Contest #586


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586


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-10-03
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-10-16 (estimated)
Number of captions 4965
Number of responses 480072
Number of participants 15204


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Of course it looks alien to you. You've never used one. 2.1185 0.00977 6685 1783 2327 2575
1 I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt. 2.1086 0.00981 6112 1500 2448 2164
2 Left on Pennsylvania Avenue, big white house on the right. Can't miss it. Please hurry. 2.0620 0.01186 4788 1474 1543 1771
3 And they say life can't exist in a vacuum. 2.0548 0.01056 5584 1595 2088 1901
4 Wow. Aliens really do perform the jobs most Americans won't do. 2.0477 0.01380 3292 957 1221 1114
5 As a matter of fact we'd be delighted to take you to our leader. 2.0293 0.01249 4367 1425 1389 1553
6 If they were highly evolved don't you think we'd see some attachments? 1.9928 0.01070 5160 1543 2111 1506
7 We can only hope that they're coming for our leader. 1.9820 0.01124 5097 1688 1813 1596
8 Eureka ! 1.9714 0.01167 4971 1756 1601 1614
9 finally, an identifiable flying object 1.9638 0.01115 4745 1488 1941 1316
10 Something tells me this is gonna suck. 1.9408 0.01265 3733 1232 1490 1011
11 There IS a vacuum in space. 1.9147 0.01741 2016 709 770 537
12 First, Trump...now, the return of the Hoover Administration? 1.9121 0.01379 3334 1216 1195 923
13 Well, at least the boarding procedure will be fast. 1.9066 0.01132 4317 1414 1892 1011
14 Well this is going to suck. 1.8648 0.01211 4158 1586 1548 1024
15 I've always pictured the vacuum of outer space a bit differently. 1.8483 0.01611 2366 933 859 574
16 It's a great service. I don't have to carry a plastic bag. 1.8329 0.01851 1867 779 621 467
17 It appears to be hoovering. 1.8140 0.01900 1688 700 602 386
18 I always thought they beamed you up. 1.8069 0.02773 751 303 290 158
19 If we take you to him, will you KEEP him? 1.7811 0.01595 2512 1138 786 588
20 Oh my God! It's a guided Bissell! 1.7730 0.01797 1846 807 651 388
21 People of earth, lift your feet. This will only take a few minutes! 1.7661 0.01733 2069 941 671 457
22 My God, it’s the Hoover Administration! 1.7531 0.01280 3503 1544 1280 679
23 that's the last time I vote for someone who's going to clean up Washington 1.7484 0.01933 1538 684 557 297
24 If it's anything like our vacuum, we're safe here on the ground. 1.7459 0.01553 2283 992 879 412
25 Attention, Earthlings: Do you know where we can find a Type C bag at this hour? 1.7339 0.01772 1781 798 659 324
26 It came from Bed, Bath and waaay Beyond. 1.7110 0.01718 1938 915 668 355
27 If they're here to suck the life out of us, they're too late. 1.7080 0.01764 1880 904 621 355
28 They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are cleaning people. 1.6970 0.01755 2023 1029 578 416
29 I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum 1.6852 0.02055 1328 647 452 229
30 Looks like draining the swamp has been outsourced. 1.6841 0.02226 1089 520 393 176
31 Remember the good old days when the police would just conduct a sweep of the area? 1.6825 0.01459 2510 1195 917 398
32 I thought my science teacher was kidding when she told me there was a vacuum in space. 1.6721 0.01737 1726 825 642 259
33 Collector to Base: Shall we take just the leader, or the two followers, as well? 1.6656 0.02129 1208 600 412 196
34 Clean me up, Scotty! 1.6641 0.02179 1158 578 391 189
35 Huh. Canister. I figured they'd be more advanced. 1.6618 0.01701 1798 874 658 266
36 Well this is going to suck. 1.6598 0.07877 97 51 28 18
37 'They really are advanced. It's cordless." 1.6515 0.01617 1931 941 722 268
38 Retract hose!—no alien can survive the moral vacuum of their leader. 1.6454 0.01709 2448 1463 390 595
39 Not the Rapture I had hoped for.... 1.6298 0.03149 578 312 168 98
40 This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. 1.6286 0.01851 1656 891 489 276
41 I swear, if you say "That really sucks!" one more time, I'm leaving you. 1.6282 0.01698 1845 961 609 275
42 I didn't think anyone could live in a vacuum. 1.6282 0.01673 1853 953 636 264
43 I always thought they'd be upright. 1.6275 0.03362 451 230 159 62
44 He's going to have to build a higher wall. 1.6124 0.02829 712 394 200 118
45 Get the small noisy one. He's clearly their leader. 1.6106 0.01960 1415 767 432 216
46 It's a Hoovercraft. 1.6056 0.02043 1321 727 388 206
47 I said Uber, not Hoover! 1.6010 0.03705 401 222 117 62
48 I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.6009 0.02054 1268 693 388 187
49 Take you to our leader? By all means! 1.6006 0.02841 671 369 201 101
50 Yep, just follow Pennsylvania Avenue down until you see the large white-domed building. 1.5978 0.02120 1176 642 365 169
51 I told you we were just a speck of dust in the universe. 1.5973 0.02180 1115 610 344 161
52 Somehow, I thought the vacuum in space would be harder to visualize 1.5959 0.02200 1183 674 313 196
53 Wow, no cord! 1.5893 0.02185 1081 592 341 148
54 They must be from a highly domesticated planet. 1.5873 0.02184 1008 536 352 120
55 Dammit, Cassie, do you have to go berserk EVERY time someone turns on a vacuum cleaner? 1.5860 0.02468 843 463 266 114
56 You know, I kind of see where the dog is coming from on this one. 1.5858 0.02430 915 515 264 136
57 Ok, ok! We'll scoop it! 1.5843 0.04009 332 186 98 48
58 Watch out! It's the new GOP tax plan. 1.5820 0.02380 988 569 263 156
59 Take me to your litter! 1.5781 0.02338 941 524 290 127
60 Let go of the leash, Harriet. 1.5724 0.02433 877 495 262 120
61 I always thought of returning to dust in a figurative sense. 1.5719 0.02356 869 475 291 103
62 We are from the planet Trumptron. Our village idiot is missing... 1.5702 0.02646 847 511 189 147
63 Damn. This is going to suck. 1.5702 0.02538 847 491 229 127
64 We can take the whole ship down with a fistful of spare change. 1.5675 0.02582 793 455 226 112
65 Oh my God.. that's the new Air Force One! He really does live in a vacuum!! 1.5662 0.02767 793 487 163 143
66 Still not the biggest dirtbag in the universe. 1.5618 0.03389 461 267 129 65
67 I hope they're headed for the White House. 1.5607 0.02695 758 448 195 115
68 'Take me to your leader?' Love to. 1.5535 0.02839 663 391 177 95
69 It looks like the cloud wants more than just our data. 1.5518 0.03571 386 220 119 47
70 It's the new UBER. They pick you up whether you like it or not. 1.5507 0.02926 621 367 166 88
71 Honey, look! A Hoover-craft! 1.5503 0.02751 676 393 194 89
72 Any other time this would seem unusual. 1.5465 0.02860 635 374 175 86
73 Did you ever feel like a tiny speck of dust in the universe? 1.5457 0.02723 645 367 204 74
74 It's the new tax plan. 1.5457 0.02911 645 389 160 96
75 Let's ask if they'll bring us back after 2020. 1.5455 0.02745 638 364 200 74
76 So much for space abhorring a vacuum. 1.5455 0.02969 638 390 148 100
77 I just wish they were more friendly. They treat us like dirt. 1.5399 0.02972 602 362 155 85
78 Did I mention they're very serious about cleaning up after dogs here? 1.5386 0.02770 596 337 197 62
79 Look, it's the new Clean Air Act! 1.5381 0.02996 591 356 152 83
80 What did I tell you, life sucks. 1.5373 0.03231 590 381 101 108
81 It's the other attachments I worry about. 1.5355 0.02972 577 343 159 75
82 Worst. Rapture. Ever. 1.5355 0.03081 577 354 137 86
83 Look, an Identifiable Flying Object! 1.5329 0.03018 563 337 152 74
84 Why are you so surprised Honey? Vacuuming has always been alien to you. 1.5322 0.03314 419 240 135 44
85 It's not natural . . . .nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5304 0.07130 115 73 23 19
86 That's advanced? There's no grooming attachment. 1.5281 0.03097 534 322 142 70
87 Ever wonder where all that data sent to the cloud really ends up? 1.5266 0.03028 526 310 155 61
88 They treat us like dirt. 1.5265 0.03066 528 315 148 65
89 So this is what it feels like to be drawn to a higher power. 1.5265 0.03066 528 315 148 65
90 If their vacuum is anything like ours, we should be fine. 1.5202 0.03238 494 303 125 66
91 I wonder why they chose Washington D.C.? 1.5202 0.03112 496 295 144 57
92 With all that's going on in the world it must be nice living in a vacuum. 1.5202 0.03265 496 307 120 69
93 ...take a right. Two blocks. Big white house on your left. Rose garden. You can't miss it. 1.5195 0.03352 462 284 116 62
94 Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5194 0.03237 489 299 126 64
95 I'm starting to get Fifi's fear of the vacuum cleaner. 1.5184 0.03137 488 291 141 56
96 In my day they used to go door to door. 1.5120 0.03166 459 272 139 48
97 Actually, I can identify that object. 1.5110 0.03237 454 273 130 51
98 Oh no! It's the grim sweeper! 1.5090 0.03310 446 272 121 53
99 Well, I'm not surprised. We've made such a mess of things. 1.5090 0.03218 446 266 133 47
100 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is actually three blocks North. 1.5079 0.03296 443 269 123 51
101 Pray the bag is full! 1.5079 0.03154 443 260 141 42
102 They come in peace, with a one-year warranty. 1.5069 0.03266 434 260 128 46
103 Suck them up Scotty. 1.5069 0.03347 434 265 118 51
104 All those movies and not one of them got it right. 1.5069 0.03363 434 266 116 52
105 I hope they visit Washington. 1.5068 0.03432 438 274 106 58
106 We got the coordinates from your Roomba. 1.5058 0.03272 433 260 127 46
107 I always thought nature abhors a vacuum! 1.5058 0.03368 433 266 115 52
108 Well, that's disappointing. In the movies, it's always a ray, or something. 1.5055 0.08025 91 60 16 15
109 It looks like they came here to do the jobs Americans don’t want. 1.5036 0.03390 421 258 114 49
110 Now do you believe me? Life sucks. 1.5035 0.03619 423 274 85 64
111 This is gonna suck big time. 1.5000 0.03376 412 251 116 45
112 I told you we should have picked up the poop 1.4975 0.03517 398 248 102 48
113 First Musk, then Bezos, and now Dyson. 1.4962 0.03501 395 245 104 46
114 Let's ask if they're available on Thursdays. 1.4962 0.03445 395 242 110 43
115 Looks like congress just unveiled their latest tax plan for the middle class. 1.4962 0.03732 395 258 78 59
116 Looks like a 1940s Electrolux. They can't be too advanced. 1.4962 0.03265 393 231 129 33
117 Rather unfortunate that we named the dog Dusty. 1.4949 0.03369 392 236 118 38
118 I dunno, somehow I thought the Rapture would be more glorious. 1.4935 0.03684 387 249 85 53
119 All I said was The New Yorker cartoons weren't funny anymore. 1.4935 0.03717 385 249 82 54
120 They're from a different time, a different place, and on their way to clean mine. 1.4921 0.03736 380 246 81 53
121 I though nature abhorred vacuums. 1.4908 0.03391 379 228 116 35
122 Who do they think they're fooling? They're not even plugged in. 1.4893 0.03485 374 229 107 38
123 so much for the notion that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4892 0.03478 372 227 108 37
124 I'm just saying, the Dyson would've looked more "space age." 1.4892 0.03428 370 223 113 34
125 Isn't there a twilight zone between the vacuum of space and the vacuum of earth ?? 1.4847 0.03882 359 237 70 52
126 I will ABSOLUTELY take you to our leader! 1.4846 0.03817 357 232 77 48
127 Just take the one in front. He's obviously the leader. 1.4830 0.03686 352 222 90 40
128 Sure, we'd be thrilled to take you to our leader 1.4830 0.03879 352 231 72 49
129 Are we in that damn cartoon contest again? 1.4830 0.03708 352 223 88 41
130 Don't worry Marge, our President will threaten to destroy their planet. 1.4812 0.03874 345 225 74 46
131 That's weird. I thought life couldn't exist in a vacuum. 1.4797 0.04032 344 232 59 53
132 I dunno - I think a truly advanced civilization would have sent an upright. 1.4795 0.03697 342 215 90 37
133 That's the military's new carpet bomber. 1.4795 0.03720 342 216 88 38
134 EUREKA! No, I think it's a Kirby. 1.4794 0.03569 340 208 101 31
135 Dyson and Musk seemed to have joined forces 1.4794 0.03665 340 212 93 35
136 I'm sure it beats getting probed. 1.4779 0.03858 339 220 76 43
137 dont they usually come on thursday??? 1.4779 0.03649 339 211 94 34
138 Quick, onto the grass - the attachment is only for hard surfaces. 1.4779 0.03767 339 216 84 39
139 I always knew that if we had a "close encounter" it would suck. 1.4776 0.03607 335 206 98 31
140 Well at least NOW we know why he always barked at the vacuum like it was out to get him. 1.4759 0.03942 332 218 70 44
141 I'm guessing they're Republicans - they've alienated themselves by living in a vacuum. 1.4759 0.03704 332 208 90 34
142 If we just hide in a corner, they'll never get us. 1.4759 0.03630 332 205 96 31
143 It's just hoovering there! 1.4742 0.03875 329 213 76 40
144 Suddenly Fluffy's fear of vacuum cleaners became all too real. 1.4740 0.03770 327 207 85 35
145 I guess they're here to drain the swamp 1.4722 0.03895 324 210 75 39
146 This clean air act is getting ridiculous! 1.4720 0.03813 322 205 82 35
147 They may be ruthless oppressors of a subjugated Earth, but you have to say they keep the place looking nice and tidy. 1.4717 0.03608 318 194 98 26
148 That's odd---the vacuum cleaner never bothered him before. 1.4700 0.03804 317 201 83 33
149 As things stand, what the hell have we got to lose? 1.4689 0.04810 177 108 55 14
150 Illegal aliens, no doubt, taking our street cleaning jobs. 1.4679 0.03901 312 201 76 35
151 I told you we should have taken the saucer. We look RIDICULOUS! 1.4679 0.03794 312 197 84 31
152 It must be a Hoovercraft. 1.4679 0.03901 312 201 76 35
153 So thaaat's how the iCloud works. 1.4675 0.04096 308 205 62 41
154 I believe they said, "Take us to your tweeter." 1.4673 0.03985 306 199 71 36
155 The hearth wants what the hearth wants, and our wants the fireplace ashes gone. 1.4658 0.04183 307 208 55 44
156 Yeah, Marcia, they can fly faster than the speed of light, but right now they're just hoovering. 1.4658 0.03838 307 195 81 31
157 Run Spot run! 1.4653 0.03986 303 197 71 35
158 If they do take you, hand me the leash. 1.4631 0.03863 298 189 80 29
159 It took 25 years, but that giant sucking sound of NAFTA is here now. 1.4628 0.04139 296 197 61 38
160 We come in peace and also in an up-right. 1.4628 0.04111 296 196 63 37
161 Quick! Give them directions to the White House. 1.4628 0.04194 296 199 57 40
162 Can't we just take you to our leader? 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
163 Hold on, this is really going to suck. 1.4628 0.04055 296 194 67 35
164 Remember the last time we were abducted, Marvin? It was with an upright. 1.4628 0.04027 296 193 69 34
165 Take me to your litter! 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
166 Looks like we missed a Spot. 1.4610 0.03950 295 190 74 31
167 Undocumented aliens. They clean your house for next to nothing. 1.4610 0.03920 295 189 76 30
168 Try not to look like upholstery. 1.4608 0.03819 293 184 83 26
169 Is it April 15th already? 1.4605 0.04048 291 190 68 33
170 Why do dogs always bark at vacuums? 1.4605 0.03959 291 187 74 30
171 Eureka ! 1.4583 0.04224 288 194 56 38
172 It's a dirty job no one else wanted. They must be illegal aliens. 1.4580 0.04070 286 187 67 32
173 Walter froze, not knowing whether to sacrifice his wife or the dog. 1.4555 0.04122 281 185 64 32
174 Do you think their Mother Ship looks like our hall closet? 1.4555 0.04060 281 183 68 30
175 I think we're about to have a Eureka! moment. 1.4555 0.03933 281 179 76 26
176 Relax, a truly advanced civilization would use bagless technology. 1.4552 0.03854 279 175 81 23
177 Change the setting to "Sidewalk." 1.4532 0.03962 278 178 74 26
178 I guess it's dust to dust. 1.4532 0.04059 278 181 68 29
179 ...and I thought that great, sucking sound was the death of democracy! 1.4526 0.03902 274 173 78 23
180 Mid-century modern is everywhere these days. 1.4526 0.03762 274 169 86 19
181 It's cheaper than the wall. 1.4502 0.03861 271 170 80 21
182 I think we are about to find out where our missing socks are. 1.4502 0.04068 271 176 68 27
183 It's the prototype for Amazon's new drone for returns. 1.4502 0.04167 271 179 62 30
184 Quick, show your green card. 1.4502 0.04000 271 174 72 25
185 We come in peace to clean the shit storm. 1.4502 0.04297 271 183 54 34
186 We'll take you to our leader if you'll accept our apologies. 1.4494 0.04077 267 173 68 26
187 That must be the mother ship. 1.4470 0.04478 264 183 44 37
188 We can't switch to Tuesdays. That's the day they do Venus. 1.4470 0.04179 264 174 62 28
189 I thought the vacuum of space would be more impressive. 1.4466 0.04339 262 177 53 32
190 Advanced life forms, my ass. They forgot to plug it in. 1.4462 0.04009 260 166 72 22
191 I guess that's what a deus ex machina looks like. 1.4440 0.04056 259 167 69 23
192 The White House? Next right. 1.4440 0.04019 259 166 71 22
193 They may clean well dear, but they're undocumented. 1.4436 0.04225 257 170 60 27
194 Oh no! The grim sweeper! 1.4436 0.04152 257 168 64 25
195 Hoover? Damn! 1.4436 0.04296 257 172 56 29
196 Your resistance is futile, once we find an outlet. 1.4431 0.04101 255 165 67 23
197 I told you that life sucks. 1.4427 0.04659 253 179 36 38
198 We are the Roomba. Resistance is futile. 1.4405 0.04284 252 168 57 27
199 This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. 1.4405 0.04394 252 171 51 30
200 "Suck me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.4405 0.04096 252 163 67 22
201 This must be a Eureka moment. 1.4400 0.04492 250 172 46 32
202 It's Tuesday. They are supposed to be cleaning the other side of the street. 1.4400 0.04119 250 162 66 22
203 Look! A Hoovercraft! 1.4400 0.04456 250 171 48 31
204 Looks like the IRS has started hiring outside contractors. 1.4400 0.04119 250 162 66 22
205 Sure. NOW he's not scared of a vacuum. 1.4395 0.04022 248 158 71 19
206 I guess we are headed back to the Hoover Era. 1.4390 0.04283 246 163 58 25
207 It's Trump's version of the Clean Air Act. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
208 They must be advanced. There's no cord. 1.4362 0.04281 243 161 58 24
209 If we can just get to the end of the street, they have no power on the corners. 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
210 Hoover craft, I suppose. 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
211 Maybe that’s the giant sucking sound from south of here ?? 1.4351 0.04683 239 168 38 33
212 So much for aliens have advanced technology. That's not even a bag-less model. 1.4351 0.04081 239 153 68 18
213 Elon really needs to stick with electric cars. 1.4351 0.04332 239 159 56 24
214 Seems the vacuum of space isn't just a theory. 1.4328 0.04219 238 156 61 21
215 I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
216 Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4310 0.04339 232 154 56 22
217 Hopefully they'll be making a stop at the White House. 1.4279 0.04507 229 156 48 25
218 Well...they always said outer space is an enormous vacuum. 1.4279 0.04378 229 153 54 22
219 This isn't what I envisioned when they said "the vacuum of space." 1.4279 0.04199 229 149 62 18
220 Wow. Cordless. 1.4279 0.04244 229 150 60 19
221 Advanced civilization my ass, I haven't seen a canister vacuum cleaner in years. 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
222 We are from the Planet Oreck 1.4267 0.04477 225 152 50 23
223 Politics aside, these illegal aliens just really get the job done. 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
224 Don't worry. Nothing picks up dog hair. 1.4267 0.04433 225 151 52 22
225 Oh sure, yeah, I will believe in climate change when I am sucked up by a giant electrolux piloted by real aliens... 1.4260 0.04416 223 149 53 21
226 You missed Spot. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
227 Look! It's the vacuum of space! 1.4260 0.04132 223 143 65 15
228 It can't be April 15th already. 1.4253 0.04397 221 147 54 20
229 I really thought the Apocalypse would be more dramatic. 1.4234 0.04652 222 154 42 26
230 Wow. Cordless. 1.4234 0.04382 222 148 54 20
231 Hoovering? Oh, I thought you said "Look at that spaceship hovering." 1.4234 0.04192 222 144 62 16
232 Brutal alien overlords or not, they keep the parks immaculate. 1.4220 0.04390 218 145 54 19
233 I thought you said you emptied the bag after the last planet. 1.4220 0.04342 218 144 56 18
234 Dust in the wind , all we are is dust in the wind . 1.4220 0.04485 218 147 50 21
235 Yet another cleaning service exploiting undocumented aliens. 1.4220 0.04390 218 145 54 19
236 On the bright side, maybe these guys can drain the swamp. 1.4220 0.04142 218 140 64 14
237 Son of a gun, the fortune cookie was right. 1.4213 0.04467 216 145 51 20
238 Looks like the President outsourced the FEMA clean-up. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
239 We'll take you to our leader! 1.4186 0.04762 215 151 38 26
240 Elon Musk is up to something again. 1.4178 0.04359 213 141 55 17
241 That explains the straight lines in the corn field. 1.4178 0.04606 213 146 45 22
242 Amazing. There’s no cord! 1.4178 0.04654 213 147 43 23
243 They come every Tuesday and Friday. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
244 OMG ITS THE GRIM SWEEPER. 1.4171 0.04489 211 142 50 19
245 No one's ever gonna believe us when we tell them it wasn't an upright. 1.4171 0.04011 211 133 68 10
246 I would have thought they'd come in a Roomba. 1.4171 0.04539 211 143 48 20
247 Figures the Mother ship would be a compulsive cleaner. 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
248 This is really gonna suck. 1.4163 0.04815 209 147 37 25
249 It looks like a vacuum can exist in space. 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
250 Call them 'illegal aliens' if you want, but who else is going to do the housekeeping? 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
251 Consumer Reports rated it the best for any space. 1.4155 0.04652 207 142 44 21
252 Make America clean again! 1.4155 0.04392 207 137 54 16
253 I see E.T. phoned Home Depot again 1.4118 0.04541 204 138 48 18
254 If the aliens don't do the dirty work, who will? 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
255 Calling them dirtbags was just plain offensive. 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
256 One time I didn't pick up his poop. 1.4118 0.04594 204 139 46 19
257 Latest Trump tweet: Space aliens attack. They suck! Sad. 1.4118 0.04800 204 143 38 23
258 If it can suck up dog hair, we're buying one. 1.4118 0.04267 204 133 58 13
259 They'll never get us. I already see a giant Cheeto clogging the intake. 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
260 Actually, I believe they said, "Take me to your litter." 1.4100 0.04323 200 131 56 13
261 If we ask politely, do you think they'll do the living room? 1.4100 0.04550 200 135 48 17
262 So it's true. Life sucks and then we die. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
263 Beats carrying those little baggies everywhere. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
264 Oh, my stars! It's the Neil deGrasse Dyson. 1.4091 0.04800 198 138 39 21
265 That's weird, street cleaning is usually on Tuesday. 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
266 It's OK. They're here to drain the swamps. 1.4091 0.05060 198 143 29 26
267 That's not the way I pictured the Rapture. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
268 The president's new Clean Air Initiative. 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
269 Well, this is gonna suck. 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
270 Elon Musk's got nothing on that Dyson guy. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
271 I knew the undocumented aliens would fight back. 1.4085 0.08168 71 50 13 8
272 We won't need that poop bag after all. 1.4061 0.04706 197 136 42 19
273 As a kid, I always pictured the vacuum of space as an upright. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
274 No thank you. We have a poop sack. 1.4061 0.04480 197 132 50 15
275 I'll bet they're undocumented. 1.4061 0.04651 197 135 44 18
276 I don't mind going, it's the metaphor that bothers me. 1.4051 0.04511 195 131 49 15
277 Following the merger of Goodyear and Hoover ... 1.4041 0.04831 193 135 38 20
278 I guess de-funding NASA really has created a vacuum in the space program! 1.4041 0.04718 193 133 42 18
279 Wow. When's the last time you saw a canister vacuum? 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
280 Take me a to your leader, he's got to be better than ours. 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
281 It's a Hoovercraft. 1.4041 0.04831 193 135 38 20
282 Mork from Oreck, I presume? 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
283 OK, now THAT sucks... 1.4031 0.04752 191 132 41 18
284 We've come to help drain the swamp. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
285 There IS a higher power! 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
286 Windows..., do you do windows? 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
287 You know how yesterday you saw a cloud shaped like a duck . . . . . . ? 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
288 Any chance they're just here to clean up after the dog? 1.4011 0.04451 187 124 51 12
289 Look! A Hoovercraft! 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
290 Apparently nature doesn't abhor a vacuum. 1.3967 0.04561 184 124 47 13
291 The Hooverians are benign. It’s the Roombians you need to worry about. 1.3967 0.04936 184 130 35 19
292 In space, no one can hear you clean. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
293 I wouldn't worry, nature abhors a vacuum 1.3967 0.05055 184 132 31 21
294 I can't pick them up; are you sure you changed the bag? 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
295 Now I see why he barks at the vacuum 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
296 Look! There is life in a vacuum! 1.3956 0.04659 182 124 44 14
297 You'd think an advanced alien race would be flying a bagless. 1.3956 0.04913 182 128 36 18
298 Take us to your outlet! 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
299 Their boarding procedure sucks. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
300 We heard there's a mess to clean up. Take us to your Tweeter. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
301 No reason to panic. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
302 This is probably going to suck. 1.3933 0.05116 178 128 30 20
303 Where did you say you got those brownies? 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
304 I never understood until now what was meant by, "there is a vacuum in space." 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
305 Apparently, air travel sucks on ALL planets. 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
306 It's Hoovering above us!! 1.3920 0.04557 176 118 47 11
307 Take the leader, and leave the other two. 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
308 They say nature abhors a vacuum, now I see why. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
309 I'm confused the app says that Gilles is picking us up in a black Toyota Camry... 1.3920 0.05095 176 126 31 19
310 We tried sucking up their leader-but his hair has clogged the intake. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
311 People of earth, give me your tires, your spores, your puddled mattresses. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
312 This is really going to suck. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
313 And that's why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
314 You missed Spot over there 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
315 The 4 legged one is the only one speaking out so the other 2 must be pets 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
316 Will you go away if I promise to pick up after him next time? 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
317 H.G. Wells was right, Sylvia! Martians do live in a vacuum! 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
318 Is this how it ends, in a vacum? 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
319 I told you an alien encounter would suck. 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
320 As if the anal probes weren't bad enough. 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
321 I'm starting to see why Nature hates these things. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
322 Whatever happened to "beam me up"? 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
323 This can't be real! Nothing exists in a vacuum! 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
324 Well, its either gonna blow or suck. Either way were screwed. 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
325 This is a lot easier than beaming them up. 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
326 Act Caucasian -- it's Homeland Security. 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
327 Somehow I thought they'd be flying in a Roomba 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
328 Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
329 The White House is that way. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
330 E.T. Clean home! 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
331 I don't believe it, those are the two cats next door. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
332 It's not much use without a magic carpet. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
333 I guess we're about to find out what can exist in a vacuum. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
334 Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
335 Be calm. They probably just want directions to Mar-A-Lago. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
336 Word is they’re an extremely tidy civilization. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
337 There you go, another myth busted. I thought nature hated a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
338 Spare our lives and we'll give you the dirt on everyone we know. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
339 Ironically, I once longed to experience the vacuum of outer space. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
340 Quiet, Nietzsche, quiet! Nietzsche hates a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
341 This is not how I thought it would end. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
342 Is it still a UFO if you can identify it? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
343 That hypocrite hired illegal aliens to drain the swamp! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
344 I had a feeling this day was going to suck. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
345 Can you bring us back in 2020? 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
346 The Vacuum of Space 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
347 They call that one a Hoover-Craft. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
348 I knew the Dyson-Musk merger was a bad idea. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
349 They traveled through the vacuum of space. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
350 At last, an Identified Object! 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
351 I've heard of the vacuum of space but never believed it. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
352 I guess I was wrong, you can live in a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
353 I know. You've told me before. Space is a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
354 See Rover, now we don't need that little bag anymore. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
355 They said they come in peace...and they don't do windows. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
356 I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
357 Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3818 0.05263 165 120 27 18
358 Nothing to worry about. That's the wrong attachment 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
359 Do you remember that giant sucking sound Ross Perot talked about? 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
360 Grab the leader, leave his poop carriers. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
361 It looks like we're being sucked into a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. 1.3804 0.05380 163 120 24 19
362 Now I abhor it, too. 1.3804 0.05380 163 120 24 19
363 I bet this gets swept under the rug 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
364 I hate that new art installation. It's huge and it sucks. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
365 Don't worry, an advanced civilization would use a roomba. 1.3789 0.04740 161 110 41 10
366 I wonder how often they have to change the bag. 1.3789 0.04401 161 106 49 6
367 You got the Republicans on one hill and the Democrats on the other and you're worried about two aliens in a vacuum cleaner? 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
368 Its the new return feature on Amazon 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
369 That reminds me, "have you scheduled your colonoscopy? 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
370 I always knew there was a vacuum in space. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
371 Attention Dog Owners: Pick up or be picked up. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
372 How do you think it hoovers like that? 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
373 You hold the dog, I'll hold my wallet. I knew this tax reform thing was too good to be true! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
374 Just as I thought. We are the dust bunnies of the universe. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
375 I told you life on other planets sucked. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
376 In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
377 I have a feeling today is going to really suck. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
378 It's human nature to abhor a vacuum! 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
379 Huh! Dogs were right all along about vacuums. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
380 When they asked for our leader say 'Hoover'. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
381 They can't be that advanced. It's an Electrolux! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
382 He barks at the alien Swiffer, too. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
383 Looks to be a Hoover Craft. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
384 First he was right about the squirrels -- and now this! 1.3718 0.04745 156 107 40 9
385 Don’t worry, honey, we’ll be fine—nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
386 Don't worry, those cordless models don't have good suction. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
387 It's an OCD UFO! 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
388 The weatherman did say a low pressure system would be moving in. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
389 NO, PLEASE, WE HAVE GREEN CARDS! 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
390 Huh! I would have expected an advanced alien civilization to at least send a Roomba. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
391 Which one of you posted, "Illegal aliens suck"? 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
392 Strictly speaking, it's not an 'Unidentified' Flying Object, but we should probably call someone anyway. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
393 They clean in peace 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
394 Don't worry. It's the wrong attachment. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
395 As if Tesla and Dyson was a good merger 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
396 'Suck me up, Scottie" just doesn't have the same ring. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
397 Good grief...."Wrong Swamp, wrong Swamp" 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
398 Seems nutty to me too, but he did found Tesla and SpaceX. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
399 Their leader can't be any worse than ours. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
400 It must be a Hoovercraft. 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
401 I don't know about you, but I really don't want to get sucked into this. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
402 No, they must be from the past. They asked for President Hoover. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
403 Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
404 Stand still -- we're safe outside. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
405 I've seen bagged and bagless, but this is my first encounter with the third kind. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
406 You'll never get me up in one of those! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
407 Illegal aliens suck. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
408 This is really gonna suck. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
409 Hold still and pretend you're a penny. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
410 Don't move, don't make a sound and whatever you do, don't litter. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
411 I agree that saucers had a more elegant simplicity. But that may not be our biggest concern. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
412 I bet that was the latest model when they left their planet 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
413 They'll never be able to clean up this mess. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
414 Let’s take them to our leader. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
415 Are you sure you called Uber? Looks like Hoover to me! 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
416 Boy, is THIS gonna suck. 1.3649 0.05603 148 111 20 17
417 I thought they'd have Dysons by now. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
418 I knew Pluto would fight back after its demotion. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
419 Well, I guess my biology teacher was wrong. Apparently life CAN exist in a vacuum... 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
420 Damn. This is going to suck. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
421 So this was the giant sucking sound that Perot was talking about. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
422 It's the new Hoovercraft. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
423 Okay, this sucks. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
424 I guess that's more proof space is a vacuum. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
425 What did you expect? Outer space is a vacuum. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
426 Looks like Musk’s joint venture with Dyson is taking off. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
427 Quiet, Fifi. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
428 Well, someone's got to clean up the mess we have gotten ourselves into 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
429 That's funny. It sure sounded like they said, "Prepare to Dyson." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
430 Stop barking, already. It's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
431 I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
432 So much for being superior beings. My upright has more suction! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
433 I told you there's a vacuum in space. Now do you believe me? 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
434 More illegal aliens, trying to clean up the place and take our jobs. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
435 Hey, Bleep...do they qualify as white trash? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
436 Don't go. Please. Please take us. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
437 Invaders from the planet Oreck! 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
438 Why the outrage at illegal aliens? This is work that no one else will do. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
439 Man, we haven't cleaned this cage in eons, it's filthy 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
440 Thank goodness, I forgot to bring plastic bag again. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
441 Ask if they do windows. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
442 Do not be alarmed, earthlings. We clean in peace. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
443 Isn't it just our luck--a low-tech abduction? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
444 Told you the weather sucked today. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
445 Apparently North Korea has one too now. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
446 They're Clean-Ons 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
447 We'll take you to our leader! 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
448 All these years and I thought the cat was just being silly. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
449 Take my wife. Please. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
450 Somebody should tell the EPA that's not what we mean by "Clean Air." 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
451 Trump was right Marge! Illegal aliens really are sweeping the nation! 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
452 I warned you about littering 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
453 Yes, it's powerful, but can it get in corners? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
454 Looks like another pitiful attempt to drain the swamp. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
455 I think he said, 'Take me to your cleaners.' 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
456 I always thought "cleaning up the city" was just an expression. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
457 Whatever happened to blinding white lights and tractor beams? 1.3481 0.04500 135 91 41 3
458 Now THIS is fake news... 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
459 You haven’t heard? Elon Musk was appointed head of ICE. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
460 Seriously, Rex - what will you do with it if you catch it? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
461 Suddenly, Fido's overreaction to vacuums took on an ominous foreboding. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
462 I told you not to name him Scotty. Now every alien in town is trying to beam him up. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
463 I'd feel much better if you'd stop singing "We're just dust in the wind" 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
464 We're hosed. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
465 What makes you so sure the aliens are female? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
466 Who you gonna call? Dustbusters. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
467 Oh shoot. This going to suck. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
468 EARTHLINGS!--We demand you hand over your crevice tool! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
469 I dunno. I guess I'd just assumed it'd be more like a Roomba. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
470 Concrete proof that space is a vacuum! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
471 Maybe nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all? 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
472 Blimey, it's a Hoovercraft! 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
473 So, is Dyson working for Musk now? 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
474 I guess there really is a vacuum in space 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
475 Wow, I thought The Rapture would look different. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
476 In space, no one can hear you clean. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
477 So that's how they do it! Abduction by suction. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
478 I thought it was a metaphor too. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
479 The anachronism of a cordless Electrolux was lost on the soon to be abductees. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
480 Nah, we’ll be fine. Stupid aliens chose one of those wide nozzle attachments that never picks up anything. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
481 Don't be alarmed. They returned to take Trump back. 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
482 Is there nothing Elon Musk won't try? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
483 I thought they’d beam us up, not clean us up! 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
484 If those guys are looking for dirt they need to fly over the White House. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
485 The Clean Air Act is sweeping the country! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
486 They did wonders with Times Square. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
487 It's the most advanced technology in the universe, yet it's still less expensive than a Dyson. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
488 Don't panic--it's just a Hoover-craft. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
489 It may just be part of a new show at MoMA. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
490 They should invade the kids’ room first. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
491 That reminds me--did you turn off the iron? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
492 Guess this ends the crop circles debate. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
493 No Mork, look closely -- it's a Labradoodle, hypoallergenic and won't shed! 1.3459 0.05947 133 103 14 16
494 I downloaded the uber-scooper app. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
495 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
496 It seems like a more advanced species would have a Bissell. 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
497 Is that the Leader Ship vacuum? 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
498 They'll never get us with that attachment. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
499 OH MY-- Marvin! Quick! Hold your toupe! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
500 Run in a circle. It drives them crazy. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
501 It's The Good Housekeeping blimp! 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
502 Oh no, a Hoover-craft. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
503 I told you, we're nothing more than specs of dust in the universe. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
504 Well, this will give you some perspective on our place in the universe. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
505 At last, Skippy's warnings had come true. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
506 Take the vocal one, it's the intelligent species. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
507 Omigod!! HEPA, someone HEPA! 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
508 It's some sort of Hoovercraft. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
509 Take us to your carpet! 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
510 Cool! A vintage Electrolux. I knew they'd come back. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
511 Not what I pictured when I read about the deep vacuum of space. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
512 So that's the giant sucking sound. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
513 I miss the old anal probes. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
514 Dyson announces an electric car. Hoover, not to be outdone... 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
515 Oh, great, now Rex will be scared of spaceships too. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
516 Go for the four-legged one. They are smarter! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
517 I think we're near the Church of Appliantology. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
518 Oh look, Harvey! Retro aliens! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
519 Just don't pick up that furry thing! I'm still picking hairs off the sofa from the last one. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
520 Whoa! I never expected the Rapture to look like this! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
521 They take air pollution seriously here. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
522 I'm all for cleaning up the environment, but this just sucks. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
523 I think it's a hoover craft 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
524 That's what clean energy looks like! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
525 Try the human attachment 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
526 Oh no, a Hoover-craft. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
527 Amazon drones drop off orders and Hoovercraft suck up returns. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
528 We’ve got enough human samples, get the dog. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
529 You hang onto the dog.........we'll take care of the poop. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
530 Oh look...a Hoover craft! 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
531 Take us to your carpet! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
532 no sense in barking Fido, sound doesn't travel in a vacuum 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
533 It was either this or we build a wall and make them pay for it. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
534 Be careful, it's Hoovering! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
535 I didn't know Amazon had moved past drones. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
536 Hoover? Damn! 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
537 Look its a hoovercraft! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
538 I finally understand why he barks at these things. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
539 Don't worry. It's just Amazon's new package return initiative. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
540 There's only one astrophysicist who can explain this. Call Neil deGrasse Dyson. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
541 All this time, Buddy was trying to warn us. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
542 Easy, boy. It just wants to sniff your butt. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
543 No - wait. Sound and hair seemed to match the description of their leader. But it's a dog. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
544 Their technology sucks. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
545 Relax, they're here for the carbon dioxide. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
546 Looks like your mother's loose again. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
547 I hear it works great on flying carpets. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
548 I'd always heard there is a vacuum in space... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
549 Next time, we pay the upcharge for the tractor beam. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
550 It's about time somebody got around to cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
551 Well, at least we won't have to go to your mom's place for Thanksgiving. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
552 Who would you rather have with sweeping powers ? Aliens or ICE ? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
553 What's that hoovering above us? 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
554 I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
555 I don't know why, but I abhor this vacuum. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
556 Let them have the dog. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
557 There goes the neighborhood. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
558 Must be a Jehoovers Witness 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
559 Last time we did this, it clogged the hose for a week. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
560 That reminds me--when's your mother coming again? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
561 We travel 15,000 light-years to get here, and no one can change a lint filter... 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
562 That's gonna suck. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
563 Man, they must have some extension cord. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
564 They specialize in cleaning flying carpets. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
565 I always assumed our ascension would be less mechanical. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
566 The North Koreans won't know what hit them. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
567 Relax, it's not even plugged in! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
568 Well, President Hoover is dead, but if you wanna just go ahead and take the current guy... 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
569 Makes sense. Space is a vacuum. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
570 Thanks. We forgot the poop bag." 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
571 I told you illegal aliens aren't taking jobs you'd want to do. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
572 At least it's not the anal probe. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
573 Wait 'til he finds out the pilots are squirrels. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
574 Your mother again? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
575 They said they were gonna clean this city up, but it looks like they outsourced the contract 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
576 I get the feeling we're gonna Dyson. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
577 I think Dyson has gone too far. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
578 This is not how I thought the Rapture would go down. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
579 We can't hire them for housework unless they have green cards. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
580 Just when I thought 2017 couldn't suck any more. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
581 Look! It's the vacuum of space! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
582 So, am I supposed to feel safer because, "Nature abhors them?" 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
583 Did you remember to change the bag? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
584 Ah, space really is just one big vacuum. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
585 I'm beginning to understand why he hates the vacuum cleaner. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
586 I knew first contact was going to suck. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
587 " I said hover, not hoover, you dotard! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
588 When they said space was a vacuum, I didn't think they meant it so literally! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
589 We truly are just Dust in the universe! 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
590 Please don't let that be their anal probe . . . 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
591 I'm taking Rex's side on this one. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
592 Somebody needs to tell George Lucas he got it all wrong. 1.3277 0.04639 119 82 35 2
593 So much for advanced civilizations. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
594 Another group of aliens, trying to take our jobs away. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
595 Well this just sucks. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
596 Something tells me this is more than a demonstration. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
597 Did he just say, "Take me to your cleaners"? 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
598 Look Marge! There really is a vacuum in outer space. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
599 Remember that time ages ago when we were stoned and you asked me if dust devils had an afterlife? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
600 Apparently the only thing from our civilization that has impressed them is the Electrolux. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
601 That reminds me, the cleaning lady comes tomorrow. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
602 This is not the rapture I envisioned. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
603 And to think, I used to worry about being abducted in a beam of light. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
604 Bark! Bark bark bark bark! 1.3277 0.05980 119 92 15 12
605 The technology really sucks. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
606 It's cordless- we're doomed! 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
607 Maybe Amazon dog grooming wasn't the best choice. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
608 We already have a vacuum in our leadership. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
609 Don't worry - its not plugged in. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
610 Somehow, I don't think that this is the Rapture. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
611 In this circumstance, I think it is ok for him to bark 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
612 Our Uber is here. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
613 They're draining the swamp. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
614 We"re getting close to D.C., I hear a giant sucking sound. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
615 I read that Amazon was using drones for deliveries but not about its newest scheme for returns. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
616 People of Earth, this is your last warning. Curb your dog. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
617 Seems as though spring has come early this year. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
618 Guess we don't need a poop bag today. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
619 Oh great. This time you explain it to the dog! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
620 UFO seen Hoovering over Central Park. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
621 Finally! No more poop bags. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
622 No, we didn't say aliens suck, our president did. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
623 No, no - it's definitely Hoovering, not Hovering. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
624 For you were made from dust, and to dust you will return! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
625 So you were expecting to be abducted in a cosmic beam of light? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
626 I know. It sucks. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
627 Did you call Uber? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
628 Relax Fifi. It's just a Hoover craft. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
629 I know space is a vacuum, but this is ridiculous. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
630 Easy boy. Nature abhors a vacuum 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
631 Earthlings! We offer peace, prosperity, and clean sidewalks. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
632 Have no fear. We've come from Mars to replace the EPA. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
633 This ending sucks. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
634 Take us to your Repairman 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
635 Greetings Earthlings! Please remove all metal objects and electronic devices from your pockets and place them in the tray provided. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
636 I wonder whatever happened to Ross Perot? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
637 That settles it! The climate must be changing; normally, nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
638 She barks whenever we vacuum, too. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
639 Like most of nature, Rex abhors a vacuum. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
640 That's the vacuum I wanted for Christmas! They just fly off the shelf. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
641 I TOLD you Obama was serious about clean air. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
642 The dust bunnies must be reproducing again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
643 As if things didn't suck enough! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
644 They must be light years ahead in battery technology. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
645 So, nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
646 OMG! Space really IS a vacuum. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
647 Did we forget the pooper scooper again? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
648 This is going to suck. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
649 So this is the new Environmental Protection Agency? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
650 Man, the vacuum of space is nowhere near as dramatic as it's portrayed in the movies. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
651 This is gonna suck big time. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
652 Twenty bucks says the crew look like dust bunnies 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
653 Do you think you could visit my house first? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
654 There's that giant sucking sound again... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
655 Look! Female aliens! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
656 Well, we did vote for a mayor who would clean up the city. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
657 It's true what they say- space really is a vacuum... 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
658 Thank God! I forgot to bring a bag. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
659 Ever since they arrived, they've been treating us like dirt. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
660 This just proves my point. Air travel sucks. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
661 I knew space was a vacuum, but I didn't realize there were vacuums in space. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
662 You know, this time, the dog might be right. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
663 Well, that's one way to "drain the swamp". 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
664 Yes, but the Dysonnians are much more advanced. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
665 Their universe must be stuck in the 50’s. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
666 I guess what they fly is called a Hoovercraft. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
667 You said a little exercise wouldn't kill me. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
668 Advanced culture? Its not even a Dyson? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
669 I'm bored. Let's go for it. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
670 Honestly, I thought the vacuum of space would be a bit bigger. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
671 So not how I envisioned my eureka moment! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
672 I thought the rapture would happen differently. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
673 Are you sure the dog poo app is safe? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
674 It's like they are living outside of a vacuum... 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
675 On the other hand, how much worse could it really be? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
676 Oh, my God! There really is a vacuum in space! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
677 Don't Worry, They're just making America clean again. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
678 Oh...Oh---The Grim Sweeper is coming! 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
679 I've seen the future, and it sucks big time. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
680 We're hosed. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
681 What part of killer flying drone vacuum cleaner don't you understand?! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
682 I did pick up his poop!! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
683 Wow, physicists sure misunderstood space vacuums. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
684 The E.P.A. is not what it used to be. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
685 Obviousl,y space does not abhor a canister vacuum. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
686 And we thought flying on airlines sucked. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
687 It’s part of the ‘drain the swamp’ campaign. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
688 Well I'll be. A planet to planet vacuum salesmen. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
689 You're welcome to refuel on our living room carpet. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
690 The vacuum of space is smaller than I thought. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
691 I thought the 'Hoover Era' was over. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
692 And, suddenly, Spot understood the terrifyingly thin line between his nightmares and his reality. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
693 Elon! Listen to your mother and stop monkeying around. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
694 Is this what the dog has been trying to warn us about? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
695 They just never tire of teasing the dog, do they? 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
696 Illegal aliens trying to take the good cleaning jobs from citizens! 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
697 I've been wondering what has happened to all the stardust. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
698 And it looks like a J. Edgar model, which is even more concerning. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
699 It's a job Americans won't do. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
700 My God, they think we’re upholstery. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
701 They sent this to clean up our political mess 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
702 Let me go, master. I've been training for this moment all my life. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
703 So that's what the dog was trying to warn us about all these years. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
704 They're illegal, but they keep the city very clean. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
705 So that's where the Ozone's been going... 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
706 'Unidentified Flying Oreck...' 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
707 And you said there are no more great salesmen... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
708 If I had known I was going to be an intergalactic specimen, I would have changed my underwear. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
709 Numbskull! I said hover, not Hoover. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
710 "Interesting... I always pictured the Rapture a bit differently". 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
711 That reminds me, are the kids coming home from college next weekend? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
712 So they stayed for a week.  Quit complaining.  My parents live five light years away. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
713 I refuse to be sucked into someone else's drama. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
714 I never really knew what ashes to ashes and dust to dust meant. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
715 So do you finally believe in global cleaning? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
716 Be sure you vacuum behind the mountain 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
717 I remember when witches used brooms. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
718 You know Dyson could have made it more quiet and efficient. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
719 Let's not get sucked into something we don't understand! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
720 I'd call it more of a 'Hoover-craft.' 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
721 Well hon, this is gonna suck... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
722 How far behind us is your mother? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
723 Global vrooming 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
724 I liked it better when the salesmen went door-to-door. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
725 Well, it looks like the dog abhors it, too. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
726 You would think they'd be bagless. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
727 We can co-exist with the people, but for some reason the dogs hate us. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
728 With luck, they've come to drain the swamp 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
729 Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
730 I suppose you're going to blame this on global warming too? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
731 Don't worry, Marlene. Wherever they're from, they're still just vacuum cleaner salesmen. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
732 Actually, you can live your life in a vacuum. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
733 I warned you about ordering vacuums on Amazon Prime Day. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
734 I hope they are just as inept as you are in in using that thing 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
735 So what is it, hovering or hoovering? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
736 Down there! You missed a Spot! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
737 Sure, they're a bit noisy, but the streets have never been so clean. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
738 Quiet Scotty or they may steam us up 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
739 Ever get that feeling that you're just a speck of dust? 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
740 Take my wife. Please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
741 Apparently "clean energy" was poorly translated. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
742 de Blasio's clean-up-the-city campaign has gone too far! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
743 My mother had one of those. I always thought it looked like a spaceship. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
744 On the plus side, my allergies are gone. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
745 I thought it was, "Beam me up." not "Suck me up." 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
746 Well I've always wondered what happens when you're exposed to the vacuum of space. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
747 How much do we really love this dog? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
748 We have a poop bag, thank you very much! 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
749 "Invaders from outer space? Well that sucks! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
750 Don't worry honey. Your butt is way too big to fit in their nozzle. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
751 This is a quantum leap for Dyson! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
752 My Grandma had one of those, but it didn't fly. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
753 The city has outsourced street sweeping again 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
754 They'll never get us with that attachment. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
755 I'd have thought they'd at least come in a Dyson. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
756 I hear it comes with a hundred thousand-light-year warranty. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
757 I thought life under Trump sucked. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
758 Careful, you know what dog hair does to this thing! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
759 It's powerful enough, but doesn't corner very well. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
760 You'd think, wouldn't you, that alien technology would have advanced beyond the Hoover. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
761 Aaron's Appliance Repair is on the next block. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
762 'The Orecks are coming! The Orecks are coming!' 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
763 And I thought only Washington was living in a vacuum. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
764 'Amazing! I didn't think the invasion would be cordless.' 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
765 Their new ship really sucks 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
766 Somehow I expected more advanced technology... 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
767 It's hoovering right over us! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
768 Is this what they mean by the vacuum of space? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
769 Don't worry, it's an Amazon drone making returns. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
770 Not again. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
771 We've outsourced environmental clean-up. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
772 I hear there's a serious penalty if you don't pick up after your dog. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
773 Quicker Picker Upper or not, we called Uber! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
774 How advanced can they be if they don't even have a Dyson? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
775 I'm having a hard time believing they came all this way just to take the dog hair of our pants. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
776 Remember that space saver vacuum I ordered from Bed, Bath and Beyond..? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
777 They're back. Apparently we've made quite a mess of things. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
778 I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
779 It makes a giant, sucking sound. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
780 Take us to the carpet of your leader. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
781 Electrolux finally got a military contract 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
782 Apparently, they have come to believe that dog poop is a valuable commodity based on how quickly we bag it off the sidewalk. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
783 Like Nature, Fido abhors a vacuum. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
784 "Vacuum me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it... 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
785 Get the one in front - he must be their leader! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
786 When they said that space is a vacuum, I didn't take them literally! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
787 I told you we should have brought the pooper scooper. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
788 Gee, building a wall seems even dumber now. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
789 I always knew an alien invasion would suck. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
790 It isn't just nature that abhors it 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
791 Huh... I'd expect it to look more like a Roomba. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
792 Do you think he was right about the garbage truck, too? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
793 That must be the vacuum that Nature abhors. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
794 You can have my wife, but I'm keeping the dog! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
795 This was it...The day Fido spent his entire life preparing for... 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
796 He always barks at vacuums and strangers, but I'm really with him this time. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
797 Wow, it's cordless. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
798 I'm guessing it's a Hoovercraft. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
799 Yes, I suppose this is ironic. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
800 This should be less painful than the upholstery attachment. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
801 I guess they want to clean up the mess before they take over. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
802 Their next stop is Uranus 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
803 Maybe the cat was on to something all along. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
804 I think that this is going to suck! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
805 Take them to our leader. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
806 I guess Ross P. was wrong. That's the giant sucking sound. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
807 For a UFO, it sure sucks! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
808 Fear not, Earthlings. Just looking for Hoover Dam. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
809 H. G. Wells wasn't even close. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
810 Quick - get behind a chair leg! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
811 The dogs are always the first to know. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
812 There IS extraterrestrial life--Eureka! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
813 Look honey! Its a "Hoovercraft" 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
814 Beam us up. There's too much trash down here. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
815 " Morning becomes Electrolux"! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
816 Look! Is that a Hoover craft? 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
817 When they said, "we'll be vac," I thought it was just a Russian accent. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
818 Time has run out for us to clean up our own mess. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
819 FIDO! How many times do I have to tell you? It's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
820 I told you already... the bag is full 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
821 He thinks its the mail man. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
822 Directions to the Hoover Dam? It's just north of Roswell. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
823 All these years, I thought Rex were was just paranoid. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
824 It must be from a very tidy planet. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
825 Oh, that? That's a Hoovercraft. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
826 That science guy is right....... It is a vacuum in outer space. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
827 Oh. You know this is gonna suck. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
828 Larry, suck up the four legged one... he's clearly the boss. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
829 At least I won't have to pay my student loans . . . 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
830 Don't be afraid. It's just the Republican tax reform plan. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
831 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
832 Don't worry, they've got the wrong attachment on. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
833 You used to laugh when she barked at the vacuum cleaner. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
834 Honey, can you see if it is set to "suck" or "blow?" 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
835 Wait...I've gotta to update my status from feeling "Meh" to "WTF" 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
836 I hope their anal probes are more up-to-date. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
837 No climate control, but at least we have the Clean Air Act. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
838 When the Republicans said they were going to "Clean up the streets", I pictured more police. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
839 Act Caucasian -- it's the HSA. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
840 This must be what happened to the cat. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
841 I think they've mistaken this for Washington. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
842 And here I thought we might someday be destroyed by a giant missile, not a giant Bissell. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
843 So that's the famous Interstellar Vacuum! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
844 Please take us! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
845 Don't screw this up again: remember, just the dog! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
846 It's hard not to get swept up in the excitement of it all. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
847 Just like the bumper sticker says : LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
848 This could get real covfefe! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
849 Oh oh. This might be my fault. I just threw one of their babies out the other day. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
850 Take us to your Roomba. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
851 Don't look frightened , maybe they'll just take the dog. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
852 What is it with dogs and vacuum cleaners? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
853 Finally! Clean air! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
854 Bring it on dirtbags! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
855 Down boy, if they were that advanced, it would be a Roomba. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
856 Is this what they mean by the grim sweeper? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
857 Show them the poop bag now. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
858 I can’t believe they come in cordless now. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
859 Don’t worry, it’s not plugged in. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
860 They've come a long way since the door to door salesmen. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
861 Oh great. Just when I thought this day couldn't suck any more. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
862 I think we're going to be okay, here. That's an old model. 1.2872 0.04692 94 67 27 0
863 Quick, quick, under the rug! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
864 He tried to warn us. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
865 My first UFO sighting and it kind of sucks. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
866 Next thing you know, he'll be draining the swamp and tweeting about it. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
867 Don't worry. They only exist in a vacuum. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
868 And we can be your masters for only twelve easy payments! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
869 Don't they know that none of us lives in a vacuum, Martha? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
870 Apropos spaceships, that one sucks. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
871 What's this? I'm still not comfortable with drones. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
872 Wait, do vacuums work in space? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
873 Think they'll leave us alone if we let them have the dog? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
874 It's the vacuum of space. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
875 The outer space vacuum theory was not a hoax. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
876 If it's bagless we've got a shot. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
877 You can't hear it because there is no sound in the vacuum of space. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
878 I see they're outsourcing border control. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
879 I really pictured the Rapture differently 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
880 I remember my science teacher saying there was a vacuum in space.... Maybe this is it.. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
881 This won't do much to quell his fear of the vacuum. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
882 I found three more ugly flightless organisms for the collection! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
883 Look its a hoovercraft! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
884 This is why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
885 I guess just poor communication after promising to clean up Washington. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
886 We should never have left so much space junk. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
887 This is what happens when you abduct the cleaning lady instead of the rocket scientist. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
888 It's just a mirage. Don't get sucked in. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
889 They want us to suck up to them 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
890 Vacuum me up, Scotty! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
891 Don't worry. Your ass is too big. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
892 Maybe if you ever did the chores, it wouldn't be so "unidentified." 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
893 I think we're OK. It seems to be smiling. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
894 So much for the Rapture! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
895 Darling, did you say hovering or Hoovering? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
896 It's nice not having to carry poop bags any more, but this seems a little excessive! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
897 They go door to door and are incredibly persistent. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
898 I'd be more worried if it was a Dyson. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
899 See, illegal aliens do the jobs Americans don't want, or are too lazy to do 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
900 This is what happens when you bring in outside help. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
901 Just doing a little house cleaning before we move in. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
902 I knew the rapture would come, I just couldn't figure out how. Thank God for STEM. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
903 Quick, make like a sock! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
904 I thought we were taking the train. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
905 We've got three more years with this guy, I say we take our chances. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
906 E.T. Clean home! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
907 Their pooper scooper is light years ahead of ours. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
908 Dang! I didn't know Castro had a space program! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
909 That giant sucking sound? It's us. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
910 There's that giant sucking sound again... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
911 This isn't what I pictured when you said "vacuum of leadership". 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
912 No point in calling it in. They'll just sweep it under the rug. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
913 Well, the afterlife might suck too. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
914 There's a vacuum in our lives. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
915 I've seen my share of UFOs, but that's a big sucker! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
916 I guess there is life in a vacuum. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
917 I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
918 Now I see why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
919 so long, suckers... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
920 Wake up, Rover! You're having a nightmare! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
921 Elon Musk's Department of Sanitation. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
922 Would you mind directing me to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
923 We'll get you, my pretties, and your little dog, too! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
924 There is a rug that need vacuuming at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
925 Jumpin' jiminy! A hovering Hoover! Must be cloud-based. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
926 Oh no! Now they’ve sent The Mothership. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
927 Carl Sagan was right! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
928 Just like I told you when we left our planet, their dogs are scared of vacuums. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
929 You thought they abduct people with tractor beams? You watch too many movies. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
930 It's just a Department of Offensive Tactics Alien Removal Device., an old D.O.T.A.R.D. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
931 "I've always heard that there's a vacuum in outer space". 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
932 After 88 years of travel we finally made it. Take us to your leader, we heard he's one of us! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
933 Easy, boy, it's just a political vacuum. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
934 Looks like the physicists were right about the vacuum of space beyond our atmosphere. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
935 If they clean up the mess in Washington as well, they can stay. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
936 I always heard space was a vacuum. But this is not what I pictured! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
937 I liked it better when aliens just probed us. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
938 Eureka!" "No, I think it's a Hoover. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
939 There it is again, that crazy infomercial I was telling you about! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
940 Didn't the previous alien invaders use uprights? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
941 Well, that really sucks. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
942 I TOLD you, when you go after more than one, they get stuck in the tube! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
943 It turns out the dog was trying to warn us. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
944 Okay Rex......you can bark at THAT vacuum. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
945 I guess they haven't heard that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
946 It must not be a very advanced civilization, or else they'd have a Dyson. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
947 Save yourself and the dog, I'll try to clog the hose! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
948 Relax. It's just a wet/dry vac to drain the swamp. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
949 What's that hoovering above us? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
950 I guess one can indeed develop superior intelligence in a vacuum. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
951 That new pooper scooper app is amazing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
952 "Dammit", The U.F.O,s have signed onto the Paris Accords. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
953 Struggling for a visual, little Harold attempted to imagine the "vacuum of space" 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
954 This confirms it. The EPA really does suck. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
955 I told you, the dog suit was fooling no one. Let Roomba go home. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
956 Next time we're sending the Roomba. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
957 I thought nothing could live in the vacuum of space. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
958 Oh No!!! We forgot the poop bag! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
959 Finally, one that will pick up dog hair. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
960 Which phobia is this? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
961 Fido abhors a vacuum too. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
962 At least it solves the Amelia Earhart mystery... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
963 They say there's a sucker born every minute 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
964 Graham Greene would appreciate this. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
965 They've sure improved on their abduction devices. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
966 Seven light years just to show up every second Thursday? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
967 Well... if they can't "drain the swamp" they might as well "vaccume the sidewalk" 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
968 Remember, we only want the dog, no more humans! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
969 Well, that sure sucks. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
970 I thought that Nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
971 How advanced could they be? It's not a Dyson. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
972 They call it a Hoovercraft. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
973 You're saying it wrong. It's "hovering," not "hoovering." "Hoovering" is something Brits do. Be quiet, Sparky. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
974 Don't worry. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
975 Grab the dog, Millie. That giant sucking sound means we're getting too close to the border. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
976 No thanks, we already have a Roomba. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
977 It's used to clean flying carpets. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
978 Do you think they can remove dog hair off of suede? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
979 Wait! They told us we couldn't bring home another dog. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
980 It was one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a bunch of dirty footprints for everyone else! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
981 They must be from the planet Electrolux. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
982 Great...now we're being invaded by aliens with OCD. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
983 They can't suck anymore than our current leader 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
984 Apparently, we need a roof, not a wall. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
985 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
986 Last time we were abducted it was so much more glamorous. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
987 Don't worry - its not plugged in. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
988 "Oh look, I pictured the rapture differently". 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
989 Honey, when I said get a vacuum that's out of this world, I didn't mean it like this. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
990 They don't ever do under the bridges. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
991 Yeah, he's always barked at vacuum cleaners, but this time he may be right 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
992 Yes, to them we're just dust in the wind. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
993 Well, that sucks. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
994 You can't say it isn't a novel way of cleaning up Washington. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
995 Well, there you have it. Aliens suck. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
996 Trump is looking for some supporters! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
997 I thought they would be an advanced civilization, but that’s not even a Dyson. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
998 Say what you want but believe me when I say nothing can suck worse than living here after the last election. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
999 We're safe- It's not plugged in. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1000 It can't be that intelligent, it's not bagless. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1001 Now THAT is the dog's worst nightmare! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1002 Well, we could use a clean start. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1003 You know, I never imagined being sucked into the vacuum of space would be like this. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1004 Excellent timing, we've forgotten to bring a baggie! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1005 And you said the Roomba wasn't watching us... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1006 It's a political vacuum. It sucks. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1007 Actually, I think the new Air Dyson looks a little too retro. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1008 He prefers to be brushed. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1009 Sweeping change is here. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1010 Ask Elon Musk. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1011 They stole our technology! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1012 Suck me up, Scottie! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1013 Well! they are going to have to settle for "we came; we saw; we vacuumed up." 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1014 Take us to your dust bunnies! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1015 Take us to your Oreck. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1016 Can you direct us to the Hoover Dam? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1017 Look honey, that tesla guy got into vacuums. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1018 I get the push for cleaner air, but . . . 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1019 Rocket man launches a pre-emptive strike 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1020 You’d think an advanced civilization would have newer equipment. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1021 No worries Max, it's a cat scan. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1022 Well technically, space is a vacuum. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1023 Look, another private flight sucking the American tax payer's dollar. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1024 Hoover me up Scottie! 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1025 Sure, they're highly advanced from some 40 thousand light years away, but it still took them since 1956 to get here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1026 I would’ve expected something a bit less ‘dernier siècle’. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1027 Ross, I do hear a "Giant Sucking Sound!!" 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1028 Those clean air people still don't get it. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1029 Did Goodyear merge with Hoover? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1030 It’s the maid en voyage. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1031 Well, it looks like the machina ex deum has arrived. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1032 I guess they want to clean up the neighborhood before they land. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1033 I can finally relate to his fear of the vacuum. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1034 I think the word you want is hover, not hoover. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1035 We ALREADY scooped! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1036 For When a Plastic Bag and a Scooper Just Aren't Enough 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1037 That''s all we need...another out of town environmentalist. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1038 Easy Rover, it's just a hoovercraft. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1039 Somehow I imaged them being more, I don't know." "Disc shaped? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1040 I wonder how good it is at picking up pet hair. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1041 You're right, alien absuction makes so much more sense. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1042 Would you look at that. I didn't think they made canister vacuums anymore. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1043 It's OK. They're on the way to Washington! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1044 Let’s hope they’re just here for the leaves. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1045 Oh geez, this is gonna suck. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1046 I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. 1.2706 0.06979 85 71 5 9
1047 I just knew that if aliens ever came, they'd suck. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1048 Too bad you didn't think of that before you named him Dusty. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1049 So that giant sucking noise wasn't the sound of our country's dignity going down the drain! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1050 U.F.O.H.E.P.A. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1051 Mitzy had been training for this moment her entire life. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1052 Can't say the dog didn't warn us. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1053 The doggie doo ordinances are getting out of hand! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1054 A giant WHAT sound? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1055 No wonder he is afraid of our vacuum cleaner.... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1056 This reminds me of the time Buster was barking at that mailman-shaped alien spacecraft. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1057 Well there goes the theory that nothing can exist in a vacuum. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1058 Retract! That's a virus with two hosts! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1059 I thought my fear of getting lost in the vacuum of space was irrational. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1060 Look! It's one of those new hoover-crafts! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1061 The big ones will clog the hose. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1062 That must be the vacuum of space I've heard about. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1063 I'm so glad we don't have to use those disgusting plastic bags anymore. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1064 You were right. Running into them would suck. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1065 I thought cloud technology was more complex than this. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1066 Did he say, "take me to your leader"? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1067 You really meant it when you said the new pooper-scooper is out of this world 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1068 When Trump deports the aliens, who will do the cleaning for us ? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1069 There goes more American jobs. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1070 I guess life can suck on other planets, too. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1071 I never took the concept of the vacuum of space literally. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1072 HG Wells sure got it wrong. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1073 These new immigration policies suck. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1074 Why do I suddenly feel like a dust bunny! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1075 Our leader? Right this way! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1076 They've come for our dust. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1077 I could state the obvious that this really sucks, but why bother. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1078 A hose encounter of the third kind 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1079 They've been cleaning up other civilization's messes since the Hoover administration. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1080 My bet's the small one will produce the precious cargo we seek. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1081 Remain calm and don't look them in the antennae. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1082 Don't worry, it's only a Hoover craft. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1083 Well, yesterday they were spotted over the Hoover Dam. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1084 Did you bring the pet attachment? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1085 I hear there's a shortage of lint on their planet. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1086 "I always wondered about the "space is a vacuum"thing. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1087 Oh shit! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1088 They must want to take us back to the fifties. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1089 I thought that they were on the Trump no-entry list? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1090 Crop circles, maybe. But this still doesn't explain about the cows. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1091 Sure it’s powerful, but how often do they have to change the filter? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1092 I knew the Boeing-Hoover merger would lead to strange designs. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1093 This isn't anything like the movies! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1094 Well, this could really suck. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1095 Quick! Wave the poopie bag! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1096 Say something so they know we're not dust. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1097 Suck us up Scotty! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1098 Finally ... no more plastic baggies! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1099 Relax Martha, They only want to tease the dog. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1100 Now that really sucks. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1101 Well, dust to dust. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1102 Mr Sulu, set phasers to shag! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1103 Did you order an Uber Scooper? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1104 Relax, it’s an obsolete Electrolux. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1105 'I think he's looking to drain the swamp.' 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1106 They've decided to replace the EPA. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1107 'Remarkable to think that they traveled all this way in a vacuum...' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1108 Man, they're really cracking down on dog poop in the park. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1109 Now THAT's a great sucking sound! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1110 Finally, someone is going to clean up our mess! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1111 Take us to your Roomba. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1112 Not them, the small one's hair will gum up the filter... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1113 If it was a Dyson, we'd be home by now. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1114 "...and the best part is that Mexico is paying for it!' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1115 So that's the great sucking sound we've been hearing. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1116 Ya...like I said...life sucks. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1117 Keep walking and don't act like a specimen. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1118 Don’t worry they’re only looking for illegal aliens. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1119 Can aliens really be trying to beam up Scotty in a Hoover craft? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1120 They're cleaning up the galaxy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1121 It could be a joint venture between Uber and Lyft. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1122 We are hoovercraft. All resistance is futile. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1123 It's a cartoon about nothing. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1124 Hey--doesn't the universe abhor a vacuum? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1125 They must have some really bad allergies. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1126 I think we're on the wrong end of an ethnic cleansing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1127 It's that damn vacuum of outer space 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1128 I see tax reform passed. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1129 And Kudos to our intergalactic Pooper Scoopers. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1130 There goes the 'We come in peace' option. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1131 I told you the air was clean here. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1132 It's that giant sucking sound again. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1133 Damn. Sparky was right all along. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1134 Well, THAT makes me feel like a speck of dust in the universe. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1135 It has an abduction motor. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1136 I think my ride is here. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1137 Their wireless technology is miles more advanced than ours. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1138 Hide! It must be the invaders from Planet Nambia! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1139 That's odd, she's never barked at vacuum cleaners before. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1140 We're here to drain the Swamp. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1141 Keep moving or we're dust. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1142 We heard things kinda suck around here... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1143 Miriam, you should you called 'Uber' and not 'Hoover' to come pick us up? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1144 Just tell me it's not your parents. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1145 Ready to go for a ride, Fido? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1146 You didn't mention you had family flying in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1147 Suck me up, Scottie! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1148 And just who do they think are going to do this messy job when all the undocumented aliens are gone? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1149 But we're not immigrants! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1150 Ahh, so this is NAFTA... 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1151 The part I hate the most is cleaning out the canister. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1152 No Alice, I still think the government sucks the most. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1153 Now we know life can exist in a vacuum. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1154 I think we've been mistaken for crumbs. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1155 No intelligent life here, Captain. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1156 It is true, space is a giant vacuum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1157 She was right about vacuums - maybe we should investigate the mailman too. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1158 That is not the way I imagined God would come for me 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1159 Maybe we should have picked up his poop back there. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1160 Don’t worry. I left all the loose change at home. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1161 If they take you, I'll feed the dog. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1162 American's developed that technology over 90 years ago. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1163 It's all right, Rex. We picked it up. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1164 This could really suck. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1165 Guess they figured the swamp wasn't going to vacuum itself. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1166 Remember when street performers would just juggle? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1167 Look at the design of it. No wonder nature abhors it. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1168 I imagined the Rapture differently. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1169 I don't know about this new street cleaning contractor. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1170 I told you the canister would come back. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1171 Where in the universe is that thing plugged in? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1172 Well here they come to draft Buddy again. Will that damned Martian war against the longhaired Siamese never end? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1173 Yeah, flying really sucks these days. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1174 Sparky confronts the awesome vacuum of space. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1175 October 29th: SkyVac becomes self-aware. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1176 Look! It's the aliens from planet OCD. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1177 Did you promise them virgins or cats? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1178 Harold, please tell me you backed up our photos... 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1179 Beam me up, Hoover. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1180 so long, suckers... 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1181 We've got to get them into the subway. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1182 Look! It's one of those high-tech pooper scoopers! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1183 This explains all the static on our tv earlier 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1184 They must have company coming. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1185 Thank God, what took so long? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1186 Look's like the city's outsourcing street cleaning again. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1187 How dangerous can they be? They're using a Hoover canister from the 40's. or Don't worry, they have the suction on the wrong end. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1188 It's the most ridiculous looking UFO ever, but I've never seen the sidewalks so clean! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1189 Stop it! You're scaring the dog. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1190 They're just living in a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1191 Maybe that's why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1192 First Trump now Hoover 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1193 I'm glad we're finally clearing the air. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1194 Wow, I always thought "the vacuum of space" was something different. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1195 No Zork; this is a cleanup mission. Politicians only. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1196 Slow down mate, let them pick up the dog poop first 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1197 For a space ship, this one really sucks! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1198 Here's how you drain a swamp. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1199 Just when I thought the world couldn't suck any more. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1200 I told Our Leader I didn't like this planet, and she said, "Suck it up." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1201 Don't worry. He's been training for this moment his whole life. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1202 I was always curious why they called it the "vacuum of space." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1203 Vacuuming the hill country, eh? When did they finish draining the swamp? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1204 We're saved! It's Dyson ex machina 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1205 I expected something more high tech. Like a Dyson 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1206 Eureka!...We found them. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1207 Wait! You missed Spot. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1208 It's an older model--very little suction. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1209 I told you we should have brought a poop bag. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1210 I bet they don't do windows either. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1211 Well, the mayor did promise to clean up the town. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1212 The evolution of Cockroaches 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1213 OK, this one you can be afraid of. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1214 Bob and Doris wondered if the quest to to outsource cheap labour had gone too far 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1215 I think they've gone a little too far with making sure we clean up after our pets. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1216 Their new probe sucks big time. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1217 It was bad enough having to watch out for coyotes. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1218 Is that the new Dyson? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1219 I was wondering who won the city's clean-up contract. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1220 And you accuse me of living in a vacuum 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1221 The speaker at the planetarium said that outer space is full of those things. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1222 It was bound to happen — the dust bunnies are getting their revenge. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1223 This is probably going to suck. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1224 Something tells me this is going to suck. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1225 Say, isn't that a vacumulous cloud? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1226 It's true! Space IS a vacuum! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1227 You don't see an old model like that every day! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1228 It WILL work. The salesman specifically said this attachment is for earth's land-based mammals. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1229 Guess I didn't need the pooper scooper after all 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
1230 They're serious about poop scooping. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1231 Yes, definitely copyright infringement. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1232 I believe in "curb your dog," but this is going too far. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1233 Nature! Stop barking! It's just a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1234 So that's what they mean by 'living in a vacuum.' 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1235 He lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1236 It's designed to suck the loose change from the couches and pockets of the middle class. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1237 Dog-poop-be-gone unit D patrolling Central Park, over... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1238 Whoa! Fluffy abhors a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1239 Wait, Irma! Its not hovering! Its hoovering! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1240 Is that the new pooper scooper you ordered on Amazon? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1241 Well, Helen. What I have to tell you next will suck a whole lot more. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1242 A canister? Are you kidding me? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1243 Wanna try out the new crack and crevice tool? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1244 His campaign did promise to clean up our streets." 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1245 Well, that sucks. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1246 I had always wondered how to clean flying carpets. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1247 Cleaning up the environment 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1248 In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1249 I know we have thirty already but they're so damn cute. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1250 It's an alien hoovercraft! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1251 We're not gonna suck up to them. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1252 We've come to free you from your four-legged overlords. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1253 This totally sucks. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1254 Watch your wallet. This is what the government is using instead of raising taxes. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1255 No wonder men in the 1950s called it an unidentified flying object... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1256 For a UFO, it sucks. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1257 Do you think they want to clean us or eat us? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1258 Abort, abort, we only have room for two! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1259 Well, that really sucks. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1260 Looks like the poop patrol is on alert today 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1261 Missed a spot.... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1262 Close encounters of the hygienic kind 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1263 Which side of the street do we park on when they vacuum 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1264 There go the Joneses, showing off their new pooper-scooper 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1265 But can they do windows? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1266 Look at that flying Hoover hover! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1267 Frankly I'm a bit disappointed; you'd expect a truly advanced civilization to show up in a bag-free upright model. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1268 Don't worry, Daisy has been preparing for this moment her whole life. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1269 Relax, that's the wrong attachment 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1270 Honey, can you hold the leash for a second while I grab my phone? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1271 I wouldn't worry, it's not plugged in. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1272 Please - he’s hypoallergenic and non-shedding! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1273 Honey, is that a CORDLESS vacuum cleaner? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1274 How does he know that we are Mexican? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1275 Take us to your dust bunnies! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1276 That's one hell-of-a pooper scooper! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1277 He couldn’t get funding for the wall so they’re testing the Giant Vacuum. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1278 You don't want to be here when the thing gets clogged. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1279 Some camouflage! They see us. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1280 Trump wants to shut down the EPA for this?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1281 They're funded by the Clean Air Act. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1282 Quit whining and just suck it up! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1283 It's not just me, nature abhors them, as well. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1284 Just don't tell me to "suck it up!" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1285 Hoover Dam? Make a right at the 3rd light in Roswell. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1286 Oh no! OCD UFOs! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1287 Stay quiet and pretend not to be dust. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1288 I see our President is adopting some of Hoover’s policies 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1289 A vacuum abhors nature. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1290 It must have a really long cord. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1291 So, do the crop circles appear before or after you take away the cows? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1292 How advanced can they be? It’s clearly not hypoallergenic. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1293 The Peterson's were shocked to find that their new dog grooming service was literally out of this world. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1294 It's that giant sucking sound of our jobs going to Mars. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1295 You're taking me to the cleaners? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1296 All along, he was trying to warn us. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1297 It's your lucky day, we are allergic to dog hair. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1298 It's OK Corky, nature abhors those dang things, too. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1299 I suppose it's better than being probed. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1300 Whew, they just missed us, kids. Kids? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1301 Forget it. We'll never clean up this place. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1302 At least they're the tidying up kind. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1303 Greetings. We at Intergalactic Cleaners have been informed of a swamp problem somewhere in your nation? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1304 Rex knew all along 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1305 It's not even a Dyson and they call themselves advanced. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1306 over our heads in housework out here too. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1307 You laughed, George. You laughed when my horoscope said I was destined to die in the vacuum of space. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1308 Oh great, as if my day didn't suck already! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1309 @realHerbertHoover: they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1310 I told you they were going to start cracking down on people who didn't clean up after their pets. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1311 I said, "stop chasing the cats!" But you just wouldn't listen. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1312 Not sure why they traveled so far to pick up dog poop. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1313 Someone should tell them "hover" has only one "o". 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1314 I've that people from other planets may live in a vacuum. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1315 Is this part of what they call 'The Rapture'? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1316 In Space, No One Can Hear You Suck. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1317 OMG! They're Hoovering! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1318 Quick! Where's the poo bag? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1319 I told you we should have brought the extension hose! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1320 If he puts it in reverse, run! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1321 Your spaceship sucks 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1322 You forgot to grab the poop bag again, didn't you. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1323 Take cover, a Hoover hovers over. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1324 I told you there was a vacuum out there. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1325 Nature appears to abhor us. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1326 No honey, the Macy's parade is next month. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1327 Sure gives new meaning to "big sucking sound." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1328 Grandma always said Electrolux would change the world ! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1329 We PROMISE we'll pick-up the poop! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1330 By golly, Marge! That must be one of those vacuums of space they talk about. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1331 Betty had a sinking feeling that this would be her comeuppance for the ruthless way she treated Legos. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1332 I hope they're here for our leader! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1333 Look out! It may be Jared Kushner expelled from the vacuum this time. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1334 I guess they're finally going to clean up the swamp. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1335 Take me to your cleaner 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1336 The trick to exterminating humans is to set the knob to carpet. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1337 This literally sucks. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1338 Hi, don't panic we're from the Government an we're here to help you! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1339 Let's design it to run on solar, I said. But no, you insisted on the dog-poop model. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1340 Hartzwqrkth, you know those four-legged creatures get stuck whenever we do this. Let's go over a block. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1341 Looks like life sucks everywhere. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1342 Bob, if you even mention the 'vacuum of space' Im leaving you. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1343 I always thought the 'vacuum of space' was more of an expression. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1344 Boy, that's a big sucker..... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1345 Love our new pooper scooper service. It's out of the world! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1346 I told you there would be consequences for not picking up after him. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1347 Um...a Dyson maybe? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1348 Margaret...where's Bobby? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1349 Lucky we brought the dog 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1350 They want to land in a clean environment. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1351 Contest #586 Oct 2, 2017: "Try not to look like a dust bunny, Charlotte." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1352 Not much has changed since the fifties. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1353 Well, there's the proof. Nature abhores a vacuum. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1354 Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1355 They may be advanced but their 'transporter' really sucks! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1356 He's been trying to warn us for years! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1357 Well, you always said you wanted to be swept off your feet. Now's your chance. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1358 Looks like they got that new pooper scooper off the ground 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1359 Funny. He usually barks at vacuum cleaners. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1360 Scotty, we're losing suction!" "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1361 That's the 2018 Zoomba with the dog-catcher attachment. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1362 And they say they're light years ahead of us, hah! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1363 Finally I am going to have this done to me with the lights on. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1364 I told you today was going to suck. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1365 Those Hoover sales reps never give up. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1366 This is going to suck. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1367 You have to admit. It's better than a poop bag. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1368 I hear their planet sucks 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1369 They need to change their aerospace contractor to Dyson before I go with them. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1370 It must be one of those new electric Hoovercrafts looking for a place to plug in. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1371 Capture the leader. The followers are not worth examining. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1372 Suck them up Scotty. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1373 Told you your first encounter would suck. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1374 I refuse to suck up to them. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1375 Hey! Don't you know nature abhors a vacuum? 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1376 Maybe they've been sent to drain the swamp. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1377 We're in luck! We forgot Sparky's poop bags. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1378 I'm disappointed it's not a tractor beam 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1379 It's OK. Nothing can survive in a vacuum. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1380 Someone's gotta clean up this planet. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1381 Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1382 Successor to the EPA 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1383 Honey it is just a vacuum. You would know if you cleaned the house more 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1384 DON'T WORRY, IT'S FAKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE A ELECTRIC CORD. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1385 Looks to be some sort of Hoovercraft. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1386 And I thought street sweepers were annoying. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1387 Did I not warn you it would be a mistake to name him Lint? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1388 I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1389 It's not so black and white. We don't exist in a vacuum. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1390 Just capture the leader--the one in front. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1391 All this, and they still don't do windows. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1392 At least they aren't using the brush attachment. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1393 If they don't need an upright, we don't need an upright. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1394 But you still can't park here on street cleaning day. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1395 Maybe it's just a pooper scooper. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1396 There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1397 Nobody will believe our abduction story. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1398 Don't worry dear. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1399 I finally understand the vacuum of space. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1400 It doesn't look pet-friendly, but they do take dogs. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1401 Perfect timing. I just ran out of bags. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1402 Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson *said* there was a vacuum in space. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1403 I told you to take the one with the long extension cord, but you wouldn't listen. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1404 Don't worry---those aren't NEARLY as powerful as an upright! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1405 I guess it's dust-to-dust time, for us. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1406 Why do we always have to clean up right before the cleaning lady comes? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1407 I just figured out the cause of Climate Change. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1408 Sweetheart, no matter what you do, don't let go of the leash. I'll be right back. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1409 Don't worry, dear, killer barks at the one at home, too. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1410 I'm pretty sure it's not City Waste Management. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1411 Their home work's going to eat the dog! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1412 I knew our language was too dirty! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1413 I guess that's what he's been trying to warn me about for all these years. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1414 Should I be able to hear the vacuum of space? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1415 Last week was a flying broom. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1416 Introducing the new HEPA-filter clean air initiative 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1417 Space age technology, but it can't pick up dog hair 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1418 Barketta's been trying to warn us against vacuum cleaners for years--and now we know why! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1419 I hoped they changed the bag. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1420 Looks like we've outsourced the 'draining of the swamp'. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1421 The tractor beam is in the shop. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1422 I see Dyson has entered the space race. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1423 Since most humans' nightmares have already come true with Trump, we figured we'd give dogs' nightmares a go. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1424 How come I can’t get mine to work like that? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1425 Spare the four-legged one, they eat the crumbs. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1426 Now I wished he had built the wall instead. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1427 It's true! There IS a vacuum in space. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1428 Real aliens fly uprights not cannisters!! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1429 It's true! Space IS a vacuum! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1430 Boys, you know you're not allowed to play with the Enlarger. Go shrink that vacuum cleaner back down and clean up your room immediately! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1431 Weird. He's not usually scared of the vacuum. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1432 Dear God, the vacuum of space! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1433 If we report it, they'll think it's fake news. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1434 Elon Musk should really stick to cars. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1435 Hee, hee. They forgot to plug in the cord. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1436 Maybe we'll be saved by the filter. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1437 And you thought I was living in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1438 First they came for the dust bunnies, and he did not speak 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1439 Aliens suck. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1440 Well of course they suck. They're Martians. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1441 Hmm! Let's see. Women are from vacuum cleaners, men are from chainsaws. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1442 Boy, they really take their pooper scooper law seriously here 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1443 I told him this would work better than a wall. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1444 Honey, I told you this place is really serious her about their scooper law! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
1445 We're in luck. They haven't developed an Earhling attachment. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1446 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when they say the "vacuum of space". 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1447 Drone delivery is fine, but drone pickup needs work. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1448 I told you we were the lint of the universe. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1449 Now THAT is an unidentified flying object. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1450 Oh, man, this is gonna really suck. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1451 Did you remember to change the filter bag? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1452 I've always heard about the vacuum of space... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1453 Don't worry Rocky, it's not a real vacuum cleaner, it's only an alien spaceship. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1454 Missed a spot.... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1455 You'd think they would've heard of the tractor beam by now. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1456 I think we're going to get those colonoscopies the Trump Health Care plan won't pay for after all. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1457 You did pick up Fido's poop, didn't you? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1458 With that old hunk of junk, they'll have to go over us two or three times to suck us up. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1459 That thing sucks. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1460 All I know is that giant sucking sound has something to do with Nafta 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1461 Here we go...alien ab-suction! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1462 Well, now I know how we're paying for the new tax plan. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1463 Don't forget to clean under the atmosphere! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1464 Wait, Zorb, there's more! For six easy payments of only $29.99, you also get the pet hair attachment! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1465 We were commissioned to drain the swamp. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1466 And we thought OUR planet really SUCKED! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1467 Looks like the witches have upgraded this year! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1468 Nature is not the only one that abhors a vacuum 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1469 I thought life couldn't survive in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1470 Looks like alien life sucks too 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1471 What was that you said back there about "nature abhors a vacuum"? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1472 So the park service is outsourcing 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1473 Amazon really stepped up their game. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1474 I wouldn't worry until they upgrade to a Dyson. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1475 Go back and scoop the poop, or suffer the consequences. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1476 I've heard that space was a vacuum, but I did not know it meant this. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1477 When the Bacon People from Centauri 4 invaded, we never heard a peep. Now he won't stop barking. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1478 See! I told you there's a vacuum in outer space. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1479 A vacuum from the vacuum. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1480 Don't worry, it can't suck, they are using Trump as the dirtbag. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1481 Did you bring the other attachment? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1482 I've signed up with air Poop'n Scoop. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1483 Trumps answer to fake global pollution. 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
1484 So this is what air travel has become? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1485 I told you! Do not give our address to that Hoover guy! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1486 Somehow I had a different idea in mind for "draining the swamp". 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1487 Yes, the universe does suck, Charlie. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1488 Take me to the Hoover Institute 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1489 I've developed quite an attachment to humans. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1490 I told you UFO's suck! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1491 Some aliens are less advanced than others. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1492 They just got our TV shows from the fifties. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1493 Looks like the neighborhood is getting serious about this new scoop the poop ordinance. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1494 Looks like they cheaped out and got the Hoover Craft instead. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1495 I clearly heard what he said, and it was not "sucked up." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1496 Look out Marge, it's a hoovercraft. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1497 Wow, it's hoovering in midair 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1498 Uh-oh. I think we're about to be abdusted. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1499 Don't worry honey. That hose is too narrow for your lovely hips. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1500 They say that nature abhors a vacuum... 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1501 It's Ok! It's just Tom Price leaving DC! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1502 So that's the vacuum of space. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1503 I got a group rate on lipo. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1504 I told you to bring the pooper-scooper, now look! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1505 Don't worry. It's unplugged! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1506 Wow, I haven't seen one of those since the 50s. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1507 I wonder where they empty the bag. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1508 Well, they said they'd leave the earth a better place than when they found it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1509 I could be wrong, but these types of incidents usually create power vacuums. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1510 Surprise! For your birthday I ordered a cleaning service that's suppose to be out of this world! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1511 Must be from the Planet Dyson. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1512 Well, my therapist was wrong...life CAN exist in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1513 Run! It's the vacuum of space! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1514 Now that's a pooper scooper. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1515 Relax. This is suction, not abduction. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1516 Well, you can't call it unidentified. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1517 We're okay for now. It needs to go back and forth a few times before it sucks us up. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1518 Let's go – it can't be worse than the world we're living in right now, right? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1519 So...this is why Max has always been afraid of the vacuum. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1520 Oh, so now you agree that gentrification has gone too far? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1521 Rex did try to warn us. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1522 The Hoover Super-Duper Uber Pooper Scooper. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1523 When they said space was a vacuum, I wasn't expecting an Electrolux. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1524 Yeah, that cloud over to the left, get rid of it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1525 Earthlings just won’t do this work. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1526 My pessimism is vindicated- the Universe sucks. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1527 When I wished for a cleaner environment, this wasn't exactly what I meant. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1528 Just take the people. You can never pick up all of the dog. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1529 Judging by this particular vacuum model, aliens aren't as advanced as we previously thought. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1530 How can they expect us to welcome them when it's just our nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1531 He doesn't shed! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1532 Just another Trump strategy to round up and deport aliens. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1533 It's your turn to change the bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1534 Wow! They were serious when they said "clean up after your dog " ! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1535 Is that how you pictured the vacuum of space? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1536 Help us change the filter. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1537 Where's the baggie?! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1538 It's just the pooper scooper service. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1539 It looks like an identified flying object. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1540 The White House is over there! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1541 I accept that the White House is less predictable each day, but that’s a poor excuse for a wall.” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1542 The resale value isn't much, but it gets amazing mileage. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1543 Doris, this really sucks. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1544 Quick! Under the giant couch! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1545 That reminds me -- the housekeeper can't come till Wednesday this week. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1546 I knew Dyson was developing a new car but this this is a complete surprise. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1547 Resistance is futile Buddy. Surrender meow, er... now. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1548 What's that giant sucking sound? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1549 What do you mean, no one ever told you outer space is a vacuum? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1550 For their sake, I sure hope they have a HEPA filter! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1551 Some people live in a vacuum. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1552 Great, we don't have to clean up after the dog. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1553 That Elon Musk just keeps getting weirder. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1554 You must evacuate NOW! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1555 Do you really think they'll come back after they change bags? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1556 In space, it's just one giant vacuum. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1557 Look at that—a relic of the Hoover administration! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1558 Is this your idea of sweeping me off my feet?! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1559 Don't panic--it's not plugged in. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1560 You know, I'm fine with Amazon just delivering to our house. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1561 Take me to your cleaner 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1562 Do not say any thing dirty. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1563 This pooper scoop drone app? Was it a free download? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1564 I always said vacuuming would be the death of me. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1565 Quick, get under the sofa. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1566 You'd think they would have started in Puerto Rico. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1567 This will be a long ride. Hope there's a new bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1568 I've heard that cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is ridiculous. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1569 Look! The vacuum of space! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1570 Gee, Bob, I knew those budget cuts to EPA were deep, but this is ridiculous. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1571 Looks like the Mayor is making good on his promise to clean up the city. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1572 This job REALLY sucks 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1573 Forget it, Zork. You know I'm a cat person. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1574 I told you to bring a bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1575 Fear not, Earthlings! Our probes are covered under the Alien Care Act. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1576 It's the Clean Air Act!! Clean AIR!! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1577 See, little clean men really do exist. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1578 Sorry, we don't know where Mr. Dyson lives. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1579 So that's why space is a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1580 Let's hope a vacuum doesn't abhore nature. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1581 I thought Tuesdays was sidewalk cleaning. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1582 He hates vacuum cleaners. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1583 Ahhh! So that's what the Hoover guys meant when they said that their newest model would be "out of this world." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1584 I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1585 The couple on the side walk looks like they need a lift. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1586 Dude, I don't think those are dust bunnies. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1587 Well there goes the neighborhood. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1588 Let's take a knee and get the President involved. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1589 Maybe this is what Fido was trying to warn us about 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1590 Well Mildred, It looks like this day is gonna suck! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1591 But it's not a Bissell. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1592 The stories about alien absuction are real! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1593 Makes sense, with the ozone going, someone has to come in and clean up after us. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1594 I understand their planet is the cleanest one in the galaxy. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1595 Somehow, this isn't how I pictured the Rapture. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1596 Hoovercraft just seems a more apt term. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1597 Run Spot run! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1598 Take us to your mop. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1599 Look! Aliens from a galaxy bed bath and beyond! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1600 People of Earth surrender at once or we will scare your dog to death! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1601 And we've been worrying about cleaning up after our DOG? 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1602 I TOLD you this city takes dog poop seriously! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1603 I would have thought that with higher intelligence they would have gotten away from the canister model. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1604 I didn’t know that a Hoover could hover like that! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1605 I told you we should bring our own 'pooper scooper." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1606 Cordless is nice, but can it handle dog hair? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1607 I knew it. They think the dogs are in charge. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1608 Don't they know that on this planet Nature abhors a vacuum? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1609 Take us to to your cleaners. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1610 The small one looks tender. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1611 Stop barking Fido. Don't be afraid. There's nothing in space but a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1612 As expected the Dyson space program has backfired. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1613 I expected the rapture to be more rapturous than this. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1614 I told you to stop using the word 'suck' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1615 We come to clean your streets. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1616 They're looking for loose change." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1617 I told you the instructions said we should Hover over Earth not Hoover. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1618 How long do we have to wait until he poops? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1619 Thanks, but Daisy's a Labradoodle, so she doesn't shed. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1620 They said space is a vacuum. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1621 That looks like it has a great HEPA filter. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1622 It must have come from the vacuum of space 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1623 It's not the noise that freaks her out. She's been trying to warn us! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1624 This could really suck. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1625 Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1626 Hoovering isn't what it used to be. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1627 Relax Dabney. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1628 Where's Ross Perot when we need him? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1629 They said they would come back with another ship to pick us up. This must be it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1630 Looks like we picked a good walk to forget our plastic bag. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1631 Oh no! We'll be sucked into the vacuum of space! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1632 Vacuum technology these days has gone way beyond the Dyson ball! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1633 It's the Martians' low-tech way of collecting Earth samples. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1634 There's no outlet! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1635 Always clean before you move into a new place. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1636 The little one will go right through the HEPA filter. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1637 Quick, under the couch! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1638 Where were these guys when Irma came through here? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1639 Greetings from the vacuum of space. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1640 They take the 'please clean up after your pet' sign seriously 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1641 Don't be scared, Scotty. They seem friendly. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1642 Our dog "Nature" abhors a vacuum 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1643 I miss the probes 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1644 It's that new Dyson flying car. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1645 We should never have sent them "The Lucy Show." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1646 I told you aliens will treat us like dirt. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1647 And I thought vacuum in space meant something entirely different. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1648 New form of tax collection, maybe? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1649 Look, Marge, I'm with Buddy on this one. Some of these new green initiatives really suck. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1650 I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1651 Wireless is definitely the way to go. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1652 I knew Richard Dyson would turn on humanity someday. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1653 Wait, today is alternate-side. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1654 I'll bet life on their planet really sucks! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1655 That Elon Musk thinks of everything! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1656 Quiet Hoover, we told you this would happen some day! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1657 The one on the leash is the smartest. Take her. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1658 One million light-years and we're still on the first bag 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1659 I guess this is why they removed the doggie waste bag dispensers. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1660 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1661 So much for the rumored sightings of alien spacecraft shaped like upright vacuum cleaners. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1662 Boarding should be easy, but I’m guessing there’s not much legroom. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1663 Ross Perot was wrong! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1664 Enough with "It sucks." Just move on, Jerome. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1665 You know, it's days like this that I just feel like a speck in the universe. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1666 Advanced? You'd think they'd have something more aerodynamic like a Roomba. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1667 These aliens suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1668 Let’s just hope they changed the bag recently. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1669 Suck or blow? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1670 Did you practice your "Klaatu barada nikto"? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1671 Oh, wow. This really sucks. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1672 Humans, this your Electrolux canister captain. Prepare for transport to the 1950s. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1673 Something's upsetting the dog. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1674 So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1675 Well, they can't be Buddhists....too many attachments 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1676 I told you going out on a day like this would suck! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1677 I don't know- who was the first director of the FBI? What brings that up? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1678 That's odd -- I always pictured the vacuum of space as bigger. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1679 Sunbeam them up, Scottie. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1680 Look, someone's finally draining the swamp! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1681 The Space X, Tesla and Dyson merger certainly helped clean up the city streets. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1682 Relax, they grabbed the small attachment. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1683 We already live in a vacuum. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1684 Suck it, humans. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1685 What do you mean, of course I don't know what it is. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1686 Great! The one time we forget to bring plastic bags with us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1687 They're taking us to the cleaners! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1688 I told you to change the bag before we left Mars! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1689 How dare you. They're "undocumented life forms." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1690 Finally, someone to clean up this mess. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1691 Xzorjg, we'll use the upright for Central Park, but the canister works better on flat surfaces. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1692 Quick, see if you have any lint in your pocket. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1693 Aliens from the Hoover Administration. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1694 They really exist in a vacuum. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1695 Oh, so that's what they mean by the vacuum of space... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1696 It looks like we won't need to pick up after Fido after all 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1697 Our witches ride broomsticks, theirs ride vacuums. We're not so different after all! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1698 People don't realize that nobody here is willing to take those jobs. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1699 I told you it was ‘alien absuction’ and not abduction! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1700 Well, this is gonna suck. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1701 Don't worry Fido. Planet Dyson takes good care of its immigrants. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1702 Maybe it won't suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1703 They requested a major clean-up on this planet 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1704 The agent misunderstood. I said 'hovercraft,' not 'hoovercraft.' 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1705 It's the new Boeing-Electrolux bomber. It cleans up the debris it creates. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1706 I told you we'd get in trouble if you left the doggie do on the sidewalk. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1707 I guess nowhere is safe from the vacuum of space. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1708 Looks like it's sweep's-week on Alpha Centauri. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1709 Scoop the poop, Siri, not the pup. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1710 Its a Kirby, they are expensive! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1711 Another of life's mysteries is revealed. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1712 These people aren't very friendly. He said the world abhors a vacuum! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1713 The one in front is obviously the leader. Take him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1714 Scientists say that space is one big vacuum. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1715 Define "Leader." 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1716 I told you an alien invasion was going to suck. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1717 We need to give them directions to Washington DC. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1718 Prepare to enter the infinite vacuum of space 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1719 Well ftankly, I didn't see that coming! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1720 The dominant species must be the one leading the two subspecies. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1721 DACA aside, he wanted to keep some aliens as domestics. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1722 Just when you think the world couldn't suck more .... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1723 Oh My God, an Unidentified Hoovering Object. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1724 Thanks Obama. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1725 Watch out for Hurricane Dyson. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1726 I thought the vacuum of space was just an expression 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1727 "Honey, dont look now but I think they've spotted us. Do you think it's because Pedro doesn't bark in English"? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1728 The big ones won't fit our intake. Pick up and interrogate the little barky one. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1729 That reminds me, we have to pay Consuela this week. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1730 HIs name is James Dyson but I’m afraid I don’t know how to take you to him 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1731 Dust to dust. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1732 It's one of those retro rockets. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1733 Since when were motorized vehicles allowed in the park? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1734 I guess outer space really is just a big vacuum. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1735 Finally! An answer for the pollen. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1736 I have a feeling this is going to suck! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1737 It's a pooper scooper on steroids, my dear. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1738 One Worlds Garbage Another Worlds Treasure 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1739 Incoming. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1740 Intelligent life? Maybe, but domestic surely. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1741 Attention below, who ordered the Costco pooper scooper? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1742 We come in peace. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1743 It looks like extraterrestrial life sucks too. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1744 He says the Roomba makes them the superior race. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1745 They're looking for a dirty bomb. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1746 This is going to really suck. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1747 I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1748 I've never seen someone actually hoovered up before. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1749 This could get interesting. You know how Fifi hates the vacuum. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1750 Stop yapping Fido, you've seen a vacuum cleaner before. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1751 No barking, Cosmo! It's just a vacuum! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1752 Remember, it's your turn to empty the canister. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1753 I guess life sucks on that planet. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1754 Bring her up Gazoc, we have enough body parts. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1755 I can't seem to find a place to plug this in. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1756 Illegal aliens suck. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1757 Could you direct us to the nearest outlet? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1758 This could suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1759 It's the deadly vacuum of outer space !! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1760 It was quite a day when an obscure theory of physics was exhibited: space in a vacuum equals a vacuum in space. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1761 Think that's our Uber? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1762 This looks Sirius. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1763 I heard it's a test of Elon Musk's solution for those pesky fall leaves. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1764 I hope that's not the anal probe. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1765 Dog. It is I, your arch enemy. We meet again, but this time I enjoy air superiority. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1766 Oh. I always thought 'dust to dust' was a metaphor. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1767 To think I used to sell the smaller model door to door! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1768 It seems to be Hoovering over us. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1769 It's ok Rex, the family with the corgi clogged the nozzle. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1770 That filter wont last a day. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1771 You can have him, but you'll need the 'shag' setting. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1772 You feel as guilty as I do for yelling at him to quiet down all these years? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1773 Their technology sucks. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1774 Don’t panic. They don’t even have cyclonic vacuum technology yet. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1775 Lucky we're pro vaxxer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1776 I didn't think we were becoming that vacuous. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1777 It's Amazon's new pooper scooper. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1778 I thought he only barked at the mailman. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1779 Looks like Donald Trump has asked the Martians to help him drain the swamp. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1780 Yeah, it does seem that all the blockbuster movies are just about product placement. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1781 We should never have given them access to the Amazon Prime account. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1782 Here is another example of Elon Musk beating the government to the punch. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1783 Embrace the suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1784 Ok. Now I get it. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1785 They must've heard the White House is a dump. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1786 "Thanks for bringing your giant space hover. But your gonna need a death star to sort out the mess we've made". 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1787 I preferred the beam! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1788 Take us to your leader! His tweets are out of this world... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1789 I think it's a hoover craft 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1790 For as small as they are you'd think their hose would be shorter. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1791 You say you come in peace, yet you deploy your most powerful attachment. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1792 ...Dual cyclonic action, washable HEPA filter, multipurpose brush, bagless canister, and the best warranty in the galaxy. In short, Gorath, they WILL be assimilated. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1793 Be nice if there were a pic. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1794 Sure their technology gets them to other planets, but they're not bagless. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1795 Bet you’ve never seen one of those before. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1796 They get a little bit greener every year... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1797 It's a Hoovercraft. It's taking the place of the wall. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1798 Sparky might be wrong about the mailman. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1799 Draining the swamp 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1800 Bye Fido. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1801 It was cheaper than “the wall” and they used some of the parts left over from the “Star Wars” project in the 80’s. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1802 I hope you're using the pet setting. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1803 Make sure the setting is not on carpet...we had problems extracting the last batch of humans. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1804 Throw Fido into it and run like hell. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1805 They should know nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1806 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Scoopermen. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1807 We are from the Planet Canister: show us to your dust! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1808 I always wondered how they cleaned up after the Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1809 What will they think UP next? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1810 So much for the "life doesn't exist in a vacuum" theory. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1811 Act like nothing out of the ordinary is hovering above us, but on the count of three, toss ol' Duke up in the air, and run like hell, it's our only hope! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1812 Quick! Giv'em the dog! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1813 They did say they're cleaning up this city from the top down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1814 Tuesday, it's tuned to Mexicans, Wednesdays to Muslims, Saturdays to reporters. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1815 Quick! Engage fur attachment! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1816 I guess the city council was serious about outsourcing sanitation. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1817 So there is a total vacuum in space! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1818 There IS a vacuum in space. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1819 Some called Tom a clean freak. Others dubbed his stumbling onto the vacuum time machine an act of pure genius. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1820 You missed Spot. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1821 Cool, no shower today. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1822 Our leader responds well to sucking up. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1823 Looks like our investment in clean energy is finally paying off. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1824 Did you say aliens suck? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1825 I hoped they changed the bag. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1826 At least now we can tell the children what 'that sucks' really means. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1827 I knew we should have showered this morning. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1828 But I like Kansas. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1829 Why, no. What makes you think we're here to collect samples? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1830 Definitely Ancient Aliens. The new guys would be driving a Dyson. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1831 Uh-oh, this is gonna suck. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1832 Careful! The nearest repair shop is 6.2 light-years away. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1833 When they come in a Roomba, we’d really be in trouble. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1834 Is it 'hovering' or 'hoovering'? I can never remember. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1835 Earthlings, can you direct us to the Augean stables? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1836 He always barks at the vacuum. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1837 It IS true, there is a vacuum at the top. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1838 This is gonna suck. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1839 Who says we don't live in a vacuum? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1840 Well it is "yuge," but I dont think its better than staying in the Paris Climate Agreement. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1841 Wow, martians really suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1842 They weren’t joking about gentrifying the place. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1843 We are sooooo Electrofuxed. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1844 They are finally here to clean up the mess. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1845 I told you this town sucks. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1846 We're Electrofuxed. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1847 Suck it up, Mr. Sulu. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1848 Maybe they don't want to conquer the world — maybe just pet hair. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1849 Holy cow! It's an unusually fastidious object! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1850 It's the IRS's new "Easy File" program. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1851 The city outsourced the street sweeping department. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1852 I don't care if it does ten parsecs a second. The ride still sucks. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1853 We should've kept the promise to your mother that we'd fly out to see her. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1854 Hey lover, I think that hoover in a hover is scaring our Rover. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1855 Don't worry. It's just a Vogon VacuumCleanerShip. They only get bit parts. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1856 Its 2017 and this dog is still intolerant. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1857 Down Fido. This one will suck the life out of you!!! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1858 Oh yeah, Musk said if elected president of Mars, he would clean up Washington. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1859 ‘It still sucks’ 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1860 Well, as they say, "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1861 What fresh hell is this? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1862 It's the new Hoover XL44. They've increased the range by two light years. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1863 Just capture their leader. The intelligent looking one in front with the four legs and a tail. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1864 Detect. Abduct. Deport. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1865 Amazon still has some kinks to work out! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1866 Just don't yell out to the aliens, "you suck!" 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1867 Graham, look! It's from Our Man in Heavana. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1868 U-F-Uh-O 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1869 Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1870 Fun fact: it takes thirty seconds to succumb to the vacuum of space. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1871 Take us to your leader. We want to see what makes a planet suck more than ours. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1872 This isn't how I envisioned our "rapture." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1873 Wow"Musk"and"Dyson"it was just a matter of time. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1874 Don't worry, boy. They're here for the cats, not you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1875 Don't worry, that model doesn't work on pet fur 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1876 Take me to President Hoover! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1877 Specks of dust at 11:00. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1878 We abhor nature. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1879 I think we're going to need the bigger nozzle. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1880 Well, we can't say he didn't warn us. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1881 Doggie Bag at your service! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1882 Just get the poop, not the dog. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1883 Darn. I was hoping for a bagless. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1884 I told you all along that he was warning us about something bigger! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1885 Is this what the mayor meant by "cleaning up our city?" 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1886 You're looking for The Donald? Please! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1887 What will Jeff Bezos think of next? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1888 Quick! Curb the dog! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1889 Remember when we had to clean up after the dog? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1890 Look, they hired alien contractors to clean the planet! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1891 Looks like they're clearing the clouds again. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1892 It's like my daddy said, all great inventions come from alien technology. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1893 I never thought those door-to-door salesmen would make a comeback. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1894 Makes total sense. After all, Space IS a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1895 Don't worry, space doesn't make a perfect vacuum 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1896 These alien invasions suck! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1897 They must be from one of those planets with a lot of dust. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1898 I would have thought Dyson at least.... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1899 Those alien spaceships suck. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1900 They come from a very clean planet. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1901 This time Dyson has gone too far ...! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1902 Oh, man, that sucks! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1903 And you thought yesterday sucked. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1904 Damn. The cat was right. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1905 Wow, I guess he's serious about draining the swamp after all. " 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1906 OMG - More Illegal aliens coming to America... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1907 Wow! The "clean up after your dog" sign sure made an impression on them! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1908 Elon Musk is at it again. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1909 They say you can't do anything in a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1910 Hoovertrooper: We don't need to see their identification. Scruffy: These aren't the humans you're looking for. HT: These aren't the humans we're looking for. S: Move along. HT: Move along, move along. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1911 I heard out in space is a vacuum, but this is not what I expected. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1912 Those aliens must have had a really tight budget this year. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1913 I wonder if they move upright. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1914 Damned budget cuts! This is sooo un-alien. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1915 They have atmosphere - much better than living in a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1916 When he said he'd clean up the city I thought he meant the other people! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1917 The poop clean up makes up for the scariness. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1918 Get ready for a large sucking sound. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1919 I've heard about these. They run on clean energy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1920 Jimmy, please put down the drone and go to bed. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1921 Should I tell them their trunk's open? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1922 I always said space travel would suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1923 Am I hallucinating or is that really a 1937 Kirby XL DustEnder? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1924 No, it doesn't seem unusual to me. I learned in fifth grade that space is a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1925 I was always afraid of being left in a vacuum! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1926 Maybe your mother could use a change of scenery. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1927 This is another example of nature abhoring a vacuum. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1928 That really sucks. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1929 Do not open your wallet. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1930 Not what I pictured when I read about the vacuum of deep space. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1931 Rex's rigorous, self-imposed, yet underappreciated, training regimen finally pays off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1932 I thought they flew in a 'hover' craft! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1933 How can we survive in a perfect vacuum? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1934 What exactly does "suck it up" mean? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1935 Intergalactic clean up crew for global warming. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1936 Easy, Fido, it's Trump's EPA at work. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1937 I guess now we can tell your sister's kids what it's like being exposed to the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1938 I guess we won't be needing the pooper scooper 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1939 Man, that's one big sucker. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1940 It's like Uber, but instead of dropping you off at a bar, it's a safer planet. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1941 Why is it hoovering over the field like that? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1942 Now I know what it must feel like to be an ant when we clean the house on Sundays. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1943 Quiet, Ginger—They can't hear you in the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1944 See, when I said, "Aliens suck," it wasn't an insult. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1945 The street cleaners have really upped their game. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1946 It doesn't fly worth a damn, but it sure can Hoover." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1947 Ah, the sights and sounds of autumn. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1948 We should have gotten a bigger dog! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1949 We've come to clean the swamp 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1950 And you thought he'd hate the Roomba. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1951 It's the Republicans really big - very big new clean air plan. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1952 Look it's an Unidentified Flying Oreck! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1953 Let's suck up to them! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1954 You're right, this place really sucks! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1955 They're trying to sucker us into one of those free vacation scams. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1956 It's just the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1957 Looks like his fears were justified. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1958 Goodness! What will that Elon Musk think up next? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1959 You suck all the fun out of our daily dog walks, John 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1960 This is gonna suck. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1961 You'd think they would have one of those new up-right models. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1962 Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1963 This is what happens when the president keeps tweeting about illegal aliens. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1964 I knew we should have brought a bag. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1965 I think they want to remove Spot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1966 The city can really suck the life out of you 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1967 It appears that the cosmic dust and spacecraft debris is becoming a real problem. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1968 Did you have a return for Amazon? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1969 I guess we should of brought more bags 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1970 Let go of the Poop-Bag, Harry! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1971 Don't panic, that's the attachment for spiders. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1972 Finally a space program that intentionally sucks. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1973 Donald Trump? Oh, he lives the bit White House over that-a-way 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1974 Take you to our cleaner? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1975 I thought the expression was, 'when pigs fly'? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1976 Is it a hovercraft or a Hoover? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1977 "He's a giant suck up". 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1978 Gees, I wish Dyson would just use a blimp to advertise like Goodyear.! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1979 Do we still have to clean up our dog's mess around here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
1980 Oh. I thought you said it was hovering. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
1981 This is another reason why I thought we should take the subway. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1982 I heard that they were supposed to drain the swamp but they've been driving around in circles since November. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1983 Ethnic cleansing is getting scarier then ever! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1984 Help yourself to the pup, he's not sparking joy lately. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1985 I'm telling you--this is not what they meant by 'retrieve the rover.' 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1986 They're about to eliminate our carbon footprint. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1987 On what planet do they put their disposable bags? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1988 I thought you said your third wish was to stick to a low-carb diet 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1989 I told you that outer space was a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1990 No, Frank, it means "devoid of matter." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1991 Wait until Neil Degrasse Tyson sees this! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1992 This invasion ain't gonna end well for Legoland. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1993 So that's what he's always barking at at night. It looks harmless enough. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1994 Our air force will mop them up. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1995 Aren't they supposed to use a big column of light? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1996 I hope they put in a clean bag. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1997 Got a penny? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1998 "Hoover me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1999 Darned vacuum salesman doesn't know when to quit. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2000 Who knew that's all it would take to clean things up around here? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2001 Take us to your First Lady, we want to meet Melania, not Donald. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2002 It was only a matter of time before Musk revolutionized dog waste removal 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2003 Wow! I haven't seen a '53 canister model in a long time! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2004 Let's keep moving. That is not our father, J. Edgar Hoover. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2005 This is really going to suck. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2006 Something tells me this is going to suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2007 Pooper scooper, phase II 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2008 Take me to your housekeeper. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2009 I'm trying a new app for mobile groomers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2010 We're on target, Commander. We're going to pick up the 4-legged Leader. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2011 Of course it's a Hoover, I said you hardly ever see them hovering like that. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2012 Well, SOMEONE is draining the swamp! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2013 Are they hovering or Hoovering? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2014 Don't they know they're just stardust, too? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2015 View of regular home vacuum cleaner as seen from tiny dust mite world. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2016 So those are the alien suckers? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2017 We're off to a clean planet 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2018 Now do you believe in cleaning up? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2019 I told you to keep up with those vacuum payments! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2020 Space really is a vacuum! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2021 Oh yikes! What kind of cookies were those, again? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2022 Their pooper scoopers are out of this world. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2023 where will they discard the filters? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2024 OMG - I thought you said you saw something "hovering" over Central Park! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2025 Excuse me, could you direct us to the swamp? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2026 I just know this is going to suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2027 'Do you think it's the bag-less model?' 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2028 I just hope that *this* one uses the right Hepa filter... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2029 Told you the pet attachment was a great idea. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2030 Do you ever get the feeling we aren't really real, just the figment of some weird artist's imagination? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2031 Crap. It's not even a Dyson. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2032 Run! It's aliens in a hoovercraft! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2033 E.T.'s compensating for something. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2034 People DO live in a vacuum! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2035 Huh, space is a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2036 You think they want to be probed? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2037 That's not what I expected for The Rapture! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2038 Damn Hoover. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2039 So now we know what happened to J. Edger. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2040 It turns out aliens are cat people. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2041 Is it because we're made of stardust? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2042 And here I thought you'd forgotten our anniversary. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2043 Oh, no. It's the inescapable vacuum of space. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2044 Not to worry. NASA is testing off-the-shelf technology for Planetary Exploration. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2045 Stay cool - they're just trying to suck up to us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2046 We come in green peace. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2047 On the bright side, we could have been invaded by welders. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2048 Take me to your leader, is it Mr. Dotard or Rocketman? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2049 Hold on honey. This is gonna suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2050 Those have to be the suckiest aliens I've ever seen! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2051 Huh, I thought Space was the vacuum. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2052 I THOUGHT FOR SURE THE EARTHLINGS WOULD TREMBLE w/FEAR ONCE THEY SAW A REAL MARTIAN SPACE SHIP??? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2053 Looks like they finally gave up on their fancy new Roomba. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2054 It's a stealth North Korea missile. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2055 First, it's sweeps week, and now this! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2056 Take us to your leader...on second thought we can wait until 2020. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2057 Heck of a dog whistle! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2058 Oh no, it's not an electricalux storm, it's an alien clean air act! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2059 No, it's an IFO. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2060 I guess drones have gotten less sophisticated. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2061 Very impressive, but on this planet there's only one 'o' in hover. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2062 They may have simplified taxes, but these collection drones sure do freak dogs out. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2063 Looks like aliens really do exist, Helen. But that beam me up stuff was a total crock. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2064 Well, they did teach us that outer space was a vacuum. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2065 How many times have I told that in the end life sucks? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2066 At least someone's husband listens. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2067 Seems Hogwarts School traded their brooms for vacuums. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2068 Marty, where we're going, we don't need dust bunnies. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2069 Why does Johnson always get the sleek, sexy robotic model and we get stuck with a 50 year-old Hoover? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2070 Oh no! I told you we should have been scooping the poo! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2071 I think Dyson has gone a little over board on its new vacuum! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2072 Surrender. Leave the barking furball behind. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2073 Dust to dust. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2074 Oh no, they actually do suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2075 The City outsourced the Sanitation Division. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2076 Didn't I tell you to pick up the dog poop? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2077 Did you forget to return the order to Amazon? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2078 I think it is just another flashback from the acid we took at Woodstock. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2079 It beats raking. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2080 I would have expected a Roomba. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2081 Oh dear, looks like Space has finally figured out how to remain a vacuum... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2082 Laa-Laa and Po got their H2-Bs to drain the swamp with Noo-Noo. Tinky Winky and Dipsy were denied. Now they're called Teletrumpies. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2083 I forget. Is that thing called a hover craft or a Hoover craft? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2084 See, nature does abhor a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2085 Air-vac: Science's newest solution to air polution 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2086 We come in peace! We just need an outlet to plug this thing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2087 Hold tight, Percival - it's the enormous vacuum of space! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2088 Schatzie was right all along, George! The vacuum cleaner IS an enemy agent!! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2089 Geez, why can't you just suck it up, Francis? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2090 The dog was right about the vacuum. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2091 Don't worry. That's pretty old technology. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2092 Not your mother's dustbuster. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2093 Sometimes, walking the dog just sucks! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2094 Gathering specimens, sucks! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2095 Looks like we are about to be sucked into the dogs nightmare! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2096 I always knew it would end like this. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2097 No filter. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2098 It's an Electrolux, but I think I'll keep the Hoover. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2099 When Amazon says two-hour delivery, they mean it. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2100 The shape of new iPhones is getting ridiculous. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2101 Our house is missing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2102 Well it either the rapture or we are about to be abducted by little green men in a giant flying vacuum cleaner. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2103 Aeeee!!! The Tax-o-Vac 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2104 I hear the Nutronians just use a mop and bucket. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2105 I told you my fears weren't irrational 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2106 You picked up after Fido back there, correct? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2107 Cordless is the way to go. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2108 Buster knew it all along! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2109 I think the dog is more frightened of this alien invasion than we are. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2110 This could get real coverage! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2111 Does this mean we don't have to pick up after the dog anymore? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2112 Wasn't yesterday street cleaning day ? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2113 And so the alien vaccuumers began their barking dog revenge. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2114 See? I told you this city sucks! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2115 Look Jim, its the new Hoover-craft. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2116 Oh look Madge, the Hendersons are early. Remember how they cleaned us out last visit? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2117 Must be the perfect vacuum of outer space. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2118 It makes so much sense - all they've seen are cute puppy videos! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2119 Looks like extraterrestrial societies have to put up with vacuum cleaner salesmen too. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2120 I've always been warned life sucks...didn't know that applied to life on other planets too... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2121 I’m not sure about The President’s choice of Mr. Dyson for head of the EPA. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2122 Another good news story. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
2123 Let's hope its not their pooper scooper. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2124 It's the only way to clean up our politics. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2125 If only they had invaded Earth in time for the dust bowl. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2126 I still prefer the old-fashioned way to get a colonoscopy. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2127 Just when I told myself I wasn't going to be a suck-up anymore! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2128 So, I guess nature DOESN'T abhor a vacuum. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2129 I'm beginning to understand how the dog feels when we hoover. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2130 I told you that those robotic vacuum cleaners were going to be nothing but trouble! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2131 Well, this certainly sucks. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2132 It appears the park clean-up has been contracted out! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2133 It's a new drone company trying to suck up to us. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2134 When I read about "the Vacuum of Space", I just didn't think it was really a vacuum. Certainly not a canister-style, anyhow. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2135 I don't operate well in a vacuum. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2136 There's nothing to be worried about, they just want our dust. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2137 I'm all in favor for new technology, but remind me again what was wrong with the plastic baggies...? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2138 Relax, that's not a pet attachment. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2139 I always thought I would go by an upright. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2140 Well, it looks like the newly revised 'Federal Clean Act' is already in effect. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2141 They're from Eloctroluxemborg. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2142 I'm sorry I criticized your vacuuming 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2143 The Vacuum of Space 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2144 That reminds me, honey, do you still have that coupon for Bed, Bath, and Beyond? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2145 I still prefer them to leaf blowers. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2146 They're bluffing. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2147 Eureka Mae, it's cordless! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2148 Where are we on Climate Agreements? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2149 these new planes really suck 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2150 Wait! did you clean the lint screen? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2151 We really are headed back to the 1950's 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2152 I was hoping for a beam of light from a silver saucer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2153 I told you we should have just sent the Roomba. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2154 Whoa, is that the new dog poop sucker? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2155 It's called "HIM." FEMA's solution to Harvey, Irma and Maria. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2156 So that's what Dyson's new electric vehicle looks like... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2157 Well at least these refugees clean up after themselves. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2158 Unequivocal proof, the universe sucks! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2159 My goodness Harold if this is what it takes to show you how the vacuum works well then so be it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2160 Glad I finally upgraded from the broom, now we can just suck up Dorothy and her little dog too. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2161 Oh no, it looks like the Dyson factory has been hacked! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2162 Uh oh, it looks like someone has ordered us on amazon.mars. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2163 I told you we should have picked up after him! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2164 __I guess nature abhors a vacuum only applies to earth people 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2165 I told you to get a "Hovercraft"!! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2166 I'm frightened too but let's just suck it up and keep moving! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2167 My mother's sent then. She always said I'd be sorry some day that I didn't clean my room. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2168 We hear you need a lot of cleaning up down there. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2169 These environmentalists have gone to a whole new level of cleaning up the planet. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2170 We're just cleaning the swamp, ma'am 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2171 Well they may be aliens, but at least they're clean 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2172 Maybe it's Elon Musk's prototype 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2173 But can you call it an Unidentified Flying Appliance if you're sure it's a vacuum cleaner? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2174 I know we said we wanted the hair out of carpet but this seems unnecessarily thorough. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2175 We don't live in a vacuum. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2176 It's Elon Musk again, Rex. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2177 Cheaper than building the wall. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2178 Is this a sign that the future will suck? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2179 sucked into the vacuum of space 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2180 This gives 'Today sucks' a whole new meaning. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2181 I had always heard of the vacuum of space. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2182 They must be shooting an episode of 'Doctor Hoo-ver' nearby. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2183 “The sign did say no dogs”. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2184 You forgot the doo-doo bag again, didn't you! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2185 I said "Hoovering" not "hovering". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2186 I think Hoover is listening in. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2187 I don't see the Trump name on it. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2188 Stop barking, Dyson. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2189 Daisy,, like nature, abhors a vacuum. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2190 See I told you we don't need to carry the bags anymore! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2191 Rover, it’s not the same vacuum we have at home. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2192 Take the one doing all the talking. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2193 "Calm down Toto. They are here from the great vacuum of space". 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2194 Careful Shloom! This baby handles nothing like the Beamer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2195 Apparently it's street cleaning day. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2196 Eurekans! They have found us! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2197 Come back! Don't you know life can't exist in a vacuum? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2198 I wonder what the carbon footprint looks like on that. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2199 Wonder if they'd be interested in doing our carpets... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2200 I got rubbed the wrong way and now I’m toast. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2201 This "draining the swamp" idea goes way back to President Hoover 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2202 Ugh! More illegal aliens taking our low-paying jobs! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2203 I miss the old days, when they used to scoop it themselves. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2204 Looks like 'nature abhors a vacuum' just applies to earth. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2205 Talk about sucking up all the air in the room! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2206 Wake up Sparky, it's just a dream! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2207 Don't worry. Dogs have protected humans from these for years. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2208 Gaack! They've come back to make America clean again! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2209 Finally, an explanation for that "giant sucking sound". 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2210 This explains a lot about why space isn't as empty as once thought. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2211 The Stanley Steemer merger with a drone Company is way over the top. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2212 Take us to your outlet! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2213 Wake up, Toto, you're having a bad dream. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2214 The new mayor sure has gone to great lengths to clean up our city. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2215 It's Amazon's new delivery device. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2216 A flying vacuum cleaner may do a far better job on the floor than our own old rickety machine. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2217 Well the dog's not on board, but I think soon we might be. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2218 There's one born every minute. We don't stand a chance 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2219 I told you there were aliens hoovering around. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2220 All these years I thought the dog was crazy to be scared of them. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2221 The vacuum of outer space has a lot more mass than they say. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2222 Aliens suck. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2223 I don't think I'm understating when I say "This Sucks!" 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2224 So that's what happened to those millions of illegal voters! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2225 ELECTROLUX MY ASS ITS THE N.KOREANS 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2226 No worries, we don't suck. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2227 I wonder how often they change the bag... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2228 Our city goes to great lengths to eliminate pet waste 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2229 Making the environment clean again. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2230 One Martian's trash is another one's treasure. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2231 No one can clean up the environment better than those alien contractors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2232 Now that's what I call a deluxe pooper-scooper. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2233 That must be from the Hoover Constellation. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2234 Relax, they’re in an obsolete Electrolux. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2235 What do you mean you heard space aliens were cleaning up their act? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2236 They're aliens from the planet Dyson. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2237 It's the Tesla Model Y. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2238 Efficiencies are well and good, Zarg, but these new models lack the old shock and awe factor. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2239 So much for the "they examine you and put you back down" theory. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2240 Its part of the new program to clean up the swamp 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2241 I told you we should have brought a poop bag. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2242 I've always wondered what the vaccuum of outer space looked like. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2243 Relax, Fifi, they're heading back to Zlorb to empty the bag. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2244 WOW............that's quite a pooper scooper! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2245 Don’t worry, it’s jammed with a furball. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2246 I know you hate cleaning up dog poop - but this is really going overboard! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2247 We gave our Roomba an inch and... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2248 Hey, maybe that explains global warming. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2249 It's okay, Fido. I just outsourced the poop scooping. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2250 Did you just say “This sucks”? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2251 They’ve privatized the pooper scooper! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2252 Looks like we won't need the poop bag 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2253 Don't worry.Those things never work anyway. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2254 Look dear, that spaceship is hoovering above us. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2255 That is definitely NOT a hovercraft...hoovercraft maybe? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2256 I thought Electrolux went out of business. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2257 That must be the Vacuum of Space. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2258 You're right Carol, if they're desperate for work, no wall is going to stop them. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2259 I think that this thing with robot vacuum cleaners has gone too far. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2260 He always barks when the vacuum runs. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2261 Honey, we've been waiting for a cordless model! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2262 Holy Poop Scoop! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2263 Take us to your leader...or your nearest 120 Volt AC outlet. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2264 Bright side, we don't have to worry about dog hair anymore! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2265 “He always barks at vacuum cleaners.” (Note: the word "always" should be emphasized by printing in italics, or using a larger font size. I wasn't able to enter it that way in the caption box.) 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2266 Arnie, I told you we should have bought vacuum insurance from GEICO when we had the chance! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2267 He was right all along! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2268 Relax. Trump being Trump, they've come to learn how to suck. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2269 Without illegal aliens, I don't know that urban renewal would be possible. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2270 I told you to never leave the scooper at home. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
2271 Woof Woof Woof ( "Hair on your planet and the big suck you flew in on.") 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2272 Stop! He's hypoallergenic! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2273 There's life in a vacuum! And they said it couldn't be done. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2274 Word is they're from the Hoover Nebulus. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2275 Distract them with your laser pointer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2276 Did he really put the aliens in charge of cleaning up the swamp? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2277 I guess it sucks out there, too. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2278 It's an alien hoovercraft! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2279 The upgraded pooper-scooper ... and it'll create 20,000 new jobs. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2280 What did Marty do this time. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2281 Oh! Our dog was correct: God is the giant vacuum cleaner. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2282 "It's called a "Pooper Swooper". 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2283 Well, Mildred, I think this really sucks! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2284 Don't worry. It's a Dyson. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2285 Just ignore it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2286 For years they had an inside man at the Hoover plant. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2287 What on earth possessed you to list our Rover as the pick of the litter? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2288 Yikes, they must have discovered that your sister's husband's half-brother is Muslim. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2289 Told you there was a planet Hoover. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2290 For crying out loud, Lulu, do we have to go through the crazy barking EVERY time someone starts vacuuming? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2291 Suck it up, we have arrived! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2292 I see Dyson finally got his prototype running. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2293 I thought trash collection was on Tuesdays. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2294 Scottie, for about five minutes it looks like the world is your canvas. I release you! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2295 I thought that nature abhors a vacuum? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2296 Do they think we're not going to pick up after the dog? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2297 'I think the address you want is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And don't leave until you clean the place out.' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2298 Did you forget to pay the cleaning service again? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2299 Don't worry. It's just another attempt to repeal and replace. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2300 They're Hooverians. They're pretty friendly. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2301 Earthlings, we come in the name of deep clean. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2302 Take us to your leadership vacuum. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2303 Earthlings. Our ship is hovering instead of Hoovering. Take us to your dealer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2304 we now no why the brochure described this as the empty part of town 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2305 Hey! Give us back our frisbee! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2306 And God said...."suck it up!" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2307 Are they hovering or Hoovering? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2308 I'm with nature on this one. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2309 Somehow, this was not the solution to the greenhouse gas problem I was expecting. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2310 Is that the new city poop-scooper service, or are we about to be abducted by aliens? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2311 Sometimes you just have to suck it up. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2312 Get the Dog, we could use a pet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2313 Is that the new Tesla? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2314 If they don't pick up his poop, nail them all! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2315 And I just scooped his poop and put it in the plastic bag. Go figure... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2316 We have to let him go. He can never win Best in Show on this planet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2317 OK Now dog forward 2 squares 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2318 Oh what the hell, we've been looking for a new adventure anyway. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2319 Wait, we forgot the pet hair attachment. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2320 I guess we can forget about those 'LOST CAT' signs. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2321 Well the good news is, at least we don't have to worry about Trump anymore. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2322 Oh Dear, look out for the Hoovercraft. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2323 I heard there was an 'Early Sci-Fi' convention downtown. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2324 We have come to drain your swamp. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2325 The new dog tax is really paying off. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2326 It's a "Shark"-nado! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2327 The SIGN says, "clean up after your pet." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2328 Alexa, I was just kidding. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2329 Dare I say this really sucks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2330 Oh, he always does that. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2331 "Vroom,vroom people. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2332 Take us to your leader; ...we need HEPA filters 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2333 I hope it doesn't have a beater brush attachment! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2334 Scientists say space is a vacuum, but I had no idea.... 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2335 If they want our air resources, they should open trade talks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2336 Apparently the Hoover Administration has joined Resist! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2337 Eureka!! That's a super pooper scooper. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2338 Well, "suck it up, Buttercup", is going to give us a whole new meaning from now on. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2339 It's not working because we're in a vacuum. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2340 Quick! Act like lint! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2341 It's either ICE or a UFO. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2342 Remember what happened the last time a guy failed to curb his dog. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2343 I warned them-- don't put pictures of Times Square on Voyager's golden album. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2344 Uh, oh! We're sucked now 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2345 Sorry, we haven't seen your dust bunny. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2346 Behold the Heavenly Hoover 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2347 Wow, that's a powerful Dirt Devil. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2348 Their embrace of low tech doesn't inspire confidence. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2349 But you heard them, they called it "Spot!" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2350 If we have to pick up after your dog one more time… 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2351 One positive aspect of the alien takeover has undoubtedly been their advanced pooper scooper technology. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2352 Looks like we're going to suck up to their leader. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2353 Well, so much for "Beam me up, Scotty." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2354 We're here to clean up after that four-legged monster. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2355 Is that Mike Tyson? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2356 Increase suction. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2357 Darn it, we didn't bring the human extension today! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2358 I say we give 'em a shot. They did say they would drain the swamp. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2359 Bitsy has never liked them. Now I get it. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2360 Janitorians! Give them your candy wrapper, QUICK! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2361 Harvey. Irma. Maria. Something different must be happening. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2362 oh fuck lmao 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2363 I kind of miss the flying witches on brooms. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2364 Hey, it's a job. Okay? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2365 who's going to keep the streets clean when the new immigration ban goes into effect? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2366 This might suck 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2367 It may be expensive, but if it gets rid of his fleas it'll be worth it. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2368 So it's true -- aliens TOTALLY suck! 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2369 It must be in their nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2370 Don't worry, that's just Al Gore. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2371 "They only need a small sample". 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2372 Hoover Craft, hovercraft, potato, potahto - there's still nothing to get excited about. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2373 Man, tax season just creeps up on you. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2374 look Henry its the irs blimp. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2375 Are you sure were ready for a dog?...perhaps we can start with a high maintanance plant... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2376 Oh, they're just shooting the sequel of Our Man in Havana. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2377 Look, it's a Vacuumulonimbus cloud! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2378 J. Edgar, to you. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2379 It's the tax collector. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2380 Boy, they sure are afraid of dog droppings. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2381 they jumped over the wall ! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2382 I mean, I like the idea the government is trying to clean up the environment but I didn't picture it like this 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2383 Suck me to your leader. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2384 Even space aliens have a better clean air plan than Trump's EPA. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2385 This planet sucks! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2386 Will it go away if we scream, 'fake news?' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2387 Honey, your new Cordless Hoover just arrived with Amazon's drone delivery service! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2388 And to think I donated money to Save The Planet. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2389 ICE is getting very creative. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2390 What can I say? It sucks. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2391 I have a feeling this is going to suck! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2392 Don’t worry, Sweetie. It isn’t plugged in. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2393 See? Dogs do hate ALL vacuum cleaners! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2394 mMaybe if we told them about doo-doo bags . . . 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2395 Fake news strikes again: Yes, I inhaled - that was the point. Details at 6. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2396 No matter what universe you're from, spring cleaning is always in vogue. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2397 I guess that's what Trump meant by a "HUGE sucking sound" 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2398 I see we do not rate high in their esteem. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2399 You see, they submitted the lowest bid for the mayor's "Clean Up the City" campaign. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2400 No. You misunderstood. I wasn't telling you to turn it on. It's just a figure of speech. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2401 We're here to drain the swamp. Are you a congressman? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2402 Don’t worry, that model had poor suction 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2403 I think it's a decoy. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2404 Look! It's the new Tesla Hoovercraft. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2405 I said to 'hover' not to 'hoover.' 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2406 Nozzle to cockpit. Achoo!.. Detecting a dog with long hair.. don't lower me onto the ground. Already got too much dog hair clogging me up in here... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2407 I hope this is a marketing gimmick. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2408 I guess you can consider aliens operating in a vacuum. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2409 A snout only a mother ship could love. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2410 I'm feeling like we're about to get hosed again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2411 I could use one of those for the house. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2412 I said to change the flight mode to hover, not hoover! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2413 The fuck is that? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2414 Maybe we were wrong to get an upright. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2415 Oh no, not again! The last time I was gone for three years. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2416 Tell me again about this Pooper-Scooper service you signed us up for? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2417 My God, the Earth is VROOMED! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2418 It's refurbished. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2419 Okay, okay - you might be right about this one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2420 I abhor them, too. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2421 They use it to create a parking spot. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2422 Relax Sparky! The Alt-right just wants to see your papers. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2423 That's correct, Zoro. The model X5-2000 is guaranteed to pick up two Earthlings on the first pass or your money back. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2424 Obviously, their technology is at least 50 years behind ours. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2425 Yes, but there's gotta be a better way to drain the swamp. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2426 We should have waited on getting the cordless Dyson. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2427 The Tweeting dirt ball clogged their hose! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2428 Would you be kind enough? We forgot the plastic bag. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2429 Well, you are or you aren't--are you all just dust in the wind? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2430 That's strange-- I thought they'd been wiped out out by the Roombans. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2431 " The enemy sucks! " said Our Man from Havana. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2432 Let's hope it just wants to talk. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2433 Naturally, I find that abhorrent. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2434 I think the carbon capture program is finally underway 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2435 Nixon may have been the one to sign the Clean Air Act, but Hoover gets all the credit for cleaning up our environment. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2436 Huh, tweed. Did you bring the upholstery attachment? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2437 say phil, did ya ever order that new part for the vacuum cleaner? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2438 Look Spot... Look Spot...Just in case the banks missed a dollar or two somewhere they've created a new air born approach.It's called " Goldman Sucks." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2439 So that’s why Sparky hates vacuums! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2440 They take do-do duties seriously around here! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2441 We are about to have a close encounter with a Kirby. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2442 Dogs hate vacuum cleaners why is that? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2443 Look at that big sucker! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2444 Mildred, let go of the leash! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2445 "And people said we would never get this thing off the ground." Wilbur and Orville Hoover. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2446 This gives 'cleaning the planet' a whole new meaning. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2447 Sidewalk sweeping. Sidewalk sweeping. Move off the sidewalk...or you'll be swept up and fined. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2448 It's the mayor's new doggie waste pickup program. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2449 We're the UFO that cleans up after your dog. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2450 Told you to scoop it, now what? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2451 I knew today was going to suck 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2452 I guess that's what they mean by the vacuum of space. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2453 Finally the poop scooper of our dreams! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2454 Watch out! It's the vacuum of space! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2455 Bob I know we need clean air but this really sucks! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2456 I told you the Roomba seemed angry. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2457 Run! We are about to be hoovered!!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2458 Forget the winch. This is the newest, best picker-upper! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2459 So, that’s how they abduct people. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2460 I thought you said the dog was ok around a vacuum cleaner. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2461 Dogs of Earth - do what we say or we turn it on and you'll bark for hours! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2462 Better clean than green. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2463 Think of it as the solution to our money problems. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2464 That must be their new cordless model... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2465 Take me to your Hoover. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2466 Apparently Mother Nature has hired a subcontractor. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2467 See? Immigrants do the jobs we don't want to. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2468 Obviously, they're not one of the swifter races. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2469 He was trying to let us know 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2470 No, they are the suckers; we are the suckees. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2471 It's amazingly quiet for its size, Elmer. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2472 Is that the dog that Mr.Dyson wants? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2473 Do they want us or the dog? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2474 See, honey, even they can't get Roomba to work. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2475 And to think that he was trying to let us know all along. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2476 Oh them again ... pretend like you don't see them ... that ride is so embarrassing 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2477 Well, for starters, tell us what you mean by 'dog lovers.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2478 Dustballs, run! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2479 I see the power, but it seems a little short on glory. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2480 All they seem to want is the carbon in our atmosphere. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2481 We probably should have taken Sparky more seriously. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2482 Just think " Three easy payments" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2483 Did you call Aladin carpet cleaners? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2484 Look out! Space aliens hoovering over us! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2485 I was going to rake them when we got back 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2486 We should've brought the doggie bag for poo. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2487 No, I don't think that giant sucking sound is because of NAFTA 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2488 This is why he's afraid of the vacuum cleaner. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2489 Aliens suck when they hoover over us! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2490 It's Hoover -- Damn! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2491 What did I tell you. The vacuum of space does suck! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2492 The view here really sucks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2493 Take me to your Hoover. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2494 Finally, someone's gonna clean this mess up. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2495 Designed for travel through the vacuum of space 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2496 WHEN THEY VACUUM , NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2497 If only people had taken the city ordinance about poop-scooping more seriously. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2498 Taxes aren't the only thing sucking us up 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2499 Oh that reminds me Honey, our old Electrolux is starting to act up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2500 He really wants to chase flying cars but can't wait forever 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2501 This outsourcing has gone too far ! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2502 Idiots, I use plastic bags. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2503 This must be Elon Musk's latest brainchild -- this time between him and Al Gore, though. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2504 It's the pooper scooper! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2505 The Electrolux always scares him, too. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2506 I bet they will still leave a bunch of hair for me to clean up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2507 It's not unidentified if you know it's a vacuum cleaner. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2508 Looks like the neighbors got a new hoovercraft. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2509 Alexa, enough is enough. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2510 Look! It's the vacuum of outer space! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2511 I'll distract them. You and Max make a run for it. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2512 I thought you said you were channeling J. Edgar Hoover 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2513 I told you this place sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2514 I'm worried about the administration's environmental policies . 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2515 I told you to make sure we cleaned up after the dog. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2516 They must be looking for the Whitehouse 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2517 Alien technology sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2518 The City says we can't use plastic bags anymore. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2519 Quick -- act like the sidewalk! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2520 You know she'll bark at anything. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2521 They were so innovative with this J. Edgar Hoover memorial park. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2522 The whole concept of alien abduction is starting to suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2523 They said all you need is an ordinary vacuum cleaner motor. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2524 It's not a put-down, space aliens really do suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2525 I told you to clean your room. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2526 Hmm, this time he may be right! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2527 Our home is your home. No really...knock yourself out. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2528 What did I tell you? You don't flush alligators down the toilet, and you don't throw old vacuum cleaners out the window! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2529 The energy transporter's not working, Captain; we've had to switch to manual. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2530 The future sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2531 Wow, I never thought the Rapture would suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2532 Look at thing hoovering up there! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2533 So, this is what is meant by the "vacuum of space"! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2534 No, of course you shouldn't wave...it rewards bad behavior! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2535 SUCTION ABDUCTION 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2536 Goop Gift Guide: Flying Pooper Scooper 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2537 That new Dyson electric car blows. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2538 The city is really going overboard with their "clean up after your pets" campaign. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2539 These new automated Pooper Scoopers seem a little excessive 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2540 I thought nothing sucked more than our politics... but this??? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2541 Look Helen, it's the vacuum of space. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2542 This is why I told you to never let him attack the vacuum! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2543 So that's why he hates the vacuum cleaner. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2544 Wow. Just when I thought things couldn't get any suckier. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2545 Let’s hope the bags are new. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2546 Do you think they're carpet bombing us? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2547 The one with four legs must be their leader. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2548 Flying vacuums make him nervous 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2549 I guess that's what the commercial meant by an "out of this world clean" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2550 Looks like solving the pollution problem was outsourced, too. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2551 Sure, they suck. But they cleaned up this city. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2552 They've brought in outsiders to clean up the environment. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2553 Fido, there's nothing to fear. It's only the old Electrolux vacuum. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2554 We have to move over--it's alternate-side-of-the-planet cleaning day. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2555 I think Elon Musk might be losing it 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2556 I hate cleaning up after you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2557 Maybe they'd be happy with just the dog? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2558 I guess they have tax collectors on other planets too. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2559 It's the interplanetary pooper scooper! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2560 Stay back, or our Scottie fur will clog your dustbags! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2561 I think they just want to sniff butts. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2562 I told you we should have bought a cordless. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2563 It's a UFO from planet Electrolux. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2564 It's the government program for "picking up after your dog'". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2565 Gives new meaning to 'suck it up.' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2566 The weather in New York really sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2567 Can you imagine what they crap under THEIR couch cushions looks like? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2568 We come to clean. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2569 Bob? Turns out the harsh vacuum of space is a Hoover. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2570 What ZIP did you use on Angie's List? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2571 I'm not frightened. Dog hair will clog any vacuum. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2572 I see they have not abducted Mr. Dyson yet! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2573 I guess this is what they mean by conspicuous consumption. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2574 I know tractor beams aren't good for the environment, but this vacuum sucks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2575 What luck, our fuel source is just laying on the ground behind the smaller of the creatures 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2576 Wow, this sucks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2577 I'm OK with this, as long as that thing isn't an anal probe. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2578 Dust mites revenge! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2579 Honestly, it's stuck. Next wish? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2580 We come in Febreze. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2581 Fortunately, or unfortunately, one-third of us now get stuck in the hose. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2582 I got a strange feeling this is gonna suck! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2583 Now that Giuliani's cleaned up the streets, all that's left is the dog s**t. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2584 The Poop Patrol is out again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2585 Today is going to suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2586 We don't live in a vacuum. Yet. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2587 Well Larry, it looks like today's weather sucks 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2588 I resent the implication. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2589 Take me to your dust bunny. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2590 If this is The Rapture, it sucks! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2591 They're Hovering. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2592 Clean up your dog poop, or else! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2593 Cordless. I love it! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2594 I have a feeling this is gonna suck. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2595 Now I understand why the dog always barked. This is terrifying. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2596 I knew things would suck this year. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2597 "Hardware Wars" told us this would happen but everyone just laughed. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2598 The universe abhors a vacuum. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2599 Look out! They must be trying to fix Obamacare for the last time! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2600 This job sucks. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2601 I tell you what, Harriet, our city Council has gotten out of control in this town, the pooper scooper ordinance is way too punitive. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2602 Don't worry, honey, those canister vacuums never really had much suction. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2603 Well, we wanted a president who would clean up the mess in this country. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2604 Yeah, the crevice tool was optional but so worth it! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2605 The Ilegal Alien Vacuum! Suck them up before they suck you dry. ©Trump Intl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2606 Beam me up, Hoover. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2607 I thought the vacuum only existed in outer space. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2608 Nothing is certain except for death by suction and taxes. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2609 They call this one "The Vacuum of Space" 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2610 They’re going to need a variety of attachments. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2611 Judy Jetson's school does suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2612 You think if we ask them nice, we could get them to do the capets at home? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2613 It's more toasty in there 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2614 Oh no, it's the internet!! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2615 Somebody had to clean up Washington. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2616 It's a new balloon for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2617 Oh God, "The Hoovering Era" has begun! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2618 So, whatever happened to the old 'beam me up, Scotty'? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2619 I just can’t believe that space is a vacuum. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2620 That peace treaty with the North Koreans needs some work. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2621 Looks like Google has outsourced its data collection 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2622 Cover me. I'm going to lower the hydrant. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2623 I told you sidewalk cleaning was on Monday's 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2624 These sales gimmicks are getting worse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2625 Aw, that sucks! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2626 I am pretty sure they are after you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2627 Now do you believe space is a vacuum? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2628 Suck it up, Ork. Ha,ha. I never get tired of that pun. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2629 This year really, really sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2630 Maybe Spike has been right all along. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2631 That would make a great snow plow 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2632 Evidently cleaning up after dogs has been outsourced. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2633 Don't worry. If it gets any closer, Sparky will tear it to shreds. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2634 They were starting to run out of ideas by Mrs Doubtfire 3. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2635 I guess it’s easier than beaming someone up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2636 and if you also want the 40 thieves, rub the coffee maker too 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2637 Remember you are only required to give them the information on your dog tags. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2638 Goodyear and Hoover have strong offshore competition. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2639 I've seen Stranger Things. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2640 Now I understand where 'abhors a vacuum' comes from. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2641 So the vacuum of space isn't lifeless, after all. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2642 And I thought the Roomba was futuristic. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2643 I told you vacuuming up those little green spiders was a bad idea! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2644 Giuliani, eat your heart out! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2645 The vacuum of space suddenly seemed so much less abstract than it had prior to their UFO sighting. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2646 So that's what the Roomba meant when it said "I'll be back"! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2647 This high tec outsoursing is for the dogsc 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2648 Grim Reaper, 1950's 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2649 True, whenever a power vacuum appears, someone will fill it. Why do you ask? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2650 Oh geez, this sucks! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2651 These new mobile gadgets really suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2652 We come in peace, from the vacuum of space. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2653 Looks like Buddy was right after all. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2654 Arf! Arf! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2655 Miele Massacre...sorry. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2656 Cats really are evil! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2657 Oh, that's just the Republican solution to climate change. It sucks up the carbon dioxide. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2658 Don't worry, they clean in peace. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2659 "War of the Weirdos" with Toto, too! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2660 Even Elon Musk's cats are extraordinary. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2661 I heard they officially choosed us as dirt of the universe. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2662 Holy shit, a vacuum! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2663 Commander Syzygy, deploy the simulated rapture. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2664 That street sweeper is outta this world. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2665 Sucks to be us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2666 So that's why I often feel like I live in a vacuum! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2667 I guess they don't plan on electric cars becoming the norm any time soon 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2668 No we're not interested in buying a new vacuum thank you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2669 I know outer space is a vacuum but REALLY?? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2670 It's the damn Marrs twins, they got it for their birthdays. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2671 They do live in a vacuum 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2672 Maybe they just want the dog...? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2673 Run... it's the Deferred Action for Pet Arrivals patrol. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2674 Looks like Mars came up with a new recruiting tool. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2675 Sure, maybe they come in peace, but they're not off to a great start. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2676 It may be time for us to assess our lives in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2677 I think we really better clean up after Spot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2678 Well, actually, it's not so funny this time. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2679 Quick show them your poop bags! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2680 Well, this certainly sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2681 Multitasking. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2682 I cleaned this planet all by myself last week - stop complaining! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2683 Is it hoovering or hovering? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2684 As frightened dogs bark louder, ''Dusty'' was transported by the ''Hooverians'' to their hermit Kingdom. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2685 And the Heavens spoke....."Clean up this Mess!" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2686 It is a bit loud, but I like how they do the doggy clean up these days! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2687 ...and then they disappeared into a vacuum... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2688 Shouldn't they incinerate us first? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2689 Don’t worry, Fifi will protect us.” 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2690 It's 'Our Man in Havana' all over again 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2691 Oh, I get it now... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2692 Last week the swamp-drainer, this week the bog-buster 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2693 something tells me they come in peace.... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2694 Stop barking Chester, it's only an Electrolux drone. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2695 This sucks! We picked-up the poop, didn't we? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2696 Aha! It was never really a tractor beam! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2697 Ignore it. The government doesn't want us to get all swept up in this UFO thing. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2698 Darn! Must be another one of those auto correct mistakes. I meant hover vot hoover. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2699 Those autonomous cars will suck you right in... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2700 I think it is clogged. Must be a hair ball. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2701 north korea moves in on another pentagon monopoly 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2702 The governor may have gone a bit overboard with his new clean air initiative. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2703 Your name is Buster? Funny... mine is Duster. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2704 Relax...there's two of them and three of us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2705 See Marge, I told you I called for a Uber pickup 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2706 At last our dog Kirby is trying to protect us!! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2707 Is this what you meant when you said suck your problems? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2708 Honey, when we get home remind me to take out the Swiffer. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2709 So Hooverians really do exist! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2710 I thought they were cleaning our house. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2711 Hoovercraft. The new pooper scooper. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2712 Eureka! Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2713 One of us should go, just as an earth-friendly gesture. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2714 Cleaning up the mess in the world 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2715 Wow! Hovering and hoovering at the same time! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2716 I always wondered why nature abhorred a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2717 Quiet Scottie, it's just one of those new Hoovercrafts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2718 Dinner! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2719 It picks up pet hair and is much more portable than the upright model. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2720 These aliens really suck. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2721 Well, obviously, they come from the vacuum of space. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2722 I thought I heard one of the cats shout ‘Eureka!’ the other day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2723 That really sucks. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2724 So that’s why he barks at it. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2725 Is there amything that does't suck? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2726 Uh oh. This is really going to suck. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2727 I knew there must be life on other planets, but this sure sucks! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2728 We should never have named him Hoover. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2729 What if the extension cord gets unplugged? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2730 Do they think we're just a bunch of suckers? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2731 I knew that beam of light nonsense was too far fetched! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2732 THE EPA HATES DIRT. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2733 Great, finally proof of extraterrestrials and it sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2734 This doesnt taste like the indian food from the truck on 23 st. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2735 It's the vacuum of space. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2736 Good thing I didn't go on that diet after all. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2737 I told you we shouldn't have gone the week without showering. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2738 The concept that space is a vacuum must be more universal than we thought. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2739 Endust...? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2740 I think it may be a Hoover. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2741 Now I get why they say, "Space is a vacuum." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2742 Ok Edna, maybe we do live in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2743 Well, that sucks. I can't believe it left early. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2744 They came from a Dyson Sphere. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2745 Look, Carla! It's the intergalactic model of my Grandma's Hoover! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2746 Bob fatally believed that Buddy’s years of battle with the vacuum would save them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2747 Yes, I'm scared...but I think it's a Dyson. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2748 So that's why he hates the vacuum. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2749 "Look Duke, it's the Hoover vacuum blimp." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2750 You were right, Cmdr. Lctrolx. Human nature abhors a vacuum 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2751 Guess who wants to drain the swamp now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2752 He's always hated the sound of the vacuum cleaner. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2753 The meaning of Life. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2754 Aliens really suck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2755 It's either Compliance or Accounting, I can't tell yet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2756 Bad luck. A half-naked mermaid comes out of the dishwasher. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2757 Why? Natural light and free electricity. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2758 How the canine still views your chic Dyson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2759 Don't worry, they're only here to "drain the swamp". 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2760 Come, the next town over has niche cafes with Wi-Fi. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2761 Alexa is taking over everything. I had to switch to the toaster. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2762 No way that's natural. Nature abhors those things. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2763 It's about time they cleaned up City Hall. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2764 The wizard and balloon left with the last administration. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2765 No Lucille, I clearly told them that we need airport pick up tomorrow. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2766 They say they come in peace. Just want to clean up some dirty politics. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2767 Well, this explains a lot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2768 Let's keep looking, no one back home would believe these ones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2769 And I always thought alien abductions don't happen in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2770 WTF? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2771 They didn't wait for the Electrolux patent to run out. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2772 Hopefully it's some Augmented Reality thing 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2773 You cut the leash, and I'll nab the doggy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2774 Look! Its a bird... No its A plane... No !! its UFO gotscha.... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2775 Noo-Noo, it looks like we're toast! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2776 I know you wanted me to suck up, but this is ridiculous. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2777 This is the last time I let you talk me into taking a discount airline. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2778 All I said was Dyson sucks! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2779 I had a feeling this day was going to suck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2780 Thank goodness the dog has been training for this day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2781 Yes, it's their flying saucer 2.0, Apple's having an influence on them, too. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2782 Up your nose with a rubber hose! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2783 Is your atmosphere a vacuum? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2784 I've always been a sucker for dogs. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2785 Tesla, it isn't. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2786 I guess Betsy DeVos can't give up her other job. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2787 Amazing! Just as I'd imagined when playing with our hoover as a kid! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2788 So all this time Fluffy was calling home. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2789 Don't worry about the dog, we have a HEPA filter. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2790 How'd they get that thing to go cordless? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2791 These "Dog Waste Laws" are really getting out of control. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2792 Ross, remember that giant sucking sound you heard.... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2793 No, it sounded more like, "die soon". 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2794 It's North Korea's secret weapon. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2795 Well I'll be Hoovered!" -or- "What is that hoovering over us? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2796 Well, there goes the anal probe conspiracy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2797 It'll be nice to live in a new vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2798 So that's why they say, "Martians suck!" 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2799 So I can stop caring the plastic bags? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2800 These guys leave no fingerprints. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2801 See? You always said his fear of the noise was irrational. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2802 This outsourced environmental cleanup is even more inefficient than I suspected. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2803 Beam them up Captain Kirby. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2804 Elon Mus-clean the universe. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2805 The anti-dog bias in this neighborhood really sucks! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2806 No sweet pea, that does not explain the "vacuum of space"! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2807 Space isn't just any old vacuum—it's a Hoover™ 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2808 Alexa, do something about that yapping dog. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2809 Eureka! In space....No one can hear you clean! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2810 Is this what empathy feels like? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2811 Can a cow fit through that? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2812 Nature isn't the only one who abhors a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2813 Talk about symbiotic ecology- they've invented a dog-poop powered space ship! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2814 What did you mean when you said his tax reforms would only benefit us in a vacuum? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2815 I thought they would be more advanced 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2816 Who negotiated this oxygen trade treaty? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2817 I told you not to cancel the pet mobile service contract. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2818 "Are they in for a surprise when Fido's 'gift' clogs their flux-capacitor"! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2819 So what do you think came first, the vacuum cleaner or the extraterrestrial vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2820 They must be concerned about our carbon footprint 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2821 It's not like I didn't tell you to bring the pet hair attachment. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2822 Let's hide under a couch. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2823 My uncle used to own a vacuum just like that! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2824 That’s a relief. I was always worried the aliens were using some new teleporting system for their abductions. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2825 It that thing hoovering or hovering? I get them confused. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2826 Look, Jim! It must be a Dyson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2827 I did not know that Dyson made a UFO! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2828 We will have to make this decision in a vacuum! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2829 Well, I guess if the wall couldn't be built... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2830 Well, outer space is a vacuum, ya know. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2831 You moved the car to the Tuesday side, right? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2832 I think he prefers we carry poop bags, that device is rather scary. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2833 God, why'd we get stuck with clean up. This infestation is horrible. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2834 What's the superior one saying? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2835 I guess peace treaties don't mean much to the Dysonians. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2836 That flying saucer sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2837 Honey, I'll turn the nozzle toward the vaccuum and it will suck itself up. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2838 It's the new collection machine from I R S. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2839 Is this it? I always thought an alien abduction would be more exciting. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2840 Oh no! We got the wrong address again! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2841 Well, this might suck! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2842 He tried to warn us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2843 Err, Ernestine? No worries, but evidently we're being pooper-scoopered off planet. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2844 Really? A rule follower all my life and this is how it ends? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2845 Finally! A service that will pick up after our dog! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2846 I guess their living room is bigger than ours. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2847 Guess he's done draining the swamp. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2848 Hoover a little lower Baldac 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2849 Wow, does this suck, or what? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2850 Testing consumer products on humans has gotten so brazen lately! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2851 I told you those Roombas were getting too smart. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2852 Spaceship Operator: "It's a Dyson. They can't hear us." 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2853 Uh-oh, this sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2854 Oh, no, we have to go home!....I thought they said, "ALLENS ....OUT OF THIS WORLD CLEANING. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2855 "Look Dear, automatic Pooper Scooper. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2856 Since the wind blows I'm guessing that sucks? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2857 Vacuum us up, Scottie!! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2858 Calm down, Arfie, it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2859 Remember hearing that space is a vacuum? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2860 Looks like the City's Pooper Scooper Department means business this year. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2861 Alien vacuum abhorring nature 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2862 Quick, drop all your pennies on the sidewalk! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2863 Someone should tell them there are much better models on the market these days. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2864 What have you done with all our little ones? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2865 That loud sucking sound you hear is our trip to Florida going out the window. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2866 They've been stealing our advanced technology for years. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2867 Our dog barks too when Myra pulls out the vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2868 It's nice that we don't have to poopy scoop anymore since our tax dollars finally started working for us. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2869 Honey, we can't live our lives in a vacuum. Whoa, hold that thought! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2870 I guess her mother-in-law is visiting 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2871 Apparently anyone can adopt a park these days. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2872 I don't know, hon, maybe it's a rechargeable one. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2873 This invasion sucks! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2874 I don't know. A UFO from Planet Hoover? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2875 Natural selection at its finest. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2876 Radical Environmentalists. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2877 Oh, yeah I have there's a vacuum in space! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2878 It's a great place for a youngster to live. Try the little geni next door. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2879 It's trying to drain the wrong swamp. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2880 Quick! Brush Sparky so we can clog the nozzle if it comes near us! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2881 I'm sure my mother put them up to this. She was a fanatic about dog hair. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2882 Whatever happened to 'Beam me up, Scottie'? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2883 Must be out of the vacuum of space. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2884 Hit the reverse button and we will Home in a minute. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2885 Space travel must have become easier when they generalized to vacuum travel. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2886 Wow, there really IS a vacuum in space! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2887 O.K. they got suction power, but they are still light years away from being a real threat. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2888 See? I told you he just goes berserk around vacuums. But you were saying... 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2889 Ross Perot was right! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2890 There's gotta be a better way to make America great again 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2891 Would it be rude to cross the street? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2892 This Is What We Get For Reporting a Russian Hacker 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2893 All these years, he tried to warn us! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2894 I liked it better when we were just trying to land on the moon. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2895 We never should have agreed to try immersion therapy. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2896 Quick! Hide under that bloodstain! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2897 Wouldn't have thought karma would be so literal 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2898 Is this your Amazon order? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2899 Their planet has a very strict dog poop cleanup policy. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2900 Could this have something to do with the disappearance of moderate Republicans? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2901 Ah yes, that’s Secy. Price on another business trip on his Dyson Electric. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2902 One small sample for us - One giant suck for our kind. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2903 I appreciate the retro style, but it's just not sucking me in. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2904 So, Ruffus wasn't a coward, but a foreseer? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2905 Ha! Beem me up sucka! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2906 Told you aliens suck. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2907 I see the Republican Party has upgraded to root cyclone technology. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2908 The city’s new contract for trash pick up seems to need some refinements. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2909 I knew this walk was going to suck 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2910 They think we are illegal immigrants. They should use that hose to drain the swamp on the other side of the hill. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2911 That must be the Vacuum of Space. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2912 Deliverance! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2913 Must be a Mastercraft. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2914 He always barks at vacuum cleaners. Especially, flying ones. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2915 It looks like we will be leaving this planet 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2916 Just suck it up! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
2917 That giant sucking sound is us leaving the planet. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
2918 I've seen the afterlife, and quite frankly, it sucks. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
2919 The evolution of Dyson is complete 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2920 I just said 'Hovering Hoover' ten times fast. Wanna try? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2921 Scotties worst nightmare come true. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2922 I finally get what Rex has been barking about. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2923 Well would you look up there? That is one big fucking vacuum cleaner! We are really fucked if we get sucked up into that thing. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
2924 Looks like the aliens have found a new way to beam us up. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
2925 The Joneses are at it again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2926 The latest solution to Climate Change 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2927 The weather today sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2928 It's like a sauna in there. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2929 I was wondering why all the signs reminding us to pick up after Fido had been taken down. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2930 My training as a weatherman says we're heading for a low pressure area! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2931 Oh, crap! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2932 You forgot the bags again, didn't you? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2933 Please step away from the parapet. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2934 It must be a hooverboard. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2935 I wonder if it comes in Harvest Gold, too? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2936 This totally sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2937 omg, it's mom. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2938 well Noah, it looks like we missed a couple. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2939 MIT pranksters annual dachshunds roundup. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2940 Looks like the tractor beam is broken. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2941 Oh so THAT'S why they're all bald and shiny. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2942 So that's why it's your arch nemesis. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2943 Final cleaning for the new tenants. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2944 Isn't this a little out of scope for a Hoover comeback? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2945 The aliens from Roomba! Run! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2946 "It must be powered by some advanced form of energy and really long extension cords"! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2947 I hear the new Hoover really sucks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2948 The Sleep-apnea Gods have arrived. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2949 This is not how I imagined experiencing the vacuum of space. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2950 We come in peace. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2951 Oh, wow. This really sucks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2952 I told you Harry, all vacuums are not the same. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2953 I told you it would work. Now, we lure'em to the rugs. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2954 What's his uber rating again? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2955 They claim to be ambassadors of empty space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2956 Global warming really sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2957 The dogs were right! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2958 And we always thought they were smarter than us! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2959 That sucks - big time! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2960 Trump designed it for Hillary supporters. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2961 I told you not to be so nasty to the cleaning lady. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2962 You could try sucking up to it! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2963 Until now I never believed in alien absuction. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2964 To be fair, Roscoe, I think the truth lies somewhere between 'I told you so' and 'The Dog Who Barked Vacuum' 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2965 Okay, so how do they empty the bags? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2966 Outsourcing may make Mars more homey. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2967 Is that a Dyson or a Hoover? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2968 Ever since the mob made peace with the martians the city's leaf collection system hasn't been the same. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2969 At least they did not send in the upright this time 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2970 That? Oh, they're fund-raising for the next space flight." 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2971 Boy, this situation really sucks! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2972 A hovering Hoover? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2973 I guess I won the auction on eBay.... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2974 Let's go. You know how much Scruffy abhors a vacuum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2975 Darn, it's Bertha and Henry again collecting for the block party. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2976 But how does it work on carpets? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2977 Watch out! That thing sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2978 Well, Trump got another one right! Mars sucks! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2979 I'm glad it isn't an upright! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2980 Think of how much we save on Cooper's poop bags. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2981 Is that 'My Way' blasting from the speakers? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
2982 Hey, is that the new hoover craft. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2983 That thing makes me feel like a speck of dust! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2984 Relax, we're just in Fido's worst nightmare. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2985 I guess they've moved from saucers to small electrical appliances. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2986 Take us to your leader 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2987 I hope they find their way to Hollywood. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2988 Best damn 'pooper scooper' I've ever seen. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2989 I told you, pooper scooper laws are universal. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2990 Hurray! The Aliens ave selected us as 'couple of the week' to escape Trump-land! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2991 It,s okay, Fido. It’s just James Dyson and Elon Musk fooling around again! Elon musk.? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2992 Ahhh! Now I understand the dog. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2993 We should have listened to him in the first place. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2994 Maybe they have parts for our old Electrolux. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2995 You SUCK! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2996 I hear the return trip is via garbage disposal. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2997 Huh, that oughta fix the litter problem 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
2998 I guess Trump hired out of this world cheap labor cost to drain the swamp. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2999 That thing sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3000 I suppose it's a visual pun for "the vacuum of space". 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3001 My worst fears have come true 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3002 I'm feeling Electro-unlucky. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3003 It reminds me of when they used to sell those door-to-door. The salesman would throw junk on the floor, then suck it up. The dog always barked like crazy. I haven't thought of that in years. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3004 Don't worry Martha. This is just United Airlines's way of recruiting passengers. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3005 Don't worry Maggie, it's one of Elon Musk's Hoovercrafts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3006 Alien drones suck 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3007 Next time, drop us off at Costco. They honor all returns. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3008 Do they really think we live in a vacuum? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3009 Ethyl, Maurice and their dog Rip just disappeared into the vacuum of space and time. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3010 Our poor little Poopsie barks at EVERYTHING! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3011 No barking, Max. They pick up after you too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3012 Somehow, I don't want to shout, "Eureka, it's space aliens." 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3013 Do you still love me to the moon and back? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3014 Your new flying machine sucks! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3015 Even the Martians are sucking up to Trump. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3016 Didn't I say the toasters were just the beginning? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3017 Look! It's one of them new Hoovercraft 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3018 I think they want us to take them to our leader. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3019 I told you to stop saying "suck it up"! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3020 No, we cannot take you to our leader. I can give you directions to the nearest Buddy’s Discount Carpet. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3021 You never know what Global Warming will come up with next, amiright? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3022 Someone's taking "the vacuum of space" a little too literally. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3023 You guys suck. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3024 ...and thus the total annihilation of earth by the alien invaders was thwarted. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3025 Show us your Green Card 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3026 Hope they have a HEPA filter! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3027 Oh no, not them again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3028 You say"Hover", I say "Hoover". Either way Bob, this sucks.... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3029 It's that damn Hoover 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3030 No matter- that's the vacuum in space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3031 Earth, your Deus Ex Machina has arrived! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3032 I hope you changed the HEPA filter. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3033 Remember-our leader said there are good haters, too. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3034 Have you ever read A Prayer For Owen Meany? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3035 Headin' South, he said we'd hear this giant sucking sound. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3036 My mother always told me that damn thing was possessed. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3037 Let's see how it does with pet odors and hair. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3038 This time, Rover, I think you've got a point! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3039 I sure hope that thing is not plugged in. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3040 Looks like a Hoover Craft. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3041 They said it would pick up anything. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3042 This is why I prefer cats. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3043 That Dyson guy just can't leave well enough alone. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3044 Whoa. I always heard outer space was a vacuum, I just never… 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3045 Are you sure we chose the right method of abduction? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3046 That's depressing 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3047 Looks like we can sell the rake. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3048 Yes, I know, but doesn't globalization mean you can dump it anywhere? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3049 I know just how Nature feels. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3050 I guess the Mayor really meant it when he pledged to clean up this neighborhood. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3051 Evolution has changed the drones much faster than it did the animals. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3052 This is _so_ going to suck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3053 Wow, a hovering hoover, no one will ever believe us. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3054 That's the giant sucking sound to round up all undocumented 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3055 He always barks when I vacuum, too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3056 O.K., its now official. We 'are' the dirt of the Universe. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3057 This Hoovercraft is so outdated. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3058 I told you I'd booked the groomers! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3059 Air travel sucks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3060 Don't worry - it'll take 'em two years to develop one that can reach us. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3061 Fear not Fido, the Vacuum Planet only seeks dust bunnies! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3062 Man, those aliens suck! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3063 Oh no! Get your papers out! The ICE is making another sweep! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3064 Hey Alien, you suck! Run Midge... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3065 Hey, isn’t that Smokey and Princess up there?! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3066 Unlike the original DeLorean, this newer version runs on a mere .605 airwatts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3067 This isn't going to end well. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3068 Pet hair is all we are picking up today. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3069 Take a hit for the team, and suck it up, man. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3070 Don't worry, he's curbed! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3071 Let's see if he can convince his base that the new 'Air Force One' doesn't suck... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3072 This new healthcare plan looks like it’s really going to suck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3073 I told you the whole thing sucks 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3074 Can you please pick up his poop? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3075 Wow, our dog knew all along. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3076 Dyson does is again 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3077 War of the Worlds, George Jetson style 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3078 Now turn the ship into the emails they never responded to and watch the other two freak out. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3079 Have at it. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3080 Do you ever feel like we're nothing but tiny dust motes in the vast universe? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3081 This redefines 'the vacuum of space' big time. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3082 Well, that sure sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3083 Out of the blue of the Western sky cames skyvac ! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3084 Isn't that your grandmother's Electrolux? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3085 He's trained his entire life for this moment. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3086 I told you having to walk the dog every day would suck 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3087 I knew I shouldn't have slammed the door in their face. 'Ok, We'll buy one of your sucky vacuum cleaners then'. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3088 I think this is gonna suck 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3089 Those illegal aliens...now they're really cleaning up! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3090 Suck, probe...what's the difference? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3091 Oh No. It's Scientology meets Graham Green 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3092 Mid-century design is more widespread than I had previously thought. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3093 It's the great pooper-scooper in the sky! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3094 I never thought I'd die in the vacuum of space! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3095 I called a Pooper Black they pick up faster. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3096 It's the president's hurricane clean-up committee. Quick, tweet directions for Google maps. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3097 So that's what's meant by "Suck it up"! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3098 YOUR brother said he invented a new pooper scooper, "WHAT A psycho. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3099 I hope it's a Dyson. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3100 They've finally changed the Great Filter. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3101 The president has announced that they are seeking residents of the American congress. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3102 Nice to see they're sharing the housework. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3103 Oh, this really sucks! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3104 But can it do hard wood floors? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3105 Low Incoming...uber Dyson 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3106 Actually the world needs to be cleaned up 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3107 Before you get too excited, you should know: those guys kinda suck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3108 I heard space is a vacuum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3109 You have to wonder about the probe... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3110 Oh stop whining and just suck it up. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3111 I saw the same model at Macy's. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3112 Excuse me, we’re a little lost, could you give us directions to the giant weed field that is burning? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3113 We swear! We always pick up the doodie...we just forgot the bag at home." 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3114 This explains our schnauzer's disappearance last month. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3115 I've been expecting Project Blue Beam holograms to appear in the sky disguised as Jesus, aliens, or a giant peach, but aliens in a vacuum cleaner? Seriously? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3116 See, I told you Dyson's electric car would suck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3117 Well, now it makes sense. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3118 Dont be alarmed, earthlings. We are simpy taking you to Hoover dam. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3119 Another reason for nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3120 See, he's been warning us about vacuum cleaners all these years. And we thought it was just because of the high-pitched noise. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3121 They must have an older model without the tractor beam upgrade 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3122 I guess this proves to you, once and for all, that no vacuum beats our 50-year-old Electrolux. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3123 War of the Worlds: Dyson vs. Dachshund 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3124 Edith it looks like the poop patrol budget is out of this world. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3125 Oh no, not again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3126 Suckoff 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3127 I wonder if they recycle? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3128 Walking my dog is my cover for meeting my contact in the park. Only I don't know who he is. I was only told to give the secrets to "Our Man in Havana". 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3129 Did you log on to that security site by Equifax? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3130 REMEMBER, just not the orange one. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3131 Where can I get a good hairpiece to go with my loud mouth?! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3132 Sorry, Earthlings. Our Takata Tractor Beam has been recalled. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3133 I always thought aliens sucked but c'mon. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3134 When those aliens invaded, they really cleaned up. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3135 Don't worry, honey. It's a Dyson. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3136 Finally, a Dyson drone. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3137 Thank goodness we have Toby with us... 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3138 Do you think cleaning up the environment includes people? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3139 It's no Dyson. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3140 I told you we should've picked up after the dog! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3141 That's gonna suck up a LOT of PUSS... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3142 Oh great, the first time we see a UFO it’s an Unidentified Flying Obsessive. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3143 They are getting aggressive with the scooper regulation enforcement. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3144 Rufus, your barking has gone too far. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3145 Your way of capturing earthlings really sucks. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3146 Pip's recurring nightmare caused by too many Pup-peroni's 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3147 They've finally come to clean up our mess! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3148 That reminds me, you promised you'd vacuum the downstairs carpeting before we go on vacation this Friday! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3149 I could say that this situation really blows, but that would be ironic. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3150 Hey, you missed a spot in Rumania! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3151 Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get. And that includes human-sucking extraterrestrial aliens. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3152 I told you this town sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3153 It's just a publicity stunt for the the new War of the Worlds movie, sponsored by Hoover. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3154 The government outsourced the Pooper Vac contract. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3155 We still recommend that dog owners use a pooper scooper. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3156 Rumor has it that they won't leave until they find Elon Musk. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3157 I told you this direction sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3158 Hey Zoot, did you remember to change the HEPA filter? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3159 This alters my concept of the vacuum of space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3160 So the IRS has finally caught up with us!! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3161 At this point I'd just go willingly. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3162 I guess I don't have to bring a bag on the walk today! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3163 Should we Hoover them up? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3164 Does this life suck or what? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3165 They say they won't move in until they clean it up a bit. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3166 I wonder if they do windows? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3167 Well, we sorta like the Earth. I bet your planet sucks! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3168 They've been brought in to clean the Astro Turf! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3169 In space, no one can hear you vacuum. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3170 That's the last of 'em! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3171 Aliens deporting aliens. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3172 We are about to be sucked into the vacuum of space. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3173 We're about to be Hoovered. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3174 Maybe they'll be happy if we just offer up the dog 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3175 The one in the lead must be in charge. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3176 Eureka!? More like Electrolux. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3177 We left the apartment to get away from the vacuum. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3178 Greg knew in that moment, things were really really going to suck. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3179 It's about time the city cleaned up these streets. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3180 Abduction by Electrolux 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3181 See? Even alien life sucks! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3182 I told you we should have brought a bigger attachment. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3183 That spaceship sucks. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3184 "Well, doesn't this suck". 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3185 Maybe they're not dog people. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3186 They can't be that advanced, look at the design of their vacuum cleaner. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3187 Looks like Dirt Devil is trying to outdo Dyson's electric car. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3188 How strange. How bizarre. I think we're in her doggy dream. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3189 I always thought they were known as a hover craft not a Hoover Craft 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3190 Perfect timing! Amazon’s new pooper-scooper. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3191 Well, this fucking sucks! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3192 It's the IRS's new flying enforcement canister. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3193 Did you put the right filter? We need them intact for the ransom. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3194 You don't agree with the ethics of abducting alien beings? Just suck it up! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3195 Good to see they've got those aliens keeping the streets clean, anyway. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3196 Oh, so that's what they mean by the vacuum of space... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3197 Do you think it's a Hoover craft? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3198 'The Russians are coming!! The Russians are coming!!' 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3199 What demographic do you think they are trying to contact? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3200 Don't their engineers know that nature abhors a vacuum? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3201 See, I told you not to worry about forgetting the baggie. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3202 We'll be fine, Ethyl. I don't see any additional attachments. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3203 It’s the new Dyson! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3204 It's rhe Rapture 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3205 Let's land, I'm tired of working in a vacuum! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3206 This TaskAlien service is really catching on. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3207 It got an excellent review on CNET. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3208 Sparkies worse nightmare 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3209 It's the same make and model as ours. We have nothing to worry about. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3210 So long and thanks for all the treats 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3211 I assume he'll want to build another wall. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3212 Haven't seen this type of UFO since Hoover was in office. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3213 Now that's a clean first contact. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3214 That’s the Hoover vacuum of space. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3215 Elon Musk lent us his old street cleaner. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3216 What's so funny? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3217 Sorry, I only accept apprenticeship applications for "electrical." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3218 Clearly you are rubbing me the wrong way. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3219 It's the litter patrol! They've been following us. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3220 It's those damn cats again! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3221 Yes, djinn take vacations too. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3222 This CLEANS something. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3223 Oh, yeah, those are guys from Planet Electrolux, I've heard good things about them. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3224 Is it bagless? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3225 Here they come for our taxes... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3226 I can't be more specific. Use your imagination. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3227 Why us, honey? For we are dust, and to dust we shall return. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3228 What!? This is everything I always wanted! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3229 If I told you once, I told you a dozen times, someday we'll have to pay for not picking up after Muffie. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3230 I think Amazon has gone a bit too far. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3231 I don't know what it is- Let's go up there and take a look! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3232 It's a Unidentified Vacuuming Object! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3233 If you don't pick up Fido's poop, city sanitation crews will do so -- but it’ll really cost you. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3234 We can't watch this anymore. We are here to clean this mess up. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3235 Beam them up, Scotty. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3236 You humans have made of mess of planet Earth! It's time for us Martians to clean you out. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3237 Elon Musk has lowered his sights a little. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3238 WTS... What The Suck? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3239 Would thou want eggos or pop tarts? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3240 We're looking for the corner store? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3241 What does Mr. "I'm not so sure that I agree that space is a vacuum" say now? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3242 After all the political gamesmanship, it wasn't NAFTA, after all. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3243 I hope they clean up the White House. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3244 Take me to your vacuum cleaner. We come in peace. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3245 It sucks! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3246 hoovercraft 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3247 Being abducted really sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3248 Take me to your Dyson! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3249 A giant vacuum? That sucks! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3250 Abductions wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so undignified. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3251 Not to worry. Little Scotty always gets upset by vacuum cleaners. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3252 It's just the Hoover Cannister Blimp 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3253 This is gonna suck worse than an M. Night Shyamalan alien invasion. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3254 It's a Hovering Hoover! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3255 Does that answer your teleportation question? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3256 Just how were aliens granted the Make-America-Clean-Again contract? Easy...it got strong WH support, optioning Trump a lifetime exclusive to Mars golf property and free private jet travel. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3257 And we think we have problems with budget cuts. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3258 OMG. Dyson has colonized Mars. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3259 Bruno has never liked vacuum sweepers. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3260 I would've thought they had a cordless. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3261 I expected an upright and brush attachment. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3262 Do you think it's set for grass, not cement? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3263 We are draining the swamp. It won't cost you a penny. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3264 The newest fad sweeping the nation 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3265 The universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3266 I heard of a vacuum in space, but this is ridiculous! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3267 So much for all that mumbo jumbo about not being able to fly in a vacuum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3268 The dog abhors a vacuum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3269 Independence Day: The Movie, staring Dog Hanks 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3270 That must be the new MOM drone that's been in the news. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3271 The Trump 3000 blower/vac. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3272 A new high in aggressive panhandling. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3273 You turn off the stove? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3274 This literally sucks. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3275 I think there's a TA bus caught in the hose. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3276 Leave the dog, take the cannoli's 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3277 I didn't know Hoovers could hover! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3278 Maybe they're here for an alien abssuction. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3279 Quick, before they find a corner! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3280 Oh no, not the creatures from the planet Dyson again... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3281 Idiots! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3282 I guess we should pay more attention to Max’s fears around the house. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3283 Just so you know, after a third wish I'll be toast. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3284 It all changed when the fire nation attacked 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3285 I think this is really going to suck 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3286 I told you that wall wouldn’t keep away good help. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3287 Just get the dog! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3288 First they came for the slobs. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3289 I told you to clean up after him. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3290 Let's hope they forgot to empty it. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3291 Aliens from the planet Electrolux. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3292 How many times do I have to tell you to put the vacuum away when you are done? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3293 Don't worry Spot, in this Trump administration metaphor you're not black, arab, or hispanic. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3294 Take the master. Let his servants. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3295 I told you to get our spacecraft designed by Dyson the PHYSICIST!! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3296 Don't bark, Muffin, its just the post office sucking at delivering the mail. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3297 Nature does about-face on abhorring a vacuum. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3298 I told you cleaning up the yard could wait. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
3299 Who would have thought that cleaning up the galaxy includes disposing of Rex's disgusting chewy toy? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3300 Martians, they're here less than a year, talk about pulling yourself up by the boot straps. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3301 I feel safe now, knowing the Pentagon is working on a pooper-scooper. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3302 This sucks; they have decided to exercise the Hoover craft option! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3303 Hold still. They're only interested if you move like a dust bunny. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3304 I don't speak vaccuum. Do you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3305 So, about when I told you there'd be heavy winds... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3306 The President did say that he was going to clean up the planet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3307 It's really wedged in there. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3308 That sound we thought was a chew toy caught in the Hoover was obviously a cry for reinforcements 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
3309 You can always tell an Electroluxian scoutship. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3310 I'd heard about the space vacuum-- I didn't know it was like this! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
3311 See, I told you I heard a giant sucking sound! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3312 Why there'll be no dogs in heaven after The Rapture. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3313 Sorry! I thought the button said "hover"! Well, I wonder what it does! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3314 If you use the last poop bag, replace the roll. This is the last time I'm going to remind you. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
3315 I sucked-up at the office. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
3316 You're right. That two seater is a sportier model. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3317 I told you to buy a Dyson, but no ... 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
3318 Take me to your Feeder! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
3319 I think they come to clean. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3320 We're not that dirty! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3321 You'd think he never saw a tail before. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3322 The vacuum of outer space. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3323 Yeah, great, but can you offset that piece of strings that wraps around the innards? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3324 They haven't gone green yet. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3325 Remember, the wizard of oz had a good ending. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3326 I thought you said "Our Man in Havana" was a satire! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3327 Uber really took their rebranding seriously. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3328 These Hipster aliens are really ruining the abduction process! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3329 I always told you Martians suck. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3330 I hope that has a HEPA filter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3331 I tried to warn you! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3332 How long can a Hoover hover? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3333 Of course I recognize them. They're from the planet Electrolux. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3334 I know him from work. He's such a suck-up! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3335 Suck it up, Buttercup! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3336 Somebody said: "I wish bagels didn't get stuck in here." That wasn't you, Master? OK, you still have tree wishes. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3337 Quiet Max, Swiss Tourism is filming a new TV commercial. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3338 First we get that Earth creature Rover, the only one who knew of our invasion plan all along! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3339 Well, you have to admit they have a point. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3340 Looks like the Church of Scientology is seeking new members. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3341 Great! Elon Musk's latest -- a space vacuum. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3342 Oh no Toto, it's the Hoover Craft! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3343 " Uh oh! Suction Abduction! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3344 Our leader? Sorry, president Hoover died years ago. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3345 Looks like they got their scouting reports on this planet wrong--us TWO-legged creatures don't cower in fear of those things. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3346 Our trash is their treasure 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3347 I thought, "Beam me up, Scotty." would be more high tech. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3348 Death from below. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3349 I don't know why they are but their technology sucks! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3350 It charges wirelessly. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3351 Well, this may suck. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3352 Hey! They stole our Kickstarter! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3353 Don't worry, I've seen this episode and it works out in the end. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3354 Calm down Fido! They've come to clean the swamp. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3355 Look! The mole men have returned. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3356 Greetings! We come from the vacuum of space 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3357 " I wish we could get the Good Year Blimp back " ! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3358 Thirty years ago, mine didn't fly, but the dog barked at it. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3359 Looks like another undocumented immigrant. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3360 I can't remember. Is it spelled HOOVER or HOVER? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3361 Oh no, now he's really going to have issues with the vacuum cleaner! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3362 The city sure is getting creative with all that street cleaning outsourcing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3363 Should we resist? That's big right now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3364 Who'd a thought smart vacuum cleaners would achieve world domination. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3365 Sucks to be us right now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3366 oh no, the poop patrol!, 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3367 Those Native Milky-Wayans are VERY anti-drone. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3368 Do you think they know they just filled up their vacuum bag with anti-immigrant protesters? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3369 I haven't seen this gag since Spaceballs 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3370 Lord help us, the GOP finally passed their health care bill. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3371 Ok, ok, I'll clean up after my dog. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3372 And I always thought nature abhorred a vacuum. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3373 Global warming sucks. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3374 I guess our dog has a good reason to be scared of vacuums now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3375 Oh my, it's the revenge of our neglected canister vac! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3376 It's the congressional budget committee's new plan. They're collecting pennies from heaven. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3377 Where is Horton when we need him? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3378 And I thought we were living in a Vacuum! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3379 Sure, the toaster is an upgrade, but it's no coffee pot. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3380 Another illegal alien trying to suck off the system! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3381 Didn't I predict the abductions would be traced to a rogue suction hose? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3382 They sure don't make them like they used to. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3383 "I think they want the dog". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3384 Luckily that's the wrong attachment for sucking us up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3385 are they always going to rely on us to clean up their planet? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
3386 Those two as well. Oh, but leave that doggo though! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3387 Darn, naturalists from outer space. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3388 Where's the picture? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3389 I never imagined that aliens would be neat freaks. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3390 That's where Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young got us with their "We are stardust ... "! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3391 No, no,Thorg. Don't pick up that little thing on the rope. Remember, last time we didn't get any sleep for days on end with all that yapping. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3392 No, it doesn't surprise me one bit. I've always known they literally suck! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3393 I'll remind you again since it's your first day. Just get litter! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3394 Fasten your seatbelt, Hank. The Hillary pussy cat sweeper has been activated. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3395 ethnic cleansing according to alien far right 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3396 Suck it Up 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3397 I see the new pooper-scooper law went into effect. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3398 Steady, Martha--I think they're just after lint. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3399 Enough with the barking, Fritzie! It's probably just a weather balloon. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3400 Mother Nature really does hate us 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3401 Clear the runway. Here comes Sky Vac. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3402 Take us to your lead janitor. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3403 They're from the planet Lint. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3404 Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3405 These hoovering maneuverings sure get Missy riled. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3406 WHO knew? HE knew. That's who knew. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
3407 All are from the dust, and to dust all return. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3408 Rover may be right this time 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
3409 No dear, the vacuum of space is much higher. That's the vacuum of Maple St. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3410 Did we bring the poop bags? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3411 I told you we should have got our flu shots! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3412 Look, they're Hoovering over our town. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3413 The Sun, the moon, the billions of planets and the vacuum of space. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3414 That reminds me--we need new HEPA filter... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3415 It's going to take a lot more than one to clean up this bloody mess. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3416 After the tax reforms, they changed the name to Homeland Dust Removal. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3417 Did you ever hear of a planet called "Hoover"? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3418 Solar Brush Men 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3419 In the late 1950s a botched alien abduction led to a new design in vacuum cleaners. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3420 No matter what happens this is going to suck 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3421 (<- invisible caption) 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3422 I'll admit, I like the clean streets, but the superior attitude is getting out of hand. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3423 Drones suck. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3424 The government's new interstellar drive is powered by dog poop. Rex thinks he should get compensation. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3425 Hoover is back 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3426 The rapture! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3427 Did Elon Musk forget to turn off the vacuum?! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3428 You're paranoid. Just stop barking. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3429 I have no idea why the Martians need swamp water in the first place, but they’ve come to the right place. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3430 Honey, it's just the swamp sweeper. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3431 I guess we no longer have to pick up after Baxter. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3432 Can you believe Hoover got into the drone business 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3433 Isn't she lovely. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3434 Super-sizing and aviation stunts are not going to change preference for upright vacuums. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3435 Is it a Hoover or a Eureka ? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3436 It sure beats saving all those little plastic bags. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3437 That's them. Then we're done. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3438 Finally! We can get out of this dump! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3439 At least these guys don't take our jobs 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3440 Must be friendlies. They're sucking up. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3441 That REALLY sucks BIG time. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3442 my wife prefers the warmer climate. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3443 This should be strong enough to flatten Central Park. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3444 I told you this dog was to intelliget to de from this planet. They want him back. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3445 Error 2. Please clean flying object's motors. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3446 I tried to tell you! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3447 I always knew aliens suck! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3448 Finally, an administration that cares about the environment. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3449 Hang on to the leash. Their trying to beam up Scottie. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3450 They said space is a vacuum. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3451 Innovative dog poo removal has reached incredible heights! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3452 Space is a vacuum and the Earth sucks. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3453 They'll never clean up _our_ mess. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3454 So aliens do exist in a vacuum after all. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3455 Dyson has built a spaceship! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3456 Hold onto Sir Robin's leash tightly honey. These alien piloted vintage vacuums really make him uneasy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3457 They must think we're pieces of lint. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3458 Hear them out, their boarding rates may be worth considering. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3459 Here comes the drone pooper scooper....no worry about forgetting that bag at home again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3460 Didn't I tell you cleaning this planet wouldn't be easy? Now suck them up and let's go home. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3461 Quick, before they get to the corner! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3462 This takes cleaning space debris much too far 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3463 Nothing to fear. They're still trying to design a jet engine. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3464 Their leadership must suck, too. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3465 It’s only a typical UFO. The shape is just to make dogs bark. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3466 Damn it, Larry. This is not what I meant when I asked you to create a giant vacuum over Earth. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3467 Bigly alien sweep 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3468 That's the UFO they call "Suck It Up." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3469 They suck the smog out 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3470 That sucking sound is NAFTA 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3471 That reminds me, did you take out the garbage? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3472 How many times have I told you we can’t trust Yelp reviews for mobile dog groomers? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3473 Is that an Electrolux, would have thought they'd have a Dyson. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3474 Look, they're hoovering above us! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3475 Take us to your Hoover building. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3476 Try to look like a cat toy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3477 I don't want to ride in that thing. I have a dust allergy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3478 These aliens really suck. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3479 Are you sure we're disguised as the dominant species on the planet? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3480 Yes, Encounters of the Fourth Kind amount to "Suck Me Up, Scotty!" 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3481 It must be sent by Herbert Hoover to warn us about something. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3482 I told you they didn't come in peace. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3483 My God! Its the Flying Poop Sucker! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3484 They must have hacked Electrolux, by mistake... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3485 It looks like some kind of alien hoovercraft. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3486 Well, ..... you did say this neighborhood sucked. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3487 They must be here to replace our power vacuum. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3488 Something tells me we should wait until the poop is scooped. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3489 I told you he would drain the swamp! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3490 Hold on tight to the leash, here comes another Dyson electric car. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3491 Gladys, this may really suck! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3492 Strollers abhor a vacuum 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3493 There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3494 I told you to clean before the neighbors arrived. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3495 Look at those idiot aliens. Using old fashioned vacuum cleaners. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3496 I'm not sure wether they'll clean the dog park or the country. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3497 Well now, there's an interesting scientific twist on the vacuum of space... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3498 look it's a bird. No, it's a plane. NO, it's a vacuum? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3499 The cordless never has enough suction. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3500 See, I told you they'd invent something to fix climate change. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3501 Good. Our Hoober ride is here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3502 Have no fear! We come from the planet Felinea seeking kitty litter. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3503 Sorry, I do not hire illegal aliens—even if they bring their own vacuums. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3504 Did you remember to move the car last night? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3505 Heh, heh. Time to suck up your taxes, 0.01%..... Oh wait. That's not them. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3506 Life really sucks. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3507 Alien abduction never looked like this on the X-Files! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3508 Could be worse. At least it's not an upright. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3509 I promise, no more white thrash jokes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3510 I knew meeting a space alien would suck 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3511 I heard the EPA is experimenting with new industry friendly ways to address climate change. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3512 Hey! Hey! Keep away from my chicken bones! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3513 Don't worry, they're not from the planet Dyson. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3514 We're at risk of being Hooverwhelmed. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3515 Looks like the City Cleanup plan experienced a budget cut again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3516 While walking his dog James Murray Spangler gets the idea for his Electric Suction Sweeper. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3517 I know you said your mother wouldn't comment again on my housekeeping the next time she flew here, but.... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3518 And that's why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3519 Look here comes the modern e.t. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3520 Do you think they have a bug collection? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3521 They're about to find out that extraterrestrial life sucks too. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3522 I know, I now... never rent a Rug Doctor because you don't know where it's been. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3523 You'd think aliens were more creative. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3524 I'm not interested until they make a model with a cord. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3525 You've got that right. This sucks. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3526 I thought he only barked at the mailman. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3527 Look Phil. Your dream come true. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3528 Wow, I guess living in a vacuum is real. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3529 Our Leader is not named Electrolux. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3530 Revenge of the dust mites. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3531 Ignore it, it is all of what's left of that giant sucking sound toward Mexico. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3532 I told you dark energy was vacuum energy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3533 No, my dear, it has two "Os". It's the less successful Hoovercraft. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3534 Alien abduction with a retro-domestic spin? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3535 Huh, looks like the Martins picked up the new identified flying object... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3536 No worries. Its just Pelosi and Schumer asking for donations for the depleted DNC treasury. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3537 It sucks to be an Earthling today. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3538 They fled discrimination at home on Planet Hoover. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3539 Wow Mabel, Pookie was right about the threat of the deadly vacuum! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3540 So this is our only way to get Universal health care? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3541 Our new government really knows how to suck. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3542 It’s a hybrid Hoover craft 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3543 WHY SHOULD WE FARM OUT OUR POOPER-SCOOPER SERVICE ? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3544 I hear the IRS is trying a new collection method. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3545 Don't be alarmed, NASA hired them for hurricane relief. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3546 Isn't nice to live in the cleanest City in America? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3547 The future really sucks. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3548 Don't be afraid. We're cordless, bagless and pet friendly! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3549 And here we are without our towels. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3550 Always with the door-to-door. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3551 We'll have the yapster and her accomplices momentarily, Colonel Moonjab. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3552 Quick, tell them you already have a poop bag. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3553 Call for repairs our vacuum cleaner is blocked! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3554 I told you not to name her Dustbunny. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3555 What the hell is Elon Musk up to now? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3556 Should have paid more attention to the man inHavana. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3557 I'm one of the new Smart Genies. For wishes, please press or say "one". Para español, por favor oprime o diga el "dos". 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3558 They look like dust bunnies to me! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3559 I told you we should have picked up after the dog back there... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3560 Accomplishments from the Government. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3561 FYI Human nature abhors a vacuum. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3562 Imagine.....a world with no need for doggie poopy bags! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3563 I said "Siri"! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3564 If that's not Batman and Robin we have a situation! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3565 We need one of these furry creatures that leads the humans around and makes them pick up it's poop. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3566 Looks like it's time to change jobs. The robots have discovered the "giant sucking sound." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3567 I know this sucks, little yapper, but you're a gonner! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3568 We bagged it already, I swear! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3569 'It all went downhill when they started partnering with Hoover.' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3570 I don't care where they're from, they damn well better have a warrant 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3571 Far be it for me to say, "Suck me up, Scotty." 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3572 ... and all this time I thought that giant sucking sound going south was jobs going to Mexico. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3573 Look Dear, The handiest cleaner in America, the Hoovercraft. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3574 He's not a smart dog. They clean every other week, but he still barks like crazy. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3575 I keep telling you to suck it up. Someone's been eavesdropping! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3576 OH, goodness, Laura, look at the mouth on that thing! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3577 Better than going with an a upright, I suppose. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3578 Don't worry honey, it's just Kellyanne and Tom on their listening tour. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3579 Oh No.....the Carbon Emitters squad.... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3580 Cheesh...that thing's gonna suck the life right out of us! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3581 But he hasn't done anything yet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3582 I guess the Martians couldn't take the stink of our pollution any longer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3583 Look! It's ICE! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3584 Arrival of the Electroluxians. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3585 Watch out! The hovering Hoover is trying to dog-nap Rover! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3586 Electrolux '48 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3587 Right, the universe sucks. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3588 That doesn't look like a flying saucer! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3589 They're on to us. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3590 At least building the wall worked for awhile. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3591 -You barked up the wrong tree this time, dog. -Stop with the puns, we're trying to be intimidating -You suck at this 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3592 He said he was gonna clean up this town 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3593 He kept telling us this day would come. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3594 No big deal. Just aliens doing the work that Earthlings won't. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3595 And you thought we were living in a vacuum before. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3596 Is this what the North Koreans mean by "cleaning the world up?" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3597 I t old you alien absuction was real 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3598 Rumor has it that before they turned to evil they were just collecting dust. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3599 Finally, the city is doing something to clear the sky 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3600 Selling our greenhouse gas to the martians with the lowest bid is starting to seem a little one sided, wouldn't you say so honey? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3601 It's hoovering. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3602 Why did we always think they'd come in toaster ovens? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3603 The "U" in UFO means "Unidentified." That definitely is an FO from planet Hoover. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3604 Man, am I glad I wore a scarf. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3605 Flying vacuum! What is coming next? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3606 They say one dog pile equals 14 light years of fuel in that contraction. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3607 Holy suction, a hovering Hoover. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3608 Humans have such unrealistic views about our technology. This gets them every time! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3609 Told those vacuous clean freaks we'd start using a poop bag. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3610 The specimen collectors strike must be over. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3611 Hoover, we have a problem. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3612 It was always you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3613 'I told you they we couldn't come quietly' 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3614 I don't know...better check with the Mother ship. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3615 Hope they don't have OCD 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3616 It picks up after the dog 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3617 THE ONE ON THE COLRASDO IS THE HOOVER DAM./ THIS ONE HAS THER WORDS REVERSED. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3618 They've come because of Scott Pruitt's destruction of the EPA - sanitation engineers from Intergalactic Environmental Protection. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3619 You can't say she didn't try to warn us. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3620 We warned you to clean up after your dog. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3621 Whoa! Now I know how the cat feels. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3622 They're looking for the scum of the earth. Should we point them in the right direction? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3623 The weather today sucks. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3624 They're just jealous because Nature abhors them. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3625 Take me to your Feeder! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3626 Today's forecast includes wind up to 200 sucks per hour. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3627 If not a mutant elephant, perhaps it's a rogue vacuum cleaner? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3628 It's not cultural appropriation if the President does it! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3629 Best New Yorker Cartoon Ever. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3630 The flooding's over, you moron! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3631 Ooh. It's a flying sausage! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3632 They claim we'll forget all about the Clean Air Act. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3633 Look Harry--They're coming to take our HealthCare away 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3634 There's so much hot air in Washington, it makes the swamp drainer float. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3635 It's what they're using to clean up all that space junk ! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3636 Edith! You're right. It's not Goodyear! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3637 I guess those plastic glove stands weren't such a cure all. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3638 It looks like some sort of Hoover craft 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3639 If Trixie wasn't already a wreck on cleaning day... thoughtless you guys! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3640 Ah I had one just like that but gave it away; it was at home just gathering dust. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3641 Run! Alien abduction is going old-school! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3642 OMG, it sucks! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3643 Planet Hoover is invading us ! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3644 Is another multimillionaire spreading fear about NAFTA again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3645 It's the vacuumalarians. They suck. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3646 Drop the leash and run, Doris. The damn dog may finally come in useful... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3647 Oh oh, this could suck! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3648 Why is it hoovering above us? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3649 Way to go fluffy - just keep it up and you'll be sucked right up and out of here!!! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3650 And You Just had to say to the man above: 'You suck" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3651 Give me the tea pot and you will be granted unlimited poptart. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3652 Did you remember to turn off the water? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3653 Hoovercraft or drone? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3654 Wow, those aliens really commit to using clean energy in the vacuum of space! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3655 Really, A Hoover! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3656 Oh! Oh! These new infomercials are much too targeted! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3657 I liked it better when we only had to deal with door to door sales persons. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3658 Honey, with my new app we can get the dog groomed before we get home 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3659 You had the AC cranked so high, where else would I be 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3660 Boy, today really sucks! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3661 You think he's running in 2020? His plan seems a notch better than You-Know-Who's. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3662 Hey! Equator, dudes. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3663 That's not the attachment we ordered! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3664 They're Hovering. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3665 Did you confirm that ebay delivery? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3666 Dyson really sucks 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3667 Reincarnation of carpet mites 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3668 The cleaning lady's here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3669 That must be some dog. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3670 We no longer have to clean up after Fluffy! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3671 Will we ever teach Maxie it to stop barking at the vacuum? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3672 I tried to warn you guys! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3673 This is why I keep old electronics. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3674 Could you get that doggy-doo I didn't pick up about fifty feet behind us? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3675 Do you think it's a Hoover? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3676 Keep away. The dust gives immunity! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3677 We never go to NGC 4302, or NGC 4298 galaxies. Ask folks on Earth. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3678 It's just a promo for that Animal Channel show, 'Cats in a Canister.' 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3679 Take us to your dustiest leader 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3680 If they take the dog, too, it might not be so bad. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3681 Being taken by aliens really sucks. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3682 This is your way out, take it or you’ll be blown away... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3683 And we're not even Iranians./ 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3684 Oh no. "To Serve Man"- It's a housekeeper's cookbook! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3685 If this is an old school Elon Musk contraption, we better get out of Dodge 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3686 It was only a matter of time that we'd be living in Hooverville. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3687 They plan to clean up the earth! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3688 I think it's their way of saying life on our planet sucks. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3689 "White Suprematist Composition: 2016" On loan to the National Gallery of Art from Mar-a-Lago Resort. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3690 Should we embrace the suck? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3691 It's another one of Trump's ideas to replace the wall! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3692 Ignore them...they suck! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3693 Everybody ready for alien ab-suction? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3694 Oh check this out, Martha. Frisky hates this... 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3695 Take us to your leader. NOT! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3696 Scooper enforcement is getting aggressive. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3697 It’s the blimp, Frank! It’s the mother ship! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3698 Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3699 Ethnic cleaning Aliens. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3700 Like it? It took us seven years to complete. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3701 Must be the new Dyson model 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3702 He's trying to warn us this really sucks!" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3703 Ut Oh ... Another Green Card check! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3704 If we didn't bring a plastic bag we're in big trouble. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3705 Hey it's the alien pooper scooper again-Ready the dog! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
3706 I knew they were dangerous 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
3707 Good dog, Fido.These loud-mouthed aliens are becoming a bit much. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
3708 Where did you get that pooper scooper? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3709 Is that Richard Nixon driving that thing? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3710 Women's work. They must have sent their females to do the job. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3711 And your little dog too! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
3712 I told you not to forget the pooper scooper! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
3713 Please take us to your leader! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
3714 They suck! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3715 Suburbanites! They'll get stuck! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
3716 Besides flying, I am about to show you our other new feature. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3717 Stay, Sparky! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3718 FISA warrants are easier to get these days! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3719 I think the roomba people have gone too far. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3720 Don't worry Sparky, that's not the pet hair attachment. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3721 Now that's aspiration. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3722 Let's find out if they're available to get rid of our leaves tomorrow. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3723 Kim Jong Un (Rocket Man) unleashes secret weapon to attack America. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3724 Yes, they are cleaning the swamp!!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3725 I’ve never seen such beauty 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3726 It's okay, but it makes a sharp sound only dogs could hear. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3727 O C D(eity) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3728 I hope that has a HEPA filter. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3729 See? That's what he's been trying to warn us about! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3730 I told you we should have gotten a non-shedding shih tzu. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3731 I told you to pick up the dog's mess back there. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3732 Burning Man is so tight. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3733 The neighbors bought a new Dyson V10 Environmental Canister. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3734 See! I told you global warming was nothing more than a minor cleanup item. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3735 Didn't I tell you that a cat would be better. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3736 Verily, as a sign to the people in the final days, a giant Hoover will appear in the clouds, and the people will know of God's AC requirements, going forward! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3737 Finding alien having to hoover.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3738 I thought Mars had updated to a Dyson V6. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3739 I hope they come in peace and attachments. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3740 So that's the giant sucking sound. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3741 With city taxes supporting new technology, we can walk Barkley and not carry a pooper scooper. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3742 Don't worry, he's been training for this. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3743 Ahoy there! We just want the puppy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3744 Relax. It only looks big because it's near the horizon. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3745 I'm not sure that this is the best method of seeking out intelligent life on this planet. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3746 They think Fido is a dustball. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3747 As if getting abducted by a hovering UFO didn't suck enough, we're getting a hoovering one. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3748 Save the their leader, the little one, so it can explain about the CO2. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3749 I guess they're short of oxygen on Mars.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3750 Their planet must need dirt, dander, carpet fibers and cat hair. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3751 So THAT'S what they meant when they talked about the "vacuum of space" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3752 That would be the EPA's clean coal plan on its way to West Virginia. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3753 Look! An alien Hoover craft! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3754 This planet needs a thorough cleaning before we Zandroids take possession. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3755 " Is that all you can say, Fred, ' life sucks ?'. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3756 General Electric slogan: "Progress is our most important product." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3757 So that’s what it means when they say that space is mostly a big vacuum! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3758 What does nature abhor? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3759 I certainly hope he has been socialized. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3760 This travel ban is getting ridiculous. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3761 Don't worry. Canister models don't have much suction. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3762 Not very advanced race. It's not a Dyson. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3763 one small blow to mankind... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3764 They've spent all day sucking dark matter. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3765 That spaceship sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3766 I told you it would devolve into picking up after dogs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3767 Wow, that UFO really sucks! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3768 This might suck 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3769 Here comes God's cleaning machine1 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3770 Trump stops at nothing to suck away all our dignity. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3771 People of Earth! We have tolerated your poor housekeeping for too long! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3772 Abduction has never been more obvious! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3773 I think they said we want more I Love Lucy re-runs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3774 A little crabgrass here and there. What's the difference? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3775 Draft concept of Ron Howard's "Cocoon 2017." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3776 I just knew the housekeeper had cronies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3777 Do you think it has WiFi? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3778 And they say the suburbs are sterile. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3779 Mars must have a lot of dust bunnies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3780 I told you we should have brought the lawn mower ship. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3781 I told you, these aliens have huge aspirations. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3782 When they talk about "the vacuum of space", I thought it was much bigger! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3783 Those darn kids and their hoover-boards! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3784 Hey, idiot, get lost! You’re not even close to intimidating anyone. Can’t understand what you’re saying until you blow out your hose. And lose the rattle! Yes, it’s actually possible to screw down that motor assembly! Poor job, really . . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3785 Did you know Electrolux was outsourcing jobs? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3786 So there IS life on Dyson IV after all.... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3787 The Senate called. They need voter number 51. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3788 Toto barked in fear at the newfangled dog snatcher. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3789 Suck it up; outsourcing was so much cheaper. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3790 LOOKS LIKE THE NEW TAX COAD MANDATES OUTSDE COLLECTIONS 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3791 Talk about having a job that sucks. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3792 Let this serve as a warning: nothing poops in a vacuum. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3793 Well, I assume the dog thinks the mailman is responsible for the cat-piloted vacuum ship. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3794 When aliens want to stop pollution more than humans. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3795 I was led to believe that probing -not sucking- was their forte. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3796 Watch out, Xlexor! They are in possession of our natural predator. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3797 We're Pooper Scoopers of the future!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3798 I mean, yeah, I guess solicitation is better than annihilation. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3799 After all of that obedience training, this really sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3800 I think the Fed is experimenting with faster ways to reduce the money supply. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3801 I told you to bring a plastic bag! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3802 Everything sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3803 "You all laughed at me!!" - Alex Bones, Infopaws. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3804 You're the one who insisted we are made of star-dust! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3805 This country. We get flying tank vacuum cleaners before flying cars. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3806 Must be the new drone for the OCD crowd............ 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3807 Its a Hoover and its angry! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3808 Tell her it has a HEPA filter so that she'll go already. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3809 It's time they were electroluxed. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3810 Advanced in some areas, yes, but far behind us in cleaning appliance technology. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3811 So that's what they were doing here in the '50's, stealing Electrolux vacuum designs 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3812 What do you mean by "take me to you Dyson?" 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3813 Great Scott-- the sucks-capacitor! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3814 Our Clean Air Initiative is really taking off. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3815 It's supposed to be alien ab-DUC-tion. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3816 Did you make an appointment for flea remova? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3817 Must he bark at every hover, dear? It's becoming tiresome. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3818 We're sorry, we ran out of bags! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3819 I told you not to let Skippy chase the vacuum. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3820 He is literally going to "drain a swamp". 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3821 We come to collect President Hoover, our long lost leader. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3822 I thought you brought the doggie poop bags 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3823 See? I told you so! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3824 Will they ask us who we voted for? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3825 Don't be afraid, Chuckles! It's not plugged in. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3826 You're mother is beginning to get heavy-handed with her messaging to me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3827 If you don't like the weather, change the filter. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3828 I know it's part of the clean air campaign but I think it sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3829 Don't worry. They open the hatchway soon 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3830 Just when we thought that one more thing didn't suck. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3831 We are here just to clean your streets. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3832 OK but if we clog it again Moms going to kill us 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3833 We're having a bit of an issue with the new copier. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3834 I moved in there when you stopped eating carbs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3835 Should I put the setting on 2, or 3- for the dog? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3836 Orders were to sample every leaf? Or every leash? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3837 Has it been neutered? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3838 They've arrived on a Groupon. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3839 I told Mrs. Billingslea that wasn't the new bus stop. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3840 It's NAFTA coming after your business this time. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3841 Finally, somebody stepped in to clean this planet. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3842 Looks relatively painless. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3843 gonna take a long time to clean up the environment that way 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3844 Oh good, my shop vac is on its last leg. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3845 I'm not sure getting a security deposit back is worth all this trouble. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3846 I thought it was "drain the swamp" not "sweep up the dissenters"! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3847 Close encounters of the vacuuming kind! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3848 It's those darn Hooverites again! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3849 Margaret, Why do those Martian Sportswriters always have to have the last word about the Jets? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3850 The climate scientists have assigned this one to extract the CO2 from Yorkies. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3851 My God! They don't even know if we're gluten-free! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3852 They're making a clean sweep of the universe 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3853 Pinch me if this isn't augmented reality 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3854 Here comes those two government suck-ups again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3855 Well, at least its a Dyson. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3856 Yeah. It's a Dyson. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3857 Molly Martians. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3858 For your last wish, maybe a pop corn maker or a soda stream? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3859 Don't worry, this model was prone to 'loss of abduction.' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3860 Let's take the quiet ones. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3861 Gads! It's our mortal enemy, Fifi! Back to the mother closet! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3862 You ever wonder how long their warranty is? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3863 Make sure that small character leading them is the most intelligent of the three. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3864 Danger, Will Robinson, danger. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3865 Move on to Puerto Rico and suck it up! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3866 Pollution sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3867 I wonder how much they get per ton of CO2 ? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3868 I'll take the fully heated upgrade. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3869 Are you sure they don't have a dog poo bag? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3870 You have your choice of three meals 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3871 I'd give anything to hook that motor to our upright. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3872 The Hoover isn't as streamlined as the Discus but at least we don't have to worry about the four-legged ones running off with us. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3873 They must have thought they'd downloaded plans for the hovercraft. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3874 Prescient dog! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3875 Not to thrilled about what else might be in the disposal bag. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3876 Still better than the flying doorbell. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3877 Those dirigibles come in such strange shapes 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3878 No, I told you, vegetarian options are better for our new diet. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3879 'Sucks to be us . . . ! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3880 It was long foretold that in the time of the FBI's greatest need, J. Edgar would return. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3881 "Oh my...even in outer space they are neat freaks"!!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3882 Heat is included. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3883 Well, if it's 12 parsecs, they must have left before the Dyson era. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3884 What if other life forms suck? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3885 I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3886 This new mode of public transportation sucks. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3887 I think it’s a news vacuum 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3888 VACUUM CLEANER!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3889 I assumed "our space ship sucks" was just a hipster-ironic affectation... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3890 And I thought we were living in a Vacuum! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3891 We'll need seven billion more of them to fill the black hole. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3892 This is not what I meant when I said, 'we needed Hoover back'. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3893 Pipe down, Dusty! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3894 Their fiendish horde's sweeping the galaxy! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3895 Do you remember which one has fleas? We don't need a repeat of that mess. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3896 That confirms it... our alien boarder policy sucks! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3897 Damn you, NAFTA! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3898 He hates the sound of the vacuum 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3899 I thought it was "alien abduction", not "alien suction". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3900 I thought Dyson was only planning an electric car. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3901 This 'Earth Day' thing is getting out of hand. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3902 It's glorious, isn't it 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3903 Our alien conquerors sure don't mess around when it comes to collecting taxes! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3904 At least they're tidy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3905 Now I'm glad we misunderstood that walk-the-dog is a actually a new yo-yo diet. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3906 He just feels threatened by it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3907 Did you remember to send in the warranty? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3908 we specialize in dog hair removal for all carpets with a money back guarantee... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3909 Hurry up or they'll be too dark, firm and dry. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3910 If I say today's Tuesday, today's Tuesday 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3911 Somehow I thought the vacuum of space was much more intangible 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3912 These Electrolux sales people are too damn aggressive with their, " Future of Cleaning " demonstrations! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3913 It says white trash only, so what about the four legged creature? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3914 Take off you hosers! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3915 Put butter on me and I'll whack you with that silly tea pot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3916 Some planets actually need CO2 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3917 We must have made a wrong turn somewhere, this part of the swamp is high and dry. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3918 "Judging Shaggy's reaction, it must be 'can get pet hair under furniture' models". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3919 Run! It's a modified 747 looking for cargo. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3920 Looks like the aliens forgot the pooper scooper attachment. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3921 Quick, let's get out! Aliens suck...!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3922 If I had to guess, from a vacuum and these are the canister scouts. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3923 And can you describe what he looks like? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3924 I think they’re here to clean up global warming. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3925 Uh oh. If this is what I think it is, you won't be needing your ballroom dancing shoes for a while. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3926 So domestic don’t you think …for aliens? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3927 It's the city's new pooper scooper clean-up enforcement. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3928 Get Heavy 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3929 I don't want to get hoovered back into a toxic relataionship with them. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3930 It's the new Dyson personal aircraft. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3931 I guess the cosmic dust was really starting to build up. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3932 So he rides back here in a new car -- he still sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3933 Thank you, master. I like it much better. It has electric heating, a skylight, and 2 rooms instead of one. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3934 This weather sucks. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3935 If they'd thrown in the pet hair attachment for free, I would have bought it. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3936 Fido - don't worry, it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
3937 Sorry I'm with Woody Allen on this one - the toaster 'works fine on ac or dc but not on toast, it's got two settings , too soon and too late' - would you settle for a Ferrari or a girlfriend ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
3938 It's an air quality check, they're looking into buying the house next door. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
3939 Luckily the quadrupeds weren't believed when they warned the humans we were coming.....set hose attachment power to Total Suck-up!! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3940 In a flash of twinkling starlight, after years of chastised bristling at the Hoover, appeared Bandit's vindication. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3941 Fido, it's all about global warming and reducing your carbon foot print. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3942 We just wanted to see what makes a planet suck more than ours. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3943 Xzensogm, make sure you get those cracker crumbs 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3944 Take us to your leader 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3945 Fido, not to worry. It's just the meek-meeks cleaning up their inheritance. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3946 I told you to take him to the groomers. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3947 They call it Customs and Border Patrol. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3948 Cleanliness is next to Martianness?! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3949 I bet they don't fight about who has to pick up the poop. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3950 Well this just sucks. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3951 I think maybe I'll cancel the Amazon Prime subscription. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3952 We want to suck you up. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3953 I told you we shouldn't have voted to outsource pooper scooper enforcement! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3954 Spare him, he'll only clog us. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3955 In our planet, Vacuum Afraid of Dog! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3956 Just hope it's a new exhaust system. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3957 Not a Dyson? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3958 What I wouldn't give for a Great Dane right about now 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
3959 Hey, we forgot to brush the dog. No problem now! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
3960 Wow! Look! It's the Hoover vacuum blimp! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3961 I'm not sure if this is a good omen or a bad omen... pretty sure it sucks. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3962 Gross... I hear they get really bad in the summer! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3963 He told us this day would come. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3964 Boy- that sucks!! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3965 Haha, joking of course, philosophical mumbo jumbo, we're obviously not all just stardust. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3966 Who would ever believe what an advanced society needs for fuel to get home? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
3967 Look, error 404 in the cloud! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
3968 I'm going to side with Rex this time. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3969 Is this what they refer to when they talk about vacuum in space? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
3970 Please clean up after your humans. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
3971 These days, everything's done online, Kiddo. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
3972 It's OK, Sparky. There'll still be plenty of CO2 leftover for us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
3973 Did you call for the Hoober...? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
3974 They've come for our leader, and his name is Aarfy. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
3975 I believe it 's past curfew... 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3976 My God! A hovering Hoover! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3977 The pooper scoop sucks 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
3978 You went online and ordered dog poop pickup? I brought a bag! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
3979 NEW MOVIE TRAILER::: "Alien's Suck!" ....by the makers of Ishtar and Zoolander 2 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
3980 Quick! Throw the dog at it. Maybe that will appease them. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3981 It'll be alright, honey. We won't have to pay taxes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3982 Quiet, Angus! It's only a vacuum cleaner. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3983 That reminds me, I have to suck the dog's dick today. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3984 But we don't do windows. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3985 I didn't want to register for a Roomba. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3986 Your spaceship sucks 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3987 This time you're right, Rex. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3988 It's the new doggy scooper ordered by the mayor. He got tied of his jogging shoes getting soiled in his early morning runs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3989 For some strange reason, I just remembered where I left my car keys. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3990 It's an Unidentified Sucking Object! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3991 What do you expect? They're upright. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3992 I don't see a power cord, do you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3993 Yes, inter-stellar vacuum sales are relatively new. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3994 The giant sucking sound is back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3995 What do you think he's dreaming about now? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3996 Those sucking aliens are taking over the country. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3997 I never thought we'd encounter the vacuum of space at this altitude. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
3998 It's the Flying Trump Brothers and they're here to drain the swamp. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
3999 This is how real UFO abductions happen. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4000 Hush, Scotty! This is the closest thing they have to a transporter. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4001 Of course he's upset, the hoovercraft is too low for a residential area. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4002 Mother said we have to start cleaning, the dust mites have been breading. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4003 Is this the best r&d could come up with for specimen collection? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4004 The grid is so the Google data miners know just where the biological samples are coming from. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4005 Don't waste your time on these Little Vacuum Men. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4006 Henry? Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4007 But we showered today... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4008 " She is expressing her abhorrence" ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4009 The government contracted aliens in trying to help clean up our environment. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4010 I don't care how scared you are! It beats that damned plastic bag! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4011 Sweet Mother of God! The entire planet is infested with them-there's another one! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4012 Honestly, I can't say I blame them. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4013 I don't think the Hoover Era clean-air tactics are doing the trick anymore. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4014 I guess that's how the people on Roanoke Island disappeared. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4015 Take us to your flying carpet 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4016 Whats with these people its not even a Dyson.b 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4017 I hope Jeff Goldbloom knows something about vacuum cleaners. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4018 Does that look like a vacuum to you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4019 They look ticked. We must flea. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4020 ICE is using every resource available. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4021 Hey, you! Can't you see we're walking our dog here? Knock it off! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4022 It's not a UFO, this finally proves space is a vacuum 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4023 I always pictured a Dyson. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4024 NO TROUBLE HERE! PLEASE STEP TO THE SIDE. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4025 Here comes the poopmobile. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4026 It gives new meaning to the word "hovering" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4027 Saves me a trip to the trashcan. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4028 Please take us! Winter is coming. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4029 Elon Musk warned us this would happen! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4030 Could be Kim Jong Un's new bomb since the latest UN sanctions. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4031 It's that new poop scooper I was telling you about. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4032 I hope that's the exhaust and not the intake. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4033 hoovercraft 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4034 Leave that yapping dog behind and I'll admit you're good. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4035 I can smell your cunt. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4036 I'm glad they're here to clean up this smog. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4037 Ohmigod, it's Plan 10! Run! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4038 Hey they forgot to capture us! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4039 looks like a UVO 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4040 'Hoover', 'Hover', who cares; just suck those damn creatures up. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4041 This is their old spaceship, before the RoboVac model. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4042 Their health care and tax plans are so totally alien they simply suck; they should give up now and go back to where they came from. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4043 Don't worry, they don't have a people attachment. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4044 Take us to a giant couch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4045 Admit it. Everything sucks right now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4046 He just had to call him "Little Suck-up? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4047 Run! It is the hovering hoover UFO making a clean up run. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4048 Ignore the small one, it'll only clog the hose. aim for the stupids. easier to train. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4049 Please tell me you brought the pooper-scooper. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4050 So cats are behind their fear of vacuum cleaners! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4051 They must have heard that things suck down here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4052 Public transportation sucks these days. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4053 Must be one of 'em new hoovercrafts. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4054 Those clever Plaedians figured out a ship that will run on smog. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4055 I thought Vac-Mobile was a typo... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4056 We're doomed! No one can survive the vacuum of space! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4057 I knew we should have picked up his poop. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4058 they sure have some tough super scooper laws in this town 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4059 Trump's America 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4060 I guess the Hoover vacuum we installed in the Voyager mission served its purpose. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4061 Doggy saying sweep 'em up! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4062 There are trying to suck the life out of us. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4063 Seems like a message from the great vacuum of outer space. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4064 Look, we know that human nature abhors a vacuum... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4065 Greetings from the vacuum of space. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4066 It looks imposing but it's really quite safe. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4067 Apparently it runs on smog. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4068 Couldn't be much going on in the 8th dimension if they're this troubled that I forgot the pooper scooper. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4069 I doubt it's aliens, more likely two Republicans in a Hovercraft come to vacuum your wallet... 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4070 America: circa 2021. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4071 Seems on earth they do abhor a vacuum. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4072 I just don't get it. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4073 Looks like the aliens have figured out how to turn it into gold. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4074 You have personal problems? Everyone has personal problems! Suck it up! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4075 Pl 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4076 Those pet hair police have gone too far this time! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4077 So you're absolutely certain that was a HEPA you installed in this thing? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4078 I thought they asked to take them to my cleaner. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4079 Mork from Oreck? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4080 The ghost of Linda Lovelace. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4081 When people in high places live in a vacuum, they have nothing better to do than find dirt on us. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4082 It's Divinity their dog, a sign of intelligent life! Suck it up for Zeus back home. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4083 I thought we were done with Hoovers. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4084 Aliens really suck. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4085 That's three things he hates: thunder, Hoovers, and Hoover-shaped spaceships. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4086 Not an asteroid. It's a Cannistroid! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4087 I wish your Pop-Tarts were done, too. But, you gotta understand, we have a President with a red button on the other side. I must leave before his Coke gets warm. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4088 A toast to my imagination! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4089 The lamp is old style--the toaster is hot. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4090 We should have upgraded. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4091 You'd think they'd be investing in GPS 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4092 Eureka, the fun police pooper scooper unit. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4093 You'd think they use a Dyson. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4094 It's Governor Cuomo's new revenue drone !!! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4095 Dare I say it? Space aliens suck! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4096 Oh my Fred, those older drones just didn't have the sucky power like the new ones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4097 relax , its just used immigrants 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4098 Should've let him fly with Tom Price! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4099 If you thought you had seen it all, you must see the sky. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4100 You have 3 dishes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4101 All this time we've been training him to speak but really we should've listended 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4102 How did they exceed the speed of light with that ancient technology? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4103 See, Barbara, I had a feeling the neighbors didn't appreciate Norman's shedding on their new sofa. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4104 I always thought alien up-suction was just a myth. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4105 Bartleby! I'm sorry. Now, I understand. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4106 I'm not surprised, Space IS a Vacuum ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4107 Make sure it is hypoallergenic. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4108 In this case, it actually sucks to be blimpworthy 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4109 Well, if that's a flying hog scrotum, it's of a kind that I've never seen. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4110 Don't worry, honey, they're friendly - haven't changed the vacuum bag for light years. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4111 If I'd only known! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4112 This is why we didn't see any sentries. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4113 I think there might be a patent infringement case here! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4114 NASA confirms they're an intergalactic cleaners, but are they soliciting humanity or the planet Earth? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4115 Aw, that sucks! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4116 I don't wanna be the guy who barks, "I told you so," but... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4117 Universe pest control....it was inevitable. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4118 No, it's better when you can see the image. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4119 Life is hard; suck it up. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4120 Sure, we've got a ton of plutonium under our living room set. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4121 But do they actually live(italics) there? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4122 "Arf, arf"! "Woof, woof"! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4123 ETxtracting the world... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4124 Dude, this upgrade lets you choose between lighter or darker wishes. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4125 It's true! Nature DOES abhor a vacuum! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4126 I'm liking the new place better considering the steady supply of crumbs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4127 I think your first wish went awry! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4128 They're from planet Q27z, they think they live on carbon emissions. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4129 The Electroluxians are here to clean up this town! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4130 Oh, no! It's Trump and his wife!! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4131 I guess to them, Earth is a Messier Object. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4132 If they clean the debt ceiling they can pretend it doesn't exist. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4133 No need to worry----they're only collecting lint samples. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4134 Don't worry. We're just in the dog's nightmare. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4135 You win. I'll use a leash with the next one. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4136 I can grant you 3 wishes...but they have to be toast related. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4137 You're rubbing me the wrong way. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4138 This new Google service sucks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4139 That better NOT be the new TARDIS! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4140 Woof, woof 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4141 Calm down, Ellen! This looks better than the giant tweezers they took us with last time! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4142 Might wanna clean up the garbage from your habitat, ya fellow earth-ers? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4143 This was a failed experiment, put them back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4144 Hey Ma, did you say heavens to Betsy, I hope they clean up this town? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4145 We’re from Amazon with your pet pooper scooper drone. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4146 Now I see why Captain Kirk warned us that aliens really sucked!! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4147 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4148 We should have left our Green Cards at home 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4149 They must clean the atmosphere before they land . 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4150 It's called a Trump Moon, any way a liberal looks at it, it still sucks ! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4151 I'll tell you what, these New Yorker captions are getting much easier 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4152 They're from space...it's a vacuum. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4153 'Trump's moral vacuum sure does make a lot of noise.' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4154 The dog knew all along that the vacuum of space is to be feared. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4155 I told you this would happen. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4156 Is that the vacuum of space descending into the atmosphere? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4157 It's a Hoover! Lucky us! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4158 They're just sucking up to us again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4159 Any way you look at it, this is going to really suck or blow. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4160 See Martha-I told you no good could come from deep spacing our refuse! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4161 It's true. There really are dog-whistling aliens from the planet Vaxuous. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4162 We ARE lost. This is definitely not outer space. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4163 There was a smell in the lamp. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4164 I like it but Rover thinks it sucks. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4165 Flying carpet detail. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4166 No thanks. The Hoover Institute did their thing yesterday. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4167 OMG! They're going to Hoover us to their planet! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4168 And you told me to stop listening to Alex Jones 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4169 I told you not to say that to our Scottie. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4170 Whatever you do, don't suck in their drama. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4171 That reminds me,I really should vacuum when I get home. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4172 That suctions. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4173 Is this the MAGA drone!? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4174 I think they've come for that "space junk" you've been hiding under our bed. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4175 Russians finishing off the nation. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4176 Maybe the Clean Sweeper has replaced the Grim Reaper, but I still wish we'd stayed home today. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4177 Those guys from the planet Dyson again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4178 Suck 'em quick! Dyson just launched a new model. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4179 Hey, Dexter, it's getting tougher keeping up with the Jones' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4180 Look Out!!! We're being invaded by aliens from Planet OCD! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4181 DYSONS AT IT AGAIN. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4182 I hate to say it, Marge, but these aliens really suck. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4183 What? A genie can't modernize his apartment every 2,000 years! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4184 I'm doing GenieBNB while my lamp is being remodeled. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4185 Gosh, they said they would reduce taxes. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4186 I thought they were to invade in hovercrafts. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4187 Econo, War of the Worlds 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4188 So that's how space got to be a vacuum. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4189 We are about to go to that big Sucker in the sky, glad i married ya! 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4190 Shall not burning your toast be your first wish? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4191 Even our aliens suck! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4192 Must be a spare the air day 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4193 Do they think we are dust bunnies? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4194 Super, the sidewalk is clear. But, the rest is snowed under a great snow job. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4195 There's the vacuum vandals, making so much out of nothing! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4196 You shouldn´t have taught Fido the Stomach Vacuum Exercise! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4197 Huh? I always thought it was the sweeper's noise that made him bark. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4198 Welp, another government program. I'm not sure the president realizes the difference between alien and immigrant. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4199 Do they think we are trying to suck up to the boss? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4200 Another sucky tax plan from Planet tRump. (pronunciation guide: the initial "t" is silent.) 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4201 It's OK -- they're white. Leave them. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4202 Wow, Electrolux is making a two-seater now. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4203 Oh geez. Now he's going to act all smug. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4204 Look honey. The aliens have sent a giant pooper scooper. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4205 It must be the latest vacuum car from Ford! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4206 Come on Earth...learn to control your emissions! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4207 I told you my ex was "hoovering". 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4208 Captain to vacuumdier - suck it up. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4209 Hopefully it's a Dyson! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4210 Well, I'll be. It's a doggone vacuum cleaner. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4211 Lets try abducting a dog before we decide if we're ready for an earthling or not 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4212 Try to ignore the sucking sounds and pretend it's the Rapture. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4213 After all those years of therapy you are still afraid of the big vacuum in the sky? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4214 I think they're from the planet Hoover. 1.0625 0.06250 32 31 0 1
4215 Yeah, drones now offer vacuum-packed deliveries! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4216 It's a bird... It's a plane... It's Super-Whoosh. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4217 The return of the Puritans. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4218 Suck it up Sparky! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4219 Their Roomba must be on the fritz. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4220 Those damned Planet Trumph tourists. . .they really suck. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4221 Our tax dollars are tied up in a vacuum. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4222 I knew that guy Dyson wasn't from this planet! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4223 Drugs within the Graphic Arts Department no doubt ! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4224 You Always call for me when things are heating up. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4225 Must be ISIS. Bernie Sanders warned us about this. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4226 Makes sense. They're little green men. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4227 I think you misunderstood. All I wanted was a Bloody Mary. You're too literal, George. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4228 You're the one who keeps asking for help! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4229 Look, Little Rocket Man is coming for Trump – but changed his weapon! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4230 'Nothing really matters.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4231 It's no Dyson. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4232 what should happen to those who don't pick up after their pets 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4233 It's the same company that invented the rake. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4234 They just aren’t bringing me joy. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4235 I don't like that 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4236 Say a prayer that it's the Hoover Blimp! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4237 According to the pundits, his hiring of pooper-scooper law enforcment agents from Animal Planet is not only excessive in cost, but will alienate dog-owners from both parties. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4238 I hear they have one of the cleanest planets in the universe. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4239 That isn't what they mean by the vacuum of outerspace, is it? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4240 We're available Tuesdays and Thursdays, but we don't do windows. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4241 The dog used to just bark at squirrels. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4242 This walk sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4243 It's from Amazon, their latest in quick delivery. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4244 YOU call Oreck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4245 I prefer vacuums that weren't abducted. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4246 Oh no, it's hoovering over us. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4247 I guess we'll just have to make that border wall a little taller! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4248 They take "Abduction" very seriously. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4249 Don't do that!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4250 They're batting cleanup. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4251 I guess I didn't quite understand when that new god promised to clean up. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4252 Maybe we're just in Fido's nightmare . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4253 If you want Mr Coffee, he's in there. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4254 It's all right... it doesn't suck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4255 I think they're the ones who make the poop emojis 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4256 DIE, earthlings, as we create a space vacuum! ...Uhhh, Org, where do we empty the bag?... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4257 Must be those visitors from Planet Electrolux we've been hearing about. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4258 Looks like Globalization is reaching new frontiers. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4259 NASA Retirement Club wins best landscaping award… again 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4260 Lets just hope that's our new maid. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4261 Don't worry. It's just a little terrier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4262 Letting Hoover run the SETI Institute may have paid off. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4263 He's winning the UFO race, but he's really sucking air. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4264 "Looks like this year we don't have the option to answer the doorbell, Zoey"-Charlie Sandin 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4265 Doesn't surprise me after Trump became president! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4266 Guys, this is not what I meant when I said suck it up... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4267 Some say the world will end in fire, some in ice. Apparently it will end in suck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4268 A prototype drone sniffing out a possibly illegal chihuahua. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4269 Is that a swamp cleaner? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4270 Bag's getting full. Your turn to change it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4271 They want to know which way to Havana. (Apologies to Graham Greene.) 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4272 One world's Electrolux vacuum is another world's luxury spacecraft. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4273 "Batmobile", sure, but "Bathoover" just doesn't sing "crime stopper". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4274 This CAN'T be happening––They're back for more sex. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4275 Haven't you heard? It's the new global warming clean-up act. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4276 As foretold, operation 'Vaccu-Suck' has commenced! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4277 You're too young to invoke the coffee genie, son. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4278 Yes, we've got one, but not like that. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4279 They want to use it for skywriting when the pollution gets bad. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4280 Don't worry, the hoses are always clogged in those things. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4281 When I said 'poop bags suck,'I meant it as a figure of speech. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4282 Well, Hubert, it looks like our time is up. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4283 No, " he " still sucks more. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4284 It's just as good as the lamp, except no wishes about relaxing in the bathtub. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4285 Yesterday 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4286 Oh, oh! Visitors from the planet Dyson. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4287 I wonder of those earthlings know how to blow start our ship. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4288 - I told you many times I'm not cleaning my room because the dust is the source of life! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4289 Some people live in a vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4290 Has your dog taken the pet pirate training? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4291 Nope. The toast is not burnt. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4292 Don't worry; they're aliens. It's not like we're being sucked into the GOP power vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4293 Ask them if they'll clean the house 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4294 What's alien about a clean sweep? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4295 Hush, Baxter! It's just your parents picking you up for a visit. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4296 Bet they have a huge bag on that thing. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4297 This is happening, more or less. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4298 Is this how it ends - sucked into a vacuum? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4299 I agree, John's decision has just created such a vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4300 I always thought nature abhors a vacuum! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4301 Look up Aliens, Wow looks like the global crisis has even affected the Aliens with budget cuts and they have to go old school. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4302 Not my idea of a birthday present. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4303 Well, it might work to calm down the blowhards, but it won't drain the swamp. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4304 Houston, we have a solution. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4305 We'd better get the hell out of here. That's a nimbosuctus cloud if I've ever seen one! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4306 Oh look, it's Dyson's new electric car 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4307 The rumors are true! It's on its way to fight the Flying Roomba! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4308 Maybe Mars doesn't suck that much. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4309 Always thought getting abducted by aliens would be bad,but this really sucks! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4310 Well that sucks, it's blocking the sin. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4311 See! I told you aliens suck! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4312 That sucks - big time! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4313 This climate change thing really sucks! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4314 You didn't took all the CO2, comeback! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4315 It sucks! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4316 Oh dear, Fluffy abhors a vacuum! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4317 If I could see the cartoon this would be a lot funnier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4318 So much for my poetic notion of the west wind. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4319 The 'Vacuum of Space' needs cleaning too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4320 This walk really sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4321 No wonder he hates vacuum cleaners! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4322 These darn Martians. Take our Oxygen and leave CO2 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4323 They must be from the vacuum of space. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4324 No, we'll pick it up. You'll throw the pooch out with the poop! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4325 "On the bright side, they can't clean up our atmosphere, so our ultimate extinction will be at our hands. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4326 Well, it seems that aliens want to help us because they are cleaning the planet 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4327 A Hoover... Damn, if that doesn't suck! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4328 Watch out or you will get sucked up with all the tomfoolery going on with the government. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4329 Sir, Hepa filters are already near saturation level. Should I radio in the Dyson? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4330 Wow, this sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4331 Is that the Herbert model or the J. Edgar model? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4332 I must be dreaming I can not see a thing. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4333 Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4334 I always knew something like this would happen while walking the dog. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4335 Calm down, Fido. That's just Jeff Bezos's prototype for an airborne pooper-scooper. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4336 Quick, alien-mate! Put those awful humans back where you found the 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4337 Earth is under attack, let's make sure we pick up. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4338 We have orders to evacuate the area. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4339 E.T.'s are such suck ups. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4340 Why'd you buy me such a big one, my birthday isn't until next month. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4341 I guess we can stop his antidepressants for the vacuum phobia. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4342 Now is the time to lose that dog. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4343 No, garbage is much smaller than we are. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4344 Look! Our tax dollars at work. It's the governments new Super Pooper Scooper! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4345 Don't act scared. Quick, give them our address. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4346 Wish we’d bought bigger poop bags ….... and maybe one for the dog. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4347 I never trusted the Roomba. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4348 I bought a new, hi-tech pooper scooper 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4349 Man, this weather sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4350 Are they both men?! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4351 Who needs flood insurance when we have this super vacuum cleaner? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4352 That's the latest Dyson model. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4353 Amazon is experimenting with cleaning up dog hair. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4354 Yes dear, modernity is amazing, but I still pine for the good old days. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4355 Hey look the new PoopScoop Drone 9000! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4356 it starts with you, you can only change you and your heart, you can't vacume someone out 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4357 All my life I wanted to see a UFO, but this really sucks! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4358 Let's give those two earthlings and their pet a good hosing. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4359 You idiot! Did you forget to empty the vacuum cleaner bag again? I have no suction power here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4360 I told you we should've picked it up. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4361 we did not harvest the dog's shit! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4362 The Hoover administration sure meant business. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4363 That looks like a pretty rough ride, but it appears to be a direct link with no layovers or connecting flights. It can't be as risky as riding out the full 4 years of Pres. Turd (Trump). 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4364 "Beam up" or "vacuum up"? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4365 It was aimed at MARS ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4366 Step on a crack, summon a vac! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4367 See, Marge, like I told you - it's a flying sucker. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4368 Dyson? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4369 look Donald they have come to take all our natural resources. Ha jokes on them Irma there all gone. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4370 It's okay, it's okay. It ain't even plugged in. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4371 I've always wondered what happened to the old Electrolux we gave to Goodwill. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4372 Is it ironic that I thought the DACA program sucked? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4373 The city sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4374 Toto, I don't think we're going to be in Kansas anymore. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4375 I guess they mean to take no prisoners . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4376 Our UFO sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4377 I don't know if I should be thankful or insulted by this gesture. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4378 I thought the boss said "suck it up." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4379 I knew we should have kept this place cleaner. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4380 Are we coming or going? Is it up or down we go? Our tag line keeps quivering, not purring! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4381 So that's the vacuum of outer space? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4382 I thought he had problems when he started barking at the big dogs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4383 Yes boy, this is like the one at home ... GET IT! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4384 Amazon is now offering an air-service based pooper-scooper. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4385 Guess they sweep the swamp 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4386 Whoa! That's the best example of repurposing I've ever seen! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4387 When he texted that they would be hoovering - I thought it was a typo! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4388 Great, finally they decide to pick up their dump. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4389 Let's see, can I steer and hover over these humans. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4390 Their technology is great, but the leaves haven't fallen yet. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4391 Some days really suck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4392 Take me to your space heater. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4393 Okay, this sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4394 Ditch the non-seniteint life forms and prepare to board. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4395 The spaceship designer was too inspired by a 1950's vacuum cleaner. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4396 Well, Aristotle was wrong! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4397 Finally, we're cleaning up this city. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4398 Aliens to the rescue! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4399 It's nice, but can they speak English. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4400 You entered the wrong zipcode in TaskRabbit again, didn't you? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4401 I never did accept the government's denial of the existence of unidentified flying vacuum cleaners. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4402 Couldn't we just use a Roomba for this job? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4403 The Hoovercraft in search of the Great White Dust Bunny. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4404 I'm toast. Who are you? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4405 The house maid did mention she bought the vacuum cleaner latest model 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4406 It must be seeking revenge for being hated by nature. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4407 Sure, the acceleration on modern electric vehicles is great and these machines do run clean, but no matter how you look at it the public infrastructure is not there to take a road trip like we used to, darling. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4408 I told you, Global Warming sucks. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4409 It's a deluxe electrolux. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4410 Unidentified? It's a vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4411 A lighter-than-air vacuum TERMINATOR. You bastard, David Orrick! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4412 WOW! So recycling is really a thing! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4413 I told you the Pinky Kush brownies would be epic. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4414 We're in luck-- that is definitely not an Earthling attachment. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4415 Flatulent pooch necessitates dispatch of county's popper scooper 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4416 maybe they're scooping poop. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4417 I wish these guys would clean up their act ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4418 This is how the EPA is giving us clean coal 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4419 Not to worry, they're decision-making in a vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4420 Mt. St. Mary's high school for girls was right--there is a vacuum in space! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4421 Well, he has been warning us for years. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4422 Now, why didn't WE figure that out? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4423 Wait Grok, are we supposed to suck up the four legged thing or one of the two legged things? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4424 She always acts this way around the vacuum. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4425 If they won't clean up their world, we will! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4426 CFO,Cleaner Flying Object 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
4427 I kept hearing everyone say "Winter is coming", and at least this one has heat. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4428 Go suck yourself. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4429 It must be the vacuum from space, come to clean up the swamp. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4430 Hold your poop, or we'll have to suck you in. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4431 sucking in the 50s. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4432 ...and I'll be the one in high heels. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4433 Sparky abhors a vacuum. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4434 Quick, bend the knee. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4435 So Dyson's gotten into the autonomous vehicle game now, huh... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4436 Oh no! It's invasion of the vacuum cleaners! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4437 Their ship is powered by your bad attitude 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4438 hghg 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4439 This job sucks. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4440 No worries, they've got terrible suction ratings. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4441 Is it a bird?! - is it a plane?!! - No! It's an Electrolux!!! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4442 I think they're from the planet Hoover. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4443 Dunno, maybe an early model Hoover drone! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4444 Now that really sucks. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4445 I told you to lock the hall closet. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4446 Remember, no vacuum cleaner jokes. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4447 Lucy, that is not in the sky with diamonds 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4448 Frank, did you forget to pay the cleaning man again? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4449 No wonder why space is a vacuum. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4450 Don't be afraid--it's just another of those ugly crossovers from Detroit. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4451 Oh, not another old Electrolux....it keeps pulling out my hair! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4452 With friends like these hoover needs enemies? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4453 People from space really do live in s vacuum! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4454 No one will ever believe us. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4455 the sucking up of Buttercup 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4456 I think you'll find were more linoleum than deep shag 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4457 Like to go moonwalkies, Max? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4458 They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4459 Well, see there? Turns out physics class was right: space IS a vacuum. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
4460 No wonder space is a vacuum. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4461 I think its their "sweep week" for their shows 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4462 He is worried, it isn't a real alien sucker. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4463 Told you aliens suck. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4464 Dust thou art 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4465 I think they have taken pet care vacuums too far! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4466 It's scary but they have figured out how to hoover... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4467 I don't know where they are from either, but it's certain that they have no dogs there. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4468 Oh no!--a new cleaner form of alien abduction. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4469 The dog will have a fit. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4470 It may be of small consolation, but they actually don't suck or create a vacuum. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4471 Hey Neighbor! Take a sharp U-turn, then a quick right down State Street...you'll find Trump there. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4472 The government's even outsourcing homeland security - just look who they've got cleaning up the streets! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4473 I told you this day was gonna suck. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4474 They've flipped it from 'suck' to 'blow' 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4475 When Trump said "Aliens suck," I don't think this is what he meant. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4476 Let them take you. They can teach you advanced cleaning tips. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4477 That filter could do with a clean 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4478 This cartoon intentionally left blank. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4479 It's the percursor to "Beam me up, Scottie." 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4480 That's gonna suck. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4481 Damn dog barks at anything. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4482 Hey Marge, ain't that a funny looking cloud! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4483 I know it's an upgrade but I miss my old rent-controlled studio 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4484 Are you legal or illegal aliens? 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4485 But my thoughts were so clean today! 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4486 Let's be optimistic. I'm sure they're just going to pick up in case we don't. 1.0333 0.03390 30 29 1 0
4487 Over there under the hill, another dust-doggie. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4488 The Roombanian overlord seeks revenge on the tidy. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4489 I do not see so many dogs to need such a giant vacuum 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4490 The Federation starship "Electrolux" may be the last hope to clear our skies of excess CO2. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4491 Ah, yes; the great vacuum of space. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4492 Silly dog. Always yapping for nothing. When will he finally learn to just suck it up? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4493 Don't worry! Hoover will win the intellectual property suit and we'll land in Cleveland. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4494 The sky's VACUUMalated too much CO2!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
4495 Wait, is that what they meant by 'the vacuum of space?' 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4496 It's ok Fido. E.T Cleaners is removing dog hair, not dogs. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
4497 A new way of thinking. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4498 Way too elaborate for sucking up leaves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4499 "Look, it's Tom Price and Scott Pruitt". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4500 We seek your leader; Jonathan Fishman 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4501 Abhor this! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4502 Not without our therapy dog! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4503 I know that these work picking up dust but will it work with humans??? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4504 Is this the vacuum energy that causes dark energy? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4505 Timothy was right; aliens DO suck after all! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4506 It's a Hovering Hoover! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4507 It's inspiring. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4508 Great, I forgot the dog poop bag. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4509 Wall or no wall, first let's suck out the trench diggers! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4510 I was hoping that a black hole would be a little more exotic 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4511 The recent decision making amongst your kind has prompted us to acquire further testing... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4512 It appears to be upsetting "Dusty" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4513 *Eartlings, beware of The Great Hoovercraft. It sucks.* 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4514 This town does suck! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4515 Uh-oh, this sucks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4516 Wow! Even aliens think our air needs cleaning from those polluting gas, oil and coal industries screwing up our atmosphere ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4517 Now we know, this is huge—the really biggest suckup in the universe. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4518 Hold the dog and don't move. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4519 We shouldn't have given up on the Roomba. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4520 The crevice tool never looked some air worthy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4521 Be quiet hair-ball! Let's just pray they didn't see us! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4522 Their civilization is so far advanced that we're just dust bunnies to them. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4523 Good luck, Trump already sucked the life out of us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4524 That UFO is an older model, must have come through a Time Warp! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4525 Here comes that 'Face Book' again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4526 Don't worry, hon. It's probably Google's answer to air pollution. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4527 I told you to bring a poop bag. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4528 It's the new Uber. Getting on and off is really a pain 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4529 Here we go - dust to dust" "Excuse me Sir, which way to Hoover's grave ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4530 Is it Hoover or hover? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4531 Fleas in the carpet again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4532 Well, they did tell us in school that just beyond the earth's atmosphere lies the vacuum of space. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4533 I hate it when Mom makes us clean our room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4534 Vacuumed by Their wobbly appendage 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4535 See I told you space vacuum's exist 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4536 Let's hire them for our summer villa in the Hamptons. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4537 Either the need fuel or it's the new Poop'NVac. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4538 Invoking the Pottery Barn Rule. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4539 I've always wondered whether aliens would see us as "dust." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4540 They call themselves the Electrolux. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4541 Wow, can you believe that? This is like winning lotto without buying a ticket, the odds of such an event are astronomical!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4542 Now, how is Buffy suppose to concentrate? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4543 I had no idea they still made canister vacuums. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4544 Do you think they're available for weekends? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4545 That's not exactly what the Mayor meant when he said we need to "clean up the city". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4546 We are hoovering on the brink of invading you 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4547 "I think they come from the planet Dyson". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4548 We have spotted the last true Liberals in America...collection in progress vanishing species zoo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4549 I told you city life would suck the life out of us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4550 ' maybe they're just draining the swamp?' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4551 "I'd rate the threat higher when they hoover over us like that". 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4552 Yeah, it's amazing, but I'm still waiting for him to deliver my Tesla. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4553 Sorry, works only on house current. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4554 They insisted on an evacuation plan and under the circumstances I'm pretty pleased with what I came up with. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4555 Hoover meets Rover. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4556 We're from planet Shag take us to your filter store. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4557 Hoover meets Rover. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4558 Another sucky day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4559 Everything sucks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4560 Hover!!! Not Hoover!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4561 The dog is right! These vacuums suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4562 Have you seen my baby? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4563 The rumors are true: James Dyson is taking over the world! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4564 Man, this job really sucks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4565 That’s the new way to clean up doggy pu. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4566 Geoengineering terrifies me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4567 Look! It's that new mobile dog grooming service. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4568 Hoover up, Earthlings! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4569 Look out! His pet hair is no match for their intergalactic suction! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4570 Man, this is going to really suck. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4571 Hi, I’m here from outer space... it’s me, the giant vacuum! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4572 Uh oh, they've finally realized that we're the ones making the mess. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4573 These UFO conspiracy theories really suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4574 OK, so today is clean up day for Justin's room. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4575 They're here.....and they're germaphobes! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4576 It's a miracle! We're saved! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4577 Do you think they'd be willing to pick up the leafs off our lawn? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4578 The martians are neat freaks too? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4579 That's no Hoover. That's a Hover. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4580 I always knew that E.T. sucked. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4581 It's all in the baking soda. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4582 Step away from the humans. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4583 So that’s what he’s been trying to tell us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4584 It looks like they are cleaning up the neighborhood again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4585 Looks like we're heading into a low pressure zone ahead... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4586 Must be the North Koreans..... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4587 I always thought being abducted by aliens might be kind of interesting; but then too, I guess I was assuming it would be a more high-tech experience. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4588 No problem. It's just big data sucking up your every movement. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4589 Close encounters of the sucky kind. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4590 I don't see what you're complaining about. That's sucking the life out of you Marge. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4591 ...alien abduction, again? That sucks! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4592 Visitors from the vacuum of space 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4593 Just when I thought things couldn't get more sucky. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4594 I'm not a fan of Facebook's new Roomba competitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4595 It's the new "Hovering Hoover" pooper scooper. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4596 Proving once again, winter sucks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4597 Gee, I thought it was going to be NAFTA. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4598 I think we are about to get sucked into something. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4599 It's a sign that our lives are about to suck. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4600 I thought he was crying wolf 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4601 If they'll come to our house, they must be friendly. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4602 I told you this new immigration enforcement stuff would really suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4603 I'm telling you, that vacuum's suction power is out of this world 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4604 May Dyson protect us! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4605 That's optimistic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4606 Uh-oh. Now you've done it, dear. Lipreading the words 'FU' is the same as "VACUUM' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4607 During the Pleistocene, they arrive in a snow plow. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4608 Do you ever just stop and think about the great vacuum of space? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4609 Inception-ing the dog was one of our lesser ideas. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4610 See? I told you the Wall wouldn't protect us from aliens! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4611 Who said life can't live in a vacuum? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4612 Take us to your leader's son - we have dirt on Hillary. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4613 Another ordinary walk in another ordinary day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4614 Apparently this is the new snow removal system. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4615 Oh, no! Vacuum Man is on a suicide mission for himself and his regime! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4616 It's those cutbacks on the national security obtaining classified data 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4617 Great! Like ours wasn't bad enough! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4618 My wife has upgraded from her flying broom...... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4619 Now if they only weren't aliens Trump could use this rather than building his wall! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4620 Amazingly quiet. Must be a Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4621 Maybe they just want poop sacks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4622 Area 1951. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4623 Abort ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4624 'Those darned vacuous aliens!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4625 I think they meant tree bark. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4626 Just intake the little one. I'm sick of hearing the same stupid joke about a vacuum in space. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4627 I guess Macy's is still cleaning up. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4628 Just suck them up Saturny 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4629 They better scoop its poop or we scoop the pooch! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4630 Your nature abhors us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4631 So that's what she was trying to tell us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4632 It's Amazon Intergalactic with the Poop Scoop 2500! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4633 So I think that the machine is sucking the guy because he is fed up of everything and doesn't want to live anymore. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4634 He hates the vacuum cleaner of our alien overlords. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4635 I thought the 'vacuum of space' would leave me breathless. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4636 So, Hoover is no longer President! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4637 Gore is going for another Nobel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4638 What? Haven't they ever seen a hoovercraft? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4639 As far as alien invasions go, this sucks 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4640 So THAT’S how the pet hair attachment works! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4641 I told you food chains were a thing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4642 We need to teach them what 'living in a vacuum' really means! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4643 Take us to your flood relief leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4644 It must remind her of the elephant she tangled with last week. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4645 Harold, confirming with his wife that she also sees aliens from the vacuum of space, is momentarily relieved just prior to the inevitable swooshing high pitched sound of Fe-Fe getting stuck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4646 I thought you said we were going to clean the living room. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4647 'Don't worry, their planet sucks' 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4648 Spot agrees, we deserve more respect. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4649 I told you to pick up a new bag. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4650 This weekend is going to literally suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4651 And that goes for your little dog too... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4652 Buster abhors vacuums. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4653 Getting captured by aliens really sucks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4654 Feels like it's either clogged or the bag needs changed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4655 If we just ignore it, will it go away? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4656 We first need to vacuum the greenhouse gases before landing 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4657 Not to worry, I hear the Brits view Hoovering with equanimity. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4658 They tricked us! The ship's controls are outside! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4659 Of course, Overlord Hoover, we disposed of our Dyson, just as you asked... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4660 and don't forget those hard to clean areas where dust species lurk 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4661 Is this the famous "vacuum of space?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4662 Never imagined globalization of dog pile cleanup service would spread to Mars 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4663 Their maid service is out of this world. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4664 Vacuum failing.Mall in sight.Advise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4665 That's one way to clean up this mess. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4666 WeettwiiI I'm 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4667 Just what we suspected, dear, we're far superior." "Not what we expected, sir, they're far inferior. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4668 I ordered a Pooper black they cleanup faster. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4669 Hoovering might turn up something exotic. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4670 Skip them. We already have a yappy dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4671 Well that explains the vacuum of Space. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4672 In the big picture, we're actually just a speck of dust 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4673 Do you think they work on commission? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4674 If dust mites and pocket lint don't work, maybe a shaggy dog will. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4675 Time for the 21st century hooverboard. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4676 Who orders a vacuum from Amazon? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4677 By gosh, Fifi was right about vacuums! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4678 I told you they named a planet after Herbert Hoover. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4679 I knew we should have purchased that Alien vacuum cleaner for the excess dog hair! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4680 I really hope it finds my car 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4681 What kind of dust bunnies does this clean-up? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4682 I didn't realize that Dyson had gone interplanetary. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4683 I thought Hoover was dead! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4684 Dyson has a much better design. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4685 Quick honey, let's build a wall the job sucking aliens are coming 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4686 Is that the alien equivalent of Steampunk? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4687 SHALL WE GO FOR A CLEAN SWEEP?? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4688 Earthlings look so alike, it's hard to choose just one for our souvenir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4689 Oh no, another alien in-suction. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4690 So much for not living in a vacuum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4691 Could this day possibly suck anymore than this? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4692 I'm trying to get closer, but we keep hoovering. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4693 Well, the mayor did promise to clean up the town. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4694 "It's so cute how he always barks at the vacuum cleaner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4695 Ha-ha. The dog thinks it's a tail. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4696 We're about to be sucked into another carry on bag fee. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4697 Wow they really meant it when they said out of this world service! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4698 Is that the rapture?" "No, the Hoover 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4699 Relax, she’s just peeing! This city’s “curb your dog” enforcement is strict. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4700 No, you idiot! I said he was hypoallergenic! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4701 Don't get swept off your feet by alien facts. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4702 Make believe you don)see them 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4703 They must be looking for dark matter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4704 Hold on to the leash--pet hair is dogged! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4705 Yup, I TOLD you BooBoo has been trying to warn us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4706 Must be a Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4707 I miss the time of mermaids and dragons. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4708 Uh, Michelin says the food here is ok, but the atmosphere's not that great. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4709 Visitors from the Intergalactic Vacuum!!! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4710 What a suck up! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4711 Instead of frightening us, I wish they would vacuum our guest room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4712 Hark! Hear the hovering hoover! Fear it! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4713 The space exploration budget on Klargonn IV had suffered greatly under the new government. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4714 Looks like we are going back to the future in a Hoover 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4715 What? Our Dyson's in the shop. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4716 I don't personally mind the new ship models, but they scare the hell out of dogs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4717 Now I get what they meant by the vacuum of space 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4718 This job REALLY sucks 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4719 That mural sucks. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4720 Looks like they are here to eliminate all disgrace from the world" "But they are aiming right at us" "Yeah, that's the point... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4721 Quick, move the car. Its alternate side parking. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4722 The city's new trash removal service has been working out great so far, and apparently none of its employees are technically illegal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4723 I'll just explain I left the burner on under the stew. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4724 No hassle. It’s a Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4725 I get the feeling we've seen them before. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4726 Your eyelids are growing heavy. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4727 Looks like it's just a rental. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4728 Think this is what Aristotle had in mind? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4729 Hey man, I don't suck up to anybody! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4730 Honey, is that the hoover I ordered on Prime Air? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4731 Can you be more specific? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4732 If I don't get outta here, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4733 Two rubs for toast, three for coffee. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4734 Okay , kid, hand over the lamp or you're toast. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4735 I haven't had a bagel in eight hundred years. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4736 This tanning bed is crummy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4737 My science professor was right: nature abhors a vacuum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4738 A little to the left. No, donw, down. Ahhhh, right there. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4739 i cant see the picture for some reason :( 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4740 This is one way to get Trump out of our lives. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4741 Hey, doggie, God call you home. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4742 Elon.?! Is that you? Stop it now, you're scaring your Mom. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4743 And the full-grown offspring of Electrolux and Orson Welles approached the city. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4744 The "vacuum of space" just took on a new meaning. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4745 Oh no, another alien in-suction. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4746 But we said absolutely no to that time-share presentation! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4747 The extra long nozzle is quite impressive! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4748 So now we know, alien civilizations really suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4749 Careful - they hover, then hoover! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4750 Omg - This Sucks! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4751 This is nothing like my alien abduction fantasy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4752 The cordless spaceships don't have any suction at all. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4753 Amazon's latest effort to get workers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4754 wow! I'm not going there! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4755 Would you like tea with your toast? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4756 I'll do this but I won't do Windows. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4757 I'm the Endless Bagel genie. You want boundless energy?- talk to Mr. Coffee. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4758 How would you know what it looks like? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4759 Just a plastic bag? We think not! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4760 My summer home is in the desert. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4761 Who's idea was it to put a Hoover in a time capsule anyways? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4762 Oh God, it’s the tax collectors. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4763 Boy- that sucks!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4764 This alien takeover really sucks! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4765 ITS NOT FOR THE DOGGY CRAP , ITS FOR US IF WE DONT REMOVE THE DOGGY CRAP !! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4766 I told you Mars sucks 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4767 What do they want? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4768 Their testing the new Dyson Municipal Puppy Cleaner 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4769 I told you the dog looked like an over sized "Dust Bunny"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4770 Looks like there finally trying to clean things up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4771 Hey wait, that's not a swamp. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4772 What the blank!?!? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4773 I still think this better than his "Great Wall" idea. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4774 I'd rather toasty than steamy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4775 It is a bit crumby, but I do prefer the second room! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4776 Sorry I switched, but the Carbon tax was getting to high! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4777 I'm adapting, kiddo! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4778 That doesn't mean there isn't an inner vacuum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4779 Put your pant on, the cartoon might start loading. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4780 Take us to the great Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4781 Received my NewYorker this afternoon, 7/25/17; and I had such a great caption. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4782 IF you don't make a wish, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4783 Rover will protect us 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4784 Oy! You vant a bagel perhaps? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4785 Please, could you pull the plug on my neighbour? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4786 OK! Now rub the coffee container. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4787 What the ruff-ruff-ruff! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4788 The cleanliness of the cats is way overrated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4789 The Chipotle is two blocks south! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4790 Looks like the engineers are sucking up all Dyson's budget! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4791 Just ignore them. They suck at everything. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4792 We seem to have wandered into the no-barking zone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4793 "We come in *vacuum noise*" "what did they say"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4794 I thought you said the forecast was supposed to be sunny... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4795 He always barks at the vacuum cleaner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4796 Pollution comes in different forms 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4797 Back off, Gork! I forgot to change the bag. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4798 Sucks to be skeptic, huh? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4799 It's just a prototype but after Tesla's success, the Hoover Institute research showed they could clean up with a solar powered airship. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4800 Look, it's the new i-Electrolux Leviathan model! It runs on solar energy, and sucks up carbon dioxide. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4801 You SUCK! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4802 For a limited time only, get this new and approved product to clean up after dogs that shed to much. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4803 Oh my god guys, it’s not a big deal. Aliens exist, so what? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4804 It was on the space ship. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4805 I’m surprised it has been up there this long as nature abhors a vacuum! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4806 Just when we thought things couldn't suck any worse... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4807 Electrolux must have come out with a new model! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4808 Suck for signs of intelligent life. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4809 Must be from the planet Electrolux. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4810 Don't take me to your leader. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4811 Our man in Havana was right after all! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4812 So that's where the big sucking noise is coming from! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4813 It's the invaders from Nambia! Let them take us, I hear their healthcare's good 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4814 Rex warned us this day would come. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4815 Their vacuum bag is full. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4816 Oh no, not again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4817 Go home, aliens! You suck! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4818 Why are all the cleaning people aliens? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4819 And I thought the Romulans sucked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4820 Don't be afraid. If aliens can survive in the vacuum of outer space, so can we. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4821 There is 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4822 This is why I didn't want the two of us to go on a diet and lose some weight? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4823 Sucks to be us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4824 Amazing how they survive in the vacuum of outer space. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4825 I'm surprised it's not a Roomba. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4826 Yep – that UFO isn't just clunky, it sucks too 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4827 Ethnic cleansing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4828 I love the pop-up feature. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4829 We curbed "man's best friend!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4830 Sic'em Hoover! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4831 Do you speak English? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4832 I figured that hiring foreigners for environmental clean-up was eventually going to mean they would take our jobs, and us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4833 You said it would blow if aliens came. I’m the one that said it would suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4834 I guess alien carpet cleaners weren't included in the travel ban 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4835 We come in one ergonomically designed piece. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4836 Is that Marie Kondo? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4837 I thought that Nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4838 Looks like Princeton is doing another capital campaign. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4839 I told you 'major suckage' wasn't a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4840 They always said outer space had a huge vacuum. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4841 They had to take it out; it was just gathering dust. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4842 Oh no, I think it says here that the term "Martian's Suck" does not mean "Welcome Earthlings we come in peace!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4843 I guess they finally passed the scoop ordinance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4844 Nature abhors a vacuum but apparently Martians do not. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4845 That really sucks, really .... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4846 Scoot off, you're scaring the dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4847 Honey, that's a great commercial. I want this vacuum home. Check the price, please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4848 The fault, dear Earthlings, is not in the hair, but in your dogs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4849 NAFTA (Intergalactic style) 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4850 Molly, it's time to earn that 'emotional support animal' vest I knitted for you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4851 I'd rather see them out here cleaning the sidewalks than sitting in a storage shed collecting dust. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4852 The grass really must be greener. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4853 "They come from planet Electrolux". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4854 No doubt, it's Hoovering above us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4855 I always wondered what the inside looked like....... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4856 I told you to bring a poop pouch 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4857 I told you today was garbage removal day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4858 Could you just Hoover over them? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4859 This high pressure system is out of this world. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4860 We'll have this planet cleaned up in no time. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4861 Honey, did you forget to pay the water bill? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4862 The outsourcing of the public services has gone too far. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4863 Honey look we must be a finalist in the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4864 It's the sucking Hooverites. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4865 The mayor is really working on our pigeon problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4866 Damn, where's our TSA PreCheck? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4867 Dyson is way greener, his runs on dog hair. Elon's still burns fuel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4868 I hear Hoover's part of the family portfolio now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4869 But, you know that I have been considering moving to another planet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4870 How do you like our new Roomba? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4871 This EPA environmental clean-up is getting out of control. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4872 You there! Take us to your leader!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4873 I wasn't worried about the visitors from the planet Hoover until I saw the name of their flagship, "L'il Sucker". 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4874 The POOP SCOOPER commeth!! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4875 It's part of that new Madison Avenue ad campaign for vacuum cleaners. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4876 Cat dreams... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4877 No, no, no... He wants us to SAVE him. Listen again. He didn't say 'master' and 'protect'. He said 'bastard' and 'defect'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4878 SHNERZIT! The plug came out again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4879 What's that?" "I drone know 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4880 When they're through picking up specimens, the dog hairs on my carpet could use a nice vacumning. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4881 So, Fido's fears didn't form in a vacuum... No,wait! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
4882 They claim the Hoover building has made them the laughing stock of the universe. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4883 "Don't be frightened Honey, nothing exists in a vacuum". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4884 How about for travel points and extra leg room? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4885 Damn! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4886 Not again. They cleaned me out last time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4887 Wow, and you thought the movie sucked. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4888 Forget it. I just ordered new carpeting for the mothership. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4889 Sputnik? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4890 Looks like they're remaking Dumbo for the space age 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4891 Oh no. We're sticking in a "giant sucking sound" gag from 1992. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4892 Can we get close enough to the White House to suck up Trump? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4893 Doris, look, it's our old Electrolux, coming to scoop us up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4894 That's weird. He never barks at our Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4895 You said he was shedding too much. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4896 Enough, stop teasing and show them the Pepper's doggie bag before the get any closer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4897 Global warming? No, climate change. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4898 Their health care and tax plans just suck; they should give up now and go back to where they came from. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4899 Well, science does tell us that space is a vacuum... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4900 I heard their cleaning service eliminates doggie bags. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4901 Why are they using that attachment? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4902 I'd heard Facebook was starting a hardware division. But who's at the controls? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4903 On the other hand, we won’t need the doggy poop bags. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4904 Well that's just the compact pooper-scooper. You should see what they use when you're walking a Great Dane. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4905 Clean them up, x2P0! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4906 Every month a tenant wins the drawing to pitch their startup in the lobby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4907 those aliens fucken suck lol. they suck dick lmao 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4908 Man, just could really suck! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4909 They may be great engineers to have come this far, but their spaceship designers suck! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4910 If they do what I'm thinking, that will really suck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4911 I don't know why he always barks at vacuum cleaners! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4912 Are you feeling the horror vacui just as I am? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4913 Never mind. Turns out it's only a false vacuum. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4914 What's that?!" "It's an AVACS, the new Airborne Vacuum and Cleanup System, looking for uncollected poop. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4915 Dammit, Dyson! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4916 On the bright side, Fluffy's lost his fear of vacuums. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4917 Oh, good, we don't have to clean up after the dog anymore. The eath-vac will take care of it now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4918 The dog was right the whole time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4919 I told you we should have upgraded to Amazon Prime. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4920 Gotta love vintage design with a modern functionality... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4921 See, honey? We're not the only ones without a Dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4922 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4923 I guess Elon Musk does have the Midas touch. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4924 Hoover honey, the aliens are coming! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4925 Suck you, too, Earthlings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4926 Ugh, aliens suck. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
4927 I never thought I'd say it, but Toto - knock yourself out. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4928 Whoa, I guess I get it now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4929 See? I told you Chicago sucks! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4930 I read that it has the largest Heppa filter ever made! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4931 Scottie's not so keen about this new stoop-and-scoop thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4932 He scrapped the wall and went with this. Better show'em your green card. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4933 That's the biggest pooper scooper I've ever seen! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4934 Oh no! Looks like we are going to dyson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4935 This weather sucks. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4936 The future sucks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4937 Are they coming to pick up the poop or to influence our elections? Either way it's a bunch of crap. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4938 Watch out for S.U.C. (Stupid Un-american Creeps.) They're on the warpath these days. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4939 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? That's right, you are! Haha, okay, now get in the tube. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4940 So they were warning us the whole time. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4941 Do you think for $20, they'll do our upstairs? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4942 I wish I brought a plastic poop bag for myself too 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4943 The city is getting serious about cleaning up after your dog. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4944 So much for folks who don't pick up Fido's poop! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4945 This 'outdoor cleaning' thing is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4946 RELAX. THE FIRST BAG IS FREE. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4947 Bad Hombre Icecuum 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4948 It's a Dyson--resistance is futile. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4949 Rover senses that it runs on dog meat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4950 When the neighbors finally get their "no dog poop" legislation passed. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
4951 I hope our next dog doesn't have fleas. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4952 Don't worry. They are just trying to intimidate us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4953 Space really is a vacuum! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4954 The dust bunnies take their revenge 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4955 Look it's the government's new dog poo vac. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4956 It's ove. Our Dust Devil can't even compete with that. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4957 I told you we should have stayed in Los Angeles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4958 No! I don't want a vacuum cleaner for my birthday," you said. "They just aren't exciting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4959 Smogians are back. Must have heard about the push for more coal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4960 It's a NASA pooper-scooper. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4961 We're here to clean up the mess you humans made! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4962 Do you think that this is something like draining the swamp. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4963 The dust mite's just spite: must mites just bite? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
4964 Hi, my name is Genie, and I have a secret! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0