Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. |
2.1919 |
0.01068 |
5762 |
1448 |
1760 |
2554 |
1 |
On second thought, bring the name tags. |
2.1896 |
0.00957 |
5844 |
1115 |
2506 |
2223 |
2 |
Sir, the President's Council on Women's Health has arrived. |
2.1756 |
0.01123 |
5307 |
1392 |
1591 |
2324 |
3 |
The sperm bank class action lawsuit clients are here. |
2.1624 |
0.01042 |
5984 |
1538 |
1936 |
2510 |
4 |
We may have a problem in the copy room. |
2.1120 |
0.01336 |
3421 |
874 |
1290 |
1257 |
5 |
Remember when you wished we had a hundred just like him? |
2.1112 |
0.01167 |
4111 |
947 |
1760 |
1404 |
6 |
It's Mr. Wilson, sir. I think he's gone viral. |
2.0772 |
0.01203 |
4238 |
1149 |
1613 |
1476 |
7 |
That's correct, sir. The door to accounting was left open and now they're loose. |
2.0708 |
0.01140 |
4844 |
1364 |
1773 |
1707 |
8 |
Okay, describe him again. |
2.0348 |
0.01088 |
4936 |
1360 |
2044 |
1532 |
9 |
Tell Jim to stop messing with the 3D printer. |
2.0214 |
0.01071 |
5194 |
1493 |
2097 |
1604 |
10 |
Sorry, but you never specified the gender of the 72 virgins. |
2.0138 |
0.01936 |
1961 |
707 |
520 |
734 |
11 |
Hey Jim, on second thought, we're going to need those name tags. |
2.0114 |
0.01113 |
4388 |
1167 |
2004 |
1217 |
12 |
The diversity training seminar looks like it's wrapping up. |
2.0044 |
0.01136 |
4790 |
1469 |
1831 |
1490 |
13 |
That's right. The Diversity Committee meeting is just breaking up. |
1.9981 |
0.03562 |
522 |
173 |
177 |
172 |
14 |
We might have been too specific in our job description. |
1.9892 |
0.01376 |
3042 |
892 |
1291 |
859 |
15 |
...and I'll be the one in high heels. |
1.9595 |
0.01725 |
2023 |
651 |
803 |
569 |
16 |
Describe him. |
1.9562 |
0.01156 |
4589 |
1512 |
1766 |
1311 |
17 |
Yes, of course we can spare one. |
1.9419 |
0.01211 |
3921 |
1248 |
1653 |
1020 |
18 |
Looks like the women's healthcare committee just got out. |
1.9369 |
0.03473 |
555 |
204 |
182 |
169 |
19 |
The 3-D printer is stuck again. |
1.9361 |
0.02691 |
845 |
287 |
325 |
233 |
20 |
I'm just not convinced they are as committed to diversity as they say. |
1.9311 |
0.01181 |
4065 |
1301 |
1743 |
1021 |
21 |
I'm just not sure I'm going to fit in at this company. |
1.9297 |
0.01262 |
3543 |
1132 |
1528 |
883 |
22 |
Yes, this is the office of Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, and Haber. |
1.9079 |
0.01409 |
3139 |
1135 |
1158 |
846 |
23 |
We're starting to see the effects of Trump's immigration restrictions. |
1.9040 |
0.01525 |
2844 |
1090 |
937 |
817 |
24 |
Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." |
1.9024 |
0.02430 |
1004 |
351 |
400 |
253 |
25 |
There was a typo on his resume. Apparently he's "one AND a million". |
1.9016 |
0.01426 |
2966 |
1054 |
1150 |
762 |
26 |
The President's council on diversity just arrived! |
1.8910 |
0.02458 |
1064 |
406 |
368 |
290 |
27 |
I definitely stand out from the other applicants so I think I have a shot. |
1.8841 |
0.01254 |
3530 |
1207 |
1525 |
798 |
28 |
I'm not sure... middle-aged white men all look the same to me. |
1.8744 |
0.02043 |
1417 |
519 |
557 |
341 |
29 |
Scones! I clearly said two dozen scones! |
1.8671 |
0.02000 |
1550 |
597 |
562 |
391 |
30 |
we've just figured out how he managed not to miss a day of work! |
1.8498 |
0.02196 |
1232 |
472 |
473 |
287 |
31 |
You were right. You've seen one accountant, you've seen em all. |
1.8457 |
0.01533 |
2482 |
945 |
975 |
562 |
32 |
No! I asked for copies of THE bill, not Bill. |
1.8423 |
0.01403 |
3044 |
1190 |
1144 |
710 |
33 |
We'll need 129 turkey-on-white, mayo only, and one Caesar salad, extra garlic. |
1.8321 |
0.01511 |
2620 |
1040 |
980 |
600 |
34 |
This is Acme Cloning. Your Fred's are done. |
1.8293 |
0.03031 |
703 |
297 |
229 |
177 |
35 |
I'm not sure we're hitting our diversity goals. |
1.8020 |
0.01359 |
2899 |
1120 |
1233 |
546 |
36 |
Remember how I told Leonard I'd like to see more of him? |
1.7911 |
0.01470 |
2594 |
1054 |
1028 |
512 |
37 |
Yes, he blends right in. |
1.7861 |
0.01441 |
2496 |
971 |
1088 |
437 |
38 |
Frankly Mr. Prescott, all the job applicants look pretty much the same. |
1.7738 |
0.01912 |
1450 |
585 |
608 |
257 |
39 |
Trust me Sally, meeting somebody at work is not an option. |
1.7608 |
0.01771 |
1898 |
846 |
660 |
392 |
40 |
There may be a problem with our random sample. |
1.7587 |
0.01582 |
2250 |
970 |
853 |
427 |
41 |
Your request to find someone 'just like Marvin' turned out to be incredibly successful. |
1.7506 |
0.02468 |
866 |
363 |
356 |
147 |
42 |
Seriously... of all the people to clone, you chose Gus? |
1.7466 |
0.01778 |
1843 |
829 |
652 |
362 |
43 |
It's a clear case of identity theft. |
1.7284 |
0.01900 |
1576 |
720 |
564 |
292 |
44 |
Is he bald, with mustache and glasses? |
1.7229 |
0.01979 |
1404 |
634 |
525 |
245 |
45 |
Hello, Overstock.com? |
1.7072 |
0.02238 |
1144 |
544 |
391 |
209 |
46 |
He hasn't come out yet |
1.7044 |
0.01814 |
1857 |
923 |
560 |
374 |
47 |
I just realized I'm the token hire. |
1.7030 |
0.02039 |
1320 |
616 |
480 |
224 |
48 |
Good meeting. Everyone's on the same page |
1.6976 |
0.01719 |
1842 |
864 |
671 |
307 |
49 |
The bald guy, with the mustache and glasses? Yeah, I see him. |
1.6958 |
0.01713 |
1982 |
969 |
647 |
366 |
50 |
How do I turn off the 3D printer? |
1.6952 |
0.01830 |
1762 |
870 |
559 |
333 |
51 |
They normally don't migrate until tax season. |
1.6851 |
0.02432 |
978 |
485 |
316 |
177 |
52 |
I've got a bunch of Bills here that need to be paid. |
1.6845 |
0.02780 |
783 |
399 |
232 |
152 |
53 |
Well, it looks like our want ad may have been too narrowly focused |
1.6836 |
0.01651 |
1795 |
813 |
737 |
245 |
54 |
Trump's diversity coalition is here. |
1.6752 |
0.02340 |
1093 |
562 |
324 |
207 |
55 |
Boss? It's about that new 3-D printer? |
1.6714 |
0.03426 |
493 |
250 |
155 |
88 |
56 |
Ah yes, Mr. Jones your copies have arrived. |
1.6688 |
0.01959 |
1398 |
683 |
495 |
220 |
57 |
This could be a challenge for our facial recognition software. |
1.6650 |
0.01793 |
1570 |
747 |
602 |
221 |
58 |
I'm down here in Cloning. Bring a thousand pocket protectors. |
1.6623 |
0.01848 |
1614 |
809 |
541 |
264 |
59 |
Remember when you said this company could use 100 more Bobs? |
1.6603 |
0.02140 |
1104 |
530 |
419 |
155 |
60 |
Could you please send someone down, the accountants have gotten loose again. |
1.6564 |
0.02110 |
1228 |
619 |
412 |
197 |
61 |
So much for our face recognition cybersecurity system. |
1.6562 |
0.02440 |
925 |
468 |
307 |
150 |
62 |
Good morning, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel and Ganger. This is Maureen, how may I help you? |
1.6514 |
0.02599 |
809 |
411 |
269 |
129 |
63 |
No, I am not kidding. And the worse part is, they all make 21% more than me. |
1.6472 |
0.03309 |
530 |
280 |
157 |
93 |
64 |
Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. |
1.6465 |
0.02282 |
1041 |
531 |
347 |
163 |
65 |
I'd like to place an order for one hundred pocket protectors. |
1.6442 |
0.03352 |
489 |
252 |
159 |
78 |
66 |
How do I turn off the 3D printer? |
1.6341 |
0.03526 |
440 |
230 |
141 |
69 |
67 |
I have to call you back. The Blue Ribbon Panel to Determine Women's Reproductive Rights just adjourned. |
1.6319 |
0.03638 |
432 |
232 |
127 |
73 |
68 |
Okay, the good news is we figured out cloning. The bad news is we tested it on Ed. |
1.6276 |
0.02388 |
1066 |
596 |
271 |
199 |
69 |
The vote was unanimous. |
1.6236 |
0.02245 |
1007 |
516 |
354 |
137 |
70 |
The Bills just keep piling up. |
1.6099 |
0.02446 |
946 |
524 |
267 |
155 |
71 |
Never mind. It looks like they fixed the copier. |
1.5894 |
0.02569 |
889 |
518 |
218 |
153 |
72 |
...when I said, "I wish we had 100 Howards," I was speaking figuratively. |
1.5894 |
0.02377 |
906 |
494 |
290 |
122 |
73 |
The engineering department is here for the diversity training. |
1.5884 |
0.02549 |
894 |
519 |
224 |
151 |
74 |
The Yes-Men are here, sir. |
1.5712 |
0.03045 |
527 |
290 |
173 |
64 |
75 |
Well, we did tell George to go find himself. |
1.5668 |
0.02846 |
614 |
343 |
194 |
77 |
76 |
Clowns! I said send in the clowns! |
1.5639 |
0.02822 |
665 |
384 |
187 |
94 |
77 |
I'm not being racist. They really all do look alike. |
1.5629 |
0.02857 |
652 |
378 |
181 |
93 |
78 |
Yes, he's here. He looks like he's beside himself. |
1.5625 |
0.02794 |
656 |
374 |
195 |
87 |
79 |
Sean Hannity's diversity panel is here! |
1.5556 |
0.04078 |
324 |
191 |
86 |
47 |
80 |
The applicants to be a model for a New Yorker cartoon are arriving. |
1.5549 |
0.03068 |
501 |
279 |
166 |
56 |
81 |
The Xerox guys are here. |
1.5545 |
0.02851 |
642 |
374 |
180 |
88 |
82 |
Oh, and get this. They all have a pet sheep named Dolly. |
1.5544 |
0.03024 |
597 |
355 |
153 |
89 |
83 |
Please alert Sarah Huckabee Sanders that Trump’s panel on diversity has just adjourned. |
1.5517 |
0.03086 |
609 |
374 |
134 |
101 |
84 |
They're here for the interviews. I think we may have been a little too specific with the job requirements. |
1.5431 |
0.03043 |
569 |
339 |
151 |
79 |
85 |
Yes, Sir. Harvey set the 3-D printer on Selfie mode again. |
1.5420 |
0.03153 |
548 |
332 |
135 |
81 |
86 |
Remember that door you said Never open? Ok, Ok, but what do I do now? |
1.5382 |
0.03105 |
537 |
320 |
145 |
72 |
87 |
Yes - I'm just outside. I'm the one with..........You can't miss me. |
1.5363 |
0.03141 |
524 |
313 |
141 |
70 |
88 |
I think they've reached consensus. |
1.5355 |
0.04856 |
211 |
124 |
61 |
26 |
89 |
I know this will sound weird, but the conference room is full of Dicks. |
1.5335 |
0.03426 |
493 |
311 |
101 |
81 |
90 |
Mr. Shaffer? About your 1967 Sperm donation.... |
1.5317 |
0.03261 |
489 |
295 |
128 |
66 |
91 |
Tell me again exactly, what does he look like? |
1.5262 |
0.03175 |
477 |
281 |
141 |
55 |
92 |
Ok, I will need a better description than "the dorky one with glasses." |
1.5222 |
0.05194 |
180 |
107 |
52 |
21 |
93 |
It appears the Senate Women's Health Care Panel has already adjourned, ma'am. |
1.5188 |
0.03457 |
426 |
260 |
111 |
55 |
94 |
I'm afraid none of the applicants really stand out. |
1.5155 |
0.03351 |
419 |
249 |
124 |
46 |
95 |
OMG ... they all have identical ties. |
1.5143 |
0.03669 |
420 |
270 |
84 |
66 |
96 |
Hi, it's Janice. Could you send someone over to fix our copier? |
1.5142 |
0.03518 |
424 |
264 |
102 |
58 |
97 |
It's true... accountants can multiply. |
1.5139 |
0.03906 |
323 |
196 |
88 |
39 |
98 |
And get this—they all got out of the same car. |
1.5138 |
0.03990 |
327 |
203 |
80 |
44 |
99 |
The accountants are rioting. |
1.5129 |
0.03620 |
425 |
272 |
88 |
65 |
100 |
It's about that redundancy consultant we hired. |
1.5125 |
0.03703 |
361 |
220 |
97 |
44 |
101 |
Trust me, he's gone viral. |
1.5112 |
0.03640 |
403 |
254 |
92 |
57 |
102 |
Oh and don't forget the name tags. |
1.5108 |
0.03305 |
415 |
245 |
128 |
42 |
103 |
They seem to have learned how to open the door. Bring some accountant food and I'll lure them back to work. |
1.5099 |
0.03535 |
406 |
251 |
103 |
52 |
104 |
Can I call you later? I'm about to meet with the President's cabinet. |
1.5090 |
0.03655 |
391 |
245 |
93 |
53 |
105 |
You know how you said you wished you had a hundred guys just like Harold? |
1.5089 |
0.03555 |
395 |
243 |
103 |
49 |
106 |
I have to go. We're being investigated by the Freds. |
1.5086 |
0.03447 |
409 |
249 |
112 |
48 |
107 |
Get Quality Control over here now. One of them has pants that are too dark. |
1.5054 |
0.03641 |
372 |
229 |
98 |
45 |
108 |
We're going to need name tags. |
1.5026 |
0.03459 |
378 |
226 |
114 |
38 |
109 |
Hello, could you send out a tech for our 3-D printer? |
1.5013 |
0.03753 |
385 |
248 |
81 |
56 |
110 |
I think we should expand our target demographic. |
1.4945 |
0.03675 |
362 |
226 |
93 |
43 |
111 |
I think I'm going to need a more detailed description. |
1.4945 |
0.03675 |
362 |
226 |
93 |
43 |
112 |
I'd say the staff is of one mind, yes. |
1.4899 |
0.03566 |
347 |
210 |
104 |
33 |
113 |
You know perfectly well that's not what I meant when I asked you to send me a bunch of fresh herbs. |
1.4899 |
0.03880 |
347 |
224 |
76 |
47 |
114 |
Sorry, I'm having trouble finding the original. |
1.4895 |
0.03747 |
333 |
206 |
91 |
36 |
115 |
Bob 13 ?? Bob 13?? Phone's for you. |
1.4884 |
0.03823 |
346 |
221 |
81 |
44 |
116 |
Not bugs....an infestation of Dougs. |
1.4884 |
0.05247 |
172 |
107 |
46 |
19 |
117 |
I think we're going to need a bigger men's room. |
1.4852 |
0.03384 |
338 |
197 |
118 |
23 |
118 |
Tell the 3D printer guy to get up here damn quick!! |
1.4850 |
0.03665 |
334 |
205 |
96 |
33 |
119 |
Hello, Equifax? I'm calling about a large case of identity theft. |
1.4798 |
0.03823 |
321 |
202 |
84 |
35 |
120 |
Sorry to bother you sir, but the 3D printer is stuck on "dork". |
1.4796 |
0.03967 |
319 |
206 |
73 |
40 |
121 |
Honey? I think I'm at the wrong Men's Warehouse. |
1.4788 |
0.04057 |
307 |
199 |
69 |
39 |
122 |
Gimme my agent. This is the worst ever Bachelorette season! |
1.4763 |
0.04157 |
317 |
213 |
57 |
47 |
123 |
We need a repairman right away! The 3-D printer won't turn off! |
1.4759 |
0.03832 |
311 |
195 |
84 |
32 |
124 |
The Republicans are here. |
1.4759 |
0.04017 |
311 |
202 |
70 |
39 |
125 |
The Bills are adding up. |
1.4757 |
0.04010 |
309 |
200 |
71 |
38 |
126 |
I'm afraid you'll have to be a little more specific. |
1.4752 |
0.04097 |
303 |
198 |
66 |
39 |
127 |
I'm looking at him right now. |
1.4739 |
0.03932 |
306 |
195 |
77 |
34 |
128 |
Can I call you back? Everyone and his brother just showed up. |
1.4722 |
0.03993 |
288 |
182 |
76 |
30 |
129 |
How would I know if they're anatomically correct? |
1.4715 |
0.04369 |
263 |
172 |
58 |
33 |
130 |
Please tell me I'm looking for someone without glasses. |
1.4692 |
0.03769 |
292 |
179 |
89 |
24 |
131 |
No mom, all the guys here are the same. |
1.4659 |
0.03858 |
279 |
172 |
84 |
23 |
132 |
Yeah, hang on, it looks like the conference on women's health is getting out. |
1.4650 |
0.04306 |
286 |
193 |
53 |
40 |
133 |
I almost didn't recognize you guys. |
1.4629 |
0.04164 |
283 |
186 |
63 |
34 |
134 |
No, I would describe it more like a ‘flash Bob.’ |
1.4626 |
0.04276 |
281 |
188 |
56 |
37 |
135 |
Sir, the Diversity Committee meeting just adjourned. |
1.4626 |
0.04186 |
281 |
185 |
62 |
34 |
136 |
Yes, sir, the Diversity Committee is here to see you. |
1.4626 |
0.04364 |
281 |
191 |
50 |
40 |
137 |
Hang on, the President's focus group is just now leaving. |
1.4626 |
0.04306 |
281 |
189 |
54 |
38 |
138 |
Remember that zealous sperm donor we had 40 years ago? |
1.4621 |
0.03976 |
277 |
175 |
76 |
26 |
139 |
How was the ad worded for the current job opening? |
1.4603 |
0.03988 |
252 |
155 |
78 |
19 |
140 |
Who authorized a 3-D printer for Accounting? |
1.4595 |
0.04136 |
259 |
165 |
69 |
25 |
141 |
Trust me, none of the guys at work are my type. |
1.4580 |
0.04207 |
262 |
170 |
64 |
28 |
142 |
Didn't you say, "When Willard died they broke the mold?" |
1.4542 |
0.04100 |
262 |
168 |
69 |
25 |
143 |
Where should I send the diversity committee? |
1.4542 |
0.04309 |
262 |
174 |
57 |
31 |
144 |
No, I haven't found him yet, but your description was very accurate. |
1.4542 |
0.04064 |
262 |
167 |
71 |
24 |
145 |
You guys are all the same. |
1.4538 |
0.04435 |
260 |
176 |
50 |
34 |
146 |
No, Mr. President, facing a different direction does not qualify as diversity. |
1.4527 |
0.04407 |
243 |
160 |
56 |
27 |
147 |
Yes, Mr. Giddes, they've finally hatched |
1.4514 |
0.04335 |
257 |
171 |
56 |
30 |
148 |
The applicants are here. Our diversity initiative is not working. |
1.4510 |
0.04067 |
255 |
162 |
71 |
22 |
149 |
Yes Bernice, I DO know accountants are good at multiplication.... |
1.4490 |
0.04062 |
245 |
154 |
72 |
19 |
150 |
Is it possible my online dating profile was too specific? |
1.4471 |
0.04429 |
255 |
173 |
50 |
32 |
151 |
He has a scar where? |
1.4458 |
0.04211 |
249 |
162 |
63 |
24 |
152 |
No sir. I wouldn't say that any candidate has stood out thus far. |
1.4453 |
0.04197 |
247 |
160 |
64 |
23 |
153 |
You'll have to give me a little more to go on. |
1.4449 |
0.04338 |
245 |
162 |
57 |
26 |
154 |
What kind of sperm bank only has one donor? |
1.4449 |
0.04338 |
245 |
162 |
57 |
26 |
155 |
Don't ask why, just tell me: is it a SCHOOL of accountants or a GAGGLE of accountants? |
1.4421 |
0.04415 |
242 |
162 |
53 |
27 |
156 |
A Mr. Schrödinger to see you, sir. |
1.4378 |
0.04619 |
233 |
160 |
44 |
29 |
157 |
It was unanimous. |
1.4378 |
0.04066 |
233 |
147 |
70 |
16 |
158 |
I distinctly ordered no moustache! |
1.4359 |
0.03622 |
234 |
139 |
88 |
7 |
159 |
It must have been a long delivery for their Mom. |
1.4359 |
0.04682 |
234 |
163 |
40 |
31 |
160 |
Doctor Schrödinger was right! We found the portal to the accounting universe! |
1.4353 |
0.04211 |
232 |
150 |
63 |
19 |
161 |
The diversity and inclusion meeting just let out. |
1.4348 |
0.04622 |
230 |
158 |
44 |
28 |
162 |
I'm pretty sure they're not from Black Lives Matter.... |
1.4348 |
0.04412 |
230 |
153 |
54 |
23 |
163 |
We're being audited. |
1.4336 |
0.04683 |
226 |
156 |
42 |
28 |
164 |
Remember when you told Bob from accounting he was so bad at his job that you weren't even sure he knew how to multiply. |
1.4330 |
0.04671 |
224 |
154 |
43 |
27 |
165 |
So far nobody really stands out. |
1.4326 |
0.04586 |
215 |
144 |
49 |
22 |
166 |
I know it’s not politically correct, but they all look the same to me. |
1.4317 |
0.04496 |
227 |
153 |
50 |
24 |
167 |
Would you believe I'm looking at QUINTUPLETS ??!! |
1.4317 |
0.04830 |
227 |
161 |
34 |
32 |
168 |
Yes, the Women's Reproductive Rights meeting is just breaking up now Congressman |
1.4311 |
0.04781 |
225 |
158 |
37 |
30 |
169 |
By chance, are these guys all from Brazil ?? |
1.4305 |
0.04728 |
223 |
155 |
40 |
28 |
170 |
Did you say a bald guy with glasses and a moustache? |
1.4299 |
0.03853 |
221 |
135 |
77 |
9 |
171 |
Tell central casting more hair, less mustache. |
1.4286 |
0.03841 |
217 |
132 |
77 |
8 |
172 |
The witnesses in the plastic surgery malpractice case just arrived. |
1.4286 |
0.04505 |
217 |
145 |
51 |
21 |
173 |
Groucho Marx Friday has been very popular. |
1.4286 |
0.04599 |
217 |
147 |
47 |
23 |
174 |
Hello, Security? Fred's gone viral. |
1.4273 |
0.04731 |
220 |
153 |
40 |
27 |
175 |
You know how it goes. You've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.4252 |
0.04249 |
214 |
138 |
61 |
15 |
176 |
I told you. All men are the same. |
1.4245 |
0.04328 |
212 |
138 |
58 |
16 |
177 |
They tell me it's Trump's new Diversity Initiative. |
1.4225 |
0.04610 |
213 |
145 |
46 |
22 |
178 |
I'd like to place an order for name tags. |
1.4195 |
0.04637 |
205 |
139 |
46 |
20 |
179 |
Maybe my Match.com ad was TOO specific. |
1.4195 |
0.04789 |
205 |
142 |
40 |
23 |
180 |
I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! |
1.4195 |
0.04480 |
205 |
136 |
52 |
17 |
181 |
Yes. I have some men here with some complaints about the new facial recognition software. |
1.4195 |
0.04789 |
205 |
142 |
40 |
23 |
182 |
Did you tell accounting that there were free donuts on the fifth floor today? |
1.4195 |
0.04637 |
205 |
139 |
46 |
20 |
183 |
It's not racist to say if they all really do look alike |
1.4183 |
0.04737 |
208 |
144 |
41 |
23 |
184 |
The President's cabinet meeting is over. |
1.4167 |
0.05001 |
204 |
146 |
31 |
27 |
185 |
My mother was right; all men really are the same. |
1.4167 |
0.04384 |
204 |
134 |
55 |
15 |
186 |
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Barbara. Men are all the same! |
1.4167 |
0.04384 |
204 |
134 |
55 |
15 |
187 |
If I've seen Juan? I've seen them all! |
1.4158 |
0.04839 |
202 |
141 |
38 |
23 |
188 |
No, really -- when you've seen one you have seen them all. |
1.4158 |
0.04523 |
202 |
135 |
50 |
17 |
189 |
You'll never believe this. Everyone is wearing the same tie. |
1.4150 |
0.05026 |
200 |
143 |
31 |
26 |
190 |
No, I said twenty copies of *the* bill from accounting! |
1.4141 |
0.04858 |
198 |
138 |
38 |
22 |
191 |
My personal ad may have been too specific |
1.4141 |
0.04805 |
198 |
137 |
40 |
21 |
192 |
I don't recognize any of them. |
1.4141 |
0.04962 |
198 |
140 |
34 |
24 |
193 |
Try "Force Quit." If that doesn't work, unplug the damn thing. |
1.4133 |
0.04947 |
196 |
138 |
35 |
23 |
194 |
The doppel gang is here. |
1.4124 |
0.04876 |
194 |
135 |
38 |
21 |
195 |
It's astounding. All the men coming out of the room are wearing the same ties. |
1.4121 |
0.04890 |
199 |
140 |
36 |
23 |
196 |
I'm really not surprised that they all look alike but what are the odds that they would wear the same tie? |
1.4112 |
0.04926 |
197 |
139 |
35 |
23 |
197 |
Mr. Lemming is here. |
1.4093 |
0.04723 |
193 |
132 |
43 |
18 |
198 |
I think I may have figured out what that "Multiverse" button on our copy machine does, Marge. |
1.4084 |
0.04758 |
191 |
131 |
42 |
18 |
199 |
Can you be way way way more specific? |
1.4084 |
0.04758 |
191 |
131 |
42 |
18 |
200 |
Mm mm. I'm not sure, describe him again. |
1.4074 |
0.04363 |
189 |
123 |
55 |
11 |
201 |
The guys from Xerox are here. |
1.4074 |
0.05078 |
189 |
135 |
31 |
23 |
202 |
It appears we have an embarrassment of Richards. |
1.4072 |
0.04964 |
167 |
113 |
40 |
14 |
203 |
I don't think I'm going to fit in here. |
1.4064 |
0.05005 |
187 |
132 |
34 |
21 |
204 |
Is this a metaphor or a facsimile? |
1.4064 |
0.04769 |
187 |
128 |
42 |
17 |
205 |
You were right, Mother. Men are all the same. |
1.4056 |
0.04707 |
180 |
121 |
45 |
14 |
206 |
Hurry, I believe they're collating. |
1.4053 |
0.04654 |
190 |
129 |
45 |
16 |
207 |
He's bald, with glasses and a mustache. You'll know him when you see him. |
1.4044 |
0.04029 |
183 |
114 |
64 |
5 |
208 |
Go ahead and break the mold now. |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
209 |
Did you by any chance order every woman's first husband? |
1.4044 |
0.04903 |
183 |
127 |
38 |
18 |
210 |
Did you really say, "Send in the clones?" |
1.4044 |
0.04454 |
183 |
120 |
52 |
11 |
211 |
I'm concerned about our lack of diversity, sir. |
1.4043 |
0.04565 |
188 |
126 |
48 |
14 |
212 |
Tell Spielberg the Stepford husbands have arrived. |
1.4032 |
0.04723 |
186 |
127 |
43 |
16 |
213 |
Who let the Dougs out? Who, who, who, who?! |
1.4032 |
0.04661 |
186 |
126 |
45 |
15 |
214 |
You're going to have to be a little more specific. |
1.4022 |
0.05119 |
184 |
132 |
30 |
22 |
215 |
Perhaps you'll recognize me. |
1.4011 |
0.04981 |
182 |
128 |
35 |
19 |
216 |
Hey Mom, I'm going to call you back. The Senate just came out from voting on the abortion rights of women. |
1.4011 |
0.05277 |
182 |
133 |
25 |
24 |
217 |
Who ordered a gross of Freds? |
1.4011 |
0.04919 |
182 |
127 |
37 |
18 |
218 |
Jim asked that you stop cc'ing him. |
1.4011 |
0.04857 |
182 |
126 |
39 |
17 |
219 |
How many accountants DOES it take to change a light bulb? |
1.4011 |
0.04600 |
182 |
122 |
47 |
13 |
220 |
No I can't tell them apart......they are all wearing the same tie! |
1.4000 |
0.05142 |
180 |
129 |
30 |
21 |
221 |
Trust me, you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3989 |
0.04600 |
178 |
119 |
47 |
12 |
222 |
Hold on, I think I see someone I know |
1.3978 |
0.04680 |
181 |
123 |
44 |
14 |
223 |
Your 9:00, 9:15, 9:30, 9:45, 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15, 11:30, 11:45, 12:00, 12:15, 12:30, 12:45, 1:00, 1:15, 1:30, 1:45, 2:00, 2:15, 2:30, 2:45, 3:00, 3:15, 3:30, 3:45, 4:00, 4:15, 4:30, and 4:45 are here. |
1.3978 |
0.04340 |
181 |
118 |
54 |
9 |
224 |
We seem to be having a problem in the copy room. |
1.3978 |
0.04745 |
181 |
124 |
42 |
15 |
225 |
Bob's been at the 3D printer again. |
1.3966 |
0.05144 |
174 |
124 |
31 |
19 |
226 |
Mom, I'm telling you… Men are all the same. |
1.3966 |
0.04810 |
174 |
119 |
41 |
14 |
227 |
Uh, I don't think it's the toner this time. |
1.3966 |
0.05013 |
174 |
122 |
35 |
17 |
228 |
I'm in the copy room. |
1.3943 |
0.04718 |
175 |
119 |
43 |
13 |
229 |
The Republican caucus appears to be breaking up. |
1.3931 |
0.04962 |
173 |
121 |
36 |
16 |
230 |
What's our policy regarding asexual harassment? |
1.3926 |
0.05032 |
163 |
113 |
36 |
14 |
231 |
The meeting on diversity has just ended. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
232 |
So tell me again about corporate's new diversity program? |
1.3905 |
0.04756 |
169 |
115 |
42 |
12 |
233 |
I don't see anyone I know. |
1.3905 |
0.05044 |
169 |
119 |
34 |
16 |
234 |
It's hard to decide - they seem equally qualified. |
1.3905 |
0.04902 |
169 |
117 |
38 |
14 |
235 |
No, you've never seen manspreading like this before. |
1.3905 |
0.05447 |
169 |
125 |
22 |
22 |
236 |
Wait! There he is. |
1.3892 |
0.05086 |
167 |
118 |
33 |
16 |
237 |
We're a 'one of a kind' company. |
1.3892 |
0.05014 |
167 |
117 |
35 |
15 |
238 |
They say they're looking for Waldo. |
1.3879 |
0.04908 |
165 |
114 |
38 |
13 |
239 |
Has our diversity committee met lately? |
1.3879 |
0.05200 |
165 |
118 |
30 |
17 |
240 |
Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." |
1.3879 |
0.04908 |
165 |
114 |
38 |
13 |
241 |
You'll have to be more specific. |
1.3855 |
0.05031 |
166 |
117 |
34 |
15 |
242 |
Well, whoever they are, the cafeteria is completely out of white bread now. |
1.3855 |
0.04958 |
166 |
116 |
36 |
14 |
243 |
And they all want to file for identity theft. |
1.3855 |
0.05103 |
166 |
118 |
32 |
16 |
244 |
Ok! Can you describe him? |
1.3827 |
0.05191 |
162 |
116 |
30 |
16 |
245 |
We may need to broaden the job description... |
1.3827 |
0.05041 |
162 |
114 |
34 |
14 |
246 |
Middle management training is complete. |
1.3827 |
0.04645 |
162 |
109 |
44 |
9 |
247 |
I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" |
1.3827 |
0.04727 |
162 |
110 |
42 |
10 |
248 |
Well at least there's never a line for the ladies' room |
1.3827 |
0.04807 |
162 |
111 |
40 |
11 |
249 |
I am not sure,they are all wearing same ties. |
1.3827 |
0.05336 |
162 |
118 |
26 |
18 |
250 |
Honestly, they're all just cut from the same mold. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
251 |
No, I haven't seen him come out yet. |
1.3813 |
0.05006 |
160 |
112 |
35 |
13 |
252 |
You weren't kidding when you said they all respond to Phil. |
1.3813 |
0.04846 |
160 |
110 |
39 |
11 |
253 |
Yes, the diversity committee meeting is just breaking up now. |
1.3797 |
0.05205 |
158 |
113 |
30 |
15 |
254 |
someone's fooling with the 3-D printer again |
1.3797 |
0.04886 |
158 |
109 |
38 |
11 |
255 |
I hope you also told him to be looking for me. |
1.3797 |
0.04803 |
158 |
108 |
40 |
10 |
256 |
The Xerox is doing that thing again. |
1.3797 |
0.05282 |
158 |
114 |
28 |
16 |
257 |
Order 500 pocket pen protectors, quickly! |
1.3797 |
0.04968 |
158 |
110 |
36 |
12 |
258 |
Men they're all alike. |
1.3782 |
0.04927 |
156 |
108 |
37 |
11 |
259 |
Someone let the Dougs out. |
1.3782 |
0.05092 |
156 |
110 |
33 |
13 |
260 |
Sir, a team from the sperm donation center are here to see you. |
1.3782 |
0.05252 |
156 |
112 |
29 |
15 |
261 |
Alexa, off. |
1.3774 |
0.05330 |
159 |
116 |
26 |
17 |
262 |
I asked for clowns! |
1.3774 |
0.05178 |
159 |
114 |
30 |
15 |
263 |
Men? They're all the same. |
1.3769 |
0.05153 |
130 |
88 |
35 |
7 |
264 |
Did you say 'Where's Baldo'? |
1.3766 |
0.05457 |
154 |
113 |
24 |
17 |
265 |
Yes, the auditors are here. |
1.3766 |
0.05136 |
154 |
109 |
32 |
13 |
266 |
We're just starting to try free-range middle management. |
1.3766 |
0.05053 |
154 |
108 |
34 |
12 |
267 |
Sir, the candidates for your diversity team are here and I think we may have a tiny problem. |
1.3750 |
0.05097 |
152 |
107 |
33 |
12 |
268 |
Ed's making personal copies again. |
1.3750 |
0.05265 |
152 |
109 |
29 |
14 |
269 |
I think we need to re-examine our workplace diversity policy. |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
270 |
The fourth floor men's room is overflowing. |
1.3750 |
0.05417 |
136 |
96 |
29 |
11 |
271 |
Congress just let out |
1.3750 |
0.05182 |
152 |
108 |
31 |
13 |
272 |
The vote was unanimous. |
1.3733 |
0.05313 |
150 |
108 |
28 |
14 |
273 |
Which one am I laying off? |
1.3733 |
0.05313 |
150 |
108 |
28 |
14 |
274 |
Sir, all the applicants seem equally qualified. |
1.3706 |
0.05126 |
143 |
100 |
33 |
10 |
275 |
Yes sir, we do have several candidates that appear to fit our corporate culture. |
1.3691 |
0.05071 |
149 |
105 |
33 |
11 |
276 |
I don't think they're quintuplets exactly. |
1.3691 |
0.05581 |
149 |
111 |
21 |
17 |
277 |
Please send over a maintenance man for our 3D printer. |
1.3691 |
0.04888 |
149 |
103 |
37 |
9 |
278 |
If you can describe him to me, I'll put him on. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
279 |
Hold on. There he is. |
1.3673 |
0.05116 |
147 |
104 |
32 |
11 |
280 |
You can't miss me. I'm the one wearing a coat. |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
281 |
He's a thousand times the man you'll ever be. |
1.3673 |
0.05024 |
147 |
103 |
34 |
10 |
282 |
There's no one to lead them to the precipice, sir. |
1.3655 |
0.05691 |
145 |
109 |
19 |
17 |
283 |
I have to call you back, my company is going through an identity crisis. |
1.3655 |
0.05344 |
145 |
105 |
27 |
13 |
284 |
All the eggs have hatched! |
1.3655 |
0.04675 |
145 |
98 |
41 |
6 |
285 |
The spray didn't work. Let's try the traps. |
1.3649 |
0.05520 |
148 |
110 |
22 |
16 |
286 |
No, one hundred "hot dogs" not Franks. |
1.3636 |
0.05302 |
143 |
103 |
28 |
12 |
287 |
Yeah, the Republican National Convention is getting out just now. |
1.3636 |
0.05302 |
143 |
103 |
28 |
12 |
288 |
The Republicans are here, where is the cliff? |
1.3636 |
0.05485 |
143 |
105 |
24 |
14 |
289 |
Where did you say his mole is? |
1.3636 |
0.04917 |
143 |
99 |
36 |
8 |
290 |
They're just coming out. What does he look like? |
1.3617 |
0.05446 |
141 |
103 |
25 |
13 |
291 |
I think it's a family owned business. |
1.3609 |
0.05478 |
133 |
96 |
26 |
11 |
292 |
Send someone over here right away, Farnsworth fell into the the 3D printer again. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
293 |
i'm going into a diversity training session, can I call you back? |
1.3597 |
0.05404 |
139 |
101 |
26 |
12 |
294 |
Bring in the witness- I'm sending over the first five for a lineup. |
1.3597 |
0.05593 |
139 |
103 |
22 |
14 |
295 |
We've found the three million fake voters. |
1.3597 |
0.05686 |
139 |
104 |
20 |
15 |
296 |
They've all come to file identity theft reports. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
297 |
Hello. Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz. May I help you? |
1.3597 |
0.05207 |
139 |
99 |
30 |
10 |
298 |
Sir, your diversity council has arrived. |
1.3597 |
0.05306 |
139 |
100 |
28 |
11 |
299 |
Sir, the new iPhils have been delivered. |
1.3577 |
0.05256 |
137 |
98 |
29 |
10 |
300 |
I think I see him: Bald; mustache; glasses? |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
301 |
The candidates for the college professor position are arriving. |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
302 |
The 3-D printer is acting up again. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
303 |
I can't quite put my finger on it but sometimes I just don't feel I really fit in here at Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones & Jones. |
1.3577 |
0.05357 |
137 |
99 |
27 |
11 |
304 |
The team from Xerox is here. |
1.3577 |
0.05457 |
137 |
100 |
25 |
12 |
305 |
Are you sure you sent me to the right audition? |
1.3577 |
0.05048 |
137 |
96 |
33 |
8 |
306 |
I see what you mean by the company's lack of diversity. |
1.3556 |
0.05409 |
135 |
98 |
26 |
11 |
307 |
Yes, Mr. Edwards, do you remember that sperm donation of yours many years ago? Well . . . |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
308 |
I told you our head hunter lacked imagination. |
1.3556 |
0.05201 |
135 |
96 |
30 |
9 |
309 |
Yes. Only it isn't John Malkovitch, it's the IT guy. |
1.3556 |
0.05409 |
135 |
98 |
26 |
11 |
310 |
They just finished the national female dress code and the education limit for black youth, and now they're going to take a short break. |
1.3551 |
0.05708 |
138 |
104 |
19 |
15 |
311 |
He's repeating himself again. |
1.3534 |
0.05463 |
133 |
97 |
25 |
11 |
312 |
It's the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen. |
1.3534 |
0.05358 |
133 |
96 |
27 |
10 |
313 |
The fall spawn has commenced. Prepare the 45th floor. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
314 |
I can't tell which one you want. They're all wearing the same shoes. |
1.3534 |
0.05668 |
133 |
99 |
21 |
13 |
315 |
No, I don't see him. |
1.3534 |
0.05668 |
133 |
99 |
21 |
13 |
316 |
Tell President Trump I found the 5 million fraudulent voters. |
1.3534 |
0.05566 |
133 |
98 |
23 |
12 |
317 |
It's amazing. You should see these guys. They're all wearing identical Trump ties. |
1.3534 |
0.05865 |
133 |
101 |
17 |
15 |
318 |
No, we wanted 100 copies of Wilson's REPORT |
1.3529 |
0.05063 |
136 |
96 |
32 |
8 |
319 |
One is pigeon-toed. Is that significant? |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
320 |
How is it racist to say they all look the same? |
1.3511 |
0.05189 |
131 |
93 |
30 |
8 |
321 |
This is not going to help our diversity statistics. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
322 |
Yeah, I think the interview went well, but I'm not sure I fit in to their corporate culture. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
323 |
I'm pretty sure he isn't here. |
1.3511 |
0.05623 |
131 |
97 |
22 |
12 |
324 |
Can you give me any other distinguishing features? |
1.3511 |
0.05410 |
131 |
95 |
26 |
10 |
325 |
When I said I needed a hundred copies of the bill, I wasn't talking about that Bill. |
1.3511 |
0.05518 |
131 |
96 |
24 |
11 |
326 |
Bald, myopic, and has a mustache? Yeah, I think I see him. |
1.3511 |
0.04957 |
131 |
91 |
34 |
6 |
327 |
The speech was going well until he started repeating himself. |
1.3511 |
0.05301 |
131 |
94 |
28 |
9 |
328 |
I sent the e-mail and copied Stan. |
1.3511 |
0.05727 |
131 |
98 |
20 |
13 |
329 |
Our meetings take so long because Harry always repeats himself! |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
330 |
And remember to bring the name tags. |
1.3488 |
0.05682 |
129 |
96 |
21 |
12 |
331 |
I've got the average focus group you requested. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
332 |
Our diversity program looks better on paper. |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
333 |
To other sheep, each sheep looks different. |
1.3488 |
0.04879 |
129 |
89 |
35 |
5 |
334 |
Are you sure this is the Women's Health Committee? |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
335 |
Could you let HR know that our problem in Accounting has multiplied? |
1.3488 |
0.05352 |
129 |
93 |
27 |
9 |
336 |
I think I'm going to need a better description of Mr. Beavis if I'm going to find him in the Accounting Department. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
337 |
I just don’t know how we’re going to pay all the Bills. |
1.3488 |
0.05001 |
129 |
90 |
33 |
6 |
338 |
Describe him to me. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
339 |
Yes Sir, our meeting is just breaking up and yes I believe I managed to stand out in the crowd, no worries. |
1.3488 |
0.04753 |
129 |
88 |
37 |
4 |
340 |
Tech support? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
341 |
I just can't get enough of him! |
1.3488 |
0.05464 |
129 |
94 |
25 |
10 |
342 |
I swiped right, and I *thought* the screen froze, so I kept swiping . . . |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
343 |
This job does tend to attract a certain type. |
1.3488 |
0.05121 |
129 |
91 |
31 |
7 |
344 |
The guys from Xerox are here. |
1.3488 |
0.05787 |
129 |
97 |
19 |
13 |
345 |
Mr. Lemming has arrived for his interview, sir. |
1.3488 |
0.05238 |
129 |
92 |
29 |
8 |
346 |
I'm much better with names. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
347 |
Maybe working at Xerox isn't for me, after all. |
1.3468 |
0.05731 |
124 |
92 |
21 |
11 |
348 |
I'm having difficulty blending in. |
1.3462 |
0.05429 |
130 |
95 |
25 |
10 |
349 |
We built a wall but they built a door. |
1.3443 |
0.05675 |
122 |
90 |
22 |
10 |
350 |
I have an inexplicable urge to file my income taxes. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
351 |
You were right mom, all men are alike/ |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
352 |
I think we're finally ready for the iPhone face test. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
353 |
Yes sir, all 48 of them wearing the same tie. |
1.3438 |
0.05703 |
128 |
96 |
20 |
12 |
354 |
We may have been too restrictive in our focus group. |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
355 |
If you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
356 |
The candidates all looked the same on paper, so we thought personal interviews might help. |
1.3438 |
0.04632 |
128 |
87 |
38 |
3 |
357 |
The 3-D printer is stuck on 'Sheldon' again. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
358 |
What do you mean I can't miss him? |
1.3438 |
0.05594 |
128 |
95 |
22 |
11 |
359 |
I'll have to call you back, Cheryl. The accountants broke out of their pen again. |
1.3438 |
0.05370 |
128 |
93 |
26 |
9 |
360 |
Um... the virus may have got the IT guy |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
361 |
Yes, we're going to need some name tags. |
1.3438 |
0.05254 |
128 |
92 |
28 |
8 |
362 |
Yes Mr. Trump, the diversity hires are here. |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
363 |
I think we may have a hard time choosing the right applicant. |
1.3438 |
0.05136 |
128 |
91 |
30 |
7 |
364 |
Hello, Quality Control? The 3D printer is stuck again |
1.3438 |
0.05483 |
128 |
94 |
24 |
10 |
365 |
It's that guy with the multiple personality disorder again. |
1.3413 |
0.05653 |
126 |
94 |
21 |
11 |
366 |
Yes, he's all here now. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
367 |
I think I see him... is he wearing a tie? |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
368 |
We need to call maintenance. The 3D Printer is glitching again. |
1.3413 |
0.05423 |
126 |
92 |
25 |
9 |
369 |
Same old same old sir. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
370 |
Hold on. I think our diversity training seminar just let out. |
1.3413 |
0.05539 |
126 |
93 |
23 |
10 |
371 |
Men they're all alike. |
1.3413 |
0.05184 |
126 |
90 |
29 |
7 |
372 |
We have a code Carl. I repeat it's a code Carl. |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
373 |
Can you give me something other than a physical description? |
1.3387 |
0.05597 |
124 |
92 |
22 |
10 |
374 |
Not only that, but when I asked, "What sets you apart from others," they all said the same thing. |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
375 |
Not only that, but they all have to go to the bathroom at the same time. |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
376 |
Central Casting. Please hold. |
1.3387 |
0.05107 |
124 |
88 |
30 |
6 |
377 |
Sir, the dodecatuplets are here. |
1.3387 |
0.05478 |
124 |
91 |
24 |
9 |
378 |
Better send that repair guy for the 3-D printer again. |
1.3387 |
0.04977 |
124 |
87 |
32 |
5 |
379 |
Are you sure he doesn't have a mustache? |
1.3387 |
0.05357 |
124 |
90 |
26 |
8 |
380 |
I know I said I needed more employees like Henry... |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
381 |
I'm telling you, Jen, if you've seen one man, you've seen them all. |
1.3361 |
0.04885 |
122 |
85 |
33 |
4 |
382 |
Meeting to vote on the future of women's health care, adjourned. |
1.3361 |
0.06004 |
122 |
94 |
15 |
13 |
383 |
Yes, the accountants meeting is over. |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
384 |
Remember when Pete called space-time his 'plaything' and we laughed it off? |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
385 |
Call I.T. Someone left the 3-D printer on the "Myron" setting again. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
386 |
...and that's the last time I have a three-martini lunch. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
387 |
They all want vanilla ice cream. |
1.3361 |
0.05891 |
122 |
93 |
17 |
12 |
388 |
No no, not an embarrassment of riches, an embarrassment of Riches! |
1.3361 |
0.05656 |
122 |
91 |
21 |
10 |
389 |
Remember last tax season you prayed for a clone of Vern from Accounting? Answered. |
1.3361 |
0.05155 |
122 |
87 |
29 |
6 |
390 |
We've got big trouble, the accountants have learned to multiply! |
1.3361 |
0.05774 |
122 |
92 |
19 |
11 |
391 |
Sir, I think the copies are ready. |
1.3361 |
0.05411 |
122 |
89 |
25 |
8 |
392 |
Stacy, your ex-husbands are here. Do you want me to call security? |
1.3361 |
0.05284 |
122 |
88 |
27 |
7 |
393 |
Orientation was a success. |
1.3361 |
0.05535 |
122 |
90 |
23 |
9 |
394 |
Hello, Mr. Trump? The women's health experts are here. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
395 |
They're older how, but it's them! All the Waldos. |
1.3333 |
0.05593 |
120 |
89 |
22 |
9 |
396 |
You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
397 |
It's Mister Shapiro. He's gone viral. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
398 |
CLOWNS, CLOWNS! I said "send in the clowns." |
1.3333 |
0.05466 |
120 |
88 |
24 |
8 |
399 |
Actually, it should be pretty easy to find Waldo. |
1.3333 |
0.06073 |
120 |
93 |
14 |
13 |
400 |
This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I could use a few dozen more just like him. |
1.3333 |
0.05248 |
123 |
89 |
27 |
7 |
401 |
Looks like Alan Greenspan was quite a sperm donor. |
1.3333 |
0.05717 |
120 |
90 |
20 |
10 |
402 |
Phones. I ordered phones. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
403 |
Fire everyone in the Diversity Department. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
404 |
The cloning machine is out of toner. |
1.3333 |
0.05496 |
123 |
91 |
23 |
9 |
405 |
.....so, you're saying he has a mole on the right side of his penis? |
1.3333 |
0.05849 |
123 |
94 |
17 |
12 |
406 |
I take it back. You weren't being prejudiced. They DO all look alike. |
1.3333 |
0.05838 |
120 |
91 |
18 |
11 |
407 |
If you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.3333 |
0.05336 |
120 |
87 |
26 |
7 |
408 |
Oh my gosh! They all just met their father, the world's most prolific sperm donor, |
1.3333 |
0.06299 |
120 |
95 |
10 |
15 |
409 |
I don't care if you sprayed. I know what I'm looking at. |
1.3333 |
0.05957 |
120 |
92 |
16 |
12 |
410 |
Some men who say their name is Todd are here to see you, sir. |
1.3306 |
0.05428 |
121 |
89 |
24 |
8 |
411 |
Yes, I'm standing in front of the Copy Room. |
1.3306 |
0.05796 |
121 |
92 |
18 |
11 |
412 |
No, no. I said 'phone' Larry in tech support. |
1.3306 |
0.05033 |
121 |
86 |
30 |
5 |
413 |
The most curious thing is that they can't stand each other. |
1.3306 |
0.05299 |
121 |
88 |
26 |
7 |
414 |
Get I.T. up to the 3rd floor.............Johnson is playing with the 3D printer again |
1.3306 |
0.05168 |
121 |
87 |
28 |
6 |
415 |
Sir, I don't think we'll fill our diversity quota |
1.3306 |
0.05676 |
121 |
91 |
20 |
10 |
416 |
Yes sir, I think Smith has taken multitasking to a whole new level... |
1.3305 |
0.05114 |
118 |
84 |
29 |
5 |
417 |
It could go either way, sir. The lead ones are still probing their new freedom. |
1.3305 |
0.05779 |
118 |
89 |
19 |
10 |
418 |
The 1981 Chippendale's calendar reunion. |
1.3304 |
0.05727 |
112 |
83 |
21 |
8 |
419 |
No, no, I definitely see him now. |
1.3276 |
0.05445 |
116 |
85 |
24 |
7 |
420 |
Did you really tell Ralph we could use 1,0000 more like him? |
1.3246 |
0.05502 |
114 |
84 |
23 |
7 |
421 |
Neds here. No, no apostrophe. |
1.3246 |
0.05641 |
114 |
85 |
21 |
8 |
422 |
Many members of the President's cabinet, but no, I have not spotted Waldo yet. |
1.3246 |
0.06167 |
114 |
89 |
13 |
12 |
423 |
Yes, the team from Xerox is here. |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
424 |
I'm telling you, all white guys look alike to me. |
1.3246 |
0.05910 |
114 |
87 |
17 |
10 |
425 |
Oh, for Pete's sake, I said send in the clowns, NOT clones! |
1.3246 |
0.05777 |
114 |
86 |
19 |
9 |
426 |
Um... Mr. Sondheim? It appears they've sent in the clones. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
427 |
Everyone will have the turkey sandwich. |
1.3235 |
0.05772 |
102 |
75 |
21 |
6 |
428 |
Men? They're all the same. |
1.3217 |
0.04870 |
115 |
81 |
31 |
3 |
429 |
I'll try to find him, can you tell me what he looks like? |
1.3217 |
0.05461 |
115 |
85 |
23 |
7 |
430 |
Remember when you said we needed a hundred more just like him? |
1.3217 |
0.05174 |
115 |
83 |
27 |
5 |
431 |
We need service on our 3-D copier ASAP! |
1.3217 |
0.05733 |
115 |
87 |
19 |
9 |
432 |
I don't care if it's mandatory, Gail, I am NOT going in there! |
1.3214 |
0.05842 |
112 |
85 |
18 |
9 |
433 |
You better make that two border collies. |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
434 |
No, I said, "Send in the clowns!" [ clowns italic ] |
1.3214 |
0.05560 |
112 |
83 |
22 |
7 |
435 |
The diversity meeting is just letting out. |
1.3214 |
0.05107 |
112 |
80 |
28 |
4 |
436 |
The break room is crawling with ineffective middle managers. I thought we sprayed for them just last week? |
1.3208 |
0.05615 |
106 |
78 |
22 |
6 |
437 |
Hello? Margaret? What was inside that cigarette you left on the table? |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
438 |
Yes, this is the sperm donor bank reunion... |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
439 |
My goodness, I'd never realized, all white men really do look alike! |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
440 |
The applicants for the John Doe position are here. |
1.3182 |
0.05314 |
110 |
80 |
25 |
5 |
441 |
That's right: 45 tuna sandwiches, all no crusts, all extra pickle. |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
442 |
Same here. |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
443 |
But, Mary Beth, you told me he was single! |
1.3182 |
0.05469 |
110 |
81 |
23 |
6 |
444 |
Yes, it's customer appreciation day here at the sperm bank. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
445 |
No, I ordered 40 subs--not 40 shlubs. |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
446 |
Clowns, not clones! |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
447 |
They have sent in the clones. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
448 |
So, what does he look like? |
1.3182 |
0.06048 |
110 |
85 |
15 |
10 |
449 |
Yes, the copier is broken, but we'll never have to hire another accountant |
1.3182 |
0.05909 |
110 |
84 |
17 |
9 |
450 |
I was joking when I said I wish we could clone Carl! |
1.3182 |
0.05620 |
110 |
82 |
21 |
7 |
451 |
Oh, Larry's been made redundant. |
1.3182 |
0.05766 |
110 |
83 |
19 |
8 |
452 |
The diversity task force meeting just ended. |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
453 |
It’s like I still see him everywhere. |
1.3148 |
0.06121 |
108 |
84 |
14 |
10 |
454 |
You shouldn't have told that funny little man you helped that you wished we had more employees like Alfred |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
455 |
He can't talk right now -- he's beside himself. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
456 |
Can you describe him one more time? |
1.3148 |
0.05368 |
108 |
79 |
24 |
5 |
457 |
. . . ". . . and so I said to myself, 'You know, Smithers is really our best employee, I wish we had a hundred like him,' and before I knew it ..." |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
458 |
I think we may have a problem with the 3-D printer. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
459 |
The meeting just let out. Looks like everyone is aligned. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
460 |
Is it racist if I say they all look the same to me? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
461 |
Yes, I admit there's some redundancy in accounting. |
1.3148 |
0.05035 |
108 |
77 |
28 |
3 |
462 |
At the staff meeting you did say you wished you had a hundred just like him. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
463 |
Good news and bad news on that secret cloning project... |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
464 |
But they're all exactly what we're looking for. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
465 |
How do you turn off the 3-D printer? |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
466 |
We might need to bring back that diversity initiative. |
1.3148 |
0.06121 |
108 |
84 |
14 |
10 |
467 |
On second thought maybe we should add name tags to the dress code. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
468 |
You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
469 |
Now I see it, Joyce. Men are all the same. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
470 |
I dunno yet, I'm looking for that candidate that really stands out from the crowd. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
471 |
Better get down here. The Accounting Department is staging a walkout! |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
472 |
The candidates for the Silicon Valley CEO position are coming out now. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
473 |
Where do I send the group here for diversity training? |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
474 |
The Equifax Team is here looking The Equifax Fraud Team is here..... |
1.3148 |
0.06397 |
108 |
86 |
10 |
12 |
475 |
Is this the person who placed my ad in the newspaper? I said we needed to staff a 'Greek' restaurant. 'Greek'! |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
476 |
They all claim to be Spartacus! |
1.3148 |
0.06261 |
108 |
85 |
12 |
11 |
477 |
Everybody and their brother showed up for the interview. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
478 |
The Department of Redundancy Department candidates are here. |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
479 |
Um, I think we have a situation in the copy room. |
1.3148 |
0.05831 |
108 |
82 |
18 |
8 |
480 |
We can expect a thorough audit this year. |
1.3148 |
0.05681 |
108 |
81 |
20 |
7 |
481 |
Remember when Clyde retired, and you promised me we'd never see the likes of him again? |
1.3148 |
0.05978 |
108 |
83 |
16 |
9 |
482 |
So, how many "yes men" did you order? |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
483 |
I'd like to report a flood of insurance adjusters. |
1.3148 |
0.05527 |
108 |
80 |
22 |
6 |
484 |
I don't think putting it to a group vote will be necessary. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
485 |
President Trump fired them all as their ties are too short. |
1.3143 |
0.05792 |
105 |
79 |
19 |
7 |
486 |
Hello? Copier repair? |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
487 |
The White House diversity task force just arrived. |
1.3137 |
0.05908 |
102 |
77 |
18 |
7 |
488 |
Congress is out of session. |
1.3119 |
0.05930 |
109 |
84 |
16 |
9 |
489 |
HR always sends us the same type candidate! |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
490 |
Well, not exactly alike. Close enough though and there's enough of them for all the new jobs. No, no one will notice when any of them are fired. Yes, Sir, you're welcome. |
1.3119 |
0.05636 |
109 |
82 |
20 |
7 |
491 |
How many donations did you say you made at the sperm clinic, sir? |
1.3119 |
0.05785 |
109 |
83 |
18 |
8 |
492 |
Our job description was way too precise! |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
493 |
You were right, Mom! There are plenty of men out there! |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
494 |
I think our job posting may be a bit too specific. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
495 |
Get me Alice, in duplicating. |
1.3113 |
0.05423 |
106 |
78 |
23 |
5 |
496 |
Well, I guess it depends upon what you mean by diversity. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
497 |
They're coming out now. He's the bald one with the mustache and glasses. |
1.3113 |
0.04900 |
106 |
75 |
29 |
2 |
498 |
Hello, Xerox tech support? We have a major malfunction. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
499 |
We're looking for our sperm donor. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
500 |
Should I send in the next replicant? |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
501 |
"Yes, he's all here". |
1.3113 |
0.05899 |
106 |
81 |
17 |
8 |
502 |
I can't find Waldo. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
503 |
Okay, send in the bald headed guy with the glasses and mustache. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
504 |
I think they're all on the same page now. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
505 |
What's he look like? |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
506 |
Hello? I have a few questions about our new copier. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
507 |
...and while we'd love the Audubon Society's support, this is the Bald LEGAL foundation... |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
508 |
Looks like the lab guys might have solved our staffing problem. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
509 |
I quit, if it’s all the same to you. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
510 |
We need to talk about our workplace diversity policy. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
511 |
The anti-diversity protesters are here. |
1.3113 |
0.06196 |
106 |
83 |
13 |
10 |
512 |
We have a number of qualified applicants, but no one's standing out. |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
513 |
And the boss says we don't need to work on our diversity hiring! |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
514 |
I'm going to need name tags, stat! |
1.3113 |
0.05744 |
106 |
80 |
19 |
7 |
515 |
Looks like the President's campaign rally just let out. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
516 |
Chief, I'm thinking fingerprints instead of line-ups. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
517 |
No question, it's going to be a tough choice. |
1.3113 |
0.05254 |
106 |
77 |
25 |
4 |
518 |
As I said before: "all men are alike". |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
519 |
Betsy, I'll have to call you back. My sexual fantasy has just come true. |
1.3113 |
0.05586 |
106 |
79 |
21 |
6 |
520 |
The 3 D printer is working as expected. |
1.3113 |
0.06049 |
106 |
82 |
15 |
9 |
521 |
I don't know, they're all looking for the men's room. |
1.3107 |
0.05524 |
103 |
76 |
22 |
5 |
522 |
Looks like we have another problem in the copy room. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
523 |
The good news is that today's turnout is exceptional. |
1.3084 |
0.05541 |
107 |
80 |
21 |
6 |
524 |
Is the 3D copier still under warranty? |
1.3077 |
0.05810 |
104 |
79 |
18 |
7 |
525 |
Ok, but what does he look like? |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
526 |
Send up name tags. |
1.3077 |
0.05968 |
104 |
80 |
16 |
8 |
527 |
Does he wear glasses and a moustache? |
1.3077 |
0.05127 |
104 |
75 |
26 |
3 |
528 |
Jones is metastasising! |
1.3077 |
0.06122 |
104 |
81 |
14 |
9 |
529 |
I need more than your husband looks like a boring accountant. |
1.3069 |
0.06253 |
101 |
79 |
13 |
9 |
530 |
He just seems a bit "all over the place". |
1.3039 |
0.06040 |
102 |
79 |
15 |
8 |
531 |
Yes sir. I'll bring him upstairs. What does he look like? |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
532 |
Come quickly! The 3D printer has gone rogue. |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
533 |
Tall, balding guy with glasses? Yup, I see him now. |
1.3039 |
0.05358 |
102 |
75 |
23 |
4 |
534 |
Bob, we really need to talk about our diversity policy. |
1.3030 |
0.05067 |
99 |
71 |
26 |
2 |
535 |
It worked |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
536 |
I said I needed clowns not clones! |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
537 |
Well, I still have a lot more interviews to conduct, but so far none of the candidates really seem to stick out. |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
538 |
Hello, IT department? The second floor copier is acting up again. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
539 |
Sorry but not a single applicant stands out in this group. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
540 |
The copier seems to be working again |
1.3030 |
0.06168 |
99 |
77 |
14 |
8 |
541 |
I think we were way too specific on the recruiting site. |
1.3030 |
0.05644 |
99 |
74 |
20 |
5 |
542 |
Yes Lord Vader - the Norm Troopers are ready. |
1.3030 |
0.05998 |
99 |
76 |
16 |
7 |
543 |
The ¨Individual Management Styles" seminar is just ending. Did you need to speak to them? |
1.3030 |
0.05459 |
99 |
73 |
22 |
4 |
544 |
I think they like it, but one and a half baths will never do. |
1.3030 |
0.05824 |
99 |
75 |
18 |
6 |
545 |
We’ve been duped! |
1.3030 |
0.05266 |
99 |
72 |
24 |
3 |
546 |
...no, nothing in the mail today. Just a lot of Bills. |
1.3000 |
0.05596 |
100 |
75 |
20 |
5 |
547 |
Dr. Smithers? I think I'm ready to sign the consent for that cataract surgery. |
1.3000 |
0.05412 |
100 |
74 |
22 |
4 |
548 |
George Cloney is here for his audition. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
549 |
Well,it looks like Smithers finally blew himself into smithereens |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
550 |
Hey Karen, call the I.T. guy; the copy machine is on the fritz again |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
551 |
One moment, I'll see if he is here. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
552 |
It looks like the decision was unanimous. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
553 |
I don't think it's liberal nonsense to want more diversity. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
554 |
Oh, my exes just showed up. You may be right about me having a type. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
555 |
Push the stop button on the 3-D printer NOW! |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
556 |
Please let him know that the members from his Women and Minorities in America advisory group have arrived |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
557 |
Mr. Dorfman says he accidentally hit "Replicate All" on his new IPhone X... |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
558 |
Describe him again |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
559 |
Bob 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are here for their meeting. And possibly Bob 9 through 99. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
560 |
I think I'm at the wrong audition. |
1.2990 |
0.06742 |
97 |
79 |
7 |
11 |
561 |
They decided to keep the status-quo. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
562 |
Better get IT up to four. Bob's playing around with the 3D printer again. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
563 |
Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. |
1.2990 |
0.06246 |
97 |
76 |
13 |
8 |
564 |
It's a reality show called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. |
1.2990 |
0.06416 |
97 |
77 |
11 |
9 |
565 |
The diversity officer is out sick. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
566 |
There seems to be some kind of problem in the copier room. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
567 |
They all look the same to me. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
568 |
Sir, Harris is having a problem understanding what 'being made redundant' means. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
569 |
You know that diverse focus group you asked for? |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
570 |
Remember when you said you wished you could clone Floyd in Accounting? |
1.2990 |
0.05317 |
97 |
71 |
23 |
3 |
571 |
Hello pest control? We appear to have account ants. |
1.2990 |
0.06581 |
97 |
78 |
9 |
10 |
572 |
Ah, yes. The one with the mustache! |
1.2990 |
0.04897 |
97 |
69 |
27 |
1 |
573 |
Don't worry. I think I found the copy room. |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
574 |
Remember saying you wanted a hundred just like him? |
1.2990 |
0.05707 |
97 |
73 |
19 |
5 |
575 |
The order was for 300 vanilla "cones"! |
1.2990 |
0.05516 |
97 |
72 |
21 |
4 |
576 |
They said I wasn't a good fit. |
1.2990 |
0.06072 |
97 |
75 |
15 |
7 |
577 |
I wanted 500 copies of the account, not the accountant. |
1.2990 |
0.05892 |
97 |
74 |
17 |
6 |
578 |
Mr. Sondheim, I thought you said 'send in the clones'. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
579 |
Let me call you back. The firm's diversity committee meeting just finished. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
580 |
Yes sir, I did make three dozen copies of the results from your DNA test. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
581 |
Hold on please, the panel on diversity is just letting out. |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
582 |
Apparently they only come in one size. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
583 |
I really need to come in today, doctor. No, seeing double is the least of my problems now. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
584 |
That's a yes. Several of our employees are redundant. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
585 |
So this is what you meant when you said the accountants are multiplying? |
1.2947 |
0.06327 |
95 |
75 |
12 |
8 |
586 |
Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz and Horwitz, How may I direct your call? |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
587 |
Yes sir...Mr. Lemming has just arrived. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
588 |
No, I said Fritz has been on the copier again. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
589 |
Okay, got it - bow tie! I'll let you know when he comes out. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
590 |
They're lost without their shirt pockets. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
591 |
You're gonna have to be more specific. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
592 |
We're going to need name tags. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
593 |
Can you give me a better description? |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
594 |
We need to talk about diversity. |
1.2947 |
0.05962 |
95 |
73 |
16 |
6 |
595 |
We may have been a little too specific. |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
596 |
Oh, hang on, I think I see him coming out now... |
1.2947 |
0.05772 |
95 |
72 |
18 |
5 |
597 |
Sir, you don't understand. It's the entire IRS. |
1.2947 |
0.05370 |
95 |
70 |
22 |
3 |
598 |
Gary Larson's been here again. |
1.2947 |
0.06147 |
95 |
74 |
14 |
7 |
599 |
Nothing unusual, really; all men are just the same. You just can't tell them apart... |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
600 |
Mrs. Klein? The folks from Doppel, Ganger and Co. are in to see you. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
601 |
I thought you said that I would have no trouble recognizing him. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
602 |
The diversity committee has arrived. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
603 |
Oh, you wanted me to make 50 copies FOR Mr. Hurwitz. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
604 |
There's a bunch of guys here wearing the same tie! |
1.2903 |
0.06765 |
93 |
76 |
7 |
10 |
605 |
I'll call you back, the Equality & Diversity Committee have just finished their annual meeting |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
606 |
Sir, the copier is on the Fritz again. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
607 |
The accountants just went viral. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
608 |
A mole under which ear? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
609 |
Alert the commission - we've finally found an irrefutable case of voter fraud. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
610 |
How exactly was your help wanted ad worded? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
611 |
Yes, I see him. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
612 |
His identifying-tattoo is where??? |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
613 |
Yes, Bobs with an 's'. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
614 |
I think the job description may have been too specific. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
615 |
I don't know, but they seem harmless. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
616 |
It's so hard to pick just one. |
1.2903 |
0.05423 |
93 |
69 |
21 |
3 |
617 |
What's he wearing? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
618 |
No one really stands out |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
619 |
Okay, who hit Reply to All? |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
620 |
The volunteers are here for the Facial Recognition Research Project. |
1.2903 |
0.06590 |
93 |
75 |
9 |
9 |
621 |
Looks like the Republicans are here. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
622 |
The diversity program isn't working. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
623 |
Tech support? Get up here. One 3-D printer has gone rogue. |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
624 |
H.R., we need to revisit our diversity policies. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
625 |
I specifically ordered CLOWNS. |
1.2903 |
0.06035 |
93 |
72 |
15 |
6 |
626 |
Looks like the diversity meeting is over. |
1.2903 |
0.05634 |
93 |
70 |
19 |
4 |
627 |
Hello Mulder, it's worse than we thought. - Geography teachers, hundreds of them. |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
628 |
The copy writers are here. |
1.2903 |
0.06765 |
93 |
76 |
7 |
10 |
629 |
What's he wearing? |
1.2903 |
0.06226 |
93 |
73 |
13 |
7 |
630 |
Who ordered 100 engineers without pocket protectors? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
631 |
Send in the clones. There ought to be clones. Don't bother, they're here! |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
632 |
You know that door down in the basement we've been told never to open...? |
1.2903 |
0.06411 |
93 |
74 |
11 |
8 |
633 |
Hey boss, the Diversity Committee is here. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
634 |
I think we should relax our dress code. |
1.2903 |
0.05838 |
93 |
71 |
17 |
5 |
635 |
None of these candidates seem to stand out in a crowd, Sir |
1.2889 |
0.05299 |
90 |
66 |
22 |
2 |
636 |
I need to go my midlife crisis group is arriving. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
637 |
Sir, accounting has gotten into the 3D printer again. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
638 |
The agency said they don't have two competent women like we requested, so they sent .... |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
639 |
Mr. Gohrun has gone viral. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
640 |
The bald guy with the mustache and glasses? Yep, got 'em. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
641 |
Turn it off! TURN IT OFF! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
642 |
I'll check. What does he look like? |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
643 |
On which floor is Diversity Training? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
644 |
Looks like the Boys From Brazil just arrived. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
645 |
HR said they made him redundant. |
1.2857 |
0.06306 |
91 |
72 |
12 |
7 |
646 |
There seems to be a problem with our new copier. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
647 |
We have a problem in the copy room. |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
648 |
Tell the Casting Agent she's getting a raise. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
649 |
He may be here- what does he look like? |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
650 |
Here he comes now... |
1.2857 |
0.06497 |
91 |
73 |
10 |
8 |
651 |
I know I can't say this, but they all look alike. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
652 |
Yes, Mr. Johnson is repeating himself again. |
1.2857 |
0.05477 |
91 |
68 |
20 |
3 |
653 |
"Hello, Equifax"? |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
654 |
Are you looking for anyone in particular? |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
655 |
Looks like the diversity training session just ended. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
656 |
I have to say this new training course really reshaped employees to align with our corporate image. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
657 |
I'm going to need you to be more descriptive. |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
658 |
Nerd Alert! The physics lab has created another rift in the spacetime continuum. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
659 |
I think RD had a breakthrough on the 3D copier project |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
660 |
I understand it's an accountant's job to multiply, sir, but that's not what I mean. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
661 |
Sir, the Anderson googoltuplets are here to see you. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
662 |
You've seen one, you've seen 'em all! |
1.2857 |
0.05012 |
91 |
66 |
24 |
1 |
663 |
But you sent out the invitation to multiple universes! |
1.2857 |
0.06110 |
91 |
71 |
14 |
6 |
664 |
I said to send in the clowns not clones. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
665 |
I am reporting two violations of the dress code. |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
666 |
When we said we would love to fill our company with temps just like him, we weren't speaking literally... |
1.2857 |
0.05906 |
91 |
70 |
16 |
5 |
667 |
Never mind. I see him now; he's the tall one in the dark pants. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
668 |
... and send someone over to fix the copier. |
1.2857 |
0.05696 |
91 |
69 |
18 |
4 |
669 |
I'd like to order 400 black coffees and 400 plain donuts please. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
670 |
Yes, send in the clones. Don't bother, they're here. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
671 |
I got to go... I think he just walked in. |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
672 |
Without moustaches? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
673 |
I think our 'want ad' was a bit too specific |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
674 |
Looks like Johnson locked himself in the 3D printer again... |
1.2809 |
0.06587 |
89 |
72 |
9 |
8 |
675 |
How would you describe him? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
676 |
It's the 3-D printer--it's on the Fritz again. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
677 |
Well the 3-D printer appears to be working fine. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
678 |
Sir, accounting's been duplicating Bills again. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
679 |
I'm waiting for Ned. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
680 |
Seems we may want to consider expanding our diversity program. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
681 |
Our new head of genetic research seems to have quite a sense of humor. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
682 |
Would someone PLEASE turn off the copier machine in HR! |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
683 |
Nevertheless, Howard knew that he was different from all the others. |
1.2809 |
0.05051 |
89 |
65 |
23 |
1 |
684 |
I asked you to pick up herbs, not Herbs. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
685 |
None of them has said "Take me to your Leader" so I'm putting them in the auditorium. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
686 |
What do you mean, you forgot the name tags? |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
687 |
Send in the....oh, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
688 |
Something really strange is going on in the copy room. |
1.2809 |
0.05297 |
89 |
66 |
21 |
2 |
689 |
If the aliens are so advanced, why aren’t they more stylish? |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
690 |
Your personal information may have been compromised. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
691 |
Sir, Mr. Lemming is here for the interview. |
1.2809 |
0.06187 |
89 |
70 |
13 |
6 |
692 |
Who let the nerds out? |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
693 |
It's a spin-off for next season: A Game of Clones. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
694 |
They want to know why their results on Ancestory.com are so different. |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
695 |
Balding, moustache, shirt sleeves, striped tie--yes, I see him. |
1.2809 |
0.06390 |
89 |
71 |
11 |
7 |
696 |
The Republican establishment is on the move. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
697 |
H.R.? I think your job listings are getting too specific. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
698 |
They're demanding higher pay for individual initiative. |
1.2809 |
0.05977 |
89 |
69 |
15 |
5 |
699 |
Could you give me another distinguishing characteristic? |
1.2809 |
0.05759 |
89 |
68 |
17 |
4 |
700 |
Hold on, Clarice. Our Diversity Committee just finished its meeting. |
1.2778 |
0.06126 |
90 |
71 |
13 |
6 |
701 |
He's just breaking up now. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
702 |
Where are the clowns? |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
703 |
That's right, we've been "Melvin'd". |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
704 |
These robot accountants look more real with every shipment we get. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
705 |
Hello? Mr. Page? Code Orange! Dolly has left the pen. Repeat. Dolly has left the pen. |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
706 |
I'll check. What does he look like? |
1.2759 |
0.06679 |
87 |
71 |
8 |
8 |
707 |
He's iterating. |
1.2759 |
0.06266 |
87 |
69 |
12 |
6 |
708 |
Sir, they've sent in the clones. |
1.2759 |
0.05824 |
87 |
67 |
16 |
4 |
709 |
Could you be a little more specific? |
1.2759 |
0.05590 |
87 |
66 |
18 |
3 |
710 |
Your toupee models have arrived. |
1.2759 |
0.06049 |
87 |
68 |
14 |
5 |
711 |
So...I asked that all the bills be sent to the third floor and... |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
712 |
We cloned the wrong George! No Clooney here, just George from Accounting |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
713 |
Just to clarify, you did say, 'Send in the Clones,' correct? |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
714 |
The copier is broken again. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
715 |
The accountants are multiplying! |
1.2738 |
0.06416 |
84 |
67 |
11 |
6 |
716 |
No, Harvey hasn't come out yet. |
1.2738 |
0.06636 |
84 |
68 |
9 |
7 |
717 |
These accountants all look alike to me. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
718 |
Yes Mr. Adams sir, they've arrived to sign the Treaty of Gents. |
1.2738 |
0.05706 |
84 |
64 |
17 |
3 |
719 |
Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
720 |
Tell IT the 3D printer is stuck again. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
721 |
I haven’t seen the defendant, but this is definitely a jury of SOMEBODY’S peers. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
722 |
The gentlemen from Xerox are here. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
723 |
Could you describe him one more time, please? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
724 |
i'll take a dozen |
1.2727 |
0.05988 |
88 |
69 |
14 |
5 |
725 |
The door to the accountants area was left open again. |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
726 |
I think that we have to discuss nepotism. |
1.2727 |
0.05535 |
88 |
67 |
18 |
3 |
727 |
You know that sorcerer's apprentice you hired yesterday? |
1.2727 |
0.05766 |
88 |
68 |
16 |
4 |
728 |
Yes, it was a typo...the ad should've read 'we're looking for a BOLD new look!' |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
729 |
This must be a Trump cabinet meeting. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
730 |
I'm gonna have to call you back. It turns out our new copier can do more than just paper. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
731 |
Could somebody please turn off the 3-D printer. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
732 |
"Yes, I'm starting the diversity in the workplace training now". |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
733 |
What did you say he looks like? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
734 |
I meant copy Bob on the email! |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
735 |
Is he a balding guy with a moustache and glasses? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
736 |
Maybe our diversity initiative could be tweaked. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
737 |
'Balding, glasses, and a moustache' just doesn't give me enough information, sir. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
738 |
They're like Bitcoins sir,...with mustaches. |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
739 |
Stop! We're running out of cubicles. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
740 |
Sir, the Accountant is multiplying, what should I do? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
741 |
Harold had been made redundant. |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
742 |
Did you mention to anyone else in the lab that I'd like to meet more men just like your Uncle Stephen? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
743 |
Jones and Jones Unlimited, how may I assist you? |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
744 |
Sorry, I don't see anyone in a red and white striped sweater and ski cap. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
745 |
I'm in the building, but where's the room full of women wearing a blazer and heels? |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
746 |
Hi Frank..... I'm still not sure who let the Dougs out but I think I've found them. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
747 |
Hang on. We're having a problem in the copy room. |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
748 |
So far, Sir, all we've been able to clone are CPAs. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
749 |
Hello, Security? This is Amanda from H.R. It looks like someone left Accounting's door open again. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
750 |
Mr. Pederson..get ahold of yourselves.. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
751 |
No, they're not wearing name tags. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
752 |
Yes, please contact the White House. We've had a breakthrough with the new immigration screening policy. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
753 |
I'll have to call you back. Things are getting Harry up here. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
754 |
I know a job is a job but I can't see myself fitting in here. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
755 |
Well I can't tell them apart, they're all wearing ties. |
1.2706 |
0.06775 |
85 |
70 |
7 |
8 |
756 |
It seems they're looking for a leader |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
757 |
The corporate branding program has succeeded. |
1.2706 |
0.06348 |
85 |
68 |
11 |
6 |
758 |
Shall I send in the clones, Sir? |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
759 |
Sir, the 3-D copier is on the fritz again. |
1.2706 |
0.06124 |
85 |
67 |
13 |
5 |
760 |
H. R. Did they all look the same when we hired them? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
761 |
The male exotic dancers just arrived. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
762 |
Mr. Hadley, I think we have a nepotism problem in the actuarial department. |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
763 |
Hello Zoltar, this is Janice from accounting. Remember when I said "I wish we could clone Marty?" |
1.2706 |
0.05394 |
85 |
64 |
19 |
2 |
764 |
Hey, could you let the repair guy know that the copy machine is on the fritz again? |
1.2706 |
0.06565 |
85 |
69 |
9 |
7 |
765 |
Yes, I saw him vote more than once! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
766 |
Beside himself? No, Mr. Higgins is more than beside himself! |
1.2706 |
0.05891 |
85 |
66 |
15 |
4 |
767 |
Um, any other distinguishing features? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
768 |
Just how specific a demographic are we trying to target? |
1.2706 |
0.05648 |
85 |
65 |
17 |
3 |
769 |
We're letting them out now but if they imprint on me you'll have to explain it to Human Resources. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
770 |
Yes, we have received your facsimiles. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
771 |
The new Temp got his tie caught in the 3D Printer again. |
1.2683 |
0.06023 |
82 |
64 |
14 |
4 |
772 |
They all just seem like the next guy. |
1.2683 |
0.05501 |
82 |
62 |
18 |
2 |
773 |
Bad news. They stole your identity. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
774 |
Uh hello, E-Harmony, I think I need to cancel my profile. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
775 |
But you said you wished you had a thousand guys like Bob |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
776 |
They're all here to file claims of identity theft! |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
I said he was a model employee... |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
778 |
You won't believe what tie everyone is wearing today. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
779 |
'Talk about a jury of his peers...' |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
780 |
The bad news is, it's Carlson. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
781 |
I found accounting but they're all on break. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
782 |
Send in the clones... oops, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
783 |
'The diversity team has arrived' |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
784 |
Mr. President? I think you can fill all your vacant appointments. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
785 |
Karen, I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
786 |
Jones, Jones, and Jones, et al. How may I direct your call? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
787 |
Your 3:01 through 3:56 are here to discuss the time paradox issue. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
788 |
You would think they would make sex-bots a little more attractive. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
789 |
You might not qualify. Our HR department has precise guidelines for accountants. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
790 |
The Waldos are finished. Are you ready with the Evelyns? |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
791 |
DNA links them all to Groucho Marx! |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
792 |
They're just now coming out for their copy break. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
793 |
Does he have any distinguishing characteristics? |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
794 |
Just curious, Fred. Do you see fifty copies of me while we're talking? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
795 |
They say they come in peace but need all our toner cartridges. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
796 |
Any other identifying information other than bald with glasses? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
797 |
You better get up here. The boss is beside himself. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
798 |
Could you be more specific? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
799 |
The Accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
800 |
We're going to need those name tags. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
801 |
Mr. Collins, did we schedule diversity training today? |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
802 |
Did you say his name was John? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
803 |
The white collar variety always become invasive. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
804 |
He's here. |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
805 |
There seems to be an accounting error. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
806 |
The models for the Andy Warhol art class are here. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
807 |
The auditors smell blood, sir. |
1.2651 |
0.06201 |
83 |
66 |
12 |
5 |
808 |
Well all those DACA workers used to be on this floor. |
1.2651 |
0.05707 |
83 |
64 |
16 |
3 |
809 |
The jury just reached a unanimous decision in record time. |
1.2651 |
0.05444 |
83 |
63 |
18 |
2 |
810 |
I am not sure where to direct them. They said they are here for diversity training. |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
811 |
Why do I keep attracting the same man over and over? |
1.2651 |
0.05959 |
83 |
65 |
14 |
4 |
812 |
Let's skip the diversity training. |
1.2651 |
0.06658 |
83 |
68 |
8 |
7 |
813 |
"There seem to be more of him than meets the eye". |
1.2651 |
0.06433 |
83 |
67 |
10 |
6 |
814 |
I think I'll skip the speed dating tonight. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
815 |
How exactly did you mean "You'll know him when you see him?" |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
816 |
How did you say I would recognize him? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
817 |
Let me call you back. The senate just got out. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
818 |
Yah, "Building a diverse corporate culture" just let out. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
819 |
Please tell me you remembered to bring the name tags. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
820 |
I'm worried I wouldn't be a good fit here. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
821 |
Sure, I'll put you on. Can you describe him? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
822 |
I told you I had binders full of men. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
823 |
I told you not to put the copier in the genetics lab. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
824 |
... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ...he's here ... he's here ... |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
825 |
I think he's in the copy room. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
826 |
He's very worried--says he's beside himself. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
827 |
I think we've got our man. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
828 |
Definitely the worst case of indentity theft I've ever seen |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
829 |
I know you said he's "one in a million", but couldn't he come by himself? |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
830 |
"You said he's the one with the long tie and small moustache and glasses? |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
831 |
Your employment ad may have been a bit too specific. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
832 |
There may be the possibility of voter fraud. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
833 |
I don't see Waldo. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
834 |
Speed dating looks like a disaster tonight. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
835 |
Clowns. I said clowns. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
836 |
Henry's been taking selfies with the 3-D printer. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
837 |
Siri misunderstood when I asked for the nearest gyms. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
838 |
I thought I ordered a thousand forks, not a thousand dorks. |
1.2625 |
0.06595 |
80 |
65 |
9 |
6 |
839 |
Yes, the algorithm works. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
840 |
Yeah, I guess you could say I stood out in the interview. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
841 |
I told them to wear different ties! |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
842 |
Yeah, the diversity workshop just let out. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
843 |
We'll just have to treat them as equals. |
1.2625 |
0.05553 |
80 |
61 |
17 |
2 |
844 |
"Nondescript guy" is here for the audition. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
845 |
The Gene Hacker 3000 is malfunctioning again. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
846 |
I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
847 |
Yes. They came to consensus quite quickly, as if all of one mind. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
848 |
The choice will be simpler than you thought. |
1.2625 |
0.05831 |
80 |
62 |
15 |
3 |
849 |
Amy, I don't think I fit in here. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
850 |
Hi, yeah, I'm right past the door and holding up a piece of paper. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
851 |
I think our want ad may have been too specific.. |
1.2625 |
0.06350 |
80 |
64 |
11 |
5 |
852 |
I think our copy machine has malfunctioned. |
1.2625 |
0.06096 |
80 |
63 |
13 |
4 |
853 |
They multiply like accountants. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
854 |
Urgent.The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
855 |
They're here for the diversity training workshop. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
856 |
Bob, we really need to diversify our workforce... I think we can hire someone other than Larry. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
857 |
I'm afraid the job specifications for your help-wanted ad were two narrow. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
858 |
We're having trouble with the copier again. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
859 |
Which candidate would you like to see first? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
860 |
I've been at this firm way too long. Everyone is beginning to look alike. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
861 |
Uhh, Mr. Sondheim….don’t bother, they’re here. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
862 |
Honey, I'm getting worried about the office groupthink. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
863 |
The early diversity training results aren't encouraging. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
864 |
Breaking news! The Republican Congress members have finally agreed on a vote to repeal Obamacare.......... |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
865 |
I'm here, sir. How will I recognize you? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
866 |
We have a major identity crisis here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
867 |
Uh, bad news: remember the nerdy guy we fired who was setting up the 3D printer for the ties? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
868 |
Cancel the exterminator. There has been a misunderstanding about W.A.S.P.s in the conference room. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
869 |
Mr. Elliot is beside himself. |
1.2564 |
0.06933 |
78 |
65 |
6 |
7 |
870 |
Balding, mustache, glasses... Oh, yes, I see him! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
871 |
What do you mean, I have "a type?" |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
872 |
Middle management is here. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
873 |
Pay the ransom. The hackers got into the copy machine. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
874 |
Look, he can be all the places all the time, that's what sets us apart from the other firms. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
875 |
Code red! The accounting department has escaped! |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
876 |
I'd like to report a problem with your internet dating service |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
877 |
I think we ordered too many |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
878 |
You're right, this company does have a diversity problem. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
879 |
How many times did you swipe right? |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
880 |
CLOWNS! I said send over some CLOWNS! |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
881 |
Your 10 to the thirtieth is here. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
882 |
Security? The engineers are getting out again. |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
883 |
Hello, Triple A Pest Control? They're back! |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
884 |
Apparently the infection is spreading. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
885 |
All the same height, weight, everything! They're perfect backup dancers! |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
886 |
Don't bother, Mr. Sondheim. They're here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
887 |
Men are all the same. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
888 |
Sir, the Republican nominees have arrived for the debate. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
889 |
He did say we'd be impressed with his numbers. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
890 |
How many does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
891 |
Hi, Debbie, be prepared for plenty of mansplaining this meeting. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
892 |
I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! |
1.2564 |
0.06689 |
78 |
64 |
8 |
6 |
893 |
The demographic is here. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
894 |
What does he look like again? |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
895 |
The apprentice is holding on line two. Patch me through to the sorcerer. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
896 |
They all used the same fertility clinic as a reference |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
897 |
Cancel the diversity workshop. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
898 |
The copier repairman is here. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
899 |
Carol? Call IT and tell them the 3D printer is acting up again. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
900 |
No, no. I said I wanted some scones, not clones. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
901 |
Actually, they all look like his profile picture. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
902 |
The new hires are here for diversity training. |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
903 |
Yes, I'll try to find him. Again, what does he look like? |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
904 |
Something really sci-fi just happened in the copy room. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
905 |
I thought the audit is starting next Monday! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
906 |
Yes, it's about the facial recognition software you installed |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
907 |
Yes Mr. Trump, there's a healthy amount of diversity. One mentioned tacos. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
908 |
It appears that the 3-D printer has jammed again. |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
909 |
Security--Mr. McTeague is 3-D printing again. |
1.2564 |
0.05895 |
78 |
61 |
14 |
3 |
910 |
No, we’re not an equal opportunity employer. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
911 |
Bow ties. I said bow ties. |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
912 |
The good news is Gary fixed the 3D printer. |
1.2564 |
0.05605 |
78 |
60 |
16 |
2 |
913 |
Yes, the diversity committee meeting just got out. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
914 |
My God! That poor coat-check girl! |
1.2564 |
0.05300 |
78 |
59 |
18 |
1 |
915 |
I had heard he was a "Me! Me! Me!" type of person, but I had no idea! |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
916 |
Uh , Hi, is this the match.com hotline...? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
917 |
Can you describe him for me? |
1.2564 |
0.06171 |
78 |
62 |
12 |
4 |
918 |
No, no irregularities here. |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
919 |
Yes, this is the casting call for March of the Penguins' Accountants |
1.2564 |
0.06435 |
78 |
63 |
10 |
5 |
920 |
Housekeeping? I wish to report an infestation of mediocrity. |
1.2535 |
0.06867 |
71 |
58 |
8 |
5 |
921 |
Yes, I know you just fumigated last month, but I think they're already coming back. |
1.2532 |
0.06361 |
79 |
64 |
10 |
5 |
922 |
Tech support? Fourteenth floor. It's the copier again. |
1.2532 |
0.05829 |
79 |
62 |
14 |
3 |
923 |
No. I can't report anything unusual. |
1.2532 |
0.06101 |
79 |
63 |
12 |
4 |
924 |
And bring the nose hair clippers. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
925 |
As I said, Brent, the new robot line may not be marketable to the six year-old demographic. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
926 |
It's hard to tell who's to blame. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
927 |
I think we were too specific in our help wanted ad. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
928 |
Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
929 |
These applicants are all the same. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
930 |
We can use the conference room - the diversity committee meeting is just adjourning. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
931 |
They say "Just call me Jimbo" and they have a form letter |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
932 |
It's not what you think, but your husband won't be coming home alone. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
933 |
The Wharton glee club is here and hungry. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
934 |
Yeah, someone left the door to accounting unlocked again. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
935 |
The photocopier has gone rogue |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
936 |
I think it's time to turn off the 3-D printer. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
937 |
Who called the Fibonacci Accountant Service? |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
938 |
Professor, there's news on your cloning experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
939 |
Replicants have breached the outer wall but don't appear to be aggressive. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
940 |
Uh, how many doubles did you say this film needed? |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
941 |
I know I've seen him before. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
942 |
No not Klondike! I said they cloned Ike! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
943 |
I'm sure I only ordered one. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
944 |
I don't think these applicants are going to meet our diversity criteria. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
945 |
I'm calling to report a problem with our 3D printer. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
946 |
I may have fired the wrong Bob. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
947 |
The geneticist is here with his portfolio. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
948 |
He's just been beside himself all day. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
949 |
I now understand the redundancy concerns the leadership team raised |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
950 |
Can I call you back? The copy room is jammed. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
951 |
Um, Mr. Disney, the Sorcerer's apprentice is at it again. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
952 |
Mr. Kobach, I think I found that voter fraud you were concerned about. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
953 |
The pods have been breached! |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
954 |
Cheryll, you know how you've always said you wished there could be more guys like Bob...? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
955 |
Sorry, I thought you said 'Send in the clones!'. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
956 |
I don't think our workforce diversity policy's working! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
957 |
Yes, this is Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldtstache and Baldestache and .... |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
958 |
Mr. Collins, the yes men have arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
76 |
58 |
17 |
1 |
959 |
They are all saying something about the Million Me March |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
960 |
Those freshly minted MBA's you ordered have just arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
961 |
Honey, I'm going to have to call you back. The U.S. government just walked it. |
1.2500 |
0.06248 |
76 |
61 |
11 |
4 |
962 |
Dr. Jekyll, your mr. hydes have arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
963 |
NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
964 |
I looked and he isn't here. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
965 |
I forgot the name tags! |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
966 |
We have a situation in the copy room. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
967 |
...and they appear politically correct. Yes, PC clones. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
968 |
What do you mean temporary malfunction? |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
969 |
I think the wormhole in Anderson's office is acting up again. |
1.2500 |
0.06523 |
76 |
62 |
9 |
5 |
970 |
We can start the meeting now. The guys from Xerox just arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
971 |
Your Victoria's Secret focus group is waiting. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
972 |
I ordered clowns, not clones. |
1.2500 |
0.05658 |
76 |
59 |
15 |
2 |
973 |
I think that we have a diversity problem |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
974 |
The preliminary experiment worked but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
975 |
Hey Boss, you know that copier repairman that was here yesterday?... |
1.2466 |
0.05780 |
73 |
57 |
14 |
2 |
976 |
Can you get down here quickly. It seems, I've got an identity crisis on my hands. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
977 |
Hurry, we need many more sport coats! |
1.2466 |
0.06101 |
73 |
58 |
12 |
3 |
978 |
I believe the Xerox session just ended. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
979 |
So, that's how they keep women out of senior management! |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
980 |
We're going to need name tags....lots of them |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
981 |
I'd say IRS from the length of their ties. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
982 |
Clowns...send in the clowns. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
983 |
Yes, IT? Our copier is on the Fritz mode again. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
984 |
When your dating service said multiple chances to meet a match, I had something else in mind! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
985 |
Dr Young, You must call me immediately. The results of the cloning study project we did in 1960 which appeared in the New England Journal Medicine were more successful than you can imagine.. |
1.2432 |
0.05378 |
74 |
57 |
16 |
1 |
986 |
But how do I know which one's the queen? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
987 |
I asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
988 |
Yes Mr. Cook, I believe we're ready to launch the iClone. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
989 |
It just feels like we could use some workplace diversity. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
990 |
The Average Joe convention is just letting out, I'll have to call you back. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
991 |
Tech support? Our copy machine is stuck on David Axelrod. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
992 |
Yes, I'm very confident this is NOT the 'Magic Mike' clone portal. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
993 |
We really need to move that 3D copier out of Accounting. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
994 |
The copier's jammed again. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
995 |
I hit "Reply All." |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
996 |
Our personnel department has to stop looking for similar credentials. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
997 |
Don't bother, they're here. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
998 |
could you describe him for me? |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
999 |
Sir, I think we're going to need a shepherd. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1000 |
I wanted clowns for the party, not clones. |
1.2432 |
0.06887 |
74 |
62 |
6 |
6 |
1001 |
Did you say look for the bald guy with a small mustache and round glasses? |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1002 |
Cancel the shrimp tempura. He says they're all allergic. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1003 |
I'm pretty sure that Dr. Janson has perfected a highly advanced variant of asexual reproduction. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1004 |
Ask the repairman to come back, still something wrong with the copier. |
1.2432 |
0.06327 |
74 |
60 |
10 |
4 |
1005 |
The Accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1006 |
I'm sending up that crop of newly minted MBAs you wanted. |
1.2432 |
0.05711 |
74 |
58 |
14 |
2 |
1007 |
Yes, Sir. Your description was perfect! |
1.2432 |
0.06027 |
74 |
59 |
12 |
3 |
1008 |
I think the copier was left on the Fred setting again. |
1.2432 |
0.06613 |
74 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
1009 |
The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1010 |
It looks like Accounting started multiplying again. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1011 |
Yes Sir, all the ties are made in the USA. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1012 |
The focus group is here. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1013 |
The 3-D printer is on the Fritz. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1014 |
Not quite. We ordered 200 toupees and NO Groucho mustaches! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1015 |
I'm still not sure about Waldo, but I have definitely found Harold. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1016 |
Hold on. Accounting just finished their meeting. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1017 |
Only one of them looks competent. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1018 |
there's one in every crowd |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1019 |
That inquiry e-mail we received one thousand times wasn't a glitch. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1020 |
Please tell HR I was just kidding. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1021 |
It looks like the cloning experiment worked TOO well. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1022 |
Hi Boss, can you get down here? Something sort of spooky happened with George and the 3-d printer. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1023 |
You can turn off the 3D printer now, please. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1024 |
Yeah. The copier's doing that thing again. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1025 |
I said we needed an “Everyman”, not every Everyman! |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1026 |
The meeting just broke up and I think we have consensus. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1027 |
We have an identity crisis here. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1028 |
Yes sir, the accountants have taken over the 4th floor. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1029 |
Can't choose, boss. The candidates all appear to be equally qualified. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1030 |
There looking for the "alt center" rally" |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1031 |
I asked you to make multiple copies FOR Mr. Thornton! |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1032 |
The new dress code is having an unexpected effect. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1033 |
It's an accounting nightmare. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1034 |
This is not what I expected a "Zombie Walk" to look like. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1035 |
The white male 55 to 62 demographic is here to see you. |
1.2394 |
0.05101 |
71 |
54 |
17 |
0 |
1036 |
The copy machine's acting up again. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1037 |
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1038 |
Well, she's certainly got a type. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1039 |
I figured out who's been messing with the copier settings. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1040 |
Yes, the meeting to figure out what is wrong with our recruitment process is about to begin. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1041 |
I am afraid your temps are quite run-of-the-mill. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1042 |
That computer dating site has really nailed my type. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1043 |
Your brother has a birthmark where? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1044 |
Boss, there's a flock of someone here to see you. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1045 |
Sir, your numbers are about to get crunched. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1046 |
He did say his greatest strength was multitasking. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1047 |
I'll see if he's here; give me a few days. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1048 |
This fundamentalist cult has a surprisingly shallow gene pool. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1049 |
I'm worried they just hired me to improve the workplace diversity. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1050 |
There's a problem with the copier on the 9th floor. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1051 |
The algorithm HR uses to recruit new accountants is too narrow |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1052 |
Good morning you've reached the law firm of Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein.... |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1053 |
When I said we need to clone the new accountant, it was just an expression. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1054 |
Will you PLEASE stop repeating yourself. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1055 |
Harv, did you forget to turn off the 3D printer? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1056 |
I told you I could change that light bulb myself. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1057 |
I think I found him. Bald, glasses and mustache, right? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1058 |
I don't envy their mother. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1059 |
The good news is the repairman fixed the paper jam. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1060 |
Do you remember last night when you wished we had more employees like Jenkins? Well,.... |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1061 |
I think your in vitro fertilization malpractice case is here. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1062 |
Tell casting it's a good turn-out for the "Where's Waldo Now?" audition. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1063 |
We are going to need as many toupees as you have. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1064 |
Mr. Sinclair, are you ready for your 10:15, 10:20, 10:25, 10:30, 10:35... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1065 |
How many did you order on Amazon? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1066 |
Everywhere you go, there you are. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1067 |
How many did you order? |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1068 |
Jody, I need you to press cancel job on the 3D printer. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1069 |
We'll need 252 gray flannel jackets. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1070 |
We're a big company but diversity is not our strength. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1071 |
You told me to wear the wig and ditch the mustache and glasses; I added the skirt suit and heels. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1072 |
Your average Joe just walked through the door! |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1073 |
The accountants just got loose and they look highly aroused, |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1074 |
I've got some good news and some bad news about that cloning experiment. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1075 |
The sales rep claims it's the latest in 3D printing. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1076 |
I'm telling you the Doppel Gang is real. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1077 |
Guess who fell into the 3D printer again. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1078 |
The White House is ready to fill any vacancy. |
1.2394 |
0.07361 |
71 |
61 |
3 |
7 |
1079 |
You're gonna have to give me more than bald with glasses. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1080 |
I've told them. They don't care. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1081 |
Tell me again how I recognize Mr. Smith. |
1.2394 |
0.07082 |
71 |
60 |
5 |
6 |
1082 |
Where should I put middle management? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1083 |
They're right! All men are alike. |
1.2394 |
0.05481 |
71 |
55 |
15 |
1 |
1084 |
Yes ma'am, our men are hand selected and specifically tailored to satisfy your day to day needs. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1085 |
Sir, your "Dopplergang" has arrived. |
1.2394 |
0.07082 |
71 |
60 |
5 |
6 |
1086 |
Mary, has the copier repairman already left? |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1087 |
Sheila confirms her theory that all men are alike. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1088 |
Yes, he's here...hold on... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1089 |
I didn't want even one of him. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1090 |
I assure you, Mr. Sondheim distinctly said "clowns!" |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1091 |
Mr. Metzger, the auditors are here. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1092 |
Remember that old machine that came with the warehouse? Well, it would appear that Overby has figured out what it's for |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1093 |
We ordered the Office-Party Fun Pack called 'A Thousand Clowns,' but you sent ... um ... |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1094 |
I think he's here — Can you tell me what he smells like? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1095 |
Yes, I'm sure we have a problem with workplace diversity. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1096 |
Maybe we were a little too specific in what kind of candidate we're looking for. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1097 |
At least, I think it's the men's room. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1098 |
I ordered 100 hot-dogs, not Franks. |
1.2394 |
0.06792 |
71 |
59 |
7 |
5 |
1099 |
We're out of stock on the five-eight model. Would she accept a five-nine? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1100 |
Sorry, but I wanted twenty-five Ball ... Point ... Pens .... |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1101 |
"Oh wait...I see him now". |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1102 |
The new Apple iClones are amazing! |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1103 |
I'd like to report a concern with our diversity program. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1104 |
Oh good lord John just which button did you push? |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1105 |
Janice, get down here! I think I found your type! |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
1106 |
Do you want the glass half-full or glass half-empty opinion? |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1107 |
No I said to send in the clowns. |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1108 |
He just came out of the copier room. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1109 |
. . . try unplugging and then plugging in the copier . . . |
1.2394 |
0.06172 |
71 |
57 |
11 |
3 |
1110 |
The instructions clearly state not to lean over the copier. |
1.2394 |
0.06489 |
71 |
58 |
9 |
4 |
1111 |
No, I don't know why the FBI classifies Jack Johnson fans as a gang either. |
1.2361 |
0.06407 |
72 |
59 |
9 |
4 |
1112 |
I’m sorry. I thought you said, “Send in the clones.” |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
1113 |
Cancel the casting call. |
1.2361 |
0.06706 |
72 |
60 |
7 |
5 |
1114 |
The auditors are here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1115 |
What color tie is he wearing? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1116 |
Let me see... can you describe him for me? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1117 |
Honestly, I think the copier's really on the fritz Helen! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1118 |
Could you be a little more specific? |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1119 |
And their resumes are all identical! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1120 |
Please let him know that the middle management robots have arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1121 |
The compliance department is here. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1122 |
The vote was 32-1 rejecting the claim that gender discrimination is practiced here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1123 |
Well he might still be in the men's room |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1124 |
Bob? I think your identity got stolen again. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1125 |
Nobody here looks like me |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1126 |
He said to let you know that he doesn't find it sincere or flattering. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1127 |
Send in the clones. Oh wait, don't bother, they're here. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1128 |
Can you describe the tie? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1129 |
It's true, at this company they do tend to hire people like themselves. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1130 |
Paradise Pizza? I ordered extra 'olives' not Olivers. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1131 |
Hello maintenance. The copy machine is stuck. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1132 |
Hurry! It's the Accountant's Apprentice! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1133 |
Hello, tech support? Our copier is doing that weird thing again. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1134 |
The problem may be the 3-D printer. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1135 |
Wait… I think I see him coming. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1136 |
There appears to be consensus within the dress code committee. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1137 |
Doctor, I think the DNA copy machine is broken. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1138 |
The product testers and for the l new facial recognition feature are here. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1139 |
You said he'd be the one with the mustache. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1140 |
I think our diversity program needs some tweaking. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1141 |
I'm looking for him now, is he wearing a tie? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1142 |
The Diversity and Inclusion Committee meeting is just ending. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1143 |
Clone the accounts? Oh, I misheard you. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1144 |
"It must have auto-corrected to 'Send in the Clones' ". |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1145 |
Looks like it was unanimous. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1146 |
Good news! They are all leaving in complete agreement. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1147 |
Hello Office Services... The Copier seems to be malfunctioning again! |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1148 |
The copier is stuck again. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1149 |
Looks like the cloning experiments are working. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1150 |
I think accounting missed that "Diversity in the Workplace" presentation. |
1.2319 |
0.05118 |
69 |
53 |
16 |
0 |
1151 |
Marvin Klausteins are here for their ten o'clock appointment. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1152 |
Can you read that help wanted ad to me one more time... |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1153 |
Oh, you know, same old, same old. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1154 |
I ordered a pack of herbs, not a pack of Herbs! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1155 |
The FaceID test team is here. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1156 |
No, Gerald, I distinctly said, "Send in the clowns." |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1157 |
And where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1158 |
Um, there'll be no thinking outside the box with this group. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1159 |
Next time, could you clone Brad Pitt? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1160 |
Call ChristianNerdMatch.com and find out how my work address wound up in my posting. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1161 |
It's a musical number, "Send in the Clones." |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1162 |
Joe has become redundant. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1163 |
The new batch is just starting to emerge. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1164 |
You have got to see the Diversity Committee! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1165 |
Uh, yes, I think there's a problem with the copy machine... |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1166 |
...okay okay what does he look like? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1167 |
No, no, I said send in the clowns |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1168 |
I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1169 |
Tech support to the copy room. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1170 |
The auditors have arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1171 |
Hello, tech support - we had an accident with the copy machine! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1172 |
Sir, I have found the source of our redundancy problem. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1173 |
Right,one hundred ham on white - no mustard |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1174 |
Yes, I see him. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1175 |
You promised you wouldn't hire anymore family. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1176 |
Ms. Kahn? Your exes are here. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1177 |
Your description to the employment agency may have been a little too precise. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1178 |
I think I've found John Doe. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1179 |
Who sent in the clones? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1180 |
The diversity program seems to have hit a snag. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1181 |
Better hurry down here, Henry got stuck in the new 3-D printer ! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1182 |
I've already updated my resume--I probably shouldn't stay too long... |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1183 |
I said duplicate program copies, not program managers. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1184 |
``The bald guy? With glasses?'' |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1185 |
No, we've never had a diversity program here at Greenstein, Greenstein & Greenstein. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1186 |
The accountants have escaped." "Please hurry! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1187 |
What happened to diversity? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1188 |
Right now I'm watching the game of clones. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1189 |
So which one's Bert? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1190 |
I ordered 100 toy drones, not Roy clones. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1191 |
Hold on, let me see if I can find him for you. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1192 |
The Sorcerer's Apprentice has been here again. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1193 |
3-D printer works. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1194 |
Can you give a more complete description of your missing clone? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1195 |
Where are the box lunches? Attendees are beside themselves. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1196 |
Ya, I'd say match.com is experiencing technical difficulties. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1197 |
In the light they all look alike! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1198 |
I've found them on the 2nd floor looking for donuts. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1199 |
Is this duplication maintenance? Something has gone terribly wrong. Mr. Whipple is beside himself. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1200 |
I need a really fast answer. Where is the 'Off' switch on the 3-D printer? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1201 |
The middle managers have gotten loose again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1202 |
I said "CALL THE" IT guy, not "COPY" the IT guy... |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1203 |
I must be paranoid--I'm seeing my ex-husband everywhere. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1204 |
I can't find Waldo. Will a Walter do? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1205 |
I've asked several of these guys, and none of them seems to think that penguins all look alike. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1206 |
He's on his way now. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1207 |
Sooo... it would appear that America's been made great again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1208 |
Despite heated disagreements they are showing the same face in public. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1209 |
Sir, is it time to send in the clones? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1210 |
The pressure to conform is very strong in this company. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1211 |
Yes. It works -- perfectly. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1212 |
It's Jenkins again. His nepotism is getting out of hand. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1213 |
And which Mr. Lemming are you trying to reach? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1214 |
On the new 3D digital copier, do you remember where the off switch is located? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1215 |
This is the second time this week that my horoscope has been bang on. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1216 |
I really think you need to tell the engineers that our new 3-D printer is not a toy. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1217 |
Omigosh -- soylent green is Murray! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1218 |
We're casting now for "Yawn of the Dead. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1219 |
Walter got the 3D printer working, but you're not going to believe what's happening! |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1220 |
'K. Hold on. I'll try to find Waldo. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1221 |
could you describe him for me? |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1222 |
I know he's around here somewhere. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1223 |
You know that job we posted? The candidates seem to have a lot in common. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1224 |
I think we need to keep Mr. Grigsby away from the 3-D printer. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1225 |
I said clowns, not clones. You know, "Send in the clowns." |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1226 |
No, we pride ourselves on diversity. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1227 |
O.K. Now go out there and make a difference! |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1228 |
I think you'll find the new cabinet to be less contentious sir |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1229 |
And so the Clone Wars begin...... |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1230 |
He's claiming he's a victim of identity theft. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1231 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I do know who was the last to use the new copier. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1232 |
The shipment from Lemming, Lemming & Lemming is here sir. Should I send them to marketing? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1233 |
Well, I've interviewed all the applicants, but I'm having trouble deciding. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1234 |
I should have asked more questions before accepting the job as Chief Diversity Officer. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1235 |
Copy room? Get someone up here ASAP! |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1236 |
They all look the same even without their white hoods! |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1237 |
Is it the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1238 |
He told the temp, "Make me 100 copies." |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1239 |
I think we've got a diversity problem. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1240 |
Yes sir, it looks like the replicator is stuck on CPA again. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1241 |
There's been a malfunction in the factory. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1242 |
Hi, I'm down by the copier room and have a question. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1243 |
Is our copy machine still under warranty? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1244 |
Yes, sir I'll send them in...oh, just your average Joe's... |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1245 |
Gotta go...the President's cabinet meeting is just letting out. |
1.2319 |
0.07195 |
69 |
59 |
4 |
6 |
1246 |
The Accounting Department is multiplying. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1247 |
His name is Waldo? |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1248 |
Your diversity training class has arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1249 |
Listen R & D, when I said we could use more workers like Mr. Issacs, it was not a challenge. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1250 |
Yes, I know you said he'll be the bald one with the glasses and mustache! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1251 |
Let's get those name tags up here ASAP. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1252 |
So much for that "special someone" the speed dating service promised. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1253 |
Could you send a tech support guy to fix the copier? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1254 |
Hello Amazon, when I ordered your lightning deal on 100 herbs I don't think I read the details carefully enough. |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1255 |
They said they all come from the same sperm bank. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1256 |
Gotta go, my Tinder dates arrived and apparently, I have a type. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1257 |
The IBM reunion class has arrived. |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1258 |
Clowns! I know I said clowns! |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1259 |
Your shipment of counterfeit Genes just arrived |
1.2319 |
0.06892 |
69 |
58 |
6 |
5 |
1260 |
Mom, what was the name of your fertility Doctor? |
1.2319 |
0.05892 |
69 |
55 |
12 |
2 |
1261 |
Yeah, hi. Your Morts are here. |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1262 |
So David Beckham wasn't available? |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1263 |
Lou? Your stupid brother is monkeying with the copy machine again. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1264 |
Their poor mother. |
1.2319 |
0.05519 |
69 |
54 |
14 |
1 |
1265 |
We're ready for the auditions. |
1.2319 |
0.06576 |
69 |
57 |
8 |
4 |
1266 |
'I'm not sure this is the diversity effort we were after.' |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1267 |
We need the border collie in accounting, pronto! |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1268 |
The meeting was over. They all agreed. |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1269 |
You told me to call when the suits arrived but it looks like they forgot the jackets. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1270 |
To clarify, the client wanted a room filled with cologne. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1271 |
Kimberley, I specifically said 'NO moustache'! |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1272 |
You might want to come over here, Norm's reproducing himself again |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1273 |
Abernathy is logged onto the 3-D printer again. |
1.2273 |
0.07094 |
66 |
56 |
5 |
5 |
1274 |
The copier is out of toner again. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1275 |
The good news is that the new guy is a whiz with the 3D printer... |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1276 |
Hey Bill ,it's Diane. Just curious, did you leave the cloning machine on? |
1.2273 |
0.05629 |
66 |
52 |
13 |
1 |
1277 |
You did say send in the clones? |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1278 |
Sir, all the employees who don't complain just quit. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1279 |
Yes, the job opening has very specific requirements. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1280 |
It looks like Higgins down in R&D has found a way to increase its productivity . . . |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1281 |
Dr., remember when you injected the cloned embryos with growth hormone? |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1282 |
the actualization through individuality meeting is out |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1283 |
I hope that these Joes are not the average. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1284 |
Sir, there has been a malfunction in the 3D printer. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1285 |
I've found all the Morty Kleins we were missing. |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1286 |
Um...Harold seems to have broken the 3D printer. |
1.2273 |
0.06028 |
66 |
53 |
11 |
2 |
1287 |
I think we have a copier problem. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1288 |
I think we should diversify. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1289 |
In the meantime, one can only hope Bob didn't also do a naked butt ride on the malfunctioning 3D copier. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1290 |
Dennis, it appears we have a problem with the cloning experiment. |
1.2273 |
0.06403 |
66 |
54 |
9 |
3 |
1291 |
Who let in the sorcerer's apprentice? |
1.2273 |
0.06758 |
66 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
1292 |
The copier's going crazy again. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1293 |
What color eyes did you say? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1294 |
You sent clones. I asked you to send in the clowns. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1295 |
My God! The lower-mid-level management A.I. has finally achieved singularity! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1296 |
It looks like Wilkins in accounting is trending. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1297 |
I am not sure which one I had sex with in the copying room! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1298 |
I told you, we can learn to clone or cure male pattern baldness. But we do not have the resources to do both. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1299 |
Finley has the duplicating machine up and running. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1300 |
I said "cyclone," not "clone Sy." |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1301 |
Hi Hon, I just discovered what happens when you move 3-d graphics into Accounting. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1302 |
Oh my god, he's here!... The cute one with the mustache. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1303 |
We need to rerun that want ad for the accountant position, and make the requirements less specific this time. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1304 |
I think we better get name tags. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1305 |
We need more couches. He has multiple persons disorder. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1306 |
Yes, when I handed him his pink slip--like when Mickey Mouse chops up the broom in Sorcerer's Apprentice--multiplying, hundreds of him. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1307 |
Microdifferentiation: Aleatoria speaking. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1308 |
Let me get back to you about this open door policy |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1309 |
Which one of him should I fire? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1310 |
Well, they all look the same to me. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1311 |
Buy stock in toupees |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1312 |
We got 247 to audition for Groucho but none of them wants to be Harpo or Zeppo. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1313 |
Sir, the n-tuplets are loose again! |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1314 |
Should the candidate be good at multiplication? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1315 |
He said, "colonoscopy" not "clones-copy". |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1316 |
Call Security! Irving fell in the 3-D printer again |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1317 |
I'll see if he's here. Can you tell me what he looks like? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1318 |
The Freedom Caucus has decided to recommend eliminating healthcare for women. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1319 |
The team from Smithers, et al, is here sir. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1320 |
Martha quickly regretted capitalizing the "G" in her request to analyze the corporate gene pool. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1321 |
At first I thought it was twins, then triplets---but this is ridiculous. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1322 |
They say they all come from the hillside where the little boxes are. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1323 |
Sir, we have a situation down here. Joe from our tech support team was working on the 3-D printer...and no sir, HR cannot handle this one. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1324 |
"I thought you said bring in the clones". |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1325 |
Mr. Waldo? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1326 |
I've found the room where they keep the copier. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1327 |
Yes, I'd like to report a violation of the law of conservation of mass- please hurry! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1328 |
I think the lawyers from Lemming, Lemming, and Lemming are here. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1329 |
Good news and bad news about the breakthroughs at that in vitro fertilization center. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1330 |
"Could you send up 100 calculators"? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1331 |
A lot of candidates, not a lot of choices. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1332 |
Margo, I've found out why we're in the minority here at Google. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1333 |
Way too much men's clone here. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1334 |
Where are the Lemmings ? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1335 |
Sir, the witness protection team, is ready |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1336 |
It was an IBM secret project room apparently and they have all been working on something called a computer typewriter since 1980 |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1337 |
The Equifax fallout has arrived, sir. |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1338 |
They want to know who they are. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1339 |
This is the time of year when they congregate, before filing south. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1340 |
Hold on. I'll see if I can find him. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1341 |
I got your message. I'm here to meet him. Does he have a mustache? |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1342 |
Yes sir, he was a one in a million applicant. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1343 |
Remember when you misspelled "cologne" in that bulk order? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1344 |
They were supposed to be collated and stapled, too! |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1345 |
We need more chairs for the employee diversity training. |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1346 |
I think Tim's been experimenting with the 3-D printer again! |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1347 |
You remember Jones, the multiverse researcher? Well, he may have made a break-through. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1348 |
I clearly said "clowns", but don't bother, they're here. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1349 |
Got it, Sir. An AC/DC tattoo on his left butt cheek. |
1.2239 |
0.05131 |
67 |
52 |
15 |
0 |
1350 |
Gerald's been using the copy machine again. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1351 |
Housekeeping? We have a swarm of Nats on the third floor. |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1352 |
Hello, Tech Support? I'm ... uh ... outside the copy room ... |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1353 |
Sir, the diversity committee is here with its findings. |
1.2239 |
0.05554 |
67 |
53 |
13 |
1 |
1354 |
But Martin, what will we do with all these new CPAs if Congress passes tax reform? |
1.2239 |
0.06996 |
67 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
1355 |
Do we have any openings for old white guys? |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1356 |
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve are here to see you, sir. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1357 |
What did you say would happen if I didn't use those solar eclipse glasses? |
1.2239 |
0.06665 |
67 |
56 |
7 |
4 |
1358 |
Sir, accounting has solved the door knob. Please advise on the windows. |
1.2239 |
0.06316 |
67 |
55 |
9 |
3 |
1359 |
Customer Support to the DNA lab, please... |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1360 |
The "Morris CPA' droids are ready and deploying to accounting. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1361 |
Tech support? I think the new 3-D printer is broken. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1362 |
I'll have to call you back. Trump's cabinet meeting just finished. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1363 |
It’s worse than locusts. It’s middle management. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1364 |
I requested "Send in the Clowns" not "Send in the Clones |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1365 |
Donald. Your base is here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1366 |
Harold's playing around with the copier again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1367 |
Sir, Mr. Mayberry has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1368 |
Who knew replacing Gordon would be so simple! |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1369 |
Drones! I said I wanted drones! |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1370 |
Someone asked if we are an equal opportunity employer |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1371 |
Helen, call the copier repairman, and tell him to hurry. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1372 |
The lemmings are looking for a cliff. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1373 |
I think I may have been too specific. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1374 |
Are you sure he said send in the "clones"??? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1375 |
I said Elvis impersonators, not Elmer impersonators! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1376 |
Yep. The new copy/paste feature is definitely working. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1377 |
Could you describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1378 |
Your double? Well, yes and no. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1379 |
Doctor, your client with multiple personality disorder is here, with all of his personalities |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1380 |
We're just about to start our Diversity Committee meeting. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1381 |
Glasses, mustache, tie—you can't miss him. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1382 |
Looks like he's been playing with the new 3D printer again! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1383 |
Cloning Department? You can stop now. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1384 |
Sir, Norton has gone viral again. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1385 |
Jane - You wouldn't believe the copy machine they've got on the 5th floor... |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1386 |
The photocopier repair team is here. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1387 |
Do not send in the clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1388 |
I'm not sure. Tell me again what he looks like. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1389 |
Hi Tim, the face ID class action just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1390 |
Yes, it's the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1391 |
Every one of them has offered me a "mustache ride". |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1392 |
Someone is playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1393 |
They're coming out now. Looks like the vote was unanimous. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1394 |
In the future, let's keep Irving away from the 3-D copier. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1395 |
Everyone from accounting looks the same to me. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1396 |
I requested clowns - not clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1397 |
Sir - the Congressional Committee on Enhancing Diversity and Inclusion is here to meet with you. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1398 |
Maybe the job listing was too specific? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1399 |
Lights off or on they're all the same. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1400 |
Ms. Beasley, the shipment arrived, one problem though. Check the spelling, it should have read 'drones'. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1401 |
Yes sir, looks like Mr. Todd may be onto something with the 3D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1402 |
Yes, this is "Inflatable Accountants." How many do you need? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1403 |
Weirdest stripper-gram ever. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1404 |
We need someone here quickly the 3D Printer is on the Fritz again. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1405 |
Send cleanup to the copy center. Bill ODed on cloner again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1406 |
Tell IT that we have an issue with the new 3D printer |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1407 |
I'm not sure who left the door open, but it looks like at least half the accounting department has already gotten out. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1408 |
Irv forgot to hit the collate button again. |
1.2188 |
0.07542 |
64 |
56 |
2 |
6 |
1409 |
Yes he's here |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1410 |
" Gene Pool", please report to the front lobby. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1411 |
Yes, sir, there seems to be an unanimous decision. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1412 |
There's a problem with the 3-D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1413 |
No, the Want Ad was for CLOWNS! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1414 |
Nametags? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1415 |
I think there's been some confusion, I had requested 'cologne' samples. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1416 |
looks like those guys in tech support are playing around with the 3D printers again |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1417 |
You idiot! I said a broad selection of colognes. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1418 |
The accountants are here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1419 |
Cage Free Humans. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1420 |
Remember when Baxter said he wished he could clone himself? |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1421 |
Yeah, it seems to have worked. But why would anyone want to clone Ed? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1422 |
Describe him one more time |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1423 |
We should never have gotten a 3-D copier. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1424 |
They are saying -Baah, Baah, and Baah. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1425 |
I'm telling you it's a nightmare, Cynthia. The entire accounting department is on the prowl for Junior Mints. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1426 |
We have a very strict dress code here. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1427 |
I have to go now. I'm meeting with Trump's new advisers. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1428 |
You were right mom, all men are alike/ |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1429 |
Our health department doesn't fool around with pylori infections. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1430 |
It appears the team building seminar went better than expected. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1431 |
...yes sir. The copier on 12 is stuck on Mr. Filbert again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1432 |
Could you describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1433 |
Your cloning experiment worked, and it's not a pretty sight. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1434 |
I said "clone the sheep", not the geek! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1435 |
I think the G.O.P. delegation is arriving now. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1436 |
Affirmative inaction. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1437 |
The copy machine is broken. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1438 |
Just whom did you make VP for Diversity? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1439 |
Your doppelgangers are here, sir. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1440 |
Remember my online rant about this office being for mindless clones? I think it went viral. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1441 |
Yes sir, the Copy Room applicants are here. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1442 |
It's the shorter one. The rest are imposters. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1443 |
They're strangely attracted to the scent of donuts and dry erase markers... |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1444 |
One of us is missing. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1445 |
Someone in the office left the 3-D printer on. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1446 |
I knew speed dating was not for me. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1447 |
I think the diversity meeting is over. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1448 |
Wait, they are all shirts! Where are the skins? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1449 |
Oh, you said you wanted clowns. I thought you said clones. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1450 |
No, this is worse than the Matrix. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1451 |
Close the door. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1452 |
Send in the clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1453 |
Exactly how much "diversity" were we looking for in the applicants Sir?" |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1454 |
Yes Sir I do see the gentleman with the striped tie. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1455 |
If you meant 100 Franks then yes, they're here, however no hot-dogs. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1456 |
When I said the world needs more Dr. Phils I was speaking figuratively. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1457 |
At this conference, I'm a definite 'Ten.' |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1458 |
Yes, Mr. Cook. We've gathered all the people who can unlock the iPhone with the same Face ID. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1459 |
I said print 100 gears not engineers |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1460 |
Send in the clones. Actually, don't bother. They're here. |
1.2188 |
0.07206 |
64 |
55 |
4 |
5 |
1461 |
They're all here. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1462 |
Maybe you could give me a little more detailed description of this Mr. Smith. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1463 |
It looks like Ted has the 3-D printer working again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1464 |
I won't let this company turn me into someone I'm not. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1465 |
There's a problem in the copy room. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1466 |
You asked for like-minded applicants. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1467 |
So, remember how we agreed that name tags would be a splurge? |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1468 |
I asked for clowns, not clones. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1469 |
I'm not sure. Describe him again? |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1470 |
OMG, the IBM bus just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1471 |
Bert, do you still have that manual for the 3-D copier? |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1472 |
We're gonna need more mustaches |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1473 |
We need tech in the 3D printer room again. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1474 |
Mr. Thompson . . . the facial recognition focus group has arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.05208 |
64 |
50 |
14 |
0 |
1475 |
I thought speed dating would be more exciting. |
1.2188 |
0.05665 |
64 |
51 |
12 |
1 |
1476 |
The DNA lab is here for their meeting. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1477 |
You forgot to turn off the R&D lab's 3D printer. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
1478 |
The copy machine's at it again. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1479 |
Geoff went in to fix it. Now it seems to be making copies of Geoff! |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1480 |
Hold on. I think he just walked in. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1481 |
Casting the math teacher role is going to be tougher than we thought. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
1482 |
There is something definately going on in the copy room. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1483 |
Your herd of sheeple just arrived. |
1.2188 |
0.06087 |
64 |
52 |
10 |
2 |
1484 |
Security? Can you come up to 7? It looks like the accounting firm has breached containment. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1485 |
No, sir, you asked me to send in the clones. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1486 |
Clean up in aisle two. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1487 |
You know that new 3D printer? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1488 |
Know anything about a Rubber Stamp Convention? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1489 |
I asked them to send in the clowns. But we got the clones instead |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1490 |
We should have done name tags. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1491 |
I hoped multiple personalities would at least have more variety. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1492 |
Remember when I said I wish we could clone Stan? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1493 |
Hello, Maintenance? Could you send someone to the 6th floor? I think there's something wrong with the 3D printer. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1494 |
I think our hiring algorithm has gotten too specific. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1495 |
Do you wish to speak with the original, or one of his clones? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1496 |
Your 10 am is here, as well as your 11, noon, 1,2,3,4 and five pm |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1497 |
Mr. President, the audience for your press conference on workplace diversity has arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1498 |
Yes, the clone car just arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1499 |
Are you certain he's here? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1500 |
How do we know who's the real SlimShady ..... |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1501 |
No, I don't see anyone with a winning smile. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1502 |
Sorry, there's no Waldo here. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1503 |
Throw out the brownies in the break room ASAP. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1504 |
We should never have advertised it as a seminar for middle-aged men. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1505 |
Can someone stop the 3-D printer? |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1506 |
The job candidates finished interviewing. They appear equally qualified. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1507 |
Their poor mother. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1508 |
She's our diversity hire. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1509 |
I'm not going in that room. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1510 |
Something's not right. He keeps repeating himself. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1511 |
The door to the Art supply closet was left open again. |
1.2131 |
0.07057 |
61 |
52 |
5 |
4 |
1512 |
ok, glasses? what else? |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1513 |
The diversity seminar? It's going just..well...um... |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1514 |
Um ... It looks like the copier is acting up again! |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1515 |
Call Bob in tech. I think the copier's broken again. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1516 |
Tom, I think the auditors have achieved sentience. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1517 |
Hello, I'd like to close my Ashley Madison profile |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1518 |
It looks like the copy machine is broken again! |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1519 |
Oh, and remove the apostrophe, from hes. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1520 |
No, no, I said "clowns!" |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1521 |
I said PHONE McDooley |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1522 |
Have you considered diversifying your accountants? |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1523 |
Seems like everybody's on the same page... |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1524 |
The testers for the face recognition software have arrived. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1525 |
I knew it. With our luck, he'll be the last one out of the meeting. I'll call you back when I see him. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1526 |
I'll have to call you back, the copier machine is on the fritz again. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1527 |
It looks like the cloning of the average white man was successful. |
1.2131 |
0.06235 |
61 |
50 |
9 |
2 |
1528 |
Hello, 1965? You're Wally Cox's are here. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1529 |
I think our diversity program still needs work... |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1530 |
Yes, Sir. The lemmings are leaving the building. |
1.2131 |
0.05780 |
61 |
49 |
11 |
1 |
1531 |
Walter's at the 3D printer again. |
1.2131 |
0.06659 |
61 |
51 |
7 |
3 |
1532 |
We're going to need more Rogaine. |
1.2131 |
0.07435 |
61 |
53 |
3 |
5 |
1533 |
We've taken office standardization too far. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1534 |
Did you say that you had a twin brother, sir? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1535 |
Sam, I think we have a newsworthy genetic anamoly here! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1536 |
I see the guy with the moustache all right. Now what? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1537 |
Mr. Smith? Good news, we've located your stolen identities. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1538 |
Doctor, your 3 o'clock doppelgänger group is here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1539 |
Some Bills came today. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1540 |
Somebody put an old cartridge in the copier. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1541 |
Sorry for the voting booth backup but it could be Voter Fraud. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1542 |
Who's first today? The ties? No, the ties are the same as well. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1543 |
Well according to our research, we ARE very popular with old, bald, white guys. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1544 |
Who was the last one to use the 3-D printer? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1545 |
God created us in his own image. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1546 |
Martha, let me call you back. Looks like my diversity meeting is about to start. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1547 |
I see your point about eye witness identification. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1548 |
Your casting call has been successful for the remake of Revenge of the Nerds. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1549 |
We're trying to improve workplace diversity. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1550 |
There appears to be a glitch in the matrix sir. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1551 |
Looks like Joe fixed the 3D copier. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1552 |
Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1553 |
Having found a plethora of Waldos, Wilma solicits further instructions. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1554 |
I SAID FORKS… I WANTED YOU TO SEND TWO DOZEN FORKS! NOT DORKS! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1555 |
Apparently Mr. Cosgrove didn't realize you were joking when you told him, "Be fruitful and multiply." |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1556 |
The group from IBM has arrived. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1557 |
I said we need more toner, not more Tony. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1558 |
I guess this motivational seminar lacked that certain spark |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1559 |
I like the fifth one on the right the best. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1560 |
I guess we'll find out when they start taking their clothes off... |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1561 |
Do you think we overdid the cloning of our CEO? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1562 |
You'll be glad to hear that Dress Like An Accountant Day was a big success. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1563 |
Looks like the photocopier's on the fritz again. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1564 |
Clowns! We ordered clowns. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1565 |
Looks like Frank jammed the 3-D printer again. |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1566 |
The copier is doing something weird again! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1567 |
What kind of flash mob are we doing again? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1568 |
Er, there was a misprint in the casting call. It says we're auditioning for The Night of the Walking Teds. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1569 |
Auditioners for the part of 'balding and disillusioned middle-aged man' are here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1570 |
HOLD ON; I THINK I SEE HIM |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1571 |
The Milquetoasts are here for their 2:00. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1572 |
The new guy just copied himself in the 3D printer and I don't know which one of him to fire! |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1573 |
Hello, Hair Club for Men? Could you send over a menu? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1574 |
Carl, the sheeple are back |
1.2097 |
0.07322 |
62 |
54 |
3 |
5 |
1575 |
I.T.? Yeah, the 3d printer is broken again |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1576 |
Ben, I'd get to that bathroom right now! A room full of Mr. Whipple look-alikes just let out. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1577 |
The cast for "Orphan Beige" is here. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1578 |
Copy on that. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1579 |
I think the mushrooms are finally kicking in. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1580 |
You misunderstood me. I called about a loan, not a clone! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1581 |
Great, I pioneer the technology, and now I have to invent a market for them? |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1582 |
Could you describe him? |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1583 |
Your shipment of a gross of Melvins just arrived. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1584 |
He's stuck in the 3-D printer and it won't shut off. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1585 |
Oh, same old same old. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1586 |
Security- get up here asap- Jenkins is cloning around again! |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1587 |
The biotech company people are here. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1588 |
We hit our target demographic a little too squarely. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1589 |
I think we may have been too specific in describing our ideal applicant. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1590 |
It's too early to say if they all have moustaches - does it matter? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1591 |
The copying machine is working fine. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1592 |
What were you saying about him being one in a million? |
1.2097 |
0.05212 |
62 |
49 |
13 |
0 |
1593 |
Yes, the meeting on the diversity initiative just ended. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1594 |
Of course we're committed to diversity in the workplace. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1595 |
It's not the best diversity seminar I've been to. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1596 |
Should I ask them to strip? |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1597 |
No...I definitely said get CLOWNS for the office party. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1598 |
Actually I wanted a little more variety for the extras. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1599 |
Diversity seminar just ended. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1600 |
Yes, Virginia, it is true that all men are the same. |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1601 |
Begun, the clone war has. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1602 |
This is Human Resources. We've narrowed it down. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1603 |
We said we wanted clowns not clones. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1604 |
Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1605 |
I said, 'clowns, not clones.' |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1606 |
Well, I really don't know. I clicked unsubscribe. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1607 |
Are you sure he'll be wearing a red tie? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1608 |
"Hello Xerox 3D?We have a replicating problem! |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1609 |
Yes, quite a few applicants meet the job specifications. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1610 |
A Mr. Fungible to see you. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1611 |
I thought we ordered the Elvis impersonators. Who are these guys? |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1612 |
I'm the one not wearing a tie. |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1613 |
Sir? The Bobs are here. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
1614 |
Yes, I am at the singles mixer. |
1.2097 |
0.06143 |
62 |
51 |
9 |
2 |
1615 |
I need some name tags asap! |
1.2097 |
0.06951 |
62 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
1616 |
But I told H.R., "NO bald white men with glasses or moustaches!" |
1.2097 |
0.05697 |
62 |
50 |
11 |
1 |
1617 |
Uh, about that new 3-D copy machine... |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1618 |
The penis is ready to ejaculate - permission to release the sperm? |
1.2045 |
0.06958 |
44 |
36 |
7 |
1 |
1619 |
Turns out that when he identified as They/Them/Theirs on his application, he wasn’t being gender-neutral... |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1620 |
Tell Mr K., the Copier Support Team has just arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1621 |
Sorry, I'm going to have to call you back... it looks like the copy machine is broken. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1622 |
Next run add a breast pocket and pocket protector. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1623 |
Fast - there's uncontrolled multiplication in Accounting! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1624 |
Yes Sir, we've begun the fire drill for the Accounting Division... |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1625 |
Facial recognition software is not going to help me. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1626 |
I think I know who's been playing with the 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1627 |
Well, it looks contagious. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1628 |
The penguin documentary was a hit. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1629 |
Sir, when I said it would take a 100 'Carmichaels' to get this project completed on time, you did know I was being rhetorical, right? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1630 |
Debra, you were right. The new copier is a bit more powerful than our office can handle. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1631 |
The copying machine is broken again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1632 |
That's what I said. A flock of Herberts. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1633 |
I should have paid more attention when they went over the dress code. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1634 |
I'll see if I can find him. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1635 |
Accounting is here for the diversity meeting. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1636 |
They all say they are Mr Smith and have an appointment. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1637 |
Send in the Clowns? I thought you said clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1638 |
I have Waldo's photo. I'm almost positive I'll be able to spot him! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1639 |
"....the one with a mustache and striped tie...?? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1640 |
I said, 'Alec Baldwin,' not 'I like bald men.' |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1641 |
I don't think we're gonna have enough clown costumes. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1642 |
"I distinctly asked for 'clowns,' not clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1643 |
Oh, "Copy that (, COMMA) boss." |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1644 |
They say they used to be called Agent Smith, but it's been 18 years. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1645 |
Tell Central Casting they're all no good. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1646 |
The Charles de Gaulle Look-Alike contestants are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1647 |
You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1648 |
We need more diversity in the workplace. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1649 |
Uh, something's wrong with the copier. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1650 |
Which one?? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1651 |
So how many copy machines need repair? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1652 |
Every guy I meet is exactly the same. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1653 |
He says his name is Legion. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1654 |
I thought the auditions for Dr. Phil's "stand-in" were tomorrow ? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1655 |
No, I don't know whether it's called a pod of accountants or a parliament of accountants. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1656 |
Serving the same sandwiches shouldn't be an issue. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1657 |
No, I don't see anyone that matches your description |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1658 |
I think the company's diversity efforts just hit a snag." |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1659 |
Yes, Mr. Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1660 |
Yes Mam, your husband is looking over the sperm donor candidates now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1661 |
We're screening them now Mr. President. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1662 |
Mr. Rogers, there's seems to be a slight glitch in the new 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1663 |
Can't they just share a name tag? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1664 |
Call the I.T. guy.The 3D printer has run amok again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1665 |
Don't worry, I just found him. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1666 |
Can you please send some more name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1667 |
I'll be with you later; I'm looking for someone unique. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1668 |
No, I'm sorry, there's no one here by that description. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1669 |
Does he have glasses and a mustache? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1670 |
Can you be more specific? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1671 |
... and then one of them handed me a piece of paper that says, "winter is coming." |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1672 |
Thanks for calling, but our current stock of mid-age graduated white men has just been refurbished. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1673 |
I think we're having problems with the copier! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1674 |
You'll never guess who I just saw walking out of the Corporate Inovations meeting on the 25th floor . |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1675 |
OK, does he have a mustache? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1676 |
Yes! We can't shut off the 3D printer! Please send someone right away! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1677 |
It’s not bobcats. It’s just Bobs. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1678 |
I was just kidding when I said this company could use a million more accountants just like Steve. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1679 |
Gotta go, my diversity training participants just arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1680 |
The Xerox repairmen are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1681 |
The conference on women's health just got out |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1682 |
Why was i not told of a middle management expansion? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1683 |
I thought you said this company was all about diversity. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1684 |
"I thought you said bring in the clones". |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1685 |
Weren’t they supposed to have hair? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1686 |
No, the work order said "clone the gene", not "clone Gene". |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1687 |
IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1688 |
I think we're going to need more name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1689 |
This time our job posting was a little too specific. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1690 |
Bill, the cloning department wants to see you. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1691 |
Hi tech support, the copier is doing it again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1692 |
Bob who? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1693 |
You better believe it. We are losing our base and it's multiplying fast. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1694 |
Sir, your alibis have arrived. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1695 |
Yes, there was a huge turnout for the employee diversity training. |
1.2034 |
0.07560 |
59 |
52 |
2 |
5 |
1696 |
His resume says he's good at multitasking. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1697 |
We might need to rethink the photo directory. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1698 |
Everyone appears to be on the same page. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1699 |
I think I know where to downsize. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1700 |
You know that saying: "All men think alike?" |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1701 |
I'm here. What are you wearing? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1702 |
Dammit, Dr. Harris, I asked you to PHONE accounting. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1703 |
HR? We have a problem. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1704 |
I'll find your husband right away, Ma'am! What does he look like? |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1705 |
'Maintenance? The copier's on the blink again.' |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1706 |
I think Phil got into the copy machine again. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1707 |
It's ok it's only the middle management zombie apocalypse |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1708 |
Nothing new, just more of the same. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1709 |
Actually, I need someone who can jam the copier. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1710 |
It's mox nix, really. But I'd say to go with the guy with the serious nose hair. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1711 |
The company meeting has concluded unanimously that increased diversity is a non-issue here. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1712 |
The spores have hatched. Open the buffet. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1713 |
Look, I'm doing the best I can, but referring to him as a "Master of Disguise" is a master understatement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1714 |
Yes, Mr Jeffries -- the corporate-branding seminar just let out. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1715 |
I wanted clowns not clones! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1716 |
I think the printer is stuck on copy again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1717 |
Groundhog Day 2: Ned Ryerson's Revenge |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1718 |
Sir, The Lemmings are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1719 |
That goal alignment pep talk really worked. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1720 |
Clones-R-Us. Can I help you? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1721 |
The 3D Printer is producing accountants again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1722 |
We've got a problem with Accounting's 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1723 |
Somebody pull the plug on that 3-D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1724 |
I told them to stick to adding, but the accountants are multiplying again. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1725 |
Unfortunately, Cloning the last man on Earth was successful. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1726 |
What is it with men? Same same same!!! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1727 |
Yes sir the IRS auditors are just arriving now and it doesn't look good. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1728 |
Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1729 |
Yes, which one do you want to talk to? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1730 |
Hello, Xerox? The klutz fell into the copier again. And we're running out of toner. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1731 |
IT says the 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1732 |
The candidates to replace that guy whose name I can't remember are here. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1733 |
They were supposed to be circumcised. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1734 |
The 3D printer's back online. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1735 |
Yes, all the candidates are qualified but we have a problem with the tie-breaker. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1736 |
The entire department is coming out of the closet and not just Herb. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1737 |
Is that the George Clooney Clone Company? Yes, I'd like a refund. My husband has just fallen into the machine... |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1738 |
I think our job ad for a redundancy manager may have been a mistake. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1739 |
Who let the clones out? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1740 |
Tell R&D the cloning is a success. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1741 |
Yes, I think I see him coming out of the conference room right now. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1742 |
Your uncle's Art collection arrived today. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1743 |
We may need to implement more measures against identity theft. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1744 |
That's the last time I leave him alone at Kinkos. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1745 |
Our 3-D printer is jammed again! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1746 |
They’re all stuck at the same place. And refuse to lead in any meaningful manner. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1747 |
Mr. Garvey, I think the job description might have been too specific. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1748 |
Lotta Howards up here. I'm going to need his security question? |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1749 |
Can I have him call you back? He's in the men's room. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1750 |
I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1751 |
Gilda, check Room C again. None of them look like Elvis! |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1752 |
Help! Cartoonist out of control! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1753 |
Did you say that he was bald and had a mustache? I may need more. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1754 |
Good news. I'm np longer seeing double. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1755 |
We're repurposing these to make room for the 2018 models. |
1.2034 |
0.05285 |
59 |
47 |
12 |
0 |
1756 |
I think he just walked in |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1757 |
You can't miss him. He's balding, has a mustache and wears glasses. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1758 |
The diversity training backfired! |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1759 |
The new robots you ordered are here, but they look just like the old ones. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1760 |
The copier salesmen are here. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1761 |
Could you describe him? |
1.2034 |
0.07560 |
59 |
52 |
2 |
5 |
1762 |
Rodgers is making copies of himself again off the company 3D printer. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1763 |
Where are their briefcases? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1764 |
Sir, remember Larry in engineering who said he was working on a new cologne? I think we misinterpreted that. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1765 |
Just inform them this is 2017. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1766 |
You need 12 Angry Men for your new movie, How about 12 mildly discontented men |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1767 |
They've filed a class action law suit against Apple for it's facial recognition security. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1768 |
Looks like they reached an agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1769 |
Actually, Jon, your casting call for SJ Perelman types worked much better than expected. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1770 |
The new 3D printer passed our Beta test with flying colors, but how do we shut it off? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1771 |
And they fired ME for redundancy? |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1772 |
We have a problem in the copy room. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1773 |
Hello Tech Support, come quick-- Our accountant jammed up the new 3-D printer |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1774 |
I think there is a problem with the copier on the fourth floor. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1775 |
Random question: if it's a "pride of lions" and a "murder of crows," what do we call a bunch of Freds? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1776 |
Maybe it's just me, but it seems like this company just fosters groupthink |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1777 |
Can you be more specific? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1778 |
The meeting is breaking up and there appears to have been a good deal of agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1779 |
Hello.Is this match .com? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1780 |
Maintenance, there's another problem in the copy room. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1781 |
The accountant convention has ended. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1782 |
'There's been an incident in the photocopying room.' |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1783 |
I believe Mr. Jeffries has commandeered the copier again. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1784 |
Call you back; the diversity conference just let out. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1785 |
I think I'm at the identity crisis center |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1786 |
Extras? Shouldn't be a problem. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1787 |
Apparently we left out the "r" in the publicity for our "Greek Festival". |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1788 |
Send up name tags. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1789 |
"Alright, who switched the 3-D printer to the clone setting"? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1790 |
What do you call a group of Stanleys? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1791 |
You'd better get up here. Accounting has gone viral. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1792 |
The repair guys for the glass ceiling are here. |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1793 |
I ordered drones, not clones! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1794 |
Hi, this is Susan from accounting - I think we've been overbilled. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1795 |
Send in the clowns, not the clones! |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1796 |
I think we should turn off facial recognition. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1797 |
It looks like the meeting ended and they're all in agreement. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1798 |
We ordered the ones with the bowler hats. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1799 |
Sorry, Waldo is not here right now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1800 |
The new IHuman8 just has been released |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1801 |
The Herbs are coming. |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1802 |
I'm not kidding Frank, Jim from accounting is multiplying! |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
1803 |
I think we can classify them as free-range accountants now. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1804 |
Tell me again. What is the identifying feature of Mr. Smith? |
1.2034 |
0.06743 |
59 |
50 |
6 |
3 |
1805 |
Yes, it's the panel on women's reproductive health. |
1.2034 |
0.05812 |
59 |
48 |
10 |
1 |
1806 |
We are going to need more cubicles. |
1.2034 |
0.07163 |
59 |
51 |
4 |
4 |
1807 |
It was unanimous. |
1.2000 |
0.07559 |
50 |
43 |
4 |
3 |
1808 |
I've got visual confirmation they drank the kool-aid |
1.2000 |
0.05724 |
60 |
49 |
10 |
1 |
1809 |
Did you say the one with the bald head, mustache and blank stare? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1810 |
I know you're my agent, but are you sure I'm right for this role? |
1.2000 |
0.06198 |
60 |
50 |
8 |
2 |
1811 |
Perhaps the ad for the temp position was too precise. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1812 |
No, I haven't seen him yet. |
1.2000 |
0.06389 |
50 |
41 |
8 |
1 |
1813 |
It looks as if the Oompah Loompahs all decided to become actuaries. |
1.2000 |
0.06638 |
60 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
1814 |
The new hires just arrived...I think our diversity program may be falling short. |
1.2000 |
0.07051 |
60 |
52 |
4 |
4 |
1815 |
Sir, I think I messed up the order for a temp |
1.1964 |
0.07394 |
56 |
49 |
3 |
4 |
1816 |
Jack, the 3D printer is acting up again. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1817 |
HR, I just spoke to the boss. He says to build a wall. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1818 |
Casting for the Bachelor Tax Season is going to be more difficult than I thought... |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1819 |
Herbert has asexually reproduced, again. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1820 |
The cartoonist is stuck in a loop again. |
1.1964 |
0.05932 |
56 |
46 |
9 |
1 |
1821 |
Yes, please, come quickly. We definitely have a middle management infestation. |
1.1964 |
0.06456 |
56 |
47 |
7 |
2 |
1822 |
Call the repairman for the 3-D printer. |
1.1961 |
0.05615 |
51 |
41 |
10 |
0 |
1823 |
Actually, it wasn't too hard to find Waldo. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1824 |
I thought you said diversity was our goal? |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1825 |
All right! You can turn it off now. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1826 |
HR, I think our job description is a little too precise. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1827 |
I believe I said, "Send in the Clowns!". |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1828 |
Tinder? Customer service, please. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1829 |
I think Ed is having a problem with the new 3-D printer. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1830 |
It's Lewis from accounting. He's gone viral. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1831 |
This is not what single payer health care means! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1832 |
They all have the same name, too. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1833 |
The candidates for President Trump's Alt-Right Adviser have arrived. They all have Hitler mustaches and click their heels together when introduced. I can't tell them apart! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1834 |
I asked for clowns, not clones. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1835 |
The pink slip must be for me. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1836 |
Great minds do more than just 'think alike'. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1837 |
Waldo, we have a problem. The crowd creator is stuck on "Warren." |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1838 |
Curb your enthusiasm. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1839 |
Does Mr. Rubino have any distinguishing marks? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1840 |
I think you'd better check your Herb garden. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1841 |
I ordered archetypes, not stereotypes.... |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1842 |
He was just leaning against the 3-D printer... |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1843 |
Uh, the copier is malfunctioning again! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1844 |
No, I said was interested in setting up a 401k account, not being set up with 401 okay accountants. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1845 |
Fred's copies are ready! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1846 |
It's a clear case of identity theft. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1847 |
The 3D copier works! |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1848 |
What exactly was Professor Winkel working on in 3B? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1849 |
"I said phone my husband not Clone my husband"! |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1850 |
Where is the mole exactly? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1851 |
I forget, is it a flock of geeks, or a gaggle? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1852 |
The case of the Mondays appears to be contagious. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1853 |
I'll be glad to let you speak with Mr. Hankins. Can you describe him for me one more time? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1854 |
Are you sure Waldo is one of them? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1855 |
They seem to be unaware that jackets are required for this event. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1856 |
That's right, the 3D printer is jammed. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1857 |
No, it was clowns that I wanted. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1858 |
Which one is Bob? Accountants all look the same to me. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1859 |
The 3-D copier's in beta. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1860 |
The Men's Warehouse is having another sale. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1861 |
Could you please send up a variety of ties and hats? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1862 |
I believed you when you said he's all over the place. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1863 |
Greek God Male Escorts. How can we help you? |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1864 |
Yes, I think I see someone who looks exactly like the person in the photo. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1865 |
Mel's been fiddling with the copier again. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1866 |
You want who, Wayne? What's he look like? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1867 |
Could you describe again the accountant you were looking for? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1868 |
I'm using the term 'mutiny' loosely. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1869 |
Who sent the e-mail about cake in the kitchen? |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1870 |
I think I found Waldo. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1871 |
Mom! I've found the man of my dreams! |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1872 |
Mr. Jones is here. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1873 |
I can't tell, they all have the same distinguishing features. |
1.1930 |
0.07690 |
57 |
51 |
1 |
5 |
1874 |
...it's easier if you just come over. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1875 |
Hello, Dolly? |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1876 |
My boss said he would make his own copies. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1877 |
No, there's something REALLY wrong with the copier. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1878 |
I'm Ralphing |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1879 |
Yes, sir, I'm afraid he's at it again.... we all thought he'd learned his lesson after the brooms! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1880 |
I would like to report a glitch in our 3D printer. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1881 |
It looks like the copier's malfunctioned again. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1882 |
But sir, they ALL claim to be the real Slim Shady. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1883 |
Ms. Johnson, I think the copier is acting up again. |
1.1930 |
0.05274 |
57 |
46 |
11 |
0 |
1884 |
I told him to be careful with the new 3D printer |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1885 |
Oh, you know, same old, same old. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1886 |
No, not one says he voted for him. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1887 |
I need another conference room, accounting has this one. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1888 |
They are asking for the sperm donor's REAL name. 50's cool guy isn't cutting it. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1889 |
Is this what you meant by male pattern baldness? |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1890 |
I think someone forgot to turn off the copy machine again. |
1.1930 |
0.07271 |
57 |
50 |
3 |
4 |
1891 |
I asked for the clown department, not the clone department. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1892 |
I'm sure I said "Send in the clowns". |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1893 |
The Dress for Success seminar seems to have lost their leader. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1894 |
Yes Mr. Hitchcock, the clones are ready to meet you on the set! |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1895 |
Cloning is a success, but fashion sense is a failure. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1896 |
Maybe we should have had more than three questions on the application. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1897 |
I think our "Twelve Steps to Rugged Individualism" lecture is letting out a little early. |
1.1897 |
0.06250 |
58 |
49 |
7 |
2 |
1898 |
So, what does he look like? |
1.1897 |
0.06716 |
58 |
50 |
5 |
3 |
1899 |
Is this the Groucho Marx tryout? |
1.1897 |
0.05746 |
58 |
48 |
9 |
1 |
1900 |
I don't think individual interviews will be necessary. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1901 |
Because, like it or not, Harry is every man, Bev. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1902 |
Yes, the copier is broken again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1903 |
Balding and with a moustache? Yes, he's here. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1904 |
I found them. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1905 |
Copy that sir! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1906 |
Oh no...all of my exes. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1907 |
I thought you said the copier was broken? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1908 |
Hi, I'm calling about the new photocopier you installed the other day. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1909 |
And I will scream if I hear one more "Send in the Clones" joke. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1910 |
Apparently when I requested Mervyn the accountant I forgot to mention his last name. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1911 |
Looks like ALL the new hires will be a good fit. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1912 |
The copy machine's acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1913 |
Help! There's an invasion of Grouchos. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1914 |
Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1915 |
I warned you, JP, that it would be a mistake to leave the design of the male sex doll to the engineers. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1916 |
Yes sir, Pete and Repeat, Pete and Repeat... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1917 |
We need to fix our diversity program. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1918 |
Well, the Come-as-You-Really-Are party just ended. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1919 |
Uh-oh. I don't think Frank is bringing clowns to the office party after all. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1920 |
The copier's acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1921 |
I think that we may have a problem with the focus group. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1922 |
No, seriously, how do I get to the property tax department? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1923 |
Oh no! I asked them to send in the clowns, not clones! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1924 |
Gotta go. Bob's re-invented himself again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1925 |
HR has a new way to honor the Employee of the Month. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1926 |
Hi- It's the Doufus crowd again looking for a Trump rally! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1927 |
I think our recruitment algorithm needs more work |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1928 |
I think we need to call the copier guy again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1929 |
Are you sure this is the room where the meeting on conformity is ? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1930 |
Looks like we have a lot in common |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1931 |
IT? The copy machine's gone berserk again! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1932 |
Looks like the copier's on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1933 |
It appears the temp agency merged with Costco. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1934 |
What do you mean, you can't be more specific? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1935 |
The Time Machine worked, but so did that loop thing you were talking about. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1936 |
Why wasn't I included in the diversity and inclusion meeting? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1937 |
Yes, facilities ? It seems Herb's been messing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1938 |
Are we casting for lawyers today? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1939 |
You must have misunderstood. I said we needed a group of 'clowns' for the event. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1940 |
Apparently since the takeover there is no "middle" to manage. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1941 |
Looks like Katz has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1942 |
Hello, I.T.? The 3-D printer is stuck on the Fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1943 |
We should have gone with a phone interview. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1944 |
Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1945 |
Karl has been playing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1946 |
It's more of a multiple body disorder. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1947 |
You'd better get down here. They've all abandoned their cubicles. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1948 |
I only ordered one from the 3-D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1949 |
You've gotta get down to the copy room, I think Timmy is stuck in the copier. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
1950 |
Oops, we forgot the sex thing for the organizational man. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1951 |
You're right, I did say that the project would take 30 man hours, but... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1952 |
They want to meet women with similar interests |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1953 |
It's the ubiquitous Everyman |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1954 |
Looks like Ron from Accounting got the code to the 3D printer again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1955 |
Yes, I now understand mitosis. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1956 |
The copy machine is on the blink again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1957 |
No, so far it's just the Toms. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1958 |
I know profiling is morally incomprehensible , but are these all accountants? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1959 |
What if everyone wants to be Dr. Phil? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1960 |
But sir, we had to. Today is the start of the free-range accountants law. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1961 |
Our new diversity hiring program seems to have a glitch |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1962 |
[singing] "They think alike, they talk alike, At times they even look alike — All minds inter'twined ... This Cong'ressss - is one of a kind." |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1963 |
It's so hard to choose between these candidates. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1964 |
I thought immersion therapy would help me get over Warren, but this is excessive. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1965 |
let me call you right back, the diversity training class just let out. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1966 |
We need to ramp up our diversity efforts. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1967 |
Mr. Martin, your memo had a typo. They have sent in the clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1968 |
I think this year's business models are out. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1969 |
What is the accounting department doing up here? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1970 |
Sir, the duplicator is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1971 |
I don't think you're going to like this, but the test group for the iPhone facial recognition feature has arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1972 |
Tech support? The copy machine in HR is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1973 |
Uh oh - looks like the 3D printer is on the fritz again! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1974 |
Did you place an order for scones or clones? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1975 |
No I said to send in the clowns. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1976 |
Our order says... Man, 40. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1977 |
Can I ask you about that computer cloning project? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1978 |
Looks like the copier in accounting is acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1979 |
May I send in the clones? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1980 |
I thought at least one of them would get the tie length right! |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
1981 |
...sounds like my company. The bosses are all the same. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1982 |
Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here for their interviews. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1983 |
Please tell HR I only need three accountants. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1984 |
Honey, this isn't what I expected when I said I wanted to see more of you at home. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1985 |
You'll never believe this..... The all forgot to bring banjos! |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1986 |
I think that the inconceivable has been proven to be conceivable. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1987 |
Rex, the 3D printer is acting up again. Yep. Stan again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1988 |
The purchase order reads No Mustaches. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1989 |
Yes, Mr. Bumstead, it seems as though the new style is catching on. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
1990 |
You said the meeting was about the herd effect ? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1991 |
The copier's gone fluey again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1992 |
Did Walter get his tie caught in the copier again? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1993 |
Remember when you told Stan to make himself some copies? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1994 |
Irma! PULL THE PLUG ON THE CLONE MACHINE |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
1995 |
Workplace diversity is right on target. Half of them identify as female. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1996 |
Looks like they didn't get the diversity memo. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1997 |
I think we should halt the production order on the face recognition app. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1998 |
They nailed my criteria on this dating app. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1999 |
Exactly what type of copier did we just install? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2000 |
I said, "Bring in the clowns," |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2001 |
You wouldn't believe the TED talk I just sat through... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2002 |
Quick, stop that sex doll machine. We got the age AND the sex wrong. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2003 |
We're going to have a problem with this lineup. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2004 |
Trust me, the Bachelorette is going to have a very difficult decision this season. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2005 |
Help! Our 3-D printer has run amok |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2006 |
"The Doppelganger brothers have all arrived". |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2007 |
We're going to need a lot of name tags. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2008 |
My day has just been RUINED! I tried to text 'Send in the clowns' - but Auto-correct turned my 'clonws' into 'clones'. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2009 |
My feet are killing me in these heels. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2010 |
Yelling 'Harry?' isn't going to help. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2011 |
Gayle, it's me. Curtis took the 3D printer into the men's bathroom again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2012 |
No, no, I said "clowns!" |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2013 |
How many did you order? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2014 |
Let HR know that the glass ceiling is up and running again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2015 |
I said an everyman, not every man! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2016 |
No. Just a bunch of clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2017 |
What's that, sir, just pick one? |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2018 |
The Goofy Fuzzy Nose Glasses models are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2019 |
I think the 3D printer works a little too well. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2020 |
The copier is busted again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2021 |
Jim, your one o'clock is here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2022 |
Facial recognition ID is a no go. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2023 |
Goodness! All of you need to go back and get your name tags. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2024 |
Janice, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2025 |
No, no, I said send in the clowns |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2026 |
Hello, Human Resources: We need some diversity. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2027 |
There's not a whole lot of originality here. All the applicants look like your Facebook photo. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2028 |
I knew putting Wally in the basement with the 3-D printer was a bad idea. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2029 |
Looks like everyone is making fun of Bob again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2030 |
I guess I would say they all have an identical amount of individuality. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2031 |
The Wellman brothers are here. Do we have enough chairs? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2032 |
I'd say they were very much in agreement |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2033 |
Please send up a techie, the copy machine is stuck again. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2034 |
The meeting's over and everyone's in agreement. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2035 |
The healthcare debate just wrapped up and I think they are headed over to hooters for happy hour. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2036 |
'Do penguins wear suits and have mustaches?" |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2037 |
So far, it's a typical software conference" |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2038 |
They won't go far. We have their cell phones. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2039 |
Besides being a one of a kind kisser, what else sets him apart? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2040 |
The diversity program isn't working. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2041 |
I think our job ad was a bit too specific. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2042 |
No, concerns we're creating a superrace are completely unfounded. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2043 |
I've got a lot of bald guys coming in humming 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice.' What do I do? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2044 |
I think your help wanted ad was too specific. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2045 |
IT, can you check the photocopier? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2046 |
Help! Our copy machine is going haywire. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2047 |
We're going to need more diversity training. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2048 |
The diversity meeting just let out. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2049 |
I think the 3D printer is definitely broken! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2050 |
Mr. Popper, I believe the results of your cloning experiment are available. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2051 |
Actually, he said relegate, not replicate! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2052 |
Do you mind describing his tie again? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2053 |
He seems to be everywhere at once. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2054 |
Hello, IT? I'd like to talk to you about the recent software update on our 3d printer. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2055 |
I need one more distinguishing feature, sir. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2056 |
I think we just found out who left the cloning machine on last night. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2057 |
I think there's a problem in the copy room. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2058 |
I told the cloning guys "Rabbits", not "Roberts"! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2059 |
We're having some trouble with the new copy machine. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2060 |
Trust me, Marge, you want to stop your boss from making his own copies. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2061 |
I think the gene sequence copier is stuck in the 'on' position. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2062 |
I think we should have added another criteria. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2063 |
No, I said to schedule a meeting of the "gauchos." |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2064 |
That's right - 200 egg salad on rye |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2065 |
the copier is stuck on multi-print again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2066 |
The Groucho Convention's in shock--their glasses have no eyebrows. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2067 |
I have a question about facial-recognition software. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2068 |
Our order was actually for only two clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2069 |
There seems to be a malfunction in the 3D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2070 |
Remember that 3D printer you got for cheap on that 'Wish' app?... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2071 |
Better call IT. The copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2072 |
Irma? Looks like Fred has discovered the new 3-D printer. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2073 |
Human resources ? Yea, I'd like to speak with that new diversity co-ordinator IMMEDIATELY ! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2074 |
Yes Sir, the minority applicants have arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2075 |
It's all about the right cultural fit. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2076 |
I think we need to widen our new employee search criteria. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2077 |
No complaints about the technology, but I can't even guess about the market for these. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2078 |
I know it's not politically correct, but they all look a like. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2079 |
Yes sir. The candidates for the CPA position are waiting for the interviews. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2080 |
Looks like Murray's had his identity stolen again. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2081 |
Norm, your diversity class has arrived. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2082 |
I may have duplicated your 3:00 appointment. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2083 |
Mr. smith, the accountant clones have become self-aware. Eqch seems to be demanding his own stapler. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2084 |
Looks like someone left the cage door to accounting open again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2085 |
We're gonna have a problem with the iphone X. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2086 |
Hello Tech Support... |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2087 |
"No...pretty sure it's not just a paper jam.'' |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2088 |
I think the copy machine is broken. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2089 |
You wanted standardization. You got standardization. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2090 |
Did somebody order up a new batch of accountants? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2091 |
I guess I do have a type. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2092 |
Jensen's been playing with the 3-D copier again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2093 |
Please let me clarify. The building is not experiencing a cyclone event. We are have clones, all named Sly, looking for their event. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2094 |
I have to go. My class on diversity is about to start. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2095 |
So we left the tax forms sitting out over the weekend? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2096 |
The clones answer to the same name too. Now what? |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2097 |
Honestly, I don't think we needed to do any experiment to prove Bill was replaceable. |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2098 |
Fourteen of the Watson quindecaplets are here looking for Harvey again. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2099 |
Looks like the meeting of the diversity committee is finally breaking up. |
1.1852 |
0.07511 |
54 |
48 |
2 |
4 |
2100 |
Send tech asap...Fenwick jammed himself in the 3D printer again! |
1.1852 |
0.05336 |
54 |
44 |
10 |
0 |
2101 |
The applicants for the accounting clerk position are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2102 |
I'm waiting for him now. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2103 |
The copying machine is broken again. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2104 |
Who let the clones out? Who? Who? Who? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2105 |
I found a flaw in our face ID system |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2106 |
They just started coming out of the copier! |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2107 |
I said I wanted scones for the meeting, not clones! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2108 |
The 'Chrome Dome' cloned drones are here. |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2109 |
I believe there is a misunderstanding. They sent in the clones. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2110 |
Sir, I think Hanson completed the 3D printer upgrade. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2111 |
No, I ordered 25 CLOWNS, not 25 clones. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2112 |
Yes, the auditors are here. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2113 |
I ordered bird drones, not nerd clones. |
1.1852 |
0.07031 |
54 |
47 |
4 |
3 |
2114 |
Can you be a little more descriptive? |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
2115 |
No, I ordered 100 CPUs. |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
2116 |
The accountants have been released, tax season must be over. |
1.1837 |
0.06304 |
49 |
41 |
7 |
1 |
2117 |
Apparently, John Doe is not an unknown person. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2118 |
Who let the nerds out? |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2119 |
I think our biggest problem will be diversity. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2120 |
This casting call is going to get worse before it gets better. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2121 |
Get those jokers with the 3D printer to shut it off!! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2122 |
...and send name tags, lots and lots of name tags |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2123 |
Follow whose nose? |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2124 |
I said clowns, Stephen. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2125 |
Hello Equifax? I think we have a case of identity theft... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2126 |
Your Honor, the jury seems to have come to a consensus. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2127 |
Maintenance - we seem to be having a problem with our copy machine. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2128 |
This casting call is going to be VERY difficult ! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2129 |
The copy machine is acting weird today... |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2130 |
The applicants for your leadership class are here, Sir. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2131 |
Call HR. Tell them we need to revisit our diversity policy. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2132 |
Have you got anyone that looks like Harpo? |
1.1818 |
0.07381 |
55 |
49 |
2 |
4 |
2133 |
I don't think the diversity hiring event went as we expected. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2134 |
We have another 100 or so to interview for Trump's advisory panel |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2135 |
The third-floor copier is stuck on again. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2136 |
Yes, the Academy members have completed the balloting process and the meeting has adjourned, sir. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2137 |
A geneticist's 'dream come true moment', is on display! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2138 |
OMG no, I said 'phone him to come over, not clone him to come over.' |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2139 |
Do you know anything about a cubicle convention? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
55 |
45 |
10 |
0 |
2140 |
Mr. President. The Cabinet members are here to see you. |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2141 |
I suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of boredom. |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2142 |
Corporate executives—if you've seen one, you've seen them all. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2143 |
What do you mean "bring in the balding guy with mustache and glasses for the next interview?" |
1.1818 |
0.06910 |
55 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
2144 |
Hello Strippers Inc? Yes, I want my money back! |
1.1818 |
0.06404 |
55 |
47 |
6 |
2 |
2145 |
What pronouns do they use? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
2146 |
It's not that the copier is broken, necessarily. It's just working... differently. |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2147 |
Clowns, not clones! |
1.1818 |
0.05855 |
55 |
46 |
8 |
1 |
2148 |
What type of incubator did you say this was? |
1.1786 |
0.05164 |
56 |
46 |
10 |
0 |
2149 |
Honestly, we couldn’t have cloned someone else? |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2150 |
"They called and said there was an accident today at the Human Genome Institute today. Hold on...Oh thank god, Bill is just getting home from wor...OH MY GOD!!! |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2151 |
The Diversity Committee is disbanding. They’ve achieved their goal of Zero Tolerance. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2152 |
I'll have to get back to you Rita, looks like the copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2153 |
The are what you eat guys are back. |
1.1765 |
0.06690 |
51 |
44 |
5 |
2 |
2154 |
...and just as the professor found his momentum in the physics lecture he became uncertain about his position. |
1.1765 |
0.06075 |
51 |
43 |
7 |
1 |
2155 |
The diversity training meeting is over. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2156 |
Yes, our employee's diversity training just let out. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2157 |
Hello, Dolly? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2158 |
Connect me with our chief diversity officer... ASAP. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2159 |
Know anyone who needs two hundred identical accountants? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2160 |
Harold's been messing with the 3D printer again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2161 |
The 3D printer you're missing? I think it landed in human resources |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2162 |
The casting call for "disturbed loner" got a great response. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2163 |
Yes, I already tried turning the new copy machine in accounting off and on again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2164 |
Uh, something's wrong with the copier. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2165 |
Here comes the sunshine boys. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2166 |
I can't be sure; however, there seems to be something seriously wrong with the photocopier again. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2167 |
I'm standing outside the 3D printer room. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2168 |
The 3D printer got stuck on "auto" again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2169 |
But Clarice, they're all Mr.Right. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2170 |
You remember when you said to try unplugging the duplicating machine, and then plug it in again? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2171 |
Quick, buy the stock! The cloning experiment worked! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2172 |
The clones are here. Looks like the genetic material came from accounting again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2173 |
This is Jane. I'm in the copy room. I think the 3-D printer is caught in a loop again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2174 |
Shirley, when you have a moment, could you run down and unplug the 3D printer? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2175 |
I requested George Clooney, not my ex-husband Murray. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2176 |
Yea, he just got here. But... Are you sure that was an aspirin you gave me earlier? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2177 |
Can we please close the casting call for the middle-aged accountant role? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2178 |
"Yeah...uh, Karen? None of them look their online picture. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2179 |
I think we are going to have to tighten our policy on misuse of the 3-D printer. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2180 |
I'm pretty sure the cloning experiment was successful... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2181 |
At least, you could have had him look like George Clooney. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2182 |
Send in the clones. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2183 |
I think we have the extras for the Everyman movie. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2184 |
Could you describe Leonard one more time? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2185 |
You wanted me to make how many copies? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2186 |
Alert HR, Randy in IT has gone viral. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2187 |
I ordered three Neds, not 300. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2188 |
Hi Tom - I'll have to call you back. Someone let all the Goldman guys out. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2189 |
I don't think I'm going to get this job. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2190 |
We're having a Level 4 nerd alert up here. Send help |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2191 |
How many empty suits did you order? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2192 |
I don't know. Accountants all look alike to me. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2193 |
This stem cell cloning project was not supposed to include a mustache |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2194 |
Easy to spot! They're all bald with glasses and a striped tie! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2195 |
The uniforms here leave something to be desired. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2196 |
Security? I think we've got a problem with our facial recognition system! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2197 |
HR says we may have violated diversity guidelines. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2198 |
We've run out of the Groucho glasses, so we'll need to break out the Harpo wigs if any more show up. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2199 |
It's like those men in The Matrix, only different. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2200 |
It was '100 creepy clowns' - not '100 geeky clones.' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2201 |
Not clones. I said 'Send in the clowns'. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2202 |
You can turn off the 3D printer now. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2203 |
They were the closest thing to sheep we could find. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2204 |
Quick, turn off the assembly line! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2205 |
No, no! Just bring vanilla. They just voted. They all want the same flavor of ice cream. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2206 |
We can now announce success in our program to reverse diversity. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2207 |
I thought you said it was a CLOWN convention. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2208 |
Hey! Just a heads-up; they really do all look alike. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2209 |
Yeah, I'd say there was a problem, someone left the cloning machine on "dork." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2210 |
The actuaries are here, sir. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2211 |
Yes, the Geek Squad Annual Retreat is about to begin. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2212 |
Remember how you send it was hard to tell those resumes apart? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2213 |
Yes, sir, the Martins have landed. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2214 |
I'm not sure that this single's mixer will go well. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2215 |
We need more chairs for the identity theft claimants. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2216 |
It's complicated but, yes, he IS coming out the men's room. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2217 |
I don't know Jane. Just hire the best looking one! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2218 |
I"m going to need more to go on than just "average looking".... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2219 |
You were supposed to "Send in the clowns!" |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2220 |
How would I know if it's Tom, Dick or Harry? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2221 |
Jim call IT, the copy machine is malfunctioning again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2222 |
That's right! I said exponential. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2223 |
Yes sir,you have reached the gene research department. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2224 |
No they're all wrong, we need someone more average-looking. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2225 |
It's out of control down here. I need another woman pronto. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2226 |
I may need to do remedial diversity training. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2227 |
Right, that's what it says here: bald, white guy with a mustache and glasses. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2228 |
Eenie, meanie, minie, mo... |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2229 |
Sir, the copier is on the fritz. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2230 |
On the bright side, the copier isn't jammed anymore |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2231 |
The 3-D printer has been hacked by Bob in accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2232 |
I appreciate your dilemma, Benton, but from where I stand, it all looks the same to me. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2233 |
Well, sir, it turns out there are a lot of Bobs in accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2234 |
It looks like saddle shoes are making a comeback! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2235 |
Don't ask; just bring the cute guy down from accounting. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2236 |
... No, I ordered fifty BOXES of brads. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2237 |
The job posting may have been too specific. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2238 |
Darn it, the copy machine is jammed again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2239 |
The 'Clone-O-Matic' is malfunctioning again! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2240 |
The Xerox board meeting just let out. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2241 |
Where's Baldo? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2242 |
Looks like the diversity meeting is wrapping up just now. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2243 |
One of these things is not like the other.... |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2244 |
If that truck of pocket-protectors doesn't get here soon, there's going to be trouble. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2245 |
I think Frank pushed the wrong button on the copy machine again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2246 |
I'm meeting with him now, but you're going to have to be more descriptive... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2247 |
I'm sorry, there are no Toms or Harrys here. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2248 |
I'm going to need you to be more specific than brown hair with glasses... |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2249 |
Either the meeting's adjourned or something supernatural just happened. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2250 |
Hang on -- I'm not sure he's come in yet. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2251 |
Please tell me again what he looks like. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2252 |
Accountant zombies?! They look harmless. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2253 |
No, I ordered them with hair. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2254 |
Sir, I think its the start of the Accountant-Apocalypse!! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2255 |
The 3D printing trial run of 100 middle school math teachers was a success! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2256 |
I'm sorry I don't know where Waldo is. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2257 |
Is this the service department? Our 3-d printer is malfunctioning! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2258 |
I told you not to feed him after sundown. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2259 |
' "Tell me again what was in that drink you gave me at lunch." |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2260 |
I take it at face value when they say they all agree. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2261 |
Diversity again. This time, they're team building. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2262 |
Someone left the 3D printer on. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2263 |
I said I needed phones , not clones . |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2264 |
Your 9:30 with Xerox is here. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2265 |
Yes, I know I said send me your bills. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2266 |
The Cloning Conference just broke for lunch. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2267 |
I'm with the nose, glasses and moustache men. Is this the genome or the genre conference? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2268 |
I'm not ready to reveal my choice however, interviewing these contestants has been the most unique experience of my professional life |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2269 |
I think I just broke through the looking-glass ceiling. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2270 |
I told you to send in the clowns! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2271 |
Who do you want to talk to? The one with mustache or the one with a stripe tie? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2272 |
You can cancel the DJ. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2273 |
The 3-D printer was just supposed to print those funny little nose-eyeglass-mustache thingies.........right? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2274 |
Yes sir, the cloning project appears to have been successful. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2275 |
I think I see you now. Glasses and mustache, right? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2276 |
Can you come up and fix the copier NOW? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2277 |
Everyone but the CEO believes our hiring policy is too restrictive. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2278 |
Security, I found the leak in Bernie World. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2279 |
AI Department? I think we found them. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2280 |
You can't miss me," he said. "I'm the buy with the glasses, the big nose and the little mustache. Oh, and I'm wearing a striped tie. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2281 |
Can you bring down that box of 'I'm Special' badges? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2282 |
Sorry, Mrs. Granger, it looks like the copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2283 |
He looks just like the average Joe |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2284 |
I swiped right and then all of the icons began to shake. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2285 |
Waldo's dad is here. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2286 |
Oh no, now I have a million copies of my boss! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2287 |
The Xerox has gone rogue again. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2288 |
Dr. Heinsman, you may want to cut you lunch short and get back to the lab." |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2289 |
Security, someone left the lab door open again, and the Bobs are out. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2290 |
Sir, the silent majority has arrived! |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2291 |
We have 1000 Groucho clones. Can you send us 1000 identical ducks? |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2292 |
I think you might be a victim of identity theft. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2293 |
This jury has found the defendant Not Guilty of profiling. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2294 |
His resume did say he was a multitasker. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2295 |
Doris? The copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2296 |
I said "clowns" not "clones", I have a cold. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2297 |
Balding, hefty, glasses, mustache and striped tie you say. Could you be more specific? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2298 |
Hey Sam, have you got the Xerox repairman's phone number? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2299 |
They still can’t agree on a verdict, Your Honor |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2300 |
You won’t believe this, but one of the conference attendees looks exactly like Uncle Fred. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2301 |
I think the Clone Anonymous Meeting is breaking for lunch now. I assume they're all having the same thing to eat. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2302 |
No, I said "book the room and fill in the auditors' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2303 |
Donald Trump is a jackass. |
1.1731 |
0.07631 |
52 |
47 |
1 |
4 |
2304 |
One of them is bound to be able to unlock his phone. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2305 |
Let me check. What does he look like? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2306 |
They're looking for the poll site to vote Republican. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2307 |
Diversity program? Why in heaven's name would we need a diversity program? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2308 |
Yes, but they all claim they are Rick Deckard. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2309 |
The participants in the hair restoration study have arrived. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2310 |
I'm not surprised about the layoffs either. Even before the merger our department was always redundant. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2311 |
It looks like we've established a viable breeding population. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2312 |
How many incognitos do we need? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2313 |
I believe we have a winner... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2314 |
The conservative caucus is taking a break. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2315 |
Phew-my mistake! The George Clooney look-alikes are on the FIFTH floor... |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2316 |
Dangit, someone took the door off the supply closet. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2317 |
Who said we should dispense with name tags? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2318 |
Do I have to have a standing desk? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2319 |
When I said I needed 20 more employees like Larry, I didn't mean it literally. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2320 |
I don't have the Serial Number for The Cloning Machine... What do I do now? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2321 |
I think Amazon made a mistake. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2322 |
It looks like another successful HR seminar just ended. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2323 |
I have no idea who these strange men are, but one of them looks just like my husband. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2324 |
But Sir, they ALL look like Kevin from The Office. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2325 |
Looks like we have another case of identity theft. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2326 |
I asked the agency to find me someone just like Phil... of course, I was referring to his qualifications and work history. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2327 |
Chief, I finished the expansion project. What next? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2328 |
He's standing right in front of me. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2329 |
The 3D printer's on the blink again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2330 |
The copy machine is running amok! |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2331 |
The Stepford Schmucks have arrived. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2332 |
I said phone, not clone. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2333 |
Yes, the "How to Manage Diversity in the Office" Workshop was a complete success. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2334 |
Do you happen to know the last four digits of his Social Security Number? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2335 |
Central Casting? Your computer has a virus! |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2336 |
Oh, same old same old. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2337 |
No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2338 |
Human Resources? Are clones a protected class? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2339 |
I ordered sale drones not male clones. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2340 |
Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2341 |
We'll need to reschedule, the Accountants are migrating again. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2342 |
Success with the male, how'd it got with the female? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2343 |
Cancel that. Looks like Terry got the copier working. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2344 |
...I think it's by John Kabat Zinn - 'Wherever You Go There You Are', in Spirituality or something. Can you send it over asap? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2345 |
Remember when I said the copy machine problem couldn't get any worse? |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2346 |
The internet must be down again. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2347 |
Not MATCHES.COM!!! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2348 |
The candidates for the police lineup are here. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2349 |
I'm afraid EEO is going to go ballistic. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2350 |
Remember when you said you wish you had 50 Carls? |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2351 |
Sir, the 3-D printer is out of hair. |
1.1731 |
0.05297 |
52 |
43 |
9 |
0 |
2352 |
No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2353 |
Mr. Kaplan. Your 9:00 AM through 5:00 PM are here. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2354 |
The casting call was for clowns not clones... |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2355 |
It seems to be a conformist corporate culture |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2356 |
"This is why we need diversity in the work place". |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2357 |
If we keep one, and fire the rest, we won't lose a thing. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2358 |
It gets even better---they all respond to the same name. |
1.1731 |
0.07120 |
52 |
46 |
3 |
3 |
2359 |
Cupertino, we may have some, um, unresolved issues with the facial recognition readiness on the X. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2360 |
Yes, he's here. No. I haven't seen him yet. |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2361 |
No, I'm quite sure you said the bank manager's LOANS. |
1.1731 |
0.06569 |
52 |
45 |
5 |
2 |
2362 |
What did you say he would look like? |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2363 |
I said "I needed 100 copies of THE bill." |
1.1731 |
0.05967 |
52 |
44 |
7 |
1 |
2364 |
What color shirt is he wearing? |
1.1698 |
0.06992 |
53 |
47 |
3 |
3 |
2365 |
Jones, Jones, Jones and Jones et al., how may I help you? |
1.1698 |
0.05862 |
53 |
45 |
7 |
1 |
2366 |
Can you find someone to push 'Stop' on the 3-D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2367 |
A lot. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2368 |
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the new cloning machine is working perfectly! The bad news is that Herb from accounting stumbled in by accident. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2369 |
We need more diversity in this office. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2370 |
We might need to re-think the facial identity security system. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2371 |
Xerox, we have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2372 |
That is NOT what I ordered! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2373 |
Even HR can't say this isn't their problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2374 |
You misheard me. I said, "Send up the clowns!" |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2375 |
I’m not sure that telling Mr. Overby you wished you had a hundred more just like him was the right thing to say… |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2376 |
You wanted Frank in accounting? There's more than one. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2377 |
Sheldon, why are all the sales staff wearing the same ties? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2378 |
I've located every Tom, now we just need to locate every Dick and Harry |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2379 |
Jerry, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a one in a million, after all. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2380 |
I'm having a little trouble finding Waldo. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2381 |
Who ordered the passel of Poindexters? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2382 |
Alright, I found the copy room. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2383 |
I have to call you back, my 'Disheartened Nonuplets #2' audition just walked in the door. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2384 |
The copier is back online. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2385 |
Better hide the mirrors--the clones are taking a break. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2386 |
"I'm sorry, we are starting to run out of middle aged businessmen". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2387 |
He says that he meant to clone the mouse. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2388 |
Could I speak to the Sorcerer, please? This is his apprentice. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2389 |
We have to stop buying our ties from China. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2390 |
The diversity committee just broke. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2391 |
You better come down here. The copy machine is doing that thing again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2392 |
I'll see if I can find him for you. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2393 |
He's just leaving the meeting room as we speak. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2394 |
When I said, "make copies," I meant of the report. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2395 |
I just *know* it's a family reunion. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2396 |
But I thought the Hitler 'stache convention was set NEXT week! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2397 |
I can't even enter the printer room right now because Joe and his big ego learned how to use the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2398 |
I need to speak to the diversity coordinator immediately. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2399 |
This is casting; we'll need a super longshot on the battle scene. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2400 |
"H.R. Department, we may have a glitch in our diversity profiling plan"! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2401 |
Has anyone graduated with honors from an elite university? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2402 |
I think we'd better cancel the genome project. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2403 |
I guess the cloning experiment worked. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2404 |
They claim to be freelancers in search of the gig economy. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2405 |
Yes, there are hundreds of them. And, apparently, they're all named 'Sam Nussbaum'. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2406 |
Please strangle whoever is singing "Send in the Clones". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2407 |
I've got to hang up-they are cloning again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2408 |
I need more than "the one with the mustache." |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2409 |
Josh? I really need that door installed. Now? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2410 |
Are you sure this is the Committee for Workplace Diversity? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2411 |
Hello, 911? It's raining men! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2412 |
The apocalypse has started. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2413 |
The human resources 3D printer needs urgent repair. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2414 |
What else should I check beside their uniform and posture? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2415 |
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2416 |
I've narrowed it down to four or five candidates from a diverse applicant pool. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2417 |
Does he have any distinguishing marks? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2418 |
please don't take this the wrong way, but to be honest, they all look the same to me |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2419 |
Someone tell that smart ass down in the 3-D printing room that one Harold in this department is more than enough! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2420 |
Ma'am, the grossly unqualified mindless employees you order are demanding birthday cake. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2421 |
It’s the penalty for Worst Stock Pick of the Month. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2422 |
I hope my husband's not in there. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2423 |
I think the copy editors are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2424 |
You want me to find Porter - the bald one with a mustache? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2425 |
Did you say he has a mustache, glasses and is balding on top? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2426 |
The Smith brothers are hear for their 10:30. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2427 |
Your algo lacks rhythm. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2428 |
I said "call Dorfman", not "calling all Dorfmans". |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2429 |
Serious problem with the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2430 |
Security? We need a culling. Sixth floor. Stat! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2431 |
Sir, I believe we have the problem of the one and the many. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2432 |
Mayday, mayday! Someone called in an office drone strike! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2433 |
How about "larger animals"? Do you handle larger animals? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2434 |
How come I'm the only one wearing a gray flannel suit? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2435 |
The 3D printer is jammed again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2436 |
Remember how you said I shouldn't get him wet? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2437 |
Your casting agent is a little bit TOO good. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2438 |
The job posting was supposed to say office drone, not clone. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2439 |
Looks like Stanley fixed the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2440 |
No, no, no, no--it was supposed to be 'Send in the CLOWNS,' not the CLONES. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2441 |
I think it's a protest of some sort. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2442 |
Mr. Waterhouse, your new accounting robots are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2443 |
The copy machine is doing that thing again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2444 |
We were expecting 'a' Mr. John Smith. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2445 |
Harry's at it again. He's taking selfies on the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2446 |
I'm having second thoughts about our recruiting strategy. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2447 |
Yes, I will direct them all to the Joe Dator cartoon. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2448 |
Is it just me, or has casting gotten a little too specific? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2449 |
I asked you to get us 100 new ACCOUNTS |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2450 |
Turn off the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2451 |
Why do I think that the copier's jammed again? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2452 |
3-D printer repair? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2453 |
You ordered how many clones? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2454 |
The ad was supposed to say "bold" and stand "out" in a crowd. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2455 |
Miracle of transduplucation my ass. This is Ed Blechley we're talking about here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2456 |
I don't know how we will ever replace Johnson. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2457 |
Deborah, you know how you never date ...single... guys? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2458 |
He's been cloned. How many do you want? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2459 |
Sorry sir, I thought you said, "Send in the clowns." |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2460 |
I need Security to Herman Resources. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2461 |
So much for the iPhone's facial recognition. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2462 |
The diversity initiative isn't working. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2463 |
Fred's 2 through 50 are looking for Fred 1. Anyone know the whereabouts of Fred 1? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2464 |
He must have hit blind carbon copy. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2465 |
The staff room copier is on the fritz again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2466 |
Hello, IT Department? The copier is malfunctioning again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2467 |
I have the toupee models in holding. Should I send them to hair & makeup? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2468 |
I think the job candidates' requirements you posted were too specific. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2469 |
Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2470 |
Looks like the copier is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2471 |
The accountants just went on strike for more fun. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2472 |
Quick question. Has Bosses week rolled around again! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2473 |
Jackie, I think they've discovered male privilege again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2474 |
I'm sending in the clones. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2475 |
The CPA Convention is on a break. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2476 |
I think I'm going to need more than bald with glasses and a moustache. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2477 |
You'll have work out the bugs in the SexBot before Valentine's Day. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2478 |
I'm looking for his replacement now. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2479 |
The copy machine is jammed again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2480 |
Uh oh, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2481 |
Uh-oh, you were supposed to look for clowns! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2482 |
Got it. I'll find him. You say He looks like Dr. Phil with glasses? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2483 |
Ok, let's put our facial recognition technology to the test. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2484 |
I think the 3D printer has a glitch. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2485 |
I ordered herbs not Herbs. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2486 |
Mr. Ross has gotten himself stuck in the 3D printer again; may I help you? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2487 |
Oh my god, Thelma! You know that new, advanced 3-D copier we got last week. . . ? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2488 |
Well, what does he look like? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2489 |
I think there is something wrong with the copier. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2490 |
We have a problem in the cloning lab. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2491 |
But I asked for an accounting school not a school of accountants. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2492 |
Either this is just a coincidence or they all share the same sperm donor. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2493 |
Detective, the volunteers you advertised for to participate in lineups are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2494 |
I think we have a problem with the Xerox.. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2495 |
You said hire the one with the mustache? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2496 |
So you're telling me this is what Brad Pitt looked like before all the work? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2497 |
...but, they're all answering to the Bob Smith page. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2498 |
The sperm donors are here wondering why nobody is buying their specimens. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2499 |
Remember when you told Bill from accounting you wished you had a hundred men like him? He seems to have taken you literally. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2500 |
Hi, I'm calling about the new copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2501 |
I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer on the 4th floor. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2502 |
HR? The board meeting just adjourned, and they're asking about our diversity efforts. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2503 |
Someone left the 3D printer on all night. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2504 |
Police? I think I know how that serial killer has got away with it for so long. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2505 |
Can you send someone up to shut off the 3-D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2506 |
You must have misunderstood when I asked for an accounting of our bills. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2507 |
I said *drone* delivery, not *clone* delivery. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2508 |
Diversity? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2509 |
Hello Diversity. You're algorithm is stuck on Bernard. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2510 |
I think the copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2511 |
Mr. Bigelow? Thomas Crowne is here for his interview. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2512 |
Have you been watching 'Fantasia' again? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2513 |
The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2514 |
Maybe the job description in the ad was too specific |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2515 |
Kevin from accounting found the Xerox again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2516 |
Somebody should turn off the 3-D copier. And soon. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2517 |
Casting call for everyman is now beginning. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2518 |
I did not tell you to send in the clones! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2519 |
They were all very close, but Walter Mitty is just not an easy part to cast. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2520 |
Ok, we're sending in the clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2521 |
Hello tech support, we are having serious problems with the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2522 |
The Freds have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2523 |
So your saying Waldo wears a hat. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2524 |
They all say they're here for a Lego set... |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2525 |
Tech support, please. There seems to be a problem with the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2526 |
I think the copy machine is broken again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2527 |
Yes Ms. Smith ... all your husbands emotions are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2528 |
The accounting department is multiplying again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2529 |
The candidates for individual thinker of the year have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2530 |
> Trust me Frankie, it's my job; they mean nothing to me |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2531 |
The cloning machine is out of control. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2532 |
Well, I just pointed my wand and commanded 'imitantur'! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2533 |
Hello Xerox, our copier is on the blink again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2534 |
No, sorry, we don't have anyone here by the name of Waldo. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2535 |
IT? The copier is acting up again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2536 |
Your four-thirty is here. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2537 |
WHERE AM I? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2538 |
Listen, Ma, I gotta go. The guys for the role of forgettable, middle-aged male are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2539 |
We seem to have had a malfunction with the 3-D copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2540 |
I think I must have clicked "enter" more than once. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2541 |
They're heeeere! |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2542 |
"They are ready for their closeups, Mr. DeMille". |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2543 |
Shut down the copier NOW! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2544 |
The cloning committee is on break right now. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2545 |
I had higher hopes when we moved on from cloning sheep. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2546 |
Look, I'm sure they're perfectly good clones, but the fact remains that our order specified three dozen of the 'Brad Pitt.' |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2547 |
The Lemmings are here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2548 |
"Melman" with one "n" or two? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2549 |
Only about five so far, but the rest are going to figure it out soon. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2550 |
It's the 3-D copier again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2551 |
the replacements are here |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2552 |
"Hi Mary, he's on his way. You can't miss him. Glasses, mustache, balding. His name is Waldo". |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2553 |
The order was for 100 drones, not clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2554 |
Quick, send up a dozen boxes of cigars. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2555 |
Hello, doctor? That same dream has begun again...and again and again... |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2556 |
I know we weren't supposed to use the 3-D printer without permission, but Johnson from accounting is really productive and the shareholders have been clamoring for increased efficiency. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2557 |
So many good looking men -- so little time. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2558 |
How many should we implant? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2559 |
Little boxes made of ticky tacky. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2560 |
Quick--someone got tangled up inside the 3D printer! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2561 |
Who was in charge of recruiting? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2562 |
Security? Someone cross wired the 3-D printer and the copy machine. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2563 |
DRONE program... I said we needed to step up the pace on our DRONE program. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2564 |
They say they're from some doppelganger society. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2565 |
Tell Mr. Smith that the dummies have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2566 |
Technical Support? Hi. I can't get my 3D printer to turn off. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2567 |
Another day at the office |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2568 |
Better send someone down here. The back office is swarming earlier than usual this year. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2569 |
I asked you to send over a Clown not Clones. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2570 |
You were right, President Trump, the bureaucracy is out of control! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2571 |
Uh-oh--I think Don needs some help with the 3D printer. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2572 |
Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2573 |
You expect me to sell them ALL? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2574 |
Well, if anything changes, I'll let you know... |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2575 |
That was "send in the CLOWNS"! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2576 |
I forgot it's Mel Cooley look-alike day. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2577 |
I think you misunderstood me; I said send in the clowns |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2578 |
My dating app is stuck on like again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2579 |
We did not get what we ordered. We purchased 50 new smartphones, not smart clones. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2580 |
Look, just tell me again what floor the loan department is on? I seem to have gotten off at the clone department! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2581 |
That's right, these interviewees remind of my childhood on the farm. All I need is some chicken feed. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2582 |
Our 3-D printer is running amok. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2583 |
He's been using the 3 D printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2584 |
We've got a diverse pool of applicants this year. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2585 |
Lassie, we need some help here. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2586 |
Norman has been putting his body parts in the 3D Printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2587 |
Lenny didn't expect his lampshade moustache would be such a hit with the rest of the start-up. However by Wednesday it seemed to prove unique enough the hipsters in the agency followed suit. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2588 |
My goodness! The 3-D printer is stuck again. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2589 |
No sir. I'll ring you when the other forty-eight shades arrive. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2590 |
No, they're not attacking anything. They're accountant clones looking for some numbers to crunch. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2591 |
Mr. Farbes, the lookalike finalists are arriving. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2592 |
Charles forgot to reset the 3-D printer again |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2593 |
Hello, 3D copier service? We have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2594 |
Mr. Beasley, I think your ad for a new accountant was too specific. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2595 |
Got it, sir! The one with the blue shirt! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2596 |
Which one's Mr. Smith? They all look alike to me. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2597 |
Get up here, quick! That new copier has gone into CRISPR mode and now there are too many Farquahars. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2598 |
It looks like the H.R. scheme to right-size and diversify has backfired! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2599 |
i found the "men's room". |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2600 |
Send tech help to the 3D printer room. This is worse than the time it made 20 hipsters. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2601 |
Boss, the guys to fix the photocopy machine are here. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2602 |
I found the problem - we've got Finkelmans. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2603 |
I'll see if he's here. Can you describe him? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2604 |
The Boys from Brazil are middle-aged. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2605 |
This is not the white-collar focus group I requested. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2606 |
Just got out of the Gender Equality in Tech convention. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2607 |
Hold on, a ton of entitlement just showed up. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2608 |
The human 3D molding machine has run amok! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2609 |
Did you forget to shutoff the 3D printer again? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2610 |
You said he is the one with the stripped tie. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2611 |
Get the name tags down here QUICK! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2612 |
Our diversity initiative is going to be more difficult to implement than previously thought. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2613 |
Neo, Agent Smith is looking for you. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2614 |
Someone left the 3D printer on. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2615 |
You said individual downsizing but they're all cut from the same cloth. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2616 |
Levittown? We have a problem. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2617 |
I'm told two of them are twins. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2618 |
03/10/2215: "Hi. Clonemaster Tech Support? My boss hit 'reply all' on the Clonemaster, again." |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2619 |
Sixty. I said Sixty. Six. Zero. All gray. All 52 long. Got that? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2620 |
Sir, the lemmings have arrived. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2621 |
The new IPhone has met it's match at the copier salesmen convention |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2622 |
I should have taken the blue pill. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2623 |
You know that secret R&D project...? |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2624 |
Our diversity program isn't quite ready for launching. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2625 |
Yes, Mr. Everyman is here. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2626 |
Sorry to bother you at home, sir, but the Bobs got out. |
1.1633 |
0.07346 |
49 |
44 |
2 |
3 |
2627 |
Copy machine's gone crazy again, Ed from Accounting's been trying to fix it, but we'll need a real repairman...but first send up that enthusiastic new intern that works nights and weekends. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2628 |
"It's true what they say: "They do all look alike!"' |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2629 |
3-D printer repair? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2630 |
All of his personalities are breaking for lunches. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2631 |
HR? Perhaps our hiring algorithm needs a little tweak? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2632 |
... and change "uniquely qualified" to "unusually qualified." |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2633 |
Mr. Kaplan's been playing with the 3-D printer again. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2634 |
Yes, the 3D printer is jammed again, please hurry! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2635 |
There must have been a mistake. We ordered 200 pens, not 200 men. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2636 |
I know this is trouble m'am, but Mr. Trible seems to have brought along some guests. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2637 |
They will be going to the parking lot and get in their self driving cars. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2638 |
Sir, does Jenkins have a 3D printer? |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2639 |
Uh ... Houston? We have a problem. No ... for real. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2640 |
This place could use some new faces. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2641 |
They're looking for the men's room right now. |
1.1633 |
0.05335 |
49 |
41 |
8 |
0 |
2642 |
I asked for "Cohen" not "clone." |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2643 |
Your repro order is ready |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2644 |
Yes sir, I think the Myers Briggs personality test results are quite accurate, maybe a little too accurate. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2645 |
The invoice says drones, but we've gotten clones! |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2646 |
The 3D printer is working, but you might want to turn it off now. |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2647 |
The 3-D printer is out of order again |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2648 |
Well which is it, free-range or cage-free? |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2649 |
Um, sir? The copy machine was left on again last night. |
1.1633 |
0.06743 |
49 |
43 |
4 |
2 |
2650 |
I said to send in the clowns - not the clones!! |
1.1633 |
0.06080 |
49 |
42 |
6 |
1 |
2651 |
Me, tired of dating dangerous men, you, able to format my hard drive, if you know what I mean. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
2652 |
The cloning experiment seems to have been a success. There is a downside, however. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2653 |
The lecherous old bastards are all the same! |
1.1600 |
0.06615 |
50 |
44 |
4 |
2 |
2654 |
When you enter through the door, you must remove your plastic masks, as well as your ties, belts and shoe laces. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2655 |
You don't remember the name? Then please describe him. Be specific! |
1.1600 |
0.05237 |
50 |
42 |
8 |
0 |
2656 |
I think we can cancel the diversity training workshop. |
1.1600 |
0.05966 |
50 |
43 |
6 |
1 |
2657 |
Were we expecting the team from accounting? |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2658 |
I'm afraid there's been a terrible copier malfuntion. |
1.1569 |
0.05856 |
51 |
44 |
6 |
1 |
2659 |
The Cloning Machine on the fritz again. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2660 |
Office copy and paste working better than expected |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2661 |
Call the copier tech - the machine's on the fritz. |
1.1569 |
0.05143 |
51 |
43 |
8 |
0 |
2662 |
911? Someone's breaking the law of averages. |
1.1569 |
0.06491 |
51 |
45 |
4 |
2 |
2663 |
Wow!Octomom's kids all grown up. |
1.1538 |
0.05052 |
52 |
44 |
8 |
0 |
2664 |
We need I.T. down here now! Something's wrong with the 3-D printer. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
2665 |
This is not what I meant when I said send me a hundred bills. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2666 |
yes, they've reached consensus. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2667 |
We should have been more specific in the job skills ad when we said, "multiplication required." |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2668 |
They're all asking, 'Where's Waldo?' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2669 |
You should know the lab has cloned Mr. Whipple. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2670 |
Bob, I asked if we are a pair? I did not say, send in the clones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2671 |
Who's in charge of our diversity program? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2672 |
Remind me, which one is Bob? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2673 |
So, ummm . . . the busload of Phils you ordered has arrived." |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2674 |
This can't last much longer. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2675 |
Bill, Howard, Bob, John, Dick, Tom, Bobby, Matt, Bill, John, Harry, Phil, Jim, Bill, Sam, Doug, Bud, Bob, Tom, Tim......................and Sarah. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2676 |
Sir, I believe your copywriter's here. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2677 |
Yes, I called earlier and our copy machine is STILL doing something weird. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2678 |
Somebody left the door to Accounting unlocked again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2679 |
Oh, are you all working for the Fed? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2680 |
Well, he's done it. He's re-Peted himself |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2681 |
Looks like Joe got stuck in the 3D copier again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2682 |
I think the 3-D printer is jammed on. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2683 |
The accountants arrived. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2684 |
Boy o boy...talk about same old...same old...same old |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2685 |
It looks like the copy machine has been fixed. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2686 |
I said I need subjects with Krohns, not clones. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2687 |
No, I'm afraid Waldo didn't show up |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2688 |
Welcome to our seminar, 'Finding the Real You'. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2689 |
I'm concerned that most of them will require ventilators, maybe a stimulant! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2690 |
The diversity training seesion is over |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2691 |
Tech support get up here---the 3D printer won't stop! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2692 |
Which one of you is the Xerox guy? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2693 |
Oh my gosh! It's not only machines with artificial intelligence taking our jobs. They've cloned the company man. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2694 |
The diversity is in the ties. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2695 |
Who's next for the interview? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2696 |
You misunderstood me. We ordered 'drones' not 'clones'." |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2697 |
That's the problem... They all fit the profile! |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2698 |
What? I said "Send in the C-L-O-W-N-S". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2699 |
Yes, Enginerring? Could you get someone up here? Someone forgot to turn off the cloning machine again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2700 |
I'm afraid your job description was a little too specific. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2701 |
I've found the 'Deep State!' |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2702 |
I did not say "Send in the clones". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2703 |
So, I'm with the I phone engineers who created facial recognition software... we ought to talk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2704 |
Actually, can you give me just a few more details to work with? |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2705 |
I ordered one hundred legal pads, not legal dads. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2706 |
You might want to call service...the 3-D copier seems to be broken again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2707 |
Could you tell the people in R&D I wanted them to "PHONE" Norman Steglitz. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2708 |
Please come down right away! Chadwick's doppelganger is having doppelgangers. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2709 |
Tom? Is Tom here? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2710 |
Yes, sir. We've identified one stand-out applicant. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2711 |
we have a little problem in the copy room |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2712 |
Doctor, they have also the same symptoms. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2713 |
"I think that the copy machine is up and running again". |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2714 |
They look like geeks, but its hard to tell without the pocket protectors. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2715 |
I was told being an older actor would work to my advantage, less competition. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2716 |
Nope, zero husband potential this time. Don't send anyone down. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2717 |
Hold on - he's just walked in. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2718 |
Yes, we're having a little situation in the copy room? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2719 |
Sir! We have a situation in the copier room! |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2720 |
Hi, I need a repairman right away...our copier is on the fritz. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2721 |
Send someone right away. The 3-D copier is on the fritz. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2722 |
I'm telling you, there's something wrong with the copier. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2723 |
Our diversity committee meeting just finished. We need to talk. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2724 |
You say his name is Waldo, balding, glasses, and has a short mustache? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2725 |
It seems the sperm bank did some unauthorized genetic mutations... |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2726 |
Someone left the copier running again. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2727 |
You never said it was a costume party. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2728 |
Hi, Lori from Quality Control. They don't look anything like Brad Pitt. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2729 |
Medium. Plain cheese. Regular crust. All 20 of them. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2730 |
We're going to need to cancel the iPhone X order for the new employees that started today. |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2731 |
I know I ordered clones, but I meant cannabis plants. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2732 |
Looks like the boss has finally found a way to micro-manage. |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2733 |
Mr. Lemmings is here to for directions. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2734 |
The "uniquely non-conformist" candidate has arrived for his interview. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2735 |
Yes, everyone looks the same. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2736 |
There's a man here to see you. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2737 |
There seems to be a problem down here at the copier room. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2738 |
Any piercings? |
1.1522 |
0.07593 |
46 |
42 |
1 |
3 |
2739 |
I need to speak to the copy center, now. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2740 |
Can you call the guy? The copy machine is acting up again. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2741 |
Hey, quick question. Can you look back there and see what happened to that giant egg? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2742 |
The Replicants got out of their cage again. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2743 |
Yes, they are totally lifelike, but keeping up with their food stains is getting a little out of hand. |
1.1522 |
0.06928 |
46 |
41 |
3 |
2 |
2744 |
You're going to need to be a bit more specific. |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2745 |
So how many men do you need to screw in that lightbulb? |
1.1522 |
0.06191 |
46 |
40 |
5 |
1 |
2746 |
How did you say I can recognize Mr. Carbon? |
1.1522 |
0.05354 |
46 |
39 |
7 |
0 |
2747 |
One of these things is just like the others.. |
1.1522 |