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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu? 1.9624 0.01587 2476 820 929 727
1 We're out of that too. 1.9606 0.01800 1979 675 707 597
2 Thank you for actually reading the entire menu, but now we're closed. 1.9293 0.01885 1810 650 638 522
3 If you'd like, I can have the sommelier drag over the wine list. 1.9138 0.02051 1415 487 563 365
4 Wait 'til you see the check. 1.9134 0.01541 2747 1025 935 787
5 Our chef used to be a lawyer. 1.9116 0.01882 1809 666 637 506
6 Do you need a minute? 1.9112 0.01415 2916 992 1191 733
7 Excellent! Would you like that grilled, griddled, pan-seared, blackened, slow-roasted, broiled, sautéed, pan-fried, deep- fried, braised, boiled, steamed, poached, smoked, fricasseed, or tartare? 1.9067 0.01695 2143 769 805 569
8 I know I’m going to regret this, but may I see your wine selection? 1.9022 0.01915 1606 559 645 402
9 Please listen carefully, as some of our menu options have changed. 1.8938 0.01368 3344 1243 1213 888
10 Just a cup of coffee please. 1.8839 0.02256 1206 448 450 308
11 Would you prefer the large print menu? 1.8596 0.02004 1603 644 540 419
12 Yes, it is a lot to digest. 1.8583 0.01765 1806 654 754 398
13 Yes sir, we are compensating for our tiny portions. 1.8495 0.02058 1375 519 544 312
14 It's a lot to digest. 1.8457 0.01246 3961 1570 1432 959
15 You really can't guess who owns this hotel? 1.8426 0.01961 1785 775 516 494
16 All we have left is the meatloaf. 1.8385 0.01455 3096 1304 988 804
17 May I recommend the free-range chicken? They're listed alphabetically by first name. 1.8379 0.01899 1783 741 590 452
18 Your first time in Texas, sir? 1.8195 0.01410 2997 1212 1114 671
19 Have you read and agreed to our Terms of Service, sir? 1.8190 0.02020 1503 621 533 349
20 We now have to list all the artificial ingredients. 1.8110 0.01931 1635 682 580 373
21 May I suggest column 13 subparagraph 12 item 6??? 1.7904 0.01683 2094 886 761 447
22 We have a few items that are not on the menu. 1.7887 0.01897 1552 632 616 304
23 Ironically, we're out of the jumbo shrimp. 1.7766 0.01718 1965 838 728 399
24 Items ordered will be smaller than they appear. 1.7730 0.01945 1511 642 570 299
25 I recommend the buffet. 1.7640 0.01559 2428 1070 861 497
26 I’m sorry. That’s not on the menu. 1.7635 0.01546 2499 1111 868 520
27 And for the lady? 1.7574 0.01989 1591 740 497 354
28 Have you decided, sir, or shall I come back tomorrow? 1.7545 0.01561 2399 1068 852 479
29 Do you need a few more days to look at our menu? 1.7504 0.02221 1158 511 425 222
30 Do you need a moment? 1.7313 0.01573 2285 1035 829 421
31 If monsieur does not like the picture menu, perhaps he should learn French. 1.7294 0.01881 1796 879 524 393
32 First time at Mar-a-Lago? 1.7179 0.02113 1439 722 401 316
33 Welcome to Chez Costco, Monsieur! Would you care for a case of wine before you order? 1.7064 0.02128 1444 746 376 322
34 No sir, I am not your waiter, I am your menu consultant. 1.7025 0.02232 1079 498 404 177
35 Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? 1.7016 0.03744 449 228 127 94
36 Very good sir #5462, an excellent choice! 1.6998 0.01964 1419 665 515 239
37 Yes, we did expand our menu. 1.6959 0.01880 1470 673 571 226
38 The usual? 1.6833 0.02200 1184 586 387 211
39 Yeah, Mr. Trump likes to make everyone's hands look small. 1.6819 0.01842 1820 943 513 364
40 We’ve recently been acquired by Amazon 1.6786 0.01810 1814 924 549 341
41 It is our all-you-can-eat menu. 1.6760 0.02235 966 440 399 127
42 Excellent choice,I'll have the truck bring it around. 1.6680 0.01836 1708 869 537 302
43 Yes, the alphabet soup is available in large print. 1.6657 0.01849 1705 877 521 307
44 Make sure you save room for the dessert menu. 1.6645 0.01835 1529 736 570 223
45 Would you like to hear the specials too? 1.6641 0.02267 1024 499 370 155
46 Our new chef was formerly a lawyer. 1.6616 0.01859 1593 799 534 260
47 If you like, I can bring you our large-print menu. 1.6610 0.01913 1575 811 487 277
48 I'll have a cup of coffee. 1.6596 0.02093 1366 720 391 255
49 Well it's a tall order, but I'll see what I can do. 1.6574 0.02630 791 398 266 127
50 You'll find our lowest priced entrees at the top. 1.6523 0.01896 1619 850 482 287
51 Welcome to Gulliver's. 1.6516 0.02240 1128 584 353 191
52 I'll just have coffee. 1.6481 0.01882 1583 820 500 263
53 Just wait until you see the bill. 1.6479 0.02085 1352 719 390 243
54 We take pride, sir, in being the only Chinese, American, Italian, French, Russian, Thai, Breakfast, Vegan, Vegetarian, and Gluten-Free restaurant in the city. 1.6472 0.01868 1522 767 525 230
55 If you want the dinner menu, I’ll need to move you to a bigger table. 1.6465 0.02307 1072 562 327 183
56 Wait till you see the bill. 1.6461 0.01950 1537 817 447 273
57 I'm sorry. We only have vegan, vegetarian, ovo-lacto, Kosher, Halal, Lenten, soy, sugar, dairy, and gluten-free options. 1.6426 0.02444 845 418 311 116
58 I regret that we had to seat your wife at a separate table. 1.6365 0.02136 1161 595 393 173
59 Have you decided,or do you need a few more hours? 1.6350 0.01978 1293 649 467 177
60 Sir, if it's not there, it's not food. 1.6342 0.02628 760 389 260 111
61 Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. 1.6335 0.02281 1124 610 316 198
62 Yes, this is a Trump restaurant. Why do you ask? 1.6303 0.02281 1209 686 284 239
63 Welcome to Amazon's first restaurant. Can I get you anything in the world? 1.6286 0.02322 1069 580 306 183
64 Coffee. 1.6273 0.02192 1159 619 353 187
65 "You'll have to step outside to see the wine list". 1.6263 0.02223 1148 620 337 191
66 Would you like to super-size that? 1.6260 0.02762 722 384 224 114
67 LARGE portions? Why do you ask? 1.6237 0.03719 380 198 127 55
68 Good morning. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.6226 0.03186 530 280 170 80
69 And for the lady? 1.6221 0.02257 1085 582 331 172
70 We're making menus great again. 1.6200 0.02491 942 522 256 164
71 Our specials are pomposity and pretentiousness. 1.6195 0.02478 904 488 272 144
72 Meatloaf - excellent choice. 1.6187 0.02319 1036 561 309 166
73 Don't let all the health disclaimers spoil your appetite. Monsieur. 1.6185 0.02768 671 349 229 93
74 People kept stealing our old menus. 1.6159 0.02306 992 525 323 144
75 I’m going to go with the buffet. 1.6159 0.02526 807 422 273 112
76 Sorry, we're out of that too. 1.6154 0.02422 988 549 270 169
77 Do you need a moment? 1.6121 0.02338 946 499 315 132
78 The chef is pro-choice. 1.6114 0.02744 700 373 226 101
79 In case you haven't noticed, we've recently expanded our menu 1.6070 0.02413 832 429 301 102
80 Sorry, we're out of everything but the eel. 1.6067 0.03381 534 309 126 99
81 We also have a large-print version if you prefer. 1.6060 0.02470 873 472 273 128
82 I recommend the buffet. 1.6047 0.02611 860 489 222 149
83 Welcome to Texas, sir. 1.6017 0.02562 836 462 245 129
84 Oh good. I don't think our chef has ever attempted that one. 1.6010 0.02868 629 338 204 87
85 Excellent choice, Sir...and would you like to Supersize that? 1.5983 0.02578 804 441 245 118
86 Do you need more time? 1.5980 0.02499 791 418 273 100
87 We now list all ingredients that may cause cancer. 1.5940 0.02568 761 408 254 99
88 Yes, he personally designed this menu right before his inauguration. 1.5928 0.02840 754 445 171 138
89 Wait till you see the bill. 1.5926 0.02798 734 421 191 122
90 Portions are smaller than they appear in the menu. 1.5924 0.02697 741 412 219 110
91 Have you decided? Or would you like another day? 1.5916 0.02592 742 398 249 95
92 That's correct, sir. Everything shown on the menu is actual size. 1.5891 0.02759 718 404 205 109
93 I'll have a Number 3, a Number 9, and two Number 2468s. 1.5883 0.02590 702 369 253 80
94 Do you have 45 minutes to hear our specials? 1.5865 0.03146 503 272 167 64
95 And do you want your receipt texted, emailed or strapped to the hood of your car? 1.5859 0.02824 681 384 195 102
96 Need a little more time? 1.5840 0.02658 673 358 237 78
97 It makes the prices look smaller. 1.5826 0.02762 666 366 212 88
98 Please read carefully as our menu options have recently changed. 1.5818 0.02765 660 362 212 86
99 Yes, items are shown are in actual size. 1.5816 0.02709 662 357 225 80
100 ...or perhaps you'd prefer our full menu? 1.5804 0.02944 653 379 169 105
101 It's all Farm to Table.....it's just a very big farm. 1.5799 0.05347 169 91 58 20
102 Turns out you actually can please everyone. 1.5788 0.02777 641 350 211 80
103 "We are best known for our off menu selection". 1.5764 0.02883 628 353 188 87
104 It's all good, but I recommend the grilled cheese sandwich. 1.5750 0.02886 607 337 191 79
105 Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. 1.5742 0.02902 613 344 186 83
106 We did that for the over 50 crowd who keep forgetting their reading glasses! 1.5732 0.03154 492 270 162 60
107 We also have 300 specials today. 1.5700 0.02986 586 333 172 81
108 I'm sorry, sir, that's not on our menu. 1.5682 0.02724 572 298 223 51
109 May I suggest something from 204-263 to start, followed by a selection within the range of 500-620. 1.5675 0.03213 467 257 155 55
110 Yes, that is a tall order. 1.5669 0.02977 568 319 176 73
111 I'm sorry but we're out of everything but the toasted cheese sandwich. 1.5667 0.03160 547 319 146 82
112 Shall I give you a moment to decide? 1.5664 0.02909 572 316 188 68
113 We've expanded our menu! 1.5639 0.03039 548 310 167 71
114 Yes, we do have a large-print version. 1.5627 0.03076 542 309 161 72
115 Another excellent choice, sir, but we are also out of that 1.5625 0.03239 544 326 130 88
116 Of course our menu changes daily. Why do you ask? 1.5619 0.03047 541 306 166 69
117 My, that's a tall order. 1.5619 0.03146 541 315 148 78
118 The portions are average size. Why do you ask ? 1.5619 0.02979 541 300 178 63
119 Would you like to make an appointment to hear our specials? 1.5616 0.03045 536 302 167 67
120 Sorry, monsieur. The advertisement said we expanded our menu, not the number of selections. 1.5613 0.04411 269 155 77 37
121 We don't have that. 1.5612 0.03067 531 300 164 67
122 In addition to Nutrition Facts, our Menu includes cow genealogy, cheese age, tomato heritage, dairy expiration, ocean of origin, and a translation for all Pennsylvania Dutch dishes. Would you like to hear our specials? 1.5610 0.03127 533 307 153 73
123 Excellent choice, sir. I'll have your menu removed shortly. 1.5602 0.02897 532 287 192 53
124 Would you like to see our full dinner menu? 1.5598 0.03211 527 310 139 78
125 Are you ready to hear about our specials? 1.5592 0.03134 524 301 153 70
126 No, I'm afraid I didn't see your wife leave either. 1.5591 0.03281 508 300 132 76
127 I will also be your Sommelier due to an unfortunate accident with the wine list. 1.5590 0.03154 517 297 151 69
128 I recommend the whale. 1.5581 0.03111 516 293 158 65
129 Our chef used to be an attorney.... 1.5562 0.03178 507 292 148 67
130 Can I start you off with an attorney, or would you like more time looking over the terms and conditions? 1.5547 0.03271 503 297 133 73
131 If you don't see it on the menu, just ask. 1.5540 0.03137 500 284 155 61
132 I believe you are safe now sir. She never saw you. 1.5516 0.03165 475 267 154 54
133 I can assure you, sir, if it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.5507 0.03313 483 285 130 68
134 The beanstalk soup is to die for. 1.5500 0.03141 480 270 156 54
135 Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? 1.5495 0.02992 475 256 177 42
136 My name is Claude and I'll be you new server; Eduardo was crushed by the wine list. 1.5487 0.03250 472 272 141 59
137 You know what's fun? Getting naked and rolling around on the braille one. 1.5485 0.03479 474 291 106 77
138 Perhaps monsieur would prefer to order from the children's menu 1.5482 0.03263 467 269 140 58
139 Would you like me to come back tomorrow? 1.5480 0.03294 469 273 135 61
140 We have no idea what the specials are. They appear at the top of the menu. 1.5478 0.03284 471 274 136 61
141 And we also have some specials that are not on the menu. 1.5474 0.03043 464 252 170 42
142 Would you like a little more time, say Tuesday? 1.5452 0.03966 299 169 97 33
143 Welcome to Mar A Lago sir. 1.5445 0.03436 461 278 115 68
144 Yes sir, that is the first time I've heard the jumbo shrimp joke. 1.5436 0.03462 447 268 115 64
145 Is my wife still sitting at this table? 1.5419 0.03380 430 249 129 52
146 And for our Surf and Turf we have a Great White Shark and Iowa. 1.5402 0.03610 435 269 97 69
147 The chef recommends the whole enchilada. 1.5395 0.03381 430 250 128 52
148 Shall I roll in the wine list? 1.5394 0.03051 432 232 167 33
149 Care to start with a little something? 1.5394 0.03255 432 244 143 45
150 #61.498 does come with fries. 1.5392 0.03212 434 243 148 43
151 By placing your order, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions as set forth in your menu. 1.5392 0.03357 434 252 130 52
152 Good evening sir. Once you agree to our disclaimers, I'd be delighted to take your order. 1.5377 0.03334 424 243 134 47
153 We don't have that. 1.5372 0.03591 417 253 104 60
154 Would you like a little more time? 1.5363 0.03130 427 234 157 36
155 Wait till you see the pepper grinder. 1.5343 0.03718 408 254 90 64
156 That's a tall order, sir. 1.5343 0.03324 408 231 136 41
157 There's a lot to digest. 1.5335 0.03427 403 233 125 45
158 The seared beef's backstory gets really interesting in Chapter Four. 1.5335 0.03637 403 245 101 57
159 It's how we keep the tourists from taking them home. 1.5335 0.03354 403 229 133 41
160 Would you like to start with something small? 1.5332 0.03420 407 236 125 46
161 We are starting a Costco to Table Movement. 1.5322 0.03630 404 246 101 57
162 Your ex is still over there. I'll give you a few more minutes. 1.5316 0.03570 395 235 110 50
163 Sorry, we don't have that tonight. 1.5313 0.03596 399 240 106 53
164 Shall I tell you about the specials? 1.5313 0.03379 399 228 130 41
165 Our guests kept stealing the menus. 1.5296 0.03481 389 226 120 43
166 I'm sorry, but we don't have that either. 1.5296 0.03345 389 219 134 36
167 We thought it was time the look of our menu was in keeping with our prices. 1.5293 0.03638 393 238 102 53
168 I'll take your order when you finish reading the eater's agreement. 1.5293 0.03584 393 235 108 50
169 Is this the whole menu? 1.5293 0.03638 393 238 102 53
170 We were having a problem with stolen menus. 1.5284 0.03564 388 230 111 47
171 Our menu writer used to work for the New Yorker. 1.5262 0.03718 382 234 95 53
172 Should I bring our large-print menu? 1.5251 0.03550 379 223 113 43
173 I know. The chef couldn't decide either. 1.5243 0.03593 370 218 110 42
174 They all come with a pickle. 1.5241 0.03585 374 221 110 43
175 How do you like our All You Can Read menu? 1.5229 0.03647 371 222 104 45
176 And pinch with two fingers to zoom out again. 1.5229 0.03687 371 224 100 47
177 I'm glad you're finding our "I left my glasses at home" menu useful sir 1.5217 0.03331 368 205 134 29
178 Is this your first time dining in Texas sir? 1.5216 0.03532 370 216 115 39
179 I recommend the blue whale. 1.5205 0.03773 365 224 92 49
180 Wait until you see the size of the check! 1.5194 0.03991 360 231 71 58
181 Well just think, I had to memorize it. 1.5193 0.03653 362 216 104 42
182 Wine list? I'll have Bruno wheel it over at once. 1.5193 0.03776 362 222 92 48
183 Is this all you've got? 1.5183 0.03728 355 214 98 43
184 We strive for quantity not quality. 1.5182 0.03733 357 216 97 44
185 It's because all the dishes now have corporate sponsors. 1.5182 0.02707 357 174 181 2
186 If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. 1.5181 0.03546 359 209 114 36
187 I'm so sorry, sir, we happen to be out of that one tonight too. 1.5172 0.03627 348 204 108 36
188 New regulations are requiring us to list all of our ingredients. 1.5171 0.03724 350 210 99 41
189 Surprise me. 1.5158 0.03883 349 217 84 48
190 First time at Chez Costco? 1.5158 0.03862 349 216 86 47
191 The selection is rather limited and the food is so-so, but the menu item descriptions made the short list for the Man Booker Prize. 1.5158 0.03457 349 198 122 29
192 Per recent legislation, we are mandated to provide the exact origin of each and every ingredient 1.5145 0.03795 344 209 93 42
193 Do you wish to supersize that, sir? 1.5145 0.03635 344 202 107 35
194 Why yes, we did expand our menu 1.5145 0.03779 346 210 94 42
195 That's a pretty tall order. 1.5144 0.03673 348 207 103 38
196 A step ladder? Excellent choice, sir. 1.5133 0.03578 339 196 112 31
197 Very good, sir. The whale is an excellent choice. 1.5133 0.03882 339 209 86 44
198 Are you ready to order, or would you like a few more days? 1.5132 0.03775 341 206 95 40
199 I recommend the petit fours if you're feeling ironic this evening. 1.5131 0.03376 343 191 128 24
200 Perhaps you’d prefer our small plates menu. 1.5118 0.03800 338 205 93 40
201 Excellent choice, and with that you get any thirteen sides. 1.5105 0.03698 333 197 102 34
202 Sir, would you like to hear our specials? 1.5104 0.03778 335 202 95 38
203 Is this your first visit to the Ulysses Room at the James Joyce Restaurant? 1.5101 0.03697 345 207 100 38
204 Would you prefer our dinner menu? 1.5076 0.03847 327 199 90 38
205 Today's special is the illusion of choice. 1.5076 0.03620 327 190 108 29
206 Do you need a minute? 1.5076 0.03706 329 195 101 33
207 The chef is pro-choice. 1.5076 0.03681 329 194 103 32
208 Only the first five lines are food, the rest was written by lawyers. 1.5076 0.03853 329 201 89 39
209 We have a few additions to the menu this evening! 1.5047 0.03816 319 192 93 34
210 Actually, sir, I don’t recommend anything. 1.5032 0.03905 312 190 87 35
211 Unfortunately that’s the only item we’ve run out of. 1.5016 0.03833 305 182 93 30
212 Do you need a few minutes? 1.5016 0.03644 307 177 106 24
213 Yes sir, we've expanded our menu. 1.5016 0.03780 311 185 96 30
214 We have a large print menu if you would prefer. 1.5016 0.04019 311 194 78 39
215 No, no, no. Of course the big menu doesn't make your hands look small. 1.5016 0.04224 313 204 61 48
216 I'll start with a step-stool or binoculars , please? 1.5000 0.04095 306 193 73 40
217 I'll have the Giraffe 1.5000 0.04274 306 200 59 47
218 We have a walk-in wine list. 1.5000 0.04035 304 189 78 37
219 The wine list will be released this weekend in IMAX 3D. 1.5000 0.03880 306 185 89 32
220 Did you see the billboard with today's specials? 1.4983 0.03963 303 186 83 34
221 Welcome to Tolstoy. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.4983 0.04230 303 196 63 44
222 What were the specials again? 1.4983 0.04072 303 190 75 38
223 If I put it down, I fear I may injure the people at the next table. 1.4983 0.04173 301 192 68 41
224 Would you prefer the audiobook, sir? 1.4967 0.04076 300 188 75 37
225 Any questions about the menu? 1.4967 0.03288 300 162 127 11
226 Are you ready to order or should I come back tomorrow? 1.4966 0.04013 298 184 80 34
227 Yes, but the portions are surprisingly small. 1.4966 0.03738 296 173 99 24
228 Welcome to Café Proust. Are you ready to order, or do you need another volume? 1.4949 0.03908 297 180 87 30
229 Take a look at the menu and I'll be back in just a few hours. 1.4949 0.03685 295 171 102 22
230 If you'd like to hear about tonight's specials, I may kill myself. 1.4949 0.04092 293 183 75 35
231 This includes all of our gluten-free, conflict-free, dairy-free, vegan, non-GMO, non-MSG, low fat, low sugar, and low carb options. 1.4949 0.04204 293 187 67 39
232 Indeed, sir, Mar-a-Lago prides itself on the largest selection in the history of the world. 1.4932 0.04073 292 182 76 34
233 Do you wish to see the complete menu? 1.4931 0.04056 288 178 78 32
234 Would you prefer a kid’s menu? 1.4914 0.03719 291 170 99 22
235 I know sir, but most of it is caloric count, disclaimers, warnings, and your rights if dissatisfied." 1.4913 0.04006 287 176 81 30
236 It’s the biggest and best menu in the city. It really is. People don’t know it but it is. It’s the best. And, the biggest. It is really is. People don’t know it. It’s fantastic. Trust me, I know.” 1.4913 0.03819 287 170 93 24
237 Trees used to create the menu were locally sourced, sir. 1.4912 0.03606 285 162 106 17
238 if you think that's big, wait 'til you see the bill. 1.4897 0.03581 292 167 107 18
239 Just wait until you see the wine list. 1.4894 0.04058 282 174 78 30
240 I recommend the jumbo shrimp. 1.4893 0.03951 280 169 85 26
241 The whole menu is tremendous this evening. 1.4891 0.03226 276 146 125 5
242 I'm sorry, but we're out of that too. 1.4891 0.04217 276 174 69 33
243 I’ll be right back with the large print version. 1.4875 0.04183 279 176 70 33
244 We are out of everything except the meat loaf. 1.4874 0.04328 277 179 61 37
245 Really? No questions? 1.4874 0.03710 277 160 99 18
246 If you find Waldo you get a free appetizer. 1.4873 0.04101 275 170 76 29
247 Sorry, sir, that's not on the menu. 1.4873 0.04228 275 174 68 33
248 We've made menus great again. 1.4873 0.04165 275 172 72 31
249 We've expanded our menu! 1.4855 0.03858 276 164 90 22
250 Yes, sir, new government mandates require us to provide the given names of all of tonight's chickens, pigs, cows, and farm-raised salmon. 1.4855 0.04217 276 175 68 33
251 A large-print menu? But of course. 1.4855 0.04340 276 179 60 37
252 Bonjour, monsieur. Bienvenue au bistro Costco. 1.4854 0.04333 274 177 61 36
253 Our most popular items are not on the menu. 1.4834 0.04242 271 172 67 32
254 If I could take just an hour of your time I'd like to tell you about our specials tonight. 1.4834 0.04144 271 169 73 29
255 Would you like a few hours to look it over before ordering? 1.4833 0.04167 269 168 72 29
256 I'm afraid we're closed now. 1.4831 0.04322 267 171 63 33
257 Welcome! My name is Joe; I'll be your page turner this evening. 1.4831 0.04223 267 168 69 30
258 Are you ready, sir, or do you need a couple of hours? 1.4812 0.03993 266 161 82 23
259 Would like a few more days? 1.4809 0.04350 262 168 62 32
260 We no longer offer small plates. 1.4809 0.04108 262 161 76 25
261 Would prefer the large print version? 1.4809 0.04316 262 167 64 31
262 Sorry, we are all out of everything except for item #1595 1.4806 0.04261 258 162 68 28
263 We have everything. Except that. 1.4802 0.04408 252 161 61 30
264 Would you prefer our full menu, instead, sir? 1.4788 0.04353 259 166 62 31
265 Sir, you did ask for the large print menu 1.4776 0.04736 201 125 56 20
266 If you prefer, we have a large-print version. 1.4769 0.04374 260 168 60 32
267 Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. 1.4767 0.04043 258 157 79 22
268 Need a little more time? 1.4766 0.04139 256 158 74 24
269 Welcome to Brobdingnagian’s, serving Lilliputians since 1726! 1.4766 0.04102 256 157 76 23
270 We also have a few specials tonight .... 1.4766 0.04065 256 156 78 22
271 Would you prefer our large print menu, sir? 1.4764 0.04487 254 166 55 33
272 May I suggest... starting off with something small. 1.4764 0.03971 254 152 83 19
273 Wait till you see our pepper mills! 1.4764 0.04163 254 157 73 24
274 Sorry, we are out of that as well 1.4762 0.03790 252 146 92 14
275 That's a tall order, it may take a while. 1.4743 0.03738 253 146 94 13
276 The third Michlen star has gone to the chef’s head. 1.4737 0.03664 247 140 97 10
277 Yes sir, the kitchen sink is available. 1.4737 0.04546 247 162 53 32
278 It makes the prices seem smaller. 1.4718 0.03955 248 148 83 17
279 All part of our continuing effort to make you feel small, sir. 1.4718 0.04459 248 161 57 30
280 It's to make up for the incredibly small portions. 1.4718 0.04310 248 157 65 26
281 Yes sir. Only one menu item but we are exceedingly proud of it. 1.4718 0.03518 248 138 103 7
282 I see you got rid of the tuna melt. 1.4711 0.04309 242 152 66 24
283 Try the veal at latitude 40.73, longitude 73.93. 1.4711 0.04427 242 155 60 27
284 Wait until Monsieur sees the check. 1.4708 0.04493 240 155 57 28
285 Welcome to Ristorante de Costco. May I take your bulk order? 1.4694 0.04348 245 156 63 26
286 And for today's specials we have... 1.4691 0.03966 243 145 82 16
287 Out the window to your right, sir, the crane operator has the wine list. 1.4689 0.04440 241 155 59 27
288 Would you like to order now, Sir, or should I stop by tomorrow? 1.4689 0.04479 241 156 57 28
289 In addition, we have the following specials.....! 1.4689 0.03529 241 134 101 6
290 The menu includes my screenplay, which is available to option. 1.4686 0.04307 239 150 66 23
291 It's our 'Dining Alone' menu. We don't want our other guests to see you. 1.4686 0.03496 239 132 102 5
292 In the spirit of equality, Mr. Trump likes to make everyones hands look small 1.4686 0.04428 239 153 60 26
293 No, we are out of that... 1.4686 0.04388 239 152 62 25
294 Number 1,457 comes with your choice of rice or potatoes. 1.4686 0.04348 239 151 64 24
295 Welcome to Chez Trump! Our special tonight is raw hyperbole on a half shell. 1.4667 0.04492 240 156 56 28
296 I've never read it myself. 1.4664 0.04360 238 151 63 24
297 May I suggest a half-bottle, sir? Your wife left twenty minutes ago. 1.4661 0.04133 236 144 74 18
298 I said, "We have a large menu." I did not say we have a large selection. 1.4661 0.04304 236 148 66 22
299 Need another minute? 1.4661 0.04387 236 150 62 24
300 Now let me tell you about our specials... 1.4655 0.04607 232 152 52 28
301 May I suggest anything at eye level? 1.4649 0.05085 185 120 44 21
302 So just the hamburger then…very good, Sir. 1.4632 0.04412 231 147 61 23
303 It's the opposite of tapas - we call it bigass. 1.4629 0.04773 229 154 44 31
304 The short-order cook quit. 1.4629 0.04568 229 149 54 26
305 I'll have the shortribs, with baby carrots and microgreens. 1.4629 0.04526 229 148 56 25
306 Wouldn't you know if? I'm afraid we're out of that one too. 1.4629 0.04483 229 147 58 24
307 Or you can download it on our free app. 1.4605 0.03996 228 136 79 13
308 Go ahead, be ironic, order the shrimp. 1.4605 0.04276 228 142 67 19
309 No sir, I can't tell if your guest has arrived either. 1.4605 0.04741 215 141 49 25
310 I'll just have water. 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
311 And for the lady... what will you be having this evening madame? 1.4602 0.03920 226 133 82 11
312 Would you like more time? 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
313 Would you like to see our asparagus-free menu? 1.4602 0.04820 226 153 42 31
314 Congratulations, Sir! Not everyone grasps the irony. 1.4602 0.04393 226 143 62 21
315 Our complete menu is online. 1.4602 0.03552 226 126 96 4
316 I recommend the filet mignon under Section 5.37, paragraph 2. 1.4602 0.04303 226 141 66 19
317 Are you ready to order, or will you need a few days to go over the menu? 1.4602 0.04482 226 145 58 23
318 Would you like some more time? 1.4598 0.04511 224 144 57 23
319 Granted, not everyone can handle our menu. 1.4598 0.04466 224 143 59 22
320 We're out of everything except the chicken. 1.4598 0.04685 224 148 49 27
321 Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. 1.4598 0.03734 224 128 89 7
322 It's now proportional to our prices and pretension. 1.4598 0.04853 224 152 41 31
323 My apologies sir, Mr. Trump made it very clear that everything must be huge. 1.4598 0.04642 224 147 51 26
324 We’re required to list all possible allergens. 1.4598 0.04894 224 153 39 32
325 Wait until you see our pepper mill. 1.4598 0.04555 224 145 55 24
326 We got tired of people stealing the menus. 1.4598 0.03569 224 125 95 4
327 Can I recommend a barrel of white wine? 1.4598 0.04466 224 143 59 22
328 Does this menu make my hands look small?" "Why no, Mr. President. 1.4598 0.04189 224 137 71 16
329 No substitutions, please. 1.4581 0.04334 227 143 64 20
330 The kitchen will be closing in ten minutes. 1.4581 0.04103 227 138 74 15
331 Waiter......I'd like 1 from row 1124 column 92, 1 from row 128 column 130, and 1 from row 117 column 224 please. 1.4578 0.03669 225 128 91 6
332 Welcome to our new Italian-Russian-Scandinavian-Thai-Korean-Brazilian-TexMex-French fusion restaurant. 1.4578 0.04361 225 142 63 20
333 Wait until you see the size of the bill. 1.4574 0.05032 223 156 32 35
334 You may have noticed, our menu has expanded. 1.4570 0.04731 221 147 47 27
335 We've expanded our menu significantly since your last visit. 1.4570 0.04463 221 141 59 21
336 That would be the map of where the beef and chicken have free range. 1.4570 0.04688 221 146 49 26
337 'Perhaps you would like something from our supersized menu?' 1.4570 0.04417 221 140 61 20
338 Kosher gluten-free nut-free dairy-free non-GMO raw paleo? Page 2, column 3. 1.4570 0.04860 221 150 41 30
339 Do you need a moment, Sir? 1.4570 0.04226 221 136 69 16
340 Is this all you have? 1.4566 0.04538 219 141 56 22
341 How are the portions? 1.4566 0.04253 219 135 68 16
342 If you’re in a hurry there’s an index on the back 1.4566 0.04350 219 137 64 18
343 Sorry, we don't have that. 1.4558 0.04455 215 136 60 19
344 Sir, I don't have all day. 1.4558 0.04524 226 147 55 24
345 It also doubles as the restroom key. 1.4554 0.04534 213 136 57 20
346 Sorry Sir, there simply wasn't enough space to include the prices. 1.4554 0.04772 213 141 47 25
347 Shall I give you a moment to decide? 1.4545 0.04476 220 141 58 21
348 It's a little-known fact that Tolstoy's real passion was cooking. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
349 Shall I gather the men together to bring the wine list? 1.4545 0.04833 220 149 42 29
350 I can get you a large print menu if you prefer. 1.4537 0.04722 216 143 48 25
351 Sir, here at the Trump Grille, the size of the menu bears no relation to the size of the owner's ego. 1.4537 0.04812 216 145 44 27
352 The dishes in the bottom left- and right-hand corners are the most popular. 1.4537 0.04812 216 145 44 27
353 This restaurant is pro choice. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
354 I'd like to order off the menu, please. 1.4537 0.03581 216 121 92 3
355 That will be $30.99 for the menu, sir. Can I get you anything else? 1.4537 0.04391 216 136 62 18
356 I don't know - - do you have anything else?? 1.4537 0.03640 216 122 90 4
357 As you see, we've expanded our menu... 1.4537 0.04033 216 129 76 11
358 I'll bring the winelist if you'll take one end. 1.4537 0.04630 216 141 52 23
359 Do you need a moment to decide? 1.4537 0.04536 216 139 56 21
360 Well sir, that's a tall order, but I think we can handle it. 1.4537 0.04292 216 134 66 16
361 So will that be a cup, a bowl, or a bucket? 1.4533 0.04469 214 136 59 19
362 You may want to stretch your legs before I take you through the specials 1.4533 0.04566 214 138 55 21
363 Oh, sorry. We're out of that. 1.4533 0.04661 214 140 51 23
364 Would you care to walk over to the wine menu? 1.4516 0.04794 217 146 44 27
365 We've just expanded our menu. 1.4516 0.04520 217 140 56 21
366 I should mention that even our menus were harvested locally from fallen redwoods. 1.4507 0.04952 213 146 38 29
367 The chef was an English major. 1.4502 0.04708 211 139 49 23
368 The usual? 1.4502 0.04942 211 144 39 28
369 Are you sure you'd like the jumbo shrimp? 1.4502 0.04803 211 141 45 25
370 Do you have half an hour to hear about our specials? 1.4498 0.04643 209 136 52 21
371 Can I tell you about our specials? 1.4498 0.04593 209 135 54 20
372 The chef is a former lawyer so there's lots of fine print! 1.4498 0.04336 209 130 64 15
373 And when you are ready, the wine list is available as an audiobook. 1.4493 0.04144 207 125 71 11
374 Relax, pal, it's just chicken done 3,467 ways. 1.4491 0.04289 216 135 65 16
375 I'll have the Giraffe 1.4483 0.03568 203 113 89 1
376 Welcome to Tolstoy's. May I take your order? 1.4471 0.04805 208 139 45 24
377 Would you like another hour to look over the menu? 1.4471 0.03715 208 119 85 4
378 Do you have anything lighter? 1.4471 0.03715 208 119 85 4
379 You should see our pepper grinders. 1.4466 0.03472 206 114 92 0
380 Yes, sir, it's our bifocal-free menu. 1.4461 0.05021 204 140 37 27
381 I see you have expanded your menu. 1.4461 0.04875 204 137 43 24
382 I regret to inform you that--while you were perusing it--the seasonal menu changed. 1.4461 0.04406 204 128 61 15
383 I'm afraid we don't have a big salad. 1.4455 0.04208 202 123 68 11
384 I recommend #1,549. 1.4455 0.03506 202 112 90 0
385 If you think that's big wait til you see our pepper grinder. 1.4444 0.03886 198 115 78 5
386 Would you like to hear about our off the menu items as well? 1.4439 0.04390 205 129 61 15
387 What chapter are the appetizers on? 1.4433 0.04582 203 131 54 18
388 Only the salmon is left. 1.4433 0.04529 203 130 56 17
389 Nobody's walked away with one yet. 1.4433 0.04420 203 128 60 15
390 May I make a little suggestion? 1.4428 0.04505 201 128 57 16
391 And for our specials not on the menu . . . 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
392 Would you like me to walk you through the menu,sir? 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
393 Trump restaurants is proud to offer the biggest menu, believe me! 1.4428 0.05173 201 141 31 29
394 In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. 1.4428 0.04977 201 137 39 25
395 Menu items may appear larger than they are. 1.4428 0.04393 201 126 61 14
396 We've been acquired by Amazon. 1.4428 0.04668 201 131 51 19
397 Wait 'til you try to pick up the check! 1.4422 0.04247 199 122 66 11
398 Have you had a chance to look over the menu yet? 1.4422 0.04064 199 119 72 8
399 That's funny. You're the first person who mentioned it. 1.4422 0.04647 199 129 52 18
400 We've recently expanded our menu. 1.4422 0.04592 199 128 54 17
401 Are there any specials this evening? 1.4422 0.04808 199 132 46 21
402 May I suggest one of our small plates? 1.4422 0.04647 199 129 52 18
403 Would Monsieur care for a ladder to consider the appetizers? 1.4422 0.04480 199 126 58 15
404 If you look closely you'll see it's really just a lot of creative ways of saying "meatloaf." 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
405 Let me get that out of your way. 1.4421 0.04686 190 122 52 16
406 The Left Side of the Menu it is then, excellent choice sir. 1.4416 0.04790 197 130 47 20
407 Do you need another minute? 1.4416 0.04625 197 127 53 17
408 Sorry, we're out of that too. 1.4416 0.04949 197 133 41 23
409 I'm sorry. We are out of that too. 1.4416 0.05001 197 134 39 24
410 Is this your first time eating at Gulliver's? 1.4406 0.04597 202 131 53 18
411 Our merlots? Allow me to grab the stepladder. 1.4400 0.04406 200 126 60 14
412 The wine list comes with a ladder. 1.4388 0.04860 196 131 44 21
413 I'm sorry sir, no substitutions. 1.4388 0.04695 196 128 50 18
414 I'll have the number six thousand two hundred and eighty four please. 1.4388 0.04966 196 133 40 23
415 There's nothing on this menu that I like. 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
416 Have you decided, or shall I go home and come back tomorrow? 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
417 Want to hear about our specials? 1.4381 0.04557 194 124 55 15
418 You're right. The Chilean sea bass is no longer on the menu. 1.4381 0.04673 194 126 51 17
419 Any questions? 1.4381 0.05004 194 132 39 23
420 If you'd like to see the drinks menu, I can bring another table. 1.4381 0.04730 194 127 49 18
421 Would you care to see the large print menu? 1.4381 0.05004 194 132 39 23
422 I'm sorry, Sir. We're just ran out of that one, too. 1.4381 0.04950 194 131 41 22
423 Welcome to Gulliver's. What may I get for you? 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
424 And would you like the wine list in bound volumes, on-line archive, or microfiche? 1.4368 0.05136 190 131 35 24
425 We're out of everything but the kale. 1.4368 0.05027 190 129 39 22
426 We include a complete biography for all our meat and fish. 1.4359 0.04822 195 130 45 20
427 Could I interest you in our small plates menu? 1.4352 0.04745 193 127 48 18
428 Yes sir, Mar A Lago has the biggest menu in the history of the world. Yes sir, one item, the Trump Special. So special. 1.4352 0.04968 193 131 40 22
429 Yes sir, we don't call it Alice's for nothing. 1.4346 0.05168 191 133 33 25
430 Would sir like to see our full menu? 1.4346 0.04950 191 129 41 21
431 Perhaps I can tell you about our specials, or perhaps not, depending on your attention span and circadian rhythms. 1.4339 0.05100 189 130 36 23
432 Welcome to “Whim.” “Our menu is designed to accommodate every possible dietary request or restriction; real, imagined or trendy. 1.4339 0.04816 189 125 46 18
433 Amazon.com is delighted to have you as a guest at our first restaurant. If you don't see anything you like on the menu, I can read you specials based on your purchasing history. 1.4339 0.04932 189 127 42 20
434 Would Monsieur prefer the tasting menu? 1.4339 0.04816 189 125 46 18
435 We're pro-choice. 1.4339 0.05209 189 132 32 25
436 May I recommend the broiled whale. 1.4332 0.03633 187 106 81 0
437 Can I get you started with a step ladder? 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
438 And would you like to hear the specials? 1.4330 0.04374 194 122 60 12
439 Excellent choice! Our five-pound tenderloin, medium grilled, our two and half gallon tub of French romane lettuce tossed with lemon garlic oil, and a five gallon bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.4326 0.04204 178 107 65 6
440 Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory. We have recently reduced our menu down to just two pages. 1.4324 0.04950 185 124 42 19
441 We also have 75 specials on offer this evening. 1.4324 0.05238 185 129 32 24
442 We were just bought out by Amazon. 1.4324 0.05009 185 125 40 20
443 And for madam? 1.4324 0.04707 185 120 50 15
444 Anything come without kale? 1.4324 0.05067 185 126 38 21
445 Do you have this in large print? 1.4324 0.04316 185 114 62 9
446 Why yes, we have merged with Amazon. How did you guess? 1.4320 0.05357 169 116 33 20
447 We specialize in simple food with long foreign names 1.4302 0.03795 179 103 75 1
448 If you want to hear tonight's specials I'd recommend another bottle of wine. 1.4286 0.04288 182 112 62 8
449 Would sir like another minute? 1.4286 0.04562 182 116 54 12
450 Don't sweat it. We're out of everything but the Pork Chops. 1.4286 0.04946 182 122 42 18
451 Would you like to start with a garden of fresh salad? 1.4286 0.04821 182 120 46 16
452 The new chef's been reading Lewis Carroll. 1.4286 0.04946 182 122 42 18
453 We're pro-choice. 1.4286 0.04884 182 121 44 17
454 Does Monsieur like our "expanded" menu? 1.4286 0.04562 182 116 54 12
455 OK, so starting with the giant prawns? 1.4286 0.04694 182 118 50 14
456 For starters, I recommend the booster seat. 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
457 Were you able to find everything? 1.4286 0.04495 182 115 56 11
458 Your wife left half an hour ago 1.4286 0.05007 182 123 40 19
459 Would you like to hear about some dishes that are not on the menu? 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
460 All food allergens have been listed...with illustrated reactions. 1.4278 0.04459 180 113 57 10
461 No - that’s not available on our lunch menu. 1.4278 0.04318 180 111 61 8
462 "We accommodate fruitarian, lacto vegetarian, ovo vegetarian, pescatarian, vegan, kosher, organic, gluten free, low fat, diabetic and low carb diets. 1.4278 0.04171 180 109 65 6
463 Everything's huge here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4278 0.04794 180 118 47 15
464 Yes, we do also have a large-print version. 1.4278 0.05047 180 122 39 19
465 'Too heavy? Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu." 1.4278 0.04922 180 120 43 17
466 May I suggest something light but in a large font? 1.4278 0.04729 180 117 49 14
467 If you think that's large, wait 'til you see the bill. 1.4278 0.05108 180 123 37 20
468 Sorry, Sir. We are out of that one. 1.4270 0.05088 178 121 38 19
469 Just wait till you see our pepper grinder. 1.4270 0.04897 178 118 44 16
470 Sorry, sir. We're out of that, too. 1.4270 0.04698 178 115 50 13
471 No substitutions. 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
472 Gluten-free? But, of course, monsieur. Items 11-15, 22-26, 33, 54, 91-123, 259-261, 455, 475, 583, 606-608, 866-868, 925-927, 1027, and 1237. What would you like? 1.4262 0.05045 183 125 38 20
473 Would you prefer the Cliff Notes? 1.4262 0.03904 183 108 72 3
474 Most people just ask for the kids menu. 1.4254 0.05024 181 123 39 19
475 Biggest menu in the world. Much larger than the one at Daniel, a failing restaurant. Sad 1.4246 0.05247 179 125 32 22
476 The chef is from Texas. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
477 I recommend 426 followed by 138 paired with 219. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
478 The dessert soufflé is cooked in an antique claw-foot bathtub and served table-side with a small oak barrel of creme anglaise. 1.4246 0.04257 179 110 62 7
479 May I suggest something from our Tex-Mex-Thai-Indo-Creole section? 1.4246 0.04939 179 120 42 17
480 You're right, Sir, that is a tall order! 1.4246 0.04745 179 117 48 14
481 I'll just have coffee. 1.4244 0.05345 172 120 31 21
482 Not only is all our new menu locally sourced, it's also extensively footnoted. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
483 Unfortunately we're out of everything but today's specials. 1.4237 0.05043 177 120 39 18
484 Do you have any specials? 1.4237 0.04914 177 118 43 16
485 Between you and me, the Chef may be compensating for his small plates. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
486 Would you like something from the lighter menu? 1.4237 0.04210 177 108 63 6
487 Welcome to Trump Tower where we have giant menus and other stupid stuff which is actually meaningless but supports the egomaniacal needs of our boss. 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
488 The best stuff is off-menu, of course. 1.4237 0.03810 177 103 73 1
489 And you're telling me none of these are gluten free? 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
490 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.4237 0.04848 177 117 45 15
491 It's modeled on Mar-a-Lago's. 1.4237 0.04714 177 115 49 13
492 And why on earth would you think we'd have jumbo prawns? 1.4220 0.05126 173 118 37 18
493 Chef Roberto recommends the chicken parm - it's not on the menu. 1.4213 0.04693 178 116 49 13
494 Our chef couldn't decide either. 1.4211 0.04966 171 114 42 15
495 Of course we have the big salad today. 1.4211 0.04050 171 102 66 3
496 The menu hasn't really changed we just added a bunch of really cool adjectives 1.4211 0.04455 171 107 56 8
497 We've gone bigly. 1.4211 0.05035 171 115 40 16
498 Today's special is 0% financing. 1.4211 0.05035 171 115 40 16
499 Sorry, no substitutions. 1.4211 0.04753 171 111 48 12
500 First time up the beanstalk? 1.4211 0.05102 171 116 38 17
501 We encourage ordering from the bottom of the menu 1.4205 0.04996 176 119 40 17
502 The chef recommends the chicken. 1.4182 0.04944 165 109 43 13
503 Well I'd like to think they're all special. 1.4182 0.05018 165 110 41 14
504 Yes, Costco does produce our menus. Why do you ask? 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
505 Actually sir, portions are smaller than they appear on your menu. 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
506 We have expanded the menu. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
507 Let's just say the chef is overcompensating for something. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
508 Would you like to see the Specials Mural? 1.4176 0.05189 170 117 35 18
509 I don't see anything I like on the menu. Can you recommend something else? 1.4176 0.04696 170 110 49 11
510 The reviews said we needed a larger menu. 1.4176 0.04983 170 114 41 15
511 Would you also like to hear about our specials? 1.4176 0.04842 170 112 45 13
512 I'm sorry, but we're out of everything except the veggie burger. 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
513 Welcome to Gulliver’s, sir. 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
514 Our new too big to fail menu. 1.4176 0.04696 170 110 49 11
515 We've expanded our menu to accommodate special diets including gluten free, vegetarian, nut free, low sodium, picky eaters... 1.4176 0.05386 170 120 29 21
516 I'm afraid that IS the Large Print Menu, Sir! 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
517 Are there any specials? 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
518 We specialize in tall orders, sir. 1.4176 0.04060 170 102 65 3
519 Oh, it's not such a big menu, Mr. President, it's just that--if I may say so--your hands are unusually small. 1.4176 0.05450 170 121 27 22
520 That's a pretty tall order. 1.4176 0.05255 170 118 33 19
521 May I suggest that tonight’s chef is overcompensating for his small portions. 1.4176 0.04913 170 113 43 14
522 Can I tempt you with a little something? 1.4176 0.04621 170 109 51 10
523 Yes...our chef is compensating for something. 1.4167 0.04257 168 103 60 5
524 Have you had a minute to look over the menu? 1.4167 0.04881 168 111 44 13
525 Do you need another minute to decide? 1.4157 0.04614 166 106 51 9
526 I'd be happy to show you the wine list, sir. Unfortunately our fork lift has broken down. 1.4157 0.04770 166 108 47 11
527 Someone can hold the menu for you for only $2.50 more. 1.4157 0.05067 166 112 39 15
528 Let me tell you our specials 1.4157 0.04994 166 111 41 14
529 It's to make our prices look smaller by comparison. 1.4152 0.04370 171 107 57 7
530 The catch of the day is blue whale. 1.4146 0.04650 164 105 50 9
531 It's the new FDA regulation to list all ingredients. 1.4146 0.04569 164 104 52 8
532 Just order the Special. 1.4146 0.05110 164 111 38 15
533 It make the prices appear smaller. 1.4132 0.05253 167 116 33 18
534 ...then the Chef said 'Go big or go home'... 1.4121 0.05157 165 113 36 16
535 It's mostly health advisories and warning labels, we really only have three menu items. 1.4121 0.05085 165 112 38 15
536 We now list the calories. 1.4121 0.04862 165 109 44 12
537 We're out of everything but the tuna salad. 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
538 Our cuisine is French-Texas fusion 1.4114 0.04762 158 102 47 9
539 Any questions? 1.4114 0.05010 158 105 41 12
540 We're out of everything except the soup. 1.4114 0.05397 158 110 31 17
541 I hope you enjoy our new expanded menu 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
542 You should see our wine list. 1.4110 0.04824 163 107 45 11
543 Our new chef's a bit indecisive. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
544 Ok, I'll ask the chef, but its a pretty tall order. 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
545 Now that’s a tall order. 1.4110 0.04902 163 108 43 12
546 Please take note of the following options as our menu has changed. 1.4110 0.05274 163 113 33 17
547 Sir, did you not ask for the 'large print' menu? 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
548 When you finish with local sourcing credits and dietary disclaimers we can move on to pedigrees and humane treatment. 1.4110 0.05554 163 117 25 21
549 Can I order off menu? 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
550 The forklift will return shortly with your wine list. 1.4099 0.05098 161 109 38 14
551 I’m sorry. We’re out of everything except the macaroni and cheese 1.4099 0.05465 161 114 28 19
552 May I recommend a few things that are off the menu? 1.4099 0.05248 161 111 34 16
553 Do you need a few more hours to decide, sir? 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
554 Good evening, and welcome to The Cheesecake Foundry. 1.4099 0.04618 161 103 50 8
555 Might I suggest something from the bottom of the menu? 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
556 Yes, sir, if you don't see anything you like, I can get you a stepladder. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
557 Wait to you see our pepper shaker. 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
558 If you prefer, it can be downloaded to your phone. 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
559 Have you decided yet or do you need a lot more time? 1.4099 0.04702 161 104 48 9
560 You'll notice that we recently expanded our menu. 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
561 I see you took the calamari off the menu. 1.4088 0.05219 159 109 35 15
562 If you can read the whole thing in less than one hour, your dinner is free. 1.4088 0.04985 159 106 41 12
563 Are you ready to order now, sir, or should I come back in an hour? 1.4088 0.05142 159 108 37 14
564 That's a really tall order. 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
565 If you don't see it, sir, I'm afraid it doesn't exist. 1.4088 0.04823 159 104 45 10
566 Would you like our large print menu? 1.4088 0.04391 159 99 55 5
567 "No, sir, we don't have a 'Big Salad'. 1.4085 0.05248 164 114 33 17
568 Welcome to Amazon Dining! I highly recommend our Prime selections. 1.4077 0.05203 130 84 39 7
569 If you don't have any afternoon plans, I'd like to tell you about our specials today. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
570 Oh, I don't know, Sir. I suppose some producers might say: 'Thank you, Pierre; what a clever way to get me to look at your screenplay.' 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
571 We also have an abridged version, but it comes without salad or bread. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
572 Read it all and you eat free. 1.4076 0.05108 157 106 38 13
573 Yes, the photos are to scale. 1.4076 0.04423 157 98 54 5
574 And for madam? 1.4076 0.04863 157 103 44 10
575 We've recently enlarged our menu. 1.4074 0.04159 162 99 60 3
576 Exuse me, what else do you have? 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
577 Perhaps you'd like to see the full menu, sir. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
578 Do you need another minute? 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
579 Would you like to see our bigly wine list as well? 1.4052 0.04584 153 97 50 6
580 I recommend the Clam Chowder, Part 5, Section 2A, Bullet Point #7. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
581 It's the menu we designed for President Trump. 1.4051 0.05465 158 112 28 18
582 We have expanded the menu. 1.4051 0.04215 158 97 58 3
583 I'm sorry - we're out of number 743. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
584 All of our steaks are Amazon Prime. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
585 Will monsieur need a ladder to check out the appetizers? 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
586 You’ll find our entrees beginning on page 153. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
587 Well, Mr. Bunyan had no problem with it. 1.4051 0.05002 158 106 40 12
588 Wait till you see our wine list. 1.4051 0.04921 158 105 42 11
589 It’s our chef’s new “farm to ego” menu. 1.4038 0.05590 156 112 25 19
590 Very good. Shall I drag out the wine list? 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
591 Just wait until you see the size of your bill. 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
592 I hope you are enjoying our big beautiful menu here at the Trump Hotel but be warned; the portions tend to be small. 1.4038 0.04527 156 99 51 6
593 Might I make a tiny suggestion? 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
594 Would you like to see the large-print menu? 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
595 We also offer a lighter menu. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
596 The chef recommends going big or going home. 1.4038 0.04963 156 104 41 11
597 My wife will be joining me shortly. Could you bring another menu ? 1.4038 0.05207 156 107 35 14
598 Yes sir, it's our new senior menu. Large print. 1.4038 0.04435 156 98 53 5
599 Would you care to hear some of our off-menu specials? 1.4038 0.04146 156 95 59 2
600 The specials are listed on the billboard outside. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
601 Do you need another day or two to make your selection? 1.4026 0.05090 154 104 38 12
602 The marinated giraffe is an excellent choice . 1.4026 0.05491 154 109 28 17
603 Can I also get a table for the wine list? 1.4026 0.04920 154 102 42 10
604 Would sir like to see our full menu? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
605 Might I suggest one of the small plates? 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
606 Would you like to share or should I bring a second menu for the lady? 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
607 We have a lighter menu if you would prefer that. 1.4026 0.04745 154 100 46 8
608 How are there still not any vegetarian options? 1.4026 0.04372 154 96 54 4
609 Welcome to Cafe de Trumpd. As you can see, we have a huge menu with overpromised entrees with little taste. 1.4026 0.05568 154 110 26 18
610 Can I take your order, or do you need a few more hours? 1.4026 0.05006 154 103 40 11
611 ...and even more amazing, Sir, they all pair with the same wine. 1.4026 0.05254 154 106 34 14
612 Yes Sir, our new environmentally friendly menu is made from 100% of a tree. 1.4026 0.05413 154 108 30 16
613 Could I see the complete wine list 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
614 I'm sorry, sir, but that's the only dish we're not serving tonight. 1.4025 0.05362 159 112 30 17
615 Welcome to Gulliver's. 1.4013 0.04874 152 100 43 9
616 The wine list? Certainly … I'll notify Logistics. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
617 We're out of entrees #3, 22 and 415. 1.4013 0.05621 152 109 25 18
618 It's to compensate for our portion sizes, sir. 1.4000 0.05434 150 105 30 15
619 Excellent choice sir. We recommend our house insulin with that. 1.4000 0.04915 150 99 42 9
620 Any specials? 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
621 And the specials are... 1.4000 0.05351 150 104 32 14
622 Actually some people's hands make our menu look quite small. 1.4000 0.05306 155 108 32 15
623 Do you need some more time with the menu? 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
624 Good news! We've expanded our menu. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
625 I'm sorry sir, but that also has spam in it. 1.3987 0.05192 153 105 35 13
626 May I tell you our specials? 1.3987 0.04668 153 99 47 7
627 Would monsieur prefer the large-print menu? 1.3974 0.05278 156 109 32 15
628 Can I take your order now or should I come back next week? 1.3974 0.05405 151 106 30 15
629 If you need more time, I can come back tomorrow. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
630 Yes, sir. But diners complained that our menu had too many pages. 1.3974 0.04979 151 101 40 10
631 I could have three of our someliers bring our wine list. 1.3960 0.05023 149 100 39 10
632 Is this your first time dining at Chez David Foster Wallace? 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
633 I recommend an appetizer to tide you over while I recite today's specials. 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
634 New laws require us to show you where your food actually comes from. 1.3960 0.04744 149 97 45 7
635 The business plan was supposed to call for a really large venue. 1.3960 0.05372 149 104 31 14
636 Number 187. An excellent choice, sir. 1.3960 0.05456 149 105 29 15
637 I'll come back when you've had more time. How's next Tuesday? 1.3960 0.05112 149 101 37 11
638 If you ask me to run down tonight's specials I'll strangle you. 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
639 Do you have any questions about tonight's menu? 1.3960 0.05538 149 106 27 16
640 A trifle, sir, compared to the wine list. 1.3960 0.04839 149 98 43 8
641 Wait until you see the size of your check! 1.3960 0.05620 149 107 25 17
642 Can I have a big salad? 1.3958 0.04749 144 93 45 6
643 Excellent choice, sir. For your side would you like baked or mashed potato or sweet potato, french fries, green, house, chef's, Greek, Cobb, spinach or salad niçoise, steamed or baked rice, mushroom fried rice, pasta with basil or herb pesto ... 1.3949 0.04586 157 102 48 7
644 Since you'll be dining alone, we thought we would humiliate you further. 1.3946 0.05592 147 105 26 16
645 I recommend the Confit de Canard, three feet down the menu, on the right. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
646 Are you ready to order now Sir or do you need another hour? 1.3946 0.04975 147 98 40 9
647 Not to worry, the portions are small. 1.3946 0.04585 147 94 48 5
648 We proudly list all ingredients--and assume you know chemistry. 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
649 See anything? 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
650 That's a very tall order. 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
651 Do you need a few more hours to look over the menu? 1.3946 0.05248 147 101 34 12
652 That's a pretty tall order sir. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
653 Any specials? 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
654 It's our only copy, so please be gentle. 1.3946 0.05068 147 99 38 10
655 ... and our soup of the day is chicken noodle. 1.3931 0.04724 145 94 45 6
656 We feature large fonts and small portions 1.3931 0.05387 145 101 31 13
657 It includes an algorithmically generated selection of all mathematically possible substitutions. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
658 We're out of everything but the Cod. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
659 Welcome to "Bigly's." 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
660 I know there are only 4 items, sir, but the list of ingredients is very impressive don't you think? 1.3931 0.05113 145 98 37 10
661 Same-ol, same-ol, sir? 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
662 I can take your menu now. The police have left. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
663 We do have a big menu; just not a large selection. 1.3919 0.05307 148 103 32 13
664 Well, sir, it makes our prices look smaller. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
665 Number 1,427....good choice sir! 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
666 Do you need more time to read the liability disclaimers or are you ready to take your chances? 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
667 You think that's big - wait till you see the bill! 1.3916 0.04330 143 89 52 2
668 We are proud that our menu includes all 350 languages spoken in the U. S. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
669 You think that's big? Wait 'til you see your bill. 1.3904 0.04597 146 94 47 5
670 Tonight's special is Trump Steak with a side of Putin-esca. 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
671 I'm afraid we're out of that as well. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
672 Just a small salad please 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
673 Need a moment? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
674 We have the largest the menu in town. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
675 We have quite a few additions to the menu tonight. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
676 While you're deciding, would you like a shoulder massage? 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
677 Of course, you could make it easier for both of us and opt for the chef's surprise. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
678 Do you have anything else? 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
679 Most people just give up and go with the prix fixe. 1.3901 0.04697 141 91 45 5
680 Very well then, Sir. I'll be back next year to take your order. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
681 Is my ex-wife still looking this way? 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
682 Because the FDA now mandates that all pictures of our meals be drawn to scale. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
683 Yes, we do have specials today, sir. I'll be back shortly with the megaphone. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
684 Sure we have a winelist, I'll get it and a ladder. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
685 I've prepared the specials as an epic poem. 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
686 I will have the nachos and a Bud Light, please. 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
687 No, we don't have a Kindle version. 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
688 I'm so sorry...we stopped serving that when we streamlined our menu. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
689 The menu changes everyday. Yesterday it was the size of a postage stamp. 1.3873 0.05081 142 96 37 9
690 And still nothing that fits my dietary restrictions. 1.3873 0.04222 142 88 53 1
691 You think the menu is big wait until I give you the check. 1.3873 0.04672 142 92 45 5
692 Yes, sir, I’m afraid the “hide the mistress” menu is rather expensive. 1.3873 0.05815 142 104 21 17
693 I can come back tomorrow if you wish, sir. 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
694 Yes, our new menu seeks to incorporate our commitment to the growing diversity of tastes in our multicultural environment. Would you like fries with that? 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
695 No, the portions are still microscopic. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
696 Do you have a couple of hours to hear today's specials? 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
697 Today’s menu is on the last page. The other pages are devoted to the chef’s cookware line and views on the current political climate. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
698 If you're having difficulty reading it, we do offer a large print version. 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
699 People want to know the story of where there food came from. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
700 Your appetizer will be right out, sir. Would you like to see the entrees? 1.3857 0.05420 140 98 30 12
701 Sorry, sir, lunch is over. I'll bring you the dinner menu. 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
702 Yes, sir, he insisted that all his resorts' menus be "huge," offering the most terrific appetizers, the classiest entrées, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
703 Our selection of salads can be found in Column 8, paragraph 3, lines 42-54. 1.3857 0.04371 140 88 50 2
704 I'm sorry sir, but our chef cannot make any exceptions to the menu. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
705 Wait till you see the dessert cart. 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
706 I'll have the One-Ton dumplings 1.3857 0.06048 140 105 16 19
707 Our specials are on the billboard at Exit 23. 1.3857 0.05787 140 102 22 16
708 Can I start you off with a little something? 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
709 any specials today? 1.3846 0.05607 143 103 25 15
710 And we have five specials not on the menu. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
711 Just wait until you see the wine list. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
712 If you have any questions about the menu, feel free to refer to the table of contents. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
713 Would you like to see the non-vegan menu instead, sir? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
714 The chef firmly believes that size DOES matter... 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
715 Can I please see the gluten free menu? 1.3841 0.05176 138 94 35 9
716 May I suggest that Sir refrains from any "Tall order" jokes as an amuse-bouche? 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
717 Sir, we have just a few hundred additions to the menu tonight. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
718 I'm sorry your wife was knocked-out by the menu. Will you be dining alone? 1.3841 0.05664 138 99 25 14
719 After you’re done with the wine list, would you care to hear the specials? 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
720 Don't worry, the portions are as small as ever. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
721 I got tired of customers borrowing my reading glasses. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
722 Do you need a few more minutes, sir? 1.3841 0.05847 138 101 21 16
723 One Number 17,263 combination platter. An excellent choice, sir. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
724 Wait 'til you see the pepper mill. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
725 I highly recommend the Paleo-friendly, vegetarian, nut-free appetizers at page 17, section 2(a)(iii). 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
726 I am sorry Sir but that is not on the menu 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
727 No substitutions. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
728 I can tell you our specials, or you can eat tonight. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
729 Think that's big? Wait until you see the bill. 1.3830 0.05099 141 96 36 9
730 It's the senior citizen large print edition menu sir! 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
731 We do have the largest menu in the city. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
732 Sorry Sir, the menu has the largest print available. Would you like to hear today's Senior Specials? 1.3824 0.05328 136 94 32 10
733 Our chef suggests that you wait for the paperback. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
734 Everything's good. 1.3817 0.05679 131 93 26 12
735 Our wine list will be here once the kitchen doors are removed sir. 1.3817 0.05359 131 90 32 9
736 Yes it is quite extensive... but, unfortunately we still don't have 'tater tots'. 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
737 I’m sorry, we don’t have that either. 1.3813 0.05812 139 102 21 16
738 Would you like to hear our list of specials? 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
739 It reflects our prices. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
740 Actually, most people prefer the buffet. 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
741 Let me tell you the seventy two specials for tonight. 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
742 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. 1.3806 0.05973 134 99 19 16
743 It's our American portions. 1.3806 0.05685 134 96 25 13
744 Wouldn't you know, Sir, that we're out of that, too. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
745 If you think our menu’s big, wait until you see the bill. 1.3796 0.04983 137 92 38 7
746 Excellent choice! I'll be right back with the binder of dressings, sauces and condiments. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
747 Yes, I do know you've read shorter novels. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
748 Does the gentleman still need more time? 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
749 Warning: Portions may be smaller than they appear. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
750 How big are the portions? 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
751 A mere reflection of the Chef's ego. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
752 For a starter, I'd recommend the giraffe 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
753 Welcome to Tolstoy's. Would you prefer the Cliff Notes version of the menu? 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
754 We're making your dining experience great again. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
755 Our new owner is Texan. 1.3788 0.04373 132 83 48 1
756 You should see our pepper grinders. 1.3788 0.05327 132 91 32 9
757 Would you like to supersize that, sir? 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
758 Don't let the menu fool you. The Trump Steak is a petite filet. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
759 I'll take the big-ass salad. 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
760 We updated from Prix Fixe to Grand Prix. 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
761 My apologies sir, our legal team recommended we enlarge the fine print. 1.3788 0.04873 132 87 40 5
762 While you look over the menu I'll start bringing out the dessert tray. 1.3786 0.04697 140 92 43 5
763 We're out of everything but grilled cheese. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
764 I think I'll just have what she is having. 1.3769 0.05267 130 89 33 8
765 We specialize in small plates. 1.3769 0.04538 130 83 45 2
766 That concludes my description of our new, expanded menu. And...oh, I'm sorry, our kitchen is now closed. 1.3769 0.05489 130 91 29 10
767 Our speciality is small plates. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
768 When you sit at the grownups table, you get the grownups menu. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
769 Sorry, we have nothing gluten-free. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
770 The chef got tired of people asking for substitutions. Now we list every possibility. 1.3759 0.04478 133 85 46 2
771 It corrects for eyes being bigger than stomachs. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
772 Would you like to supersize that order? 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
773 Is this your first time dining at Publishers Clearing House? 1.3750 0.04706 128 83 42 3
774 My I suggest the 50 oz. filet. It is the house specialty. 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
775 Actually, there is only one item listed--the rest of the menu is reserved for various governmental required warnings, available substitutions, and financing payment alternatives. 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
776 We decided to supersize the menu, not the portions. 1.3740 0.04640 131 85 43 3
777 Our clientele tends to be quite a bit older. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
778 I'll do my best, but it's a tall order! 1.3740 0.05122 131 89 35 7
779 Mr. Trump recommends ‘The World’s Biggest Meatloaf,’ served warm, without a hint of Freudian irony. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
780 Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? 1.3740 0.05455 131 92 29 10
781 How large are your portions? 1.3740 0.04765 131 86 41 4
782 Perhaps you would prefer something from volume M-R? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
783 I do believe our ad says 'biggest menu,' not 'most selections' 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
784 We've expanded our menu. Do you need more time? 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
785 My favorite? It's not on the menu. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
786 Sorry, we're all out of chicken. 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
787 Well, sir, we were tired of people asking to see the menu. Now, everyone can. 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
788 So that's one from column A and two from columns B, Q and V. 1.3740 0.04887 131 87 39 5
789 In addition to 5,000 regular items on the menu, I can tell you about our 1,700 specials. 1.3740 0.05346 131 91 31 9
790 Most people just get the waffles. 1.3740 0.05666 131 94 25 12
791 That's nothing. Wait'll you see the check. 1.3730 0.05490 126 88 29 9
792 Excellent choice, Sir. And what will the lady have? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
793 I believe the appetizer will be enough. 1.3721 0.04678 129 84 42 3
794 If you have an hour I’ll tell you the specials 1.3721 0.04272 129 81 48 0
795 I'll have coffee, black, regular. That's all. 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
796 Take your time. 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
797 Sorry, it’s either French or Thousand Island. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
798 Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
799 We're out of everything except the soup. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
800 We're having an end of year inventory clearance. 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
801 Good Evening Sir, our choices include gluten-free, organic, vegan, free-range, hormone-free, ovo-lacto vegetarian, paleo, kosher, halal and gmo-free selections! 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
802 Well, the manager is both ADA compliant and passive-aggressive. 1.3721 0.05286 129 89 32 8
803 You're safe, no one will see you with the President. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
804 Patron: "Do you have anything a little lighter?" 1.3721 0.05831 129 94 22 13
805 Would you prefer our Power Point presentation? 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
806 Entree 1,352 is my favorite. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
807 Sorry, but a new law requires that everything be printed in ten languages. 1.3721 0.04547 129 83 44 2
808 Welcome to Trump Tower restaurant. 1.3710 0.04504 124 79 44 1
809 Sir, it's been two days already. Are you sure you don't just want a recommendation? 1.3701 0.05568 127 90 27 10
810 Our menu emotionally prepares you for when you see the check. 1.3701 0.05788 127 92 23 12
811 Wait until you see our napkins. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
812 The grilled cheese is very popular. 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
813 As you can see, we've recently expanded our menu. 1.3701 0.05220 127 87 33 7
814 Hope you brought your appetite and that of everyone you know. 1.3701 0.05454 127 89 29 9
815 Might I suggest the petite filet. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
816 The wine list is currently being used as our dance floor. 1.3692 0.06094 130 98 16 16
817 What? You thought "world's biggest menu" meant we had a lot of choices? 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
818 Customers who ordered this also bought.... 1.3692 0.04249 130 82 48 0
819 You can also use it as a privacy screen. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
820 Could I have the child's menu? 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
821 That's the only thing we're out of. 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
822 Were you not listening? Did I stutter? I've been a food critic for 16 years and I ALWAYS order EVERYTHING on the menu. You think this will stop me? Bring it, you coward, I'm not afraid to die. 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
823 We used to have people walk away with the menus 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
824 But, do you have anything gluten free? 1.3680 0.04891 125 83 38 4
825 We added shrimp. 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
826 Did you think we were lying when we tweeted that the Trump Hotel has the "yoouuuuugest" menu in the world? 1.3680 0.05511 125 88 28 9
827 We have a few special items that did not fit on the menu 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
828 Should I give you a minute? 1.3680 0.04757 125 82 40 3
829 Just the soup? 1.3680 0.05740 125 90 24 11
830 We have a large menu of small plate offerings this evening... 1.3680 0.05021 125 84 36 5
831 Sir, that *is* the children's menu. 1.3680 0.05851 125 91 22 12
832 and tonight’s final chef’s special is peanut butter on white bread with a choice of one of the following 51 flavors of jelly: grape, cherry, blueberry... 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
833 Do you have an hour to hear the specials? 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
834 Sir, I apologize. It's neither a drop down or pull down menu. May I assist with closing your menu? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
835 I recommend the grilled cheese under article 12. 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
836 I believe you requested a large print menu 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
837 We're out of everything except the escargot. 1.3659 0.04361 123 78 45 0
838 After you finish the menu, I can tell you the daily special. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
839 Is this your first time at the House of 1001 Pastas? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
840 I'd like to start with a ladder. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
841 Are you ready to order or do you need a minute? 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
842 Would you prefer to see our child's menu? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
843 It's our Too Big to Fail menu! 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
844 We have a lot of older patrons. 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
845 Is this your first time dining with us at Amazon New York, sir? 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
846 The portions are actually quite small. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
847 Do you need a little time to decide? 1.3659 0.06029 123 91 19 13
848 We offer all the food that's fit to print 1.3659 0.05687 123 88 25 10
849 Sorry, we're out of that one too. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
850 Can I start you out with a few dozen appetizers? 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
851 Can I interest you in one of our small plates? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
852 I would suggest one of the small plates. 1.3659 0.05803 123 89 23 11
853 I'm sorry, but we're also out of that. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
854 I hope you brought your big wallet. 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
855 We're wheeling in the wine list momentarily. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
856 Our locally sourced farm raised entrees come with their own story. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
857 Sorry, sir, we have only tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches today. 1.3644 0.06331 118 89 15 14
858 We are famous for our large menu selections. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
859 The team is bringing the wine list. 1.3636 0.05249 121 83 32 6
860 Tonight we can offer you our expanded menu. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
861 We're out of everything but the liver and onions. 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
862 As you can see, we've expanded our menu. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
863 Can I have number 2,649? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
864 I'll be back in a few weeks to take your order. 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
865 we have 110 off the menu specials ... 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
866 Wait until you see your bill. 1.3636 0.05984 121 89 20 12
867 And how do you want your burger? 1.3636 0.05629 121 86 26 9
868 In addition, we have a few specials tonight... 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
869 May I recommend No. 1197? 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
870 Actually, sir, it only feels large because of your tiny hands. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
871 We specialize in tall orders. 1.3636 0.04545 121 78 42 1
872 Actually, we do have a few items that aren't on the menu. 1.3636 0.04839 121 80 38 3
873 Wait'll you see the peppermill! 1.3636 0.05116 121 82 34 5
874 I recommend the Burger and Fries. 1.3636 0.05750 121 87 24 10
875 That would be found only on the lunch menu. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
876 I will have the Gulliver steak 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
877 The caveat emptor is very good. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
878 Now that you've had time to look through our brunch menu, we're beginning our dinner service. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
879 Would you like a few more minutes, sir? 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
880 I'll just have a salad 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
881 It's in proportion to our prices. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
882 The Cliff notes version ...we offer Fish & Chips 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
883 Most people start with a ladder. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
884 Are you ready to order, or do you need a few more days to decide? 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
885 Yes, Sir, we have expanded the menu. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
886 Just wait till you see the portions. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
887 The legal department redrafted the menu recently! 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
888 The Cliff Notes version is more easily digested. 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
889 The cheapest items are on top of the menu. 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
890 No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
891 Yes, but it is only one page. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
892 And did you notice our specials billboard out front? 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
893 Would you prefer the large print menu? 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
894 Good evening sir. May I suggest a magnum of wine while you peruse the menu? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
895 Have you eaten with us since we expanded our menu? 1.3613 0.05935 119 87 21 11
896 Do you have any small plates? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
897 I recommend the No. 4,571. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
898 For starters, sir, I recommend the Caprese Salad with a balsamic menu reduction. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
899 All our shrimp are jumbo, sir. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
900 Yes sir, we're required to show the nutritional values and calorie count on the menu. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
901 We were rated 4 stars by Overeaters Anonymous. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
902 The chef eez... how do you say... overcompensating. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
903 When I said we literally have the largest seafood menu in town, I literally meant that we literally have the largest seafood menu in town. 1.3613 0.06054 119 88 19 12
904 But do you have any vegan options? 1.3613 0.05301 119 82 31 6
905 The terms and conditions are on the other side. 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
906 After a brief intermission, I'll finish reading the specials. 1.3613 0.05814 119 86 23 10
907 I’m still deciding. Could you come back next week? 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
908 Would you like another hour to decide, sir? 1.3613 0.05165 119 81 33 5
909 Before you order, we have a few specials. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
910 Management calls it portion intimidation. 1.3613 0.04422 119 76 43 0
911 "Do you have any specials today"? 1.3607 0.05827 122 89 22 11
912 And how would you like your alphabet soup, sir: Ariel, Courier or Times New Roman? 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
913 See anything you like? 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
914 Would you like to hear today’s specials? 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
915 I'll just take a water, please. 1.3607 0.06056 122 91 18 13
916 Would you like to hear the specials again? 1.3607 0.05214 122 84 32 6
917 We're sold out of everything on the bottom of the menu 1.3607 0.05590 122 87 26 9
918 I'm sorry sir, but we do not allow substitutions. 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
919 The petit filet? Excellent choice! 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
920 Could you please repeat today's specials again? 1.3590 0.04454 117 75 42 0
921 And that is why we only have tables for one. 1.3590 0.05073 117 79 34 4
922 No, it's not a real menu monsieur, but we enjoy making you look foolish. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
923 Many of our regular customers really love number 1,263. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
924 I'll have the petit filet 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
925 Our new Healthy Menu is MUCH shorter! 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
926 Try the shrimp, they're ironic. 1.3583 0.05773 120 87 23 10
927 If I may recommend sir, starting with item 178 followed by item 436. And the dessert item 724 has been especially well received. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
928 All of our entrées come with a soup and a hernia. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
929 What a great suggestion Sir, I'll have the chef add that to the menu! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
930 If you would care to see the adult menu, please follow me around back 1.3583 0.04396 120 77 43 0
931 Sorry, we only serve wine by the barrel! 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
932 May I suggest #1029? 1.3583 0.05131 120 82 33 5
933 Honestly everything is excellent. 1.3571 0.05930 112 81 22 9
934 Do you have one in English? 1.3565 0.04486 115 74 41 0
935 If you have a few hours I'd like to tell you about tonight's 'specials' 1.3565 0.04970 115 77 35 3
936 We find it makes the check look small. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
937 Those are the mortality tables associated with consuming each item. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
938 Our chef has a compulsive need to please everyone. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
939 I have four men bringing in the wine list right now sir. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
940 The owner thinks that a large menu explains why his hands look small. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
941 In case you're wondering, the tip should be proportional to the size of the menu. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
942 Tell me about the specials 1.3559 0.05039 118 80 34 4
943 If you think the menu is big, just wait until you get the check. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
944 I'm afraid you can't order anything off the menu. There ISN'T anything off the menu. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
945 I don't know, do you have any specials? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
946 I highly recommend the binoculars. 1.3559 0.05838 118 86 22 10
947 Wait till you see the size of your bill! 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
948 Do you have any questions about the menu? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
949 Welcome to 'Tolstoy's'. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
950 Would you like to hear the specials?Shouldn't take more than an hour 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
951 Would you like to hear the wine list? No? Thank God. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
952 Would you like a few more days, sir? 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
953 The moment you walked through the door, I could tell you were a man of distinction, a real big spender. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
954 You think the menu is huge? Wait until you see the check. 1.3559 0.05961 118 87 20 11
955 If there's nothing on there that looks good, we do have another menu. 1.3559 0.05712 118 85 24 9
956 We felt it had to match the prices. 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
957 You've really expanded your menu. 1.3559 0.05318 118 82 30 6
958 I'LL HAVE THE MAC & CHEESE... 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
959 I need a magnifying glass 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
960 Yes. Very good, sir. Yuuge. We get a lot of that here at Mar-a-Lago. 1.3554 0.06195 121 92 15 14
961 No sir, you can't order off the menu. 1.3545 0.04761 110 72 37 1
962 That's a tall order, if I may say so, Sir. 1.3534 0.06153 116 87 17 12
963 Sir, this IS the portion controlled menu. 1.3534 0.05511 116 82 27 7
964 Just wait until you see how big the bill is. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
965 Now, we are out of chicken, steak, pork, and fish.... 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
966 Take all the time you need. I'll check back in about a week. 1.3534 0.05645 116 83 25 8
967 We have an unrivaled selection of words 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
968 The chef has quite a vocabulary. 1.3534 0.05086 116 79 33 4
969 Nobody has a bigger menu than Trump Tower Grille, sir. 1.3534 0.06030 116 86 19 11
970 And we proudly have prices to match. 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
971 Our special tonight is a petite sirloin. Ha, ha, I kid you, sir... 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
972 I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
973 We are currently out of all selections appearing near the bottom of the menu. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
974 After you decide on an appetizer, I'll bring you our entree menu. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
975 You're gonna need a bigger pad 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
976 That's a very tall order. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
977 Let me guess. . . you are going to need some more time? 1.3509 0.05135 114 78 32 4
978 You did request the large print, sir. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
979 I'll be back in a couple of weeks. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
980 We're known for our menus. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
981 And today's specials are flashing on the Jumbotron by the kitchen. 1.3509 0.05842 114 83 22 9
982 As you can see, we've expanded the menu, sir. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
983 A la Carte, Sir....everything's a la carte. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
984 Need another minute? 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
985 Good choice sir! 1.3509 0.04490 114 74 40 0
986 Would you care to hear the specials ? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
987 Now you can better see why we had your wife sit over there. 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
988 Chef is protesting the new minimalist cuisine in his own subtle way. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
989 Why yes, everything does come with bacon. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
990 My, that's a tall order. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
991 Would you like fries with that? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
992 You should see our wine list. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
993 We feel as though a picture is worth a thousand words. 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
994 The irony is the portions are really small. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
995 Look at it this way: if it's not on the menu - it's free! 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
996 You will find the food items at the bottom below government warnings, disclaimers and our arbitration agreement. 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
997 Fine. I'll just have the special. 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
998 For starters, I recommend the back brace. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
999 Would you like to super-size your meal? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1000 Are you ready or do you need a few more hours? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1001 Hello, my name is Leo, and I'll be your speed reader this evening. 1.3486 0.05275 109 75 30 4
1002 That IS the large-print edition, sir. Perhaps you would prefer the Braille. 1.3486 0.05111 109 74 32 3
1003 Very good sir. The forklift with the wine list will be here presently. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1004 The jumbo shrimp...excellent choice. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1005 What wouldn't you recommend? 1.3482 0.05027 112 76 33 3
1006 Are you ready to order now or would you like a few more hours to decide? 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1007 It makes the check appear not nearly so big. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1008 Just so you know, we are out of seventeen of the soups. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1009 ...and if monsieur would care to see the wine list, it's outside, leaning against the parking garage. 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1010 If you are ready to order I will signal the crane operator. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1011 Sir, this is a Trump hotel restaurant. We do not have a smaller menu. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1012 Everything is on the menu. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1013 Today's special is blood of an Englishman. 1.3482 0.04865 112 75 35 2
1014 Are we ready to order, or do we need another few hours? 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1015 The specials are on the board. 1.3482 0.06176 112 84 17 11
1016 Yes sir, everything is good. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
1017 It also doubles as a screen for private parties 1.3482 0.05910 112 82 21 9
1018 Soup options are on page 18, section 42, line 9, box B. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
1019 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see the small plates menu? 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1020 Our customers were complaining about the fine print. 1.3482 0.05772 112 81 23 8
1021 We're out of everything except chicken nuggets. 1.3455 0.06384 110 84 14 12
1022 Wait till you see our to go boxes. 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1023 I asked for your food menu not the list of failed executive orders of the President. 1.3455 0.06252 110 83 16 11
1024 Just wait until you see the bill. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1025 How are the portions? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1026 Very good choice sir however I am afraid kitchen closed 4 hours ago! 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1027 Yes sir, the wine menu is separate. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1028 May I suggest something off our new expanded menu? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1029 Do you just have...like...a cheeseburger? 1.3455 0.05393 110 77 28 5
1030 would you also like to hear what isn't on the menu? 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1031 I'd bring you the wine list but my sciatica prevents me. 1.3455 0.05839 110 80 22 8
1032 That's nothing, wait until you see the bill! 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
1033 Yep, we're out of that, too. You don't really think we have all this stuff available, do you? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1034 All you can read menu. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1035 Our special is a petite filet mignon with baby squash. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1036 Oh we don’t cook here anymore. Amazon delivers the food. 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1037 Don't see anything you like? How about a grilled cheese? Would you like a fuckin' grilled cheese sandwich? 1.3455 0.06514 110 85 12 13
1038 Would you also like to see our small plates menu, sir? 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1039 Wait until you see the size of the bill. 1.3455 0.05980 110 81 20 9
1040 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1041 May I suggest you leave room for dessert. 1.3451 0.05299 113 79 29 5
1042 I assure you! Our prices justify its size. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1043 Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few days? 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1044 Are these the only craft beers you have? 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1045 If you need more time, I can come back next week. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1046 Sorry, we don't have that. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1047 Of course sir, I will bring a children’s menu at once. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1048 If you care to see the wine list, I'll have to get the ladder from the back. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1049 The wine list? I'll have the forklift operator bring it out at once. 1.3451 0.05589 113 81 25 7
1050 No sir, we don't have that either. 1.3451 0.05865 113 83 21 9
1051 Have you got 20 minutes to hear today’s specials? 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
1052 Yes, objects on the menu may be closer that they appear. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
1053 I see you found the five dollar bottle of wine special hidden in the corner. 1.3434 0.06447 99 74 16 9
1054 Should I come back in two hours when you've decided? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1055 I recommend the things at the top. I'll get you a ladder. 1.3429 0.05552 105 74 26 5
1056 Should I give you a few days? 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1057 Our slogan is - if you don't see something you like, you're not really hungry. 1.3426 0.04588 108 71 37 0
1058 We have 87 specials tonight. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1059 Would you like a large-print menu? 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1060 I'll have chef Aristophane's ''lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drimupo­trimmato­silphio­karabomelito­katakechumeno­kichlepi­kossuphophatto­peri­steralektruonopto­kephallio­kigklopeleio­lagóio­siraio­baphètragano­pterugón'' stew. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1061 Do you need a few hours? 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
1062 I'm sorry but we're out of everything except the creamed chipped beef. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1063 This IS the gluten-free menu. 1.3426 0.04773 108 72 35 1
1064 It's our new menu, as now approved by our attorneys. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1065 Do you need more time? 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1066 I will now tell you our 32 specials for this evening... 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1067 Wait until you see the size of the check! 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
1068 I am sorry Senator, the owner of Mar-a-Lago dictates what menus we use. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1069 I beg your pardon, sir. I thought you requested our gluten-free menu. 1.3426 0.04588 108 71 37 0
1070 I have a few more suggestions from the chef. 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1071 Would you prefer our dinner menu? 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1072 That's a tall order, sir. 1.3423 0.06334 111 85 14 12
1073 Yes, we are farm-to-table. But, it's always summer somewhere. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1074 Yeah, wait til you see the bill. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1075 It's all inclusive. 1.3398 0.05614 103 73 25 5
1076 And how would you like your eggs? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1077 We've recently enlarged our menu. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1078 Is monsieur ready to order, or would you like a few more hours? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1079 We also have a 30% zoom option, if you prefer. 1.3396 0.04812 106 71 34 1
1080 We also cater to the hearing impaired. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1081 The customers complain less when they feel inadequate. 1.3396 0.04995 106 72 32 2
1082 Just water please. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1083 Of course if you don't see anything you like, we can fix something special. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1084 Cover charge? Why do you ask? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1085 Ooh, I'm sorry, we are out of that as well. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1086 Can I start you off with some binoculars? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1087 Can you please give me a couple more minutes? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1088 Take your time. I'll come back later tonight for your order. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1089 Just point to what you want. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1090 On the flip side, the food itself is totally underwhelming. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1091 What really sets us apart is the size of our menu. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1092 Mr. Trump insists that everything at Mar-A-Lago be HUGE. 1.3396 0.06126 106 79 18 9
1093 If you have a half hour I can read the specials. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1094 That's correct, sir, we serve the whole cow. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1095 Would you care to start with a step ladder? 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1096 We specialize in tall orders, sir. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1097 Well that's a pretty tall order 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1098 It's a big list when you bring the farm to the table." 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1099 Our special tonight is the 256-ounce Porterhouse steak. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1100 Actually it's the same menu, but with the calorie counts and a list of trending allergens. 1.3396 0.05172 106 73 30 3
1101 If you prefer, you can always order off menu 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1102 Sir, have you had a chance to look at the menu? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1103 We source globally. 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1104 I'm fairly certain that's not on the menu. 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1105 May I recommend the whale? 1.3396 0.05978 106 78 20 8
1106 The special tonight is a continental plate. 1.3394 0.05714 109 79 23 7
1107 Sir, may I tell you about our dinner specials? 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1108 You'll notice that a large number of NBA players favor this establishment. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1109 Such tiny hands. 1.3394 0.06004 109 81 19 9
1110 A lot has changed since The Cheesecake Factory moved into the neighborhood. 1.3393 0.05888 112 83 20 9
1111 Do you have anything without kale in it? 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1112 The specials are on the billboard across the road 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1113 You might want to hear our off menu items. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1114 Do you have avocado toast? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1115 We're out of everything but the hamburger. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1116 What would you suggest? 1.3366 0.05317 101 70 28 3
1117 Our chef sees himself as a giant of the industry. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1118 I recommend the Cheeseburger. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1119 And how would you like that defrosted? 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1120 I would recommend the petite filet. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1121 Grilled cheese? Very good, Sir! 1.3366 0.04726 101 67 34 0
1122 I'll have a cup of coffee. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1123 The mac and cheese is quite popular. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
1124 And our specials are on the Jumbotron. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1125 Unfortunately, we've just run out of that too, Sir. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1126 I'll have a cheeseburger, please. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1127 Welcome to Goliath's. 1.3366 0.05500 101 71 26 4
1128 Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1129 Would you like to hear about our specials for this evening? 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1130 We just merged with the Cheesecake Factory. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1131 If you have an hour, I can also tell you our specials. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1132 By placing an order, you are deemed to have accepted all terms and conditions. 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1133 Will the Terms & Conditions also be adhered by the trout? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1134 I'd go for the mac n' cheese. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1135 Kind of a tall order, wouldn't you say? 1.3365 0.05223 104 72 29 3
1136 Would you prefer the prix fixe menu? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1137 ..and in addition let me first tell you today’s appetizer specials. 1.3365 0.05041 104 71 31 2
1138 Tonight's special is the Blue Ox a l'Orange. 1.3365 0.04656 104 69 35 0
1139 Red or white? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1140 You won't find a more thorough undercooked shellfish warning in the tri-state area. 1.3365 0.06352 104 79 15 10
1141 That's a pretty tall order, but I'll ask the Chef. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1142 “ Will monsieur prefer to order from the childrens menu”? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1143 Those are today's specials. Would you like to look at the regular menu? 1.3365 0.04656 104 69 35 0
1144 I'll just have the soup. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1145 Are you ready now sir, or do you need another fortnight? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1146 We feel the large menu compensates for our small portions. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1147 Our restaurant was bought out by Amazon last month. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1148 I'm sorry, we don't have anything gluten-free. 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1149 Have you had a chance to look over the menu? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1150 Shall I supersize that? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1151 Don't be fooled, sir. The portions are quite small. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1152 I can come back if you need a few more hours. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1153 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the small plates menu after all? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1154 Are you ready to hear our specials? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1155 And how is the kitchen sink prepared? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1156 If you haven't been here for awhile, you may have noticed we've added a few items to our menu. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1157 Welcome to Costco Bistro; may I take your order? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1158 If you can read the whole thing in less than 20 minutes, your meal is free! 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1159 We also offer the world's longest salad bar. 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1160 Trust me -- get the half portion. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1161 Let me pull up a chair and I'll tell you about today's specials. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1162 Let me tell you today's specials. 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1163 And shall I wheel out the wine list? 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1164 Would you like another day to look it over? 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1165 Yes, as you might expect, the portions are very large. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1166 Yes sir, the large print menu is only available during the Early Bird Special. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1167 And the electrocardiogram is complimentary. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1168 Do you need a few more hours? 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1169 That's fine, take your time. I'm come back in two days. 1.3364 0.05133 107 74 30 3
1170 We have found that the new format has cut down on menu theft by 46%. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1171 Too big to fail. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1172 Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1173 What's big this week? 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1174 It's our expanded menu. 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1175 Are you sure you want to see the wine list, sir? 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1176 Yes sir, the Number 3,271 is an excellent choice. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1177 I'm afraid to ask for the wine list 1.3364 0.05780 107 78 22 7
1178 We're proud of our craft beer selections. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1179 The dessert menu? You think you want the dessert menu? Son, you can't handle the dessert menu! 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1180 Shall I wheel in the wine list? 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1181 Well, sir, it's a tall order but the chef ought to be able to come up with something. 1.3364 0.04589 107 71 36 0
1182 Yes sir, President Trump has mandated we bring back the supersize menu 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1183 Yes sir, we do offer "gluten-free", "gluten-filled", "low fat", "high fat", "organic", "inorganic", "sustainable", "farm-to-table", "low carb", "high carb", "pale" annnnnd "who gives a fuck?". 1.3364 0.06221 107 81 16 10
1184 Your Wine List will arrive as soon as the forklift is available. 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1185 If nothing on the menu is to your liking, Sir, it will only take a half hour to tell you about tonight’s specials. 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1186 It's our senior-print menu. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1187 Wait until you see the size of the portions. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1188 How long do you think you will need? 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1189 Do you have time to hear the specials? 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1190 Yes, there is alot you can do with pasta. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1191 Do you need a few more hours? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1192 I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of everything except the mac and cheese. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1193 This is a French restaurant so everything is big and pretentious. 1.3333 0.05561 99 70 25 4
1194 Are we ready to order or shall I come back in a few hours? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1195 Yes, but you would be surprised at how few we lose. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1196 The whaleducken, please. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1197 That IS our Lite Menu, Sir 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1198 Our new menu writer is a big Joyce fan. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1199 I believe it was Mr. Trump's idea. 1.3333 0.06585 102 79 12 11
1200 $20 ALL YOU CAN READ 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1201 Let me tell you about tonight's specials. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1202 Would you like me to supersize that for you sir? 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1203 We repurposed the original doors. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1204 As you can see, sir, we've expanded our menu significantly since you were last here. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1205 I'm sure you would love dish #2036! 1.3333 0.05275 102 71 28 3
1206 We're well known for our extraordinarily haute cuisine. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1207 Most people request our Lighter Menu. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1208 Would you care to see the specials. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1209 Could I order something off menu? 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1210 You'll need to come out to the warehouse to peruse the wine list, sir. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1211 Chef could not decide between Southern, Creole, Caribbean, TexMex, French, Italian, European, Basque, Mediterranean, Szechuan, Hunan, Thai, Indian, Vegetarian, Vegan, or Paleo, so we have them all. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1212 All you can eat" is so cliche. We prefer "all you can read. 1.3333 0.04691 102 68 34 0
1213 We use a big, local font. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1214 She left just as you got to the entrées. 1.3333 0.04691 102 68 34 0
1215 " We found that patrons find the life-size illustrations quite helpful. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.3333 0.06126 102 76 18 8
1216 Don't worry sir. The portions are small. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1217 Allow me to recite a few items not on the menu. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1218 But sir, you asked for a large-print menu! 1.3333 0.06283 102 77 16 9
1219 Are you sure my ex can't see me from the bar now? 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1220 I'm not quite ready to order yet. Could you come back tomorrow? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1221 Do you need another couple dozen minutes? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1222 It's 2017. You really should use our digital menu. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1223 I'll be back in an hour to take your order 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1224 The critics suggested we enlarge the menu. 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1225 Our collusion with Russia denials are not quite ready, sir, but I can bring you some half-baked if you'd like. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1226 Excellent choice, sir. 1.3333 0.05456 102 72 26 4
1227 I see you chose the War and Peace menu. I recommend one of the 1917 varieties of Chicken Kiev. 1.3333 0.05631 102 73 24 5
1228 And the wine list? 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1229 On the other hand, the chef recommends the cheese omelet. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1230 We're out of everything but the flounder. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1231 Amex? I'm sorry, sir, we only accept giant novelty checks. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1232 Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials? 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1233 Do you need another hour? 1.3301 0.05412 103 73 26 4
1234 I'll have the jumbo shrimp. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1235 I'm waiting. 1.3301 0.06230 103 78 16 9
1236 Sir, if you can’t find anything on the menu to your liking, might I suggest you kill yourself. 1.3301 0.05917 103 76 20 7
1237 I recommend skipping ahead to the ending 1.3299 0.04799 97 65 32 0
1238 Each dish is named after a Cleveland Browns starting quaterback 1.3299 0.04799 97 65 32 0
1239 These days, we have to compete with Amazon. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1240 The, "Printed in the USA by J. M. Williams Company," is not actually a sandwich, Sir. 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
1241 I see you've postponed cataract surgery again, Mr. Bledsoe. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1242 I'm afraid if it's not on the menu, then it doesn't exist. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1243 May I recommend something from the Lighter Fare? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1244 And would you like to supersize that order, Sir? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1245 Trust me - you won't be needing those glasses..... 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1246 We were able to lure our Executive Chef away from the Cheesecake Factory. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1247 Please sign at the bottom that you've read and accepted our disclaimers. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1248 I'll be back tomorrow to take your order. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1249 If you skip to chapter 11, section 3 part F, you'll see our soup options 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1250 In light of 2017's sensitivity, here is an our menu without showing a preference to carnivores, vegans, ethnicity, wine region discrimination, or pronouns. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1251 You don't even have to ask, sir. The answer is, yes, we have that. 1.3267 0.06617 101 79 11 11
1252 May I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1253 For premier customers, we have an annotated version. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1254 The large menu helps prepare you for the check's amount. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1255 ...and yes, our chef has a huge ego 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1256 Ahh! The 128-oz sirloin. An excellent choice! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1257 In this lighting we're told it helps. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1258 Is the Green Giant cooking tonight? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1259 No, sir, we don't have fish on the menu. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1260 We also do have a number of specials, sir. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1261 Yes, we do have children's menu.... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1262 Your complaint about the small font size has been noted sir. Are you ready to order? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1263 Indeed, sir. The chef has truly outdone himself this evening. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1264 And lastly, there's the All-You-Can-Eat special... 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1265 The specials are at the top, Sir. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1266 Tonight's specials are petit pois, petit fours and our wine is a fine Petite Syrah. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1267 Our food is mediocre. We wanted to excel in something. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1268 Do you need a few more hours or are you ready to order? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1269 If you think the menu is overcompensating, wait until you see the owner's Twitter feed. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1270 'Just tap water, please' 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1271 I'd like to take an hour to tell you about our specials which are not on the menu tonight. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1272 Very well sir. I’ll be back in three hours to take your order. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1273 Very well, that will be the seventeen pound filet and a cask of house Chablis. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1274 We also have a few dozen specials. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1275 Nothing can ever be "too big to fail" for you, sir. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1276 If you don't see what you want, ask for it. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1277 Need a little time to decide? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1278 May I recommend the bottom three items? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1279 Two cheeseburgers and one Pepsi it is, sir. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1280 No sir, there are bigger menus in Texas, I believe 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1281 If you think the menu’s big, wait till I bring the bill... 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1282 Oh I know it's clumsy but it quickly ended our menu-souvenir problem 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1283 So, you want a #4563, a #7345, medium rare, and a side of #2657. Would you like pommes frites with that?" 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1284 That's nothing- just wait until you see the check. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1285 Before you order, sir, I will tell you tonight's 147 specials. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1286 Well, the bottom of the menu is very popular, sir. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1287 The pictures are life size. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1288 Ready to order or should I come back in two hours? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1289 Does Monsieur have any questions about the menu? 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1290 Welcome to the all-day diner. Shall we start with breakfast? 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1291 Would you like to see the large-print menu? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1292 we also have several off-menu specials this evening. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1293 How much time do you have this evening to hear our specials? 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1294 The beauty is there's NO fine print. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1295 No sir. It's not a joke. It's our new vegan menu. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1296 Would you like to supersize your order, sir? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1297 Can I start you off with a jug of wine? 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1298 I'm sorry, sir, but none of those dishes are available tonight. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1299 We're out of the 79,561 tonight --- but the 67,713 is also very good. 1.3267 0.06310 101 77 15 9
1300 Do you need a few minutes? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1301 Should I bring you a booster seat? 1.3267 0.05095 101 70 29 2
1302 Sorry, only what's on the menu. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1303 We are renowned for our wide variety! Now, let me tell you about our specials... 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1304 Ironically, we only serve small plates. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1305 And, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint to finish? 1.3267 0.06465 101 78 13 10
1306 Allow me to delineate every item on our menu with a small degree of fuss and a tad of embellishment. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1307 Do you need any help with the menu? 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1308 We got tired of people ordering off menu items. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1309 Would you like that regular or supersized? 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1310 No problem. I'll check back in a few hours. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1311 How are the portion sizes? 1.3267 0.04897 101 69 31 1
1312 Yes, we've just recently expanded our menu. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1313 We have some specials tonight that aren't on the menu... 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1314 That's a rather tall order but I'll see what I can do. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1315 This is, after all, Texas. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1316 I'm afraid we're out of a few hundred things. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1317 Sir, love is not on the menu 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1318 I'd recommend the cheeseburger, sir. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1319 Yes, but the portions are small. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1320 Do you have any off-menu items? 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
1321 Welcome to the Trump International! Pardon the oversize menus: the proprietor insisted the old ones were too small for his hands. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1322 We've got a little bit of everything. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1323 We're out of just about everything. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1324 Now cover one eye and read the appetizers. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1325 Actually sir, we're out of everything except the meatloaf. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1326 Dinner is free if we don't have what you want. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1327 May I give you a tour of the menu? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1328 Yes sir, that’s just part of what makes this the biggest, best attended, and better than any previous administration’s State Department dinner. 1.3232 0.06553 99 77 12 10
1329 Do you have any gluten free options? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1330 Do you think the gold lettering is too much? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1331 Sir, forgive me, but you asked for the ‘big boy’ menu. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1332 Do you have a glutton free menu? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1333 Do you have this in large print? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1334 As you requested señor, our special American dessert menu. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1335 The large menu really makes up for the small portion sizes. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1336 We've discovered that our customer's eyes are bigger than their stomachs. 1.3232 0.06393 99 76 14 9
1337 Are you finding the large-print menu easier to read? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1338 It's our new small plates menu 1.3232 0.04938 99 68 30 1
1339 Don't worry sir, the jumbo shrimp appetizer will be more than enough for one. 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1340 Shall I super-size it? 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1341 No. What makes you think our cuisine would be heavy? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1342 No worries, sir. I can come back tomorrow. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1343 Would you like to see the children's menu? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1344 We're out of today's special. Would you care to see our regular menu? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1345 It was the only way to keep all our chefs happy, after the merger. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1346 Can I read you the specials? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1347 In addition, would you like to hear the specials? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1348 Would you like to hear about today's specials? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1349 Now let me tell you about our specials... 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1350 Do you allow substitutions? 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1351 I will have the mini quesadillas. 1.3232 0.04938 99 68 30 1
1352 Do you need more time, sir? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1353 And if you're interested in the passenger pigeon with foie gras, we have one left. 1.3232 0.06230 99 75 16 8
1354 Would you like me to tell you about tonight's specials that are not included on the menu? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1355 May I suggest our number 83 ? 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1356 Actually, special orders do upset us. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1357 Sorry, nothing on the menu is vegetarian. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1358 Is there anything without gluten? 1.3232 0.05142 99 69 28 2
1359 I'll be back tomorrow night to take your order! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1360 Sir in the fine print it clearly says 'No Substitutions'. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1361 Now, would you like to see our list of the specials of the day. 1.3232 0.05890 99 73 20 6
1362 No order too tall sir. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1363 Perhaps you would like to order from our dinner menu? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1364 Have we decided, or would you like another hour? 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1365 The wine list is coming by fork-lift. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1366 Well sir, we may not have the best food, but we have a most ambitious chef. 1.3232 0.05339 99 70 26 3
1367 If you don’t see anything you like, I’m sure our chef can rustle something up. 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1368 And that comes with baby carrots and mini cauliflower. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1369 Are you ready to order, or shall I come back next week? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1370 I'm so sorry, we are out of that as well. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1371 You'll love our small plates. 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1372 We have just one big price, too. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1373 We're out of everything except the macaroni and cheese. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
1374 I recommend the ham and cheese sandwich. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1375 I'm sorry sir but we don't "just have a little something." 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1376 Just a plain cheese pizza, please. 1.3229 0.05235 96 67 27 2
1377 No I haven’t made up my mind yet! 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1378 Would you like to try the 3D experience for two dollars more? 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1379 ...so just the cup of tea? 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1380 What are your specials? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1381 Welcome to Mar a Large-o! May I fake your order? 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1382 Just a test to make sure you'll be able to handle the bill. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1383 It's for our customers whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs... 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1384 My eyesight isn't very good. Do you have a large print menu by any chance? 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1385 Sorry, sir, we only have one entree left this evening. 1.3200 0.06495 100 78 12 10
1386 But the portions are small. 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1387 Would sir care to see this year's specials? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1388 We're out of everything. 1.3200 0.06176 100 76 16 8
1389 I’m sorry, we are out of that item as well. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1390 We have American portions, too. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1391 Sorry sir, happy hour just ended, can we wheel in the dinner menu. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1392 Would you like the large-print version? 1.3196 0.06643 97 76 11 10
1393 Do you care to hear about this evening's specials? We have quite a few that aren't listed on the menu. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1394 We also have a second volume of our daily specials. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1395 No worries, the portions are more in keeping with the table top. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1396 Yes, the chef did add a few new items to the menu. Why do you ask? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1397 Wait until you see the size of your check! 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1398 Sir, you're the one who mentioned that your eyes were bigger than your stomach. 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1399 Would you like to hear the specials too? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
1400 I'd like the children's menu, please. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1401 We believe it compensates for our small portions. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1402 I see you've expanded the menu 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1403 In addition to tonight's menu, we have 458 special items that may interest you. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1404 Room for dessert? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1405 If you have an hour to spare, I'll tell you about to tonight's specials. 1.3196 0.06479 97 75 13 9
1406 Ah, yes, the single chickpea, excellent choice. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1407 May I tell you our specials? 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1408 Our specials this evening include a much smaller menu and a more competent server. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1409 And for the sixteenth course may I recommend... 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1410 The forklift with the wine list is on its way 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
1411 Can I start you with an amusing little step ladder? 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
1412 I'm sorry, we're out of that. And just about everything else. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
1413 I will need another minute. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
1414 How does the prime rib's portion size compare to its font size? 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1415 Would you like the big cheque now? 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
1416 Sure the plates are small but we are big on presentation. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1417 Do you want to hear our specials? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
1418 Do you have any specials that aren’t listed? 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1419 Just how jumbo is the jumbo shrimp? 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1420 So, would you like to hear our specials of the day in addition to the menu 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
1421 The giant salad and a gallon of iced tea? Very good, monsieur. 1.3168 0.05437 101 73 24 4
1422 I highly recommend the jumbo shrimp. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1423 You did ask for a large print menu. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1424 What our menu lacks in subtlety it makes up for in price. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1425 Finally, we have menus large enough to accommodate our prices. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1426 Do you want fries with that burger? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1427 'Is the mammoth fresh or frozen?" 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1428 Would messieur like to hear about our 42,000 specials this evening....? 1.3158 0.06737 95 75 10 10
1429 So sorry, I'm afraid we're fresh out of special number 1,312. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1430 I recommend the small plates 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1431 Yes Sir, they're all Gluten free. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1432 We're hoping your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1433 I see you added the prices. 1.3158 0.04794 95 65 30 0
1434 The portions are actually quite small. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1435 Wait until you see the portion sizes 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1436 Very good, sir, but I must say, that is one tall order. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1437 I'm sorry, there's no ordering off the menu. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
1438 Do you have 10 minutes to hear Today's Specials? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1439 Yes, I can get you the large print menu, sir.... 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1440 It is big, it's the portions that got small 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1441 How did you print this? 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1442 Would you like to know our specials? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1443 Why is the wine glass so small? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1444 Patrons kept insisting on raw and minimalist, so Chef decided to swap the old menu for a wholesalers’ produce catalogue and stop cooking all together; the individual kale leaves are highly recommend- page 42, middle column, 8th row from the top. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1445 I must warn you, the portions are quite small. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1446 That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1447 If it's not on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1448 You’ll be most impressed with our dessert menu. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1449 The chef had a really productive morning foraging today. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1450 These are our gluten free options. Would you like to see our vegan menu next? 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1451 For dessert our menu writer Proust recommends a madeleine. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1452 Perhaps you would prefer our tapas menu. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1453 It's a new strategy. Larger menus, smaller portions. 1.3158 0.06396 95 73 14 8
1454 Save room for dessert 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1455 Here at Trump Grille, we believe in quantity, not quality. I'll give you another hour to decide. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1456 May I suggest the grilled whale with plankton? 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
1457 Good evening, sir. Do you need a few more hours? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1458 Why yes, I do agree it's a bit unwieldy, but how else can we fit in the calorie counts? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1459 Yes, I can have the a la carte menu rolled out if you wish. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1460 We are the only Brobdingnagian restaurant in town. 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
1461 I assure you, no request is too large here, sir. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
1462 We enlarged the type for some of our older patrons. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
1463 You should see our extensive wine list. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
1464 I'll have the cheese sandwhich 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1465 You should see the chef 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1466 How big is your smallest serving? 1.3152 0.05338 92 65 25 2
1467 Oddly, I don't see Jumbo Shrimp. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
1468 And may I also wish you a great big Texas welcome sir. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
1469 I'll have the elephant brisket and a barrel of your house red. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1470 We believe in large fonts here at Mr. Magoo's. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1471 We also have many specials tonight that I would love to tell you about. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1472 I'm sorry, sir, we're out of everything. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1473 All of the items are to scale. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1474 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1475 Wait until you see the bill "Actually this is nothing, wait until you see the bill. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1476 In addition we also have nine chef's specials this evening. 1.3125 0.04981 96 67 28 1
1477 Shall we begin with an incredibly generous appetizer? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1478 Would you care to hear the specials, Monsieur? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1479 How big are your portions? 1.3118 0.05292 93 66 25 2
1480 For anything you don't finish, we offer an elephant bag. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1481 Yes, there is a small fee for time spent reading the menu. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1482 Would you like a few hours to peruse the menu, Sir? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1483 We call it our “Grand Prix Fixe”. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1484 And our specials... 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1485 Nothing is off OUR menu 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1486 I would recommend any of our small plates 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1487 We also have the movie version if you'd like to see that instead. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1488 Tonight's menu is also available in a large print format 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1489 May I suggest the 396-course tasting menu? 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1490 Are the binoculars extra? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1491 I’ll have to ask the chef... That’s an extremely tall order. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1492 ...but I still can't see the prices. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1493 Welcome to Amazon Bistro. Tonight's special is Prime rib. Sorry, no substitutions allowed. If you can't find it on the menu, it doesn't exist. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1494 The chef has been working really hard to expand our menu. 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1495 All our menus are genetically modified. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1496 Tell the chef I am gluten free , a vegan , no nuts, hold the beets , avoid stone fruits , no salt , no red wine , no capers , no truffles, no vinegar, no onions. avoid garlic and dressing on the side ,Theatre at eight. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1497 Why don't you look it up, sir? That's why a culinary dictionary is included in the menu. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1498 Yes, thank you for noticing. We have enlarged our menu. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1499 Would you like a bit more time with the menu? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1500 Yes we have one, but the print is tiny. 1.3118 0.05066 93 65 27 1
1501 Take your time, sir. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1502 If it's not on there, we probably don't have it. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1503 In the new nouvelle cuisine, we compensate for the tiny portions with a really huge menu! 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1504 Take your time. It's a big menu. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1505 would you like to see our specials for tonight as well, sir? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1506 Would you like to hear our specials this evening? 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1507 You want gluten free? Then you want our larger menu. 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
1508 Will you need another hour? 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1509 The desserts start on column H row 137. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
1510 I'd recommend the chicken. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
1511 May I suggest a nice Chateauneuf-de-pape with your franks and beans? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1512 And have you heard about our 'Shelters for the Homeless' initiative? 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1513 It makes the portions look bigger. 1.3085 0.06422 94 73 13 8
1514 Where did you hide my wife? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
1515 May I start you off with a beverage and a ladder, or a pair of field glasses? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1516 And what would you like from the adult menu? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1517 Indeed, a very different perspective since Chef Gulliver landed on our shores. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1518 The wine list will become available as soon as the skywriter has refueled. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1519 Sir, are you ready to order?...or do you need another hour. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1520 If you read the small print, I think you'll find that gratuity is not included. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1521 It's for those patrons whose eyes are bigger than the stomachs. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1522 Pardon me, but does the chef accommodate requests? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1523 You think that's big, wait until you see the bill. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1524 "I recommend the Big Salad". 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1525 Sir, I assure you the portions are modest 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1526 Sorry, we don't have that tonight. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1527 Yes, sir. Mr. Trump designed the menu, too. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1528 All of our specials today come with a side of beef. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1529 Yes, sir; the All-You-Can-Read special, then? 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1530 I can assure you sir, I think you'll be more than satisfied with the portion size 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1531 May I suggest the jumbo shrimp, sir? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1532 Sorry, but we're out of everything except chicken noodle soup. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1533 May I suggest the footnote rare. 1.3077 0.04865 91 63 28 0
1534 Nope. Sorry, we do not serve that either. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1535 Yes sir, the squids are also giant. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1536 And, would Sir like to see the wine menu? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1537 So, how big is the duck? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1538 Might I suggest a ladder? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1539 Oh, I think everything on it tastes like chicken. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1540 May I suggest one of our small plates? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1541 Mostly, to keep away short-fingered vulgarians. 1.3077 0.06756 91 72 10 9
1542 Our motto is 'more is less.' 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1543 Would you prefer to order from the drop down menu? 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1544 That's a tall order, sir. But then all the orders we get are tall orders. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1545 This is a TRUMP restaurant, sir! 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1546 Are you ready to order or do you need another hour? 1.3077 0.05110 91 64 26 1
1547 And we have a very extensive wine list. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1548 Take your time. I'll be back in an hour. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1549 ...and the dessert table arrives on flatbed trailer. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1550 Yes, a concordance is available towards the back, sir. 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1551 Shrimp? Really? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1552 Yes, sir. I assure you that's our full menu. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1553 I will include your complaint in the whine list 1.3077 0.05990 91 68 18 5
1554 If you don't see it on the menu it doesn't exist. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1555 If you cannot decide, sir, would you like to see our supplemental menu? 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1556 When you're ready, I'll have a fork lift bring the dessert menu. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1557 It helps us justify the prices. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1558 It makes the prices look smaller. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1559 I think I will just have the big salad. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1560 Would you like to see the complete menu? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1561 I'll be back in a couple of hours to take your order. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1562 I told you " No matter how big the menu is, I can't read French " 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1563 This is our new Chris Christie selection. 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1564 Anything with your small salad? 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
1565 We're having a clearance sale. 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1566 We also have off-menu specials, if you have the time to hear them. 1.3077 0.04865 91 63 28 0
1567 Yes sir, ONE BIG SALAD and...... 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
1568 Monsieur, from our extensive menu by far our best meal is cheeseburger and fries. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1569 Would you rather see the children's menu, sir? 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1570 Shall I bring you the large print version, sir? 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1571 Our web page clearly states we are famous for our large menu 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1572 It's our way of preparing you for the bill. 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1573 Welcome to Costco Restaurant, would you like to know the specials? 1.3077 0.06573 91 71 12 8
1574 You should see the cutlery 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1575 I'd start with the Jumbo shrimp cocktail. You won't be disappointed. 1.3068 0.05447 88 63 23 2
1576 I'll come back in a few hours to take your order. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1577 Would you like me to come back in few hours? 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1578 Perhaps we could direct you to our buffet 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1579 May I recommend the chef's selection of small plates? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
1580 You should see the size of the check. 1.3043 0.06510 92 72 12 8
1581 If this impresses you, wait until you see your check. 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1582 Some find our menu intimidating. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1583 Wait till you see the dessert cart. 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
1584 I'll have the burger with fries. 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
1585 If you have any questions, I'll be here all night. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1586 And now I'll run quickly through our 62 off-menu specials tonight. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1587 We offer rental binoculars if you care to view the Appetizers listing. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1588 Perhaps you would prefer the regular-print version? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1589 Wait until you see the dessert menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1590 It's the director's cut. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1591 That's what she said. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1592 For your enjoyment, we have included the life history, with photographs, for each animal, fowl and fish featured on tonight's menu. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1593 Don’t worry, sir — the portions are minuscule. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1594 I'll bet you thought we were exaggerating when you read about our "huge menu' on our website. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1595 Maybe you'd be more comfortable with our kids' menu? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1596 Yes, the pictures are true to size. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1597 Do you need another twenty minutes? 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1598 We emphasize quantity over quality. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1599 For only 99 cents, you can download it on your e-reader. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1600 Ah, the truffle-accented tub of lard. Excellent choice. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1601 Our special tonight is smallmouth bass or petite filet mignon, with a dollop of rice, and baby carrots. Half salad on the side. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1602 Excellent choice. And if you follow me, I will take you to our wine menu in the next room. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1603 Wait till you see the pepper grinder. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1604 Deal with it. We renamed this place 'Gulliver's' yesterday. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1605 Welcome to Gulliver's. My name is Jonathan and I'll be your server tonight. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1606 We're renowned for the size of our menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1607 Would you prefer to see our small plates menu instead? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1608 Do you like our new font size? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1609 For the fortune cookie, do you want a mallet or the standard ball-peen? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1610 We're making our restaurant great again by going bigly. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1611 An excellent choice! Let me get you the wine menu... 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1612 Just between us, I think the chef is over-compensating for the portion size. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1613 I'll have the wine list for you when the forklift is available. 1.3034 0.06667 89 70 11 8
1614 We’re maximizing the choosing experience. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1615 “ Bear in mind that we do specialize in big game”. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1616 My apology. This is just the children’s menu. Let me get you the correct menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1617 Most of our older clientele appreciate the large typeface. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1618 I'll have to go get a couple more guys to bring you the wine menu. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1619 So, what is the chef compensating for? 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1620 Great choice! I'll just let you hang on to that for now. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1621 Finally a menu for those with eyes bigger than their stomach. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1622 The wine list is being unloaded from the truck. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1623 I see you've added more items to the menu. Give me a few more hours. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
1624 Each à la carte is served on an actual cart. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1625 I assumed it would be a tall order. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1626 Perhaps monsieur would care to super-size that? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1627 One of each? That's a tall order. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1628 It's our little way of helping everyone who forgets their reading glasses. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1629 We call it "font friendly dining" 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1630 Do you have all day to hear our specials? 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1631 Oh you are right that is just the kids menu, my mistake! 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1632 We hope you will like our new, expanded menu. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1633 "This is our special 'all you can read' menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1634 It's printed on 100% recycled redwood. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1635 May I recommend number 1,734 A, B or J. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1636 And as you can see, we've expanded our menu. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1637 Hungry? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1638 I'm sure you've noticed that we're the premiere French-Italian-Mediterranean-Brazilian-Ethiopian-Dim Sum-Thai-Bohemian fusion restaurant in Midtown. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1639 I'll have the burger. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1640 I'll have the big salad. 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
1641 We do offer a constrained choice set for the naive diner." 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1642 we have an extensive menu 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1643 It serves 50. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1644 You should see our dessert menu. 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1645 Just the jumbo shrimp then, sir? 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1646 As advertised, we have the biggest menu in town 1.3034 0.05851 89 66 19 4
1647 Mac and cheese and a strawberry milkshake. Excellent choice sir. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
1648 Is this your first visit to The Presbyopian? 1.3034 0.06856 89 71 9 9
1649 May I recommend the small plates? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1650 I am sorry sir, but grilled cheese is not a big menu item. 1.3023 0.06631 86 67 12 7
1651 Would you like to supersize your order, sir? 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
1652 You should see the take out menu. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
1653 May I suggest the 1,225 course War and Peace tasting menu? 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1654 Our specials tonight are everything 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1655 I’ll take Combo Meal #1,753,928? 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1656 Of course our menu is huge -- size matters. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1657 It’s for diners who can’t read the menu due to our poor lighting. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1658 Good evening sir. I’m Thomas and I’ll be your server tonight. At your leisure browse our menu and after you have read the Yelp reviews I’ll be back to take your order. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1659 That really is a tall order sir. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1660 Our chef has expanded the menu. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1661 It now has all the items that you suggested last week. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1662 Wait till you see the size of your bill! 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1663 The chef grinds bones to make the bread. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1664 That's quite a tall order, Sir 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1665 If you have 5 minutes, I'd like to run through today's specials for you. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1666 You did ask for the large print menu . 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
1667 Chef Paul came back from France with a lot of new ideas, 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1668 We have to justify the outrageous prices. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1669 'Sorry Sir, we're out of the lasagne as well'. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1670 And for our specials... 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1671 Would sir care to hear about our specials? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1672 Sir, can I tell you about today's specials? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1673 You want the children's menu? 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1674 Yes Sir, the descriptions are rather detailed. 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1675 Would you care for the wine list? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1676 I just thought you might need a bigger print. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1677 Make a guess.. They're all just some kind of pasta . 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1678 That's right, sir, we only serve lasagna, but a big lasagna. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1679 If you'd like to see our wine list, I'll need to get the forklift. 1.2989 0.06764 87 69 10 8
1680 I'm sorry. That menu is reserved for large parties. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1681 I'm so sorry, sir, but we're out of the chicken pot pie. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1682 Welcome to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1683 Would Sir like another month, or is he ready to order? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1684 Would you care to view our wine billboard this evening? 1.2989 0.05451 87 63 22 2
1685 Don't worry, we are not compensating for anything 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1686 Ours is a pro-choice restaurant, with an emphasis on choice. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1687 The team delivering the desert menu will follow the main course. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1688 How good is your decision making ? 1.2989 0.05200 87 62 24 1
1689 Now, let me tell you about today's specials. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1690 A bowl of Cheerios with 2% milk and sliced bananas—very good, Sir. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1691 What's the chef compensating for?" "Don't ask! 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1692 This is the Brexit Menu. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1693 I just don't see anything that grabs me. Do you have any specials? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1694 Of course we give doggie bags. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1695 It’s a combination menu, wine list and copy of our business plan. Its available in digital format, also 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1696 Yes, we have distance glasses. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1697 The small plates are off this week. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1698 I'll have the short ribs. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1699 Everything is a la cart-load, sir 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1700 Will you be paying cash, credit or cryptocurrency? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1701 And here are tonight's specials 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1702 And does Sir have enough energy for the wine list? 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
1703 Apologies, monsieur, but to get that third star they said we needed a more expansive menu. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1704 It's the Cliffs Notes of the Cheesecake Factory's menu. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1705 Do you need a few more minutes? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1706 Monsieur we also have 98 specials this evening and may I show you our wine encyclopedia? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1707 It's not on the menu, but we have also have a mastodon steak. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1708 Just wait until you see the portion sizes. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1709 Today's specials are on a billboard outside. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1710 I hope you have a big appetite. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1711 Marcel, Didier and Michel will be along shortly with the Wine List. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1712 Our patrons are mostly elderly and always forgetting their reading glasses. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1713 And our pescitarian options are on quadrant C5. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1714 Did you have any questions about our expanded menu? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1715 Is this your first time dining with us at The Cheesecake Factory? 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1716 If the gentleman has an hour, I can tell him about tonight's specials. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1717 I'd like to order off the menu. 1.2989 0.06563 87 68 12 7
1718 Have you had a chance to decide sir, or do you need another minute? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1719 Would you like to hear our list of specials for tonight? 1.2989 0.06959 87 70 8 9
1720 I'll have the mini crab cakes. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1721 or we have the burger and beer for $13.95 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1722 It's all you can eat. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1723 Small plates? There on the top left. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1724 Would you like me to come back in an hour, sir? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1725 The menu is huge, but the portions are still tiny. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1726 You'll just have coffee? 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1727 The menu makes up for our small portions. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1728 And how would you like your hamburger cooked? 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1729 I just came for the all you can eat buffet. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1730 Our small plates are on page 254. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1731 Rest assured sir, the portions are tiny. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1732 We were just bought by Publisher's Clearing House. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1733 The special tonight is a hamburger with fries 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1734 May I suggest the big red with your meal? 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1735 I apologize for the weight. 1.2976 0.06728 84 66 11 7
1736 The hamburger is very popular. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
1737 I'll have number 257.43 1.2976 0.06938 84 67 9 8
1738 We put in every possible combination to keep people from asking for substitutions. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1739 Do you also have a take out menu? I have my truck around the back. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1740 Would you prefer to see our "small plates" menu? 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1741 Here at Counter Intuitive, our specialty is small plates. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
1742 No I'm afraid we don't serve that. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1743 Actually, the portions are quite small. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
1744 May I suggest the petite steak served with baby peas and tater tots? 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
1745 As you may notice we've significantly expanded our menu. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1746 Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1747 We also have children’s portions. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1748 The menu ees like ze ego of our chef. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1749 Yes, I know there are only four items, but it's still the biggest menu in town! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1750 I'll have the whole cow please. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1751 Size matters here. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1752 Any questions about the menu? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1753 Would you like to see the children's menu? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1754 Oh I'm soooo sorry. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the children's menu? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1755 We have quite a few specials this evening. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1756 I recommend the Moose, its quite sizable 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1757 Well, you did ask for our large-print menu, sir. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1758 May I recommend the Brontosaurus en Brochette? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1759 May I bring you the wine catalog? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1760 How big are the shrimp, you ask? Yes, the shrimp are big. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1761 What's the soup of the day? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1762 'Our new chef wanted to expand the menu.' 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1763 For my starter I'll have a pair of stilts! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1764 It's recycled paper so the chef believes it shows our commitment to sustainability. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1765 You'll notice that our menu has expanded. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1766 We like to ensure that our diners can order bigly. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1767 Are you ready to hear our specials? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1768 It's not on the menu, but we also offer as sides, roasted asparagus, rosemary potatoes, garlic broccolini ... 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1769 I’m not ready yet; could you come back in five years? 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1770 Of course, our menu is enlarged to show texture. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1771 The Chef has small hands 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1772 No doggie bags, but we do have elephant bags. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1773 If you want to look at our specials I'll have a couple of our menu bearers bring it out. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1774 You should see the one they have at Trump Tower. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1775 We also have an extensive wine list. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1776 Yes, we do have a large print menu. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1777 At this restaurant, sir, you are living large! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1778 Yes, it's all small plates. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1779 We're looking for a chef, but until then, we do have a great menu. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1780 Because here we believe that ~size matters.~ 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1781 .....then our chef suddenly said, "the hell with all this 'small plates' crap." 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1782 To tell the truth... we are just trying to make up for our small plates. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1783 You want to super size it? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1784 Which ranch would you like your steak from, Sir? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1785 Any questions on the menu? 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1786 Would you like the kids menu? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1787 Yes, the bill is too. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1788 ... so that the chef's mother can read it without her spectacles. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1789 Wait til you see the mushrooms. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1790 The mini-pizza is our specialty. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1791 I'm confused. We always ordered the Chef Special #437 and I don't see it. Can we order it off menu? 1.2941 0.04971 85 60 25 0
1792 Are the food items displayed actual size? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1793 The chef couldn't make up his mind. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1794 Does the gentleman need more time, or perhaps a ladder? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1795 I see you have already had your glass of "drink me." 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1796 We decided to super-size our menu. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1797 Wait until you get the bill. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1798 We repurposed it from an old Trump executive order. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1799 You can see that we feature a large menu of small plates. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1800 Perhaps you'd like to know that the only thing that we're not out of is number 97. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1801 Actually, I don't have room for dessert. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1802 Yes, it is a large menu 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1803 Would you like a few more minutes? 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1804 Would you like to hear the specials that are not on the menu? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1805 Would you be interested in hearing what are specials are today? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1806 No worries. Our doggie bags have wheels. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1807 "I'm sorry, sir, we're out of that too. May I suggest the special? 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1808 As you can see, we accommodate all dietary restrictions. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1809 Tonight's special is the jumbo shrimp. 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1810 Would you like to hear about our 137 specials tonight? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1811 Braised whale is our feature this evening. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1812 A number 2? ... no Sir that is just the page number ... 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1813 ...yes , a glass of beer , and a ladder . 1.2941 0.05246 85 61 23 1
1814 Our forklift will be bringing the wine list, sir. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1815 No, the menu is the same... We just added calorie counts, glutten free items, non-GMO and organizing ingredients, probiotic cultures, and counties of origin. Will you take your regular meal? 1.2941 0.06865 85 68 9 8
1816 If you’re looking for dessert, I can give you the binoculars. 1.2941 0.05506 85 62 21 2
1817 Yes Sir, our owner is a politician! 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1818 Will Sir be starting with the whimsical little step stool or the full extension ladder? 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1819 For today's special, we're offering a burger with fries. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1820 Would you like to hear about our specials tonight? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1821 And what would you like on your burger? 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1822 Or I could recite it. But I don't think either of us wants that. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1823 I'll just have a small salad. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1824 And how rare would you like that front quarter cooked? 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1825 No, sir, these are only the hors d'oeuvre, but I’ll have the list of entrées hoisted in immediately. 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1826 May I tempt you with an easel? 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1827 Sir, if you need any help with the menu, my name is Merriam. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1828 A flatbed trailer with the wine list will be along presently. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1829 Perhaps you'd prefer a children's menu. 1.2927 0.05345 82 59 22 1
1830 And for our amuse-bouche, today we have a petit porc roulet.... 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1831 Each ingredient has an intriguing backstory. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1832 Might I suggest the steak, which is simply supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1833 If I may offer a suggestion, order the tiny bay shrimp. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
1834 It helps justify our prices. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1835 So you’ll have number 1828. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
1836 Welcome to Texas Grill. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1837 Sorry, we're out of petite déjeuner. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1838 It’s designed to be in proportion with the check, lessens the shock. 1.2899 0.06229 69 51 16 2
1839 The tiny, unreadable type? Those are the prices. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1840 In addition to the items on the menu, we also have 155 specials which I would like to tell you about. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1841 We didn't want to make it brighter in here, so we increased the font size. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1842 I recommend the smaller menu. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1843 Sorry- that's only on our lunch menu. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1844 The chef is overcompensating for his small portions 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1845 Have you decided what you want for breakfast yet? We'll be serving dinner soon. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1846 Okay ... That's one step ladder 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1847 I can recommend the ladder. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1848 How do you like our new expanded menu? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1849 We borrowed our menus from the White House. We're hoping they are only temporary. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1850 Have you decided what you want or would you like a few weeks? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1851 Our patrons prefer not to bring reading glasses to dinner 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1852 I’m sorry that we don’t currently have that on the menu, sir, but I will certainly inform the chef for future consideration. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1853 It's to make up for the small portions. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1854 In an surprise twist the portions are actually quite small. 1.2892 0.05292 83 60 22 1
1855 Does it seem odd? Well, we haven't had any menus stolen since. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1856 I'll have the #475 please. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1857 The Usual? Excellent choice. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1858 Oui monsieur. From the fusion cuisine comes the inevitable explosion cuisine. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1859 How’s the jumbo shrimp tonight? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1860 We also have a number of specials. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1861 Chef has expanded the menu. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1862 This is our menu for customers without dietary restrictions. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1863 Did you leave room for the dessert menu? 1.2892 0.05007 83 59 24 0
1864 Sorry sir, we don’t offer small plates. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1865 The checks as are just as big. 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1866 But it takes only twenty minutes to hear our highlight specials of the day. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1867 We were recently bought out by Costco 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1868 Have you had a chance to look over the menu or should I give you a few hours? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1869 Which type of avocado toast will it be, sir? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1870 As you can see, we have a large menu, and my recommendation would be the meal for one on page 7 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1871 Yes Monsieur we have a very extensive Wine Menu. If you would be so kind as to follow me into the next room. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1872 As our clientele grew older they kept demanding larger & larger print. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1873 Welcome to the Myopia. My name is Fred, and I will be your server tonight. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1874 Perhaps you'd prefer our light menu? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1875 Do you want to start alphabetically or numerically. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1876 I have heard our menu can be a little intimidating. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1877 Wait 'til you hear the specials of the day. 1.2892 0.05007 83 59 24 0
1878 Wait 'till you see our wine selection. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1879 Sorry Sir we don't have anything else. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1880 We thought you might appreciate a bit more privacy, sir--some of our diners are rich and famous, and nowadays, alas, thoroughly despicable. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1881 We are so proud to have the largest menu in the city! 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1882 I recommend everything! 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1883 Yes, the portions are large. Why do you ask? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1884 Might I recommend the delightful 12-point Garamond? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1885 Do you have any questions about the menu? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1886 Actually, sir, we"re out of everything. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1887 Would you like to hear today's additions to our menu? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1888 Ah! Monsignor has found our new American menu to be very impressive! Non? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1889 Do you have a menu with large print ? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1890 Sir, you have our Chef's recommendations. Would you prefer the full menu? 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
1891 No, it’s not false advertising. It’s true we don’t have the most food items to choose from. All we advertised was we have the biggest menu. 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1892 Full disclosure requires us to list any and all pertinent information about each item on our menu. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1893 Anything else? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1894 Why yes, we did expand our menu 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1895 May I tell you about tonight's off-the-menu specials? 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1896 Yes, but the servings are small. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1897 Sorry about your small hands, but we need the big menu to make American fare great again! 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1898 Yes, but it is still shorter than a New Yorker issue! 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1899 Sir, the chef, use to be a staff writer at The New Yorker. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
1900 Why are the prices so high? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1901 Welcome to Cafe Exponential, sir. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1902 I know there are only three items. Consider it a tease. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1903 "I'm sorry, Sir. We don't have that". 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1904 Yes, those are the actual portion sizes! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1905 I can ask the chef, but I think that's going to be a tall order, Monsieur. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1906 Yes, our entrees are relatively small. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1907 It's to make up for the small portions. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1908 Sorry we're out of the Iceberg lettuce too 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
1909 Jumbo shrimp....excellent choice sir 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1910 I'll just have a a hot dog. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1911 We're out of everything but the kale. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
1912 I'll bring you the executive summary right away, sir. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1913 Don't worry about it, sir. You wouldn't believe how many of our senior guests forget their glasses. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1914 I’ll have something from the small plates selections. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1915 I will have a number 26,708 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1916 You'll notice we've expanded our menu. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1917 Of course we serve Napoleons! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1918 It's not on the menu, but I'll talk to the chef. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
1919 No, the portions are quite small, but your bill will be huge! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1920 Most popular today is the bread. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1921 The owner's motto is bigly is better. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1922 We're out of everything except the pot roast. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1923 Perhaps monsieur would like to hear our long list of specials! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1924 No, the portion size is the inverse. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1925 The usual, please. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1926 Would the Chef be offended if I said that there was nothing to my taste? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1927 We also have some specials today, monsieur. Would you like to hear about them? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1928 that makes up for the tiny portions 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1929 Make it easy on yourself. Don't order a la carte. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1930 Amazon bought us. Page 18 has a Mongolian cinnamon noodle that'll set your hair on fire! 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1931 So you want the number 839293, would you like that mild, medium, or spicy? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1932 Would you like a Guinness? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1933 Do you want to see the specials? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1934 Our cuisine is a fusion of German, French, Italian, Thai, Japanese, Nigerian, Hungarian, Cajun, Mediterranean... 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1935 Does sir need a little more time to order? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1936 Our tasting menu is quite extensive this week. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1937 I can speak louder if you're hard of hearing as well. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1938 For some reason, menu thefts went way down. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1939 Do you need a few more minutes? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1940 If you'd like crackers with your tea, we have a separate menu! 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1941 The check will come via aircraft carrier. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1942 And you want it like the menu, overdone. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1943 Let me list our specials, sir. It'll take about forty-five minutes. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1944 I had no idea there were o many way to prepare Schnitzel. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1945 Shall I wheel in the wine menu first? 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1946 The jumbo shrimp wrapped in elephant ears, an excellent choice sir. Our forklift will be by to take your menu. 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1947 Could I trouble you for a magnifying glass? 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1948 Can you get me a ladder so I can see the appetizers? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1949 The Executive Order requires us to make everyone's hands look small. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1950 I'll be right back with the Specials menu. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1951 Would you prefer the a la carte menu? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1952 "May I suggest 'War and Pizza'"? 1.2840 0.06857 81 65 9 7
1953 Our food is of such quality a font size increase was necessary! 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1954 and Mrs, what will you be having? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1955 Excellent choice. And if you're thinking ahead to dessert, I'll reserve a forklift. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1956 The chef thinks big. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1957 If you need more time, I can come back in a couple hours. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1958 May I suggest the laser eye surgery? 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1959 You think that's big, you should see our to go boxes! 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1960 we also offer wine by the barrel 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1961 May I also have the wine list? 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1962 These are all the chef's mishaps. The items at eye level are edible. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1963 I'm ready to order... Can I have the lunch special? Oh it's already dinner time? 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
1964 Sir, if I can just have an hour of your time to go over the specials. 1.2821 0.05443 78 57 20 1
1965 If you have a few minutes, I'd love to tell you about some of our specials. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1966 Our prices appear smaller by comparison. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1967 Yes, yes. A former novelist. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1968 I was really looking for something kind of light. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1969 Because we believe reading glasses are gauche. 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
1970 It had to be large to accommodate descriptions rich enough to support our prices. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1971 Sir, this is the Senior's Menu. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1972 Sir, may I take your order or do you need a day? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1973 I have to warn you Sir, the choices here are huge. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1974 Wait till you see how big your bill is! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1975 Our new chef has greatly expanded our menu! 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1976 When you're ready, the chef has asked me to tell you about a few more specials he has tonight. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1977 The owner insisted we expand our menu. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1978 That IS the Children’s Menu, Sir. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1979 Our tip expectations are much bigger too. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1980 Now, how about I bring the wine menu? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1981 Wait until you see the wine list 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1982 You should see the large print version. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1983 We were getting complaints about the small print. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1984 And for this evening's special, we offer eight dozen live escargot presented on a quarter acre of baby beets. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
1985 If monsieur has chosen an hors d'oeuvre, may I bring the dinner menu? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1986 Solved our little problem with menu take-home souvenirs 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1987 Unless you'd like something from the Kid's Menu. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
1988 Did you find anything to your liking? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1989 I'll be back to take your order in 35 minutes. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1990 Shall I give you a few hours? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1991 Are you finished with the drink menu, sir? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
1992 Can I see the kids menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1993 I am afraid that tonight we are out of items 1 through 420. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1994 It's called, 'Global Fusion.' 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1995 We think it compensates for the small portions we serve. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1996 The manager used to own a Cheesecake Factory. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1997 Gluten free? That's another menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
1998 Pasta or chicken, sir? 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
1999 Would you like a little more time––maybe 24 hours? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2000 We like to call it,"quantity, not quality." 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2001 May I recommend tonight’s binoculars? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2002 Sir, may I remind you that this is not a library? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2003 The chef is feeling expansive tonight. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2004 If you'd like to see the wine list, I'll get the forklift. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2005 We're running a free-range menu. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2006 Remember to save room for dessert! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2007 May I recommend the minnow? 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2008 Free will is an illusion. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2009 I can tell you our selection of appetizers or get you a step ladder. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2010 Would you like me to read the specials? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2011 And this evening we also have these special items. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2012 The check will be equally impressive. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2013 Today's special is roast T-Rex. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2014 I'm sorry, we are out of all of the veal, foul, fish, beef, and escarole dishes. May I suggest peanut whip with aspic of grape medley, all on our bread that helps build strong bodies. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2015 It makes the prices seem less consequential. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2016 We decided to present a menu which reflected our new prices. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2017 Yes, the small print does say that the mandatory gratuity of 85% will be added to your bill. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2018 Yes, indeed, our new Chef has greatly expanded the menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2019 It can be hard to pronounce some of the items. Maybe you could just point. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2020 I hope you saved some room for dessert. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2021 No, Sir, the 'Wheelbarrow' is not a cocktail. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2022 We take farm to table seriously here. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2023 Do you prefer our menu for far sightedness?? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2024 ...you sure you want to see the wine list ? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2025 I'll start with a small ladder. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2026 We welcome tall orders, Monsieur. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2027 It's the All You Can Eat menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2028 Would you like our complete menu, sir. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2029 You think THAT'S big? You should see the Braille version! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2030 Perhaps, sir, it's just that you've got little hands. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2031 That's nothing! Wait till you see the wine list! 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2032 Let me take an hour to tell you about our specials. 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2033 Oh, you found your glasses. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2034 Yes, I’m afraid the house salad is our only gluten free item. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2035 This is your lite menu? 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2036 The chef is from Texas. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2037 If you prefer I can bring you our small plates menu. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2038 Would you like to supersize that order? 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2039 Our specials today are foi gras and streak tartare - neither of which is compensating for the chef's remarkably small penis. 1.2785 0.06963 79 64 8 7
2040 I hate to go off menu but... 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2041 Just wait until you see the dessert cart. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2042 We bring the entire farm to your table 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2043 Yes, we have a small green salad, it weighs 17 pounds. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2044 We have a myriad of specials as well.... 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2045 Living large! 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2046 Do you have a kids menu? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2047 Our specialties tonight are bull, dehaired and roasted on a spit, and Giant Squid Crudo with a side of pumpkins. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2048 Regrettably, we do not have a menu in large-type. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2049 Supersize me. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2050 That's our inaugural address menu, prices may appear larger than they actually are. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2051 Yes, all the bottom-of-the-menu specials are very popular. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2052 Would you like a lot of time to think about it? 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2053 No, there aren’t any “off menu” specials. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2054 That's our Factory Farm-to-Table menu. 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2055 And now let me tell you about our specials... 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2056 I need another day to decide. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2057 Let me tell you about today's specials 1.2785 0.06726 79 63 10 6
2058 We get them at Costco. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2059 This IS the early bird menu, sir. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2060 I'm terribly sorry, sir. The table next to you ordered the last ladder. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2061 that is our largest print, sir 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2062 It happened when we switched to Courier New. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2063 Yes, the Times food critic also noted our surprisingly large menu. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2064 Welcome to Paul Bunyan's Bistro. Might I suggest the Babe's Cosmopolitan served in a crystal birdbath completed with a whole watermelon. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2065 Think of it as an ominous sign of what you'll be paying for your dinner. 1.2771 0.04943 83 60 23 0
2066 We pride ourselves on offering the largest selection of entrees in the metropolitan area. 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
2067 Its a bit of a trick complying with all the regulations now, but not to worry sir, most of the side effects listed are rare. 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
2068 We also have vegan and gluten free choices. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
2069 Sir, if you'd like I can bring you the full menu. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
2070 Tonight is gourmand night, sir 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
2071 I'll take one of each. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
2072 May I suggest the peanut butter and jelly on white bread? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2073 Could you repeat the specials? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2074 May I recommend #382, the demi- gluten/lightly caramelized/fat-defused/GMO-tested/carb-deflected blackened pork rinds à la mode? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2075 Is there a kid's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2076 But you'll find the portions are small. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2077 It went through the pasta machine. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2078 And for your nineteenth course? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2079 You'll notice that some of our menu options have changed! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2080 People complained when we took stuff off the menu. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2081 We believe size does matter! 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2082 The lady will have the same. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2083 You know what they say about a man with a big menu... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2084 Care for a little something with your Merlot? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2085 Yes, sir. Our menu really is bigger than the Cheesecake Factory’s. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2086 May I recommend No. 652? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2087 ...and the tasting menu is only 25000 calories. 1.2727 0.05109 77 56 21 0
2088 Not quite everything. Management is still boycotting French fries. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2089 Fine cuisine, yes. Fine print, no. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2090 Don't worry, sir. The ninety-six ounce steak comes with its own forklift. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2091 We want to be famous for our menu. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2092 And would you like to hear today's specials, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2093 No Sir, I would not recommend the cow tonight, however, the 55 gallon barrel of fettuccine alfedo is superb. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2094 Would you like to hear this year's specials? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2095 We hire only the finest writers to prepare our menus. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2096 It was easier than expanding the kitchen. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2097 Do you have any vegan options? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2098 Yes, sir. We are indeed compensating for the size of our portions. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2099 When we increased the prices, we also enlarged the menu. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2100 You should see the size of the bill. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2101 For another wine, might I suggest a barrel of Montrachet? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2102 We have ALL the craft beers. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2103 Same jambalaya as always, we just had to add all the ingredients ... 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2104 The chef’s specialty is everything. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2105 Why don't you use the app like our other guests? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2106 Do you want to hear our specials? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2107 We thought the menu should be indicative of our prices 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2108 I didn't realize this was a Cheesecake Factory. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2109 Another place setting for your wife? Of course! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2110 That's on page five... sir. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2111 I'd recommend the beanstalk soup 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2112 And that's just Volume 1. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2113 I am sorry sir, we do not serve small plates 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2114 The wine list? Yes, I’ll get some of the boys and bring it over.” it over. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2115 We also offer menus à la carte. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2116 Sorry, no substitutions. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2117 Good evening and welcome to Chez Le Napoleon Complex. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2118 It's size justifies our prices. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2119 We've been taken over by McDonalds sir. They told us to supersize everything. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2120 What we lack in quality we make up for in quantity! 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2121 We'll do our best, but it's a tall order. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2122 The menu was reprinted to capture the breadth and scope of our chef's ego. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2123 A 2% extra charge is added to all bills to cover the menu printing cost! 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2124 In addition to our regular menu, I have 147 specials to tell you about. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2125 Would you like fries with that? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2126 Yes, it includes archival sourcing for each ingredient. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2127 That's our special menu for baby boomers - we want them to be able to read it. 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
2128 For desserts, see Appendix D. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2129 New city regulations...for each menu item, we're required to list every ingredient, full nutrition details and cite three recent health studies. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2130 And would Monsieur like to supersize that? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2131 You're correct. The appetizers are on a separate menu. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2132 Monsieur may wish to peruse the lunch specials on page 423. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
2133 We have a few specials for your consideration 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2134 Well, you did request the allergy menu. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2135 Would you prefer the children's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2136 Would you like to supersize that, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2137 We had complaints about the old 20 page menu so we turned into 1 page. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2138 Would you like to see the wine tome? 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2139 Would you prefer the kids menu, sir? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
2140 Sir, would you prefer that I bring you the children's menu? 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
2141 Wait until you see the size of our servings. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
2142 We also have sixteen specials that I will now tell you all about. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
2143 We also have 78 specials tonight if your interested. 1.2716 0.06807 81 66 8 7
2144 I am sorry, sir. We are sold out of all of your selections. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2145 The wine list is available on your digital device. It’s an environmental issue. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2146 Sorry, there was no room on the menu for that. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2147 We got tired of customers not reading the fine print. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2148 No specials sir, just what's on the menu 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2149 When I said we have a big menu, I was not talking about selections. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2150 Did I hear you say you wanted something not on the menu? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2151 Welcome to Cheesecake Factory, sir 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2152 Would you like to see the wine list?? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2153 And what is your wine preference—Red, White, or Insulin? 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2154 Yes, the owner of this restaurant is Claes Oldenburg! 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2155 Please read the smaller print, that entree comes with no side. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2156 Well in that case, we have a lovely table d'hote! 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
2157 I guess I'll have the buttered pasta 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2158 Would you like to take a look at our wine list? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2159 Can I see the specials, please? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2160 I recommend the shrimp. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2161 Still can't see anything you like? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2162 A glass of ice water? I'll have to check with the chef if we can do that. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2163 Certainly, sir. I'll have the large-print menu brought right out. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2164 Wait till you see the size of the doggy bag. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2165 Great choice.. it's the best item on the menu! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2166 We also have 400 "specials" tonight! 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2167 Don't be fooled by the menu, everything tastes like chicken...... 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2168 The dessert list is on the billboard outside. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2169 If you have an hour, I can tell you about today's specials. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
2170 Starters are at the top of the menu sir. May I recommend one of our specialty ladders? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
2171 Would you care to see our extensive wine list? 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
2172 I recommend sticking to the Small Plates section. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
2173 Would you like to start with a small appetizer? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2174 Yes, sir, I'll have the crane deliver the dessert menu. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2175 Do you have an hour to hear the specials? 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2176 We like the contrast between our large menu and our small portion size. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2177 Sir, you asked for larger portions. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
2178 It is the GRAND PRIXE fix menu, sir 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2179 Yes sir, the big salad is a very fine choice. 1.2692 0.05055 78 57 21 0
2180 We pride ourselves on taking tall orders 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2181 Would you care to hear our specials for the evening 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2182 Our menu has changed 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2183 Can I get you a ladder to get you started? 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
2184 Although we supersized our print menu, our delightfully small portions remain the same. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
2185 Sir, we also have 150 specials this evening. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
2186 Would you like a little more time to look over the menu? I'm here all week! 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
2187 Can I have the wine list, please? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2188 We expanded our menu so that we could be listed in The New Yorker. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2189 Our new chef asked for a bigger menu and this is what he got. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2190 Go big or go home baby 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2191 ...and Alfredo and his team will be here soon with the wine list. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2192 You want to tell me the 'off-the-menu specials'??? Seriously???? 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
2193 Yes, this is the happy hour menu. 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
2194 We also have some specials! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2195 It's the opposite of molecular gastronomy. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2196 It's part of the new initiative....'Everyone Has Small Hands! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
2197 We're out of everything. 1.2658 0.05002 79 58 21 0
2198 I'll have the baby corn. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2199 It's part of our customer fitness program 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2200 Can I interest you in any of our specials not on the menu? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2201 We've had a lot of complaints about the size of the print. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2202 We have some additional specials tonight. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2203 Would you like to hear our additional off-the-menu specials? 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2204 Yes Sir. The bill will, of course, be equally enormous. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2205 Just to be sure everybody knows you are a tourist. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2206 Absolutely. We do provide "doggie bags". 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2207 Chef informs me that we also have curly fries...ran out of room there. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2208 You will find the sides listed on the back, sir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2209 These are today's specials. Would you care to see our regular menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2210 Welcome, sir. Is this your first time at Chez Trump? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2211 ...and yet the portions are surprisingly small. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2212 Today's seafood special is giant squid. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2213 Yes,we had numerous request for LARGE printed menus 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2214 I see you're still on Chapter 3... Would you like a few more minutes? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2215 We claim the biggest menu, not the biggest variety 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2216 First of all, on behalf of the Texas Big Hunk O' Cow chain, let me apologize for having brought you the children's menu by mistake. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2217 Would you like to see our small plate menu, sir? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2218 And a big tip is also required. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2219 May I tell you about the specials? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2220 Tonight's special is the 200 ounce sirloin. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2221 Would you rather see the children's menu? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2222 Yes, that's true. We no longer have a problem with people keeping our menu as a souvenir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2223 Our daily special is Mac & Cheese. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2224 Yes, let me get you the specials menu. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2225 Wine list? You'll have to sign a waiver first. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2226 We're out of everything but the carrot soup. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2227 Take your time. There’s a lot to digest. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2228 Welcome to the new Trump Grille. Everything here is huge. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2229 Our expanded menu offers the same selection accompanied by larger food photos. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2230 It's our high tea menu sir 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2231 Why yes- we have an excellent assortment of small plates. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2232 We're using this new menu format to compensate for our smaller portions! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2233 It makes the check look smaller. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2234 Would you prefer a kid’s menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2235 Can you just give me the Kids' Menu? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2236 May I bring you the large print menu? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2237 Oh yes, we’ve expanded our menu lately. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2238 So that's a gazpacho, a green salad, and one entree #4,870. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2239 Most people choose the big breakfast, sir. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2240 I'll have the shrimp with a small salad. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2241 Small plates, you said? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2242 Just wait until you see the check. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2243 I’m sorry sir. That’s tha largest we have. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2244 Ha! Ha! Yes, the check will be smaller. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2245 Most prefer to hear about the daily specials. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2246 I highly recommend you try everything on the menu. 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2247 Too many people were asking for a pair of cheaters. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2248 If you think that's intimidating, wait till you get your check. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2249 Now THATis a very tall order! 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2250 No, we don't have any shrimp. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2251 You are correct Sir, we did recently expand our menu. 1.2639 0.05592 72 54 17 1
2252 Wait until you hear the specials. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2253 Would monsieur care to see the wide list? 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2254 The chef never knows when enough is enough 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2255 I'm afraid the wine list does not fit through the door. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2256 We felt the menu size should match the prices. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2257 I'm sorry sir, we're all out of the mastodon. Would the gentleman care to try the humpback whale? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2258 The menu is just for show, sir. We serve only mac 'n cheese. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2259 Ladders are "a la carte." 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2260 Shall I bring you the full menu instead of the prix fixe? 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2261 Only the fish is available tonight. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2262 Wait until you see your bill. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2263 I'm sorry sir, you have picked the one item we are currently out of. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2264 We're now required by law to include a full-size photo of the president along with the menu. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2265 Down-sizing is extra. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2266 Do you need a few more hours to decide? 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2267 Chef believes small menus are for small people. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2268 Would you rather see our small plates menu? 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2269 And you'll find today's specials at the top of the menu. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2270 That is our kiddie menu! 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2271 Is there a kid's menu? 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2272 Wait 'til you see the size of the shrimp cocktail! 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2273 Thank you! As you can see, we've really worked to expand our menu. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2274 The chef last worked at a Greek diner. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2275 The cut tonight is porterhouse. Sizes are on the left; temperatures on the right. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2276 The menus compensate for how small the plates are 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2277 Our portions are tiny. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
2278 Our specials this evening are Number 223, Number 567, and Number 712. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2279 You think that's big wait for the check! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2280 The TIMES review about a lacking of a la carte choices is addressed. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2281 Sorry Sir, 'Bring Your Own Menu' is on Tuesdays. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2282 It's because the portions are small. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2283 I'll have the peanut butter and jelly. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2284 I’m sorry, Sir. We’re currently out of everything but the garlic mash potatoes. Shall I get them for you? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2285 Those are our gluten free options, would you like to see the full menu? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2286 Very good, sir. You want fries with that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2287 Could I see the children’s menu? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2288 We have a rather large selection.... 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2289 And would Monsieur like the small or large chicken Caesar? 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2290 May I suggest the Blue Ox... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2291 Can I get you a little something to get started? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2292 We also have a few specials . . . 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2293 Do you need another couple hours with that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2294 We serve all of Julia's recipes. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2295 I'll have the big salad. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2296 That's what she said. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2297 That IS the kid's menu 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2298 Yes, but it's a tall order 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2299 Sorry, there is nothing off-menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2300 Surprisingly Sir, we don't carry that wine.. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2301 We have some specials this evening... 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2302 Sorry sir, but we literally serve everything BUT hot dogs. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2303 And this evening, let me tell you about the specials too big to make it onto the menu, 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2304 I know the latitude but not the longitude. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2305 We also have daily specials, sir. They're much lighter on the wrist. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2306 I'll be back in six months to take your order. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2307 But do you have any vegan options? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2308 Our prices aren't high. They're just printed that way. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2309 I'll start with the blue-ox tail soup. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2310 This sir, is our craft beer menu. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2311 We serve very big portions here. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2312 The pictures are life size. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2313 Do you have any specials for tonight's dinner? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2314 It's in response to your comment about the chef having small hands. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2315 Can I have smaller menu?" "Sure, with fries? 1.2571 0.05262 70 52 18 0
2316 Are you ready to order, or should I come back in a few hours? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2317 Why do you ask about portion size? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2318 Objects in menu are smaller than they appear. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2319 Sir, if you wish to choose to order off the menu, our chef will get very testy. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2320 Yes, our menu has everything you have ever eaten. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2321 and may I tell you of this evening's specials... 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2322 Any specials this evening? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2323 No, Monsieur. No substitutions. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2324 It's to compensate for the small portions. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2325 Have you had a chance to look over the menu? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2326 No sir. You we do not offer half sized portions! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2327 And have you chosen a mill for your pepper this evening? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2328 Is sir absolutely sure he would like to see the specials board? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2329 Yes, but is this the full wine list? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2330 Might I suggest the small plate menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2331 We had complaints the menu was not diversified enough. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2332 It's pretentious as hell, but it offers great privacy from other diners. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2333 Since I am not on any of the dad diets, may I please have the regular size menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2334 May I recommend the jumbo shrimp? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2335 Chef recommends the petite filet. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2336 You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2337 Are the portions bigger as well? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2338 The chef is quite farsighted. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2339 Tonight we are featuring a special on our 27 course menu. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2340 Would you like me to tell you about our specials? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2341 If Monsieur has trouble with the big words, he need only ask. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2342 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer to see our light menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2343 Well... Can you see the menu now? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2344 As you can see, our large menu more than justifies our prices. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2345 Do you have a menu for this menu? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2346 Our manager feels that it makes the prices look smaller 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2347 That's the biggest we have, sir. May I suggest some reading glasses for your next visit? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2348 Yes, we can provide our large print menu upon request. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2349 Ready to hear today's specials? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2350 How big are your portions? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2351 What do you mean, 'I'll just have a salad?' 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2352 Shall I give you another hour to finish reading the menu? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2353 We a famous for our large selections. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2354 Might I suggest the jumbo shrimp? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2355 I'm sorry sir- I will get another menu for your wife. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2356 our new picture menu for trump 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2357 See anything you like? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2358 My favorite? I like everything on the menu sir. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2359 I’ll have one of everything. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2360 And what will your mistress be having, sir? 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2361 I can recommend the french fries. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2362 And would you like that soup in a vat? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2363 Big menu, small portions. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2364 Would you care to see the à la carte menu as well? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2365 We're happy to accommodate our nearsighted customers with a large-print menu. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2366 Mac and cheese? Excellent choice, sir. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2367 Would you like that jumbo, colossal, mega he-man, or yuge? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2368 Small plates are big here. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2369 Again sir, ANYTHING you order would be quite filling. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2370 Do I have any recommendations? I would be happy to walk you through a few dozen of my favorites. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2371 If you think that's big, Sir, you want to see the size of the Check! 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2372 Ironically the portions are quite small. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2373 I have the budget menu right here , sir ... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2374 I should tell you that we are out of the striped Madagascan snails tonight but we have plenty of the yellow spotted ones. 1.2571 0.07248 70 58 6 6
2375 Our special is the menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2376 Has Monsieur found something he likes? 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2377 Would you like a ladder to read the appetizers ? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2378 It's for the hard of hearing.... 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2379 and if you're interested in any of the appetizers, I'll grab you our complimentary ladder 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2380 Well, no, we don't really have most of those items. It's more of a marketing gimmick! 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2381 Yes but portion size is exceptionally small. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2382 We had too many complaints about the small font size. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2383 Of course, sir. I'll return for your order in a couple hours. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2384 My wife still hasn't decided yet. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2385 Would you like to super-size that? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2386 We find it makes up for the lack of choices. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2387 Yes. The new menu is extensive. It's to compensate for, not complement, the new size of portions. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2388 What's this menu trying to compensate for? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2389 It is supposed to make the prices seem more reasonable 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2390 I recommend the énorme filet mignon. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2391 The chef recommends the hamburger. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2392 It IS big. It’s the PLATES that got small. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2393 Can I see your website? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2394 Our specialty is dishes mentioned in War and Peace. Of course, we like to show them in context. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2395 Tonight, sir, we offer twenty-three specials in addition to our menu. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2396 Our menu caver is genuine leather and even larger than the ones President Trump uses when he signs executive orders. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2397 Our special tonight is Fee-fi-fo-fum, sir 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2398 We have the calorie content listed for each item, as well a microscopic image of the proportionate number of fat cells forming in your body with every bite. 1.2568 0.06682 74 60 9 5
2399 Our low calorie, gluten free, vegan menu is much smaller, sir. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2400 The question you should be asking is, "what *isn't* on the menu?" 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2401 Do you wish for more time before ordering, sir? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2402 No, you read that correctly. The steak is 16 pounds, not ounces. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2403 We also have a surprisingly long list of specials that aren't on the menu. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2404 May I recommend the large salad? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2405 Medallions of yak tenderloin? Not on the menu now, but you can bet we'll add it. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2406 The specials board is being airlifted in as we speak. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2407 Perhaps monsieur would like to see our children's menu 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2408 We have a few additions to the menu tonight. 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2409 I'm sorry sir, but we are all out of the first three hundred and twenty seven items on the menu tonight. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2410 Now here are our specials 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2411 Costco dining room 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2412 May I suggest this evening's Mar-a-Lago Special? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2413 Very good, sir. I shall return with some bread and the menu crane. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2414 It's our new supersize menu. I recommend the bucket of escargot. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2415 There's no such thing as à la carte. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2416 I will have a glass of water, please 1.2535 0.07154 71 59 6 6
2417 I can suggest what LOOKS good for Instagram. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2418 Your wife called to tell us you had forgotten your reading glasses. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2419 Unfortunately, our prices have increased as well. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2420 Would you like the wine menu as well? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2421 Is there anything not on the menu? 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2422 you won't be leaving hungry... 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2423 We offer a huge selection of small plates. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2424 Chef changes our menus daily. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2425 Oui, Monsieur. We have binoculars. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2426 I recommend the Porterhouse, it's bigly popular here. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2427 Yes, sir. I can bring you a large-print version of the menu. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2428 Would you like the chicken or the fish? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2429 Those are the specials 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2430 And in addition to our regular menu, we have 10 specials today... 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2431 Oh, I think you'll be very pleased with our serving sizes 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2432 May I take your order? Or would you like a few more hours to decide? 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
2433 The petite filet is off the menu. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
2434 I'm sorry, we don't offer any gluten free options. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2435 Welcome to Chateau du Costco. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2436 Need more time? I'll come back Tuesday. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
2437 Sir, it’s the menu for our most demanding locavore patrons. It traces in depth the genealogy of our local carrots… 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2438 Why yes it is, we're compensating for the tiny portions. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2439 The portions may be smaller than they appear. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2440 We also have thirty-five specials tonight. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2441 You'll find we've expanded the menu 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2442 And what do you recommend? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2443 We pride ourself on our motto: No Order is Ever Too Tall! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2444 You'll have to get up to see the wine list 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2445 No, the portions are still petite. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2446 Would you like to see our wine list? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2447 I still can’t get over the “suggested” admission price 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2448 Our wine list is conveniently located on a billboard outside. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2449 Have you got any specials? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2450 Would you like to hear the specials? 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2451 Our new menu is written by a former billboard painter. 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2452 We're BIG on presentation. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2453 She'll never know you're here! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2454 Yes - the chef does have smallish hands. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2455 May I recommend the children's menu? 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2456 Our menu comes in Tall, Grande or Venti, depending on your reading glasses. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2457 Would you like to hear about today's specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2458 Would you prefer the children's menu? 1.2500 0.07370 68 57 5 6
2459 Just a cupa coffee, thanks. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2460 I'll try a bit of everything. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2461 ...but I'll need help to bring you the wine list. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2462 Sorry sir we are out of mac& cheese 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2463 Sir, I will be pleased to ask the chef if he can make that gluten free. We of course cannot fit everything on our menu. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2464 Tonight, Sir, we have 472 specials. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2465 The menu with prices is even bigger. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2466 I'm going to have the jumbo shrimp 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2467 Can I read you the specials? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2468 No, I'm sorry. That's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2469 And for dessert, might I recommend the énorme four? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2470 In this instance, one of the appetizers is more than enough. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2471 We hope it makes the prices seem relatively small. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2472 Welcome to Trump Tower! 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2473 It's not the size of the menu that counts! It's how you use it! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2474 we've supersized everything 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2475 Since our chef read "The Art of the Deal" everything but our petit filet is now HUGE!" Sad. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2476 I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2477 The new chef is from Texas. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2478 I know, I know. What are the odds we'd be sold out of everything except the franks and beans? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2479 Would sir care to see our small plates menu? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2480 The gratuity should be proportional. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2481 A little something to start you off? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2482 No, I'm sorry. The lunch menu is very limited. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2483 Oh, thats only our standard menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2484 Now I will tell you about our 500 specials. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2485 You know what they say: Big menu, small portions! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2486 An excellent choice sir, although you may want to consider the petit portion. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2487 The forklift will be right here with the wine list. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2488 Our specials are at the top. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2489 We added the full carbon footprint to the Menu 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2490 Can I save you some time and suggest the all you can eat buffet? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2491 You requested the large print version, Monsieur. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2492 Would that be the 8 0z. filet or the 423 oz. filet? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2493 The petit filet? Excellent choice! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2494 Our consultant suggested that we could increase business by expanding our menu. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2495 Something on the lighter side please. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2496 It was the only way we could justify our big prices! 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2497 Do you think you can handle our extensive wine list? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2498 I'm sorry, sir, but that's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2499 In addition we have home made chicken soup. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2500 Are you ready to order, or would you like another hour with the menu? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2501 I'm sorry sir, I see you have our kids menu by mistake. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2502 They are all just cheeseburgers described to appeal to snobs. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2503 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of combination plate number 589. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2504 In contrast, the servings are tiny 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2505 ...and we have a few dozen chef's specials tonight that aren't on the menu... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2506 Because it would be uncouth to list our prices, our newest approach is for the font sizes to equal the costs. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2507 We also have 736 specials that are not on the menu 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2508 Would you like to hear tonight's specials? 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2509 Don't let the menu fool you, our portions are pretty small. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2510 Our lawyers insisted. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2511 No sir, you actually can't have a little bite to eat here. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2512 Let me tell you about our specials not shown on the menu. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2513 We super-sized our menu. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2514 I’d like the burger, please. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2515 Our lawyers were involved in creating the new menu. 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2516 "I recommend the Big Salad". 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2517 Our menu has expanded... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2518 The portions are laughably small. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2519 Well if you wanted me to list the specials, you should have made an earlier reservation. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2520 How come there are no specials? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2521 We'd had complaints about the small print. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2522 Well, at least you won't have any trouble reading the fine print. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2523 Just in case your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2524 Yes, sir, the portions are quite large. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2525 Let me know when you're ready to hear my discourse on tonight's specials. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2526 May I tell you about our daily specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2527 Sorry, we have only red sauce for our 300 plus pasta choices. " 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2528 Sir, this is the small plates menu! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2529 And, sir, there is no tipping. You just have to help me carry it to the next table. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2530 Can I have a kid's menu? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2531 Yes sir, everything does seem bigger now that your at the grown-ups table. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2532 You may notice our artesanal cheese selection has somewhat exploded. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2533 Would you like to hear volume 1 of tonight's specials? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2534 And we have 238 specials 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2535 Perhaps you'd rather look at a child's menu? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2536 We enlarged the menu with gluten-free items. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2537 Sorry, we are out of the Gratin de crozets savoyard. Would Monsieur like to make another desperate choice? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2538 Sir woild you like the club sandwhich on page 3, 14, 27 or page 43? 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2539 Our special tonight is jumbo shrimp. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2540 We pride ourselves on having a big menu. 1.2500 0.05290 68 51 17 0
2541 It makes the prices look small by comparison. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2542 I'll have the fish. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2543 I'm sorry, sir, the new owners have streamlined the menu considerably. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2544 If you'd like to see our specials, I'd be happy to bring over the footstool. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2545 If you've got an hour I can tell you our suggested wine pairings. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2546 We found it near the beanstalk 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
2547 'Will you be dining alone or joining other guests at the trough?" 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2548 May I recommend the petite filet? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2549 May I have the children’s menu? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2550 We have a really big special tonight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2551 The specials are listed on the top right corner. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2552 And when you're done looking over the menu, I have 142 specials to tell you about. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2553 The food's not good, but there's lots of it. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2554 Not sure I needed the bar codes. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2555 It's a reminder that your eyes may be bigger than your stomach. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2556 This is the menu we provide exclusively for Americans. May I take your order, dude? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2557 Would you care to hear our chef's specials? 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2558 Those are just the specials, would you like to see the big menu? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2559 Will that be the tall stack, sir? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2560 I'm afraid we're out of that today. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2561 If you think our menu is big, wait until you get your bill. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2562 I recommend that you order in the next five minutes or I'll have to bring out the dinner menu. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2563 May I suggest the small plates... 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2564 And the specials for today are…. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2565 Now we have some wonderful specials tonight. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2566 Yes - how big are your salads? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2567 Oh, nobody ever ordered that so we took it off. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2568 You're telling me you don't have any vegan options? 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2569 Apologies for the long wait, we were having problems with our Forklift 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2570 Welcome to Noah's. Can I get you started with two of everything? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2571 I'll come back in two hours and give you time to read the menu. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2572 We have the largest gluten-free menu in the city. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2573 Yes sir, of course, management is interested in your opinion of our new large print menu for mature diners. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2574 Are you ready to order or do you need a few more hours? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2575 Would you like to see our wine list? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2576 I would recommend our smaller menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2577 We're a pro-choice establishment. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2578 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2579 Pardon Monsieur, but Our Executive Chef cut his teeth at a Long Island diner. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2580 Yes I know, but it's a very tender cut of centipede. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2581 And would you like to jumbo-size that order? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2582 You think that's big. Wait for the wine list. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2583 If it will help you to decide, we serve all dishes known to mankind. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2584 And our specials for the day are listed on the billboard outside. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2585 Cheesecake Factory, eat your heart out! 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2586 I'll have the small dinner salad. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2587 The forklift will come by with the wine list in a minute. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2588 Our soups are on the chalkboard behind your menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2589 We also have several specials! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2590 We also have a sampler menu. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2591 I'll start with the soup of the day and some binoculars on the side. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2592 The duck confit is served with salad and asthenopia. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2593 I changed, my mind. Can I have the kid's menu? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2594 We've gone from 'nouvelle cuisine' to super-sized. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2595 We needed more space to accommodate the prices. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2596 Would you like to start with our appetizer menu instead? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2597 So far people have really enjoyed the expanded menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2598 Is that a menu in your hand or are you just happy to see me? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2599 Are you ready to order Sir or do you need another hour? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2600 Would you like to hear today’s specials? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2601 Excellent choice, sir, I was about to recommend the Lilliput special myself. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2602 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with the child's menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2603 Why don't I just bring you one of everything? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2604 We wanted to make it Instagram-proof, sir. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2605 The chef previously worked for the Giants. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2606 Would you prefer the 'small hands' menu sir? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2607 Very good sir, one order of jumbo shrimp. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2608 Welcome to Texas, Paris. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2609 I hate to go off menu but... 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2610 We have to list the biochemistry of the ingredients, but you can skip them. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2611 You also get one from Corinthian Column B. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2612 Our prices need to be viewed in a larger context. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2613 I think I'll need a few more minutes to decide. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2614 Good Lord. Is this the Trump Effect? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2615 What do you think of our large print menu? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2616 We've recently expanded our menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2617 I'm sorry. We don't offer a children's menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2618 The desert menu has an even bigger selection. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2619 We specialize in tall orders. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2620 Well, it IS the largest selection of entrees in town! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2621 I'll give you a couple hours to look over the menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2622 What do I recommend? ... Smaller menus, obviously. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2623 I'm sorry, sir. You may order off the menu only. Most people find our selection sufficient. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2624 Yes sir, George R.R. Martin's addition to the menu lore is quite popular. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2625 Would you like to see today's specials, too? 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2626 May I bring in our team to take your menu? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2627 Our special today is shrimp and roasted baby potatoes. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2628 I know. It's a big menu. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2629 May I tell you about tonight's specials? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2630 New management has been making some big changes to the menu. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2631 We have expanded our menu to include an ingredients list, calorie count, and percentage of fat, protein, sugar, and select vitamins based on recommended dietary intakes to help you make an informed and healthful decision about your meal. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2632 If you have an extra 15 minutes, I can tell you the dinner specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2633 We serve small plates, but only relative to the size of our menus 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2634 Would sir like another couple of minutes? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2635 I will have number 1,242. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2636 If you have an hour, I'll give you the daily specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2637 It's our new small plates menu 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2638 We have added a few new things to the menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2639 I'm going to need a little more time. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2640 Supersize me, please. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2641 And the wine list? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2642 It's a little-known fact that Trotsky's real passion was cooking. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2643 So you would like tiny shrimp with a side of petite peas and for dessert a petit four. Will that be all sir? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2644 Let me tell you today's specials. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2645 And let me tell you about our Specials tonight. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2646 Is this your first time to Lilliputians? 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2647 Would you like to move to the non-joking section? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2648 That's nothing. You should see the wine list. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2649 Don't order too much, we have a large dessert menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2650 You think this is crazy, wait until you see the wine list! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2651 Would you like to hear this evening's specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2652 Would sir care for a site map? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2653 We are offering several specials this evening. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2654 We found that this makes it easier for you to read the small print. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2655 Small plates? Sir, there are no small plates. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2656 I told you our improvements were going to be HUGE 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2657 Our chef is a maximalist. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2658 Sir, would you like a ladder? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2659 The baby shrimp with fingerling potatoes and haricots verts is an excellent choice, and you could perhaps start off with a micro-green salad. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2660 Are you ready to order or should I give you another day to read over our selections? 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2661 Tell me about the specials 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2662 We're out of everything but number 1,483--the balogna on white. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2663 As a rule we generally fedex our extensive wine menu. 1.2424 0.05737 66 51 14 1
2664 The Grand Prix Fixe, sir. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2665 So, you're going with the jumbo shrimp, right? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2666 In addition, we have the following specials.....! 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2667 You have very strong hands! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2668 May I have the wine list? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2669 Do you have time to hear the specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2670 Would you like to see our specials? 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2671 Can you turn back to the hors d’oeuvres? The woman at table three needs another minute. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2672 This is nothing. Wait until you see the wine list! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2673 we've supersized everything 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2674 Yes . . . we're proud to feature the largest selection of artisanal gnochi in Manhattan. 1.2424 0.05316 66 50 16 0
2675 Well, you said you were hungry! 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2676 This is our new gluten free menu. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2677 You can see tonight's specials from the balcony. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2678 I'm sorry sir. That's the one thing we don't have. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2679 The print is too small. Read it to me. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2680 Sorry, this is the small plate menu. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2681 Ironically, we only serve small plates. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2682 So, you're saying you don't use any GMOs? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2683 May I recommend the soup in the upper left quadrant? 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2684 I recommend the shrimp. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2685 I think I'll just have another glass of the house red. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2686 I recommend that you go ask Alice 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2687 I see you've got new menus? Yes we kept losing the old ones. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2688 No, the portions are still really small. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2689 May I recommend one of our small plates offerings? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2690 May I suggest the grilled cheese? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2691 Would you like to see our small bites? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2692 We had to compensate for the small meal portions. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2693 And how would your like your burger cooked, sir? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2694 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of toast. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2695 It's an ironic approach small plates. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2696 We recommend that you start with one of our small plates. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2697 What's the special? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2698 Yes, but the plates are tapas, sir. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2699 May I suggest some mussels? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2700 No, this is not a short-order restaurant. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2701 Inflation. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2702 Might I suggest the 32 course pre fixe? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2703 Could you give me just a few more hours? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2704 That entrée comes with 15 sides. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2705 We have honored your request for an expanded menu. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2706 I'm afraid we are out of the pasta, monsier. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2707 Good day, sir and welcome to Le Cheescake factory 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2708 Might I make a small suggestion? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2709 The menus are made in Texas sir but the "Big salad" is not on the menu yet. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2710 That's our regular menu, sir. If you'd like to know about tonight's specials, I can bring that one out too. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2711 We finally ordered the large print menus for those patrons who mistakenly leave their glasses at home. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2712 Very good, sir. And from Column XY? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2713 Honestly? It's compensation for the size of our portions. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2714 I'm a little disappointed. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2715 If you're looking for something narcissistic and stupid may I suggest the Donald J Trump Burger 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2716 We're firm believers in diversity 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2717 Would you care to see our large-print version? 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2718 Forgive me, but is this your 'early bird special" menu? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2719 All the fine dining, none of the fine print! 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2720 The portions are smaller so it all evens out. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2721 Leave some room for dessert. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2722 Here at Chez Trump we take pride in our selection. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2723 Would you prefer the actor’s menu? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2724 The small plate prices are to scale. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2725 There's nothing here I like do you have another menu? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2726 The small plates are on a different menu. Let me see if I can find one. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2727 I can give you the CliffsNotes version. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2728 Very descriptive, don't you think? 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2729 And the daily specials are found in chapter 12 this evening. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2730 I'm afraid to ask, but what are your specials? 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2731 Oddly enough, we only have a minibar. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2732 Yes, sir, I understand completely. Many of our customers do have trouble reading even our MENU FOR SENIORS due to the dim lights in here. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2733 And how would you like your Trump burger cooked? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2734 It makes the bill look smaller. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2735 ....oh, dinosaur chop is also one of the 'not on the menu' specials today... 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2736 I'm sorry, I must have given you the Brobdingnagian menu... I'm sure Lilliputian is just a typo. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2737 I'll take #589 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2738 Yes, this is the same menu the president uses. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2739 Wait til you see our list of specials. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2740 Yes, we’re comphensating. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2741 Take your time. I'll be back in a few hours. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2742 Would you like me to recite all the options? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2743 It's the only thing we could convince the chef to "Super Size". 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2744 I’m sorry, sir. We’re all out of the stepladders. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2745 The house salad, excellent. Let me know tomorrow when you've settled on an entree. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2746 I'm sorry sir but we couldn't fit the price in the menu. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2747 Many of our customers asked for a larger menu. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2748 For our customers whose stomachs are bigger than their eyes. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2749 We had them specially made for Trump's visit. If he doesn't like the food choices, maybe they could be part of his wall! 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2750 Would you like for me to describe the twenty specials we have today as well? 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2751 Would you prefer the large-print menu instead? 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2752 I'll be right back with the wine list. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2753 Perhaps a vat of wine before your meal? 1.2344