Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... |
2.0037 |
0.00367 |
273 |
0 |
272 |
1 |
1 |
Some of my patients find the loofah less threatening. |
2.0036 |
0.00251 |
562 |
0 |
560 |
2 |
2 |
It'll keep you Jung. |
2.0000 |
0.00155 |
645 |
0 |
645 |
0 |
3 |
I hope you don't mind. My couch is brand new. |
2.0000 |
0.00251 |
563 |
1 |
561 |
1 |
4 |
Immersion therapy washes away the guilt ... and exfoliates as it cleans. |
1.9984 |
0.00159 |
629 |
1 |
628 |
0 |
5 |
I know, but you had to spend twenty minutes filling the tub. |
1.9952 |
0.00480 |
209 |
1 |
208 |
0 |
6 |
Come out John! Are you afraid of this brush and soap? |
1.0625 |
0.06455 |
16 |
15 |
1 |
0 |
7 |
We'll start with cleansing and transition to meditation. |
1.0625 |
0.06455 |
16 |
15 |
1 |
0 |
8 |
I'm confirming your coworkers' diagnosis of psychosocial skill disorder and that it can be cured with this therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
First, we start with a clean slate... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
Do you want to be cleansed of the dirty thoughts you hold? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
11 |
To overcome your phallophobia, the first step is to clean your penis with this brush. Please take it, and the bar of soap, and then rate your level of anxiety between 0 and 10... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
12 |
Normally I'd apply a Freudian approach to address problems of self-control, but in your case I prefer to see you wash your mouth out with soap. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
13 |
I found the cure to your funk. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
14 |
The little fish eat away all your excess baggage. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
15 |
First we will do a complete scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
16 |
Given the (ahem) intensity of today's abreaction session, I suggest concluding the cathartic bathing ritual with a thorough scrubbing of the pre-scrotal cortex. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
17 |
I'm telling you, my therapist has a habit of always brushing away my most intimate thoughts and fears. I think I need to find someone else. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
18 |
Now scrub away the shame. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
19 |
I hope you like our new feature, "Pumpkin Spice Mud Bath" |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
20 |
You didn't specify which treatment you wanted. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
21 |
Now it is time to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
22 |
Womb therapy is au courant on the upper west side. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
23 |
I sense there's a lot more below the surface. |
1.0000 |
0.00021 |
4861 |
4861 |
0 |
0 |
24 |
You have insecure dyslexia, and no your tub does not look big. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
25 |
Tell me again about how much you loofah your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
26 |
Careful, it gets Freudian slippery. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
27 |
You're going to come clean, one way or another! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
28 |
Now that you've overcome your fear of drowning we can work on your fear of large toothbrushes. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
29 |
Now you have to wash that girl right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
30 |
Aromatherapy is in both of our interests. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
31 |
All you need is a good back scrub. Unfortunately, our time is up. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
32 |
'About there you should be getting hints of cinnamon punctuating the notes of oak' |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
33 |
This should help you to think back. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
34 |
We can go over time, but it'll cost scrub-a-dub-double my usual rate. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
35 |
The treatment generally takes just ten sessions to wash away your fears. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
36 |
Remember, it's very important to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
37 |
Don't get into a lather, brush it off. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
38 |
Excessive shrinkage can be a normal variant. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
39 |
Dear Sir, do you finally feel ready to work the scabies? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
40 |
Let's get this done! I have other patients waiting... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
41 |
According to the ancients, you can wash away your fins. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
42 |
Expunging memories? Sorry, showers just won't work. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
43 |
Now that you're in hot water, you can try washing away those sins. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
44 |
I told you not to look at you're dog's facebook. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
45 |
Help me to understand how I remind you of your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
46 |
Vot shall vee touch on virst? Ze Oedipal? Ze Cain? Or zose pesky flaps above your thize? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
47 |
Could help to brush clean the bottom of your brain, too... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
48 |
Oh, cement boots so out of date now. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
49 |
Just do whatever you'd normally do. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
50 |
Tell me more about your lather. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
51 |
It's called extreme role-playing for a reason, Carl. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
52 |
Well, yes, I'll grant you that in this case the term 'shrinkage' is uniquely ironic. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
53 |
So you see the brush coming between you and the soap? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
54 |
Look, I know immersion therapy hasn't worked for you in the past. But now that we've moved beyond the metaphorical, I think you will see some real results. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
55 |
Doctor, it was the couch that smelled and not me. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
56 |
A telemarketer finds another way around the Do Not Call registry. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
57 |
C'mon, Mom said to scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
58 |
Yes, Duckie is gone... but he'd never have wanted you to give up bathing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
59 |
Your mother sent these over. We can talk more about Rubber Duckie when you finish your bath. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
60 |
Frankly after a hard day,I'd rather have a cocktail with my man-butler, than have him participate in my bath activity. A guy could get hurt! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
61 |
Let us take it one step at a time. You hold the soap. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
62 |
We can rule out free-floating anxiety. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
63 |
Therapy here relies upon your coming clean. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
64 |
I will scrub you with this soothing soap and all of your mental symptoms will disappear. Your anxious thoughts will go down the drain and never return. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
65 |
Your bath fetish needs a purpose. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
66 |
With our psychic cleansing package, the soap is extra. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
67 |
The bathtub time machine will help take us back to your childhood. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
68 |
Shuds up! My hydro-sessions only last 50 minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
69 |
The mean never feel clean |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
70 |
And on the count of three you will awake and feel clean. One, two.... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
71 |
Bruce, I know it's bath sex Wednesday but I have to work tonight. How do you think we can afford all those bath balls? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
72 |
Wash away your iniquity. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
73 |
I read somewhere that all of life's problems can be solved with a hot bath. It was on some super basic chick's Instagram, but I mean, whatever, worth a shot. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
74 |
I'm not sure that water treatment is right for your condition. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
75 |
Many patients are unhappy about being soaked, but it's an essential step in self cleansing therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
76 |
So, I think we may need to do this more than once a week... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
77 |
You're right. I don't feel dirty anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
78 |
you're sleeping on your side of the family tree tonight |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
79 |
It's the latest thing. We're calling it hydro-psychotherapy! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
80 |
no problem, we'll clean up your act. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
81 |
Yes, I said let’s go back to the beginning and you thought ‘amoeba’. Ok, let’s go with that... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
82 |
You're in hot water already so you might as well come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
83 |
Does this remind you of your first experience? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
84 |
Tell me about your exfoliant. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
85 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I told you to " relax " |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
86 |
Just hold still and I'll scrub all your problems away |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
87 |
It’s just that the couch is brand new. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
88 |
It's time to let go... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
89 |
I minored in theology, so yes you can wash away your sins. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
90 |
Remember to floss tonight |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
91 |
How many times must I tell you? No chewing on the furniture! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
92 |
Build it yourself, I don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
93 |
Birch, not elm. Birch is the color of our home. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
94 |
Frankly, my dear ... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
95 |
NO, Thats for the wall for the Mexican border. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
96 |
Don't bring your work home! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
97 |
Okay pal, just drop it! ... don't make me dam you with feint ways. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
98 |
One tree? Is that what you call busy? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
99 |
I've always hated you, Harold. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
100 |
You know they're taking down dams now, don'tcha? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
101 |
That branch doesn't conform to my wife's aesthetic ideals. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
102 |
Why do you need one that big? You only have two teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
103 |
I'd fight you for it if my dental insurance didn't just lapse. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
104 |
Dam it yourself, Edgar! Can't we ever just have a relaxing afternoon? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
105 |
I said I wanted a modern branch, not old growth! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
106 |
or the CO2 volume agreed with the Ranger the dam should reach 150 meters, it seems to me that you are using bushes rather than trunks. Get rid of oaks and fir trees. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
107 |
Better to live one day and be dammed than a thousand years as a tree! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
108 |
My house is not your house. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
109 |
I told you. No renovations! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
110 |
Forget the dam, the money's in the wall. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
111 |
Again with the stick? I asked for a pizza. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
112 |
When you invited me out to dinner, I didn't know I'd be going out on a limb. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
113 |
Eight hours and that's all you have to show for it!? What's her name, Hal? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
114 |
Well I'll be dammed. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
115 |
What are you trying to prove, Chuck? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
116 |
I'm the new neighbor. I thought I'd bring you something along. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
117 |
I told you we are going with tile flooring! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
118 |
You can't just floss. You have to brush too! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
119 |
That's the last time I'm leaving it to you. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
120 |
Put it down. I called dibs on that branch. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
121 |
Cut that out, mister, or your teeth are gonna stay that way!! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
122 |
Frankly, my dear, I don't...um...no...wait. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
123 |
With the lumber industry fighting NAFTA and subsequent duties, we can ill afford to take it across the border for our beaver hut. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
124 |
Okay, we can agree to disagree, but we are still NOT donating half of our living room to that wall! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
125 |
I sawed her first. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
126 |
Global warming...dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
127 |
It's easier if you put some grit into it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
128 |
All this to make one toothpick? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
129 |
I'm afraid we're out of time—we'll have to get to the loofah in our next session |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
130 |
When I told you to branch out, I didn't mean mine! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
131 |
See what happens when you don’t floss? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
132 |
Johnson and Johnson, Masters and Johnson: they all say use soap. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
133 |
Leaving the warmth, comfort, and security of your mother's womb is the first step in personal growth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
134 |
I hope this will bring you some warmth. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
135 |
How does losing your rubber ducky in the divorce settlement make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
136 |
No, no, no. It's aspen for the dam kitchen, not birch. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
137 |
Just relax, you’re getting soapy, very soapy … now, you’re feeling lonely,very lonely. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
138 |
I can tell you this, after 40-some years working as a Psychotherapist, people completely live in separate fantasies in their head. Soap? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
139 |
Soul cleansing is included but ego brushing is extra |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
140 |
One of Freud's early therapy failures. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
141 |
I'm ready! Show me the guilt. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
142 |
Actually, you are scheduled for a fifty minute shower. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
143 |
Can I interest you in agressive hydro-therapy? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
144 |
Go on. Pretend I'm your mommy for a moment and let it all out. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
145 |
ready for a scrub.... |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
146 |
I'll get your back again...when you tell me a little more about the break up. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
147 |
I don't really believe you're the kind of dirty that can't wash off. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
148 |
This was not what Clyde had in mind when his wife made an appointment for spa therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
149 |
This is a safe space to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
150 |
Dam, Daniel! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
151 |
Sure I serve the great unwashed. I just want them to wash first. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
152 |
Stop! This is a stick-up! |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
153 |
If you wanted a branch, you should have ordered one. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
154 |
"I'm telling you, 'size matters'"! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
155 |
Here's the toothpick that you wanted. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
156 |
Where are you going with the dam branch? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
157 |
I overlook you taking my morning paper, but you have crossed the line. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
158 |
It should make a great lintel. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
159 |
Dam good choice,dear! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
160 |
Dam it, you gnawty gnawty boy~~!! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
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You're missing the point. It's not how much "could" you chuck, it's how much "would" you chuck? |
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He’s way ahead of his time. |
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What about the infrastructure? |
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We're obviously beavers, but somehow need to make sure our log-jamming dialogue isn't just filled with single entendre pussy humor? |
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I just can't see it |
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Impressive but can he help us save on car insurance? |
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Think it's Bansky? |
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YOU tell him his line work's sloppy. |
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I think she's a creationist. |
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It only feels like regular water. |
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The doctor warned you about snacking between meals! |
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C'mon now, lets wash those blues away! |
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Next, we’ll see how deeply you want me to help you clean things up. |
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I said damn it all, not dam it all. |
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Measure twice , chew once . |
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I'm looking for a place to stay. Do you give a dam? |
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The bark's worse when you bite. |
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My dental floss is missing! |
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Hey, Beav, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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So you think that being a beaver is easy, if you're hungry you just eat a part of your home. |
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Put that back! We're not building a wall! |
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When this dam collapses and it will, they'll all sarcastically think 'leave it to beaver'! |
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should he be indicted for all the species he has harassed. |
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You are so romantic. Is this what they call "jumping the broom"? |
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I have a gnawing question. |
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Dam it, damn it! |
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As the saying goes, a bush in the mouth is worth two in the bird. |
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You're making us house poor. |
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I told you "oak", that's birch, take it back. |
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Now put the dam thing down, we need to talk! |
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Dam it, I told you not to bite off more than you can chew! |
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That is not part of the divorce agreement. |
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Are you going to eat all that? |
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Give me my dam branch back now! |
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Hey, buddy, where do you think you’re going with my living room? |
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Just because you cut it down doesn't make it yours. |
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Robert, I thought we had agreed on porcelain for the bathroom! |
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Hey, we are using only recycled wood now. |
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The problem, Frank, is your work ethic. You just don't seem to give a dam. |
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Isn't this the one that said "You've got something stuck in your teeth"? |
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Take that down to the river, dammit... |
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I'm tellin' ya, put it back right now |
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Leave it to beavers. |
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Mind your own dam business. |
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No! We said tax reform first, then infrastructure. |
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hey Beav, shouln't you ask dad before you give that to Edddie Haskell? |
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You gonna waste that piece on Trump's wall too? |
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And you speak softly, too. I like that. |
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The Judge said I get half of everything. |
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I thought I told you, Arnold. Measure twice, cut once. |
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Prenup clearly states 'branches gnawed before termination event in no circumstances are quasi-community property.' |
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Get your buckteeth out of my dam log |
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Hold on, You’ve got something stuck between your teeth. |
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We will have more trees if NAFTA is cancelled. |
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Be sure to make it strong enough to withstand climate change. |
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Incessant chewing, this is a preexisting condition. Claim rejected. |
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You see, I thought the bath would calm you down. |
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I had no idea depth psychotherapy involved getting soaked! |
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the hour is up, pull the drain, scrub the conversation. next week, we'll build a bridge over your troubled waters |
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Now that you are comfortable, let's talk about your childhood. |
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Sooo...can I scrub your back?" "Are you sure this is a common treatment method for anxiety attacks?" "Of course, trust me! Didn't you see all my degrees on the wall!? |
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You chew like a squirrel on steroids. |
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Go dam'it Beaver |
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I'm a germaphobe, too. |
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Listen Son. Don't you think it would be easier if you bathed at home from now on? |
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Here. Wake up. You seem pretty immersed in that wet dream. |
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Sir...., doctors always scrub in!! |
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I call it "Immersive Therapy", why? |
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Don't worry, I'm a doctor |
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Donald, you need to start pulling your weight around here. Puerto Rico needs a new power dam. |
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You can stop chucking. It was a rhetorical question. |
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Take it from me, kit, the one lesson I've learned is that being eager isn't worth a damn! |
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Neglecting the importance of life in the uterus and cleanliness, has limited the effectivness of psychoanalysis. |
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Now we are going to scrub those insecurities away. |
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But don’t you see – if the bat had hit the ball this way, it would have gone foul and ba-ding - Mets win. |
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Can I suggest a larger glass of wine to go with the menu? |
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Is this emotionally warming? |
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You call this the "start-up" you have been working on?! |
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Put down the log son, or I'll confiscate your entire 'Leave it to Beaver' DVD collection. |
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Hey, I think you've chucked enough wood for one day! |
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Lift with your legs, not your back! |
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A little sharper point this time |
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Just the branches stupid! |
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Enough with the busy work. |
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Producing that inconsequential portion thereof does not constitute "giving a dam," counsel! |
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Melvin, put that down, you don't need anymore fiber in your diet. |
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Frankly, my dear ... |
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Dam it! |
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Build your own dam wall! |
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I wonder if this dude gives drawing lessons. |
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Let him finish; then we'll take credit. |
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Unlike other publications, we don't make mistakes. |
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Fake news. |
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I told you not to go beyond "sit" and "stay"! |
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Primitive Art |
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Wood you please pass that over? |
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Calling yourself a vegan only counts if you are not a herbivore to begin with. |
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This way you don't have to dream about drowning. |
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Dr. Lechter, I think this water is too hot. |
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getting warmer ... but you also must floss |
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Today, let’s try to scratch a bit below the surface. |
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This bathtub is my psychiatrist's assistant. |
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I'll grab you two towels for the hot dog treatment and then a cold shower with meatballs. |
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The truth will come out if I rub it in. |
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Fight your programming...just give me the stick for safekeeping. |
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2 For 1 Rinse your body, while we clean your soul |
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We've done all that can be done with your mind. Now we must scrub the other parts of your body. |
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There are no dirty thoughts. Just dirty old men. Start scrubbing. |
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I concur - you are in hot water. |
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It's either this or the tiny washcloth. |
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Tell me again about your favorite bath toys. |
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Imagine you're going through the birth tunnel. |
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I'm afraid our time is up. |
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The bar of soap represents renewal... the son supplants his father. The brush, well, sometimes a brush is just a brush. |
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At least the blood wont literally be on your hands anymore. |
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First hot olive oil exfoliation, then herbal deep colon irrigation. |
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I charge $200 an hour plus the towel fee. |
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Two hundred dollars an hour to ‘soak my troubles’ away? |
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Don't forget to wash between your ears. |
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Sometimes a bathtub is just a bathtub. |
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You think this is hard, wait till you have to brush your teeth! |
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I'm on standby in case your glasses fog up. |
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The couch is coming Thursday. |
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You appear to exhibit an excessive amount of juices to stew in. |
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I have found it to be the most effective method for letting off steam. Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA |
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I think I'm starting to reevaluate my therapist kink. |
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Now that you've reached your safe place in the initial stage we can move on to the next step. |
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I try to give all my patients a clean start |
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Ok Dr., now that you've scratched my back, I'll start yours. |
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It's a process. You have to do the work. |
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This will help wash away your neurotic guilty pleasures. |
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OK, you wanted to experience submersion therapy. Can we do it my way now? |
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We start gently like this. We keep Waterboarding just for those issues that are seriously hard to talk about |
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Sorry, zee rubber ducky called to cancel. |
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Two more men will join you soon... |
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Rub a dub dub, here comes the scrub. |
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And when I gave you the blow-up pillow, how did that make you feel? |
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No sir, this is not a brainwashing... |
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Just imagine, you're in the ocean. Don't fight it. You can swim if you try. |
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And, what would mommy say? |
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Tell me about the temperature. How does it make you feel? |
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Were there any significant loofah in your childhood? |
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Now, I want you to gently descrub your feelings for me. |
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Sometimes a vash brush is just a vash brush. |
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I believe I’m in the best position to know when you are ready for a bubble bath. |
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You've got my back Doc? |
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To love others you must first wash yourself |
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I think it's time that you come clean about what's really bothering you, Bill |
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Can you add some bubbles first? |
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Consider my office your home away from home. |
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We need to review your expectations for this session. |
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This really isn't what I had in mind when I said you needed to relax during our sessions... |
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After this we will work on your potty issues. |
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Sorry for the late start, my last session ran a little over. |
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Now repeat after me: "I cannot boil the ocean." |
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Don't you worry about this brainwashing I'm giving you. |
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Ze ''Superego'' iz complazent. We wash ze ''id'' with ze long brush and uze zoap for ze private partz. |
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I can't believe bubble bath is twenty bucks extra. |
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No amount of bathing can scrub away the results from last November. |
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You need to make a “clean” break with these troubling issues. |
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Crazy bath |
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Let's not allow this session to get too heated |
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We're going to clean up your act, Mr. Driscoll. |
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Sometimes a bath is just a bath |
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Although I'm your therapist, don't blame me for shrinkage. |
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I think I have the tools to help you bring that to the surface. |
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A bubble bath is after next weeks therapy. |
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This bath will be very therapeutic for your Oedipus complexion. |
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Frankly your take on full immersion therapy is all wet I'm afraid, Doctor! |
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I told her I didn't want to go but this is ridiculous! |
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I'm fully certified in Rational-Immersion Therapy. |
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Super man off duty |
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This is what happens when you skip your regular session. |
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Now, let's vash avay da memories... |
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An OCD house call, okay; but for brushing you, call a pet groomer. |
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Might as well keep the parts they envy nice and clean |
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Fifty minutes, or until you're pruney. |
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I like my clients clean before I bleed them. |
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In my brand of analysis, you need to come clean about every part of yourself |
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Your wife called. You're in hot water with her, too. |
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I know I'm up to my neck in hot water, why do you think I'm here??? |
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You're in hot water, but you have a chance to come clean. |
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Let's dive deeper. |
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It's not about the bark...everything doesn't have to be about bark! |
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I thought you were aspen-free. |
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I told you birch, I'm allergic to willow. |
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You always manage to get the bigger piece--you're very a-gnaw-ing. |
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You know I put Crazy Glue on there, right? |
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Still working on that dam project, I suppose? |
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'Spare me the toothy grin, Larry. That log has my miter saw carved all over it.' |
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Move that over there |
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The irony of this situation may be hard for you to comprehend. |
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You better not leave that to Beaver! |
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You got something stuck in your teeth. |
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I don't give a dam! |
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Try it with arugula--best pond to table. |
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We’re not going to anlebto build a wall on our southern border that way. |
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We haven’t got all day , hurry up dammit |
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Stop! You're building a wall on the wrong border. |
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No I will NOT speak softly, Theodore... And put down that big stick! |
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Look, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're barking up the wrong tree. |
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Don’t worry our descendants will still give us credit. |
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Give me that log. Don't you know it's knot poplar? |
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Don't bite off more than you can chew. |
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We will not pay for your dam. |
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You and your dam excuses! |
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The "reclaimed wood" motif is over, baby! |
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You're eating us out of house and home! |
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I keep forgetting why we do this. |
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Work, work, work. Same dam thing day after day. |
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Now chuck it! |
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I gnawed it down. I should get the first bite. |
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That's my shtick |
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This may take forever . . . that bark is bigger than your bite! |
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I don't give a dam about your excuses! |
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Take that back, you know pine doesn't match my decor of oak and willow! |
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Stop making ripples on my side of the pond! |
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Drop it! I'm EPA. |
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Excuse me! I'm trying to watch Stranger Things. |
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You think those things grow on trees or something? |
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Can you please chew with your mouth closed? |
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According to the city we need a permit for that branches |
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Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend a different branch. |
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Careful. It's not gluten-free. |
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I asked you to Dam It.... Not God |
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You could of least told me that you were having another litter! |
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I can't deal with your obsessive compulsive disorder of rearranging the dam any longer |
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Build that damn wall! |
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Harvey, I think it's best we don't use couches anymore. |
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Today, we're going to try something new! |
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Here. Use these for those hard-to-reach happy places. |
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Don't be so uptight. Marat didn't have an analyst or a pillow. |
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Our time's ip, Mr. Peterson. Next week we'l try adding the rubber ducky. |
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Careful getting out so you don't make a Freudian slip. |
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It's the latest in cogni-tub therapy. |
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I usually have 3 men in tub on scrubbing sessions. |
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Okay, are we ready to wash those demons right of your hair? |
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I realize you find me at times abrasive. |
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''Dry off. your hour is up." |
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Don't throw the baby steps out with the bathwater. |
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Are you ready for a good analogy? |
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Many of my clients says this helps the problems wash away. |
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What if we try to cleanse them away before drowning them? |
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I understand this is called somatic-work. |
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Now, tell me about your fear of water. |
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Relax and visualize not losing the soap in the water. You can do this. I'm right here. The brush is optional. |
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I was told to see the branch manager, would that be you? |
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The superego at 117 degrees Fahrenheit, like the ravenous heat-sensitive bedbug it is, bites the big one. So again, what is it you were saying about your father? |
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I've always wanted to be a figure drawing model...but I'm feeling a little vulnerable. |
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Out on a limb" dummy, not "chew off a limb. |
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I've had enough of your dam excuses. |
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You've got something in your teeth. |
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Is that all you can carry, you wimp? You'll be my first tweet tomorrow. |
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The dam's the other way . . . you smarmy capitalist. |
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Hold it mister, you said I could have Formica in the kitchen. |
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No, I will not be dammed. |
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You know I hate knotty pine paneling. |
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To be honest, today I just don't give a damn! |
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Alright, wiseguy, where is the rest of the tree? |
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So I says to the river "You're dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't!" |
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There a border dispute,they want to down south for a wall. |
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Is that gluten-free? |
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Gnaw! Let me show you how. |
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DAM it! I "saw" that log first! |
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He says he wants feedback, but he's not as thick skinned as you'd think. |
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She thinks the smartest should be on top of the evolutionary pyramid. But we can take care of that. |
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The bath is $75 an hour. But Soap’s $25 and the brush is $50. |
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When I asked if you were going to eat that you said 'naw'! |
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Soap is the cure for stench. |
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First, we'll have to scrub away the shame and guilt in order to get inside to the real you. |
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Just let it all soak in, Mr. Gacy. |
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If I bath you, I have to bring in my nurse, and then, you'll have to pay her to. Your choice |
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A good first step would be stop calling that water you're wallowing in your "self-pity." |
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Build that damn wall! |
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I Was Dreaming I Was Swimming. |
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Hmmph! Put down that branch! You know that Trump is opposed to a "big stick" policy! |
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So this is Immersion therapy. How do you feel about it? |
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Sorry, Dr. Freud won't be back til next week. |
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Well, I think we’ve entered the transference phase of your treatment for compulsive cleanliness... |
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Now, let’s scrub that psyche. |
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We’re going to scrub a dub dub all those negative self image voices away. |
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Can I scrub out some information now? |
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Now I will scrub you clean of all your dirty memories. |
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You're not so hot. |
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Dream on dirty boy and do tell the dirtiest |
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Heavy water therapy--it's the new, clear option. |
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Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes? |
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I've actually only passed the Bar exam. For the Brush you'll need to see a specialist. |
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Diagnosis: you're all wet! |
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As waters break, you slide deeper and deeper towards the bristles .... |
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Soakanalysis |
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And how does that make you feel, with 1 being slightly shriveled and 10 being downright pruney? |
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Now, let's take you back to the scene where you met H. |
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Ok, that's the hydro covered now let's start on the therapy. |
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Your fear of commitment will be a thing of the past with this new phobia-replacement treatment... |
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I've told you, in order for this therapy to work, you've got to come clean with me. |
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Yes, you must relive the filth of your origin and then we will wash away your sins and you will be reborn in perfection. By the way, did you leave a credit card with the receptionist. |
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Reality therapy cleanses the whole person! |
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Self-esteem sponge or a schizophrenic scrub? |
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It's the latest version of hydrotherapy. |
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Just a few more minutes before we get to work. |
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Do you still mourn for the duck? |
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If I only listened to Dr. Noah |
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And how does that feel? |
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Freud, Shmoid. Vee find zat der inhibitions are erased mit a gut bath. |
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You are a fine broth of a lad. |
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Your psychotherapy will only work if you come clean with me. |
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You may have taken a bath on that deal, but with your other earnings it should all come out in the wash. |
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Now, let's turn that frown upside down. I say if when you're emotionally underwater is a perfect time for a little spiritual cleansing! |
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So tell me about your compulsive hand washing. |
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what does this tepid bath and scrub brush make you feel? |
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Care for soap and a luffa while we explore the cesspool that is your life? |
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Cleanse the body, then cleanse the mind -- Psych 101. |
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Rub-a-dub-dub therapy has proven effective as now you are down to one. |
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Are you ready to confront your privacy issue with the brush I had with your insurance company after they accused me of giving you a soaking. |
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You can just pee in there, I change the water for every patient. |
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there's no point just stewing about it |
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(Singing) "I decided long ago, never to die anyone's bathtub..." |
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Professional detachment is necessary for treatment Mr. Jones. But, I am not a loofah. |
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Welcome to your first quid pro quo session. Let's get started" |
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You can add the bubbles once you've reached enlightenment. |
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but get your chompers off my log! |
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Its "Office Bathing", stress reduction, the city version of Forest Bathing.... |
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My new soap and scrub technique is designed to rid you of those nasty memories. |
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It's called spachology. |
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And what did your mother do to you when the bar of Ivory sank? |
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Clean mind...Clean body...Take your pick. |
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Frankly my dear I don't give a damn for your dam. |
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Tell me more about these three men in the tub with you going “rubs dub dub.” |
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Scrub away your superego. |
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"Tell me what you did with the little ruby ducks and then I'll scrub your back". |
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492 |
To scrub, or not to scrub? When did you first have these feelings? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
493 |
Now do you understand why I only take cash? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
494 |
Its time to come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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0 |
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495 |
I didn't think you would be so literal when I said I want to wash away my sins |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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496 |
Donald, you CAN bathe without your rubber ducky, but you have to WANT to bathe without your rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
497 |
This hydrotherapy comes with a cleaning! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
498 |
You're too eager! Dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
499 |
We've done a lot of therapy now it's time for some brainwashing |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
500 |
Do you really want me to rub in your fears? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
501 |
No, Sigmund Freud has never spoke about salts bath or Jacuzzi |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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502 |
...and so that's why I call this type of hydrotherapy "the Mueller". |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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503 |
Me say, "we learn more words would make more sense," not "wood make more tents". |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
0 |
504 |
Next time, you speak softly, and I'll carry the big stick. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
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0 |
0 |
505 |
It's at this point in the thereputic process that I recommend that you go soak your head. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
506 |
You sure that want your rubber ducky? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
507 |
Think back. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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19 |
0 |
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508 |
Today, we’re going to purify your thoughts...literally. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
509 |
Now remember, there is nothing wrong for a man giving another man a rubdown. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
510 |
Tell me more about the dream you had with the two other men. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
511 |
This is not how I imagine a spa therapy to be like... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
512 |
I think you made your point. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
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513 |
You young whippersnappers don't know nothin' about work. Took you all morning to get that pathetic little twig off'a the tree. For Pete's sake. Ya gotta put some tooth into it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
514 |
Have you washed your conscience clean yet? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
515 |
Now that your conscious is clean, let's get behind the ears. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
516 |
My contract with your behavioral health provider has just added a mandatory personal hygiene rider. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
517 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I decided to "cleanse my soul". |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
518 |
Just remember, when you're up to your neck in it, I've got your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
519 |
We've found this to be more effective than The Hot Seat |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
520 |
Perhaps it's time for a clean break. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
521 |
I'd say you are in pretty hot water.... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
522 |
You can leave if you want, but that stays |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
523 |
Tell me about your wet dreams and then we'll clean you up. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
524 |
Tell me all of your dirty little secrets. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
525 |
Many of my patients get a soaking for this kind of therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
526 |
Five minutes left. Time to wash out your mouth. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
527 |
I'm sorry, we're out of time. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
528 |
Psychotherapy? I'm sorry, you misheard. I got my doctorate in Spa Therapy. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
529 |
My bath therapy usually drowns all your problems. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
530 |
No permit, no building. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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0 |
531 |
It's not brain wash. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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0 |
0 |
532 |
PSYCHOHYDROTHERAPY |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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533 |
After fifteen minutes, you forget everything. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
534 |
I got your back, just let it out. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
535 |
Und now for zis year vee try zee soap..yah? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
536 |
Sorry, but this session should help you with your fear of not being able to swim! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
537 |
In today's session I would like to explore your darkest recesses. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
538 |
And when Rubber Ducky left because you were too high maintenance, how did that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
539 |
Scrub, scrub, scrub your brain gently down the drain.... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
540 |
Maybe we should try something new today. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
541 |
The water couch has a leak. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
542 |
At your parent's age, it is wonderful they still have an active sex life! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
543 |
Spill your feelings. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
544 |
And, of course, Psyche Wash is on my website. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
545 |
Would you not agree, Brian? It is a rather small and insignificant loofah. Now, slowly...take it from my hand... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
546 |
Inside The Actor's Bathroom: I'm your host, James Lipton. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
547 |
Not much I can do to help you out of the hot water you're in. But maybe this soap and brush can clean things up a bit. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
548 |
It helped Archimedes discover water displacement, it can help you get through your marital troubles |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
549 |
Scrub those inhibitions. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
550 |
If my medical water doesn't dissolve your dirty thoughts, I can apply these therapeutic aids. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
551 |
Come clean about your childhood problems. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
552 |
Are we in hot water again Sir? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
553 |
If you are coming to a psychiatrist, you must come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
554 |
Sorry, the rubber duck drowned last week. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
555 |
As my dearly beloved mother used to say. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
556 |
Trust me, I am the father of "Apothecary" therapy. I'am sure you will find it cleansing for the soul. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
557 |
I did not spend all those years in school for this! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
558 |
The rubber ducky is not part of the session. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
559 |
I know you're awash in misery. Help begins with scrubbing your own back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
560 |
I know you were expecting a loofah, but I promise the soap is fancy enough for us to make some real progress. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
561 |
Sure, that's great for the incisors, but you still gotta floss for the sawdust under the gums. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
562 |
This is a National Forest, you know! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
563 |
I just keep thinking, there must be a better way to make a pencil. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
564 |
We are not obstructionists! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
565 |
What did you think I meant by 'brainwashing'? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
566 |
Stop bringing work home with you. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
567 |
You have something in your teeth! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
568 |
You’ve been gerrymandering this river. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
569 |
You can keep the river property, but I get the dam house. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
570 |
Aha, another snack between meals. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
571 |
If the Executive branch won't stop you, then ledges later, damn it! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
572 |
I told you, I have a coupon for the building center! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
573 |
I think we're ready to go deep. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
574 |
Hey! I saw that room partition first! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
575 |
I feel uncomfortable with this, Mr. Weinstein. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
576 |
I don’t know Doc...should I drown myself in my sorrows? Or can you help me brush them off? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
577 |
While you undergo this new kind of hydrotherapy I will be cleansing your soul... and your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
578 |
This is a new treatment. Back in the womb therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
579 |
I think the ink blots will scrub right off. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
580 |
Now you try walking on water. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
581 |
It's time to wash those blues away. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
582 |
Hydrotherapy for my passive-aggressive patients. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
583 |
At this point, I'm honestly not sure who is crazier. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
584 |
After I scrub your back we’ll proceed with the shock treatment. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
585 |
We'll be dammed if you do and damned if you don't. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
586 |
Wake up little one, time for Mommie to scrub you clean. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
587 |
Be careful you don't slip. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
588 |
I still feel dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
589 |
Now wash your mom right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
590 |
It’s not alternative therapy. You’re just dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
591 |
It’s a prelude to brain-washing |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
592 |
" I liked working with dead bodies so much in Mortician school I went right into private practice Spa-Therapy"! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
593 |
So, in your dream you were Jean-Paul Marat? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
594 |
Don’t even think about it, Harvey. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
595 |
Trust me, no one can see you Tub Wetting... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
596 |
HEY, clean up your thoughts so we can continue our water therapy |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
597 |
19 years of therapy; sometimes I think you're trying soak me! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
598 |
Well my wall is going to be HUGE and beautiful and you will never going to be able to past it. Oh, and you are going to pay for it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
599 |
So, let's continue our role-play. You'll be Vladimir Putin, and I'll be Donald Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
600 |
When I said I wanted you to be comfortable, Dave, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
601 |
Now don't make it a habit |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
602 |
Ok, I've scrubbed the negative reviews, so you don't need to pull the plug, |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
603 |
IS THIS WHY YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED?? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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0 |
0 |
604 |
And you'll want to scrub especially carefully around your sensitive ego... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
605 |
Now we'll see who gets to call who “shrink". |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
606 |
Now, Herr Schmidt, you're going to vash zhat man right out of your hair! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
607 |
These are here for your use. I'm going to step out for a few moments and will knock before I reenter. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
608 |
I draw the line at washing your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
609 |
You won't miss the rubber ducky after a few more sessions. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
610 |
Before we begin, I want you to wash away any negative feelings from your past |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
611 |
No, this is not part of the analysis. You just really smell. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
612 |
Yes, I did attend Bath Spa University. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
613 |
Freudian slip. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
614 |
It's the new psychobubble treatment. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
615 |
Your id needs a scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
616 |
While a hot bath may soothe the anxious Ego, a hard back scrub will elicit the Id. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
617 |
Life is so much better when we talk |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
618 |
"We do not need to scrub your body, we need to scrub your filthy mind." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
619 |
Don't splash. This carpet is $100 a yard. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
620 |
And now, I want you to wash your cares away. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
621 |
Bubbles aren't covered by your insurance." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
622 |
I'm not actually a shrink. But I can still wash your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
623 |
Look what you made me do. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
624 |
You're getting pruney. You're getting verrrrry pruney. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
625 |
Try not to get soap phobia |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
626 |
I will now scrub your back to relieve the last of your anxieties |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
627 |
If you close your eyes, I'm certain it will feel more like mommy's womb. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
628 |
I really only wanted to cleanse my mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
629 |
Sometimes a full body wash by a man is just a full body wash by a man. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
630 |
I think you'll find my spa treatments very therapeutic. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
631 |
You can't get 'em clean without a brush and soap no matter what your mother said. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
632 |
At $350 an hour you could at least include bubbles. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
633 |
The tiramisu serves a hundred. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
634 |
So, you're still accused of being all wet. Huh? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
635 |
You can clean up what you say. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
636 |
Sometimes a bath brush is just a bath brush. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
637 |
Remember acceptance? You weren't transported to the womb, but you still get a nice bath. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
638 |
Zis is submersion therapy. Now I will procced with cleansing you of all troubles. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
639 |
It's about time you came clean |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
640 |
I think we should discuss your interpretation of the concept "immersion therapy." |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
641 |
Now recall your childhood and your mouth being washed out with soap. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
642 |
I feel I need to clarify that it's still a 50-minute hour. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
643 |
You seem steamed |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
644 |
It's cheaper than the Ritz. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
645 |
Why water-emersion psychotherapy? His problems started after his wife’s water birth. Apparently the placenta stayed in his hands & the baby sank... If this doesn’t work, I have a brush to give him a spanking ..... |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
646 |
Let the bath water be your self pity and these your festering resentments. See you next Tuesday. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
647 |
What did you think I meant when I said: "Cleanse your mind of dirty thoughts?" |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
648 |
It's a new technique to boost self-esteem, you know: cleanliness is next to godliness. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
649 |
RUB-A-DUB-DUB. MY TURN IN THE TUB |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
650 |
No, home tub phobia is quite common. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
651 |
Now let's continue from our last session. Tell me more about your feelings of inadequacy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
652 |
And how long have you had the feeling of being all washed up? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
653 |
Try these for getting your father's controlling narcissism off your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
654 |
Now tell daddy you’re not too big to wash in the sink. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
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655 |
Please stop focusing on what you've done in the past. This is a more authentic approach to immersion therapy. |
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0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
656 |
I don't want to talk about my mother |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
657 |
Freudian therapy, before the discovery of the sub-conscious. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
658 |
I think I left the iron on. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
659 |
It's all-inclusive. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
660 |
I love the innovativeness of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
661 |
Once your delusion is over, I hope you can see yourself in some dry clothes. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
0 |
0 |
662 |
We'll start the hard work once you're pruney. |
1.0000 |
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18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
663 |
. . . and vhen vee scrub de mind sufficiently . . . |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
664 |
Brainwashed |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
665 |
There's something you need to get off your chest. I'll take care of your back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
666 |
I hope that's water in there. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
667 |
...and what did your mother do now? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
668 |
And you still think you smell like your ex-wife? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
669 |
Finally, a way to hypnotize that works! |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
670 |
Would you mind if I loosened my tie now? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
671 |
You will feed better when you come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
672 |
Let’s try to begin. House calls are extra. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
673 |
First, we discuss excessive multi-tasking .... then you get these back. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
674 |
As a student, Dr. Stein didn't think he needed to read the chapter on immersion therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
675 |
First you scrub off all the filthy germs, then we'll talk about your OCD. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
676 |
Beavers create ecosystems. We do not build walls. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
677 |
Just gnaw it. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
678 |
I like to interpret an eddy in the stream of consciousness as a time for reflection and deep cleaning |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
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18 |
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0 |
679 |
Now, we're going to scrub out all those dark crevices of your mind, |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
680 |
To begin with, therapy is a cleansing process . . . |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
681 |
It's time to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
682 |
Think of it as your id |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
683 |
What did you think I meant by immersion therapy? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
684 |
How should I couch this ? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
685 |
This should put a stop to your fear of drowning dreams. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
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686 |
You know, there are limits to my accommodating your narcissistic sense of entitlement. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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687 |
so you are afraid the new tax may create a "soak the rich movement?" |
1.0000 |
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0 |
0 |
688 |
So, how's that working for you? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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689 |
My advice is to cleanse away those drowning thoughts |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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690 |
So, just how long have you been wetting your pants? |
1.0000 |
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23 |
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0 |
691 |
Your O.C.D. is clearly just in your head Mr. Wilkins. |
1.0000 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
692 |
Okay. How about just the soap? You can still hold it with one hand. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
693 |
It's time to take your immersion therapy to the next step. |
1.0000 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
694 |
Listen, if doctors can do house visits, so can therapists, Carl. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
695 |
Sometimes a warm bath is just a warm bath. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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0 |
0 |
696 |
I am trying the frog in boiling water approach. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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0 |
0 |
697 |
Not sure how much I'm helping, but let me know if you'd like me to do your back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
698 |
Agreed. This beats last week's session on the toilet. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
699 |
It’s your decision whether you want your back scrubbed or to play with your toy boat. |
1.0000 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
700 |
So many tears - I'm worried about my carpet |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
701 |
Yes, I understand. You are no longer part of his team. Here, scrub and tell me all about it... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
702 |
In fourteen days you will no longer fear water. Eighteen max. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
703 |
This is the real reason we’re called shrinks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
704 |
It is my professional opinion that you only require the "aroma therapy " package. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
705 |
Now, sing a few bars of , "Always look on the bright side of life" as you scrub away all that negativity. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
706 |
You just need to wash that guy right outta' your hair! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
707 |
We've now come to the essence of bathtub-choice therapy: Do you want the hard scrub, or the soft soap? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
708 |
How's that workin' for ya? You want me to add some epsom salts? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
709 |
It's a new form of therapy. I call it 'Washy Washy, Why Do You Hate Your Mother?'. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
710 |
Now let's go back to your dream in which I have a bathtub in my office. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
711 |
I'm feeling pretty, pretty, pretty clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
712 |
Do you feel anything bubbling up to the surface? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
713 |
"No worries. You will NOT be thrown out with the bathwater again !". |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
714 |
Trust me, it wasn't one of your delusions; it was a real skunk. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
715 |
Yes, I said come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
716 |
How do you feel about someone you don't know scrubbing your back? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
717 |
Yes, Id shrinks. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
718 |
You only pay for the brush, the soap is free in water therapy! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
719 |
I can see your problems are behind you. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
720 |
Even earlier Freud: "I put the soap under your foot when you try to stand up and then you say the first thing that pops into your head." |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
721 |
You'll have to scrub your own back. I'm a few credits short of that certification. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
722 |
I told you that hydrotherapy would keep you quite all right |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
723 |
When you get out of tub, I'll take off my clothes and give you a massage. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
724 |
Now, about your rubber ducky dream.... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
725 |
Mr. Therapist, is this really necessary? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
726 |
Any last words? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
727 |
Since you haven't been telling me the whole truth, Mr. Miller, I'm offering you a chance to come clean. And your mother said to pay special attention to your back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
728 |
I guess I shouldn't have said we could "literally' wash away your guilt. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
729 |
I like to call it a Freudian Soap |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
730 |
My turn. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
731 |
Cold water? That's why they call me a shrink. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
732 |
Ready to face your dirt? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
733 |
And how does that warm water make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
734 |
Sometimes a bar of soap is just a bar a soap. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
735 |
We'll talk about it when you cool off. How does that make you feel ? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
736 |
To clear your mind , we must first cleanse the body! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
737 |
Due to a pre existing condition, John was in a pool of his own |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
738 |
it get's easier with practice |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
739 |
Man in Bathtub. Waterboarding guilt therapy session. waterboarding guilt therapy session. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
740 |
Sometimes a loofah is just a loofah. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
741 |
Fear of heights? ... Oh, I thought you had a fear of water. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
742 |
Pass the soap? No soap, radio! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
743 |
Hmm. So you forgot to bring a towel. I wonder what that means... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
744 |
Mental hygiene starts at session two. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
745 |
I call it washing away your fears. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
746 |
That's the thing about therapy, you gotta come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
747 |
Go ahead, but we're still not paying for it. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
748 |
Today, you regress to the womb. Next week: further back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
749 |
Referenced from the chapter “Recovery of the Sex Dream” in The Psychoanalyst's Guide to Quick Fixes. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
750 |
Trust me. This will jump start the transference/counter-transference dynamics in a big way. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
751 |
There is a certain amount of self-help involved with my therapies. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
752 |
Okay. After a scrubbing-down, I’m going to provide you with some snorkeling equipment that – |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
753 |
Go get your own treats and leave the Dam alone. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
754 |
Yes, it is less awkward with the couch, but the multitasking potential has me sold. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
755 |
Harvey, when you said you wanted me to help you clean up your act, this isn't exactly what I had in mind... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
756 |
Sometimes a bath is only a bath. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
757 |
Congratultions, chicken soup immersion therapy is not for everyone. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
758 |
Show me a dirty man and I will cure him for you |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
759 |
Today we will regress to the Eocene Epoch to see if we can reach the source of your compulsive rock scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
760 |
Have we gotten to the bottom of it yet? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
761 |
For $40 extra, your psychohydro cleanse becomes a spa day. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
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23 |
0 |
0 |
762 |
You said you wanted to clean your concience. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
763 |
Would you like I should massage your ego? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
764 |
Don't you know it's preferable to floss? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
765 |
Didn't I tell you Mr. Klein, "either change your ways or you'll wind up in hot water"? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
766 |
Here, maybe this flat rock and over-sized toothbrush will help. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
767 |
I can't tell you what's in the bath or the soap, but I guarantee this will eliminate the skunk smell. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
768 |
Rub a dub dub, scrub away your guilt! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
769 |
It’s either me, or him. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
770 |
Did you remember to check the elastic modulus? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
771 |
I told you I wanted birch, go back and don't forget the bread and eggs either. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
772 |
Anyway, this whole area will be under water in 20 years. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
773 |
Turn around mister and put that back on my dam exactly where you found it! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
774 |
I think it will be worth more if the artist is dead |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
775 |
No, remember: I'm the brains. You're the brawn. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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24 |
0 |
0 |
776 |
Hey pal, I think you got a little something stuck between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
777 |
One more log and YOU keep it clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
778 |
I had that for lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
779 |
Go back and do it again, and this time you better look more eager. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
780 |
If they're all this small, we'll never finish that damn dam. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
781 |
I will build a great dam, and salmon will pay for it. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
782 |
Bark tastes worse when you bite. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
783 |
Another notch cast in stone. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
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24 |
0 |
0 |
784 |
Not so eager! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
785 |
Secretary Zinke said he will pay us for every tree we can gnaw down in the National Parks. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
786 |
Damn, damn damn!!! I am NOT paying for another pair of braces for you!! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
787 |
You can have your hunch back, I have my own. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
788 |
It clearly states in the divorce papers that I get the last branch! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
789 |
An American's perspective of Canadians. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
790 |
I warned you about branching out on your own. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
791 |
For once can you stop being so damn Canadian! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
792 |
You seem a little too eager. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
793 |
I said damn you, not dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
794 |
Take it back. I can smell that GMO from here. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
795 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
796 |
You have something between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
797 |
No, I said Damn it! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
798 |
Don't be a tree hogger. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
799 |
Don't you ever get tired of Branch for Brunch? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
800 |
Hey! I wanted that for the teepee. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
801 |
This is not a substitute for flossing! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
802 |
Didn't anyone ever tell you that you shouldn't give a woman something practical for her birthday? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
803 |
We’re calling a contractor this time! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
804 |
We call it mental hygiene |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
805 |
No, this is not where we floss. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
806 |
You still have to floss! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
807 |
That branch has my tooth marks on it. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
808 |
How many times have I asked you not to bring work home with you? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
809 |
I don't care if it's a famous tongue-twister, it's offensive to woodchucks! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
810 |
The orthodontist said that's a no-no. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
811 |
This new format helps you wash it all away. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
812 |
Can't you see how wrong it is to ask me to do that, Mr. Weinstein? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
813 |
We’ve found this therapy most effective for people suffering from the last election. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
814 |
When the moment is right, tell me how it feels to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
815 |
Either come clean or its waterboarding |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
816 |
Take this chicken bouillon and loofah—you feel the stress just melt away. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
817 |
Maybe now I can help you to come clean |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
818 |
I'm here to assist you in the cleansing process. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
819 |
Less self-absorbed, you won't feel so wet. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
820 |
A clean body nurtures a clean soul. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
821 |
Why? Everything isn't all about you, you narcissist. I'm germaphobe, bro. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
822 |
Pretend I'm your mom. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
823 |
I’ll give you a rub while we wait for the other two. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
824 |
I can't absolve you until I know you're clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
825 |
I sadly am a Shrink. Not a Sink. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
826 |
All this education and I'm suppose to scrub your back? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
827 |
This is just a precaution since you said you had wounds that weren’t healing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
828 |
I don't need a scrubbing I want my rubber duckie |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
829 |
I shall have to go deep below the surface to address your oedipal complex. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
830 |
Lesson number one - never, ever trust a bubble. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
831 |
You're gonna need a bigger tub, Chief Brady. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
832 |
Oh my...he's recording our existence! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
833 |
If he thinks this is gonna stop us from eating him, he’s got another thing coming. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
834 |
One year of art school and he thinks he's the next famous graffiti artist. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
835 |
His work is ok, but I he doesn't seem to be evolving. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
836 |
A thousand years from now we’ll get the credit |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
837 |
Maybe cleaning yourself of filth will help. |
1.0000 |
0.02899 |
35 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
838 |
That branch was on my property line and I know it! |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
839 |
“I don’t know about you but I particulary enjoy his bold use of color and the inherent power in his brushstrokes |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
840 |
What's in it for me if I scratch your back? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
841 |
Well I'll be damned undammed, if I let you get away with this! |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
842 |
The aroma therapy is for me. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
843 |
Considering that the next step is shock therapy, if I were you, I would see if soaping up and brushing away might work. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
844 |
Trust me, I’m a doctor |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
845 |
We’ve had some complaints that our hot tub therapy sessions are too intimate. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
846 |
We’re going to try an alternative to your rubber duck for this week’s immersion therapy session. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
847 |
Nope won't be any Freudian slips here. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
848 |
Do I find what you've told me distasteful? Why do you ask?". |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
849 |
See? Your life is not slipping down the drain. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
850 |
I've found this works better than the couch for the germaphobe. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
851 |
We’ve still got some time remaining—may I get in and scrub your back? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
852 |
This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when you asked for "water therapy" |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
853 |
Listen, we're not here to talk about my fetish, we're here to talk about yours. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
854 |
One branch? You don't look very busy to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
855 |
I don't like the color. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
856 |
Keep your dam hands off my dam branch. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
857 |
And when you’ve finished flossing your teeth, you can get on with the dam |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
858 |
Fine, don't build a wall! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
859 |
The archaeologists will never figure out why the creatures got top billing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
860 |
Why the obsession with sharing pictures of their meals in this new media? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
861 |
Why aren't they using our numbering system? It's so much easier to paint by numbers. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
862 |
Now then, let's see if we can soak that pesky psychosis away. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
863 |
What about that comment makes you feel in hot water? |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
864 |
You're under arrest for dismantling the border wall prototype. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
865 |
You've got a-- actually, you know what? It doesn't matter. We're beavers. |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
866 |
You have something stuck between your teeth |
1.0000 |
0.03390 |
30 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
867 |
Dam(n) it, it’s my turn! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
868 |
Your time is up, so we will bring out the rubber duckies next time |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
869 |
After the primal steam therapy, I'll try brushing your mouth out with soap and water. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
870 |
You’ve changed your mind ... and now want a couch? |
1.0000 |
0.03077 |
33 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
871 |
" Hey you!...young fellow, stop chewing that thing, any chance have you seen nearby my beautiful old tree? Coulda sworn...! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
872 |
C'mon,it's my turn |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
873 |
Don't forget to floss tonight! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
874 |
taste's like chicken |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
875 |
If I hear you say 'Leave it to beaver' one more time... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
876 |
Forget about infrastructure - what we need is a corporate tax cut. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
877 |
You're barking up the wrong tree. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
878 |
Make your dam like your mother said or I'll you a new one! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
879 |
Your wall won't keep me out! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
880 |
He's just expressing his First Amendment rights. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
881 |
You're gonna need to get those front ones capped |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
882 |
Your bite is bigger than that bark. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
883 |
I'm not going to tell you again; Chew With Your Mouth Closed |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
884 |
I don’t care if we are large semiaquatic rodents; I’m not living in any more flooded lodges. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
885 |
I think you're just trying to LOOK busy! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
886 |
Don't grind your teeth, gnaw. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
887 |
I work all day and come home to the same slap dash quickie dinner again. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
888 |
This is a stickup! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
889 |
'Give me that dam stick!' |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
890 |
If that's our idea of a peace pipe, go fish! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
891 |
You're a dam joke. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
892 |
I'll be dammed if you do! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
893 |
You want to get busy? Let's get busy. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
894 |
“No, I said “pale" birch! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
895 |
I am going to count from 1 to 10, and at 10, you will be wide awake and no longer have a dirty mind. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
896 |
You expect me to give a dam just because you're the branch manager? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
897 |
Relax! I've got your back. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
898 |
I always fantasized that I was in hot water . . . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
899 |
Your mother was right about one thing. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
900 |
Your almost done! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
901 |
You don't always need to be such an eager beaver. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
902 |
This isn't what I imagined "going deep" meant. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
903 |
You have a very dirty mind. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
904 |
You've got to clean up your act Harvey |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
905 |
And another thing, you better finish that dam if you expect to get out of the doghouse. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
906 |
It’s Hydroanalysis. I supply the tools, but you still have to commit to the work. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
907 |
I'm not a shrink, I'm a pucker. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
908 |
Clean body, clean mind, clean, clean, clean. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
909 |
Deep breath, and, "cleansing thoughts." |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
910 |
You don't give a dam do you? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
911 |
Yes your disorder is indeed unique. I have never had a patient who could only be social while bathing |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
912 |
In my right hand is a bar of soap, that’s your ego, in my left hand is a brush and that is, well, that is a brush. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
913 |
The only thing left to wash now is your brain. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
914 |
We're going to wash that man right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
915 |
A towel? Unfortunately we are out of time. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
916 |
That’s never going to fill the hole your father left, you know. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
917 |
Before psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud tried the much less successful, scrub-a-dub-dub analysis. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
918 |
You'll enjoy it more when you get a lefty scrubbing you. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
919 |
Oct 30 issue. I know it's too late, but: " I told you he was precocious". |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
920 |
Today I will help you remember what it felt like when rubber ducky said good-bye. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
921 |
We'll begin by addressing the repressed desires buried underneath those dirty fingernails. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
922 |
I'm not sure I signed up for this |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
923 |
It's safe to pass you the soap now that you can't Freudian slip. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
924 |
These are yours if you show me your hands. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
925 |
Oh, you were at work? I called the dam, they said you didn't show up today. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
926 |
Sigmund's "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" comment depended on whether it was clean or dirty, Sid. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
927 |
Those are implants, right? |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
928 |
I doubt if this method is covered by your insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
929 |
"Please be careful getting out of the tub. My insurance doesn't cover Freudian slips". |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
930 |
So what part don't you get? I said the soap is your neurosis, but the brush is just a brush. |
1.0000 |
0.03175 |
32 |
32 |
0 |
0 |
931 |
~A warm bath may help you feel less lonely, but a good scrubbing with soap and brush might do as well.~ |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
932 |
No - it's not a symbolic cleansing of your super-ego. It's your body odor |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
933 |
I'm thinking you might have misread the recipe-- "simmer in a warm broth" was meant for the chicken, not you! |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
934 |
Would you like me to wash behind your worries? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
935 |
You're always bringing your work with you. |
1.0000 |
0.03509 |
29 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
936 |
Get off my log. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
937 |
Don’t be so dam eager! That one is mine! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
938 |
Go ahead. You could use the fiber. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
939 |
I was hoping you would come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
940 |
I'm pretty certain this is not what was done to Marat. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
941 |
I find it derivative and reductive. Yea, let’s hit it with our clubs. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
942 |
I hope this hydrotherapy helps me get over my always getting the brushoff. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
943 |
You'll feel better about yourself if you come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
944 |
I feel that the conversation is finally heating up. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
945 |
Harvey, please, I'm not going to scrub your back. Now please take the brush back. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
946 |
Some say it's outdated, but I still believe in Calgon Therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
947 |
Be careful, getting out, of the Freudian slip. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
948 |
Tell me more about your brush with death. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
949 |
Now, Homer .... show me how your Mommie told you to clean your 'winkie'. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
950 |
And now I cleanse you with your tears. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
951 |
Is this the type of wet dreams you have been having? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
952 |
If you expect me to help you, you're really going to have to come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
953 |
Mmm, interesting...tell me about your luffa... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
954 |
Sorry doc, not remembering the womb... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
955 |
I will cancel your 2 o'clock and tell them you are submerged at the moment. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
956 |
It's time to get over your fear of sodium. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
957 |
It's a new method, but I think you'll find it soaks in far more efficiently than others. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
958 |
This is not what i meant by brain washing |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
959 |
First, we cleanse! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
960 |
Sometimes in life we just have to buy a new Ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
961 |
There, admit it. Isn't that better. Nothing a little soap and water won't remedy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
962 |
And now let's give your soul a good scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
963 |
Other than 'dirty' how did it make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
964 |
'When I said you needed to extend an olive branch, that's not what I meant!' |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
965 |
Since you're in hot water, I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
966 |
What do YOU think it means? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
967 |
It's unconventional yes. But all of my degrees on the wall can't be wrong. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
968 |
And now you will please perform the final part of the exam testing your normalcy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
969 |
Sigmund’s Soakology |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
970 |
It's a new form of therapy I call psycho-spanalysis. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
971 |
So how long have you had this desire to hear me say "our bath time is up, I think we've made great progress"? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
972 |
Can we talk about your uncontrollable swearing? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
973 |
When you asked if I wanted to play doctor, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
974 |
This helps unlock the earliest memories. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
975 |
If it surfaces, wash it. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
976 |
This is the most effective treatment for a filthy mind |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
977 |
You chewed that branch off my family tree! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
978 |
When this goes out of style it's going to be a bear to clean up. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
979 |
Now if your desire to harass employees has not abated, I can wash your mouth out with soap so you can come clean about your dalliances. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
980 |
It's not necessarily a bad thing when your ego tells your id to wash behind the ears. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
981 |
I wish I could do more for you, but your HMO will only pay for a wash and dry. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
982 |
And then I'll just wash away your dirty mind. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
983 |
All limb; no lodge. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
984 |
well Mr. Johnson, after 5 years of intense therapy, i am happy to tell you a good scrubbing is all you really needed. here you go. and hurry, your time is almost up. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
985 |
Our time is nearly up. Let all that tension drain-away, and we'll continue next week. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
986 |
Did your mother ever beat you with a toothbrush? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
987 |
It's the latest cure for sex addiction. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
988 |
You'll float, too. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
989 |
You're being a little mellow-dramatic, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
990 |
All you really need is a good guilt scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
991 |
Now we strip away your inhibitions. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
992 |
Don't bristle, it's called immersion therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
993 |
Now, I just want you to relax... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
994 |
Your bark is worse than your bite! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
995 |
You have something between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
996 |
You don't give a damn about the damn dam. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
997 |
Don’t talk with your mouth full. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
998 |
With immersion therapy you don’t want to go too deep at the start... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
999 |
How can you expect to be scrubbed without first scrubbing yourself? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1000 |
You have a dirty mind. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1001 |
This is the new normal. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1002 |
Now let that sink in. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1003 |
Now will you tell me about your dreams? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1004 |
Complimentary back scrub? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1005 |
You think you're taking a bath now? Wait 'til you get my bill. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1006 |
Sublimation Therapy |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1007 |
I believe we are making progress. I finally sea anemone. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1008 |
To be clean is . . . to be clean. That will be two-hundred dollars. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1009 |
Will the butcher and baker be joining our session today? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1010 |
I told you not to get those dam implants. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1011 |
Has anybody ever told you that you have an old soul? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1012 |
You're awash in guilt. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1013 |
Think of the soap as the love your father never gave you, and the brush, your mother’s promiscuity. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1014 |
Back to the womb therapy is working, but what about reinforcing it with this... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1015 |
Sure you’re busy. Everyone’s busy. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1016 |
Seriously! My couch feels like a bathtub to you? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1017 |
I sense resistance in getting at the dirt in the nooks and crannies of your subconscious. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1018 |
It's the new therapy to cleanse you of indecent impules. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1019 |
I'm here to help with those"hard to reach" places. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1020 |
Everyone’s shrinks, get over it! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
1021 |
I can see you're trying to stay afloat but my constant chatter makes you feel like I am brushing you off. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1022 |
Don't forget to floss after you eat that |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1023 |
Yes, I'm serious. Global warming is a planetary crisis. Think of the polar bears. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1024 |
It's a special this month to rid yourself of those dirty thoughts. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1025 |
So, it all starts when your Dad sank all your boats? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1026 |
And that's what happened to my last patient... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1027 |
Now we’ll do it as a round: “Row row your boat...(gently down the golden stream.) |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1028 |
therapeutic bath |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1029 |
You're the filthiest client I've ever had. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1030 |
We need to get to the issues that have been submerged for so long. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1031 |
Won't solidify for another hour—confess crimes, let me analyze, and see if there's another way. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1032 |
The Godfather thinks that a cement bath in your own home is more compassionate. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1033 |
In this exercise we will cleanse your subconscious of bad memories and beliefs. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1034 |
Now tell me about the wet dreams you have been having. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1035 |
You're being paranoid again, I assure you I soak all my patients equally. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1036 |
You said you wanted to clean up your act, didn't you? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1037 |
Join in! We're gonna wash that man right out of our hair... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1038 |
Friendship can be a bit more than a funny handshake. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1039 |
This is a new therapy for treating germophobia. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1040 |
Freudian soaks help to understand your subconscious |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1041 |
At this point doctor I think I’m all washed up. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1042 |
slow brew |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1043 |
Don't worry I studied under Dr. Bronner. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1044 |
I'm tellin' you man if Kevin Spacey is auditioning you, you better use this brush to get to those hard to reach areas." |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1045 |
It's psychobubble not psychobabble... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1046 |
All this ritual because you're afraid to be circumcized? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1047 |
This is a whole another meaning to SOAP note. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1048 |
C'mon, Arnie! You know ya' gotta come clean before I let you go home. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1049 |
We're gonna wash that man right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1050 |
Just relax Mr. Weinstein, this will help you cleanse those inner feelings. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1051 |
Soap and water, water and soap....that's all there is. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1052 |
And sometimes a rubber duck is just a rubber duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1053 |
...and when I snap my fingers you have a good scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1054 |
Why don't we stop there and begin with the back next visit? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1055 |
Welcome to video game therapy. Let's calibrate with some object recognition. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1056 |
Get in there real deep like, boy. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1057 |
I think the problem in, wherever you step out of you "bed", you get completely dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1058 |
No thank you. That last time was not helpful. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1059 |
Doctor, how does this therapy help my anxiety? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1060 |
So....did you put in the cumin and the chicken stock? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1061 |
Would you rather have a rubber ducky ? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1062 |
Brain washing doesn't have to be a painful experience.... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1063 |
So tell me, did your mother like these? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1064 |
To each according to his ability. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1065 |
There are only two type of men: those that feel the heat and those that feel the collusion. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1066 |
Remember: you're a groundhog, not a beaver - we only work one day a year. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1067 |
Fake news. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1068 |
It seems like its bark is bigger than your bite. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1069 |
I warned you gum tree would stick to your dentures. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1070 |
Put that dam thing back where you found it. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1071 |
'The beaver who mistook his wife for a branch: and other clinical tales' by Oliver Sacks |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1072 |
Of two evils, choose the lesser but alas they are birds of a feather flock together. Both they are abuse to one's heart's content each other. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1073 |
Don't give me that toothache crap. Get back to work! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1074 |
I told the boss, sure we can make it 30 feet high, but we aren't going to pay for the dam thing. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1075 |
Hold it right there! I felled it. It's mine to put where I see fit! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1076 |
Is that gluten-free? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1077 |
Drop it! I just finished paying your orthodontist! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1078 |
You’re biting off ore than you can chew! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1079 |
Would you like to see our dinner menu? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1080 |
I'm not looking for active. I'm looking for busy. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1081 |
Forget about infrastructure - what we need are corporate tax cuts. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1082 |
Yes, Carol. That stick does make your butt look big. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1083 |
Repeat after me, "Rub-a-dub-dub Wash my neuroses Off in the tub!" |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1084 |
Very good. Now scrub-a-dub, and away go troubles down the drain. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1085 |
Back scrub is free of charge for the first session. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1086 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, that is pea soup. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1087 |
I have to clean up your body before I can clean up your mind, |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1088 |
I think you are in the fetal stage. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1089 |
We can try to scrub away your troubles. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1090 |
Obviously you see me as a surrogate for your father who did throw you out with the bath water. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1091 |
Little does it know that those are its last words. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1092 |
‘We’ve gone from birth trauma up to assisted living. Next session we’ll try dementia. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1093 |
Sit up and I'll scrub your back while you tell me about how your mother emasculated you. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1094 |
Clean mind...Clean body...Take your pick. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1095 |
It's your very own "Rub-A-Dub" tubby It's your very own Rub-A-Dub tubby |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1096 |
Now, when I hand you the soap, I want you to think about the last time you really washed behind those ears. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1097 |
That's the best dam log I've seen in a while! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1098 |
I see you are ready to take the next step in my patented BATHE-rapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1099 |
OK, it comes down to this, loofa or brush? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1100 |
You know we're building only with reclaimed wood this year, right? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1101 |
Yes, I have read EVERY book on sexual scandals, too... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1102 |
No, perhaps it would be better if you would tell me why you are soaking in a tub. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1103 |
Now we will replace your need to bath with Beverly Sills with brush and soap. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1104 |
Apparently, you forgot to scrub between your ears. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1105 |
Why don't we start where we left off last week -- can you describe for me, again, the crummy filth of your sexual fantasies? |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1106 |
Patience, Mr. W. This is a particularly severe case of tar and feathers. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1107 |
Interesting. Let's just let that soak in for a moment. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1108 |
Did you file an environmental impact statement? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1109 |
Stop thinking about pulling the plug - I've scrubbed the data. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1110 |
Imagine you are on a horse riding through the frozen tundra. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1111 |
Have you cleaned behind your ears? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1112 |
Keeping a chair by the bathtub is a bad idea because the water and humidity will damage the leather. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1113 |
I am not a Quack. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1114 |
Today, we are going to be dealing with total cleansing. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1115 |
Next week we'll work on getting sober. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1116 |
I'm sorry, but we can't just "Leave It to... You!" |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1117 |
Now is the time when you need to step up and do something for yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1118 |
I have a memory from childhood when my mother used to say I looked like an animal when I was in the bath...a little bare. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1119 |
For your thoughts, we need actual cleansing. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1120 |
By time this bar of soap is consumed you will no longer be galeophobic." We will see "Jaws" together next month. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1121 |
How long have you been thinking that you are a bathtub? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1122 |
OK, now slowly hand me the rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1123 |
I can't help you if you don't want to feel clean. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1124 |
We often prescribe hydrotherapy for dirty thoughts.... |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1125 |
You know I'm here to help you, but I don't think you came for the therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1126 |
Look, this is the only treatment for Sean Hannity overload. Start scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1127 |
Hmm. You still seem tense. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1128 |
I find that my "tub-couch" promotes relaxation and stimulates self disclosure. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1129 |
Your mommy made me do this. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1130 |
I tell you, this soap and brush are just soap and a brush . . . so you'll come clean with me! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1131 |
It’s not OCD—you really are dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1132 |
I think I preferred the couch, Doctor Freud. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1133 |
No, you're not drowning in debt, but I'll see to it that you do. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1134 |
Stick to your own damn dam. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1135 |
Oak? All our other furniture is maple! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1136 |
mother chucker, you stole my wood! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1137 |
Stop playing with that dam thing! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1138 |
I'm going to ask how much he would charge to do me in oil. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1139 |
That bark is worse than your bite. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1140 |
Buck off! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1141 |
Aspen? You do realize that that will clash with our Cedar theme. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1142 |
I'm already reduced to nothing. Please, may I log out? |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
1143 |
We can't be sure if the angst is caused by the underarm odor or vice versa. But let's start with a hot bath and see what happens. |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1144 |
So, have always tried to be a multi-tasked? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
1145 |
"Hi Mom!" ... Really?!? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1146 |
Does this make you think of your mother? |
1.0000 |
0.03774 |
27 |
27 |
0 |
0 |
1147 |
Times up. We will get to soap and brush next week. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1148 |
First, on a random dock and now this. I'm going to switch you to Viagra. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1149 |
It's because you hate your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1150 |
So glad you were able to get this off your back, Mr. Smith. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1151 |
Here. Take the soap. Make a clean breast of it. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1152 |
It's our fourth anniversary, you dolt! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1153 |
Is this your best dam idea of a birthday gift? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1154 |
Relax and allow the chicken soup to soak into your psyche. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1155 |
How about we use that to dam the river? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1156 |
No thanks. I'm still a carnivore. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1157 |
You know that’s a carb! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1158 |
You're always bringing your dam work home! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1159 |
I told you your teeth would get stuck |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1160 |
So you went out on a limb and got the oak piece knowing it would totally clash with our cherry! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1161 |
Those things are loaded with insoluble cellulose. You're better off with probiotics. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1162 |
Those dinosaurs are so smart! All my drawings look like stick figures! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1163 |
I belong to the school of thought that rejects the loofah. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1164 |
Tell me more about this sinking feeling that you have. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1165 |
The soap will cleanse your soul. The brush will revitalize your life. seize the moment. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1166 |
Doctor, let’s not pull the plug on this idea yet. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1167 |
Blather. Rinse. Repeat. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1168 |
Calling that loofah a "falafel' is giving me flashbacks to when I hosted "The Factor." |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1169 |
J'ai dit froid, pas Freud! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1170 |
Can I see your neck? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1171 |
I know what I am doing. Everyone of my degrees was obtained by washing someone's back. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1172 |
It’s the newest two in one “come clean” therapy |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1173 |
At least your conscience is clean. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1174 |
Scrub away your neuroses? Of course, you realize we only have 5o minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1175 |
I have a radical approach to spa therapy |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1176 |
Your mother said she loves you and "Wash your peepee" |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1177 |
We just thought it would save time to cleanse your pores at the same time as your guilt |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1178 |
It may seem unorthodox, but trust me, it works. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1179 |
You might be willing Bucky...but you ain't eager. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1180 |
I told you to stay away from the comments section. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1181 |
WATER you upset about now? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1182 |
See if you can sink a bit deeper into the feelings that come up. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1183 |
This is just for cleaning. Wait'll you see my root canal. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1184 |
Just wash it off. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1185 |
Unlike the devil, the 'Soap Wizard Co.' doesn't need to be thought of to appear. We are 'God Scent'. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1186 |
How many times did I tell you not to swing the damn stick? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1187 |
Is it feeling oceanic yet? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1188 |
While we're at it, lets address your foul language. |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1189 |
This should help relieve your Titanic guilt! |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
1190 |
That's not worth a damn... |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1191 |
No, I don't have a toothpick. Just chew more slowly. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1192 |
Hey, no inbetween meals saplings! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1193 |
Trust me, your superego needs some scrubbing |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1194 |
I recall last time you felt as a fish out of water. Is this setting any better? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1195 |
You know frogs will just stay there until they die from the heat. What's your reason? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1196 |
Not quite what folks envision when the concept of 'clearing the conscience' is discussed... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1197 |
Your mother would agree. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1198 |
This new therapy cleanses you inside and out. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1199 |
Hi, I'm Kevin Spacey... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1200 |
Alright, tell me... exactly when did your aquaphobia start? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1201 |
You were hard on this old beaver last night. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1202 |
It’s the newest of the cleansing techniques out there. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1203 |
It help me to establish trust and rapport. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1204 |
That’s a tall order! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1205 |
No rubber ducky...but this bar of soap really floats! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1206 |
Either way, you can say you saw a shrink. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1207 |
How long have you felt you were turning into a prune? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1208 |
Relax. Pretty soon you'll be all set. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1209 |
If the waters cold, I’m afraid our time is up |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1210 |
Sometimes a loofah is just a loofah. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1211 |
Maslow's failed hierarchy of cleanliness |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1212 |
Don't look down on yourself, ANYTHING can be cleaned. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1213 |
Good progress! Now if you'll quit kicking, we'll begin tackling your fear of suds. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1214 |
What are you thinking about being in hot water? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1215 |
You’ll need a lot of scrubbing to clean up Your character! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1216 |
And how did that make you peel? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1217 |
Why do YOU think you’re in there? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1218 |
Now I'd like to try a little free exfoliation... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1219 |
It's a new technique, called a Freudian Dip. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1220 |
The best way to cure aquaphobia is described is my new book: Heat, Play, Scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1221 |
Now scrub those thoughts from your mind. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1222 |
We call this CBT aka Comfy Bathtub Therapy. Care for soap and a brush? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1223 |
You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1224 |
My practice focuses more on your filthy body, your filthy mind not so much... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1225 |
Sorry, but I don't use a rubber ducky due to a patient's possible unconscious ideas of quackery. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1226 |
Dis your mother scrub you down? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1227 |
Do you feel dirty now? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1228 |
Help me help you. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1229 |
Aw dammit! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1230 |
There is nothing like a mother's scrub, but let's see what we can do |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1231 |
Now, I'm scrubbing you to see if you're a good fit for this role. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1232 |
Let's wash that man right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1233 |
After a good soak, I'll scrub your inner child. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1234 |
Have you considered a less conventional career? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1235 |
Are you ready for your brainwashing session? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1236 |
Unfortunately, I only shrink when I wash. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1237 |
There are simply no words for this session. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1238 |
Measure twice, chew once, idiot. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1239 |
You’ll have to scrub your own back. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1240 |
Tell me about your water. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1241 |
Stay on your side then! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1242 |
We obviously have much to discuss |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1243 |
Don't talk crazy, you knew soap and brush would be extra. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1244 |
It's going to do wonders for your self-esteam! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1245 |
After today, you'll never even want to look at cheap wine again. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1246 |
I brush your back, you brush mine. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1247 |
Time's up! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1248 |
It's important that you come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1249 |
You soak in here for about 10 minutes,then I'll scrub all the badness out of you |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1250 |
Soaked! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1251 |
It's experimental: We thought we'd start on the outside and work inwards. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1252 |
I have a theory as to why you've been feeling dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1253 |
For an extra ten bucks I'll let you blow bubbles. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1254 |
Sometimes a brush is just a brush! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1255 |
The aroma! The therapy! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1256 |
It was a fantastic couch, but nobody would come completely clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1257 |
Now try to imagine that are soaking wet. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1258 |
Hurry up - it's my turn now. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1259 |
OK. Soap up, push, and slide out, then tell me what you can remember about your birth. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1260 |
vater therapy or vaterboarding, vich is it to be? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1261 |
Next time you ask for a 'hairy scrubber', be more specific! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1262 |
sorry, but brush and sponge are not covered by your insurance.... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1263 |
Could you just jump out for a second? Carla's ready for me to rub her back now. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1264 |
Do I also have to wash your mouth out with soap? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1265 |
It may be a bit unorthodox but I think we've cured your Hydrophobia. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1266 |
I’m afraid we’re just about out of epsom salt. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1267 |
Let's not drown our sorrows, let's wash away the blues! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1268 |
What, no bubbles? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1269 |
How long have you had this sinking feeling? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1270 |
Once you are clean we can continue your psychoanalytic therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1271 |
No, you get the rubber ducky *after* you scrubba dubba. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1272 |
"We call this immersive therapy. I will be your father. I will rub the soap on the loofah and wash your back. How does that sound?" Dr. Scwartz asked. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1273 |
I just wanted you to know I can shrink more than your head. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1274 |
Talk to me about your lather.. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1275 |
That's taken from my lodge and you know it, dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1276 |
Regressive? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1277 |
This was not at all what I had in mind when you said you needed 'a fresh start' ... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1278 |
We can talk or we can wash, but we can't do both. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1279 |
Once you're cleaned up you I'll let you on my brand new couch. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1280 |
What does 'rub-a-dub-dub' suggest to you? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1281 |
I'm not going to shrink it, I'm just going to wash it. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1282 |
This simple purification technique with my patented Catharsis bath beads is proven to be as effective as talk therapy, but scrub hard, Harvey. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1283 |
You are experiencing an episode of temporary submersion. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1284 |
I was skeptical at first about your clinic. My friend said it was a wash. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1285 |
I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover our aroma therapy sessions. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1286 |
Ah, but you have to really want to wash away your troubles. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1287 |
I'm ready to polish you when you are ready. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1288 |
Now show me exectly how your muzza used ze brush und zoap on you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1289 |
But my mom just bathed me! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1290 |
I'm a shrink. All I scrub is the top of your head. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1291 |
Okay, as long as you aren't transferring paternal feelings. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1292 |
Listen, I know you're steamed at this interactive therapy session, but we're trying to prune away your negative behavior. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1293 |
Fred's therapist was a bit of a germaphobe... |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1294 |
Now to cleanse the outer self. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1295 |
To make this work, you'll have to come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1296 |
If I'm a quack, where are the rubber ducks? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1297 |
Without water, nothing grows. Without soap, we can't wash away our past. Mr. Brushy has been with me since I was four and a half. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1298 |
Our time is almost up. Can I get you a towel? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1299 |
Diligent, yes, but acting over-eager is why they mock us. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1300 |
Lodge members only beyond this point |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1301 |
Now Sonny remember - too much fiber will dam up your system. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1302 |
Dam-it, Henry! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1303 |
That stick looks awfully familiar, Ted. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1304 |
No, you're not going to build a man cave. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1305 |
Gnaw, it's mine. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1306 |
Dam, you're good! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1307 |
It's her shopping list for this week's meals. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1308 |
Once you wake up I won't be here to assist. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1309 |
Just like that. Sweat it, my friend. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1310 |
For Mensa minds: "No doc, I said I have a fear of Popeye's antagonist, not of washing" |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1311 |
It's a warm-fuzzy version of hydrotherapy. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1312 |
It's a soak in every sense of that word. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1313 |
Sorry,but your tub time is over |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1314 |
Now then, shall we start with your ablutophobia or your back? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1315 |
It's not like we just make this stuff up. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1316 |
Just say the first word that comes to mind. Let's begin - 'rub-a-dub-dub'. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1317 |
Did you say it all started with your mum bathing you? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1318 |
We could expand our understanding of your "shrinkage" issue if you would just stop calling me an oxymoron. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1319 |
Well look at it this way: If the psychotherapy doesn't work, at least you'll walk out of here smelling better. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1320 |
Why do you think I won’t issue your duck? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1321 |
What shall we sanitize first, your body or your mind? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1322 |
Trust me, it's easier to scrub the dirt after you're fully soaked. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1323 |
Well a hot bath is very therapeutic and I get to charge an extra $175.00, soap and brush not included. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1324 |
Perhaps you could find some information on periscope. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1325 |
Your Oedipus complex is as transparent as this bath water. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1326 |
Our session today will focus on cleansing to release your repressed anger. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1327 |
Yes, you feel drowned by your mother's guilt, but now you're projecting. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1328 |
Stop lying. It's time to come clean. So don't be a dope. You gotta use soap. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1329 |
Let's discuss this dream in our next session. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1330 |
Now, tell me about how your mother scrubbed you as a child. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1331 |
One personal scrubber for only $1,182. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1332 |
Carry a big stick. Would that be like Trump or TR? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1333 |
Let that soak in for a moment. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1334 |
I was told my sessions were a little cold. How does the water feel now? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1335 |
The bath is included in the session, the soap and brush are extra. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1336 |
I majored in Psychology but I minored in Loofah. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1337 |
Your insurance plan will cover our psychotherapy session at 80%. Unfortunately, the bath is not recognized as medically indicated by your plan. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1338 |
Let's clean your mind |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1339 |
You may want to consider a therapy duck. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1340 |
Let's start with your fight or flight or scrub response then, shall we? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1341 |
I assure you Mr. Steinberg these degrees in Backrub are real. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1342 |
We can always throw out the bathwater. The baby is more complicated. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1343 |
Ever since the election, these extra services really give me a leg up on my competition. Need more soap John? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1344 |
And the dominating mommy wouldn't let you be a plumber. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1345 |
I thought it was the bar of soap I grabbed the first time. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1346 |
We've only scratched the surface; we have to go deeper. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1347 |
"Now you won't have to offer to Scrub anyone's Back or ASK anyone to Scrub your Back ever again." Joel realized there was a language barrier when 'the favor' wasn't what he was expecting. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1348 |
Just wash that girl right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1349 |
The blank diplomas should have been my first sign of trouble. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1350 |
Very telling! You chose not to use the bubble bath. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1351 |
Well, it looks like I'm not the only "shrink" in the room. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1352 |
You know, you could have just had the couch exterminated. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1353 |
I think in your case ... mental hygiene will have to wait. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1354 |
Hop you are not thin skinned. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1355 |
It's time to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1356 |
Do you ever dream that you're back in the womb? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1357 |
Once I find a reasonably priced plumber, we'll use water, instead of sand. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1358 |
I'd rather not look outside, I'll just drown all my concerns." "You might need a little help for that. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1359 |
No matter what I do, I just can't seem to get clean. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
1360 |
These might give you that sense of purpose you say you're missing. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1361 |
So are you ready to wash away your worries? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1362 |
You say you feel like you are 'in the soup.' Tell me more about how that feels. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1363 |
And now comes the interesting part of this new therapy...head under. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1364 |
You'll have to do it yourself. I've already been hashtagged. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1365 |
I've been thinking you might benefit from my men's shampoo group. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1366 |
If you like how it makes you feel, you can purchase more of this from my receptionist. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1367 |
This is before I take your checking account to the cleaners. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1368 |
Chuck you! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1369 |
It seems to have started with your mother washing behind your ears. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1370 |
My new soap will make you smell happy. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1371 |
Although his aquaphobia and insomnia are cured he probably won't want to resume using the couch. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1372 |
If you like this, IKEA also has a Livi¨ngrøomthêrapist set that might suit you. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1373 |
I will now scrub away your sins |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1374 |
Ve bring out ze feminine side . . . |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1375 |
David Duchovny: Sometimes I think that the dream is reality and life is the simulacrum. Dr. Katz: It certainly is. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1376 |
‘Everywhere I go I find that a poet has been there before me … until now!’ |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1377 |
Mr. Spacey, scrub harder and use soap. That is what I told Mr. Weinstein. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1378 |
No, really, you’ll feel cleansed. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1379 |
Enabling USED to be a good thing. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1380 |
Why must I play Marat Sade? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1381 |
You'll feel better after a good brushing! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1382 |
Tell me about your fear of drowning. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1383 |
Why now obsess over 85 DOLLARS AN HOUR and a LOST HAWAII ? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1384 |
First, we'll scrub away those nasty memories... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1385 |
You've got something between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1386 |
How about a good ol’ mind scrubbing for your troubles? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1387 |
It's part of our new Hollywood director "Clean Thoughts" therapy... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1388 |
People never believe me when I say "I'm just kidding". |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1389 |
Do you have a logging permit for that? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1390 |
Put it back. They said ALL low-income housing is being defunded. That means you, too, Wally. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1391 |
That is your fantasy. Here is your reality and next session you get the rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1392 |
Stop playing with your nautilus. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1393 |
It could use a few more degrees. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1394 |
When you're ready you can show me on the rubber ducky where he touched you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1395 |
We have enough dams. What we need is some decent furniture. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1396 |
On second thought, I would feel more comfortable with the blinds open. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1397 |
It's a primal scream, not a primordial one - but since you're there just be sure to scrub off the last of the ooze. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1398 |
I could be projecting here, but its seems as if you're stewing on something.... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1399 |
Now repeat...rub a dub one man in the tub, rub a dub now there’s two men in the tub. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1400 |
Trust me, this natural water birth simulation will help you understand your wife. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1401 |
Us fruitcakes, we gotta stick together. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1402 |
Obviously I was misinformed on the duties of a "Back Scratcher" ! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1403 |
Shall I start or do you want to go first? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1404 |
How often do you dream you are drawing? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1405 |
I think we're out of time. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1406 |
There is nothing either good or bad but a good bath makes it so. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1407 |
I know you wanted me to face my fears when I said 'I'm drowning in emotions' but this is ridiculous. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1408 |
Too many degrees. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1409 |
You can have these, but the bath salts make you crazy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1410 |
A new theory of mine. I call it "wash your troubles away". |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1411 |
So when did you begin having trouble with personal space? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1412 |
Don't you think acclimating to your fear of climate change is worth a little pruning, Noah? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1413 |
Time to move on from your exfoliant. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1414 |
I'm beginning to think your tendency towards compulsive cleanliness might not be completely worked through. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1415 |
Unfortunately, a clean conscience is the only therapy for your condition. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1416 |
In this session I'll scrub you of your repressed childhood traumas, and also I'll scrub you. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1417 |
Immersion therapy only works if you wash behind your ears. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1418 |
“Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, And who do you think they be? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1419 |
I'm in hot water, aren't I? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1420 |
Now, show me where the outdoors touched you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1421 |
All these years you never washed behind your ears? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1422 |
Yes, you're a dirty, dirty boy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1423 |
"Now soap your eyeglasses and try to recall what you saw in your dream of drowning. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1424 |
Mr. Chadwick, as a reality check, repeat after me, 'My ego is an illusion, my body needs a scrub.' |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1425 |
Cleanliness is next to godliness you know... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1426 |
Therapy can be very cleansing. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1427 |
Mothra will never find you here...... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1428 |
You just have to be the only guy who chews off more than he can bite. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1429 |
Ah, my new treatment...Freud's personal care "fuller brush" since 1906. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1430 |
Where did you get those implants done?...... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1431 |
Now I can take the home office deduction. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1432 |
This is my invention: psychotherapy inspired by waterboarding. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1433 |
This sure beats laying on that couch!! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1434 |
A clean body is a happy body. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1435 |
Remember the last visit, doc? I told you yuor advice would land me in hot water. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1436 |
You can't handle the tooth!!! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1437 |
I can understand your disappointment, but since you still don't have scales you might as well give that human skin of yours a good scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1438 |
I have some issues of my own. Next time shower in advance and we'll sit in the other room. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1439 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but for your hydro-therapy to work, you'll have to come clean about your issues. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1440 |
This is when you cleanse the soul. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1441 |
Let's go back. Way back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1442 |
Yes, you can. 5 cent psychiatric opinion is so over. (And no,happiness is not a warm blanket either.) |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1443 |
Now that he's no longer on FOX, I think it's time to take your therapy to the next level. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1444 |
Cleanse the body and the mind will follow. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1445 |
In old country, everybody take bath at therapist. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1446 |
Any particular sin you'd like to wash away? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1447 |
Come ON, Nolan. Just let the clam chowder work its magic. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1448 |
You got custody, I get the house. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1449 |
Good. Today no rubber duckie. Next week's session perhaps you will detach from these. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1450 |
Now that you're relaxed, I hope you'll feel free to open up to me. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1451 |
I told you before,,,,you're all washed up. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1452 |
If rubber ducky was here, what would you want to say to it? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1453 |
Perhaps we are here together like this because of the baths your mother gave you as a young boy . |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1454 |
It was mm mom's saying --"stroke that ego, but soak your id." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1455 |
As your psychiatrist, I recommend we throw the baby out with the bathwater. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1456 |
And when you are soaked by your psychiatrist, how does that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1457 |
Congratulations, you have made a great breakthrough. Unfortunately, you still stink. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1458 |
Oh, I'm so sorry, it's my next appointment that has a fear of water. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1459 |
I meant an arm or leg if you don't pay me! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1460 |
"Don't worry. Now I scrub your back, your way back. It's for healing. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1461 |
Promise you'll do my beard afterwards? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1462 |
We have enough dam trees. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1463 |
sure it's a studio, but come on right in the heart of chelsea! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1464 |
Yea, your hydrotherapy comes with a free loofa. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1465 |
The solution is simple, really. But you have to WANT to bath. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1466 |
You are both anal retentive and have an oral fixation. These should help with both. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1467 |
Is there something in particular that made you reminded you of being in hot water? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1468 |
We scrubbed away all the bad memories. Now lie back and submerge yourself in happy thoughts. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1469 |
Sometimes, re-enacting early bathtub trauma can lead to significant breakthroughs |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1470 |
Somnambulism is often preceded by years of poor sleep hygiene. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1471 |
So, you're dreaming of a warm bath. And then you JUMP out of bed. And then, what? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1472 |
I'm paying $200 a session to scrub your back? Are you sure you're a real shrink? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1473 |
Sometimes you need a brush to get to the bottom of depressions. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1474 |
Let's dive down deep and surface just why it is that you always feel like you're in hot water, Dave. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1475 |
You have soaked long enough. Time to scrub the rust off or I will pull the plug. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1476 |
This may be the best way to clean your concious |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1477 |
Soap. No radio. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1478 |
Without this polished, denuded Mallomar this dream could not possibly make any sense. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1479 |
Okay, now this is the difficult part of your therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1480 |
Can't you pretend that I'm your mother while I wash your back? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1481 |
You're conflicted about your estranged father? May I suggest a floral scented bath bomb? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1482 |
Are you ready to begin your therapy session? I hope you are comfortable and at ease. So, what is going on in your life? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1483 |
No, I won’t marry you. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1484 |
Think Tom Brady... think Super Bowl. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1485 |
So tell me again why you think you are all washed up? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1486 |
Let's cleanse your body as well as your mind. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1487 |
It's an outside-in approach to cleanse away the past |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1488 |
New age psychotherapy---first, you clean your body, and then I clean your mind. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1489 |
“Brainwash, body wash——apples, oranges. One person’s junk, another’s treasure. That’ll be $500 without soap, $750 with, and when I’m done if nothing else, you’ll understand when I tell ‘I cleaned up with you’. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1490 |
You see? Stewing in it helps. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1491 |
Is that soap paraben free? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1492 |
do it before this hardens |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1493 |
Is this why they call it "shrinkage"? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1494 |
I'll close my eyes! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1495 |
I suppose you've heard of the 'frog in a bowl' experiment |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1496 |
You're still not comfortable talking about it? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1497 |
I told you to be careful, your in the soup now. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1498 |
Aquatherapy is still in its infant stages. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1499 |
You can help yourself by coming clean. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1500 |
Tell me about your in utero. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1501 |
We will pull the plug for a re-staging of the birth trauma |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1502 |
I guarantee that my new therapy will wash away your worries. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1503 |
Might a rubber ducky help? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1504 |
Brush it all off. Same time next week? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1505 |
How do you feel about your mom moving out? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1506 |
Take it easy, I've got your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1507 |
I understand that your dreams make you feel dirty, but im not sure how this helps. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1508 |
All I did was I booked an appointment at a foot doctor in a trendy neighborhood. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1509 |
Now wash your tachat. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1510 |
You can use soap and brush , without remorse of course . |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1511 |
We will now address your suppressed childhood fear of cleanliness. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1512 |
On second thought, drain the guilt tub. You should be ashamed of yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1513 |
Troubled waters. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
1514 |
Now, let's scrub the spot he touched you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1515 |
That's all the time we have... here's some soap to wash off, it's not chlorinated and my clients always depart feeling "relieved" |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1516 |
you’ll feel better once you’re come clean |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1517 |
I have to wash your back; it's a key part of regression therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1518 |
Are you sure you’ve done this before? It’s the first I’ve heard of submersion therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1519 |
Time's up. Since you're a new patient, I'm only charging you for today's spa fee. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1520 |
It may not be such a good idea to wash your original sin. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1521 |
You're gonna wash that girl right outa your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1522 |
We're at 48 minutes, I suggest you stand up now or youll have to leave covered in pork and beans |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1523 |
It's our last shot at getting "No Scrubs" out of your head. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1524 |
Don't care if you're Jean-Paul Marat or the Marquis de Sade, I , Dr Charles Corday, will cure your shingles permanently!! heh, heh !! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1525 |
Sorry, Clause # 345b-101c, 2nd paragraph, third line states: "No back wash." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1526 |
Not the wiggly bits. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1527 |
I've changed your fee schedule to charge you by the ounce. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1528 |
Remember, I've got your back |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1529 |
I do not want to brush you off , but I would prefer a wet and see attitude... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1530 |
Let's wash away that dirty little secret. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1531 |
The hot bed of liberalism has steamed up. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1532 |
I was mad when I said "Yes" to this house call! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1533 |
The most important factor in overcoming your depression is your willingness to wash between your toes. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1534 |
After our last session, I thought we should spend some time scrubbing your subconscious. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1535 |
We don't want it prefabbed |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1536 |
So in this nightmare of yours, what do I do next? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1537 |
Not so. This is your dream not mine. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1538 |
This is nice...but it’s not exactly what I meant when I said I had free floating anxiety. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1539 |
Now as the water cools, tell me your innermost thoughts |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1540 |
Come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1541 |
No, the name is IGOR. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1542 |
Time to clean-up your act. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1543 |
Only by accepting the soap, can you learn to accept yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1544 |
just breathe very deep. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1545 |
My old shrink had a walk in tub. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1546 |
You just want to barely keep your head above water |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1547 |
Does this hike the hourly rate? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1548 |
You have to admit it beats being on the hot seat Congressman. Shall we scrub the records? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1549 |
This type of full immersion therapy lets you scrub away everything that is bothering you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1550 |
Rubba dub dub, how about two men in the tub? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1551 |
You'll never guess where the idea for this therapy came to me. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1552 |
Now, as you were saying...you needed help, getting things off your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1553 |
What brings in you in today Mr. Coleridge?" |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1554 |
Rub a tub, tub |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1555 |
I know that you want to be comfortable, but I'm going to have to draw the line at adding bubbles. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1556 |
After reading the newspaper, this might help. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1557 |
How are your thoughts now? Any better? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1558 |
I wrote a book..... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1559 |
I prefer his early work |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1560 |
Do you ever get a sinking feeling? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1561 |
Let me guess. You're too busy to talk about the kids. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1562 |
You weren't clear about what type of suit. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1563 |
But my receptionist insists you asked for the mind and body cleanse special. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1564 |
It's your very own "Rub-A-Dub" tubby. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1565 |
No bubbles? I don't want to count sheep! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1566 |
Mr. Manafort, please repeat after me. 'There was no collusion. There was no collusion. The Russians were busy that day'. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1567 |
Let's wash that man right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1568 |
Have you ever thought about your carbon footprint? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1569 |
We are going to wash your mind out with soap. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1570 |
Don't forget to floss. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1571 |
Well Paul, I hear you. It IS tough to get your ducks in a row. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1572 |
Hydrotherapy works for the "Trumpster" why not you? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1573 |
I’m telling you we can’t continue building in a flood plain and expect to get insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1574 |
I'd do it myself, but then I'd have to admit that sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1575 |
And while you were soaking in the water, what was your mother yelling in the background? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1576 |
How does that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1577 |
You said you wanted to make a clean breast of it, Mr. Johnson. Now please take the soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1578 |
Rub a dub, dub let's give that ego a scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1579 |
When life puts you in hot water, bathe, |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1580 |
Now let's get to the bottom of your vote for Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1581 |
You'll feel better after you come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1582 |
How does that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1583 |
Now, the easy way? Or the hard way? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1584 |
Have you ever had thoughts about a toaster? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1585 |
I think it's going swimmingly... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1586 |
Sir, are you ready to talk now? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1587 |
Give me twenty seconds and I'll tell you how your father caused this one. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1588 |
Now ya made it too cold! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1589 |
You are svimming vit the sharks. You are able to do dis. Is vorking, right? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1590 |
I have soap and a brush. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1591 |
Do you think you would like to wash your back? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1592 |
Just scrub with this Freud soap and you’ll feel better by the end of your bath. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1593 |
Working in the swamp, this cleanse will help. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1594 |
Exfoliation is next to godliness, Brian. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1595 |
Shall we finish washing away your guilt? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1596 |
I suggest more bubbles. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1597 |
Now this is a couch you can really sink into. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1598 |
I swear this is normal procedure - now would you like some bubble bath with the scrub? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1599 |
Bathtub dysphoria syndrome is actually quite common. When did you first feel you were more bathtub than a man? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1600 |
Do you realize how much CO2 that sapling was capturing annually? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1601 |
now before we begin, I would like to know if you have had any traumatic experiences involving water in your past. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1602 |
I strongly believe this will help you get over your brother Jonah. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1603 |
Well, you said you didn't like the couch was too uncomfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1604 |
I love when the skin is clean. Just the way I like it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1605 |
Did I ever actually say I had a license? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1606 |
I ordered Birch |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1607 |
Well, it would appear that "no tears" refers to your hair, not your eyes |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1608 |
Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew again. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1609 |
Sometimes a mud bath is just a mud bath. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1610 |
Tense every muscle in your body. Now say "relax" as I bring the soap and brush into your field of vision. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1611 |
Let's get back to your mother pouring ice water on your crotch every morning. . . . |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1612 |
Let's take a break. Cheeseburger? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1613 |
Not in my dam neighborhood. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1614 |
...because I once mentioned that my patients "literally come clean" and Dr Vey tried to call me on semantics. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1615 |
It's just that I like my patients to smell nice... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1616 |
Frankly, I'm not sure taking a hot bath is going to cleanse your soul from having committed adultery. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1617 |
The head is covered; shrinking the rest is out-of-pocket. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1618 |
Why do you feel you're being played for a soaker? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1619 |
So, describe to me your fetish about being soaped up and scrubbed down in a bathtub…oh sorry, that's my fetish… |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1620 |
I vant to vash zat man right out of your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1621 |
I don't care if you drown in there, you piece of shit. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1622 |
I don't think cockroach is an option. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1623 |
Yes, this service is out-of-network, but I assure you Todd, self-care is much more effective when done by a clinical physician. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1624 |
Don’t rub me the wrong way, Doctor! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1625 |
Shimmy down a little more and we will wash your brain out. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1626 |
Your flatulant bubbles are an insult to these fragrent bath tools and indicative of your uncontrolled sociopathic smell syndrome. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1627 |
As you remove yourself from the womb bath I want you to clean the oedipus ring. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1628 |
Well, we've tried everything else! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1629 |
You seek the womb |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1630 |
I'm just following the new evidence-based guidelines. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1631 |
Need anything else to help you relax? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1632 |
Yes...therapy did reveal you're trapped in the "Anal Stage." Still, you're on your own. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1633 |
Is this your first ever scrub-a-dub-dub primal therapy session? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1634 |
If all is off your chest now, these may help you get things off your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1635 |
Yes, I realize that replacing the couch has made a Freudian slip more consequential ... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1636 |
You still have some things to get off my chest. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1637 |
I like to tell my new patients to come clean one step at a time. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1638 |
These awards behind me and because of my sudsy methods. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1639 |
No doubt you're in hot water, but at least the tub is half full |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1640 |
Why waste time with a headshrinker; I will shrink all of you, and even throw in a back scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1641 |
I know we normally do this with an empty chair, but I’m still going to role play as your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1642 |
It’s about the mind / body connection. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1643 |
...and then she told me I smelt bad. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1644 |
You have to get over your Titanic complex. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1645 |
You've made a lot of progress this session. Well, you're cleaner. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1646 |
Rub-a dub-dub a real nut in the tub. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1647 |
You'll need these, too, if you want to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1648 |
How does my AirBnB make you feel [italics]? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1649 |
Do you love the skin you're in yet? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1650 |
Tell me more about your little rubber ducky and your mother. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1651 |
I brainwash old school. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1652 |
So now imagine you're a lobster and you're getting sleepy....... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1653 |
Welcome to my spa and dental clinic. Soap up and then we'll brush your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1654 |
Would it help to bring that memory into sharper focus if I just slipped in there beside you? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1655 |
Dewey pondered his need to come clean about his desire for a new therapist. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1656 |
First, you must feel the need to change and be clean. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1657 |
Time to Die |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1658 |
Just loofah that trauma right off. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1659 |
Hurry up! The three little fishies are waiting to swim over the dam. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1660 |
We can clean up your life by starting with your back. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1661 |
Look at that stick, Jerry. Does that stick speak to the look we're going for down at the lodge? What's next, knotty pine? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1662 |
Let's talk about uranus |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1663 |
Do you need more relaxation? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1664 |
Now let's talk about the soap. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1665 |
Dammed if you do and damned if you don't. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1666 |
Talk therapy is so 1990...just come clean and watch your anxieties float away! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1667 |
Rub-a-dub-dub.......you're psychotic! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1668 |
It's aromatherapy. For me. You smell awful. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1669 |
Be prepared good sir to have your demons washed away. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1670 |
A clean body is a great first step to a healthy mind! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1671 |
You’re a gnawing. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1672 |
Let's get back to your Dalton Trumbo fixation...while I do your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1673 |
This oatmeal submerge therapy will not help your neurosis, but your skin will be soft. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1674 |
I get some of my best ideas in the hot tub at night. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1675 |
Maybe if you switched over to a white sauce and less garlic you'd feel better. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1676 |
It's new treatment WASH YOUR MANIAS DOWN THE DRAIN. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1677 |
It's now time to scrub clean your conscience. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1678 |
Maybe a cleanse wasn’t a good idea after all. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1679 |
I'm afraid your fifty minutes are up. Next week we will do a bubble bath. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1680 |
Drain the bathtub. I’m drowning. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1681 |
You have to go pee? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1682 |
Vhy vould you zink I recommended bass therapy? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1683 |
Rub-a-dub-dub / my mother gave me no luv |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1684 |
Trust me, together we will cure you of your foul body language. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1685 |
A new therapy. It's called Primal Clean. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1686 |
Now, just relax and make a bubble. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1687 |
How does lemon verbena soap make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1688 |
There's no towel, just the ringer. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1689 |
Yes, the couch is gone. The sofa? I though you said "loofa." |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1690 |
I told you they could stand on their hind legs. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1691 |
If you have a mommy complex, my wife will do the scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1692 |
The little ducky will be part of next week's session. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1693 |
O.K., water-phobia cured. Now for that chronic B.O. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1694 |
I'm just trying to help you clean up some misperceptions. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1695 |
The couch is being reupholstered; besides, Freud swore by tub-o-therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1696 |
That's none of your dam business. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1697 |
Grope? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1698 |
No radio. Soap. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1699 |
You’re getting warmer Jared ... we’ve almost reached the tipping point now ... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1700 |
Brainwashing will 'cleanse' your mind of all the bad memories, causing you to speak well of govermental propaganda. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1701 |
First a soak,then a scrub,your troubles will be gone when we drain the tub!! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1702 |
While I appreciate the desire to cleanse your innermost self, may I remind you that my fee does not include the cost of a towel. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1703 |
Trust me, thus is not my first case of germophobia |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1704 |
This procedure helps you recondite my fees for your treatment. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1705 |
Brush a little higher, please... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1706 |
You only make an appointment when you are in hot water! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1707 |
Let's suppose each of us has our little things ... |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1708 |
Even as a Freudian I have to admit this is a little much. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1709 |
Joe.... with some scrubbing it will all become clear. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1710 |
'Mens clara in corpore claro', I always say. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1711 |
This will work very well for the regression to the womb, especially if you use the soap, then we can start talking about the hyperhidrosis problem. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1712 |
Don't worry the couch will be back next week,it's being reupholstered. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1713 |
Without that brush and soap, doctor, I'll be just like everyone else. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1714 |
I miss my rubber duckie!~ |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1715 |
S&M-wise, we now move to Soap & Massage! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1716 |
We will begin with a clean body. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1717 |
So you see, your life isn't in the toilet - it is in a tub... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1718 |
No. You can pull the plug out yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1719 |
When did they first try to drain you? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1720 |
This water is like DEBT I'm up to my neck in it |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1721 |
I think for your condition, Zest is best. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1722 |
When you say "unconventional therapy", you're really not kidding. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1723 |
Now, when you feel comfortable, let your mother surface. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1724 |
They greatly help scrubbing off dark thoughts. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1725 |
But why would your ducky have an inflated sense of self? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1726 |
Conscience cleaning and scrubbing is available at an extra charge… |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1727 |
It's not my job to provide the happy ending. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1728 |
Cartesian dualism is wrong. The mind and body are one and that's why my new treatment is simple and works so well. First you tub it, then scrub it, and finally drub it. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1729 |
We have to be cautious, but it looks like Mr. Rubber Ducky has finally lost his hold on you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1730 |
Now is your time to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1731 |
For a fixation at the amniotic-fluid stage, there is no other cure. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1732 |
Tell me more about these fantasies. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1733 |
Trumperary Deprivation? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1734 |
Can I lend you my services? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1735 |
Shall I get the stress ducky? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1736 |
Take that back. I said to bring me a dam tree, not a damn tree. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1737 |
Third Wave Insurance - $20 co-pay for this and not one cent for Viagra. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1738 |
Well, now that we've identified your issues, I'm suggesting you clean up your act. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1739 |
The towel is an additional 50 dollars. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1740 |
"Mens sana in corpore sano." Let's start with that body. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1741 |
I thought it might help you to come clean about your affair. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1742 |
Exfoliate your cares away. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1743 |
I found traditional waterboarding to be ineffective. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1744 |
I don't usually make house calls. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1745 |
Let's try some word-association; 'Rub-a-dub-dub...' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1746 |
You see the song was wrong, Psychopaths do take bathes. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1747 |
Proper hygiene is a prerequisite for the 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub-in-the-Tub Therapy'. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1748 |
So, between driving for Uber, these home visits, and a some unlicensed baking, I get by. Macaroon? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1749 |
Now Mr. Trvmp, I vantage you to let all the vitriol and hate to vash off of you. Let it soak avay. Oh vait, you may need this scrubber brush and soap. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1750 |
You really needed this long time ago! Don’t you think |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1751 |
Scrub therapy is all the rage. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1752 |
So what you're saying is, 'You feel like you're drowning...' |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1753 |
This treatment breakthrough came to me during my hot yoga class |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1754 |
My mother always said 'Clean body, clean mind!' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1755 |
Take these, no more sessions until you decide to come clean |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1756 |
I'm feeling ripples in my id. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1757 |
Relaxed? Good. Now it's time to come clean. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1758 |
For just $39.99, we offer the hot tub bubble bath upgrade.. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1759 |
It's called the cathartic method. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1760 |
Now, let's talk about your wet dreams. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1761 |
Go ahead, Doc. throw in those fancy, therapy bubbles, I've met my deductible! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1762 |
If this goes well, next time we will try Mental Floss. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1763 |
That is tubbling. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1764 |
A rubber duck will cost extra. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1765 |
Feel free to interrupt me at any time. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1766 |
relax,your eyes are heavy and your and you will be getting soapy |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1767 |
And when Mr. Ducky left because you were too high maintenance, how did that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1768 |
You're not worried about shrinkage? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1769 |
Rub a dub dub, one man in a tub Scrub scrub scrub, clean clean clean pay pay pay my fee fee fee |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1770 |
Use this brush and loofah as part of the new cleanse, to heal you from years of cold parenting. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1771 |
Which of these reminds you of your father, and which of your mother? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1772 |
The brush is for your private parts. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1773 |
Relax, this is the 'scrub your problems away' therapy method. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1774 |
Excellent. Now -- could you just make a few inkblots with this soap? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1775 |
Now that we've finished the mental scrub, we'll begin with the feet. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1776 |
I don't do ear wax |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1777 |
Well ... one of the primary indicators of this technique is that your therapist should not be able to tell that you're in the building before you get to his office. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1778 |
Do you really want me to do your back? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1779 |
Now before we rub-a-dub-dub, do you see that there are not three men in the tub... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1780 |
Just relax. You aren't going to shrink. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1781 |
Lather. Free associate. Rinse. Repeat. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1782 |
I thought I had explained my holistic approach. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1783 |
Now confront your feelings about taking a bath in non-digital assets. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1784 |
Time to give your backstory a clean slate. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1785 |
Tell me about your scrubber. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1786 |
I know it’s just locker room talk but it still makes me uncomfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1787 |
Okay. Now, scrub all the Super-Ego off your Id. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1788 |
Hold that thought, while I dictate a S.O.A.P. note. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1789 |
Relax, the water is eight degrees so I know what I'm doing. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1790 |
Yes on the soap. No on fresh towels. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1791 |
"Freudian dip" was a Freudian slip? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1792 |
Dam the dam lets eat this one. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1793 |
Mental hygiene is a terrible thing to waste. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1794 |
Now here comes Mr. Brush and Mr. Soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1795 |
Look down. You forgot to log off again. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1796 |
This is what I meant by 'soaking you.' My fees are actually quite reasonable. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1797 |
See if this one floats, doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1798 |
I practice a unique form of immersion therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1799 |
But all of these certificates are for back-scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1800 |
It's the latest therapy from Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Pleasure Principle. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1801 |
So, lets start with when you started to feel this sadness. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1802 |
I'm a clean freak. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1803 |
Let me be honest. Barring a watershed moment of self-realization, the years you've spent here are likely going down the drain. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1804 |
Forgot your towel again...Sir |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1805 |
So you said something foul to your wife. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1806 |
Tell me when your mother broke her water. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1807 |
Now tell me something about when you were a diver. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1808 |
A clean body is the portal to murky thoughts. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1809 |
Just let yourself sink into your tubconscious mind |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1810 |
Symbolicly, you are wallowing in self-pity! You must make a choice to get well! Now, bar or brush? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1811 |
Wash away the gay. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1812 |
Of course you can have some soap. But first, tell me long you have hated your father. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1813 |
You said you wanted to finally come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1814 |
Don't push it; birth sounds are extra. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1815 |
Okay, Fidel, you can try but you're still gonna be dead. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1816 |
'Go soak your head is easy for you to say!' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1817 |
Sometimes a bath is only a bath. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1818 |
You're going to have to really scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1819 |
My little loofah will make wet dream all better. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1820 |
I want some toys before we start scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1821 |
And I used to just soak you on fees. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1822 |
Are you sure you don't want some? Clean as a whistle! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1823 |
Say ahhhh. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1824 |
Tell me more about your fears of intimacy as I scrub your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1825 |
Sorry, my last session came right from work. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1826 |
Is this really what Freud had in mind? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1827 |
There are no towels and it is cold in here! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1828 |
I found the couch a little dry. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1829 |
Let's see what we can do about those dirty thoughts you've been having. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1830 |
Start with your feet. We'll work our way up to your head. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1831 |
I realize it's not Saturday. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1832 |
Now let that sink in. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1833 |
Believe me, Charlie. I must free you from the concrete before they will cremate you. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1834 |
Its a new type of psychological bathbomb therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1835 |
I told you. Effective full immersion therapy begins with clean underwear. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1836 |
As your Life Editor, I will now remove your past relationships. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1837 |
Don't try this at home. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1838 |
The cure for feeling all washed up is to literally be all washed up. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1839 |
So I guess you're one of those who liked "The Giving Tree". |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1840 |
That's enough! I'm going to wash out your filthy mouth. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1841 |
So what's bubbling up? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1842 |
Here, now cleanse out those problem areas lurking beneath the surface. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1843 |
Holistic Psychiatry |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1844 |
It'll take more than soap and a scrub brush to clean that filthy mind of yours. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1845 |
The rest of the group therapy patients should be here any minute. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1846 |
Next session we’ll try therapeutic tooth brushing |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1847 |
Yep, you're dying. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1848 |
This is my special Psyche brush I let my only a few patients use. After five minutes use, you'll forget how you voted. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1849 |
"You won't need these after that cement hardens". |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1850 |
It all began the day I lost my rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1851 |
Just go with the flow, Mr. Jones. Immersion therapy can work wonders. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1852 |
Archimedes, please try to remind! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1853 |
Have no fear ! While I used to shrink heads for a living, now as a psychiatrist, I haven't shrunk a patient yet. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1854 |
The good news is that your condition is very treatable as it only manifests immediately before election day. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1855 |
Ice filled bathtubs, EST, you kids today just don't appreciate how far psychotherapy has come To get the rubber duckie you need a second DSM diagnosis |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1856 |
This obsession with wetwork is the root of the problem. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1857 |
So how did your mother do it? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1858 |
Your dreams are beyond disgusting! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1859 |
It’s filled with the tears of your disappointed parents. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1860 |
I'll scrub your back if you'll give me your whine. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1861 |
And then what would your mother do? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1862 |
No, not until you release rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1863 |
It's time to drain. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1864 |
How does it make you feel that our session is over and you haven’t washed and my appointment book is under water? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1865 |
If you still can't remember the fall, your amnesia is likely the result of a severe Freudian slip. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1866 |
If you lie, your mouth is washed out with soap. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1867 |
How do you think your fear of contamination relates to the Loch Ness Monster dream? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1868 |
Now that your temporal lobe has been thoroughly cleaned of dirty memories, you will only need to come back once a month for short sponge wash sessions. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1869 |
But,...if you do wash away ALL of your sins you may no longer be able to see me. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1870 |
It's a new form of "trust" therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1871 |
Is this your version of mental hygiene? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1872 |
I'll wash your back if you'll wash mine. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1873 |
I thought this would help since last week you got all lathered up! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1874 |
This soap works like magic. Trust me, I wash dirty minds for a living. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1875 |
In order for us to get to the source of your problem, Mr. Samuels, you have to come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1876 |
Sorry, my Freudian slip or yours? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1877 |
It's all the rage in Prague. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1878 |
No, I can't. You have to wash yourself. But I WILL warn you. It may take a long time, and you have to want to scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1879 |
Trust me. This therapy will rid you of your inner and outer demons. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1880 |
For this session , I want you to come clean about what's really bothering you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1881 |
You have feelings of abandonment, because you are only one man in a tub. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1882 |
Theraputic Memories |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1883 |
-"Doc! Are you sure your New method works?" - "Yeah! I've been inspired by so many great faces. BTW, this method has a name: The Weinstein-Bush-Toback-Hoffman-Spacey-Affleck-Sir Fallon method! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1884 |
Let's clean up your head! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1885 |
I'll prescribe you a bar of soap and a hairbrush for your acute hygienic disorder. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1886 |
Your libido needs some cleaning. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1887 |
Tell me how his Tweets make you feel |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1888 |
While it’s all in the mind, these props are proven to wash off your sins 27% faster. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1889 |
Cleansing your mind was the easy part |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1890 |
Now, my role here is simply to arm you with the tools you'll need for coping with this feeling. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1891 |
Those spots you see before your eyes are flakes of dandruff. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1892 |
Can I scratch your head? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1893 |
Frogs usually boil. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1894 |
...On the other hand, you could come clean right now. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1895 |
soaking your troubles away |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1896 |
I have this sinking feeling... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1897 |
Excellent, your anxiety has abated. Next session we’ll try adding the rubber duck. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1898 |
you're so tense the water can't flow out of the tub |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1899 |
So, yes, this will fall under the privacy part of the non-disclosure agreement. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1900 |
Yes, in this way we will cleanse your mind of its troublesome thoughts. Please do as I suggest. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1901 |
And I make my own soap on the side. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1902 |
Okay Mr. Smith, Where would you like to begin today? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1903 |
We must scrub away those dirty thoughts off in order for these wet dreams of yours to go away. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1904 |
I really need to invest in bubbles. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1905 |
I have many degrees but according to goop the path to self-discovery is gentle exfoliation. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1906 |
So your mother treats you like a child... and took your rubber duckie away. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1907 |
Now, let’s scrub away all of those dirty thoughts you’ve been having! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1908 |
My partner doesn't know I've gone back to work. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1909 |
I agree, multi-tasking is problematic for you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1910 |
And now do you feel like a prune? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1911 |
I called earlier and your wife told me that you were in hot water so I rushed right over. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1912 |
Not sure this is what I meant by washing troubles away |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1913 |
No, I won't judge you if you pick the loofah. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1914 |
Imagine yourself tense. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1915 |
Sorry. You'll have to do this part yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1916 |
Is this another one of your dam ideas? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1917 |
The bath is a bit too hot for me, Mr. Potter |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1918 |
To adapt to the new landscape, we've recently bought out the main competition. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1919 |
I recommend an antiperspirant. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1920 |
Yes, it’s Freudian, but with a twist. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1921 |
good work; can you let that soak in now? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1922 |
My role is not to tell you what to do. You have to find out for yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1923 |
I think you are ready to take it up a notch! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1924 |
Doctor, there's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1925 |
Now don’t pout Mr. Bladderstock; I simply don’t have any rubber duckies. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1926 |
May I wash the Houston scum off of you, Mr. Kershaw? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1927 |
Washing your mouth out with soap is not going to bring back your body.... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1928 |
That was my apple tree! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1929 |
And you can take that to the bank. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1930 |
We should have a safe word. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1931 |
I'm puzzled...Why do you prefer water-boarding instead of a regular couch? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1932 |
Washing the pain away |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1933 |
Please scrub up, Jeremy. For your mother figure? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1934 |
Now let's scrub away those emotional sore spots! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1935 |
And how does *that* make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1936 |
So, do you REALLY want to clean up your act? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1937 |
“You may feel you’re in the soup, but I’ve always got your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1938 |
You can't just wash it away! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1939 |
What should I scrub? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1940 |
'"Lean Forward,' Does not mean you should watch MSNBC." |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1941 |
I get it. You're vegan. We're all vegan! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1942 |
Now, let's metaphorically scrub off that tramp stamp and all its associated trauma. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1943 |
Maybe wet dream therapy isn't such a great idea. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1944 |
Once you get behind your ears we can tackle all that mommy issue stuff. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1945 |
All I can say is, 'This better work!' Last time I tried this it took months to grow all my hair back. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1946 |
This is why you don't find roommates online |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1947 |
Rub-a-Dub-Dub. Three Men In a Tub. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1948 |
Read everything but my lips. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1949 |
If you're in hot water, don't lose soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1950 |
You can't keep calling me whenever you need something pulled out of your ass. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1951 |
This hydro therapy is doing nothing for my guilty conscience. Let's try the old soap-and-brush method. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1952 |
Is this plugged in? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1953 |
I want to be sure we get behind your limbic system |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1954 |
We are making progress. Now... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1955 |
Ready for your primal scrub? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1956 |
Really! Stewing isn't gonna solve anything. Let me wash your back. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1957 |
Simply close your eyes and think of rub-a-dub dub... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1958 |
Of course I sympathize. Which dilemma is it this week--sex, money or time? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1959 |
Immersion Therampy |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1960 |
And you call this soak-o-therapy? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1961 |
This is $5000 Dollar Shave Clubs Tub side service!!! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1962 |
All you need is some peace and quiet. You want me to get your back? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1963 |
I don't like bubbles. Lost my house to the last one. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1964 |
Disregard your dirty fantasy...this is the only threesome i would suggest! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1965 |
Rub-a-dub-tub. Your psyche needs a scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1966 |
It's natural that you feel guilty, but a little water clears us of this deed. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1967 |
Your wife thought the spa-psychoanalysis might help you relax. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1968 |
And don't be afraid to let things just bubble up. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1969 |
I am not quite sure bathing in hurricane waterv will prepare you for the next one, but let’s give it a try |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1970 |
Scrub Ego, drain SuperEgo, and we'll examine Id at next session. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1971 |
#soporific |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1972 |
I call this the Freudian Dip. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1973 |
Yes, I am going to wash your mouth out with soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1974 |
Let me guess...it all began with a rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1975 |
Just come clean with me. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1976 |
Your insurance won't cover the soap and exfoliating brush. How does that make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
1977 |
I assure you, this is the only cure for 'rubber-ducky' syndrome. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1978 |
What'll it be, last time I did your back? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1979 |
This will help you clean your conscience. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1980 |
This is my newest principle, clean body, clean mind. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
1981 |
We can continue to meet like this while you work on our bladder control. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1982 |
Once you find the soap I have your toothbrush |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1983 |
The same dream, Doc, and yellow ducky was still here. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1984 |
Stop dwelling on how it makes you feel. Think about how it will make your skin look to others. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1985 |
Your getting younger... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1986 |
What did you expect from hydrotherapy? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1987 |
It wasn't your aura. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1988 |
You sure you know what you're doing, Doc? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1989 |
Be careful of the soap it has a slippery id... |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1990 |
I suggest we begin by working on your'e irrational fear of Psychiatrists. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1991 |
ok Harvey. now we are going to learn how to scrub our own back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1992 |
...and now for your potty mouth |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
1993 |
Nothing that a little soap and water can't cure |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1994 |
Well, the ad clearly stated that bubbles are extra. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1995 |
Gwyneth swears by this. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1996 |
Analysis Pacific "I'm gonna wash neurosis outta your head." |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1997 |
You have a dirty mind, so under you go. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
1998 |
Are you okay with being named as Patient 6 in my new book? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
1999 |
Hydro is just like psycho, but with lavender water. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2000 |
I can’t help you if you’re not willing to come clean! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2001 |
Step one in dealing with your feelings about what you did to get him elected is to try to feel clean on the outside. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2002 |
This is the neo-Bath theory allegedly stolen from a Jungian shrink. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2003 |
What do you think it means that your rubber duck sank? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2004 |
The lice is all in your head. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2005 |
The epoxy feels just like water before it hardens. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2006 |
That'll be $5 for the co-pay and $37.50 for the detailing. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2007 |
I'm gonna wash that man right outta your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2008 |
A giant toothbrush or a giant aspirin, pick the right one and win a towel. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2009 |
Think ten... |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2010 |
Give yourself a few minutes to let it soak in. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2011 |
Next time let’s try teletherapy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2012 |
I call this scrubbing-down-the-psyche therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2013 |
It was all well and fine for Freud but he didn't have to deal with feature creep. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2014 |
Hmmm. It seems that scrubbing memories from the brain does have some dampening side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2015 |
Tell me more about your mother’s rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2016 |
It's time to come clean Andrew. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2017 |
Instead of sitting in that chair, could you please get up and adjust neck support. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2018 |
The cleaner your body, the cleaner your mind... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2019 |
I'm giving you a sample of Dr. Bronner's soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2020 |
It must be hard working for the President. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2021 |
Scrub-a-dub-dub two men in a tub? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2022 |
-It won't take away your problems but you may feel a little bit better about yourself at some point in the session. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2023 |
It's time for you to come clean. This is what immersion therapy is all about. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2024 |
Try as we might. We cannot just brush this under the rug, you embezzled Thousands of Dollars from the I.R.S. ...you can make light of it but you really are up to your neck in Hot Water |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2025 |
Rub-a-Dub-Dub. Where are the other two guys? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2026 |
It’s almost time for your scrub a dub dub. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2027 |
As your psychiatrist, it is unethical to reach for the soap. However, I will wash you back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2028 |
This is no answer for my problem. I think you're just trying to give me a brush-off. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2029 |
I find this the best way to avoid Freudian slips. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2030 |
I explained in our initial consult that psoakology is about washing away one's neuroses. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2031 |
I've combined my practice with Airbnb since your last visit. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2032 |
You dreamed we were beavers? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2033 |
I wonder if he'll get the hint.. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2034 |
Drop it, you dam thief! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2035 |
Next time you ask your friends if they know a "Hot Therapist, you should be a little more clear! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2036 |
We're going to franchise. We're looking for a good name. Something better than Clean and Shrink. Got anything? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2037 |
Let me scrub you “back” to the beginning... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2038 |
This is the last time I ever make a bet with you. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2039 |
But if you're just my hallucination, who's the soap for? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2040 |
Put that dam thing down! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2041 |
With you it's one dam thing after another. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2042 |
You do get that the globe is warming, right? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2043 |
This is not sustainable, Benny! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2044 |
Your log or your life. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2045 |
Is it certified non-GMO sourced? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2046 |
I told you and told you, gluten-free, dammit! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2047 |
No, I said you don’t give a damn. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2048 |
Dam it, you're biting off more than you can chew! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2049 |
I told you opposable thumbs were going to become a "thing." |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2050 |
Yes, my mother suggested that I use a plastic bag, but paper is more environmentally friendly. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2051 |
How does he stay up on his hind legs so long? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2052 |
Shhhh. Don’t bother him, we’ll come back and copy his stuff and sell it. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2053 |
How am I supposed to write a caption in the absence of a drawing? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2054 |
Let him draw. When he goes extinct this stuff will be priceless! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2055 |
Let's address your fear of raising your hand. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2056 |
It'll be worth more when he's extinct. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2057 |
It's just one dam thing after another with you... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2058 |
Even his drawings are going in the wrong direction. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2059 |
Frankly, I don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2060 |
And I say unless you can turn that into a drone, we're toast. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2061 |
Give me back my dam stick! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2062 |
Why do you look at the speck in your brother's buck tooth... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2063 |
You think I give a dam? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2064 |
Not so eager! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2065 |
If that's not locally sourced, organic material, keep it out of my dam house! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2066 |
Hey, I chipped my tooth back there; I didn't say dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2067 |
I said elm, not pine. Can't you do a dam thing right? |
1.0000 |
0.05717 |
18 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2068 |
There you go again, biting off more than you can chew. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2069 |
I told you, anything but birch. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2070 |
Don't ask me any more damn questions. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2071 |
That one's bark IS worse than our bite.... |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2072 |
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2073 |
I say we club him and take credit for the art. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2074 |
You're gonna get AIDS |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2075 |
Is this your idea of a happy family social unit? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2076 |
I know about cutting down on carbs, but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2077 |
Turns out, I'm still not getting enough fiber. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2078 |
You're going out on a limb by saying that the branch is yours. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2079 |
How many times, Norman, do you have to be told you can't fit a round peg into a square hole!? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2080 |
Once she's done with this, well let her work on the other lady with the enigmatic smile |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2081 |
Let's get to work on your tubconscious mind. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
Gnaw faster, dammit! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
and another thing, Chuck, I'm tired of your dam puns! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
Nice toothpick |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
That better be organic! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
Do you want fries with that? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
Will no bath wash the guilt from my conscience-or super ego- by the way where's the soap???? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
I can wash your back for an additional $50.00. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
The couch won’t work this time, you need a real mental cleanse! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
Do you want me to give your negative thoughts the brush off? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
Let's get behind that ego. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
Rock |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
It is a specialized type of psychotherapy I call spa treatment. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
Cuban Sonic massage. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
The removal of toe jam always relieves tension. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
So, where do you want to start? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
test |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
Relax and throw that baby Id out with the bathwater |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
And how did that make you peel? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
For the Tom Cheney cartoon: Cave man #1: First, we exterminate him and all of his artsy fartsy friends. Then, we claim intellectual property rights. Cave man #2: Gosh, what is it with you and your obsession about 'going down in history'? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
Let's brush away the tartar and go straight to your relationship with your mother...your dental and mental health insurance combined only covers 3 sessions! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
I think we've tapped into something. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
So, do you think we could save them as JPEGS? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
I've seen the future and it isn't us. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
Who told you he was vegan? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
Why does he always make me look fat? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
Yes, he might be an illegal, but he's a very good decorator, and only needs some meat to keep him happy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
I say we club him to death, and then tell everyone we did it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
No one in 35,000 years will believe this... |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
No, you tell him he didn’t receive the NEA grant. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
That's where the wild things are. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
It looks like the writing is on the wall. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
Let’s stick it to the man! |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
we are offering massages with our pedicures. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
And you look much better too! |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
I am joining you in the tub with a scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
Don'e be so aloofa! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
I'm out of Rorschachs. See if you can interpret this drawing. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
Every man must find out for himself in what particular fashion he can be bathed. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
Well Doc...I can't get rid of the feeling that I'm drowning. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
That's my dam branch! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
A real leader wouldn’t be so biting towards the other branches. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
" You need to cut it up, this is piece work.'' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
You're gonna get chewed out for replacing that with plastic. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
Put it back in the river, dam it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
Good job, but don't be so eager. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
Just leave it to beaver. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
I say it's poplar and I say to hell with it. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
It's just one dam thing after another with you, isn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
We've been through this already, pal. You didn't get approval for that dam add-on. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
Did you plant another tree in its place? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
Hey, what's the dam idea? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
This limb isn't big enough for the both of us! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
And if we were woodchucks, I could chuck more wood than you! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
Well, you sure are a busy beaver, aren't you? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
It'll take another twenty of those for my daughter's paw. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
[ just trying to update my contact information ] |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
Eagerness does not become you! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
You have something stuck between your teeth |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
Dam! I'm sick of s'mores. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
The Sierra Club is definitely going to hear about this! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
Whittle me this, what wood it take for you to share? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
No, I said Damn it! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
This is you giving a dam?! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
You chewed it up! Ah, dam you! God dam you all to hell! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
Chew on that for awhile. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
Frankly, my dear, I don't build a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
I don't care who heads the EPA. You're not building this dam without an Environmental Impact Report! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
I'm sick and tired of telling you, dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
You'll have to buy 5 carbon credits to off set that! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
I won't speak softly unless you give me the big stick. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
How can you collect unemployment when you are obviously working at a branch office! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
For the last time, I'M the branch manager! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
You know what they say. Location, location, location. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
'Get that dam stick out of your mouth!' |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
Spit that out or you're sleeping on the dam couch tonight. You know how birch makes you gassy. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
I get this gnawing sensation every time I think of trunk. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
After I've cooked all day, .....you go and spoil your appetite on a lousy piece of log?!!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
You just reminded me. There's something about you that's been gnawing at me. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
I'm not paying for your dam wall. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
I said I wanted STEAK for dinner, not stick!!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
Your shoelace is untied. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
Don't use your teeth! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
Sorry. Are you busy? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
We were watching Dumb and Dumber and I told you..."now don't go licking some frozen limb" |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
Hands off! That's my dam tree! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
That's the same dam thing you gave me for my birthday last year! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
You're trespassing on my damn dam. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
How many times do I have to tell you not to bite off more than you can chew? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
Have you ever heard the expression 'Burning the candle at both ends'? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
This is the last time we let you pick out the Christmas tree. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
Leave it to you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
and to think we're breaking up over a toothpick |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
Dude. You consume fake wood? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
There's a sublime hint of maple, and a mere soupçon of sarsaparilla. Divine. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
IF a woodchuck could chuck wood! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
Save some toothpicks for the appetizers. You forgot last time. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
You call that busy? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
That was a misunderstanding; The president is not grabbing us. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
Leave it to you. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
Okay, dam! I'll leave. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
A good builder always measures twice and gnaws once. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
Don't you remember what I told you: Measure Twice, Cut Once. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Son, you're dammed if you do, and dammed if you don't. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
You know, I'm really getting sick of this whole Paleo Diet thing. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
Have you tried flossing? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
" TELL ME IF I'M WRONG DO YOU TASTE CHICKEN " ! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
Quit sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Mind your own damn business! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
Now you just work on the dam and leave that poor Cleaver family alone! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
I told you not to cut down another dam tree! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
Did you get an environmental impact statement before felling that tree? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
I’m not living in trees and branches anymore! Condo, Carl! I want a condo! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
Gnaw. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
Are you more interested in the dam or me? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
Even with all those diplomas, you’re SURE this is still the best way to make the bad thoughts go away? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
Why, I Otter… |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
I don't give a damn where you got that, we're only used recycled materials for this build. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
The EPA is on to you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
Do you know how many Weight Watchers points one bite is? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
ENTRY FROM MARKLKBETYA@CFL.RR.COM: The software got away from me and it still had my brother's caption, but then it woulodn't let me enter my own. Please ignore my previous entry and please use: I can't believe he's not using a dropcloth. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
I’m pretty impressed with your ‘bend-and-snap’ technique. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
Next time, drop the stick before you turn and look behind you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
I will build a great, great dam on our southern border, and I will make the Alligators' pay for that dam. Mark my words. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
Who's gonna pay for the dam? Mexico? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
I said birch not aspen. Take it back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
Mr. Robinson before I can proceed to cleansing your mind, I must first cleanse your body. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
I am sure that you are not responsible for what happened to your grandfather in Glamis and Cawdor, but we are going to try to wash that guilt off, just the same, Jimmy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
I specialize in waterboarding therapy followed by a good tooth brush up your ass. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
You're snacking on too much sugar maple! That's bad for your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
If you ask me, his work is a bit derivative. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
What were you saying about small hands? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
First, cleanse. Then we'll talk about how it made you feel when mommie hid your rubber duckie. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
Right, personal care is nothing to joke about. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
We're number one, you know. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
Freud worked with the id, ego, and superego but failed to explore the hyper-hygienic structure of the human mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
Think of it as immersion therapy with benefits. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
How else can I help? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
So, what brings you to soak-o-therapy? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
Now tell me how that feels |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
The Epsom salts are not working, let's go for the exfoliation, you appear to be losing consciousness. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
This is what we call a full body baptism with a brush and a hamburger. Enjoy!! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
I call it, "soaking your psyche." |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
It’s my new and improved therapy couch.. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
When I said we should revisit your childhood, this isn't exactly what I meant. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
And now, for your brain |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
You've got a stick stuck. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
Well, sir, I think now you need some real brain scrubbing. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
A beaver who can’t pull his own weight should get out of the dam service. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
You need more fiber in your diet. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
No. Not unless this one has a breakfast nook. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
Damn you. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
Remember, now we need some bricks. We have too many trees. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
If you can drag that dam branch over to the creek , I think we are finished. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
You got some food stuck between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
Seriously? You got that for inside the lodge? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
No, you're assistant to the branch manager! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
you're not gonna pass the inspection! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
In Limbo, you go under the stick. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
No, no - I told you to bring me Trump, not a Trunk. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
That better be your dam log! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
I know where we can get some ketchup. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
Leave it, beaver. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
It all started with a small twig like this. Now we have a flood on the first floor. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
Whoever gnaws it down gets first dibs. So, back off! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
Before we start lets get flood insurance |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
Dam it. How many times do I have to tell you? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
I think you're taking this "Make America Great Again" thing too literally. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
It's either frippy Freud or the rubadubdub. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
Now add three bags of cement and all your troubles will be over. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
Scrub a-dub dub I'm coming in the tub. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
I said I could scrub your memories, but this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
It's not that nobody likes you -- we really did run out of bubble bath. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
I think immersion therapy is starting to work. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
Our time is up. We'll get to your back next time. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
Well, suppose you just sit there and think and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
Now, imagine yourself sitting in your imaginary family living room in San Juan. ... Are you feeling any empathy yet? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
So, now that we've scrubbed away your defenses, what is your earliest memory? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
I'm listening. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
You'll feel better when you get your sea legs back, Mr. Nemo. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
You’ve GOT to come completely clean with me this time! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
How does that water make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
My new therapy. I call it "Soap and water for the disorder". |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
We’re going to scrub that man right out of your hair! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
Don't worry, I'll let you know when to get out, so your fingers won't get pruney. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
That’s my wood! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
It's not enough to cleanse your mind! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
Aquaman was my favorite super hero as a child. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
Let's face that demonic smell before we get to the demons, shall we? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
Mr Weinstein you must clean up you act! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
This is a competitive business. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
Warm water and a touch of Calgon, so therapeutic. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
Our spa takes a very therapeutic approach to healing. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
Do you think your back is clean? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
I usually start my patients with a weekly soaking. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
Despite me going a little heavy on the lavender this time, you are in a safe place |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
Underwater therapy, I was classmates with Dr. Leboyer years ago. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
I’m sorry your rubber ducky keeps sinking. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
Trust me, you'll feel better once your toesies are clean. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Clean up your act and stop wallowing in your own shit! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
Is that sustainably sourced wood certified to FSC® standards? I have to wonder. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
Please make yourself comfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
I'm here to help you wash away your troubles. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
Physical cleansing will prepare you for emotional cleansing. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
So next you put the soap on the brush... |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
No, this doesn’t qualify as “branching out” your diet. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
I know I am your shrink, but your 45 minutes is up. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
Can you expand on what’s misleading about “shrink”? |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
But, four-letter words are so efficient! |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
pay your bill , I will wash your back |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
Yes, Mr. Svenson, you could have avoided therapy if your wife would do your back. But you're here now, so relax and I'll do that itchy spot. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
Are you busy? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
You can't control every branch of government, damn it! Ledges later, Larry! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
You were never this busy when we were married. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
You said at some point I'll stop feeling self-conscious? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
Primal scene trauma is out, original sin scrubbing is in. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
Ach..der id must be ver shcrubbed |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
Let's re-live that painful encounter, shall we? Read? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
Now imagine you're on a boat. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Before I give you the soap and brush, I want you to tell me how you feel about drowning your rubber ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
First we'll get the outside squared away---then we'll advance into the head. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
Budgeting between therapy and a spa day, this could be seen as a keen compromise. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
It's called the Hollywood Method. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
Just let the feeling wash over you. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
20 years of talk therapy didn't work, so lets try deep scrub therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
OK, what's your choice: body or brain? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
A nun has hope in her soul. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
simmer for twenty minutes, skim hair and drink the concentrate. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
Row, row, row, emote. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
What happened to all of those little boats you wanted washed? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
Not your germophobia, MY germophobia |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
Just lean forward and tell me how does this make you feel? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
This is new therapy. We're going to wash your troubles away. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
It's called a "diet". You log in everything you eat. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
Of course this is the way I started. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
Caught you building a lodge for that other woman! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
Don't you know that no beaver likes dead wood? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
Derivative. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
Son! Measure twice, cut once! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
Leave room for dessert. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
What ever happened to our open concept ? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
No means no! Fuck you! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
Leave it to Cleaver, Beaver!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
Sassafras? Nice try, eager beaver. I smell a muskrat! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
Should I tell my nephew to bring his chain saw. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
I'll speak softly if you let me carry the big stick." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
For crying out loud, Joe, stop obsessing about the feng shui and just get the lumber to the worksite! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
I said I wanna see your shtik. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
Don't even thing you're bringing that dam thing into our home! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
The beginning: You've got something stuck between your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
The dentist said grab by the limb, not the trunk! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
When I said we were going to scrub you down to your essentials, I should have mentioned it was meant literally. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
Relax. I'm sure we'll find your rubber duckie. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
Soaking will help, but in my experience you'll need these to completely scrub off your mother-in-law's disapproval. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
As the water drains, close your eyes and look for the light at the end of the tunnel |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
Visualizing my new pool helps put up with your incessant whining. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
...or you could just wash, wash, wash all your troubles away. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
I call it... Plagarism! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
I only try psychosomatic scalding with my most hot-headed patients. Simmer down, Timothy. Simmer down. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
Relax, immersion therapy is perfect for facing your aquaphobia! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
Tell me about that trauma you had in the bath. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
My friend, we're going to clean in places your mother dared to go. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
Show me how your mother loofah'd. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
You're blocking. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
I don't resolve your childhood issues, I replace them with new ones. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
I’m afraid you’re mistaken, Monsieur Marat, I perform “head shrinking” not “brain washing” |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
Here, "Scrub your own damned back!" |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
Let me role play as your mother |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
I've course I'm brainwashing you. Would you prefer a headshrinker? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
I must state very clearly that this "Wash thoroughly therapy" does NOT satisfy my Freudian need for human contact. Sexual, or otherwise. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
I told you at our first meeting I was a Freudian and maternal. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
Lets break out of it. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
I can also cook a marvellous bouillabaisse, sing like Patsy line and they say that my carpentry work is sublime... |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
Bath therapy works on most of my patients. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
As soon as you start owning up to your own BO, we'll go back to the couch. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
It all started in a cast iron tub in Peoria, Doc. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
This time I'll brush you off instead. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
I can get your back, but, youll have to scrub that man out of your hair and send him on his way yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
I find it is easier to recall repressed thoughts of your childhood this way. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
This is going to be easier if you open up. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
To paraphrase Freud, "Time spent with a bath is never wasted!" |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
Now we call it retro washing. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
Yes, one might say that multitasking can be a form of OCD. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
No, I don't have a hair dryer... Why don't we turn the conversation away from grooming, and back towards your issues with depression? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
So why is that you think that only your mother can scrub your back? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
Wait, where are my clothes? |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
Sir, I heard that this 'toad' method of soaking is quite painless. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
I know, but the couch cost twice as much. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
Use this to make fort what is da. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
As you can plainly see, there never was a ducky. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
Well, you have to admit, coping and soaping sound pretty similar. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
Tell me more about your mother. A clean start might have meant a variety of other things. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
When I said I would have your back, you clearly misunderstood. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
You're going to have to pay extra. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
My fee does not include the time it takes to fill the bathtub, but it does come with a back scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
I call it washing away your sorrows. |
1.0000 |
0.05407 |
19 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
Now that I know you can chuck wood, How much could you chuck? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
I said bring me a TREAT! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
Dammit, Clyde, you left your browser open to that beaver page again. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
I said NO MORE BIRCH! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
Don't forget to floss and brush when you're finished. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
Your home improvement campaign is making the rest of us look bad. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
My trees are not building YOUR wall! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
Wrong tree! Look first, then gnaw! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
You can’t fool me with that poplar, I can smell the lilac! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
Take the house but I get the dam pool. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
I know, Louis! Even A Branch Wants To Be Something. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
Must you insist on speaking softly? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
Water you doing out so early? We build the dam wall at night! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
Our house is already underwater and you want an addition? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
Damn it! I wanted that stick! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
I had a gnawing suspicion that you were behind all of this... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
That's not your wood Chuck. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
No, Measure twice, chew once. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
Fine! Go and build your dam! But I am telling you right now, I’m not paying for a new retainer!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
Leave some knot for me. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
You can't log in here without a password. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
Stop eating the Birch, its bad your teeth |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
I knew it! Put it back. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
You've always been a show-off, Justin Beaver |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
Do not gnaw on my side of the river, Terry. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
You know the dam rules....only oak trees, no maple. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
It's just one dam thing after another with you, isn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
The habitat is that way! Your benightedness incenses me well-nigh abasing myself with trite scatalogics! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
You broke it again? It's about time you realize retainers don't grow on trees. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
We don't need your dam help. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
The creek is back that way. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
Olive Branch? That doesn't excuse you chasing around in the Lily Pond. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
Ernie... don't try to convince us that you're still Vegan- I accidentally saw you gnawing on a live two-year old Poplar Thursday night while we were watching "Riverdale" and "Dynasty"- |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
I wanted birch, not maple! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
Since when have you been a vegan. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
You're going to keep building that wall and you are going to scavenge for it. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
You said you were going green. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
Enough with the snacks; dam it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
You're eating us out of house and home! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
Go find your own dam branch! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
We're beavers, not woodchucks! Beavers beav, Warren, we beav! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
No, not the hard woods. You'll get the humans mad at us again. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
You can drop that. They've projected this'll be ocean by 2020. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
He doesn't create. He duplicates. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
Bacon, dammit, BACON! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
Lips that touch linden shall never touch mine. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
I knew you'd bite off more than you could chew. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
Look around, you do realize you are in the desert. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
That tree isn't worth a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
I told you 10 times, I want a one room place, 3 feet by 3 feet so bringing the entire tree makes no sense. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
There’s nothing like a project you can really sink your teeth into |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
You know, I've always wondered how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
Is it home grown organic? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
If you think that's going over the mantle, guess again. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
“You know you should be eating berries not wood” ‘The time before beavers ate wood’ |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
Hey, that looks like Russian Larch to me, you've been colluding with that hussy Putin again haven't you! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
I asked you to use your paw - it will leave a teeth-stain. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
Don't be so eager! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
Damn it Jim! Just kidding, funny huh? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
Excuse me. Move-ins are only on the weekend. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
Did you check the expiration date? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
I don't care if you're walking softly or not. Drop the dam stick! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
Dam it, damn it! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
I'm done with the big stick policy. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
Like they say, 'Leave it to the Beaver" |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
Didn’t I just say we’re going with brick? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
I don’t want ‘the solution’—I need you to LISTEN. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
We build dams here! Hemp is a gateway tree! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
I said I needed a shorter piece for the kitchen counter, you never listen to me!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
Repent--before you're dammed! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
You just picked this up from the street? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
You know there are environmental implications to what you're doing! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
Its fake news. Don't believe it. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
Make dam sure the bark is better than the bite. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
As his boss yelled at him Chuck thought, "Damned if I do, damned if I don't." |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
That's the Executive Branch—I wanted the Judicial Branch. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
Is that locally-sourced organic? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
I told you no more dam improvement projects! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
More than that. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
Chuck! Really? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
No sugar maple till you've finished your birch! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
I thought we said no eating between meals. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
Is it me, or are we contributing to excessive erosion due to deforestation. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
I'm getting a sinking feeling that you are oceans away. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
Today, we're building a fuc. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
I'll be damned if you're going to bring that back to the house! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
So when did it first wash over you to clean up your act. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
The only shame in bathing is the shame of not doing it well. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
Can you let me know when the Carrots & Potatoes are tender? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
I don't think this is going to wash away my sins. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
I believe you may have OCD. Maybe. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
at first I didn't even know what Twitter was. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
I would, but our time is up. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
Just relax, you will attain 'nirvana' at the end. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
test |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
Do you have a permit to build in a wetland? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
‘This salt bath may help you release some of those toxic emotions.’ |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
Harvey, I thought you only insisted on bathing during during meetings with hot actresses. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
You! You're on the Canadian nickel! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
Yes, yes, the water makes everything look smaller. The real question here is the luffa or the scrub brush! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
I'm sorry, but there's no way to maintain a clean couch for patients without a few bath-time rules. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
All right. Which one does the rubber duckie want first? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
Thant's good! Now tell me if this mother figure scratched anywhere other than your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
A bar is a more typical venue for drowning your sorrows. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
I don't know why you have waves in your tub- try some soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Great water therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
I know the issues you had with your mother. I won't scrub your back. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
This is a new therapy for writer's block. Want to try it? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
yor being there will minimize the mess |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
Softsoap and bristle. Softsoap and bristle. Trust me, it works on everyone eventually. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
While I'm checking for OCD, don't splash water on my new shoes. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
Yes, psychoanalysis is out (again) and hydrotherapy is back in! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
Mom's chicken soup'l fix you right-up ! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
Epson salts with your burger? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
They say, Split peas are a whole lot better for your skin than goat's milk, Leonard. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
I want you to use the soap like it's your childhood, and the brush like it's how you wanted your childhood to be. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
Clean thoughts, Mr. Simpson. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
Although this state-of-the-art mud bath may not cure you, it will ensure silky skin in your coffin. Not covered by medicare, but worth it! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
... now you must learn to walk softly. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
Our first session prepares you for my fees. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
Spa therapy actually goes back to Roman times. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Mr. Mueller it’s time to wash that man right outta your hair. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
Hydrotherapy again this week? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
Where's my froggy? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
If you awake feeling like a prune we will know this treatment is working. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
It's your mind that's the issue. Get your head under. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
How much can you chuck? A lot of people have been asking. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
It starts with a clean confession |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
Have you considered deodorant? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
No...I won't be your valentine! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
Sorry, but playing 'Find the Rubber Ducky' would compromise my reputation as a licensed hydrotherapist. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
'I said that I feel hopeless.' |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
Sorry, my last session ran a little over. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
Also, the couch was infested with lice. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
I thought you were cutting down. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
Don't bother, I'm done! It's dammed if you do; dammed if you don't! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
Now, Mr. Weinstein, I want you to think back to your earliest memory of these occurrences. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
One more log, Junior, and your off to the dentist! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
I Don't really think saying "Calgon take me away" over and over is helping your situation.. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
There's too much busy work in this dam outfit! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
Hey, I told you to stay away from that family tree! You just started another turf war! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
Rub-a-dub-dub. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
You better have a permit to cut down that log. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
Aquaman's ill-fated attempt to seek therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
Your character armor could use a good scrub. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
Throw your anxiety out with the bathwater. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
I am going to help you come clean with all the details of your past |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
Sometimes a bath is just a bath |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
What part of “Dam it all” do you not understand? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
[self-hygiene therapy session] "Now imagine your floating with your arms up and feeling the sensation of clean armpits." |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
Sometimes your rubber duckie is just your rubber duckie. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
Analysis California-style, with scented soap. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
Dam it, I expect better form my branch Manager. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
You can't use that, you know I'm allergic to aspen! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
The doctor said no trunk food! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
You the feller they call Saturday Night Beaver? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
Dam it, I expect better form my branch Manager. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
That's our new dental floss. What do you think of it? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Shall we start with your back? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
Just submerge yourself... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
Are you sure gum tree doesn't cause cavities? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
'Sorry I don't have any ships for you to command.' |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
"WAIT ONE MINUTE BUDDY! Now put that carrot back and stay out of my Garden! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
How do you feel now about the Platinum Health Care option? |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
We're ready to start the session...Where is the Butcher and the Candlestick maker? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
Forget the dam. We just won a contract to do a prototype for the wall. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
Now close your eyes while I Freudian Slip into something more comfortable |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
Your HMO doesn't cover towels. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
It's poplar, Jack. It's bad for your cholesterol. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
That's the wrong size. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
How many times do I have to tell you? Beavers don't play Fetch! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
Are you SURE it's organic? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
You know, that looks exactly like one of the sticks from the dam I just built |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
I think you have some of it stuck in your teeth. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
Watch it buster, or you'll become gloves. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Those must be his victims. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
You'll have to get all the permits first. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
Hold it right there! This is a stick stick-up! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
Hey buster, that’s my tooth pick! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
No coverage if you break a tooth on that hardwood. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Would you plesae follow the vet's diet advice? She saidto take two aspen and call her in the morning. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
Chew faster, Dame it! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
I told you, we are NOT remodeling the kitchen! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
Chew faster, Dame it! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
You know that's human property. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
The wall won't build itself! How else will we keep out the woodchucks from the other side of the boarder? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
Hard working? Beavering away? Five kids and me stuck in the lodge and that's it for an eight hour shift? You're nothing but a hat waiting to happen. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
Sonny. You're chewing like you don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
I said no snacking, you're going to spoil your appetite! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Yeah.?. Let me tell you where else you can put it. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
I prefer to invest in timber futures and leverage the whole forest. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Is that sustainable? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
Are you Loonie? We can't build a wall here, we're Canadian! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
Got floss? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
That’s a very incisor observation. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
Pardon me, is that the Trump stick? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
Too bad you can't chuck it. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
Bring home the bacon, I said. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
You call that a balanced meal? |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
You said you wouldn't, but then you wood. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
Do I have to tell you again, we're BEAVERS, not woodchucks! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
Quit using my floss! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
I don't give a damn either!!! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
How many times have I told you not to bite off more than I can chew? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
Let him be, George. He's finally stsying within the lines... |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
The limbo for beavers |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
You build, I’ll criticize. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
Must you pick your teeth in front of me? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
Harold, I'll be dammed if I let you bring one more stick into our house. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
Whoa need that for a 1950's raft rebuilding. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
If Bucky wants to borrow it, tell him you don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
Finish your dinner. There are millions of starving beavers in Eurasia. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
You're better than this, Chuck. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
You are starting to NAW me! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
You're a dam thief, you know that Carl? |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
That came from my Dame. You home wrecker. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
I thought we agreed I'd order the maple and you'd order the oak. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
Measure twice, cut once! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
The 'dam it' joke wasn't funny the first five times, either! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
Welcome to the Flat-Tail Society. Is that the next arm for the International Space Station? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
Well if it isn't the new regional branch manager. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
Oh, gnaw you don't. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
Well, YOU won't be giving any orders with that dam stick in your mouth. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
Wait a dam minute. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
Are you going to eat that? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
Is that Kobe wood worth the extra price? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
Eddy, we're out of toothpaste again. Stop eating it right out of the tube! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
Are we having tree again tonight. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
You should start using recycled materials instead of living trees - this is the 21st century you know! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
Every dam thing contributes to deforestation. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
No, no you're doing it all wrong! You pick your teeth with the stick. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
Over there, Damn it! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
I know my own teethmarks. Get your own dam wood. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
We beavers will be in trouble if Trump dumps Canada out of NAFTA |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
Can you add a patio this time? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
In February, you go back to your main job of weather forecasting. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
I'd like to speak to the branch manager. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
Dammit, stop trees passing on my pond. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
I knew it! Your an ignorant limb supporter! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
Dam straight! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
You call that busy? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
If you don't have a subscription to the New Yorker, you'll never get chosen as a finalist. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
If that's the executive branch, bite twice as hard. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
You just don't give a dam |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
But the agreement is that i'm suppose to get the house! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
leftovers again? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
How many times do I have to tell you: Lift from the knees! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
Oh please, you don't think you have an oral fixation? Clearly, you are on the shores of deNile. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
Put it back, that one is on the endangered list. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
You gnaw you way, I'll gnaw mine! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
Gnaw. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
Would've should've could'chuck! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
It's just a branch, dammit! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
. . . and remember, it has to be owner-occupied. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
Just so you know, stranger, stick-thievin's a hangin' offense in these here parts. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
You should really be using a knife and fork, you'll ruin your teeth that way. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
One stick a day tells me you don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
You're always biting off more than you can chew! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
You don’t lift another log until I see your mission statement. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
I think you'd better log off and come to dinner, young man! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
For the last time, "Fetch" is a dog's game. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
That was MY wood to chuck, as a woodchuck that could chuck wood! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
I'm warning you, my bite is worse than your bark! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
I’ll be damned. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Idiot! I told you to spiralize it! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
Have you considered the environmental implications of what you about to do? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
You call that "busy," do you? |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
Housing Authority! Need to see your carpenter's license. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
You need to look more eager. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
I said naw, not gnaw |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
I'm sorry but before I can help you I need to know if that is organic, non-GMO, and has no traces of gluten, dairy, soy, or peanuts. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
I told you, no birch trees. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
Where the heck have you been? And you better have a dam good excuse! |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
If you don't have a union card, you ain't building this dam |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
That's my dam shtick! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
I told them our infrastructure plan could pay for their tax breaks. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
Behold two beavers about to throw down over a nice, long, juicy, stick. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
One day into Whole 30 and you’re cheating already? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
Smell the oakey flavor with a hint of squirrel essence. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
DON'T "WHADDEVER" ME, you half-buck-toothed little rodent....I'm askin' you: Did anyone hear it fall or not? And don't claim it wasn't in the woods.... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
You know you're gonna have to pay for the dam too, right? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
How dare you say I don't give a dam! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
I heard you were from Gnawlins. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
This does not make you, looking at other beavers, OK! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
You're a lumberjack, not a tree trimmer. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
get out you're treepassing! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
I've told you time and again, don't bite off more than you can chew. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
We agreed on Victorian Revival, yet you keep bringing shaggy chic. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
I chop 'em down, YOU build the damn? What, we union now? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
Don't bite off more than you can chew. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
Dam it all. That's the last stick of gum isn't it, Harold. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
C'mon now, don't be such an eager beaver. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
You know Earl, with all this beavering away we've been doing sometimes I wish I was born a sloth. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
Do you really think I'm impressed by your little 12 inch twig? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
Arthur's! Arthur! Maple is so last year. I can't invite friends to a den made of that! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
I told you the neighbors are coming over. That won’t be enough. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
I said "bacon" |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
I'll tell you where you can chuck that wood. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
Do I see lipstick on those gnaw marks? |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
Is that Paleo? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
Stop bring your work home! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
I said dam, not road block. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
Hurry up, dam it! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
The bark is worse at first bite. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
That dam thing is too damn big! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
I'm a beaver, dammit! How should I know how much wood a woodchuck chucks…? |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
Are you kidding me! Your jumbled big house is wasteful of resources and THAT is NOT from sustainable growth. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
We don't cotton to no tree rustlers around here. Now git! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
You knew we didn’t need that branch. You did it on purpose. I have had it up to here with the triplets, it’s your turn now! |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
Snetop playing with that dam branch and get to work! |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
Damn it Fred, this time build the dam then the lodge. We're beavers and there are rules. |
1.0000 |
0.06455 |
16 |
16 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
Hey Buddy, stick to your own stick and leave mine alone! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
Snetop playing with that dam branch and get to work! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
No, really, it’s just a bathtub. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
I already told you, we're not paying for that dam wall! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
When I was your age I brought home branches twice that size, swimming up stream, both ways. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
Damn it, just Leave it...Eddie... |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
Its about time you did some dam work around here! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
You better not be thinking of building that wall again, Donnie. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
Spare a twig? No? God bless you. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
There's a good boy! Now roll over and play dead. |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
I already told you we aren't adding open beam ceilings! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
You shouldn't be doing this. Remember we don't have dental coverage in our insurance plan anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Beats me, but, he’s popular with the ladies. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
How come nobody ever asks 'How much wood could a beaver chuck?' |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
That looks suspiciously like a drawing of one I harvested last week. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
We'll build a dam, and the otters will pay for it! |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
We voted to strike, Cedric, so if you're gonna scab, we're gonna have a problem, see? |
1.0000 |
0.08006 |
13 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
Frankly, I don't give a dam. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
Splash-Cam video will prove that I downed that tree. |
1.0000 |
0.06901 |
15 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
You think you are so smart having buck teeth don't you Bucky. |
1.0000 |
0.06063 |
17 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
I’m not chewing any @&%#ing Merlot!!! |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
That's mine! I recognize it anywhere! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
I knew from the cut of your gib that you live in the sticks! |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
I really love your incisors. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
Justin, you're biting off more than you can chew again. |
1.0000 |
0.08704 |
12 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
He said Mexicans are building the wall, not Canadians. |
1.0000 |
0.07412 |
14 |
14 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
Now, Chucky, take that right to the nursery - I'm pregers ya know. |
1.0000 |
0.09535 |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
Wait till you try the other branch, it has a deeper, woodier taste. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
You must have a great dental plan. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
Let's do it. It will be worth more if he's dead. |
1.0000 |
0.03637 |
28 |
28 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
Your insurance should cover it under immersion therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
Gonna wash that man right out of your hair? |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
Do you ever miss our old role-playing, when we just pretended to be strangers meeting in a bar? |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
After a good scrub, the childhood neglect will wash away and we can begin working on your PTSD. |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
" No need for angst. I'm going to 'put you under' is merely a figure of speech used in hypnosis". |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
Sir, I said you should accept that you’re in “denial” not “The Nile”. |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
The hot wax and simonizing therapy is extra. |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
Two tub therapy is reserved for my erectile dysfunction clients. You're just filthy. |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
The real issue often lies below the surface. |
1.0000 |
0.01575 |
64 |
64 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
I may be Freudian, but you can still wash that yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.01575 |
64 |
64 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
The first step is WANTING to scrub your own back. |
1.0000 |
0.01575 |
64 |
64 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
Where's the itch? |
1.0000 |
0.02410 |
42 |
42 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
Let's start at the womb. |
1.0000 |
0.01379 |
73 |
73 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
Freud's Bathtub. |
1.0000 |
0.01379 |
73 |
73 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
Is the self-pity too hot? |
1.0000 |
0.01626 |
62 |
62 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
No, it's not OK |
1.0000 |
0.03279 |
31 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
Full Service Alternative Therapy |
1.0000 |