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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 My methods are Jungian. Sometimes a bar of soap *is* just a bar of soap, you know... 2.0037 0.00367 273 0 272 1
1 Some of my patients find the loofah less threatening. 2.0036 0.00251 562 0 560 2
2 It'll keep you Jung. 2.0000 0.00155 645 0 645 0
3 I hope you don't mind. My couch is brand new. 2.0000 0.00251 563 1 561 1
4 Immersion therapy washes away the guilt ... and exfoliates as it cleans. 1.9984 0.00159 629 1 628 0
5 I know, but you had to spend twenty minutes filling the tub. 1.9952 0.00480 209 1 208 0
6 Come out John! Are you afraid of this brush and soap? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
7 We'll start with cleansing and transition to meditation. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
8 I'm confirming your coworkers' diagnosis of psychosocial skill disorder and that it can be cured with this therapy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
9 First, we start with a clean slate... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
10 Do you want to be cleansed of the dirty thoughts you hold? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
11 To overcome your phallophobia, the first step is to clean your penis with this brush. Please take it, and the bar of soap, and then rate your level of anxiety between 0 and 10... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
12 Normally I'd apply a Freudian approach to address problems of self-control, but in your case I prefer to see you wash your mouth out with soap. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
13 I found the cure to your funk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
14 The little fish eat away all your excess baggage. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
15 First we will do a complete scrubbing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
16 Given the (ahem) intensity of today's abreaction session, I suggest concluding the cathartic bathing ritual with a thorough scrubbing of the pre-scrotal cortex. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
17 I'm telling you, my therapist has a habit of always brushing away my most intimate thoughts and fears. I think I need to find someone else. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
18 Now scrub away the shame. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
19 I hope you like our new feature, "Pumpkin Spice Mud Bath" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
20 You didn't specify which treatment you wanted. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
21 Now it is time to come clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
22 Womb therapy is au courant on the upper west side. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
23 I sense there's a lot more below the surface. 1.0000 0.00021 4861 4861 0 0
24 You have insecure dyslexia, and no your tub does not look big. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
25 Tell me again about how much you loofah your mother. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
26 Careful, it gets Freudian slippery. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
27 You're going to come clean, one way or another! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
28 Now that you've overcome your fear of drowning we can work on your fear of large toothbrushes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
29 Now you have to wash that girl right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
30 Aromatherapy is in both of our interests. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
31 All you need is a good back scrub. Unfortunately, our time is up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
32 'About there you should be getting hints of cinnamon punctuating the notes of oak' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
33 This should help you to think back. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
34 We can go over time, but it'll cost scrub-a-dub-double my usual rate. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
35 The treatment generally takes just ten sessions to wash away your fears. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
36 Remember, it's very important to come clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
37 Don't get into a lather, brush it off. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
38 Excessive shrinkage can be a normal variant. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
39 Dear Sir, do you finally feel ready to work the scabies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
40 Let's get this done! I have other patients waiting... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
41 According to the ancients, you can wash away your fins. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
42 Expunging memories? Sorry, showers just won't work. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
43 Now that you're in hot water, you can try washing away those sins. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
44 I told you not to look at you're dog's facebook. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
45 Help me to understand how I remind you of your mother. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
46 Vot shall vee touch on virst? Ze Oedipal? Ze Cain? Or zose pesky flaps above your thize? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
47 Could help to brush clean the bottom of your brain, too... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
48 Oh, cement boots so out of date now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
49 Just do whatever you'd normally do. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
50 Tell me more about your lather. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
51 It's called extreme role-playing for a reason, Carl. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
52 Well, yes, I'll grant you that in this case the term 'shrinkage' is uniquely ironic. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
53 So you see the brush coming between you and the soap? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
54 Look, I know immersion therapy hasn't worked for you in the past. But now that we've moved beyond the metaphorical, I think you will see some real results. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
55 Doctor, it was the couch that smelled and not me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
56 A telemarketer finds another way around the Do Not Call registry. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
57 C'mon, Mom said to scrub. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
58 Yes, Duckie is gone... but he'd never have wanted you to give up bathing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
59 Your mother sent these over. We can talk more about Rubber Duckie when you finish your bath. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
60 Frankly after a hard day,I'd rather have a cocktail with my man-butler, than have him participate in my bath activity. A guy could get hurt! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
61 Let us take it one step at a time. You hold the soap. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
62 We can rule out free-floating anxiety. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
63 Therapy here relies upon your coming clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
64 I will scrub you with this soothing soap and all of your mental symptoms will disappear. Your anxious thoughts will go down the drain and never return. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
65 Your bath fetish needs a purpose. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
66 With our psychic cleansing package, the soap is extra. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
67 The bathtub time machine will help take us back to your childhood. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
68 Shuds up! My hydro-sessions only last 50 minutes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
69 The mean never feel clean 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
70 And on the count of three you will awake and feel clean. One, two.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
71 Bruce, I know it's bath sex Wednesday but I have to work tonight. How do you think we can afford all those bath balls? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
72 Wash away your iniquity. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
73 I read somewhere that all of life's problems can be solved with a hot bath. It was on some super basic chick's Instagram, but I mean, whatever, worth a shot. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
74 I'm not sure that water treatment is right for your condition. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
75 Many patients are unhappy about being soaked, but it's an essential step in self cleansing therapy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
76 So, I think we may need to do this more than once a week... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
77 You're right. I don't feel dirty anymore. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
78 you're sleeping on your side of the family tree tonight 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
79 It's the latest thing. We're calling it hydro-psychotherapy! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
80 no problem, we'll clean up your act. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
81 Yes, I said let’s go back to the beginning and you thought ‘amoeba’. Ok, let’s go with that... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
82 You're in hot water already so you might as well come clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
83 Does this remind you of your first experience? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
84 Tell me about your exfoliant. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
85 This isn't what I had in mind when I told you to " relax " 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
86 Just hold still and I'll scrub all your problems away 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
87 It’s just that the couch is brand new. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
88 It's time to let go... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
89 I minored in theology, so yes you can wash away your sins. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
90 Remember to floss tonight 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
91 How many times must I tell you? No chewing on the furniture! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
92 Build it yourself, I don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
93 Birch, not elm. Birch is the color of our home. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
94 Frankly, my dear ... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
95 NO, Thats for the wall for the Mexican border. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
96 Don't bring your work home! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
97 Okay pal, just drop it! ... don't make me dam you with feint ways. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
98 One tree? Is that what you call busy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
99 I've always hated you, Harold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
100 You know they're taking down dams now, don'tcha? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
101 That branch doesn't conform to my wife's aesthetic ideals. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
102 Why do you need one that big? You only have two teeth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
103 I'd fight you for it if my dental insurance didn't just lapse. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
104 Dam it yourself, Edgar! Can't we ever just have a relaxing afternoon? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
105 I said I wanted a modern branch, not old growth! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
106 or the CO2 volume agreed with the Ranger the dam should reach 150 meters, it seems to me that you are using bushes rather than trunks. Get rid of oaks and fir trees. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
107 Better to live one day and be dammed than a thousand years as a tree! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
108 My house is not your house. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
109 I told you. No renovations! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
110 Forget the dam, the money's in the wall. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
111 Again with the stick? I asked for a pizza. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
112 When you invited me out to dinner, I didn't know I'd be going out on a limb. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
113 Eight hours and that's all you have to show for it!? What's her name, Hal? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
114 Well I'll be dammed. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
115 What are you trying to prove, Chuck? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
116 I'm the new neighbor. I thought I'd bring you something along. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
117 I told you we are going with tile flooring! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
118 You can't just floss. You have to brush too! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
119 That's the last time I'm leaving it to you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
120 Put it down. I called dibs on that branch. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
121 Cut that out, mister, or your teeth are gonna stay that way!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
122 Frankly, my dear, I don't...um...no...wait. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
123 With the lumber industry fighting NAFTA and subsequent duties, we can ill afford to take it across the border for our beaver hut. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
124 Okay, we can agree to disagree, but we are still NOT donating half of our living room to that wall! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
125 I sawed her first. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
126 Global warming...dam it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
127 It's easier if you put some grit into it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
128 All this to make one toothpick? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
129 I'm afraid we're out of time—we'll have to get to the loofah in our next session 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
130 When I told you to branch out, I didn't mean mine! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
131 See what happens when you don’t floss? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
132 Johnson and Johnson, Masters and Johnson: they all say use soap. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
133 Leaving the warmth, comfort, and security of your mother's womb is the first step in personal growth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
134 I hope this will bring you some warmth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
135 How does losing your rubber ducky in the divorce settlement make you feel? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
136 No, no, no. It's aspen for the dam kitchen, not birch. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
137 Just relax, you’re getting soapy, very soapy … now, you’re feeling lonely,very lonely. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
138 I can tell you this, after 40-some years working as a Psychotherapist, people completely live in separate fantasies in their head. Soap? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
139 Soul cleansing is included but ego brushing is extra 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
140 One of Freud's early therapy failures. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
141 I'm ready! Show me the guilt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
142 Actually, you are scheduled for a fifty minute shower. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
143 Can I interest you in agressive hydro-therapy? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
144 Go on. Pretend I'm your mommy for a moment and let it all out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
145 ready for a scrub.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
146 I'll get your back again...when you tell me a little more about the break up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
147 I don't really believe you're the kind of dirty that can't wash off. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
148 This was not what Clyde had in mind when his wife made an appointment for spa therapy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
149 This is a safe space to come clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
150 Dam, Daniel! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
151 Sure I serve the great unwashed. I just want them to wash first. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
152 Stop! This is a stick-up! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
153 If you wanted a branch, you should have ordered one. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
154 "I'm telling you, 'size matters'"! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
155 Here's the toothpick that you wanted. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
156 Where are you going with the dam branch? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
157 I overlook you taking my morning paper, but you have crossed the line. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
158 It should make a great lintel. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
159 Dam good choice,dear! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
160 Dam it, you gnawty gnawty boy~~!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
161 You're missing the point. It's not how much "could" you chuck, it's how much "would" you chuck? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
162 He’s way ahead of his time. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
163 What about the infrastructure? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
164 We're obviously beavers, but somehow need to make sure our log-jamming dialogue isn't just filled with single entendre pussy humor? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
165 I just can't see it 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
166 Impressive but can he help us save on car insurance? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
167 Think it's Bansky? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
168 YOU tell him his line work's sloppy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
169 I think she's a creationist. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
170 It only feels like regular water. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
171 The doctor warned you about snacking between meals! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
172 C'mon now, lets wash those blues away! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
173 Next, we’ll see how deeply you want me to help you clean things up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
174 I said damn it all, not dam it all. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
175 Measure twice , chew once . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
176 I'm looking for a place to stay. Do you give a dam? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
177 The bark's worse when you bite. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
178 My dental floss is missing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
179 Hey, Beav, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
180 So you think that being a beaver is easy, if you're hungry you just eat a part of your home. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
181 Put that back! We're not building a wall! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
182 When this dam collapses and it will, they'll all sarcastically think 'leave it to beaver'! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
183 should he be indicted for all the species he has harassed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
184 You are so romantic. Is this what they call "jumping the broom"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
185 I have a gnawing question. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
186 Dam it, damn it! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
187 As the saying goes, a bush in the mouth is worth two in the bird. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
188 You're making us house poor. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
189 I told you "oak", that's birch, take it back. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
190 Now put the dam thing down, we need to talk! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
191 Dam it, I told you not to bite off more than you can chew! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
192 That is not part of the divorce agreement. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
193 Are you going to eat all that? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
194 Give me my dam branch back now! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
195 Hey, buddy, where do you think you’re going with my living room? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
196 Just because you cut it down doesn't make it yours. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
197 Robert, I thought we had agreed on porcelain for the bathroom! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
198 Hey, we are using only recycled wood now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
199 The problem, Frank, is your work ethic. You just don't seem to give a dam. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
200 Isn't this the one that said "You've got something stuck in your teeth"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
201 Take that down to the river, dammit... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
202 I'm tellin' ya, put it back right now 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
203 Leave it to beavers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
204 Mind your own dam business. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
205 No! We said tax reform first, then infrastructure. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
206 hey Beav, shouln't you ask dad before you give that to Edddie Haskell? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
207 You gonna waste that piece on Trump's wall too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
208 And you speak softly, too. I like that. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
209 The Judge said I get half of everything. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
210 I thought I told you, Arnold. Measure twice, cut once. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
211 Prenup clearly states 'branches gnawed before termination event in no circumstances are quasi-community property.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
212 Get your buckteeth out of my dam log 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
213 Hold on, You’ve got something stuck between your teeth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
214 We will have more trees if NAFTA is cancelled. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
215 Be sure to make it strong enough to withstand climate change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
216 Incessant chewing, this is a preexisting condition. Claim rejected. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
217 You see, I thought the bath would calm you down. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
218 I had no idea depth psychotherapy involved getting soaked! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
219 the hour is up, pull the drain, scrub the conversation. next week, we'll build a bridge over your troubled waters 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
220 Now that you are comfortable, let's talk about your childhood. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
221 Sooo...can I scrub your back?" "Are you sure this is a common treatment method for anxiety attacks?" "Of course, trust me! Didn't you see all my degrees on the wall!? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
222 You chew like a squirrel on steroids. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
223 Go dam'it Beaver 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
224 I'm a germaphobe, too. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
225 Listen Son. Don't you think it would be easier if you bathed at home from now on? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
226 Here. Wake up. You seem pretty immersed in that wet dream. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
227 Sir...., doctors always scrub in!! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
228 I call it "Immersive Therapy", why? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
229 Don't worry, I'm a doctor 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
230 Donald, you need to start pulling your weight around here. Puerto Rico needs a new power dam. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
231 You can stop chucking. It was a rhetorical question. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
232 Take it from me, kit, the one lesson I've learned is that being eager isn't worth a damn! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
233 Neglecting the importance of life in the uterus and cleanliness, has limited the effectivness of psychoanalysis. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
234 Now we are going to scrub those insecurities away. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
235 But don’t you see – if the bat had hit the ball this way, it would have gone foul and ba-ding - Mets win. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
236 Can I suggest a larger glass of wine to go with the menu? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
237 Is this emotionally warming? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
238 You call this the "start-up" you have been working on?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
239 Put down the log son, or I'll confiscate your entire 'Leave it to Beaver' DVD collection. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
240 Hey, I think you've chucked enough wood for one day! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
241 Lift with your legs, not your back! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
242 A little sharper point this time 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
243 Just the branches stupid! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
244 Enough with the busy work. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
245 Producing that inconsequential portion thereof does not constitute "giving a dam," counsel! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
246 Melvin, put that down, you don't need anymore fiber in your diet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
247 Frankly, my dear ... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
248 Dam it! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
249 Build your own dam wall! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
250 I wonder if this dude gives drawing lessons. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
251 Let him finish; then we'll take credit. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
252 Unlike other publications, we don't make mistakes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
253 Fake news. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
254 I told you not to go beyond "sit" and "stay"! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
255 Primitive Art 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
256 Wood you please pass that over? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
257 Calling yourself a vegan only counts if you are not a herbivore to begin with. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
258 This way you don't have to dream about drowning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
259 Dr. Lechter, I think this water is too hot. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
260 getting warmer ... but you also must floss 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
261 Today, let’s try to scratch a bit below the surface. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
262 This bathtub is my psychiatrist's assistant. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
263 I'll grab you two towels for the hot dog treatment and then a cold shower with meatballs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
264 The truth will come out if I rub it in. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
265 Fight your programming...just give me the stick for safekeeping. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
266 2 For 1 Rinse your body, while we clean your soul 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
267 We've done all that can be done with your mind. Now we must scrub the other parts of your body. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
268 There are no dirty thoughts. Just dirty old men. Start scrubbing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
269 I concur - you are in hot water. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
270 It's either this or the tiny washcloth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
271 Tell me again about your favorite bath toys. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
272 Imagine you're going through the birth tunnel. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
273 I'm afraid our time is up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
274 The bar of soap represents renewal... the son supplants his father. The brush, well, sometimes a brush is just a brush. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
275 At least the blood wont literally be on your hands anymore. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
276 First hot olive oil exfoliation, then herbal deep colon irrigation. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
277 I charge $200 an hour plus the towel fee. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
278 Two hundred dollars an hour to ‘soak my troubles’ away? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
279 Don't forget to wash between your ears. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
280 Sometimes a bathtub is just a bathtub. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
281 You think this is hard, wait till you have to brush your teeth! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
282 I'm on standby in case your glasses fog up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
283 The couch is coming Thursday. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
284 You appear to exhibit an excessive amount of juices to stew in. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
285 I have found it to be the most effective method for letting off steam. Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
286 I think I'm starting to reevaluate my therapist kink. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
287 Now that you've reached your safe place in the initial stage we can move on to the next step. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
288 I try to give all my patients a clean start 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
289 Ok Dr., now that you've scratched my back, I'll start yours. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
290 It's a process. You have to do the work. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
291 This will help wash away your neurotic guilty pleasures. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
292 OK, you wanted to experience submersion therapy. Can we do it my way now? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
293 We start gently like this. We keep Waterboarding just for those issues that are seriously hard to talk about 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
294 Sorry, zee rubber ducky called to cancel. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
295 Two more men will join you soon... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
296 Rub a dub dub, here comes the scrub. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
297 And when I gave you the blow-up pillow, how did that make you feel? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
298 No sir, this is not a brainwashing... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
299 Just imagine, you're in the ocean. Don't fight it. You can swim if you try. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
300 And, what would mommy say? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
301 Tell me about the temperature. How does it make you feel? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
302 Were there any significant loofah in your childhood? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
303 Now, I want you to gently descrub your feelings for me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
304 Sometimes a vash brush is just a vash brush. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
305 I believe I’m in the best position to know when you are ready for a bubble bath. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
306 You've got my back Doc? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
307 To love others you must first wash yourself 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
308 I think it's time that you come clean about what's really bothering you, Bill 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
309 Can you add some bubbles first? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
310 Consider my office your home away from home. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
311 We need to review your expectations for this session. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
312 This really isn't what I had in mind when I said you needed to relax during our sessions... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
313 After this we will work on your potty issues. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
314 Sorry for the late start, my last session ran a little over. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
315 Now repeat after me: "I cannot boil the ocean." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
316 Don't you worry about this brainwashing I'm giving you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
317 Ze ''Superego'' iz complazent. We wash ze ''id'' with ze long brush and uze zoap for ze private partz. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
318 I can't believe bubble bath is twenty bucks extra. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
319 No amount of bathing can scrub away the results from last November. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
320 You need to make a “clean” break with these troubling issues. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
321 Crazy bath 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
322 Let's not allow this session to get too heated 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
323 We're going to clean up your act, Mr. Driscoll. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
324 Sometimes a bath is just a bath 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
325 Although I'm your therapist, don't blame me for shrinkage. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
326 I think I have the tools to help you bring that to the surface. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
327 A bubble bath is after next weeks therapy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
328 This bath will be very therapeutic for your Oedipus complexion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
329 Frankly your take on full immersion therapy is all wet I'm afraid, Doctor! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
330 I told her I didn't want to go but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
331 I'm fully certified in Rational-Immersion Therapy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
332 Super man off duty 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
333 This is what happens when you skip your regular session. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
334 Now, let's vash avay da memories... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
335 An OCD house call, okay; but for brushing you, call a pet groomer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
336 Might as well keep the parts they envy nice and clean 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
337 Fifty minutes, or until you're pruney. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
338 I like my clients clean before I bleed them. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
339 In my brand of analysis, you need to come clean about every part of yourself 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
340 Your wife called. You're in hot water with her, too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
341 I know I'm up to my neck in hot water, why do you think I'm here??? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
342 You're in hot water, but you have a chance to come clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
343 Let's dive deeper. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
344 It's not about the bark...everything doesn't have to be about bark! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
345 I thought you were aspen-free. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
346 I told you birch, I'm allergic to willow. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
347 You always manage to get the bigger piece--you're very a-gnaw-ing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
348 You know I put Crazy Glue on there, right? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
349 Still working on that dam project, I suppose? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
350 'Spare me the toothy grin, Larry. That log has my miter saw carved all over it.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
351 Move that over there 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
352 The irony of this situation may be hard for you to comprehend. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
353 You better not leave that to Beaver! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
354 You got something stuck in your teeth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
355 I don't give a dam! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
356 Try it with arugula--best pond to table. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
357 We’re not going to anlebto build a wall on our southern border that way. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
358 We haven’t got all day , hurry up dammit 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
359 Stop! You're building a wall on the wrong border. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
360 No I will NOT speak softly, Theodore... And put down that big stick! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
361 Look, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're barking up the wrong tree. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
362 Don’t worry our descendants will still give us credit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
363 Give me that log. Don't you know it's knot poplar? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
364 Don't bite off more than you can chew. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
365 We will not pay for your dam. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
366 You and your dam excuses! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
367 The "reclaimed wood" motif is over, baby! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
368 You're eating us out of house and home! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
369 I keep forgetting why we do this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
370 Work, work, work. Same dam thing day after day. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
371 Now chuck it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
372 I gnawed it down. I should get the first bite. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
373 That's my shtick 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
374 This may take forever . . . that bark is bigger than your bite! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
375 I don't give a dam about your excuses! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
376 Take that back, you know pine doesn't match my decor of oak and willow! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
377 Stop making ripples on my side of the pond! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
378 Drop it! I'm EPA. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
379 Excuse me! I'm trying to watch Stranger Things. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
380 You think those things grow on trees or something? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
381 Can you please chew with your mouth closed? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
382 According to the city we need a permit for that branches 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
383 Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend a different branch. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
384 Careful. It's not gluten-free. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
385 I asked you to Dam It.... Not God 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
386 You could of least told me that you were having another litter! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
387 I can't deal with your obsessive compulsive disorder of rearranging the dam any longer 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
388 Build that damn wall! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
389 Harvey, I think it's best we don't use couches anymore. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
390 Today, we're going to try something new! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
391 Here. Use these for those hard-to-reach happy places. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
392 Don't be so uptight. Marat didn't have an analyst or a pillow. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
393 Our time's ip, Mr. Peterson. Next week we'l try adding the rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
394 Careful getting out so you don't make a Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
395 It's the latest in cogni-tub therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
396 I usually have 3 men in tub on scrubbing sessions. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
397 Okay, are we ready to wash those demons right of your hair? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
398 I realize you find me at times abrasive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
399 ''Dry off. your hour is up." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
400 Don't throw the baby steps out with the bathwater. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
401 Are you ready for a good analogy? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
402 Many of my clients says this helps the problems wash away. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
403 What if we try to cleanse them away before drowning them? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
404 I understand this is called somatic-work. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
405 Now, tell me about your fear of water. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
406 Relax and visualize not losing the soap in the water. You can do this. I'm right here. The brush is optional. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
407 I was told to see the branch manager, would that be you? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
408 The superego at 117 degrees Fahrenheit, like the ravenous heat-sensitive bedbug it is, bites the big one. So again, what is it you were saying about your father? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
409 I've always wanted to be a figure drawing model...but I'm feeling a little vulnerable. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
410 Out on a limb" dummy, not "chew off a limb. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
411 I've had enough of your dam excuses. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
412 You've got something in your teeth. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
413 Is that all you can carry, you wimp? You'll be my first tweet tomorrow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
414 The dam's the other way . . . you smarmy capitalist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
415 Hold it mister, you said I could have Formica in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
416 No, I will not be dammed. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
417 You know I hate knotty pine paneling. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
418 To be honest, today I just don't give a damn! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
419 Alright, wiseguy, where is the rest of the tree? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
420 So I says to the river "You're dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't!" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
421 There a border dispute,they want to down south for a wall. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
422 Is that gluten-free? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
423 Gnaw! Let me show you how. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
424 DAM it! I "saw" that log first! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
425 He says he wants feedback, but he's not as thick skinned as you'd think. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
426 She thinks the smartest should be on top of the evolutionary pyramid. But we can take care of that. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
427 The bath is $75 an hour. But Soap’s $25 and the brush is $50. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
428 When I asked if you were going to eat that you said 'naw'! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
429 Soap is the cure for stench. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
430 First, we'll have to scrub away the shame and guilt in order to get inside to the real you. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
431 Just let it all soak in, Mr. Gacy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
432 If I bath you, I have to bring in my nurse, and then, you'll have to pay her to. Your choice 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
433 A good first step would be stop calling that water you're wallowing in your "self-pity." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
434 Build that damn wall! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
435 I Was Dreaming I Was Swimming. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
436 Hmmph! Put down that branch! You know that Trump is opposed to a "big stick" policy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
437 So this is Immersion therapy. How do you feel about it? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
438 Sorry, Dr. Freud won't be back til next week. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
439 Well, I think we’ve entered the transference phase of your treatment for compulsive cleanliness... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
440 Now, let’s scrub that psyche. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
441 We’re going to scrub a dub dub all those negative self image voices away. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
442 Can I scrub out some information now? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
443 Now I will scrub you clean of all your dirty memories. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
444 You're not so hot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
445 Dream on dirty boy and do tell the dirtiest 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
446 Heavy water therapy--it's the new, clear option. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
447 Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
448 I've actually only passed the Bar exam. For the Brush you'll need to see a specialist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
449 Diagnosis: you're all wet! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
450 As waters break, you slide deeper and deeper towards the bristles .... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
451 Soakanalysis 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
452 And how does that make you feel, with 1 being slightly shriveled and 10 being downright pruney? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
453 Now, let's take you back to the scene where you met H. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
454 Ok, that's the hydro covered now let's start on the therapy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
455 Your fear of commitment will be a thing of the past with this new phobia-replacement treatment... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
456 I've told you, in order for this therapy to work, you've got to come clean with me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
457 Yes, you must relive the filth of your origin and then we will wash away your sins and you will be reborn in perfection. By the way, did you leave a credit card with the receptionist. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
458 Reality therapy cleanses the whole person! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
459 Self-esteem sponge or a schizophrenic scrub? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
460 It's the latest version of hydrotherapy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
461 Just a few more minutes before we get to work. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
462 Do you still mourn for the duck? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
463 If I only listened to Dr. Noah 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
464 And how does that feel? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
465 Freud, Shmoid. Vee find zat der inhibitions are erased mit a gut bath. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
466 You are a fine broth of a lad. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
467 Your psychotherapy will only work if you come clean with me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
468 You may have taken a bath on that deal, but with your other earnings it should all come out in the wash. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
469 Now, let's turn that frown upside down. I say if when you're emotionally underwater is a perfect time for a little spiritual cleansing! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
470 So tell me about your compulsive hand washing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
471 what does this tepid bath and scrub brush make you feel? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
472 Care for soap and a luffa while we explore the cesspool that is your life? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
473 Cleanse the body, then cleanse the mind -- Psych 101. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
474 Rub-a-dub-dub therapy has proven effective as now you are down to one. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
475 Are you ready to confront your privacy issue with the brush I had with your insurance company after they accused me of giving you a soaking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
476 You can just pee in there, I change the water for every patient. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
477 there's no point just stewing about it 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
478 (Singing) "I decided long ago, never to die anyone's bathtub..." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
479 Professional detachment is necessary for treatment Mr. Jones. But, I am not a loofah. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
480 Welcome to your first quid pro quo session. Let's get started" 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
481 You can add the bubbles once you've reached enlightenment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
482 Not to put too fine a point on it, but get your chompers off my log! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
483 Its "Office Bathing", stress reduction, the city version of Forest Bathing.... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
484 My new soap and scrub technique is designed to rid you of those nasty memories. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
485 It's called spachology. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
486 And what did your mother do to you when the bar of Ivory sank? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
487 Clean mind...Clean body...Take your pick. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
488 Frankly my dear I don't give a damn for your dam. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
489 Tell me more about these three men in the tub with you going “rubs dub dub.” 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
490 Scrub away your superego. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
491 "Tell me what you did with the little ruby ducks and then I'll scrub your back". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
492 To scrub, or not to scrub? When did you first have these feelings? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
493 Now do you understand why I only take cash? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
494 Its time to come clean with me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
495 I didn't think you would be so literal when I said I want to wash away my sins 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
496 Donald, you CAN bathe without your rubber ducky, but you have to WANT to bathe without your rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
497 This hydrotherapy comes with a cleaning! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
498 You're too eager! Dam it! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
499 We've done a lot of therapy now it's time for some brainwashing 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
500 Do you really want me to rub in your fears? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
501 No, Sigmund Freud has never spoke about salts bath or Jacuzzi 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
502 ...and so that's why I call this type of hydrotherapy "the Mueller". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
503 Me say, "we learn more words would make more sense," not "wood make more tents". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
504 Next time, you speak softly, and I'll carry the big stick. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
505 It's at this point in the thereputic process that I recommend that you go soak your head. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
506 You sure that want your rubber ducky? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
507 Think back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
508 Today, we’re going to purify your thoughts...literally. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
509 Now remember, there is nothing wrong for a man giving another man a rubdown. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
510 Tell me more about the dream you had with the two other men. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
511 This is not how I imagine a spa therapy to be like... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
512 I think you made your point. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
513 You young whippersnappers don't know nothin' about work. Took you all morning to get that pathetic little twig off'a the tree. For Pete's sake. Ya gotta put some tooth into it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
514 Have you washed your conscience clean yet? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
515 Now that your conscious is clean, let's get behind the ears. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
516 My contract with your behavioral health provider has just added a mandatory personal hygiene rider. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
517 This isn't what I had in mind when I decided to "cleanse my soul". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
518 Just remember, when you're up to your neck in it, I've got your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
519 We've found this to be more effective than The Hot Seat 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
520 Perhaps it's time for a clean break. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
521 I'd say you are in pretty hot water.... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
522 You can leave if you want, but that stays 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
523 Tell me about your wet dreams and then we'll clean you up. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
524 Tell me all of your dirty little secrets. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
525 Many of my patients get a soaking for this kind of therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
526 Five minutes left. Time to wash out your mouth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
527 I'm sorry, we're out of time. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
528 Psychotherapy? I'm sorry, you misheard. I got my doctorate in Spa Therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
529 My bath therapy usually drowns all your problems. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
530 No permit, no building. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
531 It's not brain wash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
532 PSYCHOHYDROTHERAPY 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
533 After fifteen minutes, you forget everything. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
534 I got your back, just let it out. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
535 Und now for zis year vee try zee soap..yah? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
536 Sorry, but this session should help you with your fear of not being able to swim! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
537 In today's session I would like to explore your darkest recesses. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
538 And when Rubber Ducky left because you were too high maintenance, how did that make you feel? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
539 Scrub, scrub, scrub your brain gently down the drain.... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
540 Maybe we should try something new today. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
541 The water couch has a leak. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
542 At your parent's age, it is wonderful they still have an active sex life! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
543 Spill your feelings. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
544 And, of course, Psyche Wash is on my website. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
545 Would you not agree, Brian? It is a rather small and insignificant loofah. Now, slowly...take it from my hand... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
546 Inside The Actor's Bathroom: I'm your host, James Lipton. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
547 Not much I can do to help you out of the hot water you're in. But maybe this soap and brush can clean things up a bit. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
548 It helped Archimedes discover water displacement, it can help you get through your marital troubles 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
549 Scrub those inhibitions. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
550 If my medical water doesn't dissolve your dirty thoughts, I can apply these therapeutic aids. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
551 Come clean about your childhood problems. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
552 Are we in hot water again Sir? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
553 If you are coming to a psychiatrist, you must come clean. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
554 Sorry, the rubber duck drowned last week. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
555 As my dearly beloved mother used to say. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
556 Trust me, I am the father of "Apothecary" therapy. I'am sure you will find it cleansing for the soul. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
557 I did not spend all those years in school for this! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
558 The rubber ducky is not part of the session. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
559 I know you're awash in misery. Help begins with scrubbing your own back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
560 I know you were expecting a loofah, but I promise the soap is fancy enough for us to make some real progress. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
561 Sure, that's great for the incisors, but you still gotta floss for the sawdust under the gums. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
562 This is a National Forest, you know! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
563 I just keep thinking, there must be a better way to make a pencil. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
564 We are not obstructionists! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
565 What did you think I meant by 'brainwashing'? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
566 Stop bringing work home with you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
567 You have something in your teeth! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
568 You’ve been gerrymandering this river. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
569 You can keep the river property, but I get the dam house. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
570 Aha, another snack between meals. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
571 If the Executive branch won't stop you, then ledges later, damn it! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
572 I told you, I have a coupon for the building center! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
573 I think we're ready to go deep. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
574 Hey! I saw that room partition first! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
575 I feel uncomfortable with this, Mr. Weinstein. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
576 I don’t know Doc...should I drown myself in my sorrows? Or can you help me brush them off? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
577 While you undergo this new kind of hydrotherapy I will be cleansing your soul... and your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
578 This is a new treatment. Back in the womb therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
579 I think the ink blots will scrub right off. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
580 Now you try walking on water. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
581 It's time to wash those blues away. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
582 Hydrotherapy for my passive-aggressive patients. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
583 At this point, I'm honestly not sure who is crazier. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
584 After I scrub your back we’ll proceed with the shock treatment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
585 We'll be dammed if you do and damned if you don't. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
586 Wake up little one, time for Mommie to scrub you clean. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
587 Be careful you don't slip. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
588 I still feel dirty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
589 Now wash your mom right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
590 It’s not alternative therapy. You’re just dirty. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
591 It’s a prelude to brain-washing 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
592 " I liked working with dead bodies so much in Mortician school I went right into private practice Spa-Therapy"! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
593 So, in your dream you were Jean-Paul Marat? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
594 Don’t even think about it, Harvey. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
595 Trust me, no one can see you Tub Wetting... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
596 HEY, clean up your thoughts so we can continue our water therapy 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
597 19 years of therapy; sometimes I think you're trying soak me! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
598 Well my wall is going to be HUGE and beautiful and you will never going to be able to past it. Oh, and you are going to pay for it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
599 So, let's continue our role-play. You'll be Vladimir Putin, and I'll be Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
600 When I said I wanted you to be comfortable, Dave, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
601 Now don't make it a habit 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
602 Ok, I've scrubbed the negative reviews, so you don't need to pull the plug, 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
603 IS THIS WHY YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED?? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
604 And you'll want to scrub especially carefully around your sensitive ego... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
605 Now we'll see who gets to call who “shrink". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
606 Now, Herr Schmidt, you're going to vash zhat man right out of your hair! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
607 These are here for your use. I'm going to step out for a few moments and will knock before I reenter. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
608 I draw the line at washing your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
609 You won't miss the rubber ducky after a few more sessions. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
610 Before we begin, I want you to wash away any negative feelings from your past 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
611 No, this is not part of the analysis. You just really smell. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
612 Yes, I did attend Bath Spa University. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
613 Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
614 It's the new psychobubble treatment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
615 Your id needs a scrub. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
616 While a hot bath may soothe the anxious Ego, a hard back scrub will elicit the Id. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
617 Life is so much better when we talk 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
618 "We do not need to scrub your body, we need to scrub your filthy mind." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
619 Don't splash. This carpet is $100 a yard. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
620 And now, I want you to wash your cares away. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
621 Bubbles aren't covered by your insurance." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
622 I'm not actually a shrink. But I can still wash your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
623 Look what you made me do. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
624 You're getting pruney. You're getting verrrrry pruney. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
625 Try not to get soap phobia 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
626 I will now scrub your back to relieve the last of your anxieties 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
627 If you close your eyes, I'm certain it will feel more like mommy's womb. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
628 I really only wanted to cleanse my mind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
629 Sometimes a full body wash by a man is just a full body wash by a man. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
630 I think you'll find my spa treatments very therapeutic. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
631 You can't get 'em clean without a brush and soap no matter what your mother said. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
632 At $350 an hour you could at least include bubbles. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
633 The tiramisu serves a hundred. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
634 So, you're still accused of being all wet. Huh? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
635 You can clean up what you say. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
636 Sometimes a bath brush is just a bath brush. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
637 Remember acceptance? You weren't transported to the womb, but you still get a nice bath. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
638 Zis is submersion therapy. Now I will procced with cleansing you of all troubles. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
639 It's about time you came clean 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
640 I think we should discuss your interpretation of the concept "immersion therapy." 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
641 Now recall your childhood and your mouth being washed out with soap. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
642 I feel I need to clarify that it's still a 50-minute hour. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
643 You seem steamed 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
644 It's cheaper than the Ritz. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
645 Why water-emersion psychotherapy? His problems started after his wife’s water birth. Apparently the placenta stayed in his hands & the baby sank... If this doesn’t work, I have a brush to give him a spanking ..... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
646 Let the bath water be your self pity and these your festering resentments. See you next Tuesday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
647 What did you think I meant when I said: "Cleanse your mind of dirty thoughts?" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
648 It's a new technique to boost self-esteem, you know: cleanliness is next to godliness. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
649 RUB-A-DUB-DUB. MY TURN IN THE TUB 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
650 No, home tub phobia is quite common. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
651 Now let's continue from our last session. Tell me more about your feelings of inadequacy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
652 And how long have you had the feeling of being all washed up? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
653 Try these for getting your father's controlling narcissism off your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
654 Now tell daddy you’re not too big to wash in the sink. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
655 Please stop focusing on what you've done in the past. This is a more authentic approach to immersion therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
656 I don't want to talk about my mother 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
657 Freudian therapy, before the discovery of the sub-conscious. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
658 I think I left the iron on. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
659 It's all-inclusive. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
660 I love the innovativeness of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
661 Once your delusion is over, I hope you can see yourself in some dry clothes. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
662 We'll start the hard work once you're pruney. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
663 . . . and vhen vee scrub de mind sufficiently . . . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
664 Brainwashed 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
665 There's something you need to get off your chest. I'll take care of your back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
666 I hope that's water in there. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
667 ...and what did your mother do now? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
668 And you still think you smell like your ex-wife? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
669 Finally, a way to hypnotize that works! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
670 Would you mind if I loosened my tie now? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
671 You will feed better when you come clean. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
672 Let’s try to begin. House calls are extra. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
673 First, we discuss excessive multi-tasking .... then you get these back. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
674 As a student, Dr. Stein didn't think he needed to read the chapter on immersion therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
675 First you scrub off all the filthy germs, then we'll talk about your OCD. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
676 Beavers create ecosystems. We do not build walls. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
677 Just gnaw it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
678 I like to interpret an eddy in the stream of consciousness as a time for reflection and deep cleaning 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
679 Now, we're going to scrub out all those dark crevices of your mind, 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
680 To begin with, therapy is a cleansing process . . . 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
681 It's time to come clean. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
682 Think of it as your id 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
683 What did you think I meant by immersion therapy? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
684 How should I couch this ? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
685 This should put a stop to your fear of drowning dreams. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
686 You know, there are limits to my accommodating your narcissistic sense of entitlement. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
687 so you are afraid the new tax may create a "soak the rich movement?" 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
688 So, how's that working for you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
689 My advice is to cleanse away those drowning thoughts 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
690 So, just how long have you been wetting your pants? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
691 Your O.C.D. is clearly just in your head Mr. Wilkins. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
692 Okay. How about just the soap? You can still hold it with one hand. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
693 It's time to take your immersion therapy to the next step. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
694 Listen, if doctors can do house visits, so can therapists, Carl. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
695 Sometimes a warm bath is just a warm bath. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
696 I am trying the frog in boiling water approach. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
697 Not sure how much I'm helping, but let me know if you'd like me to do your back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
698 Agreed. This beats last week's session on the toilet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
699 It’s your decision whether you want your back scrubbed or to play with your toy boat. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
700 So many tears - I'm worried about my carpet 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
701 Yes, I understand. You are no longer part of his team. Here, scrub and tell me all about it... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
702 In fourteen days you will no longer fear water. Eighteen max. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
703 This is the real reason we’re called shrinks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
704 It is my professional opinion that you only require the "aroma therapy " package. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
705 Now, sing a few bars of , "Always look on the bright side of life" as you scrub away all that negativity. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
706 You just need to wash that guy right outta' your hair! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
707 We've now come to the essence of bathtub-choice therapy: Do you want the hard scrub, or the soft soap? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
708 How's that workin' for ya? You want me to add some epsom salts? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
709 It's a new form of therapy. I call it 'Washy Washy, Why Do You Hate Your Mother?'. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
710 Now let's go back to your dream in which I have a bathtub in my office. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
711 I'm feeling pretty, pretty, pretty clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
712 Do you feel anything bubbling up to the surface? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
713 "No worries. You will NOT be thrown out with the bathwater again !". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
714 Trust me, it wasn't one of your delusions; it was a real skunk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
715 Yes, I said come clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
716 How do you feel about someone you don't know scrubbing your back? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
717 Yes, Id shrinks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
718 You only pay for the brush, the soap is free in water therapy! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
719 I can see your problems are behind you. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
720 Even earlier Freud: "I put the soap under your foot when you try to stand up and then you say the first thing that pops into your head." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
721 You'll have to scrub your own back. I'm a few credits short of that certification. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
722 I told you that hydrotherapy would keep you quite all right 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
723 When you get out of tub, I'll take off my clothes and give you a massage. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
724 Now, about your rubber ducky dream.... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
725 Mr. Therapist, is this really necessary? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
726 Any last words? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
727 Since you haven't been telling me the whole truth, Mr. Miller, I'm offering you a chance to come clean. And your mother said to pay special attention to your back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
728 I guess I shouldn't have said we could "literally' wash away your guilt. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
729 I like to call it a Freudian Soap 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
730 My turn. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
731 Cold water? That's why they call me a shrink. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
732 Ready to face your dirt? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
733 And how does that warm water make you feel? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
734 Sometimes a bar of soap is just a bar a soap. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
735 We'll talk about it when you cool off. How does that make you feel ? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
736 To clear your mind , we must first cleanse the body! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
737 Due to a pre existing condition, John was in a pool of his own 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
738 it get's easier with practice 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
739 Man in Bathtub. Waterboarding guilt therapy session. waterboarding guilt therapy session. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
740 Sometimes a loofah is just a loofah. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
741 Fear of heights? ... Oh, I thought you had a fear of water. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
742 Pass the soap? No soap, radio! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
743 Hmm. So you forgot to bring a towel. I wonder what that means... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
744 Mental hygiene starts at session two. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
745 I call it washing away your fears. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
746 That's the thing about therapy, you gotta come clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
747 Go ahead, but we're still not paying for it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
748 Today, you regress to the womb. Next week: further back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
749 Referenced from the chapter “Recovery of the Sex Dream” in The Psychoanalyst's Guide to Quick Fixes. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
750 Trust me. This will jump start the transference/counter-transference dynamics in a big way. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
751 There is a certain amount of self-help involved with my therapies. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
752 Okay. After a scrubbing-down, I’m going to provide you with some snorkeling equipment that – 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
753 Go get your own treats and leave the Dam alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
754 Yes, it is less awkward with the couch, but the multitasking potential has me sold. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
755 Harvey, when you said you wanted me to help you clean up your act, this isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
756 Sometimes a bath is only a bath. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
757 Congratultions, chicken soup immersion therapy is not for everyone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
758 Show me a dirty man and I will cure him for you 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
759 Today we will regress to the Eocene Epoch to see if we can reach the source of your compulsive rock scrubbing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
760 Have we gotten to the bottom of it yet? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
761 For $40 extra, your psychohydro cleanse becomes a spa day. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
762 You said you wanted to clean your concience. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
763 Would you like I should massage your ego? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
764 Don't you know it's preferable to floss? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
765 Didn't I tell you Mr. Klein, "either change your ways or you'll wind up in hot water"? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
766 Here, maybe this flat rock and over-sized toothbrush will help. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
767 I can't tell you what's in the bath or the soap, but I guarantee this will eliminate the skunk smell. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
768 Rub a dub dub, scrub away your guilt! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
769 It’s either me, or him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
770 Did you remember to check the elastic modulus? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
771 I told you I wanted birch, go back and don't forget the bread and eggs either. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
772 Anyway, this whole area will be under water in 20 years. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
773 Turn around mister and put that back on my dam exactly where you found it! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
774 I think it will be worth more if the artist is dead 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
775 No, remember: I'm the brains. You're the brawn. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
776 Hey pal, I think you got a little something stuck between your teeth. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
777 One more log and YOU keep it clean. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
778 I had that for lunch. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
779 Go back and do it again, and this time you better look more eager. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
780 If they're all this small, we'll never finish that damn dam. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
781 I will build a great dam, and salmon will pay for it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
782 Bark tastes worse when you bite. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
783 Another notch cast in stone. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
784 Not so eager! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
785 Secretary Zinke said he will pay us for every tree we can gnaw down in the National Parks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
786 Damn, damn damn!!! I am NOT paying for another pair of braces for you!! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
787 You can have your hunch back, I have my own. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
788 It clearly states in the divorce papers that I get the last branch! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
789 An American's perspective of Canadians. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
790 I warned you about branching out on your own. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
791 For once can you stop being so damn Canadian! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
792 You seem a little too eager. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
793 I said damn you, not dam it! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
794 Take it back. I can smell that GMO from here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
795 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
796 You have something between your teeth. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
797 No, I said Damn it! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
798 Don't be a tree hogger. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
799 Don't you ever get tired of Branch for Brunch? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
800 Hey! I wanted that for the teepee. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
801 This is not a substitute for flossing! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
802 Didn't anyone ever tell you that you shouldn't give a woman something practical for her birthday? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
803 We’re calling a contractor this time! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
804 We call it mental hygiene 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
805 No, this is not where we floss. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
806 You still have to floss! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
807 That branch has my tooth marks on it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
808 How many times have I asked you not to bring work home with you? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
809 I don't care if it's a famous tongue-twister, it's offensive to woodchucks! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
810 The orthodontist said that's a no-no. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
811 This new format helps you wash it all away. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
812 Can't you see how wrong it is to ask me to do that, Mr. Weinstein? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
813 We’ve found this therapy most effective for people suffering from the last election. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
814 When the moment is right, tell me how it feels to come clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
815 Either come clean or its waterboarding 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
816 Take this chicken bouillon and loofah—you feel the stress just melt away. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
817 Maybe now I can help you to come clean 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
818 I'm here to assist you in the cleansing process. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
819 Less self-absorbed, you won't feel so wet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
820 A clean body nurtures a clean soul. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
821 Why? Everything isn't all about you, you narcissist. I'm germaphobe, bro. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
822 Pretend I'm your mom. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
823 I’ll give you a rub while we wait for the other two. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
824 I can't absolve you until I know you're clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
825 I sadly am a Shrink. Not a Sink. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
826 All this education and I'm suppose to scrub your back? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
827 This is just a precaution since you said you had wounds that weren’t healing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
828 I don't need a scrubbing I want my rubber duckie 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
829 I shall have to go deep below the surface to address your oedipal complex. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
830 Lesson number one - never, ever trust a bubble. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
831 You're gonna need a bigger tub, Chief Brady. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
832 Oh my...he's recording our existence! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
833 If he thinks this is gonna stop us from eating him, he’s got another thing coming. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
834 One year of art school and he thinks he's the next famous graffiti artist. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
835 His work is ok, but I he doesn't seem to be evolving. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
836 A thousand years from now we’ll get the credit 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
837 Maybe cleaning yourself of filth will help. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
838 That branch was on my property line and I know it! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
839 “I don’t know about you but I particulary enjoy his bold use of color and the inherent power in his brushstrokes 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
840 What's in it for me if I scratch your back? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
841 Well I'll be damned undammed, if I let you get away with this! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
842 The aroma therapy is for me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
843 Considering that the next step is shock therapy, if I were you, I would see if soaping up and brushing away might work. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
844 Trust me, I’m a doctor 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
845 We’ve had some complaints that our hot tub therapy sessions are too intimate. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
846 We’re going to try an alternative to your rubber duck for this week’s immersion therapy session. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
847 Nope won't be any Freudian slips here. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
848 Do I find what you've told me distasteful? Why do you ask?". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
849 See? Your life is not slipping down the drain. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
850 I've found this works better than the couch for the germaphobe. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
851 We’ve still got some time remaining—may I get in and scrub your back? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
852 This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when you asked for "water therapy" 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
853 Listen, we're not here to talk about my fetish, we're here to talk about yours. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
854 One branch? You don't look very busy to me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
855 I don't like the color. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
856 Keep your dam hands off my dam branch. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
857 And when you’ve finished flossing your teeth, you can get on with the dam 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
858 Fine, don't build a wall! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
859 The archaeologists will never figure out why the creatures got top billing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
860 Why the obsession with sharing pictures of their meals in this new media? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
861 Why aren't they using our numbering system? It's so much easier to paint by numbers. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
862 Now then, let's see if we can soak that pesky psychosis away. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
863 What about that comment makes you feel in hot water? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
864 You're under arrest for dismantling the border wall prototype. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
865 You've got a-- actually, you know what? It doesn't matter. We're beavers. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
866 You have something stuck between your teeth 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
867 Dam(n) it, it’s my turn! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
868 Your time is up, so we will bring out the rubber duckies next time 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
869 After the primal steam therapy, I'll try brushing your mouth out with soap and water. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
870 You’ve changed your mind ... and now want a couch? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
871 " Hey you!...young fellow, stop chewing that thing, any chance have you seen nearby my beautiful old tree? Coulda sworn...! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
872 C'mon,it's my turn 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
873 Don't forget to floss tonight! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
874 taste's like chicken 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
875 If I hear you say 'Leave it to beaver' one more time... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
876 Forget about infrastructure - what we need is a corporate tax cut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
877 You're barking up the wrong tree. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
878 Make your dam like your mother said or I'll you a new one! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
879 Your wall won't keep me out! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
880 He's just expressing his First Amendment rights. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
881 You're gonna need to get those front ones capped 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
882 Your bite is bigger than that bark. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
883 I'm not going to tell you again; Chew With Your Mouth Closed 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
884 I don’t care if we are large semiaquatic rodents; I’m not living in any more flooded lodges. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
885 I think you're just trying to LOOK busy! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
886 Don't grind your teeth, gnaw. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
887 I work all day and come home to the same slap dash quickie dinner again. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
888 This is a stickup! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
889 'Give me that dam stick!' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
890 If that's our idea of a peace pipe, go fish! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
891 You're a dam joke. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
892 I'll be dammed if you do! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
893 You want to get busy? Let's get busy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
894 “No, I said “pale" birch! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
895 I am going to count from 1 to 10, and at 10, you will be wide awake and no longer have a dirty mind. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
896 You expect me to give a dam just because you're the branch manager? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
897 Relax! I've got your back. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
898 I always fantasized that I was in hot water . . . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
899 Your mother was right about one thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
900 Your almost done! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
901 You don't always need to be such an eager beaver. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
902 This isn't what I imagined "going deep" meant. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
903 You have a very dirty mind. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
904 You've got to clean up your act Harvey 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
905 And another thing, you better finish that dam if you expect to get out of the doghouse. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
906 It’s Hydroanalysis. I supply the tools, but you still have to commit to the work. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
907 I'm not a shrink, I'm a pucker. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
908 Clean body, clean mind, clean, clean, clean. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
909 Deep breath, and, "cleansing thoughts." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
910 You don't give a dam do you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
911 Yes your disorder is indeed unique. I have never had a patient who could only be social while bathing 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
912 In my right hand is a bar of soap, that’s your ego, in my left hand is a brush and that is, well, that is a brush. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
913 The only thing left to wash now is your brain. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
914 We're going to wash that man right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
915 A towel? Unfortunately we are out of time. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
916 That’s never going to fill the hole your father left, you know. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
917 Before psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud tried the much less successful, scrub-a-dub-dub analysis. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
918 You'll enjoy it more when you get a lefty scrubbing you. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
919 Oct 30 issue. I know it's too late, but: " I told you he was precocious". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
920 Today I will help you remember what it felt like when rubber ducky said good-bye. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
921 We'll begin by addressing the repressed desires buried underneath those dirty fingernails. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
922 I'm not sure I signed up for this 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
923 It's safe to pass you the soap now that you can't Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
924 These are yours if you show me your hands. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
925 Oh, you were at work? I called the dam, they said you didn't show up today. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
926 Sigmund's "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" comment depended on whether it was clean or dirty, Sid. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
927 Those are implants, right? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
928 I doubt if this method is covered by your insurance. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
929 "Please be careful getting out of the tub. My insurance doesn't cover Freudian slips". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
930 So what part don't you get? I said the soap is your neurosis, but the brush is just a brush. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
931 ~A warm bath may help you feel less lonely, but a good scrubbing with soap and brush might do as well.~ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
932 No - it's not a symbolic cleansing of your super-ego. It's your body odor 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
933 I'm thinking you might have misread the recipe-- "simmer in a warm broth" was meant for the chicken, not you! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
934 Would you like me to wash behind your worries? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
935 You're always bringing your work with you. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
936 Get off my log. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
937 Don’t be so dam eager! That one is mine! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
938 Go ahead. You could use the fiber. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
939 I was hoping you would come clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
940 I'm pretty certain this is not what was done to Marat. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
941 I find it derivative and reductive. Yea, let’s hit it with our clubs. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
942 I hope this hydrotherapy helps me get over my always getting the brushoff. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
943 You'll feel better about yourself if you come clean. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
944 I feel that the conversation is finally heating up. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
945 Harvey, please, I'm not going to scrub your back. Now please take the brush back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
946 Some say it's outdated, but I still believe in Calgon Therapy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
947 Be careful, getting out, of the Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
948 Tell me more about your brush with death. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
949 Now, Homer .... show me how your Mommie told you to clean your 'winkie'. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
950 And now I cleanse you with your tears. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
951 Is this the type of wet dreams you have been having? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
952 If you expect me to help you, you're really going to have to come clean with me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
953 Mmm, interesting...tell me about your luffa... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
954 Sorry doc, not remembering the womb... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
955 I will cancel your 2 o'clock and tell them you are submerged at the moment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
956 It's time to get over your fear of sodium. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
957 It's a new method, but I think you'll find it soaks in far more efficiently than others. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
958 This is not what i meant by brain washing 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
959 First, we cleanse! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
960 Sometimes in life we just have to buy a new Ducky. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
961 There, admit it. Isn't that better. Nothing a little soap and water won't remedy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
962 And now let's give your soul a good scrubbing. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
963 Other than 'dirty' how did it make you feel? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
964 'When I said you needed to extend an olive branch, that's not what I meant!' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
965 Since you're in hot water, I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
966 What do YOU think it means? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
967 It's unconventional yes. But all of my degrees on the wall can't be wrong. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
968 And now you will please perform the final part of the exam testing your normalcy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
969 Sigmund’s Soakology 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
970 It's a new form of therapy I call psycho-spanalysis. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
971 So how long have you had this desire to hear me say "our bath time is up, I think we've made great progress"? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
972 Can we talk about your uncontrollable swearing? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
973 When you asked if I wanted to play doctor, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
974 This helps unlock the earliest memories. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
975 If it surfaces, wash it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
976 This is the most effective treatment for a filthy mind 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
977 You chewed that branch off my family tree! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
978 When this goes out of style it's going to be a bear to clean up. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
979 Now if your desire to harass employees has not abated, I can wash your mouth out with soap so you can come clean about your dalliances. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
980 It's not necessarily a bad thing when your ego tells your id to wash behind the ears. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
981 I wish I could do more for you, but your HMO will only pay for a wash and dry. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
982 And then I'll just wash away your dirty mind. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
983 All limb; no lodge. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
984 well Mr. Johnson, after 5 years of intense therapy, i am happy to tell you a good scrubbing is all you really needed. here you go. and hurry, your time is almost up. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
985 Our time is nearly up. Let all that tension drain-away, and we'll continue next week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
986 Did your mother ever beat you with a toothbrush? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
987 It's the latest cure for sex addiction. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
988 You'll float, too. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
989 You're being a little mellow-dramatic, don't you think? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
990 All you really need is a good guilt scrub. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
991 Now we strip away your inhibitions. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
992 Don't bristle, it's called immersion therapy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
993 Now, I just want you to relax... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
994 Your bark is worse than your bite! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
995 You have something between your teeth. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
996 You don't give a damn about the damn dam. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
997 Don’t talk with your mouth full. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
998 With immersion therapy you don’t want to go too deep at the start... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
999 How can you expect to be scrubbed without first scrubbing yourself? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1000 You have a dirty mind. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1001 This is the new normal. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1002 Now let that sink in. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1003 Now will you tell me about your dreams? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1004 Complimentary back scrub? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1005 You think you're taking a bath now? Wait 'til you get my bill. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1006 Sublimation Therapy 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1007 I believe we are making progress. I finally sea anemone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1008 To be clean is . . . to be clean. That will be two-hundred dollars. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1009 Will the butcher and baker be joining our session today? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1010 I told you not to get those dam implants. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1011 Has anybody ever told you that you have an old soul? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1012 You're awash in guilt. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1013 Think of the soap as the love your father never gave you, and the brush, your mother’s promiscuity. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1014 Back to the womb therapy is working, but what about reinforcing it with this... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1015 Sure you’re busy. Everyone’s busy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1016 Seriously! My couch feels like a bathtub to you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1017 I sense resistance in getting at the dirt in the nooks and crannies of your subconscious. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1018 It's the new therapy to cleanse you of indecent impules. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1019 I'm here to help with those"hard to reach" places. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1020 Everyone’s shrinks, get over it! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1021 I can see you're trying to stay afloat but my constant chatter makes you feel like I am brushing you off. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1022 Don't forget to floss after you eat that 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1023 Yes, I'm serious. Global warming is a planetary crisis. Think of the polar bears. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1024 It's a special this month to rid yourself of those dirty thoughts. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1025 So, it all starts when your Dad sank all your boats? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1026 And that's what happened to my last patient... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1027 Now we’ll do it as a round: “Row row your boat...(gently down the golden stream.) 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1028 therapeutic bath 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1029 You're the filthiest client I've ever had. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1030 We need to get to the issues that have been submerged for so long. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1031 Won't solidify for another hour—confess crimes, let me analyze, and see if there's another way. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1032 The Godfather thinks that a cement bath in your own home is more compassionate. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1033 In this exercise we will cleanse your subconscious of bad memories and beliefs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1034 Now tell me about the wet dreams you have been having. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1035 You're being paranoid again, I assure you I soak all my patients equally. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1036 You said you wanted to clean up your act, didn't you? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1037 Join in! We're gonna wash that man right out of our hair... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1038 Friendship can be a bit more than a funny handshake. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1039 This is a new therapy for treating germophobia. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1040 Freudian soaks help to understand your subconscious 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1041 At this point doctor I think I’m all washed up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1042 slow brew 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1043 Don't worry I studied under Dr. Bronner. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1044 I'm tellin' you man if Kevin Spacey is auditioning you, you better use this brush to get to those hard to reach areas." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1045 It's psychobubble not psychobabble... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1046 All this ritual because you're afraid to be circumcized? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1047 This is a whole another meaning to SOAP note. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1048 C'mon, Arnie! You know ya' gotta come clean before I let you go home. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1049 We're gonna wash that man right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1050 Just relax Mr. Weinstein, this will help you cleanse those inner feelings. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1051 Soap and water, water and soap....that's all there is. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1052 And sometimes a rubber duck is just a rubber duck. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1053 ...and when I snap my fingers you have a good scrub. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1054 Why don't we stop there and begin with the back next visit? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1055 Welcome to video game therapy. Let's calibrate with some object recognition. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1056 Get in there real deep like, boy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1057 I think the problem in, wherever you step out of you "bed", you get completely dirty. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1058 No thank you. That last time was not helpful. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1059 Doctor, how does this therapy help my anxiety? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1060 So....did you put in the cumin and the chicken stock? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1061 Would you rather have a rubber ducky ? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1062 Brain washing doesn't have to be a painful experience.... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1063 So tell me, did your mother like these? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1064 To each according to his ability. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1065 There are only two type of men: those that feel the heat and those that feel the collusion. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1066 Remember: you're a groundhog, not a beaver - we only work one day a year. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1067 Fake news. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1068 It seems like its bark is bigger than your bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1069 I warned you gum tree would stick to your dentures. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1070 Put that dam thing back where you found it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1071 'The beaver who mistook his wife for a branch: and other clinical tales' by Oliver Sacks 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1072 Of two evils, choose the lesser but alas they are birds of a feather flock together. Both they are abuse to one's heart's content each other. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1073 Don't give me that toothache crap. Get back to work! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1074 I told the boss, sure we can make it 30 feet high, but we aren't going to pay for the dam thing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1075 Hold it right there! I felled it. It's mine to put where I see fit! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1076 Is that gluten-free? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1077 Drop it! I just finished paying your orthodontist! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1078 You’re biting off ore than you can chew! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1079 Would you like to see our dinner menu? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1080 I'm not looking for active. I'm looking for busy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1081 Forget about infrastructure - what we need are corporate tax cuts. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1082 Yes, Carol. That stick does make your butt look big. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1083 Repeat after me, "Rub-a-dub-dub Wash my neuroses Off in the tub!" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1084 Very good. Now scrub-a-dub, and away go troubles down the drain. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1085 Back scrub is free of charge for the first session. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1086 Yes, as a matter of fact, that is pea soup. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1087 I have to clean up your body before I can clean up your mind, 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1088 I think you are in the fetal stage. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1089 We can try to scrub away your troubles. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1090 Obviously you see me as a surrogate for your father who did throw you out with the bath water. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1091 Little does it know that those are its last words. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1092 ‘We’ve gone from birth trauma up to assisted living. Next session we’ll try dementia. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1093 Sit up and I'll scrub your back while you tell me about how your mother emasculated you. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1094 Clean mind...Clean body...Take your pick. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1095 It's your very own "Rub-A-Dub" tubby It's your very own Rub-A-Dub tubby 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1096 Now, when I hand you the soap, I want you to think about the last time you really washed behind those ears. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1097 That's the best dam log I've seen in a while! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1098 I see you are ready to take the next step in my patented BATHE-rapy. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1099 OK, it comes down to this, loofa or brush? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1100 You know we're building only with reclaimed wood this year, right? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1101 Yes, I have read EVERY book on sexual scandals, too... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1102 No, perhaps it would be better if you would tell me why you are soaking in a tub. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1103 Now we will replace your need to bath with Beverly Sills with brush and soap. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1104 Apparently, you forgot to scrub between your ears. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1105 Why don't we start where we left off last week -- can you describe for me, again, the crummy filth of your sexual fantasies? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1106 Patience, Mr. W. This is a particularly severe case of tar and feathers. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1107 Interesting. Let's just let that soak in for a moment. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1108 Did you file an environmental impact statement? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1109 Stop thinking about pulling the plug - I've scrubbed the data. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1110 Imagine you are on a horse riding through the frozen tundra. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1111 Have you cleaned behind your ears? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1112 Keeping a chair by the bathtub is a bad idea because the water and humidity will damage the leather. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1113 I am not a Quack. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1114 Today, we are going to be dealing with total cleansing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1115 Next week we'll work on getting sober. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1116 I'm sorry, but we can't just "Leave It to... You!" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1117 Now is the time when you need to step up and do something for yourself. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1118 I have a memory from childhood when my mother used to say I looked like an animal when I was in the bath...a little bare. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1119 For your thoughts, we need actual cleansing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1120 By time this bar of soap is consumed you will no longer be galeophobic." We will see "Jaws" together next month. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1121 How long have you been thinking that you are a bathtub? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1122 OK, now slowly hand me the rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1123 I can't help you if you don't want to feel clean. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1124 We often prescribe hydrotherapy for dirty thoughts.... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1125 You know I'm here to help you, but I don't think you came for the therapy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1126 Look, this is the only treatment for Sean Hannity overload. Start scrubbing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1127 Hmm. You still seem tense. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1128 I find that my "tub-couch" promotes relaxation and stimulates self disclosure. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1129 Your mommy made me do this. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1130 I tell you, this soap and brush are just soap and a brush . . . so you'll come clean with me! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1131 It’s not OCD—you really are dirty. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1132 I think I preferred the couch, Doctor Freud. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1133 No, you're not drowning in debt, but I'll see to it that you do. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1134 Stick to your own damn dam. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1135 Oak? All our other furniture is maple! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1136 mother chucker, you stole my wood! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1137 Stop playing with that dam thing! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1138 I'm going to ask how much he would charge to do me in oil. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1139 That bark is worse than your bite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1140 Buck off! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1141 Aspen? You do realize that that will clash with our Cedar theme. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1142 I'm already reduced to nothing. Please, may I log out? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1143 We can't be sure if the angst is caused by the underarm odor or vice versa. But let's start with a hot bath and see what happens. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1144 So, have always tried to be a multi-tasked? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1145 "Hi Mom!" ... Really?!? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1146 Does this make you think of your mother? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1147 Times up. We will get to soap and brush next week. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1148 First, on a random dock and now this. I'm going to switch you to Viagra. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1149 It's because you hate your mother. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1150 So glad you were able to get this off your back, Mr. Smith. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1151 Here. Take the soap. Make a clean breast of it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1152 It's our fourth anniversary, you dolt! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1153 Is this your best dam idea of a birthday gift? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1154 Relax and allow the chicken soup to soak into your psyche. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1155 How about we use that to dam the river? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1156 No thanks. I'm still a carnivore. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1157 You know that’s a carb! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1158 You're always bringing your dam work home! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1159 I told you your teeth would get stuck 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1160 So you went out on a limb and got the oak piece knowing it would totally clash with our cherry! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1161 Those things are loaded with insoluble cellulose. You're better off with probiotics. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1162 Those dinosaurs are so smart! All my drawings look like stick figures! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1163 I belong to the school of thought that rejects the loofah. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1164 Tell me more about this sinking feeling that you have. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1165 The soap will cleanse your soul. The brush will revitalize your life. seize the moment. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1166 Doctor, let’s not pull the plug on this idea yet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1167 Blather. Rinse. Repeat. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1168 Calling that loofah a "falafel' is giving me flashbacks to when I hosted "The Factor." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1169 J'ai dit froid, pas Freud! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1170 Can I see your neck? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1171 I know what I am doing. Everyone of my degrees was obtained by washing someone's back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1172 It’s the newest two in one “come clean” therapy 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1173 At least your conscience is clean. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1174 Scrub away your neuroses? Of course, you realize we only have 5o minutes. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1175 I have a radical approach to spa therapy 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1176 Your mother said she loves you and "Wash your peepee" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1177 We just thought it would save time to cleanse your pores at the same time as your guilt 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1178 It may seem unorthodox, but trust me, it works. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1179 You might be willing Bucky...but you ain't eager. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1180 I told you to stay away from the comments section. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1181 WATER you upset about now? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1182 See if you can sink a bit deeper into the feelings that come up. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1183 This is just for cleaning. Wait'll you see my root canal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1184 Just wash it off. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1185 Unlike the devil, the 'Soap Wizard Co.' doesn't need to be thought of to appear. We are 'God Scent'. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1186 How many times did I tell you not to swing the damn stick? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1187 Is it feeling oceanic yet? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1188 While we're at it, lets address your foul language. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1189 This should help relieve your Titanic guilt! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1190 That's not worth a damn... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1191 No, I don't have a toothpick. Just chew more slowly. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1192 Hey, no inbetween meals saplings! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1193 Trust me, your superego needs some scrubbing 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1194 I recall last time you felt as a fish out of water. Is this setting any better? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1195 You know frogs will just stay there until they die from the heat. What's your reason? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1196 Not quite what folks envision when the concept of 'clearing the conscience' is discussed... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1197 Your mother would agree. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1198 This new therapy cleanses you inside and out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1199 Hi, I'm Kevin Spacey... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1200 Alright, tell me... exactly when did your aquaphobia start? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1201 You were hard on this old beaver last night. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1202 It’s the newest of the cleansing techniques out there. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1203 It help me to establish trust and rapport. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1204 That’s a tall order! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1205 No rubber ducky...but this bar of soap really floats! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1206 Either way, you can say you saw a shrink. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1207 How long have you felt you were turning into a prune? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1208 Relax. Pretty soon you'll be all set. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1209 If the waters cold, I’m afraid our time is up 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1210 Sometimes a loofah is just a loofah. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1211 Maslow's failed hierarchy of cleanliness 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1212 Don't look down on yourself, ANYTHING can be cleaned. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1213 Good progress! Now if you'll quit kicking, we'll begin tackling your fear of suds. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1214 What are you thinking about being in hot water? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1215 You’ll need a lot of scrubbing to clean up Your character! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1216 And how did that make you peel? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1217 Why do YOU think you’re in there? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1218 Now I'd like to try a little free exfoliation... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1219 It's a new technique, called a Freudian Dip. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1220 The best way to cure aquaphobia is described is my new book: Heat, Play, Scrub. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1221 Now scrub those thoughts from your mind. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1222 We call this CBT aka Comfy Bathtub Therapy. Care for soap and a brush? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1223 You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1224 My practice focuses more on your filthy body, your filthy mind not so much... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1225 Sorry, but I don't use a rubber ducky due to a patient's possible unconscious ideas of quackery. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1226 Dis your mother scrub you down? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1227 Do you feel dirty now? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1228 Help me help you. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1229 Aw dammit! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1230 There is nothing like a mother's scrub, but let's see what we can do 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1231 Now, I'm scrubbing you to see if you're a good fit for this role. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1232 Let's wash that man right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1233 After a good soak, I'll scrub your inner child. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1234 Have you considered a less conventional career? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1235 Are you ready for your brainwashing session? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1236 Unfortunately, I only shrink when I wash. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1237 There are simply no words for this session. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1238 Measure twice, chew once, idiot. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1239 You’ll have to scrub your own back. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1240 Tell me about your water. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1241 Stay on your side then! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1242 We obviously have much to discuss 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1243 Don't talk crazy, you knew soap and brush would be extra. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1244 It's going to do wonders for your self-esteam! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1245 After today, you'll never even want to look at cheap wine again. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1246 I brush your back, you brush mine. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1247 Time's up! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1248 It's important that you come clean with me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1249 You soak in here for about 10 minutes,then I'll scrub all the badness out of you 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1250 Soaked! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1251 It's experimental: We thought we'd start on the outside and work inwards. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1252 I have a theory as to why you've been feeling dirty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1253 For an extra ten bucks I'll let you blow bubbles. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1254 Sometimes a brush is just a brush! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1255 The aroma! The therapy! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1256 It was a fantastic couch, but nobody would come completely clean with me. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1257 Now try to imagine that are soaking wet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1258 Hurry up - it's my turn now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1259 OK. Soap up, push, and slide out, then tell me what you can remember about your birth. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1260 vater therapy or vaterboarding, vich is it to be? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1261 Next time you ask for a 'hairy scrubber', be more specific! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1262 sorry, but brush and sponge are not covered by your insurance.... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1263 Could you just jump out for a second? Carla's ready for me to rub her back now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1264 Do I also have to wash your mouth out with soap? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1265 It may be a bit unorthodox but I think we've cured your Hydrophobia. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1266 I’m afraid we’re just about out of epsom salt. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1267 Let's not drown our sorrows, let's wash away the blues! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1268 What, no bubbles? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1269 How long have you had this sinking feeling? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1270 Once you are clean we can continue your psychoanalytic therapy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1271 No, you get the rubber ducky *after* you scrubba dubba. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1272 "We call this immersive therapy. I will be your father. I will rub the soap on the loofah and wash your back. How does that sound?" Dr. Scwartz asked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1273 I just wanted you to know I can shrink more than your head. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1274 Talk to me about your lather.. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1275 That's taken from my lodge and you know it, dam it! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1276 Regressive? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1277 This was not at all what I had in mind when you said you needed 'a fresh start' ... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1278 We can talk or we can wash, but we can't do both. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1279 Once you're cleaned up you I'll let you on my brand new couch. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1280 What does 'rub-a-dub-dub' suggest to you? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1281 I'm not going to shrink it, I'm just going to wash it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1282 This simple purification technique with my patented Catharsis bath beads is proven to be as effective as talk therapy, but scrub hard, Harvey. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1283 You are experiencing an episode of temporary submersion. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1284 I was skeptical at first about your clinic. My friend said it was a wash. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1285 I'm afraid your insurance doesn't cover our aroma therapy sessions. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1286 Ah, but you have to really want to wash away your troubles. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1287 I'm ready to polish you when you are ready. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1288 Now show me exectly how your muzza used ze brush und zoap on you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1289 But my mom just bathed me! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1290 I'm a shrink. All I scrub is the top of your head. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1291 Okay, as long as you aren't transferring paternal feelings. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1292 Listen, I know you're steamed at this interactive therapy session, but we're trying to prune away your negative behavior. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1293 Fred's therapist was a bit of a germaphobe... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1294 Now to cleanse the outer self. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1295 To make this work, you'll have to come clean with me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1296 If I'm a quack, where are the rubber ducks? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1297 Without water, nothing grows. Without soap, we can't wash away our past. Mr. Brushy has been with me since I was four and a half. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1298 Our time is almost up. Can I get you a towel? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1299 Diligent, yes, but acting over-eager is why they mock us. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1300 Lodge members only beyond this point 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1301 Now Sonny remember - too much fiber will dam up your system. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1302 Dam-it, Henry! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1303 That stick looks awfully familiar, Ted. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1304 No, you're not going to build a man cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1305 Gnaw, it's mine. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1306 Dam, you're good! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1307 It's her shopping list for this week's meals. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1308 Once you wake up I won't be here to assist. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1309 Just like that. Sweat it, my friend. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1310 For Mensa minds: "No doc, I said I have a fear of Popeye's antagonist, not of washing" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1311 It's a warm-fuzzy version of hydrotherapy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1312 It's a soak in every sense of that word. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1313 Sorry,but your tub time is over 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1314 Now then, shall we start with your ablutophobia or your back? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1315 It's not like we just make this stuff up. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1316 Just say the first word that comes to mind. Let's begin - 'rub-a-dub-dub'. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1317 Did you say it all started with your mum bathing you? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1318 We could expand our understanding of your "shrinkage" issue if you would just stop calling me an oxymoron. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1319 Well look at it this way: If the psychotherapy doesn't work, at least you'll walk out of here smelling better. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1320 Why do you think I won’t issue your duck? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1321 What shall we sanitize first, your body or your mind? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1322 Trust me, it's easier to scrub the dirt after you're fully soaked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1323 Well a hot bath is very therapeutic and I get to charge an extra $175.00, soap and brush not included. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1324 Perhaps you could find some information on periscope. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1325 Your Oedipus complex is as transparent as this bath water. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1326 Our session today will focus on cleansing to release your repressed anger. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1327 Yes, you feel drowned by your mother's guilt, but now you're projecting. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1328 Stop lying. It's time to come clean. So don't be a dope. You gotta use soap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1329 Let's discuss this dream in our next session. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1330 Now, tell me about how your mother scrubbed you as a child. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1331 One personal scrubber for only $1,182. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1332 Carry a big stick. Would that be like Trump or TR? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1333 Let that soak in for a moment. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1334 I was told my sessions were a little cold. How does the water feel now? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1335 The bath is included in the session, the soap and brush are extra. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1336 I majored in Psychology but I minored in Loofah. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1337 Your insurance plan will cover our psychotherapy session at 80%. Unfortunately, the bath is not recognized as medically indicated by your plan. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1338 Let's clean your mind 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1339 You may want to consider a therapy duck. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1340 Let's start with your fight or flight or scrub response then, shall we? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1341 I assure you Mr. Steinberg these degrees in Backrub are real. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1342 We can always throw out the bathwater. The baby is more complicated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1343 Ever since the election, these extra services really give me a leg up on my competition. Need more soap John? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1344 And the dominating mommy wouldn't let you be a plumber. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1345 I thought it was the bar of soap I grabbed the first time. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1346 We've only scratched the surface; we have to go deeper. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1347 "Now you won't have to offer to Scrub anyone's Back or ASK anyone to Scrub your Back ever again." Joel realized there was a language barrier when 'the favor' wasn't what he was expecting. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1348 Just wash that girl right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1349 The blank diplomas should have been my first sign of trouble. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1350 Very telling! You chose not to use the bubble bath. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1351 Well, it looks like I'm not the only "shrink" in the room. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1352 You know, you could have just had the couch exterminated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1353 I think in your case ... mental hygiene will have to wait. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1354 Hop you are not thin skinned. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1355 It's time to come clean. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1356 Do you ever dream that you're back in the womb? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1357 Once I find a reasonably priced plumber, we'll use water, instead of sand. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1358 I'd rather not look outside, I'll just drown all my concerns." "You might need a little help for that. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1359 No matter what I do, I just can't seem to get clean. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1360 These might give you that sense of purpose you say you're missing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1361 So are you ready to wash away your worries? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1362 You say you feel like you are 'in the soup.' Tell me more about how that feels. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1363 And now comes the interesting part of this new therapy...head under. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1364 You'll have to do it yourself. I've already been hashtagged. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1365 I've been thinking you might benefit from my men's shampoo group. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1366 If you like how it makes you feel, you can purchase more of this from my receptionist. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1367 This is before I take your checking account to the cleaners. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1368 Chuck you! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1369 It seems to have started with your mother washing behind your ears. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1370 My new soap will make you smell happy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1371 Although his aquaphobia and insomnia are cured he probably won't want to resume using the couch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1372 If you like this, IKEA also has a Livi¨ngrøomthêrapist set that might suit you. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1373 I will now scrub away your sins 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1374 Ve bring out ze feminine side . . . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1375 David Duchovny: Sometimes I think that the dream is reality and life is the simulacrum. Dr. Katz: It certainly is. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1376 ‘Everywhere I go I find that a poet has been there before me … until now!’ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1377 Mr. Spacey, scrub harder and use soap. That is what I told Mr. Weinstein. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1378 No, really, you’ll feel cleansed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1379 Enabling USED to be a good thing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1380 Why must I play Marat Sade? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1381 You'll feel better after a good brushing! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1382 Tell me about your fear of drowning. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1383 Why now obsess over 85 DOLLARS AN HOUR and a LOST HAWAII ? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1384 First, we'll scrub away those nasty memories... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1385 You've got something between your teeth. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1386 How about a good ol’ mind scrubbing for your troubles? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1387 It's part of our new Hollywood director "Clean Thoughts" therapy... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1388 People never believe me when I say "I'm just kidding". 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1389 Do you have a logging permit for that? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1390 Put it back. They said ALL low-income housing is being defunded. That means you, too, Wally. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1391 That is your fantasy. Here is your reality and next session you get the rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1392 Stop playing with your nautilus. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1393 It could use a few more degrees. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1394 When you're ready you can show me on the rubber ducky where he touched you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1395 We have enough dams. What we need is some decent furniture. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1396 On second thought, I would feel more comfortable with the blinds open. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1397 It's a primal scream, not a primordial one - but since you're there just be sure to scrub off the last of the ooze. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1398 I could be projecting here, but its seems as if you're stewing on something.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1399 Now repeat...rub a dub one man in the tub, rub a dub now there’s two men in the tub. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1400 Trust me, this natural water birth simulation will help you understand your wife. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1401 Us fruitcakes, we gotta stick together. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1402 Obviously I was misinformed on the duties of a "Back Scratcher" ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1403 Shall I start or do you want to go first? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1404 How often do you dream you are drawing? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1405 I think we're out of time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1406 There is nothing either good or bad but a good bath makes it so. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1407 I know you wanted me to face my fears when I said 'I'm drowning in emotions' but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1408 Too many degrees. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1409 You can have these, but the bath salts make you crazy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1410 A new theory of mine. I call it "wash your troubles away". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1411 So when did you begin having trouble with personal space? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1412 Don't you think acclimating to your fear of climate change is worth a little pruning, Noah? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1413 Time to move on from your exfoliant. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1414 I'm beginning to think your tendency towards compulsive cleanliness might not be completely worked through. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1415 Unfortunately, a clean conscience is the only therapy for your condition. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1416 In this session I'll scrub you of your repressed childhood traumas, and also I'll scrub you. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1417 Immersion therapy only works if you wash behind your ears. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1418 “Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, And who do you think they be? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1419 I'm in hot water, aren't I? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1420 Now, show me where the outdoors touched you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1421 All these years you never washed behind your ears? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1422 Yes, you're a dirty, dirty boy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1423 "Now soap your eyeglasses and try to recall what you saw in your dream of drowning. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1424 Mr. Chadwick, as a reality check, repeat after me, 'My ego is an illusion, my body needs a scrub.' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1425 Cleanliness is next to godliness you know... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1426 Therapy can be very cleansing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1427 Mothra will never find you here...... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1428 You just have to be the only guy who chews off more than he can bite. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1429 Ah, my new treatment...Freud's personal care "fuller brush" since 1906. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1430 Where did you get those implants done?...... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1431 Now I can take the home office deduction. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1432 This is my invention: psychotherapy inspired by waterboarding. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1433 This sure beats laying on that couch!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1434 A clean body is a happy body. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1435 Remember the last visit, doc? I told you yuor advice would land me in hot water. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1436 You can't handle the tooth!!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1437 I can understand your disappointment, but since you still don't have scales you might as well give that human skin of yours a good scrub. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1438 I have some issues of my own. Next time shower in advance and we'll sit in the other room. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1439 I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but for your hydro-therapy to work, you'll have to come clean about your issues. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1440 This is when you cleanse the soul. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1441 Let's go back. Way back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1442 Yes, you can. 5 cent psychiatric opinion is so over. (And no,happiness is not a warm blanket either.) 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1443 Now that he's no longer on FOX, I think it's time to take your therapy to the next level. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1444 Cleanse the body and the mind will follow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1445 In old country, everybody take bath at therapist. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1446 Any particular sin you'd like to wash away? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1447 Come ON, Nolan. Just let the clam chowder work its magic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1448 You got custody, I get the house. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1449 Good. Today no rubber duckie. Next week's session perhaps you will detach from these. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1450 Now that you're relaxed, I hope you'll feel free to open up to me. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1451 I told you before,,,,you're all washed up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1452 If rubber ducky was here, what would you want to say to it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1453 Perhaps we are here together like this because of the baths your mother gave you as a young boy . 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1454 It was mm mom's saying --"stroke that ego, but soak your id." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1455 As your psychiatrist, I recommend we throw the baby out with the bathwater. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1456 And when you are soaked by your psychiatrist, how does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1457 Congratulations, you have made a great breakthrough. Unfortunately, you still stink. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1458 Oh, I'm so sorry, it's my next appointment that has a fear of water. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1459 I meant an arm or leg if you don't pay me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1460 "Don't worry. Now I scrub your back, your way back. It's for healing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1461 Promise you'll do my beard afterwards? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1462 We have enough dam trees. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1463 sure it's a studio, but come on right in the heart of chelsea! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1464 Yea, your hydrotherapy comes with a free loofa. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1465 The solution is simple, really. But you have to WANT to bath. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1466 You are both anal retentive and have an oral fixation. These should help with both. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1467 Is there something in particular that made you reminded you of being in hot water? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1468 We scrubbed away all the bad memories. Now lie back and submerge yourself in happy thoughts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1469 Sometimes, re-enacting early bathtub trauma can lead to significant breakthroughs 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1470 Somnambulism is often preceded by years of poor sleep hygiene. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1471 So, you're dreaming of a warm bath. And then you JUMP out of bed. And then, what? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1472 I'm paying $200 a session to scrub your back? Are you sure you're a real shrink? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1473 Sometimes you need a brush to get to the bottom of depressions. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1474 Let's dive down deep and surface just why it is that you always feel like you're in hot water, Dave. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1475 You have soaked long enough. Time to scrub the rust off or I will pull the plug. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1476 This may be the best way to clean your concious 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1477 Soap. No radio. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1478 Without this polished, denuded Mallomar this dream could not possibly make any sense. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1479 Okay, now this is the difficult part of your therapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1480 Can't you pretend that I'm your mother while I wash your back? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1481 You're conflicted about your estranged father? May I suggest a floral scented bath bomb? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1482 Are you ready to begin your therapy session? I hope you are comfortable and at ease. So, what is going on in your life? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1483 No, I won’t marry you. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1484 Think Tom Brady... think Super Bowl. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1485 So tell me again why you think you are all washed up? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1486 Let's cleanse your body as well as your mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1487 It's an outside-in approach to cleanse away the past 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1488 New age psychotherapy---first, you clean your body, and then I clean your mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1489 “Brainwash, body wash——apples, oranges. One person’s junk, another’s treasure. That’ll be $500 without soap, $750 with, and when I’m done if nothing else, you’ll understand when I tell ‘I cleaned up with you’. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1490 You see? Stewing in it helps. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1491 Is that soap paraben free? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1492 do it before this hardens 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1493 Is this why they call it "shrinkage"? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1494 I'll close my eyes! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1495 I suppose you've heard of the 'frog in a bowl' experiment 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1496 You're still not comfortable talking about it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1497 I told you to be careful, your in the soup now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1498 Aquatherapy is still in its infant stages. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1499 You can help yourself by coming clean. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1500 Tell me about your in utero. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1501 We will pull the plug for a re-staging of the birth trauma 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1502 I guarantee that my new therapy will wash away your worries. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1503 Might a rubber ducky help? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1504 Brush it all off. Same time next week? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1505 How do you feel about your mom moving out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1506 Take it easy, I've got your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1507 I understand that your dreams make you feel dirty, but im not sure how this helps. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1508 All I did was I booked an appointment at a foot doctor in a trendy neighborhood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1509 Now wash your tachat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1510 You can use soap and brush , without remorse of course . 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1511 We will now address your suppressed childhood fear of cleanliness. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1512 On second thought, drain the guilt tub. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1513 Troubled waters. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1514 Now, let's scrub the spot he touched you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1515 That's all the time we have... here's some soap to wash off, it's not chlorinated and my clients always depart feeling "relieved" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1516 you’ll feel better once you’re come clean 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1517 I have to wash your back; it's a key part of regression therapy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1518 Are you sure you’ve done this before? It’s the first I’ve heard of submersion therapy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1519 Time's up. Since you're a new patient, I'm only charging you for today's spa fee. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1520 It may not be such a good idea to wash your original sin. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1521 You're gonna wash that girl right outa your hair. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1522 We're at 48 minutes, I suggest you stand up now or youll have to leave covered in pork and beans 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1523 It's our last shot at getting "No Scrubs" out of your head. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1524 Don't care if you're Jean-Paul Marat or the Marquis de Sade, I , Dr Charles Corday, will cure your shingles permanently!! heh, heh !! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1525 Sorry, Clause # 345b-101c, 2nd paragraph, third line states: "No back wash." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1526 Not the wiggly bits. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1527 I've changed your fee schedule to charge you by the ounce. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1528 Remember, I've got your back 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1529 I do not want to brush you off , but I would prefer a wet and see attitude... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1530 Let's wash away that dirty little secret. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1531 The hot bed of liberalism has steamed up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1532 I was mad when I said "Yes" to this house call! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1533 The most important factor in overcoming your depression is your willingness to wash between your toes. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1534 After our last session, I thought we should spend some time scrubbing your subconscious. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1535 We don't want it prefabbed 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1536 So in this nightmare of yours, what do I do next? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1537 Not so. This is your dream not mine. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1538 This is nice...but it’s not exactly what I meant when I said I had free floating anxiety. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1539 Now as the water cools, tell me your innermost thoughts 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1540 Come clean. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1541 No, the name is IGOR. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1542 Time to clean-up your act. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1543 Only by accepting the soap, can you learn to accept yourself. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1544 just breathe very deep. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1545 My old shrink had a walk in tub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1546 You just want to barely keep your head above water 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1547 Does this hike the hourly rate? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1548 You have to admit it beats being on the hot seat Congressman. Shall we scrub the records? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1549 This type of full immersion therapy lets you scrub away everything that is bothering you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1550 Rubba dub dub, how about two men in the tub? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1551 You'll never guess where the idea for this therapy came to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1552 Now, as you were saying...you needed help, getting things off your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1553 What brings in you in today Mr. Coleridge?" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1554 Rub a tub, tub 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1555 I know that you want to be comfortable, but I'm going to have to draw the line at adding bubbles. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1556 After reading the newspaper, this might help. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1557 How are your thoughts now? Any better? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1558 I wrote a book..... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1559 I prefer his early work 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1560 Do you ever get a sinking feeling? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1561 Let me guess. You're too busy to talk about the kids. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1562 You weren't clear about what type of suit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1563 But my receptionist insists you asked for the mind and body cleanse special. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1564 It's your very own "Rub-A-Dub" tubby. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1565 No bubbles? I don't want to count sheep! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1566 Mr. Manafort, please repeat after me. 'There was no collusion. There was no collusion. The Russians were busy that day'. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1567 Let's wash that man right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1568 Have you ever thought about your carbon footprint? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1569 We are going to wash your mind out with soap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1570 Don't forget to floss. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1571 Well Paul, I hear you. It IS tough to get your ducks in a row. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1572 Hydrotherapy works for the "Trumpster" why not you? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1573 I’m telling you we can’t continue building in a flood plain and expect to get insurance. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1574 I'd do it myself, but then I'd have to admit that sometimes a cigar is more than just a cigar. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1575 And while you were soaking in the water, what was your mother yelling in the background? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1576 How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1577 You said you wanted to make a clean breast of it, Mr. Johnson. Now please take the soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1578 Rub a dub, dub let's give that ego a scrub. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1579 When life puts you in hot water, bathe, 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1580 Now let's get to the bottom of your vote for Trump. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1581 You'll feel better after you come clean. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1582 How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1583 Now, the easy way? Or the hard way? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1584 Have you ever had thoughts about a toaster? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1585 I think it's going swimmingly... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1586 Sir, are you ready to talk now? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1587 Give me twenty seconds and I'll tell you how your father caused this one. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1588 Now ya made it too cold! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1589 You are svimming vit the sharks. You are able to do dis. Is vorking, right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1590 I have soap and a brush. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1591 Do you think you would like to wash your back? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1592 Just scrub with this Freud soap and you’ll feel better by the end of your bath. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1593 Working in the swamp, this cleanse will help. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1594 Exfoliation is next to godliness, Brian. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1595 Shall we finish washing away your guilt? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1596 I suggest more bubbles. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1597 Now this is a couch you can really sink into. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1598 I swear this is normal procedure - now would you like some bubble bath with the scrub? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1599 Bathtub dysphoria syndrome is actually quite common. When did you first feel you were more bathtub than a man? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1600 Do you realize how much CO2 that sapling was capturing annually? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1601 now before we begin, I would like to know if you have had any traumatic experiences involving water in your past. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1602 I strongly believe this will help you get over your brother Jonah. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1603 Well, you said you didn't like the couch was too uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1604 I love when the skin is clean. Just the way I like it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1605 Did I ever actually say I had a license? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1606 I ordered Birch 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1607 Well, it would appear that "no tears" refers to your hair, not your eyes 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1608 Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1609 Sometimes a mud bath is just a mud bath. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1610 Tense every muscle in your body. Now say "relax" as I bring the soap and brush into your field of vision. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1611 Let's get back to your mother pouring ice water on your crotch every morning. . . . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1612 Let's take a break. Cheeseburger? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1613 Not in my dam neighborhood. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1614 ...because I once mentioned that my patients "literally come clean" and Dr Vey tried to call me on semantics. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1615 It's just that I like my patients to smell nice... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1616 Frankly, I'm not sure taking a hot bath is going to cleanse your soul from having committed adultery. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1617 The head is covered; shrinking the rest is out-of-pocket. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1618 Why do you feel you're being played for a soaker? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1619 So, describe to me your fetish about being soaped up and scrubbed down in a bathtub…oh sorry, that's my fetish… 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1620 I vant to vash zat man right out of your hair. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1621 I don't care if you drown in there, you piece of shit. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1622 I don't think cockroach is an option. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1623 Yes, this service is out-of-network, but I assure you Todd, self-care is much more effective when done by a clinical physician. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1624 Don’t rub me the wrong way, Doctor! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1625 Shimmy down a little more and we will wash your brain out. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1626 Your flatulant bubbles are an insult to these fragrent bath tools and indicative of your uncontrolled sociopathic smell syndrome. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1627 As you remove yourself from the womb bath I want you to clean the oedipus ring. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1628 Well, we've tried everything else! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1629 You seek the womb 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1630 I'm just following the new evidence-based guidelines. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1631 Need anything else to help you relax? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1632 Yes...therapy did reveal you're trapped in the "Anal Stage." Still, you're on your own. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1633 Is this your first ever scrub-a-dub-dub primal therapy session? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1634 If all is off your chest now, these may help you get things off your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1635 Yes, I realize that replacing the couch has made a Freudian slip more consequential ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1636 You still have some things to get off my chest. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1637 I like to tell my new patients to come clean one step at a time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1638 These awards behind me and because of my sudsy methods. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1639 No doubt you're in hot water, but at least the tub is half full 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1640 Why waste time with a headshrinker; I will shrink all of you, and even throw in a back scrub. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1641 I know we normally do this with an empty chair, but I’m still going to role play as your mother. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1642 It’s about the mind / body connection. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1643 ...and then she told me I smelt bad. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1644 You have to get over your Titanic complex. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1645 You've made a lot of progress this session. Well, you're cleaner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1646 Rub-a dub-dub a real nut in the tub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1647 You'll need these, too, if you want to come clean. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1648 How does my AirBnB make you feel [italics]? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1649 Do you love the skin you're in yet? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1650 Tell me more about your little rubber ducky and your mother. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1651 I brainwash old school. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1652 So now imagine you're a lobster and you're getting sleepy....... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1653 Welcome to my spa and dental clinic. Soap up and then we'll brush your teeth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1654 Would it help to bring that memory into sharper focus if I just slipped in there beside you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1655 Dewey pondered his need to come clean about his desire for a new therapist. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1656 First, you must feel the need to change and be clean. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1657 Time to Die 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1658 Just loofah that trauma right off. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1659 Hurry up! The three little fishies are waiting to swim over the dam. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1660 We can clean up your life by starting with your back. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1661 Look at that stick, Jerry. Does that stick speak to the look we're going for down at the lodge? What's next, knotty pine? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1662 Let's talk about uranus 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1663 Do you need more relaxation? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1664 Now let's talk about the soap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1665 Dammed if you do and damned if you don't. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1666 Talk therapy is so 1990...just come clean and watch your anxieties float away! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1667 Rub-a-dub-dub.......you're psychotic! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1668 It's aromatherapy. For me. You smell awful. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1669 Be prepared good sir to have your demons washed away. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1670 A clean body is a great first step to a healthy mind! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1671 You’re a gnawing. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1672 Let's get back to your Dalton Trumbo fixation...while I do your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1673 This oatmeal submerge therapy will not help your neurosis, but your skin will be soft. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1674 I get some of my best ideas in the hot tub at night. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1675 Maybe if you switched over to a white sauce and less garlic you'd feel better. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1676 It's new treatment WASH YOUR MANIAS DOWN THE DRAIN. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1677 It's now time to scrub clean your conscience. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1678 Maybe a cleanse wasn’t a good idea after all. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1679 I'm afraid your fifty minutes are up. Next week we will do a bubble bath. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1680 Drain the bathtub. I’m drowning. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1681 You have to go pee? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1682 Vhy vould you zink I recommended bass therapy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1683 Rub-a-dub-dub / my mother gave me no luv 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1684 Trust me, together we will cure you of your foul body language. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1685 A new therapy. It's called Primal Clean. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1686 Now, just relax and make a bubble. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1687 How does lemon verbena soap make you feel? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1688 There's no towel, just the ringer. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1689 Yes, the couch is gone. The sofa? I though you said "loofa." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1690 I told you they could stand on their hind legs. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1691 If you have a mommy complex, my wife will do the scrubbing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1692 The little ducky will be part of next week's session. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1693 O.K., water-phobia cured. Now for that chronic B.O. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1694 I'm just trying to help you clean up some misperceptions. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1695 The couch is being reupholstered; besides, Freud swore by tub-o-therapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1696 That's none of your dam business. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1697 Grope? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1698 No radio. Soap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1699 You’re getting warmer Jared ... we’ve almost reached the tipping point now ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1700 Brainwashing will 'cleanse' your mind of all the bad memories, causing you to speak well of govermental propaganda. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1701 First a soak,then a scrub,your troubles will be gone when we drain the tub!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1702 While I appreciate the desire to cleanse your innermost self, may I remind you that my fee does not include the cost of a towel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1703 Trust me, thus is not my first case of germophobia 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1704 This procedure helps you recondite my fees for your treatment. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1705 Brush a little higher, please... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1706 You only make an appointment when you are in hot water! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1707 Let's suppose each of us has our little things ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1708 Even as a Freudian I have to admit this is a little much. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1709 Joe.... with some scrubbing it will all become clear. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1710 'Mens clara in corpore claro', I always say. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1711 This will work very well for the regression to the womb, especially if you use the soap, then we can start talking about the hyperhidrosis problem. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1712 Don't worry the couch will be back next week,it's being reupholstered. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1713 Without that brush and soap, doctor, I'll be just like everyone else. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1714 I miss my rubber duckie!~ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1715 S&M-wise, we now move to Soap & Massage! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1716 We will begin with a clean body. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1717 So you see, your life isn't in the toilet - it is in a tub... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1718 No. You can pull the plug out yourself. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1719 When did they first try to drain you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1720 This water is like DEBT I'm up to my neck in it 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1721 I think for your condition, Zest is best. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1722 When you say "unconventional therapy", you're really not kidding. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1723 Now, when you feel comfortable, let your mother surface. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1724 They greatly help scrubbing off dark thoughts. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1725 But why would your ducky have an inflated sense of self? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1726 Conscience cleaning and scrubbing is available at an extra charge… 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1727 It's not my job to provide the happy ending. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1728 Cartesian dualism is wrong. The mind and body are one and that's why my new treatment is simple and works so well. First you tub it, then scrub it, and finally drub it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1729 We have to be cautious, but it looks like Mr. Rubber Ducky has finally lost his hold on you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1730 Now is your time to come clean. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1731 For a fixation at the amniotic-fluid stage, there is no other cure. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1732 Tell me more about these fantasies. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1733 Trumperary Deprivation? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1734 Can I lend you my services? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1735 Shall I get the stress ducky? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1736 Take that back. I said to bring me a dam tree, not a damn tree. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1737 Third Wave Insurance - $20 co-pay for this and not one cent for Viagra. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1738 Well, now that we've identified your issues, I'm suggesting you clean up your act. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1739 The towel is an additional 50 dollars. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1740 "Mens sana in corpore sano." Let's start with that body. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1741 I thought it might help you to come clean about your affair. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1742 Exfoliate your cares away. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1743 I found traditional waterboarding to be ineffective. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1744 I don't usually make house calls. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1745 Let's try some word-association; 'Rub-a-dub-dub...' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1746 You see the song was wrong, Psychopaths do take bathes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1747 Proper hygiene is a prerequisite for the 'Rub-a-Dub-Dub-in-the-Tub Therapy'. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1748 So, between driving for Uber, these home visits, and a some unlicensed baking, I get by. Macaroon? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1749 Now Mr. Trvmp, I vantage you to let all the vitriol and hate to vash off of you. Let it soak avay. Oh vait, you may need this scrubber brush and soap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1750 You really needed this long time ago! Don’t you think 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1751 Scrub therapy is all the rage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1752 So what you're saying is, 'You feel like you're drowning...' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1753 This treatment breakthrough came to me during my hot yoga class 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1754 My mother always said 'Clean body, clean mind!' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1755 Take these, no more sessions until you decide to come clean 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1756 I'm feeling ripples in my id. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1757 Relaxed? Good. Now it's time to come clean. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1758 For just $39.99, we offer the hot tub bubble bath upgrade.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1759 It's called the cathartic method. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1760 Now, let's talk about your wet dreams. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1761 Go ahead, Doc. throw in those fancy, therapy bubbles, I've met my deductible! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1762 If this goes well, next time we will try Mental Floss. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1763 That is tubbling. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1764 A rubber duck will cost extra. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1765 Feel free to interrupt me at any time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1766 relax,your eyes are heavy and your and you will be getting soapy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1767 And when Mr. Ducky left because you were too high maintenance, how did that make you feel? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1768 You're not worried about shrinkage? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1769 Rub a dub dub, one man in a tub Scrub scrub scrub, clean clean clean pay pay pay my fee fee fee 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1770 Use this brush and loofah as part of the new cleanse, to heal you from years of cold parenting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1771 Which of these reminds you of your father, and which of your mother? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1772 The brush is for your private parts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1773 Relax, this is the 'scrub your problems away' therapy method. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1774 Excellent. Now -- could you just make a few inkblots with this soap? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1775 Now that we've finished the mental scrub, we'll begin with the feet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1776 I don't do ear wax 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1777 Well ... one of the primary indicators of this technique is that your therapist should not be able to tell that you're in the building before you get to his office. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1778 Do you really want me to do your back? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1779 Now before we rub-a-dub-dub, do you see that there are not three men in the tub... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1780 Just relax. You aren't going to shrink. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1781 Lather. Free associate. Rinse. Repeat. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1782 I thought I had explained my holistic approach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1783 Now confront your feelings about taking a bath in non-digital assets. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1784 Time to give your backstory a clean slate. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1785 Tell me about your scrubber. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1786 I know it’s just locker room talk but it still makes me uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1787 Okay. Now, scrub all the Super-Ego off your Id. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1788 Hold that thought, while I dictate a S.O.A.P. note. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1789 Relax, the water is eight degrees so I know what I'm doing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1790 Yes on the soap. No on fresh towels. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1791 "Freudian dip" was a Freudian slip? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1792 Dam the dam lets eat this one. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1793 Mental hygiene is a terrible thing to waste. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1794 Now here comes Mr. Brush and Mr. Soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1795 Look down. You forgot to log off again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1796 This is what I meant by 'soaking you.' My fees are actually quite reasonable. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1797 See if this one floats, doctor. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1798 I practice a unique form of immersion therapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1799 But all of these certificates are for back-scrubbing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1800 It's the latest therapy from Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Pleasure Principle. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1801 So, lets start with when you started to feel this sadness. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1802 I'm a clean freak. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1803 Let me be honest. Barring a watershed moment of self-realization, the years you've spent here are likely going down the drain. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1804 Forgot your towel again...Sir 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1805 So you said something foul to your wife. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1806 Tell me when your mother broke her water. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1807 Now tell me something about when you were a diver. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1808 A clean body is the portal to murky thoughts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1809 Just let yourself sink into your tubconscious mind 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1810 Symbolicly, you are wallowing in self-pity! You must make a choice to get well! Now, bar or brush? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1811 Wash away the gay. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1812 Of course you can have some soap. But first, tell me long you have hated your father. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1813 You said you wanted to finally come clean with me. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1814 Don't push it; birth sounds are extra. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1815 Okay, Fidel, you can try but you're still gonna be dead. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1816 'Go soak your head is easy for you to say!' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1817 Sometimes a bath is only a bath. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1818 You're going to have to really scrub. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1819 My little loofah will make wet dream all better. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1820 I want some toys before we start scrubbing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1821 And I used to just soak you on fees. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1822 Are you sure you don't want some? Clean as a whistle! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1823 Say ahhhh. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1824 Tell me more about your fears of intimacy as I scrub your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1825 Sorry, my last session came right from work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1826 Is this really what Freud had in mind? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1827 There are no towels and it is cold in here! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1828 I found the couch a little dry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1829 Let's see what we can do about those dirty thoughts you've been having. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1830 Start with your feet. We'll work our way up to your head. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1831 I realize it's not Saturday. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1832 Now let that sink in. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1833 Believe me, Charlie. I must free you from the concrete before they will cremate you. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1834 Its a new type of psychological bathbomb therapy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1835 I told you. Effective full immersion therapy begins with clean underwear. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1836 As your Life Editor, I will now remove your past relationships. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1837 Don't try this at home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1838 The cure for feeling all washed up is to literally be all washed up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1839 So I guess you're one of those who liked "The Giving Tree". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1840 That's enough! I'm going to wash out your filthy mouth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1841 So what's bubbling up? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1842 Here, now cleanse out those problem areas lurking beneath the surface. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1843 Holistic Psychiatry 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1844 It'll take more than soap and a scrub brush to clean that filthy mind of yours. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1845 The rest of the group therapy patients should be here any minute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1846 Next session we’ll try therapeutic tooth brushing 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1847 Yep, you're dying. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1848 This is my special Psyche brush I let my only a few patients use. After five minutes use, you'll forget how you voted. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1849 "You won't need these after that cement hardens". 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1850 It all began the day I lost my rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1851 Just go with the flow, Mr. Jones. Immersion therapy can work wonders. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1852 Archimedes, please try to remind! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1853 Have no fear ! While I used to shrink heads for a living, now as a psychiatrist, I haven't shrunk a patient yet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1854 The good news is that your condition is very treatable as it only manifests immediately before election day. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1855 Ice filled bathtubs, EST, you kids today just don't appreciate how far psychotherapy has come To get the rubber duckie you need a second DSM diagnosis 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1856 This obsession with wetwork is the root of the problem. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1857 So how did your mother do it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1858 Your dreams are beyond disgusting! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1859 It’s filled with the tears of your disappointed parents. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1860 I'll scrub your back if you'll give me your whine. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1861 And then what would your mother do? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1862 No, not until you release rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1863 It's time to drain. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1864 How does it make you feel that our session is over and you haven’t washed and my appointment book is under water? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1865 If you still can't remember the fall, your amnesia is likely the result of a severe Freudian slip. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1866 If you lie, your mouth is washed out with soap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1867 How do you think your fear of contamination relates to the Loch Ness Monster dream? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1868 Now that your temporal lobe has been thoroughly cleaned of dirty memories, you will only need to come back once a month for short sponge wash sessions. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1869 But,...if you do wash away ALL of your sins you may no longer be able to see me. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1870 It's a new form of "trust" therapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1871 Is this your version of mental hygiene? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1872 I'll wash your back if you'll wash mine. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1873 I thought this would help since last week you got all lathered up! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1874 This soap works like magic. Trust me, I wash dirty minds for a living. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1875 In order for us to get to the source of your problem, Mr. Samuels, you have to come clean with me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1876 Sorry, my Freudian slip or yours? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1877 It's all the rage in Prague. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1878 No, I can't. You have to wash yourself. But I WILL warn you. It may take a long time, and you have to want to scrub. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1879 Trust me. This therapy will rid you of your inner and outer demons. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1880 For this session , I want you to come clean about what's really bothering you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1881 You have feelings of abandonment, because you are only one man in a tub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1882 Theraputic Memories 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1883 -"Doc! Are you sure your New method works?" - "Yeah! I've been inspired by so many great faces. BTW, this method has a name: The Weinstein-Bush-Toback-Hoffman-Spacey-Affleck-Sir Fallon method! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1884 Let's clean up your head! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1885 I'll prescribe you a bar of soap and a hairbrush for your acute hygienic disorder. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1886 Your libido needs some cleaning. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1887 Tell me how his Tweets make you feel 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1888 While it’s all in the mind, these props are proven to wash off your sins 27% faster. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1889 Cleansing your mind was the easy part 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1890 Now, my role here is simply to arm you with the tools you'll need for coping with this feeling. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1891 Those spots you see before your eyes are flakes of dandruff. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1892 Can I scratch your head? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1893 Frogs usually boil. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1894 ...On the other hand, you could come clean right now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1895 soaking your troubles away 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1896 I have this sinking feeling... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1897 Excellent, your anxiety has abated. Next session we’ll try adding the rubber duck. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1898 you're so tense the water can't flow out of the tub 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1899 So, yes, this will fall under the privacy part of the non-disclosure agreement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1900 Yes, in this way we will cleanse your mind of its troublesome thoughts. Please do as I suggest. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1901 And I make my own soap on the side. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1902 Okay Mr. Smith, Where would you like to begin today? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1903 We must scrub away those dirty thoughts off in order for these wet dreams of yours to go away. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1904 I really need to invest in bubbles. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1905 I have many degrees but according to goop the path to self-discovery is gentle exfoliation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1906 So your mother treats you like a child... and took your rubber duckie away. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1907 Now, let’s scrub away all of those dirty thoughts you’ve been having! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1908 My partner doesn't know I've gone back to work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1909 I agree, multi-tasking is problematic for you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1910 And now do you feel like a prune? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1911 I called earlier and your wife told me that you were in hot water so I rushed right over. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1912 Not sure this is what I meant by washing troubles away 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1913 No, I won't judge you if you pick the loofah. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1914 Imagine yourself tense. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1915 Sorry. You'll have to do this part yourself. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1916 Is this another one of your dam ideas? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1917 The bath is a bit too hot for me, Mr. Potter 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1918 To adapt to the new landscape, we've recently bought out the main competition. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1919 I recommend an antiperspirant. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1920 Yes, it’s Freudian, but with a twist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1921 good work; can you let that soak in now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1922 My role is not to tell you what to do. You have to find out for yourself. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1923 I think you are ready to take it up a notch! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1924 Doctor, there's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1925 Now don’t pout Mr. Bladderstock; I simply don’t have any rubber duckies. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1926 May I wash the Houston scum off of you, Mr. Kershaw? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1927 Washing your mouth out with soap is not going to bring back your body.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1928 That was my apple tree! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1929 And you can take that to the bank. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1930 We should have a safe word. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1931 I'm puzzled...Why do you prefer water-boarding instead of a regular couch? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1932 Washing the pain away 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1933 Please scrub up, Jeremy. For your mother figure? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1934 Now let's scrub away those emotional sore spots! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1935 And how does *that* make you feel? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1936 So, do you REALLY want to clean up your act? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1937 “You may feel you’re in the soup, but I’ve always got your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1938 You can't just wash it away! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1939 What should I scrub? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1940 '"Lean Forward,' Does not mean you should watch MSNBC." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1941 I get it. You're vegan. We're all vegan! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1942 Now, let's metaphorically scrub off that tramp stamp and all its associated trauma. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1943 Maybe wet dream therapy isn't such a great idea. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1944 Once you get behind your ears we can tackle all that mommy issue stuff. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1945 All I can say is, 'This better work!' Last time I tried this it took months to grow all my hair back. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1946 This is why you don't find roommates online 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1947 Rub-a-Dub-Dub. Three Men In a Tub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1948 Read everything but my lips. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1949 If you're in hot water, don't lose soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1950 You can't keep calling me whenever you need something pulled out of your ass. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1951 This hydro therapy is doing nothing for my guilty conscience. Let's try the old soap-and-brush method. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1952 Is this plugged in? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1953 I want to be sure we get behind your limbic system 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1954 We are making progress. Now... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1955 Ready for your primal scrub? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1956 Really! Stewing isn't gonna solve anything. Let me wash your back. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1957 Simply close your eyes and think of rub-a-dub dub... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1958 Of course I sympathize. Which dilemma is it this week--sex, money or time? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1959 Immersion Therampy 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1960 And you call this soak-o-therapy? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1961 This is $5000 Dollar Shave Clubs Tub side service!!! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1962 All you need is some peace and quiet. You want me to get your back? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1963 I don't like bubbles. Lost my house to the last one. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1964 Disregard your dirty fantasy...this is the only threesome i would suggest! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1965 Rub-a-dub-tub. Your psyche needs a scrub. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1966 It's natural that you feel guilty, but a little water clears us of this deed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1967 Your wife thought the spa-psychoanalysis might help you relax. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1968 And don't be afraid to let things just bubble up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1969 I am not quite sure bathing in hurricane waterv will prepare you for the next one, but let’s give it a try 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1970 Scrub Ego, drain SuperEgo, and we'll examine Id at next session. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1971 #soporific 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1972 I call this the Freudian Dip. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1973 Yes, I am going to wash your mouth out with soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1974 Let me guess...it all began with a rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1975 Just come clean with me. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1976 Your insurance won't cover the soap and exfoliating brush. How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
1977 I assure you, this is the only cure for 'rubber-ducky' syndrome. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1978 What'll it be, last time I did your back? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1979 This will help you clean your conscience. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
1980 This is my newest principle, clean body, clean mind. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1981 We can continue to meet like this while you work on our bladder control. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1982 Once you find the soap I have your toothbrush 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1983 The same dream, Doc, and yellow ducky was still here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1984 Stop dwelling on how it makes you feel. Think about how it will make your skin look to others. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1985 Your getting younger... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1986 What did you expect from hydrotherapy? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1987 It wasn't your aura. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1988 You sure you know what you're doing, Doc? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1989 Be careful of the soap it has a slippery id... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1990 I suggest we begin by working on your'e irrational fear of Psychiatrists. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1991 ok Harvey. now we are going to learn how to scrub our own back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1992 ...and now for your potty mouth 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
1993 Nothing that a little soap and water can't cure 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1994 Well, the ad clearly stated that bubbles are extra. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1995 Gwyneth swears by this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1996 Analysis Pacific "I'm gonna wash neurosis outta your head." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1997 You have a dirty mind, so under you go. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
1998 Are you okay with being named as Patient 6 in my new book? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1999 Hydro is just like psycho, but with lavender water. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2000 I can’t help you if you’re not willing to come clean! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2001 Step one in dealing with your feelings about what you did to get him elected is to try to feel clean on the outside. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2002 This is the neo-Bath theory allegedly stolen from a Jungian shrink. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2003 What do you think it means that your rubber duck sank? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2004 The lice is all in your head. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2005 The epoxy feels just like water before it hardens. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2006 That'll be $5 for the co-pay and $37.50 for the detailing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2007 I'm gonna wash that man right outta your hair. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2008 A giant toothbrush or a giant aspirin, pick the right one and win a towel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2009 Think ten... 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2010 Give yourself a few minutes to let it soak in. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2011 Next time let’s try teletherapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2012 I call this scrubbing-down-the-psyche therapy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2013 It was all well and fine for Freud but he didn't have to deal with feature creep. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2014 Hmmm. It seems that scrubbing memories from the brain does have some dampening side effects. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2015 Tell me more about your mother’s rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2016 It's time to come clean Andrew. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2017 Instead of sitting in that chair, could you please get up and adjust neck support. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2018 The cleaner your body, the cleaner your mind... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2019 I'm giving you a sample of Dr. Bronner's soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2020 It must be hard working for the President. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2021 Scrub-a-dub-dub two men in a tub? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2022 -It won't take away your problems but you may feel a little bit better about yourself at some point in the session. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2023 It's time for you to come clean. This is what immersion therapy is all about. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2024 Try as we might. We cannot just brush this under the rug, you embezzled Thousands of Dollars from the I.R.S. ...you can make light of it but you really are up to your neck in Hot Water 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2025 Rub-a-Dub-Dub. Where are the other two guys? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2026 It’s almost time for your scrub a dub dub. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2027 As your psychiatrist, it is unethical to reach for the soap. However, I will wash you back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2028 This is no answer for my problem. I think you're just trying to give me a brush-off. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2029 I find this the best way to avoid Freudian slips. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2030 I explained in our initial consult that psoakology is about washing away one's neuroses. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2031 I've combined my practice with Airbnb since your last visit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2032 You dreamed we were beavers? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2033 I wonder if he'll get the hint.. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2034 Drop it, you dam thief! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2035 Next time you ask your friends if they know a "Hot Therapist, you should be a little more clear! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2036 We're going to franchise. We're looking for a good name. Something better than Clean and Shrink. Got anything? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2037 Let me scrub you “back” to the beginning... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2038 This is the last time I ever make a bet with you. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2039 But if you're just my hallucination, who's the soap for? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2040 Put that dam thing down! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2041 With you it's one dam thing after another. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2042 You do get that the globe is warming, right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2043 This is not sustainable, Benny! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2044 Your log or your life. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2045 Is it certified non-GMO sourced? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2046 I told you and told you, gluten-free, dammit! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2047 No, I said you don’t give a damn. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2048 Dam it, you're biting off more than you can chew! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2049 I told you opposable thumbs were going to become a "thing." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2050 Yes, my mother suggested that I use a plastic bag, but paper is more environmentally friendly. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2051 How does he stay up on his hind legs so long? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2052 Shhhh. Don’t bother him, we’ll come back and copy his stuff and sell it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2053 How am I supposed to write a caption in the absence of a drawing? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2054 Let him draw. When he goes extinct this stuff will be priceless! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2055 Let's address your fear of raising your hand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2056 It'll be worth more when he's extinct. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2057 It's just one dam thing after another with you... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2058 Even his drawings are going in the wrong direction. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2059 Frankly, I don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2060 And I say unless you can turn that into a drone, we're toast. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2061 Give me back my dam stick! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2062 Why do you look at the speck in your brother's buck tooth... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2063 You think I give a dam? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2064 Not so eager! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2065 If that's not locally sourced, organic material, keep it out of my dam house! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2066 Hey, I chipped my tooth back there; I didn't say dam it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2067 I said elm, not pine. Can't you do a dam thing right? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2068 There you go again, biting off more than you can chew. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2069 I told you, anything but birch. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2070 Don't ask me any more damn questions. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2071 That one's bark IS worse than our bite.... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2072 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2073 I say we club him and take credit for the art. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2074 You're gonna get AIDS 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2075 Is this your idea of a happy family social unit? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2076 I know about cutting down on carbs, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2077 Turns out, I'm still not getting enough fiber. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2078 You're going out on a limb by saying that the branch is yours. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2079 How many times, Norman, do you have to be told you can't fit a round peg into a square hole!? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2080 Once she's done with this, well let her work on the other lady with the enigmatic smile 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2081 Let's get to work on your tubconscious mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2082 Gnaw faster, dammit! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2083 and another thing, Chuck, I'm tired of your dam puns! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2084 Nice toothpick 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2085 That better be organic! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2086 Do you want fries with that? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2087 Will no bath wash the guilt from my conscience-or super ego- by the way where's the soap???? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2088 I can wash your back for an additional $50.00. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2089 The couch won’t work this time, you need a real mental cleanse! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2090 Do you want me to give your negative thoughts the brush off? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2091 Let's get behind that ego. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2092 Rock 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2093 It is a specialized type of psychotherapy I call spa treatment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2094 Cuban Sonic massage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2095 The removal of toe jam always relieves tension. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2096 So, where do you want to start? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2097 test 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2098 Relax and throw that baby Id out with the bathwater 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2099 And how did that make you peel? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2100 For the Tom Cheney cartoon: Cave man #1: First, we exterminate him and all of his artsy fartsy friends. Then, we claim intellectual property rights. Cave man #2: Gosh, what is it with you and your obsession about 'going down in history'? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2101 Let's brush away the tartar and go straight to your relationship with your mother...your dental and mental health insurance combined only covers 3 sessions! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2102 I think we've tapped into something. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2103 So, do you think we could save them as JPEGS? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2104 I've seen the future and it isn't us. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2105 Who told you he was vegan? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2106 Why does he always make me look fat? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2107 Yes, he might be an illegal, but he's a very good decorator, and only needs some meat to keep him happy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2108 I say we club him to death, and then tell everyone we did it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2109 No one in 35,000 years will believe this... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2110 No, you tell him he didn’t receive the NEA grant. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2111 That's where the wild things are. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2112 It looks like the writing is on the wall. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2113 Let’s stick it to the man! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2114 we are offering massages with our pedicures. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2115 And you look much better too! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2116 I am joining you in the tub with a scrub. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2117 Don'e be so aloofa! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2118 I'm out of Rorschachs. See if you can interpret this drawing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2119 Every man must find out for himself in what particular fashion he can be bathed. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2120 Well Doc...I can't get rid of the feeling that I'm drowning. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2121 That's my dam branch! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2122 A real leader wouldn’t be so biting towards the other branches. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2123 " You need to cut it up, this is piece work.'' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2124 You're gonna get chewed out for replacing that with plastic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2125 Put it back in the river, dam it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2126 Good job, but don't be so eager. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2127 Just leave it to beaver. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2128 I say it's poplar and I say to hell with it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2129 It's just one dam thing after another with you, isn't it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2130 We've been through this already, pal. You didn't get approval for that dam add-on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2131 Did you plant another tree in its place? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2132 Hey, what's the dam idea? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2133 This limb isn't big enough for the both of us! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2134 And if we were woodchucks, I could chuck more wood than you! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2135 Well, you sure are a busy beaver, aren't you? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2136 It'll take another twenty of those for my daughter's paw. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2137 [ just trying to update my contact information ] 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2138 Eagerness does not become you! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2139 You have something stuck between your teeth 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2140 Dam! I'm sick of s'mores. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2141 The Sierra Club is definitely going to hear about this! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2142 Whittle me this, what wood it take for you to share? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2143 No, I said Damn it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2144 This is you giving a dam?! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2145 You chewed it up! Ah, dam you! God dam you all to hell! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2146 Chew on that for awhile. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2147 Frankly, my dear, I don't build a dam. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2148 I don't care who heads the EPA. You're not building this dam without an Environmental Impact Report! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2149 I'm sick and tired of telling you, dam it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2150 You'll have to buy 5 carbon credits to off set that! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2151 I won't speak softly unless you give me the big stick. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2152 How can you collect unemployment when you are obviously working at a branch office! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2153 For the last time, I'M the branch manager! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2154 You know what they say. Location, location, location. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2155 'Get that dam stick out of your mouth!' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2156 Spit that out or you're sleeping on the dam couch tonight. You know how birch makes you gassy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2157 I get this gnawing sensation every time I think of trunk. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2158 After I've cooked all day, .....you go and spoil your appetite on a lousy piece of log?!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2159 You just reminded me. There's something about you that's been gnawing at me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2160 I'm not paying for your dam wall. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2161 I said I wanted STEAK for dinner, not stick!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2162 Your shoelace is untied. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2163 Don't use your teeth! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2164 Sorry. Are you busy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2165 We were watching Dumb and Dumber and I told you..."now don't go licking some frozen limb" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2166 Hands off! That's my dam tree! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2167 That's the same dam thing you gave me for my birthday last year! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2168 You're trespassing on my damn dam. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2169 How many times do I have to tell you not to bite off more than you can chew? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2170 Have you ever heard the expression 'Burning the candle at both ends'? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2171 This is the last time we let you pick out the Christmas tree. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2172 Leave it to you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2173 and to think we're breaking up over a toothpick 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2174 Dude. You consume fake wood? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2175 There's a sublime hint of maple, and a mere soupçon of sarsaparilla. Divine. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2176 IF a woodchuck could chuck wood! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2177 Save some toothpicks for the appetizers. You forgot last time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2178 You call that busy? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2179 That was a misunderstanding; The president is not grabbing us. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2180 Leave it to you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2181 Okay, dam! I'll leave. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2182 A good builder always measures twice and gnaws once. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2183 Don't you remember what I told you: Measure Twice, Cut Once. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2184 Son, you're dammed if you do, and dammed if you don't. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2185 You know, I'm really getting sick of this whole Paleo Diet thing. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2186 Have you tried flossing? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2187 " TELL ME IF I'M WRONG DO YOU TASTE CHICKEN " ! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2188 Quit sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. Mind your own damn business! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2189 Now you just work on the dam and leave that poor Cleaver family alone! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2190 I told you not to cut down another dam tree! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2191 Did you get an environmental impact statement before felling that tree? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2192 I’m not living in trees and branches anymore! Condo, Carl! I want a condo! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2193 Gnaw. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2194 Are you more interested in the dam or me? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2195 Even with all those diplomas, you’re SURE this is still the best way to make the bad thoughts go away? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2196 Why, I Otter… 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2197 I don't give a damn where you got that, we're only used recycled materials for this build. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2198 The EPA is on to you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2199 Do you know how many Weight Watchers points one bite is? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2200 ENTRY FROM MARKLKBETYA@CFL.RR.COM: The software got away from me and it still had my brother's caption, but then it woulodn't let me enter my own. Please ignore my previous entry and please use: I can't believe he's not using a dropcloth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2201 I’m pretty impressed with your ‘bend-and-snap’ technique. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2202 Next time, drop the stick before you turn and look behind you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2203 I will build a great, great dam on our southern border, and I will make the Alligators' pay for that dam. Mark my words. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2204 Who's gonna pay for the dam? Mexico? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2205 I said birch not aspen. Take it back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2206 Mr. Robinson before I can proceed to cleansing your mind, I must first cleanse your body. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2207 I am sure that you are not responsible for what happened to your grandfather in Glamis and Cawdor, but we are going to try to wash that guilt off, just the same, Jimmy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2208 I specialize in waterboarding therapy followed by a good tooth brush up your ass. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2209 You're snacking on too much sugar maple! That's bad for your teeth. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2210 If you ask me, his work is a bit derivative. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2211 What were you saying about small hands? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2212 First, cleanse. Then we'll talk about how it made you feel when mommie hid your rubber duckie. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2213 Right, personal care is nothing to joke about. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2214 We're number one, you know. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2215 Freud worked with the id, ego, and superego but failed to explore the hyper-hygienic structure of the human mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2216 Think of it as immersion therapy with benefits. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2217 How else can I help? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2218 So, what brings you to soak-o-therapy? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2219 Now tell me how that feels 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2220 The Epsom salts are not working, let's go for the exfoliation, you appear to be losing consciousness. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2221 This is what we call a full body baptism with a brush and a hamburger. Enjoy!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2222 I call it, "soaking your psyche." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2223 It’s my new and improved therapy couch.. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2224 When I said we should revisit your childhood, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2225 And now, for your brain 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2226 You've got a stick stuck. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2227 Well, sir, I think now you need some real brain scrubbing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2228 A beaver who can’t pull his own weight should get out of the dam service. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2229 You need more fiber in your diet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2230 No. Not unless this one has a breakfast nook. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2231 Damn you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2232 Remember, now we need some bricks. We have too many trees. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2233 If you can drag that dam branch over to the creek , I think we are finished. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2234 You got some food stuck between your teeth. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2235 Seriously? You got that for inside the lodge? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2236 No, you're assistant to the branch manager! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2237 you're not gonna pass the inspection! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2238 In Limbo, you go under the stick. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2239 No, no - I told you to bring me Trump, not a Trunk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2240 That better be your dam log! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2241 I know where we can get some ketchup. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2242 Leave it, beaver. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2243 It all started with a small twig like this. Now we have a flood on the first floor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2244 Whoever gnaws it down gets first dibs. So, back off! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2245 Before we start lets get flood insurance 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2246 Dam it. How many times do I have to tell you? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2247 I think you're taking this "Make America Great Again" thing too literally. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2248 It's either frippy Freud or the rubadubdub. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2249 Now add three bags of cement and all your troubles will be over. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2250 Scrub a-dub dub I'm coming in the tub. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2251 I said I could scrub your memories, but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2252 It's not that nobody likes you -- we really did run out of bubble bath. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2253 I think immersion therapy is starting to work. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2254 Our time is up. We'll get to your back next time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2255 Well, suppose you just sit there and think and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2256 Now, imagine yourself sitting in your imaginary family living room in San Juan. ... Are you feeling any empathy yet? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2257 So, now that we've scrubbed away your defenses, what is your earliest memory? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2258 I'm listening. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2259 You'll feel better when you get your sea legs back, Mr. Nemo. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2260 You’ve GOT to come completely clean with me this time! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2261 How does that water make you feel? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2262 My new therapy. I call it "Soap and water for the disorder". 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2263 We’re going to scrub that man right out of your hair! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2264 Don't worry, I'll let you know when to get out, so your fingers won't get pruney. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2265 That’s my wood! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2266 It's not enough to cleanse your mind! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2267 Aquaman was my favorite super hero as a child. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2268 Let's face that demonic smell before we get to the demons, shall we? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2269 Mr Weinstein you must clean up you act! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2270 This is a competitive business. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2271 Warm water and a touch of Calgon, so therapeutic. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2272 Our spa takes a very therapeutic approach to healing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2273 Do you think your back is clean? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2274 I usually start my patients with a weekly soaking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2275 Despite me going a little heavy on the lavender this time, you are in a safe place 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2276 Underwater therapy, I was classmates with Dr. Leboyer years ago. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2277 I’m sorry your rubber ducky keeps sinking. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2278 Trust me, you'll feel better once your toesies are clean. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2279 Clean up your act and stop wallowing in your own shit! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2280 Is that sustainably sourced wood certified to FSC® standards? I have to wonder. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2281 Please make yourself comfortable. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2282 I'm here to help you wash away your troubles. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2283 Physical cleansing will prepare you for emotional cleansing. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2284 So next you put the soap on the brush... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2285 No, this doesn’t qualify as “branching out” your diet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2286 I know I am your shrink, but your 45 minutes is up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2287 Can you expand on what’s misleading about “shrink”? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2288 But, four-letter words are so efficient! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2289 pay your bill , I will wash your back 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2290 Yes, Mr. Svenson, you could have avoided therapy if your wife would do your back. But you're here now, so relax and I'll do that itchy spot. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2291 Are you busy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2292 You can't control every branch of government, damn it! Ledges later, Larry! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2293 You were never this busy when we were married. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2294 You said at some point I'll stop feeling self-conscious? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2295 Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2296 Primal scene trauma is out, original sin scrubbing is in. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2297 Ach..der id must be ver shcrubbed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2298 Let's re-live that painful encounter, shall we? Read? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2299 Now imagine you're on a boat. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2300 Before I give you the soap and brush, I want you to tell me how you feel about drowning your rubber ducky. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2301 First we'll get the outside squared away---then we'll advance into the head. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2302 Budgeting between therapy and a spa day, this could be seen as a keen compromise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2303 It's called the Hollywood Method. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2304 Just let the feeling wash over you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2305 20 years of talk therapy didn't work, so lets try deep scrub therapy. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2306 OK, what's your choice: body or brain? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2307 A nun has hope in her soul. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2308 simmer for twenty minutes, skim hair and drink the concentrate. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2309 Row, row, row, emote. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2310 What happened to all of those little boats you wanted washed? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2311 Not your germophobia, MY germophobia 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2312 Just lean forward and tell me how does this make you feel? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2313 This is new therapy. We're going to wash your troubles away. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2314 It's called a "diet". You log in everything you eat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2315 Of course this is the way I started. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2316 Caught you building a lodge for that other woman! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2317 Don't you know that no beaver likes dead wood? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2318 Derivative. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2319 Son! Measure twice, cut once! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2320 Leave room for dessert. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2321 What ever happened to our open concept ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2322 No means no! Fuck you! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2323 Leave it to Cleaver, Beaver!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2324 Sassafras? Nice try, eager beaver. I smell a muskrat! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2325 Should I tell my nephew to bring his chain saw. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2326 I'll speak softly if you let me carry the big stick." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2327 For crying out loud, Joe, stop obsessing about the feng shui and just get the lumber to the worksite! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2328 I said I wanna see your shtik. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2329 Don't even thing you're bringing that dam thing into our home! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2330 The beginning: You've got something stuck between your teeth. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2331 The dentist said grab by the limb, not the trunk! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2332 When I said we were going to scrub you down to your essentials, I should have mentioned it was meant literally. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2333 Relax. I'm sure we'll find your rubber duckie. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2334 Soaking will help, but in my experience you'll need these to completely scrub off your mother-in-law's disapproval. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2335 As the water drains, close your eyes and look for the light at the end of the tunnel 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2336 Visualizing my new pool helps put up with your incessant whining. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2337 ...or you could just wash, wash, wash all your troubles away. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2338 I call it... Plagarism! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2339 I only try psychosomatic scalding with my most hot-headed patients. Simmer down, Timothy. Simmer down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2340 Relax, immersion therapy is perfect for facing your aquaphobia! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2341 Tell me about that trauma you had in the bath. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2342 My friend, we're going to clean in places your mother dared to go. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2343 Show me how your mother loofah'd. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2344 You're blocking. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2345 I don't resolve your childhood issues, I replace them with new ones. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2346 I’m afraid you’re mistaken, Monsieur Marat, I perform “head shrinking” not “brain washing” 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2347 Here, "Scrub your own damned back!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2348 Let me role play as your mother 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2349 I've course I'm brainwashing you. Would you prefer a headshrinker? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2350 I must state very clearly that this "Wash thoroughly therapy" does NOT satisfy my Freudian need for human contact. Sexual, or otherwise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2351 I told you at our first meeting I was a Freudian and maternal. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2352 Lets break out of it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2353 I can also cook a marvellous bouillabaisse, sing like Patsy line and they say that my carpentry work is sublime... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2354 Bath therapy works on most of my patients. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2355 As soon as you start owning up to your own BO, we'll go back to the couch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2356 It all started in a cast iron tub in Peoria, Doc. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2357 This time I'll brush you off instead. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2358 I can get your back, but, youll have to scrub that man out of your hair and send him on his way yourself. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2359 I find it is easier to recall repressed thoughts of your childhood this way. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2360 This is going to be easier if you open up. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2361 To paraphrase Freud, "Time spent with a bath is never wasted!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2362 Now we call it retro washing. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2363 Yes, one might say that multitasking can be a form of OCD. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2364 No, I don't have a hair dryer... Why don't we turn the conversation away from grooming, and back towards your issues with depression? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2365 So why is that you think that only your mother can scrub your back? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2366 Wait, where are my clothes? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2367 Sir, I heard that this 'toad' method of soaking is quite painless. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2368 I know, but the couch cost twice as much. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2369 Use this to make fort what is da. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2370 As you can plainly see, there never was a ducky. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2371 Well, you have to admit, coping and soaping sound pretty similar. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2372 Tell me more about your mother. A clean start might have meant a variety of other things. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2373 When I said I would have your back, you clearly misunderstood. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2374 You're going to have to pay extra. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2375 My fee does not include the time it takes to fill the bathtub, but it does come with a back scrub. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2376 I call it washing away your sorrows. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2377 Now that I know you can chuck wood, How much could you chuck? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2378 I said bring me a TREAT! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2379 Dammit, Clyde, you left your browser open to that beaver page again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2380 I said NO MORE BIRCH! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2381 Don't forget to floss and brush when you're finished. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2382 Your home improvement campaign is making the rest of us look bad. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2383 My trees are not building YOUR wall! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2384 Wrong tree! Look first, then gnaw! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2385 You can’t fool me with that poplar, I can smell the lilac! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2386 Take the house but I get the dam pool. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2387 I know, Louis! Even A Branch Wants To Be Something. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2388 Must you insist on speaking softly? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2389 Water you doing out so early? We build the dam wall at night! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2390 Our house is already underwater and you want an addition? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2391 Damn it! I wanted that stick! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2392 I had a gnawing suspicion that you were behind all of this... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2393 That's not your wood Chuck. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2394 No, Measure twice, chew once. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2395 Fine! Go and build your dam! But I am telling you right now, I’m not paying for a new retainer!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2396 Leave some knot for me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2397 You can't log in here without a password. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2398 Stop eating the Birch, its bad your teeth 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2399 I knew it! Put it back. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2400 You've always been a show-off, Justin Beaver 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2401 Do not gnaw on my side of the river, Terry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2402 You know the dam rules....only oak trees, no maple. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2403 It's just one dam thing after another with you, isn't it? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2404 The habitat is that way! Your benightedness incenses me well-nigh abasing myself with trite scatalogics! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2405 You broke it again? It's about time you realize retainers don't grow on trees. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2406 We don't need your dam help. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2407 The creek is back that way. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2408 Olive Branch? That doesn't excuse you chasing around in the Lily Pond. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2409 Ernie... don't try to convince us that you're still Vegan- I accidentally saw you gnawing on a live two-year old Poplar Thursday night while we were watching "Riverdale" and "Dynasty"- 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2410 I wanted birch, not maple! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2411 Since when have you been a vegan. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2412 You're going to keep building that wall and you are going to scavenge for it. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2413 You said you were going green. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2414 Enough with the snacks; dam it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2415 You're eating us out of house and home! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2416 Go find your own dam branch! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2417 We're beavers, not woodchucks! Beavers beav, Warren, we beav! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2418 No, not the hard woods. You'll get the humans mad at us again. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2419 You can drop that. They've projected this'll be ocean by 2020. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2420 He doesn't create. He duplicates. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2421 Bacon, dammit, BACON! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2422 Lips that touch linden shall never touch mine. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2423 I knew you'd bite off more than you could chew. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2424 Look around, you do realize you are in the desert. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2425 That tree isn't worth a dam. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2426 I told you 10 times, I want a one room place, 3 feet by 3 feet so bringing the entire tree makes no sense. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2427 There’s nothing like a project you can really sink your teeth into 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2428 You know, I've always wondered how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2429 Is it home grown organic? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2430 If you think that's going over the mantle, guess again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2431 “You know you should be eating berries not wood” ‘The time before beavers ate wood’ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2432 Hey, that looks like Russian Larch to me, you've been colluding with that hussy Putin again haven't you! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2433 I asked you to use your paw - it will leave a teeth-stain. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2434 Don't be so eager! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2435 Damn it Jim! Just kidding, funny huh? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2436 Excuse me. Move-ins are only on the weekend. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2437 Did you check the expiration date? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2438 I don't care if you're walking softly or not. Drop the dam stick! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2439 Dam it, damn it! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2440 I'm done with the big stick policy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2441 Like they say, 'Leave it to the Beaver" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2442 Didn’t I just say we’re going with brick? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2443 I don’t want ‘the solution’—I need you to LISTEN. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2444 We build dams here! Hemp is a gateway tree! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2445 I said I needed a shorter piece for the kitchen counter, you never listen to me!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2446 Repent--before you're dammed! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2447 You just picked this up from the street? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2448 You know there are environmental implications to what you're doing! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2449 Its fake news. Don't believe it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2450 Make dam sure the bark is better than the bite. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2451 As his boss yelled at him Chuck thought, "Damned if I do, damned if I don't." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2452 That's the Executive Branch—I wanted the Judicial Branch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2453 Is that locally-sourced organic? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2454 I told you no more dam improvement projects! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2455 More than that. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2456 Chuck! Really? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2457 No sugar maple till you've finished your birch! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2458 I thought we said no eating between meals. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2459 Is it me, or are we contributing to excessive erosion due to deforestation. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2460 I'm getting a sinking feeling that you are oceans away. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2461 Today, we're building a fuc. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2462 I'll be damned if you're going to bring that back to the house! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2463 So when did it first wash over you to clean up your act. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2464 The only shame in bathing is the shame of not doing it well. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2465 Can you let me know when the Carrots & Potatoes are tender? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2466 I don't think this is going to wash away my sins. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2467 I believe you may have OCD. Maybe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2468 at first I didn't even know what Twitter was. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2469 I would, but our time is up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2470 Just relax, you will attain 'nirvana' at the end. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2471 test 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2472 Do you have a permit to build in a wetland? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2473 ‘This salt bath may help you release some of those toxic emotions.’ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2474 Harvey, I thought you only insisted on bathing during during meetings with hot actresses. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2475 You! You're on the Canadian nickel! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2476 Yes, yes, the water makes everything look smaller. The real question here is the luffa or the scrub brush! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2477 I'm sorry, but there's no way to maintain a clean couch for patients without a few bath-time rules. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2478 All right. Which one does the rubber duckie want first? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2479 Thant's good! Now tell me if this mother figure scratched anywhere other than your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2480 A bar is a more typical venue for drowning your sorrows. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2481 I don't know why you have waves in your tub- try some soap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2482 Great water therapy. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2483 I know the issues you had with your mother. I won't scrub your back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2484 This is a new therapy for writer's block. Want to try it? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2485 yor being there will minimize the mess 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2486 Softsoap and bristle. Softsoap and bristle. Trust me, it works on everyone eventually. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2487 While I'm checking for OCD, don't splash water on my new shoes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2488 Yes, psychoanalysis is out (again) and hydrotherapy is back in! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2489 Mom's chicken soup'l fix you right-up ! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2490 Epson salts with your burger? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2491 They say, Split peas are a whole lot better for your skin than goat's milk, Leonard. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2492 I want you to use the soap like it's your childhood, and the brush like it's how you wanted your childhood to be. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2493 Clean thoughts, Mr. Simpson. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2494 Although this state-of-the-art mud bath may not cure you, it will ensure silky skin in your coffin. Not covered by medicare, but worth it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2495 ... now you must learn to walk softly. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2496 Our first session prepares you for my fees. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2497 Spa therapy actually goes back to Roman times. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2498 Mr. Mueller it’s time to wash that man right outta your hair. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2499 Hydrotherapy again this week? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2500 Where's my froggy? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2501 If you awake feeling like a prune we will know this treatment is working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2502 It's your mind that's the issue. Get your head under. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2503 How much can you chuck? A lot of people have been asking. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2504 It starts with a clean confession 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2505 Have you considered deodorant? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2506 No...I won't be your valentine! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2507 Sorry, but playing 'Find the Rubber Ducky' would compromise my reputation as a licensed hydrotherapist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2508 'I said that I feel hopeless.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2509 Sorry, my last session ran a little over. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2510 Also, the couch was infested with lice. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2511 I thought you were cutting down. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2512 Don't bother, I'm done! It's dammed if you do; dammed if you don't! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2513 Now, Mr. Weinstein, I want you to think back to your earliest memory of these occurrences. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2514 One more log, Junior, and your off to the dentist! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2515 I Don't really think saying "Calgon take me away" over and over is helping your situation.. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2516 There's too much busy work in this dam outfit! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2517 Hey, I told you to stay away from that family tree! You just started another turf war! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2518 Rub-a-dub-dub. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2519 You better have a permit to cut down that log. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2520 Aquaman's ill-fated attempt to seek therapy. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2521 Your character armor could use a good scrub. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2522 Throw your anxiety out with the bathwater. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2523 I am going to help you come clean with all the details of your past 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2524 Sometimes a bath is just a bath 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2525 What part of “Dam it all” do you not understand? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2526 [self-hygiene therapy session] "Now imagine your floating with your arms up and feeling the sensation of clean armpits." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2527 Sometimes your rubber duckie is just your rubber duckie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2528 Analysis California-style, with scented soap. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2529 Dam it, I expect better form my branch Manager. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2530 You can't use that, you know I'm allergic to aspen! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2531 The doctor said no trunk food! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2532 You the feller they call Saturday Night Beaver? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2533 Dam it, I expect better form my branch Manager. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2534 That's our new dental floss. What do you think of it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2535 Shall we start with your back? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2536 Just submerge yourself... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2537 Are you sure gum tree doesn't cause cavities? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2538 'Sorry I don't have any ships for you to command.' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2539 "WAIT ONE MINUTE BUDDY! Now put that carrot back and stay out of my Garden! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2540 How do you feel now about the Platinum Health Care option? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2541 We're ready to start the session...Where is the Butcher and the Candlestick maker? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2542 Forget the dam. We just won a contract to do a prototype for the wall. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2543 Now close your eyes while I Freudian Slip into something more comfortable 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2544 Your HMO doesn't cover towels. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2545 It's poplar, Jack. It's bad for your cholesterol. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2546 That's the wrong size. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2547 How many times do I have to tell you? Beavers don't play Fetch! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2548 Are you SURE it's organic? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2549 You know, that looks exactly like one of the sticks from the dam I just built 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2550 I think you have some of it stuck in your teeth. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2551 Watch it buster, or you'll become gloves. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2552 Those must be his victims. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2553 You'll have to get all the permits first. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2554 Hold it right there! This is a stick stick-up! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2555 Hey buster, that’s my tooth pick! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2556 No coverage if you break a tooth on that hardwood. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2557 Would you plesae follow the vet's diet advice? She saidto take two aspen and call her in the morning. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2558 Chew faster, Dame it! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2559 I told you, we are NOT remodeling the kitchen! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2560 Chew faster, Dame it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2561 You know that's human property. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2562 The wall won't build itself! How else will we keep out the woodchucks from the other side of the boarder? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2563 Hard working? Beavering away? Five kids and me stuck in the lodge and that's it for an eight hour shift? You're nothing but a hat waiting to happen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2564 Sonny. You're chewing like you don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2565 I said no snacking, you're going to spoil your appetite! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2566 Yeah.?. Let me tell you where else you can put it. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2567 I prefer to invest in timber futures and leverage the whole forest. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2568 Is that sustainable? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2569 Are you Loonie? We can't build a wall here, we're Canadian! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2570 Got floss? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2571 That’s a very incisor observation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2572 Pardon me, is that the Trump stick? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2573 Too bad you can't chuck it. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2574 Bring home the bacon, I said. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2575 You call that a balanced meal? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2576 You said you wouldn't, but then you wood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2577 Do I have to tell you again, we're BEAVERS, not woodchucks! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2578 Quit using my floss! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2579 I don't give a damn either!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2580 How many times have I told you not to bite off more than I can chew? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2581 Let him be, George. He's finally stsying within the lines... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2582 The limbo for beavers 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2583 You build, I’ll criticize. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2584 Must you pick your teeth in front of me? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2585 Harold, I'll be dammed if I let you bring one more stick into our house. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2586 Whoa need that for a 1950's raft rebuilding. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2587 If Bucky wants to borrow it, tell him you don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2588 Finish your dinner. There are millions of starving beavers in Eurasia. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2589 You're better than this, Chuck. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2590 You are starting to NAW me! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2591 You're a dam thief, you know that Carl? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2592 That came from my Dame. You home wrecker. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2593 I thought we agreed I'd order the maple and you'd order the oak. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2594 Measure twice, cut once! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2595 The 'dam it' joke wasn't funny the first five times, either! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2596 Welcome to the Flat-Tail Society. Is that the next arm for the International Space Station? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2597 Well if it isn't the new regional branch manager. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2598 Oh, gnaw you don't. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2599 Well, YOU won't be giving any orders with that dam stick in your mouth. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2600 Wait a dam minute. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2601 Are you going to eat that? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2602 Is that Kobe wood worth the extra price? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2603 Eddy, we're out of toothpaste again. Stop eating it right out of the tube! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2604 Are we having tree again tonight. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2605 You should start using recycled materials instead of living trees - this is the 21st century you know! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2606 Every dam thing contributes to deforestation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2607 No, no you're doing it all wrong! You pick your teeth with the stick. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2608 Over there, Damn it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2609 I know my own teethmarks. Get your own dam wood. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2610 We beavers will be in trouble if Trump dumps Canada out of NAFTA 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2611 Can you add a patio this time? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2612 In February, you go back to your main job of weather forecasting. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2613 I'd like to speak to the branch manager. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2614 Dammit, stop trees passing on my pond. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2615 I knew it! Your an ignorant limb supporter! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2616 Dam straight! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2617 You call that busy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2618 If you don't have a subscription to the New Yorker, you'll never get chosen as a finalist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2619 If that's the executive branch, bite twice as hard. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2620 You just don't give a dam 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2621 But the agreement is that i'm suppose to get the house! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2622 leftovers again? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2623 How many times do I have to tell you: Lift from the knees! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2624 Oh please, you don't think you have an oral fixation? Clearly, you are on the shores of deNile. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2625 Put it back, that one is on the endangered list. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2626 You gnaw you way, I'll gnaw mine! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2627 Gnaw. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2628 Would've should've could'chuck! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2629 It's just a branch, dammit! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2630 . . . and remember, it has to be owner-occupied. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2631 Just so you know, stranger, stick-thievin's a hangin' offense in these here parts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2632 You should really be using a knife and fork, you'll ruin your teeth that way. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2633 One stick a day tells me you don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2634 You're always biting off more than you can chew! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2635 You don’t lift another log until I see your mission statement. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2636 I think you'd better log off and come to dinner, young man! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2637 For the last time, "Fetch" is a dog's game. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2638 That was MY wood to chuck, as a woodchuck that could chuck wood! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2639 I'm warning you, my bite is worse than your bark! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2640 I’ll be damned. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2641 Idiot! I told you to spiralize it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2642 Have you considered the environmental implications of what you about to do? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2643 You call that "busy," do you? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2644 Housing Authority! Need to see your carpenter's license. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2645 You need to look more eager. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2646 I said naw, not gnaw 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2647 I'm sorry but before I can help you I need to know if that is organic, non-GMO, and has no traces of gluten, dairy, soy, or peanuts. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2648 I told you, no birch trees. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2649 Where the heck have you been? And you better have a dam good excuse! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2650 If you don't have a union card, you ain't building this dam 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2651 That's my dam shtick! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2652 I told them our infrastructure plan could pay for their tax breaks. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2653 Behold two beavers about to throw down over a nice, long, juicy, stick. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2654 One day into Whole 30 and you’re cheating already? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2655 Smell the oakey flavor with a hint of squirrel essence. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2656 DON'T "WHADDEVER" ME, you half-buck-toothed little rodent....I'm askin' you: Did anyone hear it fall or not? And don't claim it wasn't in the woods.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2657 You know you're gonna have to pay for the dam too, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2658 How dare you say I don't give a dam! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2659 I heard you were from Gnawlins. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2660 This does not make you, looking at other beavers, OK! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2661 You're a lumberjack, not a tree trimmer. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2662 get out you're treepassing! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2663 I've told you time and again, don't bite off more than you can chew. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2664 We agreed on Victorian Revival, yet you keep bringing shaggy chic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2665 I chop 'em down, YOU build the damn? What, we union now? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2666 Don't bite off more than you can chew. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2667 Dam it all. That's the last stick of gum isn't it, Harold. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2668 C'mon now, don't be such an eager beaver. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2669 You know Earl, with all this beavering away we've been doing sometimes I wish I was born a sloth. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2670 Do you really think I'm impressed by your little 12 inch twig? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2671 Arthur's! Arthur! Maple is so last year. I can't invite friends to a den made of that! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2672 I told you the neighbors are coming over. That won’t be enough. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2673 I said "bacon" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2674 I'll tell you where you can chuck that wood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2675 Do I see lipstick on those gnaw marks? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2676 Is that Paleo? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2677 Stop bring your work home! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2678 I said dam, not road block. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2679 Hurry up, dam it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2680 The bark is worse at first bite. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2681 That dam thing is too damn big! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2682 I'm a beaver, dammit! How should I know how much wood a woodchuck chucks…? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2683 Are you kidding me! Your jumbled big house is wasteful of resources and THAT is NOT from sustainable growth. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2684 We don't cotton to no tree rustlers around here. Now git! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2685 You knew we didn’t need that branch. You did it on purpose. I have had it up to here with the triplets, it’s your turn now! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2686 Snetop playing with that dam branch and get to work! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2687 Damn it Fred, this time build the dam then the lodge. We're beavers and there are rules. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2688 Hey Buddy, stick to your own stick and leave mine alone! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2689 Snetop playing with that dam branch and get to work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2690 No, really, it’s just a bathtub. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2691 I already told you, we're not paying for that dam wall! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2692 When I was your age I brought home branches twice that size, swimming up stream, both ways. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2693 Damn it, just Leave it...Eddie... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2694 Its about time you did some dam work around here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2695 You better not be thinking of building that wall again, Donnie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2696 Spare a twig? No? God bless you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2697 There's a good boy! Now roll over and play dead. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2698 I already told you we aren't adding open beam ceilings! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2699 You shouldn't be doing this. Remember we don't have dental coverage in our insurance plan anymore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2700 Beats me, but, he’s popular with the ladies. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2701 How come nobody ever asks 'How much wood could a beaver chuck?' 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2702 That looks suspiciously like a drawing of one I harvested last week. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2703 We'll build a dam, and the otters will pay for it! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2704 We voted to strike, Cedric, so if you're gonna scab, we're gonna have a problem, see? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
2705 Frankly, I don't give a dam. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2706 Splash-Cam video will prove that I downed that tree. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
2707 You think you are so smart having buck teeth don't you Bucky. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2708 I’m not chewing any @&%#ing Merlot!!! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2709 That's mine! I recognize it anywhere! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2710 I knew from the cut of your gib that you live in the sticks! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2711 I really love your incisors. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2712 Justin, you're biting off more than you can chew again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2713 He said Mexicans are building the wall, not Canadians. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
2714 Now, Chucky, take that right to the nursery - I'm pregers ya know. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2715 Wait till you try the other branch, it has a deeper, woodier taste. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2716 You must have a great dental plan. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2717 Let's do it. It will be worth more if he's dead. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2718 Your insurance should cover it under immersion therapy. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2719 Gonna wash that man right out of your hair? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2720 Do you ever miss our old role-playing, when we just pretended to be strangers meeting in a bar? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2721 After a good scrub, the childhood neglect will wash away and we can begin working on your PTSD. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2722 " No need for angst. I'm going to 'put you under' is merely a figure of speech used in hypnosis". 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2723 Sir, I said you should accept that you’re in “denial” not “The Nile”. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2724 The hot wax and simonizing therapy is extra. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2725 Two tub therapy is reserved for my erectile dysfunction clients. You're just filthy. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
2726 The real issue often lies below the surface. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
2727 I may be Freudian, but you can still wash that yourself. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
2728 The first step is WANTING to scrub your own back. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
2729 Where's the itch? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
2730 Let's start at the womb. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2731 Freud's Bathtub. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2732 Is the self-pity too hot? 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
2733 No, it's not OK 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2734 Full Service Alternative Therapy 1.0000