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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I remember them from last year. They must be perennials. 1.8955 0.01473 3013 1159 1010 844
1 Relax, they're just DRESSED like lumberjacks. 1.8608 0.01604 2378 916 877 585
2 I love the fall when all their shirts turn plaid. 1.8578 0.02595 886 336 340 210
3 Honestly? He's like, ten rings too old for her. 1.8507 0.01543 2532 980 950 602
4 They've been in love since 1992. I know. Their initials are carved in my ass. 1.8431 0.01590 2530 1038 851 641
5 I just love watching them turn plaid in the fall. 1.8364 0.02579 874 337 343 194
6 Could I interest you in a treesome? 1.8097 0.01608 2754 1292 694 768
7 You think that's weird, you should watch them pollinate. 1.8028 0.03573 497 216 163 118
8 Look, Kevin, we're in a Cialis commercial! 1.7882 0.01800 2016 917 609 490
9 ... And then their hair begins to lose its color, eventually falling off ... 1.7809 0.02722 817 356 284 177
10 There was a time when a beard and a checkered shirt would have made me nervous 1.7711 0.01672 2088 903 760 425
11 Hey look, you can see her roots. 1.7474 0.02075 1417 656 463 298
12 It's still my favorite time of the year, when the weather gets cold and they all turn plaid. 1.7463 0.02591 816 353 317 146
13 They met on Timber. 1.7387 0.02176 1301 615 411 275
14 Ah, to be young and rootless. 1.7336 0.01739 1888 857 677 354
15 I'm with you, if they trip and fall down, I think they would make a sound. 1.7306 0.02265 1132 522 393 217
16 This is the sixth pharmaceutical commercial we've been in this year! 1.7277 0.01869 1759 845 548 366
17 I love autumn when their colors turn to plaid. 1.7218 0.01933 1488 678 546 264
18 Must be love. Neither's got a smartphone out. 1.7090 0.02283 1103 524 376 203
19 I love how they turn plaid in Autumn. 1.7070 0.01781 1761 825 627 309
20 Don't you just want to carve your initials in them? 1.6901 0.02497 955 478 295 182
21 That's how people make acorns. 1.6845 0.02241 1103 534 383 186
22 You can relax now; they just looked like lumberjacks. 1.6769 0.02843 684 335 235 114
23 I love it when the shirts turn plaid. 1.6727 0.01772 1720 838 607 275
24 I bet they don't know his wife jogs up this path every morning. 1.6653 0.02467 974 506 288 180
25 You used to look at me like that 20 rings ago! 1.6344 0.02236 993 494 368 131
26 That was us before we grew apart. 1.6306 0.02530 850 446 272 132
27 He likes her bush. 1.6188 0.02600 1094 692 127 275
28 Their cell phones must be broken. 1.6122 0.02349 998 543 299 156
29 Sure makes you feel sappy, doesn't it? 1.6077 0.02942 622 337 192 93
30 They’re adorable until they carve their initials into you. 1.6051 0.02369 909 482 304 123
31 It looks consensual now, but give it forty years. 1.5991 0.02840 843 523 135 185
32 Don't you love how they change colors in the fall? 1.5988 0.03139 511 272 172 67
33 The autumn flannels are spectacular this year! 1.5957 0.02518 794 425 265 104
34 They're so cute, with their short little lives. 1.5946 0.02580 782 426 247 109
35 Ah--flannel--the first sign of autumn. 1.5934 0.02530 787 423 261 103
36 I hear this week is peak flannel. 1.5927 0.02674 766 429 220 117
37 I'll give it six months. 1.5920 0.02986 777 492 110 175
38 Checks and plaid? I give it six weeks. 1.5847 0.03058 549 302 173 74
39 Reminds me of us. Before we grew apart. 1.5779 0.02837 661 374 192 95
40 It's better now that they tattoo their names on each other instead of on us. 1.5739 0.02798 643 357 203 83
41 I'm happy for him, but I miss his hugs. 1.5723 0.02942 622 357 174 91
42 "Lumberjacks in love. Maybe now the killing will stop.' 1.5702 0.02960 605 346 173 86
43 Have you seen the size of his wood-pecker? 1.5668 0.03194 584 355 127 102
44 It's so nice to see someone without a dog. 1.5652 0.03011 575 329 167 79
45 If we weren't here and one of those people fell over do you think they would make a sound? 1.5652 0.03071 575 335 155 85
46 For the record, he's not touching her butt. 1.5639 0.03337 571 360 100 111
47 Sure, they may look happy, but they are still not quite out of the woods. 1.5634 0.02999 568 323 170 75
48 Their flannels are so beautiful this time of year! 1.5602 0.02940 548 303 183 62
49 I love when the plaids come out. The reds and greens are just gorgeous. 1.5523 0.03003 507 280 174 53
50 I wish I could carve our initials in one of them. 1.5433 0.03347 462 273 127 62
51 I understand that they engrave words into their own trunks these days. 1.5417 0.03539 432 261 108 63
52 Thank God they are not walking their dogs today. 1.5408 0.03355 453 267 127 59
53 It almost makes you forget they're destroying us. 1.5360 0.03376 431 252 127 52
54 Phew, I thought they were lumberjacks. 1.5343 0.03424 423 249 122 52
55 Is it me, or does everything seem nicer since Seattle legalized pot? 1.5316 0.03459 412 243 119 50
56 It's fun to see him with someone different each week. 1.5310 0.03481 403 237 118 48
57 It’s de-leavely. 1.5233 0.03987 386 254 62 70
58 Lucky day !! No dogs so far. 1.5190 0.03609 368 219 107 42
59 They seem nice--for rootless, self-absorbed creatures. 1.5190 0.03690 368 223 99 46
60 I love when the fall plaids come out. 1.5165 0.03533 364 213 114 37
61 Enjoy your walk, future mulch. 1.5153 0.03739 359 219 95 45
62 Look at those two lovebirds. I'm getting all sappy. 1.5128 0.03605 351 207 108 36
63 I love this time of year when all the plaid flannel colors come out. 1.5127 0.03635 353 210 105 38
64 They're okay, but their four legged children are disrespectful. 1.5103 0.03752 341 206 96 39
65 I imagine he wood kiss her if he had the balsa 1.5103 0.03012 341 177 154 10
66 I'm so glad that 'lumberjack' is more a look than an occupation these days. 1.5089 0.03730 338 203 98 37
67 Third girl this week. And they say we’re shady. 1.5061 0.03916 330 205 83 42
68 I wonder where he'll bury this one. 1.5046 0.04064 329 211 70 48
69 I'm no expert on humans, but I think they're about to exchange pollen. 1.5031 0.03790 322 194 94 34
70 Is this your first pharmaceutical advertisement, too? 1.5000 0.04016 314 197 77 40
71 I'm no human expert, but I think they're about to exchange pollen. 1.4984 0.03825 309 186 92 31
72 It's funny to see them without their phones. 1.4984 0.04039 309 194 76 39
73 If she's looking for majestic wood, she won't find it with him. 1.4968 0.04423 308 209 45 54
74 Lucky them. They get to pollinate year-around. 1.4950 0.03927 301 184 85 32
75 Please give generously to the Association of Cartoonists Who Can't Draw Hands. 1.4950 0.04304 301 198 57 46
76 Phew.. not lumberjacks, just hipsters. 1.4933 0.03993 300 186 80 34
77 They're so colorful this time of year. 1.4899 0.03828 296 178 91 27
78 I always love being in the city for the changing of the wardrobes. 1.4897 0.04065 290 181 76 33
79 I love the smell of L.L. Bean in the fall. 1.4878 0.04036 287 178 78 31
80 Sure, they're a cute couple but lumberjack shirts scare the xylem out of me! 1.4859 0.04067 284 177 76 31
81 What do you think, Cialis or Viagra? 1.4858 0.04472 282 189 49 44
82 It’s so nice to see them like this, before the onset of Seasonal Affective Disorder. 1.4840 0.04099 281 176 74 31
83 Too bad she's 13 years old. 1.4816 0.04716 272 189 35 48
84 And to think they met through Timber. 1.4794 0.04087 267 165 76 26
85 He's a lumberjack, but he's o.k. 1.4792 0.04379 265 172 59 34
86 they look so harmless without their chainsaws 1.4792 0.04109 265 164 75 26
87 Did you ever notice how there are no Black people in these smug New Yorker drawings!! 1.4792 0.04178 265 166 71 28
88 I love this time of year when the shirts turn plaid. 1.4773 0.04014 264 161 80 23
89 He has a ring? I have 287. 1.4771 0.04282 262 167 65 30
90 I think those two are getting ready to put down some roots. 1.4771 0.04036 262 160 79 23
91 If they fall down and we are not around, will it make a sound? 1.4771 0.04349 262 169 61 32
92 From deep red tartans to bright yellow plaids, I just love the changing of their colors in the fall. 1.4751 0.04009 261 159 80 22
93 "Oh, no....it's ok, they're harmless, they only dress like lumberjacks these days 1.4747 0.04053 257 157 78 22
94 That's weird, they were both here yesterday with someone else. 1.4746 0.04430 236 149 62 25
95 I love watching the clothes change in fall. 1.4727 0.04355 256 165 61 30
96 Aah, empty nesters, just like us. 1.4722 0.04185 252 157 71 24
97 Wow, two people who are actually not looking at their phones! 1.4701 0.04383 251 162 60 29
98 It's so hard to tell the male and female of the species apart ... 1.4701 0.04081 251 154 76 21
99 Can you believe we’re going to be in the Lands End catalog 1.4699 0.04144 249 154 73 22
100 Nice but I thought the colors were more vibrant last year. 1.4696 0.04472 247 161 56 30
101 Sometimes I wonder if they have feelings too! 1.4675 0.04410 246 159 59 28
102 I Love watching the shirts turn plaid. 1.4675 0.04558 246 163 51 32
103 ...and ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. 1.4672 0.04767 244 167 40 37
104 As touching as that is, those shirts smack of chain-saws. 1.4644 0.04426 239 154 59 26
105 You know when the plaid flannels come out, it's officially time to start shedding 1.4641 0.04373 237 151 62 24
106 They make the most wonderful fertilizer. 1.4612 0.04523 232 151 55 26
107 It's Fall! Their LLBean order came in. 1.4612 0.04312 232 146 65 21
108 I remember when we were courting: just a couple of nuts in love... 1.4612 0.04482 232 150 57 25
109 I like it better when they don't bring the dogs. 1.4589 0.04237 231 144 68 19
110 Ah, to be young and rootless. 1.4589 0.04324 231 146 64 21
111 Reminds me of us, 267 years ago. 1.4589 0.04324 231 146 64 21
112 The sight of them makes me a little sappy 1.4589 0.04101 231 141 74 16
113 I'm so glad I found you on Timber. 1.4558 0.04524 226 147 55 24
114 I’m jealous ... of his beard !! 1.4558 0.04346 226 143 63 20
115 We were once like that, but then we grew apart. 1.4537 0.04377 227 145 61 21
116 We are definitely in peak flannel season. 1.4525 0.04320 221 139 64 18
117 And to think a plaid shirt used to be the last thing a tree ever saw. 1.4516 0.04705 217 144 48 25
118 Don’t you just love the dogless ones, Hazel? 1.4481 0.04595 212 138 53 21
119 That could be us, you know, if you were willing to uproot. 1.4481 0.04643 212 139 51 22
120 That's so sweet. I give them until our leaves fall. 1.4481 0.04496 212 136 57 19
121 I hope that’s us in a hundred years. 1.4481 0.04691 212 140 49 23
122 Hey, I remember those folks, they're the ones who turned mom into a cozy log cabin. 1.4481 0.04396 212 134 61 17
123 You should see how they pollenate. 1.4481 0.04738 212 141 47 24
124 That's leaf... leaves leave lovers lean. 1.4481 0.04546 212 137 55 20
125 Is it just me, but I get all sappy when I see young love. 1.4470 0.04324 217 137 63 17
126 At times like this I wish I weren't self-pollinating. 1.4444 0.04468 207 132 58 17
127 I love the Fall. The people turn such pretty plaid colors. 1.4412 0.04872 204 138 42 24
128 Ah, love... Sorry, I turn into such a sap this time of year. 1.4412 0.04512 204 131 56 17
129 I love watching the flannel change colors. 1.4412 0.04292 204 127 64 13
130 It's so romantic when the flannels change color. 1.4406 0.04703 202 133 49 20
131 I am so glad they don't own a dog. 1.4400 0.04291 200 124 64 12
132 See? I knew you'd like it. It's called "walking", and they do it everywhere outside of Los Angeles. 1.4400 0.04574 200 129 54 17
133 It's lovely when the fall plaids come out. 1.4400 0.04232 200 123 66 11
134 This is going to sound sappy... 1.4400 0.04406 200 126 60 14
135 How sweet, they’re grafting. 1.4378 0.04665 201 132 50 19
136 Thank God they don't read newspapers, magazines or books anymore! 1.4359 0.04711 195 128 49 18
137 So nice to see a wanted sexual advance for a change. 1.4355 0.04813 186 122 47 17
138 I love it when they turn plaid in October. 1.4350 0.04571 200 130 53 17
139 Awww, I was beginning to think the ones without cell phones were extinct. 1.4323 0.04526 192 123 55 14
140 Amazingly, their kind must grow the woody before they can plant it. 1.4323 0.05554 192 142 17 33
141 Who would've thought we'd end up as extras in a Viagra commercial. 1.4323 0.04586 192 124 53 15
142 They met on plaid.com. 1.4323 0.04761 192 127 47 18
143 The plaid is much nicer when they don't have axes. 1.4316 0.04854 190 127 44 19
144 Courtship looks ridiculous. Thank God for pollination! 1.4316 0.04307 190 118 62 10
145 I wait all year to see those vibrant Fall plaids. 1.4309 0.04591 188 121 53 14
146 I love when they turn all plaid this time of year. 1.4301 0.04625 186 120 52 14
147 Did you ever notice that when our leaves turn colors their shirts turn plaid? 1.4301 0.04432 186 117 58 11
148 They have emotions and can even feel pain. Listen when I drop this branch on them. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
149 Gosh, it seems like only yesterday that they were hugging us. 1.4278 0.04543 187 120 54 13
150 Oh, I so love watching the fall plaidiage. 1.4270 0.04764 185 122 47 16
151 I love when they get their fall colors. 1.4270 0.04576 185 119 53 13
152 I remember when he used to 'climb' me! 1.4262 0.04674 183 119 50 14
153 Cheer up, your hair loss is only seasonal. 1.4262 0.05045 183 125 38 20
154 I see a sapling in their future. 1.4262 0.04863 183 122 44 17
155 It won't last - they have no roots. 1.4254 0.04300 181 112 61 8
156 Tell your doctor if you have botanical hallucinations lasting longer than four hours 1.4254 0.05263 181 127 31 23
157 I see she managed to spruce him up a bit. 1.4254 0.04709 181 118 49 14
158 Such beautiful plaid this time of year! 1.4254 0.04901 181 121 43 17
159 Plaid is my favorite season. 1.4254 0.04643 181 117 51 13
160 You can tell how old they are by the width of their tummies. 1.4226 0.04887 168 110 45 13
161 See! I told you that they cross pollinate. That's clearly a different guy from last week! 1.4226 0.05101 168 113 39 16
162 Just makes you want to carve your initials in them, doesn't it. 1.4222 0.05042 180 123 38 19
163 Don't you just love people-huggers? 1.4213 0.04827 178 118 45 15
164 Just a few more years and they will become a boxed meal for us. 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
165 You may call me a sap. But that never gets old. 1.4205 0.04865 176 117 44 15
166 It will never last. They have no roots. 1.4195 0.04478 174 110 55 9
167 The plaids are particularly colorful this year. 1.4195 0.04766 174 114 47 13
168 He's a hipster, not a lumberjack. Close call! 1.4162 0.04920 173 116 42 15
169 You grab the tall one, and I'll carve our initials. 1.4162 0.04851 173 115 44 14
170 Reminds me of our sapling days. 1.4142 0.04711 169 110 48 11
171 I'm glad they left their dog home this time. 1.4142 0.04858 169 112 44 13
172 Love is so much more enjoyable when it’s not being carved it into my side. 1.4142 0.05208 169 117 34 18
173 Ahhhhh, they're going to pollinate. 1.4142 0.04785 169 111 46 12
174 This area is the best for viewing the fall plaids. 1.4142 0.04785 169 111 46 12
175 And just think a few years ago he was happy just to take a pee on me. 1.4142 0.05071 169 115 38 16
176 I really like these new kindler, gentler lumberjacks 1.4142 0.05071 169 115 38 16
177 They fell in love on a bridge made from mom. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
178 I'd give ten nuts to keep a head of hair like that through December 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
179 I’ll miss them when they move to Brooklyn. 1.4096 0.04914 166 111 42 13
180 Sure they look happy now, but give them a couple hundred years. 1.4096 0.04686 166 108 48 10
181 Let's carve our initials in the bearded one. 1.4096 0.05341 166 117 30 19
182 We're not the only ones who will be adding a ring this year. 1.4096 0.05061 166 113 38 15
183 We're almost there, just keep pretending like those trees don't have any faces. 1.4096 0.04763 166 109 46 11
184 I love this part of the commercial before the announcer mentions the four-hour rule. 1.4096 0.04988 166 112 40 14
185 Just think...in 30 more years our branches will be close enough to do that 1.4096 0.04988 166 112 40 14
186 Did you know, they can do it - without bees! 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
187 Isn't it beautiful how they change to plaid every fall? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
188 Remember when we were just twigs? 1.4085 0.04801 164 108 45 11
189 No dog, that's a relief 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
190 I just love autumn. Humans in plaid are spectacular this time of year. 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
191 Ah, to be 150 again. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
192 Aw, remember when we cross-pollinated? 1.4074 0.05366 162 114 30 18
193 Looks like he finally talked with his doctor about Cialis. 1.4074 0.04761 162 106 46 10
194 I heard they have a funny way of pollinating. 1.4065 0.04640 155 99 49 7
195 They make a lovely couple. I hope his wife doesn't find out. 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
196 I love peak-flannel season! 1.4062 0.04960 160 107 41 12
197 No one knows why the shirts turn plaid in the fall, but I'm sure glad they do. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
198 Young love. How sweet! I see the cartoonist can't draw hands. 1.4051 0.05682 158 115 22 21
199 Side effects include hallucinations about talking trees and the desire to wear plaid. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
200 I love watching the flannel change colors this time of year 1.4000 0.05226 155 107 34 14
201 Times like these make me really wish we could warn them about the wolves. 1.4000 0.04980 155 104 40 11
202 It's nice to see L. L. Bean doing so well again this Fall! 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
203 I told you not everyone in flannel is evil. 1.4000 0.04980 155 104 40 11
204 Must be fall. The shirts are turning plaid. 1.3987 0.05192 153 105 35 13
205 Sure he’s older - cut him open I bet he’s got 20-25 more rings than she does. 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
206 If a couple falls in love in a forest, do they make a sound? 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
207 The flannel has come late this year. 1.3987 0.05192 153 105 35 13
208 Ever thought about having a “treesome”? 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
209 Oh, to be plaid and rootless, if only for a day. 1.3987 0.05023 153 103 39 11
210 Oh, thank god. I thought they were lumberjacks. 1.3974 0.05067 151 102 38 11
211 Aww, he has his limb around her. 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
212 I think the LSD is kicking in. 1.3974 0.04890 151 100 42 9
213 Let's just enjoy them while they're still here. 1.3974 0.04706 151 98 46 7
214 Loving in fall again. 1.3974 0.05722 151 110 22 19
215 Awww, I hope that’s us in 500 years. 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
216 I love seeing the plaid colors this time of year. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
217 You can tell their age by counting the stripes. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
218 I just love it when the plaid colors come out in the fall. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
219 I've never seen trees happier since we got rid of our dogs. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
220 Don't look up. Keep walking. Act naturally. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
221 Even the trees are laughing at these ridiculous shirts you bought us. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
222 Whew! Hipsters. Thought they were lumberjacks for a second. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
223 I love it when their hair turns colors. 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
224 I can never tell when hipsters are being ironic. 1.3904 0.05177 146 100 35 11
225 Thank G-d they left that stupid leg lifting mutt home. 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
226 Aw, you could almost forgive their carbon footprint. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
227 Fall colors. I'm a sucker for fall colors. 1.3889 0.04738 144 94 44 6
228 Isn't it odd how their favorite time of year is when we're dying? 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
229 Ah, love between the young and the rootless. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
230 How quaint - a same-race, heterosexual couple. 1.3864 0.05339 132 90 33 9
231 I gotta say, those were the best brownies you've ever baked. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
232 My cousin in Miami brags about the year-round beachwear, but I like the change of seasons. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
233 They're cute but rootless. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
234 Doesn’t take much to make me feel sappy. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
235 Remember when he was a kid he used to pee on you? 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
236 Phew. False alarm. No lumberjacks here. Just millennials. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
237 Ah, to be saplings again. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
238 It won't last - they have no roots. 1.3835 0.05720 133 95 25 13
239 Yes, it IS lovely, but I fear we are simply in a drug ad. 1.3813 0.05043 139 94 37 8
240 We'll all be naked soon. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
241 Oh, those plaid flannels! I just love looking at their fall colors! 1.3813 0.05146 139 95 35 9
242 I love autumn when the plaids come out. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
243 What a relief! No more carving hearts into us...now they just get tattoos. 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
244 Ahhhhh.......to be a sapling again. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
245 Is this their idea of morning wood? 1.3796 0.06228 137 105 12 20
246 That lumberjack look creeps me out. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
247 I love this time of year when their foliage turns to plaid. 1.3796 0.05592 137 98 26 13
248 I like the lumberjack look... as long as it doesn't give them any ideas. 1.3796 0.04983 137 92 38 7
249 Hey, the autumn plaids are out. 1.3778 0.04803 135 89 41 5
250 You’d almost think that they don’t realize they’re giving us all that lovely CO2. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
251 They just agreed to go with the bamboo flooring. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
252 I love the shades of flannel this time of year. 1.3759 0.05294 133 92 32 9
253 They remind me of us before we grew apart. 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
254 I love their colors this time of year. 1.3759 0.04961 133 89 38 6
255 Just keep walking. Don't make eye contact, and we might make it out of here. 1.3759 0.05185 133 91 34 8
256 So which one's the pistil and which one's the stamen? 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
257 It's so adorable that they can pollinate all year long. 1.3740 0.04512 131 84 45 2
258 I hope they spend the evening in front of a warm natural gas fireplace. 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
259 I cant decide which is prettier this time of year - Tattersall or Tartan. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
260 There they go again, taking their arms and legs for granted. 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
261 It looks like someone's getting pollinated. 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
262 They look so happy... they probably haven't read today's news yet. 1.3692 0.05793 130 95 22 13
263 They seem so happy. I wish I could fall on them and kill them both. 1.3692 0.06094 130 98 16 16
264 I hear they actually get to touch each other when they have sex. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
265 I sure am glad that they left the dogs at home. 1.3692 0.04901 130 87 38 5
266 Royal Stewart and Black Watch! I just love the fall colors. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
267 They are cute, yes. But if they try and carve their names into us, this is going to get real ugly. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
268 I love fall when their shirts turn to flannel! 1.3672 0.05187 128 88 33 7
269 See? I told you not to worry - he only looks like a lumberjack. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
270 Sure they seem nice, but tomorrow they'll be turning us all into tongue depressors. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
271 No offense to them, but I hope they don't make it to their paper anniversary. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
272 ... and you thought we were sappy. 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
273 I love to see the seasons change. First the flannel, then the fleece, next thing you know it's full goose down. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
274 Isn’t it beautiful when all the plaids start changing color? 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
275 and when their coverings turn plaid you know it's fall.... 1.3651 0.05475 126 89 28 9
276 Isn"t that cute, he has his branch around her. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
277 Look, they're turning silver. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
278 Whew, no dog today. The relief is all ours. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
279 See, I told you, when there with females they never pee on us! 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
280 I'm just happy taking selfies has replaced carving initials into us. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
281 "Will you still love me when I lose my leaves? 1.3607 0.05082 122 83 34 5
282 I love watching the people change this time of year. 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
283 I think they are about to pollinate 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
284 I love to see the colors when their flannel grows back. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
285 They're either alive with the sound of music or haven't heard yet who the new EPA chief is. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
286 Reminds me of us when we were saplings. 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
287 I love that nowadays, "lumberjack" is more of a fashion statement than an occupation. 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
288 It won't be long until all four of us are going to be naked. 1.3559 0.06081 118 88 18 12
289 Ignore the trees. Their bark is worse than their bite. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
290 OK, if you fall down now, you will make a sound. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
291 Nice limbs! 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
292 Look like they are ready to put down roots. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
293 If one of them falls in the woods do you think it makes a sound? 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
294 Makes we wonder what things would have been like if we hadn't grown apart. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
295 And they said we were sappy... 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
296 Do those trees have faces?” “See this is why I said we should avoid parks near nuclear test sites. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
297 I remember when we were young and sappy. 1.3534 0.05086 116 79 33 4
298 I love the fall flannelage season. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
299 Just think -- in a few more years, they'll be fertilizer!" 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
300 Fall colors, beard, Burberry...wanna bet they drive a Subaru? 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
301 I don't like them leavesdropping on us. 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
302 It amazes me how he can keep all that hair through the winter. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
303 This is cute, until they etch their initials in us. 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
304 the beauty of autumn's plaids gets me every year 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
305 You can't beat the colors they wear this time of year. 1.3534 0.05086 116 79 33 4
306 I love the colors their shirts turn this time of year. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
307 I think he's too old for her. Let's cut him in half and count the rings. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
308 It looks like they're getting ready to put down some roots. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
309 I think my leaves are falling for her, too. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
310 Thank God they're past the "carve our initials in a tree " stage. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
311 Their foliage is so pretty this time of year! 1.3504 0.04903 117 79 35 3
312 Okay, I get it. Being able to move has its advantages. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
313 Do you remember when they used to hug us like that? 1.3504 0.05472 117 83 27 7
314 Aaah... A breathe of fresh carbon dioxide. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
315 He's definitely getting plaid tonight. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
316 Awww, they're even sappier than we are. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
317 I wish we could do that. 1.3423 0.05934 111 82 20 9
318 I give them two seasons. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
319 Do you wonder if they'll ever want to really put down roots? 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
320 I hope someday we'll grow that close. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
321 Remember when we were young saplings? We couldn't keep our branches off each other. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
322 I'll never understand why walking by us is romantic. 1.3394 0.05249 109 76 29 4
323 Oohh so that’s what “lumber-sexual” means. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
324 Wow, someone actually doing what they say they like to do in an online dating ad. 1.3394 0.05409 109 77 27 5
325 They are only smiling because we don't have a dog. 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
326 He isn’t the only one with a woody, Sylvia! 1.3394 0.04915 109 74 33 2
327 Funny how as we slowly get naked, the humans find it romantic. 1.3394 0.05085 109 75 31 3
328 She's the one. I can feel it in my nuts. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
329 Follow the mellow chick road. 1.3393 0.05750 112 82 22 8
330 It seems like only yesterday he was carving their initials into my father. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
331 Look, more lumbersexuals! 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
332 See, not everyone in a flannel shirt is out to get us. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
333 Don't worry, they're not lumberjacks, just hispters. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
334 The humans look so pretty in the fall. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
335 Isn't it beautiful how their hair changes color? 1.3364 0.06361 107 82 14 11
336 Watching them makes me so sappy. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
337 They remind me of us many growth rings ago. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
338 Their roots are closer, but not as deep. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
339 I'll bet you their sap is running 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
340 I think they're fallin for each other. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
341 If they fell over, do you think we would hear them? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
342 That stuff on his face is changing color, too. Wonder when it'll fall off? 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
343 Hey dude, she was walking with another guy yesterday! 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
344 It's not your imagination. When you're smiling the whole world actually does smile with you. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
345 I love seeing the plaids change in the fall. 1.3333 0.06299 105 80 15 10
346 Let's both yell TIMBER and watch them run. 1.3333 0.06152 105 79 17 9
347 Yes, but will she still love him in the fall, when all his hair falls out. 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
348 Flannel is the world's way of telling us it's time to fall. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
349 I still look at your trunk that way, too! 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
350 My arborist said it was normal for flannel with a beard to give me the shakes. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
351 No need to fret--there hasn't been a real lumberjack near Central Park West since the first Roosevelt administration. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
352 If I had an apple and this was Oz, I’d show them a thing or two, 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
353 I miss the days when they were hugging us instead. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
354 Good to see they have no axe to grind. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
355 Should we carve our initials on them? 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
356 It's almost like a New Yorker cover. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
357 Cute. And I hear their hair doesn't fall out every October either. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
358 Looks like we're not the only ones around here with wood 1.3302 0.06390 106 82 13 11
359 Now, there goes a family tree in the making. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
360 We’ll see if they’re still smiling when they hear you got me a chain saw for my birthday. 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
361 Where do they hide their seeds? 1.3301 0.06528 103 80 12 11
362 Don't you love these L. L. Bean photo shoots? 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
363 Someday, our branches will touch, too 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
364 If you look carefully, you can tell their age by the lines on their shirts. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
365 Should we tell him he sat on his chocolate granola bar back there? 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
366 Interested in a treesome? 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
367 Oooooh, I love when the season turns to plaid. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
368 How sweet, New Yorkers' in autumn. 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
369 Hug ME! Hug ME! 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
370 I love it when the shirts change to plaid. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
371 I love watching their shirts change to plaid this time of year. 1.3301 0.06381 103 79 14 10
372 I wonder if their hair falls out in autumn. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
373 Adorable. But I do wonder how they make love. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
374 Look, they're going to pollinate soon. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
375 They seem to be enjoying themselves more than the joggers. 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
376 Still so sweet! Glad the dog is gone, though. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
377 I hope he falls for her and never leaves. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
378 "Look Treesa, they look so happy"..."yeah, by next year it'll be the autumn of their discontent". 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
379 Don't they look majestic when they turn plaid? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
380 How sweet, I think they're getting ready to pollinate. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
381 It won't last. Their plaids don't match. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
382 They look like they just stepped out of a L.L. Bean catalog. And we'll soon become one. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
383 I know it the lumberjack look, but I’m really more of a treehugger. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
384 I always wanted to live in prescription drug commercial. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
385 Flannel is my favorite time of year. 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
386 Our relationship is more firmly rooted. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
387 It must be so nice to not be in a long distance relationship.. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
388 Yay! The Lumberjacks walked right by us! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
389 These might be perennials! 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
390 It's finally the season where one can both be and see sappy 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
391 If I see one more plaid shirt, all my leaves will fall. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
392 I sold the chainsaw today. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
393 Looks like someone may be getting ready to put down roots. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
394 Hey, check out the canopy on the dude! 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
395 That's the bastard that chopped down my sister- I'll KILL him! 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
396 Maybe I can say it best with a Joyce Kilmer poem. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
397 How come you never fondle my leaves like that ? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
398 Now that we've carved smiley faces into those trees...what do you want to do next? 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
399 I hope he's not interviewing her for a job. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
400 The plaids are exceptionally beautiful this fall. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
401 I'm so proud of her. She married a tree surgeon. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
402 A rare sighting of the Urban Lumberjack! 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
403 I love Autumn and watching solid tops turn plaid. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
404 Aw, so THAT's what our branches are for! 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
405 Okay, keep moving. Just act natural. Are they still smiling at us? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
406 Our leaves will not be the only things falling today. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
407 Are they falling in love or loving in Fall? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
408 Remember when they gouged their initials in your back? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
409 I bet they don't know that was poison oak. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
410 She calls it a nature walk. He calls it the green mile. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
411 Phew, always a relief when they pass by without carving initials. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
412 They're still in love after 25 rings. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
413 I love how they turn plaid in the Fall. 1.3235 0.06256 102 78 15 9
414 I just love it when the shirts change colors 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
415 I love autumn colors, especially plaids. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
416 Look at those red flannel shirts -- I love seeing the fall colors. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
417 Please remember, Tom, that with New Wave Feminist Misandry any form of expressed affection by a male to a female is classified as sexual harassment. But yes, in answer to your question, marriage to you would be a convenient arrangement. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
418 How cute, I bet they use both sides of the paper when they print. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
419 Don't worry, those are the friendly lumberjacks. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
420 I really like his face foliage. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
421 Hey, would you guys like a treesome? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
422 ...My family history says they were much more interesting before they had to put clothes on... 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
423 False alarm. They’re just lumbersexuals. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
424 Why don’t you ever put your limb around my trunk? 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
425 They leaf each other very mulch. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
426 In my hippie days I'd hug them. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
427 We used to be close that. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
428 We would pine for love too, but we're deciduous. 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
429 Its always sweet when they talk about putting down roots. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
430 What a lovely couple. I give them three months, tops. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
431 I see the antidepressant fertilizer is working. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
432 Awwwwwww - look! The shirts are starting to change to plaid flannels. Isn't fall the best time of year? 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
433 Of all the couples who have horrifically and painfully scarred my torso with their initials, I like them the most. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
434 It will never last...their plaids don't match. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
435 I don't think we got the placebos. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
436 I love this time of year. The shirts are so colorful. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
437 Check that out. Another beard grows in Brooklyn. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
438 See? We're not the only sappy ones around here. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
439 Aaah look--they're leaving! 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
440 Ah love - that contagious human disease - usually cured by marriage. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
441 I love the fall... the colors on those plaid shirts. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
442 I just love fall colors on a people lined lane. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
443 They'll make beautiful acorns. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
444 I think that's a Christmas sweater; we better warn the pine trees. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
445 Just don't mention I am a lumberjack 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
446 I love watching their colors change. 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
447 No I'm not crying, these are leaves of joy. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
448 All's clear! They didn't give us one of those tacky heart tattoos this time. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
449 Sure, they're cute for a while, but then, hey, they're dead, and we've got another couple hundred years. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
450 I thought you should know; I have Dutch Elm Disease 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
451 Let's tattoo our initials on their butts! 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
452 They must have no idea we can read their minds. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
453 Even the trees are happier in Canada. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
454 I always know it's fall when I see flannel. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
455 He's a tree hugger, but it is always done in an appropriate manner. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
456 Should we tell him she just lifted his wallet? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
457 It's like they don't have a care in the world. They must not have internet, TV or a newspaper subscription. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
458 Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one with Xanax 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
459 I say they get two rings each before dying. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
460 I love watching their foliage turn plaid this time of year. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
461 They think this is a L. L. Bean advertising shoot. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
462 Two of the fifty shades of plaid. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
463 Romantic, but not well grounded. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
464 Such a sweet couple - I'd hate to tell them they've stepped in dog crap. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
465 I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for them. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
466 Phew! They're just hipsters, not actual lumberjacks. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
467 They planted us in kindergarten! 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
468 They're so pretty when they start to show their fall plaid. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
469 So happy they didn't carve their initials into us. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
470 It's Bob Ross, look happy! 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
471 The flannels are especially beautiful this year. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
472 You think they also found each other on Timber? 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
473 Makes me feel romantic. I wish we could carve our initials on their trunks. 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
474 Watch his hand, we will find out if he is a Senator shortly. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
475 They're heartwarming but rootless. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
476 It's so cute when nature lovers dress like lumberjacks! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
477 It’s our lucky day, the lumberjacks are in love. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
478 If you have wood more than four hours, call your doctor immediately. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
479 I'm really rooting for them. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
480 I just love all the different shades of flannel this time of year. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
481 I hear they have a peculiar method of pollination. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
482 I just hope they're not initial carvers. 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
483 Nice to see him without an axe for once. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
484 Wow; different genders. Haven't seen that in a while. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
485 Next fall I’m turning plaid. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
486 Ah, the first plaids of the season! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
487 That's how they start pollinating! 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
488 I owe them everything. They planted me. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
489 I've never been on the set of a Viagra commercial before! 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
490 Remember when people dressed like that would chop us down? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
491 ...and after it falls out, it doesn't grow back. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
492 They carved their initials in my twenty years ago... and I still hate them. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
493 I love to see the humans in their autumn colors. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
494 Awww, it's touching to see there's still people who remember fall is more than just pumpkin lattes. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
495 There's just something Nature likes about mis-matched flannels. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
496 My history teacher told us that going along like this was cool before cell phones were invented. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
497 Poor Dorothy. She keeps meeting scarecrows. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
498 He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
499 They’re transplants, just like us. 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
500 Looks like they're going to start their own family tree. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
501 Personally, I think a little distance is healthy. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
502 And they say we're sappy. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
503 It's nice moments like this that make me forget I'm covered in bugs. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
504 I just love it when they get sappy. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
505 Isn't it beautiful, Marge? It's the height of the plaid season! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
506 I just love the way their clothes change color in the fall! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
507 Let's skip the pleasant-trees and get down to business 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
508 Side effects may include talking trees and thoughts of suicide. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
509 Remember how we felt when we were young in our 120's? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
510 I love this time of year with the changing of the flannel 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
511 We don't get many tree huggers around here any more... 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
512 They remind me of our first L.L. Bean cover shot together. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
513 I never thought love would come between us. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
514 It’s so endearing when the male cone and female cone get along so well 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
515 It seems like only yesterday that they carved their initials in your butt. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
516 They remind me of us before I back-talked that wizard. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
517 I think their rings mean something different. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
518 Call me sentimental, but this kind of sight always brings sap to my eyes. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
519 Don't you just love the fall when the hipsters turn to plaid? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
520 How about a treesome? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
521 I wonder how many rings they have. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
522 Oh, look hon, they have coordinated outfits too. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
523 Sure she looks happy - but she'll never have as many rings as I do 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
524 Ah, just look at them. Aren't their fall colors beautiful? 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
525 If nearby trees smile for more than four hours, contact your doctor. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
526 Their colors are so pretty this time of year 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
527 Cute, but if he comes back here to carve their initials in me, I'm dripping sap in his hair. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
528 I like this one. He’ll only use a gas fireplace. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
529 They're going to have beautiful acorns. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
530 I always get so sappy around the holidays. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
531 Let them be. Tree's a crowd. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
532 I’ve a feeling we’re not in Central Park anymore, Dorothy. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
533 That reminds me, I just entered the erectile dysfunction season of my life. 1.2840 0.07502 81 68 3 10
534 Think of all the small talk we’ve missed out on because we self-pollinate 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
535 Liberals are just so cute, and they'd never ever dream of building houses out of us, or burning us in their fireplaces. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
536 Great color this season 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
537 Lions and tigers and plaids, oh my! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
538 I wonder what pharmaceutical company we're working for this week? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
539 They say that trees can talk to you mostly when you're high or just plain insane. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
540 How do they pollinate? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
541 Every year, it's more beautiful, Beth falling in love with her "Adult-Ed" professor... 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
542 It’s time to tell you that I traced my roots all the way back to Pinocchio. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
543 Looks deciduous to me. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
544 Just a matter of time before there's a sapling in tow. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
545 Ah, I love people peeping season. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
546 Reminds me of when we were young acorns. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
547 I love to see them in their fall colors. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
548 I love our life together, but lately I've felt like I'm trapped in a cartoon published in the wrong magazine. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
549 The lumberjacks are so colorful this year. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
550 I don't know. Do YOU think there is something funny about this park? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
551 I'm not turning over a new leaf. I'm just trying to let go. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
552 It's so noble of Hillary to stick with Bill. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
553 Don't you just love this time of year when the matching plaids come out in full color. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
554 Dorothy and the Scarecrow--I didn't see it coming. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
555 No silly, they're just wearing lumberjack shirts... 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
556 I could so go for plaid bark. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
557 If we weren't in Brooklyn, I'd be worried. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
558 I've heard that plaids shed at night. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
559 Got wood? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
560 I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as he and she... 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
561 How sweet. He just carved their initials on my butt. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
562 They're so cute when they're uprooted 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
563 It's a shame they'll never put down the roots we have. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
564 Those trees are looking at us again. Act normal. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
565 Ah, fall--when the sleeves come down and the colors turn plaid. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
566 The side effects may include: extreme contentment without cause, lowered sense of doom, and joy. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
567 It's just a shame how quickly they die. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
568 Don't leave! 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
569 If you've enjoyed your autumnal experience, please show your appreciation as you exit. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
570 This ought to be good: he's explaining about the birds and the bees. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
571 I remember when they carved their initials in me! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
572 If they're not hugging us, at least they're hugging each other. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
573 She's never going to grow unless he quits blocking her sun. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
574 I can no longer see the Deloris for the Steves. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
575 I hope they have saplings some day. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
576 I like this path; the trees seem so happy. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
577 Some joke about how the word "sappy" can mean excessively sentimental OR filled with a lot of sap. PLEASE LET ME WIN THIS CONTEST I'M SO TIRED OF ENTERING EVERY WEEK" 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
578 Hey Dorothy! Remember me? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
579 Which one has the more checkered background? 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
580 Poems are made by fools like me but it takes a cartoonist to make a tree. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
581 A little sappy -- but leave them be. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
582 I love fall, when the people turn to plaid. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
583 I love these drug company commercials. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
584 He looks a little lumberjack-ish to me. I say we kill them. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
585 And to think that they met hugging us. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
586 Remember when you used to tree hug me like that. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
587 Blessed are ones walking in the park with no smart phones. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
588 Looks like they'll be putting down roots soon. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
589 I don't care if she is poplar; I'm betting he'll leave her at the alder. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
590 Steve and Carol never again visited the Forest of Overly Expressive Trees. 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
591 I think they are about to pollinate 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
592 Still sappy after all those years ! 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
593 Reminds me of us. Before we grew apart. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
594 How can we get them to hug us again? Diversity training? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
595 I just love a sappy ending. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
596 How sweet. Right, they haven't seen the bear yet... 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
597 Let's put those mushrooms in all our salads. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
598 They're so pretty now. It's important to appreciate the present, because soon they'll be all bare and depressing. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
599 Good news. The old dog they had that used to pee on us must have died. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
600 I just love watching the flannelage this time of year. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
601 I liked being an apathetic hipster, but the skinny jeans cut off my circulation. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
602 Okay, so the bet is who checks their phone first... 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
603 Time for 50 Shades of Green. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
604 Remember when we discussed rings? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
605 There was a time when plaid would mean death for us. Now, it's just hipsters. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
606 Oh, how cute! You can still see where we carved our initials into their backs! 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
607 Nothing like a Cialis ad on a brisk Autumn day. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
608 Personally, I find this lumberjack trend really offensive. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
609 Don't you just love the fall when the plaids come out? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
610 I imagine it feels a little like root touching. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
611 I love being in the fall catalogue! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
612 I love watching the hipsters change to their fall flannels. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
613 The people at LL Bean said these shirts are so outdoorsy they could make trees weep. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
614 I just love this time of year, when they start wearing their colorful flannels! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
615 Now, there's something you don't see very often these days ... an autumn/autumn romance. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
616 Nothing says dalliance like flannel. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
617 It's a pleasure sequestering your carbon dioxide. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
618 Plaid on their limbs. Fall is here! 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
619 I love this time of year. The plaid flannels are so beautiful. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
620 I love seeing the plaid colors this time of year. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
621 Side effects may include headaches, nausea, and inability to commit. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
622 The trees look happier since we switched from organic to just prozac. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
623 Those two make me feel so sappy 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
624 I love when the fall colors come out. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
625 Bob's first attempt at happy trees. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
626 Oh, how adorable ... but then again, I’m full of sap. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
627 Oh how cute! They're enjoying their autumn years, too! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
628 #BeforeTheElection 1.2667 0.07433 75 63 4 8
629 I don't think they even notice the forest or the trees. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
630 Oh my gosh is that Robert Frost? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
631 You know, I’m finally starting to be able to relax around flannel. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
632 They're so cute at this age... 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
633 They have such beautiful colors. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
634 I think he’s barking up the wrong tree. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
635 I love the Fall colors. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
636 The fall plaids are at peak! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
637 I think they're about to cross-pollinate! 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
638 I bet the marriage doesn't even last for two rings 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
639 They hugged me back in the eighties. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
640 Plot twist: they’re siblings. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
641 It's nice not being triggered by flannel and beards anymore. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
642 You had me at "timber." 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
643 The flannels are especially colorful this year! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
644 Don't you just love it when they change color and die? 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
645 See honey, I told you matching outfits are still in style. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
646 Its about time the Brawny Man laid down his ax. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
647 Before you get all weepy, Willow, consider the lumberjack shirts. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
648 Aww, lumberjacks pollinating. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
649 Okay, now you know. I'm not a conservative. I hugged them. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
650 Being in these anti-depressant commercials always gives me a lift! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
651 Plaid looks pretty good when you're not holding an axe. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
652 Root entwining just seems more natural to me. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
653 The Doctor says it's alopecia. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
654 They're always happy when a lumberjack walks past them. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
655 You can always tell the unmarried ones! 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
656 Looks like it’s checkmate. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
657 Even if you want to branch out sometimes, I'll never leave you. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
658 What I wouldn't give to be a sapling again. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
659 Fun Thanksgiving, but was there acid in the mashed potatoes? 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
660 Hey Honey, why can't we wear matching leaves? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
661 Call me old fashioned but I think they both would look better if they un-untucked it. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
662 October is the new June. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
663 They look like a good place to carve our initials. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
664 I know, you can't wait till he leaves. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
665 We’ll soon be bald. Thry’re wearing plaid. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
666 Use protection or you’ll get Dutch Elm Disease 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
667 Hey Carl, she brought a lumber jack this time. Do you think she's trying to tell us something? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
668 How many times will he repeat the same sob story to an unsuspecting lass? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
669 they have no idea that we pee in their water. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
670 I'm thinking of branching out into psychology. Something tells me these two have a checkered past and a season of discontent lies ahead. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
671 I like you, it's just I don't see myself wrapping my limbs around you like that. Not in a thousand years. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
672 Advocates for family plaidding, obviously. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
673 Finally, just the two of us. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
674 I love it when the flannels change colors this time of year. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
675 How sweet, they think it'll survive the holiday relatives.... 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
676 Don't you just love all the vivid plaids this time of year? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
677 When they're not carving hearts into you, they make a pretty sweet couple! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
678 Do you think they have any saplings? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
679 Nothing says love like clashing plaids. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
680 I love seeing the plaids come out this time of year. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
681 He too has a broccoli head! 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
682 This reminds me of my favorite poem: I think that I shall never see, A plaid-clad couple, lovely as me. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
683 Look at the fall colors on those. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
684 They're turning plaid kind of late this year! 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
685 If only you could carve your initials on them. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
686 I love the smell of flannel in the fall! 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
687 I carved my initials on his butt when he was a teen. I wonder if they're still there. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
688 Don’t worry, these are domesticated lumberjacks. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
689 Aww, they are so cute. It's too bad we have to kill them. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
690 'Ooh! Do I hear wedding boughs?' 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
691 Winter will wipe it right off their faces. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
692 I just so love Fall and watching solids change to plaids. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
693 Aww, this couple is making me so sappy. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
694 I just love how their colors change with the seasons. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
695 I don't know about you, but I'm feeling kind of sappy myself. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
696 I remember when they were just saplings. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
697 Is there anything more beautiful than the changing of the shirts? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
698 Wonder if they’ll still be smiling when they see our new chainsaw. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
699 What happened to the redhead you were with yesterday? 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
700 Reminds me of us when we were saplings. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
701 Awww...I love the annual fall parade of hipsters. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
702 They're so beautiful before their hair turns grey and falls to the ground. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
703 Just keep smiling Oaky, and the lumberjacks will walk away. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
704 I love seeing two carbon-based mammalian cis-gendered adults in a consensual hetero-normative exclusive IRL relationship based on the mutually-beneficial social-exchange of conversations, experiences, and fluids. It's so romantic and old-fashioned. 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
705 Just picture him with a paintbrush and I swear it's Bob. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
706 This colorful season's our gift to you, Beautiful leaves of every hue. Red, yellow, brown, and orange. .... Uh, Maple, what the hell rhymes with 'orange'? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
707 I’d do anything to wrap a limb around you. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
708 Isn't it nice to find people who still haven't read about the new tax plan? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
709 Carpe diem. We'll be bald next week. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
710 Side effects may include: hallucination, ... 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
711 Haha, he still has the ‘kick me’ leaf on his back. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
712 Those whom LLBean has brought together, let no man put asunder. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
713 Don't turn around but two of those trees had goofy smiles on them. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
714 I don't know what it is, Ann, but something about this place always reminds me of a Bob Ross painting. 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
715 Larry and Louise Bean I assume 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
716 Remember when those ensembles included axes and chainsaws? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
717 Look at these two. Is it throwback Thursday? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
718 They make them look so real these days! 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
719 "Ah, how cute. White privilege in autumn". 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
720 Oh I see– she's gotta date a fake-ass lumberjack now. This is pathetic. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
721 I never thought big checks and little checks went together until I saw this. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
722 Contrasting plaids! It'll never work out. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
723 They're the epitome of LLBean. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
724 I always enjoy the fall plaids 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
725 Surreal day huh? Its like we"re two totally innocuous characters walking through some banal cartoon 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
726 They grow up so fast...they'll be dead soon. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
727 It’s so beautiful – their clothes always change color in the autumn. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
728 I love it when their wardrobe changes. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
729 I remember when they were just saplings. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
730 Just wait till you see the Weeping Willows. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
731 Well well, the flannels are out--Fall is here! 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
732 A tree hugger and a lumberjack- we'll have to see where this leads. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
733 "He's from Maplewood, New Jersey, and she's from Oakland, California; but I'm little worried about their cross-pollination". 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
734 I'm not the only one who will soon be bare. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
735 Whadda' you think honey? Feels like we could really put down roots here. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
736 I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as retirees. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
737 If one of us falls, would they even notice? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
738 I love seeing their torsos turn to plaid in Autumn! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
739 Aww, they'll be putting down roots next! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
740 Look who's got wood! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
741 I really like to see the sleeves change color. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
742 Spoiler Alert! I know who dies in the end. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
743 They fell in love. . . with the L.L.Bean catalog. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
744 Monday, November 7, 2016 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
745 Gets me sappy every time. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
746 I love it when they start to wear flannel. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
747 Well I’m certainly rooting for them. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
748 Great chemis-tree! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
749 They look like they'll be getting their rings soon just like we did. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
750 I'm telling you, he looks exactly like my Dad. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
751 It must be great to move too fast for woodpeckers. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
752 OOH, LOOK...THEY'RE LIMBING! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
753 My dream has always been to put my limbs around you. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
754 I get a woody just looking at them 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
755 It seems like only yesterday they were K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
756 I told you the acid would make it more fun. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
757 I've always enjoyed pathetic fallacies. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
758 I have a sudden urge to put down roots. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
759 If Bob Ross paints a happy tree and there is nobody around to see it, is it really a happy tree? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
760 Hey, don’t forget to come back for our nude exhibit. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
761 The last few autumn holdouts are almost gone. Let's enjoy the last gasps of seasonal plaid while we still can. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
762 I hear their bite is worse than our bark. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
763 Aah, look... consensual physical contact. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
764 I remember when Bob Ross painted these trees. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
765 The trees are happy because we're wearing LL Bean. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
766 I always get sappy when I see them together. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
767 So sweet. And they only have make it work for a mere eighty years or less. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
768 Should I worry that when I’m famous you’ll accuse me of unwanted touching? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
769 I really love to look at the fall coat colors. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
770 What a beautiful sight: two lumberjacks with their hands in their pockets. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
771 We dig your carbon dioxide, but your methane... not so much. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
772 Just wait until their leaves fall off. Then things get really exciting. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
773 They're sappier than we are. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
774 Awe? Remember when we dropped leaves on their great great great grand-parents? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
775 Back in the day, I was hugged by someone like that, and it saved my life. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
776 The trees had never before revealed their ability to speak, but the chance to ask Jason, "If that's your wife, who did we see you making out with yesterday?" was too good to pass up. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
777 How beautiful! I believe its called flannel. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
778 Day 7 and they still don't know we're broccoli! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
779 Ah, love. Walks in the park with that special someone. But where is his wife? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
780 Reminds me of that movie, 'When Deciduous Met Conifer.' 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
781 These lovebirds cut down an entire tree to make their nest! 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
782 Oh, yes, Maple! The fall patterns are particular striking this year, aren't they? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
783 It's sweet until you realize they're lumberjacks. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
784 Before there were hipsters, seeing all that flannel would have made me wet my roots! 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
785 Ah, to be young and in love and untroubled by global warming. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
786 Don't they look sweet and woodsy? Just like they did when we were saplings 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
787 They don't change color, but do they seem to add more bark at this time of year. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
788 I might be going out on a limb, but they look like tree huggers! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
789 He's not losing his foliage, but it sure has changed color. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
790 I love the new tree emojis. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
791 That's her third date this week, so she must be very poplar...get it? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
792 I hope they put down roots. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
793 #fall #thankful #blessed #failedrelationshipsofinstagram 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
794 Don't you think it's about time we put down roots? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
795 Don't listen to them. I've never ever harmed a tree. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
796 Love is okay for humans but we have photosynthesis. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
797 I think they're loving in fall ! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
798 Used to be the lumberjack crew, now it's just J.Crew 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
799 When the woolen plaids start appearing I'm filled with the urge to bare my limbs! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
800 I wish we had arms. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
801 Such happy little people! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
802 They'll grow apart. We did. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
803 It seems like just yesterday they were sitting in me, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
804 Say, would you two happen to be tree huggers? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
805 They look so innocent; you'd never dream they own a lumber mill. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
806 Don't be fooled by the beard and flannel—the only axe he has is a body spray. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
807 Ok, here's one. If a human falls in their apartment ... 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
808 I just love people-peeping season when the flannel comes out. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
809 Don’t you just love all the plaid colors in the Fall? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
810 There will soon be another branch on the family tree. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
811 Of course I'm invited to the wedding. My father fell on his father. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
812 Aww, how cute. It's his first ex-wife 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
813 It's heartwarming to see a couple still in love during their autumn years. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
814 I really like the shirts they wear in the fall. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
815 How nice to be in love and oblivious to climate change. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
816 I prefer these hipster lumberjacks to the real thing. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
817 Humans are so cute. Too bad they don't live longer! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
818 They probably fuck to Mumford and Sons 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
819 Honey, what did you put in my drink? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
820 Are they leaving us already? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
821 Keep absolutely still. Their vision is based on movement. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
822 Remember our first Tinder date? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
823 Aww, do you two have to leaf so soon? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
824 I just love the Fall colors. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
825 In 40 years, he will wish he never touched her in that way. 1.2333 0.05506 60 46 14 0
826 Love , human and deciduous 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
827 I love the flannel season; it's so colorful. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
828 Should we tell them they're too close together to get full sun? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
829 It’s my favorite time of year, when the white people don their fall flannels. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
830 Yes, it's sweet, but what I like more is that when they're together, he seems to forget all about that damned axe! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
831 Rest easy. They'll eternalize the moment on social media. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
832 Act natural and keep smiling. I heard he was an axe murderer. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
833 Goodness, they look happy enough to put down roots. 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
834 Is it my imagination, or are there trees smiling at us? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
835 Ah, to be young and uprooted. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
836 Peak season for flannel-peeping! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
837 There was a time when a man with a beard in a flannel shirt was a danger to us... 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
838 Follow the plain white road, follow the plain white road 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
839 Somehow, our fall walks are even more pleasant with all the pharmaceuticals in the groundwater. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
840 No axe. Bonus. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
841 Those humans--sometimes it looks like they almost use a language to communicate. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
842 I just love how their sleeves change this time of year. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
843 Don't you love it when their shirts change color? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
844 Their clothes turn such lovely colors this time of year. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
845 Love makes my leaves drop. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
846 Being a redwood would be great and everything, but I’d miss the change of wardrobes too much. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
847 He's a she, and she's a he....and they're happy as a tree. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
848 I wish we could get closer! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
849 Tree huggers in love. It brings tears to my eyes. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
850 Any moment now, I expect music out of nowhere. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
851 What happened to us? We used to do that, and then we somehow grew apart 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
852 Hey! I just spotted an endandered species. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
853 I read a book that says they feel and communicate just like us... But I really wanted to know if there sap can be boiled down into sugar. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
854 Ooooo! I love the color their plaids turn this time of year! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
855 Seems like only yesterday they were climbing us! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
856 I love seeing them in their fall colors and I try not to think about them dying.. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
857 You can tell their age by counting their wrinkles. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
858 I love it when they change colors this time of year. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
859 Well, isn't that refreshing? A consensual relationship. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
860 We're not listening, just leaves-dropping 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
861 I'm rooting for them. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
862 Maybe they’ll put down roots together 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
863 I talk to the trees too, but they don't usually talk back. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
864 The cutest part is when they shed their leaves, too. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
865 Welk, we can always hope their kids will be tree huggers... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
866 Darling, I fear our relationship is checkered. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
867 It's okay honey, just pretend they're not there 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
868 It's that couple the Aspens have been whispering about! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
869 Their clothing is very colorful this time of year... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
870 Before medical marijuana, I thought these walks were stupid. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
871 Remember when they were still just saplings? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
872 What. No Timberlands? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
873 Thank you for not carving your initials into me! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
874 Humans...they are so sappy sometimes! 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
875 We should stop taking psychedelic drugs before our walks. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
876 I remember when they were just a couple of saplings. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
877 Yes, I also find the senescence of the humans to be charming 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
878 See! When their shirts turn plaid it's time for us to drop our leaves. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
879 I remember when they were just two saplings. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
880 It almost makes me want to forgive them for carving their initial in me years ago. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
881 When will they ever leave? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
882 If a tree were to mock ugly plaid shirts, would anyone hear it? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
883 I told you that plaid season would be lovely this year. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
884 Hey you two! Are you swingers? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
885 You know, if we cut these trees down, we could make beautiful speaker cabinets." "Oh, babe, I love how much you treasure nature. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
886 I know, I didn't used to think I'd like to live in a Disney world either. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
887 Their fear of being alone is so beautiful this time of year. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
888 They haven't changed since we were saplings. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
889 They're so adorable before they put down roots. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
890 Look1 The new L.L. Bean shirts 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
891 Thank goodness he’s found someone else to chain himself to! 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
892 These millennials just can't seem to put down any roots. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
893 “I don’t think her mother meant marrying a tree surgeon.”’ 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
894 We can stop dropping leaves now. Eve must've finally got approved for that LL Bean credit card. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
895 I wish we could do plaid. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
896 Somehow they know I’m a certified arborist. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
897 They're so beautiful... I just want to carve our initials into them. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
898 If a tree smiles at you in the forest and you don't sees it, is it really happy? 1.2222 0.07313 63 54 4 5
899 Look at all the different colors! The changing of the flannels is my favorite time of year. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
900 Cute, but I'm not crazy about the lumberjack style. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
901 This can't be a New Yorker cartoon, it's too normal. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
902 Don't you love their bright colors this time of year? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
903 May the leaves of love fall at your feet. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
904 They grow up so fast. Don’t they ? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
905 I'm happy for him, I miss his hugs. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
906 Their so beautiful when there shirts change to plaid 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
907 They are a sweet couple. I have no scars from their relationship. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
908 Autumn is so romantic. The cool, crisp days, the humans turning plaid... 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
909 Plaid is the new black. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
910 Except for us, nobody does Autumn better than LL Bean and J Crew. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
911 Ahhh... My favorite time of year is leavesdropping. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
912 Symptoms may include bleeding from the mouth and intense vomiting. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
913 They can be so lovely. I just wish they would go to another planet. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
914 They remind me of us as saplings. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
915 Every fall it's fun to leavesdrop on their conversation. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
916 They're whispering to you, Louise. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
917 They're about to cross-pollinate! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
918 Ah. Looks like we all got wood. 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
919 Nature and chill 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
920 Awww ... they'll be putting down roots any day now. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
921 I'm glad Elisabetta and Bartholomew only carved their initials. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
922 I'll never leaf you. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
923 It stumps me, but I just feel sappy when lumberjacks fall in love. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
924 They're so cute I can almost forgive the lumberjack look. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
925 What a cool guy, his hair is just like ours. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
926 Do you think I would look good with a beard? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
927 The Autumn plaids are so vibrant this year! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
928 Plaid season is so colorful! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
929 We're ALL plaid inside, dear. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
930 Why don't you ever put your limb around me? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
931 Once he leaves, want to have a treesome? 1.2167 0.07551 60 52 3 5
932 happy little people 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
933 Let's branch out and make our own little twigs 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
934 I'm hugging you too, but it's with my roots! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
935 Do you think the trees ever wish they could wear plaid? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
936 Love me or leaf me. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
937 Honestly, it just sounds boring Bob — nobody wants to watch a guy painting on tv. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
938 Their plaids don't hold a candle to ours. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
939 Don't you just love fall, when they change to their plaid doors? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
940 If you ignore the disgusting way they reproduce, it's almost cute. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
941 The way they dress alike reminds me of us. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
942 Are they still watching? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
943 Do not take Denial if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
944 This squirrel is really tickling 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
945 If I could I would. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
946 Reminds me when we were mere saplings 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
947 They make me want to reach your roots. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
948 I love when the autumn colors come out, especially the plaids. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
949 I love it when they change colors in autumn -- such pretty plaids 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
950 Our leaves fall on lovers again, but hey, we'll outlive them both! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
951 It's hilarious when they plant seeds. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
952 Awww, that's so sweet. It makes me want to leave. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
953 Don’t worry Peggy, global warming will make it all go away soon.” “The trees or matching flannel? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
954 "Yeah, but my sap is good on pancakes". 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
955 I remember us like that, before our reincarnation. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
956 Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
957 I told you, Chris, not everyone wearing plaid is mean to us. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
958 They only love us for our CO2. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
959 You see the faces too? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
960 I just love the autumn plaids, don't you? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
961 He's a lumberjack, but he's o.k. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
962 I like her because she calls him "Woody." 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
963 Maybe we can't walk, but at least we having matching tops. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
964 Why don't you make like a tree and leave- hahaha 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
965 Every fall, trees travel to the Northeast to watch relationships change. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
966 I love the pretty colors humans wear in the fall. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
967 Humans look so amazing in the fall. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
968 Will we be like that three hundred years from now? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
969 I wonder if they'll last through the flannel phase 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
970 Okay, just drop a few more leaves --- there. Perfect romantic setting. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
971 Whose woods these are you think they know? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
972 If a tree falls on a couple in the park, do they make a sound? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
973 At some point we have to tell them that they’re on the site of our new dream house. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
974 Don't you love fall and giving these people Lyme Disease. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
975 Falling for you 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
976 If a human falls in the woods does it make a sound? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
977 And he hasn't swung an axe since. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
978 My wager? Married in a year, divorced in three. How 'bout you? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
979 On day, they’ll make a house out of us. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
980 Imagine how awkward - four trunks, joined at the top, and moving. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
981 What do you think... if a human falls in love in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
982 I like the silent type too. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
983 Sometimes different plaids crossbreed. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
984 Looks like true leaf, to me. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
985 I wood. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
986 I've taken my medication . . I'm telling you the trees are saying, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road." 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
987 On day, they’ll make a house out of us. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
988 It's quite obvious, she used to be coniferous but now they're both deciduous. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
989 When are they going to put down roots? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
990 no electronics is a lot like LSD 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
991 I never really wanted to be a thesis adviser anyway. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
992 Is that you playing with my roots? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
993 They're getting sarcastic. It's time to leave. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
994 Another romance for Eddie Bauer. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
995 The urban lumberjacks are much less dangerous than their forest dwelling counterparts 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
996 If only we were closer. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
997 Those two have never seen their love fall like our leaves in an Autumn breeze. What you got a woody? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
998 They grow up so quickly! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
999 They look pretty happy for being so rootless. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1000 I'm so glad they added emojis to the I-trees! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1001 To be perfectly honest, branches and leaves aren't Maggie's strong suit, and yes, we do look more like giant cauliflowers. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1002 During mating season, lumberjacks are called "hipsters" and are perfectly harmless. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1003 I guess our photosynthesis is pretty much history... 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1004 If your wood that lasts more than four hours, please consult a physician. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1005 I love plaids, I wish I could wear them. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1006 Seek immediate medical help if you experience nausea during sex or falling leaves. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1007 Every time all our leaves fall off people pretend to get along for like a month. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1008 I love it when they don’t carve initials. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1009 All we need is for Maggie to add color! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1010 They'll be having a little sapling soon. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1011 I can't help feeling sappy this time of year. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1012 Plaid has always been my favorite season. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1013 What do you say we cut their hearts out and carve our initials on them? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1014 Sensible shoes? Check.... L. L. Bean shirts? Check.... Silver hair among the gold? Check.... Still friends after 20 years of marriage? Check.... Well, Sassafras, you're absolutely right! They DO match the demographic profile for tree-huggers. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1015 Some day I will tell you what they said about us 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1016 It's cute how Autumn brings out their colors... 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1017 I like ‘em much better when they don’t carve their eternal love into our flesh. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1018 So nice to see them putting down roots. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1019 Is it just me, or do you also feel like pelting them with acorns? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1020 I’m secretly planning to accuse you of inappropriate contact thirty years from now. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1021 They all look like lumberjacks, but not one of them knows one end of an axe from the other. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
1022 If this isn't a "Cialis Moment", then I don't know what is! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1023 And to think, only one Giving Tree had to give its life for their happiness. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1024 Doesn't that guy remind you of Bob Ross? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1025 Did you just bark? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1026 A pair of plaids. Don't we just love the fall colors. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1027 You may also wish to submit your thesis online. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1028 I wish we could hug each other too. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1029 Are you getting sappy too? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1030 I didn’t know they come without wires. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1031 Chuck, don’t worry: your secret’s good with me. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1032 Pretend you don't hear them. We're almost home. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1033 as I was saying, to have something sweet, you have to get the lid offf the Maple syrup .... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1034 I know they’re creepy - just keep smiling... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1035 It's just their way of telling you to get rid of the beard. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1036 Look, he's falling for her... 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1037 Oh, they’re both wearing plaid! I love the autumn colors. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1038 Aren't the colors of the plaids lovely this time of year? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
1039 Let's make like a lumberjack and split. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1040 They dropped a branch on my last boyfriend--they approve. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1041 True love.... I just hope they don't carve their initials on me. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1042 They met on TreeHarmony.com 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1043 He’s pretty sweet, for a lumberjack. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1044 Someday, I would like to take a walk among the people 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1045 I'm glad that lumberjack found someone else to occupy his time with 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1046 I'm not positive, but the shrooms might be kicking in now. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
1047 I love all the plaids at this time of year. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
1048 Just think, in 150 years that will be us. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1049 I don't think I felt that acid 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1050 I think that I shall never see a pair as lovely as a tree. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1051 Ah finally, the plaid anniversary. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1052 Let's just leaf them. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1053 Looks like someone's feeling a little woody. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1054 Follow the mellow chick road. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1055 It's about time those two starting hugging something else besides us trees. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1056 I love to see their clothes changing. Such lovely blend of colors. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1057 Such a shame that next week several women will come out and say how he has harassed and groped them over the years. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1058 Of course you're dreaming...I'm 5'5", weigh 300 lbs., smoke smelly cigars, and don't wear GAP - ever. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1059 Remember; plastic, metal, concrete or stone.....no wood! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1060 If they do get married, I hope I become their coffee table. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1061 They must really love each other; they didn’t even notice we have faces! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1062 Beautiful how their foliage changes in the fall, isn't it? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1063 I'll bet you an apple this couple takes the road less traveled ahead. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1064 A lumberjack without his saw is so sweet. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1065 They look so happy. Let's just eat one of them. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1066 Looks like lumberjack finally met lumber Jane. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1067 It's peak time for Fall plaidage. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1068 I just love this time of year when the flannel shirts all change. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1069 Aren't they cute, they're walking upright! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1070 You can always tell how long a couples been together by how much their outfits match. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1071 Aren't you just so sappy for them? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1072 Right now, I am having a really hard time caring about how many trees they have to cut down to print those LLBean catalogues. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1073 Well plaid, young lovers. Well plaid. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1074 Ha, those tartans don't match....not a good sign. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1075 Looks like they’re peaking 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1076 I think I'm falling in leaf with you... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1077 Wait till they shed their leaves. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1078 It's almost like even the tress are blessing our relationship. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1079 It's a time-honored ritual prior to pollinating. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1080 they grew to love each other, just like us 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1081 They look like such a lovely couple -- and they're both tree huggers! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1082 Remember when we used to cross-pollinate like that? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1083 Just once, I want to be an arrogant, pretentious little tree. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
1084 POTUS says it is genomic surveillance from the previous administration. Some people think it’s still just Lover’s Lane. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1085 if only we could do that 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1086 Look, a Pendleton and a Woolrich, a match made in heaven. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1087 I'm rooting for them to start their own family tree! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1088 Remember when wearing plaid said Fall, and now it just says Hipster? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1089 I love this time of year when the sleeves change to plaid. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1090 I told you. Nobody takes that beard seriously. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1091 Awwwww.... leaf it to Beaver...! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1092 Yes, autumn will come for them as well. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1093 Let's do the matching plaid thing next fall. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1094 Thank heavens emojis and tweets have replaced carved hearts and initials. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1095 Now I know you're the one for me. When I walk here with my other girlfriend, the trees scowl. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1096 We lose leaves but regain them. They one day will lose their hair and no be as lucky. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1097 I love all the pretty colors of flannel. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1098 Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1099 Aww, they untucked it. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1100 oooooh...my leaves are turning red 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1101 Oh, they're leafing us. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1102 They look so delicious already! I almost can’t wait until they’re ripe… 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1103 That's what we need - less lumberjacks, more 'Love her, Jack.' 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1104 They are an indigenous species. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1105 How nice to see plaids and it not be a lumberjack! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1106 They're so beautiful this time of year. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1107 That was us before our branches were trimmed back. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1108 I just love the colors this time of year! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1109 These must be the Happy Trees that Bob Ross was always putting in his paintings. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1110 Don't turn around, but I think we're being watched. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1111 ...and to think, it wasn’t long ago that people in plaid flannel spelled certain death for us. God bless Kurt Cobain! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1112 They look so beautiful now in their fall colors, but when you see them through a window after they drop them it's a whole different story 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1113 I love the Fall colors. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1114 And to think we’re plotting to assassinate this lumberjack. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1115 They're so like us before we put down roots. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1116 Don't you just love those Fall sweater colors? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1117 I wish someone touched me like that. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1118 Remember son, you can always time the coming of Autumn by when the flannel appears 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1119 I'm looking forward to wrapping my limb around you in a few decades 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1120 They're so pretty. It's a pity their time is so brief. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1121 Sappy. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1122 Look Peter, even the trees are friendlier upstate 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1123 They seem com-plaid-ible. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1124 No, she's the one with the ties to Russia. He's an orthodontist. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1125 I just love fall fashion colors. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1126 Without roots, their future won't be like ours. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1127 Hey, it looks like they met on Match too. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1128 Oh phew! They’re just New Yorkers trying to look like loggers. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1129 Are you the "Louise" whose name we keep hearing whispered? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1130 I love seeing their leaves change colors every Fall! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1131 Ever have the feeling you're being watched? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1132 There’s magic in the air whenever I see them without their dog. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1133 I always wanted my life to be like a Bob Ross painting. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
1134 You know, maybe I should finally give TreeHarmony.com a try. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1135 I'm so glad they aren't the "sitting in a tree" type! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
1136 See dear, even the trees smile as we walk in the woods in a non-Republican world 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1137 Remember when you were a man and I was a woman? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1138 Yeah, I'm sure they miss their dog - but I don't.... 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1139 It's so sweet when it's consensual. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1140 They best take care, in this grove in addition to bark we also have bite. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
1141 The plaids are so nice this year. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1142 Sure, they paved over mom, but love is in the air. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1143 I'm an avid people-watcher, but I was SURE this species always flies south for the winter. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1144 Do you think the The fall foliage looks a little lack luster this year? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1145 Aren't they sweet! Reminds m of my fling with that deceptive elm over there. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
1146 Some paths never part. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1147 HO, HO! They forgot the breadcrumbs 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1148 I think that I will never see a poem lovely as an ambling couple. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1149 " Remember when we first met? I was loosing my leaves and you were just a little bush". 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1150 So romantic, makes me never want to leave here... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1151 Remember when we were saplings? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1152 It reminds me of when we were saplings. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1153 How cute. Their hair is changing color too. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1154 What's Brawny the paper towel guy doing with 1970s John Denver? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1155 I think they're just plaid to be here. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1156 Alice and Peter, sitting in me....K-I-S-S-I-N-G! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1157 I always look forward to watching their foliage turn white and fall out. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1158 Thank goodness they never read “The Giving Tree!” 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1159 Think I'll write a story about a fictional couple who got everything they wanted in exchange for living under a psychopathic dictator...oh, wait... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1160 Don't you love it when plaids come together? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1161 Ooh, the plaids are especially vibrant early this year. 1.1957 0.07369 46 39 5 2
1162 Looks like they are about to sprout a new limb on the family tree. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1163 Look at those beautiful fall colors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1164 It feels like nature comes alive out here. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1165 Now, THAT is great use of a limb. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1166 I'm falling for you among these broccoli trees. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1167 They both want to be buried here ... a feast every day. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1168 I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as she and he. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1169 He has a beard just like Mike Pence & Jeff Sessions. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1170 Even the trees couldn’t help but grin and admire the traditional straight white couple embracing each other as they made their way to buy more plaid. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1171 It's just that I'm more of a beach person. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1172 Hey, isn’t that Bob Ross?! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1173 And to think, the word 'tinder' used to terrify me. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1174 In just a few years, sweetheart, I'll have my bough around you too. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1175 The flannel just gets so colorful this time of year. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1176 Bob, the lumberjack, got a girlfriend? Shake me, I must be dreaming! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1177 It's just so beautiful when their hair changes. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1178 You're right Woody, it's autumnal on so many levels. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1179 He loves her. He loves her not. He loves her. He loves her not. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1180 Let's put the "ha" back into enchanted: 50 bucks if you bean the bearded one with an acorn. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1181 Honey, I guess they work for NSA. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1182 If a man gropes a woman in the forest and only you and I see it, did it happen? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1183 Erectile dysfunction and acute schizophrenia, together at last. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1184 I think we should get an artificial tree this year. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1185 I heard that both of them are branch managers. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1186 I think the I shall never view a poem lovely as these two. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1187 Aw, look how their branches have grown together! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1188 They're so cute when they're pollinating. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1189 Must be a second marriage.... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1190 They won’t make it past Thanksgiving. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1191 Remember when we were young, in love, and it was just the two of us? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1192 I hope they make a little sapling 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1193 They’re so cute together. Let’s hope they don’t make it to their wooden anniversary. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1194 Ahhh. The fall colors and patterns are so beautiful in New England. Thanks, L. L. Bean. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1195 I always shed a leaf or two when I see a young couple so in love 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1196 Remember son, to tell the age of a human just count the lines on his shirt. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1197 Perfect timing! Fall is about to begin. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1198 Well of course they're cute now, but those are lumberjack shirts they're wearing! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1199 Oh, come on, their cute. Quit being so sappy! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1200 Hurry up, fella, winter comes faster than you think. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1201 It must be Fall, the plaids are out. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1202 let them enjoy it while they can, , disillusionment comes soon enough~ and if it doesn't, the new government will give it a push! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1203 And now for this winter’s hottest trend: ‘plaid’, by FLANÉL 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1204 As I was telling you --before the trees interrupted--, we are developing software at school that can stop them from watching and listening to us. It will be safest here in the forest. I guarantee! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1205 The new antidepressant makes me feel happier, but in a creepier world. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1206 I'm betting our leaves last longer than their relationship. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1207 It's so cute the way they've grown together. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1208 No, I won't have sex under the trees. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1209 Don't make eye contact! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1210 I'd rather be a tree than deal with ageism. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1211 When a tree smiles in the forest, do humans ever notice? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1212 I love our walks down treehuggers’ lane. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1213 They grow up so fast! Just yesterday they were carving their initials on my backside. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1214 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1215 It's better, darling, that the trees are watching us than the government. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1216 Well, we don't have to worry about these two knifing us with their initials." 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1217 Don't you just love it when the shirts turn to plaid this time of year. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1218 Want to hug a couple of trees? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1219 Doesn't it feel like we've just walked into a PC song lyric?" 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1220 Humans sure know how to use their limbs. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1221 Sure they are smiling, they do not have to rake. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1222 Just another romantic couple of perverts here to watch us get naked. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1223 Do you believe in Keebler Elves? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1224 I can't wait until they die and fertilize us! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1225 So cute, this looks just like that ED commercial. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1226 I feel more sappy than usual. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1227 How sweet. Remember when we exchanged pollen? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1228 I'm starting to fall for them. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1229 Don't look now but the trees are falling for you also! 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1230 I don’t know what it is about young love in the fall that makes me so sappy. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1231 Let’s get the chainsaw and see if they still are smiling! 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1232 Just wait until that blue pill begins to work 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1233 Do you ever feel like trees are laughing at you? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1234 They're lovely... I'm rooting for them! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1235 Pathetic fallacies be damned! They're just so gosh-darn cute. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1236 Ignore them. They are just going joke again about us putting down roots. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1237 I hope she never leaves him 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1238 If I could walk, I would become a tree hugger. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1239 Hey, have either of you seen my parents? They've been missing since last winter. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1240 If you experience high blood pressure, Cialis may not be right for you. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1241 Don't you just love to see humans going through their autumn changes? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1242 Autumn: plaids, a path, a woman, a man, and trees with high foreheads. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1243 I never thought that real life could be just like a drug ad for erectile dysfunction. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1244 I really love this time of year – when all the different colored plaids come out 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1245 You know, I really wish I could remember your name. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1246 Don Lindquist is entering this Contest, but he is carefully avoiding saying anything remotely funny; so his chances of winning have improved markedly.... 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1247 I may not be Bob Ross, but I told you I'd take you to the land of Happy Little Trees. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1248 Yea Autumn! They're falling. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1249 This tree can use a hug too. Just sayin'. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1250 I think she's Falling for him. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1251 Looks like we both have a checkered past, but we CAN change the shirts, you know. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1252 I hope they stay together after shedding their plaid 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1253 Legs are cool! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1254 Hope it lasts till we get our leaves back. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1255 A little bit of LSD makes me forget you are a horrible human being. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1256 I love this time of year when they start changing to flannel. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1257 I don't think it's working. This is their 12th stroll down memory lane today. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1258 Just think... in about fifty years our branches will finally be able to do that too! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1259 Another urban hipster with dope topiary skills. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1260 Even the trees agree. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1261 They obviously don't recognize lumberjack shirts. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1262 Do you think they can tell we just dyed our leaves orange this year? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1263 Like them, we are beginning to fall for each other. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1264 I don't know what it is about seeing humans in love but it makes me feel sappy every time. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1265 Must be true love. I hit her with an acorn and she didn't even flinch. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1266 - I think she's gonna FALL for him... - So much for the tree puns ! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1267 When the lumberjack is in love we get to live. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1268 Now that’s a relationship that’s got legs. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1269 It's good to know that we're not the only saps here. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1270 It's the Autumn of their lives 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1271 treeHarmony 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1272 It gets you right in the taproots. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1273 It's not a new thing. We're all outfitted for a fall. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1274 No proof for climate change? Plaid-breasted lovebirds don't even migrate anymore. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1275 Their hair retention is a marvel. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1276 Well they do say trees company! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1277 I quite like this alternate reality. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1278 Wow look at the colors in that plaid! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1279 Bob Ross is alive! He looks as happy as we were when he painted us. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1280 Have you seen those nice folks from the "Cartoon Caption Contest"? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1281 Wow! Nice canopies. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1282 A little more leaf confetti, and we'll have an acorn in nine months. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1283 I far prefer October-November romances to May-December. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1284 They're working very hard at making the surveillance culture more appealing. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1285 I know, I know! Their love is tree-mendous. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1286 Amazing how well they can get along without ever taking a dormancy break. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1287 Actually, I wish I had their legs. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1288 Too bad they were just rolling around in the poison ivy. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1289 They look like good huggers. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1290 Do you ever feel like you're a Disney character? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1291 He looks a little shady to me 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1292 If two millennials speak in a forest, will anyone hear anything? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1293 I didn't think they'd ever get their limbs untangled here as saplings. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1294 Human 'grafting' is so romantic, isn't it? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1295 Their fall colours are amazing! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1296 Hey guys, it's me. Your family tree. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1297 Aw look, I wish I had my phone. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1298 They're a little matchy matchy, but otherwise cute. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1299 I love the fall, when people change from prints to plaids. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1300 They're so nice this time of year. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1301 If we both leaned in, we could do that. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1302 Plaid is my favorite season. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1303 Oh, thank God. They're just dressed like lumberjacks. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1304 Yes, I know. It's as though Bob Ross was right here... 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1305 They're cute together, but I think he'd look better in a double-knit. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1306 TINDER! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1307 Hey Poplar, I'm getting used to those hideous un-tucked shirts. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1308 I think they are plaid huggers. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1309 One less lumberjack to worry about. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1310 I love it when plaids come together. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1311 I remember when we were young and sappy. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1312 This is a great example of how gentrification is a good thing. There used to be flying monkeys and a really wicked witch in this neighborhood! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1313 I wish I could put my branch around your trunk like that. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1314 Don't pay attention to the mocking laughter. They're snycamores! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1315 Flannels, falling leaves, new found love...Fall 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1316 All they need now is a swarm of bees to carry their pollen! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1317 I never thought I'd be happy to see a lumberjack shirt. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1318 Let's not come to this park anymore. I don't like these catcalling trees. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1319 People who love each other is a beautiful sight. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1320 Great, they didn't notice us! Back to the ship! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1321 Young love,....it always stirs my sap! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1322 Relax, honey, when he's impeached it'll be the most glamorous and brilliantly choreographed and costumed impeachment in human history. You'll love the spectacle! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1323 Seems a shame to warn them about the flying monkeys. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1324 Don't you love the patterns this time of year? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1325 I think I’m falling for this new hipster look! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1326 It's Spring and soon the Sap will be rising. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1327 It's a good thing that plaid is back in style, because their boots are so last season! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1328 ”Thanks for killing that Woodpecker! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1329 Siri, if these critters cross-pollinate, will they produce a bearded lady? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1330 He fell for her. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1331 All you do is bark at me. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1332 Two's company, tree's a crowd. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1333 let's leave them alone 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1334 Cialis, so you are ready for the moment! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1335 Look, actual heterosexuals. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1336 Their shirts have more colors than my leafs 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1337 See? Even lumberjacks fall in love. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1338 I'm going for plaid leaves next season... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1339 When did kids change from carving initials to carving emojis? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1340 Let's hope they establish some roots 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
1341 Remember whe they used to hug us that way? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1342 November 7, 2016 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1343 Aww, so consensual! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1344 Such a cute young couple. His leaves haven't even started falling off yet. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1345 Arbolitol, the key to happy living. Side effects may include vivid hallucinations. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1346 Remember when we were just young saplings in love? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1347 Sh..they think we're falling in love! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1348 And that's what it means for him to have wood. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1349 Since we're ginkgoes we know how they feel 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1350 "Did you fall for her? "You're barkin' up the wrong tree!" "Trees' company!" "She's pining for him!" ""Wood you be mine?" "They'll be in love fir-ever!" (Just a bunch of oak-sters!) 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1351 The trees are alive with the sound of...um, did you notice they were smiling? Let’s walk a little faster. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1352 I wonder why they haven't started to lose their leaves yet? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1353 You got to admit we're a happier message than the one from that burning bush. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1354 Don't worry your pretty little head. Once we clear this forest we'll have plenty of room for the new Amazon headquarters. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1355 Don't look back, but I think the ashes are checking out our asses. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1356 I love this time of year when the flannel begins to change. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1357 They seem to have lost their smart phones. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1358 A happy treesome. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1359 The sight of 'young love', just makes me shed with joy!" 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1360 What do you think I should call my new brewery? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1361 I may be going out on a limb here but I don't think these two will ever leave each other. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1362 They look like the perfect couple, if not for their checked past. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1363 I always knew Dorothy would wind up with someone nice. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1364 I hope they choose you. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1365 What a sap! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1366 They are like you and I, mostly water. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1367 All's right with the world. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1368 Did you hear that? They admire our sangfroid. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1369 Love Warning: This drug may cause heart palpitations, sweaty palms, accelerated breathing, euphoria and death. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1370 Al Gore's wet dream. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1371 Aww, ain't love grand? At least until he announces he's transgender! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1372 I love this time of year as the red, yellow and orange flannels appear, as if, overnight. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1373 'I love watching them change to flannel.' 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1374 Isn't it wonderful how two people can be in love and still be wearing plaid? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1375 There is nothing like love between two arborists. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1376 Don't worry. They aren't real lumberjacks. They feel the need to look one this time of the year. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1377 It's the autumn of their discontent. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1378 Everyone was happy until they decided to carve their initials in a heart 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1379 Can't wait for the serpent to show up! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1380 Damn roots! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1381 She's cheating on him. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1382 Awh, she's pregnant - I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as these three 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1383 You're the third prettreeiest person on this path. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1384 They make such a lovely couple now but that's just because plaid flannel shirts are still in style 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1385 Your internship is going well. And between you and me, we never had sex or anything like that did we. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1386 Our parting of the ways has brought them together. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1387 Lets grow apples and get them kicked out of the garden. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1388 These flashbacks are a lot more pleasant than we thought they would be. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1389 yes dear your divorce lawyer stabbed me in the back too 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1390 We are doing our bit on CO2 reduction. Are these two planning on making more producers? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1391 I think they have cross pollination in their future, judging by their shirt of course . 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1392 What do you think of the title "The Joy of Painting" for my new show? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1393 Carve what you just said on me. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1394 Different plaids! They won't last until spring. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1395 Don't you just love seeing two humans in love? It makes me leaf. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1396 Who ever thought our lives would turn out as good as a blood pressure medication commercial? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1397 Timblr is quite popular out here. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
1398 Plaids or checks? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1399 They grow up so fast, don't they? At least, compared to us, anyway. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1400 They look sweet, but I wouldn't be that age again for anything. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
1401 I think they turn sunlight into plaid! 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1402 There's just something about checkered shirts in the fall that makes me shed a leaf. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1403 November is such a fine month for flannel-peeping! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1404 Oh Maggie, Maggie, if only we were human. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1405 The fall flannels are lovely this time of year, so mellow and gorgeous. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1406 Love is a many splintered thing. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1407 Did you ever feel like you were in a movie? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1408 Was Johnny Appleseed really your great-great-great grandfather? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1409 What a sap! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1410 Mobility is overrated. They'll never put down roots. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
1411 Awww. It's seems like just yesterday they were carving their names in my skin. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
1412 I love the smell of flannel in the morning! 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
1413 I hate you 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1414 Please tell Bob Ross we really ARE happy.... 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
1415 Zeus, is that you? I can't grab the Argonauts tonight. I told Katie we'd go for a walk today. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
1416 Imagine how awkward - four trunks, joined at the top, and moving. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1417 I speak for the trees: they clash. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
1418 The lovebirds will adjust to empty nest syndrome and fall in love all over again. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
1419 " Fertilizer " our future. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1420 Love is like that... assuming you have arms and legs. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1421 Awwww...this is the happiest I've seen him since that day he found a hundred yellow ribbons tied around me. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1422 Your shirts clash. Get off our walk! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1423 I wonder what their family tree is like. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1424 " I think I'm falling for you". 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1425 I love it when their colors start to change 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1426 Now that the hills are alive, we'll be hearing lots of music on our walks. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1427 I see a sapling in our future 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1428 It seems we are never alone. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1429 They're falling for each other, just like we are. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1430 They’re all bark, no bite. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1431 Notice the bright colors of the plaid jackets, Marge. I love the Fall, don't you? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1432 So sweet! Reminds me how happy we were before putting down roots. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1433 I love to watch the way their colors change in autumn. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1434 No cell phones! Give them a gold one. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1435 I’ll bet they finish shedding before us 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1436 Don’t you just love the humans’ fall colors? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1437 As usual, they are so happy about how colorful they are this time of year. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1438 Cross-pollination is a beautiful thing. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1439 I didn't know they made flannel untuckits. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1440 Bet they'd enjoy an outdoor wedding! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1441 They're so friendly. You think we can get them to grow us some money? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1442 This reminds me of the story passed down from my grandfather Hawthorne about being condemned to wear the badge of a checkered past. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1443 They’re thrilled that Attorney General Sessions is so brilliant, heroic and inspiring. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1444 I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as these two. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
1445 Don't you just love those Fall colors! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1446 They even have the same lumberjack look... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1447 I think his name was Luther. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1448 Keep walking and don't look back. Those trees have fucking faces 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1449 Are we in heaven or a Bob Ross painting? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1450 What a perfect ending for my Modern Love column! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1451 Awww, they're just like us when we were young - so sappy. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1452 They may have feet, but we can leave when we want. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1453 Our new property has 10 acres, let's leave these five trees up for hammocks. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1454 Aww...recycled napkins! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1455 Yesterday, I heard them singing"younger than springtime" 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1456 It's fun to watch them grow over the years. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1457 Ah that makes me so sappy 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1458 I thought should she was barking up the wrong tree with the other guy. Looks like she had the sense to leaf him. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1459 Now I see why God gave them upper limbs. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1460 Ah, sweet mystery of life. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1461 She's cuter than the last one he brought by. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1462 Common side effects include dizziness, headache, and upset stomach. Tell your doctor if you experience arboreal hallucinations. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1463 I wish we were in their shoes. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1464 'awww...remember when we were saplings?' 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1465 Let me know when you're ready to carve your initials. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1466 Just keep smiling and maybe they won't cut us down. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1467 Plaid! Don't you love autumn! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1468 If one of us were to fall would they hear us? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1469 Look at them, one of the very few that have avoided divorce. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1470 They will be together until she decides one of his limbs is too close. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1471 Reminds me of us before you made like a tree... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1472 My favorite time of year is always peak flannel peeping season! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1473 Yes, love. If a tree falls in this forest, it will definitely make a sound. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1474 I'm so happy we're falling for each other all over again 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1475 Let's get out of here -- I don't want to have tell my shrink that I've talked to trees. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1476 They're just plaid about each other. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1477 We're rooting for you! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1478 I love it when the hairs change. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1479 Spies in our microwaves? Plants in trees? The one on the left reeks of sap and vodka, Da comrade? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1480 I THINK IT'S TIME TO SHAVE 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1481 Nice shirts. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1482 It’s that feeling when you know the birds have migrated south and there won’t be a tweet for months. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1483 When I graduate I’m going to teach people how to paint on public television 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1484 We could do the arms around part, if they'd just stop pruning. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1485 Bet they won't make it to 100 years like us. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1486 It's a shame dogs are not allowed in the park. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1487 It does feel like we're in an erectile disfunction ad. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1488 Hardly a leaf to rake, since we gave them permanents. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1489 It’s nice to see them enjoying a moment of non-harassment. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1490 Let's see what happens when their leaves fall off. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1491 I told him to branch out but he insisted on Twiggy 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1492 I can't help it if I stare! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1493 For some reason, Trump, North Korea, and global warming just don't seem like such a big deal since Kelly and Jason moved to Denver. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1494 I don't think we should meet like this anymore.The trees are laughing at us. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1495 And they turn delightful shades of blue as the season cools. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1496 Told you we weren't close enough to double date yet. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1497 I thought you said check mate was the end? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1498 Kinda makes you want to turn over a new leaf. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1499 If he kisses her... fwump... there go all my leaves. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1500 ...she loves me not... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1501 Cute -but our relationship is deeper rooted. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1502 I hope they lay down roots, like us. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1503 Yes, it is pretty remote. You can see they don't know Obama left the White House. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1504 we used to be like that until you grew away from me 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1505 What a hugger! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1506 Do you think their foliage will fall off again? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1507 How sweet, she's stealing his wallet. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1508 I always tell my students to first take a stab at it. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1509 If they start throwing apples we might find the Tin Man...... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1510 Next year, we'll have new leaves, and they'll just be a year older. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1511 Isn't it amazing how many people are willing to pay for the 'Park Without Trump' experience? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1512 So the City Council voted unanimously against the dog park proposal. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
1513 I told you they'd com back, Sid. It'll be the '80s all over again. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1514 Honey, have you noticed if I'm losing my hair? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1515 Even with Jurassic Park's success, Devonian Arboretum attracted few visitors. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1516 Mid-November, 2020. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1517 Adam and Eve finally found clothes no more leaves 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1518 Aw, don’t those two just chloro-fill your heart? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1519 If we couldn't mingle our roots, I bet that's how we'd show affection, too. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1520 Have you been carving smiley faces on the trees 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1521 I hear that hipsters will be switching to tweed soon. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1522 Very sweet. But watch, he'll be ignored in the winter when he loses all his foliage. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1523 if she falls for him I'll leaf you alone 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1524 Thankfully the lumberjack is too distracted by love to chop us down. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1525 Don't you just love their autumn plaids? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1526 Lumberjacksonly.com; Because when you find love, we're all happy. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1527 What are we selling here? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1528 Wow, they aren't even tweeting! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1529 I only date trees half my rings. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1530 You know, I kind of like the Bunyans on the weekends. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1531 Now, is this the husband or the new boyfriend? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1532 I told you. It is never too late to be in love. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1533 Remember when plaid and checks didn't go together? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1534 I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as plaid. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1535 Don't show 'em any apples yet. The snakes are running late 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1536 Don't worry, they're only dressed like terrorists. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1537 If God had wanted them to be together, he would not have them wearing two plaids. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1538 In 10 years this will probably be remembered by her as assault 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1539 Third guy this week! Isn't love grand!! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1540 It was such a tiny dose I honestly feel no different. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1541 I think they want us to leaf. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1542 It seems like just yesterday she was sitting under my boughs and swiping right.... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
1543 I’ve fallen for you too. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1544 We should pull up roots and join them. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1545 Sweet...they don't need to carve their names... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1546 Sure they're smiling. I didn't bring my dog. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1547 I hate the "Giving Tree". 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
1548 Whose woods are these? Who cares??? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1549 Feels like your branch of the family is stalking us. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1550 Okay, Now I'm in my happy place. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1551 Welcome to Pharmlandia! Side effects may include nausea, insomnia and decreased libido. Onion rings or garden salad $1.99 extra. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1552 'Tis the season! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1553 Yes,I wrote the op-ed about Jack the Ripper being irreplaceable? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1554 They're so happy because, for them, there aren't any bees involved. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1555 What happens when he leaves?” “Bad pun. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1556 I think I'm fall in love. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1557 Let us not leaf to conclusions... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1558 You know, once you get past these trees, you can really see the forest! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1559 So romantic! Don't tell them about their conscious uncoupling in 2023. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1560 This time of year is always so damn sappy 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1561 Awww, I wish I was in a relationship now 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1562 Nature and plaid little happy little sad. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
1563 My bark is worse than my bite, Sweetie! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
1564 You know, it's not all bad. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1565 In Stephen King's least successful novel, haunted trees watch and smile at passerby's in a small New England town. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1566 How cute. They're going to make baby lumberjacks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
1567 If he's 34 and she's 14 in a forest, does anyone know? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1568 Our relationship needs some distance, just like these trees. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
1569 Definitely NOT deciduous! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1570 They're even cuter when they hold hands from separate bathtubs. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1571 Isn’t flannel season beautiful? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1572 It IS kind of sickening! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1573 I just love seeing people fall in love this time of year. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1574 I know, they don't fall; they're rejected! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1575 The wind blows in many directions, but only god can make a tree. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1576 Everyone loves plaid! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1577 I'm a pushover for sappy things. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1578 Doc takes call at home from patient’s mother: “Try using the code word ‘Banana’ to calm him.” 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1579 If a tree smiled in the forest and no one saw it.... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1580 Love is all you seed. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1581 It realize love is in the air, but I wish they would make like a tree and leaf. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1582 Beard season is upon us 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1583 I hope they never grow apart. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1584 With beards like that it's no wonder we shed our leaves! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1585 Thank God he chose her over the dog. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1586 L.L. Bean's Siamese Twins Fall Collection. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1587 I talk back, but they don't listen to me. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1588 They sure cleaned this place up after Dorothy, and Toto left. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1589 He looks like ME! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1590 Do you think something might have been up with the mushroom risotto? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1591 In a few years I'll be able to hold your trunk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1592 The Animal Kingdom is awesome. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1593 Mama and Papa always said that I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1594 They’ve been together since she made him join Axeaholics Anonymous. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1595 Being rootless doesn’t seem like a total disaster ... I wonder if that’s just fake news? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1596 They're so much happier now that Elphaba is gone. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1597 Sure, we have a tough winter ahead to endure. But six months from now we'll be in the middle of the rebirth vibrance and hope. Such is the natural cycle of life here in Washington, D.C. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1598 Pretend you didn't see them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1599 Congratulations.. Voted the worst Caption Contest Cartoon.. since the invention of the printing PRESS.. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1600 I think he's going to leave her.... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1601 Thank goodness they're not barking at each other. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1602 Sure they’re smiling- they don’t know about the cord of wood we just ordered. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1603 I twig that they are going to branch out and tie the knot. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1604 This is a spectacular spot to watch the plaid shirts and grey hairs stroll by in the fall 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1605 You have to love that old, classic L.L. Bean-catalog look. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1606 It's only downhill from here! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1607 "You create love and happiness all around you" ... nature agrees. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1608 Look at them, they aren't stuck just playing footsies. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1609 I don't know Ken, I'm late. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1610 It's a lot more peaceful around here since Paul joined Tinder. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1611 Aren't they sweet - they're falling in love. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1612 I'd like to, but I plan on running for office some day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1613 Bet they fully shed before we do. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1614 I guess there'll be some new tree huggers soon. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1615 It must be nice to be able to leave whenever you want. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1616 I feel like were being watched... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1617 Now that we've both transgendered, who buys the groceries? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1618 On a day like today, I can almost imagine that he was never even nominated. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1619 Let's not tell them that I'm a lumberjack. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1620 Have you noticed ? No kids, no phones, just us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1621 I wonder if he misses her most when autumn leaves begin to fall? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1622 Totally clueless about the lost art of carving hearts and initials. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1623 Cialis. Because you never know when the moment is right. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1624 I think I'd like a divorce. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1625 Scientists still have no idea why certain plaids make trees in South Dakota smile. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1626 Sometimes I wish our relationship was as rooted as theirs... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1627 Honey, I think even the trees know our marriage is a sentience for life. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1628 Don't you just love watching the patterns change? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1629 I'll always root for a sappy love story! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1630 Tropes, you see those leaves falling. They're not gliding by in pairs. This is nature and my papa been was a rolling stone. Chill, I can't be marrying you. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1631 So you see, son, when the Mommy seed and the Daddy pollinator get really close, then a baby tree is born. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1632 Someday, I will be able to wrap my limb around you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1633 My, what an idyllic scene we've helped to create. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1634 If they really wanted to pollinate, they'd just stand here and let the wind do its thing. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1635 Kiss her already!! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1636 The trees are so nice this time of year. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1637 New Love: the perfect reason for shedding our leaves. Better than last week when they were jogging through here with their nasty dogs. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1638 They look happy. Let's leaf them alone. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1639 United they stand. Divided we fall. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1640 Those Barney's flannel shirts, the earthy tones, the planned unkemptness, the heir of entitlement. Don't you just love yuppie season? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1641 I don't love you anymore, but isn't this a nice place? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1642 When you drain the chlorophyll, that's what's left. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1643 Romance, love, and they’ll probably be buried together which means more fertilizer for us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1644 I see you are wearing your PBS shirt! Small checks! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1645 May the trees be my witness: This hand on your shoulder? It's friendship, not harassment! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1646 Ah, takes me back to 1975. Our first cross-pollination! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1647 I look forward to those peak plaids every autumn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1648 This is my favorite time of their lives, when the hair color starts to turn. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1649 Organic tree-huggers. No name carving! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1650 Do you feel like we’re being watched? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1651 I just wish they would stop following us. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1652 He told her he is going to be knotty with his woody tonight. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1653 It would just be nice if you'd listen more. I feel like I'm talking to the trees. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1654 Note, this if for last weeks in case no one came up with it , from our 11 year old Son, " Must have been important" , relating to the knife in the back with note. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1655 Ah sweet love ... reminds me of Adam and Eve. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1656 They're not really lumberjacks. They just dress like them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1657 Oz can turn on you; I think we’re better off in New Zealand. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1658 I love it when their hair turns gray. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1659 Their wearing next season's colors. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1660 I love fall; we get to see the humans' changing of the flannels. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1661 You were so right, honey. I am much happier without my balls. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
1662 Do you think they put the "Kick me" signs on each other? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1663 But how do they propagate if they don't plant a cutting or two? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1664 Looks like they broke out the axe-murderer costume for Halloween 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1665 Always bittersweet to see the flannel this time of year. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1666 They can be cute when you get them out of Brooklyn. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1667 Happens every year about this time. They put on heavy clothes so you can't tell which is which. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1668 Hey, check it out. He's sporting wood just like us! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1669 John and Sally, sitting in a tree, they're way to heavy for, you and for me! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1670 The Happy Little Trees are my favorite part of Bob Ross forest. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1671 I'd tap that. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1672 I love this time of the year, when people wear their bright fall colors. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1673 Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1674 Ah, Paul Bunyan finally retired. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1675 The bird, the bees, and the trees. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1676 It warms the roots to see a couple falling for each other. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1677 Did you hear that? He finally wants to set down roots. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1678 Awww...just like an erectile dysfunction commercial. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1679 It makes me so happy when two plaiddicts find each other. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1680 Larry and Linda Bean love autumn. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1681 He turned out okay, but I still haven't forgiven him for carving these goofy faces into our trunks when he was a kid! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1682 Again, lovers fall in love when we leave fallen leaves fall in the Fall 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1683 Maybe some day you and I can be as close to each other. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1684 It took someone like you to make me see there is love in an algorithm, if you know where to click. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1685 Watch what they do next. They don't even need bees. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1686 I think the Douglas-fir back there was flirting with you. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1687 He's not carrying a knife. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1688 Isn't Fall romantic? You, me, the leaves, and LL Bean? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1689 Time flies. I remember when they were just saplings. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1690 They're so cute, but will they be able to establish any roots? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1691 My leaves blush red every time they pass us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1692 Lumberjack couple embrace before murdering unsuspecting trees and burning their corpses. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1693 It's so rare these days...to see them holding each other, rather than cell phones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1694 They need to give each other more space 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1695 I guess those trees haven't checked Twitter this morning. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1696 Remember our footloose and fancy free days? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1697 It almost makes me want to forgive them for carving their initial in me years ago. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1698 They're dioecious, too! But they can't make nice berries...just babies. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1699 They can't make berries! Just babies. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1700 Do you think someone's watching us? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1701 That reminds me. Have we gotten our LLBean catalog? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1702 Has your timbre changed? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1703 Don't you hate them for carving these stupid faces? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1704 Bob used to say, "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1705 I'm glad the lumberjack found something else to put his mind to. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1706 I know I should say something inspirational, but I got nothin'. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1707 They're falling just like us! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1708 Reminds me of when we were just saplings. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1709 This may sound corny, but I've fallen for you in a big way. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1710 Ooh, honey, maybe you could grow a beard like he has! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1711 Look at them, so cute...they have no idea hipsters are going out of fashion. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1712 Aw! Isn’t that sweet? And they haven’t even started rooting yet... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1713 Maybe in 300 years, WE'LL be able to entwine our branches. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1714 Sappy, isn't it? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1715 Can you imagine looking so similar to someone else? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1716 It is odd—normally they're grumpy this time of year. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1717 And he thinks HE's the wolf. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1718 Hello Daily Chronicle? this is the mayor. I’d like your reporters to please quit stabbing me in the back everytime they write something about me! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1719 Fall's well that ends well. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1720 That sure was sweet how they carved their initials into you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1721 I don’t know how much longer I can keep this ‘happy tree’ movement going. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1722 Last night when the park was empty, the old oak tree fell and it didn’t make a sound. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1723 Time for another round of “Guess That Pharmaceutical Commercial.” 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1724 Haha! Clothes. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1725 Isn't it fun being divorced? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1726 Soon the hipster will be decorating his beard for the holidays. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1727 They're so cute when they put down roots. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1728 That's why they call it 'falling in love!' 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1729 Such a Rossian afternoon, no? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1730 Even the trees have eyes. Just act natural. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1731 His flannel shirt reminds me that the dead of winter is fast approaching. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1732 So sweet, they don’t know that we sold the lot to developers 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1733 I just love the clean brisk air, the flannel shirts, the colorful leaves, the pathetic fallacy. 1.1489 0.07437 47 43 1 3
1734 The days grow short when you reach Septeember 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1735 See, even the trees think we should be more than just friends. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1736 The fall colors are nice this year. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1737 The bad news is that she clearly wants a divorce. The good news is that having scoliosis finally paid off... 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1738 Trees smile because they don't have to rake. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1739 Young love. I hope they are together when they get to be our age. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1740 Now there's a lovely couple who can see the forest for the trees. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1741 Remember a time when it was not just a walk in the park? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1742 Of course it’s nice for parents to see it happen, but I do hope he pops the question soon so we can get out of this ridiculous costume. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1743 Vegans murder plants, Stanley—I'm a Breatharian! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1744 I'm always glad when I see happy little people. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
1745 0h, Joyce, I think that I shall never see a tree mote lovelier than thee. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
1746 Though sorely tempted to make a sarcastic comment about how love never lasts, I resist the New Yorker impulse and just say: it makes me happy to see people in love. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
1747 Ah, don't you wish you could hug them back? 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
1748 Just ignore the talking trees, someone must've gave them too much fertilizer. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
1749 Tree for Two 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
1750 D'ya think he's got a woody? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1751 So this is your happy place? I was thinking Bali. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
1752 As we drop our leaves, it may induce him to lose that horrid beard. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1753 Ok, Google, this is getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1754 Oh, look, they're wearing Timberland... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
1755 Look, it's fall and THEY'RE not losing hair... though he seems to be covered in moss. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
1756 Remember when we were just saplings and their grandparents walked down this lane! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1757 That's us in a hundred years. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1758 Don't worry honey. Just old college friends.... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1759 It’s so adorable when they pair-bond. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1760 Have you heard about this new anti-depressant? It has no side effects! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1761 ...and to our credit: their sappiness comes from us. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1762 Let's shed our leaves and show them how to do it. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1763 T think they'll have great sex after Treealis. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1764 Trees R us ?? Love you! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1765 Untucked and in love. How very, very ... now. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1766 “I just love it when the Fall colors come out. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1767 Don't you just love plaid. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1768 Wearing flannel is so country 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1769 Wow! That's what we were like before we saw the wizard! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1770 They look so happy together. I wonder what secrets they're hiding from each other to maintain that joy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1771 Smile and stay calm, Norm. They may seem cute, but they’re dressed like lumberjacks. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1772 They look sappy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1773 Times like these are rare...I love you. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1774 Spring is in the air? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1775 At least they're better behaved than the neighbor's kids. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1776 Looks like the erectile dysfunction autumn ad season has finally arrived. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1777 Soon, they'll be putting down roots. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1778 She can't see the forest for the tease. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1779 I'm so relieved we decided to plant happy trees. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1780 Seems kinda late in the year for mating season. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1781 ??=???? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1782 You're now leaving Happy Forest. Have a nice life! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1783 Don’t you love their colours this time of year? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1784 I love it when they show up in those bright coloured clothes and walk among us every fall. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1785 Remember when WE were young lovers? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1786 Don't you just love seeing the colors of flannel shirts during Autumn? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1787 Like us, they’ll never leaf each other. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1788 I don't even care that I lost the bet now. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1789 There they are, in their little flannel shirts, the harbingers of-Fall 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1790 Imagine having sap rise year round! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1791 I do believe they are evergreens 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1792 Lovely. Too bad they fade so quickly. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1793 It's that time of year again: when their shirts get all ridiculous looking. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1794 Just keep smiling. They'll get theirs in the woods. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1795 I've never understood why they empty the nest, but save a nest egg. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1796 Now we are dating, what type of health insurance do you have? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1797 They’re turning mom into a custom headboard! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1798 You two look ready to put down some roots. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1799 We're in trouble if they think we're Dorothy and Toto... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1800 ... and you thought we were sappy. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1801 They obviously didn’t read the directions on spacing. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1802 That's it...you just keep walkin', lumberjacks. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1803 Makes you rethink self germination 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1804 I’ve been doing love therapy for a hundred years, all pro bono. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1805 Look, I guess we can Fall for each other too! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1806 Ah, the stunning fall plaids return. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1807 Hypothetically, their locomotion skills destabilizes their relationships? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1808 Reminds me when we were just young saplings. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1809 Remind me -- which trees have smooth leaves and are sentient? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1810 A creepy tranquility surrounds true believers in the Trump administration. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1811 Let's steal their underwear! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1812 I see them bloom For me and you And I think to myself I hope he has her consent 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1813 I feel sorry for them. No roots. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1814 Pay no attention. The're all bark and no bite. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1815 How do they twist their branches like that? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1816 Oh, Leif....I think he finally asked her to put down roots with him! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1817 We better dial back on the Xanagro. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1818 Mate like a tree and leave. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1819 They're almost as sappy as we are. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1820 Add erectile dysfunction to the list of reasons why I would never want to change places with a human being. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1821 Those shoes look like a fam. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1822 'That young actress will go a long way.' 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1823 I never acknowledge them. They just want money for chlorophyll. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1824 Sure they provide shade in the summer, but the eight-story parking garage the firm is building will work year round. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1825 Ah, reminds me of our days as seedlings, doesn't it? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1826 Looks like we won't be the only ones putting down roots. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1827 Look how happy those trees are. You see? I told you the nuclear fallout wasn't all bad. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1828 Remember when they met while playing hide and seek around us. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1829 Between you and me, they've got a hard road ahead. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1830 I hate to see them go, but I love to watch them leaf. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1831 For a second, I thought that dude was wearing goggles. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1832 I see the similarity to us – she leaves because he's a rake. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1833 You're right – I'm imagining things. Trees don't really have faces and emotions … but, neither do cartoon characters. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1834 Groom? He's not even trimmed. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1835 We'll outlive them. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1836 I love autumn and the falling of the lovers. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1837 You see, Maple? It's ok to match each other. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1838 Whew. For a second I thought he was a lumberjack. Just a millennial. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1839 Hey, how 'bout you and I cross-pollinating later? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1840 Following the yellow brick road is actually kind of creepy. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1841 I’d say your revenge plot against the woodcutter is going exactly as planned. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1842 What a beautiful day---Let's do a Google search and try to find the kids. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1843 There's some nice fall color on the humans. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1844 Wouldn't it be romantic if they got beaten and robbed and buried right next to us? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1845 It's a good sign we both like seasonal plaids, don't you think? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1846 Awww... it’s cuffing season! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1847 They must have received our contribution to The Nature Conservancy. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1848 Too bad they can't wrap their roots around each other like we're doing? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1849 I believe that much unseen is also here. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1850 They look like they're about to put down roots! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1851 You would think the CIA would be more subtle. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1852 It hurts when they carve smiles! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1853 When the giant Broccoli Aliens discovered Jim and Mary were vegans, they no longer came in peace. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1854 Look like they are ready to put down roots. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1855 Remember when Donald Trump was just some egomaniac on a reality show we didn't watch? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1856 No, Dorothy. Ents aren't real. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1857 You know it's fall when they wear their Pendletons! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1858 You should see them in the spring. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1859 Ignore them. They're just a drug flashback from when we watched Fantasia. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1860 The world is better without color 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1861 A couple more leaves and I think he will pop the question. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1862 Ahh! Had she won, they would hug us now. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1863 Be-leaf me when I tell you, we're still rooting for humanity. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1864 Sure, they seem nice enough now, but they'll eventually turn on you. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1865 Not lumberjacks, just hipsters! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1866 Of course I'd never leave you. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1867 You’re just an old sap. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
1868 I'm so glad they walked though the week we are the Enchanted Forest. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1869 You know what they say: hate the lumberjack, love the shirt. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1870 Every little Breeze seems to whisper Louise. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1871 Awwww...lumberjacks in love! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1872 I love this time of year, when all the colorful fall flannels are out. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1873 They've known each other since elementree school. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
1874 I love strolling through the Bob Ross Memorial Forest. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
1875 I lost count. Is the 5th or 6th guy since summer. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1876 Ah...to be rootless again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1877 Don’t be such a birch. This may not be poplar, but they look pretty evergreen to me. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1878 They look like nice people, but I'm so not into plaid. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1879 Ah...gentrification... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1880 ...sure, they seem okay now, but let's see how they do in winter 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1881 Yes, dear, as soon as I can find a mirror. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1882 I am so glad I moved. Everyone seems a lot happier here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1883 How sweet...in the autumn of their years too! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1884 They're smiling now , but just wait until they realize we're looking for firewood. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1885 They are cute but, clashing plaids doesn't bode well for a long term relationship. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1886 Nice to see saplings getting along. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1887 Awww, look Robert! Young love. They're so cute at that age... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1888 Leaves are leaving and they're falling for fall. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1889 Keep walking, it's just a couple of reporters turning over a new leaf. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1890 I remember when those two were mere saplings. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1891 "Even your elders are happy for us". 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1892 it won't last 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1893 I love the colors of flannel. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1894 I think she's Falling for him. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1895 I don’t think the Trunks know winter is coming. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1896 I've a feeling she's taken her back stabbing too far. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1897 I'm just thinking the whole men's and woman's plaid theme may have been a mistake 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1898 It turns out all they needed was to be in a commercial for antidepressants to get over their depression. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1899 How sweet...I heard he's gone out on a limb for her. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1900 Autumn in the New Yorker 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1901 I told myself I wouldn't leaf. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1902 So far, touching her on the shoulder is still ok. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1903 The Ents applaud a proportionate plaid to plaid ratio. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1904 The original words were "Every little trees seems to whisper Louise" but it just wasn't grammatically correct. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1905 Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree is much less deranged when reimagined with a second tree and a second person. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1906 The way things are going out there, I hope someone burns the wardrobe we came though. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1907 They met at the Gap. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1908 Best trail to see seasonal hipster foliage. Look at the burnt amber in that beard. And those flannels! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1909 Wonder if they'll ever branch out? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1910 But if you hadn't gone looking, there would be no place like OUR home. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
1911 I'm thankful for little things. Like when they don't painfully carve their initials into my flesh. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
1912 But I dont want another dog. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1913 Be careful, even the nice guys are part of rake culture. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1914 I'd really rather be walking on a warm, sandy beach. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1915 I hope she has had her shots. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
1916 I know I might be sappy but I enjoy seeing a couple in love. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
1917 Companionship 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
1918 Yes Karen, I received the settlement papers. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
1919 Those two make me beleaf in love. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1920 I hear 'woodsy chic' is hot this season. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
1921 Do you remember when we were their age? We fell in love in the fall too. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
1922 I love when the fall attire is in full bloom. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1923 It's funny how different things look when you're in love. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1924 Hey, you're finally losing some of that water weight! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1925 And then they administered the Narcan 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1926 I wish they'd leaf us alone. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1927 I'm such a sap for young love. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1928 See, George I told you “ not all humans wearing flannels are lumberjacks”! You’re right Gorgè, some are just uber practicable and have found an effective way to wear pajamas all day! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1929 Don't you wish we had potassium ion channels so we could go for a walk too? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1930 How come we can't walk like that. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1931 I love how romantic humans get this time of the year. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1932 And I thought I was sappy in the fall. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1933 Ah, those were the days before we put roots down and had to leave it all the time. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1934 Remember when they weren't so damned nosey? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1935 I've got it! Let's branch out. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1936 Do you think we'll ever be that close Margaret? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1937 Honey, where did you put the shopping list? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1938 I love fall. Their shirts get so colorful! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1939 I'm sorry, but this is personification taken to the extreme! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1940 The trick is to stay in love while you grow apart. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1941 She’s the new girlfriend. See how they change with the seasons? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1942 I'd love to be able to keep a full head of hair like that year round. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1943 Awww, Tulip, this takes me back to the first time we held roots. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1944 I can't help but feel like we're always being watched 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1945 I like his hair. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1946 Hey, plaid flannel shirts! Guess it’s time to drop some leaves! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1947 Sometimes, when we take our walks in our lumberjack shirts, it seems the trees are grateful we aren't carrying chainsaws. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1948 I hope they settle here and plant some roots. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1949 Life is beautiful until the leaves need to be raked. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1950 Even the trees beleaf that I really Fall for you. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1951 Ahhh... my favorite time of year - Plaid! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1952 It's the autumn of their lives, too. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1953 No weeping willows here. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1954 I've known them since I was a sapling. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1955 Jackpot Jerry....we've got plaid...we've got flannel....we've got beard.......now don't mess this up....SHAKE IT 'TILL THEY RAKE IT!!! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1956 I think it was plain old fruit punch. Why do you ask? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1957 Margaret, why aren't you grieving? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1958 I know it's sappy but... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1959 Just think! In 50 years, we'll be together like that! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1960 They're sweet but I prefer tree huggers. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1961 He’s just a beard. She’s really a tree hugger. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1962 Call off the squirrels! She consented to his shoulder squeeze. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1963 D'ya think it's time we put down some roots? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1964 It's the fifth couple we've seen today. What is it about my leaves falling that brings this joy? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1965 Another win for big pharma! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1966 I would have said something as they passed but wasn't sure which pronouns to use. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1967 Of course you can hug one of the trees, Harold, but remember, no fondling or groping. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1968 They’re a cute couple, but those lumberjack tops are kind of creepy. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1969 Sometimes you need to look away from the screens. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1970 The way their branches are intertwined, can asexual reproduction be far behind? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1971 Just smile and try to fit in. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1972 They must not watch MSNBC. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1973 She'll never leaf him. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1974 in a few years this whole area will be under water ! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1975 Plaid has always been my favorite season. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1976 "Happiness is rooted in Love". 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1977 I get so sappy over this sort of thing. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1978 And they lived plaidily ever after. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1979 You can tell their age by counting the number of wedding rings they have. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1980 Aah...if she ever doubted his love, he said, once he buys her this land it'll be clear cut. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1981 You know they don't feel anything when we hug them, right? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1982 Parental bliss is when you leave the kids locked in the closet for a romantic weekend away rather than paying the babysitter a living wage. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
1983 Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1984 I so look forward to seeing them in their fall colours. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1985 Leaves schmeaves. They always return. But illusions walk this path just once. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1986 I'm thinkin' little acorns by Summer! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1987 They’re missing out on true love until they put down roots. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1988 I just love his hair! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1989 I love this season when the people's defenses change color and fall to the ground. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1990 Every Fall the trees just come alive. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1991 Love those tree-huggers; my branches are still shaking 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1992 Next time we see them there may be a sapling 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1993 Not only the hills, but the trees are alive with the sound of music. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1994 If a tree smiles in the woods and there’s no one there to see it, does it condone a fashion fail? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1995 Don’t worry, Bob. Tree-huggers are the new lumberjacks. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1996 And 9 months later a little lumbersexual is born. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
1997 Aww, and in a few years we'll be roasting alive in their fireplace to provide romantic ambience. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1998 Lets leaf these two alone 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
1999 Don't look now, but I think we're being watched. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2000 You walk ahead; I'm going to wipe that silly grin off their bark. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2001 Bet they’re dreaming about more than the occasional prune job! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2002 We're next, cuffing season has begun. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2003 At long last I see a poem as lovely as a tree. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2004 Beard, check. Flannel, check. Work boots, check. Axe, hahahahaha. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2005 I sold the Charlie Rose DVDs. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2006 Looks like a fashion stylist sold them a 2 for 1 deal! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2007 Do you want to play checkers? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2008 I guess flannels back in. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2009 i hope they don't think i'm groping you 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2010 It looks like the are enjoying their time at the North Pole, another Trump success. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2011 My favorite Fall color? Plaid. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2012 Yeah, it's Fall, but Love has no season. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2013 You'd never believe it's his 3rd wife. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2014 Bob Ross' grandson loves taking walks through his memorial grove. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2015 Are they laughing with us or at us? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2016 Maybe they're right - we need to branch out more..... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2017 I love feeling your root system near me 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2018 Falling on the ground is anytime better than falling in love!!! - Excerpts from the Life of a Leaf 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2019 Why don't we wait til spring? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2020 That's the guy that cut down Fred! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2021 With any luck, we'll soon have new humans to rake our leaves! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2022 They tiptoed through the tulips last spring. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2023 I bet those trees are holding roots beneath the ground. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2024 We ARE in Kansas Dorothy. These trees don't throw apples. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2025 let's leave them alone 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2026 Love is like carbon dioxide. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2027 Ah...looks like Dorothy and the Scarecrow finally got together... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2028 Oh the thrill of deciduous love! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2029 I wonder how they would like smiling leaves carved on their foreheads. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2030 Do I have something on my pants? I was wondering the same thing. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2031 Why don't they act like a tree and leave ? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2032 Yes, yes I did find the divorce petition you left me. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2033 When you wish upon a star, makes no difference how deluded you are..... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2034 Will you still love me when I stop wearing plaid? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2035 I hope these two pollinate. Even though they dress like lumberjack and lumberjill. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2036 I think they're cross pollinating now! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2037 I always thought the trees would throw apples at us, didn't expect them to be this nice. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2038 I can't wait for the day we finally start killing all the people. It's going to be awesome. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2039 Grab her by the leafy!! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2040 They both have a checkered past,I saw them this SPRING. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2041 MmmHmm, that dude IS handsome...I don't know why all humans don't shape their hair like us! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2042 Do you think they have even the slightest understanding of how those flannel lumberjack shirts make us feel? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2043 they can't see the forest for the plaids. sweet. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2044 Ahh...to be without roots... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2045 Like I would drop all this for a man. What am I, a deciduous? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2046 they may be happy now , but just wait until the fall 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2047 The humans are lovely this time of year. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2048 What happens in the wood, stays in the woods. Not a word will leaf our lips. Our silence is rooted, and our bark is muted. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2049 "A walking breathing Gap ad". 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2050 Sorry you're leafing. Hope you had a treemendous time. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2051 I just won't look at an apartment with a fireplace. Trees are just like people and you wouldn't burn up your friends, right? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2052 I think they could be the ones who planted us years ago...in a spring day in this park. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2053 Hey, @realDonaldTrump- Love beats hate. Happy! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2054 You know and I know the trees don't really have faces. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2055 Bill, you think these trees can talk? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2056 Don’t you just love peak flannel season? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2057 Check, mate! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2058 Oh dear, I'm so glad you finally got that job at the tree cutting company!" "Yeah, I can't wait to come back here tomorrow on the job to finally stop these trees from staring at us. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2059 1982: Bob Ross takes a stroll through a park and the phrase "Happy Little Trees" just occurs to him out of the blue. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2060 I’m so happy they’re cutting us down so we won’t see their demise. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2061 How time flies. I remember when they were just little kids. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2062 Love is in the air! The leaves are falling for the ground. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2063 Gosh, I think they liked us ! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2064 Don't look now, but the trees are smiling! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2065 How autumnal! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2066 Don't leave us or Poor humans, they just can't put down roots. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2067 My roots ache everytime someone walks on them. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2068 Public pollination! How daring! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2069 Oz is lots nicer now than it was back when I was a kid.. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2070 They say even fake smiles are healthy for you. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2071 There's a lot to be said for the way they "fall" too. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2072 Don’t you just love the fall? When they always change their colors and patterns and political leanings every year. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2073 Ah, peak hipster, don't you love this season? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2074 We're off to see the wizard...for health insurance. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2075 I love a good tartan - don’t you Maple? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2076 I don’t care what you think...their shirts do clash! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2077 Young love is so moving. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2078 You've never been sappier, hon. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2079 And they're reformed lumberjacks. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2080 Everything is seasonal. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2081 I know you’re just a student but I have so much knowledge and wisdom which can enrich your life. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2082 Don't be concerned. Their bark is worse than their bite. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2083 Isn't Portland fantastic? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2084 It looks like they are 'Breaking Plaid.' 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2085 I've branched out from being just a tree hugger. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2086 Something in the back of my head just tells me your a back stabber. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2087 This beats deer mating all to hell, as still have scars from that 10-point buck. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2088 I bet he'll never leave. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2089 Reminds me of the time a tree-hugger passed by. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2090 Joyce Kilmer's poem was overrated. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2091 Don't just love Fall when the flannels come out. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2092 Sometimes I think the tree wants to hug me back. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2093 " I think I'm falling for you". 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2094 You can relax, Gladys, they're not real lumberjacks. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2095 They're not really that happy for us; their wooden smiles give them away. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2096 Humans have a much shorter life span, it's cute to see how often they rush into things. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2097 Love this couple- they've sported every plaid but lumberjack. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2098 Ahhhh, plaid tidings 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2099 Aww, the Yellow Brick Road is looking more like Portland every year. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2100 Remember when optimism came naturally?" "No. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2101 Just ignore them. Everyone is nervous when they begin Lumberjack 101. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2102 Brings back memories when we first pollinated. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2103 November 7, 2016 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2104 That's John and his wife, they just retired as lumberjacks. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2105 May they live happily ever after in flannel. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2106 She's the plaid to his flannel. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2107 I wonder what’s happening on the internet. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2108 Babe, it really feels like we're being watched. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2109 I love watching the fall colors from Abercrombie & Fitch. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2110 It's true Selman they have to be together to have sex, and they abhor the wonderful poop we live on. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2111 Even the trees like our new plaid shirts, Ken! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2112 Sir, would you like a heart, a brain or some courage? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2113 Plaid, did you actually call that plaid? “That my friend, is flannel! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2114 I've always liked plaids. They're comfortable but not without some ambition. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2115 Our there on alternate universe X, Tina and Tim enjoy the calm of Fall 2017. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2116 I think they are both kind of cute. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2117 Plaids! I love the fall colors. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2118 How amusing is it that there will be no springtime for them? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2119 Our leaves are poisonous, but you can’t hear me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2120 Lights, camera, everybody look happy, this is a Viagra commercial, tress, you too, look excited, lose some leaves, and ACTION! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2121 Interested in a treesome? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2122 So glad you joined me during my eco-therapy. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2123 a family never falls far from the LLbean 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2124 Little do they know that you're cheating on your husband and I'm cheating on my wife. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2125 Being walked through by humans is pretty romantic, we should do it more often. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2126 Ah...how cute. I'm reminded of the days when I used to drop acorns. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2127 I love those autumn colors when their heads turn gray and the flannel comes out. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2128 So which tree do you think it is?" "Let's just avoid all apples. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2129 Happy retirement? I'm just glad the lumberjack retired, period. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2130 No, it's okay. They only LOOK like lumberjacks now. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2131 All is well until he bites that apple I gave her earlier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2132 I still think carving pumpkins is easier 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2133 The clock's ticking, bro, the early '00s are gonna come back reeeeeeal soon, all that cutesy shit, we're gonna get maaaaaaad paaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiid, I've been drunk since Thursday just thinking about it 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2134 The trees are smiling on us, laughing with their leaves. Dorothy never had it so good. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2135 Brrrrr. Plaid! Always makes me lose my leaves. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2136 You need to know what the whispering grass told me about them. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2137 Glad both sides of our brain agree: love is in the autumn air. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2138 Whew, it got shaky there for a moment. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2139 "These giant broccolis are perfect. Pretend like we're mid conversation and lovingly stare in space." #couplesgoal #healthyfood #candid 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2140 They have your DNA. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2141 I believe their relationship is rooted in mutual respect. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2142 I remember when they were just twigs 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2143 Isn't it nice that 99% of young men today have foliage too. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2144 There's nothing funny about this picture. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2145 I don't know why people are so against the anthropomorphication of our urban parks. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2146 True love is like us trees. Never gonna change. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2147 They do look a little familiar,but, I'm not really sure. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2148 I feel much happier now that we left weeping willow park. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2149 Honey, I know I say this every year, but THIS has been the best Arbor Day 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2150 Call me sappy, but I love this time of year. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2151 Remember when flannels meant lumberjacks? Now they're even sappier... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2152 Love and autumn leaves in the air. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2153 Do you have the feeling that you are being watched? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2154 We're not lumberjacks, and they're ok. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2155 I guess it's nice feeling a little lighter....in the beginning. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2156 Flannel used to mean lumberjacks, but now it means love. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2157 Their relationship has deep roots. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2158 I love the fall colors on those two. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2159 It must be global warming - plaid season comes later every year. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2160 Where are we? ; At the end of the trail ; But we just met. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2161 We would be board if we fell for each other. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2162 Plaid always reminds me of our Scottish roots. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2163 And to think...I got to date you without abusing my employer/boss positioning...or did I...well, who cares. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2164 They're definitely sappier than we are. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2165 I don't mind loosing my leaves, just glad to not be a fir tree... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2166 I can’t tree me lovin’ nobody but you for all my life. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2167 They’re look so cute walking together, our leaves will find love in the leaf pile. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2168 Great Hair! Why can’t we have Head&Shoulders shampoo. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2169 Should we split the other tab? Or are we good? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2170 Humans in love, isn't that sweet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2171 look! they are in bloom. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2172 Hopefully this is the last leaf he turns. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2173 Darling, I think you've gotten their approval. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2174 A simple kick me would have sufficed! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2175 Told you the woods are creepy. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2176 I am particularly troubled by the fact that my name was misspelled. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2177 It looks like they're ready to put down some roots. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2178 I know we live in a charmless suburban development, dear, but everything is SO nice 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2179 So how long does this usually last? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2180 I think the LSD is kicking in. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2181 Frank's Lawn Service added shrooms to their fertilizer. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2182 Way too much acid. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2183 Look Jerry, more philanthropists." "I love your work! I've got more CO2 than I know what to do with! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
2184 They totally plaid it right 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2185 I'm used to complementary nuts, not trees... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2186 Look! It's time for 50 Shades of Green. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
2187 Dorothy,even the way to "OZ" has become politically correct. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
2188 These are the trees that keep everyone from seeing the forest. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2189 Actually, when Bob Ross was alive these WERE little trees. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2190 Remember when we were strapping saplings? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2191 We didn't even have watermelon this summer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2192 So sweet! They make the sap run through my veins! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2193 Falling in love is my favorite season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2194 Even the trees know how beautiful you are. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2195 Chestnut, remember when we were young saplings. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2196 Look around--not a weeping willow in sight. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2197 Ah, the happy golden years. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2198 There smiling now, but when they lose their leaves they won't show their face. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2199 How did we ever grow so far apart Honeybun? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2200 see? the suburbs are just as much fun as brooklyn when you’re tripping on acid. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2201 It looks like there going to branch out. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2202 It's times like these you forget what they did to our fore fathers and mothers. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2203 I love the Universalist side of Unitarian-Universalist, don't you? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2204 C'mon, the joke wasn't that good 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2205 If they chop us down, how're they supposed to take their artsy pic? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2206 You can learn to differentiate Burlington hipsters from lumberjacks. Look — no axes. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2207 It's not pathetic and it's not a fallacy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2208 Where are our matching tubs when we really need them? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2209 Do you think they really know that flannel makes out colors change? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2210 My favorite time of year is when parents give their children permission to date 30 year olds. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2211 It's contagious my love, even the trees are Falling for you. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2212 Looks like they're getting ready to drop their leaves! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2213 Reminds me of when we were young saplings in love. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2214 Woody,I feel the love. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2215 Get the New Yorker online 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2216 You'll never make like a tree and . . .. Will you honey? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2217 Toto, I have a feeling that we’re not under 65 anymore. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2218 "Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass." (DJT) 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2219 Keep an eye out for the flying monkeys. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2220 Opioid trees 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2221 Before all the leaves have fallen, you will have forgotten everything you have just said. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2222 The trees must think I’m gonna get p-laid. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2223 I always look forward to plaid peeping season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2224 The one with the moss on his face TOTALLY reminds me of you. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2225 Leaving so soon? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2226 If ever I should leaf you . . . 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2227 I just Love all the bright gingham colors that come out in Autumn 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2228 I love middle aged colors. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2229 What were you saying about your immigration status? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2230 I think I’m finally ready to talk about the Russian connection. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2231 They look so pretty in fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2232 Cute, but I can't get over the fact they both wore plaid 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2233 And to think they used to throw apples. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2234 I wonder if he got permission from her parents before asking her out! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2235 Orange is the new plaid. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2236 I love fall but that lumberjack look gives me the heebeejeebees! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2237 I hope soon will be tree of us. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2238 Does too looks like Bob Ross! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2239 The reaction to hallucinogens is a little different at our age 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2240 Why do you suppose the kids dress like lumberjack these days? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2241 We're just about to Fall, too! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2242 Down winters path in tweed and plaid leads where? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2243 Aww, we’ve been watching those saps stroll since we were saplings! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2244 Those trees aren’t from New York! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2245 They make me feel releaved. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2246 I'm going to murder them. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2247 It helps me ignore L.L. Bean's politics ... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2248 Actually, Alice, four kids are enough. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2249 What could go wrong? Things last. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2250 I just love working in front of a green screen; don't you? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2251 I'm thinking of letting my leaves turn white this Fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2252 Well, I wasn't suggesting we make a tree. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2253 I'll bet ya a buck this one works.....second thought maybe not, Its the dude's plaid shirt and beard look? Bets off! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2254 They’re beautiful this time of year. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2255 So the silly graffiti on the trees was a waste of my time? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2256 I'm glad the catalogs arrived in time. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2257 Unlike the Wizard of Oz, we have no apples. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2258 Do you think they planned to match outfits or are just hipsters? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2259 “I was told we can be that close when we grow up”. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2260 Fall in Williamsburg is so festive now with Untucked Plaid Shirt Day. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2261 I just love seeing their colors change in the fall of life. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2262 I've become a plaid peeper. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2263 I hope they're still happy after their roots get tangled. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2264 See, shedding our marriage can be amicable. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2265 Love it. Let's try for a new look. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2266 I hope they put down roots. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2267 I can't tell exactly, but it feels like she wants a divorce. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2268 It took time for me to overcome the trauma, but thanks to those hipsters, I'm proud to say I'm no longer triggered by flannel shirts. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2269 Only seems like yesterday that we were those flowers in season. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2270 I'm not telling them we're breaking up. You tell them. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2271 I'm glad I didn't buy a paper. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2272 Will you still love me when I'm on Medicare? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2273 They'll be back soon with rakes. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2274 ...and those are what talking sticks are made from. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2275 Sure, we have a tough winter ahead to endure. But six months from now we'll be in the middle of the rebirth vibrance and hope. Such is the natural cycle of life here in Washington, D.C. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2276 It’s time we set down some roots. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2277 I love plaid-peeping season 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2278 It's sweet. Last spring they hated each other. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2279 I knew we's find happiness in the woods 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2280 Make like a tree, Bob. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2281 I'd turn back if I were you! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2282 I get the sense that everything is falling for you. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2283 Makes you feel a little sappy, doesn't it? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2284 DO YOU THINK TREE'S HAVE A LIFE? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2285 I give it ten years, fifteen if he hits the barbershop. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2286 Will you marry me if I promise to shave off my beard come Spring? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2287 Call me sappy, but ain't love grand? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2288 I could fall for you. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2289 Elllie, Ellie Frijole! Gotta love those woodsy outfits. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2290 They get romantic around us this time of year. Apparently our losing our leaves reminds them of discarding their clothes. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2291 Enjoy it now kids, autumn springs eternal. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2292 I'm feeling better, but I'm still feeling like I'm being watched 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2293 I remember when they were just young sprouts. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2294 Their lottle clothes are so cute this time of year. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2295 = As you went away the days grow long? - They know nothing about autumn leaves. Everyone knows the days grow short! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2296 They look happy now, but they always break up in winter 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2297 I don't know what it is but I just feel so at home here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2298 Here comes another wanna-be hipster couple, but where is the PSL? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2299 Don't worry, Woody. He won't chop us down. He thinks he is a lumbersexual this week. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2300 Logging hours with her instead of me, this will throw an axe in our relationship 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2301 "I hope they don't build around here, or else our great views are over!". 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2302 Don't worry, they're just lumbersexuals. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2303 Sweet Movember. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2304 Honey, it's deja vu again, as we stroll the same park an hour ago. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2305 Last week he was hugging me. Hope he don’t carve her initials in me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2306 Don't you love how the flannels change color in autumn? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2307 No... the moral of that fable was this: "If you walk down the path where trees once stood, you will forever dress alike." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2308 Trees have feelings too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2309 Legs and hair! Why didn’t we think of them? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2310 I'm proud they call us tree-huggers, honey. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2311 I love it when they're peaking. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2312 The beard changed his life and he never looked back. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2313 There's a bit of a rake if I ever saw one. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2314 Couples from Vermont are even more identical than we are. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2315 Their roots are showing. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2316 I love drawing tree faces with you . 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2317 They're even cuter than those two squirrels we saw earlier. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2318 See, that's why I almost don't mind going bald. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2319 I bet they can't see our faces through the forest. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2320 I just hope they don't stab me in the back and carve a heart with their initials into me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2321 Maybe it could be an adobe dream house. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2322 The hipsters are so colorful this time of year. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2323 Yes, I'm able to relax out here. . But I still feel like I'm being watched. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2324 Hey, welcome to the enchanted forest... prepare to die 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2325 Hey, welcome to the enchanted forest... prepare to die 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2326 Look! Fall is for lovers. Spring and full moons are just fake news. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2327 They're elmojis. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2328 That's how we used to look before we were turned into trees. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2329 I think that I shall never see A cartoon caption lovely as a tree. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2330 I've always loved the plaid season. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2331 So, they decided to turn over a new leaf. We both know what that means. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2332 I love when their tops change. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2333 I'll wager their sap is runnin' too! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2334 Who's woods these are I think I know. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2335 Honey, I do love you, but it's just that I'm gay. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2336 Two tree huggers walking down memory lane 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2337 I think L.L. Bean has taken the happiness theme a step too far. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2338 Finally, Hillary and Bill are going to act like a tree and leave. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2339 I hope they carve their initials in me! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2340 Jack and Mary decided they would rather live in this dream than wake up to another Trump scandal 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2341 They met at LLBeanlove.com. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2342 Looks like photosynthesis to me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2343 If we wear flannel and grow beards its like 2016 never happened. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2344 Do you have the feeling we're being watched? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2345 Logger shirts look so much better on hipsters. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2346 I'm trending on ecocarve.com with "Jack + Edna, 2017" photoshopped into my bark. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2347 I feel another nest coming! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2348 Hello honey, I forgot where you told me you put the grocery list. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2349 Why don't you ever grow a beard? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2350 I love this time of year, especially the change to flannel colors. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2351 Remember when the tree huggers conference was held in town? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2352 Forever plaid. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2353 Aww... Nothing funny here… Let’s move on.. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2354 I’m glad to see them sticking together. I’m rooting fur them! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2355 Don't you just love flannel? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2356 Ever since he met her, Paul Bunyan's been a much nicer guy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2357 The shirts are so colorful this time of the year! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2358 This dropping seeds business is for the birds. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2359 Don't you just love what they've done with the lumberjack look? So benign! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2360 Oh, Rootginia, the plaid stories of our sapling years were true after all. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2361 When do you think they will drop their leaves? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2362 You're welcome for the hair! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2363 Remember when we were just saplings? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2364 When you said lumbersexual, you didn't mean... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2365 And both of you will want to visit the Enchanted Boomer Shoppe at the end of the path. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2366 Even though we can't be as close as they are, I hope we're still as happy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2367 Remember when they were just kids and they carved their initials on you? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2368 Remember when we used to touch limbs? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2369 What a nice young couple, they haven't yet put down roots like us. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2370 All the wood loves a lover. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2371 This guy is a loser. I hope she dumps him. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2372 Who said anything about long-term insurance? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2373 It's almost as if Bob Ross is still with us. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2374 Leafs you sentimental ... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2375 Wood is a many splintered thing. Don't you mean love is a many splendered thing? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2376 Time to get naked. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2377 Awwwww, what is the site you use? I'm looking for tree of my own. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2378 Smile, I think their filming a drug commercial 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2379 They grow up so fast. I remember when they barely came up to my waist. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2380 Honestly? Yes, before we met at the Sierra Club, there were others. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2381 Should we be worried that they're lumberjacks? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2382 I'm so glad we planted that seed years ago. Look how their love has grown. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2383 Isn't that nice. The McDonald clan is dating the McVee clan. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2384 There I go, beginning to fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2385 This is the perfect spot to build our dream recycled shipping-container miniature living space. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2386 Do you still find me willowy? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2387 Whispering pines? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2388 just like the painting of Apollo and Daphne 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2389 I like how their branches intertwine. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2390 How romantic. Look at my leaves, I'm blushing. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2391 I think we're alone now...there doesn't to be anyone around... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2392 It's nice when they don't carve their initials on us. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2393 Ooooooh, a pair of flannel-breasted techies. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2394 All it took was a few hugs. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2395 Happy little trees 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2396 See now the plaid just doesn't work for me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2397 I love how the ones with wider checkerboards usually have extra leaves on their upper branch. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2398 They do have great chemis-tree! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2399 It's all so sweet pre-divorce. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2400 They're so beautiful when their hair changes color. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2401 All these leaves and she still hasn't fallen for me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2402 Do you ever think the universe is rooting for us? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2403 It's a trunk show. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2404 No worries, my love, our long term care insurance policy drops tree$/month. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2405 I love Fall; seeing the humans in all their furry plaid shirts again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2406 Fall shows us how beautiful it is to let things go! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2407 I think they're about to put down roots. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2408 Yes, virtual reality was invented by exactly such people--how could you tell? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2409 Nothing demonstrates true love by carving your initials on my back. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2410 There’s still hope for you Reggie - he’s losing his hair too! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2411 Their shirts don't match. I'll give them til spring. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2412 Happy trees annoy me. I wish I had an axe 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2413 It lacks a human element. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2414 Even the trees look happy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2415 So, you don't want me to carve our initials? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2416 Crisscrossing down Lover's Lane. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2417 I yearn for that day when we can entwine our limbs. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2418 It's like Adam and Eve, but G rated. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2419 Don't you love Fall in December? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2420 As I was saying about quantum entanglement theory .... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2421 Even though we have grown apart over the years, they have grown closer. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2422 Falling in love 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2423 Ted, do you see this trees with faces? They're cre--" "Just keep walking, honey. They want us to donate to Greenpeace. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2424 We are lucky we only go dormant after the autumn season. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2425 I've been meaning to tell you that I've been someone else. She's a psychiatrist and she told me to tell you that you really shouldn't be going out with me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2426 I really feel proud about shedding when people get red faces, too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2427 Even the trees are happy today 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2428 Makes you want to fall in love. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2429 Get a room. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2430 It's peaceful in no Twitter land. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2431 Dont't you just get the vibe that we're going to live happily ever after. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2432 Now if they can just find a couple of bees to pollinate them . . . 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2433 Look, Gladys, boy loves girl. She'll keep Shel from cutting us down. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2434 When all the leaves fall off, we'll be able to spot my parents sooner. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2435 Love’s always blooming. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2436 I've always wanted to live on a human-lined street! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2437 Poems are made by fools like me, but only.... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2438 Do I have permission to touch your roots? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2439 Every day it gets more difficult to deny that things are warming up. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2440 Aren't these the trees that Sonny Bono smashed into?" "Yes. He was a 'poplar' singer. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2441 Did you know that when trees feel thorny, it causes shedding? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2442 Ah that makes me so sappy 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2443 I'll bet they have wall to wall carpets everywhere. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2444 Yeah, I'm sure that radiation leak last year had no effect on the environment. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2445 Good. I'll mark it as paid. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2446 Every year right when we go into dormancy, the Flannel Shirts migration happens....it coincides evidently with their mating season, the male always in more brilliant colors... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2447 The surgery was a success but they killed me with the bill. (I thought the entry ended on Sunday) this is for the guy with the knife in his back 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2448 You say the message is in mirror writing so I won’t miss the point. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2449 Looks like plaid is hip again this fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2450 People use too many reds and blues on these scenes. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2451 Bill was an environmentalist and a self-proclaimed "tree hugger." While Nancy initially took this with a grain of salt, she started to worry he might have others on the side. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2452 Look at the butt on that" "Yeah, he must work out 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2453 It seems like yesterday that my beard was as lush as his. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2454 Aw...they've just decided start their own family tree! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2455 It's good to see a natural marriage. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2456 A couple of shady characters indeed. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2457 Joyce Kilmer obviously never met these two. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2458 No, they can't see our leaves falling! Love is Blind, remember. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2459 This Sierra Club engagement package is the BEST! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2460 It’s touching. Possibly inappropriate. But still touching. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2461 What do you think of my folks, now that you've met them? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2462 They're smiling now, but just wait 'til Christmas. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2463 Enough with the plaids... Earth tones in fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2464 What I wouldn't give to keep my full foliage in the Autum of my life... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2465 Going paperless makes me feel more loved. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2466 They will never leave each other; they have fallen in love. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2467 Seeing him like this you almost forget that he's a lumberjack. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2468 'Tis the season for Falling... in love or leaves. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2469 I’ll give you 5 to 1 odds 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2470 Ginevra de' Benci, you are not. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2471 I do enjoy the fall - plaid shirts turn such lovely colors! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2472 Sweet. Reminds me of an old chestnut. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2473 I’m so glad lumberjack plaid no longer means we’re getting the ax. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2474 Dorothy, it’s really nice to be back in Kansas 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2475 Yes, honey. I'd love to rake the yard when we get home. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2476 I wish I could go out on my limbs like that. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2477 Next year I’m definitely going to have my leaves turn in that plaid pattern you like! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2478 Love never leaves like the leaves on a tree ----- 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2479 Seeing a couple like that just leaves me leafless. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2480 Each November when leaves fall to their death I mourn my old grunge look. Now my flannels are from Amazon. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2481 How could our parents be so terrified of lumberjack shirts? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2482 In a few minutes they will be breathing heavy and we’ll be drinking co2 martinis. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2483 Sporting a lumberjack look doesn't mean trees are in any imminent danger. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2484 You're a fine poet, dear, but you must be wary of the pathetic fallacy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2485 Am I middle-class? Yes, but I've not seen the tax reform bill. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2486 Which one is the conservative? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2487 Sweet yes, but I predict a fall. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2488 Let's sway; they've decided to put down roots. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2489 We´ll be OK. They´re not the type to cut us down. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2490 Awww. He understands 'no'. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2491 Just leaf it to me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2492 Can't wait for The Happening. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2493 Why won't these trees leaf us alone? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2494 Canada. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2495 The first plaids of fall always make me she'd a few leaves. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2496 I’m not crying. You’re crying. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2497 Tom’s new girlfriend is such a peach! All his last one did was birch. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2498 We are like these trees, in our Autumn. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2499 Ah, to be Banyans. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2500 And I remember when he jumped out from behind you and flashed her. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2501 I wish we could walk together, branch and branch. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2502 Let's carve faces into more trees. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2503 Ah! Plaids, it's what I love about autumn! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2504 If only ... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2505 A man in power and his female subordinate. I love the chill of autumn. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2506 Sooner or later, they'll be putting down roots too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2507 That's you and me in two-hundred years. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2508 After we build the condo here, we'll never have to rake again... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2509 I wouldn't worry, this isn't the forest of Fangorn 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2510 Their trunks look like ours. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2511 If those two lumberjacks walk by us again, I'm gonna fall on them and be done with it. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2512 Tree Huggers always make my leaves blush this time of year. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2513 Nothing says Autumn like the humans wearing flannel. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2514 Its always wonderful to watch their colors change this time of year! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2515 If you look beyond the lumberjack shirts, they actually make a cute couple 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2516 They think they're on the path less traveled. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2517 They grow up so fast. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2518 Yes dear...no more twitter wars. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2519 Dorothy finally found a man..... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2520 Two's company, tree's a crowd. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2521 They grow up so fast. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2522 It's nice to know some traditions are still being maintained! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2523 I think plaid is more like evergreens. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2524 Just look at those two. It reminds me of last Fall when I fell for you. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2525 Remember when plaid was cool? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2526 Yep, you're dying. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2527 If an infinite number of cartoonists drew and infinite number of cartoons, would one of them have an infinite number of possible captions? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2528 Hello? pssst, over here! Did you say something honey? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2529 Bronte said, "Every tree speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2530 The realtor was right; locating on the less-traveled path really has made all the difference. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2531 From the time that I was a little seedling, I knew my destiny....and that was being a good eavesdropper. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2532 tree-wheeling at it's prime 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2533 We're so meant for each other that we're being recruited by every family tree. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2534 They're such a nice change from the Weeping Willows don't you think? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2535 I told you the best love is in the autumn of our lives. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2536 In a few weeks, couples strolling in the park will be in prime season! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2537 Aww look, the hipster mating ritual in full swing. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2538 This is the season to fall in love 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2539 I think they're about to cross-pollinate! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2540 I think they’re lumbersexuals and I’m scared” “Smile and sway. Smile and sway. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2541 I love their fall coverage the best... especially the colorful wool plaids. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2542 They are doing Fall better than us. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2543 I think the acid is starting to kick in, my love" "Who are you talking to? You're by yourself. Also this is all a dream; you died thirty years ago, remember? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2544 Being a tree is so much nicer on a Facebook homepage than in real life. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2545 The nice thing about being a tree is more than one autumn. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2546 I can shake that, baby. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2547 Can’t you feel it? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2548 This only makes sense if you color the trees. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2549 I'm leafing too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2550 I think that I shall never see - A hipster lovely as a tree. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2551 It's not funny 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2552 Is it Love? Or is it an ad for Trulicity, Jitterbug, Life Alert, or OldfartDating.com? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2553 No dear - talking trees do not make a sound when they fall and no-one is around to hear them 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2554 I don't know what it is, but I feel a connection with lumberjack shirts. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2555 Its a lot better than the weeping willows down the hill. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2556 Feel like holding roots? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2557 Every time I see them go by my roots get warm and fuzzy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2558 I could have that girl if I did not have the worst case of seasonal balding ever. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2559 Did you see last week's episode of One Tree Hill? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2560 You know Sally, they say trees have senses that few people are aware of. Wonder if that could be true? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2561 They don't even seem to notice we're dying back here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2562 Hope they don't throw apples 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2563 It's OK Jane. We're in my 'Happy Little Trees' painting. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2564 I'm glad that lumberjack dating app worked out for them...wonder what they're gonna do next on their date... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2565 Don't you just love the colors of those shirts! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2566 Really makes you think. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2567 Don't you just love plaid peeping season? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2568 Hey Leif, have you noticed how crowded the road less traveled becomes this time of year? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2569 I wish we could use our limbs like that! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2570 I am so glad they converted their fireplace to coal. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2571 Nice to see them taking time off from logging. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2572 You see that? They just stepped in it. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2573 No, I did not read the fine print. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2574 Awww . . . look at those love birds. You know what they say: "Birds of a feather flock together!" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2575 I love this time of year when the flannel shirts come out and the slow walks through the park. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2576 I'm glad you came back Dorothy. This place has a whole different feel since the Wicked Witch died. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2577 This is almost as good as a NY bagel with a schmear. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2578 The walls have ears too 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2579 Isn't better when they hug each other and not us! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2580 Oh Treety. What a cute couple. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2581 Lovely, yes but their plaids clash. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2582 Aww, come over here you! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2583 My divorce papers arrived! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2584 Gee, I wish we could do that! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2585 Hey, Larry. Let's comingle our branches like thee two. I've got wood ! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2586 Cover Art of 'A Walk in the Park - Stories of White Privilege & Heteronormative Values' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2587 Hey, Mary, do you want to carve our initials on them? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2588 Nothing gold can stay 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2589 They look like a good match . They both obviously like checkers . 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2590 Did we...did we find it? It’s the last cartoon without cynicism! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2591 They go together: plaid and simple. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2592 Don't kid yourself, their bite is worse than their bark. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2593 Would you mind if I wore a dress next time? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2594 I think the tree-hugging finally paid off. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2595 Aren't they cute? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2596 How sweet. Let's call the wind and fall on them. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2597 At least our Fall colors don't clash 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2598 Remember how we'd intertwine branches when we were saplings? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2599 I'd even settle for wearing tasteless plaid since they left off our bark 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2600 What note? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2601 How romantic. They met at the checkers tournament. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2602 I'd invite you home to sit before the fireplace, but I'm a treegan. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2603 It's like they turned all these brilliant colors just for us. Next year the pipeline will be here. Sad. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2604 They look real, too. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2605 Oh look she's groping him! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2606 Don't you just love the intricate patterns of their fall workshirts. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2607 Call me a sap, but I do like the emoji trees gushing over our first VR date. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2608 I love being in pharmaceutical commercials. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2609 I'm glad we carved our love for each other on these trees. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2610 A lot has changed since Dorothy and Toto traveled this road... 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2611 They're so cute. I hope they put down roots here! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2612 I heard one of the crew members hung himself back there. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2613 They look so cute in those tree killer shirts. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2614 Don't look now, Bob, but a couple of happy little trees are watching us. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2615 Looks like I'm not the only one falling for you. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2616 I feel we're moving with the zeitgeist. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2617 I wish we could be as close as they are, but at least our roots are touching. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2618 New Yorker's readers will not be expecting a sweet caption. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2619 All our wisdom is stored in the humans. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2620 Yes, I'd like to order the "Let's Get Started with Carrier Pigeons" kit. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2621 Ooh, sweet. I wish they would be buried underneath me. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2622 Lovebirds at 6 o'clock. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2623 Now I'll never get that Steve Miller song out of my head. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2624 Maybe we can be that close one day, but we are NEVER wearing matching plaid. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2625 No, I'm not crying, it's...just Autumn. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2626 Look how much they're enjoying their final autumn. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2627 Bliss 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2628 Oh, c’mon, even the educated fleas do it! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2629 Would you like a root rub later tonight 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2630 one cool thing about this time of year is everybody turns into their dad, or someone who fucks their dad 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2631 A brisk walk will show you that your fantasies are deeply rooted. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2632 Sophie is wearing Lands End and Jason is sporting a vintage Eddie Bauer ensemble. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
2633 Nature's Tears of Happiness. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2634 It would be quite the game changer if they only knew it was autumn love that dropped our leaves. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2635 That's what we call tree huggers 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2636 They'll be even happier when they see our Skivvies. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2637 Last fall, she wore the beard. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
2638 They don't know it yet but their call is just beginning. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2639 it makes me pine for my youth. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2640 That reminds me, don't forget to set your clock back one hour tonight 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2641 I hope I find someone who looks the same as me to love, too. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2642 Our leaves match and your shoes, slacks and hair do nicely. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2643 Hopefully someday our branches will meet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2644 Ah, it molts my heart Elmer! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2645 So romantic. It reminds me of how close we were before our roots split. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2646 They look so in love. I hope they don't decide to carve a heart with their initials into one of us 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2647 Happiness is a walk in the park for two tree huggers. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2648 Look, one of my leaves is stuck in his hair, I win!!! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2649 Got any water? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2650 I've got to tell you something....why don't you make like a tree.....and LEAF!? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2651 Don't you just love plaid flannel peeping season? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2652 At least our death makes someone happy. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2653 Hey Shel, isn’t that the ungrateful jerk your uncle gave his life for? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2654 You never take me on walks, Bob. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2655 Cute scurrying ephemeral creatures! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2656 Ya, You know, it was right here that I first felt the urge to become a tree-hugger.. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2657 I thought he said, "I've got-e your back!" Turns out he said, "I've daggered your back!" 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2658 That they plaid down their lives for each other gives me a woody. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2659 So glad flannel’s back. That useless puffy-vest trend left me feeling unappreciated. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2660 Such a beautiful couple. But what do 'clear cut' and 'strip mall' mean? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2661 I swear the trees seem happier after we started recycling. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2662 Autumn at Pleasantville Park 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2663 We've certainly seen our share of love birds! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2664 Your First Kiss, Under My Tree. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2665 Their spouses are back at the Inn. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2666 Let’s get ‘em. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2667 Shall I compare tree to a summer’s day? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2668 You know why this is the happy trail? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2669 For once the love birds aren't on us. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2670 Don't you just love the color of flannel in the fall? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2671 Soon all will be bare 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2672 It's like the saying goes, leaves of a tree fall together. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2673 My brother had a pet human, they keep on taking and taking... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2674 They look like the perfect couple, if not for their checked past. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2675 What is more timeless than plaid in the Fall? Always worthy of a good leaf shedding. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2676 Its been 9 months and 6 days and 7 hours since you last connected with your twitter feed. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2677 Their roots are showing. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2678 At their age they call it a "plaid date!" 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2679 Excuse me for a minute—Mother Nature is calling. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2680 There's such a thing as being TOO close, you know. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2681 You know what they say, those who were flannel together stay together, for the fall. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2682 I've got a confession to make. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2683 They look like they are ready to go out on a limb. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2684 Did you know trees cross paths also? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2685 I'll give these two 3 months. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2686 Looks like Maggie has found someone else to rake our leaves. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2687 It's almost a shame to let them know this is a haunted forest. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2688 Plaid sure doesn’t mean what it used to - I bet those two have never operated a chainsaw, recycle even their coffee cups, and always go paperless for their bills. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2689 As the days get shorter it’s reassuring to see the lengthening of the hipsters’ beards. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2690 Ah, bliss—-I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as is this. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2691 Adorable, right? A year like this, and they're still open to an upside for "winter is coming." 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2692 Hey, don't you have a heart with their initials carved just above your roots? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2693 Lumberjack plaid isn’t allowed in this park! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2694 Remember when we were saplings? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2695 Yes, I am going to leave you. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2696 Smiles are infectious. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2697 All the wood loves a lover. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2698 Oooh yeahhh! Ferns with benefits. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2699 We should be careful about what we say. I don't know why, but I sense these trees are actually listening to us. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2700 Two humans happy, I’m sensing a-dull-tree. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2701 The new Amazon is a 401-k holding 100% Chinese internet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2702 Oh my, the lovely colors that they wear in the fall. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2703 Checkers anyone? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2704 I'll Marry You When The Trees Approve. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2705 Eddie Bauer has nothing on us! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2706 Look deeper in her eyes Donald, there are no smiling trees daddy always said. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2707 Is it enough to share an experience with just one person or should I go back to the car now and get my cell phone? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2708 What nice hair! How delightful not to be deciduous. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2709 It's like Valentine's Day in December. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2710 I say we kick 'em in the butt. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2711 "Of course we'll still be together come Spring. Besides I'm pretty sure there are no sapient trees in this park. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2712 Honey - I can't find the shopping list anywhere 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2713 We'll still be here long after their dreams and bodies have died. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2714 Lumbersexual is just a figure of speech, right? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2715 No, I will not hug them! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2716 Maybe it's just the leaves that are my neurons falling, but I don't have anything snarky to say. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2717 Well, it officially hipster season. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2718 I know he's a lumberjack, but he's still okay. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2719 Excuse me. I have to answer the call of nature. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2720 They’ll grow apart. Just like you and I. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2721 Don't make eye contact or they'll give you a leaflet. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2722 They seem much healthier than that Giving Tree. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2723 April really is the cruelist month. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2724 If a tree falls in love in the forest...would you notice? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2725 Those new human genes make me feel all sentimental. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2726 Oh! Honey, I just love the fall colors of plaid. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2727 All I said to her was that she could do a better job at juggling household chores and her knife-selling business. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2728 I love watching their colors change. Especially the graying around the temples. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2729 Luther, indulge me one last time. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2730 Please tell Fat Tony that I keep getting his mail by mistake. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2731 Is it just me, or are we trapped in a Bob Ross painting? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2732 I didn't know checkmate could be so romantic! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2733 Look they’re branching out just like us! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2734 Forever young 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2735 I just farted. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2736 Woody... would you like to go for a sway? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2737 Don't you just love it when the colors start to change. Plaid is my favorite time of year. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2738 They are all voyeurs! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2739 My love for you is so amazing I feel the trees talk about us. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2740 After giving him her lumber, Jack finally axed her out on a date. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2741 I tell ya Woody, it’s really good to know that those pesky Yuppies are now at the bottom of the food chain. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2742 I love fall plaids. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2743 Remember? When we first met, they were just embryos. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2744 I like this walk because the forest hasn't been defaced. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2745 Oh how cute, they both color their roots. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2746 Seeing them makes me happy they didn't turn us into toothpicks. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2747 Sweetie - it's been four hours... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2748 Oh look. best plaid plans! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2749 What was in those brownies? These trees are freaking me out... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2750 You're right -- sometimes you just need to stop for a hug. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2751 Aww. And they didn't even carve their initials into one of us. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2752 Oooo, look at that trunk 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2753 I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2754 I've seen this a hundred times. He proposed which means she uproots her life and moves into his condo in Oak Park. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2755 The walk to Dignitas was surprisingly upbeat. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2756 I'm just green with envy. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2757 Trees' company! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2758 She loves him - He loves her not 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
2759 We're starting to lose our leaves and he's starting to lose his hair. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2760 No worries. Even when you're completely bald, I'll still be madly in love with you! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2761 Yes, yes. I got the memo! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2762 Side effects of Denrifal may include tearing off the body parts of your loved ones and shoving them into the mouths of talking trees. C'mon, girl, don't be shy! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2763 Isn't it great being a Treemoji? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2764 Just once I wish he’d paint a miserable tree. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2765 That might be 'true love' but nothing will ever be as sweet as 'tree love'... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2766 Looks like they are about ready to plant seed and put down some roots. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2767 The fall colors are just gorgeous this year! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2768 Next comes a baby in a baby carriage. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2769 That's so sweet that it really makes me wish we were angiosperms. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2770 I love "Our Hair Falls Out" season when cuddling begins. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2771 I think his leaves fell long ago. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2772 "Golly,Miss Maple; wish we were"t asexual. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2773 To the day when my limb reaches yours. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2774 Where did you post that shopping list? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2775 When you see lumberjacks in love, you forget everything! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2776 Isn't that sappy? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
2777 They’re so sweet! I’ll never “ leaf “ you either ! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2778 I heard their species doesn't understand the use of space. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2779 I wonder how long it'll be until they have sprouts? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2780 I just don't get their pre-pollination rituals. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2781 Seems like a day to match. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2782 Who knew that once we left the house even mother nature would be invading our privacy? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2783 Those two trees had a little too much of Root Beer. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2784 I fall for it every time around this time of year. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
2785 Go out on a Limb and Kiss her! We`ll Root for you! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2786 This should be in a movie! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2787 These smile-less humans just don't get it! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2788 They met at nursery. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2789 And it's not just check shirts we have in common - it's our whacky habit of drawing faces on trees! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2790 don't you simply love how they suck out each other's sap? it makes the falling of the leaves so altruistic 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2791 Honey, I'm not upset that it is just two trees and not the whole world. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2792 We lose... They win! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2793 Ah, remember when we were young and in love like those two lovers, that is, until you cheated on me! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2794 My leaves can't shed the flutter of anxiety that young love brings! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2795 I wish I looked that good in plaid! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
2796 Now there's a bad shirt-matched couple if I've ever seen one. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2797 Oh, Baucis! I just hope she gets her hair permed! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2798 Think of all the people this won't happen for. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2799 He's finally happy... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2800 Remember when we were that young and beautiful? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2801 Wooden it be nice.... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2802 Next comes baby in the baby carriage. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2803 Yes, the crisp weather helps, but I still say the best part of fall is the brilliant plaids they wear, both the males and females. We really can't compete. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2804 Is it just me, or do you feel like we're being watched." "Don't be naive, love. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
2805 At least God gave us clothes this time... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2806 I think they're falling for each other the way our leaves are doing the same for us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2807 Look. They were hit by the love leaf. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2808 Those are the ugliest trees I've ever seen. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2809 It's not as deeply rooted as our relationship, but still it's nice to see. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2810 He's such a bullshitter. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2811 I wish we were them walking along with you Gerard instead of being planted here with a fake smile saying everything is ok while we watch couples walk hand in hand loving each other.....another day another couple. I'm still dreaming. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2812 That's what she plaid 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
2813 He used to be a lumberjack until he met her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2814 See what can happen if we branch out 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2815 Is that unsightly line under his nose supposed to be a beard? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2816 Do you remember that I told you my folk's mom and pop business was branching out and going green? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
2817 Their plaids clash. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2818 Lumberjack shirts. Reminds me of the bad old days. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
2819 You tickle my roots every time they walk by. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
2820 ..and I'm falling for you too. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2821 Our Fall leaves us Barren while bringing Harmony to Others 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2822 Why is it everytime we hold roots, a strolling couple walks over us? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2823 I think both our family trees approve of us embarking on a life together! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2824 Take a picture and her left hand placement is could cost her her job. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2825 What do you mean you’ve “got my back?” 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2826 It’s weird, when they put on more clothes, we take off ours. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2827 Here comes the bride, all dressed in plaid... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2828 Looks like they're barking up the right tree. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2829 I think they're looking forward to getting naked. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2830 Damn! What good is knowing my roots if I've got no facial hair? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2831 The "kick me" joke never gets old does it? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2832 Now that we know we are politically aligned, how do you feel about leaf peepers? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2833 I’m so glad they named a woody after us 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2834 Arecyou sure this is the way to Bob Ross' house? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2835 "True romance always leafs me with a smile". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2836 At least the Ents are happy. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2837 My perception is they viewed our hugs in the spirit it was meant. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2838 I hope they turn around before the get to those bitchy primroses. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2839 Awww, how lovely! She'll be shedding much prettier foliage than she did last year... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2840 Lucky we are, he switched his chainsaw for this lady! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2841 Remember Johnny, every day lumberjack and Jill are in Love is another day we’re left standing 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2842 I love it when they fall in fall. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2843 Before they transplanted me here from Mr. Weinstein's, I never realized there was such a thing as consensual touching. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2844 Falling for you 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2845 I'm leafing too. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2846 It sounds sappy, but one day these meaty ones will rot and nourish the roots of our children! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2847 Honey, let's chop down some trees 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2848 I’m happy for him, but his new relationship rendered my ‘initials & heart’ tattoo obsolete. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2849 ??=???? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2850 Now he won't turn back into a tree at midnight! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2851 I think we're dreaming and we've seen that movie too many times. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
2852 My tender ego prefers all these smiling faces over an hour with my therapist. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2853 Whew....that was close. I thought they were going to carve a heart on one of us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2854 I can see they celebrate the season by falling in love. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2855 Do you suppose they have square roots? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2856 He: ‘Do you think they are saying we should get married?’ She: ‘Maybe they are just saying they like us.’ 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2857 I have a feeling that the trees are Happy to we have a feeling for each other. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2858 She’s falling for him. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2859 I think I have been captioned. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2860 Sure. I’ll tell you- walks in the park, ice cream, and hallucinations. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2861 I will see you in 10 years here between these two trees, cause people become distant over time, not trees 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2862 Honey , I thought you said you left the grocery list in the kitchen. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2863 and you thought the bears in the woods were gross, watch what they do 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2864 MMMMMMM! Something’s wrong with this picture. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2865 Look Karen, those people have faces. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2866 They say autumn is just springtime with a different orientation. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2867 You're positioned never to be a MeToo. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2868 It can't last. They're uprooted. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2869 Golly, Jim. I know we only did it once. But it's just a simple DNA test, just to make sure. Ya' know what I'm sayin'...? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2870 Yes I'll be that romantic when summer turns to fall. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2871 I'm telling you Phil, when you pull off a winter bod like us, you don't need plaid. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2872 Honey, you need a trim. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2873 Gaia 'n a girl. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2874 The CIA were delighted that the initial test for their stealthy tree costumes was going so well. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2875 Things might seem good right now, but it's all about climate change. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2876 We're balding! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2877 I'd rather they hug each other than with of us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2878 Enjoy it, by next year they won't be smiling. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2879 I hope she doesn't realize i've been wearing this shirt for a week straight... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2880 Seeing young lovers just gets our sap flowing. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2881 Nice that we even make the trees smile. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2882 Get a suitable habitat! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2883 Just what I wanted: a new leash on life. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2884 Nice to see we aren't the only ones who lose our leaves. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2885 Let’s carve our names into them! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2886 The quintessential Fall-Fall relationship 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2887 Look at their shirts! I say they are made for each other 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2888 I love this time of year when the humans change patterns. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2889 Remember back when we were seedlings . . . 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2890 It's supposed to give you a warm feeling. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2891 They're falling in love too. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
2892 Public school. How else would the kids learn Russian? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2893 Oh, look honey, there's the human whose bark we carved our initials in last year! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2894 Every little Breeze seems to whisper Louise. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2895 He reminds me of the man who killed my Father! "Run dear, he's lethal with an axe! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2896 Before we grew apart, we were like these two dudes converged in the wood 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2897 Finally it's just you and I... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2898 At least our branches used to touch before the pruning 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2899 Wouldn’t it be nice to hug like those humans? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2900 All I had to give him was a condom made of leaves and sap. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2901 Trees shed tears when they see human love. They wish humans loved them as much. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2902 Lives are renewed each Season by those who experience our falling leaves, my Dear! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2903 And I’m sure they’ll never carve their initials into us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2904 Keeping pumping out the CO2! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2905 Leaf it to nature ... couples fall for each other in Autumn. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2906 And yet I can't seem to find you of sufficient interest to last a lifetime. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2907 I couldn’t be more excited, next year this will all be condominiums! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2908 I love this time of year, it brings out the brightly colored plaids of the hipsters. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2909 Autumn: Like leaves falling from a money tree, Kenny. Kenny: There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done. [stoic, musk-infused high kick] 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2910 It's the darndest thing, I'm always happy to see him. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2911 Remember their moms and dads way back when? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2912 Wouldn't you just die for colors like those? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2913 The leaves will bow down when you walk by, and morning bells will chime. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2914 Well Rob, just because we have great chemistry doesn’t mean we ought to tie the knot. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2915 They make me feel so inspired 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2916 Leafing so soon?" "Plaid no attention to us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2917 I think that trees will never be as lovely as these two we see. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2918 Love the changing of the materials in Autumn. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2919 I think I'm falling for you, too. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2920 They're especially beautiful around this time, when their foliage turns white and starts to fall. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2921 I told you!! We ARE Lover's Lane!! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2922 Dorothy, I don't think that Toto would have been scared now to come back with us to re-visit Oz. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2923 Sweet, but the lumberjack shirts are worrisome. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2924 Why did Autumn fall for that rake? I hope she leaves him! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2925 I pat with my left too, sweetie, but I keep it all underground. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2926 We'll wait another season and see what happens. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2927 Plaid always takes me to my happy place. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2928 May they have a long relationship and their plaids be the only clashing between them. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2929 See hon, now that you've stopped eating like a cow, everyone is happy in your wake. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2930 I hope to god they are not as happy as they want the world to believe or that he doesn't carry a pocket knife. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2931 Awww! People-huggers! They're so darn cute. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2932 The best things in life are tree. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2933 Nothing like autumn romance: They wished they were everlasting, we wished we were evergreen 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2934 Leslie Knope thought that, until impeachment, this might forestall our descent into utter and irreversible despair. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2935 Look the seed is sprouting. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2936 We used to like ok at each other like that, just a couple of rings ago. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2937 Some fell trees. They fell in love. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2938 Aww look, they still pollinate! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2939 Pollen me, but is that your root? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2940 Leave them alone!! Beautiful!!!!! 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
2941 I wish we could do that. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2942 No pun intended! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2943 I could fall for a guy in a lumberjack shirt. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2944 ...and after that I interned for Harvey Weinstein...and after that I moved to... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2945 Those two really bring out the weeping willow in me 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2946 They're always so cute before they have saplings. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2947 I've known him since he was a mere sapling. I'm happy he looks like he's going to put down some roots. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2948 I was startled when they first moved in, but it turns out they’re actually in tech — they just dress like lumberjacks. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2949 If we hurry they never wiill catch us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2950 Looking st our family trees, we could be related! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2951 Aah, the golden years of flannel and Cialis. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2952 I don't think their coming back with a rake. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2953 Even trees are condemnatory. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2954 It won't make the news, but it gives me hope. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2955 Leaf it to us for them to have a romantic stroll. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2956 The path that divides or unites...sigh. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2957 And what are the trees saying to YOU? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2958 Aren't they so happy to live in a world where there are Octobers" 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2959 The trees smiled in anticipation of being the next Ross masterpiece 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2960 She just served papers on me. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2961 I wish we were not so deeply rooted in this town. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2962 It is Fall & those two are falling 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2963 Maybe Fantasia on acid was a mistake. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2964 First comes love... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2965 I wish we could do plaid. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2966 Not sure why, but when I walk here, I always think of Bob Ross 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2967 You call them tired sweet nothings, I prefer to think of them as sentimental plaiditudes. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2968 Don't you just love lumberjacks in love... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2969 I can't read it - why don't you just email? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2970 I bet the relations will last only six months 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2971 'Ohhhh, those matching lumberjack shirts are definitely making this aspen shiver.' 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2972 The Golden Years Disneyland 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2973 See, a deciduous can love a conifer! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2974 ThoseTwo! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2975 Even our leaves are falling for the lumberjack. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2976 Since I can't find Contest #593, I suspect I remembered the Nov 20 (I thought) deadline wrong. If not too late for 593...... Yes, Margaret. Divorce is indeed terrible. But, please just use a subpoena next time. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2977 Save your leaves, our job is done. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2978 With warmer temperatures plaid is now the only signal the trees have to indicate fall has begun. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2979 Just keep smiling; we're almost out. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2980 Bob Ross's first date 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2981 Lovely fool age. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2982 Judging from the way I was served, I suspect divorce is no longer just an idle threat. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2983 Yes, it happened in a fit of rage, but there's a back story. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2984 My back, you're asking about my back, I'll tell you about my back, She says Texting is to impersonal! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2985 Hello, I'd like to sign up for paperless billing. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2986 Oh, Jack, I should have never doubted your Bob Rossian vision. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2987 Okay, this is the part of the dream when the dinosaur comes running out and eats you. So I'll see you in a few hours when we wake up. Love you...... 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
2988 Hey, hey, check it out. Incredibly flexible completely nude saplings! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2989 I hope 50 years from now we could walk down this same path together to enjoy this beautiful foliage. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2990 A rare moment for that species. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2991 I think they'll put down roots! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2992 How sweet, they're joined at the hip - like us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2993 No longer young...Yet not too old. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2994 Keep walking. The autumn leaves come with a message about climate. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2995 Beards are back and Fall is in the air. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2996 Lumberjills: tonic femininity. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2997 I can't wait to lose these green leaves. Green is so out. I'm going for plaid next year. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2998 But Maple, with all the honey bees gone I guess it's the end of the line for them. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
2999 I'm happy to see Gerald is branching out. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3000 I was a tree hugger before I became a real romantic. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3001 This season is for falling in love. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3002 How come we don't do that any more? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3003 My roots are tickling yours. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3004 If only we could hold limbs! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3005 Humans are so pretty when they are in bloom! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3006 Oh look, Treesa, two human beings actually getting along. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3007 Of course honey but it's still nice to have their approval 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3008 Conscious coupling! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3009 Saint Basil once said, 'A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds.' 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3010 This is so much better then Brooklyn............. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3011 Thank you for inviting me to lunch Steven, would you like to see my penis? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3012 You owe me $20, Mort. Something gold can stay. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3013 I think I've been very indulgent. I'm sure the worst is over. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3014 I love autumn--when their clothing turns to colorful plaids. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3015 Leavin', oh yeah, I say, leavin', is the hardest thing to do. Woo, woo, woo. Put your hands together, people. I'm leavin' Las Vegas. Shake it, now. Thanks for comin' out y'all. Be leavin' here 'till Thursday. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3016 And I'm on the FTC's no target list. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3017 Do you think she borrowed his tartan shirt or vice versa? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3018 It's always a treat to stroll through the Kool-Aid Forest. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3019 I'm in the mood. Let's get naked. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3020 "leaf us alone". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3021 I think they've gone too far with these smiley faces 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3022 Hear that Phil? Says she 'I am yours for the walk; and especially when I walk away.' No goose for him tonight. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3023 Made their own road to separate ours, now all we have is to fall in their love. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3024 It makes me want to be leaf all over! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3025 I'm glad we didn't carve our initials in that tree. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3026 Ahh, Oregon. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3027 The Uncanny Valley is so beautiful this time of year. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3028 Don't worry; no apples, no temptation 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3029 You never get to see the ones who become boards or furniture. I think I'd rather be viscose when I go. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3030 They seem happy, maybe we should put some distance between us. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3031 Maybe you should stop clicking your shoes Dorothy. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3032 That's the upside to all the Prozac in the water. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3033 Doesn't it make you want to put down some roots? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3034 I wish trees could hug. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3035 Your sister was right -- massive doses of antidepressants is just what our corpse of a marriage needed. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3036 Looks like Bambi's a no-show. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3037 Off down the rosy path - plaid shirts, pre-nups, and pet adoption. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3038 On the path of she-leave-him to she-leaves-him-not. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3039 DO YOU THINK THAT THESE ARE THE HAPPY LITTLE TREES THAT BOB ROSS ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT ?? 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3040 The post-apocalyptic Adam and Eve are right on schedule! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3041 They have no idea we're arm in arm. We're just 50 feet underground. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3042 Still sure you want your initials carved into one of them? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3043 NYC's bizarro world 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3044 I love the plaid. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3045 Don't they remind you of when we, too, were carefree? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3046 I can't think of anything sarcastic to say! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3047 Smile well...or she leaves! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3048 They're so cute together... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3049 Plaid on plaid is the new plaid, don’t cha know. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3050 Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a plaid shirt and khaki pants but you add those shoes - done. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3051 It may be our old friend's pulp fiction, but I sense a Brawny quicker picker upper. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3052 Timblr is quite popular out here. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3053 Oh look! Their plaid is changing. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3054 Wouldn't you love to walk? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3055 Tree: 'Hugging hipsters.' 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3056 Not to get too sappy, but do you remember when we set down roots? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3057 The falling leaves, drift by the flannel. The falling leaves of plaid and jeans. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3058 I'm falling for you too. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3059 Deciduous a treetment? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3060 When do we see the ring? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3061 Wanna pollinate? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3062 You can just tell that hose two are going to have beautiful saplings with strong roots and long limbs. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3063 BE CAREFUL THE TREES ARE WATCHING 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3064 Do you ever get nostalgic for the good ol' days when only loggers wore plaid? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3065 '' Honey, I think we are sexually fluid.' 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3066 <3 Emerald City 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3067 If only we could walk! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3068 I’ve become the poster child of my political party. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3069 My gut tells me there aren't very many growth opportunities as a branch manager. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3070 Ah ... Central Park in the Fall. Even makes Serpico look north woodsy. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3071 Hey, lets get some Chinese food. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3072 The vibe is different than when we were in the willows. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3073 You know it's fall when the shirts begin to turn plaid. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3074 Isn't it great being Alabama fans? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3075 And so the tree said to the boy, I give it a year tops. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3076 This is not how 'I have your back' is suppose to work. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3077 I have a feeling we are being watched 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3078 hey cool plaid shirts you FUCKEN HIPSTERS! where’d you get em? the fucken....uhhh....bitch....store? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3079 Try to treat the facial expressions as nothing more than Hallmark craziness. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3080 Glad to see them leave. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3081 Do I hear someone whispering your name, Louise? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3082 It’s almost as if they’re capable of real tree love. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3083 It’s nice to see Cupid working more than three months a year. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3084 One is T, the other is M, and they're apparently forever. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3085 She's got a nice tight tush. I remember when my trunk was that primo. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3086 Usually I feel threatened by humans in plaid, but those two are just so adorable! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3087 I hate to see em go, but I love to watch em leaf. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3088 Cute, the heavy boots, and the lumberjack shirts. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3089 Well, you could start by reaching across the walk. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3090 As always happens, it’s that time of year to Fall in love 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3091 I think that I shall never see... two trees laughing at me (because my back is turned). 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3092 I sure do love plaid. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3093 I think I forgot to lock the front door. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3094 If she slips on my acorns, she will sue him for harassment. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3095 Yes!!! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3096 It's so nice to see humans fall in leaf. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3097 Red Green called. He want's his flannel shirts back. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3098 Awww...it's a fall fall romance 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3099 It’s been fun, but alarm clock will wake me any moment now. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3100 What a beautiful day. Only three more years to go. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3101 Do you think we'll ever be empty nesters? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3102 On second thought, I'll pass on that chainsaw for Christmas. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3103 I give them ten years, twenty if he shaves and cuts the 'fro. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3104 I wish they'd branch out and wear something other than plaid. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3105 No, it wasn't kindling - word in the woods is they met through tinder. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3106 It was so nice of the two of you to come back and visit your roots. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3107 Don't leave! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3108 Isn’t this great, Maple? Only a week ago he was so depressed he was singing ‘I talk to the trees...but they don’t listen to me!’ And look at him now! Our little boy is finally getting lucky! I told him an Eddie Bauer shirt would do it!! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3109 No, I can't find the newspaper... But my back hurts. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3110 You put your right root in, you take your right root out... But turning round is hard, huh? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3111 This year, we’ll buy an artificial. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3112 Remember when we'd see couples like that, it would make touching roots so much fun? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3113 They would be happier with roots. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3114 Sometimes I think we should have grounded our kids more at home! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3115 The trees are singin’ for me and my gal The leaves are fallin’ for me and my gal And this Fall is a season that is warm beyond reason Global warming’s not pleasing. It’s confused our locale. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3116 I’m the target. Send your team in. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3117 The trees look like they want a group hug 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3118 Look how they're happy. Let's make them carve their names on me!" "Hey, leaf them alone, pervert! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3119 It's good to see Celeborn and Galadriel finally relaxing. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3120 You said you pinned to my shirt. I have looked everywhere and can't find it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3121 It looks nice, but they'll never grow any limbs if they stay like that. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3122 Sweaters, I guess it's time to drop our leaves. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3123 I love it when they connect. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3124 What happen to the girl and her dog and those three weird friends of hers? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3125 I'm so Plaid we found each other. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3126 On their way back, we’ll get ‘em with the pigeons. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3127 911? Quick, I need an attorney who does house calls. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3128 I love it when they change into L.L. Bean in the fall. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3129 Bowling is out tonight. My wife just stuck me with the Thanksgiving grocery list. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3130 Somehow, they make plaid work. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3131 She'll leave him when she discovers he's quite the rake. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3132 I hope they're not planning to have pre-marital pollination 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3133 ‘Tis the summer of their contentment. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3134 Autumn flannel is peaking this week. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3135 I am so happy that we never carved our initials onto trees when we were younger. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3136 If we can't escape this cartoon world, I swear I'll erase myself. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3137 Boy, i'm glad they didn't carve their initials on us! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3138 It's mum season. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3139 For some reason, 'peeping' sounds bad when we do it. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3140 This movie made me cry 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3141 Enjoy !! Get a leaf !! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3142 I wish those two would carve their names in me. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3143 Nice to see flannel is making a comeback. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3144 Oh, and here's another. I'm turning over a new leaf. Wait, I've got more. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3145 It's autumn for us, springtime for them. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3146 Do you remember how happy we were last November 8? We throught... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3147 Those saplings shouldn't be propagating in public. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3148 Let's put some happy people in this picture. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3149 So lovely, do we have to make it funny? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3150 Don't you just love this Joyce Kilmer atmosphere? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3151 Their farts are blowing my leaves off. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3152 Wish we could be closer, too, Amy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3153 I think I’m getting used to this whole lumberjack aesthetic. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3154 You can tell it’s fall...all the shirts are turning plaid. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3155 It’s the autumn of our lives, maybe it’s time. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3156 I like nature and everything, but those trees are just plain creepy 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3157 They are smiling now, but wait till they have to rake up our leaves. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3158 Tell me, Julie. Do you the meaning of the word "anthropomorphize?" 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3159 Clear-cucking before clear-cutting. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3160 Did you want that list done today? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3161 It will never last. Their plad shirts clash. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3162 Aw, they're "fall"ing in love. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3163 Wait until he gets to the part when he once was a tree 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3164 “Oh now I understand why those two filled bath tubs are set up on the top of the hill”. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3165 Is it me or is love in the air? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3166 The first snow will wipe the smile off their faces. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3167 I've got the feeling they're not leaving us alone. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3168 Aww, I remember barking up that tree 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3169 If you ignore them, they won't come after you! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3170 Despite everything, it’s a pretty nice world we live in. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3171 And that's why I don't eat broccoli anymore. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
3172 We should leave: Plaid is back in fashion. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3173 I hope they do not choose me to crave their initials in me saying "I love you'. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3174 Ha, Roy grew a beard so he wouldn't be recognized. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3175 Different than trees we can hug and kick each other. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3176 Keep walking, keep smiling. That's the third time they've used the landscape disguise since budget cuts. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3177 One day They came back and asked the Androgyny Trees for Theys most colorful leaves to make gender neutral shirts. The Trees dropped their leaves and the They were happy. No? They were OFFENDED? Why though? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3178 If this gets any sweeter my teeth are going to fall out. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3179 Just once, I want to be an utterly miserable little tree. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3180 Don't worry—lumberjack farts don't smell like pumpkin spice latte. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3181 Yes, I'd like to book a vacation for two in Tahiti. She could (italics) find it on a map. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3182 I know I'm sappy, but I'm sure he will never leaf her. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3183 No, no!! Literally!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3184 Tree 1: Don’t you just love this time of the year? Tree 2: Totally. The wind is crisp and the flannel colors are just unreal. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3185 The fallings leaves, drift by the flannel. The autumn leaves of plaids and jeans. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3186 sorry, it doesn't any better than this 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3187 aww....their love just shakes me to my leaves 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3188 I always forget the whole trees are our friends thing until moments like this. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3189 Fall is in the air and a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of football. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3190 If I had a knife, I would draw that image on your trunk! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3191 Remember when we used to wear plaid shirts together? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3192 We're in the clear...He never brings a carving knife on a first date in the park. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3193 Trees always know. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3194 In 5 months little one. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3195 Don’t leave him! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3196 I wonder if this is a good time to tell her I've moved on? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3197 Fawning trees 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3198 I remember when we used to go on walks like that 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3199 I’m thinking of running for president. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3200 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3201 Jake and Jill finally splurged for city water after all of these years 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3202 Ah, there's nothing like a little flannel and plaid to get me ready for dormancy. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3203 I really fall for autumnal love. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
3204 You can't see the hood for the trees. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
3205 one cool thing about autumn is everyone turns into their dad or someone who fucks dads 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
3206 Were those bread crumbs gluten free? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3207 I have to tell you something. I talk to the trees but they don't listen to me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3208 I guess that’s what they call “junk in the trunk”. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3209 He yelled “Timber!” and she fell. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3210 Yeah, the humans call it "Ardor Day". 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3211 You see, that's the relationship my ... roots have with ... yours 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3212 I really feel we’re communing with nature... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3213 Next on the park-fashion runway: Autumn untucked plaid outwear. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3214 Do you think they can tell that we are lumberjacks? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3215 "Even the trees in the forest have ears".--William Shakespeare 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3216 Good apples. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3217 I think my wife wants a divorce. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3218 Hey, I wish I could have my hand over your shoulder and walk like them and we could watch the sun set over the horizon"..."Me too.. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3219 The flannel shirts are so colorful this time of year! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3220 No Dear. I didn't say team has got my back. I said, they got my back. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3221 We can be like them soon, tinder for trees should be coming out any day now. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3222 You've got to do something about how your barkers pass out menus. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3223 My past relationships? Well ... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3224 Just look at them, in the autumn of their lives, looking good enough to do a pharmaceutical commercial! Way to go, people! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3225 I love their fall colors, but I'm not so sure about the plaids. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3226 Don't you love it when the humans change into their colorful fall clothing? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3227 What a sweet couple. And look, he's not masturbating. Aaaawww. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3228 It is going to be a cold winter this year. They started talking about Florida earlier than last year. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3229 The air is crisp. The leaves are falling.Too bad they trimmed off our lower branches, we could ‘be tripped them. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3230 Should I take the pill now? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3231 Watching them gives me wood! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3232 Ah, true pollen. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3233 Fall would be sad if it weren't for the emoticelms. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3234 I watered them with root beer again.... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3235 How much longer do you think he has until his leaves fall off?" "For the last time, it's a beard. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3236 The trees are aware of us as we walk along the path of love. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3237 I feel their roots growing. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3238 I really think I'm falling for you 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3239 I'll love you 'till the Ent of time. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3240 I just love watching them pollinate. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3241 T.H. + P.J. 2017 are such a lovely couple. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3242 If you think he's handsome now, just wait until he loses his hair! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3243 If only we trees had colorful plaid bark instead of dull brown stripes. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3244 It’s a little early for a December/May romance but it’s been a warm fall. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3245 It may be Fall, but our senior love is still in Spring. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3246 I really hope they don't leave. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3247 So glad you could be my beard. This forest is so homophobic! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3248 I think we've lost our perspective. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3249 Love makes even the trees smile in autumn. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3250 I see gentle rains and a 40-ring future. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3251 I have this strange feeling that we're being watched. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3252 I’m so proud! You know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3253 We feel your sappy. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3254 Human affection is so sweet, isn't it? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3255 I just love this time of year when the flannels start to come out 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3256 Makes me so happy to see that true love Trumps even clashing plaids. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3257 Ahh Plaid! Time to shed the leaves. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3258 I can feel them staring at my trunk. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3259 It is Fall and they are falling in love! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3260 I’m glad we upped the dosage. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3261 Seems like I hear so many of them saying, 'my wife doesn't understand me'. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3262 This is the most boring cartoon I've ever been in. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3263 How sweet! Reminds me of when we were just acorns. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3264 Oak E Dokey and Walk E Talkie 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3265 My new barber used to be an arborist. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3266 I love watching their shirts change colors this time of year! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3267 There goes Dorothy with what's his face and me with no apples. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3268 ...but if you break my heart, I'll feed you to the trees 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3269 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THESE FLANNEL SHIRTS....? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3270 Remember how happy you were with your ring? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3271 Smiles all around! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3272 Sometimes sweet is better than funny. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3273 There's just something about the colours in plaid! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3274 Plaid just makes everything better. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3275 We won't tell anyone where the bodies are hidden! No sirree. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3276 Okay, when I say, 'Now,' grab them! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3277 They're smiling now, but just ask for one apple and they petrify. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3278 Emojis are everywhere. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3279 Can't beat Fall in Portland! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3280 How thick were we, that we didn't pick up the hint, that it Didn't stand a chance, when the trees were smiling? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3281 Doesn't that guy remind you of Bob Ross? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3282 I wish we could touch limbs. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3283 We really should get out more. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3284 I think it's so cute when they're matchy-matchy like that! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3285 If you could do it over, which of our heists would you do differently? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3286 So happy to see him branching out. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3287 I think that we are caught in a Bev Doolittle painting. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3288 They can't download this. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3289 Got to appreciate a couple of deep, strong roots. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3290 I told you.... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3291 Yes, I saw the doctor about my back pain...he said it's too long to explain... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3292 You've made the terms painfully clear. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3293 That's the best part of autumn--the couples always fall for each other. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3294 The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3295 'Next time you send me to negotiate I'm gonna need to go in with a bulletproof contract. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3296 Aw, they're using their limbs to embrace each other. I would drop these leaves and strangle the crap out of you. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3297 Even if this IS a cliché, look how cute they are! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3298 It's like a real-life Bob Ross painting. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3299 I don’t have a tone Roberta, and if you did leave a grocery list I never saw one. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3300 The last couple told me I don't look a day over 946 years old. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3301 Shouldn't we leaf them alone? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3302 Oooh! Let's do plaid next Fall! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3303 I hear that in the city they go right from t-shirts to puffer coats. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3304 Oh, so happy." "Oh, so sappy. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3305 I do love these off-season blooms. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3306 Remember when we were in love like that? We rocked that plaid hard. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3307 You see here? These two are newbies... they're still touching and dressing alike... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3308 I still can’t see the forest from the trees. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3309 We have to get a new connection, that tab hasn't kicked in at all. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3310 I only wear flannel to please the trees when they shiver off their leaves. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3311 I love to see them when they first fall for each other. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3312 Winter time is my favorite... they put more clothes on and we take it off. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3313 Don't you love the leaves this time of year? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3314 Trees love a good joke. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3315 This acid is really good. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3316 I’m falling for you like a leaf. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3317 No, I'm shy - it's trees ventriloquizing through me 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3318 Can you imagine, poor things-They have to walk, touch and fuck-just because they can. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3319 Babies are in the air. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3320 How long can we keep those trees happy? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3321 They're matching, just like us! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3322 What the hell was that? They’ve gone to plaid! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3323 Our Adam and Eve! Not bad for fig leaves, eh? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3324 He is obviously not a politician...no groping. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3325 All nature smiles on young love. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3326 Wow Bob, you weren't kidding about those trees. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
3327 "He that plants trees loves others besides himself" -Thomas Fuller 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3328 This probably will sound too poetic, but being with you makes the trees smile. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3329 I'm shedding my leaves for the umbeyonce, why do you? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3330 They didn't name this park after Bob Ross for no reason, yanno. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3331 I always wished we came in plaids. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3332 Ahhhh, look, Cypress, They've been grafted. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3333 He's harmless when she's around, but notice the flannel shirt? When she's gone and he's got a chain saw on his arm, watch out! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3334 I taught them everything they know about the birds and bees. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3335 Just think, soon they will be between a rock and a hard place. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3336 I hope that you'll understand that I am not going to wear a wedding ring. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3337 Only two ring between them, but lots of years behind them. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3338 Its so sweet this time of year when they all start wearing plaid. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3339 Did our Son bake these cookies? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3340 They make me so happy, I can almost forget about their imminent break-up. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3341 My face transplant donor was a tree surgeon. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3342 Hey Maple, do they have Viagra for trees? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3343 Yes! The leaf magic works again! They're forgetting the election results! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3344 Wonder if we'll ever be able to do that? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3345 Good luck back on the grid! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3346 So let's agree, then: there's no plausible caption for *this* image. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3347 My bark against yours they'll be pushing a baby carriage down this path next year. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3348 Too bad he doesn't know she's swimming with disease. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3349 It's not quite what I had in mind when I said, I wanted to be alone with you! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3350 Man, I hope their relationship doesn't fall down. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3351 It's good to see that Bob has found love. Last fall, he wasn't so lucky. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3352 These trees won't "leave" us alone 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3353 Just like us, except they can cuddle and walk. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3354 Another successful match for tree-harmony.com 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3355 Plaid love is so cute. Let's check Amazon for deals. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3356 There'll be t'ree walking next time." 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3357 Monkeys didn't work. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3358 I think here is a good place to put down roots. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3359 I know but what if they don't come back? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3360 Thank you. I've already been notified. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3361 Who are they to laugh? The only time they touch is during a windstorm! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3362 But they're whispering about us everywhere! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3363 Spoiler alert! Jon is Aegon! Spring is coming! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3364 What really hurts is that you didn't tell me to my face Kindly make note thathis caption was submitted on Sunday evening 11.19.17 at 11:04 PM for the caption contest featured in the 11.20.17 issue. Many thanks 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3365 Don't you just love his hair? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3366 Yes, I would like aspirin added to the list. Where's the list, again? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3367 Did I ever mention we're living in a real life horror movie called Bloodsucking Trees? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3368 Imagine our love being validated by nature! Do I really need to ask that you marry me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3369 5 dollars say they won't be together by the time we go deciduous. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3370 Oh look! Monkeys wearing plaid! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3371 Ever feel like your love brings the world to life? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3372 I told you this would distract the lumberjacks. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3373 So these are Bob's happy little trees... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3374 I envy the way the first day of spring can come at any time of year for them. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3375 Check them out 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3376 I've always shed a leaf or two at seeing such a happy couple. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3377 Brought him romance 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3378 The Elmer's: Sporting white pants after Labor Day is the glue that holds the together. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3379 Shh, I think he’s going to sing ‘I talk to the trees’. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3380 They wanted advice on how to stay grounded in their relationship. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3381 See what happens when you ban dogs from parks. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3382 I wish I was a lawyer! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3383 She told me to sign the divorce papers but I can"t find them anywhere. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3384 News to me! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3385 No, not our initials. Smiley faces. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3386 Looks like harassment to me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3387 love in fall 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3388 Have to go! Now! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3389 Are you smirking at the cute little couple dressed up as scary tree murderers, or did you also just realize that "Charlie Roseis now a complete sentence? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3390 I'd like to think that we'll grow old together, die together, and leave our remains to nourish the trees... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3391 Just so we’re both clear, do I have your permission to place my arm around you as we stroll through this fall wonderland of color? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3392 You're right, Sweetie. It does feel like we're the only two people on earth. But - I can't shake the feeling that someone is looking over our shoulder. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3393 Only 12 steps from lumberjack to lover 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3394 Finally. Thank you! All I ask is a little gratitude for all the O2. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
3395 It looks like they have roots 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3396 I new it was real when our Fitbits were insynch. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3397 I HOPE YOU CLOSED THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3398 Don't look them in the eye. The season is easier that way. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3399 They choose plastic everytime. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3400 Don't you just love the colors of flannel? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3401 I just love the Fall plaid! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3402 Love's endurance 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3403 Honey, you know how your favorite phrase is "the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree," well... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3404 Quick, the humans are coming- all nude branchers get behind our leaves. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3405 Watch me pull up my roots and wrap them around their ankles. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3406 There is a season for everything! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3407 So sad, they're firewood and they don't have a clue... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3408 Were those trees smiling at us? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3409 After all these years, like us, they've decided to lay down some roots and stay here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3410 You were very young and he was President for eight years and such an incompetent fool you would not be able to believe it. Thank God in heaven we are being saved by Trump. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3411 Refugees from the real world. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3412 It would be nice if our limbs allowed us to "leave" our spot and go on a nice romantic walk like that couple! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3413 You should have warned me about the message attachment. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3414 Not going vegan has made us some friends. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3415 I don't think they know it's leafing season yet. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3416 The world will always welcome posselqs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3417 I think the one on your right is a female 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3418 They really are happy trees, iconic television painting instructor Bob Ross. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3419 Maybe in New York, being rootless isn't such a bad thing. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3420 "I've always wondered why they call it the fall"! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3421 Who'da thunk that leaving 'The Garden Of Eating' without a Second Helping was such a good idea? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3422 I've heard the night has a thousand eyes but this is ridiculous. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3423 Yes!!! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3424 Don’t worry, I’ll support you 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3425 Hey, a little help here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3426 The kids are gone and now they just have each other--for better or worse. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3427 When you get your penis, you'll turn over a new leaf. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
3428 Don’ t fret. Leaves fall, things change. You’ll see, in a few months it’ll all be better. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3429 I’ve looked everywhere. I can’t find it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3430 Oh the days dwindle down to a precious few, These precious days I'll spend with you. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3431 I hope that they put down roots in our neighborhood. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3432 I'm so plaid I met you. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3433 All I said to her was that she could do a better job at juggling household chores and her cutlery business. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3434 Mad desperate that she's dating a fake-ass lumberjack now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3435 Oh look -- the shirts are changing color early this year. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3436 The big bad wolf was already very old during our last visit... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3437 Happy, happy for now, but the leaves will fall, literally for us and figuratively for you guys. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
3438 Must be nice... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3439 I think I've just been knifed...in the back. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3440 You always talk about how dogs and their owners look the same -- it's not as endearing with two humans. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3441 Wherever he burryies one, a tree grows... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3442 And they're great tree huggers! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3443 I agree...with the domestic and international issues of today, their tranquility is refreshing...a throwback to the 50's. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
3444 Sally, this pressure to sign divorce papers is getting a bit intense Don't ya think? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
3445 Sorry, I’ll have to cancel our dinner. If I don’t read this paper it’ll stick in my craw all night. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3446 I'm telling you--Martin Luther was here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3447 I feel so alive, dear. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3448 It’s happening again Ken. How many times do I have to warn you ? Never mention them copying my hairstyle, otherwise they throw leaves. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3449 Phew... what a relief they didn’t turn out to be tree huggers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3450 And so the peeper becomes the peepee. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3451 I know you're father owns Pepsi but I think it's time we had the talk about deforestation. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3452 Such a beautiful human-lined path! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3453 America is perfect now that the FCC fixed the internet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3454 Ever feel like nature is laughing at you? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3455 Honey, those trees must have been planted in 1984. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3456 Aawwwtum... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3457 I think I'm having trouble getting my messages 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3458 We might be losing our leaves right now, but just wait until next season when we'll wrap our branches like they do. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3459 I fear that this is the winter of their discontent. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3460 Aren't they cute? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3461 I love how their backs turn all red in the autumn. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3462 You know what? Let’s pollinate nest spring. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3463 Can we borrow your wig and toupee for a few months? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3464 I still think the treequel was better! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3465 They’re beautiful when in full bloom. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3466 It's beautiful watching them fall 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3467 People go through too much in this country – Everyone Nothing works out like it should - Everything 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3468 Reminds me of us when we were saplings. Hope their roots stay intertwined like ours. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3469 I told you to never start bonsai! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3470 Let’s see what he tweets about this!! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3471 I hope they don’t get mugged. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3472 Smile! We all are being watched. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3473 My branches are aching for you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3474 Does it feel like someone's watching us and can't decide if we're meant for each other? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3475 This might be the edible talking, but you’re a wonderful dog, Spot. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3476 Sis, we did it. Little Dave and Big Rachel are now adorable Daisy and Rugged Ralph. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3477 I've never experienced such a welcoming forest. Be careful. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3478 I’m so glad you’ve agreed to become Mrs. Claus, Mary. Grandfather will be so pleased. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3479 I agree, clothed for this time of year those two look Happy! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3480 [No comment] 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3481 Tree cheers for love! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3482 Logging hours with her instead of me, turns out cheating actually is a walk in the park. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3483 In a few more years, I'll be able to wrap my branches around you like that. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3484 Seems like just yesterday they walked by on their first date. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3485 We're plaid and glad, nuff said. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3486 Side effects may include: hair loss, mood swings, nausea and erectile disfunction. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3487 When they turned around, they were surprised to see they had carved precisely the same sentiment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
3488 Honey-Do-List 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3489 First we win their trust. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3490 Awe, sweet, you give them some yellow, I'll give them some red... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3491 These two should stick together 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3492 They’ve presented a fairly compelling counter offer. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3493 Nature smiles upon romance... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3494 Did you hear something barking? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3495 If I fell, would they hear it? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3496 All that plaid makes my leaves quiver. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3497 They're just looking for somewhere obscure that no one has heard of. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3498 I installed a sight a sound show that is activated when we step on a camouflage wire hidden under a bunch of leaves on the pathway. I hope this enhances the wilderness experience for you . 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3499 CHARLES MANSON DIED TODAY 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3500 Darling, your face transplant really works for you! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3501 I bet they are talking about us behind our backs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3502 I was going to pee on that tree until I realized my pants have no zipper. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3503 I hope that is his son, otherwise he might get in some trouble down the road. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3504 By winter they'll be separated. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3505 If a couple of Land's End catalog models fall in the forest, will they make a sound? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3506 The hipster movement provides hope to skinny non-conventional trees everywhere 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3507 If the beard makes up for the bald spot, I'm growing more lichens. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3508 aww , a heterosexual couple , now that's something you don't see around here 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3509 Ready, set, peck! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3510 Falling in love 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3511 Next time we should bring Fido. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3512 Do you carry any cruelty-free bulletin boards? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3513 Flannel brings out the smiles in everyone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3514 They don’t care about us. I know. They just take us for granted. I know. I’ll bet their Trumpets. Of course they are, they’re white and they wear flannel shirts. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3515 Nothing makes me leaf-up like a November/December romance between June/July'ers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3516 Do you remember years ago when they first started dating and carved our faces on us? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3517 I got the point -- did you want to add something to the list? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3518 Every time we're together, birds sing, butterflies appear above our heads, and trees always break some foul wind when when we're walking side-by-side. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3519 It warms your heart, Paul the lumberjack falling for Beth the Black Widow. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3520 Happy Lane 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3521 I wanna grow old and touch branches with you. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3522 You're groping...think about your future 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3523 Did I tell you my dad knew Judy Garland? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3524 Welcome to the Hallmark Forest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3525 Yes officer, L-u-t-h ... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3526 Yes Dear, I will add that to my list 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3527 And their trees were plaid. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3528 Cute, yes, but still maple syrup lovers I'd bet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3529 Love 'em and Leaf 'em: A short film about the beginning of Cuffing Season 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3530 My schedule is killing me. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3531 Something about the Autumn of our years I think 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3532 Oh honey...I really just don't like you. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3533 Yes, all living things cycle. We loose our leaves but new ones will be back in the spring. You'll loose your hair--period. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3534 They are bound to have a boy and name him Russell. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3535 I'm getting a bad feeling. I think we should Leave 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
3536 Seeing young humans in love gives me so much wood. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3537 Never fails! They always breakup right before the holidays, to avoid buying one another gifts. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3538 Aw, they're using their limbs to embrace each other. I would drop these leaves and strangle the crap out of you. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3539 Hipsters falling in love. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3540 No luck yet, but apparently she left the report somewhere she was sure I would find it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3541 This is the time of year when I love to see them come out with those colorful flannels. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3542 So cute how they shed their leaves before they pollinate, not after. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3543 These are Sumac trees, see, Sue on one side, Mac on the other. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3544 Don't you love these Kool Yule Shirts that come out at Thanksgiving. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3545 Birds do it, bees do it, even the autumnal trees do it: let's fall in love. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
3546 Anthropomorphic climate change is bull. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
3547 Could it have begun to (be)fall overnight? It is always a surprise when the crush starts. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0