Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I remember them from last year. They must be perennials. |
1.8955 |
0.01473 |
3013 |
1159 |
1010 |
844 |
1 |
Relax, they're just DRESSED like lumberjacks. |
1.8608 |
0.01604 |
2378 |
916 |
877 |
585 |
2 |
I love the fall when all their shirts turn plaid. |
1.8578 |
0.02595 |
886 |
336 |
340 |
210 |
3 |
Honestly? He's like, ten rings too old for her. |
1.8507 |
0.01543 |
2532 |
980 |
950 |
602 |
4 |
They've been in love since 1992. I know. Their initials are carved in my ass. |
1.8431 |
0.01590 |
2530 |
1038 |
851 |
641 |
5 |
I just love watching them turn plaid in the fall. |
1.8364 |
0.02579 |
874 |
337 |
343 |
194 |
6 |
Could I interest you in a treesome? |
1.8097 |
0.01608 |
2754 |
1292 |
694 |
768 |
7 |
You think that's weird, you should watch them pollinate. |
1.8028 |
0.03573 |
497 |
216 |
163 |
118 |
8 |
Look, Kevin, we're in a Cialis commercial! |
1.7882 |
0.01800 |
2016 |
917 |
609 |
490 |
9 |
... And then their hair begins to lose its color, eventually falling off ... |
1.7809 |
0.02722 |
817 |
356 |
284 |
177 |
10 |
There was a time when a beard and a checkered shirt would have made me nervous |
1.7711 |
0.01672 |
2088 |
903 |
760 |
425 |
11 |
Hey look, you can see her roots. |
1.7474 |
0.02075 |
1417 |
656 |
463 |
298 |
12 |
It's still my favorite time of the year, when the weather gets cold and they all turn plaid. |
1.7463 |
0.02591 |
816 |
353 |
317 |
146 |
13 |
They met on Timber. |
1.7387 |
0.02176 |
1301 |
615 |
411 |
275 |
14 |
Ah, to be young and rootless. |
1.7336 |
0.01739 |
1888 |
857 |
677 |
354 |
15 |
I'm with you, if they trip and fall down, I think they would make a sound. |
1.7306 |
0.02265 |
1132 |
522 |
393 |
217 |
16 |
This is the sixth pharmaceutical commercial we've been in this year! |
1.7277 |
0.01869 |
1759 |
845 |
548 |
366 |
17 |
I love autumn when their colors turn to plaid. |
1.7218 |
0.01933 |
1488 |
678 |
546 |
264 |
18 |
Must be love. Neither's got a smartphone out. |
1.7090 |
0.02283 |
1103 |
524 |
376 |
203 |
19 |
I love how they turn plaid in Autumn. |
1.7070 |
0.01781 |
1761 |
825 |
627 |
309 |
20 |
Don't you just want to carve your initials in them? |
1.6901 |
0.02497 |
955 |
478 |
295 |
182 |
21 |
That's how people make acorns. |
1.6845 |
0.02241 |
1103 |
534 |
383 |
186 |
22 |
You can relax now; they just looked like lumberjacks. |
1.6769 |
0.02843 |
684 |
335 |
235 |
114 |
23 |
I love it when the shirts turn plaid. |
1.6727 |
0.01772 |
1720 |
838 |
607 |
275 |
24 |
I bet they don't know his wife jogs up this path every morning. |
1.6653 |
0.02467 |
974 |
506 |
288 |
180 |
25 |
You used to look at me like that 20 rings ago! |
1.6344 |
0.02236 |
993 |
494 |
368 |
131 |
26 |
That was us before we grew apart. |
1.6306 |
0.02530 |
850 |
446 |
272 |
132 |
27 |
He likes her bush. |
1.6188 |
0.02600 |
1094 |
692 |
127 |
275 |
28 |
Their cell phones must be broken. |
1.6122 |
0.02349 |
998 |
543 |
299 |
156 |
29 |
Sure makes you feel sappy, doesn't it? |
1.6077 |
0.02942 |
622 |
337 |
192 |
93 |
30 |
They’re adorable until they carve their initials into you. |
1.6051 |
0.02369 |
909 |
482 |
304 |
123 |
31 |
It looks consensual now, but give it forty years. |
1.5991 |
0.02840 |
843 |
523 |
135 |
185 |
32 |
Don't you love how they change colors in the fall? |
1.5988 |
0.03139 |
511 |
272 |
172 |
67 |
33 |
The autumn flannels are spectacular this year! |
1.5957 |
0.02518 |
794 |
425 |
265 |
104 |
34 |
They're so cute, with their short little lives. |
1.5946 |
0.02580 |
782 |
426 |
247 |
109 |
35 |
Ah--flannel--the first sign of autumn. |
1.5934 |
0.02530 |
787 |
423 |
261 |
103 |
36 |
I hear this week is peak flannel. |
1.5927 |
0.02674 |
766 |
429 |
220 |
117 |
37 |
I'll give it six months. |
1.5920 |
0.02986 |
777 |
492 |
110 |
175 |
38 |
Checks and plaid? I give it six weeks. |
1.5847 |
0.03058 |
549 |
302 |
173 |
74 |
39 |
Reminds me of us. Before we grew apart. |
1.5779 |
0.02837 |
661 |
374 |
192 |
95 |
40 |
It's better now that they tattoo their names on each other instead of on us. |
1.5739 |
0.02798 |
643 |
357 |
203 |
83 |
41 |
I'm happy for him, but I miss his hugs. |
1.5723 |
0.02942 |
622 |
357 |
174 |
91 |
42 |
"Lumberjacks in love. Maybe now the killing will stop.' |
1.5702 |
0.02960 |
605 |
346 |
173 |
86 |
43 |
Have you seen the size of his wood-pecker? |
1.5668 |
0.03194 |
584 |
355 |
127 |
102 |
44 |
It's so nice to see someone without a dog. |
1.5652 |
0.03011 |
575 |
329 |
167 |
79 |
45 |
If we weren't here and one of those people fell over do you think they would make a sound? |
1.5652 |
0.03071 |
575 |
335 |
155 |
85 |
46 |
For the record, he's not touching her butt. |
1.5639 |
0.03337 |
571 |
360 |
100 |
111 |
47 |
Sure, they may look happy, but they are still not quite out of the woods. |
1.5634 |
0.02999 |
568 |
323 |
170 |
75 |
48 |
Their flannels are so beautiful this time of year! |
1.5602 |
0.02940 |
548 |
303 |
183 |
62 |
49 |
I love when the plaids come out. The reds and greens are just gorgeous. |
1.5523 |
0.03003 |
507 |
280 |
174 |
53 |
50 |
I wish I could carve our initials in one of them. |
1.5433 |
0.03347 |
462 |
273 |
127 |
62 |
51 |
I understand that they engrave words into their own trunks these days. |
1.5417 |
0.03539 |
432 |
261 |
108 |
63 |
52 |
Thank God they are not walking their dogs today. |
1.5408 |
0.03355 |
453 |
267 |
127 |
59 |
53 |
It almost makes you forget they're destroying us. |
1.5360 |
0.03376 |
431 |
252 |
127 |
52 |
54 |
Phew, I thought they were lumberjacks. |
1.5343 |
0.03424 |
423 |
249 |
122 |
52 |
55 |
Is it me, or does everything seem nicer since Seattle legalized pot? |
1.5316 |
0.03459 |
412 |
243 |
119 |
50 |
56 |
It's fun to see him with someone different each week. |
1.5310 |
0.03481 |
403 |
237 |
118 |
48 |
57 |
It’s de-leavely. |
1.5233 |
0.03987 |
386 |
254 |
62 |
70 |
58 |
Lucky day !! No dogs so far. |
1.5190 |
0.03609 |
368 |
219 |
107 |
42 |
59 |
They seem nice--for rootless, self-absorbed creatures. |
1.5190 |
0.03690 |
368 |
223 |
99 |
46 |
60 |
I love when the fall plaids come out. |
1.5165 |
0.03533 |
364 |
213 |
114 |
37 |
61 |
Enjoy your walk, future mulch. |
1.5153 |
0.03739 |
359 |
219 |
95 |
45 |
62 |
Look at those two lovebirds. I'm getting all sappy. |
1.5128 |
0.03605 |
351 |
207 |
108 |
36 |
63 |
I love this time of year when all the plaid flannel colors come out. |
1.5127 |
0.03635 |
353 |
210 |
105 |
38 |
64 |
They're okay, but their four legged children are disrespectful. |
1.5103 |
0.03752 |
341 |
206 |
96 |
39 |
65 |
I imagine he wood kiss her if he had the balsa |
1.5103 |
0.03012 |
341 |
177 |
154 |
10 |
66 |
I'm so glad that 'lumberjack' is more a look than an occupation these days. |
1.5089 |
0.03730 |
338 |
203 |
98 |
37 |
67 |
Third girl this week. And they say we’re shady. |
1.5061 |
0.03916 |
330 |
205 |
83 |
42 |
68 |
I wonder where he'll bury this one. |
1.5046 |
0.04064 |
329 |
211 |
70 |
48 |
69 |
I'm no expert on humans, but I think they're about to exchange pollen. |
1.5031 |
0.03790 |
322 |
194 |
94 |
34 |
70 |
Is this your first pharmaceutical advertisement, too? |
1.5000 |
0.04016 |
314 |
197 |
77 |
40 |
71 |
I'm no human expert, but I think they're about to exchange pollen. |
1.4984 |
0.03825 |
309 |
186 |
92 |
31 |
72 |
It's funny to see them without their phones. |
1.4984 |
0.04039 |
309 |
194 |
76 |
39 |
73 |
If she's looking for majestic wood, she won't find it with him. |
1.4968 |
0.04423 |
308 |
209 |
45 |
54 |
74 |
Lucky them. They get to pollinate year-around. |
1.4950 |
0.03927 |
301 |
184 |
85 |
32 |
75 |
Please give generously to the Association of Cartoonists Who Can't Draw Hands. |
1.4950 |
0.04304 |
301 |
198 |
57 |
46 |
76 |
Phew.. not lumberjacks, just hipsters. |
1.4933 |
0.03993 |
300 |
186 |
80 |
34 |
77 |
They're so colorful this time of year. |
1.4899 |
0.03828 |
296 |
178 |
91 |
27 |
78 |
I always love being in the city for the changing of the wardrobes. |
1.4897 |
0.04065 |
290 |
181 |
76 |
33 |
79 |
I love the smell of L.L. Bean in the fall. |
1.4878 |
0.04036 |
287 |
178 |
78 |
31 |
80 |
Sure, they're a cute couple but lumberjack shirts scare the xylem out of me! |
1.4859 |
0.04067 |
284 |
177 |
76 |
31 |
81 |
What do you think, Cialis or Viagra? |
1.4858 |
0.04472 |
282 |
189 |
49 |
44 |
82 |
It’s so nice to see them like this, before the onset of Seasonal Affective Disorder. |
1.4840 |
0.04099 |
281 |
176 |
74 |
31 |
83 |
Too bad she's 13 years old. |
1.4816 |
0.04716 |
272 |
189 |
35 |
48 |
84 |
And to think they met through Timber. |
1.4794 |
0.04087 |
267 |
165 |
76 |
26 |
85 |
He's a lumberjack, but he's o.k. |
1.4792 |
0.04379 |
265 |
172 |
59 |
34 |
86 |
they look so harmless without their chainsaws |
1.4792 |
0.04109 |
265 |
164 |
75 |
26 |
87 |
Did you ever notice how there are no Black people in these smug New Yorker drawings!! |
1.4792 |
0.04178 |
265 |
166 |
71 |
28 |
88 |
I love this time of year when the shirts turn plaid. |
1.4773 |
0.04014 |
264 |
161 |
80 |
23 |
89 |
He has a ring? I have 287. |
1.4771 |
0.04282 |
262 |
167 |
65 |
30 |
90 |
I think those two are getting ready to put down some roots. |
1.4771 |
0.04036 |
262 |
160 |
79 |
23 |
91 |
If they fall down and we are not around, will it make a sound? |
1.4771 |
0.04349 |
262 |
169 |
61 |
32 |
92 |
From deep red tartans to bright yellow plaids, I just love the changing of their colors in the fall. |
1.4751 |
0.04009 |
261 |
159 |
80 |
22 |
93 |
"Oh, no....it's ok, they're harmless, they only dress like lumberjacks these days |
1.4747 |
0.04053 |
257 |
157 |
78 |
22 |
94 |
That's weird, they were both here yesterday with someone else. |
1.4746 |
0.04430 |
236 |
149 |
62 |
25 |
95 |
I love watching the clothes change in fall. |
1.4727 |
0.04355 |
256 |
165 |
61 |
30 |
96 |
Aah, empty nesters, just like us. |
1.4722 |
0.04185 |
252 |
157 |
71 |
24 |
97 |
Wow, two people who are actually not looking at their phones! |
1.4701 |
0.04383 |
251 |
162 |
60 |
29 |
98 |
It's so hard to tell the male and female of the species apart ... |
1.4701 |
0.04081 |
251 |
154 |
76 |
21 |
99 |
Can you believe we’re going to be in the Lands End catalog |
1.4699 |
0.04144 |
249 |
154 |
73 |
22 |
100 |
Nice but I thought the colors were more vibrant last year. |
1.4696 |
0.04472 |
247 |
161 |
56 |
30 |
101 |
Sometimes I wonder if they have feelings too! |
1.4675 |
0.04410 |
246 |
159 |
59 |
28 |
102 |
I Love watching the shirts turn plaid. |
1.4675 |
0.04558 |
246 |
163 |
51 |
32 |
103 |
...and ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. |
1.4672 |
0.04767 |
244 |
167 |
40 |
37 |
104 |
As touching as that is, those shirts smack of chain-saws. |
1.4644 |
0.04426 |
239 |
154 |
59 |
26 |
105 |
You know when the plaid flannels come out, it's officially time to start shedding |
1.4641 |
0.04373 |
237 |
151 |
62 |
24 |
106 |
They make the most wonderful fertilizer. |
1.4612 |
0.04523 |
232 |
151 |
55 |
26 |
107 |
It's Fall! Their LLBean order came in. |
1.4612 |
0.04312 |
232 |
146 |
65 |
21 |
108 |
I remember when we were courting: just a couple of nuts in love... |
1.4612 |
0.04482 |
232 |
150 |
57 |
25 |
109 |
I like it better when they don't bring the dogs. |
1.4589 |
0.04237 |
231 |
144 |
68 |
19 |
110 |
Ah, to be young and rootless. |
1.4589 |
0.04324 |
231 |
146 |
64 |
21 |
111 |
Reminds me of us, 267 years ago. |
1.4589 |
0.04324 |
231 |
146 |
64 |
21 |
112 |
The sight of them makes me a little sappy |
1.4589 |
0.04101 |
231 |
141 |
74 |
16 |
113 |
I'm so glad I found you on Timber. |
1.4558 |
0.04524 |
226 |
147 |
55 |
24 |
114 |
I’m jealous ... of his beard !! |
1.4558 |
0.04346 |
226 |
143 |
63 |
20 |
115 |
We were once like that, but then we grew apart. |
1.4537 |
0.04377 |
227 |
145 |
61 |
21 |
116 |
We are definitely in peak flannel season. |
1.4525 |
0.04320 |
221 |
139 |
64 |
18 |
117 |
And to think a plaid shirt used to be the last thing a tree ever saw. |
1.4516 |
0.04705 |
217 |
144 |
48 |
25 |
118 |
Don’t you just love the dogless ones, Hazel? |
1.4481 |
0.04595 |
212 |
138 |
53 |
21 |
119 |
That could be us, you know, if you were willing to uproot. |
1.4481 |
0.04643 |
212 |
139 |
51 |
22 |
120 |
That's so sweet. I give them until our leaves fall. |
1.4481 |
0.04496 |
212 |
136 |
57 |
19 |
121 |
I hope that’s us in a hundred years. |
1.4481 |
0.04691 |
212 |
140 |
49 |
23 |
122 |
Hey, I remember those folks, they're the ones who turned mom into a cozy log cabin. |
1.4481 |
0.04396 |
212 |
134 |
61 |
17 |
123 |
You should see how they pollenate. |
1.4481 |
0.04738 |
212 |
141 |
47 |
24 |
124 |
That's leaf... leaves leave lovers lean. |
1.4481 |
0.04546 |
212 |
137 |
55 |
20 |
125 |
Is it just me, but I get all sappy when I see young love. |
1.4470 |
0.04324 |
217 |
137 |
63 |
17 |
126 |
At times like this I wish I weren't self-pollinating. |
1.4444 |
0.04468 |
207 |
132 |
58 |
17 |
127 |
I love the Fall. The people turn such pretty plaid colors. |
1.4412 |
0.04872 |
204 |
138 |
42 |
24 |
128 |
Ah, love... Sorry, I turn into such a sap this time of year. |
1.4412 |
0.04512 |
204 |
131 |
56 |
17 |
129 |
I love watching the flannel change colors. |
1.4412 |
0.04292 |
204 |
127 |
64 |
13 |
130 |
It's so romantic when the flannels change color. |
1.4406 |
0.04703 |
202 |
133 |
49 |
20 |
131 |
I am so glad they don't own a dog. |
1.4400 |
0.04291 |
200 |
124 |
64 |
12 |
132 |
See? I knew you'd like it. It's called "walking", and they do it everywhere outside of Los Angeles. |
1.4400 |
0.04574 |
200 |
129 |
54 |
17 |
133 |
It's lovely when the fall plaids come out. |
1.4400 |
0.04232 |
200 |
123 |
66 |
11 |
134 |
This is going to sound sappy... |
1.4400 |
0.04406 |
200 |
126 |
60 |
14 |
135 |
How sweet, they’re grafting. |
1.4378 |
0.04665 |
201 |
132 |
50 |
19 |
136 |
Thank God they don't read newspapers, magazines or books anymore! |
1.4359 |
0.04711 |
195 |
128 |
49 |
18 |
137 |
So nice to see a wanted sexual advance for a change. |
1.4355 |
0.04813 |
186 |
122 |
47 |
17 |
138 |
I love it when they turn plaid in October. |
1.4350 |
0.04571 |
200 |
130 |
53 |
17 |
139 |
Awww, I was beginning to think the ones without cell phones were extinct. |
1.4323 |
0.04526 |
192 |
123 |
55 |
14 |
140 |
Amazingly, their kind must grow the woody before they can plant it. |
1.4323 |
0.05554 |
192 |
142 |
17 |
33 |
141 |
Who would've thought we'd end up as extras in a Viagra commercial. |
1.4323 |
0.04586 |
192 |
124 |
53 |
15 |
142 |
They met on plaid.com. |
1.4323 |
0.04761 |
192 |
127 |
47 |
18 |
143 |
The plaid is much nicer when they don't have axes. |
1.4316 |
0.04854 |
190 |
127 |
44 |
19 |
144 |
Courtship looks ridiculous. Thank God for pollination! |
1.4316 |
0.04307 |
190 |
118 |
62 |
10 |
145 |
I wait all year to see those vibrant Fall plaids. |
1.4309 |
0.04591 |
188 |
121 |
53 |
14 |
146 |
I love when they turn all plaid this time of year. |
1.4301 |
0.04625 |
186 |
120 |
52 |
14 |
147 |
Did you ever notice that when our leaves turn colors their shirts turn plaid? |
1.4301 |
0.04432 |
186 |
117 |
58 |
11 |
148 |
They have emotions and can even feel pain. Listen when I drop this branch on them. |
1.4301 |
0.04987 |
186 |
126 |
40 |
20 |
149 |
Gosh, it seems like only yesterday that they were hugging us. |
1.4278 |
0.04543 |
187 |
120 |
54 |
13 |
150 |
Oh, I so love watching the fall plaidiage. |
1.4270 |
0.04764 |
185 |
122 |
47 |
16 |
151 |
I love when they get their fall colors. |
1.4270 |
0.04576 |
185 |
119 |
53 |
13 |
152 |
I remember when he used to 'climb' me! |
1.4262 |
0.04674 |
183 |
119 |
50 |
14 |
153 |
Cheer up, your hair loss is only seasonal. |
1.4262 |
0.05045 |
183 |
125 |
38 |
20 |
154 |
I see a sapling in their future. |
1.4262 |
0.04863 |
183 |
122 |
44 |
17 |
155 |
It won't last - they have no roots. |
1.4254 |
0.04300 |
181 |
112 |
61 |
8 |
156 |
Tell your doctor if you have botanical hallucinations lasting longer than four hours |
1.4254 |
0.05263 |
181 |
127 |
31 |
23 |
157 |
I see she managed to spruce him up a bit. |
1.4254 |
0.04709 |
181 |
118 |
49 |
14 |
158 |
Such beautiful plaid this time of year! |
1.4254 |
0.04901 |
181 |
121 |
43 |
17 |
159 |
Plaid is my favorite season. |
1.4254 |
0.04643 |
181 |
117 |
51 |
13 |
160 |
You can tell how old they are by the width of their tummies. |
1.4226 |
0.04887 |
168 |
110 |
45 |
13 |
161 |
See! I told you that they cross pollinate. That's clearly a different guy from last week! |
1.4226 |
0.05101 |
168 |
113 |
39 |
16 |
162 |
Just makes you want to carve your initials in them, doesn't it. |
1.4222 |
0.05042 |
180 |
123 |
38 |
19 |
163 |
Don't you just love people-huggers? |
1.4213 |
0.04827 |
178 |
118 |
45 |
15 |
164 |
Just a few more years and they will become a boxed meal for us. |
1.4205 |
0.04996 |
176 |
119 |
40 |
17 |
165 |
You may call me a sap. But that never gets old. |
1.4205 |
0.04865 |
176 |
117 |
44 |
15 |
166 |
It will never last. They have no roots. |
1.4195 |
0.04478 |
174 |
110 |
55 |
9 |
167 |
The plaids are particularly colorful this year. |
1.4195 |
0.04766 |
174 |
114 |
47 |
13 |
168 |
He's a hipster, not a lumberjack. Close call! |
1.4162 |
0.04920 |
173 |
116 |
42 |
15 |
169 |
You grab the tall one, and I'll carve our initials. |
1.4162 |
0.04851 |
173 |
115 |
44 |
14 |
170 |
Reminds me of our sapling days. |
1.4142 |
0.04711 |
169 |
110 |
48 |
11 |
171 |
I'm glad they left their dog home this time. |
1.4142 |
0.04858 |
169 |
112 |
44 |
13 |
172 |
Love is so much more enjoyable when it’s not being carved it into my side. |
1.4142 |
0.05208 |
169 |
117 |
34 |
18 |
173 |
Ahhhhh, they're going to pollinate. |
1.4142 |
0.04785 |
169 |
111 |
46 |
12 |
174 |
This area is the best for viewing the fall plaids. |
1.4142 |
0.04785 |
169 |
111 |
46 |
12 |
175 |
And just think a few years ago he was happy just to take a pee on me. |
1.4142 |
0.05071 |
169 |
115 |
38 |
16 |
176 |
I really like these new kindler, gentler lumberjacks |
1.4142 |
0.05071 |
169 |
115 |
38 |
16 |
177 |
They fell in love on a bridge made from mom. |
1.4142 |
0.05140 |
169 |
116 |
36 |
17 |
178 |
I'd give ten nuts to keep a head of hair like that through December |
1.4103 |
0.05371 |
156 |
108 |
32 |
16 |
179 |
I’ll miss them when they move to Brooklyn. |
1.4096 |
0.04914 |
166 |
111 |
42 |
13 |
180 |
Sure they look happy now, but give them a couple hundred years. |
1.4096 |
0.04686 |
166 |
108 |
48 |
10 |
181 |
Let's carve our initials in the bearded one. |
1.4096 |
0.05341 |
166 |
117 |
30 |
19 |
182 |
We're not the only ones who will be adding a ring this year. |
1.4096 |
0.05061 |
166 |
113 |
38 |
15 |
183 |
We're almost there, just keep pretending like those trees don't have any faces. |
1.4096 |
0.04763 |
166 |
109 |
46 |
11 |
184 |
I love this part of the commercial before the announcer mentions the four-hour rule. |
1.4096 |
0.04988 |
166 |
112 |
40 |
14 |
185 |
Just think...in 30 more years our branches will be close enough to do that |
1.4096 |
0.04988 |
166 |
112 |
40 |
14 |
186 |
Did you know, they can do it - without bees! |
1.4096 |
0.04839 |
166 |
110 |
44 |
12 |
187 |
Isn't it beautiful how they change to plaid every fall? |
1.4096 |
0.05203 |
166 |
115 |
34 |
17 |
188 |
Remember when we were just twigs? |
1.4085 |
0.04801 |
164 |
108 |
45 |
11 |
189 |
No dog, that's a relief |
1.4079 |
0.05227 |
152 |
103 |
36 |
13 |
190 |
I just love autumn. Humans in plaid are spectacular this time of year. |
1.4074 |
0.05073 |
162 |
110 |
38 |
14 |
191 |
Ah, to be 150 again. |
1.4074 |
0.04996 |
162 |
109 |
40 |
13 |
192 |
Aw, remember when we cross-pollinated? |
1.4074 |
0.05366 |
162 |
114 |
30 |
18 |
193 |
Looks like he finally talked with his doctor about Cialis. |
1.4074 |
0.04761 |
162 |
106 |
46 |
10 |
194 |
I heard they have a funny way of pollinating. |
1.4065 |
0.04640 |
155 |
99 |
49 |
7 |
195 |
They make a lovely couple. I hope his wife doesn't find out. |
1.4062 |
0.05268 |
160 |
111 |
33 |
16 |
196 |
I love peak-flannel season! |
1.4062 |
0.04960 |
160 |
107 |
41 |
12 |
197 |
No one knows why the shirts turn plaid in the fall, but I'm sure glad they do. |
1.4051 |
0.04921 |
158 |
105 |
42 |
11 |
198 |
Young love. How sweet! I see the cartoonist can't draw hands. |
1.4051 |
0.05682 |
158 |
115 |
22 |
21 |
199 |
Side effects include hallucinations about talking trees and the desire to wear plaid. |
1.4027 |
0.05628 |
149 |
106 |
26 |
17 |
200 |
I love watching the flannel change colors this time of year |
1.4000 |
0.05226 |
155 |
107 |
34 |
14 |
201 |
Times like these make me really wish we could warn them about the wolves. |
1.4000 |
0.04980 |
155 |
104 |
40 |
11 |
202 |
It's nice to see L. L. Bean doing so well again this Fall! |
1.4000 |
0.05146 |
155 |
106 |
36 |
13 |
203 |
I told you not everyone in flannel is evil. |
1.4000 |
0.04980 |
155 |
104 |
40 |
11 |
204 |
Must be fall. The shirts are turning plaid. |
1.3987 |
0.05192 |
153 |
105 |
35 |
13 |
205 |
Sure he’s older - cut him open I bet he’s got 20-25 more rings than she does. |
1.3987 |
0.05108 |
153 |
104 |
37 |
12 |
206 |
If a couple falls in love in a forest, do they make a sound? |
1.3987 |
0.05108 |
153 |
104 |
37 |
12 |
207 |
The flannel has come late this year. |
1.3987 |
0.05192 |
153 |
105 |
35 |
13 |
208 |
Ever thought about having a “treesome”? |
1.3987 |
0.05434 |
153 |
108 |
29 |
16 |
209 |
Oh, to be plaid and rootless, if only for a day. |
1.3987 |
0.05023 |
153 |
103 |
39 |
11 |
210 |
Oh, thank god. I thought they were lumberjacks. |
1.3974 |
0.05067 |
151 |
102 |
38 |
11 |
211 |
Aww, he has his limb around her. |
1.3974 |
0.05405 |
151 |
106 |
30 |
15 |
212 |
I think the LSD is kicking in. |
1.3974 |
0.04890 |
151 |
100 |
42 |
9 |
213 |
Let's just enjoy them while they're still here. |
1.3974 |
0.04706 |
151 |
98 |
46 |
7 |
214 |
Loving in fall again. |
1.3974 |
0.05722 |
151 |
110 |
22 |
19 |
215 |
Awww, I hope that’s us in 500 years. |
1.3933 |
0.05085 |
150 |
102 |
37 |
11 |
216 |
I love seeing the plaid colors this time of year. |
1.3919 |
0.05131 |
148 |
101 |
36 |
11 |
217 |
You can tell their age by counting the stripes. |
1.3919 |
0.05220 |
148 |
102 |
34 |
12 |
218 |
I just love it when the plaid colors come out in the fall. |
1.3919 |
0.05220 |
148 |
102 |
34 |
12 |
219 |
I've never seen trees happier since we got rid of our dogs. |
1.3919 |
0.05307 |
148 |
103 |
32 |
13 |
220 |
Don't look up. Keep walking. Act naturally. |
1.3919 |
0.05220 |
148 |
102 |
34 |
12 |
221 |
Even the trees are laughing at these ridiculous shirts you bought us. |
1.3904 |
0.05177 |
146 |
100 |
35 |
11 |
222 |
Whew! Hipsters. Thought they were lumberjacks for a second. |
1.3904 |
0.05177 |
146 |
100 |
35 |
11 |
223 |
I love it when their hair turns colors. |
1.3904 |
0.05444 |
146 |
103 |
29 |
14 |
224 |
I can never tell when hipsters are being ironic. |
1.3904 |
0.05177 |
146 |
100 |
35 |
11 |
225 |
Thank G-d they left that stupid leg lifting mutt home. |
1.3904 |
0.05444 |
146 |
103 |
29 |
14 |
226 |
Aw, you could almost forgive their carbon footprint. |
1.3889 |
0.05225 |
144 |
99 |
34 |
11 |
227 |
Fall colors. I'm a sucker for fall colors. |
1.3889 |
0.04738 |
144 |
94 |
44 |
6 |
228 |
Isn't it odd how their favorite time of year is when we're dying? |
1.3873 |
0.05179 |
142 |
97 |
35 |
10 |
229 |
Ah, love between the young and the rootless. |
1.3873 |
0.05179 |
142 |
97 |
35 |
10 |
230 |
How quaint - a same-race, heterosexual couple. |
1.3864 |
0.05339 |
132 |
90 |
33 |
9 |
231 |
I gotta say, those were the best brownies you've ever baked. |
1.3864 |
0.05756 |
132 |
94 |
25 |
13 |
232 |
My cousin in Miami brags about the year-round beachwear, but I like the change of seasons. |
1.3857 |
0.05607 |
140 |
100 |
26 |
14 |
233 |
They're cute but rootless. |
1.3857 |
0.05420 |
140 |
98 |
30 |
12 |
234 |
Doesn’t take much to make me feel sappy. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
235 |
Remember when he was a kid he used to pee on you? |
1.3857 |
0.05227 |
140 |
96 |
34 |
10 |
236 |
Phew. False alarm. No lumberjacks here. Just millennials. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
237 |
Ah, to be saplings again. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
238 |
It won't last - they have no roots. |
1.3835 |
0.05720 |
133 |
95 |
25 |
13 |
239 |
Yes, it IS lovely, but I fear we are simply in a drug ad. |
1.3813 |
0.05043 |
139 |
94 |
37 |
8 |
240 |
We'll all be naked soon. |
1.3813 |
0.05345 |
139 |
97 |
31 |
11 |
241 |
Oh, those plaid flannels! I just love looking at their fall colors! |
1.3813 |
0.05146 |
139 |
95 |
35 |
9 |
242 |
I love autumn when the plaids come out. |
1.3806 |
0.05380 |
134 |
93 |
31 |
10 |
243 |
What a relief! No more carving hearts into us...now they just get tattoos. |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
244 |
Ahhhhh.......to be a sapling again. |
1.3796 |
0.05194 |
137 |
94 |
34 |
9 |
245 |
Is this their idea of morning wood? |
1.3796 |
0.06228 |
137 |
105 |
12 |
20 |
246 |
That lumberjack look creeps me out. |
1.3796 |
0.05296 |
137 |
95 |
32 |
10 |
247 |
I love this time of year when their foliage turns to plaid. |
1.3796 |
0.05592 |
137 |
98 |
26 |
13 |
248 |
I like the lumberjack look... as long as it doesn't give them any ideas. |
1.3796 |
0.04983 |
137 |
92 |
38 |
7 |
249 |
Hey, the autumn plaids are out. |
1.3778 |
0.04803 |
135 |
89 |
41 |
5 |
250 |
You’d almost think that they don’t realize they’re giving us all that lovely CO2. |
1.3778 |
0.05348 |
135 |
94 |
31 |
10 |
251 |
They just agreed to go with the bamboo flooring. |
1.3759 |
0.05708 |
133 |
96 |
24 |
13 |
252 |
I love the shades of flannel this time of year. |
1.3759 |
0.05294 |
133 |
92 |
32 |
9 |
253 |
They remind me of us before we grew apart. |
1.3759 |
0.05185 |
133 |
91 |
34 |
8 |
254 |
I love their colors this time of year. |
1.3759 |
0.04961 |
133 |
89 |
38 |
6 |
255 |
Just keep walking. Don't make eye contact, and we might make it out of here. |
1.3759 |
0.05185 |
133 |
91 |
34 |
8 |
256 |
So which one's the pistil and which one's the stamen? |
1.3759 |
0.05708 |
133 |
96 |
24 |
13 |
257 |
It's so adorable that they can pollinate all year long. |
1.3740 |
0.04512 |
131 |
84 |
45 |
2 |
258 |
I hope they spend the evening in front of a warm natural gas fireplace. |
1.3740 |
0.05455 |
131 |
92 |
29 |
10 |
259 |
I cant decide which is prettier this time of year - Tattersall or Tartan. |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
260 |
There they go again, taking their arms and legs for granted. |
1.3740 |
0.05235 |
131 |
90 |
33 |
8 |
261 |
It looks like someone's getting pollinated. |
1.3740 |
0.05235 |
131 |
90 |
33 |
8 |
262 |
They look so happy... they probably haven't read today's news yet. |
1.3692 |
0.05793 |
130 |
95 |
22 |
13 |
263 |
They seem so happy. I wish I could fall on them and kill them both. |
1.3692 |
0.06094 |
130 |
98 |
16 |
16 |
264 |
I hear they actually get to touch each other when they have sex. |
1.3692 |
0.05475 |
130 |
92 |
28 |
10 |
265 |
I sure am glad that they left the dogs at home. |
1.3692 |
0.04901 |
130 |
87 |
38 |
5 |
266 |
Royal Stewart and Black Watch! I just love the fall colors. |
1.3672 |
0.05532 |
128 |
91 |
27 |
10 |
267 |
They are cute, yes. But if they try and carve their names into us, this is going to get real ugly. |
1.3672 |
0.05305 |
128 |
89 |
31 |
8 |
268 |
I love fall when their shirts turn to flannel! |
1.3672 |
0.05187 |
128 |
88 |
33 |
7 |
269 |
See? I told you not to worry - he only looks like a lumberjack. |
1.3672 |
0.05750 |
128 |
93 |
23 |
12 |
270 |
Sure they seem nice, but tomorrow they'll be turning us all into tongue depressors. |
1.3672 |
0.05305 |
128 |
89 |
31 |
8 |
271 |
No offense to them, but I hope they don't make it to their paper anniversary. |
1.3672 |
0.05642 |
128 |
92 |
25 |
11 |
272 |
... and you thought we were sappy. |
1.3672 |
0.05856 |
128 |
94 |
21 |
13 |
273 |
I love to see the seasons change. First the flannel, then the fleece, next thing you know it's full goose down. |
1.3672 |
0.05305 |
128 |
89 |
31 |
8 |
274 |
Isn’t it beautiful when all the plaids start changing color? |
1.3651 |
0.05589 |
126 |
90 |
26 |
10 |
275 |
and when their coverings turn plaid you know it's fall.... |
1.3651 |
0.05475 |
126 |
89 |
28 |
9 |
276 |
Isn"t that cute, he has his branch around her. |
1.3651 |
0.05357 |
126 |
88 |
30 |
8 |
277 |
Look, they're turning silver. |
1.3651 |
0.05702 |
126 |
91 |
24 |
11 |
278 |
Whew, no dog today. The relief is all ours. |
1.3629 |
0.05412 |
124 |
87 |
29 |
8 |
279 |
See, I told you, when there with females they never pee on us! |
1.3607 |
0.05827 |
122 |
89 |
22 |
11 |
280 |
I'm just happy taking selfies has replaced carving initials into us. |
1.3607 |
0.05590 |
122 |
87 |
26 |
9 |
281 |
"Will you still love me when I lose my leaves? |
1.3607 |
0.05082 |
122 |
83 |
34 |
5 |
282 |
I love watching the people change this time of year. |
1.3607 |
0.05590 |
122 |
87 |
26 |
9 |
283 |
I think they are about to pollinate |
1.3596 |
0.05590 |
114 |
80 |
27 |
7 |
284 |
I love to see the colors when their flannel grows back. |
1.3583 |
0.05525 |
120 |
85 |
27 |
8 |
285 |
They're either alive with the sound of music or haven't heard yet who the new EPA chief is. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
286 |
Reminds me of us when we were saplings. |
1.3559 |
0.05039 |
118 |
80 |
34 |
4 |
287 |
I love that nowadays, "lumberjack" is more of a fashion statement than an occupation. |
1.3559 |
0.05180 |
118 |
81 |
32 |
5 |
288 |
It won't be long until all four of us are going to be naked. |
1.3559 |
0.06081 |
118 |
88 |
18 |
12 |
289 |
Ignore the trees. Their bark is worse than their bite. |
1.3559 |
0.05838 |
118 |
86 |
22 |
10 |
290 |
OK, if you fall down now, you will make a sound. |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
291 |
Nice limbs! |
1.3559 |
0.05039 |
118 |
80 |
34 |
4 |
292 |
Look like they are ready to put down roots. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
293 |
If one of them falls in the woods do you think it makes a sound? |
1.3554 |
0.05611 |
121 |
87 |
25 |
9 |
294 |
Makes we wonder what things would have been like if we hadn't grown apart. |
1.3534 |
0.05776 |
116 |
84 |
23 |
9 |
295 |
And they said we were sappy... |
1.3534 |
0.05776 |
116 |
84 |
23 |
9 |
296 |
Do those trees have faces?” “See this is why I said we should avoid parks near nuclear test sites. |
1.3534 |
0.05776 |
116 |
84 |
23 |
9 |
297 |
I remember when we were young and sappy. |
1.3534 |
0.05086 |
116 |
79 |
33 |
4 |
298 |
I love the fall flannelage season. |
1.3534 |
0.05905 |
116 |
85 |
21 |
10 |
299 |
Just think -- in a few more years, they'll be fertilizer!" |
1.3534 |
0.05511 |
116 |
82 |
27 |
7 |
300 |
Fall colors, beard, Burberry...wanna bet they drive a Subaru? |
1.3534 |
0.05905 |
116 |
85 |
21 |
10 |
301 |
I don't like them leavesdropping on us. |
1.3534 |
0.05231 |
116 |
80 |
31 |
5 |
302 |
It amazes me how he can keep all that hair through the winter. |
1.3534 |
0.05905 |
116 |
85 |
21 |
10 |
303 |
This is cute, until they etch their initials in us. |
1.3534 |
0.05776 |
116 |
84 |
23 |
9 |
304 |
the beauty of autumn's plaids gets me every year |
1.3534 |
0.05645 |
116 |
83 |
25 |
8 |
305 |
You can't beat the colors they wear this time of year. |
1.3534 |
0.05086 |
116 |
79 |
33 |
4 |
306 |
I love the colors their shirts turn this time of year. |
1.3534 |
0.05373 |
116 |
81 |
29 |
6 |
307 |
I think he's too old for her. Let's cut him in half and count the rings. |
1.3534 |
0.05373 |
116 |
81 |
29 |
6 |
308 |
It looks like they're getting ready to put down some roots. |
1.3534 |
0.05373 |
116 |
81 |
29 |
6 |
309 |
I think my leaves are falling for her, too. |
1.3534 |
0.06030 |
116 |
86 |
19 |
11 |
310 |
Thank God they're past the "carve our initials in a tree " stage. |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
311 |
Their foliage is so pretty this time of year! |
1.3504 |
0.04903 |
117 |
79 |
35 |
3 |
312 |
Okay, I get it. Being able to move has its advantages. |
1.3504 |
0.05335 |
117 |
82 |
29 |
6 |
313 |
Do you remember when they used to hug us like that? |
1.3504 |
0.05472 |
117 |
83 |
27 |
7 |
314 |
Aaah... A breathe of fresh carbon dioxide. |
1.3478 |
0.05799 |
115 |
84 |
22 |
9 |
315 |
He's definitely getting plaid tonight. |
1.3451 |
0.05865 |
113 |
83 |
21 |
9 |
316 |
Awww, they're even sappier than we are. |
1.3451 |
0.05589 |
113 |
81 |
25 |
7 |
317 |
I wish we could do that. |
1.3423 |
0.05934 |
111 |
82 |
20 |
9 |
318 |
I give them two seasons. |
1.3423 |
0.05353 |
111 |
78 |
28 |
5 |
319 |
Do you wonder if they'll ever want to really put down roots? |
1.3423 |
0.05794 |
111 |
81 |
22 |
8 |
320 |
I hope someday we'll grow that close. |
1.3421 |
0.05548 |
114 |
82 |
25 |
7 |
321 |
Remember when we were young saplings? We couldn't keep our branches off each other. |
1.3394 |
0.05564 |
109 |
78 |
25 |
6 |
322 |
I'll never understand why walking by us is romantic. |
1.3394 |
0.05249 |
109 |
76 |
29 |
4 |
323 |
Oohh so that’s what “lumber-sexual” means. |
1.3394 |
0.05861 |
109 |
80 |
21 |
8 |
324 |
Wow, someone actually doing what they say they like to do in an online dating ad. |
1.3394 |
0.05409 |
109 |
77 |
27 |
5 |
325 |
They are only smiling because we don't have a dog. |
1.3394 |
0.06004 |
109 |
81 |
19 |
9 |
326 |
He isn’t the only one with a woody, Sylvia! |
1.3394 |
0.04915 |
109 |
74 |
33 |
2 |
327 |
Funny how as we slowly get naked, the humans find it romantic. |
1.3394 |
0.05085 |
109 |
75 |
31 |
3 |
328 |
She's the one. I can feel it in my nuts. |
1.3394 |
0.05861 |
109 |
80 |
21 |
8 |
329 |
Follow the mellow chick road. |
1.3393 |
0.05750 |
112 |
82 |
22 |
8 |
330 |
It seems like only yesterday he was carving their initials into my father. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
331 |
Look, more lumbersexuals! |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
332 |
See, not everyone in a flannel shirt is out to get us. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
333 |
Don't worry, they're not lumberjacks, just hispters. |
1.3364 |
0.05780 |
107 |
78 |
22 |
7 |
334 |
The humans look so pretty in the fall. |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
335 |
Isn't it beautiful how their hair changes color? |
1.3364 |
0.06361 |
107 |
82 |
14 |
11 |
336 |
Watching them makes me so sappy. |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
337 |
They remind me of us many growth rings ago. |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
338 |
Their roots are closer, but not as deep. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
339 |
I'll bet you their sap is running |
1.3364 |
0.05780 |
107 |
78 |
22 |
7 |
340 |
I think they're fallin for each other. |
1.3364 |
0.05816 |
110 |
81 |
21 |
8 |
341 |
If they fell over, do you think we would hear them? |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
342 |
That stuff on his face is changing color, too. Wonder when it'll fall off? |
1.3333 |
0.06299 |
105 |
80 |
15 |
10 |
343 |
Hey dude, she was walking with another guy yesterday! |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
344 |
It's not your imagination. When you're smiling the whole world actually does smile with you. |
1.3333 |
0.05847 |
105 |
77 |
21 |
7 |
345 |
I love seeing the plaids change in the fall. |
1.3333 |
0.06299 |
105 |
80 |
15 |
10 |
346 |
Let's both yell TIMBER and watch them run. |
1.3333 |
0.06152 |
105 |
79 |
17 |
9 |
347 |
Yes, but will she still love him in the fall, when all his hair falls out. |
1.3333 |
0.05525 |
105 |
75 |
25 |
5 |
348 |
Flannel is the world's way of telling us it's time to fall. |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
349 |
I still look at your trunk that way, too! |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
350 |
My arborist said it was normal for flannel with a beard to give me the shakes. |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
351 |
No need to fret--there hasn't been a real lumberjack near Central Park West since the first Roosevelt administration. |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
352 |
If I had an apple and this was Oz, I’d show them a thing or two, |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
353 |
I miss the days when they were hugging us instead. |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
354 |
Good to see they have no axe to grind. |
1.3302 |
0.05643 |
106 |
77 |
23 |
6 |
355 |
Should we carve our initials on them? |
1.3302 |
0.05800 |
106 |
78 |
21 |
7 |
356 |
It's almost like a New Yorker cover. |
1.3302 |
0.05643 |
106 |
77 |
23 |
6 |
357 |
Cute. And I hear their hair doesn't fall out every October either. |
1.3302 |
0.05643 |
106 |
77 |
23 |
6 |
358 |
Looks like we're not the only ones around here with wood |
1.3302 |
0.06390 |
106 |
82 |
13 |
11 |
359 |
Now, there goes a family tree in the making. |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
360 |
We’ll see if they’re still smiling when they hear you got me a chain saw for my birthday. |
1.3301 |
0.06075 |
103 |
77 |
18 |
8 |
361 |
Where do they hide their seeds? |
1.3301 |
0.06528 |
103 |
80 |
12 |
11 |
362 |
Don't you love these L. L. Bean photo shoots? |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
363 |
Someday, our branches will touch, too |
1.3301 |
0.05753 |
103 |
75 |
22 |
6 |
364 |
If you look carefully, you can tell their age by the lines on their shirts. |
1.3301 |
0.05586 |
103 |
74 |
24 |
5 |
365 |
Should we tell him he sat on his chocolate granola bar back there? |
1.3301 |
0.05586 |
103 |
74 |
24 |
5 |
366 |
Interested in a treesome? |
1.3301 |
0.05753 |
103 |
75 |
22 |
6 |
367 |
Oooooh, I love when the season turns to plaid. |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
368 |
How sweet, New Yorkers' in autumn. |
1.3301 |
0.06381 |
103 |
79 |
14 |
10 |
369 |
Hug ME! Hug ME! |
1.3301 |
0.05753 |
103 |
75 |
22 |
6 |
370 |
I love it when the shirts change to plaid. |
1.3301 |
0.05753 |
103 |
75 |
22 |
6 |
371 |
I love watching their shirts change to plaid this time of year. |
1.3301 |
0.06381 |
103 |
79 |
14 |
10 |
372 |
I wonder if their hair falls out in autumn. |
1.3301 |
0.05586 |
103 |
74 |
24 |
5 |
373 |
Adorable. But I do wonder how they make love. |
1.3301 |
0.05412 |
103 |
73 |
26 |
4 |
374 |
Look, they're going to pollinate soon. |
1.3301 |
0.05412 |
103 |
73 |
26 |
4 |
375 |
They seem to be enjoying themselves more than the joggers. |
1.3301 |
0.05412 |
103 |
73 |
26 |
4 |
376 |
Still so sweet! Glad the dog is gone, though. |
1.3269 |
0.05370 |
104 |
74 |
26 |
4 |
377 |
I hope he falls for her and never leaves. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
378 |
"Look Treesa, they look so happy"..."yeah, by next year it'll be the autumn of their discontent". |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
379 |
Don't they look majestic when they turn plaid? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
380 |
How sweet, I think they're getting ready to pollinate. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
381 |
It won't last. Their plaids don't match. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
382 |
They look like they just stepped out of a L.L. Bean catalog. And we'll soon become one. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
383 |
I know it the lumberjack look, but I’m really more of a treehugger. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
384 |
I always wanted to live in prescription drug commercial. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
385 |
Flannel is my favorite time of year. |
1.3267 |
0.06617 |
101 |
79 |
11 |
11 |
386 |
Our relationship is more firmly rooted. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
387 |
It must be so nice to not be in a long distance relationship.. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
388 |
Yay! The Lumberjacks walked right by us! |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
389 |
These might be perennials! |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
390 |
It's finally the season where one can both be and see sappy |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
391 |
If I see one more plaid shirt, all my leaves will fall. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
392 |
I sold the chainsaw today. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
393 |
Looks like someone may be getting ready to put down roots. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
394 |
Hey, check out the canopy on the dude! |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
395 |
That's the bastard that chopped down my sister- I'll KILL him! |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
396 |
Maybe I can say it best with a Joyce Kilmer poem. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
397 |
How come you never fondle my leaves like that ? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
398 |
Now that we've carved smiley faces into those trees...what do you want to do next? |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
399 |
I hope he's not interviewing her for a job. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
400 |
The plaids are exceptionally beautiful this fall. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
401 |
I'm so proud of her. She married a tree surgeon. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
402 |
A rare sighting of the Urban Lumberjack! |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
403 |
I love Autumn and watching solid tops turn plaid. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
404 |
Aw, so THAT's what our branches are for! |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
405 |
Okay, keep moving. Just act natural. Are they still smiling at us? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
406 |
Our leaves will not be the only things falling today. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
407 |
Are they falling in love or loving in Fall? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
408 |
Remember when they gouged their initials in your back? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
409 |
I bet they don't know that was poison oak. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
410 |
She calls it a nature walk. He calls it the green mile. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
411 |
Phew, always a relief when they pass by without carving initials. |
1.3235 |
0.05425 |
102 |
73 |
25 |
4 |
412 |
They're still in love after 25 rings. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
413 |
I love how they turn plaid in the Fall. |
1.3235 |
0.06256 |
102 |
78 |
15 |
9 |
414 |
I just love it when the shirts change colors |
1.3235 |
0.05425 |
102 |
73 |
25 |
4 |
415 |
I love autumn colors, especially plaids. |
1.3235 |
0.05425 |
102 |
73 |
25 |
4 |
416 |
Look at those red flannel shirts -- I love seeing the fall colors. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
417 |
Please remember, Tom, that with New Wave Feminist Misandry any form of expressed affection by a male to a female is classified as sexual harassment. But yes, in answer to your question, marriage to you would be a convenient arrangement. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
418 |
How cute, I bet they use both sides of the paper when they print. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
419 |
Don't worry, those are the friendly lumberjacks. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
420 |
I really like his face foliage. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
421 |
Hey, would you guys like a treesome? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
422 |
...My family history says they were much more interesting before they had to put clothes on... |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
423 |
False alarm. They’re just lumbersexuals. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
424 |
Why don’t you ever put your limb around my trunk? |
1.3222 |
0.06286 |
90 |
67 |
17 |
6 |
425 |
They leaf each other very mulch. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
426 |
In my hippie days I'd hug them. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
427 |
We used to be close that. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
428 |
We would pine for love too, but we're deciduous. |
1.3196 |
0.06311 |
97 |
74 |
15 |
8 |
429 |
Its always sweet when they talk about putting down roots. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
430 |
What a lovely couple. I give them three months, tops. |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
431 |
I see the antidepressant fertilizer is working. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
432 |
Awwwwwww - look! The shirts are starting to change to plaid flannels. Isn't fall the best time of year? |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
433 |
Of all the couples who have horrifically and painfully scarred my torso with their initials, I like them the most. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
434 |
It will never last...their plaids don't match. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
435 |
I don't think we got the placebos. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
436 |
I love this time of year. The shirts are so colorful. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
437 |
Check that out. Another beard grows in Brooklyn. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
438 |
See? We're not the only sappy ones around here. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
439 |
Aaah look--they're leaving! |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
440 |
Ah love - that contagious human disease - usually cured by marriage. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
441 |
I love the fall... the colors on those plaid shirts. |
1.3118 |
0.06300 |
93 |
71 |
15 |
7 |
442 |
I just love fall colors on a people lined lane. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
443 |
They'll make beautiful acorns. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
444 |
I think that's a Christmas sweater; we better warn the pine trees. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
445 |
Just don't mention I am a lumberjack |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
446 |
I love watching their colors change. |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
447 |
No I'm not crying, these are leaves of joy. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
448 |
All's clear! They didn't give us one of those tacky heart tattoos this time. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
449 |
Sure, they're cute for a while, but then, hey, they're dead, and we've got another couple hundred years. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
450 |
I thought you should know; I have Dutch Elm Disease |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
451 |
Let's tattoo our initials on their butts! |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
452 |
They must have no idea we can read their minds. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
453 |
Even the trees are happier in Canada. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
454 |
I always know it's fall when I see flannel. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
455 |
He's a tree hugger, but it is always done in an appropriate manner. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
456 |
Should we tell him she just lifted his wallet? |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
457 |
It's like they don't have a care in the world. They must not have internet, TV or a newspaper subscription. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
458 |
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one with Xanax |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
459 |
I say they get two rings each before dying. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
460 |
I love watching their foliage turn plaid this time of year. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
461 |
They think this is a L. L. Bean advertising shoot. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
462 |
Two of the fifty shades of plaid. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
463 |
Romantic, but not well grounded. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
464 |
Such a sweet couple - I'd hate to tell them they've stepped in dog crap. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
465 |
I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for them. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
466 |
Phew! They're just hipsters, not actual lumberjacks. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
467 |
They planted us in kindergarten! |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
468 |
They're so pretty when they start to show their fall plaid. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
469 |
So happy they didn't carve their initials into us. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
470 |
It's Bob Ross, look happy! |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
471 |
The flannels are especially beautiful this year. |
1.3012 |
0.06117 |
83 |
62 |
17 |
4 |
472 |
You think they also found each other on Timber? |
1.3012 |
0.05872 |
83 |
61 |
19 |
3 |
473 |
Makes me feel romantic. I wish we could carve our initials on their trunks. |
1.3000 |
0.06007 |
90 |
68 |
17 |
5 |
474 |
Watch his hand, we will find out if he is a Senator shortly. |
1.3000 |
0.06409 |
90 |
70 |
13 |
7 |
475 |
They're heartwarming but rootless. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
476 |
It's so cute when nature lovers dress like lumberjacks! |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
477 |
It’s our lucky day, the lumberjacks are in love. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
478 |
If you have wood more than four hours, call your doctor immediately. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
479 |
I'm really rooting for them. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
480 |
I just love all the different shades of flannel this time of year. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
481 |
I hear they have a peculiar method of pollination. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
482 |
I just hope they're not initial carvers. |
1.2955 |
0.06497 |
88 |
69 |
12 |
7 |
483 |
Nice to see him without an axe for once. |
1.2955 |
0.06082 |
88 |
67 |
16 |
5 |
484 |
Wow; different genders. Haven't seen that in a while. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
485 |
Next fall I’m turning plaid. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
486 |
Ah, the first plaids of the season! |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
487 |
That's how they start pollinating! |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
488 |
I owe them everything. They planted me. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
489 |
I've never been on the set of a Viagra commercial before! |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
490 |
Remember when people dressed like that would chop us down? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
491 |
...and after it falls out, it doesn't grow back. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
492 |
They carved their initials in my twenty years ago... and I still hate them. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
493 |
I love to see the humans in their autumn colors. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
494 |
Awww, it's touching to see there's still people who remember fall is more than just pumpkin lattes. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
495 |
There's just something Nature likes about mis-matched flannels. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
496 |
My history teacher told us that going along like this was cool before cell phones were invented. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
497 |
Poor Dorothy. She keeps meeting scarecrows. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
498 |
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay. |
1.2911 |
0.06534 |
79 |
61 |
13 |
5 |
499 |
They’re transplants, just like us. |
1.2907 |
0.06589 |
86 |
68 |
11 |
7 |
500 |
Looks like they're going to start their own family tree. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
501 |
Personally, I think a little distance is healthy. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
502 |
And they say we're sappy. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
503 |
It's nice moments like this that make me forget I'm covered in bugs. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
504 |
I just love it when they get sappy. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
505 |
Isn't it beautiful, Marge? It's the height of the plaid season! |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
506 |
I just love the way their clothes change color in the fall! |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
507 |
Let's skip the pleasant-trees and get down to business |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
508 |
Side effects may include talking trees and thoughts of suicide. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
509 |
Remember how we felt when we were young in our 120's? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
510 |
I love this time of year with the changing of the flannel |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
511 |
We don't get many tree huggers around here any more... |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
512 |
They remind me of our first L.L. Bean cover shot together. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
513 |
I never thought love would come between us. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
514 |
It’s so endearing when the male cone and female cone get along so well |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
515 |
It seems like only yesterday that they carved their initials in your butt. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
516 |
They remind me of us before I back-talked that wizard. |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
517 |
I think their rings mean something different. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
518 |
Call me sentimental, but this kind of sight always brings sap to my eyes. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
519 |
Don't you just love the fall when the hipsters turn to plaid? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
520 |
How about a treesome? |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
521 |
I wonder how many rings they have. |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
522 |
Oh, look hon, they have coordinated outfits too. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
523 |
Sure she looks happy - but she'll never have as many rings as I do |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
524 |
Ah, just look at them. Aren't their fall colors beautiful? |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
525 |
If nearby trees smile for more than four hours, contact your doctor. |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
526 |
Their colors are so pretty this time of year |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
527 |
Cute, but if he comes back here to carve their initials in me, I'm dripping sap in his hair. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
528 |
I like this one. He’ll only use a gas fireplace. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
529 |
They're going to have beautiful acorns. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
530 |
I always get so sappy around the holidays. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
531 |
Let them be. Tree's a crowd. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
532 |
I’ve a feeling we’re not in Central Park anymore, Dorothy. |
1.2840 |
0.06628 |
81 |
64 |
11 |
6 |
533 |
That reminds me, I just entered the erectile dysfunction season of my life. |
1.2840 |
0.07502 |
81 |
68 |
3 |
10 |
534 |
Think of all the small talk we’ve missed out on because we self-pollinate |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
535 |
Liberals are just so cute, and they'd never ever dream of building houses out of us, or burning us in their fireplaces. |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
536 |
Great color this season |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
537 |
Lions and tigers and plaids, oh my! |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
538 |
I wonder what pharmaceutical company we're working for this week? |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
539 |
They say that trees can talk to you mostly when you're high or just plain insane. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
540 |
How do they pollinate? |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
541 |
Every year, it's more beautiful, Beth falling in love with her "Adult-Ed" professor... |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
542 |
It’s time to tell you that I traced my roots all the way back to Pinocchio. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
543 |
Looks deciduous to me. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
544 |
Just a matter of time before there's a sapling in tow. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
545 |
Ah, I love people peeping season. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
546 |
Reminds me of when we were young acorns. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
547 |
I love to see them in their fall colors. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
548 |
I love our life together, but lately I've felt like I'm trapped in a cartoon published in the wrong magazine. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
549 |
The lumberjacks are so colorful this year. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
550 |
I don't know. Do YOU think there is something funny about this park? |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
551 |
I'm not turning over a new leaf. I'm just trying to let go. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
552 |
It's so noble of Hillary to stick with Bill. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
553 |
Don't you just love this time of year when the matching plaids come out in full color. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
554 |
Dorothy and the Scarecrow--I didn't see it coming. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
555 |
No silly, they're just wearing lumberjack shirts... |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
556 |
I could so go for plaid bark. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
557 |
If we weren't in Brooklyn, I'd be worried. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
558 |
I've heard that plaids shed at night. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
559 |
Got wood? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
560 |
I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as he and she... |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
561 |
How sweet. He just carved their initials on my butt. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
562 |
They're so cute when they're uprooted |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
563 |
It's a shame they'll never put down the roots we have. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
564 |
Those trees are looking at us again. Act normal. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
565 |
Ah, fall--when the sleeves come down and the colors turn plaid. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
566 |
The side effects may include: extreme contentment without cause, lowered sense of doom, and joy. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
567 |
It's just a shame how quickly they die. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
568 |
Don't leave! |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
569 |
If you've enjoyed your autumnal experience, please show your appreciation as you exit. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
570 |
This ought to be good: he's explaining about the birds and the bees. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
571 |
I remember when they carved their initials in me! |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
572 |
If they're not hugging us, at least they're hugging each other. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
573 |
She's never going to grow unless he quits blocking her sun. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
574 |
I can no longer see the Deloris for the Steves. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
575 |
I hope they have saplings some day. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
576 |
I like this path; the trees seem so happy. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
577 |
Some joke about how the word "sappy" can mean excessively sentimental OR filled with a lot of sap. PLEASE LET ME WIN THIS CONTEST I'M SO TIRED OF ENTERING EVERY WEEK" |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
578 |
Hey Dorothy! Remember me? |
1.2763 |
0.06379 |
76 |
59 |
13 |
4 |
579 |
Which one has the more checkered background? |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
580 |
Poems are made by fools like me but it takes a cartoonist to make a tree. |
1.2750 |
0.05893 |
80 |
61 |
16 |
3 |
581 |
A little sappy -- but leave them be. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
582 |
I love fall, when the people turn to plaid. |
1.2740 |
0.06248 |
73 |
56 |
14 |
3 |
583 |
I love these drug company commercials. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
584 |
He looks a little lumberjack-ish to me. I say we kill them. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
585 |
And to think that they met hugging us. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
586 |
Remember when you used to tree hug me like that. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
587 |
Blessed are ones walking in the park with no smart phones. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
588 |
Looks like they'll be putting down roots soon. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
589 |
I don't care if she is poplar; I'm betting he'll leave her at the alder. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
590 |
Steve and Carol never again visited the Forest of Overly Expressive Trees. |
1.2727 |
0.06827 |
77 |
62 |
9 |
6 |
591 |
I think they are about to pollinate |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
592 |
Still sappy after all those years ! |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
593 |
Reminds me of us. Before we grew apart. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
594 |
How can we get them to hug us again? Diversity training? |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
595 |
I just love a sappy ending. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
596 |
How sweet. Right, they haven't seen the bear yet... |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
597 |
Let's put those mushrooms in all our salads. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
598 |
They're so pretty now. It's important to appreciate the present, because soon they'll be all bare and depressing. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
599 |
Good news. The old dog they had that used to pee on us must have died. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
600 |
I just love watching the flannelage this time of year. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
601 |
I liked being an apathetic hipster, but the skinny jeans cut off my circulation. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
602 |
Okay, so the bet is who checks their phone first... |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
603 |
Time for 50 Shades of Green. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
604 |
Remember when we discussed rings? |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
16 |
3 |
605 |
There was a time when plaid would mean death for us. Now, it's just hipsters. |
1.2714 |
0.05727 |
70 |
52 |
17 |
1 |
606 |
Oh, how cute! You can still see where we carved our initials into their backs! |
1.2692 |
0.06748 |
78 |
63 |
9 |
6 |
607 |
Nothing like a Cialis ad on a brisk Autumn day. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
608 |
Personally, I find this lumberjack trend really offensive. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
609 |
Don't you just love the fall when the plaids come out? |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
610 |
I imagine it feels a little like root touching. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
611 |
I love being in the fall catalogue! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
612 |
I love watching the hipsters change to their fall flannels. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
613 |
The people at LL Bean said these shirts are so outdoorsy they could make trees weep. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
614 |
I just love this time of year, when they start wearing their colorful flannels! |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
615 |
Now, there's something you don't see very often these days ... an autumn/autumn romance. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
616 |
Nothing says dalliance like flannel. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
617 |
It's a pleasure sequestering your carbon dioxide. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
618 |
Plaid on their limbs. Fall is here! |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
619 |
I love this time of year. The plaid flannels are so beautiful. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
620 |
I love seeing the plaid colors this time of year. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
621 |
Side effects may include headaches, nausea, and inability to commit. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
622 |
The trees look happier since we switched from organic to just prozac. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
623 |
Those two make me feel so sappy |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
624 |
I love when the fall colors come out. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
625 |
Bob's first attempt at happy trees. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
626 |
Oh, how adorable ... but then again, I’m full of sap. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
627 |
Oh how cute! They're enjoying their autumn years, too! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
628 |
#BeforeTheElection |
1.2667 |
0.07433 |
75 |
63 |
4 |
8 |
629 |
I don't think they even notice the forest or the trees. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
630 |
Oh my gosh is that Robert Frost? |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
631 |
You know, I’m finally starting to be able to relax around flannel. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
632 |
They're so cute at this age... |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
633 |
They have such beautiful colors. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
634 |
I think he’s barking up the wrong tree. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
635 |
I love the Fall colors. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
636 |
The fall plaids are at peak! |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
637 |
I think they're about to cross-pollinate! |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
638 |
I bet the marriage doesn't even last for two rings |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
639 |
They hugged me back in the eighties. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
640 |
Plot twist: they’re siblings. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
641 |
It's nice not being triggered by flannel and beards anymore. |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
642 |
You had me at "timber." |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
643 |
The flannels are especially colorful this year! |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
644 |
Don't you just love it when they change color and die? |
1.2667 |
0.06667 |
75 |
60 |
10 |
5 |
645 |
See honey, I told you matching outfits are still in style. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
646 |
Its about time the Brawny Man laid down his ax. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
647 |
Before you get all weepy, Willow, consider the lumberjack shirts. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
648 |
Aww, lumberjacks pollinating. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
649 |
Okay, now you know. I'm not a conservative. I hugged them. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
650 |
Being in these anti-depressant commercials always gives me a lift! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
651 |
Plaid looks pretty good when you're not holding an axe. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
652 |
Root entwining just seems more natural to me. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
653 |
The Doctor says it's alopecia. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
654 |
They're always happy when a lumberjack walks past them. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
655 |
You can always tell the unmarried ones! |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
656 |
Looks like it’s checkmate. |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
657 |
Even if you want to branch out sometimes, I'll never leave you. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
658 |
What I wouldn't give to be a sapling again. |
1.2632 |
0.05733 |
76 |
58 |
16 |
2 |
659 |
Fun Thanksgiving, but was there acid in the mashed potatoes? |
1.2632 |
0.06849 |
76 |
62 |
8 |
6 |
660 |
Hey Honey, why can't we wear matching leaves? |
1.2632 |
0.06588 |
76 |
61 |
10 |
5 |
661 |
Call me old fashioned but I think they both would look better if they un-untucked it. |
1.2609 |
0.06073 |
69 |
53 |
14 |
2 |
662 |
October is the new June. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
663 |
They look like a good place to carve our initials. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
664 |
I know, you can't wait till he leaves. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
665 |
We’ll soon be bald. Thry’re wearing plaid. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
666 |
Use protection or you’ll get Dutch Elm Disease |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
667 |
Hey Carl, she brought a lumber jack this time. Do you think she's trying to tell us something? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
668 |
How many times will he repeat the same sob story to an unsuspecting lass? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
669 |
they have no idea that we pee in their water. |
1.2603 |
0.06765 |
73 |
59 |
9 |
5 |
670 |
I'm thinking of branching out into psychology. Something tells me these two have a checkered past and a season of discontent lies ahead. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
671 |
I like you, it's just I don't see myself wrapping my limbs around you like that. Not in a thousand years. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
672 |
Advocates for family plaidding, obviously. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
673 |
Finally, just the two of us. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
674 |
I love it when the flannels change colors this time of year. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
675 |
How sweet, they think it'll survive the holiday relatives.... |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
676 |
Don't you just love all the vivid plaids this time of year? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
677 |
When they're not carving hearts into you, they make a pretty sweet couple! |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
678 |
Do you think they have any saplings? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
679 |
Nothing says love like clashing plaids. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
680 |
I love seeing the plaids come out this time of year. |
1.2540 |
0.05973 |
63 |
48 |
14 |
1 |
681 |
He too has a broccoli head! |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
682 |
This reminds me of my favorite poem: I think that I shall never see, A plaid-clad couple, lovely as me. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
683 |
Look at the fall colors on those. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
684 |
They're turning plaid kind of late this year! |
1.2535 |
0.05200 |
71 |
53 |
18 |
0 |
685 |
If only you could carve your initials on them. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
686 |
I love the smell of flannel in the fall! |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
687 |
I carved my initials on his butt when he was a teen. I wonder if they're still there. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
688 |
Don’t worry, these are domesticated lumberjacks. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
689 |
Aww, they are so cute. It's too bad we have to kill them. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
690 |
'Ooh! Do I hear wedding boughs?' |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
691 |
Winter will wipe it right off their faces. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
692 |
I just so love Fall and watching solids change to plaids. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
693 |
Aww, this couple is making me so sappy. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
694 |
I just love how their colors change with the seasons. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
695 |
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling kind of sappy myself. |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
696 |
I remember when they were just saplings. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
697 |
Is there anything more beautiful than the changing of the shirts? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
698 |
Wonder if they’ll still be smiling when they see our new chainsaw. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
699 |
What happened to the redhead you were with yesterday? |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
700 |
Reminds me of us when we were saplings. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
701 |
Awww...I love the annual fall parade of hipsters. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
702 |
They're so beautiful before their hair turns grey and falls to the ground. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
703 |
Just keep smiling Oaky, and the lumberjacks will walk away. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
704 |
I love seeing two carbon-based mammalian cis-gendered adults in a consensual hetero-normative exclusive IRL relationship based on the mutually-beneficial social-exchange of conversations, experiences, and fluids. It's so romantic and old-fashioned. |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
705 |
Just picture him with a paintbrush and I swear it's Bob. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
706 |
This colorful season's our gift to you, Beautiful leaves of every hue. Red, yellow, brown, and orange. .... Uh, Maple, what the hell rhymes with 'orange'? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
707 |
I’d do anything to wrap a limb around you. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
708 |
Isn't it nice to find people who still haven't read about the new tax plan? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
709 |
Carpe diem. We'll be bald next week. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
710 |
Side effects may include: hallucination, ... |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
711 |
Haha, he still has the ‘kick me’ leaf on his back. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
712 |
Those whom LLBean has brought together, let no man put asunder. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
713 |
Don't turn around but two of those trees had goofy smiles on them. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
714 |
I don't know what it is, Ann, but something about this place always reminds me of a Bob Ross painting. |
1.2464 |
0.06973 |
69 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
715 |
Larry and Louise Bean I assume |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
716 |
Remember when those ensembles included axes and chainsaws? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
717 |
Look at these two. Is it throwback Thursday? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
718 |
They make them look so real these days! |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
719 |
"Ah, how cute. White privilege in autumn". |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
720 |
Oh I see– she's gotta date a fake-ass lumberjack now. This is pathetic. |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
721 |
I never thought big checks and little checks went together until I saw this. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
722 |
Contrasting plaids! It'll never work out. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
723 |
They're the epitome of LLBean. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
724 |
I always enjoy the fall plaids |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
725 |
Surreal day huh? Its like we"re two totally innocuous characters walking through some banal cartoon |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
726 |
They grow up so fast...they'll be dead soon. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
727 |
It’s so beautiful – their clothes always change color in the autumn. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
728 |
I love it when their wardrobe changes. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
729 |
I remember when they were just saplings. |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
730 |
Just wait till you see the Weeping Willows. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
731 |
Well well, the flannels are out--Fall is here! |
1.2429 |
0.06251 |
70 |
56 |
11 |
3 |
732 |
A tree hugger and a lumberjack- we'll have to see where this leads. |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
733 |
"He's from Maplewood, New Jersey, and she's from Oakland, California; but I'm little worried about their cross-pollination". |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
734 |
I'm not the only one who will soon be bare. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
735 |
Whadda' you think honey? Feels like we could really put down roots here. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
736 |
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as retirees. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
737 |
If one of us falls, would they even notice? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
738 |
I love seeing their torsos turn to plaid in Autumn! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
739 |
Aww, they'll be putting down roots next! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
740 |
Look who's got wood! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
741 |
I really like to see the sleeves change color. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
742 |
Spoiler Alert! I know who dies in the end. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
743 |
They fell in love. . . with the L.L.Bean catalog. |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
744 |
Monday, November 7, 2016 |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
745 |
Gets me sappy every time. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
746 |
I love it when they start to wear flannel. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
747 |
Well I’m certainly rooting for them. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
748 |
Great chemis-tree! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
749 |
They look like they'll be getting their rings soon just like we did. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
750 |
I'm telling you, he looks exactly like my Dad. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
751 |
It must be great to move too fast for woodpeckers. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
752 |
OOH, LOOK...THEY'RE LIMBING! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
753 |
My dream has always been to put my limbs around you. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
754 |
I get a woody just looking at them |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
755 |
It seems like only yesterday they were K-I-S-S-I-N-G. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
756 |
I told you the acid would make it more fun. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
757 |
I've always enjoyed pathetic fallacies. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
758 |
I have a sudden urge to put down roots. |
1.2424 |
0.07181 |
66 |
55 |
6 |
5 |
759 |
If Bob Ross paints a happy tree and there is nobody around to see it, is it really a happy tree? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
760 |
Hey, don’t forget to come back for our nude exhibit. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
761 |
The last few autumn holdouts are almost gone. Let's enjoy the last gasps of seasonal plaid while we still can. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
762 |
I hear their bite is worse than our bark. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
763 |
Aah, look... consensual physical contact. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
764 |
I remember when Bob Ross painted these trees. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
765 |
The trees are happy because we're wearing LL Bean. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
766 |
I always get sappy when I see them together. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
767 |
So sweet. And they only have make it work for a mere eighty years or less. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
768 |
Should I worry that when I’m famous you’ll accuse me of unwanted touching? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
769 |
I really love to look at the fall coat colors. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
770 |
What a beautiful sight: two lumberjacks with their hands in their pockets. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
771 |
We dig your carbon dioxide, but your methane... not so much. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
772 |
Just wait until their leaves fall off. Then things get really exciting. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
773 |
They're sappier than we are. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
774 |
Awe? Remember when we dropped leaves on their great great great grand-parents? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
775 |
Back in the day, I was hugged by someone like that, and it saved my life. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
776 |
The trees had never before revealed their ability to speak, but the chance to ask Jason, "If that's your wife, who did we see you making out with yesterday?" was too good to pass up. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
777 |
How beautiful! I believe its called flannel. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
778 |
Day 7 and they still don't know we're broccoli! |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
779 |
Ah, love. Walks in the park with that special someone. But where is his wife? |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
780 |
Reminds me of that movie, 'When Deciduous Met Conifer.' |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
781 |
These lovebirds cut down an entire tree to make their nest! |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
782 |
Oh, yes, Maple! The fall patterns are particular striking this year, aren't they? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
783 |
It's sweet until you realize they're lumberjacks. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
784 |
Before there were hipsters, seeing all that flannel would have made me wet my roots! |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
785 |
Ah, to be young and in love and untroubled by global warming. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
786 |
Don't they look sweet and woodsy? Just like they did when we were saplings |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
787 |
They don't change color, but do they seem to add more bark at this time of year. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
788 |
I might be going out on a limb, but they look like tree huggers! |
1.2381 |
0.06680 |
63 |
51 |
9 |
3 |
789 |
He's not losing his foliage, but it sure has changed color. |
1.2353 |
0.06664 |
68 |
56 |
8 |
4 |
790 |
I love the new tree emojis. |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
791 |
That's her third date this week, so she must be very poplar...get it? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
792 |
I hope they put down roots. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
793 |
#fall #thankful #blessed #failedrelationshipsofinstagram |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
794 |
Don't you think it's about time we put down roots? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
795 |
Don't listen to them. I've never ever harmed a tree. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
796 |
Love is okay for humans but we have photosynthesis. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
797 |
I think they're loving in fall ! |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
798 |
Used to be the lumberjack crew, now it's just J.Crew |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
799 |
When the woolen plaids start appearing I'm filled with the urge to bare my limbs! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
800 |
I wish we had arms. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
801 |
Such happy little people! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
802 |
They'll grow apart. We did. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
803 |
It seems like just yesterday they were sitting in me, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
804 |
Say, would you two happen to be tree huggers? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
805 |
They look so innocent; you'd never dream they own a lumber mill. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
806 |
Don't be fooled by the beard and flannel—the only axe he has is a body spray. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
807 |
Ok, here's one. If a human falls in their apartment ... |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
808 |
I just love people-peeping season when the flannel comes out. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
809 |
Don’t you just love all the plaid colors in the Fall? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
810 |
There will soon be another branch on the family tree. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
811 |
Of course I'm invited to the wedding. My father fell on his father. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
812 |
Aww, how cute. It's his first ex-wife |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
813 |
It's heartwarming to see a couple still in love during their autumn years. |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
814 |
I really like the shirts they wear in the fall. |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
815 |
How nice to be in love and oblivious to climate change. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
816 |
I prefer these hipster lumberjacks to the real thing. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
817 |
Humans are so cute. Too bad they don't live longer! |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
818 |
They probably fuck to Mumford and Sons |
1.2344 |
0.07300 |
64 |
54 |
5 |
5 |
819 |
Honey, what did you put in my drink? |
1.2344 |
0.06952 |
64 |
53 |
7 |
4 |
820 |
Are they leaving us already? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
821 |
Keep absolutely still. Their vision is based on movement. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
822 |
Remember our first Tinder date? |
1.2344 |
0.05337 |
64 |
49 |
15 |
0 |
823 |
Aww, do you two have to leaf so soon? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
824 |
I just love the Fall colors. |
1.2333 |
0.06875 |
60 |
49 |
8 |
3 |
825 |
In 40 years, he will wish he never touched her in that way. |
1.2333 |
0.05506 |
60 |
46 |
14 |
0 |
826 |
Love , human and deciduous |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
827 |
I love the flannel season; it's so colorful. |
1.2333 |
0.05997 |
60 |
47 |
12 |
1 |
828 |
Should we tell them they're too close together to get full sun? |
1.2308 |
0.07195 |
65 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
829 |
It’s my favorite time of year, when the white people don their fall flannels. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
830 |
Yes, it's sweet, but what I like more is that when they're together, he seems to forget all about that damned axe! |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
831 |
Rest easy. They'll eternalize the moment on social media. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
832 |
Act natural and keep smiling. I heard he was an axe murderer. |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
833 |
Goodness, they look happy enough to put down roots. |
1.2308 |
0.05267 |
65 |
50 |
15 |
0 |
834 |
Is it my imagination, or are there trees smiling at us? |
1.2308 |
0.06493 |
65 |
53 |
9 |
3 |
835 |
Ah, to be young and uprooted. |
1.2308 |
0.06853 |
65 |
54 |
7 |
4 |
836 |
Peak season for flannel-peeping! |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
837 |
There was a time when a man with a beard in a flannel shirt was a danger to us... |
1.2308 |
0.06112 |
65 |
52 |
11 |
2 |
838 |
Follow the plain white road, follow the plain white road |
1.2295 |
0.06772 |
61 |
50 |
8 |
3 |
839 |
Somehow, our fall walks are even more pleasant with all the pharmaceuticals in the groundwater. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
840 |
No axe. Bonus. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
841 |
Those humans--sometimes it looks like they almost use a language to communicate. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
842 |
I just love how their sleeves change this time of year. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
843 |
Don't you love it when their shirts change color? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
844 |
Their clothes turn such lovely colors this time of year. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
845 |
Love makes my leaves drop. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
846 |
Being a redwood would be great and everything, but I’d miss the change of wardrobes too much. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
847 |
He's a she, and she's a he....and they're happy as a tree. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
848 |
I wish we could get closer! |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
849 |
Tree huggers in love. It brings tears to my eyes. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
850 |
Any moment now, I expect music out of nowhere. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
851 |
What happened to us? We used to do that, and then we somehow grew apart |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
852 |
Hey! I just spotted an endandered species. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
853 |
I read a book that says they feel and communicate just like us... But I really wanted to know if there sap can be boiled down into sugar. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
854 |
Ooooo! I love the color their plaids turn this time of year! |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
855 |
Seems like only yesterday they were climbing us! |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
856 |
I love seeing them in their fall colors and I try not to think about them dying.. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
857 |
You can tell their age by counting their wrinkles. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
858 |
I love it when they change colors this time of year. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
859 |
Well, isn't that refreshing? A consensual relationship. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
860 |
We're not listening, just leaves-dropping |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
861 |
I'm rooting for them. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
862 |
Maybe they’ll put down roots together |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
863 |
I talk to the trees too, but they don't usually talk back. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
864 |
The cutest part is when they shed their leaves, too. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
865 |
Welk, we can always hope their kids will be tree huggers... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
866 |
Darling, I fear our relationship is checkered. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
867 |
It's okay honey, just pretend they're not there |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
868 |
It's that couple the Aspens have been whispering about! |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
869 |
Their clothing is very colorful this time of year... |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
870 |
Before medical marijuana, I thought these walks were stupid. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
871 |
Remember when they were still just saplings? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
872 |
What. No Timberlands? |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
873 |
Thank you for not carving your initials into me! |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
874 |
Humans...they are so sappy sometimes! |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
875 |
We should stop taking psychedelic drugs before our walks. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
876 |
I remember when they were just a couple of saplings. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
877 |
Yes, I also find the senescence of the humans to be charming |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
878 |
See! When their shirts turn plaid it's time for us to drop our leaves. |
1.2258 |
0.07058 |
62 |
52 |
6 |
4 |
879 |
I remember when they were just two saplings. |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
880 |
It almost makes me want to forgive them for carving their initial in me years ago. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
881 |
When will they ever leave? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
882 |
If a tree were to mock ugly plaid shirts, would anyone hear it? |
1.2258 |
0.05826 |
62 |
49 |
12 |
1 |
883 |
I told you that plaid season would be lovely this year. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
884 |
Hey you two! Are you swingers? |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
885 |
You know, if we cut these trees down, we could make beautiful speaker cabinets." "Oh, babe, I love how much you treasure nature. |
1.2258 |
0.06673 |
62 |
51 |
8 |
3 |
886 |
I know, I didn't used to think I'd like to live in a Disney world either. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
887 |
Their fear of being alone is so beautiful this time of year. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
888 |
They haven't changed since we were saplings. |
1.2258 |
0.05353 |
62 |
48 |
14 |
0 |
889 |
They're so adorable before they put down roots. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
890 |
Look1 The new L.L. Bean shirts |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
891 |
Thank goodness he’s found someone else to chain himself to! |
1.2222 |
0.06576 |
63 |
52 |
8 |
3 |
892 |
These millennials just can't seem to put down any roots. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
893 |
“I don’t think her mother meant marrying a tree surgeon.”’ |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
894 |
We can stop dropping leaves now. Eve must've finally got approved for that LL Bean credit card. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
895 |
I wish we could do plaid. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
896 |
Somehow they know I’m a certified arborist. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
897 |
They're so beautiful... I just want to carve our initials into them. |
1.2222 |
0.06954 |
63 |
53 |
6 |
4 |
898 |
If a tree smiles at you in the forest and you don't sees it, is it really happy? |
1.2222 |
0.07313 |
63 |
54 |
4 |
5 |
899 |
Look at all the different colors! The changing of the flannels is my favorite time of year. |
1.2222 |
0.05744 |
63 |
50 |
12 |
1 |
900 |
Cute, but I'm not crazy about the lumberjack style. |
1.2222 |
0.06174 |
63 |
51 |
10 |
2 |
901 |
This can't be a New Yorker cartoon, it's too normal. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
902 |
Don't you love their bright colors this time of year? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
903 |
May the leaves of love fall at your feet. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
904 |
They grow up so fast. Don’t they ? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
905 |
I'm happy for him, I miss his hugs. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
906 |
Their so beautiful when there shirts change to plaid |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
907 |
They are a sweet couple. I have no scars from their relationship. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
908 |
Autumn is so romantic. The cool, crisp days, the humans turning plaid... |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
909 |
Plaid is the new black. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
910 |
Except for us, nobody does Autumn better than LL Bean and J Crew. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
911 |
Ahhh... My favorite time of year is leavesdropping. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
912 |
Symptoms may include bleeding from the mouth and intense vomiting. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
913 |
They can be so lovely. I just wish they would go to another planet. |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
914 |
They remind me of us as saplings. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
915 |
Every fall it's fun to leavesdrop on their conversation. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
916 |
They're whispering to you, Louise. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
917 |
They're about to cross-pollinate! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
918 |
Ah. Looks like we all got wood. |
1.2167 |
0.07551 |
60 |
52 |
3 |
5 |
919 |
Nature and chill |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
920 |
Awww ... they'll be putting down roots any day now. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
921 |
I'm glad Elisabetta and Bartholomew only carved their initials. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
922 |
I'll never leaf you. |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
923 |
It stumps me, but I just feel sappy when lumberjacks fall in love. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
924 |
They're so cute I can almost forgive the lumberjack look. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
925 |
What a cool guy, his hair is just like ours. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
926 |
Do you think I would look good with a beard? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
927 |
The Autumn plaids are so vibrant this year! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
928 |
Plaid season is so colorful! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
929 |
We're ALL plaid inside, dear. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
930 |
Why don't you ever put your limb around me? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
931 |
Once he leaves, want to have a treesome? |
1.2167 |
0.07551 |
60 |
52 |
3 |
5 |
932 |
happy little people |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
933 |
Let's branch out and make our own little twigs |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
934 |
I'm hugging you too, but it's with my roots! |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
935 |
Do you think the trees ever wish they could wear plaid? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
936 |
Love me or leaf me. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
937 |
Honestly, it just sounds boring Bob — nobody wants to watch a guy painting on tv. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
938 |
Their plaids don't hold a candle to ours. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
939 |
Don't you just love fall, when they change to their plaid doors? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
940 |
If you ignore the disgusting way they reproduce, it's almost cute. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
941 |
The way they dress alike reminds me of us. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
942 |
Are they still watching? |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
943 |
Do not take Denial if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
944 |
This squirrel is really tickling |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
945 |
If I could I would. |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
946 |
Reminds me when we were mere saplings |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
947 |
They make me want to reach your roots. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
948 |
I love when the autumn colors come out, especially the plaids. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
949 |
I love it when they change colors in autumn -- such pretty plaids |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
950 |
Our leaves fall on lovers again, but hey, we'll outlive them both! |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
951 |
It's hilarious when they plant seeds. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
952 |
Awww, that's so sweet. It makes me want to leave. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
953 |
Don’t worry Peggy, global warming will make it all go away soon.” “The trees or matching flannel? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
954 |
"Yeah, but my sap is good on pancakes". |
1.2167 |
0.07167 |
60 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
955 |
I remember us like that, before our reincarnation. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
956 |
Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
957 |
I told you, Chris, not everyone wearing plaid is mean to us. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
958 |
They only love us for our CO2. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
959 |
You see the faces too? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
960 |
I just love the autumn plaids, don't you? |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
961 |
He's a lumberjack, but he's o.k. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
962 |
I like her because she calls him "Woody." |
1.2167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
47 |
13 |
0 |
963 |
Maybe we can't walk, but at least we having matching tops. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
964 |
Why don't you make like a tree and leave- hahaha |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
965 |
Every fall, trees travel to the Northeast to watch relationships change. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
966 |
I love the pretty colors humans wear in the fall. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
967 |
Humans look so amazing in the fall. |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
968 |
Will we be like that three hundred years from now? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
969 |
I wonder if they'll last through the flannel phase |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
970 |
Okay, just drop a few more leaves --- there. Perfect romantic setting. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
971 |
Whose woods these are you think they know? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
972 |
If a tree falls on a couple in the park, do they make a sound? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
973 |
At some point we have to tell them that they’re on the site of our new dream house. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
974 |
Don't you love fall and giving these people Lyme Disease. |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
975 |
Falling for you |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
976 |
If a human falls in the woods does it make a sound? |
1.2167 |
0.06761 |
60 |
50 |
7 |
3 |
977 |
And he hasn't swung an axe since. |
1.2167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
48 |
11 |
1 |
978 |
My wager? Married in a year, divorced in three. How 'bout you? |
1.2167 |
0.06330 |
60 |
49 |
9 |
2 |
979 |
On day, they’ll make a house out of us. |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
980 |
Imagine how awkward - four trunks, joined at the top, and moving. |
1.2143 |
0.06603 |
56 |
46 |
8 |
2 |
981 |
What do you think... if a human falls in love in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
982 |
I like the silent type too. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
983 |
Sometimes different plaids crossbreed. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
984 |
Looks like true leaf, to me. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
985 |
I wood. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
986 |
I've taken my medication . . I'm telling you the trees are saying, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road." |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
987 |
On day, they’ll make a house out of us. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
988 |
It's quite obvious, she used to be coniferous but now they're both deciduous. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
989 |
When are they going to put down roots? |
1.2069 |
0.05365 |
58 |
46 |
12 |
0 |
990 |
no electronics is a lot like LSD |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
991 |
I never really wanted to be a thesis adviser anyway. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
992 |
Is that you playing with my roots? |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
993 |
They're getting sarcastic. It's time to leave. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
994 |
Another romance for Eddie Bauer. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
995 |
The urban lumberjacks are much less dangerous than their forest dwelling counterparts |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
996 |
If only we were closer. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
997 |
Those two have never seen their love fall like our leaves in an Autumn breeze. What you got a woody? |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
998 |
They grow up so quickly! |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
999 |
They look pretty happy for being so rootless. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1000 |
I'm so glad they added emojis to the I-trees! |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1001 |
To be perfectly honest, branches and leaves aren't Maggie's strong suit, and yes, we do look more like giant cauliflowers. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1002 |
During mating season, lumberjacks are called "hipsters" and are perfectly harmless. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1003 |
I guess our photosynthesis is pretty much history... |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1004 |
If your wood that lasts more than four hours, please consult a physician. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1005 |
I love plaids, I wish I could wear them. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1006 |
Seek immediate medical help if you experience nausea during sex or falling leaves. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1007 |
Every time all our leaves fall off people pretend to get along for like a month. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1008 |
I love it when they don’t carve initials. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1009 |
All we need is for Maggie to add color! |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1010 |
They'll be having a little sapling soon. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1011 |
I can't help feeling sappy this time of year. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1012 |
Plaid has always been my favorite season. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1013 |
What do you say we cut their hearts out and carve our initials on them? |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1014 |
Sensible shoes? Check.... L. L. Bean shirts? Check.... Silver hair among the gold? Check.... Still friends after 20 years of marriage? Check.... Well, Sassafras, you're absolutely right! They DO match the demographic profile for tree-huggers. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1015 |
Some day I will tell you what they said about us |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1016 |
It's cute how Autumn brings out their colors... |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1017 |
I like ‘em much better when they don’t carve their eternal love into our flesh. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1018 |
So nice to see them putting down roots. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1019 |
Is it just me, or do you also feel like pelting them with acorns? |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1020 |
I’m secretly planning to accuse you of inappropriate contact thirty years from now. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1021 |
They all look like lumberjacks, but not one of them knows one end of an axe from the other. |
1.2069 |
0.07279 |
58 |
50 |
4 |
4 |
1022 |
If this isn't a "Cialis Moment", then I don't know what is! |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1023 |
And to think, only one Giving Tree had to give its life for their happiness. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1024 |
Doesn't that guy remind you of Bob Ross? |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1025 |
Did you just bark? |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1026 |
A pair of plaids. Don't we just love the fall colors. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1027 |
You may also wish to submit your thesis online. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1028 |
I wish we could hug each other too. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1029 |
Are you getting sappy too? |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1030 |
I didn’t know they come without wires. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1031 |
Chuck, don’t worry: your secret’s good with me. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1032 |
Pretend you don't hear them. We're almost home. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1033 |
as I was saying, to have something sweet, you have to get the lid offf the Maple syrup .... |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1034 |
I know they’re creepy - just keep smiling... |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1035 |
It's just their way of telling you to get rid of the beard. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1036 |
Look, he's falling for her... |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1037 |
Oh, they’re both wearing plaid! I love the autumn colors. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1038 |
Aren't the colors of the plaids lovely this time of year? |
1.2069 |
0.05365 |
58 |
46 |
12 |
0 |
1039 |
Let's make like a lumberjack and split. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1040 |
They dropped a branch on my last boyfriend--they approve. |
1.2069 |
0.06394 |
58 |
48 |
8 |
2 |
1041 |
True love.... I just hope they don't carve their initials on me. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1042 |
They met on TreeHarmony.com |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1043 |
He’s pretty sweet, for a lumberjack. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1044 |
Someday, I would like to take a walk among the people |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1045 |
I'm glad that lumberjack found someone else to occupy his time with |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1046 |
I'm not positive, but the shrooms might be kicking in now. |
1.2069 |
0.06851 |
58 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
1047 |
I love all the plaids at this time of year. |
1.2069 |
0.05902 |
58 |
47 |
10 |
1 |
1048 |
Just think, in 150 years that will be us. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1049 |
I don't think I felt that acid |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1050 |
I think that I shall never see a pair as lovely as a tree. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1051 |
Ah finally, the plaid anniversary. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1052 |
Let's just leaf them. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1053 |
Looks like someone's feeling a little woody. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1054 |
Follow the mellow chick road. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1055 |
It's about time those two starting hugging something else besides us trees. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1056 |
I love to see their clothes changing. Such lovely blend of colors. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1057 |
Such a shame that next week several women will come out and say how he has harassed and groped them over the years. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1058 |
Of course you're dreaming...I'm 5'5", weigh 300 lbs., smoke smelly cigars, and don't wear GAP - ever. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1059 |
Remember; plastic, metal, concrete or stone.....no wood! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1060 |
If they do get married, I hope I become their coffee table. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1061 |
They must really love each other; they didn’t even notice we have faces! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1062 |
Beautiful how their foliage changes in the fall, isn't it? |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1063 |
I'll bet you an apple this couple takes the road less traveled ahead. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1064 |
A lumberjack without his saw is so sweet. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1065 |
They look so happy. Let's just eat one of them. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1066 |
Looks like lumberjack finally met lumber Jane. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1067 |
It's peak time for Fall plaidage. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1068 |
I just love this time of year when the flannel shirts all change. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1069 |
Aren't they cute, they're walking upright! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1070 |
You can always tell how long a couples been together by how much their outfits match. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1071 |
Aren't you just so sappy for them? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1072 |
Right now, I am having a really hard time caring about how many trees they have to cut down to print those LLBean catalogues. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1073 |
Well plaid, young lovers. Well plaid. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1074 |
Ha, those tartans don't match....not a good sign. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1075 |
Looks like they’re peaking |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1076 |
I think I'm falling in leaf with you... |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1077 |
Wait till they shed their leaves. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1078 |
It's almost like even the tress are blessing our relationship. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1079 |
It's a time-honored ritual prior to pollinating. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1080 |
they grew to love each other, just like us |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1081 |
They look like such a lovely couple -- and they're both tree huggers! |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1082 |
Remember when we used to cross-pollinate like that? |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1083 |
Just once, I want to be an arrogant, pretentious little tree. |
1.2000 |
0.07521 |
55 |
48 |
3 |
4 |
1084 |
POTUS says it is genomic surveillance from the previous administration. Some people think it’s still just Lover’s Lane. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1085 |
if only we could do that |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1086 |
Look, a Pendleton and a Woolrich, a match made in heaven. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1087 |
I'm rooting for them to start their own family tree! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1088 |
Remember when wearing plaid said Fall, and now it just says Hipster? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1089 |
I love this time of year when the sleeves change to plaid. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1090 |
I told you. Nobody takes that beard seriously. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1091 |
Awwwww.... leaf it to Beaver...! |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1092 |
Yes, autumn will come for them as well. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1093 |
Let's do the matching plaid thing next fall. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1094 |
Thank heavens emojis and tweets have replaced carved hearts and initials. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1095 |
Now I know you're the one for me. When I walk here with my other girlfriend, the trees scowl. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1096 |
We lose leaves but regain them. They one day will lose their hair and no be as lucky. |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1097 |
I love all the pretty colors of flannel. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1098 |
Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1099 |
Aww, they untucked it. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1100 |
oooooh...my leaves are turning red |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1101 |
Oh, they're leafing us. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1102 |
They look so delicious already! I almost can’t wait until they’re ripe… |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1103 |
That's what we need - less lumberjacks, more 'Love her, Jack.' |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1104 |
They are an indigenous species. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1105 |
How nice to see plaids and it not be a lumberjack! |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1106 |
They're so beautiful this time of year. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1107 |
That was us before our branches were trimmed back. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1108 |
I just love the colors this time of year! |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1109 |
These must be the Happy Trees that Bob Ross was always putting in his paintings. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1110 |
Don't turn around, but I think we're being watched. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1111 |
...and to think, it wasn’t long ago that people in plaid flannel spelled certain death for us. God bless Kurt Cobain! |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1112 |
They look so beautiful now in their fall colors, but when you see them through a window after they drop them it's a whole different story |
1.2000 |
0.07059 |
55 |
47 |
5 |
3 |
1113 |
I love the Fall colors. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1114 |
And to think we’re plotting to assassinate this lumberjack. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1115 |
They're so like us before we put down roots. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1116 |
Don't you just love those Fall sweater colors? |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1117 |
I wish someone touched me like that. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1118 |
Remember son, you can always time the coming of Autumn by when the flannel appears |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1119 |
I'm looking forward to wrapping my limb around you in a few decades |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1120 |
They're so pretty. It's a pity their time is so brief. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1121 |
Sappy. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1122 |
Look Peter, even the trees are friendlier upstate |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1123 |
They seem com-plaid-ible. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1124 |
No, she's the one with the ties to Russia. He's an orthodontist. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1125 |
I just love fall fashion colors. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1126 |
Without roots, their future won't be like ours. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1127 |
Hey, it looks like they met on Match too. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1128 |
Oh phew! They’re just New Yorkers trying to look like loggers. |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1129 |
Are you the "Louise" whose name we keep hearing whispered? |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1130 |
I love seeing their leaves change colors every Fall! |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1131 |
Ever have the feeling you're being watched? |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1132 |
There’s magic in the air whenever I see them without their dog. |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1133 |
I always wanted my life to be like a Bob Ross painting. |
1.2000 |
0.06030 |
55 |
45 |
9 |
1 |
1134 |
You know, maybe I should finally give TreeHarmony.com a try. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1135 |
I'm so glad they aren't the "sitting in a tree" type! |
1.2000 |
0.05443 |
55 |
44 |
11 |
0 |
1136 |
See dear, even the trees smile as we walk in the woods in a non-Republican world |
1.2000 |
0.06565 |
55 |
46 |
7 |
2 |
1137 |
Remember when you were a man and I was a woman? |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1138 |
Yeah, I'm sure they miss their dog - but I don't.... |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1139 |
It's so sweet when it's consensual. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1140 |
They best take care, in this grove in addition to bark we also have bite. |
1.1964 |
0.06941 |
56 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
1141 |
The plaids are so nice this year. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1142 |
Sure, they paved over mom, but love is in the air. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1143 |
I'm an avid people-watcher, but I was SURE this species always flies south for the winter. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1144 |
Do you think the The fall foliage looks a little lack luster this year? |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1145 |
Aren't they sweet! Reminds m of my fling with that deceptive elm over there. |
1.1964 |
0.05357 |
56 |
45 |
11 |
0 |
1146 |
Some paths never part. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1147 |
HO, HO! They forgot the breadcrumbs |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1148 |
I think that I will never see a poem lovely as an ambling couple. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1149 |
" Remember when we first met? I was loosing my leaves and you were just a little bush". |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1150 |
So romantic, makes me never want to leave here... |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1151 |
Remember when we were saplings? |
1.1961 |
0.07420 |
51 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
1152 |
It reminds me of when we were saplings. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1153 |
How cute. Their hair is changing color too. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1154 |
What's Brawny the paper towel guy doing with 1970s John Denver? |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
1155 |
I think they're just plaid to be here. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1156 |
Alice and Peter, sitting in me....K-I-S-S-I-N-G! |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1157 |
I always look forward to watching their foliage turn white and fall out. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1158 |
Thank goodness they never read “The Giving Tree!” |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1159 |
Think I'll write a story about a fictional couple who got everything they wanted in exchange for living under a psychopathic dictator...oh, wait... |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
1160 |
Don't you love it when plaids come together? |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1161 |
Ooh, the plaids are especially vibrant early this year. |
1.1957 |
0.07369 |
46 |
39 |
5 |
2 |
1162 |
Looks like they are about to sprout a new limb on the family tree. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1163 |
Look at those beautiful fall colors. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1164 |
It feels like nature comes alive out here. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1165 |
Now, THAT is great use of a limb. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1166 |
I'm falling for you among these broccoli trees. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1167 |
They both want to be buried here ... a feast every day. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1168 |
I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as she and he. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1169 |
He has a beard just like Mike Pence & Jeff Sessions. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1170 |
Even the trees couldn’t help but grin and admire the traditional straight white couple embracing each other as they made their way to buy more plaid. |
1.1923 |
0.07286 |
52 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
1171 |
It's just that I'm more of a beach person. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1172 |
Hey, isn’t that Bob Ross?! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1173 |
And to think, the word 'tinder' used to terrify me. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1174 |
In just a few years, sweetheart, I'll have my bough around you too. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1175 |
The flannel just gets so colorful this time of year. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1176 |
Bob, the lumberjack, got a girlfriend? Shake me, I must be dreaming! |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1177 |
It's just so beautiful when their hair changes. |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
1178 |
You're right Woody, it's autumnal on so many levels. |
1.1923 |
0.06164 |
52 |
43 |
8 |
1 |
1179 |
He loves her. He loves her not. He loves her. He loves her not. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1180 |
Let's put the "ha" back into enchanted: 50 bucks if you bean the bearded one with an acorn. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1181 |
Honey, I guess they work for NSA. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1182 |
If a man gropes a woman in the forest and only you and I see it, did it happen? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1183 |
Erectile dysfunction and acute schizophrenia, together at last. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1184 |
I think we should get an artificial tree this year. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1185 |
I heard that both of them are branch managers. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1186 |
I think the I shall never view a poem lovely as these two. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1187 |
Aw, look how their branches have grown together! |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1188 |
They're so cute when they're pollinating. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1189 |
Must be a second marriage.... |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1190 |
They won’t make it past Thanksgiving. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1191 |
Remember when we were young, in love, and it was just the two of us? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1192 |
I hope they make a little sapling |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1193 |
They’re so cute together. Let’s hope they don’t make it to their wooden anniversary. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1194 |
Ahhh. The fall colors and patterns are so beautiful in New England. Thanks, L. L. Bean. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1195 |
I always shed a leaf or two when I see a young couple so in love |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1196 |
Remember son, to tell the age of a human just count the lines on his shirt. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1197 |
Perfect timing! Fall is about to begin. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1198 |
Well of course they're cute now, but those are lumberjack shirts they're wearing! |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1199 |
Oh, come on, their cute. Quit being so sappy! |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1200 |
Hurry up, fella, winter comes faster than you think. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1201 |
It must be Fall, the plaids are out. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1202 |
let them enjoy it while they can, , disillusionment comes soon enough~ and if it doesn't, the new government will give it a push! |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1203 |
And now for this winter’s hottest trend: ‘plaid’, by FLANÉL |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1204 |
As I was telling you --before the trees interrupted--, we are developing software at school that can stop them from watching and listening to us. It will be safest here in the forest. I guarantee! |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1205 |
The new antidepressant makes me feel happier, but in a creepier world. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1206 |
I'm betting our leaves last longer than their relationship. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1207 |
It's so cute the way they've grown together. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1208 |
No, I won't have sex under the trees. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1209 |
Don't make eye contact! |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1210 |
I'd rather be a tree than deal with ageism. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1211 |
When a tree smiles in the forest, do humans ever notice? |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1212 |
I love our walks down treehuggers’ lane. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1213 |
They grow up so fast! Just yesterday they were carving their initials on my backside. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1214 |
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1215 |
It's better, darling, that the trees are watching us than the government. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1216 |
Well, we don't have to worry about these two knifing us with their initials." |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1217 |
Don't you just love it when the shirts turn to plaid this time of year. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1218 |
Want to hug a couple of trees? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1219 |
Doesn't it feel like we've just walked into a PC song lyric?" |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1220 |
Humans sure know how to use their limbs. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1221 |
Sure they are smiling, they do not have to rake. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1222 |
Just another romantic couple of perverts here to watch us get naked. |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1223 |
Do you believe in Keebler Elves? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1224 |
I can't wait until they die and fertilize us! |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1225 |
So cute, this looks just like that ED commercial. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1226 |
I feel more sappy than usual. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1227 |
How sweet. Remember when we exchanged pollen? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1228 |
I'm starting to fall for them. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1229 |
Don't look now but the trees are falling for you also! |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1230 |
I don’t know what it is about young love in the fall that makes me so sappy. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1231 |
Let’s get the chainsaw and see if they still are smiling! |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1232 |
Just wait until that blue pill begins to work |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1233 |
Do you ever feel like trees are laughing at you? |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1234 |
They're lovely... I'm rooting for them! |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1235 |
Pathetic fallacies be damned! They're just so gosh-darn cute. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1236 |
Ignore them. They are just going joke again about us putting down roots. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1237 |
I hope she never leaves him |
1.1887 |
0.07156 |
53 |
46 |
4 |
3 |
1238 |
If I could walk, I would become a tree hugger. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1239 |
Hey, have either of you seen my parents? They've been missing since last winter. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1240 |
If you experience high blood pressure, Cialis may not be right for you. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1241 |
Don't you just love to see humans going through their autumn changes? |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1242 |
Autumn: plaids, a path, a woman, a man, and trees with high foreheads. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1243 |
I never thought that real life could be just like a drug ad for erectile dysfunction. |
1.1887 |
0.07646 |
53 |
47 |
2 |
4 |
1244 |
I really love this time of year – when all the different colored plaids come out |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1245 |
You know, I really wish I could remember your name. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
1246 |
Don Lindquist is entering this Contest, but he is carefully avoiding saying anything remotely funny; so his chances of winning have improved markedly.... |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1247 |
I may not be Bob Ross, but I told you I'd take you to the land of Happy Little Trees. |
1.1887 |
0.06058 |
53 |
44 |
8 |
1 |
1248 |
Yea Autumn! They're falling. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1249 |
This tree can use a hug too. Just sayin'. |
1.1887 |
0.05426 |
53 |
43 |
10 |
0 |
1250 |
I think she's Falling for him. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1251 |
Looks like we both have a checkered past, but we CAN change the shirts, you know. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1252 |
I hope they stay together after shedding their plaid |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1253 |
Legs are cool! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1254 |
Hope it lasts till we get our leaves back. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1255 |
A little bit of LSD makes me forget you are a horrible human being. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1256 |
I love this time of year when they start changing to flannel. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1257 |
I don't think it's working. This is their 12th stroll down memory lane today. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1258 |
Just think... in about fifty years our branches will finally be able to do that too! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1259 |
Another urban hipster with dope topiary skills. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1260 |
Even the trees agree. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1261 |
They obviously don't recognize lumberjack shirts. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1262 |
Do you think they can tell we just dyed our leaves orange this year? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1263 |
Like them, we are beginning to fall for each other. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1264 |
I don't know what it is about seeing humans in love but it makes me feel sappy every time. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1265 |
Must be true love. I hit her with an acorn and she didn't even flinch. |
1.1837 |
0.05589 |
49 |
40 |
9 |
0 |
1266 |
- I think she's gonna FALL for him... - So much for the tree puns ! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1267 |
When the lumberjack is in love we get to live. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1268 |
Now that’s a relationship that’s got legs. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1269 |
It's good to know that we're not the only saps here. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1270 |
It's the Autumn of their lives |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1271 |
treeHarmony |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1272 |
It gets you right in the taproots. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1273 |
It's not a new thing. We're all outfitted for a fall. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1274 |
No proof for climate change? Plaid-breasted lovebirds don't even migrate anymore. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1275 |
Their hair retention is a marvel. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1276 |
Well they do say trees company! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1277 |
I quite like this alternate reality. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1278 |
Wow look at the colors in that plaid! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1279 |
Bob Ross is alive! He looks as happy as we were when he painted us. |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1280 |
Have you seen those nice folks from the "Cartoon Caption Contest"? |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1281 |
Wow! Nice canopies. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1282 |
A little more leaf confetti, and we'll have an acorn in nine months. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1283 |
I far prefer October-November romances to May-December. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1284 |
They're working very hard at making the surveillance culture more appealing. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1285 |
I know, I know! Their love is tree-mendous. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1286 |
Amazing how well they can get along without ever taking a dormancy break. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1287 |
Actually, I wish I had their legs. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1288 |
Too bad they were just rolling around in the poison ivy. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1289 |
They look like good huggers. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1290 |
Do you ever feel like you're a Disney character? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1291 |
He looks a little shady to me |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1292 |
If two millennials speak in a forest, will anyone hear anything? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1293 |
I didn't think they'd ever get their limbs untangled here as saplings. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1294 |
Human 'grafting' is so romantic, isn't it? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1295 |
Their fall colours are amazing! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1296 |
Hey guys, it's me. Your family tree. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1297 |
Aw look, I wish I had my phone. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1298 |
They're a little matchy matchy, but otherwise cute. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1299 |
I love the fall, when people change from prints to plaids. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1300 |
They're so nice this time of year. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1301 |
If we both leaned in, we could do that. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1302 |
Plaid is my favorite season. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1303 |
Oh, thank God. They're just dressed like lumberjacks. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1304 |
Yes, I know. It's as though Bob Ross was right here... |
1.1800 |
0.07390 |
50 |
44 |
3 |
3 |
1305 |
They're cute together, but I think he'd look better in a double-knit. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1306 |
TINDER! |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1307 |
Hey Poplar, I'm getting used to those hideous un-tucked shirts. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1308 |
I think they are plaid huggers. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1309 |
One less lumberjack to worry about. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1310 |
I love it when plaids come together. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1311 |
I remember when we were young and sappy. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1312 |
This is a great example of how gentrification is a good thing. There used to be flying monkeys and a really wicked witch in this neighborhood! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1313 |
I wish I could put my branch around your trunk like that. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1314 |
Don't pay attention to the mocking laughter. They're snycamores! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1315 |
Flannels, falling leaves, new found love...Fall |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1316 |
All they need now is a swarm of bees to carry their pollen! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1317 |
I never thought I'd be happy to see a lumberjack shirt. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1318 |
Let's not come to this park anymore. I don't like these catcalling trees. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1319 |
People who love each other is a beautiful sight. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1320 |
Great, they didn't notice us! Back to the ship! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1321 |
Young love,....it always stirs my sap! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1322 |
Relax, honey, when he's impeached it'll be the most glamorous and brilliantly choreographed and costumed impeachment in human history. You'll love the spectacle! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1323 |
Seems a shame to warn them about the flying monkeys. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1324 |
Don't you love the patterns this time of year? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1325 |
I think I’m falling for this new hipster look! |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1326 |
It's Spring and soon the Sap will be rising. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1327 |
It's a good thing that plaid is back in style, because their boots are so last season! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1328 |
”Thanks for killing that Woodpecker! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1329 |
Siri, if these critters cross-pollinate, will they produce a bearded lady? |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1330 |
He fell for her. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1331 |
All you do is bark at me. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1332 |
Two's company, tree's a crowd. |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1333 |
let's leave them alone |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1334 |
Cialis, so you are ready for the moment! |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1335 |
Look, actual heterosexuals. |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1336 |
Their shirts have more colors than my leafs |
1.1800 |
0.06815 |
50 |
43 |
5 |
2 |
1337 |
See? Even lumberjacks fall in love. |
1.1800 |
0.05488 |
50 |
41 |
9 |
0 |
1338 |
I'm going for plaid leaves next season... |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1339 |
When did kids change from carving initials to carving emojis? |
1.1800 |
0.06188 |
50 |
42 |
7 |
1 |
1340 |
Let's hope they establish some roots |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
1341 |
Remember whe they used to hug us that way? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1342 |
November 7, 2016 |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1343 |
Aww, so consensual! |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1344 |
Such a cute young couple. His leaves haven't even started falling off yet. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1345 |
Arbolitol, the key to happy living. Side effects may include vivid hallucinations. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1346 |
Remember when we were just young saplings in love? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1347 |
Sh..they think we're falling in love! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1348 |
And that's what it means for him to have wood. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1349 |
Since we're ginkgoes we know how they feel |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1350 |
"Did you fall for her? "You're barkin' up the wrong tree!" "Trees' company!" "She's pining for him!" ""Wood you be mine?" "They'll be in love fir-ever!" (Just a bunch of oak-sters!) |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1351 |
The trees are alive with the sound of...um, did you notice they were smiling? Let’s walk a little faster. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1352 |
I wonder why they haven't started to lose their leaves yet? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1353 |
You got to admit we're a happier message than the one from that burning bush. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1354 |
Don't worry your pretty little head. Once we clear this forest we'll have plenty of room for the new Amazon headquarters. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1355 |
Don't look back, but I think the ashes are checking out our asses. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1356 |
I love this time of year when the flannel begins to change. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1357 |
They seem to have lost their smart phones. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1358 |
A happy treesome. |
1.1765 |
0.07252 |
51 |
45 |
3 |
3 |
1359 |
The sight of 'young love', just makes me shed with joy!" |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1360 |
What do you think I should call my new brewery? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1361 |
I may be going out on a limb here but I don't think these two will ever leave each other. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1362 |
They look like the perfect couple, if not for their checked past. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1363 |
I always knew Dorothy would wind up with someone nice. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1364 |
I hope they choose you. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1365 |
What a sap! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1366 |
They are like you and I, mostly water. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1367 |
All's right with the world. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1368 |
Did you hear that? They admire our sangfroid. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1369 |
Love Warning: This drug may cause heart palpitations, sweaty palms, accelerated breathing, euphoria and death. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1370 |
Al Gore's wet dream. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1371 |
Aww, ain't love grand? At least until he announces he's transgender! |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1372 |
I love this time of year as the red, yellow and orange flannels appear, as if, overnight. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1373 |
'I love watching them change to flannel.' |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1374 |
Isn't it wonderful how two people can be in love and still be wearing plaid? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1375 |
There is nothing like love between two arborists. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1376 |
Don't worry. They aren't real lumberjacks. They feel the need to look one this time of the year. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1377 |
It's the autumn of their discontent. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1378 |
Everyone was happy until they decided to carve their initials in a heart |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1379 |
Can't wait for the serpent to show up! |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1380 |
Damn roots! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1381 |
She's cheating on him. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1382 |
Awh, she's pregnant - I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as these three |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1383 |
You're the third prettreeiest person on this path. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1384 |
They make such a lovely couple now but that's just because plaid flannel shirts are still in style |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1385 |
Your internship is going well. And between you and me, we never had sex or anything like that did we. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1386 |
Our parting of the ways has brought them together. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1387 |
Lets grow apples and get them kicked out of the garden. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1388 |
These flashbacks are a lot more pleasant than we thought they would be. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1389 |
yes dear your divorce lawyer stabbed me in the back too |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1390 |
We are doing our bit on CO2 reduction. Are these two planning on making more producers? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1391 |
I think they have cross pollination in their future, judging by their shirt of course . |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1392 |
What do you think of the title "The Joy of Painting" for my new show? |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1393 |
Carve what you just said on me. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1394 |
Different plaids! They won't last until spring. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1395 |
Don't you just love seeing two humans in love? It makes me leaf. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1396 |
Who ever thought our lives would turn out as good as a blood pressure medication commercial? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1397 |
Timblr is quite popular out here. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
1398 |
Plaids or checks? |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1399 |
They grow up so fast, don't they? At least, compared to us, anyway. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1400 |
They look sweet, but I wouldn't be that age again for anything. |
1.1765 |
0.05391 |
51 |
42 |
9 |
0 |
1401 |
I think they turn sunlight into plaid! |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
1402 |
There's just something about checkered shirts in the fall that makes me shed a leaf. |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
1403 |
November is such a fine month for flannel-peeping! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1404 |
Oh Maggie, Maggie, if only we were human. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1405 |
The fall flannels are lovely this time of year, so mellow and gorgeous. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1406 |
Love is a many splintered thing. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1407 |
Did you ever feel like you were in a movie? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1408 |
Was Johnny Appleseed really your great-great-great grandfather? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1409 |
What a sap! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
1410 |
Mobility is overrated. They'll never put down roots. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
1411 |
Awww. It's seems like just yesterday they were carving their names in my skin. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
1412 |
I love the smell of flannel in the morning! |
1.1707 |
0.06899 |
41 |
35 |
5 |
1 |
1413 |
I hate you |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1414 |
Please tell Bob Ross we really ARE happy.... |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
1415 |
Zeus, is that you? I can't grab the Argonauts tonight. I told Katie we'd go for a walk today. |
1.1698 |
0.05207 |
53 |
44 |
9 |
0 |
1416 |
Imagine how awkward - four trunks, joined at the top, and moving. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1417 |
I speak for the trees: they clash. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
1418 |
The lovebirds will adjust to empty nest syndrome and fall in love all over again. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
1419 |
" Fertilizer " our future. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1420 |
Love is like that... assuming you have arms and legs. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1421 |
Awwww...this is the happiest I've seen him since that day he found a hundred yellow ribbons tied around me. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1422 |
Your shirts clash. Get off our walk! |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1423 |
I wonder what their family tree is like. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1424 |
" I think I'm falling for you". |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1425 |
I love it when their colors start to change |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1426 |
Now that the hills are alive, we'll be hearing lots of music on our walks. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
1427 |
I see a sapling in our future |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1428 |
It seems we are never alone. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1429 |
They're falling for each other, just like we are. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1430 |
They’re all bark, no bite. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1431 |
Notice the bright colors of the plaid jackets, Marge. I love the Fall, don't you? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1432 |
So sweet! Reminds me how happy we were before putting down roots. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1433 |
I love to watch the way their colors change in autumn. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1434 |
No cell phones! Give them a gold one. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1435 |
I’ll bet they finish shedding before us |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1436 |
Don’t you just love the humans’ fall colors? |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1437 |
As usual, they are so happy about how colorful they are this time of year. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1438 |
Cross-pollination is a beautiful thing. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1439 |
I didn't know they made flannel untuckits. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1440 |
Bet they'd enjoy an outdoor wedding! |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1441 |
They're so friendly. You think we can get them to grow us some money? |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1442 |
This reminds me of the story passed down from my grandfather Hawthorne about being condemned to wear the badge of a checkered past. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1443 |
They’re thrilled that Attorney General Sessions is so brilliant, heroic and inspiring. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1444 |
I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as these two. |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
1445 |
Don't you just love those Fall colors! |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1446 |
They even have the same lumberjack look... |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1447 |
I think his name was Luther. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1448 |
Keep walking and don't look back. Those trees have fucking faces |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1449 |
Are we in heaven or a Bob Ross painting? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1450 |
What a perfect ending for my Modern Love column! |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1451 |
Awww, they're just like us when we were young - so sappy. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1452 |
They may have feet, but we can leave when we want. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1453 |
Our new property has 10 acres, let's leave these five trees up for hammocks. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1454 |
Aww...recycled napkins! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1455 |
Yesterday, I heard them singing"younger than springtime" |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1456 |
It's fun to watch them grow over the years. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1457 |
Ah that makes me so sappy |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1458 |
I thought should she was barking up the wrong tree with the other guy. Looks like she had the sense to leaf him. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1459 |
Now I see why God gave them upper limbs. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1460 |
Ah, sweet mystery of life. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1461 |
She's cuter than the last one he brought by. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1462 |
Common side effects include dizziness, headache, and upset stomach. Tell your doctor if you experience arboreal hallucinations. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1463 |
I wish we were in their shoes. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1464 |
'awww...remember when we were saplings?' |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1465 |
Let me know when you're ready to carve your initials. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1466 |
Just keep smiling and maybe they won't cut us down. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1467 |
Plaid! Don't you love autumn! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1468 |
If one of us were to fall would they hear us? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1469 |
Look at them, one of the very few that have avoided divorce. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1470 |
They will be together until she decides one of his limbs is too close. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1471 |
Reminds me of us before you made like a tree... |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1472 |
My favorite time of year is always peak flannel peeping season! |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1473 |
Yes, love. If a tree falls in this forest, it will definitely make a sound. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1474 |
I'm so happy we're falling for each other all over again |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1475 |
Let's get out of here -- I don't want to have tell my shrink that I've talked to trees. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1476 |
They're just plaid about each other. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1477 |
We're rooting for you! |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1478 |
I love it when the hairs change. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1479 |
Spies in our microwaves? Plants in trees? The one on the left reeks of sap and vodka, Da comrade? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1480 |
I THINK IT'S TIME TO SHAVE |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1481 |
Nice shirts. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1482 |
It’s that feeling when you know the birds have migrated south and there won’t be a tweet for months. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1483 |
When I graduate I’m going to teach people how to paint on public television |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1484 |
We could do the arms around part, if they'd just stop pruning. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1485 |
Bet they won't make it to 100 years like us. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1486 |
It's a shame dogs are not allowed in the park. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1487 |
It does feel like we're in an erectile disfunction ad. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1488 |
Hardly a leaf to rake, since we gave them permanents. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1489 |
It’s nice to see them enjoying a moment of non-harassment. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
1490 |
Let's see what happens when their leaves fall off. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1491 |
I told him to branch out but he insisted on Twiggy |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1492 |
I can't help it if I stare! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1493 |
For some reason, Trump, North Korea, and global warming just don't seem like such a big deal since Kelly and Jason moved to Denver. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1494 |
I don't think we should meet like this anymore.The trees are laughing at us. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1495 |
And they turn delightful shades of blue as the season cools. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1496 |
Told you we weren't close enough to double date yet. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1497 |
I thought you said check mate was the end? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1498 |
Kinda makes you want to turn over a new leaf. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1499 |
If he kisses her... fwump... there go all my leaves. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1500 |
...she loves me not... |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1501 |
Cute -but our relationship is deeper rooted. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1502 |
I hope they lay down roots, like us. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1503 |
Yes, it is pretty remote. You can see they don't know Obama left the White House. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1504 |
we used to be like that until you grew away from me |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1505 |
What a hugger! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1506 |
Do you think their foliage will fall off again? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1507 |
How sweet, she's stealing his wallet. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1508 |
I always tell my students to first take a stab at it. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1509 |
If they start throwing apples we might find the Tin Man...... |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1510 |
Next year, we'll have new leaves, and they'll just be a year older. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1511 |
Isn't it amazing how many people are willing to pay for the 'Park Without Trump' experience? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1512 |
So the City Council voted unanimously against the dog park proposal. |
1.1667 |
0.07493 |
48 |
43 |
2 |
3 |
1513 |
I told you they'd com back, Sid. It'll be the '80s all over again. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1514 |
Honey, have you noticed if I'm losing my hair? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1515 |
Even with Jurassic Park's success, Devonian Arboretum attracted few visitors. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1516 |
Mid-November, 2020. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1517 |
Adam and Eve finally found clothes no more leaves |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1518 |
Aw, don’t those two just chloro-fill your heart? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1519 |
If we couldn't mingle our roots, I bet that's how we'd show affection, too. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1520 |
Have you been carving smiley faces on the trees |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1521 |
I hear that hipsters will be switching to tweed soon. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1522 |
Very sweet. But watch, he'll be ignored in the winter when he loses all his foliage. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1523 |
if she falls for him I'll leaf you alone |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1524 |
Thankfully the lumberjack is too distracted by love to chop us down. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1525 |
Don't you just love their autumn plaids? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1526 |
Lumberjacksonly.com; Because when you find love, we're all happy. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1527 |
What are we selling here? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1528 |
Wow, they aren't even tweeting! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1529 |
I only date trees half my rings. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1530 |
You know, I kind of like the Bunyans on the weekends. |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1531 |
Now, is this the husband or the new boyfriend? |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1532 |
I told you. It is never too late to be in love. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1533 |
Remember when plaid and checks didn't go together? |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1534 |
I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as plaid. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1535 |
Don't show 'em any apples yet. The snakes are running late |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1536 |
Don't worry, they're only dressed like terrorists. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1537 |
If God had wanted them to be together, he would not have them wearing two plaids. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1538 |
In 10 years this will probably be remembered by her as assault |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1539 |
Third guy this week! Isn't love grand!! |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1540 |
It was such a tiny dose I honestly feel no different. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1541 |
I think they want us to leaf. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1542 |
It seems like just yesterday she was sitting under my boughs and swiping right.... |
1.1667 |
0.06876 |
48 |
42 |
4 |
2 |
1543 |
I’ve fallen for you too. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1544 |
We should pull up roots and join them. |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1545 |
Sweet...they don't need to carve their names... |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1546 |
Sure they're smiling. I didn't bring my dog. |
1.1667 |
0.05436 |
48 |
40 |
8 |
0 |
1547 |
I hate the "Giving Tree". |
1.1667 |
0.06198 |
48 |
41 |
6 |
1 |
1548 |
Whose woods are these? Who cares??? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1549 |
Feels like your branch of the family is stalking us. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1550 |
Okay, Now I'm in my happy place. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1551 |
Welcome to Pharmlandia! Side effects may include nausea, insomnia and decreased libido. Onion rings or garden salad $1.99 extra. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1552 |
'Tis the season! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1553 |
Yes,I wrote the op-ed about Jack the Ripper being irreplaceable? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1554 |
They're so happy because, for them, there aren't any bees involved. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1555 |
What happens when he leaves?” “Bad pun. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1556 |
I think I'm fall in love. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1557 |
Let us not leaf to conclusions... |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1558 |
You know, once you get past these trees, you can really see the forest! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1559 |
So romantic! Don't tell them about their conscious uncoupling in 2023. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1560 |
This time of year is always so damn sappy |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1561 |
Awww, I wish I was in a relationship now |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1562 |
Nature and plaid little happy little sad. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
1563 |
My bark is worse than my bite, Sweetie! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
1564 |
You know, it's not all bad. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1565 |
In Stephen King's least successful novel, haunted trees watch and smile at passerby's in a small New England town. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1566 |
How cute. They're going to make baby lumberjacks. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
1567 |
If he's 34 and she's 14 in a forest, does anyone know? |
1.1591 |
0.05578 |
44 |
37 |
7 |
0 |
1568 |
Our relationship needs some distance, just like these trees. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
1569 |
Definitely NOT deciduous! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1570 |
They're even cuter when they hold hands from separate bathtubs. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1571 |
Isn’t flannel season beautiful? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1572 |
It IS kind of sickening! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1573 |
I just love seeing people fall in love this time of year. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1574 |
I know, they don't fall; they're rejected! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1575 |
The wind blows in many directions, but only god can make a tree. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1576 |
Everyone loves plaid! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1577 |
I'm a pushover for sappy things. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1578 |
Doc takes call at home from patient’s mother: “Try using the code word ‘Banana’ to calm him.” |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1579 |
If a tree smiled in the forest and no one saw it.... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1580 |
Love is all you seed. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1581 |
It realize love is in the air, but I wish they would make like a tree and leaf. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1582 |
Beard season is upon us |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1583 |
I hope they never grow apart. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1584 |
With beards like that it's no wonder we shed our leaves! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1585 |
Thank God he chose her over the dog. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1586 |
L.L. Bean's Siamese Twins Fall Collection. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1587 |
I talk back, but they don't listen to me. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1588 |
They sure cleaned this place up after Dorothy, and Toto left. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1589 |
He looks like ME! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1590 |
Do you think something might have been up with the mushroom risotto? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1591 |
In a few years I'll be able to hold your trunk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1592 |
The Animal Kingdom is awesome. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1593 |
Mama and Papa always said that I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1594 |
They’ve been together since she made him join Axeaholics Anonymous. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1595 |
Being rootless doesn’t seem like a total disaster ... I wonder if that’s just fake news? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1596 |
They're so much happier now that Elphaba is gone. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1597 |
Sure, we have a tough winter ahead to endure. But six months from now we'll be in the middle of the rebirth vibrance and hope. Such is the natural cycle of life here in Washington, D.C. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1598 |
Pretend you didn't see them. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1599 |
Congratulations.. Voted the worst Caption Contest Cartoon.. since the invention of the printing PRESS.. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1600 |
I think he's going to leave her.... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1601 |
Thank goodness they're not barking at each other. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1602 |
Sure they’re smiling- they don’t know about the cord of wood we just ordered. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1603 |
I twig that they are going to branch out and tie the knot. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1604 |
This is a spectacular spot to watch the plaid shirts and grey hairs stroll by in the fall |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1605 |
You have to love that old, classic L.L. Bean-catalog look. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1606 |
It's only downhill from here! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1607 |
"You create love and happiness all around you" ... nature agrees. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1608 |
Look at them, they aren't stuck just playing footsies. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1609 |
I don't know Ken, I'm late. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1610 |
It's a lot more peaceful around here since Paul joined Tinder. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1611 |
Aren't they sweet - they're falling in love. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1612 |
I'd like to, but I plan on running for office some day. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1613 |
Bet they fully shed before we do. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1614 |
I guess there'll be some new tree huggers soon. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1615 |
It must be nice to be able to leave whenever you want. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1616 |
I feel like were being watched... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1617 |
Now that we've both transgendered, who buys the groceries? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1618 |
On a day like today, I can almost imagine that he was never even nominated. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1619 |
Let's not tell them that I'm a lumberjack. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1620 |
Have you noticed ? No kids, no phones, just us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1621 |
I wonder if he misses her most when autumn leaves begin to fall? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1622 |
Totally clueless about the lost art of carving hearts and initials. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1623 |
Cialis. Because you never know when the moment is right. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1624 |
I think I'd like a divorce. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1625 |
Scientists still have no idea why certain plaids make trees in South Dakota smile. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1626 |
Sometimes I wish our relationship was as rooted as theirs... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1627 |
Honey, I think even the trees know our marriage is a sentience for life. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1628 |
Don't you just love watching the patterns change? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1629 |
I'll always root for a sappy love story! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1630 |
Tropes, you see those leaves falling. They're not gliding by in pairs. This is nature and my papa been was a rolling stone. Chill, I can't be marrying you. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1631 |
So you see, son, when the Mommy seed and the Daddy pollinator get really close, then a baby tree is born. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1632 |
Someday, I will be able to wrap my limb around you. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1633 |
My, what an idyllic scene we've helped to create. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1634 |
If they really wanted to pollinate, they'd just stand here and let the wind do its thing. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1635 |
Kiss her already!! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1636 |
The trees are so nice this time of year. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1637 |
New Love: the perfect reason for shedding our leaves. Better than last week when they were jogging through here with their nasty dogs. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1638 |
They look happy. Let's leaf them alone. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1639 |
United they stand. Divided we fall. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1640 |
Those Barney's flannel shirts, the earthy tones, the planned unkemptness, the heir of entitlement. Don't you just love yuppie season? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1641 |
I don't love you anymore, but isn't this a nice place? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1642 |
When you drain the chlorophyll, that's what's left. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1643 |
Romance, love, and they’ll probably be buried together which means more fertilizer for us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1644 |
I see you are wearing your PBS shirt! Small checks! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1645 |
May the trees be my witness: This hand on your shoulder? It's friendship, not harassment! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1646 |
Ah, takes me back to 1975. Our first cross-pollination! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1647 |
I look forward to those peak plaids every autumn. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1648 |
This is my favorite time of their lives, when the hair color starts to turn. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1649 |
Organic tree-huggers. No name carving! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1650 |
Do you feel like we’re being watched? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1651 |
I just wish they would stop following us. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1652 |
He told her he is going to be knotty with his woody tonight. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1653 |
It would just be nice if you'd listen more. I feel like I'm talking to the trees. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1654 |
Note, this if for last weeks in case no one came up with it , from our 11 year old Son, " Must have been important" , relating to the knife in the back with note. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1655 |
Ah sweet love ... reminds me of Adam and Eve. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1656 |
They're not really lumberjacks. They just dress like them. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1657 |
Oz can turn on you; I think we’re better off in New Zealand. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1658 |
I love it when their hair turns gray. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1659 |
Their wearing next season's colors. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1660 |
I love fall; we get to see the humans' changing of the flannels. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1661 |
You were so right, honey. I am much happier without my balls. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
1662 |
Do you think they put the "Kick me" signs on each other? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1663 |
But how do they propagate if they don't plant a cutting or two? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1664 |
Looks like they broke out the axe-murderer costume for Halloween |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1665 |
Always bittersweet to see the flannel this time of year. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1666 |
They can be cute when you get them out of Brooklyn. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1667 |
Happens every year about this time. They put on heavy clothes so you can't tell which is which. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1668 |
Hey, check it out. He's sporting wood just like us! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1669 |
John and Sally, sitting in a tree, they're way to heavy for, you and for me! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1670 |
The Happy Little Trees are my favorite part of Bob Ross forest. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1671 |
I'd tap that. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1672 |
I love this time of the year, when people wear their bright fall colors. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1673 |
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1674 |
Ah, Paul Bunyan finally retired. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1675 |
The bird, the bees, and the trees. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1676 |
It warms the roots to see a couple falling for each other. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1677 |
Did you hear that? He finally wants to set down roots. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1678 |
Awww...just like an erectile dysfunction commercial. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1679 |
It makes me so happy when two plaiddicts find each other. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1680 |
Larry and Linda Bean love autumn. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1681 |
He turned out okay, but I still haven't forgiven him for carving these goofy faces into our trunks when he was a kid! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1682 |
Again, lovers fall in love when we leave fallen leaves fall in the Fall |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1683 |
Maybe some day you and I can be as close to each other. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1684 |
It took someone like you to make me see there is love in an algorithm, if you know where to click. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1685 |
Watch what they do next. They don't even need bees. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1686 |
I think the Douglas-fir back there was flirting with you. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1687 |
He's not carrying a knife. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1688 |
Isn't Fall romantic? You, me, the leaves, and LL Bean? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1689 |
Time flies. I remember when they were just saplings. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1690 |
They're so cute, but will they be able to establish any roots? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1691 |
My leaves blush red every time they pass us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1692 |
Lumberjack couple embrace before murdering unsuspecting trees and burning their corpses. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1693 |
It's so rare these days...to see them holding each other, rather than cell phones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1694 |
They need to give each other more space |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1695 |
I guess those trees haven't checked Twitter this morning. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1696 |
Remember our footloose and fancy free days? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1697 |
It almost makes me want to forgive them for carving their initial in me years ago. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1698 |
They're dioecious, too! But they can't make nice berries...just babies. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1699 |
They can't make berries! Just babies. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1700 |
Do you think someone's watching us? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1701 |
That reminds me. Have we gotten our LLBean catalog? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1702 |
Has your timbre changed? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1703 |
Don't you hate them for carving these stupid faces? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1704 |
Bob used to say, "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend." |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1705 |
I'm glad the lumberjack found something else to put his mind to. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1706 |
I know I should say something inspirational, but I got nothin'. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1707 |
They're falling just like us! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1708 |
Reminds me of when we were just saplings. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1709 |
This may sound corny, but I've fallen for you in a big way. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1710 |
Ooh, honey, maybe you could grow a beard like he has! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1711 |
Look at them, so cute...they have no idea hipsters are going out of fashion. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1712 |
Aw! Isn’t that sweet? And they haven’t even started rooting yet... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1713 |
Maybe in 300 years, WE'LL be able to entwine our branches. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1714 |
Sappy, isn't it? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1715 |
Can you imagine looking so similar to someone else? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1716 |
It is odd—normally they're grumpy this time of year. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
1717 |
And he thinks HE's the wolf. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1718 |
Hello Daily Chronicle? this is the mayor. I’d like your reporters to please quit stabbing me in the back everytime they write something about me! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1719 |
Fall's well that ends well. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
1720 |
That sure was sweet how they carved their initials into you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
1721 |
I don’t know how much longer I can keep this ‘happy tree’ movement going. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1722 |
Last night when the park was empty, the old oak tree fell and it didn’t make a sound. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1723 |
Time for another round of “Guess That Pharmaceutical Commercial.” |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1724 |
Haha! Clothes. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1725 |
Isn't it fun being divorced? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1726 |
Soon the hipster will be decorating his beard for the holidays. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1727 |
They're so cute when they put down roots. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1728 |
That's why they call it 'falling in love!' |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1729 |
Such a Rossian afternoon, no? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1730 |
Even the trees have eyes. Just act natural. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1731 |
His flannel shirt reminds me that the dead of winter is fast approaching. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1732 |
So sweet, they don’t know that we sold the lot to developers |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1733 |
I just love the clean brisk air, the flannel shirts, the colorful leaves, the pathetic fallacy. |
1.1489 |
0.07437 |
47 |
43 |
1 |
3 |
1734 |
The days grow short when you reach Septeember |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1735 |
See, even the trees think we should be more than just friends. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1736 |
The fall colors are nice this year. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1737 |
The bad news is that she clearly wants a divorce. The good news is that having scoliosis finally paid off... |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1738 |
Trees smile because they don't have to rake. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1739 |
Young love. I hope they are together when they get to be our age. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1740 |
Now there's a lovely couple who can see the forest for the trees. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1741 |
Remember a time when it was not just a walk in the park? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1742 |
Of course it’s nice for parents to see it happen, but I do hope he pops the question soon so we can get out of this ridiculous costume. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1743 |
Vegans murder plants, Stanley—I'm a Breatharian! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1744 |
I'm always glad when I see happy little people. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
1745 |
0h, Joyce, I think that I shall never see a tree mote lovelier than thee. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
1746 |
Though sorely tempted to make a sarcastic comment about how love never lasts, I resist the New Yorker impulse and just say: it makes me happy to see people in love. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
1747 |
Ah, don't you wish you could hug them back? |
1.1463 |
0.07458 |
41 |
37 |
2 |
2 |
1748 |
Just ignore the talking trees, someone must've gave them too much fertilizer. |
1.1463 |
0.05589 |
41 |
35 |
6 |
0 |
1749 |
Tree for Two |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
1750 |
D'ya think he's got a woody? |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1751 |
So this is your happy place? I was thinking Bali. |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
1752 |
As we drop our leaves, it may induce him to lose that horrid beard. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1753 |
Ok, Google, this is getting a bit ridiculous. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1754 |
Oh, look, they're wearing Timberland... |
1.1458 |
0.05148 |
48 |
41 |
7 |
0 |
1755 |
Look, it's fall and THEY'RE not losing hair... though he seems to be covered in moss. |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
1756 |
Remember when we were just saplings and their grandparents walked down this lane! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1757 |
That's us in a hundred years. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1758 |
Don't worry honey. Just old college friends.... |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1759 |
It’s so adorable when they pair-bond. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1760 |
Have you heard about this new anti-depressant? It has no side effects! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1761 |
...and to our credit: their sappiness comes from us. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1762 |
Let's shed our leaves and show them how to do it. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1763 |
T think they'll have great sex after Treealis. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1764 |
Trees R us ?? Love you! |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1765 |
Untucked and in love. How very, very ... now. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1766 |
“I just love it when the Fall colors come out. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1767 |
Don't you just love plaid. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1768 |
Wearing flannel is so country |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1769 |
Wow! That's what we were like before we saw the wizard! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1770 |
They look so happy together. I wonder what secrets they're hiding from each other to maintain that joy. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1771 |
Smile and stay calm, Norm. They may seem cute, but they’re dressed like lumberjacks. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1772 |
They look sappy. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1773 |
Times like these are rare...I love you. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1774 |
Spring is in the air? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1775 |
At least they're better behaved than the neighbor's kids. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1776 |
Looks like the erectile dysfunction autumn ad season has finally arrived. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1777 |
Soon, they'll be putting down roots. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1778 |
She can't see the forest for the tease. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1779 |
I'm so relieved we decided to plant happy trees. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1780 |
Seems kinda late in the year for mating season. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1781 |
??=???? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1782 |
You're now leaving Happy Forest. Have a nice life! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1783 |
Don’t you love their colours this time of year? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1784 |
I love it when they show up in those bright coloured clothes and walk among us every fall. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1785 |
Remember when WE were young lovers? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1786 |
Don't you just love seeing the colors of flannel shirts during Autumn? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1787 |
Like us, they’ll never leaf each other. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1788 |
I don't even care that I lost the bet now. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1789 |
There they are, in their little flannel shirts, the harbingers of-Fall |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1790 |
Imagine having sap rise year round! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1791 |
I do believe they are evergreens |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1792 |
Lovely. Too bad they fade so quickly. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1793 |
It's that time of year again: when their shirts get all ridiculous looking. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1794 |
Just keep smiling. They'll get theirs in the woods. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1795 |
I've never understood why they empty the nest, but save a nest egg. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1796 |
Now we are dating, what type of health insurance do you have? |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1797 |
They’re turning mom into a custom headboard! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1798 |
You two look ready to put down some roots. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1799 |
We're in trouble if they think we're Dorothy and Toto... |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1800 |
... and you thought we were sappy. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1801 |
They obviously didn’t read the directions on spacing. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1802 |
That's it...you just keep walkin', lumberjacks. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1803 |
Makes you rethink self germination |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1804 |
I’ve been doing love therapy for a hundred years, all pro bono. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1805 |
Look, I guess we can Fall for each other too! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1806 |
Ah, the stunning fall plaids return. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1807 |
Hypothetically, their locomotion skills destabilizes their relationships? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1808 |
Reminds me when we were just young saplings. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1809 |
Remind me -- which trees have smooth leaves and are sentient? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1810 |
A creepy tranquility surrounds true believers in the Trump administration. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1811 |
Let's steal their underwear! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1812 |
I see them bloom For me and you And I think to myself I hope he has her consent |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1813 |
I feel sorry for them. No roots. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1814 |
Pay no attention. The're all bark and no bite. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1815 |
How do they twist their branches like that? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1816 |
Oh, Leif....I think he finally asked her to put down roots with him! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1817 |
We better dial back on the Xanagro. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1818 |
Mate like a tree and leave. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1819 |
They're almost as sappy as we are. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1820 |
Add erectile dysfunction to the list of reasons why I would never want to change places with a human being. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1821 |
Those shoes look like a fam. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1822 |
'That young actress will go a long way.' |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1823 |
I never acknowledge them. They just want money for chlorophyll. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1824 |
Sure they provide shade in the summer, but the eight-story parking garage the firm is building will work year round. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1825 |
Ah, reminds me of our days as seedlings, doesn't it? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1826 |
Looks like we won't be the only ones putting down roots. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1827 |
Look how happy those trees are. You see? I told you the nuclear fallout wasn't all bad. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1828 |
Remember when they met while playing hide and seek around us. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1829 |
Between you and me, they've got a hard road ahead. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1830 |
I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them leaf. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1831 |
For a second, I thought that dude was wearing goggles. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1832 |
I see the similarity to us – she leaves because he's a rake. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1833 |
You're right – I'm imagining things. Trees don't really have faces and emotions … but, neither do cartoon characters. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1834 |
Groom? He's not even trimmed. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1835 |
We'll outlive them. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1836 |
I love autumn and the falling of the lovers. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1837 |
You see, Maple? It's ok to match each other. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1838 |
Whew. For a second I thought he was a lumberjack. Just a millennial. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1839 |
Hey, how 'bout you and I cross-pollinating later? |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1840 |
Following the yellow brick road is actually kind of creepy. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1841 |
I’d say your revenge plot against the woodcutter is going exactly as planned. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1842 |
What a beautiful day---Let's do a Google search and try to find the kids. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1843 |
There's some nice fall color on the humans. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1844 |
Wouldn't it be romantic if they got beaten and robbed and buried right next to us? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1845 |
It's a good sign we both like seasonal plaids, don't you think? |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1846 |
Awww... it’s cuffing season! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1847 |
They must have received our contribution to The Nature Conservancy. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1848 |
Too bad they can't wrap their roots around each other like we're doing? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1849 |
I believe that much unseen is also here. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1850 |
They look like they're about to put down roots! |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1851 |
You would think the CIA would be more subtle. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1852 |
It hurts when they carve smiles! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1853 |
When the giant Broccoli Aliens discovered Jim and Mary were vegans, they no longer came in peace. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1854 |
Look like they are ready to put down roots. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1855 |
Remember when Donald Trump was just some egomaniac on a reality show we didn't watch? |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1856 |
No, Dorothy. Ents aren't real. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1857 |
You know it's fall when they wear their Pendletons! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1858 |
You should see them in the spring. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1859 |
Ignore them. They're just a drug flashback from when we watched Fantasia. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1860 |
The world is better without color |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1861 |
A couple more leaves and I think he will pop the question. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1862 |
Ahh! Had she won, they would hug us now. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1863 |
Be-leaf me when I tell you, we're still rooting for humanity. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1864 |
Sure, they seem nice enough now, but they'll eventually turn on you. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1865 |
Not lumberjacks, just hipsters! |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1866 |
Of course I'd never leave you. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1867 |
You’re just an old sap. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
1868 |
I'm so glad they walked though the week we are the Enchanted Forest. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1869 |
You know what they say: hate the lumberjack, love the shirt. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1870 |
Every little Breeze seems to whisper Louise. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1871 |
Awwww...lumberjacks in love! |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1872 |
I love this time of year, when all the colorful fall flannels are out. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1873 |
They've known each other since elementree school. |
1.1395 |
0.07123 |
43 |
39 |
2 |
2 |
1874 |
I love strolling through the Bob Ross Memorial Forest. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
1875 |
I lost count. Is the 5th or 6th guy since summer. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1876 |
Ah...to be rootless again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1877 |
Don’t be such a birch. This may not be poplar, but they look pretty evergreen to me. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1878 |
They look like nice people, but I'm so not into plaid. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1879 |
Ah...gentrification... |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1880 |
...sure, they seem okay now, but let's see how they do in winter |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1881 |
Yes, dear, as soon as I can find a mirror. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1882 |
I am so glad I moved. Everyone seems a lot happier here. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1883 |
How sweet...in the autumn of their years too! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1884 |
They're smiling now , but just wait until they realize we're looking for firewood. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1885 |
They are cute but, clashing plaids doesn't bode well for a long term relationship. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1886 |
Nice to see saplings getting along. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1887 |
Awww, look Robert! Young love. They're so cute at that age... |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1888 |
Leaves are leaving and they're falling for fall. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1889 |
Keep walking, it's just a couple of reporters turning over a new leaf. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1890 |
I remember when those two were mere saplings. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1891 |
"Even your elders are happy for us". |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1892 |
it won't last |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1893 |
I love the colors of flannel. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1894 |
I think she's Falling for him. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1895 |
I don’t think the Trunks know winter is coming. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1896 |
I've a feeling she's taken her back stabbing too far. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1897 |
I'm just thinking the whole men's and woman's plaid theme may have been a mistake |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1898 |
It turns out all they needed was to be in a commercial for antidepressants to get over their depression. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1899 |
How sweet...I heard he's gone out on a limb for her. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1900 |
Autumn in the New Yorker |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1901 |
I told myself I wouldn't leaf. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1902 |
So far, touching her on the shoulder is still ok. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1903 |
The Ents applaud a proportionate plaid to plaid ratio. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1904 |
The original words were "Every little trees seems to whisper Louise" but it just wasn't grammatically correct. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1905 |
Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree is much less deranged when reimagined with a second tree and a second person. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1906 |
The way things are going out there, I hope someone burns the wardrobe we came though. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1907 |
They met at the Gap. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1908 |
Best trail to see seasonal hipster foliage. Look at the burnt amber in that beard. And those flannels! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1909 |
Wonder if they'll ever branch out? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1910 |
But if you hadn't gone looking, there would be no place like OUR home. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
1911 |
I'm thankful for little things. Like when they don't painfully carve their initials into my flesh. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
1912 |
But I dont want another dog. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1913 |
Be careful, even the nice guys are part of rake culture. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1914 |
I'd really rather be walking on a warm, sandy beach. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1915 |
I hope she has had her shots. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
1916 |
I know I might be sappy but I enjoy seeing a couple in love. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
1917 |
Companionship |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
1918 |
Yes Karen, I received the settlement papers. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
1919 |
Those two make me beleaf in love. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1920 |
I hear 'woodsy chic' is hot this season. |
1.1282 |
0.05423 |
39 |
34 |
5 |
0 |
1921 |
Do you remember when we were their age? We fell in love in the fall too. |
1.1282 |
0.06550 |
39 |
35 |
3 |
1 |
1922 |
I love when the fall attire is in full bloom. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
1923 |
It's funny how different things look when you're in love. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
1924 |
Hey, you're finally losing some of that water weight! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
1925 |
And then they administered the Narcan |
1.1250 |
0.07327 |
40 |
37 |
1 |
2 |
1926 |
I wish they'd leaf us alone. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
1927 |
I'm such a sap for young love. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
1928 |
See, George I told you “ not all humans wearing flannels are lumberjacks”! You’re right Gorgè, some are just uber practicable and have found an effective way to wear pajamas all day! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
1929 |
Don't you wish we had potassium ion channels so we could go for a walk too? |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
1930 |
How come we can't walk like that. |
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1931 |
I love how romantic humans get this time of the year. |
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1932 |
And I thought I was sappy in the fall. |
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1933 |
Ah, those were the days before we put roots down and had to leave it all the time. |
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1934 |
Remember when they weren't so damned nosey? |
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1935 |
I've got it! Let's branch out. |
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1936 |
Do you think we'll ever be that close Margaret? |
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1937 |
Honey, where did you put the shopping list? |
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1938 |
I love fall. Their shirts get so colorful! |
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1939 |
I'm sorry, but this is personification taken to the extreme! |
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1940 |
The trick is to stay in love while you grow apart. |
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1941 |
She’s the new girlfriend. See how they change with the seasons? |
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1942 |
I'd love to be able to keep a full head of hair like that year round. |
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1943 |
Awww, Tulip, this takes me back to the first time we held roots. |
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1944 |
I can't help but feel like we're always being watched |
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1945 |
I like his hair. |
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1946 |
Hey, plaid flannel shirts! Guess it’s time to drop some leaves! |
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1947 |
Sometimes, when we take our walks in our lumberjack shirts, it seems the trees are grateful we aren't carrying chainsaws. |
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1948 |
I hope they settle here and plant some roots. |
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1949 |
Life is beautiful until the leaves need to be raked. |
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1950 |
Even the trees beleaf that I really Fall for you. |
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1951 |
Ahhh... my favorite time of year - Plaid! |
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1952 |
It's the autumn of their lives, too. |
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1953 |
No weeping willows here. |
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1954 |
I've known them since I was a sapling. |
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1955 |
Jackpot Jerry....we've got plaid...we've got flannel....we've got beard.......now don't mess this up....SHAKE IT 'TILL THEY RAKE IT!!! |
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1956 |
I think it was plain old fruit punch. Why do you ask? |
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1957 |
Margaret, why aren't you grieving? |
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1958 |
I know it's sappy but... |
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1959 |
Just think! In 50 years, we'll be together like that! |
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1960 |
They're sweet but I prefer tree huggers. |
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1961 |
He’s just a beard. She’s really a tree hugger. |
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1962 |
Call off the squirrels! She consented to his shoulder squeeze. |
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1963 |
D'ya think it's time we put down some roots? |
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1964 |
It's the fifth couple we've seen today. What is it about my leaves falling that brings this joy? |
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1965 |
Another win for big pharma! |
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1966 |
I would have said something as they passed but wasn't sure which pronouns to use. |
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1967 |
Of course you can hug one of the trees, Harold, but remember, no fondling or groping. |
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1968 |
They’re a cute couple, but those lumberjack tops are kind of creepy. |
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1969 |
Sometimes you need to look away from the screens. |
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1970 |
The way their branches are intertwined, can asexual reproduction be far behind? |
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1971 |
Just smile and try to fit in. |
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1972 |
They must not watch MSNBC. |
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1973 |
She'll never leaf him. |
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1974 |
in a few years this whole area will be under water ! |
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1975 |
Plaid has always been my favorite season. |
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1976 |
"Happiness is rooted in Love". |
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1977 |
I get so sappy over this sort of thing. |
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1978 |
And they lived plaidily ever after. |
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1979 |
You can tell their age by counting the number of wedding rings they have. |
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1980 |
Aah...if she ever doubted his love, he said, once he buys her this land it'll be clear cut. |
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1981 |
You know they don't feel anything when we hug them, right? |
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1982 |
Parental bliss is when you leave the kids locked in the closet for a romantic weekend away rather than paying the babysitter a living wage. |
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1983 |
Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? |
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0 |
1984 |
I so look forward to seeing them in their fall colours. |
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1985 |
Leaves schmeaves. They always return. But illusions walk this path just once. |
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0 |
1986 |
I'm thinkin' little acorns by Summer! |
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0 |
1987 |
They’re missing out on true love until they put down roots. |
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1988 |
I just love his hair! |
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1989 |
I love this season when the people's defenses change color and fall to the ground. |
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1990 |
Every Fall the trees just come alive. |
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1991 |
Love those tree-huggers; my branches are still shaking |
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1992 |
Next time we see them there may be a sapling |
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1993 |
Not only the hills, but the trees are alive with the sound of music. |
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1994 |
If a tree smiles in the woods and there’s no one there to see it, does it condone a fashion fail? |
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0 |
1995 |
Don’t worry, Bob. Tree-huggers are the new lumberjacks. |
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1996 |
And 9 months later a little lumbersexual is born. |
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1997 |
Aww, and in a few years we'll be roasting alive in their fireplace to provide romantic ambience. |
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0 |
1998 |
Lets leaf these two alone |
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1999 |
Don't look now, but I think we're being watched. |
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2000 |
You walk ahead; I'm going to wipe that silly grin off their bark. |
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2001 |
Bet they’re dreaming about more than the occasional prune job! |
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0 |
2002 |
We're next, cuffing season has begun. |
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0 |
2003 |
At long last I see a poem as lovely as a tree. |
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2004 |
Beard, check. Flannel, check. Work boots, check. Axe, hahahahaha. |
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2005 |
I sold the Charlie Rose DVDs. |
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2006 |
Looks like a fashion stylist sold them a 2 for 1 deal! |
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1 |
2007 |
Do you want to play checkers? |
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0 |
2008 |
I guess flannels back in. |
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0 |
2009 |
i hope they don't think i'm groping you |
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0 |
2010 |
It looks like the are enjoying their time at the North Pole, another Trump success. |
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5 |
0 |
2011 |
My favorite Fall color? Plaid. |
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0 |
2012 |
Yeah, it's Fall, but Love has no season. |
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0 |
2013 |
You'd never believe it's his 3rd wife. |
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3 |
1 |
2014 |
Bob Ross' grandson loves taking walks through his memorial grove. |
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3 |
1 |
2015 |
Are they laughing with us or at us? |
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5 |
0 |
2016 |
Maybe they're right - we need to branch out more..... |
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0 |
2017 |
I love feeling your root system near me |
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0 |
2018 |
Falling on the ground is anytime better than falling in love!!! - Excerpts from the Life of a Leaf |
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3 |
1 |
2019 |
Why don't we wait til spring? |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2020 |
That's the guy that cut down Fred! |
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3 |
1 |
2021 |
With any luck, we'll soon have new humans to rake our leaves! |
1.1250 |
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3 |
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2022 |
They tiptoed through the tulips last spring. |
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0 |
2023 |
I bet those trees are holding roots beneath the ground. |
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0 |
2024 |
We ARE in Kansas Dorothy. These trees don't throw apples. |
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5 |
0 |
2025 |
let's leave them alone |
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0 |
2026 |
Love is like carbon dioxide. |
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1 |
2027 |
Ah...looks like Dorothy and the Scarecrow finally got together... |
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0 |
2028 |
Oh the thrill of deciduous love! |
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0 |
2029 |
I wonder how they would like smiling leaves carved on their foreheads. |
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3 |
1 |
2030 |
Do I have something on my pants? I was wondering the same thing. |
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0 |
2031 |
Why don't they act like a tree and leave ? |
1.1250 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2032 |
Yes, yes I did find the divorce petition you left me. |
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5 |
0 |
2033 |
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference how deluded you are..... |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2034 |
Will you still love me when I stop wearing plaid? |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2035 |
I hope these two pollinate. Even though they dress like lumberjack and lumberjill. |
1.1250 |
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5 |
0 |
2036 |
I think they're cross pollinating now! |
1.1250 |
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0 |
2037 |
I always thought the trees would throw apples at us, didn't expect them to be this nice. |
1.1250 |
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0 |
2038 |
I can't wait for the day we finally start killing all the people. It's going to be awesome. |
1.1250 |
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3 |
1 |
2039 |
Grab her by the leafy!! |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2040 |
They both have a checkered past,I saw them this SPRING. |
1.1250 |
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5 |
0 |
2041 |
MmmHmm, that dude IS handsome...I don't know why all humans don't shape their hair like us! |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2042 |
Do you think they have even the slightest understanding of how those flannel lumberjack shirts make us feel? |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2043 |
they can't see the forest for the plaids. sweet. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2044 |
Ahh...to be without roots... |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2045 |
Like I would drop all this for a man. What am I, a deciduous? |
1.1250 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2046 |
they may be happy now , but just wait until the fall |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2047 |
The humans are lovely this time of year. |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2048 |
What happens in the wood, stays in the woods. Not a word will leaf our lips. Our silence is rooted, and our bark is muted. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2049 |
"A walking breathing Gap ad". |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2050 |
Sorry you're leafing. Hope you had a treemendous time. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2051 |
I just won't look at an apartment with a fireplace. Trees are just like people and you wouldn't burn up your friends, right? |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2052 |
I think they could be the ones who planted us years ago...in a spring day in this park. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2053 |
Hey, @realDonaldTrump- Love beats hate. Happy! |
1.1250 |
0.07327 |
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37 |
1 |
2 |
2054 |
You know and I know the trees don't really have faces. |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2055 |
Bill, you think these trees can talk? |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2056 |
Don’t you just love peak flannel season? |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2057 |
Check, mate! |
1.1250 |
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35 |
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0 |
2058 |
Oh dear, I'm so glad you finally got that job at the tree cutting company!" "Yeah, I can't wait to come back here tomorrow on the job to finally stop these trees from staring at us. |
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0 |
2059 |
1982: Bob Ross takes a stroll through a park and the phrase "Happy Little Trees" just occurs to him out of the blue. |
1.1250 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2060 |
I’m so happy they’re cutting us down so we won’t see their demise. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2061 |
How time flies. I remember when they were just little kids. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2062 |
Love is in the air! The leaves are falling for the ground. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2063 |
Gosh, I think they liked us ! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2064 |
Don't look now, but the trees are smiling! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2065 |
How autumnal! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2066 |
Don't leave us or Poor humans, they just can't put down roots. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2067 |
My roots ache everytime someone walks on them. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2068 |
Public pollination! How daring! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2069 |
Oz is lots nicer now than it was back when I was a kid.. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2070 |
They say even fake smiles are healthy for you. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2071 |
There's a lot to be said for the way they "fall" too. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2072 |
Don’t you just love the fall? When they always change their colors and patterns and political leanings every year. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2073 |
Ah, peak hipster, don't you love this season? |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2074 |
We're off to see the wizard...for health insurance. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2075 |
I love a good tartan - don’t you Maple? |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2076 |
I don’t care what you think...their shirts do clash! |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2077 |
Young love is so moving. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2078 |
You've never been sappier, hon. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2079 |
And they're reformed lumberjacks. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2080 |
Everything is seasonal. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2081 |
I know you’re just a student but I have so much knowledge and wisdom which can enrich your life. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2082 |
Don't be concerned. Their bark is worse than their bite. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2083 |
Isn't Portland fantastic? |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2084 |
It looks like they are 'Breaking Plaid.' |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2085 |
I've branched out from being just a tree hugger. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
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36 |
3 |
1 |
2086 |
Something in the back of my head just tells me your a back stabber. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2087 |
This beats deer mating all to hell, as still have scars from that 10-point buck. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2088 |
I bet he'll never leave. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2089 |
Reminds me of the time a tree-hugger passed by. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
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35 |
5 |
0 |
2090 |
Joyce Kilmer's poem was overrated. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2091 |
Don't just love Fall when the flannels come out. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2092 |
Sometimes I think the tree wants to hug me back. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2093 |
" I think I'm falling for you". |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2094 |
You can relax, Gladys, they're not real lumberjacks. |
1.1250 |
0.06393 |
40 |
36 |
3 |
1 |
2095 |
They're not really that happy for us; their wooden smiles give them away. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2096 |
Humans have a much shorter life span, it's cute to see how often they rush into things. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2097 |
Love this couple- they've sported every plaid but lumberjack. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2098 |
Ahhhh, plaid tidings |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2099 |
Aww, the Yellow Brick Road is looking more like Portland every year. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2100 |
Remember when optimism came naturally?" "No. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
2101 |
Just ignore them. Everyone is nervous when they begin Lumberjack 101. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2102 |
Brings back memories when we first pollinated. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2103 |
November 7, 2016 |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2104 |
That's John and his wife, they just retired as lumberjacks. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2105 |
May they live happily ever after in flannel. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2106 |
She's the plaid to his flannel. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2107 |
I wonder what’s happening on the internet. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2108 |
Babe, it really feels like we're being watched. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2109 |
I love watching the fall colors from Abercrombie & Fitch. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2110 |
It's true Selman they have to be together to have sex, and they abhor the wonderful poop we live on. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2111 |
Even the trees like our new plaid shirts, Ken! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2112 |
Sir, would you like a heart, a brain or some courage? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2113 |
Plaid, did you actually call that plaid? “That my friend, is flannel! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2114 |
I've always liked plaids. They're comfortable but not without some ambition. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2115 |
Our there on alternate universe X, Tina and Tim enjoy the calm of Fall 2017. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2116 |
I think they are both kind of cute. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2117 |
Plaids! I love the fall colors. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2118 |
How amusing is it that there will be no springtime for them? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2119 |
Our leaves are poisonous, but you can’t hear me. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2120 |
Lights, camera, everybody look happy, this is a Viagra commercial, tress, you too, look excited, lose some leaves, and ACTION! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2121 |
Interested in a treesome? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2122 |
So glad you joined me during my eco-therapy. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2123 |
a family never falls far from the LLbean |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2124 |
Little do they know that you're cheating on your husband and I'm cheating on my wife. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2125 |
Being walked through by humans is pretty romantic, we should do it more often. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2126 |
Ah...how cute. I'm reminded of the days when I used to drop acorns. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2127 |
I love those autumn colors when their heads turn gray and the flannel comes out. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2128 |
So which tree do you think it is?" "Let's just avoid all apples. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2129 |
Happy retirement? I'm just glad the lumberjack retired, period. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2130 |
No, it's okay. They only LOOK like lumberjacks now. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2131 |
All is well until he bites that apple I gave her earlier. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2132 |
I still think carving pumpkins is easier |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2133 |
The clock's ticking, bro, the early '00s are gonna come back reeeeeeal soon, all that cutesy shit, we're gonna get maaaaaaad paaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiid, I've been drunk since Thursday just thinking about it |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2134 |
The trees are smiling on us, laughing with their leaves. Dorothy never had it so good. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2135 |
Brrrrr. Plaid! Always makes me lose my leaves. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2136 |
You need to know what the whispering grass told me about them. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2137 |
Glad both sides of our brain agree: love is in the autumn air. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2138 |
Whew, it got shaky there for a moment. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2139 |
"These giant broccolis are perfect. Pretend like we're mid conversation and lovingly stare in space." #couplesgoal #healthyfood #candid |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2140 |
They have your DNA. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2141 |
I believe their relationship is rooted in mutual respect. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2142 |
I remember when they were just twigs |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2143 |
Isn't it nice that 99% of young men today have foliage too. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2144 |
There's nothing funny about this picture. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2145 |
I don't know why people are so against the anthropomorphication of our urban parks. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2146 |
True love is like us trees. Never gonna change. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2147 |
They do look a little familiar,but, I'm not really sure. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2148 |
I feel much happier now that we left weeping willow park. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2149 |
Honey, I know I say this every year, but THIS has been the best Arbor Day |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2150 |
Call me sappy, but I love this time of year. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2151 |
Remember when flannels meant lumberjacks? Now they're even sappier... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2152 |
Love and autumn leaves in the air. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2153 |
Do you have the feeling that you are being watched? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2154 |
We're not lumberjacks, and they're ok. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2155 |
I guess it's nice feeling a little lighter....in the beginning. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2156 |
Flannel used to mean lumberjacks, but now it means love. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2157 |
Their relationship has deep roots. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2158 |
I love the fall colors on those two. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2159 |
It must be global warming - plaid season comes later every year. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2160 |
Where are we? ; At the end of the trail ; But we just met. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2161 |
We would be board if we fell for each other. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2162 |
Plaid always reminds me of our Scottish roots. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2163 |
And to think...I got to date you without abusing my employer/boss positioning...or did I...well, who cares. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2164 |
They're definitely sappier than we are. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2165 |
I don't mind loosing my leaves, just glad to not be a fir tree... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2166 |
I can’t tree me lovin’ nobody but you for all my life. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2167 |
They’re look so cute walking together, our leaves will find love in the leaf pile. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
2168 |
Great Hair! Why can’t we have Head&Shoulders shampoo. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
2169 |
Should we split the other tab? Or are we good? |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2170 |
Humans in love, isn't that sweet. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2171 |
look! they are in bloom. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2172 |
Hopefully this is the last leaf he turns. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2173 |
Darling, I think you've gotten their approval. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2174 |
A simple kick me would have sufficed! |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2175 |
Told you the woods are creepy. |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2176 |
I am particularly troubled by the fact that my name was misspelled. |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2177 |
It looks like they're ready to put down some roots. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2178 |
I know we live in a charmless suburban development, dear, but everything is SO nice |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2179 |
So how long does this usually last? |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2180 |
I think the LSD is kicking in. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2181 |
Frank's Lawn Service added shrooms to their fertilizer. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2182 |
Way too much acid. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2183 |
Look Jerry, more philanthropists." "I love your work! I've got more CO2 than I know what to do with! |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
2184 |
They totally plaid it right |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2185 |
I'm used to complementary nuts, not trees... |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2186 |
Look! It's time for 50 Shades of Green. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
2187 |
Dorothy,even the way to "OZ" has become politically correct. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
2188 |
These are the trees that keep everyone from seeing the forest. |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2189 |
Actually, when Bob Ross was alive these WERE little trees. |
1.1111 |
0.05312 |
36 |
32 |
4 |
0 |
2190 |
Remember when we were strapping saplings? |
1.1111 |
0.06640 |
36 |
33 |
2 |
1 |
2191 |
We didn't even have watermelon this summer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
2192 |
So sweet! They make the sap run through my veins! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2193 |
Falling in love is my favorite season. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2194 |
Even the trees know how beautiful you are. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2195 |
Chestnut, remember when we were young saplings. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2196 |
Look around--not a weeping willow in sight. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2197 |
Ah, the happy golden years. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2198 |
There smiling now, but when they lose their leaves they won't show their face. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2199 |
How did we ever grow so far apart Honeybun? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2200 |
see? the suburbs are just as much fun as brooklyn when you’re tripping on acid. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2201 |
It looks like there going to branch out. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2202 |
It's times like these you forget what they did to our fore fathers and mothers. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2203 |
I love the Universalist side of Unitarian-Universalist, don't you? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2204 |
C'mon, the joke wasn't that good |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2205 |
If they chop us down, how're they supposed to take their artsy pic? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2206 |
You can learn to differentiate Burlington hipsters from lumberjacks. Look — no axes. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2207 |
It's not pathetic and it's not a fallacy. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2208 |
Where are our matching tubs when we really need them? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2209 |
Do you think they really know that flannel makes out colors change? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2210 |
My favorite time of year is when parents give their children permission to date 30 year olds. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2211 |
It's contagious my love, even the trees are Falling for you. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2212 |
Looks like they're getting ready to drop their leaves! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2213 |
Reminds me of when we were young saplings in love. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
Woody,I feel the love. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2215 |
Get the New Yorker online |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2216 |
You'll never make like a tree and . . .. Will you honey? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2217 |
Toto, I have a feeling that we’re not under 65 anymore. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2218 |
"Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass." (DJT) |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2219 |
Keep an eye out for the flying monkeys. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2220 |
Opioid trees |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2221 |
Before all the leaves have fallen, you will have forgotten everything you have just said. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2222 |
The trees must think I’m gonna get p-laid. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2223 |
I always look forward to plaid peeping season. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2224 |
The one with the moss on his face TOTALLY reminds me of you. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2225 |
Leaving so soon? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2226 |
If ever I should leaf you . . . |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
I just Love all the bright gingham colors that come out in Autumn |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2228 |
I love middle aged colors. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2229 |
What were you saying about your immigration status? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2230 |
I think I’m finally ready to talk about the Russian connection. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2231 |
They look so pretty in fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
Cute, but I can't get over the fact they both wore plaid |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2233 |
And to think they used to throw apples. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2234 |
I wonder if he got permission from her parents before asking her out! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2235 |
Orange is the new plaid. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2236 |
I love fall but that lumberjack look gives me the heebeejeebees! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2237 |
I hope soon will be tree of us. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2238 |
Does too looks like Bob Ross! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2239 |
The reaction to hallucinogens is a little different at our age |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2240 |
Why do you suppose the kids dress like lumberjack these days? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2241 |
We're just about to Fall, too! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2242 |
Down winters path in tweed and plaid leads where? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2243 |
Aww, we’ve been watching those saps stroll since we were saplings! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2244 |
Those trees aren’t from New York! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2245 |
They make me feel releaved. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2246 |
I'm going to murder them. |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
2247 |
It helps me ignore L.L. Bean's politics ... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2248 |
Actually, Alice, four kids are enough. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2249 |
What could go wrong? Things last. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2250 |
I just love working in front of a green screen; don't you? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2251 |
I'm thinking of letting my leaves turn white this Fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2252 |
Well, I wasn't suggesting we make a tree. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2253 |
I'll bet ya a buck this one works.....second thought maybe not, Its the dude's plaid shirt and beard look? Bets off! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2254 |
They’re beautiful this time of year. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2255 |
So the silly graffiti on the trees was a waste of my time? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2256 |
I'm glad the catalogs arrived in time. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2257 |
Unlike the Wizard of Oz, we have no apples. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2258 |
Do you think they planned to match outfits or are just hipsters? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2259 |
“I was told we can be that close when we grow up”. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2260 |
Fall in Williamsburg is so festive now with Untucked Plaid Shirt Day. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2261 |
I just love seeing their colors change in the fall of life. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2262 |
I've become a plaid peeper. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2263 |
I hope they're still happy after their roots get tangled. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2264 |
See, shedding our marriage can be amicable. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2265 |
Love it. Let's try for a new look. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2266 |
I hope they put down roots. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2267 |
I can't tell exactly, but it feels like she wants a divorce. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2268 |
It took time for me to overcome the trauma, but thanks to those hipsters, I'm proud to say I'm no longer triggered by flannel shirts. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2269 |
Only seems like yesterday that we were those flowers in season. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2270 |
I'm not telling them we're breaking up. You tell them. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2271 |
I'm glad I didn't buy a paper. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2272 |
Will you still love me when I'm on Medicare? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2273 |
They'll be back soon with rakes. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2274 |
...and those are what talking sticks are made from. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2275 |
Sure, we have a tough winter ahead to endure. But six months from now we'll be in the middle of the rebirth vibrance and hope. Such is the natural cycle of life here in Washington, D.C. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2276 |
It’s time we set down some roots. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2277 |
I love plaid-peeping season |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2278 |
It's sweet. Last spring they hated each other. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2279 |
I knew we's find happiness in the woods |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2280 |
Make like a tree, Bob. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2281 |
I'd turn back if I were you! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2282 |
I get the sense that everything is falling for you. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2283 |
Makes you feel a little sappy, doesn't it? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2284 |
DO YOU THINK TREE'S HAVE A LIFE? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2285 |
I give it ten years, fifteen if he hits the barbershop. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2286 |
Will you marry me if I promise to shave off my beard come Spring? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2287 |
Call me sappy, but ain't love grand? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2288 |
I could fall for you. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2289 |
Elllie, Ellie Frijole! Gotta love those woodsy outfits. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2290 |
They get romantic around us this time of year. Apparently our losing our leaves reminds them of discarding their clothes. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2291 |
Enjoy it now kids, autumn springs eternal. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2292 |
I'm feeling better, but I'm still feeling like I'm being watched |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2293 |
I remember when they were just young sprouts. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2294 |
Their lottle clothes are so cute this time of year. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2295 |
= As you went away the days grow long? - They know nothing about autumn leaves. Everyone knows the days grow short! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2296 |
They look happy now, but they always break up in winter |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2297 |
I don't know what it is but I just feel so at home here. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2298 |
Here comes another wanna-be hipster couple, but where is the PSL? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2299 |
Don't worry, Woody. He won't chop us down. He thinks he is a lumbersexual this week. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2300 |
Logging hours with her instead of me, this will throw an axe in our relationship |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2301 |
"I hope they don't build around here, or else our great views are over!". |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2302 |
Don't worry, they're just lumbersexuals. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2303 |
Sweet Movember. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2304 |
Honey, it's deja vu again, as we stroll the same park an hour ago. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2305 |
Last week he was hugging me. Hope he don’t carve her initials in me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2306 |
Don't you love how the flannels change color in autumn? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2307 |
No... the moral of that fable was this: "If you walk down the path where trees once stood, you will forever dress alike." |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2308 |
Trees have feelings too. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2309 |
Legs and hair! Why didn’t we think of them? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2310 |
I'm proud they call us tree-huggers, honey. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2311 |
I love it when they're peaking. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2312 |
The beard changed his life and he never looked back. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2313 |
There's a bit of a rake if I ever saw one. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2314 |
Couples from Vermont are even more identical than we are. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2315 |
Their roots are showing. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2316 |
I love drawing tree faces with you . |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2317 |
They're even cuter than those two squirrels we saw earlier. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2318 |
See, that's why I almost don't mind going bald. |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
2319 |
I bet they can't see our faces through the forest. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2320 |
I just hope they don't stab me in the back and carve a heart with their initials into me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2321 |
Maybe it could be an adobe dream house. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2322 |
The hipsters are so colorful this time of year. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2323 |
Yes, I'm able to relax out here. . But I still feel like I'm being watched. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2324 |
Hey, welcome to the enchanted forest... prepare to die |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2325 |
Hey, welcome to the enchanted forest... prepare to die |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2326 |
Look! Fall is for lovers. Spring and full moons are just fake news. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2327 |
They're elmojis. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2328 |
That's how we used to look before we were turned into trees. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2329 |
I think that I shall never see A cartoon caption lovely as a tree. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2330 |
I've always loved the plaid season. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2331 |
So, they decided to turn over a new leaf. We both know what that means. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2332 |
I love when their tops change. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2333 |
I'll wager their sap is runnin' too! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2334 |
Who's woods these are I think I know. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2335 |
Honey, I do love you, but it's just that I'm gay. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2336 |
Two tree huggers walking down memory lane |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2337 |
I think L.L. Bean has taken the happiness theme a step too far. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2338 |
Finally, Hillary and Bill are going to act like a tree and leave. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2339 |
I hope they carve their initials in me! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2340 |
Jack and Mary decided they would rather live in this dream than wake up to another Trump scandal |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2341 |
They met at LLBeanlove.com. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2342 |
Looks like photosynthesis to me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2343 |
If we wear flannel and grow beards its like 2016 never happened. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2344 |
Do you have the feeling we're being watched? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2345 |
Logger shirts look so much better on hipsters. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2346 |
I'm trending on ecocarve.com with "Jack + Edna, 2017" photoshopped into my bark. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2347 |
I feel another nest coming! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2348 |
Hello honey, I forgot where you told me you put the grocery list. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2349 |
Why don't you ever grow a beard? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2350 |
I love this time of year, especially the change to flannel colors. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2351 |
Remember when the tree huggers conference was held in town? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2352 |
Forever plaid. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2353 |
Aww... Nothing funny here… Let’s move on.. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2354 |
I’m glad to see them sticking together. I’m rooting fur them! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2355 |
Don't you just love flannel? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2356 |
Ever since he met her, Paul Bunyan's been a much nicer guy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2357 |
The shirts are so colorful this time of the year! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2358 |
This dropping seeds business is for the birds. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2359 |
Don't you just love what they've done with the lumberjack look? So benign! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2360 |
Oh, Rootginia, the plaid stories of our sapling years were true after all. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2361 |
When do you think they will drop their leaves? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2362 |
You're welcome for the hair! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2363 |
Remember when we were just saplings? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2364 |
When you said lumbersexual, you didn't mean... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2365 |
And both of you will want to visit the Enchanted Boomer Shoppe at the end of the path. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2366 |
Even though we can't be as close as they are, I hope we're still as happy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2367 |
Remember when they were just kids and they carved their initials on you? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2368 |
Remember when we used to touch limbs? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2369 |
What a nice young couple, they haven't yet put down roots like us. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2370 |
All the wood loves a lover. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2371 |
This guy is a loser. I hope she dumps him. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2372 |
Who said anything about long-term insurance? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2373 |
It's almost as if Bob Ross is still with us. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2374 |
Leafs you sentimental ... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2375 |
Wood is a many splintered thing. Don't you mean love is a many splendered thing? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2376 |
Time to get naked. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2377 |
Awwwww, what is the site you use? I'm looking for tree of my own. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2378 |
Smile, I think their filming a drug commercial |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2379 |
They grow up so fast. I remember when they barely came up to my waist. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2380 |
Honestly? Yes, before we met at the Sierra Club, there were others. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2381 |
Should we be worried that they're lumberjacks? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2382 |
I'm so glad we planted that seed years ago. Look how their love has grown. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2383 |
Isn't that nice. The McDonald clan is dating the McVee clan. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2384 |
There I go, beginning to fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2385 |
This is the perfect spot to build our dream recycled shipping-container miniature living space. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2386 |
Do you still find me willowy? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2387 |
Whispering pines? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2388 |
just like the painting of Apollo and Daphne |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2389 |
I like how their branches intertwine. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2390 |
How romantic. Look at my leaves, I'm blushing. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2391 |
I think we're alone now...there doesn't to be anyone around... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2392 |
It's nice when they don't carve their initials on us. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2393 |
Ooooooh, a pair of flannel-breasted techies. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2394 |
All it took was a few hugs. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2395 |
Happy little trees |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2396 |
See now the plaid just doesn't work for me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2397 |
I love how the ones with wider checkerboards usually have extra leaves on their upper branch. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2398 |
They do have great chemis-tree! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2399 |
It's all so sweet pre-divorce. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2400 |
They're so beautiful when their hair changes color. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2401 |
All these leaves and she still hasn't fallen for me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2402 |
Do you ever think the universe is rooting for us? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2403 |
It's a trunk show. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2404 |
No worries, my love, our long term care insurance policy drops tree$/month. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2405 |
I love Fall; seeing the humans in all their furry plaid shirts again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2406 |
Fall shows us how beautiful it is to let things go! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2407 |
I think they're about to put down roots. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2408 |
Yes, virtual reality was invented by exactly such people--how could you tell? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2409 |
Nothing demonstrates true love by carving your initials on my back. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2410 |
There’s still hope for you Reggie - he’s losing his hair too! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2411 |
Their shirts don't match. I'll give them til spring. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2412 |
Happy trees annoy me. I wish I had an axe |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2413 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2414 |
Even the trees look happy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2415 |
So, you don't want me to carve our initials? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2416 |
Crisscrossing down Lover's Lane. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2417 |
I yearn for that day when we can entwine our limbs. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2418 |
It's like Adam and Eve, but G rated. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2419 |
Don't you love Fall in December? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2420 |
As I was saying about quantum entanglement theory .... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2421 |
Even though we have grown apart over the years, they have grown closer. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2422 |
Falling in love |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2423 |
Ted, do you see this trees with faces? They're cre--" "Just keep walking, honey. They want us to donate to Greenpeace. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2424 |
We are lucky we only go dormant after the autumn season. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2425 |
I've been meaning to tell you that I've been someone else. She's a psychiatrist and she told me to tell you that you really shouldn't be going out with me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2426 |
I really feel proud about shedding when people get red faces, too. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2427 |
Even the trees are happy today |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2428 |
Makes you want to fall in love. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2429 |
Get a room. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2430 |
It's peaceful in no Twitter land. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2431 |
Dont't you just get the vibe that we're going to live happily ever after. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2432 |
Now if they can just find a couple of bees to pollinate them . . . |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2433 |
Look, Gladys, boy loves girl. She'll keep Shel from cutting us down. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2434 |
When all the leaves fall off, we'll be able to spot my parents sooner. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2435 |
Love’s always blooming. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2436 |
I've always wanted to live on a human-lined street! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2437 |
Poems are made by fools like me, but only.... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2438 |
Do I have permission to touch your roots? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2439 |
Every day it gets more difficult to deny that things are warming up. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2440 |
Aren't these the trees that Sonny Bono smashed into?" "Yes. He was a 'poplar' singer. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2441 |
Did you know that when trees feel thorny, it causes shedding? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2442 |
Ah that makes me so sappy |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2443 |
I'll bet they have wall to wall carpets everywhere. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2444 |
Yeah, I'm sure that radiation leak last year had no effect on the environment. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2445 |
Good. I'll mark it as paid. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2446 |
Every year right when we go into dormancy, the Flannel Shirts migration happens....it coincides evidently with their mating season, the male always in more brilliant colors... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2447 |
The surgery was a success but they killed me with the bill. (I thought the entry ended on Sunday) this is for the guy with the knife in his back |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2448 |
You say the message is in mirror writing so I won’t miss the point. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2449 |
Looks like plaid is hip again this fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2450 |
People use too many reds and blues on these scenes. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2451 |
Bill was an environmentalist and a self-proclaimed "tree hugger." While Nancy initially took this with a grain of salt, she started to worry he might have others on the side. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2452 |
Look at the butt on that" "Yeah, he must work out |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2453 |
It seems like yesterday that my beard was as lush as his. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2454 |
Aw...they've just decided start their own family tree! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2455 |
It's good to see a natural marriage. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2456 |
A couple of shady characters indeed. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2457 |
Joyce Kilmer obviously never met these two. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2458 |
No, they can't see our leaves falling! Love is Blind, remember. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2459 |
This Sierra Club engagement package is the BEST! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2460 |
It’s touching. Possibly inappropriate. But still touching. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2461 |
What do you think of my folks, now that you've met them? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2462 |
They're smiling now, but just wait 'til Christmas. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2463 |
Enough with the plaids... Earth tones in fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2464 |
What I wouldn't give to keep my full foliage in the Autum of my life... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2465 |
Going paperless makes me feel more loved. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2466 |
They will never leave each other; they have fallen in love. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2467 |
Seeing him like this you almost forget that he's a lumberjack. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2468 |
'Tis the season for Falling... in love or leaves. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2469 |
I’ll give you 5 to 1 odds |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2470 |
Ginevra de' Benci, you are not. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2471 |
I do enjoy the fall - plaid shirts turn such lovely colors! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2472 |
Sweet. Reminds me of an old chestnut. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2473 |
I’m so glad lumberjack plaid no longer means we’re getting the ax. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2474 |
Dorothy, it’s really nice to be back in Kansas |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2475 |
Yes, honey. I'd love to rake the yard when we get home. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2476 |
I wish I could go out on my limbs like that. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2477 |
Next year I’m definitely going to have my leaves turn in that plaid pattern you like! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2478 |
Love never leaves like the leaves on a tree ----- |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2479 |
Seeing a couple like that just leaves me leafless. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2480 |
Each November when leaves fall to their death I mourn my old grunge look. Now my flannels are from Amazon. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2481 |
How could our parents be so terrified of lumberjack shirts? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2482 |
In a few minutes they will be breathing heavy and we’ll be drinking co2 martinis. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2483 |
Sporting a lumberjack look doesn't mean trees are in any imminent danger. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2484 |
You're a fine poet, dear, but you must be wary of the pathetic fallacy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2485 |
Am I middle-class? Yes, but I've not seen the tax reform bill. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2486 |
Which one is the conservative? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2487 |
Sweet yes, but I predict a fall. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2488 |
Let's sway; they've decided to put down roots. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2489 |
We´ll be OK. They´re not the type to cut us down. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2490 |
Awww. He understands 'no'. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2491 |
Just leaf it to me. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2492 |
Can't wait for The Happening. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2493 |
Why won't these trees leaf us alone? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2494 |
Canada. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2495 |
The first plaids of fall always make me she'd a few leaves. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2496 |
I’m not crying. You’re crying. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2497 |
Tom’s new girlfriend is such a peach! All his last one did was birch. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2498 |
We are like these trees, in our Autumn. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2499 |
Ah, to be Banyans. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2500 |
And I remember when he jumped out from behind you and flashed her. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2501 |
I wish we could walk together, branch and branch. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2502 |
Let's carve faces into more trees. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2503 |
Ah! Plaids, it's what I love about autumn! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2504 |
If only ... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2505 |
A man in power and his female subordinate. I love the chill of autumn. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2506 |
Sooner or later, they'll be putting down roots too. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2507 |
That's you and me in two-hundred years. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2508 |
After we build the condo here, we'll never have to rake again... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2509 |
I wouldn't worry, this isn't the forest of Fangorn |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2510 |
Their trunks look like ours. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2511 |
If those two lumberjacks walk by us again, I'm gonna fall on them and be done with it. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2512 |
Tree Huggers always make my leaves blush this time of year. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2513 |
Nothing says Autumn like the humans wearing flannel. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2514 |
Its always wonderful to watch their colors change this time of year! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2515 |
If you look beyond the lumberjack shirts, they actually make a cute couple |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2516 |
They think they're on the path less traveled. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2517 |
They grow up so fast. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2518 |
Yes dear...no more twitter wars. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2519 |
Dorothy finally found a man..... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2520 |
Two's company, tree's a crowd. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2521 |
They grow up so fast. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2522 |
It's nice to know some traditions are still being maintained! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2523 |
I think plaid is more like evergreens. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2524 |
Just look at those two. It reminds me of last Fall when I fell for you. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2525 |
Remember when plaid was cool? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2526 |
Yep, you're dying. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2527 |
If an infinite number of cartoonists drew and infinite number of cartoons, would one of them have an infinite number of possible captions? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2528 |
Hello? pssst, over here! Did you say something honey? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2529 |
Bronte said, "Every tree speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree." |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2530 |
The realtor was right; locating on the less-traveled path really has made all the difference. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2531 |
From the time that I was a little seedling, I knew my destiny....and that was being a good eavesdropper. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2532 |
tree-wheeling at it's prime |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2533 |
We're so meant for each other that we're being recruited by every family tree. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2534 |
They're such a nice change from the Weeping Willows don't you think? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2535 |
I told you the best love is in the autumn of our lives. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2536 |
In a few weeks, couples strolling in the park will be in prime season! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2537 |
Aww look, the hipster mating ritual in full swing. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2538 |
This is the season to fall in love |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2539 |
I think they're about to cross-pollinate! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2540 |
I think they’re lumbersexuals and I’m scared” “Smile and sway. Smile and sway. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2541 |
I love their fall coverage the best... especially the colorful wool plaids. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2542 |
They are doing Fall better than us. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2543 |
I think the acid is starting to kick in, my love" "Who are you talking to? You're by yourself. Also this is all a dream; you died thirty years ago, remember? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2544 |
Being a tree is so much nicer on a Facebook homepage than in real life. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2545 |
The nice thing about being a tree is more than one autumn. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2546 |
I can shake that, baby. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2547 |
Can’t you feel it? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2548 |
This only makes sense if you color the trees. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2549 |
I'm leafing too. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2550 |
I think that I shall never see - A hipster lovely as a tree. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2551 |
It's not funny |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2552 |
Is it Love? Or is it an ad for Trulicity, Jitterbug, Life Alert, or OldfartDating.com? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2553 |
No dear - talking trees do not make a sound when they fall and no-one is around to hear them |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2554 |
I don't know what it is, but I feel a connection with lumberjack shirts. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2555 |
Its a lot better than the weeping willows down the hill. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2556 |
Feel like holding roots? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2557 |
Every time I see them go by my roots get warm and fuzzy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2558 |
I could have that girl if I did not have the worst case of seasonal balding ever. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2559 |
Did you see last week's episode of One Tree Hill? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2560 |
You know Sally, they say trees have senses that few people are aware of. Wonder if that could be true? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2561 |
They don't even seem to notice we're dying back here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2562 |
Hope they don't throw apples |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2563 |
It's OK Jane. We're in my 'Happy Little Trees' painting. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2564 |
I'm glad that lumberjack dating app worked out for them...wonder what they're gonna do next on their date... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2565 |
Don't you just love the colors of those shirts! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2566 |
Really makes you think. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2567 |
Don't you just love plaid peeping season? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2568 |
Hey Leif, have you noticed how crowded the road less traveled becomes this time of year? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2569 |
I wish we could use our limbs like that! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
2570 |
I am so glad they converted their fireplace to coal. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
2571 |
Nice to see them taking time off from logging. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2572 |
You see that? They just stepped in it. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2573 |
No, I did not read the fine print. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2574 |
Awww . . . look at those love birds. You know what they say: "Birds of a feather flock together!" |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2575 |
I love this time of year when the flannel shirts come out and the slow walks through the park. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2576 |
I'm glad you came back Dorothy. This place has a whole different feel since the Wicked Witch died. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2577 |
This is almost as good as a NY bagel with a schmear. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2578 |
The walls have ears too |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2579 |
Isn't better when they hug each other and not us! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2580 |
Oh Treety. What a cute couple. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2581 |
Lovely, yes but their plaids clash. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2582 |
Aww, come over here you! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2583 |
My divorce papers arrived! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2584 |
Gee, I wish we could do that! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2585 |
Hey, Larry. Let's comingle our branches like thee two. I've got wood ! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2586 |
Cover Art of 'A Walk in the Park - Stories of White Privilege & Heteronormative Values' |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2587 |
Hey, Mary, do you want to carve our initials on them? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2588 |
Nothing gold can stay |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2589 |
They look like a good match . They both obviously like checkers . |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2590 |
Did we...did we find it? It’s the last cartoon without cynicism! |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2591 |
They go together: plaid and simple. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2592 |
Don't kid yourself, their bite is worse than their bark. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2593 |
Would you mind if I wore a dress next time? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2594 |
I think the tree-hugging finally paid off. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2595 |
Aren't they cute? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2596 |
How sweet. Let's call the wind and fall on them. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2597 |
At least our Fall colors don't clash |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2598 |
Remember how we'd intertwine branches when we were saplings? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2599 |
I'd even settle for wearing tasteless plaid since they left off our bark |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2600 |
What note? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2601 |
How romantic. They met at the checkers tournament. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2602 |
I'd invite you home to sit before the fireplace, but I'm a treegan. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2603 |
It's like they turned all these brilliant colors just for us. Next year the pipeline will be here. Sad. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2604 |
They look real, too. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2605 |
Oh look she's groping him! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2606 |
Don't you just love the intricate patterns of their fall workshirts. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2607 |
Call me a sap, but I do like the emoji trees gushing over our first VR date. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2608 |
I love being in pharmaceutical commercials. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2609 |
I'm glad we carved our love for each other on these trees. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2610 |
A lot has changed since Dorothy and Toto traveled this road... |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2611 |
They're so cute. I hope they put down roots here! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2612 |
I heard one of the crew members hung himself back there. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2613 |
They look so cute in those tree killer shirts. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2614 |
Don't look now, Bob, but a couple of happy little trees are watching us. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2615 |
Looks like I'm not the only one falling for you. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2616 |
I feel we're moving with the zeitgeist. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2617 |
I wish we could be as close as they are, but at least our roots are touching. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2618 |
New Yorker's readers will not be expecting a sweet caption. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2619 |
All our wisdom is stored in the humans. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2620 |
Yes, I'd like to order the "Let's Get Started with Carrier Pigeons" kit. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2621 |
Ooh, sweet. I wish they would be buried underneath me. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2622 |
Lovebirds at 6 o'clock. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
2623 |
Now I'll never get that Steve Miller song out of my head. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2624 |
Maybe we can be that close one day, but we are NEVER wearing matching plaid. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2625 |
No, I'm not crying, it's...just Autumn. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2626 |
Look how much they're enjoying their final autumn. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2627 |
Bliss |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2628 |
Oh, c’mon, even the educated fleas do it! |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2629 |
Would you like a root rub later tonight |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2630 |
one cool thing about this time of year is everybody turns into their dad, or someone who fucks their dad |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2631 |
A brisk walk will show you that your fantasies are deeply rooted. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
2632 |
Sophie is wearing Lands End and Jason is sporting a vintage Eddie Bauer ensemble. |
1.1000 |
0.05991 |
40 |
37 |
2 |
1 |
2633 |
Nature's Tears of Happiness. |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
2634 |
It would be quite the game changer if they only knew it was autumn love that dropped our leaves. |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
2635 |
That's what we call tree huggers |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
2636 |
They'll be even happier when they see our Skivvies. |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
2637 |
Last fall, she wore the beard. |
1.0909 |
0.05082 |
33 |
30 |
3 |
0 |
2638 |
They don't know it yet but their call is just beginning. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2639 |
it makes me pine for my youth. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2640 |
That reminds me, don't forget to set your clock back one hour tonight |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2641 |
I hope I find someone who looks the same as me to love, too. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2642 |
Our leaves match and your shoes, slacks and hair do nicely. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2643 |
Hopefully someday our branches will meet. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2644 |
Ah, it molts my heart Elmer! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2645 |
So romantic. It reminds me of how close we were before our roots split. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2646 |
They look so in love. I hope they don't decide to carve a heart with their initials into one of us |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2647 |
Happiness is a walk in the park for two tree huggers. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2648 |
Look, one of my leaves is stuck in his hair, I win!!! |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2649 |
Got any water? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2650 |
I've got to tell you something....why don't you make like a tree.....and LEAF!? |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2651 |
Don't you just love plaid flannel peeping season? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2652 |
At least our death makes someone happy. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2653 |
Hey Shel, isn’t that the ungrateful jerk your uncle gave his life for? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2654 |
You never take me on walks, Bob. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2655 |
Cute scurrying ephemeral creatures! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2656 |
Ya, You know, it was right here that I first felt the urge to become a tree-hugger.. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2657 |
I thought he said, "I've got-e your back!" Turns out he said, "I've daggered your back!" |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2658 |
That they plaid down their lives for each other gives me a woody. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2659 |
So glad flannel’s back. That useless puffy-vest trend left me feeling unappreciated. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2660 |
Such a beautiful couple. But what do 'clear cut' and 'strip mall' mean? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2661 |
I swear the trees seem happier after we started recycling. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2662 |
Autumn at Pleasantville Park |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2663 |
We've certainly seen our share of love birds! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2664 |
Your First Kiss, Under My Tree. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2665 |
Their spouses are back at the Inn. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2666 |
Let’s get ‘em. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2667 |
Shall I compare tree to a summer’s day? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2668 |
You know why this is the happy trail? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2669 |
For once the love birds aren't on us. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2670 |
Don't you just love the color of flannel in the fall? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2671 |
Soon all will be bare |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2672 |
It's like the saying goes, leaves of a tree fall together. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2673 |
My brother had a pet human, they keep on taking and taking... |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2674 |
They look like the perfect couple, if not for their checked past. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2675 |
What is more timeless than plaid in the Fall? Always worthy of a good leaf shedding. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2676 |
Its been 9 months and 6 days and 7 hours since you last connected with your twitter feed. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2677 |
Their roots are showing. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2678 |
At their age they call it a "plaid date!" |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2679 |
Excuse me for a minute—Mother Nature is calling. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2680 |
There's such a thing as being TOO close, you know. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2681 |
You know what they say, those who were flannel together stay together, for the fall. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2682 |
I've got a confession to make. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2683 |
They look like they are ready to go out on a limb. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2684 |
Did you know trees cross paths also? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2685 |
I'll give these two 3 months. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2686 |
Looks like Maggie has found someone else to rake our leaves. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2687 |
It's almost a shame to let them know this is a haunted forest. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2688 |
Plaid sure doesn’t mean what it used to - I bet those two have never operated a chainsaw, recycle even their coffee cups, and always go paperless for their bills. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2689 |
As the days get shorter it’s reassuring to see the lengthening of the hipsters’ beards. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2690 |
Ah, bliss—-I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as is this. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2691 |
Adorable, right? A year like this, and they're still open to an upside for "winter is coming." |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2692 |
Hey, don't you have a heart with their initials carved just above your roots? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2693 |
Lumberjack plaid isn’t allowed in this park! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2694 |
Remember when we were saplings? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2695 |
Yes, I am going to leave you. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2696 |
Smiles are infectious. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2697 |
All the wood loves a lover. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2698 |
Oooh yeahhh! Ferns with benefits. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2699 |
We should be careful about what we say. I don't know why, but I sense these trees are actually listening to us. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2700 |
Two humans happy, I’m sensing a-dull-tree. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
The new Amazon is a 401-k holding 100% Chinese internet. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2702 |
Oh my, the lovely colors that they wear in the fall. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2703 |
Checkers anyone? |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2704 |
I'll Marry You When The Trees Approve. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2705 |
Eddie Bauer has nothing on us! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2706 |
Look deeper in her eyes Donald, there are no smiling trees daddy always said. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2707 |
Is it enough to share an experience with just one person or should I go back to the car now and get my cell phone? |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2708 |
What nice hair! How delightful not to be deciduous. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2709 |
It's like Valentine's Day in December. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
I say we kick 'em in the butt. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2711 |
"Of course we'll still be together come Spring. Besides I'm pretty sure there are no sapient trees in this park. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2712 |
Honey - I can't find the shopping list anywhere |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2713 |
We'll still be here long after their dreams and bodies have died. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2714 |
Lumbersexual is just a figure of speech, right? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2715 |
No, I will not hug them! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2716 |
Maybe it's just the leaves that are my neurons falling, but I don't have anything snarky to say. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2717 |
Well, it officially hipster season. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2718 |
I know he's a lumberjack, but he's still okay. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2719 |
Excuse me. I have to answer the call of nature. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2720 |
They’ll grow apart. Just like you and I. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
Don't make eye contact or they'll give you a leaflet. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2722 |
They seem much healthier than that Giving Tree. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2723 |
April really is the cruelist month. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2724 |
If a tree falls in love in the forest...would you notice? |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
2725 |
Those new human genes make me feel all sentimental. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2726 |
Oh! Honey, I just love the fall colors of plaid. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2727 |
All I said to her was that she could do a better job at juggling household chores and her knife-selling business. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2728 |
I love watching their colors change. Especially the graying around the temples. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2729 |
Luther, indulge me one last time. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2730 |
Please tell Fat Tony that I keep getting his mail by mistake. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2731 |
Is it just me, or are we trapped in a Bob Ross painting? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2732 |
I didn't know checkmate could be so romantic! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2733 |
Look they’re branching out just like us! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
Forever young |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
2735 |
I just farted. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |