Contest #586


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586


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-10-03
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-10-16 (estimated)
Number of captions 4965
Number of responses 480072
Number of participants 15204


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Of course it looks alien to you. You've never used one. 2.1185 0.00977 6685 1783 2327 2575
1 I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt. 2.1086 0.00981 6112 1500 2448 2164
2 Left on Pennsylvania Avenue, big white house on the right. Can't miss it. Please hurry. 2.0620 0.01186 4788 1474 1543 1771
3 And they say life can't exist in a vacuum. 2.0548 0.01056 5584 1595 2088 1901
4 Wow. Aliens really do perform the jobs most Americans won't do. 2.0477 0.01380 3292 957 1221 1114
5 As a matter of fact we'd be delighted to take you to our leader. 2.0293 0.01249 4367 1425 1389 1553
6 If they were highly evolved don't you think we'd see some attachments? 1.9928 0.01070 5160 1543 2111 1506
7 We can only hope that they're coming for our leader. 1.9820 0.01124 5097 1688 1813 1596
8 Eureka ! 1.9714 0.01167 4971 1756 1601 1614
9 finally, an identifiable flying object 1.9638 0.01115 4745 1488 1941 1316
10 Something tells me this is gonna suck. 1.9408 0.01265 3733 1232 1490 1011
11 There IS a vacuum in space. 1.9147 0.01741 2016 709 770 537
12 First, Trump...now, the return of the Hoover Administration? 1.9121 0.01379 3334 1216 1195 923
13 Well, at least the boarding procedure will be fast. 1.9066 0.01132 4317 1414 1892 1011
14 Well this is going to suck. 1.8648 0.01211 4158 1586 1548 1024
15 I've always pictured the vacuum of outer space a bit differently. 1.8483 0.01611 2366 933 859 574
16 It's a great service. I don't have to carry a plastic bag. 1.8329 0.01851 1867 779 621 467
17 It appears to be hoovering. 1.8140 0.01900 1688 700 602 386
18 I always thought they beamed you up. 1.8069 0.02773 751 303 290 158
19 If we take you to him, will you KEEP him? 1.7811 0.01595 2512 1138 786 588
20 Oh my God! It's a guided Bissell! 1.7730 0.01797 1846 807 651 388
21 People of earth, lift your feet. This will only take a few minutes! 1.7661 0.01733 2069 941 671 457
22 My God, it’s the Hoover Administration! 1.7531 0.01280 3503 1544 1280 679
23 that's the last time I vote for someone who's going to clean up Washington 1.7484 0.01933 1538 684 557 297
24 If it's anything like our vacuum, we're safe here on the ground. 1.7459 0.01553 2283 992 879 412
25 Attention, Earthlings: Do you know where we can find a Type C bag at this hour? 1.7339 0.01772 1781 798 659 324
26 It came from Bed, Bath and waaay Beyond. 1.7110 0.01718 1938 915 668 355
27 If they're here to suck the life out of us, they're too late. 1.7080 0.01764 1880 904 621 355
28 They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are cleaning people. 1.6970 0.01755 2023 1029 578 416
29 I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum 1.6852 0.02055 1328 647 452 229
30 Looks like draining the swamp has been outsourced. 1.6841 0.02226 1089 520 393 176
31 Remember the good old days when the police would just conduct a sweep of the area? 1.6825 0.01459 2510 1195 917 398
32 I thought my science teacher was kidding when she told me there was a vacuum in space. 1.6721 0.01737 1726 825 642 259
33 Collector to Base: Shall we take just the leader, or the two followers, as well? 1.6656 0.02129 1208 600 412 196
34 Clean me up, Scotty! 1.6641 0.02179 1158 578 391 189
35 Huh. Canister. I figured they'd be more advanced. 1.6618 0.01701 1798 874 658 266
36 Well this is going to suck. 1.6598 0.07877 97 51 28 18
37 'They really are advanced. It's cordless." 1.6515 0.01617 1931 941 722 268
38 Retract hose!—no alien can survive the moral vacuum of their leader. 1.6454 0.01709 2448 1463 390 595
39 Not the Rapture I had hoped for.... 1.6298 0.03149 578 312 168 98
40 This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. 1.6286 0.01851 1656 891 489 276
41 I swear, if you say "That really sucks!" one more time, I'm leaving you. 1.6282 0.01698 1845 961 609 275
42 I didn't think anyone could live in a vacuum. 1.6282 0.01673 1853 953 636 264
43 I always thought they'd be upright. 1.6275 0.03362 451 230 159 62
44 He's going to have to build a higher wall. 1.6124 0.02829 712 394 200 118
45 Get the small noisy one. He's clearly their leader. 1.6106 0.01960 1415 767 432 216
46 It's a Hoovercraft. 1.6056 0.02043 1321 727 388 206
47 I said Uber, not Hoover! 1.6010 0.03705 401 222 117 62
48 I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.6009 0.02054 1268 693 388 187
49 Take you to our leader? By all means! 1.6006 0.02841 671 369 201 101
50 Yep, just follow Pennsylvania Avenue down until you see the large white-domed building. 1.5978 0.02120 1176 642 365 169
51 I told you we were just a speck of dust in the universe. 1.5973 0.02180 1115 610 344 161
52 Somehow, I thought the vacuum in space would be harder to visualize 1.5959 0.02200 1183 674 313 196
53 Wow, no cord! 1.5893 0.02185 1081 592 341 148
54 They must be from a highly domesticated planet. 1.5873 0.02184 1008 536 352 120
55 Dammit, Cassie, do you have to go berserk EVERY time someone turns on a vacuum cleaner? 1.5860 0.02468 843 463 266 114
56 You know, I kind of see where the dog is coming from on this one. 1.5858 0.02430 915 515 264 136
57 Ok, ok! We'll scoop it! 1.5843 0.04009 332 186 98 48
58 Watch out! It's the new GOP tax plan. 1.5820 0.02380 988 569 263 156
59 Take me to your litter! 1.5781 0.02338 941 524 290 127
60 Let go of the leash, Harriet. 1.5724 0.02433 877 495 262 120
61 I always thought of returning to dust in a figurative sense. 1.5719 0.02356 869 475 291 103
62 We are from the planet Trumptron. Our village idiot is missing... 1.5702 0.02646 847 511 189 147
63 Damn. This is going to suck. 1.5702 0.02538 847 491 229 127
64 We can take the whole ship down with a fistful of spare change. 1.5675 0.02582 793 455 226 112
65 Oh my God.. that's the new Air Force One! He really does live in a vacuum!! 1.5662 0.02767 793 487 163 143
66 Still not the biggest dirtbag in the universe. 1.5618 0.03389 461 267 129 65
67 I hope they're headed for the White House. 1.5607 0.02695 758 448 195 115
68 'Take me to your leader?' Love to. 1.5535 0.02839 663 391 177 95
69 It looks like the cloud wants more than just our data. 1.5518 0.03571 386 220 119 47
70 It's the new UBER. They pick you up whether you like it or not. 1.5507 0.02926 621 367 166 88
71 Honey, look! A Hoover-craft! 1.5503 0.02751 676 393 194 89
72 Any other time this would seem unusual. 1.5465 0.02860 635 374 175 86
73 Did you ever feel like a tiny speck of dust in the universe? 1.5457 0.02723 645 367 204 74
74 It's the new tax plan. 1.5457 0.02911 645 389 160 96
75 Let's ask if they'll bring us back after 2020. 1.5455 0.02745 638 364 200 74
76 So much for space abhorring a vacuum. 1.5455 0.02969 638 390 148 100
77 I just wish they were more friendly. They treat us like dirt. 1.5399 0.02972 602 362 155 85
78 Did I mention they're very serious about cleaning up after dogs here? 1.5386 0.02770 596 337 197 62
79 Look, it's the new Clean Air Act! 1.5381 0.02996 591 356 152 83
80 What did I tell you, life sucks. 1.5373 0.03231 590 381 101 108
81 It's the other attachments I worry about. 1.5355 0.02972 577 343 159 75
82 Worst. Rapture. Ever. 1.5355 0.03081 577 354 137 86
83 Look, an Identifiable Flying Object! 1.5329 0.03018 563 337 152 74
84 Why are you so surprised Honey? Vacuuming has always been alien to you. 1.5322 0.03314 419 240 135 44
85 It's not natural . . . .nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5304 0.07130 115 73 23 19
86 That's advanced? There's no grooming attachment. 1.5281 0.03097 534 322 142 70
87 Ever wonder where all that data sent to the cloud really ends up? 1.5266 0.03028 526 310 155 61
88 They treat us like dirt. 1.5265 0.03066 528 315 148 65
89 So this is what it feels like to be drawn to a higher power. 1.5265 0.03066 528 315 148 65
90 If their vacuum is anything like ours, we should be fine. 1.5202 0.03238 494 303 125 66
91 I wonder why they chose Washington D.C.? 1.5202 0.03112 496 295 144 57
92 With all that's going on in the world it must be nice living in a vacuum. 1.5202 0.03265 496 307 120 69
93 ...take a right. Two blocks. Big white house on your left. Rose garden. You can't miss it. 1.5195 0.03352 462 284 116 62
94 Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.5194 0.03237 489 299 126 64
95 I'm starting to get Fifi's fear of the vacuum cleaner. 1.5184 0.03137 488 291 141 56
96 In my day they used to go door to door. 1.5120 0.03166 459 272 139 48
97 Actually, I can identify that object. 1.5110 0.03237 454 273 130 51
98 Oh no! It's the grim sweeper! 1.5090 0.03310 446 272 121 53
99 Well, I'm not surprised. We've made such a mess of things. 1.5090 0.03218 446 266 133 47
100 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is actually three blocks North. 1.5079 0.03296 443 269 123 51
101 Pray the bag is full! 1.5079 0.03154 443 260 141 42
102 They come in peace, with a one-year warranty. 1.5069 0.03266 434 260 128 46
103 Suck them up Scotty. 1.5069 0.03347 434 265 118 51
104 All those movies and not one of them got it right. 1.5069 0.03363 434 266 116 52
105 I hope they visit Washington. 1.5068 0.03432 438 274 106 58
106 We got the coordinates from your Roomba. 1.5058 0.03272 433 260 127 46
107 I always thought nature abhors a vacuum! 1.5058 0.03368 433 266 115 52
108 Well, that's disappointing. In the movies, it's always a ray, or something. 1.5055 0.08025 91 60 16 15
109 It looks like they came here to do the jobs Americans don’t want. 1.5036 0.03390 421 258 114 49
110 Now do you believe me? Life sucks. 1.5035 0.03619 423 274 85 64
111 This is gonna suck big time. 1.5000 0.03376 412 251 116 45
112 I told you we should have picked up the poop 1.4975 0.03517 398 248 102 48
113 First Musk, then Bezos, and now Dyson. 1.4962 0.03501 395 245 104 46
114 Let's ask if they're available on Thursdays. 1.4962 0.03445 395 242 110 43
115 Looks like congress just unveiled their latest tax plan for the middle class. 1.4962 0.03732 395 258 78 59
116 Looks like a 1940s Electrolux. They can't be too advanced. 1.4962 0.03265 393 231 129 33
117 Rather unfortunate that we named the dog Dusty. 1.4949 0.03369 392 236 118 38
118 I dunno, somehow I thought the Rapture would be more glorious. 1.4935 0.03684 387 249 85 53
119 All I said was The New Yorker cartoons weren't funny anymore. 1.4935 0.03717 385 249 82 54
120 They're from a different time, a different place, and on their way to clean mine. 1.4921 0.03736 380 246 81 53
121 I though nature abhorred vacuums. 1.4908 0.03391 379 228 116 35
122 Who do they think they're fooling? They're not even plugged in. 1.4893 0.03485 374 229 107 38
123 so much for the notion that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4892 0.03478 372 227 108 37
124 I'm just saying, the Dyson would've looked more "space age." 1.4892 0.03428 370 223 113 34
125 Isn't there a twilight zone between the vacuum of space and the vacuum of earth ?? 1.4847 0.03882 359 237 70 52
126 I will ABSOLUTELY take you to our leader! 1.4846 0.03817 357 232 77 48
127 Just take the one in front. He's obviously the leader. 1.4830 0.03686 352 222 90 40
128 Sure, we'd be thrilled to take you to our leader 1.4830 0.03879 352 231 72 49
129 Are we in that damn cartoon contest again? 1.4830 0.03708 352 223 88 41
130 Don't worry Marge, our President will threaten to destroy their planet. 1.4812 0.03874 345 225 74 46
131 That's weird. I thought life couldn't exist in a vacuum. 1.4797 0.04032 344 232 59 53
132 I dunno - I think a truly advanced civilization would have sent an upright. 1.4795 0.03697 342 215 90 37
133 That's the military's new carpet bomber. 1.4795 0.03720 342 216 88 38
134 EUREKA! No, I think it's a Kirby. 1.4794 0.03569 340 208 101 31
135 Dyson and Musk seemed to have joined forces 1.4794 0.03665 340 212 93 35
136 I'm sure it beats getting probed. 1.4779 0.03858 339 220 76 43
137 dont they usually come on thursday??? 1.4779 0.03649 339 211 94 34
138 Quick, onto the grass - the attachment is only for hard surfaces. 1.4779 0.03767 339 216 84 39
139 I always knew that if we had a "close encounter" it would suck. 1.4776 0.03607 335 206 98 31
140 Well at least NOW we know why he always barked at the vacuum like it was out to get him. 1.4759 0.03942 332 218 70 44
141 I'm guessing they're Republicans - they've alienated themselves by living in a vacuum. 1.4759 0.03704 332 208 90 34
142 If we just hide in a corner, they'll never get us. 1.4759 0.03630 332 205 96 31
143 It's just hoovering there! 1.4742 0.03875 329 213 76 40
144 Suddenly Fluffy's fear of vacuum cleaners became all too real. 1.4740 0.03770 327 207 85 35
145 I guess they're here to drain the swamp 1.4722 0.03895 324 210 75 39
146 This clean air act is getting ridiculous! 1.4720 0.03813 322 205 82 35
147 They may be ruthless oppressors of a subjugated Earth, but you have to say they keep the place looking nice and tidy. 1.4717 0.03608 318 194 98 26
148 That's odd---the vacuum cleaner never bothered him before. 1.4700 0.03804 317 201 83 33
149 As things stand, what the hell have we got to lose? 1.4689 0.04810 177 108 55 14
150 Illegal aliens, no doubt, taking our street cleaning jobs. 1.4679 0.03901 312 201 76 35
151 I told you we should have taken the saucer. We look RIDICULOUS! 1.4679 0.03794 312 197 84 31
152 It must be a Hoovercraft. 1.4679 0.03901 312 201 76 35
153 So thaaat's how the iCloud works. 1.4675 0.04096 308 205 62 41
154 I believe they said, "Take us to your tweeter." 1.4673 0.03985 306 199 71 36
155 The hearth wants what the hearth wants, and our wants the fireplace ashes gone. 1.4658 0.04183 307 208 55 44
156 Yeah, Marcia, they can fly faster than the speed of light, but right now they're just hoovering. 1.4658 0.03838 307 195 81 31
157 Run Spot run! 1.4653 0.03986 303 197 71 35
158 If they do take you, hand me the leash. 1.4631 0.03863 298 189 80 29
159 It took 25 years, but that giant sucking sound of NAFTA is here now. 1.4628 0.04139 296 197 61 38
160 We come in peace and also in an up-right. 1.4628 0.04111 296 196 63 37
161 Quick! Give them directions to the White House. 1.4628 0.04194 296 199 57 40
162 Can't we just take you to our leader? 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
163 Hold on, this is really going to suck. 1.4628 0.04055 296 194 67 35
164 Remember the last time we were abducted, Marvin? It was with an upright. 1.4628 0.04027 296 193 69 34
165 Take me to your litter! 1.4628 0.03998 296 192 71 33
166 Looks like we missed a Spot. 1.4610 0.03950 295 190 74 31
167 Undocumented aliens. They clean your house for next to nothing. 1.4610 0.03920 295 189 76 30
168 Try not to look like upholstery. 1.4608 0.03819 293 184 83 26
169 Is it April 15th already? 1.4605 0.04048 291 190 68 33
170 Why do dogs always bark at vacuums? 1.4605 0.03959 291 187 74 30
171 Eureka ! 1.4583 0.04224 288 194 56 38
172 It's a dirty job no one else wanted. They must be illegal aliens. 1.4580 0.04070 286 187 67 32
173 Walter froze, not knowing whether to sacrifice his wife or the dog. 1.4555 0.04122 281 185 64 32
174 Do you think their Mother Ship looks like our hall closet? 1.4555 0.04060 281 183 68 30
175 I think we're about to have a Eureka! moment. 1.4555 0.03933 281 179 76 26
176 Relax, a truly advanced civilization would use bagless technology. 1.4552 0.03854 279 175 81 23
177 Change the setting to "Sidewalk." 1.4532 0.03962 278 178 74 26
178 I guess it's dust to dust. 1.4532 0.04059 278 181 68 29
179 ...and I thought that great, sucking sound was the death of democracy! 1.4526 0.03902 274 173 78 23
180 Mid-century modern is everywhere these days. 1.4526 0.03762 274 169 86 19
181 It's cheaper than the wall. 1.4502 0.03861 271 170 80 21
182 I think we are about to find out where our missing socks are. 1.4502 0.04068 271 176 68 27
183 It's the prototype for Amazon's new drone for returns. 1.4502 0.04167 271 179 62 30
184 Quick, show your green card. 1.4502 0.04000 271 174 72 25
185 We come in peace to clean the shit storm. 1.4502 0.04297 271 183 54 34
186 We'll take you to our leader if you'll accept our apologies. 1.4494 0.04077 267 173 68 26
187 That must be the mother ship. 1.4470 0.04478 264 183 44 37
188 We can't switch to Tuesdays. That's the day they do Venus. 1.4470 0.04179 264 174 62 28
189 I thought the vacuum of space would be more impressive. 1.4466 0.04339 262 177 53 32
190 Advanced life forms, my ass. They forgot to plug it in. 1.4462 0.04009 260 166 72 22
191 I guess that's what a deus ex machina looks like. 1.4440 0.04056 259 167 69 23
192 The White House? Next right. 1.4440 0.04019 259 166 71 22
193 They may clean well dear, but they're undocumented. 1.4436 0.04225 257 170 60 27
194 Oh no! The grim sweeper! 1.4436 0.04152 257 168 64 25
195 Hoover? Damn! 1.4436 0.04296 257 172 56 29
196 Your resistance is futile, once we find an outlet. 1.4431 0.04101 255 165 67 23
197 I told you that life sucks. 1.4427 0.04659 253 179 36 38
198 We are the Roomba. Resistance is futile. 1.4405 0.04284 252 168 57 27
199 This is NOT how I envisioned the Rapture. 1.4405 0.04394 252 171 51 30
200 "Suck me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.4405 0.04096 252 163 67 22
201 This must be a Eureka moment. 1.4400 0.04492 250 172 46 32
202 It's Tuesday. They are supposed to be cleaning the other side of the street. 1.4400 0.04119 250 162 66 22
203 Look! A Hoovercraft! 1.4400 0.04456 250 171 48 31
204 Looks like the IRS has started hiring outside contractors. 1.4400 0.04119 250 162 66 22
205 Sure. NOW he's not scared of a vacuum. 1.4395 0.04022 248 158 71 19
206 I guess we are headed back to the Hoover Era. 1.4390 0.04283 246 163 58 25
207 It's Trump's version of the Clean Air Act. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
208 They must be advanced. There's no cord. 1.4362 0.04281 243 161 58 24
209 If we can just get to the end of the street, they have no power on the corners. 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
210 Hoover craft, I suppose. 1.4351 0.04291 239 158 58 23
211 Maybe that’s the giant sucking sound from south of here ?? 1.4351 0.04683 239 168 38 33
212 So much for aliens have advanced technology. That's not even a bag-less model. 1.4351 0.04081 239 153 68 18
213 Elon really needs to stick with electric cars. 1.4351 0.04332 239 159 56 24
214 Seems the vacuum of space isn't just a theory. 1.4328 0.04219 238 156 61 21
215 I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. 1.4310 0.04549 232 159 46 27
216 Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.4310 0.04339 232 154 56 22
217 Hopefully they'll be making a stop at the White House. 1.4279 0.04507 229 156 48 25
218 Well...they always said outer space is an enormous vacuum. 1.4279 0.04378 229 153 54 22
219 This isn't what I envisioned when they said "the vacuum of space." 1.4279 0.04199 229 149 62 18
220 Wow. Cordless. 1.4279 0.04244 229 150 60 19
221 Advanced civilization my ass, I haven't seen a canister vacuum cleaner in years. 1.4267 0.04388 225 150 54 21
222 We are from the Planet Oreck 1.4267 0.04477 225 152 50 23
223 Politics aside, these illegal aliens just really get the job done. 1.4267 0.04342 225 149 56 20
224 Don't worry. Nothing picks up dog hair. 1.4267 0.04433 225 151 52 22
225 Oh sure, yeah, I will believe in climate change when I am sucked up by a giant electrolux piloted by real aliens... 1.4260 0.04416 223 149 53 21
226 You missed Spot. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
227 Look! It's the vacuum of space! 1.4260 0.04132 223 143 65 15
228 It can't be April 15th already. 1.4253 0.04397 221 147 54 20
229 I really thought the Apocalypse would be more dramatic. 1.4234 0.04652 222 154 42 26
230 Wow. Cordless. 1.4234 0.04382 222 148 54 20
231 Hoovering? Oh, I thought you said "Look at that spaceship hovering." 1.4234 0.04192 222 144 62 16
232 Brutal alien overlords or not, they keep the parks immaculate. 1.4220 0.04390 218 145 54 19
233 I thought you said you emptied the bag after the last planet. 1.4220 0.04342 218 144 56 18
234 Dust in the wind , all we are is dust in the wind . 1.4220 0.04485 218 147 50 21
235 Yet another cleaning service exploiting undocumented aliens. 1.4220 0.04390 218 145 54 19
236 On the bright side, maybe these guys can drain the swamp. 1.4220 0.04142 218 140 64 14
237 Son of a gun, the fortune cookie was right. 1.4213 0.04467 216 145 51 20
238 Looks like the President outsourced the FEMA clean-up. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
239 We'll take you to our leader! 1.4186 0.04762 215 151 38 26
240 Elon Musk is up to something again. 1.4178 0.04359 213 141 55 17
241 That explains the straight lines in the corn field. 1.4178 0.04606 213 146 45 22
242 Amazing. There’s no cord! 1.4178 0.04654 213 147 43 23
243 They come every Tuesday and Friday. 1.4171 0.04589 211 144 46 21
244 OMG ITS THE GRIM SWEEPER. 1.4171 0.04489 211 142 50 19
245 No one's ever gonna believe us when we tell them it wasn't an upright. 1.4171 0.04011 211 133 68 10
246 I would have thought they'd come in a Roomba. 1.4171 0.04539 211 143 48 20
247 Figures the Mother ship would be a compulsive cleaner. 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
248 This is really gonna suck. 1.4163 0.04815 209 147 37 25
249 It looks like a vacuum can exist in space. 1.4163 0.04468 209 140 51 18
250 Call them 'illegal aliens' if you want, but who else is going to do the housekeeping? 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
251 Consumer Reports rated it the best for any space. 1.4155 0.04652 207 142 44 21
252 Make America clean again! 1.4155 0.04392 207 137 54 16
253 I see E.T. phoned Home Depot again 1.4118 0.04541 204 138 48 18
254 If the aliens don't do the dirty work, who will? 1.4118 0.04379 204 135 54 15
255 Calling them dirtbags was just plain offensive. 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
256 One time I didn't pick up his poop. 1.4118 0.04594 204 139 46 19
257 Latest Trump tweet: Space aliens attack. They suck! Sad. 1.4118 0.04800 204 143 38 23
258 If it can suck up dog hair, we're buying one. 1.4118 0.04267 204 133 58 13
259 They'll never get us. I already see a giant Cheeto clogging the intake. 1.4118 0.04488 204 137 50 17
260 Actually, I believe they said, "Take me to your litter." 1.4100 0.04323 200 131 56 13
261 If we ask politely, do you think they'll do the living room? 1.4100 0.04550 200 135 48 17
262 So it's true. Life sucks and then we die. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
263 Beats carrying those little baggies everywhere. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
264 Oh, my stars! It's the Neil deGrasse Dyson. 1.4091 0.04800 198 138 39 21
265 That's weird, street cleaning is usually on Tuesday. 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
266 It's OK. They're here to drain the swamps. 1.4091 0.05060 198 143 29 26
267 That's not the way I pictured the Rapture. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
268 The president's new Clean Air Initiative. 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
269 Well, this is gonna suck. 1.4091 0.04746 198 137 41 20
270 Elon Musk's got nothing on that Dyson guy. 1.4091 0.04352 198 130 55 13
271 I knew the undocumented aliens would fight back. 1.4085 0.08168 71 50 13 8
272 We won't need that poop bag after all. 1.4061 0.04706 197 136 42 19
273 As a kid, I always pictured the vacuum of space as an upright. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
274 No thank you. We have a poop sack. 1.4061 0.04480 197 132 50 15
275 I'll bet they're undocumented. 1.4061 0.04651 197 135 44 18
276 I don't mind going, it's the metaphor that bothers me. 1.4051 0.04511 195 131 49 15
277 Following the merger of Goodyear and Hoover ... 1.4041 0.04831 193 135 38 20
278 I guess de-funding NASA really has created a vacuum in the space program! 1.4041 0.04718 193 133 42 18
279 Wow. When's the last time you saw a canister vacuum? 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
280 Take me a to your leader, he's got to be better than ours. 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
281 It's a Hoovercraft. 1.4041 0.04831 193 135 38 20
282 Mork from Oreck, I presume? 1.4031 0.04575 191 129 47 15
283 OK, now THAT sucks... 1.4031 0.04752 191 132 41 18
284 We've come to help drain the swamp. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
285 There IS a higher power! 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
286 Windows..., do you do windows? 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
287 You know how yesterday you saw a cloud shaped like a duck . . . . . . ? 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
288 Any chance they're just here to clean up after the dog? 1.4011 0.04451 187 124 51 12
289 Look! A Hoovercraft! 1.4011 0.04941 187 132 35 20
290 Apparently nature doesn't abhor a vacuum. 1.3967 0.04561 184 124 47 13
291 The Hooverians are benign. It’s the Roombians you need to worry about. 1.3967 0.04936 184 130 35 19
292 In space, no one can hear you clean. 1.3967 0.04689 184 126 43 15
293 I wouldn't worry, nature abhors a vacuum 1.3967 0.05055 184 132 31 21
294 I can't pick them up; are you sure you changed the bag? 1.3967 0.04875 184 129 37 18
295 Now I see why he barks at the vacuum 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
296 Look! There is life in a vacuum! 1.3956 0.04659 182 124 44 14
297 You'd think an advanced alien race would be flying a bagless. 1.3956 0.04913 182 128 36 18
298 Take us to your outlet! 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
299 Their boarding procedure sucks. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
300 We heard there's a mess to clean up. Take us to your Tweeter. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
301 No reason to panic. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
302 This is probably going to suck. 1.3933 0.05116 178 128 30 20
303 Where did you say you got those brownies? 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
304 I never understood until now what was meant by, "there is a vacuum in space." 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
305 Apparently, air travel sucks on ALL planets. 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
306 It's Hoovering above us!! 1.3920 0.04557 176 118 47 11
307 Take the leader, and leave the other two. 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
308 They say nature abhors a vacuum, now I see why. 1.3920 0.05031 176 125 33 18
309 I'm confused the app says that Gilles is picking us up in a black Toyota Camry... 1.3920 0.05095 176 126 31 19
310 We tried sucking up their leader-but his hair has clogged the intake. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
311 People of earth, give me your tires, your spores, your puddled mattresses. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
312 This is really going to suck. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
313 And that's why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
314 You missed Spot over there 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
315 The 4 legged one is the only one speaking out so the other 2 must be pets 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
316 Will you go away if I promise to pick up after him next time? 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
317 H.G. Wells was right, Sylvia! Martians do live in a vacuum! 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
318 Is this how it ends, in a vacum? 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
319 I told you an alien encounter would suck. 1.3886 0.04569 175 118 46 11
320 As if the anal probes weren't bad enough. 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
321 I'm starting to see why Nature hates these things. 1.3873 0.05022 173 123 33 17
322 Whatever happened to "beam me up"? 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
323 This can't be real! Nothing exists in a vacuum! 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
324 Well, its either gonna blow or suck. Either way were screwed. 1.3873 0.04747 173 119 41 13
325 This is a lot easier than beaming them up. 1.3873 0.04676 173 118 43 12
326 Act Caucasian -- it's Homeland Security. 1.3873 0.04887 173 121 37 15
327 Somehow I thought they'd be flying in a Roomba 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
328 Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
329 The White House is that way. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
330 E.T. Clean home! 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
331 I don't believe it, those are the two cats next door. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
332 It's not much use without a magic carpet. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
333 I guess we're about to find out what can exist in a vacuum. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
334 Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
335 Be calm. They probably just want directions to Mar-A-Lago. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
336 Word is they’re an extremely tidy civilization. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
337 There you go, another myth busted. I thought nature hated a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
338 Spare our lives and we'll give you the dirt on everyone we know. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
339 Ironically, I once longed to experience the vacuum of outer space. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
340 Quiet, Nietzsche, quiet! Nietzsche hates a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
341 This is not how I thought it would end. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
342 Is it still a UFO if you can identify it? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
343 That hypocrite hired illegal aliens to drain the swamp! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
344 I had a feeling this day was going to suck. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
345 Can you bring us back in 2020? 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
346 The Vacuum of Space 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
347 They call that one a Hoover-Craft. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
348 I knew the Dyson-Musk merger was a bad idea. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
349 They traveled through the vacuum of space. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
350 At last, an Identified Object! 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
351 I've heard of the vacuum of space but never believed it. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
352 I guess I was wrong, you can live in a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
353 I know. You've told me before. Space is a vacuum. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
354 See Rover, now we don't need that little bag anymore. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
355 They said they come in peace...and they don't do windows. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
356 I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
357 Stop barking - it's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3818 0.05263 165 120 27 18
358 Nothing to worry about. That's the wrong attachment 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
359 Do you remember that giant sucking sound Ross Perot talked about? 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
360 Grab the leader, leave his poop carriers. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
361 It looks like we're being sucked into a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. 1.3804 0.05380 163 120 24 19
362 Now I abhor it, too. 1.3804 0.05380 163 120 24 19
363 I bet this gets swept under the rug 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
364 I hate that new art installation. It's huge and it sucks. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
365 Don't worry, an advanced civilization would use a roomba. 1.3789 0.04740 161 110 41 10
366 I wonder how often they have to change the bag. 1.3789 0.04401 161 106 49 6
367 You got the Republicans on one hill and the Democrats on the other and you're worried about two aliens in a vacuum cleaner? 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
368 Its the new return feature on Amazon 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
369 That reminds me, "have you scheduled your colonoscopy? 1.3734 0.05196 158 114 29 15
370 I always knew there was a vacuum in space. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
371 Attention Dog Owners: Pick up or be picked up. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
372 How do you think it hoovers like that? 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
373 You hold the dog, I'll hold my wallet. I knew this tax reform thing was too good to be true! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
374 Just as I thought. We are the dust bunnies of the universe. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
375 I told you life on other planets sucked. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
376 In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
377 I have a feeling today is going to really suck. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
378 It's human nature to abhor a vacuum! 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
379 Huh! Dogs were right all along about vacuums. 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
380 When they asked for our leader say 'Hoover'. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
381 They can't be that advanced. It's an Electrolux! 1.3734 0.04621 158 107 43 8
382 He barks at the alien Swiffer, too. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
383 Looks to be a Hoover Craft. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
384 First he was right about the squirrels -- and now this! 1.3718 0.04745 156 107 40 9
385 Don’t worry, honey, we’ll be fine—nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
386 Don't worry, those cordless models don't have good suction. 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
387 It's an OCD UFO! 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
388 The weatherman did say a low pressure system would be moving in. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
389 NO, PLEASE, WE HAVE GREEN CARDS! 1.3718 0.05162 156 112 30 14
390 Huh! I would have expected an advanced alien civilization to at least send a Roomba. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
391 Which one of you posted, "Illegal aliens suck"? 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
392 Strictly speaking, it's not an 'Unidentified' Flying Object, but we should probably call someone anyway. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
393 They clean in peace 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
394 Don't worry. It's the wrong attachment. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
395 As if Tesla and Dyson was a good merger 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
396 'Suck me up, Scottie" just doesn't have the same ring. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
397 Good grief...."Wrong Swamp, wrong Swamp" 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
398 Seems nutty to me too, but he did found Tesla and SpaceX. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
399 Their leader can't be any worse than ours. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
400 It must be a Hoovercraft. 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
401 I don't know about you, but I really don't want to get sucked into this. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
402 No, they must be from the past. They asked for President Hoover. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
403 Now I know why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
404 Stand still -- we're safe outside. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
405 I've seen bagged and bagless, but this is my first encounter with the third kind. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
406 You'll never get me up in one of those! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
407 Illegal aliens suck. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
408 This is really gonna suck. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
409 Hold still and pretend you're a penny. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
410 Don't move, don't make a sound and whatever you do, don't litter. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
411 I agree that saucers had a more elegant simplicity. But that may not be our biggest concern. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
412 I bet that was the latest model when they left their planet 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
413 They'll never be able to clean up this mess. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
414 Let’s take them to our leader. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
415 Are you sure you called Uber? Looks like Hoover to me! 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
416 Boy, is THIS gonna suck. 1.3649 0.05603 148 111 20 17
417 I thought they'd have Dysons by now. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
418 I knew Pluto would fight back after its demotion. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
419 Well, I guess my biology teacher was wrong. Apparently life CAN exist in a vacuum... 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
420 Damn. This is going to suck. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
421 So this was the giant sucking sound that Perot was talking about. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
422 It's the new Hoovercraft. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
423 Okay, this sucks. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
424 I guess that's more proof space is a vacuum. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
425 What did you expect? Outer space is a vacuum. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
426 Looks like Musk’s joint venture with Dyson is taking off. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
427 Quiet, Fifi. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
428 Well, someone's got to clean up the mess we have gotten ourselves into 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
429 That's funny. It sure sounded like they said, "Prepare to Dyson." 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
430 Stop barking, already. It's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
431 I said dial an Uber, not a Hoover. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
432 So much for being superior beings. My upright has more suction! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
433 I told you there's a vacuum in space. Now do you believe me? 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
434 More illegal aliens, trying to clean up the place and take our jobs. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
435 Hey, Bleep...do they qualify as white trash? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
436 Don't go. Please. Please take us. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
437 Invaders from the planet Oreck! 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
438 Why the outrage at illegal aliens? This is work that no one else will do. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
439 Man, we haven't cleaned this cage in eons, it's filthy 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
440 Thank goodness, I forgot to bring plastic bag again. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
441 Ask if they do windows. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
442 Do not be alarmed, earthlings. We clean in peace. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
443 Isn't it just our luck--a low-tech abduction? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
444 Told you the weather sucked today. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
445 Apparently North Korea has one too now. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
446 They're Clean-Ons 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
447 We'll take you to our leader! 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
448 All these years and I thought the cat was just being silly. 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
449 Take my wife. Please. 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
450 Somebody should tell the EPA that's not what we mean by "Clean Air." 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
451 Trump was right Marge! Illegal aliens really are sweeping the nation! 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
452 I warned you about littering 1.3504 0.04924 137 96 34 7
453 Yes, it's powerful, but can it get in corners? 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
454 Looks like another pitiful attempt to drain the swamp. 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
455 I think he said, 'Take me to your cleaners.' 1.3504 0.05241 137 99 28 10
456 I always thought "cleaning up the city" was just an expression. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
457 Whatever happened to blinding white lights and tractor beams? 1.3481 0.04500 135 91 41 3
458 Now THIS is fake news... 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
459 You haven’t heard? Elon Musk was appointed head of ICE. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
460 Seriously, Rex - what will you do with it if you catch it? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
461 Suddenly, Fido's overreaction to vacuums took on an ominous foreboding. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
462 I told you not to name him Scotty. Now every alien in town is trying to beam him up. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
463 I'd feel much better if you'd stop singing "We're just dust in the wind" 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
464 We're hosed. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
465 What makes you so sure the aliens are female? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
466 Who you gonna call? Dustbusters. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
467 Oh shoot. This going to suck. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
468 EARTHLINGS!--We demand you hand over your crevice tool! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
469 I dunno. I guess I'd just assumed it'd be more like a Roomba. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
470 Concrete proof that space is a vacuum! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
471 Maybe nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all? 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
472 Blimey, it's a Hoovercraft! 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
473 So, is Dyson working for Musk now? 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
474 I guess there really is a vacuum in space 1.3459 0.05551 133 99 22 12
475 Wow, I thought The Rapture would look different. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
476 In space, no one can hear you clean. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
477 So that's how they do it! Abduction by suction. 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
478 I thought it was a metaphor too. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
479 The anachronism of a cordless Electrolux was lost on the soon to be abductees. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
480 Nah, we’ll be fine. Stupid aliens chose one of those wide nozzle attachments that never picks up anything. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
481 Don't be alarmed. They returned to take Trump back. 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
482 Is there nothing Elon Musk won't try? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
483 I thought they’d beam us up, not clean us up! 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
484 If those guys are looking for dirt they need to fly over the White House. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
485 The Clean Air Act is sweeping the country! 1.3459 0.05652 133 100 20 13
486 They did wonders with Times Square. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
487 It's the most advanced technology in the universe, yet it's still less expensive than a Dyson. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
488 Don't panic--it's just a Hoover-craft. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
489 It may just be part of a new show at MoMA. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
490 They should invade the kids’ room first. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
491 That reminds me--did you turn off the iron? 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
492 Guess this ends the crop circles debate. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
493 No Mork, look closely -- it's a Labradoodle, hypoallergenic and won't shed! 1.3459 0.05947 133 103 14 16
494 I downloaded the uber-scooper app. 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
495 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
496 It seems like a more advanced species would have a Bissell. 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
497 Is that the Leader Ship vacuum? 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
498 They'll never get us with that attachment. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
499 OH MY-- Marvin! Quick! Hold your toupe! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
500 Run in a circle. It drives them crazy. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
501 It's The Good Housekeeping blimp! 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
502 Oh no, a Hoover-craft. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
503 I told you, we're nothing more than specs of dust in the universe. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
504 Well, this will give you some perspective on our place in the universe. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
505 At last, Skippy's warnings had come true. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
506 Take the vocal one, it's the intelligent species. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
507 Omigod!! HEPA, someone HEPA! 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
508 It's some sort of Hoovercraft. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
509 Take us to your carpet! 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
510 Cool! A vintage Electrolux. I knew they'd come back. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
511 Not what I pictured when I read about the deep vacuum of space. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
512 So that's the giant sucking sound. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
513 I miss the old anal probes. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
514 Dyson announces an electric car. Hoover, not to be outdone... 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
515 Oh, great, now Rex will be scared of spaceships too. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
516 Go for the four-legged one. They are smarter! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
517 I think we're near the Church of Appliantology. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
518 Oh look, Harvey! Retro aliens! 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
519 Just don't pick up that furry thing! I'm still picking hairs off the sofa from the last one. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
520 Whoa! I never expected the Rapture to look like this! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
521 They take air pollution seriously here. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
522 I'm all for cleaning up the environment, but this just sucks. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
523 I think it's a hoover craft 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
524 That's what clean energy looks like! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
525 Try the human attachment 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
526 Oh no, a Hoover-craft. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
527 Amazon drones drop off orders and Hoovercraft suck up returns. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
528 We’ve got enough human samples, get the dog. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
529 You hang onto the dog.........we'll take care of the poop. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
530 Oh look...a Hoover craft! 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
531 Take us to your carpet! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
532 no sense in barking Fido, sound doesn't travel in a vacuum 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
533 It was either this or we build a wall and make them pay for it. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
534 Be careful, it's Hoovering! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
535 I didn't know Amazon had moved past drones. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
536 Hoover? Damn! 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
537 Look its a hoovercraft! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
538 I finally understand why he barks at these things. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
539 Don't worry. It's just Amazon's new package return initiative. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
540 There's only one astrophysicist who can explain this. Call Neil deGrasse Dyson. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
541 All this time, Buddy was trying to warn us. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
542 Easy, boy. It just wants to sniff your butt. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
543 No - wait. Sound and hair seemed to match the description of their leader. But it's a dog. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
544 Their technology sucks. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
545 Relax, they're here for the carbon dioxide. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
546 Looks like your mother's loose again. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
547 I hear it works great on flying carpets. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
548 I'd always heard there is a vacuum in space... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
549 Next time, we pay the upcharge for the tractor beam. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
550 It's about time somebody got around to cleaning up the neighborhood. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
551 Well, at least we won't have to go to your mom's place for Thanksgiving. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
552 Who would you rather have with sweeping powers ? Aliens or ICE ? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
553 What's that hoovering above us? 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
554 I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! I'LL GO ON THE PAPER! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
555 I don't know why, but I abhor this vacuum. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
556 Let them have the dog. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
557 There goes the neighborhood. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
558 Must be a Jehoovers Witness 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
559 Last time we did this, it clogged the hose for a week. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
560 That reminds me--when's your mother coming again? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
561 We travel 15,000 light-years to get here, and no one can change a lint filter... 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
562 That's gonna suck. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
563 Man, they must have some extension cord. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
564 They specialize in cleaning flying carpets. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
565 I always assumed our ascension would be less mechanical. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
566 The North Koreans won't know what hit them. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
567 Relax, it's not even plugged in! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
568 Well, President Hoover is dead, but if you wanna just go ahead and take the current guy... 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
569 Makes sense. Space is a vacuum. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
570 Thanks. We forgot the poop bag." 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
571 I told you illegal aliens aren't taking jobs you'd want to do. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
572 At least it's not the anal probe. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
573 Wait 'til he finds out the pilots are squirrels. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
574 Your mother again? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
575 They said they were gonna clean this city up, but it looks like they outsourced the contract 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
576 I get the feeling we're gonna Dyson. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
577 I think Dyson has gone too far. 1.3289 0.07105 76 57 13 6
578 This is not how I thought the Rapture would go down. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
579 We can't hire them for housework unless they have green cards. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
580 Just when I thought 2017 couldn't suck any more. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
581 Look! It's the vacuum of space! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
582 So, am I supposed to feel safer because, "Nature abhors them?" 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
583 Did you remember to change the bag? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
584 Ah, space really is just one big vacuum. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
585 I'm beginning to understand why he hates the vacuum cleaner. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
586 I knew first contact was going to suck. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
587 " I said hover, not hoover, you dotard! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
588 When they said space was a vacuum, I didn't think they meant it so literally! 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
589 We truly are just Dust in the universe! 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
590 Please don't let that be their anal probe . . . 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
591 I'm taking Rex's side on this one. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
592 Somebody needs to tell George Lucas he got it all wrong. 1.3277 0.04639 119 82 35 2
593 So much for advanced civilizations. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
594 Another group of aliens, trying to take our jobs away. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
595 Well this just sucks. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
596 Something tells me this is more than a demonstration. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
597 Did he just say, "Take me to your cleaners"? 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
598 Look Marge! There really is a vacuum in outer space. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
599 Remember that time ages ago when we were stoned and you asked me if dust devils had an afterlife? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
600 Apparently the only thing from our civilization that has impressed them is the Electrolux. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
601 That reminds me, the cleaning lady comes tomorrow. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
602 This is not the rapture I envisioned. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
603 And to think, I used to worry about being abducted in a beam of light. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
604 Bark! Bark bark bark bark! 1.3277 0.05980 119 92 15 12
605 The technology really sucks. 1.3277 0.04936 119 84 31 4
606 It's cordless- we're doomed! 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
607 Maybe Amazon dog grooming wasn't the best choice. 1.3277 0.05860 119 91 17 11
608 We already have a vacuum in our leadership. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
609 Don't worry - its not plugged in. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
610 Somehow, I don't think that this is the Rapture. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
611 In this circumstance, I think it is ok for him to bark 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
612 Our Uber is here. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
613 They're draining the swamp. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
614 We"re getting close to D.C., I hear a giant sucking sound. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
615 I read that Amazon was using drones for deliveries but not about its newest scheme for returns. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
616 People of Earth, this is your last warning. Curb your dog. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
617 Seems as though spring has come early this year. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
618 Guess we don't need a poop bag today. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
619 Oh great. This time you explain it to the dog! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
620 UFO seen Hoovering over Central Park. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
621 Finally! No more poop bags. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
622 No, we didn't say aliens suck, our president did. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
623 No, no - it's definitely Hoovering, not Hovering. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
624 For you were made from dust, and to dust you will return! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
625 So you were expecting to be abducted in a cosmic beam of light? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
626 I know. It sucks. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
627 Did you call Uber? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
628 Relax Fifi. It's just a Hoover craft. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
629 I know space is a vacuum, but this is ridiculous. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
630 Easy boy. Nature abhors a vacuum 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
631 Earthlings! We offer peace, prosperity, and clean sidewalks. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
632 Have no fear. We've come from Mars to replace the EPA. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
633 This ending sucks. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
634 Take us to your Repairman 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
635 Greetings Earthlings! Please remove all metal objects and electronic devices from your pockets and place them in the tray provided. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
636 I wonder whatever happened to Ross Perot? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
637 That settles it! The climate must be changing; normally, nature abhors a vacuum. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
638 She barks whenever we vacuum, too. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
639 Like most of nature, Rex abhors a vacuum. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
640 That's the vacuum I wanted for Christmas! They just fly off the shelf. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
641 I TOLD you Obama was serious about clean air. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
642 The dust bunnies must be reproducing again. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
643 As if things didn't suck enough! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
644 They must be light years ahead in battery technology. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
645 So, nature doesn't abhor a vacuum after all. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
646 OMG! Space really IS a vacuum. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
647 Did we forget the pooper scooper again? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
648 This is going to suck. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
649 So this is the new Environmental Protection Agency? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
650 Man, the vacuum of space is nowhere near as dramatic as it's portrayed in the movies. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
651 This is gonna suck big time. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
652 Twenty bucks says the crew look like dust bunnies 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
653 Do you think you could visit my house first? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
654 There's that giant sucking sound again... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
655 Look! Female aliens! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
656 Well, we did vote for a mayor who would clean up the city. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
657 It's true what they say- space really is a vacuum... 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
658 Thank God! I forgot to bring a bag. 1.3153 0.06136 111 87 13 11
659 Ever since they arrived, they've been treating us like dirt. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
660 This just proves my point. Air travel sucks. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
661 I knew space was a vacuum, but I didn't realize there were vacuums in space. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
662 You know, this time, the dog might be right. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
663 Well, that's one way to "drain the swamp". 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
664 Yes, but the Dysonnians are much more advanced. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
665 Their universe must be stuck in the 50’s. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
666 I guess what they fly is called a Hoovercraft. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
667 You said a little exercise wouldn't kill me. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
668 Advanced culture? Its not even a Dyson? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
669 I'm bored. Let's go for it. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
670 Honestly, I thought the vacuum of space would be a bit bigger. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
671 So not how I envisioned my eureka moment! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
672 I thought the rapture would happen differently. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
673 Are you sure the dog poo app is safe? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
674 It's like they are living outside of a vacuum... 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
675 On the other hand, how much worse could it really be? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
676 Oh, my God! There really is a vacuum in space! 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
677 Don't Worry, They're just making America clean again. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
678 Oh...Oh---The Grim Sweeper is coming! 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
679 I've seen the future, and it sucks big time. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
680 We're hosed. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
681 What part of killer flying drone vacuum cleaner don't you understand?! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
682 I did pick up his poop!! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
683 Wow, physicists sure misunderstood space vacuums. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
684 The E.P.A. is not what it used to be. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
685 Obviousl,y space does not abhor a canister vacuum. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
686 And we thought flying on airlines sucked. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
687 It’s part of the ‘drain the swamp’ campaign. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
688 Well I'll be. A planet to planet vacuum salesmen. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
689 You're welcome to refuel on our living room carpet. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
690 The vacuum of space is smaller than I thought. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
691 I thought the 'Hoover Era' was over. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
692 And, suddenly, Spot understood the terrifyingly thin line between his nightmares and his reality. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
693 Elon! Listen to your mother and stop monkeying around. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
694 Is this what the dog has been trying to warn us about? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
695 They just never tire of teasing the dog, do they? 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
696 Illegal aliens trying to take the good cleaning jobs from citizens! 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
697 I've been wondering what has happened to all the stardust. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
698 And it looks like a J. Edgar model, which is even more concerning. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
699 It's a job Americans won't do. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
700 My God, they think we’re upholstery. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
701 They sent this to clean up our political mess 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
702 Let me go, master. I've been training for this moment all my life. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
703 So that's what the dog was trying to warn us about all these years. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
704 They're illegal, but they keep the city very clean. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
705 So that's where the Ozone's been going... 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
706 'Unidentified Flying Oreck...' 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
707 And you said there are no more great salesmen... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
708 If I had known I was going to be an intergalactic specimen, I would have changed my underwear. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
709 Numbskull! I said hover, not Hoover. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
710 "Interesting... I always pictured the Rapture a bit differently". 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
711 That reminds me, are the kids coming home from college next weekend? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
712 So they stayed for a week.  Quit complaining.  My parents live five light years away. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
713 I refuse to be sucked into someone else's drama. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
714 I never really knew what ashes to ashes and dust to dust meant. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
715 So do you finally believe in global cleaning? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
716 Be sure you vacuum behind the mountain 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
717 I remember when witches used brooms. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
718 You know Dyson could have made it more quiet and efficient. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
719 Let's not get sucked into something we don't understand! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
720 I'd call it more of a 'Hoover-craft.' 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
721 Well hon, this is gonna suck... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
722 How far behind us is your mother? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
723 Global vrooming 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
724 I liked it better when the salesmen went door-to-door. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
725 Well, it looks like the dog abhors it, too. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
726 You would think they'd be bagless. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
727 We can co-exist with the people, but for some reason the dogs hate us. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
728 With luck, they've come to drain the swamp 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
729 Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
730 I suppose you're going to blame this on global warming too? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
731 Don't worry, Marlene. Wherever they're from, they're still just vacuum cleaner salesmen. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
732 Actually, you can live your life in a vacuum. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
733 I warned you about ordering vacuums on Amazon Prime Day. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
734 I hope they are just as inept as you are in in using that thing 1.3039 0.04784 102 72 29 1
735 So what is it, hovering or hoovering? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
736 Down there! You missed a Spot! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
737 Sure, they're a bit noisy, but the streets have never been so clean. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
738 Quiet Scotty or they may steam us up 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
739 Ever get that feeling that you're just a speck of dust? 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
740 Take my wife. Please. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
741 Apparently "clean energy" was poorly translated. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
742 de Blasio's clean-up-the-city campaign has gone too far! 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
743 My mother had one of those. I always thought it looked like a spaceship. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
744 On the plus side, my allergies are gone. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
745 I thought it was, "Beam me up." not "Suck me up." 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
746 Well I've always wondered what happens when you're exposed to the vacuum of space. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
747 How much do we really love this dog? 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
748 We have a poop bag, thank you very much! 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
749 "Invaders from outer space? Well that sucks! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
750 Don't worry honey. Your butt is way too big to fit in their nozzle. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
751 This is a quantum leap for Dyson! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
752 My Grandma had one of those, but it didn't fly. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
753 The city has outsourced street sweeping again 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
754 They'll never get us with that attachment. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
755 I'd have thought they'd at least come in a Dyson. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
756 I hear it comes with a hundred thousand-light-year warranty. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
757 I thought life under Trump sucked. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
758 Careful, you know what dog hair does to this thing! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
759 It's powerful enough, but doesn't corner very well. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
760 You'd think, wouldn't you, that alien technology would have advanced beyond the Hoover. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
761 Aaron's Appliance Repair is on the next block. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
762 'The Orecks are coming! The Orecks are coming!' 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
763 And I thought only Washington was living in a vacuum. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
764 'Amazing! I didn't think the invasion would be cordless.' 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
765 Their new ship really sucks 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
766 Somehow I expected more advanced technology... 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
767 It's hoovering right over us! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
768 Is this what they mean by the vacuum of space? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
769 Don't worry, it's an Amazon drone making returns. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
770 Not again. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
771 We've outsourced environmental clean-up. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
772 I hear there's a serious penalty if you don't pick up after your dog. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
773 Quicker Picker Upper or not, we called Uber! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
774 How advanced can they be if they don't even have a Dyson? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
775 I'm having a hard time believing they came all this way just to take the dog hair of our pants. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
776 Remember that space saver vacuum I ordered from Bed, Bath and Beyond..? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
777 They're back. Apparently we've made quite a mess of things. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
778 I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
779 It makes a giant, sucking sound. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
780 Take us to the carpet of your leader. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
781 Electrolux finally got a military contract 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
782 Apparently, they have come to believe that dog poop is a valuable commodity based on how quickly we bag it off the sidewalk. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
783 Like Nature, Fido abhors a vacuum. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
784 "Vacuum me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it... 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
785 Get the one in front - he must be their leader! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
786 When they said that space is a vacuum, I didn't take them literally! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
787 I told you we should have brought the pooper scooper. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
788 Gee, building a wall seems even dumber now. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
789 I always knew an alien invasion would suck. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
790 It isn't just nature that abhors it 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
791 Huh... I'd expect it to look more like a Roomba. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
792 Do you think he was right about the garbage truck, too? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
793 That must be the vacuum that Nature abhors. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
794 You can have my wife, but I'm keeping the dog! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
795 This was it...The day Fido spent his entire life preparing for... 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
796 He always barks at vacuums and strangers, but I'm really with him this time. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
797 Wow, it's cordless. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
798 I'm guessing it's a Hoovercraft. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
799 Yes, I suppose this is ironic. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
800 This should be less painful than the upholstery attachment. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
801 I guess they want to clean up the mess before they take over. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
802 Their next stop is Uranus 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
803 Maybe the cat was on to something all along. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
804 I think that this is going to suck! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
805 Take them to our leader. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
806 I guess Ross P. was wrong. That's the giant sucking sound. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
807 For a UFO, it sure sucks! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
808 Fear not, Earthlings. Just looking for Hoover Dam. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
809 H. G. Wells wasn't even close. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
810 Quick - get behind a chair leg! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
811 The dogs are always the first to know. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
812 There IS extraterrestrial life--Eureka! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
813 Look honey! Its a "Hoovercraft" 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
814 Beam us up. There's too much trash down here. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
815 " Morning becomes Electrolux"! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
816 Look! Is that a Hoover craft? 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
817 When they said, "we'll be vac," I thought it was just a Russian accent. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
818 Time has run out for us to clean up our own mess. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
819 FIDO! How many times do I have to tell you? It's just a vacuum cleaner. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
820 I told you already... the bag is full 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
821 He thinks its the mail man. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
822 Directions to the Hoover Dam? It's just north of Roswell. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
823 All these years, I thought Rex were was just paranoid. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
824 It must be from a very tidy planet. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
825 Oh, that? That's a Hoovercraft. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
826 That science guy is right....... It is a vacuum in outer space. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
827 Oh. You know this is gonna suck. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
828 Larry, suck up the four legged one... he's clearly the boss. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
829 At least I won't have to pay my student loans . . . 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
830 Don't be afraid. It's just the Republican tax reform plan. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
831 There goes the neighborhood. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
832 Don't worry, they've got the wrong attachment on. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
833 You used to laugh when she barked at the vacuum cleaner. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
834 Honey, can you see if it is set to "suck" or "blow?" 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
835 Wait...I've gotta to update my status from feeling "Meh" to "WTF" 1.2917 0.06268 96 76 12 8
836 I hope their anal probes are more up-to-date. 1.2917 0.06441 96 77 10 9
837 No climate control, but at least we have the Clean Air Act. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
838 When the Republicans said they were going to "Clean up the streets", I pictured more police. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
839 Act Caucasian -- it's the HSA. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
840 This must be what happened to the cat. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
841 I think they've mistaken this for Washington. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
842 And here I thought we might someday be destroyed by a giant missile, not a giant Bissell. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
843 So that's the famous Interstellar Vacuum! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
844 Please take us! 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
845 Don't screw this up again: remember, just the dog! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
846 It's hard not to get swept up in the excitement of it all. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
847 Just like the bumper sticker says : LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
848 This could get real covfefe! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
849 Oh oh. This might be my fault. I just threw one of their babies out the other day. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
850 Take us to your Roomba. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
851 Don't look frightened , maybe they'll just take the dog. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
852 What is it with dogs and vacuum cleaners? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
853 Finally! Clean air! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
854 Bring it on dirtbags! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
855 Down boy, if they were that advanced, it would be a Roomba. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
856 Is this what they mean by the grim sweeper? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
857 Show them the poop bag now. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
858 I can’t believe they come in cordless now. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
859 Don’t worry, it’s not plugged in. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
860 They've come a long way since the door to door salesmen. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
861 Oh great. Just when I thought this day couldn't suck any more. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
862 I think we're going to be okay, here. That's an old model. 1.2872 0.04692 94 67 27 0
863 Quick, quick, under the rug! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
864 He tried to warn us. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
865 My first UFO sighting and it kind of sucks. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
866 Next thing you know, he'll be draining the swamp and tweeting about it. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
867 Don't worry. They only exist in a vacuum. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
868 And we can be your masters for only twelve easy payments! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
869 Don't they know that none of us lives in a vacuum, Martha? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
870 Apropos spaceships, that one sucks. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
871 What's this? I'm still not comfortable with drones. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
872 Wait, do vacuums work in space? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
873 Think they'll leave us alone if we let them have the dog? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
874 It's the vacuum of space. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
875 The outer space vacuum theory was not a hoax. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
876 If it's bagless we've got a shot. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
877 You can't hear it because there is no sound in the vacuum of space. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
878 I see they're outsourcing border control. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
879 I really pictured the Rapture differently 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
880 I remember my science teacher saying there was a vacuum in space.... Maybe this is it.. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
881 This won't do much to quell his fear of the vacuum. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
882 I found three more ugly flightless organisms for the collection! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
883 Look its a hoovercraft! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
884 This is why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
885 I guess just poor communication after promising to clean up Washington. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
886 We should never have left so much space junk. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
887 This is what happens when you abduct the cleaning lady instead of the rocket scientist. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
888 It's just a mirage. Don't get sucked in. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
889 They want us to suck up to them 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
890 Vacuum me up, Scotty! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
891 Don't worry. Your ass is too big. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
892 Maybe if you ever did the chores, it wouldn't be so "unidentified." 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
893 I think we're OK. It seems to be smiling. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
894 So much for the Rapture! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
895 Darling, did you say hovering or Hoovering? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
896 It's nice not having to carry poop bags any more, but this seems a little excessive! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
897 They go door to door and are incredibly persistent. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
898 I'd be more worried if it was a Dyson. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
899 See, illegal aliens do the jobs Americans don't want, or are too lazy to do 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
900 This is what happens when you bring in outside help. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
901 Just doing a little house cleaning before we move in. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
902 I knew the rapture would come, I just couldn't figure out how. Thank God for STEM. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
903 Quick, make like a sock! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
904 I thought we were taking the train. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
905 We've got three more years with this guy, I say we take our chances. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
906 E.T. Clean home! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
907 Their pooper scooper is light years ahead of ours. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
908 Dang! I didn't know Castro had a space program! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
909 That giant sucking sound? It's us. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
910 There's that giant sucking sound again... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
911 This isn't what I pictured when you said "vacuum of leadership". 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
912 No point in calling it in. They'll just sweep it under the rug. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
913 Well, the afterlife might suck too. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
914 There's a vacuum in our lives. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
915 I've seen my share of UFOs, but that's a big sucker! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
916 I guess there is life in a vacuum. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
917 I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
918 Now I see why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
919 so long, suckers... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
920 Wake up, Rover! You're having a nightmare! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
921 Elon Musk's Department of Sanitation. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
922 Would you mind directing me to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
923 We'll get you, my pretties, and your little dog, too! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
924 There is a rug that need vacuuming at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
925 Jumpin' jiminy! A hovering Hoover! Must be cloud-based. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
926 Oh no! Now they’ve sent The Mothership. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
927 Carl Sagan was right! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
928 Just like I told you when we left our planet, their dogs are scared of vacuums. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
929 You thought they abduct people with tractor beams? You watch too many movies. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
930 It's just a Department of Offensive Tactics Alien Removal Device., an old D.O.T.A.R.D. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
931 "I've always heard that there's a vacuum in outer space". 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
932 After 88 years of travel we finally made it. Take us to your leader, we heard he's one of us! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
933 Easy, boy, it's just a political vacuum. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
934 Looks like the physicists were right about the vacuum of space beyond our atmosphere. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
935 If they clean up the mess in Washington as well, they can stay. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
936 I always heard space was a vacuum. But this is not what I pictured! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
937 I liked it better when aliens just probed us. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
938 Eureka!" "No, I think it's a Hoover. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
939 There it is again, that crazy infomercial I was telling you about! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
940 Didn't the previous alien invaders use uprights? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
941 Well, that really sucks. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
942 I TOLD you, when you go after more than one, they get stuck in the tube! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
943 It turns out the dog was trying to warn us. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
944 Okay Rex......you can bark at THAT vacuum. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
945 I guess they haven't heard that nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
946 It must not be a very advanced civilization, or else they'd have a Dyson. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
947 Save yourself and the dog, I'll try to clog the hose! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
948 Relax. It's just a wet/dry vac to drain the swamp. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
949 What's that hoovering above us? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
950 I guess one can indeed develop superior intelligence in a vacuum. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
951 That new pooper scooper app is amazing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
952 "Dammit", The U.F.O,s have signed onto the Paris Accords. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
953 Struggling for a visual, little Harold attempted to imagine the "vacuum of space" 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
954 This confirms it. The EPA really does suck. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
955 I told you, the dog suit was fooling no one. Let Roomba go home. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
956 Next time we're sending the Roomba. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
957 I thought nothing could live in the vacuum of space. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
958 Oh No!!! We forgot the poop bag! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
959 Finally, one that will pick up dog hair. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
960 Which phobia is this? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
961 Fido abhors a vacuum too. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
962 At least it solves the Amelia Earhart mystery... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
963 They say there's a sucker born every minute 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
964 Graham Greene would appreciate this. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
965 They've sure improved on their abduction devices. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
966 Seven light years just to show up every second Thursday? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
967 Well... if they can't "drain the swamp" they might as well "vaccume the sidewalk" 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
968 Remember, we only want the dog, no more humans! 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
969 Well, that sure sucks. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
970 I thought that Nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
971 How advanced could they be? It's not a Dyson. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
972 They call it a Hoovercraft. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
973 You're saying it wrong. It's "hovering," not "hoovering." "Hoovering" is something Brits do. Be quiet, Sparky. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
974 Don't worry. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
975 Grab the dog, Millie. That giant sucking sound means we're getting too close to the border. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
976 No thanks, we already have a Roomba. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
977 It's used to clean flying carpets. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
978 Do you think they can remove dog hair off of suede? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
979 Wait! They told us we couldn't bring home another dog. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
980 It was one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a bunch of dirty footprints for everyone else! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
981 They must be from the planet Electrolux. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
982 Great...now we're being invaded by aliens with OCD. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
983 They can't suck anymore than our current leader 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
984 Apparently, we need a roof, not a wall. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
985 All we are is dust in the wind. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
986 Last time we were abducted it was so much more glamorous. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
987 Don't worry - its not plugged in. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
988 "Oh look, I pictured the rapture differently". 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
989 Honey, when I said get a vacuum that's out of this world, I didn't mean it like this. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
990 They don't ever do under the bridges. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
991 Yeah, he's always barked at vacuum cleaners, but this time he may be right 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
992 Yes, to them we're just dust in the wind. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
993 Well, that sucks. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
994 You can't say it isn't a novel way of cleaning up Washington. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
995 Well, there you have it. Aliens suck. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
996 Trump is looking for some supporters! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
997 I thought they would be an advanced civilization, but that’s not even a Dyson. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
998 Say what you want but believe me when I say nothing can suck worse than living here after the last election. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
999 We're safe- It's not plugged in. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1000 It can't be that intelligent, it's not bagless. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1001 Now THAT is the dog's worst nightmare! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1002 Well, we could use a clean start. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1003 You know, I never imagined being sucked into the vacuum of space would be like this. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1004 Excellent timing, we've forgotten to bring a baggie! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1005 And you said the Roomba wasn't watching us... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1006 It's a political vacuum. It sucks. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1007 Actually, I think the new Air Dyson looks a little too retro. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1008 He prefers to be brushed. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1009 Sweeping change is here. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1010 Ask Elon Musk. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1011 They stole our technology! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1012 Suck me up, Scottie! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1013 Well! they are going to have to settle for "we came; we saw; we vacuumed up." 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1014 Take us to your dust bunnies! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1015 Take us to your Oreck. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1016 Can you direct us to the Hoover Dam? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1017 Look honey, that tesla guy got into vacuums. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1018 I get the push for cleaner air, but . . . 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1019 Rocket man launches a pre-emptive strike 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1020 You’d think an advanced civilization would have newer equipment. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1021 No worries Max, it's a cat scan. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1022 Well technically, space is a vacuum. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1023 Look, another private flight sucking the American tax payer's dollar. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1024 Hoover me up Scottie! 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1025 Sure, they're highly advanced from some 40 thousand light years away, but it still took them since 1956 to get here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1026 I would’ve expected something a bit less ‘dernier siècle’. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1027 Ross, I do hear a "Giant Sucking Sound!!" 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1028 Those clean air people still don't get it. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1029 Did Goodyear merge with Hoover? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1030 It’s the maid en voyage. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1031 Well, it looks like the machina ex deum has arrived. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1032 I guess they want to clean up the neighborhood before they land. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1033 I can finally relate to his fear of the vacuum. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1034 I think the word you want is hover, not hoover. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1035 We ALREADY scooped! 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1036 For When a Plastic Bag and a Scooper Just Aren't Enough 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1037 That''s all we need...another out of town environmentalist. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1038 Easy Rover, it's just a hoovercraft. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1039 Somehow I imaged them being more, I don't know." "Disc shaped? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1040 I wonder how good it is at picking up pet hair. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1041 You're right, alien absuction makes so much more sense. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1042 Would you look at that. I didn't think they made canister vacuums anymore. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1043 It's OK. They're on the way to Washington! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1044 Let’s hope they’re just here for the leaves. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
1045 Oh geez, this is gonna suck. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1046 I've always heard there was a vacuum in space. 1.2706 0.06979 85 71 5 9
1047 I just knew that if aliens ever came, they'd suck. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1048 Too bad you didn't think of that before you named him Dusty. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1049 So that giant sucking noise wasn't the sound of our country's dignity going down the drain! 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1050 U.F.O.H.E.P.A. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1051 Mitzy had been training for this moment her entire life. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1052 Can't say the dog didn't warn us. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1053 The doggie doo ordinances are getting out of hand! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1054 A giant WHAT sound? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1055 No wonder he is afraid of our vacuum cleaner.... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1056 This reminds me of the time Buster was barking at that mailman-shaped alien spacecraft. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1057 Well there goes the theory that nothing can exist in a vacuum. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
1058 Retract! That's a virus with two hosts! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1059 I thought my fear of getting lost in the vacuum of space was irrational. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1060 Look! It's one of those new hoover-crafts! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1061 The big ones will clog the hose. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1062 That must be the vacuum of space I've heard about. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1063 I'm so glad we don't have to use those disgusting plastic bags anymore. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1064 You were right. Running into them would suck. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1065 I thought cloud technology was more complex than this. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1066 Did he say, "take me to your leader"? 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
1067 You really meant it when you said the new pooper-scooper is out of this world 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1068 When Trump deports the aliens, who will do the cleaning for us ? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1069 There goes more American jobs. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1070 I guess life can suck on other planets, too. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1071 I never took the concept of the vacuum of space literally. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1072 HG Wells sure got it wrong. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1073 These new immigration policies suck. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1074 Why do I suddenly feel like a dust bunny! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1075 Our leader? Right this way! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1076 They've come for our dust. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
1077 I could state the obvious that this really sucks, but why bother. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1078 A hose encounter of the third kind 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1079 They've been cleaning up other civilization's messes since the Hoover administration. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1080 My bet's the small one will produce the precious cargo we seek. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1081 Remain calm and don't look them in the antennae. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1082 Don't worry, it's only a Hoover craft. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1083 Well, yesterday they were spotted over the Hoover Dam. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1084 Did you bring the pet attachment? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1085 I hear there's a shortage of lint on their planet. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1086 "I always wondered about the "space is a vacuum"thing. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1087 Oh shit! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1088 They must want to take us back to the fifties. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1089 I thought that they were on the Trump no-entry list? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1090 Crop circles, maybe. But this still doesn't explain about the cows. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1091 Sure it’s powerful, but how often do they have to change the filter? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1092 I knew the Boeing-Hoover merger would lead to strange designs. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
1093 This isn't anything like the movies! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1094 Well, this could really suck. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1095 Quick! Wave the poopie bag! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1096 Say something so they know we're not dust. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1097 Suck us up Scotty! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1098 Finally ... no more plastic baggies! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1099 Relax Martha, They only want to tease the dog. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1100 Now that really sucks. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1101 Well, dust to dust. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
1102 Mr Sulu, set phasers to shag! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1103 Did you order an Uber Scooper? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1104 Relax, it’s an obsolete Electrolux. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1105 'I think he's looking to drain the swamp.' 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1106 They've decided to replace the EPA. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1107 'Remarkable to think that they traveled all this way in a vacuum...' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1108 Man, they're really cracking down on dog poop in the park. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1109 Now THAT's a great sucking sound! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1110 Finally, someone is going to clean up our mess! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1111 Take us to your Roomba. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1112 Not them, the small one's hair will gum up the filter... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1113 If it was a Dyson, we'd be home by now. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1114 "...and the best part is that Mexico is paying for it!' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1115 So that's the great sucking sound we've been hearing. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1116 Ya...like I said...life sucks. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1117 Keep walking and don't act like a specimen. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1118 Don’t worry they’re only looking for illegal aliens. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1119 Can aliens really be trying to beam up Scotty in a Hoover craft? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1120 They're cleaning up the galaxy. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1121 It could be a joint venture between Uber and Lyft. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1122 We are hoovercraft. All resistance is futile. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1123 It's a cartoon about nothing. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1124 Hey--doesn't the universe abhor a vacuum? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1125 They must have some really bad allergies. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1126 I think we're on the wrong end of an ethnic cleansing. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1127 It's that damn vacuum of outer space 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1128 I see tax reform passed. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1129 And Kudos to our intergalactic Pooper Scoopers. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1130 There goes the 'We come in peace' option. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1131 I told you the air was clean here. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1132 It's that giant sucking sound again. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1133 Damn. Sparky was right all along. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1134 Well, THAT makes me feel like a speck of dust in the universe. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1135 It has an abduction motor. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1136 I think my ride is here. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1137 Their wireless technology is miles more advanced than ours. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1138 Hide! It must be the invaders from Planet Nambia! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1139 That's odd, she's never barked at vacuum cleaners before. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1140 We're here to drain the Swamp. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1141 Keep moving or we're dust. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
1142 We heard things kinda suck around here... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1143 Miriam, you should you called 'Uber' and not 'Hoover' to come pick us up? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1144 Just tell me it's not your parents. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1145 Ready to go for a ride, Fido? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1146 You didn't mention you had family flying in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1147 Suck me up, Scottie! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1148 And just who do they think are going to do this messy job when all the undocumented aliens are gone? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1149 But we're not immigrants! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1150 Ahh, so this is NAFTA... 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1151 The part I hate the most is cleaning out the canister. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1152 No Alice, I still think the government sucks the most. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1153 Now we know life can exist in a vacuum. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1154 I think we've been mistaken for crumbs. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1155 No intelligent life here, Captain. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1156 It is true, space is a giant vacuum. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1157 She was right about vacuums - maybe we should investigate the mailman too. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1158 That is not the way I imagined God would come for me 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1159 Maybe we should have picked up his poop back there. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1160 Don’t worry. I left all the loose change at home. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1161 If they take you, I'll feed the dog. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1162 American's developed that technology over 90 years ago. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1163 It's all right, Rex. We picked it up. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1164 This could really suck. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1165 Guess they figured the swamp wasn't going to vacuum itself. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1166 Remember when street performers would just juggle? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1167 Look at the design of it. No wonder nature abhors it. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1168 I imagined the Rapture differently. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1169 I don't know about this new street cleaning contractor. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1170 I told you the canister would come back. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1171 Where in the universe is that thing plugged in? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1172 Well here they come to draft Buddy again. Will that damned Martian war against the longhaired Siamese never end? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1173 Yeah, flying really sucks these days. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1174 Sparky confronts the awesome vacuum of space. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1175 October 29th: SkyVac becomes self-aware. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1176 Look! It's the aliens from planet OCD. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1177 Did you promise them virgins or cats? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1178 Harold, please tell me you backed up our photos... 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1179 Beam me up, Hoover. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1180 so long, suckers... 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1181 We've got to get them into the subway. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
1182 Look! It's one of those high-tech pooper scoopers! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1183 This explains all the static on our tv earlier 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1184 They must have company coming. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
1185 Thank God, what took so long? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
1186 Look's like the city's outsourcing street cleaning again. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1187 How dangerous can they be? They're using a Hoover canister from the 40's. or Don't worry, they have the suction on the wrong end. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
1188 It's the most ridiculous looking UFO ever, but I've never seen the sidewalks so clean! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
1189 Stop it! You're scaring the dog. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1190 They're just living in a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1191 Maybe that's why nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1192 First Trump now Hoover 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1193 I'm glad we're finally clearing the air. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1194 Wow, I always thought "the vacuum of space" was something different. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1195 No Zork; this is a cleanup mission. Politicians only. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1196 Slow down mate, let them pick up the dog poop first 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1197 For a space ship, this one really sucks! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1198 Here's how you drain a swamp. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1199 Just when I thought the world couldn't suck any more. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1200 I told Our Leader I didn't like this planet, and she said, "Suck it up." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1201 Don't worry. He's been training for this moment his whole life. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1202 I was always curious why they called it the "vacuum of space." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1203 Vacuuming the hill country, eh? When did they finish draining the swamp? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1204 We're saved! It's Dyson ex machina 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1205 I expected something more high tech. Like a Dyson 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1206 Eureka!...We found them. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1207 Wait! You missed Spot. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1208 It's an older model--very little suction. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1209 I told you we should have brought a poop bag. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1210 I bet they don't do windows either. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1211 Well, the mayor did promise to clean up the town. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1212 The evolution of Cockroaches 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1213 OK, this one you can be afraid of. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1214 Bob and Doris wondered if the quest to to outsource cheap labour had gone too far 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1215 I think they've gone a little too far with making sure we clean up after our pets. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1216 Their new probe sucks big time. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1217 It was bad enough having to watch out for coyotes. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1218 Is that the new Dyson? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1219 I was wondering who won the city's clean-up contract. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1220 And you accuse me of living in a vacuum 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1221 The speaker at the planetarium said that outer space is full of those things. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1222 It was bound to happen — the dust bunnies are getting their revenge. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1223 This is probably going to suck. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1224 Something tells me this is going to suck. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1225 Say, isn't that a vacumulous cloud? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1226 It's true! Space IS a vacuum! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1227 You don't see an old model like that every day! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1228 It WILL work. The salesman specifically said this attachment is for earth's land-based mammals. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1229 Guess I didn't need the pooper scooper after all 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
1230 They're serious about poop scooping. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1231 Yes, definitely copyright infringement. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1232 I believe in "curb your dog," but this is going too far. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1233 Nature! Stop barking! It's just a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1234 So that's what they mean by 'living in a vacuum.' 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1235 He lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1236 It's designed to suck the loose change from the couches and pockets of the middle class. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1237 Dog-poop-be-gone unit D patrolling Central Park, over... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1238 Whoa! Fluffy abhors a vacuum. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1239 Wait, Irma! Its not hovering! Its hoovering! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1240 Is that the new pooper scooper you ordered on Amazon? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1241 Well, Helen. What I have to tell you next will suck a whole lot more. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1242 A canister? Are you kidding me? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1243 Wanna try out the new crack and crevice tool? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1244 His campaign did promise to clean up our streets." 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1245 Well, that sucks. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1246 I had always wondered how to clean flying carpets. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1247 Cleaning up the environment 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1248 In the vacuum of space, no one can hear you scream. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1249 I know we have thirty already but they're so damn cute. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1250 It's an alien hoovercraft! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1251 We're not gonna suck up to them. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1252 We've come to free you from your four-legged overlords. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1253 This totally sucks. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1254 Watch your wallet. This is what the government is using instead of raising taxes. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1255 No wonder men in the 1950s called it an unidentified flying object... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1256 For a UFO, it sucks. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1257 Do you think they want to clean us or eat us? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1258 Abort, abort, we only have room for two! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1259 Well, that really sucks. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1260 Looks like the poop patrol is on alert today 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1261 Missed a spot.... 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1262 Close encounters of the hygienic kind 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1263 Which side of the street do we park on when they vacuum 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
1264 There go the Joneses, showing off their new pooper-scooper 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1265 But can they do windows? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1266 Look at that flying Hoover hover! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1267 Frankly I'm a bit disappointed; you'd expect a truly advanced civilization to show up in a bag-free upright model. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1268 Don't worry, Daisy has been preparing for this moment her whole life. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1269 Relax, that's the wrong attachment 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1270 Honey, can you hold the leash for a second while I grab my phone? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1271 I wouldn't worry, it's not plugged in. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1272 Please - he’s hypoallergenic and non-shedding! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1273 Honey, is that a CORDLESS vacuum cleaner? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
1274 How does he know that we are Mexican? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1275 Take us to your dust bunnies! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1276 That's one hell-of-a pooper scooper! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1277 He couldn’t get funding for the wall so they’re testing the Giant Vacuum. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
1278 You don't want to be here when the thing gets clogged. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1279 Some camouflage! They see us. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1280 Trump wants to shut down the EPA for this?! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1281 They're funded by the Clean Air Act. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
1282 Quit whining and just suck it up! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1283 It's not just me, nature abhors them, as well. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1284 Just don't tell me to "suck it up!" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
1285 Hoover Dam? Make a right at the 3rd light in Roswell. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
1286 Oh no! OCD UFOs! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1287 Stay quiet and pretend not to be dust. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1288 I see our President is adopting some of Hoover’s policies 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1289 A vacuum abhors nature. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1290 It must have a really long cord. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1291 So, do the crop circles appear before or after you take away the cows? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1292 How advanced can they be? It’s clearly not hypoallergenic. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1293 The Peterson's were shocked to find that their new dog grooming service was literally out of this world. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1294 It's that giant sucking sound of our jobs going to Mars. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1295 You're taking me to the cleaners? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1296 All along, he was trying to warn us. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1297 It's your lucky day, we are allergic to dog hair. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1298 It's OK Corky, nature abhors those dang things, too. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1299 I suppose it's better than being probed. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1300 Whew, they just missed us, kids. Kids? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1301 Forget it. We'll never clean up this place. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1302 At least they're the tidying up kind. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1303 Greetings. We at Intergalactic Cleaners have been informed of a swamp problem somewhere in your nation? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1304 Rex knew all along 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1305 It's not even a Dyson and they call themselves advanced. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1306 over our heads in housework out here too. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1307 You laughed, George. You laughed when my horoscope said I was destined to die in the vacuum of space. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1308 Oh great, as if my day didn't suck already! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1309 @realHerbertHoover: they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1310 I told you they were going to start cracking down on people who didn't clean up after their pets. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1311 I said, "stop chasing the cats!" But you just wouldn't listen. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1312 Not sure why they traveled so far to pick up dog poop. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1313 Someone should tell them "hover" has only one "o". 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1314 I've that people from other planets may live in a vacuum. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1315 Is this part of what they call 'The Rapture'? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1316 In Space, No One Can Hear You Suck. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1317 OMG! They're Hoovering! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1318 Quick! Where's the poo bag? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1319 I told you we should have brought the extension hose! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1320 If he puts it in reverse, run! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1321 Your spaceship sucks 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1322 You forgot to grab the poop bag again, didn't you. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1323 Take cover, a Hoover hovers over. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1324 I told you there was a vacuum out there. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1325 Nature appears to abhor us. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1326 No honey, the Macy's parade is next month. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1327 Sure gives new meaning to "big sucking sound." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1328 Grandma always said Electrolux would change the world ! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1329 We PROMISE we'll pick-up the poop! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1330 By golly, Marge! That must be one of those vacuums of space they talk about. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1331 Betty had a sinking feeling that this would be her comeuppance for the ruthless way she treated Legos. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1332 I hope they're here for our leader! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1333 Look out! It may be Jared Kushner expelled from the vacuum this time. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1334 I guess they're finally going to clean up the swamp. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1335 Take me to your cleaner 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1336 The trick to exterminating humans is to set the knob to carpet. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1337 This literally sucks. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1338 Hi, don't panic we're from the Government an we're here to help you! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1339 Let's design it to run on solar, I said. But no, you insisted on the dog-poop model. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1340 Hartzwqrkth, you know those four-legged creatures get stuck whenever we do this. Let's go over a block. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1341 Looks like life sucks everywhere. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1342 Bob, if you even mention the 'vacuum of space' Im leaving you. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1343 I always thought the 'vacuum of space' was more of an expression. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1344 Boy, that's a big sucker..... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1345 Love our new pooper scooper service. It's out of the world! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1346 I told you there would be consequences for not picking up after him. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1347 Um...a Dyson maybe? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1348 Margaret...where's Bobby? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1349 Lucky we brought the dog 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1350 They want to land in a clean environment. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1351 Contest #586 Oct 2, 2017: "Try not to look like a dust bunny, Charlotte." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1352 Not much has changed since the fifties. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1353 Well, there's the proof. Nature abhores a vacuum. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1354 Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
1355 They may be advanced but their 'transporter' really sucks! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1356 He's been trying to warn us for years! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
1357 Well, you always said you wanted to be swept off your feet. Now's your chance. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
1358 Looks like they got that new pooper scooper off the ground 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
1359 Funny. He usually barks at vacuum cleaners. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
1360 Scotty, we're losing suction!" "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1361 That's the 2018 Zoomba with the dog-catcher attachment. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1362 And they say they're light years ahead of us, hah! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
1363 Finally I am going to have this done to me with the lights on. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
1364 I told you today was going to suck. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1365 Those Hoover sales reps never give up. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1366 This is going to suck. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1367 You have to admit. It's better than a poop bag. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1368 I hear their planet sucks 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1369 They need to change their aerospace contractor to Dyson before I go with them. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1370 It must be one of those new electric Hoovercrafts looking for a place to plug in. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1371 Capture the leader. The followers are not worth examining. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1372 Suck them up Scotty. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1373 Told you your first encounter would suck. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1374 I refuse to suck up to them. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1375 Hey! Don't you know nature abhors a vacuum? 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1376 Maybe they've been sent to drain the swamp. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1377 We're in luck! We forgot Sparky's poop bags. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1378 I'm disappointed it's not a tractor beam 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1379 It's OK. Nothing can survive in a vacuum. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1380 Someone's gotta clean up this planet. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1381 Don't worry. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1382 Successor to the EPA 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1383 Honey it is just a vacuum. You would know if you cleaned the house more 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1384 DON'T WORRY, IT'S FAKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE A ELECTRIC CORD. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1385 Looks to be some sort of Hoovercraft. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1386 And I thought street sweepers were annoying. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1387 Did I not warn you it would be a mistake to name him Lint? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1388 I thought nature abhorred a vacuum! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1389 It's not so black and white. We don't exist in a vacuum. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1390 Just capture the leader--the one in front. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1391 All this, and they still don't do windows. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1392 At least they aren't using the brush attachment. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1393 If they don't need an upright, we don't need an upright. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1394 But you still can't park here on street cleaning day. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1395 Maybe it's just a pooper scooper. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1396 There’s a sucker born every minute. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1397 Nobody will believe our abduction story. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1398 Don't worry dear. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1399 I finally understand the vacuum of space. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1400 It doesn't look pet-friendly, but they do take dogs. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1401 Perfect timing. I just ran out of bags. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1402 Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson *said* there was a vacuum in space. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1403 I told you to take the one with the long extension cord, but you wouldn't listen. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1404 Don't worry---those aren't NEARLY as powerful as an upright! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1405 I guess it's dust-to-dust time, for us. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1406 Why do we always have to clean up right before the cleaning lady comes? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1407 I just figured out the cause of Climate Change. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1408 Sweetheart, no matter what you do, don't let go of the leash. I'll be right back. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
1409 Don't worry, dear, killer barks at the one at home, too. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1410 I'm pretty sure it's not City Waste Management. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1411 Their home work's going to eat the dog! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1412 I knew our language was too dirty! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1413 I guess that's what he's been trying to warn me about for all these years. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1414 Should I be able to hear the vacuum of space? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1415 Last week was a flying broom. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1416 Introducing the new HEPA-filter clean air initiative 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1417 Space age technology, but it can't pick up dog hair 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1418 Barketta's been trying to warn us against vacuum cleaners for years--and now we know why! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1419 I hoped they changed the bag. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1420 Looks like we've outsourced the 'draining of the swamp'. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1421 The tractor beam is in the shop. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1422 I see Dyson has entered the space race. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1423 Since most humans' nightmares have already come true with Trump, we figured we'd give dogs' nightmares a go. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1424 How come I can’t get mine to work like that? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1425 Spare the four-legged one, they eat the crumbs. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1426 Now I wished he had built the wall instead. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1427 It's true! There IS a vacuum in space. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1428 Real aliens fly uprights not cannisters!! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1429 It's true! Space IS a vacuum! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1430 Boys, you know you're not allowed to play with the Enlarger. Go shrink that vacuum cleaner back down and clean up your room immediately! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1431 Weird. He's not usually scared of the vacuum. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1432 Dear God, the vacuum of space! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1433 If we report it, they'll think it's fake news. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1434 Elon Musk should really stick to cars. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1435 Hee, hee. They forgot to plug in the cord. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1436 Maybe we'll be saved by the filter. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1437 And you thought I was living in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1438 First they came for the dust bunnies, and he did not speak 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1439 Aliens suck. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1440 Well of course they suck. They're Martians. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1441 Hmm! Let's see. Women are from vacuum cleaners, men are from chainsaws. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1442 Boy, they really take their pooper scooper law seriously here 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1443 I told him this would work better than a wall. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1444 Honey, I told you this place is really serious her about their scooper law! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
1445 We're in luck. They haven't developed an Earhling attachment. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1446 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when they say the "vacuum of space". 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1447 Drone delivery is fine, but drone pickup needs work. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1448 I told you we were the lint of the universe. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1449 Now THAT is an unidentified flying object. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1450 Oh, man, this is gonna really suck. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1451 Did you remember to change the filter bag? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1452 I've always heard about the vacuum of space... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1453 Don't worry Rocky, it's not a real vacuum cleaner, it's only an alien spaceship. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1454 Missed a spot.... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1455 You'd think they would've heard of the tractor beam by now. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1456 I think we're going to get those colonoscopies the Trump Health Care plan won't pay for after all. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1457 You did pick up Fido's poop, didn't you? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1458 With that old hunk of junk, they'll have to go over us two or three times to suck us up. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1459 That thing sucks. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1460 All I know is that giant sucking sound has something to do with Nafta 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1461 Here we go...alien ab-suction! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1462 Well, now I know how we're paying for the new tax plan. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1463 Don't forget to clean under the atmosphere! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1464 Wait, Zorb, there's more! For six easy payments of only $29.99, you also get the pet hair attachment! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1465 We were commissioned to drain the swamp. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1466 And we thought OUR planet really SUCKED! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1467 Looks like the witches have upgraded this year! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1468 Nature is not the only one that abhors a vacuum 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1469 I thought life couldn't survive in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1470 Looks like alien life sucks too 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1471 What was that you said back there about "nature abhors a vacuum"? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1472 So the park service is outsourcing 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1473 Amazon really stepped up their game. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1474 I wouldn't worry until they upgrade to a Dyson. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1475 Go back and scoop the poop, or suffer the consequences. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1476 I've heard that space was a vacuum, but I did not know it meant this. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1477 When the Bacon People from Centauri 4 invaded, we never heard a peep. Now he won't stop barking. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1478 See! I told you there's a vacuum in outer space. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1479 A vacuum from the vacuum. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1480 Don't worry, it can't suck, they are using Trump as the dirtbag. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1481 Did you bring the other attachment? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1482 I've signed up with air Poop'n Scoop. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1483 Trumps answer to fake global pollution. 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
1484 So this is what air travel has become? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1485 I told you! Do not give our address to that Hoover guy! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1486 Somehow I had a different idea in mind for "draining the swamp". 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1487 Yes, the universe does suck, Charlie. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1488 Take me to the Hoover Institute 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1489 I've developed quite an attachment to humans. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1490 I told you UFO's suck! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1491 Some aliens are less advanced than others. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1492 They just got our TV shows from the fifties. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1493 Looks like the neighborhood is getting serious about this new scoop the poop ordinance. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1494 Looks like they cheaped out and got the Hoover Craft instead. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1495 I clearly heard what he said, and it was not "sucked up." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1496 Look out Marge, it's a hoovercraft. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1497 Wow, it's hoovering in midair 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1498 Uh-oh. I think we're about to be abdusted. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1499 Don't worry honey. That hose is too narrow for your lovely hips. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1500 They say that nature abhors a vacuum... 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1501 It's Ok! It's just Tom Price leaving DC! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1502 So that's the vacuum of space. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1503 I got a group rate on lipo. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1504 I told you to bring the pooper-scooper, now look! 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1505 Don't worry. It's unplugged! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1506 Wow, I haven't seen one of those since the 50s. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1507 I wonder where they empty the bag. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1508 Well, they said they'd leave the earth a better place than when they found it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1509 I could be wrong, but these types of incidents usually create power vacuums. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1510 Surprise! For your birthday I ordered a cleaning service that's suppose to be out of this world! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1511 Must be from the Planet Dyson. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1512 Well, my therapist was wrong...life CAN exist in a vacuum. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1513 Run! It's the vacuum of space! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1514 Now that's a pooper scooper. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1515 Relax. This is suction, not abduction. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
1516 Well, you can't call it unidentified. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
1517 We're okay for now. It needs to go back and forth a few times before it sucks us up. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1518 Let's go – it can't be worse than the world we're living in right now, right? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1519 So...this is why Max has always been afraid of the vacuum. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1520 Oh, so now you agree that gentrification has gone too far? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1521 Rex did try to warn us. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1522 The Hoover Super-Duper Uber Pooper Scooper. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1523 When they said space was a vacuum, I wasn't expecting an Electrolux. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1524 Yeah, that cloud over to the left, get rid of it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1525 Earthlings just won’t do this work. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1526 My pessimism is vindicated- the Universe sucks. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1527 When I wished for a cleaner environment, this wasn't exactly what I meant. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1528 Just take the people. You can never pick up all of the dog. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1529 Judging by this particular vacuum model, aliens aren't as advanced as we previously thought. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1530 How can they expect us to welcome them when it's just our nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1531 He doesn't shed! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1532 Just another Trump strategy to round up and deport aliens. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1533 It's your turn to change the bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1534 Wow! They were serious when they said "clean up after your dog " ! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1535 Is that how you pictured the vacuum of space? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1536 Help us change the filter. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1537 Where's the baggie?! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1538 It's just the pooper scooper service. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1539 It looks like an identified flying object. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1540 The White House is over there! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1541 I accept that the White House is less predictable each day, but that’s a poor excuse for a wall.” 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1542 The resale value isn't much, but it gets amazing mileage. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1543 Doris, this really sucks. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1544 Quick! Under the giant couch! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1545 That reminds me -- the housekeeper can't come till Wednesday this week. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1546 I knew Dyson was developing a new car but this this is a complete surprise. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1547 Resistance is futile Buddy. Surrender meow, er... now. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1548 What's that giant sucking sound? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1549 What do you mean, no one ever told you outer space is a vacuum? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1550 For their sake, I sure hope they have a HEPA filter! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1551 Some people live in a vacuum. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1552 Great, we don't have to clean up after the dog. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1553 That Elon Musk just keeps getting weirder. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1554 You must evacuate NOW! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1555 Do you really think they'll come back after they change bags? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1556 In space, it's just one giant vacuum. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1557 Look at that—a relic of the Hoover administration! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1558 Is this your idea of sweeping me off my feet?! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1559 Don't panic--it's not plugged in. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1560 You know, I'm fine with Amazon just delivering to our house. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1561 Take me to your cleaner 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1562 Do not say any thing dirty. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1563 This pooper scoop drone app? Was it a free download? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1564 I always said vacuuming would be the death of me. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1565 Quick, get under the sofa. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1566 You'd think they would have started in Puerto Rico. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1567 This will be a long ride. Hope there's a new bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1568 I've heard that cleanliness is next to godliness, but this is ridiculous. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1569 Look! The vacuum of space! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1570 Gee, Bob, I knew those budget cuts to EPA were deep, but this is ridiculous. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1571 Looks like the Mayor is making good on his promise to clean up the city. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1572 This job REALLY sucks 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1573 Forget it, Zork. You know I'm a cat person. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1574 I told you to bring a bag. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1575 Fear not, Earthlings! Our probes are covered under the Alien Care Act. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1576 It's the Clean Air Act!! Clean AIR!! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1577 See, little clean men really do exist. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1578 Sorry, we don't know where Mr. Dyson lives. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1579 So that's why space is a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1580 Let's hope a vacuum doesn't abhore nature. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1581 I thought Tuesdays was sidewalk cleaning. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1582 He hates vacuum cleaners. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1583 Ahhh! So that's what the Hoover guys meant when they said that their newest model would be "out of this world." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1584 I told you there was a vacuum in outer space! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1585 The couple on the side walk looks like they need a lift. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1586 Dude, I don't think those are dust bunnies. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1587 Well there goes the neighborhood. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1588 Let's take a knee and get the President involved. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1589 Maybe this is what Fido was trying to warn us about 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1590 Well Mildred, It looks like this day is gonna suck! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1591 But it's not a Bissell. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1592 The stories about alien absuction are real! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1593 Makes sense, with the ozone going, someone has to come in and clean up after us. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1594 I understand their planet is the cleanest one in the galaxy. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1595 Somehow, this isn't how I pictured the Rapture. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1596 Hoovercraft just seems a more apt term. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1597 Run Spot run! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1598 Take us to your mop. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1599 Look! Aliens from a galaxy bed bath and beyond! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1600 People of Earth surrender at once or we will scare your dog to death! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1601 And we've been worrying about cleaning up after our DOG? 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1602 I TOLD you this city takes dog poop seriously! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1603 I would have thought that with higher intelligence they would have gotten away from the canister model. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1604 I didn’t know that a Hoover could hover like that! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1605 I told you we should bring our own 'pooper scooper." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1606 Cordless is nice, but can it handle dog hair? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1607 I knew it. They think the dogs are in charge. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1608 Don't they know that on this planet Nature abhors a vacuum? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1609 Take us to to your cleaners. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1610 The small one looks tender. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1611 Stop barking Fido. Don't be afraid. There's nothing in space but a vacuum. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1612 As expected the Dyson space program has backfired. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1613 I expected the rapture to be more rapturous than this. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1614 I told you to stop using the word 'suck' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1615 We come to clean your streets. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1616 They're looking for loose change." 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1617 I told you the instructions said we should Hover over Earth not Hoover. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1618 How long do we have to wait until he poops? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1619 Thanks, but Daisy's a Labradoodle, so she doesn't shed. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1620 They said space is a vacuum. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1621 That looks like it has a great HEPA filter. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1622 It must have come from the vacuum of space 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1623 It's not the noise that freaks her out. She's been trying to warn us! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1624 This could really suck. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1625 Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1626 Hoovering isn't what it used to be. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1627 Relax Dabney. It's just a Hoovercraft. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1628 Where's Ross Perot when we need him? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1629 They said they would come back with another ship to pick us up. This must be it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1630 Looks like we picked a good walk to forget our plastic bag. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1631 Oh no! We'll be sucked into the vacuum of space! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1632 Vacuum technology these days has gone way beyond the Dyson ball! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1633 It's the Martians' low-tech way of collecting Earth samples. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1634 There's no outlet! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
1635 Always clean before you move into a new place. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1636 The little one will go right through the HEPA filter. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1637 Quick, under the couch! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1638 Where were these guys when Irma came through here? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1639 Greetings from the vacuum of space. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1640 They take the 'please clean up after your pet' sign seriously 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1641 Don't be scared, Scotty. They seem friendly. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1642 Our dog "Nature" abhors a vacuum 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1643 I miss the probes 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1644 It's that new Dyson flying car. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1645 We should never have sent them "The Lucy Show." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1646 I told you aliens will treat us like dirt. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1647 And I thought vacuum in space meant something entirely different. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1648 New form of tax collection, maybe? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1649 Look, Marge, I'm with Buddy on this one. Some of these new green initiatives really suck. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1650 I thought nature abhors a vacuum ! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1651 Wireless is definitely the way to go. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1652 I knew Richard Dyson would turn on humanity someday. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1653 Wait, today is alternate-side. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1654 I'll bet life on their planet really sucks! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1655 That Elon Musk thinks of everything! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1656 Quiet Hoover, we told you this would happen some day! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1657 The one on the leash is the smartest. Take her. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1658 One million light-years and we're still on the first bag 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1659 I guess this is why they removed the doggie waste bag dispensers. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1660 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1661 So much for the rumored sightings of alien spacecraft shaped like upright vacuum cleaners. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1662 Boarding should be easy, but I’m guessing there’s not much legroom. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1663 Ross Perot was wrong! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1664 Enough with "It sucks." Just move on, Jerome. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1665 You know, it's days like this that I just feel like a speck in the universe. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1666 Advanced? You'd think they'd have something more aerodynamic like a Roomba. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1667 These aliens suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1668 Let’s just hope they changed the bag recently. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1669 Suck or blow? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1670 Did you practice your "Klaatu barada nikto"? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1671 Oh, wow. This really sucks. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1672 Humans, this your Electrolux canister captain. Prepare for transport to the 1950s. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1673 Something's upsetting the dog. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1674 So what if I can't spell armageddon. It's not the end of the world. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1675 Well, they can't be Buddhists....too many attachments 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1676 I told you going out on a day like this would suck! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1677 I don't know- who was the first director of the FBI? What brings that up? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1678 That's odd -- I always pictured the vacuum of space as bigger. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1679 Sunbeam them up, Scottie. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1680 Look, someone's finally draining the swamp! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1681 The Space X, Tesla and Dyson merger certainly helped clean up the city streets. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1682 Relax, they grabbed the small attachment. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1683 We already live in a vacuum. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1684 Suck it, humans. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1685 What do you mean, of course I don't know what it is. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1686 Great! The one time we forget to bring plastic bags with us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1687 They're taking us to the cleaners! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1688 I told you to change the bag before we left Mars! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1689 How dare you. They're "undocumented life forms." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1690 Finally, someone to clean up this mess. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1691 Xzorjg, we'll use the upright for Central Park, but the canister works better on flat surfaces. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1692 Quick, see if you have any lint in your pocket. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1693 Aliens from the Hoover Administration. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1694 They really exist in a vacuum. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1695 Oh, so that's what they mean by the vacuum of space... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1696 It looks like we won't need to pick up after Fido after all 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1697 Our witches ride broomsticks, theirs ride vacuums. We're not so different after all! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1698 People don't realize that nobody here is willing to take those jobs. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1699 I told you it was ‘alien absuction’ and not abduction! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1700 Well, this is gonna suck. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1701 Don't worry Fido. Planet Dyson takes good care of its immigrants. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1702 Maybe it won't suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1703 They requested a major clean-up on this planet 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1704 The agent misunderstood. I said 'hovercraft,' not 'hoovercraft.' 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1705 It's the new Boeing-Electrolux bomber. It cleans up the debris it creates. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1706 I told you we'd get in trouble if you left the doggie do on the sidewalk. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1707 I guess nowhere is safe from the vacuum of space. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1708 Looks like it's sweep's-week on Alpha Centauri. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1709 Scoop the poop, Siri, not the pup. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1710 Its a Kirby, they are expensive! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1711 Another of life's mysteries is revealed. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1712 These people aren't very friendly. He said the world abhors a vacuum! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1713 The one in front is obviously the leader. Take him. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1714 Scientists say that space is one big vacuum. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1715 Define "Leader." 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1716 I told you an alien invasion was going to suck. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1717 We need to give them directions to Washington DC. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1718 Prepare to enter the infinite vacuum of space 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1719 Well ftankly, I didn't see that coming! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1720 The dominant species must be the one leading the two subspecies. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1721 DACA aside, he wanted to keep some aliens as domestics. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1722 Just when you think the world couldn't suck more .... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1723 Oh My God, an Unidentified Hoovering Object. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1724 Thanks Obama. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1725 Watch out for Hurricane Dyson. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1726 I thought the vacuum of space was just an expression 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1727 "Honey, dont look now but I think they've spotted us. Do you think it's because Pedro doesn't bark in English"? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1728 The big ones won't fit our intake. Pick up and interrogate the little barky one. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1729 That reminds me, we have to pay Consuela this week. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1730 HIs name is James Dyson but I’m afraid I don’t know how to take you to him 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1731 Dust to dust. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1732 It's one of those retro rockets. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1733 Since when were motorized vehicles allowed in the park? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1734 I guess outer space really is just a big vacuum. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1735 Finally! An answer for the pollen. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1736 I have a feeling this is going to suck! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1737 It's a pooper scooper on steroids, my dear. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1738 One Worlds Garbage Another Worlds Treasure 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1739 Incoming. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1740 Intelligent life? Maybe, but domestic surely. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1741 Attention below, who ordered the Costco pooper scooper? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1742 We come in peace. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1743 It looks like extraterrestrial life sucks too. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1744 He says the Roomba makes them the superior race. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1745 They're looking for a dirty bomb. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1746 This is going to really suck. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1747 I guess space doesn't abhor a vacuum 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1748 I've never seen someone actually hoovered up before. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1749 This could get interesting. You know how Fifi hates the vacuum. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1750 Stop yapping Fido, you've seen a vacuum cleaner before. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1751 No barking, Cosmo! It's just a vacuum! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1752 Remember, it's your turn to empty the canister. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1753 I guess life sucks on that planet. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1754 Bring her up Gazoc, we have enough body parts. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1755 I can't seem to find a place to plug this in. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1756 Illegal aliens suck. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1757 Could you direct us to the nearest outlet? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1758 This could suck. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1759 It's the deadly vacuum of outer space !! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1760 It was quite a day when an obscure theory of physics was exhibited: space in a vacuum equals a vacuum in space. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1761 Think that's our Uber? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1762 This looks Sirius. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1763 I heard it's a test of Elon Musk's solution for those pesky fall leaves. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1764 I hope that's not the anal probe. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1765 Dog. It is I, your arch enemy. We meet again, but this time I enjoy air superiority. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1766 Oh. I always thought 'dust to dust' was a metaphor. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1767 To think I used to sell the smaller model door to door! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1768 It seems to be Hoovering over us. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1769 It's ok Rex, the family with the corgi clogged the nozzle. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1770 That filter wont last a day. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1771 You can have him, but you'll need the 'shag' setting. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1772 You feel as guilty as I do for yelling at him to quiet down all these years? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1773 Their technology sucks. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1774 Don’t panic. They don’t even have cyclonic vacuum technology yet. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1775 Lucky we're pro vaxxer. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1776 I didn't think we were becoming that vacuous. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1777 It's Amazon's new pooper scooper. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1778 I thought he only barked at the mailman. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1779 Looks like Donald Trump has asked the Martians to help him drain the swamp. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1780 Yeah, it does seem that all the blockbuster movies are just about product placement. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1781 We should never have given them access to the Amazon Prime account. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1782 Here is another example of Elon Musk beating the government to the punch. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1783 Embrace the suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1784 Ok. Now I get it. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1785 They must've heard the White House is a dump. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1786 "Thanks for bringing your giant space hover. But your gonna need a death star to sort out the mess we've made". 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1787 I preferred the beam! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1788 Take us to your leader! His tweets are out of this world... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1789 I think it's a hoover craft 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1790 For as small as they are you'd think their hose would be shorter. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1791 You say you come in peace, yet you deploy your most powerful attachment. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1792 ...Dual cyclonic action, washable HEPA filter, multipurpose brush, bagless canister, and the best warranty in the galaxy. In short, Gorath, they WILL be assimilated. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1793 Be nice if there were a pic. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1794 Sure their technology gets them to other planets, but they're not bagless. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1795 Bet you’ve never seen one of those before. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1796 They get a little bit greener every year... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1797 It's a Hoovercraft. It's taking the place of the wall. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1798 Sparky might be wrong about the mailman. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1799 Draining the swamp 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1800 Bye Fido. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1801 It was cheaper than “the wall” and they used some of the parts left over from the “Star Wars” project in the 80’s. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1802 I hope you're using the pet setting. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1803 Make sure the setting is not on carpet...we had problems extracting the last batch of humans. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1804 Throw Fido into it and run like hell. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1805 They should know nature abhors a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1806 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Scoopermen. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1807 We are from the Planet Canister: show us to your dust! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1808 I always wondered how they cleaned up after the Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1809 What will they think UP next? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1810 So much for the "life doesn't exist in a vacuum" theory. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1811 Act like nothing out of the ordinary is hovering above us, but on the count of three, toss ol' Duke up in the air, and run like hell, it's our only hope! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1812 Quick! Giv'em the dog! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1813 They did say they're cleaning up this city from the top down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1814 Tuesday, it's tuned to Mexicans, Wednesdays to Muslims, Saturdays to reporters. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1815 Quick! Engage fur attachment! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1816 I guess the city council was serious about outsourcing sanitation. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1817 So there is a total vacuum in space! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1818 There IS a vacuum in space. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1819 Some called Tom a clean freak. Others dubbed his stumbling onto the vacuum time machine an act of pure genius. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1820 You missed Spot. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1821 Cool, no shower today. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1822 Our leader responds well to sucking up. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1823 Looks like our investment in clean energy is finally paying off. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1824 Did you say aliens suck? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1825 I hoped they changed the bag. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1826 At least now we can tell the children what 'that sucks' really means. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1827 I knew we should have showered this morning. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1828 But I like Kansas. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1829 Why, no. What makes you think we're here to collect samples? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1830 Definitely Ancient Aliens. The new guys would be driving a Dyson. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1831 Uh-oh, this is gonna suck. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1832 Careful! The nearest repair shop is 6.2 light-years away. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1833 When they come in a Roomba, we’d really be in trouble. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1834 Is it 'hovering' or 'hoovering'? I can never remember. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1835 Earthlings, can you direct us to the Augean stables? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1836 He always barks at the vacuum. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1837 It IS true, there is a vacuum at the top. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1838 This is gonna suck. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1839 Who says we don't live in a vacuum? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1840 Well it is "yuge," but I dont think its better than staying in the Paris Climate Agreement. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1841 Wow, martians really suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1842 They weren’t joking about gentrifying the place. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1843 We are sooooo Electrofuxed. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1844 They are finally here to clean up the mess. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1845 I told you this town sucks. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1846 We're Electrofuxed. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1847 Suck it up, Mr. Sulu. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1848 Maybe they don't want to conquer the world — maybe just pet hair. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1849 Holy cow! It's an unusually fastidious object! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1850 It's the IRS's new "Easy File" program. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1851 The city outsourced the street sweeping department. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1852 I don't care if it does ten parsecs a second. The ride still sucks. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1853 We should've kept the promise to your mother that we'd fly out to see her. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1854 Hey lover, I think that hoover in a hover is scaring our Rover. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1855 Don't worry. It's just a Vogon VacuumCleanerShip. They only get bit parts. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1856 Its 2017 and this dog is still intolerant. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1857 Down Fido. This one will suck the life out of you!!! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1858 Oh yeah, Musk said if elected president of Mars, he would clean up Washington. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1859 ‘It still sucks’ 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1860 Well, as they say, "Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1861 What fresh hell is this? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1862 It's the new Hoover XL44. They've increased the range by two light years. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1863 Just capture their leader. The intelligent looking one in front with the four legs and a tail. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1864 Detect. Abduct. Deport. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1865 Amazon still has some kinks to work out! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1866 Just don't yell out to the aliens, "you suck!" 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1867 Graham, look! It's from Our Man in Heavana. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1868 U-F-Uh-O 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1869 Now that's what I call a pooper scooper! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1870 Fun fact: it takes thirty seconds to succumb to the vacuum of space. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1871 Take us to your leader. We want to see what makes a planet suck more than ours. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1872 This isn't how I envisioned our "rapture." 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1873 Wow"Musk"and"Dyson"it was just a matter of time. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1874 Don't worry, boy. They're here for the cats, not you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1875 Don't worry, that model doesn't work on pet fur 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1876 Take me to President Hoover! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1877 Specks of dust at 11:00. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1878 We abhor nature. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1879 I think we're going to need the bigger nozzle. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1880 Well, we can't say he didn't warn us. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1881 Doggie Bag at your service! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1882 Just get the poop, not the dog. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1883 Darn. I was hoping for a bagless. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1884 I told you all along that he was warning us about something bigger! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1885 Is this what the mayor meant by "cleaning up our city?" 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1886 You're looking for The Donald? Please! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1887 What will Jeff Bezos think of next? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1888 Quick! Curb the dog! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1889 Remember when we had to clean up after the dog? 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1890 Look, they hired alien contractors to clean the planet! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1891 Looks like they're clearing the clouds again. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1892 It's like my daddy said, all great inventions come from alien technology. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1893 I never thought those door-to-door salesmen would make a comeback. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1894 Makes total sense. After all, Space IS a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1895 Don't worry, space doesn't make a perfect vacuum 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1896 These alien invasions suck! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1897 They must be from one of those planets with a lot of dust. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1898 I would have thought Dyson at least.... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1899 Those alien spaceships suck. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1900 They come from a very clean planet. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1901 This time Dyson has gone too far ...! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1902 Oh, man, that sucks! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1903 And you thought yesterday sucked. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1904 Damn. The cat was right. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
1905 Wow, I guess he's serious about draining the swamp after all. " 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1906 OMG - More Illegal aliens coming to America... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1907 Wow! The "clean up after your dog" sign sure made an impression on them! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1908 Elon Musk is at it again. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1909 They say you can't do anything in a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1910 Hoovertrooper: We don't need to see their identification. Scruffy: These aren't the humans you're looking for. HT: These aren't the humans we're looking for. S: Move along. HT: Move along, move along. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1911 I heard out in space is a vacuum, but this is not what I expected. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1912 Those aliens must have had a really tight budget this year. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1913 I wonder if they move upright. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
1914 Damned budget cuts! This is sooo un-alien. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1915 They have atmosphere - much better than living in a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1916 When he said he'd clean up the city I thought he meant the other people! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1917 The poop clean up makes up for the scariness. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
1918 Get ready for a large sucking sound. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1919 I've heard about these. They run on clean energy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1920 Jimmy, please put down the drone and go to bed. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1921 Should I tell them their trunk's open? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1922 I always said space travel would suck. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1923 Am I hallucinating or is that really a 1937 Kirby XL DustEnder? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
1924 No, it doesn't seem unusual to me. I learned in fifth grade that space is a vacuum. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
1925 I was always afraid of being left in a vacuum! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1926 Maybe your mother could use a change of scenery. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1927 This is another example of nature abhoring a vacuum. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1928 That really sucks. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1929 Do not open your wallet. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1930 Not what I pictured when I read about the vacuum of deep space. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1931 Rex's rigorous, self-imposed, yet underappreciated, training regimen finally pays off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1932 I thought they flew in a 'hover' craft! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1933 How can we survive in a perfect vacuum? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1934 What exactly does "suck it up" mean? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1935 Intergalactic clean up crew for global warming. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1936 Easy, Fido, it's Trump's EPA at work. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1937 I guess now we can tell your sister's kids what it's like being exposed to the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1938 I guess we won't be needing the pooper scooper 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1939 Man, that's one big sucker. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1940 It's like Uber, but instead of dropping you off at a bar, it's a safer planet. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1941 Why is it hoovering over the field like that? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1942 Now I know what it must feel like to be an ant when we clean the house on Sundays. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1943 Quiet, Ginger—They can't hear you in the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1944 See, when I said, "Aliens suck," it wasn't an insult. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1945 The street cleaners have really upped their game. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1946 It doesn't fly worth a damn, but it sure can Hoover." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1947 Ah, the sights and sounds of autumn. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1948 We should have gotten a bigger dog! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1949 We've come to clean the swamp 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1950 And you thought he'd hate the Roomba. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1951 It's the Republicans really big - very big new clean air plan. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1952 Look it's an Unidentified Flying Oreck! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1953 Let's suck up to them! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1954 You're right, this place really sucks! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1955 They're trying to sucker us into one of those free vacation scams. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1956 It's just the vacuum of space. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1957 Looks like his fears were justified. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1958 Goodness! What will that Elon Musk think up next? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1959 You suck all the fun out of our daily dog walks, John 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1960 This is gonna suck. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1961 You'd think they would have one of those new up-right models. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1962 Don't worry. That's the upholstery attachment. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1963 This is what happens when the president keeps tweeting about illegal aliens. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1964 I knew we should have brought a bag. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1965 I think they want to remove Spot. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1966 The city can really suck the life out of you 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1967 It appears that the cosmic dust and spacecraft debris is becoming a real problem. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1968 Did you have a return for Amazon? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1969 I guess we should of brought more bags 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1970 Let go of the Poop-Bag, Harry! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1971 Don't panic, that's the attachment for spiders. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1972 Finally a space program that intentionally sucks. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1973 Donald Trump? Oh, he lives the bit White House over that-a-way 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1974 Take you to our cleaner? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1975 I thought the expression was, 'when pigs fly'? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1976 Is it a hovercraft or a Hoover? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1977 "He's a giant suck up". 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1978 Gees, I wish Dyson would just use a blimp to advertise like Goodyear.! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
1979 Do we still have to clean up our dog's mess around here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
1980 Oh. I thought you said it was hovering. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
1981 This is another reason why I thought we should take the subway. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1982 I heard that they were supposed to drain the swamp but they've been driving around in circles since November. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
1983 Ethnic cleansing is getting scarier then ever! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1984 Help yourself to the pup, he's not sparking joy lately. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1985 I'm telling you--this is not what they meant by 'retrieve the rover.' 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1986 They're about to eliminate our carbon footprint. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
1987 On what planet do they put their disposable bags? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1988 I thought you said your third wish was to stick to a low-carb diet 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1989 I told you that outer space was a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1990 No, Frank, it means "devoid of matter." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1991 Wait until Neil Degrasse Tyson sees this! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1992 This invasion ain't gonna end well for Legoland. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1993 So that's what he's always barking at at night. It looks harmless enough. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1994 Our air force will mop them up. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1995 Aren't they supposed to use a big column of light? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1996 I hope they put in a clean bag. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1997 Got a penny? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1998 "Hoover me up, Scotty" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1999 Darned vacuum salesman doesn't know when to quit. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2000 Who knew that's all it would take to clean things up around here? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2001 Take us to your First Lady, we want to meet Melania, not Donald. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2002 It was only a matter of time before Musk revolutionized dog waste removal 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2003 Wow! I haven't seen a '53 canister model in a long time! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2004 Let's keep moving. That is not our father, J. Edgar Hoover. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2005 This is really going to suck. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2006 Something tells me this is going to suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2007 Pooper scooper, phase II 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2008 Take me to your housekeeper. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2009 I'm trying a new app for mobile groomers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2010 We're on target, Commander. We're going to pick up the 4-legged Leader. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2011 Of course it's a Hoover, I said you hardly ever see them hovering like that. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2012 Well, SOMEONE is draining the swamp! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2013 Are they hovering or Hoovering? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2014 Don't they know they're just stardust, too? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2015 View of regular home vacuum cleaner as seen from tiny dust mite world. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2016 So those are the alien suckers? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2017 We're off to a clean planet 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2018 Now do you believe in cleaning up? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2019 I told you to keep up with those vacuum payments! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2020 Space really is a vacuum! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2021 Oh yikes! What kind of cookies were those, again? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2022 Their pooper scoopers are out of this world. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2023 where will they discard the filters? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2024 OMG - I thought you said you saw something "hovering" over Central Park! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2025 Excuse me, could you direct us to the swamp? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2026 I just know this is going to suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2027 'Do you think it's the bag-less model?' 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2028 I just hope that *this* one uses the right Hepa filter... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2029 Told you the pet attachment was a great idea. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2030 Do you ever get the feeling we aren't really real, just the figment of some weird artist's imagination? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2031 Crap. It's not even a Dyson. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2032 Run! It's aliens in a hoovercraft! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2033 E.T.'s compensating for something. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2034 People DO live in a vacuum! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2035 Huh, space is a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2036 You think they want to be probed? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2037 That's not what I expected for The Rapture! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2038 Damn Hoover. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2039 So now we know what happened to J. Edger. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2040 It turns out aliens are cat people. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2041 Is it because we're made of stardust? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2042 And here I thought you'd forgotten our anniversary. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2043 Oh, no. It's the inescapable vacuum of space. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2044 Not to worry. NASA is testing off-the-shelf technology for Planetary Exploration. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2045 Stay cool - they're just trying to suck up to us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2046 We come in green peace. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2047 On the bright side, we could have been invaded by welders. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2048 Take me to your leader, is it Mr. Dotard or Rocketman? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2049 Hold on honey. This is gonna suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2050 Those have to be the suckiest aliens I've ever seen! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2051 Huh, I thought Space was the vacuum. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2052 I THOUGHT FOR SURE THE EARTHLINGS WOULD TREMBLE w/FEAR ONCE THEY SAW A REAL MARTIAN SPACE SHIP??? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2053 Looks like they finally gave up on their fancy new Roomba. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2054 It's a stealth North Korea missile. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2055 First, it's sweeps week, and now this! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2056 Take us to your leader...on second thought we can wait until 2020. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2057 Heck of a dog whistle! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2058 Oh no, it's not an electricalux storm, it's an alien clean air act! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2059 No, it's an IFO. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2060 I guess drones have gotten less sophisticated. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2061 Very impressive, but on this planet there's only one 'o' in hover. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2062 They may have simplified taxes, but these collection drones sure do freak dogs out. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2063 Looks like aliens really do exist, Helen. But that beam me up stuff was a total crock. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2064 Well, they did teach us that outer space was a vacuum. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2065 How many times have I told that in the end life sucks? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2066 At least someone's husband listens. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2067 Seems Hogwarts School traded their brooms for vacuums. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2068 Marty, where we're going, we don't need dust bunnies. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
2069 Why does Johnson always get the sleek, sexy robotic model and we get stuck with a 50 year-old Hoover? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2070 Oh no! I told you we should have been scooping the poo! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2071 I think Dyson has gone a little over board on its new vacuum! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2072 Surrender. Leave the barking furball behind. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2073 Dust to dust. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2074 Oh no, they actually do suck. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2075 The City outsourced the Sanitation Division. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2076 Didn't I tell you to pick up the dog poop? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2077 Did you forget to return the order to Amazon? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2078 I think it is just another flashback from the acid we took at Woodstock. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2079 It beats raking. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2080 I would have expected a Roomba. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2081 Oh dear, looks like Space has finally figured out how to remain a vacuum... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2082 Laa-Laa and Po got their H2-Bs to drain the swamp with Noo-Noo. Tinky Winky and Dipsy were denied. Now they're called Teletrumpies. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2083 I forget. Is that thing called a hover craft or a Hoover craft? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2084 See, nature does abhor a vacuum. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2085 Air-vac: Science's newest solution to air polution 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2086 We come in peace! We just need an outlet to plug this thing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2087 Hold tight, Percival - it's the enormous vacuum of space! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2088 Schatzie was right all along, George! The vacuum cleaner IS an enemy agent!! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2089 Geez, why can't you just suck it up, Francis? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2090 The dog was right about the vacuum. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2091 Don't worry. That's pretty old technology. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2092 Not your mother's dustbuster. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2093 Sometimes, walking the dog just sucks! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
2094 Gathering specimens, sucks! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2095 Looks like we are about to be sucked into the dogs nightmare! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2096 I always knew it would end like this. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
2097 No filter. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
2098 It's an Electrolux, but I think I'll keep the Hoover. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
2099 When Amazon says two-hour delivery, they mean it. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
2100 The shape of new iPhones is getting ridiculous. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
2101 Our house is missing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
2102 Well it either the rapture or we are about to be abducted by little green men in a giant flying vacuum cleaner. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2103 Aeeee!!! The Tax-o-Vac 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2104 I hear the Nutronians just use a mop and bucket. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2105 I told you my fears weren't irrational 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2106 You picked up after Fido back there, correct? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2107 Cordless is the way to go. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2108 Buster knew it all along! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2109 I think the dog is more frightened of this alien invasion than we are. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2110 This could get real coverage! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2111 Does this mean we don't have to pick up after the dog anymore? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2112 Wasn't yesterday street cleaning day ? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2113 And so the alien vaccuumers began their barking dog revenge. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2114 See? I told you this city sucks! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2115 Look Jim, its the new Hoover-craft. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2116 Oh look Madge, the Hendersons are early. Remember how they cleaned us out last visit? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2117 Must be the perfect vacuum of outer space. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2118 It makes so much sense - all they've seen are cute puppy videos! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2119 Looks like extraterrestrial societies have to put up with vacuum cleaner salesmen too. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2120 I've always been warned life sucks...didn't know that applied to life on other planets too... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2121 I’m not sure about The President’s choice of Mr. Dyson for head of the EPA. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2122 Another good news story. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
2123 Let's hope its not their pooper scooper. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2124 It's the only way to clean up our politics. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2125 If only they had invaded Earth in time for the dust bowl. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2126 I still prefer the old-fashioned way to get a colonoscopy. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2127 Just when I told myself I wasn't going to be a suck-up anymore! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2128 So, I guess nature DOESN'T abhor a vacuum. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2129 I'm beginning to understand how the dog feels when we hoover. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2130 I told you that those robotic vacuum cleaners were going to be nothing but trouble! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2131 Well, this certainly sucks. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2132 It appears the park clean-up has been contracted out! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2133 It's a new drone company trying to suck up to us. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2134 When I read about "the Vacuum of Space", I just didn't think it was really a vacuum. Certainly not a canister-style, anyhow. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2135 I don't operate well in a vacuum. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2136 There's nothing to be worried about, they just want our dust. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2137 I'm all in favor for new technology, but remind me again what was wrong with the plastic baggies...? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2138 Relax, that's not a pet attachment. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2139 I always thought I would go by an upright. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2140 Well, it looks like the newly revised 'Federal Clean Act' is already in effect. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2141 They're from Eloctroluxemborg. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2142 I'm sorry I criticized your vacuuming 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2143 The Vacuum of Space 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2144 That reminds me, honey, do you still have that coupon for Bed, Bath, and Beyond? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2145 I still prefer them to leaf blowers. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2146 They're bluffing. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2147 Eureka Mae, it's cordless! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2148 Where are we on Climate Agreements? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2149 these new planes really suck 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2150 Wait! did you clean the lint screen? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2151 We really are headed back to the 1950's 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2152 I was hoping for a beam of light from a silver saucer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2153 I told you we should have just sent the Roomba. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2154 Whoa, is that the new dog poop sucker? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2155 It's called "HIM." FEMA's solution to Harvey, Irma and Maria. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2156 So that's what Dyson's new electric vehicle looks like... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2157 Well at least these refugees clean up after themselves. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2158 Unequivocal proof, the universe sucks! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2159 My goodness Harold if this is what it takes to show you how the vacuum works well then so be it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2160 Glad I finally upgraded from the broom, now we can just suck up Dorothy and her little dog too. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2161 Oh no, it looks like the Dyson factory has been hacked! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2162 Uh oh, it looks like someone has ordered us on amazon.mars. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2163 I told you we should have picked up after him! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2164 __I guess nature abhors a vacuum only applies to earth people 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2165 I told you to get a "Hovercraft"!! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2166 I'm frightened too but let's just suck it up and keep moving! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2167 My mother's sent then. She always said I'd be sorry some day that I didn't clean my room. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2168 We hear you need a lot of cleaning up down there. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2169 These environmentalists have gone to a whole new level of cleaning up the planet. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2170 We're just cleaning the swamp, ma'am 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2171 Well they may be aliens, but at least they're clean 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2172 Maybe it's Elon Musk's prototype 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2173 But can you call it an Unidentified Flying Appliance if you're sure it's a vacuum cleaner? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2174 I know we said we wanted the hair out of carpet but this seems unnecessarily thorough. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2175 We don't live in a vacuum. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2176 It's Elon Musk again, Rex. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2177 Cheaper than building the wall. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2178 Is this a sign that the future will suck? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2179 sucked into the vacuum of space 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2180 This gives 'Today sucks' a whole new meaning. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2181 I had always heard of the vacuum of space. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2182 They must be shooting an episode of 'Doctor Hoo-ver' nearby. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2183 “The sign did say no dogs”. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2184 You forgot the doo-doo bag again, didn't you! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2185 I said "Hoovering" not "hovering". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2186 I think Hoover is listening in. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2187 I don't see the Trump name on it. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2188 Stop barking, Dyson. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2189 Daisy,, like nature, abhors a vacuum. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2190 See I told you we don't need to carry the bags anymore! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2191 Rover, it’s not the same vacuum we have at home. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2192 Take the one doing all the talking. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2193 "Calm down Toto. They are here from the great vacuum of space". 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2194 Careful Shloom! This baby handles nothing like the Beamer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2195 Apparently it's street cleaning day. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2196 Eurekans! They have found us! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2197 Come back! Don't you know life can't exist in a vacuum? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2198 I wonder what the carbon footprint looks like on that. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2199 Wonder if they'd be interested in doing our carpets... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2200 I got rubbed the wrong way and now I’m toast. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2201 This "draining the swamp" idea goes way back to President Hoover 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2202 Ugh! More illegal aliens taking our low-paying jobs! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2203 I miss the old days, when they used to scoop it themselves. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2204 Looks like 'nature abhors a vacuum' just applies to earth. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2205 Talk about sucking up all the air in the room! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2206 Wake up Sparky, it's just a dream! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2207 Don't worry. Dogs have protected humans from these for years. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2208 Gaack! They've come back to make America clean again! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2209 Finally, an explanation for that "giant sucking sound". 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2210 This explains a lot about why space isn't as empty as once thought. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2211 The Stanley Steemer merger with a drone Company is way over the top. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2212 Take us to your outlet! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2213 Wake up, Toto, you're having a bad dream. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2214 The new mayor sure has gone to great lengths to clean up our city. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2215 It's Amazon's new delivery device. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2216 A flying vacuum cleaner may do a far better job on the floor than our own old rickety machine. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2217 Well the dog's not on board, but I think soon we might be. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2218 There's one born every minute. We don't stand a chance 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2219 I told you there were aliens hoovering around. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2220 All these years I thought the dog was crazy to be scared of them. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2221 The vacuum of outer space has a lot more mass than they say. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2222 Aliens suck. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2223 I don't think I'm understating when I say "This Sucks!" 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2224 So that's what happened to those millions of illegal voters! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2225 ELECTROLUX MY ASS ITS THE N.KOREANS 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2226 No worries, we don't suck. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2227 I wonder how often they change the bag... 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2228 Our city goes to great lengths to eliminate pet waste 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2229 Making the environment clean again. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2230 One Martian's trash is another one's treasure. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2231 No one can clean up the environment better than those alien contractors. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2232 Now that's what I call a deluxe pooper-scooper. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2233 That must be from the Hoover Constellation. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2234 Relax, they’re in an obsolete Electrolux. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2235 What do you mean you heard space aliens were cleaning up their act? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2236 They're aliens from the planet Dyson. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2237 It's the Tesla Model Y. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2238 Efficiencies are well and good, Zarg, but these new models lack the old shock and awe factor. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2239 So much for the "they examine you and put you back down" theory. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2240 Its part of the new program to clean up the swamp 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2241 I told you we should have brought a poop bag. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2242 I've always wondered what the vaccuum of outer space looked like. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2243 Relax, Fifi, they're heading back to Zlorb to empty the bag. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2244 WOW............that's quite a pooper scooper! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2245 Don’t worry, it’s jammed with a furball. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2246 I know you hate cleaning up dog poop - but this is really going overboard! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2247 We gave our Roomba an inch and... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2248 Hey, maybe that explains global warming. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2249 It's okay, Fido. I just outsourced the poop scooping. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2250 Did you just say “This sucks”? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2251 They’ve privatized the pooper scooper! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2252 Looks like we won't need the poop bag 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2253 Don't worry.Those things never work anyway. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2254 Look dear, that spaceship is hoovering above us. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2255 That is definitely NOT a hovercraft...hoovercraft maybe? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2256 I thought Electrolux went out of business. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2257 That must be the Vacuum of Space. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2258 You're right Carol, if they're desperate for work, no wall is going to stop them. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2259 I think that this thing with robot vacuum cleaners has gone too far. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2260 He always barks when the vacuum runs. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2261 Honey, we've been waiting for a cordless model! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2262 Holy Poop Scoop! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2263 Take us to your leader...or your nearest 120 Volt AC outlet. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2264 Bright side, we don't have to worry about dog hair anymore! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2265 “He always barks at vacuum cleaners.” (Note: the word "always" should be emphasized by printing in italics, or using a larger font size. I wasn't able to enter it that way in the caption box.) 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2266 Arnie, I told you we should have bought vacuum insurance from GEICO when we had the chance! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2267 He was right all along! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2268 Relax. Trump being Trump, they've come to learn how to suck. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
2269 Without illegal aliens, I don't know that urban renewal would be possible. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2270 I told you to never leave the scooper at home. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
2271 Woof Woof Woof ( "Hair on your planet and the big suck you flew in on.") 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2272 Stop! He's hypoallergenic! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2273 There's life in a vacuum! And they said it couldn't be done. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2274 Word is they're from the Hoover Nebulus. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2275 Distract them with your laser pointer. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2276 Did he really put the aliens in charge of cleaning up the swamp? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
2277 I guess it sucks out there, too. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2278 It's an alien hoovercraft! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
2279 The upgraded pooper-scooper ... and it'll create 20,000 new jobs. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2280 What did Marty do this time. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
2281 Oh! Our dog was correct: God is the giant vacuum cleaner. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2282 "It's called a "Pooper Swooper". 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2283 Well, Mildred, I think this really sucks! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2284 Don't worry. It's a Dyson. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
2285 Just ignore it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
2286 For years they had an inside man at the Hoover plant. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
2287 What on earth possessed you to list our Rover as the pick of the litter? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
2288 Yikes, they must have discovered that your sister's husband's half-brother is Muslim. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2289 Told you there was a planet Hoover. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2290 For crying out loud, Lulu, do we have to go through the crazy barking EVERY time someone starts vacuuming? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2291 Suck it up, we have arrived! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2292 I see Dyson finally got his prototype running. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2293 I thought trash collection was on Tuesdays. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2294 Scottie, for about five minutes it looks like the world is your canvas. I release you! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2295 I thought that nature abhors a vacuum? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2296 Do they think we're not going to pick up after the dog? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2297 'I think the address you want is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And don't leave until you clean the place out.' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2298 Did you forget to pay the cleaning service again? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2299 Don't worry. It's just another attempt to repeal and replace. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2300 They're Hooverians. They're pretty friendly. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2301 Earthlings, we come in the name of deep clean. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2302 Take us to your leadership vacuum. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2303 Earthlings. Our ship is hovering instead of Hoovering. Take us to your dealer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2304 we now no why the brochure described this as the empty part of town 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2305 Hey! Give us back our frisbee! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2306 And God said...."suck it up!" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2307 Are they hovering or Hoovering? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2308 I'm with nature on this one. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2309 Somehow, this was not the solution to the greenhouse gas problem I was expecting. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2310 Is that the new city poop-scooper service, or are we about to be abducted by aliens? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2311 Sometimes you just have to suck it up. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2312 Get the Dog, we could use a pet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2313 Is that the new Tesla? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2314 If they don't pick up his poop, nail them all! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2315 And I just scooped his poop and put it in the plastic bag. Go figure... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2316 We have to let him go. He can never win Best in Show on this planet. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2317 OK Now dog forward 2 squares 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2318 Oh what the hell, we've been looking for a new adventure anyway. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2319 Wait, we forgot the pet hair attachment. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2320 I guess we can forget about those 'LOST CAT' signs. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2321 Well the good news is, at least we don't have to worry about Trump anymore. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2322 Oh Dear, look out for the Hoovercraft. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2323 I heard there was an 'Early Sci-Fi' convention downtown. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2324 We have come to drain your swamp. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2325 The new dog tax is really paying off. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2326 It's a "Shark"-nado! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2327 The SIGN says, "clean up after your pet." 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2328 Alexa, I was just kidding. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2329 Dare I say this really sucks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2330 Oh, he always does that. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2331 "Vroom,vroom people. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2332 Take us to your leader; ...we need HEPA filters 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2333 I hope it doesn't have a beater brush attachment! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2334 Scientists say space is a vacuum, but I had no idea.... 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2335 If they want our air resources, they should open trade talks. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2336 Apparently the Hoover Administration has joined Resist! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2337 Eureka!! That's a super pooper scooper. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2338 Well, "suck it up, Buttercup", is going to give us a whole new meaning from now on. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2339 It's not working because we're in a vacuum. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2340 Quick! Act like lint! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2341 It's either ICE or a UFO. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2342 Remember what happened the last time a guy failed to curb his dog. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2343 I warned them-- don't put pictures of Times Square on Voyager's golden album. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2344 Uh, oh! We're sucked now 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2345 Sorry, we haven't seen your dust bunny. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2346 Behold the Heavenly Hoover 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2347 Wow, that's a powerful Dirt Devil. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2348 Their embrace of low tech doesn't inspire confidence. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2349 But you heard them, they called it "Spot!" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2350 If we have to pick up after your dog one more time… 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2351 One positive aspect of the alien takeover has undoubtedly been their advanced pooper scooper technology. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2352 Looks like we're going to suck up to their leader. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2353 Well, so much for "Beam me up, Scotty." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2354 We're here to clean up after that four-legged monster. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2355 Is that Mike Tyson? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2356 Increase suction. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2357 Darn it, we didn't bring the human extension today! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2358 I say we give 'em a shot. They did say they would drain the swamp. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2359 Bitsy has never liked them. Now I get it. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2360 Janitorians! Give them your candy wrapper, QUICK! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2361 Harvey. Irma. Maria. Something different must be happening. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2362 oh fuck lmao 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2363 I kind of miss the flying witches on brooms. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2364 Hey, it's a job. Okay? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2365 who's going to keep the streets clean when the new immigration ban goes into effect? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2366 This might suck 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2367 It may be expensive, but if it gets rid of his fleas it'll be worth it. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2368 So it's true -- aliens TOTALLY suck! 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2369 It must be in their nature to abhor a vacuum. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2370 Don't worry, that's just Al Gore. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2371 "They only need a small sample". 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2372 Hoover Craft, hovercraft, potato, potahto - there's still nothing to get excited about. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2373 Man, tax season just creeps up on you. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2374 look Henry its the irs blimp. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2375 Are you sure were ready for a dog?...perhaps we can start with a high maintanance plant... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2376 Oh, they're just shooting the sequel of Our Man in Havana. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2377 Look, it's a Vacuumulonimbus cloud! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2378 J. Edgar, to you. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2379 It's the tax collector. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2380 Boy, they sure are afraid of dog droppings. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2381 they jumped over the wall ! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2382 I mean, I like the idea the government is trying to clean up the environment but I didn't picture it like this 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2383 Suck me to your leader. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2384 Even space aliens have a better clean air plan than Trump's EPA. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2385 This planet sucks! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2386 Will it go away if we scream, 'fake news?' 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2387 Honey, your new Cordless Hoover just arrived with Amazon's drone delivery service! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2388 And to think I donated money to Save The Planet. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2389 ICE is getting very creative. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2390 What can I say? It sucks. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2391 I have a feeling this is going to suck! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2392 Don’t worry, Sweetie. It isn’t plugged in. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2393 See? Dogs do hate ALL vacuum cleaners! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2394 mMaybe if we told them about doo-doo bags . . . 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2395 Fake news strikes again: Yes, I inhaled - that was the point. Details at 6. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2396 No matter what universe you're from, spring cleaning is always in vogue. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2397 I guess that's what Trump meant by a "HUGE sucking sound" 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2398 I see we do not rate high in their esteem. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2399 You see, they submitted the lowest bid for the mayor's "Clean Up the City" campaign. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2400 No. You misunderstood. I wasn't telling you to turn it on. It's just a figure of speech. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2401 We're here to drain the swamp. Are you a congressman? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2402 Don’t worry, that model had poor suction 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2403 I think it's a decoy. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2404 Look! It's the new Tesla Hoovercraft. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2405 I said to 'hover' not to 'hoover.' 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2406 Nozzle to cockpit. Achoo!.. Detecting a dog with long hair.. don't lower me onto the ground. Already got too much dog hair clogging me up in here... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2407 I hope this is a marketing gimmick. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2408 I guess you can consider aliens operating in a vacuum. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2409 A snout only a mother ship could love. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2410 I'm feeling like we're about to get hosed again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2411 I could use one of those for the house. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2412 I said to change the flight mode to hover, not hoover! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2413 The fuck is that? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2414 Maybe we were wrong to get an upright. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2415 Oh no, not again! The last time I was gone for three years. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2416 Tell me again about this Pooper-Scooper service you signed us up for? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2417 My God, the Earth is VROOMED! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
2418 It's refurbished. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2419 Okay, okay - you might be right about this one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2420 I abhor them, too. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2421 They use it to create a parking spot. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2422 Relax Sparky! The Alt-right just wants to see your papers. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2423 That's correct, Zoro. The model X5-2000 is guaranteed to pick up two Earthlings on the first pass or your money back. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2424 Obviously, their technology is at least 50 years behind ours. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2425 Yes, but there's gotta be a better way to drain the swamp. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2426 We should have waited on getting the cordless Dyson. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2427 The Tweeting dirt ball clogged their hose! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2428 Would you be kind enough? We forgot the plastic bag. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2429 Well, you are or you aren't--are you all just dust in the wind? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2430 That's strange-- I thought they'd been wiped out out by the Roombans. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2431 " The enemy sucks! " said Our Man from Havana. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2432 Let's hope it just wants to talk. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2433 Naturally, I find that abhorrent. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2434 I think the carbon capture program is finally underway 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2435 Nixon may have been the one to sign the Clean Air Act, but Hoover gets all the credit for cleaning up our environment. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2436 Huh, tweed. Did you bring the upholstery attachment? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2437 say phil, did ya ever order that new part for the vacuum cleaner? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2438 Look Spot... Look Spot...Just in case the banks missed a dollar or two somewhere they've created a new air born approach.It's called " Goldman Sucks." 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2439 So that’s why Sparky hates vacuums! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2440 They take do-do duties seriously around here! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2441 We are about to have a close encounter with a Kirby. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2442 Dogs hate vacuum cleaners why is that? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2443 Look at that big sucker! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2444 Mildred, let go of the leash! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2445 "And people said we would never get this thing off the ground." Wilbur and Orville Hoover. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2446 This gives 'cleaning the planet' a whole new meaning. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2447 Sidewalk sweeping. Sidewalk sweeping. Move off the sidewalk...or you'll be swept up and fined. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2448 It's the mayor's new doggie waste pickup program. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2449 We're the UFO that cleans up after your dog. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2450 Told you to scoop it, now what? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2451 I knew today was going to suck 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2452 I guess that's what they mean by the vacuum of space. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2453 Finally the poop scooper of our dreams! 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2454 Watch out! It's the vacuum of space! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2455 Bob I know we need clean air but this really sucks! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2456 I told you the Roomba seemed angry. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2457 Run! We are about to be hoovered!!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2458 Forget the winch. This is the newest, best picker-upper! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2459 So, that’s how they abduct people. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2460 I thought you said the dog was ok around a vacuum cleaner. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
2461 Dogs of Earth - do what we say or we turn it on and you'll bark for hours! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
2462 Better clean than green. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2463 Think of it as the solution to our money problems. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2464 That must be their new cordless model... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2465 Take me to your Hoover. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2466 Apparently Mother Nature has hired a subcontractor. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2467 See? Immigrants do the jobs we don't want to. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2468 Obviously, they're not one of the swifter races. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2469 He was trying to let us know 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2470 No, they are the suckers; we are the suckees. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2471 It's amazingly quiet for its size, Elmer. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2472 Is that the dog that Mr.Dyson wants? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2473 Do they want us or the dog? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2474 See, honey, even they can't get Roomba to work. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2475 And to think that he was trying to let us know all along. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2476 Oh them again ... pretend like you don't see them ... that ride is so embarrassing 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2477 Well, for starters, tell us what you mean by 'dog lovers.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2478 Dustballs, run! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2479 I see the power, but it seems a little short on glory. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2480 All they seem to want is the carbon in our atmosphere. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2481 We probably should have taken Sparky more seriously. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2482 Just think " Three easy payments" 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2483 Did you call Aladin carpet cleaners? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2484 Look out! Space aliens hoovering over us! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2485 I was going to rake them when we got back 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2486 We should've brought the doggie bag for poo. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2487 No, I don't think that giant sucking sound is because of NAFTA 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2488 This is why he's afraid of the vacuum cleaner. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2489 Aliens suck when they hoover over us! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
2490 It's Hoover -- Damn! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
2491 What did I tell you. The vacuum of space does suck! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2492 The view here really sucks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2493 Take me to your Hoover. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
2494 Finally, someone's gonna clean this mess up. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
2495 Designed for travel through the vacuum of space 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2496 WHEN THEY VACUUM , NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2497 If only people had taken the city ordinance about poop-scooping more seriously. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2498 Taxes aren't the only thing sucking us up 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2499 Oh that reminds me Honey, our old Electrolux is starting to act up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2500 He really wants to chase flying cars but can't wait forever 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2501 This outsourcing has gone too far ! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2502 Idiots, I use plastic bags. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2503 This must be Elon Musk's latest brainchild -- this time between him and Al Gore, though. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2504 It's the pooper scooper! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2505 The Electrolux always scares him, too. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2506 I bet they will still leave a bunch of hair for me to clean up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2507 It's not unidentified if you know it's a vacuum cleaner. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2508 Looks like the neighbors got a new hoovercraft. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2509 Alexa, enough is enough. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2510 Look! It's the vacuum of outer space! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2511 I'll distract them. You and Max make a run for it. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2512 I thought you said you were channeling J. Edgar Hoover 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2513 I told you this place sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2514 I'm worried about the administration's environmental policies . 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2515 I told you to make sure we cleaned up after the dog. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2516 They must be looking for the Whitehouse 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2517 Alien technology sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2518 The City says we can't use plastic bags anymore. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2519 Quick -- act like the sidewalk! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2520 You know she'll bark at anything. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2521 They were so innovative with this J. Edgar Hoover memorial park. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2522 The whole concept of alien abduction is starting to suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2523 They said all you need is an ordinary vacuum cleaner motor. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2524 It's not a put-down, space aliens really do suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2525 I told you to clean your room. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2526 Hmm, this time he may be right! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2527 Our home is your home. No really...knock yourself out. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2528 What did I tell you? You don't flush alligators down the toilet, and you don't throw old vacuum cleaners out the window! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2529 The energy transporter's not working, Captain; we've had to switch to manual. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2530 The future sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2531 Wow, I never thought the Rapture would suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2532 Look at thing hoovering up there! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2533 So, this is what is meant by the "vacuum of space"! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2534 No, of course you shouldn't wave...it rewards bad behavior! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2535 SUCTION ABDUCTION 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2536 Goop Gift Guide: Flying Pooper Scooper 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2537 That new Dyson electric car blows. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2538 The city is really going overboard with their "clean up after your pets" campaign. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2539 These new automated Pooper Scoopers seem a little excessive 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2540 I thought nothing sucked more than our politics... but this??? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2541 Look Helen, it's the vacuum of space. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2542 This is why I told you to never let him attack the vacuum! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2543 So that's why he hates the vacuum cleaner. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2544 Wow. Just when I thought things couldn't get any suckier. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2545 Let’s hope the bags are new. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2546 Do you think they're carpet bombing us? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2547 The one with four legs must be their leader. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2548 Flying vacuums make him nervous 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2549 I guess that's what the commercial meant by an "out of this world clean" 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2550 Looks like solving the pollution problem was outsourced, too. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2551 Sure, they suck. But they cleaned up this city. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2552 They've brought in outsiders to clean up the environment. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2553 Fido, there's nothing to fear. It's only the old Electrolux vacuum. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2554 We have to move over--it's alternate-side-of-the-planet cleaning day. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2555 I think Elon Musk might be losing it 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2556 I hate cleaning up after you. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2557 Maybe they'd be happy with just the dog? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2558 I guess they have tax collectors on other planets too. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2559 It's the interplanetary pooper scooper! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2560 Stay back, or our Scottie fur will clog your dustbags! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2561 I think they just want to sniff butts. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2562 I told you we should have bought a cordless. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2563 It's a UFO from planet Electrolux. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2564 It's the government program for "picking up after your dog'". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2565 Gives new meaning to 'suck it up.' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2566 The weather in New York really sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2567 Can you imagine what they crap under THEIR couch cushions looks like? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2568 We come to clean. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2569 Bob? Turns out the harsh vacuum of space is a Hoover. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2570 What ZIP did you use on Angie's List? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2571 I'm not frightened. Dog hair will clog any vacuum. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2572 I see they have not abducted Mr. Dyson yet! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2573 I guess this is what they mean by conspicuous consumption. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2574 I know tractor beams aren't good for the environment, but this vacuum sucks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2575 What luck, our fuel source is just laying on the ground behind the smaller of the creatures 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2576 Wow, this sucks. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2577 I'm OK with this, as long as that thing isn't an anal probe. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2578 Dust mites revenge! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2579 Honestly, it's stuck. Next wish? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2580 We come in Febreze. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2581 Fortunately, or unfortunately, one-third of us now get stuck in the hose. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2582 I got a strange feeling this is gonna suck! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2583 Now that Giuliani's cleaned up the streets, all that's left is the dog s**t. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2584 The Poop Patrol is out again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2585 Today is going to suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2586 We don't live in a vacuum. Yet. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2587 Well Larry, it looks like today's weather sucks 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2588 I resent the implication. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2589 Take me to your dust bunny. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2590 If this is The Rapture, it sucks! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2591 They're Hovering. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2592 Clean up your dog poop, or else! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2593 Cordless. I love it! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2594 I have a feeling this is gonna suck. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2595 Now I understand why the dog always barked. This is terrifying. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2596 I knew things would suck this year. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2597 "Hardware Wars" told us this would happen but everyone just laughed. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2598 The universe abhors a vacuum. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2599 Look out! They must be trying to fix Obamacare for the last time! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2600 This job sucks. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2601 I tell you what, Harriet, our city Council has gotten out of control in this town, the pooper scooper ordinance is way too punitive. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2602 Don't worry, honey, those canister vacuums never really had much suction. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2603 Well, we wanted a president who would clean up the mess in this country. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2604 Yeah, the crevice tool was optional but so worth it! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2605 The Ilegal Alien Vacuum! Suck them up before they suck you dry. ©Trump Intl. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2606 Beam me up, Hoover. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2607 I thought the vacuum only existed in outer space. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2608 Nothing is certain except for death by suction and taxes. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2609 They call this one "The Vacuum of Space" 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2610 They’re going to need a variety of attachments. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2611 Judy Jetson's school does suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2612 You think if we ask them nice, we could get them to do the capets at home? 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2613 It's more toasty in there 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2614 Oh no, it's the internet!! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2615 Somebody had to clean up Washington. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2616 It's a new balloon for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2617 Oh God, "The Hoovering Era" has begun! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2618 So, whatever happened to the old 'beam me up, Scotty'? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2619 I just can’t believe that space is a vacuum. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2620 That peace treaty with the North Koreans needs some work. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2621 Looks like Google has outsourced its data collection 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2622 Cover me. I'm going to lower the hydrant. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2623 I told you sidewalk cleaning was on Monday's 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2624 These sales gimmicks are getting worse. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2625 Aw, that sucks! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2626 I am pretty sure they are after you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2627 Now do you believe space is a vacuum? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2628 Suck it up, Ork. Ha,ha. I never get tired of that pun. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2629 This year really, really sucks. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2630 Maybe Spike has been right all along. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2631 That would make a great snow plow 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2632 Evidently cleaning up after dogs has been outsourced. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2633 Don't worry. If it gets any closer, Sparky will tear it to shreds. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2634 They were starting to run out of ideas by Mrs Doubtfire 3. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2635 I guess it’s easier than beaming someone up. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2636 and if you also want the 40 thieves, rub the coffee maker too 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2637 Remember you are only required to give them the information on your dog tags. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2638 Goodyear and Hoover have strong offshore competition. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2639 I've seen Stranger Things. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2640 Now I understand where 'abhors a vacuum' comes from. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2641 So the vacuum of space isn't lifeless, after all. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2642 And I thought the Roomba was futuristic. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2643 I told you vacuuming up those little green spiders was a bad idea! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2644 Giuliani, eat your heart out! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2645 The vacuum of space suddenly seemed so much less abstract than it had prior to their UFO sighting. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2646 So that's what the Roomba meant when it said "I'll be back"! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2647 This high tec outsoursing is for the dogsc 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2648 Grim Reaper, 1950's 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2649 True, whenever a power vacuum appears, someone will fill it. Why do you ask? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2650 Oh geez, this sucks! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2651 These new mobile gadgets really suck. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2652 We come in peace, from the vacuum of space. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2653 Looks like Buddy was right after all. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
2654 Arf! Arf! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2655 Miele Massacre...sorry. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2656 Cats really are evil! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2657 Oh, that's just the Republican solution to climate change. It sucks up the carbon dioxide. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2658 Don't worry, they clean in peace. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2659 "War of the Weirdos" with Toto, too! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2660 Even Elon Musk's cats are extraordinary. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2661 I heard they officially choosed us as dirt of the universe. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2662 Holy shit, a vacuum! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2663 Commander Syzygy, deploy the simulated rapture. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2664 That street sweeper is outta this world. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2665 Sucks to be us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2666 So that's why I often feel like I live in a vacuum! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2667 I guess they don't plan on electric cars becoming the norm any time soon 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2668 No we're not interested in buying a new vacuum thank you. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2669 I know outer space is a vacuum but REALLY?? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2670 It's the damn Marrs twins, they got it for their birthdays. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2671 They do live in a vacuum 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2672 Maybe they just want the dog...? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2673 Run... it's the Deferred Action for Pet Arrivals patrol. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2674 Looks like Mars came up with a new recruiting tool. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2675 Sure, maybe they come in peace, but they're not off to a great start. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2676 It may be time for us to assess our lives in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2677 I think we really better clean up after Spot. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2678 Well, actually, it's not so funny this time. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2679 Quick show them your poop bags! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2680 Well, this certainly sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2681 Multitasking. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2682 I cleaned this planet all by myself last week - stop complaining! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2683 Is it hoovering or hovering? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2684 As frightened dogs bark louder, ''Dusty'' was transported by the ''Hooverians'' to their hermit Kingdom. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2685 And the Heavens spoke....."Clean up this Mess!" 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2686 It is a bit loud, but I like how they do the doggy clean up these days! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2687 ...and then they disappeared into a vacuum... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2688 Shouldn't they incinerate us first? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2689 Don’t worry, Fifi will protect us.” 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2690 It's 'Our Man in Havana' all over again 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2691 Oh, I get it now... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2692 Last week the swamp-drainer, this week the bog-buster 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2693 something tells me they come in peace.... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2694 Stop barking Chester, it's only an Electrolux drone. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2695 This sucks! We picked-up the poop, didn't we? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2696 Aha! It was never really a tractor beam! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2697 Ignore it. The government doesn't want us to get all swept up in this UFO thing. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2698 Darn! Must be another one of those auto correct mistakes. I meant hover vot hoover. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2699 Those autonomous cars will suck you right in... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2700 I think it is clogged. Must be a hair ball. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2701 north korea moves in on another pentagon monopoly 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2702 The governor may have gone a bit overboard with his new clean air initiative. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2703 Your name is Buster? Funny... mine is Duster. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2704 Relax...there's two of them and three of us. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2705 See Marge, I told you I called for a Uber pickup 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2706 At last our dog Kirby is trying to protect us!! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2707 Is this what you meant when you said suck your problems? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2708 Honey, when we get home remind me to take out the Swiffer. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2709 So Hooverians really do exist! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2710 I thought they were cleaning our house. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2711 Hoovercraft. The new pooper scooper. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2712 Eureka! Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, VA 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2713 One of us should go, just as an earth-friendly gesture. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2714 Cleaning up the mess in the world 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2715 Wow! Hovering and hoovering at the same time! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2716 I always wondered why nature abhorred a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2717 Quiet Scottie, it's just one of those new Hoovercrafts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2718 Dinner! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2719 It picks up pet hair and is much more portable than the upright model. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2720 These aliens really suck. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2721 Well, obviously, they come from the vacuum of space. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2722 I thought I heard one of the cats shout ‘Eureka!’ the other day. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2723 That really sucks. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2724 So that’s why he barks at it. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2725 Is there amything that does't suck? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2726 Uh oh. This is really going to suck. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2727 I knew there must be life on other planets, but this sure sucks! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2728 We should never have named him Hoover. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2729 What if the extension cord gets unplugged? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2730 Do they think we're just a bunch of suckers? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2731 I knew that beam of light nonsense was too far fetched! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2732 THE EPA HATES DIRT. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2733 Great, finally proof of extraterrestrials and it sucks. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2734 This doesnt taste like the indian food from the truck on 23 st. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2735 It's the vacuum of space. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2736 Good thing I didn't go on that diet after all. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2737 I told you we shouldn't have gone the week without showering. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2738 The concept that space is a vacuum must be more universal than we thought. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2739 Endust...? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2740 I think it may be a Hoover. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2741 Now I get why they say, "Space is a vacuum." 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2742 Ok Edna, maybe we do live in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2743 Well, that sucks. I can't believe it left early. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2744 They came from a Dyson Sphere. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2745 Look, Carla! It's the intergalactic model of my Grandma's Hoover! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2746 Bob fatally believed that Buddy’s years of battle with the vacuum would save them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2747 Yes, I'm scared...but I think it's a Dyson. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2748 So that's why he hates the vacuum. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2749 "Look Duke, it's the Hoover vacuum blimp." Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2750 You were right, Cmdr. Lctrolx. Human nature abhors a vacuum 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2751 Guess who wants to drain the swamp now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2752 He's always hated the sound of the vacuum cleaner. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2753 The meaning of Life. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2754 Aliens really suck. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2755 It's either Compliance or Accounting, I can't tell yet. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2756 Bad luck. A half-naked mermaid comes out of the dishwasher. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2757 Why? Natural light and free electricity. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2758 How the canine still views your chic Dyson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2759 Don't worry, they're only here to "drain the swamp". 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2760 Come, the next town over has niche cafes with Wi-Fi. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2761 Alexa is taking over everything. I had to switch to the toaster. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2762 No way that's natural. Nature abhors those things. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2763 It's about time they cleaned up City Hall. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2764 The wizard and balloon left with the last administration. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2765 No Lucille, I clearly told them that we need airport pick up tomorrow. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2766 They say they come in peace. Just want to clean up some dirty politics. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2767 Well, this explains a lot. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2768 Let's keep looking, no one back home would believe these ones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2769 And I always thought alien abductions don't happen in a vacuum. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2770 WTF? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2771 They didn't wait for the Electrolux patent to run out. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2772 Hopefully it's some Augmented Reality thing 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2773 You cut the leash, and I'll nab the doggy. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2774 Look! Its a bird... No its A plane... No !! its UFO gotscha.... 1.1522 0