Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu? |
1.9624 |
0.01587 |
2476 |
820 |
929 |
727 |
1 |
We're out of that too. |
1.9606 |
0.01800 |
1979 |
675 |
707 |
597 |
2 |
Thank you for actually reading the entire menu, but now we're closed. |
1.9293 |
0.01885 |
1810 |
650 |
638 |
522 |
3 |
If you'd like, I can have the sommelier drag over the wine list. |
1.9138 |
0.02051 |
1415 |
487 |
563 |
365 |
4 |
Wait 'til you see the check. |
1.9134 |
0.01541 |
2747 |
1025 |
935 |
787 |
5 |
Our chef used to be a lawyer. |
1.9116 |
0.01882 |
1809 |
666 |
637 |
506 |
6 |
Do you need a minute? |
1.9112 |
0.01415 |
2916 |
992 |
1191 |
733 |
7 |
Excellent! Would you like that grilled, griddled, pan-seared, blackened, slow-roasted, broiled, sautéed, pan-fried, deep- fried, braised, boiled, steamed, poached, smoked, fricasseed, or tartare? |
1.9067 |
0.01695 |
2143 |
769 |
805 |
569 |
8 |
I know I’m going to regret this, but may I see your wine selection? |
1.9022 |
0.01915 |
1606 |
559 |
645 |
402 |
9 |
Please listen carefully, as some of our menu options have changed. |
1.8938 |
0.01368 |
3344 |
1243 |
1213 |
888 |
10 |
Just a cup of coffee please. |
1.8839 |
0.02256 |
1206 |
448 |
450 |
308 |
11 |
Would you prefer the large print menu? |
1.8596 |
0.02004 |
1603 |
644 |
540 |
419 |
12 |
Yes, it is a lot to digest. |
1.8583 |
0.01765 |
1806 |
654 |
754 |
398 |
13 |
Yes sir, we are compensating for our tiny portions. |
1.8495 |
0.02058 |
1375 |
519 |
544 |
312 |
14 |
It's a lot to digest. |
1.8457 |
0.01246 |
3961 |
1570 |
1432 |
959 |
15 |
You really can't guess who owns this hotel? |
1.8426 |
0.01961 |
1785 |
775 |
516 |
494 |
16 |
All we have left is the meatloaf. |
1.8385 |
0.01455 |
3096 |
1304 |
988 |
804 |
17 |
May I recommend the free-range chicken? They're listed alphabetically by first name. |
1.8379 |
0.01899 |
1783 |
741 |
590 |
452 |
18 |
Your first time in Texas, sir? |
1.8195 |
0.01410 |
2997 |
1212 |
1114 |
671 |
19 |
Have you read and agreed to our Terms of Service, sir? |
1.8190 |
0.02020 |
1503 |
621 |
533 |
349 |
20 |
We now have to list all the artificial ingredients. |
1.8110 |
0.01931 |
1635 |
682 |
580 |
373 |
21 |
May I suggest column 13 subparagraph 12 item 6??? |
1.7904 |
0.01683 |
2094 |
886 |
761 |
447 |
22 |
We have a few items that are not on the menu. |
1.7887 |
0.01897 |
1552 |
632 |
616 |
304 |
23 |
Ironically, we're out of the jumbo shrimp. |
1.7766 |
0.01718 |
1965 |
838 |
728 |
399 |
24 |
Items ordered will be smaller than they appear. |
1.7730 |
0.01945 |
1511 |
642 |
570 |
299 |
25 |
I recommend the buffet. |
1.7640 |
0.01559 |
2428 |
1070 |
861 |
497 |
26 |
I’m sorry. That’s not on the menu. |
1.7635 |
0.01546 |
2499 |
1111 |
868 |
520 |
27 |
And for the lady? |
1.7574 |
0.01989 |
1591 |
740 |
497 |
354 |
28 |
Have you decided, sir, or shall I come back tomorrow? |
1.7545 |
0.01561 |
2399 |
1068 |
852 |
479 |
29 |
Do you need a few more days to look at our menu? |
1.7504 |
0.02221 |
1158 |
511 |
425 |
222 |
30 |
Do you need a moment? |
1.7313 |
0.01573 |
2285 |
1035 |
829 |
421 |
31 |
If monsieur does not like the picture menu, perhaps he should learn French. |
1.7294 |
0.01881 |
1796 |
879 |
524 |
393 |
32 |
First time at Mar-a-Lago? |
1.7179 |
0.02113 |
1439 |
722 |
401 |
316 |
33 |
Welcome to Chez Costco, Monsieur! Would you care for a case of wine before you order? |
1.7064 |
0.02128 |
1444 |
746 |
376 |
322 |
34 |
No sir, I am not your waiter, I am your menu consultant. |
1.7025 |
0.02232 |
1079 |
498 |
404 |
177 |
35 |
Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? |
1.7016 |
0.03744 |
449 |
228 |
127 |
94 |
36 |
Very good sir #5462, an excellent choice! |
1.6998 |
0.01964 |
1419 |
665 |
515 |
239 |
37 |
Yes, we did expand our menu. |
1.6959 |
0.01880 |
1470 |
673 |
571 |
226 |
38 |
The usual? |
1.6833 |
0.02200 |
1184 |
586 |
387 |
211 |
39 |
Yeah, Mr. Trump likes to make everyone's hands look small. |
1.6819 |
0.01842 |
1820 |
943 |
513 |
364 |
40 |
We’ve recently been acquired by Amazon |
1.6786 |
0.01810 |
1814 |
924 |
549 |
341 |
41 |
It is our all-you-can-eat menu. |
1.6760 |
0.02235 |
966 |
440 |
399 |
127 |
42 |
Excellent choice,I'll have the truck bring it around. |
1.6680 |
0.01836 |
1708 |
869 |
537 |
302 |
43 |
Yes, the alphabet soup is available in large print. |
1.6657 |
0.01849 |
1705 |
877 |
521 |
307 |
44 |
Make sure you save room for the dessert menu. |
1.6645 |
0.01835 |
1529 |
736 |
570 |
223 |
45 |
Would you like to hear the specials too? |
1.6641 |
0.02267 |
1024 |
499 |
370 |
155 |
46 |
Our new chef was formerly a lawyer. |
1.6616 |
0.01859 |
1593 |
799 |
534 |
260 |
47 |
If you like, I can bring you our large-print menu. |
1.6610 |
0.01913 |
1575 |
811 |
487 |
277 |
48 |
I'll have a cup of coffee. |
1.6596 |
0.02093 |
1366 |
720 |
391 |
255 |
49 |
Well it's a tall order, but I'll see what I can do. |
1.6574 |
0.02630 |
791 |
398 |
266 |
127 |
50 |
You'll find our lowest priced entrees at the top. |
1.6523 |
0.01896 |
1619 |
850 |
482 |
287 |
51 |
Welcome to Gulliver's. |
1.6516 |
0.02240 |
1128 |
584 |
353 |
191 |
52 |
I'll just have coffee. |
1.6481 |
0.01882 |
1583 |
820 |
500 |
263 |
53 |
Just wait until you see the bill. |
1.6479 |
0.02085 |
1352 |
719 |
390 |
243 |
54 |
We take pride, sir, in being the only Chinese, American, Italian, French, Russian, Thai, Breakfast, Vegan, Vegetarian, and Gluten-Free restaurant in the city. |
1.6472 |
0.01868 |
1522 |
767 |
525 |
230 |
55 |
If you want the dinner menu, I’ll need to move you to a bigger table. |
1.6465 |
0.02307 |
1072 |
562 |
327 |
183 |
56 |
Wait till you see the bill. |
1.6461 |
0.01950 |
1537 |
817 |
447 |
273 |
57 |
I'm sorry. We only have vegan, vegetarian, ovo-lacto, Kosher, Halal, Lenten, soy, sugar, dairy, and gluten-free options. |
1.6426 |
0.02444 |
845 |
418 |
311 |
116 |
58 |
I regret that we had to seat your wife at a separate table. |
1.6365 |
0.02136 |
1161 |
595 |
393 |
173 |
59 |
Have you decided,or do you need a few more hours? |
1.6350 |
0.01978 |
1293 |
649 |
467 |
177 |
60 |
Sir, if it's not there, it's not food. |
1.6342 |
0.02628 |
760 |
389 |
260 |
111 |
61 |
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. |
1.6335 |
0.02281 |
1124 |
610 |
316 |
198 |
62 |
Yes, this is a Trump restaurant. Why do you ask? |
1.6303 |
0.02281 |
1209 |
686 |
284 |
239 |
63 |
Welcome to Amazon's first restaurant. Can I get you anything in the world? |
1.6286 |
0.02322 |
1069 |
580 |
306 |
183 |
64 |
Coffee. |
1.6273 |
0.02192 |
1159 |
619 |
353 |
187 |
65 |
"You'll have to step outside to see the wine list". |
1.6263 |
0.02223 |
1148 |
620 |
337 |
191 |
66 |
Would you like to super-size that? |
1.6260 |
0.02762 |
722 |
384 |
224 |
114 |
67 |
LARGE portions? Why do you ask? |
1.6237 |
0.03719 |
380 |
198 |
127 |
55 |
68 |
Good morning. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? |
1.6226 |
0.03186 |
530 |
280 |
170 |
80 |
69 |
And for the lady? |
1.6221 |
0.02257 |
1085 |
582 |
331 |
172 |
70 |
We're making menus great again. |
1.6200 |
0.02491 |
942 |
522 |
256 |
164 |
71 |
Our specials are pomposity and pretentiousness. |
1.6195 |
0.02478 |
904 |
488 |
272 |
144 |
72 |
Meatloaf - excellent choice. |
1.6187 |
0.02319 |
1036 |
561 |
309 |
166 |
73 |
Don't let all the health disclaimers spoil your appetite. Monsieur. |
1.6185 |
0.02768 |
671 |
349 |
229 |
93 |
74 |
People kept stealing our old menus. |
1.6159 |
0.02306 |
992 |
525 |
323 |
144 |
75 |
I’m going to go with the buffet. |
1.6159 |
0.02526 |
807 |
422 |
273 |
112 |
76 |
Sorry, we're out of that too. |
1.6154 |
0.02422 |
988 |
549 |
270 |
169 |
77 |
Do you need a moment? |
1.6121 |
0.02338 |
946 |
499 |
315 |
132 |
78 |
The chef is pro-choice. |
1.6114 |
0.02744 |
700 |
373 |
226 |
101 |
79 |
In case you haven't noticed, we've recently expanded our menu |
1.6070 |
0.02413 |
832 |
429 |
301 |
102 |
80 |
Sorry, we're out of everything but the eel. |
1.6067 |
0.03381 |
534 |
309 |
126 |
99 |
81 |
We also have a large-print version if you prefer. |
1.6060 |
0.02470 |
873 |
472 |
273 |
128 |
82 |
I recommend the buffet. |
1.6047 |
0.02611 |
860 |
489 |
222 |
149 |
83 |
Welcome to Texas, sir. |
1.6017 |
0.02562 |
836 |
462 |
245 |
129 |
84 |
Oh good. I don't think our chef has ever attempted that one. |
1.6010 |
0.02868 |
629 |
338 |
204 |
87 |
85 |
Excellent choice, Sir...and would you like to Supersize that? |
1.5983 |
0.02578 |
804 |
441 |
245 |
118 |
86 |
Do you need more time? |
1.5980 |
0.02499 |
791 |
418 |
273 |
100 |
87 |
We now list all ingredients that may cause cancer. |
1.5940 |
0.02568 |
761 |
408 |
254 |
99 |
88 |
Yes, he personally designed this menu right before his inauguration. |
1.5928 |
0.02840 |
754 |
445 |
171 |
138 |
89 |
Wait till you see the bill. |
1.5926 |
0.02798 |
734 |
421 |
191 |
122 |
90 |
Portions are smaller than they appear in the menu. |
1.5924 |
0.02697 |
741 |
412 |
219 |
110 |
91 |
Have you decided? Or would you like another day? |
1.5916 |
0.02592 |
742 |
398 |
249 |
95 |
92 |
That's correct, sir. Everything shown on the menu is actual size. |
1.5891 |
0.02759 |
718 |
404 |
205 |
109 |
93 |
I'll have a Number 3, a Number 9, and two Number 2468s. |
1.5883 |
0.02590 |
702 |
369 |
253 |
80 |
94 |
Do you have 45 minutes to hear our specials? |
1.5865 |
0.03146 |
503 |
272 |
167 |
64 |
95 |
And do you want your receipt texted, emailed or strapped to the hood of your car? |
1.5859 |
0.02824 |
681 |
384 |
195 |
102 |
96 |
Need a little more time? |
1.5840 |
0.02658 |
673 |
358 |
237 |
78 |
97 |
It makes the prices look smaller. |
1.5826 |
0.02762 |
666 |
366 |
212 |
88 |
98 |
Please read carefully as our menu options have recently changed. |
1.5818 |
0.02765 |
660 |
362 |
212 |
86 |
99 |
Yes, items are shown are in actual size. |
1.5816 |
0.02709 |
662 |
357 |
225 |
80 |
100 |
...or perhaps you'd prefer our full menu? |
1.5804 |
0.02944 |
653 |
379 |
169 |
105 |
101 |
It's all Farm to Table.....it's just a very big farm. |
1.5799 |
0.05347 |
169 |
91 |
58 |
20 |
102 |
Turns out you actually can please everyone. |
1.5788 |
0.02777 |
641 |
350 |
211 |
80 |
103 |
"We are best known for our off menu selection". |
1.5764 |
0.02883 |
628 |
353 |
188 |
87 |
104 |
It's all good, but I recommend the grilled cheese sandwich. |
1.5750 |
0.02886 |
607 |
337 |
191 |
79 |
105 |
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. |
1.5742 |
0.02902 |
613 |
344 |
186 |
83 |
106 |
We did that for the over 50 crowd who keep forgetting their reading glasses! |
1.5732 |
0.03154 |
492 |
270 |
162 |
60 |
107 |
We also have 300 specials today. |
1.5700 |
0.02986 |
586 |
333 |
172 |
81 |
108 |
I'm sorry, sir, that's not on our menu. |
1.5682 |
0.02724 |
572 |
298 |
223 |
51 |
109 |
May I suggest something from 204-263 to start, followed by a selection within the range of 500-620. |
1.5675 |
0.03213 |
467 |
257 |
155 |
55 |
110 |
Yes, that is a tall order. |
1.5669 |
0.02977 |
568 |
319 |
176 |
73 |
111 |
I'm sorry but we're out of everything but the toasted cheese sandwich. |
1.5667 |
0.03160 |
547 |
319 |
146 |
82 |
112 |
Shall I give you a moment to decide? |
1.5664 |
0.02909 |
572 |
316 |
188 |
68 |
113 |
We've expanded our menu! |
1.5639 |
0.03039 |
548 |
310 |
167 |
71 |
114 |
Yes, we do have a large-print version. |
1.5627 |
0.03076 |
542 |
309 |
161 |
72 |
115 |
Another excellent choice, sir, but we are also out of that |
1.5625 |
0.03239 |
544 |
326 |
130 |
88 |
116 |
Of course our menu changes daily. Why do you ask? |
1.5619 |
0.03047 |
541 |
306 |
166 |
69 |
117 |
My, that's a tall order. |
1.5619 |
0.03146 |
541 |
315 |
148 |
78 |
118 |
The portions are average size. Why do you ask ? |
1.5619 |
0.02979 |
541 |
300 |
178 |
63 |
119 |
Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? |
1.5616 |
0.03045 |
536 |
302 |
167 |
67 |
120 |
Sorry, monsieur. The advertisement said we expanded our menu, not the number of selections. |
1.5613 |
0.04411 |
269 |
155 |
77 |
37 |
121 |
We don't have that. |
1.5612 |
0.03067 |
531 |
300 |
164 |
67 |
122 |
In addition to Nutrition Facts, our Menu includes cow genealogy, cheese age, tomato heritage, dairy expiration, ocean of origin, and a translation for all Pennsylvania Dutch dishes. Would you like to hear our specials? |
1.5610 |
0.03127 |
533 |
307 |
153 |
73 |
123 |
Excellent choice, sir. I'll have your menu removed shortly. |
1.5602 |
0.02897 |
532 |
287 |
192 |
53 |
124 |
Would you like to see our full dinner menu? |
1.5598 |
0.03211 |
527 |
310 |
139 |
78 |
125 |
Are you ready to hear about our specials? |
1.5592 |
0.03134 |
524 |
301 |
153 |
70 |
126 |
No, I'm afraid I didn't see your wife leave either. |
1.5591 |
0.03281 |
508 |
300 |
132 |
76 |
127 |
I will also be your Sommelier due to an unfortunate accident with the wine list. |
1.5590 |
0.03154 |
517 |
297 |
151 |
69 |
128 |
I recommend the whale. |
1.5581 |
0.03111 |
516 |
293 |
158 |
65 |
129 |
Our chef used to be an attorney.... |
1.5562 |
0.03178 |
507 |
292 |
148 |
67 |
130 |
Can I start you off with an attorney, or would you like more time looking over the terms and conditions? |
1.5547 |
0.03271 |
503 |
297 |
133 |
73 |
131 |
If you don't see it on the menu, just ask. |
1.5540 |
0.03137 |
500 |
284 |
155 |
61 |
132 |
I believe you are safe now sir. She never saw you. |
1.5516 |
0.03165 |
475 |
267 |
154 |
54 |
133 |
I can assure you, sir, if it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. |
1.5507 |
0.03313 |
483 |
285 |
130 |
68 |
134 |
The beanstalk soup is to die for. |
1.5500 |
0.03141 |
480 |
270 |
156 |
54 |
135 |
Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? |
1.5495 |
0.02992 |
475 |
256 |
177 |
42 |
136 |
My name is Claude and I'll be you new server; Eduardo was crushed by the wine list. |
1.5487 |
0.03250 |
472 |
272 |
141 |
59 |
137 |
You know what's fun? Getting naked and rolling around on the braille one. |
1.5485 |
0.03479 |
474 |
291 |
106 |
77 |
138 |
Perhaps monsieur would prefer to order from the children's menu |
1.5482 |
0.03263 |
467 |
269 |
140 |
58 |
139 |
Would you like me to come back tomorrow? |
1.5480 |
0.03294 |
469 |
273 |
135 |
61 |
140 |
We have no idea what the specials are. They appear at the top of the menu. |
1.5478 |
0.03284 |
471 |
274 |
136 |
61 |
141 |
And we also have some specials that are not on the menu. |
1.5474 |
0.03043 |
464 |
252 |
170 |
42 |
142 |
Would you like a little more time, say Tuesday? |
1.5452 |
0.03966 |
299 |
169 |
97 |
33 |
143 |
Welcome to Mar A Lago sir. |
1.5445 |
0.03436 |
461 |
278 |
115 |
68 |
144 |
Yes sir, that is the first time I've heard the jumbo shrimp joke. |
1.5436 |
0.03462 |
447 |
268 |
115 |
64 |
145 |
Is my wife still sitting at this table? |
1.5419 |
0.03380 |
430 |
249 |
129 |
52 |
146 |
And for our Surf and Turf we have a Great White Shark and Iowa. |
1.5402 |
0.03610 |
435 |
269 |
97 |
69 |
147 |
The chef recommends the whole enchilada. |
1.5395 |
0.03381 |
430 |
250 |
128 |
52 |
148 |
Shall I roll in the wine list? |
1.5394 |
0.03051 |
432 |
232 |
167 |
33 |
149 |
Care to start with a little something? |
1.5394 |
0.03255 |
432 |
244 |
143 |
45 |
150 |
#61.498 does come with fries. |
1.5392 |
0.03212 |
434 |
243 |
148 |
43 |
151 |
By placing your order, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions as set forth in your menu. |
1.5392 |
0.03357 |
434 |
252 |
130 |
52 |
152 |
Good evening sir. Once you agree to our disclaimers, I'd be delighted to take your order. |
1.5377 |
0.03334 |
424 |
243 |
134 |
47 |
153 |
We don't have that. |
1.5372 |
0.03591 |
417 |
253 |
104 |
60 |
154 |
Would you like a little more time? |
1.5363 |
0.03130 |
427 |
234 |
157 |
36 |
155 |
Wait till you see the pepper grinder. |
1.5343 |
0.03718 |
408 |
254 |
90 |
64 |
156 |
That's a tall order, sir. |
1.5343 |
0.03324 |
408 |
231 |
136 |
41 |
157 |
There's a lot to digest. |
1.5335 |
0.03427 |
403 |
233 |
125 |
45 |
158 |
The seared beef's backstory gets really interesting in Chapter Four. |
1.5335 |
0.03637 |
403 |
245 |
101 |
57 |
159 |
It's how we keep the tourists from taking them home. |
1.5335 |
0.03354 |
403 |
229 |
133 |
41 |
160 |
Would you like to start with something small? |
1.5332 |
0.03420 |
407 |
236 |
125 |
46 |
161 |
We are starting a Costco to Table Movement. |
1.5322 |
0.03630 |
404 |
246 |
101 |
57 |
162 |
Your ex is still over there. I'll give you a few more minutes. |
1.5316 |
0.03570 |
395 |
235 |
110 |
50 |
163 |
Sorry, we don't have that tonight. |
1.5313 |
0.03596 |
399 |
240 |
106 |
53 |
164 |
Shall I tell you about the specials? |
1.5313 |
0.03379 |
399 |
228 |
130 |
41 |
165 |
Our guests kept stealing the menus. |
1.5296 |
0.03481 |
389 |
226 |
120 |
43 |
166 |
I'm sorry, but we don't have that either. |
1.5296 |
0.03345 |
389 |
219 |
134 |
36 |
167 |
We thought it was time the look of our menu was in keeping with our prices. |
1.5293 |
0.03638 |
393 |
238 |
102 |
53 |
168 |
I'll take your order when you finish reading the eater's agreement. |
1.5293 |
0.03584 |
393 |
235 |
108 |
50 |
169 |
Is this the whole menu? |
1.5293 |
0.03638 |
393 |
238 |
102 |
53 |
170 |
We were having a problem with stolen menus. |
1.5284 |
0.03564 |
388 |
230 |
111 |
47 |
171 |
Our menu writer used to work for the New Yorker. |
1.5262 |
0.03718 |
382 |
234 |
95 |
53 |
172 |
Should I bring our large-print menu? |
1.5251 |
0.03550 |
379 |
223 |
113 |
43 |
173 |
I know. The chef couldn't decide either. |
1.5243 |
0.03593 |
370 |
218 |
110 |
42 |
174 |
They all come with a pickle. |
1.5241 |
0.03585 |
374 |
221 |
110 |
43 |
175 |
How do you like our All You Can Read menu? |
1.5229 |
0.03647 |
371 |
222 |
104 |
45 |
176 |
And pinch with two fingers to zoom out again. |
1.5229 |
0.03687 |
371 |
224 |
100 |
47 |
177 |
I'm glad you're finding our "I left my glasses at home" menu useful sir |
1.5217 |
0.03331 |
368 |
205 |
134 |
29 |
178 |
Is this your first time dining in Texas sir? |
1.5216 |
0.03532 |
370 |
216 |
115 |
39 |
179 |
I recommend the blue whale. |
1.5205 |
0.03773 |
365 |
224 |
92 |
49 |
180 |
Wait until you see the size of the check! |
1.5194 |
0.03991 |
360 |
231 |
71 |
58 |
181 |
Well just think, I had to memorize it. |
1.5193 |
0.03653 |
362 |
216 |
104 |
42 |
182 |
Wine list? I'll have Bruno wheel it over at once. |
1.5193 |
0.03776 |
362 |
222 |
92 |
48 |
183 |
Is this all you've got? |
1.5183 |
0.03728 |
355 |
214 |
98 |
43 |
184 |
We strive for quantity not quality. |
1.5182 |
0.03733 |
357 |
216 |
97 |
44 |
185 |
It's because all the dishes now have corporate sponsors. |
1.5182 |
0.02707 |
357 |
174 |
181 |
2 |
186 |
If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. |
1.5181 |
0.03546 |
359 |
209 |
114 |
36 |
187 |
I'm so sorry, sir, we happen to be out of that one tonight too. |
1.5172 |
0.03627 |
348 |
204 |
108 |
36 |
188 |
New regulations are requiring us to list all of our ingredients. |
1.5171 |
0.03724 |
350 |
210 |
99 |
41 |
189 |
Surprise me. |
1.5158 |
0.03883 |
349 |
217 |
84 |
48 |
190 |
First time at Chez Costco? |
1.5158 |
0.03862 |
349 |
216 |
86 |
47 |
191 |
The selection is rather limited and the food is so-so, but the menu item descriptions made the short list for the Man Booker Prize. |
1.5158 |
0.03457 |
349 |
198 |
122 |
29 |
192 |
Per recent legislation, we are mandated to provide the exact origin of each and every ingredient |
1.5145 |
0.03795 |
344 |
209 |
93 |
42 |
193 |
Do you wish to supersize that, sir? |
1.5145 |
0.03635 |
344 |
202 |
107 |
35 |
194 |
Why yes, we did expand our menu |
1.5145 |
0.03779 |
346 |
210 |
94 |
42 |
195 |
That's a pretty tall order. |
1.5144 |
0.03673 |
348 |
207 |
103 |
38 |
196 |
A step ladder? Excellent choice, sir. |
1.5133 |
0.03578 |
339 |
196 |
112 |
31 |
197 |
Very good, sir. The whale is an excellent choice. |
1.5133 |
0.03882 |
339 |
209 |
86 |
44 |
198 |
Are you ready to order, or would you like a few more days? |
1.5132 |
0.03775 |
341 |
206 |
95 |
40 |
199 |
I recommend the petit fours if you're feeling ironic this evening. |
1.5131 |
0.03376 |
343 |
191 |
128 |
24 |
200 |
Perhaps you’d prefer our small plates menu. |
1.5118 |
0.03800 |
338 |
205 |
93 |
40 |
201 |
Excellent choice, and with that you get any thirteen sides. |
1.5105 |
0.03698 |
333 |
197 |
102 |
34 |
202 |
Sir, would you like to hear our specials? |
1.5104 |
0.03778 |
335 |
202 |
95 |
38 |
203 |
Is this your first visit to the Ulysses Room at the James Joyce Restaurant? |
1.5101 |
0.03697 |
345 |
207 |
100 |
38 |
204 |
Would you prefer our dinner menu? |
1.5076 |
0.03847 |
327 |
199 |
90 |
38 |
205 |
Today's special is the illusion of choice. |
1.5076 |
0.03620 |
327 |
190 |
108 |
29 |
206 |
Do you need a minute? |
1.5076 |
0.03706 |
329 |
195 |
101 |
33 |
207 |
The chef is pro-choice. |
1.5076 |
0.03681 |
329 |
194 |
103 |
32 |
208 |
Only the first five lines are food, the rest was written by lawyers. |
1.5076 |
0.03853 |
329 |
201 |
89 |
39 |
209 |
We have a few additions to the menu this evening! |
1.5047 |
0.03816 |
319 |
192 |
93 |
34 |
210 |
Actually, sir, I don’t recommend anything. |
1.5032 |
0.03905 |
312 |
190 |
87 |
35 |
211 |
Unfortunately that’s the only item we’ve run out of. |
1.5016 |
0.03833 |
305 |
182 |
93 |
30 |
212 |
Do you need a few minutes? |
1.5016 |
0.03644 |
307 |
177 |
106 |
24 |
213 |
Yes sir, we've expanded our menu. |
1.5016 |
0.03780 |
311 |
185 |
96 |
30 |
214 |
We have a large print menu if you would prefer. |
1.5016 |
0.04019 |
311 |
194 |
78 |
39 |
215 |
No, no, no. Of course the big menu doesn't make your hands look small. |
1.5016 |
0.04224 |
313 |
204 |
61 |
48 |
216 |
I'll start with a step-stool or binoculars , please? |
1.5000 |
0.04095 |
306 |
193 |
73 |
40 |
217 |
I'll have the Giraffe |
1.5000 |
0.04274 |
306 |
200 |
59 |
47 |
218 |
We have a walk-in wine list. |
1.5000 |
0.04035 |
304 |
189 |
78 |
37 |
219 |
The wine list will be released this weekend in IMAX 3D. |
1.5000 |
0.03880 |
306 |
185 |
89 |
32 |
220 |
Did you see the billboard with today's specials? |
1.4983 |
0.03963 |
303 |
186 |
83 |
34 |
221 |
Welcome to Tolstoy. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? |
1.4983 |
0.04230 |
303 |
196 |
63 |
44 |
222 |
What were the specials again? |
1.4983 |
0.04072 |
303 |
190 |
75 |
38 |
223 |
If I put it down, I fear I may injure the people at the next table. |
1.4983 |
0.04173 |
301 |
192 |
68 |
41 |
224 |
Would you prefer the audiobook, sir? |
1.4967 |
0.04076 |
300 |
188 |
75 |
37 |
225 |
Any questions about the menu? |
1.4967 |
0.03288 |
300 |
162 |
127 |
11 |
226 |
Are you ready to order or should I come back tomorrow? |
1.4966 |
0.04013 |
298 |
184 |
80 |
34 |
227 |
Yes, but the portions are surprisingly small. |
1.4966 |
0.03738 |
296 |
173 |
99 |
24 |
228 |
Welcome to Café Proust. Are you ready to order, or do you need another volume? |
1.4949 |
0.03908 |
297 |
180 |
87 |
30 |
229 |
Take a look at the menu and I'll be back in just a few hours. |
1.4949 |
0.03685 |
295 |
171 |
102 |
22 |
230 |
If you'd like to hear about tonight's specials, I may kill myself. |
1.4949 |
0.04092 |
293 |
183 |
75 |
35 |
231 |
This includes all of our gluten-free, conflict-free, dairy-free, vegan, non-GMO, non-MSG, low fat, low sugar, and low carb options. |
1.4949 |
0.04204 |
293 |
187 |
67 |
39 |
232 |
Indeed, sir, Mar-a-Lago prides itself on the largest selection in the history of the world. |
1.4932 |
0.04073 |
292 |
182 |
76 |
34 |
233 |
Do you wish to see the complete menu? |
1.4931 |
0.04056 |
288 |
178 |
78 |
32 |
234 |
Would you prefer a kid’s menu? |
1.4914 |
0.03719 |
291 |
170 |
99 |
22 |
235 |
I know sir, but most of it is caloric count, disclaimers, warnings, and your rights if dissatisfied." |
1.4913 |
0.04006 |
287 |
176 |
81 |
30 |
236 |
It’s the biggest and best menu in the city. It really is. People don’t know it but it is. It’s the best. And, the biggest. It is really is. People don’t know it. It’s fantastic. Trust me, I know.” |
1.4913 |
0.03819 |
287 |
170 |
93 |
24 |
237 |
Trees used to create the menu were locally sourced, sir. |
1.4912 |
0.03606 |
285 |
162 |
106 |
17 |
238 |
if you think that's big, wait 'til you see the bill. |
1.4897 |
0.03581 |
292 |
167 |
107 |
18 |
239 |
Just wait until you see the wine list. |
1.4894 |
0.04058 |
282 |
174 |
78 |
30 |
240 |
I recommend the jumbo shrimp. |
1.4893 |
0.03951 |
280 |
169 |
85 |
26 |
241 |
The whole menu is tremendous this evening. |
1.4891 |
0.03226 |
276 |
146 |
125 |
5 |
242 |
I'm sorry, but we're out of that too. |
1.4891 |
0.04217 |
276 |
174 |
69 |
33 |
243 |
I’ll be right back with the large print version. |
1.4875 |
0.04183 |
279 |
176 |
70 |
33 |
244 |
We are out of everything except the meat loaf. |
1.4874 |
0.04328 |
277 |
179 |
61 |
37 |
245 |
Really? No questions? |
1.4874 |
0.03710 |
277 |
160 |
99 |
18 |
246 |
If you find Waldo you get a free appetizer. |
1.4873 |
0.04101 |
275 |
170 |
76 |
29 |
247 |
Sorry, sir, that's not on the menu. |
1.4873 |
0.04228 |
275 |
174 |
68 |
33 |
248 |
We've made menus great again. |
1.4873 |
0.04165 |
275 |
172 |
72 |
31 |
249 |
We've expanded our menu! |
1.4855 |
0.03858 |
276 |
164 |
90 |
22 |
250 |
Yes, sir, new government mandates require us to provide the given names of all of tonight's chickens, pigs, cows, and farm-raised salmon. |
1.4855 |
0.04217 |
276 |
175 |
68 |
33 |
251 |
A large-print menu? But of course. |
1.4855 |
0.04340 |
276 |
179 |
60 |
37 |
252 |
Bonjour, monsieur. Bienvenue au bistro Costco. |
1.4854 |
0.04333 |
274 |
177 |
61 |
36 |
253 |
Our most popular items are not on the menu. |
1.4834 |
0.04242 |
271 |
172 |
67 |
32 |
254 |
If I could take just an hour of your time I'd like to tell you about our specials tonight. |
1.4834 |
0.04144 |
271 |
169 |
73 |
29 |
255 |
Would you like a few hours to look it over before ordering? |
1.4833 |
0.04167 |
269 |
168 |
72 |
29 |
256 |
I'm afraid we're closed now. |
1.4831 |
0.04322 |
267 |
171 |
63 |
33 |
257 |
Welcome! My name is Joe; I'll be your page turner this evening. |
1.4831 |
0.04223 |
267 |
168 |
69 |
30 |
258 |
Are you ready, sir, or do you need a couple of hours? |
1.4812 |
0.03993 |
266 |
161 |
82 |
23 |
259 |
Would like a few more days? |
1.4809 |
0.04350 |
262 |
168 |
62 |
32 |
260 |
We no longer offer small plates. |
1.4809 |
0.04108 |
262 |
161 |
76 |
25 |
261 |
Would prefer the large print version? |
1.4809 |
0.04316 |
262 |
167 |
64 |
31 |
262 |
Sorry, we are all out of everything except for item #1595 |
1.4806 |
0.04261 |
258 |
162 |
68 |
28 |
263 |
We have everything. Except that. |
1.4802 |
0.04408 |
252 |
161 |
61 |
30 |
264 |
Would you prefer our full menu, instead, sir? |
1.4788 |
0.04353 |
259 |
166 |
62 |
31 |
265 |
Sir, you did ask for the large print menu |
1.4776 |
0.04736 |
201 |
125 |
56 |
20 |
266 |
If you prefer, we have a large-print version. |
1.4769 |
0.04374 |
260 |
168 |
60 |
32 |
267 |
Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. |
1.4767 |
0.04043 |
258 |
157 |
79 |
22 |
268 |
Need a little more time? |
1.4766 |
0.04139 |
256 |
158 |
74 |
24 |
269 |
Welcome to Brobdingnagian’s, serving Lilliputians since 1726! |
1.4766 |
0.04102 |
256 |
157 |
76 |
23 |
270 |
We also have a few specials tonight .... |
1.4766 |
0.04065 |
256 |
156 |
78 |
22 |
271 |
Would you prefer our large print menu, sir? |
1.4764 |
0.04487 |
254 |
166 |
55 |
33 |
272 |
May I suggest... starting off with something small. |
1.4764 |
0.03971 |
254 |
152 |
83 |
19 |
273 |
Wait till you see our pepper mills! |
1.4764 |
0.04163 |
254 |
157 |
73 |
24 |
274 |
Sorry, we are out of that as well |
1.4762 |
0.03790 |
252 |
146 |
92 |
14 |
275 |
That's a tall order, it may take a while. |
1.4743 |
0.03738 |
253 |
146 |
94 |
13 |
276 |
The third Michlen star has gone to the chef’s head. |
1.4737 |
0.03664 |
247 |
140 |
97 |
10 |
277 |
Yes sir, the kitchen sink is available. |
1.4737 |
0.04546 |
247 |
162 |
53 |
32 |
278 |
It makes the prices seem smaller. |
1.4718 |
0.03955 |
248 |
148 |
83 |
17 |
279 |
All part of our continuing effort to make you feel small, sir. |
1.4718 |
0.04459 |
248 |
161 |
57 |
30 |
280 |
It's to make up for the incredibly small portions. |
1.4718 |
0.04310 |
248 |
157 |
65 |
26 |
281 |
Yes sir. Only one menu item but we are exceedingly proud of it. |
1.4718 |
0.03518 |
248 |
138 |
103 |
7 |
282 |
I see you got rid of the tuna melt. |
1.4711 |
0.04309 |
242 |
152 |
66 |
24 |
283 |
Try the veal at latitude 40.73, longitude 73.93. |
1.4711 |
0.04427 |
242 |
155 |
60 |
27 |
284 |
Wait until Monsieur sees the check. |
1.4708 |
0.04493 |
240 |
155 |
57 |
28 |
285 |
Welcome to Ristorante de Costco. May I take your bulk order? |
1.4694 |
0.04348 |
245 |
156 |
63 |
26 |
286 |
And for today's specials we have... |
1.4691 |
0.03966 |
243 |
145 |
82 |
16 |
287 |
Out the window to your right, sir, the crane operator has the wine list. |
1.4689 |
0.04440 |
241 |
155 |
59 |
27 |
288 |
Would you like to order now, Sir, or should I stop by tomorrow? |
1.4689 |
0.04479 |
241 |
156 |
57 |
28 |
289 |
In addition, we have the following specials.....! |
1.4689 |
0.03529 |
241 |
134 |
101 |
6 |
290 |
The menu includes my screenplay, which is available to option. |
1.4686 |
0.04307 |
239 |
150 |
66 |
23 |
291 |
It's our 'Dining Alone' menu. We don't want our other guests to see you. |
1.4686 |
0.03496 |
239 |
132 |
102 |
5 |
292 |
In the spirit of equality, Mr. Trump likes to make everyones hands look small |
1.4686 |
0.04428 |
239 |
153 |
60 |
26 |
293 |
No, we are out of that... |
1.4686 |
0.04388 |
239 |
152 |
62 |
25 |
294 |
Number 1,457 comes with your choice of rice or potatoes. |
1.4686 |
0.04348 |
239 |
151 |
64 |
24 |
295 |
Welcome to Chez Trump! Our special tonight is raw hyperbole on a half shell. |
1.4667 |
0.04492 |
240 |
156 |
56 |
28 |
296 |
I've never read it myself. |
1.4664 |
0.04360 |
238 |
151 |
63 |
24 |
297 |
May I suggest a half-bottle, sir? Your wife left twenty minutes ago. |
1.4661 |
0.04133 |
236 |
144 |
74 |
18 |
298 |
I said, "We have a large menu." I did not say we have a large selection. |
1.4661 |
0.04304 |
236 |
148 |
66 |
22 |
299 |
Need another minute? |
1.4661 |
0.04387 |
236 |
150 |
62 |
24 |
300 |
Now let me tell you about our specials... |
1.4655 |
0.04607 |
232 |
152 |
52 |
28 |
301 |
May I suggest anything at eye level? |
1.4649 |
0.05085 |
185 |
120 |
44 |
21 |
302 |
So just the hamburger then…very good, Sir. |
1.4632 |
0.04412 |
231 |
147 |
61 |
23 |
303 |
It's the opposite of tapas - we call it bigass. |
1.4629 |
0.04773 |
229 |
154 |
44 |
31 |
304 |
The short-order cook quit. |
1.4629 |
0.04568 |
229 |
149 |
54 |
26 |
305 |
I'll have the shortribs, with baby carrots and microgreens. |
1.4629 |
0.04526 |
229 |
148 |
56 |
25 |
306 |
Wouldn't you know if? I'm afraid we're out of that one too. |
1.4629 |
0.04483 |
229 |
147 |
58 |
24 |
307 |
Or you can download it on our free app. |
1.4605 |
0.03996 |
228 |
136 |
79 |
13 |
308 |
Go ahead, be ironic, order the shrimp. |
1.4605 |
0.04276 |
228 |
142 |
67 |
19 |
309 |
No sir, I can't tell if your guest has arrived either. |
1.4605 |
0.04741 |
215 |
141 |
49 |
25 |
310 |
I'll just have water. |
1.4602 |
0.04393 |
226 |
143 |
62 |
21 |
311 |
And for the lady... what will you be having this evening madame? |
1.4602 |
0.03920 |
226 |
133 |
82 |
11 |
312 |
Would you like more time? |
1.4602 |
0.04393 |
226 |
143 |
62 |
21 |
313 |
Would you like to see our asparagus-free menu? |
1.4602 |
0.04820 |
226 |
153 |
42 |
31 |
314 |
Congratulations, Sir! Not everyone grasps the irony. |
1.4602 |
0.04393 |
226 |
143 |
62 |
21 |
315 |
Our complete menu is online. |
1.4602 |
0.03552 |
226 |
126 |
96 |
4 |
316 |
I recommend the filet mignon under Section 5.37, paragraph 2. |
1.4602 |
0.04303 |
226 |
141 |
66 |
19 |
317 |
Are you ready to order, or will you need a few days to go over the menu? |
1.4602 |
0.04482 |
226 |
145 |
58 |
23 |
318 |
Would you like some more time? |
1.4598 |
0.04511 |
224 |
144 |
57 |
23 |
319 |
Granted, not everyone can handle our menu. |
1.4598 |
0.04466 |
224 |
143 |
59 |
22 |
320 |
We're out of everything except the chicken. |
1.4598 |
0.04685 |
224 |
148 |
49 |
27 |
321 |
Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. |
1.4598 |
0.03734 |
224 |
128 |
89 |
7 |
322 |
It's now proportional to our prices and pretension. |
1.4598 |
0.04853 |
224 |
152 |
41 |
31 |
323 |
My apologies sir, Mr. Trump made it very clear that everything must be huge. |
1.4598 |
0.04642 |
224 |
147 |
51 |
26 |
324 |
We’re required to list all possible allergens. |
1.4598 |
0.04894 |
224 |
153 |
39 |
32 |
325 |
Wait until you see our pepper mill. |
1.4598 |
0.04555 |
224 |
145 |
55 |
24 |
326 |
We got tired of people stealing the menus. |
1.4598 |
0.03569 |
224 |
125 |
95 |
4 |
327 |
Can I recommend a barrel of white wine? |
1.4598 |
0.04466 |
224 |
143 |
59 |
22 |
328 |
Does this menu make my hands look small?" "Why no, Mr. President. |
1.4598 |
0.04189 |
224 |
137 |
71 |
16 |
329 |
No substitutions, please. |
1.4581 |
0.04334 |
227 |
143 |
64 |
20 |
330 |
The kitchen will be closing in ten minutes. |
1.4581 |
0.04103 |
227 |
138 |
74 |
15 |
331 |
Waiter......I'd like 1 from row 1124 column 92, 1 from row 128 column 130, and 1 from row 117 column 224 please. |
1.4578 |
0.03669 |
225 |
128 |
91 |
6 |
332 |
Welcome to our new Italian-Russian-Scandinavian-Thai-Korean-Brazilian-TexMex-French fusion restaurant. |
1.4578 |
0.04361 |
225 |
142 |
63 |
20 |
333 |
Wait until you see the size of the bill. |
1.4574 |
0.05032 |
223 |
156 |
32 |
35 |
334 |
You may have noticed, our menu has expanded. |
1.4570 |
0.04731 |
221 |
147 |
47 |
27 |
335 |
We've expanded our menu significantly since your last visit. |
1.4570 |
0.04463 |
221 |
141 |
59 |
21 |
336 |
That would be the map of where the beef and chicken have free range. |
1.4570 |
0.04688 |
221 |
146 |
49 |
26 |
337 |
'Perhaps you would like something from our supersized menu?' |
1.4570 |
0.04417 |
221 |
140 |
61 |
20 |
338 |
Kosher gluten-free nut-free dairy-free non-GMO raw paleo? Page 2, column 3. |
1.4570 |
0.04860 |
221 |
150 |
41 |
30 |
339 |
Do you need a moment, Sir? |
1.4570 |
0.04226 |
221 |
136 |
69 |
16 |
340 |
Is this all you have? |
1.4566 |
0.04538 |
219 |
141 |
56 |
22 |
341 |
How are the portions? |
1.4566 |
0.04253 |
219 |
135 |
68 |
16 |
342 |
If you’re in a hurry there’s an index on the back |
1.4566 |
0.04350 |
219 |
137 |
64 |
18 |
343 |
Sorry, we don't have that. |
1.4558 |
0.04455 |
215 |
136 |
60 |
19 |
344 |
Sir, I don't have all day. |
1.4558 |
0.04524 |
226 |
147 |
55 |
24 |
345 |
It also doubles as the restroom key. |
1.4554 |
0.04534 |
213 |
136 |
57 |
20 |
346 |
Sorry Sir, there simply wasn't enough space to include the prices. |
1.4554 |
0.04772 |
213 |
141 |
47 |
25 |
347 |
Shall I give you a moment to decide? |
1.4545 |
0.04476 |
220 |
141 |
58 |
21 |
348 |
It's a little-known fact that Tolstoy's real passion was cooking. |
1.4545 |
0.05331 |
165 |
108 |
39 |
18 |
349 |
Shall I gather the men together to bring the wine list? |
1.4545 |
0.04833 |
220 |
149 |
42 |
29 |
350 |
I can get you a large print menu if you prefer. |
1.4537 |
0.04722 |
216 |
143 |
48 |
25 |
351 |
Sir, here at the Trump Grille, the size of the menu bears no relation to the size of the owner's ego. |
1.4537 |
0.04812 |
216 |
145 |
44 |
27 |
352 |
The dishes in the bottom left- and right-hand corners are the most popular. |
1.4537 |
0.04812 |
216 |
145 |
44 |
27 |
353 |
This restaurant is pro choice. |
1.4537 |
0.04630 |
216 |
141 |
52 |
23 |
354 |
I'd like to order off the menu, please. |
1.4537 |
0.03581 |
216 |
121 |
92 |
3 |
355 |
That will be $30.99 for the menu, sir. Can I get you anything else? |
1.4537 |
0.04391 |
216 |
136 |
62 |
18 |
356 |
I don't know - - do you have anything else?? |
1.4537 |
0.03640 |
216 |
122 |
90 |
4 |
357 |
As you see, we've expanded our menu... |
1.4537 |
0.04033 |
216 |
129 |
76 |
11 |
358 |
I'll bring the winelist if you'll take one end. |
1.4537 |
0.04630 |
216 |
141 |
52 |
23 |
359 |
Do you need a moment to decide? |
1.4537 |
0.04536 |
216 |
139 |
56 |
21 |
360 |
Well sir, that's a tall order, but I think we can handle it. |
1.4537 |
0.04292 |
216 |
134 |
66 |
16 |
361 |
So will that be a cup, a bowl, or a bucket? |
1.4533 |
0.04469 |
214 |
136 |
59 |
19 |
362 |
You may want to stretch your legs before I take you through the specials |
1.4533 |
0.04566 |
214 |
138 |
55 |
21 |
363 |
Oh, sorry. We're out of that. |
1.4533 |
0.04661 |
214 |
140 |
51 |
23 |
364 |
Would you care to walk over to the wine menu? |
1.4516 |
0.04794 |
217 |
146 |
44 |
27 |
365 |
We've just expanded our menu. |
1.4516 |
0.04520 |
217 |
140 |
56 |
21 |
366 |
I should mention that even our menus were harvested locally from fallen redwoods. |
1.4507 |
0.04952 |
213 |
146 |
38 |
29 |
367 |
The chef was an English major. |
1.4502 |
0.04708 |
211 |
139 |
49 |
23 |
368 |
The usual? |
1.4502 |
0.04942 |
211 |
144 |
39 |
28 |
369 |
Are you sure you'd like the jumbo shrimp? |
1.4502 |
0.04803 |
211 |
141 |
45 |
25 |
370 |
Do you have half an hour to hear about our specials? |
1.4498 |
0.04643 |
209 |
136 |
52 |
21 |
371 |
Can I tell you about our specials? |
1.4498 |
0.04593 |
209 |
135 |
54 |
20 |
372 |
The chef is a former lawyer so there's lots of fine print! |
1.4498 |
0.04336 |
209 |
130 |
64 |
15 |
373 |
And when you are ready, the wine list is available as an audiobook. |
1.4493 |
0.04144 |
207 |
125 |
71 |
11 |
374 |
Relax, pal, it's just chicken done 3,467 ways. |
1.4491 |
0.04289 |
216 |
135 |
65 |
16 |
375 |
I'll have the Giraffe |
1.4483 |
0.03568 |
203 |
113 |
89 |
1 |
376 |
Welcome to Tolstoy's. May I take your order? |
1.4471 |
0.04805 |
208 |
139 |
45 |
24 |
377 |
Would you like another hour to look over the menu? |
1.4471 |
0.03715 |
208 |
119 |
85 |
4 |
378 |
Do you have anything lighter? |
1.4471 |
0.03715 |
208 |
119 |
85 |
4 |
379 |
You should see our pepper grinders. |
1.4466 |
0.03472 |
206 |
114 |
92 |
0 |
380 |
Yes, sir, it's our bifocal-free menu. |
1.4461 |
0.05021 |
204 |
140 |
37 |
27 |
381 |
I see you have expanded your menu. |
1.4461 |
0.04875 |
204 |
137 |
43 |
24 |
382 |
I regret to inform you that--while you were perusing it--the seasonal menu changed. |
1.4461 |
0.04406 |
204 |
128 |
61 |
15 |
383 |
I'm afraid we don't have a big salad. |
1.4455 |
0.04208 |
202 |
123 |
68 |
11 |
384 |
I recommend #1,549. |
1.4455 |
0.03506 |
202 |
112 |
90 |
0 |
385 |
If you think that's big wait til you see our pepper grinder. |
1.4444 |
0.03886 |
198 |
115 |
78 |
5 |
386 |
Would you like to hear about our off the menu items as well? |
1.4439 |
0.04390 |
205 |
129 |
61 |
15 |
387 |
What chapter are the appetizers on? |
1.4433 |
0.04582 |
203 |
131 |
54 |
18 |
388 |
Only the salmon is left. |
1.4433 |
0.04529 |
203 |
130 |
56 |
17 |
389 |
Nobody's walked away with one yet. |
1.4433 |
0.04420 |
203 |
128 |
60 |
15 |
390 |
May I make a little suggestion? |
1.4428 |
0.04505 |
201 |
128 |
57 |
16 |
391 |
And for our specials not on the menu . . . |
1.4428 |
0.04773 |
201 |
133 |
47 |
21 |
392 |
Would you like me to walk you through the menu,sir? |
1.4428 |
0.04773 |
201 |
133 |
47 |
21 |
393 |
Trump restaurants is proud to offer the biggest menu, believe me! |
1.4428 |
0.05173 |
201 |
141 |
31 |
29 |
394 |
In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. |
1.4428 |
0.04977 |
201 |
137 |
39 |
25 |
395 |
Menu items may appear larger than they are. |
1.4428 |
0.04393 |
201 |
126 |
61 |
14 |
396 |
We've been acquired by Amazon. |
1.4428 |
0.04668 |
201 |
131 |
51 |
19 |
397 |
Wait 'til you try to pick up the check! |
1.4422 |
0.04247 |
199 |
122 |
66 |
11 |
398 |
Have you had a chance to look over the menu yet? |
1.4422 |
0.04064 |
199 |
119 |
72 |
8 |
399 |
That's funny. You're the first person who mentioned it. |
1.4422 |
0.04647 |
199 |
129 |
52 |
18 |
400 |
We've recently expanded our menu. |
1.4422 |
0.04592 |
199 |
128 |
54 |
17 |
401 |
Are there any specials this evening? |
1.4422 |
0.04808 |
199 |
132 |
46 |
21 |
402 |
May I suggest one of our small plates? |
1.4422 |
0.04647 |
199 |
129 |
52 |
18 |
403 |
Would Monsieur care for a ladder to consider the appetizers? |
1.4422 |
0.04480 |
199 |
126 |
58 |
15 |
404 |
If you look closely you'll see it's really just a lot of creative ways of saying "meatloaf." |
1.4421 |
0.04626 |
190 |
121 |
54 |
15 |
405 |
Let me get that out of your way. |
1.4421 |
0.04686 |
190 |
122 |
52 |
16 |
406 |
The Left Side of the Menu it is then, excellent choice sir. |
1.4416 |
0.04790 |
197 |
130 |
47 |
20 |
407 |
Do you need another minute? |
1.4416 |
0.04625 |
197 |
127 |
53 |
17 |
408 |
Sorry, we're out of that too. |
1.4416 |
0.04949 |
197 |
133 |
41 |
23 |
409 |
I'm sorry. We are out of that too. |
1.4416 |
0.05001 |
197 |
134 |
39 |
24 |
410 |
Is this your first time eating at Gulliver's? |
1.4406 |
0.04597 |
202 |
131 |
53 |
18 |
411 |
Our merlots? Allow me to grab the stepladder. |
1.4400 |
0.04406 |
200 |
126 |
60 |
14 |
412 |
The wine list comes with a ladder. |
1.4388 |
0.04860 |
196 |
131 |
44 |
21 |
413 |
I'm sorry sir, no substitutions. |
1.4388 |
0.04695 |
196 |
128 |
50 |
18 |
414 |
I'll have the number six thousand two hundred and eighty four please. |
1.4388 |
0.04966 |
196 |
133 |
40 |
23 |
415 |
There's nothing on this menu that I like. |
1.4381 |
0.04673 |
194 |
126 |
51 |
17 |
416 |
Have you decided, or shall I go home and come back tomorrow? |
1.4381 |
0.04673 |
194 |
126 |
51 |
17 |
417 |
Want to hear about our specials? |
1.4381 |
0.04557 |
194 |
124 |
55 |
15 |
418 |
You're right. The Chilean sea bass is no longer on the menu. |
1.4381 |
0.04673 |
194 |
126 |
51 |
17 |
419 |
Any questions? |
1.4381 |
0.05004 |
194 |
132 |
39 |
23 |
420 |
If you'd like to see the drinks menu, I can bring another table. |
1.4381 |
0.04730 |
194 |
127 |
49 |
18 |
421 |
Would you care to see the large print menu? |
1.4381 |
0.05004 |
194 |
132 |
39 |
23 |
422 |
I'm sorry, Sir. We're just ran out of that one, too. |
1.4381 |
0.04950 |
194 |
131 |
41 |
22 |
423 |
Welcome to Gulliver's. What may I get for you? |
1.4375 |
0.04707 |
192 |
125 |
50 |
17 |
424 |
And would you like the wine list in bound volumes, on-line archive, or microfiche? |
1.4368 |
0.05136 |
190 |
131 |
35 |
24 |
425 |
We're out of everything but the kale. |
1.4368 |
0.05027 |
190 |
129 |
39 |
22 |
426 |
We include a complete biography for all our meat and fish. |
1.4359 |
0.04822 |
195 |
130 |
45 |
20 |
427 |
Could I interest you in our small plates menu? |
1.4352 |
0.04745 |
193 |
127 |
48 |
18 |
428 |
Yes sir, Mar A Lago has the biggest menu in the history of the world. Yes sir, one item, the Trump Special. So special. |
1.4352 |
0.04968 |
193 |
131 |
40 |
22 |
429 |
Yes sir, we don't call it Alice's for nothing. |
1.4346 |
0.05168 |
191 |
133 |
33 |
25 |
430 |
Would sir like to see our full menu? |
1.4346 |
0.04950 |
191 |
129 |
41 |
21 |
431 |
Perhaps I can tell you about our specials, or perhaps not, depending on your attention span and circadian rhythms. |
1.4339 |
0.05100 |
189 |
130 |
36 |
23 |
432 |
Welcome to “Whim.” “Our menu is designed to accommodate every possible dietary request or restriction; real, imagined or trendy. |
1.4339 |
0.04816 |
189 |
125 |
46 |
18 |
433 |
Amazon.com is delighted to have you as a guest at our first restaurant. If you don't see anything you like on the menu, I can read you specials based on your purchasing history. |
1.4339 |
0.04932 |
189 |
127 |
42 |
20 |
434 |
Would Monsieur prefer the tasting menu? |
1.4339 |
0.04816 |
189 |
125 |
46 |
18 |
435 |
We're pro-choice. |
1.4339 |
0.05209 |
189 |
132 |
32 |
25 |
436 |
May I recommend the broiled whale. |
1.4332 |
0.03633 |
187 |
106 |
81 |
0 |
437 |
Can I get you started with a step ladder? |
1.4332 |
0.04793 |
187 |
123 |
47 |
17 |
438 |
And would you like to hear the specials? |
1.4330 |
0.04374 |
194 |
122 |
60 |
12 |
439 |
Excellent choice! Our five-pound tenderloin, medium grilled, our two and half gallon tub of French romane lettuce tossed with lemon garlic oil, and a five gallon bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. |
1.4326 |
0.04204 |
178 |
107 |
65 |
6 |
440 |
Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory. We have recently reduced our menu down to just two pages. |
1.4324 |
0.04950 |
185 |
124 |
42 |
19 |
441 |
We also have 75 specials on offer this evening. |
1.4324 |
0.05238 |
185 |
129 |
32 |
24 |
442 |
We were just bought out by Amazon. |
1.4324 |
0.05009 |
185 |
125 |
40 |
20 |
443 |
And for madam? |
1.4324 |
0.04707 |
185 |
120 |
50 |
15 |
444 |
Anything come without kale? |
1.4324 |
0.05067 |
185 |
126 |
38 |
21 |
445 |
Do you have this in large print? |
1.4324 |
0.04316 |
185 |
114 |
62 |
9 |
446 |
Why yes, we have merged with Amazon. How did you guess? |
1.4320 |
0.05357 |
169 |
116 |
33 |
20 |
447 |
We specialize in simple food with long foreign names |
1.4302 |
0.03795 |
179 |
103 |
75 |
1 |
448 |
If you want to hear tonight's specials I'd recommend another bottle of wine. |
1.4286 |
0.04288 |
182 |
112 |
62 |
8 |
449 |
Would sir like another minute? |
1.4286 |
0.04562 |
182 |
116 |
54 |
12 |
450 |
Don't sweat it. We're out of everything but the Pork Chops. |
1.4286 |
0.04946 |
182 |
122 |
42 |
18 |
451 |
Would you like to start with a garden of fresh salad? |
1.4286 |
0.04821 |
182 |
120 |
46 |
16 |
452 |
The new chef's been reading Lewis Carroll. |
1.4286 |
0.04946 |
182 |
122 |
42 |
18 |
453 |
We're pro-choice. |
1.4286 |
0.04884 |
182 |
121 |
44 |
17 |
454 |
Does Monsieur like our "expanded" menu? |
1.4286 |
0.04562 |
182 |
116 |
54 |
12 |
455 |
OK, so starting with the giant prawns? |
1.4286 |
0.04694 |
182 |
118 |
50 |
14 |
456 |
For starters, I recommend the booster seat. |
1.4286 |
0.05007 |
182 |
123 |
40 |
19 |
457 |
Were you able to find everything? |
1.4286 |
0.04495 |
182 |
115 |
56 |
11 |
458 |
Your wife left half an hour ago |
1.4286 |
0.05007 |
182 |
123 |
40 |
19 |
459 |
Would you like to hear about some dishes that are not on the menu? |
1.4278 |
0.05108 |
180 |
123 |
37 |
20 |
460 |
All food allergens have been listed...with illustrated reactions. |
1.4278 |
0.04459 |
180 |
113 |
57 |
10 |
461 |
No - that’s not available on our lunch menu. |
1.4278 |
0.04318 |
180 |
111 |
61 |
8 |
462 |
"We accommodate fruitarian, lacto vegetarian, ovo vegetarian, pescatarian, vegan, kosher, organic, gluten free, low fat, diabetic and low carb diets. |
1.4278 |
0.04171 |
180 |
109 |
65 |
6 |
463 |
Everything's huge here at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.4278 |
0.04794 |
180 |
118 |
47 |
15 |
464 |
Yes, we do also have a large-print version. |
1.4278 |
0.05047 |
180 |
122 |
39 |
19 |
465 |
'Too heavy? Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu." |
1.4278 |
0.04922 |
180 |
120 |
43 |
17 |
466 |
May I suggest something light but in a large font? |
1.4278 |
0.04729 |
180 |
117 |
49 |
14 |
467 |
If you think that's large, wait 'til you see the bill. |
1.4278 |
0.05108 |
180 |
123 |
37 |
20 |
468 |
Sorry, Sir. We are out of that one. |
1.4270 |
0.05088 |
178 |
121 |
38 |
19 |
469 |
Just wait till you see our pepper grinder. |
1.4270 |
0.04897 |
178 |
118 |
44 |
16 |
470 |
Sorry, sir. We're out of that, too. |
1.4270 |
0.04698 |
178 |
115 |
50 |
13 |
471 |
No substitutions. |
1.4268 |
0.04821 |
164 |
105 |
48 |
11 |
472 |
Gluten-free? But, of course, monsieur. Items 11-15, 22-26, 33, 54, 91-123, 259-261, 455, 475, 583, 606-608, 866-868, 925-927, 1027, and 1237. What would you like? |
1.4262 |
0.05045 |
183 |
125 |
38 |
20 |
473 |
Would you prefer the Cliff Notes? |
1.4262 |
0.03904 |
183 |
108 |
72 |
3 |
474 |
Most people just ask for the kids menu. |
1.4254 |
0.05024 |
181 |
123 |
39 |
19 |
475 |
Biggest menu in the world. Much larger than the one at Daniel, a failing restaurant. Sad |
1.4246 |
0.05247 |
179 |
125 |
32 |
22 |
476 |
The chef is from Texas. |
1.4246 |
0.04875 |
179 |
119 |
44 |
16 |
477 |
I recommend 426 followed by 138 paired with 219. |
1.4246 |
0.04875 |
179 |
119 |
44 |
16 |
478 |
The dessert soufflé is cooked in an antique claw-foot bathtub and served table-side with a small oak barrel of creme anglaise. |
1.4246 |
0.04257 |
179 |
110 |
62 |
7 |
479 |
May I suggest something from our Tex-Mex-Thai-Indo-Creole section? |
1.4246 |
0.04939 |
179 |
120 |
42 |
17 |
480 |
You're right, Sir, that is a tall order! |
1.4246 |
0.04745 |
179 |
117 |
48 |
14 |
481 |
I'll just have coffee. |
1.4244 |
0.05345 |
172 |
120 |
31 |
21 |
482 |
Not only is all our new menu locally sourced, it's also extensively footnoted. |
1.4237 |
0.04979 |
177 |
119 |
41 |
17 |
483 |
Unfortunately we're out of everything but today's specials. |
1.4237 |
0.05043 |
177 |
120 |
39 |
18 |
484 |
Do you have any specials? |
1.4237 |
0.04914 |
177 |
118 |
43 |
16 |
485 |
Between you and me, the Chef may be compensating for his small plates. |
1.4237 |
0.04979 |
177 |
119 |
41 |
17 |
486 |
Would you like something from the lighter menu? |
1.4237 |
0.04210 |
177 |
108 |
63 |
6 |
487 |
Welcome to Trump Tower where we have giant menus and other stupid stuff which is actually meaningless but supports the egomaniacal needs of our boss. |
1.4237 |
0.05106 |
177 |
121 |
37 |
19 |
488 |
The best stuff is off-menu, of course. |
1.4237 |
0.03810 |
177 |
103 |
73 |
1 |
489 |
And you're telling me none of these are gluten free? |
1.4237 |
0.05106 |
177 |
121 |
37 |
19 |
490 |
Do you need a little time to decide? |
1.4237 |
0.04848 |
177 |
117 |
45 |
15 |
491 |
It's modeled on Mar-a-Lago's. |
1.4237 |
0.04714 |
177 |
115 |
49 |
13 |
492 |
And why on earth would you think we'd have jumbo prawns? |
1.4220 |
0.05126 |
173 |
118 |
37 |
18 |
493 |
Chef Roberto recommends the chicken parm - it's not on the menu. |
1.4213 |
0.04693 |
178 |
116 |
49 |
13 |
494 |
Our chef couldn't decide either. |
1.4211 |
0.04966 |
171 |
114 |
42 |
15 |
495 |
Of course we have the big salad today. |
1.4211 |
0.04050 |
171 |
102 |
66 |
3 |
496 |
The menu hasn't really changed we just added a bunch of really cool adjectives |
1.4211 |
0.04455 |
171 |
107 |
56 |
8 |
497 |
We've gone bigly. |
1.4211 |
0.05035 |
171 |
115 |
40 |
16 |
498 |
Today's special is 0% financing. |
1.4211 |
0.05035 |
171 |
115 |
40 |
16 |
499 |
Sorry, no substitutions. |
1.4211 |
0.04753 |
171 |
111 |
48 |
12 |
500 |
First time up the beanstalk? |
1.4211 |
0.05102 |
171 |
116 |
38 |
17 |
501 |
We encourage ordering from the bottom of the menu |
1.4205 |
0.04996 |
176 |
119 |
40 |
17 |
502 |
The chef recommends the chicken. |
1.4182 |
0.04944 |
165 |
109 |
43 |
13 |
503 |
Well I'd like to think they're all special. |
1.4182 |
0.05018 |
165 |
110 |
41 |
14 |
504 |
Yes, Costco does produce our menus. Why do you ask? |
1.4176 |
0.05053 |
170 |
115 |
39 |
16 |
505 |
Actually sir, portions are smaller than they appear on your menu. |
1.4176 |
0.05121 |
170 |
116 |
37 |
17 |
506 |
We have expanded the menu. |
1.4176 |
0.04983 |
170 |
114 |
41 |
15 |
507 |
Let's just say the chef is overcompensating for something. |
1.4176 |
0.04983 |
170 |
114 |
41 |
15 |
508 |
Would you like to see the Specials Mural? |
1.4176 |
0.05189 |
170 |
117 |
35 |
18 |
509 |
I don't see anything I like on the menu. Can you recommend something else? |
1.4176 |
0.04696 |
170 |
110 |
49 |
11 |
510 |
The reviews said we needed a larger menu. |
1.4176 |
0.04983 |
170 |
114 |
41 |
15 |
511 |
Would you also like to hear about our specials? |
1.4176 |
0.04842 |
170 |
112 |
45 |
13 |
512 |
I'm sorry, but we're out of everything except the veggie burger. |
1.4176 |
0.05255 |
170 |
118 |
33 |
19 |
513 |
Welcome to Gulliver’s, sir. |
1.4176 |
0.05121 |
170 |
116 |
37 |
17 |
514 |
Our new too big to fail menu. |
1.4176 |
0.04696 |
170 |
110 |
49 |
11 |
515 |
We've expanded our menu to accommodate special diets including gluten free, vegetarian, nut free, low sodium, picky eaters... |
1.4176 |
0.05386 |
170 |
120 |
29 |
21 |
516 |
I'm afraid that IS the Large Print Menu, Sir! |
1.4176 |
0.05255 |
170 |
118 |
33 |
19 |
517 |
Are there any specials? |
1.4176 |
0.05053 |
170 |
115 |
39 |
16 |
518 |
We specialize in tall orders, sir. |
1.4176 |
0.04060 |
170 |
102 |
65 |
3 |
519 |
Oh, it's not such a big menu, Mr. President, it's just that--if I may say so--your hands are unusually small. |
1.4176 |
0.05450 |
170 |
121 |
27 |
22 |
520 |
That's a pretty tall order. |
1.4176 |
0.05255 |
170 |
118 |
33 |
19 |
521 |
May I suggest that tonight’s chef is overcompensating for his small portions. |
1.4176 |
0.04913 |
170 |
113 |
43 |
14 |
522 |
Can I tempt you with a little something? |
1.4176 |
0.04621 |
170 |
109 |
51 |
10 |
523 |
Yes...our chef is compensating for something. |
1.4167 |
0.04257 |
168 |
103 |
60 |
5 |
524 |
Have you had a minute to look over the menu? |
1.4167 |
0.04881 |
168 |
111 |
44 |
13 |
525 |
Do you need another minute to decide? |
1.4157 |
0.04614 |
166 |
106 |
51 |
9 |
526 |
I'd be happy to show you the wine list, sir. Unfortunately our fork lift has broken down. |
1.4157 |
0.04770 |
166 |
108 |
47 |
11 |
527 |
Someone can hold the menu for you for only $2.50 more. |
1.4157 |
0.05067 |
166 |
112 |
39 |
15 |
528 |
Let me tell you our specials |
1.4157 |
0.04994 |
166 |
111 |
41 |
14 |
529 |
It's to make our prices look smaller by comparison. |
1.4152 |
0.04370 |
171 |
107 |
57 |
7 |
530 |
The catch of the day is blue whale. |
1.4146 |
0.04650 |
164 |
105 |
50 |
9 |
531 |
It's the new FDA regulation to list all ingredients. |
1.4146 |
0.04569 |
164 |
104 |
52 |
8 |
532 |
Just order the Special. |
1.4146 |
0.05110 |
164 |
111 |
38 |
15 |
533 |
It make the prices appear smaller. |
1.4132 |
0.05253 |
167 |
116 |
33 |
18 |
534 |
...then the Chef said 'Go big or go home'... |
1.4121 |
0.05157 |
165 |
113 |
36 |
16 |
535 |
It's mostly health advisories and warning labels, we really only have three menu items. |
1.4121 |
0.05085 |
165 |
112 |
38 |
15 |
536 |
We now list the calories. |
1.4121 |
0.04862 |
165 |
109 |
44 |
12 |
537 |
We're out of everything but the tuna salad. |
1.4114 |
0.05010 |
158 |
105 |
41 |
12 |
538 |
Our cuisine is French-Texas fusion |
1.4114 |
0.04762 |
158 |
102 |
47 |
9 |
539 |
Any questions? |
1.4114 |
0.05010 |
158 |
105 |
41 |
12 |
540 |
We're out of everything except the soup. |
1.4114 |
0.05397 |
158 |
110 |
31 |
17 |
541 |
I hope you enjoy our new expanded menu |
1.4110 |
0.05129 |
163 |
111 |
37 |
15 |
542 |
You should see our wine list. |
1.4110 |
0.04824 |
163 |
107 |
45 |
11 |
543 |
Our new chef's a bit indecisive. |
1.4110 |
0.04979 |
163 |
109 |
41 |
13 |
544 |
Ok, I'll ask the chef, but its a pretty tall order. |
1.4110 |
0.05054 |
163 |
110 |
39 |
14 |
545 |
Now that’s a tall order. |
1.4110 |
0.04902 |
163 |
108 |
43 |
12 |
546 |
Please take note of the following options as our menu has changed. |
1.4110 |
0.05274 |
163 |
113 |
33 |
17 |
547 |
Sir, did you not ask for the 'large print' menu? |
1.4110 |
0.05054 |
163 |
110 |
39 |
14 |
548 |
When you finish with local sourcing credits and dietary disclaimers we can move on to pedigrees and humane treatment. |
1.4110 |
0.05554 |
163 |
117 |
25 |
21 |
549 |
Can I order off menu? |
1.4109 |
0.05678 |
129 |
87 |
31 |
11 |
550 |
The forklift will return shortly with your wine list. |
1.4099 |
0.05098 |
161 |
109 |
38 |
14 |
551 |
I’m sorry. We’re out of everything except the macaroni and cheese |
1.4099 |
0.05465 |
161 |
114 |
28 |
19 |
552 |
May I recommend a few things that are off the menu? |
1.4099 |
0.05248 |
161 |
111 |
34 |
16 |
553 |
Do you need a few more hours to decide, sir? |
1.4099 |
0.05021 |
161 |
108 |
40 |
13 |
554 |
Good evening, and welcome to The Cheesecake Foundry. |
1.4099 |
0.04618 |
161 |
103 |
50 |
8 |
555 |
Might I suggest something from the bottom of the menu? |
1.4099 |
0.05021 |
161 |
108 |
40 |
13 |
556 |
Yes, sir, if you don't see anything you like, I can get you a stepladder. |
1.4099 |
0.05021 |
161 |
108 |
40 |
13 |
557 |
Wait to you see our pepper shaker. |
1.4099 |
0.05021 |
161 |
108 |
40 |
13 |
558 |
If you prefer, it can be downloaded to your phone. |
1.4099 |
0.05173 |
161 |
110 |
36 |
15 |
559 |
Have you decided yet or do you need a lot more time? |
1.4099 |
0.04702 |
161 |
104 |
48 |
9 |
560 |
You'll notice that we recently expanded our menu. |
1.4088 |
0.05142 |
159 |
108 |
37 |
14 |
561 |
I see you took the calamari off the menu. |
1.4088 |
0.05219 |
159 |
109 |
35 |
15 |
562 |
If you can read the whole thing in less than one hour, your dinner is free. |
1.4088 |
0.04985 |
159 |
106 |
41 |
12 |
563 |
Are you ready to order now, sir, or should I come back in an hour? |
1.4088 |
0.05142 |
159 |
108 |
37 |
14 |
564 |
That's a really tall order. |
1.4088 |
0.04904 |
159 |
105 |
43 |
11 |
565 |
If you don't see it, sir, I'm afraid it doesn't exist. |
1.4088 |
0.04823 |
159 |
104 |
45 |
10 |
566 |
Would you like our large print menu? |
1.4088 |
0.04391 |
159 |
99 |
55 |
5 |
567 |
"No, sir, we don't have a 'Big Salad'. |
1.4085 |
0.05248 |
164 |
114 |
33 |
17 |
568 |
Welcome to Amazon Dining! I highly recommend our Prime selections. |
1.4077 |
0.05203 |
130 |
84 |
39 |
7 |
569 |
If you don't have any afternoon plans, I'd like to tell you about our specials today. |
1.4076 |
0.05108 |
157 |
106 |
38 |
13 |
570 |
Oh, I don't know, Sir. I suppose some producers might say: 'Thank you, Pierre; what a clever way to get me to look at your screenplay.' |
1.4076 |
0.05028 |
157 |
105 |
40 |
12 |
571 |
We also have an abridged version, but it comes without salad or bread. |
1.4076 |
0.05108 |
157 |
106 |
38 |
13 |
572 |
Read it all and you eat free. |
1.4076 |
0.05108 |
157 |
106 |
38 |
13 |
573 |
Yes, the photos are to scale. |
1.4076 |
0.04423 |
157 |
98 |
54 |
5 |
574 |
And for madam? |
1.4076 |
0.04863 |
157 |
103 |
44 |
10 |
575 |
We've recently enlarged our menu. |
1.4074 |
0.04159 |
162 |
99 |
60 |
3 |
576 |
Exuse me, what else do you have? |
1.4067 |
0.05604 |
150 |
106 |
27 |
17 |
577 |
Perhaps you'd like to see the full menu, sir. |
1.4062 |
0.05116 |
160 |
109 |
37 |
14 |
578 |
Do you need another minute? |
1.4052 |
0.05200 |
153 |
104 |
36 |
13 |
579 |
Would you like to see our bigly wine list as well? |
1.4052 |
0.04584 |
153 |
97 |
50 |
6 |
580 |
I recommend the Clam Chowder, Part 5, Section 2A, Bullet Point #7. |
1.4051 |
0.05082 |
158 |
107 |
38 |
13 |
581 |
It's the menu we designed for President Trump. |
1.4051 |
0.05465 |
158 |
112 |
28 |
18 |
582 |
We have expanded the menu. |
1.4051 |
0.04215 |
158 |
97 |
58 |
3 |
583 |
I'm sorry - we're out of number 743. |
1.4051 |
0.05161 |
158 |
108 |
36 |
14 |
584 |
All of our steaks are Amazon Prime. |
1.4051 |
0.04921 |
158 |
105 |
42 |
11 |
585 |
Will monsieur need a ladder to check out the appetizers? |
1.4051 |
0.05082 |
158 |
107 |
38 |
13 |
586 |
You’ll find our entrees beginning on page 153. |
1.4051 |
0.05161 |
158 |
108 |
36 |
14 |
587 |
Well, Mr. Bunyan had no problem with it. |
1.4051 |
0.05002 |
158 |
106 |
40 |
12 |
588 |
Wait till you see our wine list. |
1.4051 |
0.04921 |
158 |
105 |
42 |
11 |
589 |
It’s our chef’s new “farm to ego” menu. |
1.4038 |
0.05590 |
156 |
112 |
25 |
19 |
590 |
Very good. Shall I drag out the wine list? |
1.4038 |
0.05286 |
156 |
108 |
33 |
15 |
591 |
Just wait until you see the size of your bill. |
1.4038 |
0.05046 |
156 |
105 |
39 |
12 |
592 |
I hope you are enjoying our big beautiful menu here at the Trump Hotel but be warned; the portions tend to be small. |
1.4038 |
0.04527 |
156 |
99 |
51 |
6 |
593 |
Might I make a tiny suggestion? |
1.4038 |
0.05046 |
156 |
105 |
39 |
12 |
594 |
Would you like to see the large-print menu? |
1.4038 |
0.05286 |
156 |
108 |
33 |
15 |
595 |
We also offer a lighter menu. |
1.4038 |
0.05363 |
156 |
109 |
31 |
16 |
596 |
The chef recommends going big or going home. |
1.4038 |
0.04963 |
156 |
104 |
41 |
11 |
597 |
My wife will be joining me shortly. Could you bring another menu ? |
1.4038 |
0.05207 |
156 |
107 |
35 |
14 |
598 |
Yes sir, it's our new senior menu. Large print. |
1.4038 |
0.04435 |
156 |
98 |
53 |
5 |
599 |
Would you care to hear some of our off-menu specials? |
1.4038 |
0.04146 |
156 |
95 |
59 |
2 |
600 |
The specials are listed on the billboard outside. |
1.4026 |
0.05172 |
154 |
105 |
36 |
13 |
601 |
Do you need another day or two to make your selection? |
1.4026 |
0.05090 |
154 |
104 |
38 |
12 |
602 |
The marinated giraffe is an excellent choice . |
1.4026 |
0.05491 |
154 |
109 |
28 |
17 |
603 |
Can I also get a table for the wine list? |
1.4026 |
0.04920 |
154 |
102 |
42 |
10 |
604 |
Would sir like to see our full menu? |
1.4026 |
0.05413 |
154 |
108 |
30 |
16 |
605 |
Might I suggest one of the small plates? |
1.4026 |
0.05413 |
154 |
108 |
30 |
16 |
606 |
Would you like to share or should I bring a second menu for the lady? |
1.4026 |
0.05334 |
154 |
107 |
32 |
15 |
607 |
We have a lighter menu if you would prefer that. |
1.4026 |
0.04745 |
154 |
100 |
46 |
8 |
608 |
How are there still not any vegetarian options? |
1.4026 |
0.04372 |
154 |
96 |
54 |
4 |
609 |
Welcome to Cafe de Trumpd. As you can see, we have a huge menu with overpromised entrees with little taste. |
1.4026 |
0.05568 |
154 |
110 |
26 |
18 |
610 |
Can I take your order, or do you need a few more hours? |
1.4026 |
0.05006 |
154 |
103 |
40 |
11 |
611 |
...and even more amazing, Sir, they all pair with the same wine. |
1.4026 |
0.05254 |
154 |
106 |
34 |
14 |
612 |
Yes Sir, our new environmentally friendly menu is made from 100% of a tree. |
1.4026 |
0.05413 |
154 |
108 |
30 |
16 |
613 |
Could I see the complete wine list |
1.4026 |
0.05172 |
154 |
105 |
36 |
13 |
614 |
I'm sorry, sir, but that's the only dish we're not serving tonight. |
1.4025 |
0.05362 |
159 |
112 |
30 |
17 |
615 |
Welcome to Gulliver's. |
1.4013 |
0.04874 |
152 |
100 |
43 |
9 |
616 |
The wine list? Certainly … I'll notify Logistics. |
1.4013 |
0.05219 |
152 |
104 |
35 |
13 |
617 |
We're out of entrees #3, 22 and 415. |
1.4013 |
0.05621 |
152 |
109 |
25 |
18 |
618 |
It's to compensate for our portion sizes, sir. |
1.4000 |
0.05434 |
150 |
105 |
30 |
15 |
619 |
Excellent choice sir. We recommend our house insulin with that. |
1.4000 |
0.04915 |
150 |
99 |
42 |
9 |
620 |
Any specials? |
1.4000 |
0.05351 |
150 |
104 |
32 |
14 |
621 |
And the specials are... |
1.4000 |
0.05351 |
150 |
104 |
32 |
14 |
622 |
Actually some people's hands make our menu look quite small. |
1.4000 |
0.05306 |
155 |
108 |
32 |
15 |
623 |
Do you need some more time with the menu? |
1.4000 |
0.05181 |
150 |
102 |
36 |
12 |
624 |
Good news! We've expanded our menu. |
1.4000 |
0.05267 |
150 |
103 |
34 |
13 |
625 |
I'm sorry sir, but that also has spam in it. |
1.3987 |
0.05192 |
153 |
105 |
35 |
13 |
626 |
May I tell you our specials? |
1.3987 |
0.04668 |
153 |
99 |
47 |
7 |
627 |
Would monsieur prefer the large-print menu? |
1.3974 |
0.05278 |
156 |
109 |
32 |
15 |
628 |
Can I take your order now or should I come back next week? |
1.3974 |
0.05405 |
151 |
106 |
30 |
15 |
629 |
If you need more time, I can come back tomorrow. |
1.3974 |
0.05239 |
151 |
104 |
34 |
13 |
630 |
Yes, sir. But diners complained that our menu had too many pages. |
1.3974 |
0.04979 |
151 |
101 |
40 |
10 |
631 |
I could have three of our someliers bring our wine list. |
1.3960 |
0.05023 |
149 |
100 |
39 |
10 |
632 |
Is this your first time dining at Chez David Foster Wallace? |
1.3960 |
0.05200 |
149 |
102 |
35 |
12 |
633 |
I recommend an appetizer to tide you over while I recite today's specials. |
1.3960 |
0.05112 |
149 |
101 |
37 |
11 |
634 |
New laws require us to show you where your food actually comes from. |
1.3960 |
0.04744 |
149 |
97 |
45 |
7 |
635 |
The business plan was supposed to call for a really large venue. |
1.3960 |
0.05372 |
149 |
104 |
31 |
14 |
636 |
Number 187. An excellent choice, sir. |
1.3960 |
0.05456 |
149 |
105 |
29 |
15 |
637 |
I'll come back when you've had more time. How's next Tuesday? |
1.3960 |
0.05112 |
149 |
101 |
37 |
11 |
638 |
If you ask me to run down tonight's specials I'll strangle you. |
1.3960 |
0.04932 |
149 |
99 |
41 |
9 |
639 |
Do you have any questions about tonight's menu? |
1.3960 |
0.05538 |
149 |
106 |
27 |
16 |
640 |
A trifle, sir, compared to the wine list. |
1.3960 |
0.04839 |
149 |
98 |
43 |
8 |
641 |
Wait until you see the size of your check! |
1.3960 |
0.05620 |
149 |
107 |
25 |
17 |
642 |
Can I have a big salad? |
1.3958 |
0.04749 |
144 |
93 |
45 |
6 |
643 |
Excellent choice, sir. For your side would you like baked or mashed potato or sweet potato, french fries, green, house, chef's, Greek, Cobb, spinach or salad niçoise, steamed or baked rice, mushroom fried rice, pasta with basil or herb pesto ... |
1.3949 |
0.04586 |
157 |
102 |
48 |
7 |
644 |
Since you'll be dining alone, we thought we would humiliate you further. |
1.3946 |
0.05592 |
147 |
105 |
26 |
16 |
645 |
I recommend the Confit de Canard, three feet down the menu, on the right. |
1.3946 |
0.05336 |
147 |
102 |
32 |
13 |
646 |
Are you ready to order now Sir or do you need another hour? |
1.3946 |
0.04975 |
147 |
98 |
40 |
9 |
647 |
Not to worry, the portions are small. |
1.3946 |
0.04585 |
147 |
94 |
48 |
5 |
648 |
We proudly list all ingredients--and assume you know chemistry. |
1.3946 |
0.05248 |
147 |
101 |
34 |
12 |
649 |
See anything? |
1.3946 |
0.05423 |
147 |
103 |
30 |
14 |
650 |
That's a very tall order. |
1.3946 |
0.05756 |
147 |
107 |
22 |
18 |
651 |
Do you need a few more hours to look over the menu? |
1.3946 |
0.05248 |
147 |
101 |
34 |
12 |
652 |
That's a pretty tall order sir. |
1.3946 |
0.05336 |
147 |
102 |
32 |
13 |
653 |
Any specials? |
1.3946 |
0.05336 |
147 |
102 |
32 |
13 |
654 |
It's our only copy, so please be gentle. |
1.3946 |
0.05068 |
147 |
99 |
38 |
10 |
655 |
... and our soup of the day is chicken noodle. |
1.3931 |
0.04724 |
145 |
94 |
45 |
6 |
656 |
We feature large fonts and small portions |
1.3931 |
0.05387 |
145 |
101 |
31 |
13 |
657 |
It includes an algorithmically generated selection of all mathematically possible substitutions. |
1.3931 |
0.05475 |
145 |
102 |
29 |
14 |
658 |
We're out of everything but the Cod. |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
659 |
Welcome to "Bigly's." |
1.3931 |
0.05562 |
145 |
103 |
27 |
15 |
660 |
I know there are only 4 items, sir, but the list of ingredients is very impressive don't you think? |
1.3931 |
0.05113 |
145 |
98 |
37 |
10 |
661 |
Same-ol, same-ol, sir? |
1.3919 |
0.05307 |
148 |
103 |
32 |
13 |
662 |
I can take your menu now. The police have left. |
1.3919 |
0.05307 |
148 |
103 |
32 |
13 |
663 |
We do have a big menu; just not a large selection. |
1.3919 |
0.05307 |
148 |
103 |
32 |
13 |
664 |
Well, sir, it makes our prices look smaller. |
1.3916 |
0.05064 |
143 |
96 |
38 |
9 |
665 |
Number 1,427....good choice sir! |
1.3916 |
0.05348 |
143 |
99 |
32 |
12 |
666 |
Do you need more time to read the liability disclaimers or are you ready to take your chances? |
1.3916 |
0.05064 |
143 |
96 |
38 |
9 |
667 |
You think that's big - wait till you see the bill! |
1.3916 |
0.04330 |
143 |
89 |
52 |
2 |
668 |
We are proud that our menu includes all 350 languages spoken in the U. S. |
1.3916 |
0.05255 |
143 |
98 |
34 |
11 |
669 |
You think that's big? Wait 'til you see your bill. |
1.3904 |
0.04597 |
146 |
94 |
47 |
5 |
670 |
Tonight's special is Trump Steak with a side of Putin-esca. |
1.3901 |
0.05762 |
141 |
102 |
23 |
16 |
671 |
I'm afraid we're out of that as well. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
672 |
Just a small salad please |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
673 |
Need a moment? |
1.3901 |
0.05305 |
141 |
97 |
33 |
11 |
674 |
We have the largest the menu in town. |
1.3901 |
0.05305 |
141 |
97 |
33 |
11 |
675 |
We have quite a few additions to the menu tonight. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
676 |
While you're deciding, would you like a shoulder massage? |
1.3901 |
0.05305 |
141 |
97 |
33 |
11 |
677 |
Of course, you could make it easier for both of us and opt for the chef's surprise. |
1.3901 |
0.05208 |
141 |
96 |
35 |
10 |
678 |
Do you have anything else? |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
679 |
Most people just give up and go with the prix fixe. |
1.3901 |
0.04697 |
141 |
91 |
45 |
5 |
680 |
Very well then, Sir. I'll be back next year to take your order. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
681 |
Is my ex-wife still looking this way? |
1.3901 |
0.05208 |
141 |
96 |
35 |
10 |
682 |
Because the FDA now mandates that all pictures of our meals be drawn to scale. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
683 |
Yes, we do have specials today, sir. I'll be back shortly with the megaphone. |
1.3901 |
0.05492 |
141 |
99 |
29 |
13 |
684 |
Sure we have a winelist, I'll get it and a ladder. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
685 |
I've prepared the specials as an epic poem. |
1.3901 |
0.05399 |
141 |
98 |
31 |
12 |
686 |
I will have the nachos and a Bud Light, please. |
1.3901 |
0.05305 |
141 |
97 |
33 |
11 |
687 |
No, we don't have a Kindle version. |
1.3901 |
0.05110 |
141 |
95 |
37 |
9 |
688 |
I'm so sorry...we stopped serving that when we streamlined our menu. |
1.3873 |
0.05368 |
142 |
99 |
31 |
12 |
689 |
The menu changes everyday. Yesterday it was the size of a postage stamp. |
1.3873 |
0.05081 |
142 |
96 |
37 |
9 |
690 |
And still nothing that fits my dietary restrictions. |
1.3873 |
0.04222 |
142 |
88 |
53 |
1 |
691 |
You think the menu is big wait until I give you the check. |
1.3873 |
0.04672 |
142 |
92 |
45 |
5 |
692 |
Yes, sir, I’m afraid the “hide the mistress” menu is rather expensive. |
1.3873 |
0.05815 |
142 |
104 |
21 |
17 |
693 |
I can come back tomorrow if you wish, sir. |
1.3857 |
0.05420 |
140 |
98 |
30 |
12 |
694 |
Yes, our new menu seeks to incorporate our commitment to the growing diversity of tastes in our multicultural environment. Would you like fries with that? |
1.3857 |
0.05514 |
140 |
99 |
28 |
13 |
695 |
No, the portions are still microscopic. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
696 |
Do you have a couple of hours to hear today's specials? |
1.3857 |
0.05607 |
140 |
100 |
26 |
14 |
697 |
Today’s menu is on the last page. The other pages are devoted to the chef’s cookware line and views on the current political climate. |
1.3857 |
0.05514 |
140 |
99 |
28 |
13 |
698 |
If you're having difficulty reading it, we do offer a large print version. |
1.3857 |
0.05787 |
140 |
102 |
22 |
16 |
699 |
People want to know the story of where there food came from. |
1.3857 |
0.05325 |
140 |
97 |
32 |
11 |
700 |
Your appetizer will be right out, sir. Would you like to see the entrees? |
1.3857 |
0.05420 |
140 |
98 |
30 |
12 |
701 |
Sorry, sir, lunch is over. I'll bring you the dinner menu. |
1.3857 |
0.05227 |
140 |
96 |
34 |
10 |
702 |
Yes, sir, he insisted that all his resorts' menus be "huge," offering the most terrific appetizers, the classiest entrées, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen. |
1.3857 |
0.05607 |
140 |
100 |
26 |
14 |
703 |
Our selection of salads can be found in Column 8, paragraph 3, lines 42-54. |
1.3857 |
0.04371 |
140 |
88 |
50 |
2 |
704 |
I'm sorry sir, but our chef cannot make any exceptions to the menu. |
1.3857 |
0.05325 |
140 |
97 |
32 |
11 |
705 |
Wait till you see the dessert cart. |
1.3857 |
0.05027 |
140 |
94 |
38 |
8 |
706 |
I'll have the One-Ton dumplings |
1.3857 |
0.06048 |
140 |
105 |
16 |
19 |
707 |
Our specials are on the billboard at Exit 23. |
1.3857 |
0.05787 |
140 |
102 |
22 |
16 |
708 |
Can I start you off with a little something? |
1.3846 |
0.05337 |
143 |
100 |
31 |
12 |
709 |
any specials today? |
1.3846 |
0.05607 |
143 |
103 |
25 |
15 |
710 |
And we have five specials not on the menu. |
1.3841 |
0.05569 |
138 |
98 |
27 |
13 |
711 |
Just wait until you see the wine list. |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
712 |
If you have any questions about the menu, feel free to refer to the table of contents. |
1.3841 |
0.05277 |
138 |
95 |
33 |
10 |
713 |
Would you like to see the non-vegan menu instead, sir? |
1.3841 |
0.05176 |
138 |
94 |
35 |
9 |
714 |
The chef firmly believes that size DOES matter... |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
715 |
Can I please see the gluten free menu? |
1.3841 |
0.05176 |
138 |
94 |
35 |
9 |
716 |
May I suggest that Sir refrains from any "Tall order" jokes as an amuse-bouche? |
1.3841 |
0.05569 |
138 |
98 |
27 |
13 |
717 |
Sir, we have just a few hundred additions to the menu tonight. |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
718 |
I'm sorry your wife was knocked-out by the menu. Will you be dining alone? |
1.3841 |
0.05664 |
138 |
99 |
25 |
14 |
719 |
After you’re done with the wine list, would you care to hear the specials? |
1.3841 |
0.04967 |
138 |
92 |
39 |
7 |
720 |
Don't worry, the portions are as small as ever. |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
721 |
I got tired of customers borrowing my reading glasses. |
1.3841 |
0.05072 |
138 |
93 |
37 |
8 |
722 |
Do you need a few more minutes, sir? |
1.3841 |
0.05847 |
138 |
101 |
21 |
16 |
723 |
One Number 17,263 combination platter. An excellent choice, sir. |
1.3841 |
0.05376 |
138 |
96 |
31 |
11 |
724 |
Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
725 |
I highly recommend the Paleo-friendly, vegetarian, nut-free appetizers at page 17, section 2(a)(iii). |
1.3841 |
0.05277 |
138 |
95 |
33 |
10 |
726 |
I am sorry Sir but that is not on the menu |
1.3841 |
0.05474 |
138 |
97 |
29 |
12 |
727 |
No substitutions. |
1.3841 |
0.05072 |
138 |
93 |
37 |
8 |
728 |
I can tell you our specials, or you can eat tonight. |
1.3830 |
0.05197 |
141 |
97 |
34 |
10 |
729 |
Think that's big? Wait until you see the bill. |
1.3830 |
0.05099 |
141 |
96 |
36 |
9 |
730 |
It's the senior citizen large print edition menu sir! |
1.3824 |
0.05012 |
136 |
91 |
38 |
7 |
731 |
We do have the largest menu in the city. |
1.3824 |
0.05429 |
136 |
95 |
30 |
11 |
732 |
Sorry Sir, the menu has the largest print available. Would you like to hear today's Senior Specials? |
1.3824 |
0.05328 |
136 |
94 |
32 |
10 |
733 |
Our chef suggests that you wait for the paperback. |
1.3824 |
0.05429 |
136 |
95 |
30 |
11 |
734 |
Everything's good. |
1.3817 |
0.05679 |
131 |
93 |
26 |
12 |
735 |
Our wine list will be here once the kitchen doors are removed sir. |
1.3817 |
0.05359 |
131 |
90 |
32 |
9 |
736 |
Yes it is quite extensive... but, unfortunately we still don't have 'tater tots'. |
1.3817 |
0.05781 |
131 |
94 |
24 |
13 |
737 |
I’m sorry, we don’t have that either. |
1.3813 |
0.05812 |
139 |
102 |
21 |
16 |
738 |
Would you like to hear our list of specials? |
1.3806 |
0.05484 |
134 |
94 |
29 |
11 |
739 |
It reflects our prices. |
1.3806 |
0.05058 |
134 |
90 |
37 |
7 |
740 |
Actually, most people prefer the buffet. |
1.3806 |
0.05275 |
134 |
92 |
33 |
9 |
741 |
Let me tell you the seventy two specials for tonight. |
1.3806 |
0.05058 |
134 |
90 |
37 |
7 |
742 |
I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. |
1.3806 |
0.05973 |
134 |
99 |
19 |
16 |
743 |
It's our American portions. |
1.3806 |
0.05685 |
134 |
96 |
25 |
13 |
744 |
Wouldn't you know, Sir, that we're out of that, too. |
1.3806 |
0.05585 |
134 |
95 |
27 |
12 |
745 |
If you think our menu’s big, wait until you see the bill. |
1.3796 |
0.04983 |
137 |
92 |
38 |
7 |
746 |
Excellent choice! I'll be right back with the binder of dressings, sauces and condiments. |
1.3788 |
0.05434 |
132 |
92 |
30 |
10 |
747 |
Yes, I do know you've read shorter novels. |
1.3788 |
0.05434 |
132 |
92 |
30 |
10 |
748 |
Does the gentleman still need more time? |
1.3788 |
0.05434 |
132 |
92 |
30 |
10 |
749 |
Warning: Portions may be smaller than they appear. |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
750 |
How big are the portions? |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
751 |
A mere reflection of the Chef's ego. |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
752 |
For a starter, I'd recommend the giraffe |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
753 |
Welcome to Tolstoy's. Would you prefer the Cliff Notes version of the menu? |
1.3788 |
0.05643 |
132 |
94 |
26 |
12 |
754 |
We're making your dining experience great again. |
1.3788 |
0.05744 |
132 |
95 |
24 |
13 |
755 |
Our new owner is Texan. |
1.3788 |
0.04373 |
132 |
83 |
48 |
1 |
756 |
You should see our pepper grinders. |
1.3788 |
0.05327 |
132 |
91 |
32 |
9 |
757 |
Would you like to supersize that, sir? |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
758 |
Don't let the menu fool you. The Trump Steak is a petite filet. |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
759 |
I'll take the big-ass salad. |
1.3788 |
0.05539 |
132 |
93 |
28 |
11 |
760 |
We updated from Prix Fixe to Grand Prix. |
1.3788 |
0.05434 |
132 |
92 |
30 |
10 |
761 |
My apologies sir, our legal team recommended we enlarge the fine print. |
1.3788 |
0.04873 |
132 |
87 |
40 |
5 |
762 |
While you look over the menu I'll start bringing out the dessert tray. |
1.3786 |
0.04697 |
140 |
92 |
43 |
5 |
763 |
We're out of everything but grilled cheese. |
1.3778 |
0.05348 |
135 |
94 |
31 |
10 |
764 |
I think I'll just have what she is having. |
1.3769 |
0.05267 |
130 |
89 |
33 |
8 |
765 |
We specialize in small plates. |
1.3769 |
0.04538 |
130 |
83 |
45 |
2 |
766 |
That concludes my description of our new, expanded menu. And...oh, I'm sorry, our kitchen is now closed. |
1.3769 |
0.05489 |
130 |
91 |
29 |
10 |
767 |
Our speciality is small plates. |
1.3769 |
0.05153 |
130 |
88 |
35 |
7 |
768 |
When you sit at the grownups table, you get the grownups menu. |
1.3761 |
0.05787 |
117 |
82 |
26 |
9 |
769 |
Sorry, we have nothing gluten-free. |
1.3759 |
0.05708 |
133 |
96 |
24 |
13 |
770 |
The chef got tired of people asking for substitutions. Now we list every possibility. |
1.3759 |
0.04478 |
133 |
85 |
46 |
2 |
771 |
It corrects for eyes being bigger than stomachs. |
1.3759 |
0.05505 |
133 |
94 |
28 |
11 |
772 |
Would you like to supersize that order? |
1.3750 |
0.05434 |
128 |
89 |
30 |
9 |
773 |
Is this your first time dining at Publishers Clearing House? |
1.3750 |
0.04706 |
128 |
83 |
42 |
3 |
774 |
My I suggest the 50 oz. filet. It is the house specialty. |
1.3740 |
0.05122 |
131 |
89 |
35 |
7 |
775 |
Actually, there is only one item listed--the rest of the menu is reserved for various governmental required warnings, available substitutions, and financing payment alternatives. |
1.3740 |
0.05235 |
131 |
90 |
33 |
8 |
776 |
We decided to supersize the menu, not the portions. |
1.3740 |
0.04640 |
131 |
85 |
43 |
3 |
777 |
Our clientele tends to be quite a bit older. |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
778 |
I'll do my best, but it's a tall order! |
1.3740 |
0.05122 |
131 |
89 |
35 |
7 |
779 |
Mr. Trump recommends ‘The World’s Biggest Meatloaf,’ served warm, without a hint of Freudian irony. |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
780 |
Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? |
1.3740 |
0.05455 |
131 |
92 |
29 |
10 |
781 |
How large are your portions? |
1.3740 |
0.04765 |
131 |
86 |
41 |
4 |
782 |
Perhaps you would prefer something from volume M-R? |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
783 |
I do believe our ad says 'biggest menu,' not 'most selections' |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
784 |
We've expanded our menu. Do you need more time? |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
785 |
My favorite? It's not on the menu. |
1.3740 |
0.05769 |
131 |
95 |
23 |
13 |
786 |
Sorry, we're all out of chicken. |
1.3740 |
0.05561 |
131 |
93 |
27 |
11 |
787 |
Well, sir, we were tired of people asking to see the menu. Now, everyone can. |
1.3740 |
0.05870 |
131 |
96 |
21 |
14 |
788 |
So that's one from column A and two from columns B, Q and V. |
1.3740 |
0.04887 |
131 |
87 |
39 |
5 |
789 |
In addition to 5,000 regular items on the menu, I can tell you about our 1,700 specials. |
1.3740 |
0.05346 |
131 |
91 |
31 |
9 |
790 |
Most people just get the waffles. |
1.3740 |
0.05666 |
131 |
94 |
25 |
12 |
791 |
That's nothing. Wait'll you see the check. |
1.3730 |
0.05490 |
126 |
88 |
29 |
9 |
792 |
Excellent choice, Sir. And what will the lady have? |
1.3730 |
0.05373 |
126 |
87 |
31 |
8 |
793 |
I believe the appetizer will be enough. |
1.3721 |
0.04678 |
129 |
84 |
42 |
3 |
794 |
If you have an hour I’ll tell you the specials |
1.3721 |
0.04272 |
129 |
81 |
48 |
0 |
795 |
I'll have coffee, black, regular. That's all. |
1.3721 |
0.05831 |
129 |
94 |
22 |
13 |
796 |
Take your time. |
1.3721 |
0.05170 |
129 |
88 |
34 |
7 |
797 |
Sorry, it’s either French or Thousand Island. |
1.3721 |
0.05399 |
129 |
90 |
30 |
9 |
798 |
Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? |
1.3721 |
0.05619 |
129 |
92 |
26 |
11 |
799 |
We're out of everything except the soup. |
1.3721 |
0.05399 |
129 |
90 |
30 |
9 |
800 |
We're having an end of year inventory clearance. |
1.3721 |
0.05831 |
129 |
94 |
22 |
13 |
801 |
Good Evening Sir, our choices include gluten-free, organic, vegan, free-range, hormone-free, ovo-lacto vegetarian, paleo, kosher, halal and gmo-free selections! |
1.3721 |
0.05510 |
129 |
91 |
28 |
10 |
802 |
Well, the manager is both ADA compliant and passive-aggressive. |
1.3721 |
0.05286 |
129 |
89 |
32 |
8 |
803 |
You're safe, no one will see you with the President. |
1.3721 |
0.05934 |
129 |
95 |
20 |
14 |
804 |
Patron: "Do you have anything a little lighter?" |
1.3721 |
0.05831 |
129 |
94 |
22 |
13 |
805 |
Would you prefer our Power Point presentation? |
1.3721 |
0.05934 |
129 |
95 |
20 |
14 |
806 |
Entree 1,352 is my favorite. |
1.3721 |
0.05399 |
129 |
90 |
30 |
9 |
807 |
Sorry, but a new law requires that everything be printed in ten languages. |
1.3721 |
0.04547 |
129 |
83 |
44 |
2 |
808 |
Welcome to Trump Tower restaurant. |
1.3710 |
0.04504 |
124 |
79 |
44 |
1 |
809 |
Sir, it's been two days already. Are you sure you don't just want a recommendation? |
1.3701 |
0.05568 |
127 |
90 |
27 |
10 |
810 |
Our menu emotionally prepares you for when you see the check. |
1.3701 |
0.05788 |
127 |
92 |
23 |
12 |
811 |
Wait until you see our napkins. |
1.3701 |
0.05679 |
127 |
91 |
25 |
11 |
812 |
The grilled cheese is very popular. |
1.3701 |
0.05679 |
127 |
91 |
25 |
11 |
813 |
As you can see, we've recently expanded our menu. |
1.3701 |
0.05220 |
127 |
87 |
33 |
7 |
814 |
Hope you brought your appetite and that of everyone you know. |
1.3701 |
0.05454 |
127 |
89 |
29 |
9 |
815 |
Might I suggest the petite filet. |
1.3701 |
0.05339 |
127 |
88 |
31 |
8 |
816 |
The wine list is currently being used as our dance floor. |
1.3692 |
0.06094 |
130 |
98 |
16 |
16 |
817 |
What? You thought "world's biggest menu" meant we had a lot of choices? |
1.3692 |
0.05895 |
130 |
96 |
20 |
14 |
818 |
Customers who ordered this also bought.... |
1.3692 |
0.04249 |
130 |
82 |
48 |
0 |
819 |
You can also use it as a privacy screen. |
1.3680 |
0.05851 |
125 |
91 |
22 |
12 |
820 |
Could I have the child's menu? |
1.3680 |
0.05021 |
125 |
84 |
36 |
5 |
821 |
That's the only thing we're out of. |
1.3680 |
0.05740 |
125 |
90 |
24 |
11 |
822 |
Were you not listening? Did I stutter? I've been a food critic for 16 years and I ALWAYS order EVERYTHING on the menu. You think this will stop me? Bring it, you coward, I'm not afraid to die. |
1.3680 |
0.05021 |
125 |
84 |
36 |
5 |
823 |
We used to have people walk away with the menus |
1.3680 |
0.05627 |
125 |
89 |
26 |
10 |
824 |
But, do you have anything gluten free? |
1.3680 |
0.04891 |
125 |
83 |
38 |
4 |
825 |
We added shrimp. |
1.3680 |
0.05392 |
125 |
87 |
30 |
8 |
826 |
Did you think we were lying when we tweeted that the Trump Hotel has the "yoouuuuugest" menu in the world? |
1.3680 |
0.05511 |
125 |
88 |
28 |
9 |
827 |
We have a few special items that did not fit on the menu |
1.3680 |
0.05740 |
125 |
90 |
24 |
11 |
828 |
Should I give you a minute? |
1.3680 |
0.04757 |
125 |
82 |
40 |
3 |
829 |
Just the soup? |
1.3680 |
0.05740 |
125 |
90 |
24 |
11 |
830 |
We have a large menu of small plate offerings this evening... |
1.3680 |
0.05021 |
125 |
84 |
36 |
5 |
831 |
Sir, that *is* the children's menu. |
1.3680 |
0.05851 |
125 |
91 |
22 |
12 |
832 |
and tonight’s final chef’s special is peanut butter on white bread with a choice of one of the following 51 flavors of jelly: grape, cherry, blueberry... |
1.3667 |
0.06027 |
120 |
88 |
20 |
12 |
833 |
Do you have an hour to hear the specials? |
1.3664 |
0.05332 |
131 |
92 |
30 |
9 |
834 |
Sir, I apologize. It's neither a drop down or pull down menu. May I assist with closing your menu? |
1.3664 |
0.05548 |
131 |
94 |
26 |
11 |
835 |
I recommend the grilled cheese under article 12. |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
836 |
I believe you requested a large print menu |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
837 |
We're out of everything except the escargot. |
1.3659 |
0.04361 |
123 |
78 |
45 |
0 |
838 |
After you finish the menu, I can tell you the daily special. |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
839 |
Is this your first time at the House of 1001 Pastas? |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
840 |
I'd like to start with a ladder. |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
841 |
Are you ready to order or do you need a minute? |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
842 |
Would you prefer to see our child's menu? |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
843 |
It's our Too Big to Fail menu! |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
844 |
We have a lot of older patrons. |
1.3659 |
0.05068 |
123 |
83 |
35 |
5 |
845 |
Is this your first time dining with us at Amazon New York, sir? |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
846 |
The portions are actually quite small. |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
847 |
Do you need a little time to decide? |
1.3659 |
0.06029 |
123 |
91 |
19 |
13 |
848 |
We offer all the food that's fit to print |
1.3659 |
0.05687 |
123 |
88 |
25 |
10 |
849 |
Sorry, we're out of that one too. |
1.3659 |
0.05197 |
123 |
84 |
33 |
6 |
850 |
Can I start you out with a few dozen appetizers? |
1.3659 |
0.05324 |
123 |
85 |
31 |
7 |
851 |
Can I interest you in one of our small plates? |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
852 |
I would suggest one of the small plates. |
1.3659 |
0.05803 |
123 |
89 |
23 |
11 |
853 |
I'm sorry, but we're also out of that. |
1.3659 |
0.05569 |
123 |
87 |
27 |
9 |
854 |
I hope you brought your big wallet. |
1.3659 |
0.05068 |
123 |
83 |
35 |
5 |
855 |
We're wheeling in the wine list momentarily. |
1.3659 |
0.05917 |
123 |
90 |
21 |
12 |
856 |
Our locally sourced farm raised entrees come with their own story. |
1.3652 |
0.06092 |
115 |
84 |
20 |
11 |
857 |
Sorry, sir, we have only tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches today. |
1.3644 |
0.06331 |
118 |
89 |
15 |
14 |
858 |
We are famous for our large menu selections. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
859 |
The team is bringing the wine list. |
1.3636 |
0.05249 |
121 |
83 |
32 |
6 |
860 |
Tonight we can offer you our expanded menu. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
861 |
We're out of everything but the liver and onions. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
862 |
As you can see, we've expanded our menu. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
863 |
Can I have number 2,649? |
1.3636 |
0.05378 |
121 |
84 |
30 |
7 |
864 |
I'll be back in a few weeks to take your order. |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
865 |
we have 110 off the menu specials ... |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
866 |
Wait until you see your bill. |
1.3636 |
0.05984 |
121 |
89 |
20 |
12 |
867 |
And how do you want your burger? |
1.3636 |
0.05629 |
121 |
86 |
26 |
9 |
868 |
In addition, we have a few specials tonight... |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
869 |
May I recommend No. 1197? |
1.3636 |
0.05378 |
121 |
84 |
30 |
7 |
870 |
Actually, sir, it only feels large because of your tiny hands. |
1.3636 |
0.05505 |
121 |
85 |
28 |
8 |
871 |
We specialize in tall orders. |
1.3636 |
0.04545 |
121 |
78 |
42 |
1 |
872 |
Actually, we do have a few items that aren't on the menu. |
1.3636 |
0.04839 |
121 |
80 |
38 |
3 |
873 |
Wait'll you see the peppermill! |
1.3636 |
0.05116 |
121 |
82 |
34 |
5 |
874 |
I recommend the Burger and Fries. |
1.3636 |
0.05750 |
121 |
87 |
24 |
10 |
875 |
That would be found only on the lunch menu. |
1.3629 |
0.05649 |
124 |
89 |
25 |
10 |
876 |
I will have the Gulliver steak |
1.3629 |
0.05289 |
124 |
86 |
31 |
7 |
877 |
The caveat emptor is very good. |
1.3629 |
0.05532 |
124 |
88 |
27 |
9 |
878 |
Now that you've had time to look through our brunch menu, we're beginning our dinner service. |
1.3629 |
0.05532 |
124 |
88 |
27 |
9 |
879 |
Would you like a few more minutes, sir? |
1.3613 |
0.05935 |
119 |
87 |
21 |
11 |
880 |
I'll just have a salad |
1.3613 |
0.05301 |
119 |
82 |
31 |
6 |
881 |
It's in proportion to our prices. |
1.3613 |
0.05935 |
119 |
87 |
21 |
11 |
882 |
The Cliff notes version ...we offer Fish & Chips |
1.3613 |
0.05563 |
119 |
84 |
27 |
8 |
883 |
Most people start with a ladder. |
1.3613 |
0.05935 |
119 |
87 |
21 |
11 |
884 |
Are you ready to order, or do you need a few more days to decide? |
1.3613 |
0.05165 |
119 |
81 |
33 |
5 |
885 |
Yes, Sir, we have expanded the menu. |
1.3613 |
0.05563 |
119 |
84 |
27 |
8 |
886 |
Just wait till you see the portions. |
1.3613 |
0.05814 |
119 |
86 |
23 |
10 |
887 |
The legal department redrafted the menu recently! |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
888 |
The Cliff Notes version is more easily digested. |
1.3613 |
0.05165 |
119 |
81 |
33 |
5 |
889 |
The cheapest items are on top of the menu. |
1.3613 |
0.05935 |
119 |
87 |
21 |
11 |
890 |
No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. |
1.3613 |
0.06054 |
119 |
88 |
19 |
12 |
891 |
Yes, but it is only one page. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
892 |
And did you notice our specials billboard out front? |
1.3613 |
0.05563 |
119 |
84 |
27 |
8 |
893 |
Would you prefer the large print menu? |
1.3613 |
0.06054 |
119 |
88 |
19 |
12 |
894 |
Good evening sir. May I suggest a magnum of wine while you peruse the menu? |
1.3613 |
0.05434 |
119 |
83 |
29 |
7 |
895 |
Have you eaten with us since we expanded our menu? |
1.3613 |
0.05935 |
119 |
87 |
21 |
11 |
896 |
Do you have any small plates? |
1.3613 |
0.05434 |
119 |
83 |
29 |
7 |
897 |
I recommend the No. 4,571. |
1.3613 |
0.05814 |
119 |
86 |
23 |
10 |
898 |
For starters, sir, I recommend the Caprese Salad with a balsamic menu reduction. |
1.3613 |
0.06054 |
119 |
88 |
19 |
12 |
899 |
All our shrimp are jumbo, sir. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
900 |
Yes sir, we're required to show the nutritional values and calorie count on the menu. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
901 |
We were rated 4 stars by Overeaters Anonymous. |
1.3613 |
0.05563 |
119 |
84 |
27 |
8 |
902 |
The chef eez... how do you say... overcompensating. |
1.3613 |
0.06054 |
119 |
88 |
19 |
12 |
903 |
When I said we literally have the largest seafood menu in town, I literally meant that we literally have the largest seafood menu in town. |
1.3613 |
0.06054 |
119 |
88 |
19 |
12 |
904 |
But do you have any vegan options? |
1.3613 |
0.05301 |
119 |
82 |
31 |
6 |
905 |
The terms and conditions are on the other side. |
1.3613 |
0.05434 |
119 |
83 |
29 |
7 |
906 |
After a brief intermission, I'll finish reading the specials. |
1.3613 |
0.05814 |
119 |
86 |
23 |
10 |
907 |
I’m still deciding. Could you come back next week? |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
908 |
Would you like another hour to decide, sir? |
1.3613 |
0.05165 |
119 |
81 |
33 |
5 |
909 |
Before you order, we have a few specials. |
1.3613 |
0.05690 |
119 |
85 |
25 |
9 |
910 |
Management calls it portion intimidation. |
1.3613 |
0.04422 |
119 |
76 |
43 |
0 |
911 |
"Do you have any specials today"? |
1.3607 |
0.05827 |
122 |
89 |
22 |
11 |
912 |
And how would you like your alphabet soup, sir: Ariel, Courier or Times New Roman? |
1.3607 |
0.05214 |
122 |
84 |
32 |
6 |
913 |
See anything you like? |
1.3607 |
0.05590 |
122 |
87 |
26 |
9 |
914 |
Would you like to hear today’s specials? |
1.3607 |
0.06056 |
122 |
91 |
18 |
13 |
915 |
I'll just take a water, please. |
1.3607 |
0.06056 |
122 |
91 |
18 |
13 |
916 |
Would you like to hear the specials again? |
1.3607 |
0.05214 |
122 |
84 |
32 |
6 |
917 |
We're sold out of everything on the bottom of the menu |
1.3607 |
0.05590 |
122 |
87 |
26 |
9 |
918 |
I'm sorry sir, but we do not allow substitutions. |
1.3590 |
0.05491 |
117 |
82 |
28 |
7 |
919 |
The petit filet? Excellent choice! |
1.3590 |
0.05491 |
117 |
82 |
28 |
7 |
920 |
Could you please repeat today's specials again? |
1.3590 |
0.04454 |
117 |
75 |
42 |
0 |
921 |
And that is why we only have tables for one. |
1.3590 |
0.05073 |
117 |
79 |
34 |
4 |
922 |
No, it's not a real menu monsieur, but we enjoy making you look foolish. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
923 |
Many of our regular customers really love number 1,263. |
1.3583 |
0.05265 |
120 |
83 |
31 |
6 |
924 |
I'll have the petit filet |
1.3583 |
0.05265 |
120 |
83 |
31 |
6 |
925 |
Our new Healthy Menu is MUCH shorter! |
1.3583 |
0.05397 |
120 |
84 |
29 |
7 |
926 |
Try the shrimp, they're ironic. |
1.3583 |
0.05773 |
120 |
87 |
23 |
10 |
927 |
If I may recommend sir, starting with item 178 followed by item 436. And the dessert item 724 has been especially well received. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
928 |
All of our entrées come with a soup and a hernia. |
1.3583 |
0.05893 |
120 |
88 |
21 |
11 |
929 |
What a great suggestion Sir, I'll have the chef add that to the menu! |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
930 |
If you would care to see the adult menu, please follow me around back |
1.3583 |
0.04396 |
120 |
77 |
43 |
0 |
931 |
Sorry, we only serve wine by the barrel! |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
932 |
May I suggest #1029? |
1.3583 |
0.05131 |
120 |
82 |
33 |
5 |
933 |
Honestly everything is excellent. |
1.3571 |
0.05930 |
112 |
81 |
22 |
9 |
934 |
Do you have one in English? |
1.3565 |
0.04486 |
115 |
74 |
41 |
0 |
935 |
If you have a few hours I'd like to tell you about tonight's 'specials' |
1.3565 |
0.04970 |
115 |
77 |
35 |
3 |
936 |
We find it makes the check look small. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
937 |
Those are the mortality tables associated with consuming each item. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
938 |
Our chef has a compulsive need to please everyone. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
939 |
I have four men bringing in the wine list right now sir. |
1.3559 |
0.05712 |
118 |
85 |
24 |
9 |
940 |
The owner thinks that a large menu explains why his hands look small. |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
941 |
In case you're wondering, the tip should be proportional to the size of the menu. |
1.3559 |
0.05838 |
118 |
86 |
22 |
10 |
942 |
Tell me about the specials |
1.3559 |
0.05039 |
118 |
80 |
34 |
4 |
943 |
If you think the menu is big, just wait until you get the check. |
1.3559 |
0.05961 |
118 |
87 |
20 |
11 |
944 |
I'm afraid you can't order anything off the menu. There ISN'T anything off the menu. |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
945 |
I don't know, do you have any specials? |
1.3559 |
0.05584 |
118 |
84 |
26 |
8 |
946 |
I highly recommend the binoculars. |
1.3559 |
0.05838 |
118 |
86 |
22 |
10 |
947 |
Wait till you see the size of your bill! |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
948 |
Do you have any questions about the menu? |
1.3559 |
0.05584 |
118 |
84 |
26 |
8 |
949 |
Welcome to 'Tolstoy's'. |
1.3559 |
0.05961 |
118 |
87 |
20 |
11 |
950 |
Would you like to hear the specials?Shouldn't take more than an hour |
1.3559 |
0.05584 |
118 |
84 |
26 |
8 |
951 |
Would you like to hear the wine list? No? Thank God. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
952 |
Would you like a few more days, sir? |
1.3559 |
0.05584 |
118 |
84 |
26 |
8 |
953 |
The moment you walked through the door, I could tell you were a man of distinction, a real big spender. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
954 |
You think the menu is huge? Wait until you see the check. |
1.3559 |
0.05961 |
118 |
87 |
20 |
11 |
955 |
If there's nothing on there that looks good, we do have another menu. |
1.3559 |
0.05712 |
118 |
85 |
24 |
9 |
956 |
We felt it had to match the prices. |
1.3559 |
0.05453 |
118 |
83 |
28 |
7 |
957 |
You've really expanded your menu. |
1.3559 |
0.05318 |
118 |
82 |
30 |
6 |
958 |
I'LL HAVE THE MAC & CHEESE... |
1.3554 |
0.05487 |
121 |
86 |
27 |
8 |
959 |
I need a magnifying glass |
1.3554 |
0.05968 |
121 |
90 |
19 |
12 |
960 |
Yes. Very good, sir. Yuuge. We get a lot of that here at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3554 |
0.06195 |
121 |
92 |
15 |
14 |
961 |
No sir, you can't order off the menu. |
1.3545 |
0.04761 |
110 |
72 |
37 |
1 |
962 |
That's a tall order, if I may say so, Sir. |
1.3534 |
0.06153 |
116 |
87 |
17 |
12 |
963 |
Sir, this IS the portion controlled menu. |
1.3534 |
0.05511 |
116 |
82 |
27 |
7 |
964 |
Just wait until you see how big the bill is. |
1.3534 |
0.05645 |
116 |
83 |
25 |
8 |
965 |
Now, we are out of chicken, steak, pork, and fish.... |
1.3534 |
0.05776 |
116 |
84 |
23 |
9 |
966 |
Take all the time you need. I'll check back in about a week. |
1.3534 |
0.05645 |
116 |
83 |
25 |
8 |
967 |
We have an unrivaled selection of words |
1.3534 |
0.05905 |
116 |
85 |
21 |
10 |
968 |
The chef has quite a vocabulary. |
1.3534 |
0.05086 |
116 |
79 |
33 |
4 |
969 |
Nobody has a bigger menu than Trump Tower Grille, sir. |
1.3534 |
0.06030 |
116 |
86 |
19 |
11 |
970 |
And we proudly have prices to match. |
1.3529 |
0.05672 |
119 |
86 |
24 |
9 |
971 |
Our special tonight is a petite sirloin. Ha, ha, I kid you, sir... |
1.3529 |
0.05415 |
119 |
84 |
28 |
7 |
972 |
I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. |
1.3519 |
0.05630 |
108 |
76 |
26 |
6 |
973 |
We are currently out of all selections appearing near the bottom of the menu. |
1.3519 |
0.05782 |
108 |
77 |
24 |
7 |
974 |
After you decide on an appetizer, I'll bring you our entree menu. |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
975 |
You're gonna need a bigger pad |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
976 |
That's a very tall order. |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
977 |
Let me guess. . . you are going to need some more time? |
1.3509 |
0.05135 |
114 |
78 |
32 |
4 |
978 |
You did request the large print, sir. |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
979 |
I'll be back in a couple of weeks. |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
980 |
We're known for our menus. |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
981 |
And today's specials are flashing on the Jumbotron by the kitchen. |
1.3509 |
0.05842 |
114 |
83 |
22 |
9 |
982 |
As you can see, we've expanded the menu, sir. |
1.3509 |
0.05284 |
114 |
79 |
30 |
5 |
983 |
A la Carte, Sir....everything's a la carte. |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
984 |
Need another minute? |
1.3509 |
0.06102 |
114 |
85 |
18 |
11 |
985 |
Good choice sir! |
1.3509 |
0.04490 |
114 |
74 |
40 |
0 |
986 |
Would you care to hear the specials ? |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
987 |
Now you can better see why we had your wife sit over there. |
1.3509 |
0.05284 |
114 |
79 |
30 |
5 |
988 |
Chef is protesting the new minimalist cuisine in his own subtle way. |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
989 |
Why yes, everything does come with bacon. |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
990 |
My, that's a tall order. |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
991 |
Would you like fries with that? |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
992 |
You should see our wine list. |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
993 |
We feel as though a picture is worth a thousand words. |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
994 |
The irony is the portions are really small. |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
995 |
Look at it this way: if it's not on the menu - it's free! |
1.3509 |
0.05429 |
114 |
80 |
28 |
6 |
996 |
You will find the food items at the bottom below government warnings, disclaimers and our arbitration agreement. |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
997 |
Fine. I'll just have the special. |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
998 |
For starters, I recommend the back brace. |
1.3509 |
0.05973 |
114 |
84 |
20 |
10 |
999 |
Would you like to super-size your meal? |
1.3509 |
0.05708 |
114 |
82 |
24 |
8 |
1000 |
Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? |
1.3509 |
0.05570 |
114 |
81 |
26 |
7 |
1001 |
Hello, my name is Leo, and I'll be your speed reader this evening. |
1.3486 |
0.05275 |
109 |
75 |
30 |
4 |
1002 |
That IS the large-print edition, sir. Perhaps you would prefer the Braille. |
1.3486 |
0.05111 |
109 |
74 |
32 |
3 |
1003 |
Very good sir. The forklift with the wine list will be here presently. |
1.3482 |
0.05910 |
112 |
82 |
21 |
9 |
1004 |
The jumbo shrimp...excellent choice. |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1005 |
What wouldn't you recommend? |
1.3482 |
0.05027 |
112 |
76 |
33 |
3 |
1006 |
Are you ready to order now or would you like a few more hours to decide? |
1.3482 |
0.05338 |
112 |
78 |
29 |
5 |
1007 |
It makes the check appear not nearly so big. |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1008 |
Just so you know, we are out of seventeen of the soups. |
1.3482 |
0.05631 |
112 |
80 |
25 |
7 |
1009 |
...and if monsieur would care to see the wine list, it's outside, leaning against the parking garage. |
1.3482 |
0.05910 |
112 |
82 |
21 |
9 |
1010 |
If you are ready to order I will signal the crane operator. |
1.3482 |
0.06044 |
112 |
83 |
19 |
10 |
1011 |
Sir, this is a Trump hotel restaurant. We do not have a smaller menu. |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1012 |
Everything is on the menu. |
1.3482 |
0.05631 |
112 |
80 |
25 |
7 |
1013 |
Today's special is blood of an Englishman. |
1.3482 |
0.04865 |
112 |
75 |
35 |
2 |
1014 |
Are we ready to order, or do we need another few hours? |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1015 |
The specials are on the board. |
1.3482 |
0.06176 |
112 |
84 |
17 |
11 |
1016 |
Yes sir, everything is good. |
1.3482 |
0.05631 |
112 |
80 |
25 |
7 |
1017 |
It also doubles as a screen for private parties |
1.3482 |
0.05910 |
112 |
82 |
21 |
9 |
1018 |
Soup options are on page 18, section 42, line 9, box B. |
1.3482 |
0.06044 |
112 |
83 |
19 |
10 |
1019 |
Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see the small plates menu? |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1020 |
Our customers were complaining about the fine print. |
1.3482 |
0.05772 |
112 |
81 |
23 |
8 |
1021 |
We're out of everything except chicken nuggets. |
1.3455 |
0.06384 |
110 |
84 |
14 |
12 |
1022 |
Wait till you see our to go boxes. |
1.3455 |
0.06118 |
110 |
82 |
18 |
10 |
1023 |
I asked for your food menu not the list of failed executive orders of the President. |
1.3455 |
0.06252 |
110 |
83 |
16 |
11 |
1024 |
Just wait until you see the bill. |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
1025 |
How are the portions? |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
1026 |
Very good choice sir however I am afraid kitchen closed 4 hours ago! |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
1027 |
Yes sir, the wine menu is separate. |
1.3455 |
0.05546 |
110 |
78 |
26 |
6 |
1028 |
May I suggest something off our new expanded menu? |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
1029 |
Do you just have...like...a cheeseburger? |
1.3455 |
0.05393 |
110 |
77 |
28 |
5 |
1030 |
would you also like to hear what isn't on the menu? |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
1031 |
I'd bring you the wine list but my sciatica prevents me. |
1.3455 |
0.05839 |
110 |
80 |
22 |
8 |
1032 |
That's nothing, wait until you see the bill! |
1.3455 |
0.06118 |
110 |
82 |
18 |
10 |
1033 |
Yep, we're out of that, too. You don't really think we have all this stuff available, do you? |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
1034 |
All you can read menu. |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
1035 |
Our special is a petite filet mignon with baby squash. |
1.3455 |
0.05980 |
110 |
81 |
20 |
9 |
1036 |
Oh we don’t cook here anymore. Amazon delivers the food. |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
1037 |
Don't see anything you like? How about a grilled cheese? Would you like a fuckin' grilled cheese sandwich? |
1.3455 |
0.06514 |
110 |
85 |
12 |
13 |
1038 |
Would you also like to see our small plates menu, sir? |
1.3455 |
0.05694 |
110 |
79 |
24 |
7 |
1039 |
Wait until you see the size of the bill. |
1.3455 |
0.05980 |
110 |
81 |
20 |
9 |
1040 |
Would you like to hear about our specials? |
1.3451 |
0.05446 |
113 |
80 |
27 |
6 |
1041 |
May I suggest you leave room for dessert. |
1.3451 |
0.05299 |
113 |
79 |
29 |
5 |
1042 |
I assure you! Our prices justify its size. |
1.3451 |
0.05729 |
113 |
82 |
23 |
8 |
1043 |
Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few days? |
1.3451 |
0.05446 |
113 |
80 |
27 |
6 |
1044 |
Are these the only craft beers you have? |
1.3451 |
0.05865 |
113 |
83 |
21 |
9 |
1045 |
If you need more time, I can come back next week. |
1.3451 |
0.05865 |
113 |
83 |
21 |
9 |
1046 |
Sorry, we don't have that. |
1.3451 |
0.05865 |
113 |
83 |
21 |
9 |
1047 |
Of course sir, I will bring a children’s menu at once. |
1.3451 |
0.05589 |
113 |
81 |
25 |
7 |
1048 |
If you care to see the wine list, I'll have to get the ladder from the back. |
1.3451 |
0.05446 |
113 |
80 |
27 |
6 |
1049 |
The wine list? I'll have the forklift operator bring it out at once. |
1.3451 |
0.05589 |
113 |
81 |
25 |
7 |
1050 |
No sir, we don't have that either. |
1.3451 |
0.05865 |
113 |
83 |
21 |
9 |
1051 |
Have you got 20 minutes to hear today’s specials? |
1.3451 |
0.06129 |
113 |
85 |
17 |
11 |
1052 |
Yes, objects on the menu may be closer that they appear. |
1.3451 |
0.05729 |
113 |
82 |
23 |
8 |
1053 |
I see you found the five dollar bottle of wine special hidden in the corner. |
1.3434 |
0.06447 |
99 |
74 |
16 |
9 |
1054 |
Should I come back in two hours when you've decided? |
1.3429 |
0.05714 |
105 |
75 |
24 |
6 |
1055 |
I recommend the things at the top. I'll get you a ladder. |
1.3429 |
0.05552 |
105 |
74 |
26 |
5 |
1056 |
Should I give you a few days? |
1.3429 |
0.05211 |
105 |
72 |
30 |
3 |
1057 |
Our slogan is - if you don't see something you like, you're not really hungry. |
1.3426 |
0.04588 |
108 |
71 |
37 |
0 |
1058 |
We have 87 specials tonight. |
1.3426 |
0.05759 |
108 |
78 |
23 |
7 |
1059 |
Would you like a large-print menu? |
1.3426 |
0.05607 |
108 |
77 |
25 |
6 |
1060 |
I'll have chef Aristophane's ''lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimupotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechumenokichlepikossuphophattoperisteralektruonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagóiosiraiobaphètraganopterugón'' stew. |
1.3426 |
0.05907 |
108 |
79 |
21 |
8 |
1061 |
Do you need a few hours? |
1.3426 |
0.05759 |
108 |
78 |
23 |
7 |
1062 |
I'm sorry but we're out of everything except the creamed chipped beef. |
1.3426 |
0.05907 |
108 |
79 |
21 |
8 |
1063 |
This IS the gluten-free menu. |
1.3426 |
0.04773 |
108 |
72 |
35 |
1 |
1064 |
It's our new menu, as now approved by our attorneys. |
1.3426 |
0.05607 |
108 |
77 |
25 |
6 |
1065 |
Do you need more time? |
1.3426 |
0.05450 |
108 |
76 |
27 |
5 |
1066 |
I will now tell you our 32 specials for this evening... |
1.3426 |
0.05450 |
108 |
76 |
27 |
5 |
1067 |
Wait until you see the size of the check! |
1.3426 |
0.05907 |
108 |
79 |
21 |
8 |
1068 |
I am sorry Senator, the owner of Mar-a-Lago dictates what menus we use. |
1.3426 |
0.05607 |
108 |
77 |
25 |
6 |
1069 |
I beg your pardon, sir. I thought you requested our gluten-free menu. |
1.3426 |
0.04588 |
108 |
71 |
37 |
0 |
1070 |
I have a few more suggestions from the chef. |
1.3423 |
0.05651 |
111 |
80 |
24 |
7 |
1071 |
Would you prefer our dinner menu? |
1.3423 |
0.05198 |
111 |
77 |
30 |
4 |
1072 |
That's a tall order, sir. |
1.3423 |
0.06334 |
111 |
85 |
14 |
12 |
1073 |
Yes, we are farm-to-table. But, it's always summer somewhere. |
1.3421 |
0.05687 |
114 |
83 |
23 |
8 |
1074 |
Yeah, wait til you see the bill. |
1.3402 |
0.06369 |
97 |
72 |
17 |
8 |
1075 |
It's all inclusive. |
1.3398 |
0.05614 |
103 |
73 |
25 |
5 |
1076 |
And how would you like your eggs? |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1077 |
We've recently enlarged our menu. |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1078 |
Is monsieur ready to order, or would you like a few more hours? |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1079 |
We also have a 30% zoom option, if you prefer. |
1.3396 |
0.04812 |
106 |
71 |
34 |
1 |
1080 |
We also cater to the hearing impaired. |
1.3396 |
0.05509 |
106 |
75 |
26 |
5 |
1081 |
The customers complain less when they feel inadequate. |
1.3396 |
0.04995 |
106 |
72 |
32 |
2 |
1082 |
Just water please. |
1.3396 |
0.06271 |
106 |
80 |
16 |
10 |
1083 |
Of course if you don't see anything you like, we can fix something special. |
1.3396 |
0.05172 |
106 |
73 |
30 |
3 |
1084 |
Cover charge? Why do you ask? |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1085 |
Ooh, I'm sorry, we are out of that as well. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1086 |
Can I start you off with some binoculars? |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1087 |
Can you please give me a couple more minutes? |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
1088 |
Take your time. I'll come back later tonight for your order. |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1089 |
Just point to what you want. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1090 |
On the flip side, the food itself is totally underwhelming. |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1091 |
What really sets us apart is the size of our menu. |
1.3396 |
0.06271 |
106 |
80 |
16 |
10 |
1092 |
Mr. Trump insists that everything at Mar-A-Lago be HUGE. |
1.3396 |
0.06126 |
106 |
79 |
18 |
9 |
1093 |
If you have a half hour I can read the specials. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1094 |
That's correct, sir, we serve the whole cow. |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1095 |
Would you care to start with a step ladder? |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
1096 |
We specialize in tall orders, sir. |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1097 |
Well that's a pretty tall order |
1.3396 |
0.05826 |
106 |
77 |
22 |
7 |
1098 |
It's a big list when you bring the farm to the table." |
1.3396 |
0.05509 |
106 |
75 |
26 |
5 |
1099 |
Our special tonight is the 256-ounce Porterhouse steak. |
1.3396 |
0.05669 |
106 |
76 |
24 |
6 |
1100 |
Actually it's the same menu, but with the calorie counts and a list of trending allergens. |
1.3396 |
0.05172 |
106 |
73 |
30 |
3 |
1101 |
If you prefer, you can always order off menu |
1.3396 |
0.05343 |
106 |
74 |
28 |
4 |
1102 |
Sir, have you had a chance to look at the menu? |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1103 |
We source globally. |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1104 |
I'm fairly certain that's not on the menu. |
1.3396 |
0.05509 |
106 |
75 |
26 |
5 |
1105 |
May I recommend the whale? |
1.3396 |
0.05978 |
106 |
78 |
20 |
8 |
1106 |
The special tonight is a continental plate. |
1.3394 |
0.05714 |
109 |
79 |
23 |
7 |
1107 |
Sir, may I tell you about our dinner specials? |
1.3394 |
0.05564 |
109 |
78 |
25 |
6 |
1108 |
You'll notice that a large number of NBA players favor this establishment. |
1.3394 |
0.05861 |
109 |
80 |
21 |
8 |
1109 |
Such tiny hands. |
1.3394 |
0.06004 |
109 |
81 |
19 |
9 |
1110 |
A lot has changed since The Cheesecake Factory moved into the neighborhood. |
1.3393 |
0.05888 |
112 |
83 |
20 |
9 |
1111 |
Do you have anything without kale in it? |
1.3393 |
0.05609 |
112 |
81 |
24 |
7 |
1112 |
The specials are on the billboard across the road |
1.3370 |
0.06236 |
92 |
67 |
19 |
6 |
1113 |
You might want to hear our off menu items. |
1.3367 |
0.05792 |
98 |
70 |
23 |
5 |
1114 |
Do you have avocado toast? |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
1115 |
We're out of everything but the hamburger. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
1116 |
What would you suggest? |
1.3366 |
0.05317 |
101 |
70 |
28 |
3 |
1117 |
Our chef sees himself as a giant of the industry. |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
1118 |
I recommend the Cheeseburger. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
1119 |
And how would you like that defrosted? |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
1120 |
I would recommend the petite filet. |
1.3366 |
0.06016 |
101 |
74 |
20 |
7 |
1121 |
Grilled cheese? Very good, Sir! |
1.3366 |
0.04726 |
101 |
67 |
34 |
0 |
1122 |
I'll have a cup of coffee. |
1.3366 |
0.05677 |
101 |
72 |
24 |
5 |
1123 |
The mac and cheese is quite popular. |
1.3366 |
0.06337 |
101 |
76 |
16 |
9 |
1124 |
And our specials are on the Jumbotron. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
1125 |
Unfortunately, we've just run out of that too, Sir. |
1.3366 |
0.05849 |
101 |
73 |
22 |
6 |
1126 |
I'll have a cheeseburger, please. |
1.3366 |
0.06178 |
101 |
75 |
18 |
8 |
1127 |
Welcome to Goliath's. |
1.3366 |
0.05500 |
101 |
71 |
26 |
4 |
1128 |
Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1129 |
Would you like to hear about our specials for this evening? |
1.3365 |
0.05223 |
104 |
72 |
29 |
3 |
1130 |
We just merged with the Cheesecake Factory. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1131 |
If you have an hour, I can also tell you our specials. |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1132 |
By placing an order, you are deemed to have accepted all terms and conditions. |
1.3365 |
0.05223 |
104 |
72 |
29 |
3 |
1133 |
Will the Terms & Conditions also be adhered by the trout? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1134 |
I'd go for the mac n' cheese. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1135 |
Kind of a tall order, wouldn't you say? |
1.3365 |
0.05223 |
104 |
72 |
29 |
3 |
1136 |
Would you prefer the prix fixe menu? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1137 |
..and in addition let me first tell you today’s appetizer specials. |
1.3365 |
0.05041 |
104 |
71 |
31 |
2 |
1138 |
Tonight's special is the Blue Ox a l'Orange. |
1.3365 |
0.04656 |
104 |
69 |
35 |
0 |
1139 |
Red or white? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1140 |
You won't find a more thorough undercooked shellfish warning in the tri-state area. |
1.3365 |
0.06352 |
104 |
79 |
15 |
10 |
1141 |
That's a pretty tall order, but I'll ask the Chef. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1142 |
“ Will monsieur prefer to order from the childrens menu”? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1143 |
Those are today's specials. Would you like to look at the regular menu? |
1.3365 |
0.04656 |
104 |
69 |
35 |
0 |
1144 |
I'll just have the soup. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1145 |
Are you ready now sir, or do you need another fortnight? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1146 |
We feel the large menu compensates for our small portions. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1147 |
Our restaurant was bought out by Amazon last month. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1148 |
I'm sorry, we don't have anything gluten-free. |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1149 |
Have you had a chance to look over the menu? |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1150 |
Shall I supersize that? |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1151 |
Don't be fooled, sir. The portions are quite small. |
1.3365 |
0.06203 |
104 |
78 |
17 |
9 |
1152 |
I can come back if you need a few more hours. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1153 |
Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the small plates menu after all? |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1154 |
Are you ready to hear our specials? |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1155 |
And how is the kitchen sink prepared? |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1156 |
If you haven't been here for awhile, you may have noticed we've added a few items to our menu. |
1.3365 |
0.05399 |
104 |
73 |
27 |
4 |
1157 |
Welcome to Costco Bistro; may I take your order? |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1158 |
If you can read the whole thing in less than 20 minutes, your meal is free! |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1159 |
We also offer the world's longest salad bar. |
1.3365 |
0.05399 |
104 |
73 |
27 |
4 |
1160 |
Trust me -- get the half portion. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1161 |
Let me pull up a chair and I'll tell you about today's specials. |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1162 |
Let me tell you today's specials. |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1163 |
And shall I wheel out the wine list? |
1.3365 |
0.05895 |
104 |
76 |
21 |
7 |
1164 |
Would you like another day to look it over? |
1.3365 |
0.06051 |
104 |
77 |
19 |
8 |
1165 |
Yes, as you might expect, the portions are very large. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1166 |
Yes sir, the large print menu is only available during the Early Bird Special. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1167 |
And the electrocardiogram is complimentary. |
1.3365 |
0.05734 |
104 |
75 |
23 |
6 |
1168 |
Do you need a few more hours? |
1.3365 |
0.05569 |
104 |
74 |
25 |
5 |
1169 |
That's fine, take your time. I'm come back in two days. |
1.3364 |
0.05133 |
107 |
74 |
30 |
3 |
1170 |
We have found that the new format has cut down on menu theft by 46%. |
1.3364 |
0.05302 |
107 |
75 |
28 |
4 |
1171 |
Too big to fail. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
1172 |
Would you like to hear tonight's specials? |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
1173 |
What's big this week? |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
1174 |
It's our expanded menu. |
1.3364 |
0.05780 |
107 |
78 |
22 |
7 |
1175 |
Are you sure you want to see the wine list, sir? |
1.3364 |
0.06077 |
107 |
80 |
18 |
9 |
1176 |
Yes sir, the Number 3,271 is an excellent choice. |
1.3364 |
0.05302 |
107 |
75 |
28 |
4 |
1177 |
I'm afraid to ask for the wine list |
1.3364 |
0.05780 |
107 |
78 |
22 |
7 |
1178 |
We're proud of our craft beer selections. |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
1179 |
The dessert menu? You think you want the dessert menu? Son, you can't handle the dessert menu! |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
1180 |
Shall I wheel in the wine list? |
1.3364 |
0.05466 |
107 |
76 |
26 |
5 |
1181 |
Well, sir, it's a tall order but the chef ought to be able to come up with something. |
1.3364 |
0.04589 |
107 |
71 |
36 |
0 |
1182 |
Yes sir, President Trump has mandated we bring back the supersize menu |
1.3364 |
0.06077 |
107 |
80 |
18 |
9 |
1183 |
Yes sir, we do offer "gluten-free", "gluten-filled", "low fat", "high fat", "organic", "inorganic", "sustainable", "farm-to-table", "low carb", "high carb", "pale" annnnnd "who gives a fuck?". |
1.3364 |
0.06221 |
107 |
81 |
16 |
10 |
1184 |
Your Wine List will arrive as soon as the forklift is available. |
1.3364 |
0.05466 |
107 |
76 |
26 |
5 |
1185 |
If nothing on the menu is to your liking, Sir, it will only take a half hour to tell you about tonight’s specials. |
1.3364 |
0.05625 |
107 |
77 |
24 |
6 |
1186 |
It's our senior-print menu. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
1187 |
Wait until you see the size of the portions. |
1.3364 |
0.05930 |
107 |
79 |
20 |
8 |
1188 |
How long do you think you will need? |
1.3333 |
0.05357 |
105 |
74 |
27 |
4 |
1189 |
Do you have time to hear the specials? |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
1190 |
Yes, there is alot you can do with pasta. |
1.3333 |
0.05920 |
99 |
72 |
21 |
6 |
1191 |
Do you need a few more hours? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1192 |
I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of everything except the mac and cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.06091 |
99 |
73 |
19 |
7 |
1193 |
This is a French restaurant so everything is big and pretentious. |
1.3333 |
0.05561 |
99 |
70 |
25 |
4 |
1194 |
Are we ready to order or shall I come back in a few hours? |
1.3333 |
0.05883 |
108 |
80 |
20 |
8 |
1195 |
Yes, but you would be surprised at how few we lose. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
1196 |
The whaleducken, please. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
1197 |
That IS our Lite Menu, Sir |
1.3333 |
0.05088 |
102 |
70 |
30 |
2 |
1198 |
Our new menu writer is a big Joyce fan. |
1.3333 |
0.06258 |
99 |
74 |
17 |
8 |
1199 |
I believe it was Mr. Trump's idea. |
1.3333 |
0.06585 |
102 |
79 |
12 |
11 |
1200 |
$20 ALL YOU CAN READ |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1201 |
Let me tell you about tonight's specials. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1202 |
Would you like me to supersize that for you sir? |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
1203 |
We repurposed the original doors. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
1204 |
As you can see, sir, we've expanded our menu significantly since you were last here. |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
1205 |
I'm sure you would love dish #2036! |
1.3333 |
0.05275 |
102 |
71 |
28 |
3 |
1206 |
We're well known for our extraordinarily haute cuisine. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
1207 |
Most people request our Lighter Menu. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
1208 |
Would you care to see the specials. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
1209 |
Could I order something off menu? |
1.3333 |
0.05847 |
105 |
77 |
21 |
7 |
1210 |
You'll need to come out to the warehouse to peruse the wine list, sir. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
1211 |
Chef could not decide between Southern, Creole, Caribbean, TexMex, French, Italian, European, Basque, Mediterranean, Szechuan, Hunan, Thai, Indian, Vegetarian, Vegan, or Paleo, so we have them all. |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1212 |
All you can eat" is so cliche. We prefer "all you can read. |
1.3333 |
0.04691 |
102 |
68 |
34 |
0 |
1213 |
We use a big, local font. |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
1214 |
She left just as you got to the entrées. |
1.3333 |
0.04691 |
102 |
68 |
34 |
0 |
1215 |
" We found that patrons find the life-size illustrations quite helpful. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ |
1.3333 |
0.06126 |
102 |
76 |
18 |
8 |
1216 |
Don't worry sir. The portions are small. |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
1217 |
Allow me to recite a few items not on the menu. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
1218 |
But sir, you asked for a large-print menu! |
1.3333 |
0.06283 |
102 |
77 |
16 |
9 |
1219 |
Are you sure my ex can't see me from the bar now? |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
1220 |
I'm not quite ready to order yet. Could you come back tomorrow? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1221 |
Do you need another couple dozen minutes? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1222 |
It's 2017. You really should use our digital menu. |
1.3333 |
0.05688 |
105 |
76 |
23 |
6 |
1223 |
I'll be back in an hour to take your order |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1224 |
The critics suggested we enlarge the menu. |
1.3333 |
0.06002 |
105 |
78 |
19 |
8 |
1225 |
Our collusion with Russia denials are not quite ready, sir, but I can bring you some half-baked if you'd like. |
1.3333 |
0.05966 |
102 |
75 |
20 |
7 |
1226 |
Excellent choice, sir. |
1.3333 |
0.05456 |
102 |
72 |
26 |
4 |
1227 |
I see you chose the War and Peace menu. I recommend one of the 1917 varieties of Chicken Kiev. |
1.3333 |
0.05631 |
102 |
73 |
24 |
5 |
1228 |
And the wine list? |
1.3333 |
0.05801 |
102 |
74 |
22 |
6 |
1229 |
On the other hand, the chef recommends the cheese omelet. |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
1230 |
We're out of everything but the flounder. |
1.3301 |
0.06230 |
103 |
78 |
16 |
9 |
1231 |
Amex? I'm sorry, sir, we only accept giant novelty checks. |
1.3301 |
0.06230 |
103 |
78 |
16 |
9 |
1232 |
Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials? |
1.3301 |
0.06230 |
103 |
78 |
16 |
9 |
1233 |
Do you need another hour? |
1.3301 |
0.05412 |
103 |
73 |
26 |
4 |
1234 |
I'll have the jumbo shrimp. |
1.3301 |
0.05586 |
103 |
74 |
24 |
5 |
1235 |
I'm waiting. |
1.3301 |
0.06230 |
103 |
78 |
16 |
9 |
1236 |
Sir, if you can’t find anything on the menu to your liking, might I suggest you kill yourself. |
1.3301 |
0.05917 |
103 |
76 |
20 |
7 |
1237 |
I recommend skipping ahead to the ending |
1.3299 |
0.04799 |
97 |
65 |
32 |
0 |
1238 |
Each dish is named after a Cleveland Browns starting quaterback |
1.3299 |
0.04799 |
97 |
65 |
32 |
0 |
1239 |
These days, we have to compete with Amazon. |
1.3299 |
0.05811 |
97 |
70 |
22 |
5 |
1240 |
The, "Printed in the USA by J. M. Williams Company," is not actually a sandwich, Sir. |
1.3294 |
0.05648 |
85 |
59 |
24 |
2 |
1241 |
I see you've postponed cataract surgery again, Mr. Bledsoe. |
1.3269 |
0.05541 |
104 |
75 |
24 |
5 |
1242 |
I'm afraid if it's not on the menu, then it doesn't exist. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1243 |
May I recommend something from the Lighter Fare? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1244 |
And would you like to supersize that order, Sir? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1245 |
Trust me - you won't be needing those glasses..... |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1246 |
We were able to lure our Executive Chef away from the Cheesecake Factory. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1247 |
Please sign at the bottom that you've read and accepted our disclaimers. |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1248 |
I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1249 |
If you skip to chapter 11, section 3 part F, you'll see our soup options |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1250 |
In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1251 |
You don't even have to ask, sir. The answer is, yes, we have that. |
1.3267 |
0.06617 |
101 |
79 |
11 |
11 |
1252 |
May I suggest the jumbo shrimp? |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
1253 |
For premier customers, we have an annotated version. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1254 |
The large menu helps prepare you for the check's amount. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1255 |
...and yes, our chef has a huge ego |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1256 |
Ahh! The 128-oz sirloin. An excellent choice! |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1257 |
In this lighting we're told it helps. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1258 |
Is the Green Giant cooking tonight? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1259 |
No, sir, we don't have fish on the menu. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1260 |
We also do have a number of specials, sir. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1261 |
Yes, we do have children's menu.... |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1262 |
Your complaint about the small font size has been noted sir. Are you ready to order? |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1263 |
Indeed, sir. The chef has truly outdone himself this evening. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1264 |
And lastly, there's the All-You-Can-Eat special... |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1265 |
The specials are at the top, Sir. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1266 |
Tonight's specials are petit pois, petit fours and our wine is a fine Petite Syrah. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1267 |
Our food is mediocre. We wanted to excel in something. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1268 |
Do you need a few more hours or are you ready to order? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1269 |
If you think the menu is overcompensating, wait until you see the owner's Twitter feed. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1270 |
'Just tap water, please' |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1271 |
I'd like to take an hour to tell you about our specials which are not on the menu tonight. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1272 |
Very well sir. I’ll be back in three hours to take your order. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1273 |
Very well, that will be the seventeen pound filet and a cask of house Chablis. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1274 |
We also have a few dozen specials. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1275 |
Nothing can ever be "too big to fail" for you, sir. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1276 |
If you don't see what you want, ask for it. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1277 |
Need a little time to decide? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1278 |
May I recommend the bottom three items? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1279 |
Two cheeseburgers and one Pepsi it is, sir. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
1280 |
No sir, there are bigger menus in Texas, I believe |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1281 |
If you think the menu’s big, wait till I bring the bill... |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1282 |
Oh I know it's clumsy but it quickly ended our menu-souvenir problem |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1283 |
So, you want a #4563, a #7345, medium rare, and a side of #2657. Would you like pommes frites with that?" |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1284 |
That's nothing- just wait until you see the check. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1285 |
Before you order, sir, I will tell you tonight's 147 specials. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1286 |
Well, the bottom of the menu is very popular, sir. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1287 |
The pictures are life size. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1288 |
Ready to order or should I come back in two hours? |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1289 |
Does Monsieur have any questions about the menu? |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1290 |
Welcome to the all-day diner. Shall we start with breakfast? |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1291 |
Would you like to see the large-print menu? |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1292 |
we also have several off-menu specials this evening. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1293 |
How much time do you have this evening to hear our specials? |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1294 |
The beauty is there's NO fine print. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1295 |
No sir. It's not a joke. It's our new vegan menu. |
1.3267 |
0.06151 |
101 |
76 |
17 |
8 |
1296 |
Would you like to supersize your order, sir? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1297 |
Can I start you off with a jug of wine? |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1298 |
I'm sorry, sir, but none of those dishes are available tonight. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1299 |
We're out of the 79,561 tonight --- but the 67,713 is also very good. |
1.3267 |
0.06310 |
101 |
77 |
15 |
9 |
1300 |
Do you need a few minutes? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1301 |
Should I bring you a booster seat? |
1.3267 |
0.05095 |
101 |
70 |
29 |
2 |
1302 |
Sorry, only what's on the menu. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1303 |
We are renowned for our wide variety! Now, let me tell you about our specials... |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1304 |
Ironically, we only serve small plates. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1305 |
And, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint to finish? |
1.3267 |
0.06465 |
101 |
78 |
13 |
10 |
1306 |
Allow me to delineate every item on our menu with a small degree of fuss and a tad of embellishment. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1307 |
Do you need any help with the menu? |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1308 |
We got tired of people ordering off menu items. |
1.3267 |
0.05821 |
101 |
74 |
21 |
6 |
1309 |
Would you like that regular or supersized? |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1310 |
No problem. I'll check back in a few hours. |
1.3267 |
0.05470 |
101 |
72 |
25 |
4 |
1311 |
How are the portion sizes? |
1.3267 |
0.04897 |
101 |
69 |
31 |
1 |
1312 |
Yes, we've just recently expanded our menu. |
1.3267 |
0.05648 |
101 |
73 |
23 |
5 |
1313 |
We have some specials tonight that aren't on the menu... |
1.3267 |
0.05286 |
101 |
71 |
27 |
3 |
1314 |
That's a rather tall order but I'll see what I can do. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1315 |
This is, after all, Texas. |
1.3267 |
0.05988 |
101 |
75 |
19 |
7 |
1316 |
I'm afraid we're out of a few hundred things. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1317 |
Sir, love is not on the menu |
1.3265 |
0.05576 |
98 |
70 |
24 |
4 |
1318 |
I'd recommend the cheeseburger, sir. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1319 |
Yes, but the portions are small. |
1.3265 |
0.05761 |
98 |
71 |
22 |
5 |
1320 |
Do you have any off-menu items? |
1.3265 |
0.05576 |
98 |
70 |
24 |
4 |
1321 |
Welcome to the Trump International! Pardon the oversize menus: the proprietor insisted the old ones were too small for his hands. |
1.3265 |
0.05941 |
98 |
72 |
20 |
6 |
1322 |
We've got a little bit of everything. |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
1323 |
We're out of just about everything. |
1.3261 |
0.06008 |
92 |
67 |
20 |
5 |
1324 |
Now cover one eye and read the appetizers. |
1.3253 |
0.06663 |
83 |
62 |
15 |
6 |
1325 |
Actually sir, we're out of everything except the meatloaf. |
1.3235 |
0.05601 |
102 |
74 |
23 |
5 |
1326 |
Dinner is free if we don't have what you want. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
1327 |
May I give you a tour of the menu? |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1328 |
Yes sir, that’s just part of what makes this the biggest, best attended, and better than any previous administration’s State Department dinner. |
1.3232 |
0.06553 |
99 |
77 |
12 |
10 |
1329 |
Do you have any gluten free options? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1330 |
Do you think the gold lettering is too much? |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1331 |
Sir, forgive me, but you asked for the ‘big boy’ menu. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1332 |
Do you have a glutton free menu? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1333 |
Do you have this in large print? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1334 |
As you requested señor, our special American dessert menu. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1335 |
The large menu really makes up for the small portion sizes. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1336 |
We've discovered that our customer's eyes are bigger than their stomachs. |
1.3232 |
0.06393 |
99 |
76 |
14 |
9 |
1337 |
Are you finding the large-print menu easier to read? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1338 |
It's our new small plates menu |
1.3232 |
0.04938 |
99 |
68 |
30 |
1 |
1339 |
Don't worry sir, the jumbo shrimp appetizer will be more than enough for one. |
1.3232 |
0.05142 |
99 |
69 |
28 |
2 |
1340 |
Shall I super-size it? |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1341 |
No. What makes you think our cuisine would be heavy? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1342 |
No worries, sir. I can come back tomorrow. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1343 |
Would you like to see the children's menu? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1344 |
We're out of today's special. Would you care to see our regular menu? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1345 |
It was the only way to keep all our chefs happy, after the merger. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1346 |
Can I read you the specials? |
1.3232 |
0.05142 |
99 |
69 |
28 |
2 |
1347 |
In addition, would you like to hear the specials? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1348 |
Would you like to hear about today's specials? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1349 |
Now let me tell you about our specials... |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1350 |
Do you allow substitutions? |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1351 |
I will have the mini quesadillas. |
1.3232 |
0.04938 |
99 |
68 |
30 |
1 |
1352 |
Do you need more time, sir? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1353 |
And if you're interested in the passenger pigeon with foie gras, we have one left. |
1.3232 |
0.06230 |
99 |
75 |
16 |
8 |
1354 |
Would you like me to tell you about tonight's specials that are not included on the menu? |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1355 |
May I suggest our number 83 ? |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1356 |
Actually, special orders do upset us. |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1357 |
Sorry, nothing on the menu is vegetarian. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1358 |
Is there anything without gluten? |
1.3232 |
0.05142 |
99 |
69 |
28 |
2 |
1359 |
I'll be back tomorrow night to take your order! |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1360 |
Sir in the fine print it clearly says 'No Substitutions'. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1361 |
Now, would you like to see our list of the specials of the day. |
1.3232 |
0.05890 |
99 |
73 |
20 |
6 |
1362 |
No order too tall sir. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1363 |
Perhaps you would like to order from our dinner menu? |
1.3232 |
0.05712 |
99 |
72 |
22 |
5 |
1364 |
Have we decided, or would you like another hour? |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1365 |
The wine list is coming by fork-lift. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1366 |
Well sir, we may not have the best food, but we have a most ambitious chef. |
1.3232 |
0.05339 |
99 |
70 |
26 |
3 |
1367 |
If you don’t see anything you like, I’m sure our chef can rustle something up. |
1.3232 |
0.06062 |
99 |
74 |
18 |
7 |
1368 |
And that comes with baby carrots and mini cauliflower. |
1.3232 |
0.05529 |
99 |
71 |
24 |
4 |
1369 |
Are you ready to order, or shall I come back next week? |
1.3229 |
0.05638 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
1370 |
I'm so sorry, we are out of that as well. |
1.3229 |
0.05638 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
1371 |
You'll love our small plates. |
1.3229 |
0.05829 |
96 |
70 |
21 |
5 |
1372 |
We have just one big price, too. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
1373 |
We're out of everything except the macaroni and cheese. |
1.3229 |
0.06014 |
96 |
71 |
19 |
6 |
1374 |
I recommend the ham and cheese sandwich. |
1.3229 |
0.06194 |
96 |
72 |
17 |
7 |
1375 |
I'm sorry sir but we don't "just have a little something." |
1.3229 |
0.05829 |
96 |
70 |
21 |
5 |
1376 |
Just a plain cheese pizza, please. |
1.3229 |
0.05235 |
96 |
67 |
27 |
2 |
1377 |
No I haven’t made up my mind yet! |
1.3229 |
0.05638 |
96 |
69 |
23 |
4 |
1378 |
Would you like to try the 3D experience for two dollars more? |
1.3229 |
0.05829 |
96 |
70 |
21 |
5 |
1379 |
...so just the cup of tea? |
1.3229 |
0.06194 |
96 |
72 |
17 |
7 |
1380 |
What are your specials? |
1.3226 |
0.06146 |
93 |
69 |
18 |
6 |
1381 |
Welcome to Mar a Large-o! May I fake your order? |
1.3204 |
0.06048 |
103 |
78 |
17 |
8 |
1382 |
Just a test to make sure you'll be able to handle the bill. |
1.3204 |
0.05888 |
103 |
77 |
19 |
7 |
1383 |
It's for our customers whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs... |
1.3200 |
0.05295 |
100 |
71 |
26 |
3 |
1384 |
My eyesight isn't very good. Do you have a large print menu by any chance? |
1.3200 |
0.05840 |
100 |
74 |
20 |
6 |
1385 |
Sorry, sir, we only have one entree left this evening. |
1.3200 |
0.06495 |
100 |
78 |
12 |
10 |
1386 |
But the portions are small. |
1.3200 |
0.05295 |
100 |
71 |
26 |
3 |
1387 |
Would sir care to see this year's specials? |
1.3200 |
0.05664 |
100 |
73 |
22 |
5 |
1388 |
We're out of everything. |
1.3200 |
0.06176 |
100 |
76 |
16 |
8 |
1389 |
I’m sorry, we are out of that item as well. |
1.3200 |
0.06010 |
100 |
75 |
18 |
7 |
1390 |
We have American portions, too. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1391 |
Sorry sir, happy hour just ended, can we wheel in the dinner menu. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1392 |
Would you like the large-print version? |
1.3196 |
0.06643 |
97 |
76 |
11 |
10 |
1393 |
Do you care to hear about this evening's specials? We have quite a few that aren't listed on the menu. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1394 |
We also have a second volume of our daily specials. |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1395 |
No worries, the portions are more in keeping with the table top. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1396 |
Yes, the chef did add a few new items to the menu. Why do you ask? |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1397 |
Wait until you see the size of your check! |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1398 |
Sir, you're the one who mentioned that your eyes were bigger than your stomach. |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1399 |
Would you like to hear the specials too? |
1.3196 |
0.05778 |
97 |
71 |
21 |
5 |
1400 |
I'd like the children's menu, please. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1401 |
We believe it compensates for our small portions. |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
1402 |
I see you've expanded the menu |
1.3196 |
0.06139 |
97 |
73 |
17 |
7 |
1403 |
In addition to tonight's menu, we have 458 special items that may interest you. |
1.3196 |
0.05394 |
97 |
69 |
25 |
3 |
1404 |
Room for dessert? |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1405 |
If you have an hour to spare, I'll tell you about to tonight's specials. |
1.3196 |
0.06479 |
97 |
75 |
13 |
9 |
1406 |
Ah, yes, the single chickpea, excellent choice. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1407 |
May I tell you our specials? |
1.3196 |
0.05589 |
97 |
70 |
23 |
4 |
1408 |
Our specials this evening include a much smaller menu and a more competent server. |
1.3196 |
0.05961 |
97 |
72 |
19 |
6 |
1409 |
And for the sixteenth course may I recommend... |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
1410 |
The forklift with the wine list is on its way |
1.3191 |
0.05899 |
94 |
69 |
20 |
5 |
1411 |
Can I start you with an amusing little step ladder? |
1.3191 |
0.05702 |
94 |
68 |
22 |
4 |
1412 |
I'm sorry, we're out of that. And just about everything else. |
1.3191 |
0.06090 |
94 |
70 |
18 |
6 |
1413 |
I will need another minute. |
1.3191 |
0.05498 |
94 |
67 |
24 |
3 |
1414 |
How does the prime rib's portion size compare to its font size? |
1.3176 |
0.05849 |
85 |
61 |
21 |
3 |
1415 |
Would you like the big cheque now? |
1.3176 |
0.06739 |
85 |
65 |
13 |
7 |
1416 |
Sure the plates are small but we are big on presentation. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
1417 |
Do you want to hear our specials? |
1.3173 |
0.05677 |
104 |
77 |
21 |
6 |
1418 |
Do you have any specials that aren’t listed? |
1.3168 |
0.06282 |
101 |
78 |
14 |
9 |
1419 |
Just how jumbo is the jumbo shrimp? |
1.3168 |
0.05959 |
101 |
76 |
18 |
7 |
1420 |
So, would you like to hear our specials of the day in addition to the menu |
1.3168 |
0.05617 |
101 |
74 |
22 |
5 |
1421 |
The giant salad and a gallon of iced tea? Very good, monsieur. |
1.3168 |
0.05437 |
101 |
73 |
24 |
4 |
1422 |
I highly recommend the jumbo shrimp. |
1.3168 |
0.06123 |
101 |
77 |
16 |
8 |
1423 |
You did ask for a large print menu. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1424 |
What our menu lacks in subtlety it makes up for in price. |
1.3158 |
0.06396 |
95 |
73 |
14 |
8 |
1425 |
Finally, we have menus large enough to accommodate our prices. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1426 |
Do you want fries with that burger? |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1427 |
'Is the mammoth fresh or frozen?" |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1428 |
Would messieur like to hear about our 42,000 specials this evening....? |
1.3158 |
0.06737 |
95 |
75 |
10 |
10 |
1429 |
So sorry, I'm afraid we're fresh out of special number 1,312. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1430 |
I recommend the small plates |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1431 |
Yes Sir, they're all Gluten free. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1432 |
We're hoping your eyes are bigger than your stomach. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1433 |
I see you added the prices. |
1.3158 |
0.04794 |
95 |
65 |
30 |
0 |
1434 |
The portions are actually quite small. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1435 |
Wait until you see the portion sizes |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1436 |
Very good, sir, but I must say, that is one tall order. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1437 |
I'm sorry, there's no ordering off the menu. |
1.3158 |
0.05241 |
95 |
67 |
26 |
2 |
1438 |
Do you have 10 minutes to hear Today's Specials? |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1439 |
Yes, I can get you the large print menu, sir.... |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
1440 |
It is big, it's the portions that got small |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1441 |
How did you print this? |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1442 |
Would you like to know our specials? |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
1443 |
Why is the wine glass so small? |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
1444 |
Patrons kept insisting on raw and minimalist, so Chef decided to swap the old menu for a wholesalers’ produce catalogue and stop cooking all together; the individual kale leaves are highly recommend- page 42, middle column, 8th row from the top. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1445 |
I must warn you, the portions are quite small. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1446 |
That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1447 |
If it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1448 |
You’ll be most impressed with our dessert menu. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1449 |
The chef had a really productive morning foraging today. |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
1450 |
These are our gluten free options. Would you like to see our vegan menu next? |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1451 |
For dessert our menu writer Proust recommends a madeleine. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1452 |
Perhaps you would prefer our tapas menu. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1453 |
It's a new strategy. Larger menus, smaller portions. |
1.3158 |
0.06396 |
95 |
73 |
14 |
8 |
1454 |
Save room for dessert |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1455 |
Here at Trump Grille, we believe in quantity, not quality. I'll give you another hour to decide. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1456 |
May I suggest the grilled whale with plankton? |
1.3158 |
0.06218 |
95 |
72 |
16 |
7 |
1457 |
Good evening, sir. Do you need a few more hours? |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1458 |
Why yes, I do agree it's a bit unwieldy, but how else can we fit in the calorie counts? |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1459 |
Yes, I can have the a la carte menu rolled out if you wish. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1460 |
We are the only Brobdingnagian restaurant in town. |
1.3158 |
0.05450 |
95 |
68 |
24 |
3 |
1461 |
I assure you, no request is too large here, sir. |
1.3158 |
0.05847 |
95 |
70 |
20 |
5 |
1462 |
We enlarged the type for some of our older patrons. |
1.3158 |
0.06035 |
95 |
71 |
18 |
6 |
1463 |
You should see our extensive wine list. |
1.3158 |
0.05652 |
95 |
69 |
22 |
4 |
1464 |
I'll have the cheese sandwhich |
1.3152 |
0.06359 |
92 |
70 |
15 |
7 |
1465 |
You should see the chef |
1.3152 |
0.05338 |
92 |
65 |
25 |
2 |
1466 |
How big is your smallest serving? |
1.3152 |
0.05338 |
92 |
65 |
25 |
2 |
1467 |
Oddly, I don't see Jumbo Shrimp. |
1.3152 |
0.05769 |
92 |
67 |
21 |
4 |
1468 |
And may I also wish you a great big Texas welcome sir. |
1.3146 |
0.06311 |
89 |
67 |
16 |
6 |
1469 |
I'll have the elephant brisket and a barrel of your house red. |
1.3146 |
0.06105 |
89 |
66 |
18 |
5 |
1470 |
We believe in large fonts here at Mr. Magoo's. |
1.3140 |
0.06247 |
86 |
64 |
17 |
5 |
1471 |
We also have many specials tonight that I would love to tell you about. |
1.3131 |
0.05858 |
99 |
74 |
19 |
6 |
1472 |
I'm sorry, sir, we're out of everything. |
1.3125 |
0.06162 |
96 |
73 |
16 |
7 |
1473 |
All of the items are to scale. |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1474 |
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3125 |
0.06508 |
96 |
75 |
12 |
9 |
1475 |
Wait until you see the bill "Actually this is nothing, wait until you see the bill. |
1.3125 |
0.05981 |
96 |
72 |
18 |
6 |
1476 |
In addition we also have nine chef's specials this evening. |
1.3125 |
0.04981 |
96 |
67 |
28 |
1 |
1477 |
Shall we begin with an incredibly generous appetizer? |
1.3125 |
0.05795 |
96 |
71 |
20 |
5 |
1478 |
Would you care to hear the specials, Monsieur? |
1.3118 |
0.06300 |
93 |
71 |
15 |
7 |
1479 |
How big are your portions? |
1.3118 |
0.05292 |
93 |
66 |
25 |
2 |
1480 |
For anything you don't finish, we offer an elephant bag. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1481 |
Yes, there is a small fee for time spent reading the menu. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1482 |
Would you like a few hours to peruse the menu, Sir? |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1483 |
We call it our “Grand Prix Fixe”. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1484 |
And our specials... |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1485 |
Nothing is off OUR menu |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1486 |
I would recommend any of our small plates |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1487 |
We also have the movie version if you'd like to see that instead. |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1488 |
Tonight's menu is also available in a large print format |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1489 |
May I suggest the 396-course tasting menu? |
1.3118 |
0.06300 |
93 |
71 |
15 |
7 |
1490 |
Are the binoculars extra? |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1491 |
I’ll have to ask the chef... That’s an extremely tall order. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
1492 |
...but I still can't see the prices. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1493 |
Welcome to Amazon Bistro. Tonight's special is Prime rib. Sorry, no substitutions allowed. If you can't find it on the menu, it doesn't exist. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
1494 |
The chef has been working really hard to expand our menu. |
1.3118 |
0.06300 |
93 |
71 |
15 |
7 |
1495 |
All our menus are genetically modified. |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1496 |
Tell the chef I am gluten free , a vegan , no nuts, hold the beets , avoid stone fruits , no salt , no red wine , no capers , no truffles, no vinegar, no onions. avoid garlic and dressing on the side ,Theatre at eight. |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1497 |
Why don't you look it up, sir? That's why a culinary dictionary is included in the menu. |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1498 |
Yes, thank you for noticing. We have enlarged our menu. |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1499 |
Would you like a bit more time with the menu? |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1500 |
Yes we have one, but the print is tiny. |
1.3118 |
0.05066 |
93 |
65 |
27 |
1 |
1501 |
Take your time, sir. |
1.3118 |
0.06483 |
93 |
72 |
13 |
8 |
1502 |
If it's not on there, we probably don't have it. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1503 |
In the new nouvelle cuisine, we compensate for the tiny portions with a really huge menu! |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
1504 |
Take your time. It's a big menu. |
1.3118 |
0.05917 |
93 |
69 |
19 |
5 |
1505 |
would you like to see our specials for tonight as well, sir? |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1506 |
Would you like to hear our specials this evening? |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1507 |
You want gluten free? Then you want our larger menu. |
1.3118 |
0.06111 |
93 |
70 |
17 |
6 |
1508 |
Will you need another hour? |
1.3118 |
0.05716 |
93 |
68 |
21 |
4 |
1509 |
The desserts start on column H row 137. |
1.3118 |
0.05508 |
93 |
67 |
23 |
3 |
1510 |
I'd recommend the chicken. |
1.3103 |
0.06603 |
87 |
67 |
13 |
7 |
1511 |
May I suggest a nice Chateauneuf-de-pape with your franks and beans? |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
1512 |
And have you heard about our 'Shelters for the Homeless' initiative? |
1.3085 |
0.05863 |
94 |
70 |
19 |
5 |
1513 |
It makes the portions look bigger. |
1.3085 |
0.06422 |
94 |
73 |
13 |
8 |
1514 |
Where did you hide my wife? |
1.3085 |
0.05459 |
94 |
68 |
23 |
3 |
1515 |
May I start you off with a beverage and a ladder, or a pair of field glasses? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1516 |
And what would you like from the adult menu? |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
1517 |
Indeed, a very different perspective since Chef Gulliver landed on our shores. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1518 |
The wine list will become available as soon as the skywriter has refueled. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1519 |
Sir, are you ready to order?...or do you need another hour. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1520 |
If you read the small print, I think you'll find that gratuity is not included. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1521 |
It's for those patrons whose eyes are bigger than the stomachs. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1522 |
Pardon me, but does the chef accommodate requests? |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1523 |
You think that's big, wait until you see the bill. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1524 |
"I recommend the Big Salad". |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1525 |
Sir, I assure you the portions are modest |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1526 |
Sorry, we don't have that tonight. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1527 |
Yes, sir. Mr. Trump designed the menu, too. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1528 |
All of our specials today come with a side of beef. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1529 |
Yes, sir; the All-You-Can-Read special, then? |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1530 |
I can assure you sir, I think you'll be more than satisfied with the portion size |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
1531 |
May I suggest the jumbo shrimp, sir? |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1532 |
Sorry, but we're out of everything except chicken noodle soup. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1533 |
May I suggest the footnote rare. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
91 |
63 |
28 |
0 |
1534 |
Nope. Sorry, we do not serve that either. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1535 |
Yes sir, the squids are also giant. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1536 |
And, would Sir like to see the wine menu? |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
1537 |
So, how big is the duck? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1538 |
Might I suggest a ladder? |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1539 |
Oh, I think everything on it tastes like chicken. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1540 |
May I suggest one of our small plates? |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1541 |
Mostly, to keep away short-fingered vulgarians. |
1.3077 |
0.06756 |
91 |
72 |
10 |
9 |
1542 |
Our motto is 'more is less.' |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1543 |
Would you prefer to order from the drop down menu? |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
1544 |
That's a tall order, sir. But then all the orders we get are tall orders. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1545 |
This is a TRUMP restaurant, sir! |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1546 |
Are you ready to order or do you need another hour? |
1.3077 |
0.05110 |
91 |
64 |
26 |
1 |
1547 |
And we have a very extensive wine list. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1548 |
Take your time. I'll be back in an hour. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1549 |
...and the dessert table arrives on flatbed trailer. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1550 |
Yes, a concordance is available towards the back, sir. |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1551 |
Shrimp? Really? |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1552 |
Yes, sir. I assure you that's our full menu. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1553 |
I will include your complaint in the whine list |
1.3077 |
0.05990 |
91 |
68 |
18 |
5 |
1554 |
If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1555 |
If you cannot decide, sir, would you like to see our supplemental menu? |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1556 |
When you're ready, I'll have a fork lift bring the dessert menu. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1557 |
It helps us justify the prices. |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1558 |
It makes the prices look smaller. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1559 |
I think I will just have the big salad. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1560 |
Would you like to see the complete menu? |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1561 |
I'll be back in a couple of hours to take your order. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1562 |
I told you " No matter how big the menu is, I can't read French " |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1563 |
This is our new Chris Christie selection. |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1564 |
Anything with your small salad? |
1.3077 |
0.05567 |
91 |
66 |
22 |
3 |
1565 |
We're having a clearance sale. |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1566 |
We also have off-menu specials, if you have the time to hear them. |
1.3077 |
0.04865 |
91 |
63 |
28 |
0 |
1567 |
Yes sir, ONE BIG SALAD and...... |
1.3077 |
0.05343 |
91 |
65 |
24 |
2 |
1568 |
Monsieur, from our extensive menu by far our best meal is cheeseburger and fries. |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1569 |
Would you rather see the children's menu, sir? |
1.3077 |
0.05782 |
91 |
67 |
20 |
4 |
1570 |
Shall I bring you the large print version, sir? |
1.3077 |
0.06385 |
91 |
70 |
14 |
7 |
1571 |
Our web page clearly states we are famous for our large menu |
1.3077 |
0.06190 |
91 |
69 |
16 |
6 |
1572 |
It's our way of preparing you for the bill. |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1573 |
Welcome to Costco Restaurant, would you like to know the specials? |
1.3077 |
0.06573 |
91 |
71 |
12 |
8 |
1574 |
You should see the cutlery |
1.3068 |
0.05682 |
88 |
64 |
21 |
3 |
1575 |
I'd start with the Jumbo shrimp cocktail. You won't be disappointed. |
1.3068 |
0.05447 |
88 |
63 |
23 |
2 |
1576 |
I'll come back in a few hours to take your order. |
1.3068 |
0.05682 |
88 |
64 |
21 |
3 |
1577 |
Would you like me to come back in few hours? |
1.3067 |
0.06288 |
75 |
55 |
17 |
3 |
1578 |
Perhaps we could direct you to our buffet |
1.3053 |
0.05614 |
95 |
70 |
21 |
4 |
1579 |
May I recommend the chef's selection of small plates? |
1.3049 |
0.05933 |
82 |
60 |
19 |
3 |
1580 |
You should see the size of the check. |
1.3043 |
0.06510 |
92 |
72 |
12 |
8 |
1581 |
If this impresses you, wait until you see your check. |
1.3043 |
0.06132 |
92 |
70 |
16 |
6 |
1582 |
Some find our menu intimidating. |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
1583 |
Wait till you see the dessert cart. |
1.3043 |
0.05729 |
92 |
68 |
20 |
4 |
1584 |
I'll have the burger with fries. |
1.3043 |
0.05517 |
92 |
67 |
22 |
3 |
1585 |
If you have any questions, I'll be here all night. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1586 |
And now I'll run quickly through our 62 off-menu specials tonight. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1587 |
We offer rental binoculars if you care to view the Appetizers listing. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1588 |
Perhaps you would prefer the regular-print version? |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1589 |
Wait until you see the dessert menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1590 |
It's the director's cut. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1591 |
That's what she said. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1592 |
For your enjoyment, we have included the life history, with photographs, for each animal, fowl and fish featured on tonight's menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1593 |
Don’t worry, sir — the portions are minuscule. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1594 |
I'll bet you thought we were exaggerating when you read about our "huge menu' on our website. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
1595 |
Maybe you'd be more comfortable with our kids' menu? |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1596 |
Yes, the pictures are true to size. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1597 |
Do you need another twenty minutes? |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1598 |
We emphasize quantity over quality. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1599 |
For only 99 cents, you can download it on your e-reader. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1600 |
Ah, the truffle-accented tub of lard. Excellent choice. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1601 |
Our special tonight is smallmouth bass or petite filet mignon, with a dollop of rice, and baby carrots. Half salad on the side. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1602 |
Excellent choice. And if you follow me, I will take you to our wine menu in the next room. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1603 |
Wait till you see the pepper grinder. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1604 |
Deal with it. We renamed this place 'Gulliver's' yesterday. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1605 |
Welcome to Gulliver's. My name is Jonathan and I'll be your server tonight. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1606 |
We're renowned for the size of our menu. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1607 |
Would you prefer to see our small plates menu instead? |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1608 |
Do you like our new font size? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1609 |
For the fortune cookie, do you want a mallet or the standard ball-peen? |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1610 |
We're making our restaurant great again by going bigly. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1611 |
An excellent choice! Let me get you the wine menu... |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1612 |
Just between us, I think the chef is over-compensating for the portion size. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1613 |
I'll have the wine list for you when the forklift is available. |
1.3034 |
0.06667 |
89 |
70 |
11 |
8 |
1614 |
We’re maximizing the choosing experience. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1615 |
“ Bear in mind that we do specialize in big game”. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1616 |
My apology. This is just the children’s menu. Let me get you the correct menu. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1617 |
Most of our older clientele appreciate the large typeface. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1618 |
I'll have to go get a couple more guys to bring you the wine menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1619 |
So, what is the chef compensating for? |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1620 |
Great choice! I'll just let you hang on to that for now. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1621 |
Finally a menu for those with eyes bigger than their stomach. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1622 |
The wine list is being unloaded from the truck. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1623 |
I see you've added more items to the menu. Give me a few more hours. |
1.3034 |
0.05397 |
89 |
64 |
23 |
2 |
1624 |
Each à la carte is served on an actual cart. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1625 |
I assumed it would be a tall order. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1626 |
Perhaps monsieur would care to super-size that? |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1627 |
One of each? That's a tall order. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1628 |
It's our little way of helping everyone who forgets their reading glasses. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1629 |
We call it "font friendly dining" |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1630 |
Do you have all day to hear our specials? |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1631 |
Oh you are right that is just the kids menu, my mistake! |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1632 |
We hope you will like our new, expanded menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06472 |
89 |
69 |
13 |
7 |
1633 |
"This is our special 'all you can read' menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1634 |
It's printed on 100% recycled redwood. |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1635 |
May I recommend number 1,734 A, B or J. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1636 |
And as you can see, we've expanded our menu. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1637 |
Hungry? |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1638 |
I'm sure you've noticed that we're the premiere French-Italian-Mediterranean-Brazilian-Ethiopian-Dim Sum-Thai-Bohemian fusion restaurant in Midtown. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1639 |
I'll have the burger. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1640 |
I'll have the big salad. |
1.3034 |
0.06856 |
89 |
71 |
9 |
9 |
1641 |
We do offer a constrained choice set for the naive diner." |
1.3034 |
0.06272 |
89 |
68 |
15 |
6 |
1642 |
we have an extensive menu |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1643 |
It serves 50. |
1.3034 |
0.05628 |
89 |
65 |
21 |
3 |
1644 |
You should see our dessert menu. |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1645 |
Just the jumbo shrimp then, sir? |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1646 |
As advertised, we have the biggest menu in town |
1.3034 |
0.05851 |
89 |
66 |
19 |
4 |
1647 |
Mac and cheese and a strawberry milkshake. Excellent choice sir. |
1.3034 |
0.06065 |
89 |
67 |
17 |
5 |
1648 |
Is this your first visit to The Presbyopian? |
1.3034 |
0.06856 |
89 |
71 |
9 |
9 |
1649 |
May I recommend the small plates? |
1.3023 |
0.05747 |
86 |
63 |
20 |
3 |
1650 |
I am sorry sir, but grilled cheese is not a big menu item. |
1.3023 |
0.06631 |
86 |
67 |
12 |
7 |
1651 |
Would you like to supersize your order, sir? |
1.3023 |
0.05747 |
86 |
63 |
20 |
3 |
1652 |
You should see the take out menu. |
1.3023 |
0.05503 |
86 |
62 |
22 |
2 |
1653 |
May I suggest the 1,225 course War and Peace tasting menu? |
1.3000 |
0.06264 |
80 |
60 |
16 |
4 |
1654 |
Our specials tonight are everything |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1655 |
I’ll take Combo Meal #1,753,928? |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1656 |
Of course our menu is huge -- size matters. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1657 |
It’s for diners who can’t read the menu due to our poor lighting. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1658 |
Good evening sir. I’m Thomas and I’ll be your server tonight. At your leisure browse our menu and after you have read the Yelp reviews I’ll be back to take your order. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1659 |
That really is a tall order sir. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1660 |
Our chef has expanded the menu. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1661 |
It now has all the items that you suggested last week. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1662 |
Wait till you see the size of your bill! |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1663 |
The chef grinds bones to make the bread. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1664 |
That's quite a tall order, Sir |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1665 |
If you have 5 minutes, I'd like to run through today's specials for you. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1666 |
You did ask for the large print menu . |
1.2989 |
0.04936 |
87 |
61 |
26 |
0 |
1667 |
Chef Paul came back from France with a lot of new ideas, |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1668 |
We have to justify the outrageous prices. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1669 |
'Sorry Sir, we're out of the lasagne as well'. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1670 |
And for our specials... |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1671 |
Would sir care to hear about our specials? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1672 |
Sir, can I tell you about today's specials? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1673 |
You want the children's menu? |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1674 |
Yes Sir, the descriptions are rather detailed. |
1.2989 |
0.05200 |
87 |
62 |
24 |
1 |
1675 |
Would you care for the wine list? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1676 |
I just thought you might need a bigger print. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1677 |
Make a guess.. They're all just some kind of pasta . |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1678 |
That's right, sir, we only serve lasagna, but a big lasagna. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1679 |
If you'd like to see our wine list, I'll need to get the forklift. |
1.2989 |
0.06764 |
87 |
69 |
10 |
8 |
1680 |
I'm sorry. That menu is reserved for large parties. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1681 |
I'm so sorry, sir, but we're out of the chicken pot pie. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1682 |
Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1683 |
Would Sir like another month, or is he ready to order? |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1684 |
Would you care to view our wine billboard this evening? |
1.2989 |
0.05451 |
87 |
63 |
22 |
2 |
1685 |
Don't worry, we are not compensating for anything |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1686 |
Ours is a pro-choice restaurant, with an emphasis on choice. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1687 |
The team delivering the desert menu will follow the main course. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1688 |
How good is your decision making ? |
1.2989 |
0.05200 |
87 |
62 |
24 |
1 |
1689 |
Now, let me tell you about today's specials. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1690 |
A bowl of Cheerios with 2% milk and sliced bananas—very good, Sir. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1691 |
What's the chef compensating for?" "Don't ask! |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1692 |
This is the Brexit Menu. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1693 |
I just don't see anything that grabs me. Do you have any specials? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1694 |
Of course we give doggie bags. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1695 |
It’s a combination menu, wine list and copy of our business plan. Its available in digital format, also |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1696 |
Yes, we have distance glasses. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1697 |
The small plates are off this week. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1698 |
I'll have the short ribs. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1699 |
Everything is a la cart-load, sir |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1700 |
Will you be paying cash, credit or cryptocurrency? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1701 |
And here are tonight's specials |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1702 |
And does Sir have enough energy for the wine list? |
1.2989 |
0.04936 |
87 |
61 |
26 |
0 |
1703 |
Apologies, monsieur, but to get that third star they said we needed a more expansive menu. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1704 |
It's the Cliffs Notes of the Cheesecake Factory's menu. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1705 |
Do you need a few more minutes? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1706 |
Monsieur we also have 98 specials this evening and may I show you our wine encyclopedia? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1707 |
It's not on the menu, but we have also have a mastodon steak. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1708 |
Just wait until you see the portion sizes. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1709 |
Today's specials are on a billboard outside. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1710 |
I hope you have a big appetite. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1711 |
Marcel, Didier and Michel will be along shortly with the Wine List. |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1712 |
Our patrons are mostly elderly and always forgetting their reading glasses. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1713 |
And our pescitarian options are on quadrant C5. |
1.2989 |
0.05921 |
87 |
65 |
18 |
4 |
1714 |
Did you have any questions about our expanded menu? |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1715 |
Is this your first time dining with us at The Cheesecake Factory? |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1716 |
If the gentleman has an hour, I can tell him about tonight's specials. |
1.2989 |
0.05691 |
87 |
64 |
20 |
3 |
1717 |
I'd like to order off the menu. |
1.2989 |
0.06563 |
87 |
68 |
12 |
7 |
1718 |
Have you had a chance to decide sir, or do you need another minute? |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
1719 |
Would you like to hear our list of specials for tonight? |
1.2989 |
0.06959 |
87 |
70 |
8 |
9 |
1720 |
I'll have the mini crab cakes. |
1.2989 |
0.06356 |
87 |
67 |
14 |
6 |
1721 |
or we have the burger and beer for $13.95 |
1.2989 |
0.06143 |
87 |
66 |
16 |
5 |
1722 |
It's all you can eat. |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
1723 |
Small plates? There on the top left. |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
1724 |
Would you like me to come back in an hour, sir? |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
1725 |
The menu is huge, but the portions are still tiny. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1726 |
You'll just have coffee? |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1727 |
The menu makes up for our small portions. |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
1728 |
And how would you like your hamburger cooked? |
1.2976 |
0.06287 |
84 |
64 |
15 |
5 |
1729 |
I just came for the all you can eat buffet. |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
1730 |
Our small plates are on page 254. |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
1731 |
Rest assured sir, the portions are tiny. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1732 |
We were just bought by Publisher's Clearing House. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1733 |
The special tonight is a hamburger with fries |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
1734 |
May I suggest the big red with your meal? |
1.2976 |
0.06055 |
84 |
63 |
17 |
4 |
1735 |
I apologize for the weight. |
1.2976 |
0.06728 |
84 |
66 |
11 |
7 |
1736 |
The hamburger is very popular. |
1.2976 |
0.05561 |
84 |
61 |
21 |
2 |
1737 |
I'll have number 257.43 |
1.2976 |
0.06938 |
84 |
67 |
9 |
8 |
1738 |
We put in every possible combination to keep people from asking for substitutions. |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
1739 |
Do you also have a take out menu? I have my truck around the back. |
1.2976 |
0.06511 |
84 |
65 |
13 |
6 |
1740 |
Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? |
1.2976 |
0.05813 |
84 |
62 |
19 |
3 |
1741 |
Here at Counter Intuitive, our specialty is small plates. |
1.2963 |
0.05678 |
81 |
59 |
20 |
2 |
1742 |
No I'm afraid we don't serve that. |
1.2955 |
0.05636 |
88 |
65 |
20 |
3 |
1743 |
Actually, the portions are quite small. |
1.2955 |
0.05152 |
88 |
63 |
24 |
1 |
1744 |
May I suggest the petite steak served with baby peas and tater tots? |
1.2955 |
0.06293 |
88 |
68 |
14 |
6 |
1745 |
As you may notice we've significantly expanded our menu. |
1.2955 |
0.05399 |
88 |
64 |
22 |
2 |
1746 |
Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1747 |
We also have children’s portions. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1748 |
The menu ees like ze ego of our chef. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1749 |
Yes, I know there are only four items, but it's still the biggest menu in town! |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1750 |
I'll have the whole cow please. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1751 |
Size matters here. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1752 |
Any questions about the menu? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1753 |
Would you like to see the children's menu? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1754 |
Oh I'm soooo sorry. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the children's menu? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1755 |
We have quite a few specials this evening. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1756 |
I recommend the Moose, its quite sizable |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1757 |
Well, you did ask for our large-print menu, sir. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1758 |
May I recommend the Brontosaurus en Brochette? |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1759 |
May I bring you the wine catalog? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1760 |
How big are the shrimp, you ask? Yes, the shrimp are big. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1761 |
What's the soup of the day? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1762 |
'Our new chef wanted to expand the menu.' |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1763 |
For my starter I'll have a pair of stilts! |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1764 |
It's recycled paper so the chef believes it shows our commitment to sustainability. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1765 |
You'll notice that our menu has expanded. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1766 |
We like to ensure that our diners can order bigly. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1767 |
Are you ready to hear our specials? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1768 |
It's not on the menu, but we also offer as sides, roasted asparagus, rosemary potatoes, garlic broccolini ... |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1769 |
I’m not ready yet; could you come back in five years? |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1770 |
Of course, our menu is enlarged to show texture. |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1771 |
The Chef has small hands |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1772 |
No doggie bags, but we do have elephant bags. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1773 |
If you want to look at our specials I'll have a couple of our menu bearers bring it out. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1774 |
You should see the one they have at Trump Tower. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1775 |
We also have an extensive wine list. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1776 |
Yes, we do have a large print menu. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1777 |
At this restaurant, sir, you are living large! |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1778 |
Yes, it's all small plates. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1779 |
We're looking for a chef, but until then, we do have a great menu. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1780 |
Because here we believe that ~size matters.~ |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1781 |
.....then our chef suddenly said, "the hell with all this 'small plates' crap." |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1782 |
To tell the truth... we are just trying to make up for our small plates. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1783 |
You want to super size it? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1784 |
Which ranch would you like your steak from, Sir? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1785 |
Any questions on the menu? |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1786 |
Would you like the kids menu? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1787 |
Yes, the bill is too. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1788 |
... so that the chef's mother can read it without her spectacles. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1789 |
Wait til you see the mushrooms. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1790 |
The mini-pizza is our specialty. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1791 |
I'm confused. We always ordered the Chef Special #437 and I don't see it. Can we order it off menu? |
1.2941 |
0.04971 |
85 |
60 |
25 |
0 |
1792 |
Are the food items displayed actual size? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1793 |
The chef couldn't make up his mind. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1794 |
Does the gentleman need more time, or perhaps a ladder? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1795 |
I see you have already had your glass of "drink me." |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1796 |
We decided to super-size our menu. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1797 |
Wait until you get the bill. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1798 |
We repurposed it from an old Trump executive order. |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1799 |
You can see that we feature a large menu of small plates. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1800 |
Perhaps you'd like to know that the only thing that we're not out of is number 97. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1801 |
Actually, I don't have room for dessert. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1802 |
Yes, it is a large menu |
1.2941 |
0.06658 |
85 |
67 |
11 |
7 |
1803 |
Would you like a few more minutes? |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1804 |
Would you like to hear the specials that are not on the menu? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1805 |
Would you be interested in hearing what are specials are today? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1806 |
No worries. Our doggie bags have wheels. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1807 |
"I'm sorry, sir, we're out of that too. May I suggest the special? |
1.2941 |
0.06444 |
85 |
66 |
13 |
6 |
1808 |
As you can see, we accommodate all dietary restrictions. |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1809 |
Tonight's special is the jumbo shrimp. |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1810 |
Would you like to hear about our 137 specials tonight? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1811 |
Braised whale is our feature this evening. |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1812 |
A number 2? ... no Sir that is just the page number ... |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1813 |
...yes , a glass of beer , and a ladder . |
1.2941 |
0.05246 |
85 |
61 |
23 |
1 |
1814 |
Our forklift will be bringing the wine list, sir. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1815 |
No, the menu is the same... We just added calorie counts, glutten free items, non-GMO and organizing ingredients, probiotic cultures, and counties of origin. Will you take your regular meal? |
1.2941 |
0.06865 |
85 |
68 |
9 |
8 |
1816 |
If you’re looking for dessert, I can give you the binoculars. |
1.2941 |
0.05506 |
85 |
62 |
21 |
2 |
1817 |
Yes Sir, our owner is a politician! |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1818 |
Will Sir be starting with the whimsical little step stool or the full extension ladder? |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1819 |
For today's special, we're offering a burger with fries. |
1.2941 |
0.06223 |
85 |
65 |
15 |
5 |
1820 |
Would you like to hear about our specials tonight? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1821 |
And what would you like on your burger? |
1.2941 |
0.05993 |
85 |
64 |
17 |
4 |
1822 |
Or I could recite it. But I don't think either of us wants that. |
1.2941 |
0.05755 |
85 |
63 |
19 |
3 |
1823 |
I'll just have a small salad. |
1.2927 |
0.05345 |
82 |
59 |
22 |
1 |
1824 |
And how rare would you like that front quarter cooked? |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
1825 |
No, sir, these are only the hors d'oeuvre, but I’ll have the list of entrées hoisted in immediately. |
1.2927 |
0.06373 |
82 |
63 |
14 |
5 |
1826 |
May I tempt you with an easel? |
1.2927 |
0.05881 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1827 |
Sir, if you need any help with the menu, my name is Merriam. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
1828 |
A flatbed trailer with the wine list will be along presently. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
1829 |
Perhaps you'd prefer a children's menu. |
1.2927 |
0.05345 |
82 |
59 |
22 |
1 |
1830 |
And for our amuse-bouche, today we have a petit porc roulet.... |
1.2927 |
0.05881 |
82 |
61 |
18 |
3 |
1831 |
Each ingredient has an intriguing backstory. |
1.2927 |
0.06132 |
82 |
62 |
16 |
4 |
1832 |
Might I suggest the steak, which is simply supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. |
1.2927 |
0.05620 |
82 |
60 |
20 |
2 |
1833 |
If I may offer a suggestion, order the tiny bay shrimp. |
1.2927 |
0.05620 |
82 |
60 |
20 |
2 |
1834 |
It helps justify our prices. |
1.2921 |
0.06231 |
89 |
69 |
14 |
6 |
1835 |
So you’ll have number 1828. |
1.2907 |
0.05698 |
86 |
64 |
19 |
3 |
1836 |
Welcome to Texas Grill. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1837 |
Sorry, we're out of petite déjeuner. |
1.2907 |
0.05933 |
86 |
65 |
17 |
4 |
1838 |
It’s designed to be in proportion with the check, lessens the shock. |
1.2899 |
0.06229 |
69 |
51 |
16 |
2 |
1839 |
The tiny, unreadable type? Those are the prices. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1840 |
In addition to the items on the menu, we also have 155 specials which I would like to tell you about. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1841 |
We didn't want to make it brighter in here, so we increased the font size. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1842 |
I recommend the smaller menu. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1843 |
Sorry- that's only on our lunch menu. |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1844 |
The chef is overcompensating for his small portions |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
1845 |
Have you decided what you want for breakfast yet? We'll be serving dinner soon. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1846 |
Okay ... That's one step ladder |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1847 |
I can recommend the ladder. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1848 |
How do you like our new expanded menu? |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1849 |
We borrowed our menus from the White House. We're hoping they are only temporary. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1850 |
Have you decided what you want or would you like a few weeks? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
Our patrons prefer not to bring reading glasses to dinner |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1852 |
I’m sorry that we don’t currently have that on the menu, sir, but I will certainly inform the chef for future consideration. |
1.2892 |
0.05292 |
83 |
60 |
22 |
1 |
1853 |
It's to make up for the small portions. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1854 |
In an surprise twist the portions are actually quite small. |
1.2892 |
0.05292 |
83 |
60 |
22 |
1 |
1855 |
Does it seem odd? Well, we haven't had any menus stolen since. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1856 |
I'll have the #475 please. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1857 |
The Usual? Excellent choice. |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1858 |
Oui monsieur. From the fusion cuisine comes the inevitable explosion cuisine. |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
1859 |
How’s the jumbo shrimp tonight? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1860 |
We also have a number of specials. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1861 |
Chef has expanded the menu. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1862 |
This is our menu for customers without dietary restrictions. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1863 |
Did you leave room for the dessert menu? |
1.2892 |
0.05007 |
83 |
59 |
24 |
0 |
1864 |
Sorry sir, we don’t offer small plates. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1865 |
The checks as are just as big. |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
1866 |
But it takes only twenty minutes to hear our highlight specials of the day. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1867 |
We were recently bought out by Costco |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1868 |
Have you had a chance to look over the menu or should I give you a few hours? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1869 |
Which type of avocado toast will it be, sir? |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1870 |
As you can see, we have a large menu, and my recommendation would be the meal for one on page 7 |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1871 |
Yes Monsieur we have a very extensive Wine Menu. If you would be so kind as to follow me into the next room. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1872 |
As our clientele grew older they kept demanding larger & larger print. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1873 |
Welcome to the Myopia. My name is Fred, and I will be your server tonight. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1874 |
Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu? |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1875 |
Do you want to start alphabetically or numerically. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1876 |
I have heard our menu can be a little intimidating. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1877 |
Wait 'til you hear the specials of the day. |
1.2892 |
0.05007 |
83 |
59 |
24 |
0 |
1878 |
Wait 'till you see our wine selection. |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1879 |
Sorry Sir we don't have anything else. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1880 |
We thought you might appreciate a bit more privacy, sir--some of our diners are rich and famous, and nowadays, alas, thoroughly despicable. |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1881 |
We are so proud to have the largest menu in the city! |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1882 |
I recommend everything! |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1883 |
Yes, the portions are large. Why do you ask? |
1.2892 |
0.05821 |
83 |
62 |
18 |
3 |
1884 |
Might I recommend the delightful 12-point Garamond? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1885 |
Do you have any questions about the menu? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1886 |
Actually, sir, we"re out of everything. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1887 |
Would you like to hear today's additions to our menu? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1888 |
Ah! Monsignor has found our new American menu to be very impressive! Non? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1889 |
Do you have a menu with large print ? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1890 |
Sir, you have our Chef's recommendations. Would you prefer the full menu? |
1.2892 |
0.06755 |
83 |
66 |
10 |
7 |
1891 |
No, it’s not false advertising. It’s true we don’t have the most food items to choose from. All we advertised was we have the biggest menu. |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1892 |
Full disclosure requires us to list any and all pertinent information about each item on our menu. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1893 |
Anything else? |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1894 |
Why yes, we did expand our menu |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1895 |
May I tell you about tonight's off-the-menu specials? |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1896 |
Yes, but the servings are small. |
1.2892 |
0.06068 |
83 |
63 |
16 |
4 |
1897 |
Sorry about your small hands, but we need the big menu to make American fare great again! |
1.2892 |
0.05563 |
83 |
61 |
20 |
2 |
1898 |
Yes, but it is still shorter than a New Yorker issue! |
1.2892 |
0.06306 |
83 |
64 |
14 |
5 |
1899 |
Sir, the chef, use to be a staff writer at The New Yorker. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
1900 |
Why are the prices so high? |
1.2875 |
0.05952 |
80 |
60 |
17 |
3 |
1901 |
Welcome to Cafe Exponential, sir. |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
1902 |
I know there are only three items. Consider it a tease. |
1.2875 |
0.06212 |
80 |
61 |
15 |
4 |
1903 |
"I'm sorry, Sir. We don't have that". |
1.2875 |
0.05952 |
80 |
60 |
17 |
3 |
1904 |
Yes, those are the actual portion sizes! |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1905 |
I can ask the chef, but I think that's going to be a tall order, Monsieur. |
1.2857 |
0.06239 |
84 |
65 |
14 |
5 |
1906 |
Yes, our entrees are relatively small. |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
1907 |
It's to make up for the small portions. |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1908 |
Sorry we're out of the Iceberg lettuce too |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
77 |
55 |
22 |
0 |
1909 |
Jumbo shrimp....excellent choice sir |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
1910 |
I'll just have a a hot dog. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1911 |
We're out of everything but the kale. |
1.2857 |
0.06882 |
77 |
61 |
10 |
6 |
1912 |
I'll bring you the executive summary right away, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
1913 |
Don't worry about it, sir. You wouldn't believe how many of our senior guests forget their glasses. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1914 |
I’ll have something from the small plates selections. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1915 |
I will have a number 26,708 |
1.2857 |
0.06465 |
84 |
66 |
12 |
6 |
1916 |
You'll notice we've expanded our menu. |
1.2857 |
0.06005 |
84 |
64 |
16 |
4 |
1917 |
Of course we serve Napoleons! |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1918 |
It's not on the menu, but I'll talk to the chef. |
1.2857 |
0.05507 |
84 |
62 |
20 |
2 |
1919 |
No, the portions are quite small, but your bill will be huge! |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1920 |
Most popular today is the bread. |
1.2857 |
0.06091 |
77 |
58 |
16 |
3 |
1921 |
The owner's motto is bigly is better. |
1.2857 |
0.05240 |
84 |
61 |
22 |
1 |
1922 |
We're out of everything except the pot roast. |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
1923 |
Perhaps monsieur would like to hear our long list of specials! |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1924 |
No, the portion size is the inverse. |
1.2857 |
0.05761 |
84 |
63 |
18 |
3 |
1925 |
The usual, please. |
1.2857 |
0.06366 |
77 |
59 |
14 |
4 |
1926 |
Would the Chef be offended if I said that there was nothing to my taste? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1927 |
We also have some specials today, monsieur. Would you like to hear about them? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1928 |
that makes up for the tiny portions |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
1929 |
Make it easy on yourself. Don't order a la carte. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1930 |
Amazon bought us. Page 18 has a Mongolian cinnamon noodle that'll set your hair on fire! |
1.2840 |
0.06628 |
81 |
64 |
11 |
6 |
1931 |
So you want the number 839293, would you like that mild, medium, or spicy? |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1932 |
Would you like a Guinness? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1933 |
Do you want to see the specials? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1934 |
Our cuisine is a fusion of German, French, Italian, Thai, Japanese, Nigerian, Hungarian, Cajun, Mediterranean... |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1935 |
Does sir need a little more time to order? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1936 |
Our tasting menu is quite extensive this week. |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
1937 |
I can speak louder if you're hard of hearing as well. |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1938 |
For some reason, menu thefts went way down. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1939 |
Do you need a few more minutes? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1940 |
If you'd like crackers with your tea, we have a separate menu! |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1941 |
The check will come via aircraft carrier. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1942 |
And you want it like the menu, overdone. |
1.2840 |
0.06857 |
81 |
65 |
9 |
7 |
1943 |
Let me list our specials, sir. It'll take about forty-five minutes. |
1.2840 |
0.05339 |
81 |
59 |
21 |
1 |
1944 |
I had no idea there were o many way to prepare Schnitzel. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1945 |
Shall I wheel in the wine menu first? |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1946 |
The jumbo shrimp wrapped in elephant ears, an excellent choice sir. Our forklift will be by to take your menu. |
1.2840 |
0.06857 |
81 |
65 |
9 |
7 |
1947 |
Could I trouble you for a magnifying glass? |
1.2840 |
0.06628 |
81 |
64 |
11 |
6 |
1948 |
Can you get me a ladder so I can see the appetizers? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1949 |
The Executive Order requires us to make everyone's hands look small. |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1950 |
I'll be right back with the Specials menu. |
1.2840 |
0.05339 |
81 |
59 |
21 |
1 |
1951 |
Would you prefer the a la carte menu? |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1952 |
"May I suggest 'War and Pizza'"? |
1.2840 |
0.06857 |
81 |
65 |
9 |
7 |
1953 |
Our food is of such quality a font size increase was necessary! |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1954 |
and Mrs, what will you be having? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1955 |
Excellent choice. And if you're thinking ahead to dessert, I'll reserve a forklift. |
1.2840 |
0.05339 |
81 |
59 |
21 |
1 |
1956 |
The chef thinks big. |
1.2840 |
0.06391 |
81 |
63 |
13 |
5 |
1957 |
If you need more time, I can come back in a couple hours. |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1958 |
May I suggest the laser eye surgery? |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1959 |
You think that's big, you should see our to go boxes! |
1.2840 |
0.05889 |
81 |
61 |
17 |
3 |
1960 |
we also offer wine by the barrel |
1.2840 |
0.06145 |
81 |
62 |
15 |
4 |
1961 |
May I also have the wine list? |
1.2840 |
0.05620 |
81 |
60 |
19 |
2 |
1962 |
These are all the chef's mishaps. The items at eye level are edible. |
1.2824 |
0.05703 |
85 |
64 |
18 |
3 |
1963 |
I'm ready to order... Can I have the lunch special? Oh it's already dinner time? |
1.2821 |
0.06024 |
78 |
59 |
16 |
3 |
1964 |
Sir, if I can just have an hour of your time to go over the specials. |
1.2821 |
0.05443 |
78 |
57 |
20 |
1 |
1965 |
If you have a few minutes, I'd love to tell you about some of our specials. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
1966 |
Our prices appear smaller by comparison. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
1967 |
Yes, yes. A former novelist. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
1968 |
I was really looking for something kind of light. |
1.2805 |
0.05285 |
82 |
60 |
21 |
1 |
1969 |
Because we believe reading glasses are gauche. |
1.2805 |
0.05827 |
82 |
62 |
17 |
3 |
1970 |
It had to be large to accommodate descriptions rich enough to support our prices. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1971 |
Sir, this is the Senior's Menu. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1972 |
Sir, may I take your order or do you need a day? |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1973 |
I have to warn you Sir, the choices here are huge. |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
1974 |
Wait till you see how big your bill is! |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1975 |
Our new chef has greatly expanded our menu! |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1976 |
When you're ready, the chef has asked me to tell you about a few more specials he has tonight. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1977 |
The owner insisted we expand our menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1978 |
That IS the Children’s Menu, Sir. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
1979 |
Our tip expectations are much bigger too. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1980 |
Now, how about I bring the wine menu? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1981 |
Wait until you see the wine list |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1982 |
You should see the large print version. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1983 |
We were getting complaints about the small print. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1984 |
And for this evening's special, we offer eight dozen live escargot presented on a quarter acre of baby beets. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
1985 |
If monsieur has chosen an hors d'oeuvre, may I bring the dinner menu? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1986 |
Solved our little problem with menu take-home souvenirs |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1987 |
Unless you'd like something from the Kid's Menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
1988 |
Did you find anything to your liking? |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1989 |
I'll be back to take your order in 35 minutes. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1990 |
Shall I give you a few hours? |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1991 |
Are you finished with the drink menu, sir? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
1992 |
Can I see the kids menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1993 |
I am afraid that tonight we are out of items 1 through 420. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1994 |
It's called, 'Global Fusion.' |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1995 |
We think it compensates for the small portions we serve. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
1996 |
The manager used to own a Cheesecake Factory. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1997 |
Gluten free? That's another menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
1998 |
Pasta or chicken, sir? |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
1999 |
Would you like a little more time––maybe 24 hours? |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2000 |
We like to call it,"quantity, not quality." |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2001 |
May I recommend tonight’s binoculars? |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2002 |
Sir, may I remind you that this is not a library? |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2003 |
The chef is feeling expansive tonight. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2004 |
If you'd like to see the wine list, I'll get the forklift. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2005 |
We're running a free-range menu. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
2006 |
Remember to save room for dessert! |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2007 |
May I recommend the minnow? |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2008 |
Free will is an illusion. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2009 |
I can tell you our selection of appetizers or get you a step ladder. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2010 |
Would you like me to read the specials? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2011 |
And this evening we also have these special items. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2012 |
The check will be equally impressive. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2013 |
Today's special is roast T-Rex. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2014 |
I'm sorry, we are out of all of the veal, foul, fish, beef, and escarole dishes. May I suggest peanut whip with aspic of grape medley, all on our bread that helps build strong bodies. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2015 |
It makes the prices seem less consequential. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2016 |
We decided to present a menu which reflected our new prices. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2017 |
Yes, the small print does say that the mandatory gratuity of 85% will be added to your bill. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2018 |
Yes, indeed, our new Chef has greatly expanded the menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2019 |
It can be hard to pronounce some of the items. Maybe you could just point. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2020 |
I hope you saved some room for dessert. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2021 |
No, Sir, the 'Wheelbarrow' is not a cocktail. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2022 |
We take farm to table seriously here. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2023 |
Do you prefer our menu for far sightedness?? |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2024 |
...you sure you want to see the wine list ? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2025 |
I'll start with a small ladder. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2026 |
We welcome tall orders, Monsieur. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2027 |
It's the All You Can Eat menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2028 |
Would you like our complete menu, sir. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
2029 |
You think THAT'S big? You should see the Braille version! |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2030 |
Perhaps, sir, it's just that you've got little hands. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2031 |
That's nothing! Wait till you see the wine list! |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2032 |
Let me take an hour to tell you about our specials. |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
2033 |
Oh, you found your glasses. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2034 |
Yes, I’m afraid the house salad is our only gluten free item. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2035 |
This is your lite menu? |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2036 |
The chef is from Texas. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2037 |
If you prefer I can bring you our small plates menu. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
2038 |
Would you like to supersize that order? |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2039 |
Our specials today are foi gras and streak tartare - neither of which is compensating for the chef's remarkably small penis. |
1.2785 |
0.06963 |
79 |
64 |
8 |
7 |
2040 |
I hate to go off menu but... |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2041 |
Just wait until you see the dessert cart. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2042 |
We bring the entire farm to your table |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2043 |
Yes, we have a small green salad, it weighs 17 pounds. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
2044 |
We have a myriad of specials as well.... |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2045 |
Living large! |
1.2785 |
0.05386 |
79 |
58 |
20 |
1 |
2046 |
Do you have a kids menu? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2047 |
Our specialties tonight are bull, dehaired and roasted on a spit, and Giant Squid Crudo with a side of pumpkins. |
1.2785 |
0.06480 |
79 |
62 |
12 |
5 |
2048 |
Regrettably, we do not have a menu in large-type. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2049 |
Supersize me. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2050 |
That's our inaugural address menu, prices may appear larger than they actually are. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2051 |
Yes, all the bottom-of-the-menu specials are very popular. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2052 |
Would you like a lot of time to think about it? |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2053 |
No, there aren’t any “off menu” specials. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2054 |
That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2055 |
And now let me tell you about our specials... |
1.2785 |
0.05075 |
79 |
57 |
22 |
0 |
2056 |
I need another day to decide. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2057 |
Let me tell you about today's specials |
1.2785 |
0.06726 |
79 |
63 |
10 |
6 |
2058 |
We get them at Costco. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2059 |
This IS the early bird menu, sir. |
1.2785 |
0.05679 |
79 |
59 |
18 |
2 |
2060 |
I'm terribly sorry, sir. The table next to you ordered the last ladder. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2061 |
that is our largest print, sir |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2062 |
It happened when we switched to Courier New. |
1.2785 |
0.06224 |
79 |
61 |
14 |
4 |
2063 |
Yes, the Times food critic also noted our surprisingly large menu. |
1.2785 |
0.05958 |
79 |
60 |
16 |
3 |
2064 |
Welcome to Paul Bunyan's Bistro. Might I suggest the Babe's Cosmopolitan served in a crystal birdbath completed with a whole watermelon. |
1.2771 |
0.05231 |
83 |
61 |
21 |
1 |
2065 |
Think of it as an ominous sign of what you'll be paying for your dinner. |
1.2771 |
0.04943 |
83 |
60 |
23 |
0 |
2066 |
We pride ourselves on offering the largest selection of entrees in the metropolitan area. |
1.2763 |
0.05803 |
76 |
57 |
17 |
2 |
2067 |
Its a bit of a trick complying with all the regulations now, but not to worry sir, most of the side effects listed are rare. |
1.2750 |
0.05618 |
80 |
60 |
18 |
2 |
2068 |
We also have vegan and gluten free choices. |
1.2750 |
0.06156 |
80 |
62 |
14 |
4 |
2069 |
Sir, if you'd like I can bring you the full menu. |
1.2750 |
0.06408 |
80 |
63 |
12 |
5 |
2070 |
Tonight is gourmand night, sir |
1.2740 |
0.05936 |
73 |
55 |
16 |
2 |
2071 |
I'll take one of each. |
1.2740 |
0.06546 |
73 |
57 |
12 |
4 |
2072 |
May I suggest the peanut butter and jelly on white bread? |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
2073 |
Could you repeat the specials? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2074 |
May I recommend #382, the demi- gluten/lightly caramelized/fat-defused/GMO-tested/carb-deflected blackened pork rinds à la mode? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2075 |
Is there a kid's menu? |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2076 |
But you'll find the portions are small. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2077 |
It went through the pasta machine. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2078 |
And for your nineteenth course? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2079 |
You'll notice that some of our menu options have changed! |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2080 |
People complained when we took stuff off the menu. |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2081 |
We believe size does matter! |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2082 |
The lady will have the same. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2083 |
You know what they say about a man with a big menu... |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2084 |
Care for a little something with your Merlot? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2085 |
Yes, sir. Our menu really is bigger than the Cheesecake Factory’s. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2086 |
May I recommend No. 652? |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2087 |
...and the tasting menu is only 25000 calories. |
1.2727 |
0.05109 |
77 |
56 |
21 |
0 |
2088 |
Not quite everything. Management is still boycotting French fries. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2089 |
Fine cuisine, yes. Fine print, no. |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2090 |
Don't worry, sir. The ninety-six ounce steak comes with its own forklift. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2091 |
We want to be famous for our menu. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2092 |
And would you like to hear today's specials, sir? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2093 |
No Sir, I would not recommend the cow tonight, however, the 55 gallon barrel of fettuccine alfedo is superb. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2094 |
Would you like to hear this year's specials? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2095 |
We hire only the finest writers to prepare our menus. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2096 |
It was easier than expanding the kitchen. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2097 |
Do you have any vegan options? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2098 |
Yes, sir. We are indeed compensating for the size of our portions. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2099 |
When we increased the prices, we also enlarged the menu. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2100 |
You should see the size of the bill. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2101 |
For another wine, might I suggest a barrel of Montrachet? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2102 |
We have ALL the craft beers. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2103 |
Same jambalaya as always, we just had to add all the ingredients ... |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2104 |
The chef’s specialty is everything. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2105 |
Why don't you use the app like our other guests? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2106 |
Do you want to hear our specials? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2107 |
We thought the menu should be indicative of our prices |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2108 |
I didn't realize this was a Cheesecake Factory. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2109 |
Another place setting for your wife? Of course! |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2110 |
That's on page five... sir. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2111 |
I'd recommend the beanstalk soup |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2112 |
And that's just Volume 1. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2113 |
I am sorry sir, we do not serve small plates |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2114 |
The wine list? Yes, I’ll get some of the boys and bring it over.” it over. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2115 |
We also offer menus à la carte. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2116 |
Sorry, no substitutions. |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2117 |
Good evening and welcome to Chez Le Napoleon Complex. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2118 |
It's size justifies our prices. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
77 |
58 |
17 |
2 |
2119 |
We've been taken over by McDonalds sir. They told us to supersize everything. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2120 |
What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity! |
1.2727 |
0.05433 |
77 |
57 |
19 |
1 |
2121 |
We'll do our best, but it's a tall order. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2122 |
The menu was reprinted to capture the breadth and scope of our chef's ego. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2123 |
A 2% extra charge is added to all bills to cover the menu printing cost! |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2124 |
In addition to our regular menu, I have 147 specials to tell you about. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2125 |
Would you like fries with that? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2126 |
Yes, it includes archival sourcing for each ingredient. |
1.2727 |
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2 |
2127 |
That's our special menu for baby boomers - we want them to be able to read it. |
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0.05433 |
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1 |
2128 |
For desserts, see Appendix D. |
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59 |
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3 |
2129 |
New city regulations...for each menu item, we're required to list every ingredient, full nutrition details and cite three recent health studies. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
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4 |
2130 |
And would Monsieur like to supersize that? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2131 |
You're correct. The appetizers are on a separate menu. |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
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60 |
13 |
4 |
2132 |
Monsieur may wish to peruse the lunch specials on page 423. |
1.2727 |
0.05739 |
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58 |
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2 |
2133 |
We have a few specials for your consideration |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2134 |
Well, you did request the allergy menu. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2135 |
Would you prefer the children's menu? |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2136 |
Would you like to supersize that, sir? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2137 |
We had complaints about the old 20 page menu so we turned into 1 page. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
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59 |
15 |
3 |
2138 |
Would you like to see the wine tome? |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2139 |
Would you prefer the kids menu, sir? |
1.2727 |
0.06306 |
77 |
60 |
13 |
4 |
2140 |
Sir, would you prefer that I bring you the children's menu? |
1.2727 |
0.06572 |
77 |
61 |
11 |
5 |
2141 |
Wait until you see the size of our servings. |
1.2727 |
0.06029 |
77 |
59 |
15 |
3 |
2142 |
We also have sixteen specials that I will now tell you all about. |
1.2716 |
0.05830 |
81 |
62 |
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3 |
2143 |
We also have 78 specials tonight if your interested. |
1.2716 |
0.06807 |
81 |
66 |
8 |
7 |
2144 |
I am sorry, sir. We are sold out of all of your selections. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
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57 |
14 |
3 |
2145 |
The wine list is available on your digital device. It’s an environmental issue. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
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58 |
12 |
4 |
2146 |
Sorry, there was no room on the menu for that. |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
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56 |
16 |
2 |
2147 |
We got tired of customers not reading the fine print. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
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58 |
12 |
4 |
2148 |
No specials sir, just what's on the menu |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
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56 |
16 |
2 |
2149 |
When I said we have a big menu, I was not talking about selections. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
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58 |
12 |
4 |
2150 |
Did I hear you say you wanted something not on the menu? |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2151 |
Welcome to Cheesecake Factory, sir |
1.2703 |
0.07016 |
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60 |
8 |
6 |
2152 |
Would you like to see the wine list?? |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
2153 |
And what is your wine preference—Red, White, or Insulin? |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
2154 |
Yes, the owner of this restaurant is Claes Oldenburg! |
1.2703 |
0.05543 |
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55 |
18 |
1 |
2155 |
Please read the smaller print, that entree comes with no side. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
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57 |
14 |
3 |
2156 |
Well in that case, we have a lovely table d'hote! |
1.2703 |
0.05543 |
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55 |
18 |
1 |
2157 |
I guess I'll have the buttered pasta |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
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57 |
14 |
3 |
2158 |
Would you like to take a look at our wine list? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2159 |
Can I see the specials, please? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2160 |
I recommend the shrimp. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2161 |
Still can't see anything you like? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2162 |
A glass of ice water? I'll have to check with the chef if we can do that. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
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57 |
14 |
3 |
2163 |
Certainly, sir. I'll have the large-print menu brought right out. |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
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56 |
16 |
2 |
2164 |
Wait till you see the size of the doggy bag. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
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57 |
14 |
3 |
2165 |
Great choice.. it's the best item on the menu! |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2166 |
We also have 400 "specials" tonight! |
1.2703 |
0.07016 |
74 |
60 |
8 |
6 |
2167 |
Don't be fooled by the menu, everything tastes like chicken...... |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2168 |
The dessert list is on the billboard outside. |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2169 |
If you have an hour, I can tell you about today's specials. |
1.2703 |
0.05867 |
74 |
56 |
16 |
2 |
2170 |
Starters are at the top of the menu sir. May I recommend one of our specialty ladders? |
1.2703 |
0.06174 |
74 |
57 |
14 |
3 |
2171 |
Would you care to see our extensive wine list? |
1.2703 |
0.07016 |
74 |
60 |
8 |
6 |
2172 |
I recommend sticking to the Small Plates section. |
1.2703 |
0.06467 |
74 |
58 |
12 |
4 |
2173 |
Would you like to start with a small appetizer? |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2174 |
Yes, sir, I'll have the crane deliver the dessert menu. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
2175 |
Do you have an hour to hear the specials? |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2176 |
We like the contrast between our large menu and our small portion size. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2177 |
Sir, you asked for larger portions. |
1.2692 |
0.05676 |
78 |
59 |
17 |
2 |
2178 |
It is the GRAND PRIXE fix menu, sir |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2179 |
Yes sir, the big salad is a very fine choice. |
1.2692 |
0.05055 |
78 |
57 |
21 |
0 |
2180 |
We pride ourselves on taking tall orders |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2181 |
Would you care to hear our specials for the evening |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2182 |
Our menu has changed |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2183 |
Can I get you a ladder to get you started? |
1.2692 |
0.06496 |
78 |
62 |
11 |
5 |
2184 |
Although we supersized our print menu, our delightfully small portions remain the same. |
1.2692 |
0.05962 |
78 |
60 |
15 |
3 |
2185 |
Sir, we also have 150 specials this evening. |
1.2692 |
0.06235 |
78 |
61 |
13 |
4 |
2186 |
Would you like a little more time to look over the menu? I'm here all week! |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
2187 |
Can I have the wine list, please? |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
2188 |
We expanded our menu so that we could be listed in The New Yorker. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2189 |
Our new chef asked for a bigger menu and this is what he got. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2190 |
Go big or go home baby |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2191 |
...and Alfredo and his team will be here soon with the wine list. |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
2192 |
You want to tell me the 'off-the-menu specials'??? Seriously???? |
1.2667 |
0.05799 |
75 |
57 |
16 |
2 |
2193 |
Yes, this is the happy hour menu. |
1.2667 |
0.05480 |
75 |
56 |
18 |
1 |
2194 |
We also have some specials! |
1.2667 |
0.06102 |
75 |
58 |
14 |
3 |
2195 |
It's the opposite of molecular gastronomy. |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2196 |
It's part of the new initiative....'Everyone Has Small Hands! |
1.2667 |
0.06391 |
75 |
59 |
12 |
4 |
2197 |
We're out of everything. |
1.2658 |
0.05002 |
79 |
58 |
21 |
0 |
2198 |
I'll have the baby corn. |
1.2658 |
0.05896 |
79 |
61 |
15 |
3 |
2199 |
It's part of our customer fitness program |
1.2658 |
0.05614 |
79 |
60 |
17 |
2 |
2200 |
Can I interest you in any of our specials not on the menu? |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2201 |
We've had a lot of complaints about the size of the print. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2202 |
We have some additional specials tonight. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2203 |
Would you like to hear our additional off-the-menu specials? |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
2204 |
Yes Sir. The bill will, of course, be equally enormous. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2205 |
Just to be sure everybody knows you are a tourist. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2206 |
Absolutely. We do provide "doggie bags". |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2207 |
Chef informs me that we also have curly fries...ran out of room there. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2208 |
You will find the sides listed on the back, sir. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2209 |
These are today's specials. Would you care to see our regular menu? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2210 |
Welcome, sir. Is this your first time at Chez Trump? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2211 |
...and yet the portions are surprisingly small. |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2212 |
Today's seafood special is giant squid. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2213 |
Yes,we had numerous request for LARGE printed menus |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2214 |
I see you're still on Chapter 3... Would you like a few more minutes? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2215 |
We claim the biggest menu, not the biggest variety |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2216 |
First of all, on behalf of the Texas Big Hunk O' Cow chain, let me apologize for having brought you the children's menu by mistake. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2217 |
Would you like to see our small plate menu, sir? |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2218 |
And a big tip is also required. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2219 |
May I tell you about the specials? |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2220 |
Tonight's special is the 200 ounce sirloin. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2221 |
Would you rather see the children's menu? |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2222 |
Yes, that's true. We no longer have a problem with people keeping our menu as a souvenir. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2223 |
Our daily special is Mac & Cheese. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2224 |
Yes, let me get you the specials menu. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2225 |
Wine list? You'll have to sign a waiver first. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2226 |
We're out of everything but the carrot soup. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2227 |
Take your time. There’s a lot to digest. |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2228 |
Welcome to the new Trump Grille. Everything here is huge. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2229 |
Our expanded menu offers the same selection accompanied by larger food photos. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2230 |
It's our high tea menu sir |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2231 |
Why yes- we have an excellent assortment of small plates. |
1.2639 |
0.07130 |
72 |
59 |
7 |
6 |
2232 |
We're using this new menu format to compensate for our smaller portions! |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2233 |
It makes the check look smaller. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2234 |
Would you prefer a kid’s menu? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2235 |
Can you just give me the Kids' Menu? |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2236 |
May I bring you the large print menu? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2237 |
Oh yes, we’ve expanded our menu lately. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2238 |
So that's a gazpacho, a green salad, and one entree #4,870. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2239 |
Most people choose the big breakfast, sir. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2240 |
I'll have the shrimp with a small salad. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2241 |
Small plates, you said? |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2242 |
Just wait until you see the check. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2243 |
I’m sorry sir. That’s tha largest we have. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2244 |
Ha! Ha! Yes, the check will be smaller. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2245 |
Most prefer to hear about the daily specials. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2246 |
I highly recommend you try everything on the menu. |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2247 |
Too many people were asking for a pair of cheaters. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2248 |
If you think that's intimidating, wait till you get your check. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2249 |
Now THATis a very tall order! |
1.2639 |
0.06558 |
72 |
57 |
11 |
4 |
2250 |
No, we don't have any shrimp. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2251 |
You are correct Sir, we did recently expand our menu. |
1.2639 |
0.05592 |
72 |
54 |
17 |
1 |
2252 |
Wait until you hear the specials. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2253 |
Would monsieur care to see the wide list? |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2254 |
The chef never knows when enough is enough |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2255 |
I'm afraid the wine list does not fit through the door. |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2256 |
We felt the menu size should match the prices. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2257 |
I'm sorry sir, we're all out of the mastodon. Would the gentleman care to try the humpback whale? |
1.2639 |
0.05932 |
72 |
55 |
15 |
2 |
2258 |
The menu is just for show, sir. We serve only mac 'n cheese. |
1.2639 |
0.06850 |
72 |
58 |
9 |
5 |
2259 |
Ladders are "a la carte." |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2260 |
Shall I bring you the full menu instead of the prix fixe? |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2261 |
Only the fish is available tonight. |
1.2639 |
0.06253 |
72 |
56 |
13 |
3 |
2262 |
Wait until you see your bill. |
1.2632 |
0.06032 |
76 |
59 |
14 |
3 |
2263 |
I'm sorry sir, you have picked the one item we are currently out of. |
1.2632 |
0.06316 |
76 |
60 |
12 |
4 |
2264 |
We're now required by law to include a full-size photo of the president along with the menu. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
2265 |
Down-sizing is extra. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2266 |
Do you need a few more hours to decide? |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
Chef believes small menus are for small people. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2268 |
Would you rather see our small plates menu? |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2269 |
And you'll find today's specials at the top of the menu. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2270 |
That is our kiddie menu! |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2271 |
Is there a kid's menu? |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2272 |
Wait 'til you see the size of the shrimp cocktail! |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
2273 |
Thank you! As you can see, we've really worked to expand our menu. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2274 |
The chef last worked at a Greek diner. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
2275 |
The cut tonight is porterhouse. Sizes are on the left; temperatures on the right. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2276 |
The menus compensate for how small the plates are |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2277 |
Our portions are tiny. |
1.2603 |
0.05861 |
73 |
56 |
15 |
2 |
2278 |
Our specials this evening are Number 223, Number 567, and Number 712. |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2279 |
You think that's big wait for the check! |
1.2603 |
0.06177 |
73 |
57 |
13 |
3 |
2280 |
The TIMES review about a lacking of a la carte choices is addressed. |
1.2603 |
0.05527 |
73 |
55 |
17 |
1 |
2281 |
Sorry Sir, 'Bring Your Own Menu' is on Tuesdays. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2282 |
It's because the portions are small. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2283 |
I'll have the peanut butter and jelly. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2284 |
I’m sorry, Sir. We’re currently out of everything but the garlic mash potatoes. Shall I get them for you? |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2285 |
Those are our gluten free options, would you like to see the full menu? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2286 |
Very good, sir. You want fries with that? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2287 |
Could I see the children’s menu? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2288 |
We have a rather large selection.... |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2289 |
And would Monsieur like the small or large chicken Caesar? |
1.2571 |
0.05262 |
70 |
52 |
18 |
0 |
2290 |
May I suggest the Blue Ox... |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2291 |
Can I get you a little something to get started? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2292 |
We also have a few specials . . . |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2293 |
Do you need another couple hours with that? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2294 |
We serve all of Julia's recipes. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2295 |
I'll have the big salad. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2296 |
That's what she said. |
1.2571 |
0.07248 |
70 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
2297 |
That IS the kid's menu |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2298 |
Yes, but it's a tall order |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2299 |
Sorry, there is nothing off-menu. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2300 |
Surprisingly Sir, we don't carry that wine.. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2301 |
We have some specials this evening... |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2302 |
Sorry sir, but we literally serve everything BUT hot dogs. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2303 |
And this evening, let me tell you about the specials too big to make it onto the menu, |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2304 |
I know the latitude but not the longitude. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2305 |
We also have daily specials, sir. They're much lighter on the wrist. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2306 |
I'll be back in six months to take your order. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2307 |
But do you have any vegan options? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2308 |
Our prices aren't high. They're just printed that way. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2309 |
I'll start with the blue-ox tail soup. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2310 |
This sir, is our craft beer menu. |
1.2571 |
0.07248 |
70 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
2311 |
We serve very big portions here. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2312 |
The pictures are life size. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2313 |
Do you have any specials for tonight's dinner? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2314 |
It's in response to your comment about the chef having small hands. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2315 |
Can I have smaller menu?" "Sure, with fries? |
1.2571 |
0.05262 |
70 |
52 |
18 |
0 |
2316 |
Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few hours? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2317 |
Why do you ask about portion size? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2318 |
Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2319 |
Sir, if you wish to choose to order off the menu, our chef will get very testy. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2320 |
Yes, our menu has everything you have ever eaten. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2321 |
and may I tell you of this evening's specials... |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2322 |
Any specials this evening? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2323 |
No, Monsieur. No substitutions. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2324 |
It's to compensate for the small portions. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2325 |
Have you had a chance to look over the menu? |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2326 |
No sir. You we do not offer half sized portions! |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2327 |
And have you chosen a mill for your pepper this evening? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2328 |
Is sir absolutely sure he would like to see the specials board? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2329 |
Yes, but is this the full wine list? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2330 |
Might I suggest the small plate menu? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2331 |
We had complaints the menu was not diversified enough. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2332 |
It's pretentious as hell, but it offers great privacy from other diners. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2333 |
Since I am not on any of the dad diets, may I please have the regular size menu? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2334 |
May I recommend the jumbo shrimp? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2335 |
Chef recommends the petite filet. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2336 |
You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2337 |
Are the portions bigger as well? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2338 |
The chef is quite farsighted. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2339 |
Tonight we are featuring a special on our 27 course menu. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2340 |
Would you like me to tell you about our specials? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2341 |
If Monsieur has trouble with the big words, he need only ask. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2342 |
Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see our light menu? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2343 |
Well... Can you see the menu now? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2344 |
As you can see, our large menu more than justifies our prices. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2345 |
Do you have a menu for this menu? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2346 |
Our manager feels that it makes the prices look smaller |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2347 |
That's the biggest we have, sir. May I suggest some reading glasses for your next visit? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2348 |
Yes, we can provide our large print menu upon request. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2349 |
Ready to hear today's specials? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2350 |
How big are your portions? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2351 |
What do you mean, 'I'll just have a salad?' |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2352 |
Shall I give you another hour to finish reading the menu? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2353 |
We a famous for our large selections. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2354 |
Might I suggest the jumbo shrimp? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2355 |
I'm sorry sir- I will get another menu for your wife. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2356 |
our new picture menu for trump |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2357 |
See anything you like? |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2358 |
My favorite? I like everything on the menu sir. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2359 |
I’ll have one of everything. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2360 |
And what will your mistress be having, sir? |
1.2571 |
0.07248 |
70 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
2361 |
I can recommend the french fries. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2362 |
And would you like that soup in a vat? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2363 |
Big menu, small portions. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2364 |
Would you care to see the à la carte menu as well? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2365 |
We're happy to accommodate our nearsighted customers with a large-print menu. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2366 |
Mac and cheese? Excellent choice, sir. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2367 |
Would you like that jumbo, colossal, mega he-man, or yuge? |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2368 |
Small plates are big here. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2369 |
Again sir, ANYTHING you order would be quite filling. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2370 |
Do I have any recommendations? I would be happy to walk you through a few dozen of my favorites. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2371 |
If you think that's big, Sir, you want to see the size of the Check! |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2372 |
Ironically the portions are quite small. |
1.2571 |
0.07248 |
70 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
2373 |
I have the budget menu right here , sir ... |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2374 |
I should tell you that we are out of the striped Madagascan snails tonight but we have plenty of the yellow spotted ones. |
1.2571 |
0.07248 |
70 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
2375 |
Our special is the menu. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2376 |
Has Monsieur found something he likes? |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2377 |
Would you like a ladder to read the appetizers ? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2378 |
It's for the hard of hearing.... |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2379 |
and if you're interested in any of the appetizers, I'll grab you our complimentary ladder |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2380 |
Well, no, we don't really have most of those items. It's more of a marketing gimmick! |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2381 |
Yes but portion size is exceptionally small. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2382 |
We had too many complaints about the small font size. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2383 |
Of course, sir. I'll return for your order in a couple hours. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2384 |
My wife still hasn't decided yet. |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2385 |
Would you like to super-size that? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2386 |
We find it makes up for the lack of choices. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2387 |
Yes. The new menu is extensive. It's to compensate for, not complement, the new size of portions. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2388 |
What's this menu trying to compensate for? |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2389 |
It is supposed to make the prices seem more reasonable |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2390 |
I recommend the énorme filet mignon. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2391 |
The chef recommends the hamburger. |
1.2571 |
0.05641 |
70 |
53 |
16 |
1 |
2392 |
It IS big. It’s the PLATES that got small. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2393 |
Can I see your website? |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2394 |
Our specialty is dishes mentioned in War and Peace. Of course, we like to show them in context. |
1.2571 |
0.06956 |
70 |
57 |
8 |
5 |
2395 |
Tonight, sir, we offer twenty-three specials in addition to our menu. |
1.2571 |
0.06333 |
70 |
55 |
12 |
3 |
2396 |
Our menu caver is genuine leather and even larger than the ones President Trump uses when he signs executive orders. |
1.2571 |
0.05997 |
70 |
54 |
14 |
2 |
2397 |
Our special tonight is Fee-fi-fo-fum, sir |
1.2571 |
0.06652 |
70 |
56 |
10 |
4 |
2398 |
We have the calorie content listed for each item, as well a microscopic image of the proportionate number of fat cells forming in your body with every bite. |
1.2568 |
0.06682 |
74 |
60 |
9 |
5 |
2399 |
Our low calorie, gluten free, vegan menu is much smaller, sir. |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
2400 |
The question you should be asking is, "what *isn't* on the menu?" |
1.2568 |
0.06103 |
74 |
58 |
13 |
3 |
2401 |
Do you wish for more time before ordering, sir? |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
2402 |
No, you read that correctly. The steak is 16 pounds, not ounces. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
2403 |
We also have a surprisingly long list of specials that aren't on the menu. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
2404 |
May I recommend the large salad? |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2405 |
Medallions of yak tenderloin? Not on the menu now, but you can bet we'll add it. |
1.2535 |
0.05200 |
71 |
53 |
18 |
0 |
2406 |
The specials board is being airlifted in as we speak. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
2407 |
Perhaps monsieur would like to see our children's menu |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2408 |
We have a few additions to the menu tonight. |
1.2535 |
0.05200 |
71 |
53 |
18 |
0 |
2409 |
I'm sorry sir, but we are all out of the first three hundred and twenty seven items on the menu tonight. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2410 |
Now here are our specials |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2411 |
Costco dining room |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2412 |
May I suggest this evening's Mar-a-Lago Special? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2413 |
Very good, sir. I shall return with some bread and the menu crane. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2414 |
It's our new supersize menu. I recommend the bucket of escargot. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2415 |
There's no such thing as à la carte. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
2416 |
I will have a glass of water, please |
1.2535 |
0.07154 |
71 |
59 |
6 |
6 |
2417 |
I can suggest what LOOKS good for Instagram. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2418 |
Your wife called to tell us you had forgotten your reading glasses. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
2419 |
Unfortunately, our prices have increased as well. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2420 |
Would you like the wine menu as well? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2421 |
Is there anything not on the menu? |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2422 |
you won't be leaving hungry... |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
2423 |
We offer a huge selection of small plates. |
1.2535 |
0.05923 |
71 |
55 |
14 |
2 |
2424 |
Chef changes our menus daily. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2425 |
Oui, Monsieur. We have binoculars. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2426 |
I recommend the Porterhouse, it's bigly popular here. |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
2427 |
Yes, sir. I can bring you a large-print version of the menu. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2428 |
Would you like the chicken or the fish? |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2429 |
Those are the specials |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2430 |
And in addition to our regular menu, we have 10 specials today... |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2431 |
Oh, I think you'll be very pleased with our serving sizes |
1.2535 |
0.05573 |
71 |
54 |
16 |
1 |
2432 |
May I take your order? Or would you like a few more hours to decide? |
1.2535 |
0.05200 |
71 |
53 |
18 |
0 |
2433 |
The petite filet is off the menu. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
2434 |
I'm sorry, we don't offer any gluten free options. |
1.2535 |
0.06254 |
71 |
56 |
12 |
3 |
2435 |
Welcome to Chateau du Costco. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2436 |
Need more time? I'll come back Tuesday. |
1.2535 |
0.06567 |
71 |
57 |
10 |
4 |
2437 |
Sir, it’s the menu for our most demanding locavore patrons. It traces in depth the genealogy of our local carrots… |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
Why yes it is, we're compensating for the tiny portions. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2439 |
The portions may be smaller than they appear. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2440 |
We also have thirty-five specials tonight. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2441 |
You'll find we've expanded the menu |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2442 |
And what do you recommend? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2443 |
We pride ourself on our motto: No Order is Ever Too Tall! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2444 |
You'll have to get up to see the wine list |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2445 |
No, the portions are still petite. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2446 |
Would you like to see our wine list? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2447 |
I still can’t get over the “suggested” admission price |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2448 |
Our wine list is conveniently located on a billboard outside. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2449 |
Have you got any specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2450 |
Would you like to hear the specials? |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
2451 |
Our new menu is written by a former billboard painter. |
1.2500 |
0.07370 |
68 |
57 |
5 |
6 |
2452 |
We're BIG on presentation. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
She'll never know you're here! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2454 |
Yes - the chef does have smallish hands. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2455 |
May I recommend the children's menu? |
1.2500 |
0.05506 |
72 |
55 |
16 |
1 |
2456 |
Our menu comes in Tall, Grande or Venti, depending on your reading glasses. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2457 |
Would you like to hear about today's specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2458 |
Would you prefer the children's menu? |
1.2500 |
0.07370 |
68 |
57 |
5 |
6 |
2459 |
Just a cupa coffee, thanks. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2460 |
I'll try a bit of everything. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2461 |
...but I'll need help to bring you the wine list. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2462 |
Sorry sir we are out of mac& cheese |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2463 |
Sir, I will be pleased to ask the chef if he can make that gluten free. We of course cannot fit everything on our menu. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2464 |
Tonight, Sir, we have 472 specials. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2465 |
The menu with prices is even bigger. |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
2466 |
I'm going to have the jumbo shrimp |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2467 |
Can I read you the specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2468 |
No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2469 |
And for dessert, might I recommend the énorme four? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2470 |
In this instance, one of the appetizers is more than enough. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
2471 |
We hope it makes the prices seem relatively small. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2472 |
Welcome to Trump Tower! |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2473 |
It's not the size of the menu that counts! It's how you use it! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2474 |
we've supersized everything |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
2475 |
Since our chef read "The Art of the Deal" everything but our petit filet is now HUGE!" Sad. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
2476 |
I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2477 |
The new chef is from Texas. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2478 |
I know, I know. What are the odds we'd be sold out of everything except the franks and beans? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2479 |
Would sir care to see our small plates menu? |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2480 |
The gratuity should be proportional. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2481 |
A little something to start you off? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2482 |
No, I'm sorry. The lunch menu is very limited. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2483 |
Oh, thats only our standard menu. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2484 |
Now I will tell you about our 500 specials. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2485 |
You know what they say: Big menu, small portions! |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
2486 |
An excellent choice sir, although you may want to consider the petit portion. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2487 |
The forklift will be right here with the wine list. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2488 |
Our specials are at the top. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2489 |
We added the full carbon footprint to the Menu |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2490 |
Can I save you some time and suggest the all you can eat buffet? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2491 |
You requested the large print version, Monsieur. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2492 |
Would that be the 8 0z. filet or the 423 oz. filet? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2493 |
The petit filet? Excellent choice! |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2494 |
Our consultant suggested that we could increase business by expanding our menu. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2495 |
Something on the lighter side please. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
It was the only way we could justify our big prices! |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2497 |
Do you think you can handle our extensive wine list? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2498 |
I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2499 |
In addition we have home made chicken soup. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2500 |
Are you ready to order, or would you like another hour with the menu? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2501 |
I'm sorry sir, I see you have our kids menu by mistake. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2502 |
They are all just cheeseburgers described to appeal to snobs. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2503 |
I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of combination plate number 589. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2504 |
In contrast, the servings are tiny |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2505 |
...and we have a few dozen chef's specials tonight that aren't on the menu... |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2506 |
Because it would be uncouth to list our prices, our newest approach is for the font sizes to equal the costs. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2507 |
We also have 736 specials that are not on the menu |
1.2500 |
0.06485 |
72 |
58 |
10 |
4 |
2508 |
Would you like to hear tonight's specials? |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2509 |
Don't let the menu fool you, our portions are pretty small. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2510 |
Our lawyers insisted. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
2511 |
No sir, you actually can't have a little bite to eat here. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2512 |
Let me tell you about our specials not shown on the menu. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2513 |
We super-sized our menu. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
2514 |
I’d like the burger, please. |
1.2500 |
0.06780 |
72 |
59 |
8 |
5 |
2515 |
Our lawyers were involved in creating the new menu. |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2516 |
"I recommend the Big Salad". |
1.2500 |
0.06176 |
72 |
57 |
12 |
3 |
2517 |
Our menu has expanded... |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2518 |
The portions are laughably small. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2519 |
Well if you wanted me to list the specials, you should have made an earlier reservation. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2520 |
How come there are no specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2521 |
We'd had complaints about the small print. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2522 |
Well, at least you won't have any trouble reading the fine print. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2523 |
Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2524 |
Yes, sir, the portions are quite large. |
1.2500 |
0.07066 |
68 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
2525 |
Let me know when you're ready to hear my discourse on tonight's specials. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2526 |
May I tell you about our daily specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2527 |
Sorry, we have only red sauce for our 300 plus pasta choices. " |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2528 |
Sir, this is the small plates menu! |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2529 |
And, sir, there is no tipping. You just have to help me carry it to the next table. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2530 |
Can I have a kid's menu? |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2531 |
Yes sir, everything does seem bigger now that your at the grown-ups table. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2532 |
You may notice our artesanal cheese selection has somewhat exploded. |
1.2500 |
0.05851 |
72 |
56 |
14 |
2 |
2533 |
Would you like to hear volume 1 of tonight's specials? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2534 |
And we have 238 specials |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2535 |
Perhaps you'd rather look at a child's menu? |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2536 |
We enlarged the menu with gluten-free items. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2537 |
Sorry, we are out of the Gratin de crozets savoyard. Would Monsieur like to make another desperate choice? |
1.2500 |
0.06749 |
68 |
55 |
9 |
4 |
2538 |
Sir woild you like the club sandwhich on page 3, 14, 27 or page 43? |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2539 |
Our special tonight is jumbo shrimp. |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2540 |
We pride ourselves on having a big menu. |
1.2500 |
0.05290 |
68 |
51 |
17 |
0 |
2541 |
It makes the prices look small by comparison. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2542 |
I'll have the fish. |
1.2500 |
0.06415 |
68 |
54 |
11 |
3 |
2543 |
I'm sorry, sir, the new owners have streamlined the menu considerably. |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2544 |
If you'd like to see our specials, I'd be happy to bring over the footstool. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2545 |
If you've got an hour I can tell you our suggested wine pairings. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
68 |
53 |
13 |
2 |
2546 |
We found it near the beanstalk |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
2547 |
'Will you be dining alone or joining other guests at the trough?" |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
2548 |
May I recommend the petite filet? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2549 |
May I have the children’s menu? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2550 |
We have a really big special tonight. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2551 |
The specials are listed on the top right corner. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
2552 |
And when you're done looking over the menu, I have 142 specials to tell you about. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2553 |
The food's not good, but there's lots of it. |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
2554 |
Not sure I needed the bar codes. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2555 |
It's a reminder that your eyes may be bigger than your stomach. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2556 |
This is the menu we provide exclusively for Americans. May I take your order, dude? |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
2557 |
Would you care to hear our chef's specials? |
1.2464 |
0.05619 |
69 |
53 |
15 |
1 |
2558 |
Those are just the specials, would you like to see the big menu? |
1.2464 |
0.06660 |
69 |
56 |
9 |
4 |
2559 |
Will that be the tall stack, sir? |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2560 |
I'm afraid we're out of that today. |
1.2464 |
0.05225 |
69 |
52 |
17 |
0 |
2561 |
If you think our menu is big, wait until you get your bill. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2562 |
I recommend that you order in the next five minutes or I'll have to bring out the dinner menu. |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2563 |
May I suggest the small plates... |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2564 |
And the specials for today are…. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2565 |
Now we have some wonderful specials tonight. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2566 |
Yes - how big are your salads? |
1.2464 |
0.06332 |
69 |
55 |
11 |
3 |
2567 |
Oh, nobody ever ordered that so we took it off. |
1.2464 |
0.05986 |
69 |
54 |
13 |
2 |
2568 |
You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
2569 |
Apologies for the long wait, we were having problems with our Forklift |
1.2429 |
0.05910 |
70 |
55 |
13 |
2 |
2570 |
Welcome to Noah's. Can I get you started with two of everything? |
1.2429 |
0.06574 |
70 |
57 |
9 |
4 |
2571 |
I'll come back in two hours and give you time to read the menu. |
1.2429 |
0.06881 |
70 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
2572 |
We have the largest gluten-free menu in the city. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2573 |
Yes sir, of course, management is interested in your opinion of our new large print menu for mature diners. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2574 |
Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2575 |
Would you like to see our wine list? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2576 |
I would recommend our smaller menu. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2577 |
We're a pro-choice establishment. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2578 |
Would you like to see the dessert menu? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2579 |
Pardon Monsieur, but Our Executive Chef cut his teeth at a Long Island diner. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2580 |
Yes I know, but it's a very tender cut of centipede. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2581 |
And would you like to jumbo-size that order? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2582 |
You think that's big. Wait for the wine list. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2583 |
If it will help you to decide, we serve all dishes known to mankind. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2584 |
And our specials for the day are listed on the billboard outside. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2585 |
Cheesecake Factory, eat your heart out! |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2586 |
I'll have the small dinner salad. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2587 |
The forklift will come by with the wine list in a minute. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2588 |
Our soups are on the chalkboard behind your menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2589 |
We also have several specials! |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2590 |
We also have a sampler menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2591 |
I'll start with the soup of the day and some binoculars on the side. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2592 |
The duck confit is served with salad and asthenopia. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2593 |
I changed, my mind. Can I have the kid's menu? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2594 |
We've gone from 'nouvelle cuisine' to super-sized. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2595 |
We needed more space to accommodate the prices. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2596 |
Would you like to start with our appetizer menu instead? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2597 |
So far people have really enjoyed the expanded menu. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2598 |
Is that a menu in your hand or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2599 |
Are you ready to order Sir or do you need another hour? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2600 |
Would you like to hear today’s specials? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2601 |
Excellent choice, sir, I was about to recommend the Lilliput special myself. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2602 |
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the child's menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2603 |
Why don't I just bring you one of everything? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2604 |
We wanted to make it Instagram-proof, sir. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2605 |
The chef previously worked for the Giants. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2606 |
Would you prefer the 'small hands' menu sir? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2607 |
Very good sir, one order of jumbo shrimp. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2608 |
Welcome to Texas, Paris. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2609 |
I hate to go off menu but... |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2610 |
We have to list the biochemistry of the ingredients, but you can skip them. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2611 |
You also get one from Corinthian Column B. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2612 |
Our prices need to be viewed in a larger context. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2613 |
I think I'll need a few more minutes to decide. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
Good Lord. Is this the Trump Effect? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2615 |
What do you think of our large print menu? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2616 |
We've recently expanded our menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2617 |
I'm sorry. We don't offer a children's menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2618 |
The desert menu has an even bigger selection. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
We specialize in tall orders. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2620 |
Well, it IS the largest selection of entrees in town! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
I'll give you a couple hours to look over the menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2622 |
What do I recommend? ... Smaller menus, obviously. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2623 |
I'm sorry, sir. You may order off the menu only. Most people find our selection sufficient. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2624 |
Yes sir, George R.R. Martin's addition to the menu lore is quite popular. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2625 |
Would you like to see today's specials, too? |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2626 |
May I bring in our team to take your menu? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2627 |
Our special today is shrimp and roasted baby potatoes. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2628 |
I know. It's a big menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2629 |
May I tell you about tonight's specials? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2630 |
New management has been making some big changes to the menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2631 |
We have expanded our menu to include an ingredients list, calorie count, and percentage of fat, protein, sugar, and select vitamins based on recommended dietary intakes to help you make an informed and healthful decision about your meal. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2632 |
If you have an extra 15 minutes, I can tell you the dinner specials. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2633 |
We serve small plates, but only relative to the size of our menus |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2634 |
Would sir like another couple of minutes? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
I will have number 1,242. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2636 |
If you have an hour, I'll give you the daily specials. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2637 |
It's our new small plates menu |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2638 |
We have added a few new things to the menu. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2639 |
I'm going to need a little more time. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2640 |
Supersize me, please. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2641 |
And the wine list? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2642 |
It's a little-known fact that Trotsky's real passion was cooking. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2643 |
So you would like tiny shrimp with a side of petite peas and for dessert a petit four. Will that be all sir? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2644 |
Let me tell you today's specials. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2645 |
And let me tell you about our Specials tonight. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2646 |
Is this your first time to Lilliputians? |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2647 |
Would you like to move to the non-joking section? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2648 |
That's nothing. You should see the wine list. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2649 |
Don't order too much, we have a large dessert menu. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2650 |
You think this is crazy, wait until you see the wine list! |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2651 |
Would you like to hear this evening's specials? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2652 |
Would sir care for a site map? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2653 |
We are offering several specials this evening. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2654 |
We found that this makes it easier for you to read the small print. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2655 |
Small plates? Sir, there are no small plates. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2656 |
I told you our improvements were going to be HUGE |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2657 |
Our chef is a maximalist. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2658 |
Sir, would you like a ladder? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2659 |
The baby shrimp with fingerling potatoes and haricots verts is an excellent choice, and you could perhaps start off with a micro-green salad. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2660 |
Are you ready to order or should I give you another day to read over our selections? |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2661 |
Tell me about the specials |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2662 |
We're out of everything but number 1,483--the balogna on white. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2663 |
As a rule we generally fedex our extensive wine menu. |
1.2424 |
0.05737 |
66 |
51 |
14 |
1 |
2664 |
The Grand Prix Fixe, sir. |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2665 |
So, you're going with the jumbo shrimp, right? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2666 |
In addition, we have the following specials.....! |
1.2424 |
0.06849 |
66 |
54 |
8 |
4 |
2667 |
You have very strong hands! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2668 |
May I have the wine list? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2669 |
Do you have time to hear the specials? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2670 |
Would you like to see our specials? |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2671 |
Can you turn back to the hors d’oeuvres? The woman at table three needs another minute. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2672 |
This is nothing. Wait until you see the wine list! |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2673 |
we've supersized everything |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2674 |
Yes . . . we're proud to feature the largest selection of artisanal gnochi in Manhattan. |
1.2424 |
0.05316 |
66 |
50 |
16 |
0 |
2675 |
Well, you said you were hungry! |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2676 |
This is our new gluten free menu. |
1.2424 |
0.06499 |
66 |
53 |
10 |
3 |
2677 |
You can see tonight's specials from the balcony. |
1.2424 |
0.06130 |
66 |
52 |
12 |
2 |
2678 |
I'm sorry sir. That's the one thing we don't have. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2679 |
The print is too small. Read it to me. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2680 |
Sorry, this is the small plate menu. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2681 |
Ironically, we only serve small plates. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2682 |
So, you're saying you don't use any GMOs? |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
2683 |
May I recommend the soup in the upper left quadrant? |
1.2419 |
0.05483 |
62 |
47 |
15 |
0 |
2684 |
I recommend the shrimp. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
2685 |
I think I'll just have another glass of the house red. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2686 |
I recommend that you go ask Alice |
1.2419 |
0.07517 |
62 |
52 |
5 |
5 |
2687 |
I see you've got new menus? Yes we kept losing the old ones. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2688 |
No, the portions are still really small. |
1.2419 |
0.07157 |
62 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
2689 |
May I recommend one of our small plates offerings? |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2690 |
May I suggest the grilled cheese? |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
2691 |
Would you like to see our small bites? |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
2692 |
We had to compensate for the small meal portions. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2693 |
And how would your like your burger cooked, sir? |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2694 |
I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2695 |
It's an ironic approach small plates. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2696 |
We recommend that you start with one of our small plates. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2697 |
What's the special? |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2698 |
Yes, but the plates are tapas, sir. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2699 |
May I suggest some mussels? |
1.2419 |
0.05946 |
62 |
48 |
13 |
1 |
2700 |
No, this is not a short-order restaurant. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
2701 |
Inflation. |
1.2419 |
0.06777 |
62 |
50 |
9 |
3 |
2702 |
Might I suggest the 32 course pre fixe? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2703 |
Could you give me just a few more hours? |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2704 |
That entrée comes with 15 sides. |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2705 |
We have honored your request for an expanded menu. |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
2706 |
I'm afraid we are out of the pasta, monsier. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2707 |
Good day, sir and welcome to Le Cheescake factory |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2708 |
Might I make a small suggestion? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2709 |
The menus are made in Texas sir but the "Big salad" is not on the menu yet. |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
2710 |
That's our regular menu, sir. If you'd like to know about tonight's specials, I can bring that one out too. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2711 |
We finally ordered the large print menus for those patrons who mistakenly leave their glasses at home. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2712 |
Very good, sir. And from Column XY? |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
2713 |
Honestly? It's compensation for the size of our portions. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2714 |
I'm a little disappointed. |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
2715 |
If you're looking for something narcissistic and stupid may I suggest the Donald J Trump Burger |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2716 |
We're firm believers in diversity |
1.2388 |
0.05248 |
67 |
51 |
16 |
0 |
2717 |
Would you care to see our large-print version? |
1.2388 |
0.06412 |
67 |
54 |
10 |
3 |
2718 |
Forgive me, but is this your 'early bird special" menu? |
1.2388 |
0.05663 |
67 |
52 |
14 |
1 |
2719 |
All the fine dining, none of the fine print! |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
2720 |
The portions are smaller so it all evens out. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2721 |
Leave some room for dessert. |
1.2388 |
0.06049 |
67 |
53 |
12 |
2 |
2722 |
Here at Chez Trump we take pride in our selection. |
1.2388 |
0.07082 |
67 |
56 |
6 |
5 |
2723 |
Would you prefer the actor’s menu? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2724 |
The small plate prices are to scale. |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2725 |
There's nothing here I like do you have another menu? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2726 |
The small plates are on a different menu. Let me see if I can find one. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2727 |
I can give you the CliffsNotes version. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2728 |
Very descriptive, don't you think? |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2729 |
And the daily specials are found in chapter 12 this evening. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2730 |
I'm afraid to ask, but what are your specials? |
1.2381 |
0.05863 |
63 |
49 |
13 |
1 |
2731 |
Oddly enough, we only have a minibar. |
1.2381 |
0.06285 |
63 |
50 |
11 |
2 |
2732 |
Yes, sir, I understand completely. Many of our customers do have trouble reading even our MENU FOR SENIORS due to the dim lights in here. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
2733 |
And how would you like your Trump burger cooked? |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
2734 |
It makes the bill look smaller. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
2735 |
....oh, dinosaur chop is also one of the 'not on the menu' specials today... |
1.2353 |
0.05182 |
68 |
52 |
16 |
0 |
2736 |
I'm sorry, I must have given you the Brobdingnagian menu... I'm sure Lilliputian is just a typo. |
1.2353 |
0.05970 |
68 |
54 |
12 |
2 |
2737 |
I'll take #589 |
1.2353 |
0.06327 |
68 |
55 |
10 |
3 |
2738 |
Yes, this is the same menu the president uses. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2739 |
Wait til you see our list of specials. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2740 |
Yes, we’re comphensating. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2741 |
Take your time. I'll be back in a few hours. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2742 |
Would you like me to recite all the options? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2743 |
It's the only thing we could convince the chef to "Super Size". |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2744 |
I’m sorry, sir. We’re all out of the stepladders. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2745 |
The house salad, excellent. Let me know tomorrow when you've settled on an entree. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2746 |
I'm sorry sir but we couldn't fit the price in the menu. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2747 |
Many of our customers asked for a larger menu. |
1.2344 |
0.05783 |
64 |
50 |
13 |
1 |
2748 |
For our customers whose stomachs are bigger than their eyes. |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2749 |
We had them specially made for Trump's visit. If he doesn't like the food choices, maybe they could be part of his wall! |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2750 |
Would you like for me to describe the twenty specials we have today as well? |
1.2344 |
0.06585 |
64 |
52 |
9 |
3 |
2751 |
Would you prefer the large-print menu instead? |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2752 |
I'll be right back with the wine list. |
1.2344 |
0.06197 |
64 |
51 |
11 |
2 |
2753 |
Perhaps a vat of wine before your meal? |
1.2344 |