Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Do you ever want to wring your own neck? |
2.0109 |
0.01093 |
92 |
0 |
91 |
1 |
1 |
The answer to number seven? I can’t even turn this thing on. |
2.0073 |
0.00517 |
273 |
0 |
271 |
2 |
2 |
Back to work birds, and enough with the wisequacks! |
2.0071 |
0.00504 |
280 |
0 |
278 |
2 |
3 |
Him? He's a pwoblem duck, stwessed out and weady to quack. |
2.0069 |
0.00488 |
289 |
0 |
287 |
2 |
4 |
I'm only in it for the bread. |
2.0050 |
0.00499 |
201 |
0 |
200 |
1 |
5 |
"And the best, they work for birdseed !' |
2.0042 |
0.00421 |
238 |
0 |
237 |
1 |
6 |
The rats wouldn't perform without a mouse. |
2.0042 |
0.00419 |
239 |
0 |
238 |
1 |
7 |
The experiment was successful; all the ducks are in a row. |
2.0038 |
0.00385 |
260 |
0 |
259 |
1 |
8 |
When I snap my fingers, you will go home, eat breadcrumbs and crap all over the park. |
2.0037 |
0.00375 |
267 |
0 |
266 |
1 |
9 |
I’m surprised. I really thought they would fly through this training. |
2.0037 |
0.00374 |
268 |
0 |
267 |
1 |
10 |
A little redundant don't you think? You have all your ducks in a row and online. |
2.0037 |
0.00374 |
268 |
0 |
267 |
1 |
11 |
I can't explain this, maybe we will find a reasonable explanation in next week's New Yorker. |
2.0035 |
0.00347 |
289 |
0 |
288 |
1 |
12 |
They wanted more accurate data on fly-over states. |
2.0030 |
0.00297 |
337 |
0 |
336 |
1 |
13 |
That rebel in the third row? Let’s just eat him. |
2.0028 |
0.00279 |
359 |
0 |
358 |
1 |
14 |
This might be the reason it always autocorrects to 'ducking' |
2.0000 |
0.00456 |
220 |
0 |
220 |
0 |
15 |
Its nice that they got us new computers. But these are neither web nor wing friendly. |
2.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
0 |
27 |
0 |
16 |
And these are the exchange students from the University of Oregon. |
2.0000 |
0.00370 |
271 |
0 |
271 |
0 |
17 |
We're trying to teach them the hunt and peck method. |
2.0000 |
0.00349 |
287 |
0 |
287 |
0 |
18 |
They're great tweeters, but hard on the touch screens. |
1.9971 |
0.00292 |
343 |
1 |
342 |
0 |
19 |
Okay class, Miss Givens will now walk you through using Google Maps to plan flights south. |
1.9968 |
0.00319 |
314 |
1 |
313 |
0 |
20 |
Ummm…I suspect the directive wasn’t “quack the code”. |
1.9963 |
0.00367 |
273 |
1 |
272 |
0 |
21 |
Haven't you ever seen an IT department before? |
1.9957 |
0.00426 |
235 |
1 |
234 |
0 |
22 |
Shouldn't we be facing south for the winter semester? |
1.9946 |
0.00545 |
184 |
1 |
183 |
0 |
23 |
Isn't this experiment supposed to be done with monkeys? |
1.9944 |
0.00557 |
180 |
1 |
179 |
0 |
24 |
Check it out, everyone is migrating to this new operating system! |
1.9940 |
0.00424 |
333 |
2 |
331 |
0 |
25 |
I think they're all tweeting. |
1.9937 |
0.00445 |
317 |
2 |
315 |
0 |
26 |
I just googled Snopes and both of these doctors are quacks. |
1.9937 |
0.00447 |
316 |
2 |
314 |
0 |
27 |
I'm not sure you are the right fit for a job here at Twitter. |
1.9935 |
0.00457 |
309 |
2 |
307 |
0 |
28 |
They’ve agreed on Duck Soup instead of Hamlet |
1.9930 |
0.00495 |
285 |
2 |
283 |
0 |
29 |
It’s a waste of time. They’re all lame ducks. |
1.9929 |
0.00504 |
280 |
2 |
278 |
0 |
30 |
Well I'm not sure Quacks will replace Tweets, but it's an improvement over the Oink Campaign last month, and I do like their enthusiasm. |
1.9925 |
0.00533 |
265 |
2 |
263 |
0 |
31 |
Let’s see if the unflavored keypads hold up any better. |
1.9913 |
0.00616 |
229 |
2 |
227 |
0 |
32 |
Don't they know we can't type? |
1.9889 |
0.00783 |
180 |
2 |
178 |
0 |
33 |
Don't tell her husband about our time in the bathtub, okay!?! |
1.9762 |
0.01673 |
84 |
2 |
82 |
0 |
34 |
No, dummy. It's 'too be or not too be.' |
1.9565 |
0.04446 |
23 |
1 |
22 |
0 |
35 |
I don`t think anyone ever asked them 'why' before. |
1.9565 |
0.04446 |
23 |
1 |
22 |
0 |
36 |
If it weren't double blind, you'ld already know which one is a duck. |
1.9459 |
0.03769 |
37 |
2 |
35 |
0 |
37 |
In order to get into med school, one must have all their ducks in a row. |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
38 |
By 2347 we should have "Gone With The Wind 2." |
1.4444 |
0.17568 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
39 |
....huh! Quit turning to ask me and don't try to duck the question! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
40 |
Getting them all in a row worked pretty well. Now we're trying columns, too. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
41 |
If it looks like a Duck and Quacks like a Duck, then what am I missing? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
42 |
On your marks...get set...QUACK! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
43 |
Now that we've got our ducks in a row our work is done. If they can peck out the complete works of Shakespeare, solving global warming should be a piece of cake. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
44 |
I'm on it sir. Duck no. 8 is pate. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
45 |
Just my opinion, I think he's a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
46 |
Sure, I see what the NSA's thinking - humans are fallible, so lets toss out the humans - but don't you think there's something shifty about them? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
47 |
Now that I've gotten them all in neat rows I'll leave it to you to teach them aerodynamics. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
48 |
"Raise your wing how many of you know how to tweet? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
49 |
Why no bread crumb emoji? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
50 |
At their peck rate they'll produce Shakespeare's Collected Works way faster than the monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
51 |
This surfing formation adds 70% to their laptop battery life. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
52 |
Ten bucks he neither hunts nor pecks. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
53 |
Couldn't we just get robots? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
54 |
Of course, they're all quacks. It's meduckal school. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
55 |
Bathroom passes will be limited to emergencies such as an uncontrollable urge to migrate. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
56 |
WTD. “What The Duck” |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
57 |
They're a little more independent than the sheep were. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
58 |
So you got them all here with just one decoy? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
59 |
They’re quack learners. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
60 |
Is anyone else having trouble with the facial recognition login? |
1.0000 |
0.00023 |
4430 |
4430 |
0 |
0 |
61 |
He's the one from public school. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
62 |
It seems not everyone is happy with our approach to raising cage-free ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
63 |
I was really disorganized, this is as close as I could get." |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
64 |
I think we can quack this case in no time." " That or their brains will turn into an eggs scrambled. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
65 |
Do you really want to standardize them further? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
66 |
Now, after we eliminated the consensus problem...any questions about unanimity? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
67 |
Third row! Right side! Eyes on your own work!!! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
68 |
That's the third time I've caught Jeff cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
69 |
Duck, duck, goose did not work as a control group. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
70 |
No "A Tale of Two Cities" but we did get a couple scripts for "Family Guy" |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
71 |
Our generic experiment was a success, except for the the bird on the far right, third row. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
72 |
I’m a little worried the 4th one from the left in the 3rd row might have Attention Duckficit Disorder. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
73 |
Alright everyone, you have one hour to pass the quality test. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
74 |
These tests are for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
75 |
Now that we've got our ducks in a row, what's next? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
76 |
This may work if we let them use avian emojis. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
77 |
No! No! No! What we need are Flaptops! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
78 |
We would have given them Amazon Echos, but, well... you know. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
79 |
They just flocked to the job. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
80 |
Perhaps the Dvorak keyboard layout would be more efficient to production? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
81 |
we're testing the new MacDuck. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
82 |
We’ve gone Hi-Tech in the way we raise our chickens. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
83 |
Well, at least they're catching on quicker than the seniors. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
84 |
Just follow the prompts. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
85 |
By popular vote, we hired this flock to duck our next election. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
86 |
I'm afraid the test is conclusive. If it quacks like a duck, but types like a secretary, it is still just a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
87 |
1st caption: I was a little nervous when they said animal testing. 2nd caption: Is this the new iQuack? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
88 |
And remember, no chicken pecking. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
89 |
No, no Shakespeare yet, but they did manage two Kiplings and a Dr. Seuss. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
90 |
Here in Silicon Valley, birds of a feather Google together. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
91 |
Well, one is not conforming. Maybe our 'Think for Yourself' workshops are beginning to pay off. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
92 |
I love these government contracts to study bird populations. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
93 |
Thank God for computers, I could never read their chicken scratch. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
94 |
No reported issues with the user experience so far. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
95 |
They must think that we're a couple of old quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
96 |
Today we're discussing cyberbullying and 'The Ugly Duckling.' |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
97 |
All ready for the quackathon? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
98 |
Ducks in a row? Nah, they forgot about the typing problem. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
99 |
Every chick can click--our high end customers are demanding nothing less. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
100 |
Retraining is fine but I only had twigs 101... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
101 |
It's hard starting a new company called quackbook. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
102 |
I think I'm going duck out. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
103 |
Lame ducks try to wing their way in a rump parliament |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
104 |
Oh, great . . . our peer review from a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
105 |
Doesn’t auto-correct make you crazy? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
106 |
Hey! You in the third row on the right ... stop 'beaking" on your neighbor's computer. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
107 |
Today's first question is "why did you cross the street"... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
108 |
Looks like our carrier pigeons are adapting well to the new technology. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
109 |
No cheating, pal. Face front. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
110 |
Welcome to the new E.P.A. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
111 |
Please note. Social Media targets them like sitting ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
112 |
Birds of a feather.. Wait! That one's not socializing properly. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
113 |
With a click clack here and a click clack there, old McDonald had a troll farm. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
114 |
Don't quack this up. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
115 |
Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
116 |
They're going to duck class. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
117 |
This hunt and peck study is getting tedious.... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
118 |
Turn off your cellphones! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
119 |
They heard you were a notorious quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
120 |
What's the deductible? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
121 |
They love this big quack on Twitter. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
122 |
Here's to another Pulitzer. X |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
123 |
I might be a goose. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
124 |
Remarkable! We manage to teach them how to surf the web and all they do is watch dumb cat videos! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
125 |
How predictably literal of you, Ed |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
126 |
"These are PC's. I wanted a Mac." ( said by end chicken in 3rd row to chicken next to him) |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
127 |
We would like to wish you all luck on your medical school exams. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
128 |
It may look like we've got all our ducks in a row... but just wait, they'll all go south. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
129 |
AMA medical school certification report: graduation class 2021; one non-conforming quack. Certification in doubt. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
130 |
That one's a manager. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
131 |
Repeal and Replace will cut costs as they replace doctors with our graduates. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
132 |
What the duck is going on here? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
133 |
Because we couldn't get 100 monkeys and 10 typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
134 |
"You just wait........, SHEEP!!!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
135 |
Time’s up! Put your peckers down! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
136 |
Row, second from top; far right seat -- incorrigible. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
137 |
So much for lining up all your ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
138 |
So far they are most engaged with the fishing section. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
139 |
Now just relax so I can show you my bill. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
140 |
I think I have discovered the problem. They ate the keys. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
141 |
When they line us up, be sure to ask for a standing desk. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
142 |
We spend a lot on grain, but we make it up with the savings on health insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
143 |
It's supposed to be a crack customer support team. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
144 |
We're testing for early onset E. coli. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
145 |
No data entries so far but lots of tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
146 |
Can't you see no disturb sign! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
147 |
A significant improvement over a million monkeys at a million typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
148 |
Shall we start them on grammar and spelling first? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
149 |
Russia must be running low on qualified hackers. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
150 |
It's academic; if you've seen one penguin at a laptop--you've seen them all. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
151 |
I think we got ourselves an outlier in the third row. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
152 |
They're not just a bunch of quacks, you know. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
153 |
Anyone up for a game of duck, duck, goose? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
154 |
You know, I don’t appreciate them calling us quacks to our faces. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
155 |
They certainly are attentive! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
156 |
In today’s lecture we will be discussing black swans |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
157 |
They're almost as good as monkeys at writing Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
158 |
Every now and then one lays an egg, but overall it's my best flock. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
159 |
"Be careful." Number 13 is an odd duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
160 |
Do you think the SIT scores will be down this year? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
161 |
You are now officially inducted into the university |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
162 |
Fight twitter with twitter, eh? |
1.0000 |
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They have all in a row, now what? |
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I refuse to psychoanalyze anything that calls me a quack. |
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If we get the right results, this experiment will prove you are not a "quack." |
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3rd row- #4 won't log on. |
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It's a study to see if ducks can duplicate Shakespeare any better than monkeys. |
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What are you hoping for? The script for another season of ‘Duck Dynasty’ ? |
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It's impressive now, but by the end of the semester approximately fifty percent will drop the class! |
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We try to have a least one conservative at The New Yorker. |
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Quick! How many P's in repetitious? |
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I've been accused of trying to duck the issue. |
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They think they're all wise Quacks. |
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But, how do you get them to power down? |
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I guess if they say the launch is a go, then the launch is a go. |
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He’s looking for the squirrel. |
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I'm exhausted. You think they'd mind if I duck out for a minute? |
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Middle, first row. She's the only one whose figured it out. |
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Don’t give up yet, Professor – I think that one’s about to hit “Enter. |
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No quacking during the medical exam |
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How does that make you feel? |
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I agree, Joe. One or two of them won't make the grade. |
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One more quack and this duck is outta here. |
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Well, I think wifi in the classroom is great. What's all the flap about? |
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They type surprisingly quick for hunting and pecking. |
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Here a Quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack. |
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Row three, position one - we have a quack. |
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On the Internet,nobody knows we’re in Moscow. |
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Thank goodness that this group is not free-range! |
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Look at that. The webbed are on the web. |
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I don't think Comrade Three-Rows-Up-On-The-Right knows what to do with 280 characters. |
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Donald is the only one tweeting |
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Remember the old days before Excel when they kept all the ducks in a row. |
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Hmmmmf, Global warming. |
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I’m taking this test for a friend. |
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We did this with a monkey on a typewriter and the best it could do was "gazoninsplat", but it's 2017! |
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The chimpanzee thing went nowhere but maybe this time ... |
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They have thirty minutes to quack the code. |
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Hunt and Peck? No Way. |
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All but one speaks fluent Russian. |
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They've randomly written a recipe for bread. |
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If these were monkeys, we'd be on to something! |
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They're all tweeters but that one is a peeper. |
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So, it seems it was Trump's tweets that got all your ducks in rows. |
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What do you think they expect from us... fowl play? |
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Well, the infinite number of monkeys and typewriters didn’t work So, I said let’s try an infinite number of ducks and computers to see if can duplicate the Great Works |
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So a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head... |
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You can only move forward if you let these revelations soak in |
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What's the WiFi password? |
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We have to admit that it is difficult for him to toe the line with webbed feet. |
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There's not a damn thing you can do about it |
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Well if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck , Well then must be a Duck |
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There you go - third row on the right - not reading - we've found the quack. |
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They're just not very impressed with the Google Maps migration feature. |
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That's one. |
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These are our new temps. They're raising seed money for our latest venture. |
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We haven't been able to prove it with monkeys and Shakespeare, but there are indications it may work with ducks and Tolstoy. |
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...as I said before, Edwin, we are in ducks in a row, but different columns… |
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Not just CHICKENS can hunt-and-peck! Give them a chance, Margaret! |
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So far, none of them can really type; they only know to hunt-and-peck. |
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Pay attention, class, you shall learn how to properly make a confit. |
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I don't think that old adage is going to work here. |
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Apparently to get funding, the zoo has to do standardized testing. |
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I think that the two in the next to last row are playing web-footsie. |
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On average the clack-clack is 40% as audible as the quack-quack. Some days it’s the other was around |
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The monkeys and the typewriter s turned out a pretty good read,, but now I’m seeing The National Book Award. |
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This quack team is our best hope for rooting out the Twitter Bots. |
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Did you read that the University of Cambridge is teaching sheep to do this same thing? |
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Ok row 3, number one - no peeking or we'll send you to Mr. Chao's for lunch |
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Their quacks are impervious to the echo chamber. |
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We figured they would just "hunt and peck". |
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I'm impressed. You got them in rows and columns. |
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Do you realize that duck is going to ruin our entire study? |
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So, getting monkeys to compose Hamlet was too expensive, and you opted for pigeons? |
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I'm telling you, You'll need to have ALL your ducks in a row |
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There's always one who doesn't get the word. |
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We're far beyond the outmoded monkeys-typewriters theorem. |
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Conduct your own Flock Sourcing and it feeds you twice |
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No problem. They hunt and peck. |
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Ever since we starred one of 'em in that blasted commercial series . . . . |
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Well...so much for Aflac. |
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Now that's home schooling, Madam Secretary! |
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Don't act naive, Dr. Fletcher. The purpose of the study is to spend as much grant money as possible. |
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My money's on front row, middle. That the odd one in your notes? |
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How long before we can go to human trials? |
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They are all submitting their bills for the duct work. |
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At last! Our years of government contracting prove that 'Birdbrain' is an apt term, where needed." 'At last! Our years of government contracting prove that 'birdbrain' is an apt characterization, where needed. |
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We've been working on increasing our goose quota. |
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Uh, do you think there's bird seed in it? |
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Remember when they used real training pellets? |
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Do you think they know that the world wide web is not a foot reference? |
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Everyone in this class is winging it. |
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Our new voice recognition software confirms that they all have what it takes to crack the darkest secrets on the web. |
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The autopsy will answer the question, "chicken or egg?" |
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If only they would dot their I's, our work would be complete. |
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It's not fair. That duck in the front row is the teacher's pet. |
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I have decided to put my ducks in rows. |
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Sure they can do rows, but what about columns? |
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If they want Shakespeare, they should use monkeys. |
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I never imagined what having your ducks in a row would look like, but seeing it somehow makes it seem rather less urgent. |
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I'm sorry, but we are not quacks! |
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The one on the right just flew in from Harvard. |
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Well, you've certainly goy your ducks in a row |
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These walking desks are a lot more popular since we added the pond videos. |
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Okay, who wrote 'Duck, Duck, Goose?' |
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Yes, this is the Facebook Fake News Detection Team... They have an uncanny ability to flag anything that looks like a canard. And they are completely unbiased, having both a right wing and a left wing. |
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We lose millions if there’s no market for mallard-ware. |
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Fifteen Mac Donalds, and one odd duck. |
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I requested web designers not webbed designers but let's not tell HR till we see their work. |
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Anyone typed out Moby Dick yet? |
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I asked you, 'Should I put together a focus group,' and you said, 'That would be just ducky.' |
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Hey, aren't we supposed to be in one row? |
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I thought it was supposed to be 'a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters.' |
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One guy quacking. Get the duck tape. |
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Seems like we have all of our ducks lined up except for one. |
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Who’s going to be the first to say “Gezornanplatz”? |
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Not nearly as prolific as those monkeys on the typewriters. |
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It occurs to me that the monkeys had, at least, fingers. |
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They will be good once we get the keyboard right. |
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I guess it's the touchpad for the others. |
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Here at medicine.com - our quacks are the real deal. |
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Call Security! There's a duck run amok in the the row below the top. |
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Animal testing is for the Quacks. |
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This employment strategy is only going to reinforce their belief that you're a quack. |
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You know you're supposed to use monkeys, don't you? |
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Dr. Fox, you certainly have their attention! |
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Let's see if they'll watch some cat videos. |
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Only one right leaning one in the bunch. |
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I don’t think this is what they meant when we were told to recruit from Purdue. |
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And when they take attendance again, I'm going to say "Goose!" |
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They say they don't want to be caught flatfooted in this job market. |
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See? Government surveillance. Nothing to worry about! |
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Ready. Tweet! |
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You finally have your ducks in a row--now what? |
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At least we can train them to hunt and peck. |
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Tell corporate, at this point we almost have all our ducks in a row |
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Check - waterfowl linearly arranged. Next? |
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This is the most diverse freshman class ever. |
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How much time are they giving us to quack the code? |
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All ducks in a row - check! |
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Hmm, this wasn't the bill of students I was expecting |
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It was just a theory. And it was monkeys. |
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They seem to be naturals at Tweeting! So should we try them with the nuclear codes? |
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I told you -- it only works with monkeys and typewriters |
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Let's see if they are any quicker then the monkeys. |
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They are here to rate the Graduates from our Medical School. |
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Don't you hate when they put us in rows? |
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The hunt and peck group is still my favorite. |
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We used to use primates... but they've been banned... |
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Third row on the right....cheating already! |
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The new ornithology class was to be for the study OF birds |
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The monkeys finished with the tax plan now we need to help with Trump's twitter account because of the increased character limit for each tweet. |
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It seems that Quackery 101 is very popular. |
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They're all sitting ducks. |
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It gives a whole new meaning to 'hunt and peck.' |
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....and this is our Aflac duck training in progress. |
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There's a million penguins with computers in another room we're waiting for Hamlet |
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Interesting. This flock can't tweet without Donald. |
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All Right Class, You may Begin... Peep Peep, Absolutely NO peeking allowed |
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They say they want to download QuackXPress. |
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Are we just a bunch of peckers,or what? |
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I can't believe I have to sit through this class for another ducking semester. |
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Another lesson for us:- Never ask someone from the pedantic society to hire secretary birds. |
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I fear the results will show they think we’re quacks. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
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325 |
Third row on right, he’s an agitator for higher wages! |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
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326 |
IS HIS NAME DONALD ? |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
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327 |
We're seeing how long they can go without looking at their phones |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
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328 |
At least they don't waste time trying to write Hamlet like the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
329 |
Have you all brought your #2 Bills? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
330 |
I see you have your ducks all lined up. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
331 |
Sorry Doc. This is the best we could do. The monkeys were invited to the White House. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
332 |
I want to use the “let’s quack open the laptops” line, but I’m afraid we’ll get sued. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
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333 |
What the hell do I do Herb? Every time I get to the second "to be" it puts in "Shoobee?" |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
334 |
Guess what the school mascot is. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
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335 |
At least we know they're not tweeting during working hours. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
336 |
Today, we will all learn how to "hunt-and-peck." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
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0 |
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337 |
I can see you have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
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0 |
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338 |
Subject A3 seems pretty gung-ho today. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
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339 |
turns out all you have to do is let them bring their laptops to class...and they're sitting ducks! |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
340 |
He says it helps him think outside the box. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
341 |
I forget how fowl these studies are. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
342 |
That's right! Hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
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343 |
Need I repeat? No wings on the desk and all eyes on your screen. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
344 |
They're judging recipes for sweet and sour duck. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
345 |
I think the duck call center is working out. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
346 |
Next we're going to try monkeys. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
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347 |
We won’t start until quacking stops and all wings are off the table. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
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0 |
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348 |
It seems they're more comfortable out of the nest than our human students. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
349 |
This course is so hard, the seniors always try to duck it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
350 |
The Australia call center, duck-billed |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
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351 |
Ladies and gentlemen, the first drafts were good, but I need you to do more than press the space bar. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
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0 |
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352 |
Why do I feel like a duck out of water? |
1.0000 |
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353 |
Rule 1, management 101. Get your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
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354 |
ifonlywecouldread |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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355 |
You know these are touch screens don't you? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
356 |
They are competing for the Poulet Surprise. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
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0 |
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357 |
We need to discuss the meaning of "pick random subjects". |
1.0000 |
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19 |
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358 |
To get to the next round, find a goose! |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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359 |
You mean they still use the Hunt and Peck method? |
1.0000 |
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0 |
360 |
I go by "Don," Professor. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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361 |
They’re waiting for pecking orders. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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362 |
There's your conclusion: 1 out of every 16 fowls cheat. Now let's see if we can get funding to study gun violence. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
363 |
How many will it take to type Hamlet? |
1.0000 |
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0 |
0 |
364 |
I told you Monkeys! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
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365 |
'Here's hoping they come up with a better health care plan.' |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
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366 |
Doctor, I don’t know about you, but I think these new med students are a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
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0 |
0 |
367 |
Rather than video conferencing, I prefer having my ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
368 |
Professor Eielson......These students are a bunch of quacks! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
369 |
Looks like we've got a duck whistler on row three! |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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370 |
The only metaphor the team can agree upon is just ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
371 |
When they said “Web Siminar” I assumed it was a foot fetish group. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
372 |
Welcome, Mr. Smith; so how can I help you? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
373 |
They need a course correction. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
374 |
Just a bunch of bird-brains, professor! |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
375 |
Peck support. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
376 |
No Shakespeare yet? Strange—it worked with the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
377 |
well if you hadn't called a a quack. they'd probably wouldnt have stopped. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
378 |
I can't logon, I forgot my pass chirp. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
379 |
That guy in the middle... front row... he gets it. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
380 |
Are you sure we can compete with Twitter? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
381 |
Is this indicative of a parochial education. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
382 |
Next to the last row, far right. Shock him again. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
383 |
As you can see, all mine are in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
384 |
Hey, birdbrain in the back, the tapping test starts in 3, 2, 1... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
385 |
Hmm...I thought things would get easier once they were all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
386 |
Well, Bruce, it's good to see you have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
387 |
I'm pooping. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
388 |
It's not clear who's doing the talking so I can't enter." |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
389 |
Please welcome Miss Mackintosh from the Penguin Hotline, who will explain to you why the Million Penguins collaborative writing project is being brought to an end. You read about it on the Penguin Books UK Blog. Now hear the real story. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
390 |
They're both quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
391 |
Good morning and welcome to ‘Winging it with the Quackintosh.’ |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
392 |
The Donald says they're quacks. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
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0 |
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393 |
OK, so the monkeys didn’t write “Hamlet”, but I’ve got a really good feeling about these ducks ! |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
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394 |
'what's your password?' 'IcanttellU' 'No, really, what's your password?' |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
395 |
It could revolutionize the tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
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396 |
It happens every time I think I have my ducks in a row... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
397 |
Takes a quack to know a quack |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
398 |
The monkeys were caught plagiarizing. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
399 |
Isn't it supposed to be monkeys? |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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400 |
How do you spell 'to be or not to be'? |
1.0000 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
401 |
Well how much cracked corn do you think we"ll need, Bob? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
402 |
Research has shown something has gone has gone grievously fowl. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
403 |
As usual, they expect us to wing it! |
1.0000 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
404 |
Keep an eye on that one in front. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
405 |
We're pretty sure he is a candidate for a trac-ball. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
406 |
I don’t think these people appreciate or even understand Duck. |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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407 |
On the right, one from the back - prepare the orange sauce. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
408 |
At least we got Shakespeare out of the 100 monkeys. |
1.0000 |
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0 |
0 |
409 |
Is this their version of cage free? |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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410 |
Medical students, if you pay attention, none of you will end up a quack. |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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411 |
Waiting to see how long until they quack up |
1.0000 |
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0 |
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412 |
Donald, I'm sorry I called you a quack. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
413 |
We got all our ducks in a row, but then they ate all the mice. |
1.0000 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
414 |
Instead of experiment, can we just roasted them? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
415 |
From one quack to another |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
416 |
Am I in the right class? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
417 |
Hey Drake, do you think it's a coincidence that we're the only department that doesn't work standing up? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
418 |
No, nothing yet, but it's still early. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
419 |
Well two out of four rows isn't bad! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
420 |
Just as I suspected, a bunch of twits. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
421 |
“If you want psychoanalysis to work, you have to come clean.” [This for Nov. 6 issue. It is still before midnight on Nov. 5 where I am! You should say Eastern Standard Time on the cartoon page if that's what you mean.] |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
422 |
Same chicken and egg question, over and over. Can't they figure out themselves? |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
423 |
No, I meant all in one row. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
424 |
Someone dropped the ball describing our quackery seminar. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
425 |
They had trouble with Ctrl+Alt+Del, so we're testing beak recognition. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
426 |
If it looks like a paid for duck acts like a paid for duck and quacks like a paid for duck then it must be a congressman! |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
427 |
I see that everyone has a bill for this flocking class. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
428 |
With sufficient time, they should come up with something. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
429 |
Nice blinds. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
430 |
These guys are rating a new website: Duckolded By My Cheating Hen. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
431 |
After they complete the forms, we'll move them to the applicant pool. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
432 |
Are you ready to get angry? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
433 |
Now that we've gotten all of our ducks in a row, it's time to get them on social media. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
434 |
Call the President - finally, a focus group that doesn't believe in collusion with Russia. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
435 |
There's a 1 in 16 chance you'll have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
436 |
This doesn't seem to be humane... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
437 |
I should be teaching THEM how to tweet!! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
438 |
They are faster than the monkeys on typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
439 |
So who would you expect to find in the billing department? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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440 |
I think this research could end up being as significant as our as findings on sleeping dogs. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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441 |
The ducks are happy to binge-watch, and instead of tasting fatty, this foie gras will taste like quality television. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
442 |
This, is how duck face animojis are made |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
443 |
I'm going to duck out for some coffee. Keep an eye out for fowl play. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
444 |
That's right, a perfect record of denying unwarranted claims. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
445 |
Duck, duck, duck, goose? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
446 |
This is the annual Duck-a-thon, Doctor |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
447 |
Maybe we should rethink the water-cooled processors. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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448 |
I hear the research they're doing has caused quite a flap. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
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449 |
Even Webmd is full of quacks |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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450 |
Packed first for the winter again. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
451 |
This company has all its ducks in a row |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
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452 |
Give up Bill. These guys are never going to master touch typing. They just need to hunt-and-peck. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
453 |
Finally, we have our ducks are in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
454 |
We couldn't afford the monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
455 |
I'm having a write or flight moment. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
456 |
Daffy, for the last time, wings off the table. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
457 |
I miss the one with the goatee. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
458 |
I'm afraid this is Quark training. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
459 |
Did he say click the duckspace key? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
0 |
460 |
I got all the ducks. I thought you were getting the goose? |
1.0000 |
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461 |
Don't forget, the flying workshop takes place next Monday. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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462 |
They don't require coffee breaks! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
463 |
I think you've officially killed the bird caller business |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
464 |
I like "The Donald." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
465 |
Looks like 3rd Row far right is our pick to lead the group! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
466 |
We should tell Holden, that’s where they came from Central Park! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
467 |
We need to get these Russian Quackers ready for the '18 elections. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
468 |
OK, everyone, we're about to begin. Break an egg. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
469 |
The two in row C seats 1 and 2 look promising for our sex as computer fixation cure. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
470 |
Once the sheep come in our plan comes into action. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
471 |
We are so quacked to find funding for this project, things are not going ducky. Nope nope nope. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
472 |
As it turns out, none of them have fingers. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
473 |
This group pecks out Youtube comments. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
474 |
Just when you think you have all your ducks in a row . . . . |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
475 |
The one in the third row sees everything from a unique angle. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
476 |
Today, they will learn how to cut and paste. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
477 |
I think we'll be fine as long as we can keep all of our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
478 |
There's always one odd duck isn't there. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
479 |
If monkeys can do it, so can ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
480 |
Don't they just make you think a l'orange? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
481 |
Duck, duck, duck, duck. Where is the goose? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
482 |
Maybe a species with fingers, next time. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
483 |
Houston, we have a Twitter problem. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
484 |
Our hypothesis is correct, they are less productive than the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
485 |
Ha, that one thinks he will be President one day! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
486 |
I am trying to reverse the pecking order |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
487 |
All eyes forward hands at sides. Begin |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
488 |
Can you believe it. . . They're cross-training and can't even use a keyboard. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
489 |
I still predict not a single line of Shakespeare. |
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One more shift an then...down time. |
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491 |
The row configuration is nice, but let's try circle. |
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What's the bill for these computers, doctor? |
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493 |
They all work for food - quality bird seed. |
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494 |
Now is the time for all good ducks to come to the aid of what? |
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495 |
I guess we'll have to duck the diversity question |
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496 |
Our Trump Tweet Section is character sensitive. |
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497 |
Aflac job interview: “How would you discribe your quack? Average or above average?” |
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498 |
"Now, scroll to the bottom of the screen and quack OK. |
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499 |
We don't use pellets any more. The ones that peck the right key get an adrenaline rush. |
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500 |
It will be interesting to discover how many default to hunt and peck rather than touch typing. |
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501 |
Apparently hitting Control-Alt-duck emoji does it. The’ve tried ‘undo’ ... |
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502 |
Well Bill, how were you abducted? |
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503 |
There's always a slacker. |
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504 |
And they’re calling ME a “Quack?!?!? |
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505 |
John, this isn't what I had in mind when I told you to get your ducks in a row. |
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506 |
They certainly type like ducks but the grant money is only half spent. Let's run the quack test again. |
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507 |
I thought you said we had all our ducks in a row. |
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508 |
But monkeys are a protected species. |
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509 |
Look at my quack security team. |
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510 |
We have found them to be extremely efficient, though we nearly dismissed them as a bunch of quacks. |
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511 |
You may begin. |
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512 |
So your theory is given enough time they will recreate "The Art of the Deal"? |
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513 |
Do you capitalize the Q or the K? |
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514 |
It's the only way we could get all our millennial ducks in rows. |
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515 |
Need to remove test subject in Row 3, laptop 1. He is clearly not a duck. |
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516 |
Computer Simulations,uuugh! Can’t we just go back to animal testing? |
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517 |
Next time wish for monkeys. |
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518 |
It appears that we don't have our ducks in order. |
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519 |
It's proven, they do much better with their heads. |
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520 |
Psst. pass it on . Make sure to leave the "e"s out of Shakespeare. |
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521 |
It's only a matter of time before they quack the code. |
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522 |
Perhaps they'd be more productive if they were all in one row. |
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523 |
This one says they're holding out for migration leave. |
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524 |
Peckapalooza? Not sciencey enough. |
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525 |
Third row right, they are cheating on their law boards again. |
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526 |
Its's a new approach to navigation. |
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527 |
If he's from Monsanto, he must know Dave Letterman. |
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528 |
Good. Now we've got all our ducks in a row |
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529 |
100 monkeys typing for 100 years was much messier, but the language these guys use is so fowl!! |
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530 |
Kind of ruins your Duck-Duck Goose game ... |
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531 |
Productivity is a little slow, but since molting season turnover is almost zero! |
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532 |
Now days everyone's on their electronics |
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533 |
I think the theory is that a hundred monkeys could write a novel, not a hundred ducks. |
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534 |
They're all streaming the movie "Happy Feet", except for one. He's the one with the great voice. |
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535 |
The hypothesis is that voice recognition cancels out the advantage of monkeys having fingers. |
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536 |
find the outlier |
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537 |
OK, we're sticking with the hunt and peck method......except for Harold over here. |
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538 |
I guess this may not be the best way to mine bitcoin after all. |
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539 |
Like I told you, we have all our ducks in a row. |
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540 |
But are you ready for a slow quack? |
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541 |
I think duck #5 may have realized the coincidence of the Chinese restaurant next door. |
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542 |
Turns out migratory patterns are all about access to start-ups. |
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543 |
OK, ducks, the monkeys just knocked out a Shakespeare, now lets see whatyou can do. |
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544 |
Well, I see you finally got all your ducks in a row |
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545 |
Every so often you'll find an 'odd duck' who doesn't get social media. |
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546 |
Ugh...This guy can barely speak duck. |
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547 |
I don't know, I think they're just a bunch of quacks. |
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548 |
So, one us will get a timeshare in Cabo every winter, but we still have to fly down there? |
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549 |
And this is our social media division |
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550 |
At least they're birds of a feather. |
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551 |
I assume you've noted the two not really flocking. |
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552 |
I know they can only hunt and peck but they are willing to work for xchicken feed. |
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553 |
In my professional opinion, they’re lame ducks. |
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554 |
If they don't say 'ducking' then who's it for? |
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555 |
But how will they be able to hit control-alt-delete with just their bills? |
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0 |
0 |
556 |
'Meet our quack team of computer specialists.' |
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13 |
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0 |
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557 |
I was looking at it as if they were in columns. |
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558 |
Pioneers in Avian Textual Response |
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559 |
You have been telling me for years that you are leaving your wife, but lately you seem to be ducking the issue. |
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13 |
13 |
0 |
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560 |
We guarantee a level playing field in our annual hunt and peck keyboarding contest. |
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13 |
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561 |
Welcome to Quackery 101. |
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13 |
13 |
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562 |
The trolls saw what we couldn't -- these guys were always sitting ducks! |
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563 |
Good morning class and welcome to culinary arts 101. Today we will be learning how to make duck confit. |
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13 |
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564 |
Looks like we've got all our ducks in a row. |
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0 |
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565 |
So, remind me: What were we trying to prove here? |
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0 |
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566 |
Welcome to Hunt and Peck 400 - Advanced Keyboard Skills |
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13 |
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567 |
We are on the verge of understanding the relationship between Google Maps and migratory patterns. |
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13 |
13 |
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568 |
In this typing class, we teach the hunt-and-peck method. |
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569 |
His last lecture was a quack. |
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13 |
13 |
0 |
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570 |
They behave the same and they're a lot cheaper than our normal beta testers. |
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0 |
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571 |
Let's play along if he'll give us a cut of the grant money. |
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572 |
I don't think this is what they meant when they said "computer farm". |
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0 |
0 |
573 |
Psst. “AFLAC,” pass it down! |
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13 |
0 |
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574 |
A new study of the most humane treatment of animals |
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13 |
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0 |
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575 |
We’re sitting ducks all in a row. Whataya think’s their hypothesis? |
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576 |
They are the Dr. Oz research group. |
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577 |
We've found this to be much more efficient than the 10,000 monkeys methodology |
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578 |
I see you there! No cheating or it is back to the lake with you! |
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0 |
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579 |
Quacks are right behind dermatologists as the most popular residencies. |
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0 |
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580 |
The one in the third row right is saying...."On 3 we make our break |
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0 |
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581 |
"goose? goose? goose? |
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0 |
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582 |
"So, can you tell which one is the adolescent? |
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583 |
...and I though Sociology101 was a bird course |
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584 |
I think we have a billing problem. |
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585 |
Please do not interrupt--testing in progress to determine the new Aflac spokes-duck. |
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586 |
Someone should tell these guys that ducks don't "twitter" ? |
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0 |
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587 |
Here we go, again. Get ready for the hundredth ducky. |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
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588 |
We have to pass the flight test simulation? |
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0 |
0 |
589 |
I prefer audiobooks. |
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14 |
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590 |
I keep thinking these science people are just quacks...! |
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591 |
Who can define "quack science"? Anyone? Anyone? |
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592 |
Hey, wanna grab some stale bread after work? I know a place. |
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593 |
I don't know why our government would want to invest in these kinds of studies. |
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594 |
Yes, two seem to think 'all ducks in a row'means only that! |
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0 |
0 |
595 |
Every gaggle has it's anomaly. |
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596 |
Well, at least they're in rows. |
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597 |
The one looking to the right-he's just going through a phase. He'll fall in line soon enough. |
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598 |
We're testing for the best hunt and peck system. |
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0 |
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599 |
They are much better than the 'hunt and peck' guys we had. |
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14 |
0 |
0 |
600 |
My computer screen turned blue and I have this urge to fly into it. |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
601 |
Typing monkeys are so last century. |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
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602 |
Here at the billing department we take great pride in accuracy. |
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603 |
I got ninety nine problems but a goose ain’t one. |
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14 |
0 |
0 |
604 |
The closest the monkeys came was "Two B, oar knot too bee" |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
605 |
You're right, they're all birdbrains. |
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14 |
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0 |
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606 |
What is all this bunching up? I thought we agreed to seat them duck, duck, goose, duck, duck, goose.... |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
607 |
It's politician hunting season. |
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14 |
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0 |
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608 |
And observe, there's always that one Quack |
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609 |
Monkeys are good at Shakespeare, but WE needed a new tax code. |
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0 |
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610 |
Sitting, out of water and in a row - let me guess, that's the odd one? |
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611 |
Front and center, we have a right wing quack |
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14 |
0 |
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612 |
The Erudite chicken is the new free range |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
613 |
Do they think that we'd EVER follow that fool around? |
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0 |
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614 |
I'm betting on the duck, third row end. |
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615 |
We’re waiting for the complete works of Shakespeare but all we get are jokes that quack us up. |
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0 |
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616 |
By my count it's fifteen chirpers and one cheater. |
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617 |
They were ALL trained by Skinner! |
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14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
618 |
Third Row. Far Right. I guess all of our ducks aren't in a row. |
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0 |
0 |
619 |
At least, they won't be ducking this question! |
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620 |
Third table...right end...is the only one who questions our hypothesis. |
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621 |
I think one of them is trying to ask a question by raising a hand. |
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622 |
Everyone face the webbed camera, please. |
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623 |
They are calling it “The Ducklaration of Independence.” |
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624 |
It's no Shakespeare, but at least they're not monkeying around. |
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14 |
0 |
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625 |
These call center employees work for chicken feed and the best part is that our clients can't even tell the difference. |
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14 |
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0 |
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626 |
Finally we're getting some intelligent tweets. |
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0 |
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627 |
I think there are 6 that are not like the others. |
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0 |
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628 |
No cheating- keep your eyes on your own computer. |
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14 |
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629 |
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. |
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14 |
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630 |
I use my phone for everything. |
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631 |
Geez, Harold. I didn't literally mean we needed to get all our ducks in a row. |
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632 |
A focus group of mallards was used to evaluate new pillow products on their quacktops. |
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633 |
This would go so much faster with fingers. |
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14 |
0 |
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634 |
Susan, they're egging me on taking so long for this exam. I have to duck out to go to my quack of a doctor's office. |
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635 |
Last row right. He's the lab assistant. |
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636 |
I don't see any of you walking, swimming, or quacking. I also don't see any of you working. What am I paying you people for!? |
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14 |
0 |
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637 |
And this is the focus group for Gaggle.com. |
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14 |
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638 |
What's the purpose of super-intelligent ducks again? |
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639 |
We couldn't afford monkeys, so I'm not expecting Macbeth |
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640 |
Quack recognition technology has unleashed their potential. |
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641 |
Welcome to hunt-and-peck typing 101. |
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642 |
I think if you strut. |
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643 |
That one never quaked, so what did you expect? |
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644 |
OK, we’re ready to peck. Now where the hell is Hunt? |
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645 |
I guess he’s tired of working on our “duck, duck, goose” video game. |
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646 |
I think he's plotting against our row idea. |
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0 |
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647 |
We find they are very good at removing bugs from the programs. |
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648 |
All we ask from the thousand of you is a copy of “Howard the Duck.” |
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649 |
I just don't understand it... why does this cohort always prefer Linux? |
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650 |
The monkeys went on strike. |
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651 |
Peking ducks. |
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0 |
652 |
We predict that one of their descendants will write "The Great American Novel" about the same time that the last possible reader becomes extinct. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
653 |
The control group tweeted a lot more. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
654 |
We know what an infinite number of monkeys can do on typewriters, let's see what an infinite number of ducks do with Microsoft word. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
655 |
To think we gave them the correct answer beforehand, and only one got it right. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
656 |
That was the White House - they want double the 'likes' on his next tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
657 |
At least we got the occasional word out of the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
658 |
A quack here, a quack there and suddendly the place is full of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
659 |
I thought you said you had your ducks all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
660 |
Today we’ll be discussing quacks - I mean quarks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
661 |
They must have come across the question on climate change. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
662 |
Do you think that they would perform better in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
663 |
I see you've finally got all your computers in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
664 |
Can you spot the non-conformist? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
665 |
The monkeys were faster. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
666 |
It looks like you have all of your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
667 |
It's called quacksourcing. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
668 |
Yes, I see you've got all your ducks in a row on this project. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
669 |
I give anything for a dart right now . |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
670 |
And here's our new quack team of migration specialists helping us transition to the cloud. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
671 |
The College bulletin called my course a duck...not for ducks! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
672 |
Talk about deja vu. My husband was replaced by a squirrel. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
673 |
The salary comes: the usual popcorn. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
674 |
We are trying trying to get a bird's eye view of the company |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
675 |
Where's the damn mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
676 |
I got seventy-five pecks per minute. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
677 |
Make way for duck-linux |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
678 |
Yes, goose? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
679 |
Do you think they'll beat the monkeys with typewriters? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
680 |
Welcome to our test kitchen. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
681 |
It's been 3 years, 5 months and 28 days since we last heard any of them screech "Aflac" |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
682 |
We just can't quack the code. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
683 |
Hey! How are we supposed to use these things? We don't have fingers. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
684 |
This worked better with monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
685 |
He has a Ph.D. and doesn't think our other representatives are qualified to hand out free advice. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
686 |
The bright side this will be reduced payroll costs. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
687 |
Those monkeys had fingers to use on their typewriters. Using the hunt and peck method will take us forever. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
688 |
This is how you prepare for an Aflak commercial. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
689 |
Are these billable hours? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
690 |
Monkeys, I said an infinite amount of monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
691 |
But can they code? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
692 |
They haven't written anything yet- what a bunch of quacks! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
693 |
We didn't have any monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
694 |
Let's stick with artificial intelligence. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
695 |
If this works they'll never call us a couple of quacks again. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
696 |
Your research quackery looks promising. I'm heading over to check on the hogwash trials. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
697 |
That's Donald in the third row right beaking. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
698 |
Watch the one on the wing in the third row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
699 |
It's our Insect and Fish Channel focus group. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
700 |
"How do you spell "quack"? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
701 |
TO beak or not to beak, that is the question... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
702 |
I know all their tweet sound alike but looks like the one in the 3rd row is copying its neighbor. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
703 |
See? When I look at you instead of the screen, it drives them crazy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
704 |
I'd say it's optimal. Cheaper than monkeys and faster than snakes. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
705 |
IT'S LIKE TWITTER FOR DOCTORS, WE CALL IT QUACK |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
706 |
Anyone over 40 wpm gets a job and a beak massage. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
707 |
Why is everyone's book turned off? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
708 |
These are our US born and trained Peking ducks. The best part of the contract is that they will live under their desks for no extra money. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
709 |
This is the best customer service team in the industry! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
710 |
You know darn well I can't say whether I'm the Goose. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
711 |
Our help desk for ducks flying south this winter is all set; but are you sure, this year, ducks will be using GPS's? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
712 |
Maybe we should try removing 'fish' from the search options. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
713 |
I know the boss said we need more 'tweets' but is this really going to work? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
714 |
Pssst! Microsoft sucks...pass it on! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
715 |
Like I said, there's always a quacker and an old mouser somewhere in the plump. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
716 |
'Can anyone quack a joke?' might not be a species-sensitive thing to say right now. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
717 |
Has the monkeys with typewriters lab called foul? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
718 |
The investment is worth it. Of a million ducks pecking, we might have the next Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
719 |
You fool! We won't steal all those passwords with a team of QUACKers! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
720 |
They are trying to prove the infinite duck theorem! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
721 |
I think I would have preferred to fly south for the winter rather than take this indoor job. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
722 |
Maybe "The Ugly Duckling" was not a good story to start teaching them. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
723 |
After you finish this course on Negging you will all be dating swans. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
724 |
Finally... we have all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
725 |
They must take us for a couple of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
726 |
We still don't have ALL our ducks in a row." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
727 |
As with regular college students, there's always one who imprints on a freshman rather than his social media |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
728 |
This is how we find the next Aflac duck! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
729 |
As parents look over their shoulder who will update their status first? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
730 |
That one just seems to paddle around on the keyboard. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
731 |
Can anyone here tweet with no hands? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
732 |
The focus is on eating smarter food choices. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
733 |
According to the White House, one of them will influence Russian elections within 1,000 years. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
734 |
This looks like a lot of quackery. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
735 |
I'll bet they beat the monkeys by half an eternity. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
736 |
No, I said we needed to recruit code CRACKERS |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
737 |
Keep your eye on that one in the second row! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
738 |
Six hours so far, and only one of them wants to quit. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
739 |
The water's free. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
740 |
Twitter helped to get all my ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
741 |
Does this allow you to have wet dreams without the visual embarrassment? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
742 |
Interesting. Tell me more about these dirty thoughts... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
743 |
I was terrified of germs as a youngster but you'd never know it today. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
744 |
Tell me this isn't worth $200! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
745 |
When I was a teaching assistant I knew all their names by the end of the first class. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
746 |
I dunno. It was fine when they were doing the Aflac commercials, but move into handling claims has got me worried. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
747 |
She finds the whole Webbinar experience distasteful. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
748 |
Corporate wants to emulate AFLAC's business model. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
749 |
I hope they don't expect speed, I can only hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
750 |
This Apple autocorrect training seminar is a really ducking waste of time. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
751 |
"I wonder why we've had multiple reports of trash talking sheep in the last WEEK!!!!" "GIVE ME A BREAK MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A great man once said, SSSSSHHHHHEEEEPPPPP |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
752 |
Do you think they suspect they're in the matrix? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
753 |
Tell Purchasing it's mouse, not grouse. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
754 |
When dealing with these test subjects, I find the best approach is just to dive in head first. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
755 |
I'm afraid our hackers don't measure up to the Russians. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
756 |
I worried our Symposium for Online Medical Journals would be filled with quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
757 |
It is not an infinite number of pigeons, so we're only going to get short stories." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
758 |
What are they testing us for? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
759 |
Think this is bad? The place is run by a real quack. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
760 |
They are just trying to observe what “down with fake news” is all about |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
761 |
You watch front row center. I'll watch third row right. Those two are the bird brains. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
762 |
Let's hope this new MCAT rules out the future quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
763 |
At first I thought they were just getting their ducks in a row, but it turns out we're sitting ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
764 |
Watch out for that quack in the third row. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
765 |
Mom always said I was an odd duck. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
766 |
"Guess which one is a decoy. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
767 |
It's a tech savvy audience- I'd advise not to duck any questions |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
768 |
Welcome to the I-Peck 101 class. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
769 |
Does anyone else feel like a sitting duck watching these Thanksgiving cooking shows? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
770 |
Teaching them to read was hard enough; but critical thinking too? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
771 |
Microsoft Bird classes are very popular |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
772 |
At least the monkeys new how to type. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
773 |
Hey, no pecking at somebody else's computer! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
774 |
Have you noticed the outright anarchy in the front row? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
775 |
Is it okay if I duck out early? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
776 |
Something tells me that maybe we cross the line by focusing too much on cost per hour.. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
777 |
We have all our ducks lined up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
778 |
Proctoring winter exams used to be so easy before climate change! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
779 |
It may not work with ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
780 |
I say we settle for one good haiku. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
781 |
They all hunt and peck, so this is our slowest typing pool. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
782 |
so much for individualism! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
783 |
There will be no cheating or fowl play in my classroom |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
784 |
How do you turn this thing on? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
785 |
Are these the ones that grew digits? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
786 |
Is this going to be on the exam? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
787 |
“Quackulus”, “Quackulator”, “Quacktop”... you’d think they don’t know that we speak English. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
788 |
Our last proctor let us bring in birdseed. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
789 |
Yep, 240 of them. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
790 |
If only they knew the Twitter bots were really ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
791 |
We're testing a new app for Millinibills. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
792 |
They're waiting for you to say 'Goose!' |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
793 |
Twitter's policy violation team are a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
794 |
He's a free agent. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
795 |
I think the White House social media team could use a break. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
796 |
We think this might work better than monkeys on typewriters! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
797 |
This study will prove ducks can write an even better novel than the monkies. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
798 |
I smell opportunity. Yeah dude, but to them it still tastes like chicken. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
799 |
Preliminary testing, midterm election ads. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
800 |
Our medical school is now graduating quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
801 |
That one is talking too much. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
802 |
There must’ve been some quacks in the admission process. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
803 |
Well, that's the first step. Getting all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
804 |
Trust me, you don't want organic certification. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
805 |
That duck in the third row, shouldn't he be gray? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
806 |
If they can't quack this code, no one can! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
807 |
It's really been a head and shoulders improvement in participation from when they had the old pen and paper. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
808 |
A million of them could write 'MacDuck'. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
809 |
Now when you're ready, quack! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
810 |
Well are duckies are all in rows, but not yet in columns! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
811 |
Use the mouse! How the hell are we supposed to use the mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
812 |
I told them they could order out today. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
813 |
dog |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
814 |
I'm sorry, we're all out of ducks to give. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
815 |
I thought Hunt & Peck was the name of the firm! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
816 |
We're great at rows but still struggle with columns |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
817 |
We definitely need larger keyboards. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
818 |
First, I'll call the roll to see who's here. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
819 |
The question is, which one will be the first to quack? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
820 |
Is this a variation on how many monkeys? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
821 |
Just wait 'till they get our bill. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
822 |
And you say this idea came to you in a dream? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
823 |
The monkeys came up with the complete works of William Shakespeare. The ducks seem fixated on J.D. Salinger’s novels. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
824 |
Can you type? Or are we expected to hunt and peck? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
825 |
So he's left-winger or right-winger? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
826 |
See the guy in the middle? I'd advise you to buy more stock in Microsoft. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
827 |
Is the irony of a pecking order lost on you? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
828 |
Each laptop has a different recipe for preparing duck and asks how it could be improved. We think we'll get no protests. They're all republicans except for the one in the back. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
829 |
They're proving much better at iambic pentameter than those worthless monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
830 |
With a quack quack here and a quack quack there... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
831 |
I tell ya Dewey, these guys are real quacks! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
832 |
As I feard Dr Smith this years class is full of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
833 |
We're investigating if we'll be able to keep our ducks in a row now that tweets are 280 characters. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
834 |
Before you respond to management, make sure they realize it's just an expression. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
835 |
"Coding for Ducks" is one of those programs taxpayers might not be to please about. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
836 |
Let’s see if these birdbrains have a clue! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
837 |
Surprisingly, our chimpanzees did type out Hamlet. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
838 |
I'm surprised no one ducked out of class on Senior Ditch Day. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
839 |
If 3 monkeys could type Shakespeare, just think what this group will do! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
840 |
It's a class on how to catcg a ruse, not a rooster. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
841 |
Does cheating count as a cognitive breakthrough? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
842 |
Seems we have a couple of odd ducks this semester. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
843 |
Our funding was cut when the monkeys fell short of Shakespeare, but we've scaled back and are hopeful that the ducks will generate some Dan Brown. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
844 |
You have exactly one hour to finish your diversity exam. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
845 |
Ok on three find the worm! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
846 |
The job announcement was supposed to say we were looking for hackers, not quackers, but several applicants fit the *bill* in both senses of the word. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
847 |
I know it’s not Shakespeare, but what did you expect? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
848 |
When the course catalog said "Online Training", I just assumed we'd be learning telephone wire perching. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
849 |
I see you've got your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
850 |
Everything would be just ducky if we could just keep the attention of that distracted fowl student in the second to last row! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
851 |
Do they actually expect us to quack this code? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
852 |
Who's the quack slacking off in row three? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
853 |
Wait, where's the goose? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
854 |
--And that one produced a Trump twitter. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
855 |
Trust me, I know quacks when I seem them. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
856 |
Many of them Google gobble, gaggle, or goose. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
857 |
They didn't have the budget for an infinite number of monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
858 |
Now for the tough one: A duck walks into a bar... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
859 |
We're researching why they really cross the road. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
860 |
The results so far—gathered by our sophisticated voice recognition—suggest a significant distrust of authority, as well as a deeply ingrained skepticism about the credentials of experts in virtually any field. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
861 |
That is strange. Those two in the third row are the only ones flocking together. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
862 |
They're not getting it. Maybe we should bring back the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
863 |
IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN BY "KEEP YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW"? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
864 |
It's incredible how they organize there migration flight plans now. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
865 |
If a novel can result from 1,000 monkeys with typewriters, this should work. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
866 |
Let's just say that you don't want to go into the isles to check their work. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
867 |
Their hourly billing rate is ridiculous |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
868 |
Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose? Does anyone know if Goose is coming in today? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
869 |
Wait, where's the goose? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
870 |
If they pass this test, everything will be just ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
871 |
Duck?"... "Here!"..."Duck?"..."Present!"..."Goose? Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
872 |
I bet every one of these guys is going to end up being a quack doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
873 |
Finally a new way to conduct animal testing. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
874 |
They misunderstood at orientation when we said there are no bills at this school. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
875 |
I know, I know - but they were all out of monkeys! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
876 |
OK, yes, we paid peanuts and didn't get monkeys. You still don't win the bet. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
877 |
He's looking at his ex's Facebook profile. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
878 |
Day 34, they still do not seem to realize they are being studied. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
879 |
There is no way all of you had cats eat your homework. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
880 |
The ASPCA won't let us keep them in cubicles. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
881 |
It's my new north to south flight-plan app for orphaned ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
882 |
Before we begin make sure you're off the Web. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
883 |
Okay, the monkeys did it on typewriters, so here is the new class—start the infinity clock. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
884 |
The Department of Animal Psychology has launched a spin-off marketing company called Duck, Duck and Goose. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
885 |
The best thing is; they work for crumbs and peanuts. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
886 |
He thinks he’s a black swan. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
887 |
The monkeys were much faster writing Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
888 |
Quack,quack,qua..I don't get it. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
889 |
It's a menu. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
890 |
I think Anthony is at it again! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
891 |
You! On the far right in the third row! You're not supposed to be able to talk! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
892 |
This test shows you which ones will be good at the V-formation. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
893 |
He's never subtle about being the first in Billing to finish his work load. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
894 |
Ever see so many dumb ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
895 |
With a click clack here and a click clack there, here a click there a clack, everywhere a quack quack - oh no! Non-conformist alert third row, far right! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
896 |
Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
897 |
They are excellent at picking out garbage. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
898 |
Ooh. I wonder what that one in the third row is going to type. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
899 |
So far, they’re all just tweeting at each other. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
900 |
It's a beta test for "Placid Birds. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
901 |
How about that? It is a bird course. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
902 |
They're just not flocking over to tablets anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
903 |
I think this proves the, "Walks like a duck" theory. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
904 |
Something's wrong with subject C4 in the third row - he only tweeted once. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
905 |
User testing for the new flight simulator game was uncovering accessibility issues. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
906 |
I said this project should be slam dunk, not a slam duck... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
907 |
What page did he say? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
908 |
Looks like the hiring manager's cell phone was on autocorrect again. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
909 |
We're preparing our systems in the event of a full fledged cyberattack. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
910 |
This is the gaggle googling class! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
911 |
Wait till you get the bill...... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
912 |
There's a wise quacker, I'm sure. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
913 |
I hate all of these dumb ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
914 |
The audition for the new insurance company commercial will begin now. Beginning with the first row, one at a time, repeat after me, "AFLAC". |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
915 |
What's up, duck? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
916 |
Don't forget to include your name, date of birth and park. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
917 |
Please make sure you are in your assigned seats. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
918 |
Thank god, I'm not the only quack in this room. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
919 |
Wanna go to Quacker Barrel for lunch later? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
920 |
Strange... they usually want us all in *one* row. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
921 |
This focus group is for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
922 |
The online courses are very popular, but for some reason they seem to prefer our wireless network |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
923 |
If you get nervous, just imagine they’ve all been plucked. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
924 |
He just can't quit quacking jokes! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
925 |
The admin said duck diversity was too low... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
926 |
You have to watch this class like a hawk. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
927 |
A columnar desk arrangement was simply out of the question. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
928 |
Put that one on Ritalin. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
929 |
Are they still staring at us? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
930 |
Looks like third row, far right, may be cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
931 |
There's always an over eager one every semester, isn't there? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
932 |
All this technology is for the birds! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
933 |
Aflac training. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
934 |
So this is what you meant when you said the auditorium was full of quacks... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
935 |
How do you think the monkeys rare doing? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
936 |
They're quackbook pros. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
937 |
They're fine with the repetitive stuff, but . . . |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
938 |
Should I say goose? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
939 |
They're also upset about Trump's tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
940 |
If they do well here, the sky's the limit. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
941 |
Until now, she had only used the hunt and peck system. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
942 |
I told you that using even ONE male would ruin the experiment! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
943 |
|They'll work for peanuts but I still can't get that one to use Spellcheck." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
944 |
The ducks are in a row. Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
945 |
Do you think they showed up for Quakery101? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
946 |
its the finest flock we've ever had at this pollo-chial school |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
947 |
It's like monkeys but only hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
948 |
Well, we did have many more chickens than monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
949 |
Well, we better postpone the release if the software testers are still swiping right on the decoy profiles. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
950 |
The monkey test was a complete failure. They just wouldn't keep typing for a long enough time. Birds are more used to sitting so we're hopeful we'll get better results. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
951 |
If you can't touch-type, you'll just have to hunt-and-peck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
952 |
You really need to get all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
953 |
It looks as if all our ducks are in order. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
954 |
Only one is responding and one isn't even paying attention -try the attackad instead. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
955 |
I think we did a good job. Finally we got our ducks in rows! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
956 |
Looks like one guy is still using dial-up. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
957 |
Looks like we'll be ducking this decision. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
958 |
This is not what I meant by having all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
959 |
We've decided to outsource to Peking ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
960 |
Othello, Hamlet, and three Sonnets in six years. Not bad considering they don't have opposable thumbs. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
961 |
Why does your screen say ‘Goose’? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
962 |
Today, the great myth is debunked. The hunt and peck method is NOT inferior! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
963 |
I told you this was going to be a huge waste of pizza. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
964 |
Would you two like to share with the class! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
965 |
They're all quacks. But I do like the guy in the third row with the leftist views. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
966 |
Third row far right: Duckling getting ugly. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
967 |
Despite surface appearances, they're actually working really hard. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
968 |
Tetty, keep your eyes on your own exam! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
969 |
Remember how the monkeys would jump up and down when they got an idea? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
970 |
In addition to a 1 square foot apartment we get job training and free medical. I love California. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
971 |
Front row center, wing tapping. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
972 |
“Number 7 is cheating! ... He’s using ‘Aflac’.”9 |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
973 |
Call IT. I think there is a problem with the Windows migration. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
974 |
Now that we only use sitting ducks as our research subjects, we're starting to get the results that we want. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
975 |
Our mouse focus group didn't like the cat videos, either. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
976 |
These new recruits are cheap as chicken feed. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
977 |
Maybe we should have used monkeys... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
978 |
Is that the duckling who missed your imprinting class. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
979 |
We couldn’t find enough monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
980 |
It is just a hunch, sir... but I think the duck on the end of the third row may be a right-winger. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
981 |
Okay, they got us in a row. Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
982 |
You said in rows, right? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
983 |
They'd be more productive if they didn't have to hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
984 |
Excuse me! Excuse me! I have to go to the nest and lay and egg. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
985 |
We thought they’d eventually type out Hamlet, but they’re all hunt and peck typists. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
986 |
There are rumors that one of you has been sexually harassing someone in this class. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
987 |
Gotta watch these birds during the test. One of them's trying to cheat already. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
988 |
I feel very unprotected in this "sitting duck"class. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
989 |
Ethics? Smethics! I've already got my residency lined up. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
990 |
Can you give me a hand? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
991 |
Hey guys! Who does not like Nietzsche? Do you want to be a superman? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
992 |
Hunt and peck, yes, but they work for peanuts... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
993 |
We'll call it: tweeting. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
994 |
QuackBook Pro focus group |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
995 |
Okay. Looks like we finally have all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
996 |
They eat software bugs, but it was hard to get them to focus. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
997 |
Let’s fly this coop |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
998 |
I hear Marketing wants to name it "Quackr". |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
999 |
Teaching the "Hunt and Peck" system to chickens. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1000 |
TRUMP'S ONLINE APPROVAL POLLING |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1001 |
If it looks like a duck test, it's a duck test. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1002 |
They look confused, is the Wi-Fi working? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1003 |
So much for diversity |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1004 |
Yeah, touch-typing - I get by just fine with hunt-and-peck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1005 |
The feathers don't begin to fly until the bird seed icon appears. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1006 |
They're close to the solution of why chickens cross the road. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1007 |
Please tell me they're proficient in Excel. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1008 |
Due to budget cuts, we can now only afford to pay respondents in breadcrumbs. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1009 |
"Donald went senile, so we sold him to a Chinese restaurant. But Huey, Louie and Dewey are here somewhere. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1010 |
Cyber Security 101: Cracking serial hacks from Mac quacks |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1011 |
third row far right - sexual harassment |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1012 |
Technically speaking, if they look like ducks... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1013 |
Now it’s unanimous, this is a bird Course. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1014 |
Wow. This shows how much technology has changed. Now ducks can control a computer. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1015 |
Hey, I heard that the doctor that conducted this study is a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1016 |
Now let's do the Hippocratic Oath and you"re good to go. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1017 |
Remember: 100 pecks for the bull's eye. First one with the best pecker wins the Golden Egg. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1018 |
Last time I ever lie on my resume about my tweeting ability |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1019 |
Just who will become the next "Vale-duck-torian?" |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1020 |
It seems like the experiment would be more convincing if they had arms. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1021 |
I'm just impressed we got them all to sit still. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1022 |
Your research has the full support of our administration. Look at all the ducks we give! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1023 |
We've got a quackerjack research team. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1024 |
Wow, don't they look ready?" "Ask me after they connect the mice. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1025 |
They keep insisting on using something called "Quackle" as their search engine. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1026 |
Well at least productions has gone up |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1027 |
This is just such a big chance for us to climb the ranks. I mean they gave the monkeys' their shot and they blew it! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1028 |
It's 5 A.M. you should all be on the entry for WORM on Wikipedia. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1029 |
Note: one loosey goosey in the third row, aisle seat. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1030 |
Congratulations, doctor, on getting all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1031 |
So your students are all lined up in a row and focused on their laptop screens. Do you they know that this is a cooking class about them? Cooking duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1032 |
Can you believe it? Every single one of the infinite monkeys is out on strike! Fortunately ducks are notoriously anti-union. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1033 |
17 ducks at 17 computers for 17 years? What a waste this experiment was... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1034 |
I find most of them are on Google Maps looking for "South" |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1035 |
The admintions officers took diversity a little too far |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1036 |
A semester of typing classes and they still hunt and peck! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1037 |
Duck? Duck? Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1038 |
Seriously? Who'd you rope into funding this, Warner Brothers? Disney? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1039 |
OK, OK, we'll buy supplemental insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1040 |
You know, I'm not sure it does beat migration. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1041 |
Talk about tightening your budget! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1042 |
This guy is never gonna say 'goose' is he? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1043 |
This new update makes it so much easier to get our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1044 |
their just a bunch of quakes, if you ask me. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1045 |
Aren't the ducks supposed to be in one row? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1046 |
My money is on "Hamlet", but maybe "Romeo and Juliet". |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1047 |
So this is Duck, Duck, Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1048 |
The most searched term was "duck you". |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1049 |
We believe we're six months from identifying the goose. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1050 |
Well, I have all of my ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1051 |
You'd have thought the cat videos would have scared them off by now. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1052 |
The monkeys produced Shakespeare. Ducks produced Trump tweets? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1053 |
You in the front, feet in your lap! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1054 |
Yes, Hen and Peck is slower, but the monkeys spent too much time just hanging. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1055 |
Sure, Dr. Johnson, they are a little slow... but there is no minimum wage for ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1056 |
They are Googling, why a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1057 |
They expect hunt and peck...so I use voice recognition to mess with their analytics. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1058 |
Check and see if any of them has come up with Hamlet yet. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1059 |
They're still stuck on "quack quack". |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1060 |
Twins, Twins and more Twins. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1061 |
We are testing the recognition of facial quacks for our new technology. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1062 |
It's ok to count them now. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1063 |
I think they're just dabbling. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1064 |
They refused to sit in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1065 |
Psst: don't check Long Island, Moscow or Peking as place of birth. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1066 |
This new ducknology test group is coming along nicely |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1067 |
Sure, the ducks are very good at getting in a row but you can’t beat monkeys for typing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1068 |
Last year it was one monkey, one typewriter. This year, we've got a budget. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1069 |
I thought they were supposed to turn into sheep? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1070 |
We couldn’t get funding for an infinite number of monkeys but these ducks are working on Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1071 |
They're pecking orders. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1072 |
The world is now a better place. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1073 |
How do you log in? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1074 |
We couldn't find any monkeys and typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1075 |
This IS a class in Advanced Calculus, and Herbie leans more toward Liberal Arts . . . |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1076 |
So I guess flocking together is old school? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1077 |
This is a remedial class for students who insist on the hunt and peck method. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1078 |
iQuack beta testing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1079 |
There’s too much quackery |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1080 |
This gives a whole new meaning to strictly for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1081 |
Monkeys had typewriters. Maybe duck recognition will yield something. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1082 |
One of them will eventually hunt and peck the complete screenplay of Howard the Duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1083 |
Get 'em to stop pecking and start typing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1084 |
If it writes javascript like a duck… |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1085 |
Yes, you can tell them anything you want you |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1086 |
We're waiting for their Twitter eggs to hatch. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1087 |
Thankfully they not apes! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1088 |
I think it was the name of the course that got me, Peck Your Way To Success. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1089 |
They do great work, if you can just get them into their seats. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1090 |
If you want Shakespeare, you need monkeys. Ducks'll get you James Joyce. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1091 |
Welcome to Hunting and Pecking 101. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1092 |
We've got one with ADHD in row 3, but her pecking shows a lot of creative thinking. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1093 |
You know, of course, that this has been tried with monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1094 |
Watch them like a hawk...they tend to duck out. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1095 |
It's good to see you finally got all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1096 |
Just remember, if they call you a quack it's a compliment. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1097 |
When should we tell them that we can’t peck ‘alt ctrl delete’ ? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1098 |
Ready. Set. Start your test |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1099 |
Well, looks like we finally got our ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1100 |
This quack invented the pecker-tunnel-syndrome ergonomic keyboard. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1101 |
Well, the ad did say, 'anyone who can edit a flock of tweets in real time'. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1102 |
Tell those geniuses in marketing that their "who needs a mouse when you can have a duck?" promotion isn't working. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1103 |
They're all wwweb-footed |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1104 |
Wonder if they have a pecking order! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1105 |
To bad they can't use their hands, the keyboard is just killing their beaks. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1106 |
Are you sure we have enough diversity in our sample group? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1107 |
Doc, these are the quacks sent by the President to work at the EPA. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1108 |
I had asked Mary for rows of pretty maids, and, quite contrarily, this is what Mary delivered! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1109 |
Their pecking is very ordered. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1110 |
They ate the mice. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1111 |
Don't look now, but 1 o'clock-ish, 2nd from last row...an ESFP, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1112 |
I see you've got all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1113 |
Candidate 3-5 has been disqualified; he/she has a crick in his/her neck! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1114 |
I would call Admissions? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1115 |
The real reason that they crossed the road was to take my computer science class. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1116 |
You think they would know that ducks can't use a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1117 |
Look OUT!!..DUCK!! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1118 |
I think we might need to upgrade our billing department. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1119 |
First years always look like sitting ducks to me! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1120 |
Seriously? How about making the keyboard wing friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1121 |
The monkeys' novel never cracked the best-seller list, so I thought I'd shake things up a bit. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1122 |
Oh, they all read well, but only this one e-mails. And surprisingly well too. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1123 |
I think I'm starting to understand their reluctance to "tweet." |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1124 |
The AMA designed this exam to weed out the quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1125 |
Get the file on third row, last position. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1126 |
The monkeys didn't work, but then we thought, "Bill" Shakespeare... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1127 |
Welcome to medical school. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1128 |
There is nothing more pleasing than ducks in order |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1129 |
Do you understand them? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1130 |
There's always a "contrary" QUACK! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1131 |
What happened to the chimpanzees? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1132 |
Somehow I cannot see these penguins type! Do you? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1133 |
At last, an explanation for Trump's tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1134 |
I know they look calm from here, professor but under the surface they're studying like crazy. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1135 |
Well...it took you along time but you finally did it. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1136 |
I hate teaching at a Community College. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1137 |
I didn't know this was Linux costumer support |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1138 |
I think they will get the pecking part, but I am not so sure about spelling and grammar. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1139 |
It supports our previous findings. About 10% are deviants. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1140 |
Apparently, one of you did not understand our instructions. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1141 |
I'd rather guess than let them say I ducked the hard questions. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1142 |
We may have found an 'Infinite Duck Theorem' test candidate. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1143 |
As you can see, this is our most sophisticated QuackBook to date. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1144 |
Remember when they use to hunt and peck instead of the birds of a feather skyping together. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1145 |
What are we . . . sheep? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1146 |
I think when this focus group was selected they forgot that feathers and wings can't use a keyboard. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1147 |
Apparently it never occurred to them that we don't have fingers. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1148 |
If these bird-brains can figure out how to use our software, we'll pitch it to the age-65-and-over demographic. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1149 |
I think I'm getting beakal tunnel syndrome. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1150 |
But do they still mate for life if they find their match online? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1151 |
Data on these baptized ducks for disproving Antole France’s theory is of the utmost importance to white sociology. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1152 |
The combination of ducks and better technology should give us better results. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1153 |
The chimps flunked the Shakespeare, so we switched to ducks with spellcheckers. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1154 |
I sse you have all your ducks lined up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1155 |
The ad about soggy bread is scoring really well with them. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1156 |
Don't you luv'a duck'? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1157 |
Butts in seats or ducks in a row--either way, productivity is up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1158 |
They've only produced the complete works of Sean Hannity. I knew we should have gone the infinite monkey route. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1159 |
The farmland Public Television fund drive begins in 10 minutes |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1160 |
Notice how they're brooding over it? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1161 |
You have 3 seconds to decide: Are they hipster, rugged, or ugly? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1162 |
Please - I don't want to hear you say: 'the ducks are in a row'. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1163 |
Why that Smithers is one odd duck |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1164 |
And now that you have mastered Pecking, we shall begin the next phase of this course........................Hunting. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1165 |
Excellent pecking skills, of course, but we're still working on the hunting part. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1166 |
Wanna grab some KFC after? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1167 |
Maybe we should be using people to test the new macbooks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1168 |
They're in a row, now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1169 |
You said"Get my ducks in a row". |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1170 |
Did you notice the computers all look the same? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1171 |
The open floor plan really attracts the quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1172 |
Meet our game testers. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1173 |
I think the it will go better if you have them all lined up in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1174 |
We brought them in to increase our billables. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1175 |
Third row, far right, looks like he's cheating! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1176 |
I am concerned the way the one in the upper right corner is looking. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1177 |
Less like sheep, more like ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1178 |
Be a little skeptical. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1179 |
I think that's too many geese a laying. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1180 |
They've mastered nuclear fission, just don't throw breadcrumbs |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1181 |
Only a duck impostor will look away from the Crumbling of Bread Screensaver. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1182 |
shit |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1183 |
College has gotten so expensive, but I didn't know the extent to which it really racked up the bills. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1184 |
It was a quack.....honest. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1185 |
Just keep clicking "like" and he gets re-elected. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1186 |
The last thing I want to do Miss Sillweed, is give another lecture to a bunch of quack doctors! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1187 |
I hated the idea of putting them all in columns. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1188 |
This class is for the birds... |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1189 |
No matter how much success we have there is always one who fights A.I. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1190 |
So who's the identity thief? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1191 |
We are very close to quacking the case. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1192 |
The computer billing system doesn't seem to be working. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1193 |
There's one duck on the third row who is trying to duck out of the assignment. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1194 |
Just look at our government hard at work! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1195 |
"OK,not bad.Only one nonconformist. He or she must disappear. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1196 |
Well we have all but one duck in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1197 |
Technology is here to stay, get used to it. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1198 |
Think the Donald Duck channel is a go. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1199 |
"All your ducks aren't in a row". |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1200 |
Smartass in row three. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1201 |
In a row. On the same page. Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1202 |
So, your hypothesis is based on the fact that they’re naturals at hunting and pecking? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1203 |
Let's hope this goes without a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1204 |
At least they know how to use the web. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1205 |
Well, I did notice that one of them at least has his wing on the table, and that's the closest to commenting on the content. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1206 |
If it walks like a quack... |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1207 |
We’re expecting better than Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1208 |
Sure they work for chicken seed but they can’t match the literary output of the typing monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1209 |
140 or 280, it doesn't matter. We quack, we don't tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1210 |
What little tidbits does he have today? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1211 |
If the monkeys typed Shakespeare there's no reason these ducks can't write Tolstoy. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1212 |
Why laptops? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1213 |
Always wondered where the flock went for the winter! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1214 |
I've determined that if it logs in like a duck, surfs like a duck, and queries like a duck, it probably is a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1215 |
Stuart Freudian slipped into the tub... |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1216 |
Where is the on button? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1217 |
Bird in the third row, keep your eyes on your own work, please. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1218 |
They are all on Facebook. What are the odds? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1219 |
"Everyone knows that the bird is the word". |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1220 |
The Tweeters feel out-tweeted. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1221 |
Well, it worked pretty well when we put enough monkeys in a room with typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1222 |
Do you Hunt and Beak or are you a feather touch typist? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1223 |
My neck is broken. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1224 |
Well, now it looks we got our ducks in a row we can proceed. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1225 |
I'm still waiting for one of them to kick out 'King Lear' . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1226 |
Customers griped when we staffed HealthCare.gov with dodoes. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1227 |
If Gary raises his wing one more time, I'm going to squawk. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1228 |
That should take care of all those complaints about tech-support accents... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1229 |
But they're definitely all just hunt-and-peckers. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1230 |
Hey Howard, do you think they'll notice if I duck out of this exercise ? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1231 |
We’re training the next generation of Aflac models. They’re memorizing their scripts. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1232 |
The monkeys weren’t available. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1233 |
Don't know about her, but he's a total quack. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1234 |
We had to let the monkeys go. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1235 |
Teaching penguins to message politicians about climate change is not likely to change opinions. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1236 |
Do you think they'll fall for the picture of the corn kernel? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1237 |
They were told to put theirs ducks in a row, but I don’t think am in the right row |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1238 |
I stand corrected, Dr. Stevens. It would appear that your theories about imprinting and nurture versus nature have been validated. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1239 |
Well, maybe we should have bought the thousand monkeys and the used typewriters instead. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1240 |
Looks like team isn't focused enough |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1241 |
I told them that I didn’t want to hear a peep out of them! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1242 |
AFLC, is taking over eh? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1243 |
When's lunch break? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1244 |
And 90% of TV scripts are written right here. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1245 |
We're missing eight geese. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1246 |
Well Jim, the key is to make sure all of your ducks are in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1247 |
It's all duck, duck, but no goose. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1248 |
1000 pigeons, 1000 laptops, 1000 weeks: 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1249 |
N"ow let's see how they rate Duck Dynasty" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1250 |
Pssst. The next time they say "duck", let's all jump under our desks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1251 |
I had a nightmare he'd one day be writing incoherent sentences to the world. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1252 |
Here's the new development team for our latest venture -- WebPage. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1253 |
You think if I snuck out anyone would notice? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1254 |
I think Duck 3 has keyboarding potential. Duck 10 looks more like copy and paste. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1255 |
Tell your class to stop tweeting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1256 |
It's our new secret weapon against the Russians: Quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1257 |
We tried an infinite number of monkeys, but it didn't work. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1258 |
They're mostly searching for the best ponds. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1259 |
You realize they block all the corn sites. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1260 |
If one would hit just one key .... |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1261 |
Pssst. What have you got for No. 15? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1262 |
What's the secret word? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1263 |
If they pass this test, our new search engine will be one step closer to reality. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1264 |
These ducks can not pass a bill to save their lives. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1265 |
Third row, far right. Guys like that end up giving us physicians a bad name. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1266 |
The Peking Duck is in the third row, far right. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1267 |
The one in the third row, far right isn’t with The Program! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1268 |
They've got the pecking part down pat. The hunting part, not so much. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1269 |
Looks like #56 is deviating. Tell the boss to give him better Netflix selections. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1270 |
There is our potential for free range. Send in the next group. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1271 |
No Shakespeare yet, but we did get a Hemingway. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1272 |
They each can do the work of a thousand monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1273 |
Our diversity at the university knows no bounds. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1274 |
There are a lot of quacks out there. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1275 |
No, it's more like they are hunting and pecking. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1276 |
These NASA cuts are getting brutal. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1277 |
Quack Doctor Final Exam |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1278 |
Keep your eye on the trouble maker in the front row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1279 |
Don't look now, but I think the duck in the front row is trying to get a jump start on us. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1280 |
I asked for canaries, not ducks! We'll never be able to teach them to Tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1281 |
There's one in every crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1282 |
Alright, we know the monkeys can do it... But what about the ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1283 |
We're testing a new VOIP duck call. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1284 |
Watch what happens when I yell, DUCK! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1285 |
One more and we'll have all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1286 |
Really, you don't need a laptop to get down off a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1287 |
I think that they are plotting to unionize. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1288 |
When you said 'This new class is JUST DUCKY, you were not kidding! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1289 |
We think the theory is sound, but we didn’t have enough monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1290 |
...and the best part is: all of their eggs are technically free range! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1291 |
Only one got his log in right." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1292 |
« Now, can anyone say AFLAC? Anyone? » |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1293 |
They'll have to stop tweeting when the pledge drive starts. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1294 |
Third row, far right. He is cheating off of another duck. Should I call out the fowl or do you want to? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1295 |
Now I understand why were told not to use the web. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1296 |
The chimps got a union. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1297 |
Something tells me that we'll get the same results as we did with the monkeys on typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1298 |
I'm not sure they really know what "phishing" really is |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1299 |
We know an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters can write Hamlet. Now we are checking to see if ducks can do the same with Eminem. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1300 |
They don't need to be in a row, and besides, they're not my ducks |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1301 |
Our new smart pill is over 90% effective. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1302 |
Which one of them has the bread? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1303 |
So, this is our new billing department. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1304 |
The tweets are in English, but, yes, they're all native Russian birds. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1305 |
All of you failed the walking and talking trials, this will be your last chance. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1306 |
You certainly have your ducks all in a row for this project |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1307 |
During Pledge Week, it's whatever works. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1308 |
I said to get our ducks in a row. Not four. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1309 |
Did he say "duck"? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1310 |
No Shakespeare yet. But we did get another verse to 'Old MacDonald Had A Farm". |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1311 |
He looks right to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1312 |
If the a million monkeys typing for a million years can reproduce a Shakespeare sonnet, this group should have a Trump tweet by tomorrow morning. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1313 |
We are showing one cartoon a minute: just count how many just smile and how many quack out loud. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1314 |
We needed a team that can really work in the cloud ! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1315 |
Can our Twitterbot army type yet? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1316 |
The password...Quack or Quack Quack...I can't remember if the 'Q' is in caps... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1317 |
The duck second row from the back gets the bill. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1318 |
Guess who are the biggest quacks in the room. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1319 |
When the clock strikes two, three and four If the band slows down we'll yell for more We're gonna rock around the clock tonight |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1320 |
I guess they're technically in a row... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1321 |
Attention students, in 3 minutes the timed QU-ACT will commence. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1322 |
They're almost up to "King Lear." |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1323 |
Beaks are passe. It's about who can order food from Amazon. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1324 |
Duck . . . duck . . . goose? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1325 |
We take pride in producing followers here at the Lorenz School of Medicine |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1326 |
We're very well-prepared. Our ducks are all in a matrix. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1327 |
In the old days it used to be an infinite number of typewriters and infinite number of monkeys to come up with the Bible |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1328 |
Duck in the third row, on the right...sh, no quacking! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1329 |
They are watching Groundhog Day. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1330 |
first year medical students at the University of Oregon study the cell pathology of mealworms. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1331 |
They're using the 'hunt and peck' method in this class. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1332 |
That's right - no more Angry Birds until they quack the code. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1333 |
No, laptops aren’t for everybody. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1334 |
When the humans say go, we all duck. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1335 |
That one appears to be Peking |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1336 |
THE SEATING CONFORMS TO THE PECKING ORDER. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1337 |
Look to your left, now look to your right - you're all going to die. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1338 |
Row three, seat one will be tonight's peeking duck. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1339 |
And finally, here’s the roaring engine behind our FDA approvals. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1340 |
Sorry Professor. I guess we hadn't planned much beyond getting our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1341 |
....Is the temp too cold in here? Call management. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1342 |
The wi-fi password is Jon Cryer. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1343 |
Ok, I got the answer. But how do they expect us to enter the solution, without any fingers? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1344 |
We thought mixing the “Thousand monkeys typing produces Shakespeare” with the “If it quacks like a duck” one might work better. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1345 |
Another test? They already saw us walk and quack like ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1346 |
This job isn’t what it’s quacked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1347 |
This study is for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1348 |
The cats kept eating the mice. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1349 |
When you're ready to come clean let me know. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1350 |
This experiment certainly isn't going to silent the critics who think you're a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1351 |
You're despicable. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1352 |
The monkeys had a problem with punctuation, so we thought that birds, who understand the pecking order, might do better. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1353 |
I was hoping for more tolerance in birds. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1354 |
They all want to be the next "Linux Penguin." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1355 |
I can see they have all their ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1356 |
I'd like to admonish you all one last time that refunds will not be possible once the test begins. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1357 |
Fascinatingly similar selfie poses as turn of the 21st century teenagers. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1358 |
Don't think speed can be a positive factor for this test, only one of the candidates has a hand. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1359 |
Looks like our web feet are not well adapted for the world wide web. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1360 |
We're getting all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1361 |
I'm not going to lie, this is all starting to feel a bit too meta. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1362 |
Duck my life |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1363 |
The real test is whether “hunt and peck” will work. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1364 |
We're hoping for better results than with the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1365 |
These doctors are a bunch of a quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1366 |
Artificial intelligence has come a long way! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1367 |
These genetic diversity hires are getting out of hand |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1368 |
Poultry Computing! No, personal computing! It'll be big! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1369 |
I never learned to type, but hunt and peck works well for me. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1370 |
Our duck affirmative action program ihas succeeded. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1371 |
Look out Oregon here I come! |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1372 |
After failing to write Shakespeare with monkeys, we're pivoting to searching the web with ducks |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1373 |
We tell them there is an apple in their future. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1374 |
I'm convinced that if you put enough ducks on enough laptops they will write....... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1375 |
Something tells me this one doesn't 'hunt-and-peck'. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1376 |
Now that we have you all in a row |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1377 |
Twitter meets Fake News. 'Quack' is the new reality. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1378 |
Number eight just made a duck face. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1379 |
He never did know the difference between right and left. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1380 |
Are they seriously making us use Linux |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1381 |
Duck third row on right is a troublemaker. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1382 |
They're here to disprove 'Eager as a beaver.' |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1383 |
Sitting ducks are the best at screening russians today. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1384 |
I thought the only problem was they didn’t have laps. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1385 |
We’re still addressing shortcomings in the billing department. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1386 |
Now, this looks like a class of high fliers! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1387 |
We reorganized recently. It's now pecking order. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1388 |
Except for the center guy, they're still doing 'hunt and peck' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1389 |
Who did you think was behind the more sensible tweets? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1390 |
I think he's quacked the code. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1391 |
Code? That was easy compared to teaching them Russian. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1392 |
Vive le roi! Vive l'empereur! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1393 |
I'm little annoyed at their incessant fixation on children's swimming pools and mediocre bread recipes. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1394 |
our genetically modified chickens are now producing larger eggs in this coop when they can see larger eggs on screen |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1395 |
I'm trying to answer the questions so that I do not appear to be an introvert. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1396 |
Well, I see you finally succeeded in getting all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1397 |
With the new 280-character limit, we really need to double down on our efforts to combat fake news. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1398 |
“Good! Next week we’ll begin with the lesson on ‘Cover!’ |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1399 |
And they call us quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1400 |
Third row, right? He typed Hamlet last year, but forgot to save it. Jim Cohee, San Francisco |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1401 |
Hey, if a barrel of monkeys can write "Hamlet," then a clutch of chicks can write "Weinstein's Memoirs." |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1402 |
Didn't the Admissions Office promise increased biodiversity in the classroom this year? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1403 |
I'm a Windows guy. I don't know iOS. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1404 |
Oh, they don't study at all, but I really get a kick out of reading their essay question responses. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1405 |
They are working on Shakespeare |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1406 |
My connection is down; guess I'll have to wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1407 |
Next, we'll teach them Pokémon Go. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1408 |
The amount that they tweet is amazing. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1409 |
See...all the ducks are in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1410 |
Caught any phish yet? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1411 |
There's always an odd bill in the crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1412 |
Actually, I think ducks are limited. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1413 |
Siri, where can I get a goose? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1414 |
This time we thought we'd swap out the monkeys for ducks and see what happens. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1415 |
The monkies must have had writers block, maybe we’ll have better luck with these ducks |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1416 |
They need some training, but they're much cheaper than the usual quacks |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1417 |
Will one of the sonnets work or do we have to type a whole play? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1418 |
Remember when outside was a good thing |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1419 |
This is our Quackery - AKA - Fake News Department |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1420 |
Talk to me Goose |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1421 |
As soon as they leave, wanna duck out for a drink? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1422 |
All the ducks in the world won't solve the bandwidth problem. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1423 |
We’re hoping they can quack the secret code the hackers used. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1424 |
They've pecked up a lot of Pink Floyd. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1425 |
Eyes forward Nick or I'll put you back into migration faster than you can say 'Quack'. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1426 |
Always the same two. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1427 |
I get the glasses. You get the clipboard. The rest know what to do. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1428 |
Ut oh. Looks like these new teachers don't like having all their ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1429 |
That's the new screen saver of fish dancing on waves. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1430 |
See you next week for Pond Practicum. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1431 |
And remember, No Copying. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1432 |
Hunt-and-peck typing is so 20the Century. Where's the facial recognition functionality? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1433 |
I tell you it makes me uneasy. We're all sitting and we're all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1434 |
There are 16 ducks, and one of them is looking to their right. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1435 |
I knew the first one on the third row right wasn't serious when he applied for the job. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1436 |
They’re not as good as monkeys; but they will work for chicken feed. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1437 |
"The one in row two keeps trying to do a Gaggle search". |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1438 |
And this is Hewlett Quackard's software development team. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1439 |
It seems like today's students are nothing but parrots. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1440 |
I told you that the new admissions director was a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1441 |
The quack in the back is going to need more medical malpractice insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1442 |
If we can't keep their attention with course, we may have a few flight risks. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1443 |
Kids, You’ve effortlessly beaten the AI thing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1444 |
There's a goose in here somewhere, and I'm gonna find him. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1445 |
we tried for monkeys,but they were busy with Shakespear |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1446 |
Well, I can clearly see your nuts. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1447 |
Yes, but they work for quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1448 |
I think Ralph in row three has a question. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1449 |
There's not a Shakespeare in the flock. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1450 |
They use Excel, Word, and, of course, Twitter. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1451 |
The NASA budget cuts are proving to be more challenging than we expected. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1452 |
I think we've identified the non-conformist. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1453 |
They look better than the last group. Let's see what they can do. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1454 |
I told you we'd get full enrollment; everyone knows this is a bird course. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1455 |
What's the one in the second to last row doing. The one on the right. He's up to something. Why's he looking at the duck next to him? Can ducks talk? Is this the right room? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1456 |
Now we get them into columns. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1457 |
Upon completion, if you vote no, please leave an egg at your station. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1458 |
This is not what I meant when I said get your ducks in a row. You have to divorce Linda now or it's over! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1459 |
Welcome to the entrance exam for Ducks in a Row University. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1460 |
Eventually, you'll get Hamlet. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1461 |
There's always someone who can't keep focused! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1462 |
No peeking, duck! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1463 |
When do we let corporate in on the whole opposable thumbs thing? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1464 |
Here's an exclusive look at the new AI, "Avian Intelligence" |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1465 |
Out-of-water |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1466 |
This concludes our presentation on why flying north for the winter remains imprudent. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1467 |
Eyes not on screen; hand on desk. Both disqualified - rules are rules. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1468 |
They're on to us. Don't worry, I don't tweet and tell. Birds of a feather stick together. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1469 |
So far, we've yet to see any of the study's participants call 'goose.' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1470 |
At least they're not scratching the answers on their pens anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1471 |
So we're quacks what else is new? Call the AMA |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1472 |
No peeping. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1473 |
A modern twist on the monkey and typewriter theory |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1474 |
Attentive? That's just ducky . . . |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1475 |
Quacktops. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1476 |
Not exactly a hands-on group. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1477 |
She is the first one to lose interest in Jeopardy...and only on the 4,230 rerun. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1478 |
They have some nerve calling us quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1479 |
When the bell rings - duck. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1480 |
I don’t judge. I just make sure the data is statistically valid. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1481 |
Looks like they all ducked out early today. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1482 |
We are able to keep all of our ducks in rows, but the one in row three spends too much time quacking to his neighbor. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1483 |
Birds of a feather, click together. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1484 |
Are you kidding? None of them has ever even seen a mouse. I told them, "Just wing it." |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1485 |
There's always one bad egg. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1486 |
I typed ‘To be, or not to bx,’ just to mess with them. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1487 |
There's our slacker! Third row, far right. He's jeopardizing the whole Shakespeare project. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1488 |
Third row right, he's saying, "Aflack." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1489 |
They don't hunt. Just peck. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1490 |
Maybe we should go with "Duck College" instead of "Duck U". |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1491 |
We could always duck out of class..... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1492 |
He thinks the other guy is here because of Affirmative Aflaction. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1493 |
The one there in front of you . . with the right wing on the table . . . that's Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1494 |
Noise just works. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1495 |
I thought we were being tested for Salmonella. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1496 |
So I says to Mr. Trump, 'Why have all those ducks fly south when we can use them up here?'" "That's good," says he. "We can start by replacing the Senate. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1497 |
I think we've found our goose. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1498 |
This is our office pool. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1499 |
Yeah. I agree, I think we should just fail that guy beaking at his neighbor's test. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1500 |
Yes, the results are disappointing. Maybe if they had laps... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1501 |
Third row, end: trouble |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1502 |
Are my ducks in four rows okay? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1503 |
We're gonna need you to tone it down with the North Korea tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1504 |
This runs somewhat counter to your "ducks in a row" hypothesis. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1505 |
Okay, begin clucking- I mean clicking. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1506 |
"What they don't know is they're sitting ducks ..." (by Gregory Jones) OR Beta test for the new QuackBook Pro. (by Hannah Jones) |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1507 |
Monkey's maybe, but ducks? No way! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1508 |
They're better at this than the monkeys were. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1509 |
Which one came up with his Monday tweet? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1510 |
The one at the end in the third row is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1511 |
I think we have succeeded in adding boredom to the list of objections to testing on animals. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1512 |
I don't know what pecking order. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1513 |
A cluck cluck there and a clicker cluck here. . . .that's all I got. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1514 |
There's always one! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1515 |
As you look at your screens, it's important to understand that individuality is not always so easy to see. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1516 |
I don't get any of this quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1517 |
Duck or goose? No cheating! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1518 |
"If it walks like a (Blank), talks like a (Blank), then it probably is a (Blank)." What do you think they're looking for? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1519 |
That one is always on the fringe and failing to cooperate |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1520 |
World wide webbed |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1521 |
Third row, far right - I think he's quacked in to the system. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1522 |
I'm still hoping Eugene was a good choice |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1523 |
- Doctor, the Organic one is done. - I see, so they really are better than the others. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1524 |
They cranked out the complete works of Shakespeare, but the only result that will guarantee funding is a "Duck Dynasty" spin-off. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1525 |
It appears that even poultry is mesmerized by Pinterest |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1526 |
So far, the results are just what big data predicted. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1527 |
No talking! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1528 |
I feel pigeon holed. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1529 |
Wow! This voice response is much easier than hunt and peck! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1530 |
Nothing is running off my back and I can't paddle at all under this desk! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1531 |
I'm g;ad they got rid of that CNTRL-ALT-DELETE thing. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1532 |
Not as majestic as an elk or a whale but they can really push the policies. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1533 |
are they Purdue honors students? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1534 |
I’m confident in our new research procedures now that we use redundant duckumentation. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1535 |
Putting them to work rather than letting them fly south for the winter was a good idea. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1536 |
My medical degree is from Harvard--who are you calling a quack? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1537 |
I said I wanted the best hackers money could buy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1538 |
And they all turn at exactly the same time in the same direction. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1539 |
This on line class is for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1540 |
Jeff, please leave Todd alone. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1541 |
You're not ducking your responsibilities, are you? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1542 |
Not the crowd I expected. We’ll have to wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1543 |
I see this as a temporary position. What I'd really like to do is be the Aflac spokesman. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1544 |
We got a grant to study Migration-these guys must know something. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1545 |
Personally, I think this guy is a QUACK! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1546 |
We went with ducks because they're cheaper, and we don't need the complete works of Shakespeare... just a catchy jingle for the new ad campaign. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1547 |
Welcome to medical school. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1548 |
I hear the instructor is a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1549 |
Welcome to ornithoogy 101 class. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1550 |
we should’ve hired the lemmings |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1551 |
Odds are that one of them will type the bible. We still have room in the pool if you would like to enter. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1552 |
HR just called. Now they want to lay off half the ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1553 |
Not sure how your experiment failed considering you have your ducks in a row, Professor Smits! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1554 |
Let's see if 100 ducks can beat 100 monkeys in writing Hamlet |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1555 |
Thanks to our methods, every bird can tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1556 |
We never got anywhere with monkeys, so we thought we'd try ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1557 |
Best thing is.....none of them can tweet.... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1558 |
Well, according to them you're a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1559 |
I'm still looking for my safe area. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1560 |
I can't tell whether they're enjoying the cat videos. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1561 |
Cat videos. We never should have shown them YouTube. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1562 |
We finally got them into rows. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1563 |
Is the womb warm enough ? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1564 |
I know they don't approximate the human brain as well as rhesus macaques, but they're so much more pleasant. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1565 |
EYES FORWARD! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1566 |
I know we're supposed to stick together and all that, but I'm just not on board with some of these answers. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1567 |
...And this is our billing department. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1568 |
You misunderstood when I said 'What should we study now, birdbrain?' |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1569 |
As usual, someone wasn’t paying attention. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1570 |
But how will they if "walk like a duck?" |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1571 |
Our med students are turning into a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1572 |
Shakespeare again, but they are slowed by the hunt and peck system. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1573 |
Just keep an eye on them Dr. Simms...they might try and duck out on you. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1574 |
I hear the monkeys were trying to unionize...pass it on. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1575 |
A few backspace problems, but for the most part them seem to be all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1576 |
"Ducks In Rows" is the name of the company. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1577 |
The Infinite Duck Theorem is a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1578 |
See to it that duck four in level three isn't here when I get back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1579 |
There's one in every crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1580 |
These test will determine your future |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1581 |
Please answer honestly. This survey is in the blind. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1582 |
We're Equifax, sir. It's not like our web footprint makes us sitting ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1583 |
lets get the duck out of here |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1584 |
We should have used name tags. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1585 |
Well, they're not monkeys, but I suppose it could result in something given their hunt and peck skills. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1586 |
It is monkeys on typewriters Kevin! This does not prove anything! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1587 |
The hunt & peck system just seems intuitive for me. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1588 |
Our experts agree- 'The Donald' IS inappropriate. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1589 |
Glad to see you've got all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1590 |
It’s a tough class. We keep our ducks in a row and graduate no quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1591 |
If monkeys can write Shakespeare, then ducks can code. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1592 |
So.. which one of these would duck out ? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1593 |
They need to understand the analytics of egg production! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1594 |
You must be quackers |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1595 |
This explains the uptick in positive vegan restaurant reviews. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1596 |
No Gerald, we aren't trying to "quack" the code... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1597 |
I've been pecking away for hours and still have nothing that makes sense. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1598 |
Wanna duck out of here for a few minutes ? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1599 |
Everybody duck! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1600 |
They're nicely situated, but I don't think you can truly say you've got them all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1601 |
All our critiques just roll off their backs. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1602 |
Polly want a quacker? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1603 |
And you're sure they'll write the world's best Tweet? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1604 |
Look to your right...look to your left... one of you will be eaten by the end of the year … |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1605 |
Those two have to go. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1606 |
Well, that's not how I'd get my ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1607 |
I was sure there would be at least ONE goose..... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1608 |
Labcoats generally shed their plumage and toys to mate. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1609 |
So, this is your new billing system? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1610 |
Third row on the right..... I think his neck is broken. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1611 |
Responsive and Attentive. Will this program work with high school freshman? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1612 |
You there, in the front row . . . What's your question? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1613 |
Look to your left - look to your right - One of you will not be here at the end of the season |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1614 |
I haven't seen this many quacker's in the same room since Trump was voted into office. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1615 |
They sound perfect for tech support. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1616 |
I see you've got your ducks all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1617 |
Third row, right. No quacking while you're hacking. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1618 |
Our hypothesis is that they will produce The Complete Works of William Shakespeare twice as fast as the monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1619 |
if you think about it, we really only see them in class, taking notes, coming to office hours, whatever. we have no view on a huge part of their lives, the part that matters most to them—taking their parents’ prescription pills and trying to fuck |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1620 |
Please log off and don’t leave any droppings. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1621 |
It's the 21st century and all are secretaries are still chicks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1622 |
It's our Beak Twitter Training class. They can't tweet with webbed feet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1623 |
Like I said, the monkeys were booked |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1624 |
We want to be sure our commercials are reaching the right kind of focus group. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1625 |
Their fingers are too fat for this machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1626 |
I take it this is your non-union experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1627 |
Before we start doctor, can you spot the one with attention span deficit disorder? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1628 |
i don't know man, when they said an experiment with the web, i thought they wanted to check out the performance of my swimming ability. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1629 |
3rd row, aisle seat... is cheating. No, he's been assessed by one of our top Quacks as having a legitimate learning disability so... not ducking the issue but, he's got rights. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1630 |
Now that you have all your ducks in a row Doctor Canvasback , it should be much easier to teach them how to read. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1631 |
We're practically sitting ducks in this job market. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1632 |
At least we didn't get another class of Lemmings! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1633 |
Something smells foul. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1634 |
Infinite number of ducks.....Check An infinite number of ducks, an infinite number of laptops and what do we get? Just a Comedy of Errors...... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1635 |
To think, they used to only fly in formation. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1636 |
I'm pretty sure there's a quack in the logic here. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1637 |
Duck! Teacher is looking at you! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
1638 |
Welcome to the course, Bees 101 |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1639 |
They are testing to see how long it takes to quack us. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1640 |
There weren't any monkeys available |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1641 |
We ran out of monkeys and typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1642 |
I know, but they definitely don't program like a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1643 |
"This will take forever, most of them just hunt and peck"! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1644 |
We'll just put the cost for the computers on this one's bill. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1645 |
Row 3, far right ... call the USCIS. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1646 |
Data analytics isn't all that it's quacked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1647 |
What a quack! I think they meant to call this the Irony Deficiency discussion. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1648 |
Scholars? still barbecue us. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
1649 |
Domestication was the least of our problems |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
1650 |
The spec called for monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1651 |
I'd like to go back to the farm. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1652 |
Nice work...not one but four rows. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1653 |
Viaduct? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1654 |
If an infinite number of monkeys didn't write it, what makes you think they will? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1655 |
We ran out of infinite monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1656 |
Well, all the ducks are in a row. What happens now? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1657 |
After pecking out the answers to the test... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1658 |
We couldn't get monkeys – but last week one of them wrote Two Gentlemen of Verona, so it's only a matter of time. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1659 |
We're gonna start them off slow, and see if they can reproduce the collected works of Nicholas Sparks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1660 |
Sir, this test is designed to separate the doctoral candidates from the quacks. It'll be clear if they are winging it... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1661 |
Can I borrow your mouse? I ate mine. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1662 |
Where did you find them? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1663 |
If there's a goose out there, we'll find it. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1664 |
They've been trained NOT to peck the 'Enter' key unless they qualify for free shipping. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1665 |
Apparently Control-Alt-Delete is not a viable option. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1666 |
Cry havoc and let slip the ducks of cyberwar! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1667 |
Did you really ask them to google 'Chicken Noodle Soup'? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1668 |
We outsourced our Twitter support. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1669 |
He's the chief tweeter. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1670 |
So far the data analysis suggests that they're not adapting well to BirdPerfect. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1671 |
These new Quackbooks aren't really taking off, for some reason. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1672 |
See the third row isle bird? I think she's cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1673 |
Welcome to AFLAk. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1674 |
'Maybe robots would have been better after all." |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1675 |
Third from the left in third row won the booker prize in 2012. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1676 |
" Third row on the right. Possible ADHD. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1677 |
So, tell me again why "migratory techniques of birds" is a required course. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1678 |
They've got all there computers in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1679 |
Hey, D for question 7? D as in duck, right? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1680 |
so the antivax bloggers literally are a bunch of quacks after all... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1681 |
pssst. I thought we told Jerry not to 'wing it' until they gave us each a mouse to use! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1682 |
We hope you do better than the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1683 |
Call the tech guy...there is a glitch in the system. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1684 |
This is the experiment that separates us from the pigeons. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1685 |
Well, you did call the course "a history of quacks." |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1686 |
Which one is the quack? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1687 |
No, it’s not Just Ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1688 |
Hunting and pecking may require a bit more time. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1689 |
Glad to see you have all your ducks in four rows! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1690 |
Success. It hold their attention. We just need a product. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1691 |
Hmmm...well, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1692 |
We may look like nerds and walk like nerds and yack like nerds but let's face it, we're only ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1693 |
If we pass this test, I hope they put us in the Navy not the Marines. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1694 |
Shut up and just wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1695 |
Has anyone seen the goose? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1696 |
We found the desktops worked best to get our ducks into rows" Or "We are now beta testing the Quack-Recognition program |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1697 |
control , alt, delete is a single key right? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1698 |
They actually outperform the apes we measured last week. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1699 |
It’s called “the news,” and from now on there will be no obligation to remain calm of above desk. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1700 |
I asked for hackers ... not quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1701 |
Not to worry. My understanding is that they're in the lemming family. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1702 |
Sure, he writes like a duck. But he's a little light on extracurriculars. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1703 |
Yes, Miss Farnsworth, I said, make sure they're in a row, but I said nothing about teaching them how to type. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1704 |
Make sure your eider number is down correctly. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1705 |
Our team of experts is now reviewing every tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1706 |
Your optimal flight path will depend on wind speed and direction, flock altitude, and destination-pond coordinates. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1707 |
They're migrating to the cloud for winter. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1708 |
This birds of a feather cliche is killing the diversity initiative. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1709 |
As I suspected, there all a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1710 |
I don't think washing away your problems will help. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1711 |
We ran out of guinea pigs... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1712 |
I can't believe they cut our funding. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1713 |
Okay. Next time we get touchscreens. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1714 |
How do you say "sitting ducks" in Russian? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1715 |
Ok, we now have them in a row, but there's still an odd one... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1716 |
I thought fundraising was supposed to be fun |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1717 |
There are ducks and computers, and two people observing, sixteen duck to count. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1718 |
Is this what they meant by Ducktorate degree studies? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1719 |
Duck, duck, duck...now where in the heck did the goose go? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1720 |
They already passed the driverless vehicle driving test. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1721 |
#41 just played duck-duck-goose. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1722 |
The new Quack computers have really upped efficiency. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1723 |
They're all very young. They flew in this morning to find the way south. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1724 |
I guess he intends to wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1725 |
He just found out he's being replaced by a goose. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1726 |
Based on my statistical analysis, Dr. Lerner, which everyone stands up and runs around the room is not a duck, but rather, a goose. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1727 |
We’re trying to increase yield by making their heads bigger. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
1728 |
Remind me, how exactly will they be taking the test? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1729 |
I'm hoping for Hamlet, but I'll settle for Merry Wives. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1730 |
Something is amiss in row three... |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1731 |
They keep eating all the mice. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1732 |
We were wrong to promise them all individual career planning |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1733 |
These guys act like they haven't quacked a book in years. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1734 |
The new IT guy has all us ducks in a row, now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
1735 |
OK, everybody duck ! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1736 |
Sometimes a warm bath is just a warm bath. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1737 |
There's always the odd duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1738 |
Gotta say, thought we’d be further along after this weekend’s quackathon. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1739 |
I was skeptical at first, but tech support complaints have actually dropped since we switched to the ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1740 |
Did you forget to bring the beak-activated user interface modules again? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1741 |
The monkeys didn't produce a single line from Shakespeare. Let's see how the ducks do. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1742 |
Behind the scenes at the search engine company, DuckDuckGo. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1743 |
Ok, good. Only one guy with his hand on the table and one guy looking away. Thats a wrap. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1744 |
Word processing took all the fun out of hunt and peck... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1745 |
When in doubt, charlie out. Pass it on. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1746 |
Psst... no. 4 is a trick question. A King Island emu can't fly. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1747 |
Don't go toe to toe in bird law with them. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1748 |
If it reads social media like a duck, it's a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1749 |
Let me guess; Aflac Customer Service? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1750 |
I just remembered something |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1751 |
Listen, I don't care if it quacks like a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1752 |
Just like my husband. The males refuse to talk. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1753 |
They all refused to do the test and booked flights to Miami Beach instead. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1754 |
We're proposing that if it quacks like a duck, and codes like a duck, it is a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1755 |
If we’ve got all our ducks in a row, you may begin. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1756 |
Meanwhile, at Oregon... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1757 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said "Get me a room full of beakers to do the experiment." |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1758 |
So your thesis is, If monkeys can duplicate Shakespeare, why not ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1759 |
Duck in row three, aisle seat, is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1760 |
Yes, they can program an Oracle database, but are they truly sentient? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1761 |
Who thought they'd have problems writing a sequel? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1762 |
Yes, the course is intended to help them develop their own identities. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1763 |
I think computers in the classroom are a quack remedy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1764 |
We prefer the phrase, "Alternative medical facts." |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1765 |
The platform migration is early this year. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1766 |
HE MUST BE THE NEW GUY! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1767 |
They're upset because they think that issuing them laptops was body shaming |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1768 |
This department isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1769 |
Dinner's at SIX ! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1770 |
Which bill in on the floor today? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1771 |
There's has to be one in every crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
1772 |
First, we'll get our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1773 |
I just want to see if that thing you said about dropping the soap was a Freudian slip. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1774 |
You'd think they'd be better at producing tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1775 |
They've got all us ducks in a row. Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1776 |
We couldn't afford monkeys, so we're seeing what platypuses at keyboards come up with. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1777 |
We are still trying to figure out why they won't type. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1778 |
Personally, I prefer monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1779 |
This is why they got us all in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1780 |
Missy, in row two, this is my third and last warning: eyes left, or you're out of here. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1781 |
—So you think this way they will learn to speak? —Ssssh, that duck is about to say something... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1782 |
I knew you did quack research, but I had no idea it was this bad. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1783 |
One of them appears to be abandoning the flock, Doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1784 |
Okay, we know one of them is a hacker, but which one? They pretty much all look alike. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1785 |
To think, they all used to be coal miners. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1786 |
I don't know, the virtual migration isn't the same. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1787 |
The one with the glasses is such a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1788 |
You can't argue with the data. The hunt-and-peck method is clearly superior. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1789 |
Just as we suspicioned, a flawed study, as we have one outlier among the quacks! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1790 |
We asked for 100 monkeys, not ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1791 |
They keep reporting the market is down. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1792 |
So far they've only learned to hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1793 |
This is now how to tweet instead of chirping. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1794 |
I'm really more of an analogue guy. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1795 |
Since we were just made aware that rush starts tonight, fledges will be dismissed early. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1796 |
If you ask me, I say these "scientists" are real quacks |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1797 |
When I advised you to ‘get your ducks in a row,’ I forgot how literal you are.” |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1798 |
If you want Hamlet you've got to get monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1799 |
This yahoo in row three, seat four, claims his left profile is a knockout. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1800 |
Best one so far is 'to be a bee or not'. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1801 |
By my calculations, we should have the complete works of Mother Goose in about 5 minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1802 |
Why did they want another 'ducking' consumer test? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1803 |
Given enough time, they should be able to type out all the works of Groucho. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1804 |
I'd rather have all our ducks in a row before we go public. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1805 |
They keep getting younger every year. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1806 |
The PondSwap beta is going swimmingly. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1807 |
There's always one that stands out in the crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1808 |
All they know is emoji — no one has ever taught them the humanist foundations of hunt-and-peck. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1809 |
Now that we've got our ducks in a row, shall we go grab some of that low hanging fruit at the end of the day? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1810 |
Look Emilie, do you believe a gaggle of bird brains. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1811 |
I think we've found our goose. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1812 |
Emily, I think you're on to something big. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1813 |
The monkeys wrote 'Hamlet'; now let's see if the ducks can write 'Macbeth.' |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1814 |
Well if they don't say 'ducking' who's the autocorrect for? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1815 |
Don't look now but I think Donald, third row, extreme right, is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1816 |
Do this! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1817 |
It's not that good-if not for the eggs we'd be bankrupt. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1818 |
What did you get for question 4? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1819 |
I told you we had all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1820 |
Does she understand the pecking order? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1821 |
Well, the monkeys finished Shakespeare, so we thought we'd get started on Dickens. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1822 |
We can't get them to keyboard, but they can hunt and peck like there's no tomorrow |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1823 |
I call it Pavlov 2.0. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1824 |
We wanted monkeys but they cut our budget. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1825 |
The ad said Ducks Unlimited, but the package said Unlimited Ducks |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1826 |
If this is another diversity training session, I'm flying right out of here! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1827 |
I can get down with this. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1828 |
So far we have Poe's "Raven," Hitchcock's "Birds," and Macdonald's "H is for Hawk"--nothing yet by Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1829 |
Looks like we got all of our ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1830 |
The hope is they will produce the Penguin editions of his plays. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1831 |
What are we all doing here? We're ducks! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1832 |
Quacktops. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1833 |
The Birds, reboot. Scarey, Huh? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1834 |
My preliminary analysis is that the new SAT is flawed. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1835 |
Up the dosage, my sorces report Lieberman's monkeys are nearly reproduced The Lords Prayer |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1836 |
Okay, Wilbur is cheating again. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1837 |
It’s online roosting, Phase I of the mayor’s parks initiative. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1838 |
Just when all our ducks were ready to start, the one named Donald, right under our nose, had to gain an unfair edge. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1839 |
I said no tweeting! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1840 |
Tweet....ha, ha ,ha, ha |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1841 |
They type using the hunt and peck system. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1842 |
Our test audience is really responding to the new Drake video. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1843 |
Are all the ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1844 |
3-2-1-peck! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1845 |
I am surprised you got funding for this after your "monkeys and typewriters" experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1846 |
I don’t care if he *has* gotten all his ducks in four rows. Your doctor’s a quack. These Chinese subjects are too conformist. We value individualism more than any other country. It’s like machismoism in Mexico. This double-blind is “foul! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1847 |
This is Fowl Law 100, or, as we like to call it, How To Get Away with Murder... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1848 |
I thought they picked one from the sound of their call. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1849 |
The Capistrano App must be out. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1850 |
I think I may duck on out of here. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1851 |
That in the second to the last row is goofing off again. I pray for the day I get a chance to blow him out of the sky. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1852 |
Granted, the chimpanzees and the typewriters were a failure, but this time, we have high hopes |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1853 |
And they said we were quacks |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1854 |
And you'd say no duck was able to catch a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1855 |
Hey, bird brain, first chair third row. Keep your eyes on your own beak. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1856 |
I don't think we have all our ducks in order. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1857 |
Let’s play a game! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1858 |
The monkeys kept on breaking the keyboards. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1859 |
Always one who wants to see if there are other duck-ups. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1860 |
They's already completed the complete works of 1000 monkeys on typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1861 |
I'm telling you ... this quack in the front is a right-winger! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1862 |
lame duck, aisle 3! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1863 |
Just to mess with them, I typed ‘To be, or not to yada yada.’ |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1864 |
There is always one quack in every classroom looking for attention! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1865 |
This is quintessential mime. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1866 |
Forgot to take my ADHD meds this morning. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1867 |
Okay, let's get to it: how metrics can help you lay more eggs. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1868 |
A mole among the birds? Nah! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1869 |
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it should compute like a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1870 |
Well, it's back to the old hunt and peck method. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1871 |
Mr. Perdue was hoping for a fatter bird, not a smarter one! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1872 |
Wing and peck? I don’t think so. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1873 |
They're all doctors who lost their license. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1874 |
They's already completed the complete works of 1000 monkeys on typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1875 |
Maybe we should try a semi-circle? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1876 |
Did the one on the third row far right just call you a quack? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1877 |
For security reasons, we scramble the data. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1878 |
Yes, perhaps a room full of monkeys typing could have eventually written the next Great American Novel, but these ducks seem hesitant to type at all! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1879 |
Really Professor Higgins, this is your idea of incognito browsing? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1880 |
Psst. What's a four letter word for "Water Fowl?" |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1881 |
Bob Newhart kinda did this already. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1882 |
"Because the last group was a bunch of monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1883 |
Who are you calling a chicken?? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1884 |
Where do we send the bills? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1885 |
Let's put the Monkey Novel on hold. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1886 |
This is the darndest hen party I have ever been to! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1887 |
Even these quacks outscored Trump's cabinet on science aptitude. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1888 |
He still doesn’t believe it was global warming |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1889 |
Third row, fourth seat. Just called you a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1890 |
Remember, it’s hunt then peck! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1891 |
Subject #174 looked away at the sight of stealing shown in the surveillance video, send to slaughterhouse. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1892 |
So now we know why they call it tweeting. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1893 |
Please, No Quacking During The Test ! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1894 |
The middle one in the first row gets it. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1895 |
Elmer Fudd is so triggering |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1896 |
Apparently, ducks don't hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1897 |
I think that one in the front figured out how to watch Duck Dynasty |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1898 |
We were tired of code monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1899 |
Surprisingly, the latest search engine survey revealed that participants unanimously preferred DuckDuckGo over Google or Bing. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1900 |
I know some of you are use to a typewriter but hunt and peck works on these also |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1901 |
We suspect that one of you was fed the answers! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1902 |
None of them has pecked out any Shakespeare yet, but we have seen some email abbreviations and an Albanian curse word. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1903 |
Document our findings carefully Bruce, we don't want to be called out for research quackery. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1904 |
First they want us to enlist as rubber duckies, then we will just be another rubber stamp. I just don't trust it. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1905 |
Hey, I just got 16 likes for my last quack! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1906 |
One duck responded that the only reason they fly south in the winter is because of peer pressure. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1907 |
Well, I see we have all of our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1908 |
Do I have to separate you two? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1909 |
I'm pregnant. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1910 |
Forget the monkeys! We just got the full text of Paradise Lost! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1911 |
Psst.....look at Leonard.....such a brown bill. Always in the front, center, first one to raise his wing. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1912 |
I’m going with “to get to the other side.” |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1913 |
Unfortunately we are not making any progress |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1914 |
Every thing seems just a little to perfect |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1915 |
Lucky ducks! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1916 |
I said get your ducks in a row, not in a computer lab! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1917 |
Our pigeon retraining program has been a great success. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1918 |
Two of a kind! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1919 |
Let's totally skew their test results -- let's show them that we can readily hack into a top-secret government agency, but we'll make it appear that we don't have a clue how to create the app they asked for that would simply access the yellow pages. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1920 |
They're all ecology majors and nephews of Scrooge McDuck. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1921 |
Legal might have a problem calling it the Quackbook. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1922 |
We think we'll have a health care bill by the end of 2019. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1923 |
The human clone test begins next week! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1924 |
Monkey fingers and typewriters are taking too long. We're switching to beaks and laptops. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1925 |
You can bring technology to these birds, but you can't stop them from ducking out. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1926 |
They are all watching the new version of how to keep all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1927 |
I never imagined Stewart would be the first. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1928 |
Something's going on in that third row. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1929 |
Submit your caption below, we choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1930 |
Yes, they are all in a row; but they are NOT all at attention! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1931 |
Statistical probabilities show that, over time, one of them will write the great American duck novel. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1932 |
We're finding the next Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1933 |
Hey, buddy, bet you a dollar the guy with the clipboard owns a Zune. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1934 |
Their oeuvre surpasses the typewriting monkeys'. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1935 |
I guess we haven't replaced all of our employees with computers |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1936 |
They haven't been quacking all today. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1937 |
We're hopeful one will live long enough to produce Proust. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1938 |
Welcome to "Naturopathic Medicine 101" |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1939 |
Start typing, now! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1940 |
We needed to balance out the private school kids. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1941 |
It appears you have your ducks in a row for this presentation. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1942 |
Are they expecting US to start? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1943 |
Take that, infinite monkeys, we have ducks! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1944 |
If monkeys can write Shakespeare, we are testing if chickens can tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1945 |
Its another Russian attempt to distract us from their election collusion. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1946 |
They say a thousand monkeys can write Shakespeare. We wanted Frozen... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1947 |
They're not looking...I can duck out early... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1948 |
I keep forgetting...are we Cozy Bear or are we Fancy Bear? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1949 |
Yes, they're paddling like mad below the desks, but that doesn't help them type. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1950 |
No Hamlet yet, but they're really good at John Grisham. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1951 |
There is always one looking to duck the work! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1952 |
Alright,ready,wings down... on three hit send ! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1953 |
The Birdbrain tweets |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1954 |
Pssst ... hey, wanna duck outa here? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1955 |
The white coat people are waiting to see if we hunt and peck. Duck em! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1956 |
If a million monkeys would eventually randomly type out the Bible, could one million chickens randomly create the next Uber? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1957 |
No, Gerald, I don't think they're going to rise up "Planet of the Apes style." |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1958 |
This new class make me ask if I'm wasting my time teaching med school. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1959 |
My statue dropping just got a "like" on Flockbook. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1960 |
Pecking 101. Moving from Hunt and Peck to Peck, Peck, Peck... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1961 |
... furthermore, there will be no tweeting during business hours. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1962 |
Keep an eye on those two in row three. They're quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1963 |
There's always one in every crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1964 |
Anti-vaccine Ghost-writers |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1965 |
Duck, Duck, Duck... |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1966 |
PETA made us let the monkeys go. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1967 |
Regarding "Duck Arranging": there's too much emphasis on "getting them all in a row", when, clearly, "keeping columns focused" is the more daunting challenge. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1968 |
Trust me, I know a quack when I see one. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1969 |
This is the world famous AFLAC Customer Service Training Center ! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1970 |
They’re monitoring offensive tweets |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1971 |
Duck not worry, ya’ll are smarter than Donald Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1972 |
Our computer tech is going to be furious that we didn't make the students bring their own laptops. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1973 |
I give up, we’ll never top our Angry Birds concept. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1974 |
Let's request a bigger budget for next year so we can afford monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1975 |
We never get all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1976 |
We're trying to see if one of them will lay an apple. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1977 |
Welcome to Med School! Three years from now, each one of you is going to be a? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1978 |
Given their slower typing speed, the complete works of Shakespeare may take longer. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1979 |
Big deal. They got their ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1980 |
There's one in every flock, or is it gaggle. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1981 |
Now you're all gonna think I'm quackers to suggest this.... |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1982 |
I worry this could go south on us. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1983 |
That duck is peeking |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1984 |
Here we teach keyboarding skills, and we've been surprised how quickly they pick up hunt-and-peck. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1985 |
Any touch typists? Or, are y'all of hunt-and-peck variety? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1986 |
There is always one in every class. I wonder what she will teach us! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1987 |
Wait, we're supposed to type with our bill? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1988 |
PR at the DNC is happy with the ducks in a row thing, but lose the right-winger and the plagiarist. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1989 |
Point out the one with the ‘tweeting problem’. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1990 |
No Shakespeare yet, though we’re getting a lot of bread poetry. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1991 |
The monkeys did really well! The mice not so much. We'll see how ducks do. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1992 |
Will yoü |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1993 |
- ...Now let's all check if Oxford dictionary added duck face as a new word! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1994 |
Of course it's not working. It's supposed to be an infinite number of monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
1995 |
Do you think if we wait long enough they'll peck out some Shakespeare? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1996 |
When I was young, we learned touch typing. Now it's just hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1997 |
This doesn't look like an Aflac audition to me. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1998 |
-You will have to get a real job. -You will all have to get a real job. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1999 |
All your ducks are in a row. How does this make you more efficient, again? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2000 |
I don't know. We're funded by Disney. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2001 |
At the sound of the bell you may penguin. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2002 |
It's the remedial class. We're trying to teach them not to hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2003 |
With ducks instead of monkeys we’re looking at two times infinity. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2004 |
We weren't quite sure if there was room in the market for another social media platform, but FaceBeak has tested really well in our focus group. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2005 |
I said hackers on quackers! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2006 |
Pay attention, you in row 3, if you want to your eggs to pass food compliance. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2007 |
What do they know? They're all a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2008 |
Say, what do you guys see in this digital feed? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2009 |
Ok Tweeters...let’s tweet |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2010 |
We want to find out how long it takes you to come up with a presidential tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2011 |
There must be another room for featherless bipeds. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2012 |
Every time they show us a bay window, does it temp you to fly right into it? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2013 |
Well it's about time they got their ducks , how does the rest of it go? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2014 |
Yes, we call this our hunt and pecker department |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2015 |
Front row. Third guy from the left. Keep an eye on him. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2016 |
Let's see if they fly south for the winter once they get hooked on Facebook. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2017 |
Last semester they assigned me lemmings. No one showed up for the final. I can just imagine this year’s evaluations...pick, pick, pick. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2018 |
Med students. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2019 |
All right.... we need act two, scene three before rehearsal at 5:00, Get quacking! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2020 |
'Time" |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2021 |
Do you think it's a new google map? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2022 |
Despite lacking fingers, anyone can learn to code... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2023 |
YOU'RE a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2024 |
Obviously, hunting is the challenge. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2025 |
Just as I suspected: they’re all quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2026 |
So far, no one has caught on that the President's tweets are written by actual birds. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2027 |
The pecking order in this organization is brutal. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2028 |
Do you feel vulnerable and unprotected too? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2029 |
No matter how we upgrade, we can't get all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2030 |
let's see if they can learn the "hunt and peck" style of typing. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2031 |
Forty-one percent say the farmer is leading the dell in the wrong direction. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2032 |
I think your lecture hypnotized all but two. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2033 |
We couldn’t get monkeys, so it may take longer. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2034 |
I'm telling you, this is proof that it's getting more difficult to get any volunteers to take any kind of survey. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2035 |
For sure, not all inductees are middle of the road, lieutenant. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2036 |
They're beta testing the new voting machines. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2037 |
Third row on the aisle- definitely chose “quack” |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2038 |
Great at trolling |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2039 |
ok please finish this sentence,"if it looks like a duck,and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a ....?" |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2040 |
Duck, duck, mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2041 |
There's always one quacker in the bunch. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2042 |
None of them are even trying to hunt and peck type. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2043 |
How in God's name could a temp agency confuse "hacker" with "quacker"? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2044 |
They would be extremely productive if they could just learn to avoid Windows. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2045 |
Let's pull those two in the next to last row who are eyeing one another rather than their screens. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2046 |
Uh-oh. One of them is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2047 |
Of course we can't! We have feathers, not fingers! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2048 |
they're trying to get us to quack under this pressure! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2049 |
Thank you for volunteering to be part of the focus group for the Quackbook Air |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2050 |
I don't care what the doctors say I still feel that there is no better cure for a cold than chicken soup. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2051 |
The wooden decoy has 12k followers and is getting some wild DMs |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2052 |
This would make more sense if we had fingers. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2053 |
Do we type with our feet or hunt and peck? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2054 |
This study could result in charges of quackery. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2055 |
Do I spy a copy duck? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2056 |
I know they're all in rows now, but I'm not sure how long the internet can keep them there. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2057 |
Most of these guys can hunt-and-peck 90 words per minute. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2058 |
Well, so much for their amazement that we use the sun and the magnetic force of the earth to migrate south. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2059 |
He wants to know how to turn it on? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2060 |
Here at MAC we've revised our animal testing policies. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2061 |
They can't click - they quack.... |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2062 |
They all see moldy bread crumbs, Dr. Exner. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2063 |
They all see moldy bread crumbs, Dr. Rorschach. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2064 |
You mean to tell me that this is better than jobbing this out to China? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2065 |
These are the ducks, we are trying to figure out when they figure out when to start typing. Looks like the 3rd one is close. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2066 |
I think they’re still technically free-range. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2067 |
We’re still waiting for the goose |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2068 |
Honorary Doctorate? Big deal. We're still all working at Ask A Quack. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2069 |
Let's keep our eye on that duck in the third row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2070 |
odd duck (looks right): Oh! I thought today was the Maths exam, didn't you? invigilator: Now! Now! thats ducking irritating! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2071 |
And you say this will break us out of our echo chamber? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2072 |
Welcome to "English as a Second Language". |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2073 |
If you put 100 ducks in front of 100 keyboards, they will eventually type out the entire text of The Ugly Duckling. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2074 |
The Department of Defense mandated that for the next mission in Antarctica we recruit only from the pool of available locals. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2075 |
IT WORKED FOR THE CHIMPANZEES. IT COULD WORK FOR US. . . |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2076 |
Raise your wing if you got past the home page. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2077 |
They'll quack the code eventually. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2078 |
Statistically, we shouldn't be getting a 100% response of "Quack, quack" on the survey! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2079 |
Even when all the ducks are in a row there are a few bad apples. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2080 |
When they keep erasing the board while you are still taking notes. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2081 |
Welcome to "Diversity Training." |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
I bet some of them just wing it. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
Data shows the blue light exposure extends hatchling adolescence. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
Topless pictures of Daisy Duck was the only way to get all his ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
As you can plainly see, we have all of our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
I'm beginning to think it was only a stall tactic. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
It's a significant breakthrough teaching them to hunt and peck!! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
The job posting was supposed to say, 'Fluent in Quark," not 'Quack.' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
I wrote this play called "Macbeth," but I'm not going to tell them about it yet. Let them wait. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
The harassment training videos are always a hit. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
I tell you Martha, one in every sixteen ducks is dishonest !! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
Well, as long as it quacks like a duck . . . |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
It’s very cost efficient - if you don’t count putting the feed on the letters. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
Birds of a feather test together. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
Only one bird is prepared to confront the two teachers who are getting paid to teach "a class for the birds". Please tell us this is not an accredited college course! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
It looks like someone stepped on a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
If we can only use 280 words, what's the point? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
Ducks of the world unite! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
Who will quack the code? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
Less ADHD than the puppies, that’s for sure. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
How many plays DID Shakespeare write? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
One of them will quack the code. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
Does Chester look hung over to you? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
Hey, you're not allowed to tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
This way we will determine the new pecking order. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
Observe Professor... during exams, our student's beaks allow us to identify the cheaters immediately. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
I can see you have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
Who's hen pecked now? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
Impressive, all of them woke up at the quack of dawn for class |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
Pressed duck is passé. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
With cuts in research funding, we now gather data through self evaluations. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
There’s always one who tries to cheat on the final. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
What do I do when I get out of the tub? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
I'm betting everything on the duck in seat 13c. I say that duck has a look of a winner. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
Calling the experiment "Suzanne Is a Twatter" is not only un-clever, it creates a hostile work environment, for which I am going to sue you. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
This class isn’t what it’s quacked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
Attention Deficit Disorder |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
Achieving the goal of humane foie gras was simple once we introduced Netflix. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
Almost surely they will soon do a presidential tweet." "Don't call me Shirley. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
Third row, far right. A goose! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
These sitting duck data centers don't seem to be diverting the attention of any ransomware hackers. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
Goose? Goose? Has anyone seen Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
They quack me up! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
Anyone migrating anywhere interesting over break? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
Now we can eliminate those messy flight breaks with five-second virtual flights every four hours. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
Incubator Cam is SUCH a bore! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
We supposed to wing this, or what? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
Quit pecking at the keyboard, Carl. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
They're medical doctor robots, class of 2022 |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
World Wide Web. Really? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
So maybe they don't echo, but let's see if they re-tweet? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
This online course testing is for the birds |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
Don't ask me - we lost track of what they are doing since they use DuckDuckGo. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
Uh oh - row three - you've got mallard. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
So long as they're American ducks, politicians won't give us any grief. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
That blonde assistant really quacks me up. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
This hunt-and-peck method isn't working out like we'd hoped. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
The minute this lame class ends we're all winging over to Baja for Spring Break. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
We may have hired a lot of them, but if you’ll pardon me saying, they’re not all they’re quacked up to be |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
Welcome to your first day of Flyers Ed. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
Looks like that guy back there is ducking his duty. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
Where is goose? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
And here, we have ducks on computers. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
It's like foie gras for their brains. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
You we're supposed to get monkeys—how are ducks supposed to write Shakespeare? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
We will be using the hunt and peck method. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
Yes, these new surveillance camera monitors are really ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
C-12's attention span is off the charts. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
Last time we did this, the monkeys came up with Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
Ready? Goose! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
Row 3 Seat 1 has been a troublemaker ever since we hired them. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
They are doing basic research on Tweets. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
If the word Turducken is mentioned again, everyone please line up in V formation. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
Did you just hear 'Goose"? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
I hope this goes better than the monkeys with typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
Two of these ducks are not like the others. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
Look one o’clock - a definite quack. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
So far they are 70% less productive than blondes. But they're 85% less annoying. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
They mostly just hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
I said monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
"We find the answers much more accurate, when we allow the ducks to write their verbal responses". |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
If monkeys with typewriters can recreate Shakespeare, surely ducks with laptops could manage...Ayn Rand? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
You're right, hunt and peck doesn't work any more. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
Do you really think they'll duck when the 3D effect activates? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
you indeed put yours ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
Let’s see if this works. Columns were a disaster. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
We now admit 280 students to our Tweeter School, up from 140 last semester. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
So why exactly is this your holodeck fantasy? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
We're not going to get Shakespeare but it should do well in the Y.A. market. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
Silence, please! This is not an open beak exam. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
Row 3, on the end. Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
Probably not Shakespeare this time... an unpublished e e cummings. Worst case, W C Fields' check for a short beer. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
"Well we got all our ducks in a row, except that one.". |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
No one knows how, but Google's new search methodology works as well as before. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
Looks like the whole company has quacked up! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
The chimpanzees were above budget |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
We're keeping them right here until one of them quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
Billing Department |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
There's always one odd duck that won't get with the program. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
They're testing our new lab billing software. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
Pay attention! Do you want to be a trusted doctor or just another quack? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
I’m not sure how we’re going to scientifically interpret this, but they immediately logged onto the bargain travel site. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
Do not hide cheat sheets up your sleeves! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Technically, they are all in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
I don’t think it’s a good idea for Aflac employees to buy their own product. I’m not sure if these ducks really know what to do. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
They're watching us for a possible new name: Equiquacks. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
I see you have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
Fortunately, they're too old to tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
This bird’s eye view experiment is working! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
As soon as the goose arrives, we can begin. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
The seeds in my pocket create birds of a feather, hatching tweets as they peck away as a flock. If you take this position, you're responsible if your vocabulary goes to the birds. . . . |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
Looks like an infinite number of ducks couldn't care less about the complete works of Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
Do you think they’ll have a vegan option for lunch? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
The chimps have already done Shakespeare. We want to see if they can just do a punchline for this cartoon. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
I see you have all your ducks in a row. Now what? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
We're going to practice keyboarding and give up that hunt and peck system. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
Russian spies are sending coded messages via New Yorker cartoons. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
And that's why we call it the Penguin algorithm |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
Well, you finally got all of your ducks in rows. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
Ducks in a row, let's begin. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
I expect them to type out the complete works of Donald Duck and Daffy Duck in 24 hours. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
At least the monkeys had fingers. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
But weren’t we supposed to put all our ducks in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
Did you block the fried chicken websites? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
Unfortunately the infinite number of monkeys got writer’s block. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
You would think they could be a little more creative with their organizational pattern. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
Well, we finally have all our ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
Each one is a graduate of the Trump Hunt and Peck University. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
With this many quackers we always have at least one odd duck. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
Educating the Donalds in 140 characters or less. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
Excuse me sir, but this group looks like a room full of nose pickers. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
We have successfully migrated to the new release of Office 365 for Waterfowl. The help desk is still working on understanding the support requests through our call center support hot line. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
Computers Can Identify Hundreds of Species, But Not Me |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
Well, you've got your ducks in a row, but they seem to be having trouble with the keyboards. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
140, 280, who cares when you don't have fingers? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
I can't believe I'm saying this, but suddenly I'm nostalgic for the days of quills and ink. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
I? thought it was supposed to be monkeys with typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
One of these Quacks is not like the others. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
Do you think this topic will ruffle some feathers? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
Never mind the misunderstanding. I am really impressed! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
I think that guy in the third row is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
I expect they will do better than the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
Psst..... are you sure this new USCIS facial recognition software works? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
No mouse, I suppose we just wing it? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
"A-3" this is now your second chance if you begin early again you're disqualified. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
Each quack registers as cognitive dissonance which is funny |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
Training quacks is easier than I thought! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
Hunt and peck is the only way to type. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
There’s always one quack in every group. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
Beta testing so much smoother since we started using geese. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
I sense a disturbance in the gaggle. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
All lined up in support of sending "rocket man" to the moon. May the force be with him as we push the launch button. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
There's always one odd duck in every class. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
My research focuses on getting all my ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
I wonder if they’d prefer sitting in a “V” formation? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
Is it just me, or are this year's interns a little ducky? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
The monkeys didn't come up with anything good, so we're trying this bunch. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
With this group I think we're looking at two times infinity. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
My counselor definitely told me this would be French 101. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
If they look like a duck, quack like a duck, and just web surf all day at work, I say roast em' at 350 degrees with a little garlic and paprika. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
This next test section is multiple peck. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
They imprinted on me while I was writing my dissertation about them. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
The 280 characters will be a game changer. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
The White House is looking for some new speech writers and we couldn't find 1,000 monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
See, I told you he’s a troublemaker. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
Duck 3 in row 1 and Duck 5 in row 3 are just trying to show off their individuality. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
Ready? Set? Tweet! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
Education is wasted on the fowl. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
She's our control. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
We want to see how long it takes them to type out "The Art of the Deal." |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
The one on the right thinks he's a monkey with a typewriter. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
My parents always told me law school was for the birds! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
Play it again, Sam. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
How will we ever get ALL of our ducks in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
I think those two are quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
They try hard to live up to their reputation. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
We believe in workplace equality. The pecking order was the first thing to go. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
Everybody quack loudly; we'll be outa here in no time. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
Row three, duck three. I believe in the power of three |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
We are really ducked out with this team! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
Our null hypothesis is that they’ll do no better than monkeys at typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
Maude, I tell you that this year's 'snow bird' report will be the best ever. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
We are great at formations. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
It doesn't mean they all TYPE together. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
Our new species diversity program is going great and it cuts labor costs but the problem is that they only know hunt-n-peck typing. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
The monkeys are on strike. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
it's not "Hamlet," but what did you expect from 140 characters? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
I don't think she knows how to turn it on. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
Ducks? DUCKS?! I said "give a million MONKEYS a million typewriters and they would eventually produce Shakespeare!" |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
Getting tired of watching all this porn, huh Bill? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
And this is Billing. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
statistically speaking, 1out of every 16 goes rogue |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
You're looking at the future of bird census and survey techniques. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
I miss the days when a simple peck got you there. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
Do you think they have all friended each other? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
I look at them and all I see are bills. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
There is a quack on the far right, third row up. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
They make really great air traffic controllers. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Well, it would certainly seem we finally have all of our ducks in a row.... |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
All our ducks are in rows |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
Professor Dickens, this would probably be more effective if you just posted your class on Reddit. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
Check it out. Third row, last on the right. A real odd duck if I ever saw one. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
Isn't that just ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
The Threat Is "Duck Soup" Pass It On ! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
Doctor, this study is a disaster! We need to get our ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
At least we have all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
Do you think we should bring in a duck to teach them beak typing? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
Ready. Set. Go! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
So it's true: Birds of a feather gawk together. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
How you doing? Wanna meet me at the Starbucks by the pond? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
This GPS Program will guide you on your annual migration south. You may hear it say “recalculating” occasionally! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
Welcome to John's Hopkins Meduckal school. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
It’s the latest trend in Silicon Valley - Off ponding |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
Use these trajectory formulas for maximum accuracy of your poob bombs. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
Page down? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
They all ate the mice. This experiment is for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
I told you, "she marches to a different drummer!" |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
They're supposed to be in A row... |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
Now we have all our ducks in a row, we can begin |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Well now I feel pigeonholed. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
I told you if you pay peanuts you'll get quakers. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
Second row down; first from the right. Name: Smith, Wintston. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
Welcome students to the first day of government subsidized medical school! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
We're testing if gannets can write Shakespeare any faster than the chimps! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
I prefer the IQuack. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
Welcome, Class of 2057, to Tech Rehab. It's going to be a long journey to recovery but you all deserve a big quack on the back for choosing to be here. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
They're giving it a good effort, but clever caption writing does not appear to be a particular strength. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
Let her finish. In 12,000 years, who will believe it wasn’t painted by us. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
This takes free range to a new level. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
None of them have been able to quack our system. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
Of course, ducks don't have laps. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
I see you’ve finally got your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
I put them in charge of billing because they’ve dealt with large bills their whole lives. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
I thought you said they were sheep. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
Roger, I said compile a team of hackers, not quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
Duck, duck, duck, goose? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
Don't let the calm demeanor of our new hires fool you - they're actually working like hell. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
....and let me assure you, we don't see you as quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
HR really ducked up this division. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
We gave up on the monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
I THINK WE BETTER JUST DUCK THIS ONE!! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
Sure, they act fowl-mouthed now, but they're chicken when they can't hide behind a keyboard. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
Have you figured out how to make CTRL-ALT-DEL happen yet? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
If monkeys wrote Hamlet, what play would chickens write? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
I think we need eight geese to make this work. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
They're all streaming their favorite Hitchcock movie. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
About your theory that qubit and quack both begin with the letter "Q", how is that working for you? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
We’ll have no hunt and peck in this class. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
It's a quackin hoot! He's timing a Lab Test we never quackin had in Lab! Not a single quacker here including me and you is even guessing at the quackin answers -- just staring at the quackin screen! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
They all ghost-tweet for the President. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
Our aggregator refuses surf the net, but will waddle the web. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
This new hired personnel is an executive order. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
I'm teaching them to play 'Simon Says'. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
Always has been an odd duck. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
Chicken Unions... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
There's always at least one odd-duck in the group! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
Whos complaining of finger cramps", |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
It's supposed to be the control group, but if you ask me, it's pure quackery |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
Still trying to get all your ducks in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
So, you think this will help your study of ornithology? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
Don't look, but I think one of them just called you a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
His computer was quacked. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
We should just let them stay here because it's pretty cute. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
Scientist 1: “What’s for lunch?” Scientist 2: “Not sure, but we have some peaking duck.” |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
My mom learned to swim in a pond. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
They’re efficient, but they need to fly South from October through January. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
They appear to be ducking their assignments. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
HR took me too literally when I asked for bird brains. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
Now what's the hold up? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
Are you sure this is the Zoology 101 class? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
I just hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
If I were you, I'd accept a just a single "quack." |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
If they are looking to choose a new model for Twitter 8.0, I think we should #resist. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
Is it just me, or are there only two quacks in this room? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
Do you ever feel like we're a bunch of sitting ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
Maybe it was because he was the only male in the class, but for the first time in his coding career, the use of the term "rubber ducking" made him very uncomfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
Most of the subjects seem to be receptive to the tele-migration experiment |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
I've got all my ducks in a row but I'm still worried about these test scores. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
As you can see you'll have a full class for the Hunt and Peck Method. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
I beg your pardon. Please don't SKIP any questions. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
Poor choice of words--I beg your pardon. Please don't SKIP any questions. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
Psst! Miles up front is fucking up the curve. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
Well, I guess you spotted the Mac users. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
Don't tell me you forgot the goose |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
We picked the wrong bird. Ducks can't tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
Today's lesson in Sociology 101 is on the quack epidemic of the1980s. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
Their parents crashed into windows. But this generation? Windows crashes on them. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
I see the Republicans are bringing a new meaning to the tax bill ! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
It didn't work with monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
The results are conclusive. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and Googles like a duck, then it probably is a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
Jones, you're getting paid to sell Quak Quak Duck Tape, not to ogle Miss Mallard. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
I know they can quack, but can they quack? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
They are doing surprisingly well on the IT course. The problem is they have no breast pockets for their pencils. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
Finally, equality in the pecking order |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
Notice how the male interrupts the female but says the same thing? We should make a note - hey, has anyone figured out how to use the keyboard? Ooh, he's doing it again! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
And the winner of Go Fish is.... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
WE FOUND OUR VOLUNTEER FOR DUCK DINNER- THIRD ROW- FAR RIGHT! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
They don't seem to understand that we don't tweet, we quack. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
Is it just me, or do you find that every question can be answered with "quack"? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
I'm starting to wonder why they called us all together like this. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
You must have all your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
Think of the layoffs this will cause. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
These are the ugliest ducklings you could find? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
0k, after me, "16 Ducks and what do you get, another day older and deeper in debt |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
Everything about this job is an exercise in futility. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
I say we give them Romeo and Juliet just to prove a point. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
For the sake of diversity, we added two odd ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
These guys aren't even real scientists! They're a couple of [quacks]! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
You know what they say about monkeys typing Hamlet, while after two weeks, I haven’t gotten the first letter from these ducks! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
Replace a1 and c3 with lemmings next time. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
Last one to log into Facebook gets a loaf of bread |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
Front row, third row - trouble. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
I say we tell them nothing about how we migrate. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
You certainly have your ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
They don't get the difference between click and quack. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
Today we'll learn how to use the maps app to find "south" |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
The goose is in the third row, far right. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
When the course is over, I'll be Dr. Quack. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
One is finally writing Hamlet but has Ophelia paddling happily in the river. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
Wait a minute. The turkeys just left, and the chickens are waiting in the hall, and the she said the password is “tur-duck-en.” We’re about to get served. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
They keep asking about the spam. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
Please all bills forward |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
I was hoping they would try something other than the hunt and peck typing technique, so it's back to the drawing board. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
The are all searching on LL Bean |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
Why? Because I've already got Hamlet and The Sun Also Rises and they don't throw their feces. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
We're trying to find the quack. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
Maybe they can figure out which came first. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
According to our focus group, Twitter is here to stay, but cat videos are on the way out. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
We were going for Quacks, but Twitter sounds better. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
Looks like you’ve been goosed as the odd drake out in our row of ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
The irony this is the bill-ing department, is not lost on me. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
I don't know what she sees in him. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
So you want to learn to fly? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
Well, this is awkward. There’s been a typo in the course catalog. If you’re here for Quackum Computing 101, you can leave. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
Not much diversity in our Duck Blind ID class. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
Apparently ducks either don't have that Shakespeare gene or they don't do randomness. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
Wish I was back in the Boston Commons. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
We'll have to take him out of the control group. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
Not what I had in mind for getting your ducks in a row |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
Remind me not to telecommute next winter. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
I Google duck and it looks like a duck! What the f**k!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
Take a look at Mel, second row from the top, far right. I think he's sneaking a peek at his neighbor's work. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
'This test is to see how long it takes before one of them types 'QuackPorn.com' " |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
I thought we were just mascots. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
Will Bird Brain Number 54367 please face forward and repeat after me... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
Got all your ducks in a matrix. Nice. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
We just got billed. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
He wants an upgrade before he'll flock together. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
Bring in the goose. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
We’re getting nearly prefect attention with the Quack software replacing the Quark. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
I thought we had all our ducks in a row too, but I see two full-fledged trouble makers already. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
The only words tapped out so far is 'The sky is falling!' |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
Virtual migration is pure quackery. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
Those ducks in row 3 aren't happy about getting in a row for laptops that aren't the latest models. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
You got to be ducking me! Where is duck! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
Simon says put your right wing on the desk ... now put your wing down. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
The monkeys were all tied up working on Tolstoy. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
I told you, the class is full of a bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
All in a row. Is everyone ready to get down with this? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
So it’s proven: birds of a feather hack together! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
Pssst, what's the square root of quack? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
Think they'll mind if I duck out for a smoke? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
I find it works best to put them into both rows AND columns. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
We’re quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
Fine, you've proved 'hunt and peck' is a misnomer, but stop saying a grant for your monkey project will be 'duck soup.' |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
As soon as they start quacking, critics of our research project are going to have a field day. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
Eliminate #216. Cuts and Copies fine. Pastes like Chicken. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? 'I really miss Mankoff.' |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
Is everybody clear on the pecking order? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
It’s the largest class we have had since President Trump took office! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
We'll cover bugs, but not June bugs. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
Ever get the feeling we have a bunch of quacks working for us? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
Green Party trains it's staff to prevent being quacked in 2018 |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
Suddenly, it became clear to Harvey, if he were to gain any satisfaction he must take his porn addiction to the pond. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
They're working on a better cloning algorithm. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
Don't worry, their computers are waterproof. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
They have to hunt and peck, so this could take longer than the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
A short time after they learned to tweet we noticed that doing so early in the morning means more laid eggs. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
Still waiting on a goose. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
The problem is break time, when they all Skype their families at once. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
Day twenty-nine. Subjects remain aggressive, continue to call us quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
This seminar is on Advanced Aerial Buckshot Avoidance |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
Trust me, "lack of diversity" is not the problem here. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
I think one 'yes' is enough, look at how the Presidential election was decided. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
Your lecture is about to begin, so please, no more squawking. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
Yes, but does she carry plum sauce in that briefcase? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
Granted, they may look, swim, and quack like a duck, but do they answer tech support questions like a duck? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
Our ducks are not responding to insurance claims. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
The idea is that it if typing monkeys could write Shakespeare’s plays, why not ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
Gladys, I believe we've finally found the perfect pecking order. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
Did he really ask "What's hunt and peck?" |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
Cluck this. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
Think the Donald Duck channel is a go. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
They probably think we're a bunch of "Quacks". |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
Do you think they forgot their passwords again? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
So our new duck hypnosis app is almost a complete success. We’re going to make a fortune |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
Be careful. He's the ring leader. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
Maybe ducks don't tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
We finally get all our ducks in a row and the goose skips class! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
As we increase the difficulty of the tasks you'll log who is the first to quack. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
Psst, over here; what the duck is this? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Be like a duck calm on the surface, but underneath always talking quack on tweeter. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
So you really believe that they will be a match for Trump's tweets? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
I know that school levels are dropping. But this is ridiculous. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
This imprinting program is for the birds! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
Fifteen ducks and one tern |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
Tell the director the real Donald wants a stunt double for his flaming laptop scene. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
The STEAKS are high in this competition; last one is roast |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
He thought it was a typo. The memo said: "Get all your dicks in a row!” |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
I told you we should have used owls, Karen. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
Is it just me or are they quackers too ? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
The room is full of quackery... |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
Has anyone seen Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
The minute you let them think you're a quack, you'll lose them. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
Despite preaching student diversity , how is this possible? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
How can you get a diverse statistical sampling, when their all from the same web site. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Don't believe everything you find on the Internet. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
Face it - they'll always be hunt and peck typists. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
Did he say birds of a father? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
Now that you have your ducks in a row, we can begin |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
That concludes our lecture on migration, any questions? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
They should be coming up with some Shakespeare any day now. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
Penguins and computers a match made in heaven |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
Yes, you're right about the feet, but this seminar is going to teach you about a new, better webbed way. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
It's like monkeys and typewriters, but they tweet instead--with similar results. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
They're cheaper than humans. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
And each time they find one, they change the F with a D |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
You've heard of the Duck Test, right? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
This worked a lot better with the monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
They've been flocking to the computer sciences lately. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
There's always one in every crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
We might want to consider settling for less than the complete works of Shakespeare. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
We force them to read lifestyle blogs until the brain is buttery and rich |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
They're not hunting or pecking |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
When can we start with the wise quacks? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
Maybe we should put them in cubicles. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
I don't think we're early enough to catch these worms. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
Yeah, tweeting was more of an art form at 140 characters. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
They’ll never get anywhere without a goose. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
Please make sure your cellphones are turned off during the quiz. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
The quack job in the third row is cheating again! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
This is the first test group for non-human consumers. The iQuack. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
I am expecting War and Peace within 100 years |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
One's not responding. Reminds me of my teenage daughter. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
I'm determined to find the secret word. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
Anatidae Conformity Daily Project Note:"Two ducks not completely in a row." |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
How's your user experience going? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
Now if they could only type? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
I told you this class was for the birds. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
Attention: This is your flight captain. Please log off, and get in formation for the journey South. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
Five minutes til nibs down. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
It's a test for quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
- The only problem is multiple security breaches. - You should not be using face recognition software. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Welcome to the first coding class under our school's new affirmative-action policy. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
We're going to have to terminate that one in the third row… |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
Pecking orders are for chickens. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
Promote the creative one front and center. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
Well, no bird flew. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
a consistent result-bird brains |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
Twitter via hunt and peck came naturally to them. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
In this room we are screening for bird flu. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
We have them all in a row; now what? I knew I should have signed up for the Monkey-Shakespeare experiment instead! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
I think that doctor's a quack. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
Are you sure you checked the order for typos? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
Are there any quacks before we begin ? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
Proof of hypothesis: chickens won't eat an Apple. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
If only more of them had fingers we could get some work done here.. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
Getting in a row, those were the days my friend. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
Welcome to 'Learn to tweet 101'. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
Keep your eye on Fred. He seems to be copying off his neighbor's laptop. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Their only job is to play Flappy Bird. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
Russia has its hackers. Now we have our quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
We're teaching them to counteract the Russian social media manipulation |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
It’s your turn to have a quack at this! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
Get ready for a tweet storm! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
????????? ?? ??????? ? ?????????? ?????! Translation: Imprinting on social media works! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
Hey, pal, wanna go egging after the test? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
Excuse me, the two of you in the third row, I said "All beaks straight ahead." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
I've had it with this ducking job. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
She’s left-handed. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
Remember, refer to it as job "migration" when you break the news |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
after the last elections we felt that farm animals are better suited to fill our annual survey |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
Except for that one technophobe on the third row, they can all track their way back home with a simple click of a button. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
Ducks on computers? Surprising. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
The ducks taught them well. And only in an hour. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
Le Canard Enchaîné's staffers are just sitting ducks. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Is it just me, or do these residents look like a bunch of quacks? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
Now that we have our ducks in a row, let's begin. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
Eureka! We got duck soup.... 3rd row extreme right! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
we couldn't find 100 monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
Monkeys and typewriters are so last century! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
We can begin, now that we have all our ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
We tried to get our ducks all in rows but two of them have to get the quack out of here. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
Welcome to the billing department. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
Everything you do is idiotic. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
Spellcheck or not, you were clearly told to install Google Docs! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
They're character-challenged. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
One of them is sure to write a best seller |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
You can skip completing the answer to question 9, 'If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck...' |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
Let me get this straight: we're testing whether this software really is "point and cluck?" |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
We can definitely conclude that penguins can interact with computer screens. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
So that's how you find the best deals. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
Seems like a lot of studying just to be a fish finder |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
These Tweeters protest the 250 character limit. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
Professor Smoot, perhaps you didn't understand when I referred to Basket-Weaving 101 as a "bird course." |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
I thought the experimental protocol was monkeys and typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
I'm always torn between "likely" and "very likely". |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
They're the perfect voter models. They all just 'Liked' the duck recipe. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
Looks like they're trying a new angle with the speech writing. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
welcome to class 101 "artificial intelligence " |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
I sense some fowl play with this group. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
140 is the sweet spot, but we think we can push the envelope at 280. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
Maybe it’s Shakespeare, maybe it’s not - it’s all just quacking. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
I call it "the-chicken-and-the-hack" problem. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
Hey, you on the right in the third row. Beak forward, please. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
Look at your screen not at me. This kind of non conformist behavior is why the Dodo bird became extinct. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
Do we cover chiropractic? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
The test begins in exactly 2 minutes. Waite... you, in the middle of the front row, wing off the desk! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
Now if my hypothesis is correct, the ones exposed to a photograph of Walt Disney will lay more eggs. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
There is no goose in this trial. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
You checked their IDs? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
Thank heavens they've forgotten their shotguns today. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
I don't know about you, but I prefer trees. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
And no one’s migrating until this fledge drive reaches its goal. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
Before technology, we just had to put all our ducks in a row! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
Psssst, hey, when they put their ducks in a row, does it mean something that they put me up here at the end? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
"CODE RED SHEEP ARE USING OUR CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!!!!! EVERYONE EVACUATE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY, AND BEWARE OF SHEEP IN SWEATERS!!! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
No cheating! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
Were we supposed to install Linux on laptops or students? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
You don't even know about it. 589 sheep invaded my apartment yesterday and ate all my eggos!!!!!!!!!!!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
I definitely said crackers not quackers! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
Ducks in A row, Johnson. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
I worried this was quack science, but I see you have your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
We assume they’ll head south when they find a deal. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
I'm a stuck duck. How 'bout you? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
These millennials drive me crazy, I swear they're more interested in Twitter than in learning! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
At least we made the top sixteen |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
You said, 'Get all the ducks in a row'. You didn't say you wanted them computer literate. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
Not a peep, they are having a mapquest session for the trip down south. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
Brother, can you spare a crime? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
Welcome to innovation 101. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
4th in the 3rd row is slacking. Send him home. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
How to prepare Manchurian Duck |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
"You think they figured out we lost over 140 million social security numbers?" - Equifax |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
Ok; maybe not Shakespeare. But how about Make Way for Ducklings? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
Look! The one in the front row raised his/her hand. Now that's aggressive!!! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
I see that one of you has noticed that the screen image looks like a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
November 11th. The subjects seem to identify as students. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
I knew this animal welfare nonsense would come home to roost. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
And remember, now you can tweet 280 characters. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Yeah, it’s a lot quieter and autocorrect should chop years off the project but the monkeys with the typewriters never complained about slow Wi-fi. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
Which way is south again? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
But how will we foot the bill for these web services? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
Um, they realize we don't have fingers, right? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
What a pair of quacks |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
Bunch of quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
I hate being pigeon holed |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
So where is the cover? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Well, it's adaptive for birds on the right. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
We have a spy in our midst! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
My mistake, I thought you said Infinite Ducky Theorem. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
Scientist: Good morning, Doc! Duck: How can I help you today? Doctor: Injury to the head, call the print! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
One duck demonstrates discrimination between abstract relational concepts and they test us all... |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
Well, we all know who the new guy is here. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
They all really like Beakpedia. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking"? Replying "No,not yet". |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
Class, we need someone who's willing to be dissected. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
All the chickens had to acknowledge that this computer class was too hard for them. To which Charlie, in the second row from the back said, "Eggsactly!" Charlie Chick in the second row said will happen: "Eggsactly!" |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
I think the one on the third row right is cheating. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
I'm just saying, they can't be laptops if we don't have laps, can it? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
Now that we've got our ducks in a row, let's get quacking. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
How about a mouse instead? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
Nobody expects Old MacDonald’s troll farm. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
Let's take a break, everyone. Who's up for Duck Duck Goose? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
The call it "Twitter." It's therapy for birdbrains. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
That’s just ducky! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
They obviously have enthusiasm, but can they type? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
According to my roommate, this instructor uses fowl language. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
I still think we shouldn't have given up on the monkeys and the typewriters. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
Nothing even close to Shakespeare. I TOLD you we should’ve used monkeys. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
So far it's just a queasy feeling, Carl, but somehow I think something has fallen through the quacks. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
I knew it was him all along. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
I use the hunt and peck method. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
We think they can write Shakespeare faster than the monkeys we used before. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
Eyes on your own work, Duckie! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
Donald duck University, quack,quack,quack,quack!! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
I’m telling you, I really don’t think they will tweet. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
We all know about the monkeys. Here we expect David Foster Wallace. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
Telling them not to vote for a quack might be harsh. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
I'm worried about my job. All this duck porn hasn't done a thing for my egg count. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
How do you get birdseed out of a keyboard? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
I may look like a duck and walk like a duck, but I sure as hell don't test like a duck. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
That guy in the front looks kinda snarky to me. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
In China they call it the "stuffed duck" approach to education. Here, they prefer "content rich". |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
DDHD? Or one duck's porn is another duck's wandering eye? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
But a bird in the hand never made a dime. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
Welcome to GPS Class for fouled up fowl. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
It's the first time I've seen grades form a natural Bell Curve. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
Working here is not all it's quacked up to be. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
It's the CGI vesrsion of ducks in a row, getting their ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
We have most of our ducks in a row |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
The criteria didn't stipulate 'in a row of what'. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
Research says one will be a famous vlogger. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
I have a feeling 'control-alt-delete' is not going to work. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
You may have heard this is a bird course but let me caution you... |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
This is how we determine the character limit for Twitter. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
Call me a bird-brain, but I can’t think of one thing to Tweet! |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
Trolling for The Donald. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
Welcome to Quack Science 101. Today's lesson is on the link between vaccines and autism. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
They seem unable to progress beyond hunt and peck. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
Well I see you've got your ducks all in the rows this time! |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
If I compute like a duck, then will they be convinced? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
The experiment is over. Staring at those screens day after day have made them you quackers. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
She's still only got 140. Her friends all have 280. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
Welcome, Drakes and Ducks, to the first annual hunt and peck competition. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
I like lining up my ducks in a raster. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
There must be a better way than hunt and peck! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Which one is their union rep? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
I did make it very clear that this was about testing cookies. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
Agnes, do you notice the odd one out? |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
The data doesn’t lie ... this is just another lame duck session. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
They theory is they can program their AI doubles. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
Quack |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
You asked to find those Russian election quackers, right sir?" |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
I guess we're Lucky Duckies all in a row? |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
Wow, government funding cutbacks have really affected public television's pledge week. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
Congratulations. You've quacked the code. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
Fascinating! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
We have a mover in the front row and a looker in row number three. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
I don't get the worm joke either. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
Every aspect of the researchers' lives is standardized and entirely predictable; five weeks later they go to market! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
That goose must go- she's always taking a gander. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
This is what comes from flocking together. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
We’re doing a study on their pecking order. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
How tweet .... we've got them all pigeonholed perfect, let's hope no one quacks up now. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
Are they amazed or perplexed? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
Get that of a bitch off the field study!!! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
I'm sorry... did you quack something? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |