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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I see myself in so much of his work. 1.9995 0.01736 1933 563 808 562
1 I was young and needed the money. 1.9762 0.02061 1555 532 528 495
2 It's a forgery. The original is only a half-mile from where I live. 1.9309 0.01840 1824 630 690 504
3 It's a little pedestrian, don't you think? 1.9309 0.02238 1230 424 467 339
4 You can almost hear the car coming. 1.9255 0.01841 1880 674 672 534
5 This one is good, but I literally couldn't stop looking at the headlights exhibit. 1.9174 0.01916 1816 686 594 536
6 "Male leaping one lane of the Interstate" was powerful, but "Mother and Child contemplating I95" is beautiful. 1.8832 0.01786 1935 723 715 497
7 Frankly, I'd rather see signs warning us of cars. 1.8680 0.01897 1735 671 622 442
8 I didn't get it at first either, then it hits you. 1.8669 0.01693 2366 980 721 665
9 I'm telling you: it's a sign. 1.8628 0.01823 1866 724 674 468
10 I'd brake for her. 1.8495 0.01702 2252 929 733 590
11 Whoever DOT is, I really like her work. 1.8452 0.01725 2126 862 731 533
12 I don't get it. 1.8097 0.02059 1566 697 470 399
13 So simple, yet they really jump out at you. 1.8087 0.02113 1338 552 490 296
14 We use to walk on four legs? 1.7909 0.01907 1712 749 572 391
15 Oh, please, every work of art reminds you of your mother. 1.7879 0.01867 1631 673 631 327
16 Imagine the impact it will have. 1.7867 0.01403 3727 1850 822 1055
17 These are from back when cars had drivers. 1.7861 0.01860 1669 698 630 341
18 He was edgier before he got a grant from the Highways Department. 1.7830 0.01924 1636 711 569 356
19 Who lets their kid walk in front? 1.7730 0.02061 1339 567 509 263
20 It's thought-provoking, yet instills me with a sense of caution. 1.7576 0.01700 1943 838 738 367
21 His work is displayed all over the country. 1.7563 0.01831 1736 768 623 345
22 His "yellow series" perfectly captures the essential conflict facing a deer in modern society. 1.7525 0.02023 1422 633 508 281
23 This one doesn't leap out at me the way the others do. 1.7508 0.01936 1577 711 548 318
24 It's a little too middle-of-the-road for my taste. 1.7492 0.01933 1515 666 563 286
25 Sadly, too many thought it meant 'Cross Here.' 1.7361 0.01911 1743 845 513 385
26 The maternal doe, the bounding stag...even their caution signs were sexist. 1.7355 0.02377 1066 499 350 217
27 Don't look up or we'll be here all night. 1.7217 0.02239 1254 617 369 268
28 These overhead lights are quite ironic. 1.7151 0.03275 544 258 183 103
29 The message is clear - "Black deer matter" 1.6871 0.03154 652 345 166 141
30 I think it's a sign. 1.6801 0.01954 1519 761 483 275
31 Sadly, too many of us thought it meant 'Cross Here.' 1.6796 0.01867 1676 844 525 307
32 This one is entitled, "The Buck Stops Here." 1.6787 0.02167 1276 653 380 243
33 They were run over by a Tesla, never heard it coming. 1.6706 0.02705 838 440 234 164
34 It's so nice to see his work not riddled with bullet holes. 1.6675 0.02119 1266 640 407 219
35 It's no Picasso, but it's better than "Watch For Falling Rock 1.6633 0.02545 796 384 296 116
36 Yep. Mom and me. No permission asked. Not a penny in royalties. 1.6627 0.02370 996 503 326 167
37 I guess not all artists can make a decent buck. 1.6594 0.02146 1327 708 363 256
38 I've never cared for street art. 1.6587 0.02715 753 381 248 124
39 Nobody could model like her. She stopped traffic. 1.6535 0.02076 1368 722 398 248
40 At first I didn't understand the art, but then it hit me 1.6513 0.02150 1325 717 353 255
41 Now that you mention it, I have seen his work everywhere. 1.6502 0.02016 1272 629 459 184
42 I hear after the exhibit closes here, they're taking it on the road. 1.6498 0.02048 1445 779 393 273
43 That's my first wife. She got custody. 1.6465 0.02428 993 528 288 177
44 The art is subtle, but then it hits you. 1.6464 0.01915 1697 934 429 334
45 I think his work stands as a warning to us all. 1.6464 0.02135 1165 588 401 176
46 I could've bought that in Vermont for ten dollars a few years go. 1.6437 0.02125 1176 596 403 177
47 I know I am supposed to be looking at the art, but I can't help staring at the lights. 1.6383 0.02043 1410 762 396 252
48 I find it fawning and pedestrian. 1.6371 0.02335 1050 560 311 179
49 Why don't they ever show dads with kids? 1.6348 0.02183 1079 546 381 152
50 Unfortunately, the buck didn't stop there. 1.6328 0.02194 1209 655 343 211
51 The portraits are inspiring, but I prefer his falling rocks. 1.6285 0.02012 1467 809 394 264
52 This one's on loan from the Taconic State Parkway 1.6281 0.02244 1116 598 335 183
53 They already have guns and now they're telling them where we are! 1.6246 0.02424 951 511 286 154
54 Wish they'd turn the spot lights off so we could leave. 1.6235 0.02509 911 497 260 154
55 Personally -- I prefer the artist's "Slow Children" period. 1.6190 0.02322 987 522 319 146
56 'The headlights on the ceiling really capture the moment.' 1.6185 0.02283 1038 554 326 158
57 Her work has become more reflective. 1.6180 0.02571 822 440 256 126
58 I'm still partial to his "Caution: Falling Rocks" phase. 1.6165 0.02309 970 508 326 136
59 Maybe it's the lighting, but I can't look away 1.6144 0.02570 804 428 258 118
60 For a moment, I thought it was the ladies' room. 1.6139 0.02392 979 536 285 158
61 Stereotyping us again. This is why they think we all look alike. 1.6066 0.02697 699 369 236 94
62 Fine, Ill admit it. I posed when I was younger. I needed the money to get me through art school. 1.6047 0.04237 253 127 99 27
63 Stop staring at her ass... 1.6042 0.02540 912 520 233 159
64 They're only here for another week, then they go on the road. 1.6033 0.02366 963 526 293 144
65 These aren't originals. I've definitely seen them somewhere before. 1.6031 0.02776 640 335 224 81
66 I can't believe I'm finally seeing the original, I passed hundreds of reproductions on the road here. 1.6030 0.02432 932 515 272 145
67 I hear this show is going on the road. 1.6005 0.02657 771 425 229 117
68 I don't care what the critics say. This is much better than the "Slow Children Playing" exhibit over at the Whitney. 1.5983 0.02358 961 527 293 141
69 He's done similar work elsewhere but it's been very pedestrian. 1.5980 0.02320 1020 567 296 157
70 Ah, 'Mother and Child' by Doe Vinci. 1.5967 0.02530 853 474 249 130
71 Nice to view street art without someone honking at us. 1.5960 0.02623 755 410 240 105
72 Turns out these didn't mean safe to cross. 1.5956 0.02443 868 471 277 120
73 We came all the way into the city to look at this? 1.5923 0.02937 601 328 190 83
74 I feel the artist is trying to warn us about something. 1.5834 0.02596 809 459 228 122
75 This transcendent piece is more than mere art. It's a sign. 1.5818 0.02703 782 455 199 128
76 Frankly, I find it rather pedestrian. 1.5805 0.02566 870 508 219 143
77 This one's by "DOT", who's DOT? 1.5782 0.02586 780 437 235 108
78 I think it's a sign. 1.5772 0.02623 797 458 218 121
79 I remember when Myrna posed for this. Ironic how she died. 1.5762 0.02592 800 456 227 117
80 I'd say this was his cautionary period. 1.5720 0.02558 750 413 245 92
81 I see it as a cautionary tale 1.5694 0.02732 634 345 217 72
82 I love DOT's madonna-and-child paintings most of all, don't you? 1.5647 0.02962 572 322 177 73
83 This is stuff we've seen a thousand times, am I right? 1.5642 0.02753 716 418 192 106
84 Well, it's certainly reflective. 1.5621 0.02834 644 369 188 87
85 I see the series as a cautionary tale. 1.5614 0.02637 700 391 225 84
86 Too pedestrian for my taste. 1.5593 0.02789 683 398 188 97
87 I still prefer his earlier No Hunting work. 1.5587 0.02921 673 407 156 110
88 You’ll love the headlight exhibit in the next room, it’s mesmerizing. 1.5576 0.03008 608 361 155 92
89 Good. They still don't know we can stand. 1.5559 0.03001 617 369 153 95
90 I just don't get street art. 1.5545 0.02817 642 370 188 84
91 Ironic. The artist died of Lyme disease. 1.5514 0.03128 622 391 119 112
92 This one always stops me in my tracks. 1.5508 0.02823 630 363 187 80
93 This one doesn't jump at you as much as the others. 1.5488 0.02968 605 359 160 86
94 I like it, but where would we hang it? 1.5474 0.02751 601 334 205 62
95 Don't look up, or we'll be standing here all day. 1.5448 0.03270 525 321 122 82
96 I think this one was used for family restrooms. 1.5431 0.03022 569 337 155 77
97 The value of this artist's work has risen dramatically since...well you know. 1.5429 0.03114 571 348 136 87
98 The way the light hits - it just stops me in my tracks 1.5424 0.02962 566 329 167 70
99 This one always stops me dead in my tracks. 1.5423 0.03016 568 336 156 76
100 He's missing an antler. This must be a VanDoe. 1.5404 0.03114 557 337 139 81
101 I wanted my art to engage with the automobile. Then it struck me... 1.5366 0.03157 533 322 136 75
102 This one makes me cross. 1.5352 0.03216 525 321 127 77
103 Intellectually it’s great execution, emotionally it’s still “deer in the headlights”. 1.5349 0.03130 516 306 144 66
104 I don't know, it just seems like the 'Madonna and Child' thing has been done to death. 1.5299 0.03172 502 300 138 64
105 No wonder people hit us, we don't look anything like that. 1.5259 0.03408 483 304 104 75
106 I thought this was the sign for the family restroom. 1.5234 0.03281 470 284 126 60
107 These are photoshopped - nobody has a figure that perfect. 1.5200 0.03382 425 254 121 50
108 It used to seem original, but now he's just repeating himself. 1.5179 0.03201 446 261 139 46
109 I've run into his work before. 1.5170 0.03474 441 275 104 62
110 What do you think she's trying to get across? 1.5165 0.03322 424 251 127 46
111 It's so lifelike I can almost hear the car coming. 1.5163 0.03753 399 255 82 62
112 This is weird; I think I went out with her. 1.5160 0.03462 438 272 106 60
113 I can't believe they bought all this art for three bucks! 1.5149 0.03541 435 275 96 64
114 UNNUMBERED ARTIST PRINTS ?? HA !! Try inmate overruns. 1.5140 0.03618 430 276 87 67
115 The artist captures a certain sense of peril. Don't you agree? 1.5118 0.03300 422 250 128 44
116 Makes you stop and think, doesn't it? 1.5118 0.03486 424 263 105 56
117 I wish they'd turn off these lights so that we could move on to the next sign. 1.5099 0.03603 406 255 95 56
118 I like the artist's earlier work...this period was so cautious. 1.5097 0.03596 412 260 94 58
119 Sublime! You can FEEL the headlights on them. 1.5097 0.03428 412 250 114 48
120 It would work beautifully in that space we have between the forest edge and the highway 1.5088 0.03665 397 251 90 56
121 Is anyone else startled by the headlights coming from above? 1.5086 0.03447 409 249 112 48
122 Don't feel bad, signs add about ten pounds. 1.5062 0.03520 403 249 104 50
123 Typical Jane Doe feminism. Note the minimalist antlers. 1.5051 0.03513 396 243 106 47
124 It's a bit pedestrian. 1.5038 0.03783 395 258 75 62
125 I especially appreciate the way that the color scheme and the diagonal format heightens the sense of existential angst. 1.5026 0.03580 386 239 100 47
126 I couldn't get anywhere with her, and now she's a nude model. 1.5000 0.04108 378 262 43 73
127 That was back in the day when we walked on all fours. 1.5000 0.03694 378 239 89 50
128 It kind of ruins the element of surprise, don't you think? 1.4987 0.03605 377 234 98 45
129 I gotta be honest, I don't get it. 1.4987 0.03755 375 240 83 52
130 Kind of makes you stop in your tracks. 1.4959 0.03470 367 220 112 35
131 These pictures remind me of my days on the road. 1.4959 0.03548 365 222 105 38
132 It captures both the stark isolation of the single parent and the inevitability of life's progression... 1.4959 0.03714 365 230 89 46
133 Nice art work, but it only tells guys with guns where we like to cross the street. 1.4944 0.03711 360 226 90 44
134 Way back then deer ran on four legs. 1.4930 0.03503 359 216 109 34
135 I just feel like contemporary art has gotten too safe. 1.4930 0.03862 359 233 75 51
136 It's from his black and yellow period. 1.4930 0.03591 359 220 101 38
137 The artist is a deer friend. 1.4924 0.04516 262 170 55 37
138 This one makes you really slow down and think. 1.4915 0.03774 352 223 85 44
139 I see it more of a cautionary tale. 1.4915 0.03752 352 222 87 43
140 That was taken right before they crossed over. 1.4915 0.03598 352 215 101 36
141 I'm compelled to cross the room every time I see it and I don't know why.. 1.4900 0.03695 351 219 92 40
142 I find them a bit pedestrian. 1.4900 0.03782 351 223 84 44
143 The paintings are much more calming than the taxidermy exhibit. 1.4899 0.03986 347 229 66 52
144 A true genius, and he made our world a safer place. 1.4868 0.03887 341 220 76 45
145 The artist was never able to shake those early years in Public Works. 1.4867 0.03860 339 217 79 43
146 I see the price has gone up since the artist was run over. 1.4816 0.04092 326 217 61 48
147 These pieces date back to the Xing dynasty. 1.4809 0.04579 262 175 48 39
148 Do you think it's a sign? 1.4798 0.03923 321 206 76 39
149 Hey, isn't that your ex ? 1.4796 0.03815 319 200 85 34
150 I find them pedestrian 1.4774 0.03895 310 196 80 34
151 A clever appropriation of the Lascaux cave paintings, don't you think? 1.4763 0.03726 317 196 91 30
152 Do your folks know you're now modeling in the nude? 1.4760 0.03841 313 197 83 33
153 Ah, so this is where the buck stops. 1.4760 0.04198 313 211 55 47
154 This is from his Headlights Period. 1.4759 0.04017 311 202 70 39
155 This is a substantial improvement over her "yield" period. 1.4757 0.03984 309 199 73 37
156 She wants big bucks for it. 1.4735 0.03970 302 193 75 34
157 I love his yellow period 1.4714 0.03786 297 183 88 26
158 Late Human work. They became extinct after an orange man pressed a red button. 1.4714 0.04372 297 204 46 47
159 This one stopped me in my tracks. 1.4694 0.04106 294 192 66 36
160 It says the artist painted these during his reflective period. 1.4694 0.04020 294 189 72 33
161 This is why I don’t care for his later work. It’s so commercial. I literally see cheap copies of these everywhere I go. 1.4692 0.04184 292 193 61 38
162 I understand the artist will be taking this collection out on the road? 1.4671 0.04328 289 196 51 42
163 Just don't look up at the lights, Andrew. Andrew? Andrew? 1.4671 0.04011 289 185 73 31
164 I don't know Mel, I thinking using car headlights for the lighting is a little too conceptual. 1.4634 0.04031 287 185 71 31
165 No wonder they keep hitting us - their signs are all in museums. 1.4632 0.04445 272 185 48 39
166 Sure, his work is everywhere, but I still don't get it 1.4632 0.04112 285 186 66 33
167 Not bad for street art. 1.4626 0.03935 281 177 78 26
168 Do you ever feel that you're not the audience? 1.4610 0.03991 269 169 76 24
169 It used to be a deer crossing before Trump built The Wall 1.4601 0.04334 276 186 53 37
170 In my day, crossing was more of an adventure. 1.4599 0.04202 274 180 62 32
171 Try to see it from the driver’s perspective. 1.4599 0.04202 274 180 62 32
172 I saw his installation on I-95. It stopped me dead in my tracks. 1.4596 0.04413 272 185 49 38
173 Oh for heavens sake dear, I meant nice rack, as in antlers. 1.4593 0.04407 270 183 50 37
174 You may very well call it art, but I call it signage. 1.4576 0.03934 271 170 78 23
175 Dan hit a human last week. 1.4576 0.03969 271 171 76 24
176 She finally left me to get the big bucks. 1.4572 0.04193 269 176 63 30
177 Her "Headlights" exhibition was breathtaking. 1.4572 0.04226 269 177 61 31
178 It's a little pedestrian. 1.4569 0.04475 267 183 46 38
179 Much less pedestrian than his earlier works. 1.4569 0.04046 267 170 72 25
180 And in those days, everyone used all four feet. 1.4569 0.04283 267 177 58 32
181 Like all good art, suddenly it hits you. 1.4549 0.04193 266 174 63 29
182 The civilization that created such art must have had great respect for our species. 1.4549 0.03950 266 167 77 22
183 We've got to get over our victim mentality. 1.4545 0.04042 264 168 72 24
184 I could see how you could get struck by this. 1.4514 0.04156 257 166 66 25
185 I knew her before she became a model. 1.4510 0.04029 255 161 73 21
186 It's a van Doe 1.4506 0.04421 253 170 52 31
187 Someday we'll be able to cross wherever we damn well please. 1.4486 0.04612 214 140 52 22
188 Are you sure it's an original? It looks very similar to one I saw southeast of Denver on Highway 40. 1.4484 0.04398 252 169 53 30
189 I don't know, they look harmless enough to me. Shouldn't the warning be a silhouette of a car? 1.4480 0.04387 250 167 54 29
190 After the accident one senses a certain vulnerability ...in his works... 1.4480 0.04531 250 171 46 33
191 Simplistic - yes. Still I can't help but feel a sense of impending peril. 1.4480 0.04044 250 158 72 20
192 ... in the days before we started shooting back. 1.4476 0.04450 248 167 51 30
193 I'd hit that. 1.4472 0.04514 246 167 48 31
194 D.O.T.'s masterpiece. Unfortunately, we know so little about him. 1.4463 0.04299 242 158 60 24
195 No, it’s Romanticism. Realism would have bullet holes. 1.4462 0.04446 251 170 50 31
196 I knew him when he was still painting stop signs. 1.4453 0.04197 247 160 64 23
197 I thought this was a stag show. 1.4453 0.04388 247 165 54 28
198 Fox News was right, we were being targeted. 1.4453 0.04274 247 162 60 25
199 frankly i have seen better art in a cave. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
200 As if we needed permission. 1.4444 0.04364 243 161 56 26
201 Static and maternal, yet haunted by a certain "caught in the headlights" sense of impending doom. 1.4440 0.04390 241 160 55 26
202 Aren't they lovely? The artist is a deer friend of mine... 1.4440 0.04430 241 161 53 27
203 It's a matter of depth perception; is this a mother with child, or is it 2 deer . . .one near and the other far? 1.4417 0.04282 240 157 60 23
204 I know a cave where you can see this sort of stuff for free. 1.4383 0.04304 235 154 59 22
205 The lighting really brings you to a standstill 1.4383 0.04590 235 161 45 29
206 These humans haven't come very far since the days of their crude cave paintings. 1.4383 0.04429 235 157 53 25
207 I don't know what it means but I like it. 1.4383 0.04175 235 151 65 19
208 This is really very pedestrian. 1.4383 0.04669 235 163 41 31
209 Street art just looks wrong in a gallery 1.4378 0.04498 233 157 50 26
210 I still prefer his Moose Period. 1.4372 0.04526 231 156 49 26
211 "This is a departure for him. He's been in such a rut lately". 1.4372 0.04526 231 156 49 26
212 Do you feel objectified? 1.4372 0.04484 231 155 51 25
213 Where have I seen this before? 1.4367 0.04295 229 149 60 20
214 This is Gary's Yellow Period. 1.4367 0.04555 229 155 48 26
215 Why are they walking on all fours? 1.4367 0.04384 229 151 56 22
216 The plural of deer is deer? 1.4342 0.04440 228 152 53 23
217 I'm not sure why, but each work seems to express the fleeting nature of existence. 1.4342 0.04483 228 153 51 24
218 This one is called "Madonna and Blitzen." 1.4342 0.04652 228 157 43 28
219 Innocence, but with a sense of foreboding. 1.4342 0.04262 228 148 61 19
220 My kid could paint that. 1.4336 0.04379 226 149 56 21
221 He's brilliant with profiles, but nothing brings out a subject's eyes like headlights. 1.4324 0.04702 222 153 42 27
222 This is hopelessly derivative. But I like that there are no bullet holes. 1.4323 0.04718 229 160 39 30
223 This would go great in our driveway. 1.4299 0.04584 221 150 47 24
224 You've seen one Madonna and Child, you've seen them all. 1.4299 0.04673 221 152 43 26
225 I like it, but where would we put it? 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
226 I actually prefer his Leaping Period. 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
227 This is still considered pornography to some conservative groups. 1.4292 0.04523 219 147 50 22
228 Is the one on the left smaller, or just further away? 1.4279 0.04389 215 141 56 18
229 Let's not walk home. 1.4272 0.04517 213 142 51 20
230 What do I see? The artist seems to be addressing it only from the car's perspective. 1.4265 0.04396 211 138 56 17
231 This one's only a buck. 1.4252 0.04784 214 149 39 26
232 It was from his "Crossings" Period. 1.4238 0.04459 210 139 53 18
233 It makes me cross when they’re unsigned. 1.4238 0.04804 210 146 39 25
234 I heard he started on I-87. 1.4238 0.04408 210 138 55 17
235 She took Bambi and walked out on me. All she left was a deer John note. 1.4238 0.04851 210 147 37 26
236 I'm feeling a sense of.... caution, alertness. 1.4238 0.04303 210 136 59 15
237 Well, it's no 'Falling Rock.' 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
238 I waited by one these signs for weeks and never saw a damn doe. 1.4203 0.04756 207 143 41 23
239 The lack of bullet holes indicates an outstanding example of the genre. 1.4203 0.04756 207 143 41 23
240 They draw even worse than they drive. 1.4195 0.05103 174 119 37 18
241 It's well worth two bucks, but is it art, my deer? 1.4195 0.04480 205 136 52 17
242 They're all a bit pedestrian, don't you think? 1.4195 0.04739 205 141 42 22
243 We can't be certain, but we're fairly confident it's an original Jane Doe. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
244 Maybe it's something about these two beams of light, but I just can't look away. 1.4187 0.04564 203 136 49 18
245 I don't know; it seems a little pedestrian to me. 1.4187 0.04773 203 140 41 22
246 I see a lot of myself in his work 1.4187 0.04874 203 142 37 24
247 They're just road signs. Next thing you know, soup cans will be considered real art. 1.4187 0.04345 203 132 57 14
248 It would be more effective if it were a picture of a speeding car. 1.4187 0.04973 203 144 33 26
249 I wanted to be a model, but I'm not comfortable with people staring at my rack. 1.4179 0.04859 201 140 38 23
250 See how the child is leading the mother? Remarkable insight. 1.4179 0.04649 201 136 46 19
251 I wish they'd leave children out of it. 1.4179 0.04595 201 135 48 18
252 At last, an art exhibit I can understand. 1.4158 0.04468 202 134 52 16
253 My grandfather still talks about walking on all fours. 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
254 His Madonna and Fawn is a feminist credo with overtones of existential angst while Stag at Dawn is a show of masculine domination. On the other hand, his Rampant Stag is so derivative and deserves no better fate than to be hung by the side of a road. 1.4150 0.05076 200 144 29 27
255 I see myself in the entire exhibition. 1.4150 0.04609 200 135 47 18
256 I've just never found Nudes to be interesting. 1.4141 0.04642 198 134 46 18
257 I probably won't get it until its too late. 1.4141 0.04910 198 139 36 23
258 I find his new work rather pedestrian. 1.4141 0.04910 198 139 36 23
259 It strikes me as cautionary. 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
260 It just doesn't say "WATCH OUT!" to me. 1.4127 0.04857 189 130 40 19
261 Pedestrian 1.4124 0.04930 194 136 36 22
262 I'm not usually a fan of Asian Art, but this Deer Xing speaks to me. 1.4124 0.04476 194 128 52 14
263 Was he ever that young? Were you ever that thin? 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
264 Still never any acknowledgment of stay-at-home dads. 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
265 Zero-emissions, they never heard it coming... 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
266 I just find his work so pedestrian. 1.4124 0.04821 194 134 40 20
267 It's a wonder our ancestors survived at all, really. 1.4108 0.04560 185 122 50 13
268 Yep, that's my wife Margaret and our son, Allan. That picture is famous all over the world now, and they didn't get a dime posing for it. 1.4108 0.04429 185 120 54 11
269 Another clever social statement, Mortimer. The bucks run free while the doe is left to shepherd the fawn across the road. 1.4091 0.04468 198 132 51 15
270 What kind of artist entitles this "Deer in the Headlights"? 1.4084 0.04520 191 127 50 14
271 Way too cautious for my taste. 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
272 Ironically, the artist jumped in front of car last month. They're worth millions now. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
273 Why do they always make us cross in the middle of the highway? 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
274 It looks like everyone came stag to the opening. 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
275 Bambi and his mom, just before... well, you know 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
276 It seems that we must have been worshiped by the extinct homo sapiens 1.4064 0.04947 187 131 36 20
277 Now this one's definitely "middle-of-the-road." 1.4064 0.04769 187 128 42 17
278 Call me old fashioned, but I'm not a big fan of nudes. 1.4064 0.04829 187 129 40 18
279 We could have saved 20 dollars and seen it on Route 109. 1.4062 0.05342 160 112 31 17
280 Highway-life imitating Art. 1.4054 0.05102 185 132 31 22
281 Works for me, but will humans pay attention? 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
282 The antlers seem to follow you no matter where you stand 1.4054 0.04744 185 126 43 16
283 I prefer the angst of the artist's later Headlights Period. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
284 I don't know, I'm finding the new works a bit pedestrian. 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
285 It speaks to me of the fragility of our lives in the face of unyielding technology. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
286 It speaks to me, because, in a way, we're all crossing. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
287 No bullet holes. Probably a fake. 1.4011 0.05219 182 132 27 23
288 It was a dangerous time for our people. 1.4000 0.04634 180 121 46 13
289 A Madonna and Child—it must be from his early period. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
290 If I recall, this one is "Madonna and child" by Elk Greco. 1.4000 0.05142 180 129 30 21
291 Does looking at these make you cross? 1.4000 0.05082 180 128 32 20
292 This one doesn't jump off the canvas like his others. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
293 I liked it better when he just did big soup cans. 1.4000 0.04895 180 125 38 17
294 And here the artist bucks the classsical school with a radical feminist perspective, challenging motorists' misconceptions with respect to windshield replacement theory. 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
295 I understand the artist also does Stop signs. 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
296 I understand it was their last picture together. 1.3977 0.05037 176 124 34 18
297 A bit pedestrian, in my opinion. 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
298 I'd pay a buck for it. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
299 So, if I don't have a fawn or a large rack, which restroom should I use? 1.3977 0.05102 176 125 32 19
300 It's how the humans viewed us before the uprising. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
301 This is his first indoor showing. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
302 She was always so beautiful in the headlights 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
303 I posed nude for that one. 1.3966 0.04878 174 120 39 15
304 The artist really captured that "caught in the headlights" look. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
305 Acknowledging single mothers, I like it! 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
306 There's absolutely no context. I don't get it. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
307 They didn't pay attention until we started carrying the Lyme ticks. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
308 The use of headlights is stunning. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
309 They distracted motorists so the DOT replaced them with crosswalks. 1.3931 0.05226 173 125 28 20
310 I think it says something about the fragility of life. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
311 I have no idea what the artist is trying to say. 1.3918 0.05270 171 124 27 20
312 'I can almost hear the cars' 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
313 I remember when that was taken. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
314 It doesn't really stop you in your tracks, does it? 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
315 These things are wasted on the highway. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
316 Wildlife art. Really, it's just one step up from oil on velvet. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
317 I've always found the works of the New Hampshire Department of Transportation to be a tad pretentious. 1.3905 0.05382 169 124 24 21
318 It's OK, if you like still life. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
319 she looks like my first wife 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
320 He's made great strides as a crossover artist. 1.3905 0.05181 169 121 30 18
321 This truly captures the plight of the single mother. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
322 And this one, son, cautions the consequences of unprotected rutting. 1.3892 0.05226 167 120 29 18
323 A little pedestrian for my tastes. 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
324 I dated her 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
325 20,000 years later and still can't hold a candle to the ones at Lascaux. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
326 One has to wonder, are they ever going to cross? 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
327 Who painted this one?" "Van Doe. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
328 I still miss Mom. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
329 This is all very nice, but you notice that they don't show you any with the guys in the orange vests holding rifles. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
330 ... and while I don’t do impressions, I was impressed with the impressionistic impress. 1.3827 0.05408 162 119 24 19
331 It's how the humans viewed us before the revolution. 1.3827 0.05116 162 115 32 15
332 Clearly, they idolized us. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
333 The warning signs were all there, but so often we just ignored them. That's the real tragedy. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
334 It says the artist never lived to see his success. 1.3827 0.05336 162 118 26 18
335 Another one from his yellow period. 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
336 This is her most pedestrian effort yet. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
337 I could do that. 1.3827 0.05408 162 119 24 19
338 You know, I don't miss humans but they sure could draw! 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
339 Tell me again how mom died. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
340 Don't get me wrong, it's a great piece. I just can't keep my eyes off the recessed lighting. 1.3827 0.05116 162 115 32 15
341 Humans had a very limited vocabulary as you can see by these hieroglyphics 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
342 Alas, the winning entry is wrong. The cartoon image is not of stocks, but of a pillory. Stocks were the seats at which you thrust your legs through two holes.. The apparatus where you put head and arms through holes is called the pillory. 1.3813 0.05939 160 125 9 26
343 Too bad they're all unsigned. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
344 I've always felt something is lost when street art is commodified. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
345 I just remember her as a dirty double-crosser 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
346 I don't really understand what the artist is trying to say. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
347 I’ve got a year-old fawn who can draw better than this. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
348 The show goes on for the next two miles. 1.3806 0.05436 155 113 25 17
349 So why the hell don't they put up the signs where we can cross?? 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
350 My fawn could paint that. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
351 Beautiful, but honestly, I could do without the "doe a deer...." soundtrack! 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
352 It's believed that primitive man once used these signs as warnings of our take-over. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
353 I never much cared for the stuff from his Yellow Period. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
354 Other openings have refreshments. I's appreciate this more if i had some pinot noir and a salt lick. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
355 His work is getting a little cautious, don't you think? 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
356 I'm glad they took these signs down for the exhibit, even if it did cost a few bucks. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
357 I feel like I've seen this work before. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
358 These are ancient drawings made by humans before we took over... 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
359 This piece represents the post-Antler period. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
360 They say his art is dangerous, but away from the highway, it just seems derivative. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
361 Racial profiling is everywhere... 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
362 Can you believe our grandparents had to deal with humans driving their own cars? 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
363 I believe the silhouettes represent the duality of nature 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
364 Really makes you slow down and look, doesn't it? 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
365 This is a nice tribute and all, but they did replace these signs, right? 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
366 I can't focus without headlights. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
367 I don't really get it. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
368 He never really did come out of his Yellow Period. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
369 By not including the bullet holes he begs us to ponder. A world without hunters or a world where hunters are too drunk to hit the sign? 1.3750 0.05508 152 112 23 17
370 I'm glad we saw this before the collection goes on the road. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
371 I remember. I met her at a stag party. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
372 It’s well executed, but I’m not wild about street art. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
373 You can just feel the headlights 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
374 I still think having a car on the sign would be a more effective warning. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
375 These are nice but I'd avoid the headlight exhibit, I was stuck there for hours. 1.3709 0.05448 151 111 24 16
376 All I can say is, I hope nobody thinks we really look like this. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
377 Personally, I don't approve of nudes. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
378 Too much negative space. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
379 So that's how you were spending your Thursday afternoons; posing in the nude for some hack artist. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
380 I could never get into street art. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
381 His early work could really stop traffic. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
382 It's so pedestrian. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
383 I remember when we used to walk on four legs 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
384 This one is rather pedestrian, no? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
385 I mean, I get it...but I don't really GET it. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
386 I'm sorry, Phil. This artwork does not inspire me. It's the kind stuff you would see on the side of the road! 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
387 His work really reflects us. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
388 I don't know...something about it makes me cross. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
389 I see it as a cautionary tale reduced to it's basic forms. 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
390 It’s too cautious. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
391 I'm just not sure people will see where he's coming from. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
392 Perhaps it's a sign. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
393 I'd never noticed, but you're right. They do always depict the woman looking after the little one and the man bounding off alone. 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
394 I'd have loved to see what Charles Addams would have done with this. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
395 Where's Gary Larson when I need him? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
396 I think it's called "Madonna with Fawn." 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
397 Call me old fashioned, but I still think we look better in the headlights 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
398 I call this one "Drive like your kids live here." 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
399 I never really understood the perspective of the "Express Way" artists, but then it hit me. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
400 Why do they always make it look like we walk around on our hands? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
401 I find it rather deerivative. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
402 It's from his Hazard Yellow Period. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
403 It really stops you in your tracks. 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
404 Sadly derivative. 1.3630 0.04773 135 91 39 5
405 It's definitely stronger than the duck crossing exhibit 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
406 It is the lack of bullet holes that makes this such a rare and exquisite collection. 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
407 These signs were supposedly produced by the human species before they became extinct from our deer tick. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
408 At least it's not a soup can. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
409 So this is what the Buick sees. 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
410 Reminds you of your own mortality, doesn't it? 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
411 It doesn't capture the `staring into the headlights` moment. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
412 It says "On loan from the Wisconsin Department of Transportation." 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
413 I love how the artist has captured the nuanced oppression 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
414 I do love the classics. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
415 I'm telling you, the one on Route 429 is the original. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
416 My fawn could draw that. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
417 And this is supposed to stop traffic? 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
418 It lacks the urgency of his other work. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
419 My theme was absent fathers. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
420 It's a bit too pedestrian. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
421 I TOLD you we should have gotten the audio guide. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
422 This one is from just before Bambi's dark phase. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
423 Seriously, using headlights to illuminate the images is in poor taste. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
424 You wouldn't know the artist was in a rut before painting this. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
425 "It's called, "Headlights"! "I could stand here all day and just stare"! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
426 The artist is clearly at a crossroads. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
427 Where is this glorious yellow land? I find it quite calming. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
428 We're feeling out the art market before sending them to the Department of Transportation. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
429 He really captures the essence of crossing. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
430 Why do I have an overwhelming urge to cross the road? 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
431 Son, now you see what I saw in your mom. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
432 I posed for that picture with your grandma way back in 2014. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
433 Something about the lighting in this gallery... it's like I can't move 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
434 Genius the way he always uses the yellow and black. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
435 It's peaceful but with an aura of danger around it. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
436 It's shocking that the government pays artists to paint nudes. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
437 Here we are, standing at the intersection of life and art. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
438 It's from his venison period. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
439 Two-dimensional art is profiling, and three-dimensional is taxidermy. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
440 The artist makes us appear so one dimensional 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
441 His work has finally gone from street art to high art. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
442 Some view his work was a warning to all of us. 1.3556 0.05804 135 102 18 15
443 I used to date the model, you know. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
444 Don’t you think it would be more effective if the headlights were positioned behind us? 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
445 His "In The Headlights" paintings were much more realistic. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
446 After a while, they all start to look alike. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
447 If they only crossed where this sign was,they'd still be here. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
448 These signs used to tell humans to look out for us, before we took over. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
449 Representational,with a tonality of the abstract. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
450 What do you think it means?" "Well, Deer, I think it's a sign. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
451 I didn’t know she had a baby 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
452 I call it Bambi Gestalt. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
453 I could do without the headlights. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
454 Let's stay here until hunting season is over. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
455 These are all just such tired clichés. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
456 Look, this one is signed Jane Doe! 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
457 She always has to play the Bambi card. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
458 This, of course, is an idealization of the parent-child relationship. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
459 The bucks stop here. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
460 It’s quite abstract, but I imagine this piece is intended to represent love, family and death. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
461 I guess it's true, art really does imitate life. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
462 The signs were there, yet no one saw it coming. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
463 They're charging a buck and a half for it. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
464 It's too derivative 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
465 It's all art 'til someone sticks a red nose on it. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
466 And yet for every life his roadside art saved, two were lost by informing hunters of our whereabouts. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
467 It's from his "yellow" period. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
468 The buck didn't stop there. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
469 And I've got just the perfect spot...the crest of that big hill on Hwy. 32. 1.3462 0.05749 130 98 19 13
470 Just because they're nudes doesn't mean they're art. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
471 But then came the rebellion. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
472 I've never much cared for symbolism. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
473 So, do you think this is really where the buck stops? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
474 I pay for four years of art school and this is what he does? 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
475 I don't like the way it's always a doe and a fawn. It makes it seem we bucks can't be good parents, too. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
476 And with this one, don't worry if it's doe or buck — it's a family restroom. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
477 And yet underneath the idyllic facade I sense the threat of sudden violence. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
478 About time they put in a family bathroom. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
479 I've always been fond of his Yellow Period. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
480 I'm guessing cave paintings of some sort. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
481 He was one of our finest crossover artists. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
482 These models set an impossible standard. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
483 This entire exhibit is a diversion. We need tunnels, overpasses, and lower speed limits. 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
484 Yes, of all his allegories, this one best serves as a caution to us all. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
485 Yes, my Son, that's your Grandma and I 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
486 This painting caught Walt's eye, and the next thing I knew, I was Bambi. Hate that name, but it still pays the bills. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
487 It's a shame his work has gotten so political. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
488 I think the artist is trying to tell us something important. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
489 I think his work is too safe. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
490 The artist displays a startling lack of perspective. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
491 These NRA-sponsored shows drive me crazy.... Why I still come I just don't know. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
492 Would it be wrong to call it impactful? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
493 I actually like his earlier work...STOP......CURVES AHEAD....and 50 MPH. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
494 I really like it when the aesthetic meets the practical. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
495 The headlights shining down sort of bring it to life. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
496 It lacks depth. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
497 Does this sign make me look fat? 1.3413 0.05980 126 97 15 14
498 I'm starting to think we shouldn't be here. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
499 Frankly, I find the artists depiction of deer continually crossing roads, both clichéd and degrading. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
500 You really think we all look alike? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
501 Just looks like another Jane Doe to me. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
502 His early work with the DOT was very fruitful. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
503 You’d think we never learned how to cross a road. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
504 The headlights in the ceiling really tie it all together. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
505 For some reason, this is the one that leapt out at me. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
506 I've seen the original on Interstate 90 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
507 The artist asks us, why DO deer cross the road? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
508 I’m just curious – why always yellow? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
509 Just another cautionary tale. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
510 We paid a buck to see this????? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
511 This worked better as an art installation on I-80. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
512 Pastoral? Sure ...but layered with impending doom. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
513 Too soon. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
514 I'm not a big fan of his yellow period 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
515 Well, to me it speaks to the fragility of life in an uncaring universe 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
516 I find it rather pedestrian. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
517 It's creepy how the eyes follow you. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
518 Realism? It's like he thinks we only ever go the left. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
519 I'd hit that. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
520 I'm beginning to sense a theme in this artisr's work. 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
521 Pietà on Rte. 17. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
522 Frankly, I've seen better on the side of the road. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
523 Sure I've seen the copies. But the originals take my breath away. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
524 Yes, this was before we could drive and own humans as slaves. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
525 I hate it when the artist plays it safe! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
526 You see...a long time ago, we needed protection... 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
527 It's very pedestrian. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
528 The artist seems to be in a rut. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
529 I really do miss my mother. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
530 It's not that I question the artist's skill, but without the bullet holes, there's no passion. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
531 This one is two bucks. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
532 Ugh - not another Madonna and Child! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
533 There's something about it that stops me in my tracks. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
534 Which restroom? I never know anymore! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
535 It says these were road signs from the Industrial era; when we walked on all fours. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
536 I find it rather deerivative. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
537 My five year old could do these. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
538 I was the model for this one. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
539 Definitely a pro-life statement disguised as a traffic hazard sign. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
540 Someone's going to pay big bucks for that one. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
541 Just another unrealistic body expectation. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
542 That's funny. What do females know about routes? 1.3333 0.05962 123 95 15 13
543 I just can't get into street art. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
544 So, back then, they had to use 4 legs to walk, eh. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
545 He's more famous as a street artist 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
546 Black really does take off ten pounds. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
547 It does kind of make you want to slow down, doesn't it? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
548 I know this is sexist, but I'd give my left antler for an ungulate like that. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
549 There's something pessimistic about it... 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
550 Those headlights really capture our silhouettes perfectly. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
551 I had no idea they were warned. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
552 The headlights were bearing down on me, but I just stood there, like a... I don't know what. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
553 It's the subtext that appeals to me. What are they crossing to? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
554 This baby on board thing has just gone too far. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
555 It's okay but it needs a few bullet holes. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
556 I love the way it reflects the light. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
557 Nice rump. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
558 With self-driving cars, this artist has become obsolete. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
559 And this one put you and your brother through college. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
560 Finally! Two subjects, no antlers, and no prancing. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
561 Maybe I'm a deer in the headlights, but I just don't see this as art. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
562 No, I clearly see them as a warning to modern society. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
563 I could have painted that. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
564 I find his later work to be a bit cautious. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
565 Before we took over, these were highway signs. 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
566 “You can almost see the light as it moves towards them. Bright and brilliant and... what was I saying? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
567 I find this series rather pedestrian. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
568 I feel like the artist has reached a crossroads. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
569 That is definitely from his "Bambi" period. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
570 I'm captivated by his use of headlights. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
571 I see it's on loan from Highway 74. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
572 His work still has impact. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
573 Why are they using their arms to walk! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
574 Nudes yet again. Tasteless, if you ask me. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
575 When I said, 'Show me a sign, dear,' this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
576 Why are all the does shown in typically domestic roles? 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
577 I was young and naive. I needed the money. You wouldn't understand. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
578 Can you believe we share 98.8 percent of our DNA with them? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
579 You just can't top the classics. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
580 Derivative. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
581 It's a shame humans don't have these kinda warning signs for politicians. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
582 I preferred his moose series. They had more impact. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
583 I love his work in headlights. 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
584 I think the minimalism expresses a sense of imminent doom 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
585 My five-month old fawn could have painted that. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
586 I like it, but I prefer his "slippery when wet" period. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
587 it doesn't capture the anxiety of the hedlights 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
588 My theory is that the humans worshiped us as gods. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
589 Wholesome, innocent... a departure from his usual stag fare. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
590 It begs the question: “where are they going?” 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
591 This masterpiece beautifully illustrates motherhood with a hint of impending danger. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
592 Yes, it's an offensive stereotype, but as a commentary on gender roles, it succeeds. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
593 Mommy Deerest. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
594 Crossover art at its finest. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
595 I could have done without the headlights. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
596 It's just so...literal. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
597 Ah. Verdeer's Madonna and Child. 1.3182 0.06318 110 87 11 12
598 This one definitely shows my best side. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
599 Is this really what humans think we do all day? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
600 I never realized how photogenic we are. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
601 "Mother and child", his best work so far. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
602 I'm still earning royalties for this one. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
603 Pedestrian at best. 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
604 Rather pedestrian, I'd say. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
605 This is a shadow of his former work. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
606 The fact that these are on loan from the highway department is disturbing. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
607 Remember when we used to think these signs meant they were onto us? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
608 I just don't see any sense of urgency here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
609 The lighting in here is all wrong. The two lights, yes... but it seems like they should be coming from behind us. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
610 Now the Lascaux cave in France -- that's a museum! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
611 The artist's name is John Doe. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
612 I love the symbolism 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
613 She never told me she was pregnant. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
614 There's something about his work that just jumps out at you. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
615 Yeah, Stan saw the symbolism – right before he saw the 18-wheeler. 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
616 Unlike Dad and Gramps, Mom really was a car stopper. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
617 Turns out he didn't really paint them,he just found them along the roadway. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
618 I'd slow down for girls like that 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
619 In Montana they shoot the signs too 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
620 I feel like it's a sign. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
621 He does silhouettes because it's so hard to hold the brush in his hoof. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
622 Very nuanced, just a hint of oncoming headlight. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
623 I just don’t get it 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
624 I don't know...I just don't think street art has the same impact in the gallery. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
625 How about a sign that says, " Don't shoot us in the head while we're drinking water from a stream. " 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
626 Son, These are just signs on the road to hell. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
627 Why, my dear, would you want to cross the road? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
628 The artist claims that you need to be travelling at about 60 MPH to really get the gist. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
629 If the art weren't bad enough, the headlights in the ceiling are downright offensive. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
630 Why do the women and kids get to walk on all fours? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
631 I often wonder what it would be like if I had chosen the road less traveled. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
632 For the last time: it doesn’t make you look fat. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
633 Oscar Wilde may have coined the phrase "Life Imitates Art " But I bet he never had to dodge a 40 Ton Semi... 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
634 These date back before we got the guns. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
635 It's an image that truly encapsulates the existential angst of our times 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
636 No, I get it. But is it art? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
637 Not bad, but hardly worth a thousand bucks. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
638 Wow, can you believe we used to live like this? 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
639 That two-legged hack can call it art all he wants. I call it cultural appropriation. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
640 What are your thoughts on gun control? 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
641 ‘Mother with fawn.’ It’s an Interstate Highway System original. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
642 What are we? Animals?! 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
643 oh dear 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
644 Human art is just so....generic. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
645 It's one thing to read about, but to actually see them on all fours...that's really something. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
646 This one's so good I can see the ticks. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
647 Can you believe they used to let the humans drive? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
648 This is far better than his duck series. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
649 They're in Boca now, living off the residuals. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
650 His yellow / diamond period was so attention grabbing 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
651 I've seen his work all my life but I never considered it fine art. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
652 I think this would look really nice on our street. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
653 Yes this one; it supports family values. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
654 Amazing how progressive they were to depict a single-parent family 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
655 Every time you look closely at a classic, you find something new. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
656 Ironically, this was the last one he painted before being hit by a truck. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
657 It's nice, but not as captivating as the headlight exhibit. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
658 Mind if we sit down? These hooves are killing me. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
659 The picture itself doesn't really speak to me, but in these lights I just can't stop staring at it. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
660 I can't believe our ancestors used to walk on four legs. These primitive art drawings are a real window into our distant past. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
661 There's no need to fawn over this one my deer. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
662 Did our ancestors really used to walk on all fours like that? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
663 Ralph might still be with us if these were hung outside. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
664 I guess the buck stops here. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
665 It’s the latest from Vincent van Doe 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
666 Black deers matter 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
667 You left out my antlers 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
668 If humans were so advanced, why were their drawings so primitive? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
669 His work was a warning to us all 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
670 Couldn’t be mine..I don’t recognize the mom. What about you? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
671 Notice the absence of bullet holes, forcing us to confront our complacency between predatory events. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
672 It's great to see black actors in such multidimensional roles. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
673 You know, we DO walk left to right occasionally. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
674 This ancient art -- I just don't get. Did humans think all we did was cross roads? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
675 I hate still life. 1.3084 0.04678 107 75 31 1
676 Pre-children, Parenthood, Empty Nester! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
677 That was painted after he cut off his tail. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
678 This is a step up from his Falling Rocks series. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
679 typical Typical the father is always left out of the picture 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
680 Bambi Warhol 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
681 Your nudes are really coming along. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
682 Yes dear, that does look like Fawn when she was a baby. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
683 Profound use of silhouette by the artist. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
684 If we pass this defensive walking course, our life insurance premiums will go down 10% for the next three years. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
685 Here we see some of Rudolph's early modeling work, before the nose job. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
686 It's a meadowfor. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
687 The artist recently received a National Endowment for the Arts grant, and his work appears on highways nationally now. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
688 Because fathers aren't considered important, that's why. 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
689 And yet we still don’t know why the deer crossed the road! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
690 To me, it's subversive: the flattened picture plane, the absence of landscape suggests a subtle, yet distinct, note of malice, of danger, in what is otherwise an ordinary scene of domestic tranquility. What do you think? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
691 Interesting fact, dear: In 2020, as the NRA expanded its sphere of influence, these signs were removed from roadways because they were considered to interfere with the inalienable right of driving a car. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
692 Are we supposed to imagine the absentee father just out gallivanting around? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
693 It's quite a shift from the earlier 'Children at Play' era! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
694 The works are so popular. You see them almost everywhere. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
695 Restored restroom signs from the pre-gender-neutral era. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
696 The values skyrocket during hunting season. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
697 These works are pretty pedestrian. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
698 I've heard his work kills upstate. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
699 Why do they paint us always in a yellow field? -where is the greenery ? Or the sky ? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
700 It's so humbling to realize they thought of us as gods. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
701 See, it is believed that our ancestors were four legged creatures. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
702 Evocative. I almost see headlights. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
703 It's called portrait of the artist as a young buck 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
704 Why are they crawling on all fours? 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
705 Now, the dramatic rendering of this Madonna and Child is quite evocative. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
706 I prefer his earlier work. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
707 Although the artist is famous for his self-portraits, this rare work of his wife and young son is my favorite. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
708 Yes, Dear... those were taken of your Uncle Ned's family just before I-295 was completed. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
709 This is art? Even my kid could do this—if she hadn't been hit by a car, that is. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
710 As if we're the problem... 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
711 His minimalist style sublimely emphasizes the grace and majesty his subjects had in life, which provides perfect counter-balance to the underlying theme of our own mortality. It is quite esoteric, really. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
712 Sigh. Now the feminists have ruined another male tradition. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
713 Huh. You're right. He does look like me. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
714 If you say 'the buck stops here' one more time, I'm leaving. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
715 At least this one isn't riddled with bullet holes... 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
716 And here we have Madonna with Child. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
717 Life was simpler as a quadruped. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
718 Well that's surprising... they call this exhibit "Deer in Headlights." 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
719 The use of offspring feels manipulative in this piece. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
720 The fawn can stay for now because she was born here, but we're worried about the mother. She's Canadian. 1.3000 0.06590 100 81 8 11
721 I'm sorry, but, I still think it's insulting to charge two bucks admission. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
722 No offence Buck, but this is the most boring stag party I've ever been to! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
723 From his Headlights period. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
724 It’s signage from when humans drove. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
725 Nice, but a little sentimental for my taste. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
726 It's either the art or those lights, but I just can't look away. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
727 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
728 ...and yet the color palette suggests looming danger. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
729 If I may quote Homer....'Doe!' 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
730 I just don't buy that they're really in the headlights. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
731 Mother and child, classic nude. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
732 These unrealistic standards of beauty undermine healthy body image and self esteem. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
733 As a painter, he hasn’t grown since his last show, “CATTLE XING”. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
734 I took that one at Yellowstone last summer. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
735 It's Warhol meets Lascaux. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
736 I think this stuff belongs out on the street. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
737 At least you can tell what this artist is driving at. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
738 It's so rare to find one without bullet holes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
739 Well this buck stops here. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
740 “Actually I much prefer his earlier work with the bullet holes. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
741 Look at this Harry, the gals and kids get a protected road crossing and we have to run for our lives. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
742 Apparently this one was just before the divorce. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
743 I posed for that right before I signed to do that Disney feature. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
744 It lacks the gravitas of his earlier work. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
745 Since you ask, Marvin, I find it rather shallow and pedantic. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
746 This is the sign of our times: single doe with fawn and no buck in the picture. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
747 But is it art though? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
748 It's always single moms. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
749 Things were so different before we learned to drive 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
750 I came here expecting a stag show - what are they thinking? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
751 It says this one's on loan from the Taconic State Parkway. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
752 This is crossing the line. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
753 A thousand bucks? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
754 Your attention please. The Far Side museum will be closing in 15 minutes. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
755 We were at his opening on Route 8. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
756 It's a little too "deer in the headlights" for my taste. 1.2947 0.04703 95 67 28 0
757 I wonder how Jackson Pollock would have painted us. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
758 Why is it ALWAYS the guys who get to leap? 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
759 Amazing, no bullet holes through any of these. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
760 It's certainly more straightforward than his work with the chicken. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
761 It isn't signed. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
762 It's clichéd, but it speaks to me. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
763 Outsider art at its worst. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
764 These must be from Salvadeer Doeli's less famous I-95 period. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
765 Frankly, his yellow period is overrated. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
766 This one really jumps out at me. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
767 The artist has exhaustively explored the Madonna-Child paradigm. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
768 Can someone dim the headlights? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
769 A truck almost hit me while I was taking this picture. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
770 It speaks to the impermanence of life. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
771 Cute, but it lacks impact. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
772 I hear his works have quadrupled in value since he was run over crossing the highway. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
773 Post-modernist irony, my antlers! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
774 Ironically, the car had a baby on board sign. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
775 I can't look away. 1.2917 0.06609 96 78 8 10
776 These are all works by Vincent van Doe. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
777 Well, he's obviously not in it for the bucks. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
778 At the height of their evolution, those extinct humans did really care about us. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
779 I just can't look away. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
780 'Didn't Jane tell you she would be posing nude?' 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
781 It is nice to see that deer lives matter. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
782 I don't care how provocative it is. I wouldn't want it in my living room! 1.2917 0.04663 96 68 28 0
783 Share the road am I right? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
784 Shhhhh.... I’m reflecting. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
785 Yes, these early examples at communication among our ancient ancestors have been found in patterns across various landscapes, were they for navigation, or warning, we just do not know. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
786 Inspiring- we should post caution signs with hunter silhouettes in our forest. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
787 I know they're just spotlights, but I'm still stunned. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
788 I just don’t appreciate the Doedoe movement. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
789 I take umbrage with this one. Junior would never be in the lead. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
790 Yes dear, you're much better looking. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
791 It's a nice departure from the Headlight series. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
792 We need car-crossing signs. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
793 And to think they thought they'd outlast us. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
794 This works for me on a purely sentimental level. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
795 Just between us, I miss those days of chewing fresh grass on all fours. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
796 I still find them offensive 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
797 Apparently they date from some primitive civilization and had something to do with going places. No-one has yet figured it out. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
798 Apparently it’s an implicit critique of the codification of a traditional family structure. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
799 I just don't get modern art. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
800 It's what they used to warn them about us before they and their cars became extinct. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
801 Yes but what does it MEAN.... 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
802 This was part of a campaign to warn of unwanted pregnancies. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
803 This is an old one of me and grandma back on highway 41. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
804 It may seem like a crude illustration, son, but without works like these, most of us would just be roadkill. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
805 The Madonna and Child don't appear often in his œvre. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
806 To be honest, this isn't the type of stag party I was expecting. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
807 Oh Bert, honestly! You think they're all one of yours. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
808 I find it rather pedestrian. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
809 These are on loan from the artist's Rural Route 2 collection. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
810 Trite. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
811 The antlers in this one follow me no matter where I go. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
812 Joe, I know they always have twins, but it’s artistic license. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
813 Your grandma and I were the first models. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
814 I think it would better for all of us if they put these back where they found them. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
815 The artist was a dear deer friend 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
816 Dude. Bambi's mom is such a M.I.L.F. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
817 Damn things don’t work. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
818 I prefer stag pictures. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
819 A single mother coping with the stark realities of a post-industrial world, that's what I see. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
820 This one seems rather pedestrian. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
821 See Bob, you were not the only child raised by a single mother. Get over it. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
822 Don't you love Madonna and Child? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
823 I’m just tired of everything being so political. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
824 How do they know we are still illiterate? 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
825 The artist is a roads scholar. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
826 So, why is modern art always hung crooked? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
827 My inspiration? Matisse, Picasso, Chevrolet... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
828 I wouldn't pay two bucks for this. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
829 I see he's starting to deal with his parenting issues. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
830 His previous work was less cautious. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
831 The subtext is a negation of human necessity and dominance. I like it. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
832 First road signs I have ever seen without red noses painted on us. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
833 Ah yes, another work by Jane Doe. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
834 What a sell-out! Next thing you know, he'll be doing Christmas sweaters. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
835 It's all so patriarchal, stereotypical and derivative of the great " Deer X..ing " ! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
836 Humans protect us against cars but then… they shoot us. Go figure. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
837 Doesn't Look like Rudolph's work. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
838 Now, I don't claim to be an art expert, but to me it just seems to lack depth. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
839 It's taking every ounce of my willpower to focus on this tripe instead of just staring at those headlights in the ceiling. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
840 This one goes for less then a buck. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
841 I realize now that we are the art. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
842 Objectified, as usual. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
843 If only art could solve problems instead of just increasing awareness. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
844 Too pastoral. I like the street buck with bullet holes. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
845 Her Abstract Alarmist stuff is a bit too realist for me. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
846 Sign or Symbol? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
847 Wait, they actually made signs for us? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
848 This piece would look fabulous along Route 97 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
849 His imagery is too repetitive, but I love the tipped square format. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
850 His art is so... pedestrian. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
851 This one jumps out at me. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
852 Yes, parenthood definitely slows you down! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
853 Buck, here is one of you and mom. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
854 'We need better car control laws- not more signs!" 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
855 Dang. This one has bullet holes too. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
856 This makes me cross. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
857 Confidentially, in private that’s how I walk. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
858 An unsettling ominous feeling characterizes his art, won't you say? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
859 It lacks impact. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
860 I see deer, cars and artist in rut. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
861 Listen, I appreciate it. But does it work? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
862 I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
863 And to think, we never received any usage royalties for any of these images! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
864 I wouldn't have let MY daughter pose for that. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
865 I much preferred the earlier works from the "Deer Xing" Period. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
866 The technique is fine, but I just find the whole concept a bit deerivative. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
867 So predictable. He's in a rut 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
868 Few who have seen these in the wild lived to tell about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
869 Quadrupedalism? Man, that must've sucked. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
870 I can't believe how primitive we used to be. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
871 I bet this one is worth a buck or two. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
872 "Oh deer, the four legged silhouette on yellow grows tiresome". 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
873 I know her, and she is not what I call wildlife. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
874 So how long do you think Tillerson's gonna last? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
875 Not bad, but where are the headlights? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
876 The nudity seems gratuitous. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
877 Kinda sexist to always show the MOM with the fawn 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
878 They call this art? I've seen better road signs! 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
879 I hate to sound like a philistine, but my fawn could've painted this. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
880 Pretentious, but somehow compelling 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
881 Hence the phrase "life imitates art" 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
882 For you, it's art. For me, it's a warning. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
883 This just doesn't have the same impact. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
884 This is from his early Bambi period. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
885 I've bought one to hang by the edge of the woods; it'll get the neighbor's attention. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
886 She started posing for nudes when I fell behind on child support. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
887 You know what it says to me? It says, 'Deer!' 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
888 Makes me wonder if I should have started a family instead of going stag. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
889 There are two things I stand for: art and gun control. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
890 It's from the Van Doe Collection. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
891 Maybe it's me, but I just don't see what this artist is driving at. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
892 The mother with child theme is so passé. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
893 It's a middle-of-the-road exhibit. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
894 It does seem to capture a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
895 Personally, I'm a fan of his earlier crossings. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
896 This was the last image she posed for before the accident. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
897 Another sad example of cultural appropriation 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
898 I think this one's a warning about unprotected sex. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
899 I think painting Bambi and his mother is a bit tasteless, given what happened.... 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
900 It's called "Madonna and Child." 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
901 Surprisingly, the works lack urgency. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
902 The headlights on the ceiling is a crude joke. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
903 I was outbid by 2 bucks 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
904 She finally got out of the rut. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
905 Ugh, it's completely deerivative. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
906 The black against yellow contrast creates an interesting figure-ground reversal but I wouldn't stop for it. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
907 One picture is worth a thousand bucks. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
908 Good roadside stuff, but not even close to Cave Art! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
909 Lichtenstein's early period. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
910 This one's only a buck. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
911 I like the way it evokes family values. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
912 Hooves are always so hard to paint. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
913 The images are compelling, but ultimately the composition fails; they both ended up in the grill of Ford F150. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
914 I certainly hope these are not originals. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
915 Ah, the Doe-na Lisa. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
916 Well, it certainly makes you pause and think. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
917 It says the artist died soon after this was taken." 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
918 Man, that reminds me..next week is rutting season! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
919 I prefer his earlier work with Disney. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
920 I hear DOT bought the whole series. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
921 She seems almost caught between worlds -- half looking back to the yellow warmth and safety of Mom, and half looking forward the great unknown beyond known boundaries. Genius. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
922 I imagine that with automated braking systems, these will become obsolete 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
923 They don't grab me like her headlight series. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
924 Well, frankly I'm not sure what the artist is trying to tell us here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
925 So, none of these photographers are NRA members. right? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
926 A bit pedestrian if you ask me. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
927 When the light hits it they seem so still. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
928 I don't know, it seems a little derivative to me. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
929 The flattened forms and monochromatic color structure help to bring out the artist's themes of foreboding. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
930 I can't decide if it's appropriate or ironic that the exhibit is sponsored by Cabela's. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
931 Yes, look at that detail, they appear to almost jump off the canvas... 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
932 It's sentimental, and yet somehow I still like it. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
933 It's quite typical of pre-2050 highway art 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
934 Did I tell you I was a traffic sign model once? 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
935 I miss them so much... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
936 And here, his later semi-domesticated period. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
937 Our plan succeeded, they yielded & the rest is history... 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
938 Classic example of mid-century Protectionist self-perpetuating gender stereotyping. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
939 "Very one dimensional----disappointingly stereotypical". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
940 Very evocative of Disney's "Bambi: The Early Years". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
941 I mean, come on, where are the bullet holes? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
942 So *that’s* what we used to look like in the headlights. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
943 I never understood asphalt expressionism. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
944 Why do critics fawn over this? My little kid could do better. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
945 Shouldn't they be running? 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
946 . . . sort of ironic that the artist's works are unfinished due to that hit-and-run. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
947 I'll never understand why everyone fawns over modern art. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
948 A bit pedestrian. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
949 Indeed, a collision of cubism and post-modern simplicity. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
950 "The artists overhead head-light effect is mesmerizing"! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
951 His work immortalizes the tragedies suffered by our ancestors. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
952 Just love these cave paintings. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
953 I always preferred the road less traveled. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
954 Let me guess, we used to stand on 4 legs AND shit in the woods. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
955 This is gonna bring in the big bucks. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
956 Thematically, it breaks the glass ceiling. Soft lines. Nurturing composition. A generational leap in art. I hate it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
957 Just once, I would like to feel welcoming rather than warning. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
958 This really makes me pause. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
959 Quintessential Elk Greco. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
960 I dunno Hubie, I'm not a big fan of street art. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
961 This one doesn't leap out at me. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
962 His work is displayed throughout the country, but the artist remains surprisingly anonymous. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
963 This guy is great. Soon this stuff will be on every street corner. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
964 I'm not sure I get what such primitive folk art is trying to say. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
965 Fawning. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
966 Really?! It's 2017. I take the kids to school, too, you know. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
967 Like anyone pays attention to signs. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
968 Quit fawning, you know she's not real. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
969 It's abstract, you wouldn't get it 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
970 Grandpa loved this one. Too bad he couldn't look away. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
971 Bold...yet cautionary... 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
972 How pedestrian! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
973 I remember them posing for it just before they were run over. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
974 I don't know, it's just so pedestrian. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
975 Yeah, it could be all that highbrow, poser fine arts degree crap you just made up, or it could just be two deer. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
976 The artist is a deer friend. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
977 Found art? More like stolen from mile marker 37 on the Taconic. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
978 The composition is good, but I can't say I care for his color choices. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
979 Didn't make a damn bit of difference, did it? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
980 This looks nothing like us. No wonder they keep hitting us with their cars. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
981 Striking, but nothing to fawn over. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
982 I remember those wild stag days...but then we had Rudolph. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
983 Impressive talent, the signs were there. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
984 He's stuck in his yellow period. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
985 Supposedly these were 'warning signs' for the now extinct 'human race'. Wouldn't be the first ones they ignored! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
986 I've seen reproductions just down the road. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
987 This one set off a second-wave feminist critique of the male gaze. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
988 The good old days, when crossing the street was our only form of stress. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
989 My yearling could do that. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
990 I'd say it was a haunting and iconic piece, but that's so clichè! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
991 This says it's on loan from the Poughkeepsie road commission. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
992 Just adore his "Bambi Period". 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
993 She looks a lot like my ex. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
994 The allusions to cinematic stereotypes make his work so dark. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
995 This is just what I need for my den. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
996 You say it's art imitating wildlife. I say it's wildlife imitating art. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
997 Really? I only see headlights. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
998 He was much more creative before he started working for the Department of Highways, 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
999 I love the juxtaposition between doe and fawn. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1000 I find the piece to be a bit pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1001 Humans really love this art. They usually slow their cars when they see one. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1002 They won't cross with all the heteronormative nuclear family construction. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1003 I told her that's not my good side. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1004 What the hell is this supposed to be? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1005 It plays a little too much to the emotions. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1006 Seems derivative. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1007 What tasteful nudes. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1008 how do we cross in the other direction? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1009 I love Thomas Kincade's early work. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1010 Here we have ancient human artifacts depicting a time they worshipped our quadruped ancestors. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1011 It has a definite "deer in the headlights" feel to it 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1012 I agree, it's pretty impenetrable work, but maybe it's a warning about being too complacent, that death is a real possibility, and ultimately we are all deer just caught in the headlights? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1013 This was right after his Blue Period. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1014 I thought he was gay. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1015 We should have paid extra for the audio tour. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1016 Sorry......I can’t read sign language. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1017 I think it's a hackneyed take-off of the 'Baby On Board' fad! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1018 Maybe it's the lighting, but I just can't look away. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1019 Yes, I remember this one from the contraception campaign. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1020 But what does it all mean? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1021 I just don't understand how they get the colors so wrong. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1022 Hmmmm. A silhouette of mother and child in a limited black and yellow palette. Art, or road sign? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1023 Notice how her eye follows you wherever you stand. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1024 Despite the minimalistic style I find the sense of impending doom is prodigiously palpable. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1025 A fine example of the New Jersey school. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1026 What do you think the artist is trying to say? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1027 "Well I don't care how famous the artist is. I don't like nude paintings. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1028 It's so pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1029 I still prefer her early work with ducks 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1030 If you have to read the caption then you don't get it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1031 Post-modernism has killed the art of portraiture. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1032 Hey Ken, that's a great shot of Joanne and the kid! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1033 I find his work too cautious. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1034 The "Madonna and Fawn" has always been my favorite! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1035 Doh! It's a deer. A female deer. My bad. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1036 ...think these warning signs might have worked a little too well? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1037 Look at these cave-deer, still on all-fours. We've come a long way. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1038 These are from his road crossing period. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1039 "All deer are equal, but some are more--" hey wait a second, is that Janice!? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1040 I find it too pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1041 At least they're not wearing bells and holly and pulling a sleigh. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1042 I find his work to be rather pedestrian. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1043 Why not just put them on a milk carton? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1044 I find it pedestrian. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1045 I have to say, I just don't get it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1046 All the warning signs were there, but I got involved with her anyway. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1047 All the critics are fawning over this young buck, but I'm pretty sure he's just in it for the doe. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1048 I could never understand modern art. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1049 Yes...but what does it MEAN???? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1050 They were used on many roads before the self-driving car era. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1051 George, does this drawing make my butt look big? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1052 Her "Madonna and Child" series is a nod to neo-naturalism. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1053 She never mentions being a model when we talk. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1054 We need signs with pictures of cars on them. 1.2619 0.06800 84 70 6 8
1055 Are these used for target practice by the gun lobby? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1056 Am I just too stupid to get it? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1057 It's like I'm transported there, you know? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1058 It's good, but would I cross the road just to look at it? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1059 Female artist, of course. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1060 Dad was a selfish bastard who wanted to be on his own sign 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1061 Madonna and Child is my favorite 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1062 But what if I want to cross the street from left to right? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1063 Doe .... a deer, a fe..male deer. Ray.... I had too much to drink. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1064 So where am I supposed to cross? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1065 There's no WAY she lost her baby weight that fast! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1066 And that's how I met your mother. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1067 It's titled "Before The Buick". 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1068 His work is pedestrian. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1069 I find the disjunctive use of yellow space in this one reductive and vaguely appalling. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1070 Seems to be entirely without context, I prefer the roadside installations. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1071 Yeah, I'd hit that. 1.2593 0.07196 81 69 3 9
1072 Fat lot of good that did mom and sis. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1073 I call this one, "Deer in the headlights" 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1074 Everything is derivative, Margaret. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1075 The picture does not make you look fat. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1076 Only humans push their children into the street first. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1077 I'm just tired of the 'stag out leaping while doe watches fawn' cliché 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1078 Our fawn-sitter cancelled at the last minute and Bambi Jr. Kept wandering into the shot so the artist just went with it. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1079 I have this one on my mud flaps. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1080 The artist's Yellow Period has its roots in his personal trauma after being caught in the headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1081 Till now, I haven't seen any without bullet holes in it. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1082 This only hints at the impact of his work. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1083 It's a shame that Bambi's mother couldn't be here to see his art. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1084 Can you believe the artist is just some Jane Doe? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1085 The art of the deer. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1086 Is it just me, or does this picture make you really horny? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1087 I'll take door number 3. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1088 She got custody, but I didn't expect her to flaunt it on social media. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1089 Representational, yes. But what does it mean? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1090 He found artistic inspiration during a roadblock in his life. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1091 The yellow and black palette, the off-kilter orientation, suggest such a sense of cautious watchfulness. You literally want to slow down and just look. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1092 I liked his jumping period. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1093 "When they did worse than cavemen, that's when we knew it was over". 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1094 They crossed to get to the other side 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1095 How do we know they're not copies? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1096 Now here's a feminine perspective. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1097 All I can remember were the headlights. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1098 They always use our bad side. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1099 This is from her Pre-Feminist period. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1100 It's a cautionary tale. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1101 I don't get it. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1102 I never knew that they came like this without bullet-holes in them. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1103 They're more likely to stop with this one. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1104 Ever wonder who the models were and where they are now? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1105 I can't keep my eyes off of it. It's brilliant, like car headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1106 I think it captures her vulnerability perfectly, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1107 I don't know, darling, the way he's used the light makes it hard to look away. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
1108 Turns out we're part of the deer diaspora. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1109 Don't you just get tired of seeing pictures of people's kids? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1110 Tell me the truth, do I look fat? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1111 And here we have the revered 'Mother and Child'. Acrylic on aluminium plate, pre-1983 style. Modern versions have a non-gender specific adult and child, so this is quite a treat, Fred. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1112 Ceci nes't pas un cerf. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1113 Enough with the reminiscing. I still think bipedalism rules! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1114 You ever wonder if maybe the NRA put these signs up? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1115 Frankly, I think his color range is a bit limited. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1116 Deers Under Headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1117 I preferred his Bambi Phase. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1118 Listen, I get that we look more sophisticated now, but ever since we started standing like this my back has been killing me 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1119 Critics acclaim this piece to be Bambi's best work during his introspection period. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1120 For some reason I'm entranced by this Minimalist expression of life's fragility. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1121 Snap out of it Venny. You've got that 'deer in the headlights' look again. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1122 It's not as captivating as his headlight paintings. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1123 It looks nothing like her. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1124 Beautifully captures the pathos of single motherhood. Damn hunters. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1125 I wish they'd put these back on the road. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1126 Ah yes, and here we have the artist's renowned Yellow Period. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1127 The natural environment always seemed to elude this artist. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1128 So is this one of those "art imitates life" kinda things, or more a Warholian Campbell's Soup sorta deal? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1129 ...but joint custody just seemed so damned obvious.. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
1130 Why do they always make us cross the road at the busiest intersections? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1131 Abstract, yes. And yet, so real. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1132 You look fine.. They say street signs add 10 pounds.. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1133 Rather pedestrian, don’t you think? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1134 I just don’t think it says enough. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1135 While I agree with you that the mother/child relationship as artistic subject has become woefully trivialized, I find this particular rendering a moving example nonetheless. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1136 They call this series, "Deer in the Headlights." 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1137 I don't know...I think this one lacks energy. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1138 Such rudimentary depictions, no wonder humans became extinct. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1139 Art imitating deer. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1140 These are from my 'At a Crossroads' series. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1141 I love the theatricality of retroreflecting. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1142 I actually preferred his feminist period. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1143 The artist discovered that patrons finally spent sufficient time appreciating her work when she switched the overhead lighting to high beams. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1144 I love how the antlers seem to follow you around the room. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1145 Is that really how I look from the side? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1146 Personally, I find it exploitive. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1147 His work is always so traffic-stopping. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1148 Superb use of reflection. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1149 I get that it's just a sign of a sign of our time..I still want to know if they made it or not. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1150 I agree it's breathtaking but frankly I just don't get it. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1151 I really see myself in this one. Me too, it's like it's a sign or something. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1152 Although I appreciate the focus on motherhood here, I still believe his masterpiece caution-sign is The Buck Stops Here. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1153 This one looks like a Roadin. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1154 It seems more a cautionary tale than a masterpiece. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1155 The element of caution in the work somehow comforts me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1156 She left me for the artist shortly after posing for this. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1157 Man, I would be waiting at the other side of that crossing if I knew where it was. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1158 "Criticize it all you want, but the Highway Department Collection does depict the existential crisis facing us all. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1159 I prefer his earlier 'Headlights' series. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1160 But what is the artist saying about gender roles? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1161 It was a dark and stormy night. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1162 We should have seen the warning signs earlier. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1163 This one hits a little too close to home... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1164 This is from his "public service" series. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1165 I look fat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1166 It might be OK for driverless cars. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1167 Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase ‘the buck stops here’, eh? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1168 Is this what women want? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1169 I'm delighted that the curator brought back his Yellow Period. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1170 Mom regrets that shoot. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1171 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1172 Banal, yes, but I see it as commentary on our visceral, nay primal, impulses. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1173 The buck is classic art, obviously, but feminists pressured this museum for a representation of a doe and fawn. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1174 If they had one signifying "dead deer dragged to the side of the road," I would find the whole exhibit to be culturally more authentic. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1175 Even from this angle, it looks like a trap. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1176 This is not a deer. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1177 Why do they always paint us black? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1178 It is creative, but is it art? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1179 Her new work feels very cautionary. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1180 I hear the artist cut off one of his antlers. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1181 But what if I don't identify as a buck OR doe? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1182 I don't know. It seems to suggest walking across the highway when we really should be jumping. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1183 It's a van Doe 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1184 So lifelike. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1185 Pristine. Not a single bullet hole. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1186 I miss Bambi. God bless her soul. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1187 The artist seems to be in a rut. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1188 I like the simplicity of his yellow period. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1189 I prefer her blue period 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1190 All his best work is plein air. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1191 Sorry I'm late. It was hard to find a safe place to cross the street. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1192 Lighting is so important. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1193 Doe: A Deer. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1194 I think he caught the essence of our vulnerability, don't you? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1195 The fact the artist is a deer doesn't make it inoffensive. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1196 I mean, it's nice that they're honouring our kind, but did they have to call it the Road Kill Exhibit? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1197 The artist is a master in the use of headlights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1198 This yellow symbolizes bright, captivating lights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1199 They say this is the last thing you see before you die. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1200 It's found art. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1201 The child support is killing me. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1202 Sentimentality. A serious flaw. Wyeth has it too. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1203 Well, he's no Van Doe. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1204 My fawn could paint better than that. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1205 It's incredible that this artist is anonymous. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1206 It's all so deerivative. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1207 I've always liked the Primitives. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1208 I really like these primitives. And, yes, I found a good parking spot. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1209 I heard the artist died in the making of this piece. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1210 I used to be married to his model. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1211 She should never have posed nude. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1212 It's a sign! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1213 None of them speak to me. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1214 And then in November, in a vertiginous about face, they remember killing us is really a fun pastime. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1215 Are we always reduced to stereotypes? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1216 This artist's ability to capture us so vividly in abstract two-color form is reminiscent of Warhol. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1217 How odd, it's so pedestrian, and yet it has a distinct aura of danger. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1218 It is not street art, it is road art 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1219 THEY SHOULDN'T BRING FAMILY PHOTOS IN HERE... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1220 Sorry.... I prefer artists who are a little more abstract. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1221 They say it speaks to the harsh intersection of man and nature, but all I see is a bunch of black splotches. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1222 So, they let them walk, and we have to leap? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1223 Gender stereotypes know no bounds. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1224 "So this is how they see us.....". 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1225 Sadly, if they don't learn to run and jump I see jerky and gloves in their future. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1226 So what is the take-home message? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1227 This one really put us on the map. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1228 Next time, I'll take a selfie. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1229 I didn't come here to get preached to. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1230 I can safely say we've seen it all before 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1231 Hmph! Minimalism meets paleo-art. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1232 These Ancestry exhibits are as boring as hell. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1233 It's from his crossover period. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1234 My two year-old fawn could have painted that. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1235 When humans reigned, they saw us as obstacles. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1236 ...and then she ran off with the artist. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1237 It's so educational, yet existential. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1238 Heyyyy, I think I know that guy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1239 No, these came after his Moose Period. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1240 They're not sure if this was an early form of currency, or perhaps light erotica. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1241 I've always loved Vincent van Doe 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1242 Must be rutting season. This artist is in one. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1243 All the signs showed that it was only a matter of time before we learned to walk upright. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1244 So compelling...yet, so yielding. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1245 This one really speaks to me. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1246 It lacks the energy of the other signs, although it plays to the heartstrings! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1247 What I see, is really just a cautionary tale. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1248 Have you found the recurring theme? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1249 I've seen these somewhere before. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1250 It's part of his 'Buck Lives Matter' series. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1251 Before internet porn...this was all we had. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1252 The doe-and-fawn theme combined with the graphically intended aesthetic screams Cassatt. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1253 I hate these signs telling us where we can cross a road. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1254 The painting is only good because the artist cut his own antler off. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1255 I find the artist's use of stop signs to be more effective. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1256 It has the feel of a "Far Side" cartoon 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1257 Frankly, John, none of them speak to me. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1258 These are from his "Headlight Period". 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1259 Personally, I prefer non-representational art 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1260 This one is from his roadkill period. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1261 This is from his "In a Rut" period. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1262 Pornography or Art? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1263 The Lascaux series really captured us better. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1264 Do you really think he looks like me? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1265 I'd give my right antler for her! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1266 For this painting, I've used the high beam headlights. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1267 Yes, that is my wife Jane Doe and my new fawn Bambi. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1268 Let me guess: Bambi and her mom? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1269 Ironically, he died by Chevy Malibu. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1270 It's so pastoral and yet devil may care. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1271 I remember when they took that picture ...They used a flash and we were like us in the headlights. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1272 Such an amazing use of color. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1273 They’re all fakes. Real signs have bullet holes. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1274 This reminds me that I'm a month behind in calf support. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1275 These are quaint. I remember when deer walked on all fours and humans thought they ruled the earth. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1276 I'm not sure if the artist is trying to put forth the angst of his youth or if he is just caught in the headlights of the inner turmoil that comes with preparing to make that leap across the highway of life 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1277 He’s right—no matter what we put up, they still won’t slow down. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1278 Really makes you think...where is the exit sign? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1279 And I paid a buck for this. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1280 I miss the days before selfies. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1281 It lacks movement, as if headlights have frozen them in place. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1282 The antlers command the big bucks. We could buy this one and save some real dough. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1283 This was his Bambi period. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1284 I told you we should have rented the audio guide. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1285 Notice how the eyes follow you... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1286 He was quite innovative; usually the Madonna is holding the Child. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1287 But why in the world would anyone be afraid of us? That's just crazy! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1288 Frankly, I resent the gender stereotyping. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1289 It's too industrial chic for my taste. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1290 Too abstract -- I'm not seeing it. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1291 I'm afraid you and I are going to butt heads over this one. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1292 Again with the nudes. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1293 His art is so... pedestrian. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1294 Mother and child...probably the most touching image in the entire DOT series. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1295 Still amazed they haven't figured out that we're attracted by these signs. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1296 His work is good, except he perpetuates gender-role stereotypes. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1297 I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1298 The artist's use of headlight is exquisite. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1299 The form says "threat." The content is one-dimensional and repetitious. The Bambi reference is tacky. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1300 School Crossing 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1301 VERY NICE, NOW WE NEED TO WORK ON GUN CONTROL 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1302 This would look nice in the den but it costs too much doe. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1303 I don't know. It needs context. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1304 I named this one "Omage to Mom". 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1305 Finally after being dead for 40,000 years Grog's Cave Art is appreciated. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1306 Sentimental, perhaps, yet revealing a universal truth of the eternal bond. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1307 The ceiling headlamps are a nice touch. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1308 I don't understand the yellow. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1309 It's very "Antler Warhol". 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1310 I think parenthood suits her. . .the last time I saw her she was dancing on a pole and the bucks were all over her! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1311 This lighting in this exhibit is so good, I can't look away 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1312 She's been unbearable ever since she posed for this. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1313 This is so pedestrian. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1314 I've always thought he was derivative. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1315 Fat? Well, uh, you did just have a baby. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1316 It seems a bit derivative to me. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1317 Grotesque…Token Gesture…Antlerless…Crass reparation for Bambi Syndrome…I think I like it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1318 Few touch traumatic subjects as elegantly. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1319 They call this art? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1320 Well, if human beings had art, they would probably represent themselves, too. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1321 My tastes run more to the Impressionists 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1322 Frivolous, boorish, fawning. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1323 I was young and they offered a few bucks. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1324 You can almost visualize the head lights. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1325 Exquisite draftsmanship. I don't suppose we'll ever be able to understand how they were intended to be used. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1326 Patriarchy or third-wave feminism? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1327 This one is a crowd pleaser at the National Parks. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1328 Boy, that's a real DILF! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1329 I said I'd never let my wife pose for a nude, and here we are. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1330 Son of a buck, I don't get it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1331 Simple and seemingly unambiguous, yes. But I also sense something premonitory, even potentially transgressive. 1.2361 0.07266 72 62 3 7
1332 This one really captures the essence of slowing down. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1333 These really make you stop and look... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1334 Looking at these, I need one for the road. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1335 Nice likeness of junior. You, not so much. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1336 I agree. The cave paintings in Lascaux are more 'hauntingly beautiful.' 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1337 Overtly feminist if you ask me! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1338 Why don't they ever show us crossing on two legs? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1339 This strikes me as feminism, doe. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1340 The fossil record must be right. We did walk on four legs at one point. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1341 I've always liked his Yellow Period best. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1342 Can self-driving cars...oh never mind. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1343 I assume that these pictures have a purpose. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1344 Ah, it's a bit deerivative really, don't you think? 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
1345 Nice museum, but why must they place the restrooms in the woods? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1346 Crude, yet quite expressive! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1347 And yet another unrealistic standard... 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1348 I'd say he was either colorblind or in his "yellow/black phase". 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1349 To be perfectly honest, I liked his blue period better. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1350 kinder...gentler...signage... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1351 Oh dear. Isn't that your sister 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1352 Why don't they acknowledge our childcare efforts ? You think all we do is leap about ? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1353 The catalog said: 'unknown artist from the automobile era'. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1354 Although I am not a painter, I think that the mechanical mark-making of the biomorphic forms verges on codifying the substructure of critical thinking. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1355 I prefer 'The Buck Stop's Here.' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1356 I understand the artist died early due to a '98 Camaro. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1357 If she were walking a human baby we could get people to slow down and also say 'what the hell?' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1358 I have antlers. Where are the antlers? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1359 Fine.......I concede that the artist is both cautious and unimaginative! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1360 It looks like something my fawn could do. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1361 Why do they always stereotype us! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1362 I saw this composition on my cross country road trip 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1363 Charlie, the buck stops here. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1364 That's what I call Street Art! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1365 I just don't get it-is this telling me to run across the highway, or just keep grazing? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1366 His work is not well known in the city. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1367 Its a bit derivative if you ask me. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1368 Art eventually always cycles back to what really matters. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1369 It's called pre-impressionism 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1370 Damn! I forgot to mail the alimony check. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1371 It's a little two dimensional. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1372 His Madonna and Child is among his finest work. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1373 This gallery is in a rut. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1374 I never bring my kids here, due to the nudity. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1375 This was a rare find, not one bullet hole. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1376 I liked his Blue Period better. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1377 So, I guess there's no worries about hitting males with their cars cuz they can always just shoot us. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1378 It certainly captures the pathos of the homeless mother and child living on the fringes of society. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1379 Well nobody ever complained to Van Gogh that he used too much yellow. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1380 Does this one make you feel horny? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1381 I've seen it... 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1382 Of course I love the subject matter but the work is so derivative. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1383 Ah . . . when our greatest worries were a few cars . . . those were the days! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1384 It's part of our gender outreach project. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1385 I preferred his Blue period. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1386 I know it's been done before, but Madonna and Child is timeless. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1387 Humans may be murderous hunters, but you gotta admire their stencil work. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1388 I NEVER COULD FIGURE OUT HIS BACKGROUND COLOR AND CANVAS SHAPE . 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1389 Well Horace- I think it’s a sign we should approach this work with caution 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1390 "Deer in headlights" -- now, with self-driving cars, the only place these signs belong is in a museum. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1391 It must be hard being a single mother with the whole world watching your every move 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1392 I don't know...this one just doesn't leap out at me. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1393 No, I think she's just standing closer to the artist. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1394 It is truly remarkable how he captured the en plein air scene in situ. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1395 This truly encapsulates our deepest nightmares. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1396 Madoena with child 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1397 It may be a sign of the times, but I’m not going to fawn over it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1398 I never know what to make of these. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1399 What a difference viewing these in OVERhead lights. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1400 It speaks with a certain sense of dread, true ... but is it art? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1401 To me, they lack the urgency and emotional heft of her moose and tractor pieces. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1402 Van Doe’s early work was so derivative. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1403 The exhibit is called "The Buck Stops Here" but I think it is just deer in headlights. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1404 this campaign was very successful until drivers figured out we don't really follow these signs 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1405 His career is at a crossing point. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1406 Endearing, aren't they? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1407 Subscribers to Deerwinism believe we used to walk on all four. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1408 Did you know humans were color-blind? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1409 I've seen Lascaux's work and believe me, this is no Lascaux! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1410 Nice mix of Warhol and Lascaux. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1411 He's caught the essence but it so lacks nuance or depth. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1412 They never seem to get the screams right. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1413 You know Fred, if we had THIS sign on Stone Road, Bettie would still be with us. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1414 He's finally ready to take the show on the road. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1415 I can't help fawning over this one. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1416 I think your premium goes down if you have one of these in your neighborhood. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1417 She looks very much like my ex-wife. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1418 Perhaps this is alarmist, but I still like the use of color. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1419 The artist really captured that 'deer in the headlights' expression. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1420 For some reason, I’m filled with the urge to stand completely still. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1421 I like this more recent work. She's really crossed over. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1422 I think I've decided: life imitates art. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1423 I don't know...to me, Yield is Yield, but the kid has a good walk. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1424 Sorry, I just could not resist the temptation to say "it's endearing" 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1425 These are all on loan from the NRA 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1426 Blatantly sexist, if you ask me. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
1427 All's I'm saying is that, yes, it's good. But it's not stop-you-in-your-tracks good. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1428 It looks EXACTLY like the one outside my thicket 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1429 How come they never show us standing up? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1430 What's the point? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1431 Doe,a deer,a female deer. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1432 As much as my work vilifies him, in some ways Henry Ford is my muse. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1433 Amazing how he catches the essence of family... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1434 I've heard the café here does a great carrot cake... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1435 Mother with child. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1436 Maybe we need better "headlight crossing" signs. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1437 That ones worth a lot of doe! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1438 Extraordinary use of the female form. It invokes the Circle of Life theme in a pre-roadkill context. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1439 His use of color is cautionary. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1440 I can't take my eyes of off this. It's like I'm stuck in these flood lamps. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1441 I'm no art critic, but give me a Leaping Stag any day 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1442 I prefer his earlier, white period--more reflective. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1443 And this was your great-great grandmother with your great uncle, who both, unfortunately, did not survive the Great Deer Crossing of ‘32. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1444 The work has a certain urgency to it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1445 It's really hard to imagine such an uncivilized time period. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1446 is this how savage we were that they had to have signs to warn the animals about us? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1447 The artist's overdependence on silhouettes makes me want to cross a busy highway. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1448 I think it's reductive. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1449 Just another stereotype! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1450 Did I tell you I was his muse? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1451 They're rather one-dimensional. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1452 The artist died in a car crash 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1453 hey that is my brother 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1454 His art is a bit too safe for my taste. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1455 The gratuitous nudity is a bit much. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1456 Too sentimental. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1457 This piece makes me feel cross. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1458 This is a bad sign! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1459 Bambi: A Retrospective. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1460 When life was simple... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1461 How did my Christmas card get here? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1462 Eyes must be hard to draw 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1463 "Very safe... I prefer 'edgy' 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1464 Before she was a model I used to go out with her. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
1465 I still think it makes me look fat. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1466 How long have you been figure modeling? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1467 Doe,a deer,a female deer. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1468 As Grammy would've said, if they're not flyin', they're dyin'. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1469 Too busy. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1470 "I prefer these "early crossings" to the "late crossings" period. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1471 He really captures something essential about the highway-crossing experience. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1472 swipe left 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1473 It’s a very good likeness. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1474 It symbolizes that objects in mirror are closer than they appear 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1475 I resent being objectified. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1476 I just don't get feminist art. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1477 Sometimes I wish we’d had kids 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1478 This deer in the limelight gallery is a little derivative 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1479 How could anyone title this cute pair "Danger"? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1480 I love the use of foreshadowing. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1481 This tells me something about myself. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1482 They're serving chardonnay and a salt lick at the reception. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1483 It's titled "The Buck Stops Here." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1484 We didn't just cross the road 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1485 This was the pinnacle of his DoT period. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
1486 I don't know anything about road signs, but I know what I like. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1487 I preferred the previous exhibit "STOP" and its related works. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1488 I understand the artist has a preference for rural roadside displays. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1489 Frankly, I've always found his yellow period overly cautious. 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
1490 It sure doesn't look like me. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1491 Miss Route 66 is so hot! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1492 No, actually, the artist isn't anonymous -- "Jane Doe" is the title. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1493 My mother pushed me into modelling at an early age. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1494 If you ask me, he's only interested in making a fast buck. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1495 His work really took off after he was nailed by that semi. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1496 Why is it always you and Junior? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1497 I think these headlights over head are in bad taste. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1498 Illuminating them with headlights was crafty. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1499 Ah yes, another liberal artist working their agenda. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1500 But don't you think it makes my butt look big? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1501 That look? Well, I used car headlights. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1502 ADMISSION: Three Bucks. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1503 It's nice, but where are the trees? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1504 Rather Rubenesque, don’t you think? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1505 Perhaps you've seen my work on the side of the road. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1506 I looked so young and fit then. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1507 The "deer in the overhead lights" motif displays a subtle irony that I find appealing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1508 This one is called "Madonna With Blitzer." 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1509 I don't know about you Fred, but this one makes me want to pull over. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1510 I think the nudity highlights their vulnerability. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1511 It reminds me of my first wife, 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1512 This is the portrait of my wife and kid that was previously exhibited at mile marker 24. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1513 The car headlights illuminating the art were a nice touch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1514 His early road-signs just didn't capture the essence of the pending collision. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1515 So deerivative. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1516 My yearling could do that. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1517 Of course the father is left out of this one. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1518 She'll be impossible after this. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1519 So is it deers or deer? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1520 It's nice to see that his gig at Department of Transportation wasn't a dead end. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1521 This "kids go first" crap goes against the grain. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1522 'I know this family and they should stay off the road' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1523 Another single mother... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1524 I believe that the lack of a strong father figure in this particular sub genre of portraits leads ineluctably to the high observed mortality rates in asphalted grazing areas. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1525 Deer crossing signs give us a false sense of security. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1526 It's nice, but I prefer the more exuberant quality of the others. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1527 Tragically he ignored the message of his art. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1528 Yes, humans seem to love this sort of deer art; just look along their roads!. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1529 I'm sure it will bring a few bucks. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1530 The artist's use of light is mesmerizing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1531 I can definitely see the antecedents in the Paleolithic cave paintings. But is it really art? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1532 I’m not sure what I’m looking at, but I like it. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1533 The artist was at crossroads. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1534 That's right Buck, your grandma was a famous model , she studied fashion and "de sign"! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1535 Do they use Photoshop? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1536 I like this one. It makes us seem more vulnerable. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1537 Well son, I believe this is a good time for our conversation about the birds and the bees. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1538 The "art" happens when a car hits a deer. Seriously though– is it privileged to say I regret my MFA? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1539 Yes, this new piece is less derivative, but why do they always go to the left? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1540 I hate the lighting in this place. The whole "headlights" thing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1541 I do like the yellow though. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1542 Try not to fawn over this one. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1543 These early pieces are based on human depictions of us near highways. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1544 He paints from life 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1545 Always the side view. Uninspiring! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1546 Banal and one-dimensional. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1547 So, how ‘bout after this, we go stare at some headlights? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1548 I agree, the new installation isn't as exciting, but surely there is something to be gained by moving it indoors. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1549 This is driving me crazy, deer. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1550 I could have painted that. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1551 There is a strong feminist influence. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1552 Fred, if we were about to cross the road and you saw this sign, what would you do? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1553 It's feminine archetype signology rather than her usual patriarchy-oriented,herd-mentality,survival-of-the-fittest abstraction. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1554 I get it. So us guys are on our own. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1555 This is the weirdest memorial I've ever been to. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1556 I completely agree, Louie: she is a DILF. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1557 Several on my mother's side posed for Remington. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1558 No antlers. That's minimalism gone too far. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1559 expert opinion is that this one is a forgery. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1560 Frankly, I find it almost pedestrian in nature. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1561 Too soon. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1562 The proceeds go to a memorial fund for the artist's mother. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1563 I love it. I can almost hear the highway traffic. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1564 I thought his "Steep Grade" work was more inspired. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1565 Pedestrian, yes. But at least it’s not another ‘Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1566 I prefer to see them mounted on a wall like this, don't you? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1567 I don't know art but this seems rather two-dimensional and anthropocentric to me. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1568 This one hung in my room at Dartmouth. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1569 I've always told you the signs add ten pounds 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1570 That whole thing about us and headlights is fake news. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1571 It's so nice to see our ancestors preserved in amber. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1572 Bit late for a warning I'd say. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1573 Seems a bit.... derivative, doesn't it? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1574 It's sexist, but I like it 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1575 This painting makes me cross. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1576 I tried to capture the simplicity of telling my son, who sadly is no longer with us, to look both ways before sprinting across the highway. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1577 I was told there was going to be Champagne. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1578 It's a feminist piece. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1579 He really captures that "caught in the headlights" expression. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1580 But now how will we know where to cross the road? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1581 I don't recall signing a release form. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1582 Brilliant! They're simple, yet they elicit a visceral sense of danger! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1583 My cousin saw this piece during its outdoor gallery tour through Maine. May he rest in peace... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1584 I'm not sure but, I think the buck behind me is gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1585 As a stay-at-home stag I find it sexist. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1586 So that's the way our ancestors looked when they used all fours. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1587 I see headlights. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1588 This one isn't hitting me like the other two. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1589 It's about doom. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1590 Men are always just a target. Why can't we be shown with our children? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1591 Beautiful example of Late Informational . 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1592 I think it marginalizes the role of the doe in society. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1593 I would bet two bucks to one this one brings the doe. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1594 We saw this last summer at the Venison Biennale. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1595 And the ceiling lamps symbolize headlights... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1596 Good efforts, but what's really needed is real headlight legislation. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1597 I would have liked a trigger warning. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1598 I still say this Bambsi guy is a fraud. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1599 Airport art is so mundane. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1600 I'm starting to sense a theme 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1601 overall, an unsatisfactory interpretation of our culture. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1602 I usually can't stand such overt appeals to the sentimental but...wow. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1603 But still, why we are crossing? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1604 Im frozen to this spot....it may be the over headlights 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1605 I met the model. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1606 "I know what I like, but whenever I see these on the road I run like hell"! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1607 The artist is telling us to ask ourselves, why did we cross the road? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1608 Of course nudes represent the highest form of art. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1609 Does this one make you feel a little horny? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1610 I call this "Doe and Fawn in the Headlights" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1611 Before self-driving cars, these were very important. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1612 They lack depth! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1613 This is an example of the Yellowstone Pluralistic Period. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1614 Oh deer god. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1615 the signs are everywhere 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1616 They died so that we may cross the road. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1617 We can see this stuff at home. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1618 It's too derivative. I prefer the Rothkos. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1619 Pedestrian 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1620 Are the bullet holes authentic, or ironic? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1621 I love stag pictures. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1622 To me this screams gender limiting in the role of child rearing...she is fine though. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1623 Here's the one! My cousin's wife and fawn were the models for this one - she died shortly after this. Sad story but they made it into a movie so the kid got rich. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1624 I think the artist is in a rut. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1625 My friend Fred was looking at that masterpiece on the side of the road, but now I haven't seen him since 1.2206 0.07211 68 59 3 6
1626 it says here, that he got his inspiration while driving 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1627 Im tired of the "single doe & fawn" depiction and we're always the ones leaping away. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1628 It's Surrealism, alright. Why cross the street when you can get it delivered next day for free? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1629 While I admire the sentiment, I find it derivative 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1630 Ah, a masterwork of the Xing dynasty. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1631 This DOT guy was really good. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1632 The lighting is what make this mesmerizing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1633 See? I told you what can happen! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1634 SENIOR BUCK: "YES..AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF AN EDGAR DEERGAS!" YOUNG BUCK: "ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A VINCENT VAN DOE!" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1635 Our ancient cave paintings of them were better. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1636 I find this very pedestrian. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1637 Haven't we seen this before? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1638 The paintings here are a buck a dozen, but I bet this one is a lot of doe! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1639 I prefer his earlier work to this transitional, cross-over period. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1640 Ah, yes... the primitive symbols of our ancestor's presence. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1641 It's always Madonna and child! What about us stags? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1642 Of course this before the Lyme disease pandemic. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1643 How much do you think they were paid to pose like that? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1644 I don't really care for the juxtaposition of diagonal and horizontal. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1645 These are boring, let’s check out the horses. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1646 This one resulted in the end of her visionary Deer in the Headlights period. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1647 He's really played it safe since the incident. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1648 Humans were bad artists. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1649 This collection must predate our bipedal evolution. I wonder if they were talking yet. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1650 Back then, it was impossible to find 4 shoes that fit. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1651 Prices for these skyrocketed after his death 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1652 Amazing! We've come a long way; it must be hard to roam on 4 legs. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1653 Clearly, art imitating life . . . 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1654 ...but eventually we decided it was either us or the cars 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1655 Symbols of male identity are eroding in this country. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1656 It's clearly a commentary on gender stereotypes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1657 Too sentimental. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1658 Hey, what's your sign? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1659 So simple. Doesn't even need a caption. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1660 They could've at least gotten me from my good side. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1661 I like this one with the mother and child with their gaze frozen in the headlights. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1662 A Retrospective: 20th Century Deer in Headlights 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1663 These prehistoric artists were able to depict our ancestors leaping and walking, but had not yet mastered the technique of three-dimensional representation. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1664 " Mother and child," you would've thought he could've been more original than that. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1665 It’s ironic that he got hit by the same pickup that his mother was strapped onto. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1666 I just love it when our government helps support the arts. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1667 I think it's derivative. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1668 Ah, yes...a rare work by Jane Doe... 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1669 Totally unrealistic body image but I like it.. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1670 Don't you see? It can be both reductive of our essence and yet somehow uplifting at the same time? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1671 Such an intense artist. He never saw or heard the car coming. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
1672 Hey, let's get out of here, you said this place would be crawling with Does. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1673 His roadside period really speaks to me. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1674 We're talking big bucks for this piece. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1675 Daring. I heard the artist got shot. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1676 I think this one really captures what it means to be a deer. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1677 Yes, Dear, but is it art ? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1678 Early U.S. 15. I really prefer his later work, especially his State Route 27 period. It's usually regarded as only a brief interlude before his Interstate works, but I feel he reached he reached his peak in composition and color use in S.R. 27. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1679 Finally, a relief from male images of dominance. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1680 Agreed. But 500,000 acorns seems a little steep. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1681 What is the artist saying here? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1682 Andy Warhol he is not! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1683 Let’s go, the dude on my left just farted. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1684 Yes, it is representational, but he lacks depth. And, all his work has an eerie sameness to it. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1685 Deep. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1686 This one is entitled 'Look the @#$ Out!' 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1687 He really captured their vulnerability 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1688 But why did the deer cross the road? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1689 Call me a Philistine, but I swear it's been done before 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1690 Pretty gender normative, if you ask me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1691 Doesn’t need a caption...funny just as it is!!! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1692 Those were dark days when humans drove cars. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1693 These must be from the her 'yellow' period. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1694 It's priceless. It's an original Bambi." 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1695 She was hot but I wasn't a family kinda guy. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1696 I don't know art but I know what I like. Yowzah. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1697 It lacks a human element. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1698 My mama posed for that sign and lived to tell the story 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1699 I've never understood what people see in these. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1700 Trust me--they are in a better place. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1701 Quadrupedestrian. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1702 Lovely madonna and child. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1703 I was looking for something a little more non-representational. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1704 life's a rut. And then you die. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1705 There's a certain animalistic quality to this piece. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1706 I warned you this exhibit would make you horny. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1707 A bit pedestrian for my tastes. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1708 Ah, our evolution from two legs to four to upright two and opposable hooves. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1709 They are certainly minimalist. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1710 It captures the tension , but not the depth. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1711 And here we have the Madonna doe and child in yellow, portending his later martyrdom on the crossing. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1712 See -- even artistic geniuses can get into a rut. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1713 She's gained a lot of weight since this was done. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1714 I feel the artist is in a rut. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1715 I don't know anything about art but I know what makes me horny. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1716 I find his work two dimensional and repetitive. It just doesn't speak to me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1717 I wouldn't buy it even if it did match our couch. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1718 Neat, concise design but just not feeling it as a political statement. Where's the terror, violence, caught in the headlights, emotional loss? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1719 Seriously, we need more of these in the forest. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1720 She looks so confident, doesn't she? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1721 He says that one day it just struck him. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1722 I think she’s really captured that deer-in-the-headlights look. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1723 I preferred his earlier Lascaux stuff. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1724 Stop fawning. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1725 This is all so surreal. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1726 primitive yes, but moving. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1727 I love the way it just leaps out at you. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1728 Simply too abstract. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1729 "Stag Party" -- is the title ironic? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1730 I’m glad they put the headlights in the ceiling. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1731 Van Doe's black on yellow period was very two dimensional. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1732 He is a very talented artist but such a nihilist. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1733 Deer in the Limelight 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1734 Not a buck in sight. Typical. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1735 I like them all, but I keep returning to the classic "Doe and Fawn". 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1736 I can't help but fawn over this one. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1737 OMG! She never told me I had a child! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1738 The mother got run over but the kid made it to a trophy room in Bozeman. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1739 Street art is always so much more authentic. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1740 Does that silhouette make me look fat? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1741 Her 'Bambi Years' are a bit too daunting for my taste 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1742 I've seen the signs, dude. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1743 This Roadkill Memorial really brings back the memories. Sure glad they have a gift shop. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1744 I prefer modernist abstract warning signs over these figurative pieces. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1745 This work says so much about the herd's condition and yet nothing at all. I love it! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1746 Call me crazy, but I preferred the taxidermy exhibit. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1747 Bias assumed, this is a big step up from her fallen rock period. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1748 This one was inspired by my ex right before she left with the kid. I call it, "Dear Double Crossing." 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1749 If only these signs were this well lit in real life... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1750 I think that's my ex-wife! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1751 So placid, so unhurried, so carefree. They're roadkill for sure. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1752 Frankly, I find his school crossing work to be more appealing 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1753 I just don't get outsider art. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1754 Much of Rudolph's earlier work depicted teen angst... the title of this piece here is "Don't Cross Me." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1755 Have you ever heard of the artist NYSDOT? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1756 This one is by Vincent Van Doe. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1757 I take your points - but the does the ironic subtext really justify the exacerbating potential of Deer Lives Matter? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1758 An obvious lack of depth perception - no wonder they're a hazard. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1759 I know that true artwork makes you feel uncomfortable but how about unsafe? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1760 I had found some really good hostas, so missed the photo shoot. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1761 Oscar Wild may coined "Life Imitating Art" but I'll bet he never dodged a 40 Ton Semi. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1762 I think it sucks. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1763 I don’t care what they say, road-kill prevention signs are not art. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1764 and then they asked your mother to pose as the model for the sign.. her whole life changed and she never came back home again. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1765 It so captures the essence of "man with the headlights." 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
1766 Not enough deertail in my opinion. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1767 Naturally, I prefer pointillism. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
1768 At least we TRY to get out of the way. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1769 I really like how the artist broke with convention. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
1770 Rather primitive 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1771 It's just too abstract for my taste. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1772 That Darwin fellow said its for this that we do all the leaping and fighting. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1773 Sentimental drivel. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1774 Powerful symbolism -- it just leaps out at you, doesn't it? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1775 This one is titled "Mother and Child Xing" 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1776 I know the deer that posed for these and believe me he's no stag. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1777 It's a cautionary tale. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1778 Finally, works for us to fawn over. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1779 Human art is so primitive. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1780 I don't know... I've never really got these. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1781 The exhibit represents a crossover point in the artist's career. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1782 It's a good thing she looked before she leaped 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1783 Kind of makes you wish we weren't color blind, doesn't it? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1784 It feels a bit...derivative. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1785 You know Doris, I just don't understand modern art. What is the artist trying to say? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1786 The card says, “Deer Meandering.” What’s THAT all about? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1787 More stereotypes of the 'disengaged buck'. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1788 It must suck to become famous for your work when you're dead. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1789 Unless it's on their phone, do you really think they'll see it? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1790 Primitive, but promising 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1791 The amber background evokes the imminent danger Bambi's mother faces, and thus the artist reminds us of life's tenuous and fleeting nature. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1792 Do they actually target us? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1793 There is a family resemblance 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1794 I am transfixed every time I see one of these 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1795 You can tell that the artist was at a crossroads. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1796 There is a nuance of line in this piece I don't find in the other works. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1797 After these sell I think we should move into soup cans. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1798 I think this is a sign we should have a kid. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1799 Yes, that's my wife, but that's not my kid. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1800 It's better than a "Bullseye" 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1801 I prefer the DOT's non-reflective "Madonna and Child" myself. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1802 Are we set on yellow? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1803 As much as I like simplicity I'd rather see the artist add some wild berries and nuts. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1804 Less is more, but it's nothing to fawn over. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1805 I would say our "keep the roads free for deers" campaign is a success. Where is our lobbyist with that ban on the headlights? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1806 Her recent red octogon series just wasn't moving. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1807 Decoration is asked to be dearly pleasing, dearly embellishing, and the functional logic of Modernism leaves no room, apparently, for such dearness. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1808 Can you belive it!: an art show at the highway administration! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1809 Blitzen, old sport, maybe we should've fought a little harder for paternity leave. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1810 How did we ever survive the internal combustion engine era? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1811 It is misleading them. Deer lives matter. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1812 Another Madonna and Child? How unoriginal. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1813 This one really struck me 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1814 Middle Deer: Hmm, when did we use our arms to walk? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1815 This one has sexual harassment written all over it. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1816 A tad doe-eyed for me to be honest. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1817 It's about time we took a stand. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1818 They are meant to give us a false sense of security. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1819 The Natural History Museum has gone leaps and bounds with this exhibit. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1820 Ugh, they never get it right. Those are elk, we are deer. When will they learn? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1821 Look Dasher, isn't that your wife and kid? It looks like they're the stars of this exhibition. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
1822 These works examine the very essence of our existence and our relationships with human transportation 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1823 It’s called “The bucks stop here.” 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1824 So this is the famous Jane Doe... 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1825 OK, I'll have the brakes checked this week! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1826 I mean, I could do that. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1827 Would ya look at the antlers on that one. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1828 For having thumbs, humans aren't great at drawing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1829 I told you there was money in nude modeling. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1830 Hmmm...yes....it's his yellow phase. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1831 I can't stop looking at it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1832 I really love the artist's use of color in this one. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1833 These have started the Cautionary movement. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1834 It manages to be poignant without being cloying. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1835 Ah. From his Madoenna Period. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1836 I was the first buck she ever made. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1837 Ah, those were the days, huh? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1838 Without context, I'm lost. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1839 Can you imagine, The Times critic calls it, "pedestrian"? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1840 It’s hard to believe we evolved from that! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1841 Life becomes somehow more profound in the abstract. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1842 I dunno, looks overly simplistic, flat and only 2 colors. We're so much more! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1843 Remember when Briney and Diedra sat for that one .. they had to hold the pose for hours, with Pachelbel canon in d playing over and over and over . 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1844 Dada? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1845 I see they moved the deer crossing to where there's less traffic. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1846 They're awfully naked 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1847 Ah, here it is, the famous 'Virgin and Child'. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1848 Poor little Bambi doesn't know what coming next. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1849 The yellow background adds 10 pounds. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1850 I think the subtext is more intriguing than the obvious message. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1851 They should put out warnings signs with this smut. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1852 I can see its merit, but I prefer his No Hunting series. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1853 They're calling it "Abstract Elkspressionisn" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1854 I resent how objectifying this is. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1855 I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1856 Nice postmodern exhibiting an ironical yet playful treatment of the fragmented subjects. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1857 Yellow has always washed me out. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1858 I just don't get modern art. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1859 This work screams caution. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1860 When you think about it, the apes really were instrumental in distracting the humans during our takeover. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1861 I just don't think it captures our grace. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1862 I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1863 It means we're no longer needed, she'll take it from here. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1864 This artist always paints our dark side! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1865 Got to tell ya, Ralph, the buck stops here. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1866 This is a little too Bambi for my taste. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1867 I don’t know ... I find him so condescending. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1868 I'm getting a sense of danger from this piece. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1869 Notice how it downplays that caught-in-the-headlights look. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1870 I understand that the work is based on a Paul Simon song. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1871 The art market is very stagnant right now. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1872 "I heard the artist demands big bucks for his work". 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1873 His work is very expensive given his untimely and ironic death. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1874 They really should provide a trigger warning on these. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1875 Jane is *not* going to like what they've done here. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1876 It feels pedestrian to me. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1877 I grant that it conveys the subjects' emotional attachment with a certain accessibility and freshness, even immediacy. But without a stronger sense of montage, I find that it merely signifies in a hopelessly derivative way. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1878 I find this to be totally deerivative. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1879 Ah, to be crossing the road again as a young stag! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1880 It's about crossing boundaries. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1881 Well, these "family values" images aren't on the interstates as yet... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1882 And yet, history teaches us nothing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1883 This one was inspired by our fifth poet laureate: Alfred, Lord Venison. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1884 And this is my "Dear Crossing". 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1885 His early work is very good, but his later stuff is utter roadkill 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1886 Ah, this one's titled, 'Missing The Buck'. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1887 This one's dedicated to my wife. I call it 'Dear Double Crossing,....' 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1888 No, no, no...I'm not looking at her, I'm looking at the kid. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1889 Why'd you come if you are only going to criticize? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1890 Got to be your relatives--no depth. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
1891 Delightfully unexpected, yet lacking a certain ... je ne sais crois. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1892 I think that's Betty and her son Ronnie 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1893 It´s a cross between a Remington and a Landseer. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1894 These were found on overgrown, ancient highways. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
1895 I think it is a sign of some sort 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1896 ¨Why are they crawling on the ground like animals?¨ 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1897 It lies midway between sign and image. It is just as far from the literal prose of the utilitarian as from the diffuse poetry of the traditional image. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
1898 I don't know why everyone is fawning over this one. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1899 Bambi, of course. But what IS the name of his mother? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1900 Highly deerivative, if you ask me. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1901 This one has real stopping power. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1902 I still don't understand why this is considered so controversial. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1903 This one's really deep. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1904 MOMA: Deer In Headlights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1905 It’s a sign of fertility. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1906 Oh, look! This was taken prior to the Enlightenment Period...they are still on all fours.... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1907 This one's a little too serene for me. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1908 Looks better with headlights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1909 I'm sick and tired of the single-mother trope. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1910 Crazy times when we used to live amongst animals 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1911 Maybe it's me, but I have trouble relating to this feminist art--it seems so pedestrian! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1912 They say the sheet metal adds ten pounds. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1913 Don't look up. Bob was frozen for hours last weekend by those lights. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1914 It's well executed, but is it relevant today? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1915 What does it for me is the warmth of domesticity, overlaid with that _soupçon_ of danger. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1916 It's just all so pedestrian. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1917 Long ago, during the war, humans used these to warn each other of our approach. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1918 The artist is famous. I know I've seen his art somewhere before. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1919 She's got your legs! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1920 Ah yes, primitive 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1921 wow, her legs go all the way up the her shoulders! A true super model. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1922 Here you can see the influence of Walt Disney's 1942 film Bambi. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1923 Ma-DOE-nah and child. Rather trite, don't you think? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1924 I did not have sex with that doe! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1925 Let's over overcome the stereotype and say something. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1926 It really creates a sense of foreboding 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1927 With you it's always my way or the highway! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1928 Why do you always drag me to these things? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1929 Back then, we seldom heard a discouraging word. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1930 A whole series on our black brothers! How quaint!? Desert habitants? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1931 I don't think they capture our essence. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1932 Personally, I like to be photographed by headlight. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1933 Look at the tail on that one! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1934 We'll I'll be. Do you know who that is? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1935 Even the title of the series, “Found Art,” is reductive. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1936 I love this museum. No matter where you turn, you have the right of way. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1937 You can tell, she's just in it for the bucks. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1938 I think it's a tasteful nude. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1939 Nice to get out of the woods every now and then, soak up a little culture. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1940 Oh deer. Oh deer. Oh deer. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1941 I suspect it would make more sense with the audio guide, but the damn things keep getting tangled in my antlers. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1942 This one makes me want to yell, 'Get out of the road!' 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1943 She was cute but always played hard to hit. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1944 Dasher has become such a sell-out. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1945 This one makes me horny. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1946 The narrative is a cautionary one. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1947 Wait 'til you see the Jackson Pollocks. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1948 These would be better with headlights instead of recessed lights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1949 I don't know--maybe it's a metaphysical study of what it means to be an edge species. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1950 Yet they still drive right into us. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1951 Here he is with his mother before he became a DOT posterchild. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1952 Will that caution sign change your behavior? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1953 Looks like an early John Doe 1.1967 0.07325 61 54 2 5
1954 I don't get it. What are we looking at? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1955 It's really missing it's Xing. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1956 there's just something about this one that speaks to me 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1957 Like a deer in overhead lights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1958 And these are when we walked on all fours and were hypnotized by headlights. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1959 Vincent Van Doe is a genius. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1960 A sign of the times. More van Nogh than Gogh. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1961 We used to be out there creating chaos. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1962 Yeah, we met in the 60s and had a great time together. But the kid, she could have been from any one of us. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1963 I always preferred his blue period. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1964 You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1965 Hmm - Madonna & child theme suffused by an inchoate sense of foreboding... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1966 I see the juxtaposition of the outlines of the subject matter and the overbearing yellow holds some kind of warning. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1967 The geometric minimalism works in such unexpected ways. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1968 Ok, I'll buck up: "derivative and misoginist" 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1969 I think it means headlights are nearing" 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1970 Finally, something original 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1971 So placid, so unhurried, so carefree. They're roadkill already. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1972 I find this very insensitive to single fathers. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1973 I see that he is out of his rut. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1974 All from a DOT warehouse, I think - no bullet holes. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1975 Life was so simple in the sign age. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1976 Say, doesn't that look like Jane Doe and her kid before that terrible accident they had? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1977 Buck, look at this one! They call it art. 1.1967 0.07325 61 54 2 5
1978 The headlights in the ceiling make it hard to stop staring. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1979 Last month, it was a display of headlights. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1980 I've never been much of a fan of nouveau-roadkill. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1981 What is it saying to you? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1982 "This stuff is tame. I was expecting something edgy like roadkill! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1983 I disagree Carl. I find it hauntingly ironic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1984 Nudes in modern art is so cliche'. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1985 Bambi Warhol is a hack. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1986 He's captured the frightened, deer-in-the-headlights emotions of the subject matter that's absent from his earlier works. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1987 Why yellow? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1988 This will really tie my den together. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1989 He was one of the most prolific artists of the last century. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1990 That's you and your mother before you learned to jump. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1991 These crossing signs are boring. When do we visit the Mating Season Rituals exhibit? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1992 Have you ever seen so much photoshopping in your life?!? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1993 I may not know art, but I know what I like. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1994 Humans, apparently, speed up for majesty and slow down for motherhood. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1995 I'm told this gallery usually gets a lot of traffic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1996 It says the artist was born in Venice, son 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1997 The composition, the configuration and, of course, the narrative... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1998 I like how he hides the details in shadows. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1999 Yeah, yeah. But it's all so deerivative. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2000 My kid could have painted these. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2001 But is It Art? Art looks a lot fatter. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2002 Pop Art in the Wild. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2003 I was only three months old when that painting was done 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2004 What do ya think? Yours or mine? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2005 Anyone know which is for undecided? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2006 Her earlier work was so pedestrian 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2007 I guess I'll never understand this modern art. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2008 He only paints by headlight. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2009 I love what it says about the mother-child paradigm. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2010 Oh well then you definitely won't like his later work. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2011 This one should sell for a lot of doe. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2012 I like this one for school crosssings! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2013 Same title as the other two- "Deer Crossing." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2014 I guess this feministic work is just a sign-of-the-times. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2015 Good, but not as compelling as headlights. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2016 Too abstract for my taste. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2017 I understand the 'after' renderings are housed in a separate gallery. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2018 I have always favored the nudes. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2019 Headlights Retrospective 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2020 This one I painted from memory. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2021 "New" Work? How about 2 stags and a baby? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2022 After a while, if you’ve seen one “Madonna and Child” you’ve seen them all. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2023 I like the family-oriented theme. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2024 Thats the wife and kid. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2025 And here we have the artist's muse 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2026 So poignant, yet I find the nudity rather gratuitous. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2027 Oh look at that, you were such a sweet little boy… 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2028 I wonder which part of this sign says hit us with a car 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2029 You caught in ceiling lights, too? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2030 The last time I saw this, I was struck by NSPR8TN. Unfortunately, it drove away. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2031 Their eyes seem to follow me wherever I move around the room. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2032 Now this piece, Paternal Fawning by the late John Doe, is exemplary of the American transgender-crossover movement. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2033 I find the work deerivative 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2034 Just imagine: perfectly preserved, early deer cave paintings.... 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2035 Quadrupedalism as art. I love it. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2036 ‘Another rutting season weeks away and I am out of shape again… Jim relax, they’re photoshopped - I have never seen a doe that skinny in the wild’ 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2037 Well, it's said that all the great artists started out doing family portraits. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2038 I hear the stag had his own set of headlights. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2039 I hear he derives his material from personal experience. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2040 Why can't Peggy just use Facebook like everyone else? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2041 This one is only two bucks?! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2042 I see a little silhouette of a lamb. Didn't know that Freddie Mercury could paint. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2043 Eh. My fawn could do that. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2044 I remember her. That kid could be mine. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2045 How does it make me feel? Like a deer in the headlights. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2046 At least it's not the 'deer in the headlights' look. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2047 I have a sense of Caution when I view her paintings. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2048 I liked his earlier headlight work better. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2049 I've seen better art tattooed on my ass. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2050 aren't we color blind? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2051 Can't put my finger on it but this does look familiar... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2052 Everything in here is big bucks. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2053 My wife and little boy had to pose three days for this one. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2054 ...it has the vibrance of a Lichtenstein with the urgency of a NYDOT. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2055 It says 'Deer X-ing' but was clearly also target practice. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2056 So this is what they mean when they say "caught in the headlights"! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2057 Retouching makes such a difference. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2058 And that's the problem these days; the does are always letting the fawns take the lead. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2059 Rich in atavistic symbology, yet calming and prosaic! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2060 Post post modern art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2061 I think I've come across this before. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2062 Keith Haring did it better. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2063 It’s widely believed that before they went extinct, humans revered us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2064 Stylistically, he’s in a rut. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2065 I truly believe good art can change hearts and minds... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2066 I really like this Madonna and Child. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2067 It feels obvious. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2068 Color field, transitional stick figures...saved a lot of us! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2069 This piece marked a significant crossover point in the burgeoning doeist movement. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2070 It speaks to me with a quiet intensity. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2071 It's nice, but it doesn't seem right some how. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2072 Fawn has grown up so much, hasn't she ? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2073 I don't know. A greeting card maybe. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2074 It makes you ask the big questions like ‘Why do talking deer exist and why is this what we display in our art galleries?’ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2075 I find this one moving. He did the others just to make a buck. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2076 It wasn't so long ago that these were everywhere. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2077 Well, you have to ask yourself how it will look in a forest. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2078 His retrospective last year at the DMV was sensational. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2079 Simple and sentimental, yet it speaks to me on primitive level. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2080 She was a good model , but she got run over anyway. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2081 The headlights really do add ten pounds... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2082 It's good, but I still prefer the earlier Andeer Warhol, don't you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2083 Have you noticed that they always depict our women without a tail? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2084 Who's the model for the new crossing artwork? She's hot! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2085 These post modern works just don't do it for me like the old signs. And where is the 'deer xing' I ask you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2086 Sometimes he missed the mark during his yellow period 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2087 They were a species we now refer to as Two Legged Petroleum Burners 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2088 This one really speaks to me. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2089 'Madonna of the Crossroad' by that early modern master. We're pretty sure humans gathered around these to pray to us. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2090 Maybe self-driving cars will save our ass. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2091 The lighting in this place reminds me of headlights. It's totally tasteless." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2092 I see what the artist is striving for, but my mother would never let me lead when crossing the street. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2093 I'm told this is from his fallow period. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2094 I still can't believe it was only a buck to get in 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2095 I love the way he does children. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2096 Quit staring like a deer caught in spotlights! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2097 Ma-doe-na and child. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2098 We were young and rent was cheap... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2099 This piece is not worth a hundred bucks 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2100 I've never been a big fan of conceptual art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2101 He was the arguably the best wildlife artist ever known in the road department. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2102 Have you ever noticed how it's always the doe home watching the fawn? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2103 Crossing for wimps, I guess. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2104 His work is very self-reflective. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2105 His greatest masterpiece: "Birth of Venison." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2106 I heard she just got divorced 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2107 "Jeez. I think I already saw this on the highway. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2108 I can’t help but think it’s a warning. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2109 It's called "save the women and children" 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2110 Bambi looks so much happier now that she has found a new home. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2111 A good rendition of Beatrice and little Buck, don't you think? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2112 I only modeled for the other ones. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2113 It might go well with the sectional. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2114 It gets old, don't you think? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2115 The symbolism is clear, it's the repetitive black-on-grey that loses me. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2116 This color palette makes me feel safe and less vulnerable. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2117 Gender stereotypes are still pervasive apparently. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2118 His work was so much better before he went commercial. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2119 I could fawn over this piece all season. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2120 The prints really don't do justice to the originals. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2121 A great artist, but a greater deeritarian, she saved millions of lives. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2122 These lights are very distracting. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2123 Her lines reveal the best of reindeer breeding. Makes you slow down and look. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2124 What's the gender specific pronoun for John Doe? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2125 Dear, this exhibit is so good I think they will probably be taking it on the road! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2126 Curious,why are they all on a yellow background? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2127 That's our latest grandchild! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2128 Funny, I see an old woman in a scarf. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2129 if he really wants to develop as an artist, he has to look beyond himself 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2130 Yes, an excellent example of post-minimalist Madonna and Child. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2131 It's very sexist. Totally dismisses the srag"s critical role. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2132 Ironic how the artist died 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2133 You know his prices have doubled since he got hit by that car. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2134 As I read it, the artist has attempted to render several gender-focused cultural trends via a study in group portraiture: Equal opportunity, family values, and the buck stops here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2135 I think I liked his Ewe period better. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2136 What do you think about this one, dear? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2137 I like how they point out where to cross 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2138 I believe there's some doe in representational art once again. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2139 I find his work derivative. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2140 He's in season, all right - I hear he's venison. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2141 It just hits too close to home. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2142 This is a creative alternate reality from the human crossing signs we normally contend with. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2143 It doesn't speak to me. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2144 I think it's too derivative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2145 This artist really captures us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2146 It's a rather mediocre Mother and Child in Headlights rendition. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2147 I am really struggling to understand this one. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2148 Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I prefer staring into the headlights. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2149 I'm not sure what the artist is saying either. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2150 Such beautiful work and with this lighting I can't seem to look away 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2151 Seriously? My three-year old could paint that. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2152 Human roads were some fucked up shit. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2153 This overhead lighting reminds me of car headlights. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2154 Ancient human heiroglyphs 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2155 I'll deny I said this ... but once you've seen one of us, you've seen us all. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2156 Quit your fawning, it's just street art. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2157 His work captures his sense of impending doom so palpably! Imagine what more he could have accomplished. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2158 If you cross your eyes just right it looks like a sailboat. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2159 It speaks to me.... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2160 That's an early profile of him, done before his career as an Xing sign model really took off. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2161 We still to this date wonder why the ancient human used these for their "roads" 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2162 I don't understand this modern stuff. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2163 I'm liking this a lot more than last month's roadkill exhibit. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2164 Bold forms. But the artist clearly intended for it to be naturally lit. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2165 I still don't like the way he appropriates our culture. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2166 For me it's a stark and cautionary expression of the mother-child dynamic. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2167 I’ve always found they’re yellow period alarming. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2168 What do you think it means? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2169 Ever since abstract impressionism went out of style I do notice that we're hit by cars a heck of a lot less. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2170 Caveman art is so much better, but at least we're not being hunted here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2171 I always crossed wherever I wanted 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2172 They say art inspires primal instincts? Maybe that's why I want to charge the wall... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2173 Since only stereotypes are being shown here, I think we ought to kneel. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2174 I hear that the Smokey the Bear exhibit is breathtaking. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2175 What is this, a horse? Where are the damn antlers? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2176 It's overpowering. I'm gruntless. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2177 My faun could do that. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2178 The buck stopped there obviously ! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2179 We are NOT walking home... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2180 "Matisse? No. National Geographics? Not sure. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2181 I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of the Bambi narrative. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2182 I don't know. I still find it a bit derivative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2183 Personally, I prefer his blue period. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2184 My thought is since we mainly get hit at night we should be orange and the sign should be black 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2185 What a waste of time--especially for three bucks! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2186 These ancient artifacts are so illuminating. Hard to believe deer used to live like this. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2187 And here we have Mondeeron, abstract expressionist, "Madoena" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2188 Ah, Vincent van Doe. Much more refreshing than that Buckson Pollock exhibit. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2189 I don't know what I'm looking at here. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2190 It all seems so mundane. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2191 Too pastoral for my taste. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2192 I always wanted to model. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2193 You're right- it does resemble Ronnie. Before the accident of course. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2194 I don't understand modern art. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2195 I swear I met those two outside of Jackson Hole last fall. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2196 I just don't like it, I'm a minimalist. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2197 What do you think the artist is trying to tell us? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2198 Mondrian-Lichenstein influences are profound, but a nod to ‘Dogs Playing Poker. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2199 She was warned about her frisky behavior. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2200 Those were the good old days when we walked on all fours. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2201 Caution dear, you don't want to buy the first one you've run across. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2202 I thought that this was "stag night" at the museum. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2203 Many of us died because of your Uncle Buck. He was sick and twisted. He stole these pieces for "art". If it weren't for the motorcycle accident that ended his life and brought attention to his work, we'd still be living in the forest. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2204 Realism is so passe. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2205 Modernistic, yet tempered by early 19th century sensibilities 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2206 I just don't see why it always has to be so political. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2207 He is best known for his yellow period. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2208 I'm convinced she'd still be with us if the sign had only had a buck on it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2209 His earlier work was more pedestrian. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2210 Yeah, but where are they crossing TO? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2211 I know it’s very literal, but we didn’t fair too well during surrealism. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2212 We had no idea he'd be famous. It just seemed like an easy way to make 50 bucks. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2213 "For verisimilitude, I'm told, headlights were chosen. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2214 A fine example from his domestic period. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2215 She looks fat in this one. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2216 This NRA Art Gallery, Harry . . . are you sure it's not a set-up? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2217 These are the signs that humans used to warn of our presence, before we took over. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2218 If I'd only known! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2219 They will never understand us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2220 That's what the artist wants you to think, but no, their the same size . . . one's just further away! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2221 It's a sign that art is crossing a new threshold. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2222 Bambi’s early work relies too much on foreshadowing for my taste. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2223 I dunno...any 5-year old could do this. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2224 The kid looks alot like you Ralph... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2225 This one really makes you want to stop and think. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2226 Must be a shortage of red nose stickers! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2227 If humans crossed at signs like these we wouldn't have run over that grandma on Christmas Eve. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2228 I hear that if you stare for too long, you die. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2229 It must be outsider art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2230 I detest Impressionism. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2231 His images of family life are so evocative. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2232 I still didn't get paid for that sitting. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2233 That's Bambi, I'm sure of it. I'd recognize her anywhere. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2234 Life was a lot simpler back then. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2235 Since the two-legged ones finally departed for Mars in their fiery chariots we have celebrated our freedoms every year on that date, Musk Day. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2236 Very predictable. Two deer crossings and BINGO! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2237 Sadly, this is the only known drawing of me and mom. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2238 This leads me to believe that at one time there were African American deer. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2239 Oh, dear. Just what we need, another conservative artist. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2240 The still life paintings are in another wing. These are deer life paintings. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2241 They're calling it Life Imitates Art! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2242 I find his work so reductive. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2243 It's obvious that they're crossing, but what is the aesthetic trying to tell us? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2244 It just doesn't make me feel safer 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2245 Why can’t you look like that? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2246 I know it's a bit reductive, but I'm captivated by its vulnerability. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2247 The normalization of pornography is both scintillating and alarming. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2248 Hard to know, but I saw something similar in the Lascaux caves. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2249 Although primitive and somewhat utilitarian, they do have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2250 The Disney influence. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2251 I misunderstood - I thought you said it was a Stag Party. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2252 Don't worry, son, they are only reproductions. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2253 Why should humans even care, they get a new car! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2254 ... me a name I call myself ... and that will bring us back to doe doe doe doe ... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2255 Deerly Departed 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2256 These were painted before the artist went mad and cut his antlers off. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2257 I'm confused. Are these dressing rooms or warnings? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2258 But does the world really need another Madonna and Child? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2259 This one strikes at one's loins. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2260 Hey look at that. Wait is that's me!!!!!!! 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2261 I find traffic art, amusing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2262 It's a sign for the family restroom. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2263 Indeed. There are all dear to me. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2264 Ahh, those dangerous days before Self-Driving cars. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2265 I bet this one is worth a few bucks. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2266 Eh...middle of the road, at best. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2267 It's called 'deer in spotlight.' 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2268 Isn't that nice-they added Junior. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2269 Say, I've got an idea for a racy magazine. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2270 This is from his Bambi period. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2271 But what is the sign really saying? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2272 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2273 They're reproductions, of course. It was would have been unethical to move the originals. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2274 I must say I'm partial to the prancing bucks, but this one suggests a deeper meaning behind the seasonal rut. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2275 It's certainly modern, but I miss the Impressionists. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2276 Why depict them crawling I wonder? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2277 I guess the buck doesn't always stop there. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2278 Spoiler alert: Things don't end well for the mother. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2279 This one speaks to me. Possibly because the doe looks a lot like my mother did. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2280 It's just so quadrupedal. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2281 This piece really moves me. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2282 This really captures the family dynamic. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2283 What captivates me most is my objectivity. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2284 . This was, of course, before his "Road Kill" period. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2285 I think it should be hung a little lower 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2286 It says that humans used to view these pictures while driving at high speeds along paved roadways...how odd? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2287 His primary models were Cecil and Doreen but they got hit by a car. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2288 Eh...he's repeating himself. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2289 Actually, I prefer action portraits over still life. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2290 Quite endeering, wouldn't you say? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2291 Not a big fan of his still lives. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2292 His work is too derivative. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2293 Where's the trigger warning? 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2294 They might as well just put up a big sign that says, "here we are - go ahead and shoot!" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2295 But you could see it as the doe nudging the fawn into traffic, in which case the piece takes on a whole new meaning. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2296 On the whole, I like Remington better. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2297 That's me and mother - she died on route 80 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2298 We had so much fun, when we were young, didn't we? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2299 The 'Does Matter' movement is having an effect 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2300 She's had work done. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2301 His earlier work was soooo sentimental! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2302 This one makes me look fat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2303 That's Dave. Before he lost his visitation rights. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2304 The subaqueous qualities of the spatiality tend to...CAR!!!! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2305 You don't see the real detail without headlights. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2306 I just feel like my fawn could have made this 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2307 Bambi’s Mom. Breaks your heart. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2308 Strangely, the domesticity of this scene both attracts and repulses me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2309 No, it wasn't Oliver Stone or Francis Ford Coppola. It was Michael Cimino. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2310 Makes me want to dart across the street just to show them I'm not so one dimensional! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2311 He didn't get the nose quite right 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2312 It doesn't seem ironic to me. Now Warhol's soup cans. That's irony. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2313 I just love the contrast. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2314 I miss them so much... 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2315 Looks just like her mother. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2316 They're not as smart as we think ! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2317 I find road art rather pedestrian. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2318 I think I knew her. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2319 I find them derivative and simplistic. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2320 How come everyone always looks like they're having more fun than me? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2321 Transitive art. Always a favorite. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2322 I think it's an expression on helicopter parenting. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2323 It doesn' t convey the angst of his other work. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2324 Just another bit of art that hammers absentee fathers. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2325 This one is from his early black on yellow period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2326 The relative reality of the likeness to our species, is in and of itself, reactionary. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2327 For, a Deer, a female deer........ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2328 I preferred the artist's last show, out on Old Route 7. This venue feels much too safe. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2329 cold be yours, could be mine 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2330 Indeed, the artist's fertile period. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2331 I'm rather fawned of this one 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2332 Be honest. Does this picture make me look fat? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2333 The original is so much smaller than I expected 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2334 Honestly, this piece feels a bit deerivative. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2335 I call this series "Deer In Recessed Lighting" 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2336 This one doesn't really leap off the canvas 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2337 I think Mother-Child art is an over used cliche. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2338 Obviously airbrushed. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2339 Why are they always minimalist silhouettes? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2340 I believe I slept with both of the models. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2341 I like these so much better than his ‘Construction Zone’ show last year. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2342 I think they needed a Dad in that one too - creates even more sympathy. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2343 I think they call it 'road art'. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2344 We can always count on the DMV to put on the best art exhibitions. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2345 We should never have sold the rights to the photographer. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2346 That looks like my wife and daughter. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2347 I, for one, am encouraged by the inclusion of the female graze. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2348 It was his "In the Headlights" period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2349 Bambi's mother? I fucked her. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2350 That's a nice likeness of Mom and Bambi. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2351 Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2352 It lacks depth. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2353 I find the overhead lighting startling 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2354 See these everywhere. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2355 Did Schjeldahl say the art world is a safe space for the dominated or denominated? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2356 Those were the days 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2357 I hear they call it found art. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2358 So prosaic... I much prefer works from his "post-collision" period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2359 I just can't accept that we descended from those creatures. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2360 How can it symbolize "Deer Crossing" if it doesn't have antlers? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2361 Another VanDogh? My hooves are killing me! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2362 By passing the buck, we'll save some doe. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2363 It's a remarkable use of reflective sheeting... much brighter than I expected. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2364 Curb Your Fawning 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2365 I passed the buck. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2366 Without the post, it's not modern. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2367 This was recovered more recently - also of unknown origin, but demonstrating a primitive appreciation of form. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2368 WE NEED A SIGN TO PROTECT US FROM THE HUNTERS. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2369 More than a bit kitschy, wouldn’t you say? … I much prefer his blue period! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2370 I told her she could take him but not to stop to take pictures. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2371 This is it? These are our ancestors? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2372 When I heard this was a Dada exhibition, I didn't expect to see my father. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2373 Hmmpf. Appealing to our animal instincts. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2374 More pastoral, less alarmist certainly. Unlike his earlier phases , I agree. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2375 I don't mind the people; it's the darn cars that concern me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2376 Cognitive doessonance 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2377 Black on dark gray, the artists color palette is inspiring. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2378 The art is interesting...but the security guard with the hunting rifle at the entrance is a tad unsettling... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2379 Yes, but as a buck, don't you think we're equally victimized by gender role stereotyping? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2380 And this was during my Warning Period 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2381 Classic, yes, but I can’t help finding the Bambi School a bit cloying. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2382 I miss mom. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2383 It is surreal, because they are walking on four legs! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2384 What do you mean 'it doesn't speak to you?' 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2385 It's the biggest exhibit of its kind, there are deer crossing signs for the next 3 miles. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2386 Nice rump, huh. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2387 I did that before it was cool. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2388 The original is hanging in the Houvre. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2389 oh deer! we are on display 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2390 They're okay, I guess, but they really can't compete with the ones that the Lascaux people did. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2391 It seems like the artist might be in a rut 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2392 They keep getting the antlers in the wrong spot. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2393 What is this? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2394 But is it art? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2395 It certainly provokes discussion. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2396 None of this art is hung well. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2397 I wonder what xing means 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2398 And that's why you need to use protection son. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2399 This modern art with all its nudity, well I don't like it son. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2400 They're beautiful, but come from an unsigned edition. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2401 Silhouettes on school bus yellow seem derivative yet convey a certain sense of ennui. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2402 Derivative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2403 The artist seems to be playing with the concept of flatness. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2404 I hate realism. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2405 Did I ever tell you that my ex-wife was a model? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2406 The lighting is all wrong. The headlights should be shining straight at the subjects, not down from above. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2407 Watch how the eyes look like they are in the headlights when you move. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2408 Technically they are warning signs but I find them far more soothing than his last series with those bullseyes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2409 We were so young and beautiful when we posed for this series. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2410 They really captured her Silhouette 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2411 It really doesn't capture me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2412 It means 'Beware of silhouettes.' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2413 It's post-Paleolithic 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2414 I am transfixed by her enigmatic smile. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2415 Reminds me of an old flame I ran into. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2416 I feel like this is a much larger statement about our proliferation as a species. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2417 Try telling kids today what it was like growing up back then. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2418 Further propagation of the stereotype that none of us are nurturers. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2419 Call me biased, but I much prefer the Fawnist movement to the Fauvist one. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2420 Back in the day, we used to be signs. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2421 I can't seem to appreciate the artist's message under these lighting conditions. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2422 There's a neo-crypto-feminist slant that betrays a patently fawning need to please. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2423 Our yearling could do better than this. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2424 Today's our last day, tomorrow they bring in the Moose's. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2425 since the artist died in a hit and run, my investment in these has doubled 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2426 It moves me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2427 The works are staggered unevenly in this show. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2428 His yellow period was his most creative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2429 Venison Van Gogh Museum. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2430 Are they really doing anyone any good cooped up in a museum? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2431 If you stare at it long enough and unfocus your eyes, you can see three-dimensional headlights coming right at you. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2432 I love the way these antelopes play. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2433 I like how the use of yellow symbolizes headlights 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2434 Let's go and see the picture of your Dad leaping, before that nasty tour bus turned up 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2435 I posed for this as a fawn. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2436 I know it's art, but do they have to be naked? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2437 These artifacts predate the uprising, back when we pretended to walk on all fours. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2438 She would have been a great mother. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2439 Sexism is getting out of hand. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2440 I'd get caught in headlights to paint like that. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2441 I really yield to this artist's work. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2442 I just don't get abstract art. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2443 It’s a classic, dear. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2444 The panel on the right is feet crossing in. The panel on the right is feet crossing out. The panel on the center is the well known The Buck Stops Here. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2445 our relationship didn't last the season 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2446 I must admit, parenthood can certainly cramp one's style. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2447 You know, my cousin Donny saw one of these in the wild. An Elksy, if I'm not mistaken. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
2448 These are much too commercial to be considered fine art. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2449 This one is very rare indeed. I've never seen one in all my crossings. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2450 Just a bit self-reflexive, n'est-ce pas? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2451 Dear, a doe? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2452 I don't know much about deer crossing signs, but I know what I like.....and she's hot. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2453 It's remarkable what this Bambsi is doing for street art these days. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2454 He does not show us reality the we want to see it but like it is. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2455 I dunno Jim, something about that fawn just doesn't sit right 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2456 And this represents our public façade, you can say…on all fours. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2457 He had an unyielding vision. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2458 I'm disappointed. He's giving us the same old same old. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2459 They're just so ... derivative. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2460 Look at the fine details in this iconic image of the Madonna and Child! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2461 Another single mother struggling to support her child. This is what happens when young bucks get crazy and try to outrun bullets, son. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2462 Not another Madonna and Child ... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2463 I'll check to see if Vermont pays residuals 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2464 I didn't say "Venetian" painting, I said "Venison." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2465 I was never much for modern realism... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2466 That was my wife and daughter before a texting driver took them away. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2467 I like this one -- it doesn't jump out at you. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2468 Reminds me of walks with our kids... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2469 That's it? Silhouettes? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2470 I always have trouble with abstract art. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2471 Stagus erectus: ruminating on ascendency to bipedalism. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2472 Why do they even need a sign for that? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2473 So what's your thoughts on family planning? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2474 Evolution? I don't buy it frankly. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2475 I love the expression of vulnerability... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2476 I love the Elkhart museum. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2477 I know, right? It's like, dude, if Darwin was never born, evolution wouldn't have even existed. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2478 Reminds me of my first doe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2479 His later work gets a lot darker. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2480 When someone from your hometown makes it big. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2481 I liked his early work, but now he's just repeating himself. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2482 Where I come from, that's not art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2483 My fawn could do better than this. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2484 It was like that before we moved to New Jersey. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2485 It's Pop but is it Art? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2486 Well, I don't think they had alimony issues at that time. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2487 It's from his ma-doe-na and child series. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2488 Hmm. It looks like Uncle Charlie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2489 I’ll admit, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2490 Brilliant...From his Stag Night period, I believe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2491 Had they known what was coming, they certainly would never have made these signs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2492 Here, I'll explain it to you. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2493 Portraiture bores me. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2494 This one's a little dear. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2495 I don't know if it's art, but I like it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2496 There she is with Bambi and there he is carousing around looking for distractions on the highway. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2497 It speaks to me of the nagging angst of four lanes. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2498 Four legs good, two legs better! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2499 Exhibition at MODA 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2500 Oh my goodness, Bella, you were such a cute little fawn before you were caught in those headlights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2501 His style has evolved since his drawings for Bambi. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2502 "Mother and child"....sooooo overdone. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2503 Before the North Korean war, ancient humanoids worshipped our ancestors. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2504 Ah, yes, the Madonna and Child. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2505 "Ce n'est pas un cerf" - I don't get it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2506 I thought it was a one night stand 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2507 Okay okay it's mine, but that was seven years ago. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2508 She sent me a “Deer John” when she found out she was pregnant! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2509 I'm guessing the artist is working through some daddy issues. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2510 Now I gotta pay fawn support. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2511 Now this speaks to me in a way the shiny "balloon deer" never will. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2512 No, that's definitely Martha. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2513 The memories are too painful, I must leave. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2514 I just wish he'd use my good side. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2515 He produced this following his rut period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2516 I don't know, Rudy. DOE CROSSING just sounds so girly to me. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2517 More like Deer Crossing Legs. Haha. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2518 His earlier work was better, but this one's a forgery! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2519 Ahhh, life before car phones. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2520 You think it targets drivers with children?" "Don't say targets 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2521 They're not prancing 'cause it's Still Life. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2522 I favour landscapes over portraiture. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2523 She reminds me of my mother. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2524 You choose. These make me feel like a human in the headlights. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2525 Do you think she has implants 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2526 Why didn't you use birth control? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2527 Ah. The definitive Madonna and Child! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2528 I'm just not into animal realism. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2529 i THINK SHE'S CAPTURED THAT 'PERSON IN THE HEADLIGHTS' LOOK. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2530 I can't find any meaning in this work. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2531 I prefer the action ones. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2532 The violent treatment of his subject matter is tempered by his unusual chiaroscuro technique. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2533 I'm still partial to his 'No Hunting' series. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2534 Typical artist: he played the field; they split up and now he's on the rebound. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2535 What's your take on this family bathroom stuff?" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2536 The artist is a deer friend of mine. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2537 Is it still cultural appropriation when it's this beautiful? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2538 Fawnvism? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2539 The funny thing is, that guys name is Art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2540 I see why the critics are fawning over this one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2541 I did say maybe we'd buy something. But it's just too dear. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2542 A facile appeal to sentiment, don't you think? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2543 Can you believe that they used to walk on four legs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2544 I remember when they took that picture, you were just a baby. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2545 May as well be sitting ducks. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2546 A bit pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2547 Your wife has great legs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2548 Oh dear. That's really something. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2549 I’m having a Proust moment seeing my mother and me quadrupedal and all. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2550 It says that this was Bambi's first appearance. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2551 It's s a bit derivative 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2552 I much prefer this to his school children period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2553 This is the last thing my mother saw before she was run over. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2554 I've never set foot in Maine! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2555 I readily yield to your interpretation, though I maintain that there are elements of Dada that cannot be ignored. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2556 'Madonna and Fawn' by The Master of Interstate 80. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2557 This one clearly is Sexist 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2558 Trust me, young man, stay away from these if you can. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2559 I find this work quite pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2560 It's derivative. Stop fawning over it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2561 Why did they amble to their deaths? For a moment of glory on a road sign? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2562 I love the Realists. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2563 Perhaps ... but I tend to read his work allegorically. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2564 This one really struck me - like I was in the headlights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2565 Finally, someone bucking the trend! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2566 I've always found their work to be a bit pedestrian 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2567 Jean Doe's 'Les Biches' from his Jaundice Period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2568 Do you see that guy behind me? He's staring at my crotch. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2569 I miss her too Bambi 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2570 Boys, it’s time you learned about the birds and the bees. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2571 Such dark times. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2572 Remember this picture when Sherman was content to be by our side. Now look at him, longing to join the rest of the herd. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2573 Needs a pop of red! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2574 The artist was Chinese. Each family could only have one. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2575 No, leave it there. I'll call it 'Deer in the Headlights.' 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2576 We're currently in litigation over graphic misrepresentation. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2577 Big Bucks for Art! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2578 I think the guard is beginning to suspect we're not human. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2579 I can't understand what they thought was so controversial. 1.1698 0.07493 53 48 1 4
2580 I really respond to this new Alarmist work. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2581 I hear the artist has been delayed by traffic. Let's go grab a bite. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2582 Art imitating life!!!! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2583 This one is on my buck-et list. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2584 And they just stood there when they saw headlights coming? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2585 too representational 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2586 Finally, an accurate depiction. It’s “game crossing,” not “game leaping.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2587 This one speaks to me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2588 This is what happens when we give the doe's the vote and let them be artists. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2589 I guess the buck stops here. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2590 I priced this piece one buck less..... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2591 I really like it, but it's a lot of doe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2592 This collection is called 'Death'. The artist attempted to capture the last image we see before we go. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2593 come to the deer museum... it only costs three bucks... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2594 The cave paintings are much better and you get to go to France. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2595 The brushwork is a little crude but I think I understand what he is trying to say. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2596 She's a DILF 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2597 No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2598 They see potential tragedy. So do we. That shared point of view is what interests us both. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2599 Still life with fawn. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2600 Black lives matter 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2601 You looked so young then. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2602 Modern art is so pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2603 This. This takes me back. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2604 The turning point was when we actually started reading these. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2605 Not long after that she was shot. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2606 How come you don't look like that anymore? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2607 I don't feel like the artist is speaking to me. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2608 This one bucks the trend. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2609 The artist was drastically underappreciated during his career. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2610 They were illustrations showing drivers what to hit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2611 What's your sign? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2612 This lighting always gives me tunnel vision. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2613 I, for one, am tired of the Bambi references. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2614 This place sucks. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2615 Poor bastards. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2616 I told you having to walk the dog every day would suck 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2617 I think his Red Period pieces are actually better. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2618 I pass by a poor imitation of this in my neck of the woods, it can never convey the beauty of the original. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2619 I really see myself in these. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2620 I call this "Taking My Sweet Damn Time". 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2621 It loses something without the headlights. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2622 Really? That's where we come from? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2623 It's nice to see representationalism making a comeback. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2624 These pieces only reinforce hackneyed stereotypes 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2625 These liberal artists always glorify single motherhood. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2626 Impressionism is dead. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2627 I have never been too fond of the classics... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2628 And to think that humans once drove their own cars. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2629 look at these doodes ... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2630 Personally, I feel that artwork like this only serves to advance the notion of the "four hoofs on the ground" stereotype. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2631 Now that's what I call Realism 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2632 Trust me - you don't want to mix with the crowd viewing the "Rats in the Subway" exhibit down the hall! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2633 Oh deer. I am not fawned of this. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2634 No, I don't like it that much. I'm just frozen under these headlights. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2635 How far have we come 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2636 I'm okay with this stuff, as long as they show the headlights ! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2637 These "Studies in Yellow" are fine but I prefer his Blue Period. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2638 It lacks a human element. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2639 These are from the 20th and 21st century - the dark ages. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2640 But do you see it as the driver, or as the car? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2641 Serene ... but overall, perhaps a bit too formulaic. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2642 Such an endearing gallery 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2643 It's a good silhouette, but not a great silhouette. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2644 I see a little silhouetto of a deer 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2645 Notice the unique perspective. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2646 Narcissistic and self-indulgent, if you ask me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2647 I'm not sure why, but this one gives me a boner. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2648 I knew him before he turned commercial. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2649 A five years old deer could have painted this 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2650 I preferred his performance art 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2651 I see the artist striving to express himself outside of the strict public works tradition. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2652 So this is what they call "deer in the headlights?" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2653 milf. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2654 This ones called Road Kill. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2655 I saw this van gogh by the road yesterday 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2656 Yes Bambi, They are your baby pictures 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2657 As design, I like it. But is it art? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2658 Oh dear. My four year old could do that. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2659 These were during his yellow period 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2660 The commentary on relationship between mother and child is superb. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2661 Junior sure enjoys those Playdoe Magazine Posters. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2662 You're right--it is rather derivative. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2663 Don't you just love self-portraits of famous artists? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2664 Primitive yet fascinating. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2665 I wonder, do we cross for the pursuit of art or does art exist because we cross? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2666 That's a lot of doe 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2667 DEAR GALLERY PRESENTS: the crossroads of abstract symbolism 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2668 I don't get this one at all. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2669 I don't know why this art's called "Deer In The Headlights". But I am quite mesmerized. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2670 I think that’s my ex Xing. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2671 I really don't get modern art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2672 Wow, The Yorker can now afford color 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2673 I love the texture, the posture, the lady-stepping. Finally, a doe who refuses to prance. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2674 We would have been majestic and elegant but for evolution. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2675 The Madonna and child. Very powerful. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2676 During the rut she said, "Nice rack. Big, strong.," so I thought... and then Buck came along. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2677 Apparently this Xing fellow is very prolific. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2678 I’d buy it, but it’s too much doe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2679 I think it’s a sign of reflection. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2680 They all look like 'deer in the headlights' to me. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2681 They should make this into a movie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2682 The museum has been accused of pandering to its audience, but I just don't see it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2683 Not my better side 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2684 His art is half gay and half incest pedophilia. I guess Freud was right. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2685 I have a print of this at home. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2686 I also posed for this one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2687 And in this scene, Bambi's mother first realizes it's a forest fire, not a sunset. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2688 Well – the invite said stags only. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2689 I disagree, these painting are not from his Yellow Period, they represent his expression of the Triangularist movement. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2690 It would've been a nude, but her fawn showed up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2691 Expensive but worth the investment for my road. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2692 This is way too abstract for my tastes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2693 Yeah, he's a one-trick pony; but I DO like this one 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2694 I prefer landscapes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2695 The breakout stars in the movement were renowned for their heroic antics and obsession with classicism. The implied misogyny was later exploited. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2696 That was me as a youngster. She taught me everything about where to cross. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2697 How endeering. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2698 My first, but she's gone now; a victim of the 'bump stock.' It's legal, you know. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2699 So many layers. Such complexity. Only a genius could have done this. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2700 I-495 Memorial 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2701 Remarkable. I understand the painter was in prison. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2702 These things were ubiquitous before humans evolved Musk. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2703 I'm not sure we need another "Madonna and Child" in this day and age. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2704 Ah, the 70's. The beginning of the end for the nuclear family. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2705 All it says to me is that we're missing rutting season again. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2706 He swears it's him. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2707 It doesn't capture the motivating force behind the action. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2708 I just don't understand his Bambi phase. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2709 Its both a warning and a moment in time for me. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2710 If life imitates art then we need to stop going these things 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2711 I told my ex and that daughter of ours that I would make them famous one day. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2712 Audacious artistry. And yet stunningly personal. It is as if I finally see myself. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2713 How can Timmy be taking so many selfies without any opposable thumbs? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2714 This is from his realism phase. You won't believe what came next. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2715 The modern portrayal of doe and fawn actualizes very nicely here. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2716 We don't live in a vacuum. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2717 I think it's meant to be ironically feminist. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2718 Well, I like it, but I'm not gonna lock horns over it.... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2719 And this one is called "Madonna and child" from his early period. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2720 Mother & child... once again, no father in the picture. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2721 O'Deer Look At That 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2722 This exhibit includes pictures of my first two jumps and my final suckle." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2723 Finally, an exhibit with substance. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2724 That's a gimmick sign, designed by the NRA to lure young members. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2725 I only come to these things for the free food... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2726 A rather unimaginative color palette 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2727 I think the artist has caught the essence of life, rebirth. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2728 She looks familiar. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2729 I titled this one:: Ma Donner and Child. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2730 Mom looks so young in that pocture 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2731 Who knew representaions like this could be so endearing? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2732 I hate this one; it makes my butt look big. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2733 The result of the other sign. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2734 I love how the artist captured none of them. 1.1667 0.07359 54 49 1 4
2735 I can't believe it...I dated her in high school! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2736 Some say his Blue period was his best, I on the other hand have always thought his Yellow period was his most important. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2737 The artist is crossing the line with this new exposition 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2738 It's derivative. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2739 How long are you gonna fawn over this? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2740 Jane was horrified when she learned humans are using this for street art. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2741 I'm afraid I prefer those cave paintings. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2742 He's known for very still lifes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2743 Derivative stuff. Let's move on. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2744 Never a stag party. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2745 He does a consistent job of signing his work. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2746 Hey they forgot to capture us! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2747 And this one represents the protectiveness of motherhood. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2748 She's got her mother's legs. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2749 This one just doesn’t leap out to me! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2750 The signs really say, 'go!' 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2751 Very Andy Warhol. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2752 Well, this is new and different, but it lacks the dynamicism of his other works. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2753 Ever since she modeled for this one, there's no talking to her. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2754 No entry. This does not need a caption. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2755 You really know how to throw a stag party. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2756 I didn't even know she was married. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2757 Wasn’t I cute? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2758 It's called "Deer Crossing." 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2759 I appreciate what the artist is doing, but I can't help thinking it borders on exploitation. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2760 Just enjoy the art, deer; we can discuss gun laws later. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2761 Pedestrian, yes. But yet they speak to aspirations of geonerations past. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2762 "A four years old deer could have painted this"? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2763 Classic Double Cross 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2764 My late cousin was illiterate. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2765 I could never really understand modern art. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2766 "Road to Bethlehem". Hmm... I don't get it. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
2767 They never even saw it coming. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2768 Hmmm…this cautionary, feminist perspective is a little edgy 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
2769 I wish those were NO HUNTING signs! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2770 I told you! Black makes me look skinnier. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2771 Did you read in ARTnews that I-95 is suing for repatriation? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2772 My doe could have drawn these. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2773 Sad. If they could have gotten a picture credit, the royalties would have kept them in clover. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2774 Is it 'deer' or 'deers?' 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2775 "Deer Crossing" I get, but "Bambi," "Petting Zoo," what??? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2776 It's so unfair. They didn't even pay me a buck for this. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2777 Reminds me of when you were just a deer in the headlights. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2778 Whoever the DOT artist is really needs to expand beyond silhouette work. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2779 More color would be nice. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2780 They're just not the same without the danger element. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2781 Did you notice the unusual splash of color on this one's shiny nose? 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
2782 It’s his second movement in yellow... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2783 I don't wish to fawn all over it, but these look great 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2784 They ran Mama over and raised me as a human. What's your backstory? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2785 Nice to see them in the exhibition but I was never sure he was really mine; she was a real slut. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2786 Street art is an acquired taste. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2787 I can't make up my mind if this primitive art represents the struggle of man to contain his animal impulses, or the struggle of deer to civilise itself. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2788 Sure, the instrument of death is different but this work is derivative of the hunters of Lascaux. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2789 How on Earth did a photograph of me and my Mom end up here? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2790 It's how the humans viewed us before the uprising of '24. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2791 It really captures the zeitgeist of helicopter parenting. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2792 As far as I'm concerned, it's fawnie porn. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2793 Where are the signs that say "bear right" or "bear left"? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2794 This one is called 'Crossing the Road Together.' 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2795 But Deer, this costs too many bucks. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2796 I see a commentary on the day we let them cross the road without us. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2797 I see it as an admonition on the folly of life 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2798 I miss Picasso. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2799 I love family portraits.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2800 I've always admired his yellow period. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2801 This was a reflection of the rising feminist movement that originated on the edge of the forest. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2802 Yes, I have talent, but I put my pants on one leg at a time just like any other bipedal deer. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2803 That’s a deer, dear. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2804 It says create 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2805 Dad was thin back then. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2806 I don't think the signs really warn them. We'll just have to jump on their windshields. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2807 She was my muse. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2808 ”Oh, a Madoenna and a child”! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2809 Clearly, another Mary Cassatt ripoff. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2810 Unfortunately, the artist has gone missing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2811 The humans were so busy with politics, they couldn't even see what was right in front of them. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2812 At last - they've finally gotten around to using some plus-size models. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2813 Tragic really. Earl was shot to death as he was teaching Junior to 'look both ways before crossing'. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2814 The artist calls this exhibition "Let Us Prey". 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2815 I think it is just so derivative 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2816 I don't always feel like leaping wildly; sometimes I just like to amble across the road like this doe and fawn. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2817 I don't get it" "It's a famous piece. I forget who it's by, but I see it everywhere. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2818 This one seems to be missing something... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2819 Rather humanistic. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2820 I think it would have more impact on me if I weren't color blind. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2821 She's a feminist. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2822 How primitive we were before The Revolution. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2823 School zone. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2824 I like his red octagon period better. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2825 Through the use of shadow, the artist encourages us all to stop and reflect. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2826 Yep, the buck stopped here, Son. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2827 I thought it was time to branch out. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2828 I'm thinking their demise had to do with their poor aesthetics. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2829 Entre nous, when I go camping that’s how I walk. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2830 We're all just deer caught in headlights. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2831 I hear he got his start with the zebra crossing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2832 You know, he was quite unherd of until this exhibit. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2833 There are aspects of minimalism, but I think postmodernism best defines it. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2834 It doesn't just happen to the birds and bees, son. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2835 A bit cautious for my taste. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2836 You know, I'm not sure about these nudist museums. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2837 Definitely lacking in gender fluidity, wouldn't you agree? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2838 They asked me to pose, but yellow isn't my best color. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2839 The heteronormative depiction of family is completely antiquated. This artist is so circa 2002. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2840 Every year it's the same, safety warnings for us, whiskey and mince pies for him. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2841 Kinda makes you feel bad for driving here, huh? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2842 I believe that these are from his "Deer in the Headlights" series. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2843 I'm having trouble relating to this one. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2844 That's scat! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2845 These are from the artist's YIELD period. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2846 So THAT'S what drove him to finally hack off his other antler. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2847 I’m struck by its simplicity. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2848 Thank God self driving cars will make these dumb art exhibits obsolete. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2849 It looks amazingly like my wife and kid. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2850 Primitive humans have always revered us. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2851 Reminds me how your deer mother fawned over you. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2852 A fine example of his deer caught in the headlights phase. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2853 Always the Bambi card with this guy. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2854 MILF Crossing 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2855 I believe its an early work of the Dutch artist, Van Doe 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2856 This composition raises serious questions of issues of identity in relation to post humanism. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2857 Many say his untimely demise may have been avoided had he executed this one during daylight hours. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2858 It's a Venison Van Doe. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2859 Way too Bambi-esque for me. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2860 It will sell, I suppose, but to me it lacks the je ne sais qua of his 'Bambi Road Kill.' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2861 A tragic encounter with an SUV sadly kept Rupert from basking in the worldwide acclaim his work enjoys today. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2862 Well frankly I think he made me look fat. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2863 I thought there would be more does at this opening than just this painting.... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2864 Evidently, they never developed a written language before they became extinct. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2865 Black lives matter 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2866 It lacks the usual joie de vivre. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2867 I never liked his early work. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2868 Stop griping already! It's tasteful. You weren't really nude and neither was I. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2869 You know, she only did it for the money. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2870 You take a nice picture. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2871 They always manage to work in a pastoral scene. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2872 Bambi: A Retrospective. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2873 If this included a chicken, it would definitively state the objective. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2874 I'm all for art but some people will display anything to make a buck. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2875 Rubenesque. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2876 They say it's actually a picture of his mistress. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2877 They had no concept of perspective in those days.. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2878 Not a very good likeness. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2879 This exhibit is on loan from Route 58. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2880 It speaks to me.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2881 confustion 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2882 I like the one from 1999 better 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2883 Cal Trans was a huge influence on my work. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2884 I'm really fawn doe this one. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2885 I didn't know Nancy had married! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2886 Look at that flying Hoover hover! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2887 It's not the most flattering, but it's good to be featured. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2888 Henry dear, doesn't that look an awful lot like Marcia and her second fawn? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2889 This must be from the artist's Cautionary Period. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2890 It would be more realistic with bullet holes in the sign. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2891 "This piece is called 'MaDoena and Fawn'". 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2892 It's as if stay-at-home bucks don't even exist! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2893 These will never sell. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2894 I prefer landscapes. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2895 The Fawn-Roe hypothesis is that hominids worshipped us. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2896 With its roots in the 1930's, the Yellow Period has proved surprisingly durable, inspiring countless derivative works. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2897 Such tragic poignancy in this this piece! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2898 I don’t understand it. But I like it. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2899 I'm not sure which of us he looks like. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2900 The antlers are all backwards. Except for this one. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2901 I hate deer season. It’s all about guns and us. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2902 Even that didn't help with distracted drivers. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2903 Don't you think that the headlight motif is a bit much? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2904 I read on Wikipedia that Realism is a revolt against the exotic subject matter and exaggerated emotionalism and drama of the Romantic movement. I totally get it now. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2905 Note the creative use of black. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2906 Do you mean Fauvism? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2907 We’re getting into a rut - let’s go to a different museum next week. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2908 I knew you fawned over that doe. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2909 He really captures the gestalt. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2910 What you call childish, I experience as representational purity. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2911 Modern art, or Realism? That's the question. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2912 Don't be fooled. 'Grazing in the Suburbs' is meant to turn more humans against us. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2913 Yes, you DO look a bit hippy. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2914 Thank God it’s not Picassoesque. Otherwise there would be more road kills. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2915 Well this sucks. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2916 I am not "fawning" over her 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2917 I BET you two bucks and a fawn HE gets hit by a car by friday. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2918 She reached the pinnacle of her talent in painting the State Route 17 Series. It's also the place where she got run over. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2919 The use of space in this work is as eye-catching as headlights 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2920 I love the use of colors 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2921 She got cusdody 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2922 I'd give her a 10 if it weren't for the kid. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2923 Frankly? It's patronizing. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2924 When I was a young buck I thought she was the most free-spirited wild thing in the forest--I trumpeted and rutted like crazy to get her to look at me. Those were the days! 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
2925 I don't mean to sound insensitive, but Bambi's mom had it goin' on. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2926 She was one of Rudolph's favorite models. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2927 I prefer Match.com. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2928 I love the use of colors 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
2929 It's the earliest known painting of Bambi. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2930 Meh. Same old, same old. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2931 Xing really should start to sign his artwork. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2932 I believe this movement was called Sign-Post Impressionism. 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
2933 This is going to be the next big thing. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2934 The proportions are all wrong. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2935 Good boy Toto. I don’t think we’ll be in Kansas much longer. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2936 Wouldn't it be nice if, for once, they showed the headlights? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2937 Art? Porno? All I know is it makes me horny. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2938 Beats a Jackson Polluck any day. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2939 You didn't tell me about her! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2940 This one looks like he was caught in the headlights. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2941 We discovered this portrayal of him as a child 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2942 Is that a picture of my mom and baby me? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2943 Two deer, too dear. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2944 That's mom and me in the days before cell phones. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2945 Historians believe the artist was having an affair with the model. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2946 School zone. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
2947 Graphically bold, and functionality to boot, I like it! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2948 Pretending to be interested in random stuff on the walls when you don't know anyone at a social event. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2949 yeah, say what you want about this representing some primitive form of self-expression… I still think my kid can draw better than that. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2950 How do you know YOU'RE not the father? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2951 Walking on four legs was so 1990's. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
2952 I hate how everyone fawns all over his work. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
2953 ...Reminds me of the years when I was living in Central Park... 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
2954 Long ago moms taught their sons to "take a knee"; yet, still we are hunted. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2955 Did you know this year is the 75th anniversary of that movie? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2956 I think this was taken in Yosemite. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2957 I prefer Warhol's Cow 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2958 Seems very gender-biased to me. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2959 He painted this from memory as an adult deer. Their last walk together before the hunter got her. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2960 “Wherever I am I am what is missing.” What the hell does that mean?!? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2961 This one is called carpool lane. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2962 I never cared much for his period of cautionary realism. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2963 No, I get it, I just think Pop Art is lazy 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2964 Who commissions a portrait like that with a bright yellow background? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2965 What will they paint next...humans on two feet? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2966 I think it's exploitive. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2967 Shall we? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2968 Hey, you know if the game's on? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2969 The title is 'Walk like an Egyptian' . . . 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2970 Banal, yet endeering. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2971 Bambi’s mother was pretty, but she was no Moose-a Lisa. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2972 The post eco-modernist movement is so real. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2973 I was in a rut 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2974 This is a commission the artist did of a Madonna and Child. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2975 Now this one, I'm fawning over! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2976 I prefer post-modern myself 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2977 And this is your Grandmother and Uncle Buck. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2978 It just captures my attention like a deer in the headlights. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2979 All I can see is headlights. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2980 The composition seems trite, although it does have a modernist component. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2981 Your late uncle thought these were TVs. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2982 Single mother? Still a turn-on. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
2983 It ain’t worth two bucks. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2984 And where were you last fall! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2985 I like her attitude. Confident! She's not hurrying across the road for anyone. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2986 Yes, I know it's art but it's still reckless to depict her coaxing the fawn across the headlight zone... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2987 Such a dear family. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2988 It might sound sexist but I really like this one best. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2989 It’s amazing how fast this one got her figure back. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2990 Finally, a gender-neutral restroom. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2991 A predictable outcome after all that jumping about... 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2992 I'm sure it's an Edgar Deergas 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2993 I think that might be my Dad and me when we were visiting the Ozarks. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2994 I see why he's known for his does. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2995 Yeah, but you should have seen her before she fawned. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2996 I don't know, I guess this series just leaves a gamey taste in my mouth. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
2997 It's a little fawning don't you think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2998 I think the artist captured the innocence of the subjects perfectly. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2999 This one dates from 2018--just 50 years before our Revolution. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3000 We are hoping these two will be adopted together. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3001 I'll never understand postmodernism. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3002 These things are reallly going to mess up Christmas Eve. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3003 So ironic, of course-considering the way he died. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3004 This harsh yellow supposedly evokes impending death. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3005 Oh Dear, ...Oh Dear 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3006 I like the frame. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3007 I don't care for pornography. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3008 Remember the days when we weren’t trusted behind the wheel? 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
3009 Mooseum of Modern Art 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3010 Nice, but she does come with baggage! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3011 They call this art? Nothing more than trail markers. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3012 It is definitely reminiscent of the mid-20th century Bambi school of realism. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3013 The artist got sentimental in his yellow period. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3014 Actually, I find these exhibits of bathroom door art to be pretty limited. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3015 These memorial walls stop me in my tracks. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3016 Why do they never serve lichen at these events? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3017 A caption would be superfluous. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3018 We leap too, you know. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3019 Did you remember to turn off the iron? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3020 So they want us to pick just one? I think this would be the most usable emoji...don't you think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3021 Yeah - they call it street art, deer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3022 Frankly, it's what I've come to expect from a van Doe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3023 My kid could do this. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
3024 Are you free for dinner tonight? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3025 Not sure if it's a puzzle or a bathroom sign. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3026 I see a cautionary tale with no tail 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3027 These are from his pre-venison period. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3028 I don't quite know why, but there's something foreboding about this gallery. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3029 I like the aesthetic, but somewhat heteronormative, don't you think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3030 It's so post-less modern. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3031 Ceci n'est pas une deer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3032 I think these images have been photoshopped 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3033 The bucks were disappointed to discover that humans vastly underestimated their role in parenting. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3034 The corporate sponsor is John Deere. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3035 A tad too minimalist for my taste. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3036 Marvelous command of pallet. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3037 Why are we reviewing this man-made crap? Shouldn't be we be practicing our ballet? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3038 I was asked to be part of the performance art. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3039 It's a 17th century Dutch merchant deer. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3040 She looked better in stag films. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3041 It represents every time they’ve crossed my mind. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3042 Actually, I prefer abstract expressionism. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3043 Very limited palette, if you ask me. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3044 I don’t get what this artist is trying to say. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3045 I'm not going wild over it. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3046 Not sure it really captures the situation. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3047 I heard this was one of the last paintings that Bambi’s mother posed for. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3048 Family pictures tend to make me sad. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3049 I commissioned it -- it's my wife and little Timmy. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3050 Do I look fat? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3051 Wow! That's very daring--two in the same picture! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3052 That could have been you but you chose to focus on your career. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3053 Yes, he's less abstract now, but this semiotics phase he's in just isn't as interesting. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3054 This one right here, saved my dear Grandfather's life. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3055 I liked his Curve Ahead Arrow better. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3056 I like the artist, but he's a little cautious. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3057 It’s reminescent of cavemen art. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3058 Another not so-great day on I-95. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3059 Since the divorce, this is the only way to see my son. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3060 I don’t know why, but I can’t stop staring at it. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3061 I don't really go for this abstract stuff. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3062 I get the sign but what does it signify? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3063 Yes, I agree, I prefer the MILF over the Mapplethorpes 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3064 I know the others are worth more bucks, yet I continue to fawn over this one. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3065 Where's the menace in the message? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3066 Yes, he had no idea that humans would take notice of his work. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3067 In my opinion, this is Kara Walker's best work. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3068 So what do you think it is? Well, Deer, I think it's a sign. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3069 You can really see the lapland influence on the brush strokes. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3070 I really like the intimacy of his "Bambi Period" 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3071 I find this exhibit rather pedestrian, don't you? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3072 This was the point where her work broke thematically from the herd. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3073 I just don't get Art. What's That supposed to be? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3074 I noticed there was a trigger warning in the catalogue. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3075 I knew her before she became a famous model. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3076 Oh deer god. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3077 ...but there has been no statistical reduction in deaths where this sign was posted. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3078 Isn't that your cousin Terry? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3079 Oh dear, a unisex bathroom would solve this entire problem. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3080 One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn't belong. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3081 Yeath, that's pretty good....but remember that headlight exhibit..? I just couldn't look away! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3082 Fine, as long as these Cold Cases aren't coming out of my budget. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3083 It just doesn't have the hart of her other work. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3084 He didn't get the backlighting right. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3085 I prefer abstract art 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3086 His art was always blasé for me... two color... no depth and the same boring subject. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3087 This is Edouart's best work. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3088 I much prefer formalism to this street art. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3089 Superb effect and marvelously invokes motion! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3090 His new work is banal compared to his earlier "Taxidermy Series". 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3091 You've lost weight. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3092 Another droll, elementary depiction, evoking no emotion whatsoever. Why humans insist on promoting this work worldwide is something I'll never understand. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3093 I don’t think it’s my best side 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3094 If the signs read 'car xing' instead, they would still be with us. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3095 I don't get modern art. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3096 I didn't know Sarah had a fawn. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3097 It's derivative. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3098 I'm not a fan of this new Feminist art. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3099 It's just so deerivative. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3100 I can never remember when mating season opens. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3101 It's rather sexist, if you ask me. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3102 'DEER CROSS-DRESSING!' 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3103 He seems to be evolving from minimalism to mamaism. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3104 It means you can cross with your kids. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3105 Hmm...I don't remember her name, but I think her fawn could be mine. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3106 Oh, some primitive species from the pre- nuclear extinction event. The artifact record depicts us as gods, as well as apes and the "Far Side" pantheon. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3107 Wilma I'm telling you that's cousin Earle last fall right at the beginning of the rut. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3108 CAUTION: Headlights in next Gallery. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3109 You see, life does imitate art. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3110 It shows a prehistoric worldview where our ancestors could cross the road only at the sign. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3111 I still prefer his un-signed work 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3112 I believe this was from his “preBambi awareness” period. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3113 For my taste, it's too derivative. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3114 So I told her that the sign didn't make her butt look too big. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3115 I have always been a great fan of plein air paintings. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3116 Myrtle said they shot her bad side, but I just don't see it. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3117 Thumper's absence is almost palpable, isn't it? So powerful. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3118 They never show us making s'mores. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3119 They really captured us well. Feels like yesterday... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3120 These works really make people want to slow down and look. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3121 The buck stopped somewhere else. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3122 This one is from the highway protest of 95. It was a big hit. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3123 That's a fine resemblance of Martha and the little one. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3124 Andy Warhol he is not! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3125 This wall is a powerful display of the effects of male suicide on single motherhood 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3126 Now this one reeks of sentimentality ... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3127 I'm pretty sure I saw this one where your mother died. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3128 Gross. Look at those ugly creatures. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3129 What do you think about this one for the south meadow? I love how the artist captures the strength in her antlers. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3130 When the security guard looks the other way, let's grab it and run!! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3131 I could do that. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3132 I prefer artists who throw caution to the wind. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3133 Oh, I like it. I think it’s very funny. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3134 The deer get to vote on the new design for the yearly crossing signs, due to political correctness it was getting harder to decide. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3135 Enjoy it now. Admissions have been dying. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3136 It was a simpler more innocent time. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3137 OK. I get it. Its a 'Watch for deer and fawn sign.' Like our relatives. But does the deer identify as a deer, a moose, an elk, or even as a donkey? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3138 I hope the museum closes soon. I'm stuck in these headlights. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3139 Tsk. Cultural appropriation at its worst. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3140 Deer in the Limelight 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3141 He was most prolific in his "Highway Modern" period. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3142 Most of his work has that compelling, "Je ne c'est quois," cachet. This piece? Meh. Just a couple of "rien deers." 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3143 Just another preachy artist filled with cautionary tales. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3144 His "In Headlights" period is sublime. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3145 It's not so much what the artist sees - it's what they make others see. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3146 Does this painting stagger ewe, deer hart? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3147 His work just feels so pedestrian to me. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3148 My ex and I share custody. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3149 Now, to me, this one seems to convey a certain quiet, lurking sense of brutal automobile damage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3150 We don't have that kind of dough, dear. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3151 It lacks the freedom of his earlier work. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3152 I just think it's a bit...obvious 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
3153 You'd never know from her pictures that she had a lot of doe. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3154 If they had only paid attention, she would be with us today. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3155 It makes me look fat 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3156 Hey, Dad, isn't that Uncle Buck? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3157 It's a different side of their work than you see in the wild. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3158 Too avant-garde for me. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3159 I think Disney has lost its magic. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3160 It gives one pause to reflect, don’t you think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3161 I find his "Yellow Period" to be terribly derivative. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3162 That says to me, "And a fawn shall lead them." 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3163 They wrote it's speciesism and he's a self-hating-deer 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3164 That's the sign they use to tell us where cars are XING us! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3165 While lacking verisimilitude, it does, in a raw way, illustrate the myriad horrors of postmodernity. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3166 Much too retro for my taste. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3167 And here's your great aunt Bertha from your mothers' side of the family... may she rest in peace... and your cousin Buck 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3168 Who would have thought that his work would evolve from this into his "Caught In The Headlights" period? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3169 The artist is quite prolific but lacking imagination or depth 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3170 Remember, hunting season opens a week after this exhibit closes. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3171 Does this remind you of last Thanksgiving when Buck ate the fermented berries and then played chicken with traffic at Miller’s Bend? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3172 Ihat's the wife and kid just before they tried to cross the LA Expressway. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3173 Why must they drag the children into this? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3174 His later period shows a more subtle use of light. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3175 This one really captures the deer. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3176 Really doe? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3177 The artist wants you to slow down. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3178 And they said Realism was dead. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3179 I resent the artist’s privileging the female’s role in the childrearing relationship. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3180 It's about man's inhumanity to deer, of course. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3181 Every time I see it, I get that “in the headlights” feeling again. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3182 It highlights the subtle essence of that song, "doe a dear, a female dear." 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3183 What is it we find disturbing about his work? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3184 Hmm...seems a bit derivative. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3185 Something about the nude figure brings out the philosopher in me. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3186 Dear, I told you he would like prancing more than family time. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3187 This one was before the feminist movement took hold. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3188 They call that art? It sure didn't do Uncle Wilfred any good. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3189 Why do humans always hang these paintings at an angle? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3190 These recently discovered drawings depict our more primitive beginnings 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3191 That's My Elizabeth and Audrey. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3192 Technically they are excellent but lack the warmth of Annie Leibovitz 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3193 I find his work derivative yet with merit. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3194 This is all they could salvage from I-95 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3195 We are all pawns in the game of life and death. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3196 Excuse me; females are smaller and don’t have antlers 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3197 This one is called 'Headlight Scenario. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
3198 I don't think we'll look good in yellow. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3199 Frankly, art from primitive cultures just doesn't speak to me. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3200 It's from his sentimentalist period. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
3201 Be a deer and get over it. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3202 He does amazing work with a limited palette. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3203 No wonder the humans are extinct and we're still here 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3204 While the yellow background is not unique, the juxtaposition and sense of motion of Bambi and his mother is very well achieved. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3205 Is every artist required to do a Madonna and Child painting? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3206 But where's the Dad? There's so much left unsaid... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3207 I was in a rut- then I met your mom. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3208 Moving, isn't it, dear? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3209 A bit reductive, if you ask me. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3210 I never could understand these Impressionists, and frankly, I would rather be destroying someone's garden. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3211 I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3212 This one is your best work as it captures the serenity of the family. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3213 Remember when we looked like that.. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3214 Clearly, the buck stopped there! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
3215 What makes them think we're going to show up here? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3216 Definitely a MILF 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3217 If you look closely you'll notice a subtle transition from impressionism to symbolism. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3218 Man, this is so sexist! I often walk the fawns across the road, too, you know. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3219 I think that takes care of us, but what about The Three Bears? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3220 That reminds me...I should give Claire a call. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3221 It's called "Doe and Fawn Lives Matter." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3222 A buck says you can't guess the artist. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3223 I have been paying child support since we got together. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3224 No, dear, I was not his muse. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3225 Humans see us as so one dimensional. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3226 Son, look here... this was taken when you were younger we were in the city. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3227 Hell, my fawn could've painted this one. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3228 Obviously, from his post-romantic period" OR "It's sad. In her later years, she'd do anything for a buck. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3229 - William White-Tail "self portraits" c.1978-1986 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3230 Is that your missus and my kid? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3231 She looks exactly like my first wife. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3232 How pedestrian! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3233 Don't look at the ceiling. You will stare at those lights forever! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3234 The taxidermy exhibition was a lot more realistic, if you ask me. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3235 I'm not impressed -- a fawn could paint that. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3236 I find it derivative 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3237 All in all, she was a good president. Too bad she couldn't pass nationwide unlimited roaming bill. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3238 I like it, but it feels a little derivative. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3239 Oh my gosh, a Hoovercraft! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3240 This mode of travel didn't stick around long because it really sucked 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3241 He's just making these for the doe. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3242 What do think of this one Dear? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3243 Coming into the wrong room with antlers could cause a big stink. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3244 I think it's a rather becoming picture of little George. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3245 I don't really know if I'd classify it as still life. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3246 When it comes to reproduction those damn does get all the credit. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3247 This is SO photoshopped. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3248 Who gives a hoof! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3249 Hall of Deervaluion 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3250 Family album. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3251 His earlier works, before he saw the Bambi film, were superior. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3252 And this painting here shows a classic Renaissance subject matter, Madeerna and Child. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3253 I don't know, the art seems a bit cautious to me. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3254 You won’t catch me staring into headlights. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3255 Fine painterly qualities - yes, but what a dumb title - 'Expect Deer on our Roads' 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3256 I think the fawn resembles you more than me. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3257 One day, you too may be the subject of a traffic sign. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3258 I don't know, Brad. I think they're a little derivative. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3259 Now that's a DILF! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3260 I realize we are colorblind, but why just silhouettes? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3261 That's one hot mama. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3262 Oh, deer, What can the Matter Be? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3263 That was before the hyperloop 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3264 Don't know if he was trying for PopArt or Dadaism, but either way this will be worth a lot more money after he gets hit by a truck. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3265 Feminist art. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
3266 Why do they keep on painting us all into that same old, tight corner... always yellow and black! Might we look like bees or bananas to them? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3267 I believe these are all from the artist's Art Deerco period. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3268 This is quite a departure from all those damn dangerous installations right on top of those busy roads. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3269 Piet Mondrian meets Sir Edwin Landseer 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3270 It should sell for a lot of dough. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3271 Cute, but not super cute. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3272 We've come a long way since we defeated the apes who defeated the humans. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3273 That's you with your Mom . . . the last picture of her, taken just before she was hit by a truck. 1.1400 0.07004 50 46 1 3
3274 I remember when they did this one. You were 8-months old and really adorable. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
3275 They love their bipedalism and opposable thumbs, but I'm sure grateful for the evolution of human Musk. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
3276 Unfortunately, they read it backward and went in the opposite direction. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3277 Humans are an endangered species 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
3278 I remember them when they were nobody .... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3279 I've seen better street art 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3280 I, for one, have little nostalgia for the days when the humans still ruled. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3281 That’s my dear/deer family. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3282 Tomorrow’s road kill. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3283 Irony in art 101. They save us to shoot us. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3284 I'll say it again Joe. It's wonderful to see Joanne and flower commemorated for their ability to dodge cars. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3285 Well, it's clearly post-partem. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3286 I'll bet this one is worth some doe. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3287 His mid-career work displays a more refined sensibility, don't you think? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3288 None of these captions are any good. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3289 The dough they paid for this piece is staggering! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3290 The light on the picture just stops me in my tracks. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3291 While it captures certain family values, I feel it is overly sentimental and deriviative. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3292 Wow, they lived in such an austere manner back then 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3293 I just don’t get it 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3294 How much are you selling this piece for?" "It will only cost you a buck. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3295 Her work lacks subtlety. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3296 Interestingly, ever since we've collected the items for this exhibition the deer population has mysteriously fallen. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3297 Should we really be standing here? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3298 It’s an ambient painting, you’re not meant to study the brushstrokes. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3299 I don't like to cross in their designated crossing zones, just call me quirky. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3300 These colors just won't work, do you have one in Mikado or Fulvous? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3301 Notice how removing the books (and changing mammals) transforms the old "school crossing" portrait into this "animal crossing"?? - books make all the difference in the world! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3302 His "Ma-doe-na with Bambi-no" is unique among his works. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3303 Transfixing 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3304 Was I a cute fawn, or what? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3305 I was there too. But the artist only drew you and Junior. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3306 I'm not really a fawn of this one. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3307 Such a keen sense of form and direction, you've really pulled it off Phil. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3308 The more abstract, the better - to confuse and slow down a self-driving car! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3309 Jane Doe never looked better! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3310 A very modern take on the Madonna with child 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3311 I caught his show at the venison biennale. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3312 I don't like it. I look fat. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3313 This is pure filth. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3314 It is named "Madoena and Child". 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3315 Doe: A Deer. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3316 Bah! My kid could've done that. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3317 I preferred her in her fauvism period. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3318 These self portraits leave much to be desired. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3319 I's tragic that we have been reduced to signage. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3320 Isn't it so meta that we're left our families tonight to come to "The Absent Buck" exhibit? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3321 A bit maudlin, but I see where the artist is going with it. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3322 Ah, a modern Pieta. Doe and Fawn. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3323 Now cars are the least of our worries. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3324 Somehow this one just doesn't move me the way the others do. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3325 This one does seem to buck the trend. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3326 It's the headlighting that really freezes them in the moment. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3327 My life's work -- and I still couldn't quite capture the frailty of life. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3328 I think it is too didactic. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3329 It's okay for figurative work, but I prefer landscapes. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3330 "Doe, a deer, a female deer..." Those lyrics are just a sign of our times. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3331 let's buy one of these for the road in the gift shop 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3332 I’ve never been a fan of the Realists ... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3333 Prancer, you keep fawning over the does. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3334 'Doe with fawn' is a bit of a cliche, don't you think? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3335 Hon, turn the headlights off so we can go home! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3336 Call me crazy, but I’m just not a fan of Sven’s Yellow Period. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3337 I wonder where he gets his inspiration. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3338 Fauvist?! I resent the implication! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3339 This is one of her earlier works -- note the lack of motion and detail. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3340 Derivative! I prefer his earlier work. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3341 So, they're going all in with teaching the controversy huh? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3342 Modern art is so endeering 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3343 Provocative, yes, but still not an appeal to the prurient interest. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3344 Isn't evolution marvelous? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3345 These two taught me I can't make my life hell all by myself. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3346 I think this one's the restroom for Bucks, Dad. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3347 A staggering exhibit! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3348 Always a doe, never a buck. Politically correct bulls**t. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3349 Did you sign a release? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3350 Of course, women and children get center stage! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3351 Of all our street artists, I never thought he'd sell out. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3352 Your mother was murdered with the big bang bang. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3353 The light contrast is interesting, but don't you think they could have picked a more flattering angle? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3354 The panel on the right is deer crossing in. The panel on the left is deer crossing out. The panel in the center is the well known, The Buck Stops Here. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3355 It just doesn't mean anything to me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3356 Alas, poor Bambi, I knew you well. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3357 What's this supposed to mean -- go slow for the doe? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3358 This one offers more of a "Family" theme. Yet Caution is still key! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3359 Everyone is fawning over these buck naked paintings. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3360 Is it politically incorrect to find her attractive? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3361 There's a fine line between art and pornography. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3362 'Madonna and Child:' exquisite! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3363 The artist is known only by his initials, D.P.W. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3364 You shouldn't make fun of the deer without antlers -- they're born that way. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3365 I prefer Roy Lichtenstein 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3366 Oh, yeah, I remember that freaky little Rudolph. What ever happened to him, anyway? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3367 This is from the Dear In Headlights period. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3368 Pops was right. No matter how safe you may feel. Always look both ways before you cross the street. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3369 I just love the way the artist captured our realism...... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3370 Predatory, but caring. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3371 It's called 'Mating Season.' Not very creative. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3372 I love watching myself - I really do have beautiful form 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3373 I dunno . . . I'm not really into hyperrealism. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3374 Unrealistic! Fawn startled but doe not? Never happens. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3375 I like it, but it's not hart. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3376 It's like looking at a Vermeer, don't you think? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3377 A late human era Madonna and Child apparently, Gloria. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3378 I call it my "Deers in the Headlights." collection. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3379 If you're right about Intelligent Design, why the antlers? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3380 Deer in the spotlights 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3381 I know, I know--you _never_ want to see Afternoon of the Fawn. Well, this time it's my way or the highway! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3382 This artist clearly has never seen the rear of a doe. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3383 I've seen this artist's work before! It's a shame it isn't noticed by humans. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3384 This is worth $50 million? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3385 These images are everywhere. It's just so Deer-ivative. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3386 It just doesn't say deer to me 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3387 I painted this during my Cubist period. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3388 It's the last picture of them together. Poor deer didn't see it coming. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3389 Obviously what he lacks in visual depth is overcome by his use of... yellow. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3390 I find the utilitarian nature of his work both inspiring and terrifying. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3391 A little too sentimental for my taste. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3392 You should see his body of work during the "deer in the headlights" period. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3393 If I'm not mistaken, these are deer prints. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3394 I find this work menacing yet playful because of the way the reductive quality of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix notates the larger carcass. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3395 They look just like the ones we saw when we crossed the highway to get here. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3396 Iconic Warhol. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3397 MIDDLE DEERE( I have never really enjoyed family portraits.) FAR RIGHT DEERE(That's why you will never get a woman Mike.) 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3398 Seems to be in a bit of a rut. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3399 But what does it mean? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3400 Very contemporary. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3401 This piece truly captures the essence of mother-fawn bonding. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3402 Of course it's all the same, he’s in a rut! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3403 “ I like it but why is it titled “ Headlites” ? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3404 Now remember: when training humans, always include a reference to Bambi. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3405 Huh... and I usually detest Jeff Rakoons. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3406 That was me as a fawn. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3407 I see despair and longing, it's very moving. A single mother and her fawn. The dewy morning meadow. 18 wheels. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3408 Where's the headlights ? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3409 Yes, most definitely Post-Audubon. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3410 That one was taken at the school crossing 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3411 Well, it's better than last month's roadkill exhibit. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3412 I believe the artist is conveying how passive we are to the monsters with the glowing demon eyes! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3413 Oh, well, I could have done this. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3414 How endeering. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3415 Here we see a visual pun on intersectionality. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3416 Those White Tails all look alike, to me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3417 Do I really look like that? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3418 I call it 'Doe and Fawn in Repose'. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3419 His later works emphasize much more of a "road kill" perspective. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3420 These don't help the deers that are slaughtered in traffic, but the artistry cannot be denied. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3421 Reproducing is clearly deadly... 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3422 It's a brave statement on the state of the nuclear family. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3423 It's not just the prices that are highway robbery. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3424 He's been on one hell of a journey 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3425 This is a bad sign for the future of art. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3426 Pictures are worth a thousand words! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3427 It's the earliest known depiction of Bambi. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3428 His work is too derivative. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3429 It's about time someone thought of the children. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3430 The imagery...the lights...I'm having a deja vu moment, Rick. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3431 Deer are known for their ability to browse. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3432 Only the ones with rack move me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3433 These are well done but I'm getting weary of the silhouette on tilted yellow square motif. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3434 I find this one cloying. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3435 I think you will definitely stop traffic! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3436 I prefer his pre-headlight phase. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3437 It Was Just A Shot In The Dark. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3438 Well, as you know, any art is more enjoyable when your wife and son haven't just been killed by a car, Dean. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3439 Yes but what does it MEAN.... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3440 Ah, yes! A unique piece. "The Challenges of the Unwed Mother" 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3441 Ah, a trip down Memory Lane. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3442 It's just so hard to believe. It sounds like something from a movie. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3443 Someone made a lot of doe out of this. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3444 The juxtaposition of man versus deer is compelling 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3445 That's a kill. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3446 You know, I was in Italy last week and I'm just tired of looking at Mother and Bambino pictures. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3447 I named this piece Racial Profiling #4 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3448 It’s staggering how way too deerivative this is. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3449 'I'm just saying it's a sexist representation. Jumping bucks and doting does. Hell I'm a house buck.' 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3450 Reminds me, have you heard the one about the deer crossing the road? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3451 I see no carnage. Where's the realism? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3452 Despite countless marches by the Does, it took the release of the animated film Bambi for this sign to be introduced. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3453 These are all from his early period...before we walked on two legs. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3454 he was much better at portraits, but the impressionism is good. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3455 Death, yes. But does it really capture that 'Bambi and his mother' vibe? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3456 It's quite an interesting juxtaposition. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3457 Modern art is too stark for my taste. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3458 It's all so sanitized. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3459 I’ve never been a fan of primitive art. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3460 At a party I'd ask 'em if they were sisters. Works every time. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3461 Don't tell me those are supposed to be deer? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3462 I just love the Old Masters! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3463 I like the Planned Parenthood version. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3464 I prefer his mauve period. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3465 This one here is part of my earlier work 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3466 There's a certain 'sameness' to his work that bores me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3467 I'd like it more if they were jumping. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3468 It's from his 'crossing' period. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3469 I'd kill for those legs. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3470 And yet, we were the ones who were crossed. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
3471 I keep getting older, but she stays the same age. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3472 The artist flourished after the Roadkill Period. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3473 I find his work entirely too self-referential. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
3474 It's a still life from childhood... that's Mom on the right. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3475 Ohs great, a roadside reminder of my failed third marriage. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
3476 The color scheme is all wrong. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3477 These Early Anthropocene displays are rudimentary. Wouldn't you agree? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3478 Ever since this modeling gig, she won't give me the time of day. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3479 Inclusive, yes. But would the impact be the same? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3480 I REALLY LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IT GIVES SUCH A NICE FAMILY FEEL. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3481 That's Shirley and Little Zack and the other two are me in full flight mode.. some rack, huh? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3482 It's always worth more once they're venison. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3483 Pssst. Get out the red circle sticker. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3484 He's definitely not mine. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3485 Cute, but pedestrian. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3486 Should I be worried? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3487 Ah, the quaintly maternal ‘Baby on Board’ appeal. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3488 They tell me we are paying a price for standing upright. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3489 You call this ART? 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3490 YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE DOES LOOK FAT 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3491 It’s somewhat repetitive. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3492 Either you love this one or you noticed the overhead lights again. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3493 How nice it would be to move out of the city. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3494 If we slip out now, Steve will be the one that crosses the street when the driver think it's all clear. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3495 If it works, great, but I think its sexist. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3496 The artist's use of shadow represents the impeding danger that will eventually strike us down. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3497 This one is of my son, my 45th offspring by my 12th wife. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3498 Hipsters call this one DoeMa. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3499 The contrast is remarkable. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3500 I remember when this was taken. I was cute back then! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3501 Too much baggage. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3502 I wasn't even a year old. Had to pose all day for the artist. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3503 I really admire his sense of abstract realism... 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3504 This is the first known image of the Leaping Stag. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3505 The bigger the rack the better the results. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3506 Yes, Bambi, I believe this was taken just before that unpleasant event. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3507 This portrait of Bambi with his Mom gets me every time 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3508 Why don't they put these up where there is less traffic 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3509 But, what does the diamond symbolize? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3510 You look slimmer under light emitting diodes. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3511 My life and memories on the road have been captured perfectly in these signs. 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
3512 The picture is nice, but the lighting is stunning. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3513 Note the use of shading. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3514 That's a good picture of Bambi, God rest her soul. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3515 This was painted shortly before my mommy was hit by an suv. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3516 Oh deer how primitive. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3517 Let's hope their probe is a newer model. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
3518 The ceiling headlights add a calming, somewhat ethereal, luminescence -don't you agree? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
3519 I have to piss. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
3520 This one makes me really horny. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
3521 I'm looking forward to family life after all those years of jumping. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
3522 Caution! Deer sighting ahead 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3523 Note the plasticity. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3524 Pithy perhaps, but for me, his work demands acquiescence. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
3525 I'm more of a 'deer caught in headlights' aficionado. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3526 The fawn hearkens me to the rampant promiscuity of the natural world. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3527 Antler Adams Photography Exhibit. Admission: 2 bucks. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3528 She was his second wife. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3529 I have some recollections of the grandpas tellings about walking like theses two. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3530 Madonna and child. A classic combination. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3531 The Welfare Deer 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3532 Andy Warhol meets Bob Ross. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3533 This is some of Bambi Warhol's finest work. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3534 I wonder where the young one migrated to. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3535 Now I don't have to go stag. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3536 What fo you mean “nice composition”? My eyes want to move right off the image. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3537 I take it as a warning. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3538 Your dear mother always fawned over you. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3539 "I'm passing the buck. It's definitely not mine. This rutting thing is just too taxing for an old forester like me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3540 So heteronormative. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3541 I remember her - the urine scent was fantastic. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3542 I think she found herself in this work. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3543 Gosh, dear, don't you feel like we've met them on the road, or was it at our mountain place? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3544 Life certainly looked more fun then. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3545 Oh look, another Mary and Baby Jesus. I told you, these old paintings bore me to death. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3546 It's kind of uncanny, almost like it wasn't meant for us. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3547 Reminiscent of their earlier work, however the new reflective element is quite exciting, don't you think? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3548 The painting shows a contrast of light and dark colors. The artist creates an emotional mood and space, having the Mother follow her doe protectively. There are no real lines in the painting because it is painted in a pointilist style. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3549 So, this must have been before the fire. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3550 A cautionary tale... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3551 Now I know what Does mean when they complain about "haunch idealization." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3552 Come to think about it. If we never stood up, we'd be extinct. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3553 Of course you would like that one best, you're always horny! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3554 This one makes us look so conventional. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3555 But what does it say to YOU? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3556 It's a bit derivative, wouldn't you agree? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3557 The artist seems to capture the essence of her subject every time. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3558 I get the whole "exhibition theme " idea. But having to wear these suits is taking it a bit far. Don't you think? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3559 When she ran away with the artist she took the kid. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3560 I remember when your mom took you in here. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3561 This piece perfectly illustrates what a dark period this was in the artist's life. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3562 Look at how young we were. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3563 I call this "Deer in the Spotlight" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3564 I’m partial to this one, the Madoe and Child. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3565 Familial, yes. But it lacks the energy of his other works. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3566 Can you believe what she's wearing?! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3567 A thousand bucks for this? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3568 Freeze in place...or Run? ?? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3569 Startling! Or maybe that's just the lights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3570 School-Bus Yellow isn't my best color. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3571 Meh. Abstract art never does anything for me. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3572 That's me and Junior just before we got caught in those damn headlights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3573 My favorite "Madoena & Child." 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3574 Exceptionally bold use of color! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3575 reflections 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3576 I thought the stag party would be more fun. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3577 She said she was on the pill. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3578 She use to complain about every time she met a buck, they seemed to be in a rut. Seems like she realized that wasn't such a bad thing. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3579 Sure. Bambi, pathos. I get it. But is it art? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3580 Do these lights seem harsh? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3581 I guess I just don’t get Modern Art. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3582 The illumination is okay, but it’s not quite the effect produced by headlights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3583 How about one for the guys. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3584 It emotes a cautionary tale. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3585 Antlers are overrated. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3586 Ah yes. Vincent van Doe. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3587 I really enjoy her Primitive Period 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3588 Son, see this is what can happen! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3589 Looks a little bit like my Aunt Edna 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3590 It's been all downhill since his return to figuration. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3591 I find it to be a bit derivative. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3592 Staggering! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3593 I'm all for abstract art but this is just off-the-charts crazy! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3594 Honey, I don't think we can afford it. I think this painting is going to be very dear! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3595 I guess it means something to somebody! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3596 Frankly, I'm not getting it. It lacks the joie de vivre of his "In the Headlights" series. This is much too derivative. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3597 This is a nice retrospective 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3598 Like a deer caught in the recessed lights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3599 This is called "The buck stops here" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3600 Reality Therapy as Art 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3601 Don't you like the en plein air spirit? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3602 What a shame; a breakdown in the nuclear family. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3603 Hmmm, I guess this was from when he was in his romantic era. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3604 His work has become redundant since he moved to Pennsylvania. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3605 Oh, my! It's so life-like, don't you think? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3606 I see these as less reflective and contemplative when compared with the overt symbolism of his orange period. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3607 Remember when all we had to worry about was forest fires? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3608 They're endearing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3609 It's from his Doe Period 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3610 Once again he's taking the safe route. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3611 This was a sign of the times back then, before we learned to stand up for ourselves. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3612 Fabulous colors and form! It really speaks to me. Great investment!! 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3613 The title on this one is "Future Road Kill" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3614 It's a sobering reminder we're all at risk. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3615 I told him: 'You need dimension, detail.' But, no. Just silhouettes, that's all he would ever paint. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3616 So you think it's all about money. More dough for the does? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3617 See, they liked racks bigger back then. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3618 Whose initials are DPW? 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3619 The artist perfectly captures society's heteronormative and patriarchal views of parenthood. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3620 I just LOVE how this piece bucks convention. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3621 So expensive. I should have bought one of these before the artist ran in front of that SUV. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3622 Raindeer art by Rudolph, how contrived! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3623 These domestic portraits are so banal. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3624 That's just too dear. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3625 Is there someone already in there? No. I just couldn't work out how to open the door with these hooves. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3626 Apparently pre-planet of the apes roadside art. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3627 Heads up boys. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3628 These two are famous for abolishing those trickery deer crossing signs. It's my all time favorite painting by Venison Van Goeh. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3629 The artist will make a million bucks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3630 His work is very political since the Crash. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3631 Never did get pain for that modeling job! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3632 This is a crossing of Symbolism and Feminism. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3633 A bit tame. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3634 I suppose it's not as degrading as having your picture in every post office. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3635 I appreciate the artists view on feminism. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3636 When she won custody, that hurt badly enough. Now she's gotta throw it in my FACE? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3637 These impressionists don't really capture the essence of our species. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3638 Keeping the fawn still that long was a challenge. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3639 Funny thing is...I personally can't stand looking at pictures of raindeer...but that's just me 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3640 It's missing the headlights. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3641 For me it evokes fond memories of my childhood. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3642 I can't say I see anything original here, Buck. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3643 apparently they don't require ties or horns 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3644 Voilà, another masterpiece! Rudolph the roadside-sign artist, you’ll go down in history! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3645 I wonder how Pollack would have painted it 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3646 I prefer the works of Lascaux. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3647 A Dadaist gallery I know sells such pieces for half the price. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3648 I like this one. It gives a little something extra. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3649 The artist has masterfully captured the essential nature of the cervine condition. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3650 I feel like I've seen this one somewhere before. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3651 Look for the light before you leap. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3652 This one is of….no eyed deer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3653 I find it just so ... Bambi. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3654 Clearly a counter-pro-test to Dadaism. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3655 The DOT has really taken road art to the next level with this one 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3656 You mean Uncle Mort didn't have to deal with chronic back pain? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3657 I'll always have this one to remember them by. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3658 This collection reminds me of that cave painting exhibit we saw last month. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3659 Look. Think. Jump 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3660 A little doe always helps you move forward. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3661 My calf with amnesia could have done that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3662 Okay I get. You're saying there'd be a controversy if there was nothing controversial. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3663 I find them pedestrian 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3664 Oh yeah... I like this one. You can really feel the emotion 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3665 It just doesn't mean anything to me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3666 Call me old-fashioned, Larry, but I like art to say something. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3667 I don't understand what passes for art these days. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3668 Something's off. Ten bucks it's a forgery. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3669 Look at them , like deer in the headlights. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3670 They don't seem to have progressed much since the Mesolithic period. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3671 And I say it's just another example of the feminization of our culture. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3672 Maybe they won't shoot at this one. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3673 She wasn't cautious enough. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3674 I find his work too derivative 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3675 It's good, but misses our true essence! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3676 I find the nativities particularly moving. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3677 To me, this piece says, "Buck Off." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3678 I like it, but is it art? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3679 The irony is I had to shoot her with a strobe. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3680 I’d enjoy this exhibit so much more, if I didn’t have to jump through a plate glass window, to see it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3681 I knew the artist. Wonderful talent. Then a truck ran him over. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3682 Were there trigger warnings when you were in art school? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3683 "He obviously did not have hindsight". 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3684 The artist exquisitely captures the tender moment right before the vehicle strikes. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3685 A staggering display of modern art. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3686 Provocative yet sincere 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3687 Here’s an example of my earlier work. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3688 I may not know art... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3689 Are you sure Ancestry.com is accurate? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3690 It's a nice museum, but the traffic here was murder. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3691 It was a moment of unbridled passion... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3692 I find this art form to be way too "2 Dimensional"! Don't you? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3693 This one's called "Peter and Jane Fawn-Doe." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3694 'It's all disappointingly deer-ivative.' 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3695 My six week old fawn can paint better than that. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3696 Why can't they just build a wall? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3697 The name of the exhibit is ENDEERING! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3698 She's the one who double crossed me. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3699 I can't believe these go for such big bucks. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3700 It's rumored that she was also his long time muse. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3701 He was the go-to child star, but then he grew up and became just another member of the herd. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3702 Say what you will. It's still just social engineering, and I'm 'agin it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3703 One planet’s trash is another planet's treasure. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3704 I must say it's rather pedestrian. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3705 Trust the women to wangle the biggest wall. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3706 I’ve never understood why humans thinks we can’t stand. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3707 I recognize this movement. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3708 Doe and fawn. How droll. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3709 I drew this from memory. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3710 It's not your typical Modeergliani 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3711 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3712 I find the mère et enfant works utterly captivating. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3713 That's the last picture I have of Bambi and his mother. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3714 I can appreciate abstract art. Not my favorite, doe. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3715 What is it?, you say... Looks like a car crash about to happen. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3716 Dou's work always speaks to me on such a primordial level. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3717 That's way too conceptual for me, I prefer the realism of trophies. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3718 Hey Bob isn't that you wife Dora and your kid? I never knew she was a Deer Crossing sign centerfold. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3719 So reductive. A sign of the times, I guess. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3720 He should be behind me 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3721 Yes, I remember rut well. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3722 Look how adorable I was before Mom bought the farm. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3723 I think this one's been Photoshopped. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3724 While I'm engaged by the show overall, this one is way too "Bambi." 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3725 I like these much more than his "Road Kill" period. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3726 Seriously, I could do that! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3727 Do you get it?? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3728 That was his early road kill period. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3729 Is the lack of imagination ironic? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3730 "Look like Jim?" No, I really don't think so. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3731 "Post Realism". 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3732 If only they’d listened to him. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3733 The proportions are all wrong. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3734 I feel they're all a bit contrived. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3735 I didn’t get ant residuals either. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3736 I've always wanted a fawn. How about you? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3737 I don't know, it seems like this one kinda encourages hunting. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3738 No buck—I knew she'd drag gender into it! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3739 I wouldn't pay two bucks for this. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3740 I fawn over this one 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3741 This one is a metaphysical harbinger; a sign, if you will. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3742 Three days after we removed the sign, our lead anthropologist was hit by a car. Sometimes I think the whole project was cursed from the start. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3743 Such deer in the headlights. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3744 I call it How Do They Know Where to Cross? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3745 Does this sign make me look fat? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3746 I just don't understand how folks can fawn over the artist of this Jane Doe and her young just walking. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3747 I'd rather be tied to a sleigh. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3748 I preferred his "circle-backslash" red period 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3749 I hate abstract art. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3750 How'd they know that we'd be here? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3751 Please. My kid could have done that. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3752 They saw that van go. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3753 We wil avenge you our dearies. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3754 Being hit by an SUV was the start of his black and blue period. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3755 The other paintings are interesting, but this one truly has heart. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3756 The perspective on this one is perfect! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3757 Dad? Oh, he had to cross at the leaping stag sign. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3758 I'm sure that's one of mine. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3759 Oh deer, this exebition is crossing all kinds of lines 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3760 Nice rendering, but rather monochromatic. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3761 I mean I just don't think it's an accurate representation of our true culture 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3762 This isn't art; a fawn could draw these. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3763 I have never seen anything like it 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3764 Has it said anything to you yet? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3765 I’d comment on the artist's striking juxtaposition of yellow and black, but I’m colorblind. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3766 It's not art. My fawn could do that. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3767 ...deer God, I love it! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3768 The symbolism is compelling! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3769 We divorced after my wife ran off with the artist. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3770 This is what happens when you don't use protection. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3771 The brutal honesty of his yellow period has a nostalgic charm. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3772 I so long for an Artist with depth. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3773 It's not the yellow. It's all the colours he's NOT using. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3774 It's from his 'family values' period. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3775 Personally, I find it lacking in depth and imagination. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3776 This one was shot with headlights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3777 "Near and Far Away" still leaves room for interpretation, don't you think? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3778 Yet, it's still missing that certain mise en scene. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3779 The statement is hanging them at this angle. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3780 At least we don't have to use these for bathrooms anymore. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3781 I'm still paying child support. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3782 What a shot! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3783 True, all signs indicate Mondrian's influence from early on. Clearly. But I've got two bucks that say he also crossed paths with Rockwell. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3784 Can't I just go to a Sunday opening to escape my hectic work week and enjoy art without having to see some maternal feminist protest? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3785 These pieces were inevitable after his haystacks era. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3786 Wow. They faced such perils, all so our generation might have a chance at a better life. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3787 Relax, we offer paternity testing. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3788 Nice to see a little deer in the floodlights. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3789 Choose a door already! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3790 Is it art or pornography? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3791 The artist really makes you reflect. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3792 This one is so dear to me.. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3793 Ever notice they don't demand equal representation on the trophy room wall? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3794 Primitive, woodsy and unspectacular. Pre-Disney, I should think. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3795 I'm sorry but it looks nothing like aunt Martha. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3796 Is this supposed to be representational? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3797 Deerchamp has done it again 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3798 I say he looks like you. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3799 The glare of the yellow hides her true beauty...... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3800 Let's go see the human gun rack exhibit next. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3801 You can definitely see that we evolved from Australopithecus Deerasaurus 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3802 Don't you love the bold brush strokes on these two, dear? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3803 It's standard operating procedure for every Madonna to show the son of God as a product of their culture. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3804 This old Bambi-mother trope somehow works. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3805 You know, from "Hamlet," "to hold as 'twere the mirror up to nature." 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3806 I liked his squirrel period better. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3807 Without sentimentality, the doe's fierce will to survive and protect her fawn is made real and palpable by the artist's unhindered and obvious use of colors. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3808 I call it: “Portrait of the Artist as a Young Fawn” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3809 I just feel like she's lost touch with her audience. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3810 Ama-xing work, don't you think? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3811 ...and here, with the absence of the father, the artist is clearly commenting on how society makes assumptions about gender roles. Marvelous! Simply Marvelous!!! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3812 I like how he used the black on yellow for this one 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3813 There is a family resemblance on your mother's side. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3814 Ah, yes. The tragedy of county road 720. One of my favorite representations. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3815 His late life cut outs so remind me of Matisse. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3816 Not as transfixing as last year's light exhibit. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3817 Not a big Andy Warhol fan. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3818 Why not a man with a gun? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3819 Yes, I remember these. But I just love playing with the self-driving ones now! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3820 It's the unrealistic body images I don't understand. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3821 I say if you've got a message send a telegram. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3822 I find representations of unclothed does really disgusting - except during rutting season, of course. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3823 It's better than a "baby on board" sign 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3824 now this would make a lovely family holiday card! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3825 I can see what the artist is after, but still don't think they are very lifelike at all. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3826 They call everything art these days 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3827 Looks like an escaped "USDA Farm Raised" even-toed ungulate! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3828 Humans, prior to their extinction, worshipped deer and erected entire roadways spanning entire continents to us. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3829 This whole collection is deer-ivitive. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3830 Too much information. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3831 It's worth more because the artist is dead. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3832 I don't know, I find it a bit derivative. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3833 " Back then they assumed we were Bambi-like and we needed protecting. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
3834 Looks like the bucks stop here. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3835 On the frontlines, everyone walks on all fours to increase the chances that they'll get hit by moving vehicles. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3836 I love how the light bounces. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3837 This show is so derivative. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3838 I don't know...these are all a little too safe for my taste. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3839 I guess it’s an abstract. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3840 I love the use of color here, it really helps create that 'deer in the headlights' feeling 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3841 The the mother-daughter dynamic in this one really makes me emotional. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3842 I prefer abstract art myself 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3843 Here it is - 'Madonna and Child'. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3844 I think that's Marsha and her fawn. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3845 Photoshop! Advertisers breeding insecurity. You’re perfect just the way you are?? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3846 Her prancing days are over. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3847 Deerwinism Exhibit 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3848 Silhouettes can't really capture emotion. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3849 17,000 years since Lascaux and they call this gender equality? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3850 I ruminate about your mother and what might have been. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3851 I thought he did humans too! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3852 They all walk on four legs! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3853 Wow that is vintage! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3854 A tad derivative, don't you think? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3855 Ah prewar...and in exellent condition 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3856 He's into primitivism, but he does capture our essence. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3857 I just don't get late twentieth-century warningism. Where's the emotion? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3858 Here comes another sucking drone! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3859 So lame, eh? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3860 Art Muriel. ART!!! I've seen better on the side of the road. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3861 My Aunt Sadie and cousin Buck never liked Dodges. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3862 I understand that the artist is known as the "Painter of Signs." I'll admit that the work has a certain Anti-Borgesian appeal, however the artist has become as over exposed as Thomas Kincaide, "Painter of Light." 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3863 They call this art? Please. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3864 ..... and that's what happened when the buck crossed the road. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3865 My girlfriend was invited, but I decided to come stag. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3866 This entire collection only cost me a few Bucks 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3867 Splendid job of depicting the carefree days of the pre-Santa Claus era! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3868 See, just like we saw in the wild. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3869 When did wayfinding become art? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3870 And here’s Oedipus in his formative years... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3871 This would look great in the den 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3872 It says beware of being killed by something you don’t know the plural of. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3873 I tell you, she bares a striking resemblance to Bambi. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3874 So banal! It would be aesthetically preferable for the obvious maternal bond to be expressed in the abstract rather then representationally. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3875 His stuff was great before he had the family. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3876 So I said, "Bambi, be a dear..." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3877 Why are we always depicted in tilted mustard jars? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3878 Yes, but you didn't do it. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3879 The nativities I find particularly moving. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3880 You never warned me when you went off birth control. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3881 In profile, her butt becomes Kardashian. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3882 I just don't get this modern art. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3883 They used to display these publicly but felt they were under-appreciated. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3884 Quite endearing, aren’t they? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3885 I don't know...it's just so revisionist...isn't it? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3886 I think he’s captured the essence of the situation while staying true to the perspicacity of the genre. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3887 He's mine. He looks like my Uncle Herb. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3888 You call this a portrait gallery? Doesn't resemble anyone in our herd. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3889 I prefer his later self-portraits, specifically those from after the truck hit him. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3890 You've edited me out of your life? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3891 Yes, the style is vivid, but the theme is a bit derivative. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3892 Unbelievable! Like she's ever crossed a highway. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3893 "Walk" they said. That's how they got poor Estelle and little Edward. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3894 They look like people caught in the headlights. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3895 It's just another form of cultural appropriation. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3896 It started in their caves. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3897 Unoriginal Sexist? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3898 It's so...feminist. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3899 Can't buck the trend. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3900 It's always fascinating to see how different cultures memorialize our dead. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3901 Becky they messed up my butt...AGAIN!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3902 My cousin Bambi with my aunt. The artist really captured the pre-angst, even though they're in profile. Residuals are still stuck in Probate... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3903 I prefer his cariblue period. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3904 The buck stop is here. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3905 This painting must be worth a lot of doe 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3906 So... who's your Daddy? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3907 I prefer Walt Disney. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3908 Interesting abstract mother and child portrait. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3909 Hmm, 2 bucks...is about what I would pay for something like this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3910 This one reveals the Angst of his post-modern period. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3911 I'm just not attracted to a doe after she's given birth. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3912 "This one is titled 'Deer With A Pearl Earring'". 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3913 These were called "yield signs" in the pre-Trump era. At the time, the NRA was getting it's way only about 98 percent of the time. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3914 It’s a good likeness of Millicent and her daughter but black doesn’t do her justice. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3915 This is from his 2D phase. So primitive but powerful. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3916 She always put Junior first. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3917 Not the best likeness of your wife and kid. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3918 She really captures what it's like to be us. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3919 I find I am partial to Rockwell. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3920 I think I prefer the roundabout series. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
3921 I can see why this artist has made so many bucks. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3922 Did you know that she was pregnant? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3923 Why don't they just ban cars? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
3924 Have you gone to the moose wing yet? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3925 Wish I had seen this one before the divorce. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3926 You know, I think this may be my great great great grand deer. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3927 A POIGNANT STATEMENT OF THE EFFECT OF A FATHERLESS HOME. NOTICE THE TAUL TUCKED IN SHAME. (I'M NOT THAT FAT! I'M NOT THAT FAT! WHY DID HE MAKE ME LOOK SO FAT!) 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3928 Poor thing. She did not know it was a doe permit hunting season. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3929 When I was young, I was quite the rebel. I never crossed where they wanted me to. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3930 Oh deer me! These should be human being warnings! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3931 Current exhibit: "Deer in the overhead lights." 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
3932 I agree while derivative, this work manages to surpass the original in capturing what is the cervine condition. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3933 It's pretty good for street art. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3934 He's doing for deer what Hopper did for people 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
3935 I don't expect every piece to be groundbreaking but some art is too pedestrian. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
3936 Yellow, why yellow? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3937 It's nice to take the time to appreciate his work. I'm usually just bounding by. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3938 They used to call it road kill before autonomous cars took over. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
3939 A true representation of minimalism. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
3940 I bet you three bucks says they find it shallow and one directional. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3941 I like this one deerly! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3942 It kind of looks like me. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3943 I find the work overly sentimental. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3944 Now I know what a Stagnation means!!! Is this what they mean by Stagnation??? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
3945 I don't know what I like but I know what art is. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3946 Derivative though. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3947 This is his post Rudolph period 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3948 Never been a big still life fan. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3949 Walking to the death trap 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3950 If the sign was of running deer, they would have made it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3951 I preferred his Blue period. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3952 I just don't think this captures our elegance and grace under pressure from all those speeding cars and trucks. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3953 Does the yellow in this sign make their butts look big ? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3954 I find his work pensive, but the gallery's use of headlights riviting 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3955 It makes me feel disempowered. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3956 Only cross the road at these signs! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3957 Seriously Agnes, where is the gender equality in this sign? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3958 This one makes me horny. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3959 Venison de Milo and little Stew...magnificent 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3960 Don't be cross with me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3961 I just find his work overly didactic. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3962 My kid could paint that. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3963 These are a bit didactic, don't you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3964 I think they call this one, "Deer in the Headlights". 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3965 Honey, I think these are signs from the human era. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3966 Isn’t he just a chip off the ol’ buck 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3967 This venison profiling has to stop. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3968 I see he captured your better side. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3969 I hate it when these artists try to exploit children. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3970 I've always been a fan of animalism. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3971 I heard they pay a lot of money to pose for these signs 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3972 These were the only ones not destroyed during the Venison Wars. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3973 I miss North Carolina. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3974 There's this sense of inevitability that haunts all of Bambi's Disney Period. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3975 This newer stuff is too confusing. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3976 It's a bit primitive. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3977 I've broken out of my Barbasol Phase to challenge the limits of roadside communication. If Bambi doesn't work, nothing will work! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3978 And this one is his earliest work. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3979 If they're going to be posted as missing, why make them so hard to smell? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3980 When my antlers light up, and my nose turns red, you know I am the real Rudolf. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3981 What does she know that we don't know? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3982 Stag party 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3983 As Churchill said, it is “a remarkable example of modern art.” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3984 I love stag nights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3985 Dear, do this picture make my butt look big? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3986 They all certainly capture our essence. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3987 I often wonder, how much can a work of art reflect life itself? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3988 Feminist propaganda, not art. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3989 "Yours or mine? The buck stops here!" Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3990 I get a sense of impending doom approaching at 55 mph. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3991 Why do deer cross the road? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3992 Deer Crossing. Nice title... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3993 I wouldn't give you a buck for it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3994 So, yes, that was before every doe legally got antlers. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3995 'The why always escapes me." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3996 Why is it always the bucks that leap into traffic? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3997 As a Madonna and Child, it's utterly derivative work. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3998 It just feels reductive. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3999 This is a warning? Yeah, maybe not to eat so many acorns. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4000 Bambi's Law made this sign 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4001 It's from his early period - before he was nearly hit by a Range Rover. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4002 But it's not singed. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4003 His early work is doe-rivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4004 So are the headlights inherent? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4005 These were your ancesdeers. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4006 Sadly, depictions of dear have not evolved much over the decades. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4007 Remarkable likeness 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4008 This painting always bring me to tears. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4009 He never seems to run out of ideas. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4010 How sweet – Bambi will make them slow down. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4011 Oh, I don't know...it's a bit too abstract for my taste. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4012 Not emoosinal enough for me 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4013 Like the artwork, but I wish the overhead illumination wasn't headlights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4014 A tad civilian, but better than the mantelpiece I suppose. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4015 I dunno ... I think it fails to evoke much emotion 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4016 Too iterative 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4017 Now, this one is very deer. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4018 Wendy looks good with that yellow background. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4019 nice art 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4020 What do you think is the hidden message behind this painting? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4021 Alas, she ran off with a horny goat. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4022 No guts no glory 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4023 Not only action shots, I do family portraits, too, as you can see here. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4024 It would appear that the Department of Transportation is finally moving toward gender equality? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4025 My favorite painting is titled "Deer Caught in the Headlights". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4026 It brings back my youth in deer old days. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4027 If you stare, the eyes look like headlights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4028 While a fine use of Dynamic Symmetry technique, I'm just not a fawn of this one... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4029 It's called hop skip and a jump. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4030 It's a warning about deer's fragility. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4031 The lighting is very dark but once they add the headlights it's captivating! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4032 The lack of detail is a little disappointing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4033 Hate it. But... I'm frozen in those headlights above us. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4034 This artist show is superior to his Picasso’s, In the headlights . 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4035 I'd have kept this out of the exhibit - too sentimental. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4036 I never did like cubism". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4037 The high jump was not Roger's best event. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4038 I Agree, Let's Do It Now 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4039 The organic symmetry expressed in the most daring flat tones so magically captures the purity of love between the "fawning" mother and " deer" baby. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4040 Nowadays, why can't painters paint something ordinary people like us will understand? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4041 They grow up much too quickly. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4042 No, two DEER! It's an invariant noun! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4043 This was taken right after Dad left her for another woman. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4044 I saw one just like this in my neighborhood the last time I crossed the street! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4045 I still say Bobby could have made this. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4046 Compared to this one, the other works seem so stag-nant. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4047 Do you think we look like deer in the headlights right now? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4048 Once they're married, they go to pot. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4049 captures his likeness perfectly 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4050 Actually, I prefer to yield to art. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4051 This makes us look so conventional. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4052 Personally, I find them very derivative. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4053 It's kind, all right, but it lacks a certain umph! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4054 I just love the intimacy of this family portrait. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4055 ...and this is my favorite. See how he is boldly addressing his male gaze origins...? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4056 So stereotypical... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4057 I prefer Monet. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4058 I think it represents a cautionary expression for the rut in our existence 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4059 I always found his symbolism disturbing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4060 Nothing is more beautiful than the female body! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4061 Well it's . . . different. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4062 Derivative, but a good likeness. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4063 She always had a nice figure. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4064 Note the composition! The colors... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4065 It’s idealized. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4066 When it comes to this form of art, buyer beware! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4067 "What a great exhibit--an artistic tour de force!' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4068 I painted this in reminiscence of my first dinner out. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4069 Realism! Like a deer in the headlights. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4070 Let's talk. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4071 Young Buck, my deer, to me, this is simply a matter of does and don'ts... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4072 No, I don't think it makes you look fat. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4073 Her painting upends art's white-male hit parade. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4074 I've always been more of a dadaist than a mamaist... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4075 The original's been sold, we'll have to settle for a giclee. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4076 None of these horns look right to me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4077 These signs are to deer as a trailer park is to tornados: They seem to invite disaster. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4078 It speaks to me in a primal way. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4079 Oh deer, we'll get a few bucks of doe for this show 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4080 Don't you find Pop Art appallingly derivative? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4081 Yeah. But you didn't. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4082 An excellent postmodern rendering, addressing the tragedy of fawn crossings 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4083 Deer, I herd the this show is stagnant. Don't fawn over it, whatever you doe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4084 I prefer his abstract period 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4085 This one is called "reign deer" 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
4086 Eh...formula art—the artist sees us as all looking alike. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4087 His Yellow Period was quite dry. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4088 I think I’m gonna have diarrhea 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4089 "What about me"? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4090 My two point buck could draw this. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4091 It's so relatable. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4092 This is ... US! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4093 The use of silhouette doesn't say much for technique. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4094 It's been crossing my mind lately that we should not let Junior stray on his own. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4095 What exactly is a semiotics focus group? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4096 But his work is so derivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4097 Sublime renderings of female form but he's even more interesting as a colorist! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4098 Are you a fan of the still life? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4099 I don't get it, do you? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4100 I was free. Then I wasn't. Now I'm free again! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4101 This is too old school for my tastes. Give me something that pops! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4102 The originality in this artwork is simply brilliant 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4103 I wonder if it gets your best side deer ? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4104 I prefer his red and green period 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4105 Who would expect these invitations to our stag parties to become art? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4106 I liked the scale of his roadside work better. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4107 The headstones of our ancestors 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4108 Deer in the Tracklights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4109 I like his "Deer in the Headlights" series better. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4110 Those damn headlights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4111 That's what happens when you cross the street without looking. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4112 I find The Reflective period rather pedestrian 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4113 And this one here is an example of what not to do on the road. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4114 I find the Squatting Deer series much more moving. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4115 I'm sure with worth more than a couple of bucks! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4116 He really doesn't know how to draw! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4117 I get it now - these are the latest in the 'deer crossing' signs put out by the humanoids. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4118 Your's or mine? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4119 I don't know how realistic that silhouette effect is, but the bold yellow background is rather mesmerizing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4120 Finally, Outsider Art I can finally appreciate. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4121 "Once freeways were built this sign had zero effect. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4122 Interesting use of yellow, but I've seen it before. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4123 To me, this one needs more action. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4124 Well, I'll be darned - that is my Sandra She never told me I was a father... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4125 I like the composition, but it's overexposed. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4126 Oh Deer, this one is cute. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4127 (No caption necessary.) 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4128 Signs don't really express the true feelings I have. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4129 More like deer crossed-legs. Haha. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4130 Too much in the headlights. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4131 Derivative. Paradoxically, her earlier works seem more mature to me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4132 I can definitely see the Mary Cassatt influence. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4133 they really didn't capture my personality. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4134 They treat us like Mexicans .... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4135 3 Buck Fridays at The Headlight Museum. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4136 This was during his blue period after the custody battle. 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
4137 She makes me horny! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4138 Well they're no van Goghs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4139 They're beautiful, Glenn, but I'm really transfixed by the lighting. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4140 This buck stops here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4141 Social realism. He's only crossing boundaries. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4142 It's not worth the doe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4143 His yellow period is too primitive for me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4144 Can you believe how far we've come? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4145 Apparently Hemingway was a big collector. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4146 Night at the mooseseum 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4147 At least the artist left the red nose off. It's so demeaning. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4148 He said it helps him relax from all the noise in the toy shop 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4149 Deer, they still have not moved on from their black and yellow period. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4150 The panel on the right is deer crossing in. The panel on the right is deer crossing out. The panel on the center is the well known The Buck Stops Here. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4151 His denial of chicken road crossings remains a puzzle to me 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4152 I would prefer the stop sign format 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4153 I find his work derivative. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4154 Splendid! But why alert those four wheeled, horn-tooting monsters of our presence? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4155 Deergital signage... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4156 Reminds me of deer caught in a spotlight. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4157 Where's its dangus? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4158 Such an unfair representation! Every father I know spends way more time with the kids. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4159 Frankly, I am more into Impressionism. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4160 She takes you right up to the guardrail and leaves you there, asking yourself, “What are those blinding lights?” 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4161 Finally, meaningful figurative work. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4162 Interesting, yes, though I preferred his work with les Fauves. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4163 Don't even start with your "I could have done it" nonsense 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4164 It's cultural appropriation, if you ask me. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4165 They had to stay absolutely still for this piece. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4166 Special Exhibit: Homage to Roadkill Before the Era of Self-driving Deer 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4167 Dear deer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4168 She's definitely got your deer-in-the-headlights look. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4169 This artwork is so derivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4170 I'd like to put in an offer, but it's deer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4171 Equal suffrage, my foot! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4172 Clearly, this is a traveling exhibit. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4173 It's their second amendment right. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4174 His watercolors are better. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4175 Dear dear dear dear dear - this isn’t art! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4176 The real mystery is how they knew where to cross. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4177 A bit cautious on the perspective... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4178 Can't believe they used to live in the WILD! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4179 I don’t think it’s truly reflective of reality. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4180 He calls it "Deer in the Headlights". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4181 Oh my! Deer allover the walls.... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4182 Art is in the eye of the beholdeer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4183 Why can't we have a sign that says soft shoulder? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4184 I feek the artist accurately captures the existential tension involved with crossing the road. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4185 Including the fawn was damned clever. Otherwise, I'd say it's a bit risqué. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4186 It's a sign of the times. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4187 The gender stereotypes here are astonishing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4188 What is it really trying to say? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4189 I hear the Bambi collection was bought out by Smokey the Bear. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4190 His "shadow" technique was brilliant! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4191 I find standing like this makes it look like I really know what I'm talking about 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4192 This one is just of my wife and little Sally. I saw headlights and baled out. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4193 Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer action painting. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4194 bottom text 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4195 Be cautious of your crossing from youth to adulthood. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4196 Why yellow? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4197 Looks like they profiled Helen and Jimmy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4198 You know, where the deer and the antelope play....... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4199 Damn, she was so hot back then. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4200 Wow famous after all these years. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4201 Definitely post-modernism 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4202 Well it's . . . different. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4203 Banksy really outdid himself this time. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4204 The work evokes imminent danger and destruction in contrast to the nostalgic, Bambi-esque depictions of its subjects. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4205 'Doe with Faun' was such a radical statement at the time, wasn't it? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4206 The humans post in their cars, 'Baby on board.' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4207 It really screams, 'Stand motionless in incoming traffic.' 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4208 It's realism is commendable, but I'm troubled by the "othering" rendered by the silhouettes. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4209 No!!! Wait! I'll go back and get a baggie! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4210 Looking forward to the Whitetail Biennial. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4211 So life like. Much better than all those serigraphs around town. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4212 These lights don't do their eyes justice. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4213 Okay? But show me what to use for birth control? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4214 It's quite pleasing if you lack cones. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4215 The pictures from my black and yellow camera are not as good. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4216 Unfortunately, this was a still life. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4217 Typical deer under headlights 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4218 What's your interpretation? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4219 I could have done this with my phone. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4220 I never feel comfortable choosing between states' rights and an historically constructed, oppressive paradigm. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4221 They are 'deer-ivitive' and I have seen many like them on the NY Thruway. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4222 Well, it's certainly different. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4223 A bit maudlin for my taste. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4224 Feminism is everywhere! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4225 My little Bambi could have done that! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4226 I guess I can chalk this up as a win after losing out on both John Deere and Hartford Insurance gigs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4227 Sigh! Deer today, gone tomorrow! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4228 My faun could do that. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4229 I'm voting for the middle one because it's most like my family. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4230 Did you just swipe right? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4231 I agree, the exhibit is quite endeering. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4232 This free museum pass has been great for keeping kids out of trouble after school. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4233 I always said Martha would become a famous model. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4234 Really makes you stop and think. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4235 I told you they'd be back if you didn't stop barking! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4236 Santa would be proud. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4237 We used to live in forests, son—but you weren't born yet. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4238 Ironic how these are all caught in the spotlights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4239 Personally, I like to see more XING. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4240 I don't like it. It gets me in a rut. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4241 Seems litter-al to me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4242 "Crossing the Delaware." I just can't stop staring at it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4243 You and the kid. This one always pass the buck. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4244 High beams are rough on kids. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4245 Affecting, yes ... but so derivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4246 I'm sorry, my kid could do better. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4247 These were taken just moments before his death. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4248 I think his work is vastly overrated. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4249 Mama told me to be careful when we crossed the road. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4250 how is this any different than pornography 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4251 His masterpiece is called "Deer In the Headlights," but it doesn't appear to be part of this exhibit. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4252 and they drove the motorists to extinction , shame 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4253 Not a good sign when we're left out of family portraits. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4254 I should've listened to that trigger warning. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4255 A bit too erotic for my tastes. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4256 Weird choice for a stag night, don't you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4257 I prefer this realism exhibit much more than abstraction one from last month 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4258 That is so sexist. Not all female deers choose to have babies...The humans are getting gender neutral restrooms. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4259 hmmm they look so dumb... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4260 That's it: one more Madonna and child or resurrection motif and I'm ramming it to smithereens! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4261 It is part of the new feminist movement. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4262 We should build a wall 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4263 Do you think the background makes me look fat? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4264 Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of Deerchamp. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4265 I still don’t see it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4266 If this is modern art, then call me old fashioned, because I'm not fawn of it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4267 I look fat. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4268 Where is the international art section? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4269 I wish I would have saved our family photo. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4270 My fawn could do better than this. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4271 Ah, yes. My Ford warned me of this piece from the parking lot. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4272 We should have stayed with the "Doe-cent" led tour. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4273 The expression, "like a deer caught in the exhibit lights" only caught on in the most refined circles 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4274 I feel trapped inside a buck’s body. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4275 It's called "Madonna and Child." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4276 This one is thought to have saved the life of a future 18-point buck. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4277 Does not need a caption. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4278 I fawned over her for years. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4279 They really crossed the line this time. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4280 Unflinching bravery, dramatic coloration, and a reminder to rut. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4281 I thought we were going to a stag show. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4282 Look at the incredible! greys in the background. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4283 Obviously, signpost-impressionism. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4284 Not a sentimental approach, and her later works are less representational. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4285 Her talent is so bright you cannot help but stare. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4286 His use of color is striking! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4287 Art is gay. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4288 It doesn't look that abstract to me.. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4289 Never play their games, son. Let's go pee in the grass. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4290 "I sometimes long for the good old days, before we had to take over from those idiots called 'mankind'". 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4291 No, headlights would be derivative 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4292 It says the artist died only seconds after this was taken. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4293 The artist really gets the emotional bond, don't you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4294 Brilliant. Even better than his turtle series. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4295 look at the legs on that Doe 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4296 His work went downhill after winning that government grant. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4297 It's harrowing to see the headlights' perspective 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4298 I'm telling you: Bambi, there, totally looks like me! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4299 No, I'm not buying, it's two deer. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4300 I don't mind an adult cervidae selling out, but to force their own fawn to do the same is what disturbs me 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4301 I call this one 'Racial Profiling #17' 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4302 Poignant...Lacks urgency...Her butt's too big. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4303 Another Remington masterpiece. An oil on steel titled "Madonna with Fawn. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4304 I still like the buff. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4305 If the other two are a buck, this one must be at least two. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4306 What is up with this picture? I just don't get it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4307 Ugh...more doeism. Male, white-tailed deer aren’t represented anywhere anymore. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4308 These exhibitions really take the excitement out of 'street art', don't you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4309 I don’t care for it. It’s too deer-rivitive. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4310 I see two headlights coming right at me. What about you, deer? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4311 These look EXACTLY like the one outside my thicket 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4312 Hmm.... a cautionary juxtaposition of spatial relationships 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4313 One Day, maybe you’ll be in the Hall of Game... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4314 I don't know. . . it just doesn't say "Bambi" to me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4315 Sorta pushing the envelope on the "familiarity breeds contempt" theme, eh? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4316 So deep, so profound, it really speaks to me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4317 Genius! The eyes really do follow you around the room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4318 It's derivative yet sublime. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4319 A little pedestrian, don't you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4320 He's hands down the most important artist of our generation. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4321 I thought they said these were from the artist's blue period. What do you think they meant by "blue"? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4322 She never told me I had a daughter 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4323 The work of Vincent van Doe is truly exquisite. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4324 Interesting, yes. But does birthism have any meaning? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4325 Is the artist now dead and famous, or the subject models now dead and famous? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4326 That would look great in my dorm room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4327 I got one for my house so my ladyfriends think I'm married. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4328 Undoubtedly "Early Nihilism". Very impressive. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4329 Too much yellow 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4330 Oh, deer, What can the Matter Be? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4331 Don't you think hexagonal STOP signs would be more appropriate? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4332 I can't get into this Post-Bambi Op Art. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4333 They charge us twenty-five dollars for tickets and this is what they put up on the walls? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4334 True, this one's worth a lot of dough, but not many bucks. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4335 Obviously pandering to the crossing moms. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4336 This reminds me of those 'Wild Rainiers' beer ads several years ago. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4337 These modernists are a sign of fawning phoniness! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4338 They're all too deerivative for my taste. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4339 It's just exploitation, putting a cute young thing in the frame. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4340 Well, at least that antler chandelier craze is over. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4341 We're in the market for trophy art. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4342 It's titled "Mommy Deerest." 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4343 Seems a little deerivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4344 Frankly, I don't get it. Why not one with a Winnebago? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4345 I don't know, my five-year old could have done that. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4346 I think that's mine. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4347 The rendering is primitive yet powerful. Almost as if they foresaw their extinction at our hands. Er, hooves. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4348 Do they really need the high beams on above? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4349 Thank God for driverless cars. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4350 This may sound cynical, but I think it's too two dear. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4351 These are all too pedestrian for my tastes. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4352 Such unrealistic expectations for how we should look. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4353 It's "Wall Art" by R.Mutt. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4354 post-war realism at its finest. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4355 We need one with a picture of a car. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4356 I'm thinking a bit too Bambi-ish sentimental perhaps. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4357 So why do they want to kill us? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4358 Primitive. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4359 I know "Art" when I see and this isn't it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4360 Too frozen. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4361 Hinky, dinky, par le vous. What do you think? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4362 It's just so deerivative. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4363 Why do you drag me here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4364 My five-day-old could make this! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4365 It's got a je ne c'est quoi about it, a neo-maternalism heretofore not attributed to we woodland creatures. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4366 Deerivitive, so unoriginal. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4367 I would call it derivative. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4368 I agree it disappoints, the offspring should be off springing like the others. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4369 I'm inclined to think this Nativity scene was the best work from his oft-ignored Silhouette Period. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
4370 There's my son with my first grandchild! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4371 The contemporary art movement feels stagnant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4372 Art is in the eye of the beholdeer. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4373 Oh my...deer, I like this one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4374 You can call it art if you want, but I think it's inappropriate. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4375 I realize that in this moment we are the art. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4376 One can assume the artist has only a visceral understanding of what it truly means to be a deer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4377 Buck is the greatest of the young selfie artist. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4378 They might as well be in a gallery. They don't do any good on the roads. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4379 I'm just not ready to be a father yet 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4380 Hmmm..I see Bessie had a baby. I wonder who the father is? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4381 I vote for this one. It's my uncle Buck! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4382 Notice how it captures the very essence of the doe-fawn relationship. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4383 Yes, but it is Hart? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4384 Groundbreaking 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4385 Not only were cars not self-driving, but Man drove them? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4386 I think it's a replica. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4387 Nope, she never told him how much she hated Thumper. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4388 Wow. This changes everything. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4389 Where's the one with the old man telling the wife and kids to look before you leap? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4390 I like it, but it’s two deer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4391 Deer Museum 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4392 I prefer abstract art myself 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4393 Don't you just hate it when strong statement gives way to melodrama? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4394 Do you think humans would still be here if they’d been protected as an endangered species? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4395 Obviously this is where we are to cross, but for the life of me I am not seeing a road to cross. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4396 From venison to sausages. How has the mighty fallen. Very sad. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4397 A stunning Van Deer retrospective! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4398 I'm think we dated. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4399 Hi Kuper! What did you have in mind? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4400 Bet he drew it from a photograph. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4401 I’m guessing it’s a Hopper. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4402 Shall we buy it for our thicket? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4403 Antlerson: "What's the name of this piece?" Hoofsky: "Deer crossing street." Antlerson: "...fascinating." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4404 Looks like a new Andy Warthog series. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4405 I am reading the caption . . . Deer strikes NOT covered under collision coverage! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4406 It's X-rated. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4407 It's phony. Wherever it is it's too hot for deer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4408 Where’s the guy with the white beard? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4409 Family portrait. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4410 Now as part of the opinion survey what do you think of the new "Baby on Board" prototype ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4411 Deer Kid ~ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4412 this "world" is so full of sadness. and " unhappiness" lets" learn to let love shine" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4413 They're fawning over us!" " They're fawning over us! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4414 Even I could've drawn that! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4415 Let's face it, even on the road a buck's not worth what it used to be. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4416 Remember Blitzen? He was later enslaved up north. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4417 Ah, the timeless inner struggle of the doe. She longs to keep the fawn close, yet senses that first bud of independence. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4418 Personally, I've always been attracted to the female form. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4419 We now suspect these were more than just public art. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4420 beware of your own kind..... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4421 Any fawn could do these. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4422 And yet no one asks why did the deer cross the road. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4423 They never listen to the consultants! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4424 Oh, but you see, they'd fail the mirror test: what differentiates us from lesser-evolved organisms is our self-awareness. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4425 Rumor is that the younger one was last seen in the "Mountings Over the Fireplace" exhibit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4426 Don’t you just love the tilted axis of the image”? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4427 Cameos don't solve the right-of-way issue! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4428 My sons, we are visitors at the Stag nation mueseum of America! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4429 I think John Deere made that one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4430 And they said we weren't so smart. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4431 And all this from a time before we overthrew our non-deer overlords. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4432 It has some serious representational issues. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4433 I really like the detail 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4434 I've got the doe and you've got the bucks.... let's by some art. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4435 The longer I look at it, the better I understand evolution. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4436 We're undecided about public schools. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4437 Look Dear ... a doe, a deer, a female deer ... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4438 The true art is in where you hang them. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4439 But it lacks the Kinkade touch ..... a splash of headlights would be nice. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4440 It just seems flat to me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4441 I prefer his earlier work, this is nothing to fawn over. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4442 Do you think drivers ever notice these? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4443 Mom and I posed for this picture. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4444 This one hits home—it was placed near a Los Angeles freeway on-ramp . 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4445 Great show! All sponsored by the American Auto Insurance Association. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4446 If it weren't for these head lights, I could see better. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4447 Think they'll let us scratch and sniff? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4448 They call this 'Art imitates life.' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4449 You know Ralph, twins are the norm. Maybe you need some Viagra. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4450 I still think it's a little too doe-centric 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4451 It's about time the art world appreciated the doe's gaze. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4452 These latest trends are so deerogatory... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4453 My kid could do this. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4454 It just doesn't do it for me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4455 That's too dear. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4456 Rutting season is off to an early start this year. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4457 These probably cost a lot of bucks. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4458 I agree. It's all about family values. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4459 Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to drive cars. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4460 Pass. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4461 What do you say we go hunting after this? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4462 Silhouette gives Bambi an implied appeal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4463 With regard to the issue of content, the disjunctive perturbation of the spatial relationship brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive juxtapositions. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4464 His cubist period was SO overrated... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4465 She was the doe of every buck's dream, believe me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4466 That's one hot mama. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4467 I wonder what happened to her after we migrated. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4468 Yes, you're his father and my lawyer's going after your stomping grounds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4469 While I appreciate the idea of art I'm always struck blind and in a total paralysis due to the bright lights. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4470 just love yourself 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4471 I wish they would dim the headlights at these things. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4472 I like this one the best, the artist captures our family values. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4473 Worst centerfold ever! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4474 Does the deer have a little dough? Yeah, two bucks. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4475 They're too lean looking, they must have been photo shopped! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4476 My fawn could paint that. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4477 They say that Randy Doehol was the original Pop artist. His abstract expressionism is timeless. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4478 again, the unrealistic expectations of models 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4479 Social Realism? What a crap! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4480 At best, it's a derivative piece. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4481 you will be avenged. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4482 At least this one isn't derivative. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4483 Deer Judging Works of Deer 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4484 I'm surprised they don't have a Swiffer by now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4485 Well this sucks. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4486 They live on dog fur. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4487 Ehhh, it's seems deerivative of Banksy. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
4488 This is obviously when the artist was crossing into his domestic period. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4489 Oh my gosh, that looks exactly like Bucky! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4490 How did they remove the bullet holes? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4491 Lyricism, clarity and accumulative wisdom. A dizzingly peripatetic, genre-bending foray into wildlife signs. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4492 This is clearly a tryptic about personal responsibility. In other words, the buck stops here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4493 This one seems Oedipal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4494 I like the use of primary colors but I found his oeuvre derivative. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4495 It's very reductive. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4496 The color palette could’ve been more elaborate. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4497 ...indicative of appeal to sentimentality marketing by emphasizing doe-fawn bonding. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
4498 So this is what the cavemen deer did in there spare time 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4499 A grim reminder of our own mortality. As we cross the road, so comes the next generation. I need a nap. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4500 I find the benign simplicity our early ancestors to be quite charming. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4501 She's had work done. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4502 I think it's artistic rendering for culling the herd. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4503 The others just make 'em slow down; this one also brings out the iPhones. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4504 I remember exactly where I was when I heard about this one... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4505 What does it say to you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4506 It's true. Art does transport you to a different place. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4507 It breaks new ground, even as it acknowledges a debt to tradition. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4508 Honestly, I've seen this so many times that it's becoming stagnant. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4509 I really preferred his Black Forest period 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4510 Major rack one day, next day... you know. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4511 Do you think it's time for me to get off birth control? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4512 Sex and Death? Clearly, that's all they care about... over and over and over. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4513 They certainly do walk funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4514 Let's imitate them! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4515 Don't feel bad, they say the street sign adds 10 pounds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4516 Yes, but is it serious art? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4517 Son since this picture you have really grown. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4518 Looks like my fawn did it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4519 Portrays a bold XING art at night, with a vibrant headlight falling on it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4520 Looks like Darwin's recipe for elimination of the species. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4521 So this is the Mandonna and Fawn 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4522 This is bringing back some dreary childhood memories. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4523 This show always puts on display those that emigrated here. Humorous though to think they now believe wall will stop them. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4524 The first time I saw this stuff, I was knocked on my ass. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4525 Frankly, I'm more partial to his earlier cave drawings. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4526 Next, the exhibit moves to the North Pole. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4527 That's what I call a family friendly road. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4528 It's actually one of the first known examples of feminism 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4529 Leave it to White Cube to be boring yet again 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4530 Dada? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4531 If you take a photo with the flash, it looks like they are staring right at you, afraid to move. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4532 This collection is quite a few bucks. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4533 This one's a little dear. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4534 Oh, dear, I'm fawning over this one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4535 I love, love to shit, and also to piss, but mostly, above all, to shit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4536 Too bad the artist didn't capture Uncle Fred's good side. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4537 That was me with my mother before I became famous. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4538 So tortured, so very misunderstood. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4539 A startling use of the headlights. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4540 You cannot tell when there are too many potential fathers... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4541 I'm getting the creeps. Let's go back to the pretty landscapes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4542 Bucks aren't into shared parenting. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4543 These are good. I had trouble explaining the Jackson Pollock versions to my fawns. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4544 Rutting is so last season. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4545 Graceful, yet patronizing. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4546 It appears opposing thumbs does not a artist make! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4547 Strange that they depict us without violence and the killing of us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4548 I find these portrayals reductive at best. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4549 Interesting. Very minimalist. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4550 oijhiulyg 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4551 These are all "found objects" discarded by the side of the road. Unfortunately, so's the gallery owner. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4552 Unforturnatly, there's not much doe in art. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4553 Hey, isn't that aunt Sylvia and her son Josh, it's a good likeness, they really captured their essence. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4554 It's probably my favorite Madoenna and her deer child. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4555 He just doesn't seem to capture the nuances of their relationship. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4556 Your mother was quite the model in her day. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4557 Hubba hubba! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4558 Reminds me of Madame Monet et bebe. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4559 Instead of painting on velvet this artist paints with velvet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4560 Be careful with the humanity, they’re obsessed with us! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4561 In this later phase, the artist turned from Leaping Stag to the Mother and Child theme, despite being distant from his own family. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4562 We call this folk art. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4563 What ever happened to the glorious leaping stags, when men were men and America was Great! Pre-Gloria Steinem. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4564 Geez, not another one titled 'Madonna and Child'! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4565 So deerivative. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4566 Wow, that's a lot of "doe" for that portrait "dear. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4567 I find that these works deconstruct the semiotics of sign-making. And the doe is shwiiiiing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4568 I know what I like. This is not art. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4569 She got the record settlement -- and custody. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4570 What are you wearing to the Met Gala! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4571 I was never a fan of his yellow period. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4572 All the lighting used actual car head lights. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4573 This is what I call art. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4574 nice art 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4575 It kills me when art like this is ignored. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4576 The amazing art created by man, is inspected very carefully by the deer who once posed as an art piece. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4577 Why are the signs in color? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4578 Easy! Don't rush. Wait till he does it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
4579 Ah yes...Post-modern Symbolism...some of my favorite works 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4580 THIS is what Grandma had to go through? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4581 I still feel the one with the twins was more aesthetically pleasing. 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
4582 I like to buy it, but it's just two deer. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4583 If I had thumbs, I'd be embarrassed to put my name on this. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4584 I swear they're dead ringers for the family I abandoned a few years ago. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4585 They moved them here when Haunch of Venison closed their New York gallery in 2013. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4586 She was my squeeze. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
4587 The yellow has no depth. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4588 I thought there would be more to performance art. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4589 No, too derivative of Disney. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4590 Ah, and my personal favorite. " Deer in Headlights"...in oils! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4591 They have no idea, do they? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4592 The lines and shape are nice, but the composition really lacks depth, wouldn't you agree? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4593 "Blitzen-esque" don't you think? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4594 Aren't they just dear? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4595 There's something about the bright lighting in here. I can't keep my eyes off of it. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4596 I don't like the way I look in any of these photographs. Darn papprazzi. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4597 Bagel or toast? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4598 I believe that the artist wanted the audience to feel pain and provide a statement that explains how all deer feel and the agony that they are consistently in. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4599 Things just won't be the same anymore without Hefner. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4600 This is birth control in the Trump era? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4601 As can see here, once you give birth, you'll no longer be able to jump due to your weight gain and you'll most likely get the "Mom" antler trim. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4602 Gloria Steinem . . . ah, her Doe-illism era. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4603 The artist really captures the emotions of parenthood, though one dimensional, it dramatically evokes memories of my youth. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4604 Breeders! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4605 I was told there would be headlights... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4606 This exhibition is profoundly moving for me personally evoking haunting memories of loss along I80 near Rawlins, WY. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4607 Hey Buck, I don't know about you, but I'd sure like to doe-see-doe with her. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4608 Motherhood really changed her perspective 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4609 I tried to get the wife and kids to pose for this but she was busy that day. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4610 The enigmatic smile always gets to me. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4611 As illustrated here, the deep-seated fear of a powerful and reproducing 'other' led to politicized hate speech and propagandist warnings. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4612 This one is quite typical from his Early Period 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4613 "Fawn of the Dead" is indeed an unsubtle warning to us all. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4614 I warned them not to cross here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4615 It just feels a little safe. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4616 Awww! My fawn modeled for this sign. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4617 Oh dear, her latest work is crossing into kitsch. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4618 I'm intrigued by its existential angst 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4619 "It's title is "Chutzpah"". 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4620 Antelope Warhol is waaaayy overrated. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4621 This artist is the deer equivalent of Andy Warhol. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4622 They're all photo-shopped. No resemblance whatsoever. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4623 Feels a bit...pedestrian. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4624 I remember this one growing up in a school zone. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4625 He was a lot edgier before he got married. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4626 Leap of faith 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4627 It was an inside job. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4628 Now Janice and her kid got pained too, how? I've been wandering by the road forever. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4629 My kid always wanted to be a model. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4630 This was created during his creative period 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4631 Alaska Daily News headline circa 1983 "Alaska Railroad = 135 / Moose = 0" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4632 Yes, they do bring the picture plane forward. No wonder there’s so many damn accidents. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4633 Seems Warhol derivative to me. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4634 You were right, deer. The leaping stag image has had its day. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4635 Honestly, I like the Madonna and Child better 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4636 Sure, and next month it will be Beautiful Turkeys. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4637 At the risk of stagsplaining, she should really cross in front of him. Anyway, why didn't your wife join us? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4638 A link between us and these primative creatures? I just don't buy it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4639 I think this one's worth a couple bucks. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4640 They're terrible for self-esteem; no deer is that skinny! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4641 Four-legged, only seven years ago, our four-fathers brought forth ...that all are created equal. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4642 My taste runs more to Andy Warhol. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4643 I don't know anything about art but I know what I like. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4644 I'd rather view passionate Deer John letters than these pedestrian crossing signs. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4645 Do you guys see what I see?” “Isn’t this sign referring to us?!” “Nooo, are you out of your mind!, we don’t like anything like what’s on the sign! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4646 It's all so deerivative. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4647 It's the self-portrait thatvreally defines the artist. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4648 modern art for the fourlegged art enthusists 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4649 Its not the price, it's the fact that it's so reductive. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4650 I don’t know, I’m not so sure about art in the age of internal combustion. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4651 My it’s too dear, don’tya think? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4652 Yes, it's by a new and exciting artist...Millicent Van Doe. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4653 Is that your dear or my dear? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4654 “Afternoon if a fawn,” has a nice impressionist vibe to it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4655 Oh yes. The Cassats are so dear. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4656 So this is what we get after the critics eviscerated his headlights series. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4657 THERS MORE TO LIFE THAN HAVING FUN 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4658 His work just doesn't do enough to buck traditional gender roles. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4659 There is hope. With these, we may not get caught in the headlights. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4660 Oh, I don't know. It just seems a little too dear for me. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4661 That's Jennifer, my first. Junior's boarding at Groton. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4662 Only an automobile driver would call this art. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4663 Yes, she played 'hard to get'. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4664 I was raised by a single mom... strongest woman in the world. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4665 It's only "from the workshop of..." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4666 Towards the end of his career his creativity became stagnate . 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4667 Yes, but it is Hart? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4668 I’m not into this weird, way-out stuff. Where’s the leaping stag in this one? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4669 Is this really what we look like? Interesting.... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4670 Hunting season call her twit brains instead of dear. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4671 It's evocative of the county's pre-hoofed period. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4672 Fawn memories, right Deer? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4673 I don't know why they have to have so many nudes, buck wild I say. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4674 It just doesn't speak to me 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4675 He must have gotten that silhouette from a grandparent. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4676 'Deer in the headlights'. Perfect. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4677 Er...maybe this whole 'animals are just like humans' has gone too far... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4678 We had to hold still for hours while she painted us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4679 I've never been in such a beautiful mausoleum 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4680 That's not Art... That's Elliot. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4681 'Nothing runs like a Deere,' except the doe being chased by one. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4682 I'm telling you Tom—art has no higher purpose. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4683 Yup. Gender stereotyping. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4684 That is perhaps the most cautious attempt an a "mother and child" painting I've ever seen. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4685 A rare look at a Wildlife Focus Group selecting the new deer signs for the Highway Department 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4686 You can just sense the foreshadowing of the Bambi gunman 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4687 It's like... I know that fawn! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4688 I may not be able to define it, but I know it when I see it..... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4689 Ah yes, the pedestrianist period. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4690 I almost bought this one, but then I realized it would be two deer for me. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4691 Have you ever noticed how their eyes follow you? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4692 I DONT THINK THEY QUITE CAPTURED THE "IN THE HEADLIGHTS " LOOK. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4693 Do you think that yellow background makes me look fat? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4694 That kid is definitely not mine 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4695 They're deer to my hart. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4696 No one can answer the obvious... which came first, the deer or the sign? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4697 What's the big deal? My kid could do that. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4698 Well Son, you were just a Fawn back then when your Mom & I were divorcing... I wonder if she ever learned to walk upright like us since then? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4699 That *totally* looks like her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4700 They're nice but they're a bit deerivative. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4701 What a complex portrayal of the myriad pressures society places on does. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4702 I suppose we could borrow a fawn and cross there. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4703 I met her at a stag party. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4704 You've seen one "Mother and Child", you've seen them all... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4705 This appeals more to the pro-lifers. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4706 Yes, he is a good artist, but it seems he is color blind. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4707 Our early ancestors had excellent penmanship in their drawings, especially given that we have hooves. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4708 Yellow is the new orange. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4709 okay, so it is not a Rembrandt, dear. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4710 These were commissioned by the Department of Highways. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4711 I would say this doesn't look good for Bambi's mom. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4712 So this is how Godzilla found Bambi. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4713 Again there's another one titled "Us Crossing". 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4714 If you're feeling up to it, the Realist collection is next door. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4715 To me, it's about liminal spaces. Thresholds. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4716 crossings is so 20th century, now we transition. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4717 Uncle Buck was always dating younger women 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4718 The legs really say so much of the plight of our species. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4719 I heard the artist is a neo-stagist. You can see his the male superiority in the way he objectifies the doe. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4720 I'm frozen, someone turn off these headlights! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4721 looks like were the last three deer standing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4722 Everyone thinks they're the next Kara Walker. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4723 I think this one's about deer crossing over to 'The Other Side'. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4724 'Exquisite portraits--don't you agree?' 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4725 I think my favorite is this one...there's some endeering about it.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4726 Ungepatchket! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4727 This fills me with bloodlust. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4728 Too plump for my taste. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4729 I'm with you, Dasher. Their accomplishments aren't worthy of this homage. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4730 If they can promise me I will look that good in six months, I'll sign up for this weight loss program. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4731 This series immediately preceded his Railroad Crossing period. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4732 Highway robbery! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4733 Where is the doe scent? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4734 This one was near the Catholic Church. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4735 These nudist deer paintings really turn me on 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4736 Is this why we crossed the road? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4737 I could swear they used my wife and daughter for that one. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4738 Deer God this is in a museum? I can’t believe it’s priced over a million bucks. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4739 They're great deer signs! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4740 The centerfold in the November Deerboy Magazine is hotter than this one. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4741 It's not my best work. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4742 They got Big Doe for this. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4743 This is from Bambi's "Yellow Period". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4744 Dare I say, a bit deerivative? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4745 Staggering! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4746 For some reason everyone fawns over this one. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4747 Deer me! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4748 They look natural now but wait until they get caught in the headlights. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4749 This really speaks to the duality of nature. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4750 Don't even think about it - those days are long gone. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4751 The perspective is really throwing me off, are they both in the crossing or not. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4752 This is a self portrait of cousin Prancer & his son. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4753 I only have visitation rights once a month. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4754 The artist clearly has mommy issues 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4755 Remember, it was you who insisted on the vasectomy! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4756 A Prancing Stag Is More Dangerous. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4757 Doe life imitates art, or Doe art imitates life. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4758 as if the ladies didn't already drive ... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4759 Shall we, dear? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4760 I'm considering getting this one, it's only one buck. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4761 It's a traveling exhibition from the Hudson River Highway School. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4762 All fours -- so last year. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4763 Not sure I'm into his fauvist period. I liked his primitivism better. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4764 It's a portrait of the artist as a Bambi. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4765 Without that damned, 'Dear Crossing' it's a work of art. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4766 Deer, hand me my glasses. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4767 I learned to draw at home. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4768 Never liked outsider art. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4769 I like it! For a birth-control PSA, it's pretty understated. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4770 My wife's pressuring me to have kids. It just doesn't feel right in this economy. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4771 I really think a show this controversial ought to have trigger warnings. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4772 Stag Party for 3 Bucks! Fawn Over Van Doe! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4773 This one was inspired by Bambi and his deer mother. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4774 I can't help but fawn over this one. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4775 I the whole collection reveals the modern rut. (For the judges; this caption plays on the dual meaning of rut....most non New Yorkers would know this without explanation. Most New Yorkers would not 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4776 How do they make it here? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4777 Uber changed everything. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4778 It's unbecoming to fawn over yourself, deer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4779 Frank-I know this is a pun but I can't help it; These paintings are just so DEER to me. See what I did there? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4780 Mesmerizing. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4781 Yes, this is me before the sex change and, of course, before we learned to walk upright and talk. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4782 I see it as a cautionary tale about dating a doe with a fawn. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4783 It's too derivative 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4784 That sign was in Mexico, they're pretty laid back. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4785 A rather brave act of reappropriatiation for a doe, don't you think? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4786 What an ultra-mordern art 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4787 Deer in Headlights. Stunning. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4788 Nice use of yellow space. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4789 While other artists seek fame, he just does it for the buck. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4790 Cleanliness IS Next To Godliness 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4791 I'm pretty sure this passes the Bechdel Test. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4792 'Breathtaking!' 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4793 I'm partial to the Disney conceptualization. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4794 I guess anyone can be an artist if they appear in a sex tape with Blitzer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4795 You just never see this anymore. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4796 Can the fateful flattening of the picture plane prevent a fatal flattening by a passing car? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4797 Ah, so this is where the buck stops. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4798 The Ma-DOE-nna and BAMBI-no. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4799 Well, I'll give you a couple bucks for it." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4800 Do you think the artist had a Bambi fixation. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4801 This is pure deer danger exploitation, playing to the Bambi & his Mother thing. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4802 There goes my modeling career. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4803 Title 9 even here! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4804 I don't care what they say, I still like representational art. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4805 Andy Warhol's early years were so dark. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4806 Hey! I know him. That's Art! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4807 Has no one ever seen us vacationing? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4808 Art is a reflection of its citizenry, Buck. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4809 The buck stop is here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4810 Looking at deer in floodlights. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4811 What the Buck??? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4812 Right now I'd pay max bucks for a bucks' box. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4813 My six month-old could have done that. Wait, that is my six month-old! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4814 Really? Stags leap, does stroll? Road art used to be so transgressive. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4815 Yup, That's her. I told her she could be a model. I really like her but I think that wise little fawn has figured out my motives. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4816 Controlling bitch and pupil. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4817 Modern art, humpf. I mean, look at it... a whitetail deer with no tail. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4818 You have kids? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4819 Mr. Barenbaum, the men from Xerox are here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4820 A bit cervidacentric, wouldn't you say? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4821 It's classic rear-garde! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4822 He doesn't even look like me. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4823 It’s a Ma-doe-nna and Child. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4824 Oh, how our deer friends will fawn over this one. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4825 Brings back such memories! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4826 This is gonna suck. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4827 This exhibit predates headlights. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4828 Emotional of course but financially it's worth less than a buck. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4829 Quite a change from his "Headlights" period. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4830 He's the Andy Warhol of deerdom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4831 Wow look at that is that Jimmy? No fair i wanted to be in that! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4832 Her hopping days are history. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4833 Can you still remember our single days? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4834 Ah the efficacy of representational art. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4835 They're so lifelike. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4836 Do you know what this art is? I have no eye-deer. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4837 You see, proof that these signs are a great way to meet up. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4838 It's obviously mimesis dear. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4839 I am forclempt. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4840 His look on ourselves as animals is endeering. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4841 I hear he didn't cut off the whole antler, just a part of it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4842 These are from Warhol's 'prerogative' phase. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4843 ...and so you say the tractor trailer hit them shortly after you painted this picture? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4844 Signs of evolution were always there... now they are here, at Bipedal Institute. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4845 I prefer the self portraits from his Deer Me period. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4846 She’s no Kara Walker. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4847 Love the clean hooves and bold use of antlers. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4848 I'd pay a lot of doe for this artwork 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4849 They're not really Instagrammable. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4850 Atleast they appear to have moved on from that abstract phase where they made us have red noses. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4851 I don't jump behind this modern art- why all the nudity? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4852 Finally, equal rights for doe. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4853 Very Margaret Calvert. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4854 She was so much hotter before she had the baby. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4855 Sure it's good art, but as Orwell says, "Two feet good, four feet bad. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4856 Broke my heart getting that, "John Deer" letter. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4857 These people paint just anything in the name of Modern Art. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4858 I think his headlights series had more impact. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4859 Poignant! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4860 D.O.T. had to discontinue its use. Bucks were using it as a chick magnet. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4861 It may be high art, but all I can say is, Oh deer.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4862 Cherry Kearton or Ansel Adams? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4863 hey look it's my uncle gary. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4864 Her profile is awesome but I don't like kids. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4865 Does everything need to be sexualized these days? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4866 He used to be a street artist. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4867 This primitive art is very deer to us. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4868 A bit deerivative, don’t you think? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4869 Is it me or is there a hint of sentimentality creeping into his work? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4870 Frequently after these events their mothers end up raising them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4871 Well I think it is Fawn pornagraphy! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4872 The artist's use of light is . . . . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4873 Coming off the bench to get in the game may take a season. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4874 "I prefer his Naturalist Period". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4875 What proud animals our ancestors were! We have lost our dignity, our modesty, and our speed in becoming upright. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4876 I don't know...it's a little too Neoclassical for me. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4877 Considering all those yahoos out there with rifles this month, maybe instant highway suicide looks best. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4878 Thanks for attending, deer friends. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4879 So realistic! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4880 From when Uber moved humans to Mars. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4881 C'mon! When have you ever seen a sky like that? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4882 It's nice that they got my good side. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4883 She got everything in the divorce. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4884 Is the artist reflecting an idealized cis-gender consciousness or a decolonized materiality? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4885 Boy, these must cost alot of doe. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4886 It’s absurd to display this as art in a place like this! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4887 Government coddling... It's a miracle anybody can stand on their own two feet. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4888 They've got the general idea, but this yellow backdrop throws the whole thing off...just doesn't look real! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4889 It's just called Madonna and Child, circa 1980 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4890 I prefer non representational art 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4891 Reminds me of Warhol's self portrait. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4892 My wife and son posed for this one, back when he was still a fawn. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4893 These were completed during the humanist period. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4894 Yeah, right after Rudolph she left me for another doe. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4895 To me, it just looks like Faith and her fawn from down the road apiece. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4896 Sure, of course it's great--but did he have to call it "Mommie Deerest"? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4897 I can't stop staring at her headlights. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4898 I still prefer headlights 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4899 I think this gender equity thing is going too far! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4900 Unlike his heroic pieces this is a metaphor for the suburban paradise. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4901 Our ancestors were positively bovine, weren't they? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4902 This one is my favorite. It’s called ‘Look Out for Madonna and Child.’ 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4903 Wonderful! They're finally back from touring! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4904 I feel that these new domestic works are lacking the angst of his earlier Pronking period. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4905 It's close to home, but I found the Burma Shave exhibit much more amusing. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4906 But does art have to be about sex, sex, sex all the time? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4907 Don't you agree, this one shows such spark and originality! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4908 You named her Doe and not Bambi? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4909 Wisconsin is upping the ante. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4910 No, it does not make you look fat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4911 Really too bad she and the kid both got shot before they could collect any residuals. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4912 Gertrude really was a looker! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4913 These self portraits have an endearing quality you don't normally see. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4914 I can't stop staring; they are stunning. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4915 And on loan from The Hermitage we have one of my all-time faves: "The Madonna and Fawn" by the late great Leonardo deer Vinci. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4916 I don't know much about Art, but here he is in front. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4917 They got shot and lived! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4918 I'm a family man, myself. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
4919 But you didn't... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4920 "My cousin and his son we're the artists? 's models". "My cousin and her son we're the artist's muse's". 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4921 I am so happy to see he is over that people phase. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4922 His work is just so one dimensional! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4923 "The wife and kid got tired of all the "selfies". 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4924 Well I guess their intentions were good... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4925 How quaint. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4926 It's amazing, tremendous and the largest number in the history of the country! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4927 I find his work incredibly edgy; he really bucks traditional forms of artistic expression. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4928 An unwed doe with a fawn. A welfare case if ever I saw one. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4929 We have many pieces yet to see, Deer. Let's not fawn over this one. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4930 The emotion is there, but will it stop an AK47? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4931 That was your mother and younger sister before the accident. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4932 I prefer the classic deer crossing sign. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4933 paparazzi stuff. Shouldn't be anywhere near a gallery. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4934 This one was conceived by the Diversity Focus Group. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4935 These are clearly from his Cerva period. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4936 It says this marked the beginning of his blue period. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4937 I find it an enervating critique on the passage of time… 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4938 I like the use of headlights to emphasize the latent quadruped... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4939 DOE: "Oh, dear." BUCK: "What." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4940 Striking, yes, but missing that headlight appeal. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4941 I'd say "Art for Art's sake," but this did not actually help Art, did it? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4942 “Hey Thurman, look over here, found Uncle Norse! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4943 Black is such a slimming color. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4944 Did you ever see Bambi the Musical? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4945 I am not the father of this fawn. It doesn't look at all like me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4946 If only my buck stopped there. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4947 Oh deer, this one's just too abstract for me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4948 I just love it. It's reminiscent of Matisse's flat color planes combined with the playful pop culture reference of a Warhol. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4949 Do I look fat in this? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4950 It's obviously French. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4951 OH-SURE, not likly after they gave us those berth-control shots 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4952 I love this artist's work. It always brings me back to doe. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4953 One,two,free! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4954 I'm rather fawned of this one 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4955 The young ones these days...where's the modesty?? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4956 Why did the deer look at the photos of deer crossing the road? Because those were his family that got caught in the headlights. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4957 Signs of life? Psshh. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4958 Kids definitely curbs your enthusiasm… 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4959 The artist experimented with a circular canvas next. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4960 To think there are people who deny the Holo-cross. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4961 Deer 1: Which one you like the most? Deer 2: Hard to say, they are all deer to me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4962 This is a lot less disturbing than the artist's "Three Dimensional Mounted" phase... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4963 My five-year-old fawn can draw better than that. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4964 Our pre-ancestors haven't learned to walk and maybe they haven't learned to talk. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4965 I find this one too ungerpotched. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4966 Remember when there wasn't a "potty correctness" era? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4967 It's how things were before the uprising. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4968 We all looked so young back then. Then the tragedy happened and poor little Bambi was never the same. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4969 Lookout for animals! Call me "Roadkill". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4970 I know you like that we're finally making it back onto the museum wall, but I don't care for abstract fauvinism, obviously created by and for gun-slinging humans without a sense of smell! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4971 Objective Art is so passé 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4972 The autobiographical nature reminds me of Thomas Wolfe 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4973 When I was your age, the moms stayed home with the kids. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4974 Thank goodness they got my good side. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4975 They're realistic, but they don't quite capture our joie de vivre. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4976 The show last year at Lascaux was way better. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4977 'Couldn't they make us look more Jordanesque?' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4978 He's pushing the envelope and I don't like it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4979 I totally get the LGBT reference, Tommy, but what's with the kid? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4980 I thought this was a stag party 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4981 We need more maternity leave so does don't have to cross the road with their fawns. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4982 The semiotics of it intrigue me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4983 These are from the peak of the Homosapienic Period. Very primitive. Saw everything in black and white. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4984 They strictly enforced the one child policy in those days. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4985 Maybe. But you didn't paint it, did you? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4986 An endearing exhibit at the Museum of Homo Sapiens Artifacts. Post Trumpocalypse. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4987 I find his pre Cro-magnon drawings much more evocative. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4988 It's so revealing of our domestication. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4989 Ah, another painting by the highwaymen 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4990 One dimensional...flat...and boring. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4991 Do you think Bambi gets residuals? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4992 The artist was hit by a car after making this. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4993 It is simply astounding how far we have come as a society in bucking the old defined gender roles! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4994 Now I know why that guy with the paints also had headlights with him. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
4995 You know deer you are still very beautiful 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4996 I see no reason to fawn over this piece, dear, rack or no rack. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4997 Probably safer to do it at the light. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4998 The sentiment draws one in, but it lacks the lithic quality of the classical form. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4999 As the curator of this exhibit, I can honestly say that I like my family picture over the one of me leaping on the road. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5000 We have come a long way 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5001 Wife: I don't know what you see in her dear! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5002 The Jackson Pollocks the cars made are in the next room. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5003 Dear deer, deer. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5004 Is little Bambi a boy or a girl? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5005 Bambi?? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5006 Did you really just call this "deerivative?" 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5007 For this one, the model chose to remain anonymous. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5008 Realism is so yesterday. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5009 I don't know if the artist has fully captured the angst of motherhood. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5010 Yes. "Prancer & Dancer met/made Doe and Fawn is a nice show." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5011 Is that Art? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5012 Modern art is a scam. If these really all meant something, they'd need more than two colors. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5013 [no caption] 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5014 I've seen these somewhere before. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5015 I do admire the flashes of creative sensitivity in the species, though. And the occasional compassion, as evinced by the auto deer whistles in the Technology Wing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5016 Sheepish? Very funny, Harold. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5017 I can’t wait until rutting season. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5018 C'mon-- you really like this? It's just so unnatural! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5019 It’s a shame your Uncle Buck insisted on going stag at the I-95 crossing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5020 They make life in the pre-emancipation period look surprisingly pleasant. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5021 They're posing them so young these days. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5022 Finally! We have our own hart gallery! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5023 We've come along way from being hunted and gathered. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5024 This artist needs to develop more in other mediums. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5025 Without a buck there is no family planning. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5026 Before you know it, we'll be wearing helmets! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5027 I told you when we met my Deer, I was once a model. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5028 This was part of the artist's domestic period. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5029 art has no craft anymore, my kid could do this 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5030 ...have a little doe? 'Soy-tanly!... 2 bucks!!' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5031 These warning signs lack the light of impressionism.. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5032 This one almost makes me wish I'd brought the doe and fawn! [almost in italics!] 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5033 Please don't stare at the artwork. The headlights exhibit is just down the hall. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5034 I remember when they were just pictures of birds and bees. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5035 I don't know, Erica, it just doesn't speak to me as art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5036 It's certainly different. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5037 He heard "doe art." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5038 And they called us simple. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5039 My deer, this is how our ancestors crossed the street. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5040 I like an artist who bucks the system. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5041 A fine attempt by humans, although rudimentary, at a representation of the symbolism of innocence, and the fundamental desire to be nurtured and protected.... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5042 They could have been mine if I hadn't bucked the system. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5043 *deer noises* 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5044 'This one looks like it smells good." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5045 I still prefer the impressionists. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5046 Are you kidding? My fawn could do that. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5047 His early cave wall works are better. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5048 Madonna and child, even ironacally, is such a cliche. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5049 It doesn't mean "Stop" and it doesn't mean "Railroad Crossing Ahead," but I just don't know for sure what it signifies when you're behind the wheel.... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5050 What an eye opening exhibit. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5051 I told you not every hunter shoots to kill. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5052 Looks like we're SIGNED UP for the season 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5053 I'm gonna sound like a dirty old buck, but I wouldn't mind doe see doeing with that one! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5054 Art, schmart...that's some DILF! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5055 Do you think they knew it wasn't a speed camera? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5056 I'm not really into Madonna and Child art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5057 Composition is good, yes. But I find her work rather cisgender-centric; plenty of antlers leaping over things, but not any tending to the children. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5058 I can't believe these were so popular. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5059 Where is the deer in the headlights ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5060 "Yield" signs my (white-tailed) ass. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5061 Do you remember when Bambi was little and played with Thumper and Flower? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5062 Upscale crossing 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5063 Every Spring we get--'new antlers' sounds better than 'horny.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5064 Say what you will but at least they were somewhat considerate 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5065 Dear, extinction is approaching in leaps and bounds. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5066 I assume the artist's models were not harmed in the making of these representations. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5067 'Buck Naked,' at the MOMA. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5068 I like the way his early work shoes a focus on family. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5069 Doesn't look much like Karen, but I'd recognize that fawn of hers anywhere! 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5070 It's better than a shooting gallery. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5071 What the Buck??? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5072 Why question the attribution? We can`t read! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5073 Let’s see if they slow down for Bambi. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5074 I would NEVER let my doe cross the road first! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5075 This is getting me rock hard. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5076 This one's my favorite from Albrecht Deer. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5077 The nose isn't even red. I'm not buying it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5078 Our species hasn't changed much over the years, have we? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5079 This artist is so clearly so démodé--out of step with the time. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5080 He was ahead of his time in his road warning sign period. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5081 I think the artist really captured your essence 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5082 Upright moose against signs of traffickin’ art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5083 If only there had been self-stopping cars... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5084 I believe it was his early Bambi period. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5085 Is nothing sacred? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5086 I can't help it. I just love modern art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5087 Oh dear god, not another Sign of the Cross exhibition. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5088 These are all waring signs for whitetail deer.We are mules. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5089 I don't know about you, but I find these Madonna and Child pieces a little tiresome. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5090 When your mom left she told me she was deer-resistant. Always with the jokes! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5091 He's no Robert Bateman! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5092 Now, dear, where were you when I was picking berries. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5093 They call this one Broadway, Baby Boogie! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5094 Yeah, you got to study the drivers' manual 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5095 By using subtle movement, the composition arrests caution. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5096 Walk between the jumps! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5097 You'd never know it, but that's my daughter in-law and grandkid. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5098 Were these works of art designed to engage drivers to slow down or enrage them to speed up? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5099 Honestly Stephen, I've never been much for street art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5100 That's what you want for two bucks? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5101 The models are too Hollywood. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5102 This art work is so dear! 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5103 We aren't special snowflakes? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5104 [no caption] 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5105 These cave drawings are quite interesting. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5106 A bit on the nose, don't you think? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5107 And David Salle said this was hogwash 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5108 Hey Kim , could you remove just the orange stain!! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5109 I like it. It really bucks the trend. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5110 I'm tiring of the warning sign motif. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5111 Nothing says Renaissance better than the Madonna and Child sign. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5112 So you're telling me she cut out gluten? -Yes, Marv, and you can see she looks great, but Fawni has ADHD, so you can't buck em all." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5113 At least this one is less dehumanizing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5114 Still we graze. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5115 It looks pretty old. Maybe some spy thing from the Hoover FBI days. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5116 I love his use of perspective. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5117 That looks nothing like me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5118 I prefer his earlier work. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5119 Staggering pics! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5120 The young buck's have a visions us old timer's dream dreams. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5121 I just don't much care for this touristy crap, Dave. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5122 I know it's prime yellow period, but really what does it say to us? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5123 Never saw her in my life. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5124 But not a single car crossing sign was posted 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5125 I know it's just street art, but the models are dear to me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5126 Honestly honey I haven't been unfaithful. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5127 So, what’s the big deal? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5128 A little more headlight and you could see the expressions better. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5129 Another sign of preferential gender treatment. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5130 Definitely reminiscent of Whistler, with a twist. A study in black and yellow. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5131 Is it me, or does this make you horny? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5132 To me, it's a body image issue. No real doe looks that good so soon after giving birth. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5133 Just as long as we win, they're adorable. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5134 Did you read the deer urine article in last week’s “New Yorker”? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5135 This is a little two deer for my tastes. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5136 Dayum, dat ass doe! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5137 This doesn't do you justice 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5138 These signs are great but they have to also reduce and display the speed limit. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5139 Excuse me, what's the time? I need to get home to feed my human. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5140 Derivative or genius? Or bathroom? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5141 Nothing upright about these! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5142 Fascinating, but you should check out the abstracts in the windshield exhibit - wow! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5143 He got the color right, but it makes her look fat 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5144 The detail and use of colors just boggles the mind. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5145 Yup, that was me just before Mama go nailed by a semi. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5146 We else do you think they've got for a few bucks? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5147 Such banal commentary on the danger faced by broken families of the polygamous Cervidae...as always, the buck stopped here and moved on. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5148 Deer Safety Course 101 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5149 Trying to find my mood for today. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5150 The Deer DMV 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5151 I appreciate the stark use of contract. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5152 I believe the artist suffered from psychotic episodes...and in a fit of rage he severed his own antler. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5153 These paintings are very deer to me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5154 It just amazes me what passes for art these days. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5155 Call that portraiture? My fawn could do better! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5156 'The buck stopped here'. Priceless!! 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5157 I really like his yellow Cubist period. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5158 Groundbreaking or derivative? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5159 This is gonna suck. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5160 She's aging like a fine wine. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5161 This is my family, see the resemblance ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5162 Not bad for a biped. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5163 Why is this piece so expensive? My 4-year-old child can draw better than this! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5164 That's one ten point MILF. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5165 It's like we're two different species. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5166 They don't understand our proportions at all. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5167 The buck stops here, and here, and here. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5168 I heard that the deer who painted these died crossing the road on the way to tonight's opening. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5169 I find it derivative 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5170 Here we see an example of a primitive piece from the "Department of Transportation". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5171 Those were barbaric times, I tell ya ... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5172 The subject matter is intriguing, but the Freudian underpinnings and psychoanalytical theories of a true, classic Dali are strangely lacking. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5173 I'll tell you this Charlie, this "found art" thing going on right now would never fly back in our day... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5174 We need to review the NO HUNTING signs in the next isle. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5175 If you look closely, it's all dots. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5176 These drawings are meant to distract us during rutting season! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5177 I see it less as a warning than I do an expression for engagement. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5178 He'll really like the diorama of the old deer trails in the next room. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5179 You need to study these before you take the rutting test. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5180 I always enjoy VIP day at the Roadside Sign Museum. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5181 After the war.... We put up sighs the enemy made during such dastardly times in art plazas... Honoring our fallen enemy. Their noble defeat. People find them works of art... Me? I find them as reminders... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5182 I wouldn't say fat--more like pleasantly plump. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5183 Hm. It’s said these creatures are some of the dumbest that walk the earth. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5184 I am so not ready for kids. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5185 I ended up with larger antlers but mom always liked you best. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5186 Heartwarming, yes, but static pose leaves me underwhelmed. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5187 A doe and fawn crossing, not just the traditional deer crossing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5188 Oh Dear, ...Oh Dear 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5189 My fawn can draw better than that. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5190 Still life? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5191 Since we're stuck here, what do you do for a living? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5192 Oh deer! From here it realistically captures us being captured 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5193 His work is a real reflection of society. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5194 Prosaic but endearing . . . 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5195 No great artist ever sees things as they really are. ~Oscar Wilde 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5196 It says it inspired the Tupac hit "Deer Mama." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5197 It borrows so many tropes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5198 The early works were more abstract, but I feel these carry a more meaningful message. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5199 I find that these representations of fawn-rearing as the highest embodiment of the feminine take me out of my rut. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5200 Yes, there is an undercurrent of impending doom, but it fails to transcend its status as iconography, to become memorable as a work of art. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5201 It does nothing for me. Not since those conservationists got me with that dart. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5202 The peril of humanity provides context even in his most peaceful works. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5203 This exhibit makes me feel rather cross. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5204 Hanging on For Deer Life 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5205 I still think Ler was a strange name for my aunt. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5206 Remember, that was Henry at three months. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5207 This used to be popular, before Walt Disney made Bambi. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5208 And here I thought she just gained weight. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5209 Rudolph left mailing industry to follow his painting dreams. It was a mistake. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5210 You have to ask yourself what the artist was thinking, is this his portrait of Doe and Fawn, should he have had more Impressionism in his study or he may have tried being more Abstract 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5211 Sure,it means relax you're in a no Buck zone... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5212 "This was from his fawn period". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5213 Rumpalicious. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5214 I literally have no idea what this is supposed to represent. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5215 With all the isms elsewhere on the art scene, it's good to see they're retaining the realism perspective. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5216 Ironically, Bambi's Mom never saw it coming. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5217 Goodyear and Hoover have strong offshore competition. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5218 Now this is new to the Wells wing, 2017 if I am not mistaken 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5219 I'm still not sold on the color. But the hindquarters do draw the eye. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5220 “I do like the family shot”. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5221 "I thought Banksy was supposed to be ironic". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5222 Well, to me it's a commentary on the responsibilities and sacrifices of the single parent. What concept do you think the artist is trying to convey? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5223 It just doesn't speak to me 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5224 She did Jillian Michaels. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5225 I think this one represents the perils of too much prancing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5226 I find the benign simplicity our early ancestors to be quite charming. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5227 They've done a cracking job with the airbrushing 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5228 He told me they looked better with direct horizontal lighting, and I told him to hit the road. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5229 Hey guys, do I look fat in this? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5230 This show will be a big hit if they take it on the road! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5231 I don't know. I don't think it's worth 3,000 bucks. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5232 Are my antlers really just lines? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5233 Must be the van Doe... 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5234 She appears to be a shadow of her former self. As a stag, I can relate. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5235 Frankly I find the artist's oeuvre a tad too endearing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5236 I just love impressionism. Though it looks more like a goat. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5237 Why, yes. Racial identity AND traditional gender roles within the traditional herd structure! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5238 "I am told there was a Day when these weren't necessary for a safe crossing on our bucolic Glens". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5239 Hmm, 'Doe, a Deer.' Why does that sound so familiar? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5240 I understand they are asking forty sows and bucks for it . 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5241 Rudolph could fly, now look at him. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5242 This one elicits a feeling of 'calm before the storm'. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5243 We were making great progress, but then came the apprentice presidency. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5244 Andy Warhol is prolific, and creative. Shall we dance? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
5245 I feel the internal dynamic of the biomorphic forms verges on codifying the accessibility of the work. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5246 Wow, they really jump out at ya. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5247 Under the light, his eyes DO look like Jr. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5248 Much easier than choosing the lady or the tiger 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5249 They could stand to expand their palette. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5250 I'm still only seeing shades of gray. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5251 The artist is good but has a very limited range of subject and color palette. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5252 Wanna check out the Mapplethorpes next door? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5253 I had no idea they still made canister vacuums. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5254 His later work lost its edge, yet retains a glimmer of incendiary observation vis-a-vis the form of line and structure. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5255 Can't tell if it's a Picasso or Rembrandt. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5256 Yes. I find quadrupeds much more alluring, too. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5257 It's so clearly Photoshopped 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5258 We are so blessed most drivers find us too tough to chew. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5259 It doesn't speak to me. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
5260 These are the ones that didn't get my tweet about headlights. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5261 Ars gratia hart. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5262 I prefer wildlife art 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5263 The gallery has really gone downhill. I don't get this at all. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5264 Who do they think they're kidding?! Just because it's here doesn't make it art! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5265 « Mommy Dearest Crossing? » 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5266 Derivative, don't you think? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5267 Kid looks just like you, George. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5268 It’s your turn to get up at night 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5269 She's known for her still lifes but her still alives are pretty good, too. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5270 "Just think,our youngest finally off on her own". 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5271 Hmmm. She is really spoilt for choices. Why would she accompany her mom or dad? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5272 The "Caught in the Headlights" installation utilizes overhead lamps to drive home the idea that one may still ascend to heaven post fatal impact. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5273 It's a shame he only received recognition after he died. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
5274 Sorry, Rudie, this trans-gender one does nothing for me! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5275 Does anyone even remember the days before deer equality? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5276 I prefer his earlier work, the "Cross Walk" collection 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5277 He calls it "Deer in the Headlights". 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5278 I understand the artist got his start painting targets for a gun club. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5279 Modern? Postmodern? Or crap? 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
5280 That Cindy Sherman really is quite something. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
5281 I did this one right after Vixen and I had Rudolph. He was such a bright baby! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5282 My kid can paint better than this. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5283 Just look at this Peter, another yummy mummy trying to get known for ‘having it all’ 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5284 These aren't especially fawning. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5285 Warning -- being horny can produce these results. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5286 It was from his socialist realism period. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5287 The after story inspired the Disney movie 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5288 Are you trying to tell me something dear? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5289 I think I’ll scream if I see one more show about identity politics. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5290 Don't you hate women who use their children to get attention? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5291 Ah yes. Little Buckshot. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5292 I prefer de Kooning. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5293 It makes me so horney! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5294 Sure it bucks the trend, but it's nothing to fawn over. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5295 It's the Afternoon of a Faun Hoof print. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5296 The artist is an avid hunter trying to counter the implications of the movie, "Bambi". 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5297 This one will make them think twice. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5298 I'll watch the door while you go. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5299 At least they're better than the ones in the headlights. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
5300 I would have preferred names in black marble. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5301 You ever notice how none of these signs face right. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5302 be your self dear 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5303 It smells of nothing like life. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5304 I much prefer the warmth of this two-bedroom. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
5305 Remember when you and your mother posed for this? We should have asked for more. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5306 The women are always painted so disproportionately. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5307 First time I saw it, I cried and I cried. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
5308 Ahhh yes...Bambi guilt. Very emotive. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5309 Don't worry about them. You will never have to pay child-support. 1.0541 0.05405 37 36 0 1
5310 It captures Bambi well but doesn't do you justice. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5311 Art!? This is nothing but a two-dimensional cultural appropriation! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5312 It was interesting to see all the furniture.. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5313 For me, it just lacks the power of the artist's other pieces. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5314 Humans and their gender stereotypes... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5315 Instead of ‘It sucks’ you could say, ‘It doesn’t speak to me.’ 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5316 How did we become two dimensional silhouettes? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5317 Last month’s exhibit on Why did the rabbit cross the road? was much more thought provoking! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5318 Deer, Remember when Junior crossed the road for the first time? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5319 Well, they strike me as transitional. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5320 It just seems awfully deerivative, don't you think? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5321 Dear, oh deer, oh deer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5322 The family crypt. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5323 They didn't have to pay a lot of bucks for this one. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5324 I hear Santa got ticketed for not heeding this warning sign. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5325 It's a new highway art form. Totally lacking in originality. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5326 Dad always said you shouldn’t be alone if you are going to stagger. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5327 This artist, like our President of the United Horses of America, is a malignant narcissist! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
5328 She was not sure who the father was. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5329 Simple, yet transcendent. I must have one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5330 She reminds me of my wife. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5331 You can see that the hart isn't in it. I think he painted it just for the doe. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5332 I thought his painting of the Brillo Box was much more compelling. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5333 Tell me again, what were our ancestors so afraid of? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5334 Why am I so successful in collecting art? Because a smart man once said to me, "invest in what you know." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5335 Dear, that photo of you with our little one was taken before you grew those pointy little horns! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5336 It's reminiscent of her earlier Neo-Bambi period. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5337 Ah, remember the days when there was just one bush for all of us? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5338 Now this one will definitely set you back a buck or two. Hee, hee. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5339 Deer Jumping #375 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5340 Who knew Hoover would go Galactic? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5341 Let's Do It! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5342 How much doe do they want for this one? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5343 Stagus erectus: ruminating on ascendency to bipedalism. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5344 Heeding traffic signs is a lost art. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5345 I'm still pissed at that tractor guy for stealing my idea. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5346 Frankly DEER, I don't give a damn 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5347 Too cute by half. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5348 I don't know...I still think I would've added a lot to the sign's effectiveness. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5349 I never met any does here. How about ewe? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5350 Hmm ... deer beneath can lights. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5351 Another boring celebration of motherhood. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5352 Myself, I like the madonna type. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5353 His use of overspray is remarkable. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5354 'Our safety?' Body-shaming, that's all it is! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5355 No horns! I don't get the symbolism. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5356 This one definitely breaks with the "old horned male" imagery so dominant in the art world. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5357 Yes - this was before Bambi was elected president and banned automobiles. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5358 It's a shame that there used to be a government program for this, as well. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5359 Sort of Daliesque don’t you think? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5360 My fawn could have painted this crap. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5361 I always knew your beauty would be recognized someday. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5362 This is from Buck Paulson’s dark period. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5363 Wow, in this one he really captured the female form! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5364 'For Lifetime Achievement: Great Artist, Great Mom and Total Party Animal' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5365 Are you telling me the pill didn't work? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5366 An early Madonner and child, circa 1983. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5367 I'm concerned with the iconic representation of the mother-child relationship within the high expressed emotion level of the family dynamic... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5368 I love the social commentary and associated cautionary message for he is telling with these pieces. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5369 The artist has incredible use of color. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5370 'Deer Crossing' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5371 Your friend Deerbenkorn’s road sign has a certain je ne sais quoi, but we’ll agree that he’s no Deergas! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5372 They borrowed this one from the Shooting Gallery. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5373 Yes, we need to protect our genetic investment. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5374 He received a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5375 I definitely prefer prequels to sequels. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5376 What a momma's boy. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5377 ...forever the same road sign: exercise caution for mom and Bambi...but assume we are deadly projectiles. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5378 Dough, a deer, a female deer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5379 Family or Trans-gender? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5380 His work’s lost all its intensity since he had children 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5381 I think he has captured the substance, but not the true essence. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5382 I’m not really into realistic art. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5383 There's nothing there to hang your hat on! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5384 And this is a work from the artist's "two period". 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5385 I know I'm a hart, but I don't know whether I like this. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5386 I thought this was a stag party 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5387 [I think no caption is needed] 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5388 Fawn, fawn, fawn! Try becoming more eclectic. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5389 I think it looks better from a distance. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5390 Ya know, it seems just like yesterday when that shot of the family was taken, just before they were really shot. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5391 A DILF, definitely a DILF. I know one when I see one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5392 What a life, eh?! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5393 This artist specializes in crossing signs. This one just does not jump out of me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5394 I don't think he's getting this. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5395 This work is ahead of its time. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5396 Ah, the art of avoidance. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5397 He was a deer caught in still lifes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5398 I'm feeling a bit peckish. Let's amble over to the cafeteria. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5399 She was the first Jane Doe to sue for gender equality. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5400 It lacks conviction 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5401 It's a classic example of Pre-NRA art 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5402 Doe and Fawn Crossing Delaware Avenue still stirs the soul. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5403 ...but it’s the negative space that’s do arresting. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5404 This art form is truly unappreciated. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5405 I think the signs are working. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5406 Perhaps our ancestors could have taken walking lessons, if they only had more dough. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5407 Not everything is about you! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5408 I always dreamt of being displayed somewhere on a wall someday. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5409 That's an old piece of art back when they walked on all four hoofs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5410 Wheres the buck representation? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5411 It's a bit derivative of early homo sapiens. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5412 Mother and I posed for this one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5413 Don't even think about it dear! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5414 I prefer 'Yummy Mummy' over 'Stags' Leap'. What say you, Mr.Brown? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5415 It really speaks to the hart of the matter. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5416 If they were humans, they'd have halos. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5417 This is a rare first edition that had to be dumbed-down for the "target audience." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5418 They say the artist made a ton of dough on this one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5419 This was when my dad, and I, first crossed together. I really miss him! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5420 She never knew what what her. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5421 Who goes first? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5422 Those doeflakes just won't stop. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5423 No, I do not think he made your butt look big. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5424 The protect society has some great ideas. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5425 Who gives a damn! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5426 I'm guessing it's a Hoovercraft. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5427 At the risk of pedantry, it’s fawn, not faun. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5428 I still think some of his best work came from his "PedXing" period. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5429 Dear deer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5430 I'm quite fawn'd of that artwork titled "Not sure if I should cross the road or stand in the middle of it." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5431 I love street art. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5432 For me it's derivative. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5433 I'm a bit perplexed by these, deer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5434 They come once a week since Pluto lost its planet status. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5435 Aliens suck. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5436 This one captures cervine for me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5437 He’s fawning to his audience. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5438 Deer me...I had expected a much more subtle exhibit. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5439 Does it make me look fat? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5440 I'm so sick of these patriarchal standards of "quality." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5441 Nice, but the price is too dear. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5442 Does she still cut on herself; and masturbate excessively? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5443 Here's where art and beauty truly lie in the eye of the beholder! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5444 ...monkey wins selfie suit, so tell me why pre-historic cave artists can't win this copyright lawsuit? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5445 Do we spell it 'faun' or 'fawn' ? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5446 My grandfawn could create better art with her crayons! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5447 They all look like Bambi to me. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5448 Photorealism it's not. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5449 Even when the fawns and does were shot and killed, the lawmakers did nothing to change the gun laws and now there's none of them left. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5450 Ignore him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5451 Hmm, it looks like a pre-car VanDoe 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5452 ...and the wee buck there is Ray, a drop of golden son. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5453 I see why you don't like modern art. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5454 Madonna of the Crossing 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5455 I prefer these to Jackson Pollack's road kill paintings. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5456 Family portrait. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5457 And the juxtaposition of the light and the dark--they've really captured the banality of Bambi. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5458 This is Van Goes "Dear in Headlights." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5459 We'll get revenge for the road kills. The other museum wing has every stop sign in the county. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5460 Let's deer the deer. the deer. fuck. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5461 That doe, doe. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5462 fuggeddaboutit! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5463 Why do they always show us walking on all fours? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5464 That reminds me, Eric. I just filed a trademark for MAQA - Make America Quadrupedal Again! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5465 Title? I call it "In the headlights." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5466 I think the gallery robs it of its original strength... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5467 What he lacks in realism he makes up for in composition. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5468 Which hashtag would you use to tweet about it? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5469 This one captures my gentle longing for days long gone. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5470 Sadly, it was painted on the saddest day of Bambi's life. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5471 These are very Kara Walker-like. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5472 My mother was such a dear. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5473 It certainly makes one pause and reflect. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5474 After that accident out on I-5, the school board decided to add this one. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5475 I don't love the background, but the realism is amazing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5476 They didn't get the tail just right. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5477 And you say you want children 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5478 This piece here was also done prior to the deer takeover of 2017." "Humans were so bad at art. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5479 Why should anyone be cautious about our doing what comes naturally? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5480 These are “safe crossing” signs. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5481 I thought Eloise had twins. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5482 There he is. So young, such a jumper! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5483 The artist failed to capture Mom's enigmatic smile. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5484 Still life? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5485 You know, it's just not as finely observed as the Madonna and Child I saw last month in Paris. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5486 fuck this. my kid could do this shit. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5487 Should we call them Neanderthals? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5488 This isn't bad, but the 'Headlights' exhibit is mesmerizing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5489 And this one was when I had to take the wife and kid along last rutting season. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5490 She's angry - he said no one will recognize it is her. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5491 It's almost like a cross between something. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5492 No, deer, that picture does not make you look fat. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5493 These depictions date back to the pre-autonomous vehicle era. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5494 So much less confusing before those genDEER laws were passed 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5495 Crossing fingers they will find this a suitable alternative when featuring us in their wall art. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5496 Caution to drivers or enticement for hunters? So subjective. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5497 He has your ears but my nose. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5498 I'm looking at wildlife here. One moment of being wild and now a little one. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5499 Is tis the new deer porno? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5500 This artist, like our President of the United Deer of America, is a malignant narcissist! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5501 That's Mary's bastard son. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5502 ``I hope this guy has a day job.'' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5503 I'd say it's definitely worth more than a few bucks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5504 Glad we stopped here. The next one isn't 'til Whoville. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5505 It He takes designing to a new level 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5506 This Andy Ewehall speaks to me. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5507 NOW do you feel like an ass? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5508 They look so frightened, yet unafraid. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5509 WithoutbeatingaboutthebushI'msureit'sderivative. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5510 Postmodernism is dead... I'd rather be reading the Open Swim weekly news letter, you know what I mean? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5511 I prefer the Swiss originals. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5512 Son, I just want you to know I will still be supportive if you prefer deer with racks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5513 And now for something completely different. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5514 I'm transgender. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5515 I think I dated her. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5516 The "art" happens when a car hits a deer. Seriously though– is it privileged to say I regret my MFA? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5517 She looks good for her age. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5518 I must tell my family, that they should never wander from the saety of the woods. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5519 Self portrait before the antlers? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5520 The lighting is damn near perfect to 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5521 Technically, silhouette's are nudes, but they lack a naturalistic element. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5522 Representational is so passe. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5523 ...and they believed boundautocide was unintentional. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5524 If only they had posted these on roadways with lighter traffic. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5525 As Dali could have said, 'We are all hungry for asphalt images.' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5526 isn't that beautiful deer? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5527 Let me tell you what _I'd_ wish for: no more burnt toast! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5528 It's time to change the bag 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5529 We've come a long way, baby. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5530 Ah, yes - it's most certainly symbolism of the plight of searching for our inner headlight, so as not to buck away from going at life stag, whilst learning not to fawn over others. What do you think Cari, my beau? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5531 What concerns me is that it says the artist's medium is "found objects". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5532 That's the best picture of mom ever taken. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5533 Says here that this is the earliest of all of his prolific self-portraits. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5534 This job sucks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5535 Does that thing look like us ? I cant tell haha ! I am pretty sure that thing looks like us but I wonder why he is on that yellow thing!!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5536 Why do they have me on a sign" "I don't know, maybe they thought you were a-dear-able 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5537 No wonder they keep hitting us. This thing doesn't smell. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5538 A doe in a caution sign? I'm offended. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5539 Typical colonialist view! So degrading! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5540 Hey, wait, that's MY portrait! I'm suing for copyright infringement. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5541 I'm not fawn of this doe. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5542 She really knew how to save a buck. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5543 He painted these around the time he was managing the Venison Underground. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5544 I really do miss my Mom, she was such a Dear. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5545 Some sophisticated cave drawings eh? Wonder what they were trying to tell us... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5546 That's too dear. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5547 This one yields a certain paternal aspect. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5548 Doe know, Gus...guess it means we get smaller as we get older. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5549 Really--Field & Stream in the restroom? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5550 I just realized something. Isn't it deer hunting season 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5551 Mona and her daughter Lisa. It's perfect. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5552 I’d go for her if she weren’t encumbered with the kid. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5553 It's definitely a Warhol! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5554 This piece isn't making me cross 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5555 That is my ex. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5556 Let's make a deer. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5557 This one is the pre Bambian period; before the invention of rifles. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5558 She was fawning adoration but what she really wanted was the bucks. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5559 Clearly, but what does it mean? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5560 ... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5561 I'd appreciate this so much more if I could see yellow. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5562 I have never seen a more accurate depiction of Modernity - Have you Maurice? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5563 I told you that he could go either way. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5564 So that's what it meant all this time... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5565 I won't be buying- it's just two deer....... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5566 Oh boy, another artist inspired by Mommie Deerest. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5567 Ugh, their perspective is all wrong. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5568 He painted this during his Fallow period. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5569 Us again, this time rendered more modern, a style so representative of the artist's post-cave-dwelling period. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5570 Wow Bob, These Andy Deerhol prints are going for HOW MUCH?? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5571 Rt 28? Fugetaboutit! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5572 I find his new work a bit too realist 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5573 I think it speaks to a transformative pedagogy that Pollock never even approached with his splashes of complacency. But that’s just me 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5574 Oh, dear, it all seems so derivative. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5575 I'd insist on a DNA test. He doesn't look at all like you. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5576 This one seems more diverse. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5577 It has little impact on me. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5578 Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5579 This one speaks to the sense of maternal strength so prevalent in our society. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5580 Like mother, like son." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5581 Tsk, tsk. They don't use birth control, then complain when hunters 'thin out the herd.' 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5582 Wait a minute! Didn’t you say this would be an installation of pronk art? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5583 I'm looking for the bathroom. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5584 This modern stuff is pointless. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5585 I call it "The Afternoon of the Doe Fawn" 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5586 And next they'll be demading their own votes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5587 What a deer exhibit! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5588 This is my favorite Madonna and Child. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5589 This photorealism is spectacular. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5590 Always figured I'd be on the wall before they would. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5591 His proportion really catches you off guard. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5592 It's like looking in a river. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
5593 You really want one with a desk and a computer? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5594 Vincent Van Goat knows nothing about the Cervidae figure. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5595 Stark and creepy enough to make me want to bolt! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5596 That ‘62/‘63 championship herd was incredible. So many legends. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5597 I just feel bad those who didn't make it across the road to see this. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5598 She's still mad at me. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5599 I think the fawn resembles the buck on the left more than the buck on the right. When will the paternity test results be ready? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5600 Yield to one of those and your stag days are over. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5601 Andeer Warhol was so ahead of his time. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5602 Art for hart's sake 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5603 The Blitzens felt remorse at having been estranged from their enslaved ancestors. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5604 This is a classic: Ma Donner and Child. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5605 What do you think Yayoi Kusama would have done with this topic? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5606 Where will this equality debate end? Next, they will demand "doe only" hunting licenses. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5607 Oh, it’s a Party!!! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5608 I think Renoir should have stuck to women with parasols. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5609 "True, but does it speak to how we cross the road TODAY?" [all caps = itals] 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5610 It combines the social concerns of Barbara Kruger with the aesthetic of `Bambi.' 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5611 Do you think it makes her look fat? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5612 ... 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5613 I don't get it. But I'm probably just blinded by sorrow from the loss of my wife and child. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5614 Oh deer, road venison 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5615 Seems no one respects the buck anymore. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5616 I'm not really sure what the artist is going for here. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5617 Gender identity is more than motherhood. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5618 Great picture of Mom! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5619 If those cavemen ever learn to paint, this could be our future. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5620 Reminds me of a really upscale watering hole I used to frequent in my single days. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5621 I'm just not feeling it . . . you take your time, I'm gonna check out the stop sign thing . . . 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5622 I see you over deer 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5623 I'm absolutely dying to say that I enjoy artists of this elk. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5624 He seems to be in a rut. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
5625 I heard he has to take his son with him to work since his wife was hit by that truck. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5626 You're right, he only uses black and yellow. Rather tedious. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5627 Honey, don't you think the artist depicts the DEFUNDING of PLANNED PARENTHOOD & teenage counseling services...... ? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5628 I've always loved the Moosanna and Child motif. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5629 Oh deer! These are just fawnbulous! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5630 Looking at majestic deer art. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5631 This color is lost on me. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5632 Don't look so cross. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5633 milf. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5634 I was shocked when he took this one from Rte. 28. Drivers are not slowing down for that fake Van Gogh he put up. cheap Van Gogh Cheap 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5635 The dominant species must be the one leading the two subspecies. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5636 Too bad the buck didn't stop there. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5637 Why did the deer cross the road? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
5638 I think these are from his deer-in-the-headlights period. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
5639 It's difficult for today's Deer to imagine a time when crossing was segregated among the sexes... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
5640 Preaching to the choir, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5641 I'd say the evolution is more in his subject matter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5642 Here's me and dad when I was a kid. Where has our youth gone? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5643 American carnage? Feh - they have no idea. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5644 Doe a deer, a female deer. Me, a long long way from accepting such this new design style. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5645 Humans use these signs to signal our presence so they can mow us down with their vehicles. It's a disgusting game. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5646 I know I was young then, but Mama really should have listened to me about those headlights. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5647 He's going through a fallow period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5648 You can really see the inner turmoil in Bambi's Yellow Period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5649 It panders to cheap sentiment. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5650 I thought we were all done. Three more years before this one joins his brothers at Buck U. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5651 This sign is in memorial of my deer friend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5652 humans were so gender normative. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5653 Just think, deer, now he is a well-portrayed "high jumper"! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5654 She got cusdody 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5655 'Deer Crossing' is a little tame for the moments of terror shown here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5656 His work remains deer to many, but I don't thinks we should fawn all over it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5657 That was some romp in the woods. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5658 What has the world come to today? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5659 Don't get me wrong but it was a far simpler life as ruminants. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5660 Slow motion replay. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5661 I like the naive rendering of motherly care on this one... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5662 This must have been before he "came out." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5663 Planned Parenthood: 1 Fawn/Family 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5664 Maybe I'm just in a rut, but she looks like she could use a couple of bucks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5665 I don't know Val, is it supposed to jump out at me? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5666 They're very expensive aren't they?" "No, these were deer, darling 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5667 I thought Vixen was a Dude! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5668 Ticks and Time 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5669 Note how the artist has captured the interdependence of morals, religion, politics and nature. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5670 Don't you see? All together these are an installation with a cautionary tale. They are clearly saying, " Beware! This is what becomes of deer who dance on their hind legs!" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5671 Yoko's installations are not what they used to be. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5672 This artist is a doe nut 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5673 Well, these I'd like to forget! Just like those horrid 'Baby on Board' signs--they simply BEGGED for swerving! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5674 The calm before the storm... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5675 I know fine art when I see it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5676 I guess we'll just have to adopt one,dear. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5677 the dilemma of the (deer) horns 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5678 Humans used to do this activity many years ago. It’s called gallery hopping. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5679 I like the hard-edge realism but feel they are embarrassingly derivative. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5680 I hope you negotiated royalties. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5681 What we really need is a crossing guard. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5682 OH MY DEER!!! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5683 No matter where you stand, it keeps leaping out in front of you. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5684 I don't know, John, it just feels so derivative. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5685 'You can only wonder what the artist was thinking when he created these. Was dog REALLY mans best friend?' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5686 I wonder where the artist finds this unusual subject matter? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5687 So, who has been fooling around with my wife? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5688 I told you; they believe in family values. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5689 This one is too dear. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5690 Deeromedes is so unpredictable. This one's called "Bambi, Just Seconds Before..." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5691 Young bucks getting some culture while hoping to meet up with some doe with dough... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5692 Have you noticed how their eyes never follow you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5693 I miss the old days before math enrichment classes and coding camps. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5694 They make a cute couple. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5695 Okay, but look at those eyes! Those are Mom's eyes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5696 The artist told her she was another Mona Lisa. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5697 Such beautifully rendered realistic allegories, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5698 Madoenna yes. But a virgin? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5699 'Madonna and Child '. Timeless, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5700 Sadly, the fawn has that deer in the headlights face. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5701 It's just for show 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5702 I didn’t realize she was expecting. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5703 Look! The Monarch of the Glen. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5704 She's a little tied down, if you ask me! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5705 wouldn't need these if they'd just dim their lights 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5706 "We're not as good looking in life as we are in these warning signs." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5707 A spoil of the chase? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5708 I dunno, it could be mine... but that Bambi is such a slut! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5709 It's nice that they feature us as subjects of some art, but the gaudy yellow diamond always detracts from the overall beauty. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5710 As you get older, mothers with babies are more interesting. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5711 I knew Bambi, before the Foot got her. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5712 Ah. The memory. I whispered in her ear and clasped her with my hoofs. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5713 Those were the good old days, before technology was everywhere. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5714 So she says to me 'Do you know the way to San Jpse?' and I say to her, 'no, but I can tell you Gilroy is just off the 101'. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5715 A buck says I'm going to be a father. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5716 Ahh the often overlooked female artist.Notice the power and simplicity of he title.ti"Doe a Dear a female Deer" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5717 Having seen Bambi, I can't warm to this kind of modern art. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5718 I never knew that Buck had the talent for turning selfies into art. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5719 He really captured you, hon. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5720 I believe that he captured your Daniel just beautifully 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5721 I'm not sure if I like the early Larson stuff. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5722 Definite Road Kill! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5723 When they slow traffic to 25mph, I'll consider walking. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5724 Yup, they know. We're VIP. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5725 This Bambi exhibit brings back memories. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5726 This exhibit is pretty buck wild if you ask me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5727 When will speciesism ever end? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5728 What is this? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5729 A dear friend, Rudolph, painted this one. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5730 OH, WHAT A LITTLE DEAR! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5731 Subliminal but I get it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5732 It's a warning against single doehood. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5733 Bambi's use of depth is too simplistic. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5734 Humans shot the women away, we once had kids too! It's a jungle full of aging men out there! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5735 Oh dear! I really prefer portraits, that is giving me flash backs! I’m sorry Bambi, I think you need back to therapy for your P.T.S.D. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5736 She said she was on birth control. Just what I need is fawn support 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5737 #goals 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5738 It’s late North Vietnamese. Dedicated to Jane Fawn Doe. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5739 Don't you think we can just tell him about the birds and the bees? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5740 This must be an example of life before government intervention. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5741 It reminds me of a kinder, gentler driving public. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5742 She hasn’t lost the weight, poor deer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5743 His major influences? Figurative art and traffic. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5744 He really captured Bambi’s mother. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5745 This must have been painted during Picasso's black & blue period. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5746 There's very little dancing after the kids come along. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5747 Nothing ruts like a deer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5748 The yellow holograms made the dearly departed almost come to life 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5749 John, dear. This painting is titled "The buck STARTS here.". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5750 Twee, n'est ce pas? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5751 My favorite stencil: The Prima Pietá 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5752 Prominent doe, fawn . . . signage evokes definitive stag gaze. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5753 It's called Deer Xing. Odd name for a doe, eh? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5754 I think it's trying to reclaim Game Theory. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5755 Live right and maybe some day you’ll grace the walls of this Road Kill Hall of Fame 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5756 I DIG THAT MOTHER AND CHILD ANGLE 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5757 His perspective is very natural and realistic. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5758 It's a fawngarten crossing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5759 ‘And we paid good money for this?!’ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5760 I understand refreshments are being served in the garden. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5761 Frankly, I am afraid I find his work deerivative. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5762 Derivative, but mesmerizing." "Derivative, yes, but strangely compelling. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5763 It always surprises me how horny the mother of my children still gets me. Is it like that for you? Eh, maybe I'm just a dear. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5764 Remember, my dear, the simple times before he found out that he could leap away! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5765 Besides this prisoner piece being a tad too utilitarian for my taste , the irony is they’ll never incarcerate for the mass murder of our kind. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5766 It's so repetitive of what you see every time you cross the road. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5767 What a cheap shot! How dare you sign a release for a photo shoot with me and our dearly beloved little one as a target! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5768 '" For a second I thought I had double vision." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5769 This exhibit is too one-dimensional and two-dimensional. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5770 It must be the time of the season for Deer Crossing! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5771 This is one of Rudolph's earliest self portraits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5772 Doecetic art always seemed a little impersonal to me. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5773 Obviously foreshadowing his later, more masculine period. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5774 Another politically correct sign?! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5775 Political correctness run amok 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5776 That's definitely Fran. But it doesn't look like Spike at all. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5777 Oh look, honey...it’s “Mommy Deerest”. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5778 If these paintings were hung right I might like them. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5779 I don't know how you feel, but I'm not big on hart for hart's sake. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5780 Anti-abortionists again. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5781 For me, it's just another sign of the impending apocalypse. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5782 This one's my favorite. What's yours? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5783 Not one his better known works 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5784 They must've been Deer friends. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5785 It’s just so sad that the artist died as a young buck. He was killed in a freak accident, hit by a ton of steel on wheels. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5786 I'd prefer the two on the right be superimposed on the one in the middle. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5787 She should have used birth control. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5788 I think the artist really captured Charles Deerwin's theory of evolution. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5789 It's so life-like 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5790 I abandoned them for a hot young doe in the Finger Lakes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5791 I see two bucks Chuck , and you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5792 You see, Dan, it's not the art itself that gets me, it's the meaning behind it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5793 My art dealer suggested it was time to market family values 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5794 I don't know art, but this...." "Wait, a yield sign? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5795 The title is "Women's Work" but I do try to help! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5796 Pre-freeway. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5797 This month at MOMD. Museum of Modern Deer 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5798 Martha: "Oh dear ... they are so graceful ... but they have no antlers. The bears will maul them to pieces and have a feast." Fred: "Law of the forest, Martha. Plain and simple. Law of the forest." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5799 I still think that the artist is exploiting children here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5800 My sign cannot be depicted in two dimensions. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5801 Bambi is a nice touch, but I find his earlier work more life affirming. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5802 I like it, but I wouldn’t give any good bucks away for it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5803 I think it's a little deer-ivative. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5804 Let's see if our version of 'Baby-On-Board" addresses the road-kill issue. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5805 Okay, I fixed the toaster. You have one left. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5806 Mom always loved you best! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5807 She was my first love. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5808 Why does the youngster look more like Harry than me? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5809 I love his bold school-bus pallette. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5810 Do you think they want to protect us or hunt us? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5811 Isn’t that your cousin who has that little place in the woods? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5812 Is it art? Yes, but rather banal. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5813 I hate when they try to brainwash you 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5814 Maybe a paternity test is in order. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5815 It's your decision, Doe. Stags just keep on leaping. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5816 She was always more grounded than he was. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5817 Well, we've lost control of him now. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5818 This is why they say evolution doesn't exist 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5819 I'm in my second month. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5820 These targets don’t seem that realistic. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5821 Sorry, but I already crossed over to the colic-free zone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5822 They must have paid a deer price for these. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5823 She is in Africa. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5824 They want 4 bucks for that. I'll have to call another friend. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5825 Yes, this is why bucks run. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5826 Well deer, while the silhouette isn't anatomically correct, it's an endearing interpretation. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5827 Lasagna 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5828 I did not know the DOT painted so many nudes. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5829 'Madonna Doe and Fawn' by Deercio. Hmm. I'll wager it's a fake. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5830 How 'endeering' those humans are in considering our safety, but we must never rely on them. Continue to teach our fawn to slow down in their presence! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5831 human:As you can see the domesticated deers are looking at their ancestors. *Camera gets knocked over by deer and human hurries to pick it up* Human: *Looks baffled* Tune in next week where we'll see what's going on in fish land. only on disney 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5832 It's called "Deer in the Over Head Lights." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5833 i love you 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5834 Hey Buck, look at this. It is the actual 'Deer Crossing' sign that caused a woman from Fargo, ND to have 3 separate accidents with deers crossing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5835 Is the fawn smiling? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5836 say it to my face bro, i deer you. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5837 Farwell fell-o-does. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5838 I've never trusted minimalist art. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5839 Dear, I always wanted to have a little baby deer!!! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5840 Too "deer in the headlights"; the artist needs to yield more to his process. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5841 I'm not sure if I like Madoe and Child better than either Man in the Blue Felt Horns or Gay Doena Lisa 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5842 Am I a Sheila or a bloke! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5843 Toughest fifteen minutes of fame in the biz 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5844 I think this one really captures the essence of the doe-fawn relationship, don't you? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5845 I want one without baggage 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5846 But is it art? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5847 Our race has taken a big step in woman’s rights 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5848 I’m sick of the economy, dear. Can’t we disagree about something else? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5849 And this is Bucky with his coach before he went pro... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5850 oh dear 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5851 I really think this one captures a mothers love, don't you frank? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5852 Completely misses that our rut is raison d'être of the exhibition. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5853 If you can’t say something nice, ... don’t say nothing at all ... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5854 How utterly jejune! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5855 Absinthe made the hart grow blonder. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5856 INS named their new border toy "J. Edgar" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5857 This was a dash-cam image from just before the truck flattened him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5858 I was going to jump, but then decided it could wait. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5859 Don’t worry, Todd. It’ll be better soon. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5860 I think this one really showcases that we are a family oriented species 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5861 it’s obviously from Pluto. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5862 Y'know, Reggie, you can put as much makeup as you want on a Western Roe Deer, but she'll never pass herself off as a nice, wholesome American Red Brocket! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5863 Remember how peaceful things used to be? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5864 DEART EXHIBITION. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5865 'Deer Crossing' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5866 I really do see the family resemblance, Bert, don't you? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5867 You see Two Dear. I see Too Dear. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5868 This fawn is showing leadership qualities beyond his years... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5869 Do you want to do what the sign says? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5870 Maybe if you were in the picture more often, you'd be in the picture. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5871 There's ol' Bambi. Just before she got roadkill. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5872 So glad they captured our good side. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5873 The road kill was tough at first. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5874 look its a old picture of made by dearanglo 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5875 Don't you think the fawn looks a bit like me? 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5876 Seems rather deer-ivative of his earlier work. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5877 No. This is a Disney commercial. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5878 It feels so one-dimensional. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5879 They call it realism, but I'm seeing naturalism in its purest state... although it's a little dark. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5880 A lone mother? This is so gender normative! I guess they call human art primitivist for a reason. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5881 In this early work, he was still exploring. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5882 I'm caught here in the overhead lights. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5883 Antler neutral art is pointless. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
5884 I hear he made a killing in commercial art. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
5885 I see the resemblance. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
5886 I just love these Rural Primitives, so evocative of an earlier time. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
5887 I see this as a sign that you still need to get your game on. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5888 I wonder why non-deers always depict us in a yellow background. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
5889 I find it maudlin. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5890 I've never really been a fan of modern art. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5891 That be Bambi. I'm his Pa. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5892 I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5893 Deer, which door do you think we should choose? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5894 I think we look better with a green background 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5895 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5896 No, you're thinking of last week. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5897 I felt great caution in my first painting attempts. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5898 October is open season for humans. It's about time my artwork was noticed. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5899 Hall of famous deer 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5900 At least her tail doesn't cover her... 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5901 Personally, I prefer cubism to this two-dimensional realism. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5902 The artist really captured the emotion between mother and child in this one called, "Bambi's Mother. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5903 I've already preferred more natural settings. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5904 Dave come on were over here i don't wanna look at my brother anymore come and see my mom and dad. come one Dave its time to go 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5905 oh deer, I'm faMOUSE! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5906 son look at your ancestors this is them walking across the street in 1995. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5907 They sure want a lot of doe for this fawn art. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5908 Where is her tail? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5909 Please smack this as hard as you can. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5910 'They really are advanced. It's cordless." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5911 I told you that wall wouldn’t keep away good help. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5912 I'm surprised it's not a Roomba. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5913 We're about to get steampunked! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5914 They're draining the swamp. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5915 This seems a good alternative to online hookups. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5916 We really came a long way 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5917 As an impressionistic rendering of Bambi and his late mother, it fails to impress me. Clearly the artist is making a cry for help. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5918 I prefer the portraits, this one is just too cutesy 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5919 AAAaaAAaaaaaAAAaAAAaaAAAAAaaaah. i REALLY dont like monadys 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5920 Of course Kevin is mesmerized, they caught him in a leap. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5921 The deer observe the signs carefully with all their attention. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5922 I heard if you get hit modeling for this guy it's a real drag. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5923 The geometric shape makes its own statement. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5924 Its gender politics centering on the maternal are a little clichéd, but I like its critique of masculine self-sufficiency. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5925 believe Believe me Marvin, it's a scam...Just ask your buddy Rudolph. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5926 When are we going to start talking about men's rights? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5927 Hmm, a bit derivative... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5928 'Kids need a crosswalk.' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5929 Not their best work. But they captured some of your mom's charm. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5930 I'd rather not marry! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5931 Dad, when I get out of here I'm gonna make a family. Don't do it Joey you weren't worth it. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5932 Warning- I brake for headlights. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5933 Looks like something you'd find on the side of the road. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5934 This was made during his nonconformist period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5935 I guess impressionism isn't dead after all 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5936 Awful Show, but the grass hors d oeuvres are to die for. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5937 Yes, but it lacks the vitality of his earlier work. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5938 See.... Women always get the right of way. Buckin Rediculous ! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5939 You know, Warhol just doesn't speak to me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5940 Useless information. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5941 Silhouettes are a bit boorish, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5942 She's got me thinking outside the bucks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5943 Is this an Edgar Deergas or a Venison Van Gogh? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5944 I didn't realize we were in the tractor museum. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5945 When he found out, it was obvious that the buck did not stop here. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5946 piquant, very piquant 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5947 I know what I want to be when I grow up 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5948 How did you and Junior get to pose for the Venison Hall of Fame? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5949 She calls this technique 'ready-eer made' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5950 He calls this technic 'readyeer made' 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5951 It really speaks to me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5952 Alternative Universes are real! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5953 Yeah, I think it's partly the head lights too. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5954 To me they are derivative of PENNDOT. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5955 The moonlight was very strong that night. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5956 So glad they're looking out for our fawns now, too! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5957 It's a Sign--some kind of Omen about Negative Space. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5958 I call this one "Deer Bambi." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5959 Oh deer, look at my child and his mother, they fit perfect into that picture! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5960 On or about December 1910, human character changed. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5961 Deer, could you doe me a favor and stop fawning at that. I'll give you a buck. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5962 And that's my aunt Alice and my nephew Conrad. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5963 Don't you remember me from that first day in Fawngarten? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5964 I'm just commenting on how that doe has managed to keep her figure. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5965 Doe and fawn motif--overdone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5966 I see a picture of you over deer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5967 This is some of Pabluck Picassdoe's best work. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5968 The buck starts shops here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5969 My great-grandfather and father sat for a full winter in the snow while the artist captured their likeness. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5970 O, yeah, that's definitely a MILF. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5971 I knew her Uncle Walt. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5972 Its labelled "realism" Why don't they move? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5973 I prefer side of the street art. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5974 I find the Madonnas so jejune. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5975 How do they deer to put us on ugly sweaters?! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5976 "I knew her...she was obviously a 'Post-Natal Depressionist' - or at least she gave me that 'Impression' at the time ! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5977 This one truly captures the beauty of life, and the exuberance of youth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
5978 I will go back and tell her to hurry up if she continues to read every blurb. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5979 'Venus Son' ... How droll. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5980 Suit yourself. I like 'em young. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5981 They seem inspired by a cautionary tale. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5982 We are the art. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5983 It's from the Pre Headlight period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5984 He was destined to guide the sleigh 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5985 Oh deer, I'm so fawn of this one. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5986 Wow this sure does look familiar. Perhaps humans should stay out of our way i can't deal with this stress. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5987 look this me!" "well it look like all of us" "well you are right 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5988 she thicc 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5989 Genious! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5990 All actions are based on fear. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5991 Really? No-one can doe a good representation of a Mother and her Child? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5992 I'm not letting anyone control me ! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5993 I prefer his mauve period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5994 Well, there is a certain continuity and repetition to her work. But, up close, I can see that this is probably an important transitional point. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5995 My intention, what this piece means to me, is subordinate to your snorts, bleats, baas, grunts. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5996 A case of inappropriate appropriation, if ever there was one. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5997 Does the Global Gag rule apply to moose, dear? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5998 XINterestinG 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
5999 When the art world goes stag... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6000 I find the Madonna allusion trite, don't you? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6001 I'm not gonna be the one to tell her she hasn't lost the baby fat yet! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
6002 What a unique specimen...I've never seen one like it! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6003 True, a brave departure. But I prefer his signature work. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6004 Well DNA will tell whether the little one is mine or yours 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6005 And now they’re permanently deer in headlights. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6006 I just don't think yellow is her color. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6007 The deer museum 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6008 I'm all for diversity, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6009 Interesting composition, however I doubt a human could take them both in one crash. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
6010 'We've come a long way dear' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6011 My brother said it's not a gallery, it's a lair. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6012 It’s a little too derivative for my taste. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6013 That was taken just before the 18-wheeler barreled onto the scene. Very sad. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0