Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I went ahead and fixed the bagel setting, too. So with parts and labor, that actually comes out to two wishes. |
1.9718 |
0.01313 |
3231 |
947 |
1428 |
856 |
1 |
OK, your crumb tray is cleaned and the coffee is brewing. You have one left. |
1.9494 |
0.01237 |
3714 |
1154 |
1594 |
966 |
2 |
It was the only way I could get into the country. |
1.9180 |
0.01460 |
3061 |
1134 |
1044 |
883 |
3 |
you have three wishes, as long as they're light, medium and dark.. |
1.9099 |
0.01211 |
3950 |
1337 |
1632 |
981 |
4 |
Toasted sesame is way different than open sesame and you know it. |
1.8657 |
0.01506 |
2785 |
1091 |
977 |
717 |
5 |
Thanks, kid, I've been in there since your parents' wedding. |
1.8481 |
0.01554 |
2547 |
1006 |
922 |
619 |
6 |
Listen, if you want to talk to my supervisor, rub the coffee maker. |
1.8193 |
0.01444 |
2740 |
1075 |
1085 |
580 |
7 |
Toast, Master? |
1.8118 |
0.02080 |
1408 |
586 |
501 |
321 |
8 |
Thanks, Master! For awhile there, I thought I was toast! |
1.8075 |
0.01708 |
2057 |
853 |
747 |
457 |
9 |
Rub all you like, kid. All you're gonna get is toast. |
1.8042 |
0.01272 |
3514 |
1410 |
1382 |
722 |
10 |
World peace? When you so obviously need a blender? |
1.7983 |
0.01479 |
2697 |
1122 |
997 |
578 |
11 |
Hi, I'm the genie with the light brown hair. You may adjust the setting if you want it darker. |
1.7787 |
0.02965 |
687 |
300 |
239 |
148 |
12 |
Could you please rub the coffee pot? I need to talk to my wife. |
1.7780 |
0.01610 |
2347 |
1032 |
804 |
511 |
13 |
Oh, a Hamilton seat!! I thought you said a Hamilton-Beach. |
1.7722 |
0.01965 |
1633 |
743 |
519 |
371 |
14 |
Sorry, kid, if I could make America great, I wouldn't be living in a toaster. |
1.7541 |
0.02104 |
1395 |
644 |
450 |
301 |
15 |
The lamp was great, but the toaster has internet. |
1.7533 |
0.01522 |
2456 |
1076 |
910 |
470 |
16 |
Make a different wish, your bagel is really stuck. |
1.7500 |
0.01474 |
2652 |
1178 |
959 |
515 |
17 |
I know it's not customary, but the last guy rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.7221 |
0.01626 |
2098 |
954 |
773 |
371 |
18 |
It wasn't plugged in. You have two more wishes. |
1.7160 |
0.01620 |
2148 |
997 |
764 |
387 |
19 |
Your first wish is a Pop Tart? |
1.6911 |
0.01996 |
1353 |
638 |
495 |
220 |
20 |
Two wishes remaining. Maybe aim a little higher than 'fix the toaster?' |
1.6844 |
0.01722 |
1787 |
844 |
663 |
280 |
21 |
This place is way better, has two skylights and an elevator. |
1.6740 |
0.02479 |
914 |
454 |
304 |
156 |
22 |
Next time disable your pop-up blocker. |
1.6730 |
0.02204 |
1156 |
575 |
384 |
197 |
23 |
I've been updated to work across multiple devices |
1.6676 |
0.03702 |
361 |
169 |
143 |
49 |
24 |
You get 3 slices... |
1.6594 |
0.02144 |
1236 |
633 |
391 |
212 |
25 |
I can fix the toaster but I still say you'd be better off wishing for a new one. |
1.6556 |
0.02081 |
1170 |
567 |
439 |
164 |
26 |
Yeah, but it's a dry heat. |
1.6536 |
0.02440 |
866 |
425 |
316 |
125 |
27 |
I would have been here sooner but I had to find a way around the Travel Ban. |
1.6531 |
0.02245 |
1133 |
588 |
350 |
195 |
28 |
With this travel ban, it was the only way I could get into the country. |
1.6493 |
0.02392 |
998 |
521 |
306 |
171 |
29 |
Rub me the wrong way and you're toast |
1.6464 |
0.02313 |
1035 |
534 |
333 |
168 |
30 |
Take three more. I couldn't get all the crumbs out either. |
1.6345 |
0.02424 |
892 |
456 |
306 |
130 |
31 |
An edible gluten-free bread loaf? I'm a genie, not a miracle worker. |
1.6323 |
0.04322 |
291 |
152 |
94 |
45 |
32 |
What can I say, kid? It's roomier and has central heating and an elevator. |
1.6296 |
0.02617 |
837 |
452 |
243 |
142 |
33 |
Yes, I can fit into the coffeemaker too. But that will be number two and I think you're missing the point here. |
1.6272 |
0.02616 |
802 |
425 |
251 |
126 |
34 |
You know, it's really pretty easy to make it yourself. |
1.6261 |
0.02571 |
813 |
427 |
263 |
123 |
35 |
That was the old days. Now you get three apps. |
1.6172 |
0.02635 |
734 |
381 |
253 |
100 |
36 |
Yes kid, living in a toaster does have it's ups and downs. |
1.6169 |
0.02658 |
723 |
376 |
248 |
99 |
37 |
Listen carefully; the options have changed. |
1.6109 |
0.02677 |
681 |
350 |
246 |
85 |
38 |
OK, your 'Hot Pockets' will never again be cold in the middle. What's wish number two? |
1.6070 |
0.02737 |
654 |
339 |
233 |
82 |
39 |
I found this a better way to get into the country! |
1.6058 |
0.02829 |
652 |
349 |
211 |
92 |
40 |
Your knish is my command. |
1.6041 |
0.02875 |
634 |
341 |
203 |
90 |
41 |
"Light," "Medium," and "Dark" are the only 3 wishes I'm allowed to grant. |
1.6038 |
0.02868 |
636 |
342 |
204 |
90 |
42 |
I am your toastmaster. |
1.6016 |
0.02997 |
620 |
345 |
177 |
98 |
43 |
Don't rub the coffee pot. I can't stand that guy. |
1.5959 |
0.03088 |
584 |
328 |
164 |
92 |
44 |
Toast is easy. The last guy wished to be president. |
1.5953 |
0.03294 |
551 |
321 |
132 |
98 |
45 |
Hi! I'm your genie with the light brown toast. |
1.5952 |
0.03094 |
578 |
324 |
164 |
90 |
46 |
A bagel and coffee is two wishes |
1.5945 |
0.02939 |
577 |
308 |
195 |
74 |
47 |
Gotta keep moving around; I may be magic, but I'm not documented. |
1.5926 |
0.03112 |
567 |
318 |
162 |
87 |
48 |
Your knish is my command. |
1.5920 |
0.03537 |
424 |
234 |
129 |
61 |
49 |
Thanks kid, I was nearly toast. |
1.5907 |
0.03147 |
557 |
314 |
157 |
86 |
50 |
You have no idea how few people think to rub a toaster. |
1.5894 |
0.02949 |
548 |
289 |
195 |
64 |
51 |
We don't do slang. You ask for bread, you get bread. |
1.5833 |
0.03254 |
516 |
293 |
145 |
78 |
52 |
You can ask him, but fair trade, shade grown, and dark roast are going to count as three separate wishes. |
1.5828 |
0.03052 |
513 |
274 |
179 |
60 |
53 |
Let me get this straight. It's world peace, the girl of your dreams, and a tall Colombian roast? |
1.5815 |
0.03133 |
509 |
278 |
166 |
65 |
54 |
No way! That magic lamp is the FIRST place the ICE agents will look! |
1.5810 |
0.03258 |
506 |
286 |
146 |
74 |
55 |
I ate your pop-tarts so you get an extra wish. |
1.5795 |
0.03166 |
497 |
272 |
162 |
63 |
56 |
It's fixed, but I suggest that you not waste any more wishes on appliances. |
1.5764 |
0.03245 |
484 |
269 |
151 |
64 |
57 |
If you were 600 years old you'd need some help popping out of things too. |
1.5726 |
0.03317 |
468 |
263 |
142 |
63 |
58 |
No one uses lamps anymore. We're all connected to the Internet of Things. |
1.5721 |
0.03565 |
409 |
231 |
122 |
56 |
59 |
Coffee first. Then we'll talk wishes. |
1.5702 |
0.03240 |
456 |
249 |
154 |
53 |
60 |
whatever you do, don't rub the coffee maker. |
1.5702 |
0.03371 |
456 |
258 |
136 |
62 |
61 |
You know, it'll just pop out when it's ready. You don't need me to keep checking. |
1.5699 |
0.03669 |
379 |
213 |
116 |
50 |
62 |
Actually you only get one wish, but I could throw in a free toaster. |
1.5699 |
0.03244 |
458 |
251 |
153 |
54 |
63 |
Thank you, master. I like it much better. It has electric heating, a skylight, and 2 rooms instead of one. |
1.5679 |
0.03383 |
449 |
254 |
135 |
60 |
64 |
For New York, that's a lot of space! |
1.5616 |
0.03321 |
422 |
231 |
145 |
46 |
65 |
You've used two wishes and you still have a studio apartment? |
1.5603 |
0.04486 |
282 |
169 |
68 |
45 |
66 |
I'm the pleasant one. The coffee genie is somewhat bitter. |
1.5585 |
0.03531 |
410 |
235 |
121 |
54 |
67 |
Toast? One of your three wishes is toast? |
1.5585 |
0.03428 |
410 |
229 |
133 |
48 |
68 |
Yes, well I winter in the toaster |
1.5533 |
0.03460 |
394 |
220 |
130 |
44 |
69 |
Sorry, even I can't make gluten free bread taste good. |
1.5533 |
0.03798 |
394 |
239 |
92 |
63 |
70 |
Do you mind condemning me to the coffee pot instead? I've never had a room with a view. |
1.5527 |
0.03587 |
389 |
223 |
117 |
49 |
71 |
I'm outta here. Tell your parents Hide' N Seek was the third wish. |
1.5518 |
0.03860 |
386 |
236 |
87 |
63 |
72 |
Asking for gluten free toast counts as two wishes. |
1.5515 |
0.03613 |
388 |
224 |
114 |
50 |
73 |
It's part of the extended warranty |
1.5506 |
0.03502 |
385 |
216 |
126 |
43 |
74 |
We transitioned to small appliances years ago. |
1.5500 |
0.03496 |
380 |
212 |
127 |
41 |
75 |
I don't care if you have another wish left. You wanted Trump, you got him. I'm outta here. |
1.5481 |
0.03904 |
374 |
229 |
85 |
60 |
76 |
Sorry, but I burnt your first wish. |
1.5459 |
0.03628 |
370 |
212 |
114 |
44 |
77 |
I've fixed the coffee-maker and the toaster, but couldn't this third wish have something to do with, say, world peace or the end of hunger? |
1.5452 |
0.03561 |
365 |
205 |
121 |
39 |
78 |
Gluten free, non fat, AND delicious? I'm a genie, not a miracle worker. |
1.5440 |
0.03932 |
364 |
223 |
84 |
57 |
79 |
Toaster Genie's not a bad gig-- it's a big improvement over Diaper Genie. |
1.5421 |
0.03693 |
356 |
205 |
109 |
42 |
80 |
It was just some crumbs stuck in the release. What's your second one? |
1.5411 |
0.03886 |
353 |
212 |
91 |
50 |
81 |
Well you see, Jimmy, this makes me feel modern and relevant and it scares the crap out of the cat. |
1.5396 |
0.03948 |
341 |
205 |
88 |
48 |
82 |
Per the latest executive order, we're only allowed into the country if we live in American-made appliances. |
1.5394 |
0.03909 |
343 |
205 |
91 |
47 |
83 |
Look, you want avocado on it, that's another wish. |
1.5367 |
0.04280 |
259 |
149 |
81 |
29 |
84 |
Cash? You said bread. You didn't say anything about cash. |
1.5345 |
0.03838 |
333 |
195 |
98 |
40 |
85 |
Dude, rub the microwave. You won't BELIEVE what happens! |
1.5319 |
0.03702 |
329 |
187 |
109 |
33 |
86 |
The last guy rubbed me the wrong way |
1.5296 |
0.04209 |
321 |
202 |
68 |
51 |
87 |
Excuse the unorthodox entrance, but the lamp has been unreliable ever since I upgraded it to Windows 10. |
1.5294 |
0.04025 |
323 |
196 |
83 |
44 |
88 |
After 3 wishes you're toast! |
1.5283 |
0.03950 |
318 |
189 |
90 |
39 |
89 |
Anything you'd like as long as it's toast. |
1.5258 |
0.03974 |
310 |
184 |
89 |
37 |
90 |
You wanted a genius on the West Coast? I thought you said, 'genie who makes the best toast.' |
1.5256 |
0.04058 |
312 |
189 |
82 |
41 |
91 |
Oh yeah.. I moved to a place with central heating. |
1.5244 |
0.03785 |
307 |
175 |
103 |
29 |
92 |
It's fixable, but you'll need to use another wish to extend the warranty. |
1.5244 |
0.04082 |
307 |
186 |
81 |
40 |
93 |
Are you sure this isn't a job for Mr. Coffee? |
1.5201 |
0.03897 |
298 |
173 |
95 |
30 |
94 |
OK, toaster's fixed. Your second wish? |
1.5201 |
0.04067 |
298 |
179 |
83 |
36 |
95 |
You know, all you had to do was plug it in... |
1.5200 |
0.04074 |
300 |
181 |
82 |
37 |
96 |
It was a nasty divorce, and she got the lamp. |
1.5186 |
0.04070 |
295 |
177 |
83 |
35 |
97 |
My wife is in the lamp, and I'll give you ten wishes NOT to rub it. |
1.5186 |
0.04154 |
295 |
180 |
77 |
38 |
98 |
Hotter coffee, seriously? |
1.5172 |
0.03853 |
290 |
166 |
98 |
26 |
99 |
Kid, I haven't lived in that thing in years. At my age, I need all the help I can get to pop up. |
1.5170 |
0.03994 |
294 |
174 |
88 |
32 |
100 |
Toaster's fixed, but we should talk priorities. |
1.5170 |
0.04023 |
294 |
175 |
86 |
33 |
101 |
You sure you don't want me to fix world hunger instead? |
1.5125 |
0.04161 |
281 |
170 |
78 |
33 |
102 |
My wife got the lamp in the divorce. |
1.5125 |
0.04281 |
281 |
174 |
70 |
37 |
103 |
My new place has two bedrooms, heat and an elevator. |
1.5124 |
0.04108 |
283 |
170 |
81 |
32 |
104 |
Wait, you said Hampton Beach? I thought you said Hamilton Beach! |
1.5107 |
0.04323 |
280 |
175 |
67 |
38 |
105 |
Wishes? No. Waffles? I got. |
1.5092 |
0.04252 |
273 |
167 |
73 |
33 |
106 |
You have two more wishes, but you're out of counter space. |
1.5091 |
0.03902 |
275 |
158 |
94 |
23 |
107 |
Let's think beyond household appliances for our third wish, shall we? |
1.5074 |
0.04255 |
270 |
165 |
73 |
32 |
108 |
Here's your toaster and thank you for opening an account with The First Bank of Saudi Arabia. |
1.5056 |
0.05196 |
180 |
110 |
49 |
21 |
109 |
You're getting nothing until I've had my coffee. |
1.5055 |
0.05094 |
182 |
110 |
52 |
20 |
110 |
Trump is Toast,Jose...your next wish? |
1.5038 |
0.04418 |
262 |
164 |
64 |
34 |
111 |
Okay, kid, the toaster is fixed. Now do yourself a favor and wish for an imagination. |
1.5038 |
0.04528 |
266 |
171 |
56 |
39 |
112 |
Okay I fixed the toaster, what's next? |
1.5000 |
0.04252 |
256 |
155 |
74 |
27 |
113 |
I decided to retire to a warmer place. |
1.4980 |
0.04116 |
255 |
151 |
81 |
23 |
114 |
I made a move on Alexa and got shipped to the toaster |
1.4980 |
0.04397 |
253 |
157 |
66 |
30 |
115 |
You have one wish and it had better be good, because otherwise I'm toast. |
1.4980 |
0.04313 |
251 |
153 |
71 |
27 |
116 |
If you want more than one wish you're going to have to unplug me and plug me back in. |
1.4960 |
0.04151 |
252 |
150 |
79 |
23 |
117 |
Toaster's fixed. What's your second wish? |
1.4960 |
0.04314 |
248 |
151 |
71 |
26 |
118 |
I’ll grant you three wishes... four if you clean out that crumb tray. |
1.4939 |
0.04156 |
245 |
145 |
79 |
21 |
119 |
I don't know where you got the idea of a genie in a magic lantern. It's simply more fake news. Just ask the guy in the coffee maker. |
1.4939 |
0.04391 |
245 |
151 |
67 |
27 |
120 |
Give me my lamp back and I'll quit burning your toast. |
1.4939 |
0.04429 |
245 |
152 |
65 |
28 |
121 |
I've relocated. The toaster has free internet. |
1.4918 |
0.04480 |
244 |
153 |
62 |
29 |
122 |
I shall offer you three settings. |
1.4917 |
0.04497 |
240 |
150 |
62 |
28 |
123 |
The last lady wished I was hotter. |
1.4917 |
0.04379 |
240 |
147 |
68 |
25 |
124 |
Now try rubbing the coffee pot. |
1.4915 |
0.04225 |
236 |
140 |
76 |
20 |
125 |
I love it! Two rooms and central heating?! When can I move in? |
1.4896 |
0.04163 |
241 |
143 |
78 |
20 |
126 |
I got hacked. Your 3 wishes are with a blender in Moscow. |
1.4895 |
0.04694 |
237 |
153 |
52 |
32 |
127 |
Forget that - help my sister - she's in the blender. |
1.4895 |
0.04378 |
237 |
145 |
68 |
24 |
128 |
I'm the genie with the light brown toast. |
1.4895 |
0.04578 |
237 |
150 |
58 |
29 |
129 |
Actually, I'm a Sikh. We don't grant wishes. |
1.4873 |
0.04709 |
236 |
153 |
51 |
32 |
130 |
What, you were expecting Pop-Tarts? |
1.4872 |
0.04377 |
234 |
143 |
68 |
23 |
131 |
I got transferred. |
1.4872 |
0.04419 |
234 |
144 |
66 |
24 |
132 |
I was able to sweep out most of the crumbs, but you really ought to put a little more thought into your next wish. |
1.4847 |
0.04489 |
229 |
142 |
63 |
24 |
133 |
Jeannie got the lantern in the divorce. |
1.4847 |
0.04573 |
229 |
144 |
59 |
26 |
134 |
Sorry, Aladdin's on vacation. I'm his cousin, Amuffin. |
1.4823 |
0.04488 |
226 |
140 |
63 |
23 |
135 |
I'd like to help but I'm burned out. |
1.4823 |
0.04400 |
226 |
138 |
67 |
21 |
136 |
I'm going to stay in the toaster. Someone might think that's a Neti-pot. |
1.4798 |
0.04875 |
223 |
147 |
45 |
31 |
137 |
If you rub the lamp I'm toast. |
1.4798 |
0.04998 |
223 |
150 |
39 |
34 |
138 |
Okay, the toaster is clean. What is your second wish? |
1.4769 |
0.04730 |
216 |
138 |
53 |
25 |
139 |
Sorry, weird night. Would you mind wishing for some coffee? |
1.4747 |
0.04758 |
217 |
140 |
51 |
26 |
140 |
No. I'm Crusty. Genie is in the garage door. |
1.4744 |
0.04836 |
215 |
140 |
48 |
27 |
141 |
Fixed it. Next wish? |
1.4739 |
0.04522 |
211 |
130 |
62 |
19 |
142 |
Sorry, the only three wishes the toaster genie can grant are light, medium and dark. |
1.4739 |
0.04996 |
211 |
140 |
42 |
29 |
143 |
It's just easier to pop out of the toaster. |
1.4739 |
0.04212 |
211 |
124 |
74 |
13 |
144 |
Listen, kid. You got that lamp at the dollar store. I'll sleep where I want. |
1.4714 |
0.04435 |
210 |
128 |
65 |
17 |
145 |
To be honest, I thought we were playing hide and go seek. |
1.4689 |
0.05077 |
209 |
141 |
38 |
30 |
146 |
It was the only way I could get into the country. |
1.4689 |
0.05031 |
209 |
140 |
40 |
29 |
147 |
I'll give you an extra wish if I can live in the coffee maker instead. |
1.4686 |
0.04684 |
207 |
131 |
55 |
21 |
148 |
Square footage, central heating, and coffee next door. Win, win, win. |
1.4683 |
0.04717 |
205 |
130 |
54 |
21 |
149 |
I'm like Alexa, but with more personality |
1.4683 |
0.04456 |
205 |
125 |
64 |
16 |
150 |
Yeah, well you don't look like Larry Hagman either. |
1.4683 |
0.04717 |
205 |
130 |
54 |
21 |
151 |
Please, please don't tell the lamp. The toaster means nothing to me. |
1.4683 |
0.04767 |
205 |
131 |
52 |
22 |
152 |
She got the lamp in the divorce. |
1.4683 |
0.04817 |
205 |
132 |
50 |
23 |
153 |
Had you taken the extended warranty, I could grant your wish. |
1.4683 |
0.04510 |
205 |
126 |
62 |
17 |
154 |
The missus and I are going through a bit of a rough patch; this is only temporary. |
1.4683 |
0.04717 |
205 |
130 |
54 |
21 |
155 |
You forgot to download the GPS update again, didn't you? |
1.4683 |
0.04867 |
205 |
133 |
48 |
24 |
156 |
I grant you three settings. |
1.4680 |
0.04647 |
203 |
127 |
57 |
19 |
157 |
Sorry, but even I can't figure out how to clean the crumbs out of this thing. |
1.4680 |
0.04432 |
203 |
123 |
65 |
15 |
158 |
Would you mind rubbing the coffee pot so my wife can join us, too? |
1.4680 |
0.04902 |
203 |
132 |
47 |
24 |
159 |
Nice place. It's even got an elevator. |
1.4650 |
0.04587 |
200 |
124 |
59 |
17 |
160 |
Wishes, no, but I can offer three settings. |
1.4646 |
0.04274 |
198 |
117 |
70 |
11 |
161 |
It's a new thing. I grant you 3 knishes. |
1.4646 |
0.05095 |
198 |
132 |
40 |
26 |
162 |
You have three wishes so long as they involve white, whole wheat or rye. |
1.4646 |
0.05044 |
198 |
131 |
42 |
25 |
163 |
Because no one wants to rub a toaster. |
1.4646 |
0.04783 |
198 |
126 |
52 |
20 |
164 |
ICE never looks in the toaster. |
1.4645 |
0.04886 |
183 |
115 |
51 |
17 |
165 |
Really Timmy a lamp..that's so thirteenth century |
1.4615 |
0.04669 |
195 |
122 |
56 |
17 |
166 |
A bagel? Have you got the wrong genie! |
1.4588 |
0.04569 |
194 |
120 |
59 |
15 |
167 |
...but it's a dry heat |
1.4583 |
0.04889 |
192 |
124 |
48 |
20 |
168 |
I've been moved from lamps to small appliances. |
1.4583 |
0.04889 |
192 |
124 |
48 |
20 |
169 |
I'm retired. It's like Florida, but with a dry heat. |
1.4579 |
0.04695 |
190 |
119 |
55 |
16 |
170 |
This is what happens when you waffle. |
1.4550 |
0.04590 |
189 |
117 |
58 |
14 |
171 |
OK, fine, but if you think I'm screwed up try rubbing the Mr. Coffee. |
1.4550 |
0.04711 |
189 |
119 |
54 |
16 |
172 |
I winter in the toaster. |
1.4550 |
0.04651 |
189 |
118 |
56 |
15 |
173 |
I went electric in '65. |
1.4550 |
0.04771 |
189 |
120 |
52 |
17 |
174 |
Well, you certainly wasted the first one. |
1.4545 |
0.05040 |
187 |
123 |
43 |
21 |
175 |
The Pop Tarts count for two wishes, technically. |
1.4541 |
0.04963 |
185 |
120 |
46 |
19 |
176 |
May I remind you your next two wishes do NOT have to be toast related? |
1.4514 |
0.04703 |
175 |
108 |
55 |
12 |
177 |
I can't fix it either. |
1.4511 |
0.05099 |
184 |
122 |
41 |
21 |
178 |
Sorry, kid. I'm the G.E.nie. |
1.4511 |
0.04982 |
184 |
120 |
45 |
19 |
179 |
I don't do the lamp anymore, kid. I'm now part of the Internet of Things. |
1.4511 |
0.04737 |
184 |
116 |
53 |
15 |
180 |
I'm not going to ask why you were rubbing the toaster. |
1.4511 |
0.04922 |
184 |
119 |
47 |
18 |
181 |
When was the last time you cleaned that thing? |
1.4511 |
0.04799 |
184 |
117 |
51 |
16 |
182 |
Oh, for goodness sake. My grandfather has been looking for that. |
1.4500 |
0.04745 |
180 |
113 |
53 |
14 |
183 |
Sorry for the delay, I had a date with a pop tart. |
1.4500 |
0.05242 |
180 |
121 |
37 |
22 |
184 |
Yeah, but it's a dry heat. |
1.4500 |
0.04810 |
180 |
114 |
51 |
15 |
185 |
Sorry, the only wishes I can grant are "light," "medium" or "dark." |
1.4500 |
0.05183 |
180 |
120 |
39 |
21 |
186 |
I think you just burned your last wish. |
1.4469 |
0.04956 |
179 |
116 |
46 |
17 |
187 |
2 rooms and heat's included |
1.4463 |
0.04996 |
177 |
115 |
45 |
17 |
188 |
Genie-ology wasn't my strong suit. Your results may vary. |
1.4463 |
0.04865 |
177 |
113 |
49 |
15 |
189 |
Its three choices, not three wishes.... White, Whole Wheat or Pumpernickel... |
1.4457 |
0.05036 |
175 |
114 |
44 |
17 |
190 |
OK bagels will never get stuck in the toaster again. What is your second wish? |
1.4457 |
0.05036 |
175 |
114 |
44 |
17 |
191 |
Toaster's fixed. But the fridge needs a large appliance genie. |
1.4457 |
0.05036 |
175 |
114 |
44 |
17 |
192 |
Unfortunately, with that lantern, instead of getting three wishes you get three appliances. |
1.4457 |
0.04971 |
175 |
113 |
46 |
16 |
193 |
That was your last wish...I'm toast. |
1.4457 |
0.05165 |
175 |
116 |
40 |
19 |
194 |
For the third one, I'd suggest a blender or possibly a juicer. |
1.4425 |
0.05055 |
174 |
114 |
43 |
17 |
195 |
Toast is done. Coffee is brewing. You got one wish left... |
1.4425 |
0.04715 |
174 |
109 |
53 |
12 |
196 |
Sorry, I can only grant wishes that are gluten free. |
1.4425 |
0.05249 |
174 |
117 |
37 |
20 |
197 |
No, I'm not here to grant a wish. You were about to burn your toast. |
1.4419 |
0.04752 |
172 |
108 |
52 |
12 |
198 |
Just gonna' lay low here until this Muslim ban blows over. |
1.4419 |
0.05164 |
172 |
114 |
40 |
18 |
199 |
Sorry kid, I got this sponsor years ago. Now I'm a GEnie! |
1.4419 |
0.05097 |
172 |
113 |
42 |
17 |
200 |
Sorry kid, your wishes are toast. |
1.4412 |
0.04862 |
170 |
108 |
49 |
13 |
201 |
Why do you think we're all brown? |
1.4412 |
0.05340 |
170 |
115 |
35 |
20 |
202 |
You have three wishes, light, medium or burnt |
1.4412 |
0.05274 |
170 |
114 |
37 |
19 |
203 |
Don’t ask. Just make three wishes before I’m toast. |
1.4412 |
0.05274 |
170 |
114 |
37 |
19 |
204 |
This thing works like magic. |
1.4412 |
0.04717 |
170 |
106 |
53 |
11 |
205 |
You called the Internet of Things, Master? |
1.4412 |
0.05003 |
170 |
110 |
45 |
15 |
206 |
Wish granted! You are now the toast of the town. |
1.4379 |
0.05228 |
169 |
113 |
38 |
18 |
207 |
Sorry. That model is no longer supported. |
1.4379 |
0.05091 |
169 |
111 |
42 |
16 |
208 |
It's a tight fit at breakfast, but other than that, I prefer it over the lamp. |
1.4371 |
0.04846 |
167 |
106 |
49 |
12 |
209 |
It's a trick I learned from Mr. Coffee. |
1.4364 |
0.05034 |
165 |
107 |
44 |
14 |
210 |
No, No not three wishes. Your choices are light, dark, or burnt. |
1.4364 |
0.05457 |
165 |
113 |
32 |
20 |
211 |
The travel ban makes it impossible to come in a lamp. |
1.4364 |
0.05320 |
165 |
111 |
36 |
18 |
212 |
Just to clarify...you can have three wishes, but you can still only have 2 slices of toast. |
1.4364 |
0.04960 |
165 |
106 |
46 |
13 |
213 |
You coulda had a fourth wish, but nooooo, you wouldn't wish me a cup of coffee. |
1.4364 |
0.05107 |
165 |
108 |
42 |
15 |
214 |
Since the divorce, I live in the toaster. |
1.4364 |
0.05034 |
165 |
107 |
44 |
14 |
215 |
The last guy rubbed me the wrong way |
1.4364 |
0.05250 |
165 |
110 |
38 |
17 |
216 |
It's clear of crumbs, but maybe aim a little higher with the next two. |
1.4364 |
0.05179 |
165 |
109 |
40 |
16 |
217 |
Actually, I'm the one that opens the garage door. |
1.4364 |
0.05107 |
165 |
108 |
42 |
15 |
218 |
I’m not the only one in this office you’ve rubbed the wrong way |
1.4364 |
0.05320 |
165 |
111 |
36 |
18 |
219 |
It's Gene actually. |
1.4329 |
0.04903 |
164 |
105 |
47 |
12 |
220 |
Sorry, kid, Mr. Coffee and I have been living a lie. |
1.4321 |
0.05097 |
162 |
106 |
42 |
14 |
221 |
Get with the times kid no one uses those anymore. |
1.4312 |
0.04986 |
160 |
103 |
45 |
12 |
222 |
That bagel is really jammed. Next wish? |
1.4312 |
0.04907 |
160 |
102 |
47 |
11 |
223 |
I will grant you three settings. |
1.4312 |
0.04986 |
160 |
103 |
45 |
12 |
224 |
Mid-Century Modern, radiant heating, skylights: look, I was ready for a change. |
1.4312 |
0.05064 |
160 |
104 |
43 |
13 |
225 |
I'll grant you three wishes: light, dark, and bagel. |
1.4312 |
0.05217 |
160 |
106 |
39 |
15 |
226 |
I prefer the space of a double-wide. |
1.4268 |
0.05207 |
157 |
104 |
39 |
14 |
227 |
Master, you've blown 2 wishes on crap you could've gotten opening an account at First Federal. |
1.4268 |
0.05512 |
157 |
108 |
31 |
18 |
228 |
You get three wishes: Light, Medium , and Dark |
1.4267 |
0.05703 |
150 |
104 |
28 |
18 |
229 |
When is the last time time the crumb tray was emptied? |
1.4258 |
0.05174 |
155 |
102 |
40 |
13 |
230 |
Sorry, dude, Alexa already made three wishes. |
1.4258 |
0.04925 |
155 |
99 |
46 |
10 |
231 |
some people rub me the wrong way ! |
1.4258 |
0.05564 |
155 |
107 |
30 |
18 |
232 |
I can offer white, wheat, or rye. Coffee is the next wish over. |
1.4231 |
0.05306 |
156 |
105 |
36 |
15 |
233 |
The rent's cheaper and it's a two bedroom. |
1.4231 |
0.04985 |
156 |
101 |
44 |
11 |
234 |
I’m guessing you didn’t receive my change of address notification. |
1.4231 |
0.05148 |
156 |
103 |
40 |
13 |
235 |
No, I'm Arabian...the Colombian Genie is in the coffee pot. |
1.4211 |
0.05158 |
152 |
100 |
40 |
12 |
236 |
It sure beats being the diaper genie. |
1.4211 |
0.05485 |
152 |
104 |
32 |
16 |
237 |
Now we know. "Abracadabra" won't fix the toaster. |
1.4211 |
0.05072 |
152 |
99 |
42 |
11 |
238 |
Oh, the painters are in my lamp all week. |
1.4200 |
0.04848 |
150 |
95 |
47 |
8 |
239 |
It's my retirement condo. It's got heat and an elevator! |
1.4200 |
0.05290 |
150 |
100 |
37 |
13 |
240 |
Greetings! You have three knishes. |
1.4200 |
0.05456 |
150 |
102 |
33 |
15 |
241 |
I've been trying different platforms. |
1.4189 |
0.05253 |
148 |
98 |
38 |
12 |
242 |
The Genii-of-the-lamp is on vacation, however I can grant you any three wishes, as long as they are about toast. |
1.4189 |
0.05164 |
148 |
97 |
40 |
11 |
243 |
I don't do lamps anymore, kid. Download the smart toaster app and make your dreams come true. |
1.4189 |
0.05253 |
148 |
98 |
38 |
12 |
244 |
When you wished your mom wouldn't burn your toast...that counts. |
1.4189 |
0.05164 |
148 |
97 |
40 |
11 |
245 |
Hi. My name is Gene and I'll be your server today. |
1.4189 |
0.05253 |
148 |
98 |
38 |
12 |
246 |
Seriously, you really want me to hang out in there to see who's taking your waffles? |
1.4150 |
0.05361 |
147 |
99 |
35 |
13 |
247 |
Okay but are you honestly that lazy? |
1.4150 |
0.05447 |
147 |
100 |
33 |
14 |
248 |
This is temporary. I'm airbnbing my place for the weekend. |
1.4150 |
0.05001 |
147 |
95 |
43 |
9 |
249 |
Not genie, GE |
1.4138 |
0.05323 |
145 |
97 |
36 |
12 |
250 |
Rub me wrong again and you're toast. |
1.4138 |
0.05587 |
145 |
100 |
30 |
15 |
251 |
When you said you had a toasty double unit my thinking was something in West Palm. |
1.4138 |
0.05323 |
145 |
97 |
36 |
12 |
252 |
I've been up for 1001 nights. I need a lot of coffee before any wish-granting. |
1.4138 |
0.05233 |
145 |
96 |
38 |
11 |
253 |
Viennese bakery just down the block and YOU wish for a goddamned toaster strudel? |
1.4138 |
0.05323 |
145 |
97 |
36 |
12 |
254 |
No, I'm Joe from appliances. |
1.4138 |
0.05413 |
145 |
98 |
34 |
13 |
255 |
The crumbs are gone. What's your last wish? |
1.4138 |
0.05233 |
145 |
96 |
38 |
11 |
256 |
I flipped the lamp and I've sublet the toaster. I'll be crashing in the coffee pot until I find a new place. |
1.4138 |
0.05413 |
145 |
98 |
34 |
13 |
257 |
For that wish you'll need the guy in the coffee maker. |
1.4126 |
0.04995 |
143 |
92 |
43 |
8 |
258 |
Who's the brunette in the coffeemaker? |
1.4126 |
0.05815 |
143 |
101 |
25 |
17 |
259 |
You're absolutely sure that your final wish is a blender? |
1.4126 |
0.05465 |
143 |
97 |
33 |
13 |
260 |
Sorry, couldn't fix it. Any other wishes? |
1.4126 |
0.05375 |
143 |
96 |
35 |
12 |
261 |
Nah, I'm good in here, but I bet the Diaper Genie would be willing to move. |
1.4126 |
0.05555 |
143 |
98 |
31 |
14 |
262 |
Sorry, I was working on my tan. |
1.4126 |
0.05465 |
143 |
97 |
33 |
13 |
263 |
You could always wish for toast. |
1.4113 |
0.05333 |
141 |
94 |
36 |
11 |
264 |
I can give you anything except rich, bold taste without the bitterness. |
1.4097 |
0.05065 |
144 |
94 |
41 |
9 |
265 |
Listen kid. Don't rub me the wrong way! |
1.4097 |
0.05947 |
144 |
104 |
21 |
19 |
266 |
Your wish is my command, as long as it's plain, whole wheat, or gluten-free. |
1.4087 |
0.06163 |
115 |
79 |
25 |
11 |
267 |
You're really using your final wish on avocado toast? |
1.4071 |
0.05450 |
140 |
95 |
33 |
12 |
268 |
When you said 'sesame' , did you not mean toast. |
1.4071 |
0.05726 |
140 |
98 |
27 |
15 |
269 |
Wake up, kid. It's the 21st century. Think outside the lamp! |
1.4071 |
0.05450 |
140 |
95 |
33 |
12 |
270 |
Somebody rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.4058 |
0.05876 |
138 |
98 |
24 |
16 |
271 |
Abracadabread? |
1.4058 |
0.05504 |
138 |
94 |
32 |
12 |
272 |
If you try and wish for infinite wishes, I swear to god, I'm throwing myself in the bathtub. |
1.4058 |
0.05693 |
138 |
96 |
28 |
14 |
273 |
Coming from a lamp is so last millennium. |
1.4058 |
0.05599 |
138 |
95 |
30 |
13 |
274 |
You used up your wishes Donald. You are young, have a full head of hair and Mueller is off your tail. Now leave me alone. |
1.4044 |
0.05753 |
136 |
95 |
27 |
14 |
275 |
You have one of three wishes... light, dark, or English muffin |
1.4044 |
0.05753 |
136 |
95 |
27 |
14 |
276 |
You're beginning to rub me the wrong way. |
1.4044 |
0.06030 |
136 |
98 |
21 |
17 |
277 |
Then she said to me, "If you let him win in November, you're toast." |
1.4044 |
0.05847 |
136 |
96 |
25 |
15 |
278 |
You'll never guess who's in the coffee maker! |
1.4044 |
0.05461 |
136 |
92 |
33 |
11 |
279 |
You were expecting maybe Mr. Coffee? |
1.4044 |
0.05153 |
136 |
89 |
39 |
8 |
280 |
I unstuck the bagel,kid. You have two more wishes. |
1.4035 |
0.05672 |
114 |
75 |
32 |
7 |
281 |
Because it has skylights, double beds, integrated heating AND a two-year warranty. |
1.4030 |
0.05617 |
134 |
92 |
30 |
12 |
282 |
Thanks. That place was crummy |
1.4030 |
0.05910 |
134 |
95 |
24 |
15 |
283 |
Frankly, you rub me the wrong way. |
1.4030 |
0.05910 |
134 |
95 |
24 |
15 |
284 |
You wish I were a waffle? |
1.4030 |
0.05716 |
134 |
93 |
28 |
13 |
285 |
Is it me, or is it hot in here? |
1.4030 |
0.05617 |
134 |
92 |
30 |
12 |
286 |
Your toaster has been hacked. |
1.4030 |
0.04982 |
134 |
86 |
42 |
6 |
287 |
Okay, it's clean. I can't believe you wasted a wish on that. |
1.3985 |
0.05112 |
133 |
87 |
39 |
7 |
288 |
Sorry - two slots, two wishes. |
1.3985 |
0.05540 |
133 |
91 |
31 |
11 |
289 |
One bagel. Sliced. Toasted. Cream cheese. That's already four wishes. |
1.3985 |
0.05330 |
133 |
89 |
35 |
9 |
290 |
Thanks, kid. I thought I was toast! |
1.3969 |
0.05598 |
131 |
90 |
30 |
11 |
291 |
Yeah, but this new place has central heating! |
1.3969 |
0.05492 |
131 |
89 |
32 |
10 |
292 |
You get three wishes--four, if you clean the crap out of my toaster. |
1.3969 |
0.06002 |
131 |
94 |
22 |
15 |
293 |
Ever since Alexa dumped me I've been living in the toaster. |
1.3969 |
0.05904 |
131 |
93 |
24 |
14 |
294 |
I don't do wishes, I do breakfast. What'll it be? |
1.3969 |
0.05273 |
131 |
87 |
36 |
8 |
295 |
You rubbed the "toast" app. For wishes you'll have to download the "Aladdin" app |
1.3969 |
0.05492 |
131 |
89 |
32 |
10 |
296 |
You were expecting an Open Sesame bagel??? |
1.3969 |
0.05384 |
131 |
88 |
34 |
9 |
297 |
Don't feel bad. My GPS is on the fritz. Yesterday l came out of the shower head. |
1.3969 |
0.05598 |
131 |
90 |
30 |
11 |
298 |
Your last wish is toast!? |
1.3969 |
0.05904 |
131 |
93 |
24 |
14 |
299 |
A thoughtful wish, master, but really the lamp is fine. |
1.3969 |
0.05273 |
131 |
87 |
36 |
8 |
300 |
I also respond to "open sesame bagel". |
1.3969 |
0.05701 |
131 |
91 |
28 |
12 |
301 |
You've got your toaster and your coffee machine. What'll the third wish be? |
1.3969 |
0.05161 |
131 |
86 |
38 |
7 |
302 |
I'd love to help you, but I'm a little burnt out. |
1.3969 |
0.05701 |
131 |
91 |
28 |
12 |
303 |
Ok, I've done it. Your parents are toast. |
1.3969 |
0.05804 |
131 |
92 |
26 |
13 |
304 |
The toaster is my winter home. |
1.3969 |
0.05384 |
131 |
88 |
34 |
9 |
305 |
It's part of the new two-step authentication process. |
1.3969 |
0.05384 |
131 |
88 |
34 |
9 |
306 |
You didn't expect me to pop up just anywhere, did you? |
1.3969 |
0.05384 |
131 |
88 |
34 |
9 |
307 |
Always wishes! What about your needs? |
1.3969 |
0.05046 |
131 |
85 |
40 |
6 |
308 |
Thanks for finding an oil lamp. The toaster is no place for a genie. |
1.3953 |
0.05438 |
129 |
87 |
33 |
9 |
309 |
How about one wish and I throw in the coffee maker and the toaster? |
1.3953 |
0.05211 |
129 |
85 |
37 |
7 |
310 |
You should try the coffee machine next, I hear he gives out five wishes. |
1.3937 |
0.05380 |
127 |
85 |
34 |
8 |
311 |
I upgraded to a double-wide. |
1.3937 |
0.05262 |
127 |
84 |
36 |
7 |
312 |
white, wheat, or rye? |
1.3937 |
0.05262 |
127 |
84 |
36 |
7 |
313 |
I switched to the toaster 'cause ICE tracked me to your lamp! |
1.3937 |
0.05380 |
127 |
85 |
34 |
8 |
314 |
Rub the lamp, quick, or I'm toast! |
1.3937 |
0.05826 |
127 |
89 |
26 |
12 |
315 |
Sorry, kid, I can't figure out what the dial does either. |
1.3937 |
0.05495 |
127 |
86 |
32 |
9 |
316 |
Sorry, you phone is really wedged in there. You are going to have to tell your parents. |
1.3937 |
0.05607 |
127 |
87 |
30 |
10 |
317 |
I traded for a two-bedroom with heating. |
1.3889 |
0.04908 |
126 |
81 |
41 |
4 |
318 |
So worth the move. It's twice the square footage, has two skylights, and includes central heat! |
1.3889 |
0.05743 |
126 |
88 |
27 |
11 |
319 |
New place has a heater. |
1.3889 |
0.05631 |
126 |
87 |
29 |
10 |
320 |
Ok, that was different. Now you have two wishes left. |
1.3889 |
0.05743 |
126 |
88 |
27 |
11 |
321 |
Okay, the toaster's fixed. You have two more wishes. |
1.3889 |
0.05401 |
126 |
85 |
33 |
8 |
322 |
Wealth? Fame? World Peace? And you wasted a wish on a stuck onion bagel?! |
1.3889 |
0.05517 |
126 |
86 |
31 |
9 |
323 |
Look, you got the lamp on eBay, what did you expect? |
1.3889 |
0.05852 |
126 |
89 |
25 |
12 |
324 |
Your dad's keys are in his blue jacket. |
1.3889 |
0.05517 |
126 |
86 |
31 |
9 |
325 |
OK; I got that bagel out of there for you. Two more wishes. |
1.3889 |
0.05517 |
126 |
86 |
31 |
9 |
326 |
Because your mom used it to make tea! |
1.3889 |
0.05517 |
126 |
86 |
31 |
9 |
327 |
You wished for a hot genie, young master? |
1.3889 |
0.05852 |
126 |
89 |
25 |
12 |
328 |
Dude, lamps are SO twelfth century. |
1.3889 |
0.05852 |
126 |
89 |
25 |
12 |
329 |
You wished for less dependence on oil |
1.3889 |
0.05282 |
126 |
84 |
35 |
7 |
330 |
I distinctly said: "three knishes. |
1.3871 |
0.05806 |
124 |
87 |
26 |
11 |
331 |
You wish to make French Toast in that? Do I look French to you? |
1.3871 |
0.05806 |
124 |
87 |
26 |
11 |
332 |
As genies go, I'm more mid-century modern. |
1.3871 |
0.05576 |
124 |
85 |
30 |
9 |
333 |
The new password is open sesame, wheat or white. |
1.3871 |
0.05692 |
124 |
86 |
28 |
10 |
334 |
I winter in the toaster. |
1.3871 |
0.05692 |
124 |
86 |
28 |
10 |
335 |
I'm a pop-up genie. |
1.3852 |
0.05755 |
122 |
85 |
27 |
10 |
336 |
I see the confusion. I was offering to make thou sandwiches, not make thousand wishes. |
1.3833 |
0.05939 |
120 |
85 |
24 |
11 |
337 |
It's about time. I thought I was toast. |
1.3833 |
0.06056 |
120 |
86 |
22 |
12 |
338 |
You want rye or wheat? |
1.3833 |
0.05820 |
120 |
84 |
26 |
10 |
339 |
Sorry, I was just getting warmed up. |
1.3833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
80 |
34 |
6 |
340 |
It happens, what can I say? If you think this is weird, try rubbing the coffee maker! |
1.3833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
80 |
34 |
6 |
341 |
This toaster works like magic! |
1.3833 |
0.05698 |
120 |
83 |
28 |
9 |
342 |
Heat's included in the rent, and I can grab a coffee next door. |
1.3833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
80 |
34 |
6 |
343 |
No more lamp for me--that's the first place ICE would look. |
1.3833 |
0.06170 |
120 |
87 |
20 |
13 |
344 |
I'm not going back. I found a two bedroom. |
1.3833 |
0.05939 |
120 |
85 |
24 |
11 |
345 |
I can't get the damn English muffin out of there either! |
1.3821 |
0.05599 |
123 |
85 |
29 |
9 |
346 |
Suggest using your last wish to avoid back pain in adulthood. |
1.3821 |
0.05945 |
123 |
88 |
23 |
12 |
347 |
Maybe wish for another outlet? |
1.3821 |
0.05356 |
123 |
83 |
33 |
7 |
348 |
Suprised? You should see who lives in the coffee maker. |
1.3821 |
0.06056 |
123 |
89 |
21 |
13 |
349 |
You have three wishes or two toasted bagels: your choice. |
1.3821 |
0.05479 |
123 |
84 |
31 |
8 |
350 |
How did you get from the lamp not working to rubbing the toaster? |
1.3814 |
0.05372 |
118 |
79 |
33 |
6 |
351 |
There's more room in here, and I like the twin skylights. |
1.3814 |
0.05372 |
118 |
79 |
33 |
6 |
352 |
I finally found a duplex. |
1.3814 |
0.06360 |
118 |
87 |
17 |
14 |
353 |
You may open sesame, but you may also open poppyseed or cinnamon-raisin. |
1.3814 |
0.06128 |
118 |
85 |
21 |
12 |
354 |
I'm old. I need the pop-up feature. |
1.3814 |
0.05635 |
118 |
81 |
29 |
8 |
355 |
Come up with three wishes quick, or I'm toast. |
1.3761 |
0.05913 |
117 |
83 |
24 |
10 |
356 |
Well to be honest, I was also waiting for Iraq to be taken off Trump's banned country list. |
1.3761 |
0.05787 |
117 |
82 |
26 |
9 |
357 |
You can rub my toaster all you want. Just don't put a fork in it. |
1.3761 |
0.06157 |
117 |
85 |
20 |
12 |
358 |
One organic crostini with non-GMO ricotta. When I was your age, I wished they could all be California girls. |
1.3761 |
0.06276 |
117 |
86 |
18 |
13 |
359 |
Sorry, I was just working on my tan. |
1.3761 |
0.05787 |
117 |
82 |
26 |
9 |
360 |
You get three choices - light, medium or dark. |
1.3761 |
0.05787 |
117 |
82 |
26 |
9 |
361 |
One more wish and I'm toast. |
1.3761 |
0.05787 |
117 |
82 |
26 |
9 |
362 |
Yes, master, I ate your pop tarts. |
1.3761 |
0.05658 |
117 |
81 |
28 |
8 |
363 |
Siri's busy. Can I take your order? |
1.3739 |
0.05722 |
115 |
80 |
27 |
8 |
364 |
You can put that up for sale ... I just closed the deal on this 2 bedroom with heat next to the coffee shop. |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
365 |
Lower rent, electric heat... |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
366 |
Okay, I found your baseball glove and fixed your toaster. What's your third wish? |
1.3739 |
0.05854 |
115 |
81 |
25 |
9 |
367 |
Your bagel is almost done. Now let me explain the concept of three wishes. |
1.3739 |
0.05854 |
115 |
81 |
25 |
9 |
368 |
Your wish is no longer my concern. |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
369 |
You think this is weird, you should see what comes out of the garbage disposal. |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
370 |
I'm here to grant you three settings. |
1.3739 |
0.05722 |
115 |
80 |
27 |
8 |
371 |
You have three wishes: Rye, whole wheat or English muffin? |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
372 |
I’ve decided to go electric. |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
373 |
First, how bout I grant you a knish? |
1.3739 |
0.05854 |
115 |
81 |
25 |
9 |
374 |
Before you start, mind if I grab a cup? |
1.3739 |
0.05983 |
115 |
82 |
23 |
10 |
375 |
Look, nobody can get those crumbs out. Just wish for a new one. |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
376 |
You may wish for one more appliance, and please show some style this time. |
1.3739 |
0.05449 |
115 |
78 |
31 |
6 |
377 |
Did you ask to see a genie in a toaster or a bikini in a roadster? |
1.3739 |
0.06354 |
115 |
85 |
17 |
13 |
378 |
Thanks! After Siri I thought I was toast! |
1.3739 |
0.06109 |
115 |
83 |
21 |
11 |
379 |
YOU wish? I wish you'd clean out the @#$% crumb tray! |
1.3739 |
0.06109 |
115 |
83 |
21 |
11 |
380 |
Let's not blow through all three of these before 7am. |
1.3739 |
0.05161 |
115 |
76 |
35 |
4 |
381 |
Yes, the new kitchen appliances ARE thoughtful. But if I were you, I wouldn't tell your family that's where their 3 wishes went... |
1.3739 |
0.05587 |
115 |
79 |
29 |
7 |
382 |
Have you seen my other earring? |
1.3739 |
0.05854 |
115 |
81 |
25 |
9 |
383 |
So, your wish is to give your parents a heart attack during breakfast? |
1.3717 |
0.05922 |
113 |
80 |
24 |
9 |
384 |
So, smart ass, when your first wish is for a thousand wishes, your second wish for a hot tub and a tanning bed looks like this. |
1.3717 |
0.06434 |
113 |
84 |
16 |
13 |
385 |
I am your toastmaster. |
1.3717 |
0.05649 |
113 |
78 |
28 |
7 |
386 |
...and you can't wish for K-cups. |
1.3717 |
0.05362 |
113 |
76 |
32 |
5 |
387 |
After I got fired, Mr. Coffee turned me on to this Toast Master gig. |
1.3717 |
0.06054 |
113 |
81 |
22 |
10 |
388 |
Three wishes and you asked for toast? |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
389 |
You should see the perky little genie that lives in the coffee pot. |
1.3694 |
0.06261 |
111 |
81 |
19 |
11 |
390 |
Oil prices were killing me |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
391 |
You know you've always rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.3694 |
0.05568 |
111 |
76 |
29 |
6 |
392 |
It was just a fuse. What’s your last wish? |
1.3694 |
0.05568 |
111 |
76 |
29 |
6 |
393 |
This one comes with central heating |
1.3694 |
0.06128 |
111 |
80 |
21 |
10 |
394 |
Gluten free counts as a separate wish |
1.3694 |
0.06517 |
111 |
83 |
15 |
13 |
395 |
We've been hacked! |
1.3694 |
0.05713 |
111 |
77 |
27 |
7 |
396 |
I upgraded to a home appliance. |
1.3694 |
0.05993 |
111 |
79 |
23 |
9 |
397 |
I had to move in here. HR had complaints about the "rubbing" thing. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
398 |
Sorry kid, the travel ban has forced me to pretend I'm whitebread. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
399 |
You're rubbing me the wrong way |
1.3670 |
0.06340 |
109 |
80 |
18 |
11 |
400 |
Forget your 2 pieces of toast and 3 wishes, this thing here can pump out 12 cups of primo, fair-trade, organic brew! |
1.3670 |
0.05478 |
109 |
74 |
30 |
5 |
401 |
You could wish for a cleaning lady instead. |
1.3670 |
0.06066 |
109 |
78 |
22 |
9 |
402 |
You still get three wishes but the first two are toast. |
1.3670 |
0.06340 |
109 |
80 |
18 |
11 |
403 |
Sorry, but you have to pay for your three wishes. I'm on the grid now. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
404 |
Your third wish is for a microwave? Really? Ever hear of Walmart? |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
405 |
This toaster shall never again burn a bagel. Second wish? |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
406 |
The avocados get put on afterwards! Don't make me clean this up again. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
407 |
Okay, I fixed the toaster and the coffee maker, you have one wish left. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
408 |
Turns out I can't do anything about the crumbs. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
409 |
You've had your wishes, kid. Give the lamp to the cheerleader next door and I'll cancel school today. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
410 |
Wishes? No, but you get three settings. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
411 |
Where did you finally find the lamp? |
1.3670 |
0.05158 |
109 |
72 |
34 |
3 |
412 |
You have to butter me up first. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
413 |
Your wish comes with a side order of toast. |
1.3670 |
0.05925 |
109 |
77 |
24 |
8 |
414 |
Couldn't you wish for something besides toast? |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
415 |
Sorry, but the Poptart people made me a better offer. |
1.3670 |
0.05631 |
109 |
75 |
28 |
6 |
416 |
I only appear to those who don't block pop-ups. |
1.3670 |
0.06205 |
109 |
79 |
20 |
10 |
417 |
You're kidding. You want me to trade this spacious, mid-century modern with radiant heating for that? |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
418 |
Seriously? You chose Bagel? |
1.3670 |
0.06340 |
109 |
80 |
18 |
11 |
419 |
No, but I can grant a lifetime supply of everything bagels. |
1.3670 |
0.05779 |
109 |
76 |
26 |
7 |
420 |
Who you gonna call? Toast Busters! |
1.3645 |
0.05695 |
107 |
74 |
27 |
6 |
421 |
You get to ask for one more appliance... |
1.3645 |
0.05848 |
107 |
75 |
25 |
7 |
422 |
Just a tip - if you keep rubbing that thing, you might go blind. |
1.3636 |
0.06422 |
110 |
82 |
16 |
12 |
423 |
Oh yeah? Wait until you see what's in the teapot. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
424 |
I was Mr. Coffee before I was Mr. Genie |
1.3611 |
0.05497 |
108 |
74 |
29 |
5 |
425 |
It's roomier and has radiant heat throughout. |
1.3611 |
0.06094 |
108 |
78 |
21 |
9 |
426 |
This is the crumbiest place I've ever had to stay. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
427 |
I'm better than Alexa. I grant wishes and make toast. |
1.3611 |
0.05652 |
108 |
75 |
27 |
6 |
428 |
Your equipment is obsolete; we automatically upgraded you. |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
429 |
Your mom wanted me to remind you to get bread. |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
430 |
You get the standard three wishes. I have white, rye, pumpernickel, sourdough, Eggos... |
1.3611 |
0.05652 |
108 |
75 |
27 |
6 |
431 |
I am the G-E-nie. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
432 |
I got seduced by a sweet tart |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
433 |
Sorry. I heard ICE has been raiding the lamps. |
1.3611 |
0.06234 |
108 |
79 |
19 |
10 |
434 |
'No, I do gluten free toast. You want Pumpkin Spice Latte, Al's in the coffee pot.' |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
435 |
Get me out of this thing, and I'll grant you four. |
1.3611 |
0.05337 |
108 |
73 |
31 |
4 |
436 |
The AirBNB description made it sound so much more hip than living in a lantern. |
1.3611 |
0.05803 |
108 |
76 |
25 |
7 |
437 |
Three wishes would be nice, kid, but trust me--it's wheat dishes. |
1.3611 |
0.07018 |
108 |
85 |
7 |
16 |
438 |
Why, the toaster? I am getting old and the pop-up feature gets me out quicker, easer, and with less stress. |
1.3611 |
0.05497 |
108 |
74 |
29 |
5 |
439 |
So that's how Aladdin's Lamps got bought out by GE. |
1.3611 |
0.05337 |
108 |
73 |
31 |
4 |
440 |
Hurry, make a wish or I'm toast! |
1.3611 |
0.05950 |
108 |
77 |
23 |
8 |
441 |
You're the first person to wish for a bagel setting. |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
442 |
The toaster had wi-fi. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
443 |
Sorry, kid. I'm moving into this new place soon as I get the bread. |
1.3585 |
0.05872 |
106 |
75 |
24 |
7 |
444 |
Call Alexa, she is my master now. |
1.3585 |
0.06023 |
106 |
76 |
22 |
8 |
445 |
Are you sure you want your second wish to be another piece of toast? |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
446 |
I don't know if watching me come out of appliances is the best use of your wishes. |
1.3585 |
0.06314 |
106 |
78 |
18 |
10 |
447 |
I don't make the rules, man. Two slice toaster gets you two wishes. Take it or leave it. |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
448 |
NOW who's the stereotype? |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
449 |
Wish all you want about size, but I only do toast. |
1.3585 |
0.05394 |
106 |
72 |
30 |
4 |
450 |
No. I'm not Mr. Coffee. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
451 |
I updated my appliances. Get over it. |
1.3585 |
0.05394 |
106 |
72 |
30 |
4 |
452 |
Ok. I've fixed your toaster. Now on to your two other wishes. |
1.3585 |
0.05558 |
106 |
73 |
28 |
5 |
453 |
Sorry. You caught me at breakfast. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
454 |
We're in Omaha, the best I can do is Lender's. |
1.3585 |
0.06170 |
106 |
77 |
20 |
9 |
455 |
It's actually pretty crumby in there. |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
456 |
Open sesame bagel? |
1.3578 |
0.05905 |
109 |
78 |
23 |
8 |
457 |
You get two more wishes along with your order of toast. |
1.3578 |
0.05135 |
109 |
73 |
33 |
3 |
458 |
It's all part of a '21st century relevance' upgrade from IT. You're now holding the remote. |
1.3578 |
0.06047 |
109 |
79 |
21 |
9 |
459 |
It's only a two-wish toaster. |
1.3558 |
0.05943 |
104 |
74 |
23 |
7 |
460 |
Thanks, I thought I was toast. |
1.3558 |
0.06541 |
104 |
78 |
15 |
11 |
461 |
Well, yeah, technically I live in the lamp but I shower in the coffee pot and sauna in the toaster. Why? |
1.3558 |
0.05943 |
104 |
74 |
23 |
7 |
462 |
Rub that lamp again and you're toast! |
1.3558 |
0.05943 |
104 |
74 |
23 |
7 |
463 |
It's about time -- who did you think was burning your toast every day? |
1.3558 |
0.05784 |
104 |
73 |
25 |
6 |
464 |
The toaster is fixed. You have one remaining wish. |
1.3558 |
0.05620 |
104 |
72 |
27 |
5 |
465 |
OK, two more wishes. Put some thought into these, OK? |
1.3545 |
0.05568 |
110 |
77 |
27 |
6 |
466 |
What do you mean, "while you're here"? You want another appliance checked, use another wish. |
1.3529 |
0.05685 |
102 |
71 |
26 |
5 |
467 |
You have to push the lever when you need me now. |
1.3529 |
0.05853 |
102 |
72 |
24 |
6 |
468 |
Did I hear you correctly? You just want me to wait in here and say hi to your father tomorrow morning? |
1.3529 |
0.06017 |
102 |
73 |
22 |
7 |
469 |
Sorry, but your Mom said no pop-tarts. |
1.3500 |
0.05925 |
100 |
71 |
23 |
6 |
470 |
This is what happens when you rub me the wrong way. |
1.3500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
69 |
27 |
4 |
471 |
Sorry, but your Mom is on her new yacht and won't be back. But hey, her third wish was that I take care of you. You want some coffee? |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
472 |
You got the wonder. You didn't get the bread. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
473 |
You're desired shade of toast is my command. |
1.3500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
67 |
31 |
2 |
474 |
I think I'll go back in the lamp. It's crummy in there. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
475 |
it's warmer than the lamp and drier than the coffee pot. |
1.3500 |
0.05925 |
100 |
71 |
23 |
6 |
476 |
I had to move . . . you keep making tea in my house. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
477 |
I am with the bank. we want the toaster back. |
1.3500 |
0.06872 |
100 |
77 |
11 |
12 |
478 |
What? Your final wish was to remove the Trumps, not the crumbs? |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
70 |
25 |
5 |
479 |
I've Upgraded. It has an elevator. |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
480 |
Plain, rye, or whole wheat? |
1.3500 |
0.06723 |
100 |
76 |
13 |
11 |
481 |
Oh, you can find racial and ethnic diversity amongst The New Yorker cartoon characters, but I'm afraid we're still all typecast. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
482 |
Thanks, kid. I thought I was toast! |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
70 |
25 |
5 |
483 |
I'm sorry, Master. I still do not have enough power to prevent the Cartoon Editors from picking lame and toothless Caption Finalists. |
1.3500 |
0.06256 |
100 |
73 |
19 |
8 |
484 |
I won't go back. My new place has all the modern amenities. |
1.3500 |
0.05752 |
100 |
70 |
25 |
5 |
485 |
What? You were expecting Barbara Eden? |
1.3500 |
0.05925 |
100 |
71 |
23 |
6 |
486 |
You have three wishes: toast, bagel, or frozen waffles! |
1.3500 |
0.06093 |
100 |
72 |
21 |
7 |
487 |
My slippers get mildewy in the lamp. Also, the light's better. |
1.3500 |
0.06416 |
100 |
74 |
17 |
9 |
488 |
Smart home. Alexa controls the lamp now. |
1.3500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
69 |
27 |
4 |
489 |
Donald Trump is a jackass. |
1.3500 |
0.06571 |
100 |
75 |
15 |
10 |
490 |
What, Genies aren't allowed to embrace technology? |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
491 |
I cleaned it, but I really think you wasted that wish. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
492 |
This is my winter home. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
493 |
You mind if I stay here instead? I’m old pals with Mr. Coffee. |
1.3469 |
0.05447 |
98 |
67 |
28 |
3 |
494 |
Are you kidding? The light is much better and the radiator is amazing! |
1.3469 |
0.05637 |
98 |
68 |
26 |
4 |
495 |
I dreamed of Genie with a light brown crust |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
496 |
Sorry, I can't get the toaster working. Did you have another wish? |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
497 |
I was just working on my tan. |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
498 |
I can grant you three settings. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
499 |
Upgrade me to a toaster oven and I’ll get you an espresso machine. |
1.3469 |
0.06171 |
98 |
71 |
20 |
7 |
500 |
Thank you for freeing me Master! Being trapped in a toaster was very crummy... |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
501 |
That's my winter home; its nice and toasty in there. |
1.3469 |
0.05447 |
98 |
67 |
28 |
3 |
502 |
So now you want me to magically appear from out of the coffeemaker. Kid, you know you only have two wishes left, right? |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
503 |
Nah I'm good. I get wifi in this thing. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
504 |
Its previous owner was rubbing me the wrong way. |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
505 |
Business has been slow because of the whole 'no-carb' thing. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
506 |
I grant 'wiches now. |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
507 |
Kid, I think you rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
508 |
You have three wishes; light, medium and dark. |
1.3469 |
0.05998 |
98 |
70 |
22 |
6 |
509 |
Maytag's outsourced just about everything. |
1.3469 |
0.05447 |
98 |
67 |
28 |
3 |
510 |
Sorry, young man. The genie in the lantern grants you three wishes. From me, you get toast. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
511 |
I can check if it’s still under warranty, but that counts as a wish. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
512 |
Electric is much cheaper than oil. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
513 |
Now, you must wash three dishes. |
1.3469 |
0.06340 |
98 |
72 |
18 |
8 |
514 |
My people emigrated from lanterns to toasters during the Industrial Revolution. |
1.3469 |
0.05820 |
98 |
69 |
24 |
5 |
515 |
Sorry, Mr. Coffee retired. |
1.3469 |
0.06503 |
98 |
73 |
16 |
9 |
516 |
I WISH you'd polish something else for a change! |
1.3465 |
0.06204 |
101 |
74 |
19 |
8 |
517 |
I like to play the slots. |
1.3465 |
0.06204 |
101 |
74 |
19 |
8 |
518 |
Sorry kid, cream cheese for the bagel counts as a 2nd wish. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
519 |
I'm the new, product identified G-E-nie! |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
520 |
I only do toast wishes. You need a different lamp for the coffee guy. |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
521 |
Sorry, I'm on another job. The guy next door wants poptarts. |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
522 |
That's the classiest coffee maker you could wish for? |
1.3438 |
0.05892 |
96 |
68 |
23 |
5 |
523 |
Alexa's on break. What can I toast for you? |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
524 |
Its a much more comfortable space and I can get a tan at the same time. |
1.3438 |
0.05702 |
96 |
67 |
25 |
4 |
525 |
Sorry kid, you rub me the wrong way. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
526 |
Remember, unplug before you try to get me out. |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
527 |
But my current place has central heating. |
1.3438 |
0.05892 |
96 |
68 |
23 |
5 |
528 |
Can't do anything without my morning coffee . |
1.3438 |
0.06075 |
96 |
69 |
21 |
6 |
529 |
I've fixed your toaster. With your remaining two wishes, I can fix the coffee maker and dishwasher. I guess you're already rich and famous? |
1.3438 |
0.05892 |
96 |
68 |
23 |
5 |
530 |
But I can grant you three Pop-Tarts. |
1.3438 |
0.05892 |
96 |
68 |
23 |
5 |
531 |
You are telling me I need to go through Homeland Security??? |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
532 |
Aladdin's lamp is so yesterday. What can Ahmed's toaster do for you? |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
533 |
Three wishes then you're toast! |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
534 |
Good news, 2 pieces of toast only counts as 1 wish. |
1.3438 |
0.05702 |
96 |
67 |
25 |
4 |
535 |
To be honest, you rub me the wrong way. |
1.3438 |
0.06594 |
96 |
72 |
15 |
9 |
536 |
The toaster is roomier but the climate is too volatile |
1.3438 |
0.05702 |
96 |
67 |
25 |
4 |
537 |
I'm sorry, but I couldn't get the bagel out. |
1.3438 |
0.06253 |
96 |
70 |
19 |
7 |
538 |
But it's warmer here and the rent is cheaper. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
539 |
Avocado? Really? |
1.3404 |
0.06688 |
94 |
71 |
14 |
9 |
540 |
Yes, I can give you three wishes. But only two slices of toast. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
541 |
If you rub the coffee pot, Joe DiMaggio will grant you three wishes. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
542 |
Actually, you get two wishes and a toasted bialy with a schmear. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
543 |
Sorry -- we needed the extra room for the baby. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
544 |
No wishes, but how about two pieces of toast? |
1.3404 |
0.05359 |
94 |
64 |
28 |
2 |
545 |
Not your parents' genie, kid. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
546 |
I needed to relocate to a warmer climate |
1.3404 |
0.05359 |
94 |
64 |
28 |
2 |
547 |
I've relocated to a warmer climate |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
548 |
The lamp? In February? No, no. I spend my winters in the toaster. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
549 |
Sorry kid. Your retainer's not in here either. What's your last wish? |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
550 |
You should see the guy who comes out of the coffee maker. |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
551 |
Khan Edison at your service. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
552 |
You need to start thinking outside the lamp. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
553 |
As soon as the leaves change I come here for the season. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
554 |
Didn't you receive my change of address notification? |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
555 |
If you've got time to polish the lamp, you've got time to clean the coffeepot |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
556 |
I don't live in the lamp anymore. . . I'm on the grid. |
1.3404 |
0.06337 |
94 |
69 |
18 |
7 |
557 |
Your one wish is toast? |
1.3404 |
0.06857 |
94 |
72 |
12 |
10 |
558 |
Living in the toaster cuts down on getting rubbed the wrong way. |
1.3404 |
0.05770 |
94 |
66 |
24 |
4 |
559 |
If you'd swiped left you'd have got Mary Poppins.... |
1.3404 |
0.06515 |
94 |
70 |
16 |
8 |
560 |
Can this wait? I airbnb'd the toaster until Friday. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
561 |
You have three dishes. |
1.3404 |
0.05965 |
94 |
67 |
22 |
5 |
562 |
The last guy thought it would be funny to use his final wish on a practical joke. |
1.3404 |
0.06154 |
94 |
68 |
20 |
6 |
563 |
Not even a genie can get the crumbs out. |
1.3404 |
0.05568 |
94 |
65 |
26 |
3 |
564 |
Hey, just be glad I'm not the Diaper Genie. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
565 |
That's my summer house. I winter in the toaster. |
1.3333 |
0.05583 |
93 |
65 |
25 |
3 |
566 |
When you said you were moving me into a duplex, that's not what I had in mind. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
567 |
You're sure you want your third and final wish to be a juicer? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
568 |
Okay, that's the coffeemaker and the toaster fixed. You only have one left. |
1.3333 |
0.05583 |
93 |
65 |
25 |
3 |
569 |
I'm the Breakfast Genie. PopTarts or Eggo's? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
570 |
Don't rub the coffee pot. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
571 |
I think the last guy's third wish was supposed to be about living on the West Coast, but then he sneezed. |
1.3333 |
0.06365 |
93 |
69 |
17 |
7 |
572 |
Is that lamp air conditioned? |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
573 |
You get three wishes then I'm toast. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
574 |
Thanks buddy. I've been stuck in that freaking toaster for 1400 years. |
1.3333 |
0.05987 |
93 |
67 |
21 |
5 |
575 |
But this one has central heat and two breadrooms! |
1.3333 |
0.06179 |
93 |
68 |
19 |
6 |
576 |
Then the Sultan bans our Union and next thing, we're toast. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
577 |
You know, most people wish for money, not a Pop-tart setting on their toaster. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
578 |
Sorry, I always do this, I went in and just completely forgot your wish. Was it toast and coffee? |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
579 |
The new place has electricity. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
580 |
Surprised? I'm just the new pop-up version. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
581 |
But it's warmer in here. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
582 |
You fix my lamp yet? This rental is terrible. |
1.3297 |
0.05646 |
91 |
64 |
24 |
3 |
583 |
I'll grant your wish if you unplug the toaster. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
584 |
One day, when you're 5,000 years old, you'll want to move to a warmer climate, too. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
585 |
No more burnt toast it is. |
1.3297 |
0.06261 |
91 |
67 |
18 |
6 |
586 |
Fresh air, heat, rent control and its next to a Starbucks, I would have been stupid not to move to the toaster. |
1.3297 |
0.06640 |
91 |
69 |
14 |
8 |
587 |
Slide the knob to the left if you want me with light brown hair. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
588 |
Pop tarts? You're joking, right? |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
589 |
Can you set it for bagels? It's a little cramped in there. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
590 |
I'm shvitzing in there |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
591 |
And for your final wish, which small appliance would you like? |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
592 |
It's all digital and streaming now. If you need me, I'm in the smart toaster. Alexa knows how to get in touch. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
593 |
Retirement party and I got toasted last night... |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
594 |
I will grant you any wish, as long as it's light, medium or dark. |
1.3297 |
0.06063 |
91 |
66 |
20 |
5 |
595 |
Look, now you just have to say: "Alexa, I want to make a wish." I'll pop right up. |
1.3297 |
0.05646 |
91 |
64 |
24 |
3 |
596 |
What? You think perfect toast happens by accident? |
1.3297 |
0.05426 |
91 |
63 |
26 |
2 |
597 |
Airbnb. |
1.3297 |
0.05646 |
91 |
64 |
24 |
3 |
598 |
All I got is toast. You want magic carpets ask Mr. Coffee over there. |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
599 |
C'mon kid, it's 2017 we don't live in lamps anymore. |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
600 |
I've relocated to that steel box there-- it has a sauna! |
1.3297 |
0.05859 |
91 |
65 |
22 |
4 |
601 |
Perhaps you expected Robin Williams? |
1.3297 |
0.06454 |
91 |
68 |
16 |
7 |
602 |
The dual skylights are nice, but the inability to control the temperature is kind of a deal breaker. |
1.3297 |
0.05426 |
91 |
63 |
26 |
2 |
603 |
I'm not your genie, I'm just a toastmaster. |
1.3258 |
0.05931 |
89 |
64 |
21 |
4 |
604 |
....yeah my sister was a pop tart! |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
605 |
You rubbed? |
1.3258 |
0.05931 |
89 |
64 |
21 |
4 |
606 |
See what happens when you rub me the wrong way? Your wish is TOAST! |
1.3258 |
0.06737 |
89 |
68 |
13 |
8 |
607 |
No,genie in the lamp is 3 wishes ,toaster 2 wishes and coffeemaker 1. |
1.3258 |
0.05712 |
89 |
63 |
23 |
3 |
608 |
Happy now? Three wishes, three searches, and your hamster is still nowhere to be found. |
1.3258 |
0.06545 |
89 |
67 |
15 |
7 |
609 |
Thanks for letting me out of there! I thought I was toast! |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
610 |
The greatest thing since sliced bread. |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
611 |
I can grant you as many wishes as you want, but they all must be toast-related. |
1.3258 |
0.06143 |
89 |
65 |
19 |
5 |
612 |
Its my place for the winter. |
1.3258 |
0.06347 |
89 |
66 |
17 |
6 |
613 |
No, I'm the Toaster Genie. You can make a wish every time you press the lever, but it will only last for 90 seconds. |
1.3247 |
0.06778 |
77 |
57 |
15 |
5 |
614 |
I tried, okay? You should have wished for an extended warranty. |
1.3239 |
0.05942 |
71 |
49 |
21 |
1 |
615 |
Yeah, it's my pop up gig. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
616 |
Thanks! Some over-buttered bagel's been keeping me here under lox and key. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
617 |
Make a wish: Light, medium or dark. |
1.3218 |
0.06006 |
87 |
63 |
20 |
4 |
618 |
I needed more space, but the dishwasher was already full. |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
619 |
Finally! It's hotter than the Sahara in this blasted appliance. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
620 |
You can rub it all you want, there are no more Pop Tarts. |
1.3218 |
0.06006 |
87 |
63 |
20 |
4 |
621 |
OK, toaster's fixed. How about a castle of gold and a Ferrari? |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
622 |
What? You expected a bagel? |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
623 |
What made you think to rub the toaster? |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
624 |
Open, Sesame Toast is just not funny. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
625 |
I left the lamp eons ago. It's cozy in the toaster, the coffee maker is right next door and I take my showers in the dishwasher. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
626 |
It's a SmartLamp. It links to other appliances. |
1.3218 |
0.06436 |
87 |
65 |
16 |
6 |
627 |
Lamps are old school. We're running smart devices nowadays. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
628 |
This started right after I joined ToastMasters. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
629 |
I don't know where he went. But rub the coffee maker and ask Steve. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
630 |
The three wishes, I'm afraid, pertain only to the doneness of the toast and the type of bread, waffle, or pop tart being heated. The coffee selections are well beyond my pervue. |
1.3218 |
0.05779 |
87 |
62 |
22 |
3 |
631 |
I lost the lease. |
1.3218 |
0.06224 |
87 |
64 |
18 |
5 |
632 |
I'm not crazy about the location, but I needed more space. |
1.3218 |
0.05543 |
87 |
61 |
24 |
2 |
633 |
My name is Gene, not Jeannie, and you can make your own damn coffee |
1.3176 |
0.05348 |
85 |
59 |
25 |
1 |
634 |
It's from Williams Sonoma. You've got two more wishes. |
1.3176 |
0.06083 |
85 |
62 |
19 |
4 |
635 |
Grande, decaf, nonfat,extra foam--no can do; that's four wishes |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
636 |
Beats me. Try the oracle in the coffee maker. |
1.3176 |
0.05604 |
85 |
60 |
23 |
2 |
637 |
Thanks. It was hot as hell in there. |
1.3176 |
0.06083 |
85 |
62 |
19 |
4 |
638 |
Fixed it! Now what's your seccond wish? |
1.3176 |
0.05849 |
85 |
61 |
21 |
3 |
639 |
He's on vacation. Rub four times for voicemail. |
1.3176 |
0.06528 |
85 |
64 |
15 |
6 |
640 |
Sorry, I'm just the bagel guy. You'll have to summon Magic Chef if you want biscuits. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
641 |
I was in the tanning booth. |
1.3176 |
0.05849 |
85 |
61 |
21 |
3 |
642 |
Could you please rub the coffee-maker? My wife's been in there since Joe DiMaggio was alive. |
1.3176 |
0.05604 |
85 |
60 |
23 |
2 |
643 |
Make another wish - that bagel's not moving. |
1.3176 |
0.06739 |
85 |
65 |
13 |
7 |
644 |
Can you blame me? Free heat and and more sqaure footage! |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
645 |
Yeah, I haven't lived in an oil lamp since the invention of the lightbulb. |
1.3176 |
0.06309 |
85 |
63 |
17 |
5 |
646 |
I transgendered from mermaid to genie-you got a problem with that? |
1.3140 |
0.05792 |
86 |
62 |
21 |
3 |
647 |
Well, I had to choose between being in hot water all the time or just popping up when called. |
1.3140 |
0.06872 |
86 |
67 |
11 |
8 |
648 |
I get to work on my tan just once a year, so this better be good. |
1.3140 |
0.05792 |
86 |
62 |
21 |
3 |
649 |
You have three choices - white, rye or multigrain. |
1.3140 |
0.06247 |
86 |
64 |
17 |
5 |
650 |
You're using an outdated way to contact me. You should go to my Facebook page. |
1.3140 |
0.06462 |
86 |
65 |
15 |
6 |
651 |
What is your wish? Light, medium or dark? |
1.3140 |
0.05792 |
86 |
62 |
21 |
3 |
652 |
I'll grant you three wishes ... white, wheat or rye? |
1.3140 |
0.06872 |
86 |
67 |
11 |
8 |
653 |
We haven't come out of lanterns in centuries. Amazing how hard it is to dispel false rumors. |
1.3140 |
0.05551 |
86 |
61 |
23 |
2 |
654 |
Actually nothing is EVER better than sliced bread. |
1.3140 |
0.05299 |
86 |
60 |
25 |
1 |
655 |
Your toast is my command. |
1.3140 |
0.06462 |
86 |
65 |
15 |
6 |
656 |
Perfect toast? What do you think I am? |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
657 |
Hello,I'm your pop-up genie. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
658 |
My last master said if I didn't give her extra wishes that I was toast. |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
659 |
OK, I'll try my magic -- but fixing Obamacare will use up all three wishes, and the replacement will probably look a lot like, well, Obamacare. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
660 |
I've been known to pop-up where you least expect it. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
661 |
Instead of granting you a wish, I shall offer you a toast. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
662 |
It's got central heating. |
1.3133 |
0.05920 |
83 |
60 |
20 |
3 |
663 |
What? The lamp gets cold. In here, it's toasty. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
664 |
Wish for more wishes, kid, and you're toast. |
1.3133 |
0.05667 |
83 |
59 |
22 |
2 |
665 |
Ditch the lantern, brew me some Arabica, and wish granted. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
666 |
Open sesame, with cream cheese? |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
667 |
I've started seeing other appliances. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
668 |
You caught me making breakfast. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
669 |
Not to complain, but the new place is a little toasty. |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
670 |
well then, next time don't leave me in the freezer. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
671 |
I can get internet in the toaster |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
672 |
Guy before you had no sense of humor. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
673 |
I'm tired of living off the grid. |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
674 |
I've moved up to a double wide. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
675 |
Sorry, it's my first day on the job. Try to rub it again... |
1.3133 |
0.05920 |
83 |
60 |
20 |
3 |
676 |
Another wish? You'll have to butter me up first. |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
677 |
Someone set it on GENIE. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
678 |
He's been downsized. I'm Tony of the Toaster, your new Wish Relationship Coordinator. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
679 |
I fixed your toaster. Two wishes left. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
680 |
Put it over there by the land-line wall phone. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
681 |
You get three wishes: toast, bagel or English muffin. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
682 |
Toast, another toast, plus coffee makes three wishes. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
683 |
Wishes. I said 'wishes.' I don't do dishes. |
1.3133 |
0.05122 |
83 |
57 |
26 |
0 |
684 |
I'm working remote today. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
685 |
Quick, rub the lamp or I'm toast! |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
686 |
I've relocated to a warmer climate |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
687 |
Sure it gets hot, but I grew up in the fertile crescent. I'm used to the heat. |
1.3133 |
0.05920 |
83 |
60 |
20 |
3 |
688 |
Gravy boat genie needs to be refrigerated. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
689 |
Quid pro quo kid; you get that new bike and I finally get a place with central heating--deal? |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
690 |
You should see the other guy. |
1.3133 |
0.06841 |
83 |
64 |
12 |
7 |
691 |
I prefer the modern conveniences. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
692 |
Well, it's a bit more roomy and way more comfortable in the winter. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
693 |
Just trying to compete with Alexa |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
694 |
This is my winter vacation home. |
1.3133 |
0.06397 |
83 |
62 |
16 |
5 |
695 |
Ok, so the cinnamon raisin bagel, then world peace, then the strawberry Pop Tart. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
696 |
Rubbing is sooo 18th century. #hotspot.connected.tweetawish |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
697 |
Yes, you get three wishes, but they all have to be bread-related. |
1.3133 |
0.07053 |
83 |
65 |
10 |
8 |
698 |
Only two slots, only two wishes. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
699 |
It's bigger, warmer, and came with free wifi. |
1.3133 |
0.05920 |
83 |
60 |
20 |
3 |
700 |
I grant you three slices. Use them wisely. |
1.3133 |
0.06164 |
83 |
61 |
18 |
4 |
701 |
Your mom said it was cool if I crash here |
1.3133 |
0.05667 |
83 |
59 |
22 |
2 |
702 |
One more wish and I'm toast. |
1.3133 |
0.06623 |
83 |
63 |
14 |
6 |
703 |
Voila, the toaster's fixed with two wishes left. |
1.3133 |
0.07053 |
83 |
65 |
10 |
8 |
704 |
It's twice the space and heat is included. |
1.3095 |
0.06770 |
84 |
65 |
12 |
7 |
705 |
I gave you the bagel, you wished for, but how long you want it toasted, is considered wish number two! |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
706 |
I grant you three dishes. |
1.3095 |
0.06770 |
84 |
65 |
12 |
7 |
707 |
I'm renting out my lamp on Airbnb |
1.3095 |
0.06770 |
84 |
65 |
12 |
7 |
708 |
I don't grant wishes, I give toasts. |
1.3095 |
0.05350 |
84 |
59 |
24 |
1 |
709 |
Raisin toast? All you want is raisin toast? |
1.3095 |
0.06332 |
84 |
63 |
16 |
5 |
710 |
I always wanted to retire somewhere warm. |
1.3095 |
0.06101 |
84 |
62 |
18 |
4 |
711 |
I grant you three levels of doneness |
1.3091 |
0.07281 |
55 |
40 |
13 |
2 |
712 |
Good zip code. Crummy place. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
713 |
the real magic's in the coffee pot. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
714 |
Yes it's crumby, but at least it's toasty. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
715 |
Anything you desire except there is a disclaimer for bipartisan political cooperation. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
716 |
I'll grant you one of three wishes: light, medium, or dark? |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
717 |
I'm telling you, you can still have toast, just wish for the toast and I'll get you your freakin' toast! |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
718 |
Might I suggest your third wish be something other than a small appliance? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
719 |
What? Do you have any idea what it costs to rent a lamp in the city? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
720 |
Toaster? Lamp? who cares? You want three wishes, or not? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
721 |
Let me tell you the story of 1001 mornings. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
722 |
You really just want the crumbs gone? |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
723 |
Every genie wants to live in a lamp. The rent is just out of control. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
724 |
If you would, free my girlfriend from the coffee maker and we'll be on our way. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
725 |
First, genius, you have to plug in the toaster! |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
726 |
No Starbucks, kid. Unlimited Pop Tarts. Kapeesh? |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
727 |
I wish the tanning bed wasn't on the same breaker as the hot tub. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
728 |
I got really toasted last night and couldn't find my way back to my lamp. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
729 |
Okay toaster is clean. What is your second wish Felix? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
730 |
Hot, but roomy! |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
731 |
Okay, you found me. Now you go hide. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
732 |
I upgraded to a place with heating. It's real toasty in there. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
733 |
Yeah, those wishes you wanted? They're toast. |
1.3086 |
0.06948 |
81 |
63 |
11 |
7 |
734 |
L'eggo my lampo. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
735 |
You make the coffee, I'll grant the wishes. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
736 |
You wished for a hotter Jeannie. This is what you get. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
737 |
It's crumb free. That's one. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
738 |
It's my winter home. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
739 |
I thought you wanted to get 'toasted.' |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
740 |
Actually, Master, I was hoping to upgrade to something a little roomier, like the coffee carafe. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
741 |
It's ok but I miss the period features of the old place. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
742 |
Did you try re-setting the router? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
743 |
Sorry, but I found a two bedroom with heat included. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
744 |
I'm retired. I can offer you three pop tarts if you like? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
745 |
The toaster has central heating. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
746 |
You can wish for light, medium or dark. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
747 |
Yes I'm taking a breather, Timmy. Your old man's second wish was..... let's just say hard to watch. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
748 |
No, only two wishes. It's a two-slot toaster. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
749 |
Keep it! My new place has central heating. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
750 |
I know it's not my place to judge, but that was a dumb wish. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
751 |
Did you wish for whole wheat or rye? |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
752 |
Sorry, kid. I'm toast. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
753 |
For your third wish; regular, or decaf? |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
754 |
Three wishes? There's only two slots. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
755 |
I'm a metaphor - your wish will be toast. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
756 |
The heat's included. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
757 |
You have three wishes: rye, whole wheat, or sourdough? |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
758 |
I haven't used one of those in centuries. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
759 |
Magic lamps aren't dishwasher safe. |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
760 |
The genies union prohibits oil lamps. Akbar's in your vacuum cleaner now. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
761 |
What did you expect? The lights were off! And, well... I was drunk. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
762 |
...but WAIT, if you act NOW you can get the Coffee Genie FREE! |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
763 |
Have you seen oil prices these days? |
1.3086 |
0.06948 |
81 |
63 |
11 |
7 |
764 |
I don't mind, it's often warm and no one rubs it. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
765 |
Jeannie will be out in a minute, she's getting some coffee. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
766 |
Why can't you ask Alexa like everyone else? |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
767 |
Rub it again and you're toast. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
768 |
With the new travel ban, I'm toast. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
769 |
Did someone say "open sesame bagel"? |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
770 |
It was 2 bedrooms with skylights. So I jumped on it. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
771 |
I don't do homework, but I'm really good at toast. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
772 |
And I'm telling you, your only two choices are toasted rye or toasted cinnamon bagel. |
1.3086 |
0.07167 |
81 |
64 |
9 |
8 |
773 |
Sorry kid, that piece of bagel isn't coming out. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
774 |
I need an upgrade. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
775 |
I switched from oil to electric. |
1.3086 |
0.06948 |
81 |
63 |
11 |
7 |
776 |
Kid, I'm making an executive decision that your first wish is toast and coffee. After sleeping 1,000 years in that lamp, I need it. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
777 |
Sorry, if you want both the "defrost" and "bagel" settings to work, it counts as two wishes. |
1.3086 |
0.05731 |
81 |
58 |
21 |
2 |
778 |
I can't do immortality, but I can do a Pop-Tart. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
779 |
Do you really want to be the toast of the town? |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
780 |
I grant you three wishes, but they must include white, whet or rye.... |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
781 |
I know you wished for domination over everything, but would you settle for domination over an everything bagel? |
1.3086 |
0.06246 |
81 |
60 |
17 |
4 |
782 |
Sorry about the bagel but your mother killed the first two with "I just wish I could sit down for once with a decent cup of coffee." |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
783 |
Please don't wish to be somewhere hot and toasty. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
784 |
Seriously??...the lamp is so yesterday... |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
785 |
Sorry, I was just using my tanning bed |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
786 |
Listen Al, let's really think before we make this last wish. |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
787 |
You know how cold it is in that lamp? |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
788 |
Did you want to make a wish or a toast? |
1.3086 |
0.06489 |
81 |
61 |
15 |
5 |
789 |
I thought you said a chrome toaster, not a roller coaster. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
790 |
Your Mother got the house. I got the appliances. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
791 |
You cannot expect espresso and artisanal focaccia by rubbing a 1973 magic lamp. The best I can do is a strawberry pop tart and a cup of Joe. |
1.3086 |
0.05994 |
81 |
59 |
19 |
3 |
792 |
No he's not going to come out. He knows what else you've been rubbing. |
1.3086 |
0.06722 |
81 |
62 |
13 |
6 |
793 |
You don't mind, do you? It's a lot warmer in here. |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
794 |
It's really the central heating that sold me on it. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
795 |
Just getting a tan. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
796 |
It's a new venue, the lamp was getting old. |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
797 |
Sorry, but you can only wish for rye or cinnamon raisin. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
798 |
Allow me to explain gentrification. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
799 |
I'm kinda busy right now. Try the coffeemaker. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
800 |
Your first wish should be for a panini press and an espresso maker. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
801 |
I want to move back into the lamp. This toaster’s a crumby place to live. |
1.3038 |
0.05510 |
79 |
56 |
22 |
1 |
802 |
These days, you can summon me from any appliance. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
803 |
Lamps? We haven't used those things in years! I actually heard we're moving to the iPhone X next month. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
804 |
Sorry kid - all I got is toast. |
1.3038 |
0.05510 |
79 |
56 |
22 |
1 |
805 |
A slot for bagels? You wish! |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
806 |
Son, this is a real step up from being the Diaper Genie! |
1.3038 |
0.07059 |
79 |
62 |
10 |
7 |
807 |
Your three wishes are limited to light, medium or dark toast. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
808 |
You want wishes or you want toaster strudel? Make up your mind. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
809 |
Who did you expect, Barbara Eden? |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
810 |
Really? This is what you wish for? |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
811 |
You might want to think about your next two. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
812 |
Forget the pot, kid, we've gone electric. |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
813 |
It was time I upgraded to central heating. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
814 |
I've been outsourced to the Internet of Things. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
815 |
I've been subletting. |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
816 |
I got a great deal on a sublet |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
817 |
This was the only hot spot I could find! |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
818 |
Let me get my stuff out of the rice cooker |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
819 |
Most money? I thought you said "toast, honey." |
1.3038 |
0.07286 |
79 |
63 |
8 |
8 |
820 |
White, Wheat, Rye, or Pumpernickel, your wish is my command. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
821 |
Yeah, I wish you had bought the warranty too. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
822 |
It's roomier and toastier. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
823 |
That's a very old model. We're all electric now. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
824 |
I'll give you four wishes if you'll make me some coffee. |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
825 |
What's wrong? You look confused. |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
826 |
It's 2017. I'm the Genie of Things. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
827 |
Yeah, well, we'd *all* like better coffee. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
828 |
What's the point if all you make is decaf? |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
829 |
I told you not to rub me the wrong way. |
1.3038 |
0.06332 |
79 |
59 |
16 |
4 |
830 |
Yeah, and you're not Tom Hanks either. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
831 |
It's more American. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
832 |
You get three wishes: Light, Medium , and Dark |
1.3038 |
0.06826 |
79 |
61 |
12 |
6 |
833 |
What's a vente skinny vanilla latte? Try another wish. |
1.3038 |
0.06071 |
79 |
58 |
18 |
3 |
834 |
It's a warmer climate, plus there's this hot little Pop Tart.... |
1.3038 |
0.05797 |
79 |
57 |
20 |
2 |
835 |
You only get two wishes. The bagel counts as one. |
1.3038 |
0.06584 |
79 |
60 |
14 |
5 |
836 |
You got a fork? |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
837 |
Thanks, for not wishing for toast. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
838 |
Challah if you need me... |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
839 |
You said that if I didn't make you grow 10 inches overnight, I'd be toast. |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
840 |
OK. You get three dishes. |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
841 |
From now on if you want to get in touch with me, use the toaster. And put that smelly thing in the dish washer. |
1.2987 |
0.05250 |
77 |
54 |
23 |
0 |
842 |
"I'm in here until I get wifi for my lamp". |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
843 |
Oh good, if I stay in there any longer I'm toast. |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
844 |
Son, did you just waste number two on edges browned, thin, and crispy? |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
845 |
Sorry, kid. Due to cutbacks, your choices today are light, medium, and dark. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
846 |
Thanks kid. I've been stuck in there since the office went paleo. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
847 |
The toaster should work now, but I honestly don’t think there’s much I can do about the office coffee. |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
848 |
Mr. Coffee was my home until your folks switched to espresso. |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
849 |
'Aha, a lad in possession of my lamp.' |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
850 |
that's nothing, now rub the coffee pot. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
851 |
OK, the crumbs are gone. What's next? |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
852 |
Look, kid, you can wish for anything you want. But doesn't your mother already make breakfast for you every single morning? |
1.2987 |
0.07175 |
77 |
61 |
9 |
7 |
853 |
Pull the plug before you rub it! |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
854 |
Apparently you haven't installed the latest upgrades. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
855 |
You get three wishes: white, pita or rye? |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
856 |
And then they introduced Prime with 2-day shipping. They took our jobs!!! |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
857 |
You have one of three wishes- Light, medium or dark. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
858 |
Better not rub me the wrong way! |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
859 |
I fixed the toaster. You have two left. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
860 |
Sure it's a duplex but it's an upgrade from that old mobile home. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
861 |
Wanna trade? |
1.2987 |
0.05566 |
77 |
55 |
21 |
1 |
862 |
Master please, my ass is toast in there, I'll grant you another wish! |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
863 |
This is why we beta test |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
864 |
So let me get this straight. Rather than an iPhone X, your wish is for me to make a perfect pot of coffee and golden brown toast every day? |
1.2987 |
0.05566 |
77 |
55 |
21 |
1 |
865 |
Just stick a knife in it and you should be able to pry the wishes out of it. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
866 |
Sure you want to waste all your wishes on small appliance repairs? |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
867 |
So grateful! Before you summoned, I thought I was toast! |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
868 |
My last master said "You're toast", and I've been there ever since. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
869 |
Alas, only a four-pronged fork will release me from this appliance to grant your three wishes. |
1.2987 |
0.05865 |
77 |
56 |
19 |
2 |
870 |
No, I'm Mr. Toaster. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
871 |
I just wanted a place with electricity. |
1.2987 |
0.06421 |
77 |
58 |
15 |
4 |
872 |
Rubbing is just so 11th century. Now it's plug 'n play. |
1.2987 |
0.05566 |
77 |
55 |
21 |
1 |
873 |
... but it's nice and toasty in there |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
874 |
Sorry but the best I can do is grant you three dishes. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
875 |
I’m Transvessel. |
1.2987 |
0.06682 |
77 |
59 |
13 |
5 |
876 |
You never know where I'm going to pop up. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
877 |
It's my winter home. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
878 |
It's warmer, and I have more space. |
1.2987 |
0.05566 |
77 |
55 |
21 |
1 |
879 |
The lamp is so cliche. |
1.2987 |
0.06149 |
77 |
57 |
17 |
3 |
880 |
Sorry kid. Barbara Eden has retired. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
881 |
It's a stunning example of toast-modernism. |
1.2987 |
0.06933 |
77 |
60 |
11 |
6 |
882 |
Rub me the wrong way and our relationship is toast! |
1.2963 |
0.06197 |
81 |
61 |
16 |
4 |
883 |
Your mom found the lamp this morning and made me a counter offer. |
1.2958 |
0.06467 |
71 |
53 |
15 |
3 |
884 |
Can I suggest that you simply request an apartment complete with all kitchen appliances? |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
885 |
Give me the password for the coffee pot and I'll give you the password for the toaster. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
886 |
If you seek the genie of the lamp, go and clap once in the living room. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
887 |
I'm a genie in a toaster, baby. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
888 |
I think you rubbed the wrong number |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
889 |
Next time, unplug it, or your second wish will be toast. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
890 |
Thanks....it was getting toasty in there. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
891 |
Tea and toast. What more do you want? |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
892 |
The property taxes in that lamp were just getting out of hand. |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
893 |
White or rye? |
1.2933 |
0.07045 |
75 |
59 |
10 |
6 |
894 |
You had ONE job... |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
895 |
He's in the chandelier visiting his folks. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
896 |
Ask me back into that bottle again and you're toast. |
1.2933 |
0.05935 |
75 |
55 |
18 |
2 |
897 |
See what happens when you rub me the wrong way. |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
898 |
Your three wishes are toast. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
899 |
It has something to do with the difference between American and European voltages. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
900 |
The lamp is my summer home |
1.2933 |
0.05935 |
75 |
55 |
18 |
2 |
901 |
Mind if I make some coffee before we get started, it's be a long 10,000 years. |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
902 |
Two beds, central heating... |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
903 |
Dude! You are a lifesaver. I couldn't remember where I left it!!! |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
904 |
You're a champ for finding the lamp, kid...another minute in there, I was toast! |
1.2933 |
0.07045 |
75 |
59 |
10 |
6 |
905 |
I can't decide: cozy and quaint or open and modern? |
1.2933 |
0.07296 |
75 |
60 |
8 |
7 |
906 |
But this one has free heat and electricity. |
1.2933 |
0.06514 |
75 |
57 |
14 |
4 |
907 |
That's a big one for first thing in the morning, kid. Would you mind if I had a cup of coffee or two before getting Melania and Ivanka to spend the night with you in your treehouse? |
1.2933 |
0.07045 |
75 |
59 |
10 |
6 |
908 |
How may I serve you, Toastmaster? |
1.2933 |
0.05935 |
75 |
55 |
18 |
2 |
909 |
Your last wish is for avocado on glutan-free toast? |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
910 |
I wish for Universal single-payer healthcare for all. Sorry kid I only do toast! |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
911 |
However, your three wishes cannot be white, wheat or rye. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
912 |
"You summon me, after eons of anguished captivity, for two pieces of well-done toast? Really? |
1.2933 |
0.05935 |
75 |
55 |
18 |
2 |
913 |
I can't help. Check the coffee pot genie |
1.2933 |
0.06231 |
75 |
56 |
16 |
3 |
914 |
The toaster is fixed. You have two more appliance wishes. |
1.2933 |
0.06785 |
75 |
58 |
12 |
5 |
915 |
No, that's my cousin. I'm the Genie of Things. |
1.2909 |
0.07188 |
55 |
41 |
12 |
2 |
916 |
Well, obviously that didn't work. I suggest you try again on November 3, 2020. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
917 |
Rye, wheat, or pumpernickel? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
918 |
OK, I've activated all items to obey your voice, but reconsider them acting randomly for your parents'. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
919 |
A thousand and one nights was enough. I switched to mornings. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
920 |
It was a late night. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
921 |
Now I'm Genie with the light brown toasted derriere." |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
922 |
I'm Pop Toastie, subbing for the regular genie. He's recuperating from people who voted for Hillary. Always the same wish. |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
923 |
Look, kid, I've already explained this: no lamp business until I get a green card. |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
924 |
The next time ask Siri when you want Pokemon. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
925 |
When you try to toast bread with sesame seeds, what did you expect? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
926 |
My lamp is being redecorated. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
927 |
You're really going to waste your one wish to scare your sister? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
928 |
When you're older and want a place of your own, you'll understand. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
929 |
It's fixed. What's your next command? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
930 |
Sorry, kid. The coffee maker genie grants three wishes. I only do card tricks. |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
931 |
Somehow a lantern makes more sense? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
932 |
Used to be a little rub and I was good to go. Nowadays it takes some serious juice. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
933 |
That's SO first millennium. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
934 |
Don’t over-think it, we can start with toast... |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
935 |
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
936 |
The toaster is my gig. If you want Pop Tarts, rub the lamp. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
937 |
I moved in because I couldn't get wi-fi in the lamp. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
938 |
You may now wish for one more small kitchen appliance. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
939 |
Sorry, kid. I stopped granting wishes when I got into small appliances. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
940 |
One more wish and you'll blow a fuse. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
941 |
Alexa is taking over everything. I had to switch to the toaster. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
942 |
Yes, Master. What is your greatest desire----bagel, whole wheat, or rye? |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
943 |
Get me out of the toaster and you get four wishes. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
944 |
I'm Mr. Toast. If you wanted coffee, you needed to point to Mr. Coffee |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
945 |
It's my pop-up store. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
946 |
What, you gotta have your three wishes before I even have breakfast? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
947 |
If you were the one that microwaved fish, no wishes. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
948 |
You can't expect me to go back to a studio. Not after this duplex! |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
949 |
You just burned your first wish. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
950 |
It's my winter address. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
951 |
The other guy already asked for a Keurig machine |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
952 |
I needed a place with an elevator. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
953 |
Sure, you can have three wishes. Do you want light, medium, or dark? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
954 |
Oh good, I thought I was having a stroke. |
1.2877 |
0.07162 |
73 |
58 |
9 |
6 |
955 |
I'm toast now! |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
956 |
I moved. Got tired of the little teapot song. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
957 |
Can't you come up with a cooler wish? |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
958 |
Are you sure "a bit more" is your third and final wish? |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
959 |
So if it's alright with you, I'd like to stay there for the winter |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
960 |
Dude - this is 2017. We don't live in lamps anymore. I actually have a condo in LA. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
961 |
Technically, you did just wish the toaster would stop burning you bagels, so that makes three. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
962 |
I didn't think he meant "you're toast" quite so literally. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
963 |
whatever you do, don't rub the coffee maker. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
964 |
You wish for toast; I’ve got toast. You wish for tea; I’m the wrong guy. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
965 |
Sorry, I was in the sauna. |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
966 |
Listen kid, I know they're your wishes and all but are you sure you want to use one up on "breakfast"? |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
967 |
I was bred in Arabia and now I am the toast of New York. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
968 |
And for your second wish, white or brown? |
1.2877 |
0.06891 |
73 |
57 |
11 |
5 |
969 |
You call him Mr. Coffee, you can call me MISTER Genie. |
1.2877 |
0.06006 |
73 |
54 |
17 |
2 |
970 |
Look, I can fix your life but this toaster? Good luck. |
1.2877 |
0.06609 |
73 |
56 |
13 |
4 |
971 |
And you get an extra wish if you clean out the toast crumbs. |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
972 |
So let me guess, Timmy. Your mother's first trip to Ali's Shop and Swap? |
1.2877 |
0.06315 |
73 |
55 |
15 |
3 |
973 |
No wi-fi. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
974 |
I'm the Pop Up Genie |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
975 |
This is crummy but at least it has heat. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
976 |
Sorry, kid, today it's all about popups. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
977 |
You should see what you have to do to the coffee genie to get him to come out... |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
978 |
Working on my tan. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
979 |
Get with it kid, no one uses a lamp anymore. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
980 |
Your small appliance wish is my command. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
981 |
2 of the 3 wishes have gotta be toast. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
982 |
Well, my first wish is that you don't set off the smoke alarm. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
983 |
I decided to move somewhere with central heating. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
984 |
I get more spring out of this thing. |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
985 |
I fucked your toaster, that's what's up. |
1.2817 |
0.07284 |
71 |
57 |
8 |
6 |
986 |
To reach me in the future contact the Internet of Things. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
987 |
After a perfectly toasted bagel, what's your second wish? |
1.2817 |
0.07555 |
71 |
58 |
6 |
7 |
988 |
If you rub it you get me. If you want toast, slap it two times. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
989 |
It's warmer than the lamp |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
990 |
Could you do me a favor and NOT rub the lamp? I hate that guy. |
1.2817 |
0.07002 |
71 |
56 |
10 |
5 |
991 |
Hey kid, didn't anybody ever tell you it don't matter where you came from?" |
1.2817 |
0.06079 |
71 |
53 |
16 |
2 |
992 |
I'm saving a fortune on my heating bills. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
993 |
Princess Jasmine's not here. You'll never find her in the kitchen. |
1.2817 |
0.06401 |
71 |
54 |
14 |
3 |
994 |
This is where I spend my winters. |
1.2817 |
0.05738 |
71 |
52 |
18 |
1 |
995 |
You have three wishes: bagel, defrost, or reheat. |
1.2817 |
0.06708 |
71 |
55 |
12 |
4 |
996 |
You caught me at my vacation home |
1.2778 |
0.05672 |
72 |
53 |
18 |
1 |
997 |
Stay awake in your 8 AM philosophy class? You need to summon Juan Valdez for that one. |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
998 |
I've moved to my winter quarters. |
1.2778 |
0.05672 |
72 |
53 |
18 |
1 |
999 |
No, I'm a free range Genie |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1000 |
Welcome to the internet of things. |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1001 |
Well, you're the one who expects me to just pop up whenever you need me... |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1002 |
Sorry, I just do toast and bagels. The cappuccino genie is the next door down. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1003 |
I moved. The rent is cheaper and it comes with free heat... |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1004 |
Even I can't make it cook evenly. |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1005 |
I cover for the lamp genie on weekends. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1006 |
It's your science fair project; figure it out. |
1.2778 |
0.07192 |
72 |
58 |
8 |
6 |
1007 |
'What do you mean, "where's the woman?" Listen kid, I'm the Genii of Kitchen-Appliances... When you said, "I want her, hot, black and in the palm of my hand.", I assumed you meant Mrs. Coffee, over here' |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1008 |
My union says I can't work both appliances. |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1009 |
Butter on both sides? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1010 |
Kid, I'm not sure you get how this wish thing works. |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1011 |
Did I rub you the wrong way? |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1012 |
Djinn-trification. |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1013 |
First coffee, then toast! Where does this end? |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1014 |
Yes, the lamp went out of fashion with the last oil embargo. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1015 |
Sorry. The toaster was your third wish. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1016 |
Okay, crumb tray’s clean. What’s your second wish? |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1017 |
Why lie on a beach when I can get a great tan AND smell like cinnamon toast after just a couple of minutes inside that thing? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1018 |
Avocado toast...as you wish. |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1019 |
I grant you three dishes. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1020 |
thanks. I was stuck in there for years. Gluten free household! |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1021 |
What did you expect - Sara Lee? |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1022 |
By now you must certainly have heard of genetic engineering. |
1.2778 |
0.06915 |
72 |
57 |
10 |
5 |
1023 |
You should see the magic carpet! |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1024 |
I like that its roomier, has a high ceiling and skylights, but man, it is messy! |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1025 |
This is your third wish. Do you want it light or dark? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1026 |
Siri and I have decided to hang out together in the toaster. |
1.2778 |
0.06626 |
72 |
56 |
12 |
4 |
1027 |
You rubbed me the wrong way. That's why! |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1028 |
It's all good. I'm Air BnB'ing. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1029 |
It's been 1000 years since I've had breakfast. |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1030 |
Fire codes require at least two exits. That thing is a fire trap. |
1.2778 |
0.06007 |
72 |
54 |
16 |
2 |
1031 |
Master, do you wish your slice of bread lightly toasted, medium or a burnt offering to the god of your choice? |
1.2778 |
0.06324 |
72 |
55 |
14 |
3 |
1032 |
And when the toast is ready, do you wish for butter? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1033 |
White, rye or marble? |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1034 |
It's got heat, a second bedroom, and plenty of free bagel crumbs. You should check it out. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1035 |
Wheat or white? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1036 |
OK. That's three. 1. get the crumbs out 2. lock it on Medium Dark and 3. have it tell the following classic joke every time you put in your bagel, "What does the devil say when he welcomes you to Hell? --'Would you like those buns toasted?'" |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1037 |
Joe received a fourth wish, overcoming 4,500 years of precedent because the bagel really was stuck in there. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1038 |
Why do you insist on rubbing me the wrong way? |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1039 |
Let me get some coffee and we'll try this again. |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1040 |
I usually summer somewhere warm. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1041 |
"Your third and final wish is 'a perfect slice of toast'? Are you sure?! |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1042 |
And for your final wish, might I suggest a blender? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1043 |
Are you sure you want to be the toast of the town? |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1044 |
Sorry kid, some other genie is already working on the "Make America Great Again" wish. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1045 |
It's like AirBNB for genies. |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1046 |
Sorry, no more wishes. After I fix this your mom wants work done on your dad. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1047 |
I don't love the central heating, but I really needed a bigger place. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1048 |
Look, if I don't get back into that lamp pronto, I'm toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1049 |
Sorry, quantum interference--it's the two-slit issue again. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1050 |
Sorry kid. GPS is great but not perfect. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1051 |
What, you think I come by this great tan naturally? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1052 |
Well Timmy, while you were showing off the lamp at school I had to drink my way out of the coffee pot. Now I'm in here drying off. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1053 |
If I hadn't gotten out of there, I'd be toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1054 |
Most people would have asked for more wishes. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1055 |
How about you grant me a wish and get some heat in your damn apartment. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1056 |
Look, you got your three wishes: the toaster, the coffeemaker and the dishwasher. No more. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1057 |
At my age, I need the pop-up lift of a toaster. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1058 |
"Damn it! I'm a Genie, not an electrician. |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1059 |
Why didn't you just wish for a chef? |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1060 |
I'm just saying, trying to be a little more careful with wishes two and three. Okay? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1061 |
So this is what they meant by "Wonder Bread." |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1062 |
Even genies need winter homes. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1063 |
Don't waste your wish. You can't make these things toast evenly on both sides. |
1.2754 |
0.05417 |
69 |
50 |
19 |
0 |
1064 |
What? You've never wanted to move where it's warmer? |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1065 |
Sorry, defrosting the freezer would be considered a separate wish. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1066 |
I just started using Airbnb. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1067 |
"Got it...no more burnt toast. you still have TWO left. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1068 |
I was working on my tan! |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1069 |
I can grant you 3 wishes, or two slices of toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1070 |
It's just me and a few friends, though you may want to wish for a new toaster. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1071 |
Thanks, it was getting a little toasty in there. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1072 |
For awhile there I thought I was toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1073 |
Yes, I'm gluten free. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1074 |
Sorry kid, I don't grant wishes, but I'll be happy to make you some toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1075 |
You've got to unplug the coffee maker first." |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1076 |
Times have changed. It's two bedrooms and electric heat for crying out loud. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1077 |
Okay, from now on the toaster will burn everything that is not a poptart. |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1078 |
I had to move. The toaster is rent controlled - the lamp is not. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1079 |
Why did I move? It wasn't the heat; it was the humidity |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1080 |
I don't grant wishes. I just make the toast pop up. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1081 |
It's so much warmer with central heating |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1082 |
You burnt your last wish |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1083 |
I'm taking today off , I got toasted last night. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1084 |
No. You see, I'm 10,000 years old. I need help to pop up. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1085 |
I'd really like to help you, but the Tump administration is toasting Muslims. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1086 |
As you get older you'll learn to appreciate central heating. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1087 |
New sponsor, I'm now the official GE-nie. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1088 |
WHEN ELECTORAL COLLEDGE MAKES TRUMP PRESIDENT, TOASTER MAKES GENIE. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1089 |
Coffee and toast is two wishes. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1090 |
I'm an eGenie. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1091 |
Sorry, your lamp lost its internet connection and I had to come through the toaster. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1092 |
Nah, it's two wishes now. Light or dark. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1093 |
Be careful what you wish for or I'm toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1094 |
It's not as nice, but I saved a ton on heating last year. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1095 |
For centuries I give away treasures. And what do I get? Crumbs! So I ask you, why not the toaster, huh? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1096 |
Rub the coffee pot, Sonny. The rest of my family needs to get out. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1097 |
I'm done with you. With these guys I get toast and coffee whenever I want. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1098 |
If you think about it, a great slice of toast is a lot like world peace or having infinite wealth. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1099 |
The TV remote’s not in here either. One wish left. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1100 |
The last guy asked for a ‘toasted sand-wish’. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1101 |
This is much more comfortable than that old lamp, Master - but don't rub it while it's hot! |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1102 |
Your 3 wishes can only be....Toast, English Muffins or Bagels. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1103 |
Did you say GE or Genie? |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1104 |
Your "smart" toaster has malware and even I can't fix it. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1105 |
No toast today, loser. You rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1106 |
Sorry kid, coffee is extra... |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1107 |
What are you a Luddite? We've moved on to modern appliances. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1108 |
I'd give it a minute if I were you |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1109 |
What, you've never gone back to the wrong apartment after a few too many? |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1110 |
Touch the lamp again and you're toast. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1111 |
I was getting sick of the lamp, but I am getting great rates for it on Airbnb. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1112 |
You have three wishes: light, medium or burned to a crisp |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1113 |
Forget the lamp. At your age you better start realizing what you rub and what you don't. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1114 |
Please say you believe in genies or else I'm toast! |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1115 |
It won't set off your smoke alarm anymore, but I still think it's a waste of a wish. |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1116 |
OK, they're clean as a whistle. And your second wish? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1117 |
The lamplord raised the rent, so I move to this two-room place. Having a problem with the heat, though. |
1.2754 |
0.05417 |
69 |
50 |
19 |
0 |
1118 |
You have three wishes - light, medium or dark. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1119 |
In gratitude for my release, I offer you three toasts. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1120 |
I can't believe you wasted a wish on Pop Tarts. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1121 |
He's on his coffee break |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1122 |
Look, I tried -- but even I can't get it to toast in less than a minute and half... |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1123 |
I stay in the toaster now. No one polishes it anymore. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1124 |
Quick! Tell me your three wishes, or I'm toast! |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1125 |
No, it's definitely three 'wiches. What do you want on your first? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1126 |
Oh, lamps are so passe. After two-thousand years, I modernized. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1127 |
Sorry, but I ran out of wishes a long time ago. Best I can do is light, medium or dark. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1128 |
What!? It gets cold in that damned lamp. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1129 |
This is nothing. Rub it again and watch the coffeemaker. |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1130 |
Seriously, all you want are Pop-Tarts? |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1131 |
I used my points for an upgrade. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1132 |
And that's how you use the magic bagel setting.... |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1133 |
Wanna meet Mr. Coffee? |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1134 |
Your choice. You can have: the toaster, the coffee maker, or what's inside the dishwasher. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1135 |
Now I smell like cinnamon toast. I hope you're happy. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1136 |
Times change....and it has power. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1137 |
That lamp is toast. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1138 |
Well ... it was cold in that thing ... this one has central heating! |
1.2754 |
0.07117 |
69 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
1139 |
Yes, you may have a cup of coffee. I don't care what your Mom says. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1140 |
Hey, the new place has heat and room for two. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1141 |
If you want me to appear out of the lamp you'll need a different adapter. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1142 |
A billion dollars? No, I distinctly heard "coffee and toast." |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1143 |
Well, forget about wish #1. That old English Muffin just ain't budging. |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1144 |
This is not what I envisioned when they said I was being transferred somewhere warmer. |
1.2754 |
0.05417 |
69 |
50 |
19 |
0 |
1145 |
Call it crummy, but at least this unit includes heat. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1146 |
I got whole wheat, multi-grain, rye, pumpernickel, or country white. Your wish is my command. |
1.2754 |
0.05797 |
69 |
51 |
17 |
1 |
1147 |
I just moved. |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1148 |
Sesame bagels.... |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1149 |
Still cheaper than Brooklyn |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1150 |
Ah, my young master, you should see what comes out of the microwave! |
1.2754 |
0.06491 |
69 |
53 |
13 |
3 |
1151 |
It's just for a week, it's a special promotion. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1152 |
For your last wish, may I suggest that you think outside the bread box? |
1.2754 |
0.06811 |
69 |
54 |
11 |
4 |
1153 |
It's too dangerous in the lamps. Three of my cousins got deported. |
1.2754 |
0.06154 |
69 |
52 |
15 |
2 |
1154 |
I repeat, "ANY three kinds of toast you choose!" |
1.2754 |
0.07411 |
69 |
56 |
7 |
6 |
1155 |
It was just a loose wire, and yes, that was your last wish. |
1.2727 |
0.05931 |
66 |
49 |
16 |
1 |
1156 |
Light, medium or dark? Choose carefully! |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1157 |
.... and yesterday I found my keys in the refrigerator. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1158 |
Ok,toaster fixed .Now for your next two wishes. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1159 |
Really? You want a pop tart! |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1160 |
Because I don't like coffee, okay. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1161 |
Now you know why the toast won't come out. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1162 |
While you're making wishes, get a new coffeemaker |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1163 |
Sorry! Bank foreclosed on the lamp and moved me to one of their toasters!! |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1164 |
Really? Are you sure you only want toast? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1165 |
It's only temporary until the magic lantern passes emissions. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1166 |
I can turn on your coffee machine, raise your thermostat, push down the toaster , and upgrade you to Prime, but I can't do all four." |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1167 |
So, you want it with cream cheese or not? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1168 |
The internet of things just got very weird. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1169 |
Smart" homes don't mesh well with old technology. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1170 |
Thanks for the upgrade! |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1171 |
I'll have to ask my boss to see if I can do World Peace. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1172 |
Everyone rubs a lamp, but no one will think to bother me here. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1173 |
You don't need to wish for dark toast. There's a setting for that. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1174 |
Alexa, make the coffee! |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1175 |
A third wish will void the warranty. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1176 |
Well, the lamp has not been updated in a 1,000 years, and the toaster is wired for cable. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1177 |
That is the best Tanning Salon I've ever been in. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1178 |
Rumor has it that Barbara Eden got stuck in the coffee pot. Try rubbing that one. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1179 |
..and for your second wish I'd recommend the decaf. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1180 |
I am sorry but your wish is toast. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1181 |
Ok seriously, for the last time... does that look like a tea kettle to you?? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1182 |
'Top brown only' function -- repaired! And your final wish? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1183 |
I was hungry. Is that a problem? |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1184 |
Ask me after I have coffee. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1185 |
Yeah, I know the toaster's cheaper, but the coffee pot has an open floor plan. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1186 |
So I'm the appliance Genie... what's it to you? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1187 |
I'm sorry Barron, even a Genie can't change who your parents are........ |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1188 |
It's not the heat. It's the gluten. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1189 |
The genie in the lamp? Sorry, kid – I'm just the ghost in the machine. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1190 |
All the old lamps were gentrified by white ghosts |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1191 |
It's going to be hot in summer, but it's a lot more comfortable than that rusty old teapot. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1192 |
You can now summon me hands free. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1193 |
Hi. I've been hiding in this toaster since your dad asked for a stock tip and I told him "Knucklebones are best." |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1194 |
As I said, your Genie will love it here, more square footage and central heating. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1195 |
This place is rent stabilized. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1196 |
Do you have anything with more than 2 rooms? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1197 |
I strongly suggest that you use your last wish on something other than fixing the kitchen appliances... |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1198 |
The Housing Authority said it was an upgrade. Better heating. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1199 |
Next time call Siri! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1200 |
Clean the crumb tray and you get your wishes. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1201 |
For releasing me from my prison the reward is white, whole wheat, or rye. I can also offer regular or decaf. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1202 |
Master, I think you mother may have lied. By my inspection, this toaster would accept white bread. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1203 |
Fuck the New Yorker cartoon choosers. |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1204 |
Things got confused when Aladdin opened the Best Buy. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1205 |
I thought you knew I was on vacation. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1206 |
I'm a snowbird. That's my winter home. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1207 |
My agent said I needed to go electric to still be relevant in the on-demand economy. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1208 |
I can't turn a PopTart into a Cronut |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1209 |
No, I appear when you empty the crumb tray. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1210 |
Make it quick. Aladdin’s on the other lamp. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1211 |
Quick, rub it again! My Cousin is in the coffee maker. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1212 |
Sorry, there's a bug in my Genie Positioning System. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1213 |
It's a Toastmaster. What do you expect? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1214 |
It's my man cave. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1215 |
I'm not moving back until you pour out the chamomile. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1216 |
I'm sort of like the hermit crab of genies. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1217 |
What'd expect, an eggo? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1218 |
I'm not going in there. There's no cell coverage. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1219 |
Not now, kid, I've got a date with a tempest in a teapot. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1220 |
I will grant you three wishes...provided they fall between the settings of light and dark. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1221 |
I wish you were more creative. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1222 |
Butter and jam on toast will use up all three. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1223 |
Some of the guys and I decided to switch to a more accessible appliance. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1224 |
A converted duplex, all electric. A lot of bread, but it's worth it. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1225 |
Yeah it's crumby but it's dual rooms with a view of the carafe. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1226 |
I got an upgrade. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1227 |
I'm 2000 years old. You can't expect me to understand the Internet of Things. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1228 |
A keurig. A microwave. And what else would you loke, son? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1229 |
What made you think I'd know how to make breakfast? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1230 |
Well, Trump was using the coffee pot as a camera. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1231 |
I'd like to make a toast. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1232 |
You're really gonna waste one of your wishes on a cup of decaf? |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1233 |
Your three wishes are toast. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1234 |
Do you know how to work this thing? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1235 |
It's called the Internet of Things, kid. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1236 |
Are you sure you want to use your first wish on Pop-Tarts? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1237 |
I popped in as quickly as I could. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1238 |
Things have changed. I need Wi-Fi now. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1239 |
What? You expect me to stay on the mantel when there's free coffee in here? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1240 |
I can grant you three kinds of toast: whole wheat, pumpernickel, and rye. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1241 |
I didn't see the rest of your bagel. Next wish? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1242 |
Infinite Pop Tarts as per your command! Next wish? |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1243 |
The lamplord raised the rent. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1244 |
Central heating AND a spare room! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1245 |
Dude, get over it. All I got is English muffin, sour dough or whole wheat. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1246 |
I've upgraded to a two-bedroom |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1247 |
... and you also get your choice of bagel. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1248 |
My wife wanted more space. So we moved to the toaster. |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1249 |
It's easier to get out of the toaster. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1250 |
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1251 |
The dishwasher was full. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1252 |
Is a latté with three shots one wish, or three? |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1253 |
I can't believe that you wished for a Pop Tart! |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1254 |
Wi-Fi's out. Had to find another hotspot. |
1.2687 |
0.05456 |
67 |
49 |
18 |
0 |
1255 |
Don't mind me, I was coma-toast. |
1.2687 |
0.07238 |
67 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
1256 |
Sorry, but lightly browned toast is harder than you might think. |
1.2687 |
0.05856 |
67 |
50 |
16 |
1 |
1257 |
I like my buns toasted! |
1.2687 |
0.06918 |
67 |
53 |
10 |
4 |
1258 |
Well... I think this arrangement makes the counter less cluttered. |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1259 |
"Wait 'till you see what the coffee machine can do". |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1260 |
Seriously? You wished for a Pop Tart? |
1.2687 |
0.07544 |
67 |
55 |
6 |
6 |
1261 |
OK, but after the Vita-Mix, I get the lamp back. |
1.2687 |
0.06583 |
67 |
52 |
12 |
3 |
1262 |
I'm toast!......Kidding..... |
1.2687 |
0.06230 |
67 |
51 |
14 |
2 |
1263 |
Sorry, but my previous Master told me that if I showed up again, I'd be toast. |
1.2676 |
0.06004 |
71 |
54 |
15 |
2 |
1264 |
Magic Toaster genies only grant one wish. I'm afraid the neti pot is all you'll get. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1265 |
What ? Now you want it buttered ? |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1266 |
Let's go over the 'wish' protocol one more time! |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1267 |
I checked.We're all out of the marble rye. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1268 |
I understand, but here I get toast and coffee |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1269 |
I've got the toast under control, shall I do the coffee next? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1270 |
Sorry I'm late, I was using the sauna. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1271 |
I know it's smaller, but my rent is only $1500 a month. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1272 |
Don’t rub the coffee maker the wrong way. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1273 |
Two rooms, heat included. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1274 |
Jimmy then pondered the physical appearance of Mr. Coffee. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1275 |
I got cold |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1276 |
I prefer to stay toasty. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1277 |
Let me guess....you want avocado toast. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1278 |
For your final wish may I suggest a Vitamix? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1279 |
White, multi-grain or sourdough? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1280 |
I was cold, so what? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1281 |
I've made coffee and washed the dishes. What's your third wish? |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1282 |
Don't just wish for a new filament. I could get you a brand new toaster. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1283 |
Sorry son, I stepped out for breakfast. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1284 |
Oh that's the OLD lamp. My new place has central heating. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1285 |
I've been looking for something with two bedrooms. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1286 |
Given the scary state of the world, I now work from remote locations. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1287 |
Oh, Sorry...apartment hunting... |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1288 |
And you don't even have to rub this one. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1289 |
The toaster is so much more open concept than the lamp. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1290 |
You still get all three; breakfast is part of the deal. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1291 |
If your wish happens to be toast, this is your lucky day! |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1292 |
Your wish is my command but we're out of whole milk for your cappuccino. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1293 |
The toast is almost done, for your third and final wish should I start the coffee? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1294 |
Kid, do you really want to waste one of your wishes on a lousy pop tart?? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1295 |
I can grant you three wishes. But they have to be thinner than a bagel. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1296 |
Sorry, I burnt the pop tart you wanted. It's my first day. How about a free wish? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1297 |
Actually it's quite roomy for Manhattan standards. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1298 |
Rub the lamp or I'm toast. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1299 |
Thanks. It was toasty in there! |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1300 |
Thanks, it's too hot in there. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1301 |
No, I am not the gluten-free genie! |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1302 |
Sorry - I got to get back home or I'm toast. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1303 |
You wished for a toaster oven that actually toasts. That appears to be impossible. Try this. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1304 |
I have a wish for you... can you clean out the crumbs? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1305 |
Be careful with that thing. I almost got electrocuted. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1306 |
I like my new home, it's toastier. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1307 |
Dude, you got a lot of crumbs in there. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1308 |
It's rent controlled |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1309 |
I'm not going back in the bottle until I've had my coffee! |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1310 |
It's my summer home. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1311 |
For your third wish you should probably move beyond pop-tarts. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1312 |
Please tell Greg to stop trying to put pizza in here. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1313 |
Hey kid, I'm not your father's genie. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
1314 |
Toastmasters - it's not just for public speaking. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
1315 |
Three wishes. Light, medium, dark. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1316 |
'I came straight from the cloud, this must be the wrong IP address' |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1317 |
It's simple. This place offers heat. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1318 |
I'm Gene now." |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1319 |
It was a pop up decision. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1320 |
This way I can pop out easier. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1321 |
Well, I wish I could enjoy my coffee before we start. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1322 |
It's the new policy of non-assigned workplace. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1323 |
Is that Starbucks coffee? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1324 |
Wait until you rub the coffee pot. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1325 |
What a crumby neighborhood. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1326 |
Ding. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1327 |
Coffee's not on the wish list until you're thirteen |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1328 |
I'm charging my phone. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1329 |
I’m working on my tan. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1330 |
Nice duplex. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1331 |
Don't waste a wish on that. Just buy a new one. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1332 |
It's got central heating. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
1333 |
I might use the other slot as an office. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1334 |
Needs a new solenoid. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1335 |
Ever since I cut lamp oil from my diet I've had more energy and focus. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
1336 |
You try living in the crummy place. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1337 |
The toaster is warmer. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1338 |
Back off kid, no Genie grants wishes before his first cup of coffee for the day! |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1339 |
At least in this thing I am warm and I get to pop out every little bit... |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1340 |
Sorry...I just can't handle a nonfat, five pump, double foam wish with this primitive equipment |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1341 |
Yes, but your three wishes are limited to poppy, sesame seed and garlic. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1342 |
I'm sorry but the bagel is really stuck in there. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1343 |
No! That's a tea pot and yes, I'm a genie in a toaster. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1344 |
Is strawberry jam your third wish? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1345 |
You rub me the wrong way. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1346 |
Our genie's union negotiated better accommodations. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1347 |
Were you expecting a pop tart! |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1348 |
Sure, it lacks the same charm, but it's got central heating. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1349 |
Sorry, kid--coffee's self-service. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1350 |
I'll grant you 'four' wishes, if you put me on a separate circuit. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1351 |
You get three wishes and unlimited toast |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1352 |
I relocated to a warmer place |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1353 |
I tried using the microwave, but my earrings lit up and blew the fuse. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1354 |
Because I've eco-shifted from oil lamp heating to electric. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1355 |
Now make a wish that does not involve me. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1356 |
Moved into a two bedroom, newer building but heat's included |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1357 |
Did you wish I would come out of the Toaster, instead? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1358 |
I'm used to a warmer climate. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1359 |
I am an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, Caption Contest toaster genie. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1360 |
You have three wishes; light, medium and dark. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1361 |
Well, you just burned through one wish. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1362 |
"New amps for old". |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1363 |
No, I'm Genie, not Siri! |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1364 |
No guarantees on your wishes until I've had my coffee. |
1.2615 |
0.05493 |
65 |
48 |
17 |
0 |
1365 |
I use the second bedroom for an office. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1366 |
I'm from the temp agency. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1367 |
Are you sure you asked for a Roadster? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1368 |
Would you mind using one of your wishes to get me out of this toaster? |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1369 |
Well, I wish you'd clean out the crumb tray once in while! |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1370 |
Why, kid? Because you just rub me the wrong way, that's why. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1371 |
Sure, but you must first provide a credit card and agree to the terms and conditions etched in inside the lamp. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1372 |
What is your wish? Light, medium, or well done? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1373 |
Three Wishes and this is the best you can do? |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1374 |
Put the lamp away, kid--I'm not going to indulge you in your childish stereotypes. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1375 |
Here's a wish, I wish you'd stop putting everything bagels in here. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1376 |
Sorry, I was visiting my neighbors. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1377 |
This is my summer house. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1378 |
If you wanted Barbara Eden you should have asked for Jeannie with a J. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1379 |
That's ONE! |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1380 |
I had to move out while the place was being painted. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1381 |
Cream and sugar count as two separate wishes. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1382 |
I'm upgrading my user interface. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1383 |
The lamp was nice, but now I'm in an all-electric kitchen. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1384 |
We don't support those anymore. THIS thing is already, like, three upgrades old. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1385 |
This didn’t happen before you installed the IoT upgrade. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1386 |
You can wish, but I'm still going to burn the toast. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1387 |
The toaster wished for three more wishes. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1388 |
New Genie Rules: You get 3 wishes, buy the first 2 have to be toast and coffee. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1389 |
I'm the breakfast genie...you can only ask for coffee, toast and eggs. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1390 |
Your Alexa keeps the thermostat down too low. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1391 |
I am here to grant you three slices. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1392 |
We all have wishes, kid. I wish I had a bagel setting. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1393 |
You caught me while I was at my Airbnb. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1394 |
I will grant you three waffles. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1395 |
Utilities are included. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1396 |
The crumb tray is clear. That's one. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1397 |
That pop-tart's totally stuck - just wish for your mom not to freak out. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1398 |
I guess he wasn't kidding when he tweeted he was going to add magic lamps to the travel ban. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1399 |
I'm a very well-bred genii. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1400 |
Ive been tanning - what did Trump do today? |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1401 |
It was supposed to be a congratulatory toast. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1402 |
Oh, you found it. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1403 |
I don't care what Aladdin got. I grant 3 dishes. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1404 |
Didn't you get my change of address email? |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1405 |
There is an App for that now. |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1406 |
Look kid, I'm a genie, not the Maytag repair man. Why don't you just wish for a new toaster? |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1407 |
If you just want to know when the coffee is ready, ask Alexa. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1408 |
Hey dude! You rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1409 |
You are granted three pieces of toast. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1410 |
I will grant you three wishes - one light, one dark, and one medium. |
1.2615 |
0.06678 |
65 |
51 |
11 |
3 |
1411 |
But this one has central heating. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1412 |
Unlimited Pop-Tarts? Really? |
1.2615 |
0.05915 |
65 |
49 |
15 |
1 |
1413 |
Yes, but I'm the genie of BURNING desires. |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1414 |
Look! ...This is the third time today, and I still can't figure out Health Care! |
1.2615 |
0.07029 |
65 |
52 |
9 |
4 |
1415 |
Your second wish is toast. |
1.2615 |
0.07363 |
65 |
53 |
7 |
5 |
1416 |
I much prefer the warmth of this two-bedroom. |
1.2615 |
0.06308 |
65 |
50 |
13 |
2 |
1417 |
You're too young to invoke the coffee genie, son. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1418 |
It's bigger on the inside... |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1419 |
I'm fine with the toaster if you're going to use it for a Netie pot. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1420 |
I know it seems strange, but this way I get to hang out with my friend Mr. Coffee during downtime. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1421 |
Yea, it's roomier, but most important is that the coffee maker is right next to it. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1422 |
I moved to the toaster. It's warmer and no one eber cleans the outsides |
1.2581 |
0.07249 |
62 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
1423 |
Well, I have to tell you , all your dreams are toast ! |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1424 |
What? You were waiting for the Muffin Man. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1425 |
Any three toppings on your bagel. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1426 |
This one's no good, it's been hacked by the Russians. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1427 |
Stereotype me, fine, but you do NOT get to assume Mr. Coffee's gender |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1428 |
Toss the lamp; I'm going solar next week. |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
1429 |
I'll give you first and last months' rent on the oil lamp. |
1.2581 |
0.07249 |
62 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
1430 |
We phased out the lamp in 1929. Jeannie had dibs on the last bottle, and after that the boss wanted to modernize. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1431 |
Wish granted! I'm your new dad. Now go ask your mom to buy some Arabian blend. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1432 |
I'd have come sooner if you texted me. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1433 |
I don't get reception in there either. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1434 |
This had better be important. It was nice and toasty in there. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1435 |
Your wish is my crummand! |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1436 |
You expect me to go back in that lamp, without a crumb to eat? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1437 |
How about... one wish, a magic carpet ride and I’ll throw in the appliances, too? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1438 |
I'm in here now; just don't rub it while I'm 'toasting a muffin,' if you get my meaning." |
1.2581 |
0.07249 |
62 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
1439 |
Yes, I'm still granting three wishes. But they all have to be for continental breakfast. |
1.2581 |
0.07605 |
62 |
51 |
6 |
5 |
1440 |
I dream of genie with the light brown toast. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1441 |
It's not that I don't like you, you just rub me the wrong way. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1442 |
I will grant you 3 toasts. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1443 |
About time you cleaned this toaster |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1444 |
Look, kid, let me explain the new Terms of Service over coffee, okay? |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1445 |
Are you sure you want to waste a wish on making coffee with the toaster? The coffee machine is right there! |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1446 |
Let the toastmaster have the honor to introduce you to a few kitchen appliances. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1447 |
Your wish is toast. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1448 |
Look, I'm sure you've got a very good genie in there, I'm just saying: "do you like bread?" |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1449 |
And her last wish was that I use a toaster from now on. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1450 |
The toaster has free WiFi. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1451 |
Any chance you wish for a decent cup of coffee? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1452 |
Sorry, kid. Best I can do is grant you three ... uh, two pieces of toast. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1453 |
Yes , your wish is my command but pop tarts ? Really ? |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1454 |
You preferred it when there wasn't a password?? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1455 |
We're up and running on electricity now, but our real goal is to go wireless. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1456 |
Does this mean I get toast from this lamp? |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
1457 |
Kid, if you're still here when my master comes home, we're both toast. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1458 |
It's an open sesame and shut case. |
1.2581 |
0.07249 |
62 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
1459 |
I got stuck in a bagel. |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
1460 |
You have one remaining wish: lightly toasted, medium, or well-done. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1461 |
I was wishing for an Eggo |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1462 |
Nah, you can keep the lamp, it's nice and toasty in here. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1463 |
Of course I left. You don't rub me anymore. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1464 |
Just to be clear, was that toasted bagel wish supposed to be part of your inner monologue? |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1465 |
I now offer wishes with the additional options of light, bagel, and extra crispy. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1466 |
You do know there's an IHOP right around the corner, don't you? |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1467 |
Well I wish we had some better coffee around here but you don't see me bothering you about it. |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1468 |
Do I look like Mr. Coffee? |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1469 |
Ha ha, yes, very funny, "make the toast genie." Now change your mother back from the coffee machine. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1470 |
Actually, you can only wish for toast or a Pop Tart. |
1.2581 |
0.06056 |
62 |
47 |
14 |
1 |
1471 |
Ever since my AA pledge, I just can't hit the bottle anymore. |
1.2581 |
0.07249 |
62 |
50 |
8 |
4 |
1472 |
Your toast is my command. |
1.2581 |
0.06478 |
62 |
48 |
12 |
2 |
1473 |
You've got three wishes. But first, can I have some coffee? |
1.2581 |
0.06874 |
62 |
49 |
10 |
3 |
1474 |
Just a mix up at the factory - they make garage door openers too |
1.2581 |
0.05603 |
62 |
46 |
16 |
0 |
1475 |
It's really jammed in there. Wish for something else. |
1.2576 |
0.05838 |
66 |
50 |
15 |
1 |
1476 |
Anyway, after I got priced out of the lamp, I tried the coffee maker, but My Doctor told me to cut back on caffeine...but I really like the neighborhood so here I am |
1.2576 |
0.06588 |
66 |
52 |
11 |
3 |
1477 |
Perfectly browned toast every time as you wish, master -- and I cleaned out the crumb tray. What other miracles do you desire? |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1478 |
I don't do well done. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1479 |
Sorry, back now. I was making breakfast. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
1480 |
Cool! Both the lamp and the toaster have blue tooth! |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
1481 |
What, you were expecting Jesus? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1482 |
Are heating and electric included? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1483 |
I grant thee two magnificent slices of lightly browned rye. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1484 |
Sublet the old one. This one has heat included and a pool within wafting distance. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1485 |
No need; the power has been restored. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1486 |
Yes, I would love some tea. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1487 |
Careful. You have a bagel setting and two more. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1488 |
I'm sorry there's nothing I can do about that pop-tart |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1489 |
Every time I come out of there I'm up all night |
1.2500 |
0.06682 |
64 |
51 |
10 |
3 |
1490 |
I can't grant three wishes anymore but I toast a nice bagel. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1491 |
Better health care. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1492 |
Before we do this, could I get an espresso? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1493 |
Check it out. I've got central heat! |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1494 |
Way back when, I got a scholarship to NYU, and now I can't resist bagels. |
1.2500 |
0.05637 |
60 |
45 |
15 |
0 |
1495 |
Mom says that I can't grant any wishes until you clean out the crumb tray. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1496 |
Man, am I glad your back with my repaired lamp. In 5 days absolutely no one has rubbed this toaster! |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1497 |
I prefer a dry heat. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1498 |
Lamp, toaster, ... no difference, they're all connected now. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
1499 |
So, you were expecting toast??? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1500 |
I can't bring people back form the dead, make them fall in love, or make your toast not slightly burnt. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1501 |
Most guys would ask for a billion dollars, so it's kind of refreshing to grant a wish to clean out the toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1502 |
I've told you before, rub twice for coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1503 |
Lamp Genie had to go out of town on business. I’m taking his messages. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1504 |
Well, I wish you would clean out the crumb tray every once in a while. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1505 |
Next time can you rub the coffee maker? I haven't had a cup in over a century. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1506 |
If you think this is weird, you should see the coffee genie. |
1.2500 |
0.05637 |
60 |
45 |
15 |
0 |
1507 |
Okay, all the gross crumbs are gone. What's your second wish? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1508 |
You may have anything you wish...light...medium....or dark. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1509 |
It's a better location and the heat's included in the rent |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1510 |
Do not say avocado toast. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1511 |
Beware, the toaster oven is a Pandora's box." |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1512 |
The bottle was occupied. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1513 |
Your wish is my command! As long as it's light, medium or dark. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1514 |
Sorry, small change in venue. You have three wishes that somehow include toast or toastiness. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1515 |
So, it's a deal. You let me live in the coffee maker and I'll work things out with your babysitter. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1516 |
Perfect coffee. Your next two wishes? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1517 |
OK, so I popped out of the toaster. Two wishes left. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1518 |
Now go rub all of the dishes in the sink. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1519 |
Okay, the toaster's fixed. What's your next wish? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1520 |
"You're telling me your first wish was for a Keurig"? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1521 |
Dude, I just want toast. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1522 |
Word of advice, be careful of what comes out of the coffee pot when you rub it |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1523 |
I'm going to give you a Mulligan since you are new at this. Think bigger than a Pop Tart as one of your three wishes. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1524 |
I had to move out of the lamp - the rent was too high. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1525 |
I found it a lot warmer than that cold metal lamp. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1526 |
This is my winter home. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1527 |
Kid, that's a pretty tall order for a genie who hasn't even had his first cup of coffee yet. You do know Ivanka's married, right? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1528 |
Your sauna's broken. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1529 |
The lamp only gave me a small spark, while I get really charged up from the toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1530 |
Crumbs are all out. What's your second wish? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1531 |
White, rye or pumpernickel? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1532 |
Hang on, I gotta warm up for a minute. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1533 |
Thank God! It was getting a little toasty in there. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1534 |
I was just working on my tan. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1535 |
I upgraded, kid. Finally have free roaming. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1536 |
You did wish for a hot date with Genie. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1537 |
Apparently, you couldn’t put the genie back in the bottle. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1538 |
Sorry, pal. I know you freed me and all, but 'unlimited pumpkin spice coffee creamer' is where I draw the line. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1539 |
You sure you want to use your last wish on Pop-Tarts? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1540 |
Yeah, trying a fourth wish means you're toast. |
1.2500 |
0.05637 |
60 |
45 |
15 |
0 |
1541 |
And will that be regular or decaf? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1542 |
I was sold on its' pop up feature. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1543 |
No, you can't but me back in the bottle. |
1.2500 |
0.06299 |
64 |
50 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
Before I sign on this new place, is heat included? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1545 |
I'd love to turn him back into a reality show host, but you already used your third one on "I wish there was a clown in the Office" |
1.2500 |
0.07748 |
60 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
1546 |
I am a free range genie. The lamp was too confining. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1547 |
Try 'open robusta' |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1548 |
Look kid, no wishes OR toast before I've had my coffee... |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1549 |
Thanks for letting me warm up in the toaster, you wouldn't believe how cold it gets in that lamp. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1550 |
This makes it easier to just pop up |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1551 |
Is it too late for last week's contest? I only got my magazine yesterday! I wanted to submit a caption for the lady on the phone with all the men standing about, "I need to report the 3-D printer not working right again." |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
1552 |
I wished for the coffee genie. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1553 |
Sorry. I just moved into this new two-room apartment. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1554 |
Hey, it beats a Pop Tart. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1555 |
The lamp just seemed dated. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1556 |
Hi, I'm Ali. My brother"s on night shift. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1557 |
I fixed your toaster. That's wish #1. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1558 |
If he ever comes out, tell him that toaster genie's looking for him |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1559 |
Pumpernickel, rye, or whole wheat? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1560 |
I've redirected my traffic to the toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1561 |
If you're surprised to see me, wait until you see the family living in the coffee maker. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1562 |
Young man, when I was your age, I was the toast of the town. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1563 |
Please don't take me back to Walmart. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1564 |
Due to our austerity program, the genie of the lamp was let go, and you only get two wishes. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1565 |
Put that damn thing down before you hurt sombody! |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1566 |
What can I say, the lamp gets cold this time of year. |
1.2500 |
0.07748 |
60 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
1567 |
Whats it going to be, immortality or avocado toast? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1568 |
My wish is that you empty the crumb tray! |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1569 |
The guy in the coffee maker? He's crazy. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1570 |
no I wished for bikini models by the dozen. Not a genie in a toaster oven. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1571 |
So. I'm the substitute. What's your wish? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1572 |
Wrong lamp--you wanted decaf genie. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1573 |
Lamp, toaster... anything beats being a diaper genie. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1574 |
Try rubbing the oven |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1575 |
It's a dry heat - arthritis runs in the family. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1576 |
Alexa sent me. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1577 |
“rub that thing one more time and you’re toast”… |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1578 |
Three wishes: white, rye, or whole wheat! |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1579 |
Rub the lamp all you want. I'm telling you, in winter, rub the toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1580 |
Nobody wanted you know this... |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1581 |
This is my winter home, it's much more toasty in here. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1582 |
They call it "the internet of things". |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1583 |
You can have four wishes as long as one of them is a cup of coffee for me. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1584 |
Really? Leg go your Eggo? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1585 |
Hey, genies get old too...I've moved to a warmer climate. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1586 |
Hey, you rub it ten times--I come out of your butt. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1587 |
I wish you weren't a stereotype. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1588 |
My lamp got hacked. Moved to the cloud and channel through toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1589 |
I know, I said I preferred it toasty warm, but I didn't mean it literally... |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1590 |
So, a properly toasted bagel is in your top three? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1591 |
Believe it or not, the rent is way cheaper. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1592 |
It's because you rub me the wrong way. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1593 |
Dude, this isn’t Aladdin, I’m not granting you sh**. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1594 |
What? I was hungry. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1595 |
So many kids were asking for Pop Tarts that I just come out of the toaster now. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1596 |
First, make the coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1597 |
OK roaches gone. You get two more. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1598 |
The lamp’s Wi-Fi is down, so lucky you have a smart toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1599 |
I am NOT toast |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1600 |
The rent is cheaper, and the heat's better. But can you wish me a vacuum? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1601 |
Yeah, I'm trying to stay with the times. Thinking of moving up to the juice extractor next. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1602 |
Now put that lamp away. It's not a toy. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1603 |
Forget that. My sister's in the blender. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1604 |
Listen kid, if all you want are pop tarts, just go to the supermarket. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1605 |
Cleaning the crumbs out of the toaster? I do wishes not miracles. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1606 |
You still have 3 wishes, they just have to be breakfast-related |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1607 |
Now I am the genie of the toaster, your wishes come with a one year manufacturer's warranty. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1608 |
Hey, you said to pop up. Two more to go. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1609 |
Just to be clear, your wish is that I turn into cotton-candy flavored pop-tarts? |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1610 |
What? It's my summer home. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1611 |
I'll grant you three bagels. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1612 |
Got any coffee? Long day. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1613 |
I know you're upset you only get 3 wishes, but saying "this genie is toast" was uncalled for. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1614 |
When the lamp genii defeated me he said: You're toast! If you want him, try the coffee pot. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1615 |
I've found a flat with more room. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1616 |
If you want room for cream that's gonna count as another wish. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1617 |
You think I was just going to stay in there and wait for you to rub? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1618 |
No number of wishes guarantees that your toast won't be burnt. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1619 |
Sorry kid, I've been electric only since Newport '65. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1620 |
But first coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.05637 |
60 |
45 |
15 |
0 |
1621 |
Anything about girls - talk to the guy in the microwave. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1622 |
Mr Coffee could use a cleaning too. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1623 |
You can use your other two wishes for toast. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1624 |
You know, I could just make you coffee |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1625 |
Thanks for getiing me out. Much longer in there and I would've been toast. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1626 |
This won't work. I need a place that's gluten-free. |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1627 |
2 BR, central heating, elevator, next to a coffee shop. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1628 |
You should check with the dishwasher genie, he might be able to grant that wish. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1629 |
You really want me to come out of the coffee machine for your last wish? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1630 |
It's a rent-controlled toaster. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1631 |
Just wait until you find out where your toast is! |
1.2500 |
0.07748 |
60 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
1632 |
What’s with the decaf? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1633 |
I'm over here this week. I wanted to vacation someplace warm. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1634 |
My attorney told me that she gets it all. Cool if I crash here? |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1635 |
Sorry kid - Aladdin doesn't do bagels. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1636 |
So just hit the lever and a Pop Tart will come out. Now what's your second wish? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1637 |
So your three wishes are a Pizza Pocket, Eggo and a Pop Tart |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1638 |
Rub it again, I need coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.06118 |
60 |
46 |
13 |
1 |
1639 |
Kid, you can rub your mother's gravy boat all you want, but I'm still the genie of her breakfast appliances. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1640 |
Oh sure it is more spacious than that old lamp, but the neighbors are real crumbs. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1641 |
You dream of Genie, I dream of a decent cup of coffee. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1642 |
I'm sick of Darjeeling. I want Arabica. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1643 |
Jesus man, when was the last time you cleaned that thing? |
1.2500 |
0.07374 |
60 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
1644 |
It's a time share. |
1.2500 |
0.06981 |
60 |
48 |
9 |
3 |
1645 |
PLEASE open up the lamp, its hot as hell over here! |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1646 |
If you wanted toast, you should've rubbed the breadbox. |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1647 |
I got your coffee maker wish fulfilled. Can I now have my house back ? |
1.2500 |
0.06563 |
60 |
47 |
11 |
2 |
1648 |
We'll, I am sure you've heard of the kitchen magician. |
1.2462 |
0.05814 |
65 |
50 |
14 |
1 |
1649 |
The Roll Is Stuck ! |
1.2459 |
0.06468 |
61 |
48 |
11 |
2 |
1650 |
Trade you the toaster and a wish for the Lamp? |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1651 |
This offers much better connectivity |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1652 |
I'm gong back into the lamp, I can't adjust to this all-electric environment. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1653 |
Did you say gluten free? |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1654 |
To change settings on the lamp, just click the switch one time to the left from "waffles" to "wishes." |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1655 |
Sorry, my GPS has been a little off lately. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1656 |
You get three gluten-free wishes. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1657 |
I know kid, but this model comes with its own elevator. |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1658 |
I know what you asked for...but, I can only give you "the toast of the town"! |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1659 |
Well, I wish that your coffee was fresh. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1660 |
You forgot to blug it in. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1661 |
Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never trust those jokers at Toastmasters. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1662 |
Thank you, for awhile I thought I was toast. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1663 |
Lamps are so yesterday. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1664 |
Thanks for the release. I was burning up in there. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1665 |
This is the only place I can afford since the lamp got genietrified. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1666 |
I'm the built-in appliance genie, making sure your toaster doesn't work too well or last too long. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1667 |
Why would you waste a wish asking for a Pop-Tart? |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1668 |
I'm a "rules were meant to be broken" kinda guy. |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1669 |
. . . and the heat's included. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1670 |
White,Wheat or Sourdough? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1671 |
"The crumbs are gone and I've cleaned the coffee filter; but I can't clean your room- some things even a genie won't do". |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1672 |
Toast's burnt. Sorry, that was your third wish. |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1673 |
I upgraded to a two bedroom with heat. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1674 |
Because it's warmer in there. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1675 |
No. Still my first wish. Starting again. When I toast my parents at their anniversary dinner, I'd like you to fill the air with coloured smoke and sparkly stuff. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1676 |
I'm more accustomed to a warmer climate. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1677 |
Three wishes. Two slices. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1678 |
Uhhhh, I was just getting warmed up in there. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1679 |
You can adjust the darkness of your wishes in this one. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1680 |
Your wish was for a HOT genie. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1681 |
With all my smart new friends , the lamp is passe |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1682 |
That Pop Tart flavor is beyond even my power. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1683 |
O.K. All warmed up now. So, what can I do for you? |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1684 |
Keep rubbing that thing and you’ll be toast |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1685 |
Wishes not questions. It's 2017. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1686 |
I'm sorry. Your appliance is incompatible with our Master's lifestyle. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1687 |
Wishes? No, I just do toast. You want Dennis but he's out to lunch. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1688 |
Let go of my EGO. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1689 |
Sorry, wrong number, rub 123 - 4567 for the coffee genie |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1690 |
You're going to want to give that a minute. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1691 |
Well you wished for a lot of bread didn't you? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1692 |
Try it again. The parental controls don't allow Pop Tarts. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1693 |
Hey, what can I say? The oil lamp is so yesterday. By the way, you need to clean out the crumbs in there. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1694 |
For an extra wish, the Property Brothers upgraded my space. The closets are amazing. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1695 |
I'm the new medical insurance genie for the Republican health plan. What symptom would you like? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1696 |
It's not there. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1697 |
Oh. Because with this, I get wi-fi! |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1698 |
I'll take it! I'd been looking to upsize for centuries. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1699 |
Shall I butter it too ? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1700 |
Just nothing about the MTA |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1701 |
Wishing that I lived in the toaster was not your best option. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1702 |
No the rule is: The one thing you cannot wish for is more bread. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1703 |
$5,000 is a bit much for a 2 bedroom. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1704 |
Oh yeah. Lamps are going thru a real gentrification situation right now. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1705 |
I can grant you one of three settings-light, medium or dark |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1706 |
With great power comes the need to be connected to the power. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1707 |
Sorry, we no longer grant wishes, but I can offer you evenly toasted bagels in six delightful flavors. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1708 |
I'm lovin' my new vacation rental, but I'm glad you called. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1709 |
Don't complain. If it were 1990 this could be a sitcom. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1710 |
I was out with the guys last night and forgot where I was. Guess you could say I got Toasted!! |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1711 |
Can we see what IKEA has? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1712 |
Your wish is my command. Rye, raisin, or whole wheat? |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1713 |
I'm outta 7-grain. You want rye? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1714 |
Sorry, as Genie of the Toaster I can only fulfill your wishes for level of darkness. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1715 |
I liked the lamp, but this is a sanctuary toaster. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1716 |
Honey or Jam? |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1717 |
Spit it out kid,I don't have a green card, this toaster is my last chance to stick around. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1718 |
Onion or cinnamon? |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1719 |
Toasters are the new lamps. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1720 |
I'm getting good money for doing "pop-ups"! |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1721 |
If you rub me the wrong way, I won't let go of your Eggo. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1722 |
Can we check out a four slicer with a downtown view next? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1723 |
Yeah? Well I'm wishing for something other than decaf right now. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1724 |
You have three choices---light, dark or bagel setting. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1725 |
Do you have any Earl Grey? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1726 |
Poppin' Fresh? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1727 |
Take it from me. Rub that lamp and you'll be toast. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1728 |
Are you nuts? Clean your own toaster! |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1729 |
'It's not in there , do you want me to check the coffeee machine ?' |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1730 |
My three wishes consist of whole wheat, sourdough and rye. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1731 |
You try living without heat in the winter |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1732 |
You have one remaining appliance request left. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1733 |
The heat went out in my lamp. |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1734 |
We're re-branding. Hand-rubbed lamps are uncomfortably suggestive. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1735 |
You rub me the wrong way. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1736 |
After I left the lamp I changed my name to Bernie...get it? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1737 |
Your only wish is for better coffee? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1738 |
Keep the lamp. I found a new home that's warmer. |
1.2414 |
0.05668 |
58 |
44 |
14 |
0 |
1739 |
On the bright side - I just pop out instead of rubbing the lamp. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1740 |
Sorry kid. Your wishes have been limited to light, medium, or burnt. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1741 |
I wish you'd polish something else. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1742 |
When the boy wished for help waking for the school bus in the morning, the lazy genie condescendingly pointed toward the coffeemaker. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1743 |
I'm still a step up from the Genie of the Dishwasher; with him you only get three dishes. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1744 |
Next time you clean the toaster. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1745 |
If you're done polishing the lamp can you make another pot of coffee? |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1746 |
Not wishes. Choices. Rye, wheat, or white? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1747 |
The microwave was full. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1748 |
Just once I wish you'd take *my* wishes into account! |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1749 |
Sorry, kid. The lamp is plastic and I live in a toaster---so no wishes. But I CAN offer you $10 in Kohl cash. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1750 |
Frankly, that's an offensive stereotype. Plus, you can't get 4G in a lamp. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1751 |
Just tell your mother you burnt the toast |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1752 |
This way, I'm accessible through the Genie app. Plus I get to pop up dramatically instead of materializing out of a puff of smoke. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1753 |
Did or did you not say I was the best thing to happen to you since sliced bread? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1754 |
What, you think your toast just pops up on its own? Let me guess, you also believe no one knows it is you reheating salmon in the microwave every day. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1755 |
Keep it. I'm the toast of the town now. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1756 |
I grant you three wishes - light, burnt, or golden brown. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1757 |
I granted the last guy a skinny, latte, salted caramel, mocca, frappuccino, Americano, Doppio, Espresso so I'm out of soy. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1758 |
I can grant any three wishes...unless you wish for toast. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1759 |
THINK BEYOND POP TARTS !! |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1760 |
I moved to a warmer climate, once I had enough bread to afford it. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1761 |
You calling me your POPTART? |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1762 |
Brilliant idea, kid. Turns out that if you keep me in the toaster you get FOUR wishes. Shall we try the coffee maker next? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1763 |
Genie's have to be plugged in now. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1764 |
It's rent controlled |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1765 |
It's not only more temperate but the pop-up function makes for a perfectly accessible exit. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1766 |
Be very specific -- or you get toast. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1767 |
I'll give you a fourth wish if you rub the coffee pot. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1768 |
Look, I'll grant you three wishes but you have to clean the crumb tray |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1769 |
'I've clearly been burned in this deal.' |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1770 |
I was trying to get out of my comfort zone |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1771 |
I'm toast? Is that your wish? |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1772 |
Yeah, I know. But it's my winter house. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1773 |
This is much less cramped. Should've done it 1001 nights ago. |
1.2414 |
0.06179 |
58 |
45 |
12 |
1 |
1774 |
I identify more with the toaster |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1775 |
As you wished but I’m toast. You’ll have to make your own coffee. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1776 |
White buns only look good on hamburgers. |
1.2414 |
0.07090 |
58 |
47 |
8 |
3 |
1777 |
Keep your lamp ... This is all electric , and I only have to grant two wishes ... |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1778 |
I couldn't pass it up. Heat and trash included and the cafe next door has Free Trade French Roast. |
1.2414 |
0.06650 |
58 |
46 |
10 |
2 |
1779 |
Rub it again. My wives are in the coffee. |
1.2414 |
0.07505 |
58 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
1780 |
Toaster's fixed. That's one. Want me to work on the coffeemaker? |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
1781 |
Master, Please don't request onion bagels again. |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
1782 |
I thought you'd be happy for me. |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
1783 |
I'm sorry I'm only IOS 10.3. IOS 11 is the coffee pot. |
1.2373 |
0.06549 |
59 |
47 |
10 |
2 |
1784 |
Next time, rub harder. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1785 |
I'd wish for a Keurig if I were you. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1786 |
I was cold, so I spent the night in the toaster. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1787 |
Have you ever had Bailey's with coffee? I'd wish for that if I was you, but whatever, you do you. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1788 |
You wouldn't believe who I met in the crumb tray. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1789 |
Do you have any vacancies in your lamp? This place is crumby. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1790 |
Two Pop-Tarts counts as two wishes. Wish carefully. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1791 |
Let me get this straight. Instead of world peace or a billion dollars, you want a lifetime supply of Pop Tarts? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1792 |
It's toastier in here. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1793 |
You'll need a different last wish; this only holds two slices. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1794 |
I upgraded to a contemporary two bedroom unit |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1795 |
No coffee before your wish? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1796 |
Upgrading to wireless was huge mistake. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1797 |
I can't grant you three wishes, but I can grant you three slices. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1798 |
Sorry, missed my stop. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1799 |
It's got wi-fi |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1800 |
Hey,I'm on vacation! |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1801 |
Master-Schmaster! I'm staying in here until you get the heat in the lamp fixed. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1802 |
"FYI, were out of bagels"! |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1803 |
Sorry, but I need my coffee first. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1804 |
Okay...so your bagels will no longer get stuck. But now wouldn't you rather have a million dollars than just "a decent cup of coffee"? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1805 |
Technically, your first wish was for toast. Whole wheat and peanut butter are extra. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1806 |
Well, popping out was a long time ago. I popup now. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1807 |
I pop out to the toaster, that's the coffee creamer. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1808 |
It's crossover technology. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1809 |
Our attorneys say just until we decide who gets the lamp. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1810 |
Wait, did you wish for white, wheat, or rye? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1811 |
I thought you wished for being a Toastmaster. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1812 |
What were you expecting, pop-tart? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1813 |
You rubbed the wrong thing, buddy! |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1814 |
Surprised ? Look around young man because you never know what's in store with all this new stuff. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1815 |
Do you mind changing the settings to low heat? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1816 |
You make a wish. I'll make a toast. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1817 |
They tied me up and left me on ‘bagel.’ |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1818 |
Sorry, our new union rules limit you to just one wish. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1819 |
What? You've never heard of a kitchen genie? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1820 |
Before you start with your 3 wishes, I need coffee stat...what? No Kuerig?? Okay, so you have 2 wishes left. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1821 |
This one features a tanning bed. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1822 |
When I said I wish you could pop up when I need you, I didn't mean this. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1823 |
Thanks. It was about to get hot in there. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1824 |
The microwave genie grants faster wishes. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1825 |
Hey, I was cold |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1826 |
You think you could plug in the toaster? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1827 |
I'm doing you a favor. No more rubbing. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1828 |
You could have given me a "heads up" about the blender. |
1.2321 |
0.07641 |
56 |
47 |
5 |
4 |
1829 |
Thanks, it was getting a little toasty in there. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1830 |
Sorry, but I'm just your're toaster's Siri update. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1831 |
Why did you waste your wish on a home cooked breakfast, when you could have gone out to any fast food restaurant? |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1832 |
After your last wish backfired, you said I was toast, remember? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1833 |
I'm past due for an oil change. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1834 |
I decided to winterize my home... |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1835 |
No rubbing required! Just set it on "bagel." |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1836 |
People don't rub a hot surface as much. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1837 |
You can't ask for more slices. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1838 |
Say goodbye to bachelor life; this will make the greatest avocado toast. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1839 |
I said, "give me the things I want THE MOST- not to toast! |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1840 |
I'm all turned around, do you know how to get to the blender? |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1841 |
You did wish for smart appliances |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1842 |
Sorry, I can't make the perfect toast for you either |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1843 |
Two heated bedrooms? I'll take it. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1844 |
We all have wishes that end us up in the toaster if we aren't careful. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1845 |
My wife got everything in the divorce except for this toaster and that coffeemaker, so don't pester me with your lame 3 wishes. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1846 |
Since it's your last wish, I'd probably go a little deeper. Maybe instead of, 'toast,' you should wish for, 'buttered toast.' |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1847 |
" Burning your brothers' toast is NOT a good wish choice". |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1848 |
It has internet |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1849 |
Where is my toaster strudel? |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1850 |
Sorry, I was having breakfast. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1851 |
I haven't even had my coffee yet! |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1852 |
"You rub the lamp & I pop up!"? |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1853 |
The dry heat is better for my allergies. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1854 |
So you see, after your third wish, I'm toast.. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1855 |
Catch up son. Genies moved from static electricity to alternating current when your great grand parents were your age. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1856 |
Newest App |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1857 |
It's not that I didn't like the lamp, but you can't beat my new place for making crostini. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1858 |
Use that as your Neti Pot and I'll move back in." |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1859 |
Homeland Security is cracking down on lamps. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1860 |
Bob had always dreamed of becoming a toastmaster... |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1861 |
Sorry, I was on vacation on the west toast. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1862 |
Love the bronze lamp. Back in the day . . . |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1863 |
You'll need a power strip before making the third wish. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1864 |
You should see how much the coffee pot charges for rent. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1865 |
you get three wishes, but we're out of pumpernickel." |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1866 |
Toasted to an even doneness edge to edge? Impossible! |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1867 |
I got stuck in the crumb tray. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1868 |
I can also clean the coffee maker, if you wish. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1869 |
Look kid, each slice counts as a wish. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1870 |
I spend my winters there. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1871 |
You've no idea how cold it gets in that lamp! |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1872 |
I disobeyed; that’s why I’m toast. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1873 |
The pop up thing is much quicker and more up to date. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1874 |
Hey, you rubbed me the wrong way. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1875 |
Sorry to startle you but I just had to get away from my life as a diaper genie. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1876 |
I'm a brand ambassador, kid. I go where the bread is. |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1877 |
I fixed the coffee maker and now the toaster. One more wish left. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1878 |
You have one of three wishes. Light, medium, or dark toast? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1879 |
Can I borrow a wish? I think Joe DiMaggio's still in the Mr. Coffee. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1880 |
OK. I got out the bagel you stuffed in there. And your last wish? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1881 |
Forget the lamp, I've moved to where it's ...pardon the pun, toastier. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1882 |
Look, you've already burned through one wish. Bagel or waffle? |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1883 |
Are you wondering what happened to your english muffin? |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1884 |
It's a smart toaster |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1885 |
Who are you calling a pop tart? |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1886 |
The GPS took me to the toaster. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1887 |
There is nothing wrong with the address; it was the GPS. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1888 |
I prefer electrical heating to oil. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1889 |
Don't tell me you forgot how to make toast again! |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1890 |
either get me a wi-fi connection or push me back in |
1.2321 |
0.07203 |
56 |
46 |
7 |
3 |
1891 |
I don't do Pop-Tarts, kid. Try me for stone-ground gluten-free multi-grain whole wheat. |
1.2321 |
0.05693 |
56 |
43 |
13 |
0 |
1892 |
It's not exactly traditional, but you can't beat the cost of living. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1893 |
The toaster had wi-fi. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1894 |
I don't do breakfast. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1895 |
The heating system is better. |
1.2321 |
0.06237 |
56 |
44 |
11 |
1 |
1896 |
So... I found Aladdin this kitchen. |
1.2321 |
0.06738 |
56 |
45 |
9 |
2 |
1897 |
I've relocated; it's toasty in there. |
1.2281 |
0.06140 |
57 |
45 |
11 |
1 |
1898 |
Anything except that the toast comes out the same way every time. |
1.2281 |
0.07088 |
57 |
47 |
7 |
3 |
1899 |
Sorry I couldn't fix your oven... But here's a toaster. |
1.2281 |
0.06140 |
57 |
45 |
11 |
1 |
1900 |
Son, I just burned my ass on a hot wire. If you want avocado on your toast, you can put it there yourself. |
1.2258 |
0.06264 |
62 |
50 |
10 |
2 |
1901 |
Kid, If it's not in the toaster, i don't know where the fuck it is. It's not in the toaster or the coffee maker. I am a genie, I can just make you a new penis, you know? |
1.2241 |
0.07396 |
58 |
49 |
5 |
4 |
1902 |
Don't you wish we had some bagels? |
1.2241 |
0.05523 |
58 |
45 |
13 |
0 |
1903 |
Hi Ali, I’m your Baba |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1904 |
I thought you said this was crummy. It's actually quite toasty! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1905 |
Ask for a sesame bagel and you will get a sesame bagel. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1906 |
As for your first wish, your new toaster will arrive within three business days. Free shipping. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1907 |
My bottle is going condo. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1908 |
Don't waste another wish. That toast just isn't coming about. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1909 |
You need to upgrade. Two left. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1910 |
Welcome, I am your Toastmaster today! The theme of our meeting is lamps. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1911 |
Ask them to change the filter already! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1912 |
I checked it, kid. There ain't no pop tart in there. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1913 |
This one is roomy with a burnt smell I can get used to. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1914 |
What did you expect, when you rub me the wrong way? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1915 |
Sorry kid, but putting me here was your parents idea. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1916 |
The lamp is old news. I like to pop up anywhere. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1917 |
Next time unplug the damn toaster. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1918 |
At least it's a duplex. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1919 |
The sauna's okay but you need to clean the hot tub. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1920 |
Do three wishes by the end of this week, or I'm toast. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
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10 |
1 |
1921 |
Listen, I can take the heat. Toaster Genie. Coffee Genie, bring it. Either one's an improvement over being the Diaper Genie for 25 years. |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
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4 |
4 |
1922 |
The duplex feature was nice, but the lamp is just more roomy. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1923 |
Let's try this again. |
1.2222 |
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6 |
3 |
1924 |
Forget about the wishes, I’m toast. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
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44 |
8 |
2 |
1925 |
You still get the wishes, kid—the damn lamp just rubs me the wrong way. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
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43 |
10 |
1 |
1926 |
Granted, but first, can I get a fresh pot? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
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44 |
8 |
2 |
1927 |
Whew! That was a long nap. Can you crank up that coffee pot? |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1928 |
I foresee a blown breaker in your near future |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
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43 |
10 |
1 |
1929 |
Decaf will cost you another wish. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
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12 |
0 |
1930 |
You can wish all you want, but nothin's gonna happen 'cause I'm still on their 'No-Fly List'! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1931 |
I'm supposed to grant you three wishes, but I'm way too toasted. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1932 |
What? This is my new pop-up shop. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
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43 |
10 |
1 |
1933 |
OK, homework, sure. Right. But first- these Pop Tarts are incredible. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
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43 |
10 |
1 |
1934 |
...and you were expecting Pop-Tarts? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1935 |
I took a hundred shits in your toaster. |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
54 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
1936 |
Three? That's nothing. I'll give you 4 wishes and throw in a perfectly toasted sesame bagel at no extra charge. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1937 |
OK, the element is fixed. You have two left. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1938 |
I'm just checking out some modern options to update my image. After all, that lamp IS over 2000 years old. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1939 |
Heat is included with the rent. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1940 |
It's the 21st century. Genies aren't confined to "bottles" |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1941 |
Eliminate cockroaches? Sorry, I do't do miracles. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1942 |
We've gone electronic |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1943 |
You're out of the Arabic Roast. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1944 |
Because the toaster has Bluetooth. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1945 |
Come on, kid. I fixed the toaster and the coffee maker. Are you sure you want to spend your third on the can opener? You want to check with your parents? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1946 |
Market testing shows this just works better than the lamp. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1947 |
Toast or coffee would be the most easy for me. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1948 |
More square footage, upgraded heating, and free continental breakfast. What's not to like? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1949 |
Now that I'm dry after going through the dishwasher, let's have coffee. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1950 |
Just one wish. Dark roast! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1951 |
Your wish is granted. Your toaster will now work. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1952 |
Three bagels this morning, eh? What's with the lamp? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1953 |
Are you sure you want No. 3 to be artisanal toast? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1954 |
I can't simply pop up out of thin air. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1955 |
I tried, but I can't make DiMaggio appear in a Mets uniform. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1956 |
I am the genie of the toaster. You now can select to toast either a Croissant, Beignet or Bagel. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1957 |
Give back my lamp or you'll be toast. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1958 |
If you empty the crumb tray, I'll give you an extra wish. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1959 |
Ask quickly, I need to go back tanning. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1960 |
All I was saying was I thought you could make a better wish than that. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1961 |
White,Wheat or Sourdough? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1962 |
I can help you with the toaster, Chief, but the coffee maker's a different genie. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1963 |
coffee genie is here at your service |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1964 |
Try unplugging the coffee maker this time! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1965 |
Hey, your bagel's ready |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1966 |
I moved in to a duplex. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1967 |
Darin, you really are old school with this whole lamp rubbing thing. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1968 |
White, whole wheat, pumpernickel, a lighter rye, perhaps, or sourdough? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1969 |
I'm sorry son, you need an electrician not a geni. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1970 |
Yes, light, dark, or bagel setting? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1971 |
I'll trade you one more wish for the toaster. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1972 |
Ok I unstuck your toaster strudel ask me two more wishes |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1973 |
Thanks kid, I do take tea with my toast. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1974 |
No, a regular coffee and a bagel with a shmear does not count as a wish. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1975 |
What am I, Prince Charles? I don't do English muffins. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1976 |
I'll just be a minute. I'm wrapping up a visit with my shrink. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1977 |
They raised the rent on me. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1978 |
OK...I cleaned the inside of the toaster. What's your next wish? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1979 |
Plug it in, out comes Jinn! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1980 |
No, but I can make your toast bigger. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1981 |
And I wish you would make some coffee. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1982 |
It's not ideal but it's rent controlled |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1983 |
There are more amenities and the crumbs add whimsy that is simply not part of the lamp decor. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1984 |
If you need me, rub the lamp, but I use the toaster to charge my phone. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1985 |
Really, kid, you're gonna waste your first wish on the Pop Tart warming up faster? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
1986 |
Your mother wished I'd clean the toaster... |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1987 |
"I've looked and looked and I can't figure out why one side toasts quicker than the other. What's your next wish? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1988 |
Hey, kid, how 'bout taking me off the 'extra dark' setting...it's hot in there! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1989 |
You gotta move with the times. My cousin comes out of a computer mouse... |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1990 |
World peace, true love, more wishes and/or unlimited Chocotastic Pop-Tarts |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1991 |
I don't do pop tarts |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1992 |
You give me forced air heat and I'll consider returning. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
1993 |
Do you prefer your wishes light or dark? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1994 |
Actually, you only get two wishes plus a toasted bialy with a schmear. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1995 |
I toast three shades. You want three brews, ask Mr. Coffee. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1996 |
You said you wanted toast this morning -- that was your third wish! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1997 |
How would you like your bagel? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
1998 |
You're allowed one additional appliance wish. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
1999 |
Sorry, she already used the last one: "Elvis on a piece of toast". |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2000 |
I hope you don't mind that I drank your coffee. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2001 |
You want a Pop Tart? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2002 |
OK, the toaster makes me pop out faster, but that was your third wish. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2003 |
If I knew what a Latte was, I would gladly prepare you one! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2004 |
I'm doing genie Popups now. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2005 |
If you're going to force me to live back in the toaster, don't throw it in the bathtub again. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2006 |
Behold the power of MiFi |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2007 |
I moved in to a duplex. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2008 |
Fooled ya'. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2009 |
You need to keep the lamp in a warmer spot. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2010 |
Sorry I'm late, I was using the sauna. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2011 |
These plugged-in appliances are consuming phantom power. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2012 |
I am so glad to get out. It is crummy in there. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2013 |
'Bachelor party' |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2014 |
I'd have to retro-fit. I've moved into small appliances. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2015 |
I can make gluten good for you, but i draw the line at nutella. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2016 |
Toasters are harder to hack. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2017 |
Can I get you some toast and coffee, I do a great short black? You can't make wishes on an empty stomach! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2018 |
You can have 3 wishes for your toast - bread, bagel or English muffin! |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2019 |
Yeah, sorry, I was in the bathroom... |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2020 |
Not bad, bigger than my current spot. Heat and hot water included? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2021 |
Your wish for the perfect toast is complete. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2022 |
This one has central heating |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2023 |
You're on Bluetooth. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2024 |
Be patient Al. I've never freed a bagel before. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2025 |
Google maps gave me an alternative route. I saved you a full rub. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2026 |
Why the toaster? I lost a dunk contest to Kazaam. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2027 |
This one has built-in heating. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2028 |
Kid, Amazon delivers breakfast now. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2029 |
OK, kid, ruin my reputation. I'm toast! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2030 |
I can grant you 2 toasts at a time. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2031 |
I'm your breakfast genie, do you wish to have coffee with your toast. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2032 |
Glad you called. It was getting toasty in here! |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2033 |
I do the PopTarts -you put on the coffee. What's so hard to understand? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2034 |
Can you come back in five minutes, I'm kind of doing stuff. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2035 |
I made you coffee, you made me toast! Now give me back my lamp! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2036 |
Your wish is my command -- but let's keep it in the 21st Century, Lamp Boy. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2037 |
I'm boycotting oil. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2038 |
I gotta get some of those bun warmers. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2039 |
Is it just me, or is it a bit toasty in here? |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2040 |
I upgraded to central heating |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2041 |
Working on my tan. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2042 |
Sorry for the confusion, but I love the warmth. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2043 |
That's it? Three slices of wheat toast? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2044 |
Sorry kid, even I can't get this out. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2045 |
It tends to heat up in the morning, but rent is way cheaper. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2046 |
I NEED YOU TO REDUCE THE HEAT IN HERE!! |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2047 |
Another genius transition from oil to electricity. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2048 |
Way better and I get free coffee anytime I want! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2049 |
You gotta ask Mr. Coffee for anything at this hour. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2050 |
Yeah, and I wish they'd fix the goddam coffee-maker - we all got problems, bub! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2051 |
Your wishes are toast. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2052 |
What can I say, it's toastier in there. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2053 |
Whole wheat, rye or sourdough. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2054 |
I just wish you had some organic fair trade medium roast with low acidity |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2055 |
You can have three wishes but they all must involve toast, bagels or Eggo waffles. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2056 |
Gentrification. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2057 |
I had a chill |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2058 |
Relax, kid, you're not Alladin and I didn't come out of your magic lamp. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2059 |
Your pop-tart is ready and you have only two more wishes. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2060 |
It's toasty in there! |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2061 |
Do me a favor, wish for more toaster strudel. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2062 |
Try rubbing the lamp. Maybe your Pop Tart is in there. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2063 |
Too hot, burnt my vest, can we unplug it? |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2064 |
Al, try to keep up! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2065 |
Butter and Jam is going to count for two wishes. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2066 |
Does it come in brass? |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2067 |
Really? You want to use your last wish on coffee? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2068 |
The All-Electric option is wa-ay overrated; I'm moving back into the lamp! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2069 |
Sorry, we're out of sesame. |
1.2222 |
0.07782 |
54 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
2070 |
I will grant you three toaster settings: light, medium or dark. Choose wisely. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2071 |
Light or dark? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2072 |
Lamps were not nimble enough...now we do Pop-up Genie Shops |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2073 |
You need to wish for some cream. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2074 |
Sorry, I was cold; on a different note, your toast is done. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2075 |
No thanks, I prefer this duplex. It has radiant heating. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2076 |
What, can't you see I'm out visiting a friend? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2077 |
After September, I can be reached at my winter home. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2078 |
There's nothing wrong with the toaster. The problem's with your outlet. Next wish! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2079 |
Sorry, I got on the wrong train! |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2080 |
A centrally located lamp gets a lot of hits on AirBnB. The coffeemaker's already booked through to Christmas. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2081 |
Long Term Care Insurance, you got it. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2082 |
Genies don’t materialize out of lamps. That’s fake news, Jimmy. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2083 |
Rent was just skyrocketing in the lamp. Want to check out the new digs? |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2084 |
Look kid, it's just warmer in there. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2085 |
Upgrade. |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2086 |
I know I am at your command. You still can't get your toast done a "7" on one side, and a "4" on the other. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2087 |
Sorry, it's regime change, infidel. I'm too tech-savvy for that now. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2088 |
Immortality? How about cinnamon sugar? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2089 |
Light, dark or very dark, sire? |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2090 |
No thanks, the toaster has wi-fi. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2091 |
A crock pot would be nice; we are a family of eight. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2092 |
Can it wait until my Pop-Tart is done? |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2093 |
They got central heating. |
1.2222 |
0.07320 |
54 |
45 |
6 |
3 |
2094 |
Thanks for letting me move kid - the central heating in this one is nice, but I prefer the hot tub in the other. |
1.2222 |
0.05711 |
54 |
42 |
12 |
0 |
2095 |
Technical difficulties ! |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2096 |
You wished the Genie to 'pop up' |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2097 |
Sorry lad, my hands are full trying to fix this thing |
1.2222 |
0.06826 |
54 |
44 |
8 |
2 |
2098 |
Yeah, see, we just use the wires now. Sometimes even get a snack on the way. |
1.2222 |
0.06293 |
54 |
43 |
10 |
1 |
2099 |
Okay, now do you think I'm hot? |
1.2203 |
0.06867 |
59 |
49 |
7 |
3 |
2100 |
The toaster is rent controlled the lamp was not. |
1.2200 |
0.06571 |
50 |
40 |
9 |
1 |
2101 |
Butter and syrup? That's all you want? |
1.2182 |
0.06191 |
55 |
44 |
10 |
1 |
2102 |
The last wish I granted was, "you're toast." |
1.2167 |
0.07551 |
60 |
52 |
3 |
5 |
2103 |
I'll give you an extra wish if you clean out that toaster! |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2104 |
Sorry but I had to charge my phone. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2105 |
You wished for a breakfast cook. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2106 |
That's just a teapot. Try rubbing the 'Mr. Coffee'. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2107 |
Can't help ya kid, just signed a new lease. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2108 |
Forget the lamp, next time you need me rub the toaster. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2109 |
Thanks kid. I've been stuck on the bagel setting for 2000 years. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2110 |
This is nothing, the Genie next door can print a 3D picture of Barbara Eden on HIS toast. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2111 |
I took care of that other guy. He's toast. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2112 |
Three wishes and all you want is a good cup of coffee?! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2113 |
Who wished for sesame toast? |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2114 |
Pop-up genie, at your service, tips appreciated. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2115 |
Jiffy Pop Corn and I don't care if it's a toaster. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2116 |
I miss living alone. My new roommates are a bunch of squares. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2117 |
Not now, kid, I'm doing Dim Sum with Mr Coffee. Ok, we're gay. It's 2017, you know. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2118 |
Not a chance. My place has central heat and it's close to a Starbucks. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2119 |
I am here to grant you three dishes. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2120 |
Sorry, I thought you knew this is where I winter. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2121 |
You still believe global warming isn't man made? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2122 |
Where did you go? It gets hot as hell in there. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2123 |
Master! Using all my powers, I have created for you a toaster and a coffee maker. What is your third wish? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2124 |
didn't you ever wonder why you're not allowed to put bagels in there? it isn't because they don't fit. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2125 |
Sorry Pop Tarts are not an option. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2126 |
Does FEMA say it's ok to come back now? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2127 |
But the toaster has WiFi. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2128 |
Are you sure you want to waste a wish on a toaster-waffle? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2129 |
Well, the wi-fi can be spotty but heat's included in the rent. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2130 |
Sorry kid. You get to decide only on what type of toast. Your mom says that's magic enough. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2131 |
That's passé. We're more scientific now. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2132 |
O.K. final wish: The million dollars, or a blender? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2133 |
Sorry, it's a two slice toaster. You have just one more. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2134 |
You have three choices: light, medium, or dark. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2135 |
Sorry, for gluten free try the deli across the street. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2136 |
This is nothing. Abdul, the Hiphite, was cursed with a Port-O-Let, |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2137 |
I already gave three wishes, low, medium or high.. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2138 |
Would you like butter or cream with your final wish? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2139 |
I'll grant you three bagels. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2140 |
I am the Genie of the Toast, Master. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2141 |
Sorry, I went to the loo. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2142 |
Look, kid, you can rub that thing all you want--I'm still the genie of breakfast appliances. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2143 |
You must be the new guy. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2144 |
My kid is moving back in after college, I just thought that there would be more privacy than in that old one room lamp. This even has heat control AND a working lift? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2145 |
Don't bother me, kid. I'm at my winter home. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2146 |
The rent went up on the lamp, so I'm subleasing in the toaster. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2147 |
No. Single slice only. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2148 |
Can you hear me NOW? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2149 |
Tell your mother to stop burning the toast!! |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2150 |
Thankfully I popped, last week I dripped. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2151 |
Mom won't find you here... She's on keto. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2152 |
My apologies, Master. I am making pizza. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2153 |
I shall grant you three toasts. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2154 |
Perfect timing with the lamp. My lease is up. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2155 |
Back in the lantern? My mistake. I'll give you one more. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2156 |
1 in 5 genies had their home uprooted by Hurricane Joe, donate your vessel to help genies in need. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2157 |
The lamp is no good, you gotta use facial recognition from now on. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2158 |
For this last wish, make sure the bagels are from New York. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2159 |
Siri gave me the wrong directions! |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2160 |
They modernized the workforce. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2161 |
Where did you think I'd come from, the coffee pot. Get with the program kid, that Genie in the lamp is getting old. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2162 |
That's all well and good, but how about my toast? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2163 |
I moved to a two bedroom with heat included. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2164 |
First of all, I wished it for myself. And that's not what I meant by toasted. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2165 |
No can do- I've been gluten free for a million years. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2166 |
Ok if I crash in the toaster for a few days? I don't know who the last genie was, but he left the lamp a total mess. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2167 |
Lamps are so old turban. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2168 |
Where's the butter? The toast is done. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2169 |
The lamp? I think not! You have your wishes; I have mine. I'm thinking an espresso machine would be nice. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2170 |
We've upgraded. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2171 |
No no no, you want the other guy. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2172 |
I'm just a variation of a "ghost in the machine". |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2173 |
Didn't they offer you a service contract on the lamp? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2174 |
OK, here's your toaster. One wish left... |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2175 |
For an eternity there I thought I was toast! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2176 |
I didn't think you would mind since we went Solar. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2177 |
It's simple, I'm adjusting for climate change. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2178 |
You see, MY wish was to be the toast of the town. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2179 |
Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. Still figuring out this new hybrid technology. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2180 |
I'm not ready to downsize to the lamp. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2181 |
I have to go back for the bread |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2182 |
What are you, an old man? It's all automatic now... |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2183 |
I only serve Toastmasters; to find another genie, unplug the toaster. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2184 |
Master, you have three wishes to chose from: light toast, dark toast, or coffee. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2185 |
Based on appearances, your toast is in that bottle. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2186 |
If you wish for me to cool off in the fridge, you will still have two more wishes. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2187 |
I was in the fridge 'till they hiked the rent. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2188 |
What?! I was ready for something more modern? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2189 |
You going uptown? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2190 |
It's not worth fixing. Get a new one. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2191 |
Ya get three wishes, Shorty, but make it snappy, my butt's on fire. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2192 |
Wish again, the "perfect toaster" doesn't exist. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2193 |
That kid that was bullying you at school? He's toast! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2194 |
I went from your antique lamp to this old automatic drip brewer but then one morning I "woke up and smelled the coffee". |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2195 |
I personally enjoy the smell of toast more. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2196 |
No thanks, I'm a beer man myself. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2197 |
You want all those crumbs cleared out? What am I, a magician? |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2198 |
I've updated with technology! I need to be charged! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2199 |
That was your third wish. I'm toast. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2200 |
No, this is way better. The most difficult wish I've had to deal with so far is not burning Jerry in Accounting's pop tart. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2201 |
With everyone going gluten-free, I figured I'd be safer in here. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2202 |
Ok kid, I'll take it but on wishes we're down to Reheat Defrost and Bagel. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2203 |
Hey kid, I wish that you'd unplug these appliances when you're not using them. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2204 |
I suppose you want a juicer for your third wish. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2205 |
I will grant you three wishes as long as the final one is to make that lamp my new home. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2206 |
I'm Gene from Appliances- can I help you? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2207 |
I traded up. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2208 |
Yeah, well Kid.....I wish I had a better way to get some bread myself..... |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2209 |
This is really just bling bling |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2210 |
Yes master. White, wheat or rye? |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2211 |
This always happens when you use the toaster and coffee maker at the same time. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2212 |
Listen, son, you can rub that lamp if you want but genies have moved on from low-tech. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2213 |
If you tell this guy to Lego my Eggo, I'll give you an extra wish. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2214 |
You're out of coffee and I'm from Sumatra. We got a deal? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2215 |
Your wish is my command: poppy seeds or everything? |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2216 |
You better wish to get that tea out of my lamp. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2217 |
When they said I'd be the "Toast of the Town" I was going in a whole different direction! |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2218 |
This new one has wifi. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2219 |
But you cannot ask for even colored toast |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2220 |
Look, everyone's got a side gig these days. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2221 |
Lose the genie bottle. I'm moving in with Alexa. |
1.2157 |
0.07574 |
51 |
43 |
5 |
3 |
2222 |
You set it on "dark". What did you expect? |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2223 |
Give me another. Once the pop-tart breaks, there's really nothing you can do. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2224 |
Instead of rubbing the lamp, you push the toast lever. We've switched to solar. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2225 |
I wanted a bagel. |
1.2157 |
0.05817 |
51 |
40 |
11 |
0 |
2226 |
Lamps are so 2400 BC. |
1.2157 |
0.06456 |
51 |
41 |
9 |
1 |
2227 |
I will grant you three dishes. |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2228 |
Magic lantern? I wish! And you should see how the Genies in Economy Coach have to travel! |
1.2157 |
0.07037 |
51 |
42 |
7 |
2 |
2229 |
The secret origin of toaster strudel. |
1.2143 |
0.07078 |
56 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
2230 |
OK, I got the crumbs. You get two more. |
1.2143 |
0.06091 |
56 |
45 |
10 |
1 |
2231 |
No, you get nothing. Now, stop your toast from burning the house down, fix me a latte, and knock off the LSD. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2232 |
You need to turn up the thermostat. |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2233 |
I know if I don't produce I am toast |
1.2115 |
0.06344 |
52 |
42 |
9 |
1 |
2234 |
made in china ! baba |
1.2105 |
0.06497 |
57 |
47 |
8 |
2 |
2235 |
Sorry I'm late. I was just on a quick spa break. |
1.2075 |
0.06793 |
53 |
44 |
7 |
2 |
2236 |
Thanks for not rubbing one out in the bathroom! |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
2237 |
Because Poptarts. |
1.2075 |
0.06236 |
53 |
43 |
9 |
1 |
2238 |
Could'a been a Keurig... |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2239 |
And I wish you'd let me finish breakfast. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2240 |
Never forget that no two states under the same constraints but with different internal energies can be connected by a reversible adiabatic path. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2241 |
This way, I can rent out the other side. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2242 |
Are you trying to kill me, or what? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2243 |
I like that it's a two bedroom, but what happens when it's plugged in? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2244 |
Sorry,the coffee genie was taken. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2245 |
Kid, I'm on vacation. It's been centuries since I've gotten a good tan! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2246 |
Yes a touchscreen would use up your only wish. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2247 |
No,Ben, now I'm constantly plugged in. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2248 |
The only wish I can grant is that your toast doesn't get burned. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2249 |
I wish you'd make some coffee. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2250 |
Toast, coffee, and one last wish. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2251 |
Sorry, the flying carpet is toast. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2252 |
Listen kid, when I say 'I'm toast' quit rubbing the damned lamp. Okay? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2253 |
I needed a change of scenery. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2254 |
Least you can do is make me some coffee. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2255 |
It great for my arthritis, Iam not getting any younger. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2256 |
It is true that regular Genies offer 3 wishes, but Toast Genie only has 2 slots. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2257 |
No free bagels for breakfast any more? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2258 |
Make the damn wish! Or else you're toast. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2259 |
I needed a two bedroom and heating was included. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2260 |
I didn't think I'd ever get out once everyone went gluten-free. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2261 |
We are no longer dependent on foreign oil. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2262 |
Maybe use your last wish to bring your parents back together instead? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2263 |
This one is only comes with two wishes. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2264 |
No way dude. This coffee maker's worth three of those tea pots. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2265 |
Can you please give me that back so I can go home. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2266 |
I'm toast. You have to rub countrclockwise for Java |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2267 |
It's much warmer in there |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2268 |
Don't set it on bagel again! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2269 |
OK kid...my warranty is almost up...try rubbing the coffee maker for a while. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2270 |
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!!!! It gets cold in there... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2271 |
I told you not to rub the toaster! |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2272 |
You got your tea. Now what's your second wish? |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2273 |
You have three choices ... light, medium, and dark. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2274 |
I thought you wished for me to help you stop rubbing it so much. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2275 |
The leprechaun's toasting tiny marshmallows. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2276 |
I'll still grant you three wishes: toast, bagel, or Pop Tart? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2277 |
light, medium or burnt is all you get... |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2278 |
Oh this? This is just my summer home. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2279 |
You can keep that piece of junk... this new model has central heating! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2280 |
You can tell my wife that if she wants me to come home then her sister needs to move out. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2281 |
Before the tripple, venti, soy, no-foam latte; this was all magic. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2282 |
But it's toasty in there.... |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2283 |
Oil lamps burn fossil fuel; we've upgraded to solar panels. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2284 |
Let me tell you about the hot specials of the week. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2285 |
I had to relocate; no power for my cell phone in the lamp. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2286 |
White, rye, or whole wheat? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2287 |
It wasn't plugged in. Okay, you've got one more. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2288 |
Sorry dude, that bagel is really stuck! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2289 |
I suggest you wish the crumbs away from the bottom of the toaster. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2290 |
The extended warranty includes 3 wishes for gluten-free rye bread. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2291 |
I got a heated office with the corporate merger. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2292 |
I needed a duplex. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2293 |
It's call the enchantment of things. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2294 |
No wishes today, I'm not bread for this. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2295 |
The falafel's over there. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2296 |
Toaster's fixed. Second wish? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2297 |
White, wheat, and rye. Do I look like I have bagels? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2298 |
Amazon priced me out of the lamp. I live here now. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2299 |
Tell Eugene in bio-science not to take every procedure so literally. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2300 |
Oh, but Master, lanterns are so passé. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2301 |
The kitchen appliances are all spotless now, young sahib. As a member in good standing of the genie guild it is my duty to suggest that you broaden the scope of your next wish beyond today's chores. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2302 |
I would, but the toaster has central heating. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2303 |
The toaster was imported. Should I be concerned about my immigration status? |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2304 |
Feed the world with a two slice Quisinart? Master, please give the lamp to your mother. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2305 |
Actually this is my girlfriend's place |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2306 |
Alexa has the day off. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2307 |
That's not my ride anymore. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2308 |
Hey, it’s the 21st century. Everyone has to multitask to stay relevant. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2309 |
I'm not a tart. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2310 |
I'm done with the lamp. Next time you want a wish, jiggle the toaster thingy. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2311 |
You have a marvelous little gadget, but it has connectivity issues. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2312 |
I see marijuana is legal in this state. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2313 |
...any kind of toast you want. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2314 |
I've modernized. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2315 |
She got the lamp in the divorce. I'm staying with some friends - gotta be out by breakfast |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2316 |
I was working on my tan! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2317 |
Magic lamps are so passe. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2318 |
This living space is much more comfy and toasty |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2319 |
Well it was either that or the Mr. Coffee. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2320 |
I'm sorry, we are out of bagels. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2321 |
You can grant you three wishes, but one will be slightly burnt. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2322 |
Most kids ask for a smart phone and a car. What's your last wish? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2323 |
Well, generally, yes it's, "Rub the lamp, out I come", but I move to a warmer climate for three months every year. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2324 |
What is it? I was talking to the coffee pot. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2325 |
L'eggo my lampo. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2326 |
Quit your whining, kid. Your three choices are: wheat, white or rye. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2327 |
I've relocated, now how may I help you? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2328 |
Do you know where they keep the filters? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2329 |
You can't summon me. I just pop in from time to time. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2330 |
Electrical, $175 an hour; plumbing $250. Not included in the wishes. You want I should continue, or what? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2331 |
It’s a dry heat |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2332 |
I hope you don't mind if I pop in. My lamp is toast. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2333 |
Coffee, tea, or toast? We're starting to set limits on wishes. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2334 |
Listen, Byron, Get the coffee on and unplug this toaster before my ass is ash! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2335 |
If you want a dirt bike, tell Mommy to stop putting decaf in the coffeemaker. Or get a job and buy it yourself. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2336 |
The heating unit makes the extra rent worth it! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2337 |
The last guy really liked the lamp. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2338 |
I know you wanted a lifetime supply of PopTarts, but your brother Kenny heats his socks in here, so, I will give you a do-over. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2339 |
Did you want avocado on that? |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2340 |
We should upgrade to a Keurig. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2341 |
You should check out my Facebook page. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2342 |
Sorry, I don't have the power to impeach. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2343 |
I needed a place to stay while I redecorate. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2344 |
sorry, I don't do bagels |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2345 |
I'll grant your wish this time, but with interconnectivity no one uses lamps anymore. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2346 |
Did you save the receipt? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2347 |
One time travel wish was all you needed: coffee is brewed, dishes are cleaned, and this jack-in-box makes breakfast. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2348 |
I just pop-up at breakfast time and your culinary wish is my command. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2349 |
Thanks, I'm tired of eating Pop-Tarts... |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2350 |
Dude there are still Sez a Me bagels seeds inside there that you need to clean. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2351 |
I shall grant you any three 'Pop Tarts' that you desire. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2352 |
You called me from the depths of oblivion just to press a button on the coffee machine? |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2353 |
I've joined the 19th Century kid |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2354 |
It's not my place, but if I were you I'd wish for a better breakfast. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2355 |
The lamp isn't heated. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2356 |
This is your last wish! I've popped and I'm tart. Can you be more specific? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2357 |
The good news is I can fix it. The bad news is it'll cost you all 3. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2358 |
You obviously didn't get the Genie upgrade notice. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2359 |
So... Rubbed the coffee pot again? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2360 |
If you saw the genie in the coffee maker, you'd understand the move, bro. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2361 |
I'm a Dreamer and have to leave your lamp. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2362 |
I thought the magic lamp thing had gotten a little cliche. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2363 |
Are you kidding me?! Your Mother doesn't know how to make toast either?! |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2364 |
After two kitchen appliances, your final wish is not my command. Think beyond breakfast. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2365 |
You were expecting toast?" It's coffee, tea or me! |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2366 |
Sorry, if it's not light or dark, I can't help you. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2367 |
I'm living here now. Just can't give up the carbs. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2368 |
Your wish is granted. No more crumbs at the bottom of the toaster. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2369 |
So whole wheat, pumpernickel, and rye? |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2370 |
Kid, I'm a magical genie and you want your toaster fixed... |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2371 |
Very good. Now you're ready to learn toast. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2372 |
I am Genie from the Universe of Things. You are granted three small-appliance wishes. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2373 |
How about you wish for a place that makes a decent bagel? |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2374 |
First, let me thank you for adjusting to light setting. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2375 |
I needed a place with a heater |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2376 |
I can rent out the other side. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2377 |
I am genie 2.0 and I come with a Wifi connection. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2378 |
I'm going to up it to four wishes. That gluten was killing me. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2379 |
You got three choices for your wish kid - You can choose light, medium, or dark |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2380 |
Sure, there are crumbs, but at least I can charge my iPhone. |
1.2041 |
0.07131 |
49 |
41 |
6 |
2 |
2381 |
Just so we're clear, you rub me the wrong way again and your're toast. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2382 |
That's what happens when you rub me the wrong way. |
1.2041 |
0.07704 |
49 |
42 |
4 |
3 |
2383 |
Look kid, you tell your Dad to stop rewiring the house and then we can talk about your 3 wishes! |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2384 |
That's no teapot, but I can conjure up some coffee for you. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2385 |
This doubles as a tanning bed. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2386 |
I fixed the toast but you probably should've just wished for a better breakfast. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2387 |
If you use this to make tea, you're toast. |
1.2041 |
0.06507 |
49 |
40 |
8 |
1 |
2388 |
You should have seen me come out of the coffee pot last time, I was all wet. |
1.2041 |
0.05817 |
49 |
39 |
10 |
0 |
2389 |
With coffee . . . most people go with the combo . . . slice of sourdough, slice of rye. |
1.2037 |
0.06131 |
54 |
44 |
9 |
1 |
2390 |
I know..., I should have wished for a bigger place. Central Heating is quite overrated. |
1.2037 |
0.05532 |
54 |
43 |
11 |
0 |
2391 |
I just got a hot tip for you. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
2392 |
Oh good. You found the lamp. It was getting hot in there. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2393 |
Too late to save the toast, Master |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2394 |
I can't stand that Earl Grey you've been drinking! |
1.2000 |
0.06999 |
50 |
42 |
6 |
2 |
2395 |
I'm an office genie... nobody cares, just so long as I don't appear as burnt microwave popcorn. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2396 |
But at least it's a dry heat. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2397 |
TOAST!#? |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2398 |
Sorry, he moved to Tampa a couple weeks ago. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2399 |
It's how I warm up for really big wishes. |
1.2000 |
0.05714 |
50 |
40 |
10 |
0 |
2400 |
My tea please. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
2401 |
What, you expecting a sesame bagel? |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2402 |
Okay, your math teacher is toast. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2403 |
It's so toasty in here next to that. You mind? |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
2404 |
Sorry, sorry, I was looking for a bit more space. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2405 |
I wish I could help, but I don't do beverages. |
1.1961 |
0.06871 |
51 |
43 |
6 |
2 |
2406 |
So, if you desire hot coffee or anything else, just say, "OPEN-faced, toasted muffin SESAME." |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2407 |
You said, "I wish I had a Pop Tart," so there's one in the toaster. Now give me my lamp back. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
2408 |
Sorry, you can only have toast or coffee |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
2409 |
Sorry I'm late, I was just checking out a refurbished three bedroom. |
1.1923 |
0.05519 |
52 |
42 |
10 |
0 |
2410 |
No Adderall. But I'll tell you what. See that coffee-pot over there? |
1.1923 |
0.06748 |
52 |
44 |
6 |
2 |
2411 |
Next time rub the kettle |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2412 |
Amazon proved me out of the lamp. This is where I live now. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2413 |
Can you tell your parents I like medium roast? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2414 |
Firstly, that is not a teapot. Secondly, your call, but perhaps just wait for your bread to toast and save a wish. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2415 |
That thing rubs me the wrong way. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2416 |
The wife and I needed two bedrooms. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2417 |
Can you give me about 20 minutes? I was just finishing my breakfast. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2418 |
I don't care how Super your Bowl will be. I am not getting in that lamp and going to Minnesota in February! I'll stay here where it is toasty warm. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2419 |
Sure it's hot in there but at least it's got a sunroof |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2420 |
Hey,I'm on vacation! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2421 |
It just seems such a waste, squandering all three wishes on Pop-Tarts. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2422 |
I am not going back! The toaster is warm and cozy. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2423 |
It's a time share. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2424 |
Take the bagels and lox. Forget the coffee and take the cream cheese. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2425 |
The genie lamp is sooo last millennium |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2426 |
I'm tired of you rubbing me up in the morning. I'd rather just pop up with a cup of coffee. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2427 |
Lamps are so yesterday. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2428 |
Well, don't you have any wishes specifically about toast? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2429 |
It was getting chilly in the lamp. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2430 |
'Genie in a bottle' really paved the way for new venues. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2431 |
Get that thing out of here! The toaster is much roomier. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2432 |
I will grant you three wishes, but they all must have to do with toast. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2433 |
I saved so much on heat, you get FOUR wishes. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2434 |
Your desired Pop Tarts will be ready in a jif |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2435 |
You eating that last Pop-Tart? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2436 |
For the last time... Stop rubbing th coffee pot! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2437 |
Did someone say G.E.? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2438 |
Think of it as a Prius. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2439 |
You weren't talking to me when you said "you're toast?" |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2440 |
My only wish is that you don't make decaf. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2441 |
I'm old school internet of things |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2442 |
but these appliances are Internet connected. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2443 |
Sorry, but I ate your Eggo.. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2444 |
How else do you think bread becomes toast? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2445 |
Sorry kid. I nolonger live in a lamp. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2446 |
No, you said "if you can't grant my 3rd wish, you're toast." |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2447 |
No, I don't think that "let go of my Eggo" counts as a wish. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2448 |
Now before we get started, I need to warm up a bit. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2449 |
You are granted three toppings. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2450 |
Third wish has gotta be I get back in the lamp kid, or I'm toast. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2451 |
You were expecting the Pillsbury Doughboy? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2452 |
No, I'm NOT bringing back that health care bill again so forget it. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2453 |
This is my summer house. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2454 |
Yes, your sesame bagel is now open. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2455 |
I know you said it would get toasty in here, but this is ridiculous |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2456 |
No can do. Try the genie of the food processor. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2457 |
Tune in, turn on, pop out! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2458 |
I'm staying with the kitchen appliances until you get a REAL neti pot. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2459 |
Look, I'll grant you the wishes, but you're still responsible for the heat in this dump. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2460 |
You found it in the nick of time! The breakfast rush is about to start. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2461 |
sorry kid that section of America’s Last Remaining Video Rental Store is 18 and up. unless... maybe i could let you take a look... if you give me that lamp? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2462 |
Give me a few minutes kid - I'm working on my tan. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2463 |
Look kid, you don't wish on toast but while I'm here, how do you want it? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2464 |
Rub it again and I'll grind you up with the coffee. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2465 |
Sorry, got lost in the toast. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2466 |
No, I'm not a genie, I'm the warranty. Your parents think that's better than magic. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2467 |
Look kid, "Espresso Patronum" gets you this. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2468 |
Yeah, it's been tough getting my bearings since G.E. sold off it's appliance division. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2469 |
The last person who rubbed that lamp told me to get toasted. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2470 |
Your Pop-Tart is my command. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2471 |
I am not your burnt toast nor a ghost, What I tell you is true, not a boast. I can change that teapot To a plane or a yacht. Now you tell me which one you want most. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2472 |
Sorry, I can't help you. You'll need wit, not wishes, to win the caption contest. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2473 |
The other choice was a bottle with a stopper! |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2474 |
Sorry, but if you read the fine print of your lamp agreement, you'll see that we only accept toast related wishes. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2475 |
That's a crummy place to live. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2476 |
I can grant you one wish: coffee, tea or wheat. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2477 |
``It's spacious. The heating is excellent. And the HOA fee is reasonable. But sorry, I'm a bottle guy.'' |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2478 |
Ten years schvitzing inside this Magic Toaster and you are the first person who rubbed it! You still get all three wishes from that stupid lamp. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2479 |
I thought you said, "I wish for some bread." |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2480 |
Sorry, I was out on a coffee break. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2481 |
Not bad, but I prefer the Uber. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2482 |
I think I'm caught on half a bagel. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2483 |
It's like a sauna in there. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2484 |
So what that I have a second job fixing appliances? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2485 |
I'll grant you three wishes if you'll get the wiring in this place checked! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2486 |
These days there's wish lists all over the damn internet. I'm toast. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2487 |
Apologies, Master. Just catching some rays. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2488 |
"Now that you've switched to Arabian coffee ...". |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2489 |
Three wishes?You can't even get three slices of toast in this place. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2490 |
Do you know how hard it is to find a heater repairman who specializes in ninth century lamps to come out on a Sunday? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2491 |
Roomier, extra slot for guests, more carbon friendly. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2492 |
Appreciate it if you'd use a wish to clean the crumb tray. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2493 |
You may want to talk to the chef about that burnt toast, I'm just a genie. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2494 |
Surprised? I'm Siri's cousin; what's up? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2495 |
Light, medium, or dark. What's your wish? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2496 |
Want a refill? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2497 |
You have three settings.... light, medium and dark. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2498 |
So, what's your wish, coffee or toast |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2499 |
So... your moving to a bigger place? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2500 |
I've set the dial to wish number three. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2501 |
Sorry, I know you asked for a Blender |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2502 |
Your lamp is toast, buddy. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2503 |
I can grant you three wishes as long as they involve Pop-Tarts. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2504 |
Sorry I'm late dude, Google maps was a bit off |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2505 |
I don't know from wishes. I'm granting you three frozen waffles. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2506 |
Ummm yeah, can we turn that coffee pot into a nice espresso machine? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2507 |
You didn't specify the form of dough |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2508 |
There's warmth and food in here. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2509 |
And you're sure that sesame bagel will be gone by the time I move in? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2510 |
The last guy wished for a pastrami sandwich on toasted genie |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2511 |
Are you sure? Your mom is right.. Pop Tarts really aren't the best way to start your day. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2512 |
You have one wish, not including toast or additional wishes. And what are you doing withy mother? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2513 |
Times change kid. Blame the EPA. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2514 |
Leave me alone! I'm on vacation! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2515 |
Would you believe it's also Wi-Fi enabled? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2516 |
Alright, I'm the slave only to who ever rubbed the toaster. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2517 |
I would've come out sooner, but I was stuck under a piece of burnt waffle. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2518 |
If you weren't so cheap and turn on the heat I move back into my bottle! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2519 |
I'm too old for this job now, kid. I'm toast. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2520 |
Those Arabian nights can get cold. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2521 |
Sorry, your mom said only decaf. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2522 |
I prefer my Tetley toasted. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2523 |
Genie Airbnb. $40 a night, isn't that wild? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2524 |
As per union rules, I get a snack break after every 2 wishes. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2525 |
It's warmer in there. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2526 |
Let me introduce myself, I am Crusty. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2527 |
But this one's got radiant heating... that lamp is cold. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2528 |
I am glad you finally found me that was a little toasty for my liking. Now it is your turn to go and hide. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2529 |
Place it next to the coffee maker and my work here is done. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2530 |
So, you dream of genie with the light brown toast. I will grant you three pieces but if you want the crust cut off, you have to do that yourself. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2531 |
The lamp wasn't toasty enough for my liking. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2532 |
Yes, I am Alexa, and I am everywhere. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2533 |
I just followed the GPS. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2534 |
Wheat, pumpernickel or rye? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2535 |
Can I move in? I'm feeling a little out of my element here. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2536 |
Yes, but this one has cinnamon-raisin bagels. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2537 |
An extra 12 square inches, AND heat that works. It's a big step up |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2538 |
I wish you'd just understand. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2539 |
'I am good, but I am not Starbucks.' |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2540 |
Did you say "Sesame or blueberry"? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2541 |
The butter dish is over there |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2542 |
Can I get a fresh pot? |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2543 |
Just use the App! |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2544 |
I think I'll try the coffee pot. The toaster is really crummy. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2545 |
You got Genie in the toaster. Be careful what you wish for. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2546 |
Being the Diaper Genie, I didn't get out as much! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2547 |
Sorry I'm late, but I was looking for the toaster oven. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2548 |
Darker or lighter? Your wish is my command! |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2549 |
My new place has central heating. |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2550 |
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm toast |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2551 |
I used to come out of there until your mom switched to drip. Then it just wasn't full-bodied enough. |
1.1915 |
0.07836 |
47 |
41 |
3 |
3 |
2552 |
The least you could do for me is have the coffee brewed! |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2553 |
I'm sorry, we no longer provide driver-less magic carpets. Uber has that market now. |
1.1915 |
0.07222 |
47 |
40 |
5 |
2 |
2554 |
Never mind. It seems to be working now. |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2555 |
Okay, you've now got a standing desk and a dedicated parking space--what was the third wish again? |
1.1915 |
0.05801 |
47 |
38 |
9 |
0 |
2556 |
Do you think you could grab me some sunscreen? |
1.1915 |
0.06550 |
47 |
39 |
7 |
1 |
2557 |
OK, one toasted bagel with a schmear. |
1.1887 |
0.06630 |
53 |
45 |
6 |
2 |
2558 |
Son, the future is coffee. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2559 |
Seriously, no panini and cappuccino? What is this, 1975? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2560 |
Ok, here's the deal. The toaster's busted. But so help me, if you ever ask me to do anything like this again, I'll make you wish you'd never found the damned lamp! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2561 |
Names Johnny, not Genie...and I'm not cleaning up your mess. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2562 |
My lease was up on the lantern. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2563 |
I had to charge my phone |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2564 |
"I couldn't believe it. I lost to a rug and now I live in a toaster". |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2565 |
Listen: If I don't get back in that lamp, I'm toast. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2566 |
Irma wrecked my place in Florida, it's my new winter get-away. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2567 |
You got 3 wishes - you want your toast Burnt Nuked or Charcoal? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2568 |
Before you rub that lamp, you want toast with your breakfast? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2569 |
Electric heat is quite the upgrade over gas. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2570 |
When you said you wanted to be the toast of the town ... |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2571 |
I grant you three clean dishes. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2572 |
That's just a fairy tale, Al. You got to get your own breakfast. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2573 |
Hey, I'm just the instruction manual. I'm in the Cloud. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2574 |
No, I can only give you three choices of toast. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2575 |
Must I really? How about the Mr. Coffee? |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2576 |
I told you my lamp wasn't dishwasher safe... |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2577 |
Perfect toast, fast or cheap. Pick 2. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2578 |
I've evolved. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2579 |
Crumbs are gone. What next? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2580 |
yes, the wireless model is gluten free |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2581 |
We're screening them now Mr. President. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2582 |
You'll find I usually pop up after a while. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2583 |
Yeah, my brother does the wishes. I can help with pop quizzes. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2584 |
If you were really a mensch, you'd wish for a clean toaster. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2585 |
There was a smell in the lamp. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2586 |
No tea, thanks, but I'll have some of that Joe with my toast." |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2587 |
It is easy. A computer chip senses you rubbing the lamp, and allows me to choose the entry point. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2588 |
The rent includes heat. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2589 |
... and be careful what side you butter your bread on. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2590 |
Now I smell like cinnamon toast forever. I hope you're happy. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2591 |
Yes, in the olde days I did come out of a lamp or bottle. Now, I'm just glad I'm not coming out of the toilet!" |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2592 |
It's much more toasty in here. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2593 |
How could any wish be better than toast? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2594 |
That was your third wish. I'm toast. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2595 |
I haven't met my neighbor Joe yet but his house always smells great. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2596 |
Personally it feels like a waste of a wish to me, but okay all the crumbs are gone. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2597 |
Can you turn my toast into pizza? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2598 |
It's just for the winter! |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2599 |
I want back in the lamp. This toaster makes a crummy home. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2600 |
Look, kid, I wish I could get all the crumbs out of my toaster too. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2601 |
Hey, clean the damn coffee pot |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2602 |
Ghost?" I thought you said "toast. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2603 |
I get more hits this way |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2604 |
You get your toaster back when you give me that silver teapot. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2605 |
What? It's a great tanning booth! I'm laying down a base tan for my trip to Tahiti! |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2606 |
It was the wiring, it's working fine now---- got to go----- clients are waiting! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2607 |
Just serve biscotti. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2608 |
It's been quite a while. I've upgraded to a warmer climate! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2609 |
I only grant wishes relating to small appliances. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2610 |
If you want it buttered that is your third wish. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2611 |
I moved to a place with central heating |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2612 |
I rent that out on Airbnb and was able to afford this and the coffee maker. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2613 |
I only grant one wish - light or dark? |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2614 |
OK, 'an open sesame bagel, toasted. Hold the butter.' |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2615 |
I wish you'd stop eating my English muffins. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2616 |
What's with the carafe with the leaky roof? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2617 |
Of course "man, you're toast!" counts as a wish! Just like "make my mom a coffee!" Now........what's it gonna be for number three? |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2618 |
Your toast is toast. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2619 |
I pretty much do pro bono work since Amazon got in the game. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2620 |
That's where I winter. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2621 |
I can't stand the heat so I'm getting out of the kitchen. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2622 |
We moved to warmer and larger housing for the wife and kids. |
1.1875 |
0.05693 |
48 |
39 |
9 |
0 |
2623 |
Way to think outside of the box... |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2624 |
Yeah, but heat was included. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2625 |
I couldn't get back in the bottle. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2626 |
it's easier this way. |
1.1875 |
0.07081 |
48 |
41 |
5 |
2 |
2627 |
Where did you find my childhood home? |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2628 |
Wow, these gadgets are freakin' magic! |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2629 |
Don't believe everything you see on TV, kid. |
1.1875 |
0.07682 |
48 |
42 |
3 |
3 |
2630 |
Yes, it has 'potential'––IF I put some bread into it. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
2631 |
Anything you want, master, except getting Republicans to stop 'repeal and replace'. |
1.1837 |
0.06946 |
49 |
42 |
5 |
2 |
2632 |
It's up to you, but you could wish you were old enough for coffee. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2633 |
So your final wish wasn't for a strong pot? |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2634 |
You can rub the lamp all you want, but try to eat untoasted bread until about April, okay? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2635 |
Listen kid I've already told you I'm not Sinbad. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2636 |
I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2637 |
Good God, what’s happened to my legs |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2638 |
I sleep in there at night - it's warmer! |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2639 |
The Genie in the Lamp has upgraded through Prime Time. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2640 |
Let's try this again. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2641 |
One more rub and I get to come out of the coffee maker! |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2642 |
Why not upgrade your lamp? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2643 |
Your preferred darkness setting is my command. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2644 |
Your toast is burning. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2645 |
Only two, but they do come with an apple fritter |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2646 |
I will grant you three Pop-Tarts. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2647 |
Kid, an oil lamp, that is so passe. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2648 |
You will need a remote adapter. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2649 |
I couldn't get a decent Internet connection in there! |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2650 |
This is my way of coming out. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2651 |
Okay...and ?? wish you'd stop cleaning the lamp with the dishwasher! |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2652 |
You have one more wish. Did you want a piece of toast? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2653 |
All I wished for was toast. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2654 |
Sorry, Al. Two squares a day and help getting out of bed every morning. I couldn't pass it up. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2655 |
I told you before...I moved out of that lamp 3 weeks ago! |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2656 |
I'm subbing for Barbara Eden. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2657 |
Why would you expect anything other than toast? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2658 |
You asked for a life of leisure, but with the limited budget plan you only get small appliances. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2659 |
Dude, this "internet of things" is driving me crazy |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2660 |
You did wish for food to magically appear... |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2661 |
Those wishes are toast. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2662 |
A toast to my new home? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2663 |
A Djeni's only option now is Amazon. I grant a lot more wishes to compensate for the low wages by commuting through the power grid until the drones are up and running. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2664 |
That’s so Disney. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2665 |
I heard he moved to the den and changed his name to Tiffany. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2666 |
Recycling’s a bitch. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2667 |
Do you realize that bottle has no heat? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2668 |
But, sire, this is my winter palace, you still get three wishes. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2669 |
Well now that the kids are grown, I updated for something more contemporary. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2670 |
Let’s trade my toaster for your magic lamp, and try again. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2671 |
You can have your toast in 3 wishes. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2672 |
It's the latest thing in kitchen appliances. I pop up when I'm done granting wishes. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2673 |
Sorry, kid, party at Steve's last night- got a little toasted. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2674 |
They doubled the rent so the toaster was much more affordable and warmer. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2675 |
You got to realize that these smart devices are not perfect. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2676 |
It's warmer in there and your family makes delicious toast. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2677 |
I needed to dry out. Do you know how humid it is in that pot? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2678 |
Yeah well....You know what I wish? I wish somebody else would make the coffee for me just once. Anyways, that's a Neti pot. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2679 |
What? I'm not allowed some of my own fantasies? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2680 |
What you think this is? Antiques roadshow? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2681 |
Make your own coffee, I'm going to catch some rays. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2682 |
If you want me to sleep here instead of the lamp, I really wish you'd unplug the damn thing. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2683 |
Just checking for Open Sesame seeds. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2684 |
I wish we could silence that smoke alarm. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2685 |
What's next, the coffee machine? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2686 |
Hey kid, I'll give you an extra wish if you unplug Mr Coffee over there |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2687 |
*kid asks genie to grant wish of world peace* Hey, ugh, would you mind if I finished up my tanning session and get back to you later? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2688 |
Nothing but carbs and you expect me to keep escaping out of of that thing? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2689 |
If you need me I'll be staying at my winter place... |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2690 |
OK. Three wishes - but NO toast - got it? |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2691 |
It's more toasty. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2692 |
Give me a break! I was working on my tan. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2693 |
Ok, crumbs gone. And your second wish is ... ? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2694 |
What? Genies eat breakfast too, kid. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2695 |
OK. If you'll butter me up, I'll rub it for you. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2696 |
I just don't get the phrase, Genie You're toast. Thanks for rubbing the teapot. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2697 |
Rub the toaster. Wifi's out. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2698 |
You said you wished you could quit carbs. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2699 |
Sorry, Bro. There's a case-sensitive short in the microwave, and I've been poppin' up everywhere. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2700 |
I had to relocate because of the hurricane. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2701 |
First a studio, then a duplex, and now I'm going to try that townhouse |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2702 |
You get three toasts. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2703 |
that lamp has no heat so I'm moving over here... |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2704 |
The Internet of Toast awaits you, Master. Rye, wheat or bagel? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2705 |
It's a crumby job, but someone's got to do it. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2706 |
I can’t fix global warming, but I can prepare for it. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2707 |
If I cone out of the coffee pot, I have to wash my turban. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2708 |
DACA ended in my lamp, I hope you don't mind. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2709 |
I said to rub it not toast it. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2710 |
The sauna broke down. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2711 |
Sorry kid. Smart machine technology. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2712 |
Someone recycled my bottle. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2713 |
Okay, I've fixed the toaster. Want a better cup of coffee? |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2714 |
You don't have to butter me up to grant your wish. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2715 |
We left those things behind a long time ago. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2716 |
No, you're not having a stroke - I just smell like burnt toast. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2717 |
Since your dad started using that for his hash oil, I've been spending my days in here looking for Pop Tart crumbs. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2718 |
And what are the HOA fees for the coffee maker? |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2719 |
The toaster is temporary, until the lamp is fumigated. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2720 |
Honestly, the lamp gets cold during the winter. This is much toastier. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2721 |
I can give you lighter or darker toast, a million pop tarts is out of the question. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2722 |
I know, but the market share for lamps was declining and Aladdin thought we should diversify. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2723 |
I can grant you unlimited bread for free, but you still have to buy the avocados. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2724 |
Since my bottle's Wi-Fi is out, I'm going to try the toaster's landline for your wish. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2725 |
Hey, we need an ejection seat like that in the lamp. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2726 |
It's an investment property. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2727 |
Those wishes are stale and have to be reheated. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2728 |
Bluetooth! |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2729 |
Sorry Master. I can't go back in there. The cellphone reception is terrible. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2730 |
I wish my so-called lamp had lighting as good as this. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2731 |
A toaster is smell better. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
44 |
38 |
4 |
2 |
2732 |
Sorry kid, not even a genie can make this thing stop burning your bagels. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2733 |
Your pop tart is stuck in the pop up |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2734 |
Nah, I just grant wishes about toast. |
1.1818 |
0.06721 |
44 |
37 |
6 |
1 |
2735 |
Clean the burnt crumbs off the catch tray in this thing if you expect me to come back. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2736 |
Nothing shocks me anymore. |
1.1818 |
0.05882 |
44 |
36 |
8 |
0 |
2737 |
It's warmer in the toaster, kid. |
1.1818 |
0.07466 |
4 |