Contest #584


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584


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-09-18
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-10-01 (estimated)
Number of captions 6292
Number of responses 501501
Number of participants 14839


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Hold on, the Senate Committee on Women's Health is getting out. 2.1919 0.01068 5762 1448 1760 2554
1 On second thought, bring the name tags. 2.1896 0.00957 5844 1115 2506 2223
2 Sir, the President's Council on Women's Health has arrived. 2.1756 0.01123 5307 1392 1591 2324
3 The sperm bank class action lawsuit clients are here. 2.1624 0.01042 5984 1538 1936 2510
4 We may have a problem in the copy room. 2.1120 0.01336 3421 874 1290 1257
5 Remember when you wished we had a hundred just like him? 2.1112 0.01167 4111 947 1760 1404
6 It's Mr. Wilson, sir. I think he's gone viral. 2.0772 0.01203 4238 1149 1613 1476
7 That's correct, sir. The door to accounting was left open and now they're loose. 2.0708 0.01140 4844 1364 1773 1707
8 Okay, describe him again. 2.0348 0.01088 4936 1360 2044 1532
9 Tell Jim to stop messing with the 3D printer. 2.0214 0.01071 5194 1493 2097 1604
10 Sorry, but you never specified the gender of the 72 virgins. 2.0138 0.01936 1961 707 520 734
11 Hey Jim, on second thought, we're going to need those name tags. 2.0114 0.01113 4388 1167 2004 1217
12 The diversity training seminar looks like it's wrapping up. 2.0044 0.01136 4790 1469 1831 1490
13 That's right. The Diversity Committee meeting is just breaking up. 1.9981 0.03562 522 173 177 172
14 We might have been too specific in our job description. 1.9892 0.01376 3042 892 1291 859
15 ...and I'll be the one in high heels. 1.9595 0.01725 2023 651 803 569
16 Describe him. 1.9562 0.01156 4589 1512 1766 1311
17 Yes, of course we can spare one. 1.9419 0.01211 3921 1248 1653 1020
18 Looks like the women's healthcare committee just got out. 1.9369 0.03473 555 204 182 169
19 The 3-D printer is stuck again. 1.9361 0.02691 845 287 325 233
20 I'm just not convinced they are as committed to diversity as they say. 1.9311 0.01181 4065 1301 1743 1021
21 I'm just not sure I'm going to fit in at this company. 1.9297 0.01262 3543 1132 1528 883
22 Yes, this is the office of Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, Haber, and Haber. 1.9079 0.01409 3139 1135 1158 846
23 We're starting to see the effects of Trump's immigration restrictions. 1.9040 0.01525 2844 1090 937 817
24 Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." 1.9024 0.02430 1004 351 400 253
25 There was a typo on his resume. Apparently he's "one AND a million". 1.9016 0.01426 2966 1054 1150 762
26 The President's council on diversity just arrived! 1.8910 0.02458 1064 406 368 290
27 I definitely stand out from the other applicants so I think I have a shot. 1.8841 0.01254 3530 1207 1525 798
28 I'm not sure... middle-aged white men all look the same to me. 1.8744 0.02043 1417 519 557 341
29 Scones! I clearly said two dozen scones! 1.8671 0.02000 1550 597 562 391
30 we've just figured out how he managed not to miss a day of work! 1.8498 0.02196 1232 472 473 287
31 You were right. You've seen one accountant, you've seen em all. 1.8457 0.01533 2482 945 975 562
32 No! I asked for copies of THE bill, not Bill. 1.8423 0.01403 3044 1190 1144 710
33 We'll need 129 turkey-on-white, mayo only, and one Caesar salad, extra garlic. 1.8321 0.01511 2620 1040 980 600
34 This is Acme Cloning. Your Fred's are done. 1.8293 0.03031 703 297 229 177
35 I'm not sure we're hitting our diversity goals. 1.8020 0.01359 2899 1120 1233 546
36 Remember how I told Leonard I'd like to see more of him? 1.7911 0.01470 2594 1054 1028 512
37 Yes, he blends right in. 1.7861 0.01441 2496 971 1088 437
38 Frankly Mr. Prescott, all the job applicants look pretty much the same. 1.7738 0.01912 1450 585 608 257
39 Trust me Sally, meeting somebody at work is not an option. 1.7608 0.01771 1898 846 660 392
40 There may be a problem with our random sample. 1.7587 0.01582 2250 970 853 427
41 Your request to find someone 'just like Marvin' turned out to be incredibly successful. 1.7506 0.02468 866 363 356 147
42 Seriously... of all the people to clone, you chose Gus? 1.7466 0.01778 1843 829 652 362
43 It's a clear case of identity theft. 1.7284 0.01900 1576 720 564 292
44 Is he bald, with mustache and glasses? 1.7229 0.01979 1404 634 525 245
45 Hello, Overstock.com? 1.7072 0.02238 1144 544 391 209
46 He hasn't come out yet 1.7044 0.01814 1857 923 560 374
47 I just realized I'm the token hire. 1.7030 0.02039 1320 616 480 224
48 Good meeting. Everyone's on the same page 1.6976 0.01719 1842 864 671 307
49 The bald guy, with the mustache and glasses? Yeah, I see him. 1.6958 0.01713 1982 969 647 366
50 How do I turn off the 3D printer? 1.6952 0.01830 1762 870 559 333
51 They normally don't migrate until tax season. 1.6851 0.02432 978 485 316 177
52 I've got a bunch of Bills here that need to be paid. 1.6845 0.02780 783 399 232 152
53 Well, it looks like our want ad may have been too narrowly focused 1.6836 0.01651 1795 813 737 245
54 Trump's diversity coalition is here. 1.6752 0.02340 1093 562 324 207
55 Boss? It's about that new 3-D printer? 1.6714 0.03426 493 250 155 88
56 Ah yes, Mr. Jones your copies have arrived. 1.6688 0.01959 1398 683 495 220
57 This could be a challenge for our facial recognition software. 1.6650 0.01793 1570 747 602 221
58 I'm down here in Cloning. Bring a thousand pocket protectors. 1.6623 0.01848 1614 809 541 264
59 Remember when you said this company could use 100 more Bobs? 1.6603 0.02140 1104 530 419 155
60 Could you please send someone down, the accountants have gotten loose again. 1.6564 0.02110 1228 619 412 197
61 So much for our face recognition cybersecurity system. 1.6562 0.02440 925 468 307 150
62 Good morning, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel, Doppel and Ganger. This is Maureen, how may I help you? 1.6514 0.02599 809 411 269 129
63 No, I am not kidding. And the worse part is, they all make 21% more than me. 1.6472 0.03309 530 280 157 93
64 Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. 1.6465 0.02282 1041 531 347 163
65 I'd like to place an order for one hundred pocket protectors. 1.6442 0.03352 489 252 159 78
66 How do I turn off the 3D printer? 1.6341 0.03526 440 230 141 69
67 I have to call you back. The Blue Ribbon Panel to Determine Women's Reproductive Rights just adjourned. 1.6319 0.03638 432 232 127 73
68 Okay, the good news is we figured out cloning. The bad news is we tested it on Ed. 1.6276 0.02388 1066 596 271 199
69 The vote was unanimous. 1.6236 0.02245 1007 516 354 137
70 The Bills just keep piling up. 1.6099 0.02446 946 524 267 155
71 Never mind. It looks like they fixed the copier. 1.5894 0.02569 889 518 218 153
72 ...when I said, "I wish we had 100 Howards," I was speaking figuratively. 1.5894 0.02377 906 494 290 122
73 The engineering department is here for the diversity training. 1.5884 0.02549 894 519 224 151
74 The Yes-Men are here, sir. 1.5712 0.03045 527 290 173 64
75 Well, we did tell George to go find himself. 1.5668 0.02846 614 343 194 77
76 Clowns! I said send in the clowns! 1.5639 0.02822 665 384 187 94
77 I'm not being racist. They really all do look alike. 1.5629 0.02857 652 378 181 93
78 Yes, he's here. He looks like he's beside himself. 1.5625 0.02794 656 374 195 87
79 Sean Hannity's diversity panel is here! 1.5556 0.04078 324 191 86 47
80 The applicants to be a model for a New Yorker cartoon are arriving. 1.5549 0.03068 501 279 166 56
81 The Xerox guys are here. 1.5545 0.02851 642 374 180 88
82 Oh, and get this. They all have a pet sheep named Dolly. 1.5544 0.03024 597 355 153 89
83 Please alert Sarah Huckabee Sanders that Trump’s panel on diversity has just adjourned. 1.5517 0.03086 609 374 134 101
84 They're here for the interviews. I think we may have been a little too specific with the job requirements. 1.5431 0.03043 569 339 151 79
85 Yes, Sir. Harvey set the 3-D printer on Selfie mode again. 1.5420 0.03153 548 332 135 81
86 Remember that door you said Never open? Ok, Ok, but what do I do now? 1.5382 0.03105 537 320 145 72
87 Yes - I'm just outside. I'm the one with..........You can't miss me. 1.5363 0.03141 524 313 141 70
88 I think they've reached consensus. 1.5355 0.04856 211 124 61 26
89 I know this will sound weird, but the conference room is full of Dicks. 1.5335 0.03426 493 311 101 81
90 Mr. Shaffer? About your 1967 Sperm donation.... 1.5317 0.03261 489 295 128 66
91 Tell me again exactly, what does he look like? 1.5262 0.03175 477 281 141 55
92 Ok, I will need a better description than "the dorky one with glasses." 1.5222 0.05194 180 107 52 21
93 It appears the Senate Women's Health Care Panel has already adjourned, ma'am. 1.5188 0.03457 426 260 111 55
94 I'm afraid none of the applicants really stand out. 1.5155 0.03351 419 249 124 46
95 OMG ... they all have identical ties. 1.5143 0.03669 420 270 84 66
96 Hi, it's Janice. Could you send someone over to fix our copier? 1.5142 0.03518 424 264 102 58
97 It's true... accountants can multiply. 1.5139 0.03906 323 196 88 39
98 And get this—they all got out of the same car. 1.5138 0.03990 327 203 80 44
99 The accountants are rioting. 1.5129 0.03620 425 272 88 65
100 It's about that redundancy consultant we hired. 1.5125 0.03703 361 220 97 44
101 Trust me, he's gone viral. 1.5112 0.03640 403 254 92 57
102 Oh and don't forget the name tags. 1.5108 0.03305 415 245 128 42
103 They seem to have learned how to open the door. Bring some accountant food and I'll lure them back to work. 1.5099 0.03535 406 251 103 52
104 Can I call you later? I'm about to meet with the President's cabinet. 1.5090 0.03655 391 245 93 53
105 You know how you said you wished you had a hundred guys just like Harold? 1.5089 0.03555 395 243 103 49
106 I have to go. We're being investigated by the Freds. 1.5086 0.03447 409 249 112 48
107 Get Quality Control over here now. One of them has pants that are too dark. 1.5054 0.03641 372 229 98 45
108 We're going to need name tags. 1.5026 0.03459 378 226 114 38
109 Hello, could you send out a tech for our 3-D printer? 1.5013 0.03753 385 248 81 56
110 I think we should expand our target demographic. 1.4945 0.03675 362 226 93 43
111 I think I'm going to need a more detailed description. 1.4945 0.03675 362 226 93 43
112 I'd say the staff is of one mind, yes. 1.4899 0.03566 347 210 104 33
113 You know perfectly well that's not what I meant when I asked you to send me a bunch of fresh herbs. 1.4899 0.03880 347 224 76 47
114 Sorry, I'm having trouble finding the original. 1.4895 0.03747 333 206 91 36
115 Bob 13 ?? Bob 13?? Phone's for you. 1.4884 0.03823 346 221 81 44
116 Not bugs....an infestation of Dougs. 1.4884 0.05247 172 107 46 19
117 I think we're going to need a bigger men's room. 1.4852 0.03384 338 197 118 23
118 Tell the 3D printer guy to get up here damn quick!! 1.4850 0.03665 334 205 96 33
119 Hello, Equifax? I'm calling about a large case of identity theft. 1.4798 0.03823 321 202 84 35
120 Sorry to bother you sir, but the 3D printer is stuck on "dork". 1.4796 0.03967 319 206 73 40
121 Honey? I think I'm at the wrong Men's Warehouse. 1.4788 0.04057 307 199 69 39
122 Gimme my agent. This is the worst ever Bachelorette season! 1.4763 0.04157 317 213 57 47
123 We need a repairman right away! The 3-D printer won't turn off! 1.4759 0.03832 311 195 84 32
124 The Republicans are here. 1.4759 0.04017 311 202 70 39
125 The Bills are adding up. 1.4757 0.04010 309 200 71 38
126 I'm afraid you'll have to be a little more specific. 1.4752 0.04097 303 198 66 39
127 I'm looking at him right now. 1.4739 0.03932 306 195 77 34
128 Can I call you back? Everyone and his brother just showed up. 1.4722 0.03993 288 182 76 30
129 How would I know if they're anatomically correct? 1.4715 0.04369 263 172 58 33
130 Please tell me I'm looking for someone without glasses. 1.4692 0.03769 292 179 89 24
131 No mom, all the guys here are the same. 1.4659 0.03858 279 172 84 23
132 Yeah, hang on, it looks like the conference on women's health is getting out. 1.4650 0.04306 286 193 53 40
133 I almost didn't recognize you guys. 1.4629 0.04164 283 186 63 34
134 No, I would describe it more like a ‘flash Bob.’ 1.4626 0.04276 281 188 56 37
135 Sir, the Diversity Committee meeting just adjourned. 1.4626 0.04186 281 185 62 34
136 Yes, sir, the Diversity Committee is here to see you. 1.4626 0.04364 281 191 50 40
137 Hang on, the President's focus group is just now leaving. 1.4626 0.04306 281 189 54 38
138 Remember that zealous sperm donor we had 40 years ago? 1.4621 0.03976 277 175 76 26
139 How was the ad worded for the current job opening? 1.4603 0.03988 252 155 78 19
140 Who authorized a 3-D printer for Accounting? 1.4595 0.04136 259 165 69 25
141 Trust me, none of the guys at work are my type. 1.4580 0.04207 262 170 64 28
142 Didn't you say, "When Willard died they broke the mold?" 1.4542 0.04100 262 168 69 25
143 Where should I send the diversity committee? 1.4542 0.04309 262 174 57 31
144 No, I haven't found him yet, but your description was very accurate. 1.4542 0.04064 262 167 71 24
145 You guys are all the same. 1.4538 0.04435 260 176 50 34
146 No, Mr. President, facing a different direction does not qualify as diversity. 1.4527 0.04407 243 160 56 27
147 Yes, Mr. Giddes, they've finally hatched 1.4514 0.04335 257 171 56 30
148 The applicants are here. Our diversity initiative is not working. 1.4510 0.04067 255 162 71 22
149 Yes Bernice, I DO know accountants are good at multiplication.... 1.4490 0.04062 245 154 72 19
150 Is it possible my online dating profile was too specific? 1.4471 0.04429 255 173 50 32
151 He has a scar where? 1.4458 0.04211 249 162 63 24
152 No sir. I wouldn't say that any candidate has stood out thus far. 1.4453 0.04197 247 160 64 23
153 You'll have to give me a little more to go on. 1.4449 0.04338 245 162 57 26
154 What kind of sperm bank only has one donor? 1.4449 0.04338 245 162 57 26
155 Don't ask why, just tell me: is it a SCHOOL of accountants or a GAGGLE of accountants? 1.4421 0.04415 242 162 53 27
156 A Mr. Schrödinger to see you, sir. 1.4378 0.04619 233 160 44 29
157 It was unanimous. 1.4378 0.04066 233 147 70 16
158 I distinctly ordered no moustache! 1.4359 0.03622 234 139 88 7
159 It must have been a long delivery for their Mom. 1.4359 0.04682 234 163 40 31
160 Doctor Schrödinger was right! We found the portal to the accounting universe! 1.4353 0.04211 232 150 63 19
161 The diversity and inclusion meeting just let out. 1.4348 0.04622 230 158 44 28
162 I'm pretty sure they're not from Black Lives Matter.... 1.4348 0.04412 230 153 54 23
163 We're being audited. 1.4336 0.04683 226 156 42 28
164 Remember when you told Bob from accounting he was so bad at his job that you weren't even sure he knew how to multiply. 1.4330 0.04671 224 154 43 27
165 So far nobody really stands out. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
166 I know it’s not politically correct, but they all look the same to me. 1.4317 0.04496 227 153 50 24
167 Would you believe I'm looking at QUINTUPLETS ??!! 1.4317 0.04830 227 161 34 32
168 Yes, the Women's Reproductive Rights meeting is just breaking up now Congressman 1.4311 0.04781 225 158 37 30
169 By chance, are these guys all from Brazil ?? 1.4305 0.04728 223 155 40 28
170 Did you say a bald guy with glasses and a moustache? 1.4299 0.03853 221 135 77 9
171 Tell central casting more hair, less mustache. 1.4286 0.03841 217 132 77 8
172 The witnesses in the plastic surgery malpractice case just arrived. 1.4286 0.04505 217 145 51 21
173 Groucho Marx Friday has been very popular. 1.4286 0.04599 217 147 47 23
174 Hello, Security? Fred's gone viral. 1.4273 0.04731 220 153 40 27
175 You know how it goes. You've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.4252 0.04249 214 138 61 15
176 I told you. All men are the same. 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
177 They tell me it's Trump's new Diversity Initiative. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
178 I'd like to place an order for name tags. 1.4195 0.04637 205 139 46 20
179 Maybe my Match.com ad was TOO specific. 1.4195 0.04789 205 142 40 23
180 I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! 1.4195 0.04480 205 136 52 17
181 Yes. I have some men here with some complaints about the new facial recognition software. 1.4195 0.04789 205 142 40 23
182 Did you tell accounting that there were free donuts on the fifth floor today? 1.4195 0.04637 205 139 46 20
183 It's not racist to say if they all really do look alike 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
184 The President's cabinet meeting is over. 1.4167 0.05001 204 146 31 27
185 My mother was right; all men really are the same. 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
186 I've said it before and I'll say it again, Barbara. Men are all the same! 1.4167 0.04384 204 134 55 15
187 If I've seen Juan? I've seen them all! 1.4158 0.04839 202 141 38 23
188 No, really -- when you've seen one you have seen them all. 1.4158 0.04523 202 135 50 17
189 You'll never believe this. Everyone is wearing the same tie. 1.4150 0.05026 200 143 31 26
190 No, I said twenty copies of *the* bill from accounting! 1.4141 0.04858 198 138 38 22
191 My personal ad may have been too specific 1.4141 0.04805 198 137 40 21
192 I don't recognize any of them. 1.4141 0.04962 198 140 34 24
193 Try "Force Quit." If that doesn't work, unplug the damn thing. 1.4133 0.04947 196 138 35 23
194 The doppel gang is here. 1.4124 0.04876 194 135 38 21
195 It's astounding. All the men coming out of the room are wearing the same ties. 1.4121 0.04890 199 140 36 23
196 I'm really not surprised that they all look alike but what are the odds that they would wear the same tie? 1.4112 0.04926 197 139 35 23
197 Mr. Lemming is here. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
198 I think I may have figured out what that "Multiverse" button on our copy machine does, Marge. 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
199 Can you be way way way more specific? 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
200 Mm mm. I'm not sure, describe him again. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
201 The guys from Xerox are here. 1.4074 0.05078 189 135 31 23
202 It appears we have an embarrassment of Richards. 1.4072 0.04964 167 113 40 14
203 I don't think I'm going to fit in here. 1.4064 0.05005 187 132 34 21
204 Is this a metaphor or a facsimile? 1.4064 0.04769 187 128 42 17
205 You were right, Mother. Men are all the same. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
206 Hurry, I believe they're collating. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
207 He's bald, with glasses and a mustache. You'll know him when you see him. 1.4044 0.04029 183 114 64 5
208 Go ahead and break the mold now. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
209 Did you by any chance order every woman's first husband? 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
210 Did you really say, "Send in the clones?" 1.4044 0.04454 183 120 52 11
211 I'm concerned about our lack of diversity, sir. 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
212 Tell Spielberg the Stepford husbands have arrived. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
213 Who let the Dougs out? Who, who, who, who?! 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
214 You're going to have to be a little more specific. 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
215 Perhaps you'll recognize me. 1.4011 0.04981 182 128 35 19
216 Hey Mom, I'm going to call you back. The Senate just came out from voting on the abortion rights of women. 1.4011 0.05277 182 133 25 24
217 Who ordered a gross of Freds? 1.4011 0.04919 182 127 37 18
218 Jim asked that you stop cc'ing him. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
219 How many accountants DOES it take to change a light bulb? 1.4011 0.04600 182 122 47 13
220 No I can't tell them apart......they are all wearing the same tie! 1.4000 0.05142 180 129 30 21
221 Trust me, you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3989 0.04600 178 119 47 12
222 Hold on, I think I see someone I know 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
223 Your 9:00, 9:15, 9:30, 9:45, 10:00, 10:15, 10:30, 10:45, 11:00, 11:15, 11:30, 11:45, 12:00, 12:15, 12:30, 12:45, 1:00, 1:15, 1:30, 1:45, 2:00, 2:15, 2:30, 2:45, 3:00, 3:15, 3:30, 3:45, 4:00, 4:15, 4:30, and 4:45 are here. 1.3978 0.04340 181 118 54 9
224 We seem to be having a problem in the copy room. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
225 Bob's been at the 3D printer again. 1.3966 0.05144 174 124 31 19
226 Mom, I'm telling you… Men are all the same. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
227 Uh, I don't think it's the toner this time. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
228 I'm in the copy room. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
229 The Republican caucus appears to be breaking up. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
230 What's our policy regarding asexual harassment? 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
231 The meeting on diversity has just ended. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
232 So tell me again about corporate's new diversity program? 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
233 I don't see anyone I know. 1.3905 0.05044 169 119 34 16
234 It's hard to decide - they seem equally qualified. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
235 No, you've never seen manspreading like this before. 1.3905 0.05447 169 125 22 22
236 Wait! There he is. 1.3892 0.05086 167 118 33 16
237 We're a 'one of a kind' company. 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
238 They say they're looking for Waldo. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
239 Has our diversity committee met lately? 1.3879 0.05200 165 118 30 17
240 Clowns?? I thought you said "send in the clones." 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
241 You'll have to be more specific. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
242 Well, whoever they are, the cafeteria is completely out of white bread now. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
243 And they all want to file for identity theft. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
244 Ok! Can you describe him? 1.3827 0.05191 162 116 30 16
245 We may need to broaden the job description... 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
246 Middle management training is complete. 1.3827 0.04645 162 109 44 9
247 I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
248 Well at least there's never a line for the ladies' room 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
249 I am not sure,they are all wearing same ties. 1.3827 0.05336 162 118 26 18
250 Honestly, they're all just cut from the same mold. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
251 No, I haven't seen him come out yet. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
252 You weren't kidding when you said they all respond to Phil. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
253 Yes, the diversity committee meeting is just breaking up now. 1.3797 0.05205 158 113 30 15
254 someone's fooling with the 3-D printer again 1.3797 0.04886 158 109 38 11
255 I hope you also told him to be looking for me. 1.3797 0.04803 158 108 40 10
256 The Xerox is doing that thing again. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
257 Order 500 pocket pen protectors, quickly! 1.3797 0.04968 158 110 36 12
258 Men they're all alike. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
259 Someone let the Dougs out. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
260 Sir, a team from the sperm donation center are here to see you. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
261 Alexa, off. 1.3774 0.05330 159 116 26 17
262 I asked for clowns! 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 30 15
263 Men? They're all the same. 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
264 Did you say 'Where's Baldo'? 1.3766 0.05457 154 113 24 17
265 Yes, the auditors are here. 1.3766 0.05136 154 109 32 13
266 We're just starting to try free-range middle management. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
267 Sir, the candidates for your diversity team are here and I think we may have a tiny problem. 1.3750 0.05097 152 107 33 12
268 Ed's making personal copies again. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
269 I think we need to re-examine our workplace diversity policy. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
270 The fourth floor men's room is overflowing. 1.3750 0.05417 136 96 29 11
271 Congress just let out 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
272 The vote was unanimous. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
273 Which one am I laying off? 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
274 Sir, all the applicants seem equally qualified. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
275 Yes sir, we do have several candidates that appear to fit our corporate culture. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
276 I don't think they're quintuplets exactly. 1.3691 0.05581 149 111 21 17
277 Please send over a maintenance man for our 3D printer. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
278 If you can describe him to me, I'll put him on. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
279 Hold on. There he is. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
280 You can't miss me. I'm the one wearing a coat. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
281 He's a thousand times the man you'll ever be. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
282 There's no one to lead them to the precipice, sir. 1.3655 0.05691 145 109 19 17
283 I have to call you back, my company is going through an identity crisis. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
284 All the eggs have hatched! 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
285 The spray didn't work. Let's try the traps. 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
286 No, one hundred "hot dogs" not Franks. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
287 Yeah, the Republican National Convention is getting out just now. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
288 The Republicans are here, where is the cliff? 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
289 Where did you say his mole is? 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
290 They're just coming out. What does he look like? 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
291 I think it's a family owned business. 1.3609 0.05478 133 96 26 11
292 Send someone over here right away, Farnsworth fell into the the 3D printer again. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
293 i'm going into a diversity training session, can I call you back? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
294 Bring in the witness- I'm sending over the first five for a lineup. 1.3597 0.05593 139 103 22 14
295 We've found the three million fake voters. 1.3597 0.05686 139 104 20 15
296 They've all come to file identity theft reports. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
297 Hello. Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz. May I help you? 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
298 Sir, your diversity council has arrived. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
299 Sir, the new iPhils have been delivered. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
300 I think I see him: Bald; mustache; glasses? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
301 The candidates for the college professor position are arriving. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
302 The 3-D printer is acting up again. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
303 I can't quite put my finger on it but sometimes I just don't feel I really fit in here at Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones & Jones. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
304 The team from Xerox is here. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
305 Are you sure you sent me to the right audition? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
306 I see what you mean by the company's lack of diversity. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
307 Yes, Mr. Edwards, do you remember that sperm donation of yours many years ago? Well . . . 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
308 I told you our head hunter lacked imagination. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
309 Yes. Only it isn't John Malkovitch, it's the IT guy. 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
310 They just finished the national female dress code and the education limit for black youth, and now they're going to take a short break. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
311 He's repeating himself again. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
312 It's the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
313 The fall spawn has commenced. Prepare the 45th floor. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
314 I can't tell which one you want. They're all wearing the same shoes. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
315 No, I don't see him. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
316 Tell President Trump I found the 5 million fraudulent voters. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
317 It's amazing. You should see these guys. They're all wearing identical Trump ties. 1.3534 0.05865 133 101 17 15
318 No, we wanted 100 copies of Wilson's REPORT 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
319 One is pigeon-toed. Is that significant? 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
320 How is it racist to say they all look the same? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
321 This is not going to help our diversity statistics. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
322 Yeah, I think the interview went well, but I'm not sure I fit in to their corporate culture. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
323 I'm pretty sure he isn't here. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
324 Can you give me any other distinguishing features? 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
325 When I said I needed a hundred copies of the bill, I wasn't talking about that Bill. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
326 Bald, myopic, and has a mustache? Yeah, I think I see him. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
327 The speech was going well until he started repeating himself. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
328 I sent the e-mail and copied Stan. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
329 Our meetings take so long because Harry always repeats himself! 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
330 And remember to bring the name tags. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
331 I've got the average focus group you requested. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
332 Our diversity program looks better on paper. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
333 To other sheep, each sheep looks different. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
334 Are you sure this is the Women's Health Committee? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
335 Could you let HR know that our problem in Accounting has multiplied? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
336 I think I'm going to need a better description of Mr. Beavis if I'm going to find him in the Accounting Department. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
337 I just don’t know how we’re going to pay all the Bills. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
338 Describe him to me. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
339 Yes Sir, our meeting is just breaking up and yes I believe I managed to stand out in the crowd, no worries. 1.3488 0.04753 129 88 37 4
340 Tech support? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
341 I just can't get enough of him! 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
342 I swiped right, and I *thought* the screen froze, so I kept swiping . . . 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
343 This job does tend to attract a certain type. 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
344 The guys from Xerox are here. 1.3488 0.05787 129 97 19 13
345 Mr. Lemming has arrived for his interview, sir. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
346 I'm much better with names. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
347 Maybe working at Xerox isn't for me, after all. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
348 I'm having difficulty blending in. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
349 We built a wall but they built a door. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
350 I have an inexplicable urge to file my income taxes. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
351 You were right mom, all men are alike/ 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
352 I think we're finally ready for the iPhone face test. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
353 Yes sir, all 48 of them wearing the same tie. 1.3438 0.05703 128 96 20 12
354 We may have been too restrictive in our focus group. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
355 If you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
356 The candidates all looked the same on paper, so we thought personal interviews might help. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
357 The 3-D printer is stuck on 'Sheldon' again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
358 What do you mean I can't miss him? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
359 I'll have to call you back, Cheryl. The accountants broke out of their pen again. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
360 Um... the virus may have got the IT guy 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
361 Yes, we're going to need some name tags. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
362 Yes Mr. Trump, the diversity hires are here. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
363 I think we may have a hard time choosing the right applicant. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
364 Hello, Quality Control? The 3D printer is stuck again 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
365 It's that guy with the multiple personality disorder again. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
366 Yes, he's all here now. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
367 I think I see him... is he wearing a tie? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
368 We need to call maintenance. The 3D Printer is glitching again. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
369 Same old same old sir. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
370 Hold on. I think our diversity training seminar just let out. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
371 Men they're all alike. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
372 We have a code Carl. I repeat it's a code Carl. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
373 Can you give me something other than a physical description? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
374 Not only that, but when I asked, "What sets you apart from others," they all said the same thing. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
375 Not only that, but they all have to go to the bathroom at the same time. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
376 Central Casting. Please hold. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
377 Sir, the dodecatuplets are here. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
378 Better send that repair guy for the 3-D printer again. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
379 Are you sure he doesn't have a mustache? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
380 I know I said I needed more employees like Henry... 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
381 I'm telling you, Jen, if you've seen one man, you've seen them all. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
382 Meeting to vote on the future of women's health care, adjourned. 1.3361 0.06004 122 94 15 13
383 Yes, the accountants meeting is over. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
384 Remember when Pete called space-time his 'plaything' and we laughed it off? 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
385 Call I.T. Someone left the 3-D printer on the "Myron" setting again. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
386 ...and that's the last time I have a three-martini lunch. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
387 They all want vanilla ice cream. 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
388 No no, not an embarrassment of riches, an embarrassment of Riches! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
389 Remember last tax season you prayed for a clone of Vern from Accounting? Answered. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
390 We've got big trouble, the accountants have learned to multiply! 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
391 Sir, I think the copies are ready. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
392 Stacy, your ex-husbands are here. Do you want me to call security? 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
393 Orientation was a success. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
394 Hello, Mr. Trump? The women's health experts are here. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
395 They're older how, but it's them! All the Waldos. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
396 You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
397 It's Mister Shapiro. He's gone viral. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
398 CLOWNS, CLOWNS! I said "send in the clowns." 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
399 Actually, it should be pretty easy to find Waldo. 1.3333 0.06073 120 93 14 13
400 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I said I could use a few dozen more just like him. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
401 Looks like Alan Greenspan was quite a sperm donor. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
402 Phones. I ordered phones. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
403 Fire everyone in the Diversity Department. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
404 The cloning machine is out of toner. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
405 .....so, you're saying he has a mole on the right side of his penis? 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
406 I take it back. You weren't being prejudiced. They DO all look alike. 1.3333 0.05838 120 91 18 11
407 If you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
408 Oh my gosh! They all just met their father, the world's most prolific sperm donor, 1.3333 0.06299 120 95 10 15
409 I don't care if you sprayed. I know what I'm looking at. 1.3333 0.05957 120 92 16 12
410 Some men who say their name is Todd are here to see you, sir. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
411 Yes, I'm standing in front of the Copy Room. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
412 No, no. I said 'phone' Larry in tech support. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
413 The most curious thing is that they can't stand each other. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
414 Get I.T. up to the 3rd floor.............Johnson is playing with the 3D printer again 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
415 Sir, I don't think we'll fill our diversity quota 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
416 Yes sir, I think Smith has taken multitasking to a whole new level... 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
417 It could go either way, sir. The lead ones are still probing their new freedom. 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
418 The 1981 Chippendale's calendar reunion. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
419 No, no, I definitely see him now. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
420 Did you really tell Ralph we could use 1,0000 more like him? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
421 Neds here. No, no apostrophe. 1.3246 0.05641 114 85 21 8
422 Many members of the President's cabinet, but no, I have not spotted Waldo yet. 1.3246 0.06167 114 89 13 12
423 Yes, the team from Xerox is here. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
424 I'm telling you, all white guys look alike to me. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
425 Oh, for Pete's sake, I said send in the clowns, NOT clones! 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
426 Um... Mr. Sondheim? It appears they've sent in the clones. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
427 Everyone will have the turkey sandwich. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
428 Men? They're all the same. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
429 I'll try to find him, can you tell me what he looks like? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
430 Remember when you said we needed a hundred more just like him? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
431 We need service on our 3-D copier ASAP! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
432 I don't care if it's mandatory, Gail, I am NOT going in there! 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
433 You better make that two border collies. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
434 No, I said, "Send in the clowns!" [ clowns italic ] 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
435 The diversity meeting is just letting out. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
436 The break room is crawling with ineffective middle managers. I thought we sprayed for them just last week? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
437 Hello? Margaret? What was inside that cigarette you left on the table? 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
438 Yes, this is the sperm donor bank reunion... 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
439 My goodness, I'd never realized, all white men really do look alike! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
440 The applicants for the John Doe position are here. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
441 That's right: 45 tuna sandwiches, all no crusts, all extra pickle. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
442 Same here. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
443 But, Mary Beth, you told me he was single! 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
444 Yes, it's customer appreciation day here at the sperm bank. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
445 No, I ordered 40 subs--not 40 shlubs. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
446 Clowns, not clones! 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
447 They have sent in the clones. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
448 So, what does he look like? 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
449 Yes, the copier is broken, but we'll never have to hire another accountant 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
450 I was joking when I said I wish we could clone Carl! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
451 Oh, Larry's been made redundant. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
452 The diversity task force meeting just ended. 1.3148 0.06397 108 86 10 12
453 It’s like I still see him everywhere. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
454 You shouldn't have told that funny little man you helped that you wished we had more employees like Alfred 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
455 He can't talk right now -- he's beside himself. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
456 Can you describe him one more time? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
457 . . . ". . . and so I said to myself, 'You know, Smithers is really our best employee, I wish we had a hundred like him,' and before I knew it ..." 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
458 I think we may have a problem with the 3-D printer. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
459 The meeting just let out. Looks like everyone is aligned. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
460 Is it racist if I say they all look the same to me? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
461 Yes, I admit there's some redundancy in accounting. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
462 At the staff meeting you did say you wished you had a hundred just like him. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
463 Good news and bad news on that secret cloning project... 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
464 But they're all exactly what we're looking for. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
465 How do you turn off the 3-D printer? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
466 We might need to bring back that diversity initiative. 1.3148 0.06121 108 84 14 10
467 On second thought maybe we should add name tags to the dress code. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
468 You can't imagine how many nameless, faceless bureaucrats we'd have to go through. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
469 Now I see it, Joyce. Men are all the same. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
470 I dunno yet, I'm looking for that candidate that really stands out from the crowd. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
471 Better get down here. The Accounting Department is staging a walkout! 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
472 The candidates for the Silicon Valley CEO position are coming out now. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
473 Where do I send the group here for diversity training? 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
474 The Equifax Team is here looking The Equifax Fraud Team is here..... 1.3148 0.06397 108 86 10 12
475 Is this the person who placed my ad in the newspaper? I said we needed to staff a 'Greek' restaurant. 'Greek'! 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
476 They all claim to be Spartacus! 1.3148 0.06261 108 85 12 11
477 Everybody and their brother showed up for the interview. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
478 The Department of Redundancy Department candidates are here. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
479 Um, I think we have a situation in the copy room. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
480 We can expect a thorough audit this year. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
481 Remember when Clyde retired, and you promised me we'd never see the likes of him again? 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
482 So, how many "yes men" did you order? 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
483 I'd like to report a flood of insurance adjusters. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
484 I don't think putting it to a group vote will be necessary. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
485 President Trump fired them all as their ties are too short. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
486 Hello? Copier repair? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
487 The White House diversity task force just arrived. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
488 Congress is out of session. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
489 HR always sends us the same type candidate! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
490 Well, not exactly alike. Close enough though and there's enough of them for all the new jobs. No, no one will notice when any of them are fired. Yes, Sir, you're welcome. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
491 How many donations did you say you made at the sperm clinic, sir? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
492 Our job description was way too precise! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
493 You were right, Mom! There are plenty of men out there! 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
494 I think our job posting may be a bit too specific. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
495 Get me Alice, in duplicating. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
496 Well, I guess it depends upon what you mean by diversity. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
497 They're coming out now. He's the bald one with the mustache and glasses. 1.3113 0.04900 106 75 29 2
498 Hello, Xerox tech support? We have a major malfunction. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
499 We're looking for our sperm donor. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
500 Should I send in the next replicant? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
501 "Yes, he's all here". 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
502 I can't find Waldo. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
503 Okay, send in the bald headed guy with the glasses and mustache. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
504 I think they're all on the same page now. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
505 What's he look like? 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
506 Hello? I have a few questions about our new copier. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
507 ...and while we'd love the Audubon Society's support, this is the Bald LEGAL foundation... 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
508 Looks like the lab guys might have solved our staffing problem. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
509 I quit, if it’s all the same to you. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
510 We need to talk about our workplace diversity policy. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
511 The anti-diversity protesters are here. 1.3113 0.06196 106 83 13 10
512 We have a number of qualified applicants, but no one's standing out. 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
513 And the boss says we don't need to work on our diversity hiring! 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
514 I'm going to need name tags, stat! 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
515 Looks like the President's campaign rally just let out. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
516 Chief, I'm thinking fingerprints instead of line-ups. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
517 No question, it's going to be a tough choice. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
518 As I said before: "all men are alike". 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
519 Betsy, I'll have to call you back. My sexual fantasy has just come true. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
520 The 3 D printer is working as expected. 1.3113 0.06049 106 82 15 9
521 I don't know, they're all looking for the men's room. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
522 Looks like we have another problem in the copy room. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
523 The good news is that today's turnout is exceptional. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
524 Is the 3D copier still under warranty? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
525 Ok, but what does he look like? 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
526 Send up name tags. 1.3077 0.05968 104 80 16 8
527 Does he wear glasses and a moustache? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
528 Jones is metastasising! 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
529 I need more than your husband looks like a boring accountant. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
530 He just seems a bit "all over the place". 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
531 Yes sir. I'll bring him upstairs. What does he look like? 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
532 Come quickly! The 3D printer has gone rogue. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
533 Tall, balding guy with glasses? Yup, I see him now. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
534 Bob, we really need to talk about our diversity policy. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
535 It worked 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
536 I said I needed clowns not clones! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
537 Well, I still have a lot more interviews to conduct, but so far none of the candidates really seem to stick out. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
538 Hello, IT department? The second floor copier is acting up again. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
539 Sorry but not a single applicant stands out in this group. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
540 The copier seems to be working again 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
541 I think we were way too specific on the recruiting site. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
542 Yes Lord Vader - the Norm Troopers are ready. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
543 The ¨Individual Management Styles" seminar is just ending. Did you need to speak to them? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
544 I think they like it, but one and a half baths will never do. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
545 We’ve been duped! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
546 ...no, nothing in the mail today. Just a lot of Bills. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
547 Dr. Smithers? I think I'm ready to sign the consent for that cataract surgery. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
548 George Cloney is here for his audition. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
549 Well,it looks like Smithers finally blew himself into smithereens 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
550 Hey Karen, call the I.T. guy; the copy machine is on the fritz again 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
551 One moment, I'll see if he is here. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
552 It looks like the decision was unanimous. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
553 I don't think it's liberal nonsense to want more diversity. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
554 Oh, my exes just showed up. You may be right about me having a type. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
555 Push the stop button on the 3-D printer NOW! 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
556 Please let him know that the members from his Women and Minorities in America advisory group have arrived 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
557 Mr. Dorfman says he accidentally hit "Replicate All" on his new IPhone X... 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
558 Describe him again 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
559 Bob 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are here for their meeting. And possibly Bob 9 through 99. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
560 I think I'm at the wrong audition. 1.2990 0.06742 97 79 7 11
561 They decided to keep the status-quo. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
562 Better get IT up to four. Bob's playing around with the 3D printer again. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
563 Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
564 It's a reality show called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. 1.2990 0.06416 97 77 11 9
565 The diversity officer is out sick. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
566 There seems to be some kind of problem in the copier room. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
567 They all look the same to me. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
568 Sir, Harris is having a problem understanding what 'being made redundant' means. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
569 You know that diverse focus group you asked for? 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
570 Remember when you said you wished you could clone Floyd in Accounting? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
571 Hello pest control? We appear to have account ants. 1.2990 0.06581 97 78 9 10
572 Ah, yes. The one with the mustache! 1.2990 0.04897 97 69 27 1
573 Don't worry. I think I found the copy room. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
574 Remember saying you wanted a hundred just like him? 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
575 The order was for 300 vanilla "cones"! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
576 They said I wasn't a good fit. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
577 I wanted 500 copies of the account, not the accountant. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
578 Mr. Sondheim, I thought you said 'send in the clones'. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
579 Let me call you back. The firm's diversity committee meeting just finished. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
580 Yes sir, I did make three dozen copies of the results from your DNA test. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
581 Hold on please, the panel on diversity is just letting out. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
582 Apparently they only come in one size. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
583 I really need to come in today, doctor. No, seeing double is the least of my problems now. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
584 That's a yes. Several of our employees are redundant. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
585 So this is what you meant when you said the accountants are multiplying? 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
586 Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz, Horwitz and Horwitz, How may I direct your call? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
587 Yes sir...Mr. Lemming has just arrived. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
588 No, I said Fritz has been on the copier again. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
589 Okay, got it - bow tie! I'll let you know when he comes out. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
590 They're lost without their shirt pockets. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
591 You're gonna have to be more specific. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
592 We're going to need name tags. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
593 Can you give me a better description? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
594 We need to talk about diversity. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
595 We may have been a little too specific. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
596 Oh, hang on, I think I see him coming out now... 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
597 Sir, you don't understand. It's the entire IRS. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
598 Gary Larson's been here again. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
599 Nothing unusual, really; all men are just the same. You just can't tell them apart... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
600 Mrs. Klein? The folks from Doppel, Ganger and Co. are in to see you. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
601 I thought you said that I would have no trouble recognizing him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
602 The diversity committee has arrived. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
603 Oh, you wanted me to make 50 copies FOR Mr. Hurwitz. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
604 There's a bunch of guys here wearing the same tie! 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
605 I'll call you back, the Equality & Diversity Committee have just finished their annual meeting 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
606 Sir, the copier is on the Fritz again. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
607 The accountants just went viral. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
608 A mole under which ear? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
609 Alert the commission - we've finally found an irrefutable case of voter fraud. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
610 How exactly was your help wanted ad worded? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
611 Yes, I see him. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
612 His identifying-tattoo is where??? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
613 Yes, Bobs with an 's'. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
614 I think the job description may have been too specific. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
615 I don't know, but they seem harmless. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
616 It's so hard to pick just one. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
617 What's he wearing? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
618 No one really stands out 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
619 Okay, who hit Reply to All? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
620 The volunteers are here for the Facial Recognition Research Project. 1.2903 0.06590 93 75 9 9
621 Looks like the Republicans are here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
622 The diversity program isn't working. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
623 Tech support? Get up here. One 3-D printer has gone rogue. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
624 H.R., we need to revisit our diversity policies. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
625 I specifically ordered CLOWNS. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
626 Looks like the diversity meeting is over. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
627 Hello Mulder, it's worse than we thought. - Geography teachers, hundreds of them. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
628 The copy writers are here. 1.2903 0.06765 93 76 7 10
629 What's he wearing? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
630 Who ordered 100 engineers without pocket protectors? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
631 Send in the clones. There ought to be clones. Don't bother, they're here! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
632 You know that door down in the basement we've been told never to open...? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
633 Hey boss, the Diversity Committee is here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
634 I think we should relax our dress code. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
635 None of these candidates seem to stand out in a crowd, Sir 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
636 I need to go my midlife crisis group is arriving. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
637 Sir, accounting has gotten into the 3D printer again. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
638 The agency said they don't have two competent women like we requested, so they sent .... 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
639 Mr. Gohrun has gone viral. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
640 The bald guy with the mustache and glasses? Yep, got 'em. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
641 Turn it off! TURN IT OFF! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
642 I'll check. What does he look like? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
643 On which floor is Diversity Training? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
644 Looks like the Boys From Brazil just arrived. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
645 HR said they made him redundant. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
646 There seems to be a problem with our new copier. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
647 We have a problem in the copy room. 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
648 Tell the Casting Agent she's getting a raise. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
649 He may be here- what does he look like? 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
650 Here he comes now... 1.2857 0.06497 91 73 10 8
651 I know I can't say this, but they all look alike. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
652 Yes, Mr. Johnson is repeating himself again. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
653 "Hello, Equifax"? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
654 Are you looking for anyone in particular? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
655 Looks like the diversity training session just ended. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
656 I have to say this new training course really reshaped employees to align with our corporate image. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
657 I'm going to need you to be more descriptive. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
658 Nerd Alert! The physics lab has created another rift in the spacetime continuum. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
659 I think RD had a breakthrough on the 3D copier project 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
660 I understand it's an accountant's job to multiply, sir, but that's not what I mean. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
661 Sir, the Anderson googoltuplets are here to see you. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
662 You've seen one, you've seen 'em all! 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
663 But you sent out the invitation to multiple universes! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
664 I said to send in the clowns not clones. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
665 I am reporting two violations of the dress code. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
666 When we said we would love to fill our company with temps just like him, we weren't speaking literally... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
667 Never mind. I see him now; he's the tall one in the dark pants. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
668 ... and send someone over to fix the copier. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
669 I'd like to order 400 black coffees and 400 plain donuts please. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
670 Yes, send in the clones. Don't bother, they're here. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
671 I got to go... I think he just walked in. 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
672 Without moustaches? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
673 I think our 'want ad' was a bit too specific 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
674 Looks like Johnson locked himself in the 3D printer again... 1.2809 0.06587 89 72 9 8
675 How would you describe him? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
676 It's the 3-D printer--it's on the Fritz again. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
677 Well the 3-D printer appears to be working fine. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
678 Sir, accounting's been duplicating Bills again. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
679 I'm waiting for Ned. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
680 Seems we may want to consider expanding our diversity program. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
681 Our new head of genetic research seems to have quite a sense of humor. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
682 Would someone PLEASE turn off the copier machine in HR! 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
683 Nevertheless, Howard knew that he was different from all the others. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
684 I asked you to pick up herbs, not Herbs. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
685 None of them has said "Take me to your Leader" so I'm putting them in the auditorium. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
686 What do you mean, you forgot the name tags? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
687 Send in the....oh, don't bother, they're here. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
688 Something really strange is going on in the copy room. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
689 If the aliens are so advanced, why aren’t they more stylish? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
690 Your personal information may have been compromised. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
691 Sir, Mr. Lemming is here for the interview. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
692 Who let the nerds out? 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
693 It's a spin-off for next season: A Game of Clones. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
694 They want to know why their results on Ancestory.com are so different. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
695 Balding, moustache, shirt sleeves, striped tie--yes, I see him. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
696 The Republican establishment is on the move. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
697 H.R.? I think your job listings are getting too specific. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
698 They're demanding higher pay for individual initiative. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
699 Could you give me another distinguishing characteristic? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
700 Hold on, Clarice. Our Diversity Committee just finished its meeting. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
701 He's just breaking up now. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
702 Where are the clowns? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
703 That's right, we've been "Melvin'd". 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
704 These robot accountants look more real with every shipment we get. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
705 Hello? Mr. Page? Code Orange! Dolly has left the pen. Repeat. Dolly has left the pen. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
706 I'll check. What does he look like? 1.2759 0.06679 87 71 8 8
707 He's iterating. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
708 Sir, they've sent in the clones. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
709 Could you be a little more specific? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
710 Your toupee models have arrived. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
711 So...I asked that all the bills be sent to the third floor and... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
712 We cloned the wrong George! No Clooney here, just George from Accounting 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
713 Just to clarify, you did say, 'Send in the Clones,' correct? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
714 The copier is broken again. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
715 The accountants are multiplying! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
716 No, Harvey hasn't come out yet. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
717 These accountants all look alike to me. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
718 Yes Mr. Adams sir, they've arrived to sign the Treaty of Gents. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
719 Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
720 Tell IT the 3D printer is stuck again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
721 I haven’t seen the defendant, but this is definitely a jury of SOMEBODY’S peers. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
722 The gentlemen from Xerox are here. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
723 Could you describe him one more time, please? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
724 i'll take a dozen 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
725 The door to the accountants area was left open again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
726 I think that we have to discuss nepotism. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
727 You know that sorcerer's apprentice you hired yesterday? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
728 Yes, it was a typo...the ad should've read 'we're looking for a BOLD new look!' 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
729 This must be a Trump cabinet meeting. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
730 I'm gonna have to call you back. It turns out our new copier can do more than just paper. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
731 Could somebody please turn off the 3-D printer. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
732 "Yes, I'm starting the diversity in the workplace training now". 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
733 What did you say he looks like? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
734 I meant copy Bob on the email! 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
735 Is he a balding guy with a moustache and glasses? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
736 Maybe our diversity initiative could be tweaked. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
737 'Balding, glasses, and a moustache' just doesn't give me enough information, sir. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
738 They're like Bitcoins sir,...with mustaches. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
739 Stop! We're running out of cubicles. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
740 Sir, the Accountant is multiplying, what should I do? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
741 Harold had been made redundant. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
742 Did you mention to anyone else in the lab that I'd like to meet more men just like your Uncle Stephen? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
743 Jones and Jones Unlimited, how may I assist you? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
744 Sorry, I don't see anyone in a red and white striped sweater and ski cap. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
745 I'm in the building, but where's the room full of women wearing a blazer and heels? 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
746 Hi Frank..... I'm still not sure who let the Dougs out but I think I've found them. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
747 Hang on. We're having a problem in the copy room. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
748 So far, Sir, all we've been able to clone are CPAs. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
749 Hello, Security? This is Amanda from H.R. It looks like someone left Accounting's door open again. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
750 Mr. Pederson..get ahold of yourselves.. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
751 No, they're not wearing name tags. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
752 Yes, please contact the White House. We've had a breakthrough with the new immigration screening policy. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
753 I'll have to call you back. Things are getting Harry up here. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
754 I know a job is a job but I can't see myself fitting in here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
755 Well I can't tell them apart, they're all wearing ties. 1.2706 0.06775 85 70 7 8
756 It seems they're looking for a leader 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
757 The corporate branding program has succeeded. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
758 Shall I send in the clones, Sir? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
759 Sir, the 3-D copier is on the fritz again. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
760 H. R. Did they all look the same when we hired them? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
761 The male exotic dancers just arrived. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
762 Mr. Hadley, I think we have a nepotism problem in the actuarial department. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
763 Hello Zoltar, this is Janice from accounting. Remember when I said "I wish we could clone Marty?" 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
764 Hey, could you let the repair guy know that the copy machine is on the fritz again? 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
765 Yes, I saw him vote more than once! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
766 Beside himself? No, Mr. Higgins is more than beside himself! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
767 Um, any other distinguishing features? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
768 Just how specific a demographic are we trying to target? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
769 We're letting them out now but if they imprint on me you'll have to explain it to Human Resources. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
770 Yes, we have received your facsimiles. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
771 The new Temp got his tie caught in the 3D Printer again. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
772 They all just seem like the next guy. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
773 Bad news. They stole your identity. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
774 Uh hello, E-Harmony, I think I need to cancel my profile. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
775 But you said you wished you had a thousand guys like Bob 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
776 They're all here to file claims of identity theft! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
777 I said he was a model employee... 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
778 You won't believe what tie everyone is wearing today. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
779 'Talk about a jury of his peers...' 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
780 The bad news is, it's Carlson. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
781 I found accounting but they're all on break. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
782 Send in the clones... oops, don't bother, they're here. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
783 'The diversity team has arrived' 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
784 Mr. President? I think you can fill all your vacant appointments. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
785 Karen, I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
786 Jones, Jones, and Jones, et al. How may I direct your call? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
787 Your 3:01 through 3:56 are here to discuss the time paradox issue. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
788 You would think they would make sex-bots a little more attractive. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
789 You might not qualify. Our HR department has precise guidelines for accountants. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
790 The Waldos are finished. Are you ready with the Evelyns? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
791 DNA links them all to Groucho Marx! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
792 They're just now coming out for their copy break. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
793 Does he have any distinguishing characteristics? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
794 Just curious, Fred. Do you see fifty copies of me while we're talking? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
795 They say they come in peace but need all our toner cartridges. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
796 Any other identifying information other than bald with glasses? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
797 You better get up here. The boss is beside himself. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
798 Could you be more specific? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
799 The Accountants are multiplying again. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
800 We're going to need those name tags. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
801 Mr. Collins, did we schedule diversity training today? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
802 Did you say his name was John? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
803 The white collar variety always become invasive. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
804 He's here. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
805 There seems to be an accounting error. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
806 The models for the Andy Warhol art class are here. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
807 The auditors smell blood, sir. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
808 Well all those DACA workers used to be on this floor. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
809 The jury just reached a unanimous decision in record time. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
810 I am not sure where to direct them. They said they are here for diversity training. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
811 Why do I keep attracting the same man over and over? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
812 Let's skip the diversity training. 1.2651 0.06658 83 68 8 7
813 "There seem to be more of him than meets the eye". 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
814 I think I'll skip the speed dating tonight. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
815 How exactly did you mean "You'll know him when you see him?" 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
816 How did you say I would recognize him? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
817 Let me call you back. The senate just got out. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
818 Yah, "Building a diverse corporate culture" just let out. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
819 Please tell me you remembered to bring the name tags. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
820 I'm worried I wouldn't be a good fit here. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
821 Sure, I'll put you on. Can you describe him? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
822 I told you I had binders full of men. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
823 I told you not to put the copier in the genetics lab. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
824 ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ... he's here ...he's here ... he's here ... 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
825 I think he's in the copy room. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
826 He's very worried--says he's beside himself. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
827 I think we've got our man. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
828 Definitely the worst case of indentity theft I've ever seen 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
829 I know you said he's "one in a million", but couldn't he come by himself? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
830 "You said he's the one with the long tie and small moustache and glasses? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
831 Your employment ad may have been a bit too specific. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
832 There may be the possibility of voter fraud. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
833 I don't see Waldo. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
834 Speed dating looks like a disaster tonight. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
835 Clowns. I said clowns. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
836 Henry's been taking selfies with the 3-D printer. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
837 Siri misunderstood when I asked for the nearest gyms. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
838 I thought I ordered a thousand forks, not a thousand dorks. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
839 Yes, the algorithm works. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
840 Yeah, I guess you could say I stood out in the interview. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
841 I told them to wear different ties! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
842 Yeah, the diversity workshop just let out. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
843 We'll just have to treat them as equals. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
844 "Nondescript guy" is here for the audition. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
845 The Gene Hacker 3000 is malfunctioning again. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
846 I thought you said, "Send in the Clones" 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
847 Yes. They came to consensus quite quickly, as if all of one mind. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
848 The choice will be simpler than you thought. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
849 Amy, I don't think I fit in here. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
850 Hi, yeah, I'm right past the door and holding up a piece of paper. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
851 I think our want ad may have been too specific.. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
852 I think our copy machine has malfunctioned. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
853 They multiply like accountants. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
854 Urgent.The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
855 They're here for the diversity training workshop. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
856 Bob, we really need to diversify our workforce... I think we can hire someone other than Larry. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
857 I'm afraid the job specifications for your help-wanted ad were two narrow. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
858 We're having trouble with the copier again. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
859 Which candidate would you like to see first? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
860 I've been at this firm way too long. Everyone is beginning to look alike. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
861 Uhh, Mr. Sondheim….don’t bother, they’re here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
862 Honey, I'm getting worried about the office groupthink. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
863 The early diversity training results aren't encouraging. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
864 Breaking news! The Republican Congress members have finally agreed on a vote to repeal Obamacare.......... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
865 I'm here, sir. How will I recognize you? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
866 We have a major identity crisis here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
867 Uh, bad news: remember the nerdy guy we fired who was setting up the 3D printer for the ties? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
868 Cancel the exterminator. There has been a misunderstanding about W.A.S.P.s in the conference room. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
869 Mr. Elliot is beside himself. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
870 Balding, mustache, glasses... Oh, yes, I see him! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
871 What do you mean, I have "a type?" 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
872 Middle management is here. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
873 Pay the ransom. The hackers got into the copy machine. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
874 Look, he can be all the places all the time, that's what sets us apart from the other firms. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
875 Code red! The accounting department has escaped! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
876 I'd like to report a problem with your internet dating service 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
877 I think we ordered too many 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
878 You're right, this company does have a diversity problem. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
879 How many times did you swipe right? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
880 CLOWNS! I said send over some CLOWNS! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
881 Your 10 to the thirtieth is here. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
882 Security? The engineers are getting out again. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
883 Hello, Triple A Pest Control? They're back! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
884 Apparently the infection is spreading. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
885 All the same height, weight, everything! They're perfect backup dancers! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
886 Don't bother, Mr. Sondheim. They're here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
887 Men are all the same. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
888 Sir, the Republican nominees have arrived for the debate. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
889 He did say we'd be impressed with his numbers. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
890 How many does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
891 Hi, Debbie, be prepared for plenty of mansplaining this meeting. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
892 I said, 'Send in the clowns,' not the clones! 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
893 The demographic is here. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
894 What does he look like again? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
895 The apprentice is holding on line two. Patch me through to the sorcerer. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
896 They all used the same fertility clinic as a reference 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
897 Cancel the diversity workshop. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
898 The copier repairman is here. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
899 Carol? Call IT and tell them the 3D printer is acting up again. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
900 No, no. I said I wanted some scones, not clones. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
901 Actually, they all look like his profile picture. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
902 The new hires are here for diversity training. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
903 Yes, I'll try to find him. Again, what does he look like? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
904 Something really sci-fi just happened in the copy room. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
905 I thought the audit is starting next Monday! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
906 Yes, it's about the facial recognition software you installed 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
907 Yes Mr. Trump, there's a healthy amount of diversity. One mentioned tacos. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
908 It appears that the 3-D printer has jammed again. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
909 Security--Mr. McTeague is 3-D printing again. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
910 No, we’re not an equal opportunity employer. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
911 Bow ties. I said bow ties. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
912 The good news is Gary fixed the 3D printer. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
913 Yes, the diversity committee meeting just got out. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
914 My God! That poor coat-check girl! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
915 I had heard he was a "Me! Me! Me!" type of person, but I had no idea! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
916 Uh , Hi, is this the match.com hotline...? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
917 Can you describe him for me? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
918 No, no irregularities here. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
919 Yes, this is the casting call for March of the Penguins' Accountants 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
920 Housekeeping? I wish to report an infestation of mediocrity. 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
921 Yes, I know you just fumigated last month, but I think they're already coming back. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
922 Tech support? Fourteenth floor. It's the copier again. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
923 No. I can't report anything unusual. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
924 And bring the nose hair clippers. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
925 As I said, Brent, the new robot line may not be marketable to the six year-old demographic. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
926 It's hard to tell who's to blame. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
927 I think we were too specific in our help wanted ad. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
928 Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
929 These applicants are all the same. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
930 We can use the conference room - the diversity committee meeting is just adjourning. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
931 They say "Just call me Jimbo" and they have a form letter 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
932 It's not what you think, but your husband won't be coming home alone. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
933 The Wharton glee club is here and hungry. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
934 Yeah, someone left the door to accounting unlocked again. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
935 The photocopier has gone rogue 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
936 I think it's time to turn off the 3-D printer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
937 Who called the Fibonacci Accountant Service? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
938 Professor, there's news on your cloning experiment. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
939 Replicants have breached the outer wall but don't appear to be aggressive. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
940 Uh, how many doubles did you say this film needed? 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
941 I know I've seen him before. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
942 No not Klondike! I said they cloned Ike! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
943 I'm sure I only ordered one. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
944 I don't think these applicants are going to meet our diversity criteria. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
945 I'm calling to report a problem with our 3D printer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
946 I may have fired the wrong Bob. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
947 The geneticist is here with his portfolio. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
948 He's just been beside himself all day. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
949 I now understand the redundancy concerns the leadership team raised 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
950 Can I call you back? The copy room is jammed. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
951 Um, Mr. Disney, the Sorcerer's apprentice is at it again. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
952 Mr. Kobach, I think I found that voter fraud you were concerned about. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
953 The pods have been breached! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
954 Cheryll, you know how you've always said you wished there could be more guys like Bob...? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
955 Sorry, I thought you said 'Send in the clones!'. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
956 I don't think our workforce diversity policy's working! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
957 Yes, this is Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldstache and Baldtstache and Baldestache and .... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
958 Mr. Collins, the yes men have arrived. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
959 They are all saying something about the Million Me March 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
960 Those freshly minted MBA's you ordered have just arrived. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
961 Honey, I'm going to have to call you back. The U.S. government just walked it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
962 Dr. Jekyll, your mr. hydes have arrived. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
963 NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
964 I looked and he isn't here. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
965 I forgot the name tags! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
966 We have a situation in the copy room. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
967 ...and they appear politically correct. Yes, PC clones. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
968 What do you mean temporary malfunction? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
969 I think the wormhole in Anderson's office is acting up again. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
970 We can start the meeting now. The guys from Xerox just arrived. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
971 Your Victoria's Secret focus group is waiting. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
972 I ordered clowns, not clones. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
973 I think that we have a diversity problem 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
974 The preliminary experiment worked but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
975 Hey Boss, you know that copier repairman that was here yesterday?... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
976 Can you get down here quickly. It seems, I've got an identity crisis on my hands. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
977 Hurry, we need many more sport coats! 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
978 I believe the Xerox session just ended. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
979 So, that's how they keep women out of senior management! 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
980 We're going to need name tags....lots of them 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
981 I'd say IRS from the length of their ties. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
982 Clowns...send in the clowns. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
983 Yes, IT? Our copier is on the Fritz mode again. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
984 When your dating service said multiple chances to meet a match, I had something else in mind! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
985 Dr Young, You must call me immediately. The results of the cloning study project we did in 1960 which appeared in the New England Journal Medicine were more successful than you can imagine.. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
986 But how do I know which one's the queen? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
987 I asked you to send in the clowns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
988 Yes Mr. Cook, I believe we're ready to launch the iClone. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
989 It just feels like we could use some workplace diversity. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
990 The Average Joe convention is just letting out, I'll have to call you back. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
991 Tech support? Our copy machine is stuck on David Axelrod. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
992 Yes, I'm very confident this is NOT the 'Magic Mike' clone portal. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
993 We really need to move that 3D copier out of Accounting. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
994 The copier's jammed again. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
995 I hit "Reply All." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
996 Our personnel department has to stop looking for similar credentials. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
997 Don't bother, they're here. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
998 could you describe him for me? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
999 Sir, I think we're going to need a shepherd. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1000 I wanted clowns for the party, not clones. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
1001 Did you say look for the bald guy with a small mustache and round glasses? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1002 Cancel the shrimp tempura. He says they're all allergic. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1003 I'm pretty sure that Dr. Janson has perfected a highly advanced variant of asexual reproduction. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1004 Ask the repairman to come back, still something wrong with the copier. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
1005 The Accountants are multiplying again. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1006 I'm sending up that crop of newly minted MBAs you wanted. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
1007 Yes, Sir. Your description was perfect! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
1008 I think the copier was left on the Fred setting again. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
1009 The copier is on the fritz again. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1010 It looks like Accounting started multiplying again. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1011 Yes Sir, all the ties are made in the USA. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1012 The focus group is here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1013 The 3-D printer is on the Fritz. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1014 Not quite. We ordered 200 toupees and NO Groucho mustaches! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1015 I'm still not sure about Waldo, but I have definitely found Harold. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1016 Hold on. Accounting just finished their meeting. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1017 Only one of them looks competent. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1018 there's one in every crowd 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1019 That inquiry e-mail we received one thousand times wasn't a glitch. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1020 Please tell HR I was just kidding. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1021 It looks like the cloning experiment worked TOO well. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1022 Hi Boss, can you get down here? Something sort of spooky happened with George and the 3-d printer. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1023 You can turn off the 3D printer now, please. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1024 Yeah. The copier's doing that thing again. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1025 I said we needed an “Everyman”, not every Everyman! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1026 The meeting just broke up and I think we have consensus. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1027 We have an identity crisis here. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1028 Yes sir, the accountants have taken over the 4th floor. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1029 Can't choose, boss. The candidates all appear to be equally qualified. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1030 There looking for the "alt center" rally" 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1031 I asked you to make multiple copies FOR Mr. Thornton! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1032 The new dress code is having an unexpected effect. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1033 It's an accounting nightmare. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1034 This is not what I expected a "Zombie Walk" to look like. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1035 The white male 55 to 62 demographic is here to see you. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
1036 The copy machine's acting up again. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1037 Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1038 Well, she's certainly got a type. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1039 I figured out who's been messing with the copier settings. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1040 Yes, the meeting to figure out what is wrong with our recruitment process is about to begin. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1041 I am afraid your temps are quite run-of-the-mill. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1042 That computer dating site has really nailed my type. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1043 Your brother has a birthmark where? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1044 Boss, there's a flock of someone here to see you. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1045 Sir, your numbers are about to get crunched. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1046 He did say his greatest strength was multitasking. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1047 I'll see if he's here; give me a few days. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1048 This fundamentalist cult has a surprisingly shallow gene pool. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1049 I'm worried they just hired me to improve the workplace diversity. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1050 There's a problem with the copier on the 9th floor. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1051 The algorithm HR uses to recruit new accountants is too narrow 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1052 Good morning you've reached the law firm of Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein, Stein.... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1053 When I said we need to clone the new accountant, it was just an expression. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1054 Will you PLEASE stop repeating yourself. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1055 Harv, did you forget to turn off the 3D printer? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1056 I told you I could change that light bulb myself. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1057 I think I found him. Bald, glasses and mustache, right? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1058 I don't envy their mother. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1059 The good news is the repairman fixed the paper jam. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1060 Do you remember last night when you wished we had more employees like Jenkins? Well,.... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1061 I think your in vitro fertilization malpractice case is here. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1062 Tell casting it's a good turn-out for the "Where's Waldo Now?" audition. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1063 We are going to need as many toupees as you have. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1064 Mr. Sinclair, are you ready for your 10:15, 10:20, 10:25, 10:30, 10:35... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1065 How many did you order on Amazon? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1066 Everywhere you go, there you are. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1067 How many did you order? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1068 Jody, I need you to press cancel job on the 3D printer. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1069 We'll need 252 gray flannel jackets. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1070 We're a big company but diversity is not our strength. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1071 You told me to wear the wig and ditch the mustache and glasses; I added the skirt suit and heels. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1072 Your average Joe just walked through the door! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1073 The accountants just got loose and they look highly aroused, 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1074 I've got some good news and some bad news about that cloning experiment. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1075 The sales rep claims it's the latest in 3D printing. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1076 I'm telling you the Doppel Gang is real. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1077 Guess who fell into the 3D printer again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1078 The White House is ready to fill any vacancy. 1.2394 0.07361 71 61 3 7
1079 You're gonna have to give me more than bald with glasses. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1080 I've told them. They don't care. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1081 Tell me again how I recognize Mr. Smith. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
1082 Where should I put middle management? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1083 They're right! All men are alike. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
1084 Yes ma'am, our men are hand selected and specifically tailored to satisfy your day to day needs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1085 Sir, your "Dopplergang" has arrived. 1.2394 0.07082 71 60 5 6
1086 Mary, has the copier repairman already left? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1087 Sheila confirms her theory that all men are alike. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1088 Yes, he's here...hold on... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1089 I didn't want even one of him. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1090 I assure you, Mr. Sondheim distinctly said "clowns!" 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1091 Mr. Metzger, the auditors are here. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1092 Remember that old machine that came with the warehouse? Well, it would appear that Overby has figured out what it's for 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1093 We ordered the Office-Party Fun Pack called 'A Thousand Clowns,' but you sent ... um ... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1094 I think he's here — Can you tell me what he smells like? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1095 Yes, I'm sure we have a problem with workplace diversity. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1096 Maybe we were a little too specific in what kind of candidate we're looking for. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1097 At least, I think it's the men's room. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1098 I ordered 100 hot-dogs, not Franks. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
1099 We're out of stock on the five-eight model. Would she accept a five-nine? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1100 Sorry, but I wanted twenty-five Ball ... Point ... Pens .... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1101 "Oh wait...I see him now". 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1102 The new Apple iClones are amazing! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1103 I'd like to report a concern with our diversity program. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1104 Oh good lord John just which button did you push? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1105 Janice, get down here! I think I found your type! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
1106 Do you want the glass half-full or glass half-empty opinion? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1107 No I said to send in the clowns. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1108 He just came out of the copier room. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1109 . . . try unplugging and then plugging in the copier . . . 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
1110 The instructions clearly state not to lean over the copier. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
1111 No, I don't know why the FBI classifies Jack Johnson fans as a gang either. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
1112 I’m sorry. I thought you said, “Send in the clones.” 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
1113 Cancel the casting call. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
1114 The auditors are here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1115 What color tie is he wearing? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1116 Let me see... can you describe him for me? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1117 Honestly, I think the copier's really on the fritz Helen! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1118 Could you be a little more specific? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1119 And their resumes are all identical! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1120 Please let him know that the middle management robots have arrived. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1121 The compliance department is here. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1122 The vote was 32-1 rejecting the claim that gender discrimination is practiced here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1123 Well he might still be in the men's room 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1124 Bob? I think your identity got stolen again. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1125 Nobody here looks like me 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1126 He said to let you know that he doesn't find it sincere or flattering. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1127 Send in the clones. Oh wait, don't bother, they're here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1128 Can you describe the tie? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1129 It's true, at this company they do tend to hire people like themselves. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1130 Paradise Pizza? I ordered extra 'olives' not Olivers. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1131 Hello maintenance. The copy machine is stuck. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1132 Hurry! It's the Accountant's Apprentice! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1133 Hello, tech support? Our copier is doing that weird thing again. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1134 The problem may be the 3-D printer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1135 Wait… I think I see him coming. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1136 There appears to be consensus within the dress code committee. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1137 Doctor, I think the DNA copy machine is broken. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1138 The product testers and for the l new facial recognition feature are here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1139 You said he'd be the one with the mustache. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1140 I think our diversity program needs some tweaking. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1141 I'm looking for him now, is he wearing a tie? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1142 The Diversity and Inclusion Committee meeting is just ending. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1143 Clone the accounts? Oh, I misheard you. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1144 "It must have auto-corrected to 'Send in the Clones' ". 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1145 Looks like it was unanimous. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1146 Good news! They are all leaving in complete agreement. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1147 Hello Office Services... The Copier seems to be malfunctioning again! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1148 The copier is stuck again. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1149 Looks like the cloning experiments are working. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1150 I think accounting missed that "Diversity in the Workplace" presentation. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
1151 Marvin Klausteins are here for their ten o'clock appointment. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1152 Can you read that help wanted ad to me one more time... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1153 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1154 I ordered a pack of herbs, not a pack of Herbs! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1155 The FaceID test team is here. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1156 No, Gerald, I distinctly said, "Send in the clowns." 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1157 And where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1158 Um, there'll be no thinking outside the box with this group. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1159 Next time, could you clone Brad Pitt? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1160 Call ChristianNerdMatch.com and find out how my work address wound up in my posting. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1161 It's a musical number, "Send in the Clones." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1162 Joe has become redundant. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1163 The new batch is just starting to emerge. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1164 You have got to see the Diversity Committee! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1165 Uh, yes, I think there's a problem with the copy machine... 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1166 ...okay okay what does he look like? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1167 No, no, I said send in the clowns 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1168 I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1169 Tech support to the copy room. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1170 The auditors have arrived. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1171 Hello, tech support - we had an accident with the copy machine! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1172 Sir, I have found the source of our redundancy problem. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1173 Right,one hundred ham on white - no mustard 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1174 Yes, I see him. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1175 You promised you wouldn't hire anymore family. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1176 Ms. Kahn? Your exes are here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1177 Your description to the employment agency may have been a little too precise. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1178 I think I've found John Doe. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1179 Who sent in the clones? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1180 The diversity program seems to have hit a snag. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1181 Better hurry down here, Henry got stuck in the new 3-D printer ! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1182 I've already updated my resume--I probably shouldn't stay too long... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1183 I said duplicate program copies, not program managers. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1184 ``The bald guy? With glasses?'' 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1185 No, we've never had a diversity program here at Greenstein, Greenstein & Greenstein. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1186 The accountants have escaped." "Please hurry! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1187 What happened to diversity? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1188 Right now I'm watching the game of clones. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1189 So which one's Bert? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1190 I ordered 100 toy drones, not Roy clones. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1191 Hold on, let me see if I can find him for you. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1192 The Sorcerer's Apprentice has been here again. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1193 3-D printer works. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1194 Can you give a more complete description of your missing clone? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1195 Where are the box lunches? Attendees are beside themselves. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1196 Ya, I'd say match.com is experiencing technical difficulties. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1197 In the light they all look alike! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1198 I've found them on the 2nd floor looking for donuts. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1199 Is this duplication maintenance? Something has gone terribly wrong. Mr. Whipple is beside himself. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1200 I need a really fast answer. Where is the 'Off' switch on the 3-D printer? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1201 The middle managers have gotten loose again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1202 I said "CALL THE" IT guy, not "COPY" the IT guy... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1203 I must be paranoid--I'm seeing my ex-husband everywhere. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1204 I can't find Waldo. Will a Walter do? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1205 I've asked several of these guys, and none of them seems to think that penguins all look alike. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1206 He's on his way now. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1207 Sooo... it would appear that America's been made great again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1208 Despite heated disagreements they are showing the same face in public. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1209 Sir, is it time to send in the clones? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1210 The pressure to conform is very strong in this company. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1211 Yes. It works -- perfectly. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1212 It's Jenkins again. His nepotism is getting out of hand. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1213 And which Mr. Lemming are you trying to reach? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1214 On the new 3D digital copier, do you remember where the off switch is located? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1215 This is the second time this week that my horoscope has been bang on. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1216 I really think you need to tell the engineers that our new 3-D printer is not a toy. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1217 Omigosh -- soylent green is Murray! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1218 We're casting now for "Yawn of the Dead. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1219 Walter got the 3D printer working, but you're not going to believe what's happening! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1220 'K. Hold on. I'll try to find Waldo. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1221 could you describe him for me? 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1222 I know he's around here somewhere. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1223 You know that job we posted? The candidates seem to have a lot in common. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1224 I think we need to keep Mr. Grigsby away from the 3-D printer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1225 I said clowns, not clones. You know, "Send in the clowns." 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1226 No, we pride ourselves on diversity. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1227 O.K. Now go out there and make a difference! 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1228 I think you'll find the new cabinet to be less contentious sir 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1229 And so the Clone Wars begin...... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1230 He's claiming he's a victim of identity theft. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1231 Yes, as a matter of fact, I think I do know who was the last to use the new copier. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1232 The shipment from Lemming, Lemming & Lemming is here sir. Should I send them to marketing? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1233 Well, I've interviewed all the applicants, but I'm having trouble deciding. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1234 I should have asked more questions before accepting the job as Chief Diversity Officer. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1235 Copy room? Get someone up here ASAP! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1236 They all look the same even without their white hoods! 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1237 Is it the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie, or the one in the striped tie? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1238 He told the temp, "Make me 100 copies." 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1239 I think we've got a diversity problem. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1240 Yes sir, it looks like the replicator is stuck on CPA again. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1241 There's been a malfunction in the factory. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1242 Hi, I'm down by the copier room and have a question. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1243 Is our copy machine still under warranty? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1244 Yes, sir I'll send them in...oh, just your average Joe's... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1245 Gotta go...the President's cabinet meeting is just letting out. 1.2319 0.07195 69 59 4 6
1246 The Accounting Department is multiplying. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1247 His name is Waldo? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1248 Your diversity training class has arrived. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1249 Listen R & D, when I said we could use more workers like Mr. Issacs, it was not a challenge. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1250 Yes, I know you said he'll be the bald one with the glasses and mustache! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1251 Let's get those name tags up here ASAP. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1252 So much for that "special someone" the speed dating service promised. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1253 Could you send a tech support guy to fix the copier? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1254 Hello Amazon, when I ordered your lightning deal on 100 herbs I don't think I read the details carefully enough. 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1255 They said they all come from the same sperm bank. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1256 Gotta go, my Tinder dates arrived and apparently, I have a type. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1257 The IBM reunion class has arrived. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1258 Clowns! I know I said clowns! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1259 Your shipment of counterfeit Genes just arrived 1.2319 0.06892 69 58 6 5
1260 Mom, what was the name of your fertility Doctor? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
1261 Yeah, hi. Your Morts are here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1262 So David Beckham wasn't available? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1263 Lou? Your stupid brother is monkeying with the copy machine again. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1264 Their poor mother. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
1265 We're ready for the auditions. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
1266 'I'm not sure this is the diversity effort we were after.' 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1267 We need the border collie in accounting, pronto! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1268 The meeting was over. They all agreed. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1269 You told me to call when the suits arrived but it looks like they forgot the jackets. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1270 To clarify, the client wanted a room filled with cologne. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1271 Kimberley, I specifically said 'NO moustache'! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1272 You might want to come over here, Norm's reproducing himself again 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1273 Abernathy is logged onto the 3-D printer again. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
1274 The copier is out of toner again. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1275 The good news is that the new guy is a whiz with the 3D printer... 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1276 Hey Bill ,it's Diane. Just curious, did you leave the cloning machine on? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
1277 You did say send in the clones? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1278 Sir, all the employees who don't complain just quit. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1279 Yes, the job opening has very specific requirements. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1280 It looks like Higgins down in R&D has found a way to increase its productivity . . . 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1281 Dr., remember when you injected the cloned embryos with growth hormone? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1282 the actualization through individuality meeting is out 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1283 I hope that these Joes are not the average. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1284 Sir, there has been a malfunction in the 3D printer. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1285 I've found all the Morty Kleins we were missing. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1286 Um...Harold seems to have broken the 3D printer. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
1287 I think we have a copier problem. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1288 I think we should diversify. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1289 In the meantime, one can only hope Bob didn't also do a naked butt ride on the malfunctioning 3D copier. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1290 Dennis, it appears we have a problem with the cloning experiment. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1291 Who let in the sorcerer's apprentice? 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
1292 The copier's going crazy again. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1293 What color eyes did you say? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1294 You sent clones. I asked you to send in the clowns. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1295 My God! The lower-mid-level management A.I. has finally achieved singularity! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1296 It looks like Wilkins in accounting is trending. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1297 I am not sure which one I had sex with in the copying room! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1298 I told you, we can learn to clone or cure male pattern baldness. But we do not have the resources to do both. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1299 Finley has the duplicating machine up and running. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1300 I said "cyclone," not "clone Sy." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1301 Hi Hon, I just discovered what happens when you move 3-d graphics into Accounting. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1302 Oh my god, he's here!... The cute one with the mustache. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1303 We need to rerun that want ad for the accountant position, and make the requirements less specific this time. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1304 I think we better get name tags. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1305 We need more couches. He has multiple persons disorder. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1306 Yes, when I handed him his pink slip--like when Mickey Mouse chops up the broom in Sorcerer's Apprentice--multiplying, hundreds of him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1307 Microdifferentiation: Aleatoria speaking. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1308 Let me get back to you about this open door policy 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1309 Which one of him should I fire? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1310 Well, they all look the same to me. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1311 Buy stock in toupees 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1312 We got 247 to audition for Groucho but none of them wants to be Harpo or Zeppo. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1313 Sir, the n-tuplets are loose again! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1314 Should the candidate be good at multiplication? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1315 He said, "colonoscopy" not "clones-copy". 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1316 Call Security! Irving fell in the 3-D printer again 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1317 I'll see if he's here. Can you tell me what he looks like? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1318 The Freedom Caucus has decided to recommend eliminating healthcare for women. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1319 The team from Smithers, et al, is here sir. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1320 Martha quickly regretted capitalizing the "G" in her request to analyze the corporate gene pool. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1321 At first I thought it was twins, then triplets---but this is ridiculous. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1322 They say they all come from the hillside where the little boxes are. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1323 Sir, we have a situation down here. Joe from our tech support team was working on the 3-D printer...and no sir, HR cannot handle this one. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1324 "I thought you said bring in the clones". 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1325 Mr. Waldo? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1326 I've found the room where they keep the copier. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1327 Yes, I'd like to report a violation of the law of conservation of mass- please hurry! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1328 I think the lawyers from Lemming, Lemming, and Lemming are here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1329 Good news and bad news about the breakthroughs at that in vitro fertilization center. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1330 "Could you send up 100 calculators"? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1331 A lot of candidates, not a lot of choices. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1332 Margo, I've found out why we're in the minority here at Google. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1333 Way too much men's clone here. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1334 Where are the Lemmings ? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1335 Sir, the witness protection team, is ready 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1336 It was an IBM secret project room apparently and they have all been working on something called a computer typewriter since 1980 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1337 The Equifax fallout has arrived, sir. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1338 They want to know who they are. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1339 This is the time of year when they congregate, before filing south. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1340 Hold on. I'll see if I can find him. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1341 I got your message. I'm here to meet him. Does he have a mustache? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1342 Yes sir, he was a one in a million applicant. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1343 Remember when you misspelled "cologne" in that bulk order? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1344 They were supposed to be collated and stapled, too! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1345 We need more chairs for the employee diversity training. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1346 I think Tim's been experimenting with the 3-D printer again! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1347 You remember Jones, the multiverse researcher? Well, he may have made a break-through. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1348 I clearly said "clowns", but don't bother, they're here. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1349 Got it, Sir. An AC/DC tattoo on his left butt cheek. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
1350 Gerald's been using the copy machine again. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1351 Housekeeping? We have a swarm of Nats on the third floor. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1352 Hello, Tech Support? I'm ... uh ... outside the copy room ... 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1353 Sir, the diversity committee is here with its findings. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
1354 But Martin, what will we do with all these new CPAs if Congress passes tax reform? 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
1355 Do we have any openings for old white guys? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1356 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve are here to see you, sir. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1357 What did you say would happen if I didn't use those solar eclipse glasses? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
1358 Sir, accounting has solved the door knob. Please advise on the windows. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
1359 Customer Support to the DNA lab, please... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1360 The "Morris CPA' droids are ready and deploying to accounting. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1361 Tech support? I think the new 3-D printer is broken. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1362 I'll have to call you back. Trump's cabinet meeting just finished. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1363 It’s worse than locusts. It’s middle management. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1364 I requested "Send in the Clowns" not "Send in the Clones 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1365 Donald. Your base is here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1366 Harold's playing around with the copier again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1367 Sir, Mr. Mayberry has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1368 Who knew replacing Gordon would be so simple! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1369 Drones! I said I wanted drones! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1370 Someone asked if we are an equal opportunity employer 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1371 Helen, call the copier repairman, and tell him to hurry. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1372 The lemmings are looking for a cliff. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1373 I think I may have been too specific. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1374 Are you sure he said send in the "clones"??? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1375 I said Elvis impersonators, not Elmer impersonators! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1376 Yep. The new copy/paste feature is definitely working. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1377 Could you describe him again? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1378 Your double? Well, yes and no. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1379 Doctor, your client with multiple personality disorder is here, with all of his personalities 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1380 We're just about to start our Diversity Committee meeting. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1381 Glasses, mustache, tie—you can't miss him. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1382 Looks like he's been playing with the new 3D printer again! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1383 Cloning Department? You can stop now. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1384 Sir, Norton has gone viral again. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1385 Jane - You wouldn't believe the copy machine they've got on the 5th floor... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1386 The photocopier repair team is here. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1387 Do not send in the clones. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1388 I'm not sure. Tell me again what he looks like. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1389 Hi Tim, the face ID class action just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1390 Yes, it's the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1391 Every one of them has offered me a "mustache ride". 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1392 Someone is playing with the 3D printer again. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1393 They're coming out now. Looks like the vote was unanimous. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1394 In the future, let's keep Irving away from the 3-D copier. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1395 Everyone from accounting looks the same to me. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1396 I requested clowns - not clones. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1397 Sir - the Congressional Committee on Enhancing Diversity and Inclusion is here to meet with you. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1398 Maybe the job listing was too specific? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1399 Lights off or on they're all the same. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1400 Ms. Beasley, the shipment arrived, one problem though. Check the spelling, it should have read 'drones'. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1401 Yes sir, looks like Mr. Todd may be onto something with the 3D printer. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1402 Yes, this is "Inflatable Accountants." How many do you need? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1403 Weirdest stripper-gram ever. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1404 We need someone here quickly the 3D Printer is on the Fritz again. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1405 Send cleanup to the copy center. Bill ODed on cloner again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1406 Tell IT that we have an issue with the new 3D printer 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1407 I'm not sure who left the door open, but it looks like at least half the accounting department has already gotten out. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1408 Irv forgot to hit the collate button again. 1.2188 0.07542 64 56 2 6
1409 Yes he's here 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1410 " Gene Pool", please report to the front lobby. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1411 Yes, sir, there seems to be an unanimous decision. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1412 There's a problem with the 3-D printer. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1413 No, the Want Ad was for CLOWNS! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1414 Nametags? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1415 I think there's been some confusion, I had requested 'cologne' samples. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1416 looks like those guys in tech support are playing around with the 3D printers again 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1417 You idiot! I said a broad selection of colognes. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1418 The accountants are here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1419 Cage Free Humans. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1420 Remember when Baxter said he wished he could clone himself? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1421 Yeah, it seems to have worked. But why would anyone want to clone Ed? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1422 Describe him one more time 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1423 We should never have gotten a 3-D copier. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1424 They are saying -Baah, Baah, and Baah. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1425 I'm telling you it's a nightmare, Cynthia. The entire accounting department is on the prowl for Junior Mints. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1426 We have a very strict dress code here. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1427 I have to go now. I'm meeting with Trump's new advisers. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1428 You were right mom, all men are alike/ 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1429 Our health department doesn't fool around with pylori infections. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1430 It appears the team building seminar went better than expected. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1431 ...yes sir. The copier on 12 is stuck on Mr. Filbert again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1432 Could you describe him again? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1433 Your cloning experiment worked, and it's not a pretty sight. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1434 I said "clone the sheep", not the geek! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1435 I think the G.O.P. delegation is arriving now. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1436 Affirmative inaction. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1437 The copy machine is broken. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1438 Just whom did you make VP for Diversity? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1439 Your doppelgangers are here, sir. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1440 Remember my online rant about this office being for mindless clones? I think it went viral. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1441 Yes sir, the Copy Room applicants are here. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1442 It's the shorter one. The rest are imposters. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1443 They're strangely attracted to the scent of donuts and dry erase markers... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1444 One of us is missing. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1445 Someone in the office left the 3-D printer on. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1446 I knew speed dating was not for me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1447 I think the diversity meeting is over. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1448 Wait, they are all shirts! Where are the skins? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1449 Oh, you said you wanted clowns. I thought you said clones. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1450 No, this is worse than the Matrix. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1451 Close the door. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1452 Send in the clones. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1453 Exactly how much "diversity" were we looking for in the applicants Sir?" 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1454 Yes Sir I do see the gentleman with the striped tie. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1455 If you meant 100 Franks then yes, they're here, however no hot-dogs. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1456 When I said the world needs more Dr. Phils I was speaking figuratively. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1457 At this conference, I'm a definite 'Ten.' 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1458 Yes, Mr. Cook. We've gathered all the people who can unlock the iPhone with the same Face ID. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1459 I said print 100 gears not engineers 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1460 Send in the clones. Actually, don't bother. They're here. 1.2188 0.07206 64 55 4 5
1461 They're all here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1462 Maybe you could give me a little more detailed description of this Mr. Smith. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1463 It looks like Ted has the 3-D printer working again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1464 I won't let this company turn me into someone I'm not. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1465 There's a problem in the copy room. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1466 You asked for like-minded applicants. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1467 So, remember how we agreed that name tags would be a splurge? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1468 I asked for clowns, not clones. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1469 I'm not sure. Describe him again? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1470 OMG, the IBM bus just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1471 Bert, do you still have that manual for the 3-D copier? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1472 We're gonna need more mustaches 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1473 We need tech in the 3D printer room again. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1474 Mr. Thompson . . . the facial recognition focus group has arrived. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
1475 I thought speed dating would be more exciting. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
1476 The DNA lab is here for their meeting. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1477 You forgot to turn off the R&D lab's 3D printer. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
1478 The copy machine's at it again. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1479 Geoff went in to fix it. Now it seems to be making copies of Geoff! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1480 Hold on. I think he just walked in. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1481 Casting the math teacher role is going to be tougher than we thought. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
1482 There is something definately going on in the copy room. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1483 Your herd of sheeple just arrived. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
1484 Security? Can you come up to 7? It looks like the accounting firm has breached containment. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1485 No, sir, you asked me to send in the clones. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1486 Clean up in aisle two. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1487 You know that new 3D printer? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1488 Know anything about a Rubber Stamp Convention? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1489 I asked them to send in the clowns. But we got the clones instead 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1490 We should have done name tags. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1491 I hoped multiple personalities would at least have more variety. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1492 Remember when I said I wish we could clone Stan? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1493 Hello, Maintenance? Could you send someone to the 6th floor? I think there's something wrong with the 3D printer. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1494 I think our hiring algorithm has gotten too specific. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1495 Do you wish to speak with the original, or one of his clones? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1496 Your 10 am is here, as well as your 11, noon, 1,2,3,4 and five pm 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1497 Mr. President, the audience for your press conference on workplace diversity has arrived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1498 Yes, the clone car just arrived. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1499 Are you certain he's here? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1500 How do we know who's the real SlimShady ..... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1501 No, I don't see anyone with a winning smile. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1502 Sorry, there's no Waldo here. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1503 Throw out the brownies in the break room ASAP. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1504 We should never have advertised it as a seminar for middle-aged men. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1505 Can someone stop the 3-D printer? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1506 The job candidates finished interviewing. They appear equally qualified. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1507 Their poor mother. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1508 She's our diversity hire. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1509 I'm not going in that room. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1510 Something's not right. He keeps repeating himself. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1511 The door to the Art supply closet was left open again. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1512 ok, glasses? what else? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1513 The diversity seminar? It's going just..well...um... 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1514 Um ... It looks like the copier is acting up again! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1515 Call Bob in tech. I think the copier's broken again. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1516 Tom, I think the auditors have achieved sentience. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1517 Hello, I'd like to close my Ashley Madison profile 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1518 It looks like the copy machine is broken again! 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1519 Oh, and remove the apostrophe, from hes. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1520 No, no, I said "clowns!" 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1521 I said PHONE McDooley 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1522 Have you considered diversifying your accountants? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1523 Seems like everybody's on the same page... 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1524 The testers for the face recognition software have arrived. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1525 I knew it. With our luck, he'll be the last one out of the meeting. I'll call you back when I see him. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1526 I'll have to call you back, the copier machine is on the fritz again. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1527 It looks like the cloning of the average white man was successful. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
1528 Hello, 1965? You're Wally Cox's are here. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1529 I think our diversity program still needs work... 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1530 Yes, Sir. The lemmings are leaving the building. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
1531 Walter's at the 3D printer again. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
1532 We're going to need more Rogaine. 1.2131 0.07435 61 53 3 5
1533 We've taken office standardization too far. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1534 Did you say that you had a twin brother, sir? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1535 Sam, I think we have a newsworthy genetic anamoly here! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1536 I see the guy with the moustache all right. Now what? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1537 Mr. Smith? Good news, we've located your stolen identities. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1538 Doctor, your 3 o'clock doppelgänger group is here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1539 Some Bills came today. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1540 Somebody put an old cartridge in the copier. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1541 Sorry for the voting booth backup but it could be Voter Fraud. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1542 Who's first today? The ties? No, the ties are the same as well. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1543 Well according to our research, we ARE very popular with old, bald, white guys. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1544 Who was the last one to use the 3-D printer? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1545 God created us in his own image. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1546 Martha, let me call you back. Looks like my diversity meeting is about to start. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1547 I see your point about eye witness identification. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1548 Your casting call has been successful for the remake of Revenge of the Nerds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1549 We're trying to improve workplace diversity. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1550 There appears to be a glitch in the matrix sir. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1551 Looks like Joe fixed the 3D copier. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1552 Quick, send in the clones! Oh...don't bother. They're here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1553 Having found a plethora of Waldos, Wilma solicits further instructions. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1554 I SAID FORKS… I WANTED YOU TO SEND TWO DOZEN FORKS! NOT DORKS! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1555 Apparently Mr. Cosgrove didn't realize you were joking when you told him, "Be fruitful and multiply." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1556 The group from IBM has arrived. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1557 I said we need more toner, not more Tony. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1558 I guess this motivational seminar lacked that certain spark 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1559 I like the fifth one on the right the best. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1560 I guess we'll find out when they start taking their clothes off... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1561 Do you think we overdid the cloning of our CEO? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1562 You'll be glad to hear that Dress Like An Accountant Day was a big success. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1563 Looks like the photocopier's on the fritz again. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1564 Clowns! We ordered clowns. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1565 Looks like Frank jammed the 3-D printer again. 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1566 The copier is doing something weird again! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1567 What kind of flash mob are we doing again? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1568 Er, there was a misprint in the casting call. It says we're auditioning for The Night of the Walking Teds. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1569 Auditioners for the part of 'balding and disillusioned middle-aged man' are here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1570 HOLD ON; I THINK I SEE HIM 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1571 The Milquetoasts are here for their 2:00. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1572 The new guy just copied himself in the 3D printer and I don't know which one of him to fire! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1573 Hello, Hair Club for Men? Could you send over a menu? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1574 Carl, the sheeple are back 1.2097 0.07322 62 54 3 5
1575 I.T.? Yeah, the 3d printer is broken again 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1576 Ben, I'd get to that bathroom right now! A room full of Mr. Whipple look-alikes just let out. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1577 The cast for "Orphan Beige" is here. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1578 Copy on that. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1579 I think the mushrooms are finally kicking in. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1580 You misunderstood me. I called about a loan, not a clone! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1581 Great, I pioneer the technology, and now I have to invent a market for them? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1582 Could you describe him? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1583 Your shipment of a gross of Melvins just arrived. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1584 He's stuck in the 3-D printer and it won't shut off. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1585 Oh, same old same old. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1586 Security- get up here asap- Jenkins is cloning around again! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1587 The biotech company people are here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1588 We hit our target demographic a little too squarely. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1589 I think we may have been too specific in describing our ideal applicant. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1590 It's too early to say if they all have moustaches - does it matter? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1591 The copying machine is working fine. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1592 What were you saying about him being one in a million? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
1593 Yes, the meeting on the diversity initiative just ended. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1594 Of course we're committed to diversity in the workplace. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1595 It's not the best diversity seminar I've been to. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1596 Should I ask them to strip? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1597 No...I definitely said get CLOWNS for the office party. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1598 Actually I wanted a little more variety for the extras. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1599 Diversity seminar just ended. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1600 Yes, Virginia, it is true that all men are the same. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1601 Begun, the clone war has. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1602 This is Human Resources. We've narrowed it down. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1603 We said we wanted clowns not clones. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1604 Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1605 I said, 'clowns, not clones.' 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1606 Well, I really don't know. I clicked unsubscribe. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1607 Are you sure he'll be wearing a red tie? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1608 "Hello Xerox 3D?We have a replicating problem! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1609 Yes, quite a few applicants meet the job specifications. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1610 A Mr. Fungible to see you. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1611 I thought we ordered the Elvis impersonators. Who are these guys? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1612 I'm the one not wearing a tie. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1613 Sir? The Bobs are here. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
1614 Yes, I am at the singles mixer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
1615 I need some name tags asap! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
1616 But I told H.R., "NO bald white men with glasses or moustaches!" 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
1617 Uh, about that new 3-D copy machine... 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1618 The penis is ready to ejaculate - permission to release the sperm? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1619 Turns out that when he identified as They/Them/Theirs on his application, he wasn’t being gender-neutral... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1620 Tell Mr K., the Copier Support Team has just arrived. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1621 Sorry, I'm going to have to call you back... it looks like the copy machine is broken. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1622 Next run add a breast pocket and pocket protector. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1623 Fast - there's uncontrolled multiplication in Accounting! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1624 Yes Sir, we've begun the fire drill for the Accounting Division... 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1625 Facial recognition software is not going to help me. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1626 I think I know who's been playing with the 3D printer. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1627 Well, it looks contagious. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1628 The penguin documentary was a hit. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1629 Sir, when I said it would take a 100 'Carmichaels' to get this project completed on time, you did know I was being rhetorical, right? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1630 Debra, you were right. The new copier is a bit more powerful than our office can handle. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1631 The copying machine is broken again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1632 That's what I said. A flock of Herberts. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1633 I should have paid more attention when they went over the dress code. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1634 I'll see if I can find him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1635 Accounting is here for the diversity meeting. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1636 They all say they are Mr Smith and have an appointment. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1637 Send in the Clowns? I thought you said clones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1638 I have Waldo's photo. I'm almost positive I'll be able to spot him! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1639 "....the one with a mustache and striped tie...?? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1640 I said, 'Alec Baldwin,' not 'I like bald men.' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1641 I don't think we're gonna have enough clown costumes. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1642 "I distinctly asked for 'clowns,' not clones. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1643 Oh, "Copy that (, COMMA) boss." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1644 They say they used to be called Agent Smith, but it's been 18 years. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1645 Tell Central Casting they're all no good. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1646 The Charles de Gaulle Look-Alike contestants are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1647 You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1648 We need more diversity in the workplace. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1649 Uh, something's wrong with the copier. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1650 Which one?? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1651 So how many copy machines need repair? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1652 Every guy I meet is exactly the same. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1653 He says his name is Legion. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1654 I thought the auditions for Dr. Phil's "stand-in" were tomorrow ? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1655 No, I don't know whether it's called a pod of accountants or a parliament of accountants. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1656 Serving the same sandwiches shouldn't be an issue. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1657 No, I don't see anyone that matches your description 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1658 I think the company's diversity efforts just hit a snag." 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1659 Yes, Mr. Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1660 Yes Mam, your husband is looking over the sperm donor candidates now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1661 We're screening them now Mr. President. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1662 Mr. Rogers, there's seems to be a slight glitch in the new 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1663 Can't they just share a name tag? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1664 Call the I.T. guy.The 3D printer has run amok again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1665 Don't worry, I just found him. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1666 Can you please send some more name tags. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1667 I'll be with you later; I'm looking for someone unique. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1668 No, I'm sorry, there's no one here by that description. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1669 Does he have glasses and a mustache? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1670 Can you be more specific? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1671 ... and then one of them handed me a piece of paper that says, "winter is coming." 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1672 Thanks for calling, but our current stock of mid-age graduated white men has just been refurbished. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1673 I think we're having problems with the copier! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1674 You'll never guess who I just saw walking out of the Corporate Inovations meeting on the 25th floor . 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1675 OK, does he have a mustache? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1676 Yes! We can't shut off the 3D printer! Please send someone right away! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1677 It’s not bobcats. It’s just Bobs. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1678 I was just kidding when I said this company could use a million more accountants just like Steve. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1679 Gotta go, my diversity training participants just arrived. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1680 The Xerox repairmen are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1681 The conference on women's health just got out 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1682 Why was i not told of a middle management expansion? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1683 I thought you said this company was all about diversity. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1684 "I thought you said bring in the clones". 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1685 Weren’t they supposed to have hair? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1686 No, the work order said "clone the gene", not "clone Gene". 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1687 IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1688 I think we're going to need more name tags. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1689 This time our job posting was a little too specific. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1690 Bill, the cloning department wants to see you. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1691 Hi tech support, the copier is doing it again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1692 Bob who? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1693 You better believe it. We are losing our base and it's multiplying fast. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1694 Sir, your alibis have arrived. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1695 Yes, there was a huge turnout for the employee diversity training. 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1696 His resume says he's good at multitasking. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1697 We might need to rethink the photo directory. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1698 Everyone appears to be on the same page. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1699 I think I know where to downsize. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1700 You know that saying: "All men think alike?" 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1701 I'm here. What are you wearing? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1702 Dammit, Dr. Harris, I asked you to PHONE accounting. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1703 HR? We have a problem. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1704 I'll find your husband right away, Ma'am! What does he look like? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1705 'Maintenance? The copier's on the blink again.' 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1706 I think Phil got into the copy machine again. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1707 It's ok it's only the middle management zombie apocalypse 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1708 Nothing new, just more of the same. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1709 Actually, I need someone who can jam the copier. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1710 It's mox nix, really. But I'd say to go with the guy with the serious nose hair. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1711 The company meeting has concluded unanimously that increased diversity is a non-issue here. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1712 The spores have hatched. Open the buffet. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1713 Look, I'm doing the best I can, but referring to him as a "Master of Disguise" is a master understatement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1714 Yes, Mr Jeffries -- the corporate-branding seminar just let out. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1715 I wanted clowns not clones! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1716 I think the printer is stuck on copy again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1717 Groundhog Day 2: Ned Ryerson's Revenge 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1718 Sir, The Lemmings are here. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1719 That goal alignment pep talk really worked. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1720 Clones-R-Us. Can I help you? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1721 The 3D Printer is producing accountants again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1722 We've got a problem with Accounting's 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1723 Somebody pull the plug on that 3-D printer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1724 I told them to stick to adding, but the accountants are multiplying again. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1725 Unfortunately, Cloning the last man on Earth was successful. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1726 What is it with men? Same same same!!! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1727 Yes sir the IRS auditors are just arriving now and it doesn't look good. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1728 Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1729 Yes, which one do you want to talk to? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1730 Hello, Xerox? The klutz fell into the copier again. And we're running out of toner. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1731 IT says the 3D printer is jammed again. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1732 The candidates to replace that guy whose name I can't remember are here. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1733 They were supposed to be circumcised. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1734 The 3D printer's back online. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1735 Yes, all the candidates are qualified but we have a problem with the tie-breaker. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1736 The entire department is coming out of the closet and not just Herb. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1737 Is that the George Clooney Clone Company? Yes, I'd like a refund. My husband has just fallen into the machine... 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1738 I think our job ad for a redundancy manager may have been a mistake. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1739 Who let the clones out? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1740 Tell R&D the cloning is a success. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1741 Yes, I think I see him coming out of the conference room right now. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1742 Your uncle's Art collection arrived today. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1743 We may need to implement more measures against identity theft. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1744 That's the last time I leave him alone at Kinkos. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1745 Our 3-D printer is jammed again! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1746 They’re all stuck at the same place. And refuse to lead in any meaningful manner. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1747 Mr. Garvey, I think the job description might have been too specific. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1748 Lotta Howards up here. I'm going to need his security question? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1749 Can I have him call you back? He's in the men's room. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1750 I said send in the CLOWNS... not send in the clones! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1751 Gilda, check Room C again. None of them look like Elvis! 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1752 Help! Cartoonist out of control! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1753 Did you say that he was bald and had a mustache? I may need more. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1754 Good news. I'm np longer seeing double. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1755 We're repurposing these to make room for the 2018 models. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
1756 I think he just walked in 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1757 You can't miss him. He's balding, has a mustache and wears glasses. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1758 The diversity training backfired! 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1759 The new robots you ordered are here, but they look just like the old ones. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1760 The copier salesmen are here. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1761 Could you describe him? 1.2034 0.07560 59 52 2 5
1762 Rodgers is making copies of himself again off the company 3D printer. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1763 Where are their briefcases? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1764 Sir, remember Larry in engineering who said he was working on a new cologne? I think we misinterpreted that. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1765 Just inform them this is 2017. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1766 You need 12 Angry Men for your new movie, How about 12 mildly discontented men 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1767 They've filed a class action law suit against Apple for it's facial recognition security. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1768 Looks like they reached an agreement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1769 Actually, Jon, your casting call for SJ Perelman types worked much better than expected. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1770 The new 3D printer passed our Beta test with flying colors, but how do we shut it off? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1771 And they fired ME for redundancy? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1772 We have a problem in the copy room. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1773 Hello Tech Support, come quick-- Our accountant jammed up the new 3-D printer 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1774 I think there is a problem with the copier on the fourth floor. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1775 Random question: if it's a "pride of lions" and a "murder of crows," what do we call a bunch of Freds? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1776 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like this company just fosters groupthink 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1777 Can you be more specific? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1778 The meeting is breaking up and there appears to have been a good deal of agreement. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1779 Hello.Is this match .com? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1780 Maintenance, there's another problem in the copy room. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1781 The accountant convention has ended. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1782 'There's been an incident in the photocopying room.' 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1783 I believe Mr. Jeffries has commandeered the copier again. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1784 Call you back; the diversity conference just let out. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1785 I think I'm at the identity crisis center 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1786 Extras? Shouldn't be a problem. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1787 Apparently we left out the "r" in the publicity for our "Greek Festival". 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1788 Send up name tags. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1789 "Alright, who switched the 3-D printer to the clone setting"? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1790 What do you call a group of Stanleys? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1791 You'd better get up here. Accounting has gone viral. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1792 The repair guys for the glass ceiling are here. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1793 I ordered drones, not clones! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1794 Hi, this is Susan from accounting - I think we've been overbilled. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1795 Send in the clowns, not the clones! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1796 I think we should turn off facial recognition. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1797 It looks like the meeting ended and they're all in agreement. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1798 We ordered the ones with the bowler hats. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1799 Sorry, Waldo is not here right now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1800 The new IHuman8 just has been released 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1801 The Herbs are coming. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1802 I'm not kidding Frank, Jim from accounting is multiplying! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
1803 I think we can classify them as free-range accountants now. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1804 Tell me again. What is the identifying feature of Mr. Smith? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
1805 Yes, it's the panel on women's reproductive health. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
1806 We are going to need more cubicles. 1.2034 0.07163 59 51 4 4
1807 It was unanimous. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1808 I've got visual confirmation they drank the kool-aid 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
1809 Did you say the one with the bald head, mustache and blank stare? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1810 I know you're my agent, but are you sure I'm right for this role? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
1811 Perhaps the ad for the temp position was too precise. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1812 No, I haven't seen him yet. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1813 It looks as if the Oompah Loompahs all decided to become actuaries. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
1814 The new hires just arrived...I think our diversity program may be falling short. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
1815 Sir, I think I messed up the order for a temp 1.1964 0.07394 56 49 3 4
1816 Jack, the 3D printer is acting up again. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1817 HR, I just spoke to the boss. He says to build a wall. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1818 Casting for the Bachelor Tax Season is going to be more difficult than I thought... 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1819 Herbert has asexually reproduced, again. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1820 The cartoonist is stuck in a loop again. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1821 Yes, please, come quickly. We definitely have a middle management infestation. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
1822 Call the repairman for the 3-D printer. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
1823 Actually, it wasn't too hard to find Waldo. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1824 I thought you said diversity was our goal? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1825 All right! You can turn it off now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1826 HR, I think our job description is a little too precise. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1827 I believe I said, "Send in the Clowns!". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1828 Tinder? Customer service, please. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1829 I think Ed is having a problem with the new 3-D printer. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1830 It's Lewis from accounting. He's gone viral. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1831 This is not what single payer health care means! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1832 They all have the same name, too. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1833 The candidates for President Trump's Alt-Right Adviser have arrived. They all have Hitler mustaches and click their heels together when introduced. I can't tell them apart! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1834 I asked for clowns, not clones. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1835 The pink slip must be for me. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1836 Great minds do more than just 'think alike'. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1837 Waldo, we have a problem. The crowd creator is stuck on "Warren." 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1838 Curb your enthusiasm. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1839 Does Mr. Rubino have any distinguishing marks? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1840 I think you'd better check your Herb garden. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1841 I ordered archetypes, not stereotypes.... 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1842 He was just leaning against the 3-D printer... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1843 Uh, the copier is malfunctioning again! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1844 No, I said was interested in setting up a 401k account, not being set up with 401 okay accountants. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1845 Fred's copies are ready! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1846 It's a clear case of identity theft. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1847 The 3D copier works! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1848 What exactly was Professor Winkel working on in 3B? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1849 "I said phone my husband not Clone my husband"! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1850 Where is the mole exactly? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1851 I forget, is it a flock of geeks, or a gaggle? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1852 The case of the Mondays appears to be contagious. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1853 I'll be glad to let you speak with Mr. Hankins. Can you describe him for me one more time? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1854 Are you sure Waldo is one of them? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1855 They seem to be unaware that jackets are required for this event. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1856 That's right, the 3D printer is jammed. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1857 No, it was clowns that I wanted. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1858 Which one is Bob? Accountants all look the same to me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1859 The 3-D copier's in beta. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1860 The Men's Warehouse is having another sale. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1861 Could you please send up a variety of ties and hats? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1862 I believed you when you said he's all over the place. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1863 Greek God Male Escorts. How can we help you? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1864 Yes, I think I see someone who looks exactly like the person in the photo. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1865 Mel's been fiddling with the copier again. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1866 You want who, Wayne? What's he look like? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1867 Could you describe again the accountant you were looking for? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1868 I'm using the term 'mutiny' loosely. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1869 Who sent the e-mail about cake in the kitchen? 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1870 I think I found Waldo. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1871 Mom! I've found the man of my dreams! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1872 Mr. Jones is here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1873 I can't tell, they all have the same distinguishing features. 1.1930 0.07690 57 51 1 5
1874 ...it's easier if you just come over. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1875 Hello, Dolly? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1876 My boss said he would make his own copies. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1877 No, there's something REALLY wrong with the copier. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1878 I'm Ralphing 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1879 Yes, sir, I'm afraid he's at it again.... we all thought he'd learned his lesson after the brooms! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1880 I would like to report a glitch in our 3D printer. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1881 It looks like the copier's malfunctioned again. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1882 But sir, they ALL claim to be the real Slim Shady. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1883 Ms. Johnson, I think the copier is acting up again. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
1884 I told him to be careful with the new 3D printer 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1885 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1886 No, not one says he voted for him. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1887 I need another conference room, accounting has this one. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1888 They are asking for the sperm donor's REAL name. 50's cool guy isn't cutting it. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1889 Is this what you meant by male pattern baldness? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1890 I think someone forgot to turn off the copy machine again. 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
1891 I asked for the clown department, not the clone department. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1892 I'm sure I said "Send in the clowns". 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1893 The Dress for Success seminar seems to have lost their leader. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1894 Yes Mr. Hitchcock, the clones are ready to meet you on the set! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1895 Cloning is a success, but fashion sense is a failure. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1896 Maybe we should have had more than three questions on the application. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1897 I think our "Twelve Steps to Rugged Individualism" lecture is letting out a little early. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
1898 So, what does he look like? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
1899 Is this the Groucho Marx tryout? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
1900 I don't think individual interviews will be necessary. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1901 Because, like it or not, Harry is every man, Bev. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1902 Yes, the copier is broken again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1903 Balding and with a moustache? Yes, he's here. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1904 I found them. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1905 Copy that sir! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1906 Oh no...all of my exes. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1907 I thought you said the copier was broken? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1908 Hi, I'm calling about the new photocopier you installed the other day. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1909 And I will scream if I hear one more "Send in the Clones" joke. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1910 Apparently when I requested Mervyn the accountant I forgot to mention his last name. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1911 Looks like ALL the new hires will be a good fit. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1912 The copy machine's acting up again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1913 Help! There's an invasion of Grouchos. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1914 Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1915 I warned you, JP, that it would be a mistake to leave the design of the male sex doll to the engineers. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1916 Yes sir, Pete and Repeat, Pete and Repeat... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1917 We need to fix our diversity program. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1918 Well, the Come-as-You-Really-Are party just ended. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1919 Uh-oh. I don't think Frank is bringing clowns to the office party after all. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1920 The copier's acting up again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1921 I think that we may have a problem with the focus group. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1922 No, seriously, how do I get to the property tax department? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1923 Oh no! I asked them to send in the clowns, not clones! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1924 Gotta go. Bob's re-invented himself again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1925 HR has a new way to honor the Employee of the Month. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1926 Hi- It's the Doufus crowd again looking for a Trump rally! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1927 I think our recruitment algorithm needs more work 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1928 I think we need to call the copier guy again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1929 Are you sure this is the room where the meeting on conformity is ? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1930 Looks like we have a lot in common 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1931 IT? The copy machine's gone berserk again! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1932 Looks like the copier's on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1933 It appears the temp agency merged with Costco. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1934 What do you mean, you can't be more specific? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1935 The Time Machine worked, but so did that loop thing you were talking about. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1936 Why wasn't I included in the diversity and inclusion meeting? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1937 Yes, facilities ? It seems Herb's been messing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1938 Are we casting for lawyers today? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1939 You must have misunderstood. I said we needed a group of 'clowns' for the event. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1940 Apparently since the takeover there is no "middle" to manage. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1941 Looks like Katz has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1942 Hello, I.T.? The 3-D printer is stuck on the Fritz again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1943 We should have gone with a phone interview. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1944 Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1945 Karl has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1946 It's more of a multiple body disorder. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1947 You'd better get down here. They've all abandoned their cubicles. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1948 I only ordered one from the 3-D printer. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1949 You've gotta get down to the copy room, I think Timmy is stuck in the copier. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1950 Oops, we forgot the sex thing for the organizational man. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1951 You're right, I did say that the project would take 30 man hours, but... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1952 They want to meet women with similar interests 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1953 It's the ubiquitous Everyman 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1954 Looks like Ron from Accounting got the code to the 3D printer again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1955 Yes, I now understand mitosis. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1956 The copy machine is on the blink again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1957 No, so far it's just the Toms. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1958 I know profiling is morally incomprehensible , but are these all accountants? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1959 What if everyone wants to be Dr. Phil? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1960 But sir, we had to. Today is the start of the free-range accountants law. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1961 Our new diversity hiring program seems to have a glitch 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1962 [singing] "They think alike, they talk alike, At times they even look alike — All minds inter'twined ... This Cong'ressss - is one of a kind." 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1963 It's so hard to choose between these candidates. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1964 I thought immersion therapy would help me get over Warren, but this is excessive. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1965 let me call you right back, the diversity training class just let out. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1966 We need to ramp up our diversity efforts. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1967 Mr. Martin, your memo had a typo. They have sent in the clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1968 I think this year's business models are out. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1969 What is the accounting department doing up here? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1970 Sir, the duplicator is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1971 I don't think you're going to like this, but the test group for the iPhone facial recognition feature has arrived. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1972 Tech support? The copy machine in HR is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1973 Uh oh - looks like the 3D printer is on the fritz again! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1974 Did you place an order for scones or clones? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1975 No I said to send in the clowns. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1976 Our order says... Man, 40. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1977 Can I ask you about that computer cloning project? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1978 Looks like the copier in accounting is acting up again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1979 May I send in the clones? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1980 I thought at least one of them would get the tie length right! 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
1981 ...sounds like my company. The bosses are all the same. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1982 Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here for their interviews. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1983 Please tell HR I only need three accountants. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1984 Honey, this isn't what I expected when I said I wanted to see more of you at home. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1985 You'll never believe this..... The all forgot to bring banjos! 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1986 I think that the inconceivable has been proven to be conceivable. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1987 Rex, the 3D printer is acting up again. Yep. Stan again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1988 The purchase order reads No Mustaches. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1989 Yes, Mr. Bumstead, it seems as though the new style is catching on. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
1990 You said the meeting was about the herd effect ? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1991 The copier's gone fluey again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1992 Did Walter get his tie caught in the copier again? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1993 Remember when you told Stan to make himself some copies? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1994 Irma! PULL THE PLUG ON THE CLONE MACHINE 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
1995 Workplace diversity is right on target. Half of them identify as female. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1996 Looks like they didn't get the diversity memo. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1997 I think we should halt the production order on the face recognition app. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1998 They nailed my criteria on this dating app. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1999 Exactly what type of copier did we just install? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2000 I said, "Bring in the clowns," 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2001 You wouldn't believe the TED talk I just sat through... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2002 Quick, stop that sex doll machine. We got the age AND the sex wrong. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2003 We're going to have a problem with this lineup. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2004 Trust me, the Bachelorette is going to have a very difficult decision this season. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2005 Help! Our 3-D printer has run amok 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2006 "The Doppelganger brothers have all arrived". 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2007 We're going to need a lot of name tags. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2008 My day has just been RUINED! I tried to text 'Send in the clowns' - but Auto-correct turned my 'clonws' into 'clones'. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2009 My feet are killing me in these heels. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2010 Yelling 'Harry?' isn't going to help. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2011 Gayle, it's me. Curtis took the 3D printer into the men's bathroom again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2012 No, no, I said "clowns!" 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2013 How many did you order? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2014 Let HR know that the glass ceiling is up and running again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2015 I said an everyman, not every man! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2016 No. Just a bunch of clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2017 What's that, sir, just pick one? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2018 The Goofy Fuzzy Nose Glasses models are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2019 I think the 3D printer works a little too well. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2020 The copier is busted again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2021 Jim, your one o'clock is here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2022 Facial recognition ID is a no go. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2023 Goodness! All of you need to go back and get your name tags. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2024 Janice, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2025 No, no, I said send in the clowns 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2026 Hello, Human Resources: We need some diversity. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2027 There's not a whole lot of originality here. All the applicants look like your Facebook photo. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2028 I knew putting Wally in the basement with the 3-D printer was a bad idea. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2029 Looks like everyone is making fun of Bob again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2030 I guess I would say they all have an identical amount of individuality. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2031 The Wellman brothers are here. Do we have enough chairs? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2032 I'd say they were very much in agreement 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2033 Please send up a techie, the copy machine is stuck again. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2034 The meeting's over and everyone's in agreement. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2035 The healthcare debate just wrapped up and I think they are headed over to hooters for happy hour. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2036 'Do penguins wear suits and have mustaches?" 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2037 So far, it's a typical software conference" 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2038 They won't go far. We have their cell phones. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2039 Besides being a one of a kind kisser, what else sets him apart? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2040 The diversity program isn't working. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2041 I think our job ad was a bit too specific. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2042 No, concerns we're creating a superrace are completely unfounded. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2043 I've got a lot of bald guys coming in humming 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice.' What do I do? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2044 I think your help wanted ad was too specific. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2045 IT, can you check the photocopier? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2046 Help! Our copy machine is going haywire. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2047 We're going to need more diversity training. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2048 The diversity meeting just let out. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2049 I think the 3D printer is definitely broken! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2050 Mr. Popper, I believe the results of your cloning experiment are available. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2051 Actually, he said relegate, not replicate! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2052 Do you mind describing his tie again? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2053 He seems to be everywhere at once. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2054 Hello, IT? I'd like to talk to you about the recent software update on our 3d printer. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2055 I need one more distinguishing feature, sir. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2056 I think we just found out who left the cloning machine on last night. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2057 I think there's a problem in the copy room. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2058 I told the cloning guys "Rabbits", not "Roberts"! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2059 We're having some trouble with the new copy machine. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2060 Trust me, Marge, you want to stop your boss from making his own copies. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2061 I think the gene sequence copier is stuck in the 'on' position. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2062 I think we should have added another criteria. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2063 No, I said to schedule a meeting of the "gauchos." 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2064 That's right - 200 egg salad on rye 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2065 the copier is stuck on multi-print again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2066 The Groucho Convention's in shock--their glasses have no eyebrows. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2067 I have a question about facial-recognition software. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2068 Our order was actually for only two clones. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2069 There seems to be a malfunction in the 3D printer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2070 Remember that 3D printer you got for cheap on that 'Wish' app?... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2071 Better call IT. The copy machine is acting up again. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2072 Irma? Looks like Fred has discovered the new 3-D printer. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2073 Human resources ? Yea, I'd like to speak with that new diversity co-ordinator IMMEDIATELY ! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2074 Yes Sir, the minority applicants have arrived. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2075 It's all about the right cultural fit. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2076 I think we need to widen our new employee search criteria. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2077 No complaints about the technology, but I can't even guess about the market for these. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2078 I know it's not politically correct, but they all look a like. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2079 Yes sir. The candidates for the CPA position are waiting for the interviews. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2080 Looks like Murray's had his identity stolen again. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2081 Norm, your diversity class has arrived. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2082 I may have duplicated your 3:00 appointment. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2083 Mr. smith, the accountant clones have become self-aware. Eqch seems to be demanding his own stapler. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2084 Looks like someone left the cage door to accounting open again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2085 We're gonna have a problem with the iphone X. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2086 Hello Tech Support... 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2087 "No...pretty sure it's not just a paper jam.'' 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2088 I think the copy machine is broken. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2089 You wanted standardization. You got standardization. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2090 Did somebody order up a new batch of accountants? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2091 I guess I do have a type. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2092 Jensen's been playing with the 3-D copier again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2093 Please let me clarify. The building is not experiencing a cyclone event. We are have clones, all named Sly, looking for their event. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2094 I have to go. My class on diversity is about to start. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2095 So we left the tax forms sitting out over the weekend? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2096 The clones answer to the same name too. Now what? 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2097 Honestly, I don't think we needed to do any experiment to prove Bill was replaceable. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2098 Fourteen of the Watson quindecaplets are here looking for Harvey again. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2099 Looks like the meeting of the diversity committee is finally breaking up. 1.1852 0.07511 54 48 2 4
2100 Send tech asap...Fenwick jammed himself in the 3D printer again! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
2101 The applicants for the accounting clerk position are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2102 I'm waiting for him now. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2103 The copying machine is broken again. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2104 Who let the clones out? Who? Who? Who? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2105 I found a flaw in our face ID system 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2106 They just started coming out of the copier! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2107 I said I wanted scones for the meeting, not clones! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2108 The 'Chrome Dome' cloned drones are here. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2109 I believe there is a misunderstanding. They sent in the clones. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2110 Sir, I think Hanson completed the 3D printer upgrade. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2111 No, I ordered 25 CLOWNS, not 25 clones. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2112 Yes, the auditors are here. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2113 I ordered bird drones, not nerd clones. 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
2114 Can you be a little more descriptive? 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
2115 No, I ordered 100 CPUs. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
2116 The accountants have been released, tax season must be over. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
2117 Apparently, John Doe is not an unknown person. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2118 Who let the nerds out? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2119 I think our biggest problem will be diversity. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2120 This casting call is going to get worse before it gets better. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2121 Get those jokers with the 3D printer to shut it off!! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2122 ...and send name tags, lots and lots of name tags 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2123 Follow whose nose? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2124 I said clowns, Stephen. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2125 Hello Equifax? I think we have a case of identity theft... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2126 Your Honor, the jury seems to have come to a consensus. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2127 Maintenance - we seem to be having a problem with our copy machine. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2128 This casting call is going to be VERY difficult ! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2129 The copy machine is acting weird today... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2130 The applicants for your leadership class are here, Sir. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2131 Call HR. Tell them we need to revisit our diversity policy. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2132 Have you got anyone that looks like Harpo? 1.1818 0.07381 55 49 2 4
2133 I don't think the diversity hiring event went as we expected. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2134 We have another 100 or so to interview for Trump's advisory panel 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2135 The third-floor copier is stuck on again. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2136 Yes, the Academy members have completed the balloting process and the meeting has adjourned, sir. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2137 A geneticist's 'dream come true moment', is on display! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2138 OMG no, I said 'phone him to come over, not clone him to come over.' 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2139 Do you know anything about a cubicle convention? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
2140 Mr. President. The Cabinet members are here to see you. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2141 I suddenly feel an overwhelming sense of boredom. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2142 Corporate executives—if you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2143 What do you mean "bring in the balding guy with mustache and glasses for the next interview?" 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
2144 Hello Strippers Inc? Yes, I want my money back! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
2145 What pronouns do they use? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
2146 It's not that the copier is broken, necessarily. It's just working... differently. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2147 Clowns, not clones! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
2148 What type of incubator did you say this was? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
2149 Honestly, we couldn’t have cloned someone else? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2150 "They called and said there was an accident today at the Human Genome Institute today. Hold on...Oh thank god, Bill is just getting home from wor...OH MY GOD!!! 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2151 The Diversity Committee is disbanding. They’ve achieved their goal of Zero Tolerance. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2152 I'll have to get back to you Rita, looks like the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2153 The are what you eat guys are back. 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
2154 ...and just as the professor found his momentum in the physics lecture he became uncertain about his position. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
2155 The diversity training meeting is over. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2156 Yes, our employee's diversity training just let out. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2157 Hello, Dolly? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2158 Connect me with our chief diversity officer... ASAP. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2159 Know anyone who needs two hundred identical accountants? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2160 Harold's been messing with the 3D printer again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2161 The 3D printer you're missing? I think it landed in human resources 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2162 The casting call for "disturbed loner" got a great response. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2163 Yes, I already tried turning the new copy machine in accounting off and on again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2164 Uh, something's wrong with the copier. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2165 Here comes the sunshine boys. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2166 I can't be sure; however, there seems to be something seriously wrong with the photocopier again. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2167 I'm standing outside the 3D printer room. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2168 The 3D printer got stuck on "auto" again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2169 But Clarice, they're all Mr.Right. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2170 You remember when you said to try unplugging the duplicating machine, and then plug it in again? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2171 Quick, buy the stock! The cloning experiment worked! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2172 The clones are here. Looks like the genetic material came from accounting again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2173 This is Jane. I'm in the copy room. I think the 3-D printer is caught in a loop again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2174 Shirley, when you have a moment, could you run down and unplug the 3D printer? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2175 I requested George Clooney, not my ex-husband Murray. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2176 Yea, he just got here. But... Are you sure that was an aspirin you gave me earlier? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2177 Can we please close the casting call for the middle-aged accountant role? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2178 "Yeah...uh, Karen? None of them look their online picture. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2179 I think we are going to have to tighten our policy on misuse of the 3-D printer. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2180 I'm pretty sure the cloning experiment was successful... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2181 At least, you could have had him look like George Clooney. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2182 Send in the clones. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2183 I think we have the extras for the Everyman movie. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2184 Could you describe Leonard one more time? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2185 You wanted me to make how many copies? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2186 Alert HR, Randy in IT has gone viral. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2187 I ordered three Neds, not 300. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2188 Hi Tom - I'll have to call you back. Someone let all the Goldman guys out. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2189 I don't think I'm going to get this job. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2190 We're having a Level 4 nerd alert up here. Send help 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2191 How many empty suits did you order? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2192 I don't know. Accountants all look alike to me. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2193 This stem cell cloning project was not supposed to include a mustache 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2194 Easy to spot! They're all bald with glasses and a striped tie! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2195 The uniforms here leave something to be desired. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2196 Security? I think we've got a problem with our facial recognition system! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2197 HR says we may have violated diversity guidelines. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2198 We've run out of the Groucho glasses, so we'll need to break out the Harpo wigs if any more show up. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2199 It's like those men in The Matrix, only different. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2200 It was '100 creepy clowns' - not '100 geeky clones.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2201 Not clones. I said 'Send in the clowns'. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2202 You can turn off the 3D printer now. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2203 They were the closest thing to sheep we could find. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2204 Quick, turn off the assembly line! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2205 No, no! Just bring vanilla. They just voted. They all want the same flavor of ice cream. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2206 We can now announce success in our program to reverse diversity. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2207 I thought you said it was a CLOWN convention. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2208 Hey! Just a heads-up; they really do all look alike. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2209 Yeah, I'd say there was a problem, someone left the cloning machine on "dork." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2210 The actuaries are here, sir. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2211 Yes, the Geek Squad Annual Retreat is about to begin. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2212 Remember how you send it was hard to tell those resumes apart? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2213 Yes, sir, the Martins have landed. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2214 I'm not sure that this single's mixer will go well. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2215 We need more chairs for the identity theft claimants. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2216 It's complicated but, yes, he IS coming out the men's room. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2217 I don't know Jane. Just hire the best looking one! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2218 I"m going to need more to go on than just "average looking".... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2219 You were supposed to "Send in the clowns!" 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2220 How would I know if it's Tom, Dick or Harry? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2221 Jim call IT, the copy machine is malfunctioning again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2222 That's right! I said exponential. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2223 Yes sir,you have reached the gene research department. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2224 No they're all wrong, we need someone more average-looking. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2225 It's out of control down here. I need another woman pronto. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2226 I may need to do remedial diversity training. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2227 Right, that's what it says here: bald, white guy with a mustache and glasses. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2228 Eenie, meanie, minie, mo... 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2229 Sir, the copier is on the fritz. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2230 On the bright side, the copier isn't jammed anymore 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2231 The 3-D printer has been hacked by Bob in accounting. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2232 I appreciate your dilemma, Benton, but from where I stand, it all looks the same to me. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2233 Well, sir, it turns out there are a lot of Bobs in accounting. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2234 It looks like saddle shoes are making a comeback! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2235 Don't ask; just bring the cute guy down from accounting. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2236 ... No, I ordered fifty BOXES of brads. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2237 The job posting may have been too specific. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2238 Darn it, the copy machine is jammed again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2239 The 'Clone-O-Matic' is malfunctioning again! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2240 The Xerox board meeting just let out. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2241 Where's Baldo? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2242 Looks like the diversity meeting is wrapping up just now. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2243 One of these things is not like the other.... 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2244 If that truck of pocket-protectors doesn't get here soon, there's going to be trouble. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2245 I think Frank pushed the wrong button on the copy machine again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2246 I'm meeting with him now, but you're going to have to be more descriptive... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2247 I'm sorry, there are no Toms or Harrys here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2248 I'm going to need you to be more specific than brown hair with glasses... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2249 Either the meeting's adjourned or something supernatural just happened. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2250 Hang on -- I'm not sure he's come in yet. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2251 Please tell me again what he looks like. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2252 Accountant zombies?! They look harmless. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2253 No, I ordered them with hair. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2254 Sir, I think its the start of the Accountant-Apocalypse!! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2255 The 3D printing trial run of 100 middle school math teachers was a success! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2256 I'm sorry I don't know where Waldo is. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2257 Is this the service department? Our 3-d printer is malfunctioning! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2258 I told you not to feed him after sundown. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2259 ' "Tell me again what was in that drink you gave me at lunch." 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2260 I take it at face value when they say they all agree. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2261 Diversity again. This time, they're team building. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2262 Someone left the 3D printer on. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2263 I said I needed phones , not clones . 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2264 Your 9:30 with Xerox is here. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2265 Yes, I know I said send me your bills. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2266 The Cloning Conference just broke for lunch. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2267 I'm with the nose, glasses and moustache men. Is this the genome or the genre conference? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2268 I'm not ready to reveal my choice however, interviewing these contestants has been the most unique experience of my professional life 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2269 I think I just broke through the looking-glass ceiling. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2270 I told you to send in the clowns! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2271 Who do you want to talk to? The one with mustache or the one with a stripe tie? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2272 You can cancel the DJ. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2273 The 3-D printer was just supposed to print those funny little nose-eyeglass-mustache thingies.........right? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2274 Yes sir, the cloning project appears to have been successful. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2275 I think I see you now. Glasses and mustache, right? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2276 Can you come up and fix the copier NOW? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2277 Everyone but the CEO believes our hiring policy is too restrictive. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2278 Security, I found the leak in Bernie World. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2279 AI Department? I think we found them. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2280 You can't miss me," he said. "I'm the buy with the glasses, the big nose and the little mustache. Oh, and I'm wearing a striped tie. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2281 Can you bring down that box of 'I'm Special' badges? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2282 Sorry, Mrs. Granger, it looks like the copy machine is acting up again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2283 He looks just like the average Joe 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2284 I swiped right and then all of the icons began to shake. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2285 Waldo's dad is here. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2286 Oh no, now I have a million copies of my boss! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2287 The Xerox has gone rogue again. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2288 Dr. Heinsman, you may want to cut you lunch short and get back to the lab." 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2289 Security, someone left the lab door open again, and the Bobs are out. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2290 Sir, the silent majority has arrived! 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2291 We have 1000 Groucho clones. Can you send us 1000 identical ducks? 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2292 I think you might be a victim of identity theft. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2293 This jury has found the defendant Not Guilty of profiling. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2294 His resume did say he was a multitasker. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2295 Doris? The copier is on the fritz again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2296 I said "clowns" not "clones", I have a cold. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2297 Balding, hefty, glasses, mustache and striped tie you say. Could you be more specific? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2298 Hey Sam, have you got the Xerox repairman's phone number? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2299 They still can’t agree on a verdict, Your Honor 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2300 You won’t believe this, but one of the conference attendees looks exactly like Uncle Fred. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2301 I think the Clone Anonymous Meeting is breaking for lunch now. I assume they're all having the same thing to eat. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2302 No, I said "book the room and fill in the auditors' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2303 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.1731 0.07631 52 47 1 4
2304 One of them is bound to be able to unlock his phone. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2305 Let me check. What does he look like? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2306 They're looking for the poll site to vote Republican. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2307 Diversity program? Why in heaven's name would we need a diversity program? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2308 Yes, but they all claim they are Rick Deckard. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2309 The participants in the hair restoration study have arrived. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2310 I'm not surprised about the layoffs either. Even before the merger our department was always redundant. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2311 It looks like we've established a viable breeding population. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2312 How many incognitos do we need? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2313 I believe we have a winner... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2314 The conservative caucus is taking a break. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2315 Phew-my mistake! The George Clooney look-alikes are on the FIFTH floor... 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2316 Dangit, someone took the door off the supply closet. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2317 Who said we should dispense with name tags? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2318 Do I have to have a standing desk? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2319 When I said I needed 20 more employees like Larry, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2320 I don't have the Serial Number for The Cloning Machine... What do I do now? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2321 I think Amazon made a mistake. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2322 It looks like another successful HR seminar just ended. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2323 I have no idea who these strange men are, but one of them looks just like my husband. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2324 But Sir, they ALL look like Kevin from The Office. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2325 Looks like we have another case of identity theft. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2326 I asked the agency to find me someone just like Phil... of course, I was referring to his qualifications and work history. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2327 Chief, I finished the expansion project. What next? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2328 He's standing right in front of me. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2329 The 3D printer's on the blink again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2330 The copy machine is running amok! 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2331 The Stepford Schmucks have arrived. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2332 I said phone, not clone. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2333 Yes, the "How to Manage Diversity in the Office" Workshop was a complete success. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2334 Do you happen to know the last four digits of his Social Security Number? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2335 Central Casting? Your computer has a virus! 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2336 Oh, same old same old. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2337 No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2338 Human Resources? Are clones a protected class? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2339 I ordered sale drones not male clones. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2340 Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2341 We'll need to reschedule, the Accountants are migrating again. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2342 Success with the male, how'd it got with the female? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2343 Cancel that. Looks like Terry got the copier working. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2344 ...I think it's by John Kabat Zinn - 'Wherever You Go There You Are', in Spirituality or something. Can you send it over asap? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2345 Remember when I said the copy machine problem couldn't get any worse? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2346 The internet must be down again. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2347 Not MATCHES.COM!!! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2348 The candidates for the police lineup are here. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2349 I'm afraid EEO is going to go ballistic. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2350 Remember when you said you wish you had 50 Carls? 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2351 Sir, the 3-D printer is out of hair. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
2352 No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2353 Mr. Kaplan. Your 9:00 AM through 5:00 PM are here. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2354 The casting call was for clowns not clones... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2355 It seems to be a conformist corporate culture 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2356 "This is why we need diversity in the work place". 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2357 If we keep one, and fire the rest, we won't lose a thing. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2358 It gets even better---they all respond to the same name. 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
2359 Cupertino, we may have some, um, unresolved issues with the facial recognition readiness on the X. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2360 Yes, he's here. No. I haven't seen him yet. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2361 No, I'm quite sure you said the bank manager's LOANS. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
2362 What did you say he would look like? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2363 I said "I needed 100 copies of THE bill." 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
2364 What color shirt is he wearing? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
2365 Jones, Jones, Jones and Jones et al., how may I help you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
2366 Can you find someone to push 'Stop' on the 3-D printer? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2367 A lot. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2368 I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the new cloning machine is working perfectly! The bad news is that Herb from accounting stumbled in by accident. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2369 We need more diversity in this office. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2370 We might need to re-think the facial identity security system. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2371 Xerox, we have a problem. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2372 That is NOT what I ordered! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2373 Even HR can't say this isn't their problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2374 You misheard me. I said, "Send up the clowns!" 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2375 I’m not sure that telling Mr. Overby you wished you had a hundred more just like him was the right thing to say… 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2376 You wanted Frank in accounting? There's more than one. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2377 Sheldon, why are all the sales staff wearing the same ties? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2378 I've located every Tom, now we just need to locate every Dick and Harry 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2379 Jerry, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a one in a million, after all. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2380 I'm having a little trouble finding Waldo. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2381 Who ordered the passel of Poindexters? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2382 Alright, I found the copy room. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2383 I have to call you back, my 'Disheartened Nonuplets #2' audition just walked in the door. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2384 The copier is back online. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2385 Better hide the mirrors--the clones are taking a break. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2386 "I'm sorry, we are starting to run out of middle aged businessmen". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2387 He says that he meant to clone the mouse. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2388 Could I speak to the Sorcerer, please? This is his apprentice. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2389 We have to stop buying our ties from China. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2390 The diversity committee just broke. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2391 You better come down here. The copy machine is doing that thing again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2392 I'll see if I can find him for you. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2393 He's just leaving the meeting room as we speak. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2394 When I said, "make copies," I meant of the report. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2395 I just *know* it's a family reunion. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2396 But I thought the Hitler 'stache convention was set NEXT week! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2397 I can't even enter the printer room right now because Joe and his big ego learned how to use the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2398 I need to speak to the diversity coordinator immediately. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2399 This is casting; we'll need a super longshot on the battle scene. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2400 "H.R. Department, we may have a glitch in our diversity profiling plan"! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2401 Has anyone graduated with honors from an elite university? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2402 I think we'd better cancel the genome project. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2403 I guess the cloning experiment worked. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2404 They claim to be freelancers in search of the gig economy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2405 Yes, there are hundreds of them. And, apparently, they're all named 'Sam Nussbaum'. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2406 Please strangle whoever is singing "Send in the Clones". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2407 I've got to hang up-they are cloning again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2408 I need more than "the one with the mustache." 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2409 Josh? I really need that door installed. Now? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2410 Are you sure this is the Committee for Workplace Diversity? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2411 Hello, 911? It's raining men! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2412 The apocalypse has started. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2413 The human resources 3D printer needs urgent repair. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2414 What else should I check beside their uniform and posture? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2415 I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2416 I've narrowed it down to four or five candidates from a diverse applicant pool. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2417 Does he have any distinguishing marks? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2418 please don't take this the wrong way, but to be honest, they all look the same to me 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2419 Someone tell that smart ass down in the 3-D printing room that one Harold in this department is more than enough! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2420 Ma'am, the grossly unqualified mindless employees you order are demanding birthday cake. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2421 It’s the penalty for Worst Stock Pick of the Month. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2422 I hope my husband's not in there. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2423 I think the copy editors are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2424 You want me to find Porter - the bald one with a mustache? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2425 Did you say he has a mustache, glasses and is balding on top? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2426 The Smith brothers are hear for their 10:30. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2427 Your algo lacks rhythm. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2428 I said "call Dorfman", not "calling all Dorfmans". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2429 Serious problem with the copier. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2430 Security? We need a culling. Sixth floor. Stat! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2431 Sir, I believe we have the problem of the one and the many. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2432 Mayday, mayday! Someone called in an office drone strike! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2433 How about "larger animals"? Do you handle larger animals? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2434 How come I'm the only one wearing a gray flannel suit? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2435 The 3D printer is jammed again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2436 Remember how you said I shouldn't get him wet? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2437 Your casting agent is a little bit TOO good. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2438 The job posting was supposed to say office drone, not clone. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2439 Looks like Stanley fixed the copier. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2440 No, no, no, no--it was supposed to be 'Send in the CLOWNS,' not the CLONES. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2441 I think it's a protest of some sort. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2442 Mr. Waterhouse, your new accounting robots are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2443 The copy machine is doing that thing again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2444 We were expecting 'a' Mr. John Smith. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2445 Harry's at it again. He's taking selfies on the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2446 I'm having second thoughts about our recruiting strategy. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2447 Yes, I will direct them all to the Joe Dator cartoon. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2448 Is it just me, or has casting gotten a little too specific? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2449 I asked you to get us 100 new ACCOUNTS 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2450 Turn off the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2451 Why do I think that the copier's jammed again? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2452 3-D printer repair? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2453 You ordered how many clones? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2454 The ad was supposed to say "bold" and stand "out" in a crowd. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2455 Miracle of transduplucation my ass. This is Ed Blechley we're talking about here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2456 I don't know how we will ever replace Johnson. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2457 Deborah, you know how you never date ...single... guys? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2458 He's been cloned. How many do you want? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2459 Sorry sir, I thought you said, "Send in the clowns." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2460 I need Security to Herman Resources. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2461 So much for the iPhone's facial recognition. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2462 The diversity initiative isn't working. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2463 Fred's 2 through 50 are looking for Fred 1. Anyone know the whereabouts of Fred 1? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2464 He must have hit blind carbon copy. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2465 The staff room copier is on the fritz again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2466 Hello, IT Department? The copier is malfunctioning again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2467 I have the toupee models in holding. Should I send them to hair & makeup? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2468 I think the job candidates' requirements you posted were too specific. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2469 Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2470 Looks like the copier is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2471 The accountants just went on strike for more fun. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2472 Quick question. Has Bosses week rolled around again! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2473 Jackie, I think they've discovered male privilege again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2474 I'm sending in the clones. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2475 The CPA Convention is on a break. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2476 I think I'm going to need more than bald with glasses and a moustache. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2477 You'll have work out the bugs in the SexBot before Valentine's Day. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2478 I'm looking for his replacement now. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2479 The copy machine is jammed again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2480 Uh oh, I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2481 Uh-oh, you were supposed to look for clowns! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2482 Got it. I'll find him. You say He looks like Dr. Phil with glasses? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2483 Ok, let's put our facial recognition technology to the test. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2484 I think the 3D printer has a glitch. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2485 I ordered herbs not Herbs. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2486 Mr. Ross has gotten himself stuck in the 3D printer again; may I help you? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2487 Oh my god, Thelma! You know that new, advanced 3-D copier we got last week. . . ? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2488 Well, what does he look like? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2489 I think there is something wrong with the copier. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2490 We have a problem in the cloning lab. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2491 But I asked for an accounting school not a school of accountants. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2492 Either this is just a coincidence or they all share the same sperm donor. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2493 Detective, the volunteers you advertised for to participate in lineups are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2494 I think we have a problem with the Xerox.. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2495 You said hire the one with the mustache? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2496 So you're telling me this is what Brad Pitt looked like before all the work? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2497 ...but, they're all answering to the Bob Smith page. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2498 The sperm donors are here wondering why nobody is buying their specimens. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2499 Remember when you told Bill from accounting you wished you had a hundred men like him? He seems to have taken you literally. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2500 Hi, I'm calling about the new copy machine. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2501 I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer on the 4th floor. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2502 HR? The board meeting just adjourned, and they're asking about our diversity efforts. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2503 Someone left the 3D printer on all night. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2504 Police? I think I know how that serial killer has got away with it for so long. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2505 Can you send someone up to shut off the 3-D printer? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2506 You must have misunderstood when I asked for an accounting of our bills. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2507 I said *drone* delivery, not *clone* delivery. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2508 Diversity? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2509 Hello Diversity. You're algorithm is stuck on Bernard. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2510 I think the copy machine is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2511 Mr. Bigelow? Thomas Crowne is here for his interview. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2512 Have you been watching 'Fantasia' again? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2513 The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2514 Maybe the job description in the ad was too specific 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2515 Kevin from accounting found the Xerox again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2516 Somebody should turn off the 3-D copier. And soon. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2517 Casting call for everyman is now beginning. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2518 I did not tell you to send in the clones! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2519 They were all very close, but Walter Mitty is just not an easy part to cast. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2520 Ok, we're sending in the clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2521 Hello tech support, we are having serious problems with the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2522 The Freds have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2523 So your saying Waldo wears a hat. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2524 They all say they're here for a Lego set... 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2525 Tech support, please. There seems to be a problem with the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2526 I think the copy machine is broken again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2527 Yes Ms. Smith ... all your husbands emotions are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2528 The accounting department is multiplying again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2529 The candidates for individual thinker of the year have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2530 > Trust me Frankie, it's my job; they mean nothing to me 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2531 The cloning machine is out of control. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2532 Well, I just pointed my wand and commanded 'imitantur'! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2533 Hello Xerox, our copier is on the blink again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2534 No, sorry, we don't have anyone here by the name of Waldo. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2535 IT? The copier is acting up again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2536 Your four-thirty is here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2537 WHERE AM I? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2538 Listen, Ma, I gotta go. The guys for the role of forgettable, middle-aged male are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2539 We seem to have had a malfunction with the 3-D copy machine. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2540 I think I must have clicked "enter" more than once. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2541 They're heeeere! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2542 "They are ready for their closeups, Mr. DeMille". 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2543 Shut down the copier NOW! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2544 The cloning committee is on break right now. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2545 I had higher hopes when we moved on from cloning sheep. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2546 Look, I'm sure they're perfectly good clones, but the fact remains that our order specified three dozen of the 'Brad Pitt.' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2547 The Lemmings are here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2548 "Melman" with one "n" or two? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2549 Only about five so far, but the rest are going to figure it out soon. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2550 It's the 3-D copier again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2551 the replacements are here 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2552 "Hi Mary, he's on his way. You can't miss him. Glasses, mustache, balding. His name is Waldo". 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2553 The order was for 100 drones, not clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2554 Quick, send up a dozen boxes of cigars. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2555 Hello, doctor? That same dream has begun again...and again and again... 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2556 I know we weren't supposed to use the 3-D printer without permission, but Johnson from accounting is really productive and the shareholders have been clamoring for increased efficiency. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2557 So many good looking men -- so little time. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2558 How many should we implant? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2559 Little boxes made of ticky tacky. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2560 Quick--someone got tangled up inside the 3D printer! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2561 Who was in charge of recruiting? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2562 Security? Someone cross wired the 3-D printer and the copy machine. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2563 DRONE program... I said we needed to step up the pace on our DRONE program. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2564 They say they're from some doppelganger society. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2565 Tell Mr. Smith that the dummies have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2566 Technical Support? Hi. I can't get my 3D printer to turn off. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2567 Another day at the office 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2568 Better send someone down here. The back office is swarming earlier than usual this year. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2569 I asked you to send over a Clown not Clones. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2570 You were right, President Trump, the bureaucracy is out of control! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2571 Uh-oh--I think Don needs some help with the 3D printer. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2572 Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2573 You expect me to sell them ALL? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2574 Well, if anything changes, I'll let you know... 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2575 That was "send in the CLOWNS"! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2576 I forgot it's Mel Cooley look-alike day. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2577 I think you misunderstood me; I said send in the clowns 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2578 My dating app is stuck on like again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2579 We did not get what we ordered. We purchased 50 new smartphones, not smart clones. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2580 Look, just tell me again what floor the loan department is on? I seem to have gotten off at the clone department! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2581 That's right, these interviewees remind of my childhood on the farm. All I need is some chicken feed. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2582 Our 3-D printer is running amok. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2583 He's been using the 3 D printer again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2584 We've got a diverse pool of applicants this year. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2585 Lassie, we need some help here. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2586 Norman has been putting his body parts in the 3D Printer again. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2587 Lenny didn't expect his lampshade moustache would be such a hit with the rest of the start-up. However by Wednesday it seemed to prove unique enough the hipsters in the agency followed suit. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2588 My goodness! The 3-D printer is stuck again. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2589 No sir. I'll ring you when the other forty-eight shades arrive. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2590 No, they're not attacking anything. They're accountant clones looking for some numbers to crunch. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2591 Mr. Farbes, the lookalike finalists are arriving. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2592 Charles forgot to reset the 3-D printer again 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2593 Hello, 3D copier service? We have a problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2594 Mr. Beasley, I think your ad for a new accountant was too specific. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2595 Got it, sir! The one with the blue shirt! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2596 Which one's Mr. Smith? They all look alike to me. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2597 Get up here, quick! That new copier has gone into CRISPR mode and now there are too many Farquahars. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2598 It looks like the H.R. scheme to right-size and diversify has backfired! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2599 i found the "men's room". 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2600 Send tech help to the 3D printer room. This is worse than the time it made 20 hipsters. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2601 Boss, the guys to fix the photocopy machine are here. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2602 I found the problem - we've got Finkelmans. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2603 I'll see if he's here. Can you describe him? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2604 The Boys from Brazil are middle-aged. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2605 This is not the white-collar focus group I requested. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2606 Just got out of the Gender Equality in Tech convention. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2607 Hold on, a ton of entitlement just showed up. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2608 The human 3D molding machine has run amok! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2609 Did you forget to shutoff the 3D printer again? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2610 You said he is the one with the stripped tie. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2611 Get the name tags down here QUICK! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2612 Our diversity initiative is going to be more difficult to implement than previously thought. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2613 Neo, Agent Smith is looking for you. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2614 Someone left the 3D printer on. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2615 You said individual downsizing but they're all cut from the same cloth. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2616 Levittown? We have a problem. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2617 I'm told two of them are twins. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2618 03/10/2215: "Hi. Clonemaster Tech Support? My boss hit 'reply all' on the Clonemaster, again." 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2619 Sixty. I said Sixty. Six. Zero. All gray. All 52 long. Got that? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2620 Sir, the lemmings have arrived. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2621 The new IPhone has met it's match at the copier salesmen convention 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2622 I should have taken the blue pill. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2623 You know that secret R&D project...? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2624 Our diversity program isn't quite ready for launching. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2625 Yes, Mr. Everyman is here. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2626 Sorry to bother you at home, sir, but the Bobs got out. 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
2627 Copy machine's gone crazy again, Ed from Accounting's been trying to fix it, but we'll need a real repairman...but first send up that enthusiastic new intern that works nights and weekends. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2628 "It's true what they say: "They do all look alike!"' 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2629 3-D printer repair? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2630 All of his personalities are breaking for lunches. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2631 HR? Perhaps our hiring algorithm needs a little tweak? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2632 ... and change "uniquely qualified" to "unusually qualified." 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2633 Mr. Kaplan's been playing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2634 Yes, the 3D printer is jammed again, please hurry! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2635 There must have been a mistake. We ordered 200 pens, not 200 men. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2636 I know this is trouble m'am, but Mr. Trible seems to have brought along some guests. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2637 They will be going to the parking lot and get in their self driving cars. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2638 Sir, does Jenkins have a 3D printer? 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2639 Uh ... Houston? We have a problem. No ... for real. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2640 This place could use some new faces. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2641 They're looking for the men's room right now. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
2642 I asked for "Cohen" not "clone." 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2643 Your repro order is ready 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2644 Yes sir, I think the Myers Briggs personality test results are quite accurate, maybe a little too accurate. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2645 The invoice says drones, but we've gotten clones! 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2646 The 3D printer is working, but you might want to turn it off now. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2647 The 3-D printer is out of order again 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2648 Well which is it, free-range or cage-free? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2649 Um, sir? The copy machine was left on again last night. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
2650 I said to send in the clowns - not the clones!! 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
2651 Me, tired of dating dangerous men, you, able to format my hard drive, if you know what I mean. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
2652 The cloning experiment seems to have been a success. There is a downside, however. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2653 The lecherous old bastards are all the same! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
2654 When you enter through the door, you must remove your plastic masks, as well as your ties, belts and shoe laces. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2655 You don't remember the name? Then please describe him. Be specific! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
2656 I think we can cancel the diversity training workshop. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
2657 Were we expecting the team from accounting? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2658 I'm afraid there's been a terrible copier malfuntion. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
2659 The Cloning Machine on the fritz again. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2660 Office copy and paste working better than expected 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2661 Call the copier tech - the machine's on the fritz. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
2662 911? Someone's breaking the law of averages. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
2663 Wow!Octomom's kids all grown up. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
2664 We need I.T. down here now! Something's wrong with the 3-D printer. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
2665 This is not what I meant when I said send me a hundred bills. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2666 yes, they've reached consensus. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2667 We should have been more specific in the job skills ad when we said, "multiplication required." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2668 They're all asking, 'Where's Waldo?' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2669 You should know the lab has cloned Mr. Whipple. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2670 Bob, I asked if we are a pair? I did not say, send in the clones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2671 Who's in charge of our diversity program? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2672 Remind me, which one is Bob? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2673 So, ummm . . . the busload of Phils you ordered has arrived." 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2674 This can't last much longer. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2675 Bill, Howard, Bob, John, Dick, Tom, Bobby, Matt, Bill, John, Harry, Phil, Jim, Bill, Sam, Doug, Bud, Bob, Tom, Tim......................and Sarah. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2676 Sir, I believe your copywriter's here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2677 Yes, I called earlier and our copy machine is STILL doing something weird. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2678 Somebody left the door to Accounting unlocked again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2679 Oh, are you all working for the Fed? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2680 Well, he's done it. He's re-Peted himself 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2681 Looks like Joe got stuck in the 3D copier again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2682 I think the 3-D printer is jammed on. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2683 The accountants arrived. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2684 Boy o boy...talk about same old...same old...same old 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2685 It looks like the copy machine has been fixed. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2686 I said I need subjects with Krohns, not clones. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2687 No, I'm afraid Waldo didn't show up 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2688 Welcome to our seminar, 'Finding the Real You'. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2689 I'm concerned that most of them will require ventilators, maybe a stimulant! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2690 The diversity training seesion is over 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2691 Tech support get up here---the 3D printer won't stop! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2692 Which one of you is the Xerox guy? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2693 Oh my gosh! It's not only machines with artificial intelligence taking our jobs. They've cloned the company man. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2694 The diversity is in the ties. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2695 Who's next for the interview? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2696 You misunderstood me. We ordered 'drones' not 'clones'." 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2697 That's the problem... They all fit the profile! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2698 What? I said "Send in the C-L-O-W-N-S". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2699 Yes, Enginerring? Could you get someone up here? Someone forgot to turn off the cloning machine again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2700 I'm afraid your job description was a little too specific. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2701 I've found the 'Deep State!' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2702 I did not say "Send in the clones". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2703 So, I'm with the I phone engineers who created facial recognition software... we ought to talk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2704 Actually, can you give me just a few more details to work with? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2705 I ordered one hundred legal pads, not legal dads. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2706 You might want to call service...the 3-D copier seems to be broken again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2707 Could you tell the people in R&D I wanted them to "PHONE" Norman Steglitz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2708 Please come down right away! Chadwick's doppelganger is having doppelgangers. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2709 Tom? Is Tom here? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2710 Yes, sir. We've identified one stand-out applicant. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2711 we have a little problem in the copy room 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2712 Doctor, they have also the same symptoms. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2713 "I think that the copy machine is up and running again". 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2714 They look like geeks, but its hard to tell without the pocket protectors. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2715 I was told being an older actor would work to my advantage, less competition. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2716 Nope, zero husband potential this time. Don't send anyone down. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2717 Hold on - he's just walked in. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2718 Yes, we're having a little situation in the copy room? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2719 Sir! We have a situation in the copier room! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2720 Hi, I need a repairman right away...our copier is on the fritz. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2721 Send someone right away. The 3-D copier is on the fritz. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2722 I'm telling you, there's something wrong with the copier. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2723 Our diversity committee meeting just finished. We need to talk. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2724 You say his name is Waldo, balding, glasses, and has a short mustache? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2725 It seems the sperm bank did some unauthorized genetic mutations... 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2726 Someone left the copier running again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2727 You never said it was a costume party. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2728 Hi, Lori from Quality Control. They don't look anything like Brad Pitt. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2729 Medium. Plain cheese. Regular crust. All 20 of them. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2730 We're going to need to cancel the iPhone X order for the new employees that started today. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2731 I know I ordered clones, but I meant cannabis plants. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2732 Looks like the boss has finally found a way to micro-manage. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2733 Mr. Lemmings is here to for directions. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2734 The "uniquely non-conformist" candidate has arrived for his interview. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2735 Yes, everyone looks the same. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2736 There's a man here to see you. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2737 There seems to be a problem down here at the copier room. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2738 Any piercings? 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2739 I need to speak to the copy center, now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2740 Can you call the guy? The copy machine is acting up again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2741 Hey, quick question. Can you look back there and see what happened to that giant egg? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2742 The Replicants got out of their cage again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2743 Yes, they are totally lifelike, but keeping up with their food stains is getting a little out of hand. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2744 You're going to need to be a bit more specific. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2745 So how many men do you need to screw in that lightbulb? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2746 How did you say I can recognize Mr. Carbon? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2747 One of these things is just like the others.. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2748 Someone left the copier on! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2749 We have quorum lift off ... repeat, quorum lift off has been achieved. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2750 No, I said 101 DALMATIONS 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2751 Hello, tech support? The 3-D printer is on the fritz again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2752 Hi, Xerox technical support? It's happening again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2753 Do we have any Charmin? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2754 The moustaches are here. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2755 Heads up for management, the cloning machine is stuck on middle age conservative men. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2756 I think the staff misunderstood the memo about everyone being more like Fred. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2757 It's not a rat problem, but close. They're lawyers. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2758 Virtual reality, augmented reality, mixed reality. I don't know what it is, but my ex is all over the place. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2759 Hello, tech support. The 3D copier appears to have malfunctioned. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2760 They're calling it the 'Million Middle-Aged Manager March.' 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2761 There's a definite glitch in the copy machine. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2762 I think the copy machine is acting up again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2763 Yeah, they're all up here, just cloning around. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2764 "Um, I guess 'his people' are here to see 'your people', sir". 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2765 The 'Be Yourself'convention is just letting out. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2766 These aren't the droids I was hoping for. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2767 The accountants are here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2768 Who knew there'd be so many Dilbert wannabes? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2769 Tranquility base here, the pigeons have landed. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2770 I'm where we agreed to meet. How do I find you?.... striped tie? Got it! ... bald head? Got it!...glasses?... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2771 Enter and sign in, please. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2772 I need a date but I can't decide who to choose. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2773 I think we have a situation with the 3D copier. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2774 Accounting, your clones are here. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2775 Casting, we have a problem. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2776 We ordered MORE men?! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2777 Hi I'm the person who left the personal ad 'seeking tall male, glasses, moustache. Over 50.' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2778 Wally fell into the copier again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2779 It's about Fernberger in the Mitosis Lab and his mysterious lunch hours... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2780 The engineers are done, we can have the conference room now. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2781 Well, I've arrived at the National Institute of Standards conference, but they're on a break right now. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2782 I'm getting your copies made. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2783 Yes your Honor, Messrs. John Doe are here. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2784 Could you dismantle the cloning machine? Its gotten a little out of hand. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2785 Frank got himself stuck in the 3D printer again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2786 Sir, we need to talk about unconscious bias. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2787 Bad news, chief! Jenkins has hacked into the 3D printer. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2788 I think the 3D printer has a glitch. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2789 One moment. I’ll see if he’s in. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2790 Yeah, but they're not DRESSED like penguins.... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2791 Well the accounts are going crazy! Apparently, seven ate nine. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2792 I specifically said NO mustache! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2793 No, the cancel button, not the start button. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2794 Um, we only ordered one Gross. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2795 My God! It's the invasion of the walking Cronkites! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2796 Thank God , It's not him.. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2797 The cloning experiment has been a success and a failure. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2798 There's a major problem with the copier! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2799 I think the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2800 So what are we supposed to do with all the lives that no longer matter? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2801 Send a tech. The copy machine is on the blink again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2802 Hello, is this the Exterminator 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2803 Our Cloning Center needs a repairman right away. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2804 Our chances of winning the diversity award aren't looking too good. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2805 Turn off the cloner! Hurry! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2806 He said he would be in his office fixing his 3D printer. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2807 Same here. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2808 Hello, Maintenance Dept.? There seems to be a problem in the Copy Room. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2809 The xerox machine malfunctioned again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2810 Mr. Monroe, the people from Xerox are here. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2811 Marvin in Accounting is multiplying again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2812 Hello, Central Casting? I asked you to send in the CLOWNS. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2813 I am sure I said we needed a loan, not a clone. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2814 The photocopier repair guy is here ... somewhere. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2815 The meeting went badly. He's more than beside himself. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2816 Yes, the diversity committee meeting is breaking up now. They say the decision was unanimous. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2817 No, "jammed" would be an improvement. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2818 Could you send someone else to fix the copy machine? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2819 Could you give me that description one more time? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2820 Herbert has been playing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2821 The meeting's just over...it was unanimous. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2822 He's leaving now. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2823 The copier's acting up again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2824 Xerox repairmen are here. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2825 Which one's the human being? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2826 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2827 There's a mistake here. You were supposed to clone Brad Pitt. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2828 The reps from Xerox are here to see you, sir. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2829 George got into the antimatter machine again. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2830 IT? The problem is my boss and the copier. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2831 Casting, I asked for curly hair 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2832 I think Farnsworth's been messing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2833 Which Steve Williams? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2834 I don't know who to send in, they're all wearing Groucho Marx glasses... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2835 Uh, so where's Waldo? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2836 The 3-D printer is stuck again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2837 The invitro experiment? That depends on your definition of success. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2838 Which customer care executive did you wish to speak to again? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2839 I can't find him. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2840 I just asked the intern to run off 100 copies. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2841 Waldo: W-A-L-D-O. Not Baldo! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2842 The delegates are leaving the meeting and I feel that I can say with confidence that some type of concensus has been reached. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2843 Looks like the company's new code of conduct is working. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2844 Ma'am, could you give me a few more specifics about your husband? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2845 Can you text him so I can hear who he is? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2846 It's my first attempt at cloning 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2847 Cloner? I thought you said he was a loner! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2848 Send maintenance. The 3D printer is malfunctioning again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2849 The lawyer claims the "line up" was rigged. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2850 Hi, boss, it's me. Remember when you said 'I wish we could clone Fred'? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2851 I figured out who forgot to turn off the 3-D printer Friday afternoon. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2852 It's confirmed. This audit is gonna suck. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2853 He says his name is Waldo. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2854 The sign says "sperm bank, not "think tank" annual meeting. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2855 John Doe is next. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2856 Ok i think there's a bug with the new accounting artificial intelligence program. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2857 At least we won't need to use name tags. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2858 Remember when you said that Ogden wasn't all there? Well he's all here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2859 No, I distinctly said 'Send in the CLOWNS.' 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2860 Hello?...Get me the 3D printing department immediately. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2861 Bob's been playing with the 3D copier again! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2862 I'm thinking those hiring algorithms could use another look-see. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2863 I asked for George Costanza models. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2864 That copier is malfunctioning again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2865 Are you sure the headhunter said this candidate was one IN a million? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2866 Maybe the casting call was too specific. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2867 I think The Wall has solved the diversity problem. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2868 Er, ah, I don't see Mr. Swanson. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2869 I think we have a little glitch in the 'CopyAll' app. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2870 I don't know what the hell they are, but here comes another one. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2871 IT? The copier is acting up again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2872 The copier's jammed again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2873 The middle managers have breached our security! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2874 Nope. Mother's maiden name won't work either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2875 Someone left the Clone Lab door unlocked again... 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2876 That shipment of the new AI sex toys has arrived 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2877 Yeah is this the exterminator? They're starting to spread. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2878 Better call IT. That thing with the photocopier is happening again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2879 Hey Carol, the copy machine is on the blink again. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2880 How should I know? Something about a mother ship, and needing desks... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2881 Does the 3D printer have an "end print job" key? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2882 What's the difference between drones and clones again? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2883 It looks R&D has solved the problem of filling all the accounting temp openings. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2884 I'd say they're now all on the same page. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2885 Would you like me to send them up to your office, Mr. Lemming? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2886 Neo? The I.T. guys are here to look at your laptop. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2887 Can you be more specific...glasses, mu-stash and striped tie? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2888 I think we're going to need some name badges. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2889 All of you need a sport coat to get into the restaurant ! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2890 Ummm, what's he look like? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2891 The cloning machine is malfunctioning again. This time it's Harvey! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2892 The Xerox man...er...men have arrived, sir. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2893 Clowns. I said we want to audition clowns. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2894 The Doppelgangers are here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2895 So I'm looking for the guy with the light brown belt and shoe with a buckle? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2896 Yes sir, Mr. President, they have cloned all the insiders. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2897 Can you be more specific in your description of him? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2898 Sir, I think the accounting department misunderstood when you asked them for more models 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2899 I *told* you that clicking the "Hire" button repeatedly would result in multiple purchases.... 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2900 Great! Now we can fire the photographer after he takes one employee’s picture. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2901 It appears there have been multiple identity thefts. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2902 The copier repair crew is here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2903 How many more tweet bots do you need? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2904 Thanks, I found the copy room. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2905 I'm new here. Can you describe him for me? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2906 Get tech support up here. I think we have a problem with the 3D printer. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2907 Tell Dr. Bentley his cloning experiment has been disastrously successful. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2908 Doctor Frankenstein, your cloning experiment is getting out of hand. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2909 Did you send Jim more than one invite? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2910 How many entry-level positions do we have? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2911 Boss, it looks like the Orgasmatron isn't working again. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2912 Mr. Holdstein, I think you're order came through wrong, this is more than a couple Joes..... No, no, no. None of them appear to be coffee either. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2913 Sir, those robot accountants you ordered for the Department of Redundancy Department have just reported for in-processing. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2914 I said we need to increase LOANING, not CLONING! 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2915 Ah, IT, there seems to be a problem with the copier. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2916 Sir, we need to find a bigger room. Everyone wants to hear your diversity in the workplace talk. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2917 Who posted a job opening in Trump Towers? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2918 We have to go back to using passcodes. To these foreign-made phones, they all look alike. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2919 Don't be silly Claire, there's tons of divirsitey here. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2920 It was the worst production of '12 Angry Men' I ever saw. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2921 I'm serious, you can have first pick. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2922 Of all the people in all the world, they had to clone George! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2923 We are overrun with the Joe Shmo clones. How about a few Clooneys or Brad Pitt's? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2924 It appears that they have stopped cloning and are now starting to mill. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2925 Well, it's going to be a tough call. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2926 Bueller?...Bueller? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2927 Okay, our workplace could be more diverse. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2928 The 3D printer's out of whack again. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2929 Our Betas are certified cage-free. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2930 Joe, we love you but stop cloning around. 1.1522 0.07593 46 42 1 3
2931 Could you send someone to fix our new 3D printer? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2932 None of that is remotely helpful. I'll just find out who stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2933 They are still looking for Waldo, sir. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2934 It must be love. I see his face everywhere. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2935 Uh... I wanted 100 dollar bills not 100 bills. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2936 Did you say he's bald with a mustache and glasses? 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2937 CLOWNS. I definitely said to send in the clowns. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2938 I think you can turn the copier off 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2939 Security, come quick! Leroy is playing with the 3-D printer again! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2940 Where are you Waldo ? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2941 Tell me again. Who gets the notice of redundancy? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2942 The copier is on the fritz again. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
2943 Maybe that want ad for an accountant was a bit too specific. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2944 The Society of Clones has just arrived. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2945 What did you say about the Matrix? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2946 They're binge watchers, just watch them. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2947 What do you call 1,000 lawyers walking into a room? 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
2948 Yes I will get Mr. Norton. Will you describe what he looks like? 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2949 You are all here for a diversity workshop. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
2950 They all look alike! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
2951 Someone just broke the copy machine 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2952 I think we may have gone overboard in describing the ideal candidate for the job... 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2953 You know the funding Dr Smuzlemeiter received for Quantum Duplication? I think you're going to want to come down here. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2954 I think someone gave accounting a 3D printer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2955 I thought you said clone, not phone? 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2956 You heard me, 'Total Lock Bown and put me through to Genetic Engineering A.S.A.P!!!!' 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2957 I'm gonna try leaning in 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2958 You added too much Fred to the formula. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2959 "It's all good now, the copier repair guy is here"! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2960 All he told me was "I'm going to trim my mustache," and now this. . . 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2961 You can send up the women now 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2962 The salesman from the hologram company is here, sir.. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2963 I'm looking for Phyllis. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2964 The Orphan Black fan convention is just finishing up. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2965 Fred's been playing with the copier again. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2966 The middle-manager prototypes passed the door trial; we're ready for beta testing. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2967 Operation Clone, successful, but why Bob? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2968 You can call off the search. I believe I just discovered where 'The Short Bald Men With Mustaches While Wearing Glasses and Striped Ties Along With Wingtips and Ill Fitting Pants' were meeting. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2969 The guy working on the copier...what did he look like? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2970 No, it's NOT 'the more the merrier'! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2971 Not "guys." At lunch, I said I wish I could clone my French fries. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2972 Sir, your look alikes are here 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2973 I said send in the clowns, the clowns. [Italicize second reference.] 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2974 I've just realized I'm too old for this job! 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2975 The copy machine is stuck again 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2976 Identity theft victims. They say they are looking for themselves. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2977 Mr. Finster, Stanley from IT is here to demonstrate the new copier. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2978 I'm afraid the clone drones have unionized! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2979 I gotta go. The copier's on the Fritz again. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2980 'Looks like Steve Bannon is at the 3D copier again." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2981 Simmons got stuck in the 3-D printer again. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2982 He's here. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2983 The Boys from Brazil arecoming out on a bathroom break. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2984 Mr. Jones? Your three o'clocks are here. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2985 So, I'll find soup on his tie? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2986 It looks like a dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-dopple-doppleganger and his twins, sir. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2987 Attack of the middle-aged accountant. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2988 We've overproduced George. Please switch to Jill immediately. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2989 It's a Presidential look-alike contest, but we've lost track of the President. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2990 I need to report a problem with the photocopier. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2991 Hello doctor Leeds, remember when you said to "say when?" 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2992 Hello, Congressional Duplicating Services 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2993 The sorcerer's copier is broken again. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2994 We'll downplay the gmo clone part and push the locally sourced. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2995 Well yes, I guess our leadership does have a diversity problem. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2996 What do you want me to do with all these heterosexuals? 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
2997 Can someone from maintenance get down to the copy center? 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
2998 ...and we should have given it a little more thought before choosing someone to be the first human clone. 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
2999 I said additional "loan officers" not "cloned officers". 1.1489 0.06787 47 42 3 2
3000 You've heard of 'Five Guys Named Moe?'" "Yeah, well I've got five hundred guys named Ralph here to see you. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3001 I know you said that he was one in a million but this is ridiculous. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
3002 Apparently you told him "Be all you can be!" 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3003 Episode XI Attack of the Clives? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
3004 ?You wanted an update on the cloning lab?" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3005 Hello, Customer Service? There's been a mistake. We ordered clones of Jane Austen, not Walter Mitty. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3006 Remember how you wanted someone who could multitask? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
3007 Well, yes, I suppose one of these guys does stand out. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
3008 Call Malkovich. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
3009 We're going to need 400 pastrami sandwiches, 600 cans of seltzer or ginger ale, and all the cole slaw you've got. And make sure the pastrami's very lean or we're going to have a LOT of kvetching!. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3010 You heard me, 'Total Lock Bown and put me through to Genetic Engineering A.S.A.P!!!!' 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3011 Mr. Smithers, your 11:30's are here. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3012 I said 30 copies of "medium ochre" 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3013 The A.C. is still broken but they got the copier fixed. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
3014 The johns are here. How many did we order? 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
3015 Which white dude was that? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
3016 No Waldo yet. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3017 Emily, I think I have proof that man evolved from protozoa. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3018 Bill, the attendees for the accountant's convention have arrived. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3019 Tell Joe in Cloning things just got weird. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3020 It's hard to choose - they're all equally qualified. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3021 I hate this company's nepotism! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3022 They're back with a vengeance 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3023 Jerry's here. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3024 Oh no! My boss copied himself in the new Bio-3D copying machine and I can't tell who the original is! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3025 And you'll find our company isn't plagued with any of those "artsy-fartsy-here's-a-crazy-idea" people. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3026 She hit 100 on the copy machine 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3027 Here come the clones... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3028 The proposition was passed unanimously. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3029 The dad-dancing team are in the zone. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3030 There is no one here who fits that description. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3031 I think something's wrong with the photocopier. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3032 bring in the clones 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3033 Yes, I wrote down your message. Just remind me what he looks like. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3034 I told my agent I would never appear in "The Far Side! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3035 I blame Indeed.com. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3036 Step one complete sir, I have opened up the gates of Herb 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3037 I think we need to cut off Smithcart's clone-funding. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3038 The targeted ad worked. Really well. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3039 Which one is John in Accounting again? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3040 How does it go: "Send in the Clones - Don't Bother, They're Here"? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3041 I said retweet not re-pete! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3042 Milton, I _told_ you we have a serious problem with the Xerox machine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3043 Yes, we're having a problem with our copier. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3044 That's not what Sondheim said. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3045 No, this is the way they look every day. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3046 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3047 The copier is out of toner. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3048 "Your 11:00 is here." "Your 11:00 is here." "Your 11:00 is here." Uh-0h. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3049 Sir, the Whipleys are loose. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3050 Help, the copier has run amuck. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3051 No, I asked for a meeting about Games of Thrones, not Game of Clones. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3052 COME QUICK, THE 3D PRINTER HAS JAMMED . . . 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3053 Who sent in the clones? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3054 Herbs from Accounting are here. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3055 The mirror room is issuing live reflections again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3056 Could you describe to me what he looks like ? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3057 The roosters have hatched. Are the chickens ready? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3058 No, send in the clowns. Clones are next Tuesday. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3059 Hundreds of them... Yes, all quite the same... No, none of them has a caption. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3060 Sir, the 3-D printer is acting up again! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3061 I'm happy to report the success of our cloning experiment. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3062 The seat fillers for the accountant award ceremony have arrived. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3063 Please hurry! WiFi's down and those clones of the Accounting Department are wandering around looking lost again! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3064 Looks like the copier in accounting has gone haywire again 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3065 I can't believe they cloned Bob. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3066 No, I ordered two dozen scones ... not clones! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3067 The Esperanto Club members have arrived and seem to be looking around for any slight irregularity. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3068 The penguins are setting up theit migration now. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3069 Ummmm... about that 3-D printer we just got.. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3070 No, I don't see her anywhere. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3071 The clones? Don't worry, they're here. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3072 "Does he wear glasses?" "Is he bald?" "Does he have a small mustache?" " We got him." "I'll ask one of them to come and see you. I think they got the message about being a team player one for all and all for one. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3073 Help desk--our 3-D copier needs a clone repair technician 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3074 Marge, I hate to trouble you, but Mr. Denton has been making his own copies again. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3075 I'm sure I said cut and paste, not copy and paste. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3076 They're coming out of the duplicating room. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3077 Oh my God, Doris! Bob has been playing with the 3D printer again, 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3078 The diversity conference just ended 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3079 What was the name of that "Advertising Company" who was looking for "HERBS"? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3080 Waldo, I'm waiting for you in the hallway. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3081 I am not sure eliminating the HR department was a good idea 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3082 This isn't what I meant when I said, "Seeking male, 35-40." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3083 I think I know where all the editorial writers went. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3084 I guess I misunderstood when you said every Tom, Dick and Harry. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3085 Good news and bad news from the cloning lab. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3086 I said I needed to check all the LOANS! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3087 Yes, but I said "exactly" the same size! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3088 The Johnson brothers are here sir. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3089 The 3-D printer. It's doing it again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3090 Hello! I asked for the George Clooney clones! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3091 I'm not the only one with a herd mentality. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3092 Mr. Abernathy? The 3D printer in accounting seems to be acting up again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3093 Maybe we should consider a diversity hire. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3094 Did the ad say 'above average'? They all look very average. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3095 Fred cloned himself again, he's such an egoist. He wants to write a screenplay called "Home a Clone: A Scientist's Journey of Self Discovery." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3096 Stop the 3D printer--we've got enough of them! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3097 Some idiot tried a butt copy on the 3-D printer. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3098 I guess he figured out how to use the copy machine. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3099 Who ordered the ham on rye? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3100 Security: we've got aging, bald men that say this floor is where their annual convention is to be held. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3101 Each one seems very qualified...in their own way 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3102 But I said "Send in the clowns. . . " 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3103 The bodies for your personalities have arrived. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3104 Well, at least they're not sheep. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3105 My mistake. I thought you said 'clown convention'. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3106 The gluten free diet has finally had its desired effect. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3107 Siri, I said, "Send in the clowns!" not clones. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3108 Tech support? I think the 3-D printer is on the blink again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3109 The first shipment has arrived. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3110 Hello Zerox? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3111 I thought we had asked the research team to advance our "drone" technology. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3112 I think we need a new diversity policy. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3113 Early count shows complete success in every detail! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3114 Can you please provide more descriptions of him? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3115 They brought him in from 1697 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3116 Let's just say you have a lot of options. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3117 Like Will Smith? OK I think I see you. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3118 The diversity seminar finished a little early today. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3119 Yes, this is Cookie Cutter Employment Agency. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3120 So, the only variation is the penis size? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3121 Well, the good news, sir, is that I've found Ted and he seems OK. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3122 Sir, we are having a problem with the 3D printer. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3123 You said "bowtie", no he's not here. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3124 IT, unplug the AI. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3125 Tell HR that we already have enough Willy Lomans. What we need are closers. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3126 I'm not sure "zombies" is the right word. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3127 I clearly ordered one hundred business pens. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3128 No, I distinctly remember ordering three dozen golf balls. "golf" should be highlighted (bold, non-italic) 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3129 When did we stop issuing deodorant? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3130 I tried that too, but now everyone's pager is beeping. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3131 'It looks like the CPA conventioneers are taking their break and so I need to try and get some free tax advice.' 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3132 This is an obscene clone call. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3133 I've narrowed down the applicants to Tom, Dick, and Harry. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3134 Don't you think God could have been more creative with the Sputnik family reunion by adding something to their gene pool, like looks? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3135 Marge, remember those big eggs we found in storage marked "Car Salesmen"? Yeah, well, I think they hatched...and they look an awful lot like Bernie... 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3136 I think they're Marxists. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3137 Ma'am, you said that I am to give this to a bald man, who has a big nose, glasses, a mustache, white shirt with a striped tie, dark pants, accessorized by matching belt and shoes. Could you be more specific? I don't see any ONE by that description. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3138 Sir, you said you wanted to hire a certain look, well........ 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3139 Hi Phil, I think our diversity program is failing. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3140 I said, 'clowns, not clones.' 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3141 Mom, I've got to run. We're in the middle of casting Orphan Mack. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3142 No, its' not the sheep for the presentation... I think Dr. Schmidt watched "Multiplicity" again and fell asleep at the cloning machine. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3143 Sir, you'd better come quickly, somebody's been messing with the sex doll program! 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3144 Our CEO is somewhat unique in that he embraces groupthink as a concept. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3145 Flo, has the copier repairman already left? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3146 You know how people used to photocopy certain body parts? Well, I have sort of bad news from the cloning lab. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3147 I see him! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3148 No question about it, the redundancy is obvious. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3149 Hi Bill, I'm just calling to let you know, we did not achieve the desired test result. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3150 Copier's acting up again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3151 Please send me up some diversity. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3152 We must have a bad connection. We're needing bold men with thighs! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3153 Larrys are here to see you, sir. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3154 Has HR reviewed the job application form recently? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3155 Can we have some binders sent up? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3156 Mr. Smith from accounting is here to see you. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3157 Agent Smith is here to see you 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3158 He passed gas in the elevator. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3159 I think we need to take another look at the new Diversity Training module. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3160 Whose idea was it to send in the clones? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3161 HR? The 3D printer is stuck on the Henry setting again. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3162 I told you they would find a way out, they're engineers what did you expect? 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3163 It is finished raining men. Now what? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3164 I only asked for one copy! 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3165 These pale white officer worker disguises are going to be a big hit for refugees this Halloween. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3166 I thought we agreed on more diversity in these focus groups? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3167 Mr. President? The delegation from Smithville is here? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3168 Maybe the personnel ad shouldn't have been quite so specific. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3169 Is it Joe or John Doppelganger I'm looking for? 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3170 Call IT. Henry did a selfie again on the three D printer 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3171 Could you please turn off the power for the mail room? Joe has broken the copier again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3172 Tell me again, what are his distinguishing features? 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3173 The 3-D printer needs maintenance again. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3174 I think our corporate DNA lacks diversity. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3175 I asked for clones. You sent clowns. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3176 I guess it's alright--they're all Republicans. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3177 A Mr. Adams? Bald? Moustache? Hmm...This could be a problem. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3178 The copy machine has overstepped again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3179 Yes, they just arrived. But I think there's been a mistake. I said I needed 100 copies of Stan's report. Not a 100 copies of Stan! 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3180 I saw the world record of twins already. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3181 "Sorry, I can't interrupt him- he's doing some serious multitasking". 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3182 Dave got into the copy room again. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3183 Name tags won't help. They're all "John Smith". 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3184 'Send in the Clones' -- Act 1, Scene 1 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3185 Boss, you better get down to the cloning lab. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3186 Yes Sir, I think it's him, but face recognition won't work. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3187 I ordered 100 new iPhones, not iClones. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3188 Yes, that’s right: I requested quality over quantity. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3189 Come quickly... Nelson has gotten ahold of the 3-D printer again. 1.1364 0.06966 44 40 2 2
3190 To hell with biological clocks. I will continue to embrace my spontaneity and funk. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
3191 The Xerox machine is malfunctioning again 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
3192 Men all look alike to me in the dark and on the elevator. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3193 Harry, the computer engineers are here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
3194 Our casting call for a Sad Sack was mistakenly routed through the Genome Project. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3195 The candidates for the Trump necktie and protruding belly contest have arrived. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
3196 There's been a mistake in our request. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
3197 Can you send a seasoned tech to fix the copier? None of these other techs seem to know what they're doing. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
3198 This is the opposite of diversity. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
3199 Ok, your cloning app worked. Now what do I do with 100 accountants? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3200 Malkovich Malkovich has never looked better - not! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3201 Do you know how many times I've tried to phone you? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3202 Sir, the twins are here for their '30 Kids and Counting' audition. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
3203 Help! The 3-D printer is malfunctioning again. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
3204 Frankly, Josh, if this is Corporate's idea of performance art, I am not impressed. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
3205 We ran out of spreadsheets, they are getting hungry. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3206 A six-digit password might not be so bad after all. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3207 I must have stumbled into the casting call for The Thomas Crown Affair. 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
3208 I only ordered a body double. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3209 Yes, sir, they are all here and please stop calling me the clonedyke. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3210 Not quite sure. They say they're looking for a Waldo. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
3211 Yes I'm looking at a room full of Ken Bones, we need to shut down the R&D department of dna.com stat! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3212 Which one of them is Donald Trump? They all look alike. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
3213 Doctor the cloning lab had another accident and finding Leo this time isn't going to be that easy. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3214 The desk you ordered from Amazon came, but the packaging is really bizarre. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3215 I'm sending them in, but I should warn you... the clowns weren't available. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3216 The cloning machine is acting up again 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3217 Nancy, I think the pharmacy misunderstood your request for doctor refills. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3218 " Yes, Sir. Apparently Match.com screwed up up 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3219 Trump Failed on Job Promises, the Applications are Overflowing 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3220 Yes, bald head, small mustache and thin tie - all of them fired? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3221 The accountants are here for the Inclusion and Diversity module. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3222 I understand Murray, but how do I tell them the Dr. Oz. look alike contest has been cancelled? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3223 I'm afraid our new facial recognition security system is going to have a problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3224 The 3D printer is ready for the next election. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3225 There's a parliament of Als in the hallway. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3226 Remember that nut who said he could clone people? He came back, and he’s not alone. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3227 cloning IT really, no, I mean REALLY worked. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3228 I think they're here for the Dr. Phil taping. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3229 Looks like Google's all-hands employee meeting is over. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3230 He misconstrued your exponential growth spiel 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3231 Call you back. Candidates for the paintbrush add are just leaving. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3232 They say theyr'e looking for Uncle Walter. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3233 That 3D printer really works! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3234 No, sir. There's no obvious choice. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3235 Yes and ... the marketing video for Clone Cologne will show them all transforming into virile Fabios 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3236 If I've seen one, I've .... Oh, yes, now I understand. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3237 So to confirm, I'm looking for the balding man with glasses and a moustache... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3238 Frank: Come down to the 8th floor - the copier is broken! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3239 Sir, I can see why we were sued for lack of diversity 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3240 Yeah, I'll let Thomas know you called. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3241 Joan, I think I typed an extra zero into the 3D printer... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3242 Does Secretary Mnuchin have any other distinguishing features? 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3243 Hey, I got to go, I just found the rest of my engineering team. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3244 Better get here quick, Bill is trying to duplicate votes again ! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3245 I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3246 I should have been more specific. I told him to make me 50 copies. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3247 Gentlemen, We are now boarding the Underbelly Class, you can stand in any air gap or sit on top of bags in the cargo hold. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3248 Our mentoring program is amazingly effective. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3249 I said that the boss wanted you to phone our accountant, not clone him ! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3250 Your middle-aged white men are here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3251 A gracefilly aging Hitler...you're going to have to be more specific. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3252 Clowns! I said send in the clowns! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3253 Remember in Grease, where John Travolta is like "I've got chills, they're multiplying..."? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3254 I begged you not to play with the copier. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3255 The conference room is available, Mt. Winther. The Society of Marvin Mandlebaums has just adjourned. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3256 I'd like to order a few hundred pink toupee's please 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3257 The 3-D printer is acting up again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3258 Can you describe him for me? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3259 Hello? Office Services? Yes, I'd like to report a problem with the 3D printer in the accounting department. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3260 Fred's in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3261 Oh, yes, I see him now ... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3262 Looks like anybody who's everybody is here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3263 The new copier doing it again sir. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3264 Yes, we have found all the missing Waldo's. FYI, they've aged. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3265 SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THEY WILL ALL HAVE THE SAME OPINION!! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3266 HELP! The clones have just broken out. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3267 It's reining men. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3268 The 3D printer is jammed in accounting. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3269 I need you right away - the 3D copier is on the fritz again! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3270 apparently the conference was successful resolvingl differences. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3271 ... if you asked how things are at work today, oh well, I suppose it's just the same-old, same-old 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3272 The copy machine has gone rogue. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3273 Quick, pull the plug on the 3-D printer. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3274 Sir, John Doe is here to see you. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3275 Genetics Department? Please ask Professor Pendergast to stop cloning around. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3276 I think we've solved our middle management problem. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3277 I've got an update on the self-driving copier 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3278 You're right. If you've seen one used car salesman, you've seen them all. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3279 IT? The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3280 Neo, hurry! 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3281 Tell H&R Block the experiment appears to have been successful. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3282 I'm terribly sorry Mr. Orbach, it looks like they sent us a bunch of clones by mistake. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3283 You sent same old problems. We need new sets of eyes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3284 Orkin? I found the spawning nest for those white duffers. Please hurry! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3285 Has the genius been playing with the copier again? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3286 I'll gotta call you back, the Uber CEO candidates are here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3287 Horawitz is cloning himself again! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3288 Doe? John Doe? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3289 My manager can't talk right now. He's simply beside himself. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3290 Hello, IT, can you send someone to Harry's office? The new AI copier is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3291 But am I allowed to say that I really dislike his kind? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3292 Yes! There's something terribly wrong with our new copier! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3293 I told you to send 100 drones, not clone... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3294 The copier repair tech is here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3295 Tell those geniuses at R&D, that the Cloner 9000 is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3296 Groucho Marx look alike contest. Who on first. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3297 Here comes the middle-aged cookie cutter bunch. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3298 The new drug has an ugly side-effect. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3299 Now, they'll be yes men. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3300 Honey, I think I lost your father. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3301 The Glens are out again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3302 I see someone 's been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3303 The copier's doing that thing again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3304 Phil, Phil, "Slight problem. Your cloning request has had an exponential outcome." 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3305 The Clonerator™ is jammed again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3306 Yes, the 3D printer works. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3307 I believe our client's case against ClonesRUs is now a class action. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3308 How do you turn off the cloning machine? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3309 Clown Convention? Sorry, this is the Clone Convention. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3310 Keeps using the wrong pronouns. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3311 The copier in Accounting is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3312 They call themselves the PowerPoint gang. And they say they mean business. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3313 Call security, someone left the door open to accounting. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3314 'Take Your Clone To Work' day appears to be getting a lot of traction. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3315 Sir, I think that Genome Team might have been a little upset by your funding cuts. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3316 Fritz is on the copier again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3317 Well, the agency did say not to let him get wet. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3318 There was a typo in our Bachelor ad. Must love DOS 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3319 Mr. Adams your look alike applicants are here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3320 They're all a they that all look like a he. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3321 Who among you is John Smith? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3322 You're going to have to give me more hints as to who I'm supposed to fire. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3323 Howard just used the new 3-D printer and you won't believe what happened. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3324 Hi, Apple? Yes, facial recognition has a problem! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3325 They didn't follow your orders to break the mold. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3326 Tech Support? I have a question about our 3D copier. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3327 About the cloning experiment... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3328 We asked for multicultural, not monoculture. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3329 Uh oh, I accidentally butt=dialed the clone app. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3330 Yes, yes: the applicant pool is quite diverse. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3331 Will the real Slim Shady stand up? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3332 We have a problem. The new digital assistants are choosing their own customers. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3333 This is their 17th Conformists Anonymous meeting. I think they're going to need a lot more work. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3334 I think there is something wrong with the 3-D printer. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3335 I'm sorry, m'aam. Your description will have to be a bit more specific. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3336 He was here just a minute ago. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3337 The google executive management team just ended. You can clean up the room now. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3338 Looks like the 3-D printer's acting up again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3339 Hello, Service? I think our 3-D printer is on the fritz. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3340 Yes sir, but what is the plural of dufus? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3341 I think we've just figured out how many Republicans can fit in a room. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3342 I knew there was a problem with the photocopying machine, but this is serious. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3343 Hello, maintenance -- Mr. Casper has been playing with the 3-D printer again.... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3344 Someone forgot to close the gate behind them in Accounting. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3345 There must be some mistake. He said he'd like to be "alone", not "a clone"... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3346 Don't worry. We're going to save a boatload of money on name-tags. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3347 The staff from the copy room just arrived. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3348 Something's gone wrong in the clone lab 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3349 I think the meeting of the Copying Department is over. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3350 No, no, it worked too well. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3351 I am looking for him, can you give me a better description.... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3352 I don't see him yet. Could you describe him to me again? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3353 Yes sir, Congress is here.... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3354 Was the name of that song Send In The Clones? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3355 Franklin has picked the focus group again! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3356 Waldo? Haven't seen 'em. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3357 Help, Hurry, pull the plug on the 3d printer 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3358 George, I think you need to check the executive copier. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3359 The guy they send to fix the copy machine is out of control 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3360 You were supposed to clone the manatee. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3361 What color tie did you say he was wearing? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3362 You are right. All Bob Smiths look alike. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3363 I'll be longer than i thought... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3364 Dawn, hide the avocado toast. The Millennials are here, and they've taken normcore to the next level. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3365 Time lapse photo of a guy looking for a bathroom. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3366 Help! Lordy, Lordy! Someone unlocked room #444. It's the old mimeograph room incarnate. You know the ditto machine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3367 The mensch for your casting call have just schlepped in. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3368 I think we cloned the wrong guy 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3369 Cancel the mixer! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3370 Yes... This is Gretchen? --Doctor Steadman's Assistant? I'm in Building 18, Level C, 7th Floor, East Wing, Hallway 12 J next to Lab 35 B just outside Exit door 16??-- The doppelgangers in Room 7 are escaping? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3371 You're clones are here. They are ready to work! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3372 Hello tech, we're having a problem with the 3-D printer again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3373 Looks like the 3-D printer jammed again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3374 your people are looking for my people 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3375 I don't know if I can get trained by all these guys. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3376 We need someone to fix the 3D printer. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3377 The Accountant Conference just ended. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3378 Yes, they are sending in the clones as I speak. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3379 Please hurry! We've had a malfunction in Experimental Cloning! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3380 First the good news: It appears Bob got the 3D printer back online. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3381 The form says the in-vitro fertilization worked much better than expected. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3382 This is why there are no opposing views 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3383 STOP THE CLONING OPERATION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3384 Let me call you back. I think the copy button is stuck on the 3D printer again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3385 The 3D printer is jammed again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3386 I think there was a typo Dr. Warren. I thought the grant proposal was to clone a new generation of BOLD men 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3387 Yes, I need to report a malfunctioning copy machine on the sixth floor. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3388 Suddenly Cynthia realized that she pushed the wrong copy button. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3389 Alert HR: The matrix seems to have kicked into overdrive. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3390 can we skip roll call today Susan 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3391 I finally spotted the man of my dreams! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3392 No! Not you, I want him! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3393 Hello? Yes, the accounting department is having problems with their copier again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3394 Yes, they all meet the profile, but........... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3395 I know I said I wanted qualified candidates that fit the corporate mold, but we are a Silicon Valley Start up Company. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3396 Code Red...the entire Congress showed up wearing too-short ties today... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3397 No, I said I wanted CLOWNS for the party. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3398 Urgent: The 3D printer won't shut down! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3399 OMG Mr Rogers. I warned Charlie that he was too involved with our CRISPR portfolio. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3400 Either the copier is on the fritz... or Fritz is on the copier, again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3401 Our 3D printer is caught in a do loop. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3402 No, I said to phone Grandpa, not clone him! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3403 Who issued the order to "send in the clones"? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3404 You got your wish...there are at least 100 Stans out here 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3405 The Clone Machine is working. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3406 What time does the snowplow come by? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3407 Is this the past or the future? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3408 I'm just waiting for my turn on the new copier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3409 Hi, this is HR again, my control-v is still stuck 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3410 The all look alike to me 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3411 We shouldn't have picked Middle Management for our cloning experiment. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3412 Yes, I realize Bob said he was against diversity, but this is a bit much. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3413 Uh, Roger? Remember when you told HR it would be great to have a whole department of Nevilles? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3414 Yes, they are all here now! 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3415 It looks like Jerry took it a little to literally when his theorist told him to "Find Himself" 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3416 Could you please send me a more diverse group of candidates? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3417 No, I can't give the paper to Mr Jensen. All those Executives look like to me. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3418 Don't worry Gina. Chad's are like lemmings, just lead the first one towards the balcony. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3419 This is Molly, casting director for "Invasion of the Zombie CPAs" - - I asked for 10, not 100! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3420 Sir, we seem to have a problem with the new 3D copying machine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3421 Who's in charge? How would I know? They all look alike to me. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3422 Did we pay last month's clonebill? All I'm getting is white boys. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3423 I need the phone number of our new temp agency 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3424 I need Human Resources up here right away! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3425 I'm afraid you're going to have be a little more specific... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3426 And the new partners emerge from the breeding cubicles, one by one, moving instinctively toward the executive washroom. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3427 Wow, this new 3D printer is so realistic! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3428 Who wrote the slope-shouldered pencil-neck purchase order? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3429 The copier's doing it again... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3430 Oops! Facial ID system did it again... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3431 I think our internal audit department has a diversity problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3432 I'm not going to tell 'em, YOU tell 'em! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3433 I'm having a little trouble counting heads. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3434 At first it was doubles, doctor, but now I'm seeing multiples. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3435 Tall, balding, glasses, thick moustache you said? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3436 Couldn't you have made them look sharper? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3437 We need stricter rules for using the 3-D printer. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3438 Tell tech support the 3D printer needs rebooting. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3439 Emergency! Cut the power to that 3D printer now! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3440 Can we check the copier settings? I only wanted 1, not 111. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3441 The 3-D printer is on the Fritz again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3442 Oh, you said clowns. I thought you said clones. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3443 Which one is Bill? Accountants all look alike to me. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3444 The Xerox accounting meeting is wrapping up. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3445 We are looking for an exceptional candidate 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3446 I think we need to call IT about the 3D printer......... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3447 I WAS distinct! The ad should have read, 'CLOWNS Wanted For Child's Birthday Party'. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3448 You'll be pleased to know that the applicant filter is working. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3449 Okay, it works--send in Mr. Clooney. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3450 They're awfully big for second graders. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3451 Yes Acme clone services? We have a problem with the duplicator again and I can't find the original. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3452 Hmmmm I guess I didn't get the memo? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3453 ID Card department? There is a change in plan, only one photo shoot will be required today. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3454 I asked you to send in the clowns, not the clones. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3455 I think I can recognize him by his face print. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3456 Does the guy you trying to reach have a middle name? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3457 I told the lab to only send three clones! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3458 "Sigh, Larry's breaking dress code again". 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3459 When you've seen one you've seen them all 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3460 The Myrons are here for their emasculation celebration. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3461 I need to talk to the cloning department. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3462 I think I know who stole our CRISPR machine. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3463 You asked for "Send in the clowns"? I heard "clones". Sorry. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3464 Surely this qualifies as a see something, say something incident. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3465 I think central casting has finally perfected their algorithm. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3466 1200 angry men. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3467 I think Bob's making progress on the duplicator. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3468 Yes the casting call was for a penguin 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3469 Welcome to Matrix Hair Restoration. Which one of you is agent Smith? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3470 Great news Hillary! The clone machine is fixed, and they're all Democrats! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3471 I'm pretty sure I said I wanted two dozen photocopies of the "guide" not the "guy"... 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3472 The copier in accounts payable is on the fritz again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3473 The 'Orphan Black' accounting team is here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3474 Where's the off switch on the cloning machine? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3475 ...but boss, I placed a help wanted ad for an accountant in the Stepford newspaper just like you asked. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3476 IT says you are probably standing too close to the copier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3477 The Stanleys are here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3478 It's Jenkins from accounting, sir. He's multiplying. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3479 Hello? This is the number on the side of my cloning machine. Yes I tried unplugging it. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3480 We're gonna need name tags. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3481 Actually I do mind holding for customer service for my cloning app. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3482 Hiring all these clones makes my job in HR much easier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3483 Yeah, Jim's been using the copy machine again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3484 Not a problem. What's he wearing? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3485 The photocopier technicians are here. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3486 I think we have a problem with the copier. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3487 We need to diversify our workforce. They all look alike to me. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3488 The lemmings have arrived! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3489 Maintenance, we have a multi-copy jam again! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3490 The Matrix would like to see you. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3491 Yes, hello, I’d like to report a non-hostile corporate takeover. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3492 George has been tinkering with the 3D printer again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3493 Schrodinger's here. We're holding him for observation. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3494 I think there is something wrong with the copier. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3495 The mannequerian candidates have arrived. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3496 Looks like the clone machine is back up and running 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3497 Security,." we have enough suspects for the lineup. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3498 Hey Frank? We need to rethink our diversity initiative. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3499 They don't seem to understand who they're wearing. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3500 Tell Ralph to stop playing around with the new 3D printer. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3501 The androids are on the move and appear to be looking for the coat check room. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3502 Looks like the copier is broken again. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3503 Headquarters, I found Walter. Copy that. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3504 Ma'am, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call you back in 2020. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3505 Uh oh! The copier is on the Fritz again! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3506 GMO vs. Organic 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3507 I'll have 85 turkey on ryes. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3508 Don't wig out, but there are way too many guys here for the toupee free trial. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3509 Not clones, I said clowns. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3510 The Alberts are on the move. Release the Sheilas. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3511 Quick, send in the clones. Oh, wait, don't bother, they're here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3512 I'd call it an identity crisis. Not only do they look alike, but appear to all wear matching neckties. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3513 Hey Alice, the copier is broken again! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3514 Babemagnet4427? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3515 The clones have reached critical mass. Release the iPhones. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3516 You call this diversity ? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3517 Hi, is this tech support? My husband is having some trouble with CTRL-V. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3518 I thought you said tech companies were hiring women now? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3519 The Cabinet meeting just ended. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3520 The auditors are swarming. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3521 The corporate compliance training program seems to have worked tremendously this time. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3522 Cancel the order on another copying machine. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3523 Yes I'm here at the national meeting of the Association of Certified Public Accountants. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3524 Looks like the 'Dolly Project' failed to adequately budget for supplemental employees. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3525 I thought I clicked on diversity. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3526 Bald guy, mustache, no jacket? Hold on and let me find him. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3527 I think you can stop the printer now. We have enough. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3528 Call A.I. and tell them to turn off the copy machine. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3529 I can't get the machine to stop cloning "generic middle manager" 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3530 The casting call was way too specific. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3531 Yes, please give me your service department: our copier is malfunctioning again. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3532 Tech support? We're having a serious problem with the copier. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3533 What do you mean my clones are here? I said "send in the CLOWNS!" 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3534 I said the meeting was "same place, same time" not "same face, same tie!" 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3535 We're having cake in the cloning department if you want to come down. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3536 Hello? We have office lemmings again. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3537 That's right, but instead of human flesh they want Arthur's dinner, La-Z-Boy, a hard lemonade, and Netflix. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3538 My god, they're breeding like CPA's! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3539 I told them the 3d printer could be a problem. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3540 As far as I can tell, they're all named Bob. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3541 He's just coming out now. I never forget a face. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3542 I found the lost ... but lost the found. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3543 They look great but can they all do the Macarena? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3544 I called Bob's name but then they all came in! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3545 My husband's new phone was hacked and it went viral.... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3546 HR here. Tech help PDQ. 3D printer malfunction. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3547 They all look the same. What do I do now? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3548 Hello, Acme CRISPR Service? Our copier’s on the blink again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3549 When his profile said he was "one in a million," I didn't take it literally. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3550 HR? We need to talk about the orientation process. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3551 I wanted to rent 'A Thousand Clowns'; not a thousand CLONES. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3552 Something has gone terribly wrong in Lab 47. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3553 Hey! Remember that new copier we got for the DNA lab? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3554 I think there's been a mix-up. I ordered 100 Brad Pitt clones. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3555 We'll figure out who your husband is and have him call home as soon as we get the DNA tests back in a couple of months. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3556 The 3D printer is running a mock. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3557 I've got to go, Mom. Tom's coming out of his meeting. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3558 "Apparently they've reached aggreement. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3559 Yes, they all graduated from Penn. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3560 Tell Walter his clones are loose again. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3561 They're demanding their stapler back. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3562 Sid used the 3-D printer for selfies again last night. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3563 Employee Relations? We need a diversity specialist here stat. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3564 We're ready to begin the reliability test for the iPhone X. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3565 On a positive note, we should be able to fill that opening in accounts payable. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3566 I think we have a diversity problem here, Bob. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3567 Yes sir, I do believe our new diversity policy will have an impact. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3568 I thought you hired just three. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3569 Mr. Smith is here to see you again...and again...and again...and again...and again.. .and again.. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3570 I said phone, not clone. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3571 I'm afraid the infinite monkeys got access to the human genome and have cloned an infinite number of Hamlets. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3572 I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. We asked you to send in the clowns. 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3573 The Taylor Swift fan club is here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3574 Clowns, dammit. I said we needed clowns! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3575 It looks like the 3D copier needs tweeking. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3576 I'm beginning to think the boss has a "type" 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3577 Oh, there you are Mr. Burns, I've been looking all over for you. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3578 Just how specific were your job applicant requirements? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3579 Just heading over to the set of the new zombie show, the Walking Fred 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3580 They heard there was a tax deduction around here. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3581 Ylou sent clones when the theme of the party was " send in the clowns " ! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3582 The Clone Machine is working. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3583 Look, Janet, we've all got a lot on our plate OK! 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3584 It was John Doe you wanted? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3585 The conference is going well. It just lacks variety. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3586 No, I never saw the anti-diversity memo. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3587 Talk about bad stock options. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3588 Not exactly the clones I was looking for.... 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3589 Yes, I'm quite sure the cloning experiment was a success 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3590 Hello, I'd like to report a clone spill on the fifth floor. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3591 I said "Send in the CLOWNS" 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3592 Please let the director know that the actors auditioning for the role of 'Bald Man with Glasses and Mustache' have arrived. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3593 That copier salesman really earned his commission. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3594 I think I remember where we found Al from Accounting 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3595 The off button on the 3D printer is stuck again 1.1220 0.07153 41 38 1 2
3596 I need a reservation for Clones, party of 100. 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3597 Copy machine operator? Click "Quality." 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3598 I think there's a problem with the copier. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3599 I forgot to reset the 3D printer to one 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3600 No, no, the director said clowns, not clones 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
3601 They sent in the clones. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3602 The casting call applicants for 'Cloned Zombie Accountants' have arrived. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
3603 Beverly, I think the clone machine is on the fritz again. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3604 I didn't mean the term random accountants to be used literally.. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3605 I think we should tweak the hiring algorithm as soon as possible. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3606 Well, they sing a very moving song called 'Send in the Clones,' but I think we'll need Aldo in wardrobe to work his magic. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3607 No, I said 250 copies FOR Ned Finklestein, not OF Ned Finklestein! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3608 Remember that cloning experiment we were working on. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
3609 You say your uncle's missing. Can you describe him? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
3610 This is DoD calling. We ordered the "Clone Warriors," not the "Clone Lawyers." 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
3611 This is just to let you know that we in the cloning department have met and exceeded our monthly quota. You can ship them out to the Amazon fullfillment center any time. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3612 We have a white male problem. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
3613 Yes, I'll let him know when he comes in. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3614 It appears that the accountant cloning experiment was a great success. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
3615 Wow! The gene editing really works! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
3616 The clones have landed. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3617 No, no decision yet. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
3618 It's either a flash-mob or our COBOL programmers are molting. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
3619 Tell Payroll it's going to be a late night. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
3620 The cloning technology is perfect, we're just missing that "wow" factor 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3621 Are you ready for the next replicant? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3622 There's a problem -- we didn't include anything to hold the pocket protector. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3623 Another day at the office 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3624 The copying machine has gone out of control again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3625 Hello, yes, let me call you back -- the Gary's just got out of the meeting on equality. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3626 No! No! No! I said "Phones!" Not clones! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3627 Looks like the cloning experiment was a huge success. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3628 They've sent in the clowns, ummmm....clones. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3629 It looks like the copier is on the fritz again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3630 The clones have arrived 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3631 I feel like our company could benefit from some workplace diversity. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3632 Supply room? I asked for two dozen file folders, not 24 Phil Fodders! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3633 We’re lousy with Bobs from accounts payable. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3634 Mr. President, your TwitterBots are here to see you. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3635 No! Really, they all look alike. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3636 They say they have a meeting with... Agent Smith. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3637 Hello Human Resources, I think that we need a meeting soon to discuss workforce diversity. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3638 The Xerox board meeting adjourns. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3639 Please tell the president that all the applicants for open cabinet posts have arrived. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3640 I have to talk to HR about updating our 3-D printer algorithms. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3641 Someone forgot to turn the accountant cloning machine off last night. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3642 Did you hit "reply all" again? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3643 Can I tell them who's calling? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3644 Uh, yes ma'am, I'd say the new team appears to be like-minded. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3645 Bill fixed the copy machine. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3646 Hello IT? That new copier is on the fritz again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3647 Are you sure your identity has not been stolen? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3648 Call accounting. We have a new batch on their way over from the clone lab. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3649 Now, send in the clowns. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3650 Oh my God! I wanted John to go to the Phone Lab. Instead he went to the Clone Lab! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3651 Who's our diversity officer? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3652 We're ready to start the auditions for "Zombie Accountants". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3653 I ordered a gross of cones. Not clones! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3654 You call this marching in formation? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3655 Something's wrong with the copy machine. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3656 I requisitioned 100 phones, not clones. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3657 May I speak with Mr. John Doe, please? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3658 Frankly, Sir, all you middle age white guys look alike to me. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3659 I need to talk with you regarding that new 3-D printer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3660 Just in: We have a bias in our hiring practices. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3661 Peters. With an 's'. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3662 Now I understand why cloning should be illegal. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3663 Uh oh. Looks like Accounting has let slip the dogs of war again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3664 No, nothing special. Just samo-samo. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3665 Cliff, get down here. We've got a leak in accounting. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3666 That efficiency consultant you retained just arrived. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3667 Yes, I would like to expedite his prescription! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3668 Why, yes, we've got plenty in stock right now. Which model were you most interested in? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3669 Exit polls show a surprising uniformity in voters' intentions. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3670 I told you to send in the clowns! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3671 Hurry! Charlie has cloned himself! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3672 Carl's been at the 3D printer again... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3673 Bob, the Katz brothers are here. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3674 We have to change the formula. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3675 It's the copy machine again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3676 What do you mean there is no second phase to this project! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3677 Boss, something has gone terribly wrong with the sex dolls. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3678 How will I know him? They all look alike to me. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3679 The bio-research department solved our employee conflict issues but our diversity goals took a hit in the process 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3680 Not only has the copier gone haywire, but we'll never make our diversity targets. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3681 I think he's having an identity crisis. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3682 Get maintenance down here: someone didn't turn off the cloning machine last night. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3683 I said I needed clowns for the party. Not clones! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3684 When I said we were no longer considering other candidates, I think you misunderstood. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3685 I'm supposed to meet with the copy editors. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3686 I think we should crank up the randomizer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3687 Yes, Mr. President, I'd suggest another wall ASAP. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3688 Neo? Trinity's father is here to see you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3689 The Hitler clones have arrived, but they did not age well. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3690 "Where's Waldo", 25th Anniversary edition 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3691 Hello, Fire Marshal? Overcrowding at the Schlub Convention. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3692 I think they made too many copies 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3693 They seem harmless -- it's just that there are so many of them. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3694 I thought I went to the right room, but this doesn't look like the diversity conference. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3695 HR? Can you send us a few diversity candidates? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3696 The copy machine is broken. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3697 I requested "Send in the Clowns" , not "Clones" ! 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3698 If I haven't already missed the stockade cartoon, then my caption is as follows: I prefer stock art to hanging the Masters. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3699 Nothing on sexual harassment, but we may have proof of group think. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3700 I had texted, "Send in the clowns." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3701 Yes Mr. President. I understand. Russian geeks cannot emigrate to the U.S. unless the know how to hack into the DNC. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3702 Get me the 3D Printing Department, and please hurry! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3703 They're coming out of the printing department. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3704 I said a 100 drones by Friday, not a 100 clones of Freddie. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3705 Mr. Washburn, your clones have arrived. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3706 Mr. Cheney, your clones are here. Shall I put them in conference room 4? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3707 George, the copier clone function is acting up again! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3708 "No not really, other than they're not wearing jackets". 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3709 Can we get Maintenance up to floor nine? We've got Walters. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3710 Get serious, Wilson, stop cloning around. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3711 They didn't get the memo about needing to wear jackets. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3712 They all look 50. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3713 No, I'm sorry, he hasn't arrived yet. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3714 "Wait,you want the guy with the white shirt and tie with stripes?. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3715 Do you give a volume discount? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3716 I think the job description might have been too specific. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3717 You forgot to break the mould!!! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3718 I think the copier is broken again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3719 No, not the living dead. Honestly, I'm not really sure what kind of apocalypse that email triggered. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3720 We really need to restrict Greg's access to the 3D printer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3721 Security, the clones are loose again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3722 Tell me again, which one did you want? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3723 No! I said, "clone my phone"... ... not "clone Mike Rowe" 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3724 Send Security to the copy room. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3725 Please send someone down to the copying department right away. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3726 Hello Central Casting? Thanks for all your help for our clone movie! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3727 Sir, please hurry! Something terrible has gone wrong in the penguin lab. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3728 I thought you said "clown" convention; I think I'm outside the "clone" convention. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3729 There all so handsome, I don't know which one to choose. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3730 I must say I like the diversity in the applicants. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3731 No.I said send in the next applicants,not replicants. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3732 Hello, Geek Squad? The copier is on the fritz again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3733 Is there any chance we have a cloning division? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3734 When can you get somewhere to fix the copy machine? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3735 Call security, Harvey has been fooling around with the 3-D printer again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3736 I warned you we would be seeing a lot of him. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3737 I need a new profile. Not a one is my type. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3738 Bob's been messing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3739 Regarding the actor needed to play the part of Mortimer, your highly detailed description of a big-nosed, bald man and a striped tie overlying a jacketless white shirt was enormously successful - come see for yourself and don't forget the contract. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3740 The clones have arrived 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3741 Yes. I do. I remember "The Thomas Crown Affair". 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3742 I thought you'd said you we.re releasing the Kraken. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3743 He is all here for the interview. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3744 Ned from accounting is stuck in the Cloneamatic again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3745 And get this. Every last one of them left the seat up. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3746 The new diversity team is arriving as we speak. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3747 I am looking for a guy they call "Baldy". He said he would be wearing a striped tie. Joe Pitts Washington, DC 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3748 Well, we did describe ourselves to each other. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3749 I think they're heading for the windows. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3750 It's dozens of them and they all look like Ernie except without that sexy eyebrow arch. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3751 Something's gone seriously wrong with the copier ... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3752 Hello, Maintenance? The copier is showboating again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3753 Call the repair service, the copier is doing it again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3754 Quick, stock up on grey flannel. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3755 I think accounting has found the 3-D copier. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3756 Remember that wish you made about cloning your best salesman? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3757 That moment when you meet babe's other personalities, but you are nine months into deep. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3758 Bad news. We cloned the wrong Frank Jones. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3759 Sorry, I have to go. The copymachine is on the fritz again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3760 Surprisingly effective part of the motivation program. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3761 Send a technician. The 3D printer is broken. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3762 The good news is she's down to one personality. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3763 Mr. Jones from accounting and his army of clones have arrived, sir. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3764 But I said "Send in the clowns. . . " 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3765 I didn't call for you 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3766 Quick! Call the repair shop! The duplicating printer has gone out of control. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3767 I think somebody over spiked the Kool-Aid. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3768 The results of the Cloning Experiment are in. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3769 I needed a hundred bucks not a hundred Chucks 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3770 Looks like the 3D printer won't stop. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3771 ...but apparently I registered at Mitch.com. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3772 How many Clarence clones did you order? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3773 girl, i'm gonna fuck tonight 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3774 Sir, the Johnson & Johnsons Company is here to see you. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3775 So on the workplace diversity issue, I'm happy to report it's a unanimous "no problem" from Google's engineers. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3776 Quick, the toner is about to run out in the 3D printer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3777 I assumed I was only ordering the tie, not the human wearing it. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3778 It's the copy machine again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3779 Tell Mr. Trump his personal leal time is here. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3780 Yes, I'm sure the cloning project was a success. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3781 It's either Compliance or Accounting, I can't tell yet. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3782 Call the service center, the copier is having trouble again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3783 Randy? You were right. I'm one in a million! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3784 Yes you can help me. I ordered a group of male strippers for an office birthday party, but you sent us Groucho Marxes! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3785 The 3-D printer has taken revenge. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3786 You'd better get here quickly, something has gone very wrong with the 3-D printer. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3787 Remember that Groupthink problem I was telling you about? You're not going to believe this... 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3788 I think our diversity initiative needs some work. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3789 I ordered snazzy looking robots, not schnozzy ones. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3790 The copy machine is fixed. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3791 You said to hire the blandest candidate, but what do we do in the case of a 700 way tie? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3792 I told you to call that "drone" from finance, not clone the guy from finance!! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3793 Tell the boss that the engineers are arriving from clones.com. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3794 I'm afraid Fengston's gotten to the 3D copier-printer again. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3795 I think he tried to fix the 3D copier again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3796 Mr. Noodleman is playing with the 3-D printer again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3797 Yeah, I'm going to be a little late, the 3-D printer's on the fritz again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3798 It's a new startup that replaces the corner market with a bunch of white guys 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3799 Hello maintenance? I think the copier's broken again. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3800 Hello, I think our copier needs service 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3801 Send someone from I.T., the clone button is stuck again 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3802 The corporate CPA audit staff has arrived ! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3803 They all have one brown show! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3804 I think they drained the swamp... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3805 Engineering : Hurray our 3D printer is malfunctioning. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3806 Bald, glasses, small stash, bulbous nose and tie with stripes from lower left to upper right. Got it. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3807 Can you send a repairman over? I think it's stuck again. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3808 Gentlemen, you’re all named Uncle Sam? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3809 The Roberts are taking over. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3810 They're starting to make their way through the door. What should I do now? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3811 I'll have to call you back, I think I'm in a mantrap. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3812 Its called Speed Dating. I get three minutes with each bachelor! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3813 Ummm. I wanted a thousand CLOWNS for this shoot, not a thousand CLONES! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3814 Yes, the cloning conference is going well. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3815 It's raining Accountants! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3816 The middle management training went well, yes. Maybe a little too well. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3817 Lately, pillory is definitely trending over stocks. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3818 I would send in Mr. Smith, but they are all Mr. Smith. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3819 It's my first attempt at cloning 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3820 I think we have a copier problem in accounting! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3821 Sir, the Mr. Petersons have arrived for the 3:30 consult. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3822 Why didn't you tell me that Ralph was a twin. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3823 Security: Our face recognition protocols are being put to the test. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3824 It's the CloningApp, Sir. I'm afraid somethings gone terribly wrong! 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3825 He's playing with the 3D printer again! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3826 They're all very good but one in particular stands out from the pack. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3827 They were right. Drones are proliferating. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3828 Black Ants.... 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3829 They say they want to be taken to our leader. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3830 Boss, Schmitty is playing with the copy machine again! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3831 Too many clones 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3832 I think we ordered the wrong kind of copy machine. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3833 Taylor! Taylor! It's your cousin Stacey Swift. You know that new sound you were looking for? Well, listen to this. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
3834 Yes, the new employee orientation program is working exceedingly well. 1.1081 0.07537 37 35 0 2
3835 The "Clone Wars" is about to begin filming sir. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
3836 Well, it isn't the Whig Party I can tell ya! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3837 YES, MR. FARNSWORTH, THAT WAS THE COPY MACHINE REPAIRMAN CACKLING AS HE LEFT THE BUILDING. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3838 "Well, they all said their name was Dick, so I guess we have a bunch of Dicks here now". 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3839 Apparently diversity is not a priority here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3840 Mr. Cliff, a Mr. Lemming is here to see you. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3841 "He made them in his image". 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3842 I'm afraid there's been a power surge in 3-D printing 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3843 The Accountants Anonymous meeting adjourned prematurely after word spread that Doris was on the phone having this cartoon audited. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3844 He fixed the copier. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3845 Hello. I need some instruction on our Cut And Paste option. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3846 Those idiots in the Cloning Department are drunk again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3847 When I asked for a Gene replicator, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3848 Gimme Shelter, a storm is threatening my very life today... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3849 I think you mixed up the placebo and the real stuff. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3850 Here he comes now... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3851 I tried an ax already 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3852 Mr. Sanders, the Hanks are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3853 Hello Xerox? I don't know what I pressed, but they're a little light on top. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3854 tardily for #583: "Clever--a new profit center for the stocksbroker." 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
3855 The Nobel Prize sperm bank progeny reunion is overbooked 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3856 The "Dare to be Different" session is just ending. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3857 Yea so... I just found a typo in our diversity policy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3858 Turn left at Westworld and follow the signs to "Auditland" 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3859 Never wear a short skirt during a full moon... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3860 Someone left the grunt worker replicator on overnight. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3861 There is a total lack of indivuality in this group! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3862 "Gotta go, the new guy Waldo is supposed to be here any minute". 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3863 Apparently, nobody read the memo about our new diversity in the workplace policy. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3864 There's a problem with Fred in Accounting. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3865 Doc, remember that boss I told you about? Yeah, I think you need to increase my meds. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3866 All the presidents men 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3867 Help! The copier has gone mad! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3868 Stop the copier, now! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3869 Send down the clean up crew, Jenkins from accounting got into the cloning machine again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3870 Security? Looks like Ted ran himself through the copier again... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3871 Guess I'll wait for them to fix the copier again... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3872 So far each one has been asking for Waldo. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3873 Bald ... striped tie ... glasses ... mustache -- Yeah, he's coming out now. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3874 The copy machine's broken again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3875 What an awful tie. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3876 HR? We have a problem. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3877 The copy machine has gone haywire again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3878 I think I.T. has a virus. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3879 Masquerade Party at the IdentityTheives Convention 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3880 I need help, the copying guy is stuck again!! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3881 Mr. Lemming to see you Sir 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3882 Okay, you made your point...one-in-a-million is not such a big deal. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3883 Remember Joe from the Human Resources copy room? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3884 Ties win! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3885 Yes, they're all here, but perhaps the requirements were a bit too specific. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3886 Hi Susan, I know we talked about making him redundant, but these are all duplicate Bills. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3887 Mr. Smith has just arrived for the interview 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3888 It appears there is a problem with the new copy machine 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3889 This mentoring thing is getting out of hand. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3890 I've just been informed that my position has become redundant. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3891 Sorry Sir, I didn't know it was, 'Bring Your Identical Octuplets To Work Day'. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3892 Well the cloning worked, now what? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3893 Your 10 o' clocks are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3894 Oh.....You said bring in the drones? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3895 Yes, I'm calling about a problem with our copier. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3896 There is a serious problem with our new copier. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3897 Looks like the 3-D printer is on the fritz. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3898 Sir, I think Hobbs has been playing around with the new duplicator again! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3899 I said cyclones, not Cy clones 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3900 I think the copier guy's here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3901 I think we were a little too specific about who should apply. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3902 You heard wrong.... I said send in the clowns ! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3903 Marketing better revisit the current policy of type-casting its men's wear ads 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3904 My bad, fat finger on my new genetic cloning app. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3905 First the good news? The new 3D printer is incredible! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3906 The mass production experts are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3907 If I see this guy one more time I'm gonna scream. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
3908 Listen, I gotta run...the Bobs just arrived. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3909 There are several Ernies here. Can you describe him to me? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3910 Has anyone reviewed our diversity compliance program recently? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3911 Tech support? The 3-D copier is going bonkers! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3912 Can you please describe him to me? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3913 Not clones...I wanted funny looking clowns 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3914 Clone Orientation 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3915 Next week is the Hitler; this week is the Himmler! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3916 We ordered mash and bangers, not doppelgängers. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3917 Focus group was a huge success 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3918 We've got a fesnyng of ferrets. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3919 I don't think just saying 'Harry?' is going to work. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3920 I think I am seeing double, oh wait maybe triple? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3921 I accidentally copied Ron and All on this morning's email. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3922 Tech Support? Our copier is malfunctioning again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3923 Something is up with the copy machine again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3924 i asked you to cure me for i see all people alike but i realise that what i really need is to overcome my fear of moustaches 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3925 Sir, should I send in the CPA clones? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3926 They seem to have made a major break-though in this cloning thing. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3927 Boss, they're here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3928 I've found the answer to our root cause analysis. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3929 President Trump, your women's health policy advisors have arrived. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3930 Yes, Mr. James, they've sent in the clones. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3931 Somebody left the 3-D printer on again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3932 The diversity initiative has failed. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3933 Check John's gene experiment in the lab. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3934 Spartacus is here for you, Sir 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3935 The good news is our 3-D printer works. The bad news is… 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3936 Sorry. Sir. I can't find Waldo! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3937 The Finklesteins are here for their cloneoscopy. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3938 The business has been in the family for generations. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3939 The people from Xerox are here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3940 I said "Send in the CLOWNS" 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3941 What happened to Bob? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3942 Other than that they all seem perfectly suited. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3943 Only one of them is the real CEO, so come over and I'll show you who's boss. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3944 I'm calling to report a case of identity theft. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3945 Shall I have them wait? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3946 I thought I'd give 'It's Just Lunch' a try. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3947 Yes, I tried turning it off and back on again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3948 I think Robinson fell asleep at the copy machine. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3949 You picked a bad time to send in the clones. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3950 Hello, Morrie and Sons. May I help you.? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3951 The Far Side is on the upper East Side. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3952 It appears Mr. Beadley's genome has gotten stuck in the copier. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
3953 Please tell Central Casting that we requested 'A man in a million', and not 'A man among a million'! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3954 I said office phones, not office drones! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3955 Jones' Unlimited, how may I help you? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3956 Yes Sir...the 3D printer is busy printing your sales team. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3957 Okay, so I took all my lovers from when I was single and brought them together for one night -- and maybe I do have a type. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3958 I said "make loans," not "make clones" 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3959 Scott, it looks like the 3D printer is jammed again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3960 Who said it was okay to send in the clones? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3961 The casting director thinks you may have been too inflexible in your criteria. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3962 The Xerox repairman is here. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3963 As usual, each one has been saying he's different from the rest! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3964 Bill, the copy machine's broken again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3965 The WILSON octapulets are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3966 Oh my god!...... My boss has cloned himself, and it is out of control! ----- like the water and Mickey Mouse scene in Fantasia, but with flood of Harvey Knucklesteins. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3967 "Come quickly!!! George has been playing with the 3-D printer again! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3968 Looks like someone's been goofing around with the Xerox machine again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3969 Yes, the 3D printer is definitely plugged in. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3970 The accounting department is here for the diversity training. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3971 How do you want to proceed with the audition? 250 men and they all fit the part 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3972 Can we get " Send in the Clones" removed from our office playlist? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3973 Please move Bob away from the 3D printer... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3974 Ugh. I'm gonna have to call you back, Dr. White split the wrong atom. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3975 What do you mean he looks like Groucho Marx? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3976 Quick! Call the copier repairman. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3977 Hollingsworth fell into the 3D copier. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3978 Accounting? Your copy machine is malfunctioning again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3979 I said jokingly, bring in the clowns, definitely not the clones! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3980 Pretty sure it's been Carl who's been into the 3-D printer. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3981 A few seem to be maze-bright. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3982 Oh, so this is what hipsters grow into. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3983 It is my distinct honor to welcome all of you to the First Annual Cloning Convention! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3984 Morpheus, get me out, there's a glitch in the matrix! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3985 No, I can assure you it wasn't Human Resources's idea to clone a middle-manager. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3986 Hello Uber, do you have a clone car? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3987 I only asked for one body double. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3988 Phil ? Your clones have arrived. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3989 Start the music. I'm sending in the clones. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3990 The "funny glasses, nose and groucho mustache" group just finished. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3991 Sir, the applicants for the accounting position are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3992 There seems to be a problem with the copier. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3993 Please describe this Mr. Jones. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3994 ACME Pest Control? I've got a swarm of Lennie's that just hatched. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3995 That's enough for now. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3996 I said three dozen scones, not clones. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
3997 The bestselling author of 'Why Go It Alone When You Can Have Yourself Cloned?' just arrived. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3998 It's like being in 'The Matrix'. They're everywhere. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
3999 Barbara, get down here quick, there appears to a issue with the magnetic shielding around the Tedverse. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4000 "There has been a breach in the clone barrier. I repeat, there has been a breach in the clone barrier. They are over-flowing into the hallway as we speak. Call in the containment team, Now! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4001 Oh dear, I knew about Dolly the sheep, but ..... oh my ! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4002 There must have been a typo - our casting ad said 'Blond,' not 'Bland.' 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4003 The copier's broken 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4004 All the other shelters are too close to schools. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4005 Sandwich order: 120 pastrami's, no mustard, no mayo, and hold the pickles. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4006 Get down here fast. There's a sale on cuckolds. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4007 Well, I think Craig fixed the copy machine, but that's not the issue. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4008 The glare is going to be blinding. 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
4009 I told you after all the hot guys the nerds would start coming our of the closet. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4010 "It's not a 3D printer prank. I'm pretty sure it's "Accounting". 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4011 Looks like Harold is playing with the 3D printer again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4012 Quick! Tell someone the door to accounting is jammed open. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4013 And I thought I was the one with multiple personalities! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4014 The shortlisted candidates for 'Diversity Officer" are here 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4015 Call for Mr. Waldo! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4016 I'm telling you Nancy all men are the same. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4017 Sir, the 3-D printer in Accounting is stuck on "Duplicate" again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4018 Hello tech support, the 3-D printer has malfunctioned again 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4019 Yessir, but you might want to re-think the company photographs. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4020 So, they went with Larry for the clone program, not George Clooney. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4021 They all pitched in for a new iPhone. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4022 I don't know... maybe fingerprints would help? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4023 It's the ties that bind them. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4024 Stop the machine! This A.I. model definately won't sell! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4025 I want to report a problem with the copier. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4026 Hold on, I'll see if he's here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4027 The cloning room works! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4028 The Conformity Practices meeting is breaking up. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4029 Tell Rob he left the Clone Machine on again last night. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4030 The Xerox man...er...men...are here... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4031 Yes, I know there's a creative drought in Hollywood, but I don't think Orphan Bob is going to cut it. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4032 The recruiter has hit on a very effective algorithm. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4033 Get tech support down here...the copier is on the fritz again...and call Fred's wife to see if she can swing by to pick up her husbands. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4034 There's been a robbery. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4035 The clones from accounting are on the floor! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4036 I think they've reached consensus. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4037 It was a sell-out but I don't think we met the diversity goal. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4038 'Quick, the cloning antidote!' 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4039 101 Dalmatians: 40 Years Later 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4040 The clone drones have arrived. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4041 Hello, Tech Support ? I think we're having a problem with the 3-D printer. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4042 They sent a thousand clones instead of clowns. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4043 Hello Maintenance? The copy machine on floor 14 is on the fritz again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4044 What we have proven is that all species do not prefer free range. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4045 Department of Treasury? We've had a CPA spill! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4046 Sir, the Johnson multiplets are here to see you. Should I send them to the auditorium? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4047 They are looking for a second opinion 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
4048 I'm going to need some help here in the college admissions branch... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4049 Get Charlie up here right away, the 3D printer is going bonkers again! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4050 Hi, this is Jill in HR..... 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4051 I think there's been a mishap with the copying machine. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4052 You want me to introduce EACH by name? 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
4053 What do you mean talk to the bald guy with the striped tie? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4054 You can always count on Mr. Jones to break the mold in men's trousers. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4055 I am looking for him. Did you say he has a mustache? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4056 I said I need ed a nerd, not a herd 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4057 Yes, it's a success. Now turn off the cloning machine 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4058 Mom, when you said you had a few options to set me up with. How many is a few? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4059 The copying machine malfunctioned. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4060 Hello, The drone clones you hired from the temp agency just arrived. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4061 We're trying to promote diversity in the office. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4062 Enough, switch to the model with hair now. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4063 I think we should have been more specific in the casting call than, "Should also look the part of an accountant." 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4064 About that copier upgrade... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4065 Hello Maintenance....there seems to be a serious malfunction in the photocopier room! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4066 Is there someone efficient in charge of the blue blazers? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4067 Typo on his resume - "Expertise in stocks and bondage". 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4068 The octuplets are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4069 I said turn off the copy machine not the coffee machine! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4070 The auditions for "Lee Mur on Broadway" are here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4071 There's an overflow crowd for the Groucho Marx audition. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4072 OK enough already, now start cloning the women. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4073 Geez! Trump's populism is only the beginning. Here come the robots. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4074 Yes, but what do we tell his wife? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4075 I know our goal is diversity, but there is a problem here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4076 John, what does your Uncle look like? I think he may have just come into the office. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4077 Sir, I believe that your face data has been hacked! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4078 Tine to use the chip implant 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4079 I think I found the water cooler room. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4080 The Trump-voter androids are ready for their 10-month checkup. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4081 No, no, no! I said 'Send in the CLOWNS, not the CLONES!' 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4082 Tell HR that the people in accounting are multiplying again. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4083 Which one of you is John Smith? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4084 Please cancel the diversity training session. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4085 The 3d copier is on the blitz again. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4086 I think it is time to shut down that clone experiment. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4087 I said clone my business not my employees 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4088 Who shall I say is transitioning? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4089 Mayday! The experimental and control groups mingled. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4090 Your face-identity iPhone has a problem... 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4091 Bills' here. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4092 Larry, turn off the clone machine immediately. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4093 Hello Amazon? I was mistakenly send the wrong order. I wanted a year supply of corporate accounting forms not corporate accountants. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4094 You said his name was John Doe? 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4095 You owe me $30.00. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4096 Quick, give me Human Resources. We have a diversity emergency! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4097 Could you send someone to the copy room? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4098 May I speak to the copier repair man. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4099 This is Gladys calling. How do you say I would recognize Mr. Schultz? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4100 Did you send in the clones? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4101 Hold on...I found the 3-D printer, it's in Accounting. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4102 What do you mean they all look alike? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4103 All I said was, 'Bob Smith, please come to the door.' 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4104 .."some thing has gone horribly wrong with your "copy and psste!" 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4105 I asked Central Casting for just one geek! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4106 Jesus Greg, get away from the copier!! 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4107 A big misunderstanding, they must have said, "send in the clone", instead of "the clown". 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
4108 Mary, will you please tell Mr. Emmet I need him urgently at the Duplicating Department. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4109 Please send someone down here from duplicating immediately 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4110 ahh... Mrs. Anderson, we've been expecting you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4111 No, it's not an improvement on smiley faces. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
4112 Yes, we have all the Progressives in the building here now. How do you want us to indoctrinate them? All at once or in stages, as has been the custom? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4113 OK, but what should I tell the Sorcerer? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4114 Yes Sir. I think there are at least two who could play twin zombies. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4115 No,here he is.Bob just walked in,and Bob and Bob and Bob and Bob and.................. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4116 hello, Unique Employment Services ? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4117 You better get down here, Frank. The Robo-Man machine's on the blink again. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4118 Sir, I think all of the applicants went to the same college. In fact, I will take it a step further and say they are all from the same shallow gene pool. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4119 NO, I said "bring in the clowns" not the clones 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4120 The phalanx of accountants you ordered is here, sir. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4121 Stop making copies. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4122 OMG It's the boys from bristle. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4123 I can't talk now. I'm at the Ashley Madison convention. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4124 The operation was a success. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4125 Oh my! Is this the first Octuplet convention? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4126 It looks like the boring robots are replicating again. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4127 We need to talk to our head of diversity. It's just not working out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4128 Uh-Oh... looks like the accounting guy we laid off last week has hacked our new AI copier 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4129 Stop the 3D printing NOW!! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4130 Casting? I said Game of Thrones, not clones. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4131 You know, Ed... Ed. You met him at the Werners' party. Bald,glasses, small mustache. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4132 At least it's not just his butt anymore. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4133 Is that 23rd Century copiers? I wanted to let you know our copier is working now. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4134 It's the Walking Fred 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4135 I know we want consistency with our customer service but this is just weird. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4136 The committee concluded there might be a need for more diversity in our hiring practices. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4137 Sir, the ChromeDomeClone Group meeting has ended. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4138 I'm sorry. He is taking a vacation day today. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4139 Tell the diversity coordinator this is an emergency. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4140 Anderson jammed the 3D printer again, sir! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4141 No. Have ties, need waists. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4142 I'm the real Shady 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4143 I thought those guys who cloned Dolly had gone out of business. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4144 I just knew that some day they would all come looking for the doner. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4145 Oh dear! How many models of the accountant did you order? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4146 The Clone Brothers are here to see you. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4147 Notify IT their 3D copier is acting up again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4148 Your new tax-policy focus group is here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4149 Sir, it's Doris. The cloning room was a success. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4150 Also Kathy, if you see Bob, ask him why he had to order the most expensive copy machine in the catalogue. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4151 Eighty-seven ayes, zero nays. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4152 Mr. Flood is here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4153 I think they're all here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4154 Where are the clones? Don't bother, they're here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4155 The new version of dominos to wow the audience. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4156 ...no, your IRA program is remarkable... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4157 The Clone Accountant Agency is here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4158 I think the 3-D duplicator may have turned on us. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4159 Gotta go—guys are here from the copy center. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4160 Just don't ask whodunit. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4161 'Send in the clowns,' I said. Clowns! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4162 Ellen, you need to call the Xerox guy again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4163 Sir? I'm not sure this "Rapture" idea was such a great one... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4164 The auditors are here ma'am. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4165 Turn off the machine! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4166 Please send the repair man, our copier is on the fritz again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4167 Hi, I'm calling to report a problem with my 3D copy machine. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4168 They broke the mold when it came to you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4169 Someone opened the door to the cyber-auditors. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4170 Are you still in the copy room? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4171 Sir, I believe Bill was only joking when he said "Why don't you just clone me. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4172 Ooooh . . . I must be dreaming! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4173 We're still looking for the original. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4174 You have reached the Cloning Institute of America (CIA); how may I help you? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4175 Does he have any OTHER distinguishing features? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4176 Cloning 101? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4177 Help! I can't get the CRISPR off overdrive! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4178 Your not kidding, these guys are a dime a dozen. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4179 Hi, yeah, the copy machine is broken again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4180 I think we should turn off the overhead lights, reduce the glare. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4181 Remember your comment that 'no two accountants would prepare the same tax retunr?' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4182 the Doppelgangers are here to see you 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4183 Somebody's playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4184 Yes, Wilma, it's happened again. George got into the copy machine. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4185 No, I only ordered the Groucho Marx glasses, not the models. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4186 I said legal-size, not lawyer-size. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4187 The Edgars are here 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4188 Very funny, Mr. Handford, you're little Waldo is all grown up now, and it seems he's HERE. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4189 More fierce than rabbits. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4190 I think we should retire the copier. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4191 It's claiming to be the original "They/Them/Their." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4192 My dealer said this stuff was mild. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4193 um... Who let the Dougs out? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4194 Whilson, you know how much we love your 1 hour delivery, but we ordered 300 scones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4195 Can you tell me which one was my husband, please? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4196 No, you misunderstood me. I said we needed clowns! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4197 Sir, about our client...it's not a male cologne company. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4198 We have a problem with the copier, again! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4199 I just love seeing everyone so excited about their jobs. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4200 When I said that I needed more workers like you, I didn't mean it literally. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4201 Well, the down-side to permitted immigrants bound for the U.S. is that ... they all have Myopia. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4202 The paper jam is fixed but now there seems to be another problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4203 The 3-D printer settings were changed again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4204 Suzanne, could you check to see if Bob from Programming is at the 3D printer again? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4205 Well, there might be diversity in the model of their IPHONES. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4206 Wait... That's not what I ordered! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4207 But they ALL have mustaches! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4208 Yes, I understand. Straight ahead to the cliff, please. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4209 It's morning in America. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4210 All the Waldos have been found. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4211 Cloning humans is much less risky than cloning brooms. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4212 I'm not sure our affirmative action plan is working that well. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4213 I don't see him here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4214 No I'm not getting old. I just can't remember what he looks like. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4215 Get maintenance up here; that new copy machine is acting up again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4216 Mr. Musk, the new drones have arrived. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4217 I found him, but he's hiding among his clones again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4218 The candidates for advancement have arrived. I'm getting insight into why minorities tend not to be promoted. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4219 Oh my! How will we ever achieve our diversity goals? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4220 I think there's a problem with the copier. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4221 You want me to send in the one with the mustache 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4222 This way...this way please if you are responding to the Tinder posting looking for Robert Redford look-a-likes with bad vision. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4223 Hello? Charles Darwin? I'm afraid the latest cloning experiment has gone terribly wrong! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4224 It is the bald one with glasses and a mustache 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4225 I said that we're going to start manufacturing drones not clones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4226 Go forth and multiply 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4227 best speed dating event ever! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4228 Dr Whitcomb, the Fink quadraguples are here for the IVF follow-up. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4229 Yes, the identity theft appears to have begun in our accounting department. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4230 Didn't we get him trained in 3D printing last week? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4231 Yes, hello. Can you connect me to the cloning department? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4232 The copy machine has gone haywire again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4233 I think the vote was unanimous. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4234 Sorry, gotta go. Looks like Gene's been doing his 3-D printer prank again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4235 Please stop sending applicants through. Not enough rolls of tissue avaliable for squeezing. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4236 Hello IT department, The 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4237 You were right: combining a micro-wave oven with a photocopy machine was a bad idea. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4238 Hi Tracy...Stuart entered his employee ID in the 'copies needed' again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4239 Will the real Clone 1.16 please step forward. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4240 Houston -- We have a problem! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4241 There's a problem in the copy room. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4242 He just got laid off and he's beside himself. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4243 Hey Boss, I think we have a slight problem in the break room. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4244 The copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4245 Mr. Peters, this is Gwen in HR...., yes sir all the interviews are completed...mmmm, which one did you hire again? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4246 I said, Frank Oz is 'The Flash' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4247 Sir - you might want to reconsider laying off the diversity and inclusion officer... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4248 Hey, our copy machine is broken again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4249 It looks like Hiram got the 3-D printer working but we have a new problem. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4250 I'm not 100% sure. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4251 It’s just as you feared. He’s cloned mediocrity. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4252 Cloning is now cheaper than recruiting. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4253 The CPA we can use, but can we have him without the CGI? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4254 It's about the new 3D printer... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4255 I think you'd better come down. The guys from the cloning convention are here! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4256 Hello IT? I'd like to report that I'm seeing some un-malicious male ware. And it's replicating. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4257 I found out what that button on our new 3D printer does. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4258 They've come from being tested by Apple. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4259 When I said the copy machine is on the fritz, I meant it made a couple dozen Fritzs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4260 Cross-breeding successful. They're ready for transfer to the Faukland Islands. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4261 Jim, the copy machine is glitching again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4262 They are not nearly as flamboyant as last year. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4263 Something's gone wrong with either the copier or the genetics lab. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4264 Which Mr. Wilson did you wish to see? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4265 Shall I send in the clones? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4266 The ad was supposed to read bird wanted, not nerd. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4267 The board members are here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4268 We never should've paid the first clone, now they all want a salary. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4269 OK - Send in the next group for the Conformity 101 workshop. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4270 I said phone the accountant, not clone the accountant! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4271 We may want to be more precise about multiplying shareholders' stock 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4272 I can't believe it, The Glass Ceiling just got a mustache and middle-aged gut and yes, bald. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4273 They said he was at the convention and -- oh, wait. I see him. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4274 Remember when I said not to put the copy machine next to the microwave? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4275 The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The meeting of the clone society is over. The . . . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4276 Hold on, something went wrong when I reserved the meeting room for Mr. Sims multiple times. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4277 Mr. Bixby just left the meeting on improving diversity. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4278 IT? Our 3D printer is stuck on 'bald and middle-aged' again! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4279 Well, we were anticipating exponential growth this quarter... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4280 I'm afraid they sent clones, not clowns for the function. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4281 The computer's on the fritz again.Could yo send down the cute guy in accounting. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4282 I think they've finally reached an agreement. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4283 "Uh oh, I think the 3D copier is broken again". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4284 Sir, I'm telling you it's very difficult to generate diversity in the accounting department. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4285 Looks like the speed-dating session is going to be speedier than I expected. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4286 I don't think these are the clones the Empire wants. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4287 The enhanced personality profile in our new recruitment guideline appears to be optimized. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4288 On my mark, release the Stepford wives. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4289 You know how people say we all have a doppelganger? Well, Fred from Accounting apparently has 75, and they all look hungry. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4290 How many Mr. Jones will you need? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4291 I said send me copies of the accounts - not the accountants. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4292 Boss, did you switch the job posting description with a Tinder profile? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4293 Say 'Yes' to the Tie 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4294 The copier is broken again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4295 They're coming out of the motivational training session now, sir. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4296 Yes, I'm happy to report that the cloning project is a BIG success. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4297 I want the Phones, not the clones!!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4298 Irises! Irises! not IRS's! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4299 Hello IT? the 3D printer copier is acting up again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4300 Did the president order a clone strike? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4301 Quantum recruiting appears to have a downside. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4302 This company can really use some more diversity. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4303 You know that new copier we just had installed...? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4304 I heard stocks were up 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4305 “Is it possible that he’s wearing a toupee? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4306 No. We ordered genetically modified WITH work station assignments. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4307 CALL GENENTECH NOW !! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4308 We're going to need a lot more coffee. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4309 Carol, I gotta go. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4310 Field a softball team? No problem! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4311 Perhaps our hiring criteria checklist is a little too specific. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4312 The overflow crowd exits the "Learn Ro Be Yourself" Symposium. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4313 That professor doing the cloning experiments sure has a bizarre seance of humor. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4314 Mr. Bannon, I'm afraid the applicants are more diverse than expected. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4315 Tell the I.T. department the 3-D printer is malfunctioning again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4316 Fred! I think there's something wrong with the copier again! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4317 Sir, SOS! We need more space...the clones are overflowing. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4318 But they're all wearing glasses. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4319 That darn copy machine got stuck again ! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4320 Explain to me again the purpose of this cloning experiment. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4321 Sheep! I said we wanted to clone sheep, not the veep. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4322 Good news...your stockbrokers have more than doubled. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4323 Bill is leaning on the copy machine!! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4324 The Clone Boors have begun! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4325 The 3D printer is misbehaving again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4326 Revoke Carl's access to the 3D Printer immediately! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4327 all balding white men with mustache look alike to me. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4328 In the next ad, can you back off on the previous job experience requirements? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4329 I asked for multiple applicants but I guess they forgot to break the mold. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4330 The accountants are multiplying! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4331 The product testing is showing consistent results, sir. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4332 Who put "applicants must match requirements exactly" in this ad? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4333 He did say his biggest weakness was his swarm of aimless clones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4334 "Oh no, is it slack, tie, glasses, and mustache day today? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4335 The Clone-a-Matic has gone bananas! We need the repairman and 75 toupees immediately. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4336 We better call the CDC. It's spreading. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4337 You're damn right the hiring committee screwed up. I asked for a guy we could count on..not guys for us to count on 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4338 You need to stop cloning around! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4339 They say everyone has a double....but honestly this is more like a cartoon clone nightmare! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4340 You sent me to Clones, Incorporated. I want DRONES Incorporated! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4341 We've got to start recruiting from outside the company. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4342 Can you describe him in a little more detail, please? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4343 Like the phases of the moon, but for office procrastination. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4344 All we needed cloned is his finger print to pass the biometric scanner! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4345 "CLOWNS, not clones. Send in the clowns!" (Isn't it rich?) 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4346 John, John, John, John, and, uh, ..... John are here to see you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4347 Counting the number of clones who can fit in the conference room is not in my job description. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4348 HR better get down here quick! The diversity initiative is not working. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4349 This mentoring thing is getting out of hand. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4350 The drones for the office have arrived. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4351 I.T. Dept., we have an emergency. Artificial intelligence has spread to the copy machine and it has a wicked sense of humor! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4352 I think this corporate training session finally did the job. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4353 Pre-computer graphics, 2,500 identical men were required to play the falling scenes in 'The Matrix'. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4354 Online dating just got a little scarier... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4355 Yes, doctor, I think Mr. Rosen has stopped taking his medication. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4356 Variety? I thought you said to put the casting call for "Streetcar" in the Wall St Journal. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4357 I'll call you back. The copier's acting up again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4358 I'm afraid we're gonna have to collate Frank. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4359 I wonder how fertile their mother was 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4360 I said call the FEDS not the Teds! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4361 The clones are here. Would you like me to send them in? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4362 5,000 brown cardigans ASAP. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4363 No, Phil cleared the jam before he tripped. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4364 Mr. Sondheim, they're here." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4365 Can someone turn the copier off? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4366 The photocopier is broken again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4367 When you have just graduated the ninja school and you show it off what you have learned to your crush at work. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4368 OMG an infestation of Culprits! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4369 Hello? Missing persons? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4370 We're cloning Ollies today. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4371 Jones has been tinkering with the copier again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4372 Someone is playing with the 3D copier! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4373 Did You Say You Were Taking Your 11:30 AM Appointment To Lunch ? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4374 There seems to be some confusion between the men's room and the copy room. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4375 Yeah we've started shooting The Matrix Accountants. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4376 The copy machine's behaving strangely! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4377 I think I better understand his split personality. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4378 They're still here looking for their jobs. Yes, I told them they were obsolete. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4379 I think the photocloning machine needs a reboot. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4380 Sir, you need to get down here! Your electro human duplicator does seem to be working, but I can't turn it off. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4381 She said she couldn't get enough of me. So, I stepped up my game. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4382 Yes 200 of the same order 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4383 I just don't buy that tech has a diversity problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4384 Your clones look sleepy: Please bring some coffee or a lot of mattresses and pillows. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4385 Hello duplicating? I think you misunderstood my request. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4386 Yes sir, the new employees are here. Yes sir, they fit your personality preferences. We'll need name tags. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4387 We have to get a sense of urgency into these fire drills. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4388 The clones are coming out now... who do you want to speak to? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4389 Can you give me a slightly better description as to who I'm looking for? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4390 So what if there's nothing else like them? They still don't help our diversity. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4391 Sir, the Novak centuplets are here for part 2 of the Making Sense of Birth Order workshop. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4392 I think a Starbucks card would be a better productivity incentive. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4393 Looks like the cloning conference has gone well! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4394 Howard, you're replacements have arrived. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4395 Didn't you say the accident in the cloning department was contained? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4396 George Clooney has arrived. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4397 Contact Muzak fast: "Stop playing '"Send in the Clones' "! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4398 Oh my God! It's the Singularity! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4399 Yes they are dreamers, but not my dreamers. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4400 Sorry to bother you sir ... Chuck messed with the 3D printer again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4401 Yes, sir, they're just coming in now. You're right. I don't like the looks of that third one either. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4402 Perhaps we should reassess the diversity initiative. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4403 Diversity Department? I think we have a problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4404 I can't find a plumber, but if you need an accountant... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4405 The nerd clones are coming out of the closet! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4406 Perkins has been playing with copier again 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4407 I don't think the results of the DNA test will be necessary. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4408 Hey Chief, I think the 3-D printer's on the fritz again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4409 I'm not sure. Could you describe him for me? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4410 Tell Mr. Trump to forget the wall... we've got a bigger problem. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4411 Hey, I think I figured out why the 3-D printer is way over budget. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4412 Good news. We only need one iPhone for the entire staff. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4413 I'm in the middle of a meeting for middle-aged mid-level managers who have no hips. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4414 The clone workers are all set. Now all we need is ten dozen name tags. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4415 I don't think we're going to make our diversity hiring objectives this month 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4416 Hey Marge, better call Bob, Wilfred’s been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4417 The boss' order of warm bodies has arrived 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4418 I think the new drones you ordered have arrived. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4419 Yes, they're all here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4420 Our 3D printer is on the blink again....yeah, this time I think we'll need Security to help out. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4421 Drones??! No, this is the Office of Clones! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4422 Couldn't you have made the office clones a touch more dashing? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4423 Quick, turn off the accountant cloning machine 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4424 This is Frank Stella's latest construction - a fresh surprising twist on green cross-hatches. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4425 Yes, but wouldn't it be better to ask for Mister Waldo? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4426 Wearing a NECKTIE bomb, you say? Trigger's in the BELT BUCKLE? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4427 You're going to want to halt production Marv, somebody's gone and set the duplicator to "Dilbert". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4428 The Cloning Convention is on break right now.I'll call you back. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4429 Did I miss the 'Bring Your Clone To Work' memo? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4430 Yes, the meeting in duplicating has just ended. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4431 Better call the exterminator. I think we have another invasion of accountants. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4432 Grover's Mill immigration office. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4433 My Apple Music order was 'Send in the Clowns', not 'Send in the Clones'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4434 Someone didn't clear the number of copies on the 3 D printer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4435 Copier's on the fritz again... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4436 I.T., get down here a.s.a.p. The 3-D printer has gone haywire again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4437 Your repeat of the atom splitting experiment has gone horribly wrong! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4438 I'm sorry but I think this is carrying gender equality too far. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4439 The copier's malfunctioning again! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4440 I said to clone a work army, not a dork army! You're not getting a good Yelp review I can tell you that much missy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4441 Forr the nwxt scene I requested 81 Bold men, not 81 Bald men. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4442 Looks like somebody left the 3D printer on again 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4443 Oh yeah, I also need to order a copier. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4444 Yeah...I think the copier is messed up again... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4445 It appears that there may be a side effect to your new anti-aging cream. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4446 He'll be hard to reach if he doesn't have a unique ring-tone. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4447 Has anybody seen Ned? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4448 The effect of the "school spirit" talk was stunning ! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4449 They all look the same, disoriented, like all of their i Phones are nowhere to be found. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4450 That new detailed headhunter app may have over done it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4451 "The Zerox guy is here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4452 Well, we're screwed in the cloning case. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4453 Hello? There's been a mistake. We said we wanted to test your new cologne maker! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4454 We need to stop duplicating the work load! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4455 Our redundancy analyst had a run in with the 3-D printer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4456 i'm confused, i thought we agreed to kill off this nasty character..? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4457 The hologram machine duplicate button is stuck again... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4458 He's right here, I'll put him on speakerphone. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4459 and they're all named Groncho! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4460 no, our play is called a thousand CLOWNS!!!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4461 Hey Bob do you remember that movie Multiplicity? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4462 I guess he changed his stance on diversity. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4463 I thought we were cloning secretaries not mid level non decision makers. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4464 Is Rich there? There's an embarrassment of Riches. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4465 The clones you ordered have come. Where should I put them? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4466 ...I told you having Jeffrey Tambour as our speaker was a bad idea. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4467 Can we get someone up here from IT? The 3-D copier is jammed again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4468 How many carbon copies of 'Bill' did you say you needed, sir? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4469 Yes, sir. I am looking for Waldo and I can assure you that he's not here! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4470 Mr. President,did you want the good news or the bad news about money spent on cloning research? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4471 Apparently, there has been a malfunction in our copier. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4472 Fritz is on the copier again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4473 I ordered clowns, not clones. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4474 I have a feeling that all the men that enrolled in this speed date lied about their looks. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4475 It's our worst nightmare! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4476 Mr. Palmer believes his look alikes are more efficient. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4477 ...and they all claim their name is John Smith. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4478 Fred! You sent the Milton look-alikes for the Office Space remake to the wrong casting office! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4479 I knew I should have taken the red pill. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4480 Who said Nepotism is dead? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4481 There was an explosion in the cloning factory. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4482 Sir, the men for the new 'Where's Wilbur' photo shoot are here, but you're not going to like this. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4483 Yes sir, but while I agree the results of your uniform work cubicle policy are very remarkable... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4484 We can go ahead and cancel the second experiment. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4485 Umm, I'm not sure if I'll be able to keep up with the Joneses today. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4486 Looks like the copier is broken again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4487 I think I have meet all of Roger's personalities!! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4488 Sir, the 3D printer is stuck again; and now we've got 40 Harry's from accounting! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4489 I have a call for Harry Smith XXXVIII 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4490 Something went terribly wrong in the lab. Send help! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4491 The early adopters for the IPhone X have arrived. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4492 The Ralphs are loose. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4493 Well, they're certainly bald 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4494 Gibbons in procurement screwed up again. I clearly told him to order a bunch of clowns for this year's retreat! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4495 What wording did you use for this casting call? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4496 Tell someone to turn off the 3-D printer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4497 The eyewitness is certain we have the right man. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4498 Gender Equality: the secretaryal pool is all Bobs' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4499 Maintenance, the cloning machine is jammed, again! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4500 Can you be a little more specific in the description of Mr. Jones? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4501 Yes, she is coming out now. I am sure I will recognize her. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4502 He says you shouted "DUPLICATE !" and it happened. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4503 You're right, that new 3D printer is awesome! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4504 The Lacey dectuplets are here, sir. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4505 The vex toys are restless. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4506 We need more work for accounting, their projections are duplicative. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4507 No,this would be easier for everyone if YOU had worn a pink carnation today. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4508 There seems to be something amiss in the genome lab. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4509 The Diversity Task Force is just letting out. We need to talk. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4510 Remember those guys from the old "I keep hitting copy and nothing happens" cartoon? Well, I found out where they are now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4511 Well, there's not a whole lot of choice here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4512 Our cloning experiment has had unexpected results. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4513 Yes, I see him. He stands out like a sore thumb. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4514 Sir, Wendell fixed the 3-D printer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4515 Staches are out. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4516 Yes, but they are ALL Caucasion. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4517 Hello,Maintenance? The 3d printer in Accounting is broken again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4518 Hello Tech Support, the 3-D copier is MALEfunctioning again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4519 Let you know as soon as who arrives? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4520 Uh-oh. The copier is still broken. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4521 Oh my gosh! How can you tell the politicians apart? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4522 It's gotta be a family reunion of some kind 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4523 We have a problem! Our cloning machine is out of control. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4524 We never should have given Ted access to the 3D printer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4525 I haven't spotted him yet, but I'm pretty sure he's our kind of guy. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4526 I told you to clone the bolder employees. Not the balder! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4527 Yes. They're all demanding sitting desks. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4528 Tell the copier repair guy to come back. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4529 I know, I know...but it's 3-D printer that won't turn off! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4530 John Smith? I'm looking for Mr. John Smith. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4531 A message ? Sure I can give him a message. What does he look like ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4532 The Groucho look-alike contestants are leaving. Apparently they couldn't decide on a winner. It was a tie. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4533 The overcrowding is driving them in-same. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4534 Hello Morpheus? This is Trinity. The convention of retiring Agent Smith has arrived. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4535 I know you said I couldn't miss him but which bald guy with glasses and a mustache would he be? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
4536 Art Department wants a word, Sir. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4537 Uh.... something has gone terribly wrong with the Brad Pitt duplicates. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4538 The robotic copier in Accounting is acting up again. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4539 What's the number for photocopier repairs? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4540 Hello, HR? Please send your Diversity Officer up to my department, pronto! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4541 okay, so we cooked our books a little...i think one or two would be enough 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4542 Clyde is abusing the 3D printer again. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4543 Sir, they're breaking out of the conference womb! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4544 This is worse then finding Waldo. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4545 Okay, I released the Clones. Now what? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4546 No, nothing new. Same. Same. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4547 Can you rustle up a few more I.D. badges? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4548 Hello Mr. Enolc. The Dollys are here to see you! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4549 Is this all one family? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4550 It's bring a Drone to Work Day. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4551 I ordered a bunch of bread, not a bunch of Fred's. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
4552 This explains last month's copy room expenses. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4553 We’ll call it “The Matrix Re-Audited: Agent Smith Goes to Washington.” The machine-world IRS maintains control over humans through tax audits and seeks to re-possess Zion for unpaid taxes. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4554 I would say that your clone academy is working. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4555 It should be a little while before Ian Brown's motion reaches homeostasis. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4556 Sir, Thomas Crown is here to see you. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4557 He expects his chances for a raise to multiply. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4558 Yes, I believe you may just have misunderstood me a bit. I said I need a room full of clowns not clones. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4559 They told Harold he should get out of bonds and into stocks. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4560 George, turn off the 3-D printer NOW. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4561 I think the 3-D printer went haywire! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4562 Hi, I'd like to book a one way flight. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4563 I think there's something wrong with our copy machine, yes I'll hold. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4564 Something's gone horribly wrong with the copy machine. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4565 I'm looking for my wife. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4566 How do you turn off the cloning machine? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4567 oh no, the cloning was a success, but... 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4568 Clowns! I said send in the clowns, not the clones! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4569 Warning ... while great minds think alike, they never dress alike ... let alone look alike. Be afraid, be very afraid! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4570 Mr. Watson — come here, I want to see you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4571 Not bad, but Ed from Accounting is missing that Dolly the Sheep charisma. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4572 This is Anderson. The copier on 14 is acting up again. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4573 All the individuals have arrived. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4574 O.K., Waldo is his first name. What's his last name? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4575 Yes, the diversity training class was very well attended....I'll have to call you back. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4576 Perhaps we should have specified which Mr Mumford was required. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4577 Yes, I know I asked for "someone to meet my every need" but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4578 Oh my! I think the copy machine is broken...! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4579 "I am Spartacus"! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
4580 I need to get back to you later. The CRISPR CREAM conference just concluded. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4581 Strange, but apparently there are no woman shoe salesman at this convention. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
4582 .. some sort of super power 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
4583 Who let the docs out? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4584 Uh-oh! The cat's out of the bag! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4585 I’m here for the ‘3rd accountant from the right’ audition, what part are you going for? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4586 Bob, I will have to clone you back. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4587 I thought you requested quantity over quality. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4588 Google autocompleted clones for clowns? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4589 Auto repeat request for a bookkeeper got stuck! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4590 I've got some bad news on the "designer babies" front. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4591 So far, the new identical pill is working. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4592 The Ingenuity Seminar is just ending. Hopefully it will have some effect. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4593 Mr. Vader: I struck him down, just like you said, and now he's become more powerful than I could possibly imagine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4594 Come quickly-- the 3D printer in the engineering department won't stop 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4595 You say I should stop the mustached, bald headed guy and tell him he needs to report to work at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
4596 Remember when you said, "Find one thing you're good at and master it?" 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4597 Please stop the bloody cloning system! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4598 Tell Mr. Duke we have a foolproof way to maintain a white majority. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4599 It's all teachers and no pupils 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4600 They all wear glasses too. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4601 Which Mr. Charles C. Riggs do you wish to speak with? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4602 Oh my god, 3-D printing is so advanced? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4603 3-D printer's gone nuts. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4604 They all go by Joe Blow! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4605 I didn't say "send me a million Chucks" when we were in the annual budget meeting! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4606 One of our Repro guys has figured out how to get more than one paycheck. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4607 The Sorceress's Apprentice is back in HR again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4608 The Lou Bots are headed downstairs. You can send Phil up." 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4609 No, Mary isn't a part of the executive committee, they’re just getting out now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4610 I'm the type of guy that really grows on you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4611 I told you...Mr. Jones is more than two faced. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4612 The copier is down again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4613 We have a strict dress code. I need to order 500 blue blazers. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4614 Get me Neo on the phone stat, IRS Agent Smith is going viral. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4615 EMERGENCY! The cloning department is stuck on "Repeat"! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4616 Did he leave any better description than "I'll be the dork with the mustache"? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4617 I think the copy machine has been hacked. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4618 Why do we keep using generic cloning samples in our experiments? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4619 Don't bother, they're here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4620 Sir, the hive mind is here for its interview... 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4621 The photocopier is acting up again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4622 Looks like Bob fixed the copier. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4623 Mr. Nelson, we have a problem, the name tags were never delivered. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4624 Can you give me again the clue how to spot a Master of illusions? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4625 All Frank has busted loose. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4626 The IT guy dockerized himself again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4627 The new hires just came out of Herd Training. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4628 Hello, maintenance? It looks like the copy machine on the second floor is acting up again. Better hurry! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4629 No, really, the cloning research is going fine. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4630 What do you mean "what glass ceiling?" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4631 Call the 3-D copier hotline--fast! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4632 'I think we are being too narrow job focus'? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4633 Just how many sperm donations did you make in college, Tom? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4634 Yes, they are interchangeable, but I'm not sure it's by design. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4635 Looks like Carl's been made redundant. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4636 Can you be more specific? This place is crawling with nerdy looking guys. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4637 We need to update our diversity policy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4638 Yes, the seminar on creating your Yes, the seminar on "Creating Your Own Idenity" just finished. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4639 Sir, the Cloning Conference is just taking a break now. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4640 Building maintenance? Yes, there's a problem with the copy room. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4641 Copier's acting up again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4642 "The new photocopier just made 10,000 copies of our HR manager, Francis X. Erox. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4643 I know Harold does a good job, but do we really need so many of him? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4644 Send Tech Support, now! Something's happened in the Copy Room! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4645 It's an anonymous vote, alright. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4646 Yes, I know I called -- what kind of copier company are you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4647 I just gotta be me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4648 The Zombie Apocalypse I think it’s begun! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4649 I think the copy machine is broken again, Henry. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4650 Hey Fred....your self-cloning program has worked a little bit too well. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4651 I know sequels are easy money, but Agent Smith has not aged well. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4652 Yes, I'm sure. He said his name was "Mr. Penguin ". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4653 We're going to need more bologna sandwiches. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4654 It looks like he's here. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4655 I don't know who organized the conference but I think they're all accountants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4656 Marge, I thought you said it was a woman's seminar 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4657 Well, ma'am, there was a typo. They sent us one hundred men instead of one hundred pens. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4658 Joe's fooling with the 3-D printer, again. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4659 Where are the clones? Quick send in the clones. Don't bother,....they're here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4660 We've got Sids again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4661 Looks like another ones lost everything in the stocks 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4662 Did you give me the wrong address? Yes I requested middle-aged, but male models nonetheless. And why are Bannon, Spicer and Scaramucci here? They can all go. Pronto. But at least they'll never hear me say: "You're fired! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4663 They have already hung their jackets on chairs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4664 Remember "we sue at dawn"? The accountants you requisitioned to "count"er are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4665 We need to improve our interview process. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4666 When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth . . . oh, my fucking God! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4667 Is this the right place for auditions? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4668 I heard phone, not clone. Oh dear, you do look tired. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4669 The copy room's jammed again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4670 This is what happens when we run low on workers at the genetics lab 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4671 Did you send Otto to Duplicating again? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4672 I think the copier's on the fritz. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4673 Help! The hiring freeze unthawed unexpectedly! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4674 I know you gave me a picture of him, but there is a slight problem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4675 I'll be there in a minute. There's a logjam at the copier. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4676 Quick! Turn off the 3-D copier! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4677 All I can say is once you see one Sir Dean you've seen them all. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4678 He's bald, with glasses and a mustache and is wearing a white shirt and tie? OK, I got this. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4679 I wanted drones, not clones! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4680 I need to speak to the recruitment department. Their diversity initiatives are not working. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4681 The male half of the Clone family has arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4682 Which Mr. Lemming would you care to speak to? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4683 Someone spilled water on Mr. Gizmo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4684 I said 'Clowns!' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4685 I'd like to place a delivery order. Five hundred pastrami on rye. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4686 I think the 3D printer is malfunctioning again 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4687 Bob's stuck in the clonatron again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4688 No, the 3D printer. Brent thought it just needed ink or something. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4689 The cloning program does work, but the sample to be copied could have been chosen more carefully . 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4690 Mr. Schnebly, the clone is more than a success. Will the original Mr Schnebly step forward. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4691 How do the new interviewees look? Seen one, seen 'em all. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4692 Boss, I think Mr. Jenkins misunderstood you when you asked him to obtain some LOANS for the office. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4693 Sir: the diversity meeting has just concluded. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4694 Jan, I think the copier is on the fritz again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4695 Can you send someone up to the copy center? The 3-D printer has gone mad!! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4696 To which Mr. Smith do you wish to speak? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4697 The political convention is on break. How do I find Senator Thompson? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4698 Short-listing my short-list. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4699 The horror! The horror! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4700 Larry's from the fertility clinic are here to see you. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4701 How do I tell which one has the big cock? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4702 We're going to need more coffee. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4703 I thought you said,"Make a clone call". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4704 Chief? We sent Perkins from IT down to check out the 3D copier and...well, looks like it's malfunctioning pretty badly. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4705 I need help fast! The 3D printer is going berserk! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4706 Could you send another technician, please? The copier machine is acting up again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4707 We need a copier repairman repairman 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4708 Sir, I believe the "I wish I could be in more than one place at a time" you ordered has arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4709 Have H.R. ease up on their recruitment filters. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4710 I've a feeling this Hiring Diversity Meeting may face one or two challenges. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4711 Stop hitting copy! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4712 Can you be more specific about what you mean by, “a diverse and inclusive applicant pool?” 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4713 There's been a mistake. They sent in the clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4714 The Freds are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4715 Security! The Walking Ed has taken over accounting! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4716 The 3D printer seems to be malfunctioning again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4717 You won't believe this...the copier just went kerflooey again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4718 Someone told them we had cookies up here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4719 You said he had a doppelganger. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4720 Mr. Withers? Your four o'clocks are here... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4721 Security? There seems to be a problem in the Hall of Mirrors. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4722 Ok! Can you describe him? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4723 Our 3D printer has gone overboard. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4724 Sir, we ordered too many accountants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4725 I've got Phils. They're multiplying. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4726 Never mind. The copier's working fine now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4727 Hello H.R? Who said "send in the clones?" 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4728 And your guess for the number of Mr. Jelly Beans in the container was, . . . what??? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4729 The c.p.a. Seminar just broke for lunch. Should I tell them now that lunch is not included? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4730 You'd better send someone downto look at the photocopier. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4731 I said scones, not clones! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4732 Will the real Bald Doe please enter... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4733 Sir, the copier is doing it again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4734 We need him, but not Golden Handcuffs need him 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4735 Can you give me any other identifying features? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4736 I've heard of gender identity but never middle aged bald guy identity... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4737 I believe all those appli KENTS just arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4738 Call repair, the duplictaing machine is on the fritz again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4739 The Self-Reflection Conference is just getting out. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4740 Tell IT there's a problem with the copy machine again... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4741 I guess the casting call was too broad. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4742 You say it's an emergency and that Mr. Feldman is bald, has a mustache, wears glasses and has a tie. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4743 I don't know, hold on and I'll ask five of them the same question. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4744 Well, they have a diversity of perspectives. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4745 Hi, this is Barbara calling from inside the Matrix. Could you tell Agent Smith that his dad is here to see him? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4746 Red Alert! Compliance has cloned itself 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4747 ...yeah, hi... this Marjorie Davis in Personnel. This is your last chance, Frank... enough messing with the 3D copier! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4748 Who let the docs out? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4749 My guess is that they are penguins incognito! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4750 I'm sorry. I can't get in to turn off the copier. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4751 The Edgars are here 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4752 I think your casting call for Groucho lookalikes is way out of hand, sir! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4753 Call for help! It's the Accounting Apocalypse! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4754 You asked for extras for the show, so here we are! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4755 Balding, glasses, striped tie. Got it. I'll see that he gets your message. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4756 OK, I'm liking this new approach to diversity. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4757 Yes Security? Something's off at the Cloning Department. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4758 Oh, yes... The copier IS working... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4759 I said, "The clone machine needs fixing--immediately!" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4760 "The Zerox guy is here. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4761 I'm telling you, this new branch, it's like I'm in Being Non Malkovich. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4762 The World Conference on Human Cloning is going well, but we're running low on name tags. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4763 The clone masters contingency has arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4764 Herman tried to do a selfie on the copy machine. I think he broke it. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4765 Tell HR I think I've found the problem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4766 The refugees from hurricane Dolly are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4767 I don't know, it's slow. A little more Miralax? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4768 I think we turned the cloning machine up too high! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4769 Can you be a little more specific about what he looks like? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4770 The audition call was for clowns, not clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4771 She's the clone arranger. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4772 I think we've been transported back to 1955. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4773 Hello, Ajax Theatrical Supply? How will I recognize Ryan and McConnell? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4774 I wished for few problems not new! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4775 Cancel the 3D print job. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4776 Sir, you did ask me to send in the clones, didn't you? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4777 Personally, I think R&D's cloning project has gotten out of hand. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4778 Tell your so-called genius Watson it’s a song from a musical, and this time spell it out. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4779 The new compliance standards are working like a charm. Unfortunately, the elevator is not. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4780 Come quick! Alfred's smartphone 3-D selfie camera is stuck in the COPY-PASTE mode. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4781 Match.com doesn't work this way. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4782 It's time for your meeting with Jefferies. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4783 The Dudes program is getting out of hand! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4784 I think our diversity program still needs a little work. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4785 Yes sir, the anonymous clowns meeting has just let out. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4786 We might want to rethink the facial recognition app, Bill. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4787 The copier's gone haywire again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4788 Which one?? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4789 It's a Gene thing. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4790 Cloning has its disadvantages! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4791 Your 3:333 o'clock is here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4792 The copy machine's malfunctioning again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4793 Service Department? Come quick--the #D printer is out of control again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4794 The cast of "Meet The Clones" is just leaving. The room is free!" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4795 ... and this is a Déjà vu Gallery, devoted to identity theft victims. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4796 Hello, Security? I think we have had an, um, incident down in the cloning lab. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4797 I'll just bring in the best looking one first. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4798 Tell security I can't find the guy with the bowtie as yet. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4799 It's a bit strange but I think someone cloned Schmedley. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4800 The new 3-D printer seems to be working now. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4801 Yes, there seems to be some trouble with Mr. Tribble. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4802 Leslie, please turn off the copier! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4803 Cloning Central calling- how's your supply of graying toupees? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4804 Hello? The copier is broken again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4805 Tech Support? I think the copy machine is broken again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4806 I can't find him, all these white male executives looks the same. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4807 Thar all say they're here to run for Congress. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4808 Oh, no, they've all been brain washed 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4809 Which one of you fuckers is Mr. Smith? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4810 Yes, we hit the stop button but it's still turning him out. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4811 Jeremy, I found the Chinese IT Association meeting room 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4812 It's the Walking Ted from accounting. We need a larger room and entrails. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4813 I said to hire a millennial, not many Neal. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4814 Good news: the copier's fixed. Bad news: it now duplicates in ways in which it wasn't meant to. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4815 Marge, the 'Claim Adjuster Seminar' has just ended and I'm feeling very horny. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4816 Hold on, please. Senator Smith is just entering the room. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4817 No, our casting call doesn't include a height requirement. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4818 I have 25 identical morons auditioning for a stripper role. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4819 I.T., I think we have a problem. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4820 Looks like we aren't going to need the name tags, Cindy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4821 Just to let you know that your cloning experiment was sort of a success. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4822 Did someone sneak in and use the DNA replicator, maybe Joe from Sales? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4823 Mr. Escher is here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4824 Sir, the Diversity Champs are here 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4825 Doctor, we have enough now for the call of volunteers for the consciousness study in self-awareness. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4826 Sir! We have a situation with the new 3D copier! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4827 They've been delivered, but they sure don't look like an Apple product to me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4828 You misunderstood, I said "send in the clowns" 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4829 Kathy, the ad said 'Three males; not females...' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4830 I guess I didn't know what to expect when you said it was a "Bob" convention. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4831 The job applicants fit your ad description to a "T." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4832 You better call the exterminator again....looks like the accountants are back. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4833 No, no; I texted "'clowns', Send in the clowns." 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4834 Im so glad we decided to call it Eau de Clone 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4835 And they're all named Waldo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4836 Which one was from Harvard again? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4837 The new iClone is amazing. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4838 Remember when you said you wish you had more Hermans? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4839 Yes, they ordered three hundred, Agnes, can't imagine why. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4840 The new copier unit is not the model we ordered 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4841 Their father sells copiers. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4842 Quick. Get me the new iClone. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4843 Jeff's been playing with the copier again! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4844 Mr. Sondheim, we have a problem. They just sent in the clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4845 Yes, the Republicans have arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4846 Oh No! The photocopy machine is running wild again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4847 All I said to him was to make sure next time he copied himself! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4848 The 3-D printer is malfunctioning. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4849 Ma'am, which of your husbands do you want to speak with again? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4850 The copy room is working at peak efficiency. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4851 We have a situation in the copy room. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4852 Apparently they're all called Waldo !. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4853 Copier malfunction on seven! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4854 'Send in the clowns?' I thought you said, 'send in the clones.' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4855 I said I wanted you over for "tea," not infinity! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4856 Your 10 o' clocks are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4857 I think the copier is broken! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4858 Sir, the candidates that the Applicant Tracking System selected have arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4859 Dr Clone, when I said I wish we had another 100 accountants as good as Harold...... 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4860 Alexa just sent us 135 accountants. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4861 Balding, glasses, mustache, paunch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4862 Unique and irreplaceable, I told the agency... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4863 Susan, send an exterminator down to the comptroller's office right away. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4864 " I told them the DNA for for this experiment was labeled under "T" for Tom Brady, what dimwit went into the "S" for Schlub" ? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4865 ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4866 ??????????????????????????????WHY'S??THERE??SO??MANY??BALD??DUDES??IN??THAT??ROOM??OMG???????????????????????????????????? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4867 Sir, the Phils are here to see you 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4868 There better be more to this new line of our male sex bots. WAY MORE. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4869 I've discovered why 'Send in the Clones' is playing on the office music system. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4870 No Alice, I'm pretty sure this is not what the Emperor expected when he ordered a Clone Army. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4871 Send in the CEO candidates! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4872 Some meeting's just ending - I think it's the Diversity Committee. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4873 I said, "Bring in the clowns," 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4874 What does the cross-dresser wear?? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4875 The Look-a-Like Contest finalists are just leaving. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4876 Challenge is, they all look alike to me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4877 We've just finished "The Immortal Life of Henry Lacking". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4878 Hey Boss, did you order a gross of Artie Gross's? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4879 I think you can stop production on the Groucho Marx disguise gag. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4880 Ok, we've got enough Mutt look-alikes, send in the Jeffs. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4881 The men's room has become too literal. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4882 Yes, it's impressive that it works, but was cloning NATHAN really the right choice? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4883 The 3D printer did it again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4884 Tell Chip that shutting down the cloning lab is going to be trickier than we thought. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4885 There's a problem in the controlled breeding lab. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4886 Security, security. I think we have a toupee thief in the building. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4887 He will be tied up all day, Mr. Krause. He has to pick a new hire. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4888 what is exactly this convention about again and who exactly am I interviewing for tonight's news grab. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4889 The copier is stuck again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4890 Sir, this is Ellen from cloning... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4891 The accounting temps are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4892 Seems they were finally able to reach a consensus! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4893 I can only describe it as "The March of the Pin-heads." 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4894 Randy has been fiddling with the cloning machine again. Seal the exits! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4895 Ok well how many is IT in Roman numerals? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4896 We cloned the wrong George Clooney 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4897 OK . . .which one? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4898 You have to come quick. The accountants arrived to consolidate our financial statements. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4899 Oh - you didn't get the memo that it is casual Friday 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4900 The gentleman with multiple personality disorder has arrived. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4901 Does our building insurance cover Cy clones? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4902 In my defense, office drones and office clones sounds so similar! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4903 How many interviews did you schedule for the hair transplant commercial! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4904 OMG the copy machine did it again! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4905 "high performer clones, these are what we need" - Corporate 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4906 The Xerox people are here. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4907 it's always a weird time when the centuplets come to town. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4908 I know, but remember that experiment you started before going on vacation? 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4909 Send IT up here fast. Thompson has been messing with the 3D printer again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4910 I'll send in the clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4911 The Xerox has gone horribly wrong. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4912 Oh yes, the cloning program has worked. I'm just not sure it is the best thing we have done! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4913 Casual Fridays were such a morale booster we thought we'd give Dad Bod Mondays a try. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4914 The new employee is playing with the copier again! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4915 I'm afraid we have a mutation in the mustache-gene pool. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4916 He's here ..the bald guy with a diagonal striped tie...now what do I do? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4917 He's on the move 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4918 Hello Staples, copy department? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4919 The subpoenas for Does 1-100 have been served. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4920 It's Nelson again, fooling around with the 3D printer. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4921 Gregory, I said to PHONE Mr. Braithwaite, not CLONE him! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4922 Yeah, I asked for Dolly. You sent Ed from Accounting. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4923 How can I tell? They look like brainless clones to me. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4924 Yes, I can also show them how to personalize their desktop wallpaper. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4925 I don't know -- penguins in disguise? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4926 Hello, Diversity Is Us? There's a problem with our order. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4927 Send somebody up from Tech, right away. We have an issue with the copier. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4928 The sticky note read '100 3-D copies TO Walter...not OF Walter!' 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4929 Fred - maybe our requirements listed in the job posting were too specific 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4930 Did you order a business incubator from Monsanto? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4931 Sorry sir, but Waldo has changed clothes 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4932 I don't think they were programmed for coffee breaks. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4933 There's a malfunctioning 3D printer. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4934 I'm sending in the clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4935 It looks like the copier is on the fritz again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4936 The Miss America cloning failed. 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4937 I gotta call you back...Frank's been messing around with the 3-D printer again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4938 Sincere? Yes. Flattering? No. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4939 The 3-D copier works fine. Do you mind using it on the mens's room? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4940 Does the cloning machine have an off switch? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4941 B.N. Cloned Accounting Solutions - I can I help you ? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4942 President, " —," your Cabinet is here, ready to kiss your tusch. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4943 Sir, it's about that Costco purchase... 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4944 The whole Accounting Department is quitting! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4945 It was for U.S. border clones, not order clones. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4946 Which one used NOGAINE? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4947 Have you seen their jackets? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4948 They all look like father, mother. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4949 Flashmob is rolling in the lobby, cue Gangnam Style over the PA in 5. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4950 Look, I said 50 extras, not 50s' extras on the set! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4951 I asked for only one duplicate copy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4952 This is not what I meant when I asked for multiples. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4953 We should clone the lab too. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4954 Yes, the Clone Wars ARE starting. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4955 Hello? I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4956 They're baaack! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4957 Remember when you asked me what could be worse than having old caterpillar lip working here? r 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4958 Next time try cloning someone a little less penguinesque. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4959 The Marksmen have arrived for the audition. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4960 Gladys, I think they got the memo. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4961 I think we've gone too far with the dress code policy. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4962 I'm tired of your ex-husband following you everywhere. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4963 Wait. Wait. I'm sure he said a purple shirt. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4964 Yes, they all have Trump ties. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4965 I don't care if Legal says it technically works as advertised. We're still not taking Hair Multiplier to market. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4966 Someone took my iPhoneX 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4967 The applicants are here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4968 OMG! 50-yearold hecatontads! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4969 The director says each actor's outfit should represent men's fashion trend from each year of the past millennium. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4970 Doesn't look right off as if they have cloned a super race 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4971 The bald, Groucho Marx look-alike contestants are here ! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4972 The Gordons are here for their ten o'clock, sir, and I think the Harveys and Irvings are right behind them. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4973 Mr. Baker found the new 3-D copier. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4974 Hello, clones r us? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4975 Your 2:00 Groupthink team is here. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4976 'The Doe brothers are here." 1.0606 0.06061 33 32 0 1
4977 Who let all these noseeeey men in? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4978 I told you not to leave the cookies in the cloning machine. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4979 Yes, They are all genetically identical in in every way 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4980 They all look alike. Isn't that what you wanted? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4981 It's speed dating, not cloning! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4982 Who ordered a lot of losers? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4983 Call you back -- it looks like our middle manager storage has just sprung a leak. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4984 Mr. Smith from accounting will meet you in the lobby. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4985 I'll need a better description, they all look the same to me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4986 They all voted for Hillary. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4987 They're specifically asking for you Barbara. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4988 OH, HOLD ON A SECOND. HERE COMES MR.CLONE NOW. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4989 A scene from the failed horror film, 'Penguin Man Clones Himself' 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4990 The Trump clones are finally here ....but there's a problem. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4991 Tell HR the 3-D printer is working. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4992 It's the photocopier again. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4993 Which one of you is Mr. Baldmidage Witglass 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4994 We have a problem. Call Disney. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4995 Send Maintenance upstairs immediately! The button on the iClone is stuck again. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
4996 My husband's a reap trendsetter... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4997 The revenue of the average Joe. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4998 Are you sure this is the Latin dance group?!? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
4999 I'm going to have to call you back... 'not all men' has arrived. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5000 I think the copier is acting up again. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
5001 Yessir. I've discovered why the Cloning Department is running over budget. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5002 Wow! They fixed the clone machine 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5003 No, it doesn't look like he's lost any support. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5004 Do not send in the clones. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5005 Can you tell Mr. Musk the copier's AI is upset again? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5006 You're right, accountants of a certain age do all look alike. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5007 The Kelly boys are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5008 Please hurry, I think the copy macine in accounting is evolving. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5009 About the new 3D printer... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5010 Yeah,can we get someone down here to check the 3-D copier? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5011 Mr. President, your staff have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5012 He just left the copy room. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5013 The clown factory? I thought you said go to the clone factory. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5014 I said let's work on the DRONES, not the clones! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5015 We need more chairs for the self-actualization session. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5016 No, herbs--like basil. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5017 He voted for Pillory. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5018 Can you send someone up to the copier room? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5019 Is he the one with a fly on his head? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5020 Um..... Remember Dolly? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5021 Despite their differences, they have one important thing in common. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5022 Hello. Is that the photocopy engineer? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5023 It's spell check, Dave. I ordered 100 cones. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5024 I don't get it 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5025 I said clowns, not clones: bring on the clowns! Oh, and I was speaking figuratively. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5026 I DON'T THINK WORKING IN ROBOTICS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA1 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5027 Sir, your no drinking policy has the staff "tying one on" in a different way. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5028 These bots have the wrong face on. Don't let Mr. Bell see them. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5029 Sir, there's a problem with the 3D printer... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5030 I found the Clone Convention ! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5031 You may sit anywhere - the name signs are all the same. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5032 It was love at first sight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5033 The half-suits are arriving. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5034 Copy on that. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5035 Sir, I think someone left the 3D printer on all night. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5036 The 3-D printer is on the Fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5037 Trust me, I'll recognize George Clooney when I see him 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5038 Help. The 3-D printer is running amok. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5039 Clone him! I hardly know him! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5040 I think I know who stole our CRISPR toolkit. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5041 Hi, this is Kate from Clone Casting. We are ready to go here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5042 We found Eckersly, he was napping in the cloning machine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5043 Quick, warn the CFO! The government has cloned IRS agents. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5044 The Assertive Accountancy class is just turning out ... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5045 I need more than white shirt and grey pant to track him. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5046 Well, the patriarchy has arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5047 Yes, Sally. Pick the best looking one. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5048 Just how many John Smiths did you ask to come in for interviews? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5049 Hello, customer service? Our 3D printer is on the fritz again 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5050 I did not say "Send in the clones". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5051 I'm going to need more than just bald, with a mustache and glasses. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5052 And they can all share the same benefits package! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5053 Sir, I ordered their jackets for the rally. They'll be alternating between Confederate Red, Supreme White, and Patriotic Blue. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5054 looking for "an average man" to play the role 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5055 Ok...the accounting department meeting just ended. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5056 Did you watch the Twin Peaks finale? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5057 Sir, I have good news and bad. The good, cloning works. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5058 Hello? Guiness Book of Records? What's your high water mark for the number of clones? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5059 Our company focus is marked individuality 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5060 The copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5061 You're right. We need to revisit our equal employment opportunity policy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5062 It's the invasion of the body snatchers! I thought it was just my social security number and identity that was stolen! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5063 No, my eyes aren't deceiving me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5064 Sorry Woody, the 3D printer seems to be stuck on Louis C.K. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5065 What does he look like? Oh, boy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5066 I thought I specified in triplicate. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5067 The bewildereds are here in the lobby. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5068 Diversity is not our strong suit here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5069 Don't tell me there no such thing as cloning, I have a whole room of the same looking bookkeeper. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5070 Yes, we are ready for the face, voice, height and weight recognition as well as the dress code for Mr. Smith's computer, phone and door bell systems. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5071 The Xerox representatives are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5072 "Yes Men R Us"... may I help you? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5073 Someone must have hit the "Continuous" button on the 3D printer. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5074 just bc others are doing it... does not mean you need to 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5075 No, not the coffee machine... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5076 I thought we were reproducing sheep! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5077 Hello H.R? Your cloning project in Accounting needs some supervision. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5078 They're filing out. Could you describe him again? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5079 The Penguin Accounting guys have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5080 I said make Hex Bugs, not Rex Scruggs. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5081 I think there is a problem with the new photo-copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5082 It looks like the Annual Accountants Luncheon is just letting out. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5083 Honey, I'll call you back...someone let out the C.P.A.s again...it's audit season. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5084 Mr. Luntz, the undecided voters are here for your town hall meeting. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5085 He told me he would be wearing a striped tie. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5086 I see Albert walking toward me now. Fortunately, the clones can't move, and he's made his escape. But will you please turn off the replicator? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5087 The clone app is a go. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5088 Check the cloning button - it's stuck! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5089 So this IS the 3D printer repairman? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5090 The Matrix is alive and well at MIT. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5091 Maybe if you could describe him a little... . 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5092 I think this is it, Susan. But first, remind me of Saturday's RSVP list... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5093 Something happened to the copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5094 I dunno- I think I'd call it a Klone Kar 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5095 Who did you say I should be on the lookout for? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5096 I'm just wondering who gave Ted the codes to the Time Machine? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5097 The Nonconformists International meeting just broke up 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5098 Uh oh. I must have touched that HDR icon on the camera and Fred burst again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5099 the democrats are here 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5100 Release is confirmed. So far not one has asked for directions. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5101 Can you let personnel the clone training just ended? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5102 Yes Jane, they're fine, but none of them has a pocket protector. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5103 I don't think a physical description is going to help you much. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5104 I didn't think ‘old crone’ convention could be right. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5105 Sir, your army of accountants have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5106 Yes, absolutely! We can, in fact, recommend independent directors for your board. Let us know if you need any chemicals certified as well. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5107 We have enough accountants, set the clone machine for stone cold killers. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5108 The cloning machine is malfunctioning. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5109 Be still my heart! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5110 It's the screen test for the film version of The Organization Man. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5111 Well, it actually a pretty average looking group this time. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5112 Central Casting? What if we skip the mustache? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5113 I think the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5114 We need a technician to the copier room! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5115 Hello, is this Clone-O-Matic repair? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5116 Please send a technician the copier is stuck again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5117 Let's tweak the wording on our next casting call notice. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5118 I found them. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5119 For the audition we asked for clowns, not clones! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5120 I was told not to think outside the box. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5121 Send in the clones! Don't bother they're here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5122 Harold's been made redundant. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5123 Mr. Kerlak has been sitting on the copy machine again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5124 I told Alexa I wanted 100 metal miniatures, not 100 middle managers! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5125 Sir, can we slow down on the CPA cloning? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5126 Face doubles are here, sir. Shall I get Robert's iPhone? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5127 Quick! Unplug the 3-D printer. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5128 We need a more diverse group to conduct the line-up 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5129 It's an overworked 3D printer kind of day. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5130 Taken by surprise, Pegg alerts Megg that the Herm have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5131 Yes, I'd like to speak to our diversity coordinator. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5132 Technical Service? Yes, I need assistance: the virtual reality feature on my new phone seems to be stuck on repeat in the Really Reality mode. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5133 Floor 10, sector C. We have renegades. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5134 He's been sitting on the copier again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5135 ...then after the power came back on, there was a loud noise in the copy room where Louis was on the glass, making copies of his face. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5136 The copy machine is doing that thing again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5137 So, about your vacation at the Black Lodge, Bob... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5138 We have a glitch in the mimeocloning machine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5139 The Harolds are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5140 Yeah, it looks like they fixed the copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5141 Beta testing the Apple iClone. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5142 Do you happen to stock glass flooring? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5143 Hello, maintenance? The copier is malfunctioning again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5144 Sir, it looks like we have another sausage fest on our hands! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5145 Sir, the new hires have finished their orientation. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5146 Smith just 3-D himself. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5147 Jeeves, welcome to the "Clones Club". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5148 So does he look like Walter Cronkite with a lot of time to kill? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5149 Mr. Dunder has cloned himself again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5150 Boss, I think there may be a problem with the Copy Center.... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5151 I think we need a more diverse lead character. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5152 They wanted to be able to share i-Phones. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5153 I have no idea what convention this is but it clearly is not the Nuns for Motorcycles convention that you asked me to cover. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5154 No,....I'm in LA. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5155 This is Hilda in the travel department. I thought we only sent one of Derek to Kamino. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5156 Cafeteria? How we fixed for milk toast? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5157 Yes sir, the iClone 9 you ordered is just about ready. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5158 Hello, IT? It's almost 5 pm and the copier is malfunctioning again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5159 We need to reexamine our design. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5160 'The Association of Inspired Thinkers is arriving.' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5161 Thank you for calling Goldberg, Ginsberg, Goldberg & Goldberg, Attorneys at Law. Which Mr. Goldberg do you wish to speak with? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5162 Call security, Harold's been messing with the 3D copier again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5163 I think our CRISPR formula may be flawed. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5164 Yes, the infestation has spread to this floor too! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5165 Looks like the Clone Department meeting is over. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5166 Sir, I think the company's drive on workforce diversity has taken a very wrong turn. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5167 "Unbelievable! The people that are showing up for the 'Hair growth seminar', they all look the same". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5168 Ed copied himself on the 3-D printer again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5169 Mr. James Smith? This call is for you! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5170 Cones! We ordered a gross of cones. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5171 No, I haven't seen Waldo yet. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5172 I'm afraid the job requirements were too detailed. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5173 The RNC's diversity committee just adjourned. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5174 It looks as though Tweeblefester has mastered the art of cloning. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5175 OMG, someone's been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5176 Can we get someone fromTech Support? The 3D printer has malfunctioned again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5177 Central casting, we requested preppie like and I believe our text autocorrected to penguin like ? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5178 Quick! Call the copier tech. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5179 Just how long have you been waiting? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5180 they all have mustaches 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5181 Just got to Cy's office. Talk to you later. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5182 Will the real Mr. Jones please come here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5183 Um, George Cloney is here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5184 I was mutter-hummming. Send in the clowns must have beeen misunderstood. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5185 I asked you to send over about 30 clowns for the carnival -- not clones!!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5186 The iPhone says: 'Will the real Dr. Watson please step forward? ' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5187 The contestants for the "look alike" contest have arrived 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5188 Ladies night at Applebee's. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5189 I'm waiting to the left of the elevator I don't know if I'll recognize you from your LinkedIn Photo 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5190 Hi, it's Sam. Could you please put me through to Genetics? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5191 I said we want "Here's Groucho!" not every Marx brother who ever lived! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5192 Yes, Team Bland has arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5193 I hate the Monday after Fashion Week. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5194 I can report that project clone has exceeded expectations! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5195 Which one is Steve again? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5196 The 3D copier is on the fritz again, but this time I know the culprit. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5197 I think you better call Xerox. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5198 I have stumbled on an episode of Actuaries Gone Wild 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5199 The Revenge Of Thomas Dewey Who Lost The 1948 Presidential Election To Harry Truman Perhaps Because Of Anti Moustache Bias (If Not Allegation Of Wedding Cake Groom Lookalike). 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5200 The Axelrods have gotten loose again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5201 I may sound jaded, but they're all the same... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5202 He's here, alright. I think. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5203 Maintenance? The copier is on the fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5204 Whoa, who authorized the release of the clones? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5205 Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5206 Yes sir, your leadership is definitely infectious. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5207 Sir, your guinea pigs for the hair growth product have arrived! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5208 How many clones have you ordered, sir? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5209 This time I think Bob really needs to Synergize. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5210 I think the copier is broken! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5211 Wait, we cloned the one male feminist in the company? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5212 911? We're being invaded 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5213 I specifically ordered them with shirt pockets and protectors 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5214 HR's diversity program is toast. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5215 Attention CEOs! Your tax cut is on its way.". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5216 I'll tell them, sir. A tax auditor's job is never done. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5217 Looks like Melvin has been fucking with the 3-D printer again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5218 I don't know, Smitty --- they all look the same to me? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5219 That new 3-d printer is brought again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5220 His usual big presence, he's collecting himself now; unblended currently... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5221 Looks like the cloning trial went a little too well. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5222 All the arrivals are dressed alike. Could you describe him, please? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5223 Did someone request a temp from The Sorcerer's Accountant? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5224 I think the new printer works a little too good. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5225 Burning Man is so tight. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5226 Ummm, about that special project we've been incubating... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5227 Recruiting? Emergency... we need to relax how detailed we made the position description! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5228 I think my boss is testing me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5229 Where's Mr. Waldo? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5230 His name is "Sam"? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5231 The Account bots are loose again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5232 I said 5 Harolds, not 500. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5233 He's tall, bald and is wearing grey pants, white shirt and a striped tie. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5234 Yes, the clones *are* footloose... but at the moment they're not quite fancy-free. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5235 Are we hosting free mustache trimmings, today? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5236 Your Shortly order has arrived, sir. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5237 I am telling you there is no accounting for them. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5238 I'll have to call you back, Larry from accounts is having some trouble with the photocopier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5239 Well, it is especially hard to be the only woman in a conference about cloning. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5240 Looks like the merger between Doppelgangers and Clones has been finalized 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5241 Omg the Matrix is real... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5242 Tell HR they can turn off the 3-D printer now. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5243 Your 1:00 appointment is here, I think. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5244 Our Family Referral program needs a non-clones clause. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5245 Sir ...When we were out in the warehouse, earlier - were you squeezing the Charmin, when you said 'I wish I had a hundred more like me?' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5246 Sir the delegation for Penguins Lives Matter is here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5247 The accountants have gotten loose! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5248 Boss, we have an HR problem in the Duplicating Department. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5249 He fixed the copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5250 The 3D printer seems to be having a problem. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5251 I don't know who they are. They just keep repeating, "Say the magic word and win $50". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5252 I thought you'd solve our little 3D-printer issue. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5253 Hello, Match.com, I didn't think you meant this kind of matching. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5254 Casting here. The balding mustached accountants with no waistline are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5255 I'm having a hard time distinguishing Mr. Smith from the crowd 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5256 You REALLY did mean Cy Clones were on the way? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5257 Mother, I know I need to remove my dating profile from Clone.com. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5258 Well, the accountants are all on time but I don't see anyone from sales yet. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5259 Mr. Musk will not be pleased. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5260 I wish these geneticists would stop cloning around 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5261 That man is here again. This time en force. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5262 I think there's a problem with the copy machine. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5263 Does anyone have schematics for a border wall? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5264 Are these the men in the Grey Flannel Suits? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5265 They quantify but do they qualify for the job. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5266 Gentlemen, welcome to Acme Assembly Line, Inc. Our product is one of a ....forget it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5267 Accountants all look alike to me. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5268 No, my client requested a clown troupe, not a clone troupe! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5269 The Diversity and Inclusion task force meeting just broke up. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5270 I think our Carl copier is on the fritz. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5271 Mr. Ferrell, you need to get down to underwriting. Someone's released all the Dennises. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5272 OMG, who let the robots loose? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5273 Exactly how many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5274 Sir, it's Mr. Elliot our first cloning patient; he has a few questions. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5275 That's right. It's from a scene from "The Apartment." Only no Jack Lemmon. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5276 Well, the good news is that our HR target marketing campaign is working... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5277 Casting - I said several Walter Mitty types, not seventy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5278 Congress is in recess and looking for direction. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5279 I set out some food for one stray accountant, and now we're completely overrun. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5280 IT? There seems to be a bug in the new copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5281 Sir, I'm afraid Mr. Cheney has been fooling around with the copy machine again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5282 bring in the clones 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5283 The good news is that I think I finally know what "stanning" means. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5284 The repairmen are here for the copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5285 Yes, IT Help Desk? It appears that the copier machine is malfunctioning again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5286 Susan, where's Waldo? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5287 For God's sake don't let Donald Trump get wind of this! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5288 Your replacement is here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5289 What's the brand name of these men? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5290 Looks the team building workshop was a success. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5291 The old grouch division is here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5292 I think this is the group from the "You Can Be Me" workshop. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5293 The pack of Stanley's have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5294 Something's going on in the copy room. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5295 Let me find one who can massage my feet, then Accounting can have the rest. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5296 Help! Our cloning device is stuck. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5297 Either it's a doppelganger nightmare or he fell into the 3D printer. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5298 Swamp creatures. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5299 Where’d we buy that copier? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5300 "Might be time to update the job description". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5301 No, sir, they say they aren't clones, but they do all "No, sir, they say they aren't clones, but they all do answer to 'Rodney'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5302 So I missed the dress code memo. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5303 They're deadlocked over jury selection. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5304 I think somebody called in the clones. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5305 The boys from the Copy Room are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5306 We seem to have a run on ties today. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5307 I'll have to call you back, I think I'm in a mantrap. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5308 Get me rewrite! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5309 I think I found some more redundancies!! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5310 I found the compliance training. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5311 Sir, it looks like the annual NFL head coaches meeting is just ending now. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5312 How many times did you call Xerox? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5313 Will the real Dr. Livingston, I presume come forward. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5314 The invoice says "clowns". Must have been autocorrect. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5315 And by the looks of their ties I'd say they are all either engineers or accountants. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5316 I know I asked you to send in the clones...but don't bother, they're here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5317 It's every person named David in the Fortune 500. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5318 I'm going to have a hard time locating Mr. Smith 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5319 March of the Penguins 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5320 The fall CPA bloom is a doozy this year. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5321 I'm here Mr. Jones but I can't tell pick you out from all your clones. Give me some kind of sign! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5322 They sent over clones instead of clowns. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5323 They're all here for the George Clooney Look-alike Contest. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5324 The Harrys are going to lunch. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5325 I think this cloning is out of control. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5326 Herbie's been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5327 Uh Jim? Yeah, you might wanna head down to Compliance. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5328 The cloning was successful, we have a new supply of Robbie dolls. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5329 Quimby's at it with the 3-D copier again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5330 I thought you said Bob was wearing a white shirt. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5331 We might have been a little TOO specific in the job qualifications. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5332 Dan's here...yeah. Hang on, I'll find him. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5333 I thought we'd ordered only one copy of Mr Chairman. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5334 He'll be right out. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5335 Uh oh, the copy machine is on the fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5336 I know you like our "every man" logo but it's gotten out of hand. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5337 We have to fix that copy and paste setting on the Cloning machine in Research 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5338 I'm telling you, this clone program is ready for marketing. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5339 I think the printer is broken. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5340 Tech support? The cloner auto-off is broken again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5341 I need to report a problem with my copier. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5342 The copier's broken 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5343 How many Equivalent Heads did we ask for? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5344 This culture fit thing is getting out of hand 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5345 The Berman Hundruplets have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5346 The robots arrived. But I thouight you ordered assorted. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5347 Mr. Tarantino, I think there was a mistake in the casting ad. They printed "Homely Type" instead of "Comely Type"! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5348 Cologne? I thought you said "clone". 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5349 Your 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, 12:00....hell, they're all here 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5350 Should I deny the charges of nepotism? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5351 I thought the casting call was for Beauty, not the Beast... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5352 Sir, the candidates for the Bald-Headed League have arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5353 I told you to get me an account with amazon prime, not accountants standing in line!" 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5354 Clones?! I asked you to send in the clowns(add bold and italics to clowns)! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5355 Never let IT use the copy room, I said. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5356 Maintenance? The copier is on the fritz again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5357 I asked for "Bob" from tech! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5358 The Thomas Crown affair 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5359 Yup, it looks like the copier's gone bonkers, again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5360 Honestly, I am baffled myself. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5361 The prototype cloning device is stuck again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5362 The lab succeeded in cloning more than just Dolly the sheep.. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5363 On behalf of the entire elementary school — we miss the DREAMers, too. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5364 A clown closet. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5365 Next time, make sure to run the magician's headshot by me before he starts cloning himself. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5366 Remember all those middle-men we cut out? They're back! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5367 We can't get rid of him! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5368 I know Neo's retired, but call him anyway! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5369 The copy machine's on the fritz again. Could you send down the cute guy in accounting. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5370 Al is here and unaccounted for. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5371 My computer matchmaking picks are here. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5372 Boss, firing the Head of the Cloning Department just got really complicated. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5373 Copy machine's broken again 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5374 I said '100 apple pies', not '100 average white guys'! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5375 The copy machine has gone crazy. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5376 The 3D Printer is broken again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5377 If you thought our cloning research had too many bean-counters involved, you're in for a big surprise. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5378 Seriously, Marcie. There is something wrong with the copier. Send IT down here ASAP. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5379 If I was lost, I'd know it ...? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5380 Dr. Scott. . .I'm definitely experiencing some kind of Blade Runner meets Dilbert psychotic break." 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5381 You said MBA convention, I thought Multiple Birth Association. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5382 What do you mean, I'm limited in my scope of applicant selection? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5383 Your call for conformity met all expectations. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5384 Looks like the 3-D printer has gone awry again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5385 Please alert security that the research staff has succeeded with their replication project. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5386 IT? The copy machine is doing it again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5387 All I said was, 'We're ready for you now, Mr. Feldman.' 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5388 How many did you order, maam? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5389 The 3D printer seems to be malfunctioning 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5390 When I ordered the shipment of aged whites, I was taking about wine! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5391 Honey, you're going to have to be more specific. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5392 Payroll? It's the CFO. You are not going to like this... 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5393 Oh no, they cloned the wrong one. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5394 They are here to protest Bernie's single payer bill. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5395 I need the copier repair man repair man. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5396 Of all the men, why would you clone Phil?! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5397 Yes, he's coming out of .the meeting now. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5398 Tech Support? I think the 3-D Printer has run amok. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5399 "Double-booking" this room is not the half of it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5400 I think we have identified your demographic. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5401 The Dorkbot consignment has arrived! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5402 You're right, Madge, they are all alike. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5403 Could somebody please turn off the Herbert Clonemaker 3000 ? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5404 I told you we need two-factor authentication. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5405 The copy machine's gone berserk! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5406 I found the room where the copying machine is kept. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5407 "ACME RENT-A-MODEL, how may I help you?" "Yes, this is Helen at VIDEO ADS-R-US. I ordered just ONE, and the "Middle-Aged Male Accountants" JUST KEEP COMING AND COMING?????" "Yes Helen, you put the ONE in the Gross Column! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5408 We need to make this casting call a little less generic. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5409 I only asked for John Smith 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5410 the copier is fixed 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5411 Internet's down in accounting! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5412 Hello? Hello! Is this the Cloning Research Department?! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5413 I dunno...it all started when over the intercom someone started singing "Send in the Clones! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5414 The photocopier should not be used for personal purposes. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5415 Professor Dr. Hans von Clone and his family have just arrived. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5416 Where is the "Diversity in the Office" workshop being held? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5417 Exactly--and we're going to need another 9 cases of mustache wax. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5418 Yes Sir, Miriam here, I think I found those 'seed pods' your son Jimmy left here in your office ... they've seemed to have hatched. Yes, I did say 'hatched'. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5419 The Sons of Herrington meeting has just adjourned. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5420 This Diversity Training Workshop is going be one for the record books. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5421 We've a midlife crisis on our hands. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5422 Gary, it looks like the copier is acting up again. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5423 Come quickly, the copier is on the fritz again! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5424 They showed The Matrix for movie night 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
5425 Figaro? Figaro! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5426 I'm not sure which undistinguished, anonymous schmuck you're looking for. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5427 Yes sir - this has to be a sequel - 'Men in Paunch'. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5428 He calls himself PC. PC Load Letter. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5429 We'll need to replace the 3-D printer cartridge 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5430 Hey we have a problem. I made a mistake on that Prime order yesterday... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5431 The Diversity Committee meeting is over already! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5432 Seriously George, stop trying to sell your ties on Craiglist. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5433 And they're all asking for tuna fish. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5434 We need 2000 briefcases in a hurry. Try Amazon. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5435 The iPhone X test subjects have arrived. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5436 ...on another note, they got the cloning machine working again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5437 Go easy on the Old Spice. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5438 The Republican National Committee meeting has just broken up. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5439 Yep. The copier's acting up again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5440 Which mr. Which Mr. Smith? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5441 It looks like the Earl machine has gone haywire again.... 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5442 The copier's on the blink again. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5443 So...how long was he standing at the copier? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5444 Help! They're multiplying! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5445 You can turn off the clone machine now. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5446 Tell me again. How do penguins do it? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5447 We are ready to start judging for the accounting department's 'Most Flashy Costume' competition. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5448 These men don't belong in our non-conformity ward. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5449 You KNOW I'm afraid of clones! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
5450 Oh, the duplexer isn't the problem... 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5451 Yeah, I don't see any out of the box direction from this agency. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5452 Well I'll ask one of the Johnson octuplets. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5453 Oh, I think I found the Russian troll farm, from that elections. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5454 They look like accountants to me. They have w-a-y too much charisma to be actuaries. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5455 Yes Sir, the conformist delegation appears to have arrived. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5456 Yes, the consultants are here. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
5457 I said we needed a George Clooney type; not George Costanza! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
5458 Ah, the cartoon character cloning device is malfunctioning again. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
5459 Sir, they made all the robots look like Herbert! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
5460 Alert - AI copy machine malfunction 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5461 Oh no -- someone please unplug our 3D printer while I am still on hold with tech support. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5462 The cloning committee seems to have reached a consensus. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5463 Sorry, it looks like the Women's Health Policy Committee just adjourned for the day. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5464 The men are just coming out of the meeting on employee dress code and grooming. It seems they agreed 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5465 Your clones are here. They're looking for a bigger conference room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5466 I don't know which one to fuck first. Or I don't know which to **** first. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5467 This new batch isn't exactly what we ordered. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5468 Stop now! Your 'cutting and pasting' IS working! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5469 Scottish Dolly must be turning in her grave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5470 Yes, it's been seventeen years, time flies. The cicadas are coming to drown out Trump - do you hear the wings flapping? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5471 holy moly!! the 3D printer went berserk !! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5472 Our bookkeepers have lost count of our accountants. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5473 Looks like the copy machine's on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5474 The IT department is messing with the photocopier again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5475 Bad news sir,somebody left the 3 D printer on repeat over night . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5476 The Matrix Retirees: "Morpheus, the line was traced, I don't know how." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5477 'bout time clones are coming out. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5478 Tell me how many wet blankets you'll need for the party and then we'll discuss the cost. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5479 The contacts I just picked up -- were they for Frye or Fly? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5480 Betty, please tell the Sorcerer his apprentice has an emergency in Accounting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5481 I'm sorry. All pencil pushers look alike to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5482 Introductions lasted 3 minutes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5483 George? George? For god's sake, this is not funny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5484 The producer is mad, he asked for goatees. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5485 There appears to be a technical malfunction in the copy room. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5486 The contestants for the ugliest clone contest are coming out now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5487 Senior management position interviews: men wait to the left, women to the right. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5488 hey the minos are out of the meeting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5489 I thought our goal was diversity not regurgency. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5490 How soon can the 3D printer repairperson get here? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5491 Honestly mother, I don't know if I'm tripping balls or the engineers finally built that quantum workstation he was demanding. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5492 His name's on the list for the self-discovery workshop, so I paged him. And guess what? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5493 These recycled clones will be deployed soon to Afghanistan. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5494 Apparently, there was a typo in the ad. Instead of "party-face clown" it read "pasty-face clone". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5495 The Dickersons are back. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5496 Casting call for The Fungibles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5497 The look alike contestants have arrived 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5498 Copier's busted. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5499 Yeah, Fred just got here, I like what he's done with his hair! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5500 Who told you to send in the clones ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5501 We're down here at the copy room now... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5502 No Janice, I did not see Attack of the Clones. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5503 We're going to need two hundred identical offices. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5504 Is this the New York Times? You need to know that we are having an invasion of The Organization Men. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5505 I placed an order for pens, not peons! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5506 Your 2:30 appointments are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5507 Did Xerox book the conference room ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5508 Plan B, use clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5509 The new apprentice said something about using a push broom to clean up in there. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5510 I think the 3-D printer has gone AI. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5511 Hello, IT? Our copier is on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5512 We're having a bit of an issue with the new copier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5513 Will the real Groucho Marx step please? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5514 Hey, Mabel! Remember Fred, our HR Director, and his cloning experiment? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5515 Charlie, the photocopier is down again.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5516 Hmm. Which Joe is really mine? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5517 Hello, Xerox? We need a service technician ASAP. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5518 Dad: "We may not get accurate results from the focus group" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5519 ...and my headline is, "Can I Do It 'Til I Need Glasses?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5520 IS THERE ANYONE HERE NOT CLAIMING TO BE WOODY ALLEN'S SON? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5521 We didn't have a choice. He still uses a Blackberry. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5522 They're multiplying! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5523 Would you proactively facilitate a paradigm shift for the 3D printer? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5524 Could you send someone up from Maintenance...the 3D printer is on the blink again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5525 There are many identical men. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5526 Quick, call the head of security. Feldman is multiplying again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5527 Call the caterers...quick! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5528 Lets reschedule the Mr. Clone interview until after the holidays! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5529 Yeah, they all look the same, except one guy doesn't have any pants on. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5530 Something odd is happening in the copy room! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5531 No, I ordered five dozen scones, not five dozen clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5532 They are complaining that the building is cookie cutter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5533 I repeat. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat. I repeat . . . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5534 Shall I send in the clones? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5535 Sorry you'll have to be more specific, all middle aged, white men look the same to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5536 Balding, glasses, mustache, stripe tie...what color? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5537 Anne, if you laid your clutch of eggs underneath the toilet seat, I may have accidentally fertilized them. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5538 Mr Smith? He's coming out of the Cloning Convention now. I'll have him call you back...as soon as I find him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5539 Sorry - gotta go. I just arrived at the Irving Convention. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5540 No, no, no! I said "Marx" not "max"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5541 Governor, it looks like FEMA sent enough people to cover the disaster. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5542 The copier's acting up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5543 Hold it guys. Casting is one flight up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5544 Unexpected presence 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5545 You'll notice me, I'm the handsome fellow one in the group! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5546 I'd like to report a..uh..what's the opposite of a threat? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5547 Costume Dept? Judy Collins here. I'm telling you, somebody got it all wrong. I said to send in the CLOWNS not the CLONES! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5548 Who knew that there would so many guys that would want to play Walter Mitty? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5549 Looks like the 3D printer in Accounting needs service again 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5550 Mr Duke? I think your apocalypse just spilled into the green room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5551 There's a 'Barry' here to see you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5552 They say they're here to install the 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5553 So, exactly which Mr. Clooney did that lock of hair come from? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5554 I have defeated you before." "Yes, but as you can see things have not changed. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5555 the government just closed down! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5556 Listen, strong diversity can be difficult. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5557 The Lemmings Corporation "Dazed and Confused" Seminar has just ended. Shall I contact the Meeting Management that the room is now available? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5558 I believe it's bring your clone to work day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5559 The cloning experiment appears to be a success, sort of. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
5560 so yeah this stinky motherfucker just waltzed through here are cloned his stupid ass, carol. yeah i know that the cloning machine is off limits but i didn't see him 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5561 That's right. Just leaving the coral now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5562 Apparently, the new gal in HR has a type... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5563 I've got to go - a few of my ex-husbands just showed up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5564 This is NOT what I meant by ‘radical changes to our diversity policy.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5565 You can turn off the clone machine now. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5566 Welcome to the Trump Campaign focus group. Everyone's opinion matters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5567 I said to send in the clowns not clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5568 The conference room is available now. The Diversity Committee has adjourned. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5569 Putting on a disguise for your new i-phone will not work 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5570 Remember how you said if we hired that guy it would be "more of the same"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5571 I'm thinking that 3D printer wasn't such a great idea. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5572 Mr. Armbrooster is misusing the 3D printer again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5573 Find out who replaced tax accountants for sex robots, stat! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5574 Something went wrong, we were supposed to clone our major donors! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5575 Never ever make jokes about birthday cake in the break room! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5576 I think we've overcloned that clerk!!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5577 You are bald, have a mustache, wearing glasses and a stripe tie. I will wait by the door for you and will see you soon! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5578 I pressed the "More Tax Accountants" button like always; the damn thing's doing some kind of Sorcerer's Apprentice thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5579 The gentleman from Clone-A-Nerd are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5580 For The Accountant II, what shall I do with Agent Smith before we start filming today? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5581 No, my profile said I was looking for a Joe Six-pack. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5582 Note to IT: Mating my PC with the copier and 3D printer was perhaps a bad idea. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5583 The Poindexters you ordered are here. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5584 We need to review our cloneowners insurance. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5585 Only old white men. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5586 Ya, Bob got stuck in the copy machine again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5587 Hello, H.R.? mmmm you might want to come up to the 5th floor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5588 Send the Xerox guy up to accounting, ASAP. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5589 Quick! We need A limitless supply of identical toupees. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5590 Her name may be plain Mrs. Smith, but she is much sought after. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5591 There is a terrorist attack on the West Wing. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5592 Marketing, it looks like Accounting already has a corporate image. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5593 Yes, sir, I can confirm the Swallows have returned to Capistrano. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5594 Oops. We called for Big mustasches and Big neckties! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5595 What Happened 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5596 The sheep are loose again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5597 Stu, the Freds are out again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5598 I'd like to register a complaint about my washing machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5599 Did you call for the Xerox man? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5600 The cloning machine is acting up again 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5601 SECURTY ? GET UP HERE ASAP ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5602 This roster is all greek to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5603 The GMO bean counter crop is in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5604 Has anyone seen Gordon from accounting? - he has a small head, moustache, balding, glasses, striped tie and wears a red Fez... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5605 I don't know sir. This is scary, sir, isn't it? Sir, isn't? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5606 I believe you are full of yourselves 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5607 Hurry over. The duplicating machine is malfunctioning again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5608 There seems to be a problem with our printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5609 Mr. Snyder? Ed's been at the 3D printer again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5610 Yes, the George Tooker photo shoot just ended, boss. Shall I send them down for lunch? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5611 The cloning experiment has gone awry -- they're all hunting for papers to push and we don't have nearly enough to go around! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5612 I knew we shouldn't have ordered our accountants from Costco. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5613 Can you tell Connie in HR to ease up a bit on details in her newspaper job descriptions? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5614 How long will it take you to fix the copy machine? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5615 The bowling pins have arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5616 Oh God the world is unwinding............. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5617 You may not believe this, but I forgot to turn off the cloning machine. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5618 Picking the best 1990's Jeffrey Tambor look-a-like will not be easy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5619 It's Stanley reunion. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5620 Clooney, not Looney. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5621 How many interviews we have for blind people ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5622 The rhinoceros are here for the audition. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5623 He's busy. Can I take a proclamation? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5624 Herb's clones are creating a HR nightmare! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5625 Well, yes, we definitely are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY employer (They all fit the functionality of the positions we have available). 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5626 Is this what artificial intelligence looks like? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5627 I hope your cold is getting better sir. A quick question - Did you order 50 iClones for the staff? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5628 It looks like the Clone family reunion has arrived 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5629 The accountants are going on strike. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5630 Someone hit the 'Repeat' button on our Dr. Phil cloning machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5631 Oh Gosh! Would rather lose my job to that damned robot who is responsible for this than answer to so many egg-heads!!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5632 This is not what 'Culture and Media' was to be about. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5633 Staples, I placed an order for 50 ball point pens, and you sent me 50 bald men again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5634 I don't care how many clones of yourself you make, we will still find you and bring you to justice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5635 Oh great, we asked for Coolio lookalikes and instead they sent us a bunch of Mel Cooleys. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5636 Smith and Brothers is here to see you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5637 No. I said, "Send in the clowns. There aught to be clowns." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5638 The clones have arrived, but they're listless, again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5639 You’re right, I hate concept art, too! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5640 Yes, Mr. Hungadunga is here... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5641 No, not angry, they're just chanting "Expandem Pants changed my personality." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5642 Text support for the copier, please! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5643 They didn't say, but I think it's Amazon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5644 He used the cloning option on his new iPhone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5645 Yes, I know our visitor is Agent Smith -- but which Agent Smith are we expecting? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5646 Mr. Cook, the facial recognition testers are here, but we may need a few more iPhones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5647 they're all asking for cake. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5648 You'll never guess who was singing "Send in the Clones".... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5649 Harry's been meditating in the conference room again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5650 Seriously, this is the group Apple engineers should have met a couple of months ago! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5651 Mr. Falberg, I think you better come down to the lab right away. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5652 To the CEO, cloning works! Now to be more selective in our choice of a subject. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5653 Mr Dobolina, Mr Bob Dobolina... has multiplied in the past two hours. Test is successful, sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5654 I should have known this would happen when I upgraded to an iClone X. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5655 Look, all I can tell you is that grumpy, middle age accountants are multiplying and marching on the executive suites. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5656 The copier's going crazy again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5657 I think our want ad was spot on! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5658 The cookie cutter's working all right! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5659 No, just like your cellphone, you have to press the power button twice to stop the clone machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5660 Annoying as hell. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5661 Not slim or shady, send security immediately! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5662 I understand. Even in my office, people are all the same. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5663 You better get down here quick. It looks like the bioengineers have been messing with the 3-D printer again. We have hundreds of guys all looking alike and claiming to be Sid from Accounting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5664 I don't think face ID is faulty. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5665 Get me the Diversity Director. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5666 The conference on human cloning appears to be a major success! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5667 I need tech backup on 37. Mr. Chauncey has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5668 We have all kinds here, some bald, some with glasses, some with facial hair, some with beer bellies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5669 You DID say, 'Send in the clones,' right, sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5670 Does your Robert have any other unique identifiers? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5671 Sorry Ma'am, we are out of stock on Brad's but we still have plenty of Bobs left. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5672 Will the real (not so) slim shady please stand up? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5673 Our Marx machine is broken. It no longer produces Karls. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5674 Get that copier repairman back here, stat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5675 Steve's done it again... He's making a point about casual Friday's. This time they're not wearing jackets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5676 'Sir, the photocopier has broken again' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5677 Uh Oh, Jim tried photo-copying himself again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5678 It's the family of man. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5679 Turn it off! Turn off the cloner! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5680 I'm sorry, Mr. Boxley; I forgot to turn off the clone machine 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5681 Just how specific was that ad you placed for the new accounting position, Sir? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5682 Hello IT? Yes, someone cloned themselves with the 3D Printer again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5683 I hope there is enough room at lunch! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5684 Hello Zerox? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5685 "The 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5686 Yup. No, I saw. Looks like Bob tried to fix the Copier again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5687 John? You have a phone call. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5688 Those other guys in there have no style 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5689 Wasn't the accounting convention scheduled for next week? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5690 The spores have germinated. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5691 Well, it looks like the cloning workshop just wrapped up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5692 I did not miss John! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5693 No, I mean, like, literally literally all the same. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5694 Yes, the pocketless shirt models are here for the photo shoot. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5695 A homogeneous sample?Of course we guard against that. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5696 All the accountants just went out on strike - for more fun. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5697 Agent Smith has really let himself go! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5698 How many "mustache removal kits" do we have in stock? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5699 Doppel hacked into the 3D printer to evade his termination notice. We've been duped. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5700 Why would anyone want to clone this guy? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5701 Yes and they are all different 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5702 Thankfully, we'll only have to interview only one of the clones for all the job openings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5703 I believe the Xerox machine is fixed, Sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5704 Agent Smith hasn't aged well. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5705 Hello Apple, I think we found a problem with the face recognition program! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5706 "Yes, hi, someone left the door unlocked to the Engineering Division again". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5707 I said, 'Phone Eugene, not Clone Eugene!' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5708 Looks like President Trump's Cabinet Meeting is breaking up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5709 Tell me you didn't send Fritz to fix the copier 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5710 We're getting overcome by institutional redundancy 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5711 Frank's been playing with the 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5712 The cloning isn't working out quite the way we expected. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5713 I asked you to send more PHONES not more CLONES! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5714 I think you misunderstood my order, I didn't want him cloned I wanted to order him a drone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5715 They're ALL named Melvin, boss. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5716 These shoes are killing me 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5717 hello Apple HQ ? we've discovered a bit of an issue with the new iphone 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5718 They have finally come to a decision? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5719 Please stop the 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5720 My god. Copier went berserk 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5721 I found Mr Lemming 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5722 Landlady, I Must Ask you a question 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5723 Um, no, Im fine. I haven't seen him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5724 Oct. 7, 1996: “Oh no! Zippy and the Nation of Pinheads have assimilated. They’re Republicans!” 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5725 Our best programmer has cloned himself. The bad news is they all have his bladder problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5726 That's a wrap for Matrix XV. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5727 I'm sorry to bother you maam, but I just wanted to let you know they have breached the cervix and while it's often hard to tell at this point, they seem to promise offspring with actuarial skills. Should I send them up? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5728 This batch of worker drones won't demonstrate our commitment to diversity. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5729 Did I press the "copy" button? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5730 Turn off the 3D printer the position is filled. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5731 The cloning machine keeps making unwanted copies. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5732 Hey Rick, you'd better get down here asap..the copy machine has gone a little haywire! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5733 I'm quite sure Farnsworth's been playing with the 3D printer again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5734 You said that I could meet some fashionistas here? All I see are clones of my husband 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5735 A CLOWN convention? I'm sorry sir, I thought you wanted me to organize a CLONE convention! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5736 What does Bob look like? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5737 I need you to come down here right away. I think I found him and him and him and him ......... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5738 I'm here with your memo for Phil Brown. Can you describe him? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5739 Human Resources policy is going retrospective this year. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5740 You'll never believe it, I think your hair style is finally popular! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5741 I think there's been a misunderstanding--Mr. Farthington did not say "send in the clones." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5742 We're getting some fresh new talent in to work on this one. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5743 Gerald, stop playing with the 3-D printer! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5744 Yes, we have a malfunctioning copier on 5. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5745 Yes Sir, the Monotony Anonymous meeting is just about to start. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5746 Come see what they will allow us to have . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5747 It arppears someone said 'Send in the Clones.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5748 My 3-D printer's on the Fritz again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5749 Human Resources, can you expand the accounting department for all of the Herb clones? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5750 Has someone been playing with our new 3 D copier? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5751 I was just kidding when I said Harry should clone himself. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5752 Tell HR the new applicant vetting protocol is clearly rigorous but might need toning down a bit. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5753 At least we don't have to worry about climate change inside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5754 They told me they're promoting from within 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5755 Mr. Dawkins, the job candidates for 'Millennial's Interests & Trends' researcher are waiting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5756 Now I know why their Plan B looks very much like their Plan A. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5757 No, I don't think our candidate profile was too specific. If we just keep interviewing, we're bound to find the right person for the job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5758 Hello, copier repair service? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5759 You said you needed those copies stapled. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5760 Hello, Professor Dinky? Your cloning machine has the hiccups again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5761 I was supposed to meet you outside the copier room… 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5762 Uhh, Boss, about that 3-D multifunction printer you bought........... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5763 I think the cloning machine on the fourth floor went berserk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5764 It looks like they're upping the dress code 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5765 Hello, Xerox? We have a situation here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5766 Help desk? I think we're having a problem with the copier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5767 We need to replace the old 3D printer, ASAP. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5768 You'll have to give me time. Waldo isn't wearing his striped shirt. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5769 Hi Roslyn, your casting call for " Game of Clones" is ready to go! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5770 Hello I.T. , this is Joyce from the printing department. Can you send someone over we appear to be having issues with the new 'Quantum' copy machines AGAIN! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5771 I think the copier is acting up again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5772 His replicants are here. Send in their drones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5773 Mr. Meyers, the cloning machine seems to be stuck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5774 Will someone please turn off the 3-D printer!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5775 The Sorcerer's Apprentice from the Paul Dukas Agency has arrived........ 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5776 Ummm...about your project in the incubator? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5777 Well, from the expression on their faces, yes sir, your speech was clearly well received. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5778 Jenkins is here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5779 Uh...about HR's new application review process... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5780 Okay, does he have a small Hitler-like mustache, a striped tie, granny-glasses, a long sleeved white shirt, casual dress pants and oxfords? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5781 Panic in the 3D copy room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5782 "The sneetches" By Dr. Suess (The human version) 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5783 It's a clown invation 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5784 Hey Joan, cancel zip recruiter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5785 Ready for the identity parade? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
5786 I'm down in the accloneting department 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5787 Officer, we have a major case of identity theft. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5788 I said 'out with Redundancy', not in! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5789 They all have does fervent last names but the same first name. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5790 A little too much chlorine in the applicant pool. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5791 Quick, close down the clone experiment! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5792 All he wanted was a clone of himself, but the lab thought otherwise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5793 Hi Boss -- the morning session of the First Clone Congress is just breaking for lunch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5794 I just stumbled across the mother load of 'Undercover Boss.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5795 Hold on, let me see if I can find him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5796 Clone 46, calling Clone 46. Come out. Net-Date has found a perfect match. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5797 There's something amiss with the copier repair guy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5798 Received my Sept 11 edition only today. I would have entered: He stopped donating last year 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5799 I'll get it to him immediately 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5800 Did someone request "Send in the Clones?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5801 The accounting department got loose, again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5802 There is something wrong with the copier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5803 No! No! I asked for clowns not clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5804 A bunch of guys saying they're from "fashion 404" - I'm not buying it 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5805 ...Sausages. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5806 I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Honey. Believe it or not, I may have a touch of WilfordBrimleyitis myself... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5807 I don't know....none of these really look like a 'Rex' to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5808 Okay, I'll check for flies 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5809 Ever since the cloning experiment, Harald has been beside himself with worry. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5810 They're here, that stuff really worked! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5811 You want Mr. Clones.? Which one ? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5812 Yes, that's correct. We have finally succeeded in conforming our work force. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5813 Uhhhh, Bob from sales is glitching again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5814 Somebody left the cloner on. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5815 The Russians have hacked the new 3D printer software to print out copies of Herb in Accounting 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5816 I thought I'd know his face anywhere. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5817 Give me another minute. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5818 Yes Sir, Mr. Green from Robo Call is here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5819 Phil got into the copy room again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5820 The copier repairman is done, sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5821 Yeah, we have a nerd Matrix on our hands. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5822 It looks like the office is being invaded by the nefarious "Executive Dopple Gangbangers!" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5823 That copier is malfunctioning again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5824 Did you turn off the cloner last night? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5825 When I asked if we had a cyclone, I didn't mean Simon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5826 We're going to need more toner... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5827 I said 'man' not 'men'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5828 The copy machine's broken again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5829 I said we needed British extras not nebbish. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5830 It's official. In vitro fertilization babies are now grown and are taking over the world. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5831 I think our copy machine is broken sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5832 Oh boy, one glance at my phone and I'm doomed. Kinda like when crossing a busy intersection without a glance. -Stay focused 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5833 No no no! I said the printer was low on TONER! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5834 "Can you spot the difference" game in real life 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5835 Nobody told me we were being audited. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5836 My audition list asks for clowns, not clones! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5837 When you said I'd be working withGay Clones I pictured something different. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5838 And then lastly Stanley went with himself over Brad Pitt. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5839 The training was successful. I can already see the results. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5840 Did 1 program 100 instead of 1? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5841 The photocopy machine I must be down again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5842 Personnel? I thought we agreed to close the position, not to clone it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5843 Yes, I'm calling with an update on the diversity initiative... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5844 I think we might have a problem with the 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5845 The new iphone is called the Sorcerer's Apprentice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5846 Describe for me again any distinguishing features. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5847 No, no! The audition was for a thousand clowns. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5848 Walters, Walters everywhere, sir. I could really use a drink. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5849 The office Manions have arrived, sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5850 Gotta go, the Norman Conquest just arrived... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5851 I'm afraid Hotchkiss has been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5852 The 3-D printer is fixed. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5853 Boss, We have a problem in the copy room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5854 Think bald, white men, instead of Tribbles! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5855 The conference room will available shortly. the gene-cloning meeting is just breaking up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5856 No, I didn't know there was dress code for the faces. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5857 I ordered clown actors not cloned actuaries. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5858 Hey Janet, you sons just dropped by to say hello. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5859 The actors are here to audition for the leading role in the Dr. Phil biopic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5860 Maybe I do have tonsider online dating 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5861 No, I said send in the clowns, not clones! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5862 Let me call you back, I think I might have just died and gone to heaven. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5863 Better send up someone from maintenance, the 3-D copier is stuck on again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5864 I have no idea! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5865 The 3DMachine is out of order again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5866 Yes, for the annual employee children’s party. Clowns, I said. Lots of clowns. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5867 But they're cousins, identical cousins... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5868 I brought my brothers and friends. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5869 Did you really receive this many resumes for the Empty Suit position? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5870 Someone forgot to shut off the clone machine and I'm pretty sure I know who it was. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5871 I think you over did it with the clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5872 Maura Pfefferman callbacks 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5873 Please get me the laboratory REAL quick? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5874 The meeting's broken, but Mr. Strepshyer appears to still be inside. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5875 I'd like to increase my employee stock option contribution. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5876 Doctor, all the volunteers for the clones' disease trial are apparently here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5877 Honey, I'm going to need my brown high-tops pdq. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5878 No. No. None of them will do. Hitler was shorter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5879 Sir, we've been pranked again. Last week it was all the pizzas from Dominos, now someone called Account Temps! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5880 Gotta go. The Bobs are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5881 Where's Baldo? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5882 It looks like the copy machine is broken again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5883 There's been a mistake on my order. I asked you to send in the clowns. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5884 You better get down here. Cosgrove has been cloning himself again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5885 The copier's doing that thing again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5886 I found an accountant 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5887 Someone better get to the copy room. Our diversity numbers are going into the toilet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5888 I told you not to let anyone below a 6 use the clone machine! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5889 Apparently they're under the impression that the auditions for Westworld are today! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5890 Oscar has been playing with the cloning machine again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5891 Just keep your nostrils open for Chanel Eau Vive. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5892 I need an urgent check of the clone army order submission packet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5893 I think the copy machine is broken. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5894 Is there a Groucho Marx in the room? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5895 We caught him putting a hex on his rival in Accounting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5896 They said the clone army was ordered by the Clinton administration for use in the impending labor shortage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5897 It seems, sir, straight geeks are coming out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5898 Analog Tinder. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5899 How many interviews did you schedule for the hair restoration advertisement ?! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5900 I warned him the copier was acting up, but of course he wouldn't listen. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5901 Yes sir, your identical twin search is going well. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5902 When they said I'm a diversity hire they weren't kidding. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5903 Did you invite a Mega-man or mega-men? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5904 Sir...I thought we only ordered one "Ted" it appears as if there was a mistake on the invoice. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5905 Ma'am, the wealthy yet sensitive underwear models from eHarmony are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5906 What memo? I did include, some even have diverse thoughts! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5907 How do I cancel the last job on the 3D printer? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5908 It looks like the diversity initiative could use a little more work. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
5909 Would the real Mr. Pricewater please step forward? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5910 You must have u had a great Casting Call or Merlin the magician has come back to play the Sorcerer in the lobby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5911 Tony's pest control? We have s serious infestation. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5912 The copy guy is here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5913 When you told Jackson, "Make 1500 copies," you didn't say "hard." They came out sort of pudgy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5914 Yes, single bedroom. No, no pets allowed. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5915 The accountants are here. Where should I hide them? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5916 I told you he had a split personality. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5917 Thanks for the great job with casting, Jane. This is going to be best anarcho-communist radfem remake of The Human Centipede ever. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5918 The copy machine is acting weird again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5919 Send a technician up. The Clone-O-Matic 600 may have an issue. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5920 Yeah, looks like the 'chinos' focus group in just getting out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5921 Do you own a copy of "Where's Waldo? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5922 I think I finally found all the Waldo's.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5923 I said I needed clowns not clones! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5924 I ordered heavy body paper... PAPER! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5925 Bob? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5926 I'm looking ahead to the 2nd generation 'Clooney Clones'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5927 Can you send the copier key operator to my office immediately? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5928 Tell the president his body doubles have arrived, but I don't think he will be happy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5929 Looks like Bob added a few too many zeros on the ClonerCopier™ again 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5930 You only get diversity credit when you partner with someone different 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
5931 Looks like the Antarctic contingent has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5932 He didn't think the 3D printer could do it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5933 How much do you like Larry? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5934 The 23andMe meet-up has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5935 I'm having a serious problem with my Tinder Printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5936 Clones-R-Us, how may I help you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5937 Come quick. I think we have a cloning problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5938 They're heeeere! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5939 Hello? Team Xerox? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5940 1. I'm much better Mr. Perkins, this cold medicine does miracles. 2. I agree Mr. Perkins, we need to improve our diversity program in the Accounting. 3. It must be Chinese delegation, they all look the same. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5941 No Tonto, you reached the Clone Arranger. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5942 There ought to be clowns, right? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5943 Printer Is Coming 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5944 That applicant for the accounting position is here.. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5945 I'm going to need a little more information before I can start this interview! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5946 Remind me about that new workforce development program. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5947 Check the copy machine! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5948 Looks like the "Thinking outside the square" workshop is breaking for lunch 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5949 The pod people are here to see the podiatrist. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5950 People, we are looking for someone who stands out in a crowd. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5951 Hannah, could you escort Ron to the meeting room. He has round glasses and a moustache. He's balding but he's a great guy. Thanks much - Beeep. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5952 That dream I've been having where The Office and The Matrix worlds collide has come true. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5953 They sent in the clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5954 Yes, Xerox?. ...we have a problem 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5955 I said Game of Thrones audition! Get these clones out of here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5956 I'm sending out my drones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5957 We left the engineers near the reactor too long. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5958 Looks like the credit freezes were not nearly enough 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5959 Good God, It looks like Harding from Human Resources has gone viral! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5960 I think this morning's workshop on diversity is going to be a tough sell. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5961 Someone kicked the accounting department again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5962 It looks like our 3D printer is out of toner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5963 We're one Herman Johnston short at the Herman Johnston convention. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5964 Stop the cloning ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5965 The original is older, so I'll check their age. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5966 Your selfie clones are on their way. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5967 Can you get Tech up here? Mr. Carter is stuck in the 3D printer again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5968 It's happening again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5969 No, it's not that you don't look like your picture. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5970 A mixed reaction to the temporary layoffs, I would say, from befuddled and speechless to non-aggressive and calm. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5971 Dot Com is all grown up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5972 Did you say handlebar moustaches? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5973 The robots have arrived and you're not going to believe who they look like! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5974 Remember 40 years ago? Remember telling that quack he could try cloning you but it would never work? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5975 They had trouble getting here but I thought it would be best to leave well enough alone. They told me they would leave well enough together, thank you very much. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5976 Do we really need so many accountants? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5977 Sir? It's Margaret from R&D. I think Dr. Hibble in the cloning lab has had a breakthrough. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5978 Turn off the copy I meant phone Bill !! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5979 You won't have any trouble remembering their names. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5980 Good grief! Talk about white-collar cockroaches... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5981 Remember when you said you wished that all our employees were like Bob? Well....... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5982 The copier's on the blink again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5983 I always thought that life was about 'finding yourself,'but now I see it's about 'creating' yourself. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5984 I've stumbled upon a bad case of groupthink. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5985 No the cloning is working great. I just wish you could've chosen a better looking guy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5986 Please shut down the clone lab--right now! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5987 Stocks are up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5988 The lock broke on the baby boomer storage room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5989 Yes, I called the copier repairman! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5990 It makes sense now- the workload had intensified as if my boss had been cloned. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5991 Will the autism spectrum social therapy group please exit to the right? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5992 Joe Schmos? Maybe you can give me a middle initial? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5993 Even the guy in the darker pants is not that distinctive! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
5994 Yes, accountant knows how to multiply. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5995 Sorry to bother you, Ma'am, but those gentlemen from the old Matrix movies are asking for another sequel. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5996 I'm afraid Mr. Clooney is not here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5997 Yes, you just walked in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5998 R & D needs a gross of toupes. Stat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
5999 You know how Harold was in a rush to make those hundred copies himself? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6000 No, these are definitely not the droids I was looking for. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6001 Looks like someone learned to use the cloning machine. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6002 Gosh, Sally, the doppelganger experiement went viral. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6003 Please remember to close the door when you leave the echo chamber experiment. The Teds are wandering into the hallway and you know how they like Splenda packets. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6004 Hello, this is Rhoda Gaine. Please change my username for your dating service and use my full first name. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6005 Hello, service? Something's gone wrong with the copier! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6006 We have a problem. Someone put the euthanasia machine on Reverse. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6007 Mary, it's the office plague, Clone Disease that's been going around. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6008 The Casting Call Sheet was accidentally posted in accounting again, wasn't it? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6009 Hello, tech support? Our engineer is stuck in the 3-D printer again. No, it won't turn off. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6010 Damn you Amazon!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6011 Sir, did you tell the new girl you wanted a lot of jimmies with your ice cream? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6012 The Clones Are In Town, Sir 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6013 Security? Not really an emergency, but the accountants are out of their cages again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6014 But Amazon Prime is supposed to include free shipping. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6015 I think they stayed in there way too long 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6016 Looks like the Xerox machine is busted again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6017 The "be yourself" convention was a huge failure. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6018 Security, we need a lock installed on the 3D copier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6019 This year's annual diversity training is in room 203. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6020 I said that we needed herbs, not Herbs... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6021 Which one speaks English? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6022 James Smith - it should be easy to find your body double 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6023 Apparently, someone in the copy room has managed to clone Marvin Tweedy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6024 Now they all want to jump off a cliff. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6025 Which one is not a clone. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6026 Hurry! Ted in accounting is caught in the 3D printer! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6027 The copier is all tied up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6028 Hi doc? I'd like to confirm side effects of that prescription you gave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6029 No, so far it's only the Dicks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6030 Emergency! The cloning synthesizer is stuck! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6031 The photocopier is doing that thing again... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6032 Please line up in the order you were cloned. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6033 Is more than one Herb a "gaggle?" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6034 Did you say the copy room was next to Doug's office or inside Doug's office? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6035 Job creation seems to be working fine but where's the simpler tax code? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6036 "I can just see him and he will be out any second.......I'll let him know his Twin Brother has arrived". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6037 Who let Fred from the mailroom inside the cloning machine? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6038 A bunch of guys with moustaches just showed up, and they say they know you. Should I let them in? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6039 I'm afraid your emailed invitation blast worked. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6040 Where should I direct the Council on Women's Health? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6041 I can’t find any good single men. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6042 I pushed the wrong button on the new copier. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6043 Actually, I think it's the plague of a "million Lionels" 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6044 I'm not cloning around, they're all escaping. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6045 The tryouts for the 'Orphan Black' sequel are in Room 5. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6046 Did someone back there forget to turn the cloner off? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6047 The out of focus group has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6048 Sir, the intern forgot to reset the cloner back to 1 again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6049 We have a problem with the sex robots. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6050 Hello, I.T.? ... I'm afraid the 3-D printer is acting up again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6051 I think Herb from Accounting found the cloning device. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6052 Did you call the temp service looking for accountants? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6053 Priscilla, everybody loved your fudge date bars. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6054 The cloning machine has gone haywire. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6055 Yeah, well, now they're down here on the 10th floor. I'm going to tell them there's cake on 8. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6056 I think Joe broke the copy machine again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6057 I'd like to cancel my order for the HAL 9000. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6058 Hello, maintenance? The copy machine's doing it again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6059 This is Phyllis in cloning. I can't seem to locate the original Mr. Peterson. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6060 It costs more to dress them in different clothes? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6061 Thanks for sending in the clones! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6062 You know how Herman used to copy his face when we first got the Xerox machine? Well, he found the new 3-D printer... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6063 They all seem to know each other and they are not interested in being "that guy." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6064 The leader of the nerds is here to see you. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6065 Remember when I thought I was seeing double? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6066 The finalists for the zombie accountant position have arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6067 The engineers have arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6068 Please send help. The duplicating Dodo is back, again. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6069 Call copier repair immediately! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6070 Hello, I'd like to report a case of schizophrenia. I think it's the worst we've seen so far. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6071 Can you please fix this jam? Mhm. NOT the copier, the copies! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6072 Humdrum alert! I repeat: humdrum alert! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6073 Maintenance? Could you send someone to repair the cloning machine? It's stuck on print again! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6074 Department of cloning? It happened again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6075 Uh, the clone machine is broken again 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6076 Be careful what you wish for! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6077 Boss, Byron goofed again with the clone duplicating machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6078 They value conformity but I'm not so sure on diversity. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6079 At this company, anybody could be a diversity candidate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6080 Get me the lab, stat! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6081 Clone Arranger, please. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6082 Who sent in these clowns? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6083 Yes sir, the science teachers are all here now." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6084 Gentlemen, if you can all come in and find your seats, we can start with the reproduction of your selfie with Paul Ryan from when you were interning 30 years ago. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6085 Please tell Mr. Cheney he can stop now? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6086 1 mustache, 2 mustache, 3 mustache, 4 .... 5 mustache, 6 mustache, 7 mustache ... BUT, NO, NO more! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6087 It has to be asexual procreation! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6088 The Schwartz kilotuplets have arrived for their appointment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6089 Our accountant clone protocol has been breached! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6090 That lecture on equality in the workplace must've been a doozy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6091 Somebody turned on the cloning machine again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6092 Sir... I ordered the wrong tie... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6093 I know, I know, but they all have the same photo ID. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6094 Tech support? Yeah, the copier's on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6095 Yes Tom they all look alike" . " Yes Tom they all look alike." "But for the life of me I can't think of anything to write. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6096 Did you say to send in the clones? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6097 The Doppelganger's are here to see you sir 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6098 I was just kidding when I requested a clone of him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6099 Hi, this is Marge in Finance. I think our Xerox machine is on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6100 Central casting? Exactly how many Marx brothers did you ask for? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6101 Not him, you idiot! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6102 Security to the copier room!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6103 It must be genetic--my egg just kept dividing . . . 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6104 Maintenance? I think there might be a problem with the toilet on the third floor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6105 DACA's of Yesteryear: Ylu have to go back into the Xerox 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6106 They're all now just arriving! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6107 Gentlemen, the invite actually said Mustafa convention. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6108 Yes, great turnout, but I had to order a retinal scanner 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6109 We took away their phones. It will take them about two weeks of rehab to regain the ability to speak. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6110 He got caught in the selfie loop again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6111 The extras are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6112 Have you seen my twin brother? About yea high, small head.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6113 Cancel 3D printing copies for middle manager! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6114 At least we won't need to worry about succession planning. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6115 You're kidding! All of these clones make more than me? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6116 Doctor, I'm sorry to inform you that your birth serum for older women has very serious side effects 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6117 think I opened the door to a gaggle of fake news reporters. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6118 Looks like we need a cleanup in the cloning lab. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6119 He's here and he's here and he's here .... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6120 Chief, how literally should I take your instructions to interview a wide variety of different people attending this conference? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6121 Craig, the beta testers for your extreme Face I.D. test are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6122 The cloning experiment has gone absolutely haywire. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6123 Should I send them up to the roof for the lemming convention? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6124 It must be bring your clone to work day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6125 I said 'no more corporate clones'. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6126 The new iClone is selling like hot cakes. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6127 Apparently, his iPhone wasn't the only thing that got cloned. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6128 THE DAMN 3D COPIER IS RUNNING WILD AGAIN. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6129 I think the 3D printer is on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6130 OK hold for Dr Jones. The cloning meeting is just ending. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6131 You'd better check whether these outfits qualify for the "Get one free" sale. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6132 “How many Walter Koldens did we order?” Note: I googled for 20 minutes and found NO Walter Koldens. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6133 Could you ask Human Resources to call Bob W.'s cell phone so I can tell him he's our robotics guy? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6134 I think it's going to take more than their Social Security numbers to distinguish them! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6135 Do you remember when you said you were glad God broke the mold and only one George was born? Well..... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6136 OK, so what was that mustache hair count again? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6137 I believe your your 10 o'clock - Mr. Clone - is here.... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6138 I think Stan from Accounting got a hold of that dang 3D printer again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6139 Sir, "The Joke Nose and Glasses" meeting has ended and the room is ready for the "Fake Teeth" group 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6140 John, it's Susan. Agent Smith is here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6141 Am I on drugs? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6142 I think the new machine is broken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6143 Looks like the new 3D printer has been working overtime. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6144 Oh no, the look alike virus struck again 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6145 To clone, or not to clone, that is the question. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6146 Hi. The photocopy machine needs an adjustment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6147 Session Two for Designer Babies is starting next door. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6148 Is this "Clones Are Us?" Give me the service department, please! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6149 Right, whoever's been playing with the 3-D printer can just knock it off. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6150 I can't find him. His clones are all wearing clothes. And they all claim to be Joe. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6151 you all keep "looking the other way" I might have to hire temp service people. or train animals. to enjoyed my company " someone will" ????? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6152 Can you believe it, Marge? I can't hire an assistant, and Accounting is standing room only. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6153 The 3-D printer has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6154 Copy that! The subjects for the facial recognition software are coming right up. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6155 IT? The clone app is stuck on Leo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6156 Well, you said we needed a hundred more employees like Mr. Milquetoast so I took care of it, 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6157 You didn't mention MPD when he said he'd bring his alter ego 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6158 The Clones' reunion is over. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6159 Mrs Johnson, do you remember that wish you made a few days ago? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6160 The writers from Orphan Black are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6161 I said clone the wheat, not clone Pete. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6162 Boop Beep Ball Boo Buu 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6163 I'm sure you said "Send in the clones"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6164 Something's wrong. I'm sure you said facetiously, 'Send in the clowns,' not 'Send in the clones.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6165 There he is! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6166 Please put Miss Epstein on the line, I need to report a clear violation of EEOC guidelines. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6167 Quick. The replicator has malfunctioned again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6168 Could you send someone over? The copy machine is acting up again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6169 It appears that the copier's gone rogue. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6170 You're sure this 3D printer is exempt from identify theft violations? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6171 I'm afraid I'm busy that weekend also. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6172 OK, I get the joke about "diversity abounds in the accounting department" 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6173 Julie, the copier is broken again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6174 I think the fax machine has gone rogue. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6175 On my copy it clearly says "Cones." 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6176 It's Maggie in the Cloning Lab. Alerting you that Dr. Smith has abandoned the whole dating/marriage/kids personal reproduction schema. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6177 I think someone punched the wrong button on the copy machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6178 The Clone brothers are here for their audition. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6179 911, yes, come quick, someone cloned Dr. Phil. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6180 Hurry, hurry, Fred must be caught in the duplicating machine..... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6181 Your experiment worked! The clones are all here now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6182 There's been a mix-up, we only wanted one Kevin 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6183 Accounting has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6184 Yes, I.T. --- we've got a real problem with that new 3-D copier you installed . . . 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6185 How many nerds did I call for? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6186 Helen, all the guys who fit your profile on the dating site showed up and there might be a problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6187 Hey, I thought you only sent one person for the job. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6188 They've come for their red Swingline stapler. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6189 You didn't tell me there were this many Bob's! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6190 No sir. I don't know which one is Bearnie. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6191 We need 183 traditional fit navy blazers, 44 regular, ASAP. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6192 No, I meant for you to test the device on the other Gary, the cute one in shipping. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6193 Sir, your Hermans have arrived 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6194 I ordered the Freds but they only sent Larrys 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6195 The next employee diversity report is going to be brutal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6196 The Escape from the Xerox Room 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6197 Three hundred processed cheese on white bread, STAT ! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6198 I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The clone war, the clone attack, plague - call it what you like. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6199 911 what is your emergency? Albert fell into the 3D copier again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6200 There once was an old woman who lived in a shoe who had so many children her uterus fell out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6201 Your three thousand o'clock is here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6202 What do you mean you couldn't find the off button! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6203 I really think we should stop cloning around. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6204 Sir, think the job posting was hacked... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6205 Customerservice? I didn't receive the Geoge Clooney-s I ordered! Please email me Return-Tickets! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6206 He's really starting to reach with this whole "Undercover Boss" thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6207 Looks like a successful casting call. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6208 Yes, I called before and I asked for help not more of the same. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6209 Middle management has arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6210 HR? This Bring Your Clone to Work Day is out of control. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6211 We've got a problem in the copier room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6212 I take over 100 dumps per week. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6213 No -- the work order specified to clone the husband's PHONE. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6214 Ms. Goldsmith, the actuary job candidates have arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6215 Okay Mr Sondheim, I'll send in the clones. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6216 I'd say our diversity training class is going to be a certain failure 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6217 The copy machine is stuck on grey tone again. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6218 Millie, I think your husband is in my office. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6219 These accounting candidates appear competent if stereotypical. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6220 Agent Smith is here, now representing AARP. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6221 To fix the copier, we should have sent George Clooney. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6222 Tell HR the job posting may be a little too precise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6223 The auditors are here. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6224 No, "exaltation"of accountants wouldn't seem to be the right word. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6225 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
6226 Yes sir. Now would be a good time jump. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6227 We're going to need a reboot on that 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6228 Ed, can we get your money back from that clone guy? None of them have any better sense of direction than you! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6229 Lock the building down. Accounting appears to be infected with mitosis. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6230 How many did you say I needed to equal one good one? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6231 Come quick, the bean counters are cloning themselves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6232 Who ordered the casting call for mid-level account executives? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6233 You need to be more careful when you make comments about wishing you could clone Henry! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6234 I hate to admit it, Shirley, but you're right. These men are all alike. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6235 Yes Sir...Your office worker cloning program is a huge success. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6236 You told me to make some copies! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6237 I can confirm the Groucho glasses have found their Marx, Sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6238 Can I get back to you? I'm trying to find Waldo. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6239 That's John. He's in Stocks. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6240 Tell the lab to hurray and turn off the robot replicator. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6241 Hurry - turn off the cloning machine! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6242 I think you can cancel that clone program; seems someone beat us to it. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6243 There's been an accident in the copy room. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6244 Yes, we're having that problem with the copier again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6245 You better get here right away, Doctor. Walter has gotten into the clone machine again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6246 We need more diversity. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6247 I'll have to check. Can you describe him? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6248 Sir, the accountant is multiplying. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6249 The cloning project is going better than expected, Sir. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6250 ... Mr. Smith arrived. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6251 IT Department? Someone left the iClone on all weekend. And I’m pretty sure it was Herb from Accounting. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6252 Emergency! Tom in Accounting is multiplying! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6253 There's something really wrong with the 3-D printer 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6254 Is one hundred Donnies a sign of end of times? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6255 It's a white-SHIRT supremacist meeting! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6256 Do you still have that copy of Lean In I can borrow? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6257 Of all people to beta the cloning app, you chose Syd? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6258 You better warn the folks at the dry cleaners, everyone seems to have lost their tickets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6259 Your request for a mild mannered, steady office manager may not have been specific enough. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6260 We're looking for the Expressing Your Individuality seminar. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6261 Yes, that is correct, the 'Cloning Convention' is just about to begin. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6262 Someone forgot to turn off the 3D printer. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6263 Deloris, you'll never believe what happened when I asked him, for you, if he has a brother! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6264 Service Department? I think you installed that copying machine backwards. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6265 Uh, boss . . . you sure the casting call was for "Send in the CLOWNS"? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6266 My God! The curse of the I-Clone 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6267 Slightly overweight, balding, wearing a striped tie and glasses.. any other distinguishing characteristics? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6268 They say they're with the S.E.C. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6269 ...and they all look just like Harold. Except smarter. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6270 I found the accounting clones. They were multiplying in the supply closet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6271 Which Mr. Smith? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6272 Call Dukas and tell him to get The Socerer over here pronto! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
6273 I'll have to call you back, they've sent the corporate clones in for their misogyny training. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6274 Mr. Johnson? The Lowensteins are here for their 2 o'clock appointment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6275 Help! I cant turn off the cloning machine! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6276 TURN OFF THE DARN COPY MACHINE!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6277 Looks like the elevator has turned into a replicator again. Call Captain Kirk! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6278 The 10:00 AM candidates are here for your 'think outside the box' position. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
6279 Jim, I think the copier's gone haywire again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6280 You said, 'Send in the CLONES ', didn't you? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6281 I gotta go, the professor has screwed up something in the lab. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6282 Clyde's cloned 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6283 Gotta go, I'm being inundated with Bills right now. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6284 Yeah, so at least the cloning division seems to be onto something. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6285 I think the new 3D-printer has run amuck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6286 I thought you said a hundred Apple's newest clones for accounting.... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6287 The Redundants are here. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
6288 Clowns! I'd swear you said you we auditioning clones! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6289 And they told me "Coat and Tie". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6290 Now I understand why your name is Mr Smith. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
6291 Security, someone's screwing around with the copying machine. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0