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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Siri, how far can a hunchback jump? 1.9283 0.01924 1799 668 592 539
1 I'm fine,Bob. Actually, I'm seeing a guy from Notre Dame now. 1.9224 0.02011 1507 522 580 405
2 Is he religious? Mom, he’s practically a fixture at the church next door. 1.9125 0.01818 1828 639 710 479
3 Did I tell you I found someone to watch the place while we're away? 1.9027 0.01811 1820 640 717 463
4 Well, you know, it beats living next to Trump Tower. 1.8764 0.01982 1675 667 548 460
5 I don't have the heart to tell him I'm dating the Hunchback of Temple Beth Shalom. 1.8655 0.01894 1904 795 570 539
6 It is a little awkward, but on the bright side, I haven’t seen a pigeon in days. 1.8609 0.01870 1625 590 671 364
7 So then he said, "What makes you think my name is Quasimodo?" And I said, "Just a hunch." 1.8543 0.02152 1338 526 481 331
8 I thought his profile said he was a quarterback at Notre Dame. 1.8534 0.02092 1460 589 496 375
9 No, it's not the bells that bother me. 1.8467 0.03020 672 265 245 162
10 He's annoying, but he improves my wi-fi signal. I call him my quasi-modem. 1.8329 0.02113 1436 600 476 360
11 Hi, this is Esmeralda on the 9th floor. I'd like to report a peeping literary allusion. 1.7987 0.02150 1351 585 453 313
12 We got the price down a little because of, what they referred to as, a quasi-obstructed view. 1.7767 0.02035 1402 598 519 285
13 I can't remember his name, but his face rings a bell. 1.7629 0.02573 911 408 311 192
14 My new neighbor? Someone pretty high up in the church, I think 1.7522 0.01851 1695 754 607 334
15 Well, he's not as creepy as the guy I met at the opera. 1.7472 0.02198 1246 572 417 257
16 Yes Mother, I'm seeing someone! 1.7301 0.01937 1534 704 540 290
17 He's single, enjoys climbing and lives right next door. 1.7256 0.01848 1636 743 599 294
18 Apparently it's rent controlled and they can't get rid of him. 1.7018 0.02299 1120 548 358 214
19 Gotta go, Mom. The guy's here with the cathedral. 1.6972 0.02081 1407 706 421 280
20 Like I would date a guy from Notre Dame. 1.6836 0.02001 1514 774 445 295
21 Okay, I checked the mail and watered the plants. What about the hunchback? 1.6834 0.02124 1276 633 414 229
22 You will love him. He lives next door, he did a project with Disney a few years ago, and he's Catholic. 1.6782 0.02121 1246 614 419 213
23 I want to report a squatter. 1.6718 0.02061 1304 645 442 217
24 I don't know who he is but his face rings a bell. 1.6656 0.02152 1262 650 384 228
25 Hello. Yes. I'd like to cancel my membership to Match.Com. 1.6630 0.02246 1184 620 343 221
26 Describe him? I thought "Hunchback on church spire staring into my 10th floor condo" kinda covered it!" 1.6606 0.02242 1099 553 366 180
27 Hello, ..911?......Well, it's a Quasi-emergency. 1.6574 0.02107 1185 584 423 178
28 Oh Daddy, you make it sound like the city is full of weirdos. 1.6279 0.02535 876 470 262 144
29 Will you tell Mrs. Hugo in 3b to come get her husband. 1.6208 0.02439 931 501 282 148
30 There's a fat ugly troll man leering at me, high up in a tower, touching himself, and naked from the waist down. Honestly...I think he seems very presidential. 1.6181 0.02636 864 487 220 157
31 Yes, Mom, I've found someone to watch my plant while I'm away." 1.6158 0.02423 885 465 295 125
32 You know how I thought it would be neat to live next to the church with the gargoyle? It's not a gargoyle. 1.6154 0.02529 845 453 264 128
33 When they said the condo had a viewer, I thought it was a misprint. 1.6138 0.02502 852 455 271 126
34 Yes, Mom, I met him at church. 1.6110 0.02515 820 434 271 115
35 No, not Les Miz, the other French book. 1.6090 0.02570 803 431 255 117
36 Dunno for sure. Says he plays hunchback for Notre Dame. 1.6011 0.02816 742 425 188 129
37 It's not so much the staring as the no pants thing. 1.5992 0.02774 716 398 207 111
38 I can't place him, but he definitely rings a bell. 1.5940 0.03105 532 288 172 72
39 He says he's Quasimodo, but the name doesn't ring a bell. 1.5935 0.02972 674 393 162 119
40 I don't recognize him, but something about him rings a bell. 1.5902 0.02896 654 368 186 100
41 I’ve figured out why the realtor called my flat Quasimodern. 1.5871 0.02821 637 347 206 84
42 Hello, police? I'd like to report an anachronism. 1.5861 0.03586 447 259 114 74
43 Best Airbnb ever, you really get the feel of the old Paris. 1.5813 0.04222 289 160 90 39
44 No. No, not the fullback from Notre Dame. 1.5787 0.02967 572 315 183 74
45 Fifty feet or not, Boris, you're clearly violating the spirit of the restraining order! 1.5768 0.03026 560 312 173 75
46 There is a humpty taking a dumpty on the bell tower. 1.5720 0.03373 535 326 112 97
47 I don't know who he is but somehow he rings a bell. 1.5698 0.03111 523 293 162 68
48 Yes, he is creepy. On the other hand, he keeps the pigeons off of my balcony. 1.5698 0.03015 523 285 178 60
49 and Mom he studies architecture at Notre Dame. 1.5666 0.03131 503 280 161 62
50 I’d like to order a men’s XXL pajama bottom ?? 1.5630 0.03459 492 299 109 84
51 No darling, I said I wanted a hatchback. 1.5620 0.03492 484 295 106 83
52 Yes, the staring is a little creepy but we no longer have a pidgeon problem. 1.5536 0.03394 448 260 128 60
53 Believe it or not, the constant ringing isn't the worst part. 1.5530 0.03424 443 258 125 60
54 It has a balcony, a billiards room and a stunning view of French fiction... 1.5507 0.03628 434 265 99 70
55 Looks like my neighbor has locked himself out again. 1.5505 0.03342 436 248 136 52
56 No, I said please send up a Quesadilla. 1.5485 0.03626 423 256 102 65
57 No, I don't have a hunch who it is, but his face rings a bell. 1.5482 0.03582 425 255 107 63
58 Yes, mother. I really am seeing someone. 1.5478 0.03510 429 254 115 60
59 My half- witted, half-naked ex thinks he can just jump right back into my life. 1.5476 0.03649 431 265 96 70
60 So...is it still OK to say "hunchback"? 1.5450 0.03268 411 226 146 39
61 I thought 'unfriending' him would be the end of it. 1.5432 0.03430 405 231 128 46
62 I tell him stalking’s no joke, but he can’t keep a straight face. 1.5344 0.04155 378 252 50 76
63 Actually, we do have a neighborhood watch. 1.5313 0.03695 367 218 103 46
64 You'll like him, ma. He's a church-goer, and he watches over me. 1.5304 0.03457 362 203 126 33
65 I said I'd sleep with him when pigs fly, and the next thing... 1.5246 0.03807 345 207 95 43
66 911 ? I’d like to report a crouching Tom. 1.5223 0.03713 337 197 104 36
67 Quasimodo is looking at my bush again. 1.5221 0.04225 339 222 57 60
68 Mom, it's more than just a hunch, he's a dead ringer. 1.5211 0.04057 332 208 75 49
69 George, can you read me the restraining order terms again? 1.5210 0.03902 334 203 88 43
70 911? I'm being watched. How do I know? Well, you could call it a hunch. 1.5198 0.03779 329 194 99 36
71 I'm not sure why he makes me nervous... just call it a hunch. 1.5185 0.03896 324 195 90 39
72 ...not much, just watering a plant. So what's new with you? 1.5171 0.03899 321 193 90 38
73 The apartment is nice, and I met my neighbor who also works at home. 1.5156 0.03832 320 190 95 35
74 Describe him? He looks like Charles Laughton. 1.5142 0.03936 317 192 87 38
75 Yes, I'm serious. What's the P.C. word for 'hunchback'? 1.5129 0.03843 310 183 95 32
76 Building's great, but I think my neighbor is squatting. 1.5084 0.04022 297 180 83 34
77 We have the world's creepiest neighborhood watch. 1.5068 0.04166 294 183 73 38
78 I know how we got this unit so far below market value 1.5068 0.04061 296 181 80 35
79 Hello 911? I'd like to report a method actor. 1.5066 0.04115 304 190 74 40
80 Yeah, I'd say he's not taking the breakup well. 1.5066 0.04035 304 187 80 37
81 Good news. I've found someone to keep an eye on the place while I'm away. 1.5050 0.03946 299 180 87 32
82 Sometimes you have to forego good looking for well balanced. 1.5034 0.04044 292 178 81 33
83 I know, right? It's so unusual for someone to make eye contact today. 1.5000 0.04327 272 171 66 35
84 I want it to read 'Priced for quick sale, luxury condo in the heart of Paris; stunning cathedral view...' 1.4963 0.04264 272 170 69 33
85 The usual, watering the fern, staring down the hunchback. You? 1.4963 0.04264 272 170 69 33
86 Yeah, I know, but are you allowed to say 'Hunchback' any more? 1.4961 0.04203 254 153 76 25
87 The good news is he's stopped ringing the bell... 1.4925 0.04407 268 172 60 36
88 Apparently, there’s a religious freedom loophole in the restraining order. 1.4925 0.04236 266 165 71 30
89 According to the lawyer, he has squatter's rights. 1.4904 0.04261 261 162 70 29
90 His profile said he went to Notre Dame so I swiped right. 1.4904 0.04397 261 166 62 33
91 Yes mom, for the most part, the restraining order is working 1.4884 0.04333 258 162 66 30
92 Actually mom, I am seeing someone. 1.4884 0.04537 258 168 54 36
93 Let me call you back. The bell is about to toll and I think I am going to see some action here. 1.4839 0.04275 248 153 70 25
94 "I think you've misunderstood my request for a bellhop". 1.4816 0.04351 245 153 66 26
95 Before you call 911, I can explain. 1.4798 0.04197 248 152 73 23
96 For the last time, Mother, I live in an Upper East Side doorman building on the 17th floor. What “creeps” are going to bother me here? 1.4685 0.04313 222 136 68 18
97 Honey, the alumni office from Notre Dame is hounding me for a donation. 1.4682 0.04573 220 140 57 23
98 … and the FBI ‘gargoyle’ still has me under covert surveillance !!!!! 1.4682 0.04663 220 142 53 25
99 Oh, and we have the best neighborhood watch program around. 1.4658 0.04588 219 140 56 23
100 Paris is great! I live across from a local celebrity! 1.4658 0.04449 219 137 62 20
101 Believe it or not it's not the bells that I find intruisive... 1.4626 0.04473 214 134 61 19
102 Well, I'd describe him as your typical Caucasian male who has never been told what his limits are. 1.4623 0.04601 212 135 56 21
103 Oh and the bell isn't even the worst part. 1.4623 0.04453 212 132 62 18
104 Hello, 911? I have what you might call a "Quasi-emergency." 1.4623 0.04838 212 140 46 26
105 Well, yeah, the neighborhood has gentrified, but there's still some of the old charm left. 1.4593 0.04497 209 131 60 18
106 I think I found out why this apartment was so cheap. 1.4575 0.04790 212 140 47 25
107 I got everything in the settlement- he got squat. 1.4563 0.04795 206 135 48 23
108 No, it's not completely gentrified. 1.4559 0.04830 204 134 47 23
109 Honey? Call a bookie and bet big on Notre Dame this Saturday. Just call it a hunch. 1.4559 0.04626 204 130 55 19
110 Can I put you on hold? I think the cable guy is finally here. 1.4554 0.04711 202 130 52 20
111 I'd report him, but he actually has given me some good gardening tips. 1.4554 0.04658 202 129 54 19
112 Thanks for the offer, but I've found someone to keep any eye on the plants while I am gone. 1.4554 0.04865 202 133 46 23
113 No, mother, not so much a "boyfriend" as an "admirer." He's patient, seems well-balanced and fit, and is clearly at the top of his profession. 1.4550 0.04691 200 128 53 19
114 You DO realize I can see ypu!? 1.4541 0.04628 207 133 54 20
115 Mom, I'll call you back. Jeff Sessions is lurking outside the window again. 1.4541 0.05063 207 142 36 29
116 I had a hunch you would be back . 1.4541 0.04777 207 136 48 23
117 They did say it was a quasi-obstructed view... 1.4523 0.04814 199 130 48 21
118 I thought quasi view meant just sort of. 1.4518 0.04955 197 131 43 23
119 I don't remember his name but his face sure rings a bell 1.4518 0.05259 197 137 31 29
120 No, I've never seen him before. But, his face rings a bell. 1.4518 0.04795 197 128 49 20
121 Yeah, it looks like Trump is mocking the handicapped again. 1.4505 0.05110 202 139 35 28
122 I see Victor's off his meds again. 1.4490 0.04919 196 130 44 22
123 I'm still waiting for him to make the first move. 1.4479 0.04995 192 128 42 22
124 I thought they said "quasi-MODERN" 1.4479 0.05103 192 130 38 24
125 I don't care if it's smaller. If the unit's two floors up I'll take it. 1.4479 0.04596 192 121 56 15
126 Just tell the priest that little Donald got out again. 1.4479 0.05208 192 132 34 26
127 Yeah Linda, we're gonna be a little late. I can't get his pants on, let alone shoes and socks. 1.4479 0.05103 192 130 38 24
128 Look, I'm way too busy to talk down every hunchback who's about to jump, okay? 1.4479 0.04828 192 125 48 19
129 I think I have a stalker, but it's just a hunch. 1.4472 0.04650 199 128 53 18
130 I thought that I would be safe dating a guy from church. 1.4468 0.04902 188 123 46 19
131 He's not a stalker or a peeper...I'd call him more of a squatter. 1.4444 0.04939 189 125 44 20
132 On the other hand, he is French. 1.4444 0.04765 189 122 50 17
133 Father Frollo? It's Esmeralda. He's at it again. 1.4444 0.04823 189 123 48 18
134 Don’t worry, Mother. The guy I’m seeing goes to church every day. 1.4444 0.04584 189 119 56 14
135 I called the police about him, but they say he has sanctuary... 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
136 Yes it is a big jump from Gothic to Modern, but I think he's ready for a new aesthetic. 1.4432 0.05016 185 123 42 20
137 When did 'gargoyling' become a thing? 1.4427 0.04593 192 122 55 15
138 Let's pray he doesn't take a leap of faith. 1.4415 0.04898 188 124 45 19
139 Millie, I think I now know for Whom the Bell Tolls. 1.4409 0.04877 186 122 46 18
140 I think I've finally found someone to watch my plants when I'm out of town. 1.4402 0.04915 184 121 45 18
141 ...And he really seems to be on the ball. 1.4396 0.04892 182 119 46 17
142 Jackie, do you know how far a hunchback can jump? 1.4396 0.05193 182 124 36 22
143 I am seeing someone, Mom — and he’s at the very top of his profession. 1.4396 0.04954 182 120 44 18
144 Now that you ask, his face does ring a bell. 1.4389 0.05055 180 120 41 19
145 I'm waiting for him to make the first move" 1.4358 0.04754 179 115 50 14
146 'Things are good. Benny got accepted into Notre Dame.' 1.4350 0.05537 177 126 25 26
147 Of course I really didn't mean to swipe right, but now what do I do with him? 1.4343 0.05093 175 117 40 18
148 Mom, guess what? The bell tolling is not the creepiest part of living here. 1.4343 0.04896 175 114 46 15
149 No Victor, it's not the bell that I mind so much... 1.4333 0.05172 180 123 36 21
150 Paris is great, mom...no, I haven't met anyone yet...well, there is this one guy. 1.4320 0.04802 169 108 49 12
151 On the other hand, he is French. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
152 When I asked him if he remembers how he got up there he said "nothing rings a bell". 1.4294 0.04480 170 105 57 8
153 Turns out the worst part of living next to a bell tower isn't the noise. 1.4294 0.05265 170 116 35 19
154 I'm pretty sure he's single. 1.4286 0.04964 168 110 44 14
155 My neighbor is single, into music and goes to church." 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
156 yes mother, im seeing a nice Catholic boy 1.4286 0.05153 175 119 37 19
157 You won't believe what Sean Spicer's doing these days. 1.4286 0.05216 175 120 35 20
158 He says at one time he could see all of Paris. Then they built these damn apartments. 1.4286 0.05175 168 113 38 17
159 Yes officer, I am sure it's not a downspout. 1.4286 0.05311 168 115 34 19
160 Siri, how do you say, it's not you, it's me, in French? 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
161 Esmeralda here ... yes, that Bell Ringer is back again. Would it kill the Archbishop to buy him a pair of pants? 1.4251 0.04909 167 109 45 13
162 The new apartment's great, Mom! The neighborhood watch is a little intense, though. 1.4251 0.05054 167 111 41 15
163 He keeps calling me Esmeralda and saying he plays half-back for Notre Dame. 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
164 Well, it's just not what I had in mind when the Airbnb listing mentioned a classically gothic view with Parisian undertones. 1.4251 0.04684 167 106 51 10
165 This wasn't what I thought when they told me the bell boy would give me free wake up calls in the morning. 1.4251 0.04982 167 110 43 14
166 Wait a minute, that gargoyle looks a little like Harvey Weinstein. 1.4251 0.05125 167 112 39 16
167 Please give me the library reference desk. I'd like to report a literary illusion. 1.4242 0.05097 165 110 40 15
168 Oh nothing much, just out on the balcony watering my plant and watching a hunchback balance on top of the cathedral. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
169 Just my luck to rent a room with a viewer. 1.4233 0.04992 163 107 43 13
170 Yeah, he's just like all the rest, afraid to make the big leap. 1.4187 0.05571 160 113 27 20
171 And why can’t Cirque du Soleil do something about controlling their people when they’re in town? 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
172 It's great except for the guy in the church next door who wouldn't sell to the developer. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
173 The French doors are lovely, but I assumed 'hugo balcony & view" was a typo. 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
174 The new apartment? It's ok. I've got a quasi view from the balcony. 1.4177 0.05175 158 106 38 14
175 Nothing much, you? 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
176 Hey Weinstein, the woman getting out of the shower is two floors down. 1.4172 0.05352 163 113 32 18
177 Thanks for calling back Donald. I’ve a hunch that Notre Dame is taking a knee. 1.4172 0.05422 163 114 30 19
178 No, I’m not being paranoid about my neighbor. Call it a hunch. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
179 Did I tell you that Harvey Weinstein now has a place in our neighborhood? 1.4118 0.05681 153 109 25 19
180 Yeah, you're gonna have to give me another clue, he looks familiar but still not ringing any bells... 1.4106 0.05084 151 100 40 11
181 Yeah, I have a hunch he's back. 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
182 Wow! Honey, what did you put in those brownies? 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
183 Yes, officer, you'll find him at the base of the bell tower. He'll be holding a potted plant. 1.4103 0.05670 156 112 24 20
184 Remember we thought a pigeon did that? 1.4103 0.05522 156 110 28 18
185 Actually, he does ring a bell. 1.4094 0.04857 149 96 45 8
186 This is Esmeralda, Quasimodo is violating his restraining order again. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
187 Not much, you? 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
188 He says his name is Harvey and he can put me in the movies. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
189 Meanwhile, any bell ringer from France can get a work visa, apparently. 1.4054 0.05740 148 106 24 18
190 He claims he can ring my bell. 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
191 The only downside is that my view is quasi-obstructed. 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
192 Hello maintenance, I changed my mind. I don't mind the pigeons anymore. 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
193 No Mom, he's just another social climber. 1.4054 0.05324 148 101 34 13
194 Excuse me...can you toss over some toilet paper? 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
195 I don't know who he is but his face rings a bell. 1.4054 0.05149 148 99 38 11
196 Let me call you back, these Airbnb visitors are out of control. 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
197 When I say he’s on the ball, it’s not a good thing. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
198 No, not a CELL tower after all. Much, much worse. 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
199 He's fallen for me. Or he will. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
200 He just doesn't seem ready to make the leap. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
201 Yes the view looks like a Disney movie, just not the one I envisioned. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
202 I'm sorry Brad, I'm currently seeing someone. 1.4014 0.05833 142 102 23 17
203 No, no officer, it's OK. He only does this to watch the Notre Dame games on our big screen TV. 1.4014 0.05659 142 100 27 15
204 I know we said 'we'll always have Paris,' but I think we've had it long enough. 1.4014 0.04794 147 95 45 7
205 It's a cute corner unit with a quasi-view of the city. 1.3986 0.04342 143 88 53 2
206 Please tell me this violates the restraining order. 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
207 Did you hear Steve Bannon bought a place in the neighborhood? 1.3972 0.06113 141 105 16 20
208 I've already told him it's St. Patrick's not Notre Dame. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
209 He's my Quasi-roommate. 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
210 I see they finally filled that gargoyle position. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
211 Can I call you back?, my 3 o'clock appointment just arrived.. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
212 Yes, that's right, the lotus position. Should I be concerned? 1.3957 0.05168 139 93 37 9
213 Hold on a second, I'm about to witness a great leap of faith. 1.3957 0.05921 139 101 21 17
214 Weinstein's staring at me again. 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
215 "Unobstructed views of Central Park" my ass... 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
216 Just finishing up with the plants, then it's off to the gym. Bye bye for now, and of course the Q-ster says hi. 1.3944 0.04993 142 94 40 8
217 ..so my realtor said "Esmeralda, I have JUST the condo for you!" 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
218 Fred's gargoyling again, mom. 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
219 Excuse me ma’am, what’s the wifi password? 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
220 Rent's not bad but it's got a quasi-obstructed view. 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
221 Be that as it may, you violated the spirit of real estate disclosure. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
222 Somehow I just keep attracting the wrong kind of guy. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
223 No, I swiped left but he's still here. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
224 I just have to water the plant and feed Quasimodo. I meet you downstairs in 5 min. 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
225 I didn't think balcony-grown cannabis would be this powerful. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
226 How much extra will you charge me to have those curtains delivered overnight? 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
227 Hey,off subject,but is Jeff Sessions Catholic? 1.3910 0.06022 133 97 20 16
228 We love Paris. We just didn't know it was a sanctuary city. 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
229 It's another one of those leaping Toms. 1.3910 0.05631 133 93 28 12
230 No, not in a good way. But he does look presidential. 1.3910 0.05319 133 90 34 9
231 I keep telling him.."I'm not your Dame" 1.3910 0.05927 133 96 22 15
232 Yes, and I can actually enjoy the balcony again thanks to the city's aggressive pigeon control program. 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
233 He is French, has a steady job, and makes excellent eye contact! 1.3864 0.05339 132 90 33 9
234 Have you considered a laxative? 1.3864 0.06238 132 99 15 18
235 No, actually, I think he was here first. 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
236 I know, I know.....but let me ask you, where else can I get a one bedroom with a terrace in a doorman building at this rent? 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
237 You're right, I never should have said, "come up and see me sometime." 1.3864 0.05954 132 96 21 15
238 He's creepy, but his balance is incredible. 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
239 Well I suppose I could change the ring tone, but it’s so cute how quick he comes. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
240 This explains why the Cardinal wasn't surprised at my last confession. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
241 No, Officer. I don't know for sure that the Peeping Tom's name is Quasimodo, it is just a hunch. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
242 I love Paris, apart from the locals 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
243 Ugh, Trump Jr. is watching me water my plants again. 1.3846 0.05920 130 94 22 14
244 The view is like something out of a book. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
245 The pigeons are gone but the cuckoos are back. 1.3846 0.05920 130 94 22 14
246 He said he's a hunchback for Notre Dame but he doesn't look anything like a football player if you ask me. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
247 They call it a Quasi-city view. 1.3810 0.05948 126 91 22 13
248 Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
249 What's my boyfriend do? He's highly placed in the church. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
250 He's kinda cute, but I prefer the quarterback of Notre Dame. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
251 I had a hunch he'd be back. 1.3810 0.05730 126 89 26 11
252 He says his name is Quasimodo. Rings a bell ? 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
253 Good God, he's now trying his Charles Laughton imitation. 1.3798 0.05844 129 93 23 13
254 Believe it or not, his looks aren't his biggest problem. 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
255 Hey, remember that French guy we met last night? 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
256 I don't know, Marty. What kind of 'good explanation' could there be? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
257 I’m not sure, but his face rings a bell. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
258 Housing Authority? The building across from me has a squatter. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
259 Yeah . . . he's still tolling for me. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
260 As if those bells every Sunday morning weren't bad enough..... 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
261 Mom, you know that guy I met in church I said was a little obsessive? Well, uh... 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
262 Yes, he's really on the ball. 1.3770 0.05375 122 83 32 7
263 Oh, I have to go. Someone just rang the bell. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
264 You know how we thought it'd be kinda cool to look at that old church next door? 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
265 They sold it to him as a one bedroom with a view. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
266 It's kind of creepy but he does leave at the top of every hour. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
267 Hang on Esmeralda, I'll just put you on speakerphone. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
268 I have to go, my neighbor just rang. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
269 …but I’m sure his Tinder profile said he was a “halfback from Notre Dame!!!” 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
270 Hi ... yes, I’d like to report a peeping-quasimodo. 1.3740 0.06043 123 90 20 13
271 Why do I think that I'm being stalked? Just a hunch. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
272 I found Dad. 1.3740 0.06152 123 91 18 14
273 Yes, hi. I'd like to report a peeping gargoyle. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
274 No, he's still there. He thinks I'm quasi-interested in him. 1.3740 0.05932 123 89 22 12
275 Sorry, you jumped over there, you can just jump right back. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
276 Yeah, I know he inspired a musical but he's creeping me out. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
277 Apparently trying to leave the Church is getting really dangerous. 1.3740 0.05214 123 83 34 6
278 Actually, he's not as irritating as that creep downstairs who uses a mirror on a stick. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
279 "THAT'S what I thought, but he swears his name is Phil. 1.3719 0.05395 121 83 31 7
280 He's back, but I'm trying to ignore him. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
281 The new place is great. The neighborhood has a quasi-Paris vibe. 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
282 Sorry, this is not a sanctuary city. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
283 No, he's just asking for the name of a good spinal surgeon. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
284 It's good to see we're still a sanctuary city. 1.3719 0.06000 121 88 21 12
285 To tell you the truth, the restraining order is worthless. 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
286 And he has his own place. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
287 He can jump if he want's, I don't think he can make it. 1.3697 0.06070 119 87 20 12
288 Police? I'd like to report a squatter. 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
289 Do I know who the peeper is? Well, I have a hunch. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
290 My new neighbor's a halfback for Notre Dame. 1.3697 0.06186 119 88 18 13
291 He says his name is Quasimodo. Does that ring a bell with you? 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
292 I don't recognize his face, but the name rings a bell. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
293 The broker did say it had classic views. 1.3697 0.05319 119 81 32 6
294 I paid for an unobstructed view. 1.3675 0.05509 117 81 29 7
295 Come on, one giant leap for mankind 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
296 No, it doesn't ring a bell. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
297 Excuse me ma'am, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? 1.3675 0.06142 117 86 19 12
298 Sorry officer, I don't know his name, but his face does ring a bell 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
299 Nothing much, what's up with you? 1.3675 0.06142 117 86 19 12
300 Looks like six more weeks of winter. 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
301 Yeah I'm pretty sure my ex is crazier 1.3675 0.06142 117 86 19 12
302 Look, it's San Francisco. I have to be interested in any guy who's interested in me. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
303 Yes, in fact I am the one who called earlier about the bells ... 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
304 I gotta call you back, my French teacher's here. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
305 No bell tower, but we do have cathedral ceilings. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
306 I’m quasi-sure it’s him 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
307 No, I'm in the Quasimodern building next door 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
308 It's OK. He can't hear me. 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
309 Yes, 911, my uncle was practicing his Parkour, but he's gotten himself stuck on top of the church again. 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
310 The guy next door is a total Victor Hugo fan boy. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
311 I have to go. My 3 o’clock is here. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
312 I don't care if chiropractically challenged is the correct nomenclature. Just come and stop him from staring in my windows. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
313 Unfortunately, he has squatter's rights. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
314 I think he wants to take a leap of faith. 1.3628 0.06166 113 83 19 11
315 Hold on a sec, my neighbor wants to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
316 Watering a plant while being stalked. You? 1.3628 0.05488 113 78 29 6
317 Well...he's French... 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
318 You'll never guess what Spider-Man dressed up as for Halloween this year. 1.3628 0.06037 113 82 21 10
319 Harold has been acting kind of weird since our separation last month. 1.3628 0.06293 113 84 17 12
320 I do sympathize, it's just that this apartment was supposed to be *my* sanctuary. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
321 Security? I know he's on the historical registry, but it's still creepy. 1.3621 0.06048 116 85 20 11
322 It's odd. Every time I water the plants, the bells stop. 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
323 I'm hoping he doesn't make a leap of faith. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
324 I haven't officially met the neighbor yet, but his face rings a bell. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
325 I can't recall his name but his face sure rings a bell... 1.3571 0.06324 112 84 16 12
326 Well, can he claim sanctuary if he is ON the cathedral? 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
327 But, on the plus side, my French is improving. 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
328 At least he stopped ringing the bell. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
329 He could be Jewish, I suppose. He just works there. 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
330 It's not growing fast enough--I can still see him. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
331 There is one guy I know who would jump at the chance to meet me 1.3571 0.06064 112 82 20 10
332 No, he's nice. And we made a deal. I'll water his fern and he'll pour boiling pitch on the downstairs neighbor. 1.3571 0.06195 112 83 18 11
333 I found him on that new dating website - Stalker. 1.3545 0.06138 110 81 19 10
334 I would to report a Pooping Tom outside my window. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
335 You wouldn't believe it, but I've found an apartment with outside space and my own personal gargoyle! 1.3545 0.06783 110 86 9 15
336 Oh yeah, and some treats for the gargoyle. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
337 Quasimodo's on top of it. 1.3545 0.06272 110 82 17 11
338 When they said the neighbor was also a Notre Dame grad; I just made a wrong assumption. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
339 You’re overwatering again. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
340 Well, he's attentive, a fabulous musician and has his own place. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
341 Hello, reception? I think you sent up the wrong bellman. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
342 I'll have to call you back. Something's just come up. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
343 What's French for "Sorry, but Essie turned this into an Airbnb"? 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
344 Hmm... if you're looking for classics to read, try the works of Victor Hugo, his books just seem to come to life. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
345 Pardon me, Miss. Could you throw me some toilet paper? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
346 Yes, it's good to be back from my trip to Paris. But... somehow I feel as though I never left... 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
347 The view? It's Quasi decent. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
348 By any chance, do you have any toilet paper? 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
349 More like quasi-creepy. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
350 He can't come to the phone right now. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
351 I'd like to report a peeping homme. 1.3519 0.06352 108 81 16 11
352 No, not too pricey, but it’s only quasi-gentrified. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
353 Despite appearances to the contrary, Jill was convinced the man peeping on her was not a well balanced individual. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
354 I'm pretty sure it's a zoning violation 1.3519 0.06352 108 81 16 11
355 I'm only Quasi-interested in him. 1.3491 0.06294 106 79 17 10
356 I love my new place but I feel like I’m being watched. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
357 Hi Doris, looks like the "steeple peeper" is at it again. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
358 Well, Mom, this new guy I'm seeing is at the peak of his profession. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
359 That does it,I've got to change my internet dating service 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
360 Your buzzer doesn't work 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
361 The realtor told me about the bells, but not about this guy. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
362 You were right about quirkyblinddate.com. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
363 Please book me in for Dr. Ziegler — I’ll need him to increase my dosage. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
364 No, I didn't say the quarterback of Notre Dame..." 1.3462 0.06800 104 81 10 13
365 That's right: athletic, persistent, distinctive features, hunchback. Ring a bell? 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
366 No, no. I said LUNCH PACK. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
367 That's the problem, you feed them once and they keep coming back. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
368 Finally a neighbor I can see eye to eye with. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
369 No, he can't make the leap, he's only a quasi modo! 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
370 Yes I should have paid for the higher floor. 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
371 This is Esmeralda up in 1505. I think I have a problem. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
372 He says he’s the quarterback of Nortre Dame. 1.3462 0.06375 104 78 16 10
373 Esmeralda, that football player from Notre Dame is here looking for you again. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
374 I got a hunch our new neighbors are French. 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
375 'Hunchback' is offensive, Todd. He's a deplorable. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
376 I don't know who he is, but he rings a bell. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
377 Wow...just last week he was a big-time movie producer. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
378 Esmeralda, I have a trivia question for you. How far can a hunchback jump? 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
379 Well, at least when he’s on the steeple, he’s not ringing that damn bell. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
380 Okay, now do you believe I love you? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
381 May I use your bathroom ? 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
382 Gotta go. My Tinder date just showed up. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
383 It's a long story. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
384 I like it here OK but my neighbor is a little creepy. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
385 He's a little odd, but I do like the attention. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
386 I think I know what happened to that "funny" kid in high school. 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
387 I think he's a squatter. 1.3429 0.06323 105 79 16 10
388 Your hunch was right. He's back. 1.3429 0.06466 105 80 14 11
389 No, I would say he's total modo. 1.3402 0.06698 97 74 13 10
390 I'm not sure how but he improves my cellphone reception. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
391 I mean, why not try ringing the doorbell, once in a while? 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
392 I could swear the agent said, "View of quads at MoMA." 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
393 Did I see anything unusual today? What do you mean by unusual? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
394 Honestly, my new priest seems a little too concerned when I miss a Sunday. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
395 The view is Quasi-obstructed. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
396 When we got the news that Adam was being scouted by one of the higher-ups at Notre Dame, this wasn’t what I envisioned. 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
397 Esmeralda, this is the last time I apartment-sit for you. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
398 Yes, I think we are a 'sanctuary city'. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
399 Oh nothing serious, just a hunch 1.3396 0.06552 106 82 12 12
400 I am really fine Mom, the medicine has only mild visual side effects 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
401 He says he's a back for Notre Dame. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
402 I don't know him, but he rings a bell. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
403 Not much new here. We've still got silverfish, and that hunchback staring from the top of the cathedral next door. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
404 I'll have to call you back, there is another squatter attempting a leap of faith. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
405 The new place? It's mostly great, except the view is just kind of quasi okay. 1.3367 0.06478 98 74 15 9
406 I'd like to report an historic anomaly.... 1.3367 0.06795 98 76 11 11
407 I'd like to report a peeping and very agile Tom. 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
408 I wish I would have paid more attention in my high school French class. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
409 Ma, all the good men are either gay, married, or afraid of heights 1.3367 0.05416 98 68 27 3
410 And this pose is called 'Crouching Gargoyle'. It's very good for your back. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
411 Only a hunch, but possibly front page news. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
412 No! I didn't say Halfback of Notre Dame... 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
413 You know that time I accidentally swiped right? 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
414 Yes, you did say the view would make me feel like I was in Paris, but still! 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
415 Your hunch was right. He's back. 1.3367 0.06313 98 73 17 8
416 Hunchback Thursdays are starting to bore me. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
417 The neighbors are quasi-friendly. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
418 I dunno. Maybe it's a little TOO near St. Patrick's. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
419 These internet trolls are getting more brazen every day. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
420 The neighborhood watch is really on the ball here. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
421 He just keeps saying how much he wants to ring my bell. 1.3366 0.06337 101 76 16 9
422 His profile said he was the real deal, but now I find out he's just quasi-modo. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
423 It said condo with a view, not condo with a viewer. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
424 Gotta go. That French guy is outside again. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
425 They finally found a renter for that 27-story walk-up. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
426 This brings stalking to a whole new height! 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
427 At least I've gotten him to stop ringing the damn bell. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
428 He says his name is 'Quasimodo,' which doesn't ring a bell with me. 1.3299 0.06671 97 75 12 10
429 He's not very attractive, but he's quite a swinger. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
430 Mom, it's no big deal. I'll just get some pajamas or curtains. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
431 And if that isn't creepy enough, he kinda looks like Harvey Weinstein. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
432 Perhaps he will be gone in a little while. But, I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
433 No, I'm not being dramatic. He watches me like a hawk. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
434 You're blocking my view. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
435 Well, he's rent-controlled, for one thing. A mob couldn't get him out of there. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
436 I have complained. Apparently they included the hunchback when the church was declared a landmark. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
437 As a matter of fact I am seeing someone new, and he really knows how to ring my bell. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
438 I love the apartment, but the view is a bit Gothic for my taste. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
439 I'd say outside of our place, the neighborhood is more french gothic. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
440 Hi, Your Grace. It's Steffi. Your Hunchback is staring at me again. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
441 Yeah, well I'm quasi-sick-of-it! 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
442 It needs some fertilizer. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
443 He's not taking the breakup very well. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
444 'Jerry, about that 'not needing curtains' idea you had...' 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
445 Unfortunately, he's landmarked. 1.3265 0.06611 98 76 12 10
446 I really wish my parents hadn't named me Esmeralda. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
447 Mom, relax. This place has a great Neighborhood Watch program. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
448 The new Hunchback ringtone is unbelievably real. 1.3265 0.05384 98 69 26 3
449 I think he's trying to hit on me. Just a hunch. 1.3265 0.06450 98 75 14 9
450 I'm just going to water it from now on, smoking it is creeping me out. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
451 Yes, I'd like to report a gargoyle. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
452 On the upside, it's got a view of the cathedral..... 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
453 He's asking if we are a sanctuary condo. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
454 I can’t recall his name, but his face rings a bell. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
455 Esmeralda, do I have the guy for you. I'll have him give you a ring. 1.3265 0.05576 98 70 24 4
456 You'll never guess who moved in next door. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
457 Yeah, Mom, I know I'm a millenial. But I still know what King Kong looks like. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
458 Hey lady, do you know how many condo rules you're violating ? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
459 My Tinder date is here, he looks like a good hump. 1.3263 0.06599 95 73 13 9
460 Yes, Police? He says he is staying until Trump resigns. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
461 He says he heard this is a sanctuary city. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
462 'He's not taking your place, dear; he's only my quasi boyfriend." 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
463 I have to go. The "sensitive, fun loving, bell ringer" that I met online, is about to hop in. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
464 Got any toilet paper? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
465 Sure, I hoped I'd meet a man in Paris. He's not quite what I expected, though. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
466 You're right. I needed to be a couple of floors up for privacy. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
467 I take it back. He’s doing a full modo. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
468 No, Mom, I never said that my new boyfriend was a half-back at Note Dame. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
469 One second, I think the president escaped. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
470 Sis, do we live in a sanctuary city? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
471 These Jehovah’s witnesses are becoming more aggressive 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
472 He can't tell if he is interested in me or just wants to hang out. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
473 It's not how I pictured my fairy tale romance. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
474 Hello, 911? I think Harvey Weinstein is perched outside my window. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
475 He keeps saying he wants to ring my bell. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
476 Do you have any toilet paper? 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
477 Yes officer, this is Esmeralda. Quasimodo is stalking me again. 1.3226 0.06516 93 71 14 8
478 I don’t know...His face doesn’t ring a bell. 1.3226 0.06693 93 72 12 9
479 Yeah, he's right here in front of me, contemplating a leap of faith. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
480 Yes, please send up 5 quarts of WD-40 and one SuperSoaker. 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
481 The neighborhood has gone downhill since we became a sanctuary city. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
482 No I don't recognize him but I do have a hunch. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
483 No mom, he’s not really dangerous, he’s just quasi-creepy. 1.3196 0.05191 97 68 27 2
484 Happy hump day, by the way. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
485 "Yeah he's here, his phone ran out of minutes, hang on a sec"! 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
486 Well, I don't exactly feel threatened. He's more of a "quasi" stalker. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
487 I don't know...he's more of a semi-modo. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
488 I dunno. I just don't have the heart to tell him they cancelled the musical's Broadway run. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
489 I hear that Harvey Weinstein is doing a remake of King Kong. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
490 You could have just taken the elevator you know 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
491 I think I need to change my ringtone. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
492 Yeah. It's Gary the gargoyle from downstairs again . . . I know . . . What a jerk. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
493 Hey, remember that ogre we met in St. Bart’s? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
494 No, I'm not seeing him anymore, but he's still seeing a lot of me. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
495 It's called gargoyling 1.3191 0.06630 94 73 12 9
496 Well, he rings my bell and lives nearby. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
497 It's rent controlled! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
498 He says he wants to ring my chimes. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
499 Siri, how far can steeple dwelling bell ringers jump? 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
500 I've told you before - you really MUST get proper toilets installed in the cathedral. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
501 Well, it's kind of flattering that a peeping tom would go to so much trouble ... 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
502 You know, very few people make it to our level. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
503 I'll tell you this much, mom--he's the strong silent type, super athletic, and has reached the top position where he works. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
504 I have a hunch the neighbors are religious. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
505 Who is he? I'm not sure, but I've got a hunch. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
506 Oh, not much really. I've got Quasimodo balancing on a church steeple peering into my kitchen at the moment. What's new with you? 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
507 I don't mind the staring. It's that damn bell he rings every hour that makes me want to break my lease. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
508 He said the bell tolls for me. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
509 This arrondissement has really gentrified the past couple hundred years. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
510 Esmeralda, I think he wants to talk to you. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
511 Honey, could you stand up, I think my coverage is better when you stand! 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
512 I'm not sure the east facing balcony was such a deal afterall. 1.3146 0.05671 89 64 22 3
513 I'm seeing someone right now who's at the top of his profession. 1.3111 0.06447 90 69 14 7
514 He’s musical, speaks French, isn’t afraid of heights, and loves flowers. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
515 Apparently, the civil war monuments are being replaced by confederate performance art. 1.3111 0.06637 90 70 12 8
516 We prefer spinally enhanced, Mother. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
517 Well, yes he seems a bit strange, but anything is better than the last guy. He was just "Miserable"! 1.3103 0.06802 87 68 11 8
518 Gotta go, my date just rang the bell. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
519 I’m telling you, it’s so much healthier since my neighbor started talking to it. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
520 Nothing new here, darling 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
521 Would you date someone who insists calling you Esmeralda? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
522 Look Mom, we all knew a Michigan-Notre Dame marriage would get a little stressful on game day... 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
523 He's, like, modo-ish. Sortamodo. Kindamodo. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
524 Gotta go. Bell rang. Guy from the church next door wants something. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
525 Of course I have a hunch who it is. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
526 Yes officer, I'm quite sure it's not a giant ape. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
527 He's a gargoyle, but I don't mean that in a negative way. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
528 Hard to say if it's a gargoyle or peeping Tom. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
529 THIS bell was NOT tolling for thee! It's my phone, the call was for me. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
530 Ever since we became a sanctuary city we’ve had all sort of novel characters appearing.... 1.3103 0.05498 87 62 23 2
531 Yeah, send one with a big ladder. He's stuck up there again. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
532 I'd say he's about a hop, skip, and jump away. 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
533 I hope he is just a peeper and not a leaper. 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
534 I can't remember his name, but his face rings a bell. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
535 Height? I can't even guess. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
536 Yes, 911? I think he's about to take a leap of faith... 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
537 Hugo says ‘Hi’. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
538 Hold on, Quasimodo wants to Facetime. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
539 He says he knows you, Esmeralda. Does that ring a bell? 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
540 Same old, same old, a little shopping, water the plants, stare down the peeping gargoyle neighbors 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
541 He's asking if this is a sanctuary city. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
542 I've been thinking about moving. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
543 Hello St. Catherine's? Your hunchback is peeking through my window again. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
544 Maybe a stalker, maybe a jumper. All I know is he's blocking our view of the Seine. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
545 'Hmm ... not exactly. More like quasi-Quasimoto." 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
546 I would call this more of a Quasi-gentrified neighborhood. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
547 I hate hump day. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
548 Just a creepy peeping tom. What's happening with you? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
549 It's not so bad, they let me ring the bell. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
550 He does it the middle of every week ever since he over heard me say Wednesday is hump day 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
551 Claude? It's Agnes. He's at it again. 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
552 My neighbors are quasi-normal 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
553 The view is nice, but the neighbors are quasi creepy. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
554 This is why we need more public toilets. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
555 He's not very good looking, but he's on the ball! 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
556 Remember that fairytale honeymoon I was promised? 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
557 Yeah. I know why the bells aren't ringing. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
558 When they said it had a 'Parisian feel' this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
559 Sometimes Cupid throws you a curve. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
560 You won’t believe this, but there is a guy sitting on top of the bell tower who isn’t wearing pants. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
561 The hunchback who notices dames 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
562 I’m going to have to call you back, I’ve been challenged to a staring contest. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
563 Personally,I find the bell ringing more disturbing. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
564 Mom, you'll like him. He's a Music major from Notre Dame. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
565 He worked so hard to get there, I hate to report him! 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
566 Quasi wants to know what time you want the alarm set for tomorrow. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
567 I hate hump day. 1.3023 0.06834 86 68 10 8
568 No, Mom, he's not exactly like my old boyfriend Modo. He's quasi-modo. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
569 Mrs. Laughton? Yes, he did it again. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
570 I love my new place. The view is so gothic. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
571 The view? I'd say more Gothic than Romanesque. 1.3023 0.05503 86 62 22 2
572 I'm still single, but I gotta hunch who likes me. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
573 I told him not to worry, this is a sanctuary city. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
574 I'd call it a quasi-good view. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
575 We met online. He's not perfect but, with a little work I think I can straighten him out. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
576 I love my new place! It comes with a vieux. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
577 Mother please, resoureful or not, he is not husband material. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
578 Yes mother, I do happen to have a new suitor and he’s very attentive. 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
579 Sheriff, this is Esmerelda, he's doing it again. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
580 He calls me Esmeralda and I give him water. It's like that cartoon. 1.3012 0.07013 83 66 9 8
581 Mother, I don't think Eric is taking his medicine. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
582 It's just a hunch. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
583 Yes Officer, but as peeping-toms go, this one deserves a medal. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
584 He seems nice, but I can't see it ending happily. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
585 There's this guy out there asking me if he can borrow some molten lead." 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
586 I can't tell if he's a real Modo or just a Quasimodo. 1.3012 0.07219 83 67 7 9
587 How far do you think Quasimodo can jump? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
588 He's screaming SANCTUARY - are we democrats? 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
589 No, Honey, it's not Trump or Weinstein. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
590 What time is it? Hold on, Mary. Let me ask this guy over here. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
591 I think I need to move to a higher floor. 1.3012 0.05066 83 58 25 0
592 He's sort of a quasi-stalker. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
593 Well the best description is that he looks uncannily like Eric Trump. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
594 Nature vs Percher 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
595 Monsignor ,this is Martha across the way, he's at it again . 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
596 All that money, Donald, for the air rights above the cathedral, and that is the best you can do? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
597 I've been quasi-seeing someone. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
598 I don't know. But his face rings a bell. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
599 He says he's looking for Sanctuary. Isn't that next to the omakase place in Brooklyn? 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
600 It's so cool, I found out we're both Notre Dame fans. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
601 That's why it's called a leap of faith 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
602 I've got my first trick or treater! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
603 I told him goth guys aren't my type, but he's not hearing me. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
604 No, it is clearly not a peregrine falcon building a nest. 1.2963 0.07338 81 66 6 9
605 As a matter of fact, my neighborhood is actually quite diverse. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
606 ..oh, not much, just watering the plants and staring at the local hunchback. What's new with you? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
607 That reminds me, is Notre Dame in the Final Four? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
608 It's a hideous French Gothic, but I can't talk now. The owner's right here. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
609 My realtor did say the locals were resistant to change. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
610 I don't know. Some creep who says he used to play quarterback for Notre Dame. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
611 Well, he does looks like his profile picture but when he said he was athletic, this isn't what I expected. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
612 Yes officer, his face rings a bell. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
613 I have a hunch that this will become a problem 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
614 I have a hunch, but can you describe him? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
615 That's just Goodell checking whether we stand for the anthem. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
616 NOT SURE WHY BUT, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A QUASI-RELATIONSHIP. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
617 I have a hunch backing out of my lease will be easy 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
618 Hi Mom. Nothing new. Just sent Billy out to play. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
619 Can I call you later? It's time to feed the Hunchback. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
620 is this weed any good?!?! Im hallucinating just watering it!!! 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
621 I would like to report a leaping Tom. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
622 I have a hunch. 1.2927 0.06605 82 64 12 6
623 My realtor told me the place had "old world charm." I wish he had been more specific. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
624 The squatters are getting a lot bolder in the neighborhood! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
625 I have a question about the 'sanctuary city' designation. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
626 Some troll is protesting the Anthem. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
627 It's amazing, I had wondered if watering a plant this high up could attract birds - you'll never guess what's perched on the bell tower next door. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
628 This gives a whole new meaning to the expression "leap of faith!" 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
629 I said we would meet at church choir, not spire. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
630 I think you'll genuinely like this guy - he's really, really goth. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
631 " This may be a good time to speak to him about those damn bells". 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
632 Don't they have a ledge in Wall street for that kind of thing? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
633 Sorry but I clearly ordered a hatchback for our children's game, not a hunchback of Notre Dame. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
634 What do you mean how do I know it's hump day? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
635 Oh, it's just a hunch I have. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
636 Is that you Esmeralda? 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
637 You know, the music was loud at the club and I thought he said he was the quarterback at Notre Dame... 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
638 I'm growing a privacy hedge. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
639 At least he stopped ringing the bell at all hours. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
640 No no, I asked for a HALFBACK! 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
641 And he thinks I'm going to like him just because my name's Esmeralda. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
642 And... pepper spray. 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
643 Yes, he's really on the ball. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
644 Hold on, my voyeur's back. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
645 I’ve got a hunch I’m being watched 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
646 I fed him once and now I can't get rid of him. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
647 He's Catholic, but I don't think birth control will be a problem. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
648 His face rings a bell 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
649 Yeah, so this stupid plant seems to be coming back. Ok, weird question: do you know if hunchbacks can jump? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
650 Yes, officer.. I would describe him as a dumb eyed, badly shorn, sighing circle steeple sitter. 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
651 ...yes officer. He keeps asking, Desdemona? And I keep insisting that it's a begonia. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
652 He did say the remodel was going to be mid-century. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
653 Actually, the word is "gargoyle" 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
654 It's Esmeralda. I think I'm being stalked. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
655 Hi Mom. Yeah, so you know how you told me to give that odd looking Catholic boy a glass of water the other day. I'm getting the sense he's the clingy type. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
656 On the other hand, I never have to set my alarm. 1.2875 0.06934 80 64 9 7
657 Professor Kay, this is Jodie from your art history class. One more time, what's the difference between a gargoyle and a grotesque? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
658 This is not the Parisian view I signed up for. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
659 Gotta go. My parkour coach is here. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
660 My boyfriend wants to know if the Irish beat the spread. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
661 Hold on, Arthur forgot his keys again 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
662 Hold on, the pervert of Notre-Dame is here again. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
663 Yes, I know, and I've told him a thousand times, "Your posture is going put a hunch in your back." Men. I bet he's not hearing a word I say. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
664 Honey, I gotta go, there's a church guy staring at me 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
665 You're taking stalking to new heights. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
666 I have a hunch that he's back. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
667 He likes New York well enough, but sometimes he gets homesick for his old place. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
668 It wasn’t here this morning, so I’m beginning to think it’s not a gargoyle at all. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
669 There's just one small problem: he's French. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
670 Hi, Mom? I'm pretty sure I'm being stalked, but its just a hunch. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
671 Well, Mom, the good news is that he goes to church, and he's far more interested in me than I am in him. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
672 He has taken the act of being a peeping tom to new heights. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
673 When the realtor said the place had a quasi view, it definitely wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2857 0.05182 77 55 22 0
674 I want to report an illegal squatter. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
675 Could I please have the number for the Paris archdiocese? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
676 Actually, he looks exactly like his Tinder picture. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
677 I'd term him special needs with a literate background. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
678 Well, I guess he didn't read the part about staying 500 feet away from a church or school... 1.2857 0.07126 77 62 8 7
679 Just wondering. Do you ever read the classics? 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
680 Actually, he is a well-balanced guy, but everything else in his profile is a crock. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
681 It's a funny thing - I didn't know that there was a monument to Victor Hugo in our neighborhood. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
682 Yes, hi. I'd like my deposit back. You explicitly said he would remain inside the bell tower. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
683 HelloParis,I'd like your lost and found department 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
684 Yeah, the guy from last Wednesday. The pepper spray didn’t reach. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
685 This guy has a lot of balls. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
686 He's not taking the break-up well, Esmeralda. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
687 No, I'm not surprised by it. We are a sanctuary city after all. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
688 As gargoyles go, he's pretty unthreatening. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
689 One of these days I will meet someone who is determined, courageous, and a bit of a daredevil. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
690 He says to tell you this is no longer a sanctuary city. 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
691 I don't know, but he kinda looks like your ex. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
692 Mom, but he's a musician with a fulltime job and housing. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
693 I don't understand how he knew I was having an affair. 1.2821 0.06024 78 59 16 3
694 You’re gonna love him. He’s French! 1.2821 0.06554 78 61 12 5
695 Hi honey, quick question. How far can a hunchback long jump? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
696 honey, have you noticed the new gargoyle on the cathedral? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
697 Yeah, parkour, all weekend... This one's just not moving along, though. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
698 The Nosy Hunchback of Notre Dame. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
699 Just a hunch, but I think I'm being watched. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
700 He's back.......Listen, I'm putting you on speaker you tell him. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
701 Weird, he just stares and calls me Esmeralda. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
702 Esmeralda? It's him again. I had a hunch he'd be back. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
703 I'm thinking the hump isn't enough of a counterbalance. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
704 I have a hunch the neighborhood association will have something to say about this. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
705 He's lost his keys again. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
706 Same old story: his Tinder photo looked a lot better. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
707 He's either taking a crap or he took one. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
708 Nothing new here, how about you? 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
709 How do you say 'I'm calling the cops' in French? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
710 Yeah, we bought in an older building, but like our realtor said, at least the neighborhood is quasi-modern. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
711 I think you’re overwatering. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
712 I think he asked me out, but my ears were ringing. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
713 say, I think I have a secret admirer 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
714 My ex has gone to great lengths to continue stalking me. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
715 Even squatters are having a hard time finding space around here. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
716 It's just a hunch, but I think he's a voyeur. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
717 I would say we have a quasi relationship. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
718 Do you want some water? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
719 No, not quesadilla, Quasimodo! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
720 That's too much water. Trust me, I have a hunch about these things. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
721 Hold on a second. The delivery man's here. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
722 I'm tired of quasi-relationships. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
723 Oh, just another downside of living on Avenue Victor Hugo. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
724 Whatever happened to secret admirers? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
725 Quasi, it's for you. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
726 That name rings a bell. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
727 But how do I tell if he's the Disney or the Hugo version? 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
728 Oh, by the way, do you happen to know if Notre Dame won today? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
729 Help! I've gotten up and I can't fall down! 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
730 Did someone named Esmeralda live here before? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
731 Now I have a hunch why this apartment was so cheap. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
732 Hang on, someone else is ringing me. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
733 I don’t know if he’s *the* hunchback, but he’s definitely *a* hunchback of Notre Dame, and you’ll need to send the fire department. 1.2800 0.05220 75 54 21 0
734 I could fertilize that for you. 1.2800 0.07488 75 62 5 8
735 Don’t worry Harold, I won’t get water on your precious building. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
736 Josh left me again, and this time he's blaming the church. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
737 I dunno... I'd say he's quasi-creepy. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
738 Hold on I think I may have found a date. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
739 He wants to know if this is a sanctuary city. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
740 He's had a hard time giving me space since the breakup. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
741 He's like my quasi-neighbor. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
742 I'm telling you, this guy's really on the ball. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
743 I wish that creepy girl next door would stop watching me. 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
744 Officer, his face rings a bell... 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
745 That creepy guy from church is here again. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
746 Notre Dame at Miami. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
747 Same ol' same ol'. How about you? 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
748 I had a hunch he was back 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
749 I'm watering my neighbors plant while he's at church 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
750 My view is just crazy. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
751 I hear he bought the air rights in the 80s... 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
752 I dunno but his face rings a bell. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
753 I'll take the creeps over pigeons any day. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
754 What should I do? I've never been trolled in person before. 1.2740 0.07620 73 61 4 8
755 No, not all the time. Just when the phone rings. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
756 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but would you like to buy some Gargoyle Scout cookies? 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
757 I'm getting a stalker vibe, but he insists it's a Neighborhood Watch Program. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
758 You'll like him. He's got a kind of Charles Laughton / Anthony Quinn / Mandy Patinkin vibe. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
759 It's modern, but with old world charm. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
760 Well, he's church-going... and extremely stable... but not your typical boy-next-door type at all. You'll like him. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
761 And after all these years, we met through my chiropractor. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
762 Once you’ve been to Paris, it’s always with you 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
763 I want to report a peeping Quasimodo. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
764 He takes Halloween very seriously. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
765 No Mom, I don't think I should I should give him a chance. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
766 He says he’d like a drink, and to hang out 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
767 I think he's a squatter. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
768 All I said was "what would it take to get you to stop ringing that bell every hour?". 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
769 No, but his face rings a bell. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
770 Whoever this Esmeralda is, she has a serious stalker. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
771 His face rings a bell 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
772 He says his name is Quasimodo, and even though I tell him my name is Helen, he keeps calling me Esmeralda! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
773 Officer, there's a pantsless man on a tower outsi-- no not that tower sir. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
774 He says he's a halfback or something so maybe it's a protest. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
775 911? I'm calling to report that a gargoyle has come to life and is trying to look in my windows, and no, I'm not just some New York nut job. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
776 I haven't been to the church yet, but the new preacher looks interesting. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
777 Yes, police, there's a creepy guy staring at me right now. Yes the one hundredth third floor. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
778 Quasimodo had to step out for a minute. May I take a message? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
779 If the bells weren't bad enough, now I've got a peeping hunchback! 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
780 Don't worry, Mom. The city is like a Disney movie. 1.2740 0.07103 73 59 8 6
781 Mom, I know you told me to move to a higher floor to keep the Peeping Toms away, but one guy is really persistent! 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
782 We met on Tumblr...I'd say we're quasi-dating. 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
783 He's literally staring at me. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
784 Hello, is this Notre-Dame Cathedral. I found the hunchback. 1.2740 0.07366 73 60 6 7
785 You seriously need to learn to Skype! 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
786 I'm glad we paid extra for the authentic French view 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
787 Did you lose your keys again? 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
788 No Barb, haven’t told him yet... I just don’t think it’s going to go well. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
789 He’s doing it again. I tossed him my chiropractor’s card. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
790 the chiropractor is one floor up. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
791 "Why don't I think this date is gonna work out?" I don't know. Probably just a hunch... 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
792 I have to call you back. The super's finally here. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
793 The bells are not as big a problem as you would think. 1.2740 0.06546 73 57 12 4
794 Call me crazy, but he rings my bell. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
795 Quasimodo? No, sorry -- that name doesn't ring a bell. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
796 I've got a hunch about this guy I'm seeing! 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
797 Maybe we should stop meeting like this 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
798 Did you know NYU even had a hunchback?! 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
799 In Europe, you know if it's a Catholic or a Protestant church by if there's a rooster or a cross on its top. But I'm not sure here. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
800 Hi deacon, it's Esmeralda. He's on the roof again. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
801 I think I know why this place was so cheap. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
802 I kinda regret we became a sanctuary city. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
803 Hello, Ashley Madison? I'd like to cancel my trial membership. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
804 Yes Officer, I caught him trying to ...well water my plant from afar, please hurry 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
805 Trust me Officer, he's "high"! 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
806 Okay, Esmeralda, I'll tell him. 1.2676 0.07495 71 59 5 7
807 No mobile? Ring the big bell next time. I will come down. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
808 Yeah, he's creepy, but the realtor promised me that he can't clear the jump. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
809 Oh, I'm just watching another weird world record being broke. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
810 Look officer, I don't know much about football but this guy keeps saying he played hunchback at Notre Dame. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
811 I’m suing the seller for non-disclosure. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
812 Notre Dame de la Gentrification. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
813 I think I need to stop using dating apps 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
814 This is a sanctuary city, so I said yeah, fine whatever. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
815 Yeah, I see him. I just don't think he's my type... 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
816 I think I need a taller plant. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
817 It was either this or a brick wall. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
818 The restraining order expired. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
819 I knocked twice on the pipe Mom, but he's still there. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
820 Ah, what the hell... Swipe right. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
821 Hello, Rid-A-Troll? 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
822 Not much...Oh...they just installed a new weather vane on the church. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
823 OK, Mom, but if he jumps over, I 'll know he's serious. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
824 Just a hunch. Back to you. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
825 Igor, I think you'd be more effective in your new job if you stood up straight and held your arms out. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
826 Gotta go, my ride's here. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
827 I would say the view from my balcony is Quasi good. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
828 He's a moron, on top, but no comb-over 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
829 I have a hunch who’s been calling me in the middle of the night. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
830 Same sh#t, different day. How about you? 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
831 You won't believe the trick I just taught him! 1.2676 0.07221 71 58 7 6
832 Well, he's better looking than a gargoyle. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
833 Peeping Lon. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
834 Jump? Hugo First. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
835 No, ‘he rings Our Lady's bell’ isn't a euphemism. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
836 Just my luck to be stuck next to a church that provides sanctuary to peeping Toms. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
837 I think I liked the incessant bell ringing more than the leering stares. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
838 I agree, that was the best mushroom pizza I've ever had. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
839 It looks like the Peeping Tom of Notre Dame is back. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
840 Hump. I said hump, not hunk. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
841 No, Quasi, for the last time I am not interested in a private tour with you. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
842 Mom, remember telling me when falling in love, looks aren't "everything"? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
843 I told him I'd rather go out with a gargoyle 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
844 Well, he's a little weird. But on the plus side, he's been offered a place at Notre Dame! 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
845 Just passing by, and wondered if you'd like to have lunch. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
846 Our new place has a hideous view. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
847 I guess the Craigslist ad did say 'sunny apartment located On Broadway' 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
848 He's a ringer for my first husband. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
849 Yeah, the plant watcher just got here before we leave. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
850 Phase Three will have a view of Moby Dick 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
851 Yep, he's watching me like a hawk. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
852 oh hell, the guy sitting on the church spire is blocking the sun from my plant 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
853 No, but he wants me to throw him a thing of toilet paper… 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
854 Oh, not much. The guy from Match.com is still pestering me. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
855 I'll take Notre Dame and 3 for 100. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
856 Oh gosh, is it Humpday already? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
857 I just thought of someone who can look after the plants. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
858 Oh, not much, just watching Igor. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
859 I'll say this for him, he's on the ball. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
860 OMG, look out your window, Sara. It's Weinstein again. Watch this, I'm gonna toss him some panties. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
861 The new neighbor is that gargoyle-next-door type. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
862 I don't care if he DID make confession at St Patrick's, Mr. Weinstein STILL makes me uncomfortable! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
863 He says he owns the air rights. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
864 I didn't think to ask what 'unique city views' meant. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
865 You'll never believe who I just ran into out on the balcony. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
866 Quasimodo? Yeah, that name rings a bell. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
867 I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
868 The view is like something out of a Disney movie. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
869 Actually, my name IS Esmeralda. How did you guess? 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
870 He seems to be staring at my foliage, not my cleavage. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
871 Hi, I'd like to check on the status of my BB gun order. 1.2609 0.07628 69 58 4 7
872 Well, Mom, he’s right next door—outdoorsy, daring…kinda short. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
873 Gotta go. My parkour instructor is here. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
874 I'm so sick of Rent Control. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
875 Do you sometimes get a weird hunch? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
876 I think Cirque du Soleil just arrived in town. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
877 I just wish someone interesting would show up in my life. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
878 I think the neighbor's a little bent out of shape. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
879 Yeah, he's back again. I blame Victor Hugo. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
880 I'm trying to talk him down, Esmeralda. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
881 Harvey Weinstein's new job is a gargoyle. 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
882 Honey, we're out of toilet paper! 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
883 Quasi-attractive? Yeah, I guess he is. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
884 When I asked him if he remembers how he got up there he said "nothing rings a bell". 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
885 Listen, I'll let you go. I invited that nice hunchback from across the street over for coffee and sanctuary. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
886 Just a hunch, but I think Notre Dame football is going to be back this year. 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
887 I have a hunch he’s stalking me. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
888 No, not gargle, I said gargoyle. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
889 I gotta let you go, Jimmy ate too many brownies again. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
890 Sorry, some relatives arrived. Gotta go, bye. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
891 Yes, I'm sure he's a hunchback, and no, it's not Notre Dame. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
892 Well the doctor recommended a squatty potty, but you know how Phil always goes to extremes. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
893 It's not the gargle that freaks me out. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
894 Front Desk? I hate to be a pest, but the new No Solicitors sign does NOT work. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
895 Can I get back to you babe? I've got Quasimodo on hold. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
896 I had a hunch you'd call. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
897 Yes, I know I voted for it but I didn't think that this is what they meant by making this a sanctuary city. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
898 Oh it’s fine; he’s just the house-sitter. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
899 I want to get closer, but he keeps telling me he's not ready to make the leap. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
900 Yeah, well he's 'quasi' freaking me out. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
901 No, not a gargoyle, more like a Gary. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
902 Can I call you back? Notre Tom is eavesdropping again. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
903 ...he's asking if he can borrow some sugar... 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
904 It's really more than just a feeling I'm being watched. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
905 Honestly, you would think that ringing that bell got him enough attention. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
906 He doesn't just look like him - he's a dead ringer. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
907 I like the view, but privacy is an issue. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
908 Mr. Moto says hello 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
909 Can you please not ring that bell while I'm on the phone? 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
910 Hold on a sec. Igor wants to talk to you. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
911 Well, he's French, a renowned musician and has his own place on the Île de la Cité. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
912 He wanted more space, so I gave it to him. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
913 Let me call you back. My bell ringer is trying to get in touch with me. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
914 No, it's my fault. I told the realtor we wanted quasi-modern. 1.2537 0.07768 67 57 3 7
915 No, I don't see a wedding ring. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
916 I thought I swiped left. 1.2537 0.07472 67 56 5 6
917 Yes, Daddy, I promise I'll omit my address from my next on-line dating profile. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
918 No, it's not my ringtone. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
919 Mr Weinstein followed me home again ! 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
920 It's our little platonic Pavlovian thing. He rings the bell, I water the plant. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
921 They call me The Pervert of Notre-Dame. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
922 Gotta go, mom—someone’s ringing the bell. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
923 I got a new ringtone 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
924 There’s something about him that rings a bell. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
925 Could you at least get off the phone and reject me flat out? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
926 The church next door has gone condo, with quasi-detached units. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
927 I don't know...he seems nice, but his hump was on the other side last week. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
928 Call you back. The bell-tower guy is here 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
929 Do you happen to know what the Notre Dame score is? 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
930 I have a quasi-good view. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
931 No, he doesn't ring it. He just sits there and yells at people at the top of every hour. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
932 Yes, it is a bit unusual, but he does keep the pigeons away from our balcony. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
933 Hang on for a sec so I can scream at my stalker. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
934 Realtor might have omitted some details about this view. I have a hunch. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
935 I don't care if he claims "sanctuary," I want him arrested for peeping 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
936 Oh, and you know how you said when it came to choosing a school, I would just know? I've decided to go to Notre Dame. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
937 So our new neighbor is from Paris. Very cosmopolitan. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
938 The good news is that the pidgins don't roost on the balcony anymore. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
939 I know these empty churches are sitting on prime real estate; I just don't want to lose my view. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
940 He says he's the "hunchback of note the dame." 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
941 David Blaine looks a lot different up close. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
942 The unit gets plenty of light and Gothic inspiration 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
943 I'd like to report a peeping gargoyle. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
944 Yes, Mom, I'm starting to get out and meet my neighbors. 1.2537 0.05356 67 50 17 0
945 But Mom, he says he can get me into Notre Dame. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
946 Oh, I know he's a hunchback Darlene, but if you could only see him. He's at the pinnacle of his career. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
947 Mais, non. He doesn't ring my bell. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
948 They call it the Weinstein treatment. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
949 Yes, our son finally got in Notre Dame. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
950 Yeah, Paris is lovely. But my new neighborhood has a bit more 'local flavor' than I expected. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
951 Looks aren’t everything Mother. At least he’s got a steady job and no other girls. How do I know? He rings me every hour. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
952 911--please disregard my call. He says he can fly. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
953 I know, right? All of a sudden we're seeing Weinstein EVERYWHERE! 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
954 I really enjoy living in Paris. And I've met someone. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
955 Something about this guy rings a bell. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
956 Yeah, I tried swiping left... 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
957 Whenever he gives me that smoldering hot look of his I can't help myself - I want to wet my plants. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
958 Yes, I would like to report a micro-aggression on my balcony. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
959 I have a hunch my neighbor is at the top of his class at Notre Dame. 1.2537 0.07163 67 55 7 5
960 These French people are so weird. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
961 I really do love him, but Ted's cosplay obsession is starting to become a bit of a problem. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
962 I love these new hologram classics. 1.2537 0.06840 67 54 9 4
963 I watered the plants and let out the cats, but Quasimodo won't come back in. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
964 He's athletic good personality and French. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
965 Hello, Police? Harvey Weinstein is outside my apartment. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
966 ...yes, unfortunately you heard me right. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
967 Well he's not exactly cute, but he's quasi-cute. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
968 It's a hunch give me notre dame by 3 points 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
969 The realtor said this was a neighborhood in transition. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
970 Put me down for Notredame to win... let's just say I have a hunch .... back to watering... bye. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
971 On the bright side there are no pigeons... 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
972 It's either a weathervane or I've been drugged and transported to Paris. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
973 No, Mom, I’m not going to ask him if his name is Quasimodo. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
974 Looks like Cirque du Soleil is back in town, do you want to go? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
975 Hold on....someone is ringing the bell 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
976 He says Ham and Swiss on rye — hold the mustard. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
977 Are you there St. Simeon? It's me, Margaret. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
978 It’s the kind of view that looks back at you. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
979 "I have a hunch he's back". 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
980 Why do I think he’s too short for me? Just a hunch. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
981 Hello, Terminix? This is Mrs. Hugo. I'd like to report a mouse. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
982 It's an airy apartment close to the museums and a farmers' market, also - Victor Hugo lived here. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
983 It would not be a small step for this man but it would be a large step back for mankind. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
984 Yeah, well, its just Quasi-weird ... 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
985 Quasimoticon. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
986 He says he's an undocumented Frenchman seeking sanctuary. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
987 Well, I'm on the fence. He does get points for remembering my favorite movie. But he also just dropped the boombox... 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
988 Quasimodo? Ya, he's here. Why? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
989 I've got a hunch my ex is stalking me. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
990 On second thought that "bell chime" ring tone was not such a great idea. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
991 Airbnb didn't mention anything about the view. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
992 He's going for the Guinness Church Perch record. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
993 Can you hold? Something's ringing. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
994 There's no question that we're a sanctuary city! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
995 Esmeralda, you have a visitor. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
996 Hold on! I have a hunch I’ll have to call you back! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
997 I have a hunch my new neighbor may be a problem. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
998 Esmeralda, did you give that Hunchback our address? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
999 It's my sanctuary. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1000 It looks like my date is here from that new app, Humpr. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1001 I'm not sure officer, but somehow he rings a bell. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1002 Hello police? It's Esmeralda in 936, he's at it again. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1003 Creeps are getting far too brave these days. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1004 I want to report a Quasimodo. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1005 Hang on, he wants me to get him an Uber. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1006 Well, I used to be able to see the Eiffel Tower. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1007 Trust me, yoga works wonders! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1008 Can't a girl find a normal hunchback in this city? 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
1009 Quasimodern: The Hunchback of Rockefeller Center 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1010 It's been 5 days since I said "Happy hump day!" and he's still mad at me. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1011 I'd like to report a missing person from Victor Hugo. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1012 No, he hasn't moved in yet. 1.2500 0.07715 64 54 4 6
1013 Nah nothing new here same old same old 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1014 He's using the church steeple as his quasi-commodo again. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1015 He didn't get your text Esmerelda, but I'll make sure he knows you like him. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1016 My airbnb has a quasi-view. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1017 Not much, you? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1018 It is nice having my husband work so close to home but I still worry about the commute. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
1019 So, I met this guy who really rings my bells! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1020 No, officer, I'm not wondering if I might have a stalker, I just told you I have a hunch. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1021 Hold on, Tinder just sent me a new match. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
1022 'Yeah he misinterpreted my 'just hanging out' text. And I keep telling him: this WHOLE CITY is a Sanctuary.' 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1023 He's not Quasimodo but his face rings a bell. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1024 It's a trial separation. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1025 He is creepy...but he's not Harvey Weinstein creepy. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1026 I've seen him around, and his name rings a bell. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1027 Yea, yea, online dates never look like the photo...Gotta run he's here! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1028 Which reminds me, I need to make an appointment with my chiropractor. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1029 Please hurry! He's acting quasi-suicidal. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1030 It's more of a quasi-shared yard. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1031 I remember the church, the steeple, and all the little people. Nothing about a peeping tom! 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1032 Hey Dad, let me call you back. I need to tip the bellman. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1033 The things men do to be noticed. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1034 It's Patrick. He's taken out life insurance. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1035 Ok, Ok. But don't knock over the plant. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1036 Can I get back to you? I have somebody on hold. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
1037 Not exactly a peeping Tom, more like a lurking Lon. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
1038 Really, lieutenant? I should play along that I'm Esmeralda and persuade him to climb down... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1039 I've got to go. You-know-who still thinks I'm Esmeralda. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
1040 I'm actually watching the last flowering of architecture as an artistic form. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1041 If I keep calmly ignoring him, he will eventually go away like every other hunchback that has been obsessed with me. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
1042 Bring a straightjacket. Oh, and a very tall ladder. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1043 Well, I have a "QUASI-crisis" in front of my veranda at present...let me call you back! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1044 I think he's taking it well. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1045 Oh it's fine, but the neighborhood isn't fully gentrified yet 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1046 Well, it has a quasi view of the park. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1047 Do you think it's weird he knows when Keith is away? 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1048 He was gone for a few days. But I had a HUNCH he'd be BACK. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1049 No, Norte Dame is two blocks North of here 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1050 Maybe my standards are too high. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1051 'Is the president visiting our city today?' 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1052 I have to call you back; my date’s here. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1053 The Airbnber of Notre Dame. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1054 Tried ringing you, thought I'd try voice mail. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1055 I should’ve known there was a reason this apartment was so cheap. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1056 Can you spare some toilet paper? 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1057 My view is in Seine. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1058 Hold on....someone is ringing the bell 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1059 Gotta run. I have a hunch he's back. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
1060 The neighbor said he'd watch the pied-à-terre while I'm traveling. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1061 I had a hunch he would be back! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1062 I'll tell you more later Mom, but he rings my bells if you catch my drift. 1.2462 0.05385 65 49 16 0
1063 I found Harvey Weinstein. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
1064 Do I have your attention? 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1065 I think it's one of those hideous Disney creatures I've been conditioned to love. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1066 No, I don't know him, but he does vaguely remind me of somebody. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
1067 It's a long story. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1068 I keep telling him he has the wrong Esmeralda! 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
1069 A human gargoyle, how precious! 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1070 Oh, Bill? He's just gargoyling. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
1071 He's back and he says he wants to save me from the angry crowds below. He's obviously not a native New Yorker. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
1072 I thought he looked quasi-familiar, but he's not ringing a bell. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
1073 He's about 5'6", 180 pounds, and just a hunch, but I think he might be French. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1074 I'll have to call you back- Harvey Weinstein's here. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
1075 Yes, I said "Peeping Tom." "How do I know he's high?" 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
1076 It's that gargoyle again. He's off his meds and out of his tower. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1077 I have a rather confusing relationship with the church 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1078 Yeah, every morning and he never speaks. He is quasi cute, though... 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1079 I think that guy I was worried about is coming over 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1080 Can I call you back? The neighbor is anxious to chat about the sanctuary city resolution. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1081 Ma, remember that guy we saw at the theatre? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1082 Oh, Jim, gargoyles are so passe. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1083 Hunchback of the Upper West Side 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1084 Siri, how do you say in French: Excuse me, but it's almost noon. Isn't there something else you need to be doing right about now? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1085 This is your neighbor, reiterating my stance that the "ring bell for service" sign is a bad idea. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1086 No, not really, but his face sure rings a bell. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
1087 He said He wants His air rights back. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1088 If he thinks I’m giving him sanctuary, he can forget it. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1089 He just seems like a creeper. Call it a hunch. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
1090 My hunch about my date was right. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1091 Just stay on the line so it doesn't seem awkward. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1092 I'd say he's only quasi-creepy. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1093 Mom, it's Esmeralda. You'll never guess who just stopped by. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1094 He says he's not committing suicide, he's ascending to heaven. 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
1095 My neighbor has been reading super hero comics again. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1096 Yeah, I know. It's hump day. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1097 Yeah, Ethel, he's still there. I still don't know who he is, but something about him rings a bell! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1098 Quasi-modern Architecture. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1099 No,I just can't ignore him. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1100 He's back, mother. Says he wants a bridge now instead of a wall. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1101 My husband's plans this weekend? Up in the air. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1102 These gargoyles are really becoming realistic. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1103 It’s just so hard to tell if a guy likes you these days. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1104 It's a terrific apartment, but the view could be better. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1105 I don't think I should have called my plant Esmeraldo. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1106 The pictures on Airbnb made it seem bigger. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1107 I'm fine, what about yourself? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1108 So it looks like they finally sold that penthouse with the 360º views. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1109 He says I am overwatering 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1110 Gentrification cannot finish up too soon. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1111 Indications that the fine line between infatuation and all out stalking has been crossed. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1112 Well, you're on the ball. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1113 I made eye contact with some guy on the subway and he took it as an invitation. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1114 I have a hunch that he's lonely. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1115 Yeah... it's him again. I had a hunch he'd be back. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1116 I have a hunch he's ready to take the leap. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1117 I hear bells whenever I see him 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1118 "911, yes I would like to report a squatter". 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1119 One large pizza going to the top of Notre Dame please. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1120 Just a hunch, but I think he likes me. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1121 Yes, I would like to report a Peeping Tom, 10th floor, opposite the Sanctuary. Yes, the 10th floor. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1122 My Tinder date from last night is quite determined to see me again! 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1123 He keeps asking if my name is Esmeralda. . . . 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1124 You’ll never believe how real this gargoyle looks! I swear, its eyes follow me around whenever I move. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1125 The Eagle has landed. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1126 He can't tell if he is interested in me or just wants to hang out. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1127 I don't know...I just have this queasy feeling he likes me. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1128 You should be careful—that's a succulent! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1129 You know the type, creepy in a cute sort of way. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1130 Mom, I'm fine. I have someone I am quasi seeing. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1131 Yeah, Denise? I found your husband. Where? Just think lost cat stuck in a tree, but instead of tree, think steeple. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1132 Hold on Essie, Qua wants to say hello. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
1133 He says he wants to ring my bell for a change. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1134 We complete each other. He needs someone to admire from afar, and I need a really loud alarm clock. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
1135 He told me his name but it doesn't ring a bell. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1136 Yes, Quasimodo is abiding by the 10 foot restraining order. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1137 He wants to know if it's considered a pre-existing condition. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1138 I don't know, I just have this creepy feeling like I'm being watched. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1139 Creepymodo, more like. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1140 Oh, great. Harvey Weinstein is back. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
1141 What is he like... well, he loves church, is well-rounded and will ring your bell 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
1142 The new apartment is great, such a sanctuary from the bustle of city life. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
1143 No, he's not the halfback. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1144 The balcony's great but the churchy types across the street weird me out. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
1145 I had a hunch he'd be back. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
1146 For now, we have a short distance relationship 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1147 Remind me - is a peeping hunchback considered good luck or bad luck in France? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1148 It's such a nice coincidence that I polish the finial ball at the same time that you water your plants. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1149 Yeah. He's doing, like, the medieval version of planking. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1150 I feel like I'm living in a gothic novel, Mom! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1151 Do you have Gloria Allred's phone number? 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
1152 I've finally found someone who's really on the ball 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1153 Call it a hunch. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1154 Mother, I just finished telling Igor, "You got yourself over there, so just get yourself back." 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1155 Hold on-I'll ask. Are you Mr. Laughton? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1156 Hey Quasi, go to the Capital, it needs more bell ringing than the Church! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1157 He really pisses off the pigeons. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1158 I keep telling Karl, if he break his neck with this parcour nonsense it's his business, but he better not knock over another one of my plants. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1159 I think he must be one of those 'goths'. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1160 I just found a nice place overlooking Notre-Dame but I am worried about one of their tenants. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1161 Yeah, I'm going to a Gothic novel re-enactment meet-up tonight right here in the neighborhood. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1162 Have to go. Gene's home. This role playing to spice up the marriage is going way too far! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1163 He'd love to say hi Mom but he's busy at work. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1164 Nope - still feels creepy. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1165 He looks like a guy I saw in a movie, but I don't remember which one. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1166 I think he's saying that he's a fullback at Notre Dame. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1167 Yes! He finally made it to Broadway! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1168 So, I finally confronted my neighbor about ringing that bell of his at all hours. Let’s just say it could have gone better. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1169 Well, you know, he's got all this free time since he was kicked out of the Academy. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1170 This guy I'm meeting says he's really into architecture and mostly listens to church bell music. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1171 The old neighbors don't fit in anymore. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1172 I think he's hitting on me. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1173 " I know, but it's Saturday night and in this town I could do a lot worse". 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1174 I think Harvey Weinstein is leering at me from atop the steeple. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
1175 With rent control, you never know who your neighbor's going to be. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1176 Hello mom, our neighbor is at it again. He is perched on top the bell tower and calling me Esmeralda. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1177 My hunch was right. He’s back. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1178 Can you take my pic? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1179 Yes, but is it art? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1180 You shouldn't over-water that 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1181 Does the guy I met on Tinder ring a bell...? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1182 Wait, this guy from church is REALLY trying to get my attention. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1183 I'm the new weathercock. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1184 I'm trying to ignore him. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1185 Can you come over later? I'm on the phone. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1186 I like having a balcony, but the place next door has rooftop deck. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1187 South Bend has fullbacks, tailbacks, running backs. Why not a hunchback? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1188 Why? The rent's too high, the sink leaks and my neighbor creeps me out. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1189 No, my new phone is a Moto, but my new neighbor's named...oh never mind. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1190 He's a lot more attractive in his profile pic, where he's crouching on top of Mt. Everest. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1191 No, I can't just block him--he's an actual troll. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1192 Yes, it can be a bit unnerving, but at least he faces this direction most of the time. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1193 He looks totally unstable, you know, mentally. But physically his balance is amazing. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1194 He told me he'd be right over.. that he's only a hop, skip and a jump away. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1195 Is it just me or are pigeons getting more menacing? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1196 He looks like 'Quasimodo,' but claims he's a Hollywood mogul. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1197 Can you believe? A peeping hunchback! Everything happens to me! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
1198 Well there is this one guy... 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1199 Excuse me ma'am - may I ask where you found that ringtone? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1200 Remember, this is Boston. He's not even in the top ten of creeps I've dated. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1201 This guy is taking Jahova's Witness to new heights. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
1202 At least he's wearing clothing this time. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
1203 It's Harvey again. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1204 That makes sense. It's a bell tower not a cell tower. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1205 'Something about him rings a bell' 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
1206 These kids on their phones nowadays are so oblivious to their surroundings. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1207 I can't figure it out. I think he is quasi-crazy. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
1208 Yeah, it's like steeple chase except you don't move. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
1209 I've finally met someone who hates that bell as much as I do. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1210 Sean and I broke up but he just won't let go. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1211 White male, mid 40s, and, um, calcium-challenged. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1212 Dinner tonight? Quasi available... 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
1213 Hello, my neighbor asked me to call you; he's dropped his phone. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1214 If I describe my neighbor, will you let me know if he rings a bell? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1215 I don't know. It's not ringing any bells. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
1216 No, not 'Tom.' What do you call a peeping hunchback? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1217 Harvey's back... can you hold on while I throw something at him? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1218 NYC stabilized rent sure is hard to come by. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1219 I told him I’m Jewish. 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
1220 I dunno, he just keeps staring at my bush. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
1221 I’d like to report another peeping tom 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1222 Yeah...rings a bell. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1223 I broke up with him last night, but I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
1224 Call it a hunch. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
1225 The weirdest part is that he's only admiring his reflection. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
1226 Yes, I asked him to replace the bell with wind chimes. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
1227 This sculpture look so real. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
1228 I swear he's a dead ringer for Harvey Weinstein. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
1229 I don't care that it has autonomous driving, I ordered the hatchback, not the hunchback! 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
1230 The neighborhood has a decidedly Gothic feel. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
1231 Hunchback of Not Ur Dame. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1232 I guess the broker was right. The view is over the top. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1233 Nah, just a garden-variety peeping Tom, with no pants. He can climb, but he can't fly. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1234 I love my new apartment. It's like my total sanctuary. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1235 Of course I'm stalking you. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
1236 I knew I should have never let you talk me into letting that Quasimodo guy from the church next door buy me a drink. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1237 Now, Belinda, for the last time: Will you marry me? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1238 I wouldn't really mind it if he weren't chanting "Serf's up!" 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1239 My doorbell man is here. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1240 I don't know why, but every time I water my Pot plant, he's there. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1241 Hello, Pope Francis! 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
1242 I don't see it working out, Ma. He's a real gargoyle. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1243 I'm telling you, he just pooped out an entire cathedral! 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1244 No officer, not a "Peeping Tom".... a "Peeping Quasimodo". 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1245 I've got to go Sharon, the neighbors are on their way over. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1246 The bells? No problem. But the view can be ugly. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1247 Hello? I'd like to report a humpback wail on top of the cathedral. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1248 At last! Real competition for neighbourhood ogre! 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1249 Hi, I'd like to call in a drone strike. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1250 He acts like it's only quasi-separation of church and mate. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1251 What part of ‘No!’ don’t you understand? 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1252 I shouldn’t have given him water. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1253 I would like to bridge the divide between church and sex 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1254 Another benefit of living next to Notre Dame: we get to chat with Quasimodo. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1255 He keeps calling me “Precious.” Whatever! 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
1256 Yeah, they say he wants to be called "Spire-Man." 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1257 He takes face time very seriously. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1258 What’s up? Funny you should ask… 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1259 He’d like a medium pie with cornichons, whatever that is... 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1260 He says he's a lightening rod. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1261 Quasimodo? No, he says his name is Scooter. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1262 and I thought my apartment was small 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1263 Oh my god, he just sits there and stares. It's so annoying. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1264 On the bright side,he looks like he's got a good head on his shoulder. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1265 911? Could you send over an officer to remove the bat in the belfry next door? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1266 Esmeralda? Yes, he insists you gave him this address! 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1267 The folks across the street just listed their place on PrayerBNB. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1268 Nah, I'm not gonna tell him to leave. I get better reception out here, now. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1269 My neighbor's like totally into parkour. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1270 I found out who has been taking my flowers. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
1271 I don't dare make the leap from religion to environmentalism. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1272 So this is Halloween in Paris. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1273 The view? A mix of quasi-modern and Quasimodo. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1274 Quasimodo? I don't know. I may be looking at a dead ringer. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1275 You can't see it on your map? 'N', 'O', 'T', 'R', 'E'. 'D', 'A', 'M', 'E'. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
1276 That name rings a bell. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1277 He keeps his WiFi unprotected. We're good. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1278 If it isn't love, Mom, it's at least quasi-love. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1279 Sorry, wrong century. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1280 I dunno, Sally, I just have a hunch about this guy. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1281 Yes, he's back. He probably wants to mansplain Gothic architecture to me again and insist on rescuing me from the evils of gentrification. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1282 I've got a hunch someone's watching me. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1283 Yes 911, it's Quasimodo with a "Q." 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1284 You're going to love your new condo, they said. Breathtaking view of Notre-Dame, they said. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1285 Okay, gotta go. Q's gonna hop by for lunch. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1286 Well, yes, I do live in the "Sanctuary Apartments". 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1287 I have to go mom, my tinder date's here. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1288 Just to let you know, I'll be staying at Esmeralda's condo for a few days. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1289 I have a hunch someone's watching my back.. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1290 He said he was trying to get closer to God. I just don't know why he couldnt keep his pants on. 1.2241 0.07795 58 50 3 5
1291 I promise not to leave the seat up next time. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1292 He is cheaper than a security system. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1293 Trust me. I have a hunch about these things. 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
1294 I think we've got bigger problems than pigeon shit. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
1295 Well, right now he IS hunched, so I don't know... 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1296 So I told the genie I wish I could meet a man who will be devoted to me and make me feel safe, but I don't care what he looks like. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1297 I admire your accomplishment, but you'd seem less weird, if you'd finish dressing. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1298 He’s the strong silent type. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
1299 Oh I love the new apartment. Its like being in a Disney movie. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1300 But I told him I'm reading Les Miserables. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1301 Just a sec love, the neighbor has something to tell me. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
1302 He wants to lease the vacant apartment below us because his current studio is a walk up. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1303 He says he only wants sanctuary but... 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1304 Carol, he's a creep. I can't even find him on facebook 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1305 I don't know. It's just a hunch. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1306 I've got to change my eharmony profile. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1307 Sure, I can talk. It's a quasi-private balcony. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1308 Totally random, but do you have the name of a good chiropractor? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1309 Actually, he's the furthest thing from spineless. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1310 I must go, Tony's been watching Planet of the Apes again 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1311 No Tree Pose today, Quasimodo? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1312 The view isn't quite what I expected 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1313 You won’t believe this... 1.2203 0.07671 59 51 3 5
1314 Yes Padre, but there are also downsides to living so close to Church. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1315 I'm afraid it would be a leap of faith. 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1316 It's a wonder our ancestors survived at all, really. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1317 A full-blown stalker? No, he's more of a quasi-stalker. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1318 He keeps yelling, "Sanctuary City!" 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1319 When's Esmeralda going to be home from school? 1.2203 0.07280 59 50 5 4
1320 Stop. That's body shaming. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1321 You rang? 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1322 Oh the neighborhood's nice enough I guess. I just wish it would gentrify a little faster. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
1323 Honestly, I have no idea where the Condo Board got their information." 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1324 He fertilizes them. I water them. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
1325 Esmeralda tries the new Blackberry digital assistant, Quasimodo. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1326 The good thing is that he keeps a watch on the apartment while I'm gone. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
1327 Mom, he's a stylish dresser, he's athletic and he can't keep his eyes off me, I'm gonna say yes. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1328 He looks like your classical stalker. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1329 There's no need to worry, he's on the ball. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
1330 Didn’t know St Patty’s had one too 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
1331 At first I thought it was a gargoyle, but it's beginning to creep me out. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
1332 Molten metal? No, just water. Why? 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1333 Your restraining order doesn't cover this. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1334 Move to a sanctuary city, they said. You'll feel better about yourself. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1335 The new apartment is cool, but the new landlord is a little overbearing. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1336 Yes, he's there again ...the one with no pants a very bad posture...it seems like we should do something...I know...but...yes the Wilsons will be here a little before six... 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1337 Esmeralda, do you remember that friend of yours, Quasimodo? 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
1338 I don't know what to do. I told him that he's too needy. It's over. But he stays there yelling "sanctuary." 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1339 You'll never guess who I got to write Sally's letter of recommendation for Notre Dame. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1340 I'm quasi-happy right now 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1341 Got a hunch I've seen him around. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1342 This Squatty Potty thing is getting out of hand 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1343 I fed him once and he keeps coming back. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1344 I told him if he stopped ringing that bell, I might have lunch with him. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1345 'That's what I said, a single bound.' 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1346 Can I call you back? The catholic church is about to get embroiled in another shitstorm. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1347 Someone needs to tell him about Match.com. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1348 He's so easily distracted! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1349 This neighborhood is being overrun with squatters. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1350 Ooh, I know the perfect guy. I've got a hunch for these things. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1351 AirBNB was right, you won't believe the view of Paris from this high rise! 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1352 Call the Realtor. A Trump voter just moved in next door. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1353 I have nine rooms. My neighbor has only one, but it's a ballroom. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1354 I think my neighbor is stealing my tomatoes. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1355 Oh God... its back... 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1356 Siri: Please connect me to The Vatican Pest Control. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1357 One of our neighbors is really into Halloween. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1358 I've got a hunch he's the one. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1359 Hello Monsignor, Just to let you know, Quasimodo is loose again. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1360 YOU jump first." "No, YOU! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1361 It must be noon. The Lunchback is here. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1362 As far as who he is, I had a hunch - back when he first showed up. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1363 About that Peeping Tom...I’ve got a hunch. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1364 Ever since they hired the new gargoyle, my begonias are wilting. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1365 It's important to not encourage a hunchback, which would only make it worse. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1366 Yes. He's still hunched over there. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1367 Even the flashers in this city are overachievers. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1368 Yes, I fertilize his fern and he keeps the bells from chiming during Game of Thrones. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1369 He says he's the Hunchback of Notre-Dame but he looks like just another peeping-tom to me! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1370 Living in Paris is NOT what I imagined. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1371 But, where am I going to find a sitter on such short notice? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1372 He's cute but has really bad posture. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1373 When will those strawberries be ripe? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1374 Can I call you back? Quasimodo is on top of the bell tower again. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1375 He's only a quasi-boyfriend, but I've a hunch there will be bells in our future. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1376 He told me his name. Sounds Japanese but he doesn't look Japanese. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1377 What ELSE can you do? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1378 Not sure why but I keep having this strange hunch whenever I come out to water. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1379 I don't think he realizes we aren't a sanctuary city anymore. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1380 I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1381 He looks familiar, but he doesn't ring a bell. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1382 I don't know why he's up there - it looks like he really got his bell rung. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1383 ... but he refuses to move on... 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1384 He’s so vain. He probably thinks I’m talking about him. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
1385 We overlook Trump Spine Care. 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
1386 Plus, I live next to a really famous person who seems to be interested in me. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1387 Yeah, there's kind of a Paris vibe to our downtown. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1388 Ajax Pest Control? Do you snuff gargoyles? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1389 Yeah, he won’t stop staring 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
1390 I don't know his name but his face rings a bell. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1391 Hello, Moto. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1392 Well, you know, mothers are often fondest of the child which has caused them the greatest pain. HI, SWEETIE! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
1393 The neighbors are out messing with their satellite dish again. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1394 It has a great southern exposure with a Quasi-view of the church. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1395 This is Esmeralda in 2401. Quasimodo is back! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1396 Yeah, this time he’s whistling show tunes... 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1397 He even watches my plants when I am traveling. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1398 Hello, Notre Dame, I think I found your Hunch Back. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
1399 I'm gonna have to call you back 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1400 He pronounces it "Quay Zai. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1401 Harvey is up to his old tricks again 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1402 Yeah, Ma. Quasi's still having trouble moving on. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1403 Well, I thought I swiped left. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1404 I'm not sure yet, Karen, we met online. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1405 For the umpeenth time, you can't claim squatter's rights on a church! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1406 Sorry, my ringer was off. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1407 I'm starting to rethink the free Catholic Singles membership that came with my new apartment. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1408 Oh, it's just another Leaping Tom. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1409 Hold on, Sonia. I found a guy who can ring my bell. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1410 No! She said that? That's crazy... 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1411 He is a dead ringer for his brother. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1412 Lisa, I think I found a guy you might like -- he's shy, not too tall, and could 'ring your bell'. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1413 No mom, I've never seen that movie. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1414 I'm still not a big fan of hump day. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1415 I'd like to report a man exposing himself in front of my 20th-floor apartment while balancing on an exercise ball on top of a belfry. But can his charge be reduced for his physical agility? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1416 Yes, I'm staring right at him. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1417 Does the name Quasimoto ring a bell? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
1418 I just think 15th Century French Gothic is taking the retro vibe a little too far for a coffee shop 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
1419 you not believe what is growing next door. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
1420 Hello, Officer? I'd like to report a Peeping Quasimoto. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1421 He says we're a Tinder match. Should I let him come over? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1422 His Tinder handle was Victor Hugo. I should've known it wasn't his real name. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1423 Just that French guy. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1424 You know that stalker? I have a hunch he's back. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1425 I like to report a peeping Tom. Well, actually he's quasi-peeping. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
1426 One giant leap for mankind. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1427 They told me this apartment had a crappy view, but I didn't think they meant it literally! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1428 To be completely quasi-honest with you, I'm seeing someone who's more on my level. 1.2105 0.07399 57 49 4 4
1429 I know life is all about balance, but I think this guy is taking it to the extreme. 1.2105 0.05448 57 45 12 0
1430 Hump back, Hunch back, does it really matter, anyway whatever it is it's really annoying perched on the Tower like that ! 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
1431 Is it possible this whole "freedom of religion" thing has gotten a bit out of control? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1432 Do you need any toilet paper? 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1433 Please ask the realtor to come. My views are obstructed by a hump. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1434 No, I don't think I know who he is but his face rings a bell. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1435 I'll call you back. Quasimoto's on the bell tower again. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1436 Well, that would explain my tinnitis! 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1437 I love Paris in the springtime. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1438 Call you back, the head of the condo association wants to talk. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1439 It’s one of the Modo brothers-Quasi or Semi, I think. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1440 I'm not into French guys, but at least he'd be punctual. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1441 No, he hasn't sent me a friend request yet 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1442 This Quasimodo guy is really on the ball! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1443 Let's see...8 letters...rhymes with 'hardboiled'...I've got it! The word is 'gargoyle'! 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1444 King Kong was the ape. No, I mean the other one! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1445 Hello, 911? This church next door has a hunchback in its belfry...No, I said back!...No, not bat, hunchback! Oh, never mind. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1446 Could you change that ring tone to something other than the bells? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1447 I have a hunch but it really does not ring a bell. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1448 I don't know whether to be freaked out, puzzled, or impressed. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1449 Lately I've been trying to develop a better antisocial network. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1450 I'm a live and let live kind of person but it may be time to tighten the Airbnb regulations. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1451 Being attentive isn't really the problem. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1452 The view? Oh, just the usual. You know. mam perching on steeple. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1453 I gotta run, Harvey's back. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1454 Okay, faking a phone call, acting normal, no quick movements, no eye contact .... 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1455 He says he thinks he can make it! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1456 Oh, he's in one of his Quasimodo moods again. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1457 I'd like to report a peeping Quasimodo. Again. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1458 Leap before you look 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1459 Can't you see I'm talking here? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1460 No, I don't know if he's married or not. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1461 "Isn't it risky leaving a plant a plant on the edge like that? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1462 Did you say the half back of Notre Dame is staring into your apartment? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1463 Not to worry, I found someone who will water my plants. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1464 Could you spare a bit of that water for a thirsty climber? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1465 Not true, Betty. Quasi's scaled great heights to get where he is today, he looks out for me, and he's still on the ball. OK.. gotta go.. he'll be ringing the bell any minute. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1466 Yeah, I love the new apartment, but I keep hearing bells. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1467 Hunched back and a large schnozz? Ya, it's definitely him. Thank you, officer. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1468 The Hunchback apparently read 'Romeo and Juliet' 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1469 Yes, an altar boy who is really on the ball 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1470 I would say he was High Church, if that's what you want to know. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1471 He actually looks quasi-serious this time. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1472 Actually, I'm a full Modo. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1473 I don't know, Quasi something...bell ringer...yeeessss, Mom, he's single. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1474 Religion has its place, true, but proselytizing sometimes goes overboard. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1475 I can't begin to tell you of the"iconic" view, except it is reminiscent of a medieval film. No that doesn't ring a bell. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1476 I don't know his name but his face rings a bell. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1477 I can't stay on the phone; Romeo will be here in a minute. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1478 Yes, I love my new place - just outside the French Quarter 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1479 How do I know there's a peeping-Tom in the area? Just a hunch. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1480 So Officer you're saying if he's church-sanctioned, it's legal? 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1481 Would you mind moving a little to the left? I'm trying to watch the bears game 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1482 Yes, I'd like to place a bet on Notre Dame . . . just following a hunch. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1483 'Hi, is there someone I can speak to? I think I found Banksy'. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1484 ... and the thing is, I used to be into cosplay myself. But still... 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1485 Apparently we have tbe same ring tone. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1486 What is this -- Willard Straight Hall in 1997? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1487 Someone here keeps asking for sanctuary, but it's a succulent. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1488 Yeah, he's still there..I'm just watering his wig. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1489 I can't place the name but he does ring a bell. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1490 Quasimodo? No, doesn't ring a bell. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1491 "You remember that Victor Hugo novel you lent me some time ago? Well there's this fellow now, looking at me, saying he's thirsty". 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1492 I never thought I would miss seeing pigeons. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1493 I think I've just found our Primary challenger. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1494 Yes. I said that Quasimodo is at my balcony; peeping. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1495 The Key Master lives one floor down. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1496 Eccentric, I grant you, but he's got a lot on the ball. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1497 He’s taking this “We’ll always have Paris” thing way too far. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1498 It rings for thee. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
1499 Feels like someone's watching . . . just a hunch. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
1500 Between working as a bell-ringer and practicing yoga, he keeps a tights schedule. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1501 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
1502 Yeah, I had a hunch you’d call me back 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1503 So I answered this ad for a house sitter... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1504 It would be a lot easier if you just answered the phone. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1505 Honey, Trump's here looking for illegal aliens again. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1506 Hold on, Gina, I think the elevator stopped working, again. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1507 Well, the realtor called it a Quasi-city view... 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1508 I don't know, Amanda. Either he's a really intrepid peeper or else a rabid botanist who truly cares about this philodendron. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1509 It's a bit too Quasimodish for my taste. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1510 Father O’Malley? It’s Maureen. Next door? Laughton is in your belfry again, and he keeps calling me Esmeralda. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1511 The leapfrog of Notre Dame is at it again 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1512 I swiped left but it says he's 11 feet away. Now what? 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1513 911? There's a hunchback threatening to jump from a church bell tower ... 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1514 He's more or less quasi-mobile. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1515 Just hang on, I get to you after this telemarketing call 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1516 Yes. You are at the seventeenth floor. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1517 I'd like to report a peeping gargoyle. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1518 Well, I won't sleep easy until that last block goes co-op. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
1519 On the other hand having such a resourceful stalker is somewhat flattering mother. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1520 You took my Tinder rejection too seriously Harold. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1521 He's quasi-obsessed with kidnapping me, but have you seen the size of this balcony? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1522 He's been squatting for so long he basically lives there now. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1523 I'm having a difficult time appreciating the Gothic architecture of the cathedral. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1524 This is the best yoga pose ever! 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1525 Ugh sorry can I call you back? He really wants to do this candid pic. I guess they get him more likes or something. Uh huh hump day. Again. SO cliché. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1526 Yes I do know my stalker's last name, It's Moto, Mr.Moto. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1527 Two bed, two bath, and a great view of Quasimodo. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1528 Esmeralda? Harvey Weinstein is here to see you. 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1529 I think the Bell Ringer likes me. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1530 I dropped my cell phone a while back. Can I borrow yours? 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
1531 Well it isn’t gentrifying quickly enough. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1532 Quasimodo’s really “Out There” today! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1533 Hi mom, this is Esmerelda. I just want to let you know that Quasimodo is about to swing over here to save me from ennui and my twitter feed. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1534 How do I know he's into me? Just a hunch. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1535 You could say I have a quasi-boyfriend. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1536 Hold on, Susan, I think Quasimodo works for Postmates now. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
1537 No, its not for me, it is for my neighbor. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1538 Hello, is this The New Yorker? I have a great idea for your caption-contest cartoon! NOT PART OF CAPTION: Please. pretend that The New Yorker is italicized. I don't know how to do that here. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1539 Ellen, now do you believe I love you. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1540 Are you still looking for your bell ringer ? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1541 The bell-tower guy is getting quasi-creepy. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1542 Show your profile and I'll take a photo! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1543 Says his name is Bats and he's looking for a low cost Belfry. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1544 Q is in awesome shape. He's warming up for the parkour jam. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1545 Nah ... the view's allright, it's jut not what they promised and it's not what I'm paying for ... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1546 yeah i'm going to need to call you back 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1547 Hang on, I’ll ask my neighbor where he got his squatty potty.... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1548 Not sure, but I have a hunch. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1549 This is such an easy city to meet new people. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1550 No, it's not exactly the way I envision Romeo and Juliet 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1551 Hello 1-800-Flowers? I'm going to need a larger arrangement. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1552 Just waiting for the gentrification to be finally done!... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1553 I am sorry your Holiness but Peeping Quas is back. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1554 Hold on a sec, I need to take a Quasi photo. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1555 He really went above and beyond with his Halloween costume this year. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1556 Oh, he SAYS he's looking for love but I think he's after my fresh basil, Officer. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1557 911, that horney Hollywood guy is back! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1558 My building has changed a bit but I still have rent control 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1559 What's parkour? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1560 Another one who looks nothing like his Tinder pictures... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1561 Do you think I should let him ring my bell? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1562 About that quasi-cell tower you put in mid town… 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1563 Sorry, I've got to get off, my stalker is back 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1564 Got to go now. I'm holding up the bell-ringing. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1565 Sorry to bother you, Father, but he’s peeping at me again. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1566 Not sure, but his face rings a bell. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1567 It's getting quasi-creepy 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1568 Not only that. He jacks my wifi. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1569 Can you also pick up a water gun from the store honey. There's something I've been meaning to do. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1570 No way, I'm not making the first move. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1571 If you let him out again, I'm calling the Pope!! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1572 Esmeralda? A friend of yours wants to set up lunch. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1573 And yesterday, he dressed up as the Beast. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1574 To be honest, I'm starting to prefer the southern exposure. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1575 Are you the new pastor? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1576 Paris has lost it's charm, but I have a real bell ringer of a view! 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1577 Hold on, Romeo's mooning over my diffenbachia again. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1578 He definitely rings my chimes. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1579 Do you guys know what your friar is doing now? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1580 Which ones bite, gargoyles or hunchbacks? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1581 I was a frog when you kissed me; can we try for a pigeon? 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1582 Do you mind if I hop over for a coffee? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1583 Wrong number. There's no Esmeralda here. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1584 He says he wants me to watch him shower. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1585 He's kind of cute and quite determined, but there's something strange about him... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1586 "Mom, I really wish you wouldn't have named me Esmeralda". 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1587 No, everything's fine? Turns out he's stalking my plant. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1588 I thought the job posting said "Guard" not "Gargoyle" 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1589 Monique, swiping left is not going to solve the problem! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1590 Call you back, time for church. 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1591 Honey, your hunchback is here. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1592 To be honest, getting spied on by drones is the least of my concerns. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1593 Don't blame me. You're the one that wanted a rescue ogre. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1594 Actually we live in a Quasi-modern apartment. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1595 Sure the tower is monstrous, but I'm getting great reception. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1596 Let me give you a little backstory. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1597 just happened to be in the neighborhood... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1598 It's a great location; but the view's not wat I'd expected. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1599 He says he only rings my bell. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1600 Hold on - Quasi wants to say hi.............. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1601 I have no idea why - he said he was "onspired" 1.1961 0.07931 51 45 2 4
1602 You should have sold the air rights while the market was still hot. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1603 Good morning new neighbor! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1604 Well, when my realtor said the neighborhood had a lot of churches I thought that was a good thing. But now... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1605 I'm telling you, Linda, he's really on the ball. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1606 I'm getting too old for this s---. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1607 Put $2000 on Bluebell in the fourth race. I dunno....I've got a strong hunch. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1608 Look, Officer, I can't tell if he's a politician or a producer. Could you just come and take him away, please? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1609 Yeah Mom, I got a hunch... 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1610 Ring-a-ding-ding, baby! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1611 I told you he trolled for Weinstein. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1612 He said he went to Notre Dame and he has the scars to prove it. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1613 No, doctor. I never forget to gargoyle. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1614 Are your Homeowners Association fees as outrageous as ours? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1615 I'll have to call you back. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1616 I gotta go. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1617 Please tell Mr. Hugo I believe I have located Quasimodo. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1618 Mind if I drop in? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1619 I just wish he'd Insta me like a normal person. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1620 911, I need to report a Quasi problem on a nearby rooftop 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1621 Your small place is rent controlled, too? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1622 Yes, my new place has a quasi view of the city. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1623 I need a drink or two, maybe more. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1624 I'm invited to sing in the choir. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1625 Honey, you never go full modo. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1626 Hop in your quasimotocycle and get over here quick. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1627 I still think you're overwatering it. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1628 Damn luxury apartments. I can't see anything from up here. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1629 In his photo he looked taller. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1630 Sure, give me a ring anytime. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1631 When I requested a quasi-modern apartment, I wasn’t expecting this view! 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1632 I thought you said the view was of Hackensack... 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1633 Let's meet in the park next time. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1634 Yeah, I love the new apartment. It's quasi-modern. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1635 Let me call you back, I need to feed my gargoyle. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1636 The view isn't bad, but I have a hunch I have loud neighbors. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1637 Do I know you? Your face rings a bell. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1638 It's just my neighbor. He's a character. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1639 This peeper is really on the ball. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1640 Hold on, my neighbor's looking for his shoes. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1641 Paris officials to stop development around Notre Dame Cathedral on more than a hunch. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1642 Mom, yes, it's an eclectic neighborhood. But, I feel as safe here as I do back home in South Bend. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1643 It's more of a quasi-private balcony. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1644 911? No,No! It's not Harvey Weinstein. I have a hunch it's the Hunchback of Notre-Dame 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1645 He keeps asking if Notre Dame made the playoff. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1646 My complaints about being in a sanctuary city have fallen on deaf ears. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1647 Stunning view of Notre Dame, and he only faps when the bells ring. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1648 Never heard of it. I wasn't much of a Disney kid. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1649 Hello Guinness. Can you tell me what is the record for a staring contest? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1650 I'll call you back. Someone's at the spire. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1651 The dinner went fine until my mom mentioned wedding bells. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1652 You get used to be stared at when you're wealthy. It's the pre-existing condition that bothers me. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1653 I think somebody might be staring at me, but it's just a hunch. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1654 Mom, I just discovered why my new rental is called the Esmeralda Suite. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1655 Getting up is the easy part. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1656 I know...you'd think it would fall off any second. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1657 I told him, "I'm not your dame." 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1658 You may come over unless your name is Harvey Weinstein 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1659 Oh Stanley, he's still out having a ball. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1660 Now I kind of miss the gargoyle. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1661 Hi. Yeah, Dana? Your husband is playing gargoyle again. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1662 I have an unobstructed view all the way to Trump Tower. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1663 ...just met our new neighbor, does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1664 At the risk of sounding conceited, I have a hunch he likes me. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1665 He wants to take me to see Les Miz. He says he knew the author. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1666 I think he said he was a half back at Notre-Dame. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
1667 Yeah, Tiffany. My neighbor is Notre Lame. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
1668 Have to call you back. The guy next door needs to use my bathroom. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1669 I'm turning my balcony into, like, a quasi-garden. 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
1670 I think he's compensating for something. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1671 Did you say Notre Dame needs a hunchback or quarterback? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1672 Well, the flat is tolerable, but the view is quasi-mundane. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
1673 He doesn't talk much but he's very attentive. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1674 He borrowed my tights again. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1675 I hate to admit this but he kind of rings my bell. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1676 I've got a hunch he won't go quietly 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1677 Hey, gotta go - Quasi is creeping me out again. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
1678 I just googled 'Paris' and 'real local experience'. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1679 He promised not to lose his shirt playing bingo this week. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
1680 It's so difficult to meet people in this city. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1681 Just some guy with shoulder pads taking a knee or something. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1682 I think he's employed by Harvey Weinstein, so I'm not falling for it. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1683 King Kong is busy. You want to leave a message for him? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1684 How is he the victim?! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1685 Frogman steadied himself and coiled his tongue. Soon he would have a cell phone of his own. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1686 church? CHURCH? . . . that seriously unattractive Quasi character would probably come down and start bugging me for a date again! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1687 Sorry, I'm already seeing someone. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1688 Yeah, he’s back. Yep, he’s still hunched. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1689 They didn’t tell me they were building an 18th century cathedral to block my view, when I bought my condo. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1690 Yup, here's still there . . . He just keeps yelling "Quasi-YOLO!" 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1691 I'm not kidding. It tolls for me. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1692 I don’t mind you staring at me, as long as you stop with that damn bell. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1693 911 Help! This guy thinks he is a cat. I cannot convince him that he is a bird. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1694 I think there may be a full moon tonight. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1695 I always know what time it is. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1696 One leap could do it. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1697 Yeah, he keeps shouting something at me that sounds like May Day but it's October. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1698 Please don't knock my plant off when you come in for dinner. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1699 He and the bell are a bit annoying but it was way below market. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1700 Please hold for Harvey. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1701 Hold on. I'm watching a tryout for "Vertigo," 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1702 "Hello Padre, I think your bell ringer is on the ball. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1703 It will take a leap of faith. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1704 The dating service matched us by height. I don't think that worked. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1705 I have a hunch that he likes me. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1706 You are not going to believe this cute guy sitting right outside my deck! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1707 I'd like to report a peeping Quasimodo. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1708 I've never heard of his website , either, but the brick-and-mortar version rings a bell 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1709 Hold on. My creepy, rent-controlled neighbor is staring at me again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1710 She says “Go for it. It’s a leap of faith.” 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1711 The marijuana plant is a bit too potent. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1712 The bellman is staring at me again! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1713 No officer, I'm safe. But I think you should send someone in case Mr. Weinstein decides to jump. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1714 Qui, il est toujours la'... 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1715 What do you mean by the food delivery guys not taking the elevator or the stairs? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1716 I could use a drink of water 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1717 No, definitely not Spider-Man. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1718 Let me call you back. A guy outside wants to play Hunchback of Notre Dame. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1719 no worries, he is on the ball 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1720 ''Actually Officer this one seems extremely acrobatic therefore I would describe him as a Full Moto'' 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1721 You win! Your mobile connection IS better! 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1722 Don't 'Esmeralda' me! The dude is creepy! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1723 Esmerelda! I had a hunch you’d call 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1724 It depends upon your definition of "ledge". 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1725 Hey, my upstairs neighbor, please do not water your plant with hot water. It hurts your plant and my hair! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1726 I advise you to water only once a week ! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1727 He claims there are bats in his belfry. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1728 Agnes, have you seen my bell? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1729 He says he is out of the sanctuary game, but he now teaches advanced yoga. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1730 I wish he’d stop trying to ring my bells. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1731 You're dripping on the sauna. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1732 I know I live on the 50th floor, Officer MacDoo! He is still a Peeping Tom! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1733 I really gotta change my ring tone. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1734 Hold on, Gary's mocking evolution again 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1735 ...Hmmmm, nope, doesn't ring a bell... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1736 Heads up that our neighbor Quasimodo is quasi mobile. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1737 No, I think he just got lost looking for the bathroom. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1738 He's Quasi-creepy is what he is. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1739 Yeah Mom, I'm sure it's him, John just never understood "Acceptance"! 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1740 Quasimodo says I should change my ringtone. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1741 ...but I always heard Charles Laughton was gay. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1742 Acmée Plumbing? The toilet at Notre Dame is clogged again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1743 I have a hunch it's the same guy, and he's back for another drink of water. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1744 I'll have to call you back, my Ubermodo is here. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1745 I had a hunch back last week as to who the peeper was..... 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1746 Hey, I may need to call you back...just a hunch. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1747 Yes babe, I'm touching myself. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1748 This dating service has got to go. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1749 I dunno. Some creepy guy doing yoga. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1750 I'm beginning to understand why the rent is so cheap on this place. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1751 Honey, Trump is president up there, too. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1752 What's the world record for the long jump? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1753 He's got, like, a back thing going. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1754 Well, Jane, it's not much better, but I'm getting a quasi-signal from the tower now. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1755 He's taking cosplay to new heights. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1756 Hello, is this not-an-animal control? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1757 Really regretting that Esmeralda joke 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1758 Hello, police? He's invading my sanctuary again. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1759 I'm asking him in, it's just a hunch. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1760 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to give me a ring. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1761 I can't afford a drone. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1762 I've got to go my yoga teacher is here. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1763 He likes to watch the wind send my potted plants crashing 40 stories down to the sidewalk. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1764 Can you hear me now? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1765 My downstairs neighbor insists I look at him when he speaks. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1766 I'm sure it's the synagogue. What does his back have to do with it? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1767 Hello, Moto. 1.1837 0.08078 49 44 1 4
1768 I just got a new follower on Instagram. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1769 The new gargoyle they've installed on the church steeple next door is freaking me out. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1770 And he looks thirsty. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1771 Quasimodo's ex is rethinking her apartment situation. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1772 It was my hunch he'd be back.. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1773 Hi, is this 'Any & All' Pest Control? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1774 No, I said he's a quasi-modern eavesdropper. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1775 Are you sure the elevator is out of order? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1776 No, not a jumper, a dumper. 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1777 Could you water my plant while I'm away? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1778 He's Quasi cute... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1779 He was all like, “No face as hideous as mine was ever meant for Heaven's light, but suddenly an angel has smiled at me and kissed my cheek,” and I was like "Whatever . . . ." 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1780 He hasn't asked me yet, but he's building up to it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1781 Now he's giving me that puppy-dog look. Maybe I'll give him another chance. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1782 O.k. O.k But putting those exciting possibilities to one side I would still prefer you dialled 911. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1783 Can I come home now? 1.1837 0.07533 49 43 3 3
1784 No, still no name, but his face rings a bell. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1785 Mom, should I go out with this guy? He's gone out of his way to look me up. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1786 No, not that Notre Dame. I had an athletic scholarship. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1787 I feel like people can see everything I do here. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1788 He's always asking me for my wifi password. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1789 No, mom, my new unit doesn't have any 'typical, big city problems.' 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
1790 Charles Laughton would like to speak to you! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1791 Hell's bells, you won't believe what .... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1792 Height? Well , probably not average. He's kinda bald ; white, I think.... 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1793 Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about gentrification? 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1794 Don’t you just love city living? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1795 I can't believe this is their idea of "an apartment with a view". 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
1796 The Johnson kid found the classic novels again. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1797 Miss? Miss? Have you seen my flying butt dress? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1798 And it looks like he might be the one who stole my other plant. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1799 I don’t care if he is in the movie business, stalking is not acceptable. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1800 Jump! You can make it. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1801 So, at first, like when they said I'd be in the Heritage District, I was like "cool." 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1802 I don't know. Maybe a little yoga would help. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1803 Excuse me. Talking on the phone and watering that precariously placed plant is quite dangerous. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1804 Some perv pastor is doing yoga on the church steeple. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1805 He says he needs to take a leap of faith. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1806 Morning, Kel! Coffee later in the bell tower! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1807 I honestly don't care what he does, so long as he stops ringing that damn bell. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1808 I might be clueless, Monica, but my boyfriend has a hunch. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1809 I have a hunch your name is Esmerelda, right? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1810 Esmeralda, stay the hell downstairs until I call you back. Yolo. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1811 Harvey Weinstein's still doing it! 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1812 Hold on, my hunchback is back. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1813 Just look for the building next to the huge Notre Dame fan. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1814 Honey, I came up here because your mobile is busy. 1.1800 0.07390 50 44 3 3
1815 Is 'Bats in the Belfry' a communicable disease? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1816 Yeah, he's a dead ringer for the guy I met in France. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
1817 Hold on. I'll ask. One hump or two? 1.1765 0.07252 51 45 3 3
1818 Yes, the name of your chiropractor. I'm asking for a friend. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1819 I know! What does he think this is, 1482? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1820 I guess I'll go out with him. At least I'll find out how he got up there. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1821 I'm sorry. He's out right now. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1822 Ok, gotta go. I promised my neighbor I’d take him tunic shopping. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1823 I had a hunch you'd be here. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1824 No, I can stand the bells just his face is repulsive. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1825 I water every day at exactly four of your bells. Thank you Quasi! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1826 I'm being stalked by this deformed parkour maniac and you ask about his manners?! As if! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1827 My neighbor is quasi-creepy. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1828 "Well...our realtor did promise us the Condo has a Quasi-view.....! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1829 What are you talking about?! Don't be silly, Emma, no one would be able to steal my pot plant. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1830 No, he says he lives in the bell tower and just likes seeing how I water the plants. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1831 Gotta go Mom, my pesky neighbor is again inviting me over to help ring the bells. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1832 Make sure the plant is properly balanced 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1833 He says he's only quasi-stalking. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1834 I'm staying next to the Moto apartment complex. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1835 He's wearing the shirt I gave him--that's a promising sign, don't you think? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1836 Hunchback? What hunchback? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1837 So I went on a date with a guy named Quasimodo… I know right. Anyway he’s not much to look at but I felt such a connection to him. We share so many interests it’s like he sees me in ways no one else does. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1838 No, I'm not kidding, it's the Notre-Dame Cathedral all right. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1839 Gotta go now: my French Lit. prof is dropping over. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1840 He doesn't like hunchback. He prefers spineless. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1841 Oh, you know, same as always. Watering the plants, being ogled by Quasimodo. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1842 Yes, I’m sure he’s real. No, I’m only quasi drunk! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1843 Some ugly guy without pants is promising me an Oscar worthy role if I let him in. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1844 I've just about broken him of his inability to take his keys with him when he leaves. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1845 Does 'sanctuary' mean anything in particular to you? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1846 No, I don't think it's an Audio-Animatronic gargoyle. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1847 Rent control isn't all that it's cracked up to be. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1848 Legalized marijuana brings out the romantic in me. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1849 Hello management, I'd like to report a peeping hunchback. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1850 This is not what I meant when I told you to meet me outside Quasimodo. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1851 Marge, remember you were wondering why your husband was taking areobatic lessons. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1852 I just can't get past that he's French. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1853 This is what I get for moving into an historic overlay district. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1854 I met someone, he really knows how to ring my bell. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1855 He's growing on me. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1856 It's kinda growing on me. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1857 Actually, you picked a great time to call. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1858 I am desperate, my gardener quit---please say you will water my flowers! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1859 That weirdo, Quasi Modem, is back. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1860 The view is quite legendary. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1861 I don't have a hunch who he is! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1862 I have a hunch, you're back. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1863 Gotta run, Quasi’s begging for Miralax again. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1864 What used to be the limit for voyeurs, isn't the limit anymore. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1865 I have a bad hunch about him. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1866 Hey Honey, that guy is taking a shit again. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1867 Forget social media, old-school stalkers are definitely riskier. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1868 He may be stalking me but it's just a hunch.... 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1869 Next door there's a one-story Gothic. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1870 Do you happen to remember if Ivan did broad jump in high school? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1871 He says his name is Queasy Mojo and only I can make him ring the blues. You think I should invite him in? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1872 He calls it an audition but he's out of his belfry. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1873 Peeping Tom on steroids. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1874 I have a hunch; I'm going to have to call you back. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1875 What do you think? Should I call the cops or the human society? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1876 Hello, is this the Quasimodo Landscaping Service? Would you please tell your attendant who cautioned me about over watering my philodendron that the monsignor has given me this to do as a novena. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1877 Pop over, there’s a new gargoyle exhibit today. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1878 OK, Phantom, it's time to come in for dinner. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1879 May be this isn't the best place for meditation. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1880 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1881 My name? Why, Esmeralda. Why do you ask? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1882 I have to change my ringtone. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1883 Well, I've sworn of Tinder forever. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1884 ...and here we see the hunchback in his natural habitat... 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1885 Remember I was telling you how boring the architecture is around here? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1886 If he jumps again I'll get a selfie with him and text it to you....... 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1887 OK, who watered the gargoyles after midnight? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1888 No, I don’t floss. I gargoyle. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1889 Ya, with my good looks and access to water, I get why he's here. I looked him up on Wikipedia. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1890 No Mom, I didn't say he's a quasi-hobo! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1891 voulez vous telephoner avec moi ce soir 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1892 That's right officer, Quasi with a "Q". We met after the Michigan State game. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1893 He keeps shouting, “Outside the Church there is no salvation.” I tell him, “Don’t be so ironic.” 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1894 Sorry, that doesn't ring a bell. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1895 No, the guy I met at church didn't work out. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1896 The French-Gothic architecture is amazing. The French-Gothic hunchback is a bit creepy. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1897 Yeah, he's still out there trying to impress me. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1898 The contemporary art movement feels stagnant. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1899 It might be more difficult than you think, the French sent a ringer. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1900 Come here often? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1901 And I told them, I would never sell out. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1902 Have to go, the cocktail bell is about to ring. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1903 I shouldn't have been so hasty in changing my Facebook status to "single." 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1904 Are you asking me out? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1905 I have a hunch the neighbor is back from Notre Dame. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1906 Oh nothing, I'm just hanging with Quas and his flying buttresses. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1907 we have a new cell tower. I can hear you now. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1908 Your face is familiar but your name doesn't ring a bell. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1909 I'll just put you on speaker, OK? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1910 That reminds me. I need to see my chiropractor. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1911 ...by the way, could you check on Google how far hunchbacks can jump? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1912 Neuf-un-un, s'il vous plait, madame! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1913 Yes, that's right, a squatter, at Saint Mark's. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1914 He's cute, but I never date Notre Dame football players. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1915 Hold on Sharon, 'George, your chicken fingers are getting cold!' 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1916 The guy with no pants is back. What is this, Hollywood? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1917 It's Harry again, he thinks I can't see him. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1918 He's exposing his bat in the belfry. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1919 I have a hunch she'll finally notice me now. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1920 Harry was in an ideal state to make a leap of faith. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1921 Don't worry, I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1922 Hot yoga is so yesterday. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1923 He keeps asking if he can ring my fern. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1924 I was wondering when you would water it. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1925 Actually, it's not me he's obsessed with, it's my water. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1926 Hey Bob, it's Ezzie. Quick question: Disney's been keeping up with their copyrights, right? 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1927 He's a little creepy, but he keeps to himself and is pretty quiet...until he rings that damn bell! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1928 I'll always have Paris 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1929 I don't know but he said he's trying to "cherchez la femme". 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1930 I'm telling you, it's Steve Bannon 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1931 'Quasimodo'? Sorry, that name doesn't ring a bell. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1932 I think Quasimodo wants to ask me out. 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1933 The hunchback is staring right at me. Yes, I'll hold... 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1934 It's not so bad once you get used the quasi-creepy neighbor 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1935 I've gotta hunch you just got back from vacation." 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1936 Shows to go ya,' there's more than one way to get high. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1937 This is the only way I get to see you. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1938 So he said he'll prove we DO see eye to eye 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
1939 He says his name is Quasimodo. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
1940 I'm just saying maybe it's time to update eminent domain laws. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1941 A very unusual pigeon, I think. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1942 You have to see this: When I went on one of those internet dating sites to meet someone who's on the ball, this isn't exactly what I expected. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1943 The images are compelling, but ultimately the composition fails; they both ended up in the grill of Ford F150. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1944 This is Esmeralda. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1945 Wait...The little fake Batman guy is back again. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1946 Norte Dame is about to make an offer, but it's just a hunch. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1947 You think my peeping Tom is Quasi-who? 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1948 The church updated his job description. Now he's a bell ringer and a gargoyle. It saves money! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1949 I dunno.. I think he needs to borrow my phone.. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1950 What's the politically correct term for Hunchback? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1951 My ringtone is better than yours. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1952 I told him, I said, ‘You’re at the pinnacle...’ he just looked at me. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1953 No, we finally got a divorce, we could never agree on what style of architecture we wanted to live in. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1954 It seems I need to change my ring tone to something less, shall we say, 'striking'. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1955 He’s a dead ringer for Quasimodo. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1956 Mom, it is a steeple peeper, not a gargoyle. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1957 I think my neighbor is an alumni of Notre Dame. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1958 Is it called Notre Dame? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1959 Quasimodo is stalking me again. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1960 Hey, lady, that's a partial-sun plant. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1961 It's more than a hunch that he's back. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1962 Oh, it's that little man from next door again. He likes to hear me sing. Gotta go now. Bye. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1963 Oh, him? I had a hunch he'd be back. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1964 Just a hunch, back-assed way to moon me? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1965 Hold on, Its the guy from Yoga again. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1966 We were quasi seeing each other, but it's gotten a little creepy. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1967 We'll always have Paris, Jerome. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1968 He's upset they took away his air rights. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1969 If I use the words hunchback and stalker together in a description will it be un-pc? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1970 I can see he has no pants. How much spring does he have in his legs? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1971 No I will not marry you!!! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1972 Quasimodo. No, it doesn't ring a bell. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1973 ...just a hunch 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1974 My divinity degree allows me to reach the top. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1975 These European toilets really need some modernization! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1976 Careful! The plant's too near the edge. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1977 Securely balanced,yes,but may be a bit dehydrated. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1978 All I wanted was a room with a view. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1979 So that's why they call them Cardinals. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1980 I call him Dirty Old Spider Man. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1981 Simon says: Water me! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1982 Of course he's a monster, but he's MY monster. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1983 I'm really sorry, Ted, but I'm seeing someone right now. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1984 Yeah, it's an old pot but the flowers are beautiful. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1985 Could I trouble you for a cup of sugar? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1986 Not everything that looks like a gargoyle is a gargoyle... not even my ex 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1987 He knelt down and gave me a ring. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1988 Yes, I agree. Donald will do anything for attention. 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
1989 Different guy. This one says he's the celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1990 Harvey Weinstein is leering at me again. What are you up to? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1991 He doesn't even look like a real Modo. More like a quasi-Modo. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1992 This is the last time that I accept a date on hump day. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1993 You'll love the view, it has a certain 'old world' charm. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1994 '' I know it, I told him yesterday its an easy jump it's only an inch and a quarter away ..." 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1995 My Tinder date's just arrived - let's see if he can ring my bell. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1996 I think he followed me back from Paris. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1997 You must have paid alot extra for that ring tone. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1998 Hold on. Someone's ringing in. 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
1999 The view? Well, I would say it is a quasi one. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2000 It's that bellringer again. Let me call you back. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2001 Yes, this is Esmeralda. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2002 It's kind of creepy, every time I water my plants he keeps saying "Wah-ter!" "Wah-ter!" "Wah-TER!" 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2003 Gotta run, neighbor guy about to pop over. Says he knows how to ring my bell. Whatever that means ! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2004 ...he's got a career and doesn't live with 4 roommates 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
2005 I'm telling you, Harvey does not take no for an answer. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2006 The new Bell Guy is very attentive. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
2007 Can you wake everyone tomorrow? 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
2008 Interestingly, the only thing we don't see eye to eye on is the need for him to stand up straight. 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
2009 I told you Jim, we should never have moved next to the Notre Dame Cathedral. 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2010 Esmeralda, he wants to know if you'll be ho e for dinner... 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2011 Helen, he's threatening to jump. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2012 There's this weird guy on top of the church tower calling me Esmeralda and asking me for sanctuary. Have you ever? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2013 I keep telling him no, I won't take my clothes off and give you a massage! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2014 I just missed a rent-control apartment next door. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2015 Call it a hunch, but he sees my point of view. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2016 Yes, officer, I suppose he is somewhat a master of the obvious but he is also a peeping Tom. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2017 588 by David Borchart 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2018 Well Mom... I'm kinda seeing somebody. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2019 Straighten up! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2020 Hey, Esmeralda! You need to get over here. Quick!! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2021 No, he definitely knows we're not together anymore. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2022 Harry, you told me the gentrification would be done last week!! 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2023 Call it a leap of faith but I'm expecting a friend to drop in from the church to conduct a short private service. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2024 The high priest next door takes things too literally. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2025 Hello, is this the French language translation line?? 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2026 Can't you see I'm on the phone? Come back in an hour. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2027 The new neighbor brought over holy water, so I'm hoping that'll perk it back up. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2028 Failing to gain her attention, Bill assumed the pigeon position. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2029 Bellman impresses me with his ding dong. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2030 He brings out the gypsy in me. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2031 Actually he is more of a peeing Tom. 1.1667 0.06198 48 41 6 1
2032 I've got a hunch he's harmless. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
2033 Yea and he forgot his key again,this time I’m not letting him in! 1.1667 0.07493 48 43 2 3
2034 911 operator? Help! Some pot head pervert from the cathedral named Quasi wants jump on my balcony, smoke some reefer, and "show me his moto"! 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2035 Yeah, you won't believe how tough the church has gotten with its sanctuary policies. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2036 Wait—hold on, can I call you back? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2037 I'll call you back; I have a hunch I am being stalked. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2038 "Wherefore art thou cellphone and pants, Romeo? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2039 You wanted to be Catholic. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2040 We gave up on the Tower of Babel ages ago 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
2041 He says he's in training to be the hunchback of Notre Dame, so I guess I've got a lot to learn about football. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2042 It's a miracle how this plant is growing. Holy water and same day delivery. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2043 ...and, what is the bell schedule today? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2044 Did you know every cathedral has a bathroom? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2045 I knew the bell tower view was a bad idea. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2046 My new place has kind of an old world view from the deck 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2047 This balcony scene is not as romantic. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2048 Hey Esmeralda, you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else you talkin' to? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2049 Take the picture 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2050 Hold on a minute, there's someone on my bell tower. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2051 Yeah, Quasi'll be here in a minute. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2052 The new neighbor's a real poser. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2053 But I thought the mascot for Notre Dame was a leprechaun. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2054 It's like taking a knee, but it's okay as long as the flag isn't being disrespected. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2055 Living here is so quasi Paris. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2056 Yeah, he's been up there ever since I sniped him on eBay for this plant. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2057 He's harmless mother and he's a little hunchbacked. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2058 I think he's a composer. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2059 hunchback or not, can't you at least give him a bathroom key? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2060 Move that plant, I'm coming over!!! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2061 Uh huh, he tells me there are no public bathrooms in Manhattan 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2062 He says he pays $500 a month. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2063 I agree... in godly world, shit takes you to the top. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2064 I don't know. Something about the ringtone drives this guy crazy. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2065 Hold on a second, I have a hunch the neighbor needs something... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2066 Oh hey and by the way, did you get an invite to Harvey Weinstein's party in the Hamptons this weekend?? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2067 He preferred to incur her anger rather than to cause her pain. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2068 Yes of course I've locked the door! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2069 Yes he is annoying , but not as much as those damn bells! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2070 I know it's silly, but every time I come out to water the wandering Jew I feel like it's watching me. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2071 My name...Okay. Esmeralda. On the 35th floor facing the bell tower. He's sitting on top of it and he's getting ready to jump onto my balcony. He's going to knock over my plant. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2072 Is it ok if I drop in later? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2073 Mom says it's time for us to change places! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2074 Namaste! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2075 He always puts himself on this holier-than-thou pedestal. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2076 You’ll never believe how realistic this gargoyle is! I don’t know how I didn’t notice it when we first moved in. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2077 He's been here for days... claims he will give me a job if I "ring his bell". 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2078 that priest is peeping again 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2079 Okay! I'm sorry. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2080 Let’s see... He’s outdoorsy. He likes climbing. Interested? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2081 Sorry, St. Patrick's already has a hunchback. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2082 I donno, I think it's going to rain. How about you? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2083 He says he just wants a tomato! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2084 Don't worry; he's not a leaf hopper. He's a BASE jumper. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2085 He has a hunch I'm overwatering 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2086 call 911 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2087 Yeah, I swiped left. Let's just call it a hunch. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2088 No... its you know who about to pull a Harvey Weinstein on top of the bell tower. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2089 Pick up your phone. We can figure this out together. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2090 He says he wants a percentage of your album sales for a sample of his rings. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2091 Sean Spicer just started a new gig with our neighborhood church. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2092 In a sudden leap of faith Brother John decided to leave the Monastery and throw himself at the girl next door all at the same time. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2093 In the book, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", does Hugo mention if Quasimodo can jump? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2094 It'd be one thing if it was parkour, but he just sits and stares... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2095 That's right; he's a dead ringer for my ex, but he'll be perfect for caring for my plants when I'm on vacation next week. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2096 My neighbor's really into the sanctuary city thing. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2097 Can I borrow some toilet paper? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2098 Shelly, don't be so insinsitive. He's spinally challenged, and it's pronounced 'Domm.' 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2099 Says his name is St. Tom. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2100 You dated him when? Hmm... He’s not ringing any bells. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2101 Hey, can I have some of that water, ma'am? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2102 It's great, except for the obstructed view. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2103 I'm dating Rudy. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2104 Then again, it's not like he's in a bathrobe asking for a massage. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2105 He got lost on the way to Notre Dame. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2106 I just hope he doesn't knock my plant off. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2107 Here’s the weird part—he thinks today is Thursday. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2108 Let me call you back, Quasimodo is going to sing again. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2109 It's all about positioning. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2110 Darling, don't park your car near the cathedral. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2111 The new place also overlooks the cathedral's flying butthead. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2112 Stalking is a welcome break from that bell. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2113 Actually, mother, Kevin is an up-and-coming musician who has a lot on the ball. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2114 Can I call you back? The neighbor won’t stop ringing the bell. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2115 Hmm? Oh, its nothing. Just another predator staring at me. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2116 The rest of us can still be neighbors 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2117 Well, how can you tell if he's a parkour guy or, like, Quasimodo? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2118 Hold on, Trump has a few words. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2119 It would only go viral if he were cute. Or, a cat. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2120 Jeez Louise, what's a girl to do. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2121 Yes, I'm feeding it right now. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2122 I have a hunch the answer’s staring me right in the face. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2123 Is it inhumane to not feed my stalker? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2124 Sorry, Esmeralda lives two floors down. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2125 911? That Peeping Quasimodo is back again 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2126 that plant is dangerously close to the edge 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2127 He says he's a movie producer. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2128 Hey baby, take down my quasi number! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2129 I fed it once and he still comes back every day 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2130 It’s not the Jehovah’s that’s got me uneasy it’s the witness. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2131 ...I wish he'd stop calling me Esmeralda. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2132 Can't take the frog out of that prince. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2133 Could you move that a little to the left? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2134 Oh, wait. I'll get back to you. I've got a hunch 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2135 I'm quasi concerned about him as a neighbor.... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2136 not sure I know him, but he rings a bell :) 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2137 It's definitely an up-and-coming neighborhood. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2138 Preservation of historic landmarks? whatever. Still gives me the creeps. At least he should put on some pants. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2139 The FAA needs to revisit their drone policy. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2140 What's the city's stand on sanctuary for a 'quasi' something? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2141 It's a fern, but he keeps shouting, 'Topiary! Topiary!' 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2142 There's a guy out here who insists that he writes all your material. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
2143 I swiped up by mistake. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2144 It appears the rooftop confessionalis back up for rent 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2145 I've got to put you on hold darling, some just came up! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2146 You won't believe the irony. Okay, I'm calling you from Motorola's new Quasi-Moto phone, right?... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2147 OK Esmeralda, I'll put him right on 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2148 Yes, officer. I'm being flashed by the halfback of Notre Dame. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2149 Superman? This is Lois. Junior is acting up again. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2150 I think my Esmeralda plant has an admirer. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2151 I met him on a new app called Quasi-Monde. He's coming over right now. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2152 Well, I just got a hunch. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2153 I gather that Harvey Weinstein is doing a remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and that he is starring in it. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2154 I don't think swiping left will work in this case. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2155 He said he has a hunch about me. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2156 I'm waiting for him to spread his wings. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2157 Well, he says he also has a place in Bridgehampton. What do I tell him? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2158 Sorry, it's just that annoying Quasimodo telling me his sad tale. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2159 No, he’s not that good looking, but I saw on Tinder that he lives right next door. What’s the harm? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2160 So far I love it here, the neighborhood is a great mix of new and old. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2161 But for her posture and over-watering, he would have asked her out. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2162 Remember that unsuitable suitor? I have a hunch he’s back. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2163 There's nothing quasi about him. He's a real modo. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2164 he's super pissed about gentrification but, like, his argument isn't very nuanced? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2165 Peeping Gargoyle. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2166 Some renters are squatting on prime real estate with beautiful city views and cathedral ceilings. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2167 I've given up dancing and now we spend all our time together. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2168 Aren't there some bells that need ringing? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2169 Fame? He says half the people want to know how he liked the opera, and the other half tell him his face somehow rings a bell. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2170 Notre Dame? I assumed a college guy would have used the stairs. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2171 Betty, I think the anti-depressants are acting up again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2172 Sorry. I don't know his last name. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2173 I want to report a dirty old man 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2174 I'm going to have to ring you back. SORRY. NO OFFENSE. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2175 What do you mean, you won't do anything? I thought this was a sanctuary city? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2176 3, 2, 1, .... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2177 ooooooo i've travelled in time and look at that girl "whistles" 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2178 I think it's that actor from Birdman. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2179 Then he said, "Is it all right if I call you?" And I said, "Yes, I'd like that." And he said, "OK, I will then." That was, like 10 days ago. What's wrong with men? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2180 When you try to impression your crush, but she calls the cops on you. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2181 I have a hunch my ex wants me back. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2182 I think somebody's been following me. Let's just call it a hunch. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2183 Yes, he brought the bell, too. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2184 Hello... Deacon Frollo, I think you need to have a talk with Quasimodo. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2185 It's just another parkourist. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2186 Betty, I can't tell if he is looking at me or my plant 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2187 I believe this is what's known as a "meet-cute." 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2188 I feel like my life is kinda a Disney movie 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2189 Hey Esmeralda, that guy you've been seeing is here again. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2190 Looks like I'm going to have to spray for pests. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2191 What day is it again? Oh, never mind ... it's Wednesday ... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2192 It's a quasi-obstructed view, but you get used to it. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2193 He honestly doesn't say much, but seems really opinionated about which flower pots I use. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2194 Yep, he's here again, and still asking if I'm Esmeralda. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2195 No, it's the plant. I can always tell if someone is staring at me. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2196 Well, what about MY sanctuary? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2197 Esmeralda!! It's me, Qasimodo... it looks like you've been avoiding my calls. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2198 I think he's harmless and just squatting in an unoccupied building. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2199 If he's going to sit up there all the time they should change the name to Notre Dude. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2200 Either I have tinnitus or your talking about me, what else could it be ? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2201 A peeping hunchback. I know, right? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2202 You're so vane, you probably think this call is about you. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2203 Do not ask for whom the bell tolls. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2204 He says he's a celibate. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2205 I had a hunch he would be back! 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2206 Sorry, you're really breaking up. Yes, I'm as close as I can get to the bell tower. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2207 You say a big bird just pooped on your head? I don't think so. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2208 Damn-it, when I bought this high rise apartment there was no mention of peeping-Quasimodo being my next Cathedral neighbor. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2209 Charles Laughton! What are you doing here? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2210 Oh look " It's the Hunchback of Notre Dame picking up extra shifts as a peeping tom ! " 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2211 I'm watering a plant. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2212 I thought I was paying extra for a view of a wildlife conservatory. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2213 Well yeah, of course I agree with the First Amendment, but are these "Daily Exercises of Religious Freedom" really necessary? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2214 Thanks Esmeralda for confirming he is a vegan. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2215 I think he'd like us to get back together. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2216 You make it hard to talk face to face. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2217 But he's not ringing the bell... he's on the roof again. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2218 Flirting? No, just playing a hunch. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2219 He says he's famous. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2220 You may think I'm stalking you but, really. it's just a steeple chase. 1.1591 0.07926 44 40 1 3
2221 Hurry up and take the photo, this will be perfect for my City Living Botany Blog. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2222 Not hatchback Bishop, HUNCHback....and he's....what?....no, your car is NOT on the roof, it's that MAN again with the....what?....no, My car is downstairs, it's that MAN....what?....no, it's a Mercedes S Class.... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2223 OK, I admit it. I told him he has to watch me water a potted plant if he wants to be in my movie. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2224 If your hair were longer, I could come over. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2225 He must have taken the stairs. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2226 Joanie, vacay plant-rescue mystery, um, solved. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2227 The next time you forget your costume, I would just stay home. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2228 Am I just swapping one institution for another? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2229 I'm good, mom. I'd be better if Quasi would realize it's really over this time. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2230 To be fair, his profile did say he was into cosplay. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2231 Spin it any way you want, but you still violated our property disclosure contract. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2232 This one IS Claiming to be a Good Catch and NOT Jewish! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2233 Yeah, he's back...No, that's not necessary- he can't keep this pose much longer. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2234 You won't take my calls, so you left me no other choice. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2235 It looks like they've started filming Mission Impossible 7.. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2236 Well, I guess I find it quasi-unsettling. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2237 I know I could just give him some water, but wouldn't that be encouraging him? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2238 He’s quasi-stalking me again. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2239 He helps make it a complete Sanctuary City. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2240 Yes.. I'd like to report a peeping hunchback. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2241 I told him, I said look fella I'm not that type of girl. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2242 not much, nothing new here; how about by you? 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
2243 Be careful not to over water it! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2244 Hang on, the bell ringer wants to know what time it is. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2245 My neighbor Quasimodo is going to making a leap of faith. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2246 People are dying to have my view! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2247 Hi! I just happened to be in neighborhood... 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2248 Gotta go my date just arrived outside! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2249 Some things never change in Norte Dame. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2250 Police, the stalker I told you about is back again. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2251 No I didn't get the part, but it felt like Harvey Weinstein may have taken an interest in me for future roles. Who knows when I'll see him again though. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
2252 Just watch out for my plant when you jump over here--okay? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2253 No, the name Quasimodo doesn't ring a bell. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2254 May I use your toilet? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2255 Let's just say I have a hunch his name will ring a bell... 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2256 Oh I almost forgot, Happy Hump Day. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2257 After last night and you won't pick up!??! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2258 No, officer, I’m not certain. It’s just a hunch. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2259 Yeah, well, life isn't a Disney movie. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2260 It's not ringing a bell... 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2261 Honey..You need more balls than that to call yourself a Gargoyle!! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2262 I am looking at, like, you know, the ugliest pigeon. EVER. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2263 Yeah, I would say living next to Notre Dame has its pervs. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2264 ‘Yes, I am canceling my husbands chiropractor appointment... I have a hunch, he won’t be back.” 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2265 You know my neighbor? He's taken Halloween to a who new level. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2266 Gargoyle, I said. G A R G O Y L E. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2267 Yeah, I told him my name wasn't Esmeralda, that he should just climb down and ring a few more bells. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2268 Hello 911. I want to report a peeping Tom. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2269 I have a hunch that skydiver is back. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2270 Hello James - please send up an extension ladder to apartment 1314. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2271 I have a hunch it'll work out. We're both botanists. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2272 Aha! Just like a thought, another fine specimen of Euphorbia erecta! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2273 I didn’t say ‘humpback whale’, I said, ‘Hunchback,’ Gail. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2274 You should hear this dimwit try to say Noter Dame. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2275 Quasimodo, please don't jump until the vine grows out. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2276 Did you ring? 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2277 Hang on, my plant sitter is here. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2278 Lover's Leap 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2279 Please turn off all cell phones, and enjoy the performance. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2280 You are always on the phone! 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2281 Hello, Father? Don't you people have a bathroom? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2282 The buildings here are like characters. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2283 He's back again this year to try and convince me to root for the Irish when they play USC. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2284 Wonderful exhibit on the evolution of Cervidae Erectus 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2285 Just remembered- gotta call my chiropractor. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2286 yeah he's still there....god i hope he doesn't take another crap! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2287 I said you should come see my new 'potted plant!' 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2288 Oh, like, you know - Phantom of the Opera, Sponge Bob, something like that. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2289 I know it's hard to find a straight guy in Manhattan, but he can't look like Quasimodo. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2290 Sure, it's impressive, but it's still not a sport. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2291 I dunno, Clair -- He just keeps shouting "Sanctuary City, Sanctuary City!" 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2292 I’ll call you back. Quasimodo’s about to drop in. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2293 There's some guy droning on about "precarious perches." 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2294 Here's the thing. He not only does wake up calls but dinner bells as well. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2295 We have a Quasi Neighborhood Watch Progam. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
2296 It's some guy shouting about how he can make me a movie star 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2297 The Hunch Back and Water Dame. 1.1556 0.07756 45 41 1 3
2298 My name? It's Quasimodo. And you must be Ismeralda. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2299 NYPD? Do you still have those armed biplanes? 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
2300 That plant could fall off, you know! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2301 He is obviously very high and says he is lost. He has a French accent and is a hunchback. Keeps mumbling about Trump taking away his Visa and yelling "I am not a Muslim." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2302 Monsignor, Will you please call Quasimodo down from the bell tower, he's staring again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2303 Sleep-walking again, Harvey? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2304 Yes, your Grace, I am sorry about your pigeon problem, however... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2305 [Be Cool Esmerelda] Yes, Roxy, I'd say he's "QUASI" cute 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2306 I’m on top of the world. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2307 He claims ringing the bell helps his scoliosis. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2308 I really have to change my ringtone 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2309 He says he's gonna jump, but he's much too good looking to be a stockbroker. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2310 Hello, Animal Control? Yeah, it's back 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2311 Sorry to interrupt. Trying to get wifi. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2312 I'll always have Paris 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2313 9-1-1, what is your emergency, please? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2314 Is Rapunzel home? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2315 This call is being monitored. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2316 I hope it's thirst, and not lust. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2317 Actually, officer, I'm calling about the priest outside my keyhole. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2318 I think he's jealous of our rooftop garden. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2319 Not only does he ring that damn bell on the hour but he also has air rights. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2320 He likes my 'Bell Tower' ringtone. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2321 New plant? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2322 It's almost my sanctuary. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2323 Yeah, since he's been up here I notice it hasn't needed as much fertilizer. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2324 The carillonneur is exposing himself again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2325 Which one of us is the Peeping Tom? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2326 ...and his mouth is REALLY watering. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2327 I like Paris, but sometimes it's like being in a gothic novel. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2328 I really think an urban garden would help Quasimodo break this dangerous habit. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2329 He hasn’t swept me off my feet yet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2330 The landlord said it was a room with a view. I didn't know that I was to be the view. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2331 I wanted a park view but all I could afford was parkour. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2332 Yes, Zelda, we are the first Sanctuary high rise on E 51st Street. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2333 Yes, the Feng Shui gargoyle balanced the view... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2334 "Don't re-set you Ringtone from Cosmic to Chimes, Esmeralda, unless you want to alert your neighbors. Believe me. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2335 Sorry, I have to go now. Mody's popping over. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2336 I think he's saying "Hey, Ms." but I can't hear over the ringing bells. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2337 No I don’t need a restraining order. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2338 Yes, Melania, he's wearing that ugly green fleece you hate. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2339 Hi Mom, Remember when I suspected a pigeon from the church yard was nibbling my kale plant? Well, I have a new theory... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2340 need some fertilizer? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2341 I mean... he's kind of a gargoyle but I think he's cute. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2342 Did you hear the doorbell? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2343 It's again my husband; he left the keys in the offering plate 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2344 I know the connection is bad, but if I stand on my balcony for five more minutes, I'll be starring in Harvey Weinstein's next picture. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2345 I don't get it. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2346 I find the Squatting Deer series much more moving. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2347 You get used to it, but I hear it's dragginig down property values across the street. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2348 I'm hoping this will make him thirsty and he'll get off that stupid ball. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2349 See me! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2350 May I borrow your phone? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2351 There's a gargoyle on my belfry. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2352 It's just a hunch. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2353 Ya Notre Dame Condos, they have everything! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2354 Say what you may, he's on the ball this week. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2355 I love it - it's my little sanctuary. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2356 He wants to know if we'd like to receive a pledge card. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2357 How do I know, he's fooling around!" "Let's just say I have a hunch. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2358 Ok, he says his name is Quasimodo, does that ring a bell? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2359 "Victor, I've been thinking about it and all is can see is a big, gothic wedding". 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2360 Gotta go. Quasimodo's here. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2361 I guess I can’t be positive he’s a stalker. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2362 911, my ex-boyfriend is quasi irritating again. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2363 He says he'll jump unless I get him a Groupon for a chiropractor. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2364 Do you have the number for Sanctuary in the East Village? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2365 I disagree, the government has elevated its surveillance efforts, 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2366 It's northwest of the cathedral. That's right. The NoWeNoDa neighborhood. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2367 I’ve got to go Eileen. The Hugo’s hunchback is on the roof again and I need to call the fire department. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2368 I think my dad wants me to go to the University of Notre Dame. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2369 I like his perspective. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2370 Hold on a sec Mom, the guy that keeps me up at night with his bell tolling is outside. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2371 it's like my own urban sanctuary 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2372 Yeah, that 'Sanctuary?' pickup line of his is getting old. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2373 Are you even getting a quasi signal? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2374 Daddy, you sent me to the wrong Notre Dame. But I love it! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2375 Yes, Uncle Victor, I'm having a wonderful time in Paris. It was SO SWEET of you to let me use your condo this summer! However, you really didn't need to ask the guy next door to keep an eye on me. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2376 I will have to call you back, my personal plant fertilizer is here. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2377 Let's just say I think he's quasi-interested in me. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2378 He's just crouched there like a statue. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2379 What do you mean, ‘It’s already been written’? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2380 Hello 911? I've gotta flagpole sitter that's going to expose himself. Like the 39th floor. No problem, I'll hold. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2381 And of course his name is Tom. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2382 Me? I am looking at a fine execution of church steeple Asana! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2383 Seriously, I've got a peeping hunchback. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2384 Parkour peeping Tom. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2385 I wonder if this really is a welcoming and accepting community. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2386 At least he keeps the pigeons away... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2387 Yay, it's Rush week at Julliard again! Party at my flat 5pm 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2388 He thinks Rex called him a "Moroni" not "Moron". 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2389 Does the name Esmerelda ring a bell? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2390 Could I please speak to Victor? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2391 He doesn't know how he got up there, and now he doesn't know how to get down. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2392 The lift was out of order 1.1429 0.08044 42 39 0 3
2393 Nope, he still hasn't found a way down. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2394 So, he waters my plants for me while I’m away for a couple of months and now he’s like, Ring my bells??? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2395 Toss me some bottled water and I'll play church bells for your next dinner party. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2396 Yeah Mom: He still thinks He's Spiderman! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2397 Paris just isn't what it used to be. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2398 Six days and still no handstand. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2399 I don't know Mom, he's calling it a "leap of faith." 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2400 Do you ever feel you can't escape the male gaze? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2401 I forgot my selfie stick 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2402 I don’t know...His face doesn’t ring a bell. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2403 QuasiDodo is back 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2404 I climbed all the way up here for this? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2405 I know, but he's so cute. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2406 I wish he would wear pants. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2407 My new boyfriend is a religious, hunch backed, jumping herbivore. He’ll be here in a moment. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2408 The good-night kiss was okay, but I didn't hear bells or anything. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2409 No, no, no! This is NOT a sanctuary city. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2410 Creepy Quasimodo I can deal with. It's the noon day bells that are really driving me crazy. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2411 One second mom, my neighbor is asking me if I have any sugar. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2412 Esmirelda, please call 911. The bell rope broke. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2413 No, it is not Jack be nimble.. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2414 AND THEN, our eyes met......... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2415 Hold on there's somebody hunching in 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2416 Hi Victor? This is Cosette. I think you sent the wrong bachelor. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2417 A little creepy, I'll admit. But at least the damn bells have stopped ringing. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2418 He's here to get his Tupperware back. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2419 He claims he's Quasimodo, wants to ring my bell? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2420 He's doing it again. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2421 Any weekend plans? Bell tower and chill. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2422 Somehow it rings a bell 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2423 Hold on. Do you do windows, Sweetie? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2424 Grunting sound? Oh, that's just Harvey. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2425 Hello, 911? I'd like to report a crouching tiger, peeping tom. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2426 So Jump! I won't love you but I'll love your splatter. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2427 Stalking was so much easier in the middle ages. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2428 I'd like to report a code violation. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2429 Gotta go. My boyfriend Quasi is here. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2430 I ruminate about your mother and what might have been. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2431 I'm telling you, this guy has taken "peeping tom's" to a whole new level. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2432 I hardly notice him anymore and I am quasi certain he is blind. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2433 Hey girl, what are you doing this weekend? There's someone I'd like you to meet. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2434 Nostradoofus is at it again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2435 'You were right when you said faith took him to a higher place.' 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2436 Hey, Sis. I think I found you a date for the prom. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2437 Yeah, I like most of my neighbors, but I have a bad hunch about the guy who lives directly across from me. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2438 I can't shake the feeling that I'm being watched. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2439 Hi, this is Esmeralda again. That creep with the hunchback is stalking me again from Notre Dame. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2440 Our new security camera is giving me the creeps. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2441 I'm not sure, but I think it may be a bald-headed cuckoo. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2442 Come here often? 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2443 hi 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2444 I guess I'd describe him as Quasimodo if he were a better climber. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2445 Hi Betty, I think I may have found that date for you. He's well up in the world, although he does carry a bit of baggage. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2446 OK, I've distracted him; be quick about pulling out those bell clappers. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2447 He calls me Esmerelda. I call him quasi-loco. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2448 The new gargoyle seems to always be looking at you. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2449 Apparently his pre-existing conditions don't include acrophobia. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2450 Not pie and lattes. I said he's doing PILATES again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2451 Loving Paris and getting use to its tourist bureau promos. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2452 The poor guy. Not only does he have chronic health issues, but he's been in the neighborhood so long no one knew he was a dreamer, too. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2453 Just love the quasi-Parisian feel of my condo. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2454 By the way, is Notre Dame having a good season this year? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2455 Uh...I mean...I'm pretty sure he's taking a dump? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2456 Yes, I see him 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2457 The hunchback of St. Patrick's is stalking me again. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2458 Couldn't you just go with a nice simple cross? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2459 Hello 911 ? There's a weirdo stalking me from above the cathedral. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2460 Hello Officer, he is doing it again. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2461 he says his name is TOM. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2462 Honey, would please get off the phone and unlock the front door! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2463 It's ugly at the top. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2464 No, I do not want to make a night of it with the ring-a-ding kid. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2465 It seems that whenever I water my plant, he'll ring the bell and then just sit on the spire... Could he be Pavlov's love child, or is there something more sinister afoot? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2466 I could describe him but I don't like to body shame people 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2467 These days my life is like a musty old book I never bothered to read in high school. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2468 I'd like to report a peeping Quasimodo. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2469 He knows, that I know, that he knows he'll never be able to get over that gypsy girl. He can grovel all day if he likes, but I have a plant now. I have more important things going on in my life. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2470 Yes, he thinks we should have gone with the gargoyle upgrade. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2471 I'm really happy to see you, but I recommend using the elevator on the ground floor. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2472 I'm really not into religious guys. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2473 Really? That doesn't ring a bell. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2474 I am guessing he may have back problems. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2475 I am all for Gothic architecture, but I am not thrilled with the accompanying bell ringer. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2476 I'm thinking it was a bad idea to move into the Victor Hugo. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2477 He wants to jump right into a relationship and I'm not ready. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2478 He can't come to the phone right now. He's polishing the steeple. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2479 I don't know. I guess he's starting to grow on me. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2480 I can't tell whether it's a real Modo or a quasi-Modo. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2481 No thanks, I like my ringtone. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2482 Esmeralda, you've changed! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2483 yeah, police. This creepy guy's just sitting on notre dame, staring at me. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2484 You're right. The bell was made in Troy, NY... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2485 And we've got a direct view of the Mad Friar's Cathedral... 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2486 I have to go, my boyfriend who rings my bells is here. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2487 The audition went really well and I got a hunchback. I mean callback. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2488 Will you at least meet with the chiropractor? 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2489 Mom! I have a hunch he's giving me a ring! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2490 Well for one thing he's a re-enactor. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2491 He's just another gross lech who won't take "no" for an answer. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2492 How's Paris you ask? . . . fairy tales say it all. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2493 Is his hair brown? Well, quasi... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2494 Sorry, I can't talk now, Quasi, I'm on the phone. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2495 Yeah, I can't believe zoning was OK with this either. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2496 He looks quasi-balanced. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2497 That's right, Officer....he's definitely Episcopalian and I think he's vegan too..... 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2498 Correct, Quasimodo with a 'Q'. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2499 Hello Moto...Quasimodo 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2500 Love is always a leap of faith. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2501 We’re connected wirelessly, walk on over! 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2502 Yes Quasimodo also lives on the 14th floor. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2503 My neighbor seems like a bit of a loner. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2504 That cute guy is checking me out again! 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2505 Your place or mine? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2506 I'm looking at him now. I really think you'd like him, Esmeralda. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2507 You don't have a prayer. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2508 The guys on this dating apse are so not my type 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2509 Hi Dad! My neighbor got a new table! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2510 Well, I'll give him this, he's got ball. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2511 Yes, I see him almost every day, but I'd call it a quasi-friendship. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2512 Our new neighbor's got the hump that he doesn't have a balcony. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
2513 Hold the line a moment, Esmerelda. There's a performance artist outside my balcony, and he seems to want some water. 1.1429 0.07287 42 38 2 2
2514 I will have to move. Squatters on the twenty-seventh floor can be quite annoying. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2515 Hang on a sec, Hunchie has the munchies. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2516 Yes, I do like my new neighborhood. It has such a thriving literary scene. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2517 You haven't heard ? Well, Tom and I have separated. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2518 Finally! Someone who ring my bell! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2519 Hello? St. Patrick's? Your gargoyle is acting up again! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2520 well, officer, a REAL modo would have rung the bell first 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2521 Gladys, "have you ever seen a pants less peeping tom?" 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2522 No, he's not a plant, I said I'm watering my plant! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2523 I've decided to name my plant, "Victor." It just came to me. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2524 You seem to have found work-life balance 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2525 Quasi motivated 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2526 I wouldn’t say he’s what you’d call a traditional peeping Tom, but I’m creeped out big time. And, the only thing he’s ever said to me is, “Hi Esmeralda.” 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2527 It will hatch, it will hatch, it will hatch, I just know it. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2528 ""...and you also better bring a large pair of tighty whities." ' 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2529 His name is Tom. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2530 I see your back again. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2531 Excuse me Sir, but--are you a Real-modo, or just a Quasi-modo? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2532 He keeps yelling "sanctuary," and I have no idea what he wants. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2533 It's still NO Quasi, and that's going to hurt your back. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2534 No, you may not have a bite. 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2535 I just reached landmark status. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2536 I can see your house from here. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2537 Well, sure, he's a hunchback, but he follows me and likes everything I do, so... 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2538 I don't know who you're calling, miss. But I have a hunch. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2539 The new bell is wifi -- he rings it with an app; so now the belfry is open to tourists from nine and five. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2540 Have I told you about my new neighbor? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2541 I'm not making eye contact, I promise. Postmodernism is too far a leap. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2542 Wouldn't you know—a peeping hunchback! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2543 Do you think he'll take song requests when he rings the bell? 1.1395 0.07123 43 39 2 2
2544 I have a sort of quasi-relationship with him. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2545 Psst! Ever do the roots thing? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2546 Can't put my finger on it but his face sure rings a bell. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2547 ...And I can't call the cops because he claimed, 'Sanctuary' or something. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2548 I'm a gentrifier? He's a hunchback living in a cathedral. Compared to him we're ALL gentrifiers! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2549 Yes, living in Paris is amazing. My new apartment is in the centre of everything, just a hop, skip and a jump away from Notre Dame. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2550 It’s my hunch that he got his bell rung, out in the back of Notre Dame. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2551 I think I am going to drop my Curves membership and signing up for CrossFit. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2552 'gotta go, my parkour instructor just got here" 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2553 From this angle you are doing a great job. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2554 No MSG on mine. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2555 He still thinks he's Quasimodo, but at least he's stable for now. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2556 Ding-dong, check out my schlong! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2557 Well, there are ICE vehicles below.....and he's yelling "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!" 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2558 Oh jeez, it's that hunchback from across the street again. Hang on... "Hey, Moe, how's it going?" 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2559 He says his name is sort of "Modo." 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2560 Hold the line, Esmeralda.....he's actually right on the ball! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2561 No, not crazy. _Quasi_. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2562 Oh, did I tell you about my new neighbor, Quasimodo? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2563 Not everything was better. You should see the pre-war balcony across the way. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2564 How do you like my new ringtone? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2565 Quasimodo is stalking me again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2566 He’s called the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but he doesn’t look like a football player to me. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2567 I keep telling him I am not Esmeralda . 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2568 What hump? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2569 I don't know Mom. What did you do when Dad acted like this? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2570 Sorry, hon, can't talk. Quasimodo's about to get here for brunch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2571 I'd like to report a peeping hunchback of Notre Dame. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2572 OK, Goggle..What is the going rate for a bell ringer? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2573 I know he's not my type, but suddenly I hear wedding bells. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2574 ‘The new place?’ Urban contemporary with penthouse view of hunchback on steeple. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2575 So, who rings your bell? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2576 "I have a hunch he's back". 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2577 They're filming the new Marvel movie across the street. I think casting Mickey Rooney as the new Spider Man was a stretch. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2578 I'm visiting your downstairs neighbor do you think you could lend me a ladder 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2579 So tell me, officer, does my description ring any bells? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2580 Yes, Father, did you water the hunchback today? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2581 Hi Quasi - I heard you ring the bell this morning. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2582 He's staring at me like he knows me, but doesn't ring any bells. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2583 Steeples, pants, plants, I guess he is against something. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2584 No, he’s a REAL Modo! I’ll send you a pic. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2585 I told him exactly what you said: “Sanctuary? Quasi, don’t ring those damn things again until they are wedding bells.” 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2586 Can you tell me how to get back to the Parcour event? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2587 I appreciate the call, but it's just a routine check from the condo board. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2588 He says he's protesting the lack of French cathedrals in Manhattan. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2589 This was more fun when it was forbidden. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2590 Looks like my neighbor is trying to get the perfect selfie again. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2591 Let's just say our sanctuary city has reached a new height. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2592 Here is a guy who is either asking me out or jumping to death because of me 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2593 Please join us for the lunch back at Notre Dame. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2594 I have a hunch my neighbor is spying on me. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2595 I've never made it this far in Frogger before 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2596 Quasimodo I presume. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2597 He followed me from Paris. I had an apartment across from Notre Dame. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2598 He's not spying. He's subletting. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2599 I think they’re getting ready to tear the church next-door down 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2600 Does the name Quasimoto ring a bell? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2601 Jesus Christ, I have to go to the bathroom. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2602 I have the strangest sense that I'm being watched. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2603 Just watering the plants. . .what the blank?!? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2604 The view is spectacular--a gothic church, bell tower, with its very own hunchback! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2605 Welcome Quasimodo, may I offer you some water? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2606 This guy from Notre Dame either said he's a hunchback or a halfback. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2607 The sunny side of the building gets Tigger. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2608 He wants me to call 1X-1-1....... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2609 No, he's still up there. When he admits he was wrong! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2610 "Quasimodo has finally reached the pinnacle of his life." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2611 Yeah, I'll say it's the dark side of the building. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2612 I have a hunch, I'll find more drama in this new condo. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2613 One of those predatory priests has been exiled to a place he can do no further damage. I hope this plant grows fast. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2614 You can take the prince out of the frog, but you can't take the frog out of the prince. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2615 He says that I remind him of someone named Esmeralda. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2616 oh, hey neighbor! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2617 Yes, the new bishop’s assistant really is on the ball. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2618 Once you feed them once, you just can't get rid of them! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2619 The good news is he's stopped ringing the bell... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2620 Hold on a sec. I have a hunch a certain someone is back. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2621 I have a feeling he's not on Facebook. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2622 I'd like to report a peeping hunchback. Sure, I'll hold. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2623 He insists he came back as a bird. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2624 Caviar? Do you have a drone service? I have this friend... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2625 Careful with that pot, lady. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2626 The guy who thinks he is a bird is still there 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2627 You blinked first. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2628 Yes, officer. He's middle aged, balding and keeps asking if I want to watch him ring his bells. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2629 Yes, I do usually swipe right on Catholic boys. Why do you ask? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2630 Yeah, apparently he's got a a chip on his shoulder about gentrification or something. Or, uh, a hunch on his back, I don't know - ugh, these people should've moved out years ago! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2631 Betsy, you won't believe it? Vince forgot his pants again. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2632 I'm not sure what he's doing, but his name rings a bell. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2633 ''...and then, you simply make a right at Notre-Dame, you can't miss'' 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2634 I love you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2635 No. He's still down there. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2636 If a Quasimodo isn't a new phone, then what is it? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2637 That's not what I mean when I said you needed to "get on the ball" at school. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2638 I'll call you right back, I have a Quasimodo situation. I'll have to call you back, right now I have a Quasimodo situation. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2639 Do I call him Kwahsee-modo or Kwayzai-modo? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2640 It’s lonely at the top. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2641 911, I'd like to report a Peeping Tom. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2642 No other apartments in Paris had better views than The Quasimodo. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2643 Polo-?! Oh come on, my quads are killing me... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2644 Gloria, I gotta go. The neighbor's here asking to borrow a cup of sugar. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2645 I always say, if you have a hunch, follow it. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2646 I have a hunch about this place. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2647 But mom,he has a steady job 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2648 Gotta go; there's a guy perched on the bell tower who's about to go bald if I don't water his head. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2649 Let me know when lunch is ready and I will hop right over. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2650 He's Quasi-Quasimodo at best. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2651 Yes, he is on top of his tower peeping again! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2652 Just hanging out...watering my plant "Quasi." 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2653 Blame Victor Hugo, Shakespeare made it easy for Romeo. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2654 Either he goes or you go, Victor! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2655 Remember when there were pigeons? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2656 Yes, I see you’ve been on the ball lately, but no, I still think we’re going nowhere. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2657 It's like Quasimordor over here. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2658 Well, its view is great. But it is much too small. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2659 It's amazing what a man will do for a well-watered plant. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2660 Greg didn’t have cable, nor a sense of privacy. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2661 Yes officer, it's about my husband. He took a dare... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2662 Well, he says he's looking for sanctuary and a toilet 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2663 What hump? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2664 He going to swing over and pick me up 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2665 I don't mind, we are a quasi-sanctuary city. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2666 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2667 And like, there’s this hunchback who keeps staring at me? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2668 I've got a hungry guy here with a question about pizza delivery... Is it still free if delivery takes more than 45 minutes? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2669 Yes, I am at church but some troll is staring at me so I will have to call you back tomorrow mom. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2670 He says I inspire him. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2671 I can barely understand him but I think he wants to ring my bells. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2672 "Oh, he's doing well, but his Tinnitus is getting worse"! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2673 Oh, I don't mind - he's kind of cute. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2674 Thanks for letting me know, the plant needed to be watered. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2675 So this is what heaven is like ? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2676 Uh-huh! Yeah, I know! So...now that the whole stalker business us behind me, my biggest worry is whether this plant on my balcony might be in a precarious spot... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2677 "It's your chiropractor. Can you come in at noon"? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2678 Yeah, apparently my ringtone peaked his interest. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2679 911? What's the PC term for "hunchback" jumper? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2680 I ruv you a rot. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2681 It's okay Cynthia, he just wanted to let me know that my plants need watering. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2682 I'm looking at a complete pervert... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2683 Have you seen Esmerelda? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2684 Dad? No, everything is fine, got in last night, fed the cat, watering the plants, and the chimney sweep is here, but for one thing, you don't have a fireplace, right? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2685 You are clearly the tops in New York real estate. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2686 Yeah, he just sits there and waits for the phone to ring. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2687 Some sicko has put a gnome on the dome. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2688 I’d like to report a peeping hunchback. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2689 Honey, if you think the pigeons are bad this year---just wait!! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2690 Is the place below you available? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2691 I guess I'd say I'm "Quasi" seeing someone... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2692 He thinks he still plays football. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2693 No, he doesn't ring any bells! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2694 He keeps shouting "sanctuary," but we aren't a sanctuary city. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2695 I'll take Notre Dame +3. I dunno, just a hunch. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2696 ...no, I haven’t met any cute neighbours yet. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2697 "Hello Moto" really confused him until I changed my ringtone. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2698 My imp is threatening to jump again . 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2699 As if getting to the top is not enough. Danny wants to do it in style! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2700 Yes, he does bear a striking resemblance to Steve Bannon........minus the hunch of course. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2701 It's just a hunch, but I think he's back. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2702 The ringtone, the ringtone, the ringtone! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2703 No we haven’t met, but his texts are so sweet. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2704 Funny you should mention Lon Chaney. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2705 Mommy! Mommy! Why am I running in circles?” “Shut up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2706 Seriously Esmeralda, I would call him. He looks like he might do something drastic. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2707 Just my luck, I got a hunchback peeping Tom. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2708 By any chance is your name Esmeralda? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2709 Yeah, the babysitting job is going well. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2710 Yes, mom. I know I'm never home and I know that a healthy plant needs to be spoken to regularly. I believe I've got that covered. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2711 Hunchback of the Upper West Side 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2712 Stop calling me, you know I can't answer. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2713 I'll ask him. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2714 He says he's just a gargoyle, but I'm not buying it. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2715 Esmeralda, is that you? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2716 Hold on, someone just found my sanctuary. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2717 Someone needs to tell Don Jr. that I don't need my plumbing fixed. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2718 Well, he's a dead ringer for the hunchback of Norte Dame. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2719 Atleast he's not in the shower this time. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2720 GARGOYLE, mother, I said I am falling in love with a GARGOYLE! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2721 Listen Liz I'll call you back, I've got a peeping "gnome". 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2722 No, he only watches my plant. I'm going to need you to water it. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2723 I’m not sure if I’m seeing things but I see a blob in front of me. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2724 It's no biggie...he's just a quasi-stalker. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2725 Thanks, this is my sanctuary. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2726 My steeple? No cross. No angel....... 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2727 Yeah, he keeps calling me 'Esmerelda.' Is that weird or what? I feel like I should throw him a cracker or something. I mean, how many gargoyles can talk? So anyway, what I told Wayne about Shirley was... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2728 I'm not sure where our son is, but I have a hunch. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2729 I get it; parkour. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2730 It's a studio unit, nice airy feeling, with a view . . . and it just went coop. Call me! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2731 There's a guy out here who says he's from 2048, via 1482. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2732 So my new boyfriend isn’t quasi-anything. He’s the real thing! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2733 Yeah, he's still there. He acts like he thinks its not over between us, but he's got a hunch. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2734 I have a hunch that I'm being watched. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2735 Weird Neighbors 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2736 Are we hosting Notre Dame in this week's game by any chance? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2737 No, I said 'it's a peeping Quasimodo,' Tom. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2738 Hello, Victor. Hugo is peering at me again. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2739 I know this may seem a bit awkward but I'm really not stalking you! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2740 Yes, I'm watering it now. Uh, okay. hold on... Hey, mister, Esmeralda says hi. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2741 The view isn't great, but the rent is low. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2742 Igor, it's for you. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2743 Remember I said I'd a hunch he'd be back? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2744 We're going away so I hired a house plant sitter. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2745 I can't believe that creep sent you a friend request. What a stalker! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2746 Actually I do have someone in my life right now 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2747 Would you have some bird seed? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2748 You draw water, I draw crowds! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2749 Oh, #102 5th Ave, not #100. Well, at least I got the 32nd floor right. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2750 Somebody is ready for a "leap of faith"! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2751 No, David, I asked if you would climb any mountain, not climb any steeple. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2752 The church still hasn't installed a bathroom. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2753 He begs for water every morning. It's adorable. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2754 He brought the wrong pizza. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2755 Anyway Sarah I gotta go, my Super Squats trainer is here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2756 I'd say I am in a quasi relationship 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2757 He's the boy next door, but he's not MY boy next door. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2758 On second thought, I'll call you back. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2759 I had a hunch he'd come back from Trump Tower 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2760 I think I'm going to have to change my Notre Dame ring tone on my phone. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2761 Your name rings a bell ... who did you say you're with again? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2762 I found him on TaskRabbit. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2763 Hang on a sec. My quasi-boyfriend wants to ask me something. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2764 Well, he keeps saying "Sanctuary" and pointing at my plant. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2765 Well if you’re leaning prewar I may have something coming available soon. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2766 He's fixated on my Esmeralda plant, Julie. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2767 The belles, the belles. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2768 Hello police, There's a man staring at me and I have a hunch he's up to no good! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2769 Why do some men think this is romantic? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2770 Remember when mom said she had a hunch about this apartment? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2771 He keeps coming up here when my ringtone says, "Hello Moto." 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2772 Sherry, I'm going to have to call you back. The higher power is staring at me again... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2773 No, I specifically requested the halfback who plays for Notre Dame. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2774 Marco....! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2775 No, so far it's only a Quasi-Modo. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2776 Hello police! There's some nut in a holloween costume stalking me! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2777 I have to go now, Jim’s home. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2778 Got rid of the beetle eating my plants but now there's a parish beadle without his pants. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2779 Do you know if it's Wednesday yet? 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2780 I've got a guy who watches the place when we're away. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2781 I've got to hang up—someone needs to use my bathroom. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2782 He's ringing like 24/7. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2783 Seriously, you reporters would do anything for a buck. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2784 I said I had other plans....but he did stick the landing 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2785 Yeah, Airbnb listed this place as a 'sanctuary.' 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2786 I have a hunch. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2787 Front desk? Hi, it's Esmeralda in 12C. The peeper's back. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2788 Errrrr, Esmerelda? I think I've got myself into a spot of bother.....could you call 911? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2789 I'd like to report a peeping hunchback, please. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2790 Hang on, Peeping Quasimodo is back 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2791 Esmeralda, listen, I have special manure! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2792 Ryan seems to think the belfry career impresses me. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2793 Yeah, well, looks aren't everything and he puts me on a pedestal... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2794 Yes Mr. President. I will try to convince him to stand. Notre Dame is his French Lieu of sanctuary after all. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2795 It's some creepy neighborhood kid. Harvey, I think. Or, Donald, maybe? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2796 It's a monument to quasi-architecture. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2797 He keeps saying, 'She gave me water.' 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2798 He's adorably creepy and better than the plastic owl! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2799 Call your hunch back. He misses you. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2800 The Halloween pop-up is next door. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2801 It feels like the whole world is waiting for him to land nut first. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2802 911, I want to report another steeple-assisted suicide try. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2803 Same old, same old...nothing exciting on this front. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2804 No balcony. He lives in one of the older buildings. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2805 It was probably a matter of time before 'dangerous succulent watching' became a thing. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2806 Come on Quasi, it's not like you didn't see it coming. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2807 The new gargoyles seem so life-like. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2808 Yes, I did say I wanted to study humpbacks, but as in whales! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2809 "I always water my plants on Hump Day". 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2810 You were right. I did need glasses. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2811 I have no hunch why he’s there 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2812 A little to the left 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2813 That's right, we've casted Quasimodo as the next Spiderman. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2814 Fern whom the bell tolls. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2815 He says it's just lunch. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2816 No, I was looking for someone with a good BANK balance... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2817 That damn humpback is STILL stalking me - help! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2818 I'm just calling in in, OK? He looks set to do a doody on the people below any second now! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2819 I know, 'love is like a tree.' But he's really into this houseplant. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2820 It's like he's too emotionally available or something. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2821 My phone model? Quasi-Moto. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2822 I’m calling to cancel my cable subscription 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2823 That guy who maintains the place across the street looks quasi-familiar. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2824 Wait, hold on, Deb. Trump-goyle dropped his wig & his phone. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2825 "But Esmerelda, it's not safe for you outside the Cathedral, although, I must admit, you do get a splendid sense of isolation up here. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2826 I don't know why I think of the balcony as my sanctuary, but I do. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2827 Let's just say I now HATE that "Hello 'Moto" commercial. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2828 Yeah, he's French, kinda cute, a musician and available. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2829 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2830 I know, but can't he keep his religious views to himself? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2831 ...one brown eye, hunched back, and no pants....no idea how tall he is... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2832 I suppose your bell ringer might just be dehydrated, Father, but it's creepy just the same 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2833 My neighbor thinks I over water my plants. 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2834 Can you spare a small glass of water? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2835 If that was your new ringtone, Relda, it's absolutely through the roof. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2836 This is weird, he know my name is Rapunzel 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2837 Really? What a coincidence. Me too! 1.1282 0.07510 39 36 1 2
2838 He's not that cute -- but his Tinder name is totes amazeballs. Have you ever heard "Quasimodo" before in your entire life? 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2839 Plants are fine but, tell me, who’s your cute yogi neighbor? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2840 He's out of the bell tower again, and needs some help. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2841 I could have sworn that you said “quarter” back... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2842 I've got to go; I'm expecting someone to drop in at any moment. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2843 Hey Clara, I have to go, yeah..my date's here. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2844 I want a guy who really rings my bell. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2845 No, I said, "Peeping Hunchback of the Bell Tower Next Door." 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2846 I'm quasi-busy tonight. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2847 Hold on, the hunchback of the neighborhood is about jump madam. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2848 The Bell Tower Boy's taking another bathroom break. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2849 It's a Hollywood gargoyle. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2850 He wants to know if there's an open spot in our Pilates class this afternoon. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2851 When you try to do the impossible. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2852 I have a hunch. I think you can jump this far . . . and then you can ring MY bell. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2853 He just crapped on the roof. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2854 If this creep comes any closer, he's dead. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2855 I'm not sure I should trust that "boy next door" thing. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2856 Can you call 911 to help me down from here? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2857 Oh, hi Vic. Esmeralda here. I’ve got two tickets to the Notre Dame game. Wanna go? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2858 Yes, yet another gargoyle... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2859 The large balcony is a bonus. Few buildings have the luxury of a usable outdoor space. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2860 Yeah, the rent is low...but the view is boring. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2861 Yes, to day he made it to the top 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2862 There's this Middle Age creep who's eyeing me. I guess he knows I'm Middle Age too. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2863 Spire, Aspire, Expire spire, aspire, expire Spire, Aspire, Expire 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2864 I think his name starts with "Q" 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2865 I think this hunchback I'm looking at rings a bell. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2866 Remind me how the movie "hunchback of noted dame" ended 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2867 Well, Ancestry.com says I'm 1.7% Gypsy. Why? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2868 I suppose he has a certain quasi-Gothic appeal. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2869 I know he's harmless, but he really creeps me out. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2870 I don't even notice the hunch anymore. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2871 I've been trying to ring you all morning. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2872 Did I tell you about the new acid yoga place downstairs? It's amazing. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2873 They call me The Pervert of Notre-Dame. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2874 I doubt he has a girlfriend. Just a hunch. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2875 Esmeralda, you're over watering it again. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2876 Actually Mom, the new cell tower has only made the connection worse. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2877 When I asked you to bring me a flower stalk, I didn’t mean a flower stalker. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2878 The son rises early on the Upper East Side 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2879 There are some disadvantages to residential infill. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2880 It looks like the building next door has rooftop yoga. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2881 He just keeps mumbling "forgive us our trespasses" 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2882 He's looking at me again. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2883 You'll never guess what happens when I water my hostas. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2884 Why do I keep thinking about Quasimodo? I haven't read that in years. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2885 Hello, HouseHunters? This wasn't what I meant by 'Parisian Charm'. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2886 Swipe left? Swipe right? Do sensitive eyes really count? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2887 I'm just saying, add a wig and it could be him. Nobody else sits like that. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2888 Yes, he rings a bell. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2889 The cathedral itself was a nice touch to Tribeca although the view's a little Disney for me 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2890 Can you hear me now? I said "This is stalking, with bells on" 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2891 It’s just a medium hunchback. How is yours? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2892 I think the tenant association would be fine with letting him stay there if he wasn't constantly screaming at all hours for someone named Esmeralda. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2893 Those were dark days when humans drove cars. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2894 No Mom, I did not ask him over. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2895 Alice, you told me that our place to see the sunrise and sunset was attached to the flower garden! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2896 hey give me a sec... Quasi is stalking me again.. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2897 Don't mind me, Ma'am. I am just your friendly neighborhood homeless man. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2898 The Hunchback of Boca Raton 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2899 I have a hunch you don't like me. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2900 There's no bathroom in the bell tower. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2901 I guess I misunderstood what they meant by cathedral ceilings. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2902 Sarah thought her boyfriend was too clingy... 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2903 I don't know if he's a real threat or not. He just keeps leering at me and yelling, 'Sanctuary! Sanctuary!' 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2904 I told him he wasn't on my level. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2905 Q! You want whipped creme on that Bellringer Latte. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2906 It's a Quasi-Motorola. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2907 These city pigeons seem to get bigger and bigger 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2908 I'm telling you, he's European and very athletic. Just wait till he shows you his music studio. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2909 I want my wake-up call to be moved up an hour. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2910 What I love about this place is the privacy. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2911 Quasimodo considers a degree in horticulture. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2912 The view? Sometimes the moon looks like it's right in front of me. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2913 The Hunchback of Trump Tower is back from the Cabinet Meeting. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2914 His face definitely rings a bell... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2915 Snapchat THIS, Quasi! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2916 Historic or not, I have a hunch you're not going to like the view. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2917 Hold on, the bellhop has a message for me... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2918 I'm not asking him where he buys his tights! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2919 Hey girl, you look Notre-DAMN fine, 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2920 Mouse! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2921 Yep he is here again... 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2922 ...and those those social-climbing outsiders? For the birds, I tell you! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2923 Monsignor? I'd like to order a better gargoyle. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2924 Will you go out with me? 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
2925 I don't know if he's on Facebook. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2926 Do you mind? 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
2927 Girl, I’m so ready to settle down that I’m beyond looks. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2928 Hello father?... your new verger was just arrived by drone. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2929 You won’t believe who’s stalking me again. Yes! Harvey Weinstein’s making his bio-pic. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2930 Quazimoto, dear, please swing by the store and pickup some milk for dinner! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2931 Hello, Acme Seed Company, maybe I've been overwatering, but, um, there seems to be a big problem with my order of magic beans. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2932 Save some for me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2933 Hey! I'm walking' here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2934 All I know is that if he doesn't stop peeping into my apartment, I'm gonna ring his bell. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2935 I'd call the Time Police but then they might wonder how I knew their number. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2936 I'm preparing a salad for a guest. You? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2937 I hear bells ring and thought it was my cell phone. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2938 There are rooftops, then there are rooftops. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2939 Gotta go. The boyfriend wants to chill and Netflix. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2940 Oh, it must be wednesday ! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2941 Hold on, my nosy neighbour needs sanctuary again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2942 Yeah, I don’t think he knows what ‘social climbing’ means. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2943 Yes Mom, I am seeing someone right now 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
2944 Yeah, but you know I have a thing for creepy stalkers. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
2945 I want a man who'll go to the ends of the earth for me. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2946 How far away is Florida as the crow flies? Some guy is asking me for directions. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2947 Why are you calling me when you know I don't have my cell phone? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2948 I had a hunch the view wasn't all it was cracked up to be. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2949 No, it's their Half back. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2950 You can have your hunch back, I have my own. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2951 I feel I have really good insights into the Trump base. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2952 If you insist, you might as well fertilize my plant.... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2953 Hey, Esmerelda, there is a guy here who says he knows you! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2954 .... a cup of sugar? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2955 The Hunchback of Peeping Tom 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2956 All he told me on the phone was "Essie, it has a quasi-perfect view of a church ... a ringer for Notre Dam". 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2957 The Hunchback of Peeping Tom 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2958 'Yeah, he's small, but doesn't look particularly French.' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2959 He wants to borrow a wok so that he can iron his tunic. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2960 There's this guy playing leap-frog on the bell tower. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2961 This vine grows to 50 feet in a couple of months so hang on until you can swing over here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2962 I'm being stalked by my ex-boyfriend. Guy with a hump. Ring any bells? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2963 I get that we live in a sanctuary city, but does he literally have to shout it from the roof top? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2964 If it takes forever, I will wait for you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2965 I have friends in high places... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2966 I dunno but his face rings a bell. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2967 well, his face doesn't ring any bells for me {for Sarah} 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2968 Well, Nancy, as Popeye would say, he looks a lot more "gar" than "goyle" 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2969 Siri!" "What is Google Ogre watching me for? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2970 Did you remember to add fertilizer? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2971 I'm parched up here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2972 I can only be with a man who can rise above traditional religion. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2973 I've long wished I had a little spot to grow something. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2974 He says he's a pigeon. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2975 ...not too much, just watching parkour. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2976 He's a musician and into heavy metal. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2977 I need to hang up. My date is here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2978 I'll tell you, honey, those new glass doors out to the terrace really live up to their name 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2979 ..and speaking of our mother, you'll never guess who lives next door. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2980 Hold on, Quazimoto wants to say hi. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2981 Says he was at Notre Dame, sounds like he played in the backfield, but he doesn't look like a football type of guy. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2982 Juliet come with me. This time the ending would be different. I promise. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2983 Old creepy guy, or Prince Charming? Just hop already. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2984 Pants-less parkour is a very big thing here. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2985 A gargoyle is taking a dump on the church steeple! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2986 can i borrow your little brother's slingshot? the gargoyle is back again 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
2987 Have you seen my back pack? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2988 I knew what Pollock was all about but this is beyond words. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2989 I come here to discuss the merger. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2990 "The strangest thing- my new neighbor wants me to pour molten metal on my potted plant and knock it off the ledge". 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2991 Finally, I'm starting to meet some neighbors. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2992 Phoebus, when you're done will you take my new profile pic. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2993 They cut down the tree I usually watch you from... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2994 Now will you marry me? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2995 Yes he’s staring at me right now. I don’t know his name but his his face rings a bell. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2996 Oh, Hey Esme...no: same old, same old. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2997 I meant the bell in the lobby. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2998 These virtual reality ring tones are great! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2999 I asked him to start our taxes and now he won't stop screaming "sanctuary!" 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3000 Do you have a few moments for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3001 He does surprisingly well on social media. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3002 I have a hunch the Fighting Irish will win. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3003 I love the quaint reminders of the old neighborhood. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3004 I'm thirsty 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3005 I'm not buying the "came of age in a different culture" excuse. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3006 I GOT TIRED OF OF ADMIRING YOU FROM AFARWe 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3007 The hunchback Harry meets Sally. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3008 He's a ringer for that guy you're looking for. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3009 No, i'm not worried. I've been told this is a sanctuary city. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3010 In many ways, the world is still in the dark ages. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3011 I know I'm attractive, Mom, but I just don't think he's all about ME. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3012 Mom, he's got a hunchback but, he really rings my bell. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3013 The Hunchback's view of The Watering Dame 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3014 Think I've found a quarterback for the 'Fighting Irish'. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3015 Well, he's kinda cute...has great balance...I really think he would be perfect for Lisa. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3016 Hi, I'm Quasimodo. Will you be my friend? And maybe Like me on Facebook? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3017 I'm not sure; I think he's seeking a bathroom. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3018 Did the cathedral next get a new gargoyle, or what? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3019 I can't decide if he's auditioning for a date with me or Americas Got Talent. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3020 I ordered a Notre Dame football player and look what they sent me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3021 I don't know, another batty guy. He keeps saying, " Essie, it's Quasi". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3022 I thought he was going to jump. Now I think he has to go potty! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3023 Hello. The Vatican? I need to speak to the Pope. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3024 Beware Esmeralda, Madame Guillotine awaits you! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3025 So, he said something like I should go watch this halfback for Notre Dame, and, like, whatever, I don't even like baseball. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3026 ready,set,grow!!!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3027 I have a hunch its the guy from last night. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3028 It’s quasi creepy, but I think he’s harmless. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3029 Yeah. And I have a hunch he'll be back in an hour. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3030 He's looking at me again. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3031 You're gonna have to speak up, I can hardly hear you. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3032 The wind must be from the north. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3033 Harvey, I'm calling the police. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3034 I think the gargoyle on the church next door just yelled 'sanctuary' 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3035 I told him he could ring me later. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3036 That guy I went out with is staring at me from the top of the bell tower - sweet or creepy? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3037 He's kinda funny looking, but he has a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
3038 You want man or the money bag! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3039 We see eye to eye on the matter. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3040 I told him Esmeralda moved back to Paris, but he won't listen! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3041 Look, Helen is 37 and she seldom has anything to say anyway. Why should the deafness be a problem? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3042 I'm ignoring him, so are we going sightseeing today. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3043 No, I don't think I'm next to Sainte-Chappelle... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3044 Uh, I'll really have to call you back. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3045 Siri, what does it mean when Superman doesn't completely leap a tall building with a single bound? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3046 911? Yeah. The steeple peeper is back. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3047 There is a strange guy next door who thinks I am Esmeralda. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3048 I told him polishing it with his feet wasn't the best idea, but he is still there. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3049 Hang on. You're about to get your bell rung. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3050 I had a hunch I’d be seeing you again. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3051 This week on 'Creepy Priests' caught on tape. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3052 Did you know the church conversion was a walk up? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3053 Ozie, you used the wrong door again. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3054 Strange things started to happen after I installed this Esmeralda app on my phone. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3055 “Your not gonna believe who’s checking on me again”. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3056 I knew John had gargoyle on his resume, but I never thought he'd get a job so close! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3057 Quick does falling water ALWAYS stimulate flow 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3058 It's working! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3059 No, really. Don't hang up...I am the football coach here and I am smarter than Chip. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3060 Why do I want to sell the apartment? I just have a hunch that now is the right time 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3061 If it's just the CO2, why does the plant only like it when he talks to it? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3062 Well, he's not Weinstein-bothering me. He's quasi-bothering me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3063 My broker couldn’t even get me roof access. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3064 It's an old model Quasimodorola phone but I still love the ringtone. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3065 Not much, just another Esmeralda night. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3066 He´s not being a dick, he´s being a cock - whaddyamean, that´s not funny? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3067 No, I said 'holla-back' 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3068 I don't know if I should call 911 or water him. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3069 Theoretically, we could have been happily married. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3070 Hello, 911? Yeah, it looks like Quasimodo is gonna jump. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3071 You really shouldn't use the term pervert, it's intrusive. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3072 Any last words? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3073 I won't do anything. I swear I won't. Just sit with me. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3074 Yes, I've just signed him up for aerial yoga. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3075 It's not the ringing I detest. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3076 hang on, i am being quasi stalked 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3077 The hump is back 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3078 Yeah, my neighbor Quasimodo wants to know if there are any apartments available? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3079 Esmeralda, I don't know what it is, but whenever I water your plants, I'm always reminded what a sanctuary you have in this crazy city. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3080 I've a hunch my plant will recover. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3081 He wants a recommendation for a good back doctor. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3082 I can't help but feel like I’m a really bad example of Gothic architecture. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3083 I was wondering if you would like to go out for a cup of coffee sometime? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3084 I think they told me he was the quasi-bell ringer. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3085 No, I'm just making a salad for a neighbor. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3086 Yes, I suppose it's my fault for misunderstanding the meaning of "balcony view" in the real estate listing. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3087 Finally, it's his turn to take a leap of faith. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3088 No, he's definitely not fully modo. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3089 Why do I think I’m being watched? Just a hunch. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3090 Love the new place, quirky neighbors though! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3091 I think I’ve spotted that bald eagle everybody’s looking for. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3092 Well, he is kinda cute. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3093 If I take a selfie it will just encourage him. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3094 Do you happen to have any Doan's pills? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3095 No it's ok, keep talking, for a moment I thought I heard the doorbell... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3096 You will barely recognize Notre Dame. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3097 Yes...9-1-1? The vigilante: 'Fatman'? I'm calling in another sighting. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3098 I had a hunch you'd like this Cathedral Bell plant. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3099 Yeah, so after I told Frollo to buzz off his wingman stepped up thinking he had a chance! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3100 For some reason I have the urge to rename my cat "Sanctuary." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3101 I'd list it as a pre-war walk-up with 360 views, utilities included. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3102 Yes, I own the air rights. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3103 3BR, 2BA with a quasi view of the Bell Tower. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3104 ....and he's not wearing any pants either. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3105 Gotta go. The guy is here to fix the washer. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3106 My creepy neighbor claims he's meditating my garden, not me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3107 DISNEY IS ANIME 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3108 Hi, do you know anything about aphids? 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
3109 Well, a quasi-boyfriend I would say. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3110 I've got a Hunch, we've got a peeping Tom. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3111 I feel bad for him too...but you can't live in a bell tower. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3112 Lets meet for hunch...I mean lunch. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3113 He's back. Have a hunch? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3114 I just knew there would be a downside to this penthouse. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3115 The zoning regulations went through. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3116 He keeps calling me Esmeralda. Weird, huh? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3117 Not much, just watering the Esmeralda. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3118 I've been coyly hoping our church's cute hunchback would show some interest in me, and I think he's about to do so with a great leap. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3119 Just about to start my " Quasi-exercise class ". 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3120 Yeah it’s kinda weird but his property value now is probably like woah so I get it 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3121 Are you stalking me? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3122 Yes, Marie, on top of the Cathedral! The length these peeping toms will go to! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3123 Esmeralda 2.0 makes me horny. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3124 He's cute, but I don't believe him. He couldn't even sing the fight song. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3125 Yea, that's just Quasimodo, still thinking I'm Esmeralda in need of rescuing! 1.1111 0.07744 36 34 0 2
3126 Thanks for the offer, but I am really not interested in dating a vision challenged, hearing impaired, athletic and not afraid of heights, man with back problems, who lives in a church bell tower, at this time. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3127 I've got a hunch that creepy guy is back. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3128 ....and they put a quasi-statue on the roof! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3129 His advisor requires him to go higher than the last grad student before he can defend. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3130 Hey, Hugo? Listen. I know you feel sorry for the guy, but he's actually kind of creepy. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3131 Batty's up and I'm on deck. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3132 Can you hold for a sec? I'm getting a drone delivery. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3133 Yeah, I thought I was moving next to the university too... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3134 If nothing else, I've learned that 'gentrification' is actually a French word. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3135 I'm really into his rugged good looks, but all the undying love and devotion is just too old school for me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3136 He must have skipped the Seminary class on Cardinals. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3137 Hi, realtor? It's Becky. I need a new place. That Quasi Modo doesn't know what "no, I'm not interested" means. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3138 Please, blow me a kiss so I can hop down. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3139 Esméralda I have to go...there's a staring contest afoot! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3140 Laughton...no sounds like L-A-W-T-O-N. Yeah, that's who he looks like...and he has no pants. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3141 Sorry to bother you while you're away, but your ex is telling me to give them plant food... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3142 I'd call it quasi-scenic. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3143 Fancy seeing you here. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3144 No, Quasi, my bell does not need rung, thank you 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3145 No...I said the 'hunchback,' not the 'quarterback. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3146 Does running water always release your own? 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3147 No gardening tips, thanks! Do feel free to awkwardly stare at me while I sleep though! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3148 He must be from Paris 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3149 I know this is a "sanctuary" city, but this is getting ridiculous! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3150 I love this neighborhood but the gentrification is just out of control. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3151 Hello 911??? I have an ogre ogling me 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3152 And another thing I find quasi-creepy—he always has to be on top. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3153 You think your neighbors make a lot of noise, try bells every hour on the hour. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3154 The Bell tolls for you. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3155 Homeboy is def not wearing pants lol OH SHIT yo the shrooms are hitting p. hard rn like is this even real whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3156 I'm just quasi on the ball with my plant watering. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3157 Yes, I know it says all about how close he is allowed to get, but it does it say anyting about building a cburch spire to stand on so he can see in? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3158 Well, you can have nosy neighbors anywhere, right? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3159 My hunchback neighbor is so cute. I think he thinks I'm, like, his Esmeralda or something." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3160 I have a hunch I'm being stalked. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3161 it's for you, hang on a minite 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3162 What's the French word for "peeping tom"? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3163 I don't care if he is meditating,get him down! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3164 I thought you said to give you a ring sometime. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3165 This whole gothic phase thing is very different from when we were teenagers. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3166 It will be easier if we face time next! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3167 I said HAMILTON tickets, not HUNCHBACK tickets! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3168 I've got a hunch my neighbor is stalking me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3169 There is an 'Emoji for Love' in front of me. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3170 I think it's the hunchback of nasturtiums. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3171 No, no, don't get me wrong, I think it's great that Quazimodo has learned parkour. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3172 Can I sell you a living will? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3173 I told him 'relax -- we're a sanctuary city.' 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3174 This is worse than a bird problem. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3175 That weird dude who always screams about 'sanctuary' is back. Huh? No, he's not really a stalker. He's more like a quasi-stalker. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3176 He doesn’t look like a “Tom” 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3177 The guy from Notre Dame keeps looking in our apartment. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3178 Have to call you back Sal, OK Cupid Premium has done it, I actually miss those disgusting selfies. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3179 I guess on-line dating can be better than high-rise trysts. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3180 That Disney princess test on facebook was so right! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3181 Esmeralda? Sorry wrong number. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3182 Yes, you can tell spring is just around the corner. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3183 He has his idea of sanctuary and I have mine. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3184 He says he's very famous..."The what back of what honey?"...I'm pretty sure he's foreign 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3185 It's not only that I'm stuck, I can hardly imagine what anyone else would submit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3186 I gotta go, Liz. Aiden's coming over. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3187 He says the top of the UC Berkeley campanile is still university property so he's entitled to free speech. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3188 I wonder which plant that is 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3189 He says he was a fullback at the University. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3190 I don't know, it just never seems as real onstage. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3191 This is Esmerelda, remember what you were saying about the view from my terrace." 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3192 Yeah, I'd say his training for Ninja Warrior is going well. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3193 So this deformed guy keeps staring at me, but he seems harmless. Maybe I should offer him some water? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3194 They're too cheap to buy a drone, I guess. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3195 Yeah, I know the feeling: every morning, my downstairs neighbor thinks he's a pigeon. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3196 I told him not to stand up there, but he says it's only Quasi-dangerous. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3197 The apartment is lovely, and the neighbors are just too eager to meet us! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3198 And it looks like he might be the one who stole my other plant. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3199 Yes, Fire Department? I have a 'cat stuck in a tree' situation, but instead of a cat, it's my husband, and a church steeple instead of a tree. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3200 It is not the hood that makes a monk. As is the evil so is the remedy 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
3201 Yes, this is Leah again, your altar boy is pretending to be a gargoyle again! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3202 You know I don't believe in God, but I do think there's something there. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3203 A hunchback? No, doesn't ring a bell. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3204 Quasimodo moved on to new interest. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3205 I don't know. Says his name is something modo and says if I don't marry him he will jump. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3206 May I have a cup of water? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3207 Quick history lesson; the first gargoyle may actually have been a peeping Tom. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3208 Sorry, Esmeralda, I'm afraid it doesn't ring a bell. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3209 All I said was reach me on my cell phone. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3210 Don't ignore me; we need to talk. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3211 peeping Thomas 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3212 He says he can redeem my soul for only 12 monthly payments of $19.95. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3213 They don't care about us bucks. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3214 Aspiring two a condo. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3215 I'm telling you, my plant does have a doppelganger. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3216 Sorry, gotta run. That kid across the way is about to sing "Out There" again, and I'm totally hooked. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3217 Probably another handstand. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3218 "Cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos." "Beautiful day! Just a neighbor mumbling something in Latin about air rights! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3219 It's that nagging little hunch back again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3220 It's worse than a wall. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3221 No Sally, nothing interesting happening around here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3222 No water for you, sir. I have a boyfriend. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3223 ...and officer... he keeps calling me Esmeralda... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3224 I’m not sure, but his face rings a bell. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3225 Privacy is a thing of the past. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3226 Our tastes in architecture are just too different 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3227 I tell you, the gargoyles get more realistic looking every year! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3228 Seems the bell ringer's been given a raise. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3229 Red Lover Oh Lover Watch Me Jump Over! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3230 He said he's waiting for the president's motorcade. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3231 That's the south side of 51st just off Fifth; and tell the Seals not to forget the DNA kit, a body bag and that they should clear air space so Marine One could get him out to Gowanus Canal as quickly as possible, that's very important 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3232 Can I call you back? I'm expecting another ring-in any minute. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3233 Hi, I'm not online. My name is Quasimodo. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3234 Mom, my neighbor wants to know if you have any brass cleaner - I'm out. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3235 I think Harvey Weinstein is interested in me for the part. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3236 This guy I'm seeing really rings my bell! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3237 Fine, except do you remember that dating site I was telling you about? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3238 " I've gotta hang up now. Some guy wants Kaopectate". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3239 I'm house sitting for a friend. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3240 I think he's thirsty. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3241 Please help. I was on my way to the restroom and got lost. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3242 No, I'm loving it. The neighbors are, like, so real, you know? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3243 I hope the advertisements for my new chiropractic office will attract those who need it most in the community. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3244 Watching reality shows is a legitimate hobby. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3245 In other respects they were a pretty advanced civilization. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3246 How am I going to tell him this isn't a sanctuary city? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3247 I'm fond of him, but there's not physical connection. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3248 I understand that it's hard to get a job these days, but does he have to look right at me? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3249 Police? How much do you charge to taze someone nowadays? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3250 I'm on my break from ringing those damn bells. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3251 He is just sitting there, bawling. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3252 Would you mind turning your ring off? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3253 Captain Frollo? It's Esmeralda. That creep is looking in my window again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3254 He's asking if this is a sanctuary city. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3255 What's new? Oh, I don't know. Another dollar Another hunchback in the tower. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3256 Yes, I believe it was Zen Greenleaf who said, 'Starve a disturbing dolt attention, then feed a plant and ignore said dolt.' 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3257 "Hunchback 2019" was a little-known sequel to the 1939 classic that was poorly received despite its depictions of urban sprawl and advances in communication technology that would turn out to be spot-on. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3258 No - he wants you to hold the anchovies. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3259 He wants to borrow our lead smelter pot. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3260 I love the new place, but did I tell you? I have a peeping Pom. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3261 He says his name is something Modo and he hates the bell. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3262 New York is my sanctuary. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3263 You know - Paris has really become an eclectic place. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3264 He's harmless. They're knocking down that stupid church soon to build condos anyway. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3265 Guess what movie I just saw. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3266 Sure! Just as soon as I water the plants. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3267 I didn't realize this was a sanctuary city. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3268 I don't know birds, but I think might be a hairy chested nutcracker. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3269 I'm thinking I need to get back into yoga. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3270 How long have you been living there? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3271 He's reliving his college days...I think it is one of those silly "sitting on top of things" thing. Last week he was eating the gold fish out of the tank. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3272 I don't know who he is, but something about him rings a bell. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3273 Hey Mom, it's Esmeralda. I closed today on that apartment I told you about with the view of the skyline . 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3274 I'm just watering my bellflowers. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3275 I think he's screaming, "Sanctuary City". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3276 911 please state your emergency It's Esmeralda. The stalker is back and apparently he knows my name. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3277 Let's do sex in the afternoon at your place today. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3278 Exactly. I think he's finally seeing my side. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3279 This halloween I'm going as a gypsy with my neighbor Quasi. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3280 On second thought, maybe I will buy that drone. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3281 I have a hunch he is back because he is allergic to bell ringing. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3282 Parkour! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3283 This is Esmeralda in 2110 and I think I have a stalker problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3284 You're just a dame. I show my haunch 'cause I'm the hunch at Notre Dame. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3285 Honey, Hamiltons sold out. Would Phantom tkts, front row, work? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3286 I think she will notice me now... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3287 Security? There is a flasher on top of the condo spire, singing "Happy Birthday Ella." My name is Maria. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3288 Le pauvre, il vit dans un immeuble super vieux. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3289 I've got a hunch your name's Esmeralda. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3290 Hubert is going to extremes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3291 Hello? Mr. Hugo? Ummmm. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3292 ...Peeping Tom taking it to new heights 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3293 you know this is a better posture for it. Your intestines are at a 90 degree angle the other way. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3294 Me? Oh, not much. Just watering my neighbor Esmerelda's plants while she's out of town. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3295 No, Margo, he doesn't at all look like he's about to sing. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3296 and by the way there's a peeping tom in the building next to mine 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3297 Jim’s working on his gargoyle imitation. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3298 Gotta go. This guy who calls himself Quasimodo keeps staring at me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3299 I admire the squatters' tenacity, but condos are the future. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3300 Hi, Tech Support. My ringtone isn't working. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3301 My Ex has found religion, but he's got a hunch I'm better off without him. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3302 Oh wait, hold on, I think I see a possible candidate for 20/20 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3303 Do you remember Quasimodo? We'll, you won't believe it, but he's moved into the building next to me. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3304 Marilyn, what did we agree upon as being too short to date? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3305 Odd, bumping into you again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3306 The others lack realism and family values. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3307 It's right under my flat, with a perfect "horror-movie-angle" view of the Hunchback... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3308 Tell her I'm in a meeting 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3309 Hello, concierge? I found your missing bellhop. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
3310 Yes, he's staring right at me. So, anyway, how do i change the ringtone again? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3311 I said I'm dating a Fullback at Notre Dame and he said he offers more. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3312 Did you get my text? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3313 Hello Mr Griffin 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3314 With no toilet paper in sight, the leaves were his only option. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3315 Well he's at least a little quasi-concerning. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3316 No, I won't go out on a date with you. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3317 Sanctuary is in my bedroom. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3318 Ha ha, you can't see my bum. They can see my bum but you can't see my bum. You will never see my bum! Ha ha. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3319 I think someone named Esmeralda used to live here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3320 Nothing to worry about. Just a guygoyle. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3321 The economy really is creating new jobs, even for a guy I know with scoliosis. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3322 Sorry, Tina - I keep trying to swipe left but this hunchback won't stop showing up on my feed! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3323 He's doing it again. This is why we can never go to the movies. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3324 I don't remember a second coming of Quasimodo from my Bible studies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3325 Hello, Minister? I think you have an escapee. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3326 Over heeeere Juliet! Esmeralda is driving me nuts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3327 I have no idea who keeps stealing my bell peppers... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3328 Yes, but 'sanctuary' does sound attractive. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3329 Esmerelda, and we all move on, Quasimodo. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3330 Altamira? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3331 No, this is Midtown. You're looking for Morningside Heights... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3332 He looks like some character from ‘Game of Thrones’, officer, and plant friendly. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3333 I just got tired of all the filth on the street, you know? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3334 Walter, that funny little man is watching me again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3335 CAW, CAW, CA-CAW! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3336 I have a hunch I'm going to regret offering him a back massage. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3337 'Great composition, but limited palette.' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3338 I just learned that the priest loves Victor Hugo. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3339 Hi, it's Esmeralda, can you remind me how much water I should give to it? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3340 you can ring my bell anytime 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3341 Considering the view and the sphere-footage, I'm sure he's overpaying. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3342 That peeping Quasimodo is back again 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3343 How did you get up there? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3344 He looks like Marty Feldman and he's lost Esmeralda. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3345 Esmeralda, please help me ring my bell 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3346 Fancy meeting you here.You must be Esmeralda! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3347 Quasi-what? Doesn't ring a bell. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3348 Nope, he still hasn't said a word. I don't care how many steps he climbs or how often he rings that bell, I'm not making the first move! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3349 I think he's a stalker, but maybe it's just a hunch. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3350 I think the neighbours look down on us. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3351 Don't tell me you're on the phone with Captain Phoebus! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3352 At length I thought it the best way to announce the winner. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3353 He gave me water 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3354 He's a real hump, you know - no ringing, no jumping, no nothing. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3355 Well what, then, exactly is Atlas supposed to look like? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3356 Hello moto...sort of. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3357 He just doesn't ring my bell. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3358 He's, like, so cute. I'll text you a photo. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3359 I guess this is what it means to live in a sanctuary city! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3360 I'm learning how to fly! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3361 Tell the chaplain I may need a jump start. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3362 Regarding that restraining order, he's back. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3363 I had a hunch you'd be here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3364 For the third time, Q-U-A-S-I-M-O-D-O 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3365 He's going to have to learn, to stand up for himself. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3366 The condo association offers even non-Nazis the opportunity to join torch-carrying lynch mobs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3367 I’ll keep talking. Feel free to chime in. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3368 Yes, I do, Father-- as a matter of fact, I'm having a tête-á-tête with him right now. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3369 Hi Cindy. That weird guy is here again looking at my bluebells . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3370 I am taking prayer to a higher level. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3371 I've got a hunch that he's got a hunch. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3372 You inspire me. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3373 Not even the heavens can stall gentrification. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3374 Not 'mojo'. Moto. Moto! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3375 I think he wants to be friends. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3376 WOW - never thought their was reception up here! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3377 you ever dated a guy by the name Quasimodo? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3378 Gentrification is ruining my view. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3379 Year 2027: "Sad, to think he use to be the f***ing president." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3380 We have got to quit meeting like this! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3381 I already showered. Come back tomorrow. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3382 Mr. Hugo please... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3383 He's'quasi' all right. But he'll have to ring the buzzer and not the bells. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3384 Tom, aspiring to take his peeps to new heights. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3385 The only bad thing is he's French. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3386 The stalker is back 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3387 Oh Good, She Doesn't See me! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3388 Slouching is bad for your posture 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3389 He says he just doesn't fit in anywhere. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3390 I hope the hell he leaves pretty soon ! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3391 She's plain for a gargoyle, but I'd still like to meet her. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3392 Oh, I know he's flirting but I'm just not dating now 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3393 That new guy just texted. Said he had a hunch I was his type. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3394 Better a peeping hunchback than Harvey Weinstein. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3395 No,don` call the police.It,s been a long time since a man tried to hop onto my ballcony. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3396 He claims he's trading off with King Kong. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3397 Yes, hello 911? That creep from the Halloween Haunted House is flashing us again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3398 No, nobody watched our place while we were away. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3399 Oh my god, Becky it looks like Quasimodo is doing parkor again.. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3400 No, I have an iPhone. Moto is my neighbor. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3401 It must be spring. I just saw my first Hunchback Voyeur. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3402 Just a moment. I think Quasimodo is itching to talk with you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3403 Squats are definitely hard but lunges are killer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3404 Looks more like a Pseudomodo to me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3405 I gotta water my plants and my neighbor, then I'll be down. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3406 Apple? This guy says you stole his ringtone. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3407 Yeah, I think he's high. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3408 I can recommend a great chiropractor. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3409 I have a hunch he just moved in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3410 You don't understand - HE's growing, not my fern. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3411 Yes, he's on the ball. But, this did not go well for Esmeralda. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3412 411, how can I help?" "Hi yes, could you connect me to Esmeralda? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3413 I think he's trying to get away from the priest... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3414 I guess I'd describe my new place as quasi-modern, for some reason. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3415 THE CHURCH IS TRYING TO HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3416 I keep telling him to try yogilates. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3417 I can't believe we once walked on four legs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3418 He’s just staring at me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3419 Domain Squatting has taken a new turn. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3420 Doctor, every hour I get a ringing in my ear? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3421 Quasimodo's operandi for picking up women. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3422 Hello Police. The Peeping Tom is back. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3423 Still single, but I think the heir to the Squatty Potty fortune is on the verge of asking me out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3424 Bambi and his mother? How ironic. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3425 It's a Quasi-ocean view apartment. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3426 No, he's very talented, just not someone I want to live in a belfry with. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3427 I think I finally spotted an affordable rental space. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3428 You know Mr.Follett it probably wouldn't hurt you to pick up a real estate section every now and then and see what's going on with some of the guys you went to school with. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3429 Yes, I have a two year lease. But he's out here babbling about squatters rights! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3430 I don't have a hunch why he's staring at me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3431 Enough with these Memes and I right? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3432 This is Esmeralda again. I'd like to report that my stalker is hunched, back at Notre Dame. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3433 Just guessing he plays Center on Notre Dame's football team. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3434 Did you say to tell him to jump back? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3435 Honey: Our neighbor Joe has taken taken stalking to the next level! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3436 Ugh, my neighbor’s staring again 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3437 I'm calling to report a peeping Tom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3438 I think I know who's sitting on the winning lottery ticket. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3439 I think I'm a doe. (It's actually the winning caption for the cartoon in the 10/9 print edition, but feel free to consider it for this cartoon, too.) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3440 Operator? I need the number for The Weinstein Company, please. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3441 Water, water, I need water, please! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3442 Don’t mind me I’m just the hired help 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3443 I want you to look me in the eye when we talk! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3444 I'm not really sure. But something about him rings a bell. I don't know. He was here yesterday; I had a hunch he would be back. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3445 Hi, it's Esmeralda. He's back. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3446 Listen, I've gotta run. I invited my neighbor, Moe, over for coffee and sanctuary. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3447 You could have just used the cell phone tower! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3448 Come on over and ring my bell, Quasi. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3449 Is your name Tom? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3450 I tried to tell him that the real moral high ground is on the 85th floor at $10,000 a square foot. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3451 Well he's certainly Djali looking 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3452 I feel like we've drifted apart. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3453 I know that's not politically correct, but calling him "the Kyphosic of Notre Dame" would just confuse people. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3454 I want to report a peeping Priest 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3455 The guy from no. 2 is constipated again 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3456 Sorry, but I have to go...Quasimodo is dropping over for a drink. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3457 Little Quasi is staring at me again. HEY ,,, HEY ... GO RING YOUR FUCKING BELL, YOU MORON! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3458 He says he'll climb down if I play him that Fergie song. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3459 Mom, cancel my J-Date membership... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3460 He comes every Wednesday. Is that a proper use of the word 'Ironic'? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3461 Remember that guy I found in the shadow play--I cast out my fear and doubt, but I'm just not into him in that way. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3462 You have no idea how hard it is to meet a deaf, one-eyed hunchback in New York City. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3463 He says there's a message tied to his leg. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3464 Hello, officer? I'd like to report an incident of excessive bell ringing by my neighbor. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3465 The view from here gives me something to aspire to. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3466 That bell ringer I've telling you about is about ready to ring his last bell. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3467 Yes mom, the view from my apartment was worth the extra money. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3468 Yes, I see you. My answer is still no! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3469 Yes, he's still here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3470 Let this be a lesson, son. Never hold a Stag Party at an Art Gallery. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3471 so...what are some of the more extreme symptoms for addiction to angry birds? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3472 Hang on, my ex is hunching around outside again 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3473 Do you really think that this bean stalk can grow so fast that he can get back in time for dinner? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3474 ...yeahhh, he's like totally still there... he says its a peaceful sit in, but, like, I think he's just, like, a perv. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3475 Hold on a minute Mom, I need to run Quasimodo off again 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3476 Lady, if they ring the Church Bell, please catch me..... 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3477 I'm telling you he thinks it's a squatty potty! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3478 I'm meeting new people since I've moved in, mom. The caretaker at the church next door is giving me a lot attention but he's only quasi-interesting. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3479 I've got a hunch I'm overwatering this succulent. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3480 I am calling to report a peeping gargoyle. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3481 He keeps calling me 'Esmeralda.' 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3482 I have a hunch that I should have swiped left. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3483 I have to ring off, Mom; I think my neighbor wants to borrow my mortar and pestle again. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3484 Now THIS sucks. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3485 Is that bottled or spigot water? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3486 I have to let you go, my husbands almost home 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3487 I have a hunch that this isn’t going to have a happy ending. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3488 I've got a hunch my neighbor's been spying on me. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3489 Just as soon as I finish watering my plant. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3490 when the bell rings 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3491 He asks me to watch him relieving himself and promises the eternity. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3492 doMy life is just like a "spinning top" no body knows where it may go. I just follow the "flow" ( do you know) ?? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3493 He wants me to come over and ring his bell. He says he's famous and his name is Harvey. What can go wrong? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3494 I can't help him now, Stanley. already multitasking. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3495 No, I said a peeping Quasimodo. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3496 "I'm sorry honey, when your name's on the tower you can sit wherever you want". 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3497 Does your sanctuary program protect humpbacked perverts? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3498 Preoccupied strangers 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3499 I have a hunch it is a large bat 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3500 True, he's not stalking me on Facebook. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3501 Who needs Tinder when you've got the boy next door... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3502 No one notices me in this city, not a single soul. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3503 He's Quasi cute... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3504 He must have read my biography in the "Book of Ruth". He's following me everywhere. All he ever says to me is, "Where you go, I will go." 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3505 I had a hunch back then you would predict this. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3506 Maybe now she'll notice me! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3507 Well yeah...Vic claims he's at the pinnacle of success in his tech start-up, but I just can't help seeing it's a quasi mode of confidence-- and that he's really staring oblivion in the face. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3508 It's either Quasimodo or a frog and I won't kiss him or it! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3509 Well, i jus t dint know... 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3510 Quasi is pointed south by southeast. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3511 Centuries of the sanctuary of urban life 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3512 I'm not much on rear window ethics. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3513 My French neighbor is such a weirdo... 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3514 No, I didn’t say I have a hunch… 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3515 You won’t believe what some people will do to watch me water my balcony plant. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3516 A week ago my plant was, like, dying! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3517 911? I've got another window peeper on Church Point 27. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3518 Lon Chaney just moved in next door. I think he likes my floral arrangement. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3519 HE LOOKS SO REAL..QUASI-HUMAN,THEY SAY.. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3520 Yes, "stoney limits cannot hold love out." 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3521 I think he keeps saying bluebells! Bluebells! But it's a Dracaena. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3522 Esmeralda. You used to be so topsy-turvy. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3523 Why yes, I would say that he is taking his precarious predilection to new heights. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3524 These lights are very distracting. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3525 Larry is trying to peak at my treats again. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3526 Yeah, some French guy found out I'm an American and is worried I'm going to shoot him. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
3527 What've ya gotta loose, girl? He's got a great location, but might be a tad sensitive about his background. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3528 Forever condemned to this high love 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3529 I think he said he can't find the clapper. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3530 Hello, Charles Laughton Fan Club? I have news. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3531 It's Apu from The Golden House and he wants in. Maybe Rushdie's gone beyond his literary license. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3532 I'm still not going to marry you even if you climb the the highest mountain. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3533 I've decided to decorate the apartment in a quasimodern style. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3534 I knew I should have looked into those air rights. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3535 Hey, lady? You got any toilet paper? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3536 It's quasi modern 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3537 Go back downstairs, Tom, or I'm calling 911. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3538 What? Did you say it might be a guy named Casey Motor? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3539 Oh, really? I sleep right through it! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3540 He says his name is Quasimodo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3541 Thank you. That's enough dressing on my salad. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3542 Fern whom the bell tolls. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3543 Oh y’know, my usual Saturday stuff....after The Hunchback is done watching me water the pathos maybe I’ll go check out the farmer’s market. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3544 Quasimodo? No, I think he's just an imposture. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3545 Well, it appears that Quasimodo escaped from the bell tower at Notre Dame. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3546 I can’t believe Sandra would do that. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3547 My neighbor has got the hump again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3548 Bowling got boring. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3549 Hi, 911, either a gargoyle's squatting on the spire opposite my balcony or it’s the aquaphobic downstairs neighbor. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3550 It's Peeping Tom Sunday at the church. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3551 Yes, the author' name begins with H, but the book is not For Whom the Bell Tolls! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3552 This Hunchback wanna be is now a peeping tom! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3553 I know I haven't called since our break-up, but someone just made me think of you. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3554 Other than Quasimodo at eye level, nothhing much is new. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3555 Yeah, so I got the lead role in the movie... but there's a catch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3556 Who wore it better: Quasimodo or Simeon Stylites? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3557 IU've told him a hundred times, I'm not interested. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3558 I think Medical Marijuana will help him. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3559 If that wan't bad enough, we now have hunchbacks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3560 excuse me your blocking my lighting for my selfie 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3561 No, no! I have a hunch PERIOD. I am being watched 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3562 I'm serving my penance, but for Christ sake please call the fire department on that Iphone glued to your ear. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3563 Lennie's just rehearsing for "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3564 Tom, your peeking is a bit extreme. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3565 You know the hideous gargoyle on the building across the street? Harvey Weinstein is squatting on the bell tower above it. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3566 My doctor told me to reach for the stars 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3567 I think we have a jhumper at Notre Dame. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3568 I was looking for a modern feel, but he was hoping for a more old world charm. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3569 He wants to know if his religion is a deal breaker for you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3570 I love my new apartment, it's very bourgeois! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3571 I can't decide if he's a beautiful flower in an ugly vase or a creeper with a big pot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3572 Yes, he's still there. I hear he taught at The New School. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3573 My chakras have just been so misaligned lately, you know? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3574 Oops ... Pardon me ... I climbed the wrong bell tower. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3575 Yeah, I know...I just go with it now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3576 But I have no maintenance fees! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3577 Little help here, madam? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3578 My neighbor? He's one of those 12th century dudes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3579 'That don't impress me much, and I still say no." 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3580 You are going to love my new place, I have a hunch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3581 Hello, I'd like to report a peeping tom. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3582 He's so funny. He keeps saying "waawaa" instead of water. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3583 It's suppose to repel gargoyles or your money back! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3584 He doesn't look exactly like his profile photo, but he is a musician. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3585 He’s got “bats in the belfry.” 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3586 It's kind of a quasi-modern neighborhood. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3587 Forget the osteopath; get me the proctologist. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3588 I clearly need to significantly reduce my fiber intake! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3589 Buyers may lack your aesthetic sensitivity. Let me do some staging. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3590 It's the best way to improve your posture. You have to try it. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3591 Suppose this is what I get for being name Esmerelda -- and moving across the street from the Cathedral. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3592 Sure, I'm OK. Quasi is looking after me." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3593 Yea, this new Quasimotorola has a hunchback guarantee. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3594 Got any liquid courage in the old cabinet, missus? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3595 I have a hunch he's up to something. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3596 The ringtone! The ringtone! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3597 "Pull my chain and ring my bell". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3598 Officer, I'd like to report a thirsty hunchback. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3599 ?"I mean he doesn't look anything like his eHarmony profile pic."? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3600 Hold on Sally, the stalker's back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3601 That Trump Era bald eagle is looking for a hair piece again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3602 Oh, and that hunch is back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3603 He's kind of growing on me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3604 A leap of faith. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3605 On the plus side, he manages a successful limo service called Quasi-Motors. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3606 I sense a Gothic Revival is just ahead. I sense a Gothic Revival is just ahead. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3607 You won't believe what I'm looking at! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3608 No, I have never seen him ring the bells. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3609 We’d make a perfect couple-you’re sanity would counterbalance my inanity 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3610 Oh, it's just the Hunchback of Battery Park. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3611 One step away from paradise. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3612 He says he'll throw in the alarm system. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3613 He's always reminding me that it's a sanctuary up here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3614 Well, at least they kicked him out of the Academy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3615 La Notre Dame aux Camelias? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3616 Oh my god - can I call you back - my neighbor, Quasimodo - yeah, that guy - right, the guy who's like, You're Not Going To Sleep In On Sunday Mornings Ever Again! - is peeping. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3617 Ive got a hunch I'm being stared at 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3618 I have a hunch that you come out here because you like me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3619 Honey, That Hunchback is here again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3620 They say his name is Harvey... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3621 Dr. Roberts, one of your chiropractic patients got confused and is up here again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3622 He’s about to desecrate the liberty bell. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3623 I'll have to call you back. My Father's here for confession. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3624 Hello hunchback. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3625 I think that in a perverse way that what he's doing is gallant. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3626 So that's how he got his hunched back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3627 If only she'd swipe right... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3628 He keeps calling me 'Esmeralda.' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3629 I didn't say Simon says. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3630 I'm training Tom to look into my eyes instead of DOWN my blouse. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3631 Hey there, I am your new neighbor from San Francisco nano-apartment 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3632 Hold on, I think the neighbor just rang the bell. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3633 I think he was, like, drawn to my new ringtone. It's, like, marimbas or something. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3634 Aspire to the top: high floor, garden view, peak property. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3635 For the disco hour, I have someone dying to hear "Ring My Bell" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3636 My back's not getting any straighter, you know? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3637 The zoning laws in this neighborhood have to change 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3638 I guess that's what happens when you feed a genetically modified organism a genetically modified organism. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3639 I am looking at him right now - we are on top of the world and he really is on the ball! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3640 He's just the Gargoyle. Not Mr. Gargoyle, not Bro-goyle, not The Goyle-meister, not Gargoyl-ius, not Gargoy-licious. Ok, sometimes he's Mr. Crouchy.... 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3641 Is that Esmerelda? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3642 Judy, there's a peeping Quasimodo staring at me 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3643 It may be politically incorrect, but you should see this. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3644 Have ever thought that Harvey Weinstein and Quasimodo are twins? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3645 Oh yes, Dan's new job is a perfect fit for him, and the commute - right across the street - has been great for our relationship. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3646 He's not kneeling or standing - he's just squatting. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3647 Hold on, I'm having a deja vu." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3648 He's kind of cute, but he does have his own place --Notre Dame. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3649 I have a quasi-view from my balcony. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3650 Here, I can let you talk to him right now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3651 All I said was 'Esmerelda from the University of Notre Dame' and now he won't leave me alone. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3652 Ring-a-ding-ding! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3653 If he starts ringing the bell I'll call you back 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3654 I had a hunch I'd find you here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3655 Venison de Milo and little Stew...magnificent 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3656 I swear he's a dead ringer for Charles Laughton. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3657 Chill out. Phone's almost charged. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3658 Ma, look I gotta go. That tower bell guy is leering at me again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3659 So far it's 1-0, and I'm leading this staring contest. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3660 Gotta go - I think my blind date for Easter Sunday just showed up. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3661 He says he took a second job. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3662 It's been a few days , huh? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3663 You PROBABLY shouldn't be intimidated - but as I was saying before you HUNG UP on me, "I'm calling on behalf of the Police Benovent Fund . . ." 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3664 Next time, text me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3665 The human gargoyle is back 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3666 Yeah, he does ring a bell, actually. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3667 These phone bills sure aren't going down. And these government vultures sure are invasive, Ivy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3668 Quasimodon't look at me like that 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3669 No, it's the hunchback of St. Patrick's in New York. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3670 Look, I'm not a religious person, but I think a miracle is about to happen. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3671 Mine is a co op. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3672 I have a hunch about my potted plant. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3673 I am hoping he meant to say to look for the key under the pot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3674 The balls! The balls! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3675 I see this guy's work everywhere. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3676 He's become very popular. I see his work everywhere. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3677 I’ve always enjoyed his early Bambi period. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3678 ...just a hunch 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3679 Deerivative... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3680 You know what, I will swipe right. Sometimes it's fun to live on the edge. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3681 Yes he does look like Charles Laughton’s great grandson. How did you know? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3682 Victor Hugo, no I never heard of him. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3683 It's a sign. That's what I'm telling you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3684 Uh huh, right. Yup- hold on. Hey Quasimodo, you need something? Water? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3685 Nothing much. Oh, yeah, there's this guy who insists on calling me Esmeralda. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3686 He says he is a Bruce-goyle. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3687 Hello 9-1-1, I have a description of that peeping tom. A weird looking face, hunchback, and a Notre Dame fan. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3688 Hold on a second, someone else is ringing. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3689 Esmeralda? Beats me! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3690 I've got a hunch you're really going to like my new apartment. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3691 Quasi is my name, ringing bells is my game. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3692 Mom, I feel like I'm missing something... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3693 I think he thinks my name is "sanctuary" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3694 No, I'm not a football fan and yes, 'The Halfback of Notre Dame' is perched outside my window! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3695 A peaking Tom, in deed. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3696 Sorry, what? My neighbor is at his music again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3697 It has a quasi-nice view though. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3698 Can you hear me now? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3699 He's a hunchback on top of a church. What more do you need? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3700 Keeping up with the Kardeershians 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3701 He does chime on the hour. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3702 Guess what Harvey’s up to now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3703 Es here, sweetie, just spitballing but I see Quasimodo and a potted plant as a winning ticket in 2020. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3704 Creepy neighbors keep locksmiths in business... right Quasimodo? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3705 He could be the hunchback of Notre-Dame for all I care. I just want to feel protected. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3706 IF YOU WOULD HAVE SIGNED UP YOU COULD HAVE HAD THAT PROBLEM REMOVED . 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3707 Who told you there was a stick up my butt? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3708 Not much. What's new with you? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3709 I think he’s a football player. From Notre Dame? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3710 Be careful you don't knock that thing over. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3711 I don't know, I think he's yelling something about the quarterback at Notre Dame. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3712 I gotta run, the hunchback is here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3713 Le Voyeur de Notre Damr 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3714 Only when I water. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3715 I told him I pitched for Notre Dame, so now he wants to see my rise ball. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3716 I can smell that pot plant from here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3717 This is my second goth sighting this week. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3718 I had a hunch you would be here today. You too? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3719 Sally, he really takes charades seriously. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3720 Looks like he's about to leap from church to private sector. Must be one of those lobbyists trying to do away with birth control. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3721 He says he belongs to the local Neighborhood Watch. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3722 I call it "mooning" because the Hebrew words for moon and buttocks are almost homonyms. = = = = = = = = = See slide 11 in https://www.dropbox.com/s/am5qcg97ef4h77n/Idioms_via_PSM.pptx?dl=0 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3723 If I jump on your balcony we you let me inside so we can massage each other. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3724 That new club Sanctuary is great. The bouncer, though... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3725 Yes, Quasimodo, we do wear pants AND water plants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3726 I don't know why I have to pay for his sunshine, I'm on the shady side of the building. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3727 So this dweeb with all his underwear on his back is looking at me, but I don't think he can jump this far. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3728 Trust me. If you're afraid of heights, this apartment definitely is not for you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3729 I have a hunch, he is either a prayer or a pryer. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3730 Security? I'd like to report a quasi-stalker. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3731 Want:-to-be actors will do anything to get that part in the remake of Hunchbak.. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3732 It's a no-bedroom loft. It comes with "sanctuary", and the best part is we would be neighbors!! He's asking $100K but I think you could talk him down. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3733 I have apretty strong hunch he likes me! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3734 I have a hunch my neighbor likes me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3735 Can we do hunch—I mean brunch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3736 Your face rings a bell. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3737 Yeah, he's right there, just staring at me. But least he isn't ringing that damn bell at all hours! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3738 I swear my plant is thriving! I think Quasi sings to it while I'm away. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3739 His name may be Quasi, but he's totally creepy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3740 See the way she is watering her plant...she wants me. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3741 He’s old fashioned. No texts, but he’s trying to learn voicemail. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3742 It's called reverse AirBnB. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3743 Finally, we meet, one crone to another. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3744 Sure he's unsettling, but his parkour is amazing. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3745 Cardinal Dolan, he's back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3746 Mouse! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3747 I want to report a high-jumper, who happens to be something of an exhibishinist. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3748 I’d take a selfie with him, but it’s probably what he wants. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3749 Cream or sugar? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3750 He dumped me last week but I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3751 Pics or it never happened. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3752 It all started when his cell phone died. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3753 Put me th 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3754 I guess he's trying to tell me his place is rent controlled. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3755 He only comes up on Wednesdays. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3756 "If you're busy, I can ring you later."spevakpoet@ 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3757 Oh, oh, send me TWO chocolate croissants, please. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3758 Esmeralda, what’s growing between us? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3759 That's a Ficus, it prefers regular misting! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3760 The Climb definitely wasn't worth it! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3761 He's the most dedicated Peeping Tom I've ever seen. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3762 He could be my Father! 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3763 I have to go. My new boyfriend’s here to pick me up. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3764 No, I'm guessing he lives there, but I paid no attention to him until after the hurricane. I tried throwing him a roll of toilet paper yesterday. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3765 You says his name is . . . Quasimodo ? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3766 She said what ! . . they do so know, . . . oh yeah, says his name is Quazi something . . . lunch tomorrow? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3767 He can probably claim squatters’ rights... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3768 Harry thinks he's a gargoyle. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3769 Ez, he keeps asking," Why can I not be made of phones like thee?" 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3770 Buy the air rights. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3771 Yes, I told the bishop that I was not interested! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3772 It's okay, his wife doesn't allow him to watch the TV. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3773 So, just tell him "Back in the belfry?" 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3774 The new Hugo Boss ad campaign is over the top if you ask me. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3775 Gotta run. Harvey Weinstein wants me to give him a shower. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3776 You won't believe the new fineal they put on the Cathedral ! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3777 yes, it grows very well, the bath every day 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3778 Hang on—just got to move this plant over for a fellow playing leap frog. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3779 No, I didn’t say it was quasi-modern. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3780 Hold on a second. I've got to get away from the hunchback voyeur of New York City. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3781 Hi, I'm Harvey. For a quick massage, I could make you into a movie star. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3782 I think he's a Comic con guy getting carried away. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3783 No, he's not listed in the lease. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3784 Well, I have a Hunch that might go down the wrong way ! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3785 I think it's time to change my ringtone. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3786 I'm thirsty 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3787 Elizabeth, your ex is wearing his Quasimodo outfit again and looking scary. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3788 There's this really weird pigeon that won't stop looking at me. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3789 I was thinking about spending more time at church. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3790 This gentrification is getting out of control. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3791 He grows on you. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3792 Well he can ring my bell any time he wants. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3793 You should check out the new balancing act by my apartment. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3794 I don't know his name, what is this Jeopardy? It's the guy that played Captain Bligh, but he's without his uniform and he's staring at me. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3795 Now for the plyometric jump I learned last week in class. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3796 If you had let down your hair. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3797 Once you go hunch you got back. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3798 The 1800's are calling, they want their belfry back. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3799 I think I know where he went when he left the Colts game 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3800 He's getting bolder. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3801 Ahhhhh. Too much water. Back off. Just a hunch. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3802 Quasiloco. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3803 I have a hunch on where to find sanctuary. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3804 It’s hard to describe but I just seem to have this feeling ... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3805 I gotta go...45 is peeping at me again. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3806 Not sure sweetie, he doesn't appear to be a true modo, more of a quasi-modo. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3807 The simplicity is so amazing and the images remind me of home and family. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3808 Don't lecture me again about gentrification. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3809 Darling conservationists just don't understand real estate development, it gets rid of the riff-raff 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3810 Frollo? Yeah, it's me ... I have a hunch that the weirdo is back. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3811 He's kinda cute, but he keeps calling me Esmeralda. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3812 Your hunch's back. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3813 Tea, thee, and me? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3814 I have a hunch you're Quasimodo. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3815 Well, now I know why the old tenant suggested I set my ringtone as "the bells". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3816 I do like the apartment, but the hunchback is kind of creepy. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3817 It's quasi private here. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3818 Careful. You look like squab. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3819 I need a new outfit for the Festival of Fools. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3820 No, Notre Dame plays Navy this week 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3821 I'd like to ring her bell. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3822 Hop right over if you are thirsty. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3823 It's so humbling to realize they thought of us as gods. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3824 Sorry, but its the only place I could get away from Hillary Clinton's excuse making after her loss to Donald Trump. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3825 I absolutely love my new apartment. It has a fantastic view of Notre-Dame. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3826 I'm willing to continue the relationship from a distance. I just hope he has guts enough to take the plunge! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3827 Hey, I don't like you that, can we be friends? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3828 TOTALLY PERFECT BODY. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3829 We were way ahead of the curves, weren't we? 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
3830 We started out selling cheese steaks. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3831 It's just a hunch, but I think he's thirsty. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
3832 A leap of faith. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3833 Oui, mon amour, this new apartment really is a sanctuary for my thirsty plants. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3834 Are you God? 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
3835 Can you smell me now? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3836 He says if I massage his back l'll He says if I massage his back he'll make me a real bell ringer. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3837 He's cute. He's just always getting high and clingy. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3838 He's more like quasi-stalker. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3839 Is like to report a peeping Quasimodo please. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3840 Hey I am going to have to call you back. That weirdo from next door is staring at me again! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3841 I'm looking for someone who can sweep me off my feet. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3842 I have cell service but the hunchback is still trying. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3843 Do you think I'm close enough for Him to hear me? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
3844 No, Quasimodo is not some kinda cross between haute couture and shabby chic. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3845 I just have a hunch that Notre Dame football will be back this year. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
3846 Last week I thought he was cured, but now I take my hunch back. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
3847 Yes, Mr. Hugo, Quasimodo still seems obsessed with me, and this time half-naked! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
3848 Mom...I think I'm falling in love. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
3849 Victor.....Desdemona here and have I got a novel idea for you! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
3850 He is complaining that my Bells of Ireland Flowers are too loud and make his ears ring. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3851 Hello...yes, this is Ismeralda.... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3852 Gee, from the ground, it DID look lieit was mylar... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3853 I feel like you've been up there for centuries. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3854 Yes, that's right. He decided to use one of his sick days. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3855 I'm glad I bought the condo, downtown rental vacancies are really low! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3856 "...and now he's telling me that love is like a tree, grows by itself. I agree it seems sweet, I'm just saying it seems like a lot of effort". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3857 Looks like my Uber is going to be late. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3858 I'd like to report a broken elevator. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3859 The Blue Bells, The Blue Bells... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3860 Romeo, my Romeo, why must thou be a pooper? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3861 I had a hunch ur gonna call 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3862 Hopefully he can’t jump because of his hump! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3863 First I'd like to get whatever serves as his autograph---then a restraining order. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3864 He does ring a bell 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3865 ..and at the end, the beast magically turns into a handsome prince. Movies are so far-fetched! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3866 Esmeralda! Long time no see. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3867 Quasi-modern is the newest trend. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3868 Yes, I would like to report a peeping Quasimodo. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3869 Yeah, I know what your thinking, but he says he's Batman. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3870 He appears to need a bathroom. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3871 he says I'll never work in this town again 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3872 The rent is high but the view is only quasi-luxurious 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3873 I will tolerate anything for south-facing views. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3874 Hello, this is Esmeralda. May I speak to the Archdeacon? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3875 Hey, it's Esmy. So, I'm seeing this new guy who really rings my chimes. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3876 Oh my God, I love their bread sticks! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3877 I was afraid something like this would happen when the Church finally cracked down on priest child abuse. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3878 Donna... He's baaack! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3879 I'm busy now, but why don't you swing by later. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3880 I'm pouring a bunch of my piss on a plant. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3881 Sorry, smoking not allowed there. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3882 Looks like Apartment 1 are growing genetically modified plants again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3883 Jack is sitting across from me, waiting for his beanstalk to grow. My flying carpet should be here in a minute. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3884 I'm sorry, Master. I will never disobey you again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3885 I was trying to get closer to God, but apparently there's an easier way. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3886 If you are that interested in my plant, I'll just give it to you... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3887 Pole sitter, "Sitting on a ball is not the way to my heart Alvin." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3888 Hold on, I've got a hunch... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3889 Now he's moved in right across the street. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3890 Why didn't you bring your phone with you? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3891 Guess I can't look down on him anymore 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3892 Yes, I met Quasimodo. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3893 I think I need a taller chapel. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3894 Oh, I wouldn't say there's a motive -- well, maybe a quasi motive. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3895 Good to see Philly remains Penn's "greene country towne". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3896 There’s a guy here, says his name is Quasimodo and that, I look like his gypsy! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3897 He's always ringing that bell and inviting me over for drinks. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3898 "I thought this would help you pee". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3899 Can you hold? My ringer says I have another call. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3900 We'll take Notre Dame with the points. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3901 Good morning. Have a good day. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3902 Had a hunch you'd like my new apartment 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3903 I said he looked like Quasimodo; now he's insisting I'm his Esmeralda. So Weinstein! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3904 No, no that's the Phantom. This is the really ugly one. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3905 It’s just my ex-boyfriend making out he naturally inhabits the tops of bell towers. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3906 Hello police department. This is Esmeralda again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3907 I'm just not sure how he feels. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3908 There goes your son again. Did you make sure he applied sunscreen this time? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3909 Get a beagle? I thought you said... get a smeagle 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3910 You're not going to believe this. Religion is dead, but that dear hunchback is the last holdout, clinging to the church tower. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3911 1833 would like Quasimodo back. Can you send a ladder and bucket? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3912 I have a hunch it won't work. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3913 Should I tell him to walk this way? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3914 Really, I promise this one's not gay. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3915 Hi, honey. I think we need to go to that church down the street. Just a thought! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3916 Just when does falling water stimulate flow? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3917 As you told me, he can climb higher than the bell tower. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3918 Yes, he's still here. He used to be in for "Sleep No More" and is now unemployed. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3919 Hi Mom--I've told you before that Quasi is "really on the ball"! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3920 That reminds, it's Wednesday, time to water my plants. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3921 The guy from match.com just won't take no for an answer. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3922 Quasi...really, get with the times... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3923 Yeah, he's still here, even though I told him I won't play Esmeralda to his Hunchback! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3924 esmeralda blues... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3925 For all one knows, at this pitch, I may ring a bell. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3926 May I have some privacy please... This is my first time on AirP&P. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3927 So, do you have a goat? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3928 He's supposed to come down on a barge. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3929 I gotta go. Hunch needs me again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3930 If watching is all you're going to do... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3931 Get Quasimodo off the Spire and explain to him that this is not a sanctuary Condo. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3932 No, I feel like he’s just going to stay there until he dies... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3933 Peter Kuper's cartoon has gone missing, pictures of several "Deer Crossing" warnings hung as art, one of a doe and fawn. Two standing bucks size that one up. One says. "Four is fair for them." 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3934 He's not great looking, but he rings a mean bell. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3935 Yeah, but at least I no longer have to listen to deafening bells, every fifteen minutes. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3936 Don't you think your plant might prefer a SOUTHERN exposure? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3937 It fells as if I can see the future 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3938 Yes, and I don't like birds or stalkers. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3939 The guy outside my deck has a delusion of "Bell Tower Power" . 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3940 No honey, I think it’s just another one of those ninja warriors 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3941 Yes, this is Esmeralda. Who's calling please? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3942 Call someone to get me down. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3943 Yes Frollo, he's up here again 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3944 Yes, this is Esmeralda. Why do you ask? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3945 Actually, I find these exhibits of bathroom door art to be pretty limited. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3946 "911? There's a man outside looking threateningly at my potted pothos. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3947 Get us off the Île de la Cité, NOW! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3948 He's pulling some strings to get us off-street parking. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3949 He sounds so exotic. His name is Igor. He could be from Russia! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3950 No, I didn't say I could see a humpback from my balcony...I said hunchback. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3951 Parkour! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3952 Quasimodo is taking this stalking thing to a whole new level! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3953 Deer #1: I was walking by these signs and I seen deer on 4 legs. What does it mean? Deer #2: Im not sure, maybe they have deer prancing in the area. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3954 Not "Monty." I'm practicing for the Full-Modo. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3955 Hello, is this the dating service? My name is Esmeralda and I have a complaint. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3956 They just make such a mess on the roof tiles. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3957 I need to report a Peeping Tom who has gone up in the world! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3958 I'm telling you, I think Quasi is actually going to Parkour this time. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3959 um, honey there is a strange man watching me water the plants. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3960 About 5' 10", maybe 180 lbs. - never mind, he could be a dead ringer for my brother. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3961 Sir, you don't know how comforting it is to have someone to talk to. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3962 I don't know what he wants, but he sure isn't getting any water from me. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3963 Esmeralda, I will always want your water. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3964 9-11. He looks like Laughton but without makeup. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3965 ...to be by Esmerelda's ear! Oh iPhone, why was I not made of anodized aluminum like thee! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3966 Do you ever feel like you're living in a movie? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3967 I have a hunch that he'll be back before you know it 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3968 I loved moving to Paris and looking at all of its Gothic architecture but there's this guy outside my balcony yelling "Esmeralda, Esmeralda" 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3969 Ew! That Quasi-mofo is stalking me again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3970 You should go to church sometime. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3971 I'm calling to report a peeping Tom. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3972 If I ignore him, do you think he'll go away? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3973 Victor Hugo always did creep me out! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3974 It happened again! I swear the gargoyle just called my plant Esmeralda! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3975 He must be seeking sanctuary outside of Hollywood 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3976 Bill?, our balcony is a bit too close to Notre Dame 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3977 I'm Butt-man! I came here all the way from Europe to help the poor guys: after a short glance at me - girls run straight to their spouses and don't leave them again. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3978 I envy his squat game, but he's still creepy. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3979 “But, he just keeps staring and singing in quasi-tones”. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3980 Honestly, Rachel, I preferred the movie version. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3981 "It looks like he's been left high and dry". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3982 EXCUSE ME, IS THIS THE ROUTE TO HEAVEN? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3983 On game day Saturdays, he tolls the Notre Dame fight song then peeps... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3984 How are the Fighting Irish doing today? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3985 We broke up a week ago so now I'm just trying to give him the space he needs to pine away for me until he turns to dust. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3986 Hold on. I'm on the balcony. The Hunchback of Flatbush is giving me a weird look from his spire. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3987 Need any help? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3988 Oh, God, I have to hang up. You know that weird little dude I told you about in that church next door, well I think he's actually gunna jump this time. Oh fuck me. I'm going inside. I'll call you back. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3989 We broke up but we will always have Notre Dame. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3990 Only if it's a cat? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3991 I've got this hunch. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3992 would you like to go out to dinner? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3993 Yeah, I think they put a new gargoyle on the church across the street. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3994 Didja ever feel you could just reach out and touch Quasimodo? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3995 Hi, I think there's a gargoyle on the loose. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3996 Yeah, another member of the book club reading Hunchback of Notre Dame.. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3997 Front Desk? This is Room 804. I asked for a room with a view, a viewer! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3998 I guess I just wasn't expecting the Hunchback view to be so, you know, disconcerting. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3999 Taken... By the Pope! Andy Serkis Edition. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4000 Hold on, it looks like I've got a message from Harry Potter. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4001 Hello, officer. His name is Jose and yes he can see. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4002 It is truly the only way to get a bird's eye view of the city. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4003 I think he though cathedral buttress was "butt terrace". 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4004 Hunchback's just looking for a callback 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4005 My yoga instructor likes to get medieval. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4006 Mother - my husband is making sure I water his plant again 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4007 He’s baaaaaaaack! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4008 No officer it's not a peeping Tom, its a peeping Quasimodo. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4009 He must have a friend in the building named Sanctuary and he's totally creeping me out. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4010 What kind of bird is that? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4011 I can see a woman watering her plants from here . 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4012 These greens are rich in vitamins and bone-building Vitamin D. Quasi, are you listening ? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4013 It's your mother. She says you need to drink more water. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4014 iAGO. Must be some new startup. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4015 Our property manager is really on the ball! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4016 I can't talk now, there's a bell ringer stalking me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4017 Never mind, it's not another solar eclipse. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4018 Where are my glasses when I need them 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4019 Hold on, I think Harvey Weinstein is trying to get my attention 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4020 I love you. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4021 I heard a ring...did you call? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4022 Why doesn't she talk to us small guys? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4023 Well it's not just that he's staring at me - it's also a hunch. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4024 *Mouths* "Your phone." 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4025 OMG, the Climbing Shaun is back. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4026 And the bell on that Quasimodo chime you sent just doesn’t work! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4027 Wow, our ancestors sure did look a lot like us! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4028 You rememb.er I told you about the guy next door who keeps bothering me for some water? I think I'll go ahead and give it to him 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4029 He's not quasi anything. He's fully hunched on the church steeple 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4030 I have a hunch I'm being watched. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4031 He just stares at me. I have a hunch he'll be back. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4032 Another Madona con bambino, I'm getting sick and trend of these Italian museums 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4033 yes Mom, he's still there. yes, he has a huge hunchback, and great balance. and no, i am not interested in dating right now, why..? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4034 The bell ringer is defecating atop the bell tower. Do you think he is commenting on today's sermon? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4035 Shall we take the plunge? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4036 I'll have to call you back. Quasimodo's gone rogue. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4037 Yes, that‘s his new daily routine! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4038 I have to go. My boyfriend's ringing me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4039 I've got a hunch that he thinks we're related. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4040 I think he belongs back with the bats. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4041 Now Harvey's sizing ME up. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4042 Hey Esmeralda, any chance of a sip of that? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4043 Yes, I'm dressed, and, yes, it's growing. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4044 Your watering schedule is very unfortunate. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4045 So he tells me, 'you either unclog the toilet or it stays clogged.' I just walked away. I'm tired of doing everything for him. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4046 Funny, he doesn't look gargoylsh. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4047 "He's on the thrown right now, can he call you back"? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4048 Yes, he's been up here for hours, complaining that his view of the graveyard has been obstructed by our new condo building. Something about "greenspace"! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4049 Yeah, I love how much, like, old school CULTURE there is here, but I still have to drive like 20 minutes to get some decent sushi... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4050 No, he is not good looking. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4051 I dialed the number. Can you hear it ringing? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4052 He says he's looking for the Notre Dame. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4053 Oh no she didn’t 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4054 I've been rehearsing Quasimodo's lines with him for the movie remake. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4055 I believe, he thinks he's a frog. I wish he'd just hop away. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4056 I always knew we could get together! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4057 Uh, a little help? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4058 Did you get a chance to follow up on my hunch? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4059 Before cell phones, you would have needed me. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4060 Be patient, we'll be eating kale in no time. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4061 Nice Tits 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4062 In your dreams Harry. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4063 And I came up here for more privacy 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4064 " hello ?.....Statue Quasimodo ? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4065 May I come over for years? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4066 Is it yoga or pilates for back issues? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4067 'I'm jumping because housing prices are unreasonable in Sydney' - George Pell 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4068 Quasi's into parkour these days.... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4069 Hang on , Quasimodo can't find the garderobe! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4070 I've tried that, Sheryl. He knows my binge schedule for Game of Thrones. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4071 911, this is Esmeralda from the Parc Notre Dame Condos. That Quasimodo creep is stalking me again. Can you send a patrol car right away? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4072 It's almost as if he KNOWS I'll need sanctuary at some point. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4073 Would you be so kind as to toss over the gyro- with- double feta order that should be arriving at your door? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4074 I knew her when she was just one of the herd 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4075 Bell or no bell, get me down from here! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4076 You haven't met him, mom, but his face may ring a bell. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4077 What's the difference between calling the President a Dotard and a Moron? 1. Free Speech, 2. Citizenship, 3. Honesty, 4. All of the above, 5. None of the above, or 6. Country of Origin 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4078 How do I know it's not a latex gargoyle? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4079 You can take your hunch back, I'm NOT going to church today! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4080 I don't know... Says his name is Quasimodo. He'd work for the Halloween party, but then I'd have to get right back on Tinder. So I asked myself, Is it worth it? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4081 I think Harvey Weinstein's been cleaning my windows again. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4082 Your Bernie is playing a hunch again. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4083 Don't over water it. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4084 Phone the Bishop? But it is the Bishop. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4085 I love his use of color but would have preferred Hunters orange . 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4086 We've come a long way since we defeated the apes who defeated the humans. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4087 I can't find a balance man. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4088 At least it’s better than listening to the damn bell ringing day and night. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4089 He says he's coming over tonight, but I don't know if he's going to make it. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4090 Esmerelda, Esmerelda, it's me, Quasimodo. Esmerelda put down the damn phone for Christ's sake! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4091 They served beans for lunch after church today 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4092 'Bye, Siri. Hello, 'Modo! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4093 Yep, I'm a material girl. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4094 I suggested he try pilates 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4095 So, should I like, swipe left, or jump with him? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4096 Seems harmless. Says he is the grandson of Quasimodo looking for South Bend. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4097 911, I'd like to report a stalker. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4098 Quasimodo's back, but I'm trying to ignore him 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4099 I can't see it 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4100 I have a quasi-secret admirer. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4101 He keeps trying to ring my chimes! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4102 Gargoyle Watching 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4103 I did not mean for the H to be silent when you thought I said " a man is SITTING on top of the bell tower next door" 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4104 Gotta go, Marge, my date is here to take me cathedral climbing again. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4105 Hi, it's your neighbor. Did someone forget Quasimodo again? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4106 I'd like to report a "Not-So-Peeping" Tom 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4107 Finally Your Here what took you so long 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4108 This perv across the street keeps asking for somebody named Esmeralda. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4109 This is Mrs. Shelly Berman. My husband's on the other phone talking to a store about a man hanging from their window, but I'm calling about a hunchback on your spire... 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4110 Well, at least he's not ringing that dam bell. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4111 It looks to be more a like a quasi-sculpturre." 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4112 Me? You know, Just a girl...and her hunchback...I know right? 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4113 Appar 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4114 He's a Domer, but not like the ones we dated in college. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4115 ...and he keeps yelling “sanctuary!” 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4116 I know mom! I already told him to humpback down. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4117 Oui, my new place is over by Notre Dame. Yes, yes, THAT Notre Dame. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4118 I'm highly attracted to you. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4119 Je te l'ai dit, Manon, il y aurait des problèmes dans un bâtiment surplombant la Seine 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4120 I really thought it would stop when I moved into the apartment upstairs 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4121 Uh, Matt’s in your belfry again 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4122 Nothing much, just watering the plants and watching the Gargoyle 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4123 Yeah mom, it has a great view, but there's just one problem... here's only one problem... 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4124 Kindly silence your phone. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4125 No, I don't think he'll actually jump off. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4126 I just told him I was feeling a friend vibe. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4127 Yeah...., mine abandoned me. For a plant, it really lacked a true appreciation for the outdoors. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4128 Please save some water for me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4129 I mean, he's not homeless and he's quasi employed. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4130 911? American ninja warrior keeps on stalking me. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4131 Darling, can you be a darling and bring more water? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4132 His hair isn't growing. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4133 It lacks a human element. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4134 Hey one moment, there is a man on the cathedral outside. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4135 Quasimodo just invented a new yoga pose: Take a dump on a church steeple pose. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4136 I'll pick you up in the hunchback...I mean hatchback. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4137 Well, at least it's Aunt Jane's best side. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4138 Esmeralda as an anthophile. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4139 I don't know because he is quasi-deaf from ringing that bell. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4140 The Blue Bells, The Blue Bells... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4141 ...yes, I believe the Greenhouse Effect is caused mainly by human activities! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4142 Dear, don’t you think it’s a bit dangerous to remove highway signs in the name of art? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4143 I'm a fan of mid-nineties noir kids cartoon classic "Gargoyles" too, but this cosplay has gone too far. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4144 I'm sorry, but you have to undate your facilities. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4145 I guess the buck stopped there. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4146 Nothing new here, how about you? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4147 Darling I said Ball singular 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4148 Says his name is O’ Quasimodo? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4149 Damn,but this little Sanctuary of mine is getting crowded... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4150 I'd like to report a gargoyle malfunction, he barely spits on my plants at all. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4151 W: Good Morning Tom.. M: Morning there Shiela. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4152 Oh my gosh they've moved NotreDame and that Hunchback (what's his name), to my neighborhood. I'm sorry but he is NOT getting anything for Trick-or-Treating if he comes to my door. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4153 Faye? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4154 I think he wants to eat my Boston Fern. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4155 It’s Deerivative but representacial I must say. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4156 I have a hunch about us. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4157 Modern Gothic Romance. (MGR) 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4158 Of course, his sneaks got lost! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4159 Harvey, I'm on the phone. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4160 “Oh, by the way, the Quasimodo guy is back at Saint Patrick’s”. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4161 This wasn't what she meant when she said come ringing at my door. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4162 I don't need saving, but my plants do. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4163 I'm not a fan, Tom." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4164 hey sally i see the hunch back of notre dame. what comes next frankenstein or pennywise i dont know. oooh -- i'm so scared. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4165 I told you I would go to any lengths 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4166 Da Bluebells. I can hear dem! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4167 nine-one-one? Perching Tom is about to jump on my balcony. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4168 He wants to know if there is a GPS locator for time travel. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4169 I JUST FEEL AS IF MY SANCTUARY IS BEING INVADED. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4170 Can you water my hump. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4171 Hold on, Beth. I think Hubert's trying to get my attention. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4172 Victor? Well, thanks to Go-Fund-Me he got eye fixed, and he's sent me plant....Yes he's still got his hunch. NOW what? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4173 We don't read dead white guy novels anymore. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4174 You can’t use your neighbors 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4175 Gotta go, Hon. Quasimodo creep is serenading his Esmeralda again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4176 Call me Quasi, but I have a hunch that I'm being watched... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4177 Sure, he’s a gentleman caller. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4178 The game app 'Quasimodo-GO!' never quite grabbed players' attention. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4179 ... I already told him, 'Stop trying to ring my bell!' 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4180 What do you say we buck the trend? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4181 Excuse me I don't think you're zoned for potted plants 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4182 This guy across the way says he can make me a movie star. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4183 I have to hang up now, the minister is about to pop in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4184 We communicate with our Pastor on much higher levels 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4185 I think this guy needs help getting off the top of the tower. Should I call 911? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4186 The poor guy needs a break room. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4187 Our marriage is caput! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4188 Is that Mr. Pickles????? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4189 Now THAT is one good looking woman...if I could jump on that thing without scaring her...maybe I could ask her out...nah... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4190 Me too. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4191 So this is what you meant by a sitty view 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4192 He's so adorable. I should write a book about him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4193 Yes, his name does ring a bell. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4194 NO, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4195 Quit ringing, Q. This is not a bell; it's a phone in the 21st century. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4196 Do you have a glass of water, please? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4197 Love, those people down below are jealous that you are an individual - I say laugh at them and let’s meet on my balcony - I’m getting a ladder. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4198 Alexa, what happened to his back? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4199 Barb, I see why this place was so cheap now. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4200 Maybe the hunchback thinks I am Esmeralda. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4201 You have a hunch he’s back... you don’t say. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4202 Straight guys are so BORING, can I give you my number? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4203 Yeah, sure, I'll ask him." "Hey, Hunch? Do you take requests? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4204 I'll leave here at ONE, pick you up at TWO, and we'll arrive by THREE. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4205 Yes, he looks just like a newborn baby. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4206 Melania: "Donald. I am tell you I no want to visit Puerto Rico after dis. I no like dese peoples. Dey are try to take water from my plants. How come dey not know plants die if no water???" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4207 He just doesn't ring my bell. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4208 No, Mom, not a whale! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4209 Come here much? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4210 Oh, I’m staying at the most darling AirBnB in this new neighborhood: UnWaHuNoDa. Under the Watch of the Hunchback of Notre Dame! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4211 Junior is a dedicated climber. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4212 Excuse me ma'am Christianity is short on men, would you like to join us today? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4213 'Quasi'No he didn't!' 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4214 I tend to favor my left side. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4215 Not much, just watering my quasi-garden. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4216 ... and he doesn't have any pants on. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4217 It's weird. He looks like a troll, but he's definitely not sitting in a cave. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4218 You can ring my bell anytime "You can ring my bell anytime, cheri. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4219 Hello, police department. I think I have a peeking Tomimodo. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4220 Well, well a futuristic gold digger. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4221 Yeah Mom, it's in this new neighborhood called NoHunch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4222 I never go out anymore... I'm as bad as the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4223 Don't overwater your pothos. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4224 I'm glad we bought here but there is, like, no culture here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4225 I'd ask him to come to the phone, Emile, but he's hunching right now. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4226 Would you like me to ring your bell? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4227 Hey Mother, it's Mary. The silver bell and cockle shells are coming in just fine, but the pretty made is a Dame of a different sort. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4228 I know he’s not great looking, Mom, but at least he’s really into me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4229 Quasimodo Syndrome, huh... how long does it last? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4230 Any idea how much water Quasimodo Witch Hazel needs? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4231 I don't know what I'm doing wrong, even the spire is blooming. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4232 Daniel Day-Lewis is back and preparing to play Quasimodo...? You don't say... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4233 No, you heard me right: a gargoy. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4234 I said. "Let's water the flowers, not the towers!" 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4235 Most of those Parkour guys who come by are young and fit. But this one…wow! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4236 Ralph has taken Mansplaining to new heights 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4237 The stylized iconography would have made Bambi proud. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4238 hey look what i can do! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4239 My mother said that's how Edmund Hillary got his start. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4240 Apparently this is still a sanctuary city. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4241 He gave me water 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4242 Um, there's a real live gargoyle looking at me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4243 I told you I was higher than any plant. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4244 Prince Kong? Yes, I see him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4245 I know, but the listing for his place mentioned a garden view. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4246 Let me call you back. There's someone creepin' in. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4247 Not hearing bells. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4248 Should I throw him a bone? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4249 I'm inspired to become a Catholic since moving to Paris 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4250 He says he just wants some water but that didn't end well for Esmeralda..... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4251 You have to inspire confidence to get her to notice you. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4252 Mory’s job got a lot harder when they invented multi-floor homes. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4253 He introduced himself Quasimoto. But, I think he's kinda cute like Phoebus. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4254 "Uh, no. I haven't read 'Candy'". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4255 I'd definitely feel some compassion if he was a true hunchback, but this might just be the way he chose to sit. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4256 No, I'm not a NIMBY Carol. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4257 You're not even a quasi ape. Just a hunch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4258 He's at it again, that Phantom of the Opera creep. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4259 He seems harmless, but it's just a hunch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4260 It’s the giant sucking machine 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4261 Good. I could use some shade. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4262 We’ll always have Paris; it’s a sanctuary city. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4263 I could just give him some water, and maybe he'll go away. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4264 Yes, his digestive issues are much better since he took up extreme parkour. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4265 I got rid of the aphids but I still can't rid myself of Quasimodo. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4266 No, Mother, my friend did not ring the bell this morning. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4267 Says his name is Quasi-something and that he isn't enjoying life in an emerging fascist state. And he says he won't go away! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4268 Your garden inspires me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4269 911 - Help a hunchback is putting a HEX on my plants 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4270 911? There's a funny-looking fellow doing a King Kong on top of the cathedral outside my apartment. If you give me a number, I'll send a photo. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4271 If you'd like to fertilize something you should aim this way. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4272 Esmeralda, the church can offer you sanctuary. Just call me. Please, call me. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4273 Sorry, can't hear you. The bell started ringing and there's a stalker on top of the cathedral again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4274 They call this one Broadway, Baby Boogie! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4275 I'm innocent. Where am I going to get help? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4276 I used to be a hood ornament. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4277 'one minute I'M the maniac, next I'm a queen, he is driving me NUTS" 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4278 I love this borough; I'm greeted by Queensimodo every morn! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4279 Step out on the balcony. I found your BASE jumping date. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4280 Love at first peep. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4281 Not a Quasi-Modo. A Complete Modo. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4282 Can I plant myself on your terrace? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4283 My balcony's become a quasi-no-go zone. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4284 keees BEHIND ankles please 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4285 Oh great, I've got a Peeping Dame. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0