Contest #584


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584


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-09-18
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-10-01 (estimated)
Number of captions 6292
Number of responses 501501
Number of participants 14839


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. 2.1919 0.01068 5762 1448 1760 2554
1 On second thought, bring the name tags. 2.1896 0.00957 5844 1115 2506 2223
2 Sir, the President's Council on Women's Health has arrived. 2.1756 0.01123 5307 1392 1591 2324
3 The sperm bank class action lawsuit clients are here. 2.1624 0.01042 5984 1538 1936 2510
4 We may have a problem in the copy room. 2.1120 0.01336 3421 874 1290 1257
5 Remember when you wished we had a hundred just like him? 2.1112 0.01167 4111 947 1760 1404
6 It's Mr. Wilson, sir. I think he's gone viral. 2.0772 0.01203 4238 1149 1613 1476
7 That's correct, sir. The door to accounting was left open and now they're loose. 2.0708 0.01140 4844 1364 1773 1707
8 Okay, describe him again. 2.0348 0.01088 4936 1360 2044 1532
9 Tell Jim to stop messing with the 3D printer. 2.0214 0.01071 5194 1493 2097 1604
10 Sorry, but you never specified the gender of the 72 virgins. 2.0138 0.01936 1961 707 520 734
11 Hey Jim, on second thought, we're going to need those name tags. 2.0114 0.01113 4388 1167 2004 1217
12 The diversity training seminar looks like it's wrapping up. 2.0044 0.01136 4790 1469 1831 1490
13 That's right. The Diversity Committee meeting is just breaking up. 1.9981 0.03562 522 173 177 172
14 We might have been too specific in our job description. 1.9892 0.01376 3042 892 1291 859
15 ...and I'll be the one in high heels. 1.9595 0.01725 2023 651 803 569
16 Describe him. 1.9562 0.01156 4589 1512 1766 1311
17 Yes, of course we can spare one. 1.9419 0.01211 3921 1248 1653 1020
18 Looks like the women's healthcare committee just got out. 1.9369 0.03473 555 204 182 169
19 The 3-D printer is stuck again. 1.9361 0.02691 845 287 325 233
20 I'm just not convinced they are as committed to diversity as they say. 1.9311 0.01181 4065 1301 1743 1021
21 I'm just not sure I'm going to fit in at this company. 1.9297 0.01262 3543 1132 1528 883
22 Yes, this is the office of Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, and Haber. 1.9079 0.01409 3139 1135 1158 846
23 We're starting to see the effects of Trump's immigration restrictions. 1.9040 0.01525 2844 1090 937 817
24 Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." 1.9024 0.02430 1004 351 400 253
25 There was a typo on his resume. Apparently he's "one AND a million". 1.9016 0.01426 2966 1054 1150 762
26 The President's council on diversity just arrived! 1.8910 0.02458 1064 406 368 290
27 I definitely stand out from the other applicants so I think I have a shot. 1.8841 0.01254 3530 1207 1525 798
28 I'm not sure... middle-aged white men all look the same to me. 1.8744 0.02043 1417 519 557 341
29 Scones! I clearly said two dozen scones! 1.8671 0.02000 1550 597 562 391
30 we've just figured out how he managed not to miss a day of work! 1.8498 0.02196 1232 472 473 287
31 You were right. You've seen one accountant, you've seen em all. 1.8457 0.01533 2482 945 975 562
32 No! I asked for copies of THE bill, not Bill. 1.8423 0.01403 3044 1190 1144 710
33 We'll need 129 turkey-on-white, mayo only, and one Caesar salad, extra garlic. 1.8321 0.01511 2620 1040 980 600
34 This is Acme Cloning. Your Fred's are done. 1.8293 0.03031 703 297 229 177
35 I'm not sure we're hitting our diversity goals. 1.8020 0.01359 2899 1120 1233 546
36 Remember how I told Leonard I'd like to see more of him? 1.7911 0.01470 2594 1054 1028 512
37 Yes, he blends right in. 1.7861 0.01441 2496 971 1088 437
38 Frankly Mr. Prescott, all the job applicants look pretty much the same. 1.7738 0.01912 1450 585 608 257
39 Trust me Sally, meeting somebody at work is not an option. 1.7608 0.01771 1898 846 660 392
40 There may be a problem with our random sample. 1.7587 0.01582 2250 970 853 427
41 Your request to find someone 'just like Marvin' turned out to be incredibly successful. 1.7506 0.02468 866 363 356 147
42 Seriously... of all the people to clone, you chose Gus? 1.7466 0.01778 1843 829 652 362
43 It's a clear case of identity theft. 1.7284 0.01900 1576 720 564 292
44 Is he bald, with mustache and glasses? 1.7229 0.01979 1404 634 525 245
45 Hello, Overstock.com? 1.7072 0.02238 1144 544 391 209
46 He hasn't come out yet 1.7044 0.01814 1857 923 560 374
47 I just realized I'm the token hire. 1.7030 0.02039 1320 616 480 224
48 Good meeting. Everyone's on the same page 1.6976 0.01719 1842 864 671 307
49 The bald guy, with the mustache and glasses? Yeah, I see him. 1.6958 0.01713 1982 969 647 366
50 How do I turn off the 3D printer? 1.6952 0.01830 1762 870 559 333
51 They normally don't migrate until tax season. 1.6851 0.02432 978 485 316 177
52 I've got a bunch of Bills here that need to be paid. 1.6845 0.02780 783 399 232 152
53 Well, it looks like our want ad may have been too narrowly focused 1.6836 0.01651 1795 813 737 245
54 Trump's diversity coalition is here. 1.6752 0.02340 1093 562 324 207
55 Boss? It's about that new 3-D printer? 1.6714 0.03426 493 250 155 88
56 Ah yes, Mr. Jones your copies have arrived. 1.6688 0.01959 1398 683 495 220
57 This could be a challenge for our facial recognition software. 1.6650 0.01793 1570 747 602 221
58 I'm down here in Cloning. Bring a thousand pocket protectors. 1.6623 0.01848 1614 809 541 264
59 Remember when you said this company could use 100 more Bobs? 1.6603 0.02140 1104 530 419 155
60 Could you please send someone down, the accountants have gotten loose again. 1.6564 0.02110 1228 619 412 197
61 So much for our face recognition cybersecurity system. 1.6562 0.02440 925 468 307 150
62 Good morning, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel and Ganger. This is Maureen, how may I help you? 1.6514 0.02599 809 411 269 129
63 No, I am not kidding. And the worse part is, they all make 21% more than me. 1.6472 0.03309 530 280 157 93
64 Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. 1.6465 0.02282 1041 531 347 163
65 I'd like to place an order for one hundred pocket protectors. 1.6442 0.03352 489 252 159 78
66 How do I turn off the 3D printer? 1.6341 0.03526 440 230 141 69
67 I have to call you back. The Blue Ribbon Panel to Determine Women's Reproductive Rights just adjourned. 1.6319 0.03638 432 232 127 73
68 Okay, the good news is we figured out cloning. The bad news is we tested it on Ed. 1.6276 0.02388 1066 596 271 199
69 The vote was unanimous. 1.6236 0.02245 1007 516 354 137
70 The Bills just keep piling up. 1.6099 0.02446 946 524 267 155
71 Never mind. It looks like they fixed the copier. 1.5894 0.02569 889 518 218 153
72 ...when I said, "I wish we had 100 Howards," I was speaking figuratively. 1.5894 0.02377 906 494 290 122
73 The engineering department is here for the diversity training. 1.5884 0.02549 894 519 224 151
74 The Yes-Men are here, sir. 1.5712 0.03045 527 290 173 64
75 Well, we did tell George to go find himself. 1.5668 0.02846 614 343 194 77
76 Clowns! I said send in the clowns! 1.5639 0.02822 665 384 187 94
77 I'm not being racist. They really all do look alike. 1.5629 0.02857 652 378 181 93
78 Yes, he's here. He looks like he's beside himself. 1.5625 0.02794 656 374 195 87
79 Sean Hannity's diversity panel is here! 1.5556 0.04078 324 191 86 47
80 The applicants to be a model for a New Yorker cartoon are arriving. 1.5549 0.03068 501 279 166 56
81 The Xerox guys are here. 1.5545 0.02851 642 374 180 88
82 Oh, and get this. They all have a pet sheep named Dolly. 1.5544 0.03024 597 355 153 89
83 Please alert Sarah Huckabee Sanders that Trump’s panel on diversity has just adjourned. 1.5517 0.03086 609 374 134 101
84 They're here for the interviews. I think we may have been a little too specific with the job requirements. 1.5431 0.03043 569 339 151 79
85 Yes, Sir. Harvey set the 3-D printer on Selfie mode again. 1.5420 0.03153 548 332 135 81
86 Remember that door you said Never open? Ok, Ok, but what do I do now? 1.5382 0.03105 537 320 145 72
87 Yes - I'm just outside. I'm the one with..........You can't miss me. 1.5363 0.03141 524 313 141 70
88 I think they've reached consensus. 1.5355 0.04856 211 124 61 26
89 I know this will sound weird, but the conference room is full of Dicks. 1.5335 0.03426 493 311 101 81
90 Mr. Shaffer? About your 1967 Sperm donation.... 1.5317 0.03261 489 295 128 66
91 Tell me again exactly, what does he look like? 1.5262 0.03175 477 281 141 55
92 Ok, I will need a better description than "the dorky one with glasses." 1.5222 0.05194 180 107 52 21
93 It appears the Senate Women's Health Care Panel has already adjourned, ma'am. 1.5188 0.03457 426 260 111 55
94 I'm afraid none of the applicants really stand out. 1.5155 0.03351 419 249 124 46
95 OMG ... they all have identical ties. 1.5143 0.03669 420 270 84 66
96 Hi, it's Janice. Could you send someone over to fix our copier? 1.5142 0.03518 424 264 102 58
97 It's true... accountants can multiply. 1.5139 0.03906 323 196 88 39
98 And get this—they all got out of the same car. 1.5138 0.03990 327 203 80 44
99 The accountants are rioting. 1.5129 0.03620 425 272 88 65
100 It's about that redundancy consultant we hired. 1.5125 0.03703 361 220 97 44
101 Trust me, he's gone viral. 1.5112 0.03640 403 254 92 57
102 Oh and don't forget the name tags. 1.5108 0.03305 415 245 128 42
103 They seem to have learned how to open the door. Bring some accountant food and I'll lure them back to work. 1.5099 0.03535 406 251 103 52
104 Can I call you later? I'm about to meet with the President's cabinet. 1.5090 0.03655 391 245 93 53
105 You know how you said you wished you had a hundred guys just like Harold? 1.5089 0.03555 395 243 103 49
106 I have to go. We're being investigated by the Freds. 1.5086 0.03447 409 249 112 48
107 Get Quality Control over here now. One of them has pants that are too dark. 1.5054 0.03641 372 229 98 45
108 We're going to need name tags. 1.5026 0.03459 378 226 114 38
109 Hello, could you send out a tech for our 3-D printer? 1.5013 0.03753 385 248 81 56
110 I think we should expand our target demographic. 1.4945 0.03675 362 226 93 43
111 I think I'm going to need a more detailed description. 1.4945 0.03675 362 226 93 43
112 I'd say the staff is of one mind, yes. 1.4899 0.03566 347 210 104 33
113 You know perfectly well that's not what I meant when I asked you to send me a bunch of fresh herbs. 1.4899 0.03880 347 224 76 47
114 Sorry, I'm having trouble finding the original. 1.4895 0.03747 333 206 91 36
115 Bob 13 ?? Bob 13?? Phone's for you. 1.4884 0.03823 346 221 81 44
116 Not bugs....an infestation of Dougs. 1.4884 0.05247 172 107 46 19
117 I think we're going to need a bigger men's room. 1.4852 0.03384 338 197 118 23
118 Tell the 3D printer guy to get up here damn quick!! 1.4850 0.03665 334 205 96 33
119 Hello, Equifax? I'm calling about a large case of identity theft. 1.4798 0.03823 321 202 84 35
120 Sorry to bother you sir, but the 3D printer is stuck on "dork". 1.4796 0.03967 319 206 73 40
121 Honey? I think I'm at the wrong Men's Warehouse. 1.4788 0.04057 307 199 69 39
122 Gimme my agent. This is the worst ever Bachelorette season! 1.4763 0.04157 317 213 57 47
123 We need a repairman right away! The 3-D printer won't turn off! 1.4759 0.03832 311 195 84 32
124 The Republicans are here. 1.4759 0.04017 311 202 70 39
125 The Bills are adding up. 1.4757 0.04010 309 200 71 38
126 I'm afraid you'll have to be a little more specific. 1.4752 0.04097 303 198 66 39
127 I'm looking at him right now. 1.4739 0.03932 306 195 77 34
128 Can I call you back? Everyone and his brother just showed up. 1.4722 0.03993 288 182 76 30
129 How would I know if they're anatomically correct? 1.4715 0.04369 263 172 58 33
130 Please tell me I'm looking for someone without glasses. 1.4692 0.03769 292 179 89 24
131 No mom, all the guys here are the same. 1.4659 0.03858 279 172 84 23
132 Yeah, hang on, it looks like the conference on women's health is getting out. 1.4650 0.04306 286 193 53 40
133 I almost didn't recognize you guys. 1.4629 0.04164 283 186 63 34
134 No, I would describe it more like a ‘flash Bob.’ 1.4626 0.04276 281 188 56 37
135 Sir, the Diversity Committee meeting just adjourned. 1.4626 0.04186 281 185 62 34
136 Yes, sir, the Diversity Committee is here to see you. 1.4626 0.04364 281 191 50 40
137 Hang on, the President's focus group is just now leaving. 1.4626 0.04306 281 189 54 38
138 Remember that zealous sperm donor we had 40 years ago? 1.4621 0.03976 277 175 76 26
139 How was the ad worded for the current job opening? 1.4603 0.03988 252 155 78 19
140 Who authorized a 3-D printer for Accounting? 1.4595 0.04136 259 165 69 25
141 Trust me, none of the guys at work are my type. 1.4580 0.04207 262 170 64 28
142 Didn't you say, "When Willard died they broke the mold?" 1.4542 0.04100 262 168 69 25
143 Where should I send the diversity committee? 1.4542 0.04309 262 174 57 31
144 No, I haven't found him yet, but your description was very accurate. 1.4542 0.04064 262 167 71 24
145 You guys are all the same. 1.4538 0.04435 260 176 50 34
146 No, Mr. President, facing a different direction does not qualify as diversity. 1.4527 0.04407 243 160 56 27
147 Yes, Mr. Giddes, they've finally hatched 1.4514 0.04335 257 171 56 30
148 The applicants are here. Our diversity initiative is not working. 1.4510 0.04067 255 162 71 22
149 Yes Bernice, I DO know accountants are good at multiplication.... 1.4490 0.04062 245 154 72 19
150 Is it possible my online dating profile was too specific? 1.4471 0.04429 255 173 50 32
151 He has a scar where? 1.4458 0.04211 249 162 63 24
152 No sir. I wouldn't say that any candidate has stood out thus far. 1.4453 0.04197 247 160 64 23
153 You'll have to give me a little more to go on. 1.4449 0.04338 245 162 57 26
154 What kind of sperm bank only has one donor? 1.4449 0.04338 245 162 57 26
155 Don't ask why, just tell me: is it a SCHOOL of accountants or a GAGGLE of accountants? 1.4421 0.04415 242 162 53 27
156 A Mr. Schrödinger to see you, sir. 1.4378 0.04619 233 160 44 29
157 It was unanimous. 1.4378 0.04066 233 147 70 16
158 I distinctly ordered no moustache! 1.4359 0.03622 234 139 88 7
159 It must have been a long delivery for their Mom. 1.4359 0.04682 234 163 40 31
160 Doctor Schrödinger was right! We found the portal to the accounting universe! 1.4353 0.04211 232 150 63 19
161 The diversity and inclusion meeting just let out. 1.4348 0.04622 230 158 44 28
162 I'm pretty sure they're not from Black Lives Matter.... 1.4348 0.04412 230 153 54 23
163 We're being audited. 1.4336 0.04683 226 156 42 28
164 Remember when you told Bob from accounting he was so bad at his job that you weren't even sure he knew how to multiply. 1.4330 0.04671 224 154 43 27
165 So far nobody really stands out. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
166 I know it’s not politically correct, but they all look the same to me. 1.4317 0.04496 227 153 50 24
167 Would you believe I'm looking at QUINTUPLETS ??!! 1.4317 0.04830 227 161 34 32
168 Yes, the Women's Reproductive Rights meeting is just breaking up now Congressman 1.4311 0.04781 225 158 37 30
169 By chance, are these guys all from Brazil ?? 1.4305 0.04728 223 155 40 28
170 Did you say a bald guy with glasses and a moustache? 1.4299 0.03853 221 135 77 9
171 Tell central casting more hair, less mustache. 1.4286 0.03841 217 132 77 8
172 The witnesses in the plastic surgery malpractice case just arrived. 1.4286 0.04505 217 145 51 21
173 Groucho Marx Friday has been very popular. 1.4286 0.04599 217 147 47 23
174 Hello, Security? Fred's gone viral. 1.4273 0.04731 220 153 40 27
175 You know how it goes. You've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.4252 0.04249 214 138 61 15
176 I told you. All men are the same. 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
177 They tell me it's Trump's new Diversity Initiative. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
178 I'd like to place an order for name tags. 1.4195 0.04637 205 139 46 20
179 Maybe my Match.com ad was TOO specific. 1.4195 0.04789 205 142 40 23
180 I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! 1.4195 0.04480 205 136 52 17
181 Yes. I have some men here with some complaints about the new facial recognition software. 1.4195 0.04789 205 142 40 23
182 Did you tell accounting that there were free donuts on the fifth floor today? 1.4195 0.04637 205 139 46 20
183 It's not racist to say if they all really do look alike 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
184 The President's cabinet meeting is over. 1.4167 0.05001 204 146 31 27
185 My mother was right; all men really are the same. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
186 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Barbara. Men are all the same! 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
187 If I've seen Juan? I've seen them all! 1.4158 0.04839 202 141 38 23
188 No, really -- when you've seen one you have seen them all. 1.4158 0.04523 202 135 50 17
189 You'll never believe this. Everyone is wearing the same tie. 1.4150 0.05026 200 143 31 26
190 No, I said twenty copies of *the* bill from accounting! 1.4141 0.04858 198 138 38 22
191 My personal ad may have been too specific 1.4141 0.04805 198 137 40 21
192 I don't recognize any of them. 1.4141 0.04962 198 140 34 24
193 Try "Force Quit." If that doesn't work, unplug the damn thing. 1.4133 0.04947 196 138 35 23
194 The doppel gang is here. 1.4124 0.04876 194 135 38 21
195 It's astounding. All the men coming out of the room are wearing the same ties. 1.4121 0.04890 199 140 36 23
196 I'm really not surprised that they all look alike but what are the odds that they would wear the same tie? 1.4112 0.04926 197 139 35 23
197 Mr. Lemming is here. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
198 I think I may have figured out what that "Multiverse" button on our copy machine does, Marge. 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
199 Can you be way way way more specific? 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
200 Mm mm. I'm not sure, describe him again. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
201 The guys from Xerox are here. 1.4074 0.05078 189 135 31 23
202 It appears we have an embarrassment of Richards. 1.4072 0.04964 167 113 40 14
203 I don't think I'm going to fit in here. 1.4064 0.05005 187 132 34 21
204 Is this a metaphor or a facsimile? 1.4064 0.04769 187 128 42 17
205 You were right, Mother. Men are all the same. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
206 Hurry, I believe they're collating. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
207 He's bald, with glasses and a mustache. You'll know him when you see him. 1.4044 0.04029 183 114 64 5
208 Go ahead and break the mold now. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
209 Did you by any chance order every woman's first husband? 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
210 Did you really say, "Send in the clones?" 1.4044 0.04454 183 120 52 11
211 I'm concerned about our lack of diversity, sir. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
212 Tell Spielberg the Stepford husbands have arrived. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
213 Who let the Dougs out? Who, who, who, who?! 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
214 You're going to have to be a little more specific. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
215 Perhaps you'll recognize me. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
216 Hey Mom, I'm going to call you back. The Senate just came out from voting on the abortion rights of women. 1.4011 0.05277 182 133 25 24
217 Who ordered a gross of Freds? 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
218 Jim asked that you stop cc'ing him. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
219 How many accountants DOES it take to change a light bulb? 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
220 No I can't tell them apart......they are all wearing the same tie! 1.4000 0.05142 180 129 30 21
221 Trust me, you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3989 0.04600 178 119 47 12
222 Hold on, I think I see someone I know 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
223 Your 9:00, 9:15, 9:30, 9:45, 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15, 11:30, 11:45, 12:00, 12:15, 12:30, 12:45, 1:00, 1:15, 1:30, 1:45, 2:00, 2:15, 2:30, 2:45, 3:00, 3:15, 3:30, 3:45, 4:00, 4:15, 4:30, and 4:45 are here. 1.3978 0.04340 181 118 54 9
224 We seem to be having a problem in the copy room. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
225 Bob's been at the 3D printer again. 1.3966 0.05144 174 124 31 19
226 Mom, I'm telling you… Men are all the same. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
227 Uh, I don't think it's the toner this time. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
228 I'm in the copy room. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
229 The Republican caucus appears to be breaking up. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
230 What's our policy regarding asexual harassment? 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
231 The meeting on diversity has just ended. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
232 So tell me again about corporate's new diversity program? 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
233 I don't see anyone I know. 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
234 It's hard to decide - they seem equally qualified. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
235 No, you've never seen manspreading like this before. 1.3905 0.05447 169 125 22 22
236 Wait! There he is. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
237 We're a 'one of a kind' company. 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
238 They say they're looking for Waldo. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
239 Has our diversity committee met lately? 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
240 Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
241 You'll have to be more specific. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
242 Well, whoever they are, the cafeteria is completely out of white bread now. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
243 And they all want to file for identity theft. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
244 Ok! Can you describe him? 1.3827 0.05191 162 116 30 16
245 We may need to broaden the job description... 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
246 Middle management training is complete. 1.3827 0.04645 162 109 44 9
247 I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
248 Well at least there's never a line for the ladies' room 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
249 I am not sure,they are all wearing same ties. 1.3827 0.05336 162 118 26 18
250 Honestly, they're all just cut from the same mold. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
251 No, I haven't seen him come out yet. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
252 You weren't kidding when you said they all respond to Phil. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
253 Yes, the diversity committee meeting is just breaking up now. 1.3797 0.05205 158 113 30 15
254 someone's fooling with the 3-D printer again 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
255 I hope you also told him to be looking for me. 1.3797 0.04803 158 108 40 10
256 The Xerox is doing that thing again. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
257 Order 500 pocket pen protectors, quickly! 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
258 Men they're all alike. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
259 Someone let the Dougs out. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
260 Sir, a team from the sperm donation center are here to see you. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
261 Alexa, off. 1.3774 0.05330 159 116 26 17
262 I asked for clowns! 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
263 Men? They're all the same. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
264 Did you say 'Where's Baldo'? 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
265 Yes, the auditors are here. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
266 We're just starting to try free-range middle management. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
267 Sir, the candidates for your diversity team are here and I think we may have a tiny problem. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
268 Ed's making personal copies again. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
269 I think we need to re-examine our workplace diversity policy. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
270 The fourth floor men's room is overflowing. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
271 Congress just let out 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
272 The vote was unanimous. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
273 Which one am I laying off? 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
274 Sir, all the applicants seem equally qualified. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
275 Yes sir, we do have several candidates that appear to fit our corporate culture. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
276 I don't think they're quintuplets exactly. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
277 Please send over a maintenance man for our 3D printer. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
278 If you can describe him to me, I'll put him on. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
279 Hold on. There he is. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
280 You can't miss me. I'm the one wearing a coat. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
281 He's a thousand times the man you'll ever be. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
282 There's no one to lead them to the precipice, sir. 1.3655 0.05691 145 109 19 17
283 I have to call you back, my company is going through an identity crisis. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
284 All the eggs have hatched! 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
285 The spray didn't work. Let's try the traps. 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
286 No, one hundred "hot dogs" not Franks. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
287 Yeah, the Republican National Convention is getting out just now. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
288 The Republicans are here, where is the cliff? 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
289 Where did you say his mole is? 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
290 They're just coming out. What does he look like? 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
291 I think it's a family owned business. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
292 Send someone over here right away, Farnsworth fell into the the 3D printer again. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
293 i'm going into a diversity training session, can I call you back? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
294 Bring in the witness- I'm sending over the first five for a lineup. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
295 We've found the three million fake voters. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
296 They've all come to file identity theft reports. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
297 Hello. Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz. May I help you? 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
298 Sir, your diversity council has arrived. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
299 Sir, the new iPhils have been delivered. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
300 I think I see him: Bald; mustache; glasses? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
301 The candidates for the college professor position are arriving. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
302 The 3-D printer is acting up again. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
303 I can't quite put my finger on it but sometimes I just don't feel I really fit in here at Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones & Jones. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
304 The team from Xerox is here. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
305 Are you sure you sent me to the right audition? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
306 I see what you mean by the company's lack of diversity. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
307 Yes, Mr. Edwards, do you remember that sperm donation of yours many years ago? Well . . . 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
308 I told you our head hunter lacked imagination. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
309 Yes. Only it isn't John Malkovitch, it's the IT guy. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
310 They just finished the national female dress code and the education limit for black youth, and now they're going to take a short break. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
311 He's repeating himself again. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
312 It's the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
313 The fall spawn has commenced. Prepare the 45th floor. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
314 I can't tell which one you want. They're all wearing the same shoes. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
315 No, I don't see him. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
316 Tell President Trump I found the 5 million fraudulent voters. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
317 It's amazing. You should see these guys. They're all wearing identical Trump ties. 1.3534 0.05865 133 101 17 15
318 No, we wanted 100 copies of Wilson's REPORT 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
319 One is pigeon-toed. Is that significant? 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
320 How is it racist to say they all look the same? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
321 This is not going to help our diversity statistics. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
322 Yeah, I think the interview went well, but I'm not sure I fit in to their corporate culture. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
323 I'm pretty sure he isn't here. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
324 Can you give me any other distinguishing features? 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
325 When I said I needed a hundred copies of the bill, I wasn't talking about that Bill. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
326 Bald, myopic, and has a mustache? Yeah, I think I see him. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
327 The speech was going well until he started repeating himself. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
328 I sent the e-mail and copied Stan. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
329 Our meetings take so long because Harry always repeats himself! 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
330 And remember to bring the name tags. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
331 I've got the average focus group you requested. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
332 Our diversity program looks better on paper. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
333 To other sheep, each sheep looks different. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
334 Are you sure this is the Women's Health Committee? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
335 Could you let HR know that our problem in Accounting has multiplied? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
336 I think I'm going to need a better description of Mr. Beavis if I'm going to find him in the Accounting Department. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
337 I just don’t know how we’re going to pay all the Bills. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
338 Describe him to me. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
339 Yes Sir, our meeting is just breaking up and yes I believe I managed to stand out in the crowd, no worries. 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
340 Tech support? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
341 I just can't get enough of him! 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
342 I swiped right, and I *thought* the screen froze, so I kept swiping . . . 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
343 This job does tend to attract a certain type. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
344 The guys from Xerox are here. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
345 Mr. Lemming has arrived for his interview, sir. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
346 I'm much better with names. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
347 Maybe working at Xerox isn't for me, after all. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
348 I'm having difficulty blending in. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
349 We built a wall but they built a door. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
350 I have an inexplicable urge to file my income taxes. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
351 You were right mom, all men are alike/ 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
352 I think we're finally ready for the iPhone face test. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
353 Yes sir, all 48 of them wearing the same tie. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
354 We may have been too restrictive in our focus group. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
355 If you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
356 The candidates all looked the same on paper, so we thought personal interviews might help. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
357 The 3-D printer is stuck on 'Sheldon' again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
358 What do you mean I can't miss him? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
359 I'll have to call you back, Cheryl. The accountants broke out of their pen again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
360 Um... the virus may have got the IT guy 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
361 Yes, we're going to need some name tags. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
362 Yes Mr. Trump, the diversity hires are here. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
363 I think we may have a hard time choosing the right applicant. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
364 Hello, Quality Control? The 3D printer is stuck again 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
365 It's that guy with the multiple personality disorder again. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
366 Yes, he's all here now. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
367 I think I see him... is he wearing a tie? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
368 We need to call maintenance. The 3D Printer is glitching again. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
369 Same old same old sir. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
370 Hold on. I think our diversity training seminar just let out. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
371 Men they're all alike. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
372 We have a code Carl. I repeat it's a code Carl. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
373 Can you give me something other than a physical description? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
374 Not only that, but when I asked, "What sets you apart from others," they all said the same thing. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
375 Not only that, but they all have to go to the bathroom at the same time. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
376 Central Casting. Please hold. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
377 Sir, the dodecatuplets are here. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
378 Better send that repair guy for the 3-D printer again. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
379 Are you sure he doesn't have a mustache? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
380 I know I said I needed more employees like Henry... 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
381 I'm telling you, Jen, if you've seen one man, you've seen them all. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
382 Meeting to vote on the future of women's health care, adjourned. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
383 Yes, the accountants meeting is over. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
384 Remember when Pete called space-time his 'plaything' and we laughed it off? 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
385 Call I.T. Someone left the 3-D printer on the "Myron" setting again. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
386 ...and that's the last time I have a three-martini lunch. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
387 They all want vanilla ice cream. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
388 No no, not an embarrassment of riches, an embarrassment of Riches! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
389 Remember last tax season you prayed for a clone of Vern from Accounting? Answered. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
390 We've got big trouble, the accountants have learned to multiply! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
391 Sir, I think the copies are ready. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
392 Stacy, your ex-husbands are here. Do you want me to call security? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
393 Orientation was a success. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
394 Hello, Mr. Trump? The women's health experts are here. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
395 They're older how, but it's them! All the Waldos. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
396 You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
397 It's Mister Shapiro. He's gone viral. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
398 CLOWNS, CLOWNS! I said "send in the clowns." 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
399 Actually, it should be pretty easy to find Waldo. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
400 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I could use a few dozen more just like him. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
401 Looks like Alan Greenspan was quite a sperm donor. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
402 Phones. I ordered phones. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
403 Fire everyone in the Diversity Department. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
404 The cloning machine is out of toner. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
405 .....so, you're saying he has a mole on the right side of his penis? 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
406 I take it back. You weren't being prejudiced. They DO all look alike. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
407 If you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
408 Oh my gosh! They all just met their father, the world's most prolific sperm donor, 1.3333 0.06299 120 95 10 15
409 I don't care if you sprayed. I know what I'm looking at. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
410 Some men who say their name is Todd are here to see you, sir. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
411 Yes, I'm standing in front of the Copy Room. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
412 No, no. I said 'phone' Larry in tech support. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
413 The most curious thing is that they can't stand each other. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
414 Get I.T. up to the 3rd floor.............Johnson is playing with the 3D printer again 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
415 Sir, I don't think we'll fill our diversity quota 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
416 Yes sir, I think Smith has taken multitasking to a whole new level... 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
417 It could go either way, sir. The lead ones are still probing their new freedom. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
418 The 1981 Chippendale's calendar reunion. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
419 No, no, I definitely see him now. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
420 Did you really tell Ralph we could use 1,0000 more like him? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
421 Neds here. No, no apostrophe. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
422 Many members of the President's cabinet, but no, I have not spotted Waldo yet. 1.3246 0.06167 114 89 13 12
423 Yes, the team from Xerox is here. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
424 I'm telling you, all white guys look alike to me. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
425 Oh, for Pete's sake, I said send in the clowns, NOT clones! 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
426 Um... Mr. Sondheim? It appears they've sent in the clones. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
427 Everyone will have the turkey sandwich. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
428 Men? They're all the same. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
429 I'll try to find him, can you tell me what he looks like? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
430 Remember when you said we needed a hundred more just like him? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
431 We need service on our 3-D copier ASAP! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
432 I don't care if it's mandatory, Gail, I am NOT going in there! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
433 You better make that two border collies. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
434 No, I said, "Send in the clowns!" [ clowns italic ] 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
435 The diversity meeting is just letting out. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
436 The break room is crawling with ineffective middle managers. I thought we sprayed for them just last week? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
437 Hello? Margaret? What was inside that cigarette you left on the table? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
438 Yes, this is the sperm donor bank reunion... 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
439 My goodness, I'd never realized, all white men really do look alike! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
440 The applicants for the John Doe position are here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
441 That's right: 45 tuna sandwiches, all no crusts, all extra pickle. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
442 Same here. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
443 But, Mary Beth, you told me he was single! 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
444 Yes, it's customer appreciation day here at the sperm bank. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
445 No, I ordered 40 subs--not 40 shlubs. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
446 Clowns, not clones! 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
447 They have sent in the clones. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
448 So, what does he look like? 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
449 Yes, the copier is broken, but we'll never have to hire another accountant 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
450 I was joking when I said I wish we could clone Carl! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
451 Oh, Larry's been made redundant. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
452 The diversity task force meeting just ended. 1.3148 0.06397 108 86 10 12
453 It’s like I still see him everywhere. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
454 You shouldn't have told that funny little man you helped that you wished we had more employees like Alfred 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
455 He can't talk right now -- he's beside himself. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
456 Can you describe him one more time? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
457 . . . ". . . and so I said to myself, 'You know, Smithers is really our best employee, I wish we had a hundred like him,' and before I knew it ..." 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
458 I think we may have a problem with the 3-D printer. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
459 The meeting just let out. Looks like everyone is aligned. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
460 Is it racist if I say they all look the same to me? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
461 Yes, I admit there's some redundancy in accounting. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
462 At the staff meeting you did say you wished you had a hundred just like him. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
463 Good news and bad news on that secret cloning project... 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
464 But they're all exactly what we're looking for. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
465 How do you turn off the 3-D printer? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
466 We might need to bring back that diversity initiative. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
467 On second thought maybe we should add name tags to the dress code. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
468 You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
469 Now I see it, Joyce. Men are all the same. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
470 I dunno yet, I'm looking for that candidate that really stands out from the crowd. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
471 Better get down here. The Accounting Department is staging a walkout! 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
472 The candidates for the Silicon Valley CEO position are coming out now. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
473 Where do I send the group here for diversity training? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
474 The Equifax Team is here looking The Equifax Fraud Team is here..... 1.3148 0.06397 108 86 10 12
475 Is this the person who placed my ad in the newspaper? I said we needed to staff a 'Greek' restaurant. 'Greek'! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
476 They all claim to be Spartacus! 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
477 Everybody and their brother showed up for the interview. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
478 The Department of Redundancy Department candidates are here. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
479 Um, I think we have a situation in the copy room. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
480 We can expect a thorough audit this year. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
481 Remember when Clyde retired, and you promised me we'd never see the likes of him again? 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
482 So, how many "yes men" did you order? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
483 I'd like to report a flood of insurance adjusters. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
484 I don't think putting it to a group vote will be necessary. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
485 President Trump fired them all as their ties are too short. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
486 Hello? Copier repair? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
487 The White House diversity task force just arrived. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
488 Congress is out of session. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
489 HR always sends us the same type candidate! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
490 Well, not exactly alike. Close enough though and there's enough of them for all the new jobs. No, no one will notice when any of them are fired. Yes, Sir, you're welcome. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
491 How many donations did you say you made at the sperm clinic, sir? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
492 Our job description was way too precise! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
493 You were right, Mom! There are plenty of men out there! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
494 I think our job posting may be a bit too specific. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
495 Get me Alice, in duplicating. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
496 Well, I guess it depends upon what you mean by diversity. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
497 They're coming out now. He's the bald one with the mustache and glasses. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
498 Hello, Xerox tech support? We have a major malfunction. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
499 We're looking for our sperm donor. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
500 Should I send in the next replicant? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
501 "Yes, he's all here". 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
502 I can't find Waldo. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
503 Okay, send in the bald headed guy with the glasses and mustache. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
504 I think they're all on the same page now. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
505 What's he look like? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
506 Hello? I have a few questions about our new copier. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
507 ...and while we'd love the Audubon Society's support, this is the Bald LEGAL foundation... 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
508 Looks like the lab guys might have solved our staffing problem. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
509 I quit, if it’s all the same to you. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
510 We need to talk about our workplace diversity policy. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
511 The anti-diversity protesters are here. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
512 We have a number of qualified applicants, but no one's standing out. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
513 And the boss says we don't need to work on our diversity hiring! 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
514 I'm going to need name tags, stat! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
515 Looks like the President's campaign rally just let out. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
516 Chief, I'm thinking fingerprints instead of line-ups. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
517 No question, it's going to be a tough choice. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
518 As I said before: "all men are alike". 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
519 Betsy, I'll have to call you back. My sexual fantasy has just come true. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
520 The 3 D printer is working as expected. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
521 I don't know, they're all looking for the men's room. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
522 Looks like we have another problem in the copy room. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
523 The good news is that today's turnout is exceptional. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
524 Is the 3D copier still under warranty? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
525 Ok, but what does he look like? 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
526 Send up name tags. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
527 Does he wear glasses and a moustache? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
528 Jones is metastasising! 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
529 I need more than your husband looks like a boring accountant. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
530 He just seems a bit "all over the place". 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
531 Yes sir. I'll bring him upstairs. What does he look like? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
532 Come quickly! The 3D printer has gone rogue. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
533 Tall, balding guy with glasses? Yup, I see him now. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
534 Bob, we really need to talk about our diversity policy. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
535 It worked 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
536 I said I needed clowns not clones! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
537 Well, I still have a lot more interviews to conduct, but so far none of the candidates really seem to stick out. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
538 Hello, IT department? The second floor copier is acting up again. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
539 Sorry but not a single applicant stands out in this group. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
540 The copier seems to be working again 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
541 I think we were way too specific on the recruiting site. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
542 Yes Lord Vader - the Norm Troopers are ready. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
543 The ¨Individual Management Styles" seminar is just ending. Did you need to speak to them? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
544 I think they like it, but one and a half baths will never do. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
545 We’ve been duped! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
546 ...no, nothing in the mail today. Just a lot of Bills. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
547 Dr. Smithers? I think I'm ready to sign the consent for that cataract surgery. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
548 George Cloney is here for his audition. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
549 Well,it looks like Smithers finally blew himself into smithereens 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
550 Hey Karen, call the I.T. guy; the copy machine is on the fritz again 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
551 One moment, I'll see if he is here. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
552 It looks like the decision was unanimous. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
553 I don't think it's liberal nonsense to want more diversity. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
554 Oh, my exes just showed up. You may be right about me having a type. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
555 Push the stop button on the 3-D printer NOW! 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
556 Please let him know that the members from his Women and Minorities in America advisory group have arrived 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
557 Mr. Dorfman says he accidentally hit "Replicate All" on his new IPhone X... 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
558 Describe him again 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
559 Bob 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are here for their meeting. And possibly Bob 9 through 99. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
560 I think I'm at the wrong audition. 1.2990 0.06742 97 79 7 11
561 They decided to keep the status-quo. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
562 Better get IT up to four. Bob's playing around with the 3D printer again. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
563 Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
564 It's a reality show called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
565 The diversity officer is out sick. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
566 There seems to be some kind of problem in the copier room. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
567 They all look the same to me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
568 Sir, Harris is having a problem understanding what 'being made redundant' means. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
569 You know that diverse focus group you asked for? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
570 Remember when you said you wished you could clone Floyd in Accounting? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
571 Hello pest control? We appear to have account ants. 1.2990 0.06581 97 78 9 10
572 Ah, yes. The one with the mustache! 1.2990 0.04897 97 69 27 1
573 Don't worry. I think I found the copy room. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
574 Remember saying you wanted a hundred just like him? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
575 The order was for 300 vanilla "cones"! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
576 They said I wasn't a good fit. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
577 I wanted 500 copies of the account, not the accountant. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
578 Mr. Sondheim, I thought you said 'send in the clones'. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
579 Let me call you back. The firm's diversity committee meeting just finished. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
580 Yes sir, I did make three dozen copies of the results from your DNA test. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
581 Hold on please, the panel on diversity is just letting out. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
582 Apparently they only come in one size. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
583 I really need to come in today, doctor. No, seeing double is the least of my problems now. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
584 That's a yes. Several of our employees are redundant. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
585 So this is what you meant when you said the accountants are multiplying? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
586 Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz and Horwitz, How may I direct your call? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
587 Yes sir...Mr. Lemming has just arrived. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
588 No, I said Fritz has been on the copier again. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
589 Okay, got it - bow tie! I'll let you know when he comes out. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
590 They're lost without their shirt pockets. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
591 You're gonna have to be more specific. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
592 We're going to need name tags. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
593 Can you give me a better description? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
594 We need to talk about diversity. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
595 We may have been a little too specific. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
596 Oh, hang on, I think I see him coming out now... 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
597 Sir, you don't understand. It's the entire IRS. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
598 Gary Larson's been here again. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
599 Nothing unusual, really; all men are just the same. You just can't tell them apart... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
600 Mrs. Klein? The folks from Doppel, Ganger and Co. are in to see you. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
601 I thought you said that I would have no trouble recognizing him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
602 The diversity committee has arrived. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
603 Oh, you wanted me to make 50 copies FOR Mr. Hurwitz. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
604 There's a bunch of guys here wearing the same tie! 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
605 I'll call you back, the Equality & Diversity Committee have just finished their annual meeting 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
606 Sir, the copier is on the Fritz again. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
607 The accountants just went viral. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
608 A mole under which ear? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
609 Alert the commission - we've finally found an irrefutable case of voter fraud. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
610 How exactly was your help wanted ad worded? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
611 Yes, I see him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
612 His identifying-tattoo is where??? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
613 Yes, Bobs with an 's'. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
614 I think the job description may have been too specific. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
615 I don't know, but they seem harmless. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
616 It's so hard to pick just one. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
617 What's he wearing? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
618 No one really stands out 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
619 Okay, who hit Reply to All? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
620 The volunteers are here for the Facial Recognition Research Project. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
621 Looks like the Republicans are here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
622 The diversity program isn't working. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
623 Tech support? Get up here. One 3-D printer has gone rogue. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
624 H.R., we need to revisit our diversity policies. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
625 I specifically ordered CLOWNS. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
626 Looks like the diversity meeting is over. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
627 Hello Mulder, it's worse than we thought. - Geography teachers, hundreds of them. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
628 The copy writers are here. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
629 What's he wearing? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
630 Who ordered 100 engineers without pocket protectors? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
631 Send in the clones. There ought to be clones. Don't bother, they're here! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
632 You know that door down in the basement we've been told never to open...? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
633 Hey boss, the Diversity Committee is here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
634 I think we should relax our dress code. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
635 None of these candidates seem to stand out in a crowd, Sir 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
636 I need to go my midlife crisis group is arriving. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
637 Sir, accounting has gotten into the 3D printer again. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
638 The agency said they don't have two competent women like we requested, so they sent .... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
639 Mr. Gohrun has gone viral. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
640 The bald guy with the mustache and glasses? Yep, got 'em. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
641 Turn it off! TURN IT OFF! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
642 I'll check. What does he look like? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
643 On which floor is Diversity Training? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
644 Looks like the Boys From Brazil just arrived. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
645 HR said they made him redundant. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
646 There seems to be a problem with our new copier. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
647 We have a problem in the copy room. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
648 Tell the Casting Agent she's getting a raise. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
649 He may be here- what does he look like? 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
650 Here he comes now... 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
651 I know I can't say this, but they all look alike. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
652 Yes, Mr. Johnson is repeating himself again. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
653 "Hello, Equifax"? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
654 Are you looking for anyone in particular? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
655 Looks like the diversity training session just ended. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
656 I have to say this new training course really reshaped employees to align with our corporate image. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
657 I'm going to need you to be more descriptive. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
658 Nerd Alert! The physics lab has created another rift in the spacetime continuum. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
659 I think RD had a breakthrough on the 3D copier project 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
660 I understand it's an accountant's job to multiply, sir, but that's not what I mean. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
661 Sir, the Anderson googoltuplets are here to see you. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
662 You've seen one, you've seen 'em all! 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
663 But you sent out the invitation to multiple universes! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
664 I said to send in the clowns not clones. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
665 I am reporting two violations of the dress code. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
666 When we said we would love to fill our company with temps just like him, we weren't speaking literally... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
667 Never mind. I see him now; he's the tall one in the dark pants. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
668 ... and send someone over to fix the copier. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
669 I'd like to order 400 black coffees and 400 plain donuts please. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
670 Yes, send in the clones. Don't bother, they're here. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
671 I got to go... I think he just walked in. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
672 Without moustaches? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
673 I think our 'want ad' was a bit too specific 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
674 Looks like Johnson locked himself in the 3D printer again... 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
675 How would you describe him? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
676 It's the 3-D printer--it's on the Fritz again. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
677 Well the 3-D printer appears to be working fine. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
678 Sir, accounting's been duplicating Bills again. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
679 I'm waiting for Ned. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
680 Seems we may want to consider expanding our diversity program. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
681 Our new head of genetic research seems to have quite a sense of humor. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
682 Would someone PLEASE turn off the copier machine in HR! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
683 Nevertheless, Howard knew that he was different from all the others. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
684 I asked you to pick up herbs, not Herbs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
685 None of them has said "Take me to your Leader" so I'm putting them in the auditorium. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
686 What do you mean, you forgot the name tags? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
687 Send in the....oh, don't bother, they're here. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
688 Something really strange is going on in the copy room. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
689 If the aliens are so advanced, why aren’t they more stylish? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
690 Your personal information may have been compromised. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
691 Sir, Mr. Lemming is here for the interview. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
692 Who let the nerds out? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
693 It's a spin-off for next season: A Game of Clones. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
694 They want to know why their results on Ancestory.com are so different. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
695 Balding, moustache, shirt sleeves, striped tie--yes, I see him. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
696 The Republican establishment is on the move. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
697 H.R.? I think your job listings are getting too specific. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
698 They're demanding higher pay for individual initiative. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
699 Could you give me another distinguishing characteristic? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
700 Hold on, Clarice. Our Diversity Committee just finished its meeting. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
701 He's just breaking up now. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
702 Where are the clowns? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
703 That's right, we've been "Melvin'd". 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
704 These robot accountants look more real with every shipment we get. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
705 Hello? Mr. Page? Code Orange! Dolly has left the pen. Repeat. Dolly has left the pen. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
706 I'll check. What does he look like? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
707 He's iterating. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
708 Sir, they've sent in the clones. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
709 Could you be a little more specific? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
710 Your toupee models have arrived. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
711 So...I asked that all the bills be sent to the third floor and... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
712 We cloned the wrong George! No Clooney here, just George from Accounting 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
713 Just to clarify, you did say, 'Send in the Clones,' correct? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
714 The copier is broken again. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
715 The accountants are multiplying! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
716 No, Harvey hasn't come out yet. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
717 These accountants all look alike to me. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
718 Yes Mr. Adams sir, they've arrived to sign the Treaty of Gents. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
719 Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
720 Tell IT the 3D printer is stuck again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
721 I haven’t seen the defendant, but this is definitely a jury of SOMEBODY’S peers. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
722 The gentlemen from Xerox are here. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
723 Could you describe him one more time, please? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
724 i'll take a dozen 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
725 The door to the accountants area was left open again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
726 I think that we have to discuss nepotism. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
727 You know that sorcerer's apprentice you hired yesterday? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
728 Yes, it was a typo...the ad should've read 'we're looking for a BOLD new look!' 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
729 This must be a Trump cabinet meeting. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
730 I'm gonna have to call you back. It turns out our new copier can do more than just paper. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
731 Could somebody please turn off the 3-D printer. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
732 "Yes, I'm starting the diversity in the workplace training now". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
733 What did you say he looks like? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
734 I meant copy Bob on the email! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
735 Is he a balding guy with a moustache and glasses? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
736 Maybe our diversity initiative could be tweaked. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
737 'Balding, glasses, and a moustache' just doesn't give me enough information, sir. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
738 They're like Bitcoins sir,...with mustaches. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
739 Stop! We're running out of cubicles. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
740 Sir, the Accountant is multiplying, what should I do? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
741 Harold had been made redundant. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
742 Did you mention to anyone else in the lab that I'd like to meet more men just like your Uncle Stephen? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
743 Jones and Jones Unlimited, how may I assist you? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
744 Sorry, I don't see anyone in a red and white striped sweater and ski cap. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
745 I'm in the building, but where's the room full of women wearing a blazer and heels? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
746 Hi Frank..... I'm still not sure who let the Dougs out but I think I've found them. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
747 Hang on. We're having a problem in the copy room. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
748 So far, Sir, all we've been able to clone are CPAs. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
749 Hello, Security? This is Amanda from H.R. It looks like someone left Accounting's door open again. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
750 Mr. Pederson..get ahold of yourselves.. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
751 No, they're not wearing name tags. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
752 Yes, please contact the White House. We've had a breakthrough with the new immigration screening policy. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
753 I'll have to call you back. Things are getting Harry up here. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
754 I know a job is a job but I can't see myself fitting in here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
755 Well I can't tell them apart, they're all wearing ties. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
756 It seems they're looking for a leader 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
757 The corporate branding program has succeeded. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
758 Shall I send in the clones, Sir? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
759 Sir, the 3-D copier is on the fritz again. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
760 H. R. Did they all look the same when we hired them? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
761 The male exotic dancers just arrived. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
762 Mr. Hadley, I think we have a nepotism problem in the actuarial department. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
763 Hello Zoltar, this is Janice from accounting. Remember when I said "I wish we could clone Marty?" 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
764 Hey, could you let the repair guy know that the copy machine is on the fritz again? 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
765 Yes, I saw him vote more than once! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
766 Beside himself? No, Mr. Higgins is more than beside himself! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
767 Um, any other distinguishing features? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
768 Just how specific a demographic are we trying to target? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
769 We're letting them out now but if they imprint on me you'll have to explain it to Human Resources. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
770 Yes, we have received your facsimiles. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
771 The new Temp got his tie caught in the 3D Printer again. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
772 They all just seem like the next guy. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
773 Bad news. They stole your identity. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
774 Uh hello, E-Harmony, I think I need to cancel my profile. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
775 But you said you wished you had a thousand guys like Bob 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
776 They're all here to file claims of identity theft! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
777 I said he was a model employee... 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
778 You won't believe what tie everyone is wearing today. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
779 'Talk about a jury of his peers...' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
780 The bad news is, it's Carlson. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
781 I found accounting but they're all on break. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
782 Send in the clones... oops, don't bother, they're here. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
783 'The diversity team has arrived' 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
784 Mr. President? I think you can fill all your vacant appointments. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
785 Karen, I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
786 Jones, Jones, and Jones, et al. How may I direct your call? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
787 Your 3:01 through 3:56 are here to discuss the time paradox issue. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
788 You would think they would make sex-bots a little more attractive. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
789 You might not qualify. Our HR department has precise guidelines for accountants. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
790 The Waldos are finished. Are you ready with the Evelyns? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
791 DNA links them all to Groucho Marx! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
792 They're just now coming out for their copy break. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
793 Does he have any distinguishing characteristics? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
794 Just curious, Fred. Do you see fifty copies of me while we're talking? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
795 They say they come in peace but need all our toner cartridges. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
796 Any other identifying information other than bald with glasses? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
797 You better get up here. The boss is beside himself. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
798 Could you be more specific? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
799 The Accountants are multiplying again. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
800 We're going to need those name tags. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
801 Mr. Collins, did we schedule diversity training today? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
802 Did you say his name was John? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
803 The white collar variety always become invasive. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
804 He's here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
805 There seems to be an accounting error. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
806 The models for the Andy Warhol art class are here. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
807 The auditors smell blood, sir. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
808 Well all those DACA workers used to be on this floor. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
809 The jury just reached a unanimous decision in record time. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
810 I am not sure where to direct them. They said they are here for diversity training. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
811 Why do I keep attracting the same man over and over? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
812 Let's skip the diversity training. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
813 "There seem to be more of him than meets the eye". 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
814 I think I'll skip the speed dating tonight. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
815 How exactly did you mean "You'll know him when you see him?" 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
816 How did you say I would recognize him? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
817 Let me call you back. The senate just got out. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
818 Yah, "Building a diverse corporate culture" just let out. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
819 Please tell me you remembered to bring the name tags. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
820 I'm worried I wouldn't be a good fit here. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
821 Sure, I'll put you on. Can you describe him? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
822 I told you I had binders full of men. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
823 I told you not to put the copier in the genetics lab. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
824 ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ...he's here ... he's here ... 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
825 I think he's in the copy room. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
826 He's very worried--says he's beside himself. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
827 I think we've got our man. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
828 Definitely the worst case of indentity theft I've ever seen 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
829 I know you said he's "one in a million", but couldn't he come by himself? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
830 "You said he's the one with the long tie and small moustache and glasses? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
831 Your employment ad may have been a bit too specific. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
832 There may be the possibility of voter fraud. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
833 I don't see Waldo. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
834 Speed dating looks like a disaster tonight. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
835 Clowns. I said clowns. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
836 Henry's been taking selfies with the 3-D printer. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
837 Siri misunderstood when I asked for the nearest gyms. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
838 I thought I ordered a thousand forks, not a thousand dorks. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
839 Yes, the algorithm works. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
840 Yeah, I guess you could say I stood out in the interview. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
841 I told them to wear different ties! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
842 Yeah, the diversity workshop just let out. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
843 We'll just have to treat them as equals. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
844 "Nondescript guy" is here for the audition. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
845 The Gene Hacker 3000 is malfunctioning again. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
846 I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
847 Yes. They came to consensus quite quickly, as if all of one mind. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
848 The choice will be simpler than you thought. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
849 Amy, I don't think I fit in here. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
850 Hi, yeah, I'm right past the door and holding up a piece of paper. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
851 I think our want ad may have been too specific.. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
852 I think our copy machine has malfunctioned. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
853 They multiply like accountants. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
854 Urgent.The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
855 They're here for the diversity training workshop. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
856 Bob, we really need to diversify our workforce... I think we can hire someone other than Larry. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
857 I'm afraid the job specifications for your help-wanted ad were two narrow. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
858 We're having trouble with the copier again. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
859 Which candidate would you like to see first? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
860 I've been at this firm way too long. Everyone is beginning to look alike. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
861 Uhh, Mr. Sondheim….don’t bother, they’re here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
862 Honey, I'm getting worried about the office groupthink. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
863 The early diversity training results aren't encouraging. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
864 Breaking news! The Republican Congress members have finally agreed on a vote to repeal Obamacare.......... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
865 I'm here, sir. How will I recognize you? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
866 We have a major identity crisis here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
867 Uh, bad news: remember the nerdy guy we fired who was setting up the 3D printer for the ties? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
868 Cancel the exterminator. There has been a misunderstanding about W.A.S.P.s in the conference room. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
869 Mr. Elliot is beside himself. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
870 Balding, mustache, glasses... Oh, yes, I see him! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
871 What do you mean, I have "a type?" 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
872 Middle management is here. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
873 Pay the ransom. The hackers got into the copy machine. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
874 Look, he can be all the places all the time, that's what sets us apart from the other firms. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
875 Code red! The accounting department has escaped! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
876 I'd like to report a problem with your internet dating service 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
877 I think we ordered too many 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
878 You're right, this company does have a diversity problem. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
879 How many times did you swipe right? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
880 CLOWNS! I said send over some CLOWNS! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
881 Your 10 to the thirtieth is here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
882 Security? The engineers are getting out again. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
883 Hello, Triple A Pest Control? They're back! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
884 Apparently the infection is spreading. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
885 All the same height, weight, everything! They're perfect backup dancers! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
886 Don't bother, Mr. Sondheim. They're here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
887 Men are all the same. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
888 Sir, the Republican nominees have arrived for the debate. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
889 He did say we'd be impressed with his numbers. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
890 How many does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
891 Hi, Debbie, be prepared for plenty of mansplaining this meeting. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
892 I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
893 The demographic is here. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
894 What does he look like again? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
895 The apprentice is holding on line two. Patch me through to the sorcerer. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
896 They all used the same fertility clinic as a reference 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
897 Cancel the diversity workshop. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
898 The copier repairman is here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
899 Carol? Call IT and tell them the 3D printer is acting up again. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
900 No, no. I said I wanted some scones, not clones. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
901 Actually, they all look like his profile picture. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
902 The new hires are here for diversity training. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
903 Yes, I'll try to find him. Again, what does he look like? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
904 Something really sci-fi just happened in the copy room. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
905 I thought the audit is starting next Monday! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
906 Yes, it's about the facial recognition software you installed 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
907 Yes Mr. Trump, there's a healthy amount of diversity. One mentioned tacos. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
908 It appears that the 3-D printer has jammed again. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
909 Security--Mr. McTeague is 3-D printing again. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
910 No, we’re not an equal opportunity employer. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
911 Bow ties. I said bow ties. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
912 The good news is Gary fixed the 3D printer. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
913 Yes, the diversity committee meeting just got out. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
914 My God! That poor coat-check girl! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
915 I had heard he was a "Me! Me! Me!" type of person, but I had no idea! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
916 Uh , Hi, is this the match.com hotline...? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
917 Can you describe him for me? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
918 No, no irregularities here. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
919 Yes, this is the casting call for March of the Penguins' Accountants 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
920 Housekeeping? I wish to report an infestation of mediocrity. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
921 Yes, I know you just fumigated last month, but I think they're already coming back. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
922 Tech support? Fourteenth floor. It's the copier again. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
923 No. I can't report anything unusual. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
924 And bring the nose hair clippers. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
925 As I said, Brent, the new robot line may not be marketable to the six year-old demographic. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
926 It's hard to tell who's to blame. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
927 I think we were too specific in our help wanted ad. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
928 Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
929 These applicants are all the same. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
930 We can use the conference room - the diversity committee meeting is just adjourning. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
931 They say "Just call me Jimbo" and they have a form letter 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
932 It's not what you think, but your husband won't be coming home alone. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
933 The Wharton glee club is here and hungry. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
934 Yeah, someone left the door to accounting unlocked again. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
935 The photocopier has gone rogue 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
936 I think it's time to turn off the 3-D printer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
937 Who called the Fibonacci Accountant Service? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
938 Professor, there's news on your cloning experiment. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
939 Replicants have breached the outer wall but don't appear to be aggressive. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
940 Uh, how many doubles did you say this film needed? 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
941 I know I've seen him before. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
942 No not Klondike! I said they cloned Ike! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
943 I'm sure I only ordered one. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
944 I don't think these applicants are going to meet our diversity criteria. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
945 I'm calling to report a problem with our 3D printer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
946 I may have fired the wrong Bob. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
947 The geneticist is here with his portfolio. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
948 He's just been beside himself all day. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
949 I now understand the redundancy concerns the leadership team raised 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
950 Can I call you back? The copy room is jammed. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
951 Um, Mr. Disney, the Sorcerer's apprentice is at it again. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
952 Mr. Kobach, I think I found that voter fraud you were concerned about. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
953 The pods have been breached! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
954 Cheryll, you know how you've always said you wished there could be more guys like Bob...? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
955 Sorry, I thought you said 'Send in the clones!'. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
956 I don't think our workforce diversity policy's working! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
957 Yes, this is Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldtstache and Baldestache and .... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
958 Mr. Collins, the yes men have arrived. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
959 They are all saying something about the Million Me March 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
960 Those freshly minted MBA's you ordered have just arrived. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
961 Honey, I'm going to have to call you back. The U.S. government just walked it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
962 Dr. Jekyll, your mr. hydes have arrived. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
963 NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
964 I looked and he isn't here. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
965 I forgot the name tags! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
966 We have a situation in the copy room. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
967 ...and they appear politically correct. Yes, PC clones. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
968 What do you mean temporary malfunction? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
969 I think the wormhole in Anderson's office is acting up again. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
970 We can start the meeting now. The guys from Xerox just arrived. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
971 Your Victoria's Secret focus group is waiting. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
972 I ordered clowns, not clones. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
973 I think that we have a diversity problem 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
974 The preliminary experiment worked but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
975 Hey Boss, you know that copier repairman that was here yesterday?... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
976 Can you get down here quickly. It seems, I've got an identity crisis on my hands. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
977 Hurry, we need many more sport coats! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
978 I believe the Xerox session just ended. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
979 So, that's how they keep women out of senior management! 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
980 We're going to need name tags....lots of them 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
981 I'd say IRS from the length of their ties. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
982 Clowns...send in the clowns. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
983 Yes, IT? Our copier is on the Fritz mode again. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
984 When your dating service said multiple chances to meet a match, I had something else in mind! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
985 Dr Young, You must call me immediately. The results of the cloning study project we did in 1960 which appeared in the New England Journal Medicine were more successful than you can imagine.. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
986 But how do I know which one's the queen? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
987 I asked you to send in the clowns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
988 Yes Mr. Cook, I believe we're ready to launch the iClone. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
989 It just feels like we could use some workplace diversity. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
990 The Average Joe convention is just letting out, I'll have to call you back. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
991 Tech support? Our copy machine is stuck on David Axelrod. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
992 Yes, I'm very confident this is NOT the 'Magic Mike' clone portal. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
993 We really need to move that 3D copier out of Accounting. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
994 The copier's jammed again. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
995 I hit "Reply All." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
996 Our personnel department has to stop looking for similar credentials. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
997 Don't bother, they're here. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
998 could you describe him for me? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
999 Sir, I think we're going to need a shepherd. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1000 I wanted clowns for the party, not clones. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1001 Did you say look for the bald guy with a small mustache and round glasses? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1002 Cancel the shrimp tempura. He says they're all allergic. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1003 I'm pretty sure that Dr. Janson has perfected a highly advanced variant of asexual reproduction. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1004 Ask the repairman to come back, still something wrong with the copier. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1005 The Accountants are multiplying again. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1006 I'm sending up that crop of newly minted MBAs you wanted. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1007 Yes, Sir. Your description was perfect! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1008 I think the copier was left on the Fred setting again. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1009 The copier is on the fritz again. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1010 It looks like Accounting started multiplying again. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1011 Yes Sir, all the ties are made in the USA. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1012 The focus group is here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1013 The 3-D printer is on the Fritz. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1014 Not quite. We ordered 200 toupees and NO Groucho mustaches! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1015 I'm still not sure about Waldo, but I have definitely found Harold. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1016 Hold on. Accounting just finished their meeting. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1017 Only one of them looks competent. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1018 there's one in every crowd 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1019 That inquiry e-mail we received one thousand times wasn't a glitch. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1020 Please tell HR I was just kidding. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1021 It looks like the cloning experiment worked TOO well. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1022 Hi Boss, can you get down here? Something sort of spooky happened with George and the 3-d printer. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1023 You can turn off the 3D printer now, please. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1024 Yeah. The copier's doing that thing again. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1025 I said we needed an “Everyman”, not every Everyman! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1026 The meeting just broke up and I think we have consensus. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1027 We have an identity crisis here. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1028 Yes sir, the accountants have taken over the 4th floor. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1029 Can't choose, boss. The candidates all appear to be equally qualified. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1030 There looking for the "alt center" rally" 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1031 I asked you to make multiple copies FOR Mr. Thornton! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1032 The new dress code is having an unexpected effect. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1033 It's an accounting nightmare. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1034 This is not what I expected a "Zombie Walk" to look like. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1035 The white male 55 to 62 demographic is here to see you. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
1036 The copy machine's acting up again. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1037 Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1038 Well, she's certainly got a type. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1039 I figured out who's been messing with the copier settings. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1040 Yes, the meeting to figure out what is wrong with our recruitment process is about to begin. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1041 I am afraid your temps are quite run-of-the-mill. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1042 That computer dating site has really nailed my type. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1043 Your brother has a birthmark where? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1044 Boss, there's a flock of someone here to see you. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1045 Sir, your numbers are about to get crunched. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1046 He did say his greatest strength was multitasking. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1047 I'll see if he's here; give me a few days. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1048 This fundamentalist cult has a surprisingly shallow gene pool. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1049 I'm worried they just hired me to improve the workplace diversity. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1050 There's a problem with the copier on the 9th floor. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1051 The algorithm HR uses to recruit new accountants is too narrow 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1052 Good morning you've reached the law firm of Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein.... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1053 When I said we need to clone the new accountant, it was just an expression. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1054 Will you PLEASE stop repeating yourself. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1055 Harv, did you forget to turn off the 3D printer? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1056 I told you I could change that light bulb myself. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1057 I think I found him. Bald, glasses and mustache, right? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1058 I don't envy their mother. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1059 The good news is the repairman fixed the paper jam. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1060 Do you remember last night when you wished we had more employees like Jenkins? Well,.... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1061 I think your in vitro fertilization malpractice case is here. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1062 Tell casting it's a good turn-out for the "Where's Waldo Now?" audition. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1063 We are going to need as many toupees as you have. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1064 Mr. Sinclair, are you ready for your 10:15, 10:20, 10:25, 10:30, 10:35... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1065 How many did you order on Amazon? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1066 Everywhere you go, there you are. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1067 How many did you order? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1068 Jody, I need you to press cancel job on the 3D printer. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1069 We'll need 252 gray flannel jackets. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1070 We're a big company but diversity is not our strength. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1071 You told me to wear the wig and ditch the mustache and glasses; I added the skirt suit and heels. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1072 Your average Joe just walked through the door! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1073 The accountants just got loose and they look highly aroused, 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1074 I've got some good news and some bad news about that cloning experiment. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1075 The sales rep claims it's the latest in 3D printing. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1076 I'm telling you the Doppel Gang is real. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1077 Guess who fell into the 3D printer again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1078 The White House is ready to fill any vacancy. 1.2394 0.07361 71 61 3 7
1079 You're gonna have to give me more than bald with glasses. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1080 I've told them. They don't care. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1081 Tell me again how I recognize Mr. Smith. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
1082 Where should I put middle management? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1083 They're right! All men are alike. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1084 Yes ma'am, our men are hand selected and specifically tailored to satisfy your day to day needs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1085 Sir, your "Dopplergang" has arrived. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
1086 Mary, has the copier repairman already left? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1087 Sheila confirms her theory that all men are alike. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1088 Yes, he's here...hold on... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1089 I didn't want even one of him. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1090 I assure you, Mr. Sondheim distinctly said "clowns!" 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1091 Mr. Metzger, the auditors are here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1092 Remember that old machine that came with the warehouse? Well, it would appear that Overby has figured out what it's for 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1093 We ordered the Office-Party Fun Pack called 'A Thousand Clowns,' but you sent ... um ... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1094 I think he's here — Can you tell me what he smells like? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1095 Yes, I'm sure we have a problem with workplace diversity. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1096 Maybe we were a little too specific in what kind of candidate we're looking for. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1097 At least, I think it's the men's room. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1098 I ordered 100 hot-dogs, not Franks. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1099 We're out of stock on the five-eight model. Would she accept a five-nine? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1100 Sorry, but I wanted twenty-five Ball ... Point ... Pens .... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1101 "Oh wait...I see him now". 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1102 The new Apple iClones are amazing! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1103 I'd like to report a concern with our diversity program. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1104 Oh good lord John just which button did you push? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1105 Janice, get down here! I think I found your type! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1106 Do you want the glass half-full or glass half-empty opinion? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1107 No I said to send in the clowns. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1108 He just came out of the copier room. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1109 . . . try unplugging and then plugging in the copier . . . 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1110 The instructions clearly state not to lean over the copier. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1111 No, I don't know why the FBI classifies Jack Johnson fans as a gang either. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1112 I’m sorry. I thought you said, “Send in the clones.” 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1113 Cancel the casting call. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1114 The auditors are here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1115 What color tie is he wearing? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1116 Let me see... can you describe him for me? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1117 Honestly, I think the copier's really on the fritz Helen! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1118 Could you be a little more specific? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1119 And their resumes are all identical! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1120 Please let him know that the middle management robots have arrived. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1121 The compliance department is here. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1122 The vote was 32-1 rejecting the claim that gender discrimination is practiced here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1123 Well he might still be in the men's room 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1124 Bob? I think your identity got stolen again. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1125 Nobody here looks like me 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1126 He said to let you know that he doesn't find it sincere or flattering. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1127 Send in the clones. Oh wait, don't bother, they're here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1128 Can you describe the tie? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1129 It's true, at this company they do tend to hire people like themselves. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1130 Paradise Pizza? I ordered extra 'olives' not Olivers. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1131 Hello maintenance. The copy machine is stuck. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1132 Hurry! It's the Accountant's Apprentice! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1133 Hello, tech support? Our copier is doing that weird thing again. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1134 The problem may be the 3-D printer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1135 Wait… I think I see him coming. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1136 There appears to be consensus within the dress code committee. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1137 Doctor, I think the DNA copy machine is broken. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1138 The product testers and for the l new facial recognition feature are here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1139 You said he'd be the one with the mustache. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1140 I think our diversity program needs some tweaking. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1141 I'm looking for him now, is he wearing a tie? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1142 The Diversity and Inclusion Committee meeting is just ending. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1143 Clone the accounts? Oh, I misheard you. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1144 "It must have auto-corrected to 'Send in the Clones' ". 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1145 Looks like it was unanimous. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1146 Good news! They are all leaving in complete agreement. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1147 Hello Office Services... The Copier seems to be malfunctioning again! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1148 The copier is stuck again. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1149 Looks like the cloning experiments are working. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1150 I think accounting missed that "Diversity in the Workplace" presentation. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1151 Marvin Klausteins are here for their ten o'clock appointment. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1152 Can you read that help wanted ad to me one more time... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1153 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1154 I ordered a pack of herbs, not a pack of Herbs! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1155 The FaceID test team is here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1156 No, Gerald, I distinctly said, "Send in the clowns." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1157 And where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1158 Um, there'll be no thinking outside the box with this group. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1159 Next time, could you clone Brad Pitt? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1160 Call ChristianNerdMatch.com and find out how my work address wound up in my posting. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1161 It's a musical number, "Send in the Clones." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1162 Joe has become redundant. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1163 The new batch is just starting to emerge. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1164 You have got to see the Diversity Committee! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1165 Uh, yes, I think there's a problem with the copy machine... 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1166 ...okay okay what does he look like? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1167 No, no, I said send in the clowns 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1168 I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1169 Tech support to the copy room. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1170 The auditors have arrived. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1171 Hello, tech support - we had an accident with the copy machine! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1172 Sir, I have found the source of our redundancy problem. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1173 Right,one hundred ham on white - no mustard 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1174 Yes, I see him. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1175 You promised you wouldn't hire anymore family. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1176 Ms. Kahn? Your exes are here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1177 Your description to the employment agency may have been a little too precise. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1178 I think I've found John Doe. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1179 Who sent in the clones? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1180 The diversity program seems to have hit a snag. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1181 Better hurry down here, Henry got stuck in the new 3-D printer ! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1182 I've already updated my resume--I probably shouldn't stay too long... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1183 I said duplicate program copies, not program managers. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1184 ``The bald guy? With glasses?'' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1185 No, we've never had a diversity program here at Greenstein, Greenstein & Greenstein. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1186 The accountants have escaped." "Please hurry! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1187 What happened to diversity? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1188 Right now I'm watching the game of clones. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1189 So which one's Bert? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1190 I ordered 100 toy drones, not Roy clones. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1191 Hold on, let me see if I can find him for you. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1192 The Sorcerer's Apprentice has been here again. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1193 3-D printer works. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1194 Can you give a more complete description of your missing clone? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1195 Where are the box lunches? Attendees are beside themselves. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1196 Ya, I'd say match.com is experiencing technical difficulties. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1197 In the light they all look alike! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1198 I've found them on the 2nd floor looking for donuts. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1199 Is this duplication maintenance? Something has gone terribly wrong. Mr. Whipple is beside himself. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1200 I need a really fast answer. Where is the 'Off' switch on the 3-D printer? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1201 The middle managers have gotten loose again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1202 I said "CALL THE" IT guy, not "COPY" the IT guy... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1203 I must be paranoid--I'm seeing my ex-husband everywhere. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1204 I can't find Waldo. Will a Walter do? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1205 I've asked several of these guys, and none of them seems to think that penguins all look alike. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1206 He's on his way now. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1207 Sooo... it would appear that America's been made great again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1208 Despite heated disagreements they are showing the same face in public. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1209 Sir, is it time to send in the clones? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1210 The pressure to conform is very strong in this company. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1211 Yes. It works -- perfectly. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1212 It's Jenkins again. His nepotism is getting out of hand. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1213 And which Mr. Lemming are you trying to reach? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1214 On the new 3D digital copier, do you remember where the off switch is located? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1215 This is the second time this week that my horoscope has been bang on. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1216 I really think you need to tell the engineers that our new 3-D printer is not a toy. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1217 Omigosh -- soylent green is Murray! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1218 We're casting now for "Yawn of the Dead. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1219 Walter got the 3D printer working, but you're not going to believe what's happening! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1220 'K. Hold on. I'll try to find Waldo. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1221 could you describe him for me? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1222 I know he's around here somewhere. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1223 You know that job we posted? The candidates seem to have a lot in common. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1224 I think we need to keep Mr. Grigsby away from the 3-D printer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1225 I said clowns, not clones. You know, "Send in the clowns." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1226 No, we pride ourselves on diversity. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1227 O.K. Now go out there and make a difference! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1228 I think you'll find the new cabinet to be less contentious sir 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1229 And so the Clone Wars begin...... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1230 He's claiming he's a victim of identity theft. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1231 Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I do know who was the last to use the new copier. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1232 The shipment from Lemming, Lemming & Lemming is here sir. Should I send them to marketing? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1233 Well, I've interviewed all the applicants, but I'm having trouble deciding. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1234 I should have asked more questions before accepting the job as Chief Diversity Officer. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1235 Copy room? Get someone up here ASAP! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1236 They all look the same even without their white hoods! 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1237 Is it the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1238 He told the temp, "Make me 100 copies." 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1239 I think we've got a diversity problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1240 Yes sir, it looks like the replicator is stuck on CPA again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1241 There's been a malfunction in the factory. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1242 Hi, I'm down by the copier room and have a question. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1243 Is our copy machine still under warranty? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1244 Yes, sir I'll send them in...oh, just your average Joe's... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1245 Gotta go...the President's cabinet meeting is just letting out. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1246 The Accounting Department is multiplying. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1247 His name is Waldo? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1248 Your diversity training class has arrived. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1249 Listen R & D, when I said we could use more workers like Mr. Issacs, it was not a challenge. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1250 Yes, I know you said he'll be the bald one with the glasses and mustache! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1251 Let's get those name tags up here ASAP. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1252 So much for that "special someone" the speed dating service promised. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1253 Could you send a tech support guy to fix the copier? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1254 Hello Amazon, when I ordered your lightning deal on 100 herbs I don't think I read the details carefully enough. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1255 They said they all come from the same sperm bank. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1256 Gotta go, my Tinder dates arrived and apparently, I have a type. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1257 The IBM reunion class has arrived. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1258 Clowns! I know I said clowns! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1259 Your shipment of counterfeit Genes just arrived 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1260 Mom, what was the name of your fertility Doctor? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1261 Yeah, hi. Your Morts are here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1262 So David Beckham wasn't available? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1263 Lou? Your stupid brother is monkeying with the copy machine again. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1264 Their poor mother. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1265 We're ready for the auditions. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1266 'I'm not sure this is the diversity effort we were after.' 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1267 We need the border collie in accounting, pronto! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1268 The meeting was over. They all agreed. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1269 You told me to call when the suits arrived but it looks like they forgot the jackets. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1270 To clarify, the client wanted a room filled with cologne. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1271 Kimberley, I specifically said 'NO moustache'! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1272 You might want to come over here, Norm's reproducing himself again 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1273 Abernathy is logged onto the 3-D printer again. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
1274 The copier is out of toner again. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1275 The good news is that the new guy is a whiz with the 3D printer... 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1276 Hey Bill ,it's Diane. Just curious, did you leave the cloning machine on? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1277 You did say send in the clones? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1278 Sir, all the employees who don't complain just quit. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1279 Yes, the job opening has very specific requirements. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1280 It looks like Higgins down in R&D has found a way to increase its productivity . . . 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1281 Dr., remember when you injected the cloned embryos with growth hormone? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1282 the actualization through individuality meeting is out 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1283 I hope that these Joes are not the average. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1284 Sir, there has been a malfunction in the 3D printer. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1285 I've found all the Morty Kleins we were missing. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1286 Um...Harold seems to have broken the 3D printer. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1287 I think we have a copier problem. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1288 I think we should diversify. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1289 In the meantime, one can only hope Bob didn't also do a naked butt ride on the malfunctioning 3D copier. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1290 Dennis, it appears we have a problem with the cloning experiment. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1291 Who let in the sorcerer's apprentice? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1292 The copier's going crazy again. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1293 What color eyes did you say? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1294 You sent clones. I asked you to send in the clowns. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1295 My God! The lower-mid-level management A.I. has finally achieved singularity! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1296 It looks like Wilkins in accounting is trending. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1297 I am not sure which one I had sex with in the copying room! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1298 I told you, we can learn to clone or cure male pattern baldness. But we do not have the resources to do both. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1299 Finley has the duplicating machine up and running. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1300 I said "cyclone," not "clone Sy." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1301 Hi Hon, I just discovered what happens when you move 3-d graphics into Accounting. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1302 Oh my god, he's here!... The cute one with the mustache. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1303 We need to rerun that want ad for the accountant position, and make the requirements less specific this time. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1304 I think we better get name tags. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1305 We need more couches. He has multiple persons disorder. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1306 Yes, when I handed him his pink slip--like when Mickey Mouse chops up the broom in Sorcerer's Apprentice--multiplying, hundreds of him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1307 Microdifferentiation: Aleatoria speaking. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1308 Let me get back to you about this open door policy 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1309 Which one of him should I fire? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1310 Well, they all look the same to me. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1311 Buy stock in toupees 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1312 We got 247 to audition for Groucho but none of them wants to be Harpo or Zeppo. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1313 Sir, the n-tuplets are loose again! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1314 Should the candidate be good at multiplication? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1315 He said, "colonoscopy" not "clones-copy". 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1316 Call Security! Irving fell in the 3-D printer again 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1317 I'll see if he's here. Can you tell me what he looks like? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1318 The Freedom Caucus has decided to recommend eliminating healthcare for women. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1319 The team from Smithers, et al, is here sir. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1320 Martha quickly regretted capitalizing the "G" in her request to analyze the corporate gene pool. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1321 At first I thought it was twins, then triplets---but this is ridiculous. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1322 They say they all come from the hillside where the little boxes are. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1323 Sir, we have a situation down here. Joe from our tech support team was working on the 3-D printer...and no sir, HR cannot handle this one. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1324 "I thought you said bring in the clones". 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1325 Mr. Waldo? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1326 I've found the room where they keep the copier. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1327 Yes, I'd like to report a violation of the law of conservation of mass- please hurry! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1328 I think the lawyers from Lemming, Lemming, and Lemming are here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1329 Good news and bad news about the breakthroughs at that in vitro fertilization center. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1330 "Could you send up 100 calculators"? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1331 A lot of candidates, not a lot of choices. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1332 Margo, I've found out why we're in the minority here at Google. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1333 Way too much men's clone here. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1334 Where are the Lemmings ? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1335 Sir, the witness protection team, is ready 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1336 It was an IBM secret project room apparently and they have all been working on something called a computer typewriter since 1980 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1337 The Equifax fallout has arrived, sir. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1338 They want to know who they are. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1339 This is the time of year when they congregate, before filing south. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1340 Hold on. I'll see if I can find him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1341 I got your message. I'm here to meet him. Does he have a mustache? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1342 Yes sir, he was a one in a million applicant. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1343 Remember when you misspelled "cologne" in that bulk order? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1344 They were supposed to be collated and stapled, too! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1345 We need more chairs for the employee diversity training. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1346 I think Tim's been experimenting with the 3-D printer again! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1347 You remember Jones, the multiverse researcher? Well, he may have made a break-through. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1348 I clearly said "clowns", but don't bother, they're here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1349 Got it, Sir. An AC/DC tattoo on his left butt cheek. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1350 Gerald's been using the copy machine again. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1351 Housekeeping? We have a swarm of Nats on the third floor. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1352 Hello, Tech Support? I'm ... uh ... outside the copy room ... 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1353 Sir, the diversity committee is here with its findings. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1354 But Martin, what will we do with all these new CPAs if Congress passes tax reform? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1355 Do we have any openings for old white guys? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1356 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve are here to see you, sir. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1357 What did you say would happen if I didn't use those solar eclipse glasses? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1358 Sir, accounting has solved the door knob. Please advise on the windows. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1359 Customer Support to the DNA lab, please... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1360 The "Morris CPA' droids are ready and deploying to accounting. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1361 Tech support? I think the new 3-D printer is broken. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1362 I'll have to call you back. Trump's cabinet meeting just finished. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1363 It’s worse than locusts. It’s middle management. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1364 I requested "Send in the Clowns" not "Send in the Clones 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1365 Donald. Your base is here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1366 Harold's playing around with the copier again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1367 Sir, Mr. Mayberry has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1368 Who knew replacing Gordon would be so simple! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1369 Drones! I said I wanted drones! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1370 Someone asked if we are an equal opportunity employer 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1371 Helen, call the copier repairman, and tell him to hurry. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1372 The lemmings are looking for a cliff. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1373 I think I may have been too specific. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1374 Are you sure he said send in the "clones"??? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1375 I said Elvis impersonators, not Elmer impersonators! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1376 Yep. The new copy/paste feature is definitely working. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1377 Could you describe him again? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1378 Your double? Well, yes and no. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1379 Doctor, your client with multiple personality disorder is here, with all of his personalities 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1380 We're just about to start our Diversity Committee meeting. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1381 Glasses, mustache, tie—you can't miss him. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1382 Looks like he's been playing with the new 3D printer again! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1383 Cloning Department? You can stop now. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1384 Sir, Norton has gone viral again. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1385 Jane - You wouldn't believe the copy machine they've got on the 5th floor... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1386 The photocopier repair team is here. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1387 Do not send in the clones. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1388 I'm not sure. Tell me again what he looks like. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1389 Hi Tim, the face ID class action just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1390 Yes, it's the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1391 Every one of them has offered me a "mustache ride". 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1392 Someone is playing with the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1393 They're coming out now. Looks like the vote was unanimous. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1394 In the future, let's keep Irving away from the 3-D copier. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1395 Everyone from accounting looks the same to me. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1396 I requested clowns - not clones. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1397 Sir - the Congressional Committee on Enhancing Diversity and Inclusion is here to meet with you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1398 Maybe the job listing was too specific? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1399 Lights off or on they're all the same. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1400 Ms. Beasley, the shipment arrived, one problem though. Check the spelling, it should have read 'drones'. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1401 Yes sir, looks like Mr. Todd may be onto something with the 3D printer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1402 Yes, this is "Inflatable Accountants." How many do you need? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1403 Weirdest stripper-gram ever. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1404 We need someone here quickly the 3D Printer is on the Fritz again. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1405 Send cleanup to the copy center. Bill ODed on cloner again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1406 Tell IT that we have an issue with the new 3D printer 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1407 I'm not sure who left the door open, but it looks like at least half the accounting department has already gotten out. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1408 Irv forgot to hit the collate button again. 1.2188 0.07542 64 56 2 6
1409 Yes he's here 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1410 " Gene Pool", please report to the front lobby. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1411 Yes, sir, there seems to be an unanimous decision. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1412 There's a problem with the 3-D printer. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1413 No, the Want Ad was for CLOWNS! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1414 Nametags? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1415 I think there's been some confusion, I had requested 'cologne' samples. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1416 looks like those guys in tech support are playing around with the 3D printers again 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1417 You idiot! I said a broad selection of colognes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1418 The accountants are here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1419 Cage Free Humans. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1420 Remember when Baxter said he wished he could clone himself? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1421 Yeah, it seems to have worked. But why would anyone want to clone Ed? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1422 Describe him one more time 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1423 We should never have gotten a 3-D copier. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1424 They are saying -Baah, Baah, and Baah. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1425 I'm telling you it's a nightmare, Cynthia. The entire accounting department is on the prowl for Junior Mints. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1426 We have a very strict dress code here. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1427 I have to go now. I'm meeting with Trump's new advisers. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1428 You were right mom, all men are alike/ 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1429 Our health department doesn't fool around with pylori infections. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1430 It appears the team building seminar went better than expected. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1431 ...yes sir. The copier on 12 is stuck on Mr. Filbert again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1432 Could you describe him again? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1433 Your cloning experiment worked, and it's not a pretty sight. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1434 I said "clone the sheep", not the geek! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1435 I think the G.O.P. delegation is arriving now. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1436 Affirmative inaction. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1437 The copy machine is broken. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1438 Just whom did you make VP for Diversity? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1439 Your doppelgangers are here, sir. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1440 Remember my online rant about this office being for mindless clones? I think it went viral. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1441 Yes sir, the Copy Room applicants are here. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1442 It's the shorter one. The rest are imposters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1443 They're strangely attracted to the scent of donuts and dry erase markers... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1444 One of us is missing. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1445 Someone in the office left the 3-D printer on. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1446 I knew speed dating was not for me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1447 I think the diversity meeting is over. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1448 Wait, they are all shirts! Where are the skins? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1449 Oh, you said you wanted clowns. I thought you said clones. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1450 No, this is worse than the Matrix. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1451 Close the door. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1452 Send in the clones. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1453 Exactly how much "diversity" were we looking for in the applicants Sir?" 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1454 Yes Sir I do see the gentleman with the striped tie. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1455 If you meant 100 Franks then yes, they're here, however no hot-dogs. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1456 When I said the world needs more Dr. Phils I was speaking figuratively. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1457 At this conference, I'm a definite 'Ten.' 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1458 Yes, Mr. Cook. We've gathered all the people who can unlock the iPhone with the same Face ID. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1459 I said print 100 gears not engineers 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1460 Send in the clones. Actually, don't bother. They're here. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1461 They're all here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1462 Maybe you could give me a little more detailed description of this Mr. Smith. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1463 It looks like Ted has the 3-D printer working again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1464 I won't let this company turn me into someone I'm not. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1465 There's a problem in the copy room. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1466 You asked for like-minded applicants. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1467 So, remember how we agreed that name tags would be a splurge? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1468 I asked for clowns, not clones. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1469 I'm not sure. Describe him again? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1470 OMG, the IBM bus just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1471 Bert, do you still have that manual for the 3-D copier? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1472 We're gonna need more mustaches 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1473 We need tech in the 3D printer room again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1474 Mr. Thompson . . . the facial recognition focus group has arrived. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1475 I thought speed dating would be more exciting. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1476 The DNA lab is here for their meeting. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1477 You forgot to turn off the R&D lab's 3D printer. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1478 The copy machine's at it again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1479 Geoff went in to fix it. Now it seems to be making copies of Geoff! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1480 Hold on. I think he just walked in. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1481 Casting the math teacher role is going to be tougher than we thought. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1482 There is something definately going on in the copy room. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1483 Your herd of sheeple just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1484 Security? Can you come up to 7? It looks like the accounting firm has breached containment. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1485 No, sir, you asked me to send in the clones. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1486 Clean up in aisle two. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1487 You know that new 3D printer? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1488 Know anything about a Rubber Stamp Convention? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1489 I asked them to send in the clowns. But we got the clones instead 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1490 We should have done name tags. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1491 I hoped multiple personalities would at least have more variety. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1492 Remember when I said I wish we could clone Stan? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1493 Hello, Maintenance? Could you send someone to the 6th floor? I think there's something wrong with the 3D printer. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1494 I think our hiring algorithm has gotten too specific. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1495 Do you wish to speak with the original, or one of his clones? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1496 Your 10 am is here, as well as your 11, noon, 1,2,3,4 and five pm 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1497 Mr. President, the audience for your press conference on workplace diversity has arrived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1498 Yes, the clone car just arrived. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1499 Are you certain he's here? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1500 How do we know who's the real SlimShady ..... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1501 No, I don't see anyone with a winning smile. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1502 Sorry, there's no Waldo here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1503 Throw out the brownies in the break room ASAP. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1504 We should never have advertised it as a seminar for middle-aged men. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1505 Can someone stop the 3-D printer? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1506 The job candidates finished interviewing. They appear equally qualified. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1507 Their poor mother. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1508 She's our diversity hire. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1509 I'm not going in that room. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1510 Something's not right. He keeps repeating himself. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1511 The door to the Art supply closet was left open again. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1512 ok, glasses? what else? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1513 The diversity seminar? It's going just..well...um... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1514 Um ... It looks like the copier is acting up again! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1515 Call Bob in tech. I think the copier's broken again. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1516 Tom, I think the auditors have achieved sentience. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1517 Hello, I'd like to close my Ashley Madison profile 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1518 It looks like the copy machine is broken again! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1519 Oh, and remove the apostrophe, from hes. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1520 No, no, I said "clowns!" 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1521 I said PHONE McDooley 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1522 Have you considered diversifying your accountants? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1523 Seems like everybody's on the same page... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1524 The testers for the face recognition software have arrived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1525 I knew it. With our luck, he'll be the last one out of the meeting. I'll call you back when I see him. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1526 I'll have to call you back, the copier machine is on the fritz again. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1527 It looks like the cloning of the average white man was successful. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1528 Hello, 1965? You're Wally Cox's are here. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1529 I think our diversity program still needs work... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1530 Yes, Sir. The lemmings are leaving the building. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1531 Walter's at the 3D printer again. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1532 We're going to need more Rogaine. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
1533 We've taken office standardization too far. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1534 Did you say that you had a twin brother, sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1535 Sam, I think we have a newsworthy genetic anamoly here! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1536 I see the guy with the moustache all right. Now what? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1537 Mr. Smith? Good news, we've located your stolen identities. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1538 Doctor, your 3 o'clock doppelgänger group is here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1539 Some Bills came today. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1540 Somebody put an old cartridge in the copier. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1541 Sorry for the voting booth backup but it could be Voter Fraud. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1542 Who's first today? The ties? No, the ties are the same as well. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1543 Well according to our research, we ARE very popular with old, bald, white guys. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1544 Who was the last one to use the 3-D printer? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1545 God created us in his own image. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1546 Martha, let me call you back. Looks like my diversity meeting is about to start. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1547 I see your point about eye witness identification. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1548 Your casting call has been successful for the remake of Revenge of the Nerds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1549 We're trying to improve workplace diversity. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1550 There appears to be a glitch in the matrix sir. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1551 Looks like Joe fixed the 3D copier. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1552 Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1553 Having found a plethora of Waldos, Wilma solicits further instructions. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1554 I SAID FORKS… I WANTED YOU TO SEND TWO DOZEN FORKS! NOT DORKS! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1555 Apparently Mr. Cosgrove didn't realize you were joking when you told him, "Be fruitful and multiply." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1556 The group from IBM has arrived. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1557 I said we need more toner, not more Tony. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1558 I guess this motivational seminar lacked that certain spark 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1559 I like the fifth one on the right the best. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1560 I guess we'll find out when they start taking their clothes off... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1561 Do you think we overdid the cloning of our CEO? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1562 You'll be glad to hear that Dress Like An Accountant Day was a big success. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1563 Looks like the photocopier's on the fritz again. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1564 Clowns! We ordered clowns. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1565 Looks like Frank jammed the 3-D printer again. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1566 The copier is doing something weird again! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1567 What kind of flash mob are we doing again? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1568 Er, there was a misprint in the casting call. It says we're auditioning for The Night of the Walking Teds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1569 Auditioners for the part of 'balding and disillusioned middle-aged man' are here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1570 HOLD ON; I THINK I SEE HIM 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1571 The Milquetoasts are here for their 2:00. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1572 The new guy just copied himself in the 3D printer and I don't know which one of him to fire! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1573 Hello, Hair Club for Men? Could you send over a menu? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1574 Carl, the sheeple are back 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1575 I.T.? Yeah, the 3d printer is broken again 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1576 Ben, I'd get to that bathroom right now! A room full of Mr. Whipple look-alikes just let out. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1577 The cast for "Orphan Beige" is here. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1578 Copy on that. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1579 I think the mushrooms are finally kicking in. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1580 You misunderstood me. I called about a loan, not a clone! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1581 Great, I pioneer the technology, and now I have to invent a market for them? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1582 Could you describe him? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1583 Your shipment of a gross of Melvins just arrived. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1584 He's stuck in the 3-D printer and it won't shut off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1585 Oh, same old same old. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1586 Security- get up here asap- Jenkins is cloning around again! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1587 The biotech company people are here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1588 We hit our target demographic a little too squarely. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1589 I think we may have been too specific in describing our ideal applicant. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1590 It's too early to say if they all have moustaches - does it matter? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1591 The copying machine is working fine. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1592 What were you saying about him being one in a million? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1593 Yes, the meeting on the diversity initiative just ended. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1594 Of course we're committed to diversity in the workplace. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1595 It's not the best diversity seminar I've been to. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1596 Should I ask them to strip? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1597 No...I definitely said get CLOWNS for the office party. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1598 Actually I wanted a little more variety for the extras. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1599 Diversity seminar just ended. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1600 Yes, Virginia, it is true that all men are the same. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1601 Begun, the clone war has. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1602 This is Human Resources. We've narrowed it down. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1603 We said we wanted clowns not clones. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1604 Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1605 I said, 'clowns, not clones.' 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1606 Well, I really don't know. I clicked unsubscribe. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1607 Are you sure he'll be wearing a red tie? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1608 "Hello Xerox 3D?We have a replicating problem! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1609 Yes, quite a few applicants meet the job specifications. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1610 A Mr. Fungible to see you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1611 I thought we ordered the Elvis impersonators. Who are these guys? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1612 I'm the one not wearing a tie. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1613 Sir? The Bobs are here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1614 Yes, I am at the singles mixer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1615 I need some name tags asap! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1616 But I told H.R., "NO bald white men with glasses or moustaches!" 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1617 Uh, about that new 3-D copy machine... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1618 The penis is ready to ejaculate - permission to release the sperm? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1619 Turns out that when he identified as They/Them/Theirs on his application, he wasn’t being gender-neutral... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1620 Tell Mr K., the Copier Support Team has just arrived. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1621 Sorry, I'm going to have to call you back... it looks like the copy machine is broken. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1622 Next run add a breast pocket and pocket protector. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1623 Fast - there's uncontrolled multiplication in Accounting! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1624 Yes Sir, we've begun the fire drill for the Accounting Division... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1625 Facial recognition software is not going to help me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1626 I think I know who's been playing with the 3D printer. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1627 Well, it looks contagious. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1628 The penguin documentary was a hit. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1629 Sir, when I said it would take a 100 'Carmichaels' to get this project completed on time, you did know I was being rhetorical, right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1630 Debra, you were right. The new copier is a bit more powerful than our office can handle. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1631 The copying machine is broken again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1632 That's what I said. A flock of Herberts. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1633 I should have paid more attention when they went over the dress code. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1634 I'll see if I can find him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1635 Accounting is here for the diversity meeting. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1636 They all say they are Mr Smith and have an appointment. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1637 Send in the Clowns? I thought you said clones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1638 I have Waldo's photo. I'm almost positive I'll be able to spot him! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1639 "....the one with a mustache and striped tie...?? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1640 I said, 'Alec Baldwin,' not 'I like bald men.' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1641 I don't think we're gonna have enough clown costumes. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1642 "I distinctly asked for 'clowns,' not clones. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1643 Oh, "Copy that (, COMMA) boss." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1644 They say they used to be called Agent Smith, but it's been 18 years. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1645 Tell Central Casting they're all no good. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1646 The Charles de Gaulle Look-Alike contestants are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1647 You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1648 We need more diversity in the workplace. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1649 Uh, something's wrong with the copier. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1650 Which one?? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1651 So how many copy machines need repair? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1652 Every guy I meet is exactly the same. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1653 He says his name is Legion. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1654 I thought the auditions for Dr. Phil's "stand-in" were tomorrow ? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1655 No, I don't know whether it's called a pod of accountants or a parliament of accountants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1656 Serving the same sandwiches shouldn't be an issue. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1657 No, I don't see anyone that matches your description 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1658 I think the company's diversity efforts just hit a snag." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1659 Yes, Mr. Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1660 Yes Mam, your husband is looking over the sperm donor candidates now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1661 We're screening them now Mr. President. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1662 Mr. Rogers, there's seems to be a slight glitch in the new 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1663 Can't they just share a name tag? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1664 Call the I.T. guy.The 3D printer has run amok again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1665 Don't worry, I just found him. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1666 Can you please send some more name tags. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1667 I'll be with you later; I'm looking for someone unique. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1668 No, I'm sorry, there's no one here by that description. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1669 Does he have glasses and a mustache? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1670 Can you be more specific? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1671 ... and then one of them handed me a piece of paper that says, "winter is coming." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1672 Thanks for calling, but our current stock of mid-age graduated white men has just been refurbished. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1673 I think we're having problems with the copier! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1674 You'll never guess who I just saw walking out of the Corporate Inovations meeting on the 25th floor . 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1675 OK, does he have a mustache? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1676 Yes! We can't shut off the 3D printer! Please send someone right away! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1677 It’s not bobcats. It’s just Bobs. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1678 I was just kidding when I said this company could use a million more accountants just like Steve. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1679 Gotta go, my diversity training participants just arrived. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1680 The Xerox repairmen are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1681 The conference on women's health just got out 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1682 Why was i not told of a middle management expansion? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1683 I thought you said this company was all about diversity. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1684 "I thought you said bring in the clones". 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1685 Weren’t they supposed to have hair? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1686 No, the work order said "clone the gene", not "clone Gene". 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1687 IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1688 I think we're going to need more name tags. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1689 This time our job posting was a little too specific. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1690 Bill, the cloning department wants to see you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1691 Hi tech support, the copier is doing it again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1692 Bob who? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1693 You better believe it. We are losing our base and it's multiplying fast. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1694 Sir, your alibis have arrived. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1695 Yes, there was a huge turnout for the employee diversity training. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1696 His resume says he's good at multitasking. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1697 We might need to rethink the photo directory. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1698 Everyone appears to be on the same page. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1699 I think I know where to downsize. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1700 You know that saying: "All men think alike?" 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1701 I'm here. What are you wearing? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1702 Dammit, Dr. Harris, I asked you to PHONE accounting. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1703 HR? We have a problem. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1704 I'll find your husband right away, Ma'am! What does he look like? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1705 'Maintenance? The copier's on the blink again.' 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1706 I think Phil got into the copy machine again. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1707 It's ok it's only the middle management zombie apocalypse 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1708 Nothing new, just more of the same. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1709 Actually, I need someone who can jam the copier. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1710 It's mox nix, really. But I'd say to go with the guy with the serious nose hair. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1711 The company meeting has concluded unanimously that increased diversity is a non-issue here. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1712 The spores have hatched. Open the buffet. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1713 Look, I'm doing the best I can, but referring to him as a "Master of Disguise" is a master understatement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1714 Yes, Mr Jeffries -- the corporate-branding seminar just let out. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1715 I wanted clowns not clones! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1716 I think the printer is stuck on copy again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1717 Groundhog Day 2: Ned Ryerson's Revenge 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1718 Sir, The Lemmings are here. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1719 That goal alignment pep talk really worked. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1720 Clones-R-Us. Can I help you? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1721 The 3D Printer is producing accountants again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1722 We've got a problem with Accounting's 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1723 Somebody pull the plug on that 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1724 I told them to stick to adding, but the accountants are multiplying again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1725 Unfortunately, Cloning the last man on Earth was successful. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1726 What is it with men? Same same same!!! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1727 Yes sir the IRS auditors are just arriving now and it doesn't look good. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1728 Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1729 Yes, which one do you want to talk to? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1730 Hello, Xerox? The klutz fell into the copier again. And we're running out of toner. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1731 IT says the 3D printer is jammed again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1732 The candidates to replace that guy whose name I can't remember are here. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1733 They were supposed to be circumcised. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1734 The 3D printer's back online. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1735 Yes, all the candidates are qualified but we have a problem with the tie-breaker. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1736 The entire department is coming out of the closet and not just Herb. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1737 Is that the George Clooney Clone Company? Yes, I'd like a refund. My husband has just fallen into the machine... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1738 I think our job ad for a redundancy manager may have been a mistake. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1739 Who let the clones out? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1740 Tell R&D the cloning is a success. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1741 Yes, I think I see him coming out of the conference room right now. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1742 Your uncle's Art collection arrived today. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1743 We may need to implement more measures against identity theft. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1744 That's the last time I leave him alone at Kinkos. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1745 Our 3-D printer is jammed again! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1746 They’re all stuck at the same place. And refuse to lead in any meaningful manner. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1747 Mr. Garvey, I think the job description might have been too specific. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1748 Lotta Howards up here. I'm going to need his security question? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1749 Can I have him call you back? He's in the men's room. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1750 I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1751 Gilda, check Room C again. None of them look like Elvis! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1752 Help! Cartoonist out of control! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1753 Did you say that he was bald and had a mustache? I may need more. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1754 Good news. I'm np longer seeing double. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1755 We're repurposing these to make room for the 2018 models. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1756 I think he just walked in 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1757 You can't miss him. He's balding, has a mustache and wears glasses. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1758 The diversity training backfired! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1759 The new robots you ordered are here, but they look just like the old ones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1760 The copier salesmen are here. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1761 Could you describe him? 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1762 Rodgers is making copies of himself again off the company 3D printer. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1763 Where are their briefcases? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1764 Sir, remember Larry in engineering who said he was working on a new cologne? I think we misinterpreted that. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1765 Just inform them this is 2017. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1766 You need 12 Angry Men for your new movie, How about 12 mildly discontented men 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1767 They've filed a class action law suit against Apple for it's facial recognition security. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1768 Looks like they reached an agreement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1769 Actually, Jon, your casting call for SJ Perelman types worked much better than expected. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1770 The new 3D printer passed our Beta test with flying colors, but how do we shut it off? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1771 And they fired ME for redundancy? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1772 We have a problem in the copy room. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1773 Hello Tech Support, come quick-- Our accountant jammed up the new 3-D printer 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1774 I think there is a problem with the copier on the fourth floor. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1775 Random question: if it's a "pride of lions" and a "murder of crows," what do we call a bunch of Freds? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1776 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like this company just fosters groupthink 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1777 Can you be more specific? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1778 The meeting is breaking up and there appears to have been a good deal of agreement. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1779 Hello.Is this match .com? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1780 Maintenance, there's another problem in the copy room. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1781 The accountant convention has ended. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1782 'There's been an incident in the photocopying room.' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1783 I believe Mr. Jeffries has commandeered the copier again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1784 Call you back; the diversity conference just let out. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1785 I think I'm at the identity crisis center 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1786 Extras? Shouldn't be a problem. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1787 Apparently we left out the "r" in the publicity for our "Greek Festival". 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1788 Send up name tags. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1789 "Alright, who switched the 3-D printer to the clone setting"? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1790 What do you call a group of Stanleys? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1791 You'd better get up here. Accounting has gone viral. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1792 The repair guys for the glass ceiling are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1793 I ordered drones, not clones! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1794 Hi, this is Susan from accounting - I think we've been overbilled. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1795 Send in the clowns, not the clones! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1796 I think we should turn off facial recognition. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1797 It looks like the meeting ended and they're all in agreement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1798 We ordered the ones with the bowler hats. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1799 Sorry, Waldo is not here right now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1800 The new IHuman8 just has been released 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1801 The Herbs are coming. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1802 I'm not kidding Frank, Jim from accounting is multiplying! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1803 I think we can classify them as free-range accountants now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1804 Tell me again. What is the identifying feature of Mr. Smith? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1805 Yes, it's the panel on women's reproductive health. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1806 We are going to need more cubicles. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1807 It was unanimous. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1808 I've got visual confirmation they drank the kool-aid 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1809 Did you say the one with the bald head, mustache and blank stare? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1810 I know you're my agent, but are you sure I'm right for this role? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1811 Perhaps the ad for the temp position was too precise. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1812 No, I haven't seen him yet. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1813 It looks as if the Oompah Loompahs all decided to become actuaries. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1814 The new hires just arrived...I think our diversity program may be falling short. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1815 Sir, I think I messed up the order for a temp 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1816 Jack, the 3D printer is acting up again. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1817 HR, I just spoke to the boss. He says to build a wall. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1818 Casting for the Bachelor Tax Season is going to be more difficult than I thought... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1819 Herbert has asexually reproduced, again. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1820 The cartoonist is stuck in a loop again. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1821 Yes, please, come quickly. We definitely have a middle management infestation. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1822 Call the repairman for the 3-D printer. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1823 Actually, it wasn't too hard to find Waldo. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1824 I thought you said diversity was our goal? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1825 All right! You can turn it off now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1826 HR, I think our job description is a little too precise. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1827 I believe I said, "Send in the Clowns!". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1828 Tinder? Customer service, please. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1829 I think Ed is having a problem with the new 3-D printer. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1830 It's Lewis from accounting. He's gone viral. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1831 This is not what single payer health care means! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1832 They all have the same name, too. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1833 The candidates for President Trump's Alt-Right Adviser have arrived. They all have Hitler mustaches and click their heels together when introduced. I can't tell them apart! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1834 I asked for clowns, not clones. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1835 The pink slip must be for me. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1836 Great minds do more than just 'think alike'. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1837 Waldo, we have a problem. The crowd creator is stuck on "Warren." 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1838 Curb your enthusiasm. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1839 Does Mr. Rubino have any distinguishing marks? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1840 I think you'd better check your Herb garden. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1841 I ordered archetypes, not stereotypes.... 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1842 He was just leaning against the 3-D printer... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1843 Uh, the copier is malfunctioning again! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1844 No, I said was interested in setting up a 401k account, not being set up with 401 okay accountants. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1845 Fred's copies are ready! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1846 It's a clear case of identity theft. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1847 The 3D copier works! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1848 What exactly was Professor Winkel working on in 3B? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1849 "I said phone my husband not Clone my husband"! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1850 Where is the mole exactly? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1851 I forget, is it a flock of geeks, or a gaggle? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1852 The case of the Mondays appears to be contagious. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1853 I'll be glad to let you speak with Mr. Hankins. Can you describe him for me one more time? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1854 Are you sure Waldo is one of them? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1855 They seem to be unaware that jackets are required for this event. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1856 That's right, the 3D printer is jammed. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1857 No, it was clowns that I wanted. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1858 Which one is Bob? Accountants all look the same to me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1859 The 3-D copier's in beta. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1860 The Men's Warehouse is having another sale. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1861 Could you please send up a variety of ties and hats? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1862 I believed you when you said he's all over the place. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1863 Greek God Male Escorts. How can we help you? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1864 Yes, I think I see someone who looks exactly like the person in the photo. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1865 Mel's been fiddling with the copier again. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1866 You want who, Wayne? What's he look like? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1867 Could you describe again the accountant you were looking for? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1868 I'm using the term 'mutiny' loosely. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1869 Who sent the e-mail about cake in the kitchen? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1870 I think I found Waldo. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1871 Mom! I've found the man of my dreams! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1872 Mr. Jones is here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1873 I can't tell, they all have the same distinguishing features. 1.1930 0.07690 57 51 1 5
1874 ...it's easier if you just come over. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1875 Hello, Dolly? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1876 My boss said he would make his own copies. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1877 No, there's something REALLY wrong with the copier. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1878 I'm Ralphing 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1879 Yes, sir, I'm afraid he's at it again.... we all thought he'd learned his lesson after the brooms! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1880 I would like to report a glitch in our 3D printer. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1881 It looks like the copier's malfunctioned again. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1882 But sir, they ALL claim to be the real Slim Shady. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1883 Ms. Johnson, I think the copier is acting up again. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1884 I told him to be careful with the new 3D printer 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1885 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1886 No, not one says he voted for him. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1887 I need another conference room, accounting has this one. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1888 They are asking for the sperm donor's REAL name. 50's cool guy isn't cutting it. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1889 Is this what you meant by male pattern baldness? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1890 I think someone forgot to turn off the copy machine again. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1891 I asked for the clown department, not the clone department. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1892 I'm sure I said "Send in the clowns". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1893 The Dress for Success seminar seems to have lost their leader. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1894 Yes Mr. Hitchcock, the clones are ready to meet you on the set! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1895 Cloning is a success, but fashion sense is a failure. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1896 Maybe we should have had more than three questions on the application. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1897 I think our "Twelve Steps to Rugged Individualism" lecture is letting out a little early. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1898 So, what does he look like? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1899 Is this the Groucho Marx tryout? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1900 I don't think individual interviews will be necessary. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1901 Because, like it or not, Harry is every man, Bev. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1902 Yes, the copier is broken again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1903 Balding and with a moustache? Yes, he's here. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1904 I found them. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1905 Copy that sir! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1906 Oh no...all of my exes. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1907 I thought you said the copier was broken? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1908 Hi, I'm calling about the new photocopier you installed the other day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1909 And I will scream if I hear one more "Send in the Clones" joke. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1910 Apparently when I requested Mervyn the accountant I forgot to mention his last name. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1911 Looks like ALL the new hires will be a good fit. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1912 The copy machine's acting up again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1913 Help! There's an invasion of Grouchos. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1914 Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1915 I warned you, JP, that it would be a mistake to leave the design of the male sex doll to the engineers. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1916 Yes sir, Pete and Repeat, Pete and Repeat... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1917 We need to fix our diversity program. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1918 Well, the Come-as-You-Really-Are party just ended. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1919 Uh-oh. I don't think Frank is bringing clowns to the office party after all. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1920 The copier's acting up again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1921 I think that we may have a problem with the focus group. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1922 No, seriously, how do I get to the property tax department? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1923 Oh no! I asked them to send in the clowns, not clones! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1924 Gotta go. Bob's re-invented himself again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1925 HR has a new way to honor the Employee of the Month. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1926 Hi- It's the Doufus crowd again looking for a Trump rally! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1927 I think our recruitment algorithm needs more work 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1928 I think we need to call the copier guy again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1929 Are you sure this is the room where the meeting on conformity is ? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1930 Looks like we have a lot in common 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1931 IT? The copy machine's gone berserk again! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1932 Looks like the copier's on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1933 It appears the temp agency merged with Costco. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1934 What do you mean, you can't be more specific? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1935 The Time Machine worked, but so did that loop thing you were talking about. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1936 Why wasn't I included in the diversity and inclusion meeting? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1937 Yes, facilities ? It seems Herb's been messing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1938 Are we casting for lawyers today? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1939 You must have misunderstood. I said we needed a group of 'clowns' for the event. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1940 Apparently since the takeover there is no "middle" to manage. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1941 Looks like Katz has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1942 Hello, I.T.? The 3-D printer is stuck on the Fritz again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1943 We should have gone with a phone interview. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1944 Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1945 Karl has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1946 It's more of a multiple body disorder. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1947 You'd better get down here. They've all abandoned their cubicles. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1948 I only ordered one from the 3-D printer. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1949 You've gotta get down to the copy room, I think Timmy is stuck in the copier. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1950 Oops, we forgot the sex thing for the organizational man. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1951 You're right, I did say that the project would take 30 man hours, but... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1952 They want to meet women with similar interests 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1953 It's the ubiquitous Everyman 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1954 Looks like Ron from Accounting got the code to the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1955 Yes, I now understand mitosis. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1956 The copy machine is on the blink again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1957 No, so far it's just the Toms. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1958 I know profiling is morally incomprehensible , but are these all accountants? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1959 What if everyone wants to be Dr. Phil? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1960 But sir, we had to. Today is the start of the free-range accountants law. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1961 Our new diversity hiring program seems to have a glitch 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1962 [singing] "They think alike, they talk alike, At times they even look alike — All minds inter'twined ... This Cong'ressss - is one of a kind." 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1963 It's so hard to choose between these candidates. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1964 I thought immersion therapy would help me get over Warren, but this is excessive. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1965 let me call you right back, the diversity training class just let out. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1966 We need to ramp up our diversity efforts. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1967 Mr. Martin, your memo had a typo. They have sent in the clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1968 I think this year's business models are out. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1969 What is the accounting department doing up here? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1970 Sir, the duplicator is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1971 I don't think you're going to like this, but the test group for the iPhone facial recognition feature has arrived. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1972 Tech support? The copy machine in HR is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1973 Uh oh - looks like the 3D printer is on the fritz again! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1974 Did you place an order for scones or clones? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1975 No I said to send in the clowns. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1976 Our order says... Man, 40. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1977 Can I ask you about that computer cloning project? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1978 Looks like the copier in accounting is acting up again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1979 May I send in the clones? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1980 I thought at least one of them would get the tie length right! 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1981 ...sounds like my company. The bosses are all the same. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1982 Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here for their interviews. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1983 Please tell HR I only need three accountants. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1984 Honey, this isn't what I expected when I said I wanted to see more of you at home. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1985 You'll never believe this..... The all forgot to bring banjos! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1986 I think that the inconceivable has been proven to be conceivable. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1987 Rex, the 3D printer is acting up again. Yep. Stan again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1988 The purchase order reads No Mustaches. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1989 Yes, Mr. Bumstead, it seems as though the new style is catching on. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1990 You said the meeting was about the herd effect ? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1991 The copier's gone fluey again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1992 Did Walter get his tie caught in the copier again? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1993 Remember when you told Stan to make himself some copies? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1994 Irma! PULL THE PLUG ON THE CLONE MACHINE 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1995 Workplace diversity is right on target. Half of them identify as female. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1996 Looks like they didn't get the diversity memo. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1997 I think we should halt the production order on the face recognition app. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1998 They nailed my criteria on this dating app. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1999 Exactly what type of copier did we just install? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2000 I said, "Bring in the clowns," 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2001 You wouldn't believe the TED talk I just sat through... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2002 Quick, stop that sex doll machine. We got the age AND the sex wrong. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2003 We're going to have a problem with this lineup. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2004 Trust me, the Bachelorette is going to have a very difficult decision this season. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2005 Help! Our 3-D printer has run amok 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2006 "The Doppelganger brothers have all arrived". 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2007 We're going to need a lot of name tags. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2008 My day has just been RUINED! I tried to text 'Send in the clowns' - but Auto-correct turned my 'clonws' into 'clones'. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2009 My feet are killing me in these heels. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2010 Yelling 'Harry?' isn't going to help. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2011 Gayle, it's me. Curtis took the 3D printer into the men's bathroom again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2012 No, no, I said "clowns!" 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2013 How many did you order? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2014 Let HR know that the glass ceiling is up and running again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2015 I said an everyman, not every man! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2016 No. Just a bunch of clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2017 What's that, sir, just pick one? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2018 The Goofy Fuzzy Nose Glasses models are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2019 I think the 3D printer works a little too well. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2020 The copier is busted again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2021 Jim, your one o'clock is here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2022 Facial recognition ID is a no go. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2023 Goodness! All of you need to go back and get your name tags. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2024 Janice, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2025 No, no, I said send in the clowns 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2026 Hello, Human Resources: We need some diversity. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2027 There's not a whole lot of originality here. All the applicants look like your Facebook photo. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2028 I knew putting Wally in the basement with the 3-D printer was a bad idea. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2029 Looks like everyone is making fun of Bob again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2030 I guess I would say they all have an identical amount of individuality. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2031 The Wellman brothers are here. Do we have enough chairs? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2032 I'd say they were very much in agreement 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2033 Please send up a techie, the copy machine is stuck again. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2034 The meeting's over and everyone's in agreement. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2035 The healthcare debate just wrapped up and I think they are headed over to hooters for happy hour. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2036 'Do penguins wear suits and have mustaches?" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2037 So far, it's a typical software conference" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2038 They won't go far. We have their cell phones. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2039 Besides being a one of a kind kisser, what else sets him apart? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2040 The diversity program isn't working. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2041 I think our job ad was a bit too specific. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2042 No, concerns we're creating a superrace are completely unfounded. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2043 I've got a lot of bald guys coming in humming 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice.' What do I do? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2044 I think your help wanted ad was too specific. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2045 IT, can you check the photocopier? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2046 Help! Our copy machine is going haywire. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2047 We're going to need more diversity training. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2048 The diversity meeting just let out. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2049 I think the 3D printer is definitely broken! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2050 Mr. Popper, I believe the results of your cloning experiment are available. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2051 Actually, he said relegate, not replicate! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2052 Do you mind describing his tie again? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2053 He seems to be everywhere at once. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2054 Hello, IT? I'd like to talk to you about the recent software update on our 3d printer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2055 I need one more distinguishing feature, sir. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2056 I think we just found out who left the cloning machine on last night. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2057 I think there's a problem in the copy room. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2058 I told the cloning guys "Rabbits", not "Roberts"! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2059 We're having some trouble with the new copy machine. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2060 Trust me, Marge, you want to stop your boss from making his own copies. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2061 I think the gene sequence copier is stuck in the 'on' position. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2062 I think we should have added another criteria. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2063 No, I said to schedule a meeting of the "gauchos." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2064 That's right - 200 egg salad on rye 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2065 the copier is stuck on multi-print again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2066 The Groucho Convention's in shock--their glasses have no eyebrows. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2067 I have a question about facial-recognition software. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2068 Our order was actually for only two clones. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2069 There seems to be a malfunction in the 3D printer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2070 Remember that 3D printer you got for cheap on that 'Wish' app?... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2071 Better call IT. The copy machine is acting up again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2072 Irma? Looks like Fred has discovered the new 3-D printer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2073 Human resources ? Yea, I'd like to speak with that new diversity co-ordinator IMMEDIATELY ! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2074 Yes Sir, the minority applicants have arrived. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2075 It's all about the right cultural fit. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2076 I think we need to widen our new employee search criteria. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2077 No complaints about the technology, but I can't even guess about the market for these. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2078 I know it's not politically correct, but they all look a like. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2079 Yes sir. The candidates for the CPA position are waiting for the interviews. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2080 Looks like Murray's had his identity stolen again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2081 Norm, your diversity class has arrived. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2082 I may have duplicated your 3:00 appointment. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2083 Mr. smith, the accountant clones have become self-aware. Eqch seems to be demanding his own stapler. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2084 Looks like someone left the cage door to accounting open again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2085 We're gonna have a problem with the iphone X. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2086 Hello Tech Support... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2087 "No...pretty sure it's not just a paper jam.'' 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2088 I think the copy machine is broken. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2089 You wanted standardization. You got standardization. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2090 Did somebody order up a new batch of accountants? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2091 I guess I do have a type. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2092 Jensen's been playing with the 3-D copier again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2093 Please let me clarify. The building is not experiencing a cyclone event. We are have clones, all named Sly, looking for their event. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2094 I have to go. My class on diversity is about to start. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2095 So we left the tax forms sitting out over the weekend? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2096 The clones answer to the same name too. Now what? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2097 Honestly, I don't think we needed to do any experiment to prove Bill was replaceable. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2098 Fourteen of the Watson quindecaplets are here looking for Harvey again. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2099 Looks like the meeting of the diversity committee is finally breaking up. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2100 Send tech asap...Fenwick jammed himself in the 3D printer again! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2101 The applicants for the accounting clerk position are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2102 I'm waiting for him now. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2103 The copying machine is broken again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2104 Who let the clones out? Who? Who? Who? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2105 I found a flaw in our face ID system 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2106 They just started coming out of the copier! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2107 I said I wanted scones for the meeting, not clones! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2108 The 'Chrome Dome' cloned drones are here. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2109 I believe there is a misunderstanding. They sent in the clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2110 Sir, I think Hanson completed the 3D printer upgrade. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2111 No, I ordered 25 CLOWNS, not 25 clones. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2112 Yes, the auditors are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2113 I ordered bird drones, not nerd clones. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2114 Can you be a little more descriptive? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2115 No, I ordered 100 CPUs. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2116 The accountants have been released, tax season must be over. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2117 Apparently, John Doe is not an unknown person. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2118 Who let the nerds out? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2119 I think our biggest problem will be diversity. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2120 This casting call is going to get worse before it gets better. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2121 Get those jokers with the 3D printer to shut it off!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2122 ...and send name tags, lots and lots of name tags 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2123 Follow whose nose? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2124 I said clowns, Stephen. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2125 Hello Equifax? I think we have a case of identity theft... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2126 Your Honor, the jury seems to have come to a consensus. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2127 Maintenance - we seem to be having a problem with our copy machine. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2128 This casting call is going to be VERY difficult ! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2129 The copy machine is acting weird today... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2130 The applicants for your leadership class are here, Sir. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2131 Call HR. Tell them we need to revisit our diversity policy. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2132 Have you got anyone that looks like Harpo? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
2133 I don't think the diversity hiring event went as we expected. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2134 We have another 100 or so to interview for Trump's advisory panel 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2135 The third-floor copier is stuck on again. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2136 Yes, the Academy members have completed the balloting process and the meeting has adjourned, sir. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2137 A geneticist's 'dream come true moment', is on display! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2138 OMG no, I said 'phone him to come over, not clone him to come over.' 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2139 Do you know anything about a cubicle convention? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2140 Mr. President. The Cabinet members are here to see you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2141 I suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of boredom. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2142 Corporate executives—if you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2143 What do you mean "bring in the balding guy with mustache and glasses for the next interview?" 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2144 Hello Strippers Inc? Yes, I want my money back! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2145 What pronouns do they use? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
2146 It's not that the copier is broken, necessarily. It's just working... differently. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2147 Clowns, not clones! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2148 What type of incubator did you say this was? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2149 Honestly, we couldn’t have cloned someone else? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2150 "They called and said there was an accident today at the Human Genome Institute today. Hold on...Oh thank god, Bill is just getting home from wor...OH MY GOD!!! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2151 The Diversity Committee is disbanding. They’ve achieved their goal of Zero Tolerance. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2152 I'll have to get back to you Rita, looks like the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2153 The are what you eat guys are back. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2154 ...and just as the professor found his momentum in the physics lecture he became uncertain about his position. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2155 The diversity training meeting is over. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2156 Yes, our employee's diversity training just let out. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2157 Hello, Dolly? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2158 Connect me with our chief diversity officer... ASAP. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2159 Know anyone who needs two hundred identical accountants? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2160 Harold's been messing with the 3D printer again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2161 The 3D printer you're missing? I think it landed in human resources 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2162 The casting call for "disturbed loner" got a great response. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2163 Yes, I already tried turning the new copy machine in accounting off and on again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2164 Uh, something's wrong with the copier. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2165 Here comes the sunshine boys. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2166 I can't be sure; however, there seems to be something seriously wrong with the photocopier again. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2167 I'm standing outside the 3D printer room. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2168 The 3D printer got stuck on "auto" again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2169 But Clarice, they're all Mr.Right. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2170 You remember when you said to try unplugging the duplicating machine, and then plug it in again? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2171 Quick, buy the stock! The cloning experiment worked! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2172 The clones are here. Looks like the genetic material came from accounting again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2173 This is Jane. I'm in the copy room. I think the 3-D printer is caught in a loop again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2174 Shirley, when you have a moment, could you run down and unplug the 3D printer? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2175 I requested George Clooney, not my ex-husband Murray. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2176 Yea, he just got here. But... Are you sure that was an aspirin you gave me earlier? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2177 Can we please close the casting call for the middle-aged accountant role? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2178 "Yeah...uh, Karen? None of them look their online picture. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2179 I think we are going to have to tighten our policy on misuse of the 3-D printer. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2180 I'm pretty sure the cloning experiment was successful... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2181 At least, you could have had him look like George Clooney. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2182 Send in the clones. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2183 I think we have the extras for the Everyman movie. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2184 Could you describe Leonard one more time? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2185 You wanted me to make how many copies? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2186 Alert HR, Randy in IT has gone viral. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2187 I ordered three Neds, not 300. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2188 Hi Tom - I'll have to call you back. Someone let all the Goldman guys out. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2189 I don't think I'm going to get this job. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2190 We're having a Level 4 nerd alert up here. Send help 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2191 How many empty suits did you order? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2192 I don't know. Accountants all look alike to me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2193 This stem cell cloning project was not supposed to include a mustache 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2194 Easy to spot! They're all bald with glasses and a striped tie! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2195 The uniforms here leave something to be desired. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2196 Security? I think we've got a problem with our facial recognition system! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2197 HR says we may have violated diversity guidelines. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2198 We've run out of the Groucho glasses, so we'll need to break out the Harpo wigs if any more show up. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2199 It's like those men in The Matrix, only different. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2200 It was '100 creepy clowns' - not '100 geeky clones.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2201 Not clones. I said 'Send in the clowns'. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2202 You can turn off the 3D printer now. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2203 They were the closest thing to sheep we could find. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2204 Quick, turn off the assembly line! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2205 No, no! Just bring vanilla. They just voted. They all want the same flavor of ice cream. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2206 We can now announce success in our program to reverse diversity. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2207 I thought you said it was a CLOWN convention. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2208 Hey! Just a heads-up; they really do all look alike. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2209 Yeah, I'd say there was a problem, someone left the cloning machine on "dork." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2210 The actuaries are here, sir. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2211 Yes, the Geek Squad Annual Retreat is about to begin. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2212 Remember how you send it was hard to tell those resumes apart? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2213 Yes, sir, the Martins have landed. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2214 I'm not sure that this single's mixer will go well. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2215 We need more chairs for the identity theft claimants. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2216 It's complicated but, yes, he IS coming out the men's room. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2217 I don't know Jane. Just hire the best looking one! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2218 I"m going to need more to go on than just "average looking".... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2219 You were supposed to "Send in the clowns!" 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2220 How would I know if it's Tom, Dick or Harry? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2221 Jim call IT, the copy machine is malfunctioning again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2222 That's right! I said exponential. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2223 Yes sir,you have reached the gene research department. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2224 No they're all wrong, we need someone more average-looking. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2225 It's out of control down here. I need another woman pronto. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2226 I may need to do remedial diversity training. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2227 Right, that's what it says here: bald, white guy with a mustache and glasses. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2228 Eenie, meanie, minie, mo... 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2229 Sir, the copier is on the fritz. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2230 On the bright side, the copier isn't jammed anymore 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2231 The 3-D printer has been hacked by Bob in accounting. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2232 I appreciate your dilemma, Benton, but from where I stand, it all looks the same to me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2233 Well, sir, it turns out there are a lot of Bobs in accounting. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2234 It looks like saddle shoes are making a comeback! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2235 Don't ask; just bring the cute guy down from accounting. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2236 ... No, I ordered fifty BOXES of brads. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2237 The job posting may have been too specific. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2238 Darn it, the copy machine is jammed again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2239 The 'Clone-O-Matic' is malfunctioning again! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2240 The Xerox board meeting just let out. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2241 Where's Baldo? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2242 Looks like the diversity meeting is wrapping up just now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2243 One of these things is not like the other.... 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2244 If that truck of pocket-protectors doesn't get here soon, there's going to be trouble. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2245 I think Frank pushed the wrong button on the copy machine again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2246 I'm meeting with him now, but you're going to have to be more descriptive... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2247 I'm sorry, there are no Toms or Harrys here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2248 I'm going to need you to be more specific than brown hair with glasses... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2249 Either the meeting's adjourned or something supernatural just happened. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2250 Hang on -- I'm not sure he's come in yet. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2251 Please tell me again what he looks like. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2252 Accountant zombies?! They look harmless. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2253 No, I ordered them with hair. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2254 Sir, I think its the start of the Accountant-Apocalypse!! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2255 The 3D printing trial run of 100 middle school math teachers was a success! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2256 I'm sorry I don't know where Waldo is. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2257 Is this the service department? Our 3-d printer is malfunctioning! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2258 I told you not to feed him after sundown. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2259 ' "Tell me again what was in that drink you gave me at lunch." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2260 I take it at face value when they say they all agree. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2261 Diversity again. This time, they're team building. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2262 Someone left the 3D printer on. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2263 I said I needed phones , not clones . 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2264 Your 9:30 with Xerox is here. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2265 Yes, I know I said send me your bills. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2266 The Cloning Conference just broke for lunch. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2267 I'm with the nose, glasses and moustache men. Is this the genome or the genre conference? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2268 I'm not ready to reveal my choice however, interviewing these contestants has been the most unique experience of my professional life 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2269 I think I just broke through the looking-glass ceiling. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2270 I told you to send in the clowns! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2271 Who do you want to talk to? The one with mustache or the one with a stripe tie? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2272 You can cancel the DJ. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2273 The 3-D printer was just supposed to print those funny little nose-eyeglass-mustache thingies.........right? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2274 Yes sir, the cloning project appears to have been successful. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2275 I think I see you now. Glasses and mustache, right? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2276 Can you come up and fix the copier NOW? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2277 Everyone but the CEO believes our hiring policy is too restrictive. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2278 Security, I found the leak in Bernie World. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2279 AI Department? I think we found them. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2280 You can't miss me," he said. "I'm the buy with the glasses, the big nose and the little mustache. Oh, and I'm wearing a striped tie. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2281 Can you bring down that box of 'I'm Special' badges? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2282 Sorry, Mrs. Granger, it looks like the copy machine is acting up again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2283 He looks just like the average Joe 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2284 I swiped right and then all of the icons began to shake. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2285 Waldo's dad is here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2286 Oh no, now I have a million copies of my boss! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2287 The Xerox has gone rogue again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2288 Dr. Heinsman, you may want to cut you lunch short and get back to the lab." 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2289 Security, someone left the lab door open again, and the Bobs are out. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2290 Sir, the silent majority has arrived! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2291 We have 1000 Groucho clones. Can you send us 1000 identical ducks? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2292 I think you might be a victim of identity theft. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2293 This jury has found the defendant Not Guilty of profiling. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2294 His resume did say he was a multitasker. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2295 Doris? The copier is on the fritz again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2296 I said "clowns" not "clones", I have a cold. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2297 Balding, hefty, glasses, mustache and striped tie you say. Could you be more specific? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2298 Hey Sam, have you got the Xerox repairman's phone number? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2299 They still can’t agree on a verdict, Your Honor 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2300 You won’t believe this, but one of the conference attendees looks exactly like Uncle Fred. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2301 I think the Clone Anonymous Meeting is breaking for lunch now. I assume they're all having the same thing to eat. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2302 No, I said "book the room and fill in the auditors' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2303 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
2304 One of them is bound to be able to unlock his phone. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2305 Let me check. What does he look like? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2306 They're looking for the poll site to vote Republican. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2307 Diversity program? Why in heaven's name would we need a diversity program? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2308 Yes, but they all claim they are Rick Deckard. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2309 The participants in the hair restoration study have arrived. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2310 I'm not surprised about the layoffs either. Even before the merger our department was always redundant. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2311 It looks like we've established a viable breeding population. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2312 How many incognitos do we need? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2313 I believe we have a winner... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2314 The conservative caucus is taking a break. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2315 Phew-my mistake! The George Clooney look-alikes are on the FIFTH floor... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2316 Dangit, someone took the door off the supply closet. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2317 Who said we should dispense with name tags? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2318 Do I have to have a standing desk? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2319 When I said I needed 20 more employees like Larry, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2320 I don't have the Serial Number for The Cloning Machine... What do I do now? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2321 I think Amazon made a mistake. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2322 It looks like another successful HR seminar just ended. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2323 I have no idea who these strange men are, but one of them looks just like my husband. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2324 But Sir, they ALL look like Kevin from The Office. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2325 Looks like we have another case of identity theft. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2326 I asked the agency to find me someone just like Phil... of course, I was referring to his qualifications and work history. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2327 Chief, I finished the expansion project. What next? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2328 He's standing right in front of me. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2329 The 3D printer's on the blink again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2330 The copy machine is running amok! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2331 The Stepford Schmucks have arrived. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2332 I said phone, not clone. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2333 Yes, the "How to Manage Diversity in the Office" Workshop was a complete success. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2334 Do you happen to know the last four digits of his Social Security Number? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2335 Central Casting? Your computer has a virus! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2336 Oh, same old same old. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2337 No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2338 Human Resources? Are clones a protected class? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2339 I ordered sale drones not male clones. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2340 Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2341 We'll need to reschedule, the Accountants are migrating again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2342 Success with the male, how'd it got with the female? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2343 Cancel that. Looks like Terry got the copier working. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2344 ...I think it's by John Kabat Zinn - 'Wherever You Go There You Are', in Spirituality or something. Can you send it over asap? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2345 Remember when I said the copy machine problem couldn't get any worse? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2346 The internet must be down again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2347 Not MATCHES.COM!!! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2348 The candidates for the police lineup are here. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2349 I'm afraid EEO is going to go ballistic. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2350 Remember when you said you wish you had 50 Carls? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2351 Sir, the 3-D printer is out of hair. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2352 No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2353 Mr. Kaplan. Your 9:00 AM through 5:00 PM are here. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2354 The casting call was for clowns not clones... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2355 It seems to be a conformist corporate culture 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2356 "This is why we need diversity in the work place". 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2357 If we keep one, and fire the rest, we won't lose a thing. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2358 It gets even better---they all respond to the same name. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2359 Cupertino, we may have some, um, unresolved issues with the facial recognition readiness on the X. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2360 Yes, he's here. No. I haven't seen him yet. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2361 No, I'm quite sure you said the bank manager's LOANS. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2362 What did you say he would look like? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2363 I said "I needed 100 copies of THE bill." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2364 What color shirt is he wearing? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2365 Jones, Jones, Jones and Jones et al., how may I help you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2366 Can you find someone to push 'Stop' on the 3-D printer? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2367 A lot. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2368 I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the new cloning machine is working perfectly! The bad news is that Herb from accounting stumbled in by accident. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2369 We need more diversity in this office. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2370 We might need to re-think the facial identity security system. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2371 Xerox, we have a problem. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2372 That is NOT what I ordered! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2373 Even HR can't say this isn't their problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2374 You misheard me. I said, "Send up the clowns!" 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2375 I’m not sure that telling Mr. Overby you wished you had a hundred more just like him was the right thing to say… 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2376 You wanted Frank in accounting? There's more than one. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2377 Sheldon, why are all the sales staff wearing the same ties? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2378 I've located every Tom, now we just need to locate every Dick and Harry 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2379 Jerry, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a one in a million, after all. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2380 I'm having a little trouble finding Waldo. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2381 Who ordered the passel of Poindexters? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2382 Alright, I found the copy room. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2383 I have to call you back, my 'Disheartened Nonuplets #2' audition just walked in the door. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2384 The copier is back online. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2385 Better hide the mirrors--the clones are taking a break. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2386 "I'm sorry, we are starting to run out of middle aged businessmen". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2387 He says that he meant to clone the mouse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2388 Could I speak to the Sorcerer, please? This is his apprentice. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2389 We have to stop buying our ties from China. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2390 The diversity committee just broke. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2391 You better come down here. The copy machine is doing that thing again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2392 I'll see if I can find him for you. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2393 He's just leaving the meeting room as we speak. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2394 When I said, "make copies," I meant of the report. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2395 I just *know* it's a family reunion. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2396 But I thought the Hitler 'stache convention was set NEXT week! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2397 I can't even enter the printer room right now because Joe and his big ego learned how to use the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2398 I need to speak to the diversity coordinator immediately. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2399 This is casting; we'll need a super longshot on the battle scene. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2400 "H.R. Department, we may have a glitch in our diversity profiling plan"! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2401 Has anyone graduated with honors from an elite university? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2402 I think we'd better cancel the genome project. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2403 I guess the cloning experiment worked. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2404 They claim to be freelancers in search of the gig economy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2405 Yes, there are hundreds of them. And, apparently, they're all named 'Sam Nussbaum'. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2406 Please strangle whoever is singing "Send in the Clones". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2407 I've got to hang up-they are cloning again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2408 I need more than "the one with the mustache." 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2409 Josh? I really need that door installed. Now? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2410 Are you sure this is the Committee for Workplace Diversity? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2411 Hello, 911? It's raining men! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2412 The apocalypse has started. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2413 The human resources 3D printer needs urgent repair. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2414 What else should I check beside their uniform and posture? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2415 I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2416 I've narrowed it down to four or five candidates from a diverse applicant pool. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2417 Does he have any distinguishing marks? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2418 please don't take this the wrong way, but to be honest, they all look the same to me 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2419 Someone tell that smart ass down in the 3-D printing room that one Harold in this department is more than enough! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2420 Ma'am, the grossly unqualified mindless employees you order are demanding birthday cake. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2421 It’s the penalty for Worst Stock Pick of the Month. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2422 I hope my husband's not in there. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2423 I think the copy editors are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2424 You want me to find Porter - the bald one with a mustache? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2425 Did you say he has a mustache, glasses and is balding on top? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2426 The Smith brothers are hear for their 10:30. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2427 Your algo lacks rhythm. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2428 I said "call Dorfman", not "calling all Dorfmans". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2429 Serious problem with the copier. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2430 Security? We need a culling. Sixth floor. Stat! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2431 Sir, I believe we have the problem of the one and the many. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2432 Mayday, mayday! Someone called in an office drone strike! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2433 How about "larger animals"? Do you handle larger animals? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2434 How come I'm the only one wearing a gray flannel suit? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2435 The 3D printer is jammed again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2436 Remember how you said I shouldn't get him wet? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2437 Your casting agent is a little bit TOO good. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2438 The job posting was supposed to say office drone, not clone. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2439 Looks like Stanley fixed the copier. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2440 No, no, no, no--it was supposed to be 'Send in the CLOWNS,' not the CLONES. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2441 I think it's a protest of some sort. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2442 Mr. Waterhouse, your new accounting robots are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2443 The copy machine is doing that thing again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2444 We were expecting 'a' Mr. John Smith. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2445 Harry's at it again. He's taking selfies on the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2446 I'm having second thoughts about our recruiting strategy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2447 Yes, I will direct them all to the Joe Dator cartoon. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2448 Is it just me, or has casting gotten a little too specific? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2449 I asked you to get us 100 new ACCOUNTS 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2450 Turn off the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2451 Why do I think that the copier's jammed again? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2452 3-D printer repair? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2453 You ordered how many clones? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2454 The ad was supposed to say "bold" and stand "out" in a crowd. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2455 Miracle of transduplucation my ass. This is Ed Blechley we're talking about here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2456 I don't know how we will ever replace Johnson. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2457 Deborah, you know how you never date ...single... guys? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2458 He's been cloned. How many do you want? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2459 Sorry sir, I thought you said, "Send in the clowns." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2460 I need Security to Herman Resources. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2461 So much for the iPhone's facial recognition. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2462 The diversity initiative isn't working. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2463 Fred's 2 through 50 are looking for Fred 1. Anyone know the whereabouts of Fred 1? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2464 He must have hit blind carbon copy. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2465 The staff room copier is on the fritz again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2466 Hello, IT Department? The copier is malfunctioning again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2467 I have the toupee models in holding. Should I send them to hair & makeup? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2468 I think the job candidates' requirements you posted were too specific. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2469 Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2470 Looks like the copier is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2471 The accountants just went on strike for more fun. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2472 Quick question. Has Bosses week rolled around again! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2473 Jackie, I think they've discovered male privilege again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2474 I'm sending in the clones. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2475 The CPA Convention is on a break. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2476 I think I'm going to need more than bald with glasses and a moustache. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2477 You'll have work out the bugs in the SexBot before Valentine's Day. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2478 I'm looking for his replacement now. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2479 The copy machine is jammed again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2480 Uh oh, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2481 Uh-oh, you were supposed to look for clowns! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2482 Got it. I'll find him. You say He looks like Dr. Phil with glasses? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2483 Ok, let's put our facial recognition technology to the test. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2484 I think the 3D printer has a glitch. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2485 I ordered herbs not Herbs. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2486 Mr. Ross has gotten himself stuck in the 3D printer again; may I help you? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2487 Oh my god, Thelma! You know that new, advanced 3-D copier we got last week. . . ? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2488 Well, what does he look like? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2489 I think there is something wrong with the copier. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2490 We have a problem in the cloning lab. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2491 But I asked for an accounting school not a school of accountants. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2492 Either this is just a coincidence or they all share the same sperm donor. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2493 Detective, the volunteers you advertised for to participate in lineups are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2494 I think we have a problem with the Xerox.. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2495 You said hire the one with the mustache? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2496 So you're telling me this is what Brad Pitt looked like before all the work? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2497 ...but, they're all answering to the Bob Smith page. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2498 The sperm donors are here wondering why nobody is buying their specimens. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2499 Remember when you told Bill from accounting you wished you had a hundred men like him? He seems to have taken you literally. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2500 Hi, I'm calling about the new copy machine. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2501 I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer on the 4th floor. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2502 HR? The board meeting just adjourned, and they're asking about our diversity efforts. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2503 Someone left the 3D printer on all night. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2504 Police? I think I know how that serial killer has got away with it for so long. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2505 Can you send someone up to shut off the 3-D printer? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2506 You must have misunderstood when I asked for an accounting of our bills. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2507 I said *drone* delivery, not *clone* delivery. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2508 Diversity? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2509 Hello Diversity. You're algorithm is stuck on Bernard. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2510 I think the copy machine is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2511 Mr. Bigelow? Thomas Crowne is here for his interview. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2512 Have you been watching 'Fantasia' again? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2513 The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2514 Maybe the job description in the ad was too specific 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2515 Kevin from accounting found the Xerox again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2516 Somebody should turn off the 3-D copier. And soon. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2517 Casting call for everyman is now beginning. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2518 I did not tell you to send in the clones! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2519 They were all very close, but Walter Mitty is just not an easy part to cast. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2520 Ok, we're sending in the clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2521 Hello tech support, we are having serious problems with the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2522 The Freds have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2523 So your saying Waldo wears a hat. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2524 They all say they're here for a Lego set... 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2525 Tech support, please. There seems to be a problem with the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2526 I think the copy machine is broken again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2527 Yes Ms. Smith ... all your husbands emotions are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2528 The accounting department is multiplying again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2529 The candidates for individual thinker of the year have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2530 > Trust me Frankie, it's my job; they mean nothing to me 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2531 The cloning machine is out of control. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2532 Well, I just pointed my wand and commanded 'imitantur'! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2533 Hello Xerox, our copier is on the blink again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2534 No, sorry, we don't have anyone here by the name of Waldo. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2535 IT? The copier is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2536 Your four-thirty is here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2537 WHERE AM I? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2538 Listen, Ma, I gotta go. The guys for the role of forgettable, middle-aged male are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2539 We seem to have had a malfunction with the 3-D copy machine. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2540 I think I must have clicked "enter" more than once. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2541 They're heeeere! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2542 "They are ready for their closeups, Mr. DeMille". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2543 Shut down the copier NOW! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2544 The cloning committee is on break right now. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2545 I had higher hopes when we moved on from cloning sheep. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2546 Look, I'm sure they're perfectly good clones, but the fact remains that our order specified three dozen of the 'Brad Pitt.' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2547 The Lemmings are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2548 "Melman" with one "n" or two? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2549 Only about five so far, but the rest are going to figure it out soon. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2550 It's the 3-D copier again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2551 the replacements are here 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2552 "Hi Mary, he's on his way. You can't miss him. Glasses, mustache, balding. His name is Waldo". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2553 The order was for 100 drones, not clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2554 Quick, send up a dozen boxes of cigars. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2555 Hello, doctor? That same dream has begun again...and again and again... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2556 I know we weren't supposed to use the 3-D printer without permission, but Johnson from accounting is really productive and the shareholders have been clamoring for increased efficiency. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2557 So many good looking men -- so little time. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2558 How many should we implant? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2559 Little boxes made of ticky tacky. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2560 Quick--someone got tangled up inside the 3D printer! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2561 Who was in charge of recruiting? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2562 Security? Someone cross wired the 3-D printer and the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2563 DRONE program... I said we needed to step up the pace on our DRONE program. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2564 They say they're from some doppelganger society. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2565 Tell Mr. Smith that the dummies have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2566 Technical Support? Hi. I can't get my 3D printer to turn off. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2567 Another day at the office 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2568 Better send someone down here. The back office is swarming earlier than usual this year. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2569 I asked you to send over a Clown not Clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2570 You were right, President Trump, the bureaucracy is out of control! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2571 Uh-oh--I think Don needs some help with the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2572 Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2573 You expect me to sell them ALL? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2574 Well, if anything changes, I'll let you know... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2575 That was "send in the CLOWNS"! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2576 I forgot it's Mel Cooley look-alike day. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2577 I think you misunderstood me; I said send in the clowns 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2578 My dating app is stuck on like again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2579 We did not get what we ordered. We purchased 50 new smartphones, not smart clones. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2580 Look, just tell me again what floor the loan department is on? I seem to have gotten off at the clone department! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2581 That's right, these interviewees remind of my childhood on the farm. All I need is some chicken feed. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2582 Our 3-D printer is running amok. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2583 He's been using the 3 D printer again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2584 We've got a diverse pool of applicants this year. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2585 Lassie, we need some help here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2586 Norman has been putting his body parts in the 3D Printer again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2587 Lenny didn't expect his lampshade moustache would be such a hit with the rest of the start-up. However by Wednesday it seemed to prove unique enough the hipsters in the agency followed suit. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2588 My goodness! The 3-D printer is stuck again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2589 No sir. I'll ring you when the other forty-eight shades arrive. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2590 No, they're not attacking anything. They're accountant clones looking for some numbers to crunch. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2591 Mr. Farbes, the lookalike finalists are arriving. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2592 Charles forgot to reset the 3-D printer again 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2593 Hello, 3D copier service? We have a problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2594 Mr. Beasley, I think your ad for a new accountant was too specific. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2595 Got it, sir! The one with the blue shirt! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2596 Which one's Mr. Smith? They all look alike to me. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2597 Get up here, quick! That new copier has gone into CRISPR mode and now there are too many Farquahars. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2598 It looks like the H.R. scheme to right-size and diversify has backfired! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2599 i found the "men's room". 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2600 Send tech help to the 3D printer room. This is worse than the time it made 20 hipsters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2601 Boss, the guys to fix the photocopy machine are here. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2602 I found the problem - we've got Finkelmans. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2603 I'll see if he's here. Can you describe him? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2604 The Boys from Brazil are middle-aged. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2605 This is not the white-collar focus group I requested. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2606 Just got out of the Gender Equality in Tech convention. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2607 Hold on, a ton of entitlement just showed up. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2608 The human 3D molding machine has run amok! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2609 Did you forget to shutoff the 3D printer again? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2610 You said he is the one with the stripped tie. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2611 Get the name tags down here QUICK! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2612 Our diversity initiative is going to be more difficult to implement than previously thought. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2613 Neo, Agent Smith is looking for you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2614 Someone left the 3D printer on. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2615 You said individual downsizing but they're all cut from the same cloth. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2616 Levittown? We have a problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2617 I'm told two of them are twins. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2618 03/10/2215: "Hi. Clonemaster Tech Support? My boss hit 'reply all' on the Clonemaster, again." 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2619 Sixty. I said Sixty. Six. Zero. All gray. All 52 long. Got that? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2620 Sir, the lemmings have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2621 The new IPhone has met it's match at the copier salesmen convention 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2622 I should have taken the blue pill. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2623 You know that secret R&D project...? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2624 Our diversity program isn't quite ready for launching. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2625 Yes, Mr. Everyman is here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2626 Sorry to bother you at home, sir, but the Bobs got out. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2627 Copy machine's gone crazy again, Ed from Accounting's been trying to fix it, but we'll need a real repairman...but first send up that enthusiastic new intern that works nights and weekends. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2628 "It's true what they say: "They do all look alike!"' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2629 3-D printer repair? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2630 All of his personalities are breaking for lunches. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2631 HR? Perhaps our hiring algorithm needs a little tweak? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2632 ... and change "uniquely qualified" to "unusually qualified." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2633 Mr. Kaplan's been playing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2634 Yes, the 3D printer is jammed again, please hurry! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2635 There must have been a mistake. We ordered 200 pens, not 200 men. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2636 I know this is trouble m'am, but Mr. Trible seems to have brought along some guests. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2637 They will be going to the parking lot and get in their self driving cars. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2638 Sir, does Jenkins have a 3D printer? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2639 Uh ... Houston? We have a problem. No ... for real. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2640 This place could use some new faces. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2641 They're looking for the men's room right now. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2642 I asked for "Cohen" not "clone." 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2643 Your repro order is ready 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2644 Yes sir, I think the Myers Briggs personality test results are quite accurate, maybe a little too accurate. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2645 The invoice says drones, but we've gotten clones! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2646 The 3D printer is working, but you might want to turn it off now. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2647 The 3-D printer is out of order again 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2648 Well which is it, free-range or cage-free? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2649 Um, sir? The copy machine was left on again last night. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2650 I said to send in the clowns - not the clones!! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2651 Me, tired of dating dangerous men, you, able to format my hard drive, if you know what I mean. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
2652 The cloning experiment seems to have been a success. There is a downside, however. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2653 The lecherous old bastards are all the same! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2654 When you enter through the door, you must remove your plastic masks, as well as your ties, belts and shoe laces. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2655 You don't remember the name? Then please describe him. Be specific! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2656 I think we can cancel the diversity training workshop. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2657 Were we expecting the team from accounting? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2658 I'm afraid there's been a terrible copier malfuntion. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2659 The Cloning Machine on the fritz again. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2660 Office copy and paste working better than expected 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2661 Call the copier tech - the machine's on the fritz. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2662 911? Someone's breaking the law of averages. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2663 Wow!Octomom's kids all grown up. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2664 We need I.T. down here now! Something's wrong with the 3-D printer. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
2665 This is not what I meant when I said send me a hundred bills. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2666 yes, they've reached consensus. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2667 We should have been more specific in the job skills ad when we said, "multiplication required." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2668 They're all asking, 'Where's Waldo?' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2669 You should know the lab has cloned Mr. Whipple. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2670 Bob, I asked if we are a pair? I did not say, send in the clones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2671 Who's in charge of our diversity program? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2672 Remind me, which one is Bob? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2673 So, ummm . . . the busload of Phils you ordered has arrived." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2674 This can't last much longer. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2675 Bill, Howard, Bob, John, Dick, Tom, Bobby, Matt, Bill, John, Harry, Phil, Jim, Bill, Sam, Doug, Bud, Bob, Tom, Tim......................and Sarah. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2676 Sir, I believe your copywriter's here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2677 Yes, I called earlier and our copy machine is STILL doing something weird. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2678 Somebody left the door to Accounting unlocked again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2679 Oh, are you all working for the Fed? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2680 Well, he's done it. He's re-Peted himself 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2681 Looks like Joe got stuck in the 3D copier again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2682 I think the 3-D printer is jammed on. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2683 The accountants arrived. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2684 Boy o boy...talk about same old...same old...same old 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2685 It looks like the copy machine has been fixed. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2686 I said I need subjects with Krohns, not clones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2687 No, I'm afraid Waldo didn't show up 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2688 Welcome to our seminar, 'Finding the Real You'. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2689 I'm concerned that most of them will require ventilators, maybe a stimulant! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2690 The diversity training seesion is over 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2691 Tech support get up here---the 3D printer won't stop! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2692 Which one of you is the Xerox guy? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2693 Oh my gosh! It's not only machines with artificial intelligence taking our jobs. They've cloned the company man. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2694 The diversity is in the ties. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2695 Who's next for the interview? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2696 You misunderstood me. We ordered 'drones' not 'clones'." 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2697 That's the problem... They all fit the profile! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2698 What? I said "Send in the C-L-O-W-N-S". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2699 Yes, Enginerring? Could you get someone up here? Someone forgot to turn off the cloning machine again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2700 I'm afraid your job description was a little too specific. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2701 I've found the 'Deep State!' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2702 I did not say "Send in the clones". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2703 So, I'm with the I phone engineers who created facial recognition software... we ought to talk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2704 Actually, can you give me just a few more details to work with? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2705 I ordered one hundred legal pads, not legal dads. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2706 You might want to call service...the 3-D copier seems to be broken again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2707 Could you tell the people in R&D I wanted them to "PHONE" Norman Steglitz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2708 Please come down right away! Chadwick's doppelganger is having doppelgangers. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2709 Tom? Is Tom here? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2710 Yes, sir. We've identified one stand-out applicant. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2711 we have a little problem in the copy room 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2712 Doctor, they have also the same symptoms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2713 "I think that the copy machine is up and running again". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2714 They look like geeks, but its hard to tell without the pocket protectors. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2715 I was told being an older actor would work to my advantage, less competition. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2716 Nope, zero husband potential this time. Don't send anyone down. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2717 Hold on - he's just walked in. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2718 Yes, we're having a little situation in the copy room? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2719 Sir! We have a situation in the copier room! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2720 Hi, I need a repairman right away...our copier is on the fritz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2721 Send someone right away. The 3-D copier is on the fritz. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2722 I'm telling you, there's something wrong with the copier. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2723 Our diversity committee meeting just finished. We need to talk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2724 You say his name is Waldo, balding, glasses, and has a short mustache? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2725 It seems the sperm bank did some unauthorized genetic mutations... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2726 Someone left the copier running again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2727 You never said it was a costume party. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2728 Hi, Lori from Quality Control. They don't look anything like Brad Pitt. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2729 Medium. Plain cheese. Regular crust. All 20 of them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2730 We're going to need to cancel the iPhone X order for the new employees that started today. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2731 I know I ordered clones, but I meant cannabis plants. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2732 Looks like the boss has finally found a way to micro-manage. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2733 Mr. Lemmings is here to for directions. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2734 The "uniquely non-conformist" candidate has arrived for his interview. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2735 Yes, everyone looks the same. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2736 There's a man here to see you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2737 There seems to be a problem down here at the copier room. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2738 Any piercings? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2739 I need to speak to the copy center, now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2740 Can you call the guy? The copy machine is acting up again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2741 Hey, quick question. Can you look back there and see what happened to that giant egg? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2742 The Replicants got out of their cage again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2743 Yes, they are totally lifelike, but keeping up with their food stains is getting a little out of hand. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2744 You're going to need to be a bit more specific. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2745 So how many men do you need to screw in that lightbulb? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2746 How did you say I can recognize Mr. Carbon? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2747 One of these things is just like the others.. 1.1522