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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu? 1.9624 0.01587 2476 820 929 727
1 We're out of that too. 1.9606 0.01800 1979 675 707 597
2 Thank you for actually reading the entire menu, but now we're closed. 1.9293 0.01885 1810 650 638 522
3 If you'd like, I can have the sommelier drag over the wine list. 1.9138 0.02051 1415 487 563 365
4 Wait 'til you see the check. 1.9134 0.01541 2747 1025 935 787
5 Our chef used to be a lawyer. 1.9116 0.01882 1809 666 637 506
6 Do you need a minute? 1.9112 0.01415 2916 992 1191 733
7 Excellent! Would you like that grilled, griddled, pan-seared, blackened, slow-roasted, broiled, sautéed, pan-fried, deep- fried, braised, boiled, steamed, poached, smoked, fricasseed, or tartare? 1.9067 0.01695 2143 769 805 569
8 I know I’m going to regret this, but may I see your wine selection? 1.9022 0.01915 1606 559 645 402
9 Please listen carefully, as some of our menu options have changed. 1.8938 0.01368 3344 1243 1213 888
10 Just a cup of coffee please. 1.8839 0.02256 1206 448 450 308
11 Would you prefer the large print menu? 1.8596 0.02004 1603 644 540 419
12 Yes, it is a lot to digest. 1.8583 0.01765 1806 654 754 398
13 Yes sir, we are compensating for our tiny portions. 1.8495 0.02058 1375 519 544 312
14 It's a lot to digest. 1.8457 0.01246 3961 1570 1432 959
15 You really can't guess who owns this hotel? 1.8426 0.01961 1785 775 516 494
16 All we have left is the meatloaf. 1.8385 0.01455 3096 1304 988 804
17 May I recommend the free-range chicken? They're listed alphabetically by first name. 1.8379 0.01899 1783 741 590 452
18 Your first time in Texas, sir? 1.8195 0.01410 2997 1212 1114 671
19 Have you read and agreed to our Terms of Service, sir? 1.8190 0.02020 1503 621 533 349
20 We now have to list all the artificial ingredients. 1.8110 0.01931 1635 682 580 373
21 May I suggest column 13 subparagraph 12 item 6??? 1.7904 0.01683 2094 886 761 447
22 We have a few items that are not on the menu. 1.7887 0.01897 1552 632 616 304
23 Ironically, we're out of the jumbo shrimp. 1.7766 0.01718 1965 838 728 399
24 Items ordered will be smaller than they appear. 1.7730 0.01945 1511 642 570 299
25 I recommend the buffet. 1.7640 0.01559 2428 1070 861 497
26 I’m sorry. That’s not on the menu. 1.7635 0.01546 2499 1111 868 520
27 And for the lady? 1.7574 0.01989 1591 740 497 354
28 Have you decided, sir, or shall I come back tomorrow? 1.7545 0.01561 2399 1068 852 479
29 Do you need a few more days to look at our menu? 1.7504 0.02221 1158 511 425 222
30 Do you need a moment? 1.7313 0.01573 2285 1035 829 421
31 If monsieur does not like the picture menu, perhaps he should learn French. 1.7294 0.01881 1796 879 524 393
32 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.7179 0.02113 1439 722 401 316
33 Welcome to Chez Costco, Monsieur! Would you care for a case of wine before you order? 1.7064 0.02128 1444 746 376 322
34 No sir, I am not your waiter, I am your menu consultant. 1.7025 0.02232 1079 498 404 177
35 Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? 1.7016 0.03744 449 228 127 94
36 Very good sir #5462, an excellent choice! 1.6998 0.01964 1419 665 515 239
37 Yes, we did expand our menu. 1.6959 0.01880 1470 673 571 226
38 The usual? 1.6833 0.02200 1184 586 387 211
39 Yeah, Mr. Trump likes to make everyone's hands look small. 1.6819 0.01842 1820 943 513 364
40 We’ve recently been acquired by Amazon 1.6786 0.01810 1814 924 549 341
41 It is our all-you-can-eat menu. 1.6760 0.02235 966 440 399 127
42 Excellent choice,I'll have the truck bring it around. 1.6680 0.01836 1708 869 537 302
43 Yes, the alphabet soup is available in large print. 1.6657 0.01849 1705 877 521 307
44 Make sure you save room for the dessert menu. 1.6645 0.01835 1529 736 570 223
45 Would you like to hear the specials too? 1.6641 0.02267 1024 499 370 155
46 Our new chef was formerly a lawyer. 1.6616 0.01859 1593 799 534 260
47 If you like, I can bring you our large-print menu. 1.6610 0.01913 1575 811 487 277
48 I'll have a cup of coffee. 1.6596 0.02093 1366 720 391 255
49 Well it's a tall order, but I'll see what I can do. 1.6574 0.02630 791 398 266 127
50 You'll find our lowest priced entrees at the top. 1.6523 0.01896 1619 850 482 287
51 Welcome to Gulliver's. 1.6516 0.02240 1128 584 353 191
52 I'll just have coffee. 1.6481 0.01882 1583 820 500 263
53 Just wait until you see the bill. 1.6479 0.02085 1352 719 390 243
54 We take pride, sir, in being the only Chinese, American, Italian, French, Russian, Thai, Breakfast, Vegan, Vegetarian, and Gluten-Free restaurant in the city. 1.6472 0.01868 1522 767 525 230
55 If you want the dinner menu, I’ll need to move you to a bigger table. 1.6465 0.02307 1072 562 327 183
56 Wait till you see the bill. 1.6461 0.01950 1537 817 447 273
57 I'm sorry. We only have vegan, vegetarian, ovo-lacto, Kosher, Halal, Lenten, soy, sugar, dairy, and gluten-free options. 1.6426 0.02444 845 418 311 116
58 I regret that we had to seat your wife at a separate table. 1.6365 0.02136 1161 595 393 173
59 Have you decided,or do you need a few more hours? 1.6350 0.01978 1293 649 467 177
60 Sir, if it's not there, it's not food. 1.6342 0.02628 760 389 260 111
61 Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. 1.6335 0.02281 1124 610 316 198
62 Yes, this is a Trump restaurant. Why do you ask? 1.6303 0.02281 1209 686 284 239
63 Welcome to Amazon's first restaurant. Can I get you anything in the world? 1.6286 0.02322 1069 580 306 183
64 Coffee. 1.6273 0.02192 1159 619 353 187
65 "You'll have to step outside to see the wine list". 1.6263 0.02223 1148 620 337 191
66 Would you like to super-size that? 1.6260 0.02762 722 384 224 114
67 LARGE portions? Why do you ask? 1.6237 0.03719 380 198 127 55
68 Good morning. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.6226 0.03186 530 280 170 80
69 And for the lady? 1.6221 0.02257 1085 582 331 172
70 We're making menus great again. 1.6200 0.02491 942 522 256 164
71 Our specials are pomposity and pretentiousness. 1.6195 0.02478 904 488 272 144
72 Meatloaf - excellent choice. 1.6187 0.02319 1036 561 309 166
73 Don't let all the health disclaimers spoil your appetite. Monsieur. 1.6185 0.02768 671 349 229 93
74 People kept stealing our old menus. 1.6159 0.02306 992 525 323 144
75 I’m going to go with the buffet. 1.6159 0.02526 807 422 273 112
76 Sorry, we're out of that too. 1.6154 0.02422 988 549 270 169
77 Do you need a moment? 1.6121 0.02338 946 499 315 132
78 The chef is pro-choice. 1.6114 0.02744 700 373 226 101
79 In case you haven't noticed, we've recently expanded our menu 1.6070 0.02413 832 429 301 102
80 Sorry, we're out of everything but the eel. 1.6067 0.03381 534 309 126 99
81 We also have a large-print version if you prefer. 1.6060 0.02470 873 472 273 128
82 I recommend the buffet. 1.6047 0.02611 860 489 222 149
83 Welcome to Texas, sir. 1.6017 0.02562 836 462 245 129
84 Oh good. I don't think our chef has ever attempted that one. 1.6010 0.02868 629 338 204 87
85 Excellent choice, Sir...and would you like to Supersize that? 1.5983 0.02578 804 441 245 118
86 Do you need more time? 1.5980 0.02499 791 418 273 100
87 We now list all ingredients that may cause cancer. 1.5940 0.02568 761 408 254 99
88 Yes, he personally designed this menu right before his inauguration. 1.5928 0.02840 754 445 171 138
89 Wait till you see the bill. 1.5926 0.02798 734 421 191 122
90 Portions are smaller than they appear in the menu. 1.5924 0.02697 741 412 219 110
91 Have you decided? Or would you like another day? 1.5916 0.02592 742 398 249 95
92 That's correct, sir. Everything shown on the menu is actual size. 1.5891 0.02759 718 404 205 109
93 I'll have a Number 3, a Number 9, and two Number 2468s. 1.5883 0.02590 702 369 253 80
94 Do you have 45 minutes to hear our specials? 1.5865 0.03146 503 272 167 64
95 And do you want your receipt texted, emailed or strapped to the hood of your car? 1.5859 0.02824 681 384 195 102
96 Need a little more time? 1.5840 0.02658 673 358 237 78
97 It makes the prices look smaller. 1.5826 0.02762 666 366 212 88
98 Please read carefully as our menu options have recently changed. 1.5818 0.02765 660 362 212 86
99 Yes, items are shown are in actual size. 1.5816 0.02709 662 357 225 80
100 ...or perhaps you'd prefer our full menu? 1.5804 0.02944 653 379 169 105
101 It's all Farm to Table.....it's just a very big farm. 1.5799 0.05347 169 91 58 20
102 Turns out you actually can please everyone. 1.5788 0.02777 641 350 211 80
103 "We are best known for our off menu selection". 1.5764 0.02883 628 353 188 87
104 It's all good, but I recommend the grilled cheese sandwich. 1.5750 0.02886 607 337 191 79
105 Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. 1.5742 0.02902 613 344 186 83
106 We did that for the over 50 crowd who keep forgetting their reading glasses! 1.5732 0.03154 492 270 162 60
107 We also have 300 specials today. 1.5700 0.02986 586 333 172 81
108 I'm sorry, sir, that's not on our menu. 1.5682 0.02724 572 298 223 51
109 May I suggest something from 204-263 to start, followed by a selection within the range of 500-620. 1.5675 0.03213 467 257 155 55
110 Yes, that is a tall order. 1.5669 0.02977 568 319 176 73
111 I'm sorry but we're out of everything but the toasted cheese sandwich. 1.5667 0.03160 547 319 146 82
112 Shall I give you a moment to decide? 1.5664 0.02909 572 316 188 68
113 We've expanded our menu! 1.5639 0.03039 548 310 167 71
114 Yes, we do have a large-print version. 1.5627 0.03076 542 309 161 72
115 Another excellent choice, sir, but we are also out of that 1.5625 0.03239 544 326 130 88
116 Of course our menu changes daily. Why do you ask? 1.5619 0.03047 541 306 166 69
117 My, that's a tall order. 1.5619 0.03146 541 315 148 78
118 The portions are average size. Why do you ask ? 1.5619 0.02979 541 300 178 63
119 Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? 1.5616 0.03045 536 302 167 67
120 Sorry, monsieur. The advertisement said we expanded our menu, not the number of selections. 1.5613 0.04411 269 155 77 37
121 We don't have that. 1.5612 0.03067 531 300 164 67
122 In addition to Nutrition Facts, our Menu includes cow genealogy, cheese age, tomato heritage, dairy expiration, ocean of origin, and a translation for all Pennsylvania Dutch dishes. Would you like to hear our specials? 1.5610 0.03127 533 307 153 73
123 Excellent choice, sir. I'll have your menu removed shortly. 1.5602 0.02897 532 287 192 53
124 Would you like to see our full dinner menu? 1.5598 0.03211 527 310 139 78
125 Are you ready to hear about our specials? 1.5592 0.03134 524 301 153 70
126 No, I'm afraid I didn't see your wife leave either. 1.5591 0.03281 508 300 132 76
127 I will also be your Sommelier due to an unfortunate accident with the wine list. 1.5590 0.03154 517 297 151 69
128 I recommend the whale. 1.5581 0.03111 516 293 158 65
129 Our chef used to be an attorney.... 1.5562 0.03178 507 292 148 67
130 Can I start you off with an attorney, or would you like more time looking over the terms and conditions? 1.5547 0.03271 503 297 133 73
131 If you don't see it on the menu, just ask. 1.5540 0.03137 500 284 155 61
132 I believe you are safe now sir. She never saw you. 1.5516 0.03165 475 267 154 54
133 I can assure you, sir, if it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.5507 0.03313 483 285 130 68
134 The beanstalk soup is to die for. 1.5500 0.03141 480 270 156 54
135 Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? 1.5495 0.02992 475 256 177 42
136 My name is Claude and I'll be you new server; Eduardo was crushed by the wine list. 1.5487 0.03250 472 272 141 59
137 You know what's fun? Getting naked and rolling around on the braille one. 1.5485 0.03479 474 291 106 77
138 Perhaps monsieur would prefer to order from the children's menu 1.5482 0.03263 467 269 140 58
139 Would you like me to come back tomorrow? 1.5480 0.03294 469 273 135 61
140 We have no idea what the specials are. They appear at the top of the menu. 1.5478 0.03284 471 274 136 61
141 And we also have some specials that are not on the menu. 1.5474 0.03043 464 252 170 42
142 Would you like a little more time, say Tuesday? 1.5452 0.03966 299 169 97 33
143 Welcome to Mar A Lago sir. 1.5445 0.03436 461 278 115 68
144 Yes sir, that is the first time I've heard the jumbo shrimp joke. 1.5436 0.03462 447 268 115 64
145 Is my wife still sitting at this table? 1.5419 0.03380 430 249 129 52
146 And for our Surf and Turf we have a Great White Shark and Iowa. 1.5402 0.03610 435 269 97 69
147 The chef recommends the whole enchilada. 1.5395 0.03381 430 250 128 52
148 Shall I roll in the wine list? 1.5394 0.03051 432 232 167 33
149 Care to start with a little something? 1.5394 0.03255 432 244 143 45
150 #61.498 does come with fries. 1.5392 0.03212 434 243 148 43
151 By placing your order, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions as set forth in your menu. 1.5392 0.03357 434 252 130 52
152 Good evening sir. Once you agree to our disclaimers, I'd be delighted to take your order. 1.5377 0.03334 424 243 134 47
153 We don't have that. 1.5372 0.03591 417 253 104 60
154 Would you like a little more time? 1.5363 0.03130 427 234 157 36
155 Wait till you see the pepper grinder. 1.5343 0.03718 408 254 90 64
156 That's a tall order, sir. 1.5343 0.03324 408 231 136 41
157 There's a lot to digest. 1.5335 0.03427 403 233 125 45
158 The seared beef's backstory gets really interesting in Chapter Four. 1.5335 0.03637 403 245 101 57
159 It's how we keep the tourists from taking them home. 1.5335 0.03354 403 229 133 41
160 Would you like to start with something small? 1.5332 0.03420 407 236 125 46
161 We are starting a Costco to Table Movement. 1.5322 0.03630 404 246 101 57
162 Your ex is still over there. I'll give you a few more minutes. 1.5316 0.03570 395 235 110 50
163 Sorry, we don't have that tonight. 1.5313 0.03596 399 240 106 53
164 Shall I tell you about the specials? 1.5313 0.03379 399 228 130 41
165 Our guests kept stealing the menus. 1.5296 0.03481 389 226 120 43
166 I'm sorry, but we don't have that either. 1.5296 0.03345 389 219 134 36
167 We thought it was time the look of our menu was in keeping with our prices. 1.5293 0.03638 393 238 102 53
168 I'll take your order when you finish reading the eater's agreement. 1.5293 0.03584 393 235 108 50
169 Is this the whole menu? 1.5293 0.03638 393 238 102 53
170 We were having a problem with stolen menus. 1.5284 0.03564 388 230 111 47
171 Our menu writer used to work for the New Yorker. 1.5262 0.03718 382 234 95 53
172 Should I bring our large-print menu? 1.5251 0.03550 379 223 113 43
173 I know. The chef couldn't decide either. 1.5243 0.03593 370 218 110 42
174 They all come with a pickle. 1.5241 0.03585 374 221 110 43
175 How do you like our All You Can Read menu? 1.5229 0.03647 371 222 104 45
176 And pinch with two fingers to zoom out again. 1.5229 0.03687 371 224 100 47
177 I'm glad you're finding our "I left my glasses at home" menu useful sir 1.5217 0.03331 368 205 134 29
178 Is this your first time dining in Texas sir? 1.5216 0.03532 370 216 115 39
179 I recommend the blue whale. 1.5205 0.03773 365 224 92 49
180 Wait until you see the size of the check! 1.5194 0.03991 360 231 71 58
181 Well just think, I had to memorize it. 1.5193 0.03653 362 216 104 42
182 Wine list? I'll have Bruno wheel it over at once. 1.5193 0.03776 362 222 92 48
183 Is this all you've got? 1.5183 0.03728 355 214 98 43
184 We strive for quantity not quality. 1.5182 0.03733 357 216 97 44
185 It's because all the dishes now have corporate sponsors. 1.5182 0.02707 357 174 181 2
186 If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. 1.5181 0.03546 359 209 114 36
187 I'm so sorry, sir, we happen to be out of that one tonight too. 1.5172 0.03627 348 204 108 36
188 New regulations are requiring us to list all of our ingredients. 1.5171 0.03724 350 210 99 41
189 Surprise me. 1.5158 0.03883 349 217 84 48
190 First time at Chez Costco? 1.5158 0.03862 349 216 86 47
191 The selection is rather limited and the food is so-so, but the menu item descriptions made the short list for the Man Booker Prize. 1.5158 0.03457 349 198 122 29
192 Per recent legislation, we are mandated to provide the exact origin of each and every ingredient 1.5145 0.03795 344 209 93 42
193 Do you wish to supersize that, sir? 1.5145 0.03635 344 202 107 35
194 Why yes, we did expand our menu 1.5145 0.03779 346 210 94 42
195 That's a pretty tall order. 1.5144 0.03673 348 207 103 38
196 A step ladder? Excellent choice, sir. 1.5133 0.03578 339 196 112 31
197 Very good, sir. The whale is an excellent choice. 1.5133 0.03882 339 209 86 44
198 Are you ready to order, or would you like a few more days? 1.5132 0.03775 341 206 95 40
199 I recommend the petit fours if you're feeling ironic this evening. 1.5131 0.03376 343 191 128 24
200 Perhaps you’d prefer our small plates menu. 1.5118 0.03800 338 205 93 40
201 Excellent choice, and with that you get any thirteen sides. 1.5105 0.03698 333 197 102 34
202 Sir, would you like to hear our specials? 1.5104 0.03778 335 202 95 38
203 Is this your first visit to the Ulysses Room at the James Joyce Restaurant? 1.5101 0.03697 345 207 100 38
204 Would you prefer our dinner menu? 1.5076 0.03847 327 199 90 38
205 Today's special is the illusion of choice. 1.5076 0.03620 327 190 108 29
206 Do you need a minute? 1.5076 0.03706 329 195 101 33
207 The chef is pro-choice. 1.5076 0.03681 329 194 103 32
208 Only the first five lines are food, the rest was written by lawyers. 1.5076 0.03853 329 201 89 39
209 We have a few additions to the menu this evening! 1.5047 0.03816 319 192 93 34
210 Actually, sir, I don’t recommend anything. 1.5032 0.03905 312 190 87 35
211 Unfortunately that’s the only item we’ve run out of. 1.5016 0.03833 305 182 93 30
212 Do you need a few minutes? 1.5016 0.03644 307 177 106 24
213 Yes sir, we've expanded our menu. 1.5016 0.03780 311 185 96 30
214 We have a large print menu if you would prefer. 1.5016 0.04019 311 194 78 39
215 No, no, no. Of course the big menu doesn't make your hands look small. 1.5016 0.04224 313 204 61 48
216 I'll start with a step-stool or binoculars , please? 1.5000 0.04095 306 193 73 40
217 I'll have the Giraffe 1.5000 0.04274 306 200 59 47
218 We have a walk-in wine list. 1.5000 0.04035 304 189 78 37
219 The wine list will be released this weekend in IMAX 3D. 1.5000 0.03880 306 185 89 32
220 Did you see the billboard with today's specials? 1.4983 0.03963 303 186 83 34
221 Welcome to Tolstoy. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.4983 0.04230 303 196 63 44
222 What were the specials again? 1.4983 0.04072 303 190 75 38
223 If I put it down, I fear I may injure the people at the next table. 1.4983 0.04173 301 192 68 41
224 Would you prefer the audiobook, sir? 1.4967 0.04076 300 188 75 37
225 Any questions about the menu? 1.4967 0.03288 300 162 127 11
226 Are you ready to order or should I come back tomorrow? 1.4966 0.04013 298 184 80 34
227 Yes, but the portions are surprisingly small. 1.4966 0.03738 296 173 99 24
228 Welcome to Café Proust. Are you ready to order, or do you need another volume? 1.4949 0.03908 297 180 87 30
229 Take a look at the menu and I'll be back in just a few hours. 1.4949 0.03685 295 171 102 22
230 If you'd like to hear about tonight's specials, I may kill myself. 1.4949 0.04092 293 183 75 35
231 This includes all of our gluten-free, conflict-free, dairy-free, vegan, non-GMO, non-MSG, low fat, low sugar, and low carb options. 1.4949 0.04204 293 187 67 39
232 Indeed, sir, Mar-a-Lago prides itself on the largest selection in the history of the world. 1.4932 0.04073 292 182 76 34
233 Do you wish to see the complete menu? 1.4931 0.04056 288 178 78 32
234 Would you prefer a kid’s menu? 1.4914 0.03719 291 170 99 22
235 I know sir, but most of it is caloric count, disclaimers, warnings, and your rights if dissatisfied." 1.4913 0.04006 287 176 81 30
236 It’s the biggest and best menu in the city. It really is. People don’t know it but it is. It’s the best. And, the biggest. It is really is. People don’t know it. It’s fantastic. Trust me, I know.” 1.4913 0.03819 287 170 93 24
237 Trees used to create the menu were locally sourced, sir. 1.4912 0.03606 285 162 106 17
238 if you think that's big, wait 'til you see the bill. 1.4897 0.03581 292 167 107 18
239 Just wait until you see the wine list. 1.4894 0.04058 282 174 78 30
240 I recommend the jumbo shrimp. 1.4893 0.03951 280 169 85 26
241 The whole menu is tremendous this evening. 1.4891 0.03226 276 146 125 5
242 I'm sorry, but we're out of that too. 1.4891 0.04217 276 174 69 33
243 I’ll be right back with the large print version. 1.4875 0.04183 279 176 70 33
244 We are out of everything except the meat loaf. 1.4874 0.04328 277 179 61 37
245 Really? No questions? 1.4874 0.03710 277 160 99 18
246 If you find Waldo you get a free appetizer. 1.4873 0.04101 275 170 76 29
247 Sorry, sir, that's not on the menu. 1.4873 0.04228 275 174 68 33
248 We've made menus great again. 1.4873 0.04165 275 172 72 31
249 We've expanded our menu! 1.4855 0.03858 276 164 90 22
250 Yes, sir, new government mandates require us to provide the given names of all of tonight's chickens, pigs, cows, and farm-raised salmon. 1.4855 0.04217 276 175 68 33
251 A large-print menu? But of course. 1.4855 0.04340 276 179 60 37
252 Bonjour, monsieur. Bienvenue au bistro Costco. 1.4854 0.04333 274 177 61 36
253 Our most popular items are not on the menu. 1.4834 0.04242 271 172 67 32
254 If I could take just an hour of your time I'd like to tell you about our specials tonight. 1.4834 0.04144 271 169 73 29
255 Would you like a few hours to look it over before ordering? 1.4833 0.04167 269 168 72 29
256 I'm afraid we're closed now. 1.4831 0.04322 267 171 63 33
257 Welcome! My name is Joe; I'll be your page turner this evening. 1.4831 0.04223 267 168 69 30
258 Are you ready, sir, or do you need a couple of hours? 1.4812 0.03993 266 161 82 23
259 Would like a few more days? 1.4809 0.04350 262 168 62 32
260 We no longer offer small plates. 1.4809 0.04108 262 161 76 25
261 Would prefer the large print version? 1.4809 0.04316 262 167 64 31
262 Sorry, we are all out of everything except for item #1595 1.4806 0.04261 258 162 68 28
263 We have everything. Except that. 1.4802 0.04408 252 161 61 30
264 Would you prefer our full menu, instead, sir? 1.4788 0.04353 259 166 62 31
265 Sir, you did ask for the large print menu 1.4776 0.04736 201 125 56 20
266 If you prefer, we have a large-print version. 1.4769 0.04374 260 168 60 32
267 Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. 1.4767 0.04043 258 157 79 22
268 Need a little more time? 1.4766 0.04139 256 158 74 24
269 Welcome to Brobdingnagian’s, serving Lilliputians since 1726! 1.4766 0.04102 256 157 76 23
270 We also have a few specials tonight .... 1.4766 0.04065 256 156 78 22
271 Would you prefer our large print menu, sir? 1.4764 0.04487 254 166 55 33
272 May I suggest... starting off with something small. 1.4764 0.03971 254 152 83 19
273 Wait till you see our pepper mills! 1.4764 0.04163 254 157 73 24
274 Sorry, we are out of that as well 1.4762 0.03790 252 146 92 14
275 That's a tall order, it may take a while. 1.4743 0.03738 253 146 94 13
276 The third Michlen star has gone to the chef’s head. 1.4737 0.03664 247 140 97 10
277 Yes sir, the kitchen sink is available. 1.4737 0.04546 247 162 53 32
278 It makes the prices seem smaller. 1.4718 0.03955 248 148 83 17
279 All part of our continuing effort to make you feel small, sir. 1.4718 0.04459 248 161 57 30
280 It's to make up for the incredibly small portions. 1.4718 0.04310 248 157 65 26
281 Yes sir. Only one menu item but we are exceedingly proud of it. 1.4718 0.03518 248 138 103 7
282 I see you got rid of the tuna melt. 1.4711 0.04309 242 152 66 24
283 Try the veal at latitude 40.73, longitude 73.93. 1.4711 0.04427 242 155 60 27
284 Wait until Monsieur sees the check. 1.4708 0.04493 240 155 57 28
285 Welcome to Ristorante de Costco. May I take your bulk order? 1.4694 0.04348 245 156 63 26
286 And for today's specials we have... 1.4691 0.03966 243 145 82 16
287 Out the window to your right, sir, the crane operator has the wine list. 1.4689 0.04440 241 155 59 27
288 Would you like to order now, Sir, or should I stop by tomorrow? 1.4689 0.04479 241 156 57 28
289 In addition, we have the following specials.....! 1.4689 0.03529 241 134 101 6
290 The menu includes my screenplay, which is available to option. 1.4686 0.04307 239 150 66 23
291 It's our 'Dining Alone' menu. We don't want our other guests to see you. 1.4686 0.03496 239 132 102 5
292 In the spirit of equality, Mr. Trump likes to make everyones hands look small 1.4686 0.04428 239 153 60 26
293 No, we are out of that... 1.4686 0.04388 239 152 62 25
294 Number 1,457 comes with your choice of rice or potatoes. 1.4686 0.04348 239 151 64 24
295 Welcome to Chez Trump! Our special tonight is raw hyperbole on a half shell. 1.4667 0.04492 240 156 56 28
296 I've never read it myself. 1.4664 0.04360 238 151 63 24
297 May I suggest a half-bottle, sir? Your wife left twenty minutes ago. 1.4661 0.04133 236 144 74 18
298 I said, "We have a large menu." I did not say we have a large selection. 1.4661 0.04304 236 148 66 22
299 Need another minute? 1.4661 0.04387 236 150 62 24
300 Now let me tell you about our specials... 1.4655 0.04607 232 152 52 28
301 May I suggest anything at eye level? 1.4649 0.05085 185 120 44 21
302 So just the hamburger then…very good, Sir. 1.4632 0.04412 231 147 61 23
303 It's the opposite of tapas - we call it bigass. 1.4629 0.04773 229 154 44 31
304 The short-order cook quit. 1.4629 0.04568 229 149 54 26
305 I'll have the shortribs, with baby carrots and microgreens. 1.4629 0.04526 229 148 56 25
306 Wouldn't you know if? I'm afraid we're out of that one too. 1.4629 0.04483 229 147 58 24
307 Or you can download it on our free app. 1.4605 0.03996 228 136 79 13
308 Go ahead, be ironic, order the shrimp. 1.4605 0.04276 228 142 67 19
309 No sir, I can't tell if your guest has arrived either. 1.4605 0.04741 215 141 49 25
310 I'll just have water. 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
311 And for the lady... what will you be having this evening madame? 1.4602 0.03920 226 133 82 11
312 Would you like more time? 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
313 Would you like to see our asparagus-free menu? 1.4602 0.04820 226 153 42 31
314 Congratulations, Sir! Not everyone grasps the irony. 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
315 Our complete menu is online. 1.4602 0.03552 226 126 96 4
316 I recommend the filet mignon under Section 5.37, paragraph 2. 1.4602 0.04303 226 141 66 19
317 Are you ready to order, or will you need a few days to go over the menu? 1.4602 0.04482 226 145 58 23
318 Would you like some more time? 1.4598 0.04511 224 144 57 23
319 Granted, not everyone can handle our menu. 1.4598 0.04466 224 143 59 22
320 We're out of everything except the chicken. 1.4598 0.04685 224 148 49 27
321 Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. 1.4598 0.03734 224 128 89 7
322 It's now proportional to our prices and pretension. 1.4598 0.04853 224 152 41 31
323 My apologies sir, Mr. Trump made it very clear that everything must be huge. 1.4598 0.04642 224 147 51 26
324 We’re required to list all possible allergens. 1.4598 0.04894 224 153 39 32
325 Wait until you see our pepper mill. 1.4598 0.04555 224 145 55 24
326 We got tired of people stealing the menus. 1.4598 0.03569 224 125 95 4
327 Can I recommend a barrel of white wine? 1.4598 0.04466 224 143 59 22
328 Does this menu make my hands look small?" "Why no, Mr. President. 1.4598 0.04189 224 137 71 16
329 No substitutions, please. 1.4581 0.04334 227 143 64 20
330 The kitchen will be closing in ten minutes. 1.4581 0.04103 227 138 74 15
331 Waiter......I'd like 1 from row 1124 column 92, 1 from row 128 column 130, and 1 from row 117 column 224 please. 1.4578 0.03669 225 128 91 6
332 Welcome to our new Italian-Russian-Scandinavian-Thai-Korean-Brazilian-TexMex-French fusion restaurant. 1.4578 0.04361 225 142 63 20
333 Wait until you see the size of the bill. 1.4574 0.05032 223 156 32 35
334 You may have noticed, our menu has expanded. 1.4570 0.04731 221 147 47 27
335 We've expanded our menu significantly since your last visit. 1.4570 0.04463 221 141 59 21
336 That would be the map of where the beef and chicken have free range. 1.4570 0.04688 221 146 49 26
337 'Perhaps you would like something from our supersized menu?' 1.4570 0.04417 221 140 61 20
338 Kosher gluten-free nut-free dairy-free non-GMO raw paleo? Page 2, column 3. 1.4570 0.04860 221 150 41 30
339 Do you need a moment, Sir? 1.4570 0.04226 221 136 69 16
340 Is this all you have? 1.4566 0.04538 219 141 56 22
341 How are the portions? 1.4566 0.04253 219 135 68 16
342 If you’re in a hurry there’s an index on the back 1.4566 0.04350 219 137 64 18
343 Sorry, we don't have that. 1.4558 0.04455 215 136 60 19
344 Sir, I don't have all day. 1.4558 0.04524 226 147 55 24
345 It also doubles as the restroom key. 1.4554 0.04534 213 136 57 20
346 Sorry Sir, there simply wasn't enough space to include the prices. 1.4554 0.04772 213 141 47 25
347 Shall I give you a moment to decide? 1.4545 0.04476 220 141 58 21
348 It's a little-known fact that Tolstoy's real passion was cooking. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
349 Shall I gather the men together to bring the wine list? 1.4545 0.04833 220 149 42 29
350 I can get you a large print menu if you prefer. 1.4537 0.04722 216 143 48 25
351 Sir, here at the Trump Grille, the size of the menu bears no relation to the size of the owner's ego. 1.4537 0.04812 216 145 44 27
352 The dishes in the bottom left- and right-hand corners are the most popular. 1.4537 0.04812 216 145 44 27
353 This restaurant is pro choice. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
354 I'd like to order off the menu, please. 1.4537 0.03581 216 121 92 3
355 That will be $30.99 for the menu, sir. Can I get you anything else? 1.4537 0.04391 216 136 62 18
356 I don't know - - do you have anything else?? 1.4537 0.03640 216 122 90 4
357 As you see, we've expanded our menu... 1.4537 0.04033 216 129 76 11
358 I'll bring the winelist if you'll take one end. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
359 Do you need a moment to decide? 1.4537 0.04536 216 139 56 21
360 Well sir, that's a tall order, but I think we can handle it. 1.4537 0.04292 216 134 66 16
361 So will that be a cup, a bowl, or a bucket? 1.4533 0.04469 214 136 59 19
362 You may want to stretch your legs before I take you through the specials 1.4533 0.04566 214 138 55 21
363 Oh, sorry. We're out of that. 1.4533 0.04661 214 140 51 23
364 Would you care to walk over to the wine menu? 1.4516 0.04794 217 146 44 27
365 We've just expanded our menu. 1.4516 0.04520 217 140 56 21
366 I should mention that even our menus were harvested locally from fallen redwoods. 1.4507 0.04952 213 146 38 29
367 The chef was an English major. 1.4502 0.04708 211 139 49 23
368 The usual? 1.4502 0.04942 211 144 39 28
369 Are you sure you'd like the jumbo shrimp? 1.4502 0.04803 211 141 45 25
370 Do you have half an hour to hear about our specials? 1.4498 0.04643 209 136 52 21
371 Can I tell you about our specials? 1.4498 0.04593 209 135 54 20
372 The chef is a former lawyer so there's lots of fine print! 1.4498 0.04336 209 130 64 15
373 And when you are ready, the wine list is available as an audiobook. 1.4493 0.04144 207 125 71 11
374 Relax, pal, it's just chicken done 3,467 ways. 1.4491 0.04289 216 135 65 16
375 I'll have the Giraffe 1.4483 0.03568 203 113 89 1
376 Welcome to Tolstoy's. May I take your order? 1.4471 0.04805 208 139 45 24
377 Would you like another hour to look over the menu? 1.4471 0.03715 208 119 85 4
378 Do you have anything lighter? 1.4471 0.03715 208 119 85 4
379 You should see our pepper grinders. 1.4466 0.03472 206 114 92 0
380 Yes, sir, it's our bifocal-free menu. 1.4461 0.05021 204 140 37 27
381 I see you have expanded your menu. 1.4461 0.04875 204 137 43 24
382 I regret to inform you that--while you were perusing it--the seasonal menu changed. 1.4461 0.04406 204 128 61 15
383 I'm afraid we don't have a big salad. 1.4455 0.04208 202 123 68 11
384 I recommend #1,549. 1.4455 0.03506 202 112 90 0
385 If you think that's big wait til you see our pepper grinder. 1.4444 0.03886 198 115 78 5
386 Would you like to hear about our off the menu items as well? 1.4439 0.04390 205 129 61 15
387 What chapter are the appetizers on? 1.4433 0.04582 203 131 54 18
388 Only the salmon is left. 1.4433 0.04529 203 130 56 17
389 Nobody's walked away with one yet. 1.4433 0.04420 203 128 60 15
390 May I make a little suggestion? 1.4428 0.04505 201 128 57 16
391 And for our specials not on the menu . . . 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
392 Would you like me to walk you through the menu,sir? 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
393 Trump restaurants is proud to offer the biggest menu, believe me! 1.4428 0.05173 201 141 31 29
394 In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. 1.4428 0.04977 201 137 39 25
395 Menu items may appear larger than they are. 1.4428 0.04393 201 126 61 14
396 We've been acquired by Amazon. 1.4428 0.04668 201 131 51 19
397 Wait 'til you try to pick up the check! 1.4422 0.04247 199 122 66 11
398 Have you had a chance to look over the menu yet? 1.4422 0.04064 199 119 72 8
399 That's funny. You're the first person who mentioned it. 1.4422 0.04647 199 129 52 18
400 We've recently expanded our menu. 1.4422 0.04592 199 128 54 17
401 Are there any specials this evening? 1.4422 0.04808 199 132 46 21
402 May I suggest one of our small plates? 1.4422 0.04647 199 129 52 18
403 Would Monsieur care for a ladder to consider the appetizers? 1.4422 0.04480 199 126 58 15
404 If you look closely you'll see it's really just a lot of creative ways of saying "meatloaf." 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
405 Let me get that out of your way. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
406 The Left Side of the Menu it is then, excellent choice sir. 1.4416 0.04790 197 130 47 20
407 Do you need another minute? 1.4416 0.04625 197 127 53 17
408 Sorry, we're out of that too. 1.4416 0.04949 197 133 41 23
409 I'm sorry. We are out of that too. 1.4416 0.05001 197 134 39 24
410 Is this your first time eating at Gulliver's? 1.4406 0.04597 202 131 53 18
411 Our merlots? Allow me to grab the stepladder. 1.4400 0.04406 200 126 60 14
412 The wine list comes with a ladder. 1.4388 0.04860 196 131 44 21
413 I'm sorry sir, no substitutions. 1.4388 0.04695 196 128 50 18
414 I'll have the number six thousand two hundred and eighty four please. 1.4388 0.04966 196 133 40 23
415 There's nothing on this menu that I like. 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
416 Have you decided, or shall I go home and come back tomorrow? 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
417 Want to hear about our specials? 1.4381 0.04557 194 124 55 15
418 You're right. The Chilean sea bass is no longer on the menu. 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
419 Any questions? 1.4381 0.05004 194 132 39 23
420 If you'd like to see the drinks menu, I can bring another table. 1.4381 0.04730 194 127 49 18
421 Would you care to see the large print menu? 1.4381 0.05004 194 132 39 23
422 I'm sorry, Sir. We're just ran out of that one, too. 1.4381 0.04950 194 131 41 22
423 Welcome to Gulliver's. What may I get for you? 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
424 And would you like the wine list in bound volumes, on-line archive, or microfiche? 1.4368 0.05136 190 131 35 24
425 We're out of everything but the kale. 1.4368 0.05027 190 129 39 22
426 We include a complete biography for all our meat and fish. 1.4359 0.04822 195 130 45 20
427 Could I interest you in our small plates menu? 1.4352 0.04745 193 127 48 18
428 Yes sir, Mar A Lago has the biggest menu in the history of the world. Yes sir, one item, the Trump Special. So special. 1.4352 0.04968 193 131 40 22
429 Yes sir, we don't call it Alice's for nothing. 1.4346 0.05168 191 133 33 25
430 Would sir like to see our full menu? 1.4346 0.04950 191 129 41 21
431 Perhaps I can tell you about our specials, or perhaps not, depending on your attention span and circadian rhythms. 1.4339 0.05100 189 130 36 23
432 Welcome to “Whim.” “Our menu is designed to accommodate every possible dietary request or restriction; real, imagined or trendy. 1.4339 0.04816 189 125 46 18
433 Amazon.com is delighted to have you as a guest at our first restaurant. If you don't see anything you like on the menu, I can read you specials based on your purchasing history. 1.4339 0.04932 189 127 42 20
434 Would Monsieur prefer the tasting menu? 1.4339 0.04816 189 125 46 18
435 We're pro-choice. 1.4339 0.05209 189 132 32 25
436 May I recommend the broiled whale. 1.4332 0.03633 187 106 81 0
437 Can I get you started with a step ladder? 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
438 And would you like to hear the specials? 1.4330 0.04374 194 122 60 12
439 Excellent choice! Our five-pound tenderloin, medium grilled, our two and half gallon tub of French romane lettuce tossed with lemon garlic oil, and a five gallon bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.4326 0.04204 178 107 65 6
440 Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory. We have recently reduced our menu down to just two pages. 1.4324 0.04950 185 124 42 19
441 We also have 75 specials on offer this evening. 1.4324 0.05238 185 129 32 24
442 We were just bought out by Amazon. 1.4324 0.05009 185 125 40 20
443 And for madam? 1.4324 0.04707 185 120 50 15
444 Anything come without kale? 1.4324 0.05067 185 126 38 21
445 Do you have this in large print? 1.4324 0.04316 185 114 62 9
446 Why yes, we have merged with Amazon. How did you guess? 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
447 We specialize in simple food with long foreign names 1.4302 0.03795 179 103 75 1
448 If you want to hear tonight's specials I'd recommend another bottle of wine. 1.4286 0.04288 182 112 62 8
449 Would sir like another minute? 1.4286 0.04562 182 116 54 12
450 Don't sweat it. We're out of everything but the Pork Chops. 1.4286 0.04946 182 122 42 18
451 Would you like to start with a garden of fresh salad? 1.4286 0.04821 182 120 46 16
452 The new chef's been reading Lewis Carroll. 1.4286 0.04946 182 122 42 18
453 We're pro-choice. 1.4286 0.04884 182 121 44 17
454 Does Monsieur like our "expanded" menu? 1.4286 0.04562 182 116 54 12
455 OK, so starting with the giant prawns? 1.4286 0.04694 182 118 50 14
456 For starters, I recommend the booster seat. 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
457 Were you able to find everything? 1.4286 0.04495 182 115 56 11
458 Your wife left half an hour ago 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
459 Would you like to hear about some dishes that are not on the menu? 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
460 All food allergens have been listed...with illustrated reactions. 1.4278 0.04459 180 113 57 10
461 No - that’s not available on our lunch menu. 1.4278 0.04318 180 111 61 8
462 "We accommodate fruitarian, lacto vegetarian, ovo vegetarian, pescatarian, vegan, kosher, organic, gluten free, low fat, diabetic and low carb diets. 1.4278 0.04171 180 109 65 6
463 Everything's huge here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4278 0.04794 180 118 47 15
464 Yes, we do also have a large-print version. 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
465 'Too heavy? Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu." 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
466 May I suggest something light but in a large font? 1.4278 0.04729 180 117 49 14
467 If you think that's large, wait 'til you see the bill. 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
468 Sorry, Sir. We are out of that one. 1.4270 0.05088 178 121 38 19
469 Just wait till you see our pepper grinder. 1.4270 0.04897 178 118 44 16
470 Sorry, sir. We're out of that, too. 1.4270 0.04698 178 115 50 13
471 No substitutions. 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
472 Gluten-free? But, of course, monsieur. Items 11-15, 22-26, 33, 54, 91-123, 259-261, 455, 475, 583, 606-608, 866-868, 925-927, 1027, and 1237. What would you like? 1.4262 0.05045 183 125 38 20
473 Would you prefer the Cliff Notes? 1.4262 0.03904 183 108 72 3
474 Most people just ask for the kids menu. 1.4254 0.05024 181 123 39 19
475 Biggest menu in the world. Much larger than the one at Daniel, a failing restaurant. Sad 1.4246 0.05247 179 125 32 22
476 The chef is from Texas. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
477 I recommend 426 followed by 138 paired with 219. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
478 The dessert soufflé is cooked in an antique claw-foot bathtub and served table-side with a small oak barrel of creme anglaise. 1.4246 0.04257 179 110 62 7
479 May I suggest something from our Tex-Mex-Thai-Indo-Creole section? 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
480 You're right, Sir, that is a tall order! 1.4246 0.04745 179 117 48 14
481 I'll just have coffee. 1.4244 0.05345 172 120 31 21
482 Not only is all our new menu locally sourced, it's also extensively footnoted. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
483 Unfortunately we're out of everything but today's specials. 1.4237 0.05043 177 120 39 18
484 Do you have any specials? 1.4237 0.04914 177 118 43 16
485 Between you and me, the Chef may be compensating for his small plates. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
486 Would you like something from the lighter menu? 1.4237 0.04210 177 108 63 6
487 Welcome to Trump Tower where we have giant menus and other stupid stuff which is actually meaningless but supports the egomaniacal needs of our boss. 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
488 The best stuff is off-menu, of course. 1.4237 0.03810 177 103 73 1
489 And you're telling me none of these are gluten free? 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
490 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.4237 0.04848 177 117 45 15
491 It's modeled on Mar-a-Lago's. 1.4237 0.04714 177 115 49 13
492 And why on earth would you think we'd have jumbo prawns? 1.4220 0.05126 173 118 37 18
493 Chef Roberto recommends the chicken parm - it's not on the menu. 1.4213 0.04693 178 116 49 13
494 Our chef couldn't decide either. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
495 Of course we have the big salad today. 1.4211 0.04050 171 102 66 3
496 The menu hasn't really changed we just added a bunch of really cool adjectives 1.4211 0.04455 171 107 56 8
497 We've gone bigly. 1.4211 0.05035 171 115 40 16
498 Today's special is 0% financing. 1.4211 0.05035 171 115 40 16
499 Sorry, no substitutions. 1.4211 0.04753 171 111 48 12
500 First time up the beanstalk? 1.4211 0.05102 171 116 38 17
501 We encourage ordering from the bottom of the menu 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
502 The chef recommends the chicken. 1.4182 0.04944 165 109 43 13
503 Well I'd like to think they're all special. 1.4182 0.05018 165 110 41 14
504 Yes, Costco does produce our menus. Why do you ask? 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
505 Actually sir, portions are smaller than they appear on your menu. 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
506 We have expanded the menu. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
507 Let's just say the chef is overcompensating for something. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
508 Would you like to see the Specials Mural? 1.4176 0.05189 170 117 35 18
509 I don't see anything I like on the menu. Can you recommend something else? 1.4176 0.04696 170 110 49 11
510 The reviews said we needed a larger menu. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
511 Would you also like to hear about our specials? 1.4176 0.04842 170 112 45 13
512 I'm sorry, but we're out of everything except the veggie burger. 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
513 Welcome to Gulliver’s, sir. 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
514 Our new too big to fail menu. 1.4176 0.04696 170 110 49 11
515 We've expanded our menu to accommodate special diets including gluten free, vegetarian, nut free, low sodium, picky eaters... 1.4176 0.05386 170 120 29 21
516 I'm afraid that IS the Large Print Menu, Sir! 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
517 Are there any specials? 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
518 We specialize in tall orders, sir. 1.4176 0.04060 170 102 65 3
519 Oh, it's not such a big menu, Mr. President, it's just that--if I may say so--your hands are unusually small. 1.4176 0.05450 170 121 27 22
520 That's a pretty tall order. 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
521 May I suggest that tonight’s chef is overcompensating for his small portions. 1.4176 0.04913 170 113 43 14
522 Can I tempt you with a little something? 1.4176 0.04621 170 109 51 10
523 Yes...our chef is compensating for something. 1.4167 0.04257 168 103 60 5
524 Have you had a minute to look over the menu? 1.4167 0.04881 168 111 44 13
525 Do you need another minute to decide? 1.4157 0.04614 166 106 51 9
526 I'd be happy to show you the wine list, sir. Unfortunately our fork lift has broken down. 1.4157 0.04770 166 108 47 11
527 Someone can hold the menu for you for only $2.50 more. 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
528 Let me tell you our specials 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
529 It's to make our prices look smaller by comparison. 1.4152 0.04370 171 107 57 7
530 The catch of the day is blue whale. 1.4146 0.04650 164 105 50 9
531 It's the new FDA regulation to list all ingredients. 1.4146 0.04569 164 104 52 8
532 Just order the Special. 1.4146 0.05110 164 111 38 15
533 It make the prices appear smaller. 1.4132 0.05253 167 116 33 18
534 ...then the Chef said 'Go big or go home'... 1.4121 0.05157 165 113 36 16
535 It's mostly health advisories and warning labels, we really only have three menu items. 1.4121 0.05085 165 112 38 15
536 We now list the calories. 1.4121 0.04862 165 109 44 12
537 We're out of everything but the tuna salad. 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
538 Our cuisine is French-Texas fusion 1.4114 0.04762 158 102 47 9
539 Any questions? 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
540 We're out of everything except the soup. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
541 I hope you enjoy our new expanded menu 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
542 You should see our wine list. 1.4110 0.04824 163 107 45 11
543 Our new chef's a bit indecisive. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
544 Ok, I'll ask the chef, but its a pretty tall order. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
545 Now that’s a tall order. 1.4110 0.04902 163 108 43 12
546 Please take note of the following options as our menu has changed. 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
547 Sir, did you not ask for the 'large print' menu? 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
548 When you finish with local sourcing credits and dietary disclaimers we can move on to pedigrees and humane treatment. 1.4110 0.05554 163 117 25 21
549 Can I order off menu? 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
550 The forklift will return shortly with your wine list. 1.4099 0.05098 161 109 38 14
551 I’m sorry. We’re out of everything except the macaroni and cheese 1.4099 0.05465 161 114 28 19
552 May I recommend a few things that are off the menu? 1.4099 0.05248 161 111 34 16
553 Do you need a few more hours to decide, sir? 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
554 Good evening, and welcome to The Cheesecake Foundry. 1.4099 0.04618 161 103 50 8
555 Might I suggest something from the bottom of the menu? 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
556 Yes, sir, if you don't see anything you like, I can get you a stepladder. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
557 Wait to you see our pepper shaker. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
558 If you prefer, it can be downloaded to your phone. 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
559 Have you decided yet or do you need a lot more time? 1.4099 0.04702 161 104 48 9
560 You'll notice that we recently expanded our menu. 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
561 I see you took the calamari off the menu. 1.4088 0.05219 159 109 35 15
562 If you can read the whole thing in less than one hour, your dinner is free. 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
563 Are you ready to order now, sir, or should I come back in an hour? 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
564 That's a really tall order. 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
565 If you don't see it, sir, I'm afraid it doesn't exist. 1.4088 0.04823 159 104 45 10
566 Would you like our large print menu? 1.4088 0.04391 159 99 55 5
567 "No, sir, we don't have a 'Big Salad'. 1.4085 0.05248 164 114 33 17
568 Welcome to Amazon Dining! I highly recommend our Prime selections. 1.4077 0.05203 130 84 39 7
569 If you don't have any afternoon plans, I'd like to tell you about our specials today. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
570 Oh, I don't know, Sir. I suppose some producers might say: 'Thank you, Pierre; what a clever way to get me to look at your screenplay.' 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
571 We also have an abridged version, but it comes without salad or bread. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
572 Read it all and you eat free. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
573 Yes, the photos are to scale. 1.4076 0.04423 157 98 54 5
574 And for madam? 1.4076 0.04863 157 103 44 10
575 We've recently enlarged our menu. 1.4074 0.04159 162 99 60 3
576 Exuse me, what else do you have? 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
577 Perhaps you'd like to see the full menu, sir. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
578 Do you need another minute? 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
579 Would you like to see our bigly wine list as well? 1.4052 0.04584 153 97 50 6
580 I recommend the Clam Chowder, Part 5, Section 2A, Bullet Point #7. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
581 It's the menu we designed for President Trump. 1.4051 0.05465 158 112 28 18
582 We have expanded the menu. 1.4051 0.04215 158 97 58 3
583 I'm sorry - we're out of number 743. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
584 All of our steaks are Amazon Prime. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
585 Will monsieur need a ladder to check out the appetizers? 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
586 You’ll find our entrees beginning on page 153. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
587 Well, Mr. Bunyan had no problem with it. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
588 Wait till you see our wine list. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
589 It’s our chef’s new “farm to ego” menu. 1.4038 0.05590 156 112 25 19
590 Very good. Shall I drag out the wine list? 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
591 Just wait until you see the size of your bill. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
592 I hope you are enjoying our big beautiful menu here at the Trump Hotel but be warned; the portions tend to be small. 1.4038 0.04527 156 99 51 6
593 Might I make a tiny suggestion? 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
594 Would you like to see the large-print menu? 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
595 We also offer a lighter menu. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
596 The chef recommends going big or going home. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
597 My wife will be joining me shortly. Could you bring another menu ? 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
598 Yes sir, it's our new senior menu. Large print. 1.4038 0.04435 156 98 53 5
599 Would you care to hear some of our off-menu specials? 1.4038 0.04146 156 95 59 2
600 The specials are listed on the billboard outside. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
601 Do you need another day or two to make your selection? 1.4026 0.05090 154 104 38 12
602 The marinated giraffe is an excellent choice . 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
603 Can I also get a table for the wine list? 1.4026 0.04920 154 102 42 10
604 Would sir like to see our full menu? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
605 Might I suggest one of the small plates? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
606 Would you like to share or should I bring a second menu for the lady? 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
607 We have a lighter menu if you would prefer that. 1.4026 0.04745 154 100 46 8
608 How are there still not any vegetarian options? 1.4026 0.04372 154 96 54 4
609 Welcome to Cafe de Trumpd. As you can see, we have a huge menu with overpromised entrees with little taste. 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
610 Can I take your order, or do you need a few more hours? 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
611 ...and even more amazing, Sir, they all pair with the same wine. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
612 Yes Sir, our new environmentally friendly menu is made from 100% of a tree. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
613 Could I see the complete wine list 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
614 I'm sorry, sir, but that's the only dish we're not serving tonight. 1.4025 0.05362 159 112 30 17
615 Welcome to Gulliver's. 1.4013 0.04874 152 100 43 9
616 The wine list? Certainly … I'll notify Logistics. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
617 We're out of entrees #3, 22 and 415. 1.4013 0.05621 152 109 25 18
618 It's to compensate for our portion sizes, sir. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
619 Excellent choice sir. We recommend our house insulin with that. 1.4000 0.04915 150 99 42 9
620 Any specials? 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
621 And the specials are... 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
622 Actually some people's hands make our menu look quite small. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
623 Do you need some more time with the menu? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
624 Good news! We've expanded our menu. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
625 I'm sorry sir, but that also has spam in it. 1.3987 0.05192 153 105 35 13
626 May I tell you our specials? 1.3987 0.04668 153 99 47 7
627 Would monsieur prefer the large-print menu? 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
628 Can I take your order now or should I come back next week? 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
629 If you need more time, I can come back tomorrow. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
630 Yes, sir. But diners complained that our menu had too many pages. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
631 I could have three of our someliers bring our wine list. 1.3960 0.05023 149 100 39 10
632 Is this your first time dining at Chez David Foster Wallace? 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
633 I recommend an appetizer to tide you over while I recite today's specials. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
634 New laws require us to show you where your food actually comes from. 1.3960 0.04744 149 97 45 7
635 The business plan was supposed to call for a really large venue. 1.3960 0.05372 149 104 31 14
636 Number 187. An excellent choice, sir. 1.3960 0.05456 149 105 29 15
637 I'll come back when you've had more time. How's next Tuesday? 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
638 If you ask me to run down tonight's specials I'll strangle you. 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
639 Do you have any questions about tonight's menu? 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
640 A trifle, sir, compared to the wine list. 1.3960 0.04839 149 98 43 8
641 Wait until you see the size of your check! 1.3960 0.05620 149 107 25 17
642 Can I have a big salad? 1.3958 0.04749 144 93 45 6
643 Excellent choice, sir. For your side would you like baked or mashed potato or sweet potato, french fries, green, house, chef's, Greek, Cobb, spinach or salad niçoise, steamed or baked rice, mushroom fried rice, pasta with basil or herb pesto ... 1.3949 0.04586 157 102 48 7
644 Since you'll be dining alone, we thought we would humiliate you further. 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
645 I recommend the Confit de Canard, three feet down the menu, on the right. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
646 Are you ready to order now Sir or do you need another hour? 1.3946 0.04975 147 98 40 9
647 Not to worry, the portions are small. 1.3946 0.04585 147 94 48 5
648 We proudly list all ingredients--and assume you know chemistry. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
649 See anything? 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
650 That's a very tall order. 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
651 Do you need a few more hours to look over the menu? 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
652 That's a pretty tall order sir. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
653 Any specials? 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
654 It's our only copy, so please be gentle. 1.3946 0.05068 147 99 38 10
655 ... and our soup of the day is chicken noodle. 1.3931 0.04724 145 94 45 6
656 We feature large fonts and small portions 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
657 It includes an algorithmically generated selection of all mathematically possible substitutions. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
658 We're out of everything but the Cod. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
659 Welcome to "Bigly's." 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
660 I know there are only 4 items, sir, but the list of ingredients is very impressive don't you think? 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
661 Same-ol, same-ol, sir? 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
662 I can take your menu now. The police have left. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
663 We do have a big menu; just not a large selection. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
664 Well, sir, it makes our prices look smaller. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
665 Number 1,427....good choice sir! 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
666 Do you need more time to read the liability disclaimers or are you ready to take your chances? 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
667 You think that's big - wait till you see the bill! 1.3916 0.04330 143 89 52 2
668 We are proud that our menu includes all 350 languages spoken in the U. S. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
669 You think that's big? Wait 'til you see your bill. 1.3904 0.04597 146 94 47 5
670 Tonight's special is Trump Steak with a side of Putin-esca. 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
671 I'm afraid we're out of that as well. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
672 Just a small salad please 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
673 Need a moment? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
674 We have the largest the menu in town. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
675 We have quite a few additions to the menu tonight. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
676 While you're deciding, would you like a shoulder massage? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
677 Of course, you could make it easier for both of us and opt for the chef's surprise. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
678 Do you have anything else? 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
679 Most people just give up and go with the prix fixe. 1.3901 0.04697 141 91 45 5
680 Very well then, Sir. I'll be back next year to take your order. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
681 Is my ex-wife still looking this way? 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
682 Because the FDA now mandates that all pictures of our meals be drawn to scale. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
683 Yes, we do have specials today, sir. I'll be back shortly with the megaphone. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
684 Sure we have a winelist, I'll get it and a ladder. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
685 I've prepared the specials as an epic poem. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
686 I will have the nachos and a Bud Light, please. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
687 No, we don't have a Kindle version. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
688 I'm so sorry...we stopped serving that when we streamlined our menu. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
689 The menu changes everyday. Yesterday it was the size of a postage stamp. 1.3873 0.05081 142 96 37 9
690 And still nothing that fits my dietary restrictions. 1.3873 0.04222 142 88 53 1
691 You think the menu is big wait until I give you the check. 1.3873 0.04672 142 92 45 5
692 Yes, sir, I’m afraid the “hide the mistress” menu is rather expensive. 1.3873 0.05815 142 104 21 17
693 I can come back tomorrow if you wish, sir. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
694 Yes, our new menu seeks to incorporate our commitment to the growing diversity of tastes in our multicultural environment. Would you like fries with that? 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
695 No, the portions are still microscopic. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
696 Do you have a couple of hours to hear today's specials? 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
697 Today’s menu is on the last page. The other pages are devoted to the chef’s cookware line and views on the current political climate. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
698 If you're having difficulty reading it, we do offer a large print version. 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
699 People want to know the story of where there food came from. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
700 Your appetizer will be right out, sir. Would you like to see the entrees? 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
701 Sorry, sir, lunch is over. I'll bring you the dinner menu. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
702 Yes, sir, he insisted that all his resorts' menus be "huge," offering the most terrific appetizers, the classiest entrées, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
703 Our selection of salads can be found in Column 8, paragraph 3, lines 42-54. 1.3857 0.04371 140 88 50 2
704 I'm sorry sir, but our chef cannot make any exceptions to the menu. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
705 Wait till you see the dessert cart. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
706 I'll have the One-Ton dumplings 1.3857 0.06048 140 105 16 19
707 Our specials are on the billboard at Exit 23. 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
708 Can I start you off with a little something? 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
709 any specials today? 1.3846 0.05607 143 103 25 15
710 And we have five specials not on the menu. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
711 Just wait until you see the wine list. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
712 If you have any questions about the menu, feel free to refer to the table of contents. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
713 Would you like to see the non-vegan menu instead, sir? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
714 The chef firmly believes that size DOES matter... 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
715 Can I please see the gluten free menu? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
716 May I suggest that Sir refrains from any "Tall order" jokes as an amuse-bouche? 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
717 Sir, we have just a few hundred additions to the menu tonight. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
718 I'm sorry your wife was knocked-out by the menu. Will you be dining alone? 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
719 After you’re done with the wine list, would you care to hear the specials? 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
720 Don't worry, the portions are as small as ever. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
721 I got tired of customers borrowing my reading glasses. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
722 Do you need a few more minutes, sir? 1.3841 0.05847 138 101 21 16
723 One Number 17,263 combination platter. An excellent choice, sir. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
724 Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
725 I highly recommend the Paleo-friendly, vegetarian, nut-free appetizers at page 17, section 2(a)(iii). 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
726 I am sorry Sir but that is not on the menu 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
727 No substitutions. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
728 I can tell you our specials, or you can eat tonight. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
729 Think that's big? Wait until you see the bill. 1.3830 0.05099 141 96 36 9
730 It's the senior citizen large print edition menu sir! 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
731 We do have the largest menu in the city. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
732 Sorry Sir, the menu has the largest print available. Would you like to hear today's Senior Specials? 1.3824 0.05328 136 94 32 10
733 Our chef suggests that you wait for the paperback. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
734 Everything's good. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
735 Our wine list will be here once the kitchen doors are removed sir. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
736 Yes it is quite extensive... but, unfortunately we still don't have 'tater tots'. 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
737 I’m sorry, we don’t have that either. 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
738 Would you like to hear our list of specials? 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
739 It reflects our prices. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
740 Actually, most people prefer the buffet. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
741 Let me tell you the seventy two specials for tonight. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
742 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. 1.3806 0.05973 134 99 19 16
743 It's our American portions. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
744 Wouldn't you know, Sir, that we're out of that, too. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
745 If you think our menu’s big, wait until you see the bill. 1.3796 0.04983 137 92 38 7
746 Excellent choice! I'll be right back with the binder of dressings, sauces and condiments. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
747 Yes, I do know you've read shorter novels. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
748 Does the gentleman still need more time? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
749 Warning: Portions may be smaller than they appear. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
750 How big are the portions? 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
751 A mere reflection of the Chef's ego. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
752 For a starter, I'd recommend the giraffe 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
753 Welcome to Tolstoy's. Would you prefer the Cliff Notes version of the menu? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
754 We're making your dining experience great again. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
755 Our new owner is Texan. 1.3788 0.04373 132 83 48 1
756 You should see our pepper grinders. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
757 Would you like to supersize that, sir? 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
758 Don't let the menu fool you. The Trump Steak is a petite filet. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
759 I'll take the big-ass salad. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
760 We updated from Prix Fixe to Grand Prix. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
761 My apologies sir, our legal team recommended we enlarge the fine print. 1.3788 0.04873 132 87 40 5
762 While you look over the menu I'll start bringing out the dessert tray. 1.3786 0.04697 140 92 43 5
763 We're out of everything but grilled cheese. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
764 I think I'll just have what she is having. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
765 We specialize in small plates. 1.3769 0.04538 130 83 45 2
766 That concludes my description of our new, expanded menu. And...oh, I'm sorry, our kitchen is now closed. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
767 Our speciality is small plates. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
768 When you sit at the grownups table, you get the grownups menu. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
769 Sorry, we have nothing gluten-free. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
770 The chef got tired of people asking for substitutions. Now we list every possibility. 1.3759 0.04478 133 85 46 2
771 It corrects for eyes being bigger than stomachs. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
772 Would you like to supersize that order? 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
773 Is this your first time dining at Publishers Clearing House? 1.3750 0.04706 128 83 42 3
774 My I suggest the 50 oz. filet. It is the house specialty. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
775 Actually, there is only one item listed--the rest of the menu is reserved for various governmental required warnings, available substitutions, and financing payment alternatives. 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
776 We decided to supersize the menu, not the portions. 1.3740 0.04640 131 85 43 3
777 Our clientele tends to be quite a bit older. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
778 I'll do my best, but it's a tall order! 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
779 Mr. Trump recommends ‘The World’s Biggest Meatloaf,’ served warm, without a hint of Freudian irony. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
780 Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
781 How large are your portions? 1.3740 0.04765 131 86 41 4
782 Perhaps you would prefer something from volume M-R? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
783 I do believe our ad says 'biggest menu,' not 'most selections' 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
784 We've expanded our menu. Do you need more time? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
785 My favorite? It's not on the menu. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
786 Sorry, we're all out of chicken. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
787 Well, sir, we were tired of people asking to see the menu. Now, everyone can. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
788 So that's one from column A and two from columns B, Q and V. 1.3740 0.04887 131 87 39 5
789 In addition to 5,000 regular items on the menu, I can tell you about our 1,700 specials. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
790 Most people just get the waffles. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
791 That's nothing. Wait'll you see the check. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
792 Excellent choice, Sir. And what will the lady have? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
793 I believe the appetizer will be enough. 1.3721 0.04678 129 84 42 3
794 If you have an hour I’ll tell you the specials 1.3721 0.04272 129 81 48 0
795 I'll have coffee, black, regular. That's all. 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
796 Take your time. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
797 Sorry, it’s either French or Thousand Island. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
798 Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
799 We're out of everything except the soup. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
800 We're having an end of year inventory clearance. 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
801 Good Evening Sir, our choices include gluten-free, organic, vegan, free-range, hormone-free, ovo-lacto vegetarian, paleo, kosher, halal and gmo-free selections! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
802 Well, the manager is both ADA compliant and passive-aggressive. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
803 You're safe, no one will see you with the President. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
804 Patron: "Do you have anything a little lighter?" 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
805 Would you prefer our Power Point presentation? 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
806 Entree 1,352 is my favorite. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
807 Sorry, but a new law requires that everything be printed in ten languages. 1.3721 0.04547 129 83 44 2
808 Welcome to Trump Tower restaurant. 1.3710 0.04504 124 79 44 1
809 Sir, it's been two days already. Are you sure you don't just want a recommendation? 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
810 Our menu emotionally prepares you for when you see the check. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
811 Wait until you see our napkins. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
812 The grilled cheese is very popular. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
813 As you can see, we've recently expanded our menu. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
814 Hope you brought your appetite and that of everyone you know. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
815 Might I suggest the petite filet. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
816 The wine list is currently being used as our dance floor. 1.3692 0.06094 130 98 16 16
817 What? You thought "world's biggest menu" meant we had a lot of choices? 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
818 Customers who ordered this also bought.... 1.3692 0.04249 130 82 48 0
819 You can also use it as a privacy screen. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
820 Could I have the child's menu? 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
821 That's the only thing we're out of. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
822 Were you not listening? Did I stutter? I've been a food critic for 16 years and I ALWAYS order EVERYTHING on the menu. You think this will stop me? Bring it, you coward, I'm not afraid to die. 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
823 We used to have people walk away with the menus 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
824 But, do you have anything gluten free? 1.3680 0.04891 125 83 38 4
825 We added shrimp. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
826 Did you think we were lying when we tweeted that the Trump Hotel has the "yoouuuuugest" menu in the world? 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
827 We have a few special items that did not fit on the menu 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
828 Should I give you a minute? 1.3680 0.04757 125 82 40 3
829 Just the soup? 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
830 We have a large menu of small plate offerings this evening... 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
831 Sir, that *is* the children's menu. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
832 and tonight’s final chef’s special is peanut butter on white bread with a choice of one of the following 51 flavors of jelly: grape, cherry, blueberry... 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
833 Do you have an hour to hear the specials? 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
834 Sir, I apologize. It's neither a drop down or pull down menu. May I assist with closing your menu? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
835 I recommend the grilled cheese under article 12. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
836 I believe you requested a large print menu 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
837 We're out of everything except the escargot. 1.3659 0.04361 123 78 45 0
838 After you finish the menu, I can tell you the daily special. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
839 Is this your first time at the House of 1001 Pastas? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
840 I'd like to start with a ladder. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
841 Are you ready to order or do you need a minute? 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
842 Would you prefer to see our child's menu? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
843 It's our Too Big to Fail menu! 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
844 We have a lot of older patrons. 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
845 Is this your first time dining with us at Amazon New York, sir? 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
846 The portions are actually quite small. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
847 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
848 We offer all the food that's fit to print 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
849 Sorry, we're out of that one too. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
850 Can I start you out with a few dozen appetizers? 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
851 Can I interest you in one of our small plates? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
852 I would suggest one of the small plates. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
853 I'm sorry, but we're also out of that. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
854 I hope you brought your big wallet. 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
855 We're wheeling in the wine list momentarily. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
856 Our locally sourced farm raised entrees come with their own story. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
857 Sorry, sir, we have only tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches today. 1.3644 0.06331 118 89 15 14
858 We are famous for our large menu selections. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
859 The team is bringing the wine list. 1.3636 0.05249 121 83 32 6
860 Tonight we can offer you our expanded menu. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
861 We're out of everything but the liver and onions. 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
862 As you can see, we've expanded our menu. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
863 Can I have number 2,649? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
864 I'll be back in a few weeks to take your order. 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
865 we have 110 off the menu specials ... 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
866 Wait until you see your bill. 1.3636 0.05984 121 89 20 12
867 And how do you want your burger? 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
868 In addition, we have a few specials tonight... 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
869 May I recommend No. 1197? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
870 Actually, sir, it only feels large because of your tiny hands. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
871 We specialize in tall orders. 1.3636 0.04545 121 78 42 1
872 Actually, we do have a few items that aren't on the menu. 1.3636 0.04839 121 80 38 3
873 Wait'll you see the peppermill! 1.3636 0.05116 121 82 34 5
874 I recommend the Burger and Fries. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
875 That would be found only on the lunch menu. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
876 I will have the Gulliver steak 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
877 The caveat emptor is very good. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
878 Now that you've had time to look through our brunch menu, we're beginning our dinner service. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
879 Would you like a few more minutes, sir? 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
880 I'll just have a salad 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
881 It's in proportion to our prices. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
882 The Cliff notes version ...we offer Fish & Chips 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
883 Most people start with a ladder. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
884 Are you ready to order, or do you need a few more days to decide? 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
885 Yes, Sir, we have expanded the menu. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
886 Just wait till you see the portions. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
887 The legal department redrafted the menu recently! 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
888 The Cliff Notes version is more easily digested. 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
889 The cheapest items are on top of the menu. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
890 No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
891 Yes, but it is only one page. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
892 And did you notice our specials billboard out front? 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
893 Would you prefer the large print menu? 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
894 Good evening sir. May I suggest a magnum of wine while you peruse the menu? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
895 Have you eaten with us since we expanded our menu? 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
896 Do you have any small plates? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
897 I recommend the No. 4,571. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
898 For starters, sir, I recommend the Caprese Salad with a balsamic menu reduction. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
899 All our shrimp are jumbo, sir. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
900 Yes sir, we're required to show the nutritional values and calorie count on the menu. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
901 We were rated 4 stars by Overeaters Anonymous. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
902 The chef eez... how do you say... overcompensating. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
903 When I said we literally have the largest seafood menu in town, I literally meant that we literally have the largest seafood menu in town. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
904 But do you have any vegan options? 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
905 The terms and conditions are on the other side. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
906 After a brief intermission, I'll finish reading the specials. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
907 I’m still deciding. Could you come back next week? 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
908 Would you like another hour to decide, sir? 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
909 Before you order, we have a few specials. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
910 Management calls it portion intimidation. 1.3613 0.04422 119 76 43 0
911 "Do you have any specials today"? 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
912 And how would you like your alphabet soup, sir: Ariel, Courier or Times New Roman? 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
913 See anything you like? 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
914 Would you like to hear today’s specials? 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
915 I'll just take a water, please. 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
916 Would you like to hear the specials again? 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
917 We're sold out of everything on the bottom of the menu 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
918 I'm sorry sir, but we do not allow substitutions. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
919 The petit filet? Excellent choice! 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
920 Could you please repeat today's specials again? 1.3590 0.04454 117 75 42 0
921 And that is why we only have tables for one. 1.3590 0.05073 117 79 34 4
922 No, it's not a real menu monsieur, but we enjoy making you look foolish. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
923 Many of our regular customers really love number 1,263. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
924 I'll have the petit filet 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
925 Our new Healthy Menu is MUCH shorter! 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
926 Try the shrimp, they're ironic. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
927 If I may recommend sir, starting with item 178 followed by item 436. And the dessert item 724 has been especially well received. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
928 All of our entrées come with a soup and a hernia. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
929 What a great suggestion Sir, I'll have the chef add that to the menu! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
930 If you would care to see the adult menu, please follow me around back 1.3583 0.04396 120 77 43 0
931 Sorry, we only serve wine by the barrel! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
932 May I suggest #1029? 1.3583 0.05131 120 82 33 5
933 Honestly everything is excellent. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
934 Do you have one in English? 1.3565 0.04486 115 74 41 0
935 If you have a few hours I'd like to tell you about tonight's 'specials' 1.3565 0.04970 115 77 35 3
936 We find it makes the check look small. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
937 Those are the mortality tables associated with consuming each item. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
938 Our chef has a compulsive need to please everyone. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
939 I have four men bringing in the wine list right now sir. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
940 The owner thinks that a large menu explains why his hands look small. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
941 In case you're wondering, the tip should be proportional to the size of the menu. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
942 Tell me about the specials 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
943 If you think the menu is big, just wait until you get the check. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
944 I'm afraid you can't order anything off the menu. There ISN'T anything off the menu. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
945 I don't know, do you have any specials? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
946 I highly recommend the binoculars. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
947 Wait till you see the size of your bill! 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
948 Do you have any questions about the menu? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
949 Welcome to 'Tolstoy's'. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
950 Would you like to hear the specials?Shouldn't take more than an hour 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
951 Would you like to hear the wine list? No? Thank God. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
952 Would you like a few more days, sir? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
953 The moment you walked through the door, I could tell you were a man of distinction, a real big spender. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
954 You think the menu is huge? Wait until you see the check. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
955 If there's nothing on there that looks good, we do have another menu. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
956 We felt it had to match the prices. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
957 You've really expanded your menu. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
958 I'LL HAVE THE MAC & CHEESE... 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
959 I need a magnifying glass 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
960 Yes. Very good, sir. Yuuge. We get a lot of that here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3554 0.06195 121 92 15 14
961 No sir, you can't order off the menu. 1.3545 0.04761 110 72 37 1
962 That's a tall order, if I may say so, Sir. 1.3534 0.06153 116 87 17 12
963 Sir, this IS the portion controlled menu. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
964 Just wait until you see how big the bill is. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
965 Now, we are out of chicken, steak, pork, and fish.... 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
966 Take all the time you need. I'll check back in about a week. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
967 We have an unrivaled selection of words 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
968 The chef has quite a vocabulary. 1.3534 0.05086 116 79 33 4
969 Nobody has a bigger menu than Trump Tower Grille, sir. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
970 And we proudly have prices to match. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
971 Our special tonight is a petite sirloin. Ha, ha, I kid you, sir... 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
972 I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
973 We are currently out of all selections appearing near the bottom of the menu. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
974 After you decide on an appetizer, I'll bring you our entree menu. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
975 You're gonna need a bigger pad 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
976 That's a very tall order. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
977 Let me guess. . . you are going to need some more time? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
978 You did request the large print, sir. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
979 I'll be back in a couple of weeks. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
980 We're known for our menus. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
981 And today's specials are flashing on the Jumbotron by the kitchen. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
982 As you can see, we've expanded the menu, sir. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
983 A la Carte, Sir....everything's a la carte. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
984 Need another minute? 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
985 Good choice sir! 1.3509 0.04490 114 74 40 0
986 Would you care to hear the specials ? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
987 Now you can better see why we had your wife sit over there. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
988 Chef is protesting the new minimalist cuisine in his own subtle way. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
989 Why yes, everything does come with bacon. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
990 My, that's a tall order. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
991 Would you like fries with that? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
992 You should see our wine list. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
993 We feel as though a picture is worth a thousand words. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
994 The irony is the portions are really small. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
995 Look at it this way: if it's not on the menu - it's free! 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
996 You will find the food items at the bottom below government warnings, disclaimers and our arbitration agreement. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
997 Fine. I'll just have the special. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
998 For starters, I recommend the back brace. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
999 Would you like to super-size your meal? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1000 Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1001 Hello, my name is Leo, and I'll be your speed reader this evening. 1.3486 0.05275 109 75 30 4
1002 That IS the large-print edition, sir. Perhaps you would prefer the Braille. 1.3486 0.05111 109 74 32 3
1003 Very good sir. The forklift with the wine list will be here presently. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1004 The jumbo shrimp...excellent choice. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1005 What wouldn't you recommend? 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1006 Are you ready to order now or would you like a few more hours to decide? 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1007 It makes the check appear not nearly so big. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1008 Just so you know, we are out of seventeen of the soups. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1009 ...and if monsieur would care to see the wine list, it's outside, leaning against the parking garage. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1010 If you are ready to order I will signal the crane operator. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1011 Sir, this is a Trump hotel restaurant. We do not have a smaller menu. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1012 Everything is on the menu. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1013 Today's special is blood of an Englishman. 1.3482 0.04865 112 75 35 2
1014 Are we ready to order, or do we need another few hours? 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1015 The specials are on the board. 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
1016 Yes sir, everything is good. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1017 It also doubles as a screen for private parties 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1018 Soup options are on page 18, section 42, line 9, box B. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1019 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see the small plates menu? 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1020 Our customers were complaining about the fine print. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1021 We're out of everything except chicken nuggets. 1.3455 0.06384 110 84 14 12
1022 Wait till you see our to go boxes. 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1023 I asked for your food menu not the list of failed executive orders of the President. 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
1024 Just wait until you see the bill. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1025 How are the portions? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1026 Very good choice sir however I am afraid kitchen closed 4 hours ago! 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1027 Yes sir, the wine menu is separate. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1028 May I suggest something off our new expanded menu? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1029 Do you just have...like...a cheeseburger? 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1030 would you also like to hear what isn't on the menu? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1031 I'd bring you the wine list but my sciatica prevents me. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1032 That's nothing, wait until you see the bill! 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1033 Yep, we're out of that, too. You don't really think we have all this stuff available, do you? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1034 All you can read menu. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1035 Our special is a petite filet mignon with baby squash. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1036 Oh we don’t cook here anymore. Amazon delivers the food. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1037 Don't see anything you like? How about a grilled cheese? Would you like a fuckin' grilled cheese sandwich? 1.3455 0.06514 110 85 12 13
1038 Would you also like to see our small plates menu, sir? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1039 Wait until you see the size of the bill. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1040 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1041 May I suggest you leave room for dessert. 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
1042 I assure you! Our prices justify its size. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1043 Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few days? 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1044 Are these the only craft beers you have? 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1045 If you need more time, I can come back next week. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1046 Sorry, we don't have that. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1047 Of course sir, I will bring a children’s menu at once. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1048 If you care to see the wine list, I'll have to get the ladder from the back. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1049 The wine list? I'll have the forklift operator bring it out at once. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1050 No sir, we don't have that either. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1051 Have you got 20 minutes to hear today’s specials? 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
1052 Yes, objects on the menu may be closer that they appear. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1053 I see you found the five dollar bottle of wine special hidden in the corner. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1054 Should I come back in two hours when you've decided? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1055 I recommend the things at the top. I'll get you a ladder. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1056 Should I give you a few days? 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1057 Our slogan is - if you don't see something you like, you're not really hungry. 1.3426 0.04588 108 71 37 0
1058 We have 87 specials tonight. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1059 Would you like a large-print menu? 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1060 I'll have chef Aristophane's ''lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drimupo­trimmato­silphio­karabomelito­katakechumeno­kichlepi­kossuphophatto­peri­steralektruonopto­kephallio­kigklopeleio­lagóio­siraio­baphètragano­pterugón'' stew. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1061 Do you need a few hours? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1062 I'm sorry but we're out of everything except the creamed chipped beef. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1063 This IS the gluten-free menu. 1.3426 0.04773 108 72 35 1
1064 It's our new menu, as now approved by our attorneys. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1065 Do you need more time? 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1066 I will now tell you our 32 specials for this evening... 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1067 Wait until you see the size of the check! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1068 I am sorry Senator, the owner of Mar-a-Lago dictates what menus we use. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1069 I beg your pardon, sir. I thought you requested our gluten-free menu. 1.3426 0.04588 108 71 37 0
1070 I have a few more suggestions from the chef. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1071 Would you prefer our dinner menu? 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1072 That's a tall order, sir. 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
1073 Yes, we are farm-to-table. But, it's always summer somewhere. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1074 Yeah, wait til you see the bill. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1075 It's all inclusive. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1076 And how would you like your eggs? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1077 We've recently enlarged our menu. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1078 Is monsieur ready to order, or would you like a few more hours? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1079 We also have a 30% zoom option, if you prefer. 1.3396 0.04812 106 71 34 1
1080 We also cater to the hearing impaired. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1081 The customers complain less when they feel inadequate. 1.3396 0.04995 106 72 32 2
1082 Just water please. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1083 Of course if you don't see anything you like, we can fix something special. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1084 Cover charge? Why do you ask? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1085 Ooh, I'm sorry, we are out of that as well. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1086 Can I start you off with some binoculars? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1087 Can you please give me a couple more minutes? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1088 Take your time. I'll come back later tonight for your order. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1089 Just point to what you want. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1090 On the flip side, the food itself is totally underwhelming. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1091 What really sets us apart is the size of our menu. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1092 Mr. Trump insists that everything at Mar-A-Lago be HUGE. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1093 If you have a half hour I can read the specials. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1094 That's correct, sir, we serve the whole cow. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1095 Would you care to start with a step ladder? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1096 We specialize in tall orders, sir. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1097 Well that's a pretty tall order 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1098 It's a big list when you bring the farm to the table." 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1099 Our special tonight is the 256-ounce Porterhouse steak. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1100 Actually it's the same menu, but with the calorie counts and a list of trending allergens. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1101 If you prefer, you can always order off menu 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1102 Sir, have you had a chance to look at the menu? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1103 We source globally. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1104 I'm fairly certain that's not on the menu. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1105 May I recommend the whale? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1106 The special tonight is a continental plate. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1107 Sir, may I tell you about our dinner specials? 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1108 You'll notice that a large number of NBA players favor this establishment. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1109 Such tiny hands. 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
1110 A lot has changed since The Cheesecake Factory moved into the neighborhood. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1111 Do you have anything without kale in it? 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1112 The specials are on the billboard across the road 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1113 You might want to hear our off menu items. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1114 Do you have avocado toast? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1115 We're out of everything but the hamburger. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1116 What would you suggest? 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1117 Our chef sees himself as a giant of the industry. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1118 I recommend the Cheeseburger. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1119 And how would you like that defrosted? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1120 I would recommend the petite filet. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1121 Grilled cheese? Very good, Sir! 1.3366 0.04726 101 67 34 0
1122 I'll have a cup of coffee. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1123 The mac and cheese is quite popular. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1124 And our specials are on the Jumbotron. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1125 Unfortunately, we've just run out of that too, Sir. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1126 I'll have a cheeseburger, please. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1127 Welcome to Goliath's. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1128 Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1129 Would you like to hear about our specials for this evening? 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1130 We just merged with the Cheesecake Factory. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1131 If you have an hour, I can also tell you our specials. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1132 By placing an order, you are deemed to have accepted all terms and conditions. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1133 Will the Terms & Conditions also be adhered by the trout? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1134 I'd go for the mac n' cheese. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1135 Kind of a tall order, wouldn't you say? 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1136 Would you prefer the prix fixe menu? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1137 ..and in addition let me first tell you today’s appetizer specials. 1.3365 0.05041 104 71 31 2
1138 Tonight's special is the Blue Ox a l'Orange. 1.3365 0.04656 104 69 35 0
1139 Red or white? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1140 You won't find a more thorough undercooked shellfish warning in the tri-state area. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
1141 That's a pretty tall order, but I'll ask the Chef. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1142 “ Will monsieur prefer to order from the childrens menu”? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1143 Those are today's specials. Would you like to look at the regular menu? 1.3365 0.04656 104 69 35 0
1144 I'll just have the soup. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1145 Are you ready now sir, or do you need another fortnight? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1146 We feel the large menu compensates for our small portions. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1147 Our restaurant was bought out by Amazon last month. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1148 I'm sorry, we don't have anything gluten-free. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1149 Have you had a chance to look over the menu? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1150 Shall I supersize that? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1151 Don't be fooled, sir. The portions are quite small. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1152 I can come back if you need a few more hours. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1153 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the small plates menu after all? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1154 Are you ready to hear our specials? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1155 And how is the kitchen sink prepared? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1156 If you haven't been here for awhile, you may have noticed we've added a few items to our menu. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1157 Welcome to Costco Bistro; may I take your order? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1158 If you can read the whole thing in less than 20 minutes, your meal is free! 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1159 We also offer the world's longest salad bar. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1160 Trust me -- get the half portion. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1161 Let me pull up a chair and I'll tell you about today's specials. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1162 Let me tell you today's specials. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1163 And shall I wheel out the wine list? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1164 Would you like another day to look it over? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1165 Yes, as you might expect, the portions are very large. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1166 Yes sir, the large print menu is only available during the Early Bird Special. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1167 And the electrocardiogram is complimentary. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1168 Do you need a few more hours? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1169 That's fine, take your time. I'm come back in two days. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1170 We have found that the new format has cut down on menu theft by 46%. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1171 Too big to fail. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1172 Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1173 What's big this week? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1174 It's our expanded menu. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1175 Are you sure you want to see the wine list, sir? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1176 Yes sir, the Number 3,271 is an excellent choice. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1177 I'm afraid to ask for the wine list 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1178 We're proud of our craft beer selections. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1179 The dessert menu? You think you want the dessert menu? Son, you can't handle the dessert menu! 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1180 Shall I wheel in the wine list? 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1181 Well, sir, it's a tall order but the chef ought to be able to come up with something. 1.3364 0.04589 107 71 36 0
1182 Yes sir, President Trump has mandated we bring back the supersize menu 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1183 Yes sir, we do offer "gluten-free", "gluten-filled", "low fat", "high fat", "organic", "inorganic", "sustainable", "farm-to-table", "low carb", "high carb", "pale" annnnnd "who gives a fuck?". 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1184 Your Wine List will arrive as soon as the forklift is available. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1185 If nothing on the menu is to your liking, Sir, it will only take a half hour to tell you about tonight’s specials. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1186 It's our senior-print menu. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1187 Wait until you see the size of the portions. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1188 How long do you think you will need? 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1189 Do you have time to hear the specials? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1190 Yes, there is alot you can do with pasta. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1191 Do you need a few more hours? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1192 I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of everything except the mac and cheese. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1193 This is a French restaurant so everything is big and pretentious. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1194 Are we ready to order or shall I come back in a few hours? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1195 Yes, but you would be surprised at how few we lose. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1196 The whaleducken, please. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1197 That IS our Lite Menu, Sir 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1198 Our new menu writer is a big Joyce fan. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1199 I believe it was Mr. Trump's idea. 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
1200 $20 ALL YOU CAN READ 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1201 Let me tell you about tonight's specials. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1202 Would you like me to supersize that for you sir? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1203 We repurposed the original doors. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1204 As you can see, sir, we've expanded our menu significantly since you were last here. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1205 I'm sure you would love dish #2036! 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1206 We're well known for our extraordinarily haute cuisine. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1207 Most people request our Lighter Menu. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1208 Would you care to see the specials. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1209 Could I order something off menu? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1210 You'll need to come out to the warehouse to peruse the wine list, sir. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1211 Chef could not decide between Southern, Creole, Caribbean, TexMex, French, Italian, European, Basque, Mediterranean, Szechuan, Hunan, Thai, Indian, Vegetarian, Vegan, or Paleo, so we have them all. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1212 All you can eat" is so cliche. We prefer "all you can read. 1.3333 0.04691 102 68 34 0
1213 We use a big, local font. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1214 She left just as you got to the entrées. 1.3333 0.04691 102 68 34 0
1215 " We found that patrons find the life-size illustrations quite helpful. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1216 Don't worry sir. The portions are small. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1217 Allow me to recite a few items not on the menu. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1218 But sir, you asked for a large-print menu! 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1219 Are you sure my ex can't see me from the bar now? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1220 I'm not quite ready to order yet. Could you come back tomorrow? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1221 Do you need another couple dozen minutes? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1222 It's 2017. You really should use our digital menu. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1223 I'll be back in an hour to take your order 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1224 The critics suggested we enlarge the menu. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1225 Our collusion with Russia denials are not quite ready, sir, but I can bring you some half-baked if you'd like. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1226 Excellent choice, sir. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1227 I see you chose the War and Peace menu. I recommend one of the 1917 varieties of Chicken Kiev. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1228 And the wine list? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1229 On the other hand, the chef recommends the cheese omelet. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1230 We're out of everything but the flounder. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1231 Amex? I'm sorry, sir, we only accept giant novelty checks. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1232 Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials? 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1233 Do you need another hour? 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1234 I'll have the jumbo shrimp. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1235 I'm waiting. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1236 Sir, if you can’t find anything on the menu to your liking, might I suggest you kill yourself. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1237 I recommend skipping ahead to the ending 1.3299 0.04799 97 65 32 0
1238 Each dish is named after a Cleveland Browns starting quaterback 1.3299 0.04799 97 65 32 0
1239 These days, we have to compete with Amazon. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1240 The, "Printed in the USA by J. M. Williams Company," is not actually a sandwich, Sir. 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
1241 I see you've postponed cataract surgery again, Mr. Bledsoe. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1242 I'm afraid if it's not on the menu, then it doesn't exist. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1243 May I recommend something from the Lighter Fare? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1244 And would you like to supersize that order, Sir? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1245 Trust me - you won't be needing those glasses..... 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1246 We were able to lure our Executive Chef away from the Cheesecake Factory. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1247 Please sign at the bottom that you've read and accepted our disclaimers. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1248 I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1249 If you skip to chapter 11, section 3 part F, you'll see our soup options 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1250 In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1251 You don't even have to ask, sir. The answer is, yes, we have that. 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
1252 May I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1253 For premier customers, we have an annotated version. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1254 The large menu helps prepare you for the check's amount. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1255 ...and yes, our chef has a huge ego 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1256 Ahh! The 128-oz sirloin. An excellent choice! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1257 In this lighting we're told it helps. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1258 Is the Green Giant cooking tonight? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1259 No, sir, we don't have fish on the menu. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1260 We also do have a number of specials, sir. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1261 Yes, we do have children's menu.... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1262 Your complaint about the small font size has been noted sir. Are you ready to order? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1263 Indeed, sir. The chef has truly outdone himself this evening. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1264 And lastly, there's the All-You-Can-Eat special... 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1265 The specials are at the top, Sir. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1266 Tonight's specials are petit pois, petit fours and our wine is a fine Petite Syrah. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1267 Our food is mediocre. We wanted to excel in something. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1268 Do you need a few more hours or are you ready to order? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1269 If you think the menu is overcompensating, wait until you see the owner's Twitter feed. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1270 'Just tap water, please' 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1271 I'd like to take an hour to tell you about our specials which are not on the menu tonight. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1272 Very well sir. I’ll be back in three hours to take your order. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1273 Very well, that will be the seventeen pound filet and a cask of house Chablis. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1274 We also have a few dozen specials. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1275 Nothing can ever be "too big to fail" for you, sir. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1276 If you don't see what you want, ask for it. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1277 Need a little time to decide? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1278 May I recommend the bottom three items? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1279 Two cheeseburgers and one Pepsi it is, sir. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1280 No sir, there are bigger menus in Texas, I believe 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1281 If you think the menu’s big, wait till I bring the bill... 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1282 Oh I know it's clumsy but it quickly ended our menu-souvenir problem 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1283 So, you want a #4563, a #7345, medium rare, and a side of #2657. Would you like pommes frites with that?" 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1284 That's nothing- just wait until you see the check. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1285 Before you order, sir, I will tell you tonight's 147 specials. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1286 Well, the bottom of the menu is very popular, sir. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1287 The pictures are life size. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1288 Ready to order or should I come back in two hours? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1289 Does Monsieur have any questions about the menu? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1290 Welcome to the all-day diner. Shall we start with breakfast? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1291 Would you like to see the large-print menu? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1292 we also have several off-menu specials this evening. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1293 How much time do you have this evening to hear our specials? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1294 The beauty is there's NO fine print. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1295 No sir. It's not a joke. It's our new vegan menu. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1296 Would you like to supersize your order, sir? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1297 Can I start you off with a jug of wine? 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1298 I'm sorry, sir, but none of those dishes are available tonight. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1299 We're out of the 79,561 tonight --- but the 67,713 is also very good. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1300 Do you need a few minutes? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1301 Should I bring you a booster seat? 1.3267 0.05095 101 70 29 2
1302 Sorry, only what's on the menu. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1303 We are renowned for our wide variety! Now, let me tell you about our specials... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1304 Ironically, we only serve small plates. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1305 And, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint to finish? 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
1306 Allow me to delineate every item on our menu with a small degree of fuss and a tad of embellishment. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1307 Do you need any help with the menu? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1308 We got tired of people ordering off menu items. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1309 Would you like that regular or supersized? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1310 No problem. I'll check back in a few hours. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1311 How are the portion sizes? 1.3267 0.04897 101 69 31 1
1312 Yes, we've just recently expanded our menu. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1313 We have some specials tonight that aren't on the menu... 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1314 That's a rather tall order but I'll see what I can do. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1315 This is, after all, Texas. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1316 I'm afraid we're out of a few hundred things. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1317 Sir, love is not on the menu 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1318 I'd recommend the cheeseburger, sir. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1319 Yes, but the portions are small. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1320 Do you have any off-menu items? 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1321 Welcome to the Trump International! Pardon the oversize menus: the proprietor insisted the old ones were too small for his hands. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1322 We've got a little bit of everything. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1323 We're out of just about everything. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1324 Now cover one eye and read the appetizers. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1325 Actually sir, we're out of everything except the meatloaf. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1326 Dinner is free if we don't have what you want. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1327 May I give you a tour of the menu? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1328 Yes sir, that’s just part of what makes this the biggest, best attended, and better than any previous administration’s State Department dinner. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
1329 Do you have any gluten free options? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1330 Do you think the gold lettering is too much? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1331 Sir, forgive me, but you asked for the ‘big boy’ menu. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1332 Do you have a glutton free menu? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1333 Do you have this in large print? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1334 As you requested señor, our special American dessert menu. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1335 The large menu really makes up for the small portion sizes. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1336 We've discovered that our customer's eyes are bigger than their stomachs. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1337 Are you finding the large-print menu easier to read? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1338 It's our new small plates menu 1.3232 0.04938 99 68 30 1
1339 Don't worry sir, the jumbo shrimp appetizer will be more than enough for one. 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1340 Shall I super-size it? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1341 No. What makes you think our cuisine would be heavy? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1342 No worries, sir. I can come back tomorrow. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1343 Would you like to see the children's menu? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1344 We're out of today's special. Would you care to see our regular menu? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1345 It was the only way to keep all our chefs happy, after the merger. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1346 Can I read you the specials? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1347 In addition, would you like to hear the specials? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1348 Would you like to hear about today's specials? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1349 Now let me tell you about our specials... 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1350 Do you allow substitutions? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1351 I will have the mini quesadillas. 1.3232 0.04938 99 68 30 1
1352 Do you need more time, sir? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1353 And if you're interested in the passenger pigeon with foie gras, we have one left. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1354 Would you like me to tell you about tonight's specials that are not included on the menu? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1355 May I suggest our number 83 ? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1356 Actually, special orders do upset us. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1357 Sorry, nothing on the menu is vegetarian. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1358 Is there anything without gluten? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1359 I'll be back tomorrow night to take your order! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1360 Sir in the fine print it clearly says 'No Substitutions'. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1361 Now, would you like to see our list of the specials of the day. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1362 No order too tall sir. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1363 Perhaps you would like to order from our dinner menu? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1364 Have we decided, or would you like another hour? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1365 The wine list is coming by fork-lift. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1366 Well sir, we may not have the best food, but we have a most ambitious chef. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1367 If you don’t see anything you like, I’m sure our chef can rustle something up. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1368 And that comes with baby carrots and mini cauliflower. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1369 Are you ready to order, or shall I come back next week? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1370 I'm so sorry, we are out of that as well. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1371 You'll love our small plates. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1372 We have just one big price, too. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1373 We're out of everything except the macaroni and cheese. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1374 I recommend the ham and cheese sandwich. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1375 I'm sorry sir but we don't "just have a little something." 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1376 Just a plain cheese pizza, please. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1377 No I haven’t made up my mind yet! 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1378 Would you like to try the 3D experience for two dollars more? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1379 ...so just the cup of tea? 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1380 What are your specials? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1381 Welcome to Mar a Large-o! May I fake your order? 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1382 Just a test to make sure you'll be able to handle the bill. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1383 It's for our customers whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs... 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1384 My eyesight isn't very good. Do you have a large print menu by any chance? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1385 Sorry, sir, we only have one entree left this evening. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
1386 But the portions are small. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1387 Would sir care to see this year's specials? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1388 We're out of everything. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1389 I’m sorry, we are out of that item as well. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1390 We have American portions, too. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1391 Sorry sir, happy hour just ended, can we wheel in the dinner menu. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1392 Would you like the large-print version? 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1393 Do you care to hear about this evening's specials? We have quite a few that aren't listed on the menu. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1394 We also have a second volume of our daily specials. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1395 No worries, the portions are more in keeping with the table top. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1396 Yes, the chef did add a few new items to the menu. Why do you ask? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1397 Wait until you see the size of your check! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1398 Sir, you're the one who mentioned that your eyes were bigger than your stomach. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1399 Would you like to hear the specials too? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1400 I'd like the children's menu, please. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1401 We believe it compensates for our small portions. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1402 I see you've expanded the menu 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1403 In addition to tonight's menu, we have 458 special items that may interest you. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1404 Room for dessert? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1405 If you have an hour to spare, I'll tell you about to tonight's specials. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1406 Ah, yes, the single chickpea, excellent choice. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1407 May I tell you our specials? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1408 Our specials this evening include a much smaller menu and a more competent server. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1409 And for the sixteenth course may I recommend... 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1410 The forklift with the wine list is on its way 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1411 Can I start you with an amusing little step ladder? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1412 I'm sorry, we're out of that. And just about everything else. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1413 I will need another minute. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1414 How does the prime rib's portion size compare to its font size? 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1415 Would you like the big cheque now? 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1416 Sure the plates are small but we are big on presentation. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1417 Do you want to hear our specials? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1418 Do you have any specials that aren’t listed? 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1419 Just how jumbo is the jumbo shrimp? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1420 So, would you like to hear our specials of the day in addition to the menu 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1421 The giant salad and a gallon of iced tea? Very good, monsieur. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1422 I highly recommend the jumbo shrimp. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1423 You did ask for a large print menu. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1424 What our menu lacks in subtlety it makes up for in price. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1425 Finally, we have menus large enough to accommodate our prices. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1426 Do you want fries with that burger? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1427 'Is the mammoth fresh or frozen?" 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1428 Would messieur like to hear about our 42,000 specials this evening....? 1.3158 0.06737 95 75 10 10
1429 So sorry, I'm afraid we're fresh out of special number 1,312. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1430 I recommend the small plates 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1431 Yes Sir, they're all Gluten free. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1432 We're hoping your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1433 I see you added the prices. 1.3158 0.04794 95 65 30 0
1434 The portions are actually quite small. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1435 Wait until you see the portion sizes 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1436 Very good, sir, but I must say, that is one tall order. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1437 I'm sorry, there's no ordering off the menu. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1438 Do you have 10 minutes to hear Today's Specials? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1439 Yes, I can get you the large print menu, sir.... 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1440 It is big, it's the portions that got small 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1441 How did you print this? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1442 Would you like to know our specials? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1443 Why is the wine glass so small? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1444 Patrons kept insisting on raw and minimalist, so Chef decided to swap the old menu for a wholesalers’ produce catalogue and stop cooking all together; the individual kale leaves are highly recommend- page 42, middle column, 8th row from the top. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1445 I must warn you, the portions are quite small. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1446 That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1447 If it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1448 You’ll be most impressed with our dessert menu. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1449 The chef had a really productive morning foraging today. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1450 These are our gluten free options. Would you like to see our vegan menu next? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1451 For dessert our menu writer Proust recommends a madeleine. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1452 Perhaps you would prefer our tapas menu. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1453 It's a new strategy. Larger menus, smaller portions. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1454 Save room for dessert 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1455 Here at Trump Grille, we believe in quantity, not quality. I'll give you another hour to decide. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1456 May I suggest the grilled whale with plankton? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1457 Good evening, sir. Do you need a few more hours? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1458 Why yes, I do agree it's a bit unwieldy, but how else can we fit in the calorie counts? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1459 Yes, I can have the a la carte menu rolled out if you wish. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1460 We are the only Brobdingnagian restaurant in town. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1461 I assure you, no request is too large here, sir. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1462 We enlarged the type for some of our older patrons. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1463 You should see our extensive wine list. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1464 I'll have the cheese sandwhich 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1465 You should see the chef 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1466 How big is your smallest serving? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1467 Oddly, I don't see Jumbo Shrimp. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1468 And may I also wish you a great big Texas welcome sir. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1469 I'll have the elephant brisket and a barrel of your house red. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1470 We believe in large fonts here at Mr. Magoo's. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1471 We also have many specials tonight that I would love to tell you about. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1472 I'm sorry, sir, we're out of everything. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1473 All of the items are to scale. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1474 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1475 Wait until you see the bill "Actually this is nothing, wait until you see the bill. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1476 In addition we also have nine chef's specials this evening. 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1477 Shall we begin with an incredibly generous appetizer? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1478 Would you care to hear the specials, Monsieur? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1479 How big are your portions? 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1480 For anything you don't finish, we offer an elephant bag. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1481 Yes, there is a small fee for time spent reading the menu. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1482 Would you like a few hours to peruse the menu, Sir? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1483 We call it our “Grand Prix Fixe”. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1484 And our specials... 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1485 Nothing is off OUR menu 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1486 I would recommend any of our small plates 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1487 We also have the movie version if you'd like to see that instead. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1488 Tonight's menu is also available in a large print format 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1489 May I suggest the 396-course tasting menu? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1490 Are the binoculars extra? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1491 I’ll have to ask the chef... That’s an extremely tall order. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1492 ...but I still can't see the prices. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1493 Welcome to Amazon Bistro. Tonight's special is Prime rib. Sorry, no substitutions allowed. If you can't find it on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1494 The chef has been working really hard to expand our menu. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1495 All our menus are genetically modified. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1496 Tell the chef I am gluten free , a vegan , no nuts, hold the beets , avoid stone fruits , no salt , no red wine , no capers , no truffles, no vinegar, no onions. avoid garlic and dressing on the side ,Theatre at eight. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1497 Why don't you look it up, sir? That's why a culinary dictionary is included in the menu. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1498 Yes, thank you for noticing. We have enlarged our menu. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1499 Would you like a bit more time with the menu? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1500 Yes we have one, but the print is tiny. 1.3118 0.05066 93 65 27 1
1501 Take your time, sir. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1502 If it's not on there, we probably don't have it. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1503 In the new nouvelle cuisine, we compensate for the tiny portions with a really huge menu! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1504 Take your time. It's a big menu. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1505 would you like to see our specials for tonight as well, sir? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1506 Would you like to hear our specials this evening? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1507 You want gluten free? Then you want our larger menu. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1508 Will you need another hour? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1509 The desserts start on column H row 137. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1510 I'd recommend the chicken. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1511 May I suggest a nice Chateauneuf-de-pape with your franks and beans? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1512 And have you heard about our 'Shelters for the Homeless' initiative? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1513 It makes the portions look bigger. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1514 Where did you hide my wife? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1515 May I start you off with a beverage and a ladder, or a pair of field glasses? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1516 And what would you like from the adult menu? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1517 Indeed, a very different perspective since Chef Gulliver landed on our shores. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1518 The wine list will become available as soon as the skywriter has refueled. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1519 Sir, are you ready to order?...or do you need another hour. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1520 If you read the small print, I think you'll find that gratuity is not included. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1521 It's for those patrons whose eyes are bigger than the stomachs. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1522 Pardon me, but does the chef accommodate requests? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1523 You think that's big, wait until you see the bill. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1524 "I recommend the Big Salad". 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1525 Sir, I assure you the portions are modest 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1526 Sorry, we don't have that tonight. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1527 Yes, sir. Mr. Trump designed the menu, too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1528 All of our specials today come with a side of beef. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1529 Yes, sir; the All-You-Can-Read special, then? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1530 I can assure you sir, I think you'll be more than satisfied with the portion size 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1531 May I suggest the jumbo shrimp, sir? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1532 Sorry, but we're out of everything except chicken noodle soup. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1533 May I suggest the footnote rare. 1.3077 0.04865 91 63 28 0
1534 Nope. Sorry, we do not serve that either. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1535 Yes sir, the squids are also giant. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1536 And, would Sir like to see the wine menu? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1537 So, how big is the duck? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1538 Might I suggest a ladder? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1539 Oh, I think everything on it tastes like chicken. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1540 May I suggest one of our small plates? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1541 Mostly, to keep away short-fingered vulgarians. 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1542 Our motto is 'more is less.' 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1543 Would you prefer to order from the drop down menu? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1544 That's a tall order, sir. But then all the orders we get are tall orders. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1545 This is a TRUMP restaurant, sir! 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1546 Are you ready to order or do you need another hour? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1547 And we have a very extensive wine list. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1548 Take your time. I'll be back in an hour. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1549 ...and the dessert table arrives on flatbed trailer. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1550 Yes, a concordance is available towards the back, sir. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1551 Shrimp? Really? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1552 Yes, sir. I assure you that's our full menu. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1553 I will include your complaint in the whine list 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1554 If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1555 If you cannot decide, sir, would you like to see our supplemental menu? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1556 When you're ready, I'll have a fork lift bring the dessert menu. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1557 It helps us justify the prices. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1558 It makes the prices look smaller. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1559 I think I will just have the big salad. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1560 Would you like to see the complete menu? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1561 I'll be back in a couple of hours to take your order. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1562 I told you " No matter how big the menu is, I can't read French " 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1563 This is our new Chris Christie selection. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1564 Anything with your small salad? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1565 We're having a clearance sale. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1566 We also have off-menu specials, if you have the time to hear them. 1.3077 0.04865 91 63 28 0
1567 Yes sir, ONE BIG SALAD and...... 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1568 Monsieur, from our extensive menu by far our best meal is cheeseburger and fries. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1569 Would you rather see the children's menu, sir? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1570 Shall I bring you the large print version, sir? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1571 Our web page clearly states we are famous for our large menu 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1572 It's our way of preparing you for the bill. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1573 Welcome to Costco Restaurant, would you like to know the specials? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1574 You should see the cutlery 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1575 I'd start with the Jumbo shrimp cocktail. You won't be disappointed. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1576 I'll come back in a few hours to take your order. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1577 Would you like me to come back in few hours? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1578 Perhaps we could direct you to our buffet 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1579 May I recommend the chef's selection of small plates? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1580 You should see the size of the check. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1581 If this impresses you, wait until you see your check. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1582 Some find our menu intimidating. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1583 Wait till you see the dessert cart. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1584 I'll have the burger with fries. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1585 If you have any questions, I'll be here all night. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1586 And now I'll run quickly through our 62 off-menu specials tonight. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1587 We offer rental binoculars if you care to view the Appetizers listing. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1588 Perhaps you would prefer the regular-print version? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1589 Wait until you see the dessert menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1590 It's the director's cut. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1591 That's what she said. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1592 For your enjoyment, we have included the life history, with photographs, for each animal, fowl and fish featured on tonight's menu. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1593 Don’t worry, sir — the portions are minuscule. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1594 I'll bet you thought we were exaggerating when you read about our "huge menu' on our website. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1595 Maybe you'd be more comfortable with our kids' menu? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1596 Yes, the pictures are true to size. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1597 Do you need another twenty minutes? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1598 We emphasize quantity over quality. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1599 For only 99 cents, you can download it on your e-reader. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1600 Ah, the truffle-accented tub of lard. Excellent choice. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1601 Our special tonight is smallmouth bass or petite filet mignon, with a dollop of rice, and baby carrots. Half salad on the side. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1602 Excellent choice. And if you follow me, I will take you to our wine menu in the next room. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1603 Wait till you see the pepper grinder. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1604 Deal with it. We renamed this place 'Gulliver's' yesterday. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1605 Welcome to Gulliver's. My name is Jonathan and I'll be your server tonight. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1606 We're renowned for the size of our menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1607 Would you prefer to see our small plates menu instead? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1608 Do you like our new font size? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1609 For the fortune cookie, do you want a mallet or the standard ball-peen? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1610 We're making our restaurant great again by going bigly. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1611 An excellent choice! Let me get you the wine menu... 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1612 Just between us, I think the chef is over-compensating for the portion size. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1613 I'll have the wine list for you when the forklift is available. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1614 We’re maximizing the choosing experience. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1615 “ Bear in mind that we do specialize in big game”. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1616 My apology. This is just the children’s menu. Let me get you the correct menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1617 Most of our older clientele appreciate the large typeface. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1618 I'll have to go get a couple more guys to bring you the wine menu. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1619 So, what is the chef compensating for? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1620 Great choice! I'll just let you hang on to that for now. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1621 Finally a menu for those with eyes bigger than their stomach. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1622 The wine list is being unloaded from the truck. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1623 I see you've added more items to the menu. Give me a few more hours. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1624 Each à la carte is served on an actual cart. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1625 I assumed it would be a tall order. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1626 Perhaps monsieur would care to super-size that? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1627 One of each? That's a tall order. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1628 It's our little way of helping everyone who forgets their reading glasses. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1629 We call it "font friendly dining" 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1630 Do you have all day to hear our specials? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1631 Oh you are right that is just the kids menu, my mistake! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1632 We hope you will like our new, expanded menu. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1633 "This is our special 'all you can read' menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1634 It's printed on 100% recycled redwood. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1635 May I recommend number 1,734 A, B or J. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1636 And as you can see, we've expanded our menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1637 Hungry? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1638 I'm sure you've noticed that we're the premiere French-Italian-Mediterranean-Brazilian-Ethiopian-Dim Sum-Thai-Bohemian fusion restaurant in Midtown. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1639 I'll have the burger. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1640 I'll have the big salad. 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
1641 We do offer a constrained choice set for the naive diner." 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1642 we have an extensive menu 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1643 It serves 50. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1644 You should see our dessert menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1645 Just the jumbo shrimp then, sir? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1646 As advertised, we have the biggest menu in town 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1647 Mac and cheese and a strawberry milkshake. Excellent choice sir. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1648 Is this your first visit to The Presbyopian? 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
1649 May I recommend the small plates? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1650 I am sorry sir, but grilled cheese is not a big menu item. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1651 Would you like to supersize your order, sir? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1652 You should see the take out menu. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1653 May I suggest the 1,225 course War and Peace tasting menu? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1654 Our specials tonight are everything 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1655 I’ll take Combo Meal #1,753,928? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1656 Of course our menu is huge -- size matters. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1657 It’s for diners who can’t read the menu due to our poor lighting. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1658 Good evening sir. I’m Thomas and I’ll be your server tonight. At your leisure browse our menu and after you have read the Yelp reviews I’ll be back to take your order. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1659 That really is a tall order sir. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1660 Our chef has expanded the menu. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1661 It now has all the items that you suggested last week. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1662 Wait till you see the size of your bill! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1663 The chef grinds bones to make the bread. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1664 That's quite a tall order, Sir 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1665 If you have 5 minutes, I'd like to run through today's specials for you. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1666 You did ask for the large print menu . 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
1667 Chef Paul came back from France with a lot of new ideas, 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1668 We have to justify the outrageous prices. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1669 'Sorry Sir, we're out of the lasagne as well'. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1670 And for our specials... 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1671 Would sir care to hear about our specials? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1672 Sir, can I tell you about today's specials? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1673 You want the children's menu? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1674 Yes Sir, the descriptions are rather detailed. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1675 Would you care for the wine list? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1676 I just thought you might need a bigger print. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1677 Make a guess.. They're all just some kind of pasta . 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1678 That's right, sir, we only serve lasagna, but a big lasagna. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1679 If you'd like to see our wine list, I'll need to get the forklift. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1680 I'm sorry. That menu is reserved for large parties. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1681 I'm so sorry, sir, but we're out of the chicken pot pie. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1682 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1683 Would Sir like another month, or is he ready to order? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1684 Would you care to view our wine billboard this evening? 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1685 Don't worry, we are not compensating for anything 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1686 Ours is a pro-choice restaurant, with an emphasis on choice. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1687 The team delivering the desert menu will follow the main course. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1688 How good is your decision making ? 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1689 Now, let me tell you about today's specials. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1690 A bowl of Cheerios with 2% milk and sliced bananas—very good, Sir. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1691 What's the chef compensating for?" "Don't ask! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1692 This is the Brexit Menu. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1693 I just don't see anything that grabs me. Do you have any specials? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1694 Of course we give doggie bags. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1695 It’s a combination menu, wine list and copy of our business plan. Its available in digital format, also 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1696 Yes, we have distance glasses. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1697 The small plates are off this week. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1698 I'll have the short ribs. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1699 Everything is a la cart-load, sir 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1700 Will you be paying cash, credit or cryptocurrency? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1701 And here are tonight's specials 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1702 And does Sir have enough energy for the wine list? 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
1703 Apologies, monsieur, but to get that third star they said we needed a more expansive menu. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1704 It's the Cliffs Notes of the Cheesecake Factory's menu. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1705 Do you need a few more minutes? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1706 Monsieur we also have 98 specials this evening and may I show you our wine encyclopedia? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1707 It's not on the menu, but we have also have a mastodon steak. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1708 Just wait until you see the portion sizes. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1709 Today's specials are on a billboard outside. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1710 I hope you have a big appetite. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1711 Marcel, Didier and Michel will be along shortly with the Wine List. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1712 Our patrons are mostly elderly and always forgetting their reading glasses. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1713 And our pescitarian options are on quadrant C5. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1714 Did you have any questions about our expanded menu? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1715 Is this your first time dining with us at The Cheesecake Factory? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1716 If the gentleman has an hour, I can tell him about tonight's specials. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1717 I'd like to order off the menu. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1718 Have you had a chance to decide sir, or do you need another minute? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1719 Would you like to hear our list of specials for tonight? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1720 I'll have the mini crab cakes. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1721 or we have the burger and beer for $13.95 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1722 It's all you can eat. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1723 Small plates? There on the top left. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1724 Would you like me to come back in an hour, sir? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1725 The menu is huge, but the portions are still tiny. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1726 You'll just have coffee? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1727 The menu makes up for our small portions. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1728 And how would you like your hamburger cooked? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1729 I just came for the all you can eat buffet. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1730 Our small plates are on page 254. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1731 Rest assured sir, the portions are tiny. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1732 We were just bought by Publisher's Clearing House. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1733 The special tonight is a hamburger with fries 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1734 May I suggest the big red with your meal? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1735 I apologize for the weight. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1736 The hamburger is very popular. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1737 I'll have number 257.43 1.2976 0.06938 84 67 9 8
1738 We put in every possible combination to keep people from asking for substitutions. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1739 Do you also have a take out menu? I have my truck around the back. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1740 Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1741 Here at Counter Intuitive, our specialty is small plates. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1742 No I'm afraid we don't serve that. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1743 Actually, the portions are quite small. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1744 May I suggest the petite steak served with baby peas and tater tots? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1745 As you may notice we've significantly expanded our menu. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1746 Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1747 We also have children’s portions. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1748 The menu ees like ze ego of our chef. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1749 Yes, I know there are only four items, but it's still the biggest menu in town! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1750 I'll have the whole cow please. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1751 Size matters here. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1752 Any questions about the menu? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1753 Would you like to see the children's menu? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1754 Oh I'm soooo sorry. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the children's menu? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1755 We have quite a few specials this evening. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1756 I recommend the Moose, its quite sizable 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1757 Well, you did ask for our large-print menu, sir. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1758 May I recommend the Brontosaurus en Brochette? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1759 May I bring you the wine catalog? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1760 How big are the shrimp, you ask? Yes, the shrimp are big. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1761 What's the soup of the day? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1762 'Our new chef wanted to expand the menu.' 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1763 For my starter I'll have a pair of stilts! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1764 It's recycled paper so the chef believes it shows our commitment to sustainability. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1765 You'll notice that our menu has expanded. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1766 We like to ensure that our diners can order bigly. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1767 Are you ready to hear our specials? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1768 It's not on the menu, but we also offer as sides, roasted asparagus, rosemary potatoes, garlic broccolini ... 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1769 I’m not ready yet; could you come back in five years? 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1770 Of course, our menu is enlarged to show texture. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1771 The Chef has small hands 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1772 No doggie bags, but we do have elephant bags. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1773 If you want to look at our specials I'll have a couple of our menu bearers bring it out. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1774 You should see the one they have at Trump Tower. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1775 We also have an extensive wine list. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1776 Yes, we do have a large print menu. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1777 At this restaurant, sir, you are living large! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1778 Yes, it's all small plates. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1779 We're looking for a chef, but until then, we do have a great menu. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1780 Because here we believe that ~size matters.~ 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1781 .....then our chef suddenly said, "the hell with all this 'small plates' crap." 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1782 To tell the truth... we are just trying to make up for our small plates. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1783 You want to super size it? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1784 Which ranch would you like your steak from, Sir? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1785 Any questions on the menu? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1786 Would you like the kids menu? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1787 Yes, the bill is too. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1788 ... so that the chef's mother can read it without her spectacles. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1789 Wait til you see the mushrooms. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1790 The mini-pizza is our specialty. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1791 I'm confused. We always ordered the Chef Special #437 and I don't see it. Can we order it off menu? 1.2941 0.04971 85 60 25 0
1792 Are the food items displayed actual size? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1793 The chef couldn't make up his mind. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1794 Does the gentleman need more time, or perhaps a ladder? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1795 I see you have already had your glass of "drink me." 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1796 We decided to super-size our menu. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1797 Wait until you get the bill. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1798 We repurposed it from an old Trump executive order. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1799 You can see that we feature a large menu of small plates. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1800 Perhaps you'd like to know that the only thing that we're not out of is number 97. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1801 Actually, I don't have room for dessert. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1802 Yes, it is a large menu 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1803 Would you like a few more minutes? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1804 Would you like to hear the specials that are not on the menu? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1805 Would you be interested in hearing what are specials are today? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1806 No worries. Our doggie bags have wheels. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1807 "I'm sorry, sir, we're out of that too. May I suggest the special? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1808 As you can see, we accommodate all dietary restrictions. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1809 Tonight's special is the jumbo shrimp. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1810 Would you like to hear about our 137 specials tonight? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1811 Braised whale is our feature this evening. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1812 A number 2? ... no Sir that is just the page number ... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1813 ...yes , a glass of beer , and a ladder . 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1814 Our forklift will be bringing the wine list, sir. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1815 No, the menu is the same... We just added calorie counts, glutten free items, non-GMO and organizing ingredients, probiotic cultures, and counties of origin. Will you take your regular meal? 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1816 If you’re looking for dessert, I can give you the binoculars. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1817 Yes Sir, our owner is a politician! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1818 Will Sir be starting with the whimsical little step stool or the full extension ladder? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1819 For today's special, we're offering a burger with fries. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1820 Would you like to hear about our specials tonight? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1821 And what would you like on your burger? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1822 Or I could recite it. But I don't think either of us wants that. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1823 I'll just have a small salad. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1824 And how rare would you like that front quarter cooked? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1825 No, sir, these are only the hors d'oeuvre, but I’ll have the list of entrées hoisted in immediately. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1826 May I tempt you with an easel? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1827 Sir, if you need any help with the menu, my name is Merriam. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1828 A flatbed trailer with the wine list will be along presently. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1829 Perhaps you'd prefer a children's menu. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1830 And for our amuse-bouche, today we have a petit porc roulet.... 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1831 Each ingredient has an intriguing backstory. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1832 Might I suggest the steak, which is simply supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1833 If I may offer a suggestion, order the tiny bay shrimp. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1834 It helps justify our prices. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1835 So you’ll have number 1828. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1836 Welcome to Texas Grill. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1837 Sorry, we're out of petite déjeuner. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1838 It’s designed to be in proportion with the check, lessens the shock. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1839 The tiny, unreadable type? Those are the prices. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1840 In addition to the items on the menu, we also have 155 specials which I would like to tell you about. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1841 We didn't want to make it brighter in here, so we increased the font size. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1842 I recommend the smaller menu. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1843 Sorry- that's only on our lunch menu. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1844 The chef is overcompensating for his small portions 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1845 Have you decided what you want for breakfast yet? We'll be serving dinner soon. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1846 Okay ... That's one step ladder 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1847 I can recommend the ladder. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1848 How do you like our new expanded menu? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1849 We borrowed our menus from the White House. We're hoping they are only temporary. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1850 Have you decided what you want or would you like a few weeks? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1851 Our patrons prefer not to bring reading glasses to dinner 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1852 I’m sorry that we don’t currently have that on the menu, sir, but I will certainly inform the chef for future consideration. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1853 It's to make up for the small portions. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1854 In an surprise twist the portions are actually quite small. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1855 Does it seem odd? Well, we haven't had any menus stolen since. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1856 I'll have the #475 please. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1857 The Usual? Excellent choice. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1858 Oui monsieur. From the fusion cuisine comes the inevitable explosion cuisine. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1859 How’s the jumbo shrimp tonight? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1860 We also have a number of specials. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1861 Chef has expanded the menu. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1862 This is our menu for customers without dietary restrictions. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1863 Did you leave room for the dessert menu? 1.2892 0.05007 83 59 24 0
1864 Sorry sir, we don’t offer small plates. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1865 The checks as are just as big. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1866 But it takes only twenty minutes to hear our highlight specials of the day. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1867 We were recently bought out by Costco 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1868 Have you had a chance to look over the menu or should I give you a few hours? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1869 Which type of avocado toast will it be, sir? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1870 As you can see, we have a large menu, and my recommendation would be the meal for one on page 7 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1871 Yes Monsieur we have a very extensive Wine Menu. If you would be so kind as to follow me into the next room. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1872 As our clientele grew older they kept demanding larger & larger print. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1873 Welcome to the Myopia. My name is Fred, and I will be your server tonight. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1874 Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1875 Do you want to start alphabetically or numerically. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1876 I have heard our menu can be a little intimidating. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1877 Wait 'til you hear the specials of the day. 1.2892 0.05007 83 59 24 0
1878 Wait 'till you see our wine selection. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1879 Sorry Sir we don't have anything else. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1880 We thought you might appreciate a bit more privacy, sir--some of our diners are rich and famous, and nowadays, alas, thoroughly despicable. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1881 We are so proud to have the largest menu in the city! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1882 I recommend everything! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1883 Yes, the portions are large. Why do you ask? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1884 Might I recommend the delightful 12-point Garamond? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1885 Do you have any questions about the menu? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1886 Actually, sir, we"re out of everything. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1887 Would you like to hear today's additions to our menu? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1888 Ah! Monsignor has found our new American menu to be very impressive! Non? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1889 Do you have a menu with large print ? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1890 Sir, you have our Chef's recommendations. Would you prefer the full menu? 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1891 No, it’s not false advertising. It’s true we don’t have the most food items to choose from. All we advertised was we have the biggest menu. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1892 Full disclosure requires us to list any and all pertinent information about each item on our menu. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1893 Anything else? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1894 Why yes, we did expand our menu 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1895 May I tell you about tonight's off-the-menu specials? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1896 Yes, but the servings are small. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1897 Sorry about your small hands, but we need the big menu to make American fare great again! 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1898 Yes, but it is still shorter than a New Yorker issue! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1899 Sir, the chef, use to be a staff writer at The New Yorker. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1900 Why are the prices so high? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1901 Welcome to Cafe Exponential, sir. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1902 I know there are only three items. Consider it a tease. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1903 "I'm sorry, Sir. We don't have that". 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1904 Yes, those are the actual portion sizes! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1905 I can ask the chef, but I think that's going to be a tall order, Monsieur. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1906 Yes, our entrees are relatively small. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1907 It's to make up for the small portions. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1908 Sorry we're out of the Iceberg lettuce too 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
1909 Jumbo shrimp....excellent choice sir 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1910 I'll just have a a hot dog. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1911 We're out of everything but the kale. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1912 I'll bring you the executive summary right away, sir. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1913 Don't worry about it, sir. You wouldn't believe how many of our senior guests forget their glasses. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1914 I’ll have something from the small plates selections. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1915 I will have a number 26,708 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1916 You'll notice we've expanded our menu. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1917 Of course we serve Napoleons! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1918 It's not on the menu, but I'll talk to the chef. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1919 No, the portions are quite small, but your bill will be huge! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1920 Most popular today is the bread. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1921 The owner's motto is bigly is better. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1922 We're out of everything except the pot roast. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1923 Perhaps monsieur would like to hear our long list of specials! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1924 No, the portion size is the inverse. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1925 The usual, please. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1926 Would the Chef be offended if I said that there was nothing to my taste? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1927 We also have some specials today, monsieur. Would you like to hear about them? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1928 that makes up for the tiny portions 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1929 Make it easy on yourself. Don't order a la carte. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1930 Amazon bought us. Page 18 has a Mongolian cinnamon noodle that'll set your hair on fire! 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1931 So you want the number 839293, would you like that mild, medium, or spicy? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1932 Would you like a Guinness? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1933 Do you want to see the specials? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1934 Our cuisine is a fusion of German, French, Italian, Thai, Japanese, Nigerian, Hungarian, Cajun, Mediterranean... 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1935 Does sir need a little more time to order? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1936 Our tasting menu is quite extensive this week. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1937 I can speak louder if you're hard of hearing as well. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1938 For some reason, menu thefts went way down. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1939 Do you need a few more minutes? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1940 If you'd like crackers with your tea, we have a separate menu! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1941 The check will come via aircraft carrier. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1942 And you want it like the menu, overdone. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1943 Let me list our specials, sir. It'll take about forty-five minutes. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1944 I had no idea there were o many way to prepare Schnitzel. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1945 Shall I wheel in the wine menu first? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1946 The jumbo shrimp wrapped in elephant ears, an excellent choice sir. Our forklift will be by to take your menu. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1947 Could I trouble you for a magnifying glass? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1948 Can you get me a ladder so I can see the appetizers? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1949 The Executive Order requires us to make everyone's hands look small. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1950 I'll be right back with the Specials menu. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1951 Would you prefer the a la carte menu? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1952 "May I suggest 'War and Pizza'"? 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1953 Our food is of such quality a font size increase was necessary! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1954 and Mrs, what will you be having? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1955 Excellent choice. And if you're thinking ahead to dessert, I'll reserve a forklift. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1956 The chef thinks big. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1957 If you need more time, I can come back in a couple hours. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1958 May I suggest the laser eye surgery? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1959 You think that's big, you should see our to go boxes! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1960 we also offer wine by the barrel 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1961 May I also have the wine list? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1962 These are all the chef's mishaps. The items at eye level are edible. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1963 I'm ready to order... Can I have the lunch special? Oh it's already dinner time? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1964 Sir, if I can just have an hour of your time to go over the specials. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1965 If you have a few minutes, I'd love to tell you about some of our specials. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1966 Our prices appear smaller by comparison. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1967 Yes, yes. A former novelist. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1968 I was really looking for something kind of light. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1969 Because we believe reading glasses are gauche. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1970 It had to be large to accommodate descriptions rich enough to support our prices. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1971 Sir, this is the Senior's Menu. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1972 Sir, may I take your order or do you need a day? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1973 I have to warn you Sir, the choices here are huge. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1974 Wait till you see how big your bill is! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1975 Our new chef has greatly expanded our menu! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1976 When you're ready, the chef has asked me to tell you about a few more specials he has tonight. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1977 The owner insisted we expand our menu. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1978 That IS the Children’s Menu, Sir. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1979 Our tip expectations are much bigger too. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1980 Now, how about I bring the wine menu? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1981 Wait until you see the wine list 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1982 You should see the large print version. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1983 We were getting complaints about the small print. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1984 And for this evening's special, we offer eight dozen live escargot presented on a quarter acre of baby beets. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1985 If monsieur has chosen an hors d'oeuvre, may I bring the dinner menu? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1986 Solved our little problem with menu take-home souvenirs 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1987 Unless you'd like something from the Kid's Menu. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1988 Did you find anything to your liking? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1989 I'll be back to take your order in 35 minutes. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1990 Shall I give you a few hours? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1991 Are you finished with the drink menu, sir? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1992 Can I see the kids menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1993 I am afraid that tonight we are out of items 1 through 420. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1994 It's called, 'Global Fusion.' 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1995 We think it compensates for the small portions we serve. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1996 The manager used to own a Cheesecake Factory. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1997 Gluten free? That's another menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1998 Pasta or chicken, sir? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1999 Would you like a little more time––maybe 24 hours? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2000 We like to call it,"quantity, not quality." 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2001 May I recommend tonight’s binoculars? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2002 Sir, may I remind you that this is not a library? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2003 The chef is feeling expansive tonight. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2004 If you'd like to see the wine list, I'll get the forklift. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2005 We're running a free-range menu. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2006 Remember to save room for dessert! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2007 May I recommend the minnow? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2008 Free will is an illusion. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2009 I can tell you our selection of appetizers or get you a step ladder. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2010 Would you like me to read the specials? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2011 And this evening we also have these special items. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2012 The check will be equally impressive. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2013 Today's special is roast T-Rex. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2014 I'm sorry, we are out of all of the veal, foul, fish, beef, and escarole dishes. May I suggest peanut whip with aspic of grape medley, all on our bread that helps build strong bodies. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2015 It makes the prices seem less consequential. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2016 We decided to present a menu which reflected our new prices. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2017 Yes, the small print does say that the mandatory gratuity of 85% will be added to your bill. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2018 Yes, indeed, our new Chef has greatly expanded the menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2019 It can be hard to pronounce some of the items. Maybe you could just point. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2020 I hope you saved some room for dessert. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2021 No, Sir, the 'Wheelbarrow' is not a cocktail. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2022 We take farm to table seriously here. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2023 Do you prefer our menu for far sightedness?? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2024 ...you sure you want to see the wine list ? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2025 I'll start with a small ladder. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2026 We welcome tall orders, Monsieur. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2027 It's the All You Can Eat menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2028 Would you like our complete menu, sir. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2029 You think THAT'S big? You should see the Braille version! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2030 Perhaps, sir, it's just that you've got little hands. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2031 That's nothing! Wait till you see the wine list! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2032 Let me take an hour to tell you about our specials. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2033 Oh, you found your glasses. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2034 Yes, I’m afraid the house salad is our only gluten free item. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2035 This is your lite menu? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2036 The chef is from Texas. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2037 If you prefer I can bring you our small plates menu. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2038 Would you like to supersize that order? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2039 Our specials today are foi gras and streak tartare - neither of which is compensating for the chef's remarkably small penis. 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
2040 I hate to go off menu but... 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2041 Just wait until you see the dessert cart. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2042 We bring the entire farm to your table 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2043 Yes, we have a small green salad, it weighs 17 pounds. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2044 We have a myriad of specials as well.... 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2045 Living large! 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2046 Do you have a kids menu? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2047 Our specialties tonight are bull, dehaired and roasted on a spit, and Giant Squid Crudo with a side of pumpkins. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2048 Regrettably, we do not have a menu in large-type. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2049 Supersize me. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2050 That's our inaugural address menu, prices may appear larger than they actually are. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2051 Yes, all the bottom-of-the-menu specials are very popular. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2052 Would you like a lot of time to think about it? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2053 No, there aren’t any “off menu” specials. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2054 That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2055 And now let me tell you about our specials... 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2056 I need another day to decide. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2057 Let me tell you about today's specials 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2058 We get them at Costco. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2059 This IS the early bird menu, sir. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2060 I'm terribly sorry, sir. The table next to you ordered the last ladder. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2061 that is our largest print, sir 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2062 It happened when we switched to Courier New. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2063 Yes, the Times food critic also noted our surprisingly large menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2064 Welcome to Paul Bunyan's Bistro. Might I suggest the Babe's Cosmopolitan served in a crystal birdbath completed with a whole watermelon. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2065 Think of it as an ominous sign of what you'll be paying for your dinner. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2066 We pride ourselves on offering the largest selection of entrees in the metropolitan area. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2067 Its a bit of a trick complying with all the regulations now, but not to worry sir, most of the side effects listed are rare. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2068 We also have vegan and gluten free choices. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2069 Sir, if you'd like I can bring you the full menu. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2070 Tonight is gourmand night, sir 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2071 I'll take one of each. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2072 May I suggest the peanut butter and jelly on white bread? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2073 Could you repeat the specials? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2074 May I recommend #382, the demi- gluten/lightly caramelized/fat-defused/GMO-tested/carb-deflected blackened pork rinds à la mode? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2075 Is there a kid's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2076 But you'll find the portions are small. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2077 It went through the pasta machine. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2078 And for your nineteenth course? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2079 You'll notice that some of our menu options have changed! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2080 People complained when we took stuff off the menu. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2081 We believe size does matter! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2082 The lady will have the same. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2083 You know what they say about a man with a big menu... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2084 Care for a little something with your Merlot? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2085 Yes, sir. Our menu really is bigger than the Cheesecake Factory’s. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2086 May I recommend No. 652? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2087 ...and the tasting menu is only 25000 calories. 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
2088 Not quite everything. Management is still boycotting French fries. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2089 Fine cuisine, yes. Fine print, no. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2090 Don't worry, sir. The ninety-six ounce steak comes with its own forklift. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2091 We want to be famous for our menu. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2092 And would you like to hear today's specials, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2093 No Sir, I would not recommend the cow tonight, however, the 55 gallon barrel of fettuccine alfedo is superb. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2094 Would you like to hear this year's specials? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2095 We hire only the finest writers to prepare our menus. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2096 It was easier than expanding the kitchen. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2097 Do you have any vegan options? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2098 Yes, sir. We are indeed compensating for the size of our portions. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2099 When we increased the prices, we also enlarged the menu. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2100 You should see the size of the bill. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2101 For another wine, might I suggest a barrel of Montrachet? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2102 We have ALL the craft beers. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2103 Same jambalaya as always, we just had to add all the ingredients ... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2104 The chef’s specialty is everything. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2105 Why don't you use the app like our other guests? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2106 Do you want to hear our specials? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2107 We thought the menu should be indicative of our prices 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2108 I didn't realize this was a Cheesecake Factory. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2109 Another place setting for your wife? Of course! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2110 That's on page five... sir. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2111 I'd recommend the beanstalk soup 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2112 And that's just Volume 1. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2113 I am sorry sir, we do not serve small plates 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2114 The wine list? Yes, I’ll get some of the boys and bring it over.” it over. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2115 We also offer menus à la carte. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2116 Sorry, no substitutions. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2117 Good evening and welcome to Chez Le Napoleon Complex. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2118 It's size justifies our prices. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2119 We've been taken over by McDonalds sir. They told us to supersize everything. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2120 What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2121 We'll do our best, but it's a tall order. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2122 The menu was reprinted to capture the breadth and scope of our chef's ego. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2123 A 2% extra charge is added to all bills to cover the menu printing cost! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2124 In addition to our regular menu, I have 147 specials to tell you about. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2125 Would you like fries with that? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2126 Yes, it includes archival sourcing for each ingredient. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2127 That's our special menu for baby boomers - we want them to be able to read it. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2128 For desserts, see Appendix D. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2129 New city regulations...for each menu item, we're required to list every ingredient, full nutrition details and cite three recent health studies. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2130 And would Monsieur like to supersize that? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2131 You're correct. The appetizers are on a separate menu. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2132 Monsieur may wish to peruse the lunch specials on page 423. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2133 We have a few specials for your consideration 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2134 Well, you did request the allergy menu. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2135 Would you prefer the children's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2136 Would you like to supersize that, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2137 We had complaints about the old 20 page menu so we turned into 1 page. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2138 Would you like to see the wine tome? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2139 Would you prefer the kids menu, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2140 Sir, would you prefer that I bring you the children's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2141 Wait until you see the size of our servings. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2142 We also have sixteen specials that I will now tell you all about. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2143 We also have 78 specials tonight if your interested. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2144 I am sorry, sir. We are sold out of all of your selections. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2145 The wine list is available on your digital device. It’s an environmental issue. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2146 Sorry, there was no room on the menu for that. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2147 We got tired of customers not reading the fine print. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2148 No specials sir, just what's on the menu 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2149 When I said we have a big menu, I was not talking about selections. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2150 Did I hear you say you wanted something not on the menu? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2151 Welcome to Cheesecake Factory, sir 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2152 Would you like to see the wine list?? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2153 And what is your wine preference—Red, White, or Insulin? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2154 Yes, the owner of this restaurant is Claes Oldenburg! 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2155 Please read the smaller print, that entree comes with no side. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2156 Well in that case, we have a lovely table d'hote! 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2157 I guess I'll have the buttered pasta 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2158 Would you like to take a look at our wine list? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2159 Can I see the specials, please? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2160 I recommend the shrimp. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2161 Still can't see anything you like? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2162 A glass of ice water? I'll have to check with the chef if we can do that. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2163 Certainly, sir. I'll have the large-print menu brought right out. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2164 Wait till you see the size of the doggy bag. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2165 Great choice.. it's the best item on the menu! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2166 We also have 400 "specials" tonight! 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2167 Don't be fooled by the menu, everything tastes like chicken...... 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2168 The dessert list is on the billboard outside. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2169 If you have an hour, I can tell you about today's specials. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2170 Starters are at the top of the menu sir. May I recommend one of our specialty ladders? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2171 Would you care to see our extensive wine list? 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2172 I recommend sticking to the Small Plates section. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2173 Would you like to start with a small appetizer? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2174 Yes, sir, I'll have the crane deliver the dessert menu. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2175 Do you have an hour to hear the specials? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2176 We like the contrast between our large menu and our small portion size. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2177 Sir, you asked for larger portions. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2178 It is the GRAND PRIXE fix menu, sir 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2179 Yes sir, the big salad is a very fine choice. 1.2692 0.05055 78 57 21 0
2180 We pride ourselves on taking tall orders 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2181 Would you care to hear our specials for the evening 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2182 Our menu has changed 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2183 Can I get you a ladder to get you started? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2184 Although we supersized our print menu, our delightfully small portions remain the same. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2185 Sir, we also have 150 specials this evening. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2186 Would you like a little more time to look over the menu? I'm here all week! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2187 Can I have the wine list, please? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2188 We expanded our menu so that we could be listed in The New Yorker. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2189 Our new chef asked for a bigger menu and this is what he got. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2190 Go big or go home baby 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2191 ...and Alfredo and his team will be here soon with the wine list. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2192 You want to tell me the 'off-the-menu specials'??? Seriously???? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2193 Yes, this is the happy hour menu. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2194 We also have some specials! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2195 It's the opposite of molecular gastronomy. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2196 It's part of the new initiative....'Everyone Has Small Hands! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2197 We're out of everything. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2198 I'll have the baby corn. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2199 It's part of our customer fitness program 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2200 Can I interest you in any of our specials not on the menu? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2201 We've had a lot of complaints about the size of the print. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2202 We have some additional specials tonight. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2203 Would you like to hear our additional off-the-menu specials? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2204 Yes Sir. The bill will, of course, be equally enormous. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2205 Just to be sure everybody knows you are a tourist. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2206 Absolutely. We do provide "doggie bags". 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2207 Chef informs me that we also have curly fries...ran out of room there. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2208 You will find the sides listed on the back, sir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2209 These are today's specials. Would you care to see our regular menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2210 Welcome, sir. Is this your first time at Chez Trump? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2211 ...and yet the portions are surprisingly small. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2212 Today's seafood special is giant squid. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2213 Yes,we had numerous request for LARGE printed menus 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2214 I see you're still on Chapter 3... Would you like a few more minutes? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2215 We claim the biggest menu, not the biggest variety 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2216 First of all, on behalf of the Texas Big Hunk O' Cow chain, let me apologize for having brought you the children's menu by mistake. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2217 Would you like to see our small plate menu, sir? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2218 And a big tip is also required. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2219 May I tell you about the specials? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2220 Tonight's special is the 200 ounce sirloin. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2221 Would you rather see the children's menu? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2222 Yes, that's true. We no longer have a problem with people keeping our menu as a souvenir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2223 Our daily special is Mac & Cheese. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2224 Yes, let me get you the specials menu. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2225 Wine list? You'll have to sign a waiver first. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2226 We're out of everything but the carrot soup. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2227 Take your time. There’s a lot to digest. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2228 Welcome to the new Trump Grille. Everything here is huge. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2229 Our expanded menu offers the same selection accompanied by larger food photos. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2230 It's our high tea menu sir 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2231 Why yes- we have an excellent assortment of small plates. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2232 We're using this new menu format to compensate for our smaller portions! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2233 It makes the check look smaller. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2234 Would you prefer a kid’s menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2235 Can you just give me the Kids' Menu? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2236 May I bring you the large print menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2237 Oh yes, we’ve expanded our menu lately. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2238 So that's a gazpacho, a green salad, and one entree #4,870. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2239 Most people choose the big breakfast, sir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2240 I'll have the shrimp with a small salad. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2241 Small plates, you said? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2242 Just wait until you see the check. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2243 I’m sorry sir. That’s tha largest we have. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2244 Ha! Ha! Yes, the check will be smaller. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2245 Most prefer to hear about the daily specials. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2246 I highly recommend you try everything on the menu. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2247 Too many people were asking for a pair of cheaters. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2248 If you think that's intimidating, wait till you get your check. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2249 Now THATis a very tall order! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2250 No, we don't have any shrimp. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2251 You are correct Sir, we did recently expand our menu. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2252 Wait until you hear the specials. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2253 Would monsieur care to see the wide list? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2254 The chef never knows when enough is enough 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2255 I'm afraid the wine list does not fit through the door. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2256 We felt the menu size should match the prices. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2257 I'm sorry sir, we're all out of the mastodon. Would the gentleman care to try the humpback whale? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2258 The menu is just for show, sir. We serve only mac 'n cheese. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2259 Ladders are "a la carte." 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2260 Shall I bring you the full menu instead of the prix fixe? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2261 Only the fish is available tonight. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2262 Wait until you see your bill. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2263 I'm sorry sir, you have picked the one item we are currently out of. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2264 We're now required by law to include a full-size photo of the president along with the menu. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2265 Down-sizing is extra. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2266 Do you need a few more hours to decide? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2267 Chef believes small menus are for small people. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2268 Would you rather see our small plates menu? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2269 And you'll find today's specials at the top of the menu. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2270 That is our kiddie menu! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2271 Is there a kid's menu? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2272 Wait 'til you see the size of the shrimp cocktail! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2273 Thank you! As you can see, we've really worked to expand our menu. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2274 The chef last worked at a Greek diner. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2275 The cut tonight is porterhouse. Sizes are on the left; temperatures on the right. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2276 The menus compensate for how small the plates are 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2277 Our portions are tiny. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2278 Our specials this evening are Number 223, Number 567, and Number 712. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2279 You think that's big wait for the check! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2280 The TIMES review about a lacking of a la carte choices is addressed. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2281 Sorry Sir, 'Bring Your Own Menu' is on Tuesdays. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2282 It's because the portions are small. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2283 I'll have the peanut butter and jelly. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2284 I’m sorry, Sir. We’re currently out of everything but the garlic mash potatoes. Shall I get them for you? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2285 Those are our gluten free options, would you like to see the full menu? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2286 Very good, sir. You want fries with that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2287 Could I see the children’s menu? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2288 We have a rather large selection.... 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2289 And would Monsieur like the small or large chicken Caesar? 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2290 May I suggest the Blue Ox... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2291 Can I get you a little something to get started? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2292 We also have a few specials . . . 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2293 Do you need another couple hours with that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2294 We serve all of Julia's recipes. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2295 I'll have the big salad. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2296 That's what she said. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2297 That IS the kid's menu 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2298 Yes, but it's a tall order 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2299 Sorry, there is nothing off-menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2300 Surprisingly Sir, we don't carry that wine.. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2301 We have some specials this evening... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2302 Sorry sir, but we literally serve everything BUT hot dogs. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2303 And this evening, let me tell you about the specials too big to make it onto the menu, 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2304 I know the latitude but not the longitude. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2305 We also have daily specials, sir. They're much lighter on the wrist. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2306 I'll be back in six months to take your order. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2307 But do you have any vegan options? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2308 Our prices aren't high. They're just printed that way. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2309 I'll start with the blue-ox tail soup. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2310 This sir, is our craft beer menu. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2311 We serve very big portions here. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2312 The pictures are life size. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2313 Do you have any specials for tonight's dinner? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2314 It's in response to your comment about the chef having small hands. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2315 Can I have smaller menu?" "Sure, with fries? 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2316 Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few hours? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2317 Why do you ask about portion size? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2318 Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2319 Sir, if you wish to choose to order off the menu, our chef will get very testy. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2320 Yes, our menu has everything you have ever eaten. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2321 and may I tell you of this evening's specials... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2322 Any specials this evening? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2323 No, Monsieur. No substitutions. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2324 It's to compensate for the small portions. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2325 Have you had a chance to look over the menu? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2326 No sir. You we do not offer half sized portions! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2327 And have you chosen a mill for your pepper this evening? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2328 Is sir absolutely sure he would like to see the specials board? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2329 Yes, but is this the full wine list? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2330 Might I suggest the small plate menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2331 We had complaints the menu was not diversified enough. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2332 It's pretentious as hell, but it offers great privacy from other diners. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2333 Since I am not on any of the dad diets, may I please have the regular size menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2334 May I recommend the jumbo shrimp? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2335 Chef recommends the petite filet. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2336 You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2337 Are the portions bigger as well? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2338 The chef is quite farsighted. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2339 Tonight we are featuring a special on our 27 course menu. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2340 Would you like me to tell you about our specials? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2341 If Monsieur has trouble with the big words, he need only ask. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2342 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see our light menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2343 Well... Can you see the menu now? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2344 As you can see, our large menu more than justifies our prices. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2345 Do you have a menu for this menu? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2346 Our manager feels that it makes the prices look smaller 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2347 That's the biggest we have, sir. May I suggest some reading glasses for your next visit? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2348 Yes, we can provide our large print menu upon request. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2349 Ready to hear today's specials? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2350 How big are your portions? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2351 What do you mean, 'I'll just have a salad?' 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2352 Shall I give you another hour to finish reading the menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2353 We a famous for our large selections. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2354 Might I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2355 I'm sorry sir- I will get another menu for your wife. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2356 our new picture menu for trump 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2357 See anything you like? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2358 My favorite? I like everything on the menu sir. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2359 I’ll have one of everything. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2360 And what will your mistress be having, sir? 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2361 I can recommend the french fries. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2362 And would you like that soup in a vat? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2363 Big menu, small portions. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2364 Would you care to see the à la carte menu as well? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2365 We're happy to accommodate our nearsighted customers with a large-print menu. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2366 Mac and cheese? Excellent choice, sir. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2367 Would you like that jumbo, colossal, mega he-man, or yuge? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2368 Small plates are big here. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2369 Again sir, ANYTHING you order would be quite filling. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2370 Do I have any recommendations? I would be happy to walk you through a few dozen of my favorites. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2371 If you think that's big, Sir, you want to see the size of the Check! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2372 Ironically the portions are quite small. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2373 I have the budget menu right here , sir ... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2374 I should tell you that we are out of the striped Madagascan snails tonight but we have plenty of the yellow spotted ones. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2375 Our special is the menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2376 Has Monsieur found something he likes? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2377 Would you like a ladder to read the appetizers ? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2378 It's for the hard of hearing.... 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2379 and if you're interested in any of the appetizers, I'll grab you our complimentary ladder 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2380 Well, no, we don't really have most of those items. It's more of a marketing gimmick! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2381 Yes but portion size is exceptionally small. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2382 We had too many complaints about the small font size. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2383 Of course, sir. I'll return for your order in a couple hours. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2384 My wife still hasn't decided yet. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2385 Would you like to super-size that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2386 We find it makes up for the lack of choices. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2387 Yes. The new menu is extensive. It's to compensate for, not complement, the new size of portions. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2388 What's this menu trying to compensate for? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2389 It is supposed to make the prices seem more reasonable 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2390 I recommend the énorme filet mignon. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2391 The chef recommends the hamburger. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2392 It IS big. It’s the PLATES that got small. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2393 Can I see your website? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2394 Our specialty is dishes mentioned in War and Peace. Of course, we like to show them in context. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2395 Tonight, sir, we offer twenty-three specials in addition to our menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2396 Our menu caver is genuine leather and even larger than the ones President Trump uses when he signs executive orders. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2397 Our special tonight is Fee-fi-fo-fum, sir 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2398 We have the calorie content listed for each item, as well a microscopic image of the proportionate number of fat cells forming in your body with every bite. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2399 Our low calorie, gluten free, vegan menu is much smaller, sir. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2400 The question you should be asking is, "what *isn't* on the menu?" 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2401 Do you wish for more time before ordering, sir? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2402 No, you read that correctly. The steak is 16 pounds, not ounces. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2403 We also have a surprisingly long list of specials that aren't on the menu. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2404 May I recommend the large salad? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2405 Medallions of yak tenderloin? Not on the menu now, but you can bet we'll add it. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2406 The specials board is being airlifted in as we speak. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2407 Perhaps monsieur would like to see our children's menu 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2408 We have a few additions to the menu tonight. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2409 I'm sorry sir, but we are all out of the first three hundred and twenty seven items on the menu tonight. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2410 Now here are our specials 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2411 Costco dining room 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2412 May I suggest this evening's Mar-a-Lago Special? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2413 Very good, sir. I shall return with some bread and the menu crane. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2414 It's our new supersize menu. I recommend the bucket of escargot. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2415 There's no such thing as à la carte. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2416 I will have a glass of water, please 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2417 I can suggest what LOOKS good for Instagram. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2418 Your wife called to tell us you had forgotten your reading glasses. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2419 Unfortunately, our prices have increased as well. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2420 Would you like the wine menu as well? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2421 Is there anything not on the menu? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2422 you won't be leaving hungry... 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2423 We offer a huge selection of small plates. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2424 Chef changes our menus daily. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2425 Oui, Monsieur. We have binoculars. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2426 I recommend the Porterhouse, it's bigly popular here. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2427 Yes, sir. I can bring you a large-print version of the menu. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2428 Would you like the chicken or the fish? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2429 Those are the specials 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2430 And in addition to our regular menu, we have 10 specials today... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2431 Oh, I think you'll be very pleased with our serving sizes 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2432 May I take your order? Or would you like a few more hours to decide? 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2433 The petite filet is off the menu. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2434 I'm sorry, we don't offer any gluten free options. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2435 Welcome to Chateau du Costco. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2436 Need more time? I'll come back Tuesday. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2437 Sir, it’s the menu for our most demanding locavore patrons. It traces in depth the genealogy of our local carrots… 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2438 Why yes it is, we're compensating for the tiny portions. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2439 The portions may be smaller than they appear. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2440 We also have thirty-five specials tonight. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2441 You'll find we've expanded the menu 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2442 And what do you recommend? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2443 We pride ourself on our motto: No Order is Ever Too Tall! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2444 You'll have to get up to see the wine list 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2445 No, the portions are still petite. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2446 Would you like to see our wine list? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2447 I still can’t get over the “suggested” admission price 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2448 Our wine list is conveniently located on a billboard outside. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2449 Have you got any specials? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2450 Would you like to hear the specials? 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2451 Our new menu is written by a former billboard painter. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2452 We're BIG on presentation. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2453 She'll never know you're here! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2454 Yes - the chef does have smallish hands. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2455 May I recommend the children's menu? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2456 Our menu comes in Tall, Grande or Venti, depending on your reading glasses. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2457 Would you like to hear about today's specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2458 Would you prefer the children's menu? 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2459 Just a cupa coffee, thanks. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2460 I'll try a bit of everything. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2461 ...but I'll need help to bring you the wine list. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2462 Sorry sir we are out of mac& cheese 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2463 Sir, I will be pleased to ask the chef if he can make that gluten free. We of course cannot fit everything on our menu. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2464 Tonight, Sir, we have 472 specials. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2465 The menu with prices is even bigger. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2466 I'm going to have the jumbo shrimp 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2467 Can I read you the specials? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2468 No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2469 And for dessert, might I recommend the énorme four? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2470 In this instance, one of the appetizers is more than enough. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2471 We hope it makes the prices seem relatively small. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2472 Welcome to Trump Tower! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2473 It's not the size of the menu that counts! It's how you use it! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2474 we've supersized everything 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2475 Since our chef read "The Art of the Deal" everything but our petit filet is now HUGE!" Sad. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2476 I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2477 The new chef is from Texas. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2478 I know, I know. What are the odds we'd be sold out of everything except the franks and beans? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2479 Would sir care to see our small plates menu? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2480 The gratuity should be proportional. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2481 A little something to start you off? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2482 No, I'm sorry. The lunch menu is very limited. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2483 Oh, thats only our standard menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2484 Now I will tell you about our 500 specials. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2485 You know what they say: Big menu, small portions! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2486 An excellent choice sir, although you may want to consider the petit portion. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2487 The forklift will be right here with the wine list. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2488 Our specials are at the top. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2489 We added the full carbon footprint to the Menu 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2490 Can I save you some time and suggest the all you can eat buffet? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2491 You requested the large print version, Monsieur. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2492 Would that be the 8 0z. filet or the 423 oz. filet? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2493 The petit filet? Excellent choice! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2494 Our consultant suggested that we could increase business by expanding our menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2495 Something on the lighter side please. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2496 It was the only way we could justify our big prices! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2497 Do you think you can handle our extensive wine list? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2498 I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2499 In addition we have home made chicken soup. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2500 Are you ready to order, or would you like another hour with the menu? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2501 I'm sorry sir, I see you have our kids menu by mistake. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2502 They are all just cheeseburgers described to appeal to snobs. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2503 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of combination plate number 589. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2504 In contrast, the servings are tiny 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2505 ...and we have a few dozen chef's specials tonight that aren't on the menu... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2506 Because it would be uncouth to list our prices, our newest approach is for the font sizes to equal the costs. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2507 We also have 736 specials that are not on the menu 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2508 Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2509 Don't let the menu fool you, our portions are pretty small. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2510 Our lawyers insisted. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2511 No sir, you actually can't have a little bite to eat here. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2512 Let me tell you about our specials not shown on the menu. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2513 We super-sized our menu. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2514 I’d like the burger, please. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2515 Our lawyers were involved in creating the new menu. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2516 "I recommend the Big Salad". 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2517 Our menu has expanded... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2518 The portions are laughably small. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2519 Well if you wanted me to list the specials, you should have made an earlier reservation. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2520 How come there are no specials? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2521 We'd had complaints about the small print. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2522 Well, at least you won't have any trouble reading the fine print. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2523 Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2524 Yes, sir, the portions are quite large. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2525 Let me know when you're ready to hear my discourse on tonight's specials. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2526 May I tell you about our daily specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2527 Sorry, we have only red sauce for our 300 plus pasta choices. " 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2528 Sir, this is the small plates menu! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2529 And, sir, there is no tipping. You just have to help me carry it to the next table. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2530 Can I have a kid's menu? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2531 Yes sir, everything does seem bigger now that your at the grown-ups table. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2532 You may notice our artesanal cheese selection has somewhat exploded. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2533 Would you like to hear volume 1 of tonight's specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2534 And we have 238 specials 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2535 Perhaps you'd rather look at a child's menu? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2536 We enlarged the menu with gluten-free items. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2537 Sorry, we are out of the Gratin de crozets savoyard. Would Monsieur like to make another desperate choice? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2538 Sir woild you like the club sandwhich on page 3, 14, 27 or page 43? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2539 Our special tonight is jumbo shrimp. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2540 We pride ourselves on having a big menu. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2541 It makes the prices look small by comparison. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2542 I'll have the fish. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2543 I'm sorry, sir, the new owners have streamlined the menu considerably. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2544 If you'd like to see our specials, I'd be happy to bring over the footstool. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2545 If you've got an hour I can tell you our suggested wine pairings. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2546 We found it near the beanstalk 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2547 'Will you be dining alone or joining other guests at the trough?" 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2548 May I recommend the petite filet? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2549 May I have the children’s menu? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2550 We have a really big special tonight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2551 The specials are listed on the top right corner. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2552 And when you're done looking over the menu, I have 142 specials to tell you about. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2553 The food's not good, but there's lots of it. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2554 Not sure I needed the bar codes. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2555 It's a reminder that your eyes may be bigger than your stomach. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2556 This is the menu we provide exclusively for Americans. May I take your order, dude? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2557 Would you care to hear our chef's specials? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2558 Those are just the specials, would you like to see the big menu? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2559 Will that be the tall stack, sir? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2560 I'm afraid we're out of that today. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2561 If you think our menu is big, wait until you get your bill. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2562 I recommend that you order in the next five minutes or I'll have to bring out the dinner menu. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2563 May I suggest the small plates... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2564 And the specials for today are…. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2565 Now we have some wonderful specials tonight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2566 Yes - how big are your salads? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2567 Oh, nobody ever ordered that so we took it off. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2568 You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2569 Apologies for the long wait, we were having problems with our Forklift 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2570 Welcome to Noah's. Can I get you started with two of everything? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2571 I'll come back in two hours and give you time to read the menu. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2572 We have the largest gluten-free menu in the city. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2573 Yes sir, of course, management is interested in your opinion of our new large print menu for mature diners. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2574 Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2575 Would you like to see our wine list? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2576 I would recommend our smaller menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2577 We're a pro-choice establishment. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2578 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2579 Pardon Monsieur, but Our Executive Chef cut his teeth at a Long Island diner. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2580 Yes I know, but it's a very tender cut of centipede. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2581 And would you like to jumbo-size that order? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2582 You think that's big. Wait for the wine list. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2583 If it will help you to decide, we serve all dishes known to mankind. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2584 And our specials for the day are listed on the billboard outside. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2585 Cheesecake Factory, eat your heart out! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2586 I'll have the small dinner salad. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2587 The forklift will come by with the wine list in a minute. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2588 Our soups are on the chalkboard behind your menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2589 We also have several specials! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2590 We also have a sampler menu. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2591 I'll start with the soup of the day and some binoculars on the side. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2592 The duck confit is served with salad and asthenopia. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2593 I changed, my mind. Can I have the kid's menu? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2594 We've gone from 'nouvelle cuisine' to super-sized. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2595 We needed more space to accommodate the prices. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2596 Would you like to start with our appetizer menu instead? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2597 So far people have really enjoyed the expanded menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2598 Is that a menu in your hand or are you just happy to see me? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2599 Are you ready to order Sir or do you need another hour? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2600 Would you like to hear today’s specials? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2601 Excellent choice, sir, I was about to recommend the Lilliput special myself. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2602 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the child's menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2603 Why don't I just bring you one of everything? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2604 We wanted to make it Instagram-proof, sir. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2605 The chef previously worked for the Giants. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2606 Would you prefer the 'small hands' menu sir? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2607 Very good sir, one order of jumbo shrimp. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2608 Welcome to Texas, Paris. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2609 I hate to go off menu but... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2610 We have to list the biochemistry of the ingredients, but you can skip them. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2611 You also get one from Corinthian Column B. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2612 Our prices need to be viewed in a larger context. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2613 I think I'll need a few more minutes to decide. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2614 Good Lord. Is this the Trump Effect? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2615 What do you think of our large print menu? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2616 We've recently expanded our menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2617 I'm sorry. We don't offer a children's menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2618 The desert menu has an even bigger selection. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2619 We specialize in tall orders. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2620 Well, it IS the largest selection of entrees in town! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2621 I'll give you a couple hours to look over the menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2622 What do I recommend? ... Smaller menus, obviously. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2623 I'm sorry, sir. You may order off the menu only. Most people find our selection sufficient. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2624 Yes sir, George R.R. Martin's addition to the menu lore is quite popular. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2625 Would you like to see today's specials, too? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2626 May I bring in our team to take your menu? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2627 Our special today is shrimp and roasted baby potatoes. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2628 I know. It's a big menu. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2629 May I tell you about tonight's specials? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2630 New management has been making some big changes to the menu. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2631 We have expanded our menu to include an ingredients list, calorie count, and percentage of fat, protein, sugar, and select vitamins based on recommended dietary intakes to help you make an informed and healthful decision about your meal. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2632 If you have an extra 15 minutes, I can tell you the dinner specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2633 We serve small plates, but only relative to the size of our menus 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2634 Would sir like another couple of minutes? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2635 I will have number 1,242. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2636 If you have an hour, I'll give you the daily specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2637 It's our new small plates menu 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2638 We have added a few new things to the menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2639 I'm going to need a little more time. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2640 Supersize me, please. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2641 And the wine list? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2642 It's a little-known fact that Trotsky's real passion was cooking. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2643 So you would like tiny shrimp with a side of petite peas and for dessert a petit four. Will that be all sir? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2644 Let me tell you today's specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2645 And let me tell you about our Specials tonight. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2646 Is this your first time to Lilliputians? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2647 Would you like to move to the non-joking section? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2648 That's nothing. You should see the wine list. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2649 Don't order too much, we have a large dessert menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2650 You think this is crazy, wait until you see the wine list! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2651 Would you like to hear this evening's specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2652 Would sir care for a site map? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2653 We are offering several specials this evening. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2654 We found that this makes it easier for you to read the small print. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2655 Small plates? Sir, there are no small plates. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2656 I told you our improvements were going to be HUGE 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2657 Our chef is a maximalist. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2658 Sir, would you like a ladder? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2659 The baby shrimp with fingerling potatoes and haricots verts is an excellent choice, and you could perhaps start off with a micro-green salad. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2660 Are you ready to order or should I give you another day to read over our selections? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2661 Tell me about the specials 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2662 We're out of everything but number 1,483--the balogna on white. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2663 As a rule we generally fedex our extensive wine menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2664 The Grand Prix Fixe, sir. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2665 So, you're going with the jumbo shrimp, right? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2666 In addition, we have the following specials.....! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2667 You have very strong hands! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2668 May I have the wine list? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2669 Do you have time to hear the specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2670 Would you like to see our specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2671 Can you turn back to the hors d’oeuvres? The woman at table three needs another minute. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2672 This is nothing. Wait until you see the wine list! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2673 we've supersized everything 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2674 Yes . . . we're proud to feature the largest selection of artisanal gnochi in Manhattan. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2675 Well, you said you were hungry! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2676 This is our new gluten free menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2677 You can see tonight's specials from the balcony. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2678 I'm sorry sir. That's the one thing we don't have. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2679 The print is too small. Read it to me. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2680 Sorry, this is the small plate menu. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2681 Ironically, we only serve small plates. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2682 So, you're saying you don't use any GMOs? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2683 May I recommend the soup in the upper left quadrant? 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2684 I recommend the shrimp. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2685 I think I'll just have another glass of the house red. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2686 I recommend that you go ask Alice 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2687 I see you've got new menus? Yes we kept losing the old ones. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2688 No, the portions are still really small. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2689 May I recommend one of our small plates offerings? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2690 May I suggest the grilled cheese? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2691 Would you like to see our small bites? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2692 We had to compensate for the small meal portions. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2693 And how would your like your burger cooked, sir? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2694 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2695 It's an ironic approach small plates. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2696 We recommend that you start with one of our small plates. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2697 What's the special? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2698 Yes, but the plates are tapas, sir. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2699 May I suggest some mussels? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2700 No, this is not a short-order restaurant. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2701 Inflation. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2702 Might I suggest the 32 course pre fixe? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2703 Could you give me just a few more hours? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2704 That entrée comes with 15 sides. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2705 We have honored your request for an expanded menu. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2706 I'm afraid we are out of the pasta, monsier. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2707 Good day, sir and welcome to Le Cheescake factory 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2708 Might I make a small suggestion? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2709 The menus are made in Texas sir but the "Big salad" is not on the menu yet. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2710 That's our regular menu, sir. If you'd like to know about tonight's specials, I can bring that one out too. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2711 We finally ordered the large print menus for those patrons who mistakenly leave their glasses at home. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2712 Very good, sir. And from Column XY? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2713 Honestly? It's compensation for the size of our portions. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2714 I'm a little disappointed. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2715 If you're looking for something narcissistic and stupid may I suggest the Donald J Trump Burger 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2716 We're firm believers in diversity 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2717 Would you care to see our large-print version? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2718 Forgive me, but is this your 'early bird special" menu? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2719 All the fine dining, none of the fine print! 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2720 The portions are smaller so it all evens out. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2721 Leave some room for dessert. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2722 Here at Chez Trump we take pride in our selection. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2723 Would you prefer the actor’s menu? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2724 The small plate prices are to scale. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2725 There's nothing here I like do you have another menu? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2726 The small plates are on a different menu. Let me see if I can find one. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2727 I can give you the CliffsNotes version. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2728 Very descriptive, don't you think? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2729 And the daily specials are found in chapter 12 this evening. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2730 I'm afraid to ask, but what are your specials? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2731 Oddly enough, we only have a minibar. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2732 Yes, sir, I understand completely. Many of our customers do have trouble reading even our MENU FOR SENIORS due to the dim lights in here. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2733 And how would you like your Trump burger cooked? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2734 It makes the bill look smaller. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2735 ....oh, dinosaur chop is also one of the 'not on the menu' specials today... 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2736 I'm sorry, I must have given you the Brobdingnagian menu... I'm sure Lilliputian is just a typo. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2737 I'll take #589 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2738 Yes, this is the same menu the president uses. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2739 Wait til you see our list of specials. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2740 Yes, we’re comphensating. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2741 Take your time. I'll be back in a few hours. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2742 Would you like me to recite all the options? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2743 It's the only thing we could convince the chef to "Super Size". 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2744 I’m sorry, sir. We’re all out of the stepladders. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2745 The house salad, excellent. Let me know tomorrow when you've settled on an entree. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2746 I'm sorry sir but we couldn't fit the price in the menu. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2747 Many of our customers asked for a larger menu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2748 For our customers whose stomachs are bigger than their eyes. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2749 We had them specially made for Trump's visit. If he doesn't like the food choices, maybe they could be part of his wall! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2750 Would you like for me to describe the twenty specials we have today as well? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2751 Would you prefer the large-print menu instead? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2752 I'll be right back with the wine list. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2753 Perhaps a vat of wine before your meal? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2754 Keeping up with Texas. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2755 That is the breakfast menu. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2756 Our fish today is poached whale served on a surf board with 5 gallons of creamy lemon herb sauce. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2757 That IS the large print menu. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2758 Due to new regulations we had to list the calories for each entree. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2759 Welcome to Your Ex's New Boyfriend's Dick Size Menus, may I take your order? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2760 Are you running any specials this evening? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2761 Its so you can read the fine print. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2762 I will just have the chicken strips... 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2763 For your convenience our menu is in eight languages. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2764 We're out of everything except the rolls. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2765 With Oreos I'd typically pair an oaky Chardonnay, sir. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2766 Or would you prefer a complimentary pair of reading glasses? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2767 You think that's big sir, wait until you get the check! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2768 Welcome to Trump Restaurant , where everything and I mean everything is HUGE 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2769 Since McDonalds has supersized their menu we have decided to do the same. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2770 I asked for a large pint. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2771 If you have any questions about the menu, let me know. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2772 I’ll bring you our wine list as soon as the forklift is available. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2773 May I tell you about the specials? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2774 Chef takes his inspiration from life in the Big Apple. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2775 You still need to pick one from Column Y and one from column Z. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2776 And there are a few specials du jour not in the menu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2777 Perhaps, Sir would like to use our Nook version. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2778 I'm sorry sir but we only serve tapas. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2779 I'm sorry, we're out of cheesecake. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2780 The chef used to work at The Cheesecake Factory. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2781 And those are just the breakfast cereals 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2782 Let's just start you off with the medium large salad. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2783 Take your time reviewing the menu and I will be back in two days to take your order. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2784 We also have some specials tonight. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2785 Would you like to hear the specials first? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2786 Isn't it the most terrific, great, fantastic, BEST menu you've ever seen!! I'm right. Amn't I right? Go on tell me I'm right!! You're gonna LOVE it! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2787 Full disclosure. Big menu. Small portions. High Prices. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2788 It's to make the prices look smaller. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2789 Sorry, we are out of that as well 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2790 Most of our guests are older 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2791 But do you have Vanilla ice cream? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2792 Yes, I know. We got them in a bankruptcy auction at Bob's Big Boy. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2793 Yes, our prices have gone up slightly. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2794 May I interest you in today's specials? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2795 Any specials tonight? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2796 How do you like our expanded menu? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2797 This section is reserved for parties larger than you. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2798 We're just highlighting our special of the day....... jumbo shrimp. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2799 I know a good copy editor if you're looking. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2800 It's the condensed version. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2801 King Kong just loved the Grilled Bananas 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2802 Don't worry, the servings are small. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2803 Want to hear the specials? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2804 I recommend the jumbo shrimp. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2805 I hope you enjoy our big menu change 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2806 Would you like to see our extra large print menu, sir? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2807 As signore is perhaps aware, for more than 75 years Luigi's has prided itself in offering the largest menu in town. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2808 Would it be correct to assume that small plates are not offered? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2809 Shall I roll out our list of specials? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2810 If you don't feel like reading all that, we have smorgasbord on Wednesday night. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2811 The owner is from Texas 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2812 Our chef will be delighted. Everyone else orders a la carte. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2813 Sorry, we don't have any beef dishes, sir. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2814 We are out of a few things 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2815 Pardon, do you need any help with the menu? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2816 May I suggest something large to start with? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2817 Would you like to see our tapas menu? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2818 Or, you could order from the children's menu. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2819 The menu is bit cumbersome to some, but our owner insists it's the appropriate size for his hands... 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2820 Need more time? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2821 We DO have interesting ways to hide your mistress. Wait til you see our 14 foot high shrimp cocktail. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2822 And would you like that to be lunch or dinner portion? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2823 I'd recommend the jumbo sized shrimp. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2824 Monseigneur, we offer fine dining NOT fine print. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2825 Yes, sir! We're not kidding when we say we have the largest menu in midtown Manhattan! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2826 Can I keep the menu? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2827 ... and NONE of them are organic-gluten-free-range-localvore? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2828 Our guest chef today is from Brobdingnag. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2829 "We needed a large size menu to fit all the zeros". 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2830 No Monsieur, I haven’t had the opportunity to try that yet. I’ve only been here forty-two years. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2831 We're overcompensating for very small portions. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2832 Soy clams? Three rows from the bottom on the right. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2833 I'm gonna need a few minutes. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2834 Welcome to Trump's Trattoria! We are putting the men back in menu. 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2835 I recommend that you allow me to just surprise you. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2836 The menu just reflects our prices, sir. 1.2344 0.07300 64 54 5 5
2837 Now that’s a tall order. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2838 Ah. Yes. We've added a new craft beer selection. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2839 We're proud to offer the largest menu in the city...and you should see our small plates. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2840 Perhaps sir would like to order from something a little more his size? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2841 You may supersize anything on the menu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2842 You really used some big words here 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2843 Yes, the 'small plate' trend is so over. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2844 Well we do save a fortune on menus not being stolen 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2845 I normally order the wine second from the top. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2846 Remember what "big" means around here when it comes time to leave the tip. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2847 Don't you have any lighter fare? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2848 Tall orders are our specialty. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2849 That's right, the staff choices are in Helvetica 72. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2850 We also have a small plate menu. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2851 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?!! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2852 Wait'll you hear the specials. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2853 As you can see, we've expanded our menu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2854 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2855 Would Sir like a ladder with that? 1.2344 0.05337 64 49 15 0
2856 I'll take one of each. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2857 Would you like to see the ala carte menu? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2858 Well that’s a tall order, but I’ll speak to our chef. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2859 Would you like to hear about every special we've offered since your suit was in style? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2860 You think this is bad, just wait until I bring your bill 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2861 We now include nutrition information. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2862 You should see our dinner menu! 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2863 We've determined that it is the most inconspicuous way to prevent your acquaintances from seeing you eat alone. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2864 We used to be a diner before the snotty son-in-law took over. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2865 Wait until you see our portions. 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2866 Yes, but the portions are teeny tiny. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2867 I'm sorry, we don't carry Coke products. Will a Pepsi do? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2868 Would you like to hear this evening's specials? 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2869 Every thing is absolutely fresh and prepared from scratch. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2870 " The less expensive choices are at the top of the page". 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2871 Can I interest you in Chef Jack's braised bean stalk? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2872 What did you think "big menu" meant? 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2873 Would you prefer the petit dejeuner menu? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2874 While the full menu is at your disposal, our special tonight is avocado toast. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2875 Is Brevity a special tonight? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2876 I'll have the appendix, please. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2877 Gimme a few minutes.... maybe hours... maybe days. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2878 Reader's Digest is coming out with a condensed version soon. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2879 Wait for the bill. 1.2308 0.07195 65 55 5 5
2880 And we have some nice specials, too. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2881 Of course the prices aren't listed, there's not enough space. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2882 "Do you have any specials today"? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2883 It’s our new all-you-can-order menu, sir. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2884 And don't even begin to ask me about the specials. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2885 Customers really seem to like the actual-size photos of our entrees 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2886 It's for people with big appetites. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2887 May I have the lite menu? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2888 We have taken super-sized to the next level! 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2889 Can I interest you in our 65 specials today? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2890 I suggest number 2004 with our special sauce. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2891 That includes a soupçon of oxycodone to relieve knuckle pain. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2892 Frankly sir, the large print menu is part of the AARP discount. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2893 I thought you might appreciate our large print menu. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2894 Would you like your order super-sized too? 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2895 It seems the new format confirms that size really does matter. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2896 We have a large type version so you won't have to squint. Save room for desert; we have an extensive selection that that will bring a smile to your lips and a shock to your hips. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2897 Would you like to see our specials? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2898 We are now featuring our newly expanded menu with extra large portions. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2899 And later, it's your privacy screen. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2900 Now that's a tall order, my friend! 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2901 For big appetites 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2902 We only make big salads 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2903 I recommend the quail eggs. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2904 May I start you off with some eye drops? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2905 The steaks come 6 oz, 12oz - or the whole cow! 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2906 Don’t worry, the portions are really small. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2907 Perhaps you'd prefer to have a look at our children's menu. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
2908 Rest assured, sir, it all contains plenty of gluten. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2909 Just wait until you see the dessert cart. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2910 Sir, do you need another minute? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2911 I would bring you the wine list but the forklift is in the shop. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2912 It offsets the portion sizes. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2913 I didn't realize this was a Cheesecake Factory. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2914 are you done with the appetizer menu, sir? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2915 You did ask for the large-print menu, sir. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
2916 Perhaps you would like to see our Helvetica menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2917 Welcome to Cafe Amazon. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2918 The selection is the same, sir. We've just added more descriptors. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2919 We have 15 pizza toppings, so we can make 32768 different pizzas. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2920 Do you perhaps have a large-print version? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2921 You’re telling me you don’t have tator tots? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2922 Would you like to hear our daily specials? It will only take an hour. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2923 Can I interest you in our specials? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2924 Our specials today are giant clams and jumbo shrimp. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2925 Can I get you the wine list? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2926 And we have a few specials that aren't on the menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2927 Would you like to see our wine billboard? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2928 Maybe you've noticed. We've added several new items to the menu. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2929 We also have a large wine list 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2930 I'd be happy to show you the wine list. Would monsieur care to lend me a hand? 1.2258 0.07771 62 54 2 6
2931 We've expanded the menu to include everything. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2932 Perhaps you'd like to see the kids menu? 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
2933 Do you need another moment or another week? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2934 We also have 25 dinner specials, would you like to hear them? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2935 No sir! It is the menu that is made in China! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2936 I sensed you needed the large type version. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2937 Yes Mr.Tibbs the "Sirloin" is on the new menu, it's number 496, bottom left. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2938 Wait 'til you see the size of the wine list 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2939 Certainly, sir. It’s quite a tall order but I’m sure the chef can handle it for you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2940 Yes, but the portions are quite small. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2941 We can super-size that for you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2942 And for that lighter appetite, we have a smaller menu. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2943 Can you please remind me what the specials are? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2944 Do you need a lot more time? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2945 But... How large are your serving sizes? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2946 Are you ready to order, sir, or do you need more time? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2947 the portions are actually smaller, we supersized the menu instead 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2948 We're known for our small plates. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2949 We do offer page-turners. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2950 I’ll ask. We just had a big order. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2951 Would you like me to explain the menu sir? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2952 No, I assure you, everything is fresh. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2953 I'll need another hour. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2954 Yes, sir, but a ladder is extra. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2955 May I suggest #555. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2956 I hope you have a BIG appetite Monsieur. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2957 Printed every day, you bet! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2958 Do you have a bigger menu? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2959 You'll have to go outside to see the wine list." 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2960 Hey, big spender! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2961 Would you like to hear what the specials are? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2962 Did you see our specials on the billboard? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2963 You should have seen it when we were open for lunch. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2964 Chef trained at the Golden Coral. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2965 Sir, that is one tall order! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2966 We are no longer offering the petits fours. Would you like to try the huge gazillion? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2967 I hope you brought your appetite. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2968 Honestly, everything on the menu is great. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2969 I'm sorry sir, no substitutions. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2970 Might I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2971 You should see our dinner menu! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2972 Why, yes. It is a very big salad! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2973 Might I recommend a stepladder? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2974 If you have an hour or so, I can tell you about tonight's specials. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2975 Do you guys have a kids menu? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2976 Yes, the rumor is true. Donald Trump exited our establishment in a fit of rage. However, his departure had nothing to do with our exceptional cuisine. It was most unfortunate Mr. Trump was unable to grasp our menu.... 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2977 I’ll have a lot. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2978 55 plus Menu, Monsieur? I thought you wanted the 55 inch Menu! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2979 We also have a number of specials for today 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2980 Would you like the wine list? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2981 Sir I assure you our ridiculously small portion sizes will easily compensate for the menu. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2982 The chef? He prefers to hide behind the menu. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2983 Now that's a tall order sir 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2984 Yes, our menu ees big. Would you like to see our wine list? it"s huuge. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2985 Perhaps Monsieur would like to see our small plates menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2986 Do you have a chilldren's menu? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2987 And I suppose you are going to expect a big tip as well....... 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2988 Wait'll you see the desert tray. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2989 Would you like to hear about tonight's specials? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2990 And a tall latte to drink? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2991 I can read you the specials, but it’ll take an hour. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2992 And if the menu makes you feel inferior just wait until you try the soufflé! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2993 It's customary to tip proportionally. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2994 perhaps you'd like to see the complete dinner menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2995 Care to see our extensive wine list? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2996 Are you ready to order or do you need a minute? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
2997 The crane will be delivering the wine list shortly. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2998 Would you like to hear today's specials or order à la carton? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2999 Sir, would you prefer to order off menu? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3000 Wait till you see the size of the meals. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3001 Perhaps you’d like to see our children’s menu? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3002 Our early-bird special this evening is selection #162, two-thirds of the way down the list on the left side. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3003 The menu and the check "grande", everything else "tres petite". 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3004 So you're telling me you don't have a soup section? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3005 Yes sir. I'll have the wine stewart fetch the hand cart for the wine list. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3006 It matches our prices. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3007 Let me know if you would like our large print menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3008 Here at Chez DeMille, it's the menu that's big! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3009 Sir, we're bringing the ladder over for you to read the Appetizers 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3010 And would you like the 8 lb cut or the 12 lb cut? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3011 Painting highway billboards is our Chef's other specialty. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3012 We like to be inclusive. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3013 Inversely proportional to the serving size, but wait til you see them roll out the a la CART! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3014 The specials today are supersized 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3015 Shall I tell you about the specials? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3016 I suggest ordering from the top of the menu. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3017 That’s one tall order! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3018 If our prices are higher, it's that the selection is broader. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3019 Its our new menu sir, we needed something that more accurately represented our prices. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3020 Will your wife be joining you tonight ? She's behind the menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3021 Well the reviews did say we had the largest menu in New York. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3022 Could you text me the highlights? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3023 Sadly, the large-print edition limits your choice to the Plat du Jour. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3024 Sir, I like to think it's the book of “Me ’n’ u”. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3025 The president almost forgot to sign his. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3026 I’m sorry sir, normally no one asks about the specials. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3027 Sorry, we don’t serve tap water. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3028 It's part of our supersizing strategy. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3029 Our prologue du jour is Cream of Mushroom. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3030 So you've taken notice of our new expanded menu? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3031 Order up. The to go boxes are huge. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3032 I'm sorry, but that item is not available on our expanded menu 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3033 No, no, Sir, just what's on the menu. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3034 We have several specials today that are not on the menu, 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3035 I'm very sorry Sir-- for our specials , we do insist on orders in idiomatic French. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3036 I recommend the special. You can have the brontosaurus anytime, but the whole T-rex is a treat. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3037 Are you ready to executive order? This meal is gonna be HUGE! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3038 The jumbo shrimp has been a big hit. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3039 May I suggest a larger table. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3040 ...and our special of the day is.... 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3041 It's to divert attention from the half full wine glass I just served you. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3042 You've discontinued the Little Plates menu? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3043 Yes, sir, the portions are generous. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3044 Excellent choice, sir. And how would you like your jumbo shrimp? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3045 Those are the specials...would you like to hear the menu? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3046 Hope you brought a BIG appetite. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3047 If you have a couple of hours I’ll read you today’s specials. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3048 Efficiency sir. The menu is offered to those who wish to place one order for the rest of their lives. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3049 I highly recommend the small print, sir. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3050 We have a kid's menu if you prefer 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3051 We are doing our part to make America great again! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3052 Ze menu Américain -- big portions 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3053 The menu is enlarged to show texture. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3054 What's today's special? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3055 Yes, but wait till you see the check. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3056 A tall order, Sir, but we will do our best to fill it! 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3057 Sorry. Someone gave you the children's menu. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3058 Blame the high prices on Big Food. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3059 The owner feels that the size of the menu should match the high cost of the food items on it. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3060 May I see the children's menu? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3061 Our chef prides himself on variety over quality. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3062 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3063 We've supersized the petite filet. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3064 Yes monsieur, all selections are brought a la a cart. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3065 Yes, sir, that's what we call a tall order. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3066 Eighty bucks, thirty-seven food trucks. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3067 I’m terribly sorry. All of the squid were sacrificed to print this evening’s specials. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3068 And this is just our gluten-free menu. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3069 Apologies Sir, we don't have tap water. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3070 Yes, you are right, the larger the menu, the smaller the portions. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3071 But we've made the portions smaller. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3072 I'm going to need a few more minutes. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3073 Welcome to cafe Trump — where we have bigly menus 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3074 I see you have big appetite 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3075 Please forgive the large menu, each dish requires 20 adjectives. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3076 Could you repeat the first forty specials of the day again? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
3077 If you can't read it you can't afford it. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3078 In our new menu, every cut of meat's life history is recounted in excruciating detail. I will return in an hour to take your order. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3079 We found our customers preferred the larger print vs the iPhone flashlight! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3080 May I suggest, first pick your protein 1.2258 0.07423 62 53 4 5
3081 Ever since someone remarked that the chef had small hands. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3082 All the best stuff is at the top. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3083 Will that be tap, sparkling, or bottled from the Rio Grande? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3084 ....but then we had all this "fake news" about us NOT having the biggest menu the world has ever seen! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3085 Can I tell you about our specials? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3086 More economical than passing out magnifying glasses with the little flashlights 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3087 You want it, we got it 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3088 We're baby boomer friendly. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3089 I think you'll find our Southwestern offerings in the lower left-hand corner. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3090 And for today's specials, we have a few items not on the regular menu. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3091 It distracts from the small portions. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3092 Would you prefer our a la carte? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3093 To be fair, we reprinted the menu in 20 languages. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3094 We are renowned for our small portions. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3095 Welcome to Chez Claes Oldenburg... 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
3096 I'm sorry sir. The kitchen is now closed for breakfast orders. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3097 Do you have a dollar menu? 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3098 Everything's bigger in Texas. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3099 Are you sure you just want 'a little something''> 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
3100 There's just one item, but it's named in every known language. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
3101 Oui monsieur, everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3102 The price increase reflects our expanded menu offering. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3103 Shall I supersize that for you, sir? 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3104 May I reccommend chapter 22, section 12, article 34? 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3105 Well, as a tuna only-themed restaurant, you can imagine. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3106 But the print is still too small. 1.2222 0.06954 63 53 6 4
3107 You asked for the senior citizen’s bill of fare. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
3108 No substitutions are allowed, sir. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3109 At these prices, we have to provide big everything. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3110 Good luck ordering "off menu" this time, champ. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3111 No sir, the bill won't be that big. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3112 It's less disruptive than passing around microscopes. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3113 If there's anything you don't find in there, let me know. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3114 ...and the jumbo shrimp. Excellent choice! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3115 I see you've had a chance to look under the menu. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3116 A bit trendy but yes, we're Super Sizing now. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3117 Oh no, sir: the entrees are on the large menu. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3118 Ironically, our buffet is quite small. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3119 Yes, for us, happy hour is just the time it takes to read the menu! 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3120 I'm sorry, but we're out of everything except the liver and onions with sweet and sour sauce, sweetbreads en croute, and octopus in its own ink. We've been VERY busy. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3121 I feel paralyzed by indecision. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3122 I recommend our "Blood of an Englishman" which comes with our special "Grinded Bones Bread". 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3123 We're thinking of going national, and the unabridged version complies with regulations in all states and territories. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3124 That's a 1 followed by a million zeroes 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3125 Do you do fries? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3126 we are proud of our menu,it made the NYT best seller list 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3127 The giant prawns come with rice pilaf and a forklift. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3128 The special in the Monsanto dining room tonight is... 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3129 We've pioneered the 112-course tasting menu. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3130 I'll bring you a ladder, sir. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3131 If you need more time, I can come back next Tuesday to take your order. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3132 And I would like to tell you about the specials. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3133 You ordered one of everything?" Is that correct, sir? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3134 I'm going to need a ladder. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3135 Can I interest you in a step stool to start? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3136 Can I tell you what tonights specials are? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3137 Would you like to try our light menu, sir? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3138 And the wine menu? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3139 May I suggest starting with a ladder? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3140 Sorry sir, but we're out of the regular size tonight. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3141 May I suggest the petit dejeuner? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3142 Might I suggest the steak? It is simply supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3143 Sorry. I can't resist shouting 'Fee Fie Foe Fum'. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3144 We find that overcompensating for the portion size enhances the culinary experience. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3145 We’re more of an inclusive restaurant. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3146 Are you serving petit dejeuner? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3147 FUCK TRUMP. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3148 We're out of everything on the menu. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3149 Would you care to hear our daily specials? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3150 Sir, we already apologized for the small wine list. What seems to be the problem now? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3151 Yes, sir. We have the most extensive menu in town. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3152 The menu is indeed supersize...the portions you'll hardly notice 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3153 So is that a no on the buttered noodles? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3154 Chef is overcompensating for his dinky portions. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3155 AND it's all ala carte! 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
3156 Would you like the Kids menu instead? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3157 Are there any specials? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3158 I’ll have the small plate 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3159 I’ll still have the small plate. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3160 Would you like an appetizer? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3161 Sorry, the dessert menu appears after 5. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3162 I invite you to step outside to see our wine list. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3163 If you think the menu is large, you ought to see the wine list. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3164 We got tired of others bragging about their bigger menu. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3165 Would you like to see our large plate menu? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3166 We specialize in small portions. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3167 That's nothing. You should see his hat. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3168 The chef has an encyclopedic vision of meatloaf. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3169 Excellent choice....the menu transport cart will be here shortly. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3170 I suggest the kids menu. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3171 I was told that you had a tall order in mind 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3172 The dessert menu is separate, sir.. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3173 I'll bring another table for the wine list, sir. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3174 The wine list will be arriving by barge any minute now. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3175 We also have a dinner menu.” “We also have a dinner menu. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3176 May I suggest tonight's special? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3177 Can I see the full menu and not just the specials? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3178 Yes, it is meaty, but I assure you the dessert menu is short and sweet. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3179 At least it will keep people from noticing that you're dining alone. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
3180 Yes, but I assure you sir, our small plates are small. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3181 We hated keeping readers on hand. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3182 Thank you for providing a menu WITH LARGE PRINT. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3183 One can feel dwarfed by our choices. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3184 Would you like to hear the twelve hundred daily specials? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3185 Perhaps it makes up for the portion size. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3186 Would you prefer something from our light menu? 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3187 Monsieur wishes to order à la carte? 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3188 I'm going to need some more time. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3189 If you have a few hours, I can tell you the specials. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3190 An excellent choice! I recommend a 15 liter nebuchadnezzar of our Cattier Premier Cru Brut. Free delivery, naturellement. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3191 Yes. I think I'll start with a smaller menu. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
3192 Wait until you see our portions. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3193 Would you like to see our wine billboard? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3194 Yes sir, I know it's huge. But as President Trump would say, "Talk about the size of the menu, not how bad the food is. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3195 Our PB&J is to die for 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3196 May I recommend the whole-bison burger? 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3197 Super size, great choice. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3198 10 seconds later...surprise me! 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3199 I'd like a children's menu. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3200 Yes, those are big descriptions to fill 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3201 I'm afraid we're all out of the chicken. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3202 Very well. I'll give you another hour to look, and be back to take your order. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3203 Water for the table? I can bring you Niagara Falls or Victoria! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3204 It's so you won't steal the menu and take it home. 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3205 ...to accommodate the prices. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3206 indeed, our new chef certainly is filled with ambition. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3207 Wait until you see the dishes the food is served on! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3208 Please understand, sir- the chef is really huge right now. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3209 You think that’s big? Wait ‘til you see your bill...Dessert cart? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3210 Here at Chez Redondance there is no need to order off the menu. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3211 If you'd like to order an appetizer, I will fetch the binoculars. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3212 Well, you asked for the large print menu. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3213 Don't worry, sir. That menu is for when Trump comes in. It suits his ego. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3214 IT,'S OUR A LA TRUCK MENU. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3215 We have an additional menu for you to look at sir . 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3216 Excellent choice, sir. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3217 Do you need a little more time to decide? 1.2167 0.07167 60 51 5 4
3218 Yes sir, the entire menu is small plates! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3219 Oh, and today's soup is Cream of Mushroom. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3220 A balcony table offers you a better view. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3221 Of course, we can super size any meal 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
3222 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer Chef's tasting menu tonight: 51 courses available with (or without) wine pairings? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3223 The wine list will be carried in shortly. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3224 That’s the only pair of reading glasses we have, sir. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3225 Now, that's a really tall order! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3226 I advise skipping the wine list. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3227 This is the Supersize it menu! 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3228 Yes it is a tall order, but you can handle it. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3229 All our item are à la horse cart. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3230 Non Monsieur, not everything is bigger in Texas. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3231 Yes, many of our patrons are intimidated by the menu on their first visit 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3232 I can give you a GPS to help you find your order 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3233 No explanations are required. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3234 It's only the plates that are small 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3235 We hope it will compensate for our over-sized prices..." 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3236 How hungry are you? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3237 Would you like that Supersized? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3238 It's like toast with jelly, except it's with avocado. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3239 'I'll just have the bagel please'. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3240 Trump designed it. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3241 Oops sorry, that menu is for non-dieters. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3242 "I assume you are expecting a big portion, as well". 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3243 Trust me, our portions are much smaller. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3244 Our chef is on speed. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3245 A lot of seniors eat here and they appreciate large print. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3246 Our chef favors quantity over quality... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3247 Back when I started working here, it was still just a kids' menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3248 Sorry that's the kids menu. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3249 We literally cater to every taste, and wait 'til you see our Wine List! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3250 Would you also like to zone out halfway through hearing about today's specials? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3251 Privilege isn't on the menu, sir. It is the menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3252 The chef added commetary on the FDA’s final rule for nutrition labeling. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3253 It's Chef's pre-emptive strike against Amazon, sir. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3254 To compensate for our portions, please enjoy this oversized novelty menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3255 May I recommend the short ribs? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3256 The biggest thing on the menu is the laminate. 1.2105 0.07811 57 50 2 5
3257 As you can see, we've increased our menu. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3258 The tapas comes with a side of beef. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3259 It's the new Trump-inspired menu and everything on it will blow your mind. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3260 And have you gotten a menu yet? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3261 I highly recommend the Chef Special 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3262 I disagree! It’s exactly as advertised. We’ve never made any promises about the “number” of items. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3263 What will you have from the Trump menu tonight? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3264 The menu is genetically modified along with the food. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3265 I must apologise for my little deception. She's run away. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3266 Everything's bigger in Texas. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3267 The boss says it makes up for the small portions. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3268 Sir, might I suggest you may be more comfortable with the children's menu? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3269 We're having our menus printed at Costco. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3270 Chef Gulliver recommends the Lilliputian Lamb with a parody of fresh vegetables. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3271 Let me know when you've finished looking at the appetizer menu. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3272 Can I interest you in some subtractions from our menu? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3273 Would you like to our wine list carted over, Sir? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3274 We made the font bigger to accommodate our aging boomers. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3275 If you have a moment, I can tell you about our specials, we didn't have room on the menu. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3276 Our wine list? But, of course. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3277 We've been working on the expanded menu for quite some time. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3278 While we pride ourselves in our large menu I’m afraid we’re out of everything except the meatloaf. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3279 Yes, sir, the dinner for one menu is a bit larger. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3280 "Another glass of house red? Are you sure you wouldn't prefer something more adventurous? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3281 All orders from the large print menu come with the big salad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3282 That sir is one tall order, but we always aim to please 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3283 If you have an hour I can tell you about our specials for the evening. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3284 May I suggest our jumbo shrimp cocktail for starters? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3285 Everything on the menu is not available. Now, would you like to like to hear about our specials? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3286 We decided to offer a national dish from every country that now despises us. Interesting concept, no? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3287 Most people just order the plat du jour. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3288 Would you like to start with a fine pair of binoculars? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3289 And that sir are just today's specials. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3290 I would just go with today's special. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3291 Do you like oatmeal? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3292 No sir, there is nothing off-menu tonight. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3293 If you think that's bad, just wait until you see the size of the bill. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3294 That's all the soups. Now, we have 72 salad dressings... 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3295 My personal favorite is the number 2,953, but the number 7 is a close second. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3296 If you'd like to see our list of specials, I'll go get a wheelbarrow. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3297 Sir, would you like to hear our specials? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3298 Would you like that Supersized? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3299 Are there any items not on the menu this evening? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3300 It's big-ish, sir. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3301 Unfortunately we’ve just run out of that dish. Should I give you another minute to decide? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3302 Specials? You're kidding! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3303 To be frank, I just got tired of memorizing the "Specials". 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3304 And we have a few specials that aren't listed on the menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3305 This is Texas. Everything is oversized! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3306 Most people end up ordering off menu... 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3307 We're over compensating for our tiny food 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3308 Would you like the disclaimer with that? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3309 The gentleman's first time with Franco-Tex fusion? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3310 And would you like that super-sized, sir? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3311 It's our new "tall order" menu. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3312 We're launching our new Bigly! menu. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
3313 Yes, I agree. That would be a tall order. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3314 Hi! My name is Big Earl and I will be your waiter. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3315 Would you like salad or potatoes with your Brontosaurus steak? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3316 All of our new customers go through this vetting process. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3317 I'm sorry, sir--we don't allow off-menu ordering. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3318 When did selecting health insurance for the waiter become part of the program? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3319 And tonight's specials are.... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3320 Please bring me the whitefish with capers. It's not on the menu but the chef knows how I like it. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3321 Sorry! That is the luncheon menu. I'll be right back with the dinner menu. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3322 Which half sandwich and soup combo would you recommend? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3323 It is a very large menu, I agree. However, I'll have the house salad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3324 I can bring a large-print menu, if you wish. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3325 Do you have a menu with pictures? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3326 May I take your order now, or would you like a few more hours? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3327 Welcome to The Cheesecake Factory. Let me know if you'd like to take a look at the full menu. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3328 Were you taken in by our "REALLY BIG MENU" ad ? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3329 Oh, the wine list? I will text that to you. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3330 We've expanded our menu choices. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3331 We strive to make the customer feel like there's actually variety. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3332 The franks and beans are served in a tomato reduction sauce. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3333 Would you prefer the prix fixe menu? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3334 Oh, good choice! that'a the chef's specialty. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3335 I'm sorry, sir. We ran out of the coloring menus. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3336 The evening specials are on the Billboard. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3337 Yes sir. We thought you would require the large print menu. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3338 The menu was previously used at Mar al Largo restaurant. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3339 You want to know what's at the top of our menu? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3340 Would it be wrong for a middle-aged man to ask for a kid's menu? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3341 Small, or large? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3342 We also have a large-print version available. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3343 Would you like to hear all our specials not on the menu? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3344 The chef is working on his first novel. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3345 How about a tall glass of wine with your order? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3346 Can you review the specials for me 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3347 Would you like me to bring the wine list? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3348 Take a look at our shrimp option, its about 1/3 of the way down the bottom 1/2 of the right column on the left page. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3349 Wait 'til you see the dinner rolls. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3350 We also serve lighter fare. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3351 May I ask what the special of the day is? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3352 Sir, would you prefer magnifying glasses. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3353 I hope the menu's to your liking, sir. Now if you'd please follow me, the wine list begins in the next room. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3354 The whale is delicious! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3355 We feel it makes up for our small portions. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3356 I just wanted a hamburger, not the entire barnyard. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3357 Quantity sir, it's all about quantity 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3358 I am sorry but we are out of the salads and all the meat dishes. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3359 "May I suggest the petite filet mignon? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3360 That's just for the appetizers. Would you like to see our new, expanded dinner menu, as well? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3361 Wait till you see our dessert menu.... 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3362 Ready to order, sir?" "Well, just one question. How big is the shrimp? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3363 Would you care to upsize that meal? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3364 Would you prefer the Skinny Menu? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3365 Of course, the portions are still vanishingly small. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3366 I'm sorry sir but when you sit at the children's table it is permitted for you to order off the big kid menu. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3367 I can assure you, the portions are proportionate. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3368 Our generous portions are only exceeded in size by our menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3369 House Methuselah with that, Sir? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3370 Would you care to see the wine list? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3371 Just wait until you'll see the size of our gourmet food! 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3372 I'll have the small salad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3373 Extra ten minutes? No problem. No surprise, either. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3374 May I see the small plate menu ? 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3375 This is quite the menu for a tapas restaurant. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3376 Yes, as a matter of fact a large tip is implied. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3377 I've taken the liberty of bringing you our easy-to-read, large-font menu 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3378 The prices are as oversized as the menu. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3379 We're known for our small plates. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3380 Do you have until tomorrow to hear our daily specials? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3381 Please don't be mislead sir, the portions are rather small. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3382 You can choose the 30-course tasting menu instead 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3383 This is the early-bird. Wait till you see our regular one. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3384 This is our early-bird. Wait 'till you see our regular menu. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
3385 Would you like to ignore me while I tell you about our big specials? 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
3386 For appetizers, we have half a cow... 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3387 On second thought, I'll just have the soup and salad. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3388 I really need the big print. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3389 Yes sir, the large-print version is available. If you would follow me to the parking lot, I can take your order. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3390 Would m'sieur like a few more moments? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3391 Would you like to hear our specials for tonight? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3392 It's the large print edition. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3393 Here at the Trump International Hotel, we cater to guests with big hands. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3394 Yes, but it's a tall order 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3395 Sorry, there are no small plates on this menu . 1.2083 0.06630 48 39 8 1
3396 Prices have gone up, sir. Can I fetch you a ladder? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3397 That’s a tall order, sir. I’ll see what the kitchen can do. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3398 And now, may I tell you the specials for this evening? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3399 I hope you are hungry, this is our "Big Appetite" menue. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3400 And SUPERSIZE the fries! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3401 Ribeye. Excellent choice, sir. 864 or 1216 ounce? 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3402 And if you would like the “pill that makes you larger” with any of the entrees we do not charge for that. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3403 There are not a few items not on the menu. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3404 Today's special is the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3405 May I please see the light menu? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3406 Waiter, there is a lot of advertising on this menu. Yes sir, would you like the subscription based one? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3407 Yes,ours is the only restaurant menu in town inclusive of 64 different languages. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3408 Would you like to hear our thousand specials? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3409 Yes, we have the largest menu anywhere. We never said we carried meat or fish. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3410 If you "If the menu impresses you, wait till you see the wine list!" 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3411 Shall I give you some more time? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3412 My favorites are Mersenne primes - dishes numbered by a prime number of the form 2 to power N minus 1. Interestingly, we still don't know if there are only finitely many of those. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3413 That comes with a B-I-G salad. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3414 As monsieur can see, ze prices are proportionate to our minew. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3415 We find our gluten-free customers enjoy the attention. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3416 If you want the wine list, you have to sign a waiver. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3417 Big menu, tiny portions. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3418 May I suggest the step ladder ? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3419 Chef gets a kick torturing indecisive customers. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3420 And for our seafood specials tonight, monsieur, we are featuring jumbo shrimp and largemouth bass. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3421 I do have to let you know that the kitchen will be closing soon. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3422 Still in a multiplicity of minds, sir? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3423 The size of the dish is inversely proportional to the size of the font, sir. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3424 Would you prefer our small plates menu, Sir. 1.2069 0.07683 58 51 2 5
3425 Yes Sir, Senator, we named all our favorite dishes after each Bill y’all failed to pass. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3426 Are you sure this isn't Cheescake Factory? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3427 We combined the regular, vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, appetizers, low-sodium, wine list and the children's menus all in one convenient arrangement. More wine? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3428 WE HAVE FORTY SPECIALS TELL ME WHEN TO START . 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3429 May I recommend something from the top? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3430 excuse me where are the appetizers 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3431 Let me know if you need a few more minutes.....or a ladder. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3432 I'll have the petit filet 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3433 Someone tweeted that the chef had a ‘little’ menu. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3434 A little something to start out with? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3435 That menu is just for small plates. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3436 I'll have what the BFG is having. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3437 Very good sir. While you are waiting to be served please enjoy the comic stylings of Gallagher. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3438 You think that's big? Wait till you see the check! 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3439 We gotta b-i-i-i-i-i-g special too. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3440 Actually, Chef Kong designed the menu himself. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3441 Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3442 Will M'sieu be dining alone? 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3443 'It's how we compensate for the tiny portions.' 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3444 Would you like to see our dessert list? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3445 You have changed up the menu, haven't you? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3446 Trust me: our portions are extremely tiny. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3447 Don’t waste your time; it’s literally impossible to order off the menu. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3448 After you're through with that I'll give you an iPad to scroll through the specials. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3449 Yes, sir, our menu certainly does reflect the latest trend in DC dining, eating "bigly"! 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3450 Yes, we do have a large number of specials today. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3451 Shall I bring out the ladder for your perusal of the appetizers? 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3452 Sir, shall I repeat the list of tonight’s specials? 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3453 You want to hear the specials? 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3454 Chef’s amuse-bouche comes served with a ladder. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3455 Tonight, our special is regular-size shrimp. 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
3456 All of our menu cards come from locally sourced paper and plastic. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3457 Would you like me to super, super size that for you, sir 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3458 We recommend #4398 on Page 24. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3459 To start there will be an amuse-bouche of 3 racks of lamb. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3460 You name it, we've got it. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3461 Yes, that is a tall order. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3462 Very good, sir. And for a side, would you prefer a farmer's market or a produce section? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3463 Sorry, but we're out of that. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3464 Eyes bigger than our stomach, are they? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3465 I'm sorry, sir, we don't do small plates 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3466 Food allergies, gluten free, organic, free range, wild caught -- it was just easier to spell out the details. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3467 Guests were complaining they couldn't read the menu. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3468 Our menu is a little expanded this week. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3469 Small plates, big menus. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3470 Do you have anything gluten-free on this menu? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3471 It's to make patrons think they're getting larger portions. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3472 No, but the plates themselves are incongruously tiny. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3473 Is that big enough, sir? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3474 You'll be glad to know we're out of everything but chili. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3475 Now that you've reviewed today's specials, would you care to peruse our regular menu? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3476 Would you also like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3477 The special is elephant. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3478 Yes it is and it's not your hands. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3479 Let me tell you about tonight's specials. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3480 Friday's feature is "dishes of all nations" and their historical origins! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3481 Perhaps sir would like to see our small-plate menu. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3482 And selections 45 to 60 are delivered to your table personally by an Amazon drone. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3483 Good choice, sir. You won't believe how big our Jumbo Shrimp are. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3484 Before you order would you like me to bring a ladder? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3485 We also have 753 daily specials: aardvark l'orange, aardvark au gratin, aardvark ... 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3486 Need more time to read the menu? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3487 Welcome to our new carnivore, vegan, vegatarian, juicing, gluten-free, raw food, paleo menu. Takes the fun out of eating but saves the kitchen staff from having to go to counselling. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3488 That’s our lunch menu, if you would like to see our dinner menu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3489 Trump says his resturant needs the biggest menu. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3490 And for desert, sir, we have most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3491 Are the portions big? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3492 He just wants you to know the menu is HUUGE. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3493 Menus were easier to read *before* they required calorie counts. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3494 You should see the small plates. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3495 Welcome to Thumbelina's. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3496 The portions, however, will certainly disappoint you as they are incredibly small 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3497 Would you care to super size that, sir?" 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3498 May I suggest the 64 ounce filet mignon? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3499 We’ve made some big changes in our fall menu. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3500 Wanna hear our specials ? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3501 You'll never guess who's sitting at the table across from you. It's your ex-wife and her new boyfriend. Would you like a little more time with the menu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3502 The burger with fries are a steal! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3503 No, no. Not the whole animal. It's the whole herd. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3504 I'm sorry. We're all out of ladders. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3505 No sir, adults may not order off the kids' menu. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3506 Same food, but our menu is great again. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3507 It's our redesigned menu, sir, conceived through the lens of Trump. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3508 My friend recommended something but I can't remember what it was. He said it starts with an S...? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3509 No, we don't have any specials. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3510 Now is when I like to go over the specials. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3511 Ready for volume two, sir? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3512 Want to hear today's specials?" It takes about forty minutes. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3513 It seems like yesterday when he was a children's menu. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3514 May I tell you about our daily specials? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3515 You're in for a treat, Chef Andre the Giant is cooking tonight! 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
3516 Hmm... do you have any specials tonight? 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
3517 It was the chef's idea to list all the ways of preparing broccoli 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3518 Speculate. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3519 Welcome to "La Petite Folie," sir. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3520 Take your time, sir. It's a big decision 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3521 And would you care to hear our specials? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3522 And,we have an extensive wine list. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3523 Chef wanted you to have the history of Bryant Park for at least two centuries. Meanwhile, may I bring you the wine list, or do you have a computer? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3524 If you'd like another hour or two I'll come back. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3525 It's faster to describe the dishes we don't serve. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3526 Nothing is off OUR menu 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3527 I'll have the child's plate 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3528 You think that's big? You should see the wine list. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3529 May I suggest the petite filet 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3530 So, you'll start with a change of menu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3531 zee check will be substantially larger 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3532 Today's special is the Paul Bunyan. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3533 We really have cooked only four meals today. I challenge you to find them in the menu! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3534 Just give me a couple more hours, will you? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3535 It's to offset the small portions. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3536 The early bird special menu has larger print. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3537 Hmmm... got any specials? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3538 May I recommend the jumbo shrimp? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3539 So that's a mac and cheese with a side of gummy bears from our Big Boy Menu. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3540 Would you like to super-size your order? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3541 Our prices are correlated 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3542 It makes our portions seem even smaller. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3543 The chef overcompensates for his tiny amuse-bouche. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3544 Our claim to fame is our menu is bigger than Denny's. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3545 I am now pleased to announce our breakfast specials. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3546 This is how we get away with such small portions 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3547 Today's special is a smaller menu. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3548 Our wine list requires a forklift. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3549 Just wait until you see our pepper mill! 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3550 you should see the servings! 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3551 Is this all? I was hoping for a few more choices. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3552 I'll have the chicken fingers, please. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3553 Are you ready to order? Or do you need more time to find the cheapest option? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3554 Not quite. We're all you can POSSIBLY eat. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3555 }It's huge! "Uh huh, so what are you all compensating for with this big ass menu?" 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3556 Are you sure you want to see the specials? 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
3557 With Internet drone deliveries, we've been able to expand our menu extensively! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3558 We have 87 specials tonight. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3559 A few more hours sir? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3560 Andre the Giant does all our menus. You should see the wine list! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3561 Thank you for your complete order, sir.l You'll have a gluten free vegan burger that's extra high in protein and low in carbs, with extra msg, veggie cheese, an organic lime slice on a whole grain roll with sprinkles. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3562 An excellent off-menu order, sir. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3563 Everything on the menu is supersized. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3564 Excellent choice, sir! And the menu crane is on the way. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3565 Would you like to see the kid’s menu? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3566 We also offer an extensive wine list. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3567 I believe the font tonight is Piranesi 48 pt. medium condensed. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3568 Of course, if you don't like the offerings from Amazon Prime Now, our own chef could whip something up. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3569 Zee more adjectives on zee menu, zee more pleasure on zee tongue. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3570 I think you'll really enjoy the stylings of our new chef, George R.R. Martin. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3571 Would you care to hear today's specials? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3572 That's the abirdged edition 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3573 Do you have any small plates? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3574 Why is the petite steak no longer on the menu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3575 May I see the menu for a small appetite. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3576 Funny you should ask, but yes, we do have a kids menu. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3577 Do you have chicken fingers? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3578 In addition to our regular menu, the chef is offering 35 specials for your consideration. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3579 In addition to the regular menu our chef has prepared several off menu entrees that I would like to tell you about. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3580 I recommend the petite filet, sir. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3581 We also have a braille menu if you can’t read the large type one. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3582 Perhaps I can interest you in our small plate menu? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3583 I recommend you order one of the small plates. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3584 I know there's a crane operator, and a Teamster involved. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3585 May I recommend the fish? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3586 Would you prefer to have a minute, sir? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3587 I'm still reading the fine print 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3588 We're out of everything but the liver 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3589 Your point about proportionality is well taken, your lordship. I’ll bring you an appropriately-sized wine glass immediately. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3590 Wait til you see our wine menu! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3591 I'd like to tell you about some of our specials that aren't on the menu. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3592 No dessert thanks - the table and I are full. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3593 We super-sized. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3594 Monsieur, may I suggest a drone to read the appetizers for you? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3595 I recommend the sampler plate. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3596 We have a WIDE selection. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3597 How about the Big Special? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3598 You’ve taken too long to read the menu, sir. I’m afraid we’re out of everything on it. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3599 Our portion sizes are average. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3600 Our chef got carried away. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3601 Here at Mastodon's we specalize in tall orders. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3602 Would monsieur like the step-ladder in order to see the appetizers? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3603 Yes, but the portions are rather small. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3604 When you're done, the price will seem a lot smaller. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3605 New management requires that the menu reflect the ever-increasing growth in portion sizes. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3606 Luigi and Marco will be here with the wine card shortly. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3607 May I bring you a magnum of champagne to start? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3608 It's just another way we try to make feel small and insignificant. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3609 Our menu is printed in over 6,000 languages. Bon Appetit! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3610 This is our Trumpian version of nouvelle cuisine ! 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3611 Pardon the size, Dothraki hors d’oeuvres proved difficult to translate. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3612 Any off menu specials for tonight? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3613 "may I recommend 'the big breakfast' sir"? 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3614 May I have the wine list? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3615 We pride ourselves on our extensive whine list. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3616 For our specials this evening I direct your attention to the alien spacecraft display outside the window. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3617 Would you like to hear the off-menu items for tonight? 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3618 Yes sir, we recently expanded our menu. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3619 Not actual size photos but close. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3620 Escar-what? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3621 The Cheesecake Factory menu finally jumped the shark. 1.2000 0.07521 55 48 3 4
3622 I would recommend the House Special. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3623 If you can't find your favorite we have a supplemental menu. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3624 We're overcompensating for very small portions. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3625 We have quite a few specials tonight. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3626 That’s correct sir, everything on our menu is tofu based 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3627 That also contains our take-out selections. Feel free to take it home. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
3628 Usually, I recommend starting with something small. But not today. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3629 Now would you like to hear about the specials? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3630 Our focus group preferred the large type menu nearly two to one over other formats. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3631 They've certainly expanded their Restaurant Week options. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3632 Yes, the lunch menu is impressive but the dinner menu is even bigger. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3633 The menu didn’t get bigger, the diners got smaller. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3634 This is not Burger King, Sir. Special orders do upset us. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3635 It has absolutely no relation to the size of the lamb chops. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3636 I would read you our specials, but we stop serving in half an hour. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3637 The portions are small. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3638 So these are your big deals? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3639 As for the wine, may I suggest a Methusela or a Jeroboam? 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3640 Yes we used to be Cheesecake Factory, why do you ask? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3641 I’ll take the kitchen sink on the side, please. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3642 Oh, you wanted the drink menu? Let me get the crane. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3643 We have a large variety of menus. This one's called "Discreetly yelling - I'm a billionaire" 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3644 Would you like to behold the Specials menu? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3645 Do you have any gluten free bread? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3646 I’ll be needing a lot more time. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3647 Are there any specials I should know about? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3648 You'll find grilled-cheese-on-rye a gourmet favorite. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3649 Would you prefer to order off our kiddie menu? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3650 How big is the soup? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3651 May I offer you a complimentary pair of our print-reducing glasses? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3652 Could I please see the 'Light Fare' menu? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3653 The menu comes from a locally-sourced forest. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3654 And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all, sir. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3655 Is that all sir or would you like to see our wine menu? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3656 Small plates were trendy last month. This is the new thing. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3657 Should I give you another hour? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3658 If you're interested in our small plates I will get you that menu as well. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3659 May I recommend our small plates, sir? 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3660 Can I have the bay scallops instead of the jumbo prawns? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3661 May I tell you about our specials tonight, or bring you a truss? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3662 We hear having choices makes people happy 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3663 You should see our doggie bags! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3664 That IS the kid's menu 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3665 Wait until you see the dessert menu. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3666 But tell me, how large are the fingers? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3667 Size really matters! 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3668 Big prices ... big menu. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3669 ...yes, we do have meatloaf. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3670 All our trees are free-range. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3671 Sir, might I suggest the periscope to start? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3672 Do you need another hour? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3673 Yes. The jumbo shrimp are that big. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3674 Would Sir care to sign up for our popular Menu App this evening? 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3675 Does that come with anything else? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3676 But, sir, that IS the gluten-free menu! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
3677 It eez best if your eyes are much, much bigger zan your stomach, monsieur. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3678 The owner hopes it'll make your bill seem smaller. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
3679 My gratuity will knock your socks off. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
3680 Yes, I promise you, that's the top seller. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
3681 May I see the Cliff notes. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3682 You should see the braille menu. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3683 *Note: All pictures drawn to scale 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3684 You should be able to find something you'd like. We have the largest menu in the city. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3685 Many of our clientele are seniors. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3686 Would you like to select something from our "Super Size" menu? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3687 The small menu is for lunch only 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3688 It´s because many of our clients are nearsighted and are too vain to be seen wearing glasses. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3689 We offer the grandest maximilist dining experience 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3690 Well Monsieur, big menu, big prices, heh, heh. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3691 All we have left is meatloaf. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3692 May I suggest ordering the musical rendition of the Starter menu performed by our talented kitchen tenors? I can also highly recommend the Entree re-enactment by our dining room mime troupe. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3693 Would you like to see the wine menu? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3694 My glasses are purely for fashion. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3695 Yes, sir, we are happy to offer binoculars with our expanded menu. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3696 I'm sorry, Sir, our promotion for hearing-impaired customers ended last month. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3697 It makes us look like a small plates resturant 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3698 Would you prefer the kids menu, sir? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3699 Yes, that is the bigly menu 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3700 One small bottle of wine or The Magnum? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3701 No, Sir, only ONE from Column R, Two from V....and a choice of any dessert. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3702 President Trump dined here recently and declared we have the biggest menu! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3703 You must have misunderstood, we have a large menu, not a large wine list. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3704 I assume you’d like to supersize your order Monsieur? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3705 I told you it was a big wine list. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3706 It's a tall order, but we aim to please!" 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3707 That's a tall order, how'd you read that? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3708 And would you also like to see the wine list? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3709 We have another menu for smaller portions. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3710 I recommend the soup and crackers. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3711 And for dessert would you like something fancy or do you prefer the low-hanging fruit? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3712 I'd prefer to order from the snack menu please. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3713 We are a farm-to-table restaurant. The farm is the entire state of Kansas. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3714 Nope, sir, we don't have 'just a coffee' 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3715 good evening sir and welcome to Gulliver"s bistro 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3716 Heavens no! Nothing's fresh, it's all frozen. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3717 I wish I had an order pad to match. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3718 The new chef likes to think big. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3719 You'll see that the menu items are quite large. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3720 Our special tonight is a list of what we don’t have. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3721 We just wanted to make sure you can read the fine print. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3722 Please come back in an hour after I review all choices 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3723 Yes, we have several smaller menus. Which cuisine would you prefer? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3724 Just to be safe, we serve everything. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3725 Customers were complaining that they couldn't read the fine print. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3726 Do you have any specials? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3727 The jumbo shrimp makes sense to me. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3728 Lunch specials tend to run a little small. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3729 Do you need more time to look over the menu? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3730 Would you like to see our wine selections? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3731 Shall I take the menu away, sir? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3732 Our dinner menu is one of the largest in the city. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3733 Would you like me to bring you a bread stick? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3734 Sorry, sir. We're out of that, too. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3735 You’ll find Zucchini, Sir, on Page 80! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3736 It makes the prices seem smaller. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3737 Would Sir need a bigger table? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3738 Do you have this menu in Latin, quaeso ? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3739 May I tell you about the Chef's Specials? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3740 Have you tried the fried chicken? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3741 The dishes, and menu, are meant to be shared 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3742 You will appreciate our new menu was designed by the creative giants of our industry 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3743 Have you decided what you would like, or should I come back next Thursday? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3744 One reason is that special orders do upset us. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3745 You did ask for the super-sized menu. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3746 Right! We got the table and chair from the toy store. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3747 Wait till you see the fly in your soup. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3748 Would you like to hear volume five of the specials? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3749 If you’d like, I can walk you into our wine list. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3750 Sorry Sir, we don't do peanut butter and jelly, but may I recommend our Tripe A La Mode De Caen? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3751 It's our new menu, courtesy of Amazon. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3752 Welcome to Overcompensation's can I take your order? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3753 Would you care to see our wine list, or are you still deciding? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3754 It's the latest thing in menu fashion. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3755 You should see the portions... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3756 Is this the early bird menu? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3757 No, Monsieur. We have not had any dinner specials since 1914. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3758 For this dish you can pick 12 sides. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3759 Might I suggest a Nebuchadnezzar of Lafitte to accompany Sir's choice? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3760 And our dinner special tonight is the menu. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3761 Would you prefer our audio menu reader? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3762 Or, would you prefer to order from our Small Plates menu? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3763 And our chef is offering some delicious specials that aren't shown on our menu. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3764 No sir, the Happy Meal doesn’t come with a toy. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3765 If you think that's something, just wait until you see our jumbo shrimp! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3766 Would you like to start with the small plates? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3767 Would you like a little more time to open the menu? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3768 I'll just have a small tomato juice. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3769 Happy hour just ended. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3770 I'm sorry, I need a menu with larger print. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3771 Tonight's special is Brontosaurus. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3772 I was informed you had a big appetite, sir. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3773 Let me tell you about our additions to the menu this evening. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3774 Good evening and welcome to Le' Trump Restaurante. Might I suggest the Escar-egot Trumpe'? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3775 We've expanded our selections to include vegan, non-GMO and gluten-free. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3776 What do you mean, you don't have a big-plate special? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3777 I don't see any gluten free options. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3778 Our pies are bigger than your stomach. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3779 Do you need another week to make up your mind? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3780 Ironically, it’s for our small plates. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3781 We recently started including the best Instagram photos of our dishes on the menu 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3782 And would monsieur also like to see tonight’s specials menu? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3783 Today's buffet is awesome. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3784 Yes, we have super-sized the menu. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3785 I'm sorry. That is the big and tall menu. I'll be right back with the tiny and nasty one that your small hands can manage. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3786 The Grande is on special. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3787 Can I see your specials? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3788 You're choice, sir,, but you'll need a microscope for the small portions menu 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3789 The new management asked me to think big! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3790 We've expanded our menu a bit... 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3791 Would you like to see the dessert now? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3792 Shall we start with a pair of vintage binoculars? 1.1923 0.07786 52 46 2 4
3793 And how would you like your meatloaf? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3794 May I impose upon you our wine list at this time? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3795 Would you like to see the wine list now sir? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3796 I recommend the dinner menu. It's even larger. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3797 I think i wore the wrong glasses!! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3798 Also, there are the daily specials. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3799 Well, Sir, it’s because a tall menu naturally would accompany a tall order. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3800 We received complaints that our menu was too small. I wonder if they meant it metaphorically. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3801 Small plates, sir, but lots of them! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3802 We serve breakfast 24 hours a day now. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3803 Eat big or go home! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3804 Had enough time? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3805 Don't forget to save room for dessert. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3806 Yes, of course, everything on the menu is freshly made! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3807 What you see is what you get 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3808 May I take a look at your five course long pre-fixe menu instead? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3809 It's our new expanded menu. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3810 Is there an app for this ? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3811 Don't tell me you need your reading glasses. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3812 'You'd be surprised how little people actually order'! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3813 Most find our senior large print menu heaven sent! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3814 Are the servings super-sized as well? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3815 Cheese-burger, well and a coke. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3816 Is there a vegan option? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
3817 So you'd like the down-sized plate. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3818 Impressive, isn't it? May I recommend the pancakes and sausage? 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3819 Have you decided, sir? Or shall I come back in an hour. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3820 "Would you like to super-size that for an extra ninety-nine dollars? 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
3821 Sorry sir; we do not have liver and onions. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3822 This menu is our entry for the Miss Trump Wall Contest 2017. The Grab em by the concrete pussy entrée is quite popular. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3823 Apologies sir, the large print version did get a bit out of hand. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3824 Yes, sir: That's our Proust menu. Or would you prefer to begin with our Beckett appetizer menu? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3825 We needed to try to make the prices look small. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
3826 May I suggest the T-bone Churrasco a la Plancha on page sixty-two?" 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3827 Oui Monsieur, it's a very large selection of small plates. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3828 May I bring you a step stool to assist you in deciding your order? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3829 That is our Happy Hour menu. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3830 Wait until you see how big the portions are. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3831 Yes Sir, the size of the menu gives some indication of the prices. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3832 You ordered the large print. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3833 It's the same as the lunch menu, but with higher prices. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3834 We have a few hundred selections that are not on the menu. Would you like to hear them? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3835 This is nothing. Our dessert menu has its own zip code. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3836 We're getting rave reviews about our bigger, expanded menu. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3837 Your appetite precedes you. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3838 What's on the special 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3839 Large... Wait till you see you're bar tab. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3840 Sir, did you read the fine print? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3841 I also have poor eyesight but hope our large type menu is satisfactory. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3842 The menu matches the prices. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3843 If you'd care to see the wine list, I'll have a pair of bus boys free momentarily. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3844 “Our Special Tonight” Anyone who can read the menu and order within 5 minutes gets to take it home to use as a “pup” tent in their back yard. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3845 Might I recommend the House Special, M'sieu? It has a little bit of everything. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3846 You think that's something, wait till you see the price list. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3847 Have you decided, sir, or shall I come back tomorrow? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3848 Can I see the wine list as well? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3849 I know that I said that my eyes were bigger than my stomach, but... 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3850 We were getting a lot of complaints from men too vain to use their reading glasses. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3851 We're all out of the first 600 specials. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3852 May I interest you in our super-size menu? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3853 Yes, sir, everything, including the tuna, is to scale. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3854 Guess how we solved our menu theft problem? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3855 If you have an hour, I can let you know about tonight's specials. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3856 I"ll be back in 30 minutes to take your order. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3857 Our food is lousy...but we have the largest menu in town! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3858 We have more dishes on the back. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3859 I would recommend any of our small plates 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3860 Our customer demographics called for large print print menus. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3861 We think our new menu is perfect for our patrons who forget their reading glasses. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3862 Why such a limited menu? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3863 The tasting menu is an absolute steal at $1,299.95, Sir. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3864 I'll begin by telling you about some things that are not on the menu. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3865 Welcome to Le Cheesecake Factory, Monsieur. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3866 We were getting feedback about our sizable prices, so we scaled our menu to match. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3867 Our chef believes the menu should reflect the prices we charge. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3868 The eight page menu was just too damn heavy. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3869 It's a big menu. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3870 Is the King Crab really that big? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3871 We supersized the menu! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3872 It's not possible to order off-menu. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3873 Our wine list killed someone. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3874 Wait till you see the size of our appetizers. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3875 Soups of the day are in the next page, sir. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3876 Wait until you see the size of the entrees. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3877 The size of our menu is a refection of our high prices! 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3878 Heh, heh. That's rather a tall order, sir, if you catch my meaning. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3879 Sorry, we only Super-size the bill here. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3880 And everything on the menu is deliverable by drone. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3881 I think your gotta need a bigger piece of paper to take my order 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3882 Oh but Monsieur, here we believe that the bigger is the better! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3883 There are no small plates, only small appetites. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3884 But you should see the portions! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3885 I'm afraid we're out of the first 112 entrees. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3886 Do you need some more time? 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3887 So will it be the meat loaf or the Spam? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3888 Monsieur, I could recommend zee hamburger. It is my personal favorite... 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3889 Shall I have them bring the wine list? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3890 My suggestion is you take my suggestion 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3891 If you'd like to see the wine list you'll have to step outside. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3892 All offerings from our large print edition can be super-sized. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3893 Since we're only blocks from the UN, it's in 20 languages. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3894 May I suggest our reading glasses? 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3895 Would you like to hear the specials? It'll only take 45 minutes. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3896 Why sir, everything on the menu is special. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3897 No, sorry, the brunch menu is no longer available. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3898 The chef is very proud of his expanded menu. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3899 Would monsieur prefer the large-print menu? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3900 New menu size requirements from the Trump government. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3901 The portion sizes are American. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3902 Fine. Would that be Large, Extra Large, or Gigantic? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3903 A large list of small plates? Yes. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3904 First, are you paleo, veg, vegan, ovo-lacto, macro, gluten-free, raw, or mediterranean? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3905 I'm sorry sir, I can't bring you the wine list unless you have someone dining with you." 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3906 You get one from column A thru J, and another from column K thru Z. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3907 I see that your prices are sky high, but does your menu have to hit the ceiling 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
3908 I'll have a hamburger with nothing on it. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3909 Yes Sir, would you like me to wheel out the check? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
3910 You ought to the wine list. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
3911 Yes sir, I completely agree. Fortunately our portions remain minuscule. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3912 The kitchen is only accepting orders off the menu tonight. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
3913 Wait until you get your check! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3914 Certainly, sir. The ostrich eggs over-bigly is not only available for everyone, it is highly endorsed. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3915 I suggest the halibut and a new prescription. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3916 It's inversely related to portion size. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3917 Unlike yourself, most of our customers seem to have"lost" their reading glasses. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3918 In keeping with the times we want to give you a huge dining experience. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3919 We are big on farm to table here 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3920 Welcome to Presbyopia Restaurant. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3921 And we also have a separate gluten free menu. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3922 A lot of golfers ask us for clubs since there are so many courses on this menu. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3923 Sorry, Sir. We do not have it. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3924 Can I borrow your step ladder so I can see the desserts? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3925 You have to agree size does matter 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3926 We had to include all food disclaimers. Now, what would you like to order? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3927 Could you suggest something that’s FodMap And Vegan? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3928 I still can't read it, do you have any bigger fronts 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3929 No, sir, we only have this prix fixe menu. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3930 Well, Sir, you did ask for the "Senior Menu." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3931 Would you like to hear tonight’s chef specials? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3932 You can smell and taste each dish with our new menu. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3933 Our motto is "All the chews that's fit to print." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3934 Would you like to hear our specials, sir? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3935 may I bring you todays* specials menu? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3936 I am afraid that we cannot supersize No. 589 for you tonight. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3937 An excellent choice, however, the chef isn't big on that one! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3938 Don't worry. The portions are small. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
3939 Do you have an hour to hear our specials, sir? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
3940 The chef was classically trained in all the European cuisines. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3941 The portions are actually kind of tiny.. just like Trump's hands. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3942 Dinner is always YUGE at Don's. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3943 An image of Trump's new restaurant, circa 2023. In the president's words, "It was a yuuuge success, bigly." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3944 Omakase. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3945 I see having jumbo shrimp would be too on the nose. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
3946 I'll stick to a burger and fries - thanks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
3947 Our chef thinks off-menu is a curse word. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3948 We have added several new dishes. Our menu o=is quite extensive. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3949 Oh, our wine list is very deep. And two stories tall. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3950 I'll have the middle class please. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
3951 May I suggest the colossal burger and fries with the giant cola. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3952 Oh. Yes sir..., the appetizers are also to scale. Try the shrimp. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3953 I prefer small portions. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3954 Have you dined with us at the Cheesecake Factory before? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3955 We decided that our food would never set us apart. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3956 Yes, the menu has gotten bigger! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3957 MAY I SUGGEST? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3958 The owner realized we needed something instagram-worthy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3959 I'm sorry, sir, we don't cater to a small minded diner. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
3960 He didn't know if it was an Executive Order or a menu -- he signed it anyway. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
3961 They are bringing the crane around now with the wine list. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3962 Finally, you have a menu with a great selection and combined wine list in large print. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3963 Included on the menu, our protein's lineage. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3964 Our wine list will blow your mind! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3965 Supersize me. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3966 Certainly, sir. I'll bring you a ladder right away. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3967 All entrees are supersized! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3968 Just wait until you see the size of our portions. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3969 The big people are dining next door. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3970 Yes it is indicative of our portion sizes, but I can provide a doggie-duffle for leftovers 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3971 Would you like to hear my monologue of the specials? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3972 We balance it out with the portions. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3973 Our special today is a smaller menu written in English. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3974 The latest gastronomic sensation: feel-small plates. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3975 Well, it's not like we're requiring a book report from you. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3976 Welcome to Aaron Judge's Steak Barn... 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3977 Would you like me to shout out the specials for tonight? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3978 Yes, but wait till you see the size of your bill. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3979 The special today is side of beef. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3980 In addition to our regular menu, tonight's specials include roasted chicken salad bites, mini frittatas with quinoa, and itty-bitty sandwiches and tomato soup shooters. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3981 Bring me the kids menu 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3982 We accommodate all known and unknown food allergies and restrictions. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3983 Small plates are not available until 8:00 pm. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3984 What would you like today? A smaller menu? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3985 Can you read me the day's special again 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3986 Can I 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3987 And now, may I show you our specials? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
3988 Yes, sir, one emu cassoulet. And may the porters bring over the wine list? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3989 One entree and an appetizer will be plenty. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3990 Sir, our chef just returned from a whirlwind gastronomy tour and is asking customers to pick their favorites for the winning and final menu. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3991 Could you tell me about your specials? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3992 It's to make up for the portion sizes. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3993 For items not on the menu, we have tonights specials. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3994 Finally, a restaurant fighting back against the War on Liver and lima beans! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3995 We serve tapas, sir, and the chef has a sense of humor. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3996 Wait 'til you see our prices... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3997 Our tasting menu expresses the bounty of the season. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3998 Don't get me started on the specials 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3999 Before I order, could you please wheel-in the wine list? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4000 May I suggest the Brobdingnagian salad? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4001 No, I'm not ready to order yet. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
4002 Perhaps you would prefer my novel? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4003 Yes, our tasting menu does have 400 courses. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4004 And for dessert... 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4005 Welcome to chez Brobdingnag. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4006 That's our 'Supersize Me' Menu. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4007 Ready? Would you like a few more hours? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4008 Sir, not only will you have the most choices you've ever seen, but by the time you finished reading you'll be so hungry you'll be able to eat TWO of our best entrees! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4009 Oh? The menu? It makes everyone's hands look smaller. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4010 Worst nightmare of the indecisive 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4011 It's the Trump menu. You have to hold it with your tiny hands.... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4012 Do you have any questions about the menu? No, but I hope the bill isn't this big. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4013 Yes, it is the president's favortie restaurant. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4014 Full disclosure. The dessert menu has its own zip code. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4015 We specialize in very small, expensive portions. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4016 This is our large plates menu. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4017 Do you see anything you like, Sir, or can I get you a periscope? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4018 If you would prefer, we also have a larger dinner menu. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4019 I need more time. Can you come back in an hour? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4020 Let me tell you about our chefs specials this evening. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4021 Everything is on the menu. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4022 Iam in way over my head...I'll have the chicken soup! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4023 Yes, sir, I did own a diner before this. How did you know? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4024 The menu comes with an unabridged copy of Moby Dick. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4025 You're a non-lactase vegan? We have nothing for you. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4026 May I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4027 It's so true! My eyes are waaaaay bigger than my stomach will EVER be.... 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4028 Do you by chance have a gluten free menu? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4029 And when you're ready, sir, I'll have some of the guys wheel in the wine list. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4030 Yes, “YUUGE” is clever, Sir. We hear that a lot here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4031 We're also a conglomerate 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4032 I could bring you our iMenu, but it's the same size. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4033 Honey, your menu is getting in my face again. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4034 That is the children's menu. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4035 No worries Sir. I'll come back in half an hour. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4036 No, there is literally nothing you can order off the menu. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4037 Yes sir, it is quite a large menu. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4038 Would you care to see the wine list? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4039 We prefer to list the Specials of the Day one year at a time. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4040 Do you have an hour to hear our specials today? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4041 Hungry are we ? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4042 Sort of an ironic amuse bouche menu, huh? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4043 Ah, I see you're considering our Trump lunch specials... 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4044 You have a big decision to make 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4045 My favorite part is the bottom line. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4046 Now the menu matches the size of the bill! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4047 If you prefer I can bring you the a la carte menu. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4048 No tuna! Cheese burger. No fries! Chips. No Coke! Pepsi. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4049 Or would you prefer the Braille menu? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4050 I recommend the fettuccini. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
4051 so if you're not gonna order anything... can i drink your wine. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4052 So, how big are the portions here? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4053 Something to drink,Mr Rushdie? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4054 Do you see anything you like? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4055 Wondering about the size of the bill, George decided on a glass of water. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4056 We do have filet mignon, Sir. It is number 278 on the left hand page. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4057 I'm afraid we're out of the filet, steak tips, veal shank, grilled salmon, scallops, lobster ravioli, roast chicken, lamb chops, pork tenderloin, and the risotto. Are you ready to order? 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4058 I'd like to see the dessert options before I make a decision 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4059 Can I get the blood of an Englishman on the slide? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4060 And we have a few hundred specials tonight as well... first, crab legs splayed on mahogany with a coconut ragú, then there's a duck comfit accented with barley and corn flakes; third we have... 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4061 Very big things are happening here. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4062 No, it's a la cart. The portions are big too. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4063 I'll have the small plate special. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4064 I can't find anything I like on this menu. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4065 Our chef thinks the whole small plate thing is so not nouvelle. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4066 Questions? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4067 I thought we were done with supersizing. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4068 Shall I wheel out our wine list? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4069 Our special tonight is jumbo shrimp. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4070 I'll have the baby shrimp on steroids please. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
4071 For the "Small Plates" menu, I'm afraid, you'll have to go on-line. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4072 I'm afraid we don't have that sir. Would you like to see the drink menu? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4073 Information overload is all the rage. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4074 May I suggest something off the menu.? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4075 while you decide, can i start you off with an appetizer? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4076 Any interest in the full side-of-beef special? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4077 Oh, sorry. We're out of that. 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
4078 Our chef doesn't believe in short orders. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4079 May I recommend item number E5,320? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
4080 That's the one with the prices. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4081 We specialize in small plate dishes. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4082 May I suggest “May I ask you to repeat what your wife just said about tonight’s specials. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4083 Ah, the Andean Elk... Excellent choice! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4084 Would you like to hear about our extra large specials? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4085 Would you like to hear the list of goodies that didn't make it onto our menu? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4086 Would you care for a small salad to accompany your side of beef, sir? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4087 Since the success of the blue pill, the boss thinks that everything bigger is better. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4088 Why, yes, the gluten-free options are on page twenty-seven. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4089 Yes, but what are your gluten-free options? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4090 Indeed it is, sir. Our motto is ‘Food writ large’. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4091 Very good Sir, one bowl of the Warhol Soup Special coming right up. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4092 The choice is daunting but the plates are small. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4093 Hi. My name is Hilary and I'll be your sherpa tonight. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4094 I would like the small salad. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4095 I’m on a diet. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4096 Uhmmm - you might need something a little larger to write on. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4097 Did you save room for dessert? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4098 Our oversized menu makes it less obvious that you are dining alone tonight. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4099 Indeed, we couldn't be prouder of serving the biggest menu in town! 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
4100 Chef says “To Hell with molecular!” 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
4101 And today's special is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
4102 We have the biggest menu in the city! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4103 Our consultant suggested fewer pages. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4104 And the 84th special we have tonight is... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4105 Small plates are so last year. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4106 I'm sorry, we're out of menus for our small plates 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4107 We try to compensate with tiny servings. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4108 Would you like to see the tapestry of specials? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4109 Sir, we’re out of item #3, so you’ll need to choose between #1 and 2. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4110 Let me tell you about the specials NOT listed on the menu. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4111 That is the Tapas menu 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4112 Do you need a couple more minutes with the fine print, Sir? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4113 Just look at the top left for a list of our sides. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4114 Are the meals as big as the menu? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4115 I'll have the same thing as always 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4116 For some really large numbers we can wheel over the Specials List. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4117 If you give me an hour, I'll tell you our specials. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4118 I'll have the REALLY big salad. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4119 Yes of course sir. Our menus are so big because our staff have extremely small penises. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4120 Oui monsieur, I am certain there is no brontosaurus burger on the menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4121 Great choice. And what would you like for your 73 side dishes? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4122 May I interest you in Specials? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4123 ...but sir...ze children's menu iz for children. You are not a child, are you? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4124 It's Written In 100 Different Languages ! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4125 I'm sorry, sir, but it takes two people to peruse our wine list. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4126 My my, sir, you must have a hefty appetite! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4127 Welcome to Bunyan's. Might I suggest starting with the seared oxtails? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4128 Shall I take your order now, sir, or would you prefer to have a few hours to look over the menu first. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4129 While you're looking at the menu, let me go over our specials. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4130 I recommend for monsieur a grilled cheese sandwich. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4131 Bigger? Only the check and my attitude. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4132 I'm sure the sir will be very pleased with our dessert cart as well. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4133 Excuse me, do you have a version without the FDA nutrition labeling? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4134 Yes, and the wine list is a killer. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4135 You requested the large print menu sir. Are you ready to order? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4136 Some say it makes up for the small servings. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4137 Would you like to hear today's chef specials? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4138 I'm sorry sir, we're not serving House Fries because the Senate can't even pass the salt. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4139 I recommend one of the small plates. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4140 Will Monsieur acceptera les conditions d'utilisation? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4141 I'm sorry. We no longer have a small plates menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4142 That isn't on the menu; we'll put in a special request to the chef. Hold onto your menu, and I'll confirm. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4143 Our sommelier will be arriving by forklift with the wine list. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4144 Why so huge? Donald Trump owns this establishment. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4145 We find ordering goes better now. Our older diners do not like to admit they need reading glasses. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4146 May I suggest the larger cut of our house filet mignon? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4147 Is our wine list a bit overwhelming, sir? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4148 May I bellow about our specials tonight? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4149 Have you not eaten at Noah's Ark before? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4150 I hope that you're hungry 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4151 I would avoid the Cervelle de Veau 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4152 And for our specials... 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4153 Sorry, we're out of the peanut butter sandwiches. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4154 Yes, the portions are quite large. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4155 I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept menu substitutions. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4156 I would just go with the House Special, Sir. Most of it is just fine print. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4157 Would you like to see the adult's menu? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4158 I'm not sure you can handle our wine list 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4159 Wait until you see our portion size 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4160 Do you find our new large print menu easier to read, sir? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4161 Grand appétit. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4162 It's not all you eat, it's all you can lift 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4163 Would you like a ladder with that, sir? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4164 Would you like to see our lite menu? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4165 If I tilt it can you read me the wine list? It's way up there in the top right corner. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4166 Welcome to the Big Leagues, Mr. Jones. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4167 That's our Supersized extra Glu-tton menu, sir. It is our most requested menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4168 May I suggest one of our specials of the day; you'll find them on pages 1-13. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4169 The taste and quality are equally enhanced, sir. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4170 Do you have Mac and Cheese? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4171 Seemed like a natural -- after bigger portions and higher prices. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4172 Our short order cook is off. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4173 We like to have a complete list of all the things we're out of. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4174 Would you like the kids menu? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4175 It compensates for our small servings. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4176 His Crusifiction is good, but this Pieta is simply breathtaking! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4177 I'm sorry, Tuesdays our menu is limited. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4178 Let me tell you tonight's specials. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4179 It saves us from having to keep reading glasses at the hostess stand. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4180 Yes sir big menu small portions. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4181 When my wife gets here can we get slightly smaller menus? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4182 Yes! We heard Alec Baldwin was stopping in and were looking for an excuse for him to say "Huge....really, really, huge!" 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4183 We have many specials today - may I please read them to you? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4184 I''ll have the Trump steak 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4185 Waiter, So what are today’s specials? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4186 Mr Trump is proud we have the biggest menu in any restuarant in Florida 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4187 Tonight's special is Mini Sliders! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4188 To be honest, our marketing consultant says this will meaningfully increase the number of orders for the chef's tasting menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4189 I am sorry, sir - we don't serve decafe coffee 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4190 Our chef doesn't believe in the paradox of choice. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4191 And what will wee be having? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4192 Is the menu printed on recycled paper originally obtained from sustainable forests? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4193 I'll just have the caesar salad, please. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4194 I've already had two hernia operations 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4195 I don't think I have a big enough appetite. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4196 Hi, folks, welcome to Mega Menus. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4197 You can find vegetarian options on page 10 and gluten free on page 13. Our peanut free peanut brittle dessert just sold out. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4198 You realize that you're ordering from the kiddie menu? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4199 Most people order the salad. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4200 I'll have the senior special 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4201 Do you offer half orders? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4202 In addition to our standard menu selections, we have thirty-two specials this evening. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4203 We also have a big-print version. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4204 Today we are offering 6000 "specials of the day"--please check the left side of the menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4205 That's correct sir. You are the special. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4206 It's for people whose eyes are bigger than their stomach. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4207 Sir, we have a number of unique specials today. Would you like to hear them? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4208 I think we’re ok on the drink menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4209 In this era of 'fake news', sir, consider it proof every portion is large. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4210 Our wine list is exclusive and carefully curated; comparatively speaking. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4211 So, do you guys have fries? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4212 For starters, may I recommend something from our wide selection of surveys, petitions and quizzes? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4213 Sorry, we had no more cheaters to lend. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4214 The bad news is the chef doesn't do specials. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4215 I'm sorry sir, the children's menu is not available with wine. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4216 We got a really good deal on them. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4217 And we have so many specials too. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4218 As you can see, our gluten-free options are more plentiful than ever. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4219 Would you like to borrow our binoculars? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4220 That's just the specials -- would you like the a la carte menu? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4221 Sure its big. Wait till you see the wine list! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4222 No, I want the petit dejeuner menu! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4223 One of each? That will be 2 million dollars. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
4224 Thank you for noticing, sir. I believe you will find the prices are compatible. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4225 The specials will only take another half hour. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4226 We are out of everything except the $60 Filet Mignon served with a pat of truffle butter. How would you like that cooked? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4227 I’ll just have the side salad 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
4228 We refer to it as the G.O.P/Trumpian menu, Greatly Overstate Portions 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4229 Water with lemon, Sir? I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're all out of that! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4230 Do you agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the chef from and against any loss should the eggs come out a little on the runnier side? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4231 I need a few more hours 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4232 So where is the kids menu? 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
4233 That? A small charge for menu access. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4234 I would be happy to give you a normal size menu if your tastes are pedestrian. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4235 Since we're no longer accepting tips we've been able to expand our menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4236 ...and something for a starter? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4237 Do you have anything that's Whole30? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4238 Do you have an ate before you came section. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4239 Our prices are well represented by our menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4240 We're happy to provide binoculars, locally sourced on Canal Street. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4241 It's a side effect of Big Farming. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4242 I'll have the kids' meal. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4243 I'm sorry sir, we discontinued that item on our menu. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4244 What are your portions like? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4245 We wanted everyone to know that we are not part of that "small plates" trend. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4246 So, I am guessing you don't serve small plates. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4247 big prices require a big menue 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4248 It's temporary from our flagship restaurant in Brobdingnag. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4249 This menu is inconvenient. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4250 Our menu is our raison d'être. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4251 I'm sorry, we don't have any large print menus. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4252 Would you like to look over our Reader's Digest version of the menu? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4253 We're very enthusiastic about the broiled giraffe. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4254 Are the jumbo spot prawns enlarged to show detail? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4255 - Do not worry, it is just too big printed font. Your bill will be smaller. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4256 We also have drinks, deserts, and specials, but only in the menu for our myopic patrons. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4257 Imagine Morgan Freeman narrating, each episode covering a different section of the menu. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4258 I'll have the petit fours please. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4259 Have you seen today’s specials? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4260 Large or small? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4261 Well, management says that a colossal menu will make our ridiculous prices seem more reasonable. So, would you like to hear about today's specials? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4262 I think I’ll just have the tapas and a look at the wine list. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4263 Yes sir, we do have the big salad. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4264 I recommend the small plates 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4265 Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4266 This restaurant has a large menu. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4267 May I tell you all of our specials for today? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4268 We are actually an anti-portion control establishment. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4269 Our special today is elephant tartar. It’s grand! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4270 Well yes, gluten-free options ARE a tall order! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4271 I'm sorry sir. We have just one kind, and we are out of the soup. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4272 And would you like that super-sized? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4273 And today's special is pork chop. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4274 Wait till I bring the list of lunch specials. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4275 It's our Stock Market Menu. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4276 It's our regular menu plus Gluten-Free, Vegan, Vegetarian, Paleo, Ketogenic, Mediterranean, South Beach, Atkins, Weight Watchers, Raw and Lactose-Free choices. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4277 Its a reflection on the size of your bill , sir. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4278 Hey, tag us when you post about it on Instagram, OK? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4279 What? No specials this week? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4280 Do you have anything that´s not gluten-free? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4281 We also have 57 Specialities of the Day 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4282 We also have a number of Specials you may be interested in. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4283 Would you like an hour with the menu? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4284 I recommend the special on the board 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4285 Would you like to hear the specials for this evening? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4286 I told you we had a big menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4287 Oh Albert, this time I have my glasses 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4288 Can I get you some binoculars? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4289 Can I get a grilled cheese with bacon? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4290 Our Chef was inspired by Donald Trump's Tweets 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4291 The delicious irony is the small plates are really small. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4292 Sentimentality has no place in art. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4293 Can I see your wine list? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4294 Am I allowed to mix and match the combos? I'd like the Witchetty Grub from number 1066, the Shiokara from number 1492, and the Sannakji from number 1616. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4295 Our menu was edited by Malcolm Gladwell. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4296 We discourage the use of reading glasses. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4297 Welcome to Cheesecake Factory! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4298 Would you like a ladder to read the appetizers ? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4299 If you have to ask, you can't afford it. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4300 I can give you a few hours, if you need more time. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4301 Good evening sir. The chef's recommendation for the first course is a ladder. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4302 I'll take one of everything, please. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4303 Might I suggest our list of fine wines before making your dinner selections. However I must warn you, our grand livre of superb wines is rather large. Please do not hesitate to allow me to summon a few waiters to fetch it. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4304 Look closely and you'll see the silhouette of Abraham Lincoln. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4305 Would Monsieur like a little more time? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4306 If monsiuer’s eyes are bigger than his stomach I’d recommend this menu! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4307 We've recently right-sized our menu 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4308 It's all that's left to super-size. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4309 I bet you wish now you’d taken that speed reading class your mother had recommended the summer before freshman year. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4310 Hope this works for you, we are all out of reading glasses today. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4311 Wanna hear the specials? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4312 Precisely sir, all available dishes tonight are listed under the tablecloth for your convenience. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4313 Can I offer you anything off of Trump's Whine menu? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4314 Ready to order. . .or would you like to take a few more hours? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4315 OF COURSE THE PORTIONS ARE SMALLER 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4316 Our whole menu is cheaper than the iPhone X 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4317 I recommend the 120-ounce ribeye. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4318 Sorry sir we are out of the 50 pound lobster. Care to try the whole moose? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4319 Would you care to hear the dessert menu? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4320 Monsieur we have such an international clientele, the menu is printed in twenty two languages! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4321 You can also order online, Monsieur. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4322 We have the biggest menu in town! 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4323 And if it's too meta for you, might I suggest the kid's menu? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4324 It's our way of hiding those who are dining alone. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4325 May I recommend the large plate special? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4326 Would you care to see the specials. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4327 And when your meal arrives, it doubles as a photo booth. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4328 Today's specials are on top of the menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4329 I highly recommend our small plates. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4330 Thanks for your order...just slide the menu in its holder. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4331 Welcome to TrumphandsandTexas Cafe. May I help you? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4332 I'm afraid that's not on the menu. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4333 Let me tell you about the specials 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4334 Our tasting menu is a little on the bold side. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4335 I see you all take your cheesecake menu very seriously..... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4336 Would you like our busboys to bring you a wine list? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4337 I hope you're hungry.... 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4338 I'll explain it like this: Have you seen the movie, Spinal Tap? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4339 I'll have the Recession Special hot dogs with sauerkraut 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4340 Would you care to hear today's specials? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4341 Would you like to hear the specials? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4342 Each entree comes with a gym membership. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4343 I recommend the Elaine Benes Big Salad. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4344 It's the adult menu, Sir. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4345 It’s our “Simple Choices Menu.” 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4346 What would you like to order from the large menu you ordered? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4347 I can't guarantee that the bill will be smaller. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4348 Got any liverwurst? 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4349 It's designed for those with a large appetite! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4350 May the record reflect your choice for the appetizer? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4351 I'm sorry, we don't serve chicken. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4352 Would you like to see our Prix Fixe menu as well. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4353 Don't worry. The portions are not actually very large. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4354 Our new chef is quite creative 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4355 Now we don't need to keep reading glasses on hand 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4356 I can tell you about our specials now. I hope you don't have plans for the evening. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4357 "Elephantine" is certainly the word, sir. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4358 Are you interested in hearing about tonight's specials, numbers 26 through 50? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4359 Yes sir, and what would you like from our supersized menu? 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4360 Would you like to hear our specials for the day???? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4361 Transparency can be voluminous...! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
4362 Especially for ze lawyers, monsieur. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4363 I recommend one-half an appetizer unless you're really hungry. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
4364 Sir, would you please put the life-sized Sport's Illustrated away. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
4365 Oh let me get you a regular menu, this one's for Big Foot. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4366 It's large type for our older patrons. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4367 The big menu makes up for the small servings. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4368 Welcome to PC Bistro, we have choices for all palettes and cater to all patrons’ cuisines. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4369 What wouldn't you recommend? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4370 Monsour, ve assume your vallet iss ass big. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4371 May I recommend the mini shrimp? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4372 We wanted to be victually inclusive 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4373 It's much smaller on the inside. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4374 My mistake,this is the children menu. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4375 You can try to order off the menu. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4376 ..., or I can get some pizza from down the street. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4377 It balances out the extremely small portions we provide. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4378 Dinner here is always YUGE. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4379 WELCOME TO SENIORS' LARGE PRINT SPECIAL NIGHT 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4380 sorry, we serve small plates only... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4381 Our special this evening is short ribs with petite peas and baby potatoes all smothered in a gravy reduction. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4382 It's a POTUS design; the best designer in the whole world. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4383 You'll want to hear all of today's specials. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4384 Do you have an hour to hear about the specials? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4385 We prepare our potatoes 365 different ways, but, yes, no French fries.” 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4386 It's the new celebrity chef. He told us to think big. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4387 The alternative was large portions. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4388 Would you like to hear our specials, sir? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4389 It's our new large-type early bird menu. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4390 Would monsieur rather the kiddie menu? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4391 The bearers will be here with the wine list in a moment. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4392 Those are the specials. I'm her to tell you about the regular menu. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4393 Our guests seem to appreciate not needing reading glasses. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4394 Welcome to The Cheesecake Factory, sir. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4395 You should see the prices 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4396 We've expanded our 'small plate' selection on our menu. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4397 The wine list comes in 4 volumes 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4398 The portions are rather large as well... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4399 A comically large menu may seem silly now, but you should've seen Trump's reaction. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4400 Have you and the madame joined us before? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4401 Let me tell you about the specials 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4402 Would you be interested in seeing the daily specials menu? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4403 My name is Gustave. I am your server today. Let me tell you about our specials. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4404 What's in the "antidisestablishmentarianism soup"? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4405 We provide a dining experience more challenging than a simple all you can eat. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4406 The reservation was made by an extremely important leader of the free world with big hands. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
4407 The top line recommendation is out of sight! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4408 We're trying to discourage off menu orders. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4409 One small plate for a man.... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4410 May I recommend the mini shrimp? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4411 Yes the menu is HUGE but rest assured the portions are TINY ! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4412 I'll have the #9,039 - rare. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4413 I'd rather have the large size drink. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4414 Are your portions as large as your menu? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4415 May I suggest our speed reading tutorial to go with your aperitif? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4416 Unable to get library cards, homeless readers hid books around the library to ensure they could return to them later 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4417 For when your stomach is bigger than your eyes! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4418 It's time to order as the hour is now up. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4419 If you've got the time, I'd like to tell you about our specials. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4420 Certain of our customers, who shall remain nameless, seem to run off with the regular sized ones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4421 I meant differently when I said I have a big appetite. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4422 The portions are smaller than you'd think. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4423 We decided to elevate the Greek family restaurant concept to another level. I recommend item trois cent vingt-quatre. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4424 Quite a grand opening, isn't it? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4425 To make room for your cheeseburger, I'll need your help to carry the menu back to the kitchen. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4426 Would you like to try the kids menu? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4427 You are what you eat. You're a pig. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4428 Would you like to see the Wine List? and save some room for desert. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4429 May I suggest the kiddie menu. It has smaller proportions. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4430 Funny you should ask, our appetizers ARE big! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4431 I’m sorry sir. We’re out of the sole. Will you need more time? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4432 That's our a la carte menu. If you wish, I can show you the early bird special which includes salad, a choice of entrée, dessert and one beverage. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4433 -Would you like a little more time? --I'd like a word with the manager. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4434 And for the next hour, I would like to go over our specials 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4435 Sir, yes this is just the menu for our wines by the glass, would you like to see our large wine list? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4436 We like to keep our macrophiliac customers happy. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4437 Yes, we’re comphensating. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4438 After yesterday's incident we felt obligated to spotlight food allergies 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4439 The management consultants recommended a bigger menu. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4440 We received so many suggestions for a larger menu, Sir. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4441 We want to be a leading indicator of inflation. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4442 Is this your first time dining with us here at Napoleans? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4443 Actually, we're small. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4444 Yes, we had been getting criticisms on our small print but, as you can clearly see, that is no longer a problem. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4445 If you'd like I can narrate our specials. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4446 Yes yes, options are good, but do you need six different types of Bundt cake? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4447 Our chef has OCD. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4448 Sir, May I suggest our small plates? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4449 We ARE big. It's the patrons that got small. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4450 You did ask for the Large-Type menu, Sir. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4451 Elephant is on special this week. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
4452 Yes! We’re back to our pre-recession prices. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4453 The luncheon specials are listed on page 87. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
4454 Our chef has been to ALL of the finest culinary schools. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
4455 It's a very large farm 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4456 Item 935 is tasty, sir. Or, would you prefer one of the other selections? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4457 The small print it's just a disclaimer 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4458 Prices have gone higher since you were last here. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4459 I didn't realize this is what you meant when you asked me if I wanted to supersize. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4460 Sorry sir, we don’t have that on the menu ! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4461 Wait until you see how big the check is. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4462 Shall I have our helicopter deliver the wine list? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4463 Sir, the Sparks Notes menu is only available on the terrace 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4464 Isn't it nice not to have to deal with all of those annoying pages. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4465 Yes, Claes Oldenburg is a friend of the owners. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4466 Sir, that is the child's menu 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4467 What will it be Mr Gulliver? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
4468 As a reminder, our portions are small. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4469 I'll come back in a day. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
4470 "I am so glad you are eating alone tonight Monsieur. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
4471 We had to substitute the menu because we didn't have a cake large enough for the stripper to jump out of. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4472 Don’t panic. The menu’s big but the portions are small. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4473 To complement the chef's ego, we feature wine in Imperials, Methuselahs, and Jeroboams only. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
4474 May I recommend the giant squid special? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4475 Is Monsieur FINALLY done? (Nicholas Rohatyn, age 9) 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4476 It's all proportional, the bill is just as large. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4477 The menu is indicative of the size of the check sir 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4478 I’ll have the steak. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4479 If you think our menu is big, wait till you see our portions. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4480 I understand, so how would you like your burger cook? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4481 Sir, In this restaurant SIZE really does matter! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4482 Sorry sir, but I thought you were looking for the seniors' special. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4483 You should see the specials board. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4484 So will it be the burger with fries or without fries with your choice of wine? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4485 Yes sir, everything is a la carte at this restaurant. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4486 Just a burger and fries today? We just recently expanded our menu. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4487 How big are the martinis? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4488 The portions are huge! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4489 The chef changed our motto from, "Eat Petite, Be Petite" to "Eat Grand, Be Grand." 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4490 I agree. But the chef says small plates are so last century. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4491 This is our large-font menu, courtesy of the chef. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4492 No sir, our chicken does not have any growth hormones in it. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4493 Sorry, we’re all out of champagne magnums, jumbo shrimp and porterhouse steak. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4494 May I suggest the cheeseburger and fries? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4495 What's good today? The ambience! 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4496 All our dishes are locally sourced from delivery restaurants within a ten block radius 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4497 Our menus are why we can place our tables so far apart. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4498 Overwhelming? We have staff members to help. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4499 Could I offer you a complimentary ladder? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4500 What are today's specials? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4501 I didn't think you could handle the adult menu. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4502 Our new mega-menu offers a vast array of delectable dishes--everything from aardvark to zebra. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4503 Peanut butter without jelly? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4504 Did you think it was fake news that at the Trump Hotel we have the "Yoougest" menu in the world? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4505 The prices? You are joking, right? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4506 Of course, please feel free to order off of the menu if there is nothing you see that catches your fancy. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4507 Wait 'til you see the portions. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4508 I CAN COME BACK IN AN HOUR! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4509 1. You should see the dinner menu. 2. We just added vegetarian options 3. Would you like to see the wine list? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4510 GUARANTEE: IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT ON THIS MENU, YOU DON'T WANT IT11 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4511 David had thought the portion sizes had been getting smaller, but he concluded that he must have been mistaken. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4512 As you see, here at Chez Trump we have a HUGE menu to choose from. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4513 why did I bother with makeup? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4514 It's makes up for our small servings size. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4515 Why don’t you super surprise me? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4516 So that will be the Texas steak special for both you and the lady? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4517 Would you like to supersize the drinks menu as well? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4518 Yes Sir, "Jumbo" is officially a thing now." 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4519 Today's specials? The wine list? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4520 It's Trump Tower, it has to be the biggest ever menu!! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4521 This gives a complete explanation of your order, Sir. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4522 Will you be ordering from the Senior's menu this evening? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4523 The better for you to see with, Sir. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4524 May I suggest dinner number 637 with our jelly bean gravy... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4525 Hello, my name is Bertrand and I will be your server tonight. Would you like freshly ground pepper on whatever you order? Any questions you have about the menu I have less than zero interest in answering. I'll be back in an hour for your order. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4526 Size, oh yes sir but we find it takes the sting out of the bill. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4527 Monsieur did say he has a giant appetite. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4528 We're merging with Cracker Barrel, and Texas Roadhouse, and Olive Garden, and .... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4529 Look through the menu. I will be back in three hours to take your order, sir. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4530 You'll enjoy our portion sizes. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4531 I'll have the whale platter 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4532 I'll have a small chef's special. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4533 We also have an exceptionally large wine list. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4534 And for you sir? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4535 Wow, this menu is very large. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4536 We also offer lunch size portions... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4537 Do you have a big salad? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4538 ... and would the gentleman care to hear about today's specials? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4539 I'm not ready yet, I can't find my glasses. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4540 The large print edition brings in more boomers. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4541 would you like to visit our wine archives before dinner? ? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4542 Those are the starters. Just let me know when you are ready and I'll use the two-wheeler to bring in the first volume of the main menu. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4543 No, monsieur. It is not representative of the portion sizes. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4544 this menu seems too large to be local 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4545 I thought choice meats referred to the quality 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4546 We needed a menu commensurate with the prices. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4547 We felt with the smaller portions a larger menu made sense 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4548 As you can see, here at Chez Jacques, jumbo shrimp is not an oxymoron. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4549 I'll give you some time. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4550 Introvert Dining Patron: "Are you sure no one can see me?" 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4551 We get our food from Costco. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4552 “How would you like that overcooked? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4553 Small plates aren't popular anymore. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4554 The chef is a masochist. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4555 Pardon, Monsieur. May I suggest our Grease Burger. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4556 Ah # 82 chef special he's off today. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4557 This is the new menu in honor of receiving our fifth Michelin galaxy. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4558 The digital revolution has not affected our business yet. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4559 We enlarged our menu when we noticed most of our over 50 customers had short arms. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4560 Mais oui -- supersize you. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4561 I have the gluten free menu right here, sir. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4562 A Triple Whopper? Excellent choice, sir! Would you care to over-size that order for an additional $2.99? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4563 Would it help if I just gave you tonight's specials? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4564 Customers end up ordering substantially more than they normally would. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4565 Yes, we now Supper Size 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4566 Our portions are quite generous sir. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4567 I'm exhausted from all these options. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4568 It’s a counterpoint to the small playes 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4569 I've changed my mind again-I want it *with* the jumbo shrimp. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4570 It's an homasge to Julia Child. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4571 For starters, we recommend the 'Côté de Boeuf', which is a side of beef. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4572 Might I suggest the goat balls? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4573 Do you have a ladder? Or would you prefer to just tell me about the appetizers? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4574 We super-sized our menu. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4575 That is the regular menu, sir. You should see our large print version; comes in on a crane. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4576 I recommend the short stack. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4577 We're compensating as all our plate sizes are really small. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
4578 Would you like to hear about our specials as well? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4579 Please tip accordingly. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4580 Just wait until you see the size of your bill. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4581 Does all that come with a bag of chips? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4582 We call it out TRUMP MENU...the biggest and best!!! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4583 And just how big are the slab of ribs? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4584 You'll have to sign a waiver if you want to see the wine list. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4585 If you are having trouble reading the menu, we can provide you with readers. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4586 Waiter: Are you ready to order sir? Customer:Yes. I will just order some Chicken Tenders. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4587 You understand, sir, that we pride ourselves on our full menu. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4588 The specials? They're are on the blackboard. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4589 The petit filet. Very good Sir. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4590 No we don't have any ladders. "I thought you said lobster....no we don't have ladders. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4591 Yes sir! Very good sir! That will be one order of "the everything and the kitchen sink". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4592 Do you have any questions about tonight's menu? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4593 And let me tell you about our seventeen specials we have for tonight. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4594 Is this why things are so overpriced? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4595 Welcome to Trump Luxury restaurants. Would you like to hear our specials? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4596 Apologies sir, but there are no specials tonight, so you’ll have to choose from among our two thousand six hundred and forty-one offerings. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4597 And today's special is chicken soup 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4598 Unfortunately Sir, we're also out of that - how about a nice ham sandwich. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4599 Portion control is a big issue, sir. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4600 People complained the menu wasn’t big enough. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4601 Perhaps just a simple Salisbury Steak? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4602 We're featuring larger portions this evening. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4603 That's alternate information, the servings are actually very small. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4604 Here's a hint: There's a reasonably-priced dish somewhere in column five. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4605 This menu is for our seniors who have difficulty reading small print. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4606 And will the gentleman care to super-size his oysters this evening, for a dollar extra? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4607 Condensed milk is on another menu. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4608 I wonder how you guessed that, sir. Our large servings are indeed very large. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4609 It's all about the ingredients. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4610 I read the small print only as a last resort. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4611 A Michelin Man restaurant 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4612 I'm sorry sir but they only come in large portions 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4613 Adaptation. A customer on yelp complained he could not read the menu. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4614 Hold it between my KNEES? What kind of talk is that? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4615 The name change to 'Tout pour tous' meant a bigger menu 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4616 How big are your entrees? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4617 Sir, may I supersize your burger and fries? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4618 Sir, the large print menu entitles you to the senior discount. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4619 I just needed more light to read the regular menu. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4620 Why, yes, the portions are large. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4621 I’d recommend a small plate. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4622 Of course we have Hamburgers here-- Page 12, Columns 3 thru 8 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4623 Tonight's special is one golden egg over easy topped with the blood of an Englishman. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4624 The new owners made their money designing billboards. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4625 Yes, I realize it says "Today's Specials". But "Today's Specials" are now, technically speaking, "Yesterday's Specials". 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4626 Trump wanted the most choices on a menu that the world has ever seen. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4627 No shrimp cocktail? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4628 Yes, we're overcompensating for our new small plate menu. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4629 Would you like to hear about tonight's specials? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4630 To enhance your dining experience, we include side effects disclaimers for each item. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4631 Our wine list is even bigger, sir. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4632 You're gonna need a bigger pad 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4633 Here, a menu with pictures of our dishes. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
4634 We also have a little kids menu. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4635 Ahh chef usta own a dina. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4636 one bowl of plain mashed potato, very good choice sir, will that be all? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4637 Unfortunately, we can't do any of them gluten free. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4638 The Chef's a Texan. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4639 Desserts are on page twelve next to the Weight Watcher's ad. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4640 Correct, our menus are shareable. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4641 It's certainly grown over the years 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4642 Ill have a hamburger rare and a diet coke. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4643 It works better for Instagram 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4644 Welcome to War and Peace. Do you need a few more months with the menu? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4645 Yes, we're home to Manhattan's only 6 day prix fix 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4646 "Is it just me or do these menus keep getting smaller?' 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4647 Excess begins with the menu. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4648 Our House Special tonight is braised whale shark stuffed with ostrich... it's delightful. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4649 Our chef is gustatorialy far sighted but leans toward small plates. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4650 One poached cheeks of coelacanth topped with Uruguayan beaver cheese. Fries with that? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4651 Why, yes, I do take tall orders. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
4652 The jumbo shrimp are to die for. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4653 And as for wine, I can recommend a little something that that will stand up nicely to it. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4654 And our prices are big to match. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4655 May I explain the menu for you? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4656 Yes sir. That's the appetiser menu. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
4657 We've found people like to eat their emotions away, so we reserve the loneliness menu for people dining alone. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
4658 You needen't ask about prices! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4659 We are know for our large menu and small plates. This menu doesn't have the prices printed so that you can enjoy your repast without guilt or remorse. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
4660 Yes, I will be happy to bring you the kids’ menu. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4661 Would Monsieur prefer to order from the kids menu? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4662 It’s a big menu for small plates. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4663 Our Daily Special is very popular. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4664 With so many of our aging clientele asking for reading glasses, we just opted for a larger font. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4665 Some of our menu items may be sourced from local restaurants. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4666 I'd like to have the entree number 168 but with asparagus instead of broccoli. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4667 The wine serving appears smaller in real life than the menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4668 we are just trying to compensate for our portions, sir. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4669 Can I see the audiobook version? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4670 Ah yes, we cover all things from gluten to vegans. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4671 Quit complaining. It’s shorter than War and Peace. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4672 It’s our menu for people who don’t have a cellphone flashlight 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4673 Forget the specials. We're out of everything. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4674 For a starter, I recommend the stepladder. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4675 Hmm, I don't know, everything is really good. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4676 That's right, sir. We never delete items. We just keep adding them. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4677 Our dessert special this week is Alka Seltzer over Pepto Bismol ice cream! 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4678 If you'd like to hear the specials I'll have to book you a room for the night. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4679 Our newest feature is the calorie count. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4680 I'll just have the house salad, you have a very limited selection tonight. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4681 Now that your mother-in-law can't see you, could I interest you in some gluten-free appetizers? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4682 The chef felt a need to emphasise the height of our ceiling. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4683 That's our specialty menu 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4684 You should see our dessert menu. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4685 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted the lunch menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4686 It's our international menu; written in the language of your choice. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4687 A shrimp for the shrimp tonight sir? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4688 I'm sorry, we are out of steak. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4689 When you are at an all you can eat restaurant. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4690 And our braille menu has its own hiking trial. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4691 It’s now slightly bigger because we’ve included the wine list. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4692 Wait till you see how my wife eats. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4693 No sir the deserts would not fit on this menu. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4694 Recent studies show that large photos of food stimulate hunger centers and result in higher levels of satisfaction. We aim to please. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4695 May I get that for you in 4K Ultra HD? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4696 Th/at is our new Windy-City-Qwad-Cheez-Dubl-TurDucken WidrSlidr. Comes with a side of Kale Slaw. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4697 Surprisingly, we don’t have. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4698 I can't wait all night! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4699 Don't let the menu fool you. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4700 The President said to get you anything you want, Senator Corker. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4701 The menu size is based on prices, but the portions are quite tiny, don't worry. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4702 Uh, no I don't think I want to hear about your specials tonight. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4703 White House wine is today's special. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4704 Will this be for here or the hernia ward? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4705 As you may have noticed, tonight's fare is quite heavy! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4706 I think I will have the whole menu tonight. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4707 May I suggest the Amuse-bouche. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4708 And we match our competitors' offering. Please let us know. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4709 Might I recommend a smaller menu? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4710 [borat voice] yes, greek diner famous for having big menu. now, you want cheeburger? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4711 May I order off the dinner menu? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4712 I recommend the Big Mac. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4713 Excuse me Sir, I don't see anything here about a sharing charge. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4714 That’s what’s off 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4715 We've simplified our pricing - the oysters are three dollars per adjective. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4716 And would you like to Super Size that foie gras? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4717 I like your new expanded menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4718 Pretentious? Yes, sir, I will certainly pass your remarks on to the Chef and the Manager. In the meantime, may I suggest a food-pairing for the glass of House Wine you ordered? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4719 Farm to table was too costly so we hope to disguise the Vienna sausages with this. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4720 We have a lot of specials today. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4721 You will find our specials on page 387/ 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4722 According to Yelp, we have the grandest menu in town. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4723 Yes! Our new Chef is a bit long winded. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4724 {this is for the contest in the Oct 16 issue, with Quasimodo. I hope you'll consider, cuz it's still Sunday, Oct 15 here in Portland!} "He's not much to look at, but he's got a great story." 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4725 Sorry, this is going to be a tall order 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4726 Can I tell you about our seventy-two specials? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4727 Our Pterodactyl hot wings come with a side of Babe the Blue Ox dressing. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4728 Yes sir, we've changed a few things here at McDonalds since the election. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4729 Yes, sir. We have several special tonight. They are.... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4730 Yes. You noticed we've added some early bird specials. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4731 It's our a la chart menu. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4732 With the Mac and Cheese? I recommend a coke. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4733 Actually, we're out of everything except for the grilled salmon. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4734 Might I recommend a nice oaked Chardonnay to go with that tuna melt on rye sir? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4735 I think I'll be ordering off the kids menu, thank you sir 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4736 The chef needs glasses, badly. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4737 I will bring you the specials in the morning after you have looked at the menu. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4738 It includes our Yelp rebuttal lawsuit. Take your time. The kitchen is doing some training. The off-the-menu orders are on the left. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4739 We’re out of the soup 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4740 Well I'll be damned. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4741 We have everything on the menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4742 We've extended our wine list. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4743 It’s gained in translations 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4744 It to compensate for the ambiance lighting Sir. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4745 We're still 'nouvelle', but the portions are more satisfying. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4746 And...you should see the wine list. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4747 We printed these especially for the Golden Gate Warriors reservation yesterday. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4748 An increasing smartphone use in our house has obliged us to invent counter-intiuitive measures. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4749 There weighing the tuna right now,would you like potatoe or fries? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4750 Are the meals as big as the menu? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4751 We've added a few new entrees to our menu! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4752 And how big would you like that served? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4753 We needed room so you could be informed of your food's feelings as well as it's preparation. The steak is morose, served with apricot chutney. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4754 Relatively speaking, our prices are low. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4755 If you prefer, we can give you the menu without prices. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4756 Is it the big French words you're having trouble with? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4757 ...scooped and toasted with lite cream cheese? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4758 Our specials today are Jumbo Shrimp, The Big Whopper, King Crab and to drink, The Big Gulp. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4759 Yeah, I see him. I just don't think he's my type... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4760 The menu is large. Therefore, the price is large. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4761 It’s our abridged version 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4762 I'm not that big an eater... 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4763 Executive summary? I’ll have to check with the chef. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4764 We only have left the tuna tartare. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4765 May I suggest you begin with one of our organic, smoke-cured oak ladders, topped with locally-sourced, artisanal , 4.5 pound binoculars. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4766 First time patrons are often surprised by the size of our menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4767 We only serve a thousand entrees, but we do them very well. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4768 Waiter: Have you decided what you want? Patron: Do you serve shrimp? Waiter: Yes, but I would stay seated so no one will notice. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4769 Yes, we do have quail eggs as a magna carta item. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4770 We balance the large selection with tiny portions. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4771 I would to order a pair of binoculars. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4772 Ten thousand dollars. Sates twenty gourmets or ten gluttons. Wine not included. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4773 Yes, we take great pride in our balanced menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4774 Now let me tell you about today's 148 specials. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4775 We take pride in super-sizing nouvelle cuisine. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4776 I would recommend the Alka-Seltzer, sir. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4777 A wise choice indeed, sir. The ladder starter is always popular on Mammoth Mondays. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4778 Sir, might I recommend the tuna melt? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4779 There are no specials. Everything is on the menu. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4780 Are you sure you don't want to order by the glass, our wine list is twice the size of this dinner menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4781 Oh, I 'm afraid we just sold our last Chilean Sea Bass. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4782 If you think this is too much, I could bring you the seven course tasting menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4783 Our chef favors long-tail snapper, long-tailed duck, long-tail drinks and the New York Knicks. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4784 I’m sorry Monsieur, the petit dejeuner is only served until 11. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4785 I know it's huge, but the cost of tomatoes has gone up out of sight! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4786 Did you see our specials on the roadside billboard out front? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4787 The Specials require an overnight. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4788 I recommend the chef's special at the top of the menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4789 Would you like another minute with the menu? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4790 Management would like yr feedback on our new menu format. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4791 That's our seasonal GMO menu, sir. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4792 It's the favorites of the President's former appointees." 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4793 Welcome to Chez Overcompensation. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4794 Big menu, small portions. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4795 No, you won't find an egg-salad sandwich. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4796 The wine list? Give me a moment to alert the forklift operator. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4797 The menu is large but the wine glass is... very small. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4798 Our menu nicely compensates - I mean compliments the Chef's prowess. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4799 Bien sur, we specialize in ze small plate dining, beaucoups de, many, many small plate. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4800 Oui, monsieur. The portions are very large. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
4801 We don't have a few items not on the menu. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4802 As you can tell, we have the largest selection of any other place! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4803 We supersized the menu! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4804 No sir, the enormity of our menu does not reflect the size of our entrées. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4805 We need to elaborate on each food item to justify the slight cost increase. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4806 In the long tradition of cheapest bottles making the best choice, bring me your cheapest wine. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4807 Perhaps you'd prefer the short-order restaurant next door, sir. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4808 I'll just wait here while you look it over 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4809 Do you have a roast beef sandwich? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4810 "Yes Doctor. Your favorite chef forgot to take his lithium". 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4811 Sorry, Sir, we don't permit reading glasses. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4812 Of course, everything on our menu is macrobiotic. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4813 We're also proud of our even larger wine list, hauled in by our finest, gold-plated dolly. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4814 As you can see we've added gluten free and vegan options. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4815 We also have a ladder service to go down the entire menu... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4816 Our new chef was a literary major. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4817 Would you like to begin with a Grand Marnier? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4818 I want you to feel prepared for the bill. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4819 It'll only take ten minutes to recite today's specials. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4820 Goliath will be right out with the Specials Menu. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4821 Sorry, no, none of them are "sans gluten" 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4822 As you can see, your wine selection goes with anything. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4823 Oui Monsieur, the bill folder is of similar size. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4824 We had many complaints about the dim, romantic lighting. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4825 Um, may I see the specials please? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4826 Every time we raise the prices, we make the menu larger! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4827 No, sir. The crane presenting the entree menu is not a bird. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4828 Why yes, we have recently expanded our menu selections. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4829 You will love the Taco Bowl special from this ego-menu 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4830 That IS the Pre theater menu. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4831 We only have what is on the menu 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4832 The FDA now requires us to do a very long disclaimer for uncooked foods, hence the menu size 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4833 What did you say the 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4834 This is the menu for our supersized dishes. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4835 Your hands are quite alright sir 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4836 There are only a few items...but it's LARGE PRINT. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4837 As you can see, we have a large selection of wines. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4838 We’ve taken sourcing our meat to the next level by publishing the full pedigree. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4839 On the left you'll find our larger dishes and on the right side are our largest dishes. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4840 There is nothing here I liked. May I please have some plain pasta with butter? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4841 I'll have whatever the gentleman with the tie is having. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4842 It's true that most of our prices are beyond the reach of the average restaurant patron. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4843 The menu received more likes than the food. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4844 Do you have a kids menu? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4845 We created a special menu for people who have tall orders. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4846 Are your portions as big as your menu? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4847 "Small Hands" is all the rage. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4848 Yes, you did hear, "Ho, Ho, Ho" coming from the kitchen. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4849 I recommend our micro greens, followed by our macro steak. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4850 Oui monsieur, this is the largest menu we can provide. Perhaps I may offer my Optometrists phone number? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4851 And my compliments to the chef on the huuuuge menu, you are really helping Make America Dine Again 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4852 I'd like to see the wine list, too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4853 We also list the most Endangered Species List none of our entrees include them. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4854 We have 7 specials this evening, 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4855 Would you like to see the specials? I'll call in the guys. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4856 Thanks for the large print menu, but does it also come in Braille? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4857 Good evening, sir, and welcome to Only Tables For One. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4858 Yelp complimented our large menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4859 It's more than a hunch...he's definitely back. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4860 For smaller appetites, we have a menu under your wine glass. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4861 Naturally the snacks have a smaller sized menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4862 You can read the rest of it when I seat you in the mezzanine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4863 Well, I don't think that you will be walking out of here with that menu in your suit pocket like last week, will you now! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4864 It's post-molecular. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4865 Gigantic portions accompany each entrée! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4866 I see you’ve simplified. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4867 Well in that case perhaps Monsieur would prefer I bring back what he called the 'eentsy weentsy' menu? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4868 All I can see to order tonight is the cover charge. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4869 Our chef was given too many choices as a child. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4870 Would you like to see the billboard of specials? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4871 Our pies are bigger than your stomach. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4872 My apologies, sir. The large type edition of our menu is rather hefty. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4873 The prices here are off the chart. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4874 We are very proud to have the largest wine list in town. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4875 Is anything on this menu instagrammable? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4876 Welcome to Cheesecake Factory! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4877 Of course! We Supersize everything! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4878 Would you like to super-size your order? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4879 Sorry, we don't have a kids menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4880 Wouldn't a basket of "readers" be less conspicuous? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4881 Let me read you our specials tonight. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4882 Yes, sir, it can be difficult to get to grips with the Trump menu. Huge hands are essential. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4883 It has to be that size to fit the prices in. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4884 Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4885 How do you like our new menus designed for senior citizens? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4886 Well, it's a forty-two course meal... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4887 Can I take your order, or will you be needing more time? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4888 Sorry sir, but the chicken fried oyster legs have been discontinued 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4889 Management thought the legal disclaimer should be included with your four lunch options. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4890 We have so many options on the menu, sir, that we had to make some accommodations for those who wish to see the "large print" version. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4891 If your eyes are bigger than your stomach, I recommend this menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4892 If you think the menu is big, you should see our wine list! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4893 While our menu selection may be limited this evening, we make up for it with our signature large font. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4894 Rest assured, the dishes are still small. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4895 If you read the fine print you will see that we don't provide large print menus. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4896 Maybe you'd like to look at the childrens menu? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4897 "The Alt" is turkey, white bread and one side. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4898 Let me know if you have any other, other questions. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4899 big prices too! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4900 How do you want your slider cooked, sir? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4901 If you'd like, sir, I can have a crane bring in the wine list. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4902 That's why I've never even tried to go vegetarian. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4903 For years we've been criticized for having too small a menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4904 Will that be with the one bushel or two bushel salad? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4905 May I recommend the all-you-can-eat buffet. You'll have a whale of a time. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4906 Why not? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4907 May I help interpret the 4,500 items on the menu, Sir? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4908 Look at it this way, at least it's not in PDF format. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4909 The entrees are quite filling 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4910 Yes, sir, yours is the biggest. Period. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4911 May tell you about out specials for the day? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4912 I'm afraid there's nothing to order but we do have a great menu. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4913 Would you like to see the dessert menu next? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4914 We're out of everything except Spaghetti-Os. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4915 May I suggest the Cornish game hen? It's Chef Gulliver's specialty. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4916 We just ran out of the veal. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
4917 Careful. Don't knock over your wine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4918 Yes, it's all vegan. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4919 Yes, I can affirm that the portions are really that big! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4920 Would you care to borrow my glasses? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4921 Shall I give you another three hours? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4922 How would you like your binoculars? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4923 And now for our off menu "specials"... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4924 Now, would you care to view the winelist? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4925 I'll take the soy chicken fingers. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
4926 We call it macro cusine! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4927 Just an appetizer? You’ve to order more than that, sir ! We’re being asked to make America big again.... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4928 Yes sir EVERYTHING on the menu can be made gluten-free. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4929 Everything's overpriced. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4930 Would you like to see the Zinfandels? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4931 Have you got anything by Hamingway? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4932 We favor variety. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4933 Might I suggest the 2.5 power reading glasses instead? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4934 Sorry, our mistake. This is our French, Italian, Russian, Greek, Romanian, Hindi, Amharic, German, Japanese, Mandarin, Ukrainian, Pashto, and Thai menu. I can text you the one in English. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4935 Gluten free? May I suggest the "Fee Fi Fo Fum" special? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4936 If you have an hour, I can give you tonight's specials. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4937 For starters this evening, would you care for our Red Anjou Periscope or our Blackened Binoculars? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4938 ``Care to hear the specials?'' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4939 Our wine pairing is pending FDA approval. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4940 He's just been really fascinated ever since we installed the Clapper. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4941 We specialize in small plates. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4942 But the plates are small 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4943 It's the bloatware. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4944 Oui monsieur sélection éclairée…. TWELVE ALLIVE, SLAB OF MOO, WHISTLE BERRIES IN THE ALLEY 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4945 We've expanded our menus. Would like to hear our specials for this evening? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4946 May I have Restaurant Week menu? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4947 Sorry, we were told that the President would be dining at this table tonight. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4948 No, we don't serve small plates. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4949 yes, our new menu is a tad higher 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4950 Don't worry about our large menu, everything on it is good tonight. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
4951 Would you care to behold the wine list? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4952 Having the selection reduced to 2 pages makes it easier to decide. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4953 Would you like binoculars with that? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4954 The childrens menu is a bit smaller 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4955 I really hope you don't want any appetizers 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4956 THIS MENU IS FOR TALL ORDERS. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4957 Remember when humans used to have cars? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4958 My apologies, sir, we only serve breakfast until 11. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4959 I know, we have a big menu. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4960 I have a big appetite. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4961 Would you like to hear our off-the-menu specials? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4962 Our new head chef is Chinese 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4963 Sorry, that is only avaliable on our take out menu. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4964 That’s just our specials! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4965 I'd like a condensed Moby Dick and a little Hunger Artist on the side 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4966 “Sorry, sir. We don’t have peanut butter and jelly on white”. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4967 Would you like to see our yuge wine selection as well? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4968 We make it impossible to order off the menu. The chef hates that. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4969 Welcome to Gulliver's sir, would you like to see the Wine List? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4970 We only serve grande cuisine. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4971 Everything is 'a la carte, bite-sized and deconstructed. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4972 As you can see, we have expanded our menu. NOTE: The previous address and submission from Colleen Bush should have been this one. I forgot to enter the new caption. Thank you! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4973 The menus are from our Brobdingnag location. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4974 Might I suggest the Giraffe neck. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4975 Would you like fresh prescriptions with that? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4976 Like I was saying, we have a big menu. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4977 I have to agree with you. The font is too big. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4978 We also have several hundred off-the-menu items, for your consideration. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4979 I'm sorry, but we're no longing serving the shrimp cocktail. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4980 Why yes sir, we did take advantage of the recent large document printer sale. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4981 The menus didn’t get big, it’s the people that got small. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4982 My hands, sir? They only appear bigger. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4983 Just wait until you see the asparagus. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4984 Our older customers were complaining about the small type on our menu so we upgraded everything for their convenience. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4985 So this place was previously a Big & Tall store? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4986 It's our new super~sized McMenu. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4987 This is our amuse-bouche, single bite hors d'oeuvre menu. Sorry but we don't have anything larger! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
4988 May I recommend the shrimp? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4989 a# a~ "Wait to you see the a la carte." 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4990 Our motto is, “If you can’t find it here, you can’t find i anywhere.” 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4991 You know what they say... the bigger the menu, the smaller the tip. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4992 Each dish comes with a complete DNA sequencing. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4993 It’s bigger than the Cheesecake Factory’s menu! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4994 How are you gonna got my order on that pad? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4995 I highly recommend one of the big reds. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4996 No sir, it's an actual Soup-er salad. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4997 The menu at the Le Grande had doubled in size every year. That said, it only opened last year so was arguably quite large to begin with. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4998 No I still can't find it. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4999 We were inspired by Jared Kushner's portfolio. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5000 Excellent selection Sir... and later, if the fork lift is working I'll bring the dessert menu. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5001 Sorry Sir, none of the entrees are available today. We do have a lovely PB&J sandwich. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5002 Crock or tureen? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5003 Would you like to hear about our specials tonight? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5004 Perhaps you would rather just hear about our daily special? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5005 The 'never ending' Bucatini Bowl is very popular. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5006 Any specials this evening? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5007 It's King Kong night 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
5008 When they raised the prices they thought they needed to have something visual to enhance your dining pleasure so they copied a diner menu in french calligraphy. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
5009 Got a big appetite? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5010 What? Is there anything off-menu? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5011 Uh well, we used a new online printer and we didn't ask for a proof. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5012 You'll find our specials on the billboard just behind the bar. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5013 Our menu is magnificent. The food, not so much. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5014 We don't share little plates here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5015 You weren’t expecting supersizing here, did you? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5016 I’d describe the cuisine as, largely, New American. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5017 Our prices are so over the top, we thought the menu should be too! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5018 It's our new 'GO LARGE OR GO HOME!' menu. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5019 Would you like me to shout the specials now? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5020 I recommend the diet special. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5021 If there's something you don't see on the menu . . . well, then your in trouble. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5022 We do have vegan options as well. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5023 Sorry, we ran out of the qiant squid. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5024 Do you want me to get the menu for tonight's specials? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5025 It's a tall order, but I'll see what we can do. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5026 The decor will never upstage the food. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5027 Wait til you hear all the specials! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5028 The menu is à la committee. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5029 This is the Bit Coin menu, sir. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5030 Let me tell you about tonight's fifteen wonderful specials 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5031 It's terrifying but I can't look away. I feel almost paralyzed. Like a -- what's that expression...? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5032 Yes, we do have Saharan San Date Scorpion Curry in our world menu Sir. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5033 Sir should see the plate sizes before ordering. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5034 That’s right sir, the chef literally refuses to quit. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5035 I'm sorry, this is the lunch menu. We'll bring you the dinner menu in a second. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5036 If you think the menu is big wait until you see the bill. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5037 I'm sorry sir, but our small plates just aren't available right now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5038 Actually it was our lawyer's idea. We're trying to discourage camera phone espionage by our competitors. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5039 Today's special is the petite filet minon." "Today's special is the petite filet mignon> 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5040 Would you like to hear the 48 specials, sir ? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5041 You'll find Small Plates on page 27. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5042 I had a large lunch. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5043 We are vary proud of our large menu 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
5044 The small portions actualize an exquisite counterpoint. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5045 The plate ware is regular sized, but the portions are very tiny. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
5046 No, monsieur, we are out of that, too. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5047 So I gather you’ve abandoned nouvelle cuisine? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5048 The Chef Special this evening is scrambled eggs 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5049 Have you decided yet, or would you like a little more time to figure out that you have been pranked by the hostess? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5050 Man, I wish I could read 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5051 We also have several dozen specials. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5052 Patron: "Your chefs can prepare every item in this enormous menu?" Waiter: "Yessir, they can! They simply thaw every order in our giant microwave." 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5053 I'll have 4 whole chickens, Yellow Fin tuna and a side of Beef. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5054 And I thought your wine list was extensive. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5055 It's directly proportional to the stock market, sizewise and monetarily. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5056 Do you have a ladder? I can't quite see the one at the top. I thought it said beef rump but it beef with trump seems more accurate for my current state of affairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5057 Yeah, it’s yuge! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5058 The unpronounceable cheap wines are at the top... harder to point to. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5059 No, we are all out of Trump Wine. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5060 Yes, this is the Donald Trump menu. And we may be substituting alternative food for some of the items. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
5061 Would you like to see the wine list?? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5062 I see you have added growth hormones to your entrees. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
5063 We call it our Aaron Judge menu. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5064 Yes, it is a large, even daunting menu, but there are those of us who love it. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5065 Just the giant prawns, and the petit fours for dessert, please 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5066 We like to give our customers a large selection 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
5067 Everything comes with a stuffed potato, coleslaw and one spiced apple 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5068 Do you prefer the braille menu? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
5069 Looks like we will be having more tall orders. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5070 But wait, there's more, today's specials are... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5071 Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory. What can I get for you this evening? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
5072 It includes a short story while waiting out our notoriously slow service. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5073 P"erhaps you'd like to see the Children's Menu." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5074 Tony personally harvested today's Special with his slingshot. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5075 We're out of everything that isn't carp. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5076 I'm afraid the Kimchi tacos come with neither soup nor salad. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
5077 I'm sorry. We only serve small plates. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5078 Everything's special, sir, that's the magic of Phaque Cuisine! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5079 Wait until you hear the specials. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5080 I recommend the light lunch. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5081 Anything there that strikes you fancy?? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
5082 I recommend in particular the Englishman-bone bread. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5083 The sommelier suggests you pair big bold wines with big bold food... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5084 That's just the appetizer portion of the menu, sir. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5085 I'm sorry sir, but we are out of the chicken strips. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
5086 Are you sure this is the best you can do with a peanut butter sandwich? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5087 Wait until you see the wine list 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5088 It's definitely changed, but there are still a few holdouts. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5089 The specialty of the house is Giraffe à la Maurice. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5090 May I suggest the Colossal Shrimp with Show King Giant Green Squash? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5091 ... and our special tonight is the jumbo shrimp. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5092 I can assure you our prices are just as overpriced. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5093 Yes, sir, the portions we serve are large. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5094 If you'd like to look at the appetizers I'll be glad to bring you a telescope. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5095 Our off-menu menu is off tonight. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5096 Yes, sir, every item on the menu is indeed supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
5097 And, now, for the specials. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5098 Tina 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5099 Is it such a tall order to make up your mind, sir? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5100 Trump ate here yesterday. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
5101 Any questions about our menu astronomique? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5102 Business has been booming since we expanded our menu... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5103 We thought it was time to combine several different cuisines 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5104 Excuse me, Why is the only thing on the menu say "20% tip applied to all parties"? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5105 The Golden Omelette is good, but I'd steer clear of the bread. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5106 Welcome to Maison de Grubhub. What may I order for you? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5107 And would monsieur care to order from the amuse-bouche menu? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5108 No more fine print. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5109 We specialize in macroscopic gastronomy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5110 'Eat and run' has never been a decent choice around here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5111 Our specialty is versatility. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5112 Yes. It is in response to our customer feedback page, requesting a larger menu. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5113 It takes about three hours to digest the menu, but I can bring you the blue plate veggie special in thirty seconds! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5114 The menu is designed for sharing. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5115 Welcome to Mega-Portion Monday. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5116 I'll be back in three years after you've had a chance to peruse the menu. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5117 May I suggest the fee fi fo fum ground bone bread? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5118 Welcome to speak softly and hold a big menu! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5119 Of course, we specialize in big tickets items... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5120 If you can't find something you want, we don't want you. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5121 Shall I bring you the wine list? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5122 I suggest the plat du jour, if you would like to get your order in by closing time, . 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5123 It's the big menu for big appetites and big spenders. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5124 Monica Lewinsky gave President Clinton a blow job after they ate at this restaurant. Since then we never changed the menu. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5125 Our menu works like a mechitza too. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5126 You said you want the big boys; enu, so" 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5127 We cite our sources. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5128 Take your time, our chef is a workaholic 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5129 Mr. Trump always insists we have the biggest, Sir. The biggest in everything. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5130 Chrissy and Bob will be here in a moment with the dessert menu, sir. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5131 And will your little friend be dining as well? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5132 I suppose you wouldn't have a light menu? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5133 280 Characters Menu #Twitter 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5134 Folks got tired of the mini size. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5135 You'll find our corresponding tip calculator inside, sir. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5136 Would you like us, sir, to wheel in a flashlight. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5137 It's served with a pitchfork! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5138 We also offer The Big Salad. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5139 Please ask the realtor to come. My views are obstructed by a hump. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
5140 I take this will be a big meal judged by its cover 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5141 We serve large portions. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5142 Yes - large menus and small portions are the new trend. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5143 Small plates, big menus. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5144 If you just hold on for what seems like forever, I'll grab you our smaller, Lonely-Birthday Menu. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5145 May I suggest a jumbo shrimp for you, Sir? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5146 We used to have a limited dinner menu until world famous Chef O.C.D. took over the kitchen. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5147 May I recommend anything. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5148 Yes sir, vegan options are a tall order in this establishment! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5149 Les grandes tables du monde were built on the shoulders of giants, monsieur. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5150 The surprise is, it's a robot that turns into ... a car! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5151 'Do you need a bit more time? Or perhaps a stepladder?" 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5152 Sorry, sir, no peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on the menu, but perhaps Pierre can whip one up for you. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5153 The wine list is even larger. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5154 We serve American style so all our dishes are over-sized. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5155 We pride ourself on our motto: No Order is Ever Too Tall! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5156 It is pronounced, "pree feaks", monsieur... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5157 Any chance I can meet the chef? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5158 Never mind, it’s just a hunch. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5159 In addition to our menu, we have some wonderful specials this evening. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5160 Welcome to Varieté. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5161 It's Trump Towers new menu. At least his menu is bigger than anybody else's. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5162 We offer a variety of small plates, all meant to be shared. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5163 We're known for our large menu. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5164 ...Does the chef have a napoleon complex?" "No, sir. He's just a narcissist. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5165 How would you like your Trump Burger prepared? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5166 The size of our menus is inveresely proprtional to the size of our entrées. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5167 Do you have a bigger menu? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5168 If you have a couple of hours, I'll tell you the specials. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5169 Everything you order, Sir, will completely destroy your Body-Mass-Index reading. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5170 Oh 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5171 If you don't need to be anywhere for the next two hours, I'd be happy to tell you our specials tonight. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5172 Our merger with Green Giant led to all things mega-size. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5173 Would monsieur like to order the escargot grand et les shrimp jumbo? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5174 We like to build expectations. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5175 You're gonna need a bigger gravy boat. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5176 Our specials for this evening start with a glass of spicy air, a dollop of poop, a pinch of nothingness and one hair from the skull of our President for desert. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5177 Just wait until you see the size of the dessert cart. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5178 'That's right. Indeed ours is thireen course fine dining." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5179 What a large amount of items you have in here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5180 We're out of the Sea Bass. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
5181 Wanna hear the specials? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5182 This is our spreadsheet menu. You can choose one item from Column A, right through Column AZ 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
5183 Excuse me Sr. Call me when you ready. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5184 No Sir WE do not have a special this evening 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5185 It's marvelous, most guests are on their second bottle by the time they've made their choices. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5186 Sorry sir but when you asked us to book you a seat..... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5187 If these are your appetizers, how large are your full entrees? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5188 Our menu is inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5189 Less choices? That one is only for whites. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5190 No, they're prepared fresh to your order. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5191 It's our Brexit menu. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5192 I know... And our wine list is even larger! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5193 Sir, may I suggest the small plates. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5194 I recomend you only order smal portions 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5195 We think of it as more of truth in labeling than a disclaimer. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5196 Sir, I can see by your puzzled look that this is your first time in a Welsh restaurant. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5197 First let me tell you today's specials 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5198 Is Monsieur expecting someone? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5199 We recently added another decimal place, sir. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5200 Here at “Alice in Wonderland Steakhouse,” we find it part of the whimsy to juxtapose our menus with 1 ounce pours. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5201 This is our petit dejéuner menu. Would you like to see our lunch menu? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5202 That'll teach you to complain about how many pages our menu has!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5203 At these prices, you should get eyestrain? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5204 Can I super-size that for you? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5205 Ok, this CrossFit thing is getting out of control. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5206 It was so much less cumbersome when you used braille 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5207 Wait till you see our wine list. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5208 Not sure if you noticed .. we've got some real standout dishes this month's menu.. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5209 No, the servings are still the same size. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5210 It's the world's biggest selection of animal dicks 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5211 Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5212 Welcome to Ruth’s Chris Cheesecake Factory. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5213 I'll just have the usual. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5214 It's because our owner has a short man syndrome. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5215 Sorry, we only have price fixed entrees on Friday. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5216 Wait till you see the check presenter ! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5217 The new chef insisted we supersize our menu. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5218 We please the biggest of appetites, Sir. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5219 The size is not for the meals, but for the prices. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5220 We give every option on the menu and only 5 minutes for your girlfriend to decide. Welcome to Hell. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5221 Do your wines also come in large format? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5222 Sir, I can assure you that Chef's big flavors are worthy of such a big menu. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5223 Chef recommends the cuisine minceur. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5224 Did you read the fine print sir? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5225 We serve everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5226 Is this the Grande carte... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5227 Accordingly, prices have also been inflated yet portions remain small. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5228 With smaller portions, we still wanted to be able to offer something overstuffed. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
5229 Sir, I'm afraid we do not offer a kid's menu. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5230 That's our regular menu, adjusted for price inflation. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5231 The soup-de-jour is cold watermelon puree served in its own hollowed out rind. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5232 We designed it this way to match our prices. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5233 All menu's in New York have to be made to fit the King's hands. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
5234 Might I recommend the step ladder for starters? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5235 House Methuselah with that, Sir? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5236 We're overcompensating for the mediocre creme brulee. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5237 This is our GMO specials for the day. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5238 I'll have my usual tonight...can I have a copy to read over for the next time? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5239 We also offer surgical options for carpal tunnel. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5240 There's a bird in my soup. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5241 It's the special early bird menu. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5242 Can I see your gluten-free menu? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5243 Would sir prefer the large print version? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5244 Having trouble pairing your Petite Sirah with something? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5245 Would you like me to bring you our new bigger and expanded menu? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5246 Sir, you did ask to see the large menu items. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5247 The 589 with cheese? That's a tall order but we can do it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5248 Could I please see the kids' menu? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5249 I can tell you the specials if you are not in a jurry. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5250 That's a rather large order, sir. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5251 Would you like your entree supersized? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5252 I’m not sure what’s bigger, my appetite or their menu. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5253 We pride ourselves on the steak au poivre here at Munchkin's. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5254 Our special today is the Kraken. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5255 These are today's specials. Would you like to see the regular menu? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5256 Where's your locals menu? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5257 All our specials are tall orders. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
5258 People told us they couldn't read the menu. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5259 Most of it talks about The Chef's celebrity appearances. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
5260 "What's the big deal?" Marcia Blitz, New York, NY 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5261 Why are the portions so big? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5262 No charge for the doggie bag. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5263 We've updated the menu to better convey the size of our pepper grinders. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5264 Very good. Ordering from the Super Size menu tonight? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
5265 You're gonna need a bigger table... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5266 Yes, our menu is quite extensive 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5267 You REALLY want the jumbo shrimp? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5268 Chef Bourdain invites you to taste the world, sir. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5269 Let me bring you the enormous flashlight. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
5270 Because we’ve supersized everything on the menu. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
5271 Our meat is factory farmed, but our printed entree selections are provided with a free-range environment. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
5272 We have a very good selection of wines. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
5273 And you’re quite sure all these tapas come on small plates? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5274 You know what they say, "Big menu, small glutens." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
5275 Perhaps you'd like to see our larger menu. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5276 Hmm, I'm not quite sure what to order... 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5277 I want immigration ban and the wall. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5278 Our early bird specials end at 5:00 p.m. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5279 We bought them from a guy with a beanstalk. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5280 This is day two. Should I come back tomorrow? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5281 And now let me tell you about our specials... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5282 Do you have just some down home cooking? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5283 There was a mix-up at the printer. We wanted life-size photos of our signature dishes, not of the kitchen staff. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5284 Sorry, sir, we are out of everything except stewed prunes. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5285 We feature “The Correction of the Small Plate Movements” 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5286 You must have looked ‘far sighted’. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5287 We like the customers to feel a bit small. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5288 All the appetizers? That’s a tall order, sir. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5289 Care for a 'high chair', Sir? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5290 Good? It it was any good, why would we use so much hype? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5291 Oh that's nothing. Wait till you see our roll of bathroom tissue. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5292 Notice the changes to our new menu? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5293 After that first course, I'm thinking perhaps the chef should've stayed home. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5294 Would you like to see the kids menu instead? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5295 I need a ladder to read the specials. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5296 Do you also serve Lilliputians ? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5297 No. I'm sorry sir, but we have no vegetarian meals. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5298 Might I suggest the steak tar tar tar tar tar tar.... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5299 The indecisive gentlemen by the window has been ordering for five hours. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5300 Do you have a telescope? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5301 So we have 250 appetizers, 450 entrees, and 100 desserts for you here today... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5302 We recommend the Taco Bowl 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5303 I’ll start with the antipasto and your tallest step ladder my good man. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5304 Would Sir,prefer the large or small portion? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5305 We are famous for our small portions! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5306 Our colossal menu goes along with the grand reviews we are sure to get. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5307 And would you like to hear the additions to the menu? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5308 I recommend the goldfish with a pea Sir. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5309 Would monsieur prefer our small plates menu? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5310 "Grand cuisine - grand menu". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5311 This is the large print version of our big ass menu, Monsieur. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5312 Don't worry, we have a well-balanced menu. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5313 This is nothing - the off the menu specials will blow you away 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5314 You may select from this special 500 small plates menu. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5315 We're a reader glasses friendly restaurant 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5316 All our meals are described vegan, gluten free, egg free, nut free, dairy free, kosher, halal, and 43 levels of spice. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5317 I'll take mine off if you do! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5318 May I see your lite menu? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5319 I cannot read Spanish. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5320 If you come to the parking lot, I will show you the wine list 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5321 Just wait, peppermill size is where we truly shine. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5322 The bigger the heads, the bigger the menu. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5323 The Frites au Fromage is our most popular dish on the menu 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5324 Would you like another hour to decide? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5325 The size of the menu increased along with the size of the prices 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5326 May I suggest one of our bigly steaks, well-done with a side of ketchup? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5327 Would you like us to truck in the wine list? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5328 "Wait till you hear about our SPECIALS" [SPECIALS in biggest type available] 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5329 That's nothing. Wait until you hear our hidden menu. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5330 Yes, that's correct, we no longer offer the small plates. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5331 Naked Harry, candidate of the new Naked Deer-In-the-Headlights Political Party, examines the party's new marketing campaign 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5332 Yes Sir, the souvenir menu is the same. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5333 Our special tonight is dinner for two. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5334 Will you call this a tall order? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5335 Do you have any specials tonight? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5336 Today's specials are in the upper right corner. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5337 Good evening, Mr. Borrower. Nice to see you got out of the house for a bit. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5338 "I would recommend the Giraffe Bernaise". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5339 Jumbo-sizing is all the rage these days. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5340 This restaurant might be compensating for their small portion size... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5341 You may need a ladder for the appetizers. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5342 We don't have Elk Ribs today, may I suggest the Sawfish? May I suggest the Cheeseburger? Everything else takes a couple of hours. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5343 My personal favorite is our Rocky Mountain Oysters. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5344 Last time my wife and I had a fight about who makes the decisions, I brought her here. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5345 Have you had time to explore our newly expanded menu? We are excited that we are able to display it all once without page turns. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5346 Menu>Eyes>Stomach. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5347 As you can read, we have no tater tot Sir. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5348 Don't worry about it. You can't afford our top tier anyway. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5349 As you can see we have a rather large selection of organic foods but then again it's Brooklyn and we have all the hipsters and old hippies. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5350 It's our own big-letter menu for those with visual impairments. Also, strengthens the wrists. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5351 Does the small print say "Chardonnay from New York"? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5352 But sir, that is. the lunch menu 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5353 We had some leftover sheet rock from our last renovation. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5354 We do things a little differently here. It’s mostly small plates meant to share with the table. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5355 "The prices are bigger, but the service charge is included". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5356 No sir, this menu only contains the calorie counts for our main courses. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5357 The menu has been expanded to include vegan choices. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5358 I recommend the Golden Eggs Benedict. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5359 We're happy to see you too Mr. Smith 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5360 Our small plates are quite tasty! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
5361 thank you for your order, that will be 2,000 dollars. Ok, but really quick why is the menu so big. "Have you seen the store?" 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5362 Look, once you’ve ordered, I reconsider making this a table for two. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
5363 86 swordfish. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5364 So you can see our small portions. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5365 I heard you had a big menu but this here, Mr Waiter sir, is a literal representation of that. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5366 I'm afraid we are out of beef, fish, poultry, vegetables, bread, and coffee. May I suggest some sparkling water from Greenland? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5367 And is the jumbo shrimp in season? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5368 We understand not everyone can get affordable eye-care these days, so we decided to go with large print menus! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5369 May I suggest the Blue Plate Special. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5370 Y'all got tapas, I want something small. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5371 The last time you were here you walked off with our menu. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5372 Multitude of suggestions...meagre worthy options... filtered out selections.. hardly any sanctions! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5373 We also have a few specials not on the menu. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5374 You want that in a small? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
5375 The step stool is good if you’re looking for something light. But might I suggest the ladder? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5376 Can I interest you in a little dessert? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5377 Monsieur, will you need more time looking over our new American menu? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5378 If you prefer, I could bring you the children’s menu, however it comes with a booster seat! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5379 Management's "Spoiler Alert" for our new pricing 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5380 The chef told you before not to bring your own menu. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5381 ..and finally, may I suggest tonight's investment options? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5382 It lacks a human element. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5383 Wait till you see the wine list? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5384 Do you offer any small plates? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5385 The fine print is easier to read. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5386 The local restaurant critic used to work at Reader's Digest. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5387 The owner, Mr. T., wanted us to have the world's biggest menu. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5388 Wait till you see our dessert menu.... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5389 No, the portions don't match the size of the menu. As a matter of fact, they do well to match the size of the table. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5390 As you can see sir, our menu is available in 37 languages. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5391 You do realize this is a fancy diner ! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
5392 Sir, you said you were visually impaired! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
5393 Do you supersize? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
5394 We have a few specials in addition to the menu... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5395 I think I'll order off the children's menu 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5396 Our choices have always been a balancing act. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5397 ...and we serve the best taco bowl in New York. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5398 Is that all? No, m'sieur. That's the menu apéritif. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5399 I'll start with the 5'6" blonde and take the 5'2" borderline redhead for my main.... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5400 The prices are proportional to the size of our menu 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5401 We take super-sized to the extreme. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5402 May I take a few hours to go over the specials? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5403 When you're done you can use it as a privacy shield 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5404 Because our servings are so elegantly petite. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
5405 Welcome to the Wonderland Grill, may I offer you the cake special? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5406 With all respect, Sir, I distinctly heard you ask for a large type OF menu. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
5407 I have asked the sommelier to wheel over the wine list. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
5408 An informer diner is a happy diner, sir. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5409 "Yes, this is our presbyopic menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5410 Our restaurant slogan is, "With a menu so huge, you'd think it was Starbucks!" 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5411 Hungry, Monsieur? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5412 It used to be popular for take-out. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5413 Yes, waiter, I’ll have your finest chicken fingers, please. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5414 New policy, all the specials we ever have are in the menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5415 No, I would not recommend the all-you-can-eat. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5416 And for tonight's special we feature a Big Mac with supersized fries. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5417 Not surprisingly, the vegetables are all canned sourced. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5418 It’s the plan in advance doggie bag menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5419 I’ll have an order of carrots too because I guess I need to improve my eye sight... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5420 Open Table says we're the best place to feed a crowd. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5421 Yes, you DID say you wanted to see the bigger menu! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5422 Wine sales have increased 300% due to spills. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5423 Perhaps you'd prefer a children's menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5424 Would you like to hear about the evening’s featured items, Coach McAdoo? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5425 I TOLD you my hands are big enough for your largest menu! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5426 I'll have today's special. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5427 And if you have a spare hour, I can tell you about our specials. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5428 Maybe the gentleman would like to see the small plates menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5429 Once we started adding descriptions, we just couldn't stop. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5430 It's for our super-sized meals. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5431 Yes, Mr. Smithers, this is the full menu but we are out of braised turnips. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5432 Yes, this is the menu for the big customers. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5433 ...and a truck is bringing the wine list. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5434 "What do you recommend"? "Nothing, the restaurant around the corner has a much bigger menu"! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5435 Out there, in the far left corner, are the small plates. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5436 I guess my eyes really are bigger than my stomach. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5437 Welcome to BLT Prime...my name is Miguel. May I take your drink order. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5438 Each waiter gets their headshot and resume printed after the specials. New union policy. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5439 We do have a large menu, may I also tell you about our specials? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5440 What do you mean you don’t have sea urchin mousse? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5441 Would you like to hear a list of our specials? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5442 Maybe you won't order off the menu this time! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5443 I recommend the house wine. It's 8,500 square feet. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5444 Good evening. Will you be joining us for dinner or analysis paralysis? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5445 We're a theme restaurant -- just wait till you see your check." 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5446 I'm particular. I don't date Jane does with children. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5447 The 313,600 ounce steak is served on the bone and comes with your choice of po-po patch, or I can do a rice paddy if you’d prefer. That’s fifty-eight thousand dollars. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5448 May I recommend the giant squid suffle 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5449 As I mentioned ten minutes ago, the Coq au vin is chicken braised... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5450 We make up for it in portion sizes. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5451 It doesn't matter if you can't read it, sir. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5452 Here's the check. Whenever you are ready. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5453 The kitchen is closing soon so I need your order now. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5454 No sir, no actually reads it. How about the chef's special? 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5455 The quality of the food, wine, and service matches the menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5456 May I suggest the giant prawns 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5457 Sir, we have some great dishes! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5458 We a few specials this evening. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5459 Excellent choice! Our binoculars are the best in town!! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5460 Of course, monsieur also has the option to order off the menu -- if he can. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5461 None of it matters because we have a secret menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5462 Today's special is spaghetti with meatballs. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5463 That's the "BIG" menu Sir! The establishment would like that you feel small in your dining experience 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5464 All food items on our menu were inspired by Forrest Gump. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5465 The substitution options are denoted in the fine print. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5466 Yes, everything butt anchovies 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5467 And this is just the a la carte menu! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5468 I see you asked for the large print menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5469 Would you like to see the wine menu? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5470 You still haven't added Eggs on toast!" Waiter, "Oh I say Mr Podwhistle, this is Dinner, not breakfast! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5471 So, does everything come in cheesecake form? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5472 We got the idea from McDonalds. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5473 Let me tell you about our big specials today. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5474 In light of rising food prices, we’ve opted for larger menus. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5475 No, nothing's been added; we're just targeting an older demographic. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5476 Yes, this is the lunch menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5477 So the supersized meal won't fit on the table? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5478 That is the children's menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5479 Quality over quantity? Oh, très passé, Monsieur. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5480 Sir, are you ready to order off the Prix Très Grand Menu? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5481 Would you like to try our small plates sir? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5482 This is for dessert only?! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5483 Would you like to me to describe our 58 specials today beyond the many menu choices? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5484 Bitcoin orders use our Blockchain menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5485 Menu design by President Donald J. Trump 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5486 We also have thirty-seven tantalizing specials this evening. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5487 Of course we do sir, but allow me to point out that the children's menu is only for those age twelve or under. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5488 Which crumbs would you like? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5489 Would you prefer our ala carte MENU and our wine listings, which are very extensive. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5490 We pride ourselves on our massive selection and obscenely generous portions. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5491 People always complained about our portion size, but they don't complain anymore 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5492 We monsieur, the new menu is directly proportional to the price and inversely proportional to the size of the entrees. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5493 Let me also tell you about our specials 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5494 This IS the gluten-free menu. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5495 "No, not your linebacker, I believe I found your hunchback... this is Notre Dame isn't it?" for Oct 16, 2017 issue caption contest 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5496 ah, so you don't stand on the shoulders of giants? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5497 I need a (large menu) I just need one day of "Laughter" any one out there ? that can make me laugh. (LOUD) what is laughter??????? 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5498 Is my boss still here? Can I get another Martine to calm my nerves, I'll just have my usual, and don't forget to put it on the bosses tab! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5499 The Heart and Stomach of a King 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5500 How's the food? I'm afraid it's a case of 'all hat, no cattle.' 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5501 My hunch is that he's a big Notre dame fan. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5502 How big is the meal?! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5503 I’ll have the... uhhh booty cheese. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5504 All the better to serve you with, my dear! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5505 Trumps answer to fake global pollution. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5506 In addition to what's on the menu, you can also eat your grandmother's pussy. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5507 Ze restaurant's shareholders wanted a bigger bottom line. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5508 i'll the small plate 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5509 We prode ourselves on our extensive menu! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5510 Le monsieur a faim. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5511 All the portions are now super-sized. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5512 "I'm sorry, Sir. We don't have that". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5513 This evening the Chef suggests the roasted Dungeness crab cake napoleon with sun-dried tomato oil or the roast suckling pig with smoked bacon marmalade. In fact, he doesn't even prepare anything off this menu presently. Too much to shop for. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5514 The takeout menu has wheels. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5515 I'll take the very large shrimp cocktail. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5516 It looks like you have a large item to choose from! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5517 The Chef offers a choice of audio-menu apps narrated by Emma Stone of ‘La La Land,’ Neal Patrick Harris of ‘Sweeny Todd,’ Taylor Swift of ‘Pop,’ ‘Pop Rock,’ & ‘Country,’ and Aziz Ansari of ‘Master of None.’ 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5518 We heard you had a big appetite... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5519 Can I have a small glass of water with lemon? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5520 You're dining out instead of paying off your mortgage--you bet we have lots of options. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5521 Sir, were you able to find anything you would like to try from our seasonal pumpkin spice menu? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5522 I’d like to have salmon, a toddler’s serving. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5523 We offer so many choices because whatever you want we get it from one of the other restaurants nearby! Genius, right? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5524 Our menus are proportionate in size to our prices 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5525 I would like the jumbo shrimp and a tall ice water for here, please 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5526 Just wait until you see the prices! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5527 I found someone else for your Pilates class. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5528 I hear the pocket-warmed gummy bears are quite superb. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5529 I don't know if he's available or not. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5530 For your tastes we brought together the best of what interstate diners proffer. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5531 Our chef has a mad crush on the printer. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5532 May I suggest the shrimp cocktail and petite filet mignon? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5533 Don't get carried away with the menu as we have some great specials! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5534 So what would you like to order from our hors d'oeuvre menu? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5535 Would the monsieur like to hear our catalogue of specials? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5536 "Some people say it helps you to show off your small hands". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5537 Some people hoard money. Our chef hoards recipes. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5538 To complement a world-class ego, the chef his enormous collection of Imperials, Methuselahs, Jeroboams, and Magnums. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5539 Don't worry. Only the menu is super-sized. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5540 It lists the larger portions. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
5541 Wait till you hear our list of specials! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5542 The chef's special tonight is ... everything. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5543 Lots of food, small prices. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5544 Yes sir, but it's 3:00. This is the small plate menu. Have you tried the pork belly? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5545 Would you car to look at our small plates menu? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5546 Does the larger font help you, Sir? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5547 Thank goodness I decided on a dish online this afternoon. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5548 Can I get a half order? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5549 It includes our list of the great poisoners. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5550 drugged by glamorized foodie 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5551 Our Chef is really big on small plates. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5552 Our patrons didn't like the iPad menu 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
5553 I would recommend either the 10 pound Porterhouse or the 20 pound Lobster. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5554 I will be happy to make you that optometrist appointment sir... we are running out of card stock. 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
5555 It takes three glasses of wine to read this menu! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5556 Yes, we have no binoculars. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5557 You asked for the locally-sourced offerings. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5558 Yeah, I know it say's we've got everything but we just ran out of that. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5559 May I suggest the Big Mac 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5560 Yes, we've merged: appetizers, salads, entrees, desserts, and tip suggestions from LePetit, Big Burgers, Starbucks, and L'Italia, all together now—for your convenience. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5561 If you super-size an entré, we'll move you to a larger table. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5562 We're now teaming with Safeway. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5563 Because our portions are comensurate with our menu size, you'll have to slide your chair back. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5564 The specials are on the right side, 3 rows down, and the 2n column 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5565 I will have the petite filet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5566 Yes, we have the largest menu, but I recommend the petite fleurs. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5567 And for a small extra charge, we have delightful menu-display assistants. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5568 Yes, I'll have another glass of the Riesling. And for dinner...let's see. Well, I just don't know. Give me another two or three hours. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5569 Our large, rectangular menus group navigation options and use typography, icons, and tooltips to explain users' choices. I suggest the sea bass, sir. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5570 I'm so sorry, sir. How about I dash next store and get some deep fried chicken at PopEyes? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5571 Do you serve Long Island Ice Tea? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5572 No Sir ! It’s Onr from Column A And Two From Column B . 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5573 And for the next hour I'll tell you about our specials. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5574 Another minute please, I'm still on the soups. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5575 Our chef always prefers to err on the side of excess. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5576 Of course our prices are justifiably upscale. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5577 Yes, I know it is blank. Our kitchen is closed today, but we can order in everything. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5578 Our version of super-sizing.... 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5579 It's big so you'll read the small print. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5580 Shall I have the forklift bring sir the wine list? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5581 And how would you like your War and Peace lamb chops cooked? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5582 Can I just get some water, I'm not hungry. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5583 Our highly recommended list today has only fifteen choices. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5584 Our specials are on the billboard. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5585 This is our large font menu to help diners read in low light. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5586 Thanks to our object enlarger, we can make the same tiny-portioned fancy meals we usually do, but serve you something which can actually fill your stomach. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5587 But sir, as our menu amply demonstrates, we do have the largest selection in town. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5588 I will grant you three Pop Tarts. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5589 "Big props" for ordering the gingered carrot tops. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5590 Why does it need to be this big if all you serve is cheesecake? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5591 We supersize everything here at Chez Geant. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5592 He's quasi-mobile. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5593 Yes, he does dine here on a regular basis. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5594 I'll just have the soup. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5595 The large type is for our elephant clientele. They have weak vision. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5596 I thought there was a prix fixe menu...? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5597 We are celebrating John Wayne week! 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
5598 When you said "small plate," I didn't realize that also meant "large menu." 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5599 Would you prefer a lite option today? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5600 Hey do you think that the reason that this Menu is big is because the Owner has a small dick? Can I tell him that in person? Please? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5601 Our owner is a big thinker. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5602 would you like a magnifying glass sir? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5603 Is the only difference between "Colgate Visible White" and "Colgate Visible White Plus Shine" the added shine? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5604 Do you possibly have this in larger print? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5605 For the mantle? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5606 Do you serve half portions? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5607 Yes we do have a default option: le plat du jour. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5608 Tell casting it's a good turn-out for the "Where's Waldo Now?" audition. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5609 Fun fact: the chateaubriand for two would fit inside any of the commas in there. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5610 Surprise! It’s our new pop-up menu. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5611 No appetizer portions, I'm afraid. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5612 Luckily my favorite dish is right here at the bottom of this ridiculous menu. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
5613 I take it, sir, you would like the junior sized sundae? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5614 "May I suggest the petite filet mignon? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5615 May I have your order sir. The kitchen is about to close. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5616 Do you think I can finish your Kid's meal alone? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5617 No, Sir, that's not a misprint. The price really is that high. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5618 We have the largest menu of vegan entrée in the city. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5619 Well, that's a tall order! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5620 We have a huge selection of small plates and the menu prices are large too 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5621 Any questions about today's spatial menu? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
5622 Would that be the Chicken fried steak or the Bicuits and Gravy Sir? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5623 I can't wait to show you our even more extensive wine list. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5624 Would you like to see the fresh sheet? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5625 No, sir, it's pronounced "Awr-Derve" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5626 Yes, the type is very small. I can't understand why you only see one dish to suit the type of "vegetarian" you are on this very long list, Sir. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5627 Well they do say he small hands.... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
5628 Our competition is pushing their campaign, "Super Size me". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5629 Would you like to see our dessert menu? It has a larger selection available. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5630 Would monsieur care to start with quelques jumelles? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5631 We only said that we would provide a vegan menu; we never promised to be discrete about it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5632 We call it our MAGA menu. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5633 You will agree our prices are reflective of our menu. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5634 And that's just the small plates menu. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5635 Here at Nozama, we list everything we DON'T offer. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5636 Do you mind, I am trying to read the small print! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5637 Our bread and periscopes are complementary. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5638 The chef lets his children finger paint the dessert menu 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5639 Do you have a flashlight? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5640 Restaurateur makes foray into selling realty. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5641 If you have to ask, you should be in the little place next door! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5642 Are the cheaters the correct magnification? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5643 Yes, sir, there is a slight surcharge for a step ladder. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5644 Sorry, sir, the children's menu is for 12 and under only. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5645 Quelle est la soupe de jour 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5646 We source our meat from the 45 local farms listed. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5647 Dating in New York City 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5648 This is our new Large Print 55 and over menu. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5649 It´s for when the Trumps are here, Sir. Mrs. Trump..... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5650 Do you have a ribeye? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5651 We offer food analysis complete with timing for digestion and elimination. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5652 Our special today is dinosaur ass, flambe 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5653 We’re outsourcing. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5654 I’ll skip Appetizers. Can you bring Entrees menu please? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5655 The connoisseur owned 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5656 We cater to a clientele of wealth and trifocals. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5657 We have a wonderful yuge chocolate cake, the best, the very best. Wait ‘til you see it you’ll be very very happy. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5658 We're known for our small plates selection. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5659 We are out of goose and golden eggs, but have plenty of beans. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5660 No Sir, no portion control here. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5661 This way you can see the pre fixe and the wine list at the same time. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5662 Would Sir care to see todays specials? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5663 Customer: "I am going to order the only item I can see - the last line" Waiter: "Sorry, you cannot have that - It is the Chef" 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5664 Waiter, do you have lunch portions? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5665 May I recommend zee child's portion of zee coq au vin? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5666 Are the portions as big as the prices too? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5667 I hope you're hungry.... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5668 I see that you have chosen the Brobdingnag menu; however, smaller portions are available. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5669 Your wife said to order for her. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5670 Hi ill get the fihvjighzdviufhiuzdhfuieyfvuizdvhsfiuhzudifhnvgfgiuzhdnuzhfuvhru 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5671 It's for all the big men who dine here. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5672 The Brontosaurus Burger, please. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5673 Can I get the burger BUT with a bun & hold the fois? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5674 Yes sir, everything is a la cart. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5675 Would you prefer the non-calorie menu? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5676 It's a large menu but the portions are normally sized. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5677 yeah, the concept is, like, in grade school? standing your Trapper Keeper up so other kids couldn’t see your quiz? but for eating food and jerking off 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5678 We source locally from eatstreet AND Grubhub! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5679 You don’t want to see the wine list. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5680 I should note that we"re out of the spaghetti. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5681 But of course, monsieur. Our menu reflects our haute cuisine. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5682 Sorry sir, there's no seniors discount. It's in the fine print. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5683 Yes, Sir --that's correct. We offer every potato dish on the planet. And tonight's specialty: Potatoes au gratin from Madagascar. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5684 Shall I schedule you for the dessert menu? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5685 Now let's see you try and order off-menu. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5686 Just click 'accept'. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5687 The menu comes in PDF and iOS, but the portion is smaller. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5688 We have a couple of "specials" I'd like to tell you about . . . 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5689 "Bambi and Mother; W. Disney, circa 1942" #Sad. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5690 Sir, shall I tell you the specials that aren't on the menu? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5691 I know you just sat down but are you ready to order? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5692 Wait till you see our extensive Wine List 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5693 Sorry Monsieur, you must be twelve or under to order from the children's menu. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5694 Would you like to try a large side? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5695 Our chicken noodle soup is to die for. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5696 And may I tell you about our 47 specials this evening sir 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5697 Yes, prix fixe includes wine. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5698 Well you did request a private table. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5699 We specialize in fusion cuisine. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5700 Ready to order, sir? Or do you need an eon? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5701 Our patrons kept taking off with the house reading glasses... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5702 Might I recommend today's special? It involves no reading whatsoever. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5703 We're out of the...................... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5704 Chocolate cakes on the left, ice creams on the right. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5705 Ahem, I don't have all day 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5706 Might I recommend the petite filet? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5707 Just wait 'till it comes out the other end. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5708 Just brilliant marketing Sir! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5709 - Do you have small plates? - Unfortunately, no, but we can downsize whatever you choose. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5710 Our new chef has very small feet. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5711 ... and the protein, hence forth known as 'chicken', may or may not lead to gastrointestinal distress, for which this establishment is not liable for. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5712 One positive is he keeps good time. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5713 I kid you not. Quasi-whats-his-name...and he thinks I'm cute..... As if! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5714 I'm very sorry sir, but you have chosen the one entrée we are out of tonight. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5715 We are proud of our record of offering more selections of any other restaurant by far. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5716 Would you like to hear tonight's non-specials? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5717 Meanwhile at The Cheesecake Factory 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5718 ?? ????? ????? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5719 Gaslighted again by the Menu Industrial Complex. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5720 Yes, sir. We wanted to make it easier to not be seen. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5721 The food really grows on you. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5722 No....We love tall orders.... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5723 It is an appetizing menu card, Sir! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5724 . . . Game of Thro. . . he's visualizing. . . 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5725 We tried to get all of Hillary Clinton's Harvey Weinstein donations, excuses for losing to Trump, and deleted emails into one, small, Prix Fixe menu, but could not. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5726 As you can see, our menu contains a sampling of all the dishes 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5727 Would you like me to split the check? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5728 Pommes de terre frites et morue aux oignons lus en agraire, normande. (fried potatoes and cod with onions) 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5729 If reading it is too much of a hassle, I can recite it really fast. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5730 did you read the fine print -- our fish of the day ? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5731 Yes, sir, all the portions register high on the bulkometer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5732 Too much to read! Just give me the Cliff notes or the summary! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5733 Would you prefer “Basket of Readers” over “Supersized Large Type”? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5734 Sorry, we're just out of jumbo shrimp Sir. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5735 Our new large-print menus are the result of a user experience designer. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5736 If the gentleman would like to reconsider, we do have a pair of house reading glasses available. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5737 "I love how you always mention our suggested gratuity before ordering coffee". 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5738 Gosh ... I wonder what the portion sizes are like?! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5739 But, our prices are small! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5740 Would you prefer seeing the large plate menu? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5741 'Sorry sir -- the shrimp is off.' 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5742 Yes, our menus are the likes of which the world has never seen. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5743 We're #1 with Health Gurus because our menu explains total break down of all ingredients: Fat, Carbohydrates, Protein, Sodium, Potassium, Vitamins A through K, & ten elements.. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5744 The Nicks like to order before sitting down. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5745 You want what Mr. Trump is having? Now THAT would be a tall order. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5746 I'll take one of every other thing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5747 Would you like to hear our specials that aren’t on the menu? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5748 ...and here are today's specials, if you've got a minute. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5749 Before you order, be sure to read the comments. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5750 Have you looked at the prices? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5751 The Chef likes to cook..... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5752 That's rights. We do small plates. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5753 The Jolly Green Giant is our new Executive Chef. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5754 Indeed, prices are commensurate. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5755 "Sir, you did say you supersize it!" Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5756 The owner hunts Canadian Geese in Minnesota. He swears that his Magnum goose decoys pull them in by the 100s. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5757 What did you think we meant by “pop up restaurant?” 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5758 Can you give me five minutes, my lady friend Alice is very late! for this important date! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5759 The idea is that it reduces the shock when you see the size of the check. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5760 I could bring you the large menu if you'd like... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5761 On this very day another hero emerges. He's micro zap. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5762 Something light for Monsieur? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5763 Ready to order, Sir? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5764 We're the largest menu in Portland is weird, 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5765 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5766 Gluten free? I will check with the chef. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5767 The chef is a giant asshole. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5768 What do you recommend? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5769 would you like to see the lunch menu ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5770 It’s our oral to anal food management program. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5771 Sir...the appetizer didn't fit in our menu. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5772 You think thats big, you should see the bone in rib eye! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5773 Hopefully the 30 seconds I've given you to look over the menu has been enough. Ready to order? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5774 The chef wants to reduce the size of our menu, but the customers seem to like it the way it is. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5775 Can I upsize that for you, sir? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5776 100% Non-GMO 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5777 The 32 oz. filet is a house favorite, sir, and for your eight sides? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5778 Is this your first time dining with us at Cafe Tolstoy? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5779 I see nothing objectionable. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5780 The boss likes to be ahead of the curve. It's brand new....all in Russian. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5781 At Silicon Valley Restaurant you can order food from anywhere in town and it's delivered here in 20 minutes. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5782 Our Executive Chef comes from The Cheese Shop Factory. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5783 Would you like to see the dishes menu now? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5784 The lobsters 20 feet tall! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5785 You think that's big? You should see our ultra-grande menu! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5786 I'm sorry, respect to the dignity of women is not on the menu this month. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5787 This Italian restaurant does not serve either the pasta or the pizza. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5788 Will that be a small, medium, or larger,Sir? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5789 We have many small tapas plates. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5790 Would you like the Nebuchadnezzar or Balthazar bottle of pinot? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5791 It tastes like poulet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5792 Since when did you switch to this abridged menu? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5793 Oh THAT! It's the first 'B' in our "Bed 'n' Board Efficiency Package." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5794 Sir, would you like to see our wine list? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5795 In the face of an untenable recession, the Cheesecake Factory decides to get right to the point of it all. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5796 You're blocking my sun. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5797 Wow! I'm glad you asked for the "Value Menu". Everything is $4, $6, and $8! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5798 A short-sighted giant threatened to sue. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5799 The print is too tiny. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5800 Can I interest you in something from our large dessert menu? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5801 It is really just a matter of black or refried beans. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5802 But of course, Monsieur, you can get pommes frites with that! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5803 Sorry, sir. We don't have soup du jour, but, we do have pea soup today. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5804 Sir, do you need more time with our small bites menu? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5805 I'm sorry but we don't have child's portions for the blue ox special. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5806 I see were eating for Somalia 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5807 Wait till you get a load of the waitress’ cup-size. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5808 "One two step ladder, coming right up sir"! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5809 Would you like to order every single dish sir ? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5810 Or perhaps you would prefer we truck in a list of the chef's specials? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5811 It's just a hunch. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5812 We hope you enjoy the chef’s expanded menu. More wine? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5813 Can I suggest you visit our website to view the first half of our food selection? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5814 I'll take a pot of hot water, with a wedge of lemon. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5815 If you don't tip big, I will shove that menu down your throat. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5816 Would you like that served on an extra-large plate? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5817 You gonna eat some big food you little pathetic man? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5818 We have a large selection of specials too. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5819 So, like...I told him "I don't need sanctuary" 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5820 There is a huge demand for pasta dishes. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5821 Quasimodo says 'Hey.' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5822 About that quasi-cell tower you put in mid town… 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5823 Not to worry -I'll keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't drop the ball. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5824 Do you want a salad or fries with your tyrannosaurus? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5825 The bottom of the menu is quite good. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5826 Our special today is Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5827 Large selection! Very good, sir. Never heard that one before, sir. Would you like a porter to bring our wine list? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5828 I'm sorry, we've run out of that option as well. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5829 Franks and beans is always a good choice. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5830 House real big Cars real big Dick real big Everything real big Rims real big Pockets real big Rings real big Let me tell you how I live 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5831 If this is only the Hors D'oeuvre Menu, I shudder to think what the Main Entre'e looks like. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5832 Actually, our portions are rather small. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5833 The staff did mention to your companion our custom of no reading material in the powder room. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5834 I don’t know where the dancing girl is Sir. I must have given you a use one! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5835 And might I suggest the Lasik special for dessert? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5836 Don't break your damned wrist! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5837 Deer, I herd the this show is stagnant. Don't fawn over it, whatever you doe. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5838 I'm afraid the chef does rather frown on ordering off the menu. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5839 I can come back in the morning, breakfast I under column "z" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5840 You are right, this sculpture is a peeping grotesque gargoyle. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5841 The chef’s mother is dining with us tonight and her eyesight is poor 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5842 Can you tell me about the 800lb gorilla sitting behind the menu? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5843 My bad, I thought you wanted to see the yearly special selections. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5844 And perhaps one of our specialty highballs from the bar? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5845 Le Big c'est le fun! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5846 Would you like a few more minutes to call and ask your Mother-in-law? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5847 We're now including visually impaired vegans to our expanded menu options. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5848 It's to make up for the teeny print. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
5849 And this is just the wine menu? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5850 With those small hands it's no wonder you couldn't find the schnitzel. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5851 Yes, we literally have everything from A to Z on the menu! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5852 This can't be the gluten free menu... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5853 Menu is made by the Trump team. #MMGA 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5854 Perhaps you'd like see are to go menu? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5855 ...and they say there are still thousands of items on our seafood menu that have yet to be discovered! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5856 How's that for inclusivity? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5857 The Chef is bigly versatile 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
5858 Might I suggest the ostrich. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5859 What do you think of our new large print menu? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5860 Would you like to hear the specials of the day? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5861 May I recommend our online version? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5862 We also have a buffet option. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5863 We are a tapas restaurant. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
5864 'Yes, we change the menu every week' 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
5865 May I recommend the chef's special, roast brontosarus loin with braized carrots and potatoes au gratin? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5866 The prices on our menu reflect the printing costs 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5867 If you don't find something to your liking, I can bring you our BIG menu... 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5868 Yes indeed! The portions are quite generous. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
5869 And the specials are... 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5870 Are you enjoying our new expanded menu? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5871 Would you like to speak to our in-house navigateur? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5872 Instead of reading glasses, we offer a larger menu. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5873 ...and would monsieur prefer a full or a half magnum with his entree? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
5874 Welcome to New Orleans, sir! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5875 We don’t get many guests with normal eyesight 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5876 Tonight, we have a large selection of overpriced, french sounding food. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
5877 Welcome to the AARP Café. Magnifying glasses are available, if needed. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5878 Yes sir. We've "enlarged" the lunch menu. Good one. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
5879 The jumbo shrimp is divine. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
5880 If you're looking for the Early Bird Specials, sir, they're on a different menu 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5881 The hand truck carrying the wine list will be out shortly. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5882 I'll need a few more minutes. I'm only on chapter 2. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5883 The chef has also prepared some lovely off-menu items this evening, Mr. Schwartz. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5884 Why yes, sir! The dessert menu is just as extensive. The menu slaves will cart it to your table for presentation at the appropriate time. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5885 You should see the children's menu! 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5886 Everything’s big in Texas. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5887 We also have specials. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5888 The FDA made us expand the fine print, 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5889 Do you have one in English? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5890 We’re out of everything but the soup. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5891 Would you like to hear today's specials at Le Petit Bistro? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5892 This evening Chef has prepared 45 specials that are not on the menu... 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5893 Choose one from column A, one from column B, one from column C, one from column D, one from column E, one from column F, one from column G, one from H, one from column I. Need I go on? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5894 What we lack in quality is more than made up for in quantity. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5895 I recommend the meatloaf. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
5896 We've expanded our offerings 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
5897 Very good, the 27-course meal...with the wine pairing? 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
5898 I'll expect the size of my tip to be commensurate. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
5899 Would you like to hear our specials? It may take a while. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5900 We have a phone app. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5901 Our customer demographics have changed so we decided to Super Size our menu. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
5902 May I recite the "specials", sir? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5903 Yes sir, you can order half portions.... 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5904 It's in the dinner specials chapter. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
5905 May I recommend the binoculars, sir? 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
5906 May I make a suggestion, or perhaps you desire a few more hours to ruminate over the options? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5907 Really? PETITE sirloin? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5908 And if you have 30 minutes I can tell you the specials! 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5909 Do you have any off-menu options? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5910 Now let me recite today's specials... 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5911 If you'd like to see our wine selection, I can bring out the easel. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5912 Would you care for the wine list sir? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
5913 May I tell you about our off-menu entrées? 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
5914 The appetizers are in the small print 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5915 Prices too, yes, but the servings are impressively small. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5916 Our menu is designed by a famous Homeland Security expert. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5917 Wait 'til you see our prices... 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5918 If the menu is too small, I can bring you our Trump menu. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5919 I'm sorry, is that not what you meant by expanding the menu? 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5920 The specials of the day are... 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5921 I'll have the petite filet mignon 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5922 We got tired of people ordering off menu. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5923 Amazingly so, the menu size eventually balances out with the dish size. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
5924 We thought a larger menu would help you ... uh ... compensate? 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5925 Is it priced by size? 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5926 Perhaps I can help you with the menu sir? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5927 Please allow me to scream the specials. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5928 Are you ready to order or do you need a few more minutes? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5929 You don't have a locavore section, by any chance, do you? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5930 It's French-Greek fusion 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5931 May I recommend the petit pois... 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5932 We have a rather large menu. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5933 May I have an hour to tell you about our specials? 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5934 Would you like to,hear the daily specials? 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5935 Sorry sir, this is the political menu - your choice is as good as mine! 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
5936 No, that's not a tall order for our kitchen. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
5937 Do you have anything less obvious? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5938 Sorry sir, that is really special; we offer it only when we run out of everything else. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5939 But that is the kids' menu. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5940 It's only temporary until they finish repairing the blackboard menu. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
5941 Can you get me a pair of binoculars? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
5942 Why, yes. At one time this was a Greek diner. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
5943 Shall I give you an hour to review your options? 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
5944 We just don't want to hear about your diet... 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5945 I see that the gentleman appreciates our expanded menu. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5946 And our sommeliers are waiting to bring the wine lists, Sir. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5947 The manager is just compensating for his small portions. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5948 You can choose any 2 of our 8,000 side dishes. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5949 We kept hearing there weren't enough gluten free options. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5950 Of course, The Complete Works of Primo Levi is locally sourced and free range. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5951 May I tell you about today's 37 specials? 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
5952 Due to a new government regulation, we enlarged the old menu in proportion to your projected size, if you continue to eat here. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5953 Not decided yet? May I bring you a barrel of water in the meantime? 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
5954 If you think the menu is big wait until you see the bill. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5955 You might prefer our small plates menu. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5956 ...and now monsieur, the specials... 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
5957 Do you prefer your hamburger with or without mustard? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5958 I recommend the White Zinfandel Cranberry Malbec Mocha-Aged Aregentinian Blend in a Spiced Glass with Lavender and Rosemary. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
5959 If you don’t see anything you like, the Chef can whip up something special. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
5960 I'll take a smallisbury steak. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
5961 Ah, but we like our menu large sir. It helps offset the portion size of our food. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5962 I’m sorry, Sir, you must be 13 years or younger to order from the big kid’s menu 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5963 If you have an hour, I'll tell you today's specials. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5964 Prices on our lunch menu are much lower. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5965 Wait until you hear about our specials... 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5966 ....and today's special is saltines and a glass of ginger ale----just $19.95...... 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5967 You know what they say about chefs with small menus. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5968 As you can see, we also have a large selection of wines. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5969 Didn't you used to have more? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5970 If you're having trouble deciding, might I suggest delving into the customer reviews section? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5971 While you’re deciding, would you like to see our wine list? 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
5972 My name is Lilliput and I'll be your server. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
5973 Every menu item comes with at least eight chef-curated adjectives. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
5974 Our large print menu is very popular. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
5975 ...ist die Kochspezialität. Sehr lecker. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5976 A better selection? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5977 We pride ourselves in the fact that our tall menu never translates into high prices. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5978 I was told you have bad eye sight. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5979 This is our executive order menu, featuring the chef's signature dish. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5980 ... and if you supersize, we include a loaner forklift for taking home leftovers. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5981 May I recommend the miniature shrimp salad? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5982 We have a big menu to compensate for our small penises./ 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5983 My apologies, but your credit card was declined for the Prix Fixe meal. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5984 No prices listed for our big customers. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5985 Me? I recommend the frim fram sauce with the Ausen fay with chafafa on the side. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5986 Sir,I hope you're a mighty big eater. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5987 Go big or go home and eat. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5988 Yes, that item is a big seller as well, sir. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5989 Eez zees a beeg enough font for you sir? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5990 The big print is really nice, but not the small portions. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5991 Yes, sir. We had to expand our menu to include the #metoo special. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5992 This is a big bite restaurant - no small bites 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5993 And, not on the menu, our Specials tonight are,..... 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5994 It's supersized because of the new readable large print. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5995 "Yep, each 'Ho, Ho, Ho,' was written by the big guy himself. He even autographed it, see, right there, 'Jolly Green Giant.' He's a regular here...' 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5996 Wait until you see the receipt! 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5997 Would Monsieur like to hear the daily specials? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5998 Getting vegas style for dinner was a terrible idea. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5999 Really, it's just as good as larger portions! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6000 Yeah can I fucking get...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
6001 Big menu. Big meals. Big bill. So be a big tipper. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6002 Sir, I said wine. Not blind. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
6003 If you think that's big wait until you see the steak 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
6004 Sir, this is the Cheesecake Factory. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
6005 Yes, sir, this is the one with the prices to match. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
6006 Would you prefer to see our extensive wine list? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
6007 Why yes, our portions are as big as our menu, why do you ask ? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
6008 Now I see why you recommended the House Wine by the glass. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6009 Would you like a bookstand to go with your wine? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6010 You know what they say about men with big menus: big appetite. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6011 If you don't see it on the menu, you must be a moron. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6012 The hotel's food store is what's so big like menu card? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
6013 We added allergy warnings. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6014 You have agree that when we say you will have a "tremendous" dining experience here, we're not exaggerating. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6015 We told you on the phone, we have a really big menu! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6016 Nice, nutrition facts and fictions are included! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6017 My wife likes the Thousand Island dressing. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6018 The chef is Chinese. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6019 Can the chef make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6020 Yes, it is quite large - the bill will be even bigger. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6021 Everything's "Bigly" now. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6022 The better with which to charge you more, my dear! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6023 We decided to list the specials instead of verbalizing them. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6024 Daunting, but size rules Brunch. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6025 We have a number of excellent specials today. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6026 I feel like I have the smallest and oldest place in the city. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
6027 It's commensurate with our prices. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
6028 We pride ourselves on having the largest selection of dining options in the city 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
6029 Man-u spread. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
6030 I'd like to take your order but I think I'll need a bigger pad! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6031 If you have questions on the terms and conditions with any of our menu items, our sue chef will be happy to answer them. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6032 Yes, Sir. We accompany each menu item with a picture of the cow, pig, fish, or chicken. Girtie, there on the top-right, she's especially plump. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
6033 Care to see the wine book? 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
6034 Notice the HUGE specials ! 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6035 Believe it or not, there are some items we are featuring tonight that are not on the menu. 1.0000 0.00567 177 177 0 0
6036 We are working on a lighter menu. 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
6037 I’d like to make a substitution. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
6038 Yes, Sir, we can super-size anything! 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
6039 That's an impressive menu you got there. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
6040 We wanted it to match our prices. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
6041 We also have some specials I'd love to tell you about. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
6042 We also have a small plate menu. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
6043 That's our motto: If you can't find it here, you can't have it anywhere. 1.0000 0.00717 140 140 0 0
6044 Do you have enough time to hear our specials? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
6045 We give the large print version to the baby boomers. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
6046 May I recommend the small plates? 1.0000 0.00749 134 134 0 0
6047 May I tell you tonight's specials? 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
6048 Nothing has caught my eye - what are today's specials? 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
6049 Sorry, but we're out of everything except the vegan entrees. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
6050 Yes, sir, it literally is "all you can eat." 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
6051 I’ll have one of everything. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
6052 Can I get you started with something to gorge on? 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
6053 Yes, the menu is large, but we do have small plates. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
6054 I'd like to tell you about tonight's specials. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
6055 Chef suffers with a Napoleonic complex. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
6056 Are there any additions to the menu? 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
6057 It is in fact the size of the menu that matters 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
6058 Welcome to Texas. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
6059 It's our new expanded menu, Sir. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
6060 Wait 'til you see the check. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
6061 The sautéed flounder is big today. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6062 This being Andorrean cuisine, we have multiple languages to please... 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6063 Would you like to experience the wine list? 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6064 Part of a legal settlement involving extra charges being in small print 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
6065 I'm sorry. We only serve small plates. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6066 Our new menu offers larger portions. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6067 Would you like the large print version of the dessert menu? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6068 I'm afraid our chef is trying to compensate for some other short coming! 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
6069 May I offer you something from our very large small plate menu? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6070 Yes, we have the most extensive wine list in the city. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6071 The Jolly Green Giant has diversified. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
6072 The new menu reflects our larger portion sizes. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6073 Would you lie to Menu-size that ? 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6074 We had to make space for you to choose from column A to Z. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
6075 They are ant-bite size, the chef recommends fifty-seven to sixty-two per person. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6076 Well, sir, you are in Restaurant a la Carte. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6077 Very rare, rare, wimpy, or very wimpy for your Big Menu, Big Bubba's big steak? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6078 I told you it was only one page. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6079 Wait, this is a diner? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6080 May I offer you a cornucopia to start? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6081 House steak, please and a buffalo bag to take my fries home. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6082 Try not to spill the wine, okay? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
6083 Do you need a few more hours to decide? 1.0000 0.00480 209 209 0 0
6084 I can assure you our portions are moderately sized. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6085 You're the smallest person we've ever had here! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6086 Wait till you see the size of our dessert menu! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6087 Welcome to Texas. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
6088 I'll have the wine list wheeled over, and I think you''ll find it more than adequate. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6089 Wait 'til you see chef's amuse bouche. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0