Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
He did my summer cave in Lascaux, too. |
1.9662 |
0.01140 |
4909 |
1651 |
1773 |
1485 |
1 |
Well, he can kiss his security deposit goodbye. |
1.9632 |
0.01158 |
4673 |
1553 |
1739 |
1381 |
2 |
Sure, drawing it is the easy part, it's the caption that's tough. |
1.9435 |
0.01141 |
4884 |
1697 |
1766 |
1421 |
3 |
It will be worth even more when he's extinct. |
1.9412 |
0.01298 |
3604 |
1206 |
1404 |
994 |
4 |
The way he tells it, we come out looking like a couple of Neanderthals. |
1.9216 |
0.01098 |
5074 |
1766 |
1940 |
1368 |
5 |
We're totally taking credit for this later, right? |
1.9119 |
0.01581 |
2396 |
832 |
943 |
621 |
6 |
No one will believe this, not in a million years. |
1.9086 |
0.01071 |
5571 |
2058 |
1964 |
1549 |
7 |
YOU tell him not to write on the walls. |
1.8991 |
0.01166 |
4527 |
1645 |
1694 |
1188 |
8 |
Will the day ever come when you can just have a meal without posting it? |
1.8989 |
0.01186 |
4707 |
1819 |
1545 |
1343 |
9 |
Nobody would believe that in a million years. |
1.8970 |
0.02096 |
1456 |
548 |
510 |
398 |
10 |
I get he's an artist. It's the 'in residence' part I'm not comfortable with. |
1.8963 |
0.01055 |
5446 |
1963 |
2085 |
1398 |
11 |
You distract him with gentle criticism about his use of perspective and meager color palette while I club him from behind. |
1.8828 |
0.01140 |
4947 |
1915 |
1697 |
1335 |
12 |
It's a New Yorker cartoon. Just laugh and act like you get it. |
1.8616 |
0.01153 |
5203 |
2209 |
1505 |
1489 |
13 |
If that's a menu, we're in trouble. |
1.8593 |
0.01577 |
2388 |
900 |
924 |
564 |
14 |
Face it. You are that hairy. |
1.8401 |
0.01341 |
3290 |
1278 |
1260 |
752 |
15 |
They're not going to believe this in a million years! |
1.8366 |
0.01220 |
4180 |
1698 |
1467 |
1015 |
16 |
For our sake, I hope he's not a starving artist. |
1.8356 |
0.01176 |
4196 |
1618 |
1650 |
928 |
17 |
I don't know, it seems primitive to me. |
1.8337 |
0.01618 |
2201 |
847 |
873 |
481 |
18 |
If it's a grocery list we're in trouble |
1.8329 |
0.01131 |
4589 |
1794 |
1768 |
1027 |
19 |
Still want to brag about your handprint? |
1.8177 |
0.01229 |
4104 |
1713 |
1426 |
965 |
20 |
They go extinct, we take the credit, no one's the wiser. |
1.8162 |
0.01244 |
3956 |
1641 |
1401 |
914 |
21 |
Let's see--the specials today are bison, fish, and...uh-oh. |
1.8140 |
0.01209 |
4146 |
1714 |
1489 |
943 |
22 |
You go first; I'm the gatherer. |
1.8120 |
0.01198 |
4164 |
1709 |
1529 |
926 |
23 |
I prefer his Paleolithic period. |
1.8111 |
0.01623 |
2160 |
857 |
854 |
449 |
24 |
As long as they don't find out he invented the wheel, we're fine. |
1.8104 |
0.01428 |
2912 |
1193 |
1078 |
641 |
25 |
Why does he have to post everything he does to his wall? |
1.8033 |
0.01226 |
4046 |
1707 |
1428 |
911 |
26 |
Sure he can draw, but can he do captions? |
1.8002 |
0.01117 |
4749 |
1977 |
1744 |
1028 |
27 |
He calls it, 'The Last Supper.' |
1.7816 |
0.01304 |
3672 |
1634 |
1206 |
832 |
28 |
If you ask me, his Jurassic period was better |
1.7774 |
0.01285 |
3648 |
1594 |
1272 |
782 |
29 |
They'll never believe this in a million years! |
1.7704 |
0.01219 |
4230 |
1925 |
1351 |
954 |
30 |
You were supposed to teach him 'fetch,' not 'sketch'. |
1.7691 |
0.02167 |
1269 |
558 |
446 |
265 |
31 |
He changes the menu daily. It's all locally sourced. |
1.7649 |
0.01419 |
2978 |
1325 |
1028 |
625 |
32 |
Liberal arts are a dead end. The future is hunting and gathering. |
1.7624 |
0.01336 |
3379 |
1516 |
1150 |
713 |
33 |
They say his art will be worth a lot more after he's extinct. |
1.7599 |
0.01475 |
2591 |
1116 |
981 |
494 |
34 |
The worst part is someday they'll say we did that. |
1.7565 |
0.01788 |
1807 |
795 |
657 |
355 |
35 |
Paints like Picasso but tastes like chicken. |
1.7499 |
0.01330 |
3455 |
1596 |
1127 |
732 |
36 |
They'll never believe this! Not in a million years! |
1.7451 |
0.01302 |
3680 |
1736 |
1146 |
798 |
37 |
You know, once those pictures get posted they're there forever... |
1.7396 |
0.01370 |
3203 |
1488 |
1061 |
654 |
38 |
He knows he's going to lose his security deposit, right? |
1.7341 |
0.01504 |
2527 |
1147 |
905 |
475 |
39 |
His technique is really evolving. |
1.7341 |
0.02294 |
1004 |
434 |
403 |
167 |
40 |
First he invents the wheel; now this. It's embarrassing. |
1.7311 |
0.01274 |
3715 |
1754 |
1206 |
755 |
41 |
Let me guess, you didn't invent the wheel either. |
1.7310 |
0.01362 |
3320 |
1589 |
1035 |
696 |
42 |
Yeah, but it makes the room look dated. |
1.7161 |
0.01498 |
2578 |
1215 |
880 |
483 |
43 |
His work is still evolving... |
1.7147 |
0.01453 |
2482 |
1105 |
980 |
397 |
44 |
Just remember, he doesn't do well with criticism. |
1.7102 |
0.01534 |
2305 |
1056 |
861 |
388 |
45 |
Think how much they'll be worth when he's extinct. |
1.7058 |
0.01389 |
2961 |
1409 |
1014 |
538 |
46 |
And this is the drawing room. |
1.7019 |
0.01548 |
2368 |
1130 |
814 |
424 |
47 |
Critics are calling his work 'evolutionary.' |
1.6987 |
0.01516 |
2436 |
1159 |
852 |
425 |
48 |
He's not extinct, but he is passé. |
1.6975 |
0.01644 |
2056 |
976 |
726 |
354 |
49 |
OK, now you’ve seen the underground scene. Want to go clubbing? |
1.6885 |
0.02010 |
1499 |
760 |
446 |
293 |
50 |
No, YOU tell him not to draw on the walls. |
1.6862 |
0.01509 |
2600 |
1305 |
806 |
489 |
51 |
That's definitely Skrag on the bottom, so we can stop searching for him. |
1.6838 |
0.01974 |
1521 |
767 |
468 |
286 |
52 |
We have to seriously step it up if we want to become the dominant species. |
1.6831 |
0.01949 |
1461 |
710 |
504 |
247 |
53 |
The upside is after he's extinct they'll be priceless. |
1.6825 |
0.01856 |
1537 |
728 |
569 |
240 |
54 |
I love his whimsical juxtaposition of Jurassic and Pleistocene species |
1.6733 |
0.01564 |
2326 |
1166 |
754 |
406 |
55 |
They say talent like his only comes around every billion years or so. |
1.6732 |
0.01702 |
1928 |
956 |
646 |
326 |
56 |
Somehow it's primitive yet derivative. |
1.6720 |
0.01680 |
1921 |
939 |
673 |
309 |
57 |
I never knew they had such sensitive, intelligent souls. You want the white meat or the dark? |
1.6697 |
0.01634 |
2189 |
1120 |
672 |
397 |
58 |
He's a great artist but he also ate my wife so...my opinion is mixed. |
1.6617 |
0.02182 |
1206 |
619 |
376 |
211 |
59 |
I've never seen a crayonasaurus rex in action! |
1.6587 |
0.01954 |
1512 |
782 |
464 |
266 |
60 |
Draws like Picasso, but tastes like chicken. |
1.6573 |
0.01769 |
1818 |
935 |
571 |
312 |
61 |
They won't believe this in a million years. |
1.6566 |
0.01621 |
2193 |
1137 |
672 |
384 |
62 |
The moment he goes extinct the value will triple |
1.6512 |
0.01613 |
2179 |
1130 |
679 |
370 |
63 |
But is it art? |
1.6460 |
0.01918 |
1534 |
800 |
477 |
257 |
64 |
Normally, I would just bludgeon and eat him but I'm dying to see how the story ends. |
1.6443 |
0.01661 |
1965 |
1006 |
652 |
307 |
65 |
Of course he agreed to a 50% commission. He's got a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.6437 |
0.01982 |
1420 |
739 |
448 |
233 |
66 |
Imagine what he could do if he had thumbs. |
1.6357 |
0.01898 |
1466 |
751 |
498 |
217 |
67 |
We are SO not that hairy... but those long pointy stick things seem like a great idea |
1.6346 |
0.01920 |
1464 |
760 |
479 |
225 |
68 |
Me, not so much, but he really nailed you. |
1.6341 |
0.01694 |
1790 |
907 |
631 |
252 |
69 |
When he's extinct, they'll be worth a fortune. |
1.6338 |
0.01938 |
1442 |
751 |
468 |
223 |
70 |
I'm worried it might be a menu. |
1.6320 |
0.01842 |
1598 |
835 |
516 |
247 |
71 |
Uh oh, I think that's his grocery list. |
1.6286 |
0.01726 |
1788 |
931 |
590 |
267 |
72 |
I'm more concerned about him standing on two feet. |
1.6231 |
0.01840 |
1592 |
842 |
508 |
242 |
73 |
If the dinosaurs keep up this whole "art as a career" thing, they'll be wiped out in no time. |
1.6227 |
0.02601 |
827 |
446 |
247 |
134 |
74 |
They'll never guess this in a million years. |
1.6219 |
0.01871 |
1587 |
854 |
479 |
254 |
75 |
Oh no, you go first - I’m not the one who wrote his last show was “primitive deconstruction fit only for the reptilian brain.” |
1.6217 |
0.02200 |
1142 |
613 |
348 |
181 |
76 |
Looks a little primitive if you ask me. |
1.6216 |
0.01911 |
1435 |
750 |
478 |
207 |
77 |
I much prefer his Jurassic Period. |
1.6215 |
0.01836 |
1588 |
839 |
511 |
238 |
78 |
Pre-modernism. |
1.6182 |
0.01920 |
1430 |
754 |
468 |
208 |
79 |
No one's gonna believe us in a million years! |
1.6171 |
0.01961 |
1473 |
807 |
423 |
243 |
80 |
I prefer his earlier work. |
1.6170 |
0.02538 |
799 |
417 |
271 |
111 |
81 |
Look, if 'you could do that' you would have done it, okay? |
1.6132 |
0.01973 |
1383 |
743 |
432 |
208 |
82 |
Not yet, I want to see how he ends it. |
1.6129 |
0.01861 |
1400 |
715 |
512 |
173 |
83 |
When he's extinct we can take credit for this. |
1.6108 |
0.02010 |
1349 |
732 |
410 |
207 |
84 |
Oh, great! This one keeps a food diary. |
1.6092 |
0.02012 |
1310 |
703 |
416 |
191 |
85 |
He posts way too much on his wall. |
1.6085 |
0.02151 |
1111 |
588 |
370 |
153 |
86 |
So _that's_ what those little arms are for. |
1.6075 |
0.02161 |
1144 |
618 |
357 |
169 |
87 |
If he starts drawing two guys with clubs, run like hell. |
1.6068 |
0.02548 |
829 |
450 |
255 |
124 |
88 |
I know it's the last one, but I'm pretty hungry. |
1.6046 |
0.02670 |
746 |
404 |
233 |
109 |
89 |
If he invites you in to see his etchings, don't go. |
1.6035 |
0.02087 |
1208 |
652 |
383 |
173 |
90 |
And all these years I thought it was you. |
1.6005 |
0.02100 |
1159 |
620 |
382 |
157 |
91 |
You watch: He'll only get famous when he's extinct. |
1.6000 |
0.02173 |
1150 |
634 |
342 |
174 |
92 |
After we eat him, I’m signing that. |
1.5995 |
0.02144 |
1141 |
619 |
360 |
162 |
93 |
There goes our security deposit. |
1.5975 |
0.02625 |
800 |
446 |
230 |
124 |
94 |
They're going to be even more valuable when he's extinct. |
1.5975 |
0.02198 |
1108 |
609 |
336 |
163 |
95 |
It'll be worth more once he's extinct. |
1.5969 |
0.02215 |
1109 |
615 |
326 |
168 |
96 |
My left brain says to kill and eat him, but my right brain says I should hire him to paint my den. |
1.5960 |
0.02288 |
995 |
541 |
315 |
139 |
97 |
I told you to teach him to fetch, but, noooo, you said, let him express himself. |
1.5960 |
0.02209 |
1094 |
602 |
332 |
160 |
98 |
He could have been a great hunter-gatherer, but you let him go to that damn liberal arts school |
1.5925 |
0.02300 |
1016 |
564 |
302 |
150 |
99 |
We need to invent the door. |
1.5914 |
0.02258 |
1028 |
565 |
318 |
145 |
100 |
His work hasn't fully evolved yet. |
1.5900 |
0.02224 |
1005 |
540 |
337 |
128 |
101 |
I just don't get modern art. |
1.5881 |
0.02859 |
636 |
350 |
198 |
88 |
102 |
Let's try another place. Something about the menu here makes me uncomfortable. |
1.5880 |
0.02339 |
983 |
550 |
288 |
145 |
103 |
I know it's expensive. But these days you just can't sell a cave without home staging. |
1.5880 |
0.02430 |
847 |
458 |
280 |
109 |
104 |
Am I really that fat? |
1.5823 |
0.02348 |
917 |
503 |
294 |
120 |
105 |
He's in his Jurassic period. |
1.5817 |
0.02430 |
894 |
501 |
266 |
127 |
106 |
You know they’re going to blame us for this, right? |
1.5807 |
0.02423 |
880 |
489 |
271 |
120 |
107 |
It's your cave, YOU tell him his perspective is all wrong. |
1.5805 |
0.02389 |
894 |
494 |
281 |
119 |
108 |
I called them prehistoric and I thought he was going to bite my head off. |
1.5797 |
0.02412 |
878 |
486 |
275 |
117 |
109 |
Its another damn Interiordecorasauris. |
1.5791 |
0.02446 |
872 |
488 |
263 |
121 |
110 |
Yet when I try to house break him, he acts like he can't understand a thing. |
1.5789 |
0.02427 |
881 |
492 |
268 |
121 |
111 |
Why does he always make me look fat? |
1.5788 |
0.02393 |
869 |
476 |
283 |
110 |
112 |
Damn... we're still on the menu. |
1.5785 |
0.02399 |
866 |
475 |
281 |
110 |
113 |
It's a bit primitive, don't you think? |
1.5779 |
0.02463 |
867 |
488 |
257 |
122 |
114 |
Impressive yes, but is it art? |
1.5774 |
0.02464 |
859 |
482 |
258 |
119 |
115 |
My wife wanted to go with a floral motif, but I said “Not in my man cave.” |
1.5765 |
0.02507 |
850 |
483 |
244 |
123 |
116 |
Careful. He's already eaten one art critic. |
1.5762 |
0.02513 |
781 |
428 |
256 |
97 |
117 |
Big whoop. It's not like he invented the wheel. |
1.5747 |
0.02491 |
830 |
465 |
253 |
112 |
118 |
After he's extinct, it could be worth a fortune. |
1.5735 |
0.02570 |
809 |
462 |
230 |
117 |
119 |
We're lucky we found him. Craftsmen who can do this type of work are practically extinct. |
1.5732 |
0.02566 |
806 |
459 |
232 |
115 |
120 |
See? They are taking all of our jobs. We need to make the Stone Age Great Again. |
1.5732 |
0.02658 |
820 |
487 |
196 |
137 |
121 |
You told me you drew those. What else have you been lying about? |
1.5723 |
0.02533 |
802 |
451 |
243 |
108 |
122 |
Hold up, I want to see how the story ends!! |
1.5720 |
0.02450 |
806 |
441 |
269 |
96 |
123 |
I liked his Jurassic period better. |
1.5720 |
0.02499 |
806 |
449 |
253 |
104 |
124 |
He's going to evolve into a thesaurus. |
1.5690 |
0.02715 |
775 |
460 |
189 |
126 |
125 |
Yeah, but once that asteroid hits, we’ll get all the credit. |
1.5681 |
0.02624 |
764 |
437 |
220 |
107 |
126 |
My instinct is to kill him and take all the credit. |
1.5679 |
0.02734 |
766 |
456 |
185 |
125 |
127 |
You club him. We add a couple of hand prints. It'll be huge. |
1.5675 |
0.02534 |
763 |
423 |
247 |
93 |
128 |
Most people train their pet to hunt, Brian |
1.5671 |
0.02602 |
760 |
431 |
227 |
102 |
129 |
We didn’t really discover fire, either. |
1.5669 |
0.02582 |
755 |
424 |
234 |
97 |
130 |
So annoying. He won't eat anything without posting a picture of it. |
1.5667 |
0.02709 |
750 |
439 |
197 |
114 |
131 |
As usual, we're going to get blamed for this! |
1.5665 |
0.02548 |
752 |
417 |
244 |
91 |
132 |
There he goes again—spreading fake news! |
1.5663 |
0.02698 |
754 |
441 |
199 |
114 |
133 |
I admit, the work has a certain primitive appeal to it. |
1.5663 |
0.02451 |
754 |
405 |
271 |
78 |
134 |
He's pretty good but he has no perspective. |
1.5659 |
0.02526 |
744 |
408 |
251 |
85 |
135 |
He's been drawing me fatter since I made that extinction joke. |
1.5657 |
0.02612 |
746 |
422 |
226 |
98 |
136 |
Sure he's a monster, but you have to separate the art from the artist. |
1.5637 |
0.02654 |
683 |
378 |
225 |
80 |
137 |
He's good, but he'll never be discovered. |
1.5634 |
0.02723 |
623 |
339 |
217 |
67 |
138 |
We're gonna take credit for this, right? |
1.5633 |
0.02666 |
719 |
409 |
215 |
95 |
139 |
We decided to go Primitive with the front foyer, and then Contemporary for the den. |
1.5615 |
0.02556 |
707 |
386 |
245 |
76 |
140 |
His work is really evolving. |
1.5615 |
0.02708 |
707 |
406 |
205 |
96 |
141 |
It has the pretensions of the Cretaceous period, but we all know he's stuck in the Jurassic. |
1.5611 |
0.02611 |
704 |
391 |
231 |
82 |
142 |
Great, now we'll never sell this place. |
1.5611 |
0.02611 |
704 |
391 |
231 |
82 |
143 |
Dave, its like watching a Weinstein film. Can you really separate the art from the predator that made it? |
1.5606 |
0.02778 |
701 |
411 |
187 |
103 |
144 |
Frankly, everything after his Triassic Period has been rather jejune. |
1.5602 |
0.02765 |
698 |
407 |
191 |
100 |
145 |
Do you think he made me look fat? |
1.5602 |
0.02659 |
698 |
393 |
219 |
86 |
146 |
These drawings would be worth a lot more if he were to "accidentally go extinct". |
1.5599 |
0.02797 |
618 |
345 |
200 |
73 |
147 |
The critics are all saying that once they’re extinct, it will really be worth something. |
1.5591 |
0.02657 |
685 |
383 |
221 |
81 |
148 |
Random selection my ass. |
1.5591 |
0.02725 |
694 |
399 |
202 |
93 |
149 |
I was also impressed until I realized he’s menu planning. |
1.5572 |
0.02584 |
673 |
366 |
239 |
68 |
150 |
You know who's gonna get blamed for this |
1.5567 |
0.02669 |
670 |
374 |
219 |
77 |
151 |
Here's the plan: we discover fire, cook him medium rare, and take credit for the art. |
1.5565 |
0.02819 |
681 |
402 |
179 |
100 |
152 |
He’s painting his “Last Supper”. |
1.5551 |
0.02782 |
663 |
383 |
192 |
88 |
153 |
We're losing control of the narrative. |
1.5525 |
0.02870 |
619 |
358 |
180 |
81 |
154 |
After he shows you how to start a fire, I say we club him and we take the credit for this too. |
1.5517 |
0.02910 |
600 |
347 |
175 |
78 |
155 |
My kid's dinosaur could do that. |
1.5487 |
0.02863 |
616 |
357 |
180 |
79 |
156 |
When a Cretaceous artist tries to go all Cenozoic, it never quite works. |
1.5485 |
0.02782 |
618 |
350 |
197 |
71 |
157 |
Do I really look like that from behind? |
1.5465 |
0.02827 |
602 |
343 |
189 |
70 |
158 |
No, YOU tell him it's too derivative! |
1.5451 |
0.02911 |
587 |
340 |
174 |
73 |
159 |
I think it's way better than that novel the chimpanzee wrote. |
1.5439 |
0.02966 |
570 |
332 |
166 |
72 |
160 |
Nice, but you know it's going to cost us an arm and a leg! |
1.5426 |
0.02978 |
575 |
338 |
162 |
75 |
161 |
He's allowed up to 140 characters. This is going to take awhile... |
1.5426 |
0.02978 |
575 |
338 |
162 |
75 |
162 |
Try explaining cultural appropriation to a dinosaur. |
1.5425 |
0.02909 |
577 |
333 |
175 |
69 |
163 |
I hear he also does great work in bronze, whatever that is. |
1.5419 |
0.03943 |
334 |
198 |
91 |
45 |
164 |
Just so you know, she's not known to respond very well to criticism. |
1.5414 |
0.02968 |
567 |
331 |
165 |
71 |
165 |
He's in his Jurassic period. |
1.5396 |
0.03119 |
556 |
337 |
138 |
81 |
166 |
Your critique is fair; I just don't think he's really looking for feedback right now. |
1.5390 |
0.02829 |
564 |
317 |
190 |
57 |
167 |
I have a bad feeling that he's evolving faster than we are. |
1.5389 |
0.03068 |
553 |
330 |
148 |
75 |
168 |
I like his early work better. |
1.5376 |
0.02958 |
545 |
314 |
169 |
62 |
169 |
Yeah, she's good, but last year it was ballet lessons and before that, the violin. |
1.5375 |
0.03040 |
547 |
323 |
154 |
70 |
170 |
Darwin is not going to like this. |
1.5373 |
0.02998 |
549 |
321 |
161 |
67 |
171 |
Personally, I think it's kind of primitive. |
1.5363 |
0.03037 |
537 |
315 |
156 |
66 |
172 |
Suddenly I feel less evolved. |
1.5327 |
0.03016 |
520 |
301 |
161 |
58 |
173 |
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like to eat. |
1.5320 |
0.03087 |
515 |
303 |
150 |
62 |
174 |
..and who do you think they'll believe in 65 million years? |
1.5319 |
0.03016 |
517 |
299 |
161 |
57 |
175 |
No, wait until he finishes. Then we take credit for it. |
1.5307 |
0.03095 |
505 |
296 |
150 |
59 |
176 |
Remember: we did the paintings, and the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago. |
1.5305 |
0.03102 |
509 |
300 |
148 |
61 |
177 |
That will never come off the wall, and I'm sure we'll get blamed for it. |
1.5300 |
0.03017 |
517 |
300 |
160 |
57 |
178 |
Nobody will believe it in a million years. |
1.5295 |
0.03181 |
508 |
306 |
135 |
67 |
179 |
It's a cold-blooded commentary on modern hunter-gatherer culture. |
1.5289 |
0.03208 |
484 |
288 |
136 |
60 |
180 |
Don’t worry; the archeologists will say we did it! |
1.5285 |
0.02988 |
509 |
292 |
165 |
52 |
181 |
You're the fat one. |
1.5282 |
0.03264 |
496 |
303 |
124 |
69 |
182 |
Okay! You say art and I say vandalism. Can we both agree it's dinner? |
1.5281 |
0.03217 |
498 |
301 |
131 |
66 |
183 |
You got the decorator in without consulting me? |
1.5281 |
0.03279 |
498 |
306 |
121 |
71 |
184 |
I'm finding that real artistic talent is almost extinct. |
1.5274 |
0.03125 |
493 |
290 |
146 |
57 |
185 |
His work is derivative, lacks perspective, and anti-paleontological, but it sells. |
1.5261 |
0.03166 |
498 |
298 |
138 |
62 |
186 |
Is my back really that hairy? |
1.5260 |
0.03100 |
481 |
279 |
151 |
51 |
187 |
This is going to play hell with evolution theory. |
1.5214 |
0.03120 |
468 |
272 |
148 |
48 |
188 |
I say we kill him, eat him, and take credit for the art work. |
1.5214 |
0.03278 |
468 |
283 |
126 |
59 |
189 |
Picassosaurus. |
1.5212 |
0.03365 |
472 |
293 |
112 |
67 |
190 |
Don't worry. We'll get credit for it. |
1.5197 |
0.03230 |
458 |
272 |
134 |
52 |
191 |
He's prolific. He works like he's going extinct tomorrow or something. |
1.5187 |
0.03200 |
455 |
268 |
138 |
49 |
192 |
If we kill him now they'll just call us art critics. |
1.5177 |
0.03321 |
452 |
274 |
122 |
56 |
193 |
I saw his work at an exhibit of post-extinctionism at the Lascaux last year. |
1.5177 |
0.03365 |
452 |
277 |
116 |
59 |
194 |
Sure, he can paint. But can he stand criticism? |
1.5169 |
0.03253 |
445 |
264 |
132 |
49 |
195 |
When it's all said and done, I bet we get the blame for this . |
1.5158 |
0.03259 |
444 |
264 |
131 |
49 |
196 |
Inside it's art, outside it's graffiti. Go figure. |
1.5158 |
0.03366 |
444 |
271 |
117 |
56 |
197 |
Art therapy helps him face extinction. |
1.5156 |
0.03047 |
448 |
254 |
157 |
37 |
198 |
ANOTHER Graffitisaurus !! |
1.5148 |
0.03411 |
439 |
270 |
112 |
57 |
199 |
He's ahead of what time? |
1.5138 |
0.03366 |
436 |
265 |
118 |
53 |
200 |
Your the one who wanted to domesticate it. I said we should have just eaten it. |
1.5128 |
0.03282 |
431 |
256 |
129 |
46 |
201 |
So we're agreed, no more LSD at Burning Man. |
1.5119 |
0.03495 |
420 |
260 |
105 |
55 |
202 |
opposable thumbs, my ass |
1.5117 |
0.03474 |
426 |
264 |
106 |
56 |
203 |
Meh. He stopped evolving as an artist years ago. |
1.5117 |
0.03198 |
428 |
249 |
139 |
40 |
204 |
And this will be the baby's room! |
1.5117 |
0.03299 |
428 |
255 |
127 |
46 |
205 |
There goes our deposit. |
1.5106 |
0.03460 |
423 |
261 |
108 |
54 |
206 |
A million years from now, we're going to get blamed for this. |
1.5106 |
0.03345 |
423 |
254 |
122 |
47 |
207 |
His first love was the piano, but his hands were too small to reach all the keys. |
1.5106 |
0.03345 |
423 |
254 |
122 |
47 |
208 |
My kid could do that. |
1.5096 |
0.03408 |
418 |
254 |
115 |
49 |
209 |
I thought you said these were YOUR paintings... |
1.5095 |
0.03396 |
420 |
255 |
116 |
49 |
210 |
Sure they're talented, but guess who gets the credit when they become extinct? |
1.5095 |
0.03379 |
420 |
254 |
118 |
48 |
211 |
It’ll be worth more after he’s extinct. |
1.5085 |
0.03434 |
411 |
250 |
113 |
48 |
212 |
It’s a Picassosaurus. |
1.5085 |
0.03404 |
413 |
250 |
116 |
47 |
213 |
YOU tell him it doesn’t go with the sofa. |
1.5062 |
0.03395 |
403 |
242 |
118 |
43 |
214 |
In his stories the animals always win. |
1.5062 |
0.03284 |
403 |
236 |
130 |
37 |
215 |
All this self-absorbed social media stuff will be the end of the dinosaurs. |
1.5062 |
0.03490 |
405 |
249 |
107 |
49 |
216 |
The wife insisted we get an interior designer. |
1.5061 |
0.03477 |
407 |
250 |
108 |
49 |
217 |
Now don't forget what happened to his last critic. |
1.5050 |
0.03426 |
398 |
240 |
115 |
43 |
218 |
Let's wait. I want to see how the story ends. |
1.5050 |
0.03389 |
398 |
238 |
119 |
41 |
219 |
And you didn't invent the wheel either, did you? |
1.5050 |
0.03593 |
400 |
251 |
96 |
53 |
220 |
You tell him he's extinct. |
1.5050 |
0.03548 |
404 |
252 |
100 |
52 |
221 |
Four years of art school for what? |
1.5039 |
0.03393 |
385 |
228 |
120 |
37 |
222 |
I guess we owe the kids an apology. |
1.5038 |
0.03537 |
395 |
244 |
103 |
48 |
223 |
It's just so terribly derivative of that stuff in France. |
1.5038 |
0.03524 |
397 |
245 |
104 |
48 |
224 |
They’re evolving faster than we thought. That’s burnt charcoal. |
1.5026 |
0.03407 |
386 |
230 |
118 |
38 |
225 |
What kind of Neanderthal uses oil instead of acrylic? |
1.5026 |
0.03539 |
392 |
242 |
103 |
47 |
226 |
Odd for a thesaurus not to put a caption. |
1.5025 |
0.03722 |
394 |
254 |
82 |
58 |
227 |
Just our luck, a Graffitisaurus. |
1.5025 |
0.03489 |
394 |
241 |
108 |
45 |
228 |
Once he’s ‘extinct’ the value will soar. |
1.5025 |
0.03687 |
394 |
252 |
86 |
56 |
229 |
The reviews say he's way ahead of his time. |
1.5025 |
0.03408 |
398 |
240 |
116 |
42 |
230 |
It's a bit wordy, but the story is quite compelling |
1.5013 |
0.03530 |
385 |
236 |
105 |
44 |
231 |
I said fetch, not sketch |
1.5013 |
0.03472 |
385 |
233 |
111 |
41 |
232 |
OMG it's a menu! |
1.5000 |
0.03420 |
384 |
230 |
116 |
38 |
233 |
I don't think anyone will be interested in this kind of art 100 years from now. |
1.5000 |
0.03290 |
382 |
222 |
129 |
31 |
234 |
He reinterprets events from the perspective of the prey. It’s all very modern. |
1.4987 |
0.03466 |
383 |
232 |
111 |
40 |
235 |
I see Rex is finally using his tiny hands for something good. |
1.4987 |
0.03538 |
381 |
234 |
104 |
43 |
236 |
I could do that |
1.4987 |
0.03554 |
373 |
228 |
104 |
41 |
237 |
It's a pictosaurus |
1.4974 |
0.03519 |
378 |
231 |
106 |
41 |
238 |
You couldn't just teach him how to fetch? |
1.4973 |
0.03759 |
372 |
238 |
83 |
51 |
239 |
Confirmed - He ate your two brothers. |
1.4960 |
0.03629 |
371 |
231 |
96 |
44 |
240 |
JUST GREAT !! Now I have to repaint the living room, again ! |
1.4959 |
0.03683 |
369 |
232 |
91 |
46 |
241 |
I liked his Jurassic period better. |
1.4959 |
0.03678 |
367 |
230 |
92 |
45 |
242 |
I always love hunting new talent. |
1.4959 |
0.03470 |
367 |
220 |
112 |
35 |
243 |
I really should start keeping a food diary, too. |
1.4959 |
0.03714 |
365 |
230 |
89 |
46 |
244 |
The rumors were right. We are on the menu. |
1.4959 |
0.03562 |
363 |
221 |
104 |
38 |
245 |
Is that really what I look like? |
1.4946 |
0.03442 |
368 |
220 |
114 |
34 |
246 |
No opposable thumbs and he still wins "Best in Show" every year. |
1.4946 |
0.03610 |
368 |
228 |
98 |
42 |
247 |
I say we let him finish. |
1.4945 |
0.03425 |
364 |
216 |
116 |
32 |
248 |
Big deal--he still poops on the lawn, doesn't he? |
1.4945 |
0.03660 |
364 |
227 |
94 |
43 |
249 |
YOU tell him not to write on the walls. |
1.4945 |
0.03660 |
364 |
227 |
94 |
43 |
250 |
I don't care what he does as long as he pays the rent. |
1.4931 |
0.03647 |
363 |
226 |
95 |
42 |
251 |
I think those are tonight's dinner specials. |
1.4931 |
0.03626 |
363 |
225 |
97 |
41 |
252 |
Yeah, right. Like he ever caught a pterodactyl! |
1.4931 |
0.03583 |
363 |
223 |
101 |
39 |
253 |
Wife’s idea. I just wanted nice blue walls. |
1.4930 |
0.03413 |
359 |
212 |
117 |
30 |
254 |
Was it your idea to have an artist in residence? |
1.4930 |
0.03547 |
359 |
218 |
105 |
36 |
255 |
Yeah, but can he make fire? |
1.4916 |
0.03684 |
358 |
224 |
92 |
42 |
256 |
Oh sure, the art's great, but try getting him to use the litter box. |
1.4916 |
0.03576 |
358 |
219 |
102 |
37 |
257 |
It would be a real shame to silence such talent, but I'm really hungry. |
1.4916 |
0.03456 |
356 |
212 |
113 |
31 |
258 |
We'll probably get blamed for this. |
1.4915 |
0.03539 |
354 |
214 |
106 |
34 |
259 |
After we eat him we can take credit for them. |
1.4915 |
0.03447 |
354 |
210 |
114 |
30 |
260 |
He's just my touch up guy. Creative control is still totally mine. |
1.4915 |
0.03650 |
354 |
219 |
96 |
39 |
261 |
I say we wait until he's finished. He's the last of his kind, after all. |
1.4901 |
0.03635 |
353 |
218 |
97 |
38 |
262 |
Let's move on. It might be his grocery list. |
1.4901 |
0.03613 |
353 |
217 |
99 |
37 |
263 |
He just doodles on a wall, then he expects US to come up with a brilliant caption. |
1.4900 |
0.03760 |
351 |
222 |
86 |
43 |
264 |
You wanted to domesticate it, now it thinks it owns the place. |
1.4899 |
0.03613 |
347 |
212 |
100 |
35 |
265 |
I hope the historians won't think that we painted that junk. |
1.4885 |
0.03392 |
348 |
204 |
118 |
26 |
266 |
No, YOU tell him his figures are merely two-dimensional. |
1.4884 |
0.03574 |
346 |
210 |
103 |
33 |
267 |
It will be very valuable once he is extinct |
1.4884 |
0.03845 |
346 |
222 |
79 |
45 |
268 |
It's that dang graffitauras again! |
1.4884 |
0.03597 |
346 |
211 |
101 |
34 |
269 |
I prefer his Pleistocene Period. |
1.4884 |
0.03728 |
344 |
215 |
90 |
39 |
270 |
I used to like it here, but they keep changing the menu. |
1.4884 |
0.03659 |
344 |
212 |
96 |
36 |
271 |
I'll bet, thousands of years from now they'll think we did this. |
1.4884 |
0.03612 |
344 |
210 |
100 |
34 |
272 |
They like to mark their territory. |
1.4869 |
0.03548 |
343 |
207 |
105 |
31 |
273 |
I thought you said the painter would be done by the time we got home from vacation |
1.4852 |
0.03706 |
338 |
210 |
92 |
36 |
274 |
I hope that is not a menu. |
1.4851 |
0.03576 |
336 |
203 |
103 |
30 |
275 |
Sure, his technique is good, but his style is derivative. |
1.4851 |
0.03551 |
336 |
202 |
105 |
29 |
276 |
Just sign your name...in a million years no one will know the difference! |
1.4850 |
0.03762 |
334 |
209 |
88 |
37 |
277 |
I'm thinking of switching from hunting-and-gathering and moving into collecting. |
1.4835 |
0.03770 |
333 |
209 |
87 |
37 |
278 |
First fire...now this? |
1.4835 |
0.03794 |
333 |
210 |
85 |
38 |
279 |
It’s not art, these are his dinner choices... |
1.4834 |
0.03714 |
331 |
205 |
92 |
34 |
280 |
I thought we agreed on wall paper. |
1.4834 |
0.03763 |
331 |
207 |
88 |
36 |
281 |
Yuk. People are gonna believe WE drew them !! |
1.4834 |
0.03811 |
331 |
209 |
84 |
38 |
282 |
We can take the credit when they become extinct |
1.4834 |
0.03588 |
331 |
200 |
102 |
29 |
283 |
Interesting idea. Pictures last longer if you don't draw them in the dirt. |
1.4818 |
0.03697 |
330 |
204 |
93 |
33 |
284 |
I say we eat him first, then take credit for his work. |
1.4817 |
0.03713 |
328 |
203 |
92 |
33 |
285 |
Makes me feel even more like a Neanderthal. |
1.4816 |
0.03575 |
326 |
196 |
103 |
27 |
286 |
Last week it was pottery. I mean, pick a major already. |
1.4815 |
0.03772 |
324 |
202 |
88 |
34 |
287 |
I’m not THAT hairy. |
1.4812 |
0.03832 |
320 |
201 |
84 |
35 |
288 |
His work won't stand the test of time. |
1.4799 |
0.03755 |
323 |
201 |
89 |
33 |
289 |
Good forgers like him are nearly extinct. |
1.4796 |
0.03736 |
319 |
197 |
91 |
31 |
290 |
I told you short-term renters would ruin the place. |
1.4796 |
0.03789 |
319 |
199 |
87 |
33 |
291 |
Way too representational for my taste. |
1.4794 |
0.03716 |
315 |
193 |
93 |
29 |
292 |
You tell him it's not what you had in mind. |
1.4780 |
0.03637 |
318 |
193 |
98 |
27 |
293 |
Am I that fat? |
1.4780 |
0.03849 |
318 |
201 |
82 |
35 |
294 |
He said he works for the New Yorker and wants us to submit the captions. |
1.4780 |
0.03951 |
318 |
205 |
74 |
39 |
295 |
The writing is on the wall, it is either him or us. |
1.4780 |
0.03771 |
318 |
198 |
88 |
32 |
296 |
Don't wimp out on me now, Grog, it's a double win. We become the dominant species and get credit for the art. |
1.4778 |
0.03893 |
316 |
201 |
79 |
36 |
297 |
Brock posed for him earlier, but now we can’t find him. |
1.4777 |
0.03963 |
314 |
202 |
74 |
38 |
298 |
The Paleo Diet Cookbook, 1st Edition. |
1.4774 |
0.03787 |
310 |
192 |
88 |
30 |
299 |
Like anyone is ever going to see his work. |
1.4763 |
0.03672 |
317 |
194 |
95 |
28 |
300 |
He calls it his "Paleo Diet." |
1.4763 |
0.03590 |
317 |
191 |
101 |
25 |
301 |
We can take credit after he's extinct. |
1.4762 |
0.03876 |
315 |
200 |
80 |
35 |
302 |
You know we're going to get blamed for this... |
1.4760 |
0.03868 |
313 |
198 |
81 |
34 |
303 |
Of course you could have done that but you didn’t did you? |
1.4760 |
0.03894 |
313 |
199 |
79 |
35 |
304 |
If this is a shopping list, we're in big trouble |
1.4760 |
0.03733 |
313 |
193 |
91 |
29 |
305 |
Of course, we'll repaint after moving in. |
1.4760 |
0.03733 |
313 |
193 |
91 |
29 |
306 |
Sure, he has evolved as an artist, but as a species? |
1.4759 |
0.03832 |
311 |
195 |
84 |
32 |
307 |
If we club him now, we can pass it off as our own. |
1.4757 |
0.03596 |
309 |
185 |
101 |
23 |
308 |
His use of charcoal imparts a contemporary yet somehow timeless quality |
1.4756 |
0.03868 |
307 |
193 |
82 |
32 |
309 |
Who knows what it means, but it keeps him busy. |
1.4740 |
0.03776 |
308 |
191 |
88 |
29 |
310 |
More fake news. |
1.4740 |
0.03993 |
308 |
199 |
72 |
37 |
311 |
Trust me, the wall adds 10 pounds. You look fine, Steve. |
1.4740 |
0.03662 |
308 |
187 |
96 |
25 |
312 |
The dude may have talent but he has no future. |
1.4740 |
0.03804 |
308 |
192 |
86 |
30 |
313 |
I thought you said they were done by aliens. |
1.4739 |
0.03793 |
306 |
190 |
87 |
29 |
314 |
He's doing my cave after he's finished with Barry's. |
1.4739 |
0.03959 |
306 |
196 |
75 |
35 |
315 |
That's an interesting perspective the way he's drawn us upright. |
1.4739 |
0.03905 |
306 |
194 |
79 |
33 |
316 |
It keeps him from chewing on the furniture. |
1.4737 |
0.03811 |
304 |
189 |
86 |
29 |
317 |
Utter genius! These guys are going to rule the earth forever. |
1.4737 |
0.03951 |
304 |
194 |
76 |
34 |
318 |
So he’s the one spreading rumors about us! |
1.4737 |
0.03840 |
304 |
190 |
84 |
30 |
319 |
You want to be the one to tell him his work lacks imagination? |
1.4733 |
0.03483 |
300 |
175 |
108 |
17 |
320 |
You try to keep a nice cave and before you know it there's graffiti all over the walls. |
1.4719 |
0.03762 |
303 |
187 |
89 |
27 |
321 |
The best talent of a generation. Almost a shame to eat him. |
1.4718 |
0.03661 |
301 |
182 |
96 |
23 |
322 |
But is it art? |
1.4718 |
0.03895 |
301 |
190 |
80 |
31 |
323 |
The value of his cave paintings will skyrocket once he's extinct. |
1.4716 |
0.03798 |
299 |
185 |
87 |
27 |
324 |
Don't call her a "dinosaur artist" -- she prefers just "artist." |
1.4716 |
0.03856 |
299 |
187 |
83 |
29 |
325 |
He can draw, but can he make fire? |
1.4714 |
0.03875 |
297 |
186 |
82 |
29 |
326 |
I was hoping for something a bit more post-mesozoic |
1.4698 |
0.03952 |
298 |
190 |
76 |
32 |
327 |
Don't worry, we're white men. We'll end up getting the credit. |
1.4696 |
0.03971 |
296 |
189 |
75 |
32 |
328 |
The menu here is locally sourced. |
1.4696 |
0.03884 |
296 |
186 |
81 |
29 |
329 |
Considering the lack of opposable thumbs, it ain’t bad. |
1.4696 |
0.03703 |
296 |
180 |
93 |
23 |
330 |
I've told him a million times—you're as good as dead with an art degree in this job market. |
1.4696 |
0.04029 |
296 |
191 |
71 |
34 |
331 |
I don't get modern art. |
1.4696 |
0.03884 |
296 |
186 |
81 |
29 |
332 |
Should we tell him that's not a survival skill, or let history run it's course? |
1.4696 |
0.03913 |
296 |
187 |
79 |
30 |
333 |
I thought representational art was extinct. |
1.4696 |
0.03943 |
296 |
188 |
77 |
31 |
334 |
After the extinction, it'll be priceless. |
1.4696 |
0.04057 |
296 |
192 |
69 |
35 |
335 |
He calls them Emojis. |
1.4696 |
0.04029 |
296 |
191 |
71 |
34 |
336 |
I find his style really primitive. |
1.4696 |
0.04085 |
296 |
193 |
67 |
36 |
337 |
The prospect of mass extinction really brings out his creative side. |
1.4690 |
0.03881 |
290 |
181 |
82 |
27 |
338 |
Keeping track of what he eats helps him stay on his diet |
1.4690 |
0.03850 |
290 |
180 |
84 |
26 |
339 |
Let's go with wallpaper. |
1.4676 |
0.03912 |
293 |
185 |
79 |
29 |
340 |
Just a bit too primitive for my taste |
1.4676 |
0.04001 |
293 |
188 |
73 |
32 |
341 |
After he's done, we'll sneak in and trace our handprints all over it. A million years from now, guess who'll get the credit. |
1.4674 |
0.03683 |
291 |
176 |
94 |
21 |
342 |
Let him discover how to make fire. Then I'll be impressed. |
1.4671 |
0.03796 |
289 |
178 |
87 |
24 |
343 |
Let's call it "Art Gecko." |
1.4671 |
0.04071 |
289 |
187 |
69 |
33 |
344 |
I also own some works from his Paleolithic period. |
1.4671 |
0.03981 |
289 |
184 |
75 |
30 |
345 |
Well, now we know where Zog and Zum went. |
1.4653 |
0.03961 |
288 |
183 |
76 |
29 |
346 |
You let that egg hatch, didn't you? |
1.4653 |
0.03961 |
288 |
183 |
76 |
29 |
347 |
They’ll be worth a lot more after he’s extinct. |
1.4653 |
0.03868 |
288 |
180 |
82 |
26 |
348 |
It'll be worth more after his extinction. |
1.4650 |
0.03918 |
286 |
180 |
79 |
27 |
349 |
Reservations or not, if that's the menu I am leaving. |
1.4650 |
0.03950 |
286 |
181 |
77 |
28 |
350 |
I don't want to be around when his mother comes home. |
1.4650 |
0.03918 |
286 |
180 |
79 |
27 |
351 |
I guess we know what happened to Frank... |
1.4650 |
0.04011 |
286 |
183 |
73 |
30 |
352 |
I thought they were extinct, but apparently they've just been focusing on their art. |
1.4648 |
0.03842 |
284 |
176 |
84 |
24 |
353 |
He paints what he eats. |
1.4645 |
0.03728 |
282 |
171 |
91 |
20 |
354 |
I've hired him to do my place in France. |
1.4632 |
0.04052 |
285 |
184 |
70 |
31 |
355 |
They'll be trying to figure this out for years. |
1.4632 |
0.03701 |
285 |
173 |
92 |
20 |
356 |
I hate to tell him he's got no future. |
1.4629 |
0.04010 |
283 |
181 |
73 |
29 |
357 |
the best part is that 20,000 years from now critics will think you and I were the geniuses that painted this |
1.4629 |
0.04010 |
283 |
181 |
73 |
29 |
358 |
Let him live. Years from now they will think we did it. |
1.4629 |
0.04010 |
283 |
181 |
73 |
29 |
359 |
My kid could do that. |
1.4626 |
0.03903 |
281 |
176 |
80 |
25 |
360 |
Too primitive for my taste. |
1.4626 |
0.03870 |
281 |
175 |
82 |
24 |
361 |
I thought figurative painters were all pretty much extinct! |
1.4621 |
0.04105 |
277 |
179 |
68 |
30 |
362 |
Don't worry, I'll see to it that we get the credit. |
1.4621 |
0.04041 |
277 |
177 |
72 |
28 |
363 |
I was hoping for some nudes. |
1.4621 |
0.04073 |
277 |
178 |
70 |
29 |
364 |
That's so sixty-five-million-years-ago. |
1.4615 |
0.03916 |
273 |
170 |
80 |
23 |
365 |
It is a chart of all its major food groups |
1.4615 |
0.03984 |
273 |
172 |
76 |
25 |
366 |
His background is paleolithic, but you get the feeling that the neolithic age is trying to break through. |
1.4615 |
0.03950 |
273 |
171 |
78 |
24 |
367 |
You know theyre going to pin this on us. |
1.4609 |
0.04280 |
256 |
166 |
62 |
28 |
368 |
Not bad, though I'm no fan of modern art. |
1.4601 |
0.03851 |
276 |
171 |
83 |
22 |
369 |
We're keeping his security deposit. |
1.4601 |
0.04116 |
276 |
179 |
67 |
30 |
370 |
You told me those were your drawings. |
1.4601 |
0.03919 |
276 |
173 |
79 |
24 |
371 |
Like his art will ever be noticed a million years from now |
1.4599 |
0.04265 |
274 |
182 |
58 |
34 |
372 |
Don't confuse the quality of the art with your feelings about the artist. |
1.4599 |
0.04039 |
274 |
175 |
72 |
27 |
373 |
That's the easy part. Now we have to come up with a witty caption. |
1.4599 |
0.04265 |
274 |
182 |
58 |
34 |
374 |
Actually, it's his menu. |
1.4596 |
0.04027 |
272 |
173 |
73 |
26 |
375 |
It's a little primitive, but you know, I like it. |
1.4596 |
0.03820 |
272 |
167 |
85 |
20 |
376 |
No-o-o, YOU tell him his work is derivative. |
1.4596 |
0.03855 |
272 |
168 |
83 |
21 |
377 |
He's in his post-extinction phase. |
1.4594 |
0.03817 |
283 |
176 |
84 |
23 |
378 |
They'll be worth more when he's dead. |
1.4576 |
0.04071 |
271 |
174 |
70 |
27 |
379 |
It's a shame he won't be appreciated until after he's extinct. |
1.4576 |
0.03969 |
271 |
171 |
76 |
24 |
380 |
He's almost too talented to eat. |
1.4576 |
0.04203 |
271 |
178 |
62 |
31 |
381 |
He loves making the weekly grocery list. |
1.4576 |
0.03864 |
271 |
168 |
82 |
21 |
382 |
Is this fine for you or shall we look at the menu next door? |
1.4576 |
0.03829 |
271 |
167 |
84 |
20 |
383 |
I know.... but when he dies they'll be worth millions. |
1.4572 |
0.04093 |
269 |
173 |
69 |
27 |
384 |
You know who's gonna get blamed for this |
1.4572 |
0.04387 |
269 |
182 |
51 |
36 |
385 |
We will never get our deposit back, now! |
1.4572 |
0.03955 |
269 |
169 |
77 |
23 |
386 |
We can't let them control the narrative. |
1.4569 |
0.03976 |
267 |
168 |
76 |
23 |
387 |
I always wondered what those short little arms are for. |
1.4569 |
0.03904 |
267 |
166 |
80 |
21 |
388 |
Studio assistant. The ideas are mine. |
1.4559 |
0.04112 |
261 |
167 |
69 |
25 |
389 |
No, you tell him there should only be one moon. |
1.4559 |
0.04218 |
261 |
170 |
63 |
28 |
390 |
You wanted a pet - you clean up after it. |
1.4559 |
0.04287 |
261 |
172 |
59 |
30 |
391 |
I don’t know how they think they’re going to survive as artists. |
1.4549 |
0.04021 |
266 |
169 |
73 |
24 |
392 |
Oh, come on. I bet he hasn't eaten half those guys. |
1.4545 |
0.04007 |
264 |
167 |
74 |
23 |
393 |
Plagiasaurus! |
1.4545 |
0.04182 |
264 |
172 |
64 |
28 |
394 |
Dinosaurs are so primitive - That doesn't even look like us. |
1.4545 |
0.04007 |
264 |
167 |
74 |
23 |
395 |
We may not be the most intelligent but we got clubs. |
1.4545 |
0.04182 |
264 |
172 |
64 |
28 |
396 |
I told you not to leave him alone. That will never come off. |
1.4545 |
0.04042 |
264 |
168 |
72 |
24 |
397 |
I told you not to enroll him in Head Start. |
1.4542 |
0.04240 |
262 |
172 |
61 |
29 |
398 |
They come here, they take our jobs... |
1.4542 |
0.04171 |
262 |
170 |
65 |
27 |
399 |
Just think about how much those are going to be worth once he's extinct. |
1.4538 |
0.04401 |
260 |
175 |
52 |
33 |
400 |
Oh, Great! Now my wife’s gonna want to hire a decorator, too! |
1.4538 |
0.03976 |
260 |
163 |
76 |
21 |
401 |
He says it's called "Premodern". |
1.4538 |
0.04123 |
260 |
167 |
68 |
25 |
402 |
I know you love it, but I live here too. |
1.4528 |
0.03812 |
265 |
163 |
84 |
18 |
403 |
Last week it was this Italian woman, enigmatic smile. |
1.4521 |
0.04286 |
261 |
173 |
58 |
30 |
404 |
He was a cartoonist for the New Yorker back when its cartoons were funny. |
1.4521 |
0.04454 |
261 |
178 |
48 |
35 |
405 |
If anyone finds this it's going to make us look like a bunch of "Neanderthals"! |
1.4519 |
0.04080 |
270 |
175 |
68 |
27 |
406 |
When he becomes extinct, this stuff will be worth a fortune. |
1.4517 |
0.04133 |
259 |
167 |
67 |
25 |
407 |
Just think how much his stuff will be worth after he's extinct! |
1.4517 |
0.04060 |
259 |
165 |
71 |
23 |
408 |
His paintings won't sell for a million years. |
1.4517 |
0.03948 |
259 |
162 |
77 |
20 |
409 |
If you're asking me, it's a dying art form. |
1.4514 |
0.04082 |
257 |
164 |
70 |
23 |
410 |
I'm hungry, too, but the art man, the art! |
1.4514 |
0.04045 |
257 |
163 |
72 |
22 |
411 |
We're totally taking credit for this. |
1.4514 |
0.03969 |
257 |
161 |
76 |
20 |
412 |
I don't eat at restaurants where I'm on the menu. |
1.4514 |
0.04119 |
257 |
165 |
68 |
24 |
413 |
I'd be more impressed if he knew we only had one moon. |
1.4510 |
0.04142 |
255 |
164 |
67 |
24 |
414 |
This would be easier for me if the art was no good. |
1.4510 |
0.03990 |
255 |
160 |
75 |
20 |
415 |
If you ask me, his Jurassic period work was better |
1.4498 |
0.04096 |
249 |
158 |
70 |
21 |
416 |
Season 1 was better. |
1.4488 |
0.04227 |
254 |
166 |
62 |
26 |
417 |
He's evolving as an artist, but I don't think he has a future. |
1.4488 |
0.04264 |
254 |
167 |
60 |
27 |
418 |
I can't stand modern art. |
1.4488 |
0.04264 |
254 |
167 |
60 |
27 |
419 |
So? They still taste like chicken. |
1.4488 |
0.04300 |
254 |
168 |
58 |
28 |
420 |
They're illustrations for a book he's writing called Genesis. |
1.4488 |
0.04300 |
254 |
168 |
58 |
28 |
421 |
It's fake news. |
1.4488 |
0.04336 |
254 |
169 |
56 |
29 |
422 |
I prefer his Jurassic period. |
1.4488 |
0.04227 |
254 |
166 |
62 |
26 |
423 |
Let's see what's on today's menu. |
1.4488 |
0.04264 |
254 |
167 |
60 |
27 |
424 |
I hate modern art. |
1.4488 |
0.04115 |
254 |
163 |
68 |
23 |
425 |
YOU do something. YOU'RE the one who said they were extinct. |
1.4488 |
0.04153 |
254 |
164 |
66 |
24 |
426 |
Oh really, Mr. Art Critic? You think it's 'primitive'? |
1.4488 |
0.03882 |
254 |
157 |
80 |
17 |
427 |
He can be temperamental. Last week, he ate Grunella after she criticized his use of negative space. |
1.4484 |
0.04251 |
252 |
165 |
61 |
26 |
428 |
I'm not that hairy, am I? |
1.4484 |
0.04176 |
252 |
163 |
65 |
24 |
429 |
They say the value goes up after the artist's extinction. |
1.4484 |
0.04138 |
252 |
162 |
67 |
23 |
430 |
He draws what he ate. Now we know what happened to Thurg and Glook. |
1.4484 |
0.04214 |
252 |
164 |
63 |
25 |
431 |
Sure, the style is Jurassic. But drawing with charcoal? This guy is way ahead of his time. |
1.4480 |
0.04123 |
250 |
160 |
68 |
22 |
432 |
It looks like his Jurassic Period. |
1.4480 |
0.04084 |
250 |
159 |
70 |
21 |
433 |
Refreshingly primitive, like he has direct access to his reptile brain. |
1.4476 |
0.04339 |
248 |
164 |
57 |
27 |
434 |
He'll never get his deposit back. |
1.4476 |
0.04224 |
248 |
161 |
63 |
24 |
435 |
The vet said it was good therapy. |
1.4476 |
0.03986 |
248 |
155 |
75 |
18 |
436 |
It won’t be worth anything until after he’s extinct. |
1.4476 |
0.04067 |
248 |
157 |
71 |
20 |
437 |
You'd be wise to keep your "a little too primitive" to yourself. |
1.4463 |
0.04299 |
242 |
158 |
60 |
24 |
438 |
So what? My five year old could do that. |
1.4463 |
0.04137 |
242 |
154 |
68 |
20 |
439 |
Who knew that the inventor of "fake news" was a creepy guy with small hands, scales and a tail? |
1.4462 |
0.04373 |
251 |
168 |
54 |
29 |
440 |
See what you can accomplish when you stand on your own two feet. |
1.4458 |
0.04288 |
249 |
164 |
59 |
26 |
441 |
He's made a living plagiarizing our work. |
1.4458 |
0.03807 |
249 |
152 |
83 |
14 |
442 |
It really does spruce up the place, but he charges an arm and a leg. |
1.4458 |
0.04134 |
249 |
160 |
67 |
22 |
443 |
We’re gonna get blamed for this. |
1.4453 |
0.04117 |
247 |
158 |
68 |
21 |
444 |
YOU tell him it's primitive. |
1.4453 |
0.04274 |
247 |
162 |
60 |
25 |
445 |
Sure it's primitive but it'll be worth a fortune in ten or twenty thousand years. |
1.4453 |
0.03606 |
247 |
146 |
92 |
9 |
446 |
Boy, I hope no one ever thinks we did that! |
1.4453 |
0.04351 |
247 |
164 |
56 |
27 |
447 |
Well, that pretty much destroys your 'opposable thumb' theory.. |
1.4449 |
0.04260 |
245 |
160 |
61 |
24 |
448 |
Am I really that hairy? |
1.4449 |
0.04260 |
245 |
160 |
61 |
24 |
449 |
Let's see how this evolves. |
1.4449 |
0.04181 |
245 |
158 |
65 |
22 |
450 |
Genius or not, I'm still hungry. |
1.4449 |
0.04059 |
245 |
155 |
71 |
19 |
451 |
He updates the menu daily |
1.4440 |
0.04271 |
241 |
157 |
61 |
23 |
452 |
I hate modern art. |
1.4440 |
0.04351 |
241 |
159 |
57 |
25 |
453 |
First he prices us out of our cave, now he appropriates our culture? |
1.4440 |
0.04351 |
241 |
159 |
57 |
25 |
454 |
It's not his evolution as an artist that I'm concerned about. |
1.4440 |
0.04106 |
241 |
153 |
69 |
19 |
455 |
You know we'll get blamed for it eventually. |
1.4440 |
0.04063 |
241 |
152 |
71 |
18 |
456 |
We can always paint over it if you don't like it. |
1.4435 |
0.03865 |
239 |
146 |
80 |
13 |
457 |
Relax. It's not like in a million years anyone will care who drew them. |
1.4430 |
0.04363 |
237 |
156 |
57 |
24 |
458 |
A Plagerasauras if I ever saw one. |
1.4417 |
0.04363 |
240 |
159 |
56 |
25 |
459 |
You know we’re going to get the blame for this don’t you? |
1.4417 |
0.04323 |
240 |
158 |
58 |
24 |
460 |
Yes, the style is exuberantly primitive to be sure , but it still smacks of a certain subtextual pretentiousness... |
1.4417 |
0.04363 |
240 |
159 |
56 |
25 |
461 |
I know, but he's very good with the children. |
1.4417 |
0.04074 |
240 |
152 |
70 |
18 |
462 |
Do you think that's what we really look like? |
1.4417 |
0.04442 |
240 |
161 |
52 |
27 |
463 |
So he's artistic. That doesn't mean he's gay. |
1.4417 |
0.04403 |
240 |
160 |
54 |
26 |
464 |
Until he adds captions, I'm not worried. |
1.4417 |
0.04442 |
240 |
161 |
52 |
27 |
465 |
If it's so easy, you go and tell him he's got no sense of perspective. |
1.4417 |
0.04031 |
240 |
151 |
72 |
17 |
466 |
Who let the Picassosarus loose? |
1.4410 |
0.04298 |
229 |
148 |
61 |
20 |
467 |
Let's kill him and take all the credit. |
1.4407 |
0.04655 |
236 |
163 |
42 |
31 |
468 |
"Oh, oh! Our food sources are evolving faster than we are! |
1.4407 |
0.04121 |
236 |
150 |
68 |
18 |
469 |
He just posted and already has more likes than me. |
1.4407 |
0.04207 |
236 |
152 |
64 |
20 |
470 |
Do you think we'll ever be able to stand on just our back legs? |
1.4407 |
0.04077 |
236 |
149 |
70 |
17 |
471 |
He's ahead of his time. |
1.4402 |
0.04318 |
234 |
153 |
59 |
22 |
472 |
No Neanderthal, it primitive art. |
1.4388 |
0.04278 |
237 |
155 |
60 |
22 |
473 |
They'll think WE drew this crap, you know. We'll be a laughingstock for eons. |
1.4388 |
0.04361 |
237 |
157 |
56 |
24 |
474 |
He calls it a 'Tasting Menu'. |
1.4383 |
0.04131 |
235 |
150 |
67 |
18 |
475 |
And you said nothing would ever come of his fine arts degree. |
1.4383 |
0.04131 |
235 |
150 |
67 |
18 |
476 |
Good... but not great. Want to hit another cave, or should we get brunch? |
1.4383 |
0.04387 |
235 |
156 |
55 |
24 |
477 |
He'll need us to come up with the captions. |
1.4383 |
0.04429 |
235 |
157 |
53 |
25 |
478 |
Let him draw. They'll still think we did it. |
1.4383 |
0.04346 |
235 |
155 |
57 |
23 |
479 |
It's bad enough that they eat our kids, but do they have to vandalize our homes as well? |
1.4383 |
0.04346 |
235 |
155 |
57 |
23 |
480 |
Good? I'll say. He's actually left handed. |
1.4378 |
0.04156 |
233 |
149 |
66 |
18 |
481 |
These graffiti hooligans are so cold-blooded. |
1.4378 |
0.04287 |
233 |
152 |
60 |
21 |
482 |
Totally fake news...pterodactyls are extinct. |
1.4378 |
0.04156 |
233 |
149 |
66 |
18 |
483 |
I'm conflicted...my wife wants it out of the house, but the artwork is exquisite. |
1.4372 |
0.04442 |
231 |
154 |
53 |
24 |
484 |
Am I that fat? |
1.4372 |
0.04442 |
231 |
154 |
53 |
24 |
485 |
Me waiting until he all done. Then me binge watch entire wall. |
1.4372 |
0.04400 |
231 |
153 |
55 |
23 |
486 |
I told you Cave-bnb was a bad idea. |
1.4372 |
0.04400 |
231 |
153 |
55 |
23 |
487 |
We better get out of here - he's creating a menu. |
1.4367 |
0.04251 |
229 |
148 |
62 |
19 |
488 |
So primitive. |
1.4367 |
0.04295 |
229 |
149 |
60 |
20 |
489 |
He said something about 'primitivism.' I never understand him. |
1.4367 |
0.04205 |
229 |
147 |
64 |
18 |
490 |
You know we're going to get blamed for this, right? |
1.4367 |
0.04340 |
229 |
150 |
58 |
21 |
491 |
I guess we could hire a lawyer and sue him for encroaching upon our intellectual property. Or we could just eat him. |
1.4367 |
0.04295 |
229 |
149 |
60 |
20 |
492 |
In 10,000 years we'll get the credit. |
1.4361 |
0.04090 |
227 |
143 |
69 |
15 |
493 |
Next comes the espresso bars, and then before you know it we’re paying double our rent for the same old cave. |
1.4350 |
0.04283 |
223 |
144 |
61 |
18 |
494 |
I prefer the Pre-Reptilites. |
1.4348 |
0.04784 |
230 |
162 |
36 |
32 |
495 |
Maybe a little too primitive? |
1.4348 |
0.04281 |
230 |
150 |
60 |
20 |
496 |
Looks like that the asteroid missed one of them. |
1.4348 |
0.04412 |
230 |
153 |
54 |
23 |
497 |
He’s the greatest painter, ever. Of course, we’re still in the Stone Age. |
1.4342 |
0.04307 |
228 |
149 |
59 |
20 |
498 |
You just had to teach him how to stand on his hind legs, didn't you! |
1.4342 |
0.04483 |
228 |
153 |
51 |
24 |
499 |
Soon as he leaves, let's sign it |
1.4342 |
0.04216 |
228 |
147 |
63 |
18 |
500 |
Yeah, but in 12,000 years who’s going to remember him? |
1.4342 |
0.04352 |
228 |
150 |
57 |
21 |
501 |
He won't really be appreciated until after he's extinct. |
1.4342 |
0.04396 |
228 |
151 |
55 |
22 |
502 |
It's his early charcoals that I find wildly primitive and engaging... |
1.4342 |
0.04307 |
228 |
149 |
59 |
20 |
503 |
I really don't like where this story is going |
1.4342 |
0.04307 |
228 |
149 |
59 |
20 |
504 |
It's good, but a bit derivative. |
1.4336 |
0.04424 |
226 |
150 |
54 |
22 |
505 |
After extinction, we'll take the credit. |
1.4336 |
0.04598 |
226 |
154 |
46 |
26 |
506 |
The landlord will blame this on us. |
1.4324 |
0.04342 |
222 |
145 |
58 |
19 |
507 |
Those are today's specials. |
1.4324 |
0.04615 |
222 |
151 |
46 |
25 |
508 |
This is what happens when you drain the swamp. |
1.4324 |
0.04615 |
222 |
151 |
46 |
25 |
509 |
You distract him with a critique of Post-Neolithic realism; I'll hit him on the head. |
1.4324 |
0.04526 |
222 |
149 |
50 |
23 |
510 |
I'd ask him to leave but he's a really great decorator. |
1.4324 |
0.04199 |
222 |
142 |
64 |
16 |
511 |
Well there goes our security deposit on this place |
1.4324 |
0.04295 |
222 |
144 |
60 |
18 |
512 |
I say it's gentrification and I say we kill him. |
1.4324 |
0.05125 |
185 |
127 |
36 |
22 |
513 |
See what happens when they start walking upright.... |
1.4324 |
0.04435 |
222 |
147 |
54 |
21 |
514 |
He's just adding details. Says our work is too primitive. |
1.4306 |
0.04327 |
216 |
140 |
59 |
17 |
515 |
Wow, so THAT's what Banksy looks like! |
1.4306 |
0.04569 |
216 |
145 |
49 |
22 |
516 |
There goes another theory. |
1.4306 |
0.04277 |
216 |
139 |
61 |
16 |
517 |
Or do you prefer wallpaper? |
1.4305 |
0.04087 |
223 |
141 |
68 |
14 |
518 |
Don't worry, the wall adds 10 pounds. |
1.4305 |
0.03986 |
223 |
139 |
72 |
12 |
519 |
I prefer his earlier work. |
1.4300 |
0.04510 |
207 |
136 |
53 |
18 |
520 |
I can't believe she left you for an artist. |
1.4299 |
0.04210 |
221 |
142 |
63 |
16 |
521 |
First he wants credit for fire, and now this. |
1.4299 |
0.04539 |
221 |
149 |
49 |
23 |
522 |
It’s a primitive form of communication called “emojis.” |
1.4298 |
0.04298 |
235 |
156 |
57 |
22 |
523 |
Dino is good artist--I say club him and take credit. |
1.4292 |
0.04136 |
219 |
139 |
66 |
14 |
524 |
I think it's art; you think it's a recipe. |
1.4292 |
0.04523 |
219 |
147 |
50 |
22 |
525 |
Oh no, a Doodlesaurus. |
1.4292 |
0.04476 |
219 |
146 |
52 |
21 |
526 |
He said he would put us above the theropods. |
1.4292 |
0.04136 |
219 |
139 |
66 |
14 |
527 |
That’s going to be worth a fortune once he’s extinct. |
1.4292 |
0.04569 |
219 |
148 |
48 |
23 |
528 |
His choice of medium may be inspired but his subjects are rather primitive. |
1.4286 |
0.04458 |
217 |
144 |
53 |
20 |
529 |
Yes he's very talented, but if he starts singing 'I love you, you love me,' club him. |
1.4279 |
0.04630 |
215 |
146 |
46 |
23 |
530 |
I knew it ! He's using CaveBook to influence the election. |
1.4279 |
0.04238 |
215 |
138 |
62 |
15 |
531 |
I tried it, but my thumbs kept getting in the way. |
1.4279 |
0.04389 |
215 |
141 |
56 |
18 |
532 |
If we eat him now, think of how much we can get for his last cave paintings. |
1.4279 |
0.04238 |
215 |
138 |
62 |
15 |
533 |
The only thing that could possibly stop these graffiti artists is a giant asteroid. |
1.4279 |
0.04535 |
215 |
144 |
50 |
21 |
534 |
Interest in cave art is at prehistoric levels. |
1.4279 |
0.04487 |
215 |
143 |
52 |
20 |
535 |
Well now, he's just rewriting history. |
1.4279 |
0.04487 |
215 |
143 |
52 |
20 |
536 |
Be careful, he's a starving artist. |
1.4279 |
0.04677 |
215 |
147 |
44 |
24 |
537 |
That's Leezarde, my intern...she does all my drawings while I go out clubbing. |
1.4279 |
0.04487 |
215 |
143 |
52 |
20 |
538 |
First fire, then the wheel. Now this? It's time to change the narrative. |
1.4272 |
0.03709 |
213 |
127 |
81 |
5 |
539 |
He's way ahead of his time. |
1.4266 |
0.04394 |
218 |
144 |
55 |
19 |
540 |
Let him finish, I hate cliffhangers. |
1.4259 |
0.04471 |
216 |
144 |
52 |
20 |
541 |
If he doesn't develop a better sense of perspective he's not going to survive. |
1.4257 |
0.04477 |
202 |
132 |
54 |
16 |
542 |
That's a Picassosaurus. |
1.4252 |
0.04500 |
214 |
143 |
51 |
20 |
543 |
They're gonna be worth a fortune when he goes extinct. |
1.4252 |
0.04451 |
214 |
142 |
53 |
19 |
544 |
Art therapy is part of his anger management program. |
1.4252 |
0.04197 |
214 |
137 |
63 |
14 |
545 |
He just got back from a field trip to France. |
1.4252 |
0.04500 |
214 |
143 |
51 |
20 |
546 |
I told her we're absolutely not hiring an interior decorator...then I caved. |
1.4252 |
0.04451 |
214 |
142 |
53 |
19 |
547 |
So much for your premise that 'art makes us human'. |
1.4245 |
0.04430 |
212 |
140 |
54 |
18 |
548 |
It looks like we're on the menu this week. |
1.4245 |
0.04379 |
212 |
139 |
56 |
17 |
549 |
Anachronistic and unevolved if you ask me, but I'm no art critic. |
1.4245 |
0.04579 |
212 |
143 |
48 |
21 |
550 |
Don't let the talent fool you, he's still a cold-blooded killer. |
1.4245 |
0.04328 |
212 |
138 |
58 |
16 |
551 |
Not only are they not extinct, but this one got a grant! |
1.4245 |
0.04328 |
212 |
138 |
58 |
16 |
552 |
Okay, that is not at all how it went down |
1.4242 |
0.04482 |
198 |
129 |
54 |
15 |
553 |
Those will be worth a lot when the artist is extinct. |
1.4238 |
0.04560 |
210 |
141 |
49 |
20 |
554 |
Modern art makes no sense. |
1.4238 |
0.04610 |
210 |
142 |
47 |
21 |
555 |
Ok, same plan as last time. We club him then take credit for the art. |
1.4238 |
0.04408 |
210 |
138 |
55 |
17 |
556 |
They'll be much more valuable after we eat him |
1.4231 |
0.04838 |
208 |
145 |
38 |
25 |
557 |
There is no earlier work |
1.4231 |
0.04541 |
208 |
139 |
50 |
19 |
558 |
We're lucky she came along. Our other decorator just disappeared on us. |
1.4231 |
0.04111 |
208 |
131 |
66 |
11 |
559 |
My original thought was something from the Mesozoic in the living room but I'm so glad the painter suggested a contemporary. |
1.4231 |
0.04489 |
208 |
138 |
52 |
18 |
560 |
He said he's a "Creationist" |
1.4231 |
0.04790 |
208 |
144 |
40 |
24 |
561 |
I have a feeling we're going to get blamed for this. |
1.4231 |
0.04541 |
208 |
139 |
50 |
19 |
562 |
Tell the others, we finally found Banksy. |
1.4231 |
0.04642 |
208 |
141 |
46 |
21 |
563 |
All we have to do is knock him out, claim his work and we'll be famous |
1.4231 |
0.04489 |
208 |
138 |
52 |
18 |
564 |
No, we're not looking for velociraptors with good taste; we're looking for ones that taste good. |
1.4231 |
0.04541 |
208 |
139 |
50 |
19 |
565 |
Watercolors are so Middle Pleistocene. |
1.4231 |
0.04591 |
208 |
140 |
48 |
20 |
566 |
I don't think we're really that hairy. |
1.4231 |
0.04111 |
208 |
131 |
66 |
11 |
567 |
I say we eat him and fake the provenance. |
1.4231 |
0.04489 |
208 |
138 |
52 |
18 |
568 |
He's a creationist |
1.4231 |
0.04591 |
208 |
140 |
48 |
20 |
569 |
When he's extinct, they'll be worth a fortune. |
1.4231 |
0.04642 |
208 |
141 |
46 |
21 |
570 |
You know they're going to blame it on us. |
1.4231 |
0.04692 |
208 |
142 |
44 |
22 |
571 |
We gotta stop leaving the door open. |
1.4229 |
0.04759 |
201 |
137 |
43 |
21 |
572 |
Uh uh. Not me. YOU tell him the contest deadline was yesterday. |
1.4229 |
0.04545 |
201 |
133 |
51 |
17 |
573 |
Just edit your privacy settings and he won't be able to comment on your wall anymore. |
1.4225 |
0.04464 |
213 |
142 |
52 |
19 |
574 |
Don't worry, it'll wash right off. |
1.4218 |
0.04288 |
211 |
137 |
59 |
15 |
575 |
"His first love was graffiti but he couldn't spell". |
1.4211 |
0.04574 |
209 |
141 |
48 |
20 |
576 |
True, but I bought him as a hunting dog |
1.4211 |
0.03982 |
209 |
130 |
70 |
9 |
577 |
Mystery solved. |
1.4203 |
0.04706 |
207 |
142 |
43 |
22 |
578 |
It's just one more thing they're going to blame on us. |
1.4195 |
0.04739 |
205 |
141 |
42 |
22 |
579 |
So what separates us from the animals now? |
1.4195 |
0.04637 |
205 |
139 |
46 |
20 |
580 |
I really think we ate the wrong mushrooms again. |
1.4195 |
0.04789 |
205 |
142 |
40 |
23 |
581 |
Believe it or not, this work will be attributed to us |
1.4195 |
0.04585 |
205 |
138 |
48 |
19 |
582 |
maybe its not true that history is written by the winners |
1.4195 |
0.04585 |
205 |
138 |
48 |
19 |
583 |
That dinosaur's as good as dead--can't you see the writing on the wall? |
1.4187 |
0.03541 |
203 |
119 |
83 |
1 |
584 |
If this gets out, we're done. |
1.4179 |
0.04755 |
201 |
138 |
42 |
21 |
585 |
Don’t the victors write the history books |
1.4179 |
0.04649 |
201 |
136 |
46 |
19 |
586 |
I don’t know; it seems kind of primitive. |
1.4179 |
0.04702 |
201 |
137 |
44 |
20 |
587 |
He says a picture is worth a thousand words, whatever that means. |
1.4179 |
0.04486 |
201 |
133 |
52 |
16 |
588 |
I bet we get blamed for this. |
1.4179 |
0.04595 |
201 |
135 |
48 |
18 |
589 |
Maybe a 'meet and greet' the artist isn't such a great idea. |
1.4179 |
0.04541 |
201 |
134 |
50 |
17 |
590 |
“It references the grandeur of the terrain outside whilst subtly commenting on the classic dichotomy of the mind and the soul in the struggle for consciousness at the nexus of life and death....”. |
1.4171 |
0.04682 |
199 |
135 |
45 |
19 |
591 |
He says he needs to be able to express himself if he's to evolve. What the hell is "evolve" anyway? |
1.4171 |
0.04682 |
199 |
135 |
45 |
19 |
592 |
Hopefully he's not a starving artist |
1.4171 |
0.04345 |
199 |
129 |
57 |
13 |
593 |
Is it graffiti, or is it art? The lines are so blurred anymore. |
1.4171 |
0.04628 |
199 |
134 |
47 |
18 |
594 |
A million years from now they'll probably be worth a fortune! |
1.4171 |
0.04460 |
199 |
131 |
53 |
15 |
595 |
If my wife asks, I drew them. |
1.4171 |
0.04517 |
199 |
132 |
51 |
16 |
596 |
After the meteor, they'll think it was us. |
1.4171 |
0.04517 |
199 |
132 |
51 |
16 |
597 |
Don't worry. We'll get the credit. |
1.4171 |
0.04573 |
199 |
133 |
49 |
17 |
598 |
OMG... more Fake News! |
1.4158 |
0.04577 |
202 |
136 |
48 |
18 |
599 |
Just be thankful he hasn't learned to tweet yet. |
1.4154 |
0.04463 |
195 |
128 |
53 |
14 |
600 |
He won't be laughing when the meteor hits next week. |
1.4154 |
0.04092 |
195 |
122 |
65 |
8 |
601 |
Bide your time. He doesn't know diddly-squat about copyright. |
1.4154 |
0.04580 |
195 |
130 |
49 |
16 |
602 |
When he's done just sign it. In a million years who'll know the difference? |
1.4146 |
0.04256 |
205 |
133 |
59 |
13 |
603 |
Don't worry, their kind will go extinct before us. We'll take the credit when they're gone. |
1.4145 |
0.04554 |
193 |
128 |
50 |
15 |
604 |
Aramaic? Linear B, you troglodyte. |
1.4141 |
0.04751 |
198 |
136 |
42 |
20 |
605 |
That's this week's menu |
1.4141 |
0.04642 |
198 |
134 |
46 |
18 |
606 |
I hope no one ever thinks we drew that stuff. |
1.4141 |
0.04910 |
198 |
139 |
36 |
23 |
607 |
Art is done by the winners. Let's club him and sign the wall. |
1.4141 |
0.04697 |
198 |
135 |
44 |
19 |
608 |
Pretty primitive if you ask me. |
1.4141 |
0.04473 |
198 |
131 |
52 |
15 |
609 |
His Cretaceous Period is a bit derivative |
1.4141 |
0.04697 |
198 |
135 |
44 |
19 |
610 |
I just know we're going to get blamed for this |
1.4141 |
0.04530 |
198 |
132 |
50 |
16 |
611 |
It eats what it draws. Let's vamoose. |
1.4141 |
0.04530 |
198 |
132 |
50 |
16 |
612 |
I thought YOU locked the door. |
1.4141 |
0.04357 |
198 |
129 |
56 |
13 |
613 |
Does my beard really look like that? |
1.4141 |
0.04052 |
198 |
124 |
66 |
8 |
614 |
When I asked, she muttered something about the first illustrated cookbook. |
1.4141 |
0.04530 |
198 |
132 |
50 |
16 |
615 |
If this gets out it changes everything. |
1.4136 |
0.04526 |
191 |
126 |
51 |
14 |
616 |
My wife calls it interior decorating, but I know smut when I see it. |
1.4136 |
0.04009 |
191 |
118 |
67 |
6 |
617 |
He keeps score? |
1.4136 |
0.04705 |
191 |
129 |
45 |
17 |
618 |
In 40,000 years no one will care about the cartoonasauris. |
1.4133 |
0.04730 |
196 |
134 |
43 |
19 |
619 |
If you think those are good, you should see his abstracts. |
1.4129 |
0.04253 |
201 |
130 |
59 |
12 |
620 |
I told you sending him to a liberal arts school was a mistake. |
1.4124 |
0.04709 |
194 |
132 |
44 |
18 |
621 |
I hate it when they try to rewrite history. |
1.4124 |
0.04416 |
194 |
127 |
54 |
13 |
622 |
Yeah, but he can't build a fire. |
1.4124 |
0.04709 |
194 |
132 |
44 |
18 |
623 |
In about 6 million years, we’ll be able to do that. |
1.4124 |
0.04293 |
194 |
125 |
58 |
11 |
624 |
Ars longa, vita brevis. |
1.4124 |
0.04651 |
194 |
131 |
46 |
17 |
625 |
It's part of his court-ordered community service. |
1.4124 |
0.04765 |
194 |
133 |
42 |
19 |
626 |
In cave painting no one knows you're a dinosaur. |
1.4124 |
0.04167 |
194 |
123 |
62 |
9 |
627 |
I"LL WAIT OUTSIDE WHILE YOU EXPLAIN HIS LEASE PROHIBITS WALL DECORATIONS. |
1.4124 |
0.04821 |
194 |
134 |
40 |
20 |
628 |
He calls the wall The Menu, whatever that means. |
1.4121 |
0.04512 |
199 |
133 |
50 |
16 |
629 |
Just remember, we discovered fire. |
1.4115 |
0.04743 |
192 |
131 |
43 |
18 |
630 |
Once he's extinct, we rake in the royalties! |
1.4115 |
0.04567 |
192 |
128 |
49 |
15 |
631 |
That menu looks incredible! What time do they open? |
1.4115 |
0.04567 |
192 |
128 |
49 |
15 |
632 |
The critics were right. Representational art is going the way of the dinosaur. |
1.4115 |
0.04627 |
192 |
129 |
47 |
16 |
633 |
Why didn’t we think of that. |
1.4115 |
0.04384 |
192 |
125 |
55 |
12 |
634 |
It's a Picassoraptor. |
1.4115 |
0.04062 |
192 |
120 |
65 |
7 |
635 |
Not in a million years will anyone believe this is how it was. |
1.4115 |
0.04912 |
192 |
134 |
37 |
21 |
636 |
I'm starving for an artist. |
1.4115 |
0.04627 |
192 |
129 |
47 |
16 |
637 |
He said this will be hilarious in about 18,000 years? |
1.4115 |
0.03994 |
192 |
119 |
67 |
6 |
638 |
"The listing reads, 'Rural appeal, historic charm and original detailing'. I think we should go in and take a look". |
1.4115 |
0.04627 |
192 |
129 |
47 |
16 |
639 |
Me like saurrealism. |
1.4115 |
0.04743 |
192 |
131 |
43 |
18 |
640 |
Sure, it's looks nice on the wall, but Primitivism is so Paleozoic. |
1.4115 |
0.04507 |
192 |
127 |
51 |
14 |
641 |
Don't worry, we'll get the credit. He's going extinct. |
1.4115 |
0.04685 |
192 |
130 |
45 |
17 |
642 |
Never disturb him while he is working or he'll bite your head off! |
1.4115 |
0.04912 |
192 |
134 |
37 |
21 |
643 |
So that's what he does while we're at work. |
1.4115 |
0.04128 |
192 |
121 |
63 |
8 |
644 |
We’ll get credit for all of it. So, why stop him? |
1.4115 |
0.04384 |
192 |
125 |
55 |
12 |
645 |
So they didn't go extinct --- they just retired and took up painting. |
1.4115 |
0.04322 |
192 |
124 |
57 |
11 |
646 |
Best call the exterminator. It's an artist colony. |
1.4115 |
0.04968 |
192 |
135 |
35 |
22 |
647 |
I don’t care. It’s still derivative. |
1.4105 |
0.04539 |
190 |
126 |
50 |
14 |
648 |
His style is so evolved. |
1.4105 |
0.04351 |
190 |
123 |
56 |
11 |
649 |
I prefer his Late Cretaceous period. |
1.4105 |
0.04719 |
190 |
129 |
44 |
17 |
650 |
It's a Sketchasaurus. |
1.4105 |
0.04600 |
190 |
127 |
48 |
15 |
651 |
I find his work to be a tad anachronistic. |
1.4105 |
0.04477 |
190 |
125 |
52 |
13 |
652 |
I don't undestand Modern Art. |
1.4105 |
0.04539 |
190 |
126 |
50 |
14 |
653 |
Wait until he's extinct, then sell the cave. |
1.4105 |
0.04836 |
190 |
131 |
40 |
19 |
654 |
If I'm reading this right, looks like he ate Joe. |
1.4105 |
0.04600 |
190 |
127 |
48 |
15 |
655 |
i call it a sketchasurous |
1.4105 |
0.04660 |
190 |
128 |
46 |
16 |
656 |
I'll admit those are better than our hand-prints. |
1.4105 |
0.04414 |
190 |
124 |
54 |
12 |
657 |
I don't mind the artwork but I object to him teaching the kids Creationism! |
1.4105 |
0.04351 |
190 |
123 |
56 |
11 |
658 |
We're probably going to get blamed for that. |
1.4105 |
0.04600 |
190 |
127 |
48 |
15 |
659 |
He's in his primitive phase. |
1.4105 |
0.04414 |
190 |
124 |
54 |
12 |
660 |
The menu changes daily |
1.4105 |
0.04414 |
190 |
124 |
54 |
12 |
661 |
What's wrong with this picture? |
1.4105 |
0.04778 |
190 |
130 |
42 |
18 |
662 |
It’s so two dimensional. |
1.4105 |
0.04414 |
190 |
124 |
54 |
12 |
663 |
If we strike now we will forever be lost to history |
1.4105 |
0.04600 |
190 |
127 |
48 |
15 |
664 |
I knew it! He's trying to control the narrative! |
1.4105 |
0.04836 |
190 |
131 |
40 |
19 |
665 |
I've always admired his Cretaceous Period. |
1.4105 |
0.04719 |
190 |
129 |
44 |
17 |
666 |
Keep it to yourself. Apparently he also invented fire – and the wheel. |
1.4103 |
0.04575 |
195 |
131 |
48 |
16 |
667 |
My wife just couldn't leave it at "sit" and "stay". |
1.4096 |
0.04754 |
188 |
128 |
43 |
17 |
668 |
I told you, Frank, the writing is on the wall for these dinosaurs. |
1.4096 |
0.04694 |
188 |
127 |
45 |
16 |
669 |
Picassosaurus. |
1.4093 |
0.04780 |
193 |
133 |
41 |
19 |
670 |
Aren't we supposed to evolve first? |
1.4093 |
0.04780 |
193 |
133 |
41 |
19 |
671 |
I got a hunch that we're going to get credit for this. |
1.4093 |
0.04607 |
193 |
130 |
47 |
16 |
672 |
You know who’s going to get blamed for all this graffiti, don’t you? |
1.4093 |
0.04666 |
193 |
131 |
45 |
17 |
673 |
He's not bad. Name is Renoirasaur. |
1.4086 |
0.04209 |
186 |
118 |
60 |
8 |
674 |
I picked him up from outside Cave Depot |
1.4084 |
0.04640 |
191 |
129 |
46 |
16 |
675 |
Let's see if he can find a job after college. |
1.4084 |
0.04269 |
191 |
123 |
58 |
10 |
676 |
Whaddaya think? Have dinner or patronize the arts? |
1.4084 |
0.04269 |
191 |
123 |
58 |
10 |
677 |
You just know they'll blame this on us. |
1.4084 |
0.04520 |
191 |
127 |
50 |
14 |
678 |
My five-year old could do that. |
1.4074 |
0.04851 |
189 |
131 |
39 |
19 |
679 |
So now we know what happened to Ernie and Bob. |
1.4074 |
0.04552 |
189 |
126 |
49 |
14 |
680 |
Do you notice there are no vegetables on the menu? |
1.4074 |
0.04734 |
189 |
129 |
43 |
17 |
681 |
...but I told her, "No frilly flowers--it's a mancave!" |
1.4074 |
0.04674 |
189 |
128 |
45 |
16 |
682 |
His art isn't evolving. |
1.4074 |
0.04232 |
189 |
121 |
59 |
9 |
683 |
If you ask me, it lacks perspective. |
1.4074 |
0.04363 |
189 |
123 |
55 |
11 |
684 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.4074 |
0.04552 |
189 |
126 |
49 |
14 |
685 |
He is talented but I say we kill him anyway. |
1.4074 |
0.05022 |
189 |
134 |
33 |
22 |
686 |
Just think what it will be worth after he's extinct! |
1.4074 |
0.04614 |
189 |
127 |
47 |
15 |
687 |
Remember, my cousin's here with his vacation pictures, so be nice. |
1.4074 |
0.04490 |
189 |
125 |
51 |
13 |
688 |
Just say we did it, who's he gonna tell? |
1.4074 |
0.04552 |
189 |
126 |
49 |
14 |
689 |
They say he's ahead of his time. |
1.4074 |
0.04490 |
189 |
125 |
51 |
13 |
690 |
Like I said, his Late Cretaceous stuff was much edgier. |
1.4074 |
0.04614 |
189 |
127 |
47 |
15 |
691 |
I thought getting him house broken was tough, now this. |
1.4074 |
0.04674 |
189 |
128 |
45 |
16 |
692 |
Do you want to tell him how it ends? |
1.4074 |
0.04674 |
189 |
128 |
45 |
16 |
693 |
Just be careful, there are a lot of predators in this business. |
1.4074 |
0.04363 |
189 |
123 |
55 |
11 |
694 |
Since we had him spayed, he's become so artistic. |
1.4074 |
0.04909 |
189 |
132 |
37 |
20 |
695 |
We've got to stop teaching evolution in schools. |
1.4074 |
0.04734 |
189 |
129 |
43 |
17 |
696 |
You bash him, I'll sign our names, and we'll let history do the rest. |
1.4066 |
0.04607 |
182 |
121 |
48 |
13 |
697 |
It's rather primitive. |
1.4064 |
0.04647 |
187 |
126 |
46 |
15 |
698 |
Yes, it is amazing AND amusing, but is it really art? |
1.4054 |
0.04489 |
185 |
122 |
51 |
12 |
699 |
A million years from now, they'll think we drew it. |
1.4054 |
0.04423 |
185 |
121 |
53 |
11 |
700 |
Uh oh, I think that's his grocery list. |
1.4054 |
0.04618 |
185 |
124 |
47 |
14 |
701 |
I think you owe your son an apology. |
1.4054 |
0.04618 |
185 |
124 |
47 |
14 |
702 |
His Jurassic period is still my favorite |
1.4054 |
0.04866 |
185 |
128 |
39 |
18 |
703 |
A loser species in a loser profession. Sad. |
1.4054 |
0.04926 |
185 |
129 |
37 |
19 |
704 |
He's good, cheap and we get to eat him when he's finished. |
1.4054 |
0.04681 |
185 |
125 |
45 |
15 |
705 |
I think we'll get credit for it. I mean who would believe this? |
1.4054 |
0.05044 |
185 |
131 |
33 |
21 |
706 |
Looks like he is changing the menu again. |
1.4054 |
0.04618 |
185 |
124 |
47 |
14 |
707 |
The menu looks pretty good. Shall we give it a try? |
1.4054 |
0.04554 |
185 |
123 |
49 |
13 |
708 |
His parents begged him to go to law school |
1.4054 |
0.04744 |
185 |
126 |
43 |
16 |
709 |
I told you it wasn't me adding the moustaches. |
1.4054 |
0.04618 |
185 |
124 |
47 |
14 |
710 |
I don't care if it's clever, graffiti is NOT art! |
1.4054 |
0.04681 |
185 |
125 |
45 |
15 |
711 |
Its the dreaded sketchsaurus....lets try to draw him out of the cave |
1.4054 |
0.04926 |
185 |
129 |
37 |
19 |
712 |
That's not art, it's his diet plan. |
1.4054 |
0.04618 |
185 |
124 |
47 |
14 |
713 |
I told you....They're gonna take our jobs! |
1.4054 |
0.04926 |
185 |
129 |
37 |
19 |
714 |
They'll never guess what those tiny arms were REALLY for... |
1.4053 |
0.04714 |
190 |
130 |
43 |
17 |
715 |
Look who thinks he's Van Grok.... |
1.4045 |
0.04607 |
178 |
118 |
48 |
12 |
716 |
And people said his art degree wouldn't pay off. |
1.4044 |
0.04317 |
183 |
118 |
56 |
9 |
717 |
Can't you see the handwriting on the wall? He's not really pet material. |
1.4044 |
0.04247 |
183 |
117 |
58 |
8 |
718 |
His drawings will be worth even more once he's extinct. |
1.4044 |
0.04386 |
183 |
119 |
54 |
10 |
719 |
Why do you assume the fatter one is me? |
1.4044 |
0.04716 |
183 |
124 |
44 |
15 |
720 |
He's amazing but I'm hungry. |
1.4044 |
0.04521 |
183 |
121 |
50 |
12 |
721 |
The therapist said this would help with his eating issues. |
1.4044 |
0.04779 |
183 |
125 |
42 |
16 |
722 |
Best summer intern we've had so far. |
1.4044 |
0.04521 |
183 |
121 |
50 |
12 |
723 |
I just know we're going to get the blame for this |
1.4033 |
0.04879 |
181 |
125 |
39 |
17 |
724 |
Years from now, we'll be blamed for this. |
1.4033 |
0.04942 |
181 |
126 |
37 |
18 |
725 |
The value is going to skyrocket once he's extinct. |
1.4033 |
0.04816 |
181 |
124 |
41 |
16 |
726 |
Let him keep going. We'll take credit when he leaves. |
1.4033 |
0.04554 |
181 |
120 |
49 |
12 |
727 |
I may not know art but I know what I don't like |
1.4033 |
0.04554 |
181 |
120 |
49 |
12 |
728 |
He calls it a "menu." |
1.4033 |
0.04942 |
181 |
126 |
37 |
18 |
729 |
Great. Now everybody is going to think WE did it. |
1.4033 |
0.04687 |
181 |
122 |
45 |
14 |
730 |
I love his work! It's so primitive! |
1.4033 |
0.04942 |
181 |
126 |
37 |
18 |
731 |
Wait. It'll be worth more when he's dead. |
1.4033 |
0.04486 |
181 |
119 |
51 |
11 |
732 |
Oh, great. Now our work is just going to seem derivative. |
1.4033 |
0.05003 |
181 |
127 |
35 |
19 |
733 |
He's the last one. When they're all gone, no one will know our stuff is derivative. |
1.4033 |
0.04816 |
181 |
124 |
41 |
16 |
734 |
Pterrible. |
1.4033 |
0.04687 |
181 |
122 |
45 |
14 |
735 |
Oh, great - a taggersaurus. |
1.4033 |
0.04816 |
181 |
124 |
41 |
16 |
736 |
So primitive. |
1.4033 |
0.04752 |
181 |
123 |
43 |
15 |
737 |
Enough binge-watching, let's eat! |
1.4032 |
0.04723 |
186 |
127 |
43 |
16 |
738 |
72 hours until the asteroid hits and he's wasting time drawing stick figures. |
1.4032 |
0.04723 |
186 |
127 |
43 |
16 |
739 |
We should really install a lock... and a door. |
1.4011 |
0.04027 |
177 |
110 |
63 |
4 |
740 |
Well, of course he's more talented. He has an extinct advantage. |
1.4011 |
0.04666 |
182 |
123 |
45 |
14 |
741 |
Impressive... but rather primitive. |
1.4011 |
0.04398 |
182 |
119 |
53 |
10 |
742 |
Oh sure, he’s a talented artist, all right. But he just refuses to evolve. |
1.4011 |
0.04857 |
182 |
126 |
39 |
17 |
743 |
Sure, he's good. He had a billion years head start. |
1.4000 |
0.04358 |
180 |
117 |
54 |
9 |
744 |
Why am I the one who always comes off looking like a Neanderthal? |
1.4000 |
0.04766 |
180 |
123 |
42 |
15 |
745 |
I think he's a Piccassaur. |
1.4000 |
0.05082 |
180 |
128 |
32 |
20 |
746 |
You can tell by the pterodactyl it's fake news. |
1.3989 |
0.04933 |
178 |
124 |
37 |
17 |
747 |
Why didn’t we think of that. |
1.3989 |
0.05060 |
178 |
126 |
33 |
19 |
748 |
Topical, yes, but his work has no depth. |
1.3989 |
0.04997 |
178 |
125 |
35 |
18 |
749 |
You tell him we want more fish ... and be firm. |
1.3978 |
0.04614 |
181 |
122 |
46 |
13 |
750 |
I’m pretty sure it’s a tagasaurus. |
1.3977 |
0.04840 |
176 |
121 |
40 |
15 |
751 |
He’s just trying to draw us in. Don’t fall for it. |
1.3977 |
0.04704 |
176 |
119 |
44 |
13 |
752 |
His radical performances blur interspecies boundaries. |
1.3977 |
0.04773 |
176 |
120 |
42 |
14 |
753 |
And...he also got a MacArthur genius grant |
1.3977 |
0.04973 |
176 |
123 |
36 |
17 |
754 |
Are we really that hairy? |
1.3977 |
0.04840 |
176 |
121 |
40 |
15 |
755 |
He's evolved as an artist. |
1.3977 |
0.04564 |
176 |
117 |
48 |
11 |
756 |
Kill, eat, draw... poor, simple-minded wretch. |
1.3977 |
0.04492 |
176 |
116 |
50 |
10 |
757 |
Well, Darwin, another theory shot to hell. |
1.3975 |
0.04849 |
161 |
108 |
42 |
11 |
758 |
This time you club and I sign. |
1.3966 |
0.04525 |
174 |
115 |
49 |
10 |
759 |
He showed up this morning, said he was an interior decorator. I figured what the heck ...the place could use a little sprucing up. |
1.3966 |
0.04525 |
174 |
115 |
49 |
10 |
760 |
What a waste of time, no one would care about this in a million years. |
1.3966 |
0.05013 |
174 |
122 |
35 |
17 |
761 |
This is why I don't like to rent to their kind. |
1.3966 |
0.05144 |
174 |
124 |
31 |
19 |
762 |
Someday, somebody is going to think we did this. |
1.3966 |
0.04810 |
174 |
119 |
41 |
14 |
763 |
I’m never sure if he’s recording our extinction or his. |
1.3966 |
0.04376 |
174 |
113 |
53 |
8 |
764 |
His stuff is refreshingly unironic, but it's marred by a distinct lack of sociocultural context. |
1.3955 |
0.04884 |
177 |
123 |
38 |
16 |
765 |
I can never understand modern art. |
1.3953 |
0.04986 |
172 |
120 |
36 |
16 |
766 |
Should we tell Steve he's on the new menu? |
1.3953 |
0.04848 |
172 |
118 |
40 |
14 |
767 |
We're training him to express his rage creatively. |
1.3953 |
0.04705 |
172 |
116 |
44 |
12 |
768 |
I'm torn between eating him and having him do my portrait. |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
769 |
Wait 'til you see what he's got planned for the breakfast nook. |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
770 |
I told you they're evolving way faster than us. |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
771 |
We'll get the blame for this, you know. |
1.3953 |
0.04917 |
172 |
119 |
38 |
15 |
772 |
I prefer my poster of Raquel Welch in "One Million B.C." |
1.3953 |
0.04558 |
172 |
114 |
48 |
10 |
773 |
Whoever finds this is going to think we did it. |
1.3953 |
0.05252 |
172 |
124 |
28 |
20 |
774 |
You married UP, dude. |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
775 |
If he wants to be remembered, he has to ditch that pretentious Latin name. |
1.3953 |
0.05120 |
172 |
122 |
32 |
18 |
776 |
Now do you believe in evolution? |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
777 |
All that without opposable thumbs. |
1.3953 |
0.04632 |
172 |
115 |
46 |
11 |
778 |
He's helping with the staging of my place for Sunday's Open Cave. |
1.3953 |
0.04632 |
172 |
115 |
46 |
11 |
779 |
At least he's evolved from marking his territory with pee! |
1.3953 |
0.04705 |
172 |
116 |
44 |
12 |
780 |
I hate the way the eyes follow you round the room. |
1.3953 |
0.04705 |
172 |
116 |
44 |
12 |
781 |
He’s done the cartoon; I think we’re supposed to supply the caption. |
1.3953 |
0.04407 |
172 |
112 |
52 |
8 |
782 |
I could do that |
1.3953 |
0.04848 |
172 |
118 |
40 |
14 |
783 |
Trust me; an artist's work is always worth more after they die. |
1.3953 |
0.04632 |
172 |
115 |
46 |
11 |
784 |
If you like primitive art, he's the guy. |
1.3953 |
0.04777 |
172 |
117 |
42 |
13 |
785 |
We’re going to get blamed for this. |
1.3951 |
0.04981 |
162 |
111 |
38 |
13 |
786 |
After he leaves, I'll sign my name. |
1.3941 |
0.04592 |
170 |
113 |
47 |
10 |
787 |
Yes, it's vandalism, but I think it will one day be seen as a valid art form. |
1.3941 |
0.04814 |
170 |
116 |
41 |
13 |
788 |
Grocery list |
1.3931 |
0.04684 |
173 |
117 |
44 |
12 |
789 |
Dammit, Clyde, it's evolving faster than us! |
1.3931 |
0.04825 |
173 |
119 |
40 |
14 |
790 |
You know, this is going to be called "fake news"....... |
1.3931 |
0.04825 |
173 |
119 |
40 |
14 |
791 |
I see you have the decorapter in |
1.3929 |
0.04853 |
168 |
115 |
40 |
13 |
792 |
Shhhh! Don't say a word. They'll be called cave paintings and we will get the credit for drawing them. |
1.3918 |
0.04571 |
171 |
114 |
47 |
10 |
793 |
Pre-impressionism. |
1.3918 |
0.05003 |
171 |
120 |
35 |
16 |
794 |
He's re-writing history again |
1.3918 |
0.04571 |
171 |
114 |
47 |
10 |
795 |
Alternative facts. |
1.3918 |
0.05205 |
171 |
123 |
29 |
19 |
796 |
He's one of a dying breed of artist. |
1.3918 |
0.04792 |
171 |
117 |
41 |
13 |
797 |
Look, do you want to live in a world where your whole life is posted on a wall for everyone to see? |
1.3918 |
0.04792 |
171 |
117 |
41 |
13 |
798 |
"This will throw some future anthropologist a curve". |
1.3918 |
0.04495 |
171 |
113 |
49 |
9 |
799 |
My reptile brain just thinks about sex. |
1.3918 |
0.04863 |
171 |
118 |
39 |
14 |
800 |
You know we're going to get blamed for this... |
1.3918 |
0.05003 |
171 |
120 |
35 |
16 |
801 |
I bet we get blamed for this. |
1.3918 |
0.04719 |
171 |
116 |
43 |
12 |
802 |
I don't care how ferocious he is - I'm keeping his security deposit! |
1.3918 |
0.04792 |
171 |
117 |
41 |
13 |
803 |
And we never speak of this again. |
1.3918 |
0.04495 |
171 |
113 |
49 |
9 |
804 |
He's telling the story all wrong. |
1.3918 |
0.04719 |
171 |
116 |
43 |
12 |
805 |
He still thinks of himself as a Futurist. |
1.3918 |
0.04792 |
171 |
117 |
41 |
13 |
806 |
He leans to impressionism, yet he has a folksy primitive style. |
1.3918 |
0.04719 |
171 |
116 |
43 |
12 |
807 |
This is gonna confuse a lot of people someday. |
1.3918 |
0.04863 |
171 |
118 |
39 |
14 |
808 |
Unfortunately, they'll only be valuable after he's extinct. |
1.3918 |
0.04863 |
171 |
118 |
39 |
14 |
809 |
What galls me is the cultural appropriation. |
1.3918 |
0.05071 |
171 |
121 |
33 |
17 |
810 |
Let's hope they don't try to pin this stuff on us someday. |
1.3918 |
0.05138 |
171 |
122 |
31 |
18 |
811 |
The decorator said he'd be done six weeks ago. |
1.3918 |
0.05003 |
171 |
120 |
35 |
16 |
812 |
You call this getting your man cave painted? |
1.3918 |
0.04863 |
171 |
118 |
39 |
14 |
813 |
I thought he was supposed to be extinct. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
814 |
We finally found the elusive Picassosaurus |
1.3905 |
0.04756 |
169 |
115 |
42 |
12 |
815 |
He is really ahead of his time |
1.3905 |
0.04830 |
169 |
116 |
40 |
13 |
816 |
Just think what they'll be worth when he's extinct. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
817 |
Apparently, he inspired Basquiat. |
1.3902 |
0.04369 |
164 |
106 |
52 |
6 |
818 |
His art is very primitive. |
1.3902 |
0.04619 |
164 |
109 |
46 |
9 |
819 |
To be honest, I really wouldn't be the artist I am today without my interns. |
1.3902 |
0.04699 |
164 |
110 |
44 |
10 |
820 |
If we don't read the writing on the wall, we will go the way of the dinosaurs. |
1.3895 |
0.04910 |
172 |
120 |
37 |
15 |
821 |
You have to admit, he's ahead of his time. |
1.3895 |
0.04979 |
172 |
121 |
35 |
16 |
822 |
He'll only answer to "Lizardo da Vinci." |
1.3892 |
0.05156 |
167 |
119 |
31 |
17 |
823 |
At least it's not derivative. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
824 |
Is it art, or just tonight's menu? |
1.3892 |
0.04794 |
167 |
114 |
41 |
12 |
825 |
I don't get it – he won't even fetch a stick. |
1.3892 |
0.04868 |
167 |
115 |
39 |
13 |
826 |
Just last week he was showing us what you could do by rubbing two sticks together. |
1.3892 |
0.04482 |
167 |
110 |
49 |
8 |
827 |
He's good but not Lascaut ready |
1.3892 |
0.05014 |
167 |
117 |
35 |
15 |
828 |
In that species it's known as erectile dysfunction. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
829 |
Look, those dinosaurs are putting out more "Fake News"! |
1.3892 |
0.04942 |
167 |
116 |
37 |
14 |
830 |
Well, alright then. Creationism it is. |
1.3892 |
0.04868 |
167 |
115 |
39 |
13 |
831 |
We should probably nip this in the bud. |
1.3892 |
0.04942 |
167 |
116 |
37 |
14 |
832 |
You say 'art', I say 'vandalism.' And dinner. |
1.3892 |
0.04641 |
167 |
112 |
45 |
10 |
833 |
It's very derivative of what Jerry's doing down in Lascaux. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
834 |
I tell you, it's better than when he tweets. |
1.3889 |
0.04736 |
162 |
109 |
43 |
10 |
835 |
I don't care whether he's the missing link. I say we call him supper. |
1.3889 |
0.04895 |
162 |
111 |
39 |
12 |
836 |
Me bash him. You steal art. |
1.3889 |
0.04736 |
162 |
109 |
43 |
10 |
837 |
He's signing them...like they're going to be worth something one day. |
1.3879 |
0.04982 |
165 |
115 |
36 |
14 |
838 |
I love her contrast of prehistoric and postmodern forms |
1.3879 |
0.04982 |
165 |
115 |
36 |
14 |
839 |
Something's wrong with this picture. |
1.3879 |
0.04349 |
165 |
107 |
52 |
6 |
840 |
Will you STOP leaving the key under the mat!! |
1.3879 |
0.04597 |
165 |
110 |
46 |
9 |
841 |
Surprisingly good for the Neanderthal period but will his work will be remembered? |
1.3879 |
0.04755 |
165 |
112 |
42 |
11 |
842 |
It's his way of keeping track of what he is eating. |
1.3879 |
0.04676 |
165 |
111 |
44 |
10 |
843 |
It's a bit "Jurassic" for my taste |
1.3879 |
0.05056 |
165 |
116 |
34 |
15 |
844 |
That's nothin', I can trace my hand to look like a turkey. |
1.3879 |
0.05271 |
165 |
119 |
28 |
18 |
845 |
and you've been taking the credit this entire time |
1.3879 |
0.04755 |
165 |
112 |
42 |
11 |
846 |
If dinosaurs spent more time on science and technology instead of frivolous humanities maybe they'd acquire the future-proof skills they'll need to survive beyond the Jurassic Age. |
1.3879 |
0.04433 |
165 |
108 |
50 |
7 |
847 |
It was cheaper to outsource. |
1.3879 |
0.04908 |
165 |
114 |
38 |
13 |
848 |
He says he expects his 'work' to last for millions of years. Ha ha. |
1.3869 |
0.04990 |
168 |
118 |
35 |
15 |
849 |
They'll be worth a lot more once he's extinct. |
1.3869 |
0.05200 |
168 |
121 |
29 |
18 |
850 |
How long do you think we'll be doing these caption contests? |
1.3865 |
0.04713 |
163 |
110 |
43 |
10 |
851 |
I hope that's not his grocery list. |
1.3865 |
0.04549 |
163 |
108 |
47 |
8 |
852 |
Actually he's from the New Yorker. |
1.3865 |
0.05317 |
163 |
118 |
27 |
18 |
853 |
He used to be ahead of his time. Now he's just another dinosaur in the art world. |
1.3865 |
0.05099 |
163 |
115 |
33 |
15 |
854 |
Sure, they're talented, but there's no future in the arts. |
1.3865 |
0.04713 |
163 |
110 |
43 |
10 |
855 |
You're sure he's the herbivore? |
1.3865 |
0.04465 |
163 |
107 |
49 |
7 |
856 |
Is his style ever going to evolve? |
1.3865 |
0.04632 |
163 |
109 |
45 |
9 |
857 |
It clearly delineates his struggles with the bourgeoisie. |
1.3865 |
0.04793 |
163 |
111 |
41 |
11 |
858 |
Looks like a shopping list. |
1.3865 |
0.04632 |
163 |
109 |
45 |
9 |
859 |
He's a visionary. Horses haven't even evolved yet. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
860 |
He made us look like cavemen. |
1.3865 |
0.04871 |
163 |
112 |
39 |
12 |
861 |
They'll appreciate him after he's extinct. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
862 |
Paleontology, schmaleontology. He's standing the art world on it's head! |
1.3865 |
0.05173 |
163 |
116 |
31 |
16 |
863 |
Do you think he knows about the asteroid? |
1.3865 |
0.05099 |
163 |
115 |
33 |
15 |
864 |
So thats's Banksy. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
865 |
It has a certain extinct honesty. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
866 |
Artist, schmartist, he looks delicious. |
1.3865 |
0.04713 |
163 |
110 |
43 |
10 |
867 |
I think he'll end up in the Museum before his drawings do. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
868 |
I think he just invented the menu. |
1.3865 |
0.04019 |
163 |
102 |
59 |
2 |
869 |
And I say we wait until he finishes the master bedroom. |
1.3865 |
0.04948 |
163 |
113 |
37 |
13 |
870 |
I find his work primitive and metaphorically challenging. |
1.3865 |
0.05173 |
163 |
116 |
31 |
16 |
871 |
Doris insisted. I just wanted wallpaper. |
1.3865 |
0.04713 |
163 |
110 |
43 |
10 |
872 |
No, self taught. |
1.3865 |
0.04793 |
163 |
111 |
41 |
11 |
873 |
I'm not much for drawing. Let's go build a round thing that rolls. |
1.3865 |
0.04871 |
163 |
112 |
39 |
12 |
874 |
*You* tell him his art is primitive. |
1.3865 |
0.04871 |
163 |
112 |
39 |
12 |
875 |
Sometimes it's best to simply move on when seeing the writing on the wall. |
1.3860 |
0.04711 |
171 |
117 |
42 |
12 |
876 |
I concede your point on species appropriation. I was merely saying it is refreshing to see a perspective so unencumbered by the humanistic mores of pre-premodernism. |
1.3860 |
0.04855 |
171 |
119 |
38 |
14 |
877 |
It does poignantly represent the fleeting nature of life, which is why he's our dinner. |
1.3855 |
0.04884 |
166 |
115 |
38 |
13 |
878 |
Okay, sure he’s artistic. But in so many other ways not very evolved. |
1.3855 |
0.04884 |
166 |
115 |
38 |
13 |
879 |
It will be worth more when he's extinct. |
1.3855 |
0.04958 |
166 |
116 |
36 |
14 |
880 |
It’s okay. Future generations will think we drew them. |
1.3855 |
0.04732 |
166 |
113 |
42 |
11 |
881 |
She's keeping score. |
1.3851 |
0.04911 |
161 |
111 |
38 |
12 |
882 |
What do you think: revisionist history or fake news? |
1.3851 |
0.04750 |
161 |
109 |
42 |
10 |
883 |
That'll take forever to come off! |
1.3851 |
0.05143 |
161 |
114 |
32 |
15 |
884 |
I never knew they could stand on two legs. |
1.3851 |
0.04911 |
161 |
111 |
38 |
12 |
885 |
She's ahead of whose time? |
1.3851 |
0.04584 |
161 |
107 |
46 |
8 |
886 |
I betcha we get blamed for this someday. |
1.3851 |
0.05143 |
161 |
114 |
32 |
15 |
887 |
An early Montessaurus, I think. |
1.3851 |
0.05066 |
161 |
113 |
34 |
14 |
888 |
This is exactly what the creationists want |
1.3851 |
0.04750 |
161 |
109 |
42 |
10 |
889 |
What the comet didn't finish, the critics will. |
1.3851 |
0.04911 |
161 |
111 |
38 |
12 |
890 |
Don’t worry, we’ll beat ‘em to the wheel. |
1.3851 |
0.04584 |
161 |
107 |
46 |
8 |
891 |
Journalism is going the way of the dinosaurs. |
1.3851 |
0.04831 |
161 |
110 |
40 |
11 |
892 |
I can't wait to see how this story ends. |
1.3851 |
0.04750 |
161 |
109 |
42 |
10 |
893 |
Looks like cultural appropriation to me. |
1.3851 |
0.04668 |
161 |
108 |
44 |
9 |
894 |
I think it says, 'Two hunters with weapons chasing horses in moonlight smell like fish'. |
1.3851 |
0.05066 |
161 |
113 |
34 |
14 |
895 |
They'll be worth even more when he's dead. |
1.3851 |
0.05066 |
161 |
113 |
34 |
14 |
896 |
It's his food diary. He's into paleo. |
1.3841 |
0.05290 |
164 |
119 |
27 |
18 |
897 |
Yes, he is a fine artist, but with some herb he's also a very good stew. |
1.3841 |
0.04999 |
164 |
115 |
35 |
14 |
898 |
Don't worry, the wall adds 10 pounds. |
1.3841 |
0.04999 |
164 |
115 |
35 |
14 |
899 |
See, I told you we've been hacked. |
1.3841 |
0.04999 |
164 |
115 |
35 |
14 |
900 |
He's in his Paleolithic period. |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
901 |
Lacks context, devoid of perspective, overly abstract, poor use of color. Who's the Neanderthal now? |
1.3841 |
0.04528 |
164 |
109 |
47 |
8 |
902 |
You'll be amazed how much they're worth after he dies. |
1.3841 |
0.04847 |
164 |
113 |
39 |
12 |
903 |
Relax, in 50,000 years, no one will care. |
1.3841 |
0.05146 |
164 |
117 |
31 |
16 |
904 |
I never understand modern art. |
1.3836 |
0.04443 |
159 |
104 |
49 |
6 |
905 |
"Don't you see? It's not evolution, it's intelligent design!' |
1.3831 |
0.04805 |
154 |
104 |
41 |
9 |
906 |
I asked him if he wanted to learn a language, but insisted he could get by with emojis. |
1.3827 |
0.04645 |
162 |
109 |
44 |
9 |
907 |
Don't worry, he may be more talented, but he doesn't see the writing on the wall. |
1.3827 |
0.04807 |
162 |
111 |
40 |
11 |
908 |
I bet he doesn't draw the asteroid. |
1.3827 |
0.04727 |
162 |
110 |
42 |
10 |
909 |
Even the creationists aren't gonna believe this! |
1.3827 |
0.04964 |
162 |
113 |
36 |
13 |
910 |
At least she didn't make you look chubby. |
1.3827 |
0.04302 |
162 |
105 |
52 |
5 |
911 |
Interior designer!?! I TOLD you not to go with the low bid! |
1.3827 |
0.04964 |
162 |
113 |
36 |
13 |
912 |
If you dare say "His style is evolving" I'm going to brain you. |
1.3826 |
0.05181 |
149 |
104 |
33 |
12 |
913 |
Are you sure we have enough crudités for the opening? |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
914 |
you know this stuff will go through the roof once he’s extinct. |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
915 |
I'd be more impressed if he could do it on the ceiling. |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
916 |
People a million years from now are going to have a hard time explaining this. |
1.3813 |
0.05006 |
160 |
112 |
35 |
13 |
917 |
Don't worry-- thousands of years from now we'll get the credit! |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
918 |
Leave him alone. Someday they will be worth a fortune. |
1.3813 |
0.04926 |
160 |
111 |
37 |
12 |
919 |
You just can't sell a cave anymore without a stager. |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
920 |
What can I do? He's married to my sister. |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
921 |
You see? You start standing erect, pretty soon you forget all about who's got the club. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
922 |
Definitely ahead of his time. |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
923 |
Let's kill him and say its OUR art. Who's gonna know? |
1.3813 |
0.05310 |
160 |
116 |
27 |
17 |
924 |
We just don't have the budget to support the arts... |
1.3813 |
0.03953 |
160 |
100 |
59 |
1 |
925 |
He paints not what he sees, but what he eats. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
926 |
When I kept a food diary, you said I was wasting my time. When she does it, it’s a work of art! |
1.3813 |
0.04240 |
160 |
103 |
53 |
4 |
927 |
There goes your theory about useless hands. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
928 |
So that's what a cartoonist looks like. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
929 |
You realize we are going to get blamed for this. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
930 |
Again with the figurative stuff. It's so Mesozoic. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
931 |
They say he created a new form of art. It's called graffiti. |
1.3813 |
0.04422 |
160 |
105 |
49 |
6 |
932 |
Oh yeah? Well, I just invented cave criticism. |
1.3813 |
0.04596 |
160 |
107 |
45 |
8 |
933 |
Let him finish, then we will take the credit. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
934 |
I found him on Angie's List. |
1.3813 |
0.04926 |
160 |
111 |
37 |
12 |
935 |
I’ve heard he’s had no formal training. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
936 |
Dammit, I told you evolution was more than just an interesting hypothesis. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
937 |
Good for him, but we'll find out if artistic ability is an adaptive survival skill. |
1.3813 |
0.04510 |
160 |
106 |
47 |
7 |
938 |
See? I told you they can’t see colors. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
939 |
Let's get out of here before he finishes updating the menu. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
940 |
His brushstrokes are like, from another era. |
1.3813 |
0.04681 |
160 |
108 |
43 |
9 |
941 |
Anachronistic, sure. But the composition is just perfect. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
942 |
I preferred his Triassic period. |
1.3813 |
0.05006 |
160 |
112 |
35 |
13 |
943 |
When did you hire a new decorator? |
1.3813 |
0.04681 |
160 |
108 |
43 |
9 |
944 |
We look like total Neanderthals. Nice! |
1.3813 |
0.04926 |
160 |
111 |
37 |
12 |
945 |
He's the last of a dying breed. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
946 |
See. I told you. Standing on two legs, " "hmmmm...good idea. |
1.3813 |
0.04926 |
160 |
111 |
37 |
12 |
947 |
It's somewhat derivative, but still impressive. |
1.3813 |
0.05084 |
160 |
113 |
33 |
14 |
948 |
After he leaves I’ll put my mark. Never in a million years will anyone think I didn’t draw it. |
1.3813 |
0.04240 |
160 |
103 |
53 |
4 |
949 |
Oh, great, a Banksysaurus. |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
950 |
You wouldn't know modern art if it bit you on the nose. |
1.3813 |
0.04926 |
160 |
111 |
37 |
12 |
951 |
That’s Picassaurus. He’s in his Triassic period |
1.3813 |
0.04764 |
160 |
109 |
41 |
10 |
952 |
Everybody thinks they're an artist. |
1.3806 |
0.05119 |
155 |
109 |
33 |
13 |
953 |
He's from the school of Paleolithic Realism |
1.3806 |
0.05280 |
155 |
111 |
29 |
15 |
954 |
After he's finished, I sign it. It confuses the collectors. |
1.3806 |
0.04692 |
155 |
104 |
43 |
8 |
955 |
They're a dying breed. |
1.3806 |
0.04510 |
155 |
102 |
47 |
6 |
956 |
Wait till he finishes so we can get the credit. |
1.3797 |
0.05048 |
158 |
111 |
34 |
13 |
957 |
His stuff is so last era. |
1.3797 |
0.04544 |
158 |
105 |
46 |
7 |
958 |
Dude, I think that's Banksy |
1.3797 |
0.05282 |
158 |
114 |
28 |
16 |
959 |
They're smarter than they look but tastier too. |
1.3797 |
0.04803 |
158 |
108 |
40 |
10 |
960 |
I hear it's part of his anger management therapy. |
1.3797 |
0.04718 |
158 |
107 |
42 |
9 |
961 |
What does it matter if we take the credit? He's going to be extinct soon, anyway. |
1.3797 |
0.04968 |
158 |
110 |
36 |
12 |
962 |
I told you it wasn't me. |
1.3797 |
0.05127 |
158 |
112 |
32 |
14 |
963 |
Wasting time. No wonder they’re going extinct. |
1.3791 |
0.04448 |
153 |
100 |
48 |
5 |
964 |
He call it "scorecard." |
1.3791 |
0.04729 |
153 |
103 |
42 |
8 |
965 |
He's no Lascaux, that's for sure. |
1.3789 |
0.04980 |
161 |
113 |
35 |
13 |
966 |
At least they're in a cave where no one who knows good art will ever see them. |
1.3789 |
0.04902 |
161 |
112 |
37 |
12 |
967 |
I heard he signed a five cave deal. |
1.3789 |
0.04658 |
161 |
109 |
43 |
9 |
968 |
His Paleo diet is starting to scare me. |
1.3789 |
0.04822 |
161 |
111 |
39 |
11 |
969 |
He's a regular Clawed Monet. |
1.3782 |
0.05092 |
156 |
110 |
33 |
13 |
970 |
Well, that explains the missing charcoal |
1.3782 |
0.04756 |
156 |
106 |
41 |
9 |
971 |
I bet he wants an arm and a leg for it. |
1.3782 |
0.04756 |
156 |
106 |
41 |
9 |
972 |
He's drawing up the menu. |
1.3782 |
0.04578 |
156 |
104 |
45 |
7 |
973 |
I thought you said his arms were useless! |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
974 |
He took first place in the stone painting competition, so I figured what the hell. |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
975 |
He has really evolved. |
1.3782 |
0.04842 |
156 |
107 |
39 |
10 |
976 |
No worries - in another million years, we'll get the credit. |
1.3782 |
0.05092 |
156 |
110 |
33 |
13 |
977 |
Someone is going to have a lot of fun figuring this one out. |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
978 |
His landscapes are even better. |
1.3782 |
0.05010 |
156 |
109 |
35 |
12 |
979 |
It's the take-out menu. |
1.3782 |
0.04842 |
156 |
107 |
39 |
10 |
980 |
I don't think you walk him enough. |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
981 |
Be patient...they'll be worth more after he's extinct |
1.3782 |
0.05172 |
156 |
111 |
31 |
14 |
982 |
He’s showing off NOW, but he’ll be extinct by next week. |
1.3782 |
0.04394 |
156 |
102 |
49 |
5 |
983 |
No, you tell him that realism is passé. |
1.3782 |
0.05252 |
156 |
112 |
29 |
15 |
984 |
Be careful. He eats art critics. |
1.3782 |
0.05092 |
156 |
110 |
33 |
13 |
985 |
They're too primitive for my taste. |
1.3782 |
0.05010 |
156 |
109 |
35 |
12 |
986 |
You know he won't be recognized until he's extinct. |
1.3782 |
0.05010 |
156 |
109 |
35 |
12 |
987 |
I preferred the work from his Crustaceous period. |
1.3782 |
0.05330 |
156 |
113 |
27 |
16 |
988 |
It's like his whole generation just keeps making pictures of his food. |
1.3782 |
0.05330 |
156 |
113 |
27 |
16 |
989 |
i'm telling you...... an early death will make the prices go through the roof! |
1.3775 |
0.04859 |
151 |
103 |
39 |
9 |
990 |
If it keeps him from pooping on my lawn, I'm fine with it. |
1.3775 |
0.05210 |
151 |
107 |
31 |
13 |
991 |
Looks like we're on the menu tonight. |
1.3775 |
0.04949 |
151 |
104 |
37 |
10 |
992 |
The way I see it, we'll get the credit. |
1.3766 |
0.05457 |
154 |
113 |
24 |
17 |
993 |
Let him finish first. The value will skyrocket when he's dead. |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
994 |
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind a giant asteroid right about now. |
1.3766 |
0.05534 |
154 |
114 |
22 |
18 |
995 |
The komodo has found his mojo! |
1.3766 |
0.05378 |
154 |
112 |
26 |
16 |
996 |
If his work is good, I'm okay with getting credit for it. |
1.3766 |
0.04968 |
154 |
107 |
36 |
11 |
997 |
I think its a menu and we are on it. |
1.3766 |
0.05457 |
154 |
113 |
24 |
17 |
998 |
My kid could paint that. |
1.3766 |
0.04968 |
154 |
107 |
36 |
11 |
999 |
We are about to become the world's first art critics. |
1.3758 |
0.05082 |
149 |
104 |
34 |
11 |
1000 |
I think he's on to something. |
1.3758 |
0.04992 |
149 |
103 |
36 |
10 |
1001 |
Evolution is catching up faster than I expected. |
1.3758 |
0.04712 |
149 |
100 |
42 |
7 |
1002 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.3758 |
0.04900 |
149 |
102 |
38 |
9 |
1003 |
Careful, looks like a shopping list for a stew recipe. |
1.3758 |
0.04984 |
157 |
110 |
35 |
12 |
1004 |
The cave will be worth so much more with him dead. |
1.3750 |
0.04743 |
152 |
103 |
41 |
8 |
1005 |
It's a memoir. |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
1006 |
Of course it's priceless! We have absolutely no unit of currency! |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1007 |
I was thinking of something more traditional for that wall. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
1008 |
He's posting tomorrow's menu. We better get out of here! |
1.3750 |
0.04743 |
152 |
103 |
41 |
8 |
1009 |
We should go back and get the audio guide |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
1010 |
I was really hoping that he was going to change the dinner menu this season . . . |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
1011 |
No, we're not waiting until he finishes; I'm hungry now. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
1012 |
I mean, what do you expect? He has no thumbs ... |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
1013 |
Don't worry. We'll get the credit. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
1014 |
It's a frescosaurus. |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1015 |
It's her grocery list. |
1.3750 |
0.04834 |
152 |
104 |
39 |
9 |
1016 |
Artists are a different breed. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
1017 |
We should totally take credit for this. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
1018 |
I told you, I'm looking for an editor, not an illustrator! |
1.3750 |
0.04650 |
152 |
102 |
43 |
7 |
1019 |
Who cares? We'll still get credit for it. |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
1020 |
Best off all, once he's dead that wall will be worth a fortune. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
1021 |
Sit back and relax. We're going to get credit for this anyway. |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1022 |
I tell you, Modern Art has no future. |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1023 |
He discovered fire, too. |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
1024 |
It's a Banskysaurus. |
1.3750 |
0.04834 |
152 |
104 |
39 |
9 |
1025 |
He thinks he's a food critic |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1026 |
It's called Primitivism, and frankly I don't get it. |
1.3750 |
0.05011 |
152 |
106 |
35 |
11 |
1027 |
He did Urg's living room. |
1.3750 |
0.05508 |
152 |
112 |
23 |
17 |
1028 |
My wife hired him. |
1.3750 |
0.04923 |
152 |
105 |
37 |
10 |
1029 |
You know, Mom's gonna blame us. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
1030 |
Sucker thinks he'll get the credit for these masterpieces. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
1031 |
I thought YOU took away his crayons. |
1.3742 |
0.05270 |
155 |
112 |
28 |
15 |
1032 |
Dino’s CaveAdvisor recommended him for painting walls NOT wall paintings. |
1.3734 |
0.05196 |
158 |
114 |
29 |
15 |
1033 |
Are you kidding me? That's not art. It's today's menu. |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1034 |
Couldn’t have said it any better myself. |
1.3733 |
0.05142 |
150 |
106 |
32 |
12 |
1035 |
This is why we keep losing at Pictionary; he practices non-stop. |
1.3733 |
0.05054 |
150 |
105 |
34 |
11 |
1036 |
First we pose for pictures, then we clobber him. OK? |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1037 |
He's talented,but is he edible? |
1.3733 |
0.04687 |
150 |
101 |
42 |
7 |
1038 |
The wife said he was the muralist for the the Uggums' grand entrance so of course we HAD to have him too. |
1.3733 |
0.05228 |
150 |
107 |
30 |
13 |
1039 |
And you thought cleaning up after a dog would be a big deal. It's going to take hours to scrub this crap off the walls. |
1.3733 |
0.05142 |
150 |
106 |
32 |
12 |
1040 |
Club him before he signs it. |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1041 |
He's an artistsaurus |
1.3733 |
0.05054 |
150 |
105 |
34 |
11 |
1042 |
Who cares! In three million years they'll think it was us anyway. |
1.3733 |
0.05479 |
150 |
110 |
24 |
16 |
1043 |
'Imagine how priceless they'll be when he's extinct.' |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1044 |
I know he looks crazy but he is the same guy who invented the wheel. |
1.3733 |
0.04965 |
150 |
104 |
36 |
10 |
1045 |
His art therapy is helping with his aggressive behaviour. |
1.3733 |
0.04781 |
150 |
102 |
40 |
8 |
1046 |
I hunt with you every day. When is the last time I carried my spear in my right hand? |
1.3733 |
0.05054 |
150 |
105 |
34 |
11 |
1047 |
Sure his work is groundbreaking, but do you want to wake up to it every morning? |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1048 |
She's far more than just a shapely tail, Fred. |
1.3733 |
0.05397 |
150 |
109 |
26 |
15 |
1049 |
Who knew? |
1.3733 |
0.05479 |
150 |
110 |
24 |
16 |
1050 |
After he's dead, who's to say that I'm not the artist? |
1.3733 |
0.05054 |
150 |
105 |
34 |
11 |
1051 |
It's good, but it's not "wheel" good. |
1.3733 |
0.04687 |
150 |
101 |
42 |
7 |
1052 |
Am I really that fat? |
1.3733 |
0.04965 |
150 |
104 |
36 |
10 |
1053 |
Maybe we should wait until he does your side of the cave. |
1.3733 |
0.04874 |
150 |
103 |
38 |
9 |
1054 |
We'll get credited with this too someday. |
1.3733 |
0.05313 |
150 |
108 |
28 |
14 |
1055 |
I still think bunnies and clouds would be more appropriate for a nursery. |
1.3725 |
0.04897 |
153 |
106 |
37 |
10 |
1056 |
I’m guessing intelligent design not evolution. |
1.3725 |
0.04984 |
153 |
107 |
35 |
11 |
1057 |
Sure, I'd submit a caption if he'd stop eating the winners |
1.3725 |
0.05069 |
153 |
108 |
33 |
12 |
1058 |
Influential, sure, but such a dinosaur. |
1.3725 |
0.05236 |
153 |
110 |
29 |
14 |
1059 |
Weird thing is, we will probably get blamed for this. |
1.3725 |
0.05069 |
153 |
108 |
33 |
12 |
1060 |
We are totally going to get blamed for this. |
1.3725 |
0.05154 |
153 |
109 |
31 |
13 |
1061 |
I told you, OG, that your work was derivative. |
1.3725 |
0.04897 |
153 |
106 |
37 |
10 |
1062 |
He is the last of his kind, no one does your full wall paintings for free anymore. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1063 |
If you walked him more, he wouldn’t get into graffiti! |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1064 |
He had to find something else to do. He has heel spurs. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1065 |
I was going to kill him and eat him, but then I found out he did home decor. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1066 |
Once a big talent but now a dinosaur. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1067 |
You call that art? My kid could do that. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1068 |
It'll give us something to remember them by when they're extinct. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1069 |
As soon as he's finished, we'll go in and sign it! |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1070 |
Let's kill him before he signs his name. |
1.3716 |
0.05276 |
148 |
106 |
29 |
13 |
1071 |
He’s got this crazy idea people will care what dinosaurs did once they’re gone. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1072 |
You know, someday he's going to punish his kids for doing the same thing. |
1.3716 |
0.05362 |
148 |
107 |
27 |
14 |
1073 |
Clearly derivative. |
1.3716 |
0.04724 |
148 |
100 |
41 |
7 |
1074 |
Let him be. At least he’s drawing in this cave and not in the house where someone could see it. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1075 |
He must be writing his memoirs. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1076 |
He's your roommate. You talk to him! |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1077 |
I find his post-Jurassic period work to be a little lacking in depth. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1078 |
His shadowing technique is sublime and his brush work is simply remarkable. Let’s eat him. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1079 |
Graffiti or art -who cares, I’m starving. |
1.3716 |
0.04724 |
148 |
100 |
41 |
7 |
1080 |
It's the only effective therapy from his time with the Flintstones. |
1.3716 |
0.04423 |
148 |
97 |
47 |
4 |
1081 |
Wow, a horse that looks like a horse--he's good! |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1082 |
Goddamnit—it's not art, it's vandalism! |
1.3716 |
0.04821 |
148 |
101 |
39 |
8 |
1083 |
He loves to spread fake news. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1084 |
Yes, its talented, but I'm hungry. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1085 |
Perhaps you have noticed...we have expanded our menu. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1086 |
We're going to be blamed for this, you know. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1087 |
So now you're an art critic? |
1.3716 |
0.04526 |
148 |
98 |
45 |
5 |
1088 |
He knows too much. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1089 |
This will make Betsy DeVos ecstatic. |
1.3716 |
0.05362 |
148 |
107 |
27 |
14 |
1090 |
"Learn to draw"? Nah. We just have to outlive him. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1091 |
You know that we're going to get blamed for this. |
1.3716 |
0.04821 |
148 |
101 |
39 |
8 |
1092 |
He's got ptalent. |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1093 |
He'll never get the credit. We will. |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1094 |
I don't care what you say! Graffiti is graffiti! |
1.3716 |
0.05362 |
148 |
107 |
27 |
14 |
1095 |
Next time we get a dog. |
1.3716 |
0.04915 |
148 |
102 |
37 |
9 |
1096 |
Oh well, back to the wheel. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1097 |
See- this is what happens when we domesticate them! |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1098 |
No, YOU tell him that an extinction event happened outside while he was in here getting in touch with his creative side. |
1.3716 |
0.05099 |
148 |
104 |
33 |
11 |
1099 |
Just another copy cat lizard. He can call it "post-extinctionism" all he wants . . ." |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1100 |
He is working on today's menu |
1.3716 |
0.04423 |
148 |
97 |
47 |
4 |
1101 |
Behold! The Picassaur. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1102 |
I told you he was making fun of us. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1103 |
My cousin Flurk at Lascaux paints more realistic wildlife. |
1.3716 |
0.05188 |
148 |
105 |
31 |
12 |
1104 |
Lets call it Scientology. |
1.3716 |
0.05276 |
148 |
106 |
29 |
13 |
1105 |
It’s a fad. Will never last. |
1.3716 |
0.05008 |
148 |
103 |
35 |
10 |
1106 |
He thinks he's so evolved. |
1.3716 |
0.04821 |
148 |
101 |
39 |
8 |
1107 |
Remember, she is very sensitive about her work, and it an hour past her lunch” |
1.3709 |
0.04756 |
151 |
103 |
40 |
8 |
1108 |
I thought you said that Dinah Shore was painting the cave wall |
1.3709 |
0.05284 |
151 |
109 |
28 |
14 |
1109 |
I like his early work better. |
1.3701 |
0.04783 |
154 |
106 |
39 |
9 |
1110 |
We've got clubs, we're hungry, and his work is derivative. |
1.3691 |
0.04795 |
149 |
102 |
39 |
8 |
1111 |
Why does he bother writing it down? He serves the same things for lunch everyday. |
1.3691 |
0.04888 |
149 |
103 |
37 |
9 |
1112 |
My wife hired him. She says he's trending. |
1.3691 |
0.05071 |
149 |
105 |
33 |
11 |
1113 |
He's very creationist. |
1.3691 |
0.04795 |
149 |
102 |
39 |
8 |
1114 |
Do I really look like that ? |
1.3691 |
0.04980 |
149 |
104 |
35 |
10 |
1115 |
It's a bit primitive for my taste. |
1.3691 |
0.05159 |
149 |
106 |
31 |
12 |
1116 |
Rumor has it that he's from some avant-garde studio called "Intelligent Design..." |
1.3691 |
0.05417 |
149 |
109 |
25 |
15 |
1117 |
These days it's not often you see an artist who's ahead of his time |
1.3691 |
0.04980 |
149 |
104 |
35 |
10 |
1118 |
Yeah, but he's pterrible at perspective. |
1.3691 |
0.04602 |
149 |
100 |
43 |
6 |
1119 |
He paints a picture of everything he eats, and calls it The Last Supper. |
1.3691 |
0.04888 |
149 |
103 |
37 |
9 |
1120 |
Whose gonna tell him that the horse goes after the fish ONLY if preceded by the bird ? |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
1121 |
I think it's a menu. |
1.3684 |
0.04912 |
152 |
106 |
36 |
10 |
1122 |
I can't wait for him to build us another fire. |
1.3681 |
0.05375 |
144 |
104 |
27 |
13 |
1123 |
Be careful, the pen is mightier then the club. |
1.3676 |
0.05199 |
136 |
95 |
32 |
9 |
1124 |
Jurassic Art |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
1125 |
I feel safe in calling this primitive art. |
1.3673 |
0.04930 |
147 |
102 |
36 |
9 |
1126 |
Mystery solved. |
1.3673 |
0.04930 |
147 |
102 |
36 |
9 |
1127 |
You should see his quilts... |
1.3673 |
0.04536 |
147 |
98 |
44 |
5 |
1128 |
It's a fad; it won't last. Neither will he. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
1129 |
It'll be forgotten soon. It's derivative and confers no evolutionary advantage. |
1.3673 |
0.04737 |
147 |
100 |
40 |
7 |
1130 |
They call him Picassosaurus. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
1131 |
Yeah, but who's going to remember his stuff a hundred years from now? |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
1132 |
We're going to let him finish the wall and then we're going to make him pay for it. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
1133 |
Well, he's certainly ahead of his time. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
1134 |
Intelligent design. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
1135 |
Picassosaurus, the myth, the legend. |
1.3673 |
0.04835 |
147 |
101 |
38 |
8 |
1136 |
Let's get out of here. He looks low on red ink... |
1.3673 |
0.05382 |
147 |
107 |
26 |
14 |
1137 |
Graphittisaurus. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
1138 |
My velociraptor could do that." "Yeah, but he didn't. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
1139 |
Okay he can draw, but it still needs a caption! |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
1140 |
Her perspective could use some work, but she's got a real eye for color. |
1.3673 |
0.04835 |
147 |
101 |
38 |
8 |
1141 |
A bit too representational for my taste. |
1.3673 |
0.04737 |
147 |
100 |
40 |
7 |
1142 |
He'd do much better with an opposable thumb. |
1.3673 |
0.04835 |
147 |
101 |
38 |
8 |
1143 |
I hear that the artistic ones are tasty and more tender. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
1144 |
His style is good technically, but it comes across as cold-blooded. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
1145 |
He’s drawing me next week which is why I started the Paleo Diet. |
1.3673 |
0.05206 |
147 |
105 |
30 |
12 |
1146 |
It’s not a copyright infringement if he goes extinct. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
1147 |
And my wife and I just stonewashed the walls. |
1.3673 |
0.04930 |
147 |
102 |
36 |
9 |
1148 |
Let's try another restaurant. I don't like being on the menu. |
1.3673 |
0.05382 |
147 |
107 |
26 |
14 |
1149 |
It's too late. That stuff will never come off. |
1.3667 |
0.05217 |
150 |
108 |
29 |
13 |
1150 |
Sorry, but I find his work rather primitive. |
1.3667 |
0.04862 |
150 |
104 |
37 |
9 |
1151 |
Once he’s done, let’s use it for a caption contest. |
1.3662 |
0.04843 |
142 |
97 |
38 |
7 |
1152 |
Fake news. |
1.3655 |
0.04973 |
145 |
101 |
35 |
9 |
1153 |
I like it. It's avant garde without being tasteless. |
1.3655 |
0.04675 |
145 |
98 |
41 |
6 |
1154 |
His cubist period seems to be over. |
1.3655 |
0.04776 |
145 |
99 |
39 |
7 |
1155 |
I don't know Larry, it feels very post-pre-historic to me. |
1.3655 |
0.04571 |
145 |
97 |
43 |
5 |
1156 |
There's really no storyline. It's just a menu. |
1.3655 |
0.05162 |
145 |
103 |
31 |
11 |
1157 |
He may be a bit unorthodox, but my wife loves what he's done with the place, and he works for bones. |
1.3655 |
0.05344 |
145 |
105 |
27 |
13 |
1158 |
With our luck, I bet we go extinct and he gets all the credit. |
1.3655 |
0.05254 |
145 |
104 |
29 |
12 |
1159 |
He may well encapsulate our existential angst, but he's still dinner. |
1.3655 |
0.04973 |
145 |
101 |
35 |
9 |
1160 |
Does my hair really look like that? |
1.3655 |
0.05433 |
145 |
106 |
25 |
14 |
1161 |
See? No matter what time period you're in, modern art sucks. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
1162 |
I suppose we’ll get the blame for this too. |
1.3649 |
0.04409 |
148 |
98 |
46 |
4 |
1163 |
You can’t expect a dinosaur to do modern art |
1.3649 |
0.05087 |
148 |
105 |
32 |
11 |
1164 |
Draws like a thunder lizard, tastes like chicken. |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
1165 |
i want to make sure he doesn't make me look fat |
1.3649 |
0.04712 |
148 |
101 |
40 |
7 |
1166 |
Not ALL interior decorators are gay. Stop being such a cave man. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
1167 |
They're nice but nobody will ever see them. |
1.3649 |
0.04903 |
148 |
103 |
36 |
9 |
1168 |
You couldn't just train him to fetch "Everyone was impressed when you taught him how to fetch, now you're just showing off. |
1.3643 |
0.04558 |
140 |
93 |
43 |
4 |
1169 |
When are these guys going to be extinct? |
1.3643 |
0.04778 |
140 |
95 |
39 |
6 |
1170 |
He has MOMA issues. |
1.3643 |
0.04558 |
140 |
93 |
43 |
4 |
1171 |
He's been doing it ever since he came out of that shiny disc from the sky. |
1.3643 |
0.04884 |
140 |
96 |
37 |
7 |
1172 |
Be patient. He'll be extinct soon, and we'll get all the credit. |
1.3643 |
0.04988 |
140 |
97 |
35 |
8 |
1173 |
When they go extinct we'll get the credit. |
1.3636 |
0.05113 |
143 |
101 |
32 |
10 |
1174 |
They're smart alright. But unless they're smart enough to understand 'intellectual property rights,' we can take all of the credit. |
1.3636 |
0.05209 |
143 |
102 |
30 |
11 |
1175 |
His work is contemporary and yet true to Upper Paleolithic influences. |
1.3636 |
0.05016 |
143 |
100 |
34 |
9 |
1176 |
All she ever thinks about is food. |
1.3636 |
0.05016 |
143 |
100 |
34 |
9 |
1177 |
His Mesozoic Period work was unrivaled. |
1.3636 |
0.05016 |
143 |
100 |
34 |
9 |
1178 |
YOU tell him his work is too derivative. |
1.3636 |
0.05016 |
143 |
100 |
34 |
9 |
1179 |
Same strategy. You club him, and I'll sign the cave art. |
1.3636 |
0.05209 |
143 |
102 |
30 |
11 |
1180 |
Don't worry. We'll get credit for it. |
1.3636 |
0.05485 |
143 |
105 |
24 |
14 |
1181 |
When he leaves, let’s take credit. |
1.3636 |
0.05113 |
143 |
101 |
32 |
10 |
1182 |
Oh - COME ON! NO depth, NO perspective, NO proportion - and you still think it's somehow providing a unique insight into our time & a creative representation of our reality?! |
1.3636 |
0.05209 |
143 |
102 |
30 |
11 |
1183 |
My mother said don't marry a dinosaur and don't marry an artist. |
1.3630 |
0.04945 |
146 |
102 |
35 |
9 |
1184 |
You can call it neo-Jurassic, I call it kitsch. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
1185 |
'That's great but let's see him make fire." |
1.3617 |
0.04419 |
141 |
93 |
45 |
3 |
1186 |
I guess you can teach an old dinosaur new tricks. |
1.3617 |
0.04751 |
141 |
96 |
39 |
6 |
1187 |
She was the only one who promised to have it done by Thanksgiving. |
1.3617 |
0.04751 |
141 |
96 |
39 |
6 |
1188 |
Uh Oh! Og say: "Victor write History! |
1.3617 |
0.05352 |
141 |
102 |
27 |
12 |
1189 |
It's his menu for the week! |
1.3617 |
0.05160 |
141 |
100 |
31 |
10 |
1190 |
If we kill him, those drawings will be worth a fortune. |
1.3617 |
0.05061 |
141 |
99 |
33 |
9 |
1191 |
Yeah, but it's nothing my five year old couldn't do. |
1.3617 |
0.05061 |
141 |
99 |
33 |
9 |
1192 |
If this is what happens with Airbnb, I'm not signing up again |
1.3617 |
0.04959 |
141 |
98 |
35 |
8 |
1193 |
New restaurant but same old menu every time! |
1.3617 |
0.04959 |
141 |
98 |
35 |
8 |
1194 |
I told you evolution is just a theory. |
1.3617 |
0.05352 |
141 |
102 |
27 |
12 |
1195 |
I told you evolution is just a theory. |
1.3617 |
0.05257 |
141 |
101 |
29 |
11 |
1196 |
Darwin is gonna have a rough time with this. |
1.3617 |
0.04959 |
141 |
98 |
35 |
8 |
1197 |
The critics will eat him alive. |
1.3617 |
0.04643 |
141 |
95 |
41 |
5 |
1198 |
His therapist says it reduces his stress. |
1.3617 |
0.05160 |
141 |
100 |
31 |
10 |
1199 |
He draw ok but captions not funny |
1.3617 |
0.05446 |
141 |
103 |
25 |
13 |
1200 |
What do you think? Should we bust him for the graffiti or see what else he's up to? |
1.3617 |
0.05061 |
141 |
99 |
33 |
9 |
1201 |
Impressive, right? He just started working in charcoal. |
1.3617 |
0.04533 |
141 |
94 |
43 |
4 |
1202 |
He's been tweeting like this ever since the election! |
1.3617 |
0.05061 |
141 |
99 |
33 |
9 |
1203 |
Imagine what he could do with an opposable thumb. |
1.3617 |
0.05539 |
141 |
104 |
23 |
14 |
1204 |
This is why we use the DeLorean responsibly, Marty |
1.3611 |
0.04581 |
144 |
97 |
42 |
5 |
1205 |
So much for the myth of the starving artist. |
1.3611 |
0.05084 |
144 |
102 |
32 |
10 |
1206 |
Just let him keep going. Eventually, we'll get all the credit. |
1.3603 |
0.04510 |
136 |
90 |
43 |
3 |
1207 |
It's fake news. |
1.3603 |
0.05589 |
136 |
100 |
23 |
13 |
1208 |
Good luck tonight. Those bones he's writing with are all that's left of his last Pictionary partner. |
1.3603 |
0.04510 |
136 |
90 |
43 |
3 |
1209 |
Let him do the painting, we'll claim it when he is extinct. |
1.3603 |
0.04745 |
136 |
92 |
39 |
5 |
1210 |
After we kill him, I'll sign it. |
1.3603 |
0.05390 |
136 |
98 |
27 |
11 |
1211 |
I found him on Angie's List. |
1.3600 |
0.04661 |
150 |
103 |
40 |
7 |
1212 |
Are you here for the two o'clock sitting? |
1.3597 |
0.04898 |
139 |
96 |
36 |
7 |
1213 |
Looks like we're moving. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1214 |
It's the first recorded example of what we like to call 'fakenews'. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1215 |
Well, it'll be worth a lot more after he's dead. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1216 |
It won’t be famous until he is extinct. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1217 |
Well, isn't this wonderful?! One day, people are gonna think WE actually drew this slop! |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1218 |
Will he be relevant in 10,000 years? |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1219 |
Hard to eat him after seeing his talent. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1220 |
They call him IZOD, and he's a designer. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1221 |
I don't know, Zog, I'm not a big fan of his art. Too primitive. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1222 |
The cave wall adds 10 lbs. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
1223 |
He's going through his mesozoic period. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1224 |
Is it just me? Or, do all of his drawings make us look ten pounds heavier? |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1225 |
I can't believe she sees me as that fat. |
1.3597 |
0.04790 |
139 |
95 |
38 |
6 |
1226 |
I don't like what I see on the menu |
1.3597 |
0.04790 |
139 |
95 |
38 |
6 |
1227 |
I told him three times to keep it simple . . . something neutral in case we sell. Let's just pay him and call it a day . . . |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1228 |
This changes everything..... |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
1229 |
I don't think it looks much like you either, but it sure does look like your horse. |
1.3597 |
0.05003 |
139 |
97 |
34 |
8 |
1230 |
If this walking upright thing leads to modern art, I don't want anything to do with it. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
1231 |
So that's what opposable thumbs are for? |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
1232 |
He's writing his grocery list. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1233 |
I'm not against taking the cave, but I draw the line at appropriating his culture. |
1.3597 |
0.05499 |
139 |
102 |
24 |
13 |
1234 |
Relax. No one will ever see this but us. |
1.3597 |
0.04898 |
139 |
96 |
36 |
7 |
1235 |
Decorators! They promised they would be done weeks ago! |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1236 |
They'll be extinct soon, we'll get all the credit. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
1237 |
I prefer the old style of dinosaur art which left room for a bit of whimsy |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1238 |
We know how this has to end. |
1.3597 |
0.05106 |
139 |
98 |
32 |
9 |
1239 |
You hit him on the head, I'll appropriate his culture. |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
1240 |
No! Let beast finish. Then we kill and take credit. |
1.3592 |
0.05321 |
142 |
103 |
27 |
12 |
1241 |
I wonder if he accepts constructive criticism... |
1.3592 |
0.04162 |
142 |
92 |
49 |
1 |
1242 |
The art is nice but it will be dated in a few years. |
1.3582 |
0.05646 |
134 |
99 |
22 |
13 |
1243 |
I can see his style hasn't evolved. |
1.3582 |
0.04785 |
134 |
91 |
38 |
5 |
1244 |
Primitivism is just cultural appropriation. |
1.3582 |
0.05014 |
134 |
93 |
34 |
7 |
1245 |
It's the beginning of fake news. |
1.3582 |
0.05014 |
134 |
93 |
34 |
7 |
1246 |
Dinner and a show. |
1.3577 |
0.05457 |
137 |
100 |
25 |
12 |
1247 |
He’s just finishing up the nursery then moving on to the parlor. |
1.3577 |
0.04830 |
137 |
94 |
37 |
6 |
1248 |
And people say our drawings are primitive! |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
1249 |
Artistosaurus Rex |
1.3577 |
0.05256 |
137 |
98 |
29 |
10 |
1250 |
In a million years, they'll probably blame us for this graffiti. |
1.3577 |
0.05457 |
137 |
100 |
25 |
12 |
1251 |
And they say our artwork is primitive |
1.3577 |
0.04940 |
137 |
95 |
35 |
7 |
1252 |
I told you it's a fixer upper. Paint over it. |
1.3577 |
0.05153 |
137 |
97 |
31 |
9 |
1253 |
Admirable, considering he possesses no opposable appendage. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
1254 |
He's decorating his man-cave. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
1255 |
Yeah, he's pretty good but he'll be extinct before he sells even one... |
1.3577 |
0.05153 |
137 |
97 |
31 |
9 |
1256 |
I prefer her Pre-Cambrian period. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
1257 |
Where you see art, I see a menu. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
1258 |
He is a talent but he also won't use the litter box. |
1.3577 |
0.04830 |
137 |
94 |
37 |
6 |
1259 |
He's ahead of his time. |
1.3577 |
0.05153 |
137 |
97 |
31 |
9 |
1260 |
Look man, it’s this or he eats us. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
1261 |
OK, Mr. Persnickety. YOU tell him he's got it all wrong. |
1.3577 |
0.05554 |
137 |
101 |
23 |
13 |
1262 |
Before we club him and eat him, can we wait to see how the story ends first? |
1.3577 |
0.05457 |
137 |
100 |
25 |
12 |
1263 |
I bet you we’re gonna get blamed for this. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
1264 |
This guy is a real picassosaurus |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
1265 |
His scales are way off |
1.3577 |
0.04940 |
137 |
95 |
35 |
7 |
1266 |
I find his technique so primitive. |
1.3571 |
0.05466 |
140 |
103 |
24 |
13 |
1267 |
Whatever you do, don't say that his perspective is off. |
1.3571 |
0.05076 |
140 |
99 |
32 |
9 |
1268 |
He good cartoonist, but no have captions |
1.3571 |
0.05275 |
140 |
101 |
28 |
11 |
1269 |
Actually he’s putting up the menu for tonight’s dinner |
1.3571 |
0.05076 |
140 |
99 |
32 |
9 |
1270 |
Sure, we warned him about the asteroid. But he's just another climate-change denier. |
1.3566 |
0.05382 |
143 |
105 |
25 |
13 |
1271 |
I thought history was told by the winners. |
1.3566 |
0.04772 |
129 |
87 |
38 |
4 |
1272 |
You have to admire how he simultaneously deconstructs and glorifies his subjects, however his overuse of charcoal is problematic |
1.3561 |
0.04825 |
132 |
90 |
37 |
5 |
1273 |
Stop encouraging him. He'll never make a decent living doing this stuff. |
1.3556 |
0.04757 |
135 |
92 |
38 |
5 |
1274 |
Leave him alone. They'll think we did it. |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1275 |
I knew this would happen if we adopted. |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1276 |
He's housebroken, but we can't get him to stop drawing on the walls. |
1.3556 |
0.04984 |
135 |
94 |
34 |
7 |
1277 |
Sure, they love him now, but a hundred years from now? |
1.3556 |
0.05409 |
135 |
98 |
26 |
11 |
1278 |
He's good but he's no Picasso. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1279 |
You know it. I know it. But does she know dinosaurs and humans never overlapped? |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1280 |
You know, Blort, some day they're going to blame us for all this graffiti. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1281 |
The chronology is all wrong. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1282 |
I hope it has a happy ending. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1283 |
Too political. |
1.3556 |
0.05306 |
135 |
97 |
28 |
10 |
1284 |
A bit preachy if you ask me. |
1.3556 |
0.05306 |
135 |
97 |
28 |
10 |
1285 |
Big deal. He can't fetch worth a damn. |
1.3556 |
0.05610 |
135 |
100 |
22 |
13 |
1286 |
I question if he'll evolve as an artist. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
1287 |
Just so you know, all artists taste like chicken. |
1.3556 |
0.05094 |
135 |
95 |
32 |
8 |
1288 |
Just because he can draw, that doesn't make it art. |
1.3556 |
0.05306 |
135 |
97 |
28 |
10 |
1289 |
I just don't see how he can survive as an artist. |
1.3556 |
0.05511 |
135 |
99 |
24 |
12 |
1290 |
Perhaps we should look for a less talented dinner. |
1.3551 |
0.04911 |
138 |
96 |
35 |
7 |
1291 |
Oh, great, there goes your security deposit. |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
1292 |
This is his sixth cave. To appreciate how outre this is, George, you'll have to see Caves 1 through 5. |
1.3551 |
0.04802 |
138 |
95 |
37 |
6 |
1293 |
Commercial yes, but totally derivative. |
1.3551 |
0.04802 |
138 |
95 |
37 |
6 |
1294 |
Should we kill or represent it? |
1.3551 |
0.05325 |
138 |
100 |
27 |
11 |
1295 |
I find his work primitive yet strongly appropriate to both subject and medium. |
1.3548 |
0.05272 |
124 |
87 |
30 |
7 |
1296 |
I'd rather he get it out now than major in art later. |
1.3546 |
0.05339 |
141 |
103 |
26 |
12 |
1297 |
I can't see a future in it either... |
1.3543 |
0.05065 |
127 |
88 |
33 |
6 |
1298 |
You just don't see artists like that anymore. |
1.3543 |
0.04812 |
127 |
86 |
37 |
4 |
1299 |
Decent enough technique, but not overly original. |
1.3538 |
0.04743 |
130 |
88 |
38 |
4 |
1300 |
Who's NINA ? |
1.3538 |
0.04988 |
130 |
90 |
34 |
6 |
1301 |
Sure it's impressive, but is it art? |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
1302 |
I've gotta see how this story turns out before we have lunch. |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1303 |
Picassosaurus Rex. |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1304 |
The new intern we got for data entry is working out great! |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1305 |
He always makes me look fat. |
1.3534 |
0.05463 |
133 |
97 |
25 |
11 |
1306 |
He’s actually a pretty good roommate—helps out on hunts. But I had to let him repaint the place. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1307 |
I'm worried he's spending too much time on social media. |
1.3534 |
0.05668 |
133 |
99 |
21 |
13 |
1308 |
I'll grant you he's a good artist, but he's a better dinner. |
1.3534 |
0.04914 |
133 |
92 |
35 |
6 |
1309 |
He says it will increase the resale value. |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1310 |
He makes our work look primitive. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1311 |
Oh sure, he's got a great imagination, but will it stand the test of time? |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1312 |
You tell him he's an anachronism |
1.3534 |
0.04797 |
133 |
91 |
37 |
5 |
1313 |
Talented my butt, he's preparing the dinner menu and we're an entree. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
1314 |
I told you no pets! Now I'll never get my deposit back. |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1315 |
I know what you’re thinking but she’s done wonders with the place. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1316 |
After he finishes the storyboards, we'll get 50 monkeys to type the screenplay. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1317 |
Once we wipe them out, we can take credit for that. |
1.3534 |
0.05463 |
133 |
97 |
25 |
11 |
1318 |
Three years of art classes and that thing with no opposing thumbs is better than me. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1319 |
Value go up when he extinct. Let's do it. |
1.3534 |
0.04914 |
133 |
92 |
35 |
6 |
1320 |
A little too realistic for my taste. |
1.3534 |
0.04676 |
133 |
90 |
39 |
4 |
1321 |
Sure, he's gifted, but can he survive a climate catastrophe? |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1322 |
Sadly, extinction may be our only remedy for the graffiti problem. |
1.3534 |
0.05028 |
133 |
93 |
33 |
7 |
1323 |
Modern art, I suppose. |
1.3534 |
0.04553 |
133 |
89 |
41 |
3 |
1324 |
Once he's out, we'll sign our names and skedaddle. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
1325 |
If this doesn't screw with future generations, nothing will. |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1326 |
Plagiarus Rex |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1327 |
I prefer his prehistoric work |
1.3534 |
0.05140 |
133 |
94 |
31 |
8 |
1328 |
Hey, we gotta a real 'dino Vinci' here, unh? |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1329 |
With our luck, we’ll probably get blamed for this. |
1.3534 |
0.05250 |
133 |
95 |
29 |
9 |
1330 |
So what? My kid can draw better than that. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
1331 |
With his artistic talents, do you think he has a future? |
1.3534 |
0.04914 |
133 |
92 |
35 |
6 |
1332 |
If it really is Banksy, we can retire! |
1.3534 |
0.05463 |
133 |
97 |
25 |
11 |
1333 |
Summa cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa, a $200,000 Ivy League education, and the only job he can land is cave decorator! |
1.3534 |
0.04797 |
133 |
91 |
37 |
5 |
1334 |
Yes, but I don't think this is just about art . . . |
1.3529 |
0.04558 |
119 |
78 |
40 |
1 |
1335 |
She used to be big. |
1.3529 |
0.05376 |
136 |
99 |
26 |
11 |
1336 |
Everyone thinks they're an artist these days. |
1.3529 |
0.04843 |
136 |
94 |
36 |
6 |
1337 |
They're taking all of our jobs. |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
1338 |
Cave worth more shells if artist extinct. |
1.3529 |
0.05672 |
136 |
102 |
20 |
14 |
1339 |
There goes our deposit. |
1.3529 |
0.05274 |
136 |
98 |
28 |
10 |
1340 |
We will probably get blamed for this graffiti. |
1.3525 |
0.04988 |
139 |
98 |
33 |
8 |
1341 |
I think he is trying to tell us something. |
1.3525 |
0.04988 |
139 |
98 |
33 |
8 |
1342 |
That will definitely confuse anthropologists! |
1.3516 |
0.04652 |
128 |
86 |
39 |
3 |
1343 |
My feeling? Too abstract. We club. |
1.3516 |
0.05500 |
128 |
93 |
25 |
10 |
1344 |
Don't club yet, Grok. Me want to see how story ends. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1345 |
I'm worried about future generations - they'll think we're primitive. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
1346 |
It's easy. Club him and we'll get the credit |
1.3511 |
0.04837 |
131 |
90 |
36 |
5 |
1347 |
He calls it, Afternoon in Jurassic Park with Rex. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1348 |
He keeps going on about a big rock falling from the sky. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1349 |
In the future, they'll discover these paintings and he'll be famous. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1350 |
Yes, his enthusiasm is good but his use of perspective is crap. |
1.3511 |
0.04837 |
131 |
90 |
36 |
5 |
1351 |
A Michelangeloasauras. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1352 |
Don't worry, the wall always adds ten pounds. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1353 |
Let's sign our name when he's done |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1354 |
My apologies, Bob. It appears your theory of devolution isn’t so farfetched after all. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1355 |
You can really see the Jurassic influence in his work. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1356 |
If we became bipeds, we could paint too. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1357 |
That barely looks like us, he'll never make it. |
1.3511 |
0.04324 |
131 |
86 |
44 |
1 |
1358 |
Sure, he's avant-garde now, but one day he'll be a fossil. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1359 |
They're actually quite evolved. |
1.3511 |
0.04714 |
131 |
89 |
38 |
4 |
1360 |
Where did he get the charcoal? |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1361 |
I saved a starving artist. Now I have to feed him. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1362 |
I think we're on the menu. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1363 |
I got a new Designosaur. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1364 |
What a talented artist. He makes your work look prehistoric! |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
1365 |
After he stopped walking on all fours he really found himself. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1366 |
No, he's a reptile. Amphibians can't draw. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1367 |
THAT IS HIS DINNER MENU |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1368 |
I hate being on the menu. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
1369 |
Wait'll you see what he's done with his place. |
1.3511 |
0.04714 |
131 |
89 |
38 |
4 |
1370 |
I know he discovered fire and invented the wheel but I'm really hungry! |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
1371 |
You know, I just don't get prehistoric art. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1372 |
That's a Picassosaurus. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1373 |
No, I still don't believe in evolution! |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1374 |
It's not really my taste but my wife loves this decorator. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1375 |
They're not worth much now, but after he goes extinct I'll make a fortune. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1376 |
I thought we were the ones who were supposed to be evolving. |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1377 |
Let's kill him. Extinct, his work is worth a fortune. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1378 |
It'll be worth a lot more if he's dead. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1379 |
My wife got tired of the old wallpaper. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1380 |
Sure he's talented and extremely rare but I am hungry NOW! |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
1381 |
You can call it art...I say it's a damn menu! |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1382 |
He always writes out his lunch menu in advance. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1383 |
You knock him out; I'll sign it. |
1.3511 |
0.04324 |
131 |
86 |
44 |
1 |
1384 |
He good, but he no Banksy. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1385 |
Whatever you do the rest of your life, DON"T TELL THE CREATIONISTS! |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
1386 |
I thought we agreed on wall paper. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1387 |
His work has really improved since he cut his ear off. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
1388 |
I hope that's not his menu.... |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1389 |
Revisionist history |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
1390 |
He's willing to work in more than one medium if we move to a bigger cave. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
1391 |
It'll never stand the test of time. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
1392 |
Impressive. But they still taste like chicken. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1393 |
Don’t club him yet...I want to see how this ends! |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1394 |
It's OK, in a million years everyone will think we drew them. |
1.3511 |
0.05074 |
131 |
92 |
32 |
7 |
1395 |
Let's not and say we did. |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
1396 |
We’ve been hacked. |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
1397 |
I forget. Are we the pets or is he the pet? |
1.3511 |
0.04186 |
131 |
85 |
46 |
0 |
1398 |
Typical revisionist history. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
1399 |
It's gonna make us look a lot better in 30,000 years. |
1.3507 |
0.05217 |
134 |
96 |
29 |
9 |
1400 |
Please tell me I am not that hairy? |
1.3507 |
0.05324 |
134 |
97 |
27 |
10 |
1401 |
He's got no sense of scale. |
1.3507 |
0.05217 |
134 |
96 |
29 |
9 |
1402 |
See? I told you that even my lizard could do that. |
1.3507 |
0.04998 |
134 |
94 |
33 |
7 |
1403 |
You'd think he never heard of wallpaper. |
1.3507 |
0.04138 |
134 |
87 |
47 |
0 |
1404 |
Great. Now we're stuck out here until he runs out of wall. |
1.3507 |
0.04884 |
134 |
93 |
35 |
6 |
1405 |
They'll be worth a fortune after he's extinct. |
1.3507 |
0.05217 |
134 |
96 |
29 |
9 |
1406 |
I told you I wanted wallpaper! |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1407 |
We'd better get out of here before someone thinks we did this. |
1.3488 |
0.04491 |
129 |
86 |
41 |
2 |
1408 |
We can't kill him, this story is just getting good." |
1.3488 |
0.04753 |
129 |
88 |
37 |
4 |
1409 |
I hear he's the best interior designer in town |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
1410 |
'No way! They'll just say it's fake news' |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
1411 |
His art is derivative and shallow, but all the critics get eaten. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1412 |
What do you mean we should just leave it there? Eons from now they'll think we lived like animals. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1413 |
You know, 40,000 years from now we're going to be blamed for this. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1414 |
Our broker hired him to stage the cave. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1415 |
But who's ever going to believe his arms could reach that high? |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1416 |
Now you can see why the critics are all so positive. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1417 |
Of course his art work is worth a fortune, he's been extinct for millions of years. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1418 |
He said he'll show us 'fire' next week. |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
1419 |
And yet he still pisses on the floor... |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
1420 |
Now that there's fire and charcoal everybody's got a story to write. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1421 |
... and not a word to my wife!! She loves his work, has five of his paintings. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1422 |
we have to wipe them all out or we're just going to look stupid. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1423 |
If he can draw, then we can talk. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1424 |
Fake news. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1425 |
Don’t worry. History is told by winners |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
1426 |
Let's Invent Spray Paint Instead of Fire. |
1.3488 |
0.05993 |
129 |
99 |
15 |
15 |
1427 |
They'll think we were nine feet tall, or that the floor dropped |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
1428 |
Great, now in 50,000 years we're gonna be blamed for this crap. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
1429 |
It was bad enough when she started walking on her hind legs. |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
1430 |
In cave painting nobody knows you're a palaeopteryx |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
1431 |
The sociocultural aspect is a little obvious, isn't it? |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1432 |
The composition is a little primitive. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
1433 |
I agree, the wall adds 10 pounds. |
1.3488 |
0.04879 |
129 |
89 |
35 |
5 |
1434 |
Do you still think his brain is the size of a walnut?" |
1.3488 |
0.04753 |
129 |
88 |
37 |
4 |
1435 |
I didn't know he could stand on two legs! |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
1436 |
That is SO not how the event transpired. |
1.3488 |
0.05574 |
129 |
95 |
23 |
11 |
1437 |
No need to fret. In a few thousand years, everybody will assume *we* did it. |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
1438 |
There was a mixup at the agency - we asked for a wall re-tile, but they sent us a wall reptile instead. |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
1439 |
No, no. Let's not wipe them out yet... I want to see how they make fire. |
1.3485 |
0.04927 |
132 |
92 |
34 |
6 |
1440 |
Ugh, is my butt really that big? |
1.3485 |
0.05587 |
132 |
98 |
22 |
12 |
1441 |
Yes, I know he's a troglodyte, but his painting style is cutting edge. |
1.3485 |
0.05587 |
132 |
98 |
22 |
12 |
1442 |
Now it's your turn to clean up the graffiti! |
1.3485 |
0.04561 |
132 |
89 |
40 |
3 |
1443 |
I like new perspectives in art, but I find his work rather cold-blooded. |
1.3485 |
0.04808 |
132 |
91 |
36 |
5 |
1444 |
We’ll get credit for these eventually, just give it some time. |
1.3485 |
0.04927 |
132 |
92 |
34 |
6 |
1445 |
When he goes extinct, we'll claim the credit. |
1.3485 |
0.05376 |
132 |
96 |
26 |
10 |
1446 |
I agree with you, Thad, but at least he's out of that godawful neo-cubism phase. |
1.3485 |
0.05689 |
132 |
99 |
20 |
13 |
1447 |
That's nothing, I hear they've got a Brontosaurus up north who likes to stack really big rocks. |
1.3485 |
0.05267 |
132 |
95 |
28 |
9 |
1448 |
Shh... That's Tyron Rex. He did Stonehenge! |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1449 |
And he does it all without opposable thumbs! |
1.3485 |
0.04686 |
132 |
90 |
38 |
4 |
1450 |
When you said Liz was doing the wall decoration I though she was a woman. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1451 |
If we kill him now, those drawings will be worth a fortune someday. |
1.3485 |
0.05587 |
132 |
98 |
22 |
12 |
1452 |
We'll let him finish, kill him, and then take all the credit |
1.3485 |
0.05482 |
132 |
97 |
24 |
11 |
1453 |
Those stupid drawings of his will never come off. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1454 |
I never suspected it was them. |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
1455 |
It's gonna take forever to scrub that off! |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1456 |
Look who thinks he's an artist! |
1.3485 |
0.05376 |
132 |
96 |
26 |
10 |
1457 |
OK you tell him it's not his cave |
1.3485 |
0.05376 |
132 |
96 |
26 |
10 |
1458 |
You're sure he said having us 'over' for dinner? |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
1459 |
He said it is a menu! What's a menu? |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
1460 |
My kid could paint that. |
1.3485 |
0.05376 |
132 |
96 |
26 |
10 |
1461 |
Let it go ahead and draw. After its gone extinct the cave will be worth a fortune. |
1.3485 |
0.04927 |
132 |
92 |
34 |
6 |
1462 |
My daughter can do that. |
1.3485 |
0.05267 |
132 |
95 |
28 |
9 |
1463 |
It will be more valuable after he dies. |
1.3485 |
0.05156 |
132 |
94 |
30 |
8 |
1464 |
Very primitive - she must have been raised by Neanderthals. |
1.3485 |
0.05267 |
132 |
95 |
28 |
9 |
1465 |
It lacks the gravitas of his earlier work. |
1.3485 |
0.05043 |
132 |
93 |
32 |
7 |
1466 |
What's the hieroglyph for plagiarism? |
1.3482 |
0.05338 |
112 |
78 |
29 |
5 |
1467 |
They're charming in a primitive sort of way, but I've always preferred his early Cretaceous Period for its authenticity. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
1468 |
I hope the clubs work better than the spears did. |
1.3471 |
0.05341 |
121 |
86 |
28 |
7 |
1469 |
Looks like we're on the menu. |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
1470 |
How does it feel to have a pet that's smarter than you? |
1.3465 |
0.05169 |
127 |
90 |
30 |
7 |
1471 |
We are all just notches on the wall. |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
1472 |
Representational art always seems so obvious. |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
1473 |
That is Lizardo de Vinci. |
1.3465 |
0.05742 |
127 |
95 |
20 |
12 |
1474 |
Let him finish. The value will skyrocket once they're extinct. |
1.3465 |
0.05632 |
127 |
94 |
22 |
11 |
1475 |
He goes by Picassosaurus. |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
1476 |
Not only does he do nice work...we got him for 2 pterodactyls. |
1.3465 |
0.04660 |
127 |
86 |
38 |
3 |
1477 |
I think he's gifted...don't you, honey? |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
1478 |
Whaddaya wanna bet we get blamed for that? |
1.3465 |
0.05289 |
127 |
91 |
28 |
8 |
1479 |
So he's got talent but will he have staying power. |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
1480 |
Superficially it's about the hunt. But all paintings are in their essence, self-portraits. |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
1481 |
Did you hear he got a full ride to RISD? |
1.3465 |
0.05047 |
127 |
89 |
32 |
6 |
1482 |
It has a sort of primitive charm. |
1.3465 |
0.05405 |
127 |
92 |
26 |
9 |
1483 |
Hm... I never did like pre-modernism. |
1.3465 |
0.04239 |
127 |
83 |
44 |
0 |
1484 |
Not art. Menu! |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
1485 |
Just think of what this will do for home prices around here. |
1.3465 |
0.04921 |
127 |
88 |
34 |
5 |
1486 |
Let him be. In the future everybody will assume we are the artists. |
1.3465 |
0.05047 |
127 |
89 |
32 |
6 |
1487 |
He’s my ghost writer |
1.3465 |
0.05520 |
127 |
93 |
24 |
10 |
1488 |
You look better with short hair. |
1.3462 |
0.05089 |
130 |
92 |
31 |
7 |
1489 |
He's changed completely since he went on Prozoic. |
1.3462 |
0.05537 |
130 |
96 |
23 |
11 |
1490 |
His method has been dead for 65 million years. |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
1491 |
Tell me about it . . .same design on the wallpaper at Granite Home Decorating for a tenth of the price. |
1.3462 |
0.04849 |
130 |
90 |
35 |
5 |
1492 |
I have no idea what it's doing but we have bigger sticks - let's kill it. |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
1493 |
Let's tell everybody we drew them |
1.3462 |
0.05318 |
130 |
94 |
27 |
9 |
1494 |
I don't know about you, but I've never been a big fan of Primitive Art. |
1.3462 |
0.04849 |
130 |
90 |
35 |
5 |
1495 |
You realize he's got a pea-sized brain and he's touching up our cave drawings! |
1.3462 |
0.04970 |
130 |
91 |
33 |
6 |
1496 |
Cave art or graffiti?! Look man, it's a reptile, standing on two legs and painting--in color! |
1.3462 |
0.05644 |
130 |
97 |
21 |
12 |
1497 |
Do you want to tell him he could save 15% or more by switching to Geico, or should I? |
1.3462 |
0.05429 |
130 |
95 |
25 |
10 |
1498 |
He says there'll be a caption contest someday. |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
1499 |
I hit him with club. You co-opt his aesthetic. |
1.3462 |
0.05204 |
130 |
93 |
29 |
8 |
1500 |
I didn't know they could stand upright. |
1.3462 |
0.05537 |
130 |
96 |
23 |
11 |
1501 |
He claims to be a herbivore, but look at that list of groceries. |
1.3462 |
0.05318 |
130 |
94 |
27 |
9 |
1502 |
I told you he wasn't a herbivore |
1.3459 |
0.05447 |
133 |
98 |
24 |
11 |
1503 |
You can't have your art and eat it too. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
1504 |
Paleolithographs. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
1505 |
I'm not that fat am I? |
1.3459 |
0.04658 |
133 |
91 |
38 |
4 |
1506 |
You call that "art"? My three year old could do that.... |
1.3443 |
0.05175 |
122 |
86 |
30 |
6 |
1507 |
Another primitive artist? What is it about you and primitive art, anyway? |
1.3440 |
0.04558 |
125 |
84 |
39 |
2 |
1508 |
I think his images are very derivative. |
1.3440 |
0.04833 |
125 |
86 |
35 |
4 |
1509 |
This is gonna fool the hell out of someone later on. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
1510 |
Let him go. Someday we'll get credit for it. |
1.3438 |
0.04763 |
128 |
88 |
36 |
4 |
1511 |
Art isn't just dying. It's going extinct. |
1.3438 |
0.05014 |
128 |
90 |
32 |
6 |
1512 |
Yes...I commissioned him. Artforum said he's gonna be huge in a couple of years... |
1.3438 |
0.05014 |
128 |
90 |
32 |
6 |
1513 |
I’ve got a five year old nephew who could do that! |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
1514 |
Did he make me look fat? |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
1515 |
Those garish colors... that Pop-Art sensibility... it's like he's not even trying. |
1.3438 |
0.04763 |
128 |
88 |
36 |
4 |
1516 |
Looks like we're back on the menu. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
1517 |
He claims he has a brain with two sides. |
1.3435 |
0.05056 |
131 |
93 |
31 |
7 |
1518 |
It's the elusive Picassosaurus |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
1519 |
If he draws one more fake news horse, I'll club him! |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
1520 |
My five-year old could do that. |
1.3435 |
0.05501 |
131 |
97 |
23 |
11 |
1521 |
They'll be known as his Paleolithic period works, you knuckle dragger. |
1.3433 |
0.05412 |
134 |
99 |
24 |
11 |
1522 |
Stupid Pet Tricks |
1.3415 |
0.04293 |
123 |
81 |
42 |
0 |
1523 |
Revisionist history |
1.3415 |
0.05141 |
123 |
87 |
30 |
6 |
1524 |
He’s preparing to tell the story of how men evolved into dinosaurs. |
1.3415 |
0.05269 |
123 |
88 |
28 |
7 |
1525 |
Looks like an obituary column to me. |
1.3415 |
0.05141 |
123 |
87 |
30 |
6 |
1526 |
He's doing it again, the meaningless drawing thing. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1527 |
Fake news again! |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1528 |
They say he's ahead of his time. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1529 |
You tell him no graffiti. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1530 |
Can you believe that little reptile has been short-listed for the Booker Prize?! |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1531 |
He's reptilian, but he paints like a primate. |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
1532 |
Looks like plagiarism to me. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1533 |
If I'm being honest, I much preferred his earlier work. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1534 |
I finally got him to stop with those happy little clouds. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
1535 |
The elders want limits on self-expression. And we need meat. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1536 |
He'd be more successful if he didn't eat his patrons. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1537 |
Do we exit through the gift shop? |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
1538 |
Special?....my two year old could do that. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1539 |
He's drawn to prey. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1540 |
Just more fake news. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
1541 |
It cost me an arm and a leg but a picassosaurus is worth it. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1542 |
Big deal, let's see him grow a beard. |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
1543 |
Everybody’s a critic. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1544 |
I thought we weren't keeping score. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1545 |
I just can't separate the artist from the predator |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1546 |
He's the last one. I say we eat him! |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
1547 |
He recently completed his Jurassic period and is now embracing Realism. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1548 |
...but exactly how much is this decorator going to cost me? |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1549 |
I prefer impressionists- let's eat him. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1550 |
Don't worry, I bought her washable markers to draw with. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1551 |
My cave drawings paleo in comparison. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1552 |
He thinks because he can stand up, he can do anything. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
1553 |
Now remember; club first, critique second. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
1554 |
It's how they count calories. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1555 |
As soon as he finishes the apartment, we'll eat him. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1556 |
I knew it was a mistake to ask you to pick out the wallpaper . |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1557 |
Can it really be considered "post-modern?" |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1558 |
With him out of the way, we could take the credit. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1559 |
We're totally stealing this and putting it on our Facebook Wall. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1560 |
If we do this we can change history |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
1561 |
It's a Banskysaurus. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
1562 |
The last time someone critiqued him they lost a leg. |
1.3413 |
0.05305 |
126 |
91 |
27 |
8 |
1563 |
Looks like we're gonna discover plagiarism. |
1.3413 |
0.05764 |
126 |
95 |
19 |
12 |
1564 |
Don't be critical. He'll evolve. |
1.3413 |
0.05060 |
126 |
89 |
31 |
6 |
1565 |
As long as we clobber him, BEFORE he signs it, we can take all the credit for it. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
1566 |
There is no religious significance. I said "prey," not "pray"! |
1.3393 |
0.05609 |
112 |
81 |
24 |
7 |
1567 |
He says he is a Dalisaur. |
1.3388 |
0.05321 |
121 |
87 |
27 |
7 |
1568 |
Maybe we should come back when he's not so busy. |
1.3388 |
0.04321 |
121 |
80 |
41 |
0 |
1569 |
That's nothing—mine has entered its cubist phase. |
1.3388 |
0.04917 |
121 |
84 |
33 |
4 |
1570 |
Don't worry, Marvin...when the trains start coming through no one is going to give shit what's on the wall. |
1.3388 |
0.05055 |
121 |
85 |
31 |
5 |
1571 |
And I thought he was a vegetarian. |
1.3388 |
0.04629 |
121 |
82 |
37 |
2 |
1572 |
He's on your side of the cave. |
1.3388 |
0.05321 |
121 |
87 |
27 |
7 |
1573 |
Imagine the resale value when she's extinct! |
1.3388 |
0.05190 |
121 |
86 |
29 |
6 |
1574 |
At last we know where all that fake news is coming from! |
1.3388 |
0.05190 |
121 |
86 |
29 |
6 |
1575 |
Wait until he's done. Paintings' value increases when the artist dies. |
1.3388 |
0.05449 |
121 |
88 |
25 |
8 |
1576 |
I've got a good sense of perspective too, Gak, and we need to kill him. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
1577 |
So how do you like your new printer? |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
1578 |
Early dinosaur art is so exciting. Primitive, however. |
1.3387 |
0.04418 |
124 |
83 |
40 |
1 |
1579 |
Just think how much they will worth when they are extinct! |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
1580 |
In a few thousand years, they'll think that we were great artists! |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
1581 |
Sure, he's a real and present danger, but evolving to become president--I just don't see it. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
1582 |
If we kill him, we can take the credit for the art, |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
124 |
88 |
30 |
6 |
1583 |
History is written by the winners. Get over it. |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
1584 |
At least you can't say his work is derivative. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
1585 |
I thought you told you wife no more interior decorators! |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
1586 |
Hold up, I want to see how the story ends!! |
1.3387 |
0.04843 |
124 |
86 |
34 |
4 |
1587 |
Does he realize he'll have to repaint when he moves out? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
1588 |
Be careful - the Crayolasaurus is filled with angst and despair. |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
1589 |
It’s a limited series...The gallery is calling it “Pre-Extinction Art” |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
1590 |
It's not better than our wheel invention...what's the point of a grocery list if you can't take it to the store? |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
1591 |
I say we kill him, and up the value of his art. |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
1592 |
I say it perpetuates an unrealistic body image for young cavepeople. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
1593 |
Let's kill it and take credit for the origin of symbolic behavior. |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
1594 |
I just thought of a new word... "plagiarism". |
1.3387 |
0.04706 |
124 |
85 |
36 |
3 |
1595 |
I was going to go with wall paper, but this really makes the place one-of-a-kind. |
1.3387 |
0.04843 |
124 |
86 |
34 |
4 |
1596 |
Chiaroscuro good. Perspective bad. Ugg. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
1597 |
This kind of thing is really messing with my ideas on evolution. |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
1598 |
He said something about a cartoon caption contest. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
1599 |
I like his work, but it's a little primitive. |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
1600 |
When he becomes extinct we’ll take credit. |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
1601 |
Yes, they're good likenesses, but is it art? |
1.3387 |
0.05233 |
124 |
89 |
28 |
7 |
1602 |
So that's what Banksy looks like! |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
1603 |
Don’t worry. To the evictors go the spoils. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
1604 |
We’re witnessing history. |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
127 |
94 |
23 |
10 |
1605 |
But it's not true primitivism. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
1606 |
Plagiosaurus is harmless but annoying. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
1607 |
His evolution has been fascinating. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
1608 |
His work is so contrived. What a dinosaur. |
1.3361 |
0.05758 |
119 |
89 |
20 |
10 |
1609 |
He's good, but I bet he won't be appreciated in his own time. |
1.3361 |
0.05102 |
119 |
84 |
30 |
5 |
1610 |
I think he’s trying to alter history. |
1.3361 |
0.04509 |
119 |
80 |
38 |
1 |
1611 |
He's too Jurassic period for my taste. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
1612 |
The vet suggested we encourage him express his creativity to help with the fire breathing. |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
1613 |
I thought you said your artwork was original. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
1614 |
My two year-old could do that. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
1615 |
You could've taught him to roll over or shake, but you thought draw was the trick to start with? |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
1616 |
Tonight's specials for his restaurant. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
1617 |
Yeah, but is it still art when they do it? |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
1618 |
So much for intelligent design. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
1619 |
Wow...your Home Entertainment System is a real dinosaur. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
1620 |
He got my hair all wrong. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
1621 |
All that without opposable thumbs. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
1622 |
I clearly said "Cavort." But she heard "Cave Art." |
1.3361 |
0.05021 |
122 |
86 |
31 |
5 |
1623 |
You said, you drew those. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
1624 |
I count three NINAs. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
1625 |
Yes, it's sad, but think what they'll be worth after we eat him. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
1626 |
We're gonna have to get off our knuckles and evolve, Krog. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
1627 |
I hear he cut off one of his own dorsal plates. |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
1628 |
He can't stop posting photos to his wall... |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
1629 |
I'm more into abstract expressionism myself |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
1630 |
It's a menu. |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
1631 |
I thought you sold me an original. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
1632 |
In 10,000 years scientists won't know what they mean. Besides, they'll think we did them. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
1633 |
Let 'im finish... we'll take the credit later... |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1634 |
What should we tell him first: that painting is dead, or that dinosaurs are extinct? |
1.3359 |
0.05465 |
128 |
95 |
23 |
10 |
1635 |
He did my neighbor's cave, got paid a fortune. |
1.3359 |
0.05351 |
128 |
94 |
25 |
9 |
1636 |
Do you think he made me look fat? |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1637 |
Disappointedly, two dimensional |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
1638 |
Okay, urk, I’ll bash him and you sign it. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1639 |
I say we hit him on head and take credit. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
1640 |
Do you think he's making fun of us? |
1.3333 |
0.04783 |
120 |
83 |
34 |
3 |
1641 |
He's just showing off, overcompensating for his tiny hands. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1642 |
Oh, great. Now we'll never get back our cleaning deposit. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1643 |
Should we club him anyway? |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1644 |
Don't worry, Skorg--I caught his most recent show in Chelsea the other day. His days as top predator are numbered. |
1.3333 |
0.05040 |
126 |
90 |
30 |
6 |
1645 |
Let's see if those fancy little sticks are going to help him now. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1646 |
His work is clealy derivitive of the upper cretaceous neo-reptilian school. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1647 |
Shh... be quiet. He almost saurus. |
1.3333 |
0.05067 |
120 |
85 |
30 |
5 |
1648 |
Sorry, wrong cave. She's the artist in residence. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1649 |
Can you image what he could do if he had the 64 box with built in sharpener. |
1.3333 |
0.04702 |
117 |
80 |
35 |
2 |
1650 |
I don't know why she's famous. * I *could do *that*. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
1651 |
I guess this means we have to rethink that theory of evolution. |
1.3333 |
0.05429 |
117 |
85 |
25 |
7 |
1652 |
He paints his passion: devouring his subject matter. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
1653 |
Why, oh why does an artist facing looming extinction go with chalk? |
1.3333 |
0.05067 |
120 |
85 |
30 |
5 |
1654 |
He’s at an awkward stage and I’m worried about his future --- he spends most of his time alone in his room posting things on that stupid wall. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1655 |
I hope we don't get blamed for that primitive work. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1656 |
When they're anatomically correct, then I'll be impressed. |
1.3333 |
0.04783 |
120 |
83 |
34 |
3 |
1657 |
Don’t worry, it’s not like he can sign it. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1658 |
Don't worry, history will credit us. |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
1659 |
It really thinks someone is going to be interested in looking at it someday. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
1660 |
You tell him to clean it. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
1661 |
Let's sign it - they'll never believe he drew it! |
1.3333 |
0.04634 |
120 |
82 |
36 |
2 |
1662 |
If we kill him not only will we have food, but the value of our cave art will increase immeasurably. |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
1663 |
History is written by the victor. |
1.3333 |
0.04852 |
123 |
86 |
33 |
4 |
1664 |
Early Graffiti . . Hope no one thinks we did this. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
1665 |
The species won't last because it'll never find a job. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1666 |
You club him, I’ll figure out the caption. |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
1667 |
Well, there's no problem with provenance. |
1.3333 |
0.05204 |
120 |
86 |
28 |
6 |
1668 |
Sure he has style. But where’s the substance? |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1669 |
We'll get blamed for this. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
1670 |
I think he's captured our ennui. |
1.3306 |
0.04751 |
121 |
84 |
34 |
3 |
1671 |
These are originals. We're golden! |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1672 |
It's the menu for his new restaurant |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1673 |
I knew those little arms would be good for something. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
1674 |
His landlord is so not going to give him his deposit back on this place! |
1.3306 |
0.04452 |
121 |
82 |
38 |
1 |
1675 |
I agree that he's an artistic visionary, but we're also starving. |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1676 |
Don't worry about him. He's doomed for extinction. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1677 |
I bet they'll be worth something when he's extinct. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1678 |
I have a bad feeling about today's menu. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1679 |
I don't know about you, but I've had it with primitivism. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1680 |
I dunno...seems somewhat derivative to me. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1681 |
He's a dinosaur. Does it still count as cultural appropriation if we take credit? |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1682 |
So that's how they got there. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1683 |
And all without opposable thumbs. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1684 |
He won't respond to calls, but he's always posting on his wall. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1685 |
My wife hired him to decorate. I try to stay out of it. |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1686 |
He has a brain the size of a walnut, but he sells better than me. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1687 |
Imagine how much it will be worth when he's extinct. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1688 |
Yes, but his grasp of perspective is sadly lacking! |
1.3305 |
0.04971 |
118 |
83 |
31 |
4 |
1689 |
Why did he make us so small? |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1690 |
Well, it's OK, but I think it's primitive. |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1691 |
I thought you said all the best decorators were gay. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1692 |
It's the same as the lunch menu, but with higher prices. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1693 |
It’s a break from Primitivism, more like Post-Neolithic Expressionism. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1694 |
Can you just go talk to her for me? |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1695 |
They call him Dalisaurus. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
1696 |
Personally, I found the work quite primitive |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1697 |
He does the work and we get the credit. |
1.3305 |
0.05652 |
118 |
88 |
21 |
9 |
1698 |
It's the hottest new restaurant in town. The menu changes every week. It's all Paleo and Gluten-Free. |
1.3305 |
0.05523 |
118 |
87 |
23 |
8 |
1699 |
...and the price will skyrocket once he’s extinct. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1700 |
Look! It's a BobRossosaurus. |
1.3305 |
0.05254 |
118 |
85 |
27 |
6 |
1701 |
Big deal, my kid could do that. |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
1702 |
The exuberance of color rendering is reminiscent of the late Paleolithic. |
1.3305 |
0.05903 |
118 |
90 |
17 |
11 |
1703 |
His prices have skyrocketed ever since we found his tracks and poop. |
1.3305 |
0.05390 |
118 |
86 |
25 |
7 |
1704 |
His therapist said it would be good for his anger. |
1.3304 |
0.05344 |
115 |
83 |
26 |
6 |
1705 |
He's been drawing a lot since the election. |
1.3303 |
0.05383 |
109 |
78 |
26 |
5 |
1706 |
Is that his dinner menu? |
1.3279 |
0.05263 |
122 |
89 |
26 |
7 |
1707 |
I prefer his earlier Jurassic work. |
1.3277 |
0.05737 |
119 |
90 |
19 |
10 |
1708 |
Well, this clearly challenges our understanding of history! |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
1709 |
We better get drawing or they’ll never know we were here. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
1710 |
We're still eating him. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
1711 |
Yeah, that's the one that ate Leonardo. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
1712 |
Don't club the messenger. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
1713 |
Believe me, it'll be worth a lot more after he's dead. |
1.3277 |
0.04936 |
119 |
84 |
31 |
4 |
1714 |
Pretty good, right? I'm thinking of using him to illustrate my "Paleo Diet" book. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
1715 |
I don't understand post-paleo art. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1716 |
I could have totally drawn that if I thought of it. |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1717 |
If this gets out, my reputation and legacy will be ruined! |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1718 |
Representational and unevolved. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
1719 |
She demanded complete creative control. |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1720 |
You think this is good? You should see his watercolors! |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
1721 |
Notice how tiny his hands are. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1722 |
I don't care how creative it is, I need dinner ! |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1723 |
The cave adds ten pounds. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1724 |
I think they'll be worth more if he's not around. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1725 |
I think we can learn something from this. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1726 |
These starving artists are all a dying breed! |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1727 |
They say the family just moved here from Lescaux |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1728 |
He's doing freelance work during these difficult financial times. |
1.3276 |
0.05306 |
116 |
84 |
26 |
6 |
1729 |
Primitivism just doesn’t speak to me. |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1730 |
Are we supposed to feed him, pay him or club him? |
1.3276 |
0.04863 |
116 |
81 |
32 |
3 |
1731 |
We'll take the credit and then stage the body to look like he died 100 million years ago. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
1732 |
What are you worried about? There's only got room for 140 characters. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1733 |
He's clever, but none of his stuff will last. |
1.3276 |
0.04707 |
116 |
80 |
34 |
2 |
1734 |
Do you still believe in evolution? |
1.3276 |
0.05844 |
116 |
88 |
18 |
10 |
1735 |
Not bad. Think we could get him over to Lascaux? |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1736 |
Shhh, he's my ghostwriter. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1737 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1738 |
How are those cartoons funny? |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
1739 |
It's the kids menu. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1740 |
Are you sure you want to eat here? It looks like we're the house specialty. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1741 |
Yeah, it's safe. That's just our artist-in-residence. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1742 |
They're going to be extinct. We'll get all the credit. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1743 |
There's no way I'm that fat - I've been on a strict paleo diet my whole life. |
1.3276 |
0.05714 |
116 |
87 |
20 |
9 |
1744 |
I wish I would have thought of that! |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
1745 |
My wife hired him--says the new decor adds class to my man cave! |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1746 |
I told you dinosaurs are sketchy. |
1.3276 |
0.05581 |
116 |
86 |
22 |
8 |
1747 |
I heard he eats everything he draws. |
1.3276 |
0.05162 |
116 |
83 |
28 |
5 |
1748 |
Judging by his artistic ability he'll be extinct within the millennia. |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1749 |
Well, if they do go extinct, they'll at least stop marking up our walls! |
1.3276 |
0.05015 |
116 |
82 |
30 |
4 |
1750 |
Who the hell wants to look at pictures of his dinner? |
1.3274 |
0.05097 |
113 |
80 |
29 |
4 |
1751 |
It's better than his neolithic work. |
1.3274 |
0.05399 |
113 |
82 |
25 |
6 |
1752 |
Looks like the lunch menu. |
1.3274 |
0.05097 |
113 |
80 |
29 |
4 |
1753 |
Whaddya mean we have to respect modern art? I'm hungry! |
1.3274 |
0.06087 |
113 |
87 |
15 |
11 |
1754 |
Not exactly my taste, but I guess I can live with it. |
1.3274 |
0.04940 |
113 |
79 |
31 |
3 |
1755 |
I'm having second thoughts -- those guys had spears. |
1.3250 |
0.05181 |
120 |
87 |
27 |
6 |
1756 |
To hold, as 'twere, the mirror up to nature. |
1.3248 |
0.04980 |
117 |
83 |
30 |
4 |
1757 |
NO more interns, OK? |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
1758 |
Show off! |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
1759 |
The next thing you know, they will be saying we did it. |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1760 |
He calls it artistic license. I say it's revisionist history. |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1761 |
I don't know when his arms got long enough to reach the walls, but he's going to have to go.. |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
1762 |
At least junior is being creative during his time out. |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1763 |
I believe it is an erectus illustratus! |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
1764 |
My wife got tired of the old decorations. |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1765 |
Humph! Gork worked in that medium an age ago. |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1766 |
Before you know it, they'll be selling insurance. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1767 |
It's a risk, yes, but she's just as skillful as the males and I thought I'd give her a chance. |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
1768 |
What's a plagiarist? And why would I want to eat one? |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
1769 |
One of the last ones, let him finish first... |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1770 |
Oh man, that's never gonna come off. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1771 |
I can't believe she left you for an artist. |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1772 |
It looks like post modernism to me. |
1.3246 |
0.04577 |
114 |
78 |
35 |
1 |
1773 |
And I'm gonna assume that whole fire thing was your idea, too? |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1774 |
Ten thousand years from now, who's gonna care? |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1775 |
Do we bust him for graffiti or get him to teach us how he does it? |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1776 |
We can do better |
1.3246 |
0.05212 |
114 |
82 |
27 |
5 |
1777 |
Does this fossil really have to post after every hunt? |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1778 |
I know, but the kids love 'em. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1779 |
I think that's the new art teacher |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1780 |
Art is more valuable after the artist's death. |
1.3246 |
0.05910 |
114 |
87 |
17 |
10 |
1781 |
Trust me, the drawing added ten pounds . |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
1782 |
Art historians won't have a clue who did this.". |
1.3246 |
0.04744 |
114 |
79 |
33 |
2 |
1783 |
I'm not going to be the one that tells him his painting is derivative. |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1784 |
I predict we’re going to be blamed for these. |
1.3246 |
0.05910 |
114 |
87 |
17 |
10 |
1785 |
You know those stains will never come out. |
1.3246 |
0.04905 |
114 |
80 |
31 |
3 |
1786 |
I wonder how his story ends. |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1787 |
If we don't club him, we'll never evolve. |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
1788 |
It's dinner and a show. |
1.3246 |
0.05061 |
114 |
81 |
29 |
4 |
1789 |
He misspelled pterodactyl. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1790 |
This steakhouse features locally-sourced ingredients. |
1.3246 |
0.05359 |
114 |
83 |
25 |
6 |
1791 |
He's in his post-primordial period. |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
1792 |
You clobber him and I'll cook him and we'll just tell everybody it was a meteor. |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
1793 |
No kill yet. Let finish master bedroom first. |
1.3243 |
0.05145 |
111 |
79 |
28 |
4 |
1794 |
I find his rendering of us intentionally offensive. |
1.3243 |
0.05145 |
111 |
79 |
28 |
4 |
1795 |
At least he's not doing the interpretative dance anymore. |
1.3243 |
0.05145 |
111 |
79 |
28 |
4 |
1796 |
History is written by the lizards |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
1797 |
I hope this doesn't reflect poorly on us in 35,000 years. |
1.3243 |
0.05602 |
111 |
82 |
22 |
7 |
1798 |
Let history be the judge here. |
1.3243 |
0.04816 |
111 |
77 |
32 |
2 |
1799 |
Let it be. Someday we’ll get the credit as great cave artists. |
1.3243 |
0.05302 |
111 |
80 |
26 |
5 |
1800 |
Nobody clubs anyone until he has a chance to decorate the baby's room. |
1.3223 |
0.05532 |
121 |
91 |
21 |
9 |
1801 |
When does he think he is, 1508 AD? |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
1802 |
Damnit Carl, I told you the alarm company sticker in the window wasn’t enough of a detterent. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1803 |
All he ever posts is cute pictures of prey. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1804 |
A million years from now people are going to think we did that. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1805 |
They’ll be worth even more when he’s extinct. |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
1806 |
We really need to up our act. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1807 |
OK so he's talented - how's he going to earn a living? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
1808 |
I hope they don't think we did this. |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
1809 |
I told you--it's all fake news. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1810 |
He's been into the Arts ever since seeing the royalities from my Geico commercial. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1811 |
This goes beyond simple cultural appropriation. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1812 |
Bet they charge an arm and a leg for a portrait. |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
1813 |
Yeah, but my wife likes art more than a dinosaur steak. |
1.3214 |
0.05107 |
112 |
80 |
28 |
4 |
1814 |
Darwin will love this |
1.3214 |
0.04947 |
112 |
79 |
30 |
3 |
1815 |
He should be thinking about survival, not art. |
1.3214 |
0.05262 |
112 |
81 |
26 |
5 |
1816 |
My cave kid could cave paint that. |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
1817 |
Me just think of new concept called "appropriation." |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1818 |
It's when he switched to oils that it really became annoying. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1819 |
Hold on, Flint, I think its Banksy. |
1.3214 |
0.04611 |
112 |
77 |
34 |
1 |
1820 |
Derivative, but well executed. |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
1821 |
Let him finish, I'm telling you, this'll be worth millions after he's dead! |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
1822 |
'Lizardardo da Vinci' |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1823 |
My wife hired a decorator |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1824 |
There's a resemblance, but I don't believe it's you. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1825 |
And he won’t get a real job. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1826 |
You know, if he dosen't sign his mane, they'll think we did it. |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
1827 |
I knew you didn't draw them. |
1.3214 |
0.05262 |
112 |
81 |
26 |
5 |
1828 |
If we don't stop him, we caveman are going to be blamed for these primitive, poor quality drawings. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1829 |
I told you he wasn't a herbivore |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1830 |
You in for some cultural appropriation? |
1.3214 |
0.04611 |
112 |
77 |
34 |
1 |
1831 |
Don't kill him yet-in the future people will think we drew them |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1832 |
They're going to think it was us. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1833 |
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. |
1.3214 |
0.06111 |
112 |
87 |
14 |
11 |
1834 |
They say the cave adds ten pounds. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1835 |
I don't know art but I know what I like. |
1.3214 |
0.04947 |
112 |
79 |
30 |
3 |
1836 |
I told you George, evolution is not a straight line. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1837 |
I don't know what it is—but I feel strongly we should club it before it signs its name. |
1.3214 |
0.05413 |
112 |
82 |
24 |
6 |
1838 |
There's no future in that. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1839 |
I've always said he was ahead of his time. |
1.3214 |
0.05703 |
112 |
84 |
20 |
8 |
1840 |
His technique is O.K., but his style is so Pleistocene |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
1841 |
He does have an eye for realism. |
1.3211 |
0.05028 |
109 |
77 |
29 |
3 |
1842 |
Interesting use of ochre but the composition needs work. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
1843 |
I said 'new carpets' not 'new cavepets'! |
1.3211 |
0.05664 |
109 |
81 |
21 |
7 |
1844 |
No, we let him finish first, then we take the credit! |
1.3211 |
0.04856 |
109 |
76 |
31 |
2 |
1845 |
It’s reminiscenr of his Paleozoic period. |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
1846 |
Gronk kill more than 2 yaks, 1 antelope and 1 bird... Fake News! |
1.3211 |
0.05812 |
109 |
82 |
19 |
8 |
1847 |
After we eat him, let’s leave a few handprints on the wall. |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
1848 |
"He's one of the best Man Cave artists around". |
1.3211 |
0.05194 |
109 |
78 |
27 |
4 |
1849 |
You had to give him charcoals. |
1.3211 |
0.05028 |
109 |
77 |
29 |
3 |
1850 |
Please tell me you got a damage deposit. |
1.3208 |
0.05286 |
106 |
76 |
26 |
4 |
1851 |
Oh oh, that's bad news, we need to tell the others; he has just expanded his menu items to include humans. |
1.3197 |
0.05368 |
122 |
91 |
23 |
8 |
1852 |
I hear we show up in the sequel. |
1.3190 |
0.05137 |
116 |
84 |
27 |
5 |
1853 |
The Joneses' one can only do stick figures. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
1854 |
It takes more than talent to make it in this world. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1855 |
We've been using art therapy to help him work through his extinction. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1856 |
If I didn't see it with my on eyes ,I'd never believe they could stand. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1857 |
If I were you I wouldn't criticize her style. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
1858 |
What are we going to tell Darwin? |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
1859 |
I hired him to design the new menu. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
1860 |
If you think you can do any better go ahead and knock him out. |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
1861 |
This also explain's Krug's body being found with utensils. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
1862 |
I told you no one would be at this gallery opening |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1863 |
Be careful - I heard he eats critics for lunch. |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
1864 |
I'd be more interested in eating here if were weren't on the menu. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1865 |
We better put our side of the story in stone too. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1866 |
If he gives me small hands again... |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1867 |
Early plagiarism. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1868 |
Worst thing, he expects us to stand in raptor admiration. |
1.3182 |
0.04991 |
110 |
78 |
29 |
3 |
1869 |
I found him on Rex's List..... |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
1870 |
I thought you were teaching him to fetch? |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
1871 |
The origin of fake news |
1.3182 |
0.06185 |
110 |
86 |
13 |
11 |
1872 |
People 20 thousand years from now are NOT going to believe this. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
1873 |
After we whack him it's my turn to put in the captions. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1874 |
This guy's art is historic. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1875 |
I thought we were going with a more modern decor? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1876 |
They call it art, but it's really just a precursor to gentrification. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
1877 |
He's known as, "The Creationist." |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1878 |
I think it's the rare " sketch-a-saurus! |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
1879 |
He is really rewriting prehistory. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
1880 |
I think he is posting on his wall. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
1881 |
Antelope for dinner, again? |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
1882 |
Or we could just let nature take its course. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
1883 |
Do you think future inhabitants of the earth will still be writing on each other’s walls? |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
1884 |
I'd buy one right off the wall, but the gallery owner is a lousy chiseler. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1885 |
I have no taste for art but the artist will taste good. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1886 |
Well, that solves the question of whether dinosaurs existed when cavemen did. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
1887 |
I think I know where Fred and Wilma have been. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1888 |
His mom and I wish he would play outside for a change. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1889 |
You know, Ugg, they say squid are intelligent, too. Doesn't mean I'm giving up calamari. |
1.3182 |
0.05155 |
110 |
79 |
27 |
4 |
1890 |
Watch one home improvement show and everyone thinks their an expert. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
1891 |
I just don't dig primitive art |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
1892 |
Apparently, it's called "Art Therapy". |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
1893 |
You really might be onto something with these unpaid internships. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
1894 |
I encourage him to explore his inner creature. |
1.3178 |
0.04713 |
107 |
74 |
32 |
1 |
1895 |
Our home is being defaced by our dinner. |
1.3178 |
0.05571 |
107 |
79 |
22 |
6 |
1896 |
Re-writing history to suit his own views, so wrong! |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
1897 |
Fucking lizards. I hate them. |
1.3178 |
0.05879 |
107 |
81 |
18 |
8 |
1898 |
The menu never evolves. Same old same old. A couple of meats. A fish. A fowl. |
1.3178 |
0.05410 |
107 |
78 |
24 |
5 |
1899 |
I think I look fat. |
1.3171 |
0.06693 |
82 |
62 |
14 |
6 |
1900 |
Is it appropriation if they're technically extinct? |
1.3168 |
0.05790 |
101 |
75 |
20 |
6 |
1901 |
Let's wait until he evolves into a chicken. |
1.3158 |
0.04373 |
114 |
78 |
36 |
0 |
1902 |
This new gallery is going to price us out of the neighborhood. |
1.3158 |
0.04714 |
114 |
80 |
32 |
2 |
1903 |
Let him finish and then we'll sign our names at the bottom |
1.3158 |
0.04714 |
114 |
80 |
32 |
2 |
1904 |
I hope that's not his grocery list. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
1905 |
I think it's a Degasaurus |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
1906 |
YOU tell him to clean off the wall! |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
1907 |
I'm not certain which way our evolution is heading, but this doesn't bode well. |
1.3153 |
0.05116 |
111 |
80 |
27 |
4 |
1908 |
Walk slowly and let him know he can sell prints on Etsy. |
1.3153 |
0.04430 |
111 |
76 |
35 |
0 |
1909 |
When will Lascaux get with the times and pass a graffiti ordinance? |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1910 |
Let him finish... then we eat. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1911 |
Well, apparently, he goes by the name of 'Banksy.' |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
1912 |
We always lose, the way he draws it. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1913 |
A Jurassic cave drawing in a Triassic rambler--what an idiot! |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1914 |
Cave Hunters Show say custom artwork hurts resale value. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1915 |
See... I told you those art lessons would pay off. |
1.3148 |
0.04679 |
108 |
75 |
32 |
1 |
1916 |
And he calls OUR work fake news. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
1917 |
Let's go see if the Mammoth finished with the pottery. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
1918 |
It’s call modern art for a reason, Dan. |
1.3148 |
0.05204 |
108 |
78 |
26 |
4 |
1919 |
The first grocery list |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1920 |
Let's see how Darwin explains this! |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1921 |
No, I can’t do that either, but his technique is so ... primitive. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1922 |
Yeah, but he can't hunt worth a damn! |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1923 |
His style is definitely late Jurassic. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1924 |
It's a trap. Don't believe he just wants you to see his etchings. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1925 |
He says it'll appreciate in a few thousand years. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1926 |
Are those the lunch specials? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1927 |
I sell his work for millions, and all he asks is three lizards a day. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
1928 |
He calls it 'fake news.' |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
1929 |
Fake glyph. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
1930 |
Yeah, but if we start copying him, what does that say about evolution? |
1.3148 |
0.04679 |
108 |
75 |
32 |
1 |
1931 |
They're not to scale |
1.3148 |
0.04490 |
108 |
74 |
34 |
0 |
1932 |
See what happens when you start outsourcing? |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
1933 |
I don't mind. He does the work. We get the credit. |
1.3143 |
0.05120 |
105 |
75 |
27 |
3 |
1934 |
Ugh! He’s so-o-o Neo-Lithic. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
1935 |
Everything he draws is so lifelike |
1.3143 |
0.04938 |
105 |
74 |
29 |
2 |
1936 |
Nobody's invented intellectual property rights yet, so let's club him and take the credit. |
1.3143 |
0.05120 |
105 |
75 |
27 |
3 |
1937 |
They never get my nose right. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
1938 |
Richard Dawkins won't be happy with this. |
1.3143 |
0.05120 |
105 |
75 |
27 |
3 |
1939 |
Home schooled. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
1940 |
Again we get to the opening before it's ready. That's why everyone calls us "Early Man". |
1.3143 |
0.05466 |
105 |
77 |
23 |
5 |
1941 |
Don't worry in 45,000 years from now they'll think we did the drawings. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
1942 |
You're the one that wanted to adopt. |
1.3143 |
0.05120 |
105 |
75 |
27 |
3 |
1943 |
A million years from now, we'll get the credit. |
1.3143 |
0.04938 |
105 |
74 |
29 |
2 |
1944 |
This is your lizard brain on drugs. |
1.3143 |
0.04938 |
105 |
74 |
29 |
2 |
1945 |
You won't want to model for him - he's a realist. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
1946 |
He prefers ordering off the menu. |
1.3143 |
0.05296 |
105 |
76 |
25 |
4 |
1947 |
Are you going to eat him when he's done? |
1.3143 |
0.04749 |
105 |
73 |
31 |
1 |
1948 |
There's got to be a way we can take credit for this. |
1.3143 |
0.05631 |
105 |
78 |
21 |
6 |
1949 |
In selling real estate, staging is crucial. |
1.3143 |
0.05120 |
105 |
75 |
27 |
3 |
1950 |
Watch me teach this graffiti artist a lesson he soon won't forget. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1951 |
Let him finish , then will kill him and sign his work |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
1952 |
Face it. He is never going to be happy going hunting with Dad. |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
1953 |
How the hell did HE get accepted at Parsons? |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
1954 |
I told you to lock the cave! |
1.3113 |
0.05080 |
106 |
76 |
27 |
3 |
1955 |
I get the extinct feeling he is mocking us |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
1956 |
I think it's safe to go in... he's obviously already eaten Leonardo. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1957 |
He's wasting his time. I just saw Noah building his boat. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1958 |
Ahead of his time! |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1959 |
You know you're never going to get that crayon off that wallpaper. |
1.3113 |
0.05080 |
106 |
76 |
27 |
3 |
1960 |
revolutionary?...no evolutionary?...only time will tell |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1961 |
Martha hired some fancy foreigner to decorate. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1962 |
My stick is much larger than that! |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1963 |
He's no cutting-edge artist. His latest exhibition is like something out of the Stone Age. |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
1964 |
Fake news or is he just bragging? |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1965 |
Just let it be. It’s his Last Will. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1966 |
We have no choice. She contradicts evolutionary theory. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1967 |
First the lizartists move in, then the rents go up. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1968 |
I think we’re witnessing the dawn of science fiction. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1969 |
Again? He wants more colors? |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1970 |
What do you expect? It's already discovered fire. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1971 |
I hate editors. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1972 |
What difference will it make in 100,000 years! |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1973 |
I say we club him and they'll think we painted it. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1974 |
We should let him live just to piss off Richard Dawkins. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1975 |
Is it an homage or a menu? |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1976 |
He's the Dinoangelo of our time." |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1977 |
He calls it "food porn"...whatever that is. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1978 |
Why are we always ugly? |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
1979 |
I had always wondered what those tiny arms were for. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1980 |
Once they're extinct, it will be worth a fortune. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1981 |
Maybe we should start standing on our hind legs too |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
1982 |
His next project is a pyramid. |
1.3113 |
0.04519 |
106 |
73 |
33 |
0 |
1983 |
He get's $2 for a caricature. Let's do it! |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1984 |
Sheesh, editors. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1985 |
Frankly, I'd prefer wallpaper. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1986 |
He really has evolved into a great artist. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
1987 |
Right after he finishes the fight scene, we’ll eat him. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
1988 |
The interior decorator thought a primitive art theme would work best. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
1989 |
Thus far, the talented ones have escaped extinction. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
1990 |
I told you that sending him to art school was a big mistake. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1991 |
Let's just see how things evolve... |
1.3107 |
0.06019 |
103 |
79 |
16 |
8 |
1992 |
Nobody has to know who made the drawings, if we just take over. |
1.3107 |
0.05858 |
103 |
78 |
18 |
7 |
1993 |
He’s got the fame now, but in 12,000 years we’ll be the stars |
1.3107 |
0.04785 |
103 |
72 |
30 |
1 |
1994 |
That's the one that stole my pen. |
1.3107 |
0.05168 |
103 |
74 |
26 |
3 |
1995 |
Evolutionary Art, they say. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1996 |
Frankly, I find it rather derivative. |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
1997 |
He draws a picture of everything he eats! |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
1998 |
Oh, I came up with a caption right away - the problem is, it's too obvious. |
1.3107 |
0.04980 |
103 |
73 |
28 |
2 |
1999 |
Does that bloody Gahanasaurus have to post a picture of every meal he's had? |
1.3107 |
0.05349 |
103 |
75 |
24 |
4 |
2000 |
If it is Banky, in 20,000 years it'll be worth lots of shiny things. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
2001 |
He's booked through winter |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2002 |
Why are we always behind the times? |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2003 |
2000 years from now, we will get blamed for this |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2004 |
Don't believe any of that nonsense. It's all fake news. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2005 |
He calls it Post-Meteorite. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2006 |
Call me paleolithic but since when did cave graffitti become "art?" |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2007 |
With drawings like that, he'll be extinct in no time. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2008 |
Who in Nog's name is Banksy? |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2009 |
I need to get something off my chest. All this time I thought it was you who was sneaking in here and drawing penises on my artwork. |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
2010 |
I’ve never been a fan of abstract extinctionism. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2011 |
It's called Abstract Jurassic. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2012 |
We'll do it just before he signs, and we'll take credit. |
1.3077 |
0.04749 |
104 |
73 |
30 |
1 |
2013 |
Lizards have opposable thumbs? |
1.3077 |
0.04749 |
104 |
73 |
30 |
1 |
2014 |
I think it's a menu. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2015 |
More fake wall news ! |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
2016 |
Looks like his lunch menu for next week. We'd better pack up and bolt. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2017 |
Let's do violence upon him and then appropriate his cultural heritage! |
1.3077 |
0.06273 |
104 |
82 |
12 |
10 |
2018 |
He's in a "Post-Jurassic" phase |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2019 |
We better nip this in the bud. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2020 |
Actually, they are doing murals in all of the new caves. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2021 |
I find the primitive realism to be obscenely exaggerated. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2022 |
OMG, if Izod puts one more posting on his wall, I'mma goin' club him! |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2023 |
Og, I really think he captured your likeness. Me -- not so much. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2024 |
Years from now you know they’re going to blame all this fake news on us. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2025 |
I wouldn't pose for him. He likes having his models over for dinner! |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2026 |
I like his abstract work better. |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
2027 |
It’s Banksy! |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2028 |
He said he's sick and tired of not controlling his own narrative. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2029 |
Who said history is written by the victors? |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2030 |
The wife insisted we get an interior designer. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2031 |
I say we make him an Extinctionist painter. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2032 |
He did a beautiful mural in my daughter's room before he ate her. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2033 |
Hey, I know him, that's Art! |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2034 |
What's particularly remarkable is he lacks opposing thumbs. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2035 |
First kill, then appropriate art. Works for us in future. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2036 |
Leave him alone... he's making us look good. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2037 |
I don't care how much you like it, it's still outsider art. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2038 |
I must admit, it does make the place look nicer. We should do that in our cave. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2039 |
I think the brushstrokes would be more powerful if his arms were longer. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2040 |
That's all he does since you got him those sticks! |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2041 |
He's got real talent. It's a shame that we have to club him to death. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2042 |
Dumb beast hasn't mastered perspective. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2043 |
Her work is daringly post-Cretaceous. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2044 |
He made me look fat. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2045 |
BANKSYSAURUS |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2046 |
They say his works have an animalistic, almost prehistoric, vibe.... Frankly, I find those comments offensive... |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2047 |
Oh, please. No one is going to believe he did it. |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
2048 |
It's the interior decorator my wife hired. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2049 |
The menu never changes |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2050 |
If he gets the grant, I'm switching to watercolor. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2051 |
We're losing control of the narrative. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2052 |
It's a Sketchasaurus. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
2053 |
It's cheaper than wallpaper. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2054 |
I heard he’s already working on the prequel |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2055 |
He's union. |
1.3077 |
0.04941 |
104 |
74 |
28 |
2 |
2056 |
He's become the voice of our generation. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2057 |
Think she's making a grocery list? |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2058 |
We're going to get blamed for this, just know it. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2059 |
He goes by 'Dinotello'. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2060 |
you said his brain was how small? |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2061 |
Don't worry. Cavemen and dinosaurs only co-exist in cartoons. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2062 |
He's crazy-- nobody will believe that story! |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2063 |
I have a feeling we'll get blamed. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2064 |
If he doesn't straighten up and get a real job, I swear he's going extinct. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2065 |
You may see artistic theft, murder and extinction, but I see the logo for my New Age cafe. |
1.3077 |
0.05306 |
104 |
76 |
24 |
4 |
2066 |
Of course it's primitive realism. He's a dinosaur with an MFA |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
2067 |
These dinosaurs just keep coming in and taking our jobs! |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
2068 |
We are going to have to stop him, otherwise, in a few thousand years, they will think we were terrible drawers. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
2069 |
Who knew you could do it without opposing thumbs? |
1.3069 |
0.05217 |
101 |
73 |
25 |
3 |
2070 |
Goddamn lizards always takin' our jobs |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2071 |
His perspective is way off. |
1.3069 |
0.05583 |
101 |
75 |
21 |
5 |
2072 |
It's so hard to find an affordable decorator today. The breed is practically extinct! |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
2073 |
Excuse me, is this Intro to Painting? |
1.3056 |
0.05803 |
108 |
83 |
17 |
8 |
2074 |
So many people are afraid of contemporary art these days. |
1.3056 |
0.05337 |
108 |
80 |
23 |
5 |
2075 |
I don’t care if he does have unlimited texting. Enough’s enough! |
1.3053 |
0.06000 |
95 |
72 |
17 |
6 |
2076 |
I am sick of his Cave Drawing Caption contests. Let’s get him. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2077 |
Is he painting his last supper? |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
2078 |
Did you hire him? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2079 |
I find the overall composition curiously amateurish, especially given the utter perfection he conveys through such exquisitely captivating detail. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2080 |
Reptiles drawing pictographs! What a bunch of croc. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2081 |
It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2082 |
It's humiliating until you realize he's terrible at hands and feet. |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
2083 |
This art therapy fling is ruining our man-cave aesthetic. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
2084 |
I hired him to get rid of the bats. |
1.3048 |
0.05086 |
105 |
76 |
26 |
3 |
2085 |
I warned you about renting to dinosaurs. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
2086 |
I don't know, I think I preferred his blue period. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
2087 |
He’s making our cave great again. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2088 |
If we play it right, we can get credit for this a million years from now. Residual rights for our descendants will put them in a cozy cave. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2089 |
Wasting his time again with pictures that will be forgotten by tomorrow. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2090 |
He calls it primitive art. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2091 |
The brushwork is so exquisite I kind of feel bad about eating all of her eggs. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2092 |
Don’t worry, this graffiti fad will blow over soon enough. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2093 |
Are you sure about this evolution thing? |
1.3039 |
0.04784 |
102 |
72 |
29 |
1 |
2094 |
You know his work might start selling if we kill him. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2095 |
And he called our work primitive... |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2096 |
Obvious _and_ derivative. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2097 |
His style's a little too primitive for my taste. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2098 |
His drawings of Adam and Eve are amazing, it's like he was there himself. |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
2099 |
Gloog, I just don't get this "modern" art . . . but in the context of human evolution, maybe I'm overthinking it. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2100 |
Whack him and we're famous! |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2101 |
I've had enough of this guy sharing pictures of his food. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2102 |
Representational art is so last year. |
1.3039 |
0.04983 |
102 |
73 |
27 |
2 |
2103 |
They're all artists... they won't be able to survive very long here. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2104 |
Just a minute boys, I'm writing my editorial. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2105 |
Ever get that feeling you're a bit too early? |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2106 |
It's the first time I've seen fake news. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2107 |
Who asked him to turn our den into a drawing room? |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2108 |
Proto-Cubism. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2109 |
Make sure to look at the daily specials. Some days aren’t as good as others. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2110 |
That’s not abstract! It’s surreal! |
1.3039 |
0.04983 |
102 |
73 |
27 |
2 |
2111 |
And you thought street art was extinct! |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2112 |
He'll probably be big after he goes extinct. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2113 |
When I said we need an interior decorator this is not what I had in mind. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2114 |
Damn revisionist! |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2115 |
That's Eric - his dad owns the mountain. |
1.3039 |
0.06198 |
102 |
80 |
13 |
9 |
2116 |
Anyway, it's his word against ours... |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2117 |
The fellas told me that Rex's modern artwork becomes priceless when he's extinct! |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2118 |
I told you this was a transitional neighborhood! |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2119 |
Let's kill 'em and take the credit. |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
2120 |
His earlier work is much more primitive. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2121 |
Yeah... but he won't be starving for long if you don't keep your voice down |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
2122 |
He's oversharing again. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2123 |
Once he's extinct we can pass this is off as ours! |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2124 |
Once they're extinct, we'll take the credit. |
1.3039 |
0.06504 |
102 |
82 |
9 |
11 |
2125 |
So much for your extinction theory |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
2126 |
I named him Rexbrandt. |
1.3039 |
0.06198 |
102 |
80 |
13 |
9 |
2127 |
When the cavemen are away, the dinos will play. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2128 |
So what do you think about your precious diversity now, Zog? |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
2129 |
The art of a meal. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2130 |
I trust they will know fake news when they see it. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2131 |
This new intern program is great. They do the work, and we get the credit. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2132 |
And you let me think it was you! |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2133 |
His artwork has really evolved. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2134 |
I had a feeling it wasn't you. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2135 |
I guess this means we're buying that sofa. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2136 |
You first! I've got bone spurs. Sad! |
1.3039 |
0.04983 |
102 |
73 |
27 |
2 |
2137 |
The wanton defacement of private property makes killing him all the easier. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2138 |
He's erasing our monuments and changing our history! |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
2139 |
Grok not make. FAKE NEWS! |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2140 |
(obscure and therefore not a winner but funny if you look it up): "Hey, isn't that Werner Herzog in an Albino Crocodile Costume?" |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
2141 |
These old guys are going to take credit for everything. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
2142 |
He’s not cheap but the nursery should be done in no time! |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
2143 |
Figurative art is so last epoch. |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
2144 |
I hate to say it, but he's way better than Thag. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
2145 |
Think of it this way, his art will be worth more after we eat him. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
2146 |
Maybe he knows the end is near. |
1.3030 |
0.04642 |
99 |
69 |
30 |
0 |
2147 |
The dietician told me to record what I had for dinner last night |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
2148 |
So derivative! So jejune! No wonder he's going extinct. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
2149 |
Those pastels won't last very long. |
1.3030 |
0.05067 |
99 |
71 |
26 |
2 |
2150 |
He's pretty evolved for an extinct species. |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
2151 |
They say you can live forever through your art, but her career is about to become extinct. |
1.3030 |
0.04642 |
99 |
69 |
30 |
0 |
2152 |
Ha ha. He has to draw the same picture twice because his brain is too small to handle Arabic numerals. |
1.3010 |
0.05988 |
103 |
80 |
15 |
8 |
2153 |
You and I are on that wall; he's so cold-blooded. |
1.3010 |
0.04943 |
103 |
74 |
27 |
2 |
2154 |
Well, you know what they say: 'One man's Mesozoic reptile is another man's Paleolithic dinner.' |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2155 |
That's his week of lunches. |
1.3010 |
0.05661 |
103 |
78 |
19 |
6 |
2156 |
I dunno. I've always been more of a fan of his Post-Pleistocene work |
1.3010 |
0.05132 |
103 |
75 |
25 |
3 |
2157 |
Hmm...do we eat him, or hire him? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2158 |
We wanted him to go to medical school, but he has other ideas. |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
2159 |
I could draw him drawing but that would be too modern and ironic. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2160 |
He says he wants to depict cave people and our world before we become extinct. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2161 |
What really riles me is that someday thousands of years from now they'll all think that we humans couldn't draw....... |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2162 |
How many times have i asked you to put your charcoal away before we go out? |
1.3000 |
0.05025 |
100 |
72 |
26 |
2 |
2163 |
Not sure where he's from . . . Marge called the art school and asked if they had someone who dabbled in nature scenes. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2164 |
As soon as he comes out, he's 'history'! |
1.3000 |
0.04606 |
100 |
70 |
30 |
0 |
2165 |
A decorator?! You really have caved man! |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2166 |
Sure, he's making us money now, but if we kill him their market value will skyrocket. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
2167 |
It'll never sell -- totally derivative. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2168 |
Me think art not as outrageous as New Yorker thinking dinosaurs and humans lived during same period. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2169 |
He is too avant-garde for a grotto. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2170 |
Evolution made these less childlike in the last 10, 000 years. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2171 |
No way we can eat him now, am I right? |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2172 |
Piccassaurus, early period |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
2173 |
Let him finish decorating before we eat him. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2174 |
man, I wish we would have thought of that! |
1.3000 |
0.05025 |
100 |
72 |
26 |
2 |
2175 |
She's an artist, she's single, you should be happy to club her. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2176 |
Let's check out what Dino has on the menu board tonight. |
1.3000 |
0.04820 |
100 |
71 |
28 |
1 |
2177 |
Who let the Sketchosaurus in? |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2178 |
I think it's a memoir. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2179 |
Plagiarism is the highest form of flattery. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
2180 |
*You* tell him! |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2181 |
Its a Fakenewsosaurus. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2182 |
He’s a member of the Pre-Neanderthalite Brotherhood. |
1.3000 |
0.04606 |
100 |
70 |
30 |
0 |
2183 |
So if we eat it AND move in it's cultural appropriation? |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2184 |
You and your two footed friends |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2185 |
Dinosaur? I see an innovator. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2186 |
It may be a dinosaur but it prints really clear images. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2187 |
Where there's charcoal, there must be fire. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2188 |
Let me do all the talking. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2189 |
I thought it would be nice to have an artist in residence |
1.3000 |
0.04820 |
100 |
71 |
28 |
1 |
2190 |
That’s not art. That’s today’s menu! |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
2191 |
Don't worry, only the Creationists will believe the dinosaurs did it. |
1.3000 |
0.05575 |
90 |
66 |
21 |
3 |
2192 |
What the heck?! We are definitely not that hairy! |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2193 |
How the hell did he get my crayons? |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2194 |
Pretty sophisticated for a lizard, don't you think? |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2195 |
History is written by the victor. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2196 |
They've been around like 70 million years and they're still doing THIS? |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
2197 |
Great. Millions of years from now, he'll get all the credit. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2198 |
There's the lowlife doing all that graffiti |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2199 |
I don't have time to draw anymore now that I'm writing. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2200 |
To be honest, I don't really understand modern art. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2201 |
Where do you imagine he gets his art supplies? |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
2202 |
Yes... a great artistic touch plus an eye for fashion, intellect, charm and wit... but what really attracted me are her opposing thumbs... |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
2203 |
don't disturb him, we can take all the credit |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2204 |
I'm tellin'ya man, we need to evolve faster. |
1.3000 |
0.06276 |
100 |
79 |
12 |
9 |
2205 |
I knew he would snarf us down in an instant but I never knew he had a sensitive side. |
1.3000 |
0.05025 |
100 |
72 |
26 |
2 |
2206 |
With such tiny hands, it's a wonder he can do anything at all. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
2207 |
Who said figurativism was extinct? |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
2208 |
Shhh. On the count of three...Lascaux. |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
2209 |
I feel like this might be "Fake News" |
1.2990 |
0.05112 |
97 |
70 |
25 |
2 |
2210 |
It's an Artosaurus Rex! |
1.2990 |
0.04672 |
97 |
68 |
29 |
0 |
2211 |
I have a feeling that we're going get the blame for this. |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
2212 |
You can't blame him for drawing us like that -- just look at the length of his arms! |
1.2981 |
0.05778 |
104 |
80 |
17 |
7 |
2213 |
I always wondered what happened to my cousin. |
1.2973 |
0.06002 |
74 |
54 |
18 |
2 |
2214 |
I think the brushstrokes who be more powerful if his arms were longer. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2215 |
I think he has a good shot at winning that IQ contest at the White House, but if not we can certainly use him in the Senate |
1.2970 |
0.05894 |
101 |
78 |
16 |
7 |
2216 |
We ought to buy it now, before he gets famous. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2217 |
I'm having him do the kid's bedroom next. |
1.2970 |
0.05548 |
101 |
76 |
20 |
5 |
2218 |
That is just a copy of Dave’s work. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2219 |
Finally! He’s stopped painting about that wretched fireball from the sky. |
1.2970 |
0.05367 |
101 |
75 |
22 |
4 |
2220 |
My wife encourages it, she says it keeps him from playing with those nasty boys from the tar pits. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2221 |
He wouldn't make fun of our hair if he knew winter is coming. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2222 |
You had to hire an editor. |
1.2970 |
0.05724 |
101 |
77 |
18 |
6 |
2223 |
If we club him to death, we can take credit for this. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2224 |
Ya see Mel, I was right... small, but right-brained. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2225 |
Art school? But I wanted him to become a doctor! |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2226 |
It's a slippery slope, you know... graffiti one day, an art studio the next, then Sothoby's realty sign on your neigbhor's place... Better stop this before the property taxes goes up. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2227 |
You critique, me watch. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2228 |
He does that to screw with the heads of the paleontologists. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2229 |
We should try that. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2230 |
Let's extinct him, then say they are ours. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2231 |
Maybe with time his drawings will seem less esoteric. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2232 |
He works for scale. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2233 |
His kind will never learn perspective. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2234 |
I think we should let him finish. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2235 |
Quick, let's get him before he signs them! |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2236 |
He said he's texting. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2237 |
Opposable thumbs are clearly over-rated. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2238 |
It's decent work, but it's definitely derivative of the Jurassic Period. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2239 |
All I said was, "Try and draw us," Rex. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2240 |
He’s a survivor of the Picassozoic Era. |
1.2959 |
0.06357 |
98 |
78 |
11 |
9 |
2241 |
He's making out his supper menu. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2242 |
I told you not to teach him to walk on two feet. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2243 |
I heard about some collectors snatching these up, betting the value will skyrocket after he's extinct. |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2244 |
I'll admit he's impressive. I'm just not into primitive art. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2245 |
I think he is trying to confuse the future population of Kentucky |
1.2959 |
0.06357 |
98 |
78 |
11 |
9 |
2246 |
Maybe if we had an audio guide? |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2247 |
Is it still plagiarism if he's not human? |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2248 |
Don't pout; he promised to do your portrait next. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2249 |
Well at least he's making it look like we're the dominant species |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
70 |
27 |
1 |
2250 |
Looks like he's planning a buffet for dinner! |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2251 |
These Open Cave Studios can be hit or miss |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2252 |
Let's off him and put our handprints on the wall. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2253 |
Shhh, it's a Tyrannodrawus. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2254 |
So, are you gonna tell him he’s extinct? |
1.2959 |
0.06190 |
98 |
77 |
13 |
8 |
2255 |
But I wanted wallpaper. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2256 |
If he disappears, we'll take credit for his work. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2257 |
what do you think wallets and gloves or purses |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2258 |
...and thats with out any lessons!! |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2259 |
Yeah, but I asked him to paint a wildebeest in mauve to match that boulder in my entryway and he got all haughty. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2260 |
And I thought all he could do was make fire. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2261 |
What's the obsession sharing pictures of their meals in this new media? |
1.2959 |
0.06357 |
98 |
78 |
11 |
9 |
2262 |
That’s so literal. |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2263 |
It’s not avant-guard, it’s extinct. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2264 |
It's her late-creationism period. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2265 |
I think it lacks imagination. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2266 |
My kid could do better than that. |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2267 |
We'll probably get blamed for this. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2268 |
It'll sell better with him dead. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2269 |
An artist is only appreciated after his death. Let's do it. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2270 |
pre-pre-primitivist |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2271 |
He breathes fire, but he lives for his art. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2272 |
Either he admires our physiques or those are tonight's dinner specials. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2273 |
Tetradactyls, bison, homosapiens, that should keep 'em guessing. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2274 |
It'll never catch on |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2275 |
Yeah, but he's got a very limited sense of perspective. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2276 |
I'm posing for him next. You'll just have to wait. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2277 |
Once he's gone, we'll get the credit. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2278 |
Graffiti? He’s a master of primitivism! |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2279 |
It's his Pleistocene Chapel. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2280 |
Not again, fake news! |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2281 |
Pretty derivative, if you ask me. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2282 |
He's compensating for his upcoming extinction. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2283 |
You see art. I see dinner. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2284 |
It’s too modern for my tastes. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2285 |
Let's wait till he is done the horse, I can never get the head to look right. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2286 |
We found him on Dino's List. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2287 |
Afterwards, I'll put out a statement citing "artistic differences" |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2288 |
Brilliant artist, but no head for business. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2289 |
I don't think criticizing his art work is the right thing to do. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2290 |
Let's hold off--he does have a certain flair. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2291 |
I'm starting to think this evolution theory is fake news? |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2292 |
That’s not what I look like. Is it? |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2293 |
I think we may have spotted Banksy. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2294 |
Evidently it's food group art, and we're in it. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2295 |
That looks nothing like us. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2296 |
Time for plan B |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2297 |
Derivative. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2298 |
Don’t worry, when this gets discovered we’ll get credit. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2299 |
It's as if he thinks it's the Prosaic period. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2300 |
The archaeologists will never know. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2301 |
Let's be sure to leave some homonid tools in this cave, just to confuse giant lizards of the future. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2302 |
He is strictly 'old school'. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2303 |
I like the menu. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2304 |
Seriously. When are we ever OFF his menu. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2305 |
I find his art too primitive for my taste. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2306 |
I say we kill him, eat him, and take credit for his work. We've entered the art age now. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2307 |
With proper marketing he's worth more alive than dead. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2308 |
See, now to you believe it wasn’t me. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2309 |
Don't tell anybody. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2310 |
I don't want to be known as the guy who stopped the Reptilian Renaissance. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2311 |
Do we wait until he finishes the story? |
1.2959 |
0.05068 |
98 |
71 |
25 |
2 |
2312 |
These paintings will be worth a lot of money when he's extinct. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
2313 |
Notice how they all have over bites. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2314 |
I just feel like his art was better in his Mesozoic period. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2315 |
After he finishes we'll sign our names to it. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2316 |
His art is too primitive for my taste. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2317 |
Grocery list |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
2318 |
Some day the Creation Museum will sort this all out. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
2319 |
I can't wait to see his self-portrait. |
1.2959 |
0.04856 |
98 |
70 |
27 |
1 |
2320 |
Is it just me, or is he aping us? |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2321 |
I wish I had a walnut sized brain |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
2322 |
I told you to copyright it. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2323 |
In 40,000 years nobody will know the difference. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2324 |
Ok, you really think someone will believe this. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
2325 |
First the lizartists move in, then the rents go up. |
1.2947 |
0.05574 |
95 |
71 |
20 |
4 |
2326 |
They have opposable thumbs? |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
2327 |
And, Fred.... you should see his pastels. |
1.2947 |
0.05157 |
95 |
69 |
24 |
2 |
2328 |
Shhh ! ... They'll be worth a fortune when he's extinct. |
1.2947 |
0.04935 |
95 |
68 |
26 |
1 |
2329 |
I know fossils with better taste. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
2330 |
They'll be gone soon and we'll get all the credit. |
1.2935 |
0.05893 |
92 |
70 |
17 |
5 |
2331 |
I think it's a menu for his new restaurant. |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2332 |
I requested abstract expressionism.... |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2333 |
I told you they couldn't write. |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2334 |
We shouldn't let him be scorekeeper as well. |
1.2929 |
0.05964 |
99 |
77 |
15 |
7 |
2335 |
It's a cry for help |
1.2929 |
0.05420 |
99 |
74 |
21 |
4 |
2336 |
Those cave paintings are going to be worth a lot more after he is extinct. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2337 |
The paint set seems to have distracted him. |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2338 |
They are going to think we produced that crappy art. |
1.2929 |
0.05607 |
99 |
75 |
19 |
5 |
2339 |
It's not cave drawings ,it's his grocery list . |
1.2929 |
0.06134 |
99 |
78 |
13 |
8 |
2340 |
Should we tell him that he's plagiarising? |
1.2929 |
0.05026 |
99 |
72 |
25 |
2 |
2341 |
They’re always worth more after they’re dead. |
1.2921 |
0.05582 |
89 |
66 |
20 |
3 |
2342 |
There he goes, sharing our business with the world, again. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2343 |
He just said "Because it's there." |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2344 |
When he comes out, we'll hit him over the head, and everyone will think we drew it. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2345 |
Beats my stick man any day. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2346 |
Me can't wait for captions! |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2347 |
Ladies first. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2348 |
Uh-oh, they're evolving! |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2349 |
And we thought we were narcissistic |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
2350 |
I don’t get their graffiti art, I just don’t. |
1.2917 |
0.04893 |
96 |
69 |
26 |
1 |
2351 |
Should we kill him and take all the credit ? |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2352 |
What if we put them on mugs and tee shirts? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2353 |
After we eat him, let's say we did it. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2354 |
He's a leftover from the Neo-Jurassic School . |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2355 |
Are you sure this is how we want to be remembered? |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2356 |
These illegal animals keep stealing our jobs. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2357 |
The missing ink! |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2358 |
It may not be Lascaux, but the price was right. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2359 |
They say he works for National Geographic. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2360 |
The birth of graffiti. |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2361 |
all I see are new shoes |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2362 |
We eat him and then claim that we invented cave drawing. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2363 |
I say just leave him be; he's going to be extinct soon enough, anyway. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2364 |
I suggested that he start a food journal. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2365 |
I told you, Jerry... we are on his hit list. I knew your 'NICE LEGS' comment would come back to bite us. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2366 |
And they save we are primative |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2367 |
What if we dig a big hole, and blame it on a comet? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2368 |
He calls them selfies. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2369 |
Wouldn't you say his approach is rather dated? |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2370 |
Just adding some final touches to the decor before we move in. |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2371 |
Two days out of the animal shelter and he acts like he owns the place. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2372 |
Let's kill him and appropriate his style. |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2373 |
You and I are in the same line of work. How can you afford an interior designer? |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2374 |
Shh...it's Banksysaurus. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2375 |
He needs to add some fresh vegetables and whole grains! |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2376 |
That guy Darwin from the other cave would be interested in this. |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
2377 |
It's sad that with gentrification around here, he's going to be priced out of existence. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2378 |
Is that what they're calling postneolithic these days? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2379 |
I dunno, Krog, it does kinda look like you. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2380 |
Once he’s extinct, they’ll be worth a fortune. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2381 |
Everyone is an artist these days |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2382 |
It's called "primitivism." |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2383 |
We regret to inform you that your work has not been naturally selected at this time. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2384 |
You know, if we get rid of him, I bet people will think we drew it. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2385 |
We're going to build a wall, and we're going to make them pay for it. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2386 |
HE'S REVISING HIS LUNCHEON MENU AGAIN !!! |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2387 |
In my opinion, this paleolithic movement is a passing fad. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2388 |
'Please dad! Get us an etchasaurus! We promise to clean up after it.' .... Right. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2389 |
He go... Me tag with handprint...Get Credit. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2390 |
I like the way the primitiveness of his art accommodates violence and obsession within a rational framework. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2391 |
I'm not sure he's ready for a one-man show. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2392 |
It's a cartoon caption contest. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2393 |
'Would it be plagiarism if I initialed that drawing?" |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2394 |
It looks like something my kids could do. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2395 |
I hear he’s a rising star in the new Primitive School. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2396 |
Representation in art is absolutely prehistoric. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2397 |
He is just showoff to confuse anthropologist |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2398 |
He has a certain je ne sais quoi in his work that Og find very appealing. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2399 |
Plagiarus Rex |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
2400 |
He not only stole my paint, but ate my model! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2401 |
It does sort of warm it up a little. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2402 |
His early work reflected the Big Bang era. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2403 |
He's a rescue dinosaur, it's part of his therapy. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2404 |
Let's do him a favor and eat him before his blue period. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2405 |
So, looks like Fishies, Ptero and Hunters for small plates and assorted Fillies for mains. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2406 |
I told you not to tell him that the survival of his species is based on win, lose or draw! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2407 |
Should we leave the anthropologists a clue. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2408 |
It's primitive, but it does have style. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2409 |
I thought we were the most advanced. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2410 |
He’s OK, but he’s no Keith Haring. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2411 |
Who would know if we knock him off and take the credit? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2412 |
He insists I never get the legs right |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2413 |
He must be French. He acts like he's the first to ever draw on a wall! |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2414 |
He calls himself "Banksy." |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
2415 |
This wall art would be worth more if one of us clubbed the dinosaur |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2416 |
I brought in a freelancer for some fresh perspective. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2417 |
I call it cultural appropriation. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
2418 |
It's defacement of public property, Carl." "No, Earl, it's art. You just don't like the artist. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2419 |
Their menu is a little intimidating. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2420 |
Me forget lock back cave. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2421 |
History is not going to treat you and me favorably. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2422 |
If we kill them all, people will think we drew these. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2423 |
"The new editor has the mind of a reptile". |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2424 |
Now me understand the tiny hands. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2425 |
Forget It. It's an Artvark. They taste kind of sketchy. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2426 |
Do you think she would do our portrait? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2427 |
I think he made me look too fat. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2428 |
Who knew? |
1.2917 |
0.05112 |
96 |
70 |
24 |
2 |
2429 |
These days everyone's an artist. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2430 |
Will you shut the hell up about primitive realism? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2431 |
I never liked primitive art. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2432 |
Dude, it's definitely the mushrooms. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
2433 |
Let her finish, then we can take credit. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2434 |
The first recorded use of Fake News |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
2435 |
We didn't give them enough credit. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
2436 |
Waddya mean: You dig him?? |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
2437 |
Does that one on the left look like me? Maybe I'll skip the hunt tonight...... |
1.2903 |
0.04973 |
93 |
67 |
25 |
1 |
2438 |
Nobody graffitis on my cave and gets away with it. |
1.2903 |
0.05203 |
93 |
68 |
23 |
2 |
2439 |
It's a bit two-dimensional. |
1.2900 |
0.05374 |
100 |
75 |
21 |
4 |
2440 |
We should just take the credit. |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
2441 |
I know he's not a lap-dragon, but we've already bonded and he's staying. |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
2442 |
I told you he's a carnivore. |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
2443 |
Let's give him a critiquing he'll never forget. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2444 |
I just don't get contemporary art... |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2445 |
I bet you someday that style of art will go the way of the dinosaur. |
1.2887 |
0.04625 |
97 |
69 |
28 |
0 |
2446 |
We're going to be overrun by tourists. |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2447 |
I said 'dine al fresco', not 'dino fresco'! |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2448 |
My pet project |
1.2887 |
0.05276 |
97 |
72 |
22 |
3 |
2449 |
They're called 'Dinoglyphics'. |
1.2887 |
0.05475 |
97 |
73 |
20 |
4 |
2450 |
Maybe we should just go out for dinner tonight? |
1.2887 |
0.05668 |
97 |
74 |
18 |
5 |
2451 |
It's an Art-asaurus. They're gifted. |
1.2887 |
0.05855 |
97 |
75 |
16 |
6 |
2452 |
He really needs a girlfriend. |
1.2887 |
0.06211 |
97 |
77 |
12 |
8 |
2453 |
Don't worry. You can wash it off. It's only water color |
1.2887 |
0.05068 |
97 |
71 |
24 |
2 |
2454 |
Claims to be a futurist. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2455 |
He thinks he's Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2456 |
You know, it's getting tougher to be an art critic every day. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
2457 |
Somehow I don't feel flattered. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2458 |
Keep quiet and we might get credit for this. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2459 |
Get your club ready. My plan will get us credit for the cave art. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2460 |
Those will be worth even more after that meteor hits. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2461 |
Do you think he captured the real me? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2462 |
I don't know what it is doing; we better kill it. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2463 |
Seems to me his themes merely fulminate at the margins of art-world convention. Also, he ate Zog! |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2464 |
Have you noticed that Frank’s murals always add 10 pounds to my face? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2465 |
In a million years they will think we drew them |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2466 |
He’s self actualizing and if we don’t take him out now, we could become a second rate species. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2467 |
It's his remembrance of things past... |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2468 |
I think they are called 'selfies.' |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2469 |
He's a living fossil -- he still uses Adobe. |
1.2872 |
0.06350 |
94 |
75 |
11 |
8 |
2470 |
I don't see a future in this for him. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2471 |
He's still our dinner. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2472 |
I call it... Plagarism! |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2473 |
Just another menu-on-the-wall restaurant |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2474 |
Shh. Wait 'til he leaves. Then we'll tell the others we drew it. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2475 |
I really wish these graffiti artists would go extinct. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2476 |
So, is he bragging or complaining? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2477 |
Is that all he thinks about? Food? |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2478 |
What a great idea! He is putting the menu options on the wall for customers! |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2479 |
Weird. They’re usually left-handed. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2480 |
Dammit, I just painted that wall |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2481 |
His art therapy sessions helped him reconcile with his 'tyrannical' past. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2482 |
Who's the top of the food chain? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2483 |
When I traded fire for her I thought we'd make little cave people together, but now all she wants to do is draw those pictures. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2484 |
I think we’ve found the guy to invent the wheel. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2485 |
SO YOU SEE...HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPOSITION |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2486 |
I say we club first; ask questions later. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2487 |
Not his best work. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2488 |
It's better than letting your mother decorate for us, Paul. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2489 |
He always gets the Mesozoic mixed with the Pleistocene period |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2490 |
It's annoying, that's what that is. |
1.2872 |
0.04930 |
94 |
68 |
25 |
1 |
2491 |
He's popular now, but it's just a fad and he'll be gone in a year. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2492 |
Neo-mesozoic is so last century. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2493 |
The agreement was you could have a pet if it didn't scribble on the walls. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2494 |
Luckily he’ll be extinct in a few years or we’d never live this down. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2495 |
I thought all they could draw were flies. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2496 |
If we eat him, we can take credit for the drawings and rest easier at night. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2497 |
I'm telling you it's nothing new. Fake news has been around forever. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2498 |
After pea-brain leaves, we sign our names. Someday we'll be famous. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2499 |
I guess all those art lessons were worth it. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2500 |
Why is Eleanor's picture on your wall? |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2501 |
At least he's not an abstract expressionist. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2502 |
His mother's a neanderthal. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2503 |
Don't worry, we're still going to get credit. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2504 |
Orgg like new publicist. He fake news good. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2505 |
Sorry, you really do look that unintimidating. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2506 |
My female calls him an interior decorator! |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2507 |
You hired an interior decorator without telling me? |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2508 |
No, he's drawing me next! |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2509 |
She posts pictures of all her meals. Time to attack, before we end up on that wall. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2510 |
Our society's fiscal support for diversity and the arts is getting out of hand. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2511 |
As soon as he's done with the drawings, you hit him from behind and I'll sign my name at the bottom. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2512 |
Now we know who killed Stan. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2513 |
I'm cancelling his commission. I specifically told him to draw me as a gatherer not a hunter. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
2514 |
He's changing the menu for Restaurant Week. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2515 |
Let's kill him. Eat him. and Take the credit! |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2516 |
Sure, and you let me think YOU did it! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2517 |
Nah, let's just learn it ourselves. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2518 |
And you thought is was Banksy |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2519 |
He's an early 'extinctionist' artist. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2520 |
Did Darwin say he came before us or after us? |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2521 |
It's either a shopping list or bragging rights-I can't figure out which. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2522 |
He keeps writing stuff on The Wall and expecting us to Like it |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
2523 |
He's been like this ever since the mammals took over. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
2524 |
He might be a great storyteller, but he's not a very nice dragon. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2525 |
Just because we don't have a word for appropriation doesn't mean it's ok. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2526 |
We're hungry. Sometimes it's ok to separate the art from the artist. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2527 |
Menu. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2528 |
I believe it's a Picassosaurus. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
2529 |
Careful, it might be "fake news". |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
2530 |
You'll like this guy. He doesn't use PowerPoint. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
2531 |
I hope we don't get blamed for that. |
1.2872 |
0.05157 |
94 |
69 |
23 |
2 |
2532 |
I'm not really into the paleo diet. Let's get Chinese. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2533 |
You eat what you kill, not what you draw. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2534 |
For God's sake, who cares if you like his work? He ate Mary and three of your kids! |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2535 |
So it turns out Anonymous was a dragon! |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2536 |
How do you like my rex room? |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2537 |
Our paleo diet says we can't eat this guy. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2538 |
It's meta. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2539 |
I keep telling him that Primative arealism is passé. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2540 |
Are they updating the menu? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2541 |
Although he was already well established, Dino still found it overwhelming when curators from the Museum of Mesozoic Art ("MOMA) visited his workshop |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2542 |
Wife hire new decorator. Don't laugh, caves he paint sometime resell for two, three sand dollar! |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2543 |
Look, I know you're a shaman, but you've really got to be more careful with this temporal displacement stuff. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2544 |
I know it's your turn, but I could really use some new loafers |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2545 |
They will be worth more after he is dead. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2546 |
Yes, I felt his abstract phase had more gravitas, but I don't him evolving past this trendy stuff. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2547 |
As pornographers go, he's a dying breed. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2548 |
This guy will have the Smithsonian fooled. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2549 |
For the last time, a petroglyph is carved into stone while a pictograph is painted on it. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2550 |
ACTUALLY HE WANTED TO BE A CUBIST. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2551 |
1 meterorite away, and we will be the dominant species. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2552 |
Other than this stuff, it’s a clean pet. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2553 |
They won't last. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2554 |
You take ‘em out. I’ll sign my name. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2555 |
A caricature of us? I don't care. When he finally goes extinct his prices are going to go through the roof! |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
2556 |
His new work is very post prehistoric |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2557 |
I told her a million times, if she doesn't sign them her husband's going to get all the credit. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2558 |
Alright lets take him by surprise and then we'll take all the credit |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
2559 |
Since the dawn of time, immigrants have been stealing American jobs. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
2560 |
Quite frankly, I prefer abstract to representational. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2561 |
Now let us invent typewriter and give to monkey. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2562 |
Let him go, he's making us look good. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2563 |
Ugh. Just illustration. Art not invented yet. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2564 |
It's a shame his art will only be appreciated when he's dead. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2565 |
It spoils the whole man cave motif. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
2566 |
He used to do murals but lately he's been scaling back. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2567 |
I feel sorry we have to whack him. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2568 |
I prefer his earlier, more experimental work. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2569 |
Do you think those primitive drawings will acquire value after his extinction or should we just cover them with wallpaper after he leaves? |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2570 |
After the meteor hits we'll take credit for it. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2571 |
That pterodactyl should keep them guessing for years to come. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2572 |
If you think that's impressive, you should see what 1000 chimpanzees can do. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2573 |
I told the decorator I wanted a more post-modern look. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2574 |
Says he wants to make his mark,reckons something will happen |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2575 |
He's pretty good but he's no Ug. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2576 |
You know we're going to be the ones they blame for coloring on the cave walls. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2577 |
Chalk it up to cultural appropriation. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2578 |
Great illustrations, but the plot is a bit narrow. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2579 |
Just think what it will be worth after he's extinct! |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2580 |
I can tell already that this artist is not going to be appreciated in his time. |
1.2857 |
0.05250 |
91 |
67 |
22 |
2 |
2581 |
I say we kill him, eat him, sign our name to his work, and give future Creationists a really bad day. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2582 |
A bit too primitive if you ask me. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2583 |
Do you think that's Banksy? |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
2584 |
I don't think he's captured the human condition. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2585 |
Maybe we can beat him to the punchline.. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2586 |
And he calls himself a home decorator. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
2587 |
He seems to be a little behind the times. |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
2588 |
You won't be able to afford him once he's extinct. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
2589 |
It's his evolutionary thesis. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
2590 |
When he dies we'll make a fortune. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
2591 |
It's in the lease: No pets! |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2592 |
Once we've wiped them out, we can develop an anthropocentric paradigm. |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
2593 |
Nobody's collecting him now. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
2594 |
I can't stand these Neolithicists and their cavalier approaches no man-versus-nature themes. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
2595 |
His work is evolving. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2596 |
Sure we’ll sign it. He’ll be extinct anyway. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2597 |
Imagine what he could create with opposing thumbs! |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2598 |
I say let him finish the wall, then eat him. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2599 |
He calls it Art, but I know Grafitti when I see it. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2600 |
Huh, who knew? Banksy's a lizard. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2601 |
It all started with ancestry.com. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2602 |
It's OK, but Rembrandt he ain't. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2603 |
A million years from now they're gonna blame us for those doodles! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2604 |
Oh, he’s our new artist in residence |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
2605 |
He's a real Dinotello. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2606 |
She's on loan from the Creation Museum. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2607 |
You said the handwriting was on the wall! |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
2608 |
This ones okay, but the hunting theme is so yesterday. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
2609 |
Let's make him extinct before that graffiti drives property values down. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2610 |
I guess that's his interpretation of what happened |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2611 |
You wait! Someday I bet we’ll be blamed for that mess. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2612 |
Donald Trump is a jackass. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2613 |
Looks like the General is borrowing some well thought out strategy from World War III again. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2614 |
The art fellowship rules actively encourage non-Neanderthal participation. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
2615 |
He's printing up the menu for the week. |
1.2826 |
0.05426 |
92 |
69 |
20 |
3 |
2616 |
Don't disturb him. His opening is next week. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2617 |
Three months before the flood, all that was going on? I had no idea. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2618 |
Let's ask him to draw what comes after us. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
2619 |
I think his work's derivative. |
1.2824 |
0.06398 |
85 |
67 |
12 |
6 |
2620 |
It's really quite derivative of her earlier work |
1.2812 |
0.05868 |
96 |
75 |
15 |
6 |
2621 |
He calls them Emojis. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
2622 |
He does have the advantage of an outside perspective. |
1.2809 |
0.04791 |
89 |
64 |
25 |
0 |
2623 |
An artist, yes-- but one whose work is somewhat primitive. I say we bop him. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2624 |
Zero tolerance on graffiti, I say. We don't want future generations thinking we're uncouth. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2625 |
Let's scat before we end up on his trophy wall! |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2626 |
I don’t know about you ,but I think It looks like fake news . |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
2627 |
Lately we've been investing in art that's more representational. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2628 |
A starving young artist he’s not. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2629 |
I hope we're never given credit for this crap. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2630 |
His last painting brought a prehistoric record price for contemporary art |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2631 |
Well no wonder they are going extinct. All they do is stand around and draw pictures. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2632 |
I tell ya, they'll be worth more when he's dead! |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2633 |
He calls himself a Gnu Age artist. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2634 |
Anybody else getting tired of her Pre-Meteoric phase? |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2635 |
Sure he's weird, but think of the resale value. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2636 |
Nobody's going to remember these started out as a menu. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2637 |
I mean, the story doesn't seem to flow here. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2638 |
Great artists copy, good artists steal. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
2639 |
So now he wants to be called Picassosaurus--sheesh! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2640 |
It´s OK, but the Cro-Magnon guy over at Altamira has better technique. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2641 |
They call it "liz-art". |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2642 |
Somebody's gotta do something about this spread of fake news... |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2643 |
We have to put an end to this. We can't wait for something to fall out of the sky. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2644 |
Do we kill him or hire him? |
1.2809 |
0.04791 |
89 |
64 |
25 |
0 |
2645 |
He’s keeping a food diary. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2646 |
You just know we're going to get the blame. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2647 |
What a mess. I hope no one blames us. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2648 |
Artisauris, smartisauris. I call him lunch. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2649 |
No archeologist will ever believe us. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2650 |
Seems like a waste of time, no one is ever going to see it. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2651 |
Do you think we are in it. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2652 |
I hate when he paints his menu on our living room wall! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2653 |
Leave him alone. It's not like anyone will ever see these anyway. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2654 |
And you thought art was extinct! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2655 |
We may as well. No one would believe us anyway. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2656 |
It'll be worth more when he's dead. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2657 |
We’re gonna get blamed for this. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2658 |
His Shrink says that drawing will keep him from eating us. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2659 |
Everything is based on perspective |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2660 |
It’s Banksy! |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2661 |
We have have one shot to flip the script. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2662 |
He’s nearly finished. Time to invent white wine for the opening. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2663 |
He's gotta go. He's out-evolving us. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2664 |
"Leave him alone. This is museum quality". |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2665 |
I figure this artwork could be worth a fortune when he becomes extinct! |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2666 |
His first love was graffiti but he couldn't spell his own name. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2667 |
He used to just draw flies. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2668 |
You tell him he's just "copying." |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2669 |
There’s got to be a way to take credit for this. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2670 |
Please tell me you got him the washable cave ink. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2671 |
Looks like we have to call the exterminator again. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2672 |
Don't try to stop me. I'm calling the Vatican. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2673 |
I don't undestand Modern Art. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2674 |
That species will never be able to make a living. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2675 |
That asteroid better hurry up or we’re in real trouble |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2676 |
I told you not to leave the chalk out! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2677 |
Let him keep drawing. They’ll be worth more when he’s extinct. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2678 |
It’s a graffitisaurus! |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2679 |
I name Doodlesaurus. |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2680 |
He paints like a child. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2681 |
Its value will increase when he's extinct. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2682 |
So easy a dinosaur could do it. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2683 |
He's pretty good. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2684 |
It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2685 |
They say that in each picture he camouflages the word "dino". |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2686 |
Once he's extinct, we can take credit for the drawings. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2687 |
The faster we kill him the less time it’ll take to rewrite history... |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2688 |
Decoraptors may be on the brink of extinction, but this "wallpaper" concept's got real legs. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
2689 |
I'll bonk him good. You lay the groundwork for future anthropologists to attribute complex representational thought, manual dexterity, and aesthetic intention to anatomically-modern hominids. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2690 |
I've got a great idea: put up a sign that says "MOMA- Museum of Monster Art" and we'll charge people 25 bucks for admission. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2691 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2692 |
Leave him alone. In a few thousand years we'll get all the credit. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2693 |
You pretend to admire the art while I sneak up behind him. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2694 |
His realism is reminiscent of the Cro-Magnon period. Too bad the rest of his species is extinct. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2695 |
I hear he’s showing at the Museum of Pre-Modern Art next month. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2696 |
The paintings will become extremely valuable once the asteroid arrives. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2697 |
Did he cite your work? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2698 |
It's a Trumpasaurus. They prefer pictures. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
2699 |
He got Og and Gog. Now he's got their horses, too? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
2700 |
Can we auction this stuff once he’s extinct? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
2701 |
The original Paleo. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
2702 |
He’s so lucky we’re on the Paleo diet! |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2703 |
Last night he cut off an ear... |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2704 |
All she ever thinks about is food. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2705 |
Never trust an interior designer with short arms. |
1.2796 |
0.05795 |
93 |
72 |
16 |
5 |
2706 |
He better retouch my thighs. |
1.2796 |
0.05993 |
93 |
73 |
14 |
6 |
2707 |
I look good but you don't want to know how bad he drew you. |
1.2791 |
0.05139 |
86 |
63 |
22 |
1 |
2708 |
You let him out of your sight for five minutes... |
1.2791 |
0.05139 |
86 |
63 |
22 |
1 |
2709 |
Nice handwriting, but terrible spelling. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2710 |
They say cave painting is a dying art! |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2711 |
It proves my theory about a monkey and a typewriter. |
1.2778 |
0.04748 |
90 |
65 |
25 |
0 |
2712 |
Nobody likes a show-off. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2713 |
Perhaps it was premature to declare figurative art extinct? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2714 |
Sure he's your pet. But if we kill him, we get credit for inventing rock art. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2715 |
He likes to draw a picture of his food to share and compare with his friends. Those are pictures of Charlie and Bernice in the middle. You will notice he only has a picture of their backs since they were running away. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2716 |
These could be worth something some day. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2717 |
I thought Artasaurs only lived in lofts |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2718 |
He's too talented to eat. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2719 |
We've got nothing to worry about -- it's just an avocation for him. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2720 |
Does this drawing make me look fat? |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2721 |
We have some specials tonight. May I pull up a chair? |
1.2778 |
0.04748 |
90 |
65 |
25 |
0 |
2722 |
We need an audio guide. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2723 |
I don't think much of his color palate. |
1.2778 |
0.05004 |
90 |
66 |
23 |
1 |
2724 |
Pete, I'm gonna be honest. I'm confused. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2725 |
I didn't know they had opposable thumbs |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2726 |
It's from his Anachronistic Period. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2727 |
Gary Larson would have drawn the dinosaur better. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2728 |
Yeah, he can draw -- but he can't roar or maim worth a damn. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2729 |
Interesting, yes. But I prefer his earlier work. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2730 |
It’s the beginning of the dino-expressionism period. |
1.2778 |
0.04748 |
90 |
65 |
25 |
0 |
2731 |
Are we the hunters or the hunted? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2732 |
Yeah, he's good, but what will it look like in a hundred years? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2733 |
Another one of those artsy-fartsy types! |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2734 |
Told you those drawings were counterfeit. |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2735 |
It's ridiculous; every hunting season my wife gets the decorative wall painters in |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2736 |
You call THAT art? |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
2737 |
I told you it was a Crayolasaurus. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2738 |
I may be hairy, but I'm not THAT hairy. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2739 |
Wrong millenium. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2740 |
"It's something he call,s 'art nouveau'". |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2741 |
So you're saying that we HAVE to give credit to the original artist when we repost? |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2742 |
I would give it a good review. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2743 |
He's talented...I've seen his art in metropolitan caves. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
2744 |
Let's have him finish our office art. After we club him, we won't have to worry about paying him. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
2745 |
Some people call it graffiti, i like to think of it as art. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2746 |
That sets the creation of the earth at six thousand years. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
2747 |
I do not copy his work—it’s just one of myriad sources of inspiration. |
1.2766 |
0.05327 |
94 |
71 |
20 |
3 |
2748 |
Claim he died millions of years ago just so you can steal credit for his work? That's a new low, even for you. |
1.2766 |
0.05538 |
94 |
72 |
18 |
4 |
2749 |
I believe he was self-taught. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
2750 |
You hired a Graffiti Rex? |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
2751 |
Good for resale value |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
2752 |
That's what happens when we go away for 3 months and leave the cave door open. |
1.2759 |
0.04820 |
87 |
63 |
|