Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. |
2.1919 |
0.01068 |
5762 |
1448 |
1760 |
2554 |
1 |
On second thought, bring the name tags. |
2.1896 |
0.00957 |
5844 |
1115 |
2506 |
2223 |
2 |
Sir, the President's Council on Women's Health has arrived. |
2.1756 |
0.01123 |
5307 |
1392 |
1591 |
2324 |
3 |
The sperm bank class action lawsuit clients are here. |
2.1624 |
0.01042 |
5984 |
1538 |
1936 |
2510 |
4 |
We may have a problem in the copy room. |
2.1120 |
0.01336 |
3421 |
874 |
1290 |
1257 |
5 |
Remember when you wished we had a hundred just like him? |
2.1112 |
0.01167 |
4111 |
947 |
1760 |
1404 |
6 |
It's Mr. Wilson, sir. I think he's gone viral. |
2.0772 |
0.01203 |
4238 |
1149 |
1613 |
1476 |
7 |
That's correct, sir. The door to accounting was left open and now they're loose. |
2.0708 |
0.01140 |
4844 |
1364 |
1773 |
1707 |
8 |
Okay, describe him again. |
2.0348 |
0.01088 |
4936 |
1360 |
2044 |
1532 |
9 |
Tell Jim to stop messing with the 3D printer. |
2.0214 |
0.01071 |
5194 |
1493 |
2097 |
1604 |
10 |
Sorry, but you never specified the gender of the 72 virgins. |
2.0138 |
0.01936 |
1961 |
707 |
520 |
734 |
11 |
Hey Jim, on second thought, we're going to need those name tags. |
2.0114 |
0.01113 |
4388 |
1167 |
2004 |
1217 |
12 |
The diversity training seminar looks like it's wrapping up. |
2.0044 |
0.01136 |
4790 |
1469 |
1831 |
1490 |
13 |
That's right. The Diversity Committee meeting is just breaking up. |
1.9981 |
0.03562 |
522 |
173 |
177 |
172 |
14 |
We might have been too specific in our job description. |
1.9892 |
0.01376 |
3042 |
892 |
1291 |
859 |
15 |
...and I'll be the one in high heels. |
1.9595 |
0.01725 |
2023 |
651 |
803 |
569 |
16 |
Describe him. |
1.9562 |
0.01156 |
4589 |
1512 |
1766 |
1311 |
17 |
Yes, of course we can spare one. |
1.9419 |
0.01211 |
3921 |
1248 |
1653 |
1020 |
18 |
Looks like the women's healthcare committee just got out. |
1.9369 |
0.03473 |
555 |
204 |
182 |
169 |
19 |
The 3-D printer is stuck again. |
1.9361 |
0.02691 |
845 |
287 |
325 |
233 |
20 |
I'm just not convinced they are as committed to diversity as they say. |
1.9311 |
0.01181 |
4065 |
1301 |
1743 |
1021 |
21 |
I'm just not sure I'm going to fit in at this company. |
1.9297 |
0.01262 |
3543 |
1132 |
1528 |
883 |
22 |
Yes, this is the office of Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, and Haber. |
1.9079 |
0.01409 |
3139 |
1135 |
1158 |
846 |
23 |
We're starting to see the effects of Trump's immigration restrictions. |
1.9040 |
0.01525 |
2844 |
1090 |
937 |
817 |
24 |
Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." |
1.9024 |
0.02430 |
1004 |
351 |
400 |
253 |
25 |
There was a typo on his resume. Apparently he's "one AND a million". |
1.9016 |
0.01426 |
2966 |
1054 |
1150 |
762 |
26 |
The President's council on diversity just arrived! |
1.8910 |
0.02458 |
1064 |
406 |
368 |
290 |
27 |
I definitely stand out from the other applicants so I think I have a shot. |
1.8841 |
0.01254 |
3530 |
1207 |
1525 |
798 |
28 |
I'm not sure... middle-aged white men all look the same to me. |
1.8744 |
0.02043 |
1417 |
519 |
557 |
341 |
29 |
Scones! I clearly said two dozen scones! |
1.8671 |
0.02000 |
1550 |
597 |
562 |
391 |
30 |
we've just figured out how he managed not to miss a day of work! |
1.8498 |
0.02196 |
1232 |
472 |
473 |
287 |
31 |
You were right. You've seen one accountant, you've seen em all. |
1.8457 |
0.01533 |
2482 |
945 |
975 |
562 |
32 |
No! I asked for copies of THE bill, not Bill. |
1.8423 |
0.01403 |
3044 |
1190 |
1144 |
710 |
33 |
We'll need 129 turkey-on-white, mayo only, and one Caesar salad, extra garlic. |
1.8321 |
0.01511 |
2620 |
1040 |
980 |
600 |
34 |
This is Acme Cloning. Your Fred's are done. |
1.8293 |
0.03031 |
703 |
297 |
229 |
177 |
35 |
I'm not sure we're hitting our diversity goals. |
1.8020 |
0.01359 |
2899 |
1120 |
1233 |
546 |
36 |
Remember how I told Leonard I'd like to see more of him? |
1.7911 |
0.01470 |
2594 |
1054 |
1028 |
512 |
37 |
Yes, he blends right in. |
1.7861 |
0.01441 |
2496 |
971 |
1088 |
437 |
38 |
Frankly Mr. Prescott, all the job applicants look pretty much the same. |
1.7738 |
0.01912 |
1450 |
585 |
608 |
257 |
39 |
Trust me Sally, meeting somebody at work is not an option. |
1.7608 |
0.01771 |
1898 |
846 |
660 |
392 |
40 |
There may be a problem with our random sample. |
1.7587 |
0.01582 |
2250 |
970 |
853 |
427 |
41 |
Your request to find someone 'just like Marvin' turned out to be incredibly successful. |
1.7506 |
0.02468 |
866 |
363 |
356 |
147 |
42 |
Seriously... of all the people to clone, you chose Gus? |
1.7466 |
0.01778 |
1843 |
829 |
652 |
362 |
43 |
It's a clear case of identity theft. |
1.7284 |
0.01900 |
1576 |
720 |
564 |
292 |
44 |
Is he bald, with mustache and glasses? |
1.7229 |
0.01979 |
1404 |
634 |
525 |
245 |
45 |
Hello, Overstock.com? |
1.7072 |
0.02238 |
1144 |
544 |
391 |
209 |
46 |
He hasn't come out yet |
1.7044 |
0.01814 |
1857 |
923 |
560 |
374 |
47 |
I just realized I'm the token hire. |
1.7030 |
0.02039 |
1320 |
616 |
480 |
224 |
48 |
Good meeting. Everyone's on the same page |
1.6976 |
0.01719 |
1842 |
864 |
671 |
307 |
49 |
The bald guy, with the mustache and glasses? Yeah, I see him. |
1.6958 |
0.01713 |
1982 |
969 |
647 |
366 |
50 |
How do I turn off the 3D printer? |
1.6952 |
0.01830 |
1762 |
870 |
559 |
333 |
51 |
They normally don't migrate until tax season. |
1.6851 |
0.02432 |
978 |
485 |
316 |
177 |
52 |
I've got a bunch of Bills here that need to be paid. |
1.6845 |
0.02780 |
783 |
399 |
232 |
152 |
53 |
Well, it looks like our want ad may have been too narrowly focused |
1.6836 |
0.01651 |
1795 |
813 |
737 |
245 |
54 |
Trump's diversity coalition is here. |
1.6752 |
0.02340 |
1093 |
562 |
324 |
207 |
55 |
Boss? It's about that new 3-D printer? |
1.6714 |
0.03426 |
493 |
250 |
155 |
88 |
56 |
Ah yes, Mr. Jones your copies have arrived. |
1.6688 |
0.01959 |
1398 |
683 |
495 |
220 |
57 |
This could be a challenge for our facial recognition software. |
1.6650 |
0.01793 |
1570 |
747 |
602 |
221 |
58 |
I'm down here in Cloning. Bring a thousand pocket protectors. |
1.6623 |
0.01848 |
1614 |
809 |
541 |
264 |
59 |
Remember when you said this company could use 100 more Bobs? |
1.6603 |
0.02140 |
1104 |
530 |
419 |
155 |
60 |
Could you please send someone down, the accountants have gotten loose again. |
1.6564 |
0.02110 |
1228 |
619 |
412 |
197 |
61 |
So much for our face recognition cybersecurity system. |
1.6562 |
0.02440 |
925 |
468 |
307 |
150 |
62 |
Good morning, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel and Ganger. This is Maureen, how may I help you? |
1.6514 |
0.02599 |
809 |
411 |
269 |
129 |
63 |
No, I am not kidding. And the worse part is, they all make 21% more than me. |
1.6472 |
0.03309 |
530 |
280 |
157 |
93 |
64 |
Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. |
1.6465 |
0.02282 |
1041 |
531 |
347 |
163 |
65 |
I'd like to place an order for one hundred pocket protectors. |
1.6442 |
0.03352 |
489 |
252 |
159 |
78 |
66 |
How do I turn off the 3D printer? |
1.6341 |
0.03526 |
440 |
230 |
141 |
69 |
67 |
I have to call you back. The Blue Ribbon Panel to Determine Women's Reproductive Rights just adjourned. |
1.6319 |
0.03638 |
432 |
232 |
127 |
73 |
68 |
Okay, the good news is we figured out cloning. The bad news is we tested it on Ed. |
1.6276 |
0.02388 |
1066 |
596 |
271 |
199 |
69 |
The vote was unanimous. |
1.6236 |
0.02245 |
1007 |
516 |
354 |
137 |
70 |
The Bills just keep piling up. |
1.6099 |
0.02446 |
946 |
524 |
267 |
155 |
71 |
Never mind. It looks like they fixed the copier. |
1.5894 |
0.02569 |
889 |
518 |
218 |
153 |
72 |
...when I said, "I wish we had 100 Howards," I was speaking figuratively. |
1.5894 |
0.02377 |
906 |
494 |
290 |
122 |
73 |
The engineering department is here for the diversity training. |
1.5884 |
0.02549 |
894 |
519 |
224 |
151 |
74 |
The Yes-Men are here, sir. |
1.5712 |
0.03045 |
527 |
290 |
173 |
64 |
75 |
Well, we did tell George to go find himself. |
1.5668 |
0.02846 |
614 |
343 |
194 |
77 |
76 |
Clowns! I said send in the clowns! |
1.5639 |
0.02822 |
665 |
384 |
187 |
94 |
77 |
I'm not being racist. They really all do look alike. |
1.5629 |
0.02857 |
652 |
378 |
181 |
93 |
78 |
Yes, he's here. He looks like he's beside himself. |
1.5625 |
0.02794 |
656 |
374 |
195 |
87 |
79 |
Sean Hannity's diversity panel is here! |
1.5556 |
0.04078 |
324 |
191 |
86 |
47 |
80 |
The applicants to be a model for a New Yorker cartoon are arriving. |
1.5549 |
0.03068 |
501 |
279 |
166 |
56 |
81 |
The Xerox guys are here. |
1.5545 |
0.02851 |
642 |
374 |
180 |
88 |
82 |
Oh, and get this. They all have a pet sheep named Dolly. |
1.5544 |
0.03024 |
597 |
355 |
153 |
89 |
83 |
Please alert Sarah Huckabee Sanders that Trump’s panel on diversity has just adjourned. |
1.5517 |
0.03086 |
609 |
374 |
134 |
101 |
84 |
They're here for the interviews. I think we may have been a little too specific with the job requirements. |
1.5431 |
0.03043 |
569 |
339 |
151 |
79 |
85 |
Yes, Sir. Harvey set the 3-D printer on Selfie mode again. |
1.5420 |
0.03153 |
548 |
332 |
135 |
81 |
86 |
Remember that door you said Never open? Ok, Ok, but what do I do now? |
1.5382 |
0.03105 |
537 |
320 |
145 |
72 |
87 |
Yes - I'm just outside. I'm the one with..........You can't miss me. |
1.5363 |
0.03141 |
524 |
313 |
141 |
70 |
88 |
I think they've reached consensus. |
1.5355 |
0.04856 |
211 |
124 |
61 |
26 |
89 |
I know this will sound weird, but the conference room is full of Dicks. |
1.5335 |
0.03426 |
493 |
311 |
101 |
81 |
90 |
Mr. Shaffer? About your 1967 Sperm donation.... |
1.5317 |
0.03261 |
489 |
295 |
128 |
66 |
91 |
Tell me again exactly, what does he look like? |
1.5262 |
0.03175 |
477 |
281 |
141 |
55 |
92 |
Ok, I will need a better description than "the dorky one with glasses." |
1.5222 |
0.05194 |
180 |
107 |
52 |
21 |
93 |
It appears the Senate Women's Health Care Panel has already adjourned, ma'am. |
1.5188 |
0.03457 |
426 |
260 |
111 |
55 |
94 |
I'm afraid none of the applicants really stand out. |
1.5155 |
0.03351 |
419 |
249 |
124 |
46 |
95 |
OMG ... they all have identical ties. |
1.5143 |
0.03669 |
420 |
270 |
84 |
66 |
96 |
Hi, it's Janice. Could you send someone over to fix our copier? |
1.5142 |
0.03518 |
424 |
264 |
102 |
58 |
97 |
It's true... accountants can multiply. |
1.5139 |
0.03906 |
323 |
196 |
88 |
39 |
98 |
And get this—they all got out of the same car. |
1.5138 |
0.03990 |
327 |
203 |
80 |
44 |
99 |
The accountants are rioting. |
1.5129 |
0.03620 |
425 |
272 |
88 |
65 |
100 |
It's about that redundancy consultant we hired. |
1.5125 |
0.03703 |
361 |
220 |
97 |
44 |
101 |
Trust me, he's gone viral. |
1.5112 |
0.03640 |
403 |
254 |
92 |
57 |
102 |
Oh and don't forget the name tags. |
1.5108 |
0.03305 |
415 |
245 |
128 |
42 |
103 |
They seem to have learned how to open the door. Bring some accountant food and I'll lure them back to work. |
1.5099 |
0.03535 |
406 |
251 |
103 |
52 |
104 |
Can I call you later? I'm about to meet with the President's cabinet. |
1.5090 |
0.03655 |
391 |
245 |
93 |
53 |
105 |
You know how you said you wished you had a hundred guys just like Harold? |
1.5089 |
0.03555 |
395 |
243 |
103 |
49 |
106 |
I have to go. We're being investigated by the Freds. |
1.5086 |
0.03447 |
409 |
249 |
112 |
48 |
107 |
Get Quality Control over here now. One of them has pants that are too dark. |
1.5054 |
0.03641 |
372 |
229 |
98 |
45 |
108 |
We're going to need name tags. |
1.5026 |
0.03459 |
378 |
226 |
114 |
38 |
109 |
Hello, could you send out a tech for our 3-D printer? |
1.5013 |
0.03753 |
385 |
248 |
81 |
56 |
110 |
I think we should expand our target demographic. |
1.4945 |
0.03675 |
362 |
226 |
93 |
43 |
111 |
I think I'm going to need a more detailed description. |
1.4945 |
0.03675 |
362 |
226 |
93 |
43 |
112 |
I'd say the staff is of one mind, yes. |
1.4899 |
0.03566 |
347 |
210 |
104 |
33 |
113 |
You know perfectly well that's not what I meant when I asked you to send me a bunch of fresh herbs. |
1.4899 |
0.03880 |
347 |
224 |
76 |
47 |
114 |
Sorry, I'm having trouble finding the original. |
1.4895 |
0.03747 |
333 |
206 |
91 |
36 |
115 |
Bob 13 ?? Bob 13?? Phone's for you. |
1.4884 |
0.03823 |
346 |
221 |
81 |
44 |
116 |
Not bugs....an infestation of Dougs. |
1.4884 |
0.05247 |
172 |
107 |
46 |
19 |
117 |
I think we're going to need a bigger men's room. |
1.4852 |
0.03384 |
338 |
197 |
118 |
23 |
118 |
Tell the 3D printer guy to get up here damn quick!! |
1.4850 |
0.03665 |
334 |
205 |
96 |
33 |
119 |
Hello, Equifax? I'm calling about a large case of identity theft. |
1.4798 |
0.03823 |
321 |
202 |
84 |
35 |
120 |
Sorry to bother you sir, but the 3D printer is stuck on "dork". |
1.4796 |
0.03967 |
319 |
206 |
73 |
40 |
121 |
Honey? I think I'm at the wrong Men's Warehouse. |
1.4788 |
0.04057 |
307 |
199 |
69 |
39 |
122 |
Gimme my agent. This is the worst ever Bachelorette season! |
1.4763 |
0.04157 |
317 |
213 |
57 |
47 |
123 |
We need a repairman right away! The 3-D printer won't turn off! |
1.4759 |
0.03832 |
311 |
195 |
84 |
32 |
124 |
The Republicans are here. |
1.4759 |
0.04017 |
311 |
202 |
70 |
39 |
125 |
The Bills are adding up. |
1.4757 |
0.04010 |
309 |
200 |
71 |
38 |
126 |
I'm afraid you'll have to be a little more specific. |
1.4752 |
0.04097 |
303 |
198 |
66 |
39 |
127 |
I'm looking at him right now. |
1.4739 |
0.03932 |
306 |
195 |
77 |
34 |
128 |
Can I call you back? Everyone and his brother just showed up. |
1.4722 |
0.03993 |
288 |
182 |
76 |
30 |
129 |
How would I know if they're anatomically correct? |
1.4715 |
0.04369 |
263 |
172 |
58 |
33 |
130 |
Please tell me I'm looking for someone without glasses. |
1.4692 |
0.03769 |
292 |
179 |
89 |
24 |
131 |
No mom, all the guys here are the same. |
1.4659 |
0.03858 |
279 |
172 |
84 |
23 |
132 |
Yeah, hang on, it looks like the conference on women's health is getting out. |
1.4650 |
0.04306 |
286 |
193 |
53 |
40 |
133 |
I almost didn't recognize you guys. |
1.4629 |
0.04164 |
283 |
186 |
63 |
34 |
134 |
No, I would describe it more like a ‘flash Bob.’ |
1.4626 |
0.04276 |
281 |
188 |
56 |
37 |
135 |
Sir, the Diversity Committee meeting just adjourned. |
1.4626 |
0.04186 |
281 |
185 |
62 |
34 |
136 |
Yes, sir, the Diversity Committee is here to see you. |
1.4626 |
0.04364 |
281 |
191 |
50 |
40 |
137 |
Hang on, the President's focus group is just now leaving. |
1.4626 |
0.04306 |
281 |
189 |
54 |
38 |
138 |
Remember that zealous sperm donor we had 40 years ago? |
1.4621 |
0.03976 |
277 |
175 |
76 |
26 |
139 |
How was the ad worded for the current job opening? |
1.4603 |
0.03988 |
252 |
155 |
78 |
19 |
140 |
Who authorized a 3-D printer for Accounting? |
1.4595 |
0.04136 |
259 |
165 |
69 |
25 |
141 |
Trust me, none of the guys at work are my type. |
1.4580 |
0.04207 |
262 |
170 |
64 |
28 |
142 |
Didn't you say, "When Willard died they broke the mold?" |
1.4542 |
0.04100 |
262 |
168 |
69 |
25 |
143 |
Where should I send the diversity committee? |
1.4542 |
0.04309 |
262 |
174 |
57 |
31 |
144 |
No, I haven't found him yet, but your description was very accurate. |
1.4542 |
0.04064 |
262 |
167 |
71 |
24 |
145 |
You guys are all the same. |
1.4538 |
0.04435 |
260 |
176 |
50 |
34 |
146 |
No, Mr. President, facing a different direction does not qualify as diversity. |
1.4527 |
0.04407 |
243 |
160 |
56 |
27 |
147 |
Yes, Mr. Giddes, they've finally hatched |
1.4514 |
0.04335 |
257 |
171 |
56 |
30 |
148 |
The applicants are here. Our diversity initiative is not working. |
1.4510 |
0.04067 |
255 |
162 |
71 |
22 |
149 |
Yes Bernice, I DO know accountants are good at multiplication.... |
1.4490 |
0.04062 |
245 |
154 |
72 |
19 |
150 |
Is it possible my online dating profile was too specific? |
1.4471 |
0.04429 |
255 |
173 |
50 |
32 |
151 |
He has a scar where? |
1.4458 |
0.04211 |
249 |
162 |
63 |
24 |
152 |
No sir. I wouldn't say that any candidate has stood out thus far. |
1.4453 |
0.04197 |
247 |
160 |
64 |
23 |
153 |
You'll have to give me a little more to go on. |
1.4449 |
0.04338 |
245 |
162 |
57 |
26 |
154 |
What kind of sperm bank only has one donor? |
1.4449 |
0.04338 |
245 |
162 |
57 |
26 |
155 |
Don't ask why, just tell me: is it a SCHOOL of accountants or a GAGGLE of accountants? |
1.4421 |
0.04415 |
242 |
162 |
53 |
27 |
156 |
A Mr. Schrödinger to see you, sir. |
1.4378 |
0.04619 |
233 |
160 |
44 |
29 |
157 |
It was unanimous. |
1.4378 |
0.04066 |
233 |
147 |
70 |
16 |
158 |
I distinctly ordered no moustache! |
1.4359 |
0.03622 |
234 |
139 |
88 |
7 |
159 |
It must have been a long delivery for their Mom. |
1.4359 |
0.04682 |
234 |
163 |
40 |
31 |
160 |
Doctor Schrödinger was right! We found the portal to the accounting universe! |
1.4353 |
0.04211 |
232 |
150 |
63 |
19 |
161 |
The diversity and inclusion meeting just let out. |
1.4348 |
0.04622 |
230 |
158 |
44 |
28 |
162 |
I'm pretty sure they're not from Black Lives Matter.... |
1.4348 |
0.04412 |
230 |
153 |
54 |
23 |
163 |
We're being audited. |
1.4336 |
0.04683 |
226 |
156 |
42 |
28 |
164 |
Remember when you told Bob from accounting he was so bad at his job that you weren't even sure he knew how to multiply. |
1.4330 |
0.04671 |
224 |
154 |
43 |
27 |
165 |
So far nobody really stands out. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
166 |
I know it’s not politically correct, but they all look the same to me. |
1.4317 |
0.04496 |
227 |
153 |
50 |
24 |
167 |
Would you believe I'm looking at QUINTUPLETS ??!! |
1.4317 |
0.04830 |
227 |
161 |
34 |
32 |
168 |
Yes, the Women's Reproductive Rights meeting is just breaking up now Congressman |
1.4311 |
0.04781 |
225 |
158 |
37 |
30 |
169 |
By chance, are these guys all from Brazil ?? |
1.4305 |
0.04728 |
223 |
155 |
40 |
28 |
170 |
Did you say a bald guy with glasses and a moustache? |
1.4299 |
0.03853 |
221 |
135 |
77 |
9 |
171 |
Tell central casting more hair, less mustache. |
1.4286 |
0.03841 |
217 |
132 |
77 |
8 |
172 |
The witnesses in the plastic surgery malpractice case just arrived. |
1.4286 |
0.04505 |
217 |
145 |
51 |
21 |
173 |
Groucho Marx Friday has been very popular. |
1.4286 |
0.04599 |
217 |
147 |
47 |
23 |
174 |
Hello, Security? Fred's gone viral. |
1.4273 |
0.04731 |
220 |
153 |
40 |
27 |
175 |
You know how it goes. You've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.4252 |
0.04249 |
214 |
138 |
61 |
15 |
176 |
I told you. All men are the same. |
1.4245 |
0.04328 |
212 |
138 |
58 |
16 |
177 |
They tell me it's Trump's new Diversity Initiative. |
1.4225 |
0.04610 |
213 |
145 |
46 |
22 |
178 |
I'd like to place an order for name tags. |
1.4195 |
0.04637 |
205 |
139 |
46 |
20 |
179 |
Maybe my Match.com ad was TOO specific. |
1.4195 |
0.04789 |
205 |
142 |
40 |
23 |
180 |
I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! |
1.4195 |
0.04480 |
205 |
136 |
52 |
17 |
181 |
Yes. I have some men here with some complaints about the new facial recognition software. |
1.4195 |
0.04789 |
205 |
142 |
40 |
23 |
182 |
Did you tell accounting that there were free donuts on the fifth floor today? |
1.4195 |
0.04637 |
205 |
139 |
46 |
20 |
183 |
It's not racist to say if they all really do look alike |
1.4183 |
0.04737 |
208 |
144 |
41 |
23 |
184 |
The President's cabinet meeting is over. |
1.4167 |
0.05001 |
204 |
146 |
31 |
27 |
185 |
My mother was right; all men really are the same. |
1.4167 |
0.04384 |
204 |
134 |
55 |
15 |
186 |
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Barbara. Men are all the same! |
1.4167 |
0.04384 |
204 |
134 |
55 |
15 |
187 |
If I've seen Juan? I've seen them all! |
1.4158 |
0.04839 |
202 |
141 |
38 |
23 |
188 |
No, really -- when you've seen one you have seen them all. |
1.4158 |
0.04523 |
202 |
135 |
50 |
17 |
189 |
You'll never believe this. Everyone is wearing the same tie. |
1.4150 |
0.05026 |
200 |
143 |
31 |
26 |
190 |
No, I said twenty copies of *the* bill from accounting! |
1.4141 |
0.04858 |
198 |
138 |
38 |
22 |
191 |
My personal ad may have been too specific |
1.4141 |
0.04805 |
198 |
137 |
40 |
21 |
192 |
I don't recognize any of them. |
1.4141 |
0.04962 |
198 |
140 |
34 |
24 |
193 |
Try "Force Quit." If that doesn't work, unplug the damn thing. |
1.4133 |
0.04947 |
196 |
138 |
35 |
23 |
194 |
The doppel gang is here. |
1.4124 |
0.04876 |
194 |
135 |
38 |
21 |
195 |
It's astounding. All the men coming out of the room are wearing the same ties. |
1.4121 |
0.04890 |
199 |
140 |
36 |
23 |
196 |
I'm really not surprised that they all look alike but what are the odds that they would wear the same tie? |
1.4112 |
0.04926 |
197 |
139 |
35 |
23 |
197 |
Mr. Lemming is here. |
1.4093 |
0.04723 |
193 |
132 |
43 |
18 |
198 |
I think I may have figured out what that "Multiverse" button on our copy machine does, Marge. |
1.4084 |
0.04758 |
191 |
131 |
42 |
18 |
199 |
Can you be way way way more specific? |
1.4084 |
0.04758 |
191 |
131 |
42 |
18 |
200 |
Mm mm. I'm not sure, describe him again. |
1.4074 |
0.04363 |
189 |
123 |
55 |
11 |
201 |
The guys from Xerox are here. |
1.4074 |
0.05078 |
189 |
135 |
31 |
23 |
202 |
It appears we have an embarrassment of Richards. |
1.4072 |
0.04964 |
167 |
113 |
40 |
14 |
203 |
I don't think I'm going to fit in here. |
1.4064 |
0.05005 |
187 |
132 |
34 |
21 |
204 |
Is this a metaphor or a facsimile? |
1.4064 |
0.04769 |
187 |
128 |
42 |
17 |
205 |
You were right, Mother. Men are all the same. |
1.4056 |
0.04707 |
180 |
121 |
45 |
14 |
206 |
Hurry, I believe they're collating. |
1.4053 |
0.04654 |
190 |
129 |
45 |
16 |
207 |
He's bald, with glasses and a mustache. You'll know him when you see him. |
1.4044 |
0.04029 |
183 |
114 |
64 |
5 |
208 |
Go ahead and break the mold now. |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
209 |
Did you by any chance order every woman's first husband? |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
210 |
Did you really say, "Send in the clones?" |
1.4044 |
0.04454 |
183 |
120 |
52 |
11 |
211 |
I'm concerned about our lack of diversity, sir. |
1.4043 |
0.04565 |
188 |
126 |
48 |
14 |
212 |
Tell Spielberg the Stepford husbands have arrived. |
1.4032 |
0.04723 |
186 |
127 |
43 |
16 |
213 |
Who let the Dougs out? Who, who, who, who?! |
1.4032 |
0.04661 |
186 |
126 |
45 |
15 |
214 |
You're going to have to be a little more specific. |
1.4022 |
0.05119 |
184 |
132 |
30 |
22 |
215 |
Perhaps you'll recognize me. |
1.4011 |
0.04981 |
182 |
128 |
35 |
19 |
216 |
Hey Mom, I'm going to call you back. The Senate just came out from voting on the abortion rights of women. |
1.4011 |
0.05277 |
182 |
133 |
25 |
24 |
217 |
Who ordered a gross of Freds? |
1.4011 |
0.04919 |
182 |
127 |
37 |
18 |
218 |
Jim asked that you stop cc'ing him. |
1.4011 |
0.04857 |
182 |
126 |
39 |
17 |
219 |
How many accountants DOES it take to change a light bulb? |
1.4011 |
0.04600 |
182 |
122 |
47 |
13 |
220 |
No I can't tell them apart......they are all wearing the same tie! |
1.4000 |
0.05142 |
180 |
129 |
30 |
21 |
221 |
Trust me, you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3989 |
0.04600 |
178 |
119 |
47 |
12 |
222 |
Hold on, I think I see someone I know |
1.3978 |
0.04680 |
181 |
123 |
44 |
14 |
223 |
Your 9:00, 9:15, 9:30, 9:45, 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15, 11:30, 11:45, 12:00, 12:15, 12:30, 12:45, 1:00, 1:15, 1:30, 1:45, 2:00, 2:15, 2:30, 2:45, 3:00, 3:15, 3:30, 3:45, 4:00, 4:15, 4:30, and 4:45 are here. |
1.3978 |
0.04340 |
181 |
118 |
54 |
9 |
224 |
We seem to be having a problem in the copy room. |
1.3978 |
0.04745 |
181 |
124 |
42 |
15 |
225 |
Bob's been at the 3D printer again. |
1.3966 |
0.05144 |
174 |
124 |
31 |
19 |
226 |
Mom, I'm telling you… Men are all the same. |
1.3966 |
0.04810 |
174 |
119 |
41 |
14 |
227 |
Uh, I don't think it's the toner this time. |
1.3966 |
0.05013 |
174 |
122 |
35 |
17 |
228 |
I'm in the copy room. |
1.3943 |
0.04718 |
175 |
119 |
43 |
13 |
229 |
The Republican caucus appears to be breaking up. |
1.3931 |
0.04962 |
173 |
121 |
36 |
16 |
230 |
What's our policy regarding asexual harassment? |
1.3926 |
0.05032 |
163 |
113 |
36 |
14 |
231 |
The meeting on diversity has just ended. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
232 |
So tell me again about corporate's new diversity program? |
1.3905 |
0.04756 |
169 |
115 |
42 |
12 |
233 |
I don't see anyone I know. |
1.3905 |
0.05044 |
169 |
119 |
34 |
16 |
234 |
It's hard to decide - they seem equally qualified. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
235 |
No, you've never seen manspreading like this before. |
1.3905 |
0.05447 |
169 |
125 |
22 |
22 |
236 |
Wait! There he is. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
237 |
We're a 'one of a kind' company. |
1.3892 |
0.05014 |
167 |
117 |
35 |
15 |
238 |
They say they're looking for Waldo. |
1.3879 |
0.04908 |
165 |
114 |
38 |
13 |
239 |
Has our diversity committee met lately? |
1.3879 |
0.05200 |
165 |
118 |
30 |
17 |
240 |
Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." |
1.3879 |
0.04908 |
165 |
114 |
38 |
13 |
241 |
You'll have to be more specific. |
1.3855 |
0.05031 |
166 |
117 |
34 |
15 |
242 |
Well, whoever they are, the cafeteria is completely out of white bread now. |
1.3855 |
0.04958 |
166 |
116 |
36 |
14 |
243 |
And they all want to file for identity theft. |
1.3855 |
0.05103 |
166 |
118 |
32 |
16 |
244 |
Ok! Can you describe him? |
1.3827 |
0.05191 |
162 |
116 |
30 |
16 |
245 |
We may need to broaden the job description... |
1.3827 |
0.05041 |
162 |
114 |
34 |
14 |
246 |
Middle management training is complete. |
1.3827 |
0.04645 |
162 |
109 |
44 |
9 |
247 |
I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" |
1.3827 |
0.04727 |
162 |
110 |
42 |
10 |
248 |
Well at least there's never a line for the ladies' room |
1.3827 |
0.04807 |
162 |
111 |
40 |
11 |
249 |
I am not sure,they are all wearing same ties. |
1.3827 |
0.05336 |
162 |
118 |
26 |
18 |
250 |
Honestly, they're all just cut from the same mold. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
251 |
No, I haven't seen him come out yet. |
1.3813 |
0.05006 |
160 |
112 |
35 |
13 |
252 |
You weren't kidding when you said they all respond to Phil. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
253 |
Yes, the diversity committee meeting is just breaking up now. |
1.3797 |
0.05205 |
158 |
113 |
30 |
15 |
254 |
someone's fooling with the 3-D printer again |
1.3797 |
0.04886 |
158 |
109 |
38 |
11 |
255 |
I hope you also told him to be looking for me. |
1.3797 |
0.04803 |
158 |
108 |
40 |
10 |
256 |
The Xerox is doing that thing again. |
1.3797 |
0.05282 |
158 |
114 |
28 |
16 |
257 |
Order 500 pocket pen protectors, quickly! |
1.3797 |
0.04968 |
158 |
110 |
36 |
12 |
258 |
Men they're all alike. |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
259 |
Someone let the Dougs out. |
1.3782 |
0.05092 |
156 |
110 |
33 |
13 |
260 |
Sir, a team from the sperm donation center are here to see you. |
1.3782 |
0.05252 |
156 |
112 |
29 |
15 |
261 |
Alexa, off. |
1.3774 |
0.05330 |
159 |
116 |
26 |
17 |
262 |
I asked for clowns! |
1.3774 |
0.05178 |
159 |
114 |
30 |
15 |
263 |
Men? They're all the same. |
1.3769 |
0.05153 |
130 |
88 |
35 |
7 |
264 |
Did you say 'Where's Baldo'? |
1.3766 |
0.05457 |
154 |
113 |
24 |
17 |
265 |
Yes, the auditors are here. |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
266 |
We're just starting to try free-range middle management. |
1.3766 |
0.05053 |
154 |
108 |
34 |
12 |
267 |
Sir, the candidates for your diversity team are here and I think we may have a tiny problem. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
268 |
Ed's making personal copies again. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
269 |
I think we need to re-examine our workplace diversity policy. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
270 |
The fourth floor men's room is overflowing. |
1.3750 |
0.05417 |
136 |
96 |
29 |
11 |
271 |
Congress just let out |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
272 |
The vote was unanimous. |
1.3733 |
0.05313 |
150 |
108 |
28 |
14 |
273 |
Which one am I laying off? |
1.3733 |
0.05313 |
150 |
108 |
28 |
14 |
274 |
Sir, all the applicants seem equally qualified. |
1.3706 |
0.05126 |
143 |
100 |
33 |
10 |
275 |
Yes sir, we do have several candidates that appear to fit our corporate culture. |
1.3691 |
0.05071 |
149 |
105 |
33 |
11 |
276 |
I don't think they're quintuplets exactly. |
1.3691 |
0.05581 |
149 |
111 |
21 |
17 |
277 |
Please send over a maintenance man for our 3D printer. |
1.3691 |
0.04888 |
149 |
103 |
37 |
9 |
278 |
If you can describe him to me, I'll put him on. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
279 |
Hold on. There he is. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
280 |
You can't miss me. I'm the one wearing a coat. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
281 |
He's a thousand times the man you'll ever be. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
282 |
There's no one to lead them to the precipice, sir. |
1.3655 |
0.05691 |
145 |
109 |
19 |
17 |
283 |
I have to call you back, my company is going through an identity crisis. |
1.3655 |
0.05344 |
145 |
105 |
27 |
13 |
284 |
All the eggs have hatched! |
1.3655 |
0.04675 |
145 |
98 |
41 |
6 |
285 |
The spray didn't work. Let's try the traps. |
1.3649 |
0.05520 |
148 |
110 |
22 |
16 |
286 |
No, one hundred "hot dogs" not Franks. |
1.3636 |
0.05302 |
143 |
103 |
28 |
12 |
287 |
Yeah, the Republican National Convention is getting out just now. |
1.3636 |
0.05302 |
143 |
103 |
28 |
12 |
288 |
The Republicans are here, where is the cliff? |
1.3636 |
0.05485 |
143 |
105 |
24 |
14 |
289 |
Where did you say his mole is? |
1.3636 |
0.04917 |
143 |
99 |
36 |
8 |
290 |
They're just coming out. What does he look like? |
1.3617 |
0.05446 |
141 |
103 |
25 |
13 |
291 |
I think it's a family owned business. |
1.3609 |
0.05478 |
133 |
96 |
26 |
11 |
292 |
Send someone over here right away, Farnsworth fell into the the 3D printer again. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
293 |
i'm going into a diversity training session, can I call you back? |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
294 |
Bring in the witness- I'm sending over the first five for a lineup. |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
295 |
We've found the three million fake voters. |
1.3597 |
0.05686 |
139 |
104 |
20 |
15 |
296 |
They've all come to file identity theft reports. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
297 |
Hello. Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz. May I help you? |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
298 |
Sir, your diversity council has arrived. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
299 |
Sir, the new iPhils have been delivered. |
1.3577 |
0.05256 |
137 |
98 |
29 |
10 |
300 |
I think I see him: Bald; mustache; glasses? |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
301 |
The candidates for the college professor position are arriving. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
302 |
The 3-D printer is acting up again. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
303 |
I can't quite put my finger on it but sometimes I just don't feel I really fit in here at Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones & Jones. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
304 |
The team from Xerox is here. |
1.3577 |
0.05457 |
137 |
100 |
25 |
12 |
305 |
Are you sure you sent me to the right audition? |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
306 |
I see what you mean by the company's lack of diversity. |
1.3556 |
0.05409 |
135 |
98 |
26 |
11 |
307 |
Yes, Mr. Edwards, do you remember that sperm donation of yours many years ago? Well . . . |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
308 |
I told you our head hunter lacked imagination. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
309 |
Yes. Only it isn't John Malkovitch, it's the IT guy. |
1.3556 |
0.05409 |
135 |
98 |
26 |
11 |
310 |
They just finished the national female dress code and the education limit for black youth, and now they're going to take a short break. |
1.3551 |
0.05708 |
138 |
104 |
19 |
15 |
311 |
He's repeating himself again. |
1.3534 |
0.05463 |
133 |
97 |
25 |
11 |
312 |
It's the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
313 |
The fall spawn has commenced. Prepare the 45th floor. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
314 |
I can't tell which one you want. They're all wearing the same shoes. |
1.3534 |
0.05668 |
133 |
99 |
21 |
13 |
315 |
No, I don't see him. |
1.3534 |
0.05668 |
133 |
99 |
21 |
13 |
316 |
Tell President Trump I found the 5 million fraudulent voters. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
317 |
It's amazing. You should see these guys. They're all wearing identical Trump ties. |
1.3534 |
0.05865 |
133 |
101 |
17 |
15 |
318 |
No, we wanted 100 copies of Wilson's REPORT |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
319 |
One is pigeon-toed. Is that significant? |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
320 |
How is it racist to say they all look the same? |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
321 |
This is not going to help our diversity statistics. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
322 |
Yeah, I think the interview went well, but I'm not sure I fit in to their corporate culture. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
323 |
I'm pretty sure he isn't here. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
324 |
Can you give me any other distinguishing features? |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
325 |
When I said I needed a hundred copies of the bill, I wasn't talking about that Bill. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
326 |
Bald, myopic, and has a mustache? Yeah, I think I see him. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
327 |
The speech was going well until he started repeating himself. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
328 |
I sent the e-mail and copied Stan. |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
329 |
Our meetings take so long because Harry always repeats himself! |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
330 |
And remember to bring the name tags. |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
331 |
I've got the average focus group you requested. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
332 |
Our diversity program looks better on paper. |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
333 |
To other sheep, each sheep looks different. |
1.3488 |
0.04879 |
129 |
89 |
35 |
5 |
334 |
Are you sure this is the Women's Health Committee? |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
335 |
Could you let HR know that our problem in Accounting has multiplied? |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
336 |
I think I'm going to need a better description of Mr. Beavis if I'm going to find him in the Accounting Department. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
337 |
I just don’t know how we’re going to pay all the Bills. |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
338 |
Describe him to me. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
339 |
Yes Sir, our meeting is just breaking up and yes I believe I managed to stand out in the crowd, no worries. |
1.3488 |
0.04753 |
129 |
88 |
37 |
4 |
340 |
Tech support? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
341 |
I just can't get enough of him! |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
342 |
I swiped right, and I *thought* the screen froze, so I kept swiping . . . |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
343 |
This job does tend to attract a certain type. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
344 |
The guys from Xerox are here. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
345 |
Mr. Lemming has arrived for his interview, sir. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
346 |
I'm much better with names. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
347 |
Maybe working at Xerox isn't for me, after all. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
348 |
I'm having difficulty blending in. |
1.3462 |
0.05429 |
130 |
95 |
25 |
10 |
349 |
We built a wall but they built a door. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
350 |
I have an inexplicable urge to file my income taxes. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
351 |
You were right mom, all men are alike/ |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
352 |
I think we're finally ready for the iPhone face test. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
353 |
Yes sir, all 48 of them wearing the same tie. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
354 |
We may have been too restrictive in our focus group. |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
355 |
If you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
356 |
The candidates all looked the same on paper, so we thought personal interviews might help. |
1.3438 |
0.04632 |
128 |
87 |
38 |
3 |
357 |
The 3-D printer is stuck on 'Sheldon' again. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
358 |
What do you mean I can't miss him? |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
359 |
I'll have to call you back, Cheryl. The accountants broke out of their pen again. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
360 |
Um... the virus may have got the IT guy |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
361 |
Yes, we're going to need some name tags. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
362 |
Yes Mr. Trump, the diversity hires are here. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
363 |
I think we may have a hard time choosing the right applicant. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
364 |
Hello, Quality Control? The 3D printer is stuck again |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
365 |
It's that guy with the multiple personality disorder again. |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
366 |
Yes, he's all here now. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
367 |
I think I see him... is he wearing a tie? |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
368 |
We need to call maintenance. The 3D Printer is glitching again. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
369 |
Same old same old sir. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
370 |
Hold on. I think our diversity training seminar just let out. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
371 |
Men they're all alike. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
372 |
We have a code Carl. I repeat it's a code Carl. |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
373 |
Can you give me something other than a physical description? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
374 |
Not only that, but when I asked, "What sets you apart from others," they all said the same thing. |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
375 |
Not only that, but they all have to go to the bathroom at the same time. |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
376 |
Central Casting. Please hold. |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
124 |
88 |
30 |
6 |
377 |
Sir, the dodecatuplets are here. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
378 |
Better send that repair guy for the 3-D printer again. |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
379 |
Are you sure he doesn't have a mustache? |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
380 |
I know I said I needed more employees like Henry... |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
381 |
I'm telling you, Jen, if you've seen one man, you've seen them all. |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
382 |
Meeting to vote on the future of women's health care, adjourned. |
1.3361 |
0.06004 |
122 |
94 |
15 |
13 |
383 |
Yes, the accountants meeting is over. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
384 |
Remember when Pete called space-time his 'plaything' and we laughed it off? |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
385 |
Call I.T. Someone left the 3-D printer on the "Myron" setting again. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
386 |
...and that's the last time I have a three-martini lunch. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
387 |
They all want vanilla ice cream. |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
388 |
No no, not an embarrassment of riches, an embarrassment of Riches! |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
389 |
Remember last tax season you prayed for a clone of Vern from Accounting? Answered. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
390 |
We've got big trouble, the accountants have learned to multiply! |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
391 |
Sir, I think the copies are ready. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
392 |
Stacy, your ex-husbands are here. Do you want me to call security? |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
393 |
Orientation was a success. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
394 |
Hello, Mr. Trump? The women's health experts are here. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
395 |
They're older how, but it's them! All the Waldos. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
396 |
You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
397 |
It's Mister Shapiro. He's gone viral. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
398 |
CLOWNS, CLOWNS! I said "send in the clowns." |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
399 |
Actually, it should be pretty easy to find Waldo. |
1.3333 |
0.06073 |
120 |
93 |
14 |
13 |
400 |
This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I could use a few dozen more just like him. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
401 |
Looks like Alan Greenspan was quite a sperm donor. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
402 |
Phones. I ordered phones. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
403 |
Fire everyone in the Diversity Department. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
404 |
The cloning machine is out of toner. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
405 |
.....so, you're saying he has a mole on the right side of his penis? |
1.3333 |
0.05849 |
123 |
94 |
17 |
12 |
406 |
I take it back. You weren't being prejudiced. They DO all look alike. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
407 |
If you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
408 |
Oh my gosh! They all just met their father, the world's most prolific sperm donor, |
1.3333 |
0.06299 |
120 |
95 |
10 |
15 |
409 |
I don't care if you sprayed. I know what I'm looking at. |
1.3333 |
0.05957 |
120 |
92 |
16 |
12 |
410 |
Some men who say their name is Todd are here to see you, sir. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
411 |
Yes, I'm standing in front of the Copy Room. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
412 |
No, no. I said 'phone' Larry in tech support. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
413 |
The most curious thing is that they can't stand each other. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
414 |
Get I.T. up to the 3rd floor.............Johnson is playing with the 3D printer again |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
415 |
Sir, I don't think we'll fill our diversity quota |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
416 |
Yes sir, I think Smith has taken multitasking to a whole new level... |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
417 |
It could go either way, sir. The lead ones are still probing their new freedom. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
418 |
The 1981 Chippendale's calendar reunion. |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
419 |
No, no, I definitely see him now. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
420 |
Did you really tell Ralph we could use 1,0000 more like him? |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
421 |
Neds here. No, no apostrophe. |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
422 |
Many members of the President's cabinet, but no, I have not spotted Waldo yet. |
1.3246 |
0.06167 |
114 |
89 |
13 |
12 |
423 |
Yes, the team from Xerox is here. |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
424 |
I'm telling you, all white guys look alike to me. |
1.3246 |
0.05910 |
114 |
87 |
17 |
10 |
425 |
Oh, for Pete's sake, I said send in the clowns, NOT clones! |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
426 |
Um... Mr. Sondheim? It appears they've sent in the clones. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
427 |
Everyone will have the turkey sandwich. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
428 |
Men? They're all the same. |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
429 |
I'll try to find him, can you tell me what he looks like? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
430 |
Remember when you said we needed a hundred more just like him? |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
431 |
We need service on our 3-D copier ASAP! |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
432 |
I don't care if it's mandatory, Gail, I am NOT going in there! |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
433 |
You better make that two border collies. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
434 |
No, I said, "Send in the clowns!" [ clowns italic ] |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
435 |
The diversity meeting is just letting out. |
1.3214 |
0.05107 |
112 |
80 |
28 |
4 |
436 |
The break room is crawling with ineffective middle managers. I thought we sprayed for them just last week? |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
437 |
Hello? Margaret? What was inside that cigarette you left on the table? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
438 |
Yes, this is the sperm donor bank reunion... |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
439 |
My goodness, I'd never realized, all white men really do look alike! |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
440 |
The applicants for the John Doe position are here. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
441 |
That's right: 45 tuna sandwiches, all no crusts, all extra pickle. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
442 |
Same here. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
443 |
But, Mary Beth, you told me he was single! |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
444 |
Yes, it's customer appreciation day here at the sperm bank. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
445 |
No, I ordered 40 subs--not 40 shlubs. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
446 |
Clowns, not clones! |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
447 |
They have sent in the clones. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
448 |
So, what does he look like? |
1.3182 |
0.06048 |
110 |
85 |
15 |
10 |
449 |
Yes, the copier is broken, but we'll never have to hire another accountant |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
450 |
I was joking when I said I wish we could clone Carl! |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
451 |
Oh, Larry's been made redundant. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
452 |
The diversity task force meeting just ended. |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
453 |
It’s like I still see him everywhere. |
1.3148 |
0.06121 |
108 |
84 |
14 |
10 |
454 |
You shouldn't have told that funny little man you helped that you wished we had more employees like Alfred |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
455 |
He can't talk right now -- he's beside himself. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
456 |
Can you describe him one more time? |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
457 |
. . . ". . . and so I said to myself, 'You know, Smithers is really our best employee, I wish we had a hundred like him,' and before I knew it ..." |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
458 |
I think we may have a problem with the 3-D printer. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
459 |
The meeting just let out. Looks like everyone is aligned. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
460 |
Is it racist if I say they all look the same to me? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
461 |
Yes, I admit there's some redundancy in accounting. |
1.3148 |
0.05035 |
108 |
77 |
28 |
3 |
462 |
At the staff meeting you did say you wished you had a hundred just like him. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
463 |
Good news and bad news on that secret cloning project... |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
464 |
But they're all exactly what we're looking for. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
465 |
How do you turn off the 3-D printer? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
466 |
We might need to bring back that diversity initiative. |
1.3148 |
0.06121 |
108 |
84 |
14 |
10 |
467 |
On second thought maybe we should add name tags to the dress code. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
468 |
You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
469 |
Now I see it, Joyce. Men are all the same. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
470 |
I dunno yet, I'm looking for that candidate that really stands out from the crowd. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
471 |
Better get down here. The Accounting Department is staging a walkout! |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
472 |
The candidates for the Silicon Valley CEO position are coming out now. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
473 |
Where do I send the group here for diversity training? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
474 |
The Equifax Team is here looking The Equifax Fraud Team is here..... |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
475 |
Is this the person who placed my ad in the newspaper? I said we needed to staff a 'Greek' restaurant. 'Greek'! |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
476 |
They all claim to be Spartacus! |
1.3148 |
0.06261 |
108 |
85 |
12 |
11 |
477 |
Everybody and their brother showed up for the interview. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
478 |
The Department of Redundancy Department candidates are here. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
479 |
Um, I think we have a situation in the copy room. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
480 |
We can expect a thorough audit this year. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
481 |
Remember when Clyde retired, and you promised me we'd never see the likes of him again? |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
482 |
So, how many "yes men" did you order? |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
483 |
I'd like to report a flood of insurance adjusters. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
484 |
I don't think putting it to a group vote will be necessary. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
485 |
President Trump fired them all as their ties are too short. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
486 |
Hello? Copier repair? |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
487 |
The White House diversity task force just arrived. |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
488 |
Congress is out of session. |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
489 |
HR always sends us the same type candidate! |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
490 |
Well, not exactly alike. Close enough though and there's enough of them for all the new jobs. No, no one will notice when any of them are fired. Yes, Sir, you're welcome. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
491 |
How many donations did you say you made at the sperm clinic, sir? |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
492 |
Our job description was way too precise! |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
493 |
You were right, Mom! There are plenty of men out there! |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
494 |
I think our job posting may be a bit too specific. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
495 |
Get me Alice, in duplicating. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
496 |
Well, I guess it depends upon what you mean by diversity. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
497 |
They're coming out now. He's the bald one with the mustache and glasses. |
1.3113 |
0.04900 |
106 |
75 |
29 |
2 |
498 |
Hello, Xerox tech support? We have a major malfunction. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
499 |
We're looking for our sperm donor. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
500 |
Should I send in the next replicant? |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
501 |
"Yes, he's all here". |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
502 |
I can't find Waldo. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
503 |
Okay, send in the bald headed guy with the glasses and mustache. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
504 |
I think they're all on the same page now. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
505 |
What's he look like? |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
506 |
Hello? I have a few questions about our new copier. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
507 |
...and while we'd love the Audubon Society's support, this is the Bald LEGAL foundation... |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
508 |
Looks like the lab guys might have solved our staffing problem. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
509 |
I quit, if it’s all the same to you. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
510 |
We need to talk about our workplace diversity policy. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
511 |
The anti-diversity protesters are here. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
512 |
We have a number of qualified applicants, but no one's standing out. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
513 |
And the boss says we don't need to work on our diversity hiring! |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
514 |
I'm going to need name tags, stat! |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
515 |
Looks like the President's campaign rally just let out. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
516 |
Chief, I'm thinking fingerprints instead of line-ups. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
517 |
No question, it's going to be a tough choice. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
518 |
As I said before: "all men are alike". |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
519 |
Betsy, I'll have to call you back. My sexual fantasy has just come true. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
520 |
The 3 D printer is working as expected. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
521 |
I don't know, they're all looking for the men's room. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
522 |
Looks like we have another problem in the copy room. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
523 |
The good news is that today's turnout is exceptional. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
524 |
Is the 3D copier still under warranty? |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
525 |
Ok, but what does he look like? |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
526 |
Send up name tags. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
527 |
Does he wear glasses and a moustache? |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
528 |
Jones is metastasising! |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
529 |
I need more than your husband looks like a boring accountant. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
530 |
He just seems a bit "all over the place". |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
531 |
Yes sir. I'll bring him upstairs. What does he look like? |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
532 |
Come quickly! The 3D printer has gone rogue. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
533 |
Tall, balding guy with glasses? Yup, I see him now. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
534 |
Bob, we really need to talk about our diversity policy. |
1.3030 |
0.05067 |
99 |
71 |
26 |
2 |
535 |
It worked |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
536 |
I said I needed clowns not clones! |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
537 |
Well, I still have a lot more interviews to conduct, but so far none of the candidates really seem to stick out. |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
538 |
Hello, IT department? The second floor copier is acting up again. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
539 |
Sorry but not a single applicant stands out in this group. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
540 |
The copier seems to be working again |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
541 |
I think we were way too specific on the recruiting site. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
542 |
Yes Lord Vader - the Norm Troopers are ready. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
543 |
The ¨Individual Management Styles" seminar is just ending. Did you need to speak to them? |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
544 |
I think they like it, but one and a half baths will never do. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
545 |
We’ve been duped! |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
546 |
...no, nothing in the mail today. Just a lot of Bills. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
547 |
Dr. Smithers? I think I'm ready to sign the consent for that cataract surgery. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
548 |
George Cloney is here for his audition. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
549 |
Well,it looks like Smithers finally blew himself into smithereens |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
550 |
Hey Karen, call the I.T. guy; the copy machine is on the fritz again |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
551 |
One moment, I'll see if he is here. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
552 |
It looks like the decision was unanimous. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
553 |
I don't think it's liberal nonsense to want more diversity. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
554 |
Oh, my exes just showed up. You may be right about me having a type. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
555 |
Push the stop button on the 3-D printer NOW! |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
556 |
Please let him know that the members from his Women and Minorities in America advisory group have arrived |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
557 |
Mr. Dorfman says he accidentally hit "Replicate All" on his new IPhone X... |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
558 |
Describe him again |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
559 |
Bob 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are here for their meeting. And possibly Bob 9 through 99. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
560 |
I think I'm at the wrong audition. |
1.2990 |
0.06742 |
97 |
79 |
7 |
11 |
561 |
They decided to keep the status-quo. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
562 |
Better get IT up to four. Bob's playing around with the 3D printer again. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
563 |
Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
564 |
It's a reality show called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
565 |
The diversity officer is out sick. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
566 |
There seems to be some kind of problem in the copier room. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
567 |
They all look the same to me. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
568 |
Sir, Harris is having a problem understanding what 'being made redundant' means. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
569 |
You know that diverse focus group you asked for? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
570 |
Remember when you said you wished you could clone Floyd in Accounting? |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
571 |
Hello pest control? We appear to have account ants. |
1.2990 |
0.06581 |
97 |
78 |
9 |
10 |
572 |
Ah, yes. The one with the mustache! |
1.2990 |
0.04897 |
97 |
69 |
27 |
1 |
573 |
Don't worry. I think I found the copy room. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
574 |
Remember saying you wanted a hundred just like him? |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
575 |
The order was for 300 vanilla "cones"! |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
576 |
They said I wasn't a good fit. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
577 |
I wanted 500 copies of the account, not the accountant. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
578 |
Mr. Sondheim, I thought you said 'send in the clones'. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
579 |
Let me call you back. The firm's diversity committee meeting just finished. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
580 |
Yes sir, I did make three dozen copies of the results from your DNA test. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
581 |
Hold on please, the panel on diversity is just letting out. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
582 |
Apparently they only come in one size. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
583 |
I really need to come in today, doctor. No, seeing double is the least of my problems now. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
584 |
That's a yes. Several of our employees are redundant. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
585 |
So this is what you meant when you said the accountants are multiplying? |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
586 |
Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz and Horwitz, How may I direct your call? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
587 |
Yes sir...Mr. Lemming has just arrived. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
588 |
No, I said Fritz has been on the copier again. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
589 |
Okay, got it - bow tie! I'll let you know when he comes out. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
590 |
They're lost without their shirt pockets. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
591 |
You're gonna have to be more specific. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
592 |
We're going to need name tags. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
593 |
Can you give me a better description? |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
594 |
We need to talk about diversity. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
595 |
We may have been a little too specific. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
596 |
Oh, hang on, I think I see him coming out now... |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
597 |
Sir, you don't understand. It's the entire IRS. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
598 |
Gary Larson's been here again. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
599 |
Nothing unusual, really; all men are just the same. You just can't tell them apart... |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
600 |
Mrs. Klein? The folks from Doppel, Ganger and Co. are in to see you. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
601 |
I thought you said that I would have no trouble recognizing him. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
602 |
The diversity committee has arrived. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
603 |
Oh, you wanted me to make 50 copies FOR Mr. Hurwitz. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
604 |
There's a bunch of guys here wearing the same tie! |
1.2903 |
0.06765 |
93 |
76 |
7 |
10 |
605 |
I'll call you back, the Equality & Diversity Committee have just finished their annual meeting |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
606 |
Sir, the copier is on the Fritz again. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
607 |
The accountants just went viral. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
608 |
A mole under which ear? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
609 |
Alert the commission - we've finally found an irrefutable case of voter fraud. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
610 |
How exactly was your help wanted ad worded? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
611 |
Yes, I see him. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
612 |
His identifying-tattoo is where??? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
613 |
Yes, Bobs with an 's'. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
614 |
I think the job description may have been too specific. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
615 |
I don't know, but they seem harmless. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
616 |
It's so hard to pick just one. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
617 |
What's he wearing? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
618 |
No one really stands out |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
619 |
Okay, who hit Reply to All? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
620 |
The volunteers are here for the Facial Recognition Research Project. |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
621 |
Looks like the Republicans are here. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
622 |
The diversity program isn't working. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
623 |
Tech support? Get up here. One 3-D printer has gone rogue. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
624 |
H.R., we need to revisit our diversity policies. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
625 |
I specifically ordered CLOWNS. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
626 |
Looks like the diversity meeting is over. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
627 |
Hello Mulder, it's worse than we thought. - Geography teachers, hundreds of them. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
628 |
The copy writers are here. |
1.2903 |
0.06765 |
93 |
76 |
7 |
10 |
629 |
What's he wearing? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
630 |
Who ordered 100 engineers without pocket protectors? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
631 |
Send in the clones. There ought to be clones. Don't bother, they're here! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
632 |
You know that door down in the basement we've been told never to open...? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
633 |
Hey boss, the Diversity Committee is here. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
634 |
I think we should relax our dress code. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
635 |
None of these candidates seem to stand out in a crowd, Sir |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
636 |
I need to go my midlife crisis group is arriving. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
637 |
Sir, accounting has gotten into the 3D printer again. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
638 |
The agency said they don't have two competent women like we requested, so they sent .... |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
639 |
Mr. Gohrun has gone viral. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
640 |
The bald guy with the mustache and glasses? Yep, got 'em. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
641 |
Turn it off! TURN IT OFF! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
642 |
I'll check. What does he look like? |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
643 |
On which floor is Diversity Training? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
644 |
Looks like the Boys From Brazil just arrived. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
645 |
HR said they made him redundant. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
646 |
There seems to be a problem with our new copier. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
647 |
We have a problem in the copy room. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
648 |
Tell the Casting Agent she's getting a raise. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
649 |
He may be here- what does he look like? |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
650 |
Here he comes now... |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
651 |
I know I can't say this, but they all look alike. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
652 |
Yes, Mr. Johnson is repeating himself again. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
653 |
"Hello, Equifax"? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
654 |
Are you looking for anyone in particular? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
655 |
Looks like the diversity training session just ended. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
656 |
I have to say this new training course really reshaped employees to align with our corporate image. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
657 |
I'm going to need you to be more descriptive. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
658 |
Nerd Alert! The physics lab has created another rift in the spacetime continuum. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
659 |
I think RD had a breakthrough on the 3D copier project |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
660 |
I understand it's an accountant's job to multiply, sir, but that's not what I mean. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
661 |
Sir, the Anderson googoltuplets are here to see you. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
662 |
You've seen one, you've seen 'em all! |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
663 |
But you sent out the invitation to multiple universes! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
664 |
I said to send in the clowns not clones. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
665 |
I am reporting two violations of the dress code. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
666 |
When we said we would love to fill our company with temps just like him, we weren't speaking literally... |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
667 |
Never mind. I see him now; he's the tall one in the dark pants. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
668 |
... and send someone over to fix the copier. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
669 |
I'd like to order 400 black coffees and 400 plain donuts please. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
670 |
Yes, send in the clones. Don't bother, they're here. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
671 |
I got to go... I think he just walked in. |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
672 |
Without moustaches? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
673 |
I think our 'want ad' was a bit too specific |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
674 |
Looks like Johnson locked himself in the 3D printer again... |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
675 |
How would you describe him? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
676 |
It's the 3-D printer--it's on the Fritz again. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
677 |
Well the 3-D printer appears to be working fine. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
678 |
Sir, accounting's been duplicating Bills again. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
679 |
I'm waiting for Ned. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
680 |
Seems we may want to consider expanding our diversity program. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
681 |
Our new head of genetic research seems to have quite a sense of humor. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
682 |
Would someone PLEASE turn off the copier machine in HR! |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
683 |
Nevertheless, Howard knew that he was different from all the others. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
684 |
I asked you to pick up herbs, not Herbs. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
685 |
None of them has said "Take me to your Leader" so I'm putting them in the auditorium. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
686 |
What do you mean, you forgot the name tags? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
687 |
Send in the....oh, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
688 |
Something really strange is going on in the copy room. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
689 |
If the aliens are so advanced, why aren’t they more stylish? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
690 |
Your personal information may have been compromised. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
691 |
Sir, Mr. Lemming is here for the interview. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
692 |
Who let the nerds out? |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
693 |
It's a spin-off for next season: A Game of Clones. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
694 |
They want to know why their results on Ancestory.com are so different. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
695 |
Balding, moustache, shirt sleeves, striped tie--yes, I see him. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
696 |
The Republican establishment is on the move. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
697 |
H.R.? I think your job listings are getting too specific. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
698 |
They're demanding higher pay for individual initiative. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
699 |
Could you give me another distinguishing characteristic? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
700 |
Hold on, Clarice. Our Diversity Committee just finished its meeting. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
701 |
He's just breaking up now. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
702 |
Where are the clowns? |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
703 |
That's right, we've been "Melvin'd". |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
704 |
These robot accountants look more real with every shipment we get. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
705 |
Hello? Mr. Page? Code Orange! Dolly has left the pen. Repeat. Dolly has left the pen. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
706 |
I'll check. What does he look like? |
1.2759 |
0.06679 |
87 |
71 |
8 |
8 |
707 |
He's iterating. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
708 |
Sir, they've sent in the clones. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
709 |
Could you be a little more specific? |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
710 |
Your toupee models have arrived. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
711 |
So...I asked that all the bills be sent to the third floor and... |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
712 |
We cloned the wrong George! No Clooney here, just George from Accounting |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
713 |
Just to clarify, you did say, 'Send in the Clones,' correct? |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
714 |
The copier is broken again. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
715 |
The accountants are multiplying! |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
716 |
No, Harvey hasn't come out yet. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
717 |
These accountants all look alike to me. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
718 |
Yes Mr. Adams sir, they've arrived to sign the Treaty of Gents. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
719 |
Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
720 |
Tell IT the 3D printer is stuck again. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
721 |
I haven’t seen the defendant, but this is definitely a jury of SOMEBODY’S peers. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
722 |
The gentlemen from Xerox are here. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
723 |
Could you describe him one more time, please? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
724 |
i'll take a dozen |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
725 |
The door to the accountants area was left open again. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
726 |
I think that we have to discuss nepotism. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
727 |
You know that sorcerer's apprentice you hired yesterday? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
728 |
Yes, it was a typo...the ad should've read 'we're looking for a BOLD new look!' |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
729 |
This must be a Trump cabinet meeting. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
730 |
I'm gonna have to call you back. It turns out our new copier can do more than just paper. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
731 |
Could somebody please turn off the 3-D printer. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
732 |
"Yes, I'm starting the diversity in the workplace training now". |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
733 |
What did you say he looks like? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
734 |
I meant copy Bob on the email! |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
735 |
Is he a balding guy with a moustache and glasses? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
736 |
Maybe our diversity initiative could be tweaked. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
737 |
'Balding, glasses, and a moustache' just doesn't give me enough information, sir. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
738 |
They're like Bitcoins sir,...with mustaches. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
739 |
Stop! We're running out of cubicles. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
740 |
Sir, the Accountant is multiplying, what should I do? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
741 |
Harold had been made redundant. |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
742 |
Did you mention to anyone else in the lab that I'd like to meet more men just like your Uncle Stephen? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
743 |
Jones and Jones Unlimited, how may I assist you? |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
744 |
Sorry, I don't see anyone in a red and white striped sweater and ski cap. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
745 |
I'm in the building, but where's the room full of women wearing a blazer and heels? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
746 |
Hi Frank..... I'm still not sure who let the Dougs out but I think I've found them. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
747 |
Hang on. We're having a problem in the copy room. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
748 |
So far, Sir, all we've been able to clone are CPAs. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
749 |
Hello, Security? This is Amanda from H.R. It looks like someone left Accounting's door open again. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
750 |
Mr. Pederson..get ahold of yourselves.. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
751 |
No, they're not wearing name tags. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
752 |
Yes, please contact the White House. We've had a breakthrough with the new immigration screening policy. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
753 |
I'll have to call you back. Things are getting Harry up here. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
754 |
I know a job is a job but I can't see myself fitting in here. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
755 |
Well I can't tell them apart, they're all wearing ties. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
756 |
It seems they're looking for a leader |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
757 |
The corporate branding program has succeeded. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
758 |
Shall I send in the clones, Sir? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
759 |
Sir, the 3-D copier is on the fritz again. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
760 |
H. R. Did they all look the same when we hired them? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
761 |
The male exotic dancers just arrived. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
762 |
Mr. Hadley, I think we have a nepotism problem in the actuarial department. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
763 |
Hello Zoltar, this is Janice from accounting. Remember when I said "I wish we could clone Marty?" |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
764 |
Hey, could you let the repair guy know that the copy machine is on the fritz again? |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
765 |
Yes, I saw him vote more than once! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
766 |
Beside himself? No, Mr. Higgins is more than beside himself! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
767 |
Um, any other distinguishing features? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
768 |
Just how specific a demographic are we trying to target? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
769 |
We're letting them out now but if they imprint on me you'll have to explain it to Human Resources. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
770 |
Yes, we have received your facsimiles. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
771 |
The new Temp got his tie caught in the 3D Printer again. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
772 |
They all just seem like the next guy. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
773 |
Bad news. They stole your identity. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
774 |
Uh hello, E-Harmony, I think I need to cancel my profile. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
775 |
But you said you wished you had a thousand guys like Bob |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
776 |
They're all here to file claims of identity theft! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
I said he was a model employee... |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
778 |
You won't believe what tie everyone is wearing today. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
779 |
'Talk about a jury of his peers...' |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
780 |
The bad news is, it's Carlson. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
781 |
I found accounting but they're all on break. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
782 |
Send in the clones... oops, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
783 |
'The diversity team has arrived' |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
784 |
Mr. President? I think you can fill all your vacant appointments. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
785 |
Karen, I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
786 |
Jones, Jones, and Jones, et al. How may I direct your call? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
787 |
Your 3:01 through 3:56 are here to discuss the time paradox issue. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
788 |
You would think they would make sex-bots a little more attractive. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
789 |
You might not qualify. Our HR department has precise guidelines for accountants. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
790 |
The Waldos are finished. Are you ready with the Evelyns? |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
791 |
DNA links them all to Groucho Marx! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
792 |
They're just now coming out for their copy break. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
793 |
Does he have any distinguishing characteristics? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
794 |
Just curious, Fred. Do you see fifty copies of me while we're talking? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
795 |
They say they come in peace but need all our toner cartridges. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
796 |
Any other identifying information other than bald with glasses? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
797 |
You better get up here. The boss is beside himself. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
798 |
Could you be more specific? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
799 |
The Accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
800 |
We're going to need those name tags. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
801 |
Mr. Collins, did we schedule diversity training today? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
802 |
Did you say his name was John? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
803 |
The white collar variety always become invasive. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
804 |
He's here. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
805 |
There seems to be an accounting error. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
806 |
The models for the Andy Warhol art class are here. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
807 |
The auditors smell blood, sir. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
808 |
Well all those DACA workers used to be on this floor. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
809 |
The jury just reached a unanimous decision in record time. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
810 |
I am not sure where to direct them. They said they are here for diversity training. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
811 |
Why do I keep attracting the same man over and over? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
812 |
Let's skip the diversity training. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
813 |
"There seem to be more of him than meets the eye". |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
814 |
I think I'll skip the speed dating tonight. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
815 |
How exactly did you mean "You'll know him when you see him?" |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
816 |
How did you say I would recognize him? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
817 |
Let me call you back. The senate just got out. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
818 |
Yah, "Building a diverse corporate culture" just let out. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
819 |
Please tell me you remembered to bring the name tags. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
820 |
I'm worried I wouldn't be a good fit here. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
821 |
Sure, I'll put you on. Can you describe him? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
822 |
I told you I had binders full of men. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
823 |
I told you not to put the copier in the genetics lab. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
824 |
... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ...he's here ... he's here ... |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
825 |
I think he's in the copy room. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
826 |
He's very worried--says he's beside himself. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
827 |
I think we've got our man. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
828 |
Definitely the worst case of indentity theft I've ever seen |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
829 |
I know you said he's "one in a million", but couldn't he come by himself? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
830 |
"You said he's the one with the long tie and small moustache and glasses? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
831 |
Your employment ad may have been a bit too specific. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
832 |
There may be the possibility of voter fraud. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
833 |
I don't see Waldo. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
834 |
Speed dating looks like a disaster tonight. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
835 |
Clowns. I said clowns. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
836 |
Henry's been taking selfies with the 3-D printer. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
837 |
Siri misunderstood when I asked for the nearest gyms. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
838 |
I thought I ordered a thousand forks, not a thousand dorks. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
839 |
Yes, the algorithm works. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
840 |
Yeah, I guess you could say I stood out in the interview. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
841 |
I told them to wear different ties! |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
842 |
Yeah, the diversity workshop just let out. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
843 |
We'll just have to treat them as equals. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
844 |
"Nondescript guy" is here for the audition. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
845 |
The Gene Hacker 3000 is malfunctioning again. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
846 |
I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
847 |
Yes. They came to consensus quite quickly, as if all of one mind. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
848 |
The choice will be simpler than you thought. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
849 |
Amy, I don't think I fit in here. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
850 |
Hi, yeah, I'm right past the door and holding up a piece of paper. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
851 |
I think our want ad may have been too specific.. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
852 |
I think our copy machine has malfunctioned. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
853 |
They multiply like accountants. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
854 |
Urgent.The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
855 |
They're here for the diversity training workshop. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
856 |
Bob, we really need to diversify our workforce... I think we can hire someone other than Larry. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
857 |
I'm afraid the job specifications for your help-wanted ad were two narrow. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
858 |
We're having trouble with the copier again. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
859 |
Which candidate would you like to see first? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
860 |
I've been at this firm way too long. Everyone is beginning to look alike. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
861 |
Uhh, Mr. Sondheim….don’t bother, they’re here. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
862 |
Honey, I'm getting worried about the office groupthink. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
863 |
The early diversity training results aren't encouraging. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
864 |
Breaking news! The Republican Congress members have finally agreed on a vote to repeal Obamacare.......... |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
865 |
I'm here, sir. How will I recognize you? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
866 |
We have a major identity crisis here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
867 |
Uh, bad news: remember the nerdy guy we fired who was setting up the 3D printer for the ties? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
868 |
Cancel the exterminator. There has been a misunderstanding about W.A.S.P.s in the conference room. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
869 |
Mr. Elliot is beside himself. |
1.2564 |
0.06933 |
78 |
65 |
6 |
7 |
870 |
Balding, mustache, glasses... Oh, yes, I see him! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
871 |
What do you mean, I have "a type?" |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
872 |
Middle management is here. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
873 |
Pay the ransom. The hackers got into the copy machine. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
874 |
Look, he can be all the places all the time, that's what sets us apart from the other firms. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
875 |
Code red! The accounting department has escaped! |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
876 |
I'd like to report a problem with your internet dating service |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
877 |
I think we ordered too many |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
878 |
You're right, this company does have a diversity problem. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
879 |
How many times did you swipe right? |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
880 |
CLOWNS! I said send over some CLOWNS! |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
881 |
Your 10 to the thirtieth is here. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
882 |
Security? The engineers are getting out again. |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
883 |
Hello, Triple A Pest Control? They're back! |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
884 |
Apparently the infection is spreading. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
885 |
All the same height, weight, everything! They're perfect backup dancers! |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
886 |
Don't bother, Mr. Sondheim. They're here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
887 |
Men are all the same. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
888 |
Sir, the Republican nominees have arrived for the debate. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
889 |
He did say we'd be impressed with his numbers. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
890 |
How many does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
891 |
Hi, Debbie, be prepared for plenty of mansplaining this meeting. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
892 |
I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
893 |
The demographic is here. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
894 |
What does he look like again? |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
895 |
The apprentice is holding on line two. Patch me through to the sorcerer. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
896 |
They all used the same fertility clinic as a reference |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
897 |
Cancel the diversity workshop. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
898 |
The copier repairman is here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
899 |
Carol? Call IT and tell them the 3D printer is acting up again. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
900 |
No, no. I said I wanted some scones, not clones. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
901 |
Actually, they all look like his profile picture. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
902 |
The new hires are here for diversity training. |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
903 |
Yes, I'll try to find him. Again, what does he look like? |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
904 |
Something really sci-fi just happened in the copy room. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
905 |
I thought the audit is starting next Monday! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
906 |
Yes, it's about the facial recognition software you installed |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
907 |
Yes Mr. Trump, there's a healthy amount of diversity. One mentioned tacos. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
908 |
It appears that the 3-D printer has jammed again. |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
909 |
Security--Mr. McTeague is 3-D printing again. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
910 |
No, we’re not an equal opportunity employer. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
911 |
Bow ties. I said bow ties. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
912 |
The good news is Gary fixed the 3D printer. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
913 |
Yes, the diversity committee meeting just got out. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
914 |
My God! That poor coat-check girl! |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
915 |
I had heard he was a "Me! Me! Me!" type of person, but I had no idea! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
916 |
Uh , Hi, is this the match.com hotline...? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
917 |
Can you describe him for me? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
918 |
No, no irregularities here. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
919 |
Yes, this is the casting call for March of the Penguins' Accountants |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
920 |
Housekeeping? I wish to report an infestation of mediocrity. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
921 |
Yes, I know you just fumigated last month, but I think they're already coming back. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
922 |
Tech support? Fourteenth floor. It's the copier again. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
923 |
No. I can't report anything unusual. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
924 |
And bring the nose hair clippers. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
925 |
As I said, Brent, the new robot line may not be marketable to the six year-old demographic. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
926 |
It's hard to tell who's to blame. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
927 |
I think we were too specific in our help wanted ad. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
928 |
Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
929 |
These applicants are all the same. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
930 |
We can use the conference room - the diversity committee meeting is just adjourning. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
931 |
They say "Just call me Jimbo" and they have a form letter |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
932 |
It's not what you think, but your husband won't be coming home alone. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
933 |
The Wharton glee club is here and hungry. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
934 |
Yeah, someone left the door to accounting unlocked again. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
935 |
The photocopier has gone rogue |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
936 |
I think it's time to turn off the 3-D printer. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
937 |
Who called the Fibonacci Accountant Service? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
938 |
Professor, there's news on your cloning experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
939 |
Replicants have breached the outer wall but don't appear to be aggressive. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
940 |
Uh, how many doubles did you say this film needed? |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
941 |
I know I've seen him before. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
942 |
No not Klondike! I said they cloned Ike! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
943 |
I'm sure I only ordered one. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
944 |
I don't think these applicants are going to meet our diversity criteria. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
945 |
I'm calling to report a problem with our 3D printer. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
946 |
I may have fired the wrong Bob. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
947 |
The geneticist is here with his portfolio. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
948 |
He's just been beside himself all day. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
949 |
I now understand the redundancy concerns the leadership team raised |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
950 |
Can I call you back? The copy room is jammed. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
951 |
Um, Mr. Disney, the Sorcerer's apprentice is at it again. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
952 |
Mr. Kobach, I think I found that voter fraud you were concerned about. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
953 |
The pods have been breached! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
954 |
Cheryll, you know how you've always said you wished there could be more guys like Bob...? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
955 |
Sorry, I thought you said 'Send in the clones!'. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
956 |
I don't think our workforce diversity policy's working! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
957 |
Yes, this is Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldtstache and Baldestache and .... |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
958 |
Mr. Collins, the yes men have arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
959 |
They are all saying something about the Million Me March |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
960 |
Those freshly minted MBA's you ordered have just arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
961 |
Honey, I'm going to have to call you back. The U.S. government just walked it. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
962 |
Dr. Jekyll, your mr. hydes have arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
963 |
NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
964 |
I looked and he isn't here. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
965 |
I forgot the name tags! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
966 |
We have a situation in the copy room. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
967 |
...and they appear politically correct. Yes, PC clones. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
968 |
What do you mean temporary malfunction? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
969 |
I think the wormhole in Anderson's office is acting up again. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
970 |
We can start the meeting now. The guys from Xerox just arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
971 |
Your Victoria's Secret focus group is waiting. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
972 |
I ordered clowns, not clones. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
973 |
I think that we have a diversity problem |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
974 |
The preliminary experiment worked but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
975 |
Hey Boss, you know that copier repairman that was here yesterday?... |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
976 |
Can you get down here quickly. It seems, I've got an identity crisis on my hands. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
977 |
Hurry, we need many more sport coats! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
978 |
I believe the Xerox session just ended. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
979 |
So, that's how they keep women out of senior management! |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
980 |
We're going to need name tags....lots of them |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
981 |
I'd say IRS from the length of their ties. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
982 |
Clowns...send in the clowns. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
983 |
Yes, IT? Our copier is on the Fritz mode again. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
984 |
When your dating service said multiple chances to meet a match, I had something else in mind! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
985 |
Dr Young, You must call me immediately. The results of the cloning study project we did in 1960 which appeared in the New England Journal Medicine were more successful than you can imagine.. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
986 |
But how do I know which one's the queen? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
987 |
I asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
988 |
Yes Mr. Cook, I believe we're ready to launch the iClone. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
989 |
It just feels like we could use some workplace diversity. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
990 |
The Average Joe convention is just letting out, I'll have to call you back. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
991 |
Tech support? Our copy machine is stuck on David Axelrod. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
992 |
Yes, I'm very confident this is NOT the 'Magic Mike' clone portal. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
993 |
We really need to move that 3D copier out of Accounting. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
994 |
The copier's jammed again. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
995 |
I hit "Reply All." |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
996 |
Our personnel department has to stop looking for similar credentials. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
997 |
Don't bother, they're here. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
998 |
could you describe him for me? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
999 |
Sir, I think we're going to need a shepherd. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1000 |
I wanted clowns for the party, not clones. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1001 |
Did you say look for the bald guy with a small mustache and round glasses? |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1002 |
Cancel the shrimp tempura. He says they're all allergic. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1003 |
I'm pretty sure that Dr. Janson has perfected a highly advanced variant of asexual reproduction. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1004 |
Ask the repairman to come back, still something wrong with the copier. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1005 |
The Accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1006 |
I'm sending up that crop of newly minted MBAs you wanted. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1007 |
Yes, Sir. Your description was perfect! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1008 |
I think the copier was left on the Fred setting again. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1009 |
The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1010 |
It looks like Accounting started multiplying again. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1011 |
Yes Sir, all the ties are made in the USA. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1012 |
The focus group is here. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1013 |
The 3-D printer is on the Fritz. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1014 |
Not quite. We ordered 200 toupees and NO Groucho mustaches! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1015 |
I'm still not sure about Waldo, but I have definitely found Harold. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1016 |
Hold on. Accounting just finished their meeting. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1017 |
Only one of them looks competent. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1018 |
there's one in every crowd |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1019 |
That inquiry e-mail we received one thousand times wasn't a glitch. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1020 |
Please tell HR I was just kidding. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1021 |
It looks like the cloning experiment worked TOO well. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1022 |
Hi Boss, can you get down here? Something sort of spooky happened with George and the 3-d printer. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1023 |
You can turn off the 3D printer now, please. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1024 |
Yeah. The copier's doing that thing again. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1025 |
I said we needed an “Everyman”, not every Everyman! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1026 |
The meeting just broke up and I think we have consensus. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1027 |
We have an identity crisis here. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1028 |
Yes sir, the accountants have taken over the 4th floor. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1029 |
Can't choose, boss. The candidates all appear to be equally qualified. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1030 |
There looking for the "alt center" rally" |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1031 |
I asked you to make multiple copies FOR Mr. Thornton! |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1032 |
The new dress code is having an unexpected effect. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1033 |
It's an accounting nightmare. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1034 |
This is not what I expected a "Zombie Walk" to look like. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1035 |
The white male 55 to 62 demographic is here to see you. |
1.2394 |
0.05101 |
71 |
54 |
17 |
0 |
1036 |
The copy machine's acting up again. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1037 |
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1038 |
Well, she's certainly got a type. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1039 |
I figured out who's been messing with the copier settings. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1040 |
Yes, the meeting to figure out what is wrong with our recruitment process is about to begin. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1041 |
I am afraid your temps are quite run-of-the-mill. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1042 |
That computer dating site has really nailed my type. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1043 |
Your brother has a birthmark where? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1044 |
Boss, there's a flock of someone here to see you. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1045 |
Sir, your numbers are about to get crunched. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1046 |
He did say his greatest strength was multitasking. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1047 |
I'll see if he's here; give me a few days. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1048 |
This fundamentalist cult has a surprisingly shallow gene pool. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1049 |
I'm worried they just hired me to improve the workplace diversity. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1050 |
There's a problem with the copier on the 9th floor. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1051 |
The algorithm HR uses to recruit new accountants is too narrow |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1052 |
Good morning you've reached the law firm of Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein.... |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1053 |
When I said we need to clone the new accountant, it was just an expression. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1054 |
Will you PLEASE stop repeating yourself. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1055 |
Harv, did you forget to turn off the 3D printer? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1056 |
I told you I could change that light bulb myself. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1057 |
I think I found him. Bald, glasses and mustache, right? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1058 |
I don't envy their mother. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1059 |
The good news is the repairman fixed the paper jam. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1060 |
Do you remember last night when you wished we had more employees like Jenkins? Well,.... |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1061 |
I think your in vitro fertilization malpractice case is here. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1062 |
Tell casting it's a good turn-out for the "Where's Waldo Now?" audition. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1063 |
We are going to need as many toupees as you have. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1064 |
Mr. Sinclair, are you ready for your 10:15, 10:20, 10:25, 10:30, 10:35... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1065 |
How many did you order on Amazon? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1066 |
Everywhere you go, there you are. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1067 |
How many did you order? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1068 |
Jody, I need you to press cancel job on the 3D printer. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1069 |
We'll need 252 gray flannel jackets. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1070 |
We're a big company but diversity is not our strength. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1071 |
You told me to wear the wig and ditch the mustache and glasses; I added the skirt suit and heels. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1072 |
Your average Joe just walked through the door! |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1073 |
The accountants just got loose and they look highly aroused, |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1074 |
I've got some good news and some bad news about that cloning experiment. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1075 |
The sales rep claims it's the latest in 3D printing. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1076 |
I'm telling you the Doppel Gang is real. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1077 |
Guess who fell into the 3D printer again. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1078 |
The White House is ready to fill any vacancy. |
1.2394 |
0.07361 |
71 |
61 |
3 |
7 |
1079 |
You're gonna have to give me more than bald with glasses. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1080 |
I've told them. They don't care. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1081 |
Tell me again how I recognize Mr. Smith. |
1.2394 |
0.07082 |
71 |
60 |
5 |
6 |
1082 |
Where should I put middle management? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1083 |
They're right! All men are alike. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1084 |
Yes ma'am, our men are hand selected and specifically tailored to satisfy your day to day needs. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1085 |
Sir, your "Dopplergang" has arrived. |
1.2394 |
0.07082 |
71 |
60 |
5 |
6 |
1086 |
Mary, has the copier repairman already left? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1087 |
Sheila confirms her theory that all men are alike. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1088 |
Yes, he's here...hold on... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1089 |
I didn't want even one of him. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1090 |
I assure you, Mr. Sondheim distinctly said "clowns!" |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1091 |
Mr. Metzger, the auditors are here. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1092 |
Remember that old machine that came with the warehouse? Well, it would appear that Overby has figured out what it's for |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1093 |
We ordered the Office-Party Fun Pack called 'A Thousand Clowns,' but you sent ... um ... |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1094 |
I think he's here — Can you tell me what he smells like? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1095 |
Yes, I'm sure we have a problem with workplace diversity. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1096 |
Maybe we were a little too specific in what kind of candidate we're looking for. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1097 |
At least, I think it's the men's room. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1098 |
I ordered 100 hot-dogs, not Franks. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1099 |
We're out of stock on the five-eight model. Would she accept a five-nine? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1100 |
Sorry, but I wanted twenty-five Ball ... Point ... Pens .... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1101 |
"Oh wait...I see him now". |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1102 |
The new Apple iClones are amazing! |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1103 |
I'd like to report a concern with our diversity program. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1104 |
Oh good lord John just which button did you push? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1105 |
Janice, get down here! I think I found your type! |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1106 |
Do you want the glass half-full or glass half-empty opinion? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1107 |
No I said to send in the clowns. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1108 |
He just came out of the copier room. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1109 |
. . . try unplugging and then plugging in the copier . . . |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1110 |
The instructions clearly state not to lean over the copier. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1111 |
No, I don't know why the FBI classifies Jack Johnson fans as a gang either. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1112 |
I’m sorry. I thought you said, “Send in the clones.” |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1113 |
Cancel the casting call. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1114 |
The auditors are here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1115 |
What color tie is he wearing? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1116 |
Let me see... can you describe him for me? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1117 |
Honestly, I think the copier's really on the fritz Helen! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1118 |
Could you be a little more specific? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1119 |
And their resumes are all identical! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1120 |
Please let him know that the middle management robots have arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1121 |
The compliance department is here. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1122 |
The vote was 32-1 rejecting the claim that gender discrimination is practiced here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1123 |
Well he might still be in the men's room |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1124 |
Bob? I think your identity got stolen again. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1125 |
Nobody here looks like me |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1126 |
He said to let you know that he doesn't find it sincere or flattering. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1127 |
Send in the clones. Oh wait, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1128 |
Can you describe the tie? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1129 |
It's true, at this company they do tend to hire people like themselves. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1130 |
Paradise Pizza? I ordered extra 'olives' not Olivers. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1131 |
Hello maintenance. The copy machine is stuck. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1132 |
Hurry! It's the Accountant's Apprentice! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1133 |
Hello, tech support? Our copier is doing that weird thing again. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1134 |
The problem may be the 3-D printer. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1135 |
Wait… I think I see him coming. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1136 |
There appears to be consensus within the dress code committee. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1137 |
Doctor, I think the DNA copy machine is broken. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1138 |
The product testers and for the l new facial recognition feature are here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1139 |
You said he'd be the one with the mustache. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1140 |
I think our diversity program needs some tweaking. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1141 |
I'm looking for him now, is he wearing a tie? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1142 |
The Diversity and Inclusion Committee meeting is just ending. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1143 |
Clone the accounts? Oh, I misheard you. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1144 |
"It must have auto-corrected to 'Send in the Clones' ". |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1145 |
Looks like it was unanimous. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1146 |
Good news! They are all leaving in complete agreement. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1147 |
Hello Office Services... The Copier seems to be malfunctioning again! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1148 |
The copier is stuck again. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1149 |
Looks like the cloning experiments are working. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1150 |
I think accounting missed that "Diversity in the Workplace" presentation. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1151 |
Marvin Klausteins are here for their ten o'clock appointment. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1152 |
Can you read that help wanted ad to me one more time... |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1153 |
Oh, you know, same old, same old. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1154 |
I ordered a pack of herbs, not a pack of Herbs! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1155 |
The FaceID test team is here. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1156 |
No, Gerald, I distinctly said, "Send in the clowns." |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1157 |
And where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1158 |
Um, there'll be no thinking outside the box with this group. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1159 |
Next time, could you clone Brad Pitt? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1160 |
Call ChristianNerdMatch.com and find out how my work address wound up in my posting. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1161 |
It's a musical number, "Send in the Clones." |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1162 |
Joe has become redundant. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1163 |
The new batch is just starting to emerge. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1164 |
You have got to see the Diversity Committee! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1165 |
Uh, yes, I think there's a problem with the copy machine... |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1166 |
...okay okay what does he look like? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1167 |
No, no, I said send in the clowns |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1168 |
I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1169 |
Tech support to the copy room. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1170 |
The auditors have arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1171 |
Hello, tech support - we had an accident with the copy machine! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1172 |
Sir, I have found the source of our redundancy problem. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1173 |
Right,one hundred ham on white - no mustard |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1174 |
Yes, I see him. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1175 |
You promised you wouldn't hire anymore family. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1176 |
Ms. Kahn? Your exes are here. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1177 |
Your description to the employment agency may have been a little too precise. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1178 |
I think I've found John Doe. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1179 |
Who sent in the clones? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1180 |
The diversity program seems to have hit a snag. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1181 |
Better hurry down here, Henry got stuck in the new 3-D printer ! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1182 |
I've already updated my resume--I probably shouldn't stay too long... |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1183 |
I said duplicate program copies, not program managers. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1184 |
``The bald guy? With glasses?'' |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1185 |
No, we've never had a diversity program here at Greenstein, Greenstein & Greenstein. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1186 |
The accountants have escaped." "Please hurry! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1187 |
What happened to diversity? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1188 |
Right now I'm watching the game of clones. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1189 |
So which one's Bert? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1190 |
I ordered 100 toy drones, not Roy clones. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1191 |
Hold on, let me see if I can find him for you. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1192 |
The Sorcerer's Apprentice has been here again. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1193 |
3-D printer works. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1194 |
Can you give a more complete description of your missing clone? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1195 |
Where are the box lunches? Attendees are beside themselves. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1196 |
Ya, I'd say match.com is experiencing technical difficulties. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1197 |
In the light they all look alike! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1198 |
I've found them on the 2nd floor looking for donuts. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1199 |
Is this duplication maintenance? Something has gone terribly wrong. Mr. Whipple is beside himself. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1200 |
I need a really fast answer. Where is the 'Off' switch on the 3-D printer? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1201 |
The middle managers have gotten loose again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1202 |
I said "CALL THE" IT guy, not "COPY" the IT guy... |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1203 |
I must be paranoid--I'm seeing my ex-husband everywhere. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1204 |
I can't find Waldo. Will a Walter do? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1205 |
I've asked several of these guys, and none of them seems to think that penguins all look alike. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1206 |
He's on his way now. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1207 |
Sooo... it would appear that America's been made great again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1208 |
Despite heated disagreements they are showing the same face in public. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1209 |
Sir, is it time to send in the clones? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1210 |
The pressure to conform is very strong in this company. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1211 |
Yes. It works -- perfectly. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1212 |
It's Jenkins again. His nepotism is getting out of hand. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1213 |
And which Mr. Lemming are you trying to reach? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1214 |
On the new 3D digital copier, do you remember where the off switch is located? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1215 |
This is the second time this week that my horoscope has been bang on. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1216 |
I really think you need to tell the engineers that our new 3-D printer is not a toy. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1217 |
Omigosh -- soylent green is Murray! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1218 |
We're casting now for "Yawn of the Dead. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1219 |
Walter got the 3D printer working, but you're not going to believe what's happening! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1220 |
'K. Hold on. I'll try to find Waldo. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1221 |
could you describe him for me? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1222 |
I know he's around here somewhere. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1223 |
You know that job we posted? The candidates seem to have a lot in common. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1224 |
I think we need to keep Mr. Grigsby away from the 3-D printer. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1225 |
I said clowns, not clones. You know, "Send in the clowns." |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1226 |
No, we pride ourselves on diversity. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1227 |
O.K. Now go out there and make a difference! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1228 |
I think you'll find the new cabinet to be less contentious sir |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1229 |
And so the Clone Wars begin...... |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1230 |
He's claiming he's a victim of identity theft. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1231 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I do know who was the last to use the new copier. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1232 |
The shipment from Lemming, Lemming & Lemming is here sir. Should I send them to marketing? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1233 |
Well, I've interviewed all the applicants, but I'm having trouble deciding. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1234 |
I should have asked more questions before accepting the job as Chief Diversity Officer. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1235 |
Copy room? Get someone up here ASAP! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1236 |
They all look the same even without their white hoods! |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1237 |
Is it the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1238 |
He told the temp, "Make me 100 copies." |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1239 |
I think we've got a diversity problem. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1240 |
Yes sir, it looks like the replicator is stuck on CPA again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1241 |
There's been a malfunction in the factory. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1242 |
Hi, I'm down by the copier room and have a question. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1243 |
Is our copy machine still under warranty? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1244 |
Yes, sir I'll send them in...oh, just your average Joe's... |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1245 |
Gotta go...the President's cabinet meeting is just letting out. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1246 |
The Accounting Department is multiplying. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1247 |
His name is Waldo? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1248 |
Your diversity training class has arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1249 |
Listen R & D, when I said we could use more workers like Mr. Issacs, it was not a challenge. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1250 |
Yes, I know you said he'll be the bald one with the glasses and mustache! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1251 |
Let's get those name tags up here ASAP. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1252 |
So much for that "special someone" the speed dating service promised. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1253 |
Could you send a tech support guy to fix the copier? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1254 |
Hello Amazon, when I ordered your lightning deal on 100 herbs I don't think I read the details carefully enough. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1255 |
They said they all come from the same sperm bank. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1256 |
Gotta go, my Tinder dates arrived and apparently, I have a type. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1257 |
The IBM reunion class has arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1258 |
Clowns! I know I said clowns! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1259 |
Your shipment of counterfeit Genes just arrived |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1260 |
Mom, what was the name of your fertility Doctor? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1261 |
Yeah, hi. Your Morts are here. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1262 |
So David Beckham wasn't available? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1263 |
Lou? Your stupid brother is monkeying with the copy machine again. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1264 |
Their poor mother. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1265 |
We're ready for the auditions. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1266 |
'I'm not sure this is the diversity effort we were after.' |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1267 |
We need the border collie in accounting, pronto! |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1268 |
The meeting was over. They all agreed. |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1269 |
You told me to call when the suits arrived but it looks like they forgot the jackets. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1270 |
To clarify, the client wanted a room filled with cologne. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1271 |
Kimberley, I specifically said 'NO moustache'! |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1272 |
You might want to come over here, Norm's reproducing himself again |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1273 |
Abernathy is logged onto the 3-D printer again. |
1.2273 |
0.07094 |
66 |
56 |
5 |
5 |
1274 |
The copier is out of toner again. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1275 |
The good news is that the new guy is a whiz with the 3D printer... |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1276 |
Hey Bill ,it's Diane. Just curious, did you leave the cloning machine on? |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1277 |
You did say send in the clones? |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1278 |
Sir, all the employees who don't complain just quit. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1279 |
Yes, the job opening has very specific requirements. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1280 |
It looks like Higgins down in R&D has found a way to increase its productivity . . . |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1281 |
Dr., remember when you injected the cloned embryos with growth hormone? |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1282 |
the actualization through individuality meeting is out |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1283 |
I hope that these Joes are not the average. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1284 |
Sir, there has been a malfunction in the 3D printer. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1285 |
I've found all the Morty Kleins we were missing. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1286 |
Um...Harold seems to have broken the 3D printer. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1287 |
I think we have a copier problem. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1288 |
I think we should diversify. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1289 |
In the meantime, one can only hope Bob didn't also do a naked butt ride on the malfunctioning 3D copier. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1290 |
Dennis, it appears we have a problem with the cloning experiment. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1291 |
Who let in the sorcerer's apprentice? |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1292 |
The copier's going crazy again. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1293 |
What color eyes did you say? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1294 |
You sent clones. I asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1295 |
My God! The lower-mid-level management A.I. has finally achieved singularity! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1296 |
It looks like Wilkins in accounting is trending. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1297 |
I am not sure which one I had sex with in the copying room! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1298 |
I told you, we can learn to clone or cure male pattern baldness. But we do not have the resources to do both. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1299 |
Finley has the duplicating machine up and running. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1300 |
I said "cyclone," not "clone Sy." |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1301 |
Hi Hon, I just discovered what happens when you move 3-d graphics into Accounting. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1302 |
Oh my god, he's here!... The cute one with the mustache. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1303 |
We need to rerun that want ad for the accountant position, and make the requirements less specific this time. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1304 |
I think we better get name tags. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1305 |
We need more couches. He has multiple persons disorder. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1306 |
Yes, when I handed him his pink slip--like when Mickey Mouse chops up the broom in Sorcerer's Apprentice--multiplying, hundreds of him. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1307 |
Microdifferentiation: Aleatoria speaking. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1308 |
Let me get back to you about this open door policy |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1309 |
Which one of him should I fire? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1310 |
Well, they all look the same to me. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1311 |
Buy stock in toupees |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1312 |
We got 247 to audition for Groucho but none of them wants to be Harpo or Zeppo. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1313 |
Sir, the n-tuplets are loose again! |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1314 |
Should the candidate be good at multiplication? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1315 |
He said, "colonoscopy" not "clones-copy". |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1316 |
Call Security! Irving fell in the 3-D printer again |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1317 |
I'll see if he's here. Can you tell me what he looks like? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1318 |
The Freedom Caucus has decided to recommend eliminating healthcare for women. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1319 |
The team from Smithers, et al, is here sir. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1320 |
Martha quickly regretted capitalizing the "G" in her request to analyze the corporate gene pool. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1321 |
At first I thought it was twins, then triplets---but this is ridiculous. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1322 |
They say they all come from the hillside where the little boxes are. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1323 |
Sir, we have a situation down here. Joe from our tech support team was working on the 3-D printer...and no sir, HR cannot handle this one. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1324 |
"I thought you said bring in the clones". |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1325 |
Mr. Waldo? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1326 |
I've found the room where they keep the copier. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1327 |
Yes, I'd like to report a violation of the law of conservation of mass- please hurry! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1328 |
I think the lawyers from Lemming, Lemming, and Lemming are here. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1329 |
Good news and bad news about the breakthroughs at that in vitro fertilization center. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1330 |
"Could you send up 100 calculators"? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1331 |
A lot of candidates, not a lot of choices. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1332 |
Margo, I've found out why we're in the minority here at Google. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1333 |
Way too much men's clone here. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1334 |
Where are the Lemmings ? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1335 |
Sir, the witness protection team, is ready |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1336 |
It was an IBM secret project room apparently and they have all been working on something called a computer typewriter since 1980 |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1337 |
The Equifax fallout has arrived, sir. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1338 |
They want to know who they are. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1339 |
This is the time of year when they congregate, before filing south. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1340 |
Hold on. I'll see if I can find him. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1341 |
I got your message. I'm here to meet him. Does he have a mustache? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1342 |
Yes sir, he was a one in a million applicant. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1343 |
Remember when you misspelled "cologne" in that bulk order? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1344 |
They were supposed to be collated and stapled, too! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1345 |
We need more chairs for the employee diversity training. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1346 |
I think Tim's been experimenting with the 3-D printer again! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1347 |
You remember Jones, the multiverse researcher? Well, he may have made a break-through. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1348 |
I clearly said "clowns", but don't bother, they're here. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1349 |
Got it, Sir. An AC/DC tattoo on his left butt cheek. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1350 |
Gerald's been using the copy machine again. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1351 |
Housekeeping? We have a swarm of Nats on the third floor. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1352 |
Hello, Tech Support? I'm ... uh ... outside the copy room ... |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1353 |
Sir, the diversity committee is here with its findings. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1354 |
But Martin, what will we do with all these new CPAs if Congress passes tax reform? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1355 |
Do we have any openings for old white guys? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1356 |
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve are here to see you, sir. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1357 |
What did you say would happen if I didn't use those solar eclipse glasses? |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1358 |
Sir, accounting has solved the door knob. Please advise on the windows. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1359 |
Customer Support to the DNA lab, please... |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1360 |
The "Morris CPA' droids are ready and deploying to accounting. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1361 |
Tech support? I think the new 3-D printer is broken. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1362 |
I'll have to call you back. Trump's cabinet meeting just finished. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1363 |
It’s worse than locusts. It’s middle management. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1364 |
I requested "Send in the Clowns" not "Send in the Clones |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1365 |
Donald. Your base is here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1366 |
Harold's playing around with the copier again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1367 |
Sir, Mr. Mayberry has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1368 |
Who knew replacing Gordon would be so simple! |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1369 |
Drones! I said I wanted drones! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1370 |
Someone asked if we are an equal opportunity employer |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1371 |
Helen, call the copier repairman, and tell him to hurry. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1372 |
The lemmings are looking for a cliff. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1373 |
I think I may have been too specific. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1374 |
Are you sure he said send in the "clones"??? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1375 |
I said Elvis impersonators, not Elmer impersonators! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1376 |
Yep. The new copy/paste feature is definitely working. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1377 |
Could you describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1378 |
Your double? Well, yes and no. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1379 |
Doctor, your client with multiple personality disorder is here, with all of his personalities |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1380 |
We're just about to start our Diversity Committee meeting. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1381 |
Glasses, mustache, tie—you can't miss him. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1382 |
Looks like he's been playing with the new 3D printer again! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1383 |
Cloning Department? You can stop now. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1384 |
Sir, Norton has gone viral again. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1385 |
Jane - You wouldn't believe the copy machine they've got on the 5th floor... |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1386 |
The photocopier repair team is here. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1387 |
Do not send in the clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1388 |
I'm not sure. Tell me again what he looks like. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1389 |
Hi Tim, the face ID class action just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1390 |
Yes, it's the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1391 |
Every one of them has offered me a "mustache ride". |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1392 |
Someone is playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1393 |
They're coming out now. Looks like the vote was unanimous. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1394 |
In the future, let's keep Irving away from the 3-D copier. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1395 |
Everyone from accounting looks the same to me. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1396 |
I requested clowns - not clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1397 |
Sir - the Congressional Committee on Enhancing Diversity and Inclusion is here to meet with you. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1398 |
Maybe the job listing was too specific? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1399 |
Lights off or on they're all the same. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1400 |
Ms. Beasley, the shipment arrived, one problem though. Check the spelling, it should have read 'drones'. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1401 |
Yes sir, looks like Mr. Todd may be onto something with the 3D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1402 |
Yes, this is "Inflatable Accountants." How many do you need? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1403 |
Weirdest stripper-gram ever. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1404 |
We need someone here quickly the 3D Printer is on the Fritz again. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1405 |
Send cleanup to the copy center. Bill ODed on cloner again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1406 |
Tell IT that we have an issue with the new 3D printer |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1407 |
I'm not sure who left the door open, but it looks like at least half the accounting department has already gotten out. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1408 |
Irv forgot to hit the collate button again. |
1.2188 |
0.07542 |
64 |
56 |
2 |
6 |
1409 |
Yes he's here |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1410 |
" Gene Pool", please report to the front lobby. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1411 |
Yes, sir, there seems to be an unanimous decision. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1412 |
There's a problem with the 3-D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1413 |
No, the Want Ad was for CLOWNS! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1414 |
Nametags? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1415 |
I think there's been some confusion, I had requested 'cologne' samples. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1416 |
looks like those guys in tech support are playing around with the 3D printers again |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1417 |
You idiot! I said a broad selection of colognes. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1418 |
The accountants are here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1419 |
Cage Free Humans. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1420 |
Remember when Baxter said he wished he could clone himself? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1421 |
Yeah, it seems to have worked. But why would anyone want to clone Ed? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1422 |
Describe him one more time |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1423 |
We should never have gotten a 3-D copier. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1424 |
They are saying -Baah, Baah, and Baah. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1425 |
I'm telling you it's a nightmare, Cynthia. The entire accounting department is on the prowl for Junior Mints. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1426 |
We have a very strict dress code here. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1427 |
I have to go now. I'm meeting with Trump's new advisers. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1428 |
You were right mom, all men are alike/ |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1429 |
Our health department doesn't fool around with pylori infections. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1430 |
It appears the team building seminar went better than expected. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1431 |
...yes sir. The copier on 12 is stuck on Mr. Filbert again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1432 |
Could you describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1433 |
Your cloning experiment worked, and it's not a pretty sight. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1434 |
I said "clone the sheep", not the geek! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1435 |
I think the G.O.P. delegation is arriving now. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1436 |
Affirmative inaction. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1437 |
The copy machine is broken. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1438 |
Just whom did you make VP for Diversity? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1439 |
Your doppelgangers are here, sir. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1440 |
Remember my online rant about this office being for mindless clones? I think it went viral. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1441 |
Yes sir, the Copy Room applicants are here. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1442 |
It's the shorter one. The rest are imposters. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1443 |
They're strangely attracted to the scent of donuts and dry erase markers... |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1444 |
One of us is missing. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1445 |
Someone in the office left the 3-D printer on. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1446 |
I knew speed dating was not for me. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1447 |
I think the diversity meeting is over. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1448 |
Wait, they are all shirts! Where are the skins? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1449 |
Oh, you said you wanted clowns. I thought you said clones. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1450 |
No, this is worse than the Matrix. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1451 |
Close the door. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1452 |
Send in the clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1453 |
Exactly how much "diversity" were we looking for in the applicants Sir?" |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1454 |
Yes Sir I do see the gentleman with the striped tie. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1455 |
If you meant 100 Franks then yes, they're here, however no hot-dogs. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1456 |
When I said the world needs more Dr. Phils I was speaking figuratively. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1457 |
At this conference, I'm a definite 'Ten.' |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1458 |
Yes, Mr. Cook. We've gathered all the people who can unlock the iPhone with the same Face ID. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1459 |
I said print 100 gears not engineers |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1460 |
Send in the clones. Actually, don't bother. They're here. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1461 |
They're all here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1462 |
Maybe you could give me a little more detailed description of this Mr. Smith. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1463 |
It looks like Ted has the 3-D printer working again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1464 |
I won't let this company turn me into someone I'm not. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1465 |
There's a problem in the copy room. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1466 |
You asked for like-minded applicants. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1467 |
So, remember how we agreed that name tags would be a splurge? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1468 |
I asked for clowns, not clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1469 |
I'm not sure. Describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1470 |
OMG, the IBM bus just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1471 |
Bert, do you still have that manual for the 3-D copier? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1472 |
We're gonna need more mustaches |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1473 |
We need tech in the 3D printer room again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1474 |
Mr. Thompson . . . the facial recognition focus group has arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
1475 |
I thought speed dating would be more exciting. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1476 |
The DNA lab is here for their meeting. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1477 |
You forgot to turn off the R&D lab's 3D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1478 |
The copy machine's at it again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1479 |
Geoff went in to fix it. Now it seems to be making copies of Geoff! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1480 |
Hold on. I think he just walked in. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1481 |
Casting the math teacher role is going to be tougher than we thought. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1482 |
There is something definately going on in the copy room. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1483 |
Your herd of sheeple just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1484 |
Security? Can you come up to 7? It looks like the accounting firm has breached containment. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1485 |
No, sir, you asked me to send in the clones. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1486 |
Clean up in aisle two. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1487 |
You know that new 3D printer? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1488 |
Know anything about a Rubber Stamp Convention? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1489 |
I asked them to send in the clowns. But we got the clones instead |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1490 |
We should have done name tags. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1491 |
I hoped multiple personalities would at least have more variety. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1492 |
Remember when I said I wish we could clone Stan? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1493 |
Hello, Maintenance? Could you send someone to the 6th floor? I think there's something wrong with the 3D printer. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1494 |
I think our hiring algorithm has gotten too specific. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1495 |
Do you wish to speak with the original, or one of his clones? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1496 |
Your 10 am is here, as well as your 11, noon, 1,2,3,4 and five pm |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1497 |
Mr. President, the audience for your press conference on workplace diversity has arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1498 |
Yes, the clone car just arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1499 |
Are you certain he's here? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1500 |
How do we know who's the real SlimShady ..... |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1501 |
No, I don't see anyone with a winning smile. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1502 |
Sorry, there's no Waldo here. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1503 |
Throw out the brownies in the break room ASAP. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1504 |
We should never have advertised it as a seminar for middle-aged men. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1505 |
Can someone stop the 3-D printer? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1506 |
The job candidates finished interviewing. They appear equally qualified. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1507 |
Their poor mother. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1508 |
She's our diversity hire. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1509 |
I'm not going in that room. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1510 |
Something's not right. He keeps repeating himself. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1511 |
The door to the Art supply closet was left open again. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1512 |
ok, glasses? what else? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1513 |
The diversity seminar? It's going just..well...um... |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1514 |
Um ... It looks like the copier is acting up again! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1515 |
Call Bob in tech. I think the copier's broken again. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1516 |
Tom, I think the auditors have achieved sentience. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1517 |
Hello, I'd like to close my Ashley Madison profile |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1518 |
It looks like the copy machine is broken again! |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1519 |
Oh, and remove the apostrophe, from hes. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1520 |
No, no, I said "clowns!" |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1521 |
I said PHONE McDooley |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1522 |
Have you considered diversifying your accountants? |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1523 |
Seems like everybody's on the same page... |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1524 |
The testers for the face recognition software have arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1525 |
I knew it. With our luck, he'll be the last one out of the meeting. I'll call you back when I see him. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1526 |
I'll have to call you back, the copier machine is on the fritz again. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1527 |
It looks like the cloning of the average white man was successful. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1528 |
Hello, 1965? You're Wally Cox's are here. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1529 |
I think our diversity program still needs work... |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1530 |
Yes, Sir. The lemmings are leaving the building. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1531 |
Walter's at the 3D printer again. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1532 |
We're going to need more Rogaine. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
1533 |
We've taken office standardization too far. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1534 |
Did you say that you had a twin brother, sir? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1535 |
Sam, I think we have a newsworthy genetic anamoly here! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1536 |
I see the guy with the moustache all right. Now what? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1537 |
Mr. Smith? Good news, we've located your stolen identities. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1538 |
Doctor, your 3 o'clock doppelgänger group is here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1539 |
Some Bills came today. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1540 |
Somebody put an old cartridge in the copier. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1541 |
Sorry for the voting booth backup but it could be Voter Fraud. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1542 |
Who's first today? The ties? No, the ties are the same as well. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1543 |
Well according to our research, we ARE very popular with old, bald, white guys. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1544 |
Who was the last one to use the 3-D printer? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1545 |
God created us in his own image. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1546 |
Martha, let me call you back. Looks like my diversity meeting is about to start. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1547 |
I see your point about eye witness identification. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1548 |
Your casting call has been successful for the remake of Revenge of the Nerds. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1549 |
We're trying to improve workplace diversity. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1550 |
There appears to be a glitch in the matrix sir. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1551 |
Looks like Joe fixed the 3D copier. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1552 |
Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1553 |
Having found a plethora of Waldos, Wilma solicits further instructions. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1554 |
I SAID FORKS… I WANTED YOU TO SEND TWO DOZEN FORKS! NOT DORKS! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1555 |
Apparently Mr. Cosgrove didn't realize you were joking when you told him, "Be fruitful and multiply." |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1556 |
The group from IBM has arrived. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1557 |
I said we need more toner, not more Tony. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1558 |
I guess this motivational seminar lacked that certain spark |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1559 |
I like the fifth one on the right the best. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1560 |
I guess we'll find out when they start taking their clothes off... |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1561 |
Do you think we overdid the cloning of our CEO? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1562 |
You'll be glad to hear that Dress Like An Accountant Day was a big success. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1563 |
Looks like the photocopier's on the fritz again. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1564 |
Clowns! We ordered clowns. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1565 |
Looks like Frank jammed the 3-D printer again. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1566 |
The copier is doing something weird again! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1567 |
What kind of flash mob are we doing again? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1568 |
Er, there was a misprint in the casting call. It says we're auditioning for The Night of the Walking Teds. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1569 |
Auditioners for the part of 'balding and disillusioned middle-aged man' are here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1570 |
HOLD ON; I THINK I SEE HIM |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1571 |
The Milquetoasts are here for their 2:00. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1572 |
The new guy just copied himself in the 3D printer and I don't know which one of him to fire! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1573 |
Hello, Hair Club for Men? Could you send over a menu? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1574 |
Carl, the sheeple are back |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1575 |
I.T.? Yeah, the 3d printer is broken again |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1576 |
Ben, I'd get to that bathroom right now! A room full of Mr. Whipple look-alikes just let out. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1577 |
The cast for "Orphan Beige" is here. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1578 |
Copy on that. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1579 |
I think the mushrooms are finally kicking in. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1580 |
You misunderstood me. I called about a loan, not a clone! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1581 |
Great, I pioneer the technology, and now I have to invent a market for them? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1582 |
Could you describe him? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1583 |
Your shipment of a gross of Melvins just arrived. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1584 |
He's stuck in the 3-D printer and it won't shut off. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1585 |
Oh, same old same old. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1586 |
Security- get up here asap- Jenkins is cloning around again! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1587 |
The biotech company people are here. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1588 |
We hit our target demographic a little too squarely. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1589 |
I think we may have been too specific in describing our ideal applicant. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1590 |
It's too early to say if they all have moustaches - does it matter? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1591 |
The copying machine is working fine. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1592 |
What were you saying about him being one in a million? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1593 |
Yes, the meeting on the diversity initiative just ended. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1594 |
Of course we're committed to diversity in the workplace. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1595 |
It's not the best diversity seminar I've been to. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1596 |
Should I ask them to strip? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1597 |
No...I definitely said get CLOWNS for the office party. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1598 |
Actually I wanted a little more variety for the extras. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1599 |
Diversity seminar just ended. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1600 |
Yes, Virginia, it is true that all men are the same. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1601 |
Begun, the clone war has. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1602 |
This is Human Resources. We've narrowed it down. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1603 |
We said we wanted clowns not clones. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1604 |
Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1605 |
I said, 'clowns, not clones.' |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1606 |
Well, I really don't know. I clicked unsubscribe. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1607 |
Are you sure he'll be wearing a red tie? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1608 |
"Hello Xerox 3D?We have a replicating problem! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1609 |
Yes, quite a few applicants meet the job specifications. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1610 |
A Mr. Fungible to see you. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1611 |
I thought we ordered the Elvis impersonators. Who are these guys? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1612 |
I'm the one not wearing a tie. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1613 |
Sir? The Bobs are here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1614 |
Yes, I am at the singles mixer. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1615 |
I need some name tags asap! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1616 |
But I told H.R., "NO bald white men with glasses or moustaches!" |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1617 |
Uh, about that new 3-D copy machine... |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1618 |
The penis is ready to ejaculate - permission to release the sperm? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1619 |
Turns out that when he identified as They/Them/Theirs on his application, he wasn’t being gender-neutral... |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1620 |
Tell Mr K., the Copier Support Team has just arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1621 |
Sorry, I'm going to have to call you back... it looks like the copy machine is broken. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1622 |
Next run add a breast pocket and pocket protector. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1623 |
Fast - there's uncontrolled multiplication in Accounting! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1624 |
Yes Sir, we've begun the fire drill for the Accounting Division... |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1625 |
Facial recognition software is not going to help me. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1626 |
I think I know who's been playing with the 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1627 |
Well, it looks contagious. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1628 |
The penguin documentary was a hit. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1629 |
Sir, when I said it would take a 100 'Carmichaels' to get this project completed on time, you did know I was being rhetorical, right? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1630 |
Debra, you were right. The new copier is a bit more powerful than our office can handle. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1631 |
The copying machine is broken again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1632 |
That's what I said. A flock of Herberts. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1633 |
I should have paid more attention when they went over the dress code. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1634 |
I'll see if I can find him. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1635 |
Accounting is here for the diversity meeting. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1636 |
They all say they are Mr Smith and have an appointment. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1637 |
Send in the Clowns? I thought you said clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1638 |
I have Waldo's photo. I'm almost positive I'll be able to spot him! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1639 |
"....the one with a mustache and striped tie...?? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1640 |
I said, 'Alec Baldwin,' not 'I like bald men.' |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1641 |
I don't think we're gonna have enough clown costumes. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1642 |
"I distinctly asked for 'clowns,' not clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1643 |
Oh, "Copy that (, COMMA) boss." |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1644 |
They say they used to be called Agent Smith, but it's been 18 years. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1645 |
Tell Central Casting they're all no good. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1646 |
The Charles de Gaulle Look-Alike contestants are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1647 |
You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1648 |
We need more diversity in the workplace. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1649 |
Uh, something's wrong with the copier. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1650 |
Which one?? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1651 |
So how many copy machines need repair? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1652 |
Every guy I meet is exactly the same. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1653 |
He says his name is Legion. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1654 |
I thought the auditions for Dr. Phil's "stand-in" were tomorrow ? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1655 |
No, I don't know whether it's called a pod of accountants or a parliament of accountants. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1656 |
Serving the same sandwiches shouldn't be an issue. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1657 |
No, I don't see anyone that matches your description |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1658 |
I think the company's diversity efforts just hit a snag." |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1659 |
Yes, Mr. Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1660 |
Yes Mam, your husband is looking over the sperm donor candidates now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1661 |
We're screening them now Mr. President. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1662 |
Mr. Rogers, there's seems to be a slight glitch in the new 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1663 |
Can't they just share a name tag? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1664 |
Call the I.T. guy.The 3D printer has run amok again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1665 |
Don't worry, I just found him. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1666 |
Can you please send some more name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1667 |
I'll be with you later; I'm looking for someone unique. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1668 |
No, I'm sorry, there's no one here by that description. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1669 |
Does he have glasses and a mustache? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1670 |
Can you be more specific? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1671 |
... and then one of them handed me a piece of paper that says, "winter is coming." |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1672 |
Thanks for calling, but our current stock of mid-age graduated white men has just been refurbished. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1673 |
I think we're having problems with the copier! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1674 |
You'll never guess who I just saw walking out of the Corporate Inovations meeting on the 25th floor . |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1675 |
OK, does he have a mustache? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1676 |
Yes! We can't shut off the 3D printer! Please send someone right away! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1677 |
It’s not bobcats. It’s just Bobs. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1678 |
I was just kidding when I said this company could use a million more accountants just like Steve. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1679 |
Gotta go, my diversity training participants just arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1680 |
The Xerox repairmen are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1681 |
The conference on women's health just got out |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1682 |
Why was i not told of a middle management expansion? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1683 |
I thought you said this company was all about diversity. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1684 |
"I thought you said bring in the clones". |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1685 |
Weren’t they supposed to have hair? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1686 |
No, the work order said "clone the gene", not "clone Gene". |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1687 |
IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1688 |
I think we're going to need more name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1689 |
This time our job posting was a little too specific. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1690 |
Bill, the cloning department wants to see you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1691 |
Hi tech support, the copier is doing it again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1692 |
Bob who? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1693 |
You better believe it. We are losing our base and it's multiplying fast. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1694 |
Sir, your alibis have arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1695 |
Yes, there was a huge turnout for the employee diversity training. |
1.2034 |
0.07560 |
59 |
52 |
2 |
5 |
1696 |
His resume says he's good at multitasking. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1697 |
We might need to rethink the photo directory. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1698 |
Everyone appears to be on the same page. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1699 |
I think I know where to downsize. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1700 |
You know that saying: "All men think alike?" |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1701 |
I'm here. What are you wearing? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1702 |
Dammit, Dr. Harris, I asked you to PHONE accounting. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1703 |
HR? We have a problem. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1704 |
I'll find your husband right away, Ma'am! What does he look like? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1705 |
'Maintenance? The copier's on the blink again.' |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1706 |
I think Phil got into the copy machine again. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1707 |
It's ok it's only the middle management zombie apocalypse |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1708 |
Nothing new, just more of the same. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1709 |
Actually, I need someone who can jam the copier. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1710 |
It's mox nix, really. But I'd say to go with the guy with the serious nose hair. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1711 |
The company meeting has concluded unanimously that increased diversity is a non-issue here. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1712 |
The spores have hatched. Open the buffet. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1713 |
Look, I'm doing the best I can, but referring to him as a "Master of Disguise" is a master understatement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1714 |
Yes, Mr Jeffries -- the corporate-branding seminar just let out. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1715 |
I wanted clowns not clones! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1716 |
I think the printer is stuck on copy again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1717 |
Groundhog Day 2: Ned Ryerson's Revenge |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1718 |
Sir, The Lemmings are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1719 |
That goal alignment pep talk really worked. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1720 |
Clones-R-Us. Can I help you? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1721 |
The 3D Printer is producing accountants again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1722 |
We've got a problem with Accounting's 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1723 |
Somebody pull the plug on that 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1724 |
I told them to stick to adding, but the accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1725 |
Unfortunately, Cloning the last man on Earth was successful. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1726 |
What is it with men? Same same same!!! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1727 |
Yes sir the IRS auditors are just arriving now and it doesn't look good. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1728 |
Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1729 |
Yes, which one do you want to talk to? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1730 |
Hello, Xerox? The klutz fell into the copier again. And we're running out of toner. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1731 |
IT says the 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1732 |
The candidates to replace that guy whose name I can't remember are here. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1733 |
They were supposed to be circumcised. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1734 |
The 3D printer's back online. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1735 |
Yes, all the candidates are qualified but we have a problem with the tie-breaker. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1736 |
The entire department is coming out of the closet and not just Herb. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1737 |
Is that the George Clooney Clone Company? Yes, I'd like a refund. My husband has just fallen into the machine... |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1738 |
I think our job ad for a redundancy manager may have been a mistake. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1739 |
Who let the clones out? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1740 |
Tell R&D the cloning is a success. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1741 |
Yes, I think I see him coming out of the conference room right now. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1742 |
Your uncle's Art collection arrived today. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1743 |
We may need to implement more measures against identity theft. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1744 |
That's the last time I leave him alone at Kinkos. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1745 |
Our 3-D printer is jammed again! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1746 |
They’re all stuck at the same place. And refuse to lead in any meaningful manner. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1747 |
Mr. Garvey, I think the job description might have been too specific. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1748 |
Lotta Howards up here. I'm going to need his security question? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1749 |
Can I have him call you back? He's in the men's room. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1750 |
I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1751 |
Gilda, check Room C again. None of them look like Elvis! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1752 |
Help! Cartoonist out of control! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1753 |
Did you say that he was bald and had a mustache? I may need more. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1754 |
Good news. I'm np longer seeing double. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1755 |
We're repurposing these to make room for the 2018 models. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1756 |
I think he just walked in |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1757 |
You can't miss him. He's balding, has a mustache and wears glasses. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1758 |
The diversity training backfired! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1759 |
The new robots you ordered are here, but they look just like the old ones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1760 |
The copier salesmen are here. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1761 |
Could you describe him? |
1.2034 |
0.07560 |
59 |
52 |
2 |
5 |
1762 |
Rodgers is making copies of himself again off the company 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1763 |
Where are their briefcases? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1764 |
Sir, remember Larry in engineering who said he was working on a new cologne? I think we misinterpreted that. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1765 |
Just inform them this is 2017. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1766 |
You need 12 Angry Men for your new movie, How about 12 mildly discontented men |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1767 |
They've filed a class action law suit against Apple for it's facial recognition security. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1768 |
Looks like they reached an agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1769 |
Actually, Jon, your casting call for SJ Perelman types worked much better than expected. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1770 |
The new 3D printer passed our Beta test with flying colors, but how do we shut it off? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1771 |
And they fired ME for redundancy? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1772 |
We have a problem in the copy room. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1773 |
Hello Tech Support, come quick-- Our accountant jammed up the new 3-D printer |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1774 |
I think there is a problem with the copier on the fourth floor. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1775 |
Random question: if it's a "pride of lions" and a "murder of crows," what do we call a bunch of Freds? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1776 |
Maybe it's just me, but it seems like this company just fosters groupthink |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1777 |
Can you be more specific? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1778 |
The meeting is breaking up and there appears to have been a good deal of agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1779 |
Hello.Is this match .com? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1780 |
Maintenance, there's another problem in the copy room. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1781 |
The accountant convention has ended. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1782 |
'There's been an incident in the photocopying room.' |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1783 |
I believe Mr. Jeffries has commandeered the copier again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1784 |
Call you back; the diversity conference just let out. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1785 |
I think I'm at the identity crisis center |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1786 |
Extras? Shouldn't be a problem. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1787 |
Apparently we left out the "r" in the publicity for our "Greek Festival". |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1788 |
Send up name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1789 |
"Alright, who switched the 3-D printer to the clone setting"? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1790 |
What do you call a group of Stanleys? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1791 |
You'd better get up here. Accounting has gone viral. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1792 |
The repair guys for the glass ceiling are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1793 |
I ordered drones, not clones! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1794 |
Hi, this is Susan from accounting - I think we've been overbilled. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1795 |
Send in the clowns, not the clones! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1796 |
I think we should turn off facial recognition. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1797 |
It looks like the meeting ended and they're all in agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1798 |
We ordered the ones with the bowler hats. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1799 |
Sorry, Waldo is not here right now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1800 |
The new IHuman8 just has been released |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1801 |
The Herbs are coming. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1802 |
I'm not kidding Frank, Jim from accounting is multiplying! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1803 |
I think we can classify them as free-range accountants now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1804 |
Tell me again. What is the identifying feature of Mr. Smith? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1805 |
Yes, it's the panel on women's reproductive health. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1806 |
We are going to need more cubicles. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1807 |
It was unanimous. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1808 |
I've got visual confirmation they drank the kool-aid |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1809 |
Did you say the one with the bald head, mustache and blank stare? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1810 |
I know you're my agent, but are you sure I'm right for this role? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1811 |
Perhaps the ad for the temp position was too precise. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1812 |
No, I haven't seen him yet. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1813 |
It looks as if the Oompah Loompahs all decided to become actuaries. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1814 |
The new hires just arrived...I think our diversity program may be falling short. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1815 |
Sir, I think I messed up the order for a temp |
1.1964 |
0.07394 |
56 |
49 |
3 |
4 |
1816 |
Jack, the 3D printer is acting up again. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1817 |
HR, I just spoke to the boss. He says to build a wall. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1818 |
Casting for the Bachelor Tax Season is going to be more difficult than I thought... |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1819 |
Herbert has asexually reproduced, again. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1820 |
The cartoonist is stuck in a loop again. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1821 |
Yes, please, come quickly. We definitely have a middle management infestation. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1822 |
Call the repairman for the 3-D printer. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1823 |
Actually, it wasn't too hard to find Waldo. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1824 |
I thought you said diversity was our goal? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1825 |
All right! You can turn it off now. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1826 |
HR, I think our job description is a little too precise. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1827 |
I believe I said, "Send in the Clowns!". |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1828 |
Tinder? Customer service, please. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1829 |
I think Ed is having a problem with the new 3-D printer. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1830 |
It's Lewis from accounting. He's gone viral. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1831 |
This is not what single payer health care means! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1832 |
They all have the same name, too. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1833 |
The candidates for President Trump's Alt-Right Adviser have arrived. They all have Hitler mustaches and click their heels together when introduced. I can't tell them apart! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1834 |
I asked for clowns, not clones. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1835 |
The pink slip must be for me. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1836 |
Great minds do more than just 'think alike'. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1837 |
Waldo, we have a problem. The crowd creator is stuck on "Warren." |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1838 |
Curb your enthusiasm. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1839 |
Does Mr. Rubino have any distinguishing marks? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1840 |
I think you'd better check your Herb garden. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1841 |
I ordered archetypes, not stereotypes.... |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1842 |
He was just leaning against the 3-D printer... |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1843 |
Uh, the copier is malfunctioning again! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1844 |
No, I said was interested in setting up a 401k account, not being set up with 401 okay accountants. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1845 |
Fred's copies are ready! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1846 |
It's a clear case of identity theft. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1847 |
The 3D copier works! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1848 |
What exactly was Professor Winkel working on in 3B? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1849 |
"I said phone my husband not Clone my husband"! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1850 |
Where is the mole exactly? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1851 |
I forget, is it a flock of geeks, or a gaggle? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1852 |
The case of the Mondays appears to be contagious. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1853 |
I'll be glad to let you speak with Mr. Hankins. Can you describe him for me one more time? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1854 |
Are you sure Waldo is one of them? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1855 |
They seem to be unaware that jackets are required for this event. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1856 |
That's right, the 3D printer is jammed. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1857 |
No, it was clowns that I wanted. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1858 |
Which one is Bob? Accountants all look the same to me. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1859 |
The 3-D copier's in beta. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1860 |
The Men's Warehouse is having another sale. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1861 |
Could you please send up a variety of ties and hats? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1862 |
I believed you when you said he's all over the place. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1863 |
Greek God Male Escorts. How can we help you? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1864 |
Yes, I think I see someone who looks exactly like the person in the photo. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1865 |
Mel's been fiddling with the copier again. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1866 |
You want who, Wayne? What's he look like? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1867 |
Could you describe again the accountant you were looking for? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1868 |
I'm using the term 'mutiny' loosely. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1869 |
Who sent the e-mail about cake in the kitchen? |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1870 |
I think I found Waldo. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1871 |
Mom! I've found the man of my dreams! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1872 |
Mr. Jones is here. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1873 |
I can't tell, they all have the same distinguishing features. |
1.1930 |
0.07690 |
57 |
51 |
1 |
5 |
1874 |
...it's easier if you just come over. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1875 |
Hello, Dolly? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1876 |
My boss said he would make his own copies. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1877 |
No, there's something REALLY wrong with the copier. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1878 |
I'm Ralphing |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1879 |
Yes, sir, I'm afraid he's at it again.... we all thought he'd learned his lesson after the brooms! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1880 |
I would like to report a glitch in our 3D printer. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1881 |
It looks like the copier's malfunctioned again. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1882 |
But sir, they ALL claim to be the real Slim Shady. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1883 |
Ms. Johnson, I think the copier is acting up again. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1884 |
I told him to be careful with the new 3D printer |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1885 |
Oh, you know, same old, same old. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1886 |
No, not one says he voted for him. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1887 |
I need another conference room, accounting has this one. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1888 |
They are asking for the sperm donor's REAL name. 50's cool guy isn't cutting it. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1889 |
Is this what you meant by male pattern baldness? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1890 |
I think someone forgot to turn off the copy machine again. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1891 |
I asked for the clown department, not the clone department. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1892 |
I'm sure I said "Send in the clowns". |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1893 |
The Dress for Success seminar seems to have lost their leader. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1894 |
Yes Mr. Hitchcock, the clones are ready to meet you on the set! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1895 |
Cloning is a success, but fashion sense is a failure. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1896 |
Maybe we should have had more than three questions on the application. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1897 |
I think our "Twelve Steps to Rugged Individualism" lecture is letting out a little early. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
1898 |
So, what does he look like? |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1899 |
Is this the Groucho Marx tryout? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1900 |
I don't think individual interviews will be necessary. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1901 |
Because, like it or not, Harry is every man, Bev. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1902 |
Yes, the copier is broken again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1903 |
Balding and with a moustache? Yes, he's here. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1904 |
I found them. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1905 |
Copy that sir! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1906 |
Oh no...all of my exes. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1907 |
I thought you said the copier was broken? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1908 |
Hi, I'm calling about the new photocopier you installed the other day. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1909 |
And I will scream if I hear one more "Send in the Clones" joke. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1910 |
Apparently when I requested Mervyn the accountant I forgot to mention his last name. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1911 |
Looks like ALL the new hires will be a good fit. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1912 |
The copy machine's acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1913 |
Help! There's an invasion of Grouchos. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1914 |
Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1915 |
I warned you, JP, that it would be a mistake to leave the design of the male sex doll to the engineers. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1916 |
Yes sir, Pete and Repeat, Pete and Repeat... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1917 |
We need to fix our diversity program. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1918 |
Well, the Come-as-You-Really-Are party just ended. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1919 |
Uh-oh. I don't think Frank is bringing clowns to the office party after all. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1920 |
The copier's acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1921 |
I think that we may have a problem with the focus group. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1922 |
No, seriously, how do I get to the property tax department? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1923 |
Oh no! I asked them to send in the clowns, not clones! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1924 |
Gotta go. Bob's re-invented himself again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1925 |
HR has a new way to honor the Employee of the Month. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1926 |
Hi- It's the Doufus crowd again looking for a Trump rally! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1927 |
I think our recruitment algorithm needs more work |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1928 |
I think we need to call the copier guy again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1929 |
Are you sure this is the room where the meeting on conformity is ? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1930 |
Looks like we have a lot in common |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1931 |
IT? The copy machine's gone berserk again! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1932 |
Looks like the copier's on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1933 |
It appears the temp agency merged with Costco. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1934 |
What do you mean, you can't be more specific? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1935 |
The Time Machine worked, but so did that loop thing you were talking about. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1936 |
Why wasn't I included in the diversity and inclusion meeting? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1937 |
Yes, facilities ? It seems Herb's been messing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1938 |
Are we casting for lawyers today? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1939 |
You must have misunderstood. I said we needed a group of 'clowns' for the event. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1940 |
Apparently since the takeover there is no "middle" to manage. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1941 |
Looks like Katz has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1942 |
Hello, I.T.? The 3-D printer is stuck on the Fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1943 |
We should have gone with a phone interview. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1944 |
Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1945 |
Karl has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1946 |
It's more of a multiple body disorder. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1947 |
You'd better get down here. They've all abandoned their cubicles. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1948 |
I only ordered one from the 3-D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1949 |
You've gotta get down to the copy room, I think Timmy is stuck in the copier. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
1950 |
Oops, we forgot the sex thing for the organizational man. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1951 |
You're right, I did say that the project would take 30 man hours, but... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1952 |
They want to meet women with similar interests |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1953 |
It's the ubiquitous Everyman |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1954 |
Looks like Ron from Accounting got the code to the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1955 |
Yes, I now understand mitosis. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1956 |
The copy machine is on the blink again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1957 |
No, so far it's just the Toms. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1958 |
I know profiling is morally incomprehensible , but are these all accountants? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1959 |
What if everyone wants to be Dr. Phil? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1960 |
But sir, we had to. Today is the start of the free-range accountants law. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1961 |
Our new diversity hiring program seems to have a glitch |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1962 |
[singing] "They think alike, they talk alike, At times they even look alike — All minds inter'twined ... This Cong'ressss - is one of a kind." |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1963 |
It's so hard to choose between these candidates. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1964 |
I thought immersion therapy would help me get over Warren, but this is excessive. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1965 |
let me call you right back, the diversity training class just let out. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1966 |
We need to ramp up our diversity efforts. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1967 |
Mr. Martin, your memo had a typo. They have sent in the clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1968 |
I think this year's business models are out. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1969 |
What is the accounting department doing up here? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1970 |
Sir, the duplicator is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1971 |
I don't think you're going to like this, but the test group for the iPhone facial recognition feature has arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1972 |
Tech support? The copy machine in HR is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1973 |
Uh oh - looks like the 3D printer is on the fritz again! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1974 |
Did you place an order for scones or clones? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1975 |
No I said to send in the clowns. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1976 |
Our order says... Man, 40. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1977 |
Can I ask you about that computer cloning project? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1978 |
Looks like the copier in accounting is acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1979 |
May I send in the clones? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1980 |
I thought at least one of them would get the tie length right! |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
1981 |
...sounds like my company. The bosses are all the same. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1982 |
Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here for their interviews. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1983 |
Please tell HR I only need three accountants. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1984 |
Honey, this isn't what I expected when I said I wanted to see more of you at home. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1985 |
You'll never believe this..... The all forgot to bring banjos! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1986 |
I think that the inconceivable has been proven to be conceivable. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1987 |
Rex, the 3D printer is acting up again. Yep. Stan again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1988 |
The purchase order reads No Mustaches. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1989 |
Yes, Mr. Bumstead, it seems as though the new style is catching on. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1990 |
You said the meeting was about the herd effect ? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1991 |
The copier's gone fluey again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1992 |
Did Walter get his tie caught in the copier again? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1993 |
Remember when you told Stan to make himself some copies? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1994 |
Irma! PULL THE PLUG ON THE CLONE MACHINE |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1995 |
Workplace diversity is right on target. Half of them identify as female. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1996 |
Looks like they didn't get the diversity memo. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1997 |
I think we should halt the production order on the face recognition app. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1998 |
They nailed my criteria on this dating app. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1999 |
Exactly what type of copier did we just install? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2000 |
I said, "Bring in the clowns," |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2001 |
You wouldn't believe the TED talk I just sat through... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2002 |
Quick, stop that sex doll machine. We got the age AND the sex wrong. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2003 |
We're going to have a problem with this lineup. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2004 |
Trust me, the Bachelorette is going to have a very difficult decision this season. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2005 |
Help! Our 3-D printer has run amok |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2006 |
"The Doppelganger brothers have all arrived". |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2007 |
We're going to need a lot of name tags. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2008 |
My day has just been RUINED! I tried to text 'Send in the clowns' - but Auto-correct turned my 'clonws' into 'clones'. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2009 |
My feet are killing me in these heels. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2010 |
Yelling 'Harry?' isn't going to help. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2011 |
Gayle, it's me. Curtis took the 3D printer into the men's bathroom again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2012 |
No, no, I said "clowns!" |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2013 |
How many did you order? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2014 |
Let HR know that the glass ceiling is up and running again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2015 |
I said an everyman, not every man! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2016 |
No. Just a bunch of clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2017 |
What's that, sir, just pick one? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2018 |
The Goofy Fuzzy Nose Glasses models are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2019 |
I think the 3D printer works a little too well. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2020 |
The copier is busted again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2021 |
Jim, your one o'clock is here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2022 |
Facial recognition ID is a no go. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2023 |
Goodness! All of you need to go back and get your name tags. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2024 |
Janice, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2025 |
No, no, I said send in the clowns |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2026 |
Hello, Human Resources: We need some diversity. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2027 |
There's not a whole lot of originality here. All the applicants look like your Facebook photo. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2028 |
I knew putting Wally in the basement with the 3-D printer was a bad idea. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2029 |
Looks like everyone is making fun of Bob again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2030 |
I guess I would say they all have an identical amount of individuality. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2031 |
The Wellman brothers are here. Do we have enough chairs? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2032 |
I'd say they were very much in agreement |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2033 |
Please send up a techie, the copy machine is stuck again. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2034 |
The meeting's over and everyone's in agreement. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2035 |
The healthcare debate just wrapped up and I think they are headed over to hooters for happy hour. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2036 |
'Do penguins wear suits and have mustaches?" |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2037 |
So far, it's a typical software conference" |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2038 |
They won't go far. We have their cell phones. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2039 |
Besides being a one of a kind kisser, what else sets him apart? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2040 |
The diversity program isn't working. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2041 |
I think our job ad was a bit too specific. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2042 |
No, concerns we're creating a superrace are completely unfounded. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2043 |
I've got a lot of bald guys coming in humming 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice.' What do I do? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2044 |
I think your help wanted ad was too specific. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2045 |
IT, can you check the photocopier? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2046 |
Help! Our copy machine is going haywire. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2047 |
We're going to need more diversity training. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2048 |
The diversity meeting just let out. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2049 |
I think the 3D printer is definitely broken! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2050 |
Mr. Popper, I believe the results of your cloning experiment are available. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2051 |
Actually, he said relegate, not replicate! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2052 |
Do you mind describing his tie again? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2053 |
He seems to be everywhere at once. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2054 |
Hello, IT? I'd like to talk to you about the recent software update on our 3d printer. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2055 |
I need one more distinguishing feature, sir. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2056 |
I think we just found out who left the cloning machine on last night. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2057 |
I think there's a problem in the copy room. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2058 |
I told the cloning guys "Rabbits", not "Roberts"! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2059 |
We're having some trouble with the new copy machine. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2060 |
Trust me, Marge, you want to stop your boss from making his own copies. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2061 |
I think the gene sequence copier is stuck in the 'on' position. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2062 |
I think we should have added another criteria. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2063 |
No, I said to schedule a meeting of the "gauchos." |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2064 |
That's right - 200 egg salad on rye |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2065 |
the copier is stuck on multi-print again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2066 |
The Groucho Convention's in shock--their glasses have no eyebrows. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2067 |
I have a question about facial-recognition software. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2068 |
Our order was actually for only two clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2069 |
There seems to be a malfunction in the 3D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2070 |
Remember that 3D printer you got for cheap on that 'Wish' app?... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2071 |
Better call IT. The copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2072 |
Irma? Looks like Fred has discovered the new 3-D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2073 |
Human resources ? Yea, I'd like to speak with that new diversity co-ordinator IMMEDIATELY ! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2074 |
Yes Sir, the minority applicants have arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2075 |
It's all about the right cultural fit. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2076 |
I think we need to widen our new employee search criteria. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2077 |
No complaints about the technology, but I can't even guess about the market for these. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2078 |
I know it's not politically correct, but they all look a like. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2079 |
Yes sir. The candidates for the CPA position are waiting for the interviews. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2080 |
Looks like Murray's had his identity stolen again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2081 |
Norm, your diversity class has arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2082 |
I may have duplicated your 3:00 appointment. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2083 |
Mr. smith, the accountant clones have become self-aware. Eqch seems to be demanding his own stapler. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2084 |
Looks like someone left the cage door to accounting open again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2085 |
We're gonna have a problem with the iphone X. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2086 |
Hello Tech Support... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2087 |
"No...pretty sure it's not just a paper jam.'' |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2088 |
I think the copy machine is broken. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2089 |
You wanted standardization. You got standardization. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2090 |
Did somebody order up a new batch of accountants? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2091 |
I guess I do have a type. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2092 |
Jensen's been playing with the 3-D copier again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2093 |
Please let me clarify. The building is not experiencing a cyclone event. We are have clones, all named Sly, looking for their event. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2094 |
I have to go. My class on diversity is about to start. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2095 |
So we left the tax forms sitting out over the weekend? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2096 |
The clones answer to the same name too. Now what? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2097 |
Honestly, I don't think we needed to do any experiment to prove Bill was replaceable. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2098 |
Fourteen of the Watson quindecaplets are here looking for Harvey again. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2099 |
Looks like the meeting of the diversity committee is finally breaking up. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2100 |
Send tech asap...Fenwick jammed himself in the 3D printer again! |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2101 |
The applicants for the accounting clerk position are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2102 |
I'm waiting for him now. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2103 |
The copying machine is broken again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2104 |
Who let the clones out? Who? Who? Who? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2105 |
I found a flaw in our face ID system |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2106 |
They just started coming out of the copier! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2107 |
I said I wanted scones for the meeting, not clones! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2108 |
The 'Chrome Dome' cloned drones are here. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2109 |
I believe there is a misunderstanding. They sent in the clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2110 |
Sir, I think Hanson completed the 3D printer upgrade. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2111 |
No, I ordered 25 CLOWNS, not 25 clones. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2112 |
Yes, the auditors are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2113 |
I ordered bird drones, not nerd clones. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2114 |
Can you be a little more descriptive? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2115 |
No, I ordered 100 CPUs. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2116 |
The accountants have been released, tax season must be over. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2117 |
Apparently, John Doe is not an unknown person. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2118 |
Who let the nerds out? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2119 |
I think our biggest problem will be diversity. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2120 |
This casting call is going to get worse before it gets better. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2121 |
Get those jokers with the 3D printer to shut it off!! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2122 |
...and send name tags, lots and lots of name tags |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2123 |
Follow whose nose? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2124 |
I said clowns, Stephen. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2125 |
Hello Equifax? I think we have a case of identity theft... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2126 |
Your Honor, the jury seems to have come to a consensus. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2127 |
Maintenance - we seem to be having a problem with our copy machine. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2128 |
This casting call is going to be VERY difficult ! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2129 |
The copy machine is acting weird today... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2130 |
The applicants for your leadership class are here, Sir. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2131 |
Call HR. Tell them we need to revisit our diversity policy. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2132 |
Have you got anyone that looks like Harpo? |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
2133 |
I don't think the diversity hiring event went as we expected. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2134 |
We have another 100 or so to interview for Trump's advisory panel |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2135 |
The third-floor copier is stuck on again. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2136 |
Yes, the Academy members have completed the balloting process and the meeting has adjourned, sir. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2137 |
A geneticist's 'dream come true moment', is on display! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2138 |
OMG no, I said 'phone him to come over, not clone him to come over.' |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2139 |
Do you know anything about a cubicle convention? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2140 |
Mr. President. The Cabinet members are here to see you. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2141 |
I suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of boredom. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2142 |
Corporate executives—if you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2143 |
What do you mean "bring in the balding guy with mustache and glasses for the next interview?" |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2144 |
Hello Strippers Inc? Yes, I want my money back! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2145 |
What pronouns do they use? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
2146 |
It's not that the copier is broken, necessarily. It's just working... differently. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2147 |
Clowns, not clones! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2148 |
What type of incubator did you say this was? |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
2149 |
Honestly, we couldn’t have cloned someone else? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2150 |
"They called and said there was an accident today at the Human Genome Institute today. Hold on...Oh thank god, Bill is just getting home from wor...OH MY GOD!!! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2151 |
The Diversity Committee is disbanding. They’ve achieved their goal of Zero Tolerance. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2152 |
I'll have to get back to you Rita, looks like the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2153 |
The are what you eat guys are back. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2154 |
...and just as the professor found his momentum in the physics lecture he became uncertain about his position. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
2155 |
The diversity training meeting is over. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2156 |
Yes, our employee's diversity training just let out. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2157 |
Hello, Dolly? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2158 |
Connect me with our chief diversity officer... ASAP. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2159 |
Know anyone who needs two hundred identical accountants? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2160 |
Harold's been messing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2161 |
The 3D printer you're missing? I think it landed in human resources |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2162 |
The casting call for "disturbed loner" got a great response. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2163 |
Yes, I already tried turning the new copy machine in accounting off and on again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2164 |
Uh, something's wrong with the copier. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2165 |
Here comes the sunshine boys. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2166 |
I can't be sure; however, there seems to be something seriously wrong with the photocopier again. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2167 |
I'm standing outside the 3D printer room. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2168 |
The 3D printer got stuck on "auto" again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2169 |
But Clarice, they're all Mr.Right. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2170 |
You remember when you said to try unplugging the duplicating machine, and then plug it in again? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2171 |
Quick, buy the stock! The cloning experiment worked! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2172 |
The clones are here. Looks like the genetic material came from accounting again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2173 |
This is Jane. I'm in the copy room. I think the 3-D printer is caught in a loop again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2174 |
Shirley, when you have a moment, could you run down and unplug the 3D printer? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2175 |
I requested George Clooney, not my ex-husband Murray. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2176 |
Yea, he just got here. But... Are you sure that was an aspirin you gave me earlier? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2177 |
Can we please close the casting call for the middle-aged accountant role? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2178 |
"Yeah...uh, Karen? None of them look their online picture. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2179 |
I think we are going to have to tighten our policy on misuse of the 3-D printer. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2180 |
I'm pretty sure the cloning experiment was successful... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2181 |
At least, you could have had him look like George Clooney. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2182 |
Send in the clones. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2183 |
I think we have the extras for the Everyman movie. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2184 |
Could you describe Leonard one more time? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2185 |
You wanted me to make how many copies? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2186 |
Alert HR, Randy in IT has gone viral. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2187 |
I ordered three Neds, not 300. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2188 |
Hi Tom - I'll have to call you back. Someone let all the Goldman guys out. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2189 |
I don't think I'm going to get this job. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2190 |
We're having a Level 4 nerd alert up here. Send help |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2191 |
How many empty suits did you order? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2192 |
I don't know. Accountants all look alike to me. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2193 |
This stem cell cloning project was not supposed to include a mustache |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2194 |
Easy to spot! They're all bald with glasses and a striped tie! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2195 |
The uniforms here leave something to be desired. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2196 |
Security? I think we've got a problem with our facial recognition system! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2197 |
HR says we may have violated diversity guidelines. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2198 |
We've run out of the Groucho glasses, so we'll need to break out the Harpo wigs if any more show up. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2199 |
It's like those men in The Matrix, only different. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2200 |
It was '100 creepy clowns' - not '100 geeky clones.' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2201 |
Not clones. I said 'Send in the clowns'. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2202 |
You can turn off the 3D printer now. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2203 |
They were the closest thing to sheep we could find. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2204 |
Quick, turn off the assembly line! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2205 |
No, no! Just bring vanilla. They just voted. They all want the same flavor of ice cream. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2206 |
We can now announce success in our program to reverse diversity. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2207 |
I thought you said it was a CLOWN convention. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2208 |
Hey! Just a heads-up; they really do all look alike. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2209 |
Yeah, I'd say there was a problem, someone left the cloning machine on "dork." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2210 |
The actuaries are here, sir. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2211 |
Yes, the Geek Squad Annual Retreat is about to begin. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2212 |
Remember how you send it was hard to tell those resumes apart? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2213 |
Yes, sir, the Martins have landed. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2214 |
I'm not sure that this single's mixer will go well. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2215 |
We need more chairs for the identity theft claimants. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2216 |
It's complicated but, yes, he IS coming out the men's room. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2217 |
I don't know Jane. Just hire the best looking one! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2218 |
I"m going to need more to go on than just "average looking".... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2219 |
You were supposed to "Send in the clowns!" |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2220 |
How would I know if it's Tom, Dick or Harry? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2221 |
Jim call IT, the copy machine is malfunctioning again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2222 |
That's right! I said exponential. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2223 |
Yes sir,you have reached the gene research department. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2224 |
No they're all wrong, we need someone more average-looking. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2225 |
It's out of control down here. I need another woman pronto. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2226 |
I may need to do remedial diversity training. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2227 |
Right, that's what it says here: bald, white guy with a mustache and glasses. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2228 |
Eenie, meanie, minie, mo... |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2229 |
Sir, the copier is on the fritz. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2230 |
On the bright side, the copier isn't jammed anymore |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2231 |
The 3-D printer has been hacked by Bob in accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2232 |
I appreciate your dilemma, Benton, but from where I stand, it all looks the same to me. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2233 |
Well, sir, it turns out there are a lot of Bobs in accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2234 |
It looks like saddle shoes are making a comeback! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2235 |
Don't ask; just bring the cute guy down from accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2236 |
... No, I ordered fifty BOXES of brads. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2237 |
The job posting may have been too specific. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2238 |
Darn it, the copy machine is jammed again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2239 |
The 'Clone-O-Matic' is malfunctioning again! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2240 |
The Xerox board meeting just let out. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2241 |
Where's Baldo? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2242 |
Looks like the diversity meeting is wrapping up just now. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2243 |
One of these things is not like the other.... |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2244 |
If that truck of pocket-protectors doesn't get here soon, there's going to be trouble. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2245 |
I think Frank pushed the wrong button on the copy machine again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2246 |
I'm meeting with him now, but you're going to have to be more descriptive... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2247 |
I'm sorry, there are no Toms or Harrys here. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2248 |
I'm going to need you to be more specific than brown hair with glasses... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2249 |
Either the meeting's adjourned or something supernatural just happened. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2250 |
Hang on -- I'm not sure he's come in yet. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2251 |
Please tell me again what he looks like. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2252 |
Accountant zombies?! They look harmless. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2253 |
No, I ordered them with hair. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2254 |
Sir, I think its the start of the Accountant-Apocalypse!! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2255 |
The 3D printing trial run of 100 middle school math teachers was a success! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2256 |
I'm sorry I don't know where Waldo is. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2257 |
Is this the service department? Our 3-d printer is malfunctioning! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2258 |
I told you not to feed him after sundown. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2259 |
' "Tell me again what was in that drink you gave me at lunch." |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2260 |
I take it at face value when they say they all agree. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2261 |
Diversity again. This time, they're team building. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2262 |
Someone left the 3D printer on. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2263 |
I said I needed phones , not clones . |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2264 |
Your 9:30 with Xerox is here. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2265 |
Yes, I know I said send me your bills. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2266 |
The Cloning Conference just broke for lunch. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2267 |
I'm with the nose, glasses and moustache men. Is this the genome or the genre conference? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2268 |
I'm not ready to reveal my choice however, interviewing these contestants has been the most unique experience of my professional life |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2269 |
I think I just broke through the looking-glass ceiling. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2270 |
I told you to send in the clowns! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2271 |
Who do you want to talk to? The one with mustache or the one with a stripe tie? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2272 |
You can cancel the DJ. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2273 |
The 3-D printer was just supposed to print those funny little nose-eyeglass-mustache thingies.........right? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2274 |
Yes sir, the cloning project appears to have been successful. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2275 |
I think I see you now. Glasses and mustache, right? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2276 |
Can you come up and fix the copier NOW? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2277 |
Everyone but the CEO believes our hiring policy is too restrictive. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2278 |
Security, I found the leak in Bernie World. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2279 |
AI Department? I think we found them. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2280 |
You can't miss me," he said. "I'm the buy with the glasses, the big nose and the little mustache. Oh, and I'm wearing a striped tie. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2281 |
Can you bring down that box of 'I'm Special' badges? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2282 |
Sorry, Mrs. Granger, it looks like the copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2283 |
He looks just like the average Joe |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2284 |
I swiped right and then all of the icons began to shake. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2285 |
Waldo's dad is here. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2286 |
Oh no, now I have a million copies of my boss! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2287 |
The Xerox has gone rogue again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2288 |
Dr. Heinsman, you may want to cut you lunch short and get back to the lab." |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2289 |
Security, someone left the lab door open again, and the Bobs are out. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2290 |
Sir, the silent majority has arrived! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2291 |
We have 1000 Groucho clones. Can you send us 1000 identical ducks? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2292 |
I think you might be a victim of identity theft. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2293 |
This jury has found the defendant Not Guilty of profiling. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2294 |
His resume did say he was a multitasker. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2295 |
Doris? The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2296 |
I said "clowns" not "clones", I have a cold. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2297 |
Balding, hefty, glasses, mustache and striped tie you say. Could you be more specific? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2298 |
Hey Sam, have you got the Xerox repairman's phone number? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2299 |
They still can’t agree on a verdict, Your Honor |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2300 |
You won’t believe this, but one of the conference attendees looks exactly like Uncle Fred. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2301 |
I think the Clone Anonymous Meeting is breaking for lunch now. I assume they're all having the same thing to eat. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2302 |
No, I said "book the room and fill in the auditors' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2303 |
Donald Trump is a jackass. |
1.1731 |
0.07631 |
52 |
47 |
1 |
4 |
2304 |
One of them is bound to be able to unlock his phone. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2305 |
Let me check. What does he look like? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2306 |
They're looking for the poll site to vote Republican. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2307 |
Diversity program? Why in heaven's name would we need a diversity program? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2308 |
Yes, but they all claim they are Rick Deckard. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2309 |
The participants in the hair restoration study have arrived. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2310 |
I'm not surprised about the layoffs either. Even before the merger our department was always redundant. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2311 |
It looks like we've established a viable breeding population. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2312 |
How many incognitos do we need? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2313 |
I believe we have a winner... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2314 |
The conservative caucus is taking a break. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2315 |
Phew-my mistake! The George Clooney look-alikes are on the FIFTH floor... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2316 |
Dangit, someone took the door off the supply closet. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2317 |
Who said we should dispense with name tags? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2318 |
Do I have to have a standing desk? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2319 |
When I said I needed 20 more employees like Larry, I didn't mean it literally. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2320 |
I don't have the Serial Number for The Cloning Machine... What do I do now? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2321 |
I think Amazon made a mistake. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2322 |
It looks like another successful HR seminar just ended. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2323 |
I have no idea who these strange men are, but one of them looks just like my husband. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2324 |
But Sir, they ALL look like Kevin from The Office. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2325 |
Looks like we have another case of identity theft. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2326 |
I asked the agency to find me someone just like Phil... of course, I was referring to his qualifications and work history. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2327 |
Chief, I finished the expansion project. What next? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2328 |
He's standing right in front of me. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2329 |
The 3D printer's on the blink again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2330 |
The copy machine is running amok! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2331 |
The Stepford Schmucks have arrived. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2332 |
I said phone, not clone. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2333 |
Yes, the "How to Manage Diversity in the Office" Workshop was a complete success. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2334 |
Do you happen to know the last four digits of his Social Security Number? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2335 |
Central Casting? Your computer has a virus! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2336 |
Oh, same old same old. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2337 |
No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2338 |
Human Resources? Are clones a protected class? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2339 |
I ordered sale drones not male clones. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2340 |
Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2341 |
We'll need to reschedule, the Accountants are migrating again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2342 |
Success with the male, how'd it got with the female? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2343 |
Cancel that. Looks like Terry got the copier working. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2344 |
...I think it's by John Kabat Zinn - 'Wherever You Go There You Are', in Spirituality or something. Can you send it over asap? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2345 |
Remember when I said the copy machine problem couldn't get any worse? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2346 |
The internet must be down again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2347 |
Not MATCHES.COM!!! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2348 |
The candidates for the police lineup are here. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2349 |
I'm afraid EEO is going to go ballistic. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2350 |
Remember when you said you wish you had 50 Carls? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2351 |
Sir, the 3-D printer is out of hair. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2352 |
No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2353 |
Mr. Kaplan. Your 9:00 AM through 5:00 PM are here. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2354 |
The casting call was for clowns not clones... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2355 |
It seems to be a conformist corporate culture |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2356 |
"This is why we need diversity in the work place". |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2357 |
If we keep one, and fire the rest, we won't lose a thing. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2358 |
It gets even better---they all respond to the same name. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2359 |
Cupertino, we may have some, um, unresolved issues with the facial recognition readiness on the X. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2360 |
Yes, he's here. No. I haven't seen him yet. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2361 |
No, I'm quite sure you said the bank manager's LOANS. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2362 |
What did you say he would look like? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2363 |
I said "I needed 100 copies of THE bill." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2364 |
What color shirt is he wearing? |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
2365 |
Jones, Jones, Jones and Jones et al., how may I help you? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2366 |
Can you find someone to push 'Stop' on the 3-D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2367 |
A lot. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2368 |
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the new cloning machine is working perfectly! The bad news is that Herb from accounting stumbled in by accident. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2369 |
We need more diversity in this office. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2370 |
We might need to re-think the facial identity security system. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2371 |
Xerox, we have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2372 |
That is NOT what I ordered! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2373 |
Even HR can't say this isn't their problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2374 |
You misheard me. I said, "Send up the clowns!" |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2375 |
I’m not sure that telling Mr. Overby you wished you had a hundred more just like him was the right thing to say… |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2376 |
You wanted Frank in accounting? There's more than one. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2377 |
Sheldon, why are all the sales staff wearing the same ties? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2378 |
I've located every Tom, now we just need to locate every Dick and Harry |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2379 |
Jerry, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a one in a million, after all. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2380 |
I'm having a little trouble finding Waldo. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2381 |
Who ordered the passel of Poindexters? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2382 |
Alright, I found the copy room. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2383 |
I have to call you back, my 'Disheartened Nonuplets #2' audition just walked in the door. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2384 |
The copier is back online. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2385 |
Better hide the mirrors--the clones are taking a break. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2386 |
"I'm sorry, we are starting to run out of middle aged businessmen". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2387 |
He says that he meant to clone the mouse. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2388 |
Could I speak to the Sorcerer, please? This is his apprentice. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2389 |
We have to stop buying our ties from China. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2390 |
The diversity committee just broke. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2391 |
You better come down here. The copy machine is doing that thing again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2392 |
I'll see if I can find him for you. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2393 |
He's just leaving the meeting room as we speak. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2394 |
When I said, "make copies," I meant of the report. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2395 |
I just *know* it's a family reunion. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2396 |
But I thought the Hitler 'stache convention was set NEXT week! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2397 |
I can't even enter the printer room right now because Joe and his big ego learned how to use the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2398 |
I need to speak to the diversity coordinator immediately. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2399 |
This is casting; we'll need a super longshot on the battle scene. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2400 |
"H.R. Department, we may have a glitch in our diversity profiling plan"! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2401 |
Has anyone graduated with honors from an elite university? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2402 |
I think we'd better cancel the genome project. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2403 |
I guess the cloning experiment worked. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2404 |
They claim to be freelancers in search of the gig economy. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2405 |
Yes, there are hundreds of them. And, apparently, they're all named 'Sam Nussbaum'. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2406 |
Please strangle whoever is singing "Send in the Clones". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2407 |
I've got to hang up-they are cloning again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2408 |
I need more than "the one with the mustache." |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2409 |
Josh? I really need that door installed. Now? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2410 |
Are you sure this is the Committee for Workplace Diversity? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2411 |
Hello, 911? It's raining men! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2412 |
The apocalypse has started. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2413 |
The human resources 3D printer needs urgent repair. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2414 |
What else should I check beside their uniform and posture? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2415 |
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2416 |
I've narrowed it down to four or five candidates from a diverse applicant pool. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2417 |
Does he have any distinguishing marks? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2418 |
please don't take this the wrong way, but to be honest, they all look the same to me |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2419 |
Someone tell that smart ass down in the 3-D printing room that one Harold in this department is more than enough! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2420 |
Ma'am, the grossly unqualified mindless employees you order are demanding birthday cake. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2421 |
It’s the penalty for Worst Stock Pick of the Month. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2422 |
I hope my husband's not in there. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2423 |
I think the copy editors are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2424 |
You want me to find Porter - the bald one with a mustache? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2425 |
Did you say he has a mustache, glasses and is balding on top? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2426 |
The Smith brothers are hear for their 10:30. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2427 |
Your algo lacks rhythm. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2428 |
I said "call Dorfman", not "calling all Dorfmans". |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2429 |
Serious problem with the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2430 |
Security? We need a culling. Sixth floor. Stat! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2431 |
Sir, I believe we have the problem of the one and the many. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2432 |
Mayday, mayday! Someone called in an office drone strike! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2433 |
How about "larger animals"? Do you handle larger animals? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2434 |
How come I'm the only one wearing a gray flannel suit? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2435 |
The 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2436 |
Remember how you said I shouldn't get him wet? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2437 |
Your casting agent is a little bit TOO good. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2438 |
The job posting was supposed to say office drone, not clone. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2439 |
Looks like Stanley fixed the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2440 |
No, no, no, no--it was supposed to be 'Send in the CLOWNS,' not the CLONES. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2441 |
I think it's a protest of some sort. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2442 |
Mr. Waterhouse, your new accounting robots are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2443 |
The copy machine is doing that thing again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2444 |
We were expecting 'a' Mr. John Smith. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2445 |
Harry's at it again. He's taking selfies on the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2446 |
I'm having second thoughts about our recruiting strategy. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2447 |
Yes, I will direct them all to the Joe Dator cartoon. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2448 |
Is it just me, or has casting gotten a little too specific? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2449 |
I asked you to get us 100 new ACCOUNTS |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2450 |
Turn off the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2451 |
Why do I think that the copier's jammed again? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2452 |
3-D printer repair? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2453 |
You ordered how many clones? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2454 |
The ad was supposed to say "bold" and stand "out" in a crowd. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2455 |
Miracle of transduplucation my ass. This is Ed Blechley we're talking about here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2456 |
I don't know how we will ever replace Johnson. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2457 |
Deborah, you know how you never date ...single... guys? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2458 |
He's been cloned. How many do you want? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2459 |
Sorry sir, I thought you said, "Send in the clowns." |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2460 |
I need Security to Herman Resources. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2461 |
So much for the iPhone's facial recognition. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2462 |
The diversity initiative isn't working. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2463 |
Fred's 2 through 50 are looking for Fred 1. Anyone know the whereabouts of Fred 1? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2464 |
He must have hit blind carbon copy. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2465 |
The staff room copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2466 |
Hello, IT Department? The copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2467 |
I have the toupee models in holding. Should I send them to hair & makeup? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2468 |
I think the job candidates' requirements you posted were too specific. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2469 |
Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2470 |
Looks like the copier is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2471 |
The accountants just went on strike for more fun. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2472 |
Quick question. Has Bosses week rolled around again! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2473 |
Jackie, I think they've discovered male privilege again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2474 |
I'm sending in the clones. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2475 |
The CPA Convention is on a break. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2476 |
I think I'm going to need more than bald with glasses and a moustache. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2477 |
You'll have work out the bugs in the SexBot before Valentine's Day. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2478 |
I'm looking for his replacement now. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2479 |
The copy machine is jammed again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2480 |
Uh oh, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2481 |
Uh-oh, you were supposed to look for clowns! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2482 |
Got it. I'll find him. You say He looks like Dr. Phil with glasses? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2483 |
Ok, let's put our facial recognition technology to the test. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2484 |
I think the 3D printer has a glitch. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2485 |
I ordered herbs not Herbs. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2486 |
Mr. Ross has gotten himself stuck in the 3D printer again; may I help you? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2487 |
Oh my god, Thelma! You know that new, advanced 3-D copier we got last week. . . ? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2488 |
Well, what does he look like? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2489 |
I think there is something wrong with the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2490 |
We have a problem in the cloning lab. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2491 |
But I asked for an accounting school not a school of accountants. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2492 |
Either this is just a coincidence or they all share the same sperm donor. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2493 |
Detective, the volunteers you advertised for to participate in lineups are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2494 |
I think we have a problem with the Xerox.. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2495 |
You said hire the one with the mustache? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2496 |
So you're telling me this is what Brad Pitt looked like before all the work? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2497 |
...but, they're all answering to the Bob Smith page. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2498 |
The sperm donors are here wondering why nobody is buying their specimens. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2499 |
Remember when you told Bill from accounting you wished you had a hundred men like him? He seems to have taken you literally. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2500 |
Hi, I'm calling about the new copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2501 |
I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer on the 4th floor. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2502 |
HR? The board meeting just adjourned, and they're asking about our diversity efforts. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2503 |
Someone left the 3D printer on all night. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2504 |
Police? I think I know how that serial killer has got away with it for so long. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2505 |
Can you send someone up to shut off the 3-D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2506 |
You must have misunderstood when I asked for an accounting of our bills. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2507 |
I said *drone* delivery, not *clone* delivery. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2508 |
Diversity? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2509 |
Hello Diversity. You're algorithm is stuck on Bernard. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2510 |
I think the copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2511 |
Mr. Bigelow? Thomas Crowne is here for his interview. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2512 |
Have you been watching 'Fantasia' again? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2513 |
The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2514 |
Maybe the job description in the ad was too specific |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2515 |
Kevin from accounting found the Xerox again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2516 |
Somebody should turn off the 3-D copier. And soon. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2517 |
Casting call for everyman is now beginning. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2518 |
I did not tell you to send in the clones! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2519 |
They were all very close, but Walter Mitty is just not an easy part to cast. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2520 |
Ok, we're sending in the clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2521 |
Hello tech support, we are having serious problems with the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2522 |
The Freds have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2523 |
So your saying Waldo wears a hat. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2524 |
They all say they're here for a Lego set... |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2525 |
Tech support, please. There seems to be a problem with the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2526 |
I think the copy machine is broken again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2527 |
Yes Ms. Smith ... all your husbands emotions are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2528 |
The accounting department is multiplying again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2529 |
The candidates for individual thinker of the year have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2530 |
> Trust me Frankie, it's my job; they mean nothing to me |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2531 |
The cloning machine is out of control. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2532 |
Well, I just pointed my wand and commanded 'imitantur'! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2533 |
Hello Xerox, our copier is on the blink again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2534 |
No, sorry, we don't have anyone here by the name of Waldo. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2535 |
IT? The copier is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2536 |
Your four-thirty is here. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2537 |
WHERE AM I? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2538 |
Listen, Ma, I gotta go. The guys for the role of forgettable, middle-aged male are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2539 |
We seem to have had a malfunction with the 3-D copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2540 |
I think I must have clicked "enter" more than once. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2541 |
They're heeeere! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2542 |
"They are ready for their closeups, Mr. DeMille". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2543 |
Shut down the copier NOW! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2544 |
The cloning committee is on break right now. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2545 |
I had higher hopes when we moved on from cloning sheep. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2546 |
Look, I'm sure they're perfectly good clones, but the fact remains that our order specified three dozen of the 'Brad Pitt.' |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2547 |
The Lemmings are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2548 |
"Melman" with one "n" or two? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2549 |
Only about five so far, but the rest are going to figure it out soon. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2550 |
It's the 3-D copier again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2551 |
the replacements are here |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2552 |
"Hi Mary, he's on his way. You can't miss him. Glasses, mustache, balding. His name is Waldo". |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2553 |
The order was for 100 drones, not clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2554 |
Quick, send up a dozen boxes of cigars. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2555 |
Hello, doctor? That same dream has begun again...and again and again... |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2556 |
I know we weren't supposed to use the 3-D printer without permission, but Johnson from accounting is really productive and the shareholders have been clamoring for increased efficiency. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2557 |
So many good looking men -- so little time. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2558 |
How many should we implant? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2559 |
Little boxes made of ticky tacky. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2560 |
Quick--someone got tangled up inside the 3D printer! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2561 |
Who was in charge of recruiting? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2562 |
Security? Someone cross wired the 3-D printer and the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2563 |
DRONE program... I said we needed to step up the pace on our DRONE program. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2564 |
They say they're from some doppelganger society. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2565 |
Tell Mr. Smith that the dummies have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2566 |
Technical Support? Hi. I can't get my 3D printer to turn off. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2567 |
Another day at the office |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2568 |
Better send someone down here. The back office is swarming earlier than usual this year. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2569 |
I asked you to send over a Clown not Clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2570 |
You were right, President Trump, the bureaucracy is out of control! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2571 |
Uh-oh--I think Don needs some help with the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2572 |
Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2573 |
You expect me to sell them ALL? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2574 |
Well, if anything changes, I'll let you know... |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2575 |
That was "send in the CLOWNS"! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2576 |
I forgot it's Mel Cooley look-alike day. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2577 |
I think you misunderstood me; I said send in the clowns |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2578 |
My dating app is stuck on like again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2579 |
We did not get what we ordered. We purchased 50 new smartphones, not smart clones. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2580 |
Look, just tell me again what floor the loan department is on? I seem to have gotten off at the clone department! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2581 |
That's right, these interviewees remind of my childhood on the farm. All I need is some chicken feed. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2582 |
Our 3-D printer is running amok. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2583 |
He's been using the 3 D printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2584 |
We've got a diverse pool of applicants this year. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2585 |
Lassie, we need some help here. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2586 |
Norman has been putting his body parts in the 3D Printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2587 |
Lenny didn't expect his lampshade moustache would be such a hit with the rest of the start-up. However by Wednesday it seemed to prove unique enough the hipsters in the agency followed suit. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2588 |
My goodness! The 3-D printer is stuck again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2589 |
No sir. I'll ring you when the other forty-eight shades arrive. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2590 |
No, they're not attacking anything. They're accountant clones looking for some numbers to crunch. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2591 |
Mr. Farbes, the lookalike finalists are arriving. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2592 |
Charles forgot to reset the 3-D printer again |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2593 |
Hello, 3D copier service? We have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2594 |
Mr. Beasley, I think your ad for a new accountant was too specific. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2595 |
Got it, sir! The one with the blue shirt! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2596 |
Which one's Mr. Smith? They all look alike to me. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2597 |
Get up here, quick! That new copier has gone into CRISPR mode and now there are too many Farquahars. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2598 |
It looks like the H.R. scheme to right-size and diversify has backfired! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2599 |
i found the "men's room". |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2600 |
Send tech help to the 3D printer room. This is worse than the time it made 20 hipsters. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2601 |
Boss, the guys to fix the photocopy machine are here. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2602 |
I found the problem - we've got Finkelmans. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2603 |
I'll see if he's here. Can you describe him? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2604 |
The Boys from Brazil are middle-aged. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2605 |
This is not the white-collar focus group I requested. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2606 |
Just got out of the Gender Equality in Tech convention. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2607 |
Hold on, a ton of entitlement just showed up. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2608 |
The human 3D molding machine has run amok! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2609 |
Did you forget to shutoff the 3D printer again? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2610 |
You said he is the one with the stripped tie. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2611 |
Get the name tags down here QUICK! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2612 |
Our diversity initiative is going to be more difficult to implement than previously thought. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2613 |
Neo, Agent Smith is looking for you. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2614 |
Someone left the 3D printer on. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2615 |
You said individual downsizing but they're all cut from the same cloth. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2616 |
Levittown? We have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2617 |
I'm told two of them are twins. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2618 |
03/10/2215: "Hi. Clonemaster Tech Support? My boss hit 'reply all' on the Clonemaster, again." |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2619 |
Sixty. I said Sixty. Six. Zero. All gray. All 52 long. Got that? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2620 |
Sir, the lemmings have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2621 |
The new IPhone has met it's match at the copier salesmen convention |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2622 |
I should have taken the blue pill. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2623 |
You know that secret R&D project...? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2624 |
Our diversity program isn't quite ready for launching. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2625 |
Yes, Mr. Everyman is here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2626 |
Sorry to bother you at home, sir, but the Bobs got out. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2627 |
Copy machine's gone crazy again, Ed from Accounting's been trying to fix it, but we'll need a real repairman...but first send up that enthusiastic new intern that works nights and weekends. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2628 |
"It's true what they say: "They do all look alike!"' |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2629 |
3-D printer repair? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2630 |
All of his personalities are breaking for lunches. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2631 |
HR? Perhaps our hiring algorithm needs a little tweak? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2632 |
... and change "uniquely qualified" to "unusually qualified." |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2633 |
Mr. Kaplan's been playing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2634 |
Yes, the 3D printer is jammed again, please hurry! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2635 |
There must have been a mistake. We ordered 200 pens, not 200 men. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2636 |
I know this is trouble m'am, but Mr. Trible seems to have brought along some guests. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2637 |
They will be going to the parking lot and get in their self driving cars. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2638 |
Sir, does Jenkins have a 3D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2639 |
Uh ... Houston? We have a problem. No ... for real. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2640 |
This place could use some new faces. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2641 |
They're looking for the men's room right now. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2642 |
I asked for "Cohen" not "clone." |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2643 |
Your repro order is ready |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2644 |
Yes sir, I think the Myers Briggs personality test results are quite accurate, maybe a little too accurate. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2645 |
The invoice says drones, but we've gotten clones! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2646 |
The 3D printer is working, but you might want to turn it off now. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2647 |
The 3-D printer is out of order again |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2648 |
Well which is it, free-range or cage-free? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2649 |
Um, sir? The copy machine was left on again last night. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2650 |
I said to send in the clowns - not the clones!! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2651 |
Me, tired of dating dangerous men, you, able to format my hard drive, if you know what I mean. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2652 |
The cloning experiment seems to have been a success. There is a downside, however. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2653 |
The lecherous old bastards are all the same! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2654 |
When you enter through the door, you must remove your plastic masks, as well as your ties, belts and shoe laces. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2655 |
You don't remember the name? Then please describe him. Be specific! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2656 |
I think we can cancel the diversity training workshop. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2657 |
Were we expecting the team from accounting? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2658 |
I'm afraid there's been a terrible copier malfuntion. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2659 |
The Cloning Machine on the fritz again. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2660 |
Office copy and paste working better than expected |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2661 |
Call the copier tech - the machine's on the fritz. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2662 |
911? Someone's breaking the law of averages. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2663 |
Wow!Octomom's kids all grown up. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
2664 |
We need I.T. down here now! Something's wrong with the 3-D printer. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
2665 |
This is not what I meant when I said send me a hundred bills. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2666 |
yes, they've reached consensus. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2667 |
We should have been more specific in the job skills ad when we said, "multiplication required." |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2668 |
They're all asking, 'Where's Waldo?' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2669 |
You should know the lab has cloned Mr. Whipple. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2670 |
Bob, I asked if we are a pair? I did not say, send in the clones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2671 |
Who's in charge of our diversity program? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2672 |
Remind me, which one is Bob? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2673 |
So, ummm . . . the busload of Phils you ordered has arrived." |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2674 |
This can't last much longer. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2675 |
Bill, Howard, Bob, John, Dick, Tom, Bobby, Matt, Bill, John, Harry, Phil, Jim, Bill, Sam, Doug, Bud, Bob, Tom, Tim......................and Sarah. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2676 |
Sir, I believe your copywriter's here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2677 |
Yes, I called earlier and our copy machine is STILL doing something weird. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
Somebody left the door to Accounting unlocked again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2679 |
Oh, are you all working for the Fed? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2680 |
Well, he's done it. He's re-Peted himself |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2681 |
Looks like Joe got stuck in the 3D copier again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2682 |
I think the 3-D printer is jammed on. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2683 |
The accountants arrived. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2684 |
Boy o boy...talk about same old...same old...same old |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2685 |
It looks like the copy machine has been fixed. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2686 |
I said I need subjects with Krohns, not clones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2687 |
No, I'm afraid Waldo didn't show up |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2688 |
Welcome to our seminar, 'Finding the Real You'. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2689 |
I'm concerned that most of them will require ventilators, maybe a stimulant! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2690 |
The diversity training seesion is over |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
Tech support get up here---the 3D printer won't stop! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2692 |
Which one of you is the Xerox guy? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2693 |
Oh my gosh! It's not only machines with artificial intelligence taking our jobs. They've cloned the company man. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2694 |
The diversity is in the ties. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2695 |
Who's next for the interview? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2696 |
You misunderstood me. We ordered 'drones' not 'clones'." |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2697 |
That's the problem... They all fit the profile! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2698 |
What? I said "Send in the C-L-O-W-N-S". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2699 |
Yes, Enginerring? Could you get someone up here? Someone forgot to turn off the cloning machine again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2700 |
I'm afraid your job description was a little too specific. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2701 |
I've found the 'Deep State!' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2702 |
I did not say "Send in the clones". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2703 |
So, I'm with the I phone engineers who created facial recognition software... we ought to talk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2704 |
Actually, can you give me just a few more details to work with? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2705 |
I ordered one hundred legal pads, not legal dads. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2706 |
You might want to call service...the 3-D copier seems to be broken again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2707 |
Could you tell the people in R&D I wanted them to "PHONE" Norman Steglitz. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
Please come down right away! Chadwick's doppelganger is having doppelgangers. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2709 |
Tom? Is Tom here? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2710 |
Yes, sir. We've identified one stand-out applicant. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2711 |
we have a little problem in the copy room |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2712 |
Doctor, they have also the same symptoms. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2713 |
"I think that the copy machine is up and running again". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2714 |
They look like geeks, but its hard to tell without the pocket protectors. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2715 |
I was told being an older actor would work to my advantage, less competition. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2716 |
Nope, zero husband potential this time. Don't send anyone down. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2717 |
Hold on - he's just walked in. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2718 |
Yes, we're having a little situation in the copy room? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2719 |
Sir! We have a situation in the copier room! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2720 |
Hi, I need a repairman right away...our copier is on the fritz. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2721 |
Send someone right away. The 3-D copier is on the fritz. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2722 |
I'm telling you, there's something wrong with the copier. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2723 |
Our diversity committee meeting just finished. We need to talk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
You say his name is Waldo, balding, glasses, and has a short mustache? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2725 |
It seems the sperm bank did some unauthorized genetic mutations... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2726 |
Someone left the copier running again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2727 |
You never said it was a costume party. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2728 |
Hi, Lori from Quality Control. They don't look anything like Brad Pitt. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
Medium. Plain cheese. Regular crust. All 20 of them. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
We're going to need to cancel the iPhone X order for the new employees that started today. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2731 |
I know I ordered clones, but I meant cannabis plants. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2732 |
Looks like the boss has finally found a way to micro-manage. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2733 |
Mr. Lemmings is here to for directions. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2734 |
The "uniquely non-conformist" candidate has arrived for his interview. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2735 |
Yes, everyone looks the same. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2736 |
There's a man here to see you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2737 |
There seems to be a problem down here at the copier room. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2738 |
Any piercings? |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2739 |
I need to speak to the copy center, now. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
Can you call the guy? The copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2741 |
Hey, quick question. Can you look back there and see what happened to that giant egg? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2742 |
The Replicants got out of their cage again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2743 |
Yes, they are totally lifelike, but keeping up with their food stains is getting a little out of hand. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2744 |
You're going to need to be a bit more specific. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2745 |
So how many men do you need to screw in that lightbulb? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2746 |
How did you say I can recognize Mr. Carbon? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2747 |
One of these things is just like the others.. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2748 |
Someone left the copier on! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2749 |
We have quorum lift off ... repeat, quorum lift off has been achieved. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2750 |
No, I said 101 DALMATIONS |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2751 |
Hello, tech support? The 3-D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2752 |
Hi, Xerox technical support? It's happening again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2753 |
Do we have any Charmin? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2754 |
The moustaches are here. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2755 |
Heads up for management, the cloning machine is stuck on middle age conservative men. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2756 |
I think the staff misunderstood the memo about everyone being more like Fred. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2757 |
It's not a rat problem, but close. They're lawyers. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2758 |
Virtual reality, augmented reality, mixed reality. I don't know what it is, but my ex is all over the place. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2759 |
Hello, tech support. The 3D copier appears to have malfunctioned. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2760 |
They're calling it the 'Million Middle-Aged Manager March.' |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2761 |
There's a definite glitch in the copy machine. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2762 |
I think the copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2763 |
Yeah, they're all up here, just cloning around. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2764 |
"Um, I guess 'his people' are here to see 'your people', sir". |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2765 |
The 'Be Yourself'convention is just letting out. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2766 |
These aren't the droids I was hoping for. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2767 |
The accountants are here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2768 |
Who knew there'd be so many Dilbert wannabes? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2769 |
Tranquility base here, the pigeons have landed. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2770 |
I'm where we agreed to meet. How do I find you?.... striped tie? Got it! ... bald head? Got it!...glasses?... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2771 |
Enter and sign in, please. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2772 |
I need a date but I can't decide who to choose. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2773 |
I think we have a situation with the 3D copier. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2774 |
Accounting, your clones are here. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2775 |
Casting, we have a problem. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2776 |
We ordered MORE men?! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2777 |
Hi I'm the person who left the personal ad 'seeking tall male, glasses, moustache. Over 50.' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2778 |
Wally fell into the copier again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2779 |
It's about Fernberger in the Mitosis Lab and his mysterious lunch hours... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2780 |
The engineers are done, we can have the conference room now. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2781 |
Well, I've arrived at the National Institute of Standards conference, but they're on a break right now. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2782 |
I'm getting your copies made. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2783 |
Yes your Honor, Messrs. John Doe are here. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2784 |
Could you dismantle the cloning machine? Its gotten a little out of hand. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2785 |
Frank got himself stuck in the 3D printer again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2786 |
Sir, we need to talk about unconscious bias. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2787 |
Bad news, chief! Jenkins has hacked into the 3D printer. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2788 |
I think the 3D printer has a glitch. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2789 |
One moment. I’ll see if he’s in. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2790 |
Yeah, but they're not DRESSED like penguins.... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2791 |
Well the accounts are going crazy! Apparently, seven ate nine. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2792 |
I specifically said NO mustache! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2793 |
No, the cancel button, not the start button. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2794 |
Um, we only ordered one Gross. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2795 |
My God! It's the invasion of the walking Cronkites! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2796 |
Thank God , It's not him.. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2797 |
The cloning experiment has been a success and a failure. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2798 |
There's a major problem with the copier! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2799 |
I think the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2800 |
So what are we supposed to do with all the lives that no longer matter? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2801 |
Send a tech. The copy machine is on the blink again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2802 |
Hello, is this the Exterminator |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2803 |
Our Cloning Center needs a repairman right away. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2804 |
Our chances of winning the diversity award aren't looking too good. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2805 |
Turn off the cloner! Hurry! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2806 |
He said he would be in his office fixing his 3D printer. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2807 |
Same here. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2808 |
Hello, Maintenance Dept.? There seems to be a problem in the Copy Room. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2809 |
The xerox machine malfunctioned again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2810 |
Mr. Monroe, the people from Xerox are here. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2811 |
Marvin in Accounting is multiplying again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2812 |
Hello, Central Casting? I asked you to send in the CLOWNS. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2813 |
I am sure I said we needed a loan, not a clone. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2814 |
The photocopier repair guy is here ... somewhere. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2815 |
The meeting went badly. He's more than beside himself. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2816 |
Yes, the diversity committee meeting is breaking up now. They say the decision was unanimous. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2817 |
No, "jammed" would be an improvement. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2818 |
Could you send someone else to fix the copy machine? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2819 |
Could you give me that description one more time? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2820 |
Herbert has been playing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2821 |
The meeting's just over...it was unanimous. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2822 |
He's leaving now. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2823 |
The copier's acting up again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2824 |
Xerox repairmen are here. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2825 |
Which one's the human being? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2826 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2827 |
There's a mistake here. You were supposed to clone Brad Pitt. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2828 |
The reps from Xerox are here to see you, sir. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2829 |
George got into the antimatter machine again. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2830 |
IT? The problem is my boss and the copier. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2831 |
Casting, I asked for curly hair |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2832 |
I think Farnsworth's been messing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2833 |
Which Steve Williams? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2834 |
I don't know who to send in, they're all wearing Groucho Marx glasses... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2835 |
Uh, so where's Waldo? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2836 |
The 3-D printer is stuck again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2837 |
The invitro experiment? That depends on your definition of success. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2838 |
Which customer care executive did you wish to speak to again? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2839 |
I can't find him. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2840 |
I just asked the intern to run off 100 copies. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2841 |
Waldo: W-A-L-D-O. Not Baldo! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2842 |
The delegates are leaving the meeting and I feel that I can say with confidence that some type of concensus has been reached. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2843 |
Looks like the company's new code of conduct is working. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2844 |
Ma'am, could you give me a few more specifics about your husband? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2845 |
Can you text him so I can hear who he is? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2846 |
It's my first attempt at cloning |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2847 |
Cloner? I thought you said he was a loner! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2848 |
Send maintenance. The 3D printer is malfunctioning again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2849 |
The lawyer claims the "line up" was rigged. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2850 |
Hi, boss, it's me. Remember when you said 'I wish we could clone Fred'? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2851 |
I figured out who forgot to turn off the 3-D printer Friday afternoon. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2852 |
It's confirmed. This audit is gonna suck. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2853 |
He says his name is Waldo. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2854 |
The sign says "sperm bank, not "think tank" annual meeting. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2855 |
John Doe is next. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2856 |
Ok i think there's a bug with the new accounting artificial intelligence program. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2857 |
At least we won't need to use name tags. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2858 |
Remember when you said that Ogden wasn't all there? Well he's all here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2859 |
No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2860 |
Hello?...Get me the 3D printing department immediately. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2861 |
Bob's been playing with the 3D copier again! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2862 |
I'm thinking those hiring algorithms could use another look-see. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2863 |
I asked for George Costanza models. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2864 |
That copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2865 |
Are you sure the headhunter said this candidate was one IN a million? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2866 |
Maybe the casting call was too specific. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2867 |
I think The Wall has solved the diversity problem. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2868 |
Er, ah, I don't see Mr. Swanson. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2869 |
I think we have a little glitch in the 'CopyAll' app. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2870 |
I don't know what the hell they are, but here comes another one. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2871 |
IT? The copier is acting up again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2872 |
The copier's jammed again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2873 |
The middle managers have breached our security! |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2874 |
Nope. Mother's maiden name won't work either. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2875 |
Someone left the Clone Lab door unlocked again... |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2876 |
That shipment of the new AI sex toys has arrived |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2877 |
Yeah is this the exterminator? They're starting to spread. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2878 |
Better call IT. That thing with the photocopier is happening again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2879 |
Hey Carol, the copy machine is on the blink again. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2880 |
How should I know? Something about a mother ship, and needing desks... |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2881 |
Does the 3D printer have an "end print job" key? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2882 |
What's the difference between drones and clones again? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2883 |
It looks R&D has solved the problem of filling all the accounting temp openings. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2884 |
I'd say they're now all on the same page. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2885 |
Would you like me to send them up to your office, Mr. Lemming? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2886 |
Neo? The I.T. guys are here to look at your laptop. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2887 |
Can you be more specific...glasses, mu-stash and striped tie? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2888 |
I think we're going to need some name badges. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2889 |
All of you need a sport coat to get into the restaurant ! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2890 |
Ummm, what's he look like? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2891 |
The cloning machine is malfunctioning again. This time it's Harvey! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2892 |
The Xerox man...er...men have arrived, sir. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2893 |
Clowns. I said we want to audition clowns. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2894 |
The Doppelgangers are here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2895 |
So I'm looking for the guy with the light brown belt and shoe with a buckle? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2896 |
Yes sir, Mr. President, they have cloned all the insiders. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2897 |
Can you be more specific in your description of him? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2898 |
Sir, I think the accounting department misunderstood when you asked them for more models |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2899 |
I *told* you that clicking the "Hire" button repeatedly would result in multiple purchases.... |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2900 |
Great! Now we can fire the photographer after he takes one employee’s picture. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2901 |
It appears there have been multiple identity thefts. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2902 |
The copier repair crew is here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2903 |
How many more tweet bots do you need? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2904 |
Thanks, I found the copy room. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2905 |
I'm new here. Can you describe him for me? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2906 |
Get tech support up here. I think we have a problem with the 3D printer. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2907 |
Tell Dr. Bentley his cloning experiment has been disastrously successful. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2908 |
Doctor Frankenstein, your cloning experiment is getting out of hand. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2909 |
Did you send Jim more than one invite? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2910 |
How many entry-level positions do we have? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2911 |
Boss, it looks like the Orgasmatron isn't working again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2912 |
Mr. Holdstein, I think you're order came through wrong, this is more than a couple Joes..... No, no, no. None of them appear to be coffee either. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2913 |
Sir, those robot accountants you ordered for the Department of Redundancy Department have just reported for in-processing. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2914 |
I said we need to increase LOANING, not CLONING! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2915 |
Ah, IT, there seems to be a problem with the copier. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2916 |
Sir, we need to find a bigger room. Everyone wants to hear your diversity in the workplace talk. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2917 |
Who posted a job opening in Trump Towers? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2918 |
We have to go back to using passcodes. To these foreign-made phones, they all look alike. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2919 |
Don't be silly Claire, there's tons of divirsitey here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2920 |
It was the worst production of '12 Angry Men' I ever saw. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2921 |
I'm serious, you can have first pick. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2922 |
Of all the people in all the world, they had to clone George! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2923 |
We are overrun with the Joe Shmo clones. How about a few Clooneys or Brad Pitt's? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2924 |
It appears that they have stopped cloning and are now starting to mill. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2925 |
Well, it's going to be a tough call. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2926 |
Bueller?...Bueller? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2927 |
Okay, our workplace could be more diverse. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2928 |
The 3D printer's out of whack again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2929 |
Our Betas are certified cage-free. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2930 |
Joe, we love you but stop cloning around. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2931 |
Could you send someone to fix our new 3D printer? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2932 |
None of that is remotely helpful. I'll just find out who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2933 |
They are still looking for Waldo, sir. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2934 |
It must be love. I see his face everywhere. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2935 |
Uh... I wanted 100 dollar bills not 100 bills. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2936 |
Did you say he's bald with a mustache and glasses? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2937 |
CLOWNS. I definitely said to send in the clowns. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2938 |
I think you can turn the copier off |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2939 |
Security, come quick! Leroy is playing with the 3-D printer again! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2940 |
Where are you Waldo ? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2941 |
Tell me again. Who gets the notice of redundancy? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2942 |
The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2943 |
Maybe that want ad for an accountant was a bit too specific. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2944 |
The Society of Clones has just arrived. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2945 |
What did you say about the Matrix? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2946 |
They're binge watchers, just watch them. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2947 |
What do you call 1,000 lawyers walking into a room? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2948 |
Yes I will get Mr. Norton. Will you describe what he looks like? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2949 |
You are all here for a diversity workshop. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2950 |
They all look alike! |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
2951 |
Someone just broke the copy machine |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2952 |
I think we may have gone overboard in describing the ideal candidate for the job... |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2953 |
You know the funding Dr Smuzlemeiter received for Quantum Duplication? I think you're going to want to come down here. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2954 |
I think someone gave accounting a 3D printer. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2955 |
I thought you said clone, not phone? |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2956 |
You heard me, 'Total Lock Bown and put me through to Genetic Engineering A.S.A.P!!!!' |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2957 |
I'm gonna try leaning in |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2958 |
You added too much Fred to the formula. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2959 |
"It's all good now, the copier repair guy is here"! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2960 |
All he told me was "I'm going to trim my mustache," and now this. . . |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2961 |
You can send up the women now |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2962 |
The salesman from the hologram company is here, sir.. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2963 |
I'm looking for Phyllis. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2964 |
The Orphan Black fan convention is just finishing up. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2965 |
Fred's been playing with the copier again. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2966 |
The middle-manager prototypes passed the door trial; we're ready for beta testing. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2967 |
Operation Clone, successful, but why Bob? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2968 |
You can call off the search. I believe I just discovered where 'The Short Bald Men With Mustaches While Wearing Glasses and Striped Ties Along With Wingtips and Ill Fitting Pants' were meeting. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2969 |
The guy working on the copier...what did he look like? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2970 |
No, it's NOT 'the more the merrier'! |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2971 |
Not "guys." At lunch, I said I wish I could clone my French fries. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2972 |
Sir, your look alikes are here |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2973 |
I said send in the clowns, the clowns. [Italicize second reference.] |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2974 |
I've just realized I'm too old for this job! |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2975 |
The copy machine is stuck again |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2976 |
Identity theft victims. They say they are looking for themselves. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2977 |
Mr. Finster, Stanley from IT is here to demonstrate the new copier. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2978 |
I'm afraid the clone drones have unionized! |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2979 |
I gotta go. The copier's on the Fritz again. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2980 |
'Looks like Steve Bannon is at the 3D copier again." |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2981 |
Simmons got stuck in the 3-D printer again. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2982 |
He's here. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2983 |
The Boys from Brazil arecoming out on a bathroom break. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2984 |
Mr. Jones? Your three o'clocks are here. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2985 |
So, I'll find soup on his tie? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2986 |
It looks like a dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-doppleganger and his twins, sir. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2987 |
Attack of the middle-aged accountant. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2988 |
We've overproduced George. Please switch to Jill immediately. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2989 |
It's a Presidential look-alike contest, but we've lost track of the President. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2990 |
I need to report a problem with the photocopier. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2991 |
Hello doctor Leeds, remember when you said to "say when?" |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2992 |
Hello, Congressional Duplicating Services |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2993 |
The sorcerer's copier is broken again. |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2994 |
We'll downplay the gmo clone part and push the locally sourced. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2995 |
Well yes, I guess our leadership does have a diversity problem. |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2996 |
What do you want me to do with all these heterosexuals? |
1.1489 |
0.06067 |
47 |
41 |
5 |
1 |
2997 |
Can someone from maintenance get down to the copy center? |
1.1489 |
0.05249 |
47 |
40 |
7 |
0 |
2998 |
...and we should have given it a little more thought before choosing someone to be the first human clone. |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
2999 |
I said additional "loan officers" not "cloned officers". |
1.1489 |
0.06787 |
47 |
42 |
3 |
2 |
3000 |
You've heard of 'Five Guys Named Moe?'" "Yeah, well I've got five hundred guys named Ralph here to see you. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
3001 |
I know you said that he was one in a million but this is ridiculous. |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
3002 |
Apparently you told him "Be all you can be!" |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
3003 |
Episode XI Attack of the Clives? |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
3004 |
?You wanted an update on the cloning lab?" |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
3005 |
Hello, Customer Service? There's been a mistake. We ordered clones of Jane Austen, not Walter Mitty. |
1.1429 |
0.05051 |
49 |
42 |
7 |
0 |
3006 |
Remember how you wanted someone who could multitask? |
1.1429 |
0.05832 |
49 |
43 |
5 |
1 |
3007 |
Well, yes, I suppose one of these guys does stand out. |
1.1429 |
0.06521 |
49 |
44 |
3 |
2 |
3008 |
Call Malkovich. |
1.1429 |
0.05051 |
49 |
42 |
7 |
0 |
3009 |
We're going to need 400 pastrami sandwiches, 600 cans of seltzer or ginger ale, and all the cole slaw you've got. And make sure the pastrami's very lean or we're going to have a LOT of kvetching!. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
3010 |
You heard me, 'Total Lock Bown and put me through to Genetic Engineering A.S.A.P!!!!' |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
3011 |
Mr. Smithers, your 11:30's are here. |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
3012 |
I said 30 copies of "medium ochre" |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
3013 |
The A.C. is still broken but they got the copier fixed. |
1.1395 |
0.06298 |
43 |
38 |
4 |
1 |
3014 |
The johns are here. How many did we order? |
1.1395 |
0.05347 |
43 |
37 |
6 |
0 |
3015 |
Which white dude was that? |
1.1373 |
0.05615 |
51 |
45 |
5 |
1 |
3016 |
No Waldo yet. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3017 |
Emily, I think I have proof that man evolved from protozoa. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3018 |
Bill, the attendees for the accountant's convention have arrived. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3019 |
Tell Joe in Cloning things just got weird. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3020 |
It's hard to choose - they're all equally qualified. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3021 |
I hate this company's nepotism! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3022 |
They're back with a vengeance |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3023 |
Jerry's here. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3024 |
Oh no! My boss copied himself in the new Bio-3D copying machine and I can't tell who the original is! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3025 |
And you'll find our company isn't plagued with any of those "artsy-fartsy-here's-a-crazy-idea" people. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3026 |
She hit 100 on the copy machine |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3027 |
Here come the clones... |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3028 |
The proposition was passed unanimously. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3029 |
The dad-dancing team are in the zone. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3030 |
There is no one here who fits that description. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3031 |
I think something's wrong with the photocopier. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3032 |
bring in the clones |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3033 |
Yes, I wrote down your message. Just remind me what he looks like. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3034 |
I told my agent I would never appear in "The Far Side! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3035 |
I blame Indeed.com. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3036 |
Step one complete sir, I have opened up the gates of Herb |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3037 |
I think we need to cut off Smithcart's clone-funding. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3038 |
The targeted ad worked. Really well. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3039 |
Which one is John in Accounting again? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3040 |
How does it go: "Send in the Clones - Don't Bother, They're Here"? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3041 |
I said retweet not re-pete! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3042 |
Milton, I _told_ you we have a serious problem with the Xerox machine. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3043 |
Yes, we're having a problem with our copier. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3044 |
That's not what Sondheim said. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3045 |
No, this is the way they look every day. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3046 |
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3047 |
The copier is out of toner. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3048 |
"Your 11:00 is here." "Your 11:00 is here." "Your 11:00 is here." Uh-0h. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3049 |
Sir, the Whipleys are loose. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3050 |
Help, the copier has run amuck. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3051 |
No, I asked for a meeting about Games of Thrones, not Game of Clones. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3052 |
COME QUICK, THE 3D PRINTER HAS JAMMED . . . |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3053 |
Who sent in the clones? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3054 |
Herbs from Accounting are here. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3055 |
The mirror room is issuing live reflections again. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3056 |
Could you describe to me what he looks like ? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3057 |
The roosters have hatched. Are the chickens ready? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3058 |
No, send in the clowns. Clones are next Tuesday. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3059 |
Hundreds of them... Yes, all quite the same... No, none of them has a caption. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3060 |
Sir, the 3-D printer is acting up again! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3061 |
I'm happy to report the success of our cloning experiment. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3062 |
The seat fillers for the accountant award ceremony have arrived. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3063 |
Please hurry! WiFi's down and those clones of the Accounting Department are wandering around looking lost again! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3064 |
Looks like the copier in accounting has gone haywire again |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3065 |
I can't believe they cloned Bob. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3066 |
No, I ordered two dozen scones ... not clones! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3067 |
The Esperanto Club members have arrived and seem to be looking around for any slight irregularity. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3068 |
The penguins are setting up theit migration now. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3069 |
Ummmm... about that 3-D printer we just got.. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3070 |
No, I don't see her anywhere. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3071 |
The clones? Don't worry, they're here. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3072 |
"Does he wear glasses?" "Is he bald?" "Does he have a small mustache?" " We got him." "I'll ask one of them to come and see you. I think they got the message about being a team player one for all and all for one. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3073 |
Help desk--our 3-D copier needs a clone repair technician |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3074 |
Marge, I hate to trouble you, but Mr. Denton has been making his own copies again. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3075 |
I'm sure I said cut and paste, not copy and paste. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3076 |
They're coming out of the duplicating room. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3077 |
Oh my God, Doris! Bob has been playing with the 3D printer again, |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3078 |
The diversity conference just ended |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3079 |
What was the name of that "Advertising Company" who was looking for "HERBS"? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3080 |
Waldo, I'm waiting for you in the hallway. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3081 |
I am not sure eliminating the HR department was a good idea |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3082 |
This isn't what I meant when I said, "Seeking male, 35-40." |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3083 |
I think I know where all the editorial writers went. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3084 |
I guess I misunderstood when you said every Tom, Dick and Harry. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3085 |
Good news and bad news from the cloning lab. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3086 |
I said I needed to check all the LOANS! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3087 |
Yes, but I said "exactly" the same size! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3088 |
The Johnson brothers are here sir. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3089 |
The 3-D printer. It's doing it again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3090 |
Hello! I asked for the George Clooney clones! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3091 |
I'm not the only one with a herd mentality. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3092 |
Mr. Abernathy? The 3D printer in accounting seems to be acting up again. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3093 |
Maybe we should consider a diversity hire. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3094 |
Did the ad say 'above average'? They all look very average. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3095 |
Fred cloned himself again, he's such an egoist. He wants to write a screenplay called "Home a Clone: A Scientist's Journey of Self Discovery." |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3096 |
Stop the 3D printer--we've got enough of them! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3097 |
Some idiot tried a butt copy on the 3-D printer. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3098 |
I guess he figured out how to use the copy machine. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3099 |
Who ordered the ham on rye? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3100 |
Security: we've got aging, bald men that say this floor is where their annual convention is to be held. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3101 |
Each one seems very qualified...in their own way |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3102 |
But I said "Send in the clowns. . . " |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3103 |
The bodies for your personalities have arrived. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3104 |
Well, at least they're not sheep. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3105 |
My mistake. I thought you said 'clown convention'. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3106 |
The gluten free diet has finally had its desired effect. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3107 |
Siri, I said, "Send in the clowns!" not clones. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3108 |
Tech support? I think the 3-D printer is on the blink again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3109 |
The first shipment has arrived. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3110 |
Hello Zerox? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3111 |
I thought we had asked the research team to advance our "drone" technology. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3112 |
I think we need a new diversity policy. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3113 |
Early count shows complete success in every detail! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3114 |
Can you please provide more descriptions of him? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3115 |
They brought him in from 1697 |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3116 |
Let's just say you have a lot of options. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3117 |
Like Will Smith? OK I think I see you. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3118 |
The diversity seminar finished a little early today. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3119 |
Yes, this is Cookie Cutter Employment Agency. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3120 |
So, the only variation is the penis size? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3121 |
Well, the good news, sir, is that I've found Ted and he seems OK. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3122 |
Sir, we are having a problem with the 3D printer. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3123 |
You said "bowtie", no he's not here. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3124 |
IT, unplug the AI. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3125 |
Tell HR that we already have enough Willy Lomans. What we need are closers. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3126 |
I'm not sure "zombies" is the right word. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3127 |
I clearly ordered one hundred business pens. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3128 |
No, I distinctly remember ordering three dozen golf balls. "golf" should be highlighted (bold, non-italic) |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3129 |
When did we stop issuing deodorant? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3130 |
I tried that too, but now everyone's pager is beeping. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3131 |
'It looks like the CPA conventioneers are taking their break and so I need to try and get some free tax advice.' |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3132 |
This is an obscene clone call. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3133 |
I've narrowed down the applicants to Tom, Dick, and Harry. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3134 |
Don't you think God could have been more creative with the Sputnik family reunion by adding something to their gene pool, like looks? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3135 |
Marge, remember those big eggs we found in storage marked "Car Salesmen"? Yeah, well, I think they hatched...and they look an awful lot like Bernie... |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3136 |
I think they're Marxists. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3137 |
Ma'am, you said that I am to give this to a bald man, who has a big nose, glasses, a mustache, white shirt with a striped tie, dark pants, accessorized by matching belt and shoes. Could you be more specific? I don't see any ONE by that description. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3138 |
Sir, you said you wanted to hire a certain look, well........ |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3139 |
Hi Phil, I think our diversity program is failing. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3140 |
I said, 'clowns, not clones.' |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3141 |
Mom, I've got to run. We're in the middle of casting Orphan Mack. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3142 |
No, its' not the sheep for the presentation... I think Dr. Schmidt watched "Multiplicity" again and fell asleep at the cloning machine. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3143 |
Sir, you'd better come quickly, somebody's been messing with the sex doll program! |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3144 |
Our CEO is somewhat unique in that he embraces groupthink as a concept. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3145 |
Flo, has the copier repairman already left? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3146 |
You know how people used to photocopy certain body parts? Well, I have sort of bad news from the cloning lab. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3147 |
I see him! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3148 |
No question about it, the redundancy is obvious. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3149 |
Hi Bill, I'm just calling to let you know, we did not achieve the desired test result. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3150 |
Copier's acting up again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3151 |
Please send me up some diversity. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3152 |
We must have a bad connection. We're needing bold men with thighs! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3153 |
Larrys are here to see you, sir. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3154 |
Has HR reviewed the job application form recently? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3155 |
Can we have some binders sent up? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3156 |
Mr. Smith from accounting is here to see you. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3157 |
Agent Smith is here to see you |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3158 |
He passed gas in the elevator. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3159 |
I think we need to take another look at the new Diversity Training module. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3160 |
Whose idea was it to send in the clones? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3161 |
HR? The 3D printer is stuck on the Henry setting again. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3162 |
I told you they would find a way out, they're engineers what did you expect? |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3163 |
It is finished raining men. Now what? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3164 |
I only asked for one copy! |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3165 |
These pale white officer worker disguises are going to be a big hit for refugees this Halloween. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3166 |
I thought we agreed on more diversity in these focus groups? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3167 |
Mr. President? The delegation from Smithville is here? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3168 |
Maybe the personnel ad shouldn't have been quite so specific. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3169 |
Is it Joe or John Doppelganger I'm looking for? |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3170 |
Call IT. Henry did a selfie again on the three D printer |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3171 |
Could you please turn off the power for the mail room? Joe has broken the copier again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3172 |
Tell me again, what are his distinguishing features? |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3173 |
The 3-D printer needs maintenance again. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3174 |
I think our corporate DNA lacks diversity. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3175 |
I asked for clones. You sent clowns. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3176 |
I guess it's alright--they're all Republicans. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3177 |
A Mr. Adams? Bald? Moustache? Hmm...This could be a problem. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3178 |
The copy machine has overstepped again. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3179 |
Yes, they just arrived. But I think there's been a mistake. I said I needed 100 copies of Stan's report. Not a 100 copies of Stan! |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3180 |
I saw the world record of twins already. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3181 |
"Sorry, I can't interrupt him- he's doing some serious multitasking". |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3182 |
Dave got into the copy room again. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3183 |
Name tags won't help. They're all "John Smith". |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3184 |
'Send in the Clones' -- Act 1, Scene 1 |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3185 |
Boss, you better get down to the cloning lab. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3186 |
Yes Sir, I think it's him, but face recognition won't work. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3187 |
I ordered 100 new iPhones, not iClones. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3188 |
Yes, that’s right: I requested quality over quantity. |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3189 |
Come quickly... Nelson has gotten ahold of the 3-D printer again. |
1.1364 |
0.06966 |
44 |
40 |
2 |
2 |
3190 |
To hell with biological clocks. I will continue to embrace my spontaneity and funk. |
1.1364 |
0.05233 |
44 |
38 |
6 |
0 |
3191 |
The Xerox machine is malfunctioning again |
1.1364 |
0.06161 |
44 |
39 |
4 |
1 |
3192 |
Men all look alike to me in the dark and on the elevator. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
3193 |
Harry, the computer engineers are here. |
1.1333 |
0.05125 |
45 |
39 |
6 |
0 |
3194 |
Our casting call for a Sad Sack was mistakenly routed through the Genome Project. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3195 |
The candidates for the Trump necktie and protruding belly contest have arrived. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
3196 |
There's been a mistake in our request. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
3197 |
Can you send a seasoned tech to fix the copier? None of these other techs seem to know what they're doing. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
3198 |
This is the opposite of diversity. |
1.1304 |
0.05905 |
46 |
41 |
4 |
1 |
3199 |
Ok, your cloning app worked. Now what do I do with 100 accountants? |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
3200 |
Malkovich Malkovich has never looked better - not! |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
3201 |
Do you know how many times I've tried to phone you? |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
3202 |
Sir, the twins are here for their '30 Kids and Counting' audition. |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
3203 |
Help! The 3-D printer is malfunctioning again. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
3204 |
Frankly, Josh, if this is Corporate's idea of performance art, I am not impressed. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
3205 |
We ran out of spreadsheets, they are getting hungry. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
3206 |
A six-digit password might not be so bad after all. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
3207 |
I must have stumbled into the casting call for The Thomas Crown Affair. |
1.1250 |
0.07327 |
40 |
37 |
1 |
2 |
3208 |
I only ordered a body double. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
3209 |
Yes, sir, they are all here and please stop calling me the clonedyke. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
3210 |
Not quite sure. They say they're looking for a Waldo. |
1.1250 |
0.05296 |
40 |
35 |
5 |
0 |
3211 |
Yes I'm looking at a room full of Ken Bones, we need to shut down the R&D department of dna.com stat! |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
3212 |
Which one of them is Donald Trump? They all look alike. |
1.1250 |
0.05669 |
48 |
43 |
4 |
1 |
3213 |
Doctor the cloning lab had another accident and finding Leo this time isn't going to be that easy. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
3214 |
The desk you ordered from Amazon came, but the packaging is really bizarre. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
3215 |
I'm sending them in, but I should warn you... the clowns weren't available. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3216 |
The cloning machine is acting up again |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3217 |
Nancy, I think the pharmacy misunderstood your request for doctor refills. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3218 |
" Yes, Sir. Apparently Match.com screwed up up |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3219 |
Trump Failed on Job Promises, the Applications are Overflowing |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3220 |
Yes, bald head, small mustache and thin tie - all of them fired? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3221 |
The accountants are here for the Inclusion and Diversity module. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3222 |
I understand Murray, but how do I tell them the Dr. Oz. look alike contest has been cancelled? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3223 |
I'm afraid our new facial recognition security system is going to have a problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3224 |
The 3D printer is ready for the next election. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3225 |
There's a parliament of Als in the hallway. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3226 |
Remember that nut who said he could clone people? He came back, and he’s not alone. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3227 |
cloning IT really, no, I mean REALLY worked. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3228 |
I think they're here for the Dr. Phil taping. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3229 |
Looks like Google's all-hands employee meeting is over. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3230 |
He misconstrued your exponential growth spiel |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3231 |
Call you back. Candidates for the paintbrush add are just leaving. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3232 |
They say theyr'e looking for Uncle Walter. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3233 |
That 3D printer really works! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3234 |
No, sir. There's no obvious choice. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3235 |
Yes and ... the marketing video for Clone Cologne will show them all transforming into virile Fabios |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3236 |
If I've seen one, I've .... Oh, yes, now I understand. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3237 |
So to confirm, I'm looking for the balding man with glasses and a moustache... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3238 |
Frank: Come down to the 8th floor - the copier is broken! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3239 |
Sir, I can see why we were sued for lack of diversity |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3240 |
Yeah, I'll let Thomas know you called. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3241 |
Joan, I think I typed an extra zero into the 3D printer... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3242 |
Does Secretary Mnuchin have any other distinguishing features? |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3243 |
Hey, I got to go, I just found the rest of my engineering team. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3244 |
Better get here quick, Bill is trying to duplicate votes again ! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3245 |
I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3246 |
I should have been more specific. I told him to make me 50 copies. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3247 |
Gentlemen, We are now boarding the Underbelly Class, you can stand in any air gap or sit on top of bags in the cargo hold. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3248 |
Our mentoring program is amazingly effective. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3249 |
I said that the boss wanted you to phone our accountant, not clone him ! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3250 |
Your middle-aged white men are here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3251 |
A gracefilly aging Hitler...you're going to have to be more specific. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3252 |
Clowns! I said send in the clowns! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3253 |
Remember in Grease, where John Travolta is like "I've got chills, they're multiplying..."? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3254 |
I begged you not to play with the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3255 |
The conference room is available, Mt. Winther. The Society of Marvin Mandlebaums has just adjourned. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3256 |
I'd like to order a few hundred pink toupee's please |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3257 |
The 3-D printer is acting up again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3258 |
Can you describe him for me? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3259 |
Hello? Office Services? Yes, I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer in the accounting department. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3260 |
Fred's in. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3261 |
Oh, yes, I see him now ... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3262 |
Looks like anybody who's everybody is here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3263 |
The new copier doing it again sir. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3264 |
Yes, we have found all the missing Waldo's. FYI, they've aged. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3265 |
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THEY WILL ALL HAVE THE SAME OPINION!! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3266 |
HELP! The clones have just broken out. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3267 |
It's reining men. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3268 |
The 3D printer is jammed in accounting. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3269 |
I need you right away - the 3D copier is on the fritz again! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3270 |
apparently the conference was successful resolvingl differences. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3271 |
... if you asked how things are at work today, oh well, I suppose it's just the same-old, same-old |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3272 |
The copy machine has gone rogue. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3273 |
Quick, pull the plug on the 3-D printer. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3274 |
Sir, John Doe is here to see you. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3275 |
Genetics Department? Please ask Professor Pendergast to stop cloning around. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3276 |
I think we've solved our middle management problem. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3277 |
I've got an update on the self-driving copier |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3278 |
You're right. If you've seen one used car salesman, you've seen them all. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3279 |
IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3280 |
Neo, hurry! |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3281 |
Tell H&R Block the experiment appears to have been successful. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3282 |
I'm terribly sorry Mr. Orbach, it looks like they sent us a bunch of clones by mistake. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3283 |
You sent same old problems. We need new sets of eyes. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3284 |
Orkin? I found the spawning nest for those white duffers. Please hurry! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3285 |
Has the genius been playing with the copier again? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3286 |
I'll gotta call you back, the Uber CEO candidates are here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3287 |
Horawitz is cloning himself again! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3288 |
Doe? John Doe? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3289 |
My manager can't talk right now. He's simply beside himself. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3290 |
Hello, IT, can you send someone to Harry's office? The new AI copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3291 |
But am I allowed to say that I really dislike his kind? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3292 |
Yes! There's something terribly wrong with our new copier! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3293 |
I told you to send 100 drones, not clone... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3294 |
The copier repair tech is here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3295 |
Tell those geniuses at R&D, that the Cloner 9000 is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3296 |
Groucho Marx look alike contest. Who on first. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3297 |
Here comes the middle-aged cookie cutter bunch. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3298 |
The new drug has an ugly side-effect. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3299 |
Now, they'll be yes men. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3300 |
Honey, I think I lost your father. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3301 |
The Glens are out again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3302 |
I see someone 's been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3303 |
The copier's doing that thing again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3304 |
Phil, Phil, "Slight problem. Your cloning request has had an exponential outcome." |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3305 |
The Clonerator™ is jammed again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3306 |
Yes, the 3D printer works. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3307 |
I believe our client's case against ClonesRUs is now a class action. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3308 |
How do you turn off the cloning machine? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3309 |
Clown Convention? Sorry, this is the Clone Convention. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3310 |
Keeps using the wrong pronouns. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3311 |
The copier in Accounting is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3312 |
They call themselves the PowerPoint gang. And they say they mean business. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3313 |
Call security, someone left the door open to accounting. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3314 |
'Take Your Clone To Work' day appears to be getting a lot of traction. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3315 |
Sir, I think that Genome Team might have been a little upset by your funding cuts. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3316 |
Fritz is on the copier again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3317 |
Well, the agency did say not to let him get wet. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3318 |
There was a typo in our Bachelor ad. Must love DOS |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3319 |
Mr. Adams your look alike applicants are here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3320 |
They're all a they that all look like a he. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3321 |
Who among you is John Smith? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3322 |
You're going to have to give me more hints as to who I'm supposed to fire. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3323 |
Howard just used the new 3-D printer and you won't believe what happened. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3324 |
Hi, Apple? Yes, facial recognition has a problem! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3325 |
They didn't follow your orders to break the mold. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3326 |
Tech Support? I have a question about our 3D copier. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3327 |
About the cloning experiment... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3328 |
We asked for multicultural, not monoculture. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3329 |
Uh oh, I accidentally butt=dialed the clone app. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3330 |
Yes, yes: the applicant pool is quite diverse. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3331 |
Will the real Slim Shady stand up? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3332 |
We have a problem. The new digital assistants are choosing their own customers. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3333 |
This is their 17th Conformists Anonymous meeting. I think they're going to need a lot more work. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3334 |
I think there is something wrong with the 3-D printer. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3335 |
I'm sorry, m'aam. Your description will have to be a bit more specific. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3336 |
He was here just a minute ago. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3337 |
The google executive management team just ended. You can clean up the room now. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3338 |
Looks like the 3-D printer's acting up again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3339 |
Hello, Service? I think our 3-D printer is on the fritz. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3340 |
Yes sir, but what is the plural of dufus? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3341 |
I think we've just figured out how many Republicans can fit in a room. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3342 |
I knew there was a problem with the photocopying machine, but this is serious. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3343 |
Hello, maintenance -- Mr. Casper has been playing with the 3-D printer again.... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3344 |
Someone forgot to close the gate behind them in Accounting. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3345 |
There must be some mistake. He said he'd like to be "alone", not "a clone"... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3346 |
Don't worry. We're going to save a boatload of money on name-tags. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3347 |
The staff from the copy room just arrived. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3348 |
Something's gone wrong in the clone lab |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3349 |
I think the meeting of the Copying Department is over. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3350 |
No, no, it worked too well. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3351 |
I am looking for him, can you give me a better description.... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3352 |
I don't see him yet. Could you describe him to me again? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3353 |
Yes sir, Congress is here.... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3354 |
Was the name of that song Send In The Clones? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3355 |
Franklin has picked the focus group again! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3356 |
Waldo? Haven't seen 'em. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3357 |
Help, Hurry, pull the plug on the 3d printer |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3358 |
George, I think you need to check the executive copier. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3359 |
The guy they send to fix the copy machine is out of control |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3360 |
You were supposed to clone the manatee. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3361 |
What color tie did you say he was wearing? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3362 |
You are right. All Bob Smiths look alike. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3363 |
I'll be longer than i thought... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3364 |
Dawn, hide the avocado toast. The Millennials are here, and they've taken normcore to the next level. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3365 |
Time lapse photo of a guy looking for a bathroom. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3366 |
Help! Lordy, Lordy! Someone unlocked room #444. It's the old mimeograph room incarnate. You know the ditto machine. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3367 |
The mensch for your casting call have just schlepped in. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3368 |
I think we cloned the wrong guy |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3369 |
Cancel the mixer! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3370 |
Yes... This is Gretchen? --Doctor Steadman's Assistant? I'm in Building 18, Level C, 7th Floor, East Wing, Hallway 12 J next to Lab 35 B just outside Exit door 16??-- The doppelgangers in Room 7 are escaping? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3371 |
You're clones are here. They are ready to work! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3372 |
Hello tech, we're having a problem with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3373 |
Looks like the 3-D printer jammed again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3374 |
your people are looking for my people |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3375 |
I don't know if I can get trained by all these guys. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3376 |
We need someone to fix the 3D printer. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3377 |
The Accountant Conference just ended. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3378 |
Yes, they are sending in the clones as I speak. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3379 |
Please hurry! We've had a malfunction in Experimental Cloning! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3380 |
First the good news: It appears Bob got the 3D printer back online. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3381 |
The form says the in-vitro fertilization worked much better than expected. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3382 |
This is why there are no opposing views |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3383 |
STOP THE CLONING OPERATION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3384 |
Let me call you back. I think the copy button is stuck on the 3D printer again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3385 |
The 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3386 |
I think there was a typo Dr. Warren. I thought the grant proposal was to clone a new generation of BOLD men |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3387 |
Yes, I need to report a malfunctioning copy machine on the sixth floor. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3388 |
Suddenly Cynthia realized that she pushed the wrong copy button. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3389 |
Alert HR: The matrix seems to have kicked into overdrive. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3390 |
can we skip roll call today Susan |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3391 |
I finally spotted the man of my dreams! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3392 |
No! Not you, I want him! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3393 |
Hello? Yes, the accounting department is having problems with their copier again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3394 |
Yes, they all meet the profile, but........... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3395 |
I know I said I wanted qualified candidates that fit the corporate mold, but we are a Silicon Valley Start up Company. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3396 |
Code Red...the entire Congress showed up wearing too-short ties today... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3397 |
No, I said I wanted CLOWNS for the party. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3398 |
Urgent: The 3D printer won't shut down! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3399 |
OMG Mr Rogers. I warned Charlie that he was too involved with our CRISPR portfolio. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3400 |
Either the copier is on the fritz... or Fritz is on the copier, again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3401 |
Our 3D printer is caught in a do loop. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3402 |
No, I said to phone Grandpa, not clone him! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3403 |
Who issued the order to "send in the clones"? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3404 |
You got your wish...there are at least 100 Stans out here |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3405 |
The Clone Machine is working. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3406 |
What time does the snowplow come by? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3407 |
Is this the past or the future? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3408 |
I'm just waiting for my turn on the new copier. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3409 |
Hi, this is HR again, my control-v is still stuck |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3410 |
The all look alike to me |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3411 |
We shouldn't have picked Middle Management for our cloning experiment. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3412 |
Yes, I realize Bob said he was against diversity, but this is a bit much. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3413 |
Uh, Roger? Remember when you told HR it would be great to have a whole department of Nevilles? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3414 |
Yes, they are all here now! |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3415 |
It looks like Jerry took it a little to literally when his theorist told him to "Find Himself" |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3416 |
Could you please send me a more diverse group of candidates? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3417 |
No, I can't give the paper to Mr Jensen. All those Executives look like to me. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3418 |
Don't worry Gina. Chad's are like lemmings, just lead the first one towards the balcony. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3419 |
This is Molly, casting director for "Invasion of the Zombie CPAs" - - I asked for 10, not 100! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3420 |
Sir, we seem to have a problem with the new 3D copying machine. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3421 |
Who's in charge? How would I know? They all look alike to me. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3422 |
Did we pay last month's clonebill? All I'm getting is white boys. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3423 |
I need the phone number of our new temp agency |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3424 |
I need Human Resources up here right away! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3425 |
I'm afraid you're going to have be a little more specific... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3426 |
And the new partners emerge from the breeding cubicles, one by one, moving instinctively toward the executive washroom. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3427 |
Wow, this new 3D printer is so realistic! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3428 |
Who wrote the slope-shouldered pencil-neck purchase order? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3429 |
The copier's doing it again... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3430 |
Oops! Facial ID system did it again... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3431 |
I think our internal audit department has a diversity problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3432 |
I'm not going to tell 'em, YOU tell 'em! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3433 |
I'm having a little trouble counting heads. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3434 |
At first it was doubles, doctor, but now I'm seeing multiples. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3435 |
Tall, balding, glasses, thick moustache you said? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3436 |
Couldn't you have made them look sharper? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3437 |
We need stricter rules for using the 3-D printer. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3438 |
Tell tech support the 3D printer needs rebooting. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3439 |
Emergency! Cut the power to that 3D printer now! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3440 |
Can we check the copier settings? I only wanted 1, not 111. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3441 |
The 3-D printer is on the Fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3442 |
Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3443 |
Which one is Bill? Accountants all look alike to me. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3444 |
The Xerox accounting meeting is wrapping up. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3445 |
We are looking for an exceptional candidate |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3446 |
I think we need to call IT about the 3D printer......... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3447 |
I WAS distinct! The ad should have read, 'CLOWNS Wanted For Child's Birthday Party'. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3448 |
You'll be pleased to know that the applicant filter is working. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3449 |
Okay, it works--send in Mr. Clooney. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3450 |
They're awfully big for second graders. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3451 |
Yes Acme clone services? We have a problem with the duplicator again and I can't find the original. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3452 |
Hmmmm I guess I didn't get the memo? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3453 |
ID Card department? There is a change in plan, only one photo shoot will be required today. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3454 |
I asked you to send in the clowns, not the clones. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3455 |
I think I can recognize him by his face print. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3456 |
Does the guy you trying to reach have a middle name? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3457 |
I told the lab to only send three clones! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3458 |
"Sigh, Larry's breaking dress code again". |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3459 |
When you've seen one you've seen them all |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3460 |
The Myrons are here for their emasculation celebration. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3461 |
I need to talk to the cloning department. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3462 |
I think I know who stole our CRISPR machine. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3463 |
You asked for "Send in the clowns"? I heard "clones". Sorry. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3464 |
Surely this qualifies as a see something, say something incident. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3465 |
I think central casting has finally perfected their algorithm. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3466 |
1200 angry men. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3467 |
I think Bob's making progress on the duplicator. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3468 |
Yes the casting call was for a penguin |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3469 |
Welcome to Matrix Hair Restoration. Which one of you is agent Smith? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3470 |
Great news Hillary! The clone machine is fixed, and they're all Democrats! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3471 |
I'm pretty sure I said I wanted two dozen photocopies of the "guide" not the "guy"... |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3472 |
The copier in accounts payable is on the fritz again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3473 |
The 'Orphan Black' accounting team is here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3474 |
Where's the off switch on the cloning machine? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3475 |
...but boss, I placed a help wanted ad for an accountant in the Stepford newspaper just like you asked. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3476 |
IT says you are probably standing too close to the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3477 |
The Stanleys are here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3478 |
It's Jenkins from accounting, sir. He's multiplying. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3479 |
Hello? This is the number on the side of my cloning machine. Yes I tried unplugging it. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3480 |
We're gonna need name tags. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3481 |
Actually I do mind holding for customer service for my cloning app. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3482 |
Hiring all these clones makes my job in HR much easier. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3483 |
Yeah, Jim's been using the copy machine again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3484 |
Not a problem. What's he wearing? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3485 |
The photocopier technicians are here. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3486 |
I think we have a problem with the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3487 |
We need to diversify our workforce. They all look alike to me. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3488 |
The lemmings have arrived! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3489 |
Maintenance, we have a multi-copy jam again! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3490 |
The Matrix would like to see you. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3491 |
Yes, hello, I’d like to report a non-hostile corporate takeover. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3492 |
George has been tinkering with the 3D printer again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3493 |
Schrodinger's here. We're holding him for observation. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3494 |
I think there is something wrong with the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3495 |
The mannequerian candidates have arrived. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3496 |
Looks like the clone machine is back up and running |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3497 |
Security,." we have enough suspects for the lineup. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3498 |
Hey Frank? We need to rethink our diversity initiative. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3499 |
They don't seem to understand who they're wearing. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3500 |
Tell Ralph to stop playing around with the new 3D printer. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3501 |
The androids are on the move and appear to be looking for the coat check room. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3502 |
Looks like the copier is broken again. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3503 |
Headquarters, I found Walter. Copy that. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3504 |
Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call you back in 2020. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3505 |
Uh oh! The copier is on the Fritz again! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3506 |
GMO vs. Organic |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3507 |
I'll have 85 turkey on ryes. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3508 |
Don't wig out, but there are way too many guys here for the toupee free trial. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3509 |
Not clones, I said clowns. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3510 |
The Alberts are on the move. Release the Sheilas. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3511 |
Quick, send in the clones. Oh, wait, don't bother, they're here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3512 |
I'd call it an identity crisis. Not only do they look alike, but appear to all wear matching neckties. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3513 |
Hey Alice, the copier is broken again! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3514 |
Babemagnet4427? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3515 |
The clones have reached critical mass. Release the iPhones. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3516 |
You call this diversity ? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3517 |
Hi, is this tech support? My husband is having some trouble with CTRL-V. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3518 |
I thought you said tech companies were hiring women now? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3519 |
The Cabinet meeting just ended. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3520 |
The auditors are swarming. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3521 |
The corporate compliance training program seems to have worked tremendously this time. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3522 |
Cancel the order on another copying machine. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3523 |
Yes I'm here at the national meeting of the Association of Certified Public Accountants. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3524 |
Looks like the 'Dolly Project' failed to adequately budget for supplemental employees. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3525 |
I thought I clicked on diversity. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3526 |
Bald guy, mustache, no jacket? Hold on and let me find him. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3527 |
I think you can stop the printer now. We have enough. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3528 |
Call A.I. and tell them to turn off the copy machine. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3529 |
I can't get the machine to stop cloning "generic middle manager" |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3530 |
The casting call was way too specific. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3531 |
Yes, please give me your service department: our copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3532 |
Tech support? We're having a serious problem with the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3533 |
What do you mean my clones are here? I said "send in the CLOWNS!" |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3534 |
I said the meeting was "same place, same time" not "same face, same tie!" |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3535 |
We're having cake in the cloning department if you want to come down. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3536 |
Hello? We have office lemmings again. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3537 |
That's right, but instead of human flesh they want Arthur's dinner, La-Z-Boy, a hard lemonade, and Netflix. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3538 |
My god, they're breeding like CPA's! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3539 |
I told them the 3d printer could be a problem. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3540 |
As far as I can tell, they're all named Bob. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3541 |
He's just coming out now. I never forget a face. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3542 |
I found the lost ... but lost the found. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3543 |
They look great but can they all do the Macarena? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3544 |
I called Bob's name but then they all came in! |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3545 |
My husband's new phone was hacked and it went viral.... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3546 |
HR here. Tech help PDQ. 3D printer malfunction. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3547 |
They all look the same. What do I do now? |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3548 |
Hello, Acme CRISPR Service? Our copier’s on the blink again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3549 |
When his profile said he was "one in a million," I didn't take it literally. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3550 |
HR? We need to talk about the orientation process. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3551 |
I wanted to rent 'A Thousand Clowns'; not a thousand CLONES. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3552 |
Something has gone terribly wrong in Lab 47. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3553 |
Hey! Remember that new copier we got for the DNA lab? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3554 |
I think there's been a mix-up. I ordered 100 Brad Pitt clones. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3555 |
We'll figure out who your husband is and have him call home as soon as we get the DNA tests back in a couple of months. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3556 |
The 3D printer is running a mock. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3557 |
I've got to go, Mom. Tom's coming out of his meeting. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3558 |
"Apparently they've reached aggreement. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3559 |
Yes, they all graduated from Penn. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3560 |
Tell Walter his clones are loose again. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3561 |
They're demanding their stapler back. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3562 |
Sid used the 3-D printer for selfies again last night. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3563 |
Employee Relations? We need a diversity specialist here stat. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3564 |
We're ready to begin the reliability test for the iPhone X. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3565 |
On a positive note, we should be able to fill that opening in accounts payable. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3566 |
I think we have a diversity problem here, Bob. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3567 |
Yes sir, I do believe our new diversity policy will have an impact. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3568 |
I thought you hired just three. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3569 |
Mr. Smith is here to see you again...and again...and again...and again...and again.. .and again.. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3570 |
I said phone, not clone. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3571 |
I'm afraid the infinite monkeys got access to the human genome and have cloned an infinite number of Hamlets. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3572 |
I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. We asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3573 |
The Taylor Swift fan club is here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3574 |
Clowns, dammit. I said we needed clowns! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3575 |
It looks like the 3D copier needs tweeking. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3576 |
I'm beginning to think the boss has a "type" |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3577 |
Oh, there you are Mr. Burns, I've been looking all over for you. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3578 |
Just how specific were your job applicant requirements? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3579 |
Just heading over to the set of the new zombie show, the Walking Fred |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3580 |
They heard there was a tax deduction around here. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3581 |
Ylou sent clones when the theme of the party was " send in the clowns " ! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3582 |
The Clone Machine is working. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3583 |
Look, Janet, we've all got a lot on our plate OK! |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3584 |
It was John Doe you wanted? |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3585 |
The conference is going well. It just lacks variety. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3586 |
No, I never saw the anti-diversity memo. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3587 |
Talk about bad stock options. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3588 |
Not exactly the clones I was looking for.... |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3589 |
Yes, I'm quite sure the cloning experiment was a success |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3590 |
Hello, I'd like to report a clone spill on the fifth floor. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3591 |
I said "Send in the CLOWNS" |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3592 |
Please let the director know that the actors auditioning for the role of 'Bald Man with Glasses and Mustache' have arrived. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3593 |
That copier salesman really earned his commission. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3594 |
I think I remember where we found Al from Accounting |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3595 |
The off button on the 3D printer is stuck again |
1.1220 |
0.07153 |
41 |
38 |
1 |
2 |
3596 |
I need a reservation for Clones, party of 100. |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3597 |
Copy machine operator? Click "Quality." |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3598 |
I think there's a problem with the copier. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3599 |
I forgot to reset the 3D printer to one |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3600 |
No, no, the director said clowns, not clones |
1.1220 |
0.06242 |
41 |
37 |
3 |
1 |
3601 |
They sent in the clones. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3602 |
The casting call applicants for 'Cloned Zombie Accountants' have arrived. |
1.1220 |
0.05174 |
41 |
36 |
5 |
0 |
3603 |
Beverly, I think the clone machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
3604 |
I didn't mean the term random accountants to be used literally.. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
3605 |
I think we should tweak the hiring algorithm as soon as possible. |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
3606 |
Well, they sing a very moving song called 'Send in the Clones,' but I think we'll need Aldo in wardrobe to work his magic. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
3607 |
No, I said 250 copies FOR Ned Finklestein, not OF Ned Finklestein! |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
3608 |
Remember that cloning experiment we were working on. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
3609 |
You say your uncle's missing. Can you describe him? |
1.1190 |
0.05058 |
42 |
37 |
5 |
0 |
3610 |
This is DoD calling. We ordered the "Clone Warriors," not the "Clone Lawyers." |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
3611 |
This is just to let you know that we in the cloning department have met and exceeded our monthly quota. You can ship them out to the Amazon fullfillment center any time. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
3612 |
We have a white male problem. |
1.1163 |
0.05962 |
43 |
39 |
3 |
1 |
3613 |
Yes, I'll let him know when he comes in. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
3614 |
It appears that the accountant cloning experiment was a great success. |
1.1163 |
0.04946 |
43 |
38 |
5 |
0 |
3615 |
Wow! The gene editing really works! |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
3616 |
The clones have landed. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
3617 |
No, no decision yet. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
3618 |
It's either a flash-mob or our COBOL programmers are molting. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
3619 |
Tell Payroll it's going to be a late night. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
3620 |
The cloning technology is perfect, we're just missing that "wow" factor |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3621 |
Are you ready for the next replicant? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3622 |
There's a problem -- we didn't include anything to hold the pocket protector. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3623 |
Another day at the office |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3624 |
The copying machine has gone out of control again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3625 |
Hello, yes, let me call you back -- the Gary's just got out of the meeting on equality. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3626 |
No! No! No! I said "Phones!" Not clones! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3627 |
Looks like the cloning experiment was a huge success. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3628 |
They've sent in the clowns, ummmm....clones. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3629 |
It looks like the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3630 |
The clones have arrived |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3631 |
I feel like our company could benefit from some workplace diversity. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3632 |
Supply room? I asked for two dozen file folders, not 24 Phil Fodders! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3633 |
We’re lousy with Bobs from accounts payable. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3634 |
Mr. President, your TwitterBots are here to see you. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3635 |
No! Really, they all look alike. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3636 |
They say they have a meeting with... Agent Smith. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3637 |
Hello Human Resources, I think that we need a meeting soon to discuss workforce diversity. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3638 |
The Xerox board meeting adjourns. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3639 |
Please tell the president that all the applicants for open cabinet posts have arrived. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3640 |
I have to talk to HR about updating our 3-D printer algorithms. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3641 |
Someone forgot to turn the accountant cloning machine off last night. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3642 |
Did you hit "reply all" again? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3643 |
Can I tell them who's calling? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3644 |
Uh, yes ma'am, I'd say the new team appears to be like-minded. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3645 |
Bill fixed the copy machine. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3646 |
Hello IT? That new copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3647 |
Are you sure your identity has not been stolen? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3648 |
Call accounting. We have a new batch on their way over from the clone lab. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3649 |
Now, send in the clowns. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3650 |
Oh my God! I wanted John to go to the Phone Lab. Instead he went to the Clone Lab! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3651 |
Who's our diversity officer? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3652 |
We're ready to start the auditions for "Zombie Accountants". |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3653 |
I ordered a gross of cones. Not clones! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3654 |
You call this marching in formation? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3655 |
Something's wrong with the copy machine. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3656 |
I requisitioned 100 phones, not clones. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3657 |
May I speak with Mr. John Doe, please? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3658 |
Frankly, Sir, all you middle age white guys look alike to me. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3659 |
I need to talk with you regarding that new 3-D printer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3660 |
Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3661 |
Peters. With an 's'. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3662 |
Now I understand why cloning should be illegal. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3663 |
Uh oh. Looks like Accounting has let slip the dogs of war again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3664 |
No, nothing special. Just samo-samo. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3665 |
Cliff, get down here. We've got a leak in accounting. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3666 |
That efficiency consultant you retained just arrived. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3667 |
Yes, I would like to expedite his prescription! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3668 |
Why, yes, we've got plenty in stock right now. Which model were you most interested in? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3669 |
Exit polls show a surprising uniformity in voters' intentions. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3670 |
I told you to send in the clowns! |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3671 |
Hurry! Charlie has cloned himself! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3672 |
Carl's been at the 3D printer again... |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3673 |
Bob, the Katz brothers are here. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3674 |
We have to change the formula. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3675 |
It's the copy machine again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3676 |
What do you mean there is no second phase to this project! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3677 |
Boss, something has gone terribly wrong with the sex dolls. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3678 |
How will I know him? They all look alike to me. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3679 |
The bio-research department solved our employee conflict issues but our diversity goals took a hit in the process |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3680 |
Not only has the copier gone haywire, but we'll never make our diversity targets. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3681 |
I think he's having an identity crisis. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3682 |
Get maintenance down here: someone didn't turn off the cloning machine last night. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3683 |
I said I needed clowns for the party. Not clones! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3684 |
When I said we were no longer considering other candidates, I think you misunderstood. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3685 |
I'm supposed to meet with the copy editors. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3686 |
I think we should crank up the randomizer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3687 |
Yes, Mr. President, I'd suggest another wall ASAP. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3688 |
Neo? Trinity's father is here to see you. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3689 |
The Hitler clones have arrived, but they did not age well. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3690 |
"Where's Waldo", 25th Anniversary edition |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3691 |
Hello, Fire Marshal? Overcrowding at the Schlub Convention. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3692 |
I think they made too many copies |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3693 |
They seem harmless -- it's just that there are so many of them. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3694 |
I thought I went to the right room, but this doesn't look like the diversity conference. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3695 |
HR? Can you send us a few diversity candidates? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3696 |
The copy machine is broken. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3697 |
I requested "Send in the Clowns" , not "Clones" ! |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3698 |
If I haven't already missed the stockade cartoon, then my caption is as follows: I prefer stock art to hanging the Masters. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3699 |
Nothing on sexual harassment, but we may have proof of group think. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3700 |
I had texted, "Send in the clowns." |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3701 |
Yes Mr. President. I understand. Russian geeks cannot emigrate to the U.S. unless the know how to hack into the DNC. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3702 |
Get me the 3D Printing Department, and please hurry! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3703 |
They're coming out of the printing department. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3704 |
I said a 100 drones by Friday, not a 100 clones of Freddie. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3705 |
Mr. Washburn, your clones have arrived. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3706 |
Mr. Cheney, your clones are here. Shall I put them in conference room 4? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3707 |
George, the copier clone function is acting up again! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3708 |
"No not really, other than they're not wearing jackets". |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3709 |
Can we get Maintenance up to floor nine? We've got Walters. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3710 |
Get serious, Wilson, stop cloning around. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3711 |
They didn't get the memo about needing to wear jackets. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3712 |
They all look 50. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3713 |
No, I'm sorry, he hasn't arrived yet. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3714 |
"Wait,you want the guy with the white shirt and tie with stripes?. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3715 |
Do you give a volume discount? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3716 |
I think the job description might have been too specific. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3717 |
You forgot to break the mould!!! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3718 |
I think the copier is broken again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3719 |
No, not the living dead. Honestly, I'm not really sure what kind of apocalypse that email triggered. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3720 |
We really need to restrict Greg's access to the 3D printer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3721 |
Security, the clones are loose again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3722 |
Tell me again, which one did you want? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3723 |
No! I said, "clone my phone"... ... not "clone Mike Rowe" |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3724 |
Send Security to the copy room. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3725 |
Please send someone down to the copying department right away. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3726 |
Hello Central Casting? Thanks for all your help for our clone movie! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3727 |
Sir, please hurry! Something terrible has gone wrong in the penguin lab. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3728 |
I thought you said "clown" convention; I think I'm outside the "clone" convention. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3729 |
There all so handsome, I don't know which one to choose. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3730 |
I must say I like the diversity in the applicants. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3731 |
No.I said send in the next applicants,not replicants. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3732 |
Hello, Geek Squad? The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3733 |
Is there any chance we have a cloning division? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3734 |
When can you get somewhere to fix the copy machine? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3735 |
Call security, Harvey has been fooling around with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3736 |
I warned you we would be seeing a lot of him. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3737 |
I need a new profile. Not a one is my type. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3738 |
Bob's been messing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3739 |
Regarding the actor needed to play the part of Mortimer, your highly detailed description of a big-nosed, bald man and a striped tie overlying a jacketless white shirt was enormously successful - come see for yourself and don't forget the contract. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3740 |
The clones have arrived |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3741 |
Yes. I do. I remember "The Thomas Crown Affair". |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3742 |
I thought you'd said you we.re releasing the Kraken. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3743 |
He is all here for the interview. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3744 |
Ned from accounting is stuck in the Cloneamatic again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3745 |
And get this. Every last one of them left the seat up. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3746 |
The new diversity team is arriving as we speak. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3747 |
I am looking for a guy they call "Baldy". He said he would be wearing a striped tie. Joe Pitts Washington, DC |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3748 |
Well, we did describe ourselves to each other. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3749 |
I think they're heading for the windows. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3750 |
It's dozens of them and they all look like Ernie except without that sexy eyebrow arch. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3751 |
Something's gone seriously wrong with the copier ... |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3752 |
Hello, Maintenance? The copier is showboating again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3753 |
Call the repair service, the copier is doing it again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3754 |
Quick, stock up on grey flannel. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3755 |
I think accounting has found the 3-D copier. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3756 |
Remember that wish you made about cloning your best salesman? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3757 |
That moment when you meet babe's other personalities, but you are nine months into deep. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3758 |
Bad news. We cloned the wrong Frank Jones. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3759 |
Sorry, I have to go. The copymachine is on the fritz again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3760 |
Surprisingly effective part of the motivation program. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3761 |
Send a technician. The 3D printer is broken. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3762 |
The good news is she's down to one personality. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3763 |
Mr. Jones from accounting and his army of clones have arrived, sir. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3764 |
But I said "Send in the clowns. . . " |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3765 |
I didn't call for you |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3766 |
Quick! Call the repair shop! The duplicating printer has gone out of control. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3767 |
I think somebody over spiked the Kool-Aid. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3768 |
The results of the Cloning Experiment are in. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3769 |
I needed a hundred bucks not a hundred Chucks |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3770 |
Looks like the 3D printer won't stop. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3771 |
...but apparently I registered at Mitch.com. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3772 |
How many Clarence clones did you order? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3773 |
girl, i'm gonna fuck tonight |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3774 |
Sir, the Johnson & Johnsons Company is here to see you. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3775 |
So on the workplace diversity issue, I'm happy to report it's a unanimous "no problem" from Google's engineers. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3776 |
Quick, the toner is about to run out in the 3D printer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3777 |
I assumed I was only ordering the tie, not the human wearing it. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3778 |
It's the copy machine again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3779 |
Tell Mr. Trump his personal leal time is here. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3780 |
Yes, I'm sure the cloning project was a success. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3781 |
It's either Compliance or Accounting, I can't tell yet. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3782 |
Call the service center, the copier is having trouble again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3783 |
Randy? You were right. I'm one in a million! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3784 |
Yes you can help me. I ordered a group of male strippers for an office birthday party, but you sent us Groucho Marxes! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3785 |
The 3-D printer has taken revenge. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3786 |
You'd better get here quickly, something has gone very wrong with the 3-D printer. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3787 |
Remember that Groupthink problem I was telling you about? You're not going to believe this... |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3788 |
I think our diversity initiative needs some work. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3789 |
I ordered snazzy looking robots, not schnozzy ones. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3790 |
The copy machine is fixed. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3791 |
You said to hire the blandest candidate, but what do we do in the case of a 700 way tie? |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3792 |
I told you to call that "drone" from finance, not clone the guy from finance!! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3793 |
Tell the boss that the engineers are arriving from clones.com. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3794 |
I'm afraid Fengston's gotten to the 3D copier-printer again. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3795 |
I think he tried to fix the 3D copier again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3796 |
Mr. Noodleman is playing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3797 |
Yeah, I'm going to be a little late, the 3-D printer's on the fritz again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3798 |
It's a new startup that replaces the corner market with a bunch of white guys |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3799 |
Hello maintenance? I think the copier's broken again. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3800 |
Hello, I think our copier needs service |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3801 |
Send someone from I.T., the clone button is stuck again |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3802 |
The corporate CPA audit staff has arrived ! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3803 |
They all have one brown show! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3804 |
I think they drained the swamp... |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3805 |
Engineering : Hurray our 3D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3806 |
Bald, glasses, small stash, bulbous nose and tie with stripes from lower left to upper right. Got it. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3807 |
Can you send a repairman over? I think it's stuck again. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3808 |
Gentlemen, you’re all named Uncle Sam? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3809 |
The Roberts are taking over. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3810 |
They're starting to make their way through the door. What should I do now? |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3811 |
I'll have to call you back, I think I'm in a mantrap. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3812 |
Its called Speed Dating. I get three minutes with each bachelor! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3813 |
Ummm. I wanted a thousand CLOWNS for this shoot, not a thousand CLONES! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3814 |
Yes, the cloning conference is going well. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3815 |
It's raining Accountants! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3816 |
The middle management training went well, yes. Maybe a little too well. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3817 |
Lately, pillory is definitely trending over stocks. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3818 |
I would send in Mr. Smith, but they are all Mr. Smith. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3819 |
It's my first attempt at cloning |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3820 |
I think we have a copier problem in accounting! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3821 |
Sir, the Mr. Petersons have arrived for the 3:30 consult. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3822 |
Why didn't you tell me that Ralph was a twin. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3823 |
Security: Our face recognition protocols are being put to the test. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3824 |
It's the CloningApp, Sir. I'm afraid somethings gone terribly wrong! |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3825 |
He's playing with the 3D printer again! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3826 |
They're all very good but one in particular stands out from the pack. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3827 |
They were right. Drones are proliferating. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3828 |
Black Ants.... |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3829 |
They say they want to be taken to our leader. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3830 |
Boss, Schmitty is playing with the copy machine again! |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3831 |
Too many clones |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3832 |
I think we ordered the wrong kind of copy machine. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3833 |
Taylor! Taylor! It's your cousin Stacey Swift. You know that new sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this. |
1.1081 |
0.06465 |
37 |
34 |
2 |
1 |
3834 |
Yes, the new employee orientation program is working exceedingly well. |
1.1081 |
0.07537 |
37 |
35 |
0 |
2 |
3835 |
The "Clone Wars" is about to begin filming sir. |
1.1081 |
0.05175 |
37 |
33 |
4 |
0 |
3836 |
Well, it isn't the Whig Party I can tell ya! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3837 |
YES, MR. FARNSWORTH, THAT WAS THE COPY MACHINE REPAIRMAN CACKLING AS HE LEFT THE BUILDING. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3838 |
"Well, they all said their name was Dick, so I guess we have a bunch of Dicks here now". |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3839 |
Apparently diversity is not a priority here. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3840 |
Mr. Cliff, a Mr. Lemming is here to see you. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3841 |
"He made them in his image". |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3842 |
I'm afraid there's been a power surge in 3-D printing |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3843 |
The Accountants Anonymous meeting adjourned prematurely after word spread that Doris was on the phone having this cartoon audited. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3844 |
He fixed the copier. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3845 |
Hello. I need some instruction on our Cut And Paste option. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3846 |
Those idiots in the Cloning Department are drunk again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3847 |
When I asked for a Gene replicator, this is not what I had in mind. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3848 |
Gimme Shelter, a storm is threatening my very life today... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3849 |
I think you mixed up the placebo and the real stuff. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3850 |
Here he comes now... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3851 |
I tried an ax already |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3852 |
Mr. Sanders, the Hanks are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3853 |
Hello Xerox? I don't know what I pressed, but they're a little light on top. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3854 |
tardily for #583: "Clever--a new profit center for the stocksbroker." |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
3855 |
The Nobel Prize sperm bank progeny reunion is overbooked |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3856 |
The "Dare to be Different" session is just ending. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3857 |
Yea so... I just found a typo in our diversity policy. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3858 |
Turn left at Westworld and follow the signs to "Auditland" |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3859 |
Never wear a short skirt during a full moon... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3860 |
Someone left the grunt worker replicator on overnight. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3861 |
There is a total lack of indivuality in this group! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3862 |
"Gotta go, the new guy Waldo is supposed to be here any minute". |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3863 |
Apparently, nobody read the memo about our new diversity in the workplace policy. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3864 |
There's a problem with Fred in Accounting. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3865 |
Doc, remember that boss I told you about? Yeah, I think you need to increase my meds. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3866 |
All the presidents men |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3867 |
Help! The copier has gone mad! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3868 |
Stop the copier, now! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3869 |
Send down the clean up crew, Jenkins from accounting got into the cloning machine again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3870 |
Security? Looks like Ted ran himself through the copier again... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3871 |
Guess I'll wait for them to fix the copier again... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3872 |
So far each one has been asking for Waldo. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3873 |
Bald ... striped tie ... glasses ... mustache -- Yeah, he's coming out now. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3874 |
The copy machine's broken again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3875 |
What an awful tie. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3876 |
HR? We have a problem. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3877 |
The copy machine has gone haywire again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3878 |
I think I.T. has a virus. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3879 |
Masquerade Party at the IdentityTheives Convention |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3880 |
I need help, the copying guy is stuck again!! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3881 |
Mr. Lemming to see you Sir |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3882 |
Okay, you made your point...one-in-a-million is not such a big deal. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3883 |
Remember Joe from the Human Resources copy room? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3884 |
Ties win! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3885 |
Yes, they're all here, but perhaps the requirements were a bit too specific. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3886 |
Hi Susan, I know we talked about making him redundant, but these are all duplicate Bills. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3887 |
Mr. Smith has just arrived for the interview |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3888 |
It appears there is a problem with the new copy machine |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3889 |
This mentoring thing is getting out of hand. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3890 |
I've just been informed that my position has become redundant. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3891 |
Sorry Sir, I didn't know it was, 'Bring Your Identical Octuplets To Work Day'. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3892 |
Well the cloning worked, now what? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3893 |
Your 10 o' clocks are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3894 |
Oh.....You said bring in the drones? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3895 |
Yes, I'm calling about a problem with our copier. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3896 |
There is a serious problem with our new copier. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3897 |
Looks like the 3-D printer is on the fritz. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3898 |
Sir, I think Hobbs has been playing around with the new duplicator again! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3899 |
I said cyclones, not Cy clones |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3900 |
I think the copier guy's here. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3901 |
I think we were a little too specific about who should apply. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3902 |
You heard wrong.... I said send in the clowns ! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3903 |
Marketing better revisit the current policy of type-casting its men's wear ads |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3904 |
My bad, fat finger on my new genetic cloning app. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3905 |
First the good news? The new 3D printer is incredible! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3906 |
The mass production experts are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3907 |
If I see this guy one more time I'm gonna scream. |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
3908 |
Listen, I gotta run...the Bobs just arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3909 |
There are several Ernies here. Can you describe him to me? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3910 |
Has anyone reviewed our diversity compliance program recently? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3911 |
Tech support? The 3-D copier is going bonkers! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3912 |
Can you please describe him to me? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3913 |
Not clones...I wanted funny looking clowns |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3914 |
Clone Orientation |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3915 |
Next week is the Hitler; this week is the Himmler! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3916 |
We ordered mash and bangers, not doppelgängers. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3917 |
Focus group was a huge success |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3918 |
We've got a fesnyng of ferrets. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3919 |
I don't think just saying 'Harry?' is going to work. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3920 |
I think I am seeing double, oh wait maybe triple? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3921 |
I accidentally copied Ron and All on this morning's email. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3922 |
Tech Support? Our copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3923 |
Something is up with the copy machine again. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3924 |
i asked you to cure me for i see all people alike but i realise that what i really need is to overcome my fear of moustaches |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3925 |
Sir, should I send in the CPA clones? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3926 |
They seem to have made a major break-though in this cloning thing. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3927 |
Boss, they're here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3928 |
I've found the answer to our root cause analysis. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3929 |
President Trump, your women's health policy advisors have arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3930 |
Yes, Mr. James, they've sent in the clones. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3931 |
Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3932 |
The diversity initiative has failed. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3933 |
Check John's gene experiment in the lab. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3934 |
Spartacus is here for you, Sir |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3935 |
The good news is our 3-D printer works. The bad news is… |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3936 |
Sorry. Sir. I can't find Waldo! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3937 |
The Finklesteins are here for their cloneoscopy. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3938 |
The business has been in the family for generations. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3939 |
The people from Xerox are here. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3940 |
I said "Send in the CLOWNS" |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3941 |
What happened to Bob? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3942 |
Other than that they all seem perfectly suited. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3943 |
Only one of them is the real CEO, so come over and I'll show you who's boss. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3944 |
I'm calling to report a case of identity theft. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3945 |
Shall I have them wait? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3946 |
I thought I'd give 'It's Just Lunch' a try. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3947 |
Yes, I tried turning it off and back on again. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3948 |
I think Robinson fell asleep at the copy machine. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3949 |
You picked a bad time to send in the clones. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3950 |
Hello, Morrie and Sons. May I help you.? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3951 |
The Far Side is on the upper East Side. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3952 |
It appears Mr. Beadley's genome has gotten stuck in the copier. |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
3953 |
Please tell Central Casting that we requested 'A man in a million', and not 'A man among a million'! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3954 |
I said office phones, not office drones! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3955 |
Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3956 |
Yes Sir...the 3D printer is busy printing your sales team. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3957 |
Okay, so I took all my lovers from when I was single and brought them together for one night -- and maybe I do have a type. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3958 |
I said "make loans," not "make clones" |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3959 |
Scott, it looks like the 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3960 |
Who said it was okay to send in the clones? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3961 |
The casting director thinks you may have been too inflexible in your criteria. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3962 |
The Xerox repairman is here. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3963 |
As usual, each one has been saying he's different from the rest! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3964 |
Bill, the copy machine's broken again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3965 |
The WILSON octapulets are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3966 |
Oh my god!...... My boss has cloned himself, and it is out of control! ----- like the water and Mickey Mouse scene in Fantasia, but with flood of Harvey Knucklesteins. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3967 |
"Come quickly!!! George has been playing with the 3-D printer again! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3968 |
Looks like someone's been goofing around with the Xerox machine again. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3969 |
Yes, the 3D printer is definitely plugged in. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3970 |
The accounting department is here for the diversity training. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3971 |
How do you want to proceed with the audition? 250 men and they all fit the part |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3972 |
Can we get " Send in the Clones" removed from our office playlist? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3973 |
Please move Bob away from the 3D printer... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3974 |
Ugh. I'm gonna have to call you back, Dr. White split the wrong atom. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3975 |
What do you mean he looks like Groucho Marx? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3976 |
Quick! Call the copier repairman. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3977 |
Hollingsworth fell into the 3D copier. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3978 |
Accounting? Your copy machine is malfunctioning again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3979 |
I said jokingly, bring in the clowns, definitely not the clones! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3980 |
Pretty sure it's been Carl who's been into the 3-D printer. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3981 |
A few seem to be maze-bright. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3982 |
Oh, so this is what hipsters grow into. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3983 |
It is my distinct honor to welcome all of you to the First Annual Cloning Convention! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3984 |
Morpheus, get me out, there's a glitch in the matrix! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3985 |
No, I can assure you it wasn't Human Resources's idea to clone a middle-manager. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3986 |
Hello Uber, do you have a clone car? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3987 |
I only asked for one body double. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3988 |
Phil ? Your clones have arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3989 |
Start the music. I'm sending in the clones. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3990 |
The "funny glasses, nose and groucho mustache" group just finished. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3991 |
Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3992 |
There seems to be a problem with the copier. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3993 |
Please describe this Mr. Jones. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3994 |
ACME Pest Control? I've got a swarm of Lennie's that just hatched. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3995 |
That's enough for now. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3996 |
I said three dozen scones, not clones. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
3997 |
The bestselling author of 'Why Go It Alone When You Can Have Yourself Cloned?' just arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3998 |
It's like being in 'The Matrix'. They're everywhere. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
3999 |
Barbara, get down here quick, there appears to a issue with the magnetic shielding around the Tedverse. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4000 |
"There has been a breach in the clone barrier. I repeat, there has been a breach in the clone barrier. They are over-flowing into the hallway as we speak. Call in the containment team, Now! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4001 |
Oh dear, I knew about Dolly the sheep, but ..... oh my ! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4002 |
There must have been a typo - our casting ad said 'Blond,' not 'Bland.' |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4003 |
The copier's broken |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4004 |
All the other shelters are too close to schools. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4005 |
Sandwich order: 120 pastrami's, no mustard, no mayo, and hold the pickles. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4006 |
Get down here fast. There's a sale on cuckolds. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4007 |
Well, I think Craig fixed the copy machine, but that's not the issue. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4008 |
The glare is going to be blinding. |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
4009 |
I told you after all the hot guys the nerds would start coming our of the closet. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4010 |
"It's not a 3D printer prank. I'm pretty sure it's "Accounting". |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4011 |
Looks like Harold is playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4012 |
Quick! Tell someone the door to accounting is jammed open. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4013 |
And I thought I was the one with multiple personalities! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4014 |
The shortlisted candidates for 'Diversity Officer" are here |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4015 |
Call for Mr. Waldo! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4016 |
I'm telling you Nancy all men are the same. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4017 |
Sir, the 3-D printer in Accounting is stuck on "Duplicate" again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4018 |
Hello tech support, the 3-D printer has malfunctioned again |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4019 |
Yessir, but you might want to re-think the company photographs. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4020 |
So, they went with Larry for the clone program, not George Clooney. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4021 |
They all pitched in for a new iPhone. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4022 |
I don't know... maybe fingerprints would help? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4023 |
It's the ties that bind them. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4024 |
Stop the machine! This A.I. model definately won't sell! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4025 |
I want to report a problem with the copier. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4026 |
Hold on, I'll see if he's here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4027 |
The cloning room works! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4028 |
The Conformity Practices meeting is breaking up. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4029 |
Tell Rob he left the Clone Machine on again last night. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4030 |
The Xerox man...er...men...are here... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4031 |
Yes, I know there's a creative drought in Hollywood, but I don't think Orphan Bob is going to cut it. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4032 |
The recruiter has hit on a very effective algorithm. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4033 |
Get tech support down here...the copier is on the fritz again...and call Fred's wife to see if she can swing by to pick up her husbands. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4034 |
There's been a robbery. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4035 |
The clones from accounting are on the floor! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4036 |
I think they've reached consensus. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4037 |
It was a sell-out but I don't think we met the diversity goal. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4038 |
'Quick, the cloning antidote!' |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4039 |
101 Dalmatians: 40 Years Later |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4040 |
The clone drones have arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4041 |
Hello, Tech Support ? I think we're having a problem with the 3-D printer. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4042 |
They sent a thousand clones instead of clowns. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4043 |
Hello Maintenance? The copy machine on floor 14 is on the fritz again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4044 |
What we have proven is that all species do not prefer free range. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4045 |
Department of Treasury? We've had a CPA spill! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4046 |
Sir, the Johnson multiplets are here to see you. Should I send them to the auditorium? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4047 |
They are looking for a second opinion |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
4048 |
I'm going to need some help here in the college admissions branch... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4049 |
Get Charlie up here right away, the 3D printer is going bonkers again! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4050 |
Hi, this is Jill in HR..... |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4051 |
I think there's been a mishap with the copying machine. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4052 |
You want me to introduce EACH by name? |
1.1053 |
0.07342 |
38 |
36 |
0 |
2 |
4053 |
What do you mean talk to the bald guy with the striped tie? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4054 |
You can always count on Mr. Jones to break the mold in men's trousers. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4055 |
I am looking for him. Did you say he has a mustache? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4056 |
I said I need ed a nerd, not a herd |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4057 |
Yes, it's a success. Now turn off the cloning machine |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4058 |
Mom, when you said you had a few options to set me up with. How many is a few? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4059 |
The copying machine malfunctioned. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4060 |
Hello, The drone clones you hired from the temp agency just arrived. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4061 |
We're trying to promote diversity in the office. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4062 |
Enough, switch to the model with hair now. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4063 |
I think we should have been more specific in the casting call than, "Should also look the part of an accountant." |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4064 |
About that copier upgrade... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4065 |
Hello Maintenance....there seems to be a serious malfunction in the photocopier room! |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4066 |
Is there someone efficient in charge of the blue blazers? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4067 |
Typo on his resume - "Expertise in stocks and bondage". |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4068 |
The octuplets are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4069 |
I said turn off the copy machine not the coffee machine! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4070 |
The auditions for "Lee Mur on Broadway" are here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4071 |
There's an overflow crowd for the Groucho Marx audition. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4072 |
OK enough already, now start cloning the women. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4073 |
Geez! Trump's populism is only the beginning. Here come the robots. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4074 |
Yes, but what do we tell his wife? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4075 |
I know our goal is diversity, but there is a problem here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4076 |
John, what does your Uncle look like? I think he may have just come into the office. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4077 |
Sir, I believe that your face data has been hacked! |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4078 |
Tine to use the chip implant |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4079 |
I think I found the water cooler room. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4080 |
The Trump-voter androids are ready for their 10-month checkup. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4081 |
No, no, no! I said 'Send in the CLOWNS, not the CLONES!' |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4082 |
Tell HR that the people in accounting are multiplying again. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4083 |
Which one of you is John Smith? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4084 |
Please cancel the diversity training session. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4085 |
The 3d copier is on the blitz again. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4086 |
I think it is time to shut down that clone experiment. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4087 |
I said clone my business not my employees |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4088 |
Who shall I say is transitioning? |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4089 |
Mayday! The experimental and control groups mingled. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4090 |
Your face-identity iPhone has a problem... |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4091 |
Bills' here. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4092 |
Larry, turn off the clone machine immediately. |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4093 |
Hello Amazon? I was mistakenly send the wrong order. I wanted a year supply of corporate accounting forms not corporate accountants. |
1.1053 |
0.05045 |
38 |
34 |
4 |
0 |
4094 |
You said his name was John Doe? |
1.1053 |
0.06299 |
38 |
35 |
2 |
1 |
4095 |
You owe me $30.00. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4096 |
Quick, give me Human Resources. We have a diversity emergency! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4097 |
Could you send someone to the copy room? |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4098 |
May I speak to the copier repair man. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4099 |
This is Gladys calling. How do you say I would recognize Mr. Schultz? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4100 |
Did you send in the clones? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4101 |
Hold on...I found the 3-D printer, it's in Accounting. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4102 |
What do you mean they all look alike? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4103 |
All I said was, 'Bob Smith, please come to the door.' |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4104 |
.."some thing has gone horribly wrong with your "copy and psste!" |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4105 |
I asked Central Casting for just one geek! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4106 |
Jesus Greg, get away from the copier!! |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4107 |
A big misunderstanding, they must have said, "send in the clone", instead of "the clown". |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
4108 |
Mary, will you please tell Mr. Emmet I need him urgently at the Duplicating Department. |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4109 |
Please send someone down here from duplicating immediately |
1.1026 |
0.04922 |
39 |
35 |
4 |
0 |
4110 |
ahh... Mrs. Anderson, we've been expecting you. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
4111 |
No, it's not an improvement on smiley faces. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
4112 |
Yes, we have all the Progressives in the building here now. How do you want us to indoctrinate them? All at once or in stages, as has been the custom? |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
4113 |
OK, but what should I tell the Sorcerer? |
1.1000 |
0.05991 |
40 |
37 |
2 |
1 |
4114 |
Yes Sir. I think there are at least two who could play twin zombies. |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
4115 |
No,here he is.Bob just walked in,and Bob and Bob and Bob and Bob and.................. |
1.1000 |
0.05991 |
40 |
37 |
2 |
1 |
4116 |
hello, Unique Employment Services ? |
1.1000 |
0.04804 |
40 |
36 |
4 |
0 |
4117 |
You better get down here, Frank. The Robo-Man machine's on the blink again. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
4118 |
Sir, I think all of the applicants went to the same college. In fact, I will take it a step further and say they are all from the same shallow gene pool. |
1.0976 |
0.04692 |
41 |
37 |
4 |
0 |
4119 |
NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones |
1.0976 |
0.05849 |
41 |
38 |
2 |
1 |
4120 |
The phalanx of accountants you ordered is here, sir. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
4121 |
Stop making copies. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
4122 |
OMG It's the boys from bristle. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
4123 |
I can't talk now. I'm at the Ashley Madison convention. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
4124 |
The operation was a success. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
4125 |
Oh my! Is this the first Octuplet convention? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
4126 |
It looks like the boring robots are replicating again. |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
4127 |
We need to talk to our head of diversity. It's just not working out. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4128 |
Uh-Oh... looks like the accounting guy we laid off last week has hacked our new AI copier |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4129 |
Stop the 3D printing NOW!! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4130 |
Casting? I said Game of Thrones, not clones. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4131 |
You know, Ed... Ed. You met him at the Werners' party. Bald,glasses, small mustache. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4132 |
At least it's not just his butt anymore. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4133 |
Is that 23rd Century copiers? I wanted to let you know our copier is working now. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4134 |
It's the Walking Fred |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4135 |
I know we want consistency with our customer service but this is just weird. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4136 |
The committee concluded there might be a need for more diversity in our hiring practices. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4137 |
Sir, the ChromeDomeClone Group meeting has ended. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4138 |
I'm sorry. He is taking a vacation day today. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4139 |
Tell the diversity coordinator this is an emergency. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4140 |
Anderson jammed the 3D printer again, sir! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4141 |
No. Have ties, need waists. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4142 |
I'm the real Shady |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4143 |
I thought those guys who cloned Dolly had gone out of business. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4144 |
I just knew that some day they would all come looking for the doner. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4145 |
Oh dear! How many models of the accountant did you order? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4146 |
The Clone Brothers are here to see you. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4147 |
Notify IT their 3D copier is acting up again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4148 |
Your new tax-policy focus group is here. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4149 |
Sir, it's Doris. The cloning room was a success. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4150 |
Also Kathy, if you see Bob, ask him why he had to order the most expensive copy machine in the catalogue. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4151 |
Eighty-seven ayes, zero nays. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4152 |
Mr. Flood is here. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4153 |
I think they're all here. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4154 |
Where are the clones? Don't bother, they're here. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4155 |
The new version of dominos to wow the audience. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4156 |
...no, your IRA program is remarkable... |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4157 |
The Clone Accountant Agency is here. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4158 |
I think the 3-D duplicator may have turned on us. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4159 |
Gotta go—guys are here from the copy center. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4160 |
Just don't ask whodunit. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4161 |
'Send in the clowns,' I said. Clowns! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4162 |
Ellen, you need to call the Xerox guy again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4163 |
Sir? I'm not sure this "Rapture" idea was such a great one... |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4164 |
The auditors are here ma'am. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4165 |
Turn off the machine! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4166 |
Please send the repair man, our copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4167 |
Hi, I'm calling to report a problem with my 3D copy machine. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4168 |
They broke the mold when it came to you. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4169 |
Someone opened the door to the cyber-auditors. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4170 |
Are you still in the copy room? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4171 |
Sir, I believe Bill was only joking when he said "Why don't you just clone me. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4172 |
Ooooh . . . I must be dreaming! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4173 |
We're still looking for the original. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4174 |
You have reached the Cloning Institute of America (CIA); how may I help you? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4175 |
Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4176 |
Cloning 101? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4177 |
Help! I can't get the CRISPR off overdrive! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4178 |
Your not kidding, these guys are a dime a dozen. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4179 |
Hi, yeah, the copy machine is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4180 |
I think we should turn off the overhead lights, reduce the glare. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4181 |
Remember your comment that 'no two accountants would prepare the same tax retunr?' |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4182 |
the Doppelgangers are here to see you |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4183 |
Somebody's playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4184 |
Yes, Wilma, it's happened again. George got into the copy machine. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4185 |
No, I only ordered the Groucho Marx glasses, not the models. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4186 |
I said legal-size, not lawyer-size. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4187 |
The Edgars are here |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4188 |
Very funny, Mr. Handford, you're little Waldo is all grown up now, and it seems he's HERE. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4189 |
More fierce than rabbits. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4190 |
I think we should retire the copier. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4191 |
It's claiming to be the original "They/Them/Their." |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4192 |
My dealer said this stuff was mild. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4193 |
um... Who let the Dougs out? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4194 |
Whilson, you know how much we love your 1 hour delivery, but we ordered 300 scones. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4195 |
Can you tell me which one was my husband, please? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4196 |
No, you misunderstood me. I said we needed clowns! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4197 |
Sir, about our client...it's not a male cologne company. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4198 |
We have a problem with the copier, again! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4199 |
I just love seeing everyone so excited about their jobs. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4200 |
When I said that I needed more workers like you, I didn't mean it literally. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4201 |
Well, the down-side to permitted immigrants bound for the U.S. is that ... they all have Myopia. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4202 |
The paper jam is fixed but now there seems to be another problem. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4203 |
The 3-D printer settings were changed again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4204 |
Suzanne, could you check to see if Bob from Programming is at the 3D printer again? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4205 |
Well, there might be diversity in the model of their IPHONES. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4206 |
Wait... That's not what I ordered! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4207 |
But they ALL have mustaches! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4208 |
Yes, I understand. Straight ahead to the cliff, please. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4209 |
It's morning in America. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4210 |
All the Waldos have been found. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4211 |
Cloning humans is much less risky than cloning brooms. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4212 |
I'm not sure our affirmative action plan is working that well. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4213 |
I don't see him here. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4214 |
No I'm not getting old. I just can't remember what he looks like. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4215 |
Get maintenance up here; that new copy machine is acting up again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4216 |
Mr. Musk, the new drones have arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4217 |
I found him, but he's hiding among his clones again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4218 |
The candidates for advancement have arrived. I'm getting insight into why minorities tend not to be promoted. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4219 |
Oh my! How will we ever achieve our diversity goals? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4220 |
I think there's a problem with the copier. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4221 |
You want me to send in the one with the mustache |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4222 |
This way...this way please if you are responding to the Tinder posting looking for Robert Redford look-a-likes with bad vision. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4223 |
Hello? Charles Darwin? I'm afraid the latest cloning experiment has gone terribly wrong! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4224 |
It is the bald one with glasses and a mustache |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4225 |
I said that we're going to start manufacturing drones not clones. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4226 |
Go forth and multiply |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4227 |
best speed dating event ever! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4228 |
Dr Whitcomb, the Fink quadraguples are here for the IVF follow-up. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4229 |
Yes, the identity theft appears to have begun in our accounting department. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4230 |
Didn't we get him trained in 3D printing last week? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4231 |
Yes, hello. Can you connect me to the cloning department? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4232 |
The copy machine has gone haywire again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4233 |
I think the vote was unanimous. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4234 |
Sorry, gotta go. Looks like Gene's been doing his 3-D printer prank again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4235 |
Please stop sending applicants through. Not enough rolls of tissue avaliable for squeezing. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4236 |
Hello IT department, The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4237 |
You were right: combining a micro-wave oven with a photocopy machine was a bad idea. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4238 |
Hi Tracy...Stuart entered his employee ID in the 'copies needed' again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4239 |
Will the real Clone 1.16 please step forward. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4240 |
Houston -- We have a problem! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4241 |
There's a problem in the copy room. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4242 |
He just got laid off and he's beside himself. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4243 |
Hey Boss, I think we have a slight problem in the break room. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4244 |
The copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4245 |
Mr. Peters, this is Gwen in HR...., yes sir all the interviews are completed...mmmm, which one did you hire again? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4246 |
I said, Frank Oz is 'The Flash' |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4247 |
Sir - you might want to reconsider laying off the diversity and inclusion officer... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4248 |
Hey, our copy machine is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4249 |
It looks like Hiram got the 3-D printer working but we have a new problem. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4250 |
I'm not 100% sure. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4251 |
It’s just as you feared. He’s cloned mediocrity. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4252 |
Cloning is now cheaper than recruiting. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4253 |
The CPA we can use, but can we have him without the CGI? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4254 |
It's about the new 3D printer... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4255 |
I think you'd better come down. The guys from the cloning convention are here! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4256 |
Hello IT? I'd like to report that I'm seeing some un-malicious male ware. And it's replicating. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4257 |
I found out what that button on our new 3D printer does. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4258 |
They've come from being tested by Apple. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4259 |
When I said the copy machine is on the fritz, I meant it made a couple dozen Fritzs. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4260 |
Cross-breeding successful. They're ready for transfer to the Faukland Islands. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4261 |
Jim, the copy machine is glitching again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4262 |
They are not nearly as flamboyant as last year. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4263 |
Something's gone wrong with either the copier or the genetics lab. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4264 |
Which Mr. Wilson did you wish to see? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4265 |
Shall I send in the clones? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4266 |
The ad was supposed to read bird wanted, not nerd. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4267 |
The board members are here. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4268 |
We never should've paid the first clone, now they all want a salary. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4269 |
OK - Send in the next group for the Conformity 101 workshop. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4270 |
I said phone the accountant, not clone the accountant! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4271 |
We may want to be more precise about multiplying shareholders' stock |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4272 |
I can't believe it, The Glass Ceiling just got a mustache and middle-aged gut and yes, bald. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4273 |
They said he was at the convention and -- oh, wait. I see him. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4274 |
Remember when I said not to put the copy machine next to the microwave? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4275 |
The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The . . . |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4276 |
Hold on, something went wrong when I reserved the meeting room for Mr. Sims multiple times. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4277 |
Mr. Bixby just left the meeting on improving diversity. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4278 |
IT? Our 3D printer is stuck on 'bald and middle-aged' again! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4279 |
Well, we were anticipating exponential growth this quarter... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4280 |
I'm afraid they sent clones, not clowns for the function. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4281 |
The computer's on the fritz again.Could yo send down the cute guy in accounting. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4282 |
I think they've finally reached an agreement. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4283 |
"Uh oh, I think the 3D copier is broken again". |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4284 |
Sir, I'm telling you it's very difficult to generate diversity in the accounting department. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4285 |
Looks like the speed-dating session is going to be speedier than I expected. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4286 |
I don't think these are the clones the Empire wants. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4287 |
The enhanced personality profile in our new recruitment guideline appears to be optimized. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4288 |
On my mark, release the Stepford wives. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4289 |
You know how people say we all have a doppelganger? Well, Fred from Accounting apparently has 75, and they all look hungry. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4290 |
How many Mr. Jones will you need? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4291 |
I said send me copies of the accounts - not the accountants. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4292 |
Boss, did you switch the job posting description with a Tinder profile? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4293 |
Say 'Yes' to the Tie |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4294 |
The copier is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4295 |
They're coming out of the motivational training session now, sir. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4296 |
Yes, I'm happy to report that the cloning project is a BIG success. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4297 |
I want the Phones, not the clones!!! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4298 |
Irises! Irises! not IRS's! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4299 |
Hello IT? the 3D printer copier is acting up again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4300 |
Did the president order a clone strike? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4301 |
Quantum recruiting appears to have a downside. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4302 |
This company can really use some more diversity. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4303 |
You know that new copier we just had installed...? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4304 |
I heard stocks were up |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4305 |
“Is it possible that he’s wearing a toupee? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4306 |
No. We ordered genetically modified WITH work station assignments. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4307 |
CALL GENENTECH NOW !! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4308 |
We're going to need a lot more coffee. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4309 |
Carol, I gotta go. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4310 |
Field a softball team? No problem! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4311 |
Perhaps our hiring criteria checklist is a little too specific. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4312 |
The overflow crowd exits the "Learn Ro Be Yourself" Symposium. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4313 |
That professor doing the cloning experiments sure has a bizarre seance of humor. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4314 |
Mr. Bannon, I'm afraid the applicants are more diverse than expected. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4315 |
Tell the I.T. department the 3-D printer is malfunctioning again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4316 |
Fred! I think there's something wrong with the copier again! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4317 |
Sir, SOS! We need more space...the clones are overflowing. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4318 |
But they're all wearing glasses. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4319 |
That darn copy machine got stuck again ! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4320 |
Explain to me again the purpose of this cloning experiment. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4321 |
Sheep! I said we wanted to clone sheep, not the veep. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4322 |
Good news...your stockbrokers have more than doubled. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4323 |
Bill is leaning on the copy machine!! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4324 |
The Clone Boors have begun! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4325 |
The 3D printer is misbehaving again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4326 |
Revoke Carl's access to the 3D Printer immediately! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4327 |
all balding white men with mustache look alike to me. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4328 |
In the next ad, can you back off on the previous job experience requirements? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4329 |
I asked for multiple applicants but I guess they forgot to break the mold. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4330 |
The accountants are multiplying! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4331 |
The product testing is showing consistent results, sir. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4332 |
Who put "applicants must match requirements exactly" in this ad? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4333 |
He did say his biggest weakness was his swarm of aimless clones. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4334 |
"Oh no, is it slack, tie, glasses, and mustache day today? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4335 |
The Clone-a-Matic has gone bananas! We need the repairman and 75 toupees immediately. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4336 |
We better call the CDC. It's spreading. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4337 |
You're damn right the hiring committee screwed up. I asked for a guy we could count on..not guys for us to count on |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4338 |
You need to stop cloning around! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4339 |
They say everyone has a double....but honestly this is more like a cartoon clone nightmare! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4340 |
You sent me to Clones, Incorporated. I want DRONES Incorporated! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4341 |
We've got to start recruiting from outside the company. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4342 |
Can you describe him in a little more detail, please? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4343 |
Like the phases of the moon, but for office procrastination. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4344 |
All we needed cloned is his finger print to pass the biometric scanner! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4345 |
"CLOWNS, not clones. Send in the clowns!" (Isn't it rich?) |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4346 |
John, John, John, John, and, uh, ..... John are here to see you. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4347 |
Counting the number of clones who can fit in the conference room is not in my job description. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4348 |
HR better get down here quick! The diversity initiative is not working. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4349 |
This mentoring thing is getting out of hand. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4350 |
The drones for the office have arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4351 |
I.T. Dept., we have an emergency. Artificial intelligence has spread to the copy machine and it has a wicked sense of humor! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4352 |
I think this corporate training session finally did the job. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4353 |
Pre-computer graphics, 2,500 identical men were required to play the falling scenes in 'The Matrix'. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4354 |
Online dating just got a little scarier... |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4355 |
Yes, doctor, I think Mr. Rosen has stopped taking his medication. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4356 |
Variety? I thought you said to put the casting call for "Streetcar" in the Wall St Journal. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4357 |
I'll call you back. The copier's acting up again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4358 |
I'm afraid we're gonna have to collate Frank. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4359 |
I wonder how fertile their mother was |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4360 |
I said call the FEDS not the Teds! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4361 |
The clones are here. Would you like me to send them in? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4362 |
5,000 brown cardigans ASAP. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4363 |
No, Phil cleared the jam before he tripped. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4364 |
Mr. Sondheim, they're here." |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4365 |
Can someone turn the copier off? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4366 |
The photocopier is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4367 |
When you have just graduated the ninja school and you show it off what you have learned to your crush at work. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4368 |
OMG an infestation of Culprits! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4369 |
Hello? Missing persons? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4370 |
We're cloning Ollies today. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4371 |
Jones has been tinkering with the copier again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4372 |
Someone is playing with the 3D copier! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4373 |
Did You Say You Were Taking Your 11:30 AM Appointment To Lunch ? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4374 |
There seems to be some confusion between the men's room and the copy room. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4375 |
Yeah we've started shooting The Matrix Accountants. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4376 |
The copy machine's behaving strangely! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4377 |
I think I better understand his split personality. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4378 |
They're still here looking for their jobs. Yes, I told them they were obsolete. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4379 |
I think the photocloning machine needs a reboot. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4380 |
Sir, you need to get down here! Your electro human duplicator does seem to be working, but I can't turn it off. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4381 |
She said she couldn't get enough of me. So, I stepped up my game. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4382 |
Yes 200 of the same order |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4383 |
I just don't buy that tech has a diversity problem. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4384 |
Your clones look sleepy: Please bring some coffee or a lot of mattresses and pillows. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4385 |
Hello duplicating? I think you misunderstood my request. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4386 |
Yes sir, the new employees are here. Yes sir, they fit your personality preferences. We'll need name tags. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4387 |
We have to get a sense of urgency into these fire drills. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4388 |
The clones are coming out now... who do you want to speak to? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4389 |
Can you give me a slightly better description as to who I'm looking for? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4390 |
So what if there's nothing else like them? They still don't help our diversity. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4391 |
Sir, the Novak centuplets are here for part 2 of the Making Sense of Birth Order workshop. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4392 |
I think a Starbucks card would be a better productivity incentive. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4393 |
Looks like the cloning conference has gone well! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4394 |
Howard, you're replacements have arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4395 |
Didn't you say the accident in the cloning department was contained? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4396 |
George Clooney has arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4397 |
Contact Muzak fast: "Stop playing '"Send in the Clones' "! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4398 |
Oh my God! It's the Singularity! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4399 |
Yes they are dreamers, but not my dreamers. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4400 |
Sorry to bother you sir ... Chuck messed with the 3D printer again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4401 |
Yes, sir, they're just coming in now. You're right. I don't like the looks of that third one either. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4402 |
Perhaps we should reassess the diversity initiative. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4403 |
Diversity Department? I think we have a problem. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4404 |
I can't find a plumber, but if you need an accountant... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4405 |
The nerd clones are coming out of the closet! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4406 |
Perkins has been playing with copier again |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4407 |
I don't think the results of the DNA test will be necessary. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4408 |
Hey Chief, I think the 3-D printer's on the fritz again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4409 |
I'm not sure. Could you describe him for me? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4410 |
Tell Mr. Trump to forget the wall... we've got a bigger problem. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4411 |
Hey, I think I figured out why the 3-D printer is way over budget. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4412 |
Good news. We only need one iPhone for the entire staff. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4413 |
I'm in the middle of a meeting for middle-aged mid-level managers who have no hips. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4414 |
The clone workers are all set. Now all we need is ten dozen name tags. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4415 |
I don't think we're going to make our diversity hiring objectives this month |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4416 |
Hey Marge, better call Bob, Wilfred’s been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4417 |
The boss' order of warm bodies has arrived |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4418 |
I think the new drones you ordered have arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4419 |
Yes, they're all here. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4420 |
Our 3D printer is on the blink again....yeah, this time I think we'll need Security to help out. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4421 |
Drones??! No, this is the Office of Clones! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4422 |
Couldn't you have made the office clones a touch more dashing? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4423 |
Quick, turn off the accountant cloning machine |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4424 |
This is Frank Stella's latest construction - a fresh surprising twist on green cross-hatches. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4425 |
Yes, but wouldn't it be better to ask for Mister Waldo? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4426 |
Wearing a NECKTIE bomb, you say? Trigger's in the BELT BUCKLE? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4427 |
You're going to want to halt production Marv, somebody's gone and set the duplicator to "Dilbert". |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4428 |
The Cloning Convention is on break right now.I'll call you back. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4429 |
Did I miss the 'Bring Your Clone To Work' memo? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4430 |
Yes, the meeting in duplicating has just ended. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4431 |
Better call the exterminator. I think we have another invasion of accountants. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4432 |
Grover's Mill immigration office. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4433 |
My Apple Music order was 'Send in the Clowns', not 'Send in the Clones'. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4434 |
Someone didn't clear the number of copies on the 3 D printer. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4435 |
Copier's on the fritz again... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4436 |
I.T., get down here a.s.a.p. The 3-D printer has gone haywire again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4437 |
Your repeat of the atom splitting experiment has gone horribly wrong! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4438 |
I'm sorry but I think this is carrying gender equality too far. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4439 |
The copier's malfunctioning again! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4440 |
I said to clone a work army, not a dork army! You're not getting a good Yelp review I can tell you that much missy. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4441 |
Forr the nwxt scene I requested 81 Bold men, not 81 Bald men. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4442 |
Looks like somebody left the 3D printer on again |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4443 |
Oh yeah, I also need to order a copier. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4444 |
Yeah...I think the copier is messed up again... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4445 |
It appears that there may be a side effect to your new anti-aging cream. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4446 |
He'll be hard to reach if he doesn't have a unique ring-tone. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4447 |
Has anybody seen Ned? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4448 |
The effect of the "school spirit" talk was stunning ! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4449 |
They all look the same, disoriented, like all of their i Phones are nowhere to be found. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4450 |
That new detailed headhunter app may have over done it. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4451 |
"The Zerox guy is here. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4452 |
Well, we're screwed in the cloning case. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4453 |
Hello? There's been a mistake. We said we wanted to test your new cologne maker! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4454 |
We need to stop duplicating the work load! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4455 |
Our redundancy analyst had a run in with the 3-D printer. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4456 |
i'm confused, i thought we agreed to kill off this nasty character..? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4457 |
The hologram machine duplicate button is stuck again... |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4458 |
He's right here, I'll put him on speakerphone. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4459 |
and they're all named Groncho! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4460 |
no, our play is called a thousand CLOWNS!!!! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4461 |
Hey Bob do you remember that movie Multiplicity? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4462 |
I guess he changed his stance on diversity. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4463 |
I thought we were cloning secretaries not mid level non decision makers. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4464 |
Is Rich there? There's an embarrassment of Riches. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4465 |
The clones you ordered have come. Where should I put them? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4466 |
...I told you having Jeffrey Tambour as our speaker was a bad idea. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4467 |
Can we get someone up here from IT? The 3-D copier is jammed again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4468 |
How many carbon copies of 'Bill' did you say you needed, sir? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4469 |
Yes, sir. I am looking for Waldo and I can assure you that he's not here! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4470 |
Mr. President,did you want the good news or the bad news about money spent on cloning research? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4471 |
Apparently, there has been a malfunction in our copier. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4472 |
Fritz is on the copier again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4473 |
I ordered clowns, not clones. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4474 |
I have a feeling that all the men that enrolled in this speed date lied about their looks. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4475 |
It's our worst nightmare! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4476 |
Mr. Palmer believes his look alikes are more efficient. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4477 |
...and they all claim their name is John Smith. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4478 |
Fred! You sent the Milton look-alikes for the Office Space remake to the wrong casting office! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4479 |
I knew I should have taken the red pill. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4480 |
Who said Nepotism is dead? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4481 |
There was an explosion in the cloning factory. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4482 |
Sir, the men for the new 'Where's Wilbur' photo shoot are here, but you're not going to like this. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4483 |
Yes sir, but while I agree the results of your uniform work cubicle policy are very remarkable... |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4484 |
We can go ahead and cancel the second experiment. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4485 |
Umm, I'm not sure if I'll be able to keep up with the Joneses today. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4486 |
Looks like the copier is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4487 |
I think I have meet all of Roger's personalities!! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4488 |
Sir, the 3D printer is stuck again; and now we've got 40 Harry's from accounting! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4489 |
I have a call for Harry Smith XXXVIII |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4490 |
Something went terribly wrong in the lab. Send help! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4491 |
The early adopters for the IPhone X have arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4492 |
The Ralphs are loose. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4493 |
Well, they're certainly bald |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4494 |
Gibbons in procurement screwed up again. I clearly told him to order a bunch of clowns for this year's retreat! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4495 |
What wording did you use for this casting call? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4496 |
Tell someone to turn off the 3-D printer. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4497 |
The eyewitness is certain we have the right man. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4498 |
Gender Equality: the secretaryal pool is all Bobs' |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4499 |
Maintenance, the cloning machine is jammed, again! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4500 |
Can you be a little more specific in the description of Mr. Jones? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4501 |
Yes, she is coming out now. I am sure I will recognize her. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4502 |
He says you shouted "DUPLICATE !" and it happened. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4503 |
You're right, that new 3D printer is awesome! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4504 |
The Lacey dectuplets are here, sir. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4505 |
The vex toys are restless. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4506 |
We need more work for accounting, their projections are duplicative. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4507 |
No,this would be easier for everyone if YOU had worn a pink carnation today. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4508 |
There seems to be something amiss in the genome lab. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4509 |
The Diversity Task Force is just letting out. We need to talk. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4510 |
Remember those guys from the old "I keep hitting copy and nothing happens" cartoon? Well, I found out where they are now. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4511 |
Well, there's not a whole lot of choice here. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4512 |
Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4513 |
Yes, I see him. He stands out like a sore thumb. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4514 |
Sir, Wendell fixed the 3-D printer. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4515 |
Staches are out. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4516 |
Yes, but they are ALL Caucasion. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4517 |
Hello,Maintenance? The 3d printer in Accounting is broken again. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4518 |
Hello Tech Support, the 3-D copier is MALEfunctioning again. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4519 |
Let you know as soon as who arrives? |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4520 |
Uh-oh. The copier is still broken. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4521 |
Oh my gosh! How can you tell the politicians apart? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4522 |
It's gotta be a family reunion of some kind |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4523 |
We have a problem! Our cloning machine is out of control. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4524 |
We never should have given Ted access to the 3D printer. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4525 |
I haven't spotted him yet, but I'm pretty sure he's our kind of guy. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4526 |
I told you to clone the bolder employees. Not the balder! |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4527 |
Yes. They're all demanding sitting desks. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4528 |
Tell the copier repair guy to come back. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4529 |
I know, I know...but it's 3-D printer that won't turn off! |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4530 |
John Smith? I'm looking for Mr. John Smith. |
1.0882 |
0.04937 |
34 |
31 |
3 |
0 |
4531 |
A message ? Sure I can give him a message. What does he look like ? |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4532 |
The Groucho look-alike contestants are leaving. Apparently they couldn't decide on a winner. It was a tie. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4533 |
The overcrowding is driving them in-same. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4534 |
Hello Morpheus? This is Trinity. The convention of retiring Agent Smith has arrived. |
1.0882 |
0.06496 |
34 |
32 |
1 |
1 |
4535 |
I know you said I couldn't miss him but which bald guy with glasses and a mustache would he be? |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
4536 |
Art Department wants a word, Sir. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
4537 |
Uh.... something has gone terribly wrong with the Brad Pitt duplicates. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4538 |
The robotic copier in Accounting is acting up again. |
1.0857 |
0.06313 |
35 |
33 |
1 |
1 |
4539 |
What's the number for photocopier repairs? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4540 |
Hello, HR? Please send your Diversity Officer up to my department, pronto! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4541 |
okay, so we cooked our books a little...i think one or two would be enough |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4542 |
Clyde is abusing the 3D printer again. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4543 |
Sir, they're breaking out of the conference womb! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4544 |
This is worse then finding Waldo. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4545 |
Okay, I released the Clones. Now what? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4546 |
No, nothing new. Same. Same. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4547 |
Can you rustle up a few more I.D. badges? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4548 |
Hello Mr. Enolc. The Dollys are here to see you! |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4549 |
Is this all one family? |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4550 |
It's bring a Drone to Work Day. |
1.0857 |
0.04801 |
35 |
32 |
3 |
0 |
4551 |
I ordered a bunch of bread, not a bunch of Fred's. |
1.0851 |
0.04114 |
47 |
43 |
4 |
0 |
4552 |
This explains last month's copy room expenses. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4553 |
We’ll call it “The Matrix Re-Audited: Agent Smith Goes to Washington.” The machine-world IRS maintains control over humans through tax audits and seeks to re-possess Zion for unpaid taxes. |
1.0833 |
0.06140 |
36 |
34 |
1 |
1 |
4554 |
I would say that your clone academy is working. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4555 |
It should be a little while before Ian Brown's motion reaches homeostasis. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4556 |
Sir, Thomas Crown is here to see you. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4557 |
He expects his chances for a raise to multiply. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4558 |
Yes, I believe you may just have misunderstood me a bit. I said I need a room full of clowns not clones. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4559 |
They told Harold he should get out of bonds and into stocks. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4560 |
George, turn off the 3-D printer NOW. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4561 |
I think the 3-D printer went haywire! |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4562 |
Hi, I'd like to book a one way flight. |
1.0833 |
0.06140 |
36 |
34 |
1 |
1 |
4563 |
I think there's something wrong with our copy machine, yes I'll hold. |
1.0833 |
0.06140 |
36 |
34 |
1 |
1 |
4564 |
Something's gone horribly wrong with the copy machine. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4565 |
I'm looking for my wife. |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4566 |
How do you turn off the cloning machine? |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4567 |
oh no, the cloning was a success, but... |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4568 |
Clowns! I said send in the clowns, not the clones! |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4569 |
Warning ... while great minds think alike, they never dress alike ... let alone look alike. Be afraid, be very afraid! |
1.0833 |
0.04672 |
36 |
33 |
3 |
0 |
4570 |
Mr. Watson — come here, I want to see you. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4571 |
Not bad, but Ed from Accounting is missing that Dolly the Sheep charisma. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4572 |
This is Anderson. The copier on 14 is acting up again. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4573 |
All the individuals have arrived. |
1.0811 |
0.05976 |
37 |
35 |
1 |
1 |
4574 |
O.K., Waldo is his first name. What's his last name? |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4575 |
Yes, the diversity training class was very well attended....I'll have to call you back. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4576 |
Perhaps we should have specified which Mr Mumford was required. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4577 |
Yes, I know I asked for "someone to meet my every need" but this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4578 |
Oh my! I think the copy machine is broken...! |
1.0811 |
0.05976 |
37 |
35 |
1 |
1 |
4579 |
"I am Spartacus"! |
1.0811 |
0.05976 |
37 |
35 |
1 |
1 |
4580 |
I need to get back to you later. The CRISPR CREAM conference just concluded. |
1.0811 |
0.04549 |
37 |
34 |
3 |
0 |
4581 |
Strange, but apparently there are no woman shoe salesman at this convention. |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
4582 |
.. some sort of super power |
1.0800 |
0.05538 |
25 |
23 |
2 |
0 |
4583 |
Who let the docs out? |
1.0789 |
0.04433 |
38 |
35 |
3 |
0 |
4584 |
Uh-oh! The cat's out of the bag! |
1.0789 |
0.04433 |
38 |
35 |
3 |
0 |
4585 |
I’m here for the ‘3rd accountant from the right’ audition, what part are you going for? |
1.0789 |
0.05820 |
38 |
36 |
1 |
1 |
4586 |
Bob, I will have to clone you back. |
1.0789 |
0.04433 |
38 |
35 |
3 |
0 |
4587 |
I thought you requested quantity over quality. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
4588 |
Google autocompleted clones for clowns? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
4589 |
Auto repeat request for a bookkeeper got stuck! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
4590 |
I've got some bad news on the "designer babies" front. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
4591 |
So far, the new identical pill is working. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
4592 |
The Ingenuity Seminar is just ending. Hopefully it will have some effect. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
4593 |
Mr. Vader: I struck him down, just like you said, and now he's become more powerful than I could possibly imagine. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
4594 |
Come quickly-- the 3D printer in the engineering department won't stop |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
4595 |
You say I should stop the mustached, bald headed guy and tell him he needs to report to work at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
4596 |
Remember when you said, "Find one thing you're good at and master it?" |
1.0667 |
0.04632 |
30 |
28 |
2 |
0 |
4597 |
Please stop the bloody cloning system! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4598 |
Tell Mr. Duke we have a foolproof way to maintain a white majority. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4599 |
It's all teachers and no pupils |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4600 |
They all wear glasses too. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4601 |
Which Mr. Charles C. Riggs do you wish to speak with? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4602 |
Oh my god, 3-D printing is so advanced? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4603 |
3-D printer's gone nuts. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4604 |
They all go by Joe Blow! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4605 |
I didn't say "send me a million Chucks" when we were in the annual budget meeting! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4606 |
One of our Repro guys has figured out how to get more than one paycheck. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4607 |
The Sorceress's Apprentice is back in HR again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4608 |
The Lou Bots are headed downstairs. You can send Phil up." |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4609 |
No, Mary isn't a part of the executive committee, they’re just getting out now. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4610 |
I'm the type of guy that really grows on you. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4611 |
I told you...Mr. Jones is more than two faced. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4612 |
The copier is down again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4613 |
We have a strict dress code. I need to order 500 blue blazers. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4614 |
Get me Neo on the phone stat, IRS Agent Smith is going viral. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4615 |
EMERGENCY! The cloning department is stuck on "Repeat"! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4616 |
Did he leave any better description than "I'll be the dork with the mustache"? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4617 |
I think the copy machine has been hacked. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4618 |
Why do we keep using generic cloning samples in our experiments? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4619 |
Don't bother, they're here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4620 |
Sir, the hive mind is here for its interview... |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4621 |
The photocopier is acting up again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4622 |
Looks like Bob fixed the copier. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4623 |
Mr. Nelson, we have a problem, the name tags were never delivered. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4624 |
Can you give me again the clue how to spot a Master of illusions? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4625 |
All Frank has busted loose. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4626 |
The IT guy dockerized himself again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4627 |
The new hires just came out of Herd Training. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4628 |
Hello, maintenance? It looks like the copy machine on the second floor is acting up again. Better hurry! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4629 |
No, really, the cloning research is going fine. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4630 |
What do you mean "what glass ceiling?" |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4631 |
Call the 3-D copier hotline--fast! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4632 |
'I think we are being too narrow job focus'? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4633 |
Just how many sperm donations did you make in college, Tom? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4634 |
Yes, they are interchangeable, but I'm not sure it's by design. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4635 |
Looks like Carl's been made redundant. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4636 |
Can you be more specific? This place is crawling with nerdy looking guys. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4637 |
We need to update our diversity policy. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4638 |
Yes, the seminar on creating your Yes, the seminar on "Creating Your Own Idenity" just finished. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4639 |
Sir, the Cloning Conference is just taking a break now. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4640 |
Building maintenance? Yes, there's a problem with the copy room. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4641 |
Copier's acting up again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4642 |
"The new photocopier just made 10,000 copies of our HR manager, Francis X. Erox. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4643 |
I know Harold does a good job, but do we really need so many of him? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4644 |
Send Tech Support, now! Something's happened in the Copy Room! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4645 |
It's an anonymous vote, alright. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4646 |
Yes, I know I called -- what kind of copier company are you? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4647 |
I just gotta be me. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4648 |
The Zombie Apocalypse I think it’s begun! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4649 |
I think the copy machine is broken again, Henry. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4650 |
Hey Fred....your self-cloning program has worked a little bit too well. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4651 |
I know sequels are easy money, but Agent Smith has not aged well. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4652 |
Yes, I'm sure. He said his name was "Mr. Penguin ". |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4653 |
We're going to need more bologna sandwiches. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4654 |
It looks like he's here. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4655 |
I don't know who organized the conference but I think they're all accountants. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4656 |
Marge, I thought you said it was a woman's seminar |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4657 |
Well, ma'am, there was a typo. They sent us one hundred men instead of one hundred pens. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4658 |
Joe's fooling with the 3-D printer, again. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4659 |
Where are the clones? Quick send in the clones. Don't bother,....they're here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4660 |
We've got Sids again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
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0 |
4661 |
Looks like another ones lost everything in the stocks |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4662 |
Did you give me the wrong address? Yes I requested middle-aged, but male models nonetheless. And why are Bannon, Spicer and Scaramucci here? They can all go. Pronto. But at least they'll never hear me say: "You're fired! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4663 |
They have already hung their jackets on chairs. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4664 |
Remember "we sue at dawn"? The accountants you requisitioned to "count"er are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4665 |
We need to improve our interview process. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4666 |
When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth . . . oh, my fucking God! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4667 |
Is this the right place for auditions? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4668 |
I heard phone, not clone. Oh dear, you do look tired. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4669 |
The copy room's jammed again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4670 |
This is what happens when we run low on workers at the genetics lab |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4671 |
Did you send Otto to Duplicating again? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4672 |
I think the copier's on the fritz. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4673 |
Help! The hiring freeze unthawed unexpectedly! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4674 |
I know you gave me a picture of him, but there is a slight problem. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4675 |
I'll be there in a minute. There's a logjam at the copier. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4676 |
Quick! Turn off the 3-D copier! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4677 |
All I can say is once you see one Sir Dean you've seen them all. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4678 |
He's bald, with glasses and a mustache and is wearing a white shirt and tie? OK, I got this. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4679 |
I wanted drones, not clones! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4680 |
I need to speak to the recruitment department. Their diversity initiatives are not working. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4681 |
The male half of the Clone family has arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4682 |
Which Mr. Lemming would you care to speak to? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4683 |
Someone spilled water on Mr. Gizmo. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4684 |
I said 'Clowns!' |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4685 |
I'd like to place a delivery order. Five hundred pastrami on rye. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4686 |
I think the 3D printer is malfunctioning again |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4687 |
Bob's stuck in the clonatron again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4688 |
No, the 3D printer. Brent thought it just needed ink or something. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4689 |
The cloning program does work, but the sample to be copied could have been chosen more carefully . |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4690 |
Mr. Schnebly, the clone is more than a success. Will the original Mr Schnebly step forward. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4691 |
How do the new interviewees look? Seen one, seen 'em all. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4692 |
Boss, I think Mr. Jenkins misunderstood you when you asked him to obtain some LOANS for the office. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4693 |
Sir: the diversity meeting has just concluded. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4694 |
Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4695 |
Can you send someone up to the copy center? The 3-D printer has gone mad!! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4696 |
To which Mr. Smith do you wish to speak? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4697 |
The political convention is on break. How do I find Senator Thompson? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4698 |
Short-listing my short-list. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
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1 |
4699 |
The horror! The horror! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4700 |
Larry's from the fertility clinic are here to see you. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4701 |
How do I tell which one has the big cock? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4702 |
We're going to need more coffee. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
0 |
1 |
4703 |
I thought you said,"Make a clone call". |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4704 |
Chief? We sent Perkins from IT down to check out the 3D copier and...well, looks like it's malfunctioning pretty badly. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4705 |
I need help fast! The 3D printer is going berserk! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4706 |
Could you send another technician, please? The copier machine is acting up again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4707 |
We need a copier repairman repairman |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4708 |
Sir, I believe the "I wish I could be in more than one place at a time" you ordered has arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
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29 |
2 |
0 |
4709 |
Have H.R. ease up on their recruitment filters. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
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1 |
4710 |
I've a feeling this Hiring Diversity Meeting may face one or two challenges. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
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29 |
2 |
0 |
4711 |
Stop hitting copy! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
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1 |
4712 |
Can you be more specific about what you mean by, “a diverse and inclusive applicant pool?” |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
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1 |
4713 |
There's been a mistake. They sent in the clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
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29 |
2 |
0 |
4714 |
The Freds are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4715 |
Security! The Walking Ed has taken over accounting! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4716 |
The 3D printer seems to be malfunctioning again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4717 |
You won't believe this...the copier just went kerflooey again! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4718 |
Someone told them we had cookies up here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4719 |
You said he had a doppelganger. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4720 |
Mr. Withers? Your four o'clocks are here... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4721 |
Security? There seems to be a problem in the Hall of Mirrors. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4722 |
Ok! Can you describe him? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4723 |
Our 3D printer has gone overboard. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4724 |
Sir, we ordered too many accountants. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
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29 |
2 |
0 |
4725 |
I've got Phils. They're multiplying. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4726 |
Never mind. The copier's working fine now. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4727 |
Hello H.R? Who said "send in the clones?" |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4728 |
And your guess for the number of Mr. Jelly Beans in the container was, . . . what??? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4729 |
The c.p.a. Seminar just broke for lunch. Should I tell them now that lunch is not included? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4730 |
You'd better send someone downto look at the photocopier. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4731 |
I said scones, not clones! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
0 |
1 |
4732 |
Will the real Bald Doe please enter... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4733 |
Sir, the copier is doing it again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4734 |
We need him, but not Golden Handcuffs need him |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4735 |
Can you give me any other identifying features? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4736 |
I've heard of gender identity but never middle aged bald guy identity... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4737 |
I believe all those appli KENTS just arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4738 |
Call repair, the duplictaing machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4739 |
The Self-Reflection Conference is just getting out. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4740 |
Tell IT there's a problem with the copy machine again... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4741 |
I guess the casting call was too broad. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4742 |
You say it's an emergency and that Mr. Feldman is bald, has a mustache, wears glasses and has a tie. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4743 |
I don't know, hold on and I'll ask five of them the same question. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4744 |
Well, they have a diversity of perspectives. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4745 |
Hi, this is Barbara calling from inside the Matrix. Could you tell Agent Smith that his dad is here to see him? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4746 |
Red Alert! Compliance has cloned itself |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4747 |
...yeah, hi... this Marjorie Davis in Personnel. This is your last chance, Frank... enough messing with the 3D copier! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4748 |
Who let the docs out? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4749 |
My guess is that they are penguins incognito! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4750 |
I'm sorry. I can't get in to turn off the copier. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4751 |
The Edgars are here |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4752 |
I think your casting call for Groucho lookalikes is way out of hand, sir! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4753 |
Call for help! It's the Accounting Apocalypse! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4754 |
You asked for extras for the show, so here we are! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4755 |
Balding, glasses, striped tie. Got it. I'll see that he gets your message. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4756 |
OK, I'm liking this new approach to diversity. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4757 |
Yes Security? Something's off at the Cloning Department. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4758 |
Oh, yes... The copier IS working... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4759 |
I said, "The clone machine needs fixing--immediately!" |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4760 |
"The Zerox guy is here. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
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30 |
0 |
1 |
4761 |
I'm telling you, this new branch, it's like I'm in Being Non Malkovich. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4762 |
The World Conference on Human Cloning is going well, but we're running low on name tags. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4763 |
The clone masters contingency has arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4764 |
Herman tried to do a selfie on the copy machine. I think he broke it. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4765 |
Tell HR I think I've found the problem. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4766 |
The refugees from hurricane Dolly are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4767 |
I don't know, it's slow. A little more Miralax? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4768 |
I think we turned the cloning machine up too high! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4769 |
Can you be a little more specific about what he looks like? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4770 |
The audition call was for clowns, not clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4771 |
She's the clone arranger. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4772 |
I think we've been transported back to 1955. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4773 |
Hello, Ajax Theatrical Supply? How will I recognize Ryan and McConnell? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4774 |
I wished for few problems not new! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4775 |
Cancel the 3D print job. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4776 |
Sir, you did ask me to send in the clones, didn't you? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4777 |
Personally, I think R&D's cloning project has gotten out of hand. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4778 |
Tell your so-called genius Watson it’s a song from a musical, and this time spell it out. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4779 |
The new compliance standards are working like a charm. Unfortunately, the elevator is not. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4780 |
Come quick! Alfred's smartphone 3-D selfie camera is stuck in the COPY-PASTE mode. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4781 |
Match.com doesn't work this way. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4782 |
It's time for your meeting with Jefferies. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4783 |
The Dudes program is getting out of hand! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4784 |
I think our diversity program still needs a little work. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4785 |
Yes sir, the anonymous clowns meeting has just let out. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4786 |
We might want to rethink the facial recognition app, Bill. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4787 |
The copier's gone haywire again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4788 |
Which one?? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4789 |
It's a Gene thing. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4790 |
Cloning has its disadvantages! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4791 |
Your 3:333 o'clock is here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4792 |
The copy machine's malfunctioning again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4793 |
Service Department? Come quick--the #D printer is out of control again! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4794 |
The cast of "Meet The Clones" is just leaving. The room is free!" |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4795 |
... and this is a Déjà vu Gallery, devoted to identity theft victims. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4796 |
Hello, Security? I think we have had an, um, incident down in the cloning lab. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4797 |
I'll just bring in the best looking one first. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4798 |
Tell security I can't find the guy with the bowtie as yet. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4799 |
It's a bit strange but I think someone cloned Schmedley. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4800 |
The new 3-D printer seems to be working now. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4801 |
Yes, there seems to be some trouble with Mr. Tribble. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4802 |
Leslie, please turn off the copier! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4803 |
Cloning Central calling- how's your supply of graying toupees? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4804 |
Hello? The copier is broken again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4805 |
Tech Support? I think the copy machine is broken again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4806 |
I can't find him, all these white male executives looks the same. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4807 |
Thar all say they're here to run for Congress. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4808 |
Oh, no, they've all been brain washed |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4809 |
Which one of you fuckers is Mr. Smith? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4810 |
Yes, we hit the stop button but it's still turning him out. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4811 |
Jeremy, I found the Chinese IT Association meeting room |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4812 |
It's the Walking Ted from accounting. We need a larger room and entrails. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4813 |
I said to hire a millennial, not many Neal. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4814 |
Good news: the copier's fixed. Bad news: it now duplicates in ways in which it wasn't meant to. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4815 |
Marge, the 'Claim Adjuster Seminar' has just ended and I'm feeling very horny. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4816 |
Hold on, please. Senator Smith is just entering the room. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4817 |
No, our casting call doesn't include a height requirement. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4818 |
I have 25 identical morons auditioning for a stripper role. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4819 |
I.T., I think we have a problem. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4820 |
Looks like we aren't going to need the name tags, Cindy. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4821 |
Just to let you know that your cloning experiment was sort of a success. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4822 |
Did someone sneak in and use the DNA replicator, maybe Joe from Sales? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4823 |
Mr. Escher is here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4824 |
Sir, the Diversity Champs are here |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4825 |
Doctor, we have enough now for the call of volunteers for the consciousness study in self-awareness. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4826 |
Sir! We have a situation with the new 3D copier! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4827 |
They've been delivered, but they sure don't look like an Apple product to me. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4828 |
You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4829 |
Kathy, the ad said 'Three males; not females...' |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4830 |
I guess I didn't know what to expect when you said it was a "Bob" convention. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4831 |
The job applicants fit your ad description to a "T." |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4832 |
You better call the exterminator again....looks like the accountants are back. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4833 |
No, no; I texted "'clowns', Send in the clowns." |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4834 |
Im so glad we decided to call it Eau de Clone |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4835 |
And they're all named Waldo. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4836 |
Which one was from Harvard again? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4837 |
The new iClone is amazing. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4838 |
Remember when you said you wish you had more Hermans? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4839 |
Yes, they ordered three hundred, Agnes, can't imagine why. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4840 |
The new copier unit is not the model we ordered |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4841 |
Their father sells copiers. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4842 |
Quick. Get me the new iClone. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4843 |
Jeff's been playing with the copier again! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4844 |
Mr. Sondheim, we have a problem. They just sent in the clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4845 |
Yes, the Republicans have arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4846 |
Oh No! The photocopy machine is running wild again! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4847 |
All I said to him was to make sure next time he copied himself! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4848 |
The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4849 |
Ma'am, which of your husbands do you want to speak with again? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4850 |
The copy room is working at peak efficiency. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4851 |
We have a situation in the copy room. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4852 |
Apparently they're all called Waldo !. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4853 |
Copier malfunction on seven! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4854 |
'Send in the clowns?' I thought you said, 'send in the clones.' |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4855 |
I said I wanted you over for "tea," not infinity! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4856 |
Your 10 o' clocks are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4857 |
I think the copier is broken! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4858 |
Sir, the candidates that the Applicant Tracking System selected have arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4859 |
Dr Clone, when I said I wish we had another 100 accountants as good as Harold...... |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4860 |
Alexa just sent us 135 accountants. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4861 |
Balding, glasses, mustache, paunch. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4862 |
Unique and irreplaceable, I told the agency... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4863 |
Susan, send an exterminator down to the comptroller's office right away. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4864 |
" I told them the DNA for for this experiment was labeled under "T" for Tom Brady, what dimwit went into the "S" for Schlub" ? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4865 |
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4866 |
??????????????????????????????WHY'S??THERE??SO??MANY??BALD??DUDES??IN??THAT??ROOM??OMG???????????????????????????????????? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4867 |
Sir, the Phils are here to see you |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4868 |
There better be more to this new line of our male sex bots. WAY MORE. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4869 |
I've discovered why 'Send in the Clones' is playing on the office music system. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4870 |
No Alice, I'm pretty sure this is not what the Emperor expected when he ordered a Clone Army. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4871 |
Send in the CEO candidates! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4872 |
Some meeting's just ending - I think it's the Diversity Committee. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4873 |
I said, "Bring in the clowns," |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4874 |
What does the cross-dresser wear?? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4875 |
The Look-a-Like Contest finalists are just leaving. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4876 |
Challenge is, they all look alike to me. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4877 |
We've just finished "The Immortal Life of Henry Lacking". |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4878 |
Hey Boss, did you order a gross of Artie Gross's? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4879 |
I think you can stop production on the Groucho Marx disguise gag. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4880 |
Ok, we've got enough Mutt look-alikes, send in the Jeffs. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4881 |
The men's room has become too literal. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4882 |
Yes, it's impressive that it works, but was cloning NATHAN really the right choice? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4883 |
The 3D printer did it again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4884 |
Tell Chip that shutting down the cloning lab is going to be trickier than we thought. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4885 |
There's a problem in the controlled breeding lab. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4886 |
Security, security. I think we have a toupee thief in the building. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4887 |
He will be tied up all day, Mr. Krause. He has to pick a new hire. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4888 |
what is exactly this convention about again and who exactly am I interviewing for tonight's news grab. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4889 |
The copier is stuck again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4890 |
Sir, this is Ellen from cloning... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4891 |
The accounting temps are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4892 |
Seems they were finally able to reach a consensus! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4893 |
I can only describe it as "The March of the Pin-heads." |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4894 |
Randy has been fiddling with the cloning machine again. Seal the exits! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4895 |
Ok well how many is IT in Roman numerals? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4896 |
We cloned the wrong George Clooney |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4897 |
OK . . .which one? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4898 |
You have to come quick. The accountants arrived to consolidate our financial statements. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4899 |
Oh - you didn't get the memo that it is casual Friday |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4900 |
The gentleman with multiple personality disorder has arrived. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4901 |
Does our building insurance cover Cy clones? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4902 |
In my defense, office drones and office clones sounds so similar! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4903 |
How many interviews did you schedule for the hair transplant commercial! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4904 |
OMG the copy machine did it again! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4905 |
"high performer clones, these are what we need" - Corporate |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4906 |
The Xerox people are here. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4907 |
it's always a weird time when the centuplets come to town. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4908 |
I know, but remember that experiment you started before going on vacation? |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4909 |
Send IT up here fast. Thompson has been messing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4910 |
I'll send in the clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4911 |
The Xerox has gone horribly wrong. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4912 |
Oh yes, the cloning program has worked. I'm just not sure it is the best thing we have done! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4913 |
Casual Fridays were such a morale booster we thought we'd give Dad Bod Mondays a try. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4914 |
The new employee is playing with the copier again! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4915 |
I'm afraid we have a mutation in the mustache-gene pool. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4916 |
He's here ..the bald guy with a diagonal striped tie...now what do I do? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4917 |
He's on the move |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4918 |
Hello Staples, copy department? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4919 |
The subpoenas for Does 1-100 have been served. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4920 |
It's Nelson again, fooling around with the 3D printer. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4921 |
Gregory, I said to PHONE Mr. Braithwaite, not CLONE him! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4922 |
Yeah, I asked for Dolly. You sent Ed from Accounting. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4923 |
How can I tell? They look like brainless clones to me. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4924 |
Yes, I can also show them how to personalize their desktop wallpaper. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4925 |
I don't know -- penguins in disguise? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4926 |
Hello, Diversity Is Us? There's a problem with our order. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4927 |
Send somebody up from Tech, right away. We have an issue with the copier. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4928 |
The sticky note read '100 3-D copies TO Walter...not OF Walter!' |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4929 |
Fred - maybe our requirements listed in the job posting were too specific |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4930 |
Did you order a business incubator from Monsanto? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4931 |
Sorry sir, but Waldo has changed clothes |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4932 |
I don't think they were programmed for coffee breaks. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4933 |
There's a malfunctioning 3D printer. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4934 |
I'm sending in the clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4935 |
It looks like the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4936 |
The Miss America cloning failed. |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4937 |
I gotta call you back...Frank's been messing around with the 3-D printer again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4938 |
Sincere? Yes. Flattering? No. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4939 |
The 3-D copier works fine. Do you mind using it on the mens's room? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4940 |
Does the cloning machine have an off switch? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4941 |
B.N. Cloned Accounting Solutions - I can I help you ? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4942 |
President, " —," your Cabinet is here, ready to kiss your tusch. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4943 |
Sir, it's about that Costco purchase... |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4944 |
The whole Accounting Department is quitting! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4945 |
It was for U.S. border clones, not order clones. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4946 |
Which one used NOGAINE? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4947 |
Have you seen their jackets? |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4948 |
They all look like father, mother. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4949 |
Flashmob is rolling in the lobby, cue Gangnam Style over the PA in 5. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4950 |
Look, I said 50 extras, not 50s' extras on the set! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4951 |
I asked for only one duplicate copy. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4952 |
This is not what I meant when I asked for multiples. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4953 |
We should clone the lab too. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4954 |
Yes, the Clone Wars ARE starting. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4955 |
Hello? I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4956 |
They're baaack! |
1.0645 |
0.06452 |
31 |
30 |
0 |
1 |
4957 |
Remember when you asked me what could be worse than having old caterpillar lip working here? r |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4958 |
Next time try cloning someone a little less penguinesque. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4959 |
The Marksmen have arrived for the audition. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4960 |
Gladys, I think they got the memo. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4961 |
I think we've gone too far with the dress code policy. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4962 |
I'm tired of your ex-husband following you everywhere. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4963 |
Wait. Wait. I'm sure he said a purple shirt. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4964 |
Yes, they all have Trump ties. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4965 |
I don't care if Legal says it technically works as advertised. We're still not taking Hair Multiplier to market. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4966 |
Someone took my iPhoneX |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4967 |
The applicants are here. |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4968 |
OMG! 50-yearold hecatontads! |
1.0645 |
0.04485 |
31 |
29 |
2 |
0 |
4969 |
The director says each actor's outfit should represent men's fashion trend from each year of the past millennium. |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4970 |
Doesn't look right off as if they have cloned a super race |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4971 |
The bald, Groucho Marx look-alike contestants are here ! |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4972 |
The Gordons are here for their ten o'clock, sir, and I think the Harveys and Irvings are right behind them. |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4973 |
Mr. Baker found the new 3-D copier. |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4974 |
Hello, clones r us? |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4975 |
Your 2:00 Groupthink team is here. |
1.0625 |
0.04348 |
32 |
30 |
2 |
0 |
4976 |
'The Doe brothers are here." |
1.0606 |
0.06061 |
33 |
32 |
0 |
1 |
4977 |
Who let all these noseeeey men in? |
1.0606 |
0.04218 |
33 |
31 |
2 |
0 |
4978 |
I told you not to leave the cookies in the cloning machine. |
1.0606 |
0.04218 |
33 |
31 |
2 |
0 |
4979 |
Yes, They are all genetically identical in in every way |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
4980 |
They all look alike. Isn't that what you wanted? |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4981 |
It's speed dating, not cloning! |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4982 |
Who ordered a lot of losers? |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4983 |
Call you back -- it looks like our middle manager storage has just sprung a leak. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4984 |
Mr. Smith from accounting will meet you in the lobby. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4985 |
I'll need a better description, they all look the same to me. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4986 |
They all voted for Hillary. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4987 |
They're specifically asking for you Barbara. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4988 |
OH, HOLD ON A SECOND. HERE COMES MR.CLONE NOW. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4989 |
A scene from the failed horror film, 'Penguin Man Clones Himself' |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4990 |
The Trump clones are finally here ....but there's a problem. |
1.0588 |
0.04096 |
34 |
32 |
2 |
0 |
4991 |
Tell HR the 3-D printer is working. |
1.0571 |
0.03981 |
35 |
33 |
2 |
0 |
4992 |
It's the photocopier again. |
1.0571 |
0.03981 |
35 |
33 |
2 |
0 |
4993 |
Which one of you is Mr. Baldmidage Witglass |
1.0571 |
0.03981 |
35 |
33 |
2 |
0 |
4994 |
We have a problem. Call Disney. |
1.0556 |
0.03872 |
36 |
34 |
2 |
0 |
4995 |
Send Maintenance upstairs immediately! The button on the iClone is stuck again. |
1.0556 |
0.05556 |
36 |
35 |
0 |
1 |
4996 |
My husband's a reap trendsetter... |
1.0556 |
0.03872 |
36 |
34 |
2 |
0 |
4997 |
The revenue of the average Joe. |
1.0556 |
0.03872 |
36 |
34 |
2 |
0 |
4998 |
Are you sure this is the Latin dance group?!? |
1.0541 |
0.03769 |
37 |
35 |
2 |
0 |
4999 |
I'm going to have to call you back... 'not all men' has arrived. |
1.0541 |
0.03769 |
37 |
35 |
2 |
0 |
5000 |
I think the copier is acting up again. |
1.0541 |
0.03769 |
37 |
35 |
2 |
0 |
5001 |
Yessir. I've discovered why the Cloning Department is running over budget. |
1.0526 |
0.03671 |
38 |
36 |
2 |
0 |
5002 |
Wow! They fixed the clone machine |
1.0513 |
0.03578 |
39 |
37 |
2 |
0 |
5003 |
No, it doesn't look like he's lost any support. |
1.0476 |
0.03326 |
42 |
40 |
2 |
0 |
5004 |
Do not send in the clones. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5005 |
Can you tell Mr. Musk the copier's AI is upset again? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5006 |
You're right, accountants of a certain age do all look alike. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5007 |
The Kelly boys are here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5008 |
Please hurry, I think the copy macine in accounting is evolving. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5009 |
About the new 3D printer... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5010 |
Yeah,can we get someone down here to check the 3-D copier? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5011 |
Mr. President, your staff have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5012 |
He just left the copy room. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5013 |
The clown factory? I thought you said go to the clone factory. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5014 |
I said let's work on the DRONES, not the clones! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5015 |
We need more chairs for the self-actualization session. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5016 |
No, herbs--like basil. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5017 |
He voted for Pillory. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5018 |
Can you send someone up to the copier room? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5019 |
Is he the one with a fly on his head? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5020 |
Um..... Remember Dolly? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5021 |
Despite their differences, they have one important thing in common. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5022 |
Hello. Is that the photocopy engineer? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5023 |
It's spell check, Dave. I ordered 100 cones. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5024 |
I don't get it |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5025 |
I said clowns, not clones: bring on the clowns! Oh, and I was speaking figuratively. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5026 |
I DON'T THINK WORKING IN ROBOTICS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA1 |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5027 |
Sir, your no drinking policy has the staff "tying one on" in a different way. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5028 |
These bots have the wrong face on. Don't let Mr. Bell see them. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5029 |
Sir, there's a problem with the 3D printer... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5030 |
I found the Clone Convention ! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5031 |
You may sit anywhere - the name signs are all the same. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5032 |
It was love at first sight. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5033 |
The half-suits are arriving. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5034 |
Copy on that. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5035 |
Sir, I think someone left the 3D printer on all night. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5036 |
The 3-D printer is on the Fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5037 |
Trust me, I'll recognize George Clooney when I see him |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5038 |
Help. The 3-D printer is running amok. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5039 |
Clone him! I hardly know him! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5040 |
I think I know who stole our CRISPR toolkit. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5041 |
Hi, this is Kate from Clone Casting. We are ready to go here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5042 |
We found Eckersly, he was napping in the cloning machine. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5043 |
Quick, warn the CFO! The government has cloned IRS agents. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5044 |
The Assertive Accountancy class is just turning out ... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5045 |
I need more than white shirt and grey pant to track him. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5046 |
Well, the patriarchy has arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5047 |
Yes, Sally. Pick the best looking one. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5048 |
Just how many John Smiths did you ask to come in for interviews? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5049 |
Hello, customer service? Our 3D printer is on the fritz again |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5050 |
I did not say "Send in the clones". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5051 |
I'm going to need more than just bald, with a mustache and glasses. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5052 |
And they can all share the same benefits package! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5053 |
Sir, I ordered their jackets for the rally. They'll be alternating between Confederate Red, Supreme White, and Patriotic Blue. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5054 |
looking for "an average man" to play the role |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5055 |
Ok...the accounting department meeting just ended. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5056 |
Did you watch the Twin Peaks finale? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5057 |
Sir, I have good news and bad. The good, cloning works. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5058 |
Hello? Guiness Book of Records? What's your high water mark for the number of clones? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5059 |
Our company focus is marked individuality |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5060 |
The copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5061 |
You're right. We need to revisit our equal employment opportunity policy. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5062 |
It's the invasion of the body snatchers! I thought it was just my social security number and identity that was stolen! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5063 |
No, my eyes aren't deceiving me. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5064 |
Sorry Woody, the 3D printer seems to be stuck on Louis C.K. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5065 |
What does he look like? Oh, boy. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5066 |
I thought I specified in triplicate. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5067 |
The bewildereds are here in the lobby. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5068 |
Diversity is not our strong suit here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5069 |
Don't tell me there no such thing as cloning, I have a whole room of the same looking bookkeeper. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5070 |
Yes, we are ready for the face, voice, height and weight recognition as well as the dress code for Mr. Smith's computer, phone and door bell systems. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5071 |
The Xerox representatives are here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5072 |
"Yes Men R Us"... may I help you? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5073 |
Someone must have hit the "Continuous" button on the 3D printer. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5074 |
just bc others are doing it... does not mean you need to |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5075 |
No, not the coffee machine... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5076 |
I thought we were reproducing sheep! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5077 |
Hello H.R? Your cloning project in Accounting needs some supervision. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5078 |
They're filing out. Could you describe him again? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5079 |
The Penguin Accounting guys have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5080 |
I said make Hex Bugs, not Rex Scruggs. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5081 |
I think there is a problem with the new photo-copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5082 |
It looks like the Annual Accountants Luncheon is just letting out. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5083 |
Honey, I'll call you back...someone let out the C.P.A.s again...it's audit season. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5084 |
Mr. Luntz, the undecided voters are here for your town hall meeting. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5085 |
He told me he would be wearing a striped tie. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5086 |
I see Albert walking toward me now. Fortunately, the clones can't move, and he's made his escape. But will you please turn off the replicator? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5087 |
The clone app is a go. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5088 |
Check the cloning button - it's stuck! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5089 |
So this IS the 3D printer repairman? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5090 |
The Matrix is alive and well at MIT. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5091 |
Maybe if you could describe him a little... . |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5092 |
I think this is it, Susan. But first, remind me of Saturday's RSVP list... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5093 |
Something happened to the copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5094 |
I dunno- I think I'd call it a Klone Kar |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5095 |
Who did you say I should be on the lookout for? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5096 |
I'm just wondering who gave Ted the codes to the Time Machine? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5097 |
The Nonconformists International meeting just broke up |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5098 |
Uh oh. I must have touched that HDR icon on the camera and Fred burst again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5099 |
the democrats are here |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5100 |
Release is confirmed. So far not one has asked for directions. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5101 |
Can you let personnel the clone training just ended? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5102 |
Yes Jane, they're fine, but none of them has a pocket protector. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5103 |
I don't think a physical description is going to help you much. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5104 |
I didn't think ‘old crone’ convention could be right. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5105 |
Sir, your army of accountants have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5106 |
Yes, absolutely! We can, in fact, recommend independent directors for your board. Let us know if you need any chemicals certified as well. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5107 |
We have enough accountants, set the clone machine for stone cold killers. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5108 |
The cloning machine is malfunctioning. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5109 |
Be still my heart! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5110 |
It's the screen test for the film version of The Organization Man. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5111 |
Well, it actually a pretty average looking group this time. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5112 |
Central Casting? What if we skip the mustache? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5113 |
I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5114 |
We need a technician to the copier room! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5115 |
Hello, is this Clone-O-Matic repair? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5116 |
Please send a technician the copier is stuck again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5117 |
Let's tweak the wording on our next casting call notice. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5118 |
I found them. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5119 |
For the audition we asked for clowns, not clones! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5120 |
I was told not to think outside the box. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5121 |
Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5122 |
Harold's been made redundant. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5123 |
Mr. Kerlak has been sitting on the copy machine again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5124 |
I told Alexa I wanted 100 metal miniatures, not 100 middle managers! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5125 |
Sir, can we slow down on the CPA cloning? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5126 |
Face doubles are here, sir. Shall I get Robert's iPhone? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5127 |
Quick! Unplug the 3-D printer. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5128 |
We need a more diverse group to conduct the line-up |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5129 |
It's an overworked 3D printer kind of day. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5130 |
Taken by surprise, Pegg alerts Megg that the Herm have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5131 |
Yes, I'd like to speak to our diversity coordinator. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5132 |
Technical Service? Yes, I need assistance: the virtual reality feature on my new phone seems to be stuck on repeat in the Really Reality mode. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5133 |
Floor 10, sector C. We have renegades. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5134 |
He's been sitting on the copier again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5135 |
...then after the power came back on, there was a loud noise in the copy room where Louis was on the glass, making copies of his face. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5136 |
The copy machine is doing that thing again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5137 |
So, about your vacation at the Black Lodge, Bob... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5138 |
We have a glitch in the mimeocloning machine. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5139 |
The Harolds are here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5140 |
Yeah, it looks like they fixed the copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5141 |
Beta testing the Apple iClone. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5142 |
Do you happen to stock glass flooring? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5143 |
Hello, maintenance? The copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5144 |
Sir, it looks like we have another sausage fest on our hands! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5145 |
Sir, the new hires have finished their orientation. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5146 |
Smith just 3-D himself. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5147 |
Jeeves, welcome to the "Clones Club". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5148 |
So does he look like Walter Cronkite with a lot of time to kill? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5149 |
Mr. Dunder has cloned himself again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5150 |
Boss, I think there may be a problem with the Copy Center.... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5151 |
I think we need a more diverse lead character. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5152 |
They wanted to be able to share i-Phones. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5153 |
I have no idea what convention this is but it clearly is not the Nuns for Motorcycles convention that you asked me to cover. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5154 |
No,....I'm in LA. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5155 |
This is Hilda in the travel department. I thought we only sent one of Derek to Kamino. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5156 |
Cafeteria? How we fixed for milk toast? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5157 |
Yes sir, the iClone 9 you ordered is just about ready. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5158 |
Hello, IT? It's almost 5 pm and the copier is malfunctioning again! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5159 |
We need to reexamine our design. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5160 |
'The Association of Inspired Thinkers is arriving.' |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5161 |
Thank you for calling Goldberg, Ginsberg, Goldberg & Goldberg, Attorneys at Law. Which Mr. Goldberg do you wish to speak with? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5162 |
Call security, Harold's been messing with the 3D copier again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5163 |
I think our CRISPR formula may be flawed. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5164 |
Yes, the infestation has spread to this floor too! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5165 |
Looks like the Clone Department meeting is over. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5166 |
Sir, I think the company's drive on workforce diversity has taken a very wrong turn. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5167 |
"Unbelievable! The people that are showing up for the 'Hair growth seminar', they all look the same". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5168 |
Ed copied himself on the 3-D printer again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5169 |
Mr. James Smith? This call is for you! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5170 |
Cones! We ordered a gross of cones. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5171 |
No, I haven't seen Waldo yet. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5172 |
I'm afraid the job requirements were too detailed. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5173 |
The RNC's diversity committee just adjourned. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5174 |
It looks as though Tweeblefester has mastered the art of cloning. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5175 |
OMG, someone's been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5176 |
Can we get someone fromTech Support? The 3D printer has malfunctioned again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5177 |
Central casting, we requested preppie like and I believe our text autocorrected to penguin like ? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5178 |
Quick! Call the copier tech. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5179 |
Just how long have you been waiting? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5180 |
they all have mustaches |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5181 |
Just got to Cy's office. Talk to you later. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5182 |
Will the real Mr. Jones please come here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5183 |
Um, George Cloney is here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5184 |
I was mutter-hummming. Send in the clowns must have beeen misunderstood. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5185 |
I asked you to send over about 30 clowns for the carnival -- not clones!!! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5186 |
The iPhone says: 'Will the real Dr. Watson please step forward? ' |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5187 |
The contestants for the "look alike" contest have arrived |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5188 |
Ladies night at Applebee's. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5189 |
I'm waiting to the left of the elevator I don't know if I'll recognize you from your LinkedIn Photo |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5190 |
Hi, it's Sam. Could you please put me through to Genetics? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5191 |
I said we want "Here's Groucho!" not every Marx brother who ever lived! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5192 |
Yes, Team Bland has arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5193 |
I hate the Monday after Fashion Week. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5194 |
I can report that project clone has exceeded expectations! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5195 |
Which one is Steve again? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5196 |
The 3D copier is on the fritz again, but this time I know the culprit. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5197 |
I think you better call Xerox. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5198 |
I have stumbled on an episode of Actuaries Gone Wild |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5199 |
The Revenge Of Thomas Dewey Who Lost The 1948 Presidential Election To Harry Truman Perhaps Because Of Anti Moustache Bias (If Not Allegation Of Wedding Cake Groom Lookalike). |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5200 |
The Axelrods have gotten loose again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5201 |
I may sound jaded, but they're all the same... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5202 |
He's here, alright. I think. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5203 |
Maintenance? The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5204 |
Whoa, who authorized the release of the clones? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5205 |
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5206 |
Yes sir, your leadership is definitely infectious. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5207 |
Sir, your guinea pigs for the hair growth product have arrived! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5208 |
How many clones have you ordered, sir? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5209 |
This time I think Bob really needs to Synergize. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5210 |
I think the copier is broken! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5211 |
Wait, we cloned the one male feminist in the company? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5212 |
911? We're being invaded |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5213 |
I specifically ordered them with shirt pockets and protectors |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5214 |
HR's diversity program is toast. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5215 |
Attention CEOs! Your tax cut is on its way.". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5216 |
I'll tell them, sir. A tax auditor's job is never done. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5217 |
Looks like Melvin has been fucking with the 3-D printer again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5218 |
I don't know, Smitty --- they all look the same to me? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5219 |
That new 3-d printer is brought again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5220 |
His usual big presence, he's collecting himself now; unblended currently... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5221 |
Looks like the cloning trial went a little too well. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5222 |
All the arrivals are dressed alike. Could you describe him, please? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5223 |
Did someone request a temp from The Sorcerer's Accountant? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5224 |
I think the new printer works a little too good. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5225 |
Burning Man is so tight. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5226 |
Ummm, about that special project we've been incubating... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5227 |
Recruiting? Emergency... we need to relax how detailed we made the position description! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5228 |
I think my boss is testing me. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5229 |
Where's Mr. Waldo? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5230 |
His name is "Sam"? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5231 |
The Account bots are loose again! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5232 |
I said 5 Harolds, not 500. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5233 |
He's tall, bald and is wearing grey pants, white shirt and a striped tie. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5234 |
Yes, the clones *are* footloose... but at the moment they're not quite fancy-free. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5235 |
Are we hosting free mustache trimmings, today? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5236 |
Your Shortly order has arrived, sir. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5237 |
I am telling you there is no accounting for them. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5238 |
I'll have to call you back, Larry from accounts is having some trouble with the photocopier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5239 |
Well, it is especially hard to be the only woman in a conference about cloning. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5240 |
Looks like the merger between Doppelgangers and Clones has been finalized |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5241 |
Omg the Matrix is real... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5242 |
Tell HR they can turn off the 3-D printer now. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5243 |
Your 1:00 appointment is here, I think. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5244 |
Our Family Referral program needs a non-clones clause. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5245 |
Sir ...When we were out in the warehouse, earlier - were you squeezing the Charmin, when you said 'I wish I had a hundred more like me?' |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5246 |
Sir the delegation for Penguins Lives Matter is here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5247 |
The accountants have gotten loose! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5248 |
Boss, we have an HR problem in the Duplicating Department. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5249 |
He fixed the copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5250 |
The 3D printer seems to be having a problem. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5251 |
I don't know who they are. They just keep repeating, "Say the magic word and win $50". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5252 |
I thought you'd solve our little 3D-printer issue. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5253 |
Hello, Match.com, I didn't think you meant this kind of matching. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5254 |
Casting here. The balding mustached accountants with no waistline are here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5255 |
I'm having a hard time distinguishing Mr. Smith from the crowd |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5256 |
You REALLY did mean Cy Clones were on the way? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5257 |
Mother, I know I need to remove my dating profile from Clone.com. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5258 |
Well, the accountants are all on time but I don't see anyone from sales yet. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5259 |
Mr. Musk will not be pleased. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5260 |
I wish these geneticists would stop cloning around |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5261 |
That man is here again. This time en force. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5262 |
I think there's a problem with the copy machine. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5263 |
Does anyone have schematics for a border wall? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5264 |
Are these the men in the Grey Flannel Suits? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5265 |
They quantify but do they qualify for the job. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5266 |
Gentlemen, welcome to Acme Assembly Line, Inc. Our product is one of a ....forget it. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5267 |
Accountants all look alike to me. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5268 |
No, my client requested a clown troupe, not a clone troupe! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5269 |
The Diversity and Inclusion task force meeting just broke up. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5270 |
I think our Carl copier is on the fritz. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5271 |
Mr. Ferrell, you need to get down to underwriting. Someone's released all the Dennises. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5272 |
OMG, who let the robots loose? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5273 |
Exactly how many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5274 |
Sir, it's Mr. Elliot our first cloning patient; he has a few questions. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5275 |
That's right. It's from a scene from "The Apartment." Only no Jack Lemmon. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5276 |
Well, the good news is that our HR target marketing campaign is working... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5277 |
Casting - I said several Walter Mitty types, not seventy. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5278 |
Congress is in recess and looking for direction. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5279 |
I set out some food for one stray accountant, and now we're completely overrun. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5280 |
IT? There seems to be a bug in the new copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5281 |
Sir, I'm afraid Mr. Cheney has been fooling around with the copy machine again! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5282 |
bring in the clones |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5283 |
The good news is that I think I finally know what "stanning" means. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5284 |
The repairmen are here for the copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5285 |
Yes, IT Help Desk? It appears that the copier machine is malfunctioning again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5286 |
Susan, where's Waldo? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5287 |
For God's sake don't let Donald Trump get wind of this! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5288 |
Your replacement is here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5289 |
What's the brand name of these men? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5290 |
Looks the team building workshop was a success. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5291 |
The old grouch division is here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5292 |
I think this is the group from the "You Can Be Me" workshop. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5293 |
The pack of Stanley's have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5294 |
Something's going on in the copy room. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5295 |
Let me find one who can massage my feet, then Accounting can have the rest. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5296 |
Help! Our cloning device is stuck. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5297 |
Either it's a doppelganger nightmare or he fell into the 3D printer. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5298 |
Swamp creatures. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5299 |
Where’d we buy that copier? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5300 |
"Might be time to update the job description". |
1.0385 |
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5301 |
No, sir, they say they aren't clones, but they do all "No, sir, they say they aren't clones, but they all do answer to 'Rodney'. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
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0 |
5302 |
So I missed the dress code memo. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5303 |
They're deadlocked over jury selection. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5304 |
I think somebody called in the clones. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5305 |
The boys from the Copy Room are here. |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5306 |
We seem to have a run on ties today. |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5307 |
I'll have to call you back, I think I'm in a mantrap. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5308 |
Get me rewrite! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5309 |
I think I found some more redundancies!! |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5310 |
I found the compliance training. |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5311 |
Sir, it looks like the annual NFL head coaches meeting is just ending now. |
1.0385 |
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0 |
5312 |
How many times did you call Xerox? |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5313 |
Will the real Dr. Livingston, I presume come forward. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5314 |
The invoice says "clowns". Must have been autocorrect. |
1.0385 |
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0 |
5315 |
And by the looks of their ties I'd say they are all either engineers or accountants. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5316 |
I know I asked you to send in the clones...but don't bother, they're here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5317 |
It's every person named David in the Fortune 500. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5318 |
I'm going to have a hard time locating Mr. Smith |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5319 |
March of the Penguins |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5320 |
The fall CPA bloom is a doozy this year. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5321 |
I'm here Mr. Jones but I can't tell pick you out from all your clones. Give me some kind of sign! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5322 |
They sent over clones instead of clowns. |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5323 |
They're all here for the George Clooney Look-alike Contest. |
1.0385 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5324 |
The Harrys are going to lunch. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5325 |
I think this cloning is out of control. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5326 |
Herbie's been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5327 |
Uh Jim? Yeah, you might wanna head down to Compliance. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5328 |
The cloning was successful, we have a new supply of Robbie dolls. |
1.0385 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5329 |
Quimby's at it with the 3-D copier again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5330 |
I thought you said Bob was wearing a white shirt. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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1 |
0 |
5331 |
We might have been a little TOO specific in the job qualifications. |
1.0385 |
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1 |
0 |
5332 |
Dan's here...yeah. Hang on, I'll find him. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5333 |
I thought we'd ordered only one copy of Mr Chairman. |
1.0385 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5334 |
He'll be right out. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5335 |
Uh oh, the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5336 |
I know you like our "every man" logo but it's gotten out of hand. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5337 |
We have to fix that copy and paste setting on the Cloning machine in Research |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5338 |
I'm telling you, this clone program is ready for marketing. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5339 |
I think the printer is broken. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5340 |
Tech support? The cloner auto-off is broken again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5341 |
I need to report a problem with my copier. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5342 |
The copier's broken |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5343 |
How many Equivalent Heads did we ask for? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5344 |
This culture fit thing is getting out of hand |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5345 |
The Berman Hundruplets have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5346 |
The robots arrived. But I thouight you ordered assorted. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5347 |
Mr. Tarantino, I think there was a mistake in the casting ad. They printed "Homely Type" instead of "Comely Type"! |
1.0385 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5348 |
Cologne? I thought you said "clone". |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5349 |
Your 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00....hell, they're all here |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5350 |
Should I deny the charges of nepotism? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5351 |
I thought the casting call was for Beauty, not the Beast... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5352 |
Sir, the candidates for the Bald-Headed League have arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5353 |
I told you to get me an account with amazon prime, not accountants standing in line!" |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5354 |
Clones?! I asked you to send in the clowns(add bold and italics to clowns)! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5355 |
Never let IT use the copy room, I said. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5356 |
Maintenance? The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5357 |
I asked for "Bob" from tech! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5358 |
The Thomas Crown affair |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5359 |
Yup, it looks like the copier's gone bonkers, again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5360 |
Honestly, I am baffled myself. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5361 |
The prototype cloning device is stuck again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5362 |
The lab succeeded in cloning more than just Dolly the sheep.. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5363 |
On behalf of the entire elementary school — we miss the DREAMers, too. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
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25 |
1 |
0 |
5364 |
A clown closet. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5365 |
Next time, make sure to run the magician's headshot by me before he starts cloning himself. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5366 |
Remember all those middle-men we cut out? They're back! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5367 |
We can't get rid of him! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5368 |
I know Neo's retired, but call him anyway! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5369 |
The copy machine's on the fritz again. Could you send down the cute guy in accounting. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5370 |
Al is here and unaccounted for. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5371 |
My computer matchmaking picks are here. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5372 |
Boss, firing the Head of the Cloning Department just got really complicated. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5373 |
Copy machine's broken again |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5374 |
I said '100 apple pies', not '100 average white guys'! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5375 |
The copy machine has gone crazy. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5376 |
The 3D Printer is broken again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5377 |
If you thought our cloning research had too many bean-counters involved, you're in for a big surprise. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5378 |
Seriously, Marcie. There is something wrong with the copier. Send IT down here ASAP. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5379 |
If I was lost, I'd know it ...? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5380 |
Dr. Scott. . .I'm definitely experiencing some kind of Blade Runner meets Dilbert psychotic break." |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5381 |
You said MBA convention, I thought Multiple Birth Association. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5382 |
What do you mean, I'm limited in my scope of applicant selection? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5383 |
Your call for conformity met all expectations. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5384 |
Looks like the 3-D printer has gone awry again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5385 |
Please alert security that the research staff has succeeded with their replication project. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5386 |
IT? The copy machine is doing it again! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5387 |
All I said was, 'We're ready for you now, Mr. Feldman.' |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5388 |
How many did you order, maam? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5389 |
The 3D printer seems to be malfunctioning |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5390 |
When I ordered the shipment of aged whites, I was taking about wine! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5391 |
Honey, you're going to have to be more specific. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5392 |
Payroll? It's the CFO. You are not going to like this... |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5393 |
Oh no, they cloned the wrong one. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5394 |
They are here to protest Bernie's single payer bill. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5395 |
I need the copier repair man repair man. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5396 |
Of all the men, why would you clone Phil?! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5397 |
Yes, he's coming out of .the meeting now. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5398 |
Tech Support? I think the 3-D Printer has run amok. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5399 |
"Double-booking" this room is not the half of it. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5400 |
I think we have identified your demographic. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5401 |
The Dorkbot consignment has arrived! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5402 |
You're right, Madge, they are all alike. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5403 |
Could somebody please turn off the Herbert Clonemaker 3000 ? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5404 |
I told you we need two-factor authentication. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5405 |
The copy machine's gone berserk! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5406 |
I found the room where the copying machine is kept. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5407 |
"ACME RENT-A-MODEL, how may I help you?" "Yes, this is Helen at VIDEO ADS-R-US. I ordered just ONE, and the "Middle-Aged Male Accountants" JUST KEEP COMING AND COMING?????" "Yes Helen, you put the ONE in the Gross Column! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5408 |
We need to make this casting call a little less generic. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5409 |
I only asked for John Smith |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5410 |
the copier is fixed |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5411 |
Internet's down in accounting! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5412 |
Hello? Hello! Is this the Cloning Research Department?! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5413 |
I dunno...it all started when over the intercom someone started singing "Send in the Clones! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5414 |
The photocopier should not be used for personal purposes. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5415 |
Professor Dr. Hans von Clone and his family have just arrived. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5416 |
Where is the "Diversity in the Office" workshop being held? |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5417 |
Exactly--and we're going to need another 9 cases of mustache wax. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5418 |
Yes Sir, Miriam here, I think I found those 'seed pods' your son Jimmy left here in your office ... they've seemed to have hatched. Yes, I did say 'hatched'. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5419 |
The Sons of Herrington meeting has just adjourned. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5420 |
This Diversity Training Workshop is going be one for the record books. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5421 |
We've a midlife crisis on our hands. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5422 |
Gary, it looks like the copier is acting up again. |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5423 |
Come quickly, the copier is on the fritz again! |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5424 |
They showed The Matrix for movie night |
1.0385 |
0.03922 |
26 |
25 |
1 |
0 |
5425 |
Figaro? Figaro! |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5426 |
I'm not sure which undistinguished, anonymous schmuck you're looking for. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5427 |
Yes sir - this has to be a sequel - 'Men in Paunch'. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5428 |
He calls himself PC. PC Load Letter. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5429 |
We'll need to replace the 3-D printer cartridge |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5430 |
Hey we have a problem. I made a mistake on that Prime order yesterday... |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5431 |
The Diversity Committee meeting is over already! |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5432 |
Seriously George, stop trying to sell your ties on Craiglist. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5433 |
And they're all asking for tuna fish. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5434 |
We need 2000 briefcases in a hurry. Try Amazon. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5435 |
The iPhone X test subjects have arrived. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5436 |
...on another note, they got the cloning machine working again. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5437 |
Go easy on the Old Spice. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5438 |
The Republican National Committee meeting has just broken up. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5439 |
Yep. The copier's acting up again. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5440 |
Which mr. Which Mr. Smith? |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5441 |
It looks like the Earl machine has gone haywire again.... |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5442 |
The copier's on the blink again. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5443 |
So...how long was he standing at the copier? |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5444 |
Help! They're multiplying! |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5445 |
You can turn off the clone machine now. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5446 |
Tell me again. How do penguins do it? |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5447 |
We are ready to start judging for the accounting department's 'Most Flashy Costume' competition. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5448 |
These men don't belong in our non-conformity ward. |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5449 |
You KNOW I'm afraid of clones! |
1.0370 |
0.03774 |
27 |
26 |
1 |
0 |
5450 |
Oh, the duplexer isn't the problem... |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5451 |
Yeah, I don't see any out of the box direction from this agency. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5452 |
Well I'll ask one of the Johnson octuplets. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5453 |
Oh, I think I found the Russian troll farm, from that elections. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5454 |
They look like accountants to me. They have w-a-y too much charisma to be actuaries. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5455 |
Yes Sir, the conformist delegation appears to have arrived. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5456 |
Yes, the consultants are here. |
1.0357 |
0.03637 |
28 |
27 |
1 |
0 |
5457 |
I said we needed a George Clooney type; not George Costanza! |
1.0345 |
0.03509 |
29 |
28 |
1 |
0 |
5458 |
Ah, the cartoon character cloning device is malfunctioning again. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat... |
1.0323 |
0.03279 |
31 |
30 |
1 |
0 |
5459 |
Sir, they made all the robots look like Herbert! |
1.0312 |
0.03175 |
32 |
31 |
1 |
0 |
5460 |
Alert - AI copy machine malfunction |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5461 |
Oh no -- someone please unplug our 3D printer while I am still on hold with tech support. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5462 |
The cloning committee seems to have reached a consensus. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5463 |
Sorry, it looks like the Women's Health Policy Committee just adjourned for the day. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5464 |
The men are just coming out of the meeting on employee dress code and grooming. It seems they agreed |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5465 |
Your clones are here. They're looking for a bigger conference room. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5466 |
I don't know which one to fuck first. Or I don't know which to **** first. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5467 |
This new batch isn't exactly what we ordered. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5468 |
Stop now! Your 'cutting and pasting' IS working! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5469 |
Scottish Dolly must be turning in her grave. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5470 |
Yes, it's been seventeen years, time flies. The cicadas are coming to drown out Trump - do you hear the wings flapping? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5471 |
holy moly!! the 3D printer went berserk !! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5472 |
Our bookkeepers have lost count of our accountants. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5473 |
Looks like the copy machine's on the fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5474 |
The IT department is messing with the photocopier again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5475 |
Bad news sir,somebody left the 3 D printer on repeat over night . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5476 |
The Matrix Retirees: "Morpheus, the line was traced, I don't know how." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5477 |
'bout time clones are coming out. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5478 |
Tell me how many wet blankets you'll need for the party and then we'll discuss the cost. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5479 |
The contacts I just picked up -- were they for Frye or Fly? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5480 |
Betty, please tell the Sorcerer his apprentice has an emergency in Accounting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5481 |
I'm sorry. All pencil pushers look alike to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5482 |
Introductions lasted 3 minutes. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5483 |
George? George? For god's sake, this is not funny. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5484 |
The producer is mad, he asked for goatees. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5485 |
There appears to be a technical malfunction in the copy room. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5486 |
The contestants for the ugliest clone contest are coming out now. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5487 |
Senior management position interviews: men wait to the left, women to the right. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5488 |
hey the minos are out of the meeting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5489 |
I thought our goal was diversity not regurgency. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5490 |
How soon can the 3D printer repairperson get here? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5491 |
Honestly mother, I don't know if I'm tripping balls or the engineers finally built that quantum workstation he was demanding. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5492 |
His name's on the list for the self-discovery workshop, so I paged him. And guess what? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5493 |
These recycled clones will be deployed soon to Afghanistan. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5494 |
Apparently, there was a typo in the ad. Instead of "party-face clown" it read "pasty-face clone". |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5495 |
The Dickersons are back. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5496 |
Casting call for The Fungibles. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5497 |
The look alike contestants have arrived |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5498 |
Copier's busted. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5499 |
Yeah, Fred just got here, I like what he's done with his hair! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5500 |
Who told you to send in the clones ? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5501 |
We're down here at the copy room now... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5502 |
No Janice, I did not see Attack of the Clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5503 |
We're going to need two hundred identical offices. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5504 |
Is this the New York Times? You need to know that we are having an invasion of The Organization Men. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5505 |
I placed an order for pens, not peons! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5506 |
Your 2:30 appointments are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5507 |
Did Xerox book the conference room ? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5508 |
Plan B, use clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5509 |
The new apprentice said something about using a push broom to clean up in there. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5510 |
I think the 3-D printer has gone AI. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5511 |
Hello, IT? Our copier is on the fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5512 |
We're having a bit of an issue with the new copier. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5513 |
Will the real Groucho Marx step please? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5514 |
Hey, Mabel! Remember Fred, our HR Director, and his cloning experiment? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5515 |
Charlie, the photocopier is down again.... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5516 |
Hmm. Which Joe is really mine? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5517 |
Hello, Xerox? We need a service technician ASAP. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5518 |
Dad: "We may not get accurate results from the focus group" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5519 |
...and my headline is, "Can I Do It 'Til I Need Glasses?" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5520 |
IS THERE ANYONE HERE NOT CLAIMING TO BE WOODY ALLEN'S SON? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5521 |
We didn't have a choice. He still uses a Blackberry. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5522 |
They're multiplying! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5523 |
Would you proactively facilitate a paradigm shift for the 3D printer? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5524 |
Could you send someone up from Maintenance...the 3D printer is on the blink again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5525 |
There are many identical men. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5526 |
Quick, call the head of security. Feldman is multiplying again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5527 |
Call the caterers...quick! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5528 |
Lets reschedule the Mr. Clone interview until after the holidays! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5529 |
Yeah, they all look the same, except one guy doesn't have any pants on. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5530 |
Something odd is happening in the copy room! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5531 |
No, I ordered five dozen scones, not five dozen clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5532 |
They are complaining that the building is cookie cutter. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5533 |
I repeat. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat . . . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5534 |
Shall I send in the clones? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5535 |
Sorry you'll have to be more specific, all middle aged, white men look the same to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5536 |
Balding, glasses, mustache, stripe tie...what color? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5537 |
Anne, if you laid your clutch of eggs underneath the toilet seat, I may have accidentally fertilized them. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5538 |
Mr Smith? He's coming out of the Cloning Convention now. I'll have him call you back...as soon as I find him. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5539 |
Sorry - gotta go. I just arrived at the Irving Convention. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5540 |
No, no, no! I said "Marx" not "max"! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5541 |
Governor, it looks like FEMA sent enough people to cover the disaster. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5542 |
The copier's acting up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5543 |
Hold it guys. Casting is one flight up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5544 |
Unexpected presence |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5545 |
You'll notice me, I'm the handsome fellow one in the group! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5546 |
I'd like to report a..uh..what's the opposite of a threat? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5547 |
Costume Dept? Judy Collins here. I'm telling you, somebody got it all wrong. I said to send in the CLOWNS not the CLONES! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5548 |
Who knew that there would so many guys that would want to play Walter Mitty? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5549 |
Looks like the 3D printer in Accounting needs service again |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5550 |
Mr Duke? I think your apocalypse just spilled into the green room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5551 |
There's a 'Barry' here to see you. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5552 |
They say they're here to install the 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5553 |
So, exactly which Mr. Clooney did that lock of hair come from? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5554 |
I have defeated you before." "Yes, but as you can see things have not changed. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5555 |
the government just closed down! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5556 |
Listen, strong diversity can be difficult. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5557 |
The Lemmings Corporation "Dazed and Confused" Seminar has just ended. Shall I contact the Meeting Management that the room is now available? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5558 |
I believe it's bring your clone to work day. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5559 |
The cloning experiment appears to be a success, sort of. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
5560 |
so yeah this stinky motherfucker just waltzed through here are cloned his stupid ass, carol. yeah i know that the cloning machine is off limits but i didn't see him |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5561 |
That's right. Just leaving the coral now. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5562 |
Apparently, the new gal in HR has a type... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5563 |
I've got to go - a few of my ex-husbands just showed up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5564 |
This is NOT what I meant by ‘radical changes to our diversity policy.' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5565 |
You can turn off the clone machine now. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5566 |
Welcome to the Trump Campaign focus group. Everyone's opinion matters. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5567 |
I said to send in the clowns not clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5568 |
The conference room is available now. The Diversity Committee has adjourned. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5569 |
Putting on a disguise for your new i-phone will not work |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5570 |
Remember how you said if we hired that guy it would be "more of the same"? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5571 |
I'm thinking that 3D printer wasn't such a great idea. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5572 |
Mr. Armbrooster is misusing the 3D printer again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5573 |
Find out who replaced tax accountants for sex robots, stat! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5574 |
Something went wrong, we were supposed to clone our major donors! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5575 |
Never ever make jokes about birthday cake in the break room! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5576 |
I think we've overcloned that clerk!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5577 |
You are bald, have a mustache, wearing glasses and a stripe tie. I will wait by the door for you and will see you soon! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5578 |
I pressed the "More Tax Accountants" button like always; the damn thing's doing some kind of Sorcerer's Apprentice thing. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5579 |
The gentleman from Clone-A-Nerd are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5580 |
For The Accountant II, what shall I do with Agent Smith before we start filming today? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5581 |
No, my profile said I was looking for a Joe Six-pack. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5582 |
Note to IT: Mating my PC with the copier and 3D printer was perhaps a bad idea. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5583 |
The Poindexters you ordered are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5584 |
We need to review our cloneowners insurance. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5585 |
Only old white men. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5586 |
Ya, Bob got stuck in the copy machine again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5587 |
Hello, H.R.? mmmm you might want to come up to the 5th floor. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5588 |
Send the Xerox guy up to accounting, ASAP. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5589 |
Quick! We need A limitless supply of identical toupees. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5590 |
Her name may be plain Mrs. Smith, but she is much sought after. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5591 |
There is a terrorist attack on the West Wing. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
5592 |
Marketing, it looks like Accounting already has a corporate image. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5593 |
Yes, sir, I can confirm the Swallows have returned to Capistrano. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5594 |
Oops. We called for Big mustasches and Big neckties! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5595 |
What Happened |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5596 |
The sheep are loose again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5597 |
Stu, the Freds are out again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5598 |
I'd like to register a complaint about my washing machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5599 |
Did you call for the Xerox man? |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5600 |
The cloning machine is acting up again |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5601 |
SECURTY ? GET UP HERE ASAP ! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5602 |
This roster is all greek to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5603 |
The GMO bean counter crop is in. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5604 |
Has anyone seen Gordon from accounting? - he has a small head, moustache, balding, glasses, striped tie and wears a red Fez... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5605 |
I don't know sir. This is scary, sir, isn't it? Sir, isn't? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5606 |
I believe you are full of yourselves |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5607 |
Hurry over. The duplicating machine is malfunctioning again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5608 |
There seems to be a problem with our printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5609 |
Mr. Snyder? Ed's been at the 3D printer again... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5610 |
Yes, the George Tooker photo shoot just ended, boss. Shall I send them down for lunch? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5611 |
The cloning experiment has gone awry -- they're all hunting for papers to push and we don't have nearly enough to go around! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5612 |
I knew we shouldn't have ordered our accountants from Costco. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5613 |
Can you tell Connie in HR to ease up a bit on details in her newspaper job descriptions? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5614 |
How long will it take you to fix the copy machine? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5615 |
The bowling pins have arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5616 |
Oh God the world is unwinding............. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5617 |
You may not believe this, but I forgot to turn off the cloning machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5618 |
Picking the best 1990's Jeffrey Tambor look-a-like will not be easy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5619 |
It's Stanley reunion. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5620 |
Clooney, not Looney. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5621 |
How many interviews we have for blind people ! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5622 |
The rhinoceros are here for the audition. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5623 |
He's busy. Can I take a proclamation? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
5624 |
Herb's clones are creating a HR nightmare! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5625 |
Well, yes, we definitely are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY employer (They all fit the functionality of the positions we have available). |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5626 |
Is this what artificial intelligence looks like? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5627 |
I hope your cold is getting better sir. A quick question - Did you order 50 iClones for the staff? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5628 |
It looks like the Clone family reunion has arrived |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5629 |
The accountants are going on strike. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5630 |
Someone hit the 'Repeat' button on our Dr. Phil cloning machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5631 |
Oh Gosh! Would rather lose my job to that damned robot who is responsible for this than answer to so many egg-heads!!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5632 |
This is not what 'Culture and Media' was to be about. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5633 |
Staples, I placed an order for 50 ball point pens, and you sent me 50 bald men again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5634 |
I don't care how many clones of yourself you make, we will still find you and bring you to justice. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5635 |
Oh great, we asked for Coolio lookalikes and instead they sent us a bunch of Mel Cooleys. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5636 |
Smith and Brothers is here to see you. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5637 |
No. I said, "Send in the clowns. There aught to be clowns." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5638 |
The clones have arrived, but they're listless, again... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5639 |
You’re right, I hate concept art, too! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5640 |
Yes, Mr. Hungadunga is here... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5641 |
No, not angry, they're just chanting "Expandem Pants changed my personality." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5642 |
Text support for the copier, please! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5643 |
They didn't say, but I think it's Amazon. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5644 |
He used the cloning option on his new iPhone. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5645 |
Yes, I know our visitor is Agent Smith -- but which Agent Smith are we expecting? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5646 |
Mr. Cook, the facial recognition testers are here, but we may need a few more iPhones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5647 |
they're all asking for cake. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5648 |
You'll never guess who was singing "Send in the Clones".... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5649 |
Harry's been meditating in the conference room again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5650 |
Seriously, this is the group Apple engineers should have met a couple of months ago! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5651 |
Mr. Falberg, I think you better come down to the lab right away. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5652 |
To the CEO, cloning works! Now to be more selective in our choice of a subject. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5653 |
Mr Dobolina, Mr Bob Dobolina... has multiplied in the past two hours. Test is successful, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5654 |
I should have known this would happen when I upgraded to an iClone X. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5655 |
Look, all I can tell you is that grumpy, middle age accountants are multiplying and marching on the executive suites. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5656 |
The copier's going crazy again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5657 |
I think our want ad was spot on! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5658 |
The cookie cutter's working all right! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5659 |
No, just like your cellphone, you have to press the power button twice to stop the clone machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5660 |
Annoying as hell. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5661 |
Not slim or shady, send security immediately! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5662 |
I understand. Even in my office, people are all the same. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5663 |
You better get down here quick. It looks like the bioengineers have been messing with the 3-D printer again. We have hundreds of guys all looking alike and claiming to be Sid from Accounting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5664 |
I don't think face ID is faulty. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5665 |
Get me the Diversity Director. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5666 |
The conference on human cloning appears to be a major success! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5667 |
I need tech backup on 37. Mr. Chauncey has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5668 |
We have all kinds here, some bald, some with glasses, some with facial hair, some with beer bellies. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5669 |
You DID say, 'Send in the clones,' right, sir? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5670 |
Does your Robert have any other unique identifiers? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5671 |
Sorry Ma'am, we are out of stock on Brad's but we still have plenty of Bobs left. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5672 |
Will the real (not so) slim shady please stand up? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5673 |
Our Marx machine is broken. It no longer produces Karls. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5674 |
Get that copier repairman back here, stat. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5675 |
Steve's done it again... He's making a point about casual Friday's. This time they're not wearing jackets. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5676 |
'Sir, the photocopier has broken again' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5677 |
Uh Oh, Jim tried photo-copying himself again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5678 |
It's the family of man. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5679 |
Turn it off! Turn off the cloner! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5680 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Boxley; I forgot to turn off the clone machine |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5681 |
Just how specific was that ad you placed for the new accounting position, Sir? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5682 |
Hello IT? Yes, someone cloned themselves with the 3D Printer again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5683 |
I hope there is enough room at lunch! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5684 |
Hello Zerox? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5685 |
"The |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5686 |
Yup. No, I saw. Looks like Bob tried to fix the Copier again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5687 |
John? You have a phone call. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5688 |
Those other guys in there have no style |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5689 |
Wasn't the accounting convention scheduled for next week? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5690 |
The spores have germinated. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5691 |
Well, it looks like the cloning workshop just wrapped up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5692 |
I did not miss John! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5693 |
No, I mean, like, literally literally all the same. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5694 |
Yes, the pocketless shirt models are here for the photo shoot. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5695 |
A homogeneous sample?Of course we guard against that. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5696 |
All the accountants just went out on strike - for more fun. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5697 |
Agent Smith has really let himself go! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5698 |
How many "mustache removal kits" do we have in stock? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5699 |
Doppel hacked into the 3D printer to evade his termination notice. We've been duped. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5700 |
Why would anyone want to clone this guy? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5701 |
Yes and they are all different |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5702 |
Thankfully, we'll only have to interview only one of the clones for all the job openings. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5703 |
I believe the Xerox machine is fixed, Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5704 |
Agent Smith hasn't aged well. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5705 |
Hello Apple, I think we found a problem with the face recognition program! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5706 |
"Yes, hi, someone left the door unlocked to the Engineering Division again". |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5707 |
I said, 'Phone Eugene, not Clone Eugene!' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5708 |
Looks like President Trump's Cabinet Meeting is breaking up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5709 |
Tell me you didn't send Fritz to fix the copier |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5710 |
We're getting overcome by institutional redundancy |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5711 |
Frank's been playing with the 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5712 |
The cloning isn't working out quite the way we expected. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5713 |
I asked you to send more PHONES not more CLONES! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5714 |
I think you misunderstood my order, I didn't want him cloned I wanted to order him a drone. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5715 |
They're ALL named Melvin, boss. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5716 |
These shoes are killing me |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5717 |
hello Apple HQ ? we've discovered a bit of an issue with the new iphone |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5718 |
They have finally come to a decision? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5719 |
Please stop the 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5720 |
My god. Copier went berserk |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5721 |
I found Mr Lemming |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5722 |
Landlady, I Must Ask you a question |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5723 |
Um, no, Im fine. I haven't seen him. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5724 |
Oct. 7, 1996: “Oh no! Zippy and the Nation of Pinheads have assimilated. They’re Republicans!” |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5725 |
Our best programmer has cloned himself. The bad news is they all have his bladder problem. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5726 |
That's a wrap for Matrix XV. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5727 |
I'm sorry to bother you maam, but I just wanted to let you know they have breached the cervix and while it's often hard to tell at this point, they seem to promise offspring with actuarial skills. Should I send them up? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5728 |
This batch of worker drones won't demonstrate our commitment to diversity. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5729 |
Did I press the "copy" button? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5730 |
Turn off the 3D printer the position is filled. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5731 |
The cloning machine keeps making unwanted copies. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5732 |
Hey Rick, you'd better get down here asap..the copy machine has gone a little haywire! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5733 |
I'm quite sure Farnsworth's been playing with the 3D printer again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5734 |
You said that I could meet some fashionistas here? All I see are clones of my husband |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5735 |
A CLOWN convention? I'm sorry sir, I thought you wanted me to organize a CLONE convention! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5736 |
What does Bob look like? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5737 |
I need you to come down here right away. I think I found him and him and him and him ......... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5738 |
I'm here with your memo for Phil Brown. Can you describe him? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5739 |
Human Resources policy is going retrospective this year. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5740 |
You'll never believe it, I think your hair style is finally popular! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5741 |
I think there's been a misunderstanding--Mr. Farthington did not say "send in the clones." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5742 |
We're getting some fresh new talent in to work on this one. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5743 |
Gerald, stop playing with the 3-D printer! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5744 |
Yes, we have a malfunctioning copier on 5. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5745 |
Yes Sir, the Monotony Anonymous meeting is just about to start. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5746 |
Come see what they will allow us to have . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5747 |
It arppears someone said 'Send in the Clones.' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5748 |
My 3-D printer's on the Fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5749 |
Human Resources, can you expand the accounting department for all of the Herb clones? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5750 |
Has someone been playing with our new 3 D copier? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5751 |
I was just kidding when I said Harry should clone himself. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5752 |
Tell HR the new applicant vetting protocol is clearly rigorous but might need toning down a bit. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5753 |
At least we don't have to worry about climate change inside. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5754 |
They told me they're promoting from within |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5755 |
Mr. Dawkins, the job candidates for 'Millennial's Interests & Trends' researcher are waiting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5756 |
Now I know why their Plan B looks very much like their Plan A. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5757 |
No, I don't think our candidate profile was too specific. If we just keep interviewing, we're bound to find the right person for the job. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5758 |
Hello, copier repair service? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5759 |
You said you needed those copies stapled. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
5760 |
Hello, Professor Dinky? Your cloning machine has the hiccups again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5761 |
I was supposed to meet you outside the copier room… |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5762 |
Uhh, Boss, about that 3-D multifunction printer you bought........... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5763 |
I think the cloning machine on the fourth floor went berserk. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5764 |
It looks like they're upping the dress code |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5765 |
Hello, Xerox? We have a situation here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5766 |
Help desk? I think we're having a problem with the copier. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5767 |
We need to replace the old 3D printer, ASAP. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5768 |
You'll have to give me time. Waldo isn't wearing his striped shirt. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5769 |
Hi Roslyn, your casting call for " Game of Clones" is ready to go! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5770 |
Hello I.T. , this is Joyce from the printing department. Can you send someone over we appear to be having issues with the new 'Quantum' copy machines AGAIN! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5771 |
I think the copier is acting up again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5772 |
His replicants are here. Send in their drones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5773 |
Mr. Meyers, the cloning machine seems to be stuck. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5774 |
Will someone please turn off the 3-D printer!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5775 |
The Sorcerer's Apprentice from the Paul Dukas Agency has arrived........ |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5776 |
Ummm...about your project in the incubator? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5777 |
Well, from the expression on their faces, yes sir, your speech was clearly well received. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5778 |
Jenkins is here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5779 |
Uh...about HR's new application review process... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5780 |
Okay, does he have a small Hitler-like mustache, a striped tie, granny-glasses, a long sleeved white shirt, casual dress pants and oxfords? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5781 |
Panic in the 3D copy room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5782 |
"The sneetches" By Dr. Suess (The human version) |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5783 |
It's a clown invation |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5784 |
Hey Joan, cancel zip recruiter. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5785 |
Ready for the identity parade? |
1.0000 |
0.03922 |
26 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
5786 |
I'm down in the accloneting department |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5787 |
Officer, we have a major case of identity theft. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5788 |
I said 'out with Redundancy', not in! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5789 |
They all have does fervent last names but the same first name. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5790 |
A little too much chlorine in the applicant pool. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5791 |
Quick, close down the clone experiment! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5792 |
All he wanted was a clone of himself, but the lab thought otherwise. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5793 |
Hi Boss -- the morning session of the First Clone Congress is just breaking for lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5794 |
I just stumbled across the mother load of 'Undercover Boss.' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5795 |
Hold on, let me see if I can find him. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5796 |
Clone 46, calling Clone 46. Come out. Net-Date has found a perfect match. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5797 |
There's something amiss with the copier repair guy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5798 |
Received my Sept 11 edition only today. I would have entered: He stopped donating last year |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5799 |
I'll get it to him immediately |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5800 |
Did someone request "Send in the Clones?" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5801 |
The accounting department got loose, again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5802 |
There is something wrong with the copier. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5803 |
No! No! I asked for clowns not clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5804 |
A bunch of guys saying they're from "fashion 404" - I'm not buying it |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5805 |
...Sausages. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
5806 |
I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Honey. Believe it or not, I may have a touch of WilfordBrimleyitis myself... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5807 |
I don't know....none of these really look like a 'Rex' to me. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5808 |
Okay, I'll check for flies |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5809 |
Ever since the cloning experiment, Harald has been beside himself with worry. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5810 |
They're here, that stuff really worked! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5811 |
You want Mr. Clones.? Which one ? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5812 |
Yes, that's correct. We have finally succeeded in conforming our work force. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5813 |
Uhhhh, Bob from sales is glitching again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5814 |
Somebody left the cloner on. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5815 |
The Russians have hacked the new 3D printer software to print out copies of Herb in Accounting |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5816 |
I thought I'd know his face anywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5817 |
Give me another minute. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5818 |
Yes Sir, Mr. Green from Robo Call is here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5819 |
Phil got into the copy room again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5820 |
The copier repairman is done, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5821 |
Yeah, we have a nerd Matrix on our hands. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5822 |
It looks like the office is being invaded by the nefarious "Executive Dopple Gangbangers!" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5823 |
That copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5824 |
Did you turn off the cloner last night? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5825 |
When I asked if we had a cyclone, I didn't mean Simon. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5826 |
We're going to need more toner... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5827 |
I said 'man' not 'men'. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5828 |
The copy machine's broken again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5829 |
I said we needed British extras not nebbish. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5830 |
It's official. In vitro fertilization babies are now grown and are taking over the world. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5831 |
I think our copy machine is broken sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5832 |
Oh boy, one glance at my phone and I'm doomed. Kinda like when crossing a busy intersection without a glance. -Stay focused |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5833 |
No no no! I said the printer was low on TONER! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5834 |
"Can you spot the difference" game in real life |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5835 |
Nobody told me we were being audited. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5836 |
My audition list asks for clowns, not clones! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5837 |
When you said I'd be working withGay Clones I pictured something different. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5838 |
And then lastly Stanley went with himself over Brad Pitt. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5839 |
The training was successful. I can already see the results. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5840 |
Did 1 program 100 instead of 1? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5841 |
The photocopy machine I must be down again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5842 |
Personnel? I thought we agreed to close the position, not to clone it. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5843 |
Yes, I'm calling with an update on the diversity initiative... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5844 |
I think we might have a problem with the 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5845 |
The new iphone is called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5846 |
Describe for me again any distinguishing features. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5847 |
No, no! The audition was for a thousand clowns. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5848 |
Walters, Walters everywhere, sir. I could really use a drink. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5849 |
The office Manions have arrived, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5850 |
Gotta go, the Norman Conquest just arrived... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5851 |
I'm afraid Hotchkiss has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5852 |
The 3-D printer is fixed. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5853 |
Boss, We have a problem in the copy room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5854 |
Think bald, white men, instead of Tribbles! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5855 |
The conference room will available shortly. the gene-cloning meeting is just breaking up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5856 |
No, I didn't know there was dress code for the faces. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5857 |
I ordered clown actors not cloned actuaries. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5858 |
Hey Janet, you sons just dropped by to say hello. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5859 |
The actors are here to audition for the leading role in the Dr. Phil biopic. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5860 |
Maybe I do have tonsider online dating |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5861 |
No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5862 |
Let me call you back, I think I might have just died and gone to heaven. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5863 |
Better send up someone from maintenance, the 3-D copier is stuck on again... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5864 |
I have no idea! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5865 |
The 3DMachine is out of order again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5866 |
Yes, for the annual employee children’s party. Clowns, I said. Lots of clowns. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5867 |
But they're cousins, identical cousins... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5868 |
I brought my brothers and friends. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5869 |
Did you really receive this many resumes for the Empty Suit position? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5870 |
Someone forgot to shut off the clone machine and I'm pretty sure I know who it was. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5871 |
I think you over did it with the clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5872 |
Maura Pfefferman callbacks |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5873 |
Please get me the laboratory REAL quick? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5874 |
The meeting's broken, but Mr. Strepshyer appears to still be inside. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5875 |
I'd like to increase my employee stock option contribution. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5876 |
Doctor, all the volunteers for the clones' disease trial are apparently here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5877 |
Honey, I'm going to need my brown high-tops pdq. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5878 |
No. No. None of them will do. Hitler was shorter. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5879 |
Sir, we've been pranked again. Last week it was all the pizzas from Dominos, now someone called Account Temps! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5880 |
Gotta go. The Bobs are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5881 |
Where's Baldo? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5882 |
It looks like the copy machine is broken again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5883 |
There's been a mistake on my order. I asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5884 |
You better get down here. Cosgrove has been cloning himself again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5885 |
The copier's doing that thing again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5886 |
I found an accountant |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5887 |
Someone better get to the copy room. Our diversity numbers are going into the toilet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5888 |
I told you not to let anyone below a 6 use the clone machine! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5889 |
Apparently they're under the impression that the auditions for Westworld are today! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5890 |
Oscar has been playing with the cloning machine again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5891 |
Just keep your nostrils open for Chanel Eau Vive. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5892 |
I need an urgent check of the clone army order submission packet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5893 |
I think the copy machine is broken. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5894 |
Is there a Groucho Marx in the room? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5895 |
We caught him putting a hex on his rival in Accounting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5896 |
They said the clone army was ordered by the Clinton administration for use in the impending labor shortage. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5897 |
It seems, sir, straight geeks are coming out. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5898 |
Analog Tinder. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5899 |
How many interviews did you schedule for the hair restoration advertisement ?! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5900 |
I warned him the copier was acting up, but of course he wouldn't listen. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5901 |
Yes sir, your identical twin search is going well. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5902 |
When they said I'm a diversity hire they weren't kidding. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5903 |
Did you invite a Mega-man or mega-men? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5904 |
Sir...I thought we only ordered one "Ted" it appears as if there was a mistake on the invoice. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5905 |
Ma'am, the wealthy yet sensitive underwear models from eHarmony are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5906 |
What memo? I did include, some even have diverse thoughts! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5907 |
How do I cancel the last job on the 3D printer? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5908 |
It looks like the diversity initiative could use a little more work. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
5909 |
Would the real Mr. Pricewater please step forward? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5910 |
You must have u had a great Casting Call or Merlin the magician has come back to play the Sorcerer in the lobby. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5911 |
Tony's pest control? We have s serious infestation. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5912 |
The copy guy is here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5913 |
When you told Jackson, "Make 1500 copies," you didn't say "hard." They came out sort of pudgy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5914 |
Yes, single bedroom. No, no pets allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5915 |
The accountants are here. Where should I hide them? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5916 |
I told you he had a split personality. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5917 |
Thanks for the great job with casting, Jane. This is going to be best anarcho-communist radfem remake of The Human Centipede ever. |
1.0000 |
0.04082 |
25 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
5918 |
The copy machine is acting weird again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5919 |
Send a technician up. The Clone-O-Matic 600 may have an issue. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5920 |
Yeah, looks like the 'chinos' focus group in just getting out. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5921 |
Do you own a copy of "Where's Waldo? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5922 |
I think I finally found all the Waldo's.... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5923 |
I said I needed clowns not clones! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5924 |
I ordered heavy body paper... PAPER! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5925 |
Bob? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5926 |
I'm looking ahead to the 2nd generation 'Clooney Clones'. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5927 |
Can you send the copier key operator to my office immediately? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5928 |
Tell the president his body doubles have arrived, but I don't think he will be happy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5929 |
Looks like Bob added a few too many zeros on the ClonerCopier™ again |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5930 |
You only get diversity credit when you partner with someone different |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
5931 |
Looks like the Antarctic contingent has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5932 |
He didn't think the 3D printer could do it. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5933 |
How much do you like Larry? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5934 |
The 23andMe meet-up has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5935 |
I'm having a serious problem with my Tinder Printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5936 |
Clones-R-Us, how may I help you? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5937 |
Come quick. I think we have a cloning problem. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5938 |
They're heeeere! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5939 |
Hello? Team Xerox? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5940 |
1. I'm much better Mr. Perkins, this cold medicine does miracles. 2. I agree Mr. Perkins, we need to improve our diversity program in the Accounting. 3. It must be Chinese delegation, they all look the same. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5941 |
No Tonto, you reached the Clone Arranger. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5942 |
There ought to be clowns, right? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5943 |
Printer Is Coming |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5944 |
That applicant for the accounting position is here.. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5945 |
I'm going to need a little more information before I can start this interview! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5946 |
Remind me about that new workforce development program. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5947 |
Check the copy machine! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5948 |
Looks like the "Thinking outside the square" workshop is breaking for lunch |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5949 |
The pod people are here to see the podiatrist. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5950 |
People, we are looking for someone who stands out in a crowd. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5951 |
Hannah, could you escort Ron to the meeting room. He has round glasses and a moustache. He's balding but he's a great guy. Thanks much - Beeep. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5952 |
That dream I've been having where The Office and The Matrix worlds collide has come true. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5953 |
They sent in the clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5954 |
Yes, Xerox?. ...we have a problem |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5955 |
I said Game of Thrones audition! Get these clones out of here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5956 |
I'm sending out my drones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5957 |
We left the engineers near the reactor too long. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5958 |
Looks like the credit freezes were not nearly enough |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5959 |
Good God, It looks like Harding from Human Resources has gone viral! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5960 |
I think this morning's workshop on diversity is going to be a tough sell. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5961 |
Someone kicked the accounting department again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5962 |
It looks like our 3D printer is out of toner. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5963 |
We're one Herman Johnston short at the Herman Johnston convention. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5964 |
Stop the cloning ! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5965 |
The original is older, so I'll check their age. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5966 |
Your selfie clones are on their way. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5967 |
Can you get Tech up here? Mr. Carter is stuck in the 3D printer again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5968 |
It's happening again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5969 |
No, it's not that you don't look like your picture. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5970 |
A mixed reaction to the temporary layoffs, I would say, from befuddled and speechless to non-aggressive and calm. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5971 |
Dot Com is all grown up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5972 |
Did you say handlebar moustaches? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5973 |
The robots have arrived and you're not going to believe who they look like! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5974 |
Remember 40 years ago? Remember telling that quack he could try cloning you but it would never work? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5975 |
They had trouble getting here but I thought it would be best to leave well enough alone. They told me they would leave well enough together, thank you very much. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5976 |
Do we really need so many accountants? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5977 |
Sir? It's Margaret from R&D. I think Dr. Hibble in the cloning lab has had a breakthrough. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5978 |
Turn off the copy I meant phone Bill !! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5979 |
You won't have any trouble remembering their names. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5980 |
Good grief! Talk about white-collar cockroaches... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5981 |
Remember when you said you wished that all our employees were like Bob? Well....... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5982 |
The copier's on the blink again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5983 |
I always thought that life was about 'finding yourself,'but now I see it's about 'creating' yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5984 |
I've stumbled upon a bad case of groupthink. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5985 |
No the cloning is working great. I just wish you could've chosen a better looking guy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5986 |
Please shut down the clone lab--right now! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5987 |
Stocks are up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5988 |
The lock broke on the baby boomer storage room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5989 |
Yes, I called the copier repairman! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5990 |
It makes sense now- the workload had intensified as if my boss had been cloned. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5991 |
Will the autism spectrum social therapy group please exit to the right? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5992 |
Joe Schmos? Maybe you can give me a middle initial? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5993 |
Even the guy in the darker pants is not that distinctive! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
5994 |
Yes, accountant knows how to multiply. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5995 |
Sorry to bother you, Ma'am, but those gentlemen from the old Matrix movies are asking for another sequel. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5996 |
I'm afraid Mr. Clooney is not here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5997 |
Yes, you just walked in. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5998 |
R & D needs a gross of toupes. Stat. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
5999 |
You know how Harold was in a rush to make those hundred copies himself? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6000 |
No, these are definitely not the droids I was looking for. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6001 |
Looks like someone learned to use the cloning machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6002 |
Gosh, Sally, the doppelganger experiement went viral. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6003 |
Please remember to close the door when you leave the echo chamber experiment. The Teds are wandering into the hallway and you know how they like Splenda packets. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6004 |
Hello, this is Rhoda Gaine. Please change my username for your dating service and use my full first name. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6005 |
Hello, service? Something's gone wrong with the copier! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6006 |
We have a problem. Someone put the euthanasia machine on Reverse. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6007 |
Mary, it's the office plague, Clone Disease that's been going around. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6008 |
The Casting Call Sheet was accidentally posted in accounting again, wasn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6009 |
Hello, tech support? Our engineer is stuck in the 3-D printer again. No, it won't turn off. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6010 |
Damn you Amazon!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6011 |
Sir, did you tell the new girl you wanted a lot of jimmies with your ice cream? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6012 |
The Clones Are In Town, Sir |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6013 |
Security? Not really an emergency, but the accountants are out of their cages again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6014 |
But Amazon Prime is supposed to include free shipping. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6015 |
I think they stayed in there way too long |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6016 |
Looks like the Xerox machine is busted again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6017 |
The "be yourself" convention was a huge failure. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6018 |
Security, we need a lock installed on the 3D copier. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6019 |
This year's annual diversity training is in room 203. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6020 |
I said that we needed herbs, not Herbs... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6021 |
Which one speaks English? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6022 |
James Smith - it should be easy to find your body double |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6023 |
Apparently, someone in the copy room has managed to clone Marvin Tweedy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6024 |
Now they all want to jump off a cliff. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6025 |
Which one is not a clone. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6026 |
Hurry! Ted in accounting is caught in the 3D printer! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6027 |
The copier is all tied up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6028 |
Hi doc? I'd like to confirm side effects of that prescription you gave. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6029 |
No, so far it's only the Dicks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6030 |
Emergency! The cloning synthesizer is stuck! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6031 |
The photocopier is doing that thing again... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6032 |
Please line up in the order you were cloned. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6033 |
Is more than one Herb a "gaggle?" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6034 |
Did you say the copy room was next to Doug's office or inside Doug's office? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
6035 |
Job creation seems to be working fine but where's the simpler tax code? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6036 |
"I can just see him and he will be out any second.......I'll let him know his Twin Brother has arrived". |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6037 |
Who let Fred from the mailroom inside the cloning machine? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6038 |
A bunch of guys with moustaches just showed up, and they say they know you. Should I let them in? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6039 |
I'm afraid your emailed invitation blast worked. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6040 |
Where should I direct the Council on Women's Health? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6041 |
I can’t find any good single men. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6042 |
I pushed the wrong button on the new copier. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6043 |
Actually, I think it's the plague of a "million Lionels" |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6044 |
I'm not cloning around, they're all escaping. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6045 |
The tryouts for the 'Orphan Black' sequel are in Room 5. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6046 |
Did someone back there forget to turn the cloner off? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6047 |
The out of focus group has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6048 |
Sir, the intern forgot to reset the cloner back to 1 again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6049 |
We have a problem with the sex robots. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6050 |
Hello, I.T.? ... I'm afraid the 3-D printer is acting up again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6051 |
I think Herb from Accounting found the cloning device. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6052 |
Did you call the temp service looking for accountants? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6053 |
Priscilla, everybody loved your fudge date bars. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6054 |
The cloning machine has gone haywire. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6055 |
Yeah, well, now they're down here on the 10th floor. I'm going to tell them there's cake on 8. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6056 |
I think Joe broke the copy machine again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6057 |
I'd like to cancel my order for the HAL 9000. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6058 |
Hello, maintenance? The copy machine's doing it again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6059 |
This is Phyllis in cloning. I can't seem to locate the original Mr. Peterson. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6060 |
It costs more to dress them in different clothes? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6061 |
Thanks for sending in the clones! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6062 |
You know how Herman used to copy his face when we first got the Xerox machine? Well, he found the new 3-D printer... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6063 |
They all seem to know each other and they are not interested in being "that guy." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6064 |
The leader of the nerds is here to see you. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6065 |
Remember when I thought I was seeing double? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6066 |
The finalists for the zombie accountant position have arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6067 |
The engineers have arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6068 |
Please send help. The duplicating Dodo is back, again. |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
6069 |
Call copier repair immediately! |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6070 |
Hello, I'd like to report a case of schizophrenia. I think it's the worst we've seen so far. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6071 |
Can you please fix this jam? Mhm. NOT the copier, the copies! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6072 |
Humdrum alert! I repeat: humdrum alert! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6073 |
Maintenance? Could you send someone to repair the cloning machine? It's stuck on print again! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6074 |
Department of cloning? It happened again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6075 |
Uh, the clone machine is broken again |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6076 |
Be careful what you wish for! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6077 |
Boss, Byron goofed again with the clone duplicating machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6078 |
They value conformity but I'm not so sure on diversity. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6079 |
At this company, anybody could be a diversity candidate. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6080 |
Get me the lab, stat! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6081 |
Clone Arranger, please. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6082 |
Who sent in these clowns? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6083 |
Yes sir, the science teachers are all here now." |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6084 |
Gentlemen, if you can all come in and find your seats, we can start with the reproduction of your selfie with Paul Ryan from when you were interning 30 years ago. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6085 |
Please tell Mr. Cheney he can stop now? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6086 |
1 mustache, 2 mustache, 3 mustache, 4 .... 5 mustache, 6 mustache, 7 mustache ... BUT, NO, NO more! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6087 |
It has to be asexual procreation! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6088 |
The Schwartz kilotuplets have arrived for their appointment. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6089 |
Our accountant clone protocol has been breached! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6090 |
That lecture on equality in the workplace must've been a doozy. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6091 |
Somebody turned on the cloning machine again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6092 |
Sir... I ordered the wrong tie... |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6093 |
I know, I know, but they all have the same photo ID. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6094 |
Tech support? Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6095 |
Yes Tom they all look alike" . " Yes Tom they all look alike." "But for the life of me I can't think of anything to write. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6096 |
Did you say to send in the clones? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6097 |
The Doppelganger's are here to see you sir |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6098 |
I was just kidding when I requested a clone of him. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6099 |
Hi, this is Marge in Finance. I think our Xerox machine is on the fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6100 |
Central casting? Exactly how many Marx brothers did you ask for? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6101 |
Not him, you idiot! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6102 |
Security to the copier room!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6103 |
It must be genetic--my egg just kept dividing . . . |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
6104 |
Maintenance? I think there might be a problem with the toilet on the third floor. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6105 |
DACA's of Yesteryear: Ylu have to go back into the Xerox |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6106 |
They're all now just arriving! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6107 |
Gentlemen, the invite actually said Mustafa convention. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6108 |
Yes, great turnout, but I had to order a retinal scanner |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6109 |
We took away their phones. It will take them about two weeks of rehab to regain the ability to speak. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6110 |
He got caught in the selfie loop again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6111 |
The extras are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6112 |
Have you seen my twin brother? About yea high, small head.... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6113 |
Cancel 3D printing copies for middle manager! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6114 |
At least we won't need to worry about succession planning. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6115 |
You're kidding! All of these clones make more than me? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6116 |
Doctor, I'm sorry to inform you that your birth serum for older women has very serious side effects |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6117 |
think I opened the door to a gaggle of fake news reporters. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6118 |
Looks like we need a cleanup in the cloning lab. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6119 |
He's here and he's here and he's here .... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6120 |
Chief, how literally should I take your instructions to interview a wide variety of different people attending this conference? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6121 |
Craig, the beta testers for your extreme Face I.D. test are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6122 |
The cloning experiment has gone absolutely haywire. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6123 |
Should I send them up to the roof for the lemming convention? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6124 |
It must be bring your clone to work day. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6125 |
I said 'no more corporate clones'. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6126 |
The new iClone is selling like hot cakes. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6127 |
Apparently, his iPhone wasn't the only thing that got cloned. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6128 |
THE DAMN 3D COPIER IS RUNNING WILD AGAIN. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6129 |
I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6130 |
OK hold for Dr Jones. The cloning meeting is just ending. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6131 |
You'd better check whether these outfits qualify for the "Get one free" sale. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6132 |
“How many Walter Koldens did we order?” Note: I googled for 20 minutes and found NO Walter Koldens. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6133 |
Could you ask Human Resources to call Bob W.'s cell phone so I can tell him he's our robotics guy? |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
6134 |
I think it's going to take more than their Social Security numbers to distinguish them! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6135 |
Do you remember when you said you were glad God broke the mold and only one George was born? Well..... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6136 |
OK, so what was that mustache hair count again? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6137 |
I believe your your 10 o'clock - Mr. Clone - is here.... |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6138 |
I think Stan from Accounting got a hold of that dang 3D printer again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6139 |
Sir, "The Joke Nose and Glasses" meeting has ended and the room is ready for the "Fake Teeth" group |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6140 |
John, it's Susan. Agent Smith is here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6141 |
Am I on drugs? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6142 |
I think the new machine is broken. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6143 |
Looks like the new 3D printer has been working overtime. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6144 |
Oh no, the look alike virus struck again |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6145 |
To clone, or not to clone, that is the question. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6146 |
Hi. The photocopy machine needs an adjustment. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6147 |
Session Two for Designer Babies is starting next door. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6148 |
Is this "Clones Are Us?" Give me the service department, please! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6149 |
Right, whoever's been playing with the 3-D printer can just knock it off. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6150 |
I can't find him. His clones are all wearing clothes. And they all claim to be Joe. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6151 |
you all keep "looking the other way" I might have to hire temp service people. or train animals. to enjoyed my company " someone will" ????? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6152 |
Can you believe it, Marge? I can't hire an assistant, and Accounting is standing room only. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6153 |
The 3-D printer has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6154 |
Copy that! The subjects for the facial recognition software are coming right up. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6155 |
IT? The clone app is stuck on Leo. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6156 |
Well, you said we needed a hundred more employees like Mr. Milquetoast so I took care of it, |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6157 |
You didn't mention MPD when he said he'd bring his alter ego |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6158 |
The Clones' reunion is over. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6159 |
Mrs Johnson, do you remember that wish you made a few days ago? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6160 |
The writers from Orphan Black are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6161 |
I said clone the wheat, not clone Pete. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6162 |
Boop Beep Ball Boo Buu |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6163 |
I'm sure you said "Send in the clones"! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6164 |
Something's wrong. I'm sure you said facetiously, 'Send in the clowns,' not 'Send in the clones.' |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6165 |
There he is! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6166 |
Please put Miss Epstein on the line, I need to report a clear violation of EEOC guidelines. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6167 |
Quick. The replicator has malfunctioned again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6168 |
Could you send someone over? The copy machine is acting up again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6169 |
It appears that the copier's gone rogue. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6170 |
You're sure this 3D printer is exempt from identify theft violations? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6171 |
I'm afraid I'm busy that weekend also. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6172 |
OK, I get the joke about "diversity abounds in the accounting department" |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6173 |
Julie, the copier is broken again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6174 |
I think the fax machine has gone rogue. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6175 |
On my copy it clearly says "Cones." |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6176 |
It's Maggie in the Cloning Lab. Alerting you that Dr. Smith has abandoned the whole dating/marriage/kids personal reproduction schema. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6177 |
I think someone punched the wrong button on the copy machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6178 |
The Clone brothers are here for their audition. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6179 |
911, yes, come quick, someone cloned Dr. Phil. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6180 |
Hurry, hurry, Fred must be caught in the duplicating machine..... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6181 |
Your experiment worked! The clones are all here now. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6182 |
There's been a mix-up, we only wanted one Kevin |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6183 |
Accounting has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6184 |
Yes, I.T. --- we've got a real problem with that new 3-D copier you installed . . . |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6185 |
How many nerds did I call for? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6186 |
Helen, all the guys who fit your profile on the dating site showed up and there might be a problem. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6187 |
Hey, I thought you only sent one person for the job. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6188 |
They've come for their red Swingline stapler. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6189 |
You didn't tell me there were this many Bob's! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6190 |
No sir. I don't know which one is Bearnie. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6191 |
We need 183 traditional fit navy blazers, 44 regular, ASAP. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6192 |
No, I meant for you to test the device on the other Gary, the cute one in shipping. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6193 |
Sir, your Hermans have arrived |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6194 |
I ordered the Freds but they only sent Larrys |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6195 |
The next employee diversity report is going to be brutal. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6196 |
The Escape from the Xerox Room |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6197 |
Three hundred processed cheese on white bread, STAT ! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6198 |
I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The clone war, the clone attack, plague - call it what you like. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6199 |
911 what is your emergency? Albert fell into the 3D copier again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6200 |
There once was an old woman who lived in a shoe who had so many children her uterus fell out. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6201 |
Your three thousand o'clock is here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6202 |
What do you mean you couldn't find the off button! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6203 |
I really think we should stop cloning around. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6204 |
Sir, think the job posting was hacked... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6205 |
Customerservice? I didn't receive the Geoge Clooney-s I ordered! Please email me Return-Tickets! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6206 |
He's really starting to reach with this whole "Undercover Boss" thing. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6207 |
Looks like a successful casting call. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6208 |
Yes, I called before and I asked for help not more of the same. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6209 |
Middle management has arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6210 |
HR? This Bring Your Clone to Work Day is out of control. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6211 |
We've got a problem in the copier room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6212 |
I take over 100 dumps per week. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6213 |
No -- the work order specified to clone the husband's PHONE. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6214 |
Ms. Goldsmith, the actuary job candidates have arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6215 |
Okay Mr Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6216 |
I'd say our diversity training class is going to be a certain failure |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
6217 |
The copy machine is stuck on grey tone again. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6218 |
Millie, I think your husband is in my office. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6219 |
These accounting candidates appear competent if stereotypical. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6220 |
Agent Smith is here, now representing AARP. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
6221 |
To fix the copier, we should have sent George Clooney. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6222 |
Tell HR the job posting may be a little too precise. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6223 |
The auditors are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6224 |
No, "exaltation"of accountants wouldn't seem to be the right word. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6225 |
It lacks a human element. |
1.0000 |
0.04256 |
24 |
24 |
0 |
0 |
6226 |
Yes sir. Now would be a good time jump. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6227 |
We're going to need a reboot on that 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6228 |
Ed, can we get your money back from that clone guy? None of them have any better sense of direction than you! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
6229 |
Lock the building down. Accounting appears to be infected with mitosis. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6230 |
How many did you say I needed to equal one good one? |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6231 |
Come quick, the bean counters are cloning themselves. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6232 |
Who ordered the casting call for mid-level account executives? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6233 |
You need to be more careful when you make comments about wishing you could clone Henry! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6234 |
I hate to admit it, Shirley, but you're right. These men are all alike. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6235 |
Yes Sir...Your office worker cloning program is a huge success. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6236 |
You told me to make some copies! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6237 |
I can confirm the Groucho glasses have found their Marx, Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6238 |
Can I get back to you? I'm trying to find Waldo. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6239 |
That's John. He's in Stocks. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6240 |
Tell the lab to hurray and turn off the robot replicator. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6241 |
Hurry - turn off the cloning machine! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6242 |
I think you can cancel that clone program; seems someone beat us to it. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6243 |
There's been an accident in the copy room. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6244 |
Yes, we're having that problem with the copier again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6245 |
You better get here right away, Doctor. Walter has gotten into the clone machine again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6246 |
We need more diversity. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6247 |
I'll have to check. Can you describe him? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6248 |
Sir, the accountant is multiplying. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6249 |
The cloning project is going better than expected, Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6250 |
... Mr. Smith arrived. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6251 |
IT Department? Someone left the iClone on all weekend. And I’m pretty sure it was Herb from Accounting. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6252 |
Emergency! Tom in Accounting is multiplying! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6253 |
There's something really wrong with the 3-D printer |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6254 |
Is one hundred Donnies a sign of end of times? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6255 |
It's a white-SHIRT supremacist meeting! |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6256 |
Do you still have that copy of Lean In I can borrow? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6257 |
Of all people to beta the cloning app, you chose Syd? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6258 |
You better warn the folks at the dry cleaners, everyone seems to have lost their tickets. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6259 |
Your request for a mild mannered, steady office manager may not have been specific enough. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6260 |
We're looking for the Expressing Your Individuality seminar. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6261 |
Yes, that is correct, the 'Cloning Convention' is just about to begin. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6262 |
Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6263 |
Deloris, you'll never believe what happened when I asked him, for you, if he has a brother! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6264 |
Service Department? I think you installed that copying machine backwards. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6265 |
Uh, boss . . . you sure the casting call was for "Send in the CLOWNS"? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6266 |
My God! The curse of the I-Clone |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6267 |
Slightly overweight, balding, wearing a striped tie and glasses.. any other distinguishing characteristics? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6268 |
They say they're with the S.E.C. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6269 |
...and they all look just like Harold. Except smarter. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6270 |
I found the accounting clones. They were multiplying in the supply closet. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6271 |
Which Mr. Smith? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6272 |
Call Dukas and tell him to get The Socerer over here pronto! |
1.0000 |
0.05130 |
20 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
6273 |
I'll have to call you back, they've sent the corporate clones in for their misogyny training. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6274 |
Mr. Johnson? The Lowensteins are here for their 2 o'clock appointment. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6275 |
Help! I cant turn off the cloning machine! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6276 |
TURN OFF THE DARN COPY MACHINE!! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6277 |
Looks like the elevator has turned into a replicator again. Call Captain Kirk! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6278 |
The 10:00 AM candidates are here for your 'think outside the box' position. |
1.0000 |
0.04446 |
23 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
6279 |
Jim, I think the copier's gone haywire again. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6280 |
You said, 'Send in the CLONES ', didn't you? |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6281 |
I gotta go, the professor has screwed up something in the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6282 |
Clyde's cloned |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6283 |
Gotta go, I'm being inundated with Bills right now. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6284 |
Yeah, so at least the cloning division seems to be onto something. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6285 |
I think the new 3D-printer has run amuck. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6286 |
I thought you said a hundred Apple's newest clones for accounting.... |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6287 |
The Redundants are here. |
1.0000 |
0.04652 |
22 |
22 |
0 |
0 |
6288 |
Clowns! I'd swear you said you we auditioning clones! |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6289 |
And they told me "Coat and Tie". |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6290 |
Now I understand why your name is Mr Smith. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |
6291 |
Security, someone's screwing around with the copying machine. |
1.0000 |
0.04880 |
21 |
21 |
0 |
0 |