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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Do you ever want to wring your own neck? 2.0109 0.01093 92 0 91 1
1 The answer to number seven? I can’t even turn this thing on. 2.0073 0.00517 273 0 271 2
2 Back to work birds, and enough with the wisequacks! 2.0071 0.00504 280 0 278 2
3 Him? He's a pwoblem duck, stwessed out and weady to quack. 2.0069 0.00488 289 0 287 2
4 I'm only in it for the bread. 2.0050 0.00499 201 0 200 1
5 "And the best, they work for birdseed !' 2.0042 0.00421 238 0 237 1
6 The rats wouldn't perform without a mouse. 2.0042 0.00419 239 0 238 1
7 The experiment was successful; all the ducks are in a row. 2.0038 0.00385 260 0 259 1
8 When I snap my fingers, you will go home, eat breadcrumbs and crap all over the park. 2.0037 0.00375 267 0 266 1
9 I’m surprised. I really thought they would fly through this training. 2.0037 0.00374 268 0 267 1
10 A little redundant don't you think? You have all your ducks in a row and online. 2.0037 0.00374 268 0 267 1
11 I can't explain this, maybe we will find a reasonable explanation in next week's New Yorker. 2.0035 0.00347 289 0 288 1
12 They wanted more accurate data on fly-over states. 2.0030 0.00297 337 0 336 1
13 That rebel in the third row? Let’s just eat him. 2.0028 0.00279 359 0 358 1
14 This might be the reason it always autocorrects to 'ducking' 2.0000 0.00456 220 0 220 0
15 Its nice that they got us new computers. But these are neither web nor wing friendly. 2.0000 0.03774 27 0 27 0
16 And these are the exchange students from the University of Oregon. 2.0000 0.00370 271 0 271 0
17 We're trying to teach them the hunt and peck method. 2.0000 0.00349 287 0 287 0
18 They're great tweeters, but hard on the touch screens. 1.9971 0.00292 343 1 342 0
19 Okay class, Miss Givens will now walk you through using Google Maps to plan flights south. 1.9968 0.00319 314 1 313 0
20 Ummm…I suspect the directive wasn’t “quack the code”. 1.9963 0.00367 273 1 272 0
21 Haven't you ever seen an IT department before? 1.9957 0.00426 235 1 234 0
22 Shouldn't we be facing south for the winter semester? 1.9946 0.00545 184 1 183 0
23 Isn't this experiment supposed to be done with monkeys? 1.9944 0.00557 180 1 179 0
24 Check it out, everyone is migrating to this new operating system! 1.9940 0.00424 333 2 331 0
25 I think they're all tweeting. 1.9937 0.00445 317 2 315 0
26 I just googled Snopes and both of these doctors are quacks. 1.9937 0.00447 316 2 314 0
27 I'm not sure you are the right fit for a job here at Twitter. 1.9935 0.00457 309 2 307 0
28 They’ve agreed on Duck Soup instead of Hamlet 1.9930 0.00495 285 2 283 0
29 It’s a waste of time. They’re all lame ducks. 1.9929 0.00504 280 2 278 0
30 Well I'm not sure Quacks will replace Tweets, but it's an improvement over the Oink Campaign last month, and I do like their enthusiasm. 1.9925 0.00533 265 2 263 0
31 Let’s see if the unflavored keypads hold up any better. 1.9913 0.00616 229 2 227 0
32 Don't they know we can't type? 1.9889 0.00783 180 2 178 0
33 Don't tell her husband about our time in the bathtub, okay!?! 1.9762 0.01673 84 2 82 0
34 No, dummy. It's 'too be or not too be.' 1.9565 0.04446 23 1 22 0
35 I don`t think anyone ever asked them 'why' before. 1.9565 0.04446 23 1 22 0
36 If it weren't double blind, you'ld already know which one is a duck. 1.9459 0.03769 37 2 35 0
37 In order to get into med school, one must have all their ducks in a row. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
38 By 2347 we should have "Gone With The Wind 2." 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
39 ....huh! Quit turning to ask me and don't try to duck the question! 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
40 Getting them all in a row worked pretty well. Now we're trying columns, too. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
41 If it looks like a Duck and Quacks like a Duck, then what am I missing? 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
42 On your marks...get set...QUACK! 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
43 Now that we've got our ducks in a row our work is done. If they can peck out the complete works of Shakespeare, solving global warming should be a piece of cake. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
44 I'm on it sir. Duck no. 8 is pate. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
45 Just my opinion, I think he's a quack. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
46 Sure, I see what the NSA's thinking - humans are fallible, so lets toss out the humans - but don't you think there's something shifty about them? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
47 Now that I've gotten them all in neat rows I'll leave it to you to teach them aerodynamics. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
48 "Raise your wing how many of you know how to tweet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
49 Why no bread crumb emoji? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
50 At their peck rate they'll produce Shakespeare's Collected Works way faster than the monkeys 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
51 This surfing formation adds 70% to their laptop battery life. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
52 Ten bucks he neither hunts nor pecks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
53 Couldn't we just get robots? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
54 Of course, they're all quacks. It's meduckal school. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
55 Bathroom passes will be limited to emergencies such as an uncontrollable urge to migrate. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
56 WTD. “What The Duck” 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
57 They're a little more independent than the sheep were. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
58 So you got them all here with just one decoy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
59 They’re quack learners. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
60 Is anyone else having trouble with the facial recognition login? 1.0000 0.00023 4430 4430 0 0
61 He's the one from public school. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
62 It seems not everyone is happy with our approach to raising cage-free ducks. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
63 I was really disorganized, this is as close as I could get." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
64 I think we can quack this case in no time." " That or their brains will turn into an eggs scrambled. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
65 Do you really want to standardize them further? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
66 Now, after we eliminated the consensus problem...any questions about unanimity? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
67 Third row! Right side! Eyes on your own work!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
68 That's the third time I've caught Jeff cheating. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
69 Duck, duck, goose did not work as a control group. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
70 No "A Tale of Two Cities" but we did get a couple scripts for "Family Guy" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
71 Our generic experiment was a success, except for the the bird on the far right, third row. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
72 I’m a little worried the 4th one from the left in the 3rd row might have Attention Duckficit Disorder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
73 Alright everyone, you have one hour to pass the quality test. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
74 These tests are for the birds. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
75 Now that we've got our ducks in a row, what's next? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
76 This may work if we let them use avian emojis. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
77 No! No! No! What we need are Flaptops! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
78 We would have given them Amazon Echos, but, well... you know. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
79 They just flocked to the job. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
80 Perhaps the Dvorak keyboard layout would be more efficient to production? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
81 we're testing the new MacDuck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
82 We’ve gone Hi-Tech in the way we raise our chickens. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
83 Well, at least they're catching on quicker than the seniors. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
84 Just follow the prompts. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
85 By popular vote, we hired this flock to duck our next election. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
86 I'm afraid the test is conclusive. If it quacks like a duck, but types like a secretary, it is still just a duck. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
87 1st caption: I was a little nervous when they said animal testing. 2nd caption: Is this the new iQuack? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
88 And remember, no chicken pecking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
89 No, no Shakespeare yet, but they did manage two Kiplings and a Dr. Seuss. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
90 Here in Silicon Valley, birds of a feather Google together. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
91 Well, one is not conforming. Maybe our 'Think for Yourself' workshops are beginning to pay off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
92 I love these government contracts to study bird populations. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
93 Thank God for computers, I could never read their chicken scratch. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
94 No reported issues with the user experience so far. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
95 They must think that we're a couple of old quacks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
96 Today we're discussing cyberbullying and 'The Ugly Duckling.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
97 All ready for the quackathon? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
98 Ducks in a row? Nah, they forgot about the typing problem. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
99 Every chick can click--our high end customers are demanding nothing less. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
100 Retraining is fine but I only had twigs 101... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
101 It's hard starting a new company called quackbook. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
102 I think I'm going duck out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
103 Lame ducks try to wing their way in a rump parliament 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
104 Oh, great . . . our peer review from a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
105 Doesn’t auto-correct make you crazy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
106 Hey! You in the third row on the right ... stop 'beaking" on your neighbor's computer. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
107 Today's first question is "why did you cross the street"... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
108 Looks like our carrier pigeons are adapting well to the new technology. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
109 No cheating, pal. Face front. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
110 Welcome to the new E.P.A. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
111 Please note. Social Media targets them like sitting ducks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
112 Birds of a feather.. Wait! That one's not socializing properly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
113 With a click clack here and a click clack there, old McDonald had a troll farm. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
114 Don't quack this up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
115 Now what? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
116 They're going to duck class. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
117 This hunt and peck study is getting tedious.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
118 Turn off your cellphones! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
119 They heard you were a notorious quack. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
120 What's the deductible? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
121 They love this big quack on Twitter. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
122 Here's to another Pulitzer. X 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
123 I might be a goose. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
124 Remarkable! We manage to teach them how to surf the web and all they do is watch dumb cat videos! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
125 How predictably literal of you, Ed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
126 "These are PC's. I wanted a Mac." ( said by end chicken in 3rd row to chicken next to him) 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
127 We would like to wish you all luck on your medical school exams. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
128 It may look like we've got all our ducks in a row... but just wait, they'll all go south. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
129 AMA medical school certification report: graduation class 2021; one non-conforming quack. Certification in doubt. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
130 That one's a manager. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
131 Repeal and Replace will cut costs as they replace doctors with our graduates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
132 What the duck is going on here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
133 Because we couldn't get 100 monkeys and 10 typewriters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
134 "You just wait........, SHEEP!!!!!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
135 Time’s up! Put your peckers down! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
136 Row, second from top; far right seat -- incorrigible. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
137 So much for lining up all your ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
138 So far they are most engaged with the fishing section. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
139 Now just relax so I can show you my bill. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
140 I think I have discovered the problem. They ate the keys. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
141 When they line us up, be sure to ask for a standing desk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
142 We spend a lot on grain, but we make it up with the savings on health insurance. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
143 It's supposed to be a crack customer support team. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
144 We're testing for early onset E. coli. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
145 No data entries so far but lots of tweets. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
146 Can't you see no disturb sign! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
147 A significant improvement over a million monkeys at a million typewriters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
148 Shall we start them on grammar and spelling first? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
149 Russia must be running low on qualified hackers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
150 It's academic; if you've seen one penguin at a laptop--you've seen them all. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
151 I think we got ourselves an outlier in the third row. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
152 They're not just a bunch of quacks, you know. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
153 Anyone up for a game of duck, duck, goose? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
154 You know, I don’t appreciate them calling us quacks to our faces. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
155 They certainly are attentive! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
156 In today’s lecture we will be discussing black swans 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
157 They're almost as good as monkeys at writing Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
158 Every now and then one lays an egg, but overall it's my best flock. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
159 "Be careful." Number 13 is an odd duck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
160 Do you think the SIT scores will be down this year? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
161 You are now officially inducted into the university 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
162 Fight twitter with twitter, eh? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
163 They have all in a row, now what? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
164 I refuse to psychoanalyze anything that calls me a quack. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
165 If we get the right results, this experiment will prove you are not a "quack." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
166 3rd row- #4 won't log on. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
167 It's a study to see if ducks can duplicate Shakespeare any better than monkeys. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
168 What are you hoping for? The script for another season of ‘Duck Dynasty’ ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
169 It's impressive now, but by the end of the semester approximately fifty percent will drop the class! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
170 We try to have a least one conservative at The New Yorker. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
171 Quick! How many P's in repetitious? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
172 I've been accused of trying to duck the issue. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
173 They think they're all wise Quacks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
174 But, how do you get them to power down? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
175 I guess if they say the launch is a go, then the launch is a go. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
176 He’s looking for the squirrel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
177 I'm exhausted. You think they'd mind if I duck out for a minute? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
178 Middle, first row. She's the only one whose figured it out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
179 Don’t give up yet, Professor – I think that one’s about to hit “Enter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
180 No quacking during the medical exam 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
181 How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
182 I agree, Joe. One or two of them won't make the grade. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
183 One more quack and this duck is outta here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
184 Well, I think wifi in the classroom is great. What's all the flap about? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
185 They type surprisingly quick for hunting and pecking. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
186 Here a Quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
187 Row three, position one - we have a quack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
188 On the Internet,nobody knows we’re in Moscow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
189 Thank goodness that this group is not free-range! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
190 Look at that. The webbed are on the web. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
191 I don't think Comrade Three-Rows-Up-On-The-Right knows what to do with 280 characters. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
192 Donald is the only one tweeting 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
193 Remember the old days before Excel when they kept all the ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
194 Hmmmmf, Global warming. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
195 I’m taking this test for a friend. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
196 We did this with a monkey on a typewriter and the best it could do was "gazoninsplat", but it's 2017! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
197 The chimpanzee thing went nowhere but maybe this time ... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
198 They have thirty minutes to quack the code. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
199 Hunt and Peck? No Way. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
200 All but one speaks fluent Russian. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
201 They've randomly written a recipe for bread. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
202 If these were monkeys, we'd be on to something! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
203 They're all tweeters but that one is a peeper. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
204 So, it seems it was Trump's tweets that got all your ducks in rows. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
205 What do you think they expect from us... fowl play? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
206 Well, the infinite number of monkeys and typewriters didn’t work So, I said let’s try an infinite number of ducks and computers to see if can duplicate the Great Works 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
207 So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
208 You can only move forward if you let these revelations soak in 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
209 What's the WiFi password? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
210 We have to admit that it is difficult for him to toe the line with webbed feet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
211 There's not a damn thing you can do about it 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
212 Well if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck , Well then must be a Duck 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
213 There you go - third row on the right - not reading - we've found the quack. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
214 They're just not very impressed with the Google Maps migration feature. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
215 That's one. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
216 These are our new temps. They're raising seed money for our latest venture. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
217 We haven't been able to prove it with monkeys and Shakespeare, but there are indications it may work with ducks and Tolstoy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
218 ...as I said before, Edwin, we are in ducks in a row, but different columns… 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
219 Not just CHICKENS can hunt-and-peck! Give them a chance, Margaret! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
220 So far, none of them can really type; they only know to hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
221 Pay attention, class, you shall learn how to properly make a confit. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
222 I don't think that old adage is going to work here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
223 Apparently to get funding, the zoo has to do standardized testing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
224 I think that the two in the next to last row are playing web-footsie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
225 On average the clack-clack is 40% as audible as the quack-quack. Some days it’s the other was around 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
226 The monkeys and the typewriter s turned out a pretty good read,, but now I’m seeing The National Book Award. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
227 This quack team is our best hope for rooting out the Twitter Bots. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
228 Did you read that the University of Cambridge is teaching sheep to do this same thing? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
229 Ok row 3, number one - no peeking or we'll send you to Mr. Chao's for lunch 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
230 Their quacks are impervious to the echo chamber. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
231 We figured they would just "hunt and peck". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
232 I'm impressed. You got them in rows and columns. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
233 Do you realize that duck is going to ruin our entire study? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
234 So, getting monkeys to compose Hamlet was too expensive, and you opted for pigeons? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
235 I'm telling you, You'll need to have ALL your ducks in a row 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
236 There's always one who doesn't get the word. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
237 We're far beyond the outmoded monkeys-typewriters theorem. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
238 Conduct your own Flock Sourcing and it feeds you twice 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
239 No problem. They hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
240 Ever since we starred one of 'em in that blasted commercial series . . . . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
241 Well...so much for Aflac. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
242 Now that's home schooling, Madam Secretary! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
243 Don't act naive, Dr. Fletcher. The purpose of the study is to spend as much grant money as possible. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
244 My money's on front row, middle. That the odd one in your notes? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
245 How long before we can go to human trials? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
246 They are all submitting their bills for the duct work. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
247 At last! Our years of government contracting prove that 'Birdbrain' is an apt term, where needed." 'At last! Our years of government contracting prove that 'birdbrain' is an apt characterization, where needed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
248 We've been working on increasing our goose quota. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
249 Uh, do you think there's bird seed in it? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
250 Remember when they used real training pellets? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
251 Do you think they know that the world wide web is not a foot reference? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
252 Everyone in this class is winging it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
253 Our new voice recognition software confirms that they all have what it takes to crack the darkest secrets on the web. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
254 The autopsy will answer the question, "chicken or egg?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
255 If only they would dot their I's, our work would be complete. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
256 It's not fair. That duck in the front row is the teacher's pet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
257 I have decided to put my ducks in rows. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
258 Sure they can do rows, but what about columns? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
259 If they want Shakespeare, they should use monkeys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
260 I never imagined what having your ducks in a row would look like, but seeing it somehow makes it seem rather less urgent. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
261 I'm sorry, but we are not quacks! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
262 The one on the right just flew in from Harvard. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
263 Well, you've certainly goy your ducks in a row 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
264 These walking desks are a lot more popular since we added the pond videos. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
265 Okay, who wrote 'Duck, Duck, Goose?' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
266 Yes, this is the Facebook Fake News Detection Team... They have an uncanny ability to flag anything that looks like a canard. And they are completely unbiased, having both a right wing and a left wing. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
267 We lose millions if there’s no market for mallard-ware. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
268 Fifteen Mac Donalds, and one odd duck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
269 I requested web designers not webbed designers but let's not tell HR till we see their work. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
270 Anyone typed out Moby Dick yet? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
271 I asked you, 'Should I put together a focus group,' and you said, 'That would be just ducky.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
272 Hey, aren't we supposed to be in one row? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
273 I thought it was supposed to be 'a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
274 One guy quacking. Get the duck tape. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
275 Seems like we have all of our ducks lined up except for one. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
276 Who’s going to be the first to say “Gezornanplatz”? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
277 Not nearly as prolific as those monkeys on the typewriters. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
278 It occurs to me that the monkeys had, at least, fingers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
279 They will be good once we get the keyboard right. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
280 I guess it's the touchpad for the others. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
281 Here at medicine.com - our quacks are the real deal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
282 Call Security! There's a duck run amok in the the row below the top. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
283 Animal testing is for the Quacks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
284 This employment strategy is only going to reinforce their belief that you're a quack. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
285 You know you're supposed to use monkeys, don't you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
286 Dr. Fox, you certainly have their attention! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
287 Let's see if they'll watch some cat videos. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
288 Only one right leaning one in the bunch. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
289 I don’t think this is what they meant when we were told to recruit from Purdue. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
290 And when they take attendance again, I'm going to say "Goose!" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
291 They say they don't want to be caught flatfooted in this job market. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
292 See? Government surveillance. Nothing to worry about! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
293 Ready. Tweet! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
294 You finally have your ducks in a row--now what? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
295 At least we can train them to hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
296 Tell corporate, at this point we almost have all our ducks in a row 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
297 Check - waterfowl linearly arranged. Next? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
298 This is the most diverse freshman class ever. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
299 How much time are they giving us to quack the code? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
300 All ducks in a row - check! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
301 Hmm, this wasn't the bill of students I was expecting 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
302 It was just a theory. And it was monkeys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
303 They seem to be naturals at Tweeting! So should we try them with the nuclear codes? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
304 I told you -- it only works with monkeys and typewriters 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
305 Let's see if they are any quicker then the monkeys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
306 They are here to rate the Graduates from our Medical School. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
307 Don't you hate when they put us in rows? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
308 The hunt and peck group is still my favorite. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
309 We used to use primates... but they've been banned... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
310 Third row on the right....cheating already! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
311 The new ornithology class was to be for the study OF birds 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
312 The monkeys finished with the tax plan now we need to help with Trump's twitter account because of the increased character limit for each tweet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
313 It seems that Quackery 101 is very popular. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
314 They're all sitting ducks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
315 It gives a whole new meaning to 'hunt and peck.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
316 ....and this is our Aflac duck training in progress. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
317 There's a million penguins with computers in another room we're waiting for Hamlet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
318 Interesting. This flock can't tweet without Donald. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
319 All Right Class, You may Begin... Peep Peep, Absolutely NO peeking allowed 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
320 They say they want to download QuackXPress. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
321 Are we just a bunch of peckers,or what? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
322 I can't believe I have to sit through this class for another ducking semester. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
323 Another lesson for us:- Never ask someone from the pedantic society to hire secretary birds. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
324 I fear the results will show they think we’re quacks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
325 Third row on right, he’s an agitator for higher wages! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
326 IS HIS NAME DONALD ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
327 We're seeing how long they can go without looking at their phones 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
328 At least they don't waste time trying to write Hamlet like the monkeys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
329 Have you all brought your #2 Bills? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
330 I see you have your ducks all lined up. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
331 Sorry Doc. This is the best we could do. The monkeys were invited to the White House. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
332 I want to use the “let’s quack open the laptops” line, but I’m afraid we’ll get sued. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
333 What the hell do I do Herb? Every time I get to the second "to be" it puts in "Shoobee?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
334 Guess what the school mascot is. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
335 At least we know they're not tweeting during working hours. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
336 Today, we will all learn how to "hunt-and-peck." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
337 I can see you have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
338 Subject A3 seems pretty gung-ho today. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
339 turns out all you have to do is let them bring their laptops to class...and they're sitting ducks! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
340 He says it helps him think outside the box. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
341 I forget how fowl these studies are. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
342 That's right! Hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
343 Need I repeat? No wings on the desk and all eyes on your screen. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
344 They're judging recipes for sweet and sour duck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
345 I think the duck call center is working out. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
346 Next we're going to try monkeys. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
347 We won’t start until quacking stops and all wings are off the table. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
348 It seems they're more comfortable out of the nest than our human students. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
349 This course is so hard, the seniors always try to duck it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
350 The Australia call center, duck-billed 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
351 Ladies and gentlemen, the first drafts were good, but I need you to do more than press the space bar. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
352 Why do I feel like a duck out of water? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
353 Rule 1, management 101. Get your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
354 ifonlywecouldread 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
355 You know these are touch screens don't you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
356 They are competing for the Poulet Surprise. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
357 We need to discuss the meaning of "pick random subjects". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
358 To get to the next round, find a goose! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
359 You mean they still use the Hunt and Peck method? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
360 I go by "Don," Professor. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
361 They’re waiting for pecking orders. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
362 There's your conclusion: 1 out of every 16 fowls cheat. Now let's see if we can get funding to study gun violence. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
363 How many will it take to type Hamlet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
364 I told you Monkeys! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
365 'Here's hoping they come up with a better health care plan.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
366 Doctor, I don’t know about you, but I think these new med students are a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
367 Rather than video conferencing, I prefer having my ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
368 Professor Eielson......These students are a bunch of quacks! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
369 Looks like we've got a duck whistler on row three! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
370 The only metaphor the team can agree upon is just ducky. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
371 When they said “Web Siminar” I assumed it was a foot fetish group. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
372 Welcome, Mr. Smith; so how can I help you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
373 They need a course correction. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
374 Just a bunch of bird-brains, professor! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
375 Peck support. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
376 No Shakespeare yet? Strange—it worked with the monkeys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
377 well if you hadn't called a a quack. they'd probably wouldnt have stopped. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
378 I can't logon, I forgot my pass chirp. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
379 That guy in the middle... front row... he gets it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
380 Are you sure we can compete with Twitter? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
381 Is this indicative of a parochial education. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
382 Next to the last row, far right. Shock him again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
383 As you can see, all mine are in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
384 Hey, birdbrain in the back, the tapping test starts in 3, 2, 1... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
385 Hmm...I thought things would get easier once they were all in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
386 Well, Bruce, it's good to see you have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
387 I'm pooping. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
388 It's not clear who's doing the talking so I can't enter." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
389 Please welcome Miss Mackintosh from the Penguin Hotline, who will explain to you why the Million Penguins collaborative writing project is being brought to an end. You read about it on the Penguin Books UK Blog. Now hear the real story. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
390 They're both quacks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
391 Good morning and welcome to ‘Winging it with the Quackintosh.’ 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
392 The Donald says they're quacks. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
393 OK, so the monkeys didn’t write “Hamlet”, but I’ve got a really good feeling about these ducks ! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
394 'what's your password?' 'IcanttellU' 'No, really, what's your password?' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
395 It could revolutionize the tweet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
396 It happens every time I think I have my ducks in a row... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
397 Takes a quack to know a quack 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
398 The monkeys were caught plagiarizing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
399 Isn't it supposed to be monkeys? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
400 How do you spell 'to be or not to be'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
401 Well how much cracked corn do you think we"ll need, Bob? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
402 Research has shown something has gone has gone grievously fowl. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
403 As usual, they expect us to wing it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
404 Keep an eye on that one in front. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
405 We're pretty sure he is a candidate for a trac-ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
406 I don’t think these people appreciate or even understand Duck. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
407 On the right, one from the back - prepare the orange sauce. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
408 At least we got Shakespeare out of the 100 monkeys. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
409 Is this their version of cage free? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
410 Medical students, if you pay attention, none of you will end up a quack. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
411 Waiting to see how long until they quack up 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
412 Donald, I'm sorry I called you a quack. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
413 We got all our ducks in a row, but then they ate all the mice. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
414 Instead of experiment, can we just roasted them? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
415 From one quack to another 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
416 Am I in the right class? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
417 Hey Drake, do you think it's a coincidence that we're the only department that doesn't work standing up? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
418 No, nothing yet, but it's still early. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
419 Well two out of four rows isn't bad! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
420 Just as I suspected, a bunch of twits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
421 “If you want psychoanalysis to work, you have to come clean.” [This for Nov. 6 issue. It is still before midnight on Nov. 5 where I am! You should say Eastern Standard Time on the cartoon page if that's what you mean.] 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
422 Same chicken and egg question, over and over. Can't they figure out themselves? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
423 No, I meant all in one row. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
424 Someone dropped the ball describing our quackery seminar. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
425 They had trouble with Ctrl+Alt+Del, so we're testing beak recognition. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
426 If it looks like a paid for duck acts like a paid for duck and quacks like a paid for duck then it must be a congressman! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
427 I see that everyone has a bill for this flocking class. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
428 With sufficient time, they should come up with something. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
429 Nice blinds. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
430 These guys are rating a new website: Duckolded By My Cheating Hen. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
431 After they complete the forms, we'll move them to the applicant pool. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
432 Are you ready to get angry? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
433 Now that we've gotten all of our ducks in a row, it's time to get them on social media. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
434 Call the President - finally, a focus group that doesn't believe in collusion with Russia. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
435 There's a 1 in 16 chance you'll have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
436 This doesn't seem to be humane... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
437 I should be teaching THEM how to tweet!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
438 They are faster than the monkeys on typewriters. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
439 So who would you expect to find in the billing department? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
440 I think this research could end up being as significant as our as findings on sleeping dogs. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
441 The ducks are happy to binge-watch, and instead of tasting fatty, this foie gras will taste like quality television. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
442 This, is how duck face animojis are made 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
443 I'm going to duck out for some coffee. Keep an eye out for fowl play. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
444 That's right, a perfect record of denying unwarranted claims. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
445 Duck, duck, duck, goose? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
446 This is the annual Duck-a-thon, Doctor 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
447 Maybe we should rethink the water-cooled processors. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
448 I hear the research they're doing has caused quite a flap. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
449 Even Webmd is full of quacks 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
450 Packed first for the winter again. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
451 This company has all its ducks in a row 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
452 Give up Bill. These guys are never going to master touch typing. They just need to hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
453 Finally, we have our ducks are in a row. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
454 We couldn't afford the monkeys 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
455 I'm having a write or flight moment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
456 Daffy, for the last time, wings off the table. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
457 I miss the one with the goatee. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
458 I'm afraid this is Quark training. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
459 Did he say click the duckspace key? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
460 I got all the ducks. I thought you were getting the goose? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
461 Don't forget, the flying workshop takes place next Monday. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
462 They don't require coffee breaks! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
463 I think you've officially killed the bird caller business 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
464 I like "The Donald." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
465 Looks like 3rd Row far right is our pick to lead the group! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
466 We should tell Holden, that’s where they came from Central Park! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
467 We need to get these Russian Quackers ready for the '18 elections. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
468 OK, everyone, we're about to begin. Break an egg. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
469 The two in row C seats 1 and 2 look promising for our sex as computer fixation cure. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
470 Once the sheep come in our plan comes into action. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
471 We are so quacked to find funding for this project, things are not going ducky. Nope nope nope. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
472 As it turns out, none of them have fingers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
473 This group pecks out Youtube comments. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
474 Just when you think you have all your ducks in a row . . . . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
475 The one in the third row sees everything from a unique angle. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
476 Today, they will learn how to cut and paste. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
477 I think we'll be fine as long as we can keep all of our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
478 There's always one odd duck isn't there. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
479 If monkeys can do it, so can ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
480 Don't they just make you think a l'orange? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
481 Duck, duck, duck, duck. Where is the goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
482 Maybe a species with fingers, next time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
483 Houston, we have a Twitter problem. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
484 Our hypothesis is correct, they are less productive than the monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
485 Ha, that one thinks he will be President one day! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
486 I am trying to reverse the pecking order 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
487 All eyes forward hands at sides. Begin 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
488 Can you believe it. . . They're cross-training and can't even use a keyboard. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
489 I still predict not a single line of Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
490 One more shift an then...down time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
491 The row configuration is nice, but let's try circle. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
492 What's the bill for these computers, doctor? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
493 They all work for food - quality bird seed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
494 Now is the time for all good ducks to come to the aid of what? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
495 I guess we'll have to duck the diversity question 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
496 Our Trump Tweet Section is character sensitive. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
497 Aflac job interview: “How would you discribe your quack? Average or above average?” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
498 "Now, scroll to the bottom of the screen and quack OK. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
499 We don't use pellets any more. The ones that peck the right key get an adrenaline rush. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
500 It will be interesting to discover how many default to hunt and peck rather than touch typing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
501 Apparently hitting Control-Alt-duck emoji does it. The’ve tried ‘undo’ ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
502 Well Bill, how were you abducted? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
503 There's always a slacker. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
504 And they’re calling ME a “Quack?!?!? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
505 John, this isn't what I had in mind when I told you to get your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
506 They certainly type like ducks but the grant money is only half spent. Let's run the quack test again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
507 I thought you said we had all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
508 But monkeys are a protected species. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
509 Look at my quack security team. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
510 We have found them to be extremely efficient, though we nearly dismissed them as a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
511 You may begin. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
512 So your theory is given enough time they will recreate "The Art of the Deal"? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
513 Do you capitalize the Q or the K? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
514 It's the only way we could get all our millennial ducks in rows. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
515 Need to remove test subject in Row 3, laptop 1. He is clearly not a duck. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
516 Computer Simulations,uuugh! Can’t we just go back to animal testing? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
517 Next time wish for monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
518 It appears that we don't have our ducks in order. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
519 It's proven, they do much better with their heads. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
520 Psst. pass it on . Make sure to leave the "e"s out of Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
521 It's only a matter of time before they quack the code. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
522 Perhaps they'd be more productive if they were all in one row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
523 This one says they're holding out for migration leave. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
524 Peckapalooza? Not sciencey enough. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
525 Third row right, they are cheating on their law boards again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
526 Its's a new approach to navigation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
527 If he's from Monsanto, he must know Dave Letterman. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
528 Good. Now we've got all our ducks in a row 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
529 100 monkeys typing for 100 years was much messier, but the language these guys use is so fowl!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
530 Kind of ruins your Duck-Duck Goose game ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
531 Productivity is a little slow, but since molting season turnover is almost zero! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
532 Now days everyone's on their electronics 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
533 I think the theory is that a hundred monkeys could write a novel, not a hundred ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
534 They're all streaming the movie "Happy Feet", except for one. He's the one with the great voice. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
535 The hypothesis is that voice recognition cancels out the advantage of monkeys having fingers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
536 find the outlier 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
537 OK, we're sticking with the hunt and peck method......except for Harold over here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
538 I guess this may not be the best way to mine bitcoin after all. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
539 Like I told you, we have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
540 But are you ready for a slow quack? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
541 I think duck #5 may have realized the coincidence of the Chinese restaurant next door. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
542 Turns out migratory patterns are all about access to start-ups. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
543 OK, ducks, the monkeys just knocked out a Shakespeare, now lets see whatyou can do. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
544 Well, I see you finally got all your ducks in a row 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
545 Every so often you'll find an 'odd duck' who doesn't get social media. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
546 Ugh...This guy can barely speak duck. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
547 I don't know, I think they're just a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
548 So, one us will get a timeshare in Cabo every winter, but we still have to fly down there? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
549 And this is our social media division 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
550 At least they're birds of a feather. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
551 I assume you've noted the two not really flocking. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
552 I know they can only hunt and peck but they are willing to work for xchicken feed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
553 In my professional opinion, they’re lame ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
554 If they don't say 'ducking' then who's it for? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
555 But how will they be able to hit control-alt-delete with just their bills? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
556 'Meet our quack team of computer specialists.' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
557 I was looking at it as if they were in columns. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
558 Pioneers in Avian Textual Response 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
559 You have been telling me for years that you are leaving your wife, but lately you seem to be ducking the issue. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
560 We guarantee a level playing field in our annual hunt and peck keyboarding contest. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
561 Welcome to Quackery 101. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
562 The trolls saw what we couldn't -- these guys were always sitting ducks! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
563 Good morning class and welcome to culinary arts 101. Today we will be learning how to make duck confit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
564 Looks like we've got all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
565 So, remind me: What were we trying to prove here? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
566 Welcome to Hunt and Peck 400 - Advanced Keyboard Skills 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
567 We are on the verge of understanding the relationship between Google Maps and migratory patterns. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
568 In this typing class, we teach the hunt-and-peck method. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
569 His last lecture was a quack. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
570 They behave the same and they're a lot cheaper than our normal beta testers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
571 Let's play along if he'll give us a cut of the grant money. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
572 I don't think this is what they meant when they said "computer farm". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
573 Psst. “AFLAC,” pass it down! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
574 A new study of the most humane treatment of animals 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
575 We’re sitting ducks all in a row. Whataya think’s their hypothesis? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
576 They are the Dr. Oz research group. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
577 We've found this to be much more efficient than the 10,000 monkeys methodology 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
578 I see you there! No cheating or it is back to the lake with you! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
579 Quacks are right behind dermatologists as the most popular residencies. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
580 The one in the third row right is saying...."On 3 we make our break 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
581 "goose? goose? goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
582 "So, can you tell which one is the adolescent? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
583 ...and I though Sociology101 was a bird course 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
584 I think we have a billing problem. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
585 Please do not interrupt--testing in progress to determine the new Aflac spokes-duck. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
586 Someone should tell these guys that ducks don't "twitter" ? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
587 Here we go, again. Get ready for the hundredth ducky. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
588 We have to pass the flight test simulation? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
589 I prefer audiobooks. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
590 I keep thinking these science people are just quacks...! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
591 Who can define "quack science"? Anyone? Anyone? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
592 Hey, wanna grab some stale bread after work? I know a place. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
593 I don't know why our government would want to invest in these kinds of studies. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
594 Yes, two seem to think 'all ducks in a row'means only that! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
595 Every gaggle has it's anomaly. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
596 Well, at least they're in rows. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
597 The one looking to the right-he's just going through a phase. He'll fall in line soon enough. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
598 We're testing for the best hunt and peck system. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
599 They are much better than the 'hunt and peck' guys we had. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
600 My computer screen turned blue and I have this urge to fly into it. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
601 Typing monkeys are so last century. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
602 Here at the billing department we take great pride in accuracy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
603 I got ninety nine problems but a goose ain’t one. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
604 The closest the monkeys came was "Two B, oar knot too bee" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
605 You're right, they're all birdbrains. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
606 What is all this bunching up? I thought we agreed to seat them duck, duck, goose, duck, duck, goose.... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
607 It's politician hunting season. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
608 And observe, there's always that one Quack 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
609 Monkeys are good at Shakespeare, but WE needed a new tax code. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
610 Sitting, out of water and in a row - let me guess, that's the odd one? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
611 Front and center, we have a right wing quack 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
612 The Erudite chicken is the new free range 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
613 Do they think that we'd EVER follow that fool around? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
614 I'm betting on the duck, third row end. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
615 We’re waiting for the complete works of Shakespeare but all we get are jokes that quack us up. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
616 By my count it's fifteen chirpers and one cheater. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
617 They were ALL trained by Skinner! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
618 Third Row. Far Right. I guess all of our ducks aren't in a row. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
619 At least, they won't be ducking this question! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
620 Third table...right end...is the only one who questions our hypothesis. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
621 I think one of them is trying to ask a question by raising a hand. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
622 Everyone face the webbed camera, please. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
623 They are calling it “The Ducklaration of Independence.” 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
624 It's no Shakespeare, but at least they're not monkeying around. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
625 These call center employees work for chicken feed and the best part is that our clients can't even tell the difference. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
626 Finally we're getting some intelligent tweets. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
627 I think there are 6 that are not like the others. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
628 No cheating- keep your eyes on your own computer. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
629 If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
630 I use my phone for everything. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
631 Geez, Harold. I didn't literally mean we needed to get all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
632 A focus group of mallards was used to evaluate new pillow products on their quacktops. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
633 This would go so much faster with fingers. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
634 Susan, they're egging me on taking so long for this exam. I have to duck out to go to my quack of a doctor's office. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
635 Last row right. He's the lab assistant. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
636 I don't see any of you walking, swimming, or quacking. I also don't see any of you working. What am I paying you people for!? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
637 And this is the focus group for Gaggle.com. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
638 What's the purpose of super-intelligent ducks again? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
639 We couldn't afford monkeys, so I'm not expecting Macbeth 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
640 Quack recognition technology has unleashed their potential. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
641 Welcome to hunt-and-peck typing 101. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
642 I think if you strut. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
643 That one never quaked, so what did you expect? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
644 OK, we’re ready to peck. Now where the hell is Hunt? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
645 I guess he’s tired of working on our “duck, duck, goose” video game. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
646 I think he's plotting against our row idea. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
647 We find they are very good at removing bugs from the programs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
648 All we ask from the thousand of you is a copy of “Howard the Duck.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
649 I just don't understand it... why does this cohort always prefer Linux? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
650 The monkeys went on strike. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
651 Peking ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
652 We predict that one of their descendants will write "The Great American Novel" about the same time that the last possible reader becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
653 The control group tweeted a lot more. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
654 We know what an infinite number of monkeys can do on typewriters, let's see what an infinite number of ducks do with Microsoft word. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
655 To think we gave them the correct answer beforehand, and only one got it right. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
656 That was the White House - they want double the 'likes' on his next tweet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
657 At least we got the occasional word out of the monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
658 A quack here, a quack there and suddendly the place is full of quacks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
659 I thought you said you had your ducks all in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
660 Today we’ll be discussing quacks - I mean quarks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
661 They must have come across the question on climate change. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
662 Do you think that they would perform better in a row? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
663 I see you've finally got all your computers in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
664 Can you spot the non-conformist? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
665 The monkeys were faster. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
666 It looks like you have all of your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
667 It's called quacksourcing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
668 Yes, I see you've got all your ducks in a row on this project. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
669 I give anything for a dart right now . 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
670 And here's our new quack team of migration specialists helping us transition to the cloud. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
671 The College bulletin called my course a duck...not for ducks! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
672 Talk about deja vu. My husband was replaced by a squirrel. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
673 The salary comes: the usual popcorn. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
674 We are trying trying to get a bird's eye view of the company 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
675 Where's the damn mouse? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
676 I got seventy-five pecks per minute. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
677 Make way for duck-linux 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
678 Yes, goose? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
679 Do you think they'll beat the monkeys with typewriters? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
680 Welcome to our test kitchen. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
681 It's been 3 years, 5 months and 28 days since we last heard any of them screech "Aflac" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
682 We just can't quack the code. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
683 Hey! How are we supposed to use these things? We don't have fingers. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
684 This worked better with monkeys. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
685 He has a Ph.D. and doesn't think our other representatives are qualified to hand out free advice. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
686 The bright side this will be reduced payroll costs. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
687 Those monkeys had fingers to use on their typewriters. Using the hunt and peck method will take us forever. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
688 This is how you prepare for an Aflak commercial. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
689 Are these billable hours? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
690 Monkeys, I said an infinite amount of monkeys. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
691 But can they code? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
692 They haven't written anything yet- what a bunch of quacks! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
693 We didn't have any monkeys. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
694 Let's stick with artificial intelligence. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
695 If this works they'll never call us a couple of quacks again. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
696 Your research quackery looks promising. I'm heading over to check on the hogwash trials. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
697 That's Donald in the third row right beaking. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
698 Watch the one on the wing in the third row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
699 It's our Insect and Fish Channel focus group. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
700 "How do you spell "quack"? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
701 TO beak or not to beak, that is the question... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
702 I know all their tweet sound alike but looks like the one in the 3rd row is copying its neighbor. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
703 See? When I look at you instead of the screen, it drives them crazy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
704 I'd say it's optimal. Cheaper than monkeys and faster than snakes. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
705 IT'S LIKE TWITTER FOR DOCTORS, WE CALL IT QUACK 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
706 Anyone over 40 wpm gets a job and a beak massage. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
707 Why is everyone's book turned off? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
708 These are our US born and trained Peking ducks. The best part of the contract is that they will live under their desks for no extra money. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
709 This is the best customer service team in the industry! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
710 You know darn well I can't say whether I'm the Goose. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
711 Our help desk for ducks flying south this winter is all set; but are you sure, this year, ducks will be using GPS's? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
712 Maybe we should try removing 'fish' from the search options. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
713 I know the boss said we need more 'tweets' but is this really going to work? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
714 Pssst! Microsoft sucks...pass it on! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
715 Like I said, there's always a quacker and an old mouser somewhere in the plump. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
716 'Can anyone quack a joke?' might not be a species-sensitive thing to say right now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
717 Has the monkeys with typewriters lab called foul? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
718 The investment is worth it. Of a million ducks pecking, we might have the next Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
719 You fool! We won't steal all those passwords with a team of QUACKers! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
720 They are trying to prove the infinite duck theorem! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
721 I think I would have preferred to fly south for the winter rather than take this indoor job. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
722 Maybe "The Ugly Duckling" was not a good story to start teaching them. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
723 After you finish this course on Negging you will all be dating swans. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
724 Finally... we have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
725 They must take us for a couple of quacks. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
726 We still don't have ALL our ducks in a row." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
727 As with regular college students, there's always one who imprints on a freshman rather than his social media 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
728 This is how we find the next Aflac duck! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
729 As parents look over their shoulder who will update their status first? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
730 That one just seems to paddle around on the keyboard. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
731 Can anyone here tweet with no hands? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
732 The focus is on eating smarter food choices. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
733 According to the White House, one of them will influence Russian elections within 1,000 years. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
734 This looks like a lot of quackery. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
735 I'll bet they beat the monkeys by half an eternity. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
736 No, I said we needed to recruit code CRACKERS 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
737 Keep your eye on that one in the second row! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
738 Six hours so far, and only one of them wants to quit. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
739 The water's free. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
740 Twitter helped to get all my ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
741 Does this allow you to have wet dreams without the visual embarrassment? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
742 Interesting. Tell me more about these dirty thoughts... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
743 I was terrified of germs as a youngster but you'd never know it today. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
744 Tell me this isn't worth $200! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
745 When I was a teaching assistant I knew all their names by the end of the first class. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
746 I dunno. It was fine when they were doing the Aflac commercials, but move into handling claims has got me worried. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
747 She finds the whole Webbinar experience distasteful. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
748 Corporate wants to emulate AFLAC's business model. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
749 I hope they don't expect speed, I can only hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
750 This Apple autocorrect training seminar is a really ducking waste of time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
751 "I wonder why we've had multiple reports of trash talking sheep in the last WEEK!!!!" "GIVE ME A BREAK MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A great man once said, SSSSSHHHHHEEEEPPPPP 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
752 Do you think they suspect they're in the matrix? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
753 Tell Purchasing it's mouse, not grouse. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
754 When dealing with these test subjects, I find the best approach is just to dive in head first. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
755 I'm afraid our hackers don't measure up to the Russians. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
756 I worried our Symposium for Online Medical Journals would be filled with quacks. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
757 It is not an infinite number of pigeons, so we're only going to get short stories." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
758 What are they testing us for? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
759 Think this is bad? The place is run by a real quack. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
760 They are just trying to observe what “down with fake news” is all about 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
761 You watch front row center. I'll watch third row right. Those two are the bird brains. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
762 Let's hope this new MCAT rules out the future quacks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
763 At first I thought they were just getting their ducks in a row, but it turns out we're sitting ducks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
764 Watch out for that quack in the third row. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
765 Mom always said I was an odd duck. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
766 "Guess which one is a decoy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
767 It's a tech savvy audience- I'd advise not to duck any questions 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
768 Welcome to the I-Peck 101 class. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
769 Does anyone else feel like a sitting duck watching these Thanksgiving cooking shows? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
770 Teaching them to read was hard enough; but critical thinking too? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
771 Microsoft Bird classes are very popular 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
772 At least the monkeys new how to type. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
773 Hey, no pecking at somebody else's computer! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
774 Have you noticed the outright anarchy in the front row? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
775 Is it okay if I duck out early? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
776 Something tells me that maybe we cross the line by focusing too much on cost per hour.. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
777 We have all our ducks lined up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
778 Proctoring winter exams used to be so easy before climate change! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
779 It may not work with ducks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
780 I say we settle for one good haiku. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
781 They all hunt and peck, so this is our slowest typing pool. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
782 so much for individualism! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
783 There will be no cheating or fowl play in my classroom 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
784 How do you turn this thing on? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
785 Are these the ones that grew digits? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
786 Is this going to be on the exam? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
787 “Quackulus”, “Quackulator”, “Quacktop”... you’d think they don’t know that we speak English. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
788 Our last proctor let us bring in birdseed. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
789 Yep, 240 of them. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
790 If only they knew the Twitter bots were really ducks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
791 We're testing a new app for Millinibills. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
792 They're waiting for you to say 'Goose!' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
793 Twitter's policy violation team are a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
794 He's a free agent. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
795 I think the White House social media team could use a break. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
796 We think this might work better than monkeys on typewriters! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
797 This study will prove ducks can write an even better novel than the monkies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
798 I smell opportunity. Yeah dude, but to them it still tastes like chicken. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
799 Preliminary testing, midterm election ads. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
800 Our medical school is now graduating quacks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
801 That one is talking too much. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
802 There must’ve been some quacks in the admission process. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
803 Well, that's the first step. Getting all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
804 Trust me, you don't want organic certification. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
805 That duck in the third row, shouldn't he be gray? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
806 If they can't quack this code, no one can! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
807 It's really been a head and shoulders improvement in participation from when they had the old pen and paper. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
808 A million of them could write 'MacDuck'. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
809 Now when you're ready, quack! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
810 Well are duckies are all in rows, but not yet in columns! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
811 Use the mouse! How the hell are we supposed to use the mouse? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
812 I told them they could order out today. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
813 dog 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
814 I'm sorry, we're all out of ducks to give. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
815 I thought Hunt & Peck was the name of the firm! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
816 We're great at rows but still struggle with columns 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
817 We definitely need larger keyboards. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
818 First, I'll call the roll to see who's here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
819 The question is, which one will be the first to quack? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
820 Is this a variation on how many monkeys? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
821 Just wait 'till they get our bill. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
822 And you say this idea came to you in a dream? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
823 The monkeys came up with the complete works of William Shakespeare. The ducks seem fixated on J.D. Salinger’s novels. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
824 Can you type? Or are we expected to hunt and peck? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
825 So he's left-winger or right-winger? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
826 See the guy in the middle? I'd advise you to buy more stock in Microsoft. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
827 Is the irony of a pecking order lost on you? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
828 Each laptop has a different recipe for preparing duck and asks how it could be improved. We think we'll get no protests. They're all republicans except for the one in the back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
829 They're proving much better at iambic pentameter than those worthless monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
830 With a quack quack here and a quack quack there... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
831 I tell ya Dewey, these guys are real quacks! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
832 As I feard Dr Smith this years class is full of quacks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
833 We're investigating if we'll be able to keep our ducks in a row now that tweets are 280 characters. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
834 Before you respond to management, make sure they realize it's just an expression. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
835 "Coding for Ducks" is one of those programs taxpayers might not be to please about. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
836 Let’s see if these birdbrains have a clue! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
837 Surprisingly, our chimpanzees did type out Hamlet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
838 I'm surprised no one ducked out of class on Senior Ditch Day. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
839 If 3 monkeys could type Shakespeare, just think what this group will do! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
840 It's a class on how to catcg a ruse, not a rooster. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
841 Does cheating count as a cognitive breakthrough? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
842 Seems we have a couple of odd ducks this semester. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
843 Our funding was cut when the monkeys fell short of Shakespeare, but we've scaled back and are hopeful that the ducks will generate some Dan Brown. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
844 You have exactly one hour to finish your diversity exam. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
845 Ok on three find the worm! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
846 The job announcement was supposed to say we were looking for hackers, not quackers, but several applicants fit the *bill* in both senses of the word. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
847 I know it’s not Shakespeare, but what did you expect? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
848 When the course catalog said "Online Training", I just assumed we'd be learning telephone wire perching. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
849 I see you've got your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
850 Everything would be just ducky if we could just keep the attention of that distracted fowl student in the second to last row! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
851 Do they actually expect us to quack this code? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
852 Who's the quack slacking off in row three? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
853 Wait, where's the goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
854 --And that one produced a Trump twitter. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
855 Trust me, I know quacks when I seem them. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
856 Many of them Google gobble, gaggle, or goose. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
857 They didn't have the budget for an infinite number of monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
858 Now for the tough one: A duck walks into a bar... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
859 We're researching why they really cross the road. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
860 The results so far—gathered by our sophisticated voice recognition—suggest a significant distrust of authority, as well as a deeply ingrained skepticism about the credentials of experts in virtually any field. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
861 That is strange. Those two in the third row are the only ones flocking together. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
862 They're not getting it. Maybe we should bring back the monkeys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
863 IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN BY "KEEP YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW"? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
864 It's incredible how they organize there migration flight plans now. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
865 If a novel can result from 1,000 monkeys with typewriters, this should work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
866 Let's just say that you don't want to go into the isles to check their work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
867 Their hourly billing rate is ridiculous 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
868 Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose? Does anyone know if Goose is coming in today? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
869 Wait, where's the goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
870 If they pass this test, everything will be just ducky. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
871 Duck?"... "Here!"..."Duck?"..."Present!"..."Goose? Goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
872 I bet every one of these guys is going to end up being a quack doctor. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
873 Finally a new way to conduct animal testing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
874 They misunderstood at orientation when we said there are no bills at this school. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
875 I know, I know - but they were all out of monkeys! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
876 OK, yes, we paid peanuts and didn't get monkeys. You still don't win the bet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
877 He's looking at his ex's Facebook profile. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
878 Day 34, they still do not seem to realize they are being studied. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
879 There is no way all of you had cats eat your homework. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
880 The ASPCA won't let us keep them in cubicles. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
881 It's my new north to south flight-plan app for orphaned ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
882 Before we begin make sure you're off the Web. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
883 Okay, the monkeys did it on typewriters, so here is the new class—start the infinity clock. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
884 The Department of Animal Psychology has launched a spin-off marketing company called Duck, Duck and Goose. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
885 The best thing is; they work for crumbs and peanuts. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
886 He thinks he’s a black swan. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
887 The monkeys were much faster writing Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
888 Quack,quack,qua..I don't get it. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
889 It's a menu. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
890 I think Anthony is at it again! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
891 You! On the far right in the third row! You're not supposed to be able to talk! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
892 This test shows you which ones will be good at the V-formation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
893 He's never subtle about being the first in Billing to finish his work load. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
894 Ever see so many dumb ducks? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
895 With a click clack here and a click clack there, here a click there a clack, everywhere a quack quack - oh no! Non-conformist alert third row, far right! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
896 Goose? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
897 They are excellent at picking out garbage. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
898 Ooh. I wonder what that one in the third row is going to type. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
899 So far, they’re all just tweeting at each other. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
900 It's a beta test for "Placid Birds. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
901 How about that? It is a bird course. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
902 They're just not flocking over to tablets anymore. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
903 I think this proves the, "Walks like a duck" theory. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
904 Something's wrong with subject C4 in the third row - he only tweeted once. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
905 User testing for the new flight simulator game was uncovering accessibility issues. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
906 I said this project should be slam dunk, not a slam duck... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
907 What page did he say? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
908 Looks like the hiring manager's cell phone was on autocorrect again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
909 We're preparing our systems in the event of a full fledged cyberattack. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
910 This is the gaggle googling class! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
911 Wait till you get the bill...... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
912 There's a wise quacker, I'm sure. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
913 I hate all of these dumb ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
914 The audition for the new insurance company commercial will begin now. Beginning with the first row, one at a time, repeat after me, "AFLAC". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
915 What's up, duck? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
916 Don't forget to include your name, date of birth and park. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
917 Please make sure you are in your assigned seats. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
918 Thank god, I'm not the only quack in this room. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
919 Wanna go to Quacker Barrel for lunch later? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
920 Strange... they usually want us all in *one* row. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
921 This focus group is for the birds. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
922 The online courses are very popular, but for some reason they seem to prefer our wireless network 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
923 If you get nervous, just imagine they’ve all been plucked. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
924 He just can't quit quacking jokes! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
925 The admin said duck diversity was too low... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
926 You have to watch this class like a hawk. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
927 A columnar desk arrangement was simply out of the question. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
928 Put that one on Ritalin. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
929 Are they still staring at us? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
930 Looks like third row, far right, may be cheating. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
931 There's always an over eager one every semester, isn't there? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
932 All this technology is for the birds! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
933 Aflac training. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
934 So this is what you meant when you said the auditorium was full of quacks... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
935 How do you think the monkeys rare doing? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
936 They're quackbook pros. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
937 They're fine with the repetitive stuff, but . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
938 Should I say goose? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
939 They're also upset about Trump's tweets. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
940 If they do well here, the sky's the limit. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
941 Until now, she had only used the hunt and peck system. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
942 I told you that using even ONE male would ruin the experiment! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
943 |They'll work for peanuts but I still can't get that one to use Spellcheck." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
944 The ducks are in a row. Now what? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
945 Do you think they showed up for Quakery101? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
946 its the finest flock we've ever had at this pollo-chial school 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
947 It's like monkeys but only hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
948 Well, we did have many more chickens than monkeys 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
949 Well, we better postpone the release if the software testers are still swiping right on the decoy profiles. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
950 The monkey test was a complete failure. They just wouldn't keep typing for a long enough time. Birds are more used to sitting so we're hopeful we'll get better results. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
951 If you can't touch-type, you'll just have to hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
952 You really need to get all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
953 It looks as if all our ducks are in order. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
954 Only one is responding and one isn't even paying attention -try the attackad instead. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
955 I think we did a good job. Finally we got our ducks in rows! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
956 Looks like one guy is still using dial-up. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
957 Looks like we'll be ducking this decision. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
958 This is not what I meant by having all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
959 We've decided to outsource to Peking ducks. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
960 Othello, Hamlet, and three Sonnets in six years. Not bad considering they don't have opposable thumbs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
961 Why does your screen say ‘Goose’? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
962 Today, the great myth is debunked. The hunt and peck method is NOT inferior! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
963 I told you this was going to be a huge waste of pizza. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
964 Would you two like to share with the class! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
965 They're all quacks. But I do like the guy in the third row with the leftist views. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
966 Third row far right: Duckling getting ugly. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
967 Despite surface appearances, they're actually working really hard. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
968 Tetty, keep your eyes on your own exam! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
969 Remember how the monkeys would jump up and down when they got an idea? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
970 In addition to a 1 square foot apartment we get job training and free medical. I love California. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
971 Front row center, wing tapping. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
972 “Number 7 is cheating! ... He’s using ‘Aflac’.”9 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
973 Call IT. I think there is a problem with the Windows migration. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
974 Now that we only use sitting ducks as our research subjects, we're starting to get the results that we want. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
975 Our mouse focus group didn't like the cat videos, either. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
976 These new recruits are cheap as chicken feed. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
977 Maybe we should have used monkeys... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
978 Is that the duckling who missed your imprinting class. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
979 We couldn’t find enough monkeys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
980 It is just a hunch, sir... but I think the duck on the end of the third row may be a right-winger. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
981 Okay, they got us in a row. Now what? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
982 You said in rows, right? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
983 They'd be more productive if they didn't have to hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
984 Excuse me! Excuse me! I have to go to the nest and lay and egg. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
985 We thought they’d eventually type out Hamlet, but they’re all hunt and peck typists. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
986 There are rumors that one of you has been sexually harassing someone in this class. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
987 Gotta watch these birds during the test. One of them's trying to cheat already. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
988 I feel very unprotected in this "sitting duck"class. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
989 Ethics? Smethics! I've already got my residency lined up. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
990 Can you give me a hand? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
991 Hey guys! Who does not like Nietzsche? Do you want to be a superman? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
992 Hunt and peck, yes, but they work for peanuts... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
993 We'll call it: tweeting. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
994 QuackBook Pro focus group 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
995 Okay. Looks like we finally have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
996 They eat software bugs, but it was hard to get them to focus. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
997 Let’s fly this coop 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
998 I hear Marketing wants to name it "Quackr". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
999 Teaching the "Hunt and Peck" system to chickens. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1000 TRUMP'S ONLINE APPROVAL POLLING 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1001 If it looks like a duck test, it's a duck test. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1002 They look confused, is the Wi-Fi working? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1003 So much for diversity 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1004 Yeah, touch-typing - I get by just fine with hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1005 The feathers don't begin to fly until the bird seed icon appears. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1006 They're close to the solution of why chickens cross the road. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1007 Please tell me they're proficient in Excel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1008 Due to budget cuts, we can now only afford to pay respondents in breadcrumbs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1009 "Donald went senile, so we sold him to a Chinese restaurant. But Huey, Louie and Dewey are here somewhere. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1010 Cyber Security 101: Cracking serial hacks from Mac quacks 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1011 third row far right - sexual harassment 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1012 Technically speaking, if they look like ducks... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1013 Now it’s unanimous, this is a bird Course. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1014 Wow. This shows how much technology has changed. Now ducks can control a computer. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1015 Hey, I heard that the doctor that conducted this study is a quack. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1016 Now let's do the Hippocratic Oath and you"re good to go. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1017 Remember: 100 pecks for the bull's eye. First one with the best pecker wins the Golden Egg. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1018 Last time I ever lie on my resume about my tweeting ability 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1019 Just who will become the next "Vale-duck-torian?" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1020 It seems like the experiment would be more convincing if they had arms. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1021 I'm just impressed we got them all to sit still. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1022 Your research has the full support of our administration. Look at all the ducks we give! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1023 We've got a quackerjack research team. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1024 Wow, don't they look ready?" "Ask me after they connect the mice. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1025 They keep insisting on using something called "Quackle" as their search engine. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1026 Well at least productions has gone up 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1027 This is just such a big chance for us to climb the ranks. I mean they gave the monkeys' their shot and they blew it! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1028 It's 5 A.M. you should all be on the entry for WORM on Wikipedia. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1029 Note: one loosey goosey in the third row, aisle seat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1030 Congratulations, doctor, on getting all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1031 So your students are all lined up in a row and focused on their laptop screens. Do you they know that this is a cooking class about them? Cooking duck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1032 Can you believe it? Every single one of the infinite monkeys is out on strike! Fortunately ducks are notoriously anti-union. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1033 17 ducks at 17 computers for 17 years? What a waste this experiment was... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1034 I find most of them are on Google Maps looking for "South" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1035 The admintions officers took diversity a little too far 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1036 A semester of typing classes and they still hunt and peck! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1037 Duck? Duck? Goose? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1038 Seriously? Who'd you rope into funding this, Warner Brothers? Disney? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1039 OK, OK, we'll buy supplemental insurance. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1040 You know, I'm not sure it does beat migration. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1041 Talk about tightening your budget! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1042 This guy is never gonna say 'goose' is he? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1043 This new update makes it so much easier to get our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1044 their just a bunch of quakes, if you ask me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1045 Aren't the ducks supposed to be in one row? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1046 My money is on "Hamlet", but maybe "Romeo and Juliet". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1047 So this is Duck, Duck, Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1048 The most searched term was "duck you". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1049 We believe we're six months from identifying the goose. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1050 Well, I have all of my ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1051 You'd have thought the cat videos would have scared them off by now. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1052 The monkeys produced Shakespeare. Ducks produced Trump tweets? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1053 You in the front, feet in your lap! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1054 Yes, Hen and Peck is slower, but the monkeys spent too much time just hanging. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1055 Sure, Dr. Johnson, they are a little slow... but there is no minimum wage for ducks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1056 They are Googling, why a duck. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1057 They expect hunt and peck...so I use voice recognition to mess with their analytics. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1058 Check and see if any of them has come up with Hamlet yet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1059 They're still stuck on "quack quack". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1060 Twins, Twins and more Twins. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1061 We are testing the recognition of facial quacks for our new technology. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1062 It's ok to count them now. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1063 I think they're just dabbling. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1064 They refused to sit in a row. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1065 Psst: don't check Long Island, Moscow or Peking as place of birth. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1066 This new ducknology test group is coming along nicely 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1067 Sure, the ducks are very good at getting in a row but you can’t beat monkeys for typing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1068 Last year it was one monkey, one typewriter. This year, we've got a budget. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1069 I thought they were supposed to turn into sheep? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1070 We couldn’t get funding for an infinite number of monkeys but these ducks are working on Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1071 They're pecking orders. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1072 The world is now a better place. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1073 How do you log in? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1074 We couldn't find any monkeys and typewriters. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1075 This IS a class in Advanced Calculus, and Herbie leans more toward Liberal Arts . . . 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1076 So I guess flocking together is old school? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1077 This is a remedial class for students who insist on the hunt and peck method. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1078 iQuack beta testing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1079 There’s too much quackery 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1080 This gives a whole new meaning to strictly for the birds. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1081 Monkeys had typewriters. Maybe duck recognition will yield something. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1082 One of them will eventually hunt and peck the complete screenplay of Howard the Duck. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1083 Get 'em to stop pecking and start typing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1084 If it writes javascript like a duck… 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1085 Yes, you can tell them anything you want you 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1086 We're waiting for their Twitter eggs to hatch. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1087 Thankfully they not apes! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1088 I think it was the name of the course that got me, Peck Your Way To Success. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1089 They do great work, if you can just get them into their seats. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1090 If you want Shakespeare, you need monkeys. Ducks'll get you James Joyce. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1091 Welcome to Hunting and Pecking 101. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1092 We've got one with ADHD in row 3, but her pecking shows a lot of creative thinking. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1093 You know, of course, that this has been tried with monkeys. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1094 Watch them like a hawk...they tend to duck out. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1095 It's good to see you finally got all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1096 Just remember, if they call you a quack it's a compliment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1097 When should we tell them that we can’t peck ‘alt ctrl delete’ ? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1098 Ready. Set. Start your test 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1099 Well, looks like we finally got our ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1100 This quack invented the pecker-tunnel-syndrome ergonomic keyboard. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1101 Well, the ad did say, 'anyone who can edit a flock of tweets in real time'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1102 Tell those geniuses in marketing that their "who needs a mouse when you can have a duck?" promotion isn't working. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1103 They're all wwweb-footed 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1104 Wonder if they have a pecking order! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1105 To bad they can't use their hands, the keyboard is just killing their beaks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1106 Are you sure we have enough diversity in our sample group? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1107 Doc, these are the quacks sent by the President to work at the EPA. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1108 I had asked Mary for rows of pretty maids, and, quite contrarily, this is what Mary delivered! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1109 Their pecking is very ordered. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1110 They ate the mice. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1111 Don't look now, but 1 o'clock-ish, 2nd from last row...an ESFP, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1112 I see you've got all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1113 Candidate 3-5 has been disqualified; he/she has a crick in his/her neck! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1114 I would call Admissions? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1115 The real reason that they crossed the road was to take my computer science class. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1116 You think they would know that ducks can't use a mouse. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1117 Look OUT!!..DUCK!! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1118 I think we might need to upgrade our billing department. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1119 First years always look like sitting ducks to me! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1120 Seriously? How about making the keyboard wing friendly. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1121 The monkeys' novel never cracked the best-seller list, so I thought I'd shake things up a bit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1122 Oh, they all read well, but only this one e-mails. And surprisingly well too. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1123 I think I'm starting to understand their reluctance to "tweet." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1124 The AMA designed this exam to weed out the quacks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1125 Get the file on third row, last position. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1126 The monkeys didn't work, but then we thought, "Bill" Shakespeare... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1127 Welcome to medical school. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1128 There is nothing more pleasing than ducks in order 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1129 Do you understand them? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1130 There's always a "contrary" QUACK! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1131 What happened to the chimpanzees? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1132 Somehow I cannot see these penguins type! Do you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1133 At last, an explanation for Trump's tweets. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1134 I know they look calm from here, professor but under the surface they're studying like crazy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1135 Well...it took you along time but you finally did it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1136 I hate teaching at a Community College. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1137 I didn't know this was Linux costumer support 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1138 I think they will get the pecking part, but I am not so sure about spelling and grammar. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1139 It supports our previous findings. About 10% are deviants. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1140 Apparently, one of you did not understand our instructions. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1141 I'd rather guess than let them say I ducked the hard questions. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1142 We may have found an 'Infinite Duck Theorem' test candidate. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1143 As you can see, this is our most sophisticated QuackBook to date. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1144 Remember when they use to hunt and peck instead of the birds of a feather skyping together. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1145 What are we . . . sheep? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1146 I think when this focus group was selected they forgot that feathers and wings can't use a keyboard. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1147 Apparently it never occurred to them that we don't have fingers. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1148 If these bird-brains can figure out how to use our software, we'll pitch it to the age-65-and-over demographic. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1149 I think I'm getting beakal tunnel syndrome. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1150 But do they still mate for life if they find their match online? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1151 Data on these baptized ducks for disproving Antole France’s theory is of the utmost importance to white sociology. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1152 The combination of ducks and better technology should give us better results. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1153 The chimps flunked the Shakespeare, so we switched to ducks with spellcheckers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1154 I sse you have all your ducks lined up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1155 The ad about soggy bread is scoring really well with them. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1156 Don't you luv'a duck'? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1157 Butts in seats or ducks in a row--either way, productivity is up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1158 They've only produced the complete works of Sean Hannity. I knew we should have gone the infinite monkey route. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1159 The farmland Public Television fund drive begins in 10 minutes 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1160 Notice how they're brooding over it? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1161 You have 3 seconds to decide: Are they hipster, rugged, or ugly? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1162 Please - I don't want to hear you say: 'the ducks are in a row'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1163 Why that Smithers is one odd duck 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1164 And now that you have mastered Pecking, we shall begin the next phase of this course........................Hunting. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1165 Excellent pecking skills, of course, but we're still working on the hunting part. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1166 Wanna grab some KFC after? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1167 Maybe we should be using people to test the new macbooks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1168 They're in a row, now what? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1169 You said"Get my ducks in a row". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1170 Did you notice the computers all look the same? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1171 The open floor plan really attracts the quacks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1172 Meet our game testers. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1173 I think the it will go better if you have them all lined up in a row. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1174 We brought them in to increase our billables. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1175 Third row, far right, looks like he's cheating! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1176 I am concerned the way the one in the upper right corner is looking. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1177 Less like sheep, more like ducks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1178 Be a little skeptical. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1179 I think that's too many geese a laying. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1180 They've mastered nuclear fission, just don't throw breadcrumbs 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1181 Only a duck impostor will look away from the Crumbling of Bread Screensaver. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1182 shit 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1183 College has gotten so expensive, but I didn't know the extent to which it really racked up the bills. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1184 It was a quack.....honest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1185 Just keep clicking "like" and he gets re-elected. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1186 The last thing I want to do Miss Sillweed, is give another lecture to a bunch of quack doctors! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1187 I hated the idea of putting them all in columns. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1188 This class is for the birds... 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1189 No matter how much success we have there is always one who fights A.I. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1190 So who's the identity thief? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1191 We are very close to quacking the case. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1192 The computer billing system doesn't seem to be working. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1193 There's one duck on the third row who is trying to duck out of the assignment. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1194 Just look at our government hard at work! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1195 "OK,not bad.Only one nonconformist. He or she must disappear. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1196 Well we have all but one duck in a row. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1197 Technology is here to stay, get used to it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1198 Think the Donald Duck channel is a go. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1199 "All your ducks aren't in a row". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1200 Smartass in row three. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1201 In a row. On the same page. Now what? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1202 So, your hypothesis is based on the fact that they’re naturals at hunting and pecking? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1203 Let's hope this goes without a quack. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1204 At least they know how to use the web. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1205 Well, I did notice that one of them at least has his wing on the table, and that's the closest to commenting on the content. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1206 If it walks like a quack... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1207 We’re expecting better than Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1208 Sure they work for chicken seed but they can’t match the literary output of the typing monkeys 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1209 140 or 280, it doesn't matter. We quack, we don't tweet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1210 What little tidbits does he have today? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1211 If the monkeys typed Shakespeare there's no reason these ducks can't write Tolstoy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1212 Why laptops? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1213 Always wondered where the flock went for the winter! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1214 I've determined that if it logs in like a duck, surfs like a duck, and queries like a duck, it probably is a duck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1215 Stuart Freudian slipped into the tub... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1216 Where is the on button? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1217 Bird in the third row, keep your eyes on your own work, please. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1218 They are all on Facebook. What are the odds? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1219 "Everyone knows that the bird is the word". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1220 The Tweeters feel out-tweeted. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1221 Well, it worked pretty well when we put enough monkeys in a room with typewriters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1222 Do you Hunt and Beak or are you a feather touch typist? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1223 My neck is broken. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1224 Well, now it looks we got our ducks in a row we can proceed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1225 I'm still waiting for one of them to kick out 'King Lear' . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1226 Customers griped when we staffed HealthCare.gov with dodoes. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1227 If Gary raises his wing one more time, I'm going to squawk. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1228 That should take care of all those complaints about tech-support accents... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1229 But they're definitely all just hunt-and-peckers. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1230 Hey Howard, do you think they'll notice if I duck out of this exercise ? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1231 We’re training the next generation of Aflac models. They’re memorizing their scripts. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1232 The monkeys weren’t available. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1233 Don't know about her, but he's a total quack. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1234 We had to let the monkeys go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1235 Teaching penguins to message politicians about climate change is not likely to change opinions. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1236 Do you think they'll fall for the picture of the corn kernel? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1237 They were told to put theirs ducks in a row, but I don’t think am in the right row 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1238 I stand corrected, Dr. Stevens. It would appear that your theories about imprinting and nurture versus nature have been validated. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1239 Well, maybe we should have bought the thousand monkeys and the used typewriters instead. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1240 Looks like team isn't focused enough 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1241 I told them that I didn’t want to hear a peep out of them! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1242 AFLC, is taking over eh? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1243 When's lunch break? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1244 And 90% of TV scripts are written right here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1245 We're missing eight geese. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1246 Well Jim, the key is to make sure all of your ducks are in a row. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1247 It's all duck, duck, but no goose. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1248 1000 pigeons, 1000 laptops, 1000 weeks: 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1249 N"ow let's see how they rate Duck Dynasty" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1250 Pssst. The next time they say "duck", let's all jump under our desks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1251 I had a nightmare he'd one day be writing incoherent sentences to the world. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1252 Here's the new development team for our latest venture -- WebPage. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1253 You think if I snuck out anyone would notice? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1254 I think Duck 3 has keyboarding potential. Duck 10 looks more like copy and paste. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1255 Tell your class to stop tweeting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1256 It's our new secret weapon against the Russians: Quackers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1257 We tried an infinite number of monkeys, but it didn't work. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1258 They're mostly searching for the best ponds. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1259 You realize they block all the corn sites. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1260 If one would hit just one key .... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1261 Pssst. What have you got for No. 15? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1262 What's the secret word? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1263 If they pass this test, our new search engine will be one step closer to reality. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1264 These ducks can not pass a bill to save their lives. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1265 Third row, far right. Guys like that end up giving us physicians a bad name. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1266 The Peking Duck is in the third row, far right. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1267 The one in the third row, far right isn’t with The Program! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1268 They've got the pecking part down pat. The hunting part, not so much. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1269 Looks like #56 is deviating. Tell the boss to give him better Netflix selections. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1270 There is our potential for free range. Send in the next group. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1271 No Shakespeare yet, but we did get a Hemingway. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1272 They each can do the work of a thousand monkeys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1273 Our diversity at the university knows no bounds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1274 There are a lot of quacks out there. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1275 No, it's more like they are hunting and pecking. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1276 These NASA cuts are getting brutal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1277 Quack Doctor Final Exam 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1278 Keep your eye on the trouble maker in the front row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1279 Don't look now, but I think the duck in the front row is trying to get a jump start on us. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1280 I asked for canaries, not ducks! We'll never be able to teach them to Tweet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1281 There's one in every crowd. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1282 Alright, we know the monkeys can do it... But what about the ducks? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1283 We're testing a new VOIP duck call. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1284 Watch what happens when I yell, DUCK! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1285 One more and we'll have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1286 Really, you don't need a laptop to get down off a duck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1287 I think that they are plotting to unionize. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1288 When you said 'This new class is JUST DUCKY, you were not kidding! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1289 We think the theory is sound, but we didn’t have enough monkeys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1290 ...and the best part is: all of their eggs are technically free range! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1291 Only one got his log in right." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1292 « Now, can anyone say AFLAC? Anyone? » 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1293 They'll have to stop tweeting when the pledge drive starts. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1294 Third row, far right. He is cheating off of another duck. Should I call out the fowl or do you want to? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1295 Now I understand why were told not to use the web. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1296 The chimps got a union. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1297 Something tells me that we'll get the same results as we did with the monkeys on typewriters. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1298 I'm not sure they really know what "phishing" really is 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1299 We know an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters can write Hamlet. Now we are checking to see if ducks can do the same with Eminem. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1300 They don't need to be in a row, and besides, they're not my ducks 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1301 Our new smart pill is over 90% effective. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1302 Which one of them has the bread? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1303 So, this is our new billing department. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1304 The tweets are in English, but, yes, they're all native Russian birds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1305 All of you failed the walking and talking trials, this will be your last chance. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1306 You certainly have your ducks all in a row for this project 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1307 During Pledge Week, it's whatever works. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1308 I said to get our ducks in a row. Not four. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1309 Did he say "duck"? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1310 No Shakespeare yet. But we did get another verse to 'Old MacDonald Had A Farm". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1311 He looks right to me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1312 If the a million monkeys typing for a million years can reproduce a Shakespeare sonnet, this group should have a Trump tweet by tomorrow morning. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1313 We are showing one cartoon a minute: just count how many just smile and how many quack out loud. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1314 We needed a team that can really work in the cloud ! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1315 Can our Twitterbot army type yet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1316 The password...Quack or Quack Quack...I can't remember if the 'Q' is in caps... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1317 The duck second row from the back gets the bill. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1318 Guess who are the biggest quacks in the room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1319 When the clock strikes two, three and four If the band slows down we'll yell for more We're gonna rock around the clock tonight 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1320 I guess they're technically in a row... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1321 Attention students, in 3 minutes the timed QU-ACT will commence. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1322 They're almost up to "King Lear." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1323 Beaks are passe. It's about who can order food from Amazon. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1324 Duck . . . duck . . . goose? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1325 We take pride in producing followers here at the Lorenz School of Medicine 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1326 We're very well-prepared. Our ducks are all in a matrix. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1327 In the old days it used to be an infinite number of typewriters and infinite number of monkeys to come up with the Bible 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1328 Duck in the third row, on the right...sh, no quacking! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1329 They are watching Groundhog Day. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1330 first year medical students at the University of Oregon study the cell pathology of mealworms. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1331 They're using the 'hunt and peck' method in this class. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1332 That's right - no more Angry Birds until they quack the code. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1333 No, laptops aren’t for everybody. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1334 When the humans say go, we all duck. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1335 That one appears to be Peking 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1336 THE SEATING CONFORMS TO THE PECKING ORDER. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1337 Look to your left, now look to your right - you're all going to die. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1338 Row three, seat one will be tonight's peeking duck. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1339 And finally, here’s the roaring engine behind our FDA approvals. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1340 Sorry Professor. I guess we hadn't planned much beyond getting our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1341 ....Is the temp too cold in here? Call management. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1342 The wi-fi password is Jon Cryer. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1343 Ok, I got the answer. But how do they expect us to enter the solution, without any fingers? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1344 We thought mixing the “Thousand monkeys typing produces Shakespeare” with the “If it quacks like a duck” one might work better. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1345 Another test? They already saw us walk and quack like ducks. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1346 This job isn’t what it’s quacked up to be. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1347 This study is for the birds. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1348 The cats kept eating the mice. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1349 When you're ready to come clean let me know. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1350 This experiment certainly isn't going to silent the critics who think you're a quack. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1351 You're despicable. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1352 The monkeys had a problem with punctuation, so we thought that birds, who understand the pecking order, might do better. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1353 I was hoping for more tolerance in birds. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1354 They all want to be the next "Linux Penguin." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1355 I can see they have all their ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1356 I'd like to admonish you all one last time that refunds will not be possible once the test begins. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1357 Fascinatingly similar selfie poses as turn of the 21st century teenagers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1358 Don't think speed can be a positive factor for this test, only one of the candidates has a hand. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1359 Looks like our web feet are not well adapted for the world wide web. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1360 We're getting all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1361 I'm not going to lie, this is all starting to feel a bit too meta. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1362 Duck my life 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1363 The real test is whether “hunt and peck” will work. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1364 We're hoping for better results than with the monkeys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1365 These doctors are a bunch of a quacks. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1366 Artificial intelligence has come a long way! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1367 These genetic diversity hires are getting out of hand 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1368 Poultry Computing! No, personal computing! It'll be big! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1369 I never learned to type, but hunt and peck works well for me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1370 Our duck affirmative action program ihas succeeded. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1371 Look out Oregon here I come! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1372 After failing to write Shakespeare with monkeys, we're pivoting to searching the web with ducks 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1373 We tell them there is an apple in their future. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1374 I'm convinced that if you put enough ducks on enough laptops they will write....... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1375 Something tells me this one doesn't 'hunt-and-peck'. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1376 Now that we have you all in a row 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1377 Twitter meets Fake News. 'Quack' is the new reality. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1378 Number eight just made a duck face. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1379 He never did know the difference between right and left. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1380 Are they seriously making us use Linux 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1381 Duck third row on right is a troublemaker. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1382 They're here to disprove 'Eager as a beaver.' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1383 Sitting ducks are the best at screening russians today. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1384 I thought the only problem was they didn’t have laps. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1385 We’re still addressing shortcomings in the billing department. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1386 Now, this looks like a class of high fliers! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1387 We reorganized recently. It's now pecking order. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1388 Except for the center guy, they're still doing 'hunt and peck' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1389 Who did you think was behind the more sensible tweets? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1390 I think he's quacked the code. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1391 Code? That was easy compared to teaching them Russian. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1392 Vive le roi! Vive l'empereur! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1393 I'm little annoyed at their incessant fixation on children's swimming pools and mediocre bread recipes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1394 our genetically modified chickens are now producing larger eggs in this coop when they can see larger eggs on screen 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1395 I'm trying to answer the questions so that I do not appear to be an introvert. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1396 Well, I see you finally succeeded in getting all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1397 With the new 280-character limit, we really need to double down on our efforts to combat fake news. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1398 “Good! Next week we’ll begin with the lesson on ‘Cover!’ 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1399 And they call us quacks. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1400 Third row, right? He typed Hamlet last year, but forgot to save it. Jim Cohee, San Francisco 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1401 Hey, if a barrel of monkeys can write "Hamlet," then a clutch of chicks can write "Weinstein's Memoirs." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1402 Didn't the Admissions Office promise increased biodiversity in the classroom this year? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1403 I'm a Windows guy. I don't know iOS. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1404 Oh, they don't study at all, but I really get a kick out of reading their essay question responses. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1405 They are working on Shakespeare 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1406 My connection is down; guess I'll have to wing it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1407 Next, we'll teach them Pokémon Go. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1408 The amount that they tweet is amazing. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1409 See...all the ducks are in a row! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1410 Caught any phish yet? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1411 There's always an odd bill in the crowd. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1412 Actually, I think ducks are limited. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1413 Siri, where can I get a goose? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1414 This time we thought we'd swap out the monkeys for ducks and see what happens. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1415 The monkies must have had writers block, maybe we’ll have better luck with these ducks 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1416 They need some training, but they're much cheaper than the usual quacks 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1417 Will one of the sonnets work or do we have to type a whole play? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1418 Remember when outside was a good thing 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1419 This is our Quackery - AKA - Fake News Department 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1420 Talk to me Goose 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1421 As soon as they leave, wanna duck out for a drink? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1422 All the ducks in the world won't solve the bandwidth problem. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1423 We’re hoping they can quack the secret code the hackers used. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1424 They've pecked up a lot of Pink Floyd. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1425 Eyes forward Nick or I'll put you back into migration faster than you can say 'Quack'. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1426 Always the same two. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1427 I get the glasses. You get the clipboard. The rest know what to do. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1428 Ut oh. Looks like these new teachers don't like having all their ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1429 That's the new screen saver of fish dancing on waves. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1430 See you next week for Pond Practicum. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1431 And remember, No Copying. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1432 Hunt-and-peck typing is so 20the Century. Where's the facial recognition functionality? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1433 I tell you it makes me uneasy. We're all sitting and we're all in a row. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1434 There are 16 ducks, and one of them is looking to their right. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1435 I knew the first one on the third row right wasn't serious when he applied for the job. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1436 They’re not as good as monkeys; but they will work for chicken feed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1437 "The one in row two keeps trying to do a Gaggle search". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1438 And this is Hewlett Quackard's software development team. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1439 It seems like today's students are nothing but parrots. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1440 I told you that the new admissions director was a quack. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1441 The quack in the back is going to need more medical malpractice insurance. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1442 If we can't keep their attention with course, we may have a few flight risks. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1443 Kids, You’ve effortlessly beaten the AI thing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1444 There's a goose in here somewhere, and I'm gonna find him. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1445 we tried for monkeys,but they were busy with Shakespear 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1446 Well, I can clearly see your nuts. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1447 Yes, but they work for quackers. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1448 I think Ralph in row three has a question. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1449 There's not a Shakespeare in the flock. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1450 They use Excel, Word, and, of course, Twitter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1451 The NASA budget cuts are proving to be more challenging than we expected. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1452 I think we've identified the non-conformist. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1453 They look better than the last group. Let's see what they can do. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1454 I told you we'd get full enrollment; everyone knows this is a bird course. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1455 What's the one in the second to last row doing. The one on the right. He's up to something. Why's he looking at the duck next to him? Can ducks talk? Is this the right room? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1456 Now we get them into columns. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1457 Upon completion, if you vote no, please leave an egg at your station. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1458 This is not what I meant when I said get your ducks in a row. You have to divorce Linda now or it's over! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1459 Welcome to the entrance exam for Ducks in a Row University. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1460 Eventually, you'll get Hamlet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1461 There's always someone who can't keep focused! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1462 No peeking, duck! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1463 When do we let corporate in on the whole opposable thumbs thing? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1464 Here's an exclusive look at the new AI, "Avian Intelligence" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1465 Out-of-water 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1466 This concludes our presentation on why flying north for the winter remains imprudent. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1467 Eyes not on screen; hand on desk. Both disqualified - rules are rules. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1468 They're on to us. Don't worry, I don't tweet and tell. Birds of a feather stick together. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1469 So far, we've yet to see any of the study's participants call 'goose.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1470 At least they're not scratching the answers on their pens anymore. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1471 So we're quacks what else is new? Call the AMA 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1472 No peeping. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1473 A modern twist on the monkey and typewriter theory 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1474 Attentive? That's just ducky . . . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1475 Quacktops. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1476 Not exactly a hands-on group. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1477 She is the first one to lose interest in Jeopardy...and only on the 4,230 rerun. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1478 They have some nerve calling us quacks. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1479 When the bell rings - duck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1480 I don’t judge. I just make sure the data is statistically valid. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1481 Looks like they all ducked out early today. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1482 We are able to keep all of our ducks in rows, but the one in row three spends too much time quacking to his neighbor. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1483 Birds of a feather, click together. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1484 Are you kidding? None of them has ever even seen a mouse. I told them, "Just wing it." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1485 There's always one bad egg. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1486 I typed ‘To be, or not to bx,’ just to mess with them. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1487 There's our slacker! Third row, far right. He's jeopardizing the whole Shakespeare project. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1488 Third row right, he's saying, "Aflack." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1489 They don't hunt. Just peck. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1490 Maybe we should go with "Duck College" instead of "Duck U". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1491 We could always duck out of class..... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1492 He thinks the other guy is here because of Affirmative Aflaction. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1493 The one there in front of you . . with the right wing on the table . . . that's Trump. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1494 Noise just works. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1495 I thought we were being tested for Salmonella. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1496 So I says to Mr. Trump, 'Why have all those ducks fly south when we can use them up here?'" "That's good," says he. "We can start by replacing the Senate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1497 I think we've found our goose. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1498 This is our office pool. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1499 Yeah. I agree, I think we should just fail that guy beaking at his neighbor's test. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1500 Yes, the results are disappointing. Maybe if they had laps... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1501 Third row, end: trouble 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1502 Are my ducks in four rows okay? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1503 We're gonna need you to tone it down with the North Korea tweets. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1504 This runs somewhat counter to your "ducks in a row" hypothesis. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1505 Okay, begin clucking- I mean clicking. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1506 "What they don't know is they're sitting ducks ..." (by Gregory Jones) OR Beta test for the new QuackBook Pro. (by Hannah Jones) 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1507 Monkey's maybe, but ducks? No way! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1508 They're better at this than the monkeys were. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1509 Which one came up with his Monday tweet? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1510 The one at the end in the third row is cheating. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1511 I think we have succeeded in adding boredom to the list of objections to testing on animals. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1512 I don't know what pecking order. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1513 A cluck cluck there and a clicker cluck here. . . .that's all I got. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1514 There's always one! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1515 As you look at your screens, it's important to understand that individuality is not always so easy to see. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1516 I don't get any of this quack. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1517 Duck or goose? No cheating! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1518 "If it walks like a (Blank), talks like a (Blank), then it probably is a (Blank)." What do you think they're looking for? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1519 That one is always on the fringe and failing to cooperate 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1520 World wide webbed 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1521 Third row, far right - I think he's quacked in to the system. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1522 I'm still hoping Eugene was a good choice 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1523 - Doctor, the Organic one is done. - I see, so they really are better than the others. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1524 They cranked out the complete works of Shakespeare, but the only result that will guarantee funding is a "Duck Dynasty" spin-off. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1525 It appears that even poultry is mesmerized by Pinterest 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1526 So far, the results are just what big data predicted. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1527 No talking! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1528 I feel pigeon holed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1529 Wow! This voice response is much easier than hunt and peck! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1530 Nothing is running off my back and I can't paddle at all under this desk! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1531 I'm g;ad they got rid of that CNTRL-ALT-DELETE thing. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1532 Not as majestic as an elk or a whale but they can really push the policies. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1533 are they Purdue honors students? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1534 I’m confident in our new research procedures now that we use redundant duckumentation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1535 Putting them to work rather than letting them fly south for the winter was a good idea. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1536 My medical degree is from Harvard--who are you calling a quack? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1537 I said I wanted the best hackers money could buy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1538 And they all turn at exactly the same time in the same direction. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1539 This on line class is for the birds. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1540 Jeff, please leave Todd alone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1541 You're not ducking your responsibilities, are you? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1542 Not the crowd I expected. We’ll have to wing it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1543 I see this as a temporary position. What I'd really like to do is be the Aflac spokesman. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1544 We got a grant to study Migration-these guys must know something. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1545 Personally, I think this guy is a QUACK! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1546 We went with ducks because they're cheaper, and we don't need the complete works of Shakespeare... just a catchy jingle for the new ad campaign. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1547 Welcome to medical school. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1548 I hear the instructor is a quack. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1549 Welcome to ornithoogy 101 class. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1550 we should’ve hired the lemmings 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1551 Odds are that one of them will type the bible. We still have room in the pool if you would like to enter. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1552 HR just called. Now they want to lay off half the ducks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1553 Not sure how your experiment failed considering you have your ducks in a row, Professor Smits! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1554 Let's see if 100 ducks can beat 100 monkeys in writing Hamlet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1555 Thanks to our methods, every bird can tweet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1556 We never got anywhere with monkeys, so we thought we'd try ducks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1557 Best thing is.....none of them can tweet.... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1558 Well, according to them you're a quack. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1559 I'm still looking for my safe area. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1560 I can't tell whether they're enjoying the cat videos. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1561 Cat videos. We never should have shown them YouTube. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1562 We finally got them into rows. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1563 Is the womb warm enough ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1564 I know they don't approximate the human brain as well as rhesus macaques, but they're so much more pleasant. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1565 EYES FORWARD! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1566 I know we're supposed to stick together and all that, but I'm just not on board with some of these answers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1567 ...And this is our billing department. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1568 You misunderstood when I said 'What should we study now, birdbrain?' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1569 As usual, someone wasn’t paying attention. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1570 But how will they if "walk like a duck?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1571 Our med students are turning into a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1572 Shakespeare again, but they are slowed by the hunt and peck system. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1573 Just keep an eye on them Dr. Simms...they might try and duck out on you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1574 I hear the monkeys were trying to unionize...pass it on. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1575 A few backspace problems, but for the most part them seem to be all in a row. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1576 "Ducks In Rows" is the name of the company. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1577 The Infinite Duck Theorem is a quack. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1578 See to it that duck four in level three isn't here when I get back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1579 There's one in every crowd. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1580 These test will determine your future 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1581 Please answer honestly. This survey is in the blind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1582 We're Equifax, sir. It's not like our web footprint makes us sitting ducks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1583 lets get the duck out of here 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1584 We should have used name tags. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1585 Well, they're not monkeys, but I suppose it could result in something given their hunt and peck skills. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1586 It is monkeys on typewriters Kevin! This does not prove anything! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1587 The hunt & peck system just seems intuitive for me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1588 Our experts agree- 'The Donald' IS inappropriate. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1589 Glad to see you've got all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1590 It’s a tough class. We keep our ducks in a row and graduate no quacks. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1591 If monkeys can write Shakespeare, then ducks can code. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1592 So.. which one of these would duck out ? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1593 They need to understand the analytics of egg production! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1594 You must be quackers 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1595 This explains the uptick in positive vegan restaurant reviews. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1596 No Gerald, we aren't trying to "quack" the code... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1597 I've been pecking away for hours and still have nothing that makes sense. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1598 Wanna duck out of here for a few minutes ? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1599 Everybody duck! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1600 They're nicely situated, but I don't think you can truly say you've got them all in a row. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1601 All our critiques just roll off their backs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1602 Polly want a quacker? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1603 And you're sure they'll write the world's best Tweet? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1604 Look to your right...look to your left... one of you will be eaten by the end of the year … 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1605 Those two have to go. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1606 Well, that's not how I'd get my ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1607 I was sure there would be at least ONE goose..... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1608 Labcoats generally shed their plumage and toys to mate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1609 So, this is your new billing system? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1610 Third row on the right..... I think his neck is broken. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1611 Responsive and Attentive. Will this program work with high school freshman? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1612 You there, in the front row . . . What's your question? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1613 Look to your left - look to your right - One of you will not be here at the end of the season 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1614 I haven't seen this many quacker's in the same room since Trump was voted into office. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1615 They sound perfect for tech support. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1616 I see you've got your ducks all in a row. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1617 Third row, right. No quacking while you're hacking. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1618 Our hypothesis is that they will produce The Complete Works of William Shakespeare twice as fast as the monkeys 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1619 if you think about it, we really only see them in class, taking notes, coming to office hours, whatever. we have no view on a huge part of their lives, the part that matters most to them—taking their parents’ prescription pills and trying to fuck 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1620 Please log off and don’t leave any droppings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1621 It's the 21st century and all are secretaries are still chicks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1622 It's our Beak Twitter Training class. They can't tweet with webbed feet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1623 Like I said, the monkeys were booked 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1624 We want to be sure our commercials are reaching the right kind of focus group. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1625 Their fingers are too fat for this machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1626 I take it this is your non-union experiment. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1627 Before we start doctor, can you spot the one with attention span deficit disorder? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1628 i don't know man, when they said an experiment with the web, i thought they wanted to check out the performance of my swimming ability. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1629 3rd row, aisle seat... is cheating. No, he's been assessed by one of our top Quacks as having a legitimate learning disability so... not ducking the issue but, he's got rights. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1630 Now that you have all your ducks in a row Doctor Canvasback , it should be much easier to teach them how to read. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1631 We're practically sitting ducks in this job market. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1632 At least we didn't get another class of Lemmings! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1633 Something smells foul. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1634 Infinite number of ducks.....Check An infinite number of ducks, an infinite number of laptops and what do we get? Just a Comedy of Errors...... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1635 To think, they used to only fly in formation. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1636 I'm pretty sure there's a quack in the logic here. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1637 Duck! Teacher is looking at you! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1638 Welcome to the course, Bees 101 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1639 They are testing to see how long it takes to quack us. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1640 There weren't any monkeys available 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1641 We ran out of monkeys and typewriters. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1642 I know, but they definitely don't program like a duck. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1643 "This will take forever, most of them just hunt and peck"! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1644 We'll just put the cost for the computers on this one's bill. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1645 Row 3, far right ... call the USCIS. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1646 Data analytics isn't all that it's quacked up to be. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1647 What a quack! I think they meant to call this the Irony Deficiency discussion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1648 Scholars? still barbecue us. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1649 Domestication was the least of our problems 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1650 The spec called for monkeys. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1651 I'd like to go back to the farm. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1652 Nice work...not one but four rows. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1653 Viaduct? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1654 If an infinite number of monkeys didn't write it, what makes you think they will? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1655 We ran out of infinite monkeys. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1656 Well, all the ducks are in a row. What happens now? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1657 After pecking out the answers to the test... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1658 We couldn't get monkeys – but last week one of them wrote Two Gentlemen of Verona, so it's only a matter of time. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1659 We're gonna start them off slow, and see if they can reproduce the collected works of Nicholas Sparks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1660 Sir, this test is designed to separate the doctoral candidates from the quacks. It'll be clear if they are winging it... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1661 Can I borrow your mouse? I ate mine. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1662 Where did you find them? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1663 If there's a goose out there, we'll find it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1664 They've been trained NOT to peck the 'Enter' key unless they qualify for free shipping. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1665 Apparently Control-Alt-Delete is not a viable option. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1666 Cry havoc and let slip the ducks of cyberwar! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1667 Did you really ask them to google 'Chicken Noodle Soup'? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1668 We outsourced our Twitter support. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1669 He's the chief tweeter. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1670 So far the data analysis suggests that they're not adapting well to BirdPerfect. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1671 These new Quackbooks aren't really taking off, for some reason. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1672 See the third row isle bird? I think she's cheating. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1673 Welcome to AFLAk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1674 'Maybe robots would have been better after all." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1675 Third from the left in third row won the booker prize in 2012. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1676 " Third row on the right. Possible ADHD. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1677 So, tell me again why "migratory techniques of birds" is a required course. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1678 They've got all there computers in a row. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1679 Hey, D for question 7? D as in duck, right? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1680 so the antivax bloggers literally are a bunch of quacks after all... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1681 pssst. I thought we told Jerry not to 'wing it' until they gave us each a mouse to use! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1682 We hope you do better than the monkeys. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1683 Call the tech guy...there is a glitch in the system. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1684 This is the experiment that separates us from the pigeons. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1685 Well, you did call the course "a history of quacks." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1686 Which one is the quack? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1687 No, it’s not Just Ducky. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1688 Hunting and pecking may require a bit more time. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1689 Glad to see you have all your ducks in four rows! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1690 Success. It hold their attention. We just need a product. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1691 Hmmm...well, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1692 We may look like nerds and walk like nerds and yack like nerds but let's face it, we're only ducks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1693 If we pass this test, I hope they put us in the Navy not the Marines. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1694 Shut up and just wing it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1695 Has anyone seen the goose? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1696 We found the desktops worked best to get our ducks into rows" Or "We are now beta testing the Quack-Recognition program 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1697 control , alt, delete is a single key right? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1698 They actually outperform the apes we measured last week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1699 It’s called “the news,” and from now on there will be no obligation to remain calm of above desk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1700 I asked for hackers ... not quackers. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1701 Not to worry. My understanding is that they're in the lemming family. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1702 Sure, he writes like a duck. But he's a little light on extracurriculars. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1703 Yes, Miss Farnsworth, I said, make sure they're in a row, but I said nothing about teaching them how to type. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1704 Make sure your eider number is down correctly. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1705 Our team of experts is now reviewing every tweet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1706 Your optimal flight path will depend on wind speed and direction, flock altitude, and destination-pond coordinates. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1707 They're migrating to the cloud for winter. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1708 This birds of a feather cliche is killing the diversity initiative. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1709 As I suspected, there all a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1710 I don't think washing away your problems will help. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1711 We ran out of guinea pigs... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1712 I can't believe they cut our funding. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1713 Okay. Next time we get touchscreens. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1714 How do you say "sitting ducks" in Russian? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1715 Ok, we now have them in a row, but there's still an odd one... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1716 I thought fundraising was supposed to be fun 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1717 There are ducks and computers, and two people observing, sixteen duck to count. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1718 Is this what they meant by Ducktorate degree studies? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1719 Duck, duck, duck...now where in the heck did the goose go? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1720 They already passed the driverless vehicle driving test. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1721 #41 just played duck-duck-goose. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1722 The new Quack computers have really upped efficiency. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1723 They're all very young. They flew in this morning to find the way south. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1724 I guess he intends to wing it. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1725 He just found out he's being replaced by a goose. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1726 Based on my statistical analysis, Dr. Lerner, which everyone stands up and runs around the room is not a duck, but rather, a goose. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1727 We’re trying to increase yield by making their heads bigger. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1728 Remind me, how exactly will they be taking the test? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1729 I'm hoping for Hamlet, but I'll settle for Merry Wives. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1730 Something is amiss in row three... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1731 They keep eating all the mice. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1732 We were wrong to promise them all individual career planning 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1733 These guys act like they haven't quacked a book in years. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1734 The new IT guy has all us ducks in a row, now what? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1735 OK, everybody duck ! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1736 Sometimes a warm bath is just a warm bath. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1737 There's always the odd duck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1738 Gotta say, thought we’d be further along after this weekend’s quackathon. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1739 I was skeptical at first, but tech support complaints have actually dropped since we switched to the ducks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1740 Did you forget to bring the beak-activated user interface modules again? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1741 The monkeys didn't produce a single line from Shakespeare. Let's see how the ducks do. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1742 Behind the scenes at the search engine company, DuckDuckGo. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1743 Ok, good. Only one guy with his hand on the table and one guy looking away. Thats a wrap. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1744 Word processing took all the fun out of hunt and peck... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1745 When in doubt, charlie out. Pass it on. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1746 Psst... no. 4 is a trick question. A King Island emu can't fly. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1747 Don't go toe to toe in bird law with them. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1748 If it reads social media like a duck, it's a duck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1749 Let me guess; Aflac Customer Service? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1750 I just remembered something 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1751 Listen, I don't care if it quacks like a duck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1752 Just like my husband. The males refuse to talk. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1753 They all refused to do the test and booked flights to Miami Beach instead. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1754 We're proposing that if it quacks like a duck, and codes like a duck, it is a duck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1755 If we’ve got all our ducks in a row, you may begin. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1756 Meanwhile, at Oregon... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1757 This is not what I had in mind when I said "Get me a room full of beakers to do the experiment." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1758 So your thesis is, If monkeys can duplicate Shakespeare, why not ducks? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1759 Duck in row three, aisle seat, is cheating. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1760 Yes, they can program an Oracle database, but are they truly sentient? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1761 Who thought they'd have problems writing a sequel? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1762 Yes, the course is intended to help them develop their own identities. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1763 I think computers in the classroom are a quack remedy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1764 We prefer the phrase, "Alternative medical facts." 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1765 The platform migration is early this year. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1766 HE MUST BE THE NEW GUY! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1767 They're upset because they think that issuing them laptops was body shaming 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1768 This department isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1769 Dinner's at SIX ! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1770 Which bill in on the floor today? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1771 There's has to be one in every crowd. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1772 First, we'll get our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1773 I just want to see if that thing you said about dropping the soap was a Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1774 You'd think they'd be better at producing tweets. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1775 They've got all us ducks in a row. Now what? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1776 We couldn't afford monkeys, so we're seeing what platypuses at keyboards come up with. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1777 We are still trying to figure out why they won't type. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1778 Personally, I prefer monkeys. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1779 This is why they got us all in a row? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1780 Missy, in row two, this is my third and last warning: eyes left, or you're out of here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1781 —So you think this way they will learn to speak? —Ssssh, that duck is about to say something... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1782 I knew you did quack research, but I had no idea it was this bad. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1783 One of them appears to be abandoning the flock, Doctor. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1784 Okay, we know one of them is a hacker, but which one? They pretty much all look alike. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1785 To think, they all used to be coal miners. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1786 I don't know, the virtual migration isn't the same. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1787 The one with the glasses is such a quack. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1788 You can't argue with the data. The hunt-and-peck method is clearly superior. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1789 Just as we suspicioned, a flawed study, as we have one outlier among the quacks! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1790 We asked for 100 monkeys, not ducks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1791 They keep reporting the market is down. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1792 So far they've only learned to hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1793 This is now how to tweet instead of chirping. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1794 I'm really more of an analogue guy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1795 Since we were just made aware that rush starts tonight, fledges will be dismissed early. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1796 If you ask me, I say these "scientists" are real quacks 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1797 When I advised you to ‘get your ducks in a row,’ I forgot how literal you are.” 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1798 If you want Hamlet you've got to get monkeys. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1799 This yahoo in row three, seat four, claims his left profile is a knockout. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1800 Best one so far is 'to be a bee or not'. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1801 By my calculations, we should have the complete works of Mother Goose in about 5 minutes. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1802 Why did they want another 'ducking' consumer test? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1803 Given enough time, they should be able to type out all the works of Groucho. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1804 I'd rather have all our ducks in a row before we go public. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1805 They keep getting younger every year. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1806 The PondSwap beta is going swimmingly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1807 There's always one that stands out in the crowd. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1808 All they know is emoji — no one has ever taught them the humanist foundations of hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1809 Now that we've got our ducks in a row, shall we go grab some of that low hanging fruit at the end of the day? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1810 Look Emilie, do you believe a gaggle of bird brains. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1811 I think we've found our goose. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1812 Emily, I think you're on to something big. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1813 The monkeys wrote 'Hamlet'; now let's see if the ducks can write 'Macbeth.' 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1814 Well if they don't say 'ducking' who's the autocorrect for? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1815 Don't look now but I think Donald, third row, extreme right, is cheating. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1816 Do this! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1817 It's not that good-if not for the eggs we'd be bankrupt. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1818 What did you get for question 4? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1819 I told you we had all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1820 Does she understand the pecking order? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1821 Well, the monkeys finished Shakespeare, so we thought we'd get started on Dickens. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1822 We can't get them to keyboard, but they can hunt and peck like there's no tomorrow 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1823 I call it Pavlov 2.0. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1824 We wanted monkeys but they cut our budget. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1825 The ad said Ducks Unlimited, but the package said Unlimited Ducks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1826 If this is another diversity training session, I'm flying right out of here! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1827 I can get down with this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1828 So far we have Poe's "Raven," Hitchcock's "Birds," and Macdonald's "H is for Hawk"--nothing yet by Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1829 Looks like we got all of our ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1830 The hope is they will produce the Penguin editions of his plays. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1831 What are we all doing here? We're ducks! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1832 Quacktops. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1833 The Birds, reboot. Scarey, Huh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1834 My preliminary analysis is that the new SAT is flawed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1835 Up the dosage, my sorces report Lieberman's monkeys are nearly reproduced The Lords Prayer 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1836 Okay, Wilbur is cheating again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1837 It’s online roosting, Phase I of the mayor’s parks initiative. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1838 Just when all our ducks were ready to start, the one named Donald, right under our nose, had to gain an unfair edge. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1839 I said no tweeting! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1840 Tweet....ha, ha ,ha, ha 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1841 They type using the hunt and peck system. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1842 Our test audience is really responding to the new Drake video. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1843 Are all the ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1844 3-2-1-peck! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1845 I am surprised you got funding for this after your "monkeys and typewriters" experiment. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1846 I don’t care if he *has* gotten all his ducks in four rows. Your doctor’s a quack. These Chinese subjects are too conformist. We value individualism more than any other country. It’s like machismoism in Mexico. This double-blind is “foul! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1847 This is Fowl Law 100, or, as we like to call it, How To Get Away with Murder... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1848 I thought they picked one from the sound of their call. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1849 The Capistrano App must be out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1850 I think I may duck on out of here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1851 That in the second to the last row is goofing off again. I pray for the day I get a chance to blow him out of the sky. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1852 Granted, the chimpanzees and the typewriters were a failure, but this time, we have high hopes 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1853 And they said we were quacks 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1854 And you'd say no duck was able to catch a mouse. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1855 Hey, bird brain, first chair third row. Keep your eyes on your own beak. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1856 I don't think we have all our ducks in order. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1857 Let’s play a game! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1858 The monkeys kept on breaking the keyboards. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1859 Always one who wants to see if there are other duck-ups. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1860 They's already completed the complete works of 1000 monkeys on typewriters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1861 I'm telling you ... this quack in the front is a right-winger! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1862 lame duck, aisle 3! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1863 Just to mess with them, I typed ‘To be, or not to yada yada.’ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1864 There is always one quack in every classroom looking for attention! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1865 This is quintessential mime. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1866 Forgot to take my ADHD meds this morning. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1867 Okay, let's get to it: how metrics can help you lay more eggs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1868 A mole among the birds? Nah! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1869 If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it should compute like a duck. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1870 Well, it's back to the old hunt and peck method. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1871 Mr. Perdue was hoping for a fatter bird, not a smarter one! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1872 Wing and peck? I don’t think so. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1873 They're all doctors who lost their license. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1874 They's already completed the complete works of 1000 monkeys on typewriters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1875 Maybe we should try a semi-circle? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1876 Did the one on the third row far right just call you a quack? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1877 For security reasons, we scramble the data. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1878 Yes, perhaps a room full of monkeys typing could have eventually written the next Great American Novel, but these ducks seem hesitant to type at all! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1879 Really Professor Higgins, this is your idea of incognito browsing? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1880 Psst. What's a four letter word for "Water Fowl?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1881 Bob Newhart kinda did this already. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1882 "Because the last group was a bunch of monkeys. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1883 Who are you calling a chicken?? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1884 Where do we send the bills? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1885 Let's put the Monkey Novel on hold. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1886 This is the darndest hen party I have ever been to! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1887 Even these quacks outscored Trump's cabinet on science aptitude. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1888 He still doesn’t believe it was global warming 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1889 Third row, fourth seat. Just called you a quack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1890 Remember, it’s hunt then peck! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1891 Subject #174 looked away at the sight of stealing shown in the surveillance video, send to slaughterhouse. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1892 So now we know why they call it tweeting. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1893 Please, No Quacking During The Test ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1894 The middle one in the first row gets it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1895 Elmer Fudd is so triggering 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1896 Apparently, ducks don't hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1897 I think that one in the front figured out how to watch Duck Dynasty 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1898 We were tired of code monkeys 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1899 Surprisingly, the latest search engine survey revealed that participants unanimously preferred DuckDuckGo over Google or Bing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1900 I know some of you are use to a typewriter but hunt and peck works on these also 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1901 We suspect that one of you was fed the answers! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1902 None of them has pecked out any Shakespeare yet, but we have seen some email abbreviations and an Albanian curse word. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1903 Document our findings carefully Bruce, we don't want to be called out for research quackery. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1904 First they want us to enlist as rubber duckies, then we will just be another rubber stamp. I just don't trust it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1905 Hey, I just got 16 likes for my last quack! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1906 One duck responded that the only reason they fly south in the winter is because of peer pressure. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1907 Well, I see we have all of our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1908 Do I have to separate you two? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1909 I'm pregnant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1910 Forget the monkeys! We just got the full text of Paradise Lost! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1911 Psst.....look at Leonard.....such a brown bill. Always in the front, center, first one to raise his wing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1912 I’m going with “to get to the other side.” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1913 Unfortunately we are not making any progress 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1914 Every thing seems just a little to perfect 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1915 Lucky ducks! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1916 I said get your ducks in a row, not in a computer lab! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1917 Our pigeon retraining program has been a great success. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1918 Two of a kind! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1919 Let's totally skew their test results -- let's show them that we can readily hack into a top-secret government agency, but we'll make it appear that we don't have a clue how to create the app they asked for that would simply access the yellow pages. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1920 They're all ecology majors and nephews of Scrooge McDuck. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1921 Legal might have a problem calling it the Quackbook. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1922 We think we'll have a health care bill by the end of 2019. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1923 The human clone test begins next week! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1924 Monkey fingers and typewriters are taking too long. We're switching to beaks and laptops. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1925 You can bring technology to these birds, but you can't stop them from ducking out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1926 They are all watching the new version of how to keep all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1927 I never imagined Stewart would be the first. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1928 Something's going on in that third row. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1929 Submit your caption below, we choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1930 Yes, they are all in a row; but they are NOT all at attention! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1931 Statistical probabilities show that, over time, one of them will write the great American duck novel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1932 We're finding the next Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1933 Hey, buddy, bet you a dollar the guy with the clipboard owns a Zune. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1934 Their oeuvre surpasses the typewriting monkeys'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1935 I guess we haven't replaced all of our employees with computers 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1936 They haven't been quacking all today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1937 We're hopeful one will live long enough to produce Proust. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1938 Welcome to "Naturopathic Medicine 101" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1939 Start typing, now! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1940 We needed to balance out the private school kids. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1941 It appears you have your ducks in a row for this presentation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1942 Are they expecting US to start? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1943 Take that, infinite monkeys, we have ducks! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1944 If monkeys can write Shakespeare, we are testing if chickens can tweet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1945 Its another Russian attempt to distract us from their election collusion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1946 They say a thousand monkeys can write Shakespeare. We wanted Frozen... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1947 They're not looking...I can duck out early... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1948 I keep forgetting...are we Cozy Bear or are we Fancy Bear? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1949 Yes, they're paddling like mad below the desks, but that doesn't help them type. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1950 No Hamlet yet, but they're really good at John Grisham. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1951 There is always one looking to duck the work! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1952 Alright,ready,wings down... on three hit send ! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1953 The Birdbrain tweets 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1954 Pssst ... hey, wanna duck outa here? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1955 The white coat people are waiting to see if we hunt and peck. Duck em! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1956 If a million monkeys would eventually randomly type out the Bible, could one million chickens randomly create the next Uber? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1957 No, Gerald, I don't think they're going to rise up "Planet of the Apes style." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1958 This new class make me ask if I'm wasting my time teaching med school. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1959 My statue dropping just got a "like" on Flockbook. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1960 Pecking 101. Moving from Hunt and Peck to Peck, Peck, Peck... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1961 ... furthermore, there will be no tweeting during business hours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1962 Keep an eye on those two in row three. They're quackers. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1963 There's always one in every crowd. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1964 Anti-vaccine Ghost-writers 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1965 Duck, Duck, Duck... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1966 PETA made us let the monkeys go. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1967 Regarding "Duck Arranging": there's too much emphasis on "getting them all in a row", when, clearly, "keeping columns focused" is the more daunting challenge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1968 Trust me, I know a quack when I see one. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1969 This is the world famous AFLAC Customer Service Training Center ! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1970 They’re monitoring offensive tweets 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1971 Duck not worry, ya’ll are smarter than Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1972 Our computer tech is going to be furious that we didn't make the students bring their own laptops. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1973 I give up, we’ll never top our Angry Birds concept. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1974 Let's request a bigger budget for next year so we can afford monkeys. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1975 We never get all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1976 We're trying to see if one of them will lay an apple. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1977 Welcome to Med School! Three years from now, each one of you is going to be a? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1978 Given their slower typing speed, the complete works of Shakespeare may take longer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1979 Big deal. They got their ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1980 There's one in every flock, or is it gaggle. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1981 Now you're all gonna think I'm quackers to suggest this.... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1982 I worry this could go south on us. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1983 That duck is peeking 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1984 Here we teach keyboarding skills, and we've been surprised how quickly they pick up hunt-and-peck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1985 Any touch typists? Or, are y'all of hunt-and-peck variety? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1986 There is always one in every class. I wonder what she will teach us! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1987 Wait, we're supposed to type with our bill? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1988 PR at the DNC is happy with the ducks in a row thing, but lose the right-winger and the plagiarist. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1989 Point out the one with the ‘tweeting problem’. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1990 No Shakespeare yet, though we’re getting a lot of bread poetry. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1991 The monkeys did really well! The mice not so much. We'll see how ducks do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1992 Will yoü 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1993 - ...Now let's all check if Oxford dictionary added duck face as a new word! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1994 Of course it's not working. It's supposed to be an infinite number of monkeys. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1995 Do you think if we wait long enough they'll peck out some Shakespeare? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1996 When I was young, we learned touch typing. Now it's just hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1997 This doesn't look like an Aflac audition to me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1998 -You will have to get a real job. -You will all have to get a real job. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1999 All your ducks are in a row. How does this make you more efficient, again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2000 I don't know. We're funded by Disney. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2001 At the sound of the bell you may penguin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2002 It's the remedial class. We're trying to teach them not to hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2003 With ducks instead of monkeys we’re looking at two times infinity. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2004 We weren't quite sure if there was room in the market for another social media platform, but FaceBeak has tested really well in our focus group. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2005 I said hackers on quackers! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2006 Pay attention, you in row 3, if you want to your eggs to pass food compliance. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2007 What do they know? They're all a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2008 Say, what do you guys see in this digital feed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2009 Ok Tweeters...let’s tweet 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2010 We want to find out how long it takes you to come up with a presidential tweet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2011 There must be another room for featherless bipeds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2012 Every time they show us a bay window, does it temp you to fly right into it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2013 Well it's about time they got their ducks , how does the rest of it go? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2014 Yes, we call this our hunt and pecker department 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2015 Front row. Third guy from the left. Keep an eye on him. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2016 Let's see if they fly south for the winter once they get hooked on Facebook. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2017 Last semester they assigned me lemmings. No one showed up for the final. I can just imagine this year’s evaluations...pick, pick, pick. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2018 Med students. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2019 All right.... we need act two, scene three before rehearsal at 5:00, Get quacking! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2020 'Time" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2021 Do you think it's a new google map? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2022 Despite lacking fingers, anyone can learn to code... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2023 YOU'RE a quack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2024 Obviously, hunting is the challenge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2025 Just as I suspected: they’re all quacks. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2026 So far, no one has caught on that the President's tweets are written by actual birds. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2027 The pecking order in this organization is brutal. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2028 Do you feel vulnerable and unprotected too? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2029 No matter how we upgrade, we can't get all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2030 let's see if they can learn the "hunt and peck" style of typing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2031 Forty-one percent say the farmer is leading the dell in the wrong direction. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2032 I think your lecture hypnotized all but two. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2033 We couldn’t get monkeys, so it may take longer. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2034 I'm telling you, this is proof that it's getting more difficult to get any volunteers to take any kind of survey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2035 For sure, not all inductees are middle of the road, lieutenant. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2036 They're beta testing the new voting machines. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2037 Third row on the aisle- definitely chose “quack” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2038 Great at trolling 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2039 ok please finish this sentence,"if it looks like a duck,and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a ....?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2040 Duck, duck, mouse. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2041 There's always one quacker in the bunch. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2042 None of them are even trying to hunt and peck type. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2043 How in God's name could a temp agency confuse "hacker" with "quacker"? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2044 They would be extremely productive if they could just learn to avoid Windows. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2045 Let's pull those two in the next to last row who are eyeing one another rather than their screens. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2046 Uh-oh. One of them is cheating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2047 Of course we can't! We have feathers, not fingers! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2048 they're trying to get us to quack under this pressure! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 Thank you for volunteering to be part of the focus group for the Quackbook Air 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2050 I don't care what the doctors say I still feel that there is no better cure for a cold than chicken soup. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2051 The wooden decoy has 12k followers and is getting some wild DMs 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2052 This would make more sense if we had fingers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2053 Do we type with our feet or hunt and peck? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2054 This study could result in charges of quackery. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2055 Do I spy a copy duck? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2056 I know they're all in rows now, but I'm not sure how long the internet can keep them there. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2057 Most of these guys can hunt-and-peck 90 words per minute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2058 Well, so much for their amazement that we use the sun and the magnetic force of the earth to migrate south. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2059 He wants to know how to turn it on? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2060 Here at MAC we've revised our animal testing policies. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2061 They can't click - they quack.... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2062 They all see moldy bread crumbs, Dr. Exner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2063 They all see moldy bread crumbs, Dr. Rorschach. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2064 You mean to tell me that this is better than jobbing this out to China? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2065 These are the ducks, we are trying to figure out when they figure out when to start typing. Looks like the 3rd one is close. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2066 I think they’re still technically free-range. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2067 We’re still waiting for the goose 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2068 Honorary Doctorate? Big deal. We're still all working at Ask A Quack. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2069 Let's keep our eye on that duck in the third row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2070 odd duck (looks right): Oh! I thought today was the Maths exam, didn't you? invigilator: Now! Now! thats ducking irritating! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2071 And you say this will break us out of our echo chamber? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2072 Welcome to "English as a Second Language". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2073 If you put 100 ducks in front of 100 keyboards, they will eventually type out the entire text of The Ugly Duckling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2074 The Department of Defense mandated that for the next mission in Antarctica we recruit only from the pool of available locals. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2075 IT WORKED FOR THE CHIMPANZEES. IT COULD WORK FOR US. . . 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2076 Raise your wing if you got past the home page. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2077 They'll quack the code eventually. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2078 Statistically, we shouldn't be getting a 100% response of "Quack, quack" on the survey! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2079 Even when all the ducks are in a row there are a few bad apples. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2080 When they keep erasing the board while you are still taking notes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2081 Welcome to "Diversity Training." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2082 I bet some of them just wing it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2083 Data shows the blue light exposure extends hatchling adolescence. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2084 Topless pictures of Daisy Duck was the only way to get all his ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2085 As you can plainly see, we have all of our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2086 I'm beginning to think it was only a stall tactic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2087 It's a significant breakthrough teaching them to hunt and peck!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2088 The job posting was supposed to say, 'Fluent in Quark," not 'Quack.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2089 I wrote this play called "Macbeth," but I'm not going to tell them about it yet. Let them wait. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2090 The harassment training videos are always a hit. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2091 I tell you Martha, one in every sixteen ducks is dishonest !! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2092 Well, as long as it quacks like a duck . . . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2093 It’s very cost efficient - if you don’t count putting the feed on the letters. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2094 Birds of a feather test together. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2095 Only one bird is prepared to confront the two teachers who are getting paid to teach "a class for the birds". Please tell us this is not an accredited college course! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2096 It looks like someone stepped on a duck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2097 If we can only use 280 words, what's the point? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2098 Ducks of the world unite! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2099 Who will quack the code? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2100 Less ADHD than the puppies, that’s for sure. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2101 How many plays DID Shakespeare write? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2102 One of them will quack the code. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2103 Does Chester look hung over to you? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2104 Hey, you're not allowed to tweet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2105 This way we will determine the new pecking order. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2106 Observe Professor... during exams, our student's beaks allow us to identify the cheaters immediately. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2107 I can see you have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2108 Who's hen pecked now? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2109 Impressive, all of them woke up at the quack of dawn for class 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2110 Pressed duck is passé. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2111 With cuts in research funding, we now gather data through self evaluations. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2112 There’s always one who tries to cheat on the final. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2113 What do I do when I get out of the tub? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2114 I'm betting everything on the duck in seat 13c. I say that duck has a look of a winner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2115 Calling the experiment "Suzanne Is a Twatter" is not only un-clever, it creates a hostile work environment, for which I am going to sue you. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2116 This class isn’t what it’s quacked up to be. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2117 Attention Deficit Disorder 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2118 Achieving the goal of humane foie gras was simple once we introduced Netflix. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2119 Almost surely they will soon do a presidential tweet." "Don't call me Shirley. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2120 Third row, far right. A goose! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2121 These sitting duck data centers don't seem to be diverting the attention of any ransomware hackers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2122 Goose? Goose? Has anyone seen Goose? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2123 They quack me up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2124 Anyone migrating anywhere interesting over break? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2125 Now we can eliminate those messy flight breaks with five-second virtual flights every four hours. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2126 Incubator Cam is SUCH a bore! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2127 We supposed to wing this, or what? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2128 Quit pecking at the keyboard, Carl. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2129 They're medical doctor robots, class of 2022 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2130 World Wide Web. Really? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2131 So maybe they don't echo, but let's see if they re-tweet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2132 This online course testing is for the birds 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2133 Don't ask me - we lost track of what they are doing since they use DuckDuckGo. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2134 Uh oh - row three - you've got mallard. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2135 So long as they're American ducks, politicians won't give us any grief. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2136 That blonde assistant really quacks me up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2137 This hunt-and-peck method isn't working out like we'd hoped. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2138 The minute this lame class ends we're all winging over to Baja for Spring Break. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2139 We may have hired a lot of them, but if you’ll pardon me saying, they’re not all they’re quacked up to be 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2140 Welcome to your first day of Flyers Ed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2141 Looks like that guy back there is ducking his duty. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2142 Where is goose? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2143 And here, we have ducks on computers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2144 It's like foie gras for their brains. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2145 You we're supposed to get monkeys—how are ducks supposed to write Shakespeare? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2146 We will be using the hunt and peck method. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2147 Yes, these new surveillance camera monitors are really ducky. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2148 C-12's attention span is off the charts. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2149 Last time we did this, the monkeys came up with Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2150 Ready? Goose! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2151 Row 3 Seat 1 has been a troublemaker ever since we hired them. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2152 They are doing basic research on Tweets. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2153 If the word Turducken is mentioned again, everyone please line up in V formation. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2154 Did you just hear 'Goose"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2155 I hope this goes better than the monkeys with typewriters. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2156 Two of these ducks are not like the others. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2157 Look one o’clock - a definite quack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2158 So far they are 70% less productive than blondes. But they're 85% less annoying. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2159 They mostly just hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2160 I said monkeys. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2161 "We find the answers much more accurate, when we allow the ducks to write their verbal responses". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2162 If monkeys with typewriters can recreate Shakespeare, surely ducks with laptops could manage...Ayn Rand? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2163 You're right, hunt and peck doesn't work any more. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2164 Do you really think they'll duck when the 3D effect activates? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2165 you indeed put yours ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2166 Let’s see if this works. Columns were a disaster. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2167 We now admit 280 students to our Tweeter School, up from 140 last semester. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2168 So why exactly is this your holodeck fantasy? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2169 We're not going to get Shakespeare but it should do well in the Y.A. market. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2170 Silence, please! This is not an open beak exam. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2171 Row 3, on the end. Goose? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2172 Probably not Shakespeare this time... an unpublished e e cummings. Worst case, W C Fields' check for a short beer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2173 "Well we got all our ducks in a row, except that one.". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2174 No one knows how, but Google's new search methodology works as well as before. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2175 Looks like the whole company has quacked up! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2176 The chimpanzees were above budget 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2177 We're keeping them right here until one of them quacks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2178 Billing Department 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2179 There's always one odd duck that won't get with the program. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2180 They're testing our new lab billing software. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2181 Pay attention! Do you want to be a trusted doctor or just another quack? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2182 I’m not sure how we’re going to scientifically interpret this, but they immediately logged onto the bargain travel site. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2183 Do not hide cheat sheets up your sleeves! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2184 Technically, they are all in a row. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2185 I don’t think it’s a good idea for Aflac employees to buy their own product. I’m not sure if these ducks really know what to do. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2186 They're watching us for a possible new name: Equiquacks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2187 I see you have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2188 Fortunately, they're too old to tweet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2189 This bird’s eye view experiment is working! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2190 As soon as the goose arrives, we can begin. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2191 The seeds in my pocket create birds of a feather, hatching tweets as they peck away as a flock. If you take this position, you're responsible if your vocabulary goes to the birds. . . . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2192 Looks like an infinite number of ducks couldn't care less about the complete works of Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2193 Do you think they’ll have a vegan option for lunch? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2194 The chimps have already done Shakespeare. We want to see if they can just do a punchline for this cartoon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2195 I see you have all your ducks in a row. Now what? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2196 We're going to practice keyboarding and give up that hunt and peck system. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2197 Russian spies are sending coded messages via New Yorker cartoons. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2198 And that's why we call it the Penguin algorithm 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2199 Well, you finally got all of your ducks in rows. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2200 Ducks in a row, let's begin. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2201 I expect them to type out the complete works of Donald Duck and Daffy Duck in 24 hours. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2202 At least the monkeys had fingers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2203 But weren’t we supposed to put all our ducks in a row? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2204 Did you block the fried chicken websites? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2205 Unfortunately the infinite number of monkeys got writer’s block. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2206 You would think they could be a little more creative with their organizational pattern. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2207 Well, we finally have all our ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2208 Each one is a graduate of the Trump Hunt and Peck University. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2209 With this many quackers we always have at least one odd duck. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2210 Educating the Donalds in 140 characters or less. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2211 Excuse me sir, but this group looks like a room full of nose pickers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2212 We have successfully migrated to the new release of Office 365 for Waterfowl. The help desk is still working on understanding the support requests through our call center support hot line. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2213 Computers Can Identify Hundreds of Species, But Not Me 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2214 Well, you've got your ducks in a row, but they seem to be having trouble with the keyboards. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2215 140, 280, who cares when you don't have fingers? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2216 I can't believe I'm saying this, but suddenly I'm nostalgic for the days of quills and ink. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2217 I? thought it was supposed to be monkeys with typewriters. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2218 One of these Quacks is not like the others. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2219 Do you think this topic will ruffle some feathers? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2220 Never mind the misunderstanding. I am really impressed! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2221 I think that guy in the third row is cheating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2222 I expect they will do better than the monkeys. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2223 Psst..... are you sure this new USCIS facial recognition software works? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2224 No mouse, I suppose we just wing it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2225 "A-3" this is now your second chance if you begin early again you're disqualified. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2226 Each quack registers as cognitive dissonance which is funny 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2227 Training quacks is easier than I thought! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2228 Hunt and peck is the only way to type. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2229 There’s always one quack in every group. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2230 Beta testing so much smoother since we started using geese. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2231 I sense a disturbance in the gaggle. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2232 All lined up in support of sending "rocket man" to the moon. May the force be with him as we push the launch button. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2233 There's always one odd duck in every class. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2234 My research focuses on getting all my ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2235 I wonder if they’d prefer sitting in a “V” formation? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2236 Is it just me, or are this year's interns a little ducky? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2237 The monkeys didn't come up with anything good, so we're trying this bunch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2238 With this group I think we're looking at two times infinity. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2239 My counselor definitely told me this would be French 101. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2240 If they look like a duck, quack like a duck, and just web surf all day at work, I say roast em' at 350 degrees with a little garlic and paprika. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2241 This next test section is multiple peck. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2242 They imprinted on me while I was writing my dissertation about them. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2243 The 280 characters will be a game changer. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2244 The White House is looking for some new speech writers and we couldn't find 1,000 monkeys. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2245 See, I told you he’s a troublemaker. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2246 Duck 3 in row 1 and Duck 5 in row 3 are just trying to show off their individuality. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2247 Ready? Set? Tweet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2248 Education is wasted on the fowl. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2249 She's our control. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2250 We want to see how long it takes them to type out "The Art of the Deal." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2251 The one on the right thinks he's a monkey with a typewriter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2252 My parents always told me law school was for the birds! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2253 Play it again, Sam. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2254 How will we ever get ALL of our ducks in a row? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2255 I think those two are quacks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2256 They try hard to live up to their reputation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2257 We believe in workplace equality. The pecking order was the first thing to go. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2258 Everybody quack loudly; we'll be outa here in no time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2259 Row three, duck three. I believe in the power of three 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2260 We are really ducked out with this team! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2261 Our null hypothesis is that they’ll do no better than monkeys at typewriters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2262 Maude, I tell you that this year's 'snow bird' report will be the best ever. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2263 We are great at formations. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2264 It doesn't mean they all TYPE together. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2265 Our new species diversity program is going great and it cuts labor costs but the problem is that they only know hunt-n-peck typing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2266 The monkeys are on strike. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2267 it's not "Hamlet," but what did you expect from 140 characters? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2268 I don't think she knows how to turn it on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2269 Ducks? DUCKS?! I said "give a million MONKEYS a million typewriters and they would eventually produce Shakespeare!" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2270 Getting tired of watching all this porn, huh Bill? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2271 And this is Billing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2272 statistically speaking, 1out of every 16 goes rogue 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2273 You're looking at the future of bird census and survey techniques. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2274 I miss the days when a simple peck got you there. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2275 Do you think they have all friended each other? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2276 I look at them and all I see are bills. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2277 There is a quack on the far right, third row up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2278 They make really great air traffic controllers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2279 Well, it would certainly seem we finally have all of our ducks in a row.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2280 All our ducks are in rows 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2281 Professor Dickens, this would probably be more effective if you just posted your class on Reddit. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2282 Check it out. Third row, last on the right. A real odd duck if I ever saw one. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2283 Isn't that just ducky. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2284 The Threat Is "Duck Soup" Pass It On ! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2285 Doctor, this study is a disaster! We need to get our ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2286 At least we have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2287 Do you think we should bring in a duck to teach them beak typing? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2288 Ready. Set. Go! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2289 So it's true: Birds of a feather gawk together. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2290 How you doing? Wanna meet me at the Starbucks by the pond? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2291 This GPS Program will guide you on your annual migration south. You may hear it say “recalculating” occasionally! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2292 Welcome to John's Hopkins Meduckal school. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2293 It’s the latest trend in Silicon Valley - Off ponding 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2294 Use these trajectory formulas for maximum accuracy of your poob bombs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2295 Page down? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2296 They all ate the mice. This experiment is for the birds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2297 I told you, "she marches to a different drummer!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2298 They're supposed to be in A row... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2299 Now we have all our ducks in a row, we can begin 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2300 Well now I feel pigeonholed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2301 I told you if you pay peanuts you'll get quakers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2302 Second row down; first from the right. Name: Smith, Wintston. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2303 Welcome students to the first day of government subsidized medical school! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2304 We're testing if gannets can write Shakespeare any faster than the chimps! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2305 I prefer the IQuack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2306 Welcome, Class of 2057, to Tech Rehab. It's going to be a long journey to recovery but you all deserve a big quack on the back for choosing to be here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2307 They're giving it a good effort, but clever caption writing does not appear to be a particular strength. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2308 Let her finish. In 12,000 years, who will believe it wasn’t painted by us. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2309 This takes free range to a new level. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2310 None of them have been able to quack our system. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2311 Of course, ducks don't have laps. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2312 I see you’ve finally got your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2313 I put them in charge of billing because they’ve dealt with large bills their whole lives. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2314 I thought you said they were sheep. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2315 Roger, I said compile a team of hackers, not quackers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2316 Duck, duck, duck, goose? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2317 Don't let the calm demeanor of our new hires fool you - they're actually working like hell. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2318 ....and let me assure you, we don't see you as quacks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2319 HR really ducked up this division. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2320 We gave up on the monkeys 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2321 I THINK WE BETTER JUST DUCK THIS ONE!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2322 Sure, they act fowl-mouthed now, but they're chicken when they can't hide behind a keyboard. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2323 Have you figured out how to make CTRL-ALT-DEL happen yet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2324 If monkeys wrote Hamlet, what play would chickens write? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2325 I think we need eight geese to make this work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2326 They're all streaming their favorite Hitchcock movie. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2327 About your theory that qubit and quack both begin with the letter "Q", how is that working for you? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2328 We’ll have no hunt and peck in this class. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2329 It's a quackin hoot! He's timing a Lab Test we never quackin had in Lab! Not a single quacker here including me and you is even guessing at the quackin answers -- just staring at the quackin screen! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2330 They all ghost-tweet for the President. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2331 Our aggregator refuses surf the net, but will waddle the web. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2332 This new hired personnel is an executive order. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2333 I'm teaching them to play 'Simon Says'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2334 Always has been an odd duck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2335 Chicken Unions... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2336 There's always at least one odd-duck in the group! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2337 Whos complaining of finger cramps", 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2338 It's supposed to be the control group, but if you ask me, it's pure quackery 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2339 Still trying to get all your ducks in a row? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2340 So, you think this will help your study of ornithology? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2341 Don't look, but I think one of them just called you a quack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2342 His computer was quacked. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2343 We should just let them stay here because it's pretty cute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2344 Scientist 1: “What’s for lunch?” Scientist 2: “Not sure, but we have some peaking duck.” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2345 My mom learned to swim in a pond. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2346 They’re efficient, but they need to fly South from October through January. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2347 They appear to be ducking their assignments. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2348 HR took me too literally when I asked for bird brains. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2349 Now what's the hold up? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2350 Are you sure this is the Zoology 101 class? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2351 I just hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2352 If I were you, I'd accept a just a single "quack." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2353 If they are looking to choose a new model for Twitter 8.0, I think we should #resist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2354 Is it just me, or are there only two quacks in this room? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2355 Do you ever feel like we're a bunch of sitting ducks? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2356 Maybe it was because he was the only male in the class, but for the first time in his coding career, the use of the term "rubber ducking" made him very uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2357 Most of the subjects seem to be receptive to the tele-migration experiment 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2358 I've got all my ducks in a row but I'm still worried about these test scores. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2359 As you can see you'll have a full class for the Hunt and Peck Method. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2360 I beg your pardon. Please don't SKIP any questions. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2361 Poor choice of words--I beg your pardon. Please don't SKIP any questions. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2362 Psst! Miles up front is fucking up the curve. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2363 Well, I guess you spotted the Mac users. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2364 Don't tell me you forgot the goose 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2365 We picked the wrong bird. Ducks can't tweet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2366 Today's lesson in Sociology 101 is on the quack epidemic of the1980s. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2367 Their parents crashed into windows. But this generation? Windows crashes on them. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2368 I see the Republicans are bringing a new meaning to the tax bill ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2369 It didn't work with monkeys. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2370 The results are conclusive. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and Googles like a duck, then it probably is a duck. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2371 Jones, you're getting paid to sell Quak Quak Duck Tape, not to ogle Miss Mallard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2372 I know they can quack, but can they quack? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2373 They are doing surprisingly well on the IT course. The problem is they have no breast pockets for their pencils. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2374 Finally, equality in the pecking order 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2375 Notice how the male interrupts the female but says the same thing? We should make a note - hey, has anyone figured out how to use the keyboard? Ooh, he's doing it again! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2376 And the winner of Go Fish is.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2377 WE FOUND OUR VOLUNTEER FOR DUCK DINNER- THIRD ROW- FAR RIGHT! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2378 They don't seem to understand that we don't tweet, we quack. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2379 Is it just me, or do you find that every question can be answered with "quack"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2380 I'm starting to wonder why they called us all together like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2381 You must have all your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2382 Think of the layoffs this will cause. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2383 These are the ugliest ducklings you could find? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2384 0k, after me, "16 Ducks and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2385 Everything about this job is an exercise in futility. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2386 I say we give them Romeo and Juliet just to prove a point. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2387 For the sake of diversity, we added two odd ducks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2388 These guys aren't even real scientists! They're a couple of [quacks]! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2389 You know what they say about monkeys typing Hamlet, while after two weeks, I haven’t gotten the first letter from these ducks! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2390 Replace a1 and c3 with lemmings next time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2391 Last one to log into Facebook gets a loaf of bread 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2392 Front row, third row - trouble. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2393 I say we tell them nothing about how we migrate. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2394 You certainly have your ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2395 They don't get the difference between click and quack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2396 Today we'll learn how to use the maps app to find "south" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2397 The goose is in the third row, far right. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2398 When the course is over, I'll be Dr. Quack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2399 One is finally writing Hamlet but has Ophelia paddling happily in the river. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2400 Wait a minute. The turkeys just left, and the chickens are waiting in the hall, and the she said the password is “tur-duck-en.” We’re about to get served. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2401 They keep asking about the spam. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2402 Please all bills forward 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2403 I was hoping they would try something other than the hunt and peck typing technique, so it's back to the drawing board. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2404 The are all searching on LL Bean 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2405 Why? Because I've already got Hamlet and The Sun Also Rises and they don't throw their feces. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2406 We're trying to find the quack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2407 Maybe they can figure out which came first. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2408 According to our focus group, Twitter is here to stay, but cat videos are on the way out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2409 We were going for Quacks, but Twitter sounds better. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2410 Looks like you’ve been goosed as the odd drake out in our row of ducks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2411 The irony this is the bill-ing department, is not lost on me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2412 I don't know what she sees in him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2413 So you want to learn to fly? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2414 Well, this is awkward. There’s been a typo in the course catalog. If you’re here for Quackum Computing 101, you can leave. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2415 Not much diversity in our Duck Blind ID class. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2416 Apparently ducks either don't have that Shakespeare gene or they don't do randomness. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2417 Wish I was back in the Boston Commons. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2418 We'll have to take him out of the control group. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2419 Not what I had in mind for getting your ducks in a row 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2420 Remind me not to telecommute next winter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2421 I Google duck and it looks like a duck! What the f**k!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2422 Take a look at Mel, second row from the top, far right. I think he's sneaking a peek at his neighbor's work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2423 'This test is to see how long it takes before one of them types 'QuackPorn.com' " 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2424 I thought we were just mascots. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2425 Will Bird Brain Number 54367 please face forward and repeat after me... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2426 Got all your ducks in a matrix. Nice. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2427 We just got billed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2428 He wants an upgrade before he'll flock together. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2429 Bring in the goose. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2430 We’re getting nearly prefect attention with the Quack software replacing the Quark. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2431 I thought we had all our ducks in a row too, but I see two full-fledged trouble makers already. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2432 The only words tapped out so far is 'The sky is falling!' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2433 Virtual migration is pure quackery. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2434 Those ducks in row 3 aren't happy about getting in a row for laptops that aren't the latest models. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2435 You got to be ducking me! Where is duck! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2436 Simon says put your right wing on the desk ... now put your wing down. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2437 The monkeys were all tied up working on Tolstoy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2438 I told you, the class is full of a bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2439 All in a row. Is everyone ready to get down with this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2440 So it’s proven: birds of a feather hack together! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2441 Pssst, what's the square root of quack? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2442 Think they'll mind if I duck out for a smoke? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2443 I find it works best to put them into both rows AND columns. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2444 We’re quacks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2445 Fine, you've proved 'hunt and peck' is a misnomer, but stop saying a grant for your monkey project will be 'duck soup.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2446 As soon as they start quacking, critics of our research project are going to have a field day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2447 Eliminate #216. Cuts and Copies fine. Pastes like Chicken. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2448 What did the beaver say to the other beaver? 'I really miss Mankoff.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2449 Is everybody clear on the pecking order? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2450 It’s the largest class we have had since President Trump took office! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2451 We'll cover bugs, but not June bugs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2452 Ever get the feeling we have a bunch of quacks working for us? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2453 Green Party trains it's staff to prevent being quacked in 2018 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2454 Suddenly, it became clear to Harvey, if he were to gain any satisfaction he must take his porn addiction to the pond. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2455 They're working on a better cloning algorithm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2456 Don't worry, their computers are waterproof. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2457 They have to hunt and peck, so this could take longer than the monkeys. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2458 A short time after they learned to tweet we noticed that doing so early in the morning means more laid eggs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2459 Still waiting on a goose. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2460 The problem is break time, when they all Skype their families at once. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2461 Day twenty-nine. Subjects remain aggressive, continue to call us quacks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2462 This seminar is on Advanced Aerial Buckshot Avoidance 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2463 Trust me, "lack of diversity" is not the problem here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2464 I think one 'yes' is enough, look at how the Presidential election was decided. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2465 Your lecture is about to begin, so please, no more squawking. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2466 Yes, but does she carry plum sauce in that briefcase? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2467 Granted, they may look, swim, and quack like a duck, but do they answer tech support questions like a duck? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2468 Our ducks are not responding to insurance claims. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2469 The idea is that it if typing monkeys could write Shakespeare’s plays, why not ducks? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2470 Gladys, I believe we've finally found the perfect pecking order. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2471 Did he really ask "What's hunt and peck?" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2472 Cluck this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2473 Think the Donald Duck channel is a go. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2474 They probably think we're a bunch of "Quacks". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2475 Do you think they forgot their passwords again? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2476 So our new duck hypnosis app is almost a complete success. We’re going to make a fortune 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2477 Be careful. He's the ring leader. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2478 Maybe ducks don't tweet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2479 We finally get all our ducks in a row and the goose skips class! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2480 As we increase the difficulty of the tasks you'll log who is the first to quack. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2481 Psst, over here; what the duck is this? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2482 Be like a duck calm on the surface, but underneath always talking quack on tweeter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2483 So you really believe that they will be a match for Trump's tweets? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2484 I know that school levels are dropping. But this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2485 This imprinting program is for the birds! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2486 Fifteen ducks and one tern 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2487 Tell the director the real Donald wants a stunt double for his flaming laptop scene. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2488 The STEAKS are high in this competition; last one is roast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2489 He thought it was a typo. The memo said: "Get all your dicks in a row!” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2490 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2491 I told you we should have used owls, Karen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2492 Is it just me or are they quackers too ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2493 The room is full of quackery... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2494 Has anyone seen Goose? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2495 The minute you let them think you're a quack, you'll lose them. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2496 Despite preaching student diversity , how is this possible? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2497 How can you get a diverse statistical sampling, when their all from the same web site. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2498 Don't believe everything you find on the Internet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2499 Face it - they'll always be hunt and peck typists. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2500 Did he say birds of a father? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2501 Now that you have your ducks in a row, we can begin 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2502 That concludes our lecture on migration, any questions? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2503 They should be coming up with some Shakespeare any day now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2504 Penguins and computers a match made in heaven 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2505 Yes, you're right about the feet, but this seminar is going to teach you about a new, better webbed way. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2506 It's like monkeys and typewriters, but they tweet instead--with similar results. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2507 They're cheaper than humans. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2508 And each time they find one, they change the F with a D 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2509 You've heard of the Duck Test, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2510 This worked a lot better with the monkeys. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2511 They've been flocking to the computer sciences lately. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2512 There's always one in every crowd. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2513 We might want to consider settling for less than the complete works of Shakespeare. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2514 We force them to read lifestyle blogs until the brain is buttery and rich 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2515 They're not hunting or pecking 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2516 When can we start with the wise quacks? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2517 Maybe we should put them in cubicles. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2518 I don't think we're early enough to catch these worms. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2519 Yeah, tweeting was more of an art form at 140 characters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2520 They’ll never get anywhere without a goose. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2521 Please make sure your cellphones are turned off during the quiz. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2522 The quack job in the third row is cheating again! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2523 This is the first test group for non-human consumers. The iQuack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2524 I am expecting War and Peace within 100 years 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2525 One's not responding. Reminds me of my teenage daughter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2526 I'm determined to find the secret word. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2527 Anatidae Conformity Daily Project Note:"Two ducks not completely in a row." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2528 How's your user experience going? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2529 Now if they could only type? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2530 I told you this class was for the birds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2531 Attention: This is your flight captain. Please log off, and get in formation for the journey South. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2532 Five minutes til nibs down. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2533 It's a test for quacks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2534 - The only problem is multiple security breaches. - You should not be using face recognition software. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2535 Welcome to the first coding class under our school's new affirmative-action policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2536 We're going to have to terminate that one in the third row… 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2537 Pecking orders are for chickens. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2538 Promote the creative one front and center. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2539 Well, no bird flew. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2540 a consistent result-bird brains 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2541 Twitter via hunt and peck came naturally to them. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2542 In this room we are screening for bird flu. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2543 We have them all in a row; now what? I knew I should have signed up for the Monkey-Shakespeare experiment instead! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2544 I think that doctor's a quack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2545 Are you sure you checked the order for typos? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2546 Are there any quacks before we begin ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2547 Proof of hypothesis: chickens won't eat an Apple. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2548 If only more of them had fingers we could get some work done here.. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2549 Getting in a row, those were the days my friend. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2550 Welcome to 'Learn to tweet 101'. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2551 Keep your eye on Fred. He seems to be copying off his neighbor's laptop. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2552 Their only job is to play Flappy Bird. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2553 Russia has its hackers. Now we have our quackers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2554 We're teaching them to counteract the Russian social media manipulation 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2555 It’s your turn to have a quack at this! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2556 Get ready for a tweet storm! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2557 ????????? ?? ??????? ? ?????????? ?????! Translation: Imprinting on social media works! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2558 Hey, pal, wanna go egging after the test? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2559 Excuse me, the two of you in the third row, I said "All beaks straight ahead." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2560 I've had it with this ducking job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2561 She’s left-handed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2562 Remember, refer to it as job "migration" when you break the news 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2563 after the last elections we felt that farm animals are better suited to fill our annual survey 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2564 Except for that one technophobe on the third row, they can all track their way back home with a simple click of a button. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2565 Ducks on computers? Surprising. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2566 The ducks taught them well. And only in an hour. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2567 Le Canard Enchaîné's staffers are just sitting ducks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2568 Is it just me, or do these residents look like a bunch of quacks? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2569 Now that we have our ducks in a row, let's begin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2570 Eureka! We got duck soup.... 3rd row extreme right! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2571 we couldn't find 100 monkeys 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2572 Monkeys and typewriters are so last century! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2573 We can begin, now that we have all our ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2574 We tried to get our ducks all in rows but two of them have to get the quack out of here. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2575 Welcome to the billing department. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2576 Everything you do is idiotic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2577 Spellcheck or not, you were clearly told to install Google Docs! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2578 They're character-challenged. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2579 One of them is sure to write a best seller 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2580 You can skip completing the answer to question 9, 'If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck...' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2581 Let me get this straight: we're testing whether this software really is "point and cluck?" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2582 We can definitely conclude that penguins can interact with computer screens. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2583 So that's how you find the best deals. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2584 Seems like a lot of studying just to be a fish finder 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2585 These Tweeters protest the 250 character limit. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2586 Professor Smoot, perhaps you didn't understand when I referred to Basket-Weaving 101 as a "bird course." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2587 I thought the experimental protocol was monkeys and typewriters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2588 I'm always torn between "likely" and "very likely". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2589 They're the perfect voter models. They all just 'Liked' the duck recipe. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2590 Looks like they're trying a new angle with the speech writing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2591 welcome to class 101 "artificial intelligence " 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2592 I sense some fowl play with this group. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2593 140 is the sweet spot, but we think we can push the envelope at 280. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2594 Maybe it’s Shakespeare, maybe it’s not - it’s all just quacking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2595 I call it "the-chicken-and-the-hack" problem. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2596 Hey, you on the right in the third row. Beak forward, please. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2597 Look at your screen not at me. This kind of non conformist behavior is why the Dodo bird became extinct. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2598 Do we cover chiropractic? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2599 The test begins in exactly 2 minutes. Waite... you, in the middle of the front row, wing off the desk! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2600 Now if my hypothesis is correct, the ones exposed to a photograph of Walt Disney will lay more eggs. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2601 There is no goose in this trial. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2602 You checked their IDs? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2603 Thank heavens they've forgotten their shotguns today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2604 I don't know about you, but I prefer trees. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2605 And no one’s migrating until this fledge drive reaches its goal. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2606 Before technology, we just had to put all our ducks in a row! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2607 Psssst, hey, when they put their ducks in a row, does it mean something that they put me up here at the end? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2608 YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2609 "CODE RED SHEEP ARE USING OUR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!!!!! EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY, AND BEWARE OF SHEEP IN SWEATERS!!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2610 No cheating! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2611 Were we supposed to install Linux on laptops or students? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2612 You don't even know about it. 589 sheep invaded my apartment yesterday and ate all my eggos!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2613 I definitely said crackers not quackers! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2614 Ducks in A row, Johnson. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2615 I worried this was quack science, but I see you have your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2616 We assume they’ll head south when they find a deal. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2617 I'm a stuck duck. How 'bout you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2618 These millennials drive me crazy, I swear they're more interested in Twitter than in learning! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2619 At least we made the top sixteen 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2620 You said, 'Get all the ducks in a row'. You didn't say you wanted them computer literate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2621 Not a peep, they are having a mapquest session for the trip down south. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2622 Brother, can you spare a crime? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2623 Welcome to innovation 101. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2624 4th in the 3rd row is slacking. Send him home. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2625 How to prepare Manchurian Duck 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2626 "You think they figured out we lost over 140 million social security numbers?" - Equifax 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2627 Ok; maybe not Shakespeare. But how about Make Way for Ducklings? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2628 Look! The one in the front row raised his/her hand. Now that's aggressive!!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2629 I see that one of you has noticed that the screen image looks like a duck. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2630 November 11th. The subjects seem to identify as students. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2631 I knew this animal welfare nonsense would come home to roost. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2632 And remember, now you can tweet 280 characters. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2633 Yeah, it’s a lot quieter and autocorrect should chop years off the project but the monkeys with the typewriters never complained about slow Wi-fi. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2634 Which way is south again? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2635 But how will we foot the bill for these web services? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2636 Um, they realize we don't have fingers, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2637 What a pair of quacks 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2638 Bunch of quacks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2639 I hate being pigeon holed 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2640 So where is the cover? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2641 Well, it's adaptive for birds on the right. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2642 We have a spy in our midst! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2643 My mistake, I thought you said Infinite Ducky Theorem. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2644 Scientist: Good morning, Doc! Duck: How can I help you today? Doctor: Injury to the head, call the print! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2645 One duck demonstrates discrimination between abstract relational concepts and they test us all... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2646 Well, we all know who the new guy is here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2647 They all really like Beakpedia. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2648 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking"? Replying "No,not yet". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2649 Class, we need someone who's willing to be dissected. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2650 All the chickens had to acknowledge that this computer class was too hard for them. To which Charlie, in the second row from the back said, "Eggsactly!" Charlie Chick in the second row said will happen: "Eggsactly!" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2651 I think the one on the third row right is cheating. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2652 I'm just saying, they can't be laptops if we don't have laps, can it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2653 Now that we've got our ducks in a row, let's get quacking. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2654 How about a mouse instead? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2655 Nobody expects Old MacDonald’s troll farm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2656 Let's take a break, everyone. Who's up for Duck Duck Goose? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2657 The call it "Twitter." It's therapy for birdbrains. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2658 That’s just ducky! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2659 They obviously have enthusiasm, but can they type? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2660 According to my roommate, this instructor uses fowl language. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2661 I still think we shouldn't have given up on the monkeys and the typewriters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2662 Nothing even close to Shakespeare. I TOLD you we should’ve used monkeys. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2663 So far it's just a queasy feeling, Carl, but somehow I think something has fallen through the quacks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2664 I knew it was him all along. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2665 I use the hunt and peck method. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2666 We think they can write Shakespeare faster than the monkeys we used before. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2667 Eyes on your own work, Duckie! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2668 Donald duck University, quack,quack,quack,quack!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2669 I’m telling you, I really don’t think they will tweet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2670 We all know about the monkeys. Here we expect David Foster Wallace. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2671 Telling them not to vote for a quack might be harsh. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2672 I'm worried about my job. All this duck porn hasn't done a thing for my egg count. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2673 How do you get birdseed out of a keyboard? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2674 I may look like a duck and walk like a duck, but I sure as hell don't test like a duck. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2675 That guy in the front looks kinda snarky to me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2676 In China they call it the "stuffed duck" approach to education. Here, they prefer "content rich". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2677 DDHD? Or one duck's porn is another duck's wandering eye? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2678 But a bird in the hand never made a dime. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2679 Welcome to GPS Class for fouled up fowl. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2680 It's the first time I've seen grades form a natural Bell Curve. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2681 Working here is not all it's quacked up to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2682 It's the CGI vesrsion of ducks in a row, getting their ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2683 We have most of our ducks in a row 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2684 The criteria didn't stipulate 'in a row of what'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2685 Research says one will be a famous vlogger. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2686 I have a feeling 'control-alt-delete' is not going to work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2687 You may have heard this is a bird course but let me caution you... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2688 This is how we determine the character limit for Twitter. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2689 Call me a bird-brain, but I can’t think of one thing to Tweet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2690 Trolling for The Donald. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2691 Welcome to Quack Science 101. Today's lesson is on the link between vaccines and autism. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2692 They seem unable to progress beyond hunt and peck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2693 Well I see you've got your ducks all in the rows this time! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2694 If I compute like a duck, then will they be convinced? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2695 The experiment is over. Staring at those screens day after day have made them you quackers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2696 She's still only got 140. Her friends all have 280. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2697 Welcome, Drakes and Ducks, to the first annual hunt and peck competition. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2698 I like lining up my ducks in a raster. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2699 There must be a better way than hunt and peck! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2700 Which one is their union rep? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2701 I did make it very clear that this was about testing cookies. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2702 Agnes, do you notice the odd one out? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2703 The data doesn’t lie ... this is just another lame duck session. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 They theory is they can program their AI doubles. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2705 Quack 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2706 You asked to find those Russian election quackers, right sir?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2707 I guess we're Lucky Duckies all in a row? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2708 Wow, government funding cutbacks have really affected public television's pledge week. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2709 Congratulations. You've quacked the code. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2710 Fascinating! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2711 We have a mover in the front row and a looker in row number three. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2712 I don't get the worm joke either. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2713 Every aspect of the researchers' lives is standardized and entirely predictable; five weeks later they go to market! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2714 That goose must go- she's always taking a gander. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2715 This is what comes from flocking together. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2716 We’re doing a study on their pecking order. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2717 How tweet .... we've got them all pigeonholed perfect, let's hope no one quacks up now. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2718 Are they amazed or perplexed? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2719 Get that of a bitch off the field study!!! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2720 I'm sorry... did you quack something? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0