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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I see myself in so much of his work. 1.9995 0.01736 1933 563 808 562
1 I was young and needed the money. 1.9762 0.02061 1555 532 528 495
2 It's a forgery. The original is only a half-mile from where I live. 1.9309 0.01840 1824 630 690 504
3 It's a little pedestrian, don't you think? 1.9309 0.02238 1230 424 467 339
4 You can almost hear the car coming. 1.9255 0.01841 1880 674 672 534
5 This one is good, but I literally couldn't stop looking at the headlights exhibit. 1.9174 0.01916 1816 686 594 536
6 "Male leaping one lane of the Interstate" was powerful, but "Mother and Child contemplating I95" is beautiful. 1.8832 0.01786 1935 723 715 497
7 Frankly, I'd rather see signs warning us of cars. 1.8680 0.01897 1735 671 622 442
8 I didn't get it at first either, then it hits you. 1.8669 0.01693 2366 980 721 665
9 I'm telling you: it's a sign. 1.8628 0.01823 1866 724 674 468
10 I'd brake for her. 1.8495 0.01702 2252 929 733 590
11 Whoever DOT is, I really like her work. 1.8452 0.01725 2126 862 731 533
12 I don't get it. 1.8097 0.02059 1566 697 470 399
13 So simple, yet they really jump out at you. 1.8087 0.02113 1338 552 490 296
14 We use to walk on four legs? 1.7909 0.01907 1712 749 572 391
15 Oh, please, every work of art reminds you of your mother. 1.7879 0.01867 1631 673 631 327
16 Imagine the impact it will have. 1.7867 0.01403 3727 1850 822 1055
17 These are from back when cars had drivers. 1.7861 0.01860 1669 698 630 341
18 He was edgier before he got a grant from the Highways Department. 1.7830 0.01924 1636 711 569 356
19 Who lets their kid walk in front? 1.7730 0.02061 1339 567 509 263
20 It's thought-provoking, yet instills me with a sense of caution. 1.7576 0.01700 1943 838 738 367
21 His work is displayed all over the country. 1.7563 0.01831 1736 768 623 345
22 His "yellow series" perfectly captures the essential conflict facing a deer in modern society. 1.7525 0.02023 1422 633 508 281
23 This one doesn't leap out at me the way the others do. 1.7508 0.01936 1577 711 548 318
24 It's a little too middle-of-the-road for my taste. 1.7492 0.01933 1515 666 563 286
25 Sadly, too many thought it meant 'Cross Here.' 1.7361 0.01911 1743 845 513 385
26 The maternal doe, the bounding stag...even their caution signs were sexist. 1.7355 0.02377 1066 499 350 217
27 Don't look up or we'll be here all night. 1.7217 0.02239 1254 617 369 268
28 These overhead lights are quite ironic. 1.7151 0.03275 544 258 183 103
29 The message is clear - "Black deer matter" 1.6871 0.03154 652 345 166 141
30 I think it's a sign. 1.6801 0.01954 1519 761 483 275
31 Sadly, too many of us thought it meant 'Cross Here.' 1.6796 0.01867 1676 844 525 307
32 This one is entitled, "The Buck Stops Here." 1.6787 0.02167 1276 653 380 243
33 They were run over by a Tesla, never heard it coming. 1.6706 0.02705 838 440 234 164
34 It's so nice to see his work not riddled with bullet holes. 1.6675 0.02119 1266 640 407 219
35 It's no Picasso, but it's better than "Watch For Falling Rock 1.6633 0.02545 796 384 296 116
36 Yep. Mom and me. No permission asked. Not a penny in royalties. 1.6627 0.02370 996 503 326 167
37 I guess not all artists can make a decent buck. 1.6594 0.02146 1327 708 363 256
38 I've never cared for street art. 1.6587 0.02715 753 381 248 124
39 Nobody could model like her. She stopped traffic. 1.6535 0.02076 1368 722 398 248
40 At first I didn't understand the art, but then it hit me 1.6513 0.02150 1325 717 353 255
41 Now that you mention it, I have seen his work everywhere. 1.6502 0.02016 1272 629 459 184
42 I hear after the exhibit closes here, they're taking it on the road. 1.6498 0.02048 1445 779 393 273
43 That's my first wife. She got custody. 1.6465 0.02428 993 528 288 177
44 The art is subtle, but then it hits you. 1.6464 0.01915 1697 934 429 334
45 I think his work stands as a warning to us all. 1.6464 0.02135 1165 588 401 176
46 I could've bought that in Vermont for ten dollars a few years go. 1.6437 0.02125 1176 596 403 177
47 I know I am supposed to be looking at the art, but I can't help staring at the lights. 1.6383 0.02043 1410 762 396 252
48 I find it fawning and pedestrian. 1.6371 0.02335 1050 560 311 179
49 Why don't they ever show dads with kids? 1.6348 0.02183 1079 546 381 152
50 Unfortunately, the buck didn't stop there. 1.6328 0.02194 1209 655 343 211
51 The portraits are inspiring, but I prefer his falling rocks. 1.6285 0.02012 1467 809 394 264
52 This one's on loan from the Taconic State Parkway 1.6281 0.02244 1116 598 335 183
53 They already have guns and now they're telling them where we are! 1.6246 0.02424 951 511 286 154
54 Wish they'd turn the spot lights off so we could leave. 1.6235 0.02509 911 497 260 154
55 Personally -- I prefer the artist's "Slow Children" period. 1.6190 0.02322 987 522 319 146
56 'The headlights on the ceiling really capture the moment.' 1.6185 0.02283 1038 554 326 158
57 Her work has become more reflective. 1.6180 0.02571 822 440 256 126
58 I'm still partial to his "Caution: Falling Rocks" phase. 1.6165 0.02309 970 508 326 136
59 Maybe it's the lighting, but I can't look away 1.6144 0.02570 804 428 258 118
60 For a moment, I thought it was the ladies' room. 1.6139 0.02392 979 536 285 158
61 Stereotyping us again. This is why they think we all look alike. 1.6066 0.02697 699 369 236 94
62 Fine, Ill admit it. I posed when I was younger. I needed the money to get me through art school. 1.6047 0.04237 253 127 99 27
63 Stop staring at her ass... 1.6042 0.02540 912 520 233 159
64 They're only here for another week, then they go on the road. 1.6033 0.02366 963 526 293 144
65 These aren't originals. I've definitely seen them somewhere before. 1.6031 0.02776 640 335 224 81
66 I can't believe I'm finally seeing the original, I passed hundreds of reproductions on the road here. 1.6030 0.02432 932 515 272 145
67 I hear this show is going on the road. 1.6005 0.02657 771 425 229 117
68 I don't care what the critics say. This is much better than the "Slow Children Playing" exhibit over at the Whitney. 1.5983 0.02358 961 527 293 141
69 He's done similar work elsewhere but it's been very pedestrian. 1.5980 0.02320 1020 567 296 157
70 Ah, 'Mother and Child' by Doe Vinci. 1.5967 0.02530 853 474 249 130
71 Nice to view street art without someone honking at us. 1.5960 0.02623 755 410 240 105
72 Turns out these didn't mean safe to cross. 1.5956 0.02443 868 471 277 120
73 We came all the way into the city to look at this? 1.5923 0.02937 601 328 190 83
74 I feel the artist is trying to warn us about something. 1.5834 0.02596 809 459 228 122
75 This transcendent piece is more than mere art. It's a sign. 1.5818 0.02703 782 455 199 128
76 Frankly, I find it rather pedestrian. 1.5805 0.02566 870 508 219 143
77 This one's by "DOT", who's DOT? 1.5782 0.02586 780 437 235 108
78 I think it's a sign. 1.5772 0.02623 797 458 218 121
79 I remember when Myrna posed for this. Ironic how she died. 1.5762 0.02592 800 456 227 117
80 I'd say this was his cautionary period. 1.5720 0.02558 750 413 245 92
81 I see it as a cautionary tale 1.5694 0.02732 634 345 217 72
82 I love DOT's madonna-and-child paintings most of all, don't you? 1.5647 0.02962 572 322 177 73
83 This is stuff we've seen a thousand times, am I right? 1.5642 0.02753 716 418 192 106
84 Well, it's certainly reflective. 1.5621 0.02834 644 369 188 87
85 I see the series as a cautionary tale. 1.5614 0.02637 700 391 225 84
86 Too pedestrian for my taste. 1.5593 0.02789 683 398 188 97
87 I still prefer his earlier No Hunting work. 1.5587 0.02921 673 407 156 110
88 You’ll love the headlight exhibit in the next room, it’s mesmerizing. 1.5576 0.03008 608 361 155 92
89 Good. They still don't know we can stand. 1.5559 0.03001 617 369 153 95
90 I just don't get street art. 1.5545 0.02817 642 370 188 84
91 Ironic. The artist died of Lyme disease. 1.5514 0.03128 622 391 119 112
92 This one always stops me in my tracks. 1.5508 0.02823 630 363 187 80
93 This one doesn't jump at you as much as the others. 1.5488 0.02968 605 359 160 86
94 I like it, but where would we hang it? 1.5474 0.02751 601 334 205 62
95 Don't look up, or we'll be standing here all day. 1.5448 0.03270 525 321 122 82
96 I think this one was used for family restrooms. 1.5431 0.03022 569 337 155 77
97 The value of this artist's work has risen dramatically since...well you know. 1.5429 0.03114 571 348 136 87
98 The way the light hits - it just stops me in my tracks 1.5424 0.02962 566 329 167 70
99 This one always stops me dead in my tracks. 1.5423 0.03016 568 336 156 76
100 He's missing an antler. This must be a VanDoe. 1.5404 0.03114 557 337 139 81
101 I wanted my art to engage with the automobile. Then it struck me... 1.5366 0.03157 533 322 136 75
102 This one makes me cross. 1.5352 0.03216 525 321 127 77
103 Intellectually it’s great execution, emotionally it’s still “deer in the headlights”. 1.5349 0.03130 516 306 144 66
104 I don't know, it just seems like the 'Madonna and Child' thing has been done to death. 1.5299 0.03172 502 300 138 64
105 No wonder people hit us, we don't look anything like that. 1.5259 0.03408 483 304 104 75
106 I thought this was the sign for the family restroom. 1.5234 0.03281 470 284 126 60
107 These are photoshopped - nobody has a figure that perfect. 1.5200 0.03382 425 254 121 50
108 It used to seem original, but now he's just repeating himself. 1.5179 0.03201 446 261 139 46
109 I've run into his work before. 1.5170 0.03474 441 275 104 62
110 What do you think she's trying to get across? 1.5165 0.03322 424 251 127 46
111 It's so lifelike I can almost hear the car coming. 1.5163 0.03753 399 255 82 62
112 This is weird; I think I went out with her. 1.5160 0.03462 438 272 106 60
113 I can't believe they bought all this art for three bucks! 1.5149 0.03541 435 275 96 64
114 UNNUMBERED ARTIST PRINTS ?? HA !! Try inmate overruns. 1.5140 0.03618 430 276 87 67
115 The artist captures a certain sense of peril. Don't you agree? 1.5118 0.03300 422 250 128 44
116 Makes you stop and think, doesn't it? 1.5118 0.03486 424 263 105 56
117 I wish they'd turn off these lights so that we could move on to the next sign. 1.5099 0.03603 406 255 95 56
118 I like the artist's earlier work...this period was so cautious. 1.5097 0.03596 412 260 94 58
119 Sublime! You can FEEL the headlights on them. 1.5097 0.03428 412 250 114 48
120 It would work beautifully in that space we have between the forest edge and the highway 1.5088 0.03665 397 251 90 56
121 Is anyone else startled by the headlights coming from above? 1.5086 0.03447 409 249 112 48
122 Don't feel bad, signs add about ten pounds. 1.5062 0.03520 403 249 104 50
123 Typical Jane Doe feminism. Note the minimalist antlers. 1.5051 0.03513 396 243 106 47
124 It's a bit pedestrian. 1.5038 0.03783 395 258 75 62
125 I especially appreciate the way that the color scheme and the diagonal format heightens the sense of existential angst. 1.5026 0.03580 386 239 100 47
126 I couldn't get anywhere with her, and now she's a nude model. 1.5000 0.04108 378 262 43 73
127 That was back in the day when we walked on all fours. 1.5000 0.03694 378 239 89 50
128 It kind of ruins the element of surprise, don't you think? 1.4987 0.03605 377 234 98 45
129 I gotta be honest, I don't get it. 1.4987 0.03755 375 240 83 52
130 Kind of makes you stop in your tracks. 1.4959 0.03470 367 220 112 35
131 These pictures remind me of my days on the road. 1.4959 0.03548 365 222 105 38
132 It captures both the stark isolation of the single parent and the inevitability of life's progression... 1.4959 0.03714 365 230 89 46
133 Nice art work, but it only tells guys with guns where we like to cross the street. 1.4944 0.03711 360 226 90 44
134 Way back then deer ran on four legs. 1.4930 0.03503 359 216 109 34
135 I just feel like contemporary art has gotten too safe. 1.4930 0.03862 359 233 75 51
136 It's from his black and yellow period. 1.4930 0.03591 359 220 101 38
137 The artist is a deer friend. 1.4924 0.04516 262 170 55 37
138 This one makes you really slow down and think. 1.4915 0.03774 352 223 85 44
139 I see it more of a cautionary tale. 1.4915 0.03752 352 222 87 43
140 That was taken right before they crossed over. 1.4915 0.03598 352 215 101 36
141 I'm compelled to cross the room every time I see it and I don't know why.. 1.4900 0.03695 351 219 92 40
142 I find them a bit pedestrian. 1.4900 0.03782 351 223 84 44
143 The paintings are much more calming than the taxidermy exhibit. 1.4899 0.03986 347 229 66 52
144 A true genius, and he made our world a safer place. 1.4868 0.03887 341 220 76 45
145 The artist was never able to shake those early years in Public Works. 1.4867 0.03860 339 217 79 43
146 I see the price has gone up since the artist was run over. 1.4816 0.04092 326 217 61 48
147 These pieces date back to the Xing dynasty. 1.4809 0.04579 262 175 48 39
148 Do you think it's a sign? 1.4798 0.03923 321 206 76 39
149 Hey, isn't that your ex ? 1.4796 0.03815 319 200 85 34
150 I find them pedestrian 1.4774 0.03895 310 196 80 34
151 A clever appropriation of the Lascaux cave paintings, don't you think? 1.4763 0.03726 317 196 91 30
152 Do your folks know you're now modeling in the nude? 1.4760 0.03841 313 197 83 33
153 Ah, so this is where the buck stops. 1.4760 0.04198 313 211 55 47
154 This is from his Headlights Period. 1.4759 0.04017 311 202 70 39
155 This is a substantial improvement over her "yield" period. 1.4757 0.03984 309 199 73 37
156 She wants big bucks for it. 1.4735 0.03970 302 193 75 34
157 I love his yellow period 1.4714 0.03786 297 183 88 26
158 Late Human work. They became extinct after an orange man pressed a red button. 1.4714 0.04372 297 204 46 47
159 This one stopped me in my tracks. 1.4694 0.04106 294 192 66 36
160 It says the artist painted these during his reflective period. 1.4694 0.04020 294 189 72 33
161 This is why I don’t care for his later work. It’s so commercial. I literally see cheap copies of these everywhere I go. 1.4692 0.04184 292 193 61 38
162 I understand the artist will be taking this collection out on the road? 1.4671 0.04328 289 196 51 42
163 Just don't look up at the lights, Andrew. Andrew? Andrew? 1.4671 0.04011 289 185 73 31
164 I don't know Mel, I thinking using car headlights for the lighting is a little too conceptual. 1.4634 0.04031 287 185 71 31
165 No wonder they keep hitting us - their signs are all in museums. 1.4632 0.04445 272 185 48 39
166 Sure, his work is everywhere, but I still don't get it 1.4632 0.04112 285 186 66 33
167 Not bad for street art. 1.4626 0.03935 281 177 78 26
168 Do you ever feel that you're not the audience? 1.4610 0.03991 269 169 76 24
169 It used to be a deer crossing before Trump built The Wall 1.4601 0.04334 276 186 53 37
170 In my day, crossing was more of an adventure. 1.4599 0.04202 274 180 62 32
171 Try to see it from the driver’s perspective. 1.4599 0.04202 274 180 62 32
172 I saw his installation on I-95. It stopped me dead in my tracks. 1.4596 0.04413 272 185 49 38
173 Oh for heavens sake dear, I meant nice rack, as in antlers. 1.4593 0.04407 270 183 50 37
174 You may very well call it art, but I call it signage. 1.4576 0.03934 271 170 78 23
175 Dan hit a human last week. 1.4576 0.03969 271 171 76 24
176 She finally left me to get the big bucks. 1.4572 0.04193 269 176 63 30
177 Her "Headlights" exhibition was breathtaking. 1.4572 0.04226 269 177 61 31
178 It's a little pedestrian. 1.4569 0.04475 267 183 46 38
179 Much less pedestrian than his earlier works. 1.4569 0.04046 267 170 72 25
180 And in those days, everyone used all four feet. 1.4569 0.04283 267 177 58 32
181 Like all good art, suddenly it hits you. 1.4549 0.04193 266 174 63 29
182 The civilization that created such art must have had great respect for our species. 1.4549 0.03950 266 167 77 22
183 We've got to get over our victim mentality. 1.4545 0.04042 264 168 72 24
184 I could see how you could get struck by this. 1.4514 0.04156 257 166 66 25
185 I knew her before she became a model. 1.4510 0.04029 255 161 73 21
186 It's a van Doe 1.4506 0.04421 253 170 52 31
187 Someday we'll be able to cross wherever we damn well please. 1.4486 0.04612 214 140 52 22
188 Are you sure it's an original? It looks very similar to one I saw southeast of Denver on Highway 40. 1.4484 0.04398 252 169 53 30
189 I don't know, they look harmless enough to me. Shouldn't the warning be a silhouette of a car? 1.4480 0.04387 250 167 54 29
190 After the accident one senses a certain vulnerability ...in his works... 1.4480 0.04531 250 171 46 33
191 Simplistic - yes. Still I can't help but feel a sense of impending peril. 1.4480 0.04044 250 158 72 20
192 ... in the days before we started shooting back. 1.4476 0.04450 248 167 51 30
193 I'd hit that. 1.4472 0.04514 246 167 48 31
194 D.O.T.'s masterpiece. Unfortunately, we know so little about him. 1.4463 0.04299 242 158 60 24
195 No, it’s Romanticism. Realism would have bullet holes. 1.4462 0.04446 251 170 50 31
196 I knew him when he was still painting stop signs. 1.4453 0.04197 247 160 64 23
197 I thought this was a stag show. 1.4453 0.04388 247 165 54 28
198 Fox News was right, we were being targeted. 1.4453 0.04274 247 162 60 25
199 frankly i have seen better art in a cave. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
200 As if we needed permission. 1.4444 0.04364 243 161 56 26
201 Static and maternal, yet haunted by a certain "caught in the headlights" sense of impending doom. 1.4440 0.04390 241 160 55 26
202 Aren't they lovely? The artist is a deer friend of mine... 1.4440 0.04430 241 161 53 27
203 It's a matter of depth perception; is this a mother with child, or is it 2 deer . . .one near and the other far? 1.4417 0.04282 240 157 60 23
204 I know a cave where you can see this sort of stuff for free. 1.4383 0.04304 235 154 59 22
205 The lighting really brings you to a standstill 1.4383 0.04590 235 161 45 29
206 These humans haven't come very far since the days of their crude cave paintings. 1.4383 0.04429 235 157 53 25
207 I don't know what it means but I like it. 1.4383 0.04175 235 151 65 19
208 This is really very pedestrian. 1.4383 0.04669 235 163 41 31
209 Street art just looks wrong in a gallery 1.4378 0.04498 233 157 50 26
210 I still prefer his Moose Period. 1.4372 0.04526 231 156 49 26
211 "This is a departure for him. He's been in such a rut lately". 1.4372 0.04526 231 156 49 26
212 Do you feel objectified? 1.4372 0.04484 231 155 51 25
213 Where have I seen this before? 1.4367 0.04295 229 149 60 20
214 This is Gary's Yellow Period. 1.4367 0.04555 229 155 48 26
215 Why are they walking on all fours? 1.4367 0.04384 229 151 56 22
216 The plural of deer is deer? 1.4342 0.04440 228 152 53 23
217 I'm not sure why, but each work seems to express the fleeting nature of existence. 1.4342 0.04483 228 153 51 24
218 This one is called "Madonna and Blitzen." 1.4342 0.04652 228 157 43 28
219 Innocence, but with a sense of foreboding. 1.4342 0.04262 228 148 61 19
220 My kid could paint that. 1.4336 0.04379 226 149 56 21
221 He's brilliant with profiles, but nothing brings out a subject's eyes like headlights. 1.4324 0.04702 222 153 42 27
222 This is hopelessly derivative. But I like that there are no bullet holes. 1.4323 0.04718 229 160 39 30
223 This would go great in our driveway. 1.4299 0.04584 221 150 47 24
224 You've seen one Madonna and Child, you've seen them all. 1.4299 0.04673 221 152 43 26
225 I like it, but where would we put it? 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
226 I actually prefer his Leaping Period. 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
227 This is still considered pornography to some conservative groups. 1.4292 0.04523 219 147 50 22
228 Is the one on the left smaller, or just further away? 1.4279 0.04389 215 141 56 18
229 Let's not walk home. 1.4272 0.04517 213 142 51 20
230 What do I see? The artist seems to be addressing it only from the car's perspective. 1.4265 0.04396 211 138 56 17
231 This one's only a buck. 1.4252 0.04784 214 149 39 26
232 It was from his "Crossings" Period. 1.4238 0.04459 210 139 53 18
233 It makes me cross when they’re unsigned. 1.4238 0.04804 210 146 39 25
234 I heard he started on I-87. 1.4238 0.04408 210 138 55 17
235 She took Bambi and walked out on me. All she left was a deer John note. 1.4238 0.04851 210 147 37 26
236 I'm feeling a sense of.... caution, alertness. 1.4238 0.04303 210 136 59 15
237 Well, it's no 'Falling Rock.' 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
238 I waited by one these signs for weeks and never saw a damn doe. 1.4203 0.04756 207 143 41 23
239 The lack of bullet holes indicates an outstanding example of the genre. 1.4203 0.04756 207 143 41 23
240 They draw even worse than they drive. 1.4195 0.05103 174 119 37 18
241 It's well worth two bucks, but is it art, my deer? 1.4195 0.04480 205 136 52 17
242 They're all a bit pedestrian, don't you think? 1.4195 0.04739 205 141 42 22
243 We can't be certain, but we're fairly confident it's an original Jane Doe. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
244 Maybe it's something about these two beams of light, but I just can't look away. 1.4187 0.04564 203 136 49 18
245 I don't know; it seems a little pedestrian to me. 1.4187 0.04773 203 140 41 22
246 I see a lot of myself in his work 1.4187 0.04874 203 142 37 24
247 They're just road signs. Next thing you know, soup cans will be considered real art. 1.4187 0.04345 203 132 57 14
248 It would be more effective if it were a picture of a speeding car. 1.4187 0.04973 203 144 33 26
249 I wanted to be a model, but I'm not comfortable with people staring at my rack. 1.4179 0.04859 201 140 38 23
250 See how the child is leading the mother? Remarkable insight. 1.4179 0.04649 201 136 46 19
251 I wish they'd leave children out of it. 1.4179 0.04595 201 135 48 18
252 At last, an art exhibit I can understand. 1.4158 0.04468 202 134 52 16
253 My grandfather still talks about walking on all fours. 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
254 His Madonna and Fawn is a feminist credo with overtones of existential angst while Stag at Dawn is a show of masculine domination. On the other hand, his Rampant Stag is so derivative and deserves no better fate than to be hung by the side of a road. 1.4150 0.05076 200 144 29 27
255 I see myself in the entire exhibition. 1.4150 0.04609 200 135 47 18
256 I've just never found Nudes to be interesting. 1.4141 0.04642 198 134 46 18
257 I probably won't get it until its too late. 1.4141 0.04910 198 139 36 23
258 I find his new work rather pedestrian. 1.4141 0.04910 198 139 36 23
259 It strikes me as cautionary. 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
260 It just doesn't say "WATCH OUT!" to me. 1.4127 0.04857 189 130 40 19
261 Pedestrian 1.4124 0.04930 194 136 36 22
262 I'm not usually a fan of Asian Art, but this Deer Xing speaks to me. 1.4124 0.04476 194 128 52 14
263 Was he ever that young? Were you ever that thin? 1.4124 0.04651 194 131 46 17
264 Still never any acknowledgment of stay-at-home dads. 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
265 Zero-emissions, they never heard it coming... 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
266 I just find his work so pedestrian. 1.4124 0.04821 194 134 40 20
267 It's a wonder our ancestors survived at all, really. 1.4108 0.04560 185 122 50 13
268 Yep, that's my wife Margaret and our son, Allan. That picture is famous all over the world now, and they didn't get a dime posing for it. 1.4108 0.04429 185 120 54 11
269 Another clever social statement, Mortimer. The bucks run free while the doe is left to shepherd the fawn across the road. 1.4091 0.04468 198 132 51 15
270 What kind of artist entitles this "Deer in the Headlights"? 1.4084 0.04520 191 127 50 14
271 Way too cautious for my taste. 1.4074 0.04674 189 128 45 16
272 Ironically, the artist jumped in front of car last month. They're worth millions now. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
273 Why do they always make us cross in the middle of the highway? 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
274 It looks like everyone came stag to the opening. 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
275 Bambi and his mom, just before... well, you know 1.4064 0.04888 187 130 38 19
276 It seems that we must have been worshiped by the extinct homo sapiens 1.4064 0.04947 187 131 36 20
277 Now this one's definitely "middle-of-the-road." 1.4064 0.04769 187 128 42 17
278 Call me old fashioned, but I'm not a big fan of nudes. 1.4064 0.04829 187 129 40 18
279 We could have saved 20 dollars and seen it on Route 109. 1.4062 0.05342 160 112 31 17
280 Highway-life imitating Art. 1.4054 0.05102 185 132 31 22
281 Works for me, but will humans pay attention? 1.4054 0.04926 185 129 37 19
282 The antlers seem to follow you no matter where you stand 1.4054 0.04744 185 126 43 16
283 I prefer the angst of the artist's later Headlights Period. 1.4054 0.04618 185 124 47 14
284 I don't know, I'm finding the new works a bit pedestrian. 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
285 It speaks to me of the fragility of our lives in the face of unyielding technology. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
286 It speaks to me, because, in a way, we're all crossing. 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
287 No bullet holes. Probably a fake. 1.4011 0.05219 182 132 27 23
288 It was a dangerous time for our people. 1.4000 0.04634 180 121 46 13
289 A Madonna and Child—it must be from his early period. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
290 If I recall, this one is "Madonna and child" by Elk Greco. 1.4000 0.05142 180 129 30 21
291 Does looking at these make you cross? 1.4000 0.05082 180 128 32 20
292 This one doesn't jump off the canvas like his others. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
293 I liked it better when he just did big soup cans. 1.4000 0.04895 180 125 38 17
294 And here the artist bucks the classsical school with a radical feminist perspective, challenging motorists' misconceptions with respect to windshield replacement theory. 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
295 I understand the artist also does Stop signs. 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
296 I understand it was their last picture together. 1.3977 0.05037 176 124 34 18
297 A bit pedestrian, in my opinion. 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
298 I'd pay a buck for it. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
299 So, if I don't have a fawn or a large rack, which restroom should I use? 1.3977 0.05102 176 125 32 19
300 It's how the humans viewed us before the uprising. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
301 This is his first indoor showing. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
302 She was always so beautiful in the headlights 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
303 I posed nude for that one. 1.3966 0.04878 174 120 39 15
304 The artist really captured that "caught in the headlights" look. 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
305 Acknowledging single mothers, I like it! 1.3966 0.04740 174 118 43 13
306 There's absolutely no context. I don't get it. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
307 They didn't pay attention until we started carrying the Lyme ticks. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
308 The use of headlights is stunning. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
309 They distracted motorists so the DOT replaced them with crosswalks. 1.3931 0.05226 173 125 28 20
310 I think it says something about the fragility of life. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
311 I have no idea what the artist is trying to say. 1.3918 0.05270 171 124 27 20
312 'I can almost hear the cars' 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
313 I remember when that was taken. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
314 It doesn't really stop you in your tracks, does it? 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
315 These things are wasted on the highway. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
316 Wildlife art. Really, it's just one step up from oil on velvet. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
317 I've always found the works of the New Hampshire Department of Transportation to be a tad pretentious. 1.3905 0.05382 169 124 24 21
318 It's OK, if you like still life. 1.3905 0.04973 169 118 36 15
319 she looks like my first wife 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
320 He's made great strides as a crossover artist. 1.3905 0.05181 169 121 30 18
321 This truly captures the plight of the single mother. 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
322 And this one, son, cautions the consequences of unprotected rutting. 1.3892 0.05226 167 120 29 18
323 A little pedestrian for my tastes. 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
324 I dated her 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
325 20,000 years later and still can't hold a candle to the ones at Lascaux. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
326 One has to wonder, are they ever going to cross? 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
327 Who painted this one?" "Van Doe. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
328 I still miss Mom. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
329 This is all very nice, but you notice that they don't show you any with the guys in the orange vests holding rifles. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
330 ... and while I don’t do impressions, I was impressed with the impressionistic impress. 1.3827 0.05408 162 119 24 19
331 It's how the humans viewed us before the revolution. 1.3827 0.05116 162 115 32 15
332 Clearly, they idolized us. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
333 The warning signs were all there, but so often we just ignored them. That's the real tragedy. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
334 It says the artist never lived to see his success. 1.3827 0.05336 162 118 26 18
335 Another one from his yellow period. 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
336 This is her most pedestrian effort yet. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
337 I could do that. 1.3827 0.05408 162 119 24 19
338 You know, I don't miss humans but they sure could draw! 1.3827 0.04964 162 113 36 13
339 Tell me again how mom died. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
340 Don't get me wrong, it's a great piece. I just can't keep my eyes off the recessed lighting. 1.3827 0.05116 162 115 32 15
341 Humans had a very limited vocabulary as you can see by these hieroglyphics 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
342 Alas, the winning entry is wrong. The cartoon image is not of stocks, but of a pillory. Stocks were the seats at which you thrust your legs through two holes.. The apparatus where you put head and arms through holes is called the pillory. 1.3813 0.05939 160 125 9 26
343 Too bad they're all unsigned. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
344 I've always felt something is lost when street art is commodified. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
345 I just remember her as a dirty double-crosser 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
346 I don't really understand what the artist is trying to say. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
347 I’ve got a year-old fawn who can draw better than this. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
348 The show goes on for the next two miles. 1.3806 0.05436 155 113 25 17
349 So why the hell don't they put up the signs where we can cross?? 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
350 My fawn could paint that. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
351 Beautiful, but honestly, I could do without the "doe a deer...." soundtrack! 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
352 It's believed that primitive man once used these signs as warnings of our take-over. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
353 I never much cared for the stuff from his Yellow Period. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
354 Other openings have refreshments. I's appreciate this more if i had some pinot noir and a salt lick. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
355 His work is getting a little cautious, don't you think? 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
356 I'm glad they took these signs down for the exhibit, even if it did cost a few bucks. 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
357 I feel like I've seen this work before. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
358 These are ancient drawings made by humans before we took over... 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
359 This piece represents the post-Antler period. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
360 They say his art is dangerous, but away from the highway, it just seems derivative. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
361 Racial profiling is everywhere... 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
362 Can you believe our grandparents had to deal with humans driving their own cars? 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
363 I believe the silhouettes represent the duality of nature 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
364 Really makes you slow down and look, doesn't it? 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
365 This is a nice tribute and all, but they did replace these signs, right? 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
366 I can't focus without headlights. 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
367 I don't really get it. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
368 He never really did come out of his Yellow Period. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
369 By not including the bullet holes he begs us to ponder. A world without hunters or a world where hunters are too drunk to hit the sign? 1.3750 0.05508 152 112 23 17
370 I'm glad we saw this before the collection goes on the road. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
371 I remember. I met her at a stag party. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
372 It’s well executed, but I’m not wild about street art. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
373 You can just feel the headlights 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
374 I still think having a car on the sign would be a more effective warning. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
375 These are nice but I'd avoid the headlight exhibit, I was stuck there for hours. 1.3709 0.05448 151 111 24 16
376 All I can say is, I hope nobody thinks we really look like this. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
377 Personally, I don't approve of nudes. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
378 Too much negative space. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
379 So that's how you were spending your Thursday afternoons; posing in the nude for some hack artist. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
380 I could never get into street art. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
381 His early work could really stop traffic. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
382 It's so pedestrian. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
383 I remember when we used to walk on four legs 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
384 This one is rather pedestrian, no? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
385 I mean, I get it...but I don't really GET it. 1.3691 0.04699 149 101 41 7
386 I'm sorry, Phil. This artwork does not inspire me. It's the kind stuff you would see on the side of the road! 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
387 His work really reflects us. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
388 I don't know...something about it makes me cross. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
389 I see it as a cautionary tale reduced to it's basic forms. 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
390 It’s too cautious. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
391 I'm just not sure people will see where he's coming from. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
392 Perhaps it's a sign. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
393 I'd never noticed, but you're right. They do always depict the woman looking after the little one and the man bounding off alone. 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
394 I'd have loved to see what Charles Addams would have done with this. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
395 Where's Gary Larson when I need him? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
396 I think it's called "Madonna with Fawn." 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
397 Call me old fashioned, but I still think we look better in the headlights 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
398 I call this one "Drive like your kids live here." 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
399 I never really understood the perspective of the "Express Way" artists, but then it hit me. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
400 Why do they always make it look like we walk around on our hands? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
401 I find it rather deerivative. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
402 It's from his Hazard Yellow Period. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
403 It really stops you in your tracks. 1.3636 0.05574 143 106 22 15
404 Sadly derivative. 1.3630 0.04773 135 91 39 5
405 It's definitely stronger than the duck crossing exhibit 1.3625 0.06945 80 57 17 6
406 It is the lack of bullet holes that makes this such a rare and exquisite collection. 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
407 These signs were supposedly produced by the human species before they became extinct from our deer tick. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
408 At least it's not a soup can. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
409 So this is what the Buick sees. 1.3617 0.05629 141 105 21 15
410 Reminds you of your own mortality, doesn't it? 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
411 It doesn't capture the `staring into the headlights` moment. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
412 It says "On loan from the Wisconsin Department of Transportation." 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
413 I love how the artist has captured the nuanced oppression 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
414 I do love the classics. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
415 I'm telling you, the one on Route 429 is the original. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
416 My fawn could draw that. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
417 And this is supposed to stop traffic? 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
418 It lacks the urgency of his other work. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
419 My theme was absent fathers. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
420 It's a bit too pedestrian. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
421 I TOLD you we should have gotten the audio guide. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
422 This one is from just before Bambi's dark phase. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
423 Seriously, using headlights to illuminate the images is in poor taste. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
424 You wouldn't know the artist was in a rut before painting this. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
425 "It's called, "Headlights"! "I could stand here all day and just stare"! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
426 The artist is clearly at a crossroads. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
427 Where is this glorious yellow land? I find it quite calming. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
428 We're feeling out the art market before sending them to the Department of Transportation. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
429 He really captures the essence of crossing. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
430 Why do I have an overwhelming urge to cross the road? 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
431 Son, now you see what I saw in your mom. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
432 I posed for that picture with your grandma way back in 2014. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
433 Something about the lighting in this gallery... it's like I can't move 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
434 Genius the way he always uses the yellow and black. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
435 It's peaceful but with an aura of danger around it. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
436 It's shocking that the government pays artists to paint nudes. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
437 Here we are, standing at the intersection of life and art. 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
438 It's from his venison period. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
439 Two-dimensional art is profiling, and three-dimensional is taxidermy. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
440 The artist makes us appear so one dimensional 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
441 His work has finally gone from street art to high art. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
442 Some view his work was a warning to all of us. 1.3556 0.05804 135 102 18 15
443 I used to date the model, you know. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
444 Don’t you think it would be more effective if the headlights were positioned behind us? 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
445 His "In The Headlights" paintings were much more realistic. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
446 After a while, they all start to look alike. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
447 If they only crossed where this sign was,they'd still be here. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
448 These signs used to tell humans to look out for us, before we took over. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
449 Representational,with a tonality of the abstract. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
450 What do you think it means?" "Well, Deer, I think it's a sign. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
451 I didn’t know she had a baby 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
452 I call it Bambi Gestalt. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
453 I could do without the headlights. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
454 Let's stay here until hunting season is over. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
455 These are all just such tired clichés. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
456 Look, this one is signed Jane Doe! 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
457 She always has to play the Bambi card. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
458 This, of course, is an idealization of the parent-child relationship. 1.3520 0.05112 125 87 32 6
459 The bucks stop here. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
460 It’s quite abstract, but I imagine this piece is intended to represent love, family and death. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
461 I guess it's true, art really does imitate life. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
462 The signs were there, yet no one saw it coming. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
463 They're charging a buck and a half for it. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
464 It's too derivative 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
465 It's all art 'til someone sticks a red nose on it. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
466 And yet for every life his roadside art saved, two were lost by informing hunters of our whereabouts. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
467 It's from his "yellow" period. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
468 The buck didn't stop there. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
469 And I've got just the perfect spot...the crest of that big hill on Hwy. 32. 1.3462 0.05749 130 98 19 13
470 Just because they're nudes doesn't mean they're art. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
471 But then came the rebellion. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
472 I've never much cared for symbolism. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
473 So, do you think this is really where the buck stops? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
474 I pay for four years of art school and this is what he does? 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
475 I don't like the way it's always a doe and a fawn. It makes it seem we bucks can't be good parents, too. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
476 And with this one, don't worry if it's doe or buck — it's a family restroom. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
477 And yet underneath the idyllic facade I sense the threat of sudden violence. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
478 About time they put in a family bathroom. 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
479 I've always been fond of his Yellow Period. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
480 I'm guessing cave paintings of some sort. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
481 He was one of our finest crossover artists. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
482 These models set an impossible standard. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
483 This entire exhibit is a diversion. We need tunnels, overpasses, and lower speed limits. 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
484 Yes, of all his allegories, this one best serves as a caution to us all. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
485 Yes, my Son, that's your Grandma and I 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
486 This painting caught Walt's eye, and the next thing I knew, I was Bambi. Hate that name, but it still pays the bills. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
487 It's a shame his work has gotten so political. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
488 I think the artist is trying to tell us something important. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
489 I think his work is too safe. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
490 The artist displays a startling lack of perspective. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
491 These NRA-sponsored shows drive me crazy.... Why I still come I just don't know. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
492 Would it be wrong to call it impactful? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
493 I actually like his earlier work...STOP......CURVES AHEAD....and 50 MPH. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
494 I really like it when the aesthetic meets the practical. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
495 The headlights shining down sort of bring it to life. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
496 It lacks depth. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
497 Does this sign make me look fat? 1.3413 0.05980 126 97 15 14
498 I'm starting to think we shouldn't be here. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
499 Frankly, I find the artists depiction of deer continually crossing roads, both clichéd and degrading. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
500 You really think we all look alike? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
501 Just looks like another Jane Doe to me. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
502 His early work with the DOT was very fruitful. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
503 You’d think we never learned how to cross a road. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
504 The headlights in the ceiling really tie it all together. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
505 For some reason, this is the one that leapt out at me. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
506 I've seen the original on Interstate 90 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
507 The artist asks us, why DO deer cross the road? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
508 I’m just curious – why always yellow? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
509 Just another cautionary tale. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
510 We paid a buck to see this????? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
511 This worked better as an art installation on I-80. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
512 Pastoral? Sure ...but layered with impending doom. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
513 Too soon. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
514 I'm not a big fan of his yellow period 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
515 Well, to me it speaks to the fragility of life in an uncaring universe 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
516 I find it rather pedestrian. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
517 It's creepy how the eyes follow you. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
518 Realism? It's like he thinks we only ever go the left. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
519 I'd hit that. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
520 I'm beginning to sense a theme in this artisr's work. 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
521 Pietà on Rte. 17. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
522 Frankly, I've seen better on the side of the road. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
523 Sure I've seen the copies. But the originals take my breath away. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
524 Yes, this was before we could drive and own humans as slaves. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
525 I hate it when the artist plays it safe! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
526 You see...a long time ago, we needed protection... 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
527 It's very pedestrian. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
528 The artist seems to be in a rut. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
529 I really do miss my mother. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
530 It's not that I question the artist's skill, but without the bullet holes, there's no passion. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
531 This one is two bucks. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
532 Ugh - not another Madonna and Child! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
533 There's something about it that stops me in my tracks. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
534 Which restroom? I never know anymore! 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
535 It says these were road signs from the Industrial era; when we walked on all fours. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
536 I find it rather deerivative. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
537 My five year old could do these. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
538 I was the model for this one. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
539 Definitely a pro-life statement disguised as a traffic hazard sign. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
540 Someone's going to pay big bucks for that one. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
541 Just another unrealistic body expectation. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
542 That's funny. What do females know about routes? 1.3333 0.05962 123 95 15 13
543 I just can't get into street art. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
544 So, back then, they had to use 4 legs to walk, eh. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
545 He's more famous as a street artist 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
546 Black really does take off ten pounds. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
547 It does kind of make you want to slow down, doesn't it? 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
548 I know this is sexist, but I'd give my left antler for an ungulate like that. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
549 There's something pessimistic about it... 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
550 Those headlights really capture our silhouettes perfectly. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
551 I had no idea they were warned. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
552 The headlights were bearing down on me, but I just stood there, like a... I don't know what. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
553 It's the subtext that appeals to me. What are they crossing to? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
554 This baby on board thing has just gone too far. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
555 It's okay but it needs a few bullet holes. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
556 I love the way it reflects the light. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
557 Nice rump. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
558 With self-driving cars, this artist has become obsolete. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
559 And this one put you and your brother through college. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
560 Finally! Two subjects, no antlers, and no prancing. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
561 Maybe I'm a deer in the headlights, but I just don't see this as art. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
562 No, I clearly see them as a warning to modern society. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
563 I could have painted that. 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
564 I find his later work to be a bit cautious. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
565 Before we took over, these were highway signs. 1.3276 0.06095 116 90 14 12
566 “You can almost see the light as it moves towards them. Bright and brilliant and... what was I saying? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
567 I find this series rather pedestrian. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
568 I feel like the artist has reached a crossroads. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
569 That is definitely from his "Bambi" period. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
570 I'm captivated by his use of headlights. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
571 I see it's on loan from Highway 74. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
572 His work still has impact. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
573 Why are they using their arms to walk! 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
574 Nudes yet again. Tasteless, if you ask me. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
575 When I said, 'Show me a sign, dear,' this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
576 Why are all the does shown in typically domestic roles? 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
577 I was young and naive. I needed the money. You wouldn't understand. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
578 Can you believe we share 98.8 percent of our DNA with them? 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
579 You just can't top the classics. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
580 Derivative. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
581 It's a shame humans don't have these kinda warning signs for politicians. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
582 I preferred his moose series. They had more impact. 1.3229 0.06014 96 71 19 6
583 I love his work in headlights. 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
584 I think the minimalism expresses a sense of imminent doom 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
585 My five-month old fawn could have painted that. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
586 I like it, but I prefer his "slippery when wet" period. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
587 it doesn't capture the anxiety of the hedlights 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
588 My theory is that the humans worshiped us as gods. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
589 Wholesome, innocent... a departure from his usual stag fare. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
590 It begs the question: “where are they going?” 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
591 This masterpiece beautifully illustrates motherhood with a hint of impending danger. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
592 Yes, it's an offensive stereotype, but as a commentary on gender roles, it succeeds. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
593 Mommy Deerest. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
594 Crossover art at its finest. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
595 I could have done without the headlights. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
596 It's just so...literal. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
597 Ah. Verdeer's Madonna and Child. 1.3182 0.06318 110 87 11 12
598 This one definitely shows my best side. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
599 Is this really what humans think we do all day? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
600 I never realized how photogenic we are. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
601 "Mother and child", his best work so far. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
602 I'm still earning royalties for this one. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
603 Pedestrian at best. 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
604 Rather pedestrian, I'd say. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
605 This is a shadow of his former work. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
606 The fact that these are on loan from the highway department is disturbing. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
607 Remember when we used to think these signs meant they were onto us? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
608 I just don't see any sense of urgency here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
609 The lighting in here is all wrong. The two lights, yes... but it seems like they should be coming from behind us. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
610 Now the Lascaux cave in France -- that's a museum! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
611 The artist's name is John Doe. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
612 I love the symbolism 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
613 She never told me she was pregnant. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
614 There's something about his work that just jumps out at you. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
615 Yeah, Stan saw the symbolism – right before he saw the 18-wheeler. 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
616 Unlike Dad and Gramps, Mom really was a car stopper. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
617 Turns out he didn't really paint them,he just found them along the roadway. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
618 I'd slow down for girls like that 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
619 In Montana they shoot the signs too 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
620 I feel like it's a sign. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
621 He does silhouettes because it's so hard to hold the brush in his hoof. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
622 Very nuanced, just a hint of oncoming headlight. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
623 I just don’t get it 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
624 I don't know...I just don't think street art has the same impact in the gallery. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
625 How about a sign that says, " Don't shoot us in the head while we're drinking water from a stream. " 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
626 Son, These are just signs on the road to hell. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
627 Why, my dear, would you want to cross the road? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
628 The artist claims that you need to be travelling at about 60 MPH to really get the gist. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
629 If the art weren't bad enough, the headlights in the ceiling are downright offensive. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
630 Why do the women and kids get to walk on all fours? 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
631 I often wonder what it would be like if I had chosen the road less traveled. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
632 For the last time: it doesn’t make you look fat. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
633 Oscar Wilde may have coined the phrase "Life Imitates Art " But I bet he never had to dodge a 40 Ton Semi... 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
634 These date back before we got the guns. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
635 It's an image that truly encapsulates the existential angst of our times 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
636 No, I get it. But is it art? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
637 Not bad, but hardly worth a thousand bucks. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
638 Wow, can you believe we used to live like this? 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
639 That two-legged hack can call it art all he wants. I call it cultural appropriation. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
640 What are your thoughts on gun control? 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
641 ‘Mother with fawn.’ It’s an Interstate Highway System original. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
642 What are we? Animals?! 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
643 oh dear 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
644 Human art is just so....generic. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
645 It's one thing to read about, but to actually see them on all fours...that's really something. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
646 This one's so good I can see the ticks. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
647 Can you believe they used to let the humans drive? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
648 This is far better than his duck series. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
649 They're in Boca now, living off the residuals. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
650 His yellow / diamond period was so attention grabbing 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
651 I've seen his work all my life but I never considered it fine art. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
652 I think this would look really nice on our street. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
653 Yes this one; it supports family values. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
654 Amazing how progressive they were to depict a single-parent family 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
655 Every time you look closely at a classic, you find something new. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
656 Ironically, this was the last one he painted before being hit by a truck. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
657 It's nice, but not as captivating as the headlight exhibit. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
658 Mind if we sit down? These hooves are killing me. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
659 The picture itself doesn't really speak to me, but in these lights I just can't stop staring at it. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
660 I can't believe our ancestors used to walk on four legs. These primitive art drawings are a real window into our distant past. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
661 There's no need to fawn over this one my deer. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
662 Did our ancestors really used to walk on all fours like that? 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
663 Ralph might still be with us if these were hung outside. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
664 I guess the buck stops here. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
665 It’s the latest from Vincent van Doe 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
666 Black deers matter 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
667 You left out my antlers 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
668 If humans were so advanced, why were their drawings so primitive? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
669 His work was a warning to us all 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
670 Couldn’t be mine..I don’t recognize the mom. What about you? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
671 Notice the absence of bullet holes, forcing us to confront our complacency between predatory events. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
672 It's great to see black actors in such multidimensional roles. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
673 You know, we DO walk left to right occasionally. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
674 This ancient art -- I just don't get. Did humans think all we did was cross roads? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
675 I hate still life. 1.3084 0.04678 107 75 31 1
676 Pre-children, Parenthood, Empty Nester! 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
677 That was painted after he cut off his tail. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
678 This is a step up from his Falling Rocks series. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
679 typical Typical the father is always left out of the picture 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
680 Bambi Warhol 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
681 Your nudes are really coming along. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
682 Yes dear, that does look like Fawn when she was a baby. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
683 Profound use of silhouette by the artist. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
684 If we pass this defensive walking course, our life insurance premiums will go down 10% for the next three years. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
685 Here we see some of Rudolph's early modeling work, before the nose job. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
686 It's a meadowfor. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
687 The artist recently received a National Endowment for the Arts grant, and his work appears on highways nationally now. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
688 Because fathers aren't considered important, that's why. 1.3056 0.06094 108 85 13 10
689 And yet we still don’t know why the deer crossed the road! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
690 To me, it's subversive: the flattened picture plane, the absence of landscape suggests a subtle, yet distinct, note of malice, of danger, in what is otherwise an ordinary scene of domestic tranquility. What do you think? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
691 Interesting fact, dear: In 2020, as the NRA expanded its sphere of influence, these signs were removed from roadways because they were considered to interfere with the inalienable right of driving a car. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
692 Are we supposed to imagine the absentee father just out gallivanting around? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
693 It's quite a shift from the earlier 'Children at Play' era! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
694 The works are so popular. You see them almost everywhere. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
695 Restored restroom signs from the pre-gender-neutral era. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
696 The values skyrocket during hunting season. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
697 These works are pretty pedestrian. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
698 I've heard his work kills upstate. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
699 Why do they paint us always in a yellow field? -where is the greenery ? Or the sky ? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
700 It's so humbling to realize they thought of us as gods. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
701 See, it is believed that our ancestors were four legged creatures. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
702 Evocative. I almost see headlights. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
703 It's called portrait of the artist as a young buck 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
704 Why are they crawling on all fours? 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
705 Now, the dramatic rendering of this Madonna and Child is quite evocative. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
706 I prefer his earlier work. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
707 Although the artist is famous for his self-portraits, this rare work of his wife and young son is my favorite. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
708 Yes, Dear... those were taken of your Uncle Ned's family just before I-295 was completed. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
709 This is art? Even my kid could do this—if she hadn't been hit by a car, that is. 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
710 As if we're the problem... 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
711 His minimalist style sublimely emphasizes the grace and majesty his subjects had in life, which provides perfect counter-balance to the underlying theme of our own mortality. It is quite esoteric, really. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
712 Sigh. Now the feminists have ruined another male tradition. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
713 Huh. You're right. He does look like me. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
714 If you say 'the buck stops here' one more time, I'm leaving. 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
715 At least this one isn't riddled with bullet holes... 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
716 And here we have Madonna with Child. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
717 Life was simpler as a quadruped. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
718 Well that's surprising... they call this exhibit "Deer in Headlights." 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
719 The use of offspring feels manipulative in this piece. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
720 The fawn can stay for now because she was born here, but we're worried about the mother. She's Canadian. 1.3000 0.06590 100 81 8 11
721 I'm sorry, but, I still think it's insulting to charge two bucks admission. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
722 No offence Buck, but this is the most boring stag party I've ever been to! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
723 From his Headlights period. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
724 It’s signage from when humans drove. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
725 Nice, but a little sentimental for my taste. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
726 It's either the art or those lights, but I just can't look away. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
727 Whatever you do, don't look up. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
728 ...and yet the color palette suggests looming danger. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
729 If I may quote Homer....'Doe!' 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
730 I just don't buy that they're really in the headlights. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
731 Mother and child, classic nude. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
732 These unrealistic standards of beauty undermine healthy body image and self esteem. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
733 As a painter, he hasn’t grown since his last show, “CATTLE XING”. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
734 I took that one at Yellowstone last summer. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
735 It's Warhol meets Lascaux. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
736 I think this stuff belongs out on the street. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
737 At least you can tell what this artist is driving at. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
738 It's so rare to find one without bullet holes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
739 Well this buck stops here. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
740 “Actually I much prefer his earlier work with the bullet holes. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
741 Look at this Harry, the gals and kids get a protected road crossing and we have to run for our lives. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
742 Apparently this one was just before the divorce. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
743 I posed for that right before I signed to do that Disney feature. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
744 It lacks the gravitas of his earlier work. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
745 Since you ask, Marvin, I find it rather shallow and pedantic. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
746 This is the sign of our times: single doe with fawn and no buck in the picture. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
747 But is it art though? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
748 It's always single moms. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
749 Things were so different before we learned to drive 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
750 I came here expecting a stag show - what are they thinking? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
751 It says this one's on loan from the Taconic State Parkway. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
752 This is crossing the line. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
753 A thousand bucks? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
754 Your attention please. The Far Side museum will be closing in 15 minutes. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
755 We were at his opening on Route 8. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
756 It's a little too "deer in the headlights" for my taste. 1.2947 0.04703 95 67 28 0
757 I wonder how Jackson Pollock would have painted us. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
758 Why is it ALWAYS the guys who get to leap? 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
759 Amazing, no bullet holes through any of these. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
760 It's certainly more straightforward than his work with the chicken. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
761 It isn't signed. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
762 It's clichéd, but it speaks to me. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
763 Outsider art at its worst. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
764 These must be from Salvadeer Doeli's less famous I-95 period. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
765 Frankly, his yellow period is overrated. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
766 This one really jumps out at me. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
767 The artist has exhaustively explored the Madonna-Child paradigm. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
768 Can someone dim the headlights? 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
769 A truck almost hit me while I was taking this picture. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
770 It speaks to the impermanence of life. 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
771 Cute, but it lacks impact. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
772 I hear his works have quadrupled in value since he was run over crossing the highway. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
773 Post-modernist irony, my antlers! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
774 Ironically, the car had a baby on board sign. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
775 I can't look away. 1.2917 0.06609 96 78 8 10
776 These are all works by Vincent van Doe. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
777 Well, he's obviously not in it for the bucks. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
778 At the height of their evolution, those extinct humans did really care about us. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
779 I just can't look away. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
780 'Didn't Jane tell you she would be posing nude?' 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
781 It is nice to see that deer lives matter. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
782 I don't care how provocative it is. I wouldn't want it in my living room! 1.2917 0.04663 96 68 28 0
783 Share the road am I right? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
784 Shhhhh.... I’m reflecting. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
785 Yes, these early examples at communication among our ancient ancestors have been found in patterns across various landscapes, were they for navigation, or warning, we just do not know. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
786 Inspiring- we should post caution signs with hunter silhouettes in our forest. 1.2887 0.06381 97 78 10 9
787 I know they're just spotlights, but I'm still stunned. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
788 I just don’t appreciate the Doedoe movement. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
789 I take umbrage with this one. Junior would never be in the lead. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
790 Yes dear, you're much better looking. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
791 It's a nice departure from the Headlight series. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
792 We need car-crossing signs. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
793 And to think they thought they'd outlast us. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
794 This works for me on a purely sentimental level. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
795 Just between us, I miss those days of chewing fresh grass on all fours. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
796 I still find them offensive 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
797 Apparently they date from some primitive civilization and had something to do with going places. No-one has yet figured it out. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
798 Apparently it’s an implicit critique of the codification of a traditional family structure. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
799 I just don't get modern art. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
800 It's what they used to warn them about us before they and their cars became extinct. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
801 Yes but what does it MEAN.... 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
802 This was part of a campaign to warn of unwanted pregnancies. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
803 This is an old one of me and grandma back on highway 41. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
804 It may seem like a crude illustration, son, but without works like these, most of us would just be roadkill. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
805 The Madonna and Child don't appear often in his œvre. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
806 To be honest, this isn't the type of stag party I was expecting. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
807 Oh Bert, honestly! You think they're all one of yours. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
808 I find it rather pedestrian. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
809 These are on loan from the artist's Rural Route 2 collection. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
810 Trite. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
811 The antlers in this one follow me no matter where I go. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
812 Joe, I know they always have twins, but it’s artistic license. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
813 Your grandma and I were the first models. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
814 I think it would better for all of us if they put these back where they found them. 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
815 The artist was a dear deer friend 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
816 Dude. Bambi's mom is such a M.I.L.F. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
817 Damn things don’t work. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
818 I prefer stag pictures. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
819 A single mother coping with the stark realities of a post-industrial world, that's what I see. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
820 This one seems rather pedestrian. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
821 See Bob, you were not the only child raised by a single mother. Get over it. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
822 Don't you love Madonna and Child? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
823 I’m just tired of everything being so political. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
824 How do they know we are still illiterate? 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
825 The artist is a roads scholar. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
826 So, why is modern art always hung crooked? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
827 My inspiration? Matisse, Picasso, Chevrolet... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
828 I wouldn't pay two bucks for this. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
829 I see he's starting to deal with his parenting issues. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
830 His previous work was less cautious. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
831 The subtext is a negation of human necessity and dominance. I like it. 1.2826 0.06617 92 75 8 9
832 First road signs I have ever seen without red noses painted on us. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
833 Ah yes, another work by Jane Doe. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
834 What a sell-out! Next thing you know, he'll be doing Christmas sweaters. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
835 It's all so patriarchal, stereotypical and derivative of the great " Deer X..ing " ! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
836 Humans protect us against cars but then… they shoot us. Go figure. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
837 Doesn't Look like Rudolph's work. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
838 Now, I don't claim to be an art expert, but to me it just seems to lack depth. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
839 It's taking every ounce of my willpower to focus on this tripe instead of just staring at those headlights in the ceiling. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
840 This one goes for less then a buck. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
841 I realize now that we are the art. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
842 Objectified, as usual. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
843 If only art could solve problems instead of just increasing awareness. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
844 Too pastoral. I like the street buck with bullet holes. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
845 Her Abstract Alarmist stuff is a bit too realist for me. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
846 Sign or Symbol? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
847 Wait, they actually made signs for us? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
848 This piece would look fabulous along Route 97 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
849 His imagery is too repetitive, but I love the tipped square format. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
850 His art is so... pedestrian. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
851 This one jumps out at me. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
852 Yes, parenthood definitely slows you down! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
853 Buck, here is one of you and mom. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
854 'We need better car control laws- not more signs!" 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
855 Dang. This one has bullet holes too. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
856 This makes me cross. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
857 Confidentially, in private that’s how I walk. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
858 An unsettling ominous feeling characterizes his art, won't you say? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
859 It lacks impact. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
860 I see deer, cars and artist in rut. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
861 Listen, I appreciate it. But does it work? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
862 I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
863 And to think, we never received any usage royalties for any of these images! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
864 I wouldn't have let MY daughter pose for that. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
865 I much preferred the earlier works from the "Deer Xing" Period. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
866 The technique is fine, but I just find the whole concept a bit deerivative. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
867 So predictable. He's in a rut 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
868 Few who have seen these in the wild lived to tell about it. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
869 Quadrupedalism? Man, that must've sucked. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
870 I can't believe how primitive we used to be. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
871 I bet this one is worth a buck or two. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
872 "Oh deer, the four legged silhouette on yellow grows tiresome". 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
873 I know her, and she is not what I call wildlife. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
874 So how long do you think Tillerson's gonna last? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
875 Not bad, but where are the headlights? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
876 The nudity seems gratuitous. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
877 Kinda sexist to always show the MOM with the fawn 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
878 They call this art? I've seen better road signs! 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
879 I hate to sound like a philistine, but my fawn could've painted this. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
880 Pretentious, but somehow compelling 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
881 Hence the phrase "life imitates art" 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
882 For you, it's art. For me, it's a warning. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
883 This just doesn't have the same impact. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
884 This is from his early Bambi period. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
885 I've bought one to hang by the edge of the woods; it'll get the neighbor's attention. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
886 She started posing for nudes when I fell behind on child support. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
887 You know what it says to me? It says, 'Deer!' 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
888 Makes me wonder if I should have started a family instead of going stag. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
889 There are two things I stand for: art and gun control. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
890 It's from the Van Doe Collection. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
891 Maybe it's me, but I just don't see what this artist is driving at. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
892 The mother with child theme is so passé. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
893 It's a middle-of-the-road exhibit. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
894 It does seem to capture a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
895 Personally, I'm a fan of his earlier crossings. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
896 This was the last image she posed for before the accident. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
897 Another sad example of cultural appropriation 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
898 I think this one's a warning about unprotected sex. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
899 I think painting Bambi and his mother is a bit tasteless, given what happened.... 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
900 It's called "Madonna and Child." 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
901 Surprisingly, the works lack urgency. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
902 The headlights on the ceiling is a crude joke. 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
903 I was outbid by 2 bucks 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
904 She finally got out of the rut. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
905 Ugh, it's completely deerivative. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
906 The black against yellow contrast creates an interesting figure-ground reversal but I wouldn't stop for it. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
907 One picture is worth a thousand bucks. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
908 Good roadside stuff, but not even close to Cave Art! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
909 Lichtenstein's early period. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
910 This one's only a buck. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
911 I like the way it evokes family values. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
912 Hooves are always so hard to paint. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
913 The images are compelling, but ultimately the composition fails; they both ended up in the grill of Ford F150. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
914 I certainly hope these are not originals. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
915 Ah, the Doe-na Lisa. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
916 Well, it certainly makes you pause and think. 1.2716 0.06576 81 65 10 6
917 It says the artist died soon after this was taken." 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
918 Man, that reminds me..next week is rutting season! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
919 I prefer his earlier work with Disney. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
920 I hear DOT bought the whole series. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
921 She seems almost caught between worlds -- half looking back to the yellow warmth and safety of Mom, and half looking forward the great unknown beyond known boundaries. Genius. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
922 I imagine that with automated braking systems, these will become obsolete 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
923 They don't grab me like her headlight series. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
924 Well, frankly I'm not sure what the artist is trying to tell us here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
925 So, none of these photographers are NRA members. right? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
926 A bit pedestrian if you ask me. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
927 When the light hits it they seem so still. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
928 I don't know, it seems a little derivative to me. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
929 The flattened forms and monochromatic color structure help to bring out the artist's themes of foreboding. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
930 I can't decide if it's appropriate or ironic that the exhibit is sponsored by Cabela's. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
931 Yes, look at that detail, they appear to almost jump off the canvas... 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
932 It's sentimental, and yet somehow I still like it. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
933 It's quite typical of pre-2050 highway art 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
934 Did I tell you I was a traffic sign model once? 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
935 I miss them so much... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
936 And here, his later semi-domesticated period. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
937 Our plan succeeded, they yielded & the rest is history... 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
938 Classic example of mid-century Protectionist self-perpetuating gender stereotyping. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
939 "Very one dimensional----disappointingly stereotypical". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
940 Very evocative of Disney's "Bambi: The Early Years". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
941 I mean, come on, where are the bullet holes? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
942 So *that’s* what we used to look like in the headlights. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
943 I never understood asphalt expressionism. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
944 Why do critics fawn over this? My little kid could do better. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
945 Shouldn't they be running? 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
946 . . . sort of ironic that the artist's works are unfinished due to that hit-and-run. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
947 I'll never understand why everyone fawns over modern art. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
948 A bit pedestrian. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
949 Indeed, a collision of cubism and post-modern simplicity. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
950 "The artists overhead head-light effect is mesmerizing"! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
951 His work immortalizes the tragedies suffered by our ancestors. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
952 Just love these cave paintings. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
953 I always preferred the road less traveled. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
954 Let me guess, we used to stand on 4 legs AND shit in the woods. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
955 This is gonna bring in the big bucks. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
956 Thematically, it breaks the glass ceiling. Soft lines. Nurturing composition. A generational leap in art. I hate it. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
957 Just once, I would like to feel welcoming rather than warning. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
958 This really makes me pause. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
959 Quintessential Elk Greco. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
960 I dunno Hubie, I'm not a big fan of street art. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
961 This one doesn't leap out at me. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
962 His work is displayed throughout the country, but the artist remains surprisingly anonymous. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
963 This guy is great. Soon this stuff will be on every street corner. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
964 I'm not sure I get what such primitive folk art is trying to say. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
965 Fawning. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
966 Really?! It's 2017. I take the kids to school, too, you know. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
967 Like anyone pays attention to signs. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
968 Quit fawning, you know she's not real. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
969 It's abstract, you wouldn't get it 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
970 Grandpa loved this one. Too bad he couldn't look away. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
971 Bold...yet cautionary... 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
972 How pedestrian! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
973 I remember them posing for it just before they were run over. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
974 I don't know, it's just so pedestrian. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
975 Yeah, it could be all that highbrow, poser fine arts degree crap you just made up, or it could just be two deer. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
976 The artist is a deer friend. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
977 Found art? More like stolen from mile marker 37 on the Taconic. 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
978 The composition is good, but I can't say I care for his color choices. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
979 Didn't make a damn bit of difference, did it? 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
980 This looks nothing like us. No wonder they keep hitting us with their cars. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
981 Striking, but nothing to fawn over. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
982 I remember those wild stag days...but then we had Rudolph. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
983 Impressive talent, the signs were there. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
984 He's stuck in his yellow period. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
985 Supposedly these were 'warning signs' for the now extinct 'human race'. Wouldn't be the first ones they ignored! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
986 I've seen reproductions just down the road. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
987 This one set off a second-wave feminist critique of the male gaze. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
988 The good old days, when crossing the street was our only form of stress. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
989 My yearling could do that. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
990 I'd say it was a haunting and iconic piece, but that's so clichè! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
991 This says it's on loan from the Poughkeepsie road commission. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
992 Just adore his "Bambi Period". 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
993 She looks a lot like my ex. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
994 The allusions to cinematic stereotypes make his work so dark. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
995 This is just what I need for my den. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
996 You say it's art imitating wildlife. I say it's wildlife imitating art. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
997 Really? I only see headlights. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
998 He was much more creative before he started working for the Department of Highways, 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
999 I love the juxtaposition between doe and fawn. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1000 I find the piece to be a bit pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1001 Humans really love this art. They usually slow their cars when they see one. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1002 They won't cross with all the heteronormative nuclear family construction. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1003 I told her that's not my good side. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1004 What the hell is this supposed to be? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1005 It plays a little too much to the emotions. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1006 Seems derivative. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1007 What tasteful nudes. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1008 how do we cross in the other direction? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1009 I love Thomas Kincade's early work. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1010 Here we have ancient human artifacts depicting a time they worshipped our quadruped ancestors. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1011 It has a definite "deer in the headlights" feel to it 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1012 I agree, it's pretty impenetrable work, but maybe it's a warning about being too complacent, that death is a real possibility, and ultimately we are all deer just caught in the headlights? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1013 This was right after his Blue Period. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1014 I thought he was gay. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1015 We should have paid extra for the audio tour. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1016 Sorry......I can’t read sign language. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1017 I think it's a hackneyed take-off of the 'Baby On Board' fad! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1018 Maybe it's the lighting, but I just can't look away. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1019 Yes, I remember this one from the contraception campaign. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1020 But what does it all mean? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1021 I just don't understand how they get the colors so wrong. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1022 Hmmmm. A silhouette of mother and child in a limited black and yellow palette. Art, or road sign? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1023 Notice how her eye follows you wherever you stand. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1024 Despite the minimalistic style I find the sense of impending doom is prodigiously palpable. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1025 A fine example of the New Jersey school. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1026 What do you think the artist is trying to say? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1027 "Well I don't care how famous the artist is. I don't like nude paintings. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1028 It's so pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1029 I still prefer her early work with ducks 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1030 If you have to read the caption then you don't get it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1031 Post-modernism has killed the art of portraiture. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1032 Hey Ken, that's a great shot of Joanne and the kid! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1033 I find his work too cautious. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1034 The "Madonna and Fawn" has always been my favorite! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1035 Doh! It's a deer. A female deer. My bad. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1036 ...think these warning signs might have worked a little too well? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1037 Look at these cave-deer, still on all-fours. We've come a long way. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1038 These are from his road crossing period. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1039 "All deer are equal, but some are more--" hey wait a second, is that Janice!? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1040 I find it too pedestrian. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1041 At least they're not wearing bells and holly and pulling a sleigh. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1042 I find his work to be rather pedestrian. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1043 Why not just put them on a milk carton? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1044 I find it pedestrian. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1045 I have to say, I just don't get it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1046 All the warning signs were there, but I got involved with her anyway. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
1047 All the critics are fawning over this young buck, but I'm pretty sure he's just in it for the doe. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
1048 I could never understand modern art. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1049 Yes...but what does it MEAN???? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1050 They were used on many roads before the self-driving car era. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1051 George, does this drawing make my butt look big? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
1052 Her "Madonna and Child" series is a nod to neo-naturalism. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1053 She never mentions being a model when we talk. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
1054 We need signs with pictures of cars on them. 1.2619 0.06800 84 70 6 8
1055 Are these used for target practice by the gun lobby? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
1056 Am I just too stupid to get it? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
1057 It's like I'm transported there, you know? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
1058 It's good, but would I cross the road just to look at it? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
1059 Female artist, of course. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
1060 Dad was a selfish bastard who wanted to be on his own sign 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1061 Madonna and Child is my favorite 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1062 But what if I want to cross the street from left to right? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1063 Doe .... a deer, a fe..male deer. Ray.... I had too much to drink. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1064 So where am I supposed to cross? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1065 There's no WAY she lost her baby weight that fast! 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1066 And that's how I met your mother. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1067 It's titled "Before The Buick". 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1068 His work is pedestrian. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1069 I find the disjunctive use of yellow space in this one reductive and vaguely appalling. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1070 Seems to be entirely without context, I prefer the roadside installations. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1071 Yeah, I'd hit that. 1.2593 0.07196 81 69 3 9
1072 Fat lot of good that did mom and sis. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1073 I call this one, "Deer in the headlights" 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1074 Everything is derivative, Margaret. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1075 The picture does not make you look fat. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1076 Only humans push their children into the street first. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1077 I'm just tired of the 'stag out leaping while doe watches fawn' cliché 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1078 Our fawn-sitter cancelled at the last minute and Bambi Jr. Kept wandering into the shot so the artist just went with it. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1079 I have this one on my mud flaps. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1080 The artist's Yellow Period has its roots in his personal trauma after being caught in the headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1081 Till now, I haven't seen any without bullet holes in it. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1082 This only hints at the impact of his work. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1083 It's a shame that Bambi's mother couldn't be here to see his art. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1084 Can you believe the artist is just some Jane Doe? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1085 The art of the deer. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1086 Is it just me, or does this picture make you really horny? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1087 I'll take door number 3. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1088 She got custody, but I didn't expect her to flaunt it on social media. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1089 Representational, yes. But what does it mean? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1090 He found artistic inspiration during a roadblock in his life. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1091 The yellow and black palette, the off-kilter orientation, suggest such a sense of cautious watchfulness. You literally want to slow down and just look. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1092 I liked his jumping period. 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1093 "When they did worse than cavemen, that's when we knew it was over". 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1094 They crossed to get to the other side 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1095 How do we know they're not copies? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1096 Now here's a feminine perspective. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1097 All I can remember were the headlights. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1098 They always use our bad side. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1099 This is from her Pre-Feminist period. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1100 It's a cautionary tale. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1101 I don't get it. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1102 I never knew that they came like this without bullet-holes in them. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1103 They're more likely to stop with this one. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1104 Ever wonder who the models were and where they are now? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1105 I can't keep my eyes off of it. It's brilliant, like car headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1106 I think it captures her vulnerability perfectly, don't you? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1107 I don't know, darling, the way he's used the light makes it hard to look away. 1.2593 0.06978 81 68 5 8
1108 Turns out we're part of the deer diaspora. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1109 Don't you just get tired of seeing pictures of people's kids? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1110 Tell me the truth, do I look fat? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1111 And here we have the revered 'Mother and Child'. Acrylic on aluminium plate, pre-1983 style. Modern versions have a non-gender specific adult and child, so this is quite a treat, Fred. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1112 Ceci nes't pas un cerf. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1113 Enough with the reminiscing. I still think bipedalism rules! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1114 You ever wonder if maybe the NRA put these signs up? 1.2593 0.06754 81 67 7 7
1115 Frankly, I think his color range is a bit limited. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1116 Deers Under Headlights. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1117 I preferred his Bambi Phase. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1118 Listen, I get that we look more sophisticated now, but ever since we started standing like this my back has been killing me 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1119 Critics acclaim this piece to be Bambi's best work during his introspection period. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1120 For some reason I'm entranced by this Minimalist expression of life's fragility. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1121 Snap out of it Venny. You've got that 'deer in the headlights' look again. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1122 It's not as captivating as his headlight paintings. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1123 It looks nothing like her. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1124 Beautifully captures the pathos of single motherhood. Damn hunters. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1125 I wish they'd put these back on the road. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1126 Ah yes, and here we have the artist's renowned Yellow Period. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1127 The natural environment always seemed to elude this artist. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
1128 So is this one of those "art imitates life" kinda things, or more a Warholian Campbell's Soup sorta deal? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
1129 ...but joint custody just seemed so damned obvious.. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
1130 Why do they always make us cross the road at the busiest intersections? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1131 Abstract, yes. And yet, so real. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
1132 You look fine.. They say street signs add 10 pounds.. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
1133 Rather pedestrian, don’t you think? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1134 I just don’t think it says enough. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1135 While I agree with you that the mother/child relationship as artistic subject has become woefully trivialized, I find this particular rendering a moving example nonetheless. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1136 They call this series, "Deer in the Headlights." 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1137 I don't know...I think this one lacks energy. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1138 Such rudimentary depictions, no wonder humans became extinct. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1139 Art imitating deer. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1140 These are from my 'At a Crossroads' series. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1141 I love the theatricality of retroreflecting. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1142 I actually preferred his feminist period. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1143 The artist discovered that patrons finally spent sufficient time appreciating her work when she switched the overhead lighting to high beams. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1144 I love how the antlers seem to follow you around the room. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1145 Is that really how I look from the side? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1146 Personally, I find it exploitive. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1147 His work is always so traffic-stopping. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1148 Superb use of reflection. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1149 I get that it's just a sign of a sign of our time..I still want to know if they made it or not. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1150 I agree it's breathtaking but frankly I just don't get it. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1151 I really see myself in this one. Me too, it's like it's a sign or something. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1152 Although I appreciate the focus on motherhood here, I still believe his masterpiece caution-sign is The Buck Stops Here. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1153 This one looks like a Roadin. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1154 It seems more a cautionary tale than a masterpiece. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1155 The element of caution in the work somehow comforts me. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1156 She left me for the artist shortly after posing for this. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1157 Man, I would be waiting at the other side of that crossing if I knew where it was. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1158 "Criticize it all you want, but the Highway Department Collection does depict the existential crisis facing us all. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1159 I prefer his earlier 'Headlights' series. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1160 But what is the artist saying about gender roles? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1161 It was a dark and stormy night. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1162 We should have seen the warning signs earlier. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1163 This one hits a little too close to home... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1164 This is from his "public service" series. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1165 I look fat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1166 It might be OK for driverless cars. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1167 Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase ‘the buck stops here’, eh? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1168 Is this what women want? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1169 I'm delighted that the curator brought back his Yellow Period. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1170 Mom regrets that shoot. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1171 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1172 Banal, yes, but I see it as commentary on our visceral, nay primal, impulses. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1173 The buck is classic art, obviously, but feminists pressured this museum for a representation of a doe and fawn. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1174 If they had one signifying "dead deer dragged to the side of the road," I would find the whole exhibit to be culturally more authentic. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1175 Even from this angle, it looks like a trap. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1176 This is not a deer. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1177 Why do they always paint us black? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1178 It is creative, but is it art? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1179 Her new work feels very cautionary. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1180 I hear the artist cut off one of his antlers. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1181 But what if I don't identify as a buck OR doe? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1182 I don't know. It seems to suggest walking across the highway when we really should be jumping. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1183 It's a van Doe 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1184 So lifelike. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1185 Pristine. Not a single bullet hole. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1186 I miss Bambi. God bless her soul. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1187 The artist seems to be in a rut. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1188 I like the simplicity of his yellow period. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1189 I prefer her blue period 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1190 All his best work is plein air. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1191 Sorry I'm late. It was hard to find a safe place to cross the street. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1192 Lighting is so important. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1193 Doe: A Deer. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1194 I think he caught the essence of our vulnerability, don't you? 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1195 The fact the artist is a deer doesn't make it inoffensive. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1196 I mean, it's nice that they're honouring our kind, but did they have to call it the Road Kill Exhibit? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1197 The artist is a master in the use of headlights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1198 This yellow symbolizes bright, captivating lights. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1199 They say this is the last thing you see before you die. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1200 It's found art. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1201 The child support is killing me. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1202 Sentimentality. A serious flaw. Wyeth has it too. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1203 Well, he's no Van Doe. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1204 My fawn could paint better than that. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1205 It's incredible that this artist is anonymous. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1206 It's all so deerivative. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
1207 I've always liked the Primitives. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1208 I really like these primitives. And, yes, I found a good parking spot. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
1209 I heard the artist died in the making of this piece. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
1210 I used to be married to his model. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
1211 She should never have posed nude. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
1212 It's a sign! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
1213 None of them speak to me. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1214 And then in November, in a vertiginous about face, they remember killing us is really a fun pastime. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1215 Are we always reduced to stereotypes? 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
1216 This artist's ability to capture us so vividly in abstract two-color form is reminiscent of Warhol. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1217 How odd, it's so pedestrian, and yet it has a distinct aura of danger. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1218 It is not street art, it is road art 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1219 THEY SHOULDN'T BRING FAMILY PHOTOS IN HERE... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1220 Sorry.... I prefer artists who are a little more abstract. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1221 They say it speaks to the harsh intersection of man and nature, but all I see is a bunch of black splotches. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1222 So, they let them walk, and we have to leap? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1223 Gender stereotypes know no bounds. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1224 "So this is how they see us.....". 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1225 Sadly, if they don't learn to run and jump I see jerky and gloves in their future. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1226 So what is the take-home message? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1227 This one really put us on the map. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1228 Next time, I'll take a selfie. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1229 I didn't come here to get preached to. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1230 I can safely say we've seen it all before 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1231 Hmph! Minimalism meets paleo-art. 1.2468 0.06956 77 65 5 7
1232 These Ancestry exhibits are as boring as hell. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1233 It's from his crossover period. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1234 My two year-old fawn could have painted that. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1235 When humans reigned, they saw us as obstacles. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1236 ...and then she ran off with the artist. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1237 It's so educational, yet existential. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1238 Heyyyy, I think I know that guy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
1239 No, these came after his Moose Period. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1240 They're not sure if this was an early form of currency, or perhaps light erotica. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1241 I've always loved Vincent van Doe 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1242 Must be rutting season. This artist is in one. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1243 All the signs showed that it was only a matter of time before we learned to walk upright. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1244 So compelling...yet, so yielding. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
1245 This one really speaks to me. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
1246 It lacks the energy of the other signs, although it plays to the heartstrings! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1247 What I see, is really just a cautionary tale. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1248 Have you found the recurring theme? 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
1249 I've seen these somewhere before. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1250 It's part of his 'Buck Lives Matter' series. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1251 Before internet porn...this was all we had. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1252 The doe-and-fawn theme combined with the graphically intended aesthetic screams Cassatt. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1253 I hate these signs telling us where we can cross a road. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1254 The painting is only good because the artist cut his own antler off. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1255 I find the artist's use of stop signs to be more effective. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1256 It has the feel of a "Far Side" cartoon 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1257 Frankly, John, none of them speak to me. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1258 These are from his "Headlight Period". 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1259 Personally, I prefer non-representational art 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1260 This one is from his roadkill period. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
1261 This is from his "In a Rut" period. 1.2436 0.06626 78 65 7 6
1262 Pornography or Art? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
1263 The Lascaux series really captured us better. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
1264 Do you really think he looks like me? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1265 I'd give my right antler for her! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1266 For this painting, I've used the high beam headlights. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1267 Yes, that is my wife Jane Doe and my new fawn Bambi. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1268 Let me guess: Bambi and her mom? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1269 Ironically, he died by Chevy Malibu. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1270 It's so pastoral and yet devil may care. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1271 I remember when they took that picture ...They used a flash and we were like us in the headlights. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1272 Such an amazing use of color. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1273 They’re all fakes. Real signs have bullet holes. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1274 This reminds me that I'm a month behind in calf support. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1275 These are quaint. I remember when deer walked on all fours and humans thought they ruled the earth. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1276 I'm not sure if the artist is trying to put forth the angst of his youth or if he is just caught in the headlights of the inner turmoil that comes with preparing to make that leap across the highway of life 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1277 He’s right—no matter what we put up, they still won’t slow down. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1278 Really makes you think...where is the exit sign? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1279 And I paid a buck for this. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1280 I miss the days before selfies. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1281 It lacks movement, as if headlights have frozen them in place. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1282 The antlers command the big bucks. We could buy this one and save some real dough. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1283 This was his Bambi period. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1284 I told you we should have rented the audio guide. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1285 Notice how the eyes follow you... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1286 He was quite innovative; usually the Madonna is holding the Child. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1287 But why in the world would anyone be afraid of us? That's just crazy! 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1288 Frankly, I resent the gender stereotyping. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1289 It's too industrial chic for my taste. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1290 Too abstract -- I'm not seeing it. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1291 I'm afraid you and I are going to butt heads over this one. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1292 Again with the nudes. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1293 His art is so... pedestrian. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1294 Mother and child...probably the most touching image in the entire DOT series. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1295 Still amazed they haven't figured out that we're attracted by these signs. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1296 His work is good, except he perpetuates gender-role stereotypes. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1297 I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1298 The artist's use of headlight is exquisite. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1299 The form says "threat." The content is one-dimensional and repetitious. The Bambi reference is tacky. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1300 School Crossing 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1301 VERY NICE, NOW WE NEED TO WORK ON GUN CONTROL 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1302 This would look nice in the den but it costs too much doe. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1303 I don't know. It needs context. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1304 I named this one "Omage to Mom". 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
1305 Finally after being dead for 40,000 years Grog's Cave Art is appreciated. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1306 Sentimental, perhaps, yet revealing a universal truth of the eternal bond. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1307 The ceiling headlamps are a nice touch. 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
1308 I don't understand the yellow. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1309 It's very "Antler Warhol". 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
1310 I think parenthood suits her. . .the last time I saw her she was dancing on a pole and the bucks were all over her! 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
1311 This lighting in this exhibit is so good, I can't look away 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1312 She's been unbearable ever since she posed for this. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
1313 This is so pedestrian. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
1314 I've always thought he was derivative. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1315 Fat? Well, uh, you did just have a baby. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1316 It seems a bit derivative to me. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
1317 Grotesque…Token Gesture…Antlerless…Crass reparation for Bambi Syndrome…I think I like it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1318 Few touch traumatic subjects as elegantly. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1319 They call this art? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1320 Well, if human beings had art, they would probably represent themselves, too. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1321 My tastes run more to the Impressionists 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1322 Frivolous, boorish, fawning. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1323 I was young and they offered a few bucks. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1324 You can almost visualize the head lights. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1325 Exquisite draftsmanship. I don't suppose we'll ever be able to understand how they were intended to be used. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1326 Patriarchy or third-wave feminism? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1327 This one is a crowd pleaser at the National Parks. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1328 Boy, that's a real DILF! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1329 I said I'd never let my wife pose for a nude, and here we are. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1330 Son of a buck, I don't get it. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1331 Simple and seemingly unambiguous, yes. But I also sense something premonitory, even potentially transgressive. 1.2361 0.07266 72 62 3 7
1332 This one really captures the essence of slowing down. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1333 These really make you stop and look... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1334 Looking at these, I need one for the road. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1335 Nice likeness of junior. You, not so much. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1336 I agree. The cave paintings in Lascaux are more 'hauntingly beautiful.' 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1337 Overtly feminist if you ask me! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1338 Why don't they ever show us crossing on two legs? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1339 This strikes me as feminism, doe. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1340 The fossil record must be right. We did walk on four legs at one point. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1341 I've always liked his Yellow Period best. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1342 Can self-driving cars...oh never mind. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1343 I assume that these pictures have a purpose. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1344 Ah, it's a bit deerivative really, don't you think? 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
1345 Nice museum, but why must they place the restrooms in the woods? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1346 Crude, yet quite expressive! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1347 And yet another unrealistic standard... 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1348 I'd say he was either colorblind or in his "yellow/black phase". 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1349 To be perfectly honest, I liked his blue period better. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1350 kinder...gentler...signage... 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1351 Oh dear. Isn't that your sister 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1352 Why don't they acknowledge our childcare efforts ? You think all we do is leap about ? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1353 The catalog said: 'unknown artist from the automobile era'. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1354 Although I am not a painter, I think that the mechanical mark-making of the biomorphic forms verges on codifying the substructure of critical thinking. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1355 I prefer 'The Buck Stop's Here.' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1356 I understand the artist died early due to a '98 Camaro. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1357 If she were walking a human baby we could get people to slow down and also say 'what the hell?' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1358 I have antlers. Where are the antlers? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1359 Fine.......I concede that the artist is both cautious and unimaginative! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1360 It looks like something my fawn could do. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1361 Why do they always stereotype us! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1362 I saw this composition on my cross country road trip 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1363 Charlie, the buck stops here. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1364 That's what I call Street Art! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1365 I just don't get it-is this telling me to run across the highway, or just keep grazing? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1366 His work is not well known in the city. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1367 Its a bit derivative if you ask me. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1368 Art eventually always cycles back to what really matters. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1369 It's called pre-impressionism 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
1370 Damn! I forgot to mail the alimony check. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1371 It's a little two dimensional. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1372 His Madonna and Child is among his finest work. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1373 This gallery is in a rut. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
1374 I never bring my kids here, due to the nudity. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1375 This was a rare find, not one bullet hole. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
1376 I liked his Blue Period better. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1377 So, I guess there's no worries about hitting males with their cars cuz they can always just shoot us. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1378 It certainly captures the pathos of the homeless mother and child living on the fringes of society. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1379 Well nobody ever complained to Van Gogh that he used too much yellow. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1380 Does this one make you feel horny? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1381 I've seen it... 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1382 Of course I love the subject matter but the work is so derivative. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1383 Ah . . . when our greatest worries were a few cars . . . those were the days! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1384 It's part of our gender outreach project. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1385 I preferred his Blue period. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1386 I know it's been done before, but Madonna and Child is timeless. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1387 Humans may be murderous hunters, but you gotta admire their stencil work. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1388 I NEVER COULD FIGURE OUT HIS BACKGROUND COLOR AND CANVAS SHAPE . 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1389 Well Horace- I think it’s a sign we should approach this work with caution 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1390 "Deer in headlights" -- now, with self-driving cars, the only place these signs belong is in a museum. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1391 It must be hard being a single mother with the whole world watching your every move 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1392 I don't know...this one just doesn't leap out at me. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1393 No, I think she's just standing closer to the artist. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1394 It is truly remarkable how he captured the en plein air scene in situ. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1395 This truly encapsulates our deepest nightmares. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1396 Madoena with child 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1397 It may be a sign of the times, but I’m not going to fawn over it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1398 I never know what to make of these. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1399 What a difference viewing these in OVERhead lights. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1400 It speaks with a certain sense of dread, true ... but is it art? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1401 To me, they lack the urgency and emotional heft of her moose and tractor pieces. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1402 Van Doe’s early work was so derivative. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1403 The exhibit is called "The Buck Stops Here" but I think it is just deer in headlights. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1404 this campaign was very successful until drivers figured out we don't really follow these signs 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1405 His career is at a crossing point. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1406 Endearing, aren't they? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1407 Subscribers to Deerwinism believe we used to walk on all four. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1408 Did you know humans were color-blind? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1409 I've seen Lascaux's work and believe me, this is no Lascaux! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1410 Nice mix of Warhol and Lascaux. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1411 He's caught the essence but it so lacks nuance or depth. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1412 They never seem to get the screams right. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1413 You know Fred, if we had THIS sign on Stone Road, Bettie would still be with us. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1414 He's finally ready to take the show on the road. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1415 I can't help fawning over this one. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1416 I think your premium goes down if you have one of these in your neighborhood. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1417 She looks very much like my ex-wife. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1418 Perhaps this is alarmist, but I still like the use of color. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1419 The artist really captured that 'deer in the headlights' expression. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1420 For some reason, I’m filled with the urge to stand completely still. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1421 I like this more recent work. She's really crossed over. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1422 I think I've decided: life imitates art. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1423 I don't know...to me, Yield is Yield, but the kid has a good walk. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1424 Sorry, I just could not resist the temptation to say "it's endearing" 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1425 These are all on loan from the NRA 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1426 Blatantly sexist, if you ask me. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
1427 All's I'm saying is that, yes, it's good. But it's not stop-you-in-your-tracks good. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1428 It looks EXACTLY like the one outside my thicket 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1429 How come they never show us standing up? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1430 What's the point? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1431 Doe,a deer,a female deer. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1432 As much as my work vilifies him, in some ways Henry Ford is my muse. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1433 Amazing how he catches the essence of family... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1434 I've heard the café here does a great carrot cake... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1435 Mother with child. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1436 Maybe we need better "headlight crossing" signs. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1437 That ones worth a lot of doe! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1438 Extraordinary use of the female form. It invokes the Circle of Life theme in a pre-roadkill context. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1439 His use of color is cautionary. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1440 I can't take my eyes of off this. It's like I'm stuck in these flood lamps. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1441 I'm no art critic, but give me a Leaping Stag any day 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1442 I prefer his earlier, white period--more reflective. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1443 And this was your great-great grandmother with your great uncle, who both, unfortunately, did not survive the Great Deer Crossing of ‘32. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1444 The work has a certain urgency to it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1445 It's really hard to imagine such an uncivilized time period. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1446 is this how savage we were that they had to have signs to warn the animals about us? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1447 The artist's overdependence on silhouettes makes me want to cross a busy highway. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1448 I think it's reductive. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1449 Just another stereotype! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1450 Did I tell you I was his muse? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1451 They're rather one-dimensional. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1452 The artist died in a car crash 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1453 hey that is my brother 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1454 His art is a bit too safe for my taste. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1455 The gratuitous nudity is a bit much. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1456 Too sentimental. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1457 This piece makes me feel cross. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
1458 This is a bad sign! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1459 Bambi: A Retrospective. 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
1460 When life was simple... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1461 How did my Christmas card get here? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1462 Eyes must be hard to draw 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1463 "Very safe... I prefer 'edgy' 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1464 Before she was a model I used to go out with her. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
1465 I still think it makes me look fat. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1466 How long have you been figure modeling? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1467 Doe,a deer,a female deer. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1468 As Grammy would've said, if they're not flyin', they're dyin'. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1469 Too busy. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1470 "I prefer these "early crossings" to the "late crossings" period. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1471 He really captures something essential about the highway-crossing experience. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1472 swipe left 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1473 It’s a very good likeness. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1474 It symbolizes that objects in mirror are closer than they appear 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
1475 I resent being objectified. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1476 I just don't get feminist art. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1477 Sometimes I wish we’d had kids 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
1478 This deer in the limelight gallery is a little derivative 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1479 How could anyone title this cute pair "Danger"? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
1480 I love the use of foreshadowing. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
1481 This tells me something about myself. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1482 They're serving chardonnay and a salt lick at the reception. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1483 It's titled "The Buck Stops Here." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1484 We didn't just cross the road 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1485 This was the pinnacle of his DoT period. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
1486 I don't know anything about road signs, but I know what I like. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
1487 I preferred the previous exhibit "STOP" and its related works. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
1488 I understand the artist has a preference for rural roadside displays. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
1489 Frankly, I've always found his yellow period overly cautious. 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
1490 It sure doesn't look like me. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1491 Miss Route 66 is so hot! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1492 No, actually, the artist isn't anonymous -- "Jane Doe" is the title. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1493 My mother pushed me into modelling at an early age. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1494 If you ask me, he's only interested in making a fast buck. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
1495 His work really took off after he was nailed by that semi. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1496 Why is it always you and Junior? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1497 I think these headlights over head are in bad taste. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1498 Illuminating them with headlights was crafty. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1499 Ah yes, another liberal artist working their agenda. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1500 But don't you think it makes my butt look big? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1501 That look? Well, I used car headlights. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1502 ADMISSION: Three Bucks. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1503 It's nice, but where are the trees? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1504 Rather Rubenesque, don’t you think? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1505 Perhaps you've seen my work on the side of the road. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1506 I looked so young and fit then. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1507 The "deer in the overhead lights" motif displays a subtle irony that I find appealing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1508 This one is called "Madonna With Blitzer." 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1509 I don't know about you Fred, but this one makes me want to pull over. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1510 I think the nudity highlights their vulnerability. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1511 It reminds me of my first wife, 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1512 This is the portrait of my wife and kid that was previously exhibited at mile marker 24. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1513 The car headlights illuminating the art were a nice touch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1514 His early road-signs just didn't capture the essence of the pending collision. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1515 So deerivative. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1516 My yearling could do that. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1517 Of course the father is left out of this one. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1518 She'll be impossible after this. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1519 So is it deers or deer? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1520 It's nice to see that his gig at Department of Transportation wasn't a dead end. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1521 This "kids go first" crap goes against the grain. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1522 'I know this family and they should stay off the road' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1523 Another single mother... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1524 I believe that the lack of a strong father figure in this particular sub genre of portraits leads ineluctably to the high observed mortality rates in asphalted grazing areas. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1525 Deer crossing signs give us a false sense of security. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1526 It's nice, but I prefer the more exuberant quality of the others. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1527 Tragically he ignored the message of his art. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1528 Yes, humans seem to love this sort of deer art; just look along their roads!. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1529 I'm sure it will bring a few bucks. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1530 The artist's use of light is mesmerizing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1531 I can definitely see the antecedents in the Paleolithic cave paintings. But is it really art? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1532 I’m not sure what I’m looking at, but I like it. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1533 The artist was at crossroads. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1534 That's right Buck, your grandma was a famous model , she studied fashion and "de sign"! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1535 Do they use Photoshop? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1536 I like this one. It makes us seem more vulnerable. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1537 Well son, I believe this is a good time for our conversation about the birds and the bees. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1538 The "art" happens when a car hits a deer. Seriously though– is it privileged to say I regret my MFA? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1539 Yes, this new piece is less derivative, but why do they always go to the left? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1540 I hate the lighting in this place. The whole "headlights" thing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1541 I do like the yellow though. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1542 Try not to fawn over this one. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1543 These early pieces are based on human depictions of us near highways. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1544 He paints from life 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1545 Always the side view. Uninspiring! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1546 Banal and one-dimensional. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1547 So, how ‘bout after this, we go stare at some headlights? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1548 I agree, the new installation isn't as exciting, but surely there is something to be gained by moving it indoors. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1549 This is driving me crazy, deer. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1550 I could have painted that. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1551 There is a strong feminist influence. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1552 Fred, if we were about to cross the road and you saw this sign, what would you do? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1553 It's feminine archetype signology rather than her usual patriarchy-oriented,herd-mentality,survival-of-the-fittest abstraction. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1554 I get it. So us guys are on our own. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1555 This is the weirdest memorial I've ever been to. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1556 I completely agree, Louie: she is a DILF. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1557 Several on my mother's side posed for Remington. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1558 No antlers. That's minimalism gone too far. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1559 expert opinion is that this one is a forgery. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1560 Frankly, I find it almost pedestrian in nature. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1561 Too soon. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1562 The proceeds go to a memorial fund for the artist's mother. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1563 I love it. I can almost hear the highway traffic. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1564 I thought his "Steep Grade" work was more inspired. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1565 Pedestrian, yes. But at least it’s not another ‘Keep your feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1566 I prefer to see them mounted on a wall like this, don't you? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1567 I don't know art but this seems rather two-dimensional and anthropocentric to me. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1568 This one hung in my room at Dartmouth. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1569 I've always told you the signs add ten pounds 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1570 That whole thing about us and headlights is fake news. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1571 It's so nice to see our ancestors preserved in amber. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1572 Bit late for a warning I'd say. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1573 Seems a bit.... derivative, doesn't it? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1574 It's sexist, but I like it 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1575 This painting makes me cross. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1576 I tried to capture the simplicity of telling my son, who sadly is no longer with us, to look both ways before sprinting across the highway. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1577 I was told there was going to be Champagne. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1578 It's a feminist piece. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
1579 He really captures that "caught in the headlights" expression. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1580 But now how will we know where to cross the road? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1581 I don't recall signing a release form. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1582 Brilliant! They're simple, yet they elicit a visceral sense of danger! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1583 My cousin saw this piece during its outdoor gallery tour through Maine. May he rest in peace... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1584 I'm not sure but, I think the buck behind me is gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1585 As a stay-at-home stag I find it sexist. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1586 So that's the way our ancestors looked when they used all fours. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1587 I see headlights. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1588 This one isn't hitting me like the other two. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1589 It's about doom. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1590 Men are always just a target. Why can't we be shown with our children? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1591 Beautiful example of Late Informational . 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1592 I think it marginalizes the role of the doe in society. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1593 I would bet two bucks to one this one brings the doe. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1594 We saw this last summer at the Venison Biennale. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1595 And the ceiling lamps symbolize headlights... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1596 Good efforts, but what's really needed is real headlight legislation. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1597 I would have liked a trigger warning. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1598 I still say this Bambsi guy is a fraud. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1599 Airport art is so mundane. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1600 I'm starting to sense a theme 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1601 overall, an unsatisfactory interpretation of our culture. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1602 I usually can't stand such overt appeals to the sentimental but...wow. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1603 But still, why we are crossing? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1604 Im frozen to this spot....it may be the over headlights 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1605 I met the model. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1606 "I know what I like, but whenever I see these on the road I run like hell"! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1607 The artist is telling us to ask ourselves, why did we cross the road? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1608 Of course nudes represent the highest form of art. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1609 Does this one make you feel a little horny? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1610 I call this "Doe and Fawn in the Headlights" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1611 Before self-driving cars, these were very important. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1612 They lack depth! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1613 This is an example of the Yellowstone Pluralistic Period. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1614 Oh deer god. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1615 the signs are everywhere 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1616 They died so that we may cross the road. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1617 We can see this stuff at home. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1618 It's too derivative. I prefer the Rothkos. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1619 Pedestrian 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1620 Are the bullet holes authentic, or ironic? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1621 I love stag pictures. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1622 To me this screams gender limiting in the role of child rearing...she is fine though. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1623 Here's the one! My cousin's wife and fawn were the models for this one - she died shortly after this. Sad story but they made it into a movie so the kid got rich. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1624 I think the artist is in a rut. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1625 My friend Fred was looking at that masterpiece on the side of the road, but now I haven't seen him since 1.2206 0.07211 68 59 3 6
1626 it says here, that he got his inspiration while driving 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1627 Im tired of the "single doe & fawn" depiction and we're always the ones leaping away. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1628 It's Surrealism, alright. Why cross the street when you can get it delivered next day for free? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1629 While I admire the sentiment, I find it derivative 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1630 Ah, a masterwork of the Xing dynasty. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1631 This DOT guy was really good. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1632 The lighting is what make this mesmerizing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1633 See? I told you what can happen! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1634 SENIOR BUCK: "YES..AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF AN EDGAR DEERGAS!" YOUNG BUCK: "ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S OBVIOUSLY A VINCENT VAN DOE!" 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1635 Our ancient cave paintings of them were better. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1636 I find this very pedestrian. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1637 Haven't we seen this before? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1638 The paintings here are a buck a dozen, but I bet this one is a lot of doe! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1639 I prefer his earlier work to this transitional, cross-over period. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1640 Ah, yes... the primitive symbols of our ancestor's presence. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1641 It's always Madonna and child! What about us stags? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1642 Of course this before the Lyme disease pandemic. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1643 How much do you think they were paid to pose like that? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1644 I don't really care for the juxtaposition of diagonal and horizontal. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1645 These are boring, let’s check out the horses. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1646 This one resulted in the end of her visionary Deer in the Headlights period. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1647 He's really played it safe since the incident. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
1648 Humans were bad artists. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1649 This collection must predate our bipedal evolution. I wonder if they were talking yet. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1650 Back then, it was impossible to find 4 shoes that fit. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1651 Prices for these skyrocketed after his death 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1652 Amazing! We've come a long way; it must be hard to roam on 4 legs. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1653 Clearly, art imitating life . . . 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1654 ...but eventually we decided it was either us or the cars 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1655 Symbols of male identity are eroding in this country. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1656 It's clearly a commentary on gender stereotypes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1657 Too sentimental. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1658 Hey, what's your sign? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1659 So simple. Doesn't even need a caption. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
1660 They could've at least gotten me from my good side. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1661 I like this one with the mother and child with their gaze frozen in the headlights. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
1662 A Retrospective: 20th Century Deer in Headlights 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1663 These prehistoric artists were able to depict our ancestors leaping and walking, but had not yet mastered the technique of three-dimensional representation. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1664 " Mother and child," you would've thought he could've been more original than that. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1665 It’s ironic that he got hit by the same pickup that his mother was strapped onto. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1666 I just love it when our government helps support the arts. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1667 I think it's derivative. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1668 Ah, yes...a rare work by Jane Doe... 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1669 Totally unrealistic body image but I like it.. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1670 Don't you see? It can be both reductive of our essence and yet somehow uplifting at the same time? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1671 Such an intense artist. He never saw or heard the car coming. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
1672 Hey, let's get out of here, you said this place would be crawling with Does. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1673 His roadside period really speaks to me. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1674 We're talking big bucks for this piece. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1675 Daring. I heard the artist got shot. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1676 I think this one really captures what it means to be a deer. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1677 Yes, Dear, but is it art ? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1678 Early U.S. 15. I really prefer his later work, especially his State Route 27 period. It's usually regarded as only a brief interlude before his Interstate works, but I feel he reached he reached his peak in composition and color use in S.R. 27. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1679 Finally, a relief from male images of dominance. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1680 Agreed. But 500,000 acorns seems a little steep. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1681 What is the artist saying here? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1682 Andy Warhol he is not! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1683 Let’s go, the dude on my left just farted. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1684 Yes, it is representational, but he lacks depth. And, all his work has an eerie sameness to it. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1685 Deep. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1686 This one is entitled 'Look the @#$ Out!' 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1687 He really captured their vulnerability 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1688 But why did the deer cross the road? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1689 Call me a Philistine, but I swear it's been done before 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1690 Pretty gender normative, if you ask me. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1691 Doesn’t need a caption...funny just as it is!!! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1692 Those were dark days when humans drove cars. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1693 These must be from the her 'yellow' period. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1694 It's priceless. It's an original Bambi." 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1695 She was hot but I wasn't a family kinda guy. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1696 I don't know art but I know what I like. Yowzah. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1697 It lacks a human element. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1698 My mama posed for that sign and lived to tell the story 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1699 I've never understood what people see in these. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1700 Trust me--they are in a better place. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1701 Quadrupedestrian. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1702 Lovely madonna and child. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1703 I was looking for something a little more non-representational. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1704 life's a rut. And then you die. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1705 There's a certain animalistic quality to this piece. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1706 I warned you this exhibit would make you horny. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1707 A bit pedestrian for my tastes. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1708 Ah, our evolution from two legs to four to upright two and opposable hooves. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1709 They are certainly minimalist. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1710 It captures the tension , but not the depth. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1711 And here we have the Madonna doe and child in yellow, portending his later martyrdom on the crossing. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1712 See -- even artistic geniuses can get into a rut. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1713 She's gained a lot of weight since this was done. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1714 I feel the artist is in a rut. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1715 I don't know anything about art but I know what makes me horny. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1716 I find his work two dimensional and repetitive. It just doesn't speak to me. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1717 I wouldn't buy it even if it did match our couch. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1718 Neat, concise design but just not feeling it as a political statement. Where's the terror, violence, caught in the headlights, emotional loss? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1719 Seriously, we need more of these in the forest. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1720 She looks so confident, doesn't she? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1721 He says that one day it just struck him. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1722 I think she’s really captured that deer-in-the-headlights look. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1723 I preferred his earlier Lascaux stuff. 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
1724 Stop fawning. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1725 This is all so surreal. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1726 primitive yes, but moving. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1727 I love the way it just leaps out at you. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1728 Simply too abstract. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1729 "Stag Party" -- is the title ironic? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1730 I’m glad they put the headlights in the ceiling. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1731 Van Doe's black on yellow period was very two dimensional. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1732 He is a very talented artist but such a nihilist. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1733 Deer in the Limelight 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1734 Not a buck in sight. Typical. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1735 I like them all, but I keep returning to the classic "Doe and Fawn". 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1736 I can't help but fawn over this one. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1737 OMG! She never told me I had a child! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1738 The mother got run over but the kid made it to a trophy room in Bozeman. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1739 Street art is always so much more authentic. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1740 Does that silhouette make me look fat? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1741 Her 'Bambi Years' are a bit too daunting for my taste 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1742 I've seen the signs, dude. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1743 This Roadkill Memorial really brings back the memories. Sure glad they have a gift shop. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1744 I prefer modernist abstract warning signs over these figurative pieces. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1745 This work says so much about the herd's condition and yet nothing at all. I love it! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1746 Call me crazy, but I preferred the taxidermy exhibit. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1747 Bias assumed, this is a big step up from her fallen rock period. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1748 This one was inspired by my ex right before she left with the kid. I call it, "Dear Double Crossing." 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1749 If only these signs were this well lit in real life... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1750 I think that's my ex-wife! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1751 So placid, so unhurried, so carefree. They're roadkill for sure. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1752 Frankly, I find his school crossing work to be more appealing 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1753 I just don't get outsider art. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1754 Much of Rudolph's earlier work depicted teen angst... the title of this piece here is "Don't Cross Me." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1755 Have you ever heard of the artist NYSDOT? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1756 This one is by Vincent Van Doe. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1757 I take your points - but the does the ironic subtext really justify the exacerbating potential of Deer Lives Matter? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1758 An obvious lack of depth perception - no wonder they're a hazard. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1759 I know that true artwork makes you feel uncomfortable but how about unsafe? 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
1760 I had found some really good hostas, so missed the photo shoot. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1761 Oscar Wild may coined "Life Imitating Art" but I'll bet he never dodged a 40 Ton Semi. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1762 I think it sucks. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
1763 I don’t care what they say, road-kill prevention signs are not art. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1764 and then they asked your mother to pose as the model for the sign.. her whole life changed and she never came back home again. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1765 It so captures the essence of "man with the headlights." 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
1766 Not enough deertail in my opinion. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1767 Naturally, I prefer pointillism. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
1768 At least we TRY to get out of the way. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1769 I really like how the artist broke with convention. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
1770 Rather primitive 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1771 It's just too abstract for my taste. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1772 That Darwin fellow said its for this that we do all the leaping and fighting. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1773 Sentimental drivel. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1774 Powerful symbolism -- it just leaps out at you, doesn't it? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
1775 This one is titled "Mother and Child Xing" 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1776 I know the deer that posed for these and believe me he's no stag. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1777 It's a cautionary tale. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1778 Finally, works for us to fawn over. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1779 Human art is so primitive. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1780 I don't know... I've never really got these. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1781 The exhibit represents a crossover point in the artist's career. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1782 It's a good thing she looked before she leaped 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1783 Kind of makes you wish we weren't color blind, doesn't it? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1784 It feels a bit...derivative. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1785 You know Doris, I just don't understand modern art. What is the artist trying to say? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1786 The card says, “Deer Meandering.” What’s THAT all about? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1787 More stereotypes of the 'disengaged buck'. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1788 It must suck to become famous for your work when you're dead. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1789 Unless it's on their phone, do you really think they'll see it? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1790 Primitive, but promising 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1791 The amber background evokes the imminent danger Bambi's mother faces, and thus the artist reminds us of life's tenuous and fleeting nature. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1792 Do they actually target us? 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1793 There is a family resemblance 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1794 I am transfixed every time I see one of these 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1795 You can tell that the artist was at a crossroads. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1796 There is a nuance of line in this piece I don't find in the other works. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1797 After these sell I think we should move into soup cans. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1798 I think this is a sign we should have a kid. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1799 Yes, that's my wife, but that's not my kid. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1800 It's better than a "Bullseye" 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1801 I prefer the DOT's non-reflective "Madonna and Child" myself. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1802 Are we set on yellow? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1803 As much as I like simplicity I'd rather see the artist add some wild berries and nuts. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1804 Less is more, but it's nothing to fawn over. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1805 I would say our "keep the roads free for deers" campaign is a success. Where is our lobbyist with that ban on the headlights? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1806 Her recent red octogon series just wasn't moving. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1807 Decoration is asked to be dearly pleasing, dearly embellishing, and the functional logic of Modernism leaves no room, apparently, for such dearness. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1808 Can you belive it!: an art show at the highway administration! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1809 Blitzen, old sport, maybe we should've fought a little harder for paternity leave. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1810 How did we ever survive the internal combustion engine era? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1811 It is misleading them. Deer lives matter. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1812 Another Madonna and Child? How unoriginal. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1813 This one really struck me 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1814 Middle Deer: Hmm, when did we use our arms to walk? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1815 This one has sexual harassment written all over it. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1816 A tad doe-eyed for me to be honest. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1817 It's about time we took a stand. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1818 They are meant to give us a false sense of security. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1819 The Natural History Museum has gone leaps and bounds with this exhibit. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1820 Ugh, they never get it right. Those are elk, we are deer. When will they learn? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1821 Look Dasher, isn't that your wife and kid? It looks like they're the stars of this exhibition. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
1822 These works examine the very essence of our existence and our relationships with human transportation 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1823 It’s called “The bucks stop here.” 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1824 So this is the famous Jane Doe... 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1825 OK, I'll have the brakes checked this week! 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1826 I mean, I could do that. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1827 Would ya look at the antlers on that one. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1828 For having thumbs, humans aren't great at drawing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1829 I told you there was money in nude modeling. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1830 Hmmm...yes....it's his yellow phase. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1831 I can't stop looking at it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1832 I really love the artist's use of color in this one. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1833 These have started the Cautionary movement. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1834 It manages to be poignant without being cloying. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1835 Ah. From his Madoenna Period. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1836 I was the first buck she ever made. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1837 Ah, those were the days, huh? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1838 Without context, I'm lost. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1839 Can you imagine, The Times critic calls it, "pedestrian"? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1840 It’s hard to believe we evolved from that! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1841 Life becomes somehow more profound in the abstract. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1842 I dunno, looks overly simplistic, flat and only 2 colors. We're so much more! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1843 Remember when Briney and Diedra sat for that one .. they had to hold the pose for hours, with Pachelbel canon in d playing over and over and over . 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1844 Dada? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1845 I see they moved the deer crossing to where there's less traffic. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1846 They're awfully naked 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1847 Ah, here it is, the famous 'Virgin and Child'. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1848 Poor little Bambi doesn't know what coming next. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1849 The yellow background adds 10 pounds. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1850 I think the subtext is more intriguing than the obvious message. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
1851 They should put out warnings signs with this smut. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1852 I can see its merit, but I prefer his No Hunting series. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1853 They're calling it "Abstract Elkspressionisn" 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1854 I resent how objectifying this is. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1855 I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1856 Nice postmodern exhibiting an ironical yet playful treatment of the fragmented subjects. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1857 Yellow has always washed me out. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1858 I just don't get modern art. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1859 This work screams caution. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1860 When you think about it, the apes really were instrumental in distracting the humans during our takeover. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1861 I just don't think it captures our grace. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1862 I don't know if it's art, but I know what I like 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1863 It means we're no longer needed, she'll take it from here. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1864 This artist always paints our dark side! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1865 Got to tell ya, Ralph, the buck stops here. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1866 This is a little too Bambi for my taste. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1867 I don’t know ... I find him so condescending. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1868 I'm getting a sense of danger from this piece. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1869 Notice how it downplays that caught-in-the-headlights look. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1870 I understand that the work is based on a Paul Simon song. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1871 The art market is very stagnant right now. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1872 "I heard the artist demands big bucks for his work". 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1873 His work is very expensive given his untimely and ironic death. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1874 They really should provide a trigger warning on these. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1875 Jane is *not* going to like what they've done here. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1876 It feels pedestrian to me. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1877 I grant that it conveys the subjects' emotional attachment with a certain accessibility and freshness, even immediacy. But without a stronger sense of montage, I find that it merely signifies in a hopelessly derivative way. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1878 I find this to be totally deerivative. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1879 Ah, to be crossing the road again as a young stag! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1880 It's about crossing boundaries. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1881 Well, these "family values" images aren't on the interstates as yet... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1882 And yet, history teaches us nothing. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1883 This one was inspired by our fifth poet laureate: Alfred, Lord Venison. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1884 And this is my "Dear Crossing". 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1885 His early work is very good, but his later stuff is utter roadkill 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
1886 Ah, this one's titled, 'Missing The Buck'. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1887 This one's dedicated to my wife. I call it 'Dear Double Crossing,....' 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1888 No, no, no...I'm not looking at her, I'm looking at the kid. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1889 Why'd you come if you are only going to criticize? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1890 Got to be your relatives--no depth. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
1891 Delightfully unexpected, yet lacking a certain ... je ne sais crois. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1892 I think that's Betty and her son Ronnie 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
1893 It´s a cross between a Remington and a Landseer. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1894 These were found on overgrown, ancient highways. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
1895 I think it is a sign of some sort 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1896 ¨Why are they crawling on the ground like animals?¨ 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1897 It lies midway between sign and image. It is just as far from the literal prose of the utilitarian as from the diffuse poetry of the traditional image. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
1898 I don't know why everyone is fawning over this one. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1899 Bambi, of course. But what IS the name of his mother? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1900 Highly deerivative, if you ask me. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1901 This one has real stopping power. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1902 I still don't understand why this is considered so controversial. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1903 This one's really deep. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1904 MOMA: Deer In Headlights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1905 It’s a sign of fertility. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1906 Oh, look! This was taken prior to the Enlightenment Period...they are still on all fours.... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1907 This one's a little too serene for me. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1908 Looks better with headlights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1909 I'm sick and tired of the single-mother trope. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1910 Crazy times when we used to live amongst animals 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1911 Maybe it's me, but I have trouble relating to this feminist art--it seems so pedestrian! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1912 They say the sheet metal adds ten pounds. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1913 Don't look up. Bob was frozen for hours last weekend by those lights. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1914 It's well executed, but is it relevant today? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1915 What does it for me is the warmth of domesticity, overlaid with that _soupçon_ of danger. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1916 It's just all so pedestrian. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1917 Long ago, during the war, humans used these to warn each other of our approach. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1918 The artist is famous. I know I've seen his art somewhere before. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1919 She's got your legs! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1920 Ah yes, primitive 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1921 wow, her legs go all the way up the her shoulders! A true super model. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1922 Here you can see the influence of Walt Disney's 1942 film Bambi. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1923 Ma-DOE-nah and child. Rather trite, don't you think? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1924 I did not have sex with that doe! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1925 Let's over overcome the stereotype and say something. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1926 It really creates a sense of foreboding 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1927 With you it's always my way or the highway! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1928 Why do you always drag me to these things? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1929 Back then, we seldom heard a discouraging word. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1930 A whole series on our black brothers! How quaint!? Desert habitants? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1931 I don't think they capture our essence. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1932 Personally, I like to be photographed by headlight. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1933 Look at the tail on that one! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1934 We'll I'll be. Do you know who that is? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1935 Even the title of the series, “Found Art,” is reductive. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1936 I love this museum. No matter where you turn, you have the right of way. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1937 You can tell, she's just in it for the bucks. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1938 I think it's a tasteful nude. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1939 Nice to get out of the woods every now and then, soak up a little culture. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1940 Oh deer. Oh deer. Oh deer. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1941 I suspect it would make more sense with the audio guide, but the damn things keep getting tangled in my antlers. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1942 This one makes me want to yell, 'Get out of the road!' 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1943 She was cute but always played hard to hit. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1944 Dasher has become such a sell-out. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1945 This one makes me horny. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1946 The narrative is a cautionary one. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1947 Wait 'til you see the Jackson Pollocks. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1948 These would be better with headlights instead of recessed lights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1949 I don't know--maybe it's a metaphysical study of what it means to be an edge species. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1950 Yet they still drive right into us. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1951 Here he is with his mother before he became a DOT posterchild. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1952 Will that caution sign change your behavior? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1953 Looks like an early John Doe 1.1967 0.07325 61 54 2 5
1954 I don't get it. What are we looking at? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1955 It's really missing it's Xing. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1956 there's just something about this one that speaks to me 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1957 Like a deer in overhead lights 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1958 And these are when we walked on all fours and were hypnotized by headlights. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1959 Vincent Van Doe is a genius. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1960 A sign of the times. More van Nogh than Gogh. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1961 We used to be out there creating chaos. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1962 Yeah, we met in the 60s and had a great time together. But the kid, she could have been from any one of us. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1963 I always preferred his blue period. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1964 You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1965 Hmm - Madonna & child theme suffused by an inchoate sense of foreboding... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1966 I see the juxtaposition of the outlines of the subject matter and the overbearing yellow holds some kind of warning. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1967 The geometric minimalism works in such unexpected ways. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1968 Ok, I'll buck up: "derivative and misoginist" 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1969 I think it means headlights are nearing" 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1970 Finally, something original 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1971 So placid, so unhurried, so carefree. They're roadkill already. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1972 I find this very insensitive to single fathers. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
1973 I see that he is out of his rut. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1974 All from a DOT warehouse, I think - no bullet holes. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1975 Life was so simple in the sign age. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1976 Say, doesn't that look like Jane Doe and her kid before that terrible accident they had? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1977 Buck, look at this one! They call it art. 1.1967 0.07325 61 54 2 5
1978 The headlights in the ceiling make it hard to stop staring. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1979 Last month, it was a display of headlights. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1980 I've never been much of a fan of nouveau-roadkill. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1981 What is it saying to you? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1982 "This stuff is tame. I was expecting something edgy like roadkill! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1983 I disagree Carl. I find it hauntingly ironic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1984 Nudes in modern art is so cliche'. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1985 Bambi Warhol is a hack. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1986 He's captured the frightened, deer-in-the-headlights emotions of the subject matter that's absent from his earlier works. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1987 Why yellow? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1988 This will really tie my den together. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1989 He was one of the most prolific artists of the last century. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1990 That's you and your mother before you learned to jump. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1991 These crossing signs are boring. When do we visit the Mating Season Rituals exhibit? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1992 Have you ever seen so much photoshopping in your life?!? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
1993 I may not know art, but I know what I like. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1994 Humans, apparently, speed up for majesty and slow down for motherhood. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1995 I'm told this gallery usually gets a lot of traffic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1996 It says the artist was born in Venice, son 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1997 The composition, the configuration and, of course, the narrative... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1998 I like how he hides the details in shadows. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
1999 Yeah, yeah. But it's all so deerivative. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2000 My kid could have painted these. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2001 But is It Art? Art looks a lot fatter. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2002 Pop Art in the Wild. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2003 I was only three months old when that painting was done 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
2004 What do ya think? Yours or mine? 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
2005 Anyone know which is for undecided? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2006 Her earlier work was so pedestrian 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2007 I guess I'll never understand this modern art. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2008 He only paints by headlight. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2009 I love what it says about the mother-child paradigm. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2010 Oh well then you definitely won't like his later work. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2011 This one should sell for a lot of doe. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2012 I like this one for school crosssings! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2013 Same title as the other two- "Deer Crossing." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2014 I guess this feministic work is just a sign-of-the-times. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2015 Good, but not as compelling as headlights. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2016 Too abstract for my taste. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2017 I understand the 'after' renderings are housed in a separate gallery. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2018 I have always favored the nudes. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2019 Headlights Retrospective 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2020 This one I painted from memory. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2021 "New" Work? How about 2 stags and a baby? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2022 After a while, if you’ve seen one “Madonna and Child” you’ve seen them all. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2023 I like the family-oriented theme. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2024 Thats the wife and kid. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2025 And here we have the artist's muse 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2026 So poignant, yet I find the nudity rather gratuitous. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
2027 Oh look at that, you were such a sweet little boy… 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
2028 I wonder which part of this sign says hit us with a car 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
2029 You caught in ceiling lights, too? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
2030 The last time I saw this, I was struck by NSPR8TN. Unfortunately, it drove away. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
2031 Their eyes seem to follow me wherever I move around the room. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2032 Now this piece, Paternal Fawning by the late John Doe, is exemplary of the American transgender-crossover movement. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2033 I find the work deerivative 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2034 Just imagine: perfectly preserved, early deer cave paintings.... 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
2035 Quadrupedalism as art. I love it. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2036 ‘Another rutting season weeks away and I am out of shape again… Jim relax, they’re photoshopped - I have never seen a doe that skinny in the wild’ 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2037 Well, it's said that all the great artists started out doing family portraits. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2038 I hear the stag had his own set of headlights. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2039 I hear he derives his material from personal experience. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2040 Why can't Peggy just use Facebook like everyone else? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2041 This one is only two bucks?! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2042 I see a little silhouette of a lamb. Didn't know that Freddie Mercury could paint. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2043 Eh. My fawn could do that. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2044 I remember her. That kid could be mine. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2045 How does it make me feel? Like a deer in the headlights. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2046 At least it's not the 'deer in the headlights' look. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2047 I have a sense of Caution when I view her paintings. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2048 I liked his earlier headlight work better. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2049 I've seen better art tattooed on my ass. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2050 aren't we color blind? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2051 Can't put my finger on it but this does look familiar... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2052 Everything in here is big bucks. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2053 My wife and little boy had to pose three days for this one. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2054 ...it has the vibrance of a Lichtenstein with the urgency of a NYDOT. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2055 It says 'Deer X-ing' but was clearly also target practice. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2056 So this is what they mean when they say "caught in the headlights"! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2057 Retouching makes such a difference. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2058 And that's the problem these days; the does are always letting the fawns take the lead. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2059 Rich in atavistic symbology, yet calming and prosaic! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2060 Post post modern art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2061 I think I've come across this before. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2062 Keith Haring did it better. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2063 It’s widely believed that before they went extinct, humans revered us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2064 Stylistically, he’s in a rut. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2065 I truly believe good art can change hearts and minds... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2066 I really like this Madonna and Child. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2067 It feels obvious. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2068 Color field, transitional stick figures...saved a lot of us! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2069 This piece marked a significant crossover point in the burgeoning doeist movement. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2070 It speaks to me with a quiet intensity. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2071 It's nice, but it doesn't seem right some how. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2072 Fawn has grown up so much, hasn't she ? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2073 I don't know. A greeting card maybe. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2074 It makes you ask the big questions like ‘Why do talking deer exist and why is this what we display in our art galleries?’ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2075 I find this one moving. He did the others just to make a buck. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2076 It wasn't so long ago that these were everywhere. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2077 Well, you have to ask yourself how it will look in a forest. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2078 His retrospective last year at the DMV was sensational. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2079 Simple and sentimental, yet it speaks to me on primitive level. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2080 She was a good model , but she got run over anyway. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2081 The headlights really do add ten pounds... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2082 It's good, but I still prefer the earlier Andeer Warhol, don't you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2083 Have you noticed that they always depict our women without a tail? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2084 Who's the model for the new crossing artwork? She's hot! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2085 These post modern works just don't do it for me like the old signs. And where is the 'deer xing' I ask you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2086 Sometimes he missed the mark during his yellow period 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2087 They were a species we now refer to as Two Legged Petroleum Burners 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2088 This one really speaks to me. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2089 'Madonna of the Crossroad' by that early modern master. We're pretty sure humans gathered around these to pray to us. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2090 Maybe self-driving cars will save our ass. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2091 The lighting in this place reminds me of headlights. It's totally tasteless." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2092 I see what the artist is striving for, but my mother would never let me lead when crossing the street. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2093 I'm told this is from his fallow period. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2094 I still can't believe it was only a buck to get in 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2095 I love the way he does children. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2096 Quit staring like a deer caught in spotlights! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2097 Ma-doe-na and child. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2098 We were young and rent was cheap... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2099 This piece is not worth a hundred bucks 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2100 I've never been a big fan of conceptual art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2101 He was the arguably the best wildlife artist ever known in the road department. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2102 Have you ever noticed how it's always the doe home watching the fawn? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2103 Crossing for wimps, I guess. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2104 His work is very self-reflective. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2105 His greatest masterpiece: "Birth of Venison." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2106 I heard she just got divorced 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2107 "Jeez. I think I already saw this on the highway. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2108 I can’t help but think it’s a warning. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2109 It's called "save the women and children" 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2110 Bambi looks so much happier now that she has found a new home. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2111 A good rendition of Beatrice and little Buck, don't you think? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2112 I only modeled for the other ones. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2113 It might go well with the sectional. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2114 It gets old, don't you think? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2115 The symbolism is clear, it's the repetitive black-on-grey that loses me. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2116 This color palette makes me feel safe and less vulnerable. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2117 Gender stereotypes are still pervasive apparently. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2118 His work was so much better before he went commercial. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2119 I could fawn over this piece all season. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2120 The prints really don't do justice to the originals. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2121 A great artist, but a greater deeritarian, she saved millions of lives. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2122 These lights are very distracting. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2123 Her lines reveal the best of reindeer breeding. Makes you slow down and look. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2124 What's the gender specific pronoun for John Doe? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2125 Dear, this exhibit is so good I think they will probably be taking it on the road! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2126 Curious,why are they all on a yellow background? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2127 That's our latest grandchild! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2128 Funny, I see an old woman in a scarf. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2129 if he really wants to develop as an artist, he has to look beyond himself 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2130 Yes, an excellent example of post-minimalist Madonna and Child. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2131 It's very sexist. Totally dismisses the srag"s critical role. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2132 Ironic how the artist died 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2133 You know his prices have doubled since he got hit by that car. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2134 As I read it, the artist has attempted to render several gender-focused cultural trends via a study in group portraiture: Equal opportunity, family values, and the buck stops here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2135 I think I liked his Ewe period better. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2136 What do you think about this one, dear? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2137 I like how they point out where to cross 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2138 I believe there's some doe in representational art once again. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2139 I find his work derivative. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2140 He's in season, all right - I hear he's venison. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2141 It just hits too close to home. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2142 This is a creative alternate reality from the human crossing signs we normally contend with. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2143 It doesn't speak to me. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2144 I think it's too derivative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2145 This artist really captures us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2146 It's a rather mediocre Mother and Child in Headlights rendition. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2147 I am really struggling to understand this one. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2148 Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I prefer staring into the headlights. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2149 I'm not sure what the artist is saying either. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2150 Such beautiful work and with this lighting I can't seem to look away 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2151 Seriously? My three-year old could paint that. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2152 Human roads were some fucked up shit. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2153 This overhead lighting reminds me of car headlights. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2154 Ancient human heiroglyphs 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2155 I'll deny I said this ... but once you've seen one of us, you've seen us all. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2156 Quit your fawning, it's just street art. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2157 His work captures his sense of impending doom so palpably! Imagine what more he could have accomplished. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2158 If you cross your eyes just right it looks like a sailboat. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2159 It speaks to me.... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2160 That's an early profile of him, done before his career as an Xing sign model really took off. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2161 We still to this date wonder why the ancient human used these for their "roads" 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2162 I don't understand this modern stuff. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2163 I'm liking this a lot more than last month's roadkill exhibit. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2164 Bold forms. But the artist clearly intended for it to be naturally lit. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2165 I still don't like the way he appropriates our culture. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2166 For me it's a stark and cautionary expression of the mother-child dynamic. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2167 I’ve always found they’re yellow period alarming. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2168 What do you think it means? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2169 Ever since abstract impressionism went out of style I do notice that we're hit by cars a heck of a lot less. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2170 Caveman art is so much better, but at least we're not being hunted here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2171 I always crossed wherever I wanted 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2172 They say art inspires primal instincts? Maybe that's why I want to charge the wall... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2173 Since only stereotypes are being shown here, I think we ought to kneel. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2174 I hear that the Smokey the Bear exhibit is breathtaking. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2175 What is this, a horse? Where are the damn antlers? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2176 It's overpowering. I'm gruntless. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2177 My faun could do that. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2178 The buck stopped there obviously ! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2179 We are NOT walking home... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2180 "Matisse? No. National Geographics? Not sure. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2181 I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of the Bambi narrative. 1.1897 0.07153 58 51 3 4
2182 I don't know. I still find it a bit derivative. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2183 Personally, I prefer his blue period. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2184 My thought is since we mainly get hit at night we should be orange and the sign should be black 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2185 What a waste of time--especially for three bucks! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2186 These ancient artifacts are so illuminating. Hard to believe deer used to live like this. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2187 And here we have Mondeeron, abstract expressionist, "Madoena" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2188 Ah, Vincent van Doe. Much more refreshing than that Buckson Pollock exhibit. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2189 I don't know what I'm looking at here. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2190 It all seems so mundane. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2191 Too pastoral for my taste. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2192 I always wanted to model. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2193 You're right- it does resemble Ronnie. Before the accident of course. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2194 I don't understand modern art. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2195 I swear I met those two outside of Jackson Hole last fall. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2196 I just don't like it, I'm a minimalist. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2197 What do you think the artist is trying to tell us? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2198 Mondrian-Lichenstein influences are profound, but a nod to ‘Dogs Playing Poker. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2199 She was warned about her frisky behavior. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2200 Those were the good old days when we walked on all fours. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2201 Caution dear, you don't want to buy the first one you've run across. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2202 I thought that this was "stag night" at the museum. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2203 Many of us died because of your Uncle Buck. He was sick and twisted. He stole these pieces for "art". If it weren't for the motorcycle accident that ended his life and brought attention to his work, we'd still be living in the forest. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2204 Realism is so passe. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2205 Modernistic, yet tempered by early 19th century sensibilities 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2206 I just don't see why it always has to be so political. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2207 He is best known for his yellow period. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2208 I'm convinced she'd still be with us if the sign had only had a buck on it. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2209 His earlier work was more pedestrian. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2210 Yeah, but where are they crossing TO? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2211 I know it’s very literal, but we didn’t fair too well during surrealism. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2212 We had no idea he'd be famous. It just seemed like an easy way to make 50 bucks. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2213 "For verisimilitude, I'm told, headlights were chosen. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2214 A fine example from his domestic period. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2215 She looks fat in this one. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2216 This NRA Art Gallery, Harry . . . are you sure it's not a set-up? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2217 These are the signs that humans used to warn of our presence, before we took over. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2218 If I'd only known! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2219 They will never understand us. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2220 That's what the artist wants you to think, but no, their the same size . . . one's just further away! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2221 It's a sign that art is crossing a new threshold. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2222 Bambi’s early work relies too much on foreshadowing for my taste. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2223 I dunno...any 5-year old could do this. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2224 The kid looks alot like you Ralph... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2225 This one really makes you want to stop and think. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2226 Must be a shortage of red nose stickers! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2227 If humans crossed at signs like these we wouldn't have run over that grandma on Christmas Eve. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2228 I hear that if you stare for too long, you die. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2229 It must be outsider art. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
2230 I detest Impressionism. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2231 His images of family life are so evocative. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2232 I still didn't get paid for that sitting. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2233 That's Bambi, I'm sure of it. I'd recognize her anywhere. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2234 Life was a lot simpler back then. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2235 Since the two-legged ones finally departed for Mars in their fiery chariots we have celebrated our freedoms every year on that date, Musk Day. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2236 Very predictable. Two deer crossings and BINGO! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2237 Sadly, this is the only known drawing of me and mom. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2238 This leads me to believe that at one time there were African American deer. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2239 Oh, dear. Just what we need, another conservative artist. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2240 The still life paintings are in another wing. These are deer life paintings. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2241 They're calling it Life Imitates Art! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2242 I find his work so reductive. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2243 It's obvious that they're crossing, but what is the aesthetic trying to tell us? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2244 It just doesn't make me feel safer 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2245 Why can’t you look like that? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2246 I know it's a bit reductive, but I'm captivated by its vulnerability. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2247 The normalization of pornography is both scintillating and alarming. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2248 Hard to know, but I saw something similar in the Lascaux caves. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2249 Although primitive and somewhat utilitarian, they do have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2250 The Disney influence. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2251 I misunderstood - I thought you said it was a Stag Party. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2252 Don't worry, son, they are only reproductions. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2253 Why should humans even care, they get a new car! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2254 ... me a name I call myself ... and that will bring us back to doe doe doe doe ... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2255 Deerly Departed 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2256 These were painted before the artist went mad and cut his antlers off. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2257 I'm confused. Are these dressing rooms or warnings? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2258 But does the world really need another Madonna and Child? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2259 This one strikes at one's loins. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2260 Hey look at that. Wait is that's me!!!!!!! 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
2261 I find traffic art, amusing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2262 It's a sign for the family restroom. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2263 Indeed. There are all dear to me. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2264 Ahh, those dangerous days before Self-Driving cars. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2265 I bet this one is worth a few bucks. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2266 Eh...middle of the road, at best. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
2267 It's called 'deer in spotlight.' 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2268 Isn't that nice-they added Junior. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2269 Say, I've got an idea for a racy magazine. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2270 This is from his Bambi period. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
2271 But what is the sign really saying? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2272 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2273 They're reproductions, of course. It was would have been unethical to move the originals. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
2274 I must say I'm partial to the prancing bucks, but this one suggests a deeper meaning behind the seasonal rut. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2275 It's certainly modern, but I miss the Impressionists. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2276 Why depict them crawling I wonder? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2277 I guess the buck doesn't always stop there. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2278 Spoiler alert: Things don't end well for the mother. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2279 This one speaks to me. Possibly because the doe looks a lot like my mother did. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2280 It's just so quadrupedal. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2281 This piece really moves me. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
2282 This really captures the family dynamic. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
2283 What captivates me most is my objectivity. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2284 . This was, of course, before his "Road Kill" period. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
2285 I think it should be hung a little lower 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2286 It says that humans used to view these pictures while driving at high speeds along paved roadways...how odd? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2287 His primary models were Cecil and Doreen but they got hit by a car. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2288 Eh...he's repeating himself. 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
2289 Actually, I prefer action portraits over still life. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
2290 Quite endeering, wouldn't you say? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2291 Not a big fan of his still lives. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2292 His work is too derivative. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2293 Where's the trigger warning? 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2294 They might as well just put up a big sign that says, "here we are - go ahead and shoot!" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2295 But you could see it as the doe nudging the fawn into traffic, in which case the piece takes on a whole new meaning. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2296 On the whole, I like Remington better. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2297 That's me and mother - she died on route 80 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2298 We had so much fun, when we were young, didn't we? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2299 The 'Does Matter' movement is having an effect 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2300 She's had work done. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2301 His earlier work was soooo sentimental! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2302 This one makes me look fat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2303 That's Dave. Before he lost his visitation rights. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2304 The subaqueous qualities of the spatiality tend to...CAR!!!! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2305 You don't see the real detail without headlights. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2306 I just feel like my fawn could have made this 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2307 Bambi’s Mom. Breaks your heart. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2308 Strangely, the domesticity of this scene both attracts and repulses me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2309 No, it wasn't Oliver Stone or Francis Ford Coppola. It was Michael Cimino. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2310 Makes me want to dart across the street just to show them I'm not so one dimensional! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2311 He didn't get the nose quite right 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2312 It doesn't seem ironic to me. Now Warhol's soup cans. That's irony. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2313 I just love the contrast. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2314 I miss them so much... 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2315 Looks just like her mother. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2316 They're not as smart as we think ! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2317 I find road art rather pedestrian. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2318 I think I knew her. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2319 I find them derivative and simplistic. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2320 How come everyone always looks like they're having more fun than me? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2321 Transitive art. Always a favorite. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2322 I think it's an expression on helicopter parenting. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2323 It doesn' t convey the angst of his other work. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2324 Just another bit of art that hammers absentee fathers. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2325 This one is from his early black on yellow period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2326 The relative reality of the likeness to our species, is in and of itself, reactionary. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2327 For, a Deer, a female deer........ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2328 I preferred the artist's last show, out on Old Route 7. This venue feels much too safe. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2329 cold be yours, could be mine 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2330 Indeed, the artist's fertile period. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2331 I'm rather fawned of this one 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2332 Be honest. Does this picture make me look fat? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2333 The original is so much smaller than I expected 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2334 Honestly, this piece feels a bit deerivative. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2335 I call this series "Deer In Recessed Lighting" 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2336 This one doesn't really leap off the canvas 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2337 I think Mother-Child art is an over used cliche. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2338 Obviously airbrushed. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2339 Why are they always minimalist silhouettes? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2340 I believe I slept with both of the models. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2341 I like these so much better than his ‘Construction Zone’ show last year. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2342 I think they needed a Dad in that one too - creates even more sympathy. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2343 I think they call it 'road art'. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2344 We can always count on the DMV to put on the best art exhibitions. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2345 We should never have sold the rights to the photographer. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2346 That looks like my wife and daughter. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2347 I, for one, am encouraged by the inclusion of the female graze. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2348 It was his "In the Headlights" period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2349 Bambi's mother? I fucked her. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2350 That's a nice likeness of Mom and Bambi. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2351 Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2352 It lacks depth. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2353 I find the overhead lighting startling 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2354 See these everywhere. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2355 Did Schjeldahl say the art world is a safe space for the dominated or denominated? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2356 Those were the days 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2357 I hear they call it found art. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2358 So prosaic... I much prefer works from his "post-collision" period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2359 I just can't accept that we descended from those creatures. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2360 How can it symbolize "Deer Crossing" if it doesn't have antlers? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2361 Another VanDogh? My hooves are killing me! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2362 By passing the buck, we'll save some doe. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2363 It's a remarkable use of reflective sheeting... much brighter than I expected. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2364 Curb Your Fawning 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2365 I passed the buck. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2366 Without the post, it's not modern. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2367 This was recovered more recently - also of unknown origin, but demonstrating a primitive appreciation of form. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2368 WE NEED A SIGN TO PROTECT US FROM THE HUNTERS. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2369 More than a bit kitschy, wouldn’t you say? … I much prefer his blue period! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2370 I told her she could take him but not to stop to take pictures. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2371 This is it? These are our ancestors? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2372 When I heard this was a Dada exhibition, I didn't expect to see my father. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2373 Hmmpf. Appealing to our animal instincts. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2374 More pastoral, less alarmist certainly. Unlike his earlier phases , I agree. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2375 I don't mind the people; it's the darn cars that concern me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2376 Cognitive doessonance 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2377 Black on dark gray, the artists color palette is inspiring. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2378 The art is interesting...but the security guard with the hunting rifle at the entrance is a tad unsettling... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2379 Yes, but as a buck, don't you think we're equally victimized by gender role stereotyping? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2380 And this was during my Warning Period 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2381 Classic, yes, but I can’t help finding the Bambi School a bit cloying. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2382 I miss mom. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2383 It is surreal, because they are walking on four legs! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2384 What do you mean 'it doesn't speak to you?' 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2385 It's the biggest exhibit of its kind, there are deer crossing signs for the next 3 miles. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2386 Nice rump, huh. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2387 I did that before it was cool. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2388 The original is hanging in the Houvre. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2389 oh deer! we are on display 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2390 They're okay, I guess, but they really can't compete with the ones that the Lascaux people did. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2391 It seems like the artist might be in a rut 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2392 They keep getting the antlers in the wrong spot. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2393 What is this? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2394 But is it art? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2395 It certainly provokes discussion. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2396 None of this art is hung well. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2397 I wonder what xing means 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2398 And that's why you need to use protection son. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2399 This modern art with all its nudity, well I don't like it son. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2400 They're beautiful, but come from an unsigned edition. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2401 Silhouettes on school bus yellow seem derivative yet convey a certain sense of ennui. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2402 Derivative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2403 The artist seems to be playing with the concept of flatness. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2404 I hate realism. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2405 Did I ever tell you that my ex-wife was a model? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2406 The lighting is all wrong. The headlights should be shining straight at the subjects, not down from above. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2407 Watch how the eyes look like they are in the headlights when you move. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2408 Technically they are warning signs but I find them far more soothing than his last series with those bullseyes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2409 We were so young and beautiful when we posed for this series. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2410 They really captured her Silhouette 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2411 It really doesn't capture me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2412 It means 'Beware of silhouettes.' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2413 It's post-Paleolithic 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2414 I am transfixed by her enigmatic smile. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2415 Reminds me of an old flame I ran into. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2416 I feel like this is a much larger statement about our proliferation as a species. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2417 Try telling kids today what it was like growing up back then. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2418 Further propagation of the stereotype that none of us are nurturers. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2419 Call me biased, but I much prefer the Fawnist movement to the Fauvist one. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2420 Back in the day, we used to be signs. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2421 I can't seem to appreciate the artist's message under these lighting conditions. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2422 There's a neo-crypto-feminist slant that betrays a patently fawning need to please. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2423 Our yearling could do better than this. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2424 Today's our last day, tomorrow they bring in the Moose's. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2425 since the artist died in a hit and run, my investment in these has doubled 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2426 It moves me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2427 The works are staggered unevenly in this show. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2428 His yellow period was his most creative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2429 Venison Van Gogh Museum. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2430 Are they really doing anyone any good cooped up in a museum? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2431 If you stare at it long enough and unfocus your eyes, you can see three-dimensional headlights coming right at you. 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
2432 I love the way these antelopes play. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2433 I like how the use of yellow symbolizes headlights 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2434 Let's go and see the picture of your Dad leaping, before that nasty tour bus turned up 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2435 I posed for this as a fawn. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
2436 I know it's art, but do they have to be naked? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2437 These artifacts predate the uprising, back when we pretended to walk on all fours. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2438 She would have been a great mother. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
2439 Sexism is getting out of hand. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2440 I'd get caught in headlights to paint like that. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
2441 I really yield to this artist's work. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2442 I just don't get abstract art. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2443 It’s a classic, dear. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2444 The panel on the right is feet crossing in. The panel on the right is feet crossing out. The panel on the center is the well known The Buck Stops Here. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2445 our relationship didn't last the season 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2446 I must admit, parenthood can certainly cramp one's style. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2447 You know, my cousin Donny saw one of these in the wild. An Elksy, if I'm not mistaken. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
2448 These are much too commercial to be considered fine art. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2449 This one is very rare indeed. I've never seen one in all my crossings. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2450 Just a bit self-reflexive, n'est-ce pas? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2451 Dear, a doe? 1.1707 0.06899 41 35 5 1
2452 I don't know much about deer crossing signs, but I know what I like.....and she's hot. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2453 It's remarkable what this Bambsi is doing for street art these days. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2454 He does not show us reality the we want to see it but like it is. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2455 I dunno Jim, something about that fawn just doesn't sit right 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2456 And this represents our public façade, you can say…on all fours. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2457 He had an unyielding vision. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2458 I'm disappointed. He's giving us the same old same old. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2459 They're just so ... derivative. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2460 Look at the fine details in this iconic image of the Madonna and Child! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2461 Another single mother struggling to support her child. This is what happens when young bucks get crazy and try to outrun bullets, son. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2462 Not another Madonna and Child ... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2463 I'll check to see if Vermont pays residuals 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2464 I didn't say "Venetian" painting, I said "Venison." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2465 I was never much for modern realism... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2466 That was my wife and daughter before a texting driver took them away. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2467 I like this one -- it doesn't jump out at you. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2468 Reminds me of walks with our kids... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2469 That's it? Silhouettes? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2470 I always have trouble with abstract art. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2471 Stagus erectus: ruminating on ascendency to bipedalism. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2472 Why do they even need a sign for that? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2473 So what's your thoughts on family planning? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2474 Evolution? I don't buy it frankly. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2475 I love the expression of vulnerability... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2476 I love the Elkhart museum. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2477 I know, right? It's like, dude, if Darwin was never born, evolution wouldn't have even existed. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2478 Reminds me of my first doe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2479 His later work gets a lot darker. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2480 When someone from your hometown makes it big. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2481 I liked his early work, but now he's just repeating himself. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2482 Where I come from, that's not art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2483 My fawn could do better than this. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2484 It was like that before we moved to New Jersey. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2485 It's Pop but is it Art? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2486 Well, I don't think they had alimony issues at that time. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2487 It's from his ma-doe-na and child series. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2488 Hmm. It looks like Uncle Charlie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2489 I’ll admit, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2490 Brilliant...From his Stag Night period, I believe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2491 Had they known what was coming, they certainly would never have made these signs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2492 Here, I'll explain it to you. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2493 Portraiture bores me. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2494 This one's a little dear. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2495 I don't know if it's art, but I like it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2496 There she is with Bambi and there he is carousing around looking for distractions on the highway. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2497 It speaks to me of the nagging angst of four lanes. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2498 Four legs good, two legs better! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2499 Exhibition at MODA 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2500 Oh my goodness, Bella, you were such a cute little fawn before you were caught in those headlights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2501 His style has evolved since his drawings for Bambi. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2502 "Mother and child"....sooooo overdone. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2503 Before the North Korean war, ancient humanoids worshipped our ancestors. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2504 Ah, yes, the Madonna and Child. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2505 "Ce n'est pas un cerf" - I don't get it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2506 I thought it was a one night stand 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2507 Okay okay it's mine, but that was seven years ago. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2508 She sent me a “Deer John” when she found out she was pregnant! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2509 I'm guessing the artist is working through some daddy issues. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2510 Now I gotta pay fawn support. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2511 Now this speaks to me in a way the shiny "balloon deer" never will. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2512 No, that's definitely Martha. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2513 The memories are too painful, I must leave. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2514 I just wish he'd use my good side. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2515 He produced this following his rut period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2516 I don't know, Rudy. DOE CROSSING just sounds so girly to me. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2517 More like Deer Crossing Legs. Haha. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2518 His earlier work was better, but this one's a forgery! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2519 Ahhh, life before car phones. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2520 You think it targets drivers with children?" "Don't say targets 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2521 They're not prancing 'cause it's Still Life. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2522 I favour landscapes over portraiture. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2523 She reminds me of my mother. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2524 You choose. These make me feel like a human in the headlights. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2525 Do you think she has implants 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2526 Why didn't you use birth control? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2527 Ah. The definitive Madonna and Child! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2528 I'm just not into animal realism. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2529 i THINK SHE'S CAPTURED THAT 'PERSON IN THE HEADLIGHTS' LOOK. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2530 I can't find any meaning in this work. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2531 I prefer the action ones. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2532 The violent treatment of his subject matter is tempered by his unusual chiaroscuro technique. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2533 I'm still partial to his 'No Hunting' series. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2534 Typical artist: he played the field; they split up and now he's on the rebound. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2535 What's your take on this family bathroom stuff?" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2536 The artist is a deer friend of mine. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2537 Is it still cultural appropriation when it's this beautiful? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2538 Fawnvism? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2539 The funny thing is, that guys name is Art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2540 I see why the critics are fawning over this one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2541 I did say maybe we'd buy something. But it's just too dear. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2542 A facile appeal to sentiment, don't you think? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2543 Can you believe that they used to walk on four legs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2544 I remember when they took that picture, you were just a baby. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2545 May as well be sitting ducks. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2546 A bit pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2547 Your wife has great legs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2548 Oh dear. That's really something. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2549 I’m having a Proust moment seeing my mother and me quadrupedal and all. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2550 It says that this was Bambi's first appearance. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2551 It's s a bit derivative 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2552 I much prefer this to his school children period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2553 This is the last thing my mother saw before she was run over. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2554 I've never set foot in Maine! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2555 I readily yield to your interpretation, though I maintain that there are elements of Dada that cannot be ignored. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2556 'Madonna and Fawn' by The Master of Interstate 80. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2557 This one clearly is Sexist 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2558 Trust me, young man, stay away from these if you can. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2559 I find this work quite pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2560 It's derivative. Stop fawning over it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2561 Why did they amble to their deaths? For a moment of glory on a road sign? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2562 I love the Realists. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2563 Perhaps ... but I tend to read his work allegorically. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2564 This one really struck me - like I was in the headlights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2565 Finally, someone bucking the trend! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2566 I've always found their work to be a bit pedestrian 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2567 Jean Doe's 'Les Biches' from his Jaundice Period. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2568 Do you see that guy behind me? He's staring at my crotch. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2569 I miss her too Bambi 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2570 Boys, it’s time you learned about the birds and the bees. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2571 Such dark times. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2572 Remember this picture when Sherman was content to be by our side. Now look at him, longing to join the rest of the herd. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2573 Needs a pop of red! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2574 The artist was Chinese. Each family could only have one. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2575 No, leave it there. I'll call it 'Deer in the Headlights.' 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2576 We're currently in litigation over graphic misrepresentation. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2577 Big Bucks for Art! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2578 I think the guard is beginning to suspect we're not human. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2579 I can't understand what they thought was so controversial. 1.1698 0.07493 53 48 1 4
2580 I really respond to this new Alarmist work. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2581 I hear the artist has been delayed by traffic. Let's go grab a bite. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2582 Art imitating life!!!! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2583 This one is on my buck-et list. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2584 And they just stood there when they saw headlights coming? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2585 too representational 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2586 Finally, an accurate depiction. It’s “game crossing,” not “game leaping.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2587 This one speaks to me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2588 This is what happens when we give the doe's the vote and let them be artists. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2589 I guess the buck stops here. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2590 I priced this piece one buck less..... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2591 I really like it, but it's a lot of doe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2592 This collection is called 'Death'. The artist attempted to capture the last image we see before we go. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2593 come to the deer museum... it only costs three bucks... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2594 The cave paintings are much better and you get to go to France. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2595 The brushwork is a little crude but I think I understand what he is trying to say. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2596 She's a DILF 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2597 No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2598 They see potential tragedy. So do we. That shared point of view is what interests us both. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2599 Still life with fawn. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2600 Black lives matter 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2601 You looked so young then. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2602 Modern art is so pedestrian. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2603 This. This takes me back. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2604 The turning point was when we actually started reading these. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2605 Not long after that she was shot. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2606 How come you don't look like that anymore? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2607 I don't feel like the artist is speaking to me. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2608 This one bucks the trend. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2609 The artist was drastically underappreciated during his career. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2610 They were illustrations showing drivers what to hit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2611 What's your sign? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2612 This lighting always gives me tunnel vision. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2613 I, for one, am tired of the Bambi references. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2614 This place sucks. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2615 Poor bastards. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2616 I told you having to walk the dog every day would suck 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2617 I think his Red Period pieces are actually better. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2618 I pass by a poor imitation of this in my neck of the woods, it can never convey the beauty of the original. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2619 I really see myself in these. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2620 I call this "Taking My Sweet Damn Time". 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2621 It loses something without the headlights. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2622 Really? That's where we come from? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2623 It's nice to see representationalism making a comeback. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2624 These pieces only reinforce hackneyed stereotypes 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2625 These liberal artists always glorify single motherhood. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2626 Impressionism is dead. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2627 I have never been too fond of the classics... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2628 And to think that humans once drove their own cars. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2629 look at these doodes ... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2630 Personally, I feel that artwork like this only serves to advance the notion of the "four hoofs on the ground" stereotype. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2631 Now that's what I call Realism 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2632 Trust me - you don't want to mix with the crowd viewing the "Rats in the Subway" exhibit down the hall! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2633 Oh deer. I am not fawned of this. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2634 No, I don't like it that much. I'm just frozen under these headlights. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2635 How far have we come 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2636 I'm okay with this stuff, as long as they show the headlights ! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2637 These "Studies in Yellow" are fine but I prefer his Blue Period. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2638 It lacks a human element. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2639 These are from the 20th and 21st century - the dark ages. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2640 But do you see it as the driver, or as the car? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2641 Serene ... but overall, perhaps a bit too formulaic. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2642 Such an endearing gallery 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2643 It's a good silhouette, but not a great silhouette. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2644 I see a little silhouetto of a deer 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2645 Notice the unique perspective. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2646 Narcissistic and self-indulgent, if you ask me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2647 I'm not sure why, but this one gives me a boner. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2648 I knew him before he turned commercial. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2649 A five years old deer could have painted this 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2650 I preferred his performance art 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2651 I see the artist striving to express himself outside of the strict public works tradition. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2652 So this is what they call "deer in the headlights?" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2653 milf. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2654 This ones called Road Kill. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2655 I saw this van gogh by the road yesterday 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2656 Yes Bambi, They are your baby pictures 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2657 As design, I like it. But is it art? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2658 Oh dear. My four year old could do that. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2659 These were during his yellow period 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2660 The commentary on relationship between mother and child is superb. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2661 Junior sure enjoys those Playdoe Magazine Posters. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2662 You're right--it is rather derivative. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2663 Don't you just love self-portraits of famous artists? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2664 Primitive yet fascinating. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2665 I wonder, do we cross for the pursuit of art or does art exist because we cross? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2666 That's a lot of doe 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2667 DEAR GALLERY PRESENTS: the crossroads of abstract symbolism 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2668 I don't get this one at all. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2669 I don't know why this art's called "Deer In The Headlights". But I am quite mesmerized. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2670 I think that’s my ex Xing. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2671 I really don't get modern art. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2672 Wow, The Yorker can now afford color 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2673 I love the texture, the posture, the lady-stepping. Finally, a doe who refuses to prance. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2674 We would have been majestic and elegant but for evolution. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2675 The Madonna and child. Very powerful. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2676 During the rut she said, "Nice rack. Big, strong.," so I thought... and then Buck came along. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2677 Apparently this Xing fellow is very prolific. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2678 I’d buy it, but it’s too much doe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2679 I think it’s a sign of reflection. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2680 They all look like 'deer in the headlights' to me. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2681 They should make this into a movie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2682 The museum has been accused of pandering to its audience, but I just don't see it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2683 Not my better side 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2684 His art is half gay and half incest pedophilia. I guess Freud was right. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2685 I have a print of this at home. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2686 I also posed for this one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2687 And in this scene, Bambi's mother first realizes it's a forest fire, not a sunset. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2688 Well – the invite said stags only. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2689 I disagree, these painting are not from his Yellow Period, they represent his expression of the Triangularist movement. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2690 It would've been a nude, but her fawn showed up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2691 Expensive but worth the investment for my road. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
2692 This is way too abstract for my tastes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2693 Yeah, he's a one-trick pony; but I DO like this one 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2694 I prefer landscapes. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2695 The breakout stars in the movement were renowned for their heroic antics and obsession with classicism. The implied misogyny was later exploited. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2696 That was me as a youngster. She taught me everything about where to cross. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2697 How endeering. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2698 My first, but she's gone now; a victim of the 'bump stock.' It's legal, you know. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2699 So many layers. Such complexity. Only a genius could have done this. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2700 I-495 Memorial 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2701 Remarkable. I understand the painter was in prison. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2702 These things were ubiquitous before humans evolved Musk. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2703 I'm not sure we need another "Madonna and Child" in this day and age. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2704 Ah, the 70's. The beginning of the end for the nuclear family. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2705 All it says to me is that we're missing rutting season again. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2706 He swears it's him. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2707 It doesn't capture the motivating force behind the action. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2708 I just don't understand his Bambi phase. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2709 Its both a warning and a moment in time for me. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2710 If life imitates art then we need to stop going these things 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2711 I told my ex and that daughter of ours that I would make them famous one day. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2712 Audacious artistry. And yet stunningly personal. It is as if I finally see myself. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2713 How can Timmy be taking so many selfies without any opposable thumbs? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2714 This is from his realism phase. You won't believe what came next. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2715 The modern portrayal of doe and fawn actualizes very nicely here. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2716 We don't live in a vacuum. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2717 I think it's meant to be ironically feminist. 1.1667 0.06876 48 42 4 2
2718 Well, I like it, but I'm not gonna lock horns over it.... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2719 And this one is called "Madonna and child" from his early period. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2720 Mother & child... once again, no father in the picture. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2721 O'Deer Look At That 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2722 This exhibit includes pictures of my first two jumps and my final suckle." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2723 Finally, an exhibit with substance. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2724 That's a gimmick sign, designed by the NRA to lure young members. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2725 I only come to these things for the free food... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2726 A rather unimaginative color palette 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2727 I think the artist has caught the essence of life, rebirth. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2728 She looks familiar. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2729 I titled this one:: Ma Donner and Child. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2730 Mom looks so young in that pocture 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2731 Who knew representaions like this could be so endearing? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2732 I hate this one; it makes my butt look big. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2733 The result of the other sign. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2734 I love how the artist captured none of them. 1.1667 0.07359 54 49 1 4
2735 I can't believe it...I dated her in high school! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2736 Some say his Blue period was his best, I on the other hand have always thought his Yellow period was his most important. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2737 The artist is crossing the line with this new exposition 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2738 It's derivative. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2739 How long are you gonna fawn over this? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2740 Jane was horrified when she learned humans are using this for street art. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2741 I'm afraid I prefer those cave paintings. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2742 He's known for very still lifes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2743 Derivative stuff. Let's move on. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2744 Never a stag party. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2745 He does a consistent job of signing his work. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2746 Hey they forgot to capture us! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
2747 And this one represents the protectiveness of motherhood. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2748 She's got her mother's legs. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
2749 This one just doesn’t leap out to me! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46