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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 He did my summer cave in Lascaux, too. 1.9662 0.01140 4909 1651 1773 1485
1 Well, he can kiss his security deposit goodbye. 1.9632 0.01158 4673 1553 1739 1381
2 Sure, drawing it is the easy part, it's the caption that's tough. 1.9435 0.01141 4884 1697 1766 1421
3 It will be worth even more when he's extinct. 1.9412 0.01298 3604 1206 1404 994
4 The way he tells it, we come out looking like a couple of Neanderthals. 1.9216 0.01098 5074 1766 1940 1368
5 We're totally taking credit for this later, right? 1.9119 0.01581 2396 832 943 621
6 No one will believe this, not in a million years. 1.9086 0.01071 5571 2058 1964 1549
7 YOU tell him not to write on the walls. 1.8991 0.01166 4527 1645 1694 1188
8 Will the day ever come when you can just have a meal without posting it? 1.8989 0.01186 4707 1819 1545 1343
9 Nobody would believe that in a million years. 1.8970 0.02096 1456 548 510 398
10 I get he's an artist. It's the 'in residence' part I'm not comfortable with. 1.8963 0.01055 5446 1963 2085 1398
11 You distract him with gentle criticism about his use of perspective and meager color palette while I club him from behind. 1.8828 0.01140 4947 1915 1697 1335
12 It's a New Yorker cartoon. Just laugh and act like you get it. 1.8616 0.01153 5203 2209 1505 1489
13 If that's a menu, we're in trouble. 1.8593 0.01577 2388 900 924 564
14 Face it. You are that hairy. 1.8401 0.01341 3290 1278 1260 752
15 They're not going to believe this in a million years! 1.8366 0.01220 4180 1698 1467 1015
16 For our sake, I hope he's not a starving artist. 1.8356 0.01176 4196 1618 1650 928
17 I don't know, it seems primitive to me. 1.8337 0.01618 2201 847 873 481
18 If it's a grocery list we're in trouble 1.8329 0.01131 4589 1794 1768 1027
19 Still want to brag about your handprint? 1.8177 0.01229 4104 1713 1426 965
20 They go extinct, we take the credit, no one's the wiser. 1.8162 0.01244 3956 1641 1401 914
21 Let's see--the specials today are bison, fish, and...uh-oh. 1.8140 0.01209 4146 1714 1489 943
22 You go first; I'm the gatherer. 1.8120 0.01198 4164 1709 1529 926
23 I prefer his Paleolithic period. 1.8111 0.01623 2160 857 854 449
24 As long as they don't find out he invented the wheel, we're fine. 1.8104 0.01428 2912 1193 1078 641
25 Why does he have to post everything he does to his wall? 1.8033 0.01226 4046 1707 1428 911
26 Sure he can draw, but can he do captions? 1.8002 0.01117 4749 1977 1744 1028
27 He calls it, 'The Last Supper.' 1.7816 0.01304 3672 1634 1206 832
28 If you ask me, his Jurassic period was better 1.7774 0.01285 3648 1594 1272 782
29 They'll never believe this in a million years! 1.7704 0.01219 4230 1925 1351 954
30 You were supposed to teach him 'fetch,' not 'sketch'. 1.7691 0.02167 1269 558 446 265
31 He changes the menu daily. It's all locally sourced. 1.7649 0.01419 2978 1325 1028 625
32 Liberal arts are a dead end. The future is hunting and gathering. 1.7624 0.01336 3379 1516 1150 713
33 They say his art will be worth a lot more after he's extinct. 1.7599 0.01475 2591 1116 981 494
34 The worst part is someday they'll say we did that. 1.7565 0.01788 1807 795 657 355
35 Paints like Picasso but tastes like chicken. 1.7499 0.01330 3455 1596 1127 732
36 They'll never believe this! Not in a million years! 1.7451 0.01302 3680 1736 1146 798
37 You know, once those pictures get posted they're there forever... 1.7396 0.01370 3203 1488 1061 654
38 He knows he's going to lose his security deposit, right? 1.7341 0.01504 2527 1147 905 475
39 His technique is really evolving. 1.7341 0.02294 1004 434 403 167
40 First he invents the wheel; now this. It's embarrassing. 1.7311 0.01274 3715 1754 1206 755
41 Let me guess, you didn't invent the wheel either. 1.7310 0.01362 3320 1589 1035 696
42 Yeah, but it makes the room look dated. 1.7161 0.01498 2578 1215 880 483
43 His work is still evolving... 1.7147 0.01453 2482 1105 980 397
44 Just remember, he doesn't do well with criticism. 1.7102 0.01534 2305 1056 861 388
45 Think how much they'll be worth when he's extinct. 1.7058 0.01389 2961 1409 1014 538
46 And this is the drawing room. 1.7019 0.01548 2368 1130 814 424
47 Critics are calling his work 'evolutionary.' 1.6987 0.01516 2436 1159 852 425
48 He's not extinct, but he is passé. 1.6975 0.01644 2056 976 726 354
49 OK, now you’ve seen the underground scene. Want to go clubbing? 1.6885 0.02010 1499 760 446 293
50 No, YOU tell him not to draw on the walls. 1.6862 0.01509 2600 1305 806 489
51 That's definitely Skrag on the bottom, so we can stop searching for him. 1.6838 0.01974 1521 767 468 286
52 We have to seriously step it up if we want to become the dominant species. 1.6831 0.01949 1461 710 504 247
53 The upside is after he's extinct they'll be priceless. 1.6825 0.01856 1537 728 569 240
54 I love his whimsical juxtaposition of Jurassic and Pleistocene species 1.6733 0.01564 2326 1166 754 406
55 They say talent like his only comes around every billion years or so. 1.6732 0.01702 1928 956 646 326
56 Somehow it's primitive yet derivative. 1.6720 0.01680 1921 939 673 309
57 I never knew they had such sensitive, intelligent souls. You want the white meat or the dark? 1.6697 0.01634 2189 1120 672 397
58 He's a great artist but he also ate my wife so...my opinion is mixed. 1.6617 0.02182 1206 619 376 211
59 I've never seen a crayonasaurus rex in action! 1.6587 0.01954 1512 782 464 266
60 Draws like Picasso, but tastes like chicken. 1.6573 0.01769 1818 935 571 312
61 They won't believe this in a million years. 1.6566 0.01621 2193 1137 672 384
62 The moment he goes extinct the value will triple 1.6512 0.01613 2179 1130 679 370
63 But is it art? 1.6460 0.01918 1534 800 477 257
64 Normally, I would just bludgeon and eat him but I'm dying to see how the story ends. 1.6443 0.01661 1965 1006 652 307
65 Of course he agreed to a 50% commission. He's got a brain the size of a walnut. 1.6437 0.01982 1420 739 448 233
66 Imagine what he could do if he had thumbs. 1.6357 0.01898 1466 751 498 217
67 We are SO not that hairy... but those long pointy stick things seem like a great idea 1.6346 0.01920 1464 760 479 225
68 Me, not so much, but he really nailed you. 1.6341 0.01694 1790 907 631 252
69 When he's extinct, they'll be worth a fortune. 1.6338 0.01938 1442 751 468 223
70 I'm worried it might be a menu. 1.6320 0.01842 1598 835 516 247
71 Uh oh, I think that's his grocery list. 1.6286 0.01726 1788 931 590 267
72 I'm more concerned about him standing on two feet. 1.6231 0.01840 1592 842 508 242
73 If the dinosaurs keep up this whole "art as a career" thing, they'll be wiped out in no time. 1.6227 0.02601 827 446 247 134
74 They'll never guess this in a million years. 1.6219 0.01871 1587 854 479 254
75 Oh no, you go first - I’m not the one who wrote his last show was “primitive deconstruction fit only for the reptilian brain.” 1.6217 0.02200 1142 613 348 181
76 Looks a little primitive if you ask me. 1.6216 0.01911 1435 750 478 207
77 I much prefer his Jurassic Period. 1.6215 0.01836 1588 839 511 238
78 Pre-modernism. 1.6182 0.01920 1430 754 468 208
79 No one's gonna believe us in a million years! 1.6171 0.01961 1473 807 423 243
80 I prefer his earlier work. 1.6170 0.02538 799 417 271 111
81 Look, if 'you could do that' you would have done it, okay? 1.6132 0.01973 1383 743 432 208
82 Not yet, I want to see how he ends it. 1.6129 0.01861 1400 715 512 173
83 When he's extinct we can take credit for this. 1.6108 0.02010 1349 732 410 207
84 Oh, great! This one keeps a food diary. 1.6092 0.02012 1310 703 416 191
85 He posts way too much on his wall. 1.6085 0.02151 1111 588 370 153
86 So _that's_ what those little arms are for. 1.6075 0.02161 1144 618 357 169
87 If he starts drawing two guys with clubs, run like hell. 1.6068 0.02548 829 450 255 124
88 I know it's the last one, but I'm pretty hungry. 1.6046 0.02670 746 404 233 109
89 If he invites you in to see his etchings, don't go. 1.6035 0.02087 1208 652 383 173
90 And all these years I thought it was you. 1.6005 0.02100 1159 620 382 157
91 You watch: He'll only get famous when he's extinct. 1.6000 0.02173 1150 634 342 174
92 After we eat him, I’m signing that. 1.5995 0.02144 1141 619 360 162
93 There goes our security deposit. 1.5975 0.02625 800 446 230 124
94 They're going to be even more valuable when he's extinct. 1.5975 0.02198 1108 609 336 163
95 It'll be worth more once he's extinct. 1.5969 0.02215 1109 615 326 168
96 My left brain says to kill and eat him, but my right brain says I should hire him to paint my den. 1.5960 0.02288 995 541 315 139
97 I told you to teach him to fetch, but, noooo, you said, let him express himself. 1.5960 0.02209 1094 602 332 160
98 He could have been a great hunter-gatherer, but you let him go to that damn liberal arts school 1.5925 0.02300 1016 564 302 150
99 We need to invent the door. 1.5914 0.02258 1028 565 318 145
100 His work hasn't fully evolved yet. 1.5900 0.02224 1005 540 337 128
101 I just don't get modern art. 1.5881 0.02859 636 350 198 88
102 Let's try another place. Something about the menu here makes me uncomfortable. 1.5880 0.02339 983 550 288 145
103 I know it's expensive. But these days you just can't sell a cave without home staging. 1.5880 0.02430 847 458 280 109
104 Am I really that fat? 1.5823 0.02348 917 503 294 120
105 He's in his Jurassic period. 1.5817 0.02430 894 501 266 127
106 You know they’re going to blame us for this, right? 1.5807 0.02423 880 489 271 120
107 It's your cave, YOU tell him his perspective is all wrong. 1.5805 0.02389 894 494 281 119
108 I called them prehistoric and I thought he was going to bite my head off. 1.5797 0.02412 878 486 275 117
109 Its another damn Interiordecorasauris. 1.5791 0.02446 872 488 263 121
110 Yet when I try to house break him, he acts like he can't understand a thing. 1.5789 0.02427 881 492 268 121
111 Why does he always make me look fat? 1.5788 0.02393 869 476 283 110
112 Damn... we're still on the menu. 1.5785 0.02399 866 475 281 110
113 It's a bit primitive, don't you think? 1.5779 0.02463 867 488 257 122
114 Impressive yes, but is it art? 1.5774 0.02464 859 482 258 119
115 My wife wanted to go with a floral motif, but I said “Not in my man cave.” 1.5765 0.02507 850 483 244 123
116 Careful. He's already eaten one art critic. 1.5762 0.02513 781 428 256 97
117 Big whoop. It's not like he invented the wheel. 1.5747 0.02491 830 465 253 112
118 After he's extinct, it could be worth a fortune. 1.5735 0.02570 809 462 230 117
119 We're lucky we found him. Craftsmen who can do this type of work are practically extinct. 1.5732 0.02566 806 459 232 115
120 See? They are taking all of our jobs. We need to make the Stone Age Great Again. 1.5732 0.02658 820 487 196 137
121 You told me you drew those. What else have you been lying about? 1.5723 0.02533 802 451 243 108
122 Hold up, I want to see how the story ends!! 1.5720 0.02450 806 441 269 96
123 I liked his Jurassic period better. 1.5720 0.02499 806 449 253 104
124 He's going to evolve into a thesaurus. 1.5690 0.02715 775 460 189 126
125 Yeah, but once that asteroid hits, we’ll get all the credit. 1.5681 0.02624 764 437 220 107
126 My instinct is to kill him and take all the credit. 1.5679 0.02734 766 456 185 125
127 You club him. We add a couple of hand prints. It'll be huge. 1.5675 0.02534 763 423 247 93
128 Most people train their pet to hunt, Brian 1.5671 0.02602 760 431 227 102
129 We didn’t really discover fire, either. 1.5669 0.02582 755 424 234 97
130 So annoying. He won't eat anything without posting a picture of it. 1.5667 0.02709 750 439 197 114
131 As usual, we're going to get blamed for this! 1.5665 0.02548 752 417 244 91
132 There he goes again—spreading fake news! 1.5663 0.02698 754 441 199 114
133 I admit, the work has a certain primitive appeal to it. 1.5663 0.02451 754 405 271 78
134 He's pretty good but he has no perspective. 1.5659 0.02526 744 408 251 85
135 He's been drawing me fatter since I made that extinction joke. 1.5657 0.02612 746 422 226 98
136 Sure he's a monster, but you have to separate the art from the artist. 1.5637 0.02654 683 378 225 80
137 He's good, but he'll never be discovered. 1.5634 0.02723 623 339 217 67
138 We're gonna take credit for this, right? 1.5633 0.02666 719 409 215 95
139 We decided to go Primitive with the front foyer, and then Contemporary for the den. 1.5615 0.02556 707 386 245 76
140 His work is really evolving. 1.5615 0.02708 707 406 205 96
141 It has the pretensions of the Cretaceous period, but we all know he's stuck in the Jurassic. 1.5611 0.02611 704 391 231 82
142 Great, now we'll never sell this place. 1.5611 0.02611 704 391 231 82
143 Dave, its like watching a Weinstein film. Can you really separate the art from the predator that made it? 1.5606 0.02778 701 411 187 103
144 Frankly, everything after his Triassic Period has been rather jejune. 1.5602 0.02765 698 407 191 100
145 Do you think he made me look fat? 1.5602 0.02659 698 393 219 86
146 These drawings would be worth a lot more if he were to "accidentally go extinct". 1.5599 0.02797 618 345 200 73
147 The critics are all saying that once they’re extinct, it will really be worth something. 1.5591 0.02657 685 383 221 81
148 Random selection my ass. 1.5591 0.02725 694 399 202 93
149 I was also impressed until I realized he’s menu planning. 1.5572 0.02584 673 366 239 68
150 You know who's gonna get blamed for this 1.5567 0.02669 670 374 219 77
151 Here's the plan: we discover fire, cook him medium rare, and take credit for the art. 1.5565 0.02819 681 402 179 100
152 He’s painting his “Last Supper”. 1.5551 0.02782 663 383 192 88
153 We're losing control of the narrative. 1.5525 0.02870 619 358 180 81
154 After he shows you how to start a fire, I say we club him and we take the credit for this too. 1.5517 0.02910 600 347 175 78
155 My kid's dinosaur could do that. 1.5487 0.02863 616 357 180 79
156 When a Cretaceous artist tries to go all Cenozoic, it never quite works. 1.5485 0.02782 618 350 197 71
157 Do I really look like that from behind? 1.5465 0.02827 602 343 189 70
158 No, YOU tell him it's too derivative! 1.5451 0.02911 587 340 174 73
159 I think it's way better than that novel the chimpanzee wrote. 1.5439 0.02966 570 332 166 72
160 Nice, but you know it's going to cost us an arm and a leg! 1.5426 0.02978 575 338 162 75
161 He's allowed up to 140 characters. This is going to take awhile... 1.5426 0.02978 575 338 162 75
162 Try explaining cultural appropriation to a dinosaur. 1.5425 0.02909 577 333 175 69
163 I hear he also does great work in bronze, whatever that is. 1.5419 0.03943 334 198 91 45
164 Just so you know, she's not known to respond very well to criticism. 1.5414 0.02968 567 331 165 71
165 He's in his Jurassic period. 1.5396 0.03119 556 337 138 81
166 Your critique is fair; I just don't think he's really looking for feedback right now. 1.5390 0.02829 564 317 190 57
167 I have a bad feeling that he's evolving faster than we are. 1.5389 0.03068 553 330 148 75
168 I like his early work better. 1.5376 0.02958 545 314 169 62
169 Yeah, she's good, but last year it was ballet lessons and before that, the violin. 1.5375 0.03040 547 323 154 70
170 Darwin is not going to like this. 1.5373 0.02998 549 321 161 67
171 Personally, I think it's kind of primitive. 1.5363 0.03037 537 315 156 66
172 Suddenly I feel less evolved. 1.5327 0.03016 520 301 161 58
173 I don't know much about art, but I know what I like to eat. 1.5320 0.03087 515 303 150 62
174 ..and who do you think they'll believe in 65 million years? 1.5319 0.03016 517 299 161 57
175 No, wait until he finishes. Then we take credit for it. 1.5307 0.03095 505 296 150 59
176 Remember: we did the paintings, and the dinosaurs died 65 million years ago. 1.5305 0.03102 509 300 148 61
177 That will never come off the wall, and I'm sure we'll get blamed for it. 1.5300 0.03017 517 300 160 57
178 Nobody will believe it in a million years. 1.5295 0.03181 508 306 135 67
179 It's a cold-blooded commentary on modern hunter-gatherer culture. 1.5289 0.03208 484 288 136 60
180 Don’t worry; the archeologists will say we did it! 1.5285 0.02988 509 292 165 52
181 You're the fat one. 1.5282 0.03264 496 303 124 69
182 Okay! You say art and I say vandalism. Can we both agree it's dinner? 1.5281 0.03217 498 301 131 66
183 You got the decorator in without consulting me? 1.5281 0.03279 498 306 121 71
184 I'm finding that real artistic talent is almost extinct. 1.5274 0.03125 493 290 146 57
185 His work is derivative, lacks perspective, and anti-paleontological, but it sells. 1.5261 0.03166 498 298 138 62
186 Is my back really that hairy? 1.5260 0.03100 481 279 151 51
187 This is going to play hell with evolution theory. 1.5214 0.03120 468 272 148 48
188 I say we kill him, eat him, and take credit for the art work. 1.5214 0.03278 468 283 126 59
189 Picassosaurus. 1.5212 0.03365 472 293 112 67
190 Don't worry. We'll get credit for it. 1.5197 0.03230 458 272 134 52
191 He's prolific. He works like he's going extinct tomorrow or something. 1.5187 0.03200 455 268 138 49
192 If we kill him now they'll just call us art critics. 1.5177 0.03321 452 274 122 56
193 I saw his work at an exhibit of post-extinctionism at the Lascaux last year. 1.5177 0.03365 452 277 116 59
194 Sure, he can paint. But can he stand criticism? 1.5169 0.03253 445 264 132 49
195 When it's all said and done, I bet we get the blame for this . 1.5158 0.03259 444 264 131 49
196 Inside it's art, outside it's graffiti. Go figure. 1.5158 0.03366 444 271 117 56
197 Art therapy helps him face extinction. 1.5156 0.03047 448 254 157 37
198 ANOTHER Graffitisaurus !! 1.5148 0.03411 439 270 112 57
199 He's ahead of what time? 1.5138 0.03366 436 265 118 53
200 Your the one who wanted to domesticate it. I said we should have just eaten it. 1.5128 0.03282 431 256 129 46
201 So we're agreed, no more LSD at Burning Man. 1.5119 0.03495 420 260 105 55
202 opposable thumbs, my ass 1.5117 0.03474 426 264 106 56
203 Meh. He stopped evolving as an artist years ago. 1.5117 0.03198 428 249 139 40
204 And this will be the baby's room! 1.5117 0.03299 428 255 127 46
205 There goes our deposit. 1.5106 0.03460 423 261 108 54
206 A million years from now, we're going to get blamed for this. 1.5106 0.03345 423 254 122 47
207 His first love was the piano, but his hands were too small to reach all the keys. 1.5106 0.03345 423 254 122 47
208 My kid could do that. 1.5096 0.03408 418 254 115 49
209 I thought you said these were YOUR paintings... 1.5095 0.03396 420 255 116 49
210 Sure they're talented, but guess who gets the credit when they become extinct? 1.5095 0.03379 420 254 118 48
211 It’ll be worth more after he’s extinct. 1.5085 0.03434 411 250 113 48
212 It’s a Picassosaurus. 1.5085 0.03404 413 250 116 47
213 YOU tell him it doesn’t go with the sofa. 1.5062 0.03395 403 242 118 43
214 In his stories the animals always win. 1.5062 0.03284 403 236 130 37
215 All this self-absorbed social media stuff will be the end of the dinosaurs. 1.5062 0.03490 405 249 107 49
216 The wife insisted we get an interior designer. 1.5061 0.03477 407 250 108 49
217 Now don't forget what happened to his last critic. 1.5050 0.03426 398 240 115 43
218 Let's wait. I want to see how the story ends. 1.5050 0.03389 398 238 119 41
219 And you didn't invent the wheel either, did you? 1.5050 0.03593 400 251 96 53
220 You tell him he's extinct. 1.5050 0.03548 404 252 100 52
221 Four years of art school for what? 1.5039 0.03393 385 228 120 37
222 I guess we owe the kids an apology. 1.5038 0.03537 395 244 103 48
223 It's just so terribly derivative of that stuff in France. 1.5038 0.03524 397 245 104 48
224 They’re evolving faster than we thought. That’s burnt charcoal. 1.5026 0.03407 386 230 118 38
225 What kind of Neanderthal uses oil instead of acrylic? 1.5026 0.03539 392 242 103 47
226 Odd for a thesaurus not to put a caption. 1.5025 0.03722 394 254 82 58
227 Just our luck, a Graffitisaurus. 1.5025 0.03489 394 241 108 45
228 Once he’s ‘extinct’ the value will soar. 1.5025 0.03687 394 252 86 56
229 The reviews say he's way ahead of his time. 1.5025 0.03408 398 240 116 42
230 It's a bit wordy, but the story is quite compelling 1.5013 0.03530 385 236 105 44
231 I said fetch, not sketch 1.5013 0.03472 385 233 111 41
232 OMG it's a menu! 1.5000 0.03420 384 230 116 38
233 I don't think anyone will be interested in this kind of art 100 years from now. 1.5000 0.03290 382 222 129 31
234 He reinterprets events from the perspective of the prey. It’s all very modern. 1.4987 0.03466 383 232 111 40
235 I see Rex is finally using his tiny hands for something good. 1.4987 0.03538 381 234 104 43
236 I could do that 1.4987 0.03554 373 228 104 41
237 It's a pictosaurus 1.4974 0.03519 378 231 106 41
238 You couldn't just teach him how to fetch? 1.4973 0.03759 372 238 83 51
239 Confirmed - He ate your two brothers. 1.4960 0.03629 371 231 96 44
240 JUST GREAT !! Now I have to repaint the living room, again ! 1.4959 0.03683 369 232 91 46
241 I liked his Jurassic period better. 1.4959 0.03678 367 230 92 45
242 I always love hunting new talent. 1.4959 0.03470 367 220 112 35
243 I really should start keeping a food diary, too. 1.4959 0.03714 365 230 89 46
244 The rumors were right. We are on the menu. 1.4959 0.03562 363 221 104 38
245 Is that really what I look like? 1.4946 0.03442 368 220 114 34
246 No opposable thumbs and he still wins "Best in Show" every year. 1.4946 0.03610 368 228 98 42
247 I say we let him finish. 1.4945 0.03425 364 216 116 32
248 Big deal--he still poops on the lawn, doesn't he? 1.4945 0.03660 364 227 94 43
249 YOU tell him not to write on the walls. 1.4945 0.03660 364 227 94 43
250 I don't care what he does as long as he pays the rent. 1.4931 0.03647 363 226 95 42
251 I think those are tonight's dinner specials. 1.4931 0.03626 363 225 97 41
252 Yeah, right. Like he ever caught a pterodactyl! 1.4931 0.03583 363 223 101 39
253 Wife’s idea. I just wanted nice blue walls. 1.4930 0.03413 359 212 117 30
254 Was it your idea to have an artist in residence? 1.4930 0.03547 359 218 105 36
255 Yeah, but can he make fire? 1.4916 0.03684 358 224 92 42
256 Oh sure, the art's great, but try getting him to use the litter box. 1.4916 0.03576 358 219 102 37
257 It would be a real shame to silence such talent, but I'm really hungry. 1.4916 0.03456 356 212 113 31
258 We'll probably get blamed for this. 1.4915 0.03539 354 214 106 34
259 After we eat him we can take credit for them. 1.4915 0.03447 354 210 114 30
260 He's just my touch up guy. Creative control is still totally mine. 1.4915 0.03650 354 219 96 39
261 I say we wait until he's finished. He's the last of his kind, after all. 1.4901 0.03635 353 218 97 38
262 Let's move on. It might be his grocery list. 1.4901 0.03613 353 217 99 37
263 He just doodles on a wall, then he expects US to come up with a brilliant caption. 1.4900 0.03760 351 222 86 43
264 You wanted to domesticate it, now it thinks it owns the place. 1.4899 0.03613 347 212 100 35
265 I hope the historians won't think that we painted that junk. 1.4885 0.03392 348 204 118 26
266 No, YOU tell him his figures are merely two-dimensional. 1.4884 0.03574 346 210 103 33
267 It will be very valuable once he is extinct 1.4884 0.03845 346 222 79 45
268 It's that dang graffitauras again! 1.4884 0.03597 346 211 101 34
269 I prefer his Pleistocene Period. 1.4884 0.03728 344 215 90 39
270 I used to like it here, but they keep changing the menu. 1.4884 0.03659 344 212 96 36
271 I'll bet, thousands of years from now they'll think we did this. 1.4884 0.03612 344 210 100 34
272 They like to mark their territory. 1.4869 0.03548 343 207 105 31
273 I thought you said the painter would be done by the time we got home from vacation 1.4852 0.03706 338 210 92 36
274 I hope that is not a menu. 1.4851 0.03576 336 203 103 30
275 Sure, his technique is good, but his style is derivative. 1.4851 0.03551 336 202 105 29
276 Just sign your name...in a million years no one will know the difference! 1.4850 0.03762 334 209 88 37
277 I'm thinking of switching from hunting-and-gathering and moving into collecting. 1.4835 0.03770 333 209 87 37
278 First fire...now this? 1.4835 0.03794 333 210 85 38
279 It’s not art, these are his dinner choices... 1.4834 0.03714 331 205 92 34
280 I thought we agreed on wall paper. 1.4834 0.03763 331 207 88 36
281 Yuk. People are gonna believe WE drew them !! 1.4834 0.03811 331 209 84 38
282 We can take the credit when they become extinct 1.4834 0.03588 331 200 102 29
283 Interesting idea. Pictures last longer if you don't draw them in the dirt. 1.4818 0.03697 330 204 93 33
284 I say we eat him first, then take credit for his work. 1.4817 0.03713 328 203 92 33
285 Makes me feel even more like a Neanderthal. 1.4816 0.03575 326 196 103 27
286 Last week it was pottery. I mean, pick a major already. 1.4815 0.03772 324 202 88 34
287 I’m not THAT hairy. 1.4812 0.03832 320 201 84 35
288 His work won't stand the test of time. 1.4799 0.03755 323 201 89 33
289 Good forgers like him are nearly extinct. 1.4796 0.03736 319 197 91 31
290 I told you short-term renters would ruin the place. 1.4796 0.03789 319 199 87 33
291 Way too representational for my taste. 1.4794 0.03716 315 193 93 29
292 You tell him it's not what you had in mind. 1.4780 0.03637 318 193 98 27
293 Am I that fat? 1.4780 0.03849 318 201 82 35
294 He said he works for the New Yorker and wants us to submit the captions. 1.4780 0.03951 318 205 74 39
295 The writing is on the wall, it is either him or us. 1.4780 0.03771 318 198 88 32
296 Don't wimp out on me now, Grog, it's a double win. We become the dominant species and get credit for the art. 1.4778 0.03893 316 201 79 36
297 Brock posed for him earlier, but now we can’t find him. 1.4777 0.03963 314 202 74 38
298 The Paleo Diet Cookbook, 1st Edition. 1.4774 0.03787 310 192 88 30
299 Like anyone is ever going to see his work. 1.4763 0.03672 317 194 95 28
300 He calls it his "Paleo Diet." 1.4763 0.03590 317 191 101 25
301 We can take credit after he's extinct. 1.4762 0.03876 315 200 80 35
302 You know we're going to get blamed for this... 1.4760 0.03868 313 198 81 34
303 Of course you could have done that but you didn’t did you? 1.4760 0.03894 313 199 79 35
304 If this is a shopping list, we're in big trouble 1.4760 0.03733 313 193 91 29
305 Of course, we'll repaint after moving in. 1.4760 0.03733 313 193 91 29
306 Sure, he has evolved as an artist, but as a species? 1.4759 0.03832 311 195 84 32
307 If we club him now, we can pass it off as our own. 1.4757 0.03596 309 185 101 23
308 His use of charcoal imparts a contemporary yet somehow timeless quality 1.4756 0.03868 307 193 82 32
309 Who knows what it means, but it keeps him busy. 1.4740 0.03776 308 191 88 29
310 More fake news. 1.4740 0.03993 308 199 72 37
311 Trust me, the wall adds 10 pounds. You look fine, Steve. 1.4740 0.03662 308 187 96 25
312 The dude may have talent but he has no future. 1.4740 0.03804 308 192 86 30
313 I thought you said they were done by aliens. 1.4739 0.03793 306 190 87 29
314 He's doing my cave after he's finished with Barry's. 1.4739 0.03959 306 196 75 35
315 That's an interesting perspective the way he's drawn us upright. 1.4739 0.03905 306 194 79 33
316 It keeps him from chewing on the furniture. 1.4737 0.03811 304 189 86 29
317 Utter genius! These guys are going to rule the earth forever. 1.4737 0.03951 304 194 76 34
318 So he’s the one spreading rumors about us! 1.4737 0.03840 304 190 84 30
319 You want to be the one to tell him his work lacks imagination? 1.4733 0.03483 300 175 108 17
320 You try to keep a nice cave and before you know it there's graffiti all over the walls. 1.4719 0.03762 303 187 89 27
321 The best talent of a generation. Almost a shame to eat him. 1.4718 0.03661 301 182 96 23
322 But is it art? 1.4718 0.03895 301 190 80 31
323 The value of his cave paintings will skyrocket once he's extinct. 1.4716 0.03798 299 185 87 27
324 Don't call her a "dinosaur artist" -- she prefers just "artist." 1.4716 0.03856 299 187 83 29
325 He can draw, but can he make fire? 1.4714 0.03875 297 186 82 29
326 I was hoping for something a bit more post-mesozoic 1.4698 0.03952 298 190 76 32
327 Don't worry, we're white men. We'll end up getting the credit. 1.4696 0.03971 296 189 75 32
328 The menu here is locally sourced. 1.4696 0.03884 296 186 81 29
329 Considering the lack of opposable thumbs, it ain’t bad. 1.4696 0.03703 296 180 93 23
330 I've told him a million times—you're as good as dead with an art degree in this job market. 1.4696 0.04029 296 191 71 34
331 I don't get modern art. 1.4696 0.03884 296 186 81 29
332 Should we tell him that's not a survival skill, or let history run it's course? 1.4696 0.03913 296 187 79 30
333 I thought representational art was extinct. 1.4696 0.03943 296 188 77 31
334 After the extinction, it'll be priceless. 1.4696 0.04057 296 192 69 35
335 He calls them Emojis. 1.4696 0.04029 296 191 71 34
336 I find his style really primitive. 1.4696 0.04085 296 193 67 36
337 The prospect of mass extinction really brings out his creative side. 1.4690 0.03881 290 181 82 27
338 Keeping track of what he eats helps him stay on his diet 1.4690 0.03850 290 180 84 26
339 Let's go with wallpaper. 1.4676 0.03912 293 185 79 29
340 Just a bit too primitive for my taste 1.4676 0.04001 293 188 73 32
341 After he's done, we'll sneak in and trace our handprints all over it. A million years from now, guess who'll get the credit. 1.4674 0.03683 291 176 94 21
342 Let him discover how to make fire. Then I'll be impressed. 1.4671 0.03796 289 178 87 24
343 Let's call it "Art Gecko." 1.4671 0.04071 289 187 69 33
344 I also own some works from his Paleolithic period. 1.4671 0.03981 289 184 75 30
345 Well, now we know where Zog and Zum went. 1.4653 0.03961 288 183 76 29
346 You let that egg hatch, didn't you? 1.4653 0.03961 288 183 76 29
347 They’ll be worth a lot more after he’s extinct. 1.4653 0.03868 288 180 82 26
348 It'll be worth more after his extinction. 1.4650 0.03918 286 180 79 27
349 Reservations or not, if that's the menu I am leaving. 1.4650 0.03950 286 181 77 28
350 I don't want to be around when his mother comes home. 1.4650 0.03918 286 180 79 27
351 I guess we know what happened to Frank... 1.4650 0.04011 286 183 73 30
352 I thought they were extinct, but apparently they've just been focusing on their art. 1.4648 0.03842 284 176 84 24
353 He paints what he eats. 1.4645 0.03728 282 171 91 20
354 I've hired him to do my place in France. 1.4632 0.04052 285 184 70 31
355 They'll be trying to figure this out for years. 1.4632 0.03701 285 173 92 20
356 I hate to tell him he's got no future. 1.4629 0.04010 283 181 73 29
357 the best part is that 20,000 years from now critics will think you and I were the geniuses that painted this 1.4629 0.04010 283 181 73 29
358 Let him live. Years from now they will think we did it. 1.4629 0.04010 283 181 73 29
359 My kid could do that. 1.4626 0.03903 281 176 80 25
360 Too primitive for my taste. 1.4626 0.03870 281 175 82 24
361 I thought figurative painters were all pretty much extinct! 1.4621 0.04105 277 179 68 30
362 Don't worry, I'll see to it that we get the credit. 1.4621 0.04041 277 177 72 28
363 I was hoping for some nudes. 1.4621 0.04073 277 178 70 29
364 That's so sixty-five-million-years-ago. 1.4615 0.03916 273 170 80 23
365 It is a chart of all its major food groups 1.4615 0.03984 273 172 76 25
366 His background is paleolithic, but you get the feeling that the neolithic age is trying to break through. 1.4615 0.03950 273 171 78 24
367 You know theyre going to pin this on us. 1.4609 0.04280 256 166 62 28
368 Not bad, though I'm no fan of modern art. 1.4601 0.03851 276 171 83 22
369 We're keeping his security deposit. 1.4601 0.04116 276 179 67 30
370 You told me those were your drawings. 1.4601 0.03919 276 173 79 24
371 Like his art will ever be noticed a million years from now 1.4599 0.04265 274 182 58 34
372 Don't confuse the quality of the art with your feelings about the artist. 1.4599 0.04039 274 175 72 27
373 That's the easy part. Now we have to come up with a witty caption. 1.4599 0.04265 274 182 58 34
374 Actually, it's his menu. 1.4596 0.04027 272 173 73 26
375 It's a little primitive, but you know, I like it. 1.4596 0.03820 272 167 85 20
376 No-o-o, YOU tell him his work is derivative. 1.4596 0.03855 272 168 83 21
377 He's in his post-extinction phase. 1.4594 0.03817 283 176 84 23
378 They'll be worth more when he's dead. 1.4576 0.04071 271 174 70 27
379 It's a shame he won't be appreciated until after he's extinct. 1.4576 0.03969 271 171 76 24
380 He's almost too talented to eat. 1.4576 0.04203 271 178 62 31
381 He loves making the weekly grocery list. 1.4576 0.03864 271 168 82 21
382 Is this fine for you or shall we look at the menu next door? 1.4576 0.03829 271 167 84 20
383 I know.... but when he dies they'll be worth millions. 1.4572 0.04093 269 173 69 27
384 You know who's gonna get blamed for this 1.4572 0.04387 269 182 51 36
385 We will never get our deposit back, now! 1.4572 0.03955 269 169 77 23
386 We can't let them control the narrative. 1.4569 0.03976 267 168 76 23
387 I always wondered what those short little arms are for. 1.4569 0.03904 267 166 80 21
388 Studio assistant. The ideas are mine. 1.4559 0.04112 261 167 69 25
389 No, you tell him there should only be one moon. 1.4559 0.04218 261 170 63 28
390 You wanted a pet - you clean up after it. 1.4559 0.04287 261 172 59 30
391 I don’t know how they think they’re going to survive as artists. 1.4549 0.04021 266 169 73 24
392 Oh, come on. I bet he hasn't eaten half those guys. 1.4545 0.04007 264 167 74 23
393 Plagiasaurus! 1.4545 0.04182 264 172 64 28
394 Dinosaurs are so primitive - That doesn't even look like us. 1.4545 0.04007 264 167 74 23
395 We may not be the most intelligent but we got clubs. 1.4545 0.04182 264 172 64 28
396 I told you not to leave him alone. That will never come off. 1.4545 0.04042 264 168 72 24
397 I told you not to enroll him in Head Start. 1.4542 0.04240 262 172 61 29
398 They come here, they take our jobs... 1.4542 0.04171 262 170 65 27
399 Just think about how much those are going to be worth once he's extinct. 1.4538 0.04401 260 175 52 33
400 Oh, Great! Now my wife’s gonna want to hire a decorator, too! 1.4538 0.03976 260 163 76 21
401 He says it's called "Premodern". 1.4538 0.04123 260 167 68 25
402 I know you love it, but I live here too. 1.4528 0.03812 265 163 84 18
403 Last week it was this Italian woman, enigmatic smile. 1.4521 0.04286 261 173 58 30
404 He was a cartoonist for the New Yorker back when its cartoons were funny. 1.4521 0.04454 261 178 48 35
405 If anyone finds this it's going to make us look like a bunch of "Neanderthals"! 1.4519 0.04080 270 175 68 27
406 When he becomes extinct, this stuff will be worth a fortune. 1.4517 0.04133 259 167 67 25
407 Just think how much his stuff will be worth after he's extinct! 1.4517 0.04060 259 165 71 23
408 His paintings won't sell for a million years. 1.4517 0.03948 259 162 77 20
409 If you're asking me, it's a dying art form. 1.4514 0.04082 257 164 70 23
410 I'm hungry, too, but the art man, the art! 1.4514 0.04045 257 163 72 22
411 We're totally taking credit for this. 1.4514 0.03969 257 161 76 20
412 I don't eat at restaurants where I'm on the menu. 1.4514 0.04119 257 165 68 24
413 I'd be more impressed if he knew we only had one moon. 1.4510 0.04142 255 164 67 24
414 This would be easier for me if the art was no good. 1.4510 0.03990 255 160 75 20
415 If you ask me, his Jurassic period work was better 1.4498 0.04096 249 158 70 21
416 Season 1 was better. 1.4488 0.04227 254 166 62 26
417 He's evolving as an artist, but I don't think he has a future. 1.4488 0.04264 254 167 60 27
418 I can't stand modern art. 1.4488 0.04264 254 167 60 27
419 So? They still taste like chicken. 1.4488 0.04300 254 168 58 28
420 They're illustrations for a book he's writing called Genesis. 1.4488 0.04300 254 168 58 28
421 It's fake news. 1.4488 0.04336 254 169 56 29
422 I prefer his Jurassic period. 1.4488 0.04227 254 166 62 26
423 Let's see what's on today's menu. 1.4488 0.04264 254 167 60 27
424 I hate modern art. 1.4488 0.04115 254 163 68 23
425 YOU do something. YOU'RE the one who said they were extinct. 1.4488 0.04153 254 164 66 24
426 Oh really, Mr. Art Critic? You think it's 'primitive'? 1.4488 0.03882 254 157 80 17
427 He can be temperamental. Last week, he ate Grunella after she criticized his use of negative space. 1.4484 0.04251 252 165 61 26
428 I'm not that hairy, am I? 1.4484 0.04176 252 163 65 24
429 They say the value goes up after the artist's extinction. 1.4484 0.04138 252 162 67 23
430 He draws what he ate. Now we know what happened to Thurg and Glook. 1.4484 0.04214 252 164 63 25
431 Sure, the style is Jurassic. But drawing with charcoal? This guy is way ahead of his time. 1.4480 0.04123 250 160 68 22
432 It looks like his Jurassic Period. 1.4480 0.04084 250 159 70 21
433 Refreshingly primitive, like he has direct access to his reptile brain. 1.4476 0.04339 248 164 57 27
434 He'll never get his deposit back. 1.4476 0.04224 248 161 63 24
435 The vet said it was good therapy. 1.4476 0.03986 248 155 75 18
436 It won’t be worth anything until after he’s extinct. 1.4476 0.04067 248 157 71 20
437 You'd be wise to keep your "a little too primitive" to yourself. 1.4463 0.04299 242 158 60 24
438 So what? My five year old could do that. 1.4463 0.04137 242 154 68 20
439 Who knew that the inventor of "fake news" was a creepy guy with small hands, scales and a tail? 1.4462 0.04373 251 168 54 29
440 See what you can accomplish when you stand on your own two feet. 1.4458 0.04288 249 164 59 26
441 He's made a living plagiarizing our work. 1.4458 0.03807 249 152 83 14
442 It really does spruce up the place, but he charges an arm and a leg. 1.4458 0.04134 249 160 67 22
443 We’re gonna get blamed for this. 1.4453 0.04117 247 158 68 21
444 YOU tell him it's primitive. 1.4453 0.04274 247 162 60 25
445 Sure it's primitive but it'll be worth a fortune in ten or twenty thousand years. 1.4453 0.03606 247 146 92 9
446 Boy, I hope no one ever thinks we did that! 1.4453 0.04351 247 164 56 27
447 Well, that pretty much destroys your 'opposable thumb' theory.. 1.4449 0.04260 245 160 61 24
448 Am I really that hairy? 1.4449 0.04260 245 160 61 24
449 Let's see how this evolves. 1.4449 0.04181 245 158 65 22
450 Genius or not, I'm still hungry. 1.4449 0.04059 245 155 71 19
451 He updates the menu daily 1.4440 0.04271 241 157 61 23
452 I hate modern art. 1.4440 0.04351 241 159 57 25
453 First he prices us out of our cave, now he appropriates our culture? 1.4440 0.04351 241 159 57 25
454 It's not his evolution as an artist that I'm concerned about. 1.4440 0.04106 241 153 69 19
455 You know we'll get blamed for it eventually. 1.4440 0.04063 241 152 71 18
456 We can always paint over it if you don't like it. 1.4435 0.03865 239 146 80 13
457 Relax. It's not like in a million years anyone will care who drew them. 1.4430 0.04363 237 156 57 24
458 A Plagerasauras if I ever saw one. 1.4417 0.04363 240 159 56 25
459 You know we’re going to get the blame for this don’t you? 1.4417 0.04323 240 158 58 24
460 Yes, the style is exuberantly primitive to be sure , but it still smacks of a certain subtextual pretentiousness... 1.4417 0.04363 240 159 56 25
461 I know, but he's very good with the children. 1.4417 0.04074 240 152 70 18
462 Do you think that's what we really look like? 1.4417 0.04442 240 161 52 27
463 So he's artistic. That doesn't mean he's gay. 1.4417 0.04403 240 160 54 26
464 Until he adds captions, I'm not worried. 1.4417 0.04442 240 161 52 27
465 If it's so easy, you go and tell him he's got no sense of perspective. 1.4417 0.04031 240 151 72 17
466 Who let the Picassosarus loose? 1.4410 0.04298 229 148 61 20
467 Let's kill him and take all the credit. 1.4407 0.04655 236 163 42 31
468 "Oh, oh! Our food sources are evolving faster than we are! 1.4407 0.04121 236 150 68 18
469 He just posted and already has more likes than me. 1.4407 0.04207 236 152 64 20
470 Do you think we'll ever be able to stand on just our back legs? 1.4407 0.04077 236 149 70 17
471 He's ahead of his time. 1.4402 0.04318 234 153 59 22
472 No Neanderthal, it primitive art. 1.4388 0.04278 237 155 60 22
473 They'll think WE drew this crap, you know. We'll be a laughingstock for eons. 1.4388 0.04361 237 157 56 24
474 He calls it a 'Tasting Menu'. 1.4383 0.04131 235 150 67 18
475 And you said nothing would ever come of his fine arts degree. 1.4383 0.04131 235 150 67 18
476 Good... but not great. Want to hit another cave, or should we get brunch? 1.4383 0.04387 235 156 55 24
477 He'll need us to come up with the captions. 1.4383 0.04429 235 157 53 25
478 Let him draw. They'll still think we did it. 1.4383 0.04346 235 155 57 23
479 It's bad enough that they eat our kids, but do they have to vandalize our homes as well? 1.4383 0.04346 235 155 57 23
480 Good? I'll say. He's actually left handed. 1.4378 0.04156 233 149 66 18
481 These graffiti hooligans are so cold-blooded. 1.4378 0.04287 233 152 60 21
482 Totally fake news...pterodactyls are extinct. 1.4378 0.04156 233 149 66 18
483 I'm conflicted...my wife wants it out of the house, but the artwork is exquisite. 1.4372 0.04442 231 154 53 24
484 Am I that fat? 1.4372 0.04442 231 154 53 24
485 Me waiting until he all done. Then me binge watch entire wall. 1.4372 0.04400 231 153 55 23
486 I told you Cave-bnb was a bad idea. 1.4372 0.04400 231 153 55 23
487 We better get out of here - he's creating a menu. 1.4367 0.04251 229 148 62 19
488 So primitive. 1.4367 0.04295 229 149 60 20
489 He said something about 'primitivism.' I never understand him. 1.4367 0.04205 229 147 64 18
490 You know we're going to get blamed for this, right? 1.4367 0.04340 229 150 58 21
491 I guess we could hire a lawyer and sue him for encroaching upon our intellectual property. Or we could just eat him. 1.4367 0.04295 229 149 60 20
492 In 10,000 years we'll get the credit. 1.4361 0.04090 227 143 69 15
493 Next comes the espresso bars, and then before you know it we’re paying double our rent for the same old cave. 1.4350 0.04283 223 144 61 18
494 I prefer the Pre-Reptilites. 1.4348 0.04784 230 162 36 32
495 Maybe a little too primitive? 1.4348 0.04281 230 150 60 20
496 Looks like that the asteroid missed one of them. 1.4348 0.04412 230 153 54 23
497 He’s the greatest painter, ever. Of course, we’re still in the Stone Age. 1.4342 0.04307 228 149 59 20
498 You just had to teach him how to stand on his hind legs, didn't you! 1.4342 0.04483 228 153 51 24
499 Soon as he leaves, let's sign it 1.4342 0.04216 228 147 63 18
500 Yeah, but in 12,000 years who’s going to remember him? 1.4342 0.04352 228 150 57 21
501 He won't really be appreciated until after he's extinct. 1.4342 0.04396 228 151 55 22
502 It's his early charcoals that I find wildly primitive and engaging... 1.4342 0.04307 228 149 59 20
503 I really don't like where this story is going 1.4342 0.04307 228 149 59 20
504 It's good, but a bit derivative. 1.4336 0.04424 226 150 54 22
505 After extinction, we'll take the credit. 1.4336 0.04598 226 154 46 26
506 The landlord will blame this on us. 1.4324 0.04342 222 145 58 19
507 Those are today's specials. 1.4324 0.04615 222 151 46 25
508 This is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.4324 0.04615 222 151 46 25
509 You distract him with a critique of Post-Neolithic realism; I'll hit him on the head. 1.4324 0.04526 222 149 50 23
510 I'd ask him to leave but he's a really great decorator. 1.4324 0.04199 222 142 64 16
511 Well there goes our security deposit on this place 1.4324 0.04295 222 144 60 18
512 I say it's gentrification and I say we kill him. 1.4324 0.05125 185 127 36 22
513 See what happens when they start walking upright.... 1.4324 0.04435 222 147 54 21
514 He's just adding details. Says our work is too primitive. 1.4306 0.04327 216 140 59 17
515 Wow, so THAT's what Banksy looks like! 1.4306 0.04569 216 145 49 22
516 There goes another theory. 1.4306 0.04277 216 139 61 16
517 Or do you prefer wallpaper? 1.4305 0.04087 223 141 68 14
518 Don't worry, the wall adds 10 pounds. 1.4305 0.03986 223 139 72 12
519 I prefer his earlier work. 1.4300 0.04510 207 136 53 18
520 I can't believe she left you for an artist. 1.4299 0.04210 221 142 63 16
521 First he wants credit for fire, and now this. 1.4299 0.04539 221 149 49 23
522 It’s a primitive form of communication called “emojis.” 1.4298 0.04298 235 156 57 22
523 Dino is good artist--I say club him and take credit. 1.4292 0.04136 219 139 66 14
524 I think it's art; you think it's a recipe. 1.4292 0.04523 219 147 50 22
525 Oh no, a Doodlesaurus. 1.4292 0.04476 219 146 52 21
526 He said he would put us above the theropods. 1.4292 0.04136 219 139 66 14
527 That’s going to be worth a fortune once he’s extinct. 1.4292 0.04569 219 148 48 23
528 His choice of medium may be inspired but his subjects are rather primitive. 1.4286 0.04458 217 144 53 20
529 Yes he's very talented, but if he starts singing 'I love you, you love me,' club him. 1.4279 0.04630 215 146 46 23
530 I knew it ! He's using CaveBook to influence the election. 1.4279 0.04238 215 138 62 15
531 I tried it, but my thumbs kept getting in the way. 1.4279 0.04389 215 141 56 18
532 If we eat him now, think of how much we can get for his last cave paintings. 1.4279 0.04238 215 138 62 15
533 The only thing that could possibly stop these graffiti artists is a giant asteroid. 1.4279 0.04535 215 144 50 21
534 Interest in cave art is at prehistoric levels. 1.4279 0.04487 215 143 52 20
535 Well now, he's just rewriting history. 1.4279 0.04487 215 143 52 20
536 Be careful, he's a starving artist. 1.4279 0.04677 215 147 44 24
537 That's Leezarde, my intern...she does all my drawings while I go out clubbing. 1.4279 0.04487 215 143 52 20
538 First fire, then the wheel. Now this? It's time to change the narrative. 1.4272 0.03709 213 127 81 5
539 He's way ahead of his time. 1.4266 0.04394 218 144 55 19
540 Let him finish, I hate cliffhangers. 1.4259 0.04471 216 144 52 20
541 If he doesn't develop a better sense of perspective he's not going to survive. 1.4257 0.04477 202 132 54 16
542 That's a Picassosaurus. 1.4252 0.04500 214 143 51 20
543 They're gonna be worth a fortune when he goes extinct. 1.4252 0.04451 214 142 53 19
544 Art therapy is part of his anger management program. 1.4252 0.04197 214 137 63 14
545 He just got back from a field trip to France. 1.4252 0.04500 214 143 51 20
546 I told her we're absolutely not hiring an interior decorator...then I caved. 1.4252 0.04451 214 142 53 19
547 So much for your premise that 'art makes us human'. 1.4245 0.04430 212 140 54 18
548 It looks like we're on the menu this week. 1.4245 0.04379 212 139 56 17
549 Anachronistic and unevolved if you ask me, but I'm no art critic. 1.4245 0.04579 212 143 48 21
550 Don't let the talent fool you, he's still a cold-blooded killer. 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
551 Not only are they not extinct, but this one got a grant! 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
552 Okay, that is not at all how it went down 1.4242 0.04482 198 129 54 15
553 Those will be worth a lot when the artist is extinct. 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
554 Modern art makes no sense. 1.4238 0.04610 210 142 47 21
555 Ok, same plan as last time. We club him then take credit for the art. 1.4238 0.04408 210 138 55 17
556 They'll be much more valuable after we eat him 1.4231 0.04838 208 145 38 25
557 There is no earlier work 1.4231 0.04541 208 139 50 19
558 We're lucky she came along. Our other decorator just disappeared on us. 1.4231 0.04111 208 131 66 11
559 My original thought was something from the Mesozoic in the living room but I'm so glad the painter suggested a contemporary. 1.4231 0.04489 208 138 52 18
560 He said he's a "Creationist" 1.4231 0.04790 208 144 40 24
561 I have a feeling we're going to get blamed for this. 1.4231 0.04541 208 139 50 19
562 Tell the others, we finally found Banksy. 1.4231 0.04642 208 141 46 21
563 All we have to do is knock him out, claim his work and we'll be famous 1.4231 0.04489 208 138 52 18
564 No, we're not looking for velociraptors with good taste; we're looking for ones that taste good. 1.4231 0.04541 208 139 50 19
565 Watercolors are so Middle Pleistocene. 1.4231 0.04591 208 140 48 20
566 I don't think we're really that hairy. 1.4231 0.04111 208 131 66 11
567 I say we eat him and fake the provenance. 1.4231 0.04489 208 138 52 18
568 He's a creationist 1.4231 0.04591 208 140 48 20
569 When he's extinct, they'll be worth a fortune. 1.4231 0.04642 208 141 46 21
570 You know they're going to blame it on us. 1.4231 0.04692 208 142 44 22
571 We gotta stop leaving the door open. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
572 Uh uh. Not me. YOU tell him the contest deadline was yesterday. 1.4229 0.04545 201 133 51 17
573 Just edit your privacy settings and he won't be able to comment on your wall anymore. 1.4225 0.04464 213 142 52 19
574 Don't worry, it'll wash right off. 1.4218 0.04288 211 137 59 15
575 "His first love was graffiti but he couldn't spell". 1.4211 0.04574 209 141 48 20
576 True, but I bought him as a hunting dog 1.4211 0.03982 209 130 70 9
577 Mystery solved. 1.4203 0.04706 207 142 43 22
578 It's just one more thing they're going to blame on us. 1.4195 0.04739 205 141 42 22
579 So what separates us from the animals now? 1.4195 0.04637 205 139 46 20
580 I really think we ate the wrong mushrooms again. 1.4195 0.04789 205 142 40 23
581 Believe it or not, this work will be attributed to us 1.4195 0.04585 205 138 48 19
582 maybe its not true that history is written by the winners 1.4195 0.04585 205 138 48 19
583 That dinosaur's as good as dead--can't you see the writing on the wall? 1.4187 0.03541 203 119 83 1
584 If this gets out, we're done. 1.4179 0.04755 201 138 42 21
585 Don’t the victors write the history books 1.4179 0.04649 201 136 46 19
586 I don’t know; it seems kind of primitive. 1.4179 0.04702 201 137 44 20
587 He says a picture is worth a thousand words, whatever that means. 1.4179 0.04486 201 133 52 16
588 I bet we get blamed for this. 1.4179 0.04595 201 135 48 18
589 Maybe a 'meet and greet' the artist isn't such a great idea. 1.4179 0.04541 201 134 50 17
590 “It references the grandeur of the terrain outside whilst subtly commenting on the classic dichotomy of the mind and the soul in the struggle for consciousness at the nexus of life and death....”. 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
591 He says he needs to be able to express himself if he's to evolve. What the hell is "evolve" anyway? 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
592 Hopefully he's not a starving artist 1.4171 0.04345 199 129 57 13
593 Is it graffiti, or is it art? The lines are so blurred anymore. 1.4171 0.04628 199 134 47 18
594 A million years from now they'll probably be worth a fortune! 1.4171 0.04460 199 131 53 15
595 If my wife asks, I drew them. 1.4171 0.04517 199 132 51 16
596 After the meteor, they'll think it was us. 1.4171 0.04517 199 132 51 16
597 Don't worry. We'll get the credit. 1.4171 0.04573 199 133 49 17
598 OMG... more Fake News! 1.4158 0.04577 202 136 48 18
599 Just be thankful he hasn't learned to tweet yet. 1.4154 0.04463 195 128 53 14
600 He won't be laughing when the meteor hits next week. 1.4154 0.04092 195 122 65 8
601 Bide your time. He doesn't know diddly-squat about copyright. 1.4154 0.04580 195 130 49 16
602 When he's done just sign it. In a million years who'll know the difference? 1.4146 0.04256 205 133 59 13
603 Don't worry, their kind will go extinct before us. We'll take the credit when they're gone. 1.4145 0.04554 193 128 50 15
604 Aramaic? Linear B, you troglodyte. 1.4141 0.04751 198 136 42 20
605 That's this week's menu 1.4141 0.04642 198 134 46 18
606 I hope no one ever thinks we drew that stuff. 1.4141 0.04910 198 139 36 23
607 Art is done by the winners. Let's club him and sign the wall. 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
608 Pretty primitive if you ask me. 1.4141 0.04473 198 131 52 15
609 His Cretaceous Period is a bit derivative 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
610 I just know we're going to get blamed for this 1.4141 0.04530 198 132 50 16
611 It eats what it draws. Let's vamoose. 1.4141 0.04530 198 132 50 16
612 I thought YOU locked the door. 1.4141 0.04357 198 129 56 13
613 Does my beard really look like that? 1.4141 0.04052 198 124 66 8
614 When I asked, she muttered something about the first illustrated cookbook. 1.4141 0.04530 198 132 50 16
615 If this gets out it changes everything. 1.4136 0.04526 191 126 51 14
616 My wife calls it interior decorating, but I know smut when I see it. 1.4136 0.04009 191 118 67 6
617 He keeps score? 1.4136 0.04705 191 129 45 17
618 In 40,000 years no one will care about the cartoonasauris. 1.4133 0.04730 196 134 43 19
619 If you think those are good, you should see his abstracts. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
620 I told you sending him to a liberal arts school was a mistake. 1.4124 0.04709 194 132 44 18
621 I hate it when they try to rewrite history. 1.4124 0.04416 194 127 54 13
622 Yeah, but he can't build a fire. 1.4124 0.04709 194 132 44 18
623 In about 6 million years, we’ll be able to do that. 1.4124 0.04293 194 125 58 11
624 Ars longa, vita brevis. 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
625 It's part of his court-ordered community service. 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
626 In cave painting no one knows you're a dinosaur. 1.4124 0.04167 194 123 62 9
627 I"LL WAIT OUTSIDE WHILE YOU EXPLAIN HIS LEASE PROHIBITS WALL DECORATIONS. 1.4124 0.04821 194 134 40 20
628 He calls the wall The Menu, whatever that means. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
629 Just remember, we discovered fire. 1.4115 0.04743 192 131 43 18
630 Once he's extinct, we rake in the royalties! 1.4115 0.04567 192 128 49 15
631 That menu looks incredible! What time do they open? 1.4115 0.04567 192 128 49 15
632 The critics were right. Representational art is going the way of the dinosaur. 1.4115 0.04627 192 129 47 16
633 Why didn’t we think of that. 1.4115 0.04384 192 125 55 12
634 It's a Picassoraptor. 1.4115 0.04062 192 120 65 7
635 Not in a million years will anyone believe this is how it was. 1.4115 0.04912 192 134 37 21
636 I'm starving for an artist. 1.4115 0.04627 192 129 47 16
637 He said this will be hilarious in about 18,000 years? 1.4115 0.03994 192 119 67 6
638 "The listing reads, 'Rural appeal, historic charm and original detailing'. I think we should go in and take a look". 1.4115 0.04627 192 129 47 16
639 Me like saurrealism. 1.4115 0.04743 192 131 43 18
640 Sure, it's looks nice on the wall, but Primitivism is so Paleozoic. 1.4115 0.04507 192 127 51 14
641 Don't worry, we'll get the credit. He's going extinct. 1.4115 0.04685 192 130 45 17
642 Never disturb him while he is working or he'll bite your head off! 1.4115 0.04912 192 134 37 21
643 So that's what he does while we're at work. 1.4115 0.04128 192 121 63 8
644 We’ll get credit for all of it. So, why stop him? 1.4115 0.04384 192 125 55 12
645 So they didn't go extinct --- they just retired and took up painting. 1.4115 0.04322 192 124 57 11
646 Best call the exterminator. It's an artist colony. 1.4115 0.04968 192 135 35 22
647 I don’t care. It’s still derivative. 1.4105 0.04539 190 126 50 14
648 His style is so evolved. 1.4105 0.04351 190 123 56 11
649 I prefer his Late Cretaceous period. 1.4105 0.04719 190 129 44 17
650 It's a Sketchasaurus. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
651 I find his work to be a tad anachronistic. 1.4105 0.04477 190 125 52 13
652 I don't undestand Modern Art. 1.4105 0.04539 190 126 50 14
653 Wait until he's extinct, then sell the cave. 1.4105 0.04836 190 131 40 19
654 If I'm reading this right, looks like he ate Joe. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
655 i call it a sketchasurous 1.4105 0.04660 190 128 46 16
656 I'll admit those are better than our hand-prints. 1.4105 0.04414 190 124 54 12
657 I don't mind the artwork but I object to him teaching the kids Creationism! 1.4105 0.04351 190 123 56 11
658 We're probably going to get blamed for that. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
659 He's in his primitive phase. 1.4105 0.04414 190 124 54 12
660 The menu changes daily 1.4105 0.04414 190 124 54 12
661 What's wrong with this picture? 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
662 It’s so two dimensional. 1.4105 0.04414 190 124 54 12
663 If we strike now we will forever be lost to history 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
664 I knew it! He's trying to control the narrative! 1.4105 0.04836 190 131 40 19
665 I've always admired his Cretaceous Period. 1.4105 0.04719 190 129 44 17
666 Keep it to yourself. Apparently he also invented fire – and the wheel. 1.4103 0.04575 195 131 48 16
667 My wife just couldn't leave it at "sit" and "stay". 1.4096 0.04754 188 128 43 17
668 I told you, Frank, the writing is on the wall for these dinosaurs. 1.4096 0.04694 188 127 45 16
669 Picassosaurus. 1.4093 0.04780 193 133 41 19
670 Aren't we supposed to evolve first? 1.4093 0.04780 193 133 41 19
671 I got a hunch that we're going to get credit for this. 1.4093 0.04607 193 130 47 16
672 You know who’s going to get blamed for all this graffiti, don’t you? 1.4093 0.04666 193 131 45 17
673 He's not bad. Name is Renoirasaur. 1.4086 0.04209 186 118 60 8
674 I picked him up from outside Cave Depot 1.4084 0.04640 191 129 46 16
675 Let's see if he can find a job after college. 1.4084 0.04269 191 123 58 10
676 Whaddaya think? Have dinner or patronize the arts? 1.4084 0.04269 191 123 58 10
677 You just know they'll blame this on us. 1.4084 0.04520 191 127 50 14
678 My five-year old could do that. 1.4074 0.04851 189 131 39 19
679 So now we know what happened to Ernie and Bob. 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
680 Do you notice there are no vegetables on the menu? 1.4074 0.04734 189 129 43 17
681 ...but I told her, "No frilly flowers--it's a mancave!" 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
682 His art isn't evolving. 1.4074 0.04232 189 121 59 9
683 If you ask me, it lacks perspective. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
684 Yes, but is it art? 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
685 He is talented but I say we kill him anyway. 1.4074 0.05022 189 134 33 22
686 Just think what it will be worth after he's extinct! 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
687 Remember, my cousin's here with his vacation pictures, so be nice. 1.4074 0.04490 189 125 51 13
688 Just say we did it, who's he gonna tell? 1.4074 0.04552 189 126 49 14
689 They say he's ahead of his time. 1.4074 0.04490 189 125 51 13
690 Like I said, his Late Cretaceous stuff was much edgier. 1.4074 0.04614 189 127 47 15
691 I thought getting him house broken was tough, now this. 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
692 Do you want to tell him how it ends? 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
693 Just be careful, there are a lot of predators in this business. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
694 Since we had him spayed, he's become so artistic. 1.4074 0.04909 189 132 37 20
695 We've got to stop teaching evolution in schools. 1.4074 0.04734 189 129 43 17
696 You bash him, I'll sign our names, and we'll let history do the rest. 1.4066 0.04607 182 121 48 13
697 It's rather primitive. 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
698 Yes, it is amazing AND amusing, but is it really art? 1.4054 0.04489 185 122 51 12
699 A million years from now, they'll think we drew it. 1.4054 0.04423 185 121 53 11
700 Uh oh, I think that's his grocery list. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
701 I think you owe your son an apology. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
702 His Jurassic period is still my favorite 1.4054 0.04866 185 128 39 18
703 A loser species in a loser profession. Sad. 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
704 He's good, cheap and we get to eat him when he's finished. 1.4054 0.04681 185 125 45 15
705 I think we'll get credit for it. I mean who would believe this? 1.4054 0.05044 185 131 33 21
706 Looks like he is changing the menu again. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
707 The menu looks pretty good. Shall we give it a try? 1.4054 0.04554 185 123 49 13
708 His parents begged him to go to law school 1.4054 0.04744 185 126 43 16
709 I told you it wasn't me adding the moustaches. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
710 I don't care if it's clever, graffiti is NOT art! 1.4054 0.04681 185 125 45 15
711 Its the dreaded sketchsaurus....lets try to draw him out of the cave 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
712 That's not art, it's his diet plan. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
713 I told you....They're gonna take our jobs! 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
714 They'll never guess what those tiny arms were REALLY for... 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
715 Look who thinks he's Van Grok.... 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
716 And people said his art degree wouldn't pay off. 1.4044 0.04317 183 118 56 9
717 Can't you see the handwriting on the wall? He's not really pet material. 1.4044 0.04247 183 117 58 8
718 His drawings will be worth even more once he's extinct. 1.4044 0.04386 183 119 54 10
719 Why do you assume the fatter one is me? 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
720 He's amazing but I'm hungry. 1.4044 0.04521 183 121 50 12
721 The therapist said this would help with his eating issues. 1.4044 0.04779 183 125 42 16
722 Best summer intern we've had so far. 1.4044 0.04521 183 121 50 12
723 I just know we're going to get the blame for this 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
724 Years from now, we'll be blamed for this. 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
725 The value is going to skyrocket once he's extinct. 1.4033 0.04816 181 124 41 16
726 Let him keep going. We'll take credit when he leaves. 1.4033 0.04554 181 120 49 12
727 I may not know art but I know what I don't like 1.4033 0.04554 181 120 49 12
728 He calls it a "menu." 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
729 Great. Now everybody is going to think WE did it. 1.4033 0.04687 181 122 45 14
730 I love his work! It's so primitive! 1.4033 0.04942 181 126 37 18
731 Wait. It'll be worth more when he's dead. 1.4033 0.04486 181 119 51 11
732 Oh, great. Now our work is just going to seem derivative. 1.4033 0.05003 181 127 35 19
733 He's the last one. When they're all gone, no one will know our stuff is derivative. 1.4033 0.04816 181 124 41 16
734 Pterrible. 1.4033 0.04687 181 122 45 14
735 Oh, great - a taggersaurus. 1.4033 0.04816 181 124 41 16
736 So primitive. 1.4033 0.04752 181 123 43 15
737 Enough binge-watching, let's eat! 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
738 72 hours until the asteroid hits and he's wasting time drawing stick figures. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
739 We should really install a lock... and a door. 1.4011 0.04027 177 110 63 4
740 Well, of course he's more talented. He has an extinct advantage. 1.4011 0.04666 182 123 45 14
741 Impressive... but rather primitive. 1.4011 0.04398 182 119 53 10
742 Oh sure, he’s a talented artist, all right. But he just refuses to evolve. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
743 Sure, he's good. He had a billion years head start. 1.4000 0.04358 180 117 54 9
744 Why am I the one who always comes off looking like a Neanderthal? 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
745 I think he's a Piccassaur. 1.4000 0.05082 180 128 32 20
746 You can tell by the pterodactyl it's fake news. 1.3989 0.04933 178 124 37 17
747 Why didn’t we think of that. 1.3989 0.05060 178 126 33 19
748 Topical, yes, but his work has no depth. 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
749 You tell him we want more fish ... and be firm. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
750 I’m pretty sure it’s a tagasaurus. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
751 He’s just trying to draw us in. Don’t fall for it. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
752 His radical performances blur interspecies boundaries. 1.3977 0.04773 176 120 42 14
753 And...he also got a MacArthur genius grant 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
754 Are we really that hairy? 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
755 He's evolved as an artist. 1.3977 0.04564 176 117 48 11
756 Kill, eat, draw... poor, simple-minded wretch. 1.3977 0.04492 176 116 50 10
757 Well, Darwin, another theory shot to hell. 1.3975 0.04849 161 108 42 11
758 This time you club and I sign. 1.3966 0.04525 174 115 49 10
759 He showed up this morning, said he was an interior decorator. I figured what the heck ...the place could use a little sprucing up. 1.3966 0.04525 174 115 49 10
760 What a waste of time, no one would care about this in a million years. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
761 This is why I don't like to rent to their kind. 1.3966 0.05144 174 124 31 19
762 Someday, somebody is going to think we did this. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
763 I’m never sure if he’s recording our extinction or his. 1.3966 0.04376 174 113 53 8
764 His stuff is refreshingly unironic, but it's marred by a distinct lack of sociocultural context. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
765 I can never understand modern art. 1.3953 0.04986 172 120 36 16
766 Should we tell Steve he's on the new menu? 1.3953 0.04848 172 118 40 14
767 We're training him to express his rage creatively. 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
768 I'm torn between eating him and having him do my portrait. 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
769 Wait 'til you see what he's got planned for the breakfast nook. 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
770 I told you they're evolving way faster than us. 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
771 We'll get the blame for this, you know. 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
772 I prefer my poster of Raquel Welch in "One Million B.C." 1.3953 0.04558 172 114 48 10
773 Whoever finds this is going to think we did it. 1.3953 0.05252 172 124 28 20
774 You married UP, dude. 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
775 If he wants to be remembered, he has to ditch that pretentious Latin name. 1.3953 0.05120 172 122 32 18
776 Now do you believe in evolution? 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
777 All that without opposable thumbs. 1.3953 0.04632 172 115 46 11
778 He's helping with the staging of my place for Sunday's Open Cave. 1.3953 0.04632 172 115 46 11
779 At least he's evolved from marking his territory with pee! 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
780 I hate the way the eyes follow you round the room. 1.3953 0.04705 172 116 44 12
781 He’s done the cartoon; I think we’re supposed to supply the caption. 1.3953 0.04407 172 112 52 8
782 I could do that 1.3953 0.04848 172 118 40 14
783 Trust me; an artist's work is always worth more after they die. 1.3953 0.04632 172 115 46 11
784 If you like primitive art, he's the guy. 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
785 We’re going to get blamed for this. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
786 After he leaves, I'll sign my name. 1.3941 0.04592 170 113 47 10
787 Yes, it's vandalism, but I think it will one day be seen as a valid art form. 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
788 Grocery list 1.3931 0.04684 173 117 44 12
789 Dammit, Clyde, it's evolving faster than us! 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
790 You know, this is going to be called "fake news"....... 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
791 I see you have the decorapter in 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
792 Shhhh! Don't say a word. They'll be called cave paintings and we will get the credit for drawing them. 1.3918 0.04571 171 114 47 10
793 Pre-impressionism. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
794 He's re-writing history again 1.3918 0.04571 171 114 47 10
795 Alternative facts. 1.3918 0.05205 171 123 29 19
796 He's one of a dying breed of artist. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
797 Look, do you want to live in a world where your whole life is posted on a wall for everyone to see? 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
798 "This will throw some future anthropologist a curve". 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
799 My reptile brain just thinks about sex. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
800 You know we're going to get blamed for this... 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
801 I bet we get blamed for this. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
802 I don't care how ferocious he is - I'm keeping his security deposit! 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
803 And we never speak of this again. 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
804 He's telling the story all wrong. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
805 He still thinks of himself as a Futurist. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
806 He leans to impressionism, yet he has a folksy primitive style. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
807 This is gonna confuse a lot of people someday. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
808 Unfortunately, they'll only be valuable after he's extinct. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
809 What galls me is the cultural appropriation. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
810 Let's hope they don't try to pin this stuff on us someday. 1.3918 0.05138 171 122 31 18
811 The decorator said he'd be done six weeks ago. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
812 You call this getting your man cave painted? 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
813 I thought he was supposed to be extinct. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
814 We finally found the elusive Picassosaurus 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
815 He is really ahead of his time 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
816 Just think what they'll be worth when he's extinct. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
817 Apparently, he inspired Basquiat. 1.3902 0.04369 164 106 52 6
818 His art is very primitive. 1.3902 0.04619 164 109 46 9
819 To be honest, I really wouldn't be the artist I am today without my interns. 1.3902 0.04699 164 110 44 10
820 If we don't read the writing on the wall, we will go the way of the dinosaurs. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
821 You have to admit, he's ahead of his time. 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
822 He'll only answer to "Lizardo da Vinci." 1.3892 0.05156 167 119 31 17
823 At least it's not derivative. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
824 Is it art, or just tonight's menu? 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
825 I don't get it – he won't even fetch a stick. 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
826 Just last week he was showing us what you could do by rubbing two sticks together. 1.3892 0.04482 167 110 49 8
827 He's good but not Lascaut ready 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
828 In that species it's known as erectile dysfunction. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
829 Look, those dinosaurs are putting out more "Fake News"! 1.3892 0.04942 167 116 37 14
830 Well, alright then. Creationism it is. 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
831 We should probably nip this in the bud. 1.3892 0.04942 167 116 37 14
832 You say 'art', I say 'vandalism.' And dinner. 1.3892 0.04641 167 112 45 10
833 It's very derivative of what Jerry's doing down in Lascaux. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
834 I tell you, it's better than when he tweets. 1.3889 0.04736 162 109 43 10
835 I don't care whether he's the missing link. I say we call him supper. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
836 Me bash him. You steal art. 1.3889 0.04736 162 109 43 10
837 He's signing them...like they're going to be worth something one day. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
838 I love her contrast of prehistoric and postmodern forms 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
839 Something's wrong with this picture. 1.3879 0.04349 165 107 52 6
840 Will you STOP leaving the key under the mat!! 1.3879 0.04597 165 110 46 9
841 Surprisingly good for the Neanderthal period but will his work will be remembered? 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
842 It's his way of keeping track of what he is eating. 1.3879 0.04676 165 111 44 10
843 It's a bit "Jurassic" for my taste 1.3879 0.05056 165 116 34 15
844 That's nothin', I can trace my hand to look like a turkey. 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
845 and you've been taking the credit this entire time 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
846 If dinosaurs spent more time on science and technology instead of frivolous humanities maybe they'd acquire the future-proof skills they'll need to survive beyond the Jurassic Age. 1.3879 0.04433 165 108 50 7
847 It was cheaper to outsource. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
848 He says he expects his 'work' to last for millions of years. Ha ha. 1.3869 0.04990 168 118 35 15
849 They'll be worth a lot more once he's extinct. 1.3869 0.05200 168 121 29 18
850 How long do you think we'll be doing these caption contests? 1.3865 0.04713 163 110 43 10
851 I hope that's not his grocery list. 1.3865 0.04549 163 108 47 8
852 Actually he's from the New Yorker. 1.3865 0.05317 163 118 27 18
853 He used to be ahead of his time. Now he's just another dinosaur in the art world. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
854 Sure, they're talented, but there's no future in the arts. 1.3865 0.04713 163 110 43 10
855 You're sure he's the herbivore? 1.3865 0.04465 163 107 49 7
856 Is his style ever going to evolve? 1.3865 0.04632 163 109 45 9
857 It clearly delineates his struggles with the bourgeoisie. 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
858 Looks like a shopping list. 1.3865 0.04632 163 109 45 9
859 He's a visionary. Horses haven't even evolved yet. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
860 He made us look like cavemen. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
861 They'll appreciate him after he's extinct. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
862 Paleontology, schmaleontology. He's standing the art world on it's head! 1.3865 0.05173 163 116 31 16
863 Do you think he knows about the asteroid? 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
864 So thats's Banksy. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
865 It has a certain extinct honesty. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
866 Artist, schmartist, he looks delicious. 1.3865 0.04713 163 110 43 10
867 I think he'll end up in the Museum before his drawings do. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
868 I think he just invented the menu. 1.3865 0.04019 163 102 59 2
869 And I say we wait until he finishes the master bedroom. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
870 I find his work primitive and metaphorically challenging. 1.3865 0.05173 163 116 31 16
871 Doris insisted. I just wanted wallpaper. 1.3865 0.04713 163 110 43 10
872 No, self taught. 1.3865 0.04793 163 111 41 11
873 I'm not much for drawing. Let's go build a round thing that rolls. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
874 *You* tell him his art is primitive. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
875 Sometimes it's best to simply move on when seeing the writing on the wall. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
876 I concede your point on species appropriation. I was merely saying it is refreshing to see a perspective so unencumbered by the humanistic mores of pre-premodernism. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
877 It does poignantly represent the fleeting nature of life, which is why he's our dinner. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
878 Okay, sure he’s artistic. But in so many other ways not very evolved. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
879 It will be worth more when he's extinct. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
880 It’s okay. Future generations will think we drew them. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
881 She's keeping score. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
882 What do you think: revisionist history or fake news? 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
883 That'll take forever to come off! 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
884 I never knew they could stand on two legs. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
885 She's ahead of whose time? 1.3851 0.04584 161 107 46 8
886 I betcha we get blamed for this someday. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
887 An early Montessaurus, I think. 1.3851 0.05066 161 113 34 14
888 This is exactly what the creationists want 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
889 What the comet didn't finish, the critics will. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
890 Don’t worry, we’ll beat ‘em to the wheel. 1.3851 0.04584 161 107 46 8
891 Journalism is going the way of the dinosaurs. 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
892 I can't wait to see how this story ends. 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
893 Looks like cultural appropriation to me. 1.3851 0.04668 161 108 44 9
894 I think it says, 'Two hunters with weapons chasing horses in moonlight smell like fish'. 1.3851 0.05066 161 113 34 14
895 They'll be worth even more when he's dead. 1.3851 0.05066 161 113 34 14
896 It's his food diary. He's into paleo. 1.3841 0.05290 164 119 27 18
897 Yes, he is a fine artist, but with some herb he's also a very good stew. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
898 Don't worry, the wall adds 10 pounds. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
899 See, I told you we've been hacked. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
900 He's in his Paleolithic period. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
901 Lacks context, devoid of perspective, overly abstract, poor use of color. Who's the Neanderthal now? 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
902 You'll be amazed how much they're worth after he dies. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
903 Relax, in 50,000 years, no one will care. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
904 I never understand modern art. 1.3836 0.04443 159 104 49 6
905 "Don't you see? It's not evolution, it's intelligent design!' 1.3831 0.04805 154 104 41 9
906 I asked him if he wanted to learn a language, but insisted he could get by with emojis. 1.3827 0.04645 162 109 44 9
907 Don't worry, he may be more talented, but he doesn't see the writing on the wall. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
908 I bet he doesn't draw the asteroid. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
909 Even the creationists aren't gonna believe this! 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
910 At least she didn't make you look chubby. 1.3827 0.04302 162 105 52 5
911 Interior designer!?! I TOLD you not to go with the low bid! 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
912 If you dare say "His style is evolving" I'm going to brain you. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
913 Are you sure we have enough crudités for the opening? 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
914 you know this stuff will go through the roof once he’s extinct. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
915 I'd be more impressed if he could do it on the ceiling. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
916 People a million years from now are going to have a hard time explaining this. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
917 Don't worry-- thousands of years from now we'll get the credit! 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
918 Leave him alone. Someday they will be worth a fortune. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
919 You just can't sell a cave anymore without a stager. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
920 What can I do? He's married to my sister. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
921 You see? You start standing erect, pretty soon you forget all about who's got the club. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
922 Definitely ahead of his time. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
923 Let's kill him and say its OUR art. Who's gonna know? 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
924 We just don't have the budget to support the arts... 1.3813 0.03953 160 100 59 1
925 He paints not what he sees, but what he eats. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
926 When I kept a food diary, you said I was wasting my time. When she does it, it’s a work of art! 1.3813 0.04240 160 103 53 4
927 There goes your theory about useless hands. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
928 So that's what a cartoonist looks like. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
929 You realize we are going to get blamed for this. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
930 Again with the figurative stuff. It's so Mesozoic. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
931 They say he created a new form of art. It's called graffiti. 1.3813 0.04422 160 105 49 6
932 Oh yeah? Well, I just invented cave criticism. 1.3813 0.04596 160 107 45 8
933 Let him finish, then we will take the credit. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
934 I found him on Angie's List. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
935 I’ve heard he’s had no formal training. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
936 Dammit, I told you evolution was more than just an interesting hypothesis. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
937 Good for him, but we'll find out if artistic ability is an adaptive survival skill. 1.3813 0.04510 160 106 47 7
938 See? I told you they can’t see colors. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
939 Let's get out of here before he finishes updating the menu. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
940 His brushstrokes are like, from another era. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
941 Anachronistic, sure. But the composition is just perfect. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
942 I preferred his Triassic period. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
943 When did you hire a new decorator? 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
944 We look like total Neanderthals. Nice! 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
945 He's the last of a dying breed. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
946 See. I told you. Standing on two legs, " "hmmmm...good idea. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
947 It's somewhat derivative, but still impressive. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
948 After he leaves I’ll put my mark. Never in a million years will anyone think I didn’t draw it. 1.3813 0.04240 160 103 53 4
949 Oh, great, a Banksysaurus. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
950 You wouldn't know modern art if it bit you on the nose. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
951 That’s Picassaurus. He’s in his Triassic period 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
952 Everybody thinks they're an artist. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
953 He's from the school of Paleolithic Realism 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
954 After he's finished, I sign it. It confuses the collectors. 1.3806 0.04692 155 104 43 8
955 They're a dying breed. 1.3806 0.04510 155 102 47 6
956 Wait till he finishes so we can get the credit. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
957 His stuff is so last era. 1.3797 0.04544 158 105 46 7
958 Dude, I think that's Banksy 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
959 They're smarter than they look but tastier too. 1.3797 0.04803 158 108 40 10
960 I hear it's part of his anger management therapy. 1.3797 0.04718 158 107 42 9
961 What does it matter if we take the credit? He's going to be extinct soon, anyway. 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
962 I told you it wasn't me. 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
963 Wasting time. No wonder they’re going extinct. 1.3791 0.04448 153 100 48 5
964 He call it "scorecard." 1.3791 0.04729 153 103 42 8
965 He's no Lascaux, that's for sure. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
966 At least they're in a cave where no one who knows good art will ever see them. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
967 I heard he signed a five cave deal. 1.3789 0.04658 161 109 43 9
968 His Paleo diet is starting to scare me. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
969 He's a regular Clawed Monet. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
970 Well, that explains the missing charcoal 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
971 I bet he wants an arm and a leg for it. 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
972 He's drawing up the menu. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
973 I thought you said his arms were useless! 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
974 He took first place in the stone painting competition, so I figured what the hell. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
975 He has really evolved. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
976 No worries - in another million years, we'll get the credit. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
977 Someone is going to have a lot of fun figuring this one out. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
978 His landscapes are even better. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
979 It's the take-out menu. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
980 I don't think you walk him enough. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
981 Be patient...they'll be worth more after he's extinct 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
982 He’s showing off NOW, but he’ll be extinct by next week. 1.3782 0.04394 156 102 49 5
983 No, you tell him that realism is passé. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
984 Be careful. He eats art critics. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
985 They're too primitive for my taste. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
986 You know he won't be recognized until he's extinct. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
987 I preferred the work from his Crustaceous period. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
988 It's like his whole generation just keeps making pictures of his food. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
989 i'm telling you...... an early death will make the prices go through the roof! 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
990 If it keeps him from pooping on my lawn, I'm fine with it. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
991 Looks like we're on the menu tonight. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
992 The way I see it, we'll get the credit. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
993 Let him finish first. The value will skyrocket when he's dead. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
994 I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind a giant asteroid right about now. 1.3766 0.05534 154 114 22 18
995 The komodo has found his mojo! 1.3766 0.05378 154 112 26 16
996 If his work is good, I'm okay with getting credit for it. 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
997 I think its a menu and we are on it. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
998 My kid could paint that. 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
999 We are about to become the world's first art critics. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1000 I think he's on to something. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
1001 Evolution is catching up faster than I expected. 1.3758 0.04712 149 100 42 7
1002 Yes, but is it art? 1.3758 0.04900 149 102 38 9
1003 Careful, looks like a shopping list for a stew recipe. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
1004 The cave will be worth so much more with him dead. 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
1005 It's a memoir. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1006 Of course it's priceless! We have absolutely no unit of currency! 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1007 I was thinking of something more traditional for that wall. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1008 He's posting tomorrow's menu. We better get out of here! 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
1009 We should go back and get the audio guide 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1010 I was really hoping that he was going to change the dinner menu this season . . . 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1011 No, we're not waiting until he finishes; I'm hungry now. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1012 I mean, what do you expect? He has no thumbs ... 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1013 Don't worry. We'll get the credit. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1014 It's a frescosaurus. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1015 It's her grocery list. 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
1016 Artists are a different breed. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1017 We should totally take credit for this. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1018 I told you, I'm looking for an editor, not an illustrator! 1.3750 0.04650 152 102 43 7
1019 Who cares? We'll still get credit for it. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1020 Best off all, once he's dead that wall will be worth a fortune. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
1021 Sit back and relax. We're going to get credit for this anyway. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1022 I tell you, Modern Art has no future. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1023 He discovered fire, too. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1024 It's a Banskysaurus. 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
1025 He thinks he's a food critic 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1026 It's called Primitivism, and frankly I don't get it. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1027 He did Urg's living room. 1.3750 0.05508 152 112 23 17
1028 My wife hired him. 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1029 You know, Mom's gonna blame us. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1030 Sucker thinks he'll get the credit for these masterpieces. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
1031 I thought YOU took away his crayons. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1032 Dino’s CaveAdvisor recommended him for painting walls NOT wall paintings. 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
1033 Are you kidding me? That's not art. It's today's menu. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1034 Couldn’t have said it any better myself. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
1035 This is why we keep losing at Pictionary; he practices non-stop. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1036 First we pose for pictures, then we clobber him. OK? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1037 He's talented,but is he edible? 1.3733 0.04687 150 101 42 7
1038 The wife said he was the muralist for the the Uggums' grand entrance so of course we HAD to have him too. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1039 And you thought cleaning up after a dog would be a big deal. It's going to take hours to scrub this crap off the walls. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
1040 Club him before he signs it. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1041 He's an artistsaurus 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1042 Who cares! In three million years they'll think it was us anyway. 1.3733 0.05479 150 110 24 16
1043 'Imagine how priceless they'll be when he's extinct.' 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1044 I know he looks crazy but he is the same guy who invented the wheel. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
1045 His art therapy is helping with his aggressive behaviour. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
1046 I hunt with you every day. When is the last time I carried my spear in my right hand? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1047 Sure his work is groundbreaking, but do you want to wake up to it every morning? 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1048 She's far more than just a shapely tail, Fred. 1.3733 0.05397 150 109 26 15
1049 Who knew? 1.3733 0.05479 150 110 24 16
1050 After he's dead, who's to say that I'm not the artist? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1051 It's good, but it's not "wheel" good. 1.3733 0.04687 150 101 42 7
1052 Am I really that fat? 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
1053 Maybe we should wait until he does your side of the cave. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
1054 We'll get credited with this too someday. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
1055 I still think bunnies and clouds would be more appropriate for a nursery. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1056 I’m guessing intelligent design not evolution. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1057 Sure, I'd submit a caption if he'd stop eating the winners 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1058 Influential, sure, but such a dinosaur. 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1059 Weird thing is, we will probably get blamed for this. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1060 We are totally going to get blamed for this. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
1061 I told you, OG, that your work was derivative. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1062 He is the last of his kind, no one does your full wall paintings for free anymore. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1063 If you walked him more, he wouldn’t get into graffiti! 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1064 He had to find something else to do. He has heel spurs. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1065 I was going to kill him and eat him, but then I found out he did home decor. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1066 Once a big talent but now a dinosaur. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1067 You call that art? My kid could do that. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1068 It'll give us something to remember them by when they're extinct. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1069 As soon as he's finished, we'll go in and sign it! 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1070 Let's kill him before he signs his name. 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
1071 He’s got this crazy idea people will care what dinosaurs did once they’re gone. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1072 You know, someday he's going to punish his kids for doing the same thing. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1073 Clearly derivative. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
1074 Let him be. At least he’s drawing in this cave and not in the house where someone could see it. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1075 He must be writing his memoirs. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1076 He's your roommate. You talk to him! 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1077 I find his post-Jurassic period work to be a little lacking in depth. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1078 His shadowing technique is sublime and his brush work is simply remarkable. Let’s eat him. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1079 Graffiti or art -who cares, I’m starving. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
1080 It's the only effective therapy from his time with the Flintstones. 1.3716 0.04423 148 97 47 4
1081 Wow, a horse that looks like a horse--he's good! 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1082 Goddamnit—it's not art, it's vandalism! 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
1083 He loves to spread fake news. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1084 Yes, its talented, but I'm hungry. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1085 Perhaps you have noticed...we have expanded our menu. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1086 We're going to be blamed for this, you know. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1087 So now you're an art critic? 1.3716 0.04526 148 98 45 5
1088 He knows too much. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1089 This will make Betsy DeVos ecstatic. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1090 "Learn to draw"? Nah. We just have to outlive him. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1091 You know that we're going to get blamed for this. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
1092 He's got ptalent. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1093 He'll never get the credit. We will. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1094 I don't care what you say! Graffiti is graffiti! 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1095 Next time we get a dog. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
1096 Oh well, back to the wheel. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1097 See- this is what happens when we domesticate them! 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1098 No, YOU tell him that an extinction event happened outside while he was in here getting in touch with his creative side. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1099 Just another copy cat lizard. He can call it "post-extinctionism" all he wants . . ." 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1100 He is working on today's menu 1.3716 0.04423 148 97 47 4
1101 Behold! The Picassaur. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1102 I told you he was making fun of us. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1103 My cousin Flurk at Lascaux paints more realistic wildlife. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1104 Lets call it Scientology. 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
1105 It’s a fad. Will never last. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
1106 He thinks he's so evolved. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
1107 Remember, she is very sensitive about her work, and it an hour past her lunch” 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1108 I thought you said that Dinah Shore was painting the cave wall 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1109 I like his early work better. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
1110 We've got clubs, we're hungry, and his work is derivative. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1111 Why does he bother writing it down? He serves the same things for lunch everyday. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1112 My wife hired him. She says he's trending. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
1113 He's very creationist. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1114 Do I really look like that ? 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1115 It's a bit primitive for my taste. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
1116 Rumor has it that he's from some avant-garde studio called "Intelligent Design..." 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
1117 These days it's not often you see an artist who's ahead of his time 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1118 Yeah, but he's pterrible at perspective. 1.3691 0.04602 149 100 43 6
1119 He paints a picture of everything he eats, and calls it The Last Supper. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1120 Whose gonna tell him that the horse goes after the fish ONLY if preceded by the bird ? 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1121 I think it's a menu. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
1122 I can't wait for him to build us another fire. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1123 Be careful, the pen is mightier then the club. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1124 Jurassic Art 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1125 I feel safe in calling this primitive art. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1126 Mystery solved. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1127 You should see his quilts... 1.3673 0.04536 147 98 44 5
1128 It's a fad; it won't last. Neither will he. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1129 It'll be forgotten soon. It's derivative and confers no evolutionary advantage. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1130 They call him Picassosaurus. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1131 Yeah, but who's going to remember his stuff a hundred years from now? 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1132 We're going to let him finish the wall and then we're going to make him pay for it. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1133 Well, he's certainly ahead of his time. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1134 Intelligent design. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1135 Picassosaurus, the myth, the legend. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1136 Let's get out of here. He looks low on red ink... 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1137 Graphittisaurus. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1138 My velociraptor could do that." "Yeah, but he didn't. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1139 Okay he can draw, but it still needs a caption! 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1140 Her perspective could use some work, but she's got a real eye for color. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1141 A bit too representational for my taste. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
1142 He'd do much better with an opposable thumb. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
1143 I hear that the artistic ones are tasty and more tender. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1144 His style is good technically, but it comes across as cold-blooded. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1145 He’s drawing me next week which is why I started the Paleo Diet. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1146 It’s not a copyright infringement if he goes extinct. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1147 And my wife and I just stonewashed the walls. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1148 Let's try another restaurant. I don't like being on the menu. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
1149 It's too late. That stuff will never come off. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1150 Sorry, but I find his work rather primitive. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1151 Once he’s done, let’s use it for a caption contest. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1152 Fake news. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1153 I like it. It's avant garde without being tasteless. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
1154 His cubist period seems to be over. 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1155 I don't know Larry, it feels very post-pre-historic to me. 1.3655 0.04571 145 97 43 5
1156 There's really no storyline. It's just a menu. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1157 He may be a bit unorthodox, but my wife loves what he's done with the place, and he works for bones. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1158 With our luck, I bet we go extinct and he gets all the credit. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1159 He may well encapsulate our existential angst, but he's still dinner. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1160 Does my hair really look like that? 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1161 See? No matter what time period you're in, modern art sucks. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1162 I suppose we’ll get the blame for this too. 1.3649 0.04409 148 98 46 4
1163 You can’t expect a dinosaur to do modern art 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1164 Draws like a thunder lizard, tastes like chicken. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1165 i want to make sure he doesn't make me look fat 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1166 Not ALL interior decorators are gay. Stop being such a cave man. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1167 They're nice but nobody will ever see them. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1168 You couldn't just train him to fetch "Everyone was impressed when you taught him how to fetch, now you're just showing off. 1.3643 0.04558 140 93 43 4
1169 When are these guys going to be extinct? 1.3643 0.04778 140 95 39 6
1170 He has MOMA issues. 1.3643 0.04558 140 93 43 4
1171 He's been doing it ever since he came out of that shiny disc from the sky. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1172 Be patient. He'll be extinct soon, and we'll get all the credit. 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
1173 When they go extinct we'll get the credit. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1174 They're smart alright. But unless they're smart enough to understand 'intellectual property rights,' we can take all of the credit. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1175 His work is contemporary and yet true to Upper Paleolithic influences. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1176 All she ever thinks about is food. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1177 His Mesozoic Period work was unrivaled. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1178 YOU tell him his work is too derivative. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1179 Same strategy. You club him, and I'll sign the cave art. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1180 Don't worry. We'll get credit for it. 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
1181 When he leaves, let’s take credit. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1182 Oh - COME ON! NO depth, NO perspective, NO proportion - and you still think it's somehow providing a unique insight into our time & a creative representation of our reality?! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1183 My mother said don't marry a dinosaur and don't marry an artist. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1184 You can call it neo-Jurassic, I call it kitsch. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1185 'That's great but let's see him make fire." 1.3617 0.04419 141 93 45 3
1186 I guess you can teach an old dinosaur new tricks. 1.3617 0.04751 141 96 39 6
1187 She was the only one who promised to have it done by Thanksgiving. 1.3617 0.04751 141 96 39 6
1188 Uh Oh! Og say: "Victor write History! 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1189 It's his menu for the week! 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1190 If we kill him, those drawings will be worth a fortune. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1191 Yeah, but it's nothing my five year old couldn't do. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1192 If this is what happens with Airbnb, I'm not signing up again 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
1193 New restaurant but same old menu every time! 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
1194 I told you evolution is just a theory. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1195 I told you evolution is just a theory. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1196 Darwin is gonna have a rough time with this. 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
1197 The critics will eat him alive. 1.3617 0.04643 141 95 41 5
1198 His therapist says it reduces his stress. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
1199 He draw ok but captions not funny 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
1200 What do you think? Should we bust him for the graffiti or see what else he's up to? 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1201 Impressive, right? He just started working in charcoal. 1.3617 0.04533 141 94 43 4
1202 He's been tweeting like this ever since the election! 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
1203 Imagine what he could do with an opposable thumb. 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
1204 This is why we use the DeLorean responsibly, Marty 1.3611 0.04581 144 97 42 5
1205 So much for the myth of the starving artist. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1206 Just let him keep going. Eventually, we'll get all the credit. 1.3603 0.04510 136 90 43 3
1207 It's fake news. 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
1208 Good luck tonight. Those bones he's writing with are all that's left of his last Pictionary partner. 1.3603 0.04510 136 90 43 3
1209 Let him do the painting, we'll claim it when he is extinct. 1.3603 0.04745 136 92 39 5
1210 After we kill him, I'll sign it. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1211 I found him on Angie's List. 1.3600 0.04661 150 103 40 7
1212 Are you here for the two o'clock sitting? 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
1213 Looks like we're moving. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1214 It's the first recorded example of what we like to call 'fakenews'. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1215 Well, it'll be worth a lot more after he's dead. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1216 It won’t be famous until he is extinct. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1217 Well, isn't this wonderful?! One day, people are gonna think WE actually drew this slop! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1218 Will he be relevant in 10,000 years? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1219 Hard to eat him after seeing his talent. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1220 They call him IZOD, and he's a designer. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1221 I don't know, Zog, I'm not a big fan of his art. Too primitive. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1222 The cave wall adds 10 lbs. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1223 He's going through his mesozoic period. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1224 Is it just me? Or, do all of his drawings make us look ten pounds heavier? 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1225 I can't believe she sees me as that fat. 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
1226 I don't like what I see on the menu 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
1227 I told him three times to keep it simple . . . something neutral in case we sell. Let's just pay him and call it a day . . . 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1228 This changes everything..... 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
1229 I don't think it looks much like you either, but it sure does look like your horse. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1230 If this walking upright thing leads to modern art, I don't want anything to do with it. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1231 So that's what opposable thumbs are for? 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1232 He's writing his grocery list. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1233 I'm not against taking the cave, but I draw the line at appropriating his culture. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
1234 Relax. No one will ever see this but us. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
1235 Decorators! They promised they would be done weeks ago! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1236 They'll be extinct soon, we'll get all the credit. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1237 I prefer the old style of dinosaur art which left room for a bit of whimsy 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1238 We know how this has to end. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1239 You hit him on the head, I'll appropriate his culture. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1240 No! Let beast finish. Then we kill and take credit. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1241 I wonder if he accepts constructive criticism... 1.3592 0.04162 142 92 49 1
1242 The art is nice but it will be dated in a few years. 1.3582 0.05646 134 99 22 13
1243 I can see his style hasn't evolved. 1.3582 0.04785 134 91 38 5
1244 Primitivism is just cultural appropriation. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1245 It's the beginning of fake news. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1246 Dinner and a show. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
1247 He’s just finishing up the nursery then moving on to the parlor. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1248 And people say our drawings are primitive! 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1249 Artistosaurus Rex 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1250 In a million years, they'll probably blame us for this graffiti. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
1251 And they say our artwork is primitive 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
1252 I told you it's a fixer upper. Paint over it. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1253 Admirable, considering he possesses no opposable appendage. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1254 He's decorating his man-cave. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1255 Yeah, he's pretty good but he'll be extinct before he sells even one... 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1256 I prefer her Pre-Cambrian period. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1257 Where you see art, I see a menu. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1258 He is a talent but he also won't use the litter box. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1259 He's ahead of his time. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1260 Look man, it’s this or he eats us. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1261 OK, Mr. Persnickety. YOU tell him he's got it all wrong. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
1262 Before we club him and eat him, can we wait to see how the story ends first? 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
1263 I bet you we’re gonna get blamed for this. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1264 This guy is a real picassosaurus 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1265 His scales are way off 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
1266 I find his technique so primitive. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1267 Whatever you do, don't say that his perspective is off. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1268 He good cartoonist, but no have captions 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1269 Actually he’s putting up the menu for tonight’s dinner 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1270 Sure, we warned him about the asteroid. But he's just another climate-change denier. 1.3566 0.05382 143 105 25 13
1271 I thought history was told by the winners. 1.3566 0.04772 129 87 38 4
1272 You have to admire how he simultaneously deconstructs and glorifies his subjects, however his overuse of charcoal is problematic 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
1273 Stop encouraging him. He'll never make a decent living doing this stuff. 1.3556 0.04757 135 92 38 5
1274 Leave him alone. They'll think we did it. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1275 I knew this would happen if we adopted. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1276 He's housebroken, but we can't get him to stop drawing on the walls. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1277 Sure, they love him now, but a hundred years from now? 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1278 He's good but he's no Picasso. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1279 You know it. I know it. But does she know dinosaurs and humans never overlapped? 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1280 You know, Blort, some day they're going to blame us for all this graffiti. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1281 The chronology is all wrong. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1282 I hope it has a happy ending. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1283 Too political. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1284 A bit preachy if you ask me. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1285 Big deal. He can't fetch worth a damn. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
1286 I question if he'll evolve as an artist. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1287 Just so you know, all artists taste like chicken. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1288 Just because he can draw, that doesn't make it art. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1289 I just don't see how he can survive as an artist. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1290 Perhaps we should look for a less talented dinner. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1291 Oh, great, there goes your security deposit. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1292 This is his sixth cave. To appreciate how outre this is, George, you'll have to see Caves 1 through 5. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1293 Commercial yes, but totally derivative. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1294 Should we kill or represent it? 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1295 I find his work primitive yet strongly appropriate to both subject and medium. 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1296 I'd rather he get it out now than major in art later. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1297 I can't see a future in it either... 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
1298 You just don't see artists like that anymore. 1.3543 0.04812 127 86 37 4
1299 Decent enough technique, but not overly original. 1.3538 0.04743 130 88 38 4
1300 Who's NINA ? 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
1301 Sure it's impressive, but is it art? 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1302 I've gotta see how this story turns out before we have lunch. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1303 Picassosaurus Rex. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1304 The new intern we got for data entry is working out great! 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1305 He always makes me look fat. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1306 He’s actually a pretty good roommate—helps out on hunts. But I had to let him repaint the place. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1307 I'm worried he's spending too much time on social media. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1308 I'll grant you he's a good artist, but he's a better dinner. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1309 He says it will increase the resale value. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1310 He makes our work look primitive. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1311 Oh sure, he's got a great imagination, but will it stand the test of time? 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1312 You tell him he's an anachronism 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
1313 Talented my butt, he's preparing the dinner menu and we're an entree. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1314 I told you no pets! Now I'll never get my deposit back. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1315 I know what you’re thinking but she’s done wonders with the place. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1316 After he finishes the storyboards, we'll get 50 monkeys to type the screenplay. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1317 Once we wipe them out, we can take credit for that. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1318 Three years of art classes and that thing with no opposing thumbs is better than me. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1319 Value go up when he extinct. Let's do it. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1320 A little too realistic for my taste. 1.3534 0.04676 133 90 39 4
1321 Sure, he's gifted, but can he survive a climate catastrophe? 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1322 Sadly, extinction may be our only remedy for the graffiti problem. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1323 Modern art, I suppose. 1.3534 0.04553 133 89 41 3
1324 Once he's out, we'll sign our names and skedaddle. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1325 If this doesn't screw with future generations, nothing will. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1326 Plagiarus Rex 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1327 I prefer his prehistoric work 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1328 Hey, we gotta a real 'dino Vinci' here, unh? 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1329 With our luck, we’ll probably get blamed for this. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1330 So what? My kid can draw better than that. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1331 With his artistic talents, do you think he has a future? 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1332 If it really is Banksy, we can retire! 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1333 Summa cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa, a $200,000 Ivy League education, and the only job he can land is cave decorator! 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
1334 Yes, but I don't think this is just about art . . . 1.3529 0.04558 119 78 40 1
1335 She used to be big. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1336 Everyone thinks they're an artist these days. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
1337 They're taking all of our jobs. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1338 Cave worth more shells if artist extinct. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
1339 There goes our deposit. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1340 We will probably get blamed for this graffiti. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1341 I think he is trying to tell us something. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1342 That will definitely confuse anthropologists! 1.3516 0.04652 128 86 39 3
1343 My feeling? Too abstract. We club. 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1344 Don't club yet, Grok. Me want to see how story ends. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1345 I'm worried about future generations - they'll think we're primitive. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1346 It's easy. Club him and we'll get the credit 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1347 He calls it, Afternoon in Jurassic Park with Rex. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1348 He keeps going on about a big rock falling from the sky. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1349 In the future, they'll discover these paintings and he'll be famous. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1350 Yes, his enthusiasm is good but his use of perspective is crap. 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1351 A Michelangeloasauras. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1352 Don't worry, the wall always adds ten pounds. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1353 Let's sign our name when he's done 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1354 My apologies, Bob. It appears your theory of devolution isn’t so farfetched after all. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1355 You can really see the Jurassic influence in his work. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1356 If we became bipeds, we could paint too. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1357 That barely looks like us, he'll never make it. 1.3511 0.04324 131 86 44 1
1358 Sure, he's avant-garde now, but one day he'll be a fossil. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1359 They're actually quite evolved. 1.3511 0.04714 131 89 38 4
1360 Where did he get the charcoal? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1361 I saved a starving artist. Now I have to feed him. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1362 I think we're on the menu. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1363 I got a new Designosaur. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1364 What a talented artist. He makes your work look prehistoric! 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1365 After he stopped walking on all fours he really found himself. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1366 No, he's a reptile. Amphibians can't draw. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1367 THAT IS HIS DINNER MENU 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1368 I hate being on the menu. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1369 Wait'll you see what he's done with his place. 1.3511 0.04714 131 89 38 4
1370 I know he discovered fire and invented the wheel but I'm really hungry! 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1371 You know, I just don't get prehistoric art. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1372 That's a Picassosaurus. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1373 No, I still don't believe in evolution! 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1374 It's not really my taste but my wife loves this decorator. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1375 They're not worth much now, but after he goes extinct I'll make a fortune. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1376 I thought we were the ones who were supposed to be evolving. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1377 Let's kill him. Extinct, his work is worth a fortune. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1378 It'll be worth a lot more if he's dead. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1379 My wife got tired of the old wallpaper. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1380 Sure he's talented and extremely rare but I am hungry NOW! 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1381 You can call it art...I say it's a damn menu! 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1382 He always writes out his lunch menu in advance. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1383 You knock him out; I'll sign it. 1.3511 0.04324 131 86 44 1
1384 He good, but he no Banksy. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1385 Whatever you do the rest of your life, DON"T TELL THE CREATIONISTS! 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1386 I thought we agreed on wall paper. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1387 His work has really improved since he cut his ear off. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1388 I hope that's not his menu.... 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1389 Revisionist history 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1390 He's willing to work in more than one medium if we move to a bigger cave. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1391 It'll never stand the test of time. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1392 Impressive. But they still taste like chicken. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1393 Don’t club him yet...I want to see how this ends! 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1394 It's OK, in a million years everyone will think we drew them. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1395 Let's not and say we did. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1396 We’ve been hacked. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1397 I forget. Are we the pets or is he the pet? 1.3511 0.04186 131 85 46 0
1398 Typical revisionist history. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1399 It's gonna make us look a lot better in 30,000 years. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1400 Please tell me I am not that hairy? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1401 He's got no sense of scale. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1402 See? I told you that even my lizard could do that. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1403 You'd think he never heard of wallpaper. 1.3507 0.04138 134 87 47 0
1404 Great. Now we're stuck out here until he runs out of wall. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1405 They'll be worth a fortune after he's extinct. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1406 I told you I wanted wallpaper! 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1407 We'd better get out of here before someone thinks we did this. 1.3488 0.04491 129 86 41 2
1408 We can't kill him, this story is just getting good." 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
1409 I hear he's the best interior designer in town 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1410 'No way! They'll just say it's fake news' 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1411 His art is derivative and shallow, but all the critics get eaten. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1412 What do you mean we should just leave it there? Eons from now they'll think we lived like animals. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1413 You know, 40,000 years from now we're going to be blamed for this. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1414 Our broker hired him to stage the cave. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1415 But who's ever going to believe his arms could reach that high? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1416 Now you can see why the critics are all so positive. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1417 Of course his art work is worth a fortune, he's been extinct for millions of years. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1418 He said he'll show us 'fire' next week. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1419 And yet he still pisses on the floor... 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1420 Now that there's fire and charcoal everybody's got a story to write. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1421 ... and not a word to my wife!! She loves his work, has five of his paintings. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1422 we have to wipe them all out or we're just going to look stupid. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1423 If he can draw, then we can talk. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1424 Fake news. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1425 Don’t worry. History is told by winners 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1426 Let's Invent Spray Paint Instead of Fire. 1.3488 0.05993 129 99 15 15
1427 They'll think we were nine feet tall, or that the floor dropped 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1428 Great, now in 50,000 years we're gonna be blamed for this crap. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1429 It was bad enough when she started walking on her hind legs. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1430 In cave painting nobody knows you're a palaeopteryx 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1431 The sociocultural aspect is a little obvious, isn't it? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1432 The composition is a little primitive. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1433 I agree, the wall adds 10 pounds. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
1434 Do you still think his brain is the size of a walnut?" 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
1435 I didn't know he could stand on two legs! 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1436 That is SO not how the event transpired. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1437 No need to fret. In a few thousand years, everybody will assume *we* did it. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1438 There was a mixup at the agency - we asked for a wall re-tile, but they sent us a wall reptile instead. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1439 No, no. Let's not wipe them out yet... I want to see how they make fire. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1440 Ugh, is my butt really that big? 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1441 Yes, I know he's a troglodyte, but his painting style is cutting edge. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1442 Now it's your turn to clean up the graffiti! 1.3485 0.04561 132 89 40 3
1443 I like new perspectives in art, but I find his work rather cold-blooded. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
1444 We’ll get credit for these eventually, just give it some time. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1445 When he goes extinct, we'll claim the credit. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1446 I agree with you, Thad, but at least he's out of that godawful neo-cubism phase. 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1447 That's nothing, I hear they've got a Brontosaurus up north who likes to stack really big rocks. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1448 Shh... That's Tyron Rex. He did Stonehenge! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1449 And he does it all without opposable thumbs! 1.3485 0.04686 132 90 38 4
1450 When you said Liz was doing the wall decoration I though she was a woman. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1451 If we kill him now, those drawings will be worth a fortune someday. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1452 We'll let him finish, kill him, and then take all the credit 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1453 Those stupid drawings of his will never come off. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1454 I never suspected it was them. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1455 It's gonna take forever to scrub that off! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1456 Look who thinks he's an artist! 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1457 OK you tell him it's not his cave 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1458 You're sure he said having us 'over' for dinner? 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1459 He said it is a menu! What's a menu? 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1460 My kid could paint that. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1461 Let it go ahead and draw. After its gone extinct the cave will be worth a fortune. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1462 My daughter can do that. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1463 It will be more valuable after he dies. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1464 Very primitive - she must have been raised by Neanderthals. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1465 It lacks the gravitas of his earlier work. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1466 What's the hieroglyph for plagiarism? 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1467 They're charming in a primitive sort of way, but I've always preferred his early Cretaceous Period for its authenticity. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1468 I hope the clubs work better than the spears did. 1.3471 0.05341 121 86 28 7
1469 Looks like we're on the menu. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1470 How does it feel to have a pet that's smarter than you? 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1471 We are all just notches on the wall. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1472 Representational art always seems so obvious. 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1473 That is Lizardo de Vinci. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
1474 Let him finish. The value will skyrocket once they're extinct. 1.3465 0.05632 127 94 22 11
1475 He goes by Picassosaurus. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1476 Not only does he do nice work...we got him for 2 pterodactyls. 1.3465 0.04660 127 86 38 3
1477 I think he's gifted...don't you, honey? 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1478 Whaddaya wanna bet we get blamed for that? 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1479 So he's got talent but will he have staying power. 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1480 Superficially it's about the hunt. But all paintings are in their essence, self-portraits. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1481 Did you hear he got a full ride to RISD? 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1482 It has a sort of primitive charm. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1483 Hm... I never did like pre-modernism. 1.3465 0.04239 127 83 44 0
1484 Not art. Menu! 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1485 Just think of what this will do for home prices around here. 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1486 Let him be. In the future everybody will assume we are the artists. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1487 He’s my ghost writer 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1488 You look better with short hair. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1489 He's changed completely since he went on Prozoic. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1490 His method has been dead for 65 million years. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1491 Tell me about it . . .same design on the wallpaper at Granite Home Decorating for a tenth of the price. 1.3462 0.04849 130 90 35 5
1492 I have no idea what it's doing but we have bigger sticks - let's kill it. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1493 Let's tell everybody we drew them 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1494 I don't know about you, but I've never been a big fan of Primitive Art. 1.3462 0.04849 130 90 35 5
1495 You realize he's got a pea-sized brain and he's touching up our cave drawings! 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1496 Cave art or graffiti?! Look man, it's a reptile, standing on two legs and painting--in color! 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
1497 Do you want to tell him he could save 15% or more by switching to Geico, or should I? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1498 He says there'll be a caption contest someday. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1499 I hit him with club. You co-opt his aesthetic. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1500 I didn't know they could stand upright. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1501 He claims to be a herbivore, but look at that list of groceries. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1502 I told you he wasn't a herbivore 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1503 You can't have your art and eat it too. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1504 Paleolithographs. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1505 I'm not that fat am I? 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
1506 You call that "art"? My three year old could do that.... 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1507 Another primitive artist? What is it about you and primitive art, anyway? 1.3440 0.04558 125 84 39 2
1508 I think his images are very derivative. 1.3440 0.04833 125 86 35 4
1509 This is gonna fool the hell out of someone later on. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1510 Let him go. Someday we'll get credit for it. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1511 Art isn't just dying. It's going extinct. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1512 Yes...I commissioned him. Artforum said he's gonna be huge in a couple of years... 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1513 I’ve got a five year old nephew who could do that! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1514 Did he make me look fat? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1515 Those garish colors... that Pop-Art sensibility... it's like he's not even trying. 1.3438 0.04763 128 88 36 4
1516 Looks like we're back on the menu. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1517 He claims he has a brain with two sides. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1518 It's the elusive Picassosaurus 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1519 If he draws one more fake news horse, I'll club him! 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1520 My five-year old could do that. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1521 They'll be known as his Paleolithic period works, you knuckle dragger. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1522 Stupid Pet Tricks 1.3415 0.04293 123 81 42 0
1523 Revisionist history 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1524 He’s preparing to tell the story of how men evolved into dinosaurs. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1525 Looks like an obituary column to me. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1526 He's doing it again, the meaningless drawing thing. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1527 Fake news again! 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1528 They say he's ahead of his time. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1529 You tell him no graffiti. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1530 Can you believe that little reptile has been short-listed for the Booker Prize?! 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1531 He's reptilian, but he paints like a primate. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1532 Looks like plagiarism to me. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1533 If I'm being honest, I much preferred his earlier work. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1534 I finally got him to stop with those happy little clouds. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1535 The elders want limits on self-expression. And we need meat. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1536 He'd be more successful if he didn't eat his patrons. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1537 Do we exit through the gift shop? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1538 Special?....my two year old could do that. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1539 He's drawn to prey. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1540 Just more fake news. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1541 It cost me an arm and a leg but a picassosaurus is worth it. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1542 Big deal, let's see him grow a beard. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1543 Everybody’s a critic. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1544 I thought we weren't keeping score. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1545 I just can't separate the artist from the predator 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1546 He's the last one. I say we eat him! 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1547 He recently completed his Jurassic period and is now embracing Realism. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1548 ...but exactly how much is this decorator going to cost me? 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1549 I prefer impressionists- let's eat him. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1550 Don't worry, I bought her washable markers to draw with. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1551 My cave drawings paleo in comparison. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1552 He thinks because he can stand up, he can do anything. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1553 Now remember; club first, critique second. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1554 It's how they count calories. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1555 As soon as he finishes the apartment, we'll eat him. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1556 I knew it was a mistake to ask you to pick out the wallpaper . 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1557 Can it really be considered "post-modern?" 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1558 With him out of the way, we could take the credit. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1559 We're totally stealing this and putting it on our Facebook Wall. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1560 If we do this we can change history 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1561 It's a Banskysaurus. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1562 The last time someone critiqued him they lost a leg. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1563 Looks like we're gonna discover plagiarism. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1564 Don't be critical. He'll evolve. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1565 As long as we clobber him, BEFORE he signs it, we can take all the credit for it. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1566 There is no religious significance. I said "prey," not "pray"! 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1567 He says he is a Dalisaur. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1568 Maybe we should come back when he's not so busy. 1.3388 0.04321 121 80 41 0
1569 That's nothing—mine has entered its cubist phase. 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1570 Don't worry, Marvin...when the trains start coming through no one is going to give shit what's on the wall. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1571 And I thought he was a vegetarian. 1.3388 0.04629 121 82 37 2
1572 He's on your side of the cave. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1573 Imagine the resale value when she's extinct! 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1574 At last we know where all that fake news is coming from! 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1575 Wait until he's done. Paintings' value increases when the artist dies. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1576 I've got a good sense of perspective too, Gak, and we need to kill him. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1577 So how do you like your new printer? 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1578 Early dinosaur art is so exciting. Primitive, however. 1.3387 0.04418 124 83 40 1
1579 Just think how much they will worth when they are extinct! 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1580 In a few thousand years, they'll think that we were great artists! 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1581 Sure, he's a real and present danger, but evolving to become president--I just don't see it. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1582 If we kill him, we can take the credit for the art, 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1583 History is written by the winners. Get over it. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1584 At least you can't say his work is derivative. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1585 I thought you told you wife no more interior decorators! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1586 Hold up, I want to see how the story ends!! 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1587 Does he realize he'll have to repaint when he moves out? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1588 Be careful - the Crayolasaurus is filled with angst and despair. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1589 It’s a limited series...The gallery is calling it “Pre-Extinction Art” 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1590 It's not better than our wheel invention...what's the point of a grocery list if you can't take it to the store? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1591 I say we kill him, and up the value of his art. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1592 I say it perpetuates an unrealistic body image for young cavepeople. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1593 Let's kill it and take credit for the origin of symbolic behavior. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1594 I just thought of a new word... "plagiarism". 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1595 I was going to go with wall paper, but this really makes the place one-of-a-kind. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1596 Chiaroscuro good. Perspective bad. Ugg. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1597 This kind of thing is really messing with my ideas on evolution. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1598 He said something about a cartoon caption contest. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1599 I like his work, but it's a little primitive. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1600 When he becomes extinct we’ll take credit. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1601 Yes, they're good likenesses, but is it art? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1602 So that's what Banksy looks like! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1603 Don’t worry. To the evictors go the spoils. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1604 We’re witnessing history. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1605 But it's not true primitivism. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1606 Plagiosaurus is harmless but annoying. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1607 His evolution has been fascinating. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1608 His work is so contrived. What a dinosaur. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1609 He's good, but I bet he won't be appreciated in his own time. 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1610 I think he’s trying to alter history. 1.3361 0.04509 119 80 38 1
1611 He's too Jurassic period for my taste. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1612 The vet suggested we encourage him express his creativity to help with the fire breathing. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1613 I thought you said your artwork was original. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1614 My two year-old could do that. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1615 You could've taught him to roll over or shake, but you thought draw was the trick to start with? 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1616 Tonight's specials for his restaurant. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1617 Yeah, but is it still art when they do it? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1618 So much for intelligent design. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1619 Wow...your Home Entertainment System is a real dinosaur. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1620 He got my hair all wrong. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1621 All that without opposable thumbs. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1622 I clearly said "Cavort." But she heard "Cave Art." 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1623 You said, you drew those. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1624 I count three NINAs. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1625 Yes, it's sad, but think what they'll be worth after we eat him. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1626 We're gonna have to get off our knuckles and evolve, Krog. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1627 I hear he cut off one of his own dorsal plates. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1628 He can't stop posting photos to his wall... 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1629 I'm more into abstract expressionism myself 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1630 It's a menu. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1631 I thought you sold me an original. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1632 In 10,000 years scientists won't know what they mean. Besides, they'll think we did them. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1633 Let 'im finish... we'll take the credit later... 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1634 What should we tell him first: that painting is dead, or that dinosaurs are extinct? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1635 He did my neighbor's cave, got paid a fortune. 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1636 Do you think he made me look fat? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1637 Disappointedly, two dimensional 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1638 Okay, urk, I’ll bash him and you sign it. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1639 I say we hit him on head and take credit. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
1640 Do you think he's making fun of us? 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1641 He's just showing off, overcompensating for his tiny hands. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1642 Oh, great. Now we'll never get back our cleaning deposit. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1643 Should we club him anyway? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1644 Don't worry, Skorg--I caught his most recent show in Chelsea the other day. His days as top predator are numbered. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1645 Let's see if those fancy little sticks are going to help him now. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1646 His work is clealy derivitive of the upper cretaceous neo-reptilian school. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1647 Shh... be quiet. He almost saurus. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1648 Sorry, wrong cave. She's the artist in residence. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1649 Can you image what he could do if he had the 64 box with built in sharpener. 1.3333 0.04702 117 80 35 2
1650 I don't know why she's famous. * I *could do *that*. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1651 I guess this means we have to rethink that theory of evolution. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1652 He paints his passion: devouring his subject matter. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1653 Why, oh why does an artist facing looming extinction go with chalk? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1654 He’s at an awkward stage and I’m worried about his future --- he spends most of his time alone in his room posting things on that stupid wall. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1655 I hope we don't get blamed for that primitive work. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1656 When they're anatomically correct, then I'll be impressed. 1.3333 0.04783 120 83 34 3
1657 Don’t worry, it’s not like he can sign it. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1658 Don't worry, history will credit us. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1659 It really thinks someone is going to be interested in looking at it someday. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1660 You tell him to clean it. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1661 Let's sign it - they'll never believe he drew it! 1.3333 0.04634 120 82 36 2
1662 If we kill him not only will we have food, but the value of our cave art will increase immeasurably. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1663 History is written by the victor. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1664 Early Graffiti . . Hope no one thinks we did this. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1665 The species won't last because it'll never find a job. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1666 You club him, I’ll figure out the caption. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1667 Well, there's no problem with provenance. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1668 Sure he has style. But where’s the substance? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1669 We'll get blamed for this. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1670 I think he's captured our ennui. 1.3306 0.04751 121 84 34 3
1671 These are originals. We're golden! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1672 It's the menu for his new restaurant 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1673 I knew those little arms would be good for something. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1674 His landlord is so not going to give him his deposit back on this place! 1.3306 0.04452 121 82 38 1
1675 I agree that he's an artistic visionary, but we're also starving. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1676 Don't worry about him. He's doomed for extinction. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1677 I bet they'll be worth something when he's extinct. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1678 I have a bad feeling about today's menu. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1679 I don't know about you, but I've had it with primitivism. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1680 I dunno...seems somewhat derivative to me. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1681 He's a dinosaur. Does it still count as cultural appropriation if we take credit? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1682 So that's how they got there. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1683 And all without opposable thumbs. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1684 He won't respond to calls, but he's always posting on his wall. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1685 My wife hired him to decorate. I try to stay out of it. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1686 He has a brain the size of a walnut, but he sells better than me. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1687 Imagine how much it will be worth when he's extinct. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1688 Yes, but his grasp of perspective is sadly lacking! 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1689 Why did he make us so small? 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1690 Well, it's OK, but I think it's primitive. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1691 I thought you said all the best decorators were gay. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1692 It's the same as the lunch menu, but with higher prices. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1693 It’s a break from Primitivism, more like Post-Neolithic Expressionism. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1694 Can you just go talk to her for me? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1695 They call him Dalisaurus. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1696 Personally, I found the work quite primitive 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1697 He does the work and we get the credit. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1698 It's the hottest new restaurant in town. The menu changes every week. It's all Paleo and Gluten-Free. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1699 ...and the price will skyrocket once he’s extinct. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1700 Look! It's a BobRossosaurus. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1701 Big deal, my kid could do that. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1702 The exuberance of color rendering is reminiscent of the late Paleolithic. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1703 His prices have skyrocketed ever since we found his tracks and poop. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1704 His therapist said it would be good for his anger. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1705 He's been drawing a lot since the election. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1706 Is that his dinner menu? 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1707 I prefer his earlier Jurassic work. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1708 Well, this clearly challenges our understanding of history! 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1709 We better get drawing or they’ll never know we were here. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1710 We're still eating him. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1711 Yeah, that's the one that ate Leonardo. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1712 Don't club the messenger. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1713 Believe me, it'll be worth a lot more after he's dead. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
1714 Pretty good, right? I'm thinking of using him to illustrate my "Paleo Diet" book. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1715 I don't understand post-paleo art. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1716 I could have totally drawn that if I thought of it. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1717 If this gets out, my reputation and legacy will be ruined! 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1718 Representational and unevolved. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1719 She demanded complete creative control. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1720 You think this is good? You should see his watercolors! 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1721 Notice how tiny his hands are. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1722 I don't care how creative it is, I need dinner ! 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1723 The cave adds ten pounds. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1724 I think they'll be worth more if he's not around. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1725 I think we can learn something from this. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1726 These starving artists are all a dying breed! 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1727 They say the family just moved here from Lescaux 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1728 He's doing freelance work during these difficult financial times. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1729 Primitivism just doesn’t speak to me. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1730 Are we supposed to feed him, pay him or club him? 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1731 We'll take the credit and then stage the body to look like he died 100 million years ago. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1732 What are you worried about? There's only got room for 140 characters. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1733 He's clever, but none of his stuff will last. 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
1734 Do you still believe in evolution? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1735 Not bad. Think we could get him over to Lascaux? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1736 Shhh, he's my ghostwriter. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1737 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1738 How are those cartoons funny? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1739 It's the kids menu. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1740 Are you sure you want to eat here? It looks like we're the house specialty. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1741 Yeah, it's safe. That's just our artist-in-residence. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1742 They're going to be extinct. We'll get all the credit. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1743 There's no way I'm that fat - I've been on a strict paleo diet my whole life. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1744 I wish I would have thought of that! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1745 My wife hired him--says the new decor adds class to my man cave! 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1746 I told you dinosaurs are sketchy. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1747 I heard he eats everything he draws. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1748 Judging by his artistic ability he'll be extinct within the millennia. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1749 Well, if they do go extinct, they'll at least stop marking up our walls! 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1750 Who the hell wants to look at pictures of his dinner? 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1751 It's better than his neolithic work. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1752 Looks like the lunch menu. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1753 Whaddya mean we have to respect modern art? I'm hungry! 1.3274 0.06087 113 87 15 11
1754 Not exactly my taste, but I guess I can live with it. 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1755 I'm having second thoughts -- those guys had spears. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1756 To hold, as 'twere, the mirror up to nature. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1757 NO more interns, OK? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1758 Show off! 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1759 The next thing you know, they will be saying we did it. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1760 He calls it artistic license. I say it's revisionist history. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1761 I don't know when his arms got long enough to reach the walls, but he's going to have to go.. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1762 At least junior is being creative during his time out. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1763 I believe it is an erectus illustratus! 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1764 My wife got tired of the old decorations. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1765 Humph! Gork worked in that medium an age ago. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1766 Before you know it, they'll be selling insurance. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1767 It's a risk, yes, but she's just as skillful as the males and I thought I'd give her a chance. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1768 What's a plagiarist? And why would I want to eat one? 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1769 One of the last ones, let him finish first... 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1770 Oh man, that's never gonna come off. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1771 I can't believe she left you for an artist. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1772 It looks like post modernism to me. 1.3246 0.04577 114 78 35 1
1773 And I'm gonna assume that whole fire thing was your idea, too? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1774 Ten thousand years from now, who's gonna care? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1775 Do we bust him for graffiti or get him to teach us how he does it? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1776 We can do better 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1777 Does this fossil really have to post after every hunt? 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1778 I know, but the kids love 'em. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1779 I think that's the new art teacher 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1780 Art is more valuable after the artist's death. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1781 Trust me, the drawing added ten pounds . 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1782 Art historians won't have a clue who did this.". 1.3246 0.04744 114 79 33 2
1783 I'm not going to be the one that tells him his painting is derivative. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1784 I predict we’re going to be blamed for these. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1785 You know those stains will never come out. 1.3246 0.04905 114 80 31 3
1786 I wonder how his story ends. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1787 If we don't club him, we'll never evolve. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1788 It's dinner and a show. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1789 He misspelled pterodactyl. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1790 This steakhouse features locally-sourced ingredients. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1791 He's in his post-primordial period. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1792 You clobber him and I'll cook him and we'll just tell everybody it was a meteor. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
1793 No kill yet. Let finish master bedroom first. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1794 I find his rendering of us intentionally offensive. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1795 At least he's not doing the interpretative dance anymore. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1796 History is written by the lizards 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1797 I hope this doesn't reflect poorly on us in 35,000 years. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1798 Let history be the judge here. 1.3243 0.04816 111 77 32 2
1799 Let it be. Someday we’ll get the credit as great cave artists. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1800 Nobody clubs anyone until he has a chance to decorate the baby's room. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1801 When does he think he is, 1508 AD? 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1802 Damnit Carl, I told you the alarm company sticker in the window wasn’t enough of a detterent. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1803 All he ever posts is cute pictures of prey. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1804 A million years from now people are going to think we did that. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1805 They’ll be worth even more when he’s extinct. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1806 We really need to up our act. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1807 OK so he's talented - how's he going to earn a living? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1808 I hope they don't think we did this. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1809 I told you--it's all fake news. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1810 He's been into the Arts ever since seeing the royalities from my Geico commercial. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1811 This goes beyond simple cultural appropriation. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1812 Bet they charge an arm and a leg for a portrait. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1813 Yeah, but my wife likes art more than a dinosaur steak. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1814 Darwin will love this 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1815 He should be thinking about survival, not art. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1816 My cave kid could cave paint that. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1817 Me just think of new concept called "appropriation." 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1818 It's when he switched to oils that it really became annoying. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1819 Hold on, Flint, I think its Banksy. 1.3214 0.04611 112 77 34 1
1820 Derivative, but well executed. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1821 Let him finish, I'm telling you, this'll be worth millions after he's dead! 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1822 'Lizardardo da Vinci' 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1823 My wife hired a decorator 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1824 There's a resemblance, but I don't believe it's you. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1825 And he won’t get a real job. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1826 You know, if he dosen't sign his mane, they'll think we did it. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1827 I knew you didn't draw them. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1828 If we don't stop him, we caveman are going to be blamed for these primitive, poor quality drawings. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1829 I told you he wasn't a herbivore 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1830 You in for some cultural appropriation? 1.3214 0.04611 112 77 34 1
1831 Don't kill him yet-in the future people will think we drew them 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1832 They're going to think it was us. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1833 I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
1834 They say the cave adds ten pounds. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1835 I don't know art but I know what I like. 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1836 I told you George, evolution is not a straight line. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1837 I don't know what it is—but I feel strongly we should club it before it signs its name. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1838 There's no future in that. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1839 I've always said he was ahead of his time. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1840 His technique is O.K., but his style is so Pleistocene 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1841 He does have an eye for realism. 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1842 Interesting use of ochre but the composition needs work. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1843 I said 'new carpets' not 'new cavepets'! 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1844 No, we let him finish first, then we take the credit! 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
1845 It’s reminiscenr of his Paleozoic period. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1846 Gronk kill more than 2 yaks, 1 antelope and 1 bird... Fake News! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1847 After we eat him, let’s leave a few handprints on the wall. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1848 "He's one of the best Man Cave artists around". 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1849 You had to give him charcoals. 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1850 Please tell me you got a damage deposit. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1851 Oh oh, that's bad news, we need to tell the others; he has just expanded his menu items to include humans. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
1852 I hear we show up in the sequel. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1853 The Joneses' one can only do stick figures. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1854 It takes more than talent to make it in this world. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1855 We've been using art therapy to help him work through his extinction. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1856 If I didn't see it with my on eyes ,I'd never believe they could stand. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1857 If I were you I wouldn't criticize her style. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1858 What are we going to tell Darwin? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1859 I hired him to design the new menu. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1860 If you think you can do any better go ahead and knock him out. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1861 This also explain's Krug's body being found with utensils. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1862 I told you no one would be at this gallery opening 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1863 Be careful - I heard he eats critics for lunch. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1864 I'd be more interested in eating here if were weren't on the menu. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1865 We better put our side of the story in stone too. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1866 If he gives me small hands again... 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1867 Early plagiarism. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1868 Worst thing, he expects us to stand in raptor admiration. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1869 I found him on Rex's List..... 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1870 I thought you were teaching him to fetch? 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1871 The origin of fake news 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
1872 People 20 thousand years from now are NOT going to believe this. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1873 After we whack him it's my turn to put in the captions. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1874 This guy's art is historic. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1875 I thought we were going with a more modern decor? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1876 They call it art, but it's really just a precursor to gentrification. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1877 He's known as, "The Creationist." 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1878 I think it's the rare " sketch-a-saurus! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1879 He is really rewriting prehistory. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1880 I think he is posting on his wall. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1881 Antelope for dinner, again? 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1882 Or we could just let nature take its course. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1883 Do you think future inhabitants of the earth will still be writing on each other’s walls? 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1884 I'd buy one right off the wall, but the gallery owner is a lousy chiseler. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1885 I have no taste for art but the artist will taste good. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1886 Well, that solves the question of whether dinosaurs existed when cavemen did. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1887 I think I know where Fred and Wilma have been. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1888 His mom and I wish he would play outside for a change. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1889 You know, Ugg, they say squid are intelligent, too. Doesn't mean I'm giving up calamari. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1890 Watch one home improvement show and everyone thinks their an expert. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1891 I just don't dig primitive art 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1892 Apparently, it's called "Art Therapy". 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1893 You really might be onto something with these unpaid internships. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1894 I encourage him to explore his inner creature. 1.3178 0.04713 107 74 32 1
1895 Our home is being defaced by our dinner. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1896 Re-writing history to suit his own views, so wrong! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1897 Fucking lizards. I hate them. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1898 The menu never evolves. Same old same old. A couple of meats. A fish. A fowl. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1899 I think I look fat. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1900 Is it appropriation if they're technically extinct? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1901 Let's wait until he evolves into a chicken. 1.3158 0.04373 114 78 36 0
1902 This new gallery is going to price us out of the neighborhood. 1.3158 0.04714 114 80 32 2
1903 Let him finish and then we'll sign our names at the bottom 1.3158 0.04714 114 80 32 2
1904 I hope that's not his grocery list. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1905 I think it's a Degasaurus 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1906 YOU tell him to clean off the wall! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1907 I'm not certain which way our evolution is heading, but this doesn't bode well. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1908 Walk slowly and let him know he can sell prints on Etsy. 1.3153 0.04430 111 76 35 0
1909 When will Lascaux get with the times and pass a graffiti ordinance? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1910 Let him finish... then we eat. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1911 Well, apparently, he goes by the name of 'Banksy.' 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1912 We always lose, the way he draws it. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1913 A Jurassic cave drawing in a Triassic rambler--what an idiot! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1914 Cave Hunters Show say custom artwork hurts resale value. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1915 See... I told you those art lessons would pay off. 1.3148 0.04679 108 75 32 1
1916 And he calls OUR work fake news. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1917 Let's go see if the Mammoth finished with the pottery. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1918 It’s call modern art for a reason, Dan. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1919 The first grocery list 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1920 Let's see how Darwin explains this! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1921 No, I can’t do that either, but his technique is so ... primitive. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1922 Yeah, but he can't hunt worth a damn! 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1923 His style is definitely late Jurassic. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1924 It's a trap. Don't believe he just wants you to see his etchings. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1925 He says it'll appreciate in a few thousand years. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1926 Are those the lunch specials? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1927 I sell his work for millions, and all he asks is three lizards a day. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1928 He calls it 'fake news.' 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1929 Fake glyph. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1930 Yeah, but if we start copying him, what does that say about evolution? 1.3148 0.04679 108 75 32 1
1931 They're not to scale 1.3148 0.04490 108 74 34 0
1932 See what happens when you start outsourcing? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1933 I don't mind. He does the work. We get the credit. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1934 Ugh! He’s so-o-o Neo-Lithic. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1935 Everything he draws is so lifelike 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1936 Nobody's invented intellectual property rights yet, so let's club him and take the credit. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1937 They never get my nose right. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1938 Richard Dawkins won't be happy with this. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1939 Home schooled. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1940 Again we get to the opening before it's ready. That's why everyone calls us "Early Man". 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1941 Don't worry in 45,000 years from now they'll think we did the drawings. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1942 You're the one that wanted to adopt. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1943 A million years from now, we'll get the credit. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1944 This is your lizard brain on drugs. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1945 You won't want to model for him - he's a realist. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1946 He prefers ordering off the menu. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1947 Are you going to eat him when he's done? 1.3143 0.04749 105 73 31 1
1948 There's got to be a way we can take credit for this. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1949 In selling real estate, staging is crucial. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1950 Watch me teach this graffiti artist a lesson he soon won't forget. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1951 Let him finish , then will kill him and sign his work 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1952 Face it. He is never going to be happy going hunting with Dad. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1953 How the hell did HE get accepted at Parsons? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1954 I told you to lock the cave! 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1955 I get the extinct feeling he is mocking us 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1956 I think it's safe to go in... he's obviously already eaten Leonardo. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1957 He's wasting his time. I just saw Noah building his boat. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1958 Ahead of his time! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1959 You know you're never going to get that crayon off that wallpaper. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1960 revolutionary?...no evolutionary?...only time will tell 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1961 Martha hired some fancy foreigner to decorate. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1962 My stick is much larger than that! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1963 He's no cutting-edge artist. His latest exhibition is like something out of the Stone Age. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1964 Fake news or is he just bragging? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1965 Just let it be. It’s his Last Will. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1966 We have no choice. She contradicts evolutionary theory. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1967 First the lizartists move in, then the rents go up. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1968 I think we’re witnessing the dawn of science fiction. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1969 Again? He wants more colors? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1970 What do you expect? It's already discovered fire. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1971 I hate editors. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1972 What difference will it make in 100,000 years! 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1973 I say we club him and they'll think we painted it. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1974 We should let him live just to piss off Richard Dawkins. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1975 Is it an homage or a menu? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1976 He's the Dinoangelo of our time." 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1977 He calls it "food porn"...whatever that is. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1978 Why are we always ugly? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1979 I had always wondered what those tiny arms were for. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1980 Once they're extinct, it will be worth a fortune. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1981 Maybe we should start standing on our hind legs too 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1982 His next project is a pyramid. 1.3113 0.04519 106 73 33 0
1983 He get's $2 for a caricature. Let's do it! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1984 Sheesh, editors. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1985 Frankly, I'd prefer wallpaper. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1986 He really has evolved into a great artist. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1987 Right after he finishes the fight scene, we’ll eat him. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1988 The interior decorator thought a primitive art theme would work best. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1989 Thus far, the talented ones have escaped extinction. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1990 I told you that sending him to art school was a big mistake. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1991 Let's just see how things evolve... 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1992 Nobody has to know who made the drawings, if we just take over. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1993 He’s got the fame now, but in 12,000 years we’ll be the stars 1.3107 0.04785 103 72 30 1
1994 That's the one that stole my pen. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1995 Evolutionary Art, they say. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1996 Frankly, I find it rather derivative. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1997 He draws a picture of everything he eats! 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1998 Oh, I came up with a caption right away - the problem is, it's too obvious. 1.3107 0.04980 103 73 28 2
1999 Does that bloody Gahanasaurus have to post a picture of every meal he's had? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
2000 If it is Banky, in 20,000 years it'll be worth lots of shiny things. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2001 He's booked through winter 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2002 Why are we always behind the times? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2003 2000 years from now, we will get blamed for this 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2004 Don't believe any of that nonsense. It's all fake news. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2005 He calls it Post-Meteorite. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2006 Call me paleolithic but since when did cave graffitti become "art?" 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2007 With drawings like that, he'll be extinct in no time. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2008 Who in Nog's name is Banksy? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2009 I need to get something off my chest. All this time I thought it was you who was sneaking in here and drawing penises on my artwork. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
2010 I’ve never been a fan of abstract extinctionism. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2011 It's called Abstract Jurassic. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2012 We'll do it just before he signs, and we'll take credit. 1.3077 0.04749 104 73 30 1
2013 Lizards have opposable thumbs? 1.3077 0.04749 104 73 30 1
2014 I think it's a menu. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2015 More fake wall news ! 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
2016 Looks like his lunch menu for next week. We'd better pack up and bolt. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2017 Let's do violence upon him and then appropriate his cultural heritage! 1.3077 0.06273 104 82 12 10
2018 He's in a "Post-Jurassic" phase 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2019 We better nip this in the bud. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2020 Actually, they are doing murals in all of the new caves. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2021 I find the primitive realism to be obscenely exaggerated. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2022 OMG, if Izod puts one more posting on his wall, I'mma goin' club him! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2023 Og, I really think he captured your likeness. Me -- not so much. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2024 Years from now you know they’re going to blame all this fake news on us. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2025 I wouldn't pose for him. He likes having his models over for dinner! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2026 I like his abstract work better. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2027 It’s Banksy! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2028 He said he's sick and tired of not controlling his own narrative. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2029 Who said history is written by the victors? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2030 The wife insisted we get an interior designer. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2031 I say we make him an Extinctionist painter. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2032 He did a beautiful mural in my daughter's room before he ate her. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2033 Hey, I know him, that's Art! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2034 What's particularly remarkable is he lacks opposing thumbs. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2035 First kill, then appropriate art. Works for us in future. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2036 Leave him alone... he's making us look good. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2037 I don't care how much you like it, it's still outsider art. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2038 I must admit, it does make the place look nicer. We should do that in our cave. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2039 I think the brushstrokes would be more powerful if his arms were longer. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2040 That's all he does since you got him those sticks! 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2041 He's got real talent. It's a shame that we have to club him to death. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2042 Dumb beast hasn't mastered perspective. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2043 Her work is daringly post-Cretaceous. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2044 He made me look fat. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2045 BANKSYSAURUS 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2046 They say his works have an animalistic, almost prehistoric, vibe.... Frankly, I find those comments offensive... 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2047 Oh, please. No one is going to believe he did it. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2048 It's the interior decorator my wife hired. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2049 The menu never changes 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2050 If he gets the grant, I'm switching to watercolor. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2051 We're losing control of the narrative. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2052 It's a Sketchasaurus. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
2053 It's cheaper than wallpaper. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2054 I heard he’s already working on the prequel 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2055 He's union. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
2056 He's become the voice of our generation. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2057 Think she's making a grocery list? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2058 We're going to get blamed for this, just know it. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2059 He goes by 'Dinotello'. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2060 you said his brain was how small? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2061 Don't worry. Cavemen and dinosaurs only co-exist in cartoons. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2062 He's crazy-- nobody will believe that story! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2063 I have a feeling we'll get blamed. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2064 If he doesn't straighten up and get a real job, I swear he's going extinct. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2065 You may see artistic theft, murder and extinction, but I see the logo for my New Age cafe. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
2066 Of course it's primitive realism. He's a dinosaur with an MFA 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
2067 These dinosaurs just keep coming in and taking our jobs! 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2068 We are going to have to stop him, otherwise, in a few thousand years, they will think we were terrible drawers. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2069 Who knew you could do it without opposing thumbs? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2070 Goddamn lizards always takin' our jobs 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2071 His perspective is way off. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2072 It's so hard to find an affordable decorator today. The breed is practically extinct! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2073 Excuse me, is this Intro to Painting? 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
2074 So many people are afraid of contemporary art these days. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2075 I don’t care if he does have unlimited texting. Enough’s enough! 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2076 I am sick of his Cave Drawing Caption contests. Let’s get him. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2077 Is he painting his last supper? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2078 Did you hire him? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2079 I find the overall composition curiously amateurish, especially given the utter perfection he conveys through such exquisitely captivating detail. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2080 Reptiles drawing pictographs! What a bunch of croc. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2081 It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2082 It's humiliating until you realize he's terrible at hands and feet. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2083 This art therapy fling is ruining our man-cave aesthetic. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2084 I hired him to get rid of the bats. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2085 I warned you about renting to dinosaurs. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2086 I don't know, I think I preferred his blue period. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2087 He’s making our cave great again. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2088 If we play it right, we can get credit for this a million years from now. Residual rights for our descendants will put them in a cozy cave. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2089 Wasting his time again with pictures that will be forgotten by tomorrow. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2090 He calls it primitive art. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2091 The brushwork is so exquisite I kind of feel bad about eating all of her eggs. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2092 Don’t worry, this graffiti fad will blow over soon enough. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2093 Are you sure about this evolution thing? 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
2094 You know his work might start selling if we kill him. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2095 And he called our work primitive... 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2096 Obvious _and_ derivative. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2097 His style's a little too primitive for my taste. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2098 His drawings of Adam and Eve are amazing, it's like he was there himself. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2099 Gloog, I just don't get this "modern" art . . . but in the context of human evolution, maybe I'm overthinking it. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2100 Whack him and we're famous! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2101 I've had enough of this guy sharing pictures of his food. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2102 Representational art is so last year. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2103 They're all artists... they won't be able to survive very long here. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2104 Just a minute boys, I'm writing my editorial. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2105 Ever get that feeling you're a bit too early? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2106 It's the first time I've seen fake news. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2107 Who asked him to turn our den into a drawing room? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2108 Proto-Cubism. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2109 Make sure to look at the daily specials. Some days aren’t as good as others. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2110 That’s not abstract! It’s surreal! 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2111 And you thought street art was extinct! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2112 He'll probably be big after he goes extinct. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2113 When I said we need an interior decorator this is not what I had in mind. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2114 Damn revisionist! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2115 That's Eric - his dad owns the mountain. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
2116 Anyway, it's his word against ours... 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2117 The fellas told me that Rex's modern artwork becomes priceless when he's extinct! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2118 I told you this was a transitional neighborhood! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2119 Let's kill 'em and take the credit. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2120 His earlier work is much more primitive. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2121 Yeah... but he won't be starving for long if you don't keep your voice down 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2122 He's oversharing again. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2123 Once he's extinct we can pass this is off as ours! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2124 Once they're extinct, we'll take the credit. 1.3039 0.06504 102 82 9 11
2125 So much for your extinction theory 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2126 I named him Rexbrandt. 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
2127 When the cavemen are away, the dinos will play. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2128 So what do you think about your precious diversity now, Zog? 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
2129 The art of a meal. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2130 I trust they will know fake news when they see it. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2131 This new intern program is great. They do the work, and we get the credit. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2132 And you let me think it was you! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2133 His artwork has really evolved. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2134 I had a feeling it wasn't you. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2135 I guess this means we're buying that sofa. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2136 You first! I've got bone spurs. Sad! 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
2137 The wanton defacement of private property makes killing him all the easier. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2138 He's erasing our monuments and changing our history! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
2139 Grok not make. FAKE NEWS! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2140 (obscure and therefore not a winner but funny if you look it up): "Hey, isn't that Werner Herzog in an Albino Crocodile Costume?" 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2141 These old guys are going to take credit for everything. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2142 He’s not cheap but the nursery should be done in no time! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2143 Figurative art is so last epoch. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2144 I hate to say it, but he's way better than Thag. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2145 Think of it this way, his art will be worth more after we eat him. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2146 Maybe he knows the end is near. 1.3030 0.04642 99 69 30 0
2147 The dietician told me to record what I had for dinner last night 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2148 So derivative! So jejune! No wonder he's going extinct. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2149 Those pastels won't last very long. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2150 He's pretty evolved for an extinct species. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2151 They say you can live forever through your art, but her career is about to become extinct. 1.3030 0.04642 99 69 30 0
2152 Ha ha. He has to draw the same picture twice because his brain is too small to handle Arabic numerals. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2153 You and I are on that wall; he's so cold-blooded. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
2154 Well, you know what they say: 'One man's Mesozoic reptile is another man's Paleolithic dinner.' 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2155 That's his week of lunches. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2156 I dunno. I've always been more of a fan of his Post-Pleistocene work 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2157 Hmm...do we eat him, or hire him? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2158 We wanted him to go to medical school, but he has other ideas. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2159 I could draw him drawing but that would be too modern and ironic. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2160 He says he wants to depict cave people and our world before we become extinct. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2161 What really riles me is that someday thousands of years from now they'll all think that we humans couldn't draw....... 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2162 How many times have i asked you to put your charcoal away before we go out? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2163 Not sure where he's from . . . Marge called the art school and asked if they had someone who dabbled in nature scenes. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2164 As soon as he comes out, he's 'history'! 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
2165 A decorator?! You really have caved man! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2166 Sure, he's making us money now, but if we kill him their market value will skyrocket. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2167 It'll never sell -- totally derivative. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2168 Me think art not as outrageous as New Yorker thinking dinosaurs and humans lived during same period. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2169 He is too avant-garde for a grotto. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2170 Evolution made these less childlike in the last 10, 000 years. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2171 No way we can eat him now, am I right? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2172 Piccassaurus, early period 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2173 Let him finish decorating before we eat him. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2174 man, I wish we would have thought of that! 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2175 She's an artist, she's single, you should be happy to club her. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2176 Let's check out what Dino has on the menu board tonight. 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
2177 Who let the Sketchosaurus in? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2178 I think it's a memoir. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2179 Plagiarism is the highest form of flattery. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2180 *You* tell him! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2181 Its a Fakenewsosaurus. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2182 He’s a member of the Pre-Neanderthalite Brotherhood. 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
2183 So if we eat it AND move in it's cultural appropriation? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2184 You and your two footed friends 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2185 Dinosaur? I see an innovator. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2186 It may be a dinosaur but it prints really clear images. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2187 Where there's charcoal, there must be fire. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2188 Let me do all the talking. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2189 I thought it would be nice to have an artist in residence 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
2190 That’s not art. That’s today’s menu! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2191 Don't worry, only the Creationists will believe the dinosaurs did it. 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2192 What the heck?! We are definitely not that hairy! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2193 How the hell did he get my crayons? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2194 Pretty sophisticated for a lizard, don't you think? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2195 History is written by the victor. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2196 They've been around like 70 million years and they're still doing THIS? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
2197 Great. Millions of years from now, he'll get all the credit. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2198 There's the lowlife doing all that graffiti 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2199 I don't have time to draw anymore now that I'm writing. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2200 To be honest, I don't really understand modern art. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2201 Where do you imagine he gets his art supplies? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2202 Yes... a great artistic touch plus an eye for fashion, intellect, charm and wit... but what really attracted me are her opposing thumbs... 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2203 don't disturb him, we can take all the credit 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2204 I'm tellin'ya man, we need to evolve faster. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
2205 I knew he would snarf us down in an instant but I never knew he had a sensitive side. 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2206 With such tiny hands, it's a wonder he can do anything at all. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
2207 Who said figurativism was extinct? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2208 Shhh. On the count of three...Lascaux. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2209 I feel like this might be "Fake News" 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
2210 It's an Artosaurus Rex! 1.2990 0.04672 97 68 29 0
2211 I have a feeling that we're going get the blame for this. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2212 You can't blame him for drawing us like that -- just look at the length of his arms! 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2213 I always wondered what happened to my cousin. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
2214 I think the brushstrokes who be more powerful if his arms were longer. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2215 I think he has a good shot at winning that IQ contest at the White House, but if not we can certainly use him in the Senate 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2216 We ought to buy it now, before he gets famous. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2217 I'm having him do the kid's bedroom next. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2218 That is just a copy of Dave’s work. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2219 Finally! He’s stopped painting about that wretched fireball from the sky. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2220 My wife encourages it, she says it keeps him from playing with those nasty boys from the tar pits. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2221 He wouldn't make fun of our hair if he knew winter is coming. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2222 You had to hire an editor. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2223 If we club him to death, we can take credit for this. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2224 Ya see Mel, I was right... small, but right-brained. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2225 Art school? But I wanted him to become a doctor! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2226 It's a slippery slope, you know... graffiti one day, an art studio the next, then Sothoby's realty sign on your neigbhor's place... Better stop this before the property taxes goes up. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2227 You critique, me watch. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2228 He does that to screw with the heads of the paleontologists. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2229 We should try that. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2230 Let's extinct him, then say they are ours. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2231 Maybe with time his drawings will seem less esoteric. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2232 He works for scale. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2233 His kind will never learn perspective. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2234 I think we should let him finish. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2235 Quick, let's get him before he signs them! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2236 He said he's texting. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2237 Opposable thumbs are clearly over-rated. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2238 It's decent work, but it's definitely derivative of the Jurassic Period. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2239 All I said was, "Try and draw us," Rex. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2240 He’s a survivor of the Picassozoic Era. 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
2241 He's making out his supper menu. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2242 I told you not to teach him to walk on two feet. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2243 I heard about some collectors snatching these up, betting the value will skyrocket after he's extinct. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2244 I'll admit he's impressive. I'm just not into primitive art. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2245 I think he is trying to confuse the future population of Kentucky 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
2246 Maybe if we had an audio guide? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2247 Is it still plagiarism if he's not human? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2248 Don't pout; he promised to do your portrait next. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2249 Well at least he's making it look like we're the dominant species 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2250 Looks like he's planning a buffet for dinner! 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2251 These Open Cave Studios can be hit or miss 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2252 Let's off him and put our handprints on the wall. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2253 Shhh, it's a Tyrannodrawus. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2254 So, are you gonna tell him he’s extinct? 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2255 But I wanted wallpaper. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2256 If he disappears, we'll take credit for his work. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2257 what do you think wallets and gloves or purses 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2258 ...and thats with out any lessons!! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2259 Yeah, but I asked him to paint a wildebeest in mauve to match that boulder in my entryway and he got all haughty. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2260 And I thought all he could do was make fire. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2261 What's the obsession sharing pictures of their meals in this new media? 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
2262 That’s so literal. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2263 It’s not avant-guard, it’s extinct. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2264 It's her late-creationism period. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2265 I think it lacks imagination. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2266 My kid could do better than that. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2267 We'll probably get blamed for this. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2268 It'll sell better with him dead. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2269 An artist is only appreciated after his death. Let's do it. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2270 pre-pre-primitivist 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2271 He breathes fire, but he lives for his art. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2272 Either he admires our physiques or those are tonight's dinner specials. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2273 Tetradactyls, bison, homosapiens, that should keep 'em guessing. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2274 It'll never catch on 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2275 Yeah, but he's got a very limited sense of perspective. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2276 I'm posing for him next. You'll just have to wait. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2277 Once he's gone, we'll get the credit. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2278 Graffiti? He’s a master of primitivism! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2279 It's his Pleistocene Chapel. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2280 Not again, fake news! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2281 Pretty derivative, if you ask me. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2282 He's compensating for his upcoming extinction. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2283 You see art. I see dinner. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2284 It’s too modern for my tastes. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2285 Let's wait till he is done the horse, I can never get the head to look right. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2286 We found him on Dino's List. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2287 Afterwards, I'll put out a statement citing "artistic differences" 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2288 Brilliant artist, but no head for business. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2289 I don't think criticizing his art work is the right thing to do. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2290 Let's hold off--he does have a certain flair. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2291 I'm starting to think this evolution theory is fake news? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2292 That’s not what I look like. Is it? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2293 I think we may have spotted Banksy. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2294 Evidently it's food group art, and we're in it. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2295 That looks nothing like us. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2296 Time for plan B 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2297 Derivative. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2298 Don’t worry, when this gets discovered we’ll get credit. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2299 It's as if he thinks it's the Prosaic period. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2300 The archaeologists will never know. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2301 Let's be sure to leave some homonid tools in this cave, just to confuse giant lizards of the future. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2302 He is strictly 'old school'. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2303 I like the menu. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2304 Seriously. When are we ever OFF his menu. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2305 I find his art too primitive for my taste. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2306 I say we kill him, eat him, and take credit for his work. We've entered the art age now. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2307 With proper marketing he's worth more alive than dead. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2308 See, now to you believe it wasn’t me. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2309 Don't tell anybody. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2310 I don't want to be known as the guy who stopped the Reptilian Renaissance. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2311 Do we wait until he finishes the story? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2312 These paintings will be worth a lot of money when he's extinct. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2313 Notice how they all have over bites. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2314 I just feel like his art was better in his Mesozoic period. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2315 After he finishes we'll sign our names to it. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2316 His art is too primitive for my taste. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2317 Grocery list 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2318 Some day the Creation Museum will sort this all out. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2319 I can't wait to see his self-portrait. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2320 Is it just me, or is he aping us? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2321 I wish I had a walnut sized brain 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2322 I told you to copyright it. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2323 In 40,000 years nobody will know the difference. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2324 Ok, you really think someone will believe this. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2325 First the lizartists move in, then the rents go up. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2326 They have opposable thumbs? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2327 And, Fred.... you should see his pastels. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2328 Shhh ! ... They'll be worth a fortune when he's extinct. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
2329 I know fossils with better taste. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2330 They'll be gone soon and we'll get all the credit. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2331 I think it's a menu for his new restaurant. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2332 I requested abstract expressionism.... 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2333 I told you they couldn't write. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2334 We shouldn't let him be scorekeeper as well. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2335 It's a cry for help 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2336 Those cave paintings are going to be worth a lot more after he is extinct. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2337 The paint set seems to have distracted him. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2338 They are going to think we produced that crappy art. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2339 It's not cave drawings ,it's his grocery list . 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2340 Should we tell him that he's plagiarising? 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2341 They’re always worth more after they’re dead. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2342 There he goes, sharing our business with the world, again. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2343 He just said "Because it's there." 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2344 When he comes out, we'll hit him over the head, and everyone will think we drew it. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2345 Beats my stick man any day. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2346 Me can't wait for captions! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2347 Ladies first. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2348 Uh-oh, they're evolving! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2349 And we thought we were narcissistic 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2350 I don’t get their graffiti art, I just don’t. 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
2351 Should we kill him and take all the credit ? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2352 What if we put them on mugs and tee shirts? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2353 After we eat him, let's say we did it. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2354 He's a leftover from the Neo-Jurassic School . 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2355 Are you sure this is how we want to be remembered? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2356 These illegal animals keep stealing our jobs. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2357 The missing ink! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2358 It may not be Lascaux, but the price was right. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2359 They say he works for National Geographic. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2360 The birth of graffiti. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2361 all I see are new shoes 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2362 We eat him and then claim that we invented cave drawing. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2363 I say just leave him be; he's going to be extinct soon enough, anyway. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2364 I suggested that he start a food journal. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2365 I told you, Jerry... we are on his hit list. I knew your 'NICE LEGS' comment would come back to bite us. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2366 And they save we are primative 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2367 What if we dig a big hole, and blame it on a comet? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2368 He calls them selfies. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2369 Wouldn't you say his approach is rather dated? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2370 Just adding some final touches to the decor before we move in. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2371 Two days out of the animal shelter and he acts like he owns the place. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2372 Let's kill him and appropriate his style. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2373 You and I are in the same line of work. How can you afford an interior designer? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2374 Shh...it's Banksysaurus. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2375 He needs to add some fresh vegetables and whole grains! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2376 That guy Darwin from the other cave would be interested in this. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2377 It's sad that with gentrification around here, he's going to be priced out of existence. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2378 Is that what they're calling postneolithic these days? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2379 I dunno, Krog, it does kinda look like you. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2380 Once he’s extinct, they’ll be worth a fortune. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2381 Everyone is an artist these days 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2382 It's called "primitivism." 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2383 We regret to inform you that your work has not been naturally selected at this time. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2384 You know, if we get rid of him, I bet people will think we drew it. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2385 We're going to build a wall, and we're going to make them pay for it. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2386 HE'S REVISING HIS LUNCHEON MENU AGAIN !!! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2387 In my opinion, this paleolithic movement is a passing fad. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2388 'Please dad! Get us an etchasaurus! We promise to clean up after it.' .... Right. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2389 He go... Me tag with handprint...Get Credit. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2390 I like the way the primitiveness of his art accommodates violence and obsession within a rational framework. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2391 I'm not sure he's ready for a one-man show. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2392 It's a cartoon caption contest. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2393 'Would it be plagiarism if I initialed that drawing?" 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2394 It looks like something my kids could do. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2395 I hear he’s a rising star in the new Primitive School. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2396 Representation in art is absolutely prehistoric. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2397 He is just showoff to confuse anthropologist 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2398 He has a certain je ne sais quoi in his work that Og find very appealing. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2399 Plagiarus Rex 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2400 He not only stole my paint, but ate my model! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2401 It does sort of warm it up a little. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2402 His early work reflected the Big Bang era. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2403 He's a rescue dinosaur, it's part of his therapy. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2404 Let's do him a favor and eat him before his blue period. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2405 So, looks like Fishies, Ptero and Hunters for small plates and assorted Fillies for mains. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2406 I told you not to tell him that the survival of his species is based on win, lose or draw! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2407 Should we leave the anthropologists a clue. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2408 It's primitive, but it does have style. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2409 I thought we were the most advanced. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2410 He’s OK, but he’s no Keith Haring. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2411 Who would know if we knock him off and take the credit? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2412 He insists I never get the legs right 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2413 He must be French. He acts like he's the first to ever draw on a wall! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2414 He calls himself "Banksy." 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
2415 This wall art would be worth more if one of us clubbed the dinosaur 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2416 I brought in a freelancer for some fresh perspective. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2417 I call it cultural appropriation. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
2418 It's defacement of public property, Carl." "No, Earl, it's art. You just don't like the artist. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2419 Their menu is a little intimidating. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2420 Me forget lock back cave. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2421 History is not going to treat you and me favorably. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2422 If we kill them all, people will think we drew these. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2423 "The new editor has the mind of a reptile". 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2424 Now me understand the tiny hands. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2425 Forget It. It's an Artvark. They taste kind of sketchy. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2426 Do you think she would do our portrait? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2427 I think he made me look too fat. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2428 Who knew? 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2429 These days everyone's an artist. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2430 Will you shut the hell up about primitive realism? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2431 I never liked primitive art. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2432 Dude, it's definitely the mushrooms. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2433 Let her finish, then we can take credit. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2434 The first recorded use of Fake News 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2435 We didn't give them enough credit. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2436 Waddya mean: You dig him?? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2437 Does that one on the left look like me? Maybe I'll skip the hunt tonight...... 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2438 Nobody graffitis on my cave and gets away with it. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2439 It's a bit two-dimensional. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2440 We should just take the credit. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2441 I know he's not a lap-dragon, but we've already bonded and he's staying. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2442 I told you he's a carnivore. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2443 Let's give him a critiquing he'll never forget. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2444 I just don't get contemporary art... 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2445 I bet you someday that style of art will go the way of the dinosaur. 1.2887 0.04625 97 69 28 0
2446 We're going to be overrun by tourists. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2447 I said 'dine al fresco', not 'dino fresco'! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2448 My pet project 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2449 They're called 'Dinoglyphics'. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2450 Maybe we should just go out for dinner tonight? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2451 It's an Art-asaurus. They're gifted. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2452 He really needs a girlfriend. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2453 Don't worry. You can wash it off. It's only water color 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2454 Claims to be a futurist. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2455 He thinks he's Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2456 You know, it's getting tougher to be an art critic every day. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2457 Somehow I don't feel flattered. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2458 Keep quiet and we might get credit for this. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2459 Get your club ready. My plan will get us credit for the cave art. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2460 Those will be worth even more after that meteor hits. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2461 Do you think he captured the real me? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2462 I don't know what it is doing; we better kill it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2463 Seems to me his themes merely fulminate at the margins of art-world convention. Also, he ate Zog! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2464 Have you noticed that Frank’s murals always add 10 pounds to my face? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2465 In a million years they will think we drew them 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2466 He’s self actualizing and if we don’t take him out now, we could become a second rate species. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2467 It's his remembrance of things past... 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2468 I think they are called 'selfies.' 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2469 He's a living fossil -- he still uses Adobe. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2470 I don't see a future in this for him. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2471 He's still our dinner. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2472 I call it... Plagarism! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2473 Just another menu-on-the-wall restaurant 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2474 Shh. Wait 'til he leaves. Then we'll tell the others we drew it. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2475 I really wish these graffiti artists would go extinct. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2476 So, is he bragging or complaining? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2477 Is that all he thinks about? Food? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2478 What a great idea! He is putting the menu options on the wall for customers! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2479 Weird. They’re usually left-handed. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2480 Dammit, I just painted that wall 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2481 His art therapy sessions helped him reconcile with his 'tyrannical' past. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2482 Who's the top of the food chain? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2483 When I traded fire for her I thought we'd make little cave people together, but now all she wants to do is draw those pictures. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2484 I think we’ve found the guy to invent the wheel. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2485 SO YOU SEE...HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT COMPOSITION 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2486 I say we club first; ask questions later. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2487 Not his best work. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2488 It's better than letting your mother decorate for us, Paul. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2489 He always gets the Mesozoic mixed with the Pleistocene period 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2490 It's annoying, that's what that is. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2491 He's popular now, but it's just a fad and he'll be gone in a year. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2492 Neo-mesozoic is so last century. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2493 The agreement was you could have a pet if it didn't scribble on the walls. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2494 Luckily he’ll be extinct in a few years or we’d never live this down. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2495 I thought all they could draw were flies. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2496 If we eat him, we can take credit for the drawings and rest easier at night. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2497 I'm telling you it's nothing new. Fake news has been around forever. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2498 After pea-brain leaves, we sign our names. Someday we'll be famous. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2499 I guess all those art lessons were worth it. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2500 Why is Eleanor's picture on your wall? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2501 At least he's not an abstract expressionist. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2502 His mother's a neanderthal. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2503 Don't worry, we're still going to get credit. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2504 Orgg like new publicist. He fake news good. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2505 Sorry, you really do look that unintimidating. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2506 My female calls him an interior decorator! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2507 You hired an interior decorator without telling me? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2508 No, he's drawing me next! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2509 She posts pictures of all her meals. Time to attack, before we end up on that wall. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2510 Our society's fiscal support for diversity and the arts is getting out of hand. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2511 As soon as he's done with the drawings, you hit him from behind and I'll sign my name at the bottom. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2512 Now we know who killed Stan. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2513 I'm cancelling his commission. I specifically told him to draw me as a gatherer not a hunter. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2514 He's changing the menu for Restaurant Week. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2515 Let's kill him. Eat him. and Take the credit! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2516 Sure, and you let me think YOU did it! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2517 Nah, let's just learn it ourselves. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2518 And you thought is was Banksy 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2519 He's an early 'extinctionist' artist. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2520 Did Darwin say he came before us or after us? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2521 It's either a shopping list or bragging rights-I can't figure out which. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2522 He keeps writing stuff on The Wall and expecting us to Like it 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2523 He's been like this ever since the mammals took over. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2524 He might be a great storyteller, but he's not a very nice dragon. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2525 Just because we don't have a word for appropriation doesn't mean it's ok. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2526 We're hungry. Sometimes it's ok to separate the art from the artist. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2527 Menu. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2528 I believe it's a Picassosaurus. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2529 Careful, it might be "fake news". 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2530 You'll like this guy. He doesn't use PowerPoint. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2531 I hope we don't get blamed for that. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2532 I'm not really into the paleo diet. Let's get Chinese. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2533 You eat what you kill, not what you draw. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2534 For God's sake, who cares if you like his work? He ate Mary and three of your kids! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2535 So it turns out Anonymous was a dragon! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2536 How do you like my rex room? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2537 Our paleo diet says we can't eat this guy. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2538 It's meta. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2539 I keep telling him that Primative arealism is passé. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2540 Are they updating the menu? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2541 Although he was already well established, Dino still found it overwhelming when curators from the Museum of Mesozoic Art ("MOMA) visited his workshop 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2542 Wife hire new decorator. Don't laugh, caves he paint sometime resell for two, three sand dollar! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2543 Look, I know you're a shaman, but you've really got to be more careful with this temporal displacement stuff. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2544 I know it's your turn, but I could really use some new loafers 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2545 They will be worth more after he is dead. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2546 Yes, I felt his abstract phase had more gravitas, but I don't him evolving past this trendy stuff. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2547 As pornographers go, he's a dying breed. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2548 This guy will have the Smithsonian fooled. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2549 For the last time, a petroglyph is carved into stone while a pictograph is painted on it. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2550 ACTUALLY HE WANTED TO BE A CUBIST. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2551 1 meterorite away, and we will be the dominant species. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2552 Other than this stuff, it’s a clean pet. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2553 They won't last. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2554 You take ‘em out. I’ll sign my name. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2555 A caricature of us? I don't care. When he finally goes extinct his prices are going to go through the roof! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2556 His new work is very post prehistoric 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2557 I told her a million times, if she doesn't sign them her husband's going to get all the credit. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2558 Alright lets take him by surprise and then we'll take all the credit 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2559 Since the dawn of time, immigrants have been stealing American jobs. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2560 Quite frankly, I prefer abstract to representational. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2561 Now let us invent typewriter and give to monkey. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2562 Let him go, he's making us look good. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2563 Ugh. Just illustration. Art not invented yet. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2564 It's a shame his art will only be appreciated when he's dead. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2565 It spoils the whole man cave motif. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
2566 He used to do murals but lately he's been scaling back. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2567 I feel sorry we have to whack him. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2568 I prefer his earlier, more experimental work. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2569 Do you think those primitive drawings will acquire value after his extinction or should we just cover them with wallpaper after he leaves? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2570 After the meteor hits we'll take credit for it. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2571 That pterodactyl should keep them guessing for years to come. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2572 If you think that's impressive, you should see what 1000 chimpanzees can do. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2573 I told the decorator I wanted a more post-modern look. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2574 Says he wants to make his mark,reckons something will happen 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2575 He's pretty good but he's no Ug. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2576 You know we're going to be the ones they blame for coloring on the cave walls. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2577 Chalk it up to cultural appropriation. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2578 Great illustrations, but the plot is a bit narrow. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2579 Just think what it will be worth after he's extinct! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2580 I can tell already that this artist is not going to be appreciated in his time. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2581 I say we kill him, eat him, sign our name to his work, and give future Creationists a really bad day. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2582 A bit too primitive if you ask me. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2583 Do you think that's Banksy? 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2584 I don't think he's captured the human condition. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2585 Maybe we can beat him to the punchline.. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2586 And he calls himself a home decorator. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2587 He seems to be a little behind the times. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2588 You won't be able to afford him once he's extinct. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
2589 It's his evolutionary thesis. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2590 When he dies we'll make a fortune. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2591 It's in the lease: No pets! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2592 Once we've wiped them out, we can develop an anthropocentric paradigm. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2593 Nobody's collecting him now. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2594 I can't stand these Neolithicists and their cavalier approaches no man-versus-nature themes. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2595 His work is evolving. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2596 Sure we’ll sign it. He’ll be extinct anyway. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2597 Imagine what he could create with opposing thumbs! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2598 I say let him finish the wall, then eat him. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2599 He calls it Art, but I know Grafitti when I see it. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2600 Huh, who knew? Banksy's a lizard. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2601 It all started with ancestry.com. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2602 It's OK, but Rembrandt he ain't. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2603 A million years from now they're gonna blame us for those doodles! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2604 Oh, he’s our new artist in residence 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2605 He's a real Dinotello. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2606 She's on loan from the Creation Museum. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2607 You said the handwriting was on the wall! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2608 This ones okay, but the hunting theme is so yesterday. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2609 Let's make him extinct before that graffiti drives property values down. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2610 I guess that's his interpretation of what happened 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2611 You wait! Someday I bet we’ll be blamed for that mess. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2612 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2613 Looks like the General is borrowing some well thought out strategy from World War III again. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2614 The art fellowship rules actively encourage non-Neanderthal participation. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2615 He's printing up the menu for the week. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2616 Don't disturb him. His opening is next week. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2617 Three months before the flood, all that was going on? I had no idea. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2618 Let's ask him to draw what comes after us. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2619 I think his work's derivative. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2620 It's really quite derivative of her earlier work 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2621 He calls them Emojis. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2622 He does have the advantage of an outside perspective. 1.2809 0.04791 89 64 25 0
2623 An artist, yes-- but one whose work is somewhat primitive. I say we bop him. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2624 Zero tolerance on graffiti, I say. We don't want future generations thinking we're uncouth. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2625 Let's scat before we end up on his trophy wall! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2626 I don’t know about you ,but I think It looks like fake news . 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2627 Lately we've been investing in art that's more representational. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2628 A starving young artist he’s not. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2629 I hope we're never given credit for this crap. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2630 His last painting brought a prehistoric record price for contemporary art 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2631 Well no wonder they are going extinct. All they do is stand around and draw pictures. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2632 I tell ya, they'll be worth more when he's dead! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2633 He calls himself a Gnu Age artist. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2634 Anybody else getting tired of her Pre-Meteoric phase? 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2635 Sure he's weird, but think of the resale value. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2636 Nobody's going to remember these started out as a menu. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2637 I mean, the story doesn't seem to flow here. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2638 Great artists copy, good artists steal. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2639 So now he wants to be called Picassosaurus--sheesh! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2640 It´s OK, but the Cro-Magnon guy over at Altamira has better technique. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2641 They call it "liz-art". 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2642 Somebody's gotta do something about this spread of fake news... 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2643 We have to put an end to this. We can't wait for something to fall out of the sky. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2644 Do we kill him or hire him? 1.2809 0.04791 89 64 25 0
2645 He’s keeping a food diary. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2646 You just know we're going to get the blame. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2647 What a mess. I hope no one blames us. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2648 Artisauris, smartisauris. I call him lunch. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2649 No archeologist will ever believe us. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2650 Seems like a waste of time, no one is ever going to see it. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2651 Do you think we are in it. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2652 I hate when he paints his menu on our living room wall! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2653 Leave him alone. It's not like anyone will ever see these anyway. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2654 And you thought art was extinct! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2655 We may as well. No one would believe us anyway. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2656 It'll be worth more when he's dead. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2657 We’re gonna get blamed for this. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2658 His Shrink says that drawing will keep him from eating us. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2659 Everything is based on perspective 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2660 It’s Banksy! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2661 We have have one shot to flip the script. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2662 He’s nearly finished. Time to invent white wine for the opening. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2663 He's gotta go. He's out-evolving us. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2664 "Leave him alone. This is museum quality". 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2665 I figure this artwork could be worth a fortune when he becomes extinct! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2666 His first love was graffiti but he couldn't spell his own name. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2667 He used to just draw flies. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2668 You tell him he's just "copying." 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2669 There’s got to be a way to take credit for this. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2670 Please tell me you got him the washable cave ink. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2671 Looks like we have to call the exterminator again. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2672 Don't try to stop me. I'm calling the Vatican. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2673 I don't undestand Modern Art. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2674 That species will never be able to make a living. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2675 That asteroid better hurry up or we’re in real trouble 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2676 I told you not to leave the chalk out! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2677 Let him keep drawing. They’ll be worth more when he’s extinct. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2678 It’s a graffitisaurus! 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2679 I name Doodlesaurus. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2680 He paints like a child. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2681 Its value will increase when he's extinct. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2682 So easy a dinosaur could do it. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2683 He's pretty good. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2684 It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2685 They say that in each picture he camouflages the word "dino". 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2686 Once he's extinct, we can take credit for the drawings. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2687 The faster we kill him the less time it’ll take to rewrite history... 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2688 Decoraptors may be on the brink of extinction, but this "wallpaper" concept's got real legs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2689 I'll bonk him good. You lay the groundwork for future anthropologists to attribute complex representational thought, manual dexterity, and aesthetic intention to anatomically-modern hominids. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2690 I've got a great idea: put up a sign that says "MOMA- Museum of Monster Art" and we'll charge people 25 bucks for admission. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2691 It lacks a human element. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2692 Leave him alone. In a few thousand years we'll get all the credit. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2693 You pretend to admire the art while I sneak up behind him. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2694 His realism is reminiscent of the Cro-Magnon period. Too bad the rest of his species is extinct. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2695 I hear he’s showing at the Museum of Pre-Modern Art next month. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2696 The paintings will become extremely valuable once the asteroid arrives. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2697 Did he cite your work? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2698 It's a Trumpasaurus. They prefer pictures. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2699 He got Og and Gog. Now he's got their horses, too? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2700 Can we auction this stuff once he’s extinct? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2701 The original Paleo. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2702 He’s so lucky we’re on the Paleo diet! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2703 Last night he cut off an ear... 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2704 All she ever thinks about is food. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2705 Never trust an interior designer with short arms. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2706 He better retouch my thighs. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2707 I look good but you don't want to know how bad he drew you. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2708 You let him out of your sight for five minutes... 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2709 Nice handwriting, but terrible spelling. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2710 They say cave painting is a dying art! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2711 It proves my theory about a monkey and a typewriter. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2712 Nobody likes a show-off. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2713 Perhaps it was premature to declare figurative art extinct? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2714 Sure he's your pet. But if we kill him, we get credit for inventing rock art. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2715 He likes to draw a picture of his food to share and compare with his friends. Those are pictures of Charlie and Bernice in the middle. You will notice he only has a picture of their backs since they were running away. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2716 These could be worth something some day. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2717 I thought Artasaurs only lived in lofts 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2718 He's too talented to eat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2719 We've got nothing to worry about -- it's just an avocation for him. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2720 Does this drawing make me look fat? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2721 We have some specials tonight. May I pull up a chair? 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2722 We need an audio guide. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2723 I don't think much of his color palate. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2724 Pete, I'm gonna be honest. I'm confused. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2725 I didn't know they had opposable thumbs 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2726 It's from his Anachronistic Period. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2727 Gary Larson would have drawn the dinosaur better. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2728 Yeah, he can draw -- but he can't roar or maim worth a damn. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2729 Interesting, yes. But I prefer his earlier work. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2730 It’s the beginning of the dino-expressionism period. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2731 Are we the hunters or the hunted? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2732 Yeah, he's good, but what will it look like in a hundred years? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2733 Another one of those artsy-fartsy types! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2734 Told you those drawings were counterfeit. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2735 It's ridiculous; every hunting season my wife gets the decorative wall painters in 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2736 You call THAT art? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2737 I told you it was a Crayolasaurus. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2738 I may be hairy, but I'm not THAT hairy. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2739 Wrong millenium. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2740 "It's something he call,s 'art nouveau'". 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2741 So you're saying that we HAVE to give credit to the original artist when we repost? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2742 I would give it a good review. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2743 He's talented...I've seen his art in metropolitan caves. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2744 Let's have him finish our office art. After we club him, we won't have to worry about paying him. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2745 Some people call it graffiti, i like to think of it as art. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2746 That sets the creation of the earth at six thousand years. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2747 I do not copy his work—it’s just one of myriad sources of inspiration. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2748 Claim he died millions of years ago just so you can steal credit for his work? That's a new low, even for you. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2749 I believe he was self-taught. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2750 You hired a Graffiti Rex? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2751 Good for resale value 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2752 That's what happens when we go away for 3 months and leave the cave door open. 1.2759 0.04820 87 63