Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Of course it looks alien to you. You've never used one. |
2.1185 |
0.00977 |
6685 |
1783 |
2327 |
2575 |
1 |
I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt. |
2.1086 |
0.00981 |
6112 |
1500 |
2448 |
2164 |
2 |
Left on Pennsylvania Avenue, big white house on the right. Can't miss it. Please hurry. |
2.0620 |
0.01186 |
4788 |
1474 |
1543 |
1771 |
3 |
And they say life can't exist in a vacuum. |
2.0548 |
0.01056 |
5584 |
1595 |
2088 |
1901 |
4 |
Wow. Aliens really do perform the jobs most Americans won't do. |
2.0477 |
0.01380 |
3292 |
957 |
1221 |
1114 |
5 |
As a matter of fact we'd be delighted to take you to our leader. |
2.0293 |
0.01249 |
4367 |
1425 |
1389 |
1553 |
6 |
If they were highly evolved don't you think we'd see some attachments? |
1.9928 |
0.01070 |
5160 |
1543 |
2111 |
1506 |
7 |
We can only hope that they're coming for our leader. |
1.9820 |
0.01124 |
5097 |
1688 |
1813 |
1596 |
8 |
Eureka ! |
1.9714 |
0.01167 |
4971 |
1756 |
1601 |
1614 |
9 |
finally, an identifiable flying object |
1.9638 |
0.01115 |
4745 |
1488 |
1941 |
1316 |
10 |
Something tells me this is gonna suck. |
1.9408 |
0.01265 |
3733 |
1232 |
1490 |
1011 |
11 |
There IS a vacuum in space. |
1.9147 |
0.01741 |
2016 |
709 |
770 |
537 |
12 |
First, Trump...now, the return of the Hoover Administration? |
1.9121 |
0.01379 |
3334 |
1216 |
1195 |
923 |
13 |
Well, at least the boarding procedure will be fast. |
1.9066 |
0.01132 |
4317 |
1414 |
1892 |
1011 |
14 |
Well this is going to suck. |
1.8648 |
0.01211 |
4158 |
1586 |
1548 |
1024 |
15 |
I've always pictured the vacuum of outer space a bit differently. |
1.8483 |
0.01611 |
2366 |
933 |
859 |
574 |
16 |
It's a great service. I don't have to carry a plastic bag. |
1.8329 |
0.01851 |
1867 |
779 |
621 |
467 |
17 |
It appears to be hoovering. |
1.8140 |
0.01900 |
1688 |
700 |
602 |
386 |
18 |
I always thought they beamed you up. |
1.8069 |
0.02773 |
751 |
303 |
290 |
158 |
19 |
If we take you to him, will you KEEP him? |
1.7811 |
0.01595 |
2512 |
1138 |
786 |
588 |
20 |
Oh my God! It's a guided Bissell! |
1.7730 |
0.01797 |
1846 |
807 |
651 |
388 |
21 |
People of earth, lift your feet. This will only take a few minutes! |
1.7661 |
0.01733 |
2069 |
941 |
671 |
457 |
22 |
My God, it’s the Hoover Administration! |
1.7531 |
0.01280 |
3503 |
1544 |
1280 |
679 |
23 |
that's the last time I vote for someone who's going to clean up Washington |
1.7484 |
0.01933 |
1538 |
684 |
557 |
297 |
24 |
If it's anything like our vacuum, we're safe here on the ground. |
1.7459 |
0.01553 |
2283 |
992 |
879 |
412 |
25 |
Attention, Earthlings: Do you know where we can find a Type C bag at this hour? |
1.7339 |
0.01772 |
1781 |
798 |
659 |
324 |
26 |
It came from Bed, Bath and waaay Beyond. |
1.7110 |
0.01718 |
1938 |
915 |
668 |
355 |
27 |
If they're here to suck the life out of us, they're too late. |
1.7080 |
0.01764 |
1880 |
904 |
621 |
355 |
28 |
They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are cleaning people. |
1.6970 |
0.01755 |
2023 |
1029 |
578 |
416 |
29 |
I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum |
1.6852 |
0.02055 |
1328 |
647 |
452 |
229 |
30 |
Looks like draining the swamp has been outsourced. |
1.6841 |
0.02226 |
1089 |
520 |
393 |
176 |
31 |
Remember the good old days when the police would just conduct a sweep of the area? |
1.6825 |
0.01459 |
2510 |
1195 |
917 |
398 |
32 |
I thought my science teacher was kidding when she told me there was a vacuum in space. |
1.6721 |
0.01737 |
1726 |
825 |
642 |
259 |
33 |
Collector to Base: Shall we take just the leader, or the two followers, as well? |
1.6656 |
0.02129 |
1208 |
600 |
412 |
196 |
34 |
Clean me up, Scotty! |
1.6641 |
0.02179 |
1158 |
578 |
391 |
189 |
35 |
Huh. Canister. I figured they'd be more advanced. |
1.6618 |
0.01701 |
1798 |
874 |
658 |
266 |
36 |
Well this is going to suck. |
1.6598 |
0.07877 |
97 |
51 |
28 |
18 |
37 |
'They really are advanced. It's cordless." |
1.6515 |
0.01617 |
1931 |
941 |
722 |
268 |
38 |
Retract hose!—no alien can survive the moral vacuum of their leader. |
1.6454 |
0.01709 |
2448 |
1463 |
390 |
595 |
39 |
Not the Rapture I had hoped for.... |
1.6298 |
0.03149 |
578 |
312 |
168 |
98 |
40 |
This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. |
1.6286 |
0.01851 |
1656 |
891 |
489 |
276 |
41 |
I swear, if you say "That really sucks!" one more time, I'm leaving you. |
1.6282 |
0.01698 |
1845 |
961 |
609 |
275 |
42 |
I didn't think anyone could live in a vacuum. |
1.6282 |
0.01673 |
1853 |
953 |
636 |
264 |
43 |
I always thought they'd be upright. |
1.6275 |
0.03362 |
451 |
230 |
159 |
62 |
44 |
He's going to have to build a higher wall. |
1.6124 |
0.02829 |
712 |
394 |
200 |
118 |
45 |
Get the small noisy one. He's clearly their leader. |
1.6106 |
0.01960 |
1415 |
767 |
432 |
216 |
46 |
It's a Hoovercraft. |
1.6056 |
0.02043 |
1321 |
727 |
388 |
206 |
47 |
I said Uber, not Hoover! |
1.6010 |
0.03705 |
401 |
222 |
117 |
62 |
48 |
I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! |
1.6009 |
0.02054 |
1268 |
693 |
388 |
187 |
49 |
Take you to our leader? By all means! |
1.6006 |
0.02841 |
671 |
369 |
201 |
101 |
50 |
Yep, just follow Pennsylvania Avenue down until you see the large white-domed building. |
1.5978 |
0.02120 |
1176 |
642 |
365 |
169 |
51 |
I told you we were just a speck of dust in the universe. |
1.5973 |
0.02180 |
1115 |
610 |
344 |
161 |
52 |
Somehow, I thought the vacuum in space would be harder to visualize |
1.5959 |
0.02200 |
1183 |
674 |
313 |
196 |
53 |
Wow, no cord! |
1.5893 |
0.02185 |
1081 |
592 |
341 |
148 |
54 |
They must be from a highly domesticated planet. |
1.5873 |
0.02184 |
1008 |
536 |
352 |
120 |
55 |
Dammit, Cassie, do you have to go berserk EVERY time someone turns on a vacuum cleaner? |
1.5860 |
0.02468 |
843 |
463 |
266 |
114 |
56 |
You know, I kind of see where the dog is coming from on this one. |
1.5858 |
0.02430 |
915 |
515 |
264 |
136 |
57 |
Ok, ok! We'll scoop it! |
1.5843 |
0.04009 |
332 |
186 |
98 |
48 |
58 |
Watch out! It's the new GOP tax plan. |
1.5820 |
0.02380 |
988 |
569 |
263 |
156 |
59 |
Take me to your litter! |
1.5781 |
0.02338 |
941 |
524 |
290 |
127 |
60 |
Let go of the leash, Harriet. |
1.5724 |
0.02433 |
877 |
495 |
262 |
120 |
61 |
I always thought of returning to dust in a figurative sense. |
1.5719 |
0.02356 |
869 |
475 |
291 |
103 |
62 |
We are from the planet Trumptron. Our village idiot is missing... |
1.5702 |
0.02646 |
847 |
511 |
189 |
147 |
63 |
Damn. This is going to suck. |
1.5702 |
0.02538 |
847 |
491 |
229 |
127 |
64 |
We can take the whole ship down with a fistful of spare change. |
1.5675 |
0.02582 |
793 |
455 |
226 |
112 |
65 |
Oh my God.. that's the new Air Force One! He really does live in a vacuum!! |
1.5662 |
0.02767 |
793 |
487 |
163 |
143 |
66 |
Still not the biggest dirtbag in the universe. |
1.5618 |
0.03389 |
461 |
267 |
129 |
65 |
67 |
I hope they're headed for the White House. |
1.5607 |
0.02695 |
758 |
448 |
195 |
115 |
68 |
'Take me to your leader?' Love to. |
1.5535 |
0.02839 |
663 |
391 |
177 |
95 |
69 |
It looks like the cloud wants more than just our data. |
1.5518 |
0.03571 |
386 |
220 |
119 |
47 |
70 |
It's the new UBER. They pick you up whether you like it or not. |
1.5507 |
0.02926 |
621 |
367 |
166 |
88 |
71 |
Honey, look! A Hoover-craft! |
1.5503 |
0.02751 |
676 |
393 |
194 |
89 |
72 |
Any other time this would seem unusual. |
1.5465 |
0.02860 |
635 |
374 |
175 |
86 |
73 |
Did you ever feel like a tiny speck of dust in the universe? |
1.5457 |
0.02723 |
645 |
367 |
204 |
74 |
74 |
It's the new tax plan. |
1.5457 |
0.02911 |
645 |
389 |
160 |
96 |
75 |
Let's ask if they'll bring us back after 2020. |
1.5455 |
0.02745 |
638 |
364 |
200 |
74 |
76 |
So much for space abhorring a vacuum. |
1.5455 |
0.02969 |
638 |
390 |
148 |
100 |
77 |
I just wish they were more friendly. They treat us like dirt. |
1.5399 |
0.02972 |
602 |
362 |
155 |
85 |
78 |
Did I mention they're very serious about cleaning up after dogs here? |
1.5386 |
0.02770 |
596 |
337 |
197 |
62 |
79 |
Look, it's the new Clean Air Act! |
1.5381 |
0.02996 |
591 |
356 |
152 |
83 |
80 |
What did I tell you, life sucks. |
1.5373 |
0.03231 |
590 |
381 |
101 |
108 |
81 |
It's the other attachments I worry about. |
1.5355 |
0.02972 |
577 |
343 |
159 |
75 |
82 |
Worst. Rapture. Ever. |
1.5355 |
0.03081 |
577 |
354 |
137 |
86 |
83 |
Look, an Identifiable Flying Object! |
1.5329 |
0.03018 |
563 |
337 |
152 |
74 |
84 |
Why are you so surprised Honey? Vacuuming has always been alien to you. |
1.5322 |
0.03314 |
419 |
240 |
135 |
44 |
85 |
It's not natural . . . .nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.5304 |
0.07130 |
115 |
73 |
23 |
19 |
86 |
That's advanced? There's no grooming attachment. |
1.5281 |
0.03097 |
534 |
322 |
142 |
70 |
87 |
Ever wonder where all that data sent to the cloud really ends up? |
1.5266 |
0.03028 |
526 |
310 |
155 |
61 |
88 |
They treat us like dirt. |
1.5265 |
0.03066 |
528 |
315 |
148 |
65 |
89 |
So this is what it feels like to be drawn to a higher power. |
1.5265 |
0.03066 |
528 |
315 |
148 |
65 |
90 |
If their vacuum is anything like ours, we should be fine. |
1.5202 |
0.03238 |
494 |
303 |
125 |
66 |
91 |
I wonder why they chose Washington D.C.? |
1.5202 |
0.03112 |
496 |
295 |
144 |
57 |
92 |
With all that's going on in the world it must be nice living in a vacuum. |
1.5202 |
0.03265 |
496 |
307 |
120 |
69 |
93 |
...take a right. Two blocks. Big white house on your left. Rose garden. You can't miss it. |
1.5195 |
0.03352 |
462 |
284 |
116 |
62 |
94 |
Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.5194 |
0.03237 |
489 |
299 |
126 |
64 |
95 |
I'm starting to get Fifi's fear of the vacuum cleaner. |
1.5184 |
0.03137 |
488 |
291 |
141 |
56 |
96 |
In my day they used to go door to door. |
1.5120 |
0.03166 |
459 |
272 |
139 |
48 |
97 |
Actually, I can identify that object. |
1.5110 |
0.03237 |
454 |
273 |
130 |
51 |
98 |
Oh no! It's the grim sweeper! |
1.5090 |
0.03310 |
446 |
272 |
121 |
53 |
99 |
Well, I'm not surprised. We've made such a mess of things. |
1.5090 |
0.03218 |
446 |
266 |
133 |
47 |
100 |
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is actually three blocks North. |
1.5079 |
0.03296 |
443 |
269 |
123 |
51 |
101 |
Pray the bag is full! |
1.5079 |
0.03154 |
443 |
260 |
141 |
42 |
102 |
They come in peace, with a one-year warranty. |
1.5069 |
0.03266 |
434 |
260 |
128 |
46 |
103 |
Suck them up Scotty. |
1.5069 |
0.03347 |
434 |
265 |
118 |
51 |
104 |
All those movies and not one of them got it right. |
1.5069 |
0.03363 |
434 |
266 |
116 |
52 |
105 |
I hope they visit Washington. |
1.5068 |
0.03432 |
438 |
274 |
106 |
58 |
106 |
We got the coordinates from your Roomba. |
1.5058 |
0.03272 |
433 |
260 |
127 |
46 |
107 |
I always thought nature abhors a vacuum! |
1.5058 |
0.03368 |
433 |
266 |
115 |
52 |
108 |
Well, that's disappointing. In the movies, it's always a ray, or something. |
1.5055 |
0.08025 |
91 |
60 |
16 |
15 |
109 |
It looks like they came here to do the jobs Americans don’t want. |
1.5036 |
0.03390 |
421 |
258 |
114 |
49 |
110 |
Now do you believe me? Life sucks. |
1.5035 |
0.03619 |
423 |
274 |
85 |
64 |
111 |
This is gonna suck big time. |
1.5000 |
0.03376 |
412 |
251 |
116 |
45 |
112 |
I told you we should have picked up the poop |
1.4975 |
0.03517 |
398 |
248 |
102 |
48 |
113 |
First Musk, then Bezos, and now Dyson. |
1.4962 |
0.03501 |
395 |
245 |
104 |
46 |
114 |
Let's ask if they're available on Thursdays. |
1.4962 |
0.03445 |
395 |
242 |
110 |
43 |
115 |
Looks like congress just unveiled their latest tax plan for the middle class. |
1.4962 |
0.03732 |
395 |
258 |
78 |
59 |
116 |
Looks like a 1940s Electrolux. They can't be too advanced. |
1.4962 |
0.03265 |
393 |
231 |
129 |
33 |
117 |
Rather unfortunate that we named the dog Dusty. |
1.4949 |
0.03369 |
392 |
236 |
118 |
38 |
118 |
I dunno, somehow I thought the Rapture would be more glorious. |
1.4935 |
0.03684 |
387 |
249 |
85 |
53 |
119 |
All I said was The New Yorker cartoons weren't funny anymore. |
1.4935 |
0.03717 |
385 |
249 |
82 |
54 |
120 |
They're from a different time, a different place, and on their way to clean mine. |
1.4921 |
0.03736 |
380 |
246 |
81 |
53 |
121 |
I though nature abhorred vacuums. |
1.4908 |
0.03391 |
379 |
228 |
116 |
35 |
122 |
Who do they think they're fooling? They're not even plugged in. |
1.4893 |
0.03485 |
374 |
229 |
107 |
38 |
123 |
so much for the notion that nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.4892 |
0.03478 |
372 |
227 |
108 |
37 |
124 |
I'm just saying, the Dyson would've looked more "space age." |
1.4892 |
0.03428 |
370 |
223 |
113 |
34 |
125 |
Isn't there a twilight zone between the vacuum of space and the vacuum of earth ?? |
1.4847 |
0.03882 |
359 |
237 |
70 |
52 |
126 |
I will ABSOLUTELY take you to our leader! |
1.4846 |
0.03817 |
357 |
232 |
77 |
48 |
127 |
Just take the one in front. He's obviously the leader. |
1.4830 |
0.03686 |
352 |
222 |
90 |
40 |
128 |
Sure, we'd be thrilled to take you to our leader |
1.4830 |
0.03879 |
352 |
231 |
72 |
49 |
129 |
Are we in that damn cartoon contest again? |
1.4830 |
0.03708 |
352 |
223 |
88 |
41 |
130 |
Don't worry Marge, our President will threaten to destroy their planet. |
1.4812 |
0.03874 |
345 |
225 |
74 |
46 |
131 |
That's weird. I thought life couldn't exist in a vacuum. |
1.4797 |
0.04032 |
344 |
232 |
59 |
53 |
132 |
I dunno - I think a truly advanced civilization would have sent an upright. |
1.4795 |
0.03697 |
342 |
215 |
90 |
37 |
133 |
That's the military's new carpet bomber. |
1.4795 |
0.03720 |
342 |
216 |
88 |
38 |
134 |
EUREKA! No, I think it's a Kirby. |
1.4794 |
0.03569 |
340 |
208 |
101 |
31 |
135 |
Dyson and Musk seemed to have joined forces |
1.4794 |
0.03665 |
340 |
212 |
93 |
35 |
136 |
I'm sure it beats getting probed. |
1.4779 |
0.03858 |
339 |
220 |
76 |
43 |
137 |
dont they usually come on thursday??? |
1.4779 |
0.03649 |
339 |
211 |
94 |
34 |
138 |
Quick, onto the grass - the attachment is only for hard surfaces. |
1.4779 |
0.03767 |
339 |
216 |
84 |
39 |
139 |
I always knew that if we had a "close encounter" it would suck. |
1.4776 |
0.03607 |
335 |
206 |
98 |
31 |
140 |
Well at least NOW we know why he always barked at the vacuum like it was out to get him. |
1.4759 |
0.03942 |
332 |
218 |
70 |
44 |
141 |
I'm guessing they're Republicans - they've alienated themselves by living in a vacuum. |
1.4759 |
0.03704 |
332 |
208 |
90 |
34 |
142 |
If we just hide in a corner, they'll never get us. |
1.4759 |
0.03630 |
332 |
205 |
96 |
31 |
143 |
It's just hoovering there! |
1.4742 |
0.03875 |
329 |
213 |
76 |
40 |
144 |
Suddenly Fluffy's fear of vacuum cleaners became all too real. |
1.4740 |
0.03770 |
327 |
207 |
85 |
35 |
145 |
I guess they're here to drain the swamp |
1.4722 |
0.03895 |
324 |
210 |
75 |
39 |
146 |
This clean air act is getting ridiculous! |
1.4720 |
0.03813 |
322 |
205 |
82 |
35 |
147 |
They may be ruthless oppressors of a subjugated Earth, but you have to say they keep the place looking nice and tidy. |
1.4717 |
0.03608 |
318 |
194 |
98 |
26 |
148 |
That's odd---the vacuum cleaner never bothered him before. |
1.4700 |
0.03804 |
317 |
201 |
83 |
33 |
149 |
As things stand, what the hell have we got to lose? |
1.4689 |
0.04810 |
177 |
108 |
55 |
14 |
150 |
Illegal aliens, no doubt, taking our street cleaning jobs. |
1.4679 |
0.03901 |
312 |
201 |
76 |
35 |
151 |
I told you we should have taken the saucer. We look RIDICULOUS! |
1.4679 |
0.03794 |
312 |
197 |
84 |
31 |
152 |
It must be a Hoovercraft. |
1.4679 |
0.03901 |
312 |
201 |
76 |
35 |
153 |
So thaaat's how the iCloud works. |
1.4675 |
0.04096 |
308 |
205 |
62 |
41 |
154 |
I believe they said, "Take us to your tweeter." |
1.4673 |
0.03985 |
306 |
199 |
71 |
36 |
155 |
The hearth wants what the hearth wants, and our wants the fireplace ashes gone. |
1.4658 |
0.04183 |
307 |
208 |
55 |
44 |
156 |
Yeah, Marcia, they can fly faster than the speed of light, but right now they're just hoovering. |
1.4658 |
0.03838 |
307 |
195 |
81 |
31 |
157 |
Run Spot run! |
1.4653 |
0.03986 |
303 |
197 |
71 |
35 |
158 |
If they do take you, hand me the leash. |
1.4631 |
0.03863 |
298 |
189 |
80 |
29 |
159 |
It took 25 years, but that giant sucking sound of NAFTA is here now. |
1.4628 |
0.04139 |
296 |
197 |
61 |
38 |
160 |
We come in peace and also in an up-right. |
1.4628 |
0.04111 |
296 |
196 |
63 |
37 |
161 |
Quick! Give them directions to the White House. |
1.4628 |
0.04194 |
296 |
199 |
57 |
40 |
162 |
Can't we just take you to our leader? |
1.4628 |
0.03998 |
296 |
192 |
71 |
33 |
163 |
Hold on, this is really going to suck. |
1.4628 |
0.04055 |
296 |
194 |
67 |
35 |
164 |
Remember the last time we were abducted, Marvin? It was with an upright. |
1.4628 |
0.04027 |
296 |
193 |
69 |
34 |
165 |
Take me to your litter! |
1.4628 |
0.03998 |
296 |
192 |
71 |
33 |
166 |
Looks like we missed a Spot. |
1.4610 |
0.03950 |
295 |
190 |
74 |
31 |
167 |
Undocumented aliens. They clean your house for next to nothing. |
1.4610 |
0.03920 |
295 |
189 |
76 |
30 |
168 |
Try not to look like upholstery. |
1.4608 |
0.03819 |
293 |
184 |
83 |
26 |
169 |
Is it April 15th already? |
1.4605 |
0.04048 |
291 |
190 |
68 |
33 |
170 |
Why do dogs always bark at vacuums? |
1.4605 |
0.03959 |
291 |
187 |
74 |
30 |
171 |
Eureka ! |
1.4583 |
0.04224 |
288 |
194 |
56 |
38 |
172 |
It's a dirty job no one else wanted. They must be illegal aliens. |
1.4580 |
0.04070 |
286 |
187 |
67 |
32 |
173 |
Walter froze, not knowing whether to sacrifice his wife or the dog. |
1.4555 |
0.04122 |
281 |
185 |
64 |
32 |
174 |
Do you think their Mother Ship looks like our hall closet? |
1.4555 |
0.04060 |
281 |
183 |
68 |
30 |
175 |
I think we're about to have a Eureka! moment. |
1.4555 |
0.03933 |
281 |
179 |
76 |
26 |
176 |
Relax, a truly advanced civilization would use bagless technology. |
1.4552 |
0.03854 |
279 |
175 |
81 |
23 |
177 |
Change the setting to "Sidewalk." |
1.4532 |
0.03962 |
278 |
178 |
74 |
26 |
178 |
I guess it's dust to dust. |
1.4532 |
0.04059 |
278 |
181 |
68 |
29 |
179 |
...and I thought that great, sucking sound was the death of democracy! |
1.4526 |
0.03902 |
274 |
173 |
78 |
23 |
180 |
Mid-century modern is everywhere these days. |
1.4526 |
0.03762 |
274 |
169 |
86 |
19 |
181 |
It's cheaper than the wall. |
1.4502 |
0.03861 |
271 |
170 |
80 |
21 |
182 |
I think we are about to find out where our missing socks are. |
1.4502 |
0.04068 |
271 |
176 |
68 |
27 |
183 |
It's the prototype for Amazon's new drone for returns. |
1.4502 |
0.04167 |
271 |
179 |
62 |
30 |
184 |
Quick, show your green card. |
1.4502 |
0.04000 |
271 |
174 |
72 |
25 |
185 |
We come in peace to clean the shit storm. |
1.4502 |
0.04297 |
271 |
183 |
54 |
34 |
186 |
We'll take you to our leader if you'll accept our apologies. |
1.4494 |
0.04077 |
267 |
173 |
68 |
26 |
187 |
That must be the mother ship. |
1.4470 |
0.04478 |
264 |
183 |
44 |
37 |
188 |
We can't switch to Tuesdays. That's the day they do Venus. |
1.4470 |
0.04179 |
264 |
174 |
62 |
28 |
189 |
I thought the vacuum of space would be more impressive. |
1.4466 |
0.04339 |
262 |
177 |
53 |
32 |
190 |
Advanced life forms, my ass. They forgot to plug it in. |
1.4462 |
0.04009 |
260 |
166 |
72 |
22 |
191 |
I guess that's what a deus ex machina looks like. |
1.4440 |
0.04056 |
259 |
167 |
69 |
23 |
192 |
The White House? Next right. |
1.4440 |
0.04019 |
259 |
166 |
71 |
22 |
193 |
They may clean well dear, but they're undocumented. |
1.4436 |
0.04225 |
257 |
170 |
60 |
27 |
194 |
Oh no! The grim sweeper! |
1.4436 |
0.04152 |
257 |
168 |
64 |
25 |
195 |
Hoover? Damn! |
1.4436 |
0.04296 |
257 |
172 |
56 |
29 |
196 |
Your resistance is futile, once we find an outlet. |
1.4431 |
0.04101 |
255 |
165 |
67 |
23 |
197 |
I told you that life sucks. |
1.4427 |
0.04659 |
253 |
179 |
36 |
38 |
198 |
We are the Roomba. Resistance is futile. |
1.4405 |
0.04284 |
252 |
168 |
57 |
27 |
199 |
This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. |
1.4405 |
0.04394 |
252 |
171 |
51 |
30 |
200 |
"Suck me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.4405 |
0.04096 |
252 |
163 |
67 |
22 |
201 |
This must be a Eureka moment. |
1.4400 |
0.04492 |
250 |
172 |
46 |
32 |
202 |
It's Tuesday. They are supposed to be cleaning the other side of the street. |
1.4400 |
0.04119 |
250 |
162 |
66 |
22 |
203 |
Look! A Hoovercraft! |
1.4400 |
0.04456 |
250 |
171 |
48 |
31 |
204 |
Looks like the IRS has started hiring outside contractors. |
1.4400 |
0.04119 |
250 |
162 |
66 |
22 |
205 |
Sure. NOW he's not scared of a vacuum. |
1.4395 |
0.04022 |
248 |
158 |
71 |
19 |
206 |
I guess we are headed back to the Hoover Era. |
1.4390 |
0.04283 |
246 |
163 |
58 |
25 |
207 |
It's Trump's version of the Clean Air Act. |
1.4370 |
0.04346 |
238 |
158 |
56 |
24 |
208 |
They must be advanced. There's no cord. |
1.4362 |
0.04281 |
243 |
161 |
58 |
24 |
209 |
If we can just get to the end of the street, they have no power on the corners. |
1.4351 |
0.04291 |
239 |
158 |
58 |
23 |
210 |
Hoover craft, I suppose. |
1.4351 |
0.04291 |
239 |
158 |
58 |
23 |
211 |
Maybe that’s the giant sucking sound from south of here ?? |
1.4351 |
0.04683 |
239 |
168 |
38 |
33 |
212 |
So much for aliens have advanced technology. That's not even a bag-less model. |
1.4351 |
0.04081 |
239 |
153 |
68 |
18 |
213 |
Elon really needs to stick with electric cars. |
1.4351 |
0.04332 |
239 |
159 |
56 |
24 |
214 |
Seems the vacuum of space isn't just a theory. |
1.4328 |
0.04219 |
238 |
156 |
61 |
21 |
215 |
I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. |
1.4310 |
0.04549 |
232 |
159 |
46 |
27 |
216 |
Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.4310 |
0.04339 |
232 |
154 |
56 |
22 |
217 |
Hopefully they'll be making a stop at the White House. |
1.4279 |
0.04507 |
229 |
156 |
48 |
25 |
218 |
Well...they always said outer space is an enormous vacuum. |
1.4279 |
0.04378 |
229 |
153 |
54 |
22 |
219 |
This isn't what I envisioned when they said "the vacuum of space." |
1.4279 |
0.04199 |
229 |
149 |
62 |
18 |
220 |
Wow. Cordless. |
1.4279 |
0.04244 |
229 |
150 |
60 |
19 |
221 |
Advanced civilization my ass, I haven't seen a canister vacuum cleaner in years. |
1.4267 |
0.04388 |
225 |
150 |
54 |
21 |
222 |
We are from the Planet Oreck |
1.4267 |
0.04477 |
225 |
152 |
50 |
23 |
223 |
Politics aside, these illegal aliens just really get the job done. |
1.4267 |
0.04342 |
225 |
149 |
56 |
20 |
224 |
Don't worry. Nothing picks up dog hair. |
1.4267 |
0.04433 |
225 |
151 |
52 |
22 |
225 |
Oh sure, yeah, I will believe in climate change when I am sucked up by a giant electrolux piloted by real aliens... |
1.4260 |
0.04416 |
223 |
149 |
53 |
21 |
226 |
You missed Spot. |
1.4260 |
0.04461 |
223 |
150 |
51 |
22 |
227 |
Look! It's the vacuum of space! |
1.4260 |
0.04132 |
223 |
143 |
65 |
15 |
228 |
It can't be April 15th already. |
1.4253 |
0.04397 |
221 |
147 |
54 |
20 |
229 |
I really thought the Apocalypse would be more dramatic. |
1.4234 |
0.04652 |
222 |
154 |
42 |
26 |
230 |
Wow. Cordless. |
1.4234 |
0.04382 |
222 |
148 |
54 |
20 |
231 |
Hoovering? Oh, I thought you said "Look at that spaceship hovering." |
1.4234 |
0.04192 |
222 |
144 |
62 |
16 |
232 |
Brutal alien overlords or not, they keep the parks immaculate. |
1.4220 |
0.04390 |
218 |
145 |
54 |
19 |
233 |
I thought you said you emptied the bag after the last planet. |
1.4220 |
0.04342 |
218 |
144 |
56 |
18 |
234 |
Dust in the wind , all we are is dust in the wind . |
1.4220 |
0.04485 |
218 |
147 |
50 |
21 |
235 |
Yet another cleaning service exploiting undocumented aliens. |
1.4220 |
0.04390 |
218 |
145 |
54 |
19 |
236 |
On the bright side, maybe these guys can drain the swamp. |
1.4220 |
0.04142 |
218 |
140 |
64 |
14 |
237 |
Son of a gun, the fortune cookie was right. |
1.4213 |
0.04467 |
216 |
145 |
51 |
20 |
238 |
Looks like the President outsourced the FEMA clean-up. |
1.4198 |
0.04526 |
212 |
143 |
49 |
20 |
239 |
We'll take you to our leader! |
1.4186 |
0.04762 |
215 |
151 |
38 |
26 |
240 |
Elon Musk is up to something again. |
1.4178 |
0.04359 |
213 |
141 |
55 |
17 |
241 |
That explains the straight lines in the corn field. |
1.4178 |
0.04606 |
213 |
146 |
45 |
22 |
242 |
Amazing. There’s no cord! |
1.4178 |
0.04654 |
213 |
147 |
43 |
23 |
243 |
They come every Tuesday and Friday. |
1.4171 |
0.04589 |
211 |
144 |
46 |
21 |
244 |
OMG ITS THE GRIM SWEEPER. |
1.4171 |
0.04489 |
211 |
142 |
50 |
19 |
245 |
No one's ever gonna believe us when we tell them it wasn't an upright. |
1.4171 |
0.04011 |
211 |
133 |
68 |
10 |
246 |
I would have thought they'd come in a Roomba. |
1.4171 |
0.04539 |
211 |
143 |
48 |
20 |
247 |
Figures the Mother ship would be a compulsive cleaner. |
1.4171 |
0.04439 |
211 |
141 |
52 |
18 |
248 |
This is really gonna suck. |
1.4163 |
0.04815 |
209 |
147 |
37 |
25 |
249 |
It looks like a vacuum can exist in space. |
1.4163 |
0.04468 |
209 |
140 |
51 |
18 |
250 |
Call them 'illegal aliens' if you want, but who else is going to do the housekeeping? |
1.4155 |
0.04601 |
207 |
141 |
46 |
20 |
251 |
Consumer Reports rated it the best for any space. |
1.4155 |
0.04652 |
207 |
142 |
44 |
21 |
252 |
Make America clean again! |
1.4155 |
0.04392 |
207 |
137 |
54 |
16 |
253 |
I see E.T. phoned Home Depot again |
1.4118 |
0.04541 |
204 |
138 |
48 |
18 |
254 |
If the aliens don't do the dirty work, who will? |
1.4118 |
0.04379 |
204 |
135 |
54 |
15 |
255 |
Calling them dirtbags was just plain offensive. |
1.4118 |
0.04488 |
204 |
137 |
50 |
17 |
256 |
One time I didn't pick up his poop. |
1.4118 |
0.04594 |
204 |
139 |
46 |
19 |
257 |
Latest Trump tweet: Space aliens attack. They suck! Sad. |
1.4118 |
0.04800 |
204 |
143 |
38 |
23 |
258 |
If it can suck up dog hair, we're buying one. |
1.4118 |
0.04267 |
204 |
133 |
58 |
13 |
259 |
They'll never get us. I already see a giant Cheeto clogging the intake. |
1.4118 |
0.04488 |
204 |
137 |
50 |
17 |
260 |
Actually, I believe they said, "Take me to your litter." |
1.4100 |
0.04323 |
200 |
131 |
56 |
13 |
261 |
If we ask politely, do you think they'll do the living room? |
1.4100 |
0.04550 |
200 |
135 |
48 |
17 |
262 |
So it's true. Life sucks and then we die. |
1.4091 |
0.04692 |
198 |
136 |
43 |
19 |
263 |
Beats carrying those little baggies everywhere. |
1.4091 |
0.04352 |
198 |
130 |
55 |
13 |
264 |
Oh, my stars! It's the Neil deGrasse Dyson. |
1.4091 |
0.04800 |
198 |
138 |
39 |
21 |
265 |
That's weird, street cleaning is usually on Tuesday. |
1.4091 |
0.04637 |
198 |
135 |
45 |
18 |
266 |
It's OK. They're here to drain the swamps. |
1.4091 |
0.05060 |
198 |
143 |
29 |
26 |
267 |
That's not the way I pictured the Rapture. |
1.4091 |
0.04853 |
198 |
139 |
37 |
22 |
268 |
The president's new Clean Air Initiative. |
1.4091 |
0.04746 |
198 |
137 |
41 |
20 |
269 |
Well, this is gonna suck. |
1.4091 |
0.04746 |
198 |
137 |
41 |
20 |
270 |
Elon Musk's got nothing on that Dyson guy. |
1.4091 |
0.04352 |
198 |
130 |
55 |
13 |
271 |
I knew the undocumented aliens would fight back. |
1.4085 |
0.08168 |
71 |
50 |
13 |
8 |
272 |
We won't need that poop bag after all. |
1.4061 |
0.04706 |
197 |
136 |
42 |
19 |
273 |
As a kid, I always pictured the vacuum of space as an upright. |
1.4061 |
0.04761 |
197 |
137 |
40 |
20 |
274 |
No thank you. We have a poop sack. |
1.4061 |
0.04480 |
197 |
132 |
50 |
15 |
275 |
I'll bet they're undocumented. |
1.4061 |
0.04651 |
197 |
135 |
44 |
18 |
276 |
I don't mind going, it's the metaphor that bothers me. |
1.4051 |
0.04511 |
195 |
131 |
49 |
15 |
277 |
Following the merger of Goodyear and Hoover ... |
1.4041 |
0.04831 |
193 |
135 |
38 |
20 |
278 |
I guess de-funding NASA really has created a vacuum in the space program! |
1.4041 |
0.04718 |
193 |
133 |
42 |
18 |
279 |
Wow. When's the last time you saw a canister vacuum? |
1.4041 |
0.04602 |
193 |
131 |
46 |
16 |
280 |
Take me a to your leader, he's got to be better than ours. |
1.4041 |
0.04602 |
193 |
131 |
46 |
16 |
281 |
It's a Hoovercraft. |
1.4041 |
0.04831 |
193 |
135 |
38 |
20 |
282 |
Mork from Oreck, I presume? |
1.4031 |
0.04575 |
191 |
129 |
47 |
15 |
283 |
OK, now THAT sucks... |
1.4031 |
0.04752 |
191 |
132 |
41 |
18 |
284 |
We've come to help drain the swamp. |
1.4021 |
0.04608 |
189 |
128 |
46 |
15 |
285 |
There IS a higher power! |
1.4021 |
0.04608 |
189 |
128 |
46 |
15 |
286 |
Windows..., do you do windows? |
1.4011 |
0.04763 |
187 |
129 |
41 |
17 |
287 |
You know how yesterday you saw a cloud shaped like a duck . . . . . . ? |
1.4011 |
0.04763 |
187 |
129 |
41 |
17 |
288 |
Any chance they're just here to clean up after the dog? |
1.4011 |
0.04451 |
187 |
124 |
51 |
12 |
289 |
Look! A Hoovercraft! |
1.4011 |
0.04941 |
187 |
132 |
35 |
20 |
290 |
Apparently nature doesn't abhor a vacuum. |
1.3967 |
0.04561 |
184 |
124 |
47 |
13 |
291 |
The Hooverians are benign. It’s the Roombians you need to worry about. |
1.3967 |
0.04936 |
184 |
130 |
35 |
19 |
292 |
In space, no one can hear you clean. |
1.3967 |
0.04689 |
184 |
126 |
43 |
15 |
293 |
I wouldn't worry, nature abhors a vacuum |
1.3967 |
0.05055 |
184 |
132 |
31 |
21 |
294 |
I can't pick them up; are you sure you changed the bag? |
1.3967 |
0.04875 |
184 |
129 |
37 |
18 |
295 |
Now I see why he barks at the vacuum |
1.3967 |
0.04625 |
184 |
125 |
45 |
14 |
296 |
Look! There is life in a vacuum! |
1.3956 |
0.04659 |
182 |
124 |
44 |
14 |
297 |
You'd think an advanced alien race would be flying a bagless. |
1.3956 |
0.04913 |
182 |
128 |
36 |
18 |
298 |
Take us to your outlet! |
1.3944 |
0.04694 |
180 |
123 |
43 |
14 |
299 |
Their boarding procedure sucks. |
1.3944 |
0.04694 |
180 |
123 |
43 |
14 |
300 |
We heard there's a mess to clean up. Take us to your Tweeter. |
1.3944 |
0.04888 |
180 |
126 |
37 |
17 |
301 |
No reason to panic. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3944 |
0.04951 |
180 |
127 |
35 |
18 |
302 |
This is probably going to suck. |
1.3933 |
0.05116 |
178 |
128 |
30 |
20 |
303 |
Where did you say you got those brownies? |
1.3920 |
0.04966 |
176 |
124 |
35 |
17 |
304 |
I never understood until now what was meant by, "there is a vacuum in space." |
1.3920 |
0.04485 |
176 |
117 |
49 |
10 |
305 |
Apparently, air travel sucks on ALL planets. |
1.3920 |
0.04485 |
176 |
117 |
49 |
10 |
306 |
It's Hoovering above us!! |
1.3920 |
0.04557 |
176 |
118 |
47 |
11 |
307 |
Take the leader, and leave the other two. |
1.3920 |
0.05158 |
176 |
127 |
29 |
20 |
308 |
They say nature abhors a vacuum, now I see why. |
1.3920 |
0.05031 |
176 |
125 |
33 |
18 |
309 |
I'm confused the app says that Gilles is picking us up in a black Toyota Camry... |
1.3920 |
0.05095 |
176 |
126 |
31 |
19 |
310 |
We tried sucking up their leader-but his hair has clogged the intake. |
1.3920 |
0.04966 |
176 |
124 |
35 |
17 |
311 |
People of earth, give me your tires, your spores, your puddled mattresses. |
1.3920 |
0.04697 |
176 |
120 |
43 |
13 |
312 |
This is really going to suck. |
1.3920 |
0.04966 |
176 |
124 |
35 |
17 |
313 |
And that's why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3920 |
0.04966 |
176 |
124 |
35 |
17 |
314 |
You missed Spot over there |
1.3920 |
0.04627 |
176 |
119 |
45 |
12 |
315 |
The 4 legged one is the only one speaking out so the other 2 must be pets |
1.3920 |
0.04833 |
176 |
122 |
39 |
15 |
316 |
Will you go away if I promise to pick up after him next time? |
1.3920 |
0.04900 |
176 |
123 |
37 |
16 |
317 |
H.G. Wells was right, Sylvia! Martians do live in a vacuum! |
1.3886 |
0.04641 |
175 |
119 |
44 |
12 |
318 |
Is this how it ends, in a vacum? |
1.3886 |
0.04780 |
175 |
121 |
40 |
14 |
319 |
I told you an alien encounter would suck. |
1.3886 |
0.04569 |
175 |
118 |
46 |
11 |
320 |
As if the anal probes weren't bad enough. |
1.3873 |
0.04887 |
173 |
121 |
37 |
15 |
321 |
I'm starting to see why Nature hates these things. |
1.3873 |
0.05022 |
173 |
123 |
33 |
17 |
322 |
Whatever happened to "beam me up"? |
1.3873 |
0.04747 |
173 |
119 |
41 |
13 |
323 |
This can't be real! Nothing exists in a vacuum! |
1.3873 |
0.04887 |
173 |
121 |
37 |
15 |
324 |
Well, its either gonna blow or suck. Either way were screwed. |
1.3873 |
0.04747 |
173 |
119 |
41 |
13 |
325 |
This is a lot easier than beaming them up. |
1.3873 |
0.04676 |
173 |
118 |
43 |
12 |
326 |
Act Caucasian -- it's Homeland Security. |
1.3873 |
0.04887 |
173 |
121 |
37 |
15 |
327 |
Somehow I thought they'd be flying in a Roomba |
1.3846 |
0.04821 |
169 |
117 |
39 |
13 |
328 |
Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. |
1.3846 |
0.05174 |
169 |
122 |
29 |
18 |
329 |
The White House is that way. |
1.3846 |
0.04894 |
169 |
118 |
37 |
14 |
330 |
E.T. Clean home! |
1.3846 |
0.04748 |
169 |
116 |
41 |
12 |
331 |
I don't believe it, those are the two cats next door. |
1.3846 |
0.04597 |
169 |
114 |
45 |
10 |
332 |
It's not much use without a magic carpet. |
1.3846 |
0.04597 |
169 |
114 |
45 |
10 |
333 |
I guess we're about to find out what can exist in a vacuum. |
1.3846 |
0.04673 |
169 |
115 |
43 |
11 |
334 |
Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3832 |
0.05078 |
167 |
119 |
32 |
16 |
335 |
Be calm. They probably just want directions to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.3832 |
0.05078 |
167 |
119 |
32 |
16 |
336 |
Word is they’re an extremely tidy civilization. |
1.3818 |
0.04506 |
165 |
110 |
47 |
8 |
337 |
There you go, another myth busted. I thought nature hated a vacuum. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
338 |
Spare our lives and we'll give you the dirt on everyone we know. |
1.3818 |
0.04746 |
165 |
113 |
41 |
11 |
339 |
Ironically, I once longed to experience the vacuum of outer space. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
340 |
Quiet, Nietzsche, quiet! Nietzsche hates a vacuum. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
341 |
This is not how I thought it would end. |
1.3818 |
0.05048 |
165 |
117 |
33 |
15 |
342 |
Is it still a UFO if you can identify it? |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
343 |
That hypocrite hired illegal aliens to drain the swamp! |
1.3818 |
0.05120 |
165 |
118 |
31 |
16 |
344 |
I had a feeling this day was going to suck. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
345 |
Can you bring us back in 2020? |
1.3818 |
0.04746 |
165 |
113 |
41 |
11 |
346 |
The Vacuum of Space |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
347 |
They call that one a Hoover-Craft. |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
348 |
I knew the Dyson-Musk merger was a bad idea. |
1.3818 |
0.04899 |
165 |
115 |
37 |
13 |
349 |
They traveled through the vacuum of space. |
1.3818 |
0.04506 |
165 |
110 |
47 |
8 |
350 |
At last, an Identified Object! |
1.3818 |
0.04746 |
165 |
113 |
41 |
11 |
351 |
I've heard of the vacuum of space but never believed it. |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
352 |
I guess I was wrong, you can live in a vacuum. |
1.3818 |
0.04823 |
165 |
114 |
39 |
12 |
353 |
I know. You've told me before. Space is a vacuum. |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
354 |
See Rover, now we don't need that little bag anymore. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
355 |
They said they come in peace...and they don't do windows. |
1.3818 |
0.04667 |
165 |
112 |
43 |
10 |
356 |
I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! |
1.3818 |
0.05192 |
165 |
119 |
29 |
17 |
357 |
Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. |
1.3818 |
0.05263 |
165 |
120 |
27 |
18 |
358 |
Nothing to worry about. That's the wrong attachment |
1.3818 |
0.04974 |
165 |
116 |
35 |
14 |
359 |
Do you remember that giant sucking sound Ross Perot talked about? |
1.3818 |
0.05192 |
165 |
119 |
29 |
17 |
360 |
Grab the leader, leave his poop carriers. |
1.3804 |
0.05015 |
163 |
115 |
34 |
14 |
361 |
It looks like we're being sucked into a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. |
1.3804 |
0.05380 |
163 |
120 |
24 |
19 |
362 |
Now I abhor it, too. |
1.3804 |
0.05380 |
163 |
120 |
24 |
19 |
363 |
I bet this gets swept under the rug |
1.3804 |
0.05237 |
163 |
118 |
28 |
17 |
364 |
I hate that new art installation. It's huge and it sucks. |
1.3789 |
0.05134 |
161 |
115 |
31 |
15 |
365 |
Don't worry, an advanced civilization would use a roomba. |
1.3789 |
0.04740 |
161 |
110 |
41 |
10 |
366 |
I wonder how often they have to change the bag. |
1.3789 |
0.04401 |
161 |
106 |
49 |
6 |
367 |
You got the Republicans on one hill and the Democrats on the other and you're worried about two aliens in a vacuum cleaner? |
1.3789 |
0.04822 |
161 |
111 |
39 |
11 |
368 |
Its the new return feature on Amazon |
1.3789 |
0.05134 |
161 |
115 |
31 |
15 |
369 |
That reminds me, "have you scheduled your colonoscopy? |
1.3734 |
0.05196 |
158 |
114 |
29 |
15 |
370 |
I always knew there was a vacuum in space. |
1.3734 |
0.05118 |
158 |
113 |
31 |
14 |
371 |
Attention Dog Owners: Pick up or be picked up. |
1.3734 |
0.05118 |
158 |
113 |
31 |
14 |
372 |
How do you think it hoovers like that? |
1.3734 |
0.04792 |
158 |
109 |
39 |
10 |
373 |
You hold the dog, I'll hold my wallet. I knew this tax reform thing was too good to be true! |
1.3734 |
0.04621 |
158 |
107 |
43 |
8 |
374 |
Just as I thought. We are the dust bunnies of the universe. |
1.3734 |
0.04958 |
158 |
111 |
35 |
12 |
375 |
I told you life on other planets sucked. |
1.3734 |
0.05118 |
158 |
113 |
31 |
14 |
376 |
In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. |
1.3734 |
0.04792 |
158 |
109 |
39 |
10 |
377 |
I have a feeling today is going to really suck. |
1.3734 |
0.04792 |
158 |
109 |
39 |
10 |
378 |
It's human nature to abhor a vacuum! |
1.3734 |
0.04958 |
158 |
111 |
35 |
12 |
379 |
Huh! Dogs were right all along about vacuums. |
1.3734 |
0.04707 |
158 |
108 |
41 |
9 |
380 |
When they asked for our leader say 'Hoover'. |
1.3734 |
0.04958 |
158 |
111 |
35 |
12 |
381 |
They can't be that advanced. It's an Electrolux! |
1.3734 |
0.04621 |
158 |
107 |
43 |
8 |
382 |
He barks at the alien Swiffer, too. |
1.3718 |
0.04916 |
156 |
109 |
36 |
11 |
383 |
Looks to be a Hoover Craft. |
1.3718 |
0.04999 |
156 |
110 |
34 |
12 |
384 |
First he was right about the squirrels -- and now this! |
1.3718 |
0.04745 |
156 |
107 |
40 |
9 |
385 |
Don’t worry, honey, we’ll be fine—nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3718 |
0.04999 |
156 |
110 |
34 |
12 |
386 |
Don't worry, those cordless models don't have good suction. |
1.3718 |
0.04831 |
156 |
108 |
38 |
10 |
387 |
It's an OCD UFO! |
1.3718 |
0.04831 |
156 |
108 |
38 |
10 |
388 |
The weatherman did say a low pressure system would be moving in. |
1.3718 |
0.04916 |
156 |
109 |
36 |
11 |
389 |
NO, PLEASE, WE HAVE GREEN CARDS! |
1.3718 |
0.05162 |
156 |
112 |
30 |
14 |
390 |
Huh! I would have expected an advanced alien civilization to at least send a Roomba. |
1.3718 |
0.04999 |
156 |
110 |
34 |
12 |
391 |
Which one of you posted, "Illegal aliens suck"? |
1.3701 |
0.05126 |
154 |
110 |
31 |
13 |
392 |
Strictly speaking, it's not an 'Unidentified' Flying Object, but we should probably call someone anyway. |
1.3701 |
0.04783 |
154 |
106 |
39 |
9 |
393 |
They clean in peace |
1.3701 |
0.04693 |
154 |
105 |
41 |
8 |
394 |
Don't worry. It's the wrong attachment. |
1.3701 |
0.05208 |
154 |
111 |
29 |
14 |
395 |
As if Tesla and Dyson was a good merger |
1.3701 |
0.05042 |
154 |
109 |
33 |
12 |
396 |
'Suck me up, Scottie" just doesn't have the same ring. |
1.3701 |
0.05126 |
154 |
110 |
31 |
13 |
397 |
Good grief...."Wrong Swamp, wrong Swamp" |
1.3701 |
0.04957 |
154 |
108 |
35 |
11 |
398 |
Seems nutty to me too, but he did found Tesla and SpaceX. |
1.3701 |
0.04783 |
154 |
106 |
39 |
9 |
399 |
Their leader can't be any worse than ours. |
1.3701 |
0.05042 |
154 |
109 |
33 |
12 |
400 |
It must be a Hoovercraft. |
1.3701 |
0.04871 |
154 |
107 |
37 |
10 |
401 |
I don't know about you, but I really don't want to get sucked into this. |
1.3684 |
0.04912 |
152 |
106 |
36 |
10 |
402 |
No, they must be from the past. They asked for President Hoover. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
403 |
Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
404 |
Stand still -- we're safe outside. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3684 |
0.05171 |
152 |
109 |
30 |
13 |
405 |
I've seen bagged and bagless, but this is my first encounter with the third kind. |
1.3684 |
0.04912 |
152 |
106 |
36 |
10 |
406 |
You'll never get me up in one of those! |
1.3684 |
0.04999 |
152 |
107 |
34 |
11 |
407 |
Illegal aliens suck. |
1.3684 |
0.05337 |
152 |
111 |
26 |
15 |
408 |
This is really gonna suck. |
1.3667 |
0.05043 |
150 |
106 |
33 |
11 |
409 |
Hold still and pretend you're a penny. |
1.3667 |
0.05131 |
150 |
107 |
31 |
12 |
410 |
Don't move, don't make a sound and whatever you do, don't litter. |
1.3667 |
0.04953 |
150 |
105 |
35 |
10 |
411 |
I agree that saucers had a more elegant simplicity. But that may not be our biggest concern. |
1.3667 |
0.04674 |
150 |
102 |
41 |
7 |
412 |
I bet that was the latest model when they left their planet |
1.3667 |
0.04953 |
150 |
105 |
35 |
10 |
413 |
They'll never be able to clean up this mess. |
1.3667 |
0.05302 |
150 |
109 |
27 |
14 |
414 |
Let’s take them to our leader. |
1.3660 |
0.04885 |
153 |
107 |
36 |
10 |
415 |
Are you sure you called Uber? Looks like Hoover to me! |
1.3649 |
0.05176 |
148 |
106 |
30 |
12 |
416 |
Boy, is THIS gonna suck. |
1.3649 |
0.05603 |
148 |
111 |
20 |
17 |
417 |
I thought they'd have Dysons by now. |
1.3649 |
0.04996 |
148 |
104 |
34 |
10 |
418 |
I knew Pluto would fight back after its demotion. |
1.3649 |
0.05351 |
148 |
108 |
26 |
14 |
419 |
Well, I guess my biology teacher was wrong. Apparently life CAN exist in a vacuum... |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
420 |
Damn. This is going to suck. |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
421 |
So this was the giant sucking sound that Perot was talking about. |
1.3630 |
0.04848 |
146 |
101 |
37 |
8 |
422 |
It's the new Hoovercraft. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
423 |
Okay, this sucks. |
1.3630 |
0.04750 |
146 |
100 |
39 |
7 |
424 |
I guess that's more proof space is a vacuum. |
1.3630 |
0.05223 |
146 |
105 |
29 |
12 |
425 |
What did you expect? Outer space is a vacuum. |
1.3630 |
0.05313 |
146 |
106 |
27 |
13 |
426 |
Looks like Musk’s joint venture with Dyson is taking off. |
1.3611 |
0.05363 |
144 |
105 |
26 |
13 |
427 |
Quiet, Fifi. It's just a Hoovercraft. |
1.3592 |
0.04829 |
142 |
98 |
37 |
7 |
428 |
Well, someone's got to clean up the mess we have gotten ourselves into |
1.3592 |
0.05226 |
142 |
102 |
29 |
11 |
429 |
That's funny. It sure sounded like they said, "Prepare to Dyson." |
1.3592 |
0.05226 |
142 |
102 |
29 |
11 |
430 |
Stop barking, already. It's just a vacuum cleaner. |
1.3592 |
0.05414 |
142 |
104 |
25 |
13 |
431 |
I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. |
1.3592 |
0.05321 |
142 |
103 |
27 |
12 |
432 |
So much for being superior beings. My upright has more suction! |
1.3592 |
0.05130 |
142 |
101 |
31 |
10 |
433 |
I told you there's a vacuum in space. Now do you believe me? |
1.3592 |
0.05595 |
142 |
106 |
21 |
15 |
434 |
More illegal aliens, trying to clean up the place and take our jobs. |
1.3592 |
0.05505 |
142 |
105 |
23 |
14 |
435 |
Hey, Bleep...do they qualify as white trash? |
1.3571 |
0.05371 |
140 |
102 |
26 |
12 |
436 |
Don't go. Please. Please take us. |
1.3571 |
0.04869 |
140 |
97 |
36 |
7 |
437 |
Invaders from the planet Oreck! |
1.3571 |
0.05176 |
140 |
100 |
30 |
10 |
438 |
Why the outrage at illegal aliens? This is work that no one else will do. |
1.3571 |
0.05371 |
140 |
102 |
26 |
12 |
439 |
Man, we haven't cleaned this cage in eons, it's filthy |
1.3571 |
0.04974 |
140 |
98 |
34 |
8 |
440 |
Thank goodness, I forgot to bring plastic bag again. |
1.3571 |
0.05076 |
140 |
99 |
32 |
9 |
441 |
Ask if they do windows. |
1.3571 |
0.05176 |
140 |
100 |
30 |
10 |
442 |
Do not be alarmed, earthlings. We clean in peace. |
1.3551 |
0.05018 |
138 |
97 |
33 |
8 |
443 |
Isn't it just our luck--a low-tech abduction? |
1.3551 |
0.05423 |
138 |
101 |
25 |
12 |
444 |
Told you the weather sucked today. |
1.3551 |
0.05122 |
138 |
98 |
31 |
9 |
445 |
Apparently North Korea has one too now. |
1.3551 |
0.05520 |
138 |
102 |
23 |
13 |
446 |
They're Clean-Ons |
1.3504 |
0.05343 |
137 |
100 |
26 |
11 |
447 |
We'll take you to our leader! |
1.3504 |
0.05442 |
137 |
101 |
24 |
12 |
448 |
All these years and I thought the cat was just being silly. |
1.3504 |
0.04924 |
137 |
96 |
34 |
7 |
449 |
Take my wife. Please. |
1.3504 |
0.05241 |
137 |
99 |
28 |
10 |
450 |
Somebody should tell the EPA that's not what we mean by "Clean Air." |
1.3504 |
0.05343 |
137 |
100 |
26 |
11 |
451 |
Trump was right Marge! Illegal aliens really are sweeping the nation! |
1.3504 |
0.05032 |
137 |
97 |
32 |
8 |
452 |
I warned you about littering |
1.3504 |
0.04924 |
137 |
96 |
34 |
7 |
453 |
Yes, it's powerful, but can it get in corners? |
1.3504 |
0.05138 |
137 |
98 |
30 |
9 |
454 |
Looks like another pitiful attempt to drain the swamp. |
1.3504 |
0.05343 |
137 |
100 |
26 |
11 |
455 |
I think he said, 'Take me to your cleaners.' |
1.3504 |
0.05241 |
137 |
99 |
28 |
10 |
456 |
I always thought "cleaning up the city" was just an expression. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
457 |
Whatever happened to blinding white lights and tractor beams? |
1.3481 |
0.04500 |
135 |
91 |
41 |
3 |
458 |
Now THIS is fake news... |
1.3481 |
0.04967 |
135 |
95 |
33 |
7 |
459 |
You haven’t heard? Elon Musk was appointed head of ICE. |
1.3481 |
0.05496 |
135 |
100 |
23 |
12 |
460 |
Seriously, Rex - what will you do with it if you catch it? |
1.3481 |
0.04855 |
135 |
94 |
35 |
6 |
461 |
Suddenly, Fido's overreaction to vacuums took on an ominous foreboding. |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
462 |
I told you not to name him Scotty. Now every alien in town is trying to beam him up. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
463 |
I'd feel much better if you'd stop singing "We're just dust in the wind" |
1.3481 |
0.05291 |
135 |
98 |
27 |
10 |
464 |
We're hosed. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
465 |
What makes you so sure the aliens are female? |
1.3481 |
0.04967 |
135 |
95 |
33 |
7 |
466 |
Who you gonna call? Dustbusters. |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
467 |
Oh shoot. This going to suck. |
1.3481 |
0.05077 |
135 |
96 |
31 |
8 |
468 |
EARTHLINGS!--We demand you hand over your crevice tool! |
1.3481 |
0.05185 |
135 |
97 |
29 |
9 |
469 |
I dunno. I guess I'd just assumed it'd be more like a Roomba. |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
470 |
Concrete proof that space is a vacuum! |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
471 |
Maybe nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all? |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
472 |
Blimey, it's a Hoovercraft! |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
473 |
So, is Dyson working for Musk now? |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
474 |
I guess there really is a vacuum in space |
1.3459 |
0.05551 |
133 |
99 |
22 |
12 |
475 |
Wow, I thought The Rapture would look different. |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
476 |
In space, no one can hear you clean. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
477 |
So that's how they do it! Abduction by suction. |
1.3459 |
0.05447 |
133 |
98 |
24 |
11 |
478 |
I thought it was a metaphor too. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
479 |
The anachronism of a cordless Electrolux was lost on the soon to be abductees. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
480 |
Nah, we’ll be fine. Stupid aliens chose one of those wide nozzle attachments that never picks up anything. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
481 |
Don't be alarmed. They returned to take Trump back. |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
482 |
Is there nothing Elon Musk won't try? |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
483 |
I thought they’d beam us up, not clean us up! |
1.3459 |
0.04779 |
133 |
92 |
36 |
5 |
484 |
If those guys are looking for dirt they need to fly over the White House. |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
485 |
The Clean Air Act is sweeping the country! |
1.3459 |
0.05652 |
133 |
100 |
20 |
13 |
486 |
They did wonders with Times Square. |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
487 |
It's the most advanced technology in the universe, yet it's still less expensive than a Dyson. |
1.3459 |
0.05234 |
133 |
96 |
28 |
9 |
488 |
Don't panic--it's just a Hoover-craft. |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
489 |
It may just be part of a new show at MoMA. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
490 |
They should invade the kids’ room first. |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
491 |
That reminds me--did you turn off the iron? |
1.3459 |
0.05011 |
133 |
94 |
32 |
7 |
492 |
Guess this ends the crop circles debate. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
493 |
No Mork, look closely -- it's a Labradoodle, hypoallergenic and won't shed! |
1.3459 |
0.05947 |
133 |
103 |
14 |
16 |
494 |
I downloaded the uber-scooper app. |
1.3459 |
0.05342 |
133 |
97 |
26 |
10 |
495 |
All we are is dust in the wind. |
1.3459 |
0.05124 |
133 |
95 |
30 |
8 |
496 |
It seems like a more advanced species would have a Bissell. |
1.3459 |
0.04779 |
133 |
92 |
36 |
5 |
497 |
Is that the Leader Ship vacuum? |
1.3435 |
0.05711 |
131 |
99 |
19 |
13 |
498 |
They'll never get us with that attachment. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
499 |
OH MY-- Marvin! Quick! Hold your toupe! |
1.3435 |
0.05284 |
131 |
95 |
27 |
9 |
500 |
Run in a circle. It drives them crazy. |
1.3435 |
0.05394 |
131 |
96 |
25 |
10 |
501 |
It's The Good Housekeeping blimp! |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
502 |
Oh no, a Hoover-craft. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
503 |
I told you, we're nothing more than specs of dust in the universe. |
1.3411 |
0.05103 |
129 |
92 |
30 |
7 |
504 |
Well, this will give you some perspective on our place in the universe. |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
505 |
At last, Skippy's warnings had come true. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
506 |
Take the vocal one, it's the intelligent species. |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
507 |
Omigod!! HEPA, someone HEPA! |
1.3411 |
0.05665 |
129 |
97 |
20 |
12 |
508 |
It's some sort of Hoovercraft. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
509 |
Take us to your carpet! |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
510 |
Cool! A vintage Electrolux. I knew they'd come back. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
511 |
Not what I pictured when I read about the deep vacuum of space. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
512 |
So that's the giant sucking sound. |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
513 |
I miss the old anal probes. |
1.3411 |
0.05447 |
129 |
95 |
24 |
10 |
514 |
Dyson announces an electric car. Hoover, not to be outdone... |
1.3411 |
0.05220 |
129 |
93 |
28 |
8 |
515 |
Oh, great, now Rex will be scared of spaceships too. |
1.3411 |
0.04983 |
129 |
91 |
32 |
6 |
516 |
Go for the four-legged one. They are smarter! |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
517 |
I think we're near the Church of Appliantology. |
1.3411 |
0.05557 |
129 |
96 |
22 |
11 |
518 |
Oh look, Harvey! Retro aliens! |
1.3411 |
0.05335 |
129 |
94 |
26 |
9 |
519 |
Just don't pick up that furry thing! I'm still picking hairs off the sofa from the last one. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
520 |
Whoa! I never expected the Rapture to look like this! |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
521 |
They take air pollution seriously here. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
522 |
I'm all for cleaning up the environment, but this just sucks. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
127 |
90 |
31 |
6 |
523 |
I think it's a hoover craft |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
524 |
That's what clean energy looks like! |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
525 |
Try the human attachment |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
127 |
94 |
23 |
10 |
526 |
Oh no, a Hoover-craft. |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
527 |
Amazon drones drop off orders and Hoovercraft suck up returns. |
1.3386 |
0.05614 |
127 |
95 |
21 |
11 |
528 |
We’ve got enough human samples, get the dog. |
1.3386 |
0.05027 |
127 |
90 |
31 |
6 |
529 |
You hang onto the dog.........we'll take care of the poop. |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
530 |
Oh look...a Hoover craft! |
1.3386 |
0.05502 |
127 |
94 |
23 |
10 |
531 |
Take us to your carpet! |
1.3386 |
0.05387 |
127 |
93 |
25 |
9 |
532 |
no sense in barking Fido, sound doesn't travel in a vacuum |
1.3386 |
0.05150 |
127 |
91 |
29 |
7 |
533 |
It was either this or we build a wall and make them pay for it. |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
534 |
Be careful, it's Hoovering! |
1.3386 |
0.05270 |
127 |
92 |
27 |
8 |
535 |
I didn't know Amazon had moved past drones. |
1.3360 |
0.05441 |
125 |
92 |
24 |
9 |
536 |
Hoover? Damn! |
1.3360 |
0.05786 |
125 |
95 |
18 |
12 |
537 |
Look its a hoovercraft! |
1.3360 |
0.05673 |
125 |
94 |
20 |
11 |
538 |
I finally understand why he barks at these things. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
539 |
Don't worry. It's just Amazon's new package return initiative. |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
540 |
There's only one astrophysicist who can explain this. Call Neil deGrasse Dyson. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
541 |
All this time, Buddy was trying to warn us. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
542 |
Easy, boy. It just wants to sniff your butt. |
1.3333 |
0.05616 |
123 |
92 |
21 |
10 |
543 |
No - wait. Sound and hair seemed to match the description of their leader. But it's a dog. |
1.3333 |
0.05616 |
123 |
92 |
21 |
10 |
544 |
Their technology sucks. |
1.3333 |
0.05521 |
126 |
94 |
22 |
10 |
545 |
Relax, they're here for the carbon dioxide. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
546 |
Looks like your mother's loose again. |
1.3333 |
0.05849 |
123 |
94 |
17 |
12 |
547 |
I hear it works great on flying carpets. |
1.3333 |
0.05040 |
126 |
90 |
30 |
6 |
548 |
I'd always heard there is a vacuum in space... |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
549 |
Next time, we pay the upcharge for the tractor beam. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
550 |
It's about time somebody got around to cleaning up the neighborhood. |
1.3333 |
0.04988 |
123 |
87 |
31 |
5 |
551 |
Well, at least we won't have to go to your mom's place for Thanksgiving. |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
552 |
Who would you rather have with sweeping powers ? Aliens or ICE ? |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
553 |
What's that hoovering above us? |
1.3333 |
0.05285 |
126 |
92 |
26 |
8 |
554 |
I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! |
1.3333 |
0.05374 |
123 |
90 |
25 |
8 |
555 |
I don't know why, but I abhor this vacuum. |
1.3306 |
0.04894 |
121 |
85 |
32 |
4 |
556 |
Let them have the dog. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
557 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
558 |
Must be a Jehoovers Witness |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
559 |
Last time we did this, it clogged the hose for a week. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
560 |
That reminds me--when's your mother coming again? |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
561 |
We travel 15,000 light-years to get here, and no one can change a lint filter... |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
562 |
That's gonna suck. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
563 |
Man, they must have some extension cord. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
564 |
They specialize in cleaning flying carpets. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
565 |
I always assumed our ascension would be less mechanical. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
566 |
The North Koreans won't know what hit them. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
567 |
Relax, it's not even plugged in! |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
568 |
Well, President Hoover is dead, but if you wanna just go ahead and take the current guy... |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
569 |
Makes sense. Space is a vacuum. |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
570 |
Thanks. We forgot the poop bag." |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
571 |
I told you illegal aliens aren't taking jobs you'd want to do. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
572 |
At least it's not the anal probe. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
573 |
Wait 'til he finds out the pilots are squirrels. |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
574 |
Your mother again? |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
575 |
They said they were gonna clean this city up, but it looks like they outsourced the contract |
1.3306 |
0.04894 |
121 |
85 |
32 |
4 |
576 |
I get the feeling we're gonna Dyson. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
577 |
I think Dyson has gone too far. |
1.3289 |
0.07105 |
76 |
57 |
13 |
6 |
578 |
This is not how I thought the Rapture would go down. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
579 |
We can't hire them for housework unless they have green cards. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
580 |
Just when I thought 2017 couldn't suck any more. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
581 |
Look! It's the vacuum of space! |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
582 |
So, am I supposed to feel safer because, "Nature abhors them?" |
1.3277 |
0.05079 |
119 |
85 |
29 |
5 |
583 |
Did you remember to change the bag? |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
584 |
Ah, space really is just one big vacuum. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
585 |
I'm beginning to understand why he hates the vacuum cleaner. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
586 |
I knew first contact was going to suck. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
587 |
" I said hover, not hoover, you dotard! |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
588 |
When they said space was a vacuum, I didn't think they meant it so literally! |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
589 |
We truly are just Dust in the universe! |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
590 |
Please don't let that be their anal probe . . . |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
591 |
I'm taking Rex's side on this one. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
592 |
Somebody needs to tell George Lucas he got it all wrong. |
1.3277 |
0.04639 |
119 |
82 |
35 |
2 |
593 |
So much for advanced civilizations. |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
594 |
Another group of aliens, trying to take our jobs away. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
595 |
Well this just sucks. |
1.3277 |
0.05860 |
119 |
91 |
17 |
11 |
596 |
Something tells me this is more than a demonstration. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
597 |
Did he just say, "Take me to your cleaners"? |
1.3277 |
0.04936 |
119 |
84 |
31 |
4 |
598 |
Look Marge! There really is a vacuum in outer space. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
599 |
Remember that time ages ago when we were stoned and you asked me if dust devils had an afterlife? |
1.3277 |
0.05483 |
119 |
88 |
23 |
8 |
600 |
Apparently the only thing from our civilization that has impressed them is the Electrolux. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
601 |
That reminds me, the cleaning lady comes tomorrow. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
602 |
This is not the rapture I envisioned. |
1.3277 |
0.05612 |
119 |
89 |
21 |
9 |
603 |
And to think, I used to worry about being abducted in a beam of light. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
604 |
Bark! Bark bark bark bark! |
1.3277 |
0.05980 |
119 |
92 |
15 |
12 |
605 |
The technology really sucks. |
1.3277 |
0.04936 |
119 |
84 |
31 |
4 |
606 |
It's cordless- we're doomed! |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
607 |
Maybe Amazon dog grooming wasn't the best choice. |
1.3277 |
0.05860 |
119 |
91 |
17 |
11 |
608 |
We already have a vacuum in our leadership. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
609 |
Don't worry - its not plugged in. |
1.3277 |
0.05352 |
119 |
87 |
25 |
7 |
610 |
Somehow, I don't think that this is the Rapture. |
1.3277 |
0.05217 |
119 |
86 |
27 |
6 |
611 |
In this circumstance, I think it is ok for him to bark |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
612 |
Our Uber is here. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
613 |
They're draining the swamp. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
614 |
We"re getting close to D.C., I hear a giant sucking sound. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
615 |
I read that Amazon was using drones for deliveries but not about its newest scheme for returns. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
616 |
People of Earth, this is your last warning. Curb your dog. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
617 |
Seems as though spring has come early this year. |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
618 |
Guess we don't need a poop bag today. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
619 |
Oh great. This time you explain it to the dog! |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
620 |
UFO seen Hoovering over Central Park. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
621 |
Finally! No more poop bags. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
622 |
No, we didn't say aliens suck, our president did. |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
623 |
No, no - it's definitely Hoovering, not Hovering. |
1.3248 |
0.05672 |
117 |
88 |
20 |
9 |
624 |
For you were made from dust, and to dust you will return! |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
625 |
So you were expecting to be abducted in a cosmic beam of light? |
1.3248 |
0.05126 |
117 |
84 |
28 |
5 |
626 |
I know. It sucks. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
627 |
Did you call Uber? |
1.3248 |
0.05406 |
117 |
86 |
24 |
7 |
628 |
Relax Fifi. It's just a Hoover craft. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
629 |
I know space is a vacuum, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3248 |
0.05540 |
117 |
87 |
22 |
8 |
630 |
Easy boy. Nature abhors a vacuum |
1.3248 |
0.05268 |
117 |
85 |
26 |
6 |
631 |
Earthlings! We offer peace, prosperity, and clean sidewalks. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
632 |
Have no fear. We've come from Mars to replace the EPA. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
633 |
This ending sucks. |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
634 |
Take us to your Repairman |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
635 |
Greetings Earthlings! Please remove all metal objects and electronic devices from your pockets and place them in the tray provided. |
1.3217 |
0.05319 |
115 |
84 |
25 |
6 |
636 |
I wonder whatever happened to Ross Perot? |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
637 |
That settles it! The climate must be changing; normally, nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.3217 |
0.05599 |
115 |
86 |
21 |
8 |
638 |
She barks whenever we vacuum, too. |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
639 |
Like most of nature, Rex abhors a vacuum. |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
640 |
That's the vacuum I wanted for Christmas! They just fly off the shelf. |
1.3186 |
0.05797 |
113 |
86 |
18 |
9 |
641 |
I TOLD you Obama was serious about clean air. |
1.3186 |
0.05223 |
113 |
82 |
26 |
5 |
642 |
The dust bunnies must be reproducing again. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
643 |
As if things didn't suck enough! |
1.3186 |
0.05518 |
113 |
84 |
22 |
7 |
644 |
They must be light years ahead in battery technology. |
1.3186 |
0.05070 |
113 |
81 |
28 |
4 |
645 |
So, nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all. |
1.3186 |
0.05659 |
113 |
85 |
20 |
8 |
646 |
OMG! Space really IS a vacuum. |
1.3186 |
0.05373 |
113 |
83 |
24 |
6 |
647 |
Did we forget the pooper scooper again? |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
648 |
This is going to suck. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
649 |
So this is the new Environmental Protection Agency? |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
650 |
Man, the vacuum of space is nowhere near as dramatic as it's portrayed in the movies. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
651 |
This is gonna suck big time. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
652 |
Twenty bucks says the crew look like dust bunnies |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
653 |
Do you think you could visit my house first? |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
654 |
There's that giant sucking sound again... |
1.3153 |
0.05427 |
111 |
82 |
23 |
6 |
655 |
Look! Female aliens! |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
656 |
Well, we did vote for a mayor who would clean up the city. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
657 |
It's true what they say- space really is a vacuum... |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
658 |
Thank God! I forgot to bring a bag. |
1.3153 |
0.06136 |
111 |
87 |
13 |
11 |
659 |
Ever since they arrived, they've been treating us like dirt. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
660 |
This just proves my point. Air travel sucks. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
661 |
I knew space was a vacuum, but I didn't realize there were vacuums in space. |
1.3153 |
0.05274 |
111 |
81 |
25 |
5 |
662 |
You know, this time, the dog might be right. |
1.3153 |
0.05721 |
111 |
84 |
19 |
8 |
663 |
Well, that's one way to "drain the swamp". |
1.3153 |
0.05576 |
111 |
83 |
21 |
7 |
664 |
Yes, but the Dysonnians are much more advanced. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
665 |
Their universe must be stuck in the 50’s. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
666 |
I guess what they fly is called a Hoovercraft. |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
667 |
You said a little exercise wouldn't kill me. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
668 |
Advanced culture? Its not even a Dyson? |
1.3119 |
0.04997 |
109 |
78 |
28 |
3 |
669 |
I'm bored. Let's go for it. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
670 |
Honestly, I thought the vacuum of space would be a bit bigger. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
671 |
So not how I envisioned my eureka moment! |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
672 |
I thought the rapture would happen differently. |
1.3119 |
0.05483 |
109 |
81 |
22 |
6 |
673 |
Are you sure the dog poo app is safe? |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
674 |
It's like they are living outside of a vacuum... |
1.3119 |
0.05164 |
109 |
79 |
26 |
4 |
675 |
On the other hand, how much worse could it really be? |
1.3119 |
0.05326 |
109 |
80 |
24 |
5 |
676 |
Oh, my God! There really is a vacuum in space! |
1.3091 |
0.05441 |
110 |
82 |
22 |
6 |
677 |
Don't Worry, They're just making America clean again. |
1.3091 |
0.05285 |
110 |
81 |
24 |
5 |
678 |
Oh...Oh---The Grim Sweeper is coming! |
1.3091 |
0.05125 |
110 |
80 |
26 |
4 |
679 |
I've seen the future, and it sucks big time. |
1.3091 |
0.05441 |
110 |
82 |
22 |
6 |
680 |
We're hosed. |
1.3091 |
0.05739 |
110 |
84 |
18 |
8 |
681 |
What part of killer flying drone vacuum cleaner don't you understand?! |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
682 |
I did pick up his poop!! |
1.3084 |
0.05851 |
107 |
82 |
17 |
8 |
683 |
Wow, physicists sure misunderstood space vacuums. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
684 |
The E.P.A. is not what it used to be. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
685 |
Obviousl,y space does not abhor a canister vacuum. |
1.3084 |
0.05213 |
107 |
78 |
25 |
4 |
686 |
And we thought flying on airlines sucked. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
687 |
It’s part of the ‘drain the swamp’ campaign. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
688 |
Well I'll be. A planet to planet vacuum salesmen. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
689 |
You're welcome to refuel on our living room carpet. |
1.3084 |
0.05379 |
107 |
79 |
23 |
5 |
690 |
The vacuum of space is smaller than I thought. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
691 |
I thought the 'Hoover Era' was over. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
692 |
And, suddenly, Spot understood the terrifyingly thin line between his nightmares and his reality. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
693 |
Elon! Listen to your mother and stop monkeying around. |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
694 |
Is this what the dog has been trying to warn us about? |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
695 |
They just never tire of teasing the dog, do they? |
1.3084 |
0.05999 |
107 |
83 |
15 |
9 |
696 |
Illegal aliens trying to take the good cleaning jobs from citizens! |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
697 |
I've been wondering what has happened to all the stardust. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
698 |
And it looks like a J. Edgar model, which is even more concerning. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
699 |
It's a job Americans won't do. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
700 |
My God, they think we’re upholstery. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
701 |
They sent this to clean up our political mess |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
702 |
Let me go, master. I've been training for this moment all my life. |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
703 |
So that's what the dog was trying to warn us about all these years. |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
704 |
They're illegal, but they keep the city very clean. |
1.3077 |
0.05479 |
104 |
77 |
22 |
5 |
705 |
So that's where the Ozone's been going... |
1.3077 |
0.05647 |
104 |
78 |
20 |
6 |
706 |
'Unidentified Flying Oreck...' |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
707 |
And you said there are no more great salesmen... |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
708 |
If I had known I was going to be an intergalactic specimen, I would have changed my underwear. |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
709 |
Numbskull! I said hover, not Hoover. |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
710 |
"Interesting... I always pictured the Rapture a bit differently". |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
711 |
That reminds me, are the kids coming home from college next weekend? |
1.3048 |
0.05761 |
105 |
80 |
18 |
7 |
712 |
So they stayed for a week. Quit complaining. My parents live five light years away. |
1.3048 |
0.05918 |
105 |
81 |
16 |
8 |
713 |
I refuse to be sucked into someone else's drama. |
1.3048 |
0.05434 |
105 |
78 |
22 |
5 |
714 |
I never really knew what ashes to ashes and dust to dust meant. |
1.3048 |
0.05263 |
105 |
77 |
24 |
4 |
715 |
So do you finally believe in global cleaning? |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
716 |
Be sure you vacuum behind the mountain |
1.3048 |
0.05600 |
105 |
79 |
20 |
6 |
717 |
I remember when witches used brooms. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
718 |
You know Dyson could have made it more quiet and efficient. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
719 |
Let's not get sucked into something we don't understand! |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
720 |
I'd call it more of a 'Hoover-craft.' |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
721 |
Well hon, this is gonna suck... |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
722 |
How far behind us is your mother? |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
723 |
Global vrooming |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
724 |
I liked it better when the salesmen went door-to-door. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
725 |
Well, it looks like the dog abhors it, too. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
726 |
You would think they'd be bagless. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
727 |
We can co-exist with the people, but for some reason the dogs hate us. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
728 |
With luck, they've come to drain the swamp |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
729 |
Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
730 |
I suppose you're going to blame this on global warming too? |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
731 |
Don't worry, Marlene. Wherever they're from, they're still just vacuum cleaner salesmen. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
732 |
Actually, you can live your life in a vacuum. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
733 |
I warned you about ordering vacuums on Amazon Prime Day. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
734 |
I hope they are just as inept as you are in in using that thing |
1.3039 |
0.04784 |
102 |
72 |
29 |
1 |
735 |
So what is it, hovering or hoovering? |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
736 |
Down there! You missed a Spot! |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
737 |
Sure, they're a bit noisy, but the streets have never been so clean. |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
738 |
Quiet Scotty or they may steam us up |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
739 |
Ever get that feeling that you're just a speck of dust? |
1.3039 |
0.05174 |
102 |
74 |
25 |
3 |
740 |
Take my wife. Please. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
741 |
Apparently "clean energy" was poorly translated. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
742 |
de Blasio's clean-up-the-city campaign has gone too far! |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
743 |
My mother had one of those. I always thought it looked like a spaceship. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
744 |
On the plus side, my allergies are gone. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
745 |
I thought it was, "Beam me up." not "Suck me up." |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
746 |
Well I've always wondered what happens when you're exposed to the vacuum of space. |
1.3039 |
0.05536 |
102 |
76 |
21 |
5 |
747 |
How much do we really love this dog? |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
748 |
We have a poop bag, thank you very much! |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
749 |
"Invaders from outer space? Well that sucks! |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
750 |
Don't worry honey. Your butt is way too big to fit in their nozzle. |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
751 |
This is a quantum leap for Dyson! |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
752 |
My Grandma had one of those, but it didn't fly. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
753 |
The city has outsourced street sweeping again |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
754 |
They'll never get us with that attachment. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
755 |
I'd have thought they'd at least come in a Dyson. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
756 |
I hear it comes with a hundred thousand-light-year warranty. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
757 |
I thought life under Trump sucked. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
758 |
Careful, you know what dog hair does to this thing! |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
759 |
It's powerful enough, but doesn't corner very well. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
760 |
You'd think, wouldn't you, that alien technology would have advanced beyond the Hoover. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
761 |
Aaron's Appliance Repair is on the next block. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
762 |
'The Orecks are coming! The Orecks are coming!' |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
763 |
And I thought only Washington was living in a vacuum. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
764 |
'Amazing! I didn't think the invasion would be cordless.' |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
765 |
Their new ship really sucks |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
766 |
Somehow I expected more advanced technology... |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
767 |
It's hoovering right over us! |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
768 |
Is this what they mean by the vacuum of space? |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
769 |
Don't worry, it's an Amazon drone making returns. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
770 |
Not again. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
771 |
We've outsourced environmental clean-up. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
772 |
I hear there's a serious penalty if you don't pick up after your dog. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
773 |
Quicker Picker Upper or not, we called Uber! |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
774 |
How advanced can they be if they don't even have a Dyson? |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
775 |
I'm having a hard time believing they came all this way just to take the dog hair of our pants. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
776 |
Remember that space saver vacuum I ordered from Bed, Bath and Beyond..? |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
777 |
They're back. Apparently we've made quite a mess of things. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
778 |
I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
779 |
It makes a giant, sucking sound. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
780 |
Take us to the carpet of your leader. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
781 |
Electrolux finally got a military contract |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
782 |
Apparently, they have come to believe that dog poop is a valuable commodity based on how quickly we bag it off the sidewalk. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
783 |
Like Nature, Fido abhors a vacuum. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
784 |
"Vacuum me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it... |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
785 |
Get the one in front - he must be their leader! |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
786 |
When they said that space is a vacuum, I didn't take them literally! |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
787 |
I told you we should have brought the pooper scooper. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
788 |
Gee, building a wall seems even dumber now. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
789 |
I always knew an alien invasion would suck. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
790 |
It isn't just nature that abhors it |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
791 |
Huh... I'd expect it to look more like a Roomba. |
1.3000 |
0.05774 |
100 |
76 |
18 |
6 |
792 |
Do you think he was right about the garbage truck, too? |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
793 |
That must be the vacuum that Nature abhors. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
794 |
You can have my wife, but I'm keeping the dog! |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
795 |
This was it...The day Fido spent his entire life preparing for... |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
796 |
He always barks at vacuums and strangers, but I'm really with him this time. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
797 |
Wow, it's cordless. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
798 |
I'm guessing it's a Hoovercraft. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
799 |
Yes, I suppose this is ironic. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
800 |
This should be less painful than the upholstery attachment. |
1.3000 |
0.06113 |
100 |
78 |
14 |
8 |
801 |
I guess they want to clean up the mess before they take over. |
1.3000 |
0.05222 |
100 |
73 |
24 |
3 |
802 |
Their next stop is Uranus |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
803 |
Maybe the cat was on to something all along. |
1.3000 |
0.05946 |
100 |
77 |
16 |
7 |
804 |
I think that this is going to suck! |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
805 |
Take them to our leader. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
806 |
I guess Ross P. was wrong. That's the giant sucking sound. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
807 |
For a UFO, it sure sucks! |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
808 |
Fear not, Earthlings. Just looking for Hoover Dam. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
809 |
H. G. Wells wasn't even close. |
1.2959 |
0.06190 |
98 |
77 |
13 |
8 |
810 |
Quick - get behind a chair leg! |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
811 |
The dogs are always the first to know. |
1.2959 |
0.05657 |
98 |
74 |
19 |
5 |
812 |
There IS extraterrestrial life--Eureka! |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
813 |
Look honey! Its a "Hoovercraft" |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
814 |
Beam us up. There's too much trash down here. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
815 |
" Morning becomes Electrolux"! |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
816 |
Look! Is that a Hoover craft? |
1.2959 |
0.06190 |
98 |
77 |
13 |
8 |
817 |
When they said, "we'll be vac," I thought it was just a Russian accent. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
818 |
Time has run out for us to clean up our own mess. |
1.2959 |
0.05468 |
98 |
73 |
21 |
4 |
819 |
FIDO! How many times do I have to tell you? It's just a vacuum cleaner. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
820 |
I told you already... the bag is full |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
821 |
He thinks its the mail man. |
1.2959 |
0.05272 |
98 |
72 |
23 |
3 |
822 |
Directions to the Hoover Dam? It's just north of Roswell. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
823 |
All these years, I thought Rex were was just paranoid. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
824 |
It must be from a very tidy planet. |
1.2959 |
0.06017 |
98 |
76 |
15 |
7 |
825 |
Oh, that? That's a Hoovercraft. |
1.2959 |
0.05840 |
98 |
75 |
17 |
6 |
826 |
That science guy is right....... It is a vacuum in outer space. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
827 |
Oh. You know this is gonna suck. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
828 |
Larry, suck up the four legged one... he's clearly the boss. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
829 |
At least I won't have to pay my student loans . . . |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
830 |
Don't be afraid. It's just the Republican tax reform plan. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
831 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
832 |
Don't worry, they've got the wrong attachment on. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
833 |
You used to laugh when she barked at the vacuum cleaner. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
834 |
Honey, can you see if it is set to "suck" or "blow?" |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
835 |
Wait...I've gotta to update my status from feeling "Meh" to "WTF" |
1.2917 |
0.06268 |
96 |
76 |
12 |
8 |
836 |
I hope their anal probes are more up-to-date. |
1.2917 |
0.06441 |
96 |
77 |
10 |
9 |
837 |
No climate control, but at least we have the Clean Air Act. |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
838 |
When the Republicans said they were going to "Clean up the streets", I pictured more police. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
839 |
Act Caucasian -- it's the HSA. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
840 |
This must be what happened to the cat. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
841 |
I think they've mistaken this for Washington. |
1.2917 |
0.05322 |
96 |
71 |
22 |
3 |
842 |
And here I thought we might someday be destroyed by a giant missile, not a giant Bissell. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
843 |
So that's the famous Interstellar Vacuum! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
844 |
Please take us! |
1.2917 |
0.06091 |
96 |
75 |
14 |
7 |
845 |
Don't screw this up again: remember, just the dog! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
846 |
It's hard not to get swept up in the excitement of it all. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
847 |
Just like the bumper sticker says : LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE! |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
848 |
This could get real covfefe! |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
849 |
Oh oh. This might be my fault. I just threw one of their babies out the other day. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
850 |
Take us to your Roomba. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
851 |
Don't look frightened , maybe they'll just take the dog. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
852 |
What is it with dogs and vacuum cleaners? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
853 |
Finally! Clean air! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
854 |
Bring it on dirtbags! |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
855 |
Down boy, if they were that advanced, it would be a Roomba. |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
856 |
Is this what they mean by the grim sweeper? |
1.2917 |
0.05719 |
96 |
73 |
18 |
5 |
857 |
Show them the poop bag now. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
858 |
I can’t believe they come in cordless now. |
1.2917 |
0.05908 |
96 |
74 |
16 |
6 |
859 |
Don’t worry, it’s not plugged in. |
1.2917 |
0.05524 |
96 |
72 |
20 |
4 |
860 |
They've come a long way since the door to door salesmen. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
861 |
Oh great. Just when I thought this day couldn't suck any more. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
862 |
I think we're going to be okay, here. That's an old model. |
1.2872 |
0.04692 |
94 |
67 |
27 |
0 |
863 |
Quick, quick, under the rug! |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
864 |
He tried to warn us. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
865 |
My first UFO sighting and it kind of sucks. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
866 |
Next thing you know, he'll be draining the swamp and tweeting about it. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
867 |
Don't worry. They only exist in a vacuum. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
868 |
And we can be your masters for only twelve easy payments! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
869 |
Don't they know that none of us lives in a vacuum, Martha? |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
870 |
Apropos spaceships, that one sucks. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
871 |
What's this? I'm still not comfortable with drones. |
1.2872 |
0.04930 |
94 |
68 |
25 |
1 |
872 |
Wait, do vacuums work in space? |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
873 |
Think they'll leave us alone if we let them have the dog? |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
874 |
It's the vacuum of space. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
875 |
The outer space vacuum theory was not a hoax. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
876 |
If it's bagless we've got a shot. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
877 |
You can't hear it because there is no sound in the vacuum of space. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
878 |
I see they're outsourcing border control. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
879 |
I really pictured the Rapture differently |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
880 |
I remember my science teacher saying there was a vacuum in space.... Maybe this is it.. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
881 |
This won't do much to quell his fear of the vacuum. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
882 |
I found three more ugly flightless organisms for the collection! |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
883 |
Look its a hoovercraft! |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
884 |
This is why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
885 |
I guess just poor communication after promising to clean up Washington. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
886 |
We should never have left so much space junk. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
887 |
This is what happens when you abduct the cleaning lady instead of the rocket scientist. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
888 |
It's just a mirage. Don't get sucked in. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
889 |
They want us to suck up to them |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
890 |
Vacuum me up, Scotty! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
891 |
Don't worry. Your ass is too big. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
892 |
Maybe if you ever did the chores, it wouldn't be so "unidentified." |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
893 |
I think we're OK. It seems to be smiling. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
894 |
So much for the Rapture! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
895 |
Darling, did you say hovering or Hoovering? |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
896 |
It's nice not having to carry poop bags any more, but this seems a little excessive! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
897 |
They go door to door and are incredibly persistent. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
898 |
I'd be more worried if it was a Dyson. |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
899 |
See, illegal aliens do the jobs Americans don't want, or are too lazy to do |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
900 |
This is what happens when you bring in outside help. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
901 |
Just doing a little house cleaning before we move in. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
902 |
I knew the rapture would come, I just couldn't figure out how. Thank God for STEM. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
903 |
Quick, make like a sock! |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
904 |
I thought we were taking the train. |
1.2872 |
0.05374 |
94 |
70 |
21 |
3 |
905 |
We've got three more years with this guy, I say we take our chances. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
906 |
E.T. Clean home! |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
907 |
Their pooper scooper is light years ahead of ours. |
1.2872 |
0.05978 |
94 |
73 |
15 |
6 |
908 |
Dang! I didn't know Castro had a space program! |
1.2872 |
0.06167 |
94 |
74 |
13 |
7 |
909 |
That giant sucking sound? It's us. |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
910 |
There's that giant sucking sound again... |
1.2872 |
0.05583 |
94 |
71 |
19 |
4 |
911 |
This isn't what I pictured when you said "vacuum of leadership". |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
912 |
No point in calling it in. They'll just sweep it under the rug. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
913 |
Well, the afterlife might suck too. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
914 |
There's a vacuum in our lives. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
915 |
I've seen my share of UFOs, but that's a big sucker! |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
916 |
I guess there is life in a vacuum. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
917 |
I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
918 |
Now I see why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
919 |
so long, suckers... |
1.2842 |
0.05325 |
95 |
71 |
21 |
3 |
920 |
Wake up, Rover! You're having a nightmare! |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
921 |
Elon Musk's Department of Sanitation. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
922 |
Would you mind directing me to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
923 |
We'll get you, my pretties, and your little dog, too! |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
924 |
There is a rug that need vacuuming at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
925 |
Jumpin' jiminy! A hovering Hoover! Must be cloud-based. |
1.2842 |
0.05111 |
95 |
70 |
23 |
2 |
926 |
Oh no! Now they’ve sent The Mothership. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
927 |
Carl Sagan was right! |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
928 |
Just like I told you when we left our planet, their dogs are scared of vacuums. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
929 |
You thought they abduct people with tractor beams? You watch too many movies. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
930 |
It's just a Department of Offensive Tactics Alien Removal Device., an old D.O.T.A.R.D. |
1.2842 |
0.05923 |
95 |
74 |
15 |
6 |
931 |
"I've always heard that there's a vacuum in outer space". |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
932 |
After 88 years of travel we finally made it. Take us to your leader, we heard he's one of us! |
1.2842 |
0.05532 |
95 |
72 |
19 |
4 |
933 |
Easy, boy, it's just a political vacuum. |
1.2842 |
0.05731 |
95 |
73 |
17 |
5 |
934 |
Looks like the physicists were right about the vacuum of space beyond our atmosphere. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
935 |
If they clean up the mess in Washington as well, they can stay. |
1.2826 |
0.05202 |
92 |
68 |
22 |
2 |
936 |
I always heard space was a vacuum. But this is not what I pictured! |
1.2826 |
0.06245 |
92 |
73 |
12 |
7 |
937 |
I liked it better when aliens just probed us. |
1.2826 |
0.04967 |
92 |
67 |
24 |
1 |
938 |
Eureka!" "No, I think it's a Hoover. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
939 |
There it is again, that crazy infomercial I was telling you about! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
940 |
Didn't the previous alien invaders use uprights? |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
941 |
Well, that really sucks. |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
942 |
I TOLD you, when you go after more than one, they get stuck in the tube! |
1.2826 |
0.06051 |
92 |
72 |
14 |
6 |
943 |
It turns out the dog was trying to warn us. |
1.2826 |
0.05642 |
92 |
70 |
18 |
4 |
944 |
Okay Rex......you can bark at THAT vacuum. |
1.2826 |
0.05850 |
92 |
71 |
16 |
5 |
945 |
I guess they haven't heard that nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2787 |
0.07064 |
61 |
47 |
11 |
3 |
946 |
It must not be a very advanced civilization, or else they'd have a Dyson. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
947 |
Save yourself and the dog, I'll try to clog the hose! |
1.2778 |
0.05247 |
90 |
67 |
21 |
2 |
948 |
Relax. It's just a wet/dry vac to drain the swamp. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
949 |
What's that hoovering above us? |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
950 |
I guess one can indeed develop superior intelligence in a vacuum. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
951 |
That new pooper scooper app is amazing. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
952 |
"Dammit", The U.F.O,s have signed onto the Paris Accords. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
953 |
Struggling for a visual, little Harold attempted to imagine the "vacuum of space" |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
954 |
This confirms it. The EPA really does suck. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
955 |
I told you, the dog suit was fooling no one. Let Roomba go home. |
1.2778 |
0.05703 |
90 |
69 |
17 |
4 |
956 |
Next time we're sending the Roomba. |
1.2778 |
0.05480 |
90 |
68 |
19 |
3 |
957 |
I thought nothing could live in the vacuum of space. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
958 |
Oh No!!! We forgot the poop bag! |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
959 |
Finally, one that will pick up dog hair. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
960 |
Which phobia is this? |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
961 |
Fido abhors a vacuum too. |
1.2778 |
0.05004 |
90 |
66 |
23 |
1 |
962 |
At least it solves the Amelia Earhart mystery... |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
963 |
They say there's a sucker born every minute |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
964 |
Graham Greene would appreciate this. |
1.2778 |
0.05918 |
90 |
70 |
15 |
5 |
965 |
They've sure improved on their abduction devices. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
966 |
Seven light years just to show up every second Thursday? |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
967 |
Well... if they can't "drain the swamp" they might as well "vaccume the sidewalk" |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
968 |
Remember, we only want the dog, no more humans! |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
969 |
Well, that sure sucks. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
970 |
I thought that Nature abhorred a vacuum! |
1.2759 |
0.06476 |
87 |
70 |
10 |
7 |
971 |
How advanced could they be? It's not a Dyson. |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
972 |
They call it a Hoovercraft. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
973 |
You're saying it wrong. It's "hovering," not "hoovering." "Hoovering" is something Brits do. Be quiet, Sparky. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
974 |
Don't worry. It's just a Hoovercraft. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
975 |
Grab the dog, Millie. That giant sucking sound means we're getting too close to the border. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
976 |
No thanks, we already have a Roomba. |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
977 |
It's used to clean flying carpets. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
978 |
Do you think they can remove dog hair off of suede? |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
979 |
Wait! They told us we couldn't bring home another dog. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
980 |
It was one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a bunch of dirty footprints for everyone else! |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
981 |
They must be from the planet Electrolux. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
982 |
Great...now we're being invaded by aliens with OCD. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
983 |
They can't suck anymore than our current leader |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
984 |
Apparently, we need a roof, not a wall. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
985 |
All we are is dust in the wind. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
986 |
Last time we were abducted it was so much more glamorous. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
987 |
Don't worry - its not plugged in. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
988 |
"Oh look, I pictured the rapture differently". |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
989 |
Honey, when I said get a vacuum that's out of this world, I didn't mean it like this. |
1.2759 |
0.05345 |
87 |
65 |
20 |
2 |
990 |
They don't ever do under the bridges. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
991 |
Yeah, he's always barked at vacuum cleaners, but this time he may be right |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
992 |
Yes, to them we're just dust in the wind. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
993 |
Well, that sucks. |
1.2727 |
0.06610 |
88 |
72 |
8 |
8 |
994 |
You can't say it isn't a novel way of cleaning up Washington. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
995 |
Well, there you have it. Aliens suck. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
996 |
Trump is looking for some supporters! |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
997 |
I thought they would be an advanced civilization, but that’s not even a Dyson. |
1.2727 |
0.05041 |
88 |
65 |
22 |
1 |
998 |
Say what you want but believe me when I say nothing can suck worse than living here after the last election. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
999 |
We're safe- It's not plugged in. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1000 |
It can't be that intelligent, it's not bagless. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1001 |
Now THAT is the dog's worst nightmare! |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1002 |
Well, we could use a clean start. |
1.2727 |
0.06203 |
88 |
70 |
12 |
6 |
1003 |
You know, I never imagined being sucked into the vacuum of space would be like this. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1004 |
Excellent timing, we've forgotten to bring a baggie! |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1005 |
And you said the Roomba wasn't watching us... |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1006 |
It's a political vacuum. It sucks. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1007 |
Actually, I think the new Air Dyson looks a little too retro. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1008 |
He prefers to be brushed. |
1.2727 |
0.05294 |
88 |
66 |
20 |
2 |
1009 |
Sweeping change is here. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1010 |
Ask Elon Musk. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1011 |
They stole our technology! |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1012 |
Suck me up, Scottie! |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1013 |
Well! they are going to have to settle for "we came; we saw; we vacuumed up." |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1014 |
Take us to your dust bunnies! |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
1015 |
Take us to your Oreck. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
1016 |
Can you direct us to the Hoover Dam? |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
1017 |
Look honey, that tesla guy got into vacuums. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1018 |
I get the push for cleaner air, but . . . |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1019 |
Rocket man launches a pre-emptive strike |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1020 |
You’d think an advanced civilization would have newer equipment. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1021 |
No worries Max, it's a cat scan. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1022 |
Well technically, space is a vacuum. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1023 |
Look, another private flight sucking the American tax payer's dollar. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1024 |
Hoover me up Scottie! |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
1025 |
Sure, they're highly advanced from some 40 thousand light years away, but it still took them since 1956 to get here. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1026 |
I would’ve expected something a bit less ‘dernier siècle’. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1027 |
Ross, I do hear a "Giant Sucking Sound!!" |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1028 |
Those clean air people still don't get it. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1029 |
Did Goodyear merge with Hoover? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1030 |
It’s the maid en voyage. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1031 |
Well, it looks like the machina ex deum has arrived. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1032 |
I guess they want to clean up the neighborhood before they land. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1033 |
I can finally relate to his fear of the vacuum. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1034 |
I think the word you want is hover, not hoover. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1035 |
We ALREADY scooped! |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1036 |
For When a Plastic Bag and a Scooper Just Aren't Enough |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1037 |
That''s all we need...another out of town environmentalist. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1038 |
Easy Rover, it's just a hoovercraft. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1039 |
Somehow I imaged them being more, I don't know." "Disc shaped? |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1040 |
I wonder how good it is at picking up pet hair. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1041 |
You're right, alien absuction makes so much more sense. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1042 |
Would you look at that. I didn't think they made canister vacuums anymore. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1043 |
It's OK. They're on the way to Washington! |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1044 |
Let’s hope they’re just here for the leaves. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
1045 |
Oh geez, this is gonna suck. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1046 |
I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. |
1.2706 |
0.06979 |
85 |
71 |
5 |
9 |
1047 |
I just knew that if aliens ever came, they'd suck. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1048 |
Too bad you didn't think of that before you named him Dusty. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1049 |
So that giant sucking noise wasn't the sound of our country's dignity going down the drain! |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1050 |
U.F.O.H.E.P.A. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1051 |
Mitzy had been training for this moment her entire life. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
1052 |
Can't say the dog didn't warn us. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1053 |
The doggie doo ordinances are getting out of hand! |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1054 |
A giant WHAT sound? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1055 |
No wonder he is afraid of our vacuum cleaner.... |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1056 |
This reminds me of the time Buster was barking at that mailman-shaped alien spacecraft. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1057 |
Well there goes the theory that nothing can exist in a vacuum. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
1058 |
Retract! That's a virus with two hosts! |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1059 |
I thought my fear of getting lost in the vacuum of space was irrational. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1060 |
Look! It's one of those new hoover-crafts! |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1061 |
The big ones will clog the hose. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
1062 |
That must be the vacuum of space I've heard about. |
1.2706 |
0.05128 |
85 |
63 |
21 |
1 |
1063 |
I'm so glad we don't have to use those disgusting plastic bags anymore. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
1064 |
You were right. Running into them would suck. |
1.2697 |
0.05709 |
89 |
69 |
16 |
4 |
1065 |
I thought cloud technology was more complex than this. |
1.2697 |
0.05929 |
89 |
70 |
14 |
5 |
1066 |
Did he say, "take me to your leader"? |
1.2667 |
0.07078 |
60 |
47 |
10 |
3 |
1067 |
You really meant it when you said the new pooper-scooper is out of this world |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1068 |
When Trump deports the aliens, who will do the cleaning for us ? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1069 |
There goes more American jobs. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1070 |
I guess life can suck on other planets, too. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
1071 |
I never took the concept of the vacuum of space literally. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1072 |
HG Wells sure got it wrong. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1073 |
These new immigration policies suck. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1074 |
Why do I suddenly feel like a dust bunny! |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1075 |
Our leader? Right this way! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1076 |
They've come for our dust. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
1077 |
I could state the obvious that this really sucks, but why bother. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1078 |
A hose encounter of the third kind |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1079 |
They've been cleaning up other civilization's messes since the Hoover administration. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1080 |
My bet's the small one will produce the precious cargo we seek. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1081 |
Remain calm and don't look them in the antennae. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1082 |
Don't worry, it's only a Hoover craft. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1083 |
Well, yesterday they were spotted over the Hoover Dam. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1084 |
Did you bring the pet attachment? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1085 |
I hear there's a shortage of lint on their planet. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1086 |
"I always wondered about the "space is a vacuum"thing. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1087 |
Oh shit! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1088 |
They must want to take us back to the fifties. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1089 |
I thought that they were on the Trump no-entry list? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1090 |
Crop circles, maybe. But this still doesn't explain about the cows. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1091 |
Sure it’s powerful, but how often do they have to change the filter? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1092 |
I knew the Boeing-Hoover merger would lead to strange designs. |
1.2651 |
0.05167 |
83 |
62 |
20 |
1 |
1093 |
This isn't anything like the movies! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1094 |
Well, this could really suck. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1095 |
Quick! Wave the poopie bag! |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1096 |
Say something so they know we're not dust. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1097 |
Suck us up Scotty! |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1098 |
Finally ... no more plastic baggies! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1099 |
Relax Martha, They only want to tease the dog. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1100 |
Now that really sucks. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1101 |
Well, dust to dust. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
1102 |
Mr Sulu, set phasers to shag! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1103 |
Did you order an Uber Scooper? |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
1104 |
Relax, it’s an obsolete Electrolux. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1105 |
'I think he's looking to drain the swamp.' |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1106 |
They've decided to replace the EPA. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1107 |
'Remarkable to think that they traveled all this way in a vacuum...' |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1108 |
Man, they're really cracking down on dog poop in the park. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1109 |
Now THAT's a great sucking sound! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1110 |
Finally, someone is going to clean up our mess! |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1111 |
Take us to your Roomba. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1112 |
Not them, the small one's hair will gum up the filter... |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1113 |
If it was a Dyson, we'd be home by now. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
1114 |
"...and the best part is that Mexico is paying for it!' |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1115 |
So that's the great sucking sound we've been hearing. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1116 |
Ya...like I said...life sucks. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
1117 |
Keep walking and don't act like a specimen. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
1118 |
Don’t worry they’re only looking for illegal aliens. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
1119 |
Can aliens really be trying to beam up Scotty in a Hoover craft? |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1120 |
They're cleaning up the galaxy. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1121 |
It could be a joint venture between Uber and Lyft. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1122 |
We are hoovercraft. All resistance is futile. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1123 |
It's a cartoon about nothing. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1124 |
Hey--doesn't the universe abhor a vacuum? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1125 |
They must have some really bad allergies. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1126 |
I think we're on the wrong end of an ethnic cleansing. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1127 |
It's that damn vacuum of outer space |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1128 |
I see tax reform passed. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1129 |
And Kudos to our intergalactic Pooper Scoopers. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1130 |
There goes the 'We come in peace' option. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1131 |
I told you the air was clean here. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1132 |
It's that giant sucking sound again. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1133 |
Damn. Sparky was right all along. |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
1134 |
Well, THAT makes me feel like a speck of dust in the universe. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1135 |
It has an abduction motor. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1136 |
I think my ride is here. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1137 |
Their wireless technology is miles more advanced than ours. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1138 |
Hide! It must be the invaders from Planet Nambia! |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1139 |
That's odd, she's never barked at vacuum cleaners before. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1140 |
We're here to drain the Swamp. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1141 |
Keep moving or we're dust. |
1.2593 |
0.05493 |
81 |
62 |
17 |
2 |
1142 |
We heard things kinda suck around here... |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1143 |
Miriam, you should you called 'Uber' and not 'Hoover' to come pick us up? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1144 |
Just tell me it's not your parents. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1145 |
Ready to go for a ride, Fido? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1146 |
You didn't mention you had family flying in. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1147 |
Suck me up, Scottie! |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1148 |
And just who do they think are going to do this messy job when all the undocumented aliens are gone? |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1149 |
But we're not immigrants! |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1150 |
Ahh, so this is NAFTA... |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1151 |
The part I hate the most is cleaning out the canister. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1152 |
No Alice, I still think the government sucks the most. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1153 |
Now we know life can exist in a vacuum. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1154 |
I think we've been mistaken for crumbs. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1155 |
No intelligent life here, Captain. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1156 |
It is true, space is a giant vacuum. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1157 |
She was right about vacuums - maybe we should investigate the mailman too. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1158 |
That is not the way I imagined God would come for me |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1159 |
Maybe we should have picked up his poop back there. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1160 |
Don’t worry. I left all the loose change at home. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1161 |
If they take you, I'll feed the dog. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1162 |
American's developed that technology over 90 years ago. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1163 |
It's all right, Rex. We picked it up. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1164 |
This could really suck. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1165 |
Guess they figured the swamp wasn't going to vacuum itself. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1166 |
Remember when street performers would just juggle? |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
1167 |
Look at the design of it. No wonder nature abhors it. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1168 |
I imagined the Rapture differently. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1169 |
I don't know about this new street cleaning contractor. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1170 |
I told you the canister would come back. |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
1171 |
Where in the universe is that thing plugged in? |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1172 |
Well here they come to draft Buddy again. Will that damned Martian war against the longhaired Siamese never end? |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1173 |
Yeah, flying really sucks these days. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1174 |
Sparky confronts the awesome vacuum of space. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1175 |
October 29th: SkyVac becomes self-aware. |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1176 |
Look! It's the aliens from planet OCD. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1177 |
Did you promise them virgins or cats? |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1178 |
Harold, please tell me you backed up our photos... |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1179 |
Beam me up, Hoover. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1180 |
so long, suckers... |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1181 |
We've got to get them into the subway. |
1.2593 |
0.05205 |
81 |
61 |
19 |
1 |
1182 |
Look! It's one of those high-tech pooper scoopers! |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1183 |
This explains all the static on our tv earlier |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1184 |
They must have company coming. |
1.2593 |
0.05768 |
81 |
63 |
15 |
3 |
1185 |
Thank God, what took so long? |
1.2593 |
0.06521 |
81 |
66 |
9 |
6 |
1186 |
Look's like the city's outsourcing street cleaning again. |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1187 |
How dangerous can they be? They're using a Hoover canister from the 40's. or Don't worry, they have the suction on the wrong end. |
1.2593 |
0.06280 |
81 |
65 |
11 |
5 |
1188 |
It's the most ridiculous looking UFO ever, but I've never seen the sidewalks so clean! |
1.2540 |
0.06776 |
63 |
50 |
10 |
3 |
1189 |
Stop it! You're scaring the dog. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1190 |
They're just living in a vacuum. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1191 |
Maybe that's why nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1192 |
First Trump now Hoover |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1193 |
I'm glad we're finally clearing the air. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1194 |
Wow, I always thought "the vacuum of space" was something different. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1195 |
No Zork; this is a cleanup mission. Politicians only. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1196 |
Slow down mate, let them pick up the dog poop first |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1197 |
For a space ship, this one really sucks! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1198 |
Here's how you drain a swamp. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1199 |
Just when I thought the world couldn't suck any more. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1200 |
I told Our Leader I didn't like this planet, and she said, "Suck it up." |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1201 |
Don't worry. He's been training for this moment his whole life. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1202 |
I was always curious why they called it the "vacuum of space." |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1203 |
Vacuuming the hill country, eh? When did they finish draining the swamp? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1204 |
We're saved! It's Dyson ex machina |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1205 |
I expected something more high tech. Like a Dyson |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1206 |
Eureka!...We found them. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1207 |
Wait! You missed Spot. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1208 |
It's an older model--very little suction. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1209 |
I told you we should have brought a poop bag. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1210 |
I bet they don't do windows either. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1211 |
Well, the mayor did promise to clean up the town. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1212 |
The evolution of Cockroaches |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1213 |
OK, this one you can be afraid of. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1214 |
Bob and Doris wondered if the quest to to outsource cheap labour had gone too far |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1215 |
I think they've gone a little too far with making sure we clean up after our pets. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1216 |
Their new probe sucks big time. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1217 |
It was bad enough having to watch out for coyotes. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1218 |
Is that the new Dyson? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1219 |
I was wondering who won the city's clean-up contract. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1220 |
And you accuse me of living in a vacuum |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1221 |
The speaker at the planetarium said that outer space is full of those things. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1222 |
It was bound to happen — the dust bunnies are getting their revenge. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1223 |
This is probably going to suck. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1224 |
Something tells me this is going to suck. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1225 |
Say, isn't that a vacumulous cloud? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1226 |
It's true! Space IS a vacuum! |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1227 |
You don't see an old model like that every day! |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1228 |
It WILL work. The salesman specifically said this attachment is for earth's land-based mammals. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1229 |
Guess I didn't need the pooper scooper after all |
1.2532 |
0.04923 |
79 |
59 |
20 |
0 |
1230 |
They're serious about poop scooping. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1231 |
Yes, definitely copyright infringement. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1232 |
I believe in "curb your dog," but this is going too far. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1233 |
Nature! Stop barking! It's just a vacuum. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1234 |
So that's what they mean by 'living in a vacuum.' |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1235 |
He lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1236 |
It's designed to suck the loose change from the couches and pockets of the middle class. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1237 |
Dog-poop-be-gone unit D patrolling Central Park, over... |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1238 |
Whoa! Fluffy abhors a vacuum. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1239 |
Wait, Irma! Its not hovering! Its hoovering! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1240 |
Is that the new pooper scooper you ordered on Amazon? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1241 |
Well, Helen. What I have to tell you next will suck a whole lot more. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1242 |
A canister? Are you kidding me? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1243 |
Wanna try out the new crack and crevice tool? |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1244 |
His campaign did promise to clean up our streets." |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1245 |
Well, that sucks. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1246 |
I had always wondered how to clean flying carpets. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1247 |
Cleaning up the environment |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1248 |
In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1249 |
I know we have thirty already but they're so damn cute. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1250 |
It's an alien hoovercraft! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1251 |
We're not gonna suck up to them. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1252 |
We've come to free you from your four-legged overlords. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1253 |
This totally sucks. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1254 |
Watch your wallet. This is what the government is using instead of raising taxes. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1255 |
No wonder men in the 1950s called it an unidentified flying object... |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1256 |
For a UFO, it sucks. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1257 |
Do you think they want to clean us or eat us? |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1258 |
Abort, abort, we only have room for two! |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1259 |
Well, that really sucks. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1260 |
Looks like the poop patrol is on alert today |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1261 |
Missed a spot.... |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1262 |
Close encounters of the hygienic kind |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1263 |
Which side of the street do we park on when they vacuum |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
1264 |
There go the Joneses, showing off their new pooper-scooper |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1265 |
But can they do windows? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1266 |
Look at that flying Hoover hover! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1267 |
Frankly I'm a bit disappointed; you'd expect a truly advanced civilization to show up in a bag-free upright model. |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1268 |
Don't worry, Daisy has been preparing for this moment her whole life. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1269 |
Relax, that's the wrong attachment |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1270 |
Honey, can you hold the leash for a second while I grab my phone? |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1271 |
I wouldn't worry, it's not plugged in. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1272 |
Please - he’s hypoallergenic and non-shedding! |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1273 |
Honey, is that a CORDLESS vacuum cleaner? |
1.2532 |
0.05243 |
79 |
60 |
18 |
1 |
1274 |
How does he know that we are Mexican? |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1275 |
Take us to your dust bunnies! |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1276 |
That's one hell-of-a pooper scooper! |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1277 |
He couldn’t get funding for the wall so they’re testing the Giant Vacuum. |
1.2532 |
0.05544 |
79 |
61 |
16 |
2 |
1278 |
You don't want to be here when the thing gets clogged. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1279 |
Some camouflage! They see us. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1280 |
Trump wants to shut down the EPA for this?! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1281 |
They're funded by the Clean Air Act. |
1.2532 |
0.06612 |
79 |
65 |
8 |
6 |
1282 |
Quit whining and just suck it up! |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1283 |
It's not just me, nature abhors them, as well. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1284 |
Just don't tell me to "suck it up!" |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
1285 |
Hoover Dam? Make a right at the 3rd light in Roswell. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
1286 |
Oh no! OCD UFOs! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1287 |
Stay quiet and pretend not to be dust. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1288 |
I see our President is adopting some of Hoover’s policies |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1289 |
A vacuum abhors nature. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1290 |
It must have a really long cord. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1291 |
So, do the crop circles appear before or after you take away the cows? |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1292 |
How advanced can they be? It’s clearly not hypoallergenic. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1293 |
The Peterson's were shocked to find that their new dog grooming service was literally out of this world. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1294 |
It's that giant sucking sound of our jobs going to Mars. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1295 |
You're taking me to the cleaners? |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
1296 |
All along, he was trying to warn us. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1297 |
It's your lucky day, we are allergic to dog hair. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1298 |
It's OK Corky, nature abhors those dang things, too. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1299 |
I suppose it's better than being probed. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1300 |
Whew, they just missed us, kids. Kids? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1301 |
Forget it. We'll never clean up this place. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1302 |
At least they're the tidying up kind. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1303 |
Greetings. We at Intergalactic Cleaners have been informed of a swamp problem somewhere in your nation? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1304 |
Rex knew all along |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1305 |
It's not even a Dyson and they call themselves advanced. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1306 |
over our heads in housework out here too. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1307 |
You laughed, George. You laughed when my horoscope said I was destined to die in the vacuum of space. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1308 |
Oh great, as if my day didn't suck already! |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
1309 |
@realHerbertHoover: they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1310 |
I told you they were going to start cracking down on people who didn't clean up after their pets. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1311 |
I said, "stop chasing the cats!" But you just wouldn't listen. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1312 |
Not sure why they traveled so far to pick up dog poop. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1313 |
Someone should tell them "hover" has only one "o". |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1314 |
I've that people from other planets may live in a vacuum. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1315 |
Is this part of what they call 'The Rapture'? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1316 |
In Space, No One Can Hear You Suck. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1317 |
OMG! They're Hoovering! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1318 |
Quick! Where's the poo bag? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1319 |
I told you we should have brought the extension hose! |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1320 |
If he puts it in reverse, run! |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1321 |
Your spaceship sucks |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1322 |
You forgot to grab the poop bag again, didn't you. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1323 |
Take cover, a Hoover hovers over. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1324 |
I told you there was a vacuum out there. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1325 |
Nature appears to abhor us. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1326 |
No honey, the Macy's parade is next month. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
1327 |
Sure gives new meaning to "big sucking sound." |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1328 |
Grandma always said Electrolux would change the world ! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1329 |
We PROMISE we'll pick-up the poop! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1330 |
By golly, Marge! That must be one of those vacuums of space they talk about. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1331 |
Betty had a sinking feeling that this would be her comeuppance for the ruthless way she treated Legos. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1332 |
I hope they're here for our leader! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1333 |
Look out! It may be Jared Kushner expelled from the vacuum this time. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1334 |
I guess they're finally going to clean up the swamp. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1335 |
Take me to your cleaner |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1336 |
The trick to exterminating humans is to set the knob to carpet. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1337 |
This literally sucks. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1338 |
Hi, don't panic we're from the Government an we're here to help you! |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1339 |
Let's design it to run on solar, I said. But no, you insisted on the dog-poop model. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1340 |
Hartzwqrkth, you know those four-legged creatures get stuck whenever we do this. Let's go over a block. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1341 |
Looks like life sucks everywhere. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1342 |
Bob, if you even mention the 'vacuum of space' Im leaving you. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1343 |
I always thought the 'vacuum of space' was more of an expression. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1344 |
Boy, that's a big sucker..... |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1345 |
Love our new pooper scooper service. It's out of the world! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1346 |
I told you there would be consequences for not picking up after him. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1347 |
Um...a Dyson maybe? |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1348 |
Margaret...where's Bobby? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1349 |
Lucky we brought the dog |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1350 |
They want to land in a clean environment. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1351 |
Contest #586 Oct 2, 2017: "Try not to look like a dust bunny, Charlotte." |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1352 |
Not much has changed since the fifties. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1353 |
Well, there's the proof. Nature abhores a vacuum. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1354 |
Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
1355 |
They may be advanced but their 'transporter' really sucks! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1356 |
He's been trying to warn us for years! |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
1357 |
Well, you always said you wanted to be swept off your feet. Now's your chance. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
1358 |
Looks like they got that new pooper scooper off the ground |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
1359 |
Funny. He usually barks at vacuum cleaners. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
1360 |
Scotty, we're losing suction!" "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1361 |
That's the 2018 Zoomba with the dog-catcher attachment. |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1362 |
And they say they're light years ahead of us, hah! |
1.2468 |
0.05891 |
77 |
61 |
13 |
3 |
1363 |
Finally I am going to have this done to me with the lights on. |
1.2468 |
0.06445 |
77 |
63 |
9 |
5 |
1364 |
I told you today was going to suck. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1365 |
Those Hoover sales reps never give up. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1366 |
This is going to suck. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1367 |
You have to admit. It's better than a poop bag. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1368 |
I hear their planet sucks |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1369 |
They need to change their aerospace contractor to Dyson before I go with them. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1370 |
It must be one of those new electric Hoovercrafts looking for a place to plug in. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1371 |
Capture the leader. The followers are not worth examining. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1372 |
Suck them up Scotty. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1373 |
Told you your first encounter would suck. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1374 |
I refuse to suck up to them. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1375 |
Hey! Don't you know nature abhors a vacuum? |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1376 |
Maybe they've been sent to drain the swamp. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1377 |
We're in luck! We forgot Sparky's poop bags. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1378 |
I'm disappointed it's not a tractor beam |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1379 |
It's OK. Nothing can survive in a vacuum. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1380 |
Someone's gotta clean up this planet. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1381 |
Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1382 |
Successor to the EPA |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1383 |
Honey it is just a vacuum. You would know if you cleaned the house more |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1384 |
DON'T WORRY, IT'S FAKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE A ELECTRIC CORD. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1385 |
Looks to be some sort of Hoovercraft. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1386 |
And I thought street sweepers were annoying. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1387 |
Did I not warn you it would be a mistake to name him Lint? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1388 |
I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1389 |
It's not so black and white. We don't exist in a vacuum. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1390 |
Just capture the leader--the one in front. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1391 |
All this, and they still don't do windows. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1392 |
At least they aren't using the brush attachment. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1393 |
If they don't need an upright, we don't need an upright. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1394 |
But you still can't park here on street cleaning day. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1395 |
Maybe it's just a pooper scooper. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1396 |
There’s a sucker born every minute. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1397 |
Nobody will believe our abduction story. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1398 |
Don't worry dear. Nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1399 |
I finally understand the vacuum of space. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1400 |
It doesn't look pet-friendly, but they do take dogs. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1401 |
Perfect timing. I just ran out of bags. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1402 |
Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson *said* there was a vacuum in space. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1403 |
I told you to take the one with the long extension cord, but you wouldn't listen. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1404 |
Don't worry---those aren't NEARLY as powerful as an upright! |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1405 |
I guess it's dust-to-dust time, for us. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1406 |
Why do we always have to clean up right before the cleaning lady comes? |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1407 |
I just figured out the cause of Climate Change. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1408 |
Sweetheart, no matter what you do, don't let go of the leash. I'll be right back. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
1409 |
Don't worry, dear, killer barks at the one at home, too. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1410 |
I'm pretty sure it's not City Waste Management. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1411 |
Their home work's going to eat the dog! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1412 |
I knew our language was too dirty! |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1413 |
I guess that's what he's been trying to warn me about for all these years. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1414 |
Should I be able to hear the vacuum of space? |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1415 |
Last week was a flying broom. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1416 |
Introducing the new HEPA-filter clean air initiative |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1417 |
Space age technology, but it can't pick up dog hair |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1418 |
Barketta's been trying to warn us against vacuum cleaners for years--and now we know why! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1419 |
I hoped they changed the bag. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1420 |
Looks like we've outsourced the 'draining of the swamp'. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1421 |
The tractor beam is in the shop. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1422 |
I see Dyson has entered the space race. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1423 |
Since most humans' nightmares have already come true with Trump, we figured we'd give dogs' nightmares a go. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1424 |
How come I can’t get mine to work like that? |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1425 |
Spare the four-legged one, they eat the crumbs. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1426 |
Now I wished he had built the wall instead. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1427 |
It's true! There IS a vacuum in space. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1428 |
Real aliens fly uprights not cannisters!! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1429 |
It's true! Space IS a vacuum! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1430 |
Boys, you know you're not allowed to play with the Enlarger. Go shrink that vacuum cleaner back down and clean up your room immediately! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1431 |
Weird. He's not usually scared of the vacuum. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1432 |
Dear God, the vacuum of space! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1433 |
If we report it, they'll think it's fake news. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1434 |
Elon Musk should really stick to cars. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1435 |
Hee, hee. They forgot to plug in the cord. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1436 |
Maybe we'll be saved by the filter. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1437 |
And you thought I was living in a vacuum. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1438 |
First they came for the dust bunnies, and he did not speak |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1439 |
Aliens suck. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1440 |
Well of course they suck. They're Martians. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1441 |
Hmm! Let's see. Women are from vacuum cleaners, men are from chainsaws. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1442 |
Boy, they really take their pooper scooper law seriously here |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1443 |
I told him this would work better than a wall. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1444 |
Honey, I told you this place is really serious her about their scooper law! |
1.2361 |
0.05040 |
72 |
55 |
17 |
0 |
1445 |
We're in luck. They haven't developed an Earhling attachment. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1446 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when they say the "vacuum of space". |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1447 |
Drone delivery is fine, but drone pickup needs work. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1448 |
I told you we were the lint of the universe. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1449 |
Now THAT is an unidentified flying object. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1450 |
Oh, man, this is gonna really suck. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1451 |
Did you remember to change the filter bag? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1452 |
I've always heard about the vacuum of space... |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1453 |
Don't worry Rocky, it's not a real vacuum cleaner, it's only an alien spaceship. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1454 |
Missed a spot.... |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1455 |
You'd think they would've heard of the tractor beam by now. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1456 |
I think we're going to get those colonoscopies the Trump Health Care plan won't pay for after all. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1457 |
You did pick up Fido's poop, didn't you? |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1458 |
With that old hunk of junk, they'll have to go over us two or three times to suck us up. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1459 |
That thing sucks. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1460 |
All I know is that giant sucking sound has something to do with Nafta |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1461 |
Here we go...alien ab-suction! |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1462 |
Well, now I know how we're paying for the new tax plan. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1463 |
Don't forget to clean under the atmosphere! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1464 |
Wait, Zorb, there's more! For six easy payments of only $29.99, you also get the pet hair attachment! |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1465 |
We were commissioned to drain the swamp. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1466 |
And we thought OUR planet really SUCKED! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1467 |
Looks like the witches have upgraded this year! |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1468 |
Nature is not the only one that abhors a vacuum |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1469 |
I thought life couldn't survive in a vacuum. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1470 |
Looks like alien life sucks too |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1471 |
What was that you said back there about "nature abhors a vacuum"? |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1472 |
So the park service is outsourcing |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1473 |
Amazon really stepped up their game. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1474 |
I wouldn't worry until they upgrade to a Dyson. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1475 |
Go back and scoop the poop, or suffer the consequences. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1476 |
I've heard that space was a vacuum, but I did not know it meant this. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1477 |
When the Bacon People from Centauri 4 invaded, we never heard a peep. Now he won't stop barking. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1478 |
See! I told you there's a vacuum in outer space. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1479 |
A vacuum from the vacuum. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1480 |
Don't worry, it can't suck, they are using Trump as the dirtbag. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1481 |
Did you bring the other attachment? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1482 |
I've signed up with air Poop'n Scoop. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1483 |
Trumps answer to fake global pollution. |
1.2361 |
0.06991 |
72 |
61 |
5 |
6 |
1484 |
So this is what air travel has become? |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1485 |
I told you! Do not give our address to that Hoover guy! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1486 |
Somehow I had a different idea in mind for "draining the swamp". |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1487 |
Yes, the universe does suck, Charlie. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1488 |
Take me to the Hoover Institute |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1489 |
I've developed quite an attachment to humans. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1490 |
I told you UFO's suck! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1491 |
Some aliens are less advanced than others. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1492 |
They just got our TV shows from the fifties. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1493 |
Looks like the neighborhood is getting serious about this new scoop the poop ordinance. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1494 |
Looks like they cheaped out and got the Hoover Craft instead. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1495 |
I clearly heard what he said, and it was not "sucked up." |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1496 |
Look out Marge, it's a hoovercraft. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1497 |
Wow, it's hoovering in midair |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1498 |
Uh-oh. I think we're about to be abdusted. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1499 |
Don't worry honey. That hose is too narrow for your lovely hips. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1500 |
They say that nature abhors a vacuum... |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1501 |
It's Ok! It's just Tom Price leaving DC! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1502 |
So that's the vacuum of space. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1503 |
I got a group rate on lipo. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1504 |
I told you to bring the pooper-scooper, now look! |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1505 |
Don't worry. It's unplugged! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1506 |
Wow, I haven't seen one of those since the 50s. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1507 |
I wonder where they empty the bag. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1508 |
Well, they said they'd leave the earth a better place than when they found it. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1509 |
I could be wrong, but these types of incidents usually create power vacuums. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1510 |
Surprise! For your birthday I ordered a cleaning service that's suppose to be out of this world! |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1511 |
Must be from the Planet Dyson. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1512 |
Well, my therapist was wrong...life CAN exist in a vacuum. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1513 |
Run! It's the vacuum of space! |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1514 |
Now that's a pooper scooper. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1515 |
Relax. This is suction, not abduction. |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
1516 |
Well, you can't call it unidentified. |
1.2361 |
0.05414 |
72 |
56 |
15 |
1 |
1517 |
We're okay for now. It needs to go back and forth a few times before it sucks us up. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1518 |
Let's go – it can't be worse than the world we're living in right now, right? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1519 |
So...this is why Max has always been afraid of the vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1520 |
Oh, so now you agree that gentrification has gone too far? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1521 |
Rex did try to warn us. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1522 |
The Hoover Super-Duper Uber Pooper Scooper. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1523 |
When they said space was a vacuum, I wasn't expecting an Electrolux. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1524 |
Yeah, that cloud over to the left, get rid of it. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1525 |
Earthlings just won’t do this work. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1526 |
My pessimism is vindicated- the Universe sucks. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1527 |
When I wished for a cleaner environment, this wasn't exactly what I meant. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1528 |
Just take the people. You can never pick up all of the dog. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1529 |
Judging by this particular vacuum model, aliens aren't as advanced as we previously thought. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1530 |
How can they expect us to welcome them when it's just our nature to abhor a vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1531 |
He doesn't shed! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1532 |
Just another Trump strategy to round up and deport aliens. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1533 |
It's your turn to change the bag. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1534 |
Wow! They were serious when they said "clean up after your dog " ! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1535 |
Is that how you pictured the vacuum of space? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1536 |
Help us change the filter. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1537 |
Where's the baggie?! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1538 |
It's just the pooper scooper service. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1539 |
It looks like an identified flying object. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1540 |
The White House is over there! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1541 |
I accept that the White House is less predictable each day, but that’s a poor excuse for a wall.” |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1542 |
The resale value isn't much, but it gets amazing mileage. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1543 |
Doris, this really sucks. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
Quick! Under the giant couch! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1545 |
That reminds me -- the housekeeper can't come till Wednesday this week. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1546 |
I knew Dyson was developing a new car but this this is a complete surprise. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1547 |
Resistance is futile Buddy. Surrender meow, er... now. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1548 |
What's that giant sucking sound? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1549 |
What do you mean, no one ever told you outer space is a vacuum? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1550 |
For their sake, I sure hope they have a HEPA filter! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1551 |
Some people live in a vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1552 |
Great, we don't have to clean up after the dog. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1553 |
That Elon Musk just keeps getting weirder. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1554 |
You must evacuate NOW! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1555 |
Do you really think they'll come back after they change bags? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1556 |
In space, it's just one giant vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1557 |
Look at that—a relic of the Hoover administration! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1558 |
Is this your idea of sweeping me off my feet?! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1559 |
Don't panic--it's not plugged in. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1560 |
You know, I'm fine with Amazon just delivering to our house. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1561 |
Take me to your cleaner |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1562 |
Do not say any thing dirty. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1563 |
This pooper scoop drone app? Was it a free download? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1564 |
I always said vacuuming would be the death of me. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1565 |
Quick, get under the sofa. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1566 |
You'd think they would have started in Puerto Rico. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1567 |
This will be a long ride. Hope there's a new bag. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1568 |
I've heard that cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1569 |
Look! The vacuum of space! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1570 |
Gee, Bob, I knew those budget cuts to EPA were deep, but this is ridiculous. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1571 |
Looks like the Mayor is making good on his promise to clean up the city. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1572 |
This job REALLY sucks |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1573 |
Forget it, Zork. You know I'm a cat person. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1574 |
I told you to bring a bag. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1575 |
Fear not, Earthlings! Our probes are covered under the Alien Care Act. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1576 |
It's the Clean Air Act!! Clean AIR!! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1577 |
See, little clean men really do exist. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1578 |
Sorry, we don't know where Mr. Dyson lives. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1579 |
So that's why space is a vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1580 |
Let's hope a vacuum doesn't abhore nature. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1581 |
I thought Tuesdays was sidewalk cleaning. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1582 |
He hates vacuum cleaners. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1583 |
Ahhh! So that's what the Hoover guys meant when they said that their newest model would be "out of this world." |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1584 |
I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1585 |
The couple on the side walk looks like they need a lift. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1586 |
Dude, I don't think those are dust bunnies. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1587 |
Well there goes the neighborhood. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1588 |
Let's take a knee and get the President involved. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1589 |
Maybe this is what Fido was trying to warn us about |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1590 |
Well Mildred, It looks like this day is gonna suck! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1591 |
But it's not a Bissell. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1592 |
The stories about alien absuction are real! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1593 |
Makes sense, with the ozone going, someone has to come in and clean up after us. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1594 |
I understand their planet is the cleanest one in the galaxy. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1595 |
Somehow, this isn't how I pictured the Rapture. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1596 |
Hoovercraft just seems a more apt term. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1597 |
Run Spot run! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1598 |
Take us to your mop. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1599 |
Look! Aliens from a galaxy bed bath and beyond! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1600 |
People of Earth surrender at once or we will scare your dog to death! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1601 |
And we've been worrying about cleaning up after our DOG? |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1602 |
I TOLD you this city takes dog poop seriously! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1603 |
I would have thought that with higher intelligence they would have gotten away from the canister model. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1604 |
I didn’t know that a Hoover could hover like that! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1605 |
I told you we should bring our own 'pooper scooper." |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1606 |
Cordless is nice, but can it handle dog hair? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1607 |
I knew it. They think the dogs are in charge. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1608 |
Don't they know that on this planet Nature abhors a vacuum? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1609 |
Take us to to your cleaners. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1610 |
The small one looks tender. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1611 |
Stop barking Fido. Don't be afraid. There's nothing in space but a vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1612 |
As expected the Dyson space program has backfired. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1613 |
I expected the rapture to be more rapturous than this. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1614 |
I told you to stop using the word 'suck' |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1615 |
We come to clean your streets. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1616 |
They're looking for loose change." |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1617 |
I told you the instructions said we should Hover over Earth not Hoover. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1618 |
How long do we have to wait until he poops? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1619 |
Thanks, but Daisy's a Labradoodle, so she doesn't shed. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1620 |
They said space is a vacuum. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1621 |
That looks like it has a great HEPA filter. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1622 |
It must have come from the vacuum of space |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1623 |
It's not the noise that freaks her out. She's been trying to warn us! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1624 |
This could really suck. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1625 |
Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1626 |
Hoovering isn't what it used to be. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1627 |
Relax Dabney. It's just a Hoovercraft. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1628 |
Where's Ross Perot when we need him? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1629 |
They said they would come back with another ship to pick us up. This must be it. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1630 |
Looks like we picked a good walk to forget our plastic bag. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1631 |
Oh no! We'll be sucked into the vacuum of space! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1632 |
Vacuum technology these days has gone way beyond the Dyson ball! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1633 |
It's the Martians' low-tech way of collecting Earth samples. |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1634 |
There's no outlet! |
1.2286 |
0.05817 |
70 |
56 |
12 |
2 |
1635 |
Always clean before you move into a new place. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1636 |
The little one will go right through the HEPA filter. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1637 |
Quick, under the couch! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1638 |
Where were these guys when Irma came through here? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1639 |
Greetings from the vacuum of space. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1640 |
They take the 'please clean up after your pet' sign seriously |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1641 |
Don't be scared, Scotty. They seem friendly. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1642 |
Our dog "Nature" abhors a vacuum |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1643 |
I miss the probes |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1644 |
It's that new Dyson flying car. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1645 |
We should never have sent them "The Lucy Show." |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1646 |
I told you aliens will treat us like dirt. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1647 |
And I thought vacuum in space meant something entirely different. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1648 |
New form of tax collection, maybe? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1649 |
Look, Marge, I'm with Buddy on this one. Some of these new green initiatives really suck. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1650 |
I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1651 |
Wireless is definitely the way to go. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1652 |
I knew Richard Dyson would turn on humanity someday. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1653 |
Wait, today is alternate-side. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1654 |
I'll bet life on their planet really sucks! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1655 |
That Elon Musk thinks of everything! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1656 |
Quiet Hoover, we told you this would happen some day! |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1657 |
The one on the leash is the smartest. Take her. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1658 |
One million light-years and we're still on the first bag |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1659 |
I guess this is why they removed the doggie waste bag dispensers. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1660 |
Bet you can't eat just one. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1661 |
So much for the rumored sightings of alien spacecraft shaped like upright vacuum cleaners. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1662 |
Boarding should be easy, but I’m guessing there’s not much legroom. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1663 |
Ross Perot was wrong! |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1664 |
Enough with "It sucks." Just move on, Jerome. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1665 |
You know, it's days like this that I just feel like a speck in the universe. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1666 |
Advanced? You'd think they'd have something more aerodynamic like a Roomba. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1667 |
These aliens suck. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1668 |
Let’s just hope they changed the bag recently. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1669 |
Suck or blow? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1670 |
Did you practice your "Klaatu barada nikto"? |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1671 |
Oh, wow. This really sucks. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1672 |
Humans, this your Electrolux canister captain. Prepare for transport to the 1950s. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1673 |
Something's upsetting the dog. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1674 |
So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1675 |
Well, they can't be Buddhists....too many attachments |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1676 |
I told you going out on a day like this would suck! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1677 |
I don't know- who was the first director of the FBI? What brings that up? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1678 |
That's odd -- I always pictured the vacuum of space as bigger. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1679 |
Sunbeam them up, Scottie. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1680 |
Look, someone's finally draining the swamp! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1681 |
The Space X, Tesla and Dyson merger certainly helped clean up the city streets. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1682 |
Relax, they grabbed the small attachment. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1683 |
We already live in a vacuum. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1684 |
Suck it, humans. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1685 |
What do you mean, of course I don't know what it is. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1686 |
Great! The one time we forget to bring plastic bags with us. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1687 |
They're taking us to the cleaners! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1688 |
I told you to change the bag before we left Mars! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1689 |
How dare you. They're "undocumented life forms." |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1690 |
Finally, someone to clean up this mess. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1691 |
Xzorjg, we'll use the upright for Central Park, but the canister works better on flat surfaces. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1692 |
Quick, see if you have any lint in your pocket. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1693 |
Aliens from the Hoover Administration. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1694 |
They really exist in a vacuum. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1695 |
Oh, so that's what they mean by the vacuum of space... |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1696 |
It looks like we won't need to pick up after Fido after all |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1697 |
Our witches ride broomsticks, theirs ride vacuums. We're not so different after all! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1698 |
People don't realize that nobody here is willing to take those jobs. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1699 |
I told you it was ‘alien absuction’ and not abduction! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1700 |
Well, this is gonna suck. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1701 |
Don't worry Fido. Planet Dyson takes good care of its immigrants. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1702 |
Maybe it won't suck. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1703 |
They requested a major clean-up on this planet |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1704 |
The agent misunderstood. I said 'hovercraft,' not 'hoovercraft.' |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1705 |
It's the new Boeing-Electrolux bomber. It cleans up the debris it creates. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1706 |
I told you we'd get in trouble if you left the doggie do on the sidewalk. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1707 |
I guess nowhere is safe from the vacuum of space. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1708 |
Looks like it's sweep's-week on Alpha Centauri. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1709 |
Scoop the poop, Siri, not the pup. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1710 |
Its a Kirby, they are expensive! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1711 |
Another of life's mysteries is revealed. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1712 |
These people aren't very friendly. He said the world abhors a vacuum! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1713 |
The one in front is obviously the leader. Take him. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1714 |
Scientists say that space is one big vacuum. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1715 |
Define "Leader." |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1716 |
I told you an alien invasion was going to suck. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1717 |
We need to give them directions to Washington DC. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1718 |
Prepare to enter the infinite vacuum of space |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1719 |
Well ftankly, I didn't see that coming! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1720 |
The dominant species must be the one leading the two subspecies. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1721 |
DACA aside, he wanted to keep some aliens as domestics. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1722 |
Just when you think the world couldn't suck more .... |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1723 |
Oh My God, an Unidentified Hoovering Object. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1724 |
Thanks Obama. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1725 |
Watch out for Hurricane Dyson. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1726 |
I thought the vacuum of space was just an expression |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1727 |
"Honey, dont look now but I think they've spotted us. Do you think it's because Pedro doesn't bark in English"? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1728 |
The big ones won't fit our intake. Pick up and interrogate the little barky one. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1729 |
That reminds me, we have to pay Consuela this week. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1730 |
HIs name is James Dyson but I’m afraid I don’t know how to take you to him |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1731 |
Dust to dust. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1732 |
It's one of those retro rockets. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1733 |
Since when were motorized vehicles allowed in the park? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1734 |
I guess outer space really is just a big vacuum. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1735 |
Finally! An answer for the pollen. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1736 |
I have a feeling this is going to suck! |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1737 |
It's a pooper scooper on steroids, my dear. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1738 |
One Worlds Garbage Another Worlds Treasure |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1739 |
Incoming. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1740 |
Intelligent life? Maybe, but domestic surely. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1741 |
Attention below, who ordered the Costco pooper scooper? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1742 |
We come in peace. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1743 |
It looks like extraterrestrial life sucks too. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1744 |
He says the Roomba makes them the superior race. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1745 |
They're looking for a dirty bomb. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1746 |
This is going to really suck. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1747 |
I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1748 |
I've never seen someone actually hoovered up before. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1749 |
This could get interesting. You know how Fifi hates the vacuum. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1750 |
Stop yapping Fido, you've seen a vacuum cleaner before. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1751 |
No barking, Cosmo! It's just a vacuum! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1752 |
Remember, it's your turn to empty the canister. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1753 |
I guess life sucks on that planet. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1754 |
Bring her up Gazoc, we have enough body parts. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1755 |
I can't seem to find a place to plug this in. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1756 |
Illegal aliens suck. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1757 |
Could you direct us to the nearest outlet? |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1758 |
This could suck. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1759 |
It's the deadly vacuum of outer space !! |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1760 |
It was quite a day when an obscure theory of physics was exhibited: space in a vacuum equals a vacuum in space. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1761 |
Think that's our Uber? |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1762 |
This looks Sirius. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1763 |
I heard it's a test of Elon Musk's solution for those pesky fall leaves. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1764 |
I hope that's not the anal probe. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1765 |
Dog. It is I, your arch enemy. We meet again, but this time I enjoy air superiority. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1766 |
Oh. I always thought 'dust to dust' was a metaphor. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1767 |
To think I used to sell the smaller model door to door! |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1768 |
It seems to be Hoovering over us. |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1769 |
It's ok Rex, the family with the corgi clogged the nozzle. |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1770 |
That filter wont last a day. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1771 |
You can have him, but you'll need the 'shag' setting. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1772 |
You feel as guilty as I do for yelling at him to quiet down all these years? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1773 |
Their technology sucks. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1774 |
Don’t panic. They don’t even have cyclonic vacuum technology yet. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1775 |
Lucky we're pro vaxxer. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1776 |
I didn't think we were becoming that vacuous. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1777 |
It's Amazon's new pooper scooper. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1778 |
I thought he only barked at the mailman. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1779 |
Looks like Donald Trump has asked the Martians to help him drain the swamp. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1780 |
Yeah, it does seem that all the blockbuster movies are just about product placement. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1781 |
We should never have given them access to the Amazon Prime account. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1782 |
Here is another example of Elon Musk beating the government to the punch. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1783 |
Embrace the suck. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1784 |
Ok. Now I get it. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1785 |
They must've heard the White House is a dump. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1786 |
"Thanks for bringing your giant space hover. But your gonna need a death star to sort out the mess we've made". |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1787 |
I preferred the beam! |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1788 |
Take us to your leader! His tweets are out of this world... |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1789 |
I think it's a hoover craft |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1790 |
For as small as they are you'd think their hose would be shorter. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1791 |
You say you come in peace, yet you deploy your most powerful attachment. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1792 |
...Dual cyclonic action, washable HEPA filter, multipurpose brush, bagless canister, and the best warranty in the galaxy. In short, Gorath, they WILL be assimilated. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1793 |
Be nice if there were a pic. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1794 |
Sure their technology gets them to other planets, but they're not bagless. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1795 |
Bet you’ve never seen one of those before. |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1796 |
They get a little bit greener every year... |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1797 |
It's a Hoovercraft. It's taking the place of the wall. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1798 |
Sparky might be wrong about the mailman. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1799 |
Draining the swamp |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1800 |
Bye Fido. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1801 |
It was cheaper than “the wall” and they used some of the parts left over from the “Star Wars” project in the 80’s. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1802 |
I hope you're using the pet setting. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1803 |
Make sure the setting is not on carpet...we had problems extracting the last batch of humans. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1804 |
Throw Fido into it and run like hell. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1805 |
They should know nature abhors a vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1806 |
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Scoopermen. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1807 |
We are from the Planet Canister: show us to your dust! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1808 |
I always wondered how they cleaned up after the Thanksgiving Day Parade |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1809 |
What will they think UP next? |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1810 |
So much for the "life doesn't exist in a vacuum" theory. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1811 |
Act like nothing out of the ordinary is hovering above us, but on the count of three, toss ol' Duke up in the air, and run like hell, it's our only hope! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1812 |
Quick! Giv'em the dog! |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1813 |
They did say they're cleaning up this city from the top down. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1814 |
Tuesday, it's tuned to Mexicans, Wednesdays to Muslims, Saturdays to reporters. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1815 |
Quick! Engage fur attachment! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1816 |
I guess the city council was serious about outsourcing sanitation. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1817 |
So there is a total vacuum in space! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1818 |
There IS a vacuum in space. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1819 |
Some called Tom a clean freak. Others dubbed his stumbling onto the vacuum time machine an act of pure genius. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1820 |
You missed Spot. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1821 |
Cool, no shower today. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1822 |
Our leader responds well to sucking up. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1823 |
Looks like our investment in clean energy is finally paying off. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1824 |
Did you say aliens suck? |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1825 |
I hoped they changed the bag. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1826 |
At least now we can tell the children what 'that sucks' really means. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1827 |
I knew we should have showered this morning. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1828 |
But I like Kansas. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1829 |
Why, no. What makes you think we're here to collect samples? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1830 |
Definitely Ancient Aliens. The new guys would be driving a Dyson. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1831 |
Uh-oh, this is gonna suck. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1832 |
Careful! The nearest repair shop is 6.2 light-years away. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1833 |
When they come in a Roomba, we’d really be in trouble. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1834 |
Is it 'hovering' or 'hoovering'? I can never remember. |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1835 |
Earthlings, can you direct us to the Augean stables? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1836 |
He always barks at the vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1837 |
It IS true, there is a vacuum at the top. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1838 |
This is gonna suck. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1839 |
Who says we don't live in a vacuum? |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1840 |
Well it is "yuge," but I dont think its better than staying in the Paris Climate Agreement. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1841 |
Wow, martians really suck. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1842 |
They weren’t joking about gentrifying the place. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1843 |
We are sooooo Electrofuxed. |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1844 |
They are finally here to clean up the mess. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1845 |
I told you this town sucks. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1846 |
We're Electrofuxed. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1847 |
Suck it up, Mr. Sulu. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1848 |
Maybe they don't want to conquer the world — maybe just pet hair. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1849 |
Holy cow! It's an unusually fastidious object! |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1850 |
It's the IRS's new "Easy File" program. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1851 |
The city outsourced the street sweeping department. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1852 |
I don't care if it does ten parsecs a second. The ride still sucks. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1853 |
We should've kept the promise to your mother that we'd fly out to see her. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1854 |
Hey lover, I think that hoover in a hover is scaring our Rover. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1855 |
Don't worry. It's just a Vogon VacuumCleanerShip. They only get bit parts. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1856 |
Its 2017 and this dog is still intolerant. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1857 |
Down Fido. This one will suck the life out of you!!! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1858 |
Oh yeah, Musk said if elected president of Mars, he would clean up Washington. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1859 |
‘It still sucks’ |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1860 |
Well, as they say, "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1861 |
What fresh hell is this? |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1862 |
It's the new Hoover XL44. They've increased the range by two light years. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1863 |
Just capture their leader. The intelligent looking one in front with the four legs and a tail. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1864 |
Detect. Abduct. Deport. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1865 |
Amazon still has some kinks to work out! |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1866 |
Just don't yell out to the aliens, "you suck!" |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1867 |
Graham, look! It's from Our Man in Heavana. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1868 |
U-F-Uh-O |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1869 |
Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1870 |
Fun fact: it takes thirty seconds to succumb to the vacuum of space. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1871 |
Take us to your leader. We want to see what makes a planet suck more than ours. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1872 |
This isn't how I envisioned our "rapture." |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1873 |
Wow"Musk"and"Dyson"it was just a matter of time. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1874 |
Don't worry, boy. They're here for the cats, not you. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1875 |
Don't worry, that model doesn't work on pet fur |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1876 |
Take me to President Hoover! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1877 |
Specks of dust at 11:00. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1878 |
We abhor nature. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1879 |
I think we're going to need the bigger nozzle. |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1880 |
Well, we can't say he didn't warn us. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1881 |
Doggie Bag at your service! |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1882 |
Just get the poop, not the dog. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1883 |
Darn. I was hoping for a bagless. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1884 |
I told you all along that he was warning us about something bigger! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1885 |
Is this what the mayor meant by "cleaning up our city?" |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1886 |
You're looking for The Donald? Please! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1887 |
What will Jeff Bezos think of next? |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1888 |
Quick! Curb the dog! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1889 |
Remember when we had to clean up after the dog? |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1890 |
Look, they hired alien contractors to clean the planet! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1891 |
Looks like they're clearing the clouds again. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1892 |
It's like my daddy said, all great inventions come from alien technology. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1893 |
I never thought those door-to-door salesmen would make a comeback. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1894 |
Makes total sense. After all, Space IS a vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1895 |
Don't worry, space doesn't make a perfect vacuum |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1896 |
These alien invasions suck! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1897 |
They must be from one of those planets with a lot of dust. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1898 |
I would have thought Dyson at least.... |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1899 |
Those alien spaceships suck. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1900 |
They come from a very clean planet. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1901 |
This time Dyson has gone too far ...! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1902 |
Oh, man, that sucks! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1903 |
And you thought yesterday sucked. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1904 |
Damn. The cat was right. |
1.2154 |
0.05139 |
65 |
51 |
14 |
0 |
1905 |
Wow, I guess he's serious about draining the swamp after all. " |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1906 |
OMG - More Illegal aliens coming to America... |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1907 |
Wow! The "clean up after your dog" sign sure made an impression on them! |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1908 |
Elon Musk is at it again. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1909 |
They say you can't do anything in a vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1910 |
Hoovertrooper: We don't need to see their identification. Scruffy: These aren't the humans you're looking for. HT: These aren't the humans we're looking for. S: Move along. HT: Move along, move along. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1911 |
I heard out in space is a vacuum, but this is not what I expected. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1912 |
Those aliens must have had a really tight budget this year. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1913 |
I wonder if they move upright. |
1.2154 |
0.06755 |
65 |
55 |
6 |
4 |
1914 |
Damned budget cuts! This is sooo un-alien. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1915 |
They have atmosphere - much better than living in a vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1916 |
When he said he'd clean up the city I thought he meant the other people! |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1917 |
The poop clean up makes up for the scariness. |
1.2154 |
0.06390 |
65 |
54 |
8 |
3 |
1918 |
Get ready for a large sucking sound. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1919 |
I've heard about these. They run on clean energy. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1920 |
Jimmy, please put down the drone and go to bed. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1921 |
Should I tell them their trunk's open? |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1922 |
I always said space travel would suck. |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1923 |
Am I hallucinating or is that really a 1937 Kirby XL DustEnder? |
1.2154 |
0.05587 |
65 |
52 |
12 |
1 |
1924 |
No, it doesn't seem unusual to me. I learned in fifth grade that space is a vacuum. |
1.2154 |
0.06002 |
65 |
53 |
10 |
2 |
1925 |
I was always afraid of being left in a vacuum! |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1926 |
Maybe your mother could use a change of scenery. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1927 |
This is another example of nature abhoring a vacuum. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1928 |
That really sucks. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1929 |
Do not open your wallet. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1930 |
Not what I pictured when I read about the vacuum of deep space. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1931 |
Rex's rigorous, self-imposed, yet underappreciated, training regimen finally pays off. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1932 |
I thought they flew in a 'hover' craft! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1933 |
How can we survive in a perfect vacuum? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1934 |
What exactly does "suck it up" mean? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1935 |
Intergalactic clean up crew for global warming. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1936 |
Easy, Fido, it's Trump's EPA at work. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1937 |
I guess now we can tell your sister's kids what it's like being exposed to the vacuum of space. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1938 |
I guess we won't be needing the pooper scooper |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1939 |
Man, that's one big sucker. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1940 |
It's like Uber, but instead of dropping you off at a bar, it's a safer planet. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1941 |
Why is it hoovering over the field like that? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1942 |
Now I know what it must feel like to be an ant when we clean the house on Sundays. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1943 |
Quiet, Ginger—They can't hear you in the vacuum of space. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1944 |
See, when I said, "Aliens suck," it wasn't an insult. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1945 |
The street cleaners have really upped their game. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1946 |
It doesn't fly worth a damn, but it sure can Hoover." |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1947 |
Ah, the sights and sounds of autumn. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1948 |
We should have gotten a bigger dog! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1949 |
We've come to clean the swamp |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1950 |
And you thought he'd hate the Roomba. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1951 |
It's the Republicans really big - very big new clean air plan. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1952 |
Look it's an Unidentified Flying Oreck! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1953 |
Let's suck up to them! |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1954 |
You're right, this place really sucks! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1955 |
They're trying to sucker us into one of those free vacation scams. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1956 |
It's just the vacuum of space. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1957 |
Looks like his fears were justified. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1958 |
Goodness! What will that Elon Musk think up next? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1959 |
You suck all the fun out of our daily dog walks, John |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1960 |
This is gonna suck. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1961 |
You'd think they would have one of those new up-right models. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1962 |
Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1963 |
This is what happens when the president keeps tweeting about illegal aliens. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1964 |
I knew we should have brought a bag. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1965 |
I think they want to remove Spot. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1966 |
The city can really suck the life out of you |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1967 |
It appears that the cosmic dust and spacecraft debris is becoming a real problem. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1968 |
Did you have a return for Amazon? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1969 |
I guess we should of brought more bags |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1970 |
Let go of the Poop-Bag, Harry! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1971 |
Don't panic, that's the attachment for spiders. |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1972 |
Finally a space program that intentionally sucks. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
1973 |
Donald Trump? Oh, he lives the bit White House over that-a-way |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
1974 |
Take you to our cleaner? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1975 |
I thought the expression was, 'when pigs fly'? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1976 |
Is it a hovercraft or a Hoover? |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1977 |
"He's a giant suck up". |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1978 |
Gees, I wish Dyson would just use a blimp to advertise like Goodyear.! |
1.2063 |
0.05616 |
63 |
51 |
11 |
1 |
1979 |
Do we still have to clean up our dog's mess around here? |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
1980 |
Oh. I thought you said it was hovering. |
1.2055 |
0.05146 |
73 |
59 |
13 |
1 |
1981 |
This is another reason why I thought we should take the subway. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
1982 |
I heard that they were supposed to drain the swamp but they've been driving around in circles since November. |
1.2031 |
0.05968 |
64 |
53 |
9 |
2 |
1983 |
Ethnic cleansing is getting scarier then ever! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1984 |
Help yourself to the pup, he's not sparking joy lately. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1985 |
I'm telling you--this is not what they meant by 'retrieve the rover.' |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1986 |
They're about to eliminate our carbon footprint. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
1987 |
On what planet do they put their disposable bags? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1988 |
I thought you said your third wish was to stick to a low-carb diet |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1989 |
I told you that outer space was a vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1990 |
No, Frank, it means "devoid of matter." |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1991 |
Wait until Neil Degrasse Tyson sees this! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1992 |
This invasion ain't gonna end well for Legoland. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1993 |
So that's what he's always barking at at night. It looks harmless enough. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1994 |
Our air force will mop them up. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1995 |
Aren't they supposed to use a big column of light? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1996 |
I hope they put in a clean bag. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1997 |
Got a penny? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1998 |
"Hoover me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1999 |
Darned vacuum salesman doesn't know when to quit. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2000 |
Who knew that's all it would take to clean things up around here? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2001 |
Take us to your First Lady, we want to meet Melania, not Donald. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2002 |
It was only a matter of time before Musk revolutionized dog waste removal |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2003 |
Wow! I haven't seen a '53 canister model in a long time! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2004 |
Let's keep moving. That is not our father, J. Edgar Hoover. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2005 |
This is really going to suck. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2006 |
Something tells me this is going to suck. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2007 |
Pooper scooper, phase II |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2008 |
Take me to your housekeeper. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2009 |
I'm trying a new app for mobile groomers. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2010 |
We're on target, Commander. We're going to pick up the 4-legged Leader. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2011 |
Of course it's a Hoover, I said you hardly ever see them hovering like that. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2012 |
Well, SOMEONE is draining the swamp! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2013 |
Are they hovering or Hoovering? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2014 |
Don't they know they're just stardust, too? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2015 |
View of regular home vacuum cleaner as seen from tiny dust mite world. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2016 |
So those are the alien suckers? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2017 |
We're off to a clean planet |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2018 |
Now do you believe in cleaning up? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2019 |
I told you to keep up with those vacuum payments! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2020 |
Space really is a vacuum! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2021 |
Oh yikes! What kind of cookies were those, again? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2022 |
Their pooper scoopers are out of this world. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2023 |
where will they discard the filters? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2024 |
OMG - I thought you said you saw something "hovering" over Central Park! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2025 |
Excuse me, could you direct us to the swamp? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2026 |
I just know this is going to suck. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2027 |
'Do you think it's the bag-less model?' |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2028 |
I just hope that *this* one uses the right Hepa filter... |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2029 |
Told you the pet attachment was a great idea. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2030 |
Do you ever get the feeling we aren't really real, just the figment of some weird artist's imagination? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2031 |
Crap. It's not even a Dyson. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2032 |
Run! It's aliens in a hoovercraft! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2033 |
E.T.'s compensating for something. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2034 |
People DO live in a vacuum! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2035 |
Huh, space is a vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2036 |
You think they want to be probed? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2037 |
That's not what I expected for The Rapture! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2038 |
Damn Hoover. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2039 |
So now we know what happened to J. Edger. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2040 |
It turns out aliens are cat people. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2041 |
Is it because we're made of stardust? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2042 |
And here I thought you'd forgotten our anniversary. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2043 |
Oh, no. It's the inescapable vacuum of space. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2044 |
Not to worry. NASA is testing off-the-shelf technology for Planetary Exploration. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2045 |
Stay cool - they're just trying to suck up to us. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2046 |
We come in green peace. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2047 |
On the bright side, we could have been invaded by welders. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2048 |
Take me to your leader, is it Mr. Dotard or Rocketman? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2049 |
Hold on honey. This is gonna suck. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2050 |
Those have to be the suckiest aliens I've ever seen! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2051 |
Huh, I thought Space was the vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2052 |
I THOUGHT FOR SURE THE EARTHLINGS WOULD TREMBLE w/FEAR ONCE THEY SAW A REAL MARTIAN SPACE SHIP??? |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2053 |
Looks like they finally gave up on their fancy new Roomba. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2054 |
It's a stealth North Korea missile. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2055 |
First, it's sweeps week, and now this! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2056 |
Take us to your leader...on second thought we can wait until 2020. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2057 |
Heck of a dog whistle! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2058 |
Oh no, it's not an electricalux storm, it's an alien clean air act! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2059 |
No, it's an IFO. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2060 |
I guess drones have gotten less sophisticated. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2061 |
Very impressive, but on this planet there's only one 'o' in hover. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2062 |
They may have simplified taxes, but these collection drones sure do freak dogs out. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2063 |
Looks like aliens really do exist, Helen. But that beam me up stuff was a total crock. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2064 |
Well, they did teach us that outer space was a vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2065 |
How many times have I told that in the end life sucks? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2066 |
At least someone's husband listens. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2067 |
Seems Hogwarts School traded their brooms for vacuums. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2068 |
Marty, where we're going, we don't need dust bunnies. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
2069 |
Why does Johnson always get the sleek, sexy robotic model and we get stuck with a 50 year-old Hoover? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2070 |
Oh no! I told you we should have been scooping the poo! |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2071 |
I think Dyson has gone a little over board on its new vacuum! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2072 |
Surrender. Leave the barking furball behind. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2073 |
Dust to dust. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2074 |
Oh no, they actually do suck. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2075 |
The City outsourced the Sanitation Division. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2076 |
Didn't I tell you to pick up the dog poop? |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2077 |
Did you forget to return the order to Amazon? |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2078 |
I think it is just another flashback from the acid we took at Woodstock. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2079 |
It beats raking. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2080 |
I would have expected a Roomba. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2081 |
Oh dear, looks like Space has finally figured out how to remain a vacuum... |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2082 |
Laa-Laa and Po got their H2-Bs to drain the swamp with Noo-Noo. Tinky Winky and Dipsy were denied. Now they're called Teletrumpies. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2083 |
I forget. Is that thing called a hover craft or a Hoover craft? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2084 |
See, nature does abhor a vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2085 |
Air-vac: Science's newest solution to air polution |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2086 |
We come in peace! We just need an outlet to plug this thing. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2087 |
Hold tight, Percival - it's the enormous vacuum of space! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2088 |
Schatzie was right all along, George! The vacuum cleaner IS an enemy agent!! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2089 |
Geez, why can't you just suck it up, Francis? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2090 |
The dog was right about the vacuum. |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2091 |
Don't worry. That's pretty old technology. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2092 |
Not your mother's dustbuster. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2093 |
Sometimes, walking the dog just sucks! |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
2094 |
Gathering specimens, sucks! |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2095 |
Looks like we are about to be sucked into the dogs nightmare! |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2096 |
I always knew it would end like this. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
2097 |
No filter. |
1.2000 |
0.05208 |
60 |
48 |
12 |
0 |
2098 |
It's an Electrolux, but I think I'll keep the Hoover. |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
2099 |
When Amazon says two-hour delivery, they mean it. |
1.1970 |
0.05802 |
66 |
55 |
9 |
2 |
2100 |
The shape of new iPhones is getting ridiculous. |
1.1967 |
0.06537 |
61 |
52 |
6 |
3 |
2101 |
Our house is missing. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
2102 |
Well it either the rapture or we are about to be abducted by little green men in a giant flying vacuum cleaner. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2103 |
Aeeee!!! The Tax-o-Vac |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2104 |
I hear the Nutronians just use a mop and bucket. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2105 |
I told you my fears weren't irrational |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2106 |
You picked up after Fido back there, correct? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2107 |
Cordless is the way to go. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2108 |
Buster knew it all along! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2109 |
I think the dog is more frightened of this alien invasion than we are. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2110 |
This could get real coverage! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2111 |
Does this mean we don't have to pick up after the dog anymore? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2112 |
Wasn't yesterday street cleaning day ? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2113 |
And so the alien vaccuumers began their barking dog revenge. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2114 |
See? I told you this city sucks! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2115 |
Look Jim, its the new Hoover-craft. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2116 |
Oh look Madge, the Hendersons are early. Remember how they cleaned us out last visit? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2117 |
Must be the perfect vacuum of outer space. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2118 |
It makes so much sense - all they've seen are cute puppy videos! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2119 |
Looks like extraterrestrial societies have to put up with vacuum cleaner salesmen too. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2120 |
I've always been warned life sucks...didn't know that applied to life on other planets too... |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2121 |
I’m not sure about The President’s choice of Mr. Dyson for head of the EPA. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2122 |
Another good news story. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
2123 |
Let's hope its not their pooper scooper. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2124 |
It's the only way to clean up our politics. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2125 |
If only they had invaded Earth in time for the dust bowl. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2126 |
I still prefer the old-fashioned way to get a colonoscopy. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2127 |
Just when I told myself I wasn't going to be a suck-up anymore! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2128 |
So, I guess nature DOESN'T abhor a vacuum. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2129 |
I'm beginning to understand how the dog feels when we hoover. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2130 |
I told you that those robotic vacuum cleaners were going to be nothing but trouble! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2131 |
Well, this certainly sucks. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2132 |
It appears the park clean-up has been contracted out! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2133 |
It's a new drone company trying to suck up to us. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2134 |
When I read about "the Vacuum of Space", I just didn't think it was really a vacuum. Certainly not a canister-style, anyhow. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2135 |
I don't operate well in a vacuum. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2136 |
There's nothing to be worried about, they just want our dust. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2137 |
I'm all in favor for new technology, but remind me again what was wrong with the plastic baggies...? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2138 |
Relax, that's not a pet attachment. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2139 |
I always thought I would go by an upright. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2140 |
Well, it looks like the newly revised 'Federal Clean Act' is already in effect. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2141 |
They're from Eloctroluxemborg. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2142 |
I'm sorry I criticized your vacuuming |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2143 |
The Vacuum of Space |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2144 |
That reminds me, honey, do you still have that coupon for Bed, Bath, and Beyond? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2145 |
I still prefer them to leaf blowers. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2146 |
They're bluffing. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2147 |
Eureka Mae, it's cordless! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2148 |
Where are we on Climate Agreements? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2149 |
these new planes really suck |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2150 |
Wait! did you clean the lint screen? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2151 |
We really are headed back to the 1950's |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2152 |
I was hoping for a beam of light from a silver saucer. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2153 |
I told you we should have just sent the Roomba. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2154 |
Whoa, is that the new dog poop sucker? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2155 |
It's called "HIM." FEMA's solution to Harvey, Irma and Maria. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2156 |
So that's what Dyson's new electric vehicle looks like... |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2157 |
Well at least these refugees clean up after themselves. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2158 |
Unequivocal proof, the universe sucks! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2159 |
My goodness Harold if this is what it takes to show you how the vacuum works well then so be it. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2160 |
Glad I finally upgraded from the broom, now we can just suck up Dorothy and her little dog too. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2161 |
Oh no, it looks like the Dyson factory has been hacked! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2162 |
Uh oh, it looks like someone has ordered us on amazon.mars. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2163 |
I told you we should have picked up after him! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2164 |
__I guess nature abhors a vacuum only applies to earth people |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2165 |
I told you to get a "Hovercraft"!! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2166 |
I'm frightened too but let's just suck it up and keep moving! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2167 |
My mother's sent then. She always said I'd be sorry some day that I didn't clean my room. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2168 |
We hear you need a lot of cleaning up down there. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2169 |
These environmentalists have gone to a whole new level of cleaning up the planet. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2170 |
We're just cleaning the swamp, ma'am |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2171 |
Well they may be aliens, but at least they're clean |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2172 |
Maybe it's Elon Musk's prototype |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2173 |
But can you call it an Unidentified Flying Appliance if you're sure it's a vacuum cleaner? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2174 |
I know we said we wanted the hair out of carpet but this seems unnecessarily thorough. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2175 |
We don't live in a vacuum. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2176 |
It's Elon Musk again, Rex. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2177 |
Cheaper than building the wall. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2178 |
Is this a sign that the future will suck? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2179 |
sucked into the vacuum of space |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2180 |
This gives 'Today sucks' a whole new meaning. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2181 |
I had always heard of the vacuum of space. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2182 |
They must be shooting an episode of 'Doctor Hoo-ver' nearby. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2183 |
“The sign did say no dogs”. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2184 |
You forgot the doo-doo bag again, didn't you! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2185 |
I said "Hoovering" not "hovering". |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2186 |
I think Hoover is listening in. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2187 |
I don't see the Trump name on it. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2188 |
Stop barking, Dyson. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2189 |
Daisy,, like nature, abhors a vacuum. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2190 |
See I told you we don't need to carry the bags anymore! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2191 |
Rover, it’s not the same vacuum we have at home. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2192 |
Take the one doing all the talking. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2193 |
"Calm down Toto. They are here from the great vacuum of space". |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2194 |
Careful Shloom! This baby handles nothing like the Beamer. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2195 |
Apparently it's street cleaning day. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2196 |
Eurekans! They have found us! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2197 |
Come back! Don't you know life can't exist in a vacuum? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2198 |
I wonder what the carbon footprint looks like on that. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2199 |
Wonder if they'd be interested in doing our carpets... |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2200 |
I got rubbed the wrong way and now I’m toast. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2201 |
This "draining the swamp" idea goes way back to President Hoover |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2202 |
Ugh! More illegal aliens taking our low-paying jobs! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2203 |
I miss the old days, when they used to scoop it themselves. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2204 |
Looks like 'nature abhors a vacuum' just applies to earth. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2205 |
Talk about sucking up all the air in the room! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2206 |
Wake up Sparky, it's just a dream! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2207 |
Don't worry. Dogs have protected humans from these for years. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2208 |
Gaack! They've come back to make America clean again! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2209 |
Finally, an explanation for that "giant sucking sound". |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2210 |
This explains a lot about why space isn't as empty as once thought. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2211 |
The Stanley Steemer merger with a drone Company is way over the top. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2212 |
Take us to your outlet! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2213 |
Wake up, Toto, you're having a bad dream. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2214 |
The new mayor sure has gone to great lengths to clean up our city. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2215 |
It's Amazon's new delivery device. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2216 |
A flying vacuum cleaner may do a far better job on the floor than our own old rickety machine. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2217 |
Well the dog's not on board, but I think soon we might be. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2218 |
There's one born every minute. We don't stand a chance |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2219 |
I told you there were aliens hoovering around. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2220 |
All these years I thought the dog was crazy to be scared of them. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2221 |
The vacuum of outer space has a lot more mass than they say. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2222 |
Aliens suck. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2223 |
I don't think I'm understating when I say "This Sucks!" |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2224 |
So that's what happened to those millions of illegal voters! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2225 |
ELECTROLUX MY ASS ITS THE N.KOREANS |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2226 |
No worries, we don't suck. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2227 |
I wonder how often they change the bag... |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2228 |
Our city goes to great lengths to eliminate pet waste |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2229 |
Making the environment clean again. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2230 |
One Martian's trash is another one's treasure. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2231 |
No one can clean up the environment better than those alien contractors. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2232 |
Now that's what I call a deluxe pooper-scooper. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2233 |
That must be from the Hoover Constellation. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2234 |
Relax, they’re in an obsolete Electrolux. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2235 |
What do you mean you heard space aliens were cleaning up their act? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2236 |
They're aliens from the planet Dyson. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2237 |
It's the Tesla Model Y. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2238 |
Efficiencies are well and good, Zarg, but these new models lack the old shock and awe factor. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2239 |
So much for the "they examine you and put you back down" theory. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2240 |
Its part of the new program to clean up the swamp |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2241 |
I told you we should have brought a poop bag. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2242 |
I've always wondered what the vaccuum of outer space looked like. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2243 |
Relax, Fifi, they're heading back to Zlorb to empty the bag. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2244 |
WOW............that's quite a pooper scooper! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2245 |
Don’t worry, it’s jammed with a furball. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2246 |
I know you hate cleaning up dog poop - but this is really going overboard! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2247 |
We gave our Roomba an inch and... |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2248 |
Hey, maybe that explains global warming. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2249 |
It's okay, Fido. I just outsourced the poop scooping. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2250 |
Did you just say “This sucks”? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2251 |
They’ve privatized the pooper scooper! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2252 |
Looks like we won't need the poop bag |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2253 |
Don't worry.Those things never work anyway. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2254 |
Look dear, that spaceship is hoovering above us. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2255 |
That is definitely NOT a hovercraft...hoovercraft maybe? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2256 |
I thought Electrolux went out of business. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2257 |
That must be the Vacuum of Space. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2258 |
You're right Carol, if they're desperate for work, no wall is going to stop them. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2259 |
I think that this thing with robot vacuum cleaners has gone too far. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2260 |
He always barks when the vacuum runs. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2261 |
Honey, we've been waiting for a cordless model! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2262 |
Holy Poop Scoop! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2263 |
Take us to your leader...or your nearest 120 Volt AC outlet. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2264 |
Bright side, we don't have to worry about dog hair anymore! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2265 |
“He always barks at vacuum cleaners.” (Note: the word "always" should be emphasized by printing in italics, or using a larger font size. I wasn't able to enter it that way in the caption box.) |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2266 |
Arnie, I told you we should have bought vacuum insurance from GEICO when we had the chance! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2267 |
He was right all along! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2268 |
Relax. Trump being Trump, they've come to learn how to suck. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
2269 |
Without illegal aliens, I don't know that urban renewal would be possible. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2270 |
I told you to never leave the scooper at home. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
2271 |
Woof Woof Woof ( "Hair on your planet and the big suck you flew in on.") |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2272 |
Stop! He's hypoallergenic! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2273 |
There's life in a vacuum! And they said it couldn't be done. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2274 |
Word is they're from the Hoover Nebulus. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2275 |
Distract them with your laser pointer. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2276 |
Did he really put the aliens in charge of cleaning up the swamp? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
2277 |
I guess it sucks out there, too. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2278 |
It's an alien hoovercraft! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2279 |
The upgraded pooper-scooper ... and it'll create 20,000 new jobs. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2280 |
What did Marty do this time. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
2281 |
Oh! Our dog was correct: God is the giant vacuum cleaner. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2282 |
"It's called a "Pooper Swooper". |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2283 |
Well, Mildred, I think this really sucks! |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2284 |
Don't worry. It's a Dyson. |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
2285 |
Just ignore it. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
2286 |
For years they had an inside man at the Hoover plant. |
1.1897 |
0.05193 |
58 |
47 |
11 |
0 |
2287 |
What on earth possessed you to list our Rover as the pick of the litter? |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
2288 |
Yikes, they must have discovered that your sister's husband's half-brother is Muslim. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2289 |
Told you there was a planet Hoover. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2290 |
For crying out loud, Lulu, do we have to go through the crazy barking EVERY time someone starts vacuuming? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2291 |
Suck it up, we have arrived! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2292 |
I see Dyson finally got his prototype running. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2293 |
I thought trash collection was on Tuesdays. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2294 |
Scottie, for about five minutes it looks like the world is your canvas. I release you! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2295 |
I thought that nature abhors a vacuum? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2296 |
Do they think we're not going to pick up after the dog? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2297 |
'I think the address you want is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And don't leave until you clean the place out.' |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2298 |
Did you forget to pay the cleaning service again? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2299 |
Don't worry. It's just another attempt to repeal and replace. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2300 |
They're Hooverians. They're pretty friendly. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2301 |
Earthlings, we come in the name of deep clean. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2302 |
Take us to your leadership vacuum. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2303 |
Earthlings. Our ship is hovering instead of Hoovering. Take us to your dealer. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2304 |
we now no why the brochure described this as the empty part of town |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2305 |
Hey! Give us back our frisbee! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2306 |
And God said...."suck it up!" |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2307 |
Are they hovering or Hoovering? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2308 |
I'm with nature on this one. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2309 |
Somehow, this was not the solution to the greenhouse gas problem I was expecting. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2310 |
Is that the new city poop-scooper service, or are we about to be abducted by aliens? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2311 |
Sometimes you just have to suck it up. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2312 |
Get the Dog, we could use a pet. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2313 |
Is that the new Tesla? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2314 |
If they don't pick up his poop, nail them all! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2315 |
And I just scooped his poop and put it in the plastic bag. Go figure... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2316 |
We have to let him go. He can never win Best in Show on this planet. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2317 |
OK Now dog forward 2 squares |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2318 |
Oh what the hell, we've been looking for a new adventure anyway. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2319 |
Wait, we forgot the pet hair attachment. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2320 |
I guess we can forget about those 'LOST CAT' signs. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2321 |
Well the good news is, at least we don't have to worry about Trump anymore. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2322 |
Oh Dear, look out for the Hoovercraft. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2323 |
I heard there was an 'Early Sci-Fi' convention downtown. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2324 |
We have come to drain your swamp. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2325 |
The new dog tax is really paying off. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2326 |
It's a "Shark"-nado! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2327 |
The SIGN says, "clean up after your pet." |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2328 |
Alexa, I was just kidding. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2329 |
Dare I say this really sucks. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2330 |
Oh, he always does that. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2331 |
"Vroom,vroom people. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2332 |
Take us to your leader; ...we need HEPA filters |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2333 |
I hope it doesn't have a beater brush attachment! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2334 |
Scientists say space is a vacuum, but I had no idea.... |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2335 |
If they want our air resources, they should open trade talks. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2336 |
Apparently the Hoover Administration has joined Resist! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2337 |
Eureka!! That's a super pooper scooper. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2338 |
Well, "suck it up, Buttercup", is going to give us a whole new meaning from now on. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2339 |
It's not working because we're in a vacuum. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2340 |
Quick! Act like lint! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2341 |
It's either ICE or a UFO. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2342 |
Remember what happened the last time a guy failed to curb his dog. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2343 |
I warned them-- don't put pictures of Times Square on Voyager's golden album. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2344 |
Uh, oh! We're sucked now |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2345 |
Sorry, we haven't seen your dust bunny. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2346 |
Behold the Heavenly Hoover |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2347 |
Wow, that's a powerful Dirt Devil. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2348 |
Their embrace of low tech doesn't inspire confidence. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2349 |
But you heard them, they called it "Spot!" |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2350 |
If we have to pick up after your dog one more time… |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2351 |
One positive aspect of the alien takeover has undoubtedly been their advanced pooper scooper technology. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2352 |
Looks like we're going to suck up to their leader. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2353 |
Well, so much for "Beam me up, Scotty." |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2354 |
We're here to clean up after that four-legged monster. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2355 |
Is that Mike Tyson? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2356 |
Increase suction. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2357 |
Darn it, we didn't bring the human extension today! |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2358 |
I say we give 'em a shot. They did say they would drain the swamp. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2359 |
Bitsy has never liked them. Now I get it. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2360 |
Janitorians! Give them your candy wrapper, QUICK! |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2361 |
Harvey. Irma. Maria. Something different must be happening. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2362 |
oh fuck lmao |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2363 |
I kind of miss the flying witches on brooms. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2364 |
Hey, it's a job. Okay? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2365 |
who's going to keep the streets clean when the new immigration ban goes into effect? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2366 |
This might suck |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2367 |
It may be expensive, but if it gets rid of his fleas it'll be worth it. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2368 |
So it's true -- aliens TOTALLY suck! |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2369 |
It must be in their nature to abhor a vacuum. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2370 |
Don't worry, that's just Al Gore. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2371 |
"They only need a small sample". |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2372 |
Hoover Craft, hovercraft, potato, potahto - there's still nothing to get excited about. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2373 |
Man, tax season just creeps up on you. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2374 |
look Henry its the irs blimp. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2375 |
Are you sure were ready for a dog?...perhaps we can start with a high maintanance plant... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2376 |
Oh, they're just shooting the sequel of Our Man in Havana. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2377 |
Look, it's a Vacuumulonimbus cloud! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2378 |
J. Edgar, to you. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2379 |
It's the tax collector. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2380 |
Boy, they sure are afraid of dog droppings. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2381 |
they jumped over the wall ! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2382 |
I mean, I like the idea the government is trying to clean up the environment but I didn't picture it like this |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2383 |
Suck me to your leader. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2384 |
Even space aliens have a better clean air plan than Trump's EPA. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2385 |
This planet sucks! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2386 |
Will it go away if we scream, 'fake news?' |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2387 |
Honey, your new Cordless Hoover just arrived with Amazon's drone delivery service! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2388 |
And to think I donated money to Save The Planet. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2389 |
ICE is getting very creative. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2390 |
What can I say? It sucks. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2391 |
I have a feeling this is going to suck! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2392 |
Don’t worry, Sweetie. It isn’t plugged in. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2393 |
See? Dogs do hate ALL vacuum cleaners! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2394 |
mMaybe if we told them about doo-doo bags . . . |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2395 |
Fake news strikes again: Yes, I inhaled - that was the point. Details at 6. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2396 |
No matter what universe you're from, spring cleaning is always in vogue. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2397 |
I guess that's what Trump meant by a "HUGE sucking sound" |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2398 |
I see we do not rate high in their esteem. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2399 |
You see, they submitted the lowest bid for the mayor's "Clean Up the City" campaign. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2400 |
No. You misunderstood. I wasn't telling you to turn it on. It's just a figure of speech. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2401 |
We're here to drain the swamp. Are you a congressman? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2402 |
Don’t worry, that model had poor suction |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2403 |
I think it's a decoy. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2404 |
Look! It's the new Tesla Hoovercraft. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2405 |
I said to 'hover' not to 'hoover.' |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2406 |
Nozzle to cockpit. Achoo!.. Detecting a dog with long hair.. don't lower me onto the ground. Already got too much dog hair clogging me up in here... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2407 |
I hope this is a marketing gimmick. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2408 |
I guess you can consider aliens operating in a vacuum. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2409 |
A snout only a mother ship could love. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2410 |
I'm feeling like we're about to get hosed again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2411 |
I could use one of those for the house. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2412 |
I said to change the flight mode to hover, not hoover! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2413 |
The fuck is that? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2414 |
Maybe we were wrong to get an upright. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2415 |
Oh no, not again! The last time I was gone for three years. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2416 |
Tell me again about this Pooper-Scooper service you signed us up for? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2417 |
My God, the Earth is VROOMED! |
1.1833 |
0.05038 |
60 |
49 |
11 |
0 |
2418 |
It's refurbished. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2419 |
Okay, okay - you might be right about this one. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2420 |
I abhor them, too. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2421 |
They use it to create a parking spot. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2422 |
Relax Sparky! The Alt-right just wants to see your papers. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2423 |
That's correct, Zoro. The model X5-2000 is guaranteed to pick up two Earthlings on the first pass or your money back. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2424 |
Obviously, their technology is at least 50 years behind ours. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2425 |
Yes, but there's gotta be a better way to drain the swamp. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2426 |
We should have waited on getting the cordless Dyson. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2427 |
The Tweeting dirt ball clogged their hose! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2428 |
Would you be kind enough? We forgot the plastic bag. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2429 |
Well, you are or you aren't--are you all just dust in the wind? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2430 |
That's strange-- I thought they'd been wiped out out by the Roombans. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2431 |
" The enemy sucks! " said Our Man from Havana. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2432 |
Let's hope it just wants to talk. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2433 |
Naturally, I find that abhorrent. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2434 |
I think the carbon capture program is finally underway |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2435 |
Nixon may have been the one to sign the Clean Air Act, but Hoover gets all the credit for cleaning up our environment. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2436 |
Huh, tweed. Did you bring the upholstery attachment? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2437 |
say phil, did ya ever order that new part for the vacuum cleaner? |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2438 |
Look Spot... Look Spot...Just in case the banks missed a dollar or two somewhere they've created a new air born approach.It's called " Goldman Sucks." |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2439 |
So that’s why Sparky hates vacuums! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2440 |
They take do-do duties seriously around here! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2441 |
We are about to have a close encounter with a Kirby. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2442 |
Dogs hate vacuum cleaners why is that? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2443 |
Look at that big sucker! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2444 |
Mildred, let go of the leash! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2445 |
"And people said we would never get this thing off the ground." Wilbur and Orville Hoover. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2446 |
This gives 'cleaning the planet' a whole new meaning. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2447 |
Sidewalk sweeping. Sidewalk sweeping. Move off the sidewalk...or you'll be swept up and fined. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2448 |
It's the mayor's new doggie waste pickup program. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2449 |
We're the UFO that cleans up after your dog. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2450 |
Told you to scoop it, now what? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2451 |
I knew today was going to suck |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2452 |
I guess that's what they mean by the vacuum of space. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2453 |
Finally the poop scooper of our dreams! |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2454 |
Watch out! It's the vacuum of space! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2455 |
Bob I know we need clean air but this really sucks! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2456 |
I told you the Roomba seemed angry. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2457 |
Run! We are about to be hoovered!!! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2458 |
Forget the winch. This is the newest, best picker-upper! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2459 |
So, that’s how they abduct people. |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2460 |
I thought you said the dog was ok around a vacuum cleaner. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
2461 |
Dogs of Earth - do what we say or we turn it on and you'll bark for hours! |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
2462 |
Better clean than green. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2463 |
Think of it as the solution to our money problems. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2464 |
That must be their new cordless model... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2465 |
Take me to your Hoover. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2466 |
Apparently Mother Nature has hired a subcontractor. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2467 |
See? Immigrants do the jobs we don't want to. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2468 |
Obviously, they're not one of the swifter races. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2469 |
He was trying to let us know |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2470 |
No, they are the suckers; we are the suckees. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2471 |
It's amazingly quiet for its size, Elmer. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2472 |
Is that the dog that Mr.Dyson wants? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2473 |
Do they want us or the dog? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2474 |
See, honey, even they can't get Roomba to work. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2475 |
And to think that he was trying to let us know all along. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2476 |
Oh them again ... pretend like you don't see them ... that ride is so embarrassing |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2477 |
Well, for starters, tell us what you mean by 'dog lovers.' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2478 |
Dustballs, run! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2479 |
I see the power, but it seems a little short on glory. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2480 |
All they seem to want is the carbon in our atmosphere. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2481 |
We probably should have taken Sparky more seriously. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2482 |
Just think " Three easy payments" |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2483 |
Did you call Aladin carpet cleaners? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2484 |
Look out! Space aliens hoovering over us! |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2485 |
I was going to rake them when we got back |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2486 |
We should've brought the doggie bag for poo. |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2487 |
No, I don't think that giant sucking sound is because of NAFTA |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2488 |
This is why he's afraid of the vacuum cleaner. |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2489 |
Aliens suck when they hoover over us! |
1.1698 |
0.06452 |
53 |
46 |
5 |
2 |
2490 |
It's Hoover -- Damn! |
1.1667 |
0.06339 |
54 |
47 |
5 |
2 |
2491 |
What did I tell you. The vacuum of space does suck! |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
2492 |
The view here really sucks. |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
2493 |
Take me to your Hoover. |
1.1667 |
0.05761 |
54 |
46 |
7 |
1 |
2494 |
Finally, someone's gonna clean this mess up. |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
2495 |
Designed for travel through the vacuum of space |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
2496 |
WHEN THEY VACUUM , NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2497 |
If only people had taken the city ordinance about poop-scooping more seriously. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2498 |
Taxes aren't the only thing sucking us up |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2499 |
Oh that reminds me Honey, our old Electrolux is starting to act up. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2500 |
He really wants to chase flying cars but can't wait forever |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2501 |
This outsourcing has gone too far ! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2502 |
Idiots, I use plastic bags. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2503 |
This must be Elon Musk's latest brainchild -- this time between him and Al Gore, though. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2504 |
It's the pooper scooper! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2505 |
The Electrolux always scares him, too. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2506 |
I bet they will still leave a bunch of hair for me to clean up. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2507 |
It's not unidentified if you know it's a vacuum cleaner. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2508 |
Looks like the neighbors got a new hoovercraft. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2509 |
Alexa, enough is enough. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2510 |
Look! It's the vacuum of outer space! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2511 |
I'll distract them. You and Max make a run for it. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2512 |
I thought you said you were channeling J. Edgar Hoover |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2513 |
I told you this place sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2514 |
I'm worried about the administration's environmental policies . |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2515 |
I told you to make sure we cleaned up after the dog. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2516 |
They must be looking for the Whitehouse |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2517 |
Alien technology sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2518 |
The City says we can't use plastic bags anymore. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2519 |
Quick -- act like the sidewalk! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2520 |
You know she'll bark at anything. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2521 |
They were so innovative with this J. Edgar Hoover memorial park. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2522 |
The whole concept of alien abduction is starting to suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2523 |
They said all you need is an ordinary vacuum cleaner motor. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2524 |
It's not a put-down, space aliens really do suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2525 |
I told you to clean your room. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2526 |
Hmm, this time he may be right! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2527 |
Our home is your home. No really...knock yourself out. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2528 |
What did I tell you? You don't flush alligators down the toilet, and you don't throw old vacuum cleaners out the window! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2529 |
The energy transporter's not working, Captain; we've had to switch to manual. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2530 |
The future sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2531 |
Wow, I never thought the Rapture would suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2532 |
Look at thing hoovering up there! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2533 |
So, this is what is meant by the "vacuum of space"! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2534 |
No, of course you shouldn't wave...it rewards bad behavior! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2535 |
SUCTION ABDUCTION |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2536 |
Goop Gift Guide: Flying Pooper Scooper |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2537 |
That new Dyson electric car blows. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2538 |
The city is really going overboard with their "clean up after your pets" campaign. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2539 |
These new automated Pooper Scoopers seem a little excessive |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2540 |
I thought nothing sucked more than our politics... but this??? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2541 |
Look Helen, it's the vacuum of space. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2542 |
This is why I told you to never let him attack the vacuum! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2543 |
So that's why he hates the vacuum cleaner. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2544 |
Wow. Just when I thought things couldn't get any suckier. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2545 |
Let’s hope the bags are new. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2546 |
Do you think they're carpet bombing us? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2547 |
The one with four legs must be their leader. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2548 |
Flying vacuums make him nervous |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2549 |
I guess that's what the commercial meant by an "out of this world clean" |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2550 |
Looks like solving the pollution problem was outsourced, too. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2551 |
Sure, they suck. But they cleaned up this city. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2552 |
They've brought in outsiders to clean up the environment. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2553 |
Fido, there's nothing to fear. It's only the old Electrolux vacuum. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2554 |
We have to move over--it's alternate-side-of-the-planet cleaning day. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2555 |
I think Elon Musk might be losing it |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2556 |
I hate cleaning up after you. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2557 |
Maybe they'd be happy with just the dog? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2558 |
I guess they have tax collectors on other planets too. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2559 |
It's the interplanetary pooper scooper! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2560 |
Stay back, or our Scottie fur will clog your dustbags! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2561 |
I think they just want to sniff butts. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2562 |
I told you we should have bought a cordless. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2563 |
It's a UFO from planet Electrolux. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2564 |
It's the government program for "picking up after your dog'". |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2565 |
Gives new meaning to 'suck it up.' |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2566 |
The weather in New York really sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2567 |
Can you imagine what they crap under THEIR couch cushions looks like? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2568 |
We come to clean. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2569 |
Bob? Turns out the harsh vacuum of space is a Hoover. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2570 |
What ZIP did you use on Angie's List? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2571 |
I'm not frightened. Dog hair will clog any vacuum. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2572 |
I see they have not abducted Mr. Dyson yet! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2573 |
I guess this is what they mean by conspicuous consumption. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2574 |
I know tractor beams aren't good for the environment, but this vacuum sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2575 |
What luck, our fuel source is just laying on the ground behind the smaller of the creatures |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2576 |
Wow, this sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2577 |
I'm OK with this, as long as that thing isn't an anal probe. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2578 |
Dust mites revenge! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2579 |
Honestly, it's stuck. Next wish? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2580 |
We come in Febreze. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2581 |
Fortunately, or unfortunately, one-third of us now get stuck in the hose. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2582 |
I got a strange feeling this is gonna suck! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2583 |
Now that Giuliani's cleaned up the streets, all that's left is the dog s**t. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2584 |
The Poop Patrol is out again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2585 |
Today is going to suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2586 |
We don't live in a vacuum. Yet. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2587 |
Well Larry, it looks like today's weather sucks |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2588 |
I resent the implication. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2589 |
Take me to your dust bunny. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2590 |
If this is The Rapture, it sucks! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2591 |
They're Hovering. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2592 |
Clean up your dog poop, or else! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2593 |
Cordless. I love it! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2594 |
I have a feeling this is gonna suck. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2595 |
Now I understand why the dog always barked. This is terrifying. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2596 |
I knew things would suck this year. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2597 |
"Hardware Wars" told us this would happen but everyone just laughed. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2598 |
The universe abhors a vacuum. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2599 |
Look out! They must be trying to fix Obamacare for the last time! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2600 |
This job sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2601 |
I tell you what, Harriet, our city Council has gotten out of control in this town, the pooper scooper ordinance is way too punitive. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2602 |
Don't worry, honey, those canister vacuums never really had much suction. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2603 |
Well, we wanted a president who would clean up the mess in this country. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2604 |
Yeah, the crevice tool was optional but so worth it! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2605 |
The Ilegal Alien Vacuum! Suck them up before they suck you dry. ©Trump Intl. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2606 |
Beam me up, Hoover. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2607 |
I thought the vacuum only existed in outer space. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2608 |
Nothing is certain except for death by suction and taxes. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2609 |
They call this one "The Vacuum of Space" |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2610 |
They’re going to need a variety of attachments. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2611 |
Judy Jetson's school does suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2612 |
You think if we ask them nice, we could get them to do the capets at home? |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2613 |
It's more toasty in there |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2614 |
Oh no, it's the internet!! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2615 |
Somebody had to clean up Washington. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2616 |
It's a new balloon for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2617 |
Oh God, "The Hoovering Era" has begun! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2618 |
So, whatever happened to the old 'beam me up, Scotty'? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2619 |
I just can’t believe that space is a vacuum. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2620 |
That peace treaty with the North Koreans needs some work. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2621 |
Looks like Google has outsourced its data collection |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2622 |
Cover me. I'm going to lower the hydrant. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2623 |
I told you sidewalk cleaning was on Monday's |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2624 |
These sales gimmicks are getting worse. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2625 |
Aw, that sucks! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2626 |
I am pretty sure they are after you. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2627 |
Now do you believe space is a vacuum? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2628 |
Suck it up, Ork. Ha,ha. I never get tired of that pun. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2629 |
This year really, really sucks. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2630 |
Maybe Spike has been right all along. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2631 |
That would make a great snow plow |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2632 |
Evidently cleaning up after dogs has been outsourced. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2633 |
Don't worry. If it gets any closer, Sparky will tear it to shreds. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2634 |
They were starting to run out of ideas by Mrs Doubtfire 3. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2635 |
I guess it’s easier than beaming someone up. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2636 |
and if you also want the 40 thieves, rub the coffee maker too |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2637 |
Remember you are only required to give them the information on your dog tags. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2638 |
Goodyear and Hoover have strong offshore competition. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2639 |
I've seen Stranger Things. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2640 |
Now I understand where 'abhors a vacuum' comes from. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2641 |
So the vacuum of space isn't lifeless, after all. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2642 |
And I thought the Roomba was futuristic. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2643 |
I told you vacuuming up those little green spiders was a bad idea! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2644 |
Giuliani, eat your heart out! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2645 |
The vacuum of space suddenly seemed so much less abstract than it had prior to their UFO sighting. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2646 |
So that's what the Roomba meant when it said "I'll be back"! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2647 |
This high tec outsoursing is for the dogsc |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2648 |
Grim Reaper, 1950's |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2649 |
True, whenever a power vacuum appears, someone will fill it. Why do you ask? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2650 |
Oh geez, this sucks! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2651 |
These new mobile gadgets really suck. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2652 |
We come in peace, from the vacuum of space. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2653 |
Looks like Buddy was right after all. |
1.1607 |
0.05569 |
56 |
48 |
7 |
1 |
2654 |
Arf! Arf! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2655 |
Miele Massacre...sorry. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2656 |
Cats really are evil! |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2657 |
Oh, that's just the Republican solution to climate change. It sucks up the carbon dioxide. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2658 |
Don't worry, they clean in peace. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2659 |
"War of the Weirdos" with Toto, too! |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2660 |
Even Elon Musk's cats are extraordinary. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2661 |
I heard they officially choosed us as dirt of the universe. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
2662 |
Holy shit, a vacuum! |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
2663 |
Commander Syzygy, deploy the simulated rapture. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
2664 |
That street sweeper is outta this world. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2665 |
Sucks to be us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2666 |
So that's why I often feel like I live in a vacuum! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2667 |
I guess they don't plan on electric cars becoming the norm any time soon |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2668 |
No we're not interested in buying a new vacuum thank you. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2669 |
I know outer space is a vacuum but REALLY?? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2670 |
It's the damn Marrs twins, they got it for their birthdays. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2671 |
They do live in a vacuum |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2672 |
Maybe they just want the dog...? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2673 |
Run... it's the Deferred Action for Pet Arrivals patrol. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2674 |
Looks like Mars came up with a new recruiting tool. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2675 |
Sure, maybe they come in peace, but they're not off to a great start. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2676 |
It may be time for us to assess our lives in a vacuum. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2677 |
I think we really better clean up after Spot. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
Well, actually, it's not so funny this time. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2679 |
Quick show them your poop bags! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2680 |
Well, this certainly sucks. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2681 |
Multitasking. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2682 |
I cleaned this planet all by myself last week - stop complaining! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2683 |
Is it hoovering or hovering? |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2684 |
As frightened dogs bark louder, ''Dusty'' was transported by the ''Hooverians'' to their hermit Kingdom. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2685 |
And the Heavens spoke....."Clean up this Mess!" |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2686 |
It is a bit loud, but I like how they do the doggy clean up these days! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2687 |
...and then they disappeared into a vacuum... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2688 |
Shouldn't they incinerate us first? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2689 |
Don’t worry, Fifi will protect us.” |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2690 |
It's 'Our Man in Havana' all over again |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
Oh, I get it now... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2692 |
Last week the swamp-drainer, this week the bog-buster |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2693 |
something tells me they come in peace.... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2694 |
Stop barking Chester, it's only an Electrolux drone. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2695 |
This sucks! We picked-up the poop, didn't we? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2696 |
Aha! It was never really a tractor beam! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2697 |
Ignore it. The government doesn't want us to get all swept up in this UFO thing. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2698 |
Darn! Must be another one of those auto correct mistakes. I meant hover vot hoover. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2699 |
Those autonomous cars will suck you right in... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2700 |
I think it is clogged. Must be a hair ball. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2701 |
north korea moves in on another pentagon monopoly |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2702 |
The governor may have gone a bit overboard with his new clean air initiative. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2703 |
Your name is Buster? Funny... mine is Duster. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2704 |
Relax...there's two of them and three of us. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2705 |
See Marge, I told you I called for a Uber pickup |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2706 |
At last our dog Kirby is trying to protect us!! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2707 |
Is this what you meant when you said suck your problems? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
Honey, when we get home remind me to take out the Swiffer. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2709 |
So Hooverians really do exist! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2710 |
I thought they were cleaning our house. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2711 |
Hoovercraft. The new pooper scooper. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2712 |
Eureka! Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2713 |
One of us should go, just as an earth-friendly gesture. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2714 |
Cleaning up the mess in the world |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2715 |
Wow! Hovering and hoovering at the same time! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2716 |
I always wondered why nature abhorred a vacuum. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2717 |
Quiet Scottie, it's just one of those new Hoovercrafts. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2718 |
Dinner! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2719 |
It picks up pet hair and is much more portable than the upright model. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2720 |
These aliens really suck. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2721 |
Well, obviously, they come from the vacuum of space. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2722 |
I thought I heard one of the cats shout ‘Eureka!’ the other day. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2723 |
That really sucks. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
So that’s why he barks at it. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2725 |
Is there amything that does't suck? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2726 |
Uh oh. This is really going to suck. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2727 |
I knew there must be life on other planets, but this sure sucks! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2728 |
We should never have named him Hoover. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
What if the extension cord gets unplugged? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2730 |
Do they think we're just a bunch of suckers? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2731 |
I knew that beam of light nonsense was too far fetched! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2732 |
THE EPA HATES DIRT. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2733 |
Great, finally proof of extraterrestrials and it sucks. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2734 |
This doesnt taste like the indian food from the truck on 23 st. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2735 |
It's the vacuum of space. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2736 |
Good thing I didn't go on that diet after all. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2737 |
I told you we shouldn't have gone the week without showering. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2738 |
The concept that space is a vacuum must be more universal than we thought. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2739 |
Endust...? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
I think it may be a Hoover. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2741 |
Now I get why they say, "Space is a vacuum." |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2742 |
Ok Edna, maybe we do live in a vacuum. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2743 |
Well, that sucks. I can't believe it left early. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2744 |
They came from a Dyson Sphere. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2745 |
Look, Carla! It's the intergalactic model of my Grandma's Hoover! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2746 |
Bob fatally believed that Buddy’s years of battle with the vacuum would save them. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2747 |
Yes, I'm scared...but I think it's a Dyson. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2748 |
So that's why he hates the vacuum. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2749 |
"Look Duke, it's the Hoover vacuum blimp." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2750 |
You were right, Cmdr. Lctrolx. Human nature abhors a vacuum |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2751 |
Guess who wants to drain the swamp now. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2752 |
He's always hated the sound of the vacuum cleaner. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2753 |
The meaning of Life. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2754 |
Aliens really suck. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2755 |
It's either Compliance or Accounting, I can't tell yet. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2756 |
Bad luck. A half-naked mermaid comes out of the dishwasher. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2757 |
Why? Natural light and free electricity. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2758 |
How the canine still views your chic Dyson. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2759 |
Don't worry, they're only here to "drain the swamp". |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2760 |
Come, the next town over has niche cafes with Wi-Fi. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2761 |
Alexa is taking over everything. I had to switch to the toaster. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2762 |
No way that's natural. Nature abhors those things. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2763 |
It's about time they cleaned up City Hall. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2764 |
The wizard and balloon left with the last administration. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2765 |
No Lucille, I clearly told them that we need airport pick up tomorrow. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2766 |
They say they come in peace. Just want to clean up some dirty politics. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2767 |
Well, this explains a lot. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2768 |
Let's keep looking, no one back home would believe these ones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2769 |
And I always thought alien abductions don't happen in a vacuum. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2770 |
WTF? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2771 |
They didn't wait for the Electrolux patent to run out. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2772 |
Hopefully it's some Augmented Reality thing |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2773 |
You cut the leash, and I'll nab the doggy. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2774 |
Look! Its a bird... No its A plane... No !! its UFO gotscha.... |
1.1522 |
0 |