Contest #582


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582


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-09-05
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-09-18 (estimated)
Number of captions 3778
Number of responses 196119
Number of participants 10128


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Yes, I see the train but I think we can beat it. 2.0815 0.01551 2747 805 913 1029
1 Well technically, you ran the red light. 2.0572 0.01732 1907 494 810 603
2 I'll order. You pick up. 2.0487 0.01809 1744 457 745 542
3 We finished in first and third place. 2.0201 0.01793 1738 468 767 503
4 You can knock off the heavy breathing back there, Gwendolyn. I know you're not pedaling. 1.9909 0.01622 2205 649 927 629
5 This would be a lot easier if you dropped the restraining order. 1.9495 0.01847 1900 666 664 570
6 I'll place the order, you pick up 1.9380 0.02483 935 300 393 242
7 "I told you it was a long bike ride." - Arman Roberts, age 6 1.9375 0.02383 1120 393 404 323
8 Yes, dear, I'll call you as soon as I get there. 1.9215 0.02220 1185 396 486 303
9 Your profile said you enjoy long bike rides. 1.9100 0.01911 1688 603 634 451
10 I'm beginning to think you're running those yellow lights intentially. 1.8893 0.01910 1635 588 640 407
11 You can do whatever you want, but I'm taking the next right. 1.8833 0.02631 874 321 334 219
12 Got any ideas for the upcoming traffic circle? 1.8793 0.01774 1806 635 754 417
13 We are not doing a wheelie. Don't call me again. 1.8737 0.02560 998 397 330 271
14 Since you'll be home first, can you start dinner? 1.8715 0.03219 568 208 225 135
15 When you say "turn here," is that your "here" or my "here"? 1.8709 0.01933 1448 497 641 310
16 What do you mean--a metaphor for our relationship? 1.8619 0.02801 782 301 288 193
17 Pothole in 10 seconds. 1.8490 0.02226 1040 358 481 201
18 You seem distant today. 1.8129 0.04605 294 124 101 69
19 Hi, it's me. I'm running a little behind. 1.7912 0.04385 297 122 115 60
20 'For God Sakes Harry! Pull up your shorts!!' 1.7842 0.03040 723 336 207 180
21 If I remove beans from my diet, can we ride our old bike? 1.7699 0.02161 1330 601 434 295
22 I'm going into a tunnel, I might lose you. 1.7620 0.02350 1042 453 384 205
23 We're not gonna be late. You're gonna be late. 1.7494 0.03632 423 184 161 78
24 Where were you when I called a few minutes ago? 1.7468 0.02509 924 415 328 181
25 A trial separation was your idea. 1.7426 0.02419 948 416 360 172
26 I said, "I THINK EXERCISE IS BRINGING US CLOSER TOGETHER." 1.7376 0.02655 785 347 297 141
27 I'm way ahead of you on that. 1.7364 0.02574 827 364 317 146
28 Thanks for calling. I wasn’t sure you made it through that last intersection. 1.7293 0.02460 920 414 341 165
29 Yes, I'll accept a long-distance call. 1.7171 0.03219 555 260 192 103
30 I thought you said you enjoyed long bike rides. 1.7056 0.02159 1165 538 432 195
31 No, we're not there yet! 1.6909 0.02720 744 355 264 125
32 I think I can make the light. 1.6892 0.02686 785 382 265 138
33 When I arrive, I'll tell them you're coming. 1.6824 0.02415 828 373 345 110
34 Remember, no more yellow lights. 1.6758 0.02426 913 441 327 145
35 Next time, we go to the bike shop, not one of those big chain stores. 1.6707 0.03028 659 343 190 126
36 That's weird. I've got four bars. 1.6637 0.02849 672 334 230 108
37 Pull up your shorts. 1.6625 0.02779 809 435 212 162
38 I got your text. What's up? 1.6615 0.03106 582 295 189 98
39 My wife and I hit a bump at 45 mph--I'd like to report four missing children. 1.6611 0.03285 543 282 163 98
40 Sorry, I'm going to lose you. I'm about to go into a tunnel. 1.6525 0.02735 708 353 248 107
41 It was green when I went through it. 1.6518 0.02880 652 329 221 102
42 We're screwed when we hit Lombard Street. 1.6502 0.02924 649 333 210 106
43 You have reached the voicemail of Alicia Crandall. If you would like her to pedal faster, press 1 now. 1.6475 0.02868 661 337 220 104
44 See honey, this way I can have the space I need, but you can still feel connected 1.6449 0.02798 673 339 234 100
45 Now let go of the brake. The elastic will do the rest. 1.6445 0.03026 661 359 178 124
46 You said you wanted to go for a long bike ride. 1.6311 0.02989 591 305 199 87
47 I'll be home in ten...your mother in twelve. 1.6300 0.02921 573 285 215 73
48 You sound distant. 1.6283 0.03037 565 291 193 81
49 Was I there yet? 1.6276 0.03272 572 321 143 108
50 I agree; we are drifting apart but at least we are doing it together. 1.6257 0.02829 561 270 231 60
51 I told you that I just need some space. 1.6193 0.05151 197 103 66 28
52 I'm gonna turn left at 11.28, your time. 1.6185 0.03226 498 260 168 70
53 It was green for me! 1.6158 0.05406 190 103 57 30
54 How did you get my number? 1.6149 0.03519 483 273 123 87
55 The race results were posted online. I took 3rd place; you finished 10th. 1.6110 0.03215 491 257 168 66
56 "I know I'm always distant but have I ever steered you wrong"? 1.6070 0.04041 341 188 99 54
57 I'm losing you. 1.5995 0.03436 442 239 141 62
58 It's clear we've grown further apart. 1.5952 0.03642 378 202 127 49
59 Its on our way. How about, I order the pizza but you have to pick it up? 1.5932 0.03510 413 223 135 55
60 Wait a second, you'll see. 1.5929 0.03482 420 227 137 56
61 Hold your breath in about two seconds. 1.5917 0.03638 409 228 120 61
62 Pick up the pace. You're falling behind. 1.5913 0.03686 416 237 112 67
63 Call when you get there. 1.5912 0.03474 411 220 139 52
64 I'm in front so of course I'm going faster than you. 1.5859 0.03930 384 226 91 67
65 What do you mean, 'We've grown apart'? 1.5829 0.03517 386 206 135 45
66 I can't hear you. Text me! 1.5694 0.04888 216 122 65 29
67 Let me get back to you. 1.5640 0.03942 328 186 99 43
68 ... and with only 2 bars I could lose you. 1.5613 0.04148 326 194 81 51
69 FOR THE LAST TIME....YOU DON'T NEED DIECTIONS! 1.5587 0.04068 315 182 90 43
70 Oh sorry! I butt dialed you. 1.5576 0.04657 269 164 60 45
71 You just ran a red light back there. 1.5530 0.03961 302 169 99 34
72 You seem distant lately. 1.5526 0.04078 304 175 90 39
73 Pick up the pace. You're falling behind. 1.5510 0.04183 294 171 84 39
74 Bump. 1.5507 0.04106 296 170 89 37
75 I guess I misunderstood when you said long bike ride. 1.5486 0.04390 288 174 70 44
76 It'll bring us closer together, you said. 1.5467 0.04037 289 163 94 32
77 I think we are in first and last place. 1.5464 0.03866 291 159 105 27
78 I'm not calling again...Shift the damn gears. 1.5455 0.04098 286 163 90 33
79 Get ready. I'm going to pop a wheelie. 1.5412 0.04328 279 166 75 38
80 People are starting to notice we're separated. 1.5399 0.04083 276 156 91 29
81 Melania invented it. 1.5370 0.04768 270 174 47 49
82 They all say you aren't pedaling! 1.5326 0.04291 261 152 79 30
83 Let's hope we find a place to turn around before dusk. 1.5326 0.04116 261 147 89 25
84 I don't get it. How much more space do you need? 1.5296 0.04097 253 141 90 22
85 There's a drawbridge ahead. Good luck to you. 1.5296 0.04357 253 148 76 29
86 Run another yellow light and I'm off this thing. 1.5296 0.04284 253 146 80 27
87 Thanks, but I'm way ahead of you. 1.5280 0.04285 250 144 80 26
88 Wait....you're where? 1.5280 0.04540 250 151 66 33
89 You said you wanted space! 1.5261 0.04105 249 139 89 21
90 Pick up the pace, you're getting out of cell range. 1.5228 0.04403 241 141 74 26
91 There's a bump in five seconds. 1.5226 0.04415 243 143 73 27
92 Fine-no more running yellow lights. 1.5208 0.04722 240 149 57 34
93 When I texted you, '...we need some space' this was not what I had in mind. 1.5191 0.04236 235 133 82 20
94 I can't talk, I think she's listening. 1.5101 0.05918 149 93 36 20
95 It should snap back when I hit the brakes 1.5093 0.04529 214 125 69 20
96 Look, you agreed to a trial separation. 1.5090 0.03922 222 119 93 10
97 We do everything together Mom, he's still distant. 1.5071 0.04815 211 129 57 25
98 Drive-thru window ahead.  I'll order and you pay. 1.5047 0.05114 212 137 43 32
99 "You know, now that I see it coming, I guess this isn't the best bike for Dead Man's Curve. 1.5024 0.04575 211 125 66 20
100 I admit it, I misunderstood 'long bike ride.' 1.5000 0.05184 206 134 41 31
101 Try to keep up. 1.4975 0.04756 203 123 59 21
102 If you haven't left the house yet can you grab me a water. 1.4950 0.04824 202 124 56 22
103 Cindy, I need to be up frontwith you. 1.4910 0.05295 167 103 46 18
104 Stop telling me to be careful. I have not run a single red light today and you have run four. 1.4896 0.04728 192 115 60 17
105 I'm calling from your future... 1.4863 0.05132 183 115 47 21
106 No, it's you pedal, I steer. 1.4840 0.04739 188 113 59 16
107 I've arrived. 1.4837 0.05169 184 117 45 22
108 Better hurry. I hear a train coming. 1.4834 0.05548 151 94 41 16
109 Are you pedaling? 1.4809 0.04952 183 113 52 18
110 I don't like it either, but I told you last night, dairy doesn't agree with me. 1.4809 0.05360 183 120 38 25
111 Our next custom bike shouldn't be made by someone going through a divorce. 1.4807 0.05173 181 115 45 21
112 Uh, could you release the rear brake, please? 1.4807 0.04930 181 111 53 17
113 Knock it off with the backseat driving! 1.4805 0.05545 154 97 40 17
114 U-turn? I don't know, it's a bit of a stretch. 1.4778 0.04691 180 107 60 13
115 Is this what you meant when you said you wanted to go for a long bike ride? 1.4775 0.05052 178 111 49 18
116 We're now both exiting and entering Rhode Island. 1.4775 0.05052 178 111 49 18
117 It was you who wanted a trial separation. 1.4746 0.05008 177 110 50 17
118 I thought I told you never to call me here. 1.4709 0.05178 172 109 45 18
119 Let's eat inside. The drive-thru is a real pain. 1.4709 0.05045 172 107 49 16
120 Let the brake off. 1.4706 0.05354 170 110 40 20
121 I understand, but legally I don't have to stop at a yellow light. 1.4706 0.05087 170 106 48 16
122 Siri says make a u-ey. 1.4706 0.05087 170 106 48 16
123 Yeah, I think we just figured out why it was so cheap. 1.4671 0.05081 167 104 48 15
124 Don't you love these long bike rides? 1.4667 0.05196 165 104 45 16
125 I was sure your profile said experimental bisexual. 1.4634 0.05698 164 111 30 23
126 No, YOU are paying the ticket. It was green when I went through. 1.4625 0.05237 160 101 44 15
127 I'll see you there! 1.4596 0.04984 161 99 50 12
128 OK, OK. I'll stop trying to make it through the intersections when the light turns yellow. 1.4591 0.05259 159 101 43 15
129 I'm going to try and run this red light, okay? 1.4591 0.05408 159 103 39 17
130 How much farther to the marriage counselor? 1.4551 0.05407 156 101 39 16
131 But your profile said you like long bike rides. 1.4545 0.05906 154 106 26 22
132 You do realize I'll be coming in first. 1.4545 0.05535 154 101 36 17
133 Fred, where's the baby? 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
134 I like spending time with you too, honey. 1.4497 0.05167 149 93 45 11
135 He is on the phone. Can I take a message? 1.4476 0.05586 143 93 36 14
136 The roaming fees are killing us!" 1.4460 0.05792 139 92 32 15
137 Pump your brakes—some jerk in a stretch limo is blocking the road. 1.4452 0.05326 146 93 41 12
138 Should I start dinner when I get home? 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
139 A hole in my shorts? How big? 1.4420 0.05728 138 91 33 14
140 You and your engineering degree! 1.4412 0.05500 136 87 38 11
141 Hello, who's calling? 1.4406 0.05401 143 92 39 12
142 I wish you'd keep up. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
143 Limobikes do have their limitations, madame. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
144 How did the rental guy say we turn again? 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
145 Relatively speaking the faster you pedal the quicker I'll hear you 1.4397 0.05901 141 96 28 17
146 I know the judge said 50 feet, but this is ridiculous. 1.4369 0.06713 103 69 23 11
147 No Dear, I cherish our together time.... 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
148 Run one more yellow light and I'm filing for a divorce! 1.4338 0.05393 136 87 39 10
149 Trust me. It's straight the whole way. 1.4338 0.04973 136 83 47 6
150 Wanted to warn you, in 5 seconds you may smell something. 1.4338 0.06059 136 94 25 17
151 Slow down, turn left, watch out for the dog, are you listening? 1.4296 0.05811 135 91 30 14
152 Try to keep up. 1.4286 0.05575 133 87 35 11
153 This isn't what I thought you meant by long distance cycling! 1.4240 0.05595 125 81 35 9
154 We need to talk. 1.4231 0.05765 130 87 31 12
155 Hey, I don't think this trial separation is working out so well. 1.4231 0.05446 130 84 37 9
156 I told you, it was for my first wife. 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
157 When can I see you again? 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
158 I think I can make the light. 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
159 I think we stretched too much before exercising. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
160 Yes, yes, I did suggest a nice, long bike ride. But, do you have to take everything so literally Darren? 1.4194 0.05985 93 58 31 4
161 But, I want you to WANT to pedal 1.4180 0.05917 122 82 29 11
162 That light was green when I went through it. 1.4160 0.05586 125 82 34 9
163 What? I said it'd be a long bicycle ride. 1.4160 0.05923 125 85 28 12
164 It's a bicycle built for two who can't stand each other. 1.4160 0.05813 125 84 30 11
165 You should get a stronger signal in a second. 1.4160 0.05586 125 82 34 9
166 Can you steer me? Can you steer me now? 1.4146 0.05878 123 83 29 11
167 Did you check the dimensions when you ordered this bike online? 1.4146 0.05764 123 82 31 10
168 Miss you, too! 1.4146 0.06101 123 85 25 13
169 I miss you. 1.4132 0.05336 121 77 38 6
170 I thought we were going on a LONG bike ride, not a LONG BIKE ride! 1.4132 0.05588 121 79 34 8
171 We used to be so close. 1.4132 0.06061 121 83 26 12
172 Can you let the dog out when you get home? 1.4132 0.05710 121 80 32 9
173 You're good up there but I just ran my tenth red light. 1.4118 0.06248 119 83 23 13
174 Call me when you get home 1.4118 0.06472 119 85 19 15
175 It's not you, it's me. I just feel like we're in different places right now. 1.4068 0.05925 118 80 28 10
176 I just thought we needed some space. 1.4068 0.05414 118 76 36 6
177 Turn left!!! 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
178 I swear to God, Karen, one more wheelie and we're getting a divorce 1.4035 0.06319 114 80 22 12
179 Pothole in 10 seconds. 1.4024 0.06911 82 55 21 6
180 Can you imagine doing this sort of thing before cell phones? 1.3982 0.06476 113 81 19 13
181 Well, it was green when I went through! 1.3964 0.06435 111 79 20 12
182 Please stop calling to say you miss me. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
183 I feel confident we can beat that train across the tracks. 1.3964 0.05904 111 75 28 8
184 Tunnel coming up, I'll call you back. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
185 You seem more distant lately. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
186 I think it's time that we seriously confront our intimacy issues. 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
187 God, how I hate back seat drivers! 1.3945 0.05377 109 70 35 4
188 Yes, I'm married, but we're separated.... 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
189 Yes, I'll accept a long-distance call. 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
190 Your pace or mine? 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
191 I'll text you when I get there. 1.3925 0.06607 107 77 18 12
192 Rubber bike? You bought a rubber damn tandem bike? 1.3925 0.06335 107 75 22 10
193 This is not what I meant by a trial separation. 1.3868 0.05117 106 67 37 2
194 No U-tuns OK? 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
195 Okay I'll meet you there. 1.3868 0.06080 106 73 25 8
196 I just feel like you've always been holding me back. 1.3868 0.06369 106 75 21 10
197 Watch out for hills where I go up and you go down. 1.3868 0.05777 106 71 29 6
198 Actually, I don't think this is bringing us closer together. 1.3868 0.06645 106 77 17 12
199 Sorry about that. I had a chili for dinner last night. 1.3868 0.05930 106 72 27 7
200 You're "out of area." 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
201 Who's calling, please? 1.3868 0.06645 106 77 17 12
202 Yes, I still love you." 1.3868 0.06910 106 79 13 14
203 That you think this is romantic is precisely the problem. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
204 All right. No more going through yellow lights. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
205 It isn't you. I just feel we're no longer in tandem. 1.3846 0.06004 104 71 26 7
206 Last one home makes dinner! 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
207 This isn't what I meant when I suggested longer bike rides. 1.3846 0.06597 104 75 18 11
208 Roger that, no more bean soup. 1.3846 0.06158 104 72 24 8
209 Talk lower, I can still hear you. 1.3846 0.05847 104 70 28 6
210 What time will you be home? 1.3846 0.06874 104 77 14 13
211 Let me know when we've finished crossing the finish line. 1.3824 0.06080 102 70 25 7
212 Honey, the stretched limos were all booked. 1.3824 0.05919 102 69 27 6
213 Is this what the couples counselor meant by taking time together and apart? 1.3824 0.06689 102 74 17 11
214 I am going to try to beat the light. 1.3824 0.06542 102 73 19 10
215 Are you even pedaling? 1.3818 0.09531 55 41 7 7
216 Worst rideshare ever. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
217 I miss the old days when you rode on my handlebars. 1.3800 0.06321 100 70 22 8
218 Have you smelled it yet? 1.3800 0.07075 100 75 12 13
219 The marriage counselor was right, honey. Distance does help. 1.3800 0.05822 100 67 28 5
220 Mostly fine with a few clouds. How is it there? 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
221 Wide turns. Remember, wide turns. 1.3737 0.05668 99 66 29 4
222 I'm starting to lose you. 1.3737 0.05847 99 67 27 5
223 You never look at me anymore. 1.3711 0.06767 97 71 16 10
224 I'll put the coffee on and wait for you 1.3711 0.06273 97 68 22 7
225 The millennial tandem. No interaction needed, cell phones not included. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
226 What do you mean we need to make a u-turn? 1.3711 0.06442 97 69 20 8
227 Sorry. It was green when I went through it. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
228 I can't talk now, I think I'm being followed. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
229 Is this what you meant by separate but equal? 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
230 I may lose you at this next intersection. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
231 Thank God I just missed that truck. Oh . . . 1.3656 0.06448 93 66 20 7
232 So it's an extended metaphor. 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
233 I'll meet you at the corner. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
234 I'm enjoying this time together. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
235 It's an Einstein thing. What time do you have? 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
236 Pedal faster. You're falling behind. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
237 Am I going too fast? 1.3587 0.05696 92 62 27 3
238 "For the thousandth time, yes, the doctor said "long bike rides'". 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
239 No, I don't want to take another long bike ride tomorrow. 1.3587 0.06663 92 67 17 8
240 I can understand if you need more space. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
241 I think we're ready for two bikes. 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
242 You said you wanted to go for a long bike ride. 1.3587 0.05902 92 63 25 4
243 Text me when you arrive. 1.3587 0.07180 92 70 11 11
244 Can we not run yellow lights, please? 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
245 What do you mean, 'hairpin turn ahead?' 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
246 I've been meaning to tell you I need more space. 1.3587 0.07012 92 69 13 10
247 A bicycle built for tweets 1.3556 0.06944 90 67 14 9
248 This wasn't what I envisioned when you said a long bike ride....... 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
249 I wish you would reconsider the restraining order. 1.3556 0.07121 90 68 12 10
250 Does the bicycle make my butt look smaller? 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
251 Hey, did you stop peddling? 1.3556 0.06574 90 65 18 7
252 I'm sensing we're drifting farther apart. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
253 Sorry - I thought "the limo of bicycles" meant luxury. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
254 Did you fart? 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
255 It's a bicycle built for too far. 1.3556 0.06762 90 66 16 8
256 I know the therapist said to balance being alone and in tandem, but this is ridiculous 1.3523 0.07414 88 68 9 11
257 But we ARE doing an activity together right now and this IS talking. 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
258 The roaming charges are going to kill us. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
259 Where are you? 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
260 You should of thought of that before we headed to Lombard Street. 1.3523 0.06672 88 64 17 7
261 I comply with the restraining order, you should comply with the pedaling order. 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
262 Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
263 About 75 degrees, slight wind. How is it back there? 1.3523 0.05608 88 59 27 2
264 You know, this is the closest I've felt to you since we got married 1.3523 0.07235 88 67 11 10
265 Apparently, the bar is retractable, in case we decide to reconcile. 1.3523 0.06268 88 62 21 5
266 It still looks fat 1.3523 0.06865 88 65 15 8
267 I love it when we spend quality time together. 1.3488 0.06972 86 64 14 8
268 I think this cartoon is Somewhat Funny. How are you voting? 1.3488 0.06773 86 63 16 7
269 We're In a long distance relationship 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
270 Could you please take your hand off the brake? 1.3488 0.06568 86 62 18 6
271 I need a bathrom. Can you get home by yourself? 1.3488 0.05674 86 58 26 2
272 Remember, when you cross the border -- wait! 1.3488 0.06356 86 61 20 5
273 Stan and Mary finally admitted to themselves that a long distance relationship just worked better for them. 1.3457 0.06373 81 57 20 4
274 What does the manual say about u-turns? 1.3452 0.06222 84 59 21 4
275 I told you this would be a long bike ride. 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
276 Well, you're the one who wanted the separation agreement. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
277 Yes, yes, I'm sure. Whichever way I turn, you turn the opposite. Just like a fire truck. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
278 You'll need sunglasses in a second. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
279 Remember, if I turn right, you steer LEFT. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
280 At the corner this time let's both turn left. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
281 When you said the estimated time of arrival is 3:05 pm, did you mean yours or mine? 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
282 Do not-- I repeat --DO NOT go through any yellow lights! 1.3415 0.06989 82 61 14 7
283 These new Tandems are great for couples who tried separate beds but wanted something more. 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
284 Daisy? Daisy? Is that really you? I'm half crazy, but I think we need a crew. We won't win any medals. At least we both have peddles. You're a block behind, but that is just fine on this cycle built for two. 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
285 You seem distant. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
286 Do you want my estimated time of arrival or yours? 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
287 Let's use the drive through for lunch, you pay, I'll pick-up. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
288 You seem a little distant lately. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
289 These roaming charges are killing me. 1.3333 0.06334 81 58 19 4
290 Let's pop a wheelie. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
291 I'll give you a call when we get there. 1.3333 0.07027 81 61 13 7
292 Wait. You're getting ahead of me. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
293 These helmets really make us look stupid. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
294 No, I miss you more. 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
295 Yeah...this isn't what I meant by spending time apart. 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
296 You said this would bring us together 1.3247 0.07721 77 61 7 9
297 I told you never to call me at this number. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
298 What do you mean you peed already? 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
299 I'm going for coffee. You coming? 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
300 I'm pregnant. 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
301 Did you get my text? 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
302 You just hate taking directions from a woman don't you! 1.3247 0.07025 77 58 13 6
303 You're being distant this morning. 1.3247 0.06253 77 55 19 3
304 I'm feeling good about this yellow light. 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
305 I'm just asking you to let me know next time you plan to pop a wheelie. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
306 I think I'm being followed. 1.3247 0.07265 77 59 11 7
307 We're doing a trail separation 1.3247 0.06521 77 56 17 4
308 I think I'll still get there first. 1.3247 0.05974 77 54 21 2
309 We need to have that talk about yellow lights. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
310 I'll pick up the bread and cheese while you stop at the liquor store. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
311 Did you just say, 'we're breaking up?' 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
312 Try to catch up. 1.3200 0.06886 75 56 14 5
313 What do you mean this doesn't count as quality time? 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
314 This 'statement' we're trying to make... Tell me again what it is? 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
315 Okay, no yellow lights. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
316 You're breaking up. I'll call you later. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
317 "I'm starting to feel some separation anxiety". 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
318 This isn't what I meant when I said 'time apart.' 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
319 Sorry honey - the light was green when I went. 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
320 What do you want at the drive-thru? 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
321 I thought you said a hobby would bring us closer together. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
322 I just called to say I love you. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
323 I gotta go, this is long distance. 1.3151 0.07524 73 57 9 7
324 Have your lawyer call my lawyer 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
325 And you've been so distant lately.... 1.3151 0.06130 73 52 19 2
326 We're turning onto Lombard Street and you're not going to like it. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
327 You said you needed more space. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
328 Hold on, I think I can just make it through this yellow light. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
329 What do you mean we never communicate? 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
330 Isn’t it great to be able to spend time together? 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
331 I'm just saying you're undermining the spirit of the restraining order 1.3099 0.07921 71 57 6 8
332 It was on sale at Costco 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
333 'Wrong number' 1.3099 0.07921 71 57 6 8
334 I love that we're doing things together. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
335 Catch up! It says you're out of my service area. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
336 I think we should move in together. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
337 Isn't it great to finally spend some time together, honey? 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
338 Text me when you get there. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
339 Pay attention. It's a long distance call. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
340 ...and don't forget we've got couples' therapy at 6:30. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
341 Well, Charlene, maybe YOU should have taken a closer look at the Groupon! 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
342 We're currently in both first and last place. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
343 Finally...a moment to ourselves. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
344 Please stop BEFORE the train tracks. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
345 You stretch everything when you're a Trump, Barron. Get used to it. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
346 Follow me. 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
347 You walk the dog, you'll be home before I am. 1.3099 0.06213 71 51 18 2
348 Last one there buys lunch. 1.3099 0.07396 71 55 10 6
349 Uh-oh—I forgot about the traffic circle. 1.3099 0.06529 71 52 16 3
350 It most certainly was green when I crossed! 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
351 I'll text you if I see a bump. 1.3099 0.07663 71 56 8 7
352 I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel. 1.3099 0.06830 71 53 14 4
353 I view this as a trial separation, not the end of the road. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
354 Ok I'm done. Call me when you get here. 1.3043 0.07242 69 53 11 5
355 Daisy? Is that you? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
356 Last one there buys drinks! 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
357 You should have thought this through when you took out that restraining order. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
358 I'll try to have dinner ready by the time you get home. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
359 I think this trip is really bringing us closer together. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
360 I know, you need your space. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
361 U-turn ahead. 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
362 How much longer will you be contagious? 1.3043 0.06942 69 52 13 4
363 Again, I'm sorry the stretch limo was unavailable. 1.3043 0.08077 69 56 5 8
364 I might lose you. I've got only 1 bar. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
365 OK, I'm going to make a left in ten, nine, eight, seven ...... 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
366 Cut beans out of your diet and we'll talk. 1.3043 0.08077 69 56 5 8
367 These Citibikes are too big to fail. 1.3043 0.07531 69 54 9 6
368 I'll stop for brunch and you stop for lunch. 1.3043 0.06627 69 51 15 3
369 Maybe it's the distance, but I feel like we're both spinning our wheels. 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
370 Steerer to Rear, Steerer to Rear, do you copy? 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
371 Are you sure you're ok ? You seem distant. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
372 I thought YOU had the baby. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
373 I'll let them know you're on your way. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
374 Daisy...Daisy? Are you there? 1.2985 0.07962 67 54 6 7
375 Watcha doin' ? 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
376 I'm calling to remind you not to use your phone while cycling. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
377 You're falling behind. Pick up the pace! 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
378 It's a stretch, but I know we can improve our communication skills. Just follow my lead. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
379 It's a matter of perspective 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
380 They need us to be there by noon and 12:01. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
381 Sometimes I feel like I'm doing all the work in this relationship. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
382 This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested we go for a long bike ride. 1.2985 0.06021 67 48 18 1
383 Your pants just split. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
384 Exciting? Ok, but can we agree on a yellow light strategy now? 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
385 I told you never to call me here. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
386 Always I heard that behind a great man there is a great woman but honey, this is ridiculous. 1.2985 0.07372 67 52 10 5
387 You're breaking up...try getting to a place with better reception. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
388 Pedal faster. You're falling behind. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
389 When you get to where I am, you'll have four bars. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
390 This wasn't precisely what I meant when I said I wanted some space. 1.2985 0.06730 67 50 14 3
391 Ok. We are headed into the final stretch. 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
392 Don't you think this trial separation is getting rediculous? 1.2985 0.07058 67 51 12 4
393 Lean in. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
394 It's a bicycle built for two with a restraining order. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
395 Left turn at the corner. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
396 I'm about to go into a tunnel, so I might lose you. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
397 I'm not lost, we don't need to ask for directions. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
398 Einstein was right. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
399 Sorry, thought this might bring us closer. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
400 The therapist said this would save our marriage?! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
401 Did you see the dachshund chasing us back there? 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
402 No... the light was green. 1.2923 0.08123 65 53 5 7
403 We're just going to blast through this red light. 1.2923 0.07821 65 52 7 6
404 All I'm saying is I need some space. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
405 Honey, this is not what I meant by spending more time together. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
406 I know we agreed to give each other some space, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
407 It's not an activity for couples if you have to lead every time 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
408 We’re sorry. You must first dial a 1 before calling this number. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
409 I said 'trial separation' not trail. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
410 Funny, I've got four bars. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
411 Peddle faster...the light just turned yellow!! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
412 Are you finally convinced a divorce would be better than a separation. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
413 I know it's prom, but the stretch limo was more than I could afford. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
414 Get this. Now she thinks I have issues with intimacy. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
415 You're the one who wanted more space. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
416 Daisy, Daisy, is this your answer true? 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
417 This isn't what I had in mind when I said that I needed space. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
418 I vote we go around the hill instead of over it. 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
419 It doesn't work if you brake while I'm pedaling. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
420 We've got a terrible connection. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
421 Bob, do NOT try to beat that oncoming train! 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
422 Did you fart a while ago? 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
423 OK, look on the left ... we're approaching that stretch limo. I'll wave to the driver; you make faces at the guy in the back seat! 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
424 Oops, I just ran a red light. 1.2923 0.08413 65 54 3 8
425 I don't think this is what the therapist meant by spending time apart. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
426 I told you you couldn't keep up! 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
427 Call me when you get home 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
428 You know I don't like it when you back seat drive. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
429 Let's stop at the coffee shop up ahead. I'll save you a seat. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
430 I misunderstood what you meant when you asked if I wanted to go in a long bike ride 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
431 Just made it to Michigan. How are things in Ohio? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
432 Whattaya mean cell phones create distance between people? Who is this? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
433 I told you never to call me here. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
434 I don't think you're going to make the light. I'll wait for you on the other side of the intersection. 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
435 This would go more smoothly if you didn't have your foot on the brake the whole time. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
436 Alright, look happy, the Jones' house is coming up! 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
437 Lactose intolerant? What gave it away? 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
438 I just feel like we're growing apart. 1.2857 0.06569 63 47 14 2
439 If I order takeout, can you pick it up? 1.2857 0.07650 63 50 8 5
440 I don't know... you just seem so distant lately. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
441 Is this what you meant by a long bike ride? 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
442 You're still in violation of the restraining order. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
443 Your restraining order says 50 ft... that's why! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
444 I know we can beat that train. Don't worry about it 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
445 It's a trial separation. You lead after next corner. 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
446 Take one more sharp turn like that, Larry, and I will kill you! 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
447 I think our trial separation is really moving us forward. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
448 If you want to catch up to me, you'll have to peddle faster. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
449 I thought you said riding a tandem would bring us closer together. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
450 Four the thousandth and last time, I am peddling! 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
451 I just don't understand why we come in first and third every single year. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
452 Daisy, Daisy---can you hear me? 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
453 Gotta go. I think someone's following me. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
454 Hold tight. Here comes another dead zone. 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
455 I sense some real distance between us. 1.2787 0.06242 61 45 15 1
456 I'll be home early. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
457 Don't forget to pick up milk on your way home. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
458 I told you to keep your distance but this is ridiculous. 1.2787 0.08142 61 50 5 6
459 Let's not stay long at this party. I'll do the 'hellos' and you do the 'goodbyes.' 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
460 This is not what I pictured when you said long bike ride. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
461 I'm just not sure this long distance thing is working out. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
462 You were right--it's not as fun as a stretch limo. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
463 I think we should get a different marriage counsellor. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
464 Just follow me. 1.2787 0.07441 61 48 9 4
465 I can't talk now. I have some catching up to do. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
466 Wait up! 1.2787 0.06666 61 46 13 2
467 That was a big bump -- how'd the kids do? 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
468 Did you get my text? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
469 I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
470 Wanted to ask you to answer the phone with your right hand so we don't lose our balance 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
471 So do you think my butt looks big in these pants? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
472 Take your hands off the brakes! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
473 I thought being in tandem meant we would have the same cell plan. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
474 This is not what I had in mind when you asked me to join you on a long bike tour of New York. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
475 Hello. Who is this? 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
476 'I don't think this long distance relationship thing is gonna work'. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
477 We get there when we get there! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
478 Honey, you know how hard it is to manage a long-distance relationship while traveling. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
479 Pedal faster. 1.2712 0.06318 59 44 14 1
480 GPS shows I'm on pace to beat the train but should really kick it. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
481 What do mean its a long distance call? 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
482 No, I've never heard the expression "Old cog and chain." 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
483 Hold on, I'm going through a tunnel. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
484 Since I’ll be home before you, I’ll let the dog out. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
485 Miss you, too! 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
486 We'll be there in 10 or 15 minutes. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
487 I feel like I'm pulling all of the weight in the relationship. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
488 ....and I want two hotel rooms. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
489 I'm sorry, I think we're breaking up. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
490 I'll order the pizza if you pick it up. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
491 I feel that you're pulling away from me. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
492 Dude, some real bad curves coming up, hang on. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
493 I'll see you later. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
494 I'm sorry, but the light was still green when I entered the intersection. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
495 Is this what they mean by 'six degrees of separation'? 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
496 I think we're taking this whole personal space thing too far. 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
497 You need to make a left at the light. I'm going to go straight ahead! 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
498 You've seemed so distant lately. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
499 You try to make it through another yellow light and we're getting a divorce. 1.2712 0.07956 59 48 6 5
500 Yes, I had a bean burrito for lunch ... but this is ridiculous! 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
501 I'm not interested in a long-distance relationship. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
502 I'm glad we found a way to make our long-distance relationship work. 1.2712 0.06765 59 45 12 2
503 This trial separation isn't working, I want my own bike. 1.2712 0.07184 59 46 10 3
504 The therapist said to give each other more space 1.2712 0.07580 59 47 8 4
505 We used to be so close. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
506 How does my tush look now? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
507 Heads up...tight corner ahead! 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
508 There's a hairpin turn ahead. Text me if you don't make it. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
509 This is only until the TRO expires. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
510 Pull over...I have a wedgie 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
511 I get it, you need some space, but this still feels a little codependent to me. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
512 When the marriage counselor said we should do things together, I don't think this is what he had in mind. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
513 Why are you following me? 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
514 I'm so glad we finally found time to do something together 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
515 Thiiiiis neeeeew waaaarp driiiiiive iiiiis reeeeaaaaalllly cooooooool!!!!! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
516 I can make this light but WE can't! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
517 Call when you get there. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
518 Let me know when we arrive 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
519 How are things at your end? 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
520 We need to signal for a right turn. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
521 If we wanna win this thing, you need to drop the restraining order. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
522 No, I have not figured out what to tell the bus driver. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
523 Well, stop using the brakes so much 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
524 No, I'm still here. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
525 Let's try and see if we can pop a wheelie! 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
526 Don't you think it's time you dropped the restraining order? 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
527 Honey, let go the brake. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
528 Why are you calling? Just text me the directions 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
529 Honey, I said text, don't call. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
530 Everything ok? You seem really distant. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
531 It was a good idea but, no, you're just going to have to stop eating beans. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
532 I'll tell the Mathesons that you're running a little late because of traffic. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
533 The couples therapist said he thought it'd be a good way for us to ease back in to doing things together. 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
534 I can't help but feel we've grown apart. 1.2632 0.07309 57 45 9 3
535 Are you peddling now? 1.2632 0.08121 57 47 5 5
536 Are we almost there? 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
537 Lately, you seem distant. 1.2632 0.07726 57 46 7 4
538 Why is it so hard to get close to you? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
539 Yes, I'll tell them you'll be 30 seconds late. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
540 It's become obvious that we're drafting apart. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
541 I can still smell you. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
542 Next time you should specify that you want a stretch-LIMO to the airport 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
543 What's the point of a trial separation bike if you're going to be calling me all the time? 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
544 Thank you for keeping me on as chauffeur during these rough times, madam. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
545 It will get worse as we get closer to lightspeed. 1.2545 0.08692 55 47 2 6
546 No,a left at the next intersection,and swing wide this time, damn it! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
547 Hey you in the back......get off the brake! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
548 I'm just not ready to get back together yet. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
549 I'll phone you to let you know when I arrive. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
550 Sorry about running that yellow light." 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
551 Heads up I'm going to try and do a wheelie. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
552 Just calling to let you know I need my space. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
553 Going the wrong way? I'm going the same way you are! 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
554 What do you mean you've been braking so we don't go back down the hills? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
555 I thought you wanted a trial separation! 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
556 I know you 'need some space', but the turns are murder. 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
557 These long distance relationships are hard. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
558 No, I haven't forgotten the plumber's coming by this afternoon. Why do you ask? 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
559 Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Snyder! You are the first people to come in both first and last in our town's annual bike race! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
560 Isn't it enough that we're sleeping in separate beds?!? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
561 Isn’t this great? The wind in your face, the sun on your shoulders, the distant sound of your spouse. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
562 There's a train coming up ahead. I'll go first. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
563 I'll check, Mom, but I think she's on the phone with her father. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
564 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
565 You should see the house. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
566 Why don't YOU stop and ask for directions. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
567 A self-powered limo sounded good in theory. 1.2545 0.07879 55 45 6 4
568 I don't think this is what the marriage counselor meant when he suggested space. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
569 Hon, I have to tell you that you are now part of my extended family! 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
570 I'll stop the sharp turns once you ease off the brakes. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
571 We're approaching the Fire Station, be ready. They'll be laughing at us again. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
572 What do you mean we're drifting apart? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
573 I'm having a chain reaction 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
574 I'll wait for you to catch up. 1.2545 0.06471 55 42 12 1
575 What do you mean it's still not enough space? 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
576 I can still smell you from here. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
577 Hurry up Sevn. You're going to miss the big Finnish. 1.2545 0.05928 55 41 14 0
578 A U-turn, now? 1.2545 0.06972 55 43 10 2
579 See if there's a brakes app. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
580 I can still see your calf tattoo 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
581 Sorry, butt dial 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
582 yes, but you're ALWAYS a few minutes late 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
583 No, you can stop before the train tracks 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
584 Is this your idea of a trial separation? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
585 I feel like we're drifting apart. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
586 She's fine, but we've decided to separate. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
587 Craig, Lisa, and their stupid 37ft bike won't know what hit them. 1.2453 0.08478 53 45 3 5
588 No problem, I'll start dinner. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
589 He's going the distance...he's going for speed. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
590 Are we there yet?" "I don't know about you. I am 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
591 No, I can't slow down, damn it! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
592 Honey, are you still following me? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
593 Let's try to beat the train. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
594 Can you hear me now? Got to get a smaller bike or a better phone provider. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
595 No, you were the one who insisted on separate vacations. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
596 Do you have an extra water bottle 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
597 Best restraining order ever! 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
598 Remember that roundabout I mentioned? 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
599 Let's call our therapists and tell them they were both right. Distance from each other and exercise is improving our relationship. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
600 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted us to feel more connected to each other. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
601 These bike rides have gotten longer since the separation. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
602 Let's be sure to stay away from the roundabouts. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
603 Can you call me later, Daisy? 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
604 No, son, I am not 'almost there yet' 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
605 Heads up. That dachsund who always chases us is on the right. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
606 Please stop texting me! 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
607 I can't talk long, I'm roaming. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
608 Speak up, you sound a little distant. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
609 And where, exactly, were you planning on parking it? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
610 Remember to brake this time when the elastic band pulls back. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
611 I've only got 2 bars. How many do you have? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
612 I’m going to try to make this light. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
613 I feel there is a distance between us. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
614 Must go! Someone's following me! 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
615 I told you I need some space! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
616 I told you there's a difference between distancing oneself and getting completely detached 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
617 Did you call your mother? 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
618 I'll go ahead an get a table and wait for you to arrive. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
619 I'm not sure if this will help us decide if we can sustain a long distance relationship. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
620 Try to catch up. We'll be in a poor reception area soon. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
621 I said, do you ever feel we're drifting apart? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
622 This is why I hate riding with a plumber in the front. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
623 Oh, sure, missing the turn to the marriage counselor is MY fault... 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
624 I guess you could call it a long distance relationship. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
625 I tried pedaling faster, mom. He's still right behind me! 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
626 Hold on, I have to make a U - turn. 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
627 I need more space. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
628 It's not my imagination ... I'm sure somebody is following me. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
629 You said you needed a little space, didn't you? 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
630 The good news is that the upcoming hairpin turn over the canyon is the only one on today's tour. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
631 I still say it would have been cheaper to just buy deodorant. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
632 I just think we need a little time apart. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
633 What do you mean you feel like you're getting farther and farther behind? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
634 Do you mean 4:00 your time or my time? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
635 Can't talk. Roaming charges. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
636 I'll call you when I get home. 1.2453 0.08039 53 44 5 4
637 If you get home before me, can you let the dog out? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
638 We can just clear that train. Faster! 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
639 Do we need milk? 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
640 I think we should go straight. 1.2453 0.06547 53 41 11 1
641 I just crossed into Rhode Island. Have you left New York yet? 1.2453 0.07574 53 43 7 3
642 I don't think this is what the therapist meant when she said we need to give each other space. 1.2453 0.05967 53 40 13 0
643 So this is your idea of a trial separation. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
644 Unlimited wireless minutes in a billing cycle 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
645 Daisy, Daisy, text me your answer, do. Don't let Trump politics keep me so far from you. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
646 Want to stop at the bar up ahead? There are, like, 30 other spandex-clad bikers there and the plan is to take up all of the seating, barely drink anything, but still somehow manage to be super fucking annoying and disruptive. 1.2353 0.08672 51 44 2 5
647 I can't hear a thing. Let me text you. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
648 You're the one who's been acting distant. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
649 Tell McKinsey the proposal is fine, push back my meeting with marketing, and for God's sake pedal harder. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
650 I had no idea this is where you were going with your ‘healthy long distance relationship’ idea! 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
651 Curve! 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
652 I'm sorry, we're breaking up. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
653 Where are the children? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
654 We'll be there in about an hour, and in an hour and four seconds. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
655 I told you a bicycle for two was a stretch. 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
656 I'll ask one last time: would you please stop riding my tail? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
657 It's your breath. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
658 Are we almost there? 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
659 I'll race you home! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
660 C'mon, you have to pee again? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
661 You're overreacting. This is just a trail separation. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
662 Isn't it kind of sexist for me to be riding in front? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
663 Stupidest. Court. Order. Ever. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
664 I need warp speed in 3-2-1... 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
665 Yes, I did have Beans for lunch. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
666 How would you feel about tackling a railroad crossing? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
667 Back off, you're following too close. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
668 Are you far behind? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
669 She's gaining on me! 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
670 I want to start biking with other people 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
671 It was either this or couple's therapy. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
672 What do you mean you've never turned before. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
673 I think the linguine is long enough now. 1.2353 0.08207 51 43 4 4
674 The curve up ahead is gonna be hell 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
675 Just because we live in the same city now, doesn't mean we have to give up on our long distance relationship. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
676 This memes not trending? We look like morons for no reason? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
677 I'm stopping for lunch-- I'll order for you! 1.2353 0.05999 51 39 12 0
678 I'm going ahead, you can catch-up. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
679 This is why we have so many roaming charges. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
680 You said you needed space. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
681 Daisy, I can't afford a stretch limo, but will you go to the Prom with me? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
682 I've had enough of your backseat driving. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
683 I'm sorry, Karen, but long-distance just isn't working anymore. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
684 Yes it's a little more clear but with the soup cans and string we had unlimited calls. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
685 I know I'm wasting our minutes dad, but obviously my yelling "wait up" isn't getting me anywhere. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
686 No, I didn't just fart! 1.2353 0.08672 51 44 2 5
687 Just calling to say "hi" and could you pedal a little slower? 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
688 Yes I'll accept the charge. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
689 If this thing were any longer I'd have to dial 1 to call ya. 1.2353 0.07715 51 42 6 3
690 Turn right at 3 o’clock my time. 1.2292 0.06815 48 38 9 1
691 The "just-friends" bike. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
692 You're really going to have to start peddling back there. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
693 You've been avoiding me lately, I can tell. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
694 I think the lawyer was right, we should have split the bike in the divorce. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
695 "No really, let's keep in touch". 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
696 How's the traffic back there? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
697 Look I can't be at my collaborative best stuck in a workspace that's just a metaphor for absolute authority. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
698 Right now we're third and eighth. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
699 We make a left in 100 feet. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
700 Call me if you get a flat tire. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
701 It's OK. My wife can't hear us. OK. My husband can't hear us. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
702 Just your normal long bike ride. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
703 No more backseat driving, okay? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
704 Yeah, we could try long walks on the beach and be just like everyone else 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
705 Hey, can you slow down a bit? You're getting too far ahead of me. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
706 I think we should see other people 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
707 I can barely hear you, I'll text you when we get home. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
708 I got the bike shorts on sale yesterday. Why? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
709 Just shout, On your left, there's no reason to call ! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
710 I thought this was supposed to bring us closer together. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
711 Looks like we're going to finish first and fourth. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
712 I feel closer to you already. 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
713 Yeah hi, it's your wife again. Perhaps you could do a better at judging this next railroad crossing. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
714 Can you pick up the pace a little bit? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
715 You're breaking up 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
716 ?Does this mean we're in a long distance relationship?? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
717 Race you to the finish line. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
718 Let's get down and see if we can figure out how to turn this damn thing around. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
719 I think the trial separation is going well. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
720 You said size didn't matter 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
721 Yeah, we can look really smug when we arrive, but it's the last time I ask for an "eco-friendly stretch." 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
722 Cole slaw and baked beans. Why? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
723 Hey, it wasn't me that ran the red light! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
724 How could your GPS reading be different from mine? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
725 This wasn't what I had in mind when you told me you ordered a stretch 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
726 Siri, call rear admiral. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
727 ...Oh. Problems with the space-time continuum? Hang on a sec... 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
728 But no, a boy bike wasn't enough for you, so you had to go and get a biiig-boy bike. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
729 Engage 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
730 Seriously? You called me collect? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
731 sharp left coming up , could be a problem 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
732 This is not what I meant by a long distance relationship. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
733 When you said a stretch limo... 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
734 Really? I thought you were ahead of me. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
735 Didn't I tell you that doing activities together would bring us closer. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
736 I will call you when I get there. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
737 Even so, I want to thank you for remembering I wanted a long bike ride for my birthday. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
738 We don't look "in love". We look foolish. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
739 Do you think I'm clingy? 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
740 You're the one who wanted to separate. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
741 Okay, now let's try it with the giant pane of glass. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
742 This is not what I had in mind when I said get a stretch limo. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
743 I'm just not sure I'm ready for long distance. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
744 I'll give you a call back after I reach the finish line 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
745 I already told you why... I can't afford a carriage and I have space issues. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
746 We're moving forward with our separation agreement. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
747 I'd like to extend our trial separation. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
748 I'm losing you. I think it's a bad connection. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
749 This trial separation isn't working. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
750 Where are you? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
751 I want a divorce. This separation just isn't working out. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
752 But your profile said you like long bike rides. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
753 I'll call you when I get home. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
754 Would you stop calling your using up all my long distance minutes 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
755 " This was the compromise, the divorce lawyer said we had to share the bike'' 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
756 Can you wait for few seconds? I hit a red light here. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
757 John, just ask for directions already! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
758 This still feels long distance to me. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
759 I think you wanting more space is getting out of hand. 1.2245 0.06022 49 38 11 0
760 Pebble coming up in 20 feet. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
761 I wonder what Einstein would have to say about this? 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
762 Of course it's going to bring us closer together again. Just keep pedaling! 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
763 We need to talk about this separation thing again. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
764 I'm worried we're drifting apart. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
765 Are you close? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
766 We’re still in tandem—why do we need to talk about our relationship? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
767 Ready for a sharp turn to the right? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
768 Is there much traffic up ahead? 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
769 I would like to patent a bicycle built for two distant cousins. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
770 And remember, we can turn only left with this thing. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
771 I did say it's all downhill from here. Give it a minute. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
772 It may have been red for you but it was green for me. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
773 Be more careful on this next corner 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
774 Meet me at the corner. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
775 Seriously, we're divorced now; I think we should get our own bikes. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
776 I said turn right 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
777 C'mon! You jerkin' my chain again? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
778 Honey, would you let me know when we've crossed the event horizon! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
779 Maybe it's time we head our separate ways. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
780 I want to warn you I had Mexican for lunch. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
781 Let's speed up and get out of here! I just crossed the red light... 1.2245 0.08384 49 42 3 4
782 I can't believe you are breaking up with me by phone. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
783 Stop following me; it's over. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
784 Honey, remember, this bike makes wide turns. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
785 Next time you ride downwind. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
786 What's taking you so long? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
787 I'll meet you at the Starbucks up ahead. What time will you be there? 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
788 What do you mean 'slow down' so you can catch up? 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
789 I think I just passed the event horizon. 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
790 Biking's great, Jerry, but I still think we need to see a marriage counselor! 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
791 I'm worried that this long distance relationship is starting to affect where we are going. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
792 Wow, you've never said I'm right before. Oh, turn right? OK. 1.2245 0.06691 49 39 9 1
793 Please, let's not drag this out. 1.2245 0.07299 49 40 7 2
794 Dead skunk coming your way... 1.2245 0.07860 49 41 5 3
795 Why do we always have to take the long way? 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
796 What do you mean I'm still getting my sweat on you? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
797 This time no turns, okay? 1.2188 0.09770 32 27 3 2
798 But should I turn left when I get there, or when you get there? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
799 But I thought riding a tandem bike would bring us closer together. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
800 Hey babe, can you hurry up? 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
801 It becomes normal length when we get to 99.999999% of the speed of light. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
802 Whose turn is it? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
803 Pothole in 10, 9, 8..." 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
804 You're having an affair aren't you? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
805 Bump ahead! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
806 When we get closer to the singularity, our data minutes become infinite 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
807 Damn... I left my water bottle at the house." "I see it on the counter. I'll grab it." "Can you make sure we set the alarm while you're there?" "Sure thing. How's traffic? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
808 I'll be home when you get there tonight honey. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
809 Roger that, rollerblader at 9 o'clock 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
810 Did you remember to attach the "Caution Wide Right Turns" sign? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
811 Haven't heard we are attached at the hip yet, have you? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
812 Sometimes I feel like I do all the work 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
813 When you said "we'll take a stretch" I thought you meant a limousine. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
814 What time is it where you are now? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
815 Lean left on 3! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
816 Is this enough of your own space? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
817 You're breaking up. Can you pedal harder? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
818 There's a bug on my neck? 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
819 Don't worry, son, ma's got your back. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
820 I should have turned left WHERE? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
821 You are back-seat steering again, dear. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
822 Hey, can I call you back in five? I think we're plummeting to our deaths right now. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
823 You've just been so distant lately. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
824 I'm not sure about this whole long distance thing. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
825 What do you mean by a turning radius? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
826 Ya, I'm trying to give her more space now. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
827 Sit tight, I am going to turn around. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
828 Are you still with me? 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
829 It's great spending more time together. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
830 Make it quick,I hate getting hit with roaming charges. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
831 I think the seperation is working. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
832 Just admit you want a divorce. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
833 I think I need to stop in a minute...you should stop in two. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
834 How does my ass look from back there? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
835 I think I misunderstood when you said "Long bicycle ride." 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
836 Sorry. At first, you didn't sound like Daisy. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
837 So how's the weather? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
838 I'll order the macchiatos, you pick them up. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
839 Maybe we should start seeing other people. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
840 Honey, can you please ask for directions? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
841 Our therapist is right, cycling has brought us so much closer. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
842 Say no more, I'm way ahead of you. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
843 Did we just pass through a wormhole? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
844 Marvin, this is NOT a stretch limo 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
845 The Wi-Fi on this bike is terrible. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
846 Watch out for traffic at the next turn! 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
847 When you get to the picnic, tell them I'm right behind you. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
848 Pull over, I have to pee 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
849 Try taking your foot off the brake. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
850 You were right: it is possible to keep our training schedule without violating the restraining order. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
851 Oh you're crazy... That light was green. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
852 This distance biking is really bringing us together. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
853 We're experimenting with a trial separation. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
854 My wife and I just separated. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
855 I'm not sure this elastic bicycle invention will catch on. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
856 The separation agreement says we switch at Battery Park. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
857 My therapist says this trial separation isn't working. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
858 Understood, I'll be a little more cautious at the railroad crossing. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
859 I'll text you at the red light! 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
860 So far, so good, Mr. Armstrong. Tour de France officials suspect nothing. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
861 Are you still going uphill? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
862 How are we growing apart? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
863 Maybe cutting out the middleman wasn't such a great idea... 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
864 Okay. We won't stop for Mexican next time. 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
865 You're falling behind 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
866 Oh, the usual. You? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
867 I think our therapy sessions are working! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
868 No, you cannot steer. I am hanging up. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
869 Do you want to reconsider the restraining order? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
870 Okay, okay. Will you stop riding my tail? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
871 Pedal faster. I can't afford these roaming charges. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
872 Why do you always have to be such a drag. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
873 This was great before we got these phones. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
874 Watch out! We're nearing a turning point in our relationship. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
875 I SAID I want a divorce. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
876 Thanx for giving me my space. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
877 The reception is terrible. I only have two long bars. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
878 How can I convince you that this doesn't make us get there sooner? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
879 One, those screeching sounds are not convincing and two, I know we are not in a tunnel. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
880 Let's keep our distance for a while. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
881 This is not what I meant by a trial separation." (from my wife, Karen Schapiro); or from me: "I said to get a stretch LIMO. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
882 On your left. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
883 We need an intercom system so we can cut done on our data usage. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
884 I'm calling to give you a heads up that I just farted. 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
885 I'm NOT trying to outpace you. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
886 Damn...I though spending time together would bring us closer. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
887 Winter is coming. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
888 I told you UberBike wouldn't catch on. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
889 I think I need to read the descriptions more carefully on Amazon. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
890 This is the shortest long-distance relationship I've ever heard of. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
891 I'm pretty sure I'm being followed. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
892 Whoever gets home first should walk the dog. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
893 Can you smell me now? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
894 Let me know when you start to feel the rain. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
895 If it starts to rain, I'll call you back. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
896 You do realize this is another long distance charge? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
897 I'm sorry, but I just don't know if I can do a long-distance thing any more. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
898 Are you following me? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
899 I am not sure this is what the marriage counsellor meant by spending time together. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
900 Just tandem calling. Can you hear me now? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
901 We're OK. The restraining order simply said '...not within 12 feet...' of one another. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
902 ... but you said you wanted more space in our relationship! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
903 Your butt crack is showing. 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
904 Gladus! We're coming to a hairpin! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
905 But you said you needed space. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
906 So now you're willing to talk about the distance between us? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
907 Follow me. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
908 Restroom break in 5 more bike lenghts ! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
909 Hon, Google says: "Recalculating" 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
910 There's a spider on your back. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
911 I think this separation is going to work. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
912 No, I don't need to ask for directions. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
913 Well, it's not quite the romp I had envisioned when she said "trial separation." 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
914 I feel we should steer the conversation in a different direction. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
915 Yes dad, I can feel the bonding. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
916 When Doc said share a hobby, I think she meant in the same time zone. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
917 I'm changing lanes! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
918 But what if we don’t have six kids? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
919 I've got the sense you've become more distant. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
920 Synchronize activity trackers. We're entering Queens. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
921 Our therapist was right, this time apart is really good for us. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
922 When we get there you order, I'll pay. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
923 Hello Please....slow...down 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
924 I'm not being a back seat driver, it's just my turn to drive. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
925 I know you said you wanted to see less of me, so does this work? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
926 Sharp curve ahead! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
927 You really think we've grown apart? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
928 No, you can't wear the yellow jersey. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
929 Not much, you? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
930 Nope - I can still hear your damn humming. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
931 Next time, we skip the free upgrade. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
932 Quit complaining! I told you it was going to be a long bike ride. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
933 You don't think this is taking a trial separation too far? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
934 are you pedaling...I don't hear you pedaling 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
935 We've agreed to a trial separation. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
936 Bicycle built for a family plan 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
937 I feel like we're moving apart. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
938 Never again will I ride with a dachshund owner. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
939 Where have you been? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
940 For breakfast? Eggs and beans...Why? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
941 No, Gerald, I think your fear of intimacy is clearly the issue in our relationship. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
942 How about we end this seperation? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
943 We should be there in about two minutes and two minutes and two seconds respectively. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
944 Whaddya mean I'm losing you? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
945 Upon closer review I've come to the brilliant conclusion that this bike is not a hot idea 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
946 I feel like we need couples therapy. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
947 Not clear at all. I'm going to have to change my provider. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
948 Catch Up. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
949 You know you're difficult during your cycle... 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
950 Must you always follow me? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
951 I can still smell you. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
952 I want a divorce. 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
953 Do you want me to stop and pick up something? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
954 Just wanted to be sure you haven't fallen off! 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
955 This puts "cycling" in perspective. 1.2000 0.08165 45 39 3 3
956 Are we there yet? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
957 I should be home by 7:00. What about you? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
958 No, it's not a cool way to go to the prom. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
959 I'll start supper since I will be home first. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
960 Could you pedal a little faster, dear? It's bdginn Could you pedal a little faster, dear? It's raining back here. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
961 Say again? You sound so distant. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
962 Are we drifting apart? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
963 Sharp left coming up. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
964 We're in the home stretch. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
965 I feel that you always keep me at a distance. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
966 I am on my bike, I'll call you later 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
967 Yes, i can hear you now. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
968 I will text you when we get there. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
969 But our therapist said activities were supposed to bring us closer together. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
970 Long distance charges may apply. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
971 Can you stoke me now? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
972 Who is this? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
973 If I get there before you do, I'll save you a seat. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
974 You wanted the trial separation, not me! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
975 Get ready, wormhole ahead. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
976 But I told you, it's just a trial separation. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
977 I don't think I'm ready for a long-distance relationship. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
978 What do you mean you don't feel like we're connected anymore? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
979 I guess this means we are still taking a break? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
980 Wasn't this supposed to bring us closer together? 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
981 Give me a brake. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
982 Are you still mad about my leaving the toilet seat up? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
983 Don't you think this trial separation is getting out of hand? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
984 For our next tandem let's get the Bluetooth 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
985 You told me you wanted a closer relationship!!! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
986 If you recall, we're trying to reduce our workout conversations. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
987 I just don't think it's far enough to fool our spouses. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
988 I think you left the hand brake on. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
989 Honey, when I said some time apart would do us both good, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
990 I told you no garlic and onions before a ride! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
991 This ride is much longer than I thought it would be. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
992 No backseat driving. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
993 No, I don't have any brakes up here. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
994 Stop following me. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
995 ' Does Beano make a regular bike? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
996 This is not what I meant when I said that I needed more space. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
997 It's good to stay connected. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
998 In order to complete your call, you must first dial '1' and the area code. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
999 I'm running late. Can you pick up the kids? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1000 I'm headed home. Where are you headed? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1001 Stop stalking me baby, it's over. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1002 You wanted to share my hobby and you're still not satisfied! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1003 We're on full elastic stretch. Get ready for the backspring. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1004 I need you to bring up the rear 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1005 Who farted? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1006 Just because we have this arrangement doesn't mean I can't fart. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1007 Finally, some quality time together. 1.1905 0.09169 42 38 0 4
1008 Okay, okay... I'll pull over and wait up for you. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1009 Not ready yet for having a long-distance relationship, honey. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1010 Watch this wheelie! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1011 Seperated or not, a decision on left or right would be in both our interests. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1012 Only 0.2 miles to the Divorce Court... 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1013 You're never going to catch up at this rate. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1014 Mary...I'm just not sure we can make long distance work 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1015 Let me know when you cross the state line. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1016 Yeah, I'm with her now. We wanted a couples activity, but we also needed some alone time. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1017 Hurdler's at 2 o'clock! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1018 Hang in there, almost done with the long stretch. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1019 Rock. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1020 It was the only way we could compete in the tandem race and stay in compliance with the restraining order. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1021 This wasn't exactly what I meant when I said I needed some space. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1022 Don't blame me. I didn't run that red light. You did. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1023 This long distance relationship does suck. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1024 Yeah, I heard you and I do remember promising to love, honor and obey, but I can only pedal so fast. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1025 I think we should see other people 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1026 Wanna ditch the friggin' extension? Then stop eating beans! 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1027 Turn coming. Prepare to lean in. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1028 Corner ahead. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1029 We need to do even more stretching. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1030 I don't know what scares me more: the right turn ahead or swinging into oncoming traffic to make it. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1031 ...and tragically, Bob thought he could cross the tracks ahead of the train. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1032 "When you get there order me a skinny latte". 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1033 If we're on the same path, why don't I feel closer to you? 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1034 Get ready for a sharp right. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1035 Just left a dead cell zone, you'll be hitting it shortly 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1036 Stop following me. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1037 Daryl, this is not what I meant when I said I needed space. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1038 I think you went through a red light. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1039 Yes, I know the saying about allowing spaces in a relationship, but this is ridiculous! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1040 Hold your breath real quick. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1041 Who are you and why are you following me? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1042 You called to say my T-shirt is inside out?! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1043 I can just make the light 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1044 Did you not just say 'Don't push it?' 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1045 What do you mean, there are no breaks at your end either? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1046 No worries, I'll be there in a minute. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1047 "What time is it where you are? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1048 Hang on, I think we can make it across the tracks. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1049 Agreed, no more soy cheese burritos 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1050 I'm steering us to the attorney. This trial separation isn't working out. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1051 It just feels like we're struggling to really turn a corner as a couple. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1052 I'm talking to the female part of me. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1053 Are we there yet? 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1054 No more time zone jokes, please! 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1055 I am on my bike, I'll call you later 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1056 We aren't getting any closer. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1057 Are you still pedaling back there? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1058 Do you lean to the left or to the right 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1059 Peddling Miss Daisy. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1060 Don't worry, I got us a great long distance calling plan. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1061 Can you hear me? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1062 I thought biking would bring us closer together. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1063 You may want to hold your breath in a couple of seconds. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1064 You know I hate it when you call me at work. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1065 Return to the limo, then, Madam? 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1066 Why would they say we look like a dachshund? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1067 And then Todd realized the call wasn't coming from inside the house. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1068 It has 18 speeds and it is restraining-order compliant. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1069 Hope you make the green light! 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1070 How's it goin back there? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1071 I'm making record time. How about you? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1072 Hang an alt-right? 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1073 I still can't afford that carriage, Daisy. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1074 Look, we're heading in the same direction. I just need a little space right now. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1075 Let me know when you get into town and I'll pick you up. 1.1905 0.08512 42 37 2 3
1076 You're the one who needed more space. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1077 Your what? Separation anxiety? 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1078 The light's about to turn red, but I think I can just make it. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1079 It's a hoax: distance doesn't makes the heart grow fonder. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1080 I can still ride your ass from back here 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1081 No need to shout. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1082 Hello? You again? What are you peddling this time?! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1083 I still miss the Hummer. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1084 If you need me to pedel harder, just text me! 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1085 If you get there first, order me a latte and try for a spot by the window. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1086 Hang in there, we're in the last stretch. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1087 O.K.! I promise to stop eating black bean burritos the night before our rides. 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1088 When I get home I'll walk the dog. When you get home you can start dinner. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1089 Couples Therapy? Seriously? I think that's a stretch. 1.1905 0.07016 42 35 6 1
1090 We're doing a trail separation 1.1905 0.07800 42 36 4 2
1091 I know we can beat the train to the crossing, if you pick up the pace. 1.1905 0.06133 42 34 8 0
1092 Change in plans, no turns. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1093 Will you pick us up a bottle of wine on your way home? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1094 I'll have to call you back, someone is following me. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1095 I'm gonna be there before you. What do ya wanna eat? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1096 Did you lock the door? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1097 When you get there, order me a beer. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1098 What? You're breaking up! 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1099 I'm calling to discuss what our counselor said about engineering artificial distance in our marriage. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1100 Our therapist said a tandem bike! This IS a tandem bike!! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1101 Do you think our trial separation has lasted long enough? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1102 There's a right turn coming up. If it doesn't work out, I loved you! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1103 I told you long distance relationships never work. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1104 You realize, Ma, you're taking helicopter parenting to a whole new level. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1105 This is ridiculous; we've got unlimited free minutes, but we've got to get hands-free earbuds. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1106 This long distance relationship is a little too much for me to handle. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1107 I need more space. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1108 On your left. 1.1795 0.08902 39 35 1 3
1109 Agreed. No more beans for breakfast. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1110 So what if you went through a red light? I didn't. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1111 If we hit heavy traffic, you're on your own. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1112 You were right. They do only have Prime Day to get rid of the weird stuff. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1113 Next time can we get a stretch limo? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1114 Hello.... Yes, I'll follow you. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1115 I'll save a table for us. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1116 How's it goin back there? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1117 It's about those bean burritos you ate last night. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1118 That was then. This is now. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1119 In about 5 minutes, check out the robin on the right. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1120 Pete and Sylvia discuss the upcoming tight corner using the same techniques that they learned in couples thepay 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1121 I thought a day riding tandem would bring us closer together. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1122 Yeah, YOU'LL be on time for work, but I'LL be late again. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1123 I can't stop following you. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1124 How long have you been following me? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1125 You really bungee cord was the way to go? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1126 Hey, Honey...could you stop following me? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1127 What did you think "long distance ride" meant? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1128 Uh, do you have any brakes back there? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1129 It's okay. This is just a trial separation. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1130 We will do lunch when you catch up. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1131 Sorry, you're breaking up. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1132 Be there soon, I'm a few minutes behind you 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1133 What do you mean this isn't equitable, Susan? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1134 Can you pick up the pace? I'm falling behind and you are out of it all together. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1135 Heads up, we're gonna turn left at the next intersection. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1136 This long distance relationship is working out. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1137 Not exactly the nice, long bike ride I had in mind. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1138 Are you still pedaling? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1139 This isn't what I had in mind when I said to pick a hobby that challenges our communication skills. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1140 Yes dear, I can still hear you now. 1.1795 0.08902 39 35 1 3
1141 Honestly, I took "a ride in the park" to be slightly more...I don't know....romantic. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1142 Comin' up on Lombard, sweetheart... 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1143 I'll call you when we get there. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1144 When do you think we can meet up? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1145 "Can You Hear me, now?" John Curliano, Alameda CA. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1146 I'm gonna be a bit late. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1147 I don't even remember how we did it before. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1148 I dunno, lately she's constantly on the phone and she's become so distant. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1149 Speed up if the light turns yellow. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1150 I told you this was better than marriage couseling. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1151 I can make this light but I doubt you will. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1152 I'll order then you pay. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1153 I don't think I CAN make a right turn! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1154 This isn't exactly what I meant by "time apart." 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1155 You can expect heavy rain clouds at mile marker 137. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1156 Does your divorce lawyer have any other cool ideas? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1157 Henry! Please pull up your shorts! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1158 Want to meet up at the coffee shop on 130th? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1159 I told you this wouldn't be a stylish marriage. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1160 Think of me as your peloton. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1161 I hope this "distance makes the heart grow fonder" thing works! 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1162 We need to make it longer. I can still smell your farts. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1163 Been there...done that. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1164 Yes dad, but the generation gap is growing. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1165 This is not exactly what I meant by a 'trial separation.' 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1166 Engine Room, shifting to low on my count. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1167 U-turn ahead. Suggestions? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1168 Give me your answer, do. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1169 What state are you in? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1170 I'll have to call you way back. 1.1795 0.08902 39 35 1 3
1171 What happens when we come to the fork in the road? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1172 We decided not to get divorced for the kids.... but there were a few concessions. 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1173 Sorry, but if you keep stalking me, I'm calling the cops. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1174 Daisy,Daisy 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1175 I can't help it- You[re the cook. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1176 Don't you think that having our own space is helping our relationship? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1177 You really don't think the kids will notice something's up? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1178 Have you been seeing people behind my back? 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1179 I'm glad you're enjoying our limo service's Bike-To-Work day, ma'am. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1180 'On three...backpedal!' 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1181 This long distance relationship isn't working out for me. 1.1795 0.08902 39 35 1 3
1182 Please stop sending me chain letters 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1183 The bike store said this would give us room for a growing family 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1184 No, YOU'RE the back-seat driver!! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1185 Well this is a stretch 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1186 It looks like you're going to finish second again. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1187 Left at the next corner. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1188 I just need a little distance 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1189 I don't call this a trial separation. 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1190 Remind me whose therapist suggested that this would bring us closer together? 1.1795 0.06225 39 32 7 0
1191 Distance training will keep us together in the long run. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1192 " We can place 1st and 5th if we step on it! 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1193 I thought I lost you on the last turn. 1.1795 0.07228 39 33 5 1
1194 I'm taking a left, you comin'? 1.1795 0.08108 39 34 3 2
1195 #chainsthatbind 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
1196 I think we're drifting apart. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1197 I told you cycling would bring us closer together. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1198 Fine. And you? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1199 Obviously I will be home before you. Shall I start dinner? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1200 No, you hang up first. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1201 You would think there would be a cell tower at one end or the other 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1202 Honey, since you'll get home before me can you be sure to let the dog out? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1203 Is it this important to you that we be in different time zones? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1204 Call me before you turn. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1205 Yea right,I don't believe that by a long stretch. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1206 I like these long bike rides 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1207 Togetherness or just connected? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1208 I just feel like we have been drafting apart 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1209 It's a long strech 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1210 I'm way ahead of you. The Kushners are out. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1211 It's not the length of the bike. It's the length of our phone conversations that's ruining our relationship 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1212 Phonewise, sound does not go backward 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1213 I think we're getting close. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1214 This long distance thing isn't working out for me. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1215 Babe, the therapist said, " Do something you enjoy together, get some alone time, and compromise." 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1216 I think it's good that we're finally spending some time apart. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1217 I said, 'I love recreating together, don't you?' Over. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1218 Okay, I've done the math, and a wheelie is out of the question 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1219 Honey, I don't think this is bringing us any closer 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1220 You've just been so distant lately. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1221 I'm still not dropping the restraining order. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1222 I was thinking about our intimacy issues. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1223 Hurry up, you're falling behind. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1224 We'll be charged overage data for this cycle. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1225 Remind me again. When can I expect you home for dinner? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1226 I said turn right, dammit! 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1227 Don't pretend you know me, over and out. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1228 Watch out! The drawbridge is coming up! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1229 I'm not sure either. I'll give you a call when I get there. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1230 This is not what I had in mind, when I said I wanted to take a long distance bike ride. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1231 That's right--straight ahead. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1232 I should have supper on the table by the time you get home. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1233 Sorry, but you are finishing third. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1234 This wasn't what I meant when I said I needed space. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1235 And then she said, 'Where are you going to park it?' 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1236 We are trying long distance 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1237 How long have you been driving for Uber here in Shanghai? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1238 Don't worry. When it comes to stretch limos they get what they pay for. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1239 I'll be there in 5 minutes. You'll be there in 10. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1240 Give me your answer do. Have we grown apart? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1241 This may not be the best time to tell you but..... 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1242 Well, they did say we could cover more ground with this bike. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1243 Well, this is a fine time to tell me there's a funny noise coming from the chain. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1244 Have your chiropractor call my chiropractor. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1245 I only have one bar! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1246 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I think we should spend some time apart. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1247 Where do we park this thing? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1248 No, I didn't call you, I was checking voice mail at work. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1249 I'm having second thoughts about our long-distance relationship. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1250 Hello, which way are we turning? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1251 This bike is for couples who are staying together because of the children. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1252 Honey, you've become a real drag. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1253 I enjoy these father-son talks. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1254 Are you sure this is an Olympic event? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1255 We just needed some space. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1256 STEER ME! ... Can you STEER me now?! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1257 It's not you, I just need some space. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1258 Leave the kids out of this. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1259 I hate how we're growing apart. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1260 I want a separation. Well, more separation. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1261 Brace for a bump in 5...4...3... 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1262 Home stretch! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1263 We should get there by noon.” “Your time zone, or mine? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1264 So what size family should we have? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1265 The lawyer said separated means separated. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1266 Pull over! Your spandex is riding up! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1267 Okay, Betty, get ready for the next turn. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1268 The trainer said to stretch more before riding, but this is ridiculous. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1269 It is hard to hear you. Please text me instead. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1270 Take off the brake. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1271 Frankly, I'm getting a little tired of this long-distance relationship. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1272 "What time is it where you are? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1273 Not exactly what I meant when I said I think we need some space from each other in our relationship. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1274 Jim, are you there?! I think I am losing you! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1275 Not now Mom! 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1276 Our relationship? Well right now I'm feeling very distant from you. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1277 Honey, do you have the water bottle? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1278 This was brilliant! We should cross the finish line two bicycle lengths ahead of everyone else! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1279 This bike was a great idea. But, you got any ideas about the sharp curve ahead? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1280 No, I would come in first and you'd take second. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1281 Hey, can you pedal a little faster? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1282 Brake honey. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1283 This isn't the kind of long distance romance I had in mind. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1284 This long distance relationship is working out. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1285 Step on it. You're breaking up! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1286 I don't care if it's natural, Gary. You're going back to regular deodorant. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1287 You promise you're pedaling? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1288 They said the frame should be "vertically stiff yet laterally compliant". 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1289 I'm finally getting the space I need in our relationship. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1290 I have to get back for my shift at the limo service. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1291 This isn't what I meant when I said I needed a little space. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1292 I'd like to apologize in advance... 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1293 I only have one bar, too. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1294 Oh-oh. Rotary ahead. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1295 Ease up on your brakes, will ya? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1296 A bear chasing us? Don't worry about it. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1297 A wheelie? Hey, you know I'm up in the air with that. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1298 Which do you hate more, the current news cycle or this? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1299 So long, we have a weak connection 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1300 I didn't miss the stop. I can't figure out how. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1301 If we end the separation can we get a shorter bike? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1302 This isn't what the counselor meant by, "a long bike ride together." 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1303 I feel like I'm always chasing you. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1304 What's the problem? I thought you agreed to a separation. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1305 I think someone's following me. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1306 Are you sure roaming charges will apply? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1307 I thought you said you enjoyed long bike rides. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1308 Don't be such a back seat driver. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1309 My entry is no caption at all. No words can improve this. It stands alone. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1310 No. I don't think they make a girl's model. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1311 You should have went before the left the house. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1312 It gets better 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1313 Speed up. You're falling behind. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1314 The loneliness of the long distance two-seater-biker. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1315 Don't talk and ride! It's very dangerous, kids. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1316 Meet me at the bike shop at 10:15. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1317 Nope. I can still smell the beans. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1318 I hope this new arrangement will end your continual complaints about my flatulence. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1319 Hold on, I'm going to switch ears. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1320 I think we're taking this 'conscious uncoupling' too far. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1321 Yes, it's true. We finally separated. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1322 I think you pedaled into an "event horizon". 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1323 We decided to give each other space. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1324 Is it windy where you are? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1325 Ha, Ha, you"ll never catch me! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1326 Are you sure you're peddling your own weight? 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1327 Would you rather FaceTime? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1328 Exactly hun, I thought I'd miss tennis too. But I've haven't felt this close to you in ages. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1329 Harald, for the next drop call in the valley, try Morse code. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1330 Do you mean this left or the next left? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1331 I still want a divorce. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1332 Sorry, the cell service here is no good. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1333 You're the one with an intimacy issue. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1334 You're 87% of the way there and you're never catching up! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1335 Bicycling as exercise is kind of a stretch. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1336 Dude? We got a stretch! 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1337 Not what I meant by long-distance bike rides. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1338 "Hi, can you slow down"? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1339 Good news and bad news. I'm first and you're last. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1340 It's the parking that's tough! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1341 This isn't what I had in mind when you asked for a trial separation agreement. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1342 You reached Tour de Emotional and Physical Detachment. Please speak after the never. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1343 No dear, I AM pedaling as fast as you are 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1344 We must be half way across the state by now. Why on earth did we buy a bike that can't make turns? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1345 So, in 500 feet, I turn left, and you turn right. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1346 So should I put my relationship status as 'it's complicated'? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1347 Hey I just crossed the timezone. Prepare to adjust your watch! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1348 You still think this was a good idea? 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
1349 Ted, before we left, did you remember to sign the will? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1350 You will soon be entering the Eastern Time Zone. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1351 Your mother sent it. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1352 I feel like I'm pulling your weight. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1353 Melissa, Don't worry.....you'll get equal pay someday, ..as soon as you catch up to me. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
1354 Can you hear me now? Good, because I wanted to tell you that I think the lifecycle of this relationship has finally exceeded its limit. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1355 We've agreed to a trial separation. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1356 I'm sorry, but renting a stretch limousine was way too expensive. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1357 Want to meet at the pub in say, twenty seconds? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1358 I'm so glad you can't smell me. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1359 Marcia, I've made a decision. No more beans. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1360 Love this bicycle built for divorce. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1361 Hey son, how's the weather back there? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1362 How much longer do you think? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1363 I win. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1364 Is this what our therapist meant when she spoke of separation anxiety? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1365 Sorry, but I'm not in this for the long haul. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1366 My left or your left? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1367 We are no longer in tandem, I want a unicycle. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1368 Did you say 'trial separation'? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1369 I'm developing separation anxiety. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1370 I don't know if it's me but lately, you've seem so distant! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1371 When do you think you'll get here? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1372 I thought biking would bring us closer. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1373 I feel like we are getting further and further apart 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1374 I'm having second thoughts about our new flagpole delivery service. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1375 It's sunny up here; how about you? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1376 I can't hear you. I think I'm in a bad reception zone. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1377 Welcome to hook and ladder school. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1378 Did you say TRAIN!!! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1379 What's the problem? Wind breaking is what the person in front does. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1380 Where do you want to stop for lunch? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1381 Can't you just text me? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1382 I think we overdid it with the stretching. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1383 Do you think we'll incur roaming charges? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1384 To my chagrin, the time had not yet come for the eco-friendly limo. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1385 Bad connection. I'm losing you. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1386 When they said long-distance biking, I don't think this is what they meant. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1387 We forgot about the "S-Turns" coming up. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1388 Stop rushing me, Linda. I'm already ahead of you. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1389 Do they see us? Ours is bigger. Right? Are they looking? Let's go around again. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1390 Catch up will you! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1391 Next time order a bike with chain drive to the wheels. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1392 I sense something has come between us. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1393 How's the weather back there? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1394 I warned you I had issues with intimacy. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1395 I feel as if something is keeping us apart. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1396 The restraining order really makes this awkward. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1397 Just confirming that we agree: this doesn't need a caption to be funny, right? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1398 Honey, did you remember to load the remarkably long water bottle into the remarkably long water bottle holder? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1399 Can you pick up the pace, you're holding up the rear! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1400 Speed Bump ahead, 10 seconds......for you, 12 seconds. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1401 You should pick up a tail wind on the next hill. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1402 I think we've grown apart. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1403 You forgot what? No, we can not turn around. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1404 You sure you want to be in this for the long haul? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1405 Hold on, the guy behind me is yelling about something. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1406 No, No, No I said We are breaking up. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1407 Just think of it as a stretch limo, honey. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1408 8th and 42nd coming up. Um, we might have a problem here... 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1409 I told you there should be some distance in our togetherness. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1410 I just feel like we're not as close as we used to be . . . 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1411 Faster son! Our trainer said we shouldn't overstretch. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1412 Because I'm a Type A personality and you're a Type B. that's why. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1413 And I'll be making a left turn in about zero three seconds. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1414 Is it a right or left turn up here on Albuquerque? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1415 So don't freak out, but it looks like there's a left turn up ahead. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1416 Honey, wait up! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1417 Just stay far behind me they don't know we're together. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1418 We've just grown apart. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1419 What do you mean you're not in my time zone? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1420 You're the one who served the garlicky refried beans, and kale filled burritos grandes. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1421 Are you sure we're doing this right? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1422 Don't worry--I'll be sure to text you before the next turn. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1423 I used rubber glue to assemble the frame. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1424 Biking was meant to bring us closer together 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1425 Looks like Einstein was right. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1426 It happens as you approach light speed. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1427 Modern Togetherness 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1428 Why do you keep veering to the right? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1429 Any idea how we turn? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1430 Our psychiatrist recommended that we spend time apart.......... 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1431 I told you not to call me from up front. You know how expensive long-distance charges are! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1432 Try not to make any more turns. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1433 Ground Control, I'm through the black hole...didn't feel a thing, but it's bleached my T-shirt. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1434 Black hole ahead. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1435 Doctor, I'm getting that feeling of being followed again. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1436 I feel like you've become distant. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1437 Can we please talk about our separation? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1438 Honey, I can see your butt crack. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1439 This is not bringing us closer. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1440 I feel like the trial separation is going really well. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1441 Honey, we should try stretching the bed as well! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1442 Are you sure you need this much personal space? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1443 Yeah, we could switch, but it is buggier up here. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1444 no way you can go your way. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1445 I'm not sure this qualifies as 'separation'. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1446 So what's your answer, Daisy? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1447 Honey, could you pick up some milk on the way home? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1448 Honey, you can bike but you can't hide. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1449 Is everything okay? You've been so distant. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1450 Right now it's just a trial separation. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1451 I just don't know if I'm cut out for a long-distance relationship. Over. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1452 ... don't forget everything is returnable within 30 days. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1453 On my way. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1454 It's great spending quality time together 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1455 are you having trouble keeping up with me? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1456 What's your area code again? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1457 Just sign the divorce papers! Maintaining this distance is too complicated. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1458 You've been awfully distant lately. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1459 This trial separation is taking too long! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1460 O.K. O.K. I'll turn right and you turn left. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1461 You ready? Sharp left ahead! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1462 Their therapist told them to give each other space. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1463 You're breaking up--I must be in a dead zone. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1464 I don't care if it did turn yellow -- keep pedaling! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1465 This new family plan is a real stretch. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1466 I want a divorce. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1467 Lets not try to cross that railroad track. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1468 Introducing the I Can't Stand Em' Tandem™ 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1469 Will you shut up, it's better then walking! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1470 Make this call short dear, its long distance. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1471 This restraining order is severely hindering our fitness regimen... 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1472 Driver, the mini-bar needs to be refreshed. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1473 So, how are the kids? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1474 When I asked for a separation, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1475 I just feel like we're growing apart sometimes. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1476 For the couple that has grown apart. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1477 Tell me again, how do we go around corners? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1478 What do you mean you "want to see other people"? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1479 I'd love to switch, Alice, if I thought you had the smarts. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1480 Of course I checked the app first! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1481 I told you that long distance relationships are hard! 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1482 I'll stear, you Google brake failure! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1483 Tell me when the light is green and you can go. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1484 Was it something I said? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1485 Fine ... but no anchovies! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1486 We should have plunked instead for the stretch-limo. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1487 Oh, c'mon, my farts aren't THAT bad. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1488 What about last night/s dinner beans? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1489 I told you to call me when you get there! 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1490 The therapist said that this should be part of our trial separation. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
1491 That wasn't me,really. It must have been something we rode by. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1492 Next time you make me run a red light, I'm popping a wheelie. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1493 We need to talk. I don’t think we can turn this relationship around. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1494 I would love to stop there but is there parking for a vehicle this size? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1495 first time on a bicycle limo ? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1496 I agree, banning texting while riding was a good idea. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1497 This long distance telecommuting has really effected my phone bill 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
1498 Is this trial separation working for you? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
1499 OK I admit it. This isn't bringing us closer together. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1500 We never do anything together. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1501 Are we reconciled yet? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1502 Don't phone just text! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1503 I don't think this trial separation is working out. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1504 I am going to turn right, let's see if that brings us any closer. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1505 Honey, did you just run a red light? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1506 Isn't it great to be doing something together? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1507 Bump. 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
1508 Don't keep me in suspense. Left or right? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1509 But this IS the Beanophile Deluxe! 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1510 I don't see this relationship going anywhere. 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
1511 We just ran a red light back here. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1512 Check the blind spots, I'm getting ready to turn left. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1513 But you are the one who wanted this time trial separation. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1514 You said you needed more space between us, but this is taking it too far. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1515 You seem distant. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1516 sharp left turn just ahead 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1517 The divorce was too expensive. 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
1518 Are you speaking to me again yet? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1519 No matter how hard you're pedaling, I always seem to be ahead. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1520 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I needed space. 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
1521 Thanks for letting me know my butt still looks big. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1522 I'm not sure I like long distance cycling. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1523 get ready, tight corner ahead 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1524 Start thinking about the left turn coming up. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1525 Talk louder - I'm losing you. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1526 We've got to find a new marriage counselor. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1527 Spoiler Alert! Hard right turn coming up! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1528 This is a pretty extreme arrangement over a few baked beans 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1529 I am almost home. Would you like me to make dinner while I wait for you? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1530 You missed the turn! 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1531 I think you may have misinterpreted 'trial separation'. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1532 What do you mean you don't want to stretch this trip any farther. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1533 It's just not the same between us when the kids are away. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1534 Yeah I'm doing beta testing for this Citibike rideshare thing 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1535 I checked my cellphone bill before I left and I am over my allowable long distance roaming minutes. I'm going to say good bye now. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1536 The random tandem demands them to pedal the metal but the puddle with the mud'll end them. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1537 The therapist said this is a trial separation, but that we're taking baby steps. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1538 Did you bring a charger? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1539 Right turn coming up. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1540 I just think marriage counseling was a lot physically safer 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1541 Why so far? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1542 It looks like you'll get home before me, so you start dinner. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1543 You do realize this call is long distance. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1544 I'll call when I get home. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1545 Tour de Farts 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1546 Isn't this better than a trial separation! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1547 Call me back when you are in my time zone. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1548 This wasn't what I meant when I said we needed more space in our relationship. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1549 Would you get off the brakes. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1550 That's "Hazard's Hairpin" just up ahead. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1551 I will be first at home, did you want me to preheat the oven? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1552 "Riding mountain switchbacks invalidates the warranty". 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1553 I miss you. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1554 What do you mean? Where are the kids? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1555 But you said you needed some space in our relationship ! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1556 I said, slow down on those sharp corners! 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
1557 No, I'm not home yet. 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
1558 How do you take a turn on this thing? 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
1559 Race you home! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1560 Let me call you back. I'm heading into a tunnel. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
1561 Back off! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1562 Don't forget--we won't always be in the same time zone. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1563 Is it my turn to draft yet? 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
1564 I think you missed my point when I suggested we take the long way home. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1565 If you don't hurry up we'll never finish this ride. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1566 Yes dear, we still have a good connection. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1567 When you get here, let's go get a beer 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1568 You may think we've never been farther apart, but technically we've also never been closer. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1569 You said this would make us feel closer. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1570 Yes, your ringtone irritates me too. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1571 Sharp left coming up. I'll text you the rest. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1572 We're going the long way. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1573 I feel like we're drifting apart. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1574 My wife and I bought this bike just before our divorce. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1575 This isn't working for me, I think we should get a legal separation. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1576 Pothole at one o'clock! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1577 Text STOP before you brake. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1578 We agreed last time, sweet, then savory. Donuts, then fries. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1579 This bike sucks! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1580 Do you have any idea how much this call is costing me? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1581 Please signal for a left turn. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1582 Imagine the long-distance charges. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1583 I'm not liking this long distance relationship. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1584 Why aren't we as close as we used to be? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1585 When you suggested a bicycle-built-for-two, I was picturing something more romantic. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1586 What? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1587 I'm running the yellow, but you may have to stop. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1588 Personally, I prefer the stretch moped. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1589 Do you think we are roaming? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1590 Your own bike? But I thought the whole point of this was to bring us closer together. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1591 I think I'm being followed. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1592 2 minute warning - left turn! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1593 I wonder what the Long Island is like. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1594 This long distance relationship just isn't working for me anymore. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1595 We find this a valuable training exercise for our new stretch-limo recruits. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1596 In thirty seconds you will experience a bad bump. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1597 No, you can't catch up to me by pedaling faster. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1598 Say, Any idea how we are going to make a U turn? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1599 We never seem to catch up! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1600 This concludes your bike and technology tour of Silicon Valley. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1601 Fuck you, Bitch 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1602 I'll be the backseat driver next time 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1603 Hey it's me, I'm gonna stop up ahead and brew some coffee. I'll have a cup waiting for you when you arrive. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1604 Are you still mad at me? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1605 I think I'm ready for the next step in our relationship. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1606 I thought a "Stetch Tandem Bike" would come with more seating and a bar. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1607 I said, "S T R E T C H limo! Limo! Limo! Limo! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1608 I'm so glad we're able to spend quality time together like this. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1609 When you rented the bike, how many did they say it was built for? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1610 Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1611 I have to pee again. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1612 Get off your phone and start peddling 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1613 Queen of the Slipscreen 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1614 Hold on, sign says S curves ahead. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
1615 Hello, can you hear me now? Honey, if you can hear me, I told the guy over the phone, ‘extended warrantee’. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
1616 From my perspective, your new biker shorts make your ass look downright tiny. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1617 I just feel you and I are too far apart. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1618 Have you got my back? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1619 Just so you know, I can tell when you stop pedaling. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1620 Don't turn! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1621 You go left, I go right and we got them! 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1622 This long distance relationship isn't working out for me. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1623 See, it feels like I'm right next to you. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1624 Honey, we're in this together! 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1625 No, Sarah, it's all about the journey, not the destination! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1626 I appreciate the effort, but when I said I needed a little more space, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1627 Our relationship isn't clicking on all gears. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1628 Remind me again, why did we pick this bike? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1629 Don't worry--this still counts as legal separation. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1630 Hon, I've never felt closer to you than I do now. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1631 How does the 2020 election look from there? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1632 Cab to caboose: this chain's cruisin' toward a train. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1633 Just letting' you know, we've got a corner coming up. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1634 No, they said you are a little behind. 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
1635 You said we needed some distance. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1636 We've grown apart. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1637 Honey, do you like my extra long bike?" "Well, at least now you have ONE thing that is extra long. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1638 We love exercise but aren't talking to each other. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1639 It's over. We're drifting apart. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1640 Has that fart made it down to you yet? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1641 Our tour's over--the road tees up ahead. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1642 The election has really effected everything around us 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1643 Well , told you it was going to be a long ride. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1644 Well you said you wanted a little more distance in our relationship. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1645 I can't accept 'we are going through a bad cell' anymore as an excuse. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1646 OK, we're coming to the turn, so listen carefully... 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1647 You're starting to break up. I think I'm out of range. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1648 How is the weather there? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1649 Okay...I'll call you when I get there. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1650 I think stretching is a waste of time. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1651 Thanks goodness our provider got rid of those long distance fees. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1652 This is not the trial separation I had in mind. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1653 Hey, did you bring your selfie stick? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1654 You're getting home first so you make dinner! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1655 Carol always took Tom's attempts at a break-up too literally. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1656 You're a distracted cyclist!" "No, you're a distracted cyclist! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1657 I'm glad we found a way to put some distance between us. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1658 I think we should break up. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1659 Technically, I know, but it doesn't feel very tandem. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1660 Right.....left.....right.....left 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1661 You better be peddling back there!. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1662 I think it would be a great idea if you started peddling. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1663 How much longer? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1664 So much for drafting 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1665 You promised this would bring us closer together. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1666 Knew we should've taken those couple drifting classes... 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1667 Remind me again why size matters. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1668 Honey, if it's distance you want, I can stay at Jim's. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1669 I'm so glad we get to spend this quality time together 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1670 Will you be needing me any more this evening, Miss Trump? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1671 Daisy? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1672 Dear, I knew you were thinking about a trial separation, but this is frankly ridiculous! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1673 My right arm is killing me, too. I'll order headphones when we get home. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1674 No, no...my lawyer expects a call from YOUR lawyer! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1675 This is NOT helping my separation anxiety! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1676 ....or, I'm peddling 24% harder. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1677 Honey, I feel we've grown apart. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1678 Sunny here, still raining back there? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1679 I'll be there in five minutes . You'll be there in six. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1680 Would you like me to start dinner when I get home? 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1681 I'll order pizza and you can pick it up. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1682 I'll text you when I get there. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1683 If you get there first, get a large with pepperoni and mushrooms. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1684 I really think Beano is a better idea. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1685 I'll be home before you. Give me a call when you get in. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1686 I can't help but feel that we are drifting apart 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1687 Faster! You're running behind. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1688 Maybe we should consider a separation. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1689 We can't keep going in a straight line for much longer 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1690 Turning right in 5, 4, 3,... 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1691 The only downside with this bike, it costs eight grand a month to store it, in the city. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1692 Catch Up. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1693 Remember, you were the one who wanted the trial separation. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1694 Warp factor 7, Scotty. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1695 We both like to get out and enjoy some fresh air and excercise together! 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
1696 I told you not to spit out that gum 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1697 Yup, I'm riding into the wind...You know why! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1698 So we should get there within 5 minutes of each other. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1699 I'll call you later,I think someone is following me. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1700 Hang on, I'm getting another call. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1701 Honey, get the selfie stick out. 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
1702 David, I thought by now we'd be closer to each other... 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
1703 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1704 Darling, I'm so glad we finally solved our intimacy issue. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
1705 A bicycle built for two; one with intimacy issues. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
1706 We need to talk, this long distance relationship isn't working. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
1707 It's called telecommuting. Supposedly, it's revolutionizing the workplace. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
1708 Long distance calls 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
1709 TELECOMMUTING 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
1710 Turn right at the corner 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1711 If we're in different time zones they take an average and we finish before the race started. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1712 I just need some space. I'll call you back as soon as I get there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1713 Remember No U - Turns 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1714 All right now, close it up. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1715 Honey, I'm calling to tell you that I need space. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1716 Yeah, but it came with these cell phones. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1717 We are firing that marriage counselor. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1718 No, it was your idea to use elastic tubing. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1719 The light just turned yellow - I think we can make it. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1720 This long distance relationship just isn't working out. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1721 This is the last bit of advice I am taking from that marriage counselor! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1722 Okay, okay, okay! No more yellow lights. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1723 I was going to send you a message, but you hate chain mail. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1724 Well, the lawyer did say that dividing the assets is often the hardest part. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1725 Hope they still have some when you finally get there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1726 Meet me in 10 minutes at the pizza parlor. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1727 "I think we lost the other four riders over the Continental Divide"....... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1728 Sorry, but its the only way we can justify being on our cellphones 24-7-365 AND when we're exercising! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1729 You said you need some space in our relationship. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1730 But our therapist said I should give her space. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1731 Almost in reach, yet the distance never change. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1732 This long distance relationship isn't working... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1733 Get ready for the u-turn ahead! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1734 Everyone loves our new tandem. I'll take flattery over flatulence any day. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1735 This new Uber Bike Pool is certainly cheap but I didn't think they'd make us pedal. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1736 What time zone are you in? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1737 Where are you going? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1738 Sharp turn coming up. Any ideas? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1739 How's my steering? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1740 Stupid restraining order! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1741 No, we are not getting closer ... I am getting closer. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1742 I would like to spend more time with you too 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1743 There's a real cute pair of Grizzly cubs in the road up ahead. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1744 We need to work on our communication. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1745 Next time let me pedal from front. You may actually enjoy watching my rear end flex for two hours straight. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1746 It's cute, George, but have you thought about how you are going to turn this thing. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1747 You're already there? I just left the house. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1748 I thought you said this would bring us closer. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1749 I know we want to be green, but carpooling has gotten ridiculous. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1750 If we can't keep up with the Joneses now, we'll never be able to. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1751 You're doing great honey. No one will guess we're having an extramarital affair. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1752 I think the hipster limo could work! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1753 My ass feels like It's dragging. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1754 Turn left at the next corner. There's a great bakery with lots of parking. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1755 I needed some space. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1756 Is it just me or is there something wrong with our bike? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1757 Have you started pedaling yet? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1758 We're separating. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1759 On your 6 ! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1760 I told you not to put on your brakes before I did! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1761 Did you bring the chain oil? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1762 Left. Left. Left, right, left ... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1763 Enjoy long bike rides in less than five minutes a day! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1764 Don't forget, Joshua, when you turn right, swing wide. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1765 I know I've got a flatulence problem but doesn't this seem extreme to you? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1766 Because I'm pedaling faster, so speed up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1767 I said turn left. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1768 Second cousins once removed. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1769 Did you bring the giant lock? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1770 I's this is the "togetherness activity" you were talking about? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1771 . If you want me to keep riding with you your going to stop at yellow lights . 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1772 We've become separated by a long chain of events 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1773 Hang on. We're approaching the switchbacks. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1774 Using a phone to call a loved one? That's a stretch. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1775 We've got to work out this long distance thing. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1776 Front person: Hey yo, how ya be? Back person: Wazzup yo! I be great back here. Pedal faster ma dude. Front person: Will do, gotta go bye bud. Back person: NOOO 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1777 This isn't what I meant by "long bike ride." 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1778 I'm sorry, Todd, but I need more space. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1779 I know tandems are nicknamed "divorce machines," but this is just a long separation. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1780 the long distance charges are a stretch! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1781 I thought this would help us avoid the usual tensions. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1782 On the count of 3 Stand! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1783 No beaches in Denmark. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1784 I can still see that mole on your neck. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1785 The rubber band bike is a success - now to try the brakes 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1786 You're breaking up. Let's try texting. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1787 This separation is going to make us snap! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1788 ...So you're saying the long tube between us is the 'full bar' in your ad? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1789 I don't hate you, Diane. I've just moved on. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1790 Don't make it a competition, I want us both to be successful. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1791 Do these bike shorts make my butt look big? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1792 Let's say we end our trial separation at that sharp right turn ahead. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1793 This whole "shared interests" idea isn't working. I need some space. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1794 It won't be a stylish marriage. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1795 what? the light was yellow. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1796 I do want to save our marriage. But I'm not ready to drop the restraining order. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1797 If you come to a fork in the road, follow Yogi's advice, and then pray. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1798 Telling me how sweet I look doesn't cut it any more! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1799 This trial separation is going too far. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1800 This isn't quite what I meant when I said we needed some time apart. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1801 You said you wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1802 Mind the gap 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1803 Go ahead and order for me. I'll be a bit late. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1804 Honey, can we just get me to the finish line. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1805 Tight turn ahead 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1806 put the phone down and pedal! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1807 I don't care what Google Maps says. It's my bike and we're turning left. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1808 Yes, we've grown apart. But I'm just not ready to get back to the unicycling world again. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1809 Everything is just... moving a little too fast for me. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1810 Just a sec. I think I can make this yellow light. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1811 The court issued a restraining order. I have to stay at least 10 feet away. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1812 I can't keep up at this pace. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1813 What do you mean, you want me to pedal faster? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1814 They don't call it a divorce bike for nothing 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1815 Flooding up ahead; did you pack our stilettos? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1816 It feels like you're not taking the restraining order seriously. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1817 No, no. Pedaling backwards applies the brake.... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1818 Daisy, Daisy, text me your answer do. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1819 Let's not cut corners. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1820 My lawyer called and asked me to call you to call your lawyer and ask him to call my lawyer 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1821 Henry, I need to take a potty break 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1822 Lesson learned. Next time I'll suggest a short bike ride. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1823 If you just pedal faster you'll eventually catch up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1824 No, we don't need the supersize hacksaw, the normal one will do fine. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1825 Yes, I'm still compliant with the restraining order 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1826 I like big bikes and I cannot lie... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1827 Quit hitting the brakes, you idiot! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1828 Honey, it's not safe to ride and be on the phone. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1829 Distance created communication problems for Harry and Alice's already strained relationship. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1830 Hold your breath, Honey, starting....now. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1831 No, I can't see the road either! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1832 Front seat driver 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1833 Sorry, did I wake you? I forgot how late it is back there. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1834 What makes you think I have a problem with intimacy? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1835 Text me when you get there. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1836 Snow?, in the desert? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1837 I know you need space, but we seem to be caught in some type of infinite loop! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1838 Sorry, but I don't think our long-distance relationship is working out. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1839 Why'd we rent the Abelard & Heloise model? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1840 Honey, you're back to doping? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1841 In five miles, slow down, I need water. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1842 911 - I think I'm being stalked ... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1843 Does this count as a long-distance call? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1844 This is your captain speaking 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1845 I'm worried. You're getting behind. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1846 We just need some time apart. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1847 I told you a long distance relationship wouldn't work. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1848 Honey, this isn’t exactly what I meant when I said that we should go for a “long bike ride”. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1849 Why can't you ever keep up? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1850 Glad we got the new long distance plan 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1851 It's a marriage extender, hon. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1852 But I told you from the start I prefer a long-distance relationship! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1853 It feels like we've been growing apart lately. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1854 I do the steering !! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1855 No worries, I have gone to great measures to ensure our conversations are completely private and confidential. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1856 Wait a minute, we are disconnected. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1857 Other people take their bikes on the train why not us? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1858 Is this really what you meant when you said you wanted more space in our relationship? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1859 How many bars are you getting there? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1860 This is too much of a stretch for me. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1861 If I stop passing gas could we go back to our old tandem? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1862 Can you pass the EPO back here? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1863 We better hang up. My long distance rates have gone way up... 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1864 When you said 'I'll rent a stretch for our anniversary' I thought you meant a limo. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1865 Is that one of my thongs you're wearing? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1866 I can't talk now. Shoot me a text. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1867 I'll be in Scotland a'fore ye. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1868 Martha, you know just the right bike for us! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1869 No, dammit, I'm not a telemarketer. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1870 Yah, it's the tandem bike marriage saver model. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1871 So about the upcoming corner... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1872 "No, you're Schmoopy.., now shut-up and pedal already"! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1873 Sorry, I don't take calls from peddlers. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1874 I get the feeling you're not pedaling 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1875 I couldn't make out your text. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1876 You sound as if you're 6.8 feet away. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1877 Our marriage counselor was right, we really need to distance ourselves 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1878 Baby, you can't keep calling me here. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1879 Your call dropped between towers. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1880 Car back! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1881 When I said I liked long bike rides... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1882 Yeah, yeah, I promise...I won't run any yellow lights. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1883 We should have veered to our left in November? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1884 I'm not sure this is what the counselor meant by giving each other more space. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1885 This long distance biking is kind of fun. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1886 Would you like to lead for awhile 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1887 I really wanted a stretch limo! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1888 Prom dress? I thought YOU brought it! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1889 Area code 917?.....This is 212....we take the next left. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1890 Is this supposed to bring us closer together? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1891 I believe this relationship is becoming geographically undesireable 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1892 I love these tandem bikes made specially for married couples. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1893 All the ad said was built for two! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1894 Abort! Abort! Hairpin bend ahead! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1895 Seriously, some people take the marriage vows of "Until death do us part" in the literal sense! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1896 Meet me at the deli; we'll get some lunch. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1897 This sure beats the two cans on a string! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1898 This isn't what I meant by "long bike ride." 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1899 Why don't you have both hands on the wheel? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1900 If we stand here long enough, someone will pay us a toll. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1901 I don't care how long it is. This still violates the spirit of the restraining order. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1902 Yeah, this long-distance thing isn't working. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1903 I'm so looking forward to meeting you! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1904 You'll never be a big wheel in this organization if you keep pulling my chain. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1905 Your pants ripped. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1906 Copy that. Turn ahead. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1907 Right turn coming up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1908 Are you sure this is "Tandem"? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1909 Just stay the course. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1910 Let's start the turn. I think we can finish before lunch. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1911 I'm starting to feel a distance between us. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1912 I now realize how far apart we've grown 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1913 What's new? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1914 Progressivist,Revisionist 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1915 I really don't think my B.O. Is all that bad.... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1916 Bert went to great lengths to avoid Ernie's flatulence. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1917 I have a feeling we're growing apart. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1918 I have broken wind, hang back 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1919 Get off your cell phone and pedal to catch up! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1920 Do we have to dial 1 before the area code? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1921 I smelled that. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1922 Hey, you're the one wanted to go on a long bike ride. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1923 So much better than texting, right? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1924 I'm right behind you trying to catch up 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1925 I thought I could commit to this relationship, but I can't. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1926 I'm stopping for a bite up ahead. Would you like my leftovers? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1927 Your back seat driving is really pissing me off. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1928 It's okay, she's at the other end of the bike. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1929 Sure, it's green, but it won't pass for a limo at the club. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1930 I'll be home first. What do you want for dinner? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1931 Honey, I could really go for a foot long hot dog. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1932 Let me know when you get here. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1933 What part of "I need some space" are you not getting? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1934 our therapist said we needed to give each other some space. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1935 Can you speak up? I think I'm losing you. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1936 Daisy, text me your answer true. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1937 I'll be there in a minute. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1938 Shouldn't we let some things come between us? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1939 Wanna race? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1940 Did the tightrope walker call you back? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1941 "Dad, I'm going to jump off and walk home". 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1942 Watch the corners! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1943 I know you didn't see any problem with that last train crossing, but THINK Bob THINK. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1944 This trial separation isn't working. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1945 Keep up! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1946 I'll wait for you at the finish line. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1947 There's something wrong with this connection. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1948 You're an excellent chauffeur, but this is not exactly what I had in mind when you promised me a stretch limo. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1949 Please take your foot off the rear brake 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1950 Yes, I'd say our divorce is amicable. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1951 This isn't what I meant by needing more space. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1952 Next time the person in front has the GPS 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1953 If we break up now, neither one of us is going anywhere. How about joint custody of this bike? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1954 I know you do not want to talk to me, and, I do nor want to talk to you, but our parents, up on the porch, can still see us. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1955 Ever done u-turns on one of these things before? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1956 You gotta catch up before we get to this next turn 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1957 What do you mean make a right turn? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1958 I still say the training wheels were a better idea. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1959 I think your need for stretch goals is creating distance between us. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1960 Daisy, I told you--I can't afford a carriage. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1961 This way, I maintain my peace bond. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1962 Wanna race? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1963 I'm making a left turn now - in about a block for you. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1964 In all honesty, I don't know if this incurs roaming charges. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1965 Your butt crack is showing. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1966 You're not shotgun. You don't get to navigate. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1967 We have a right turn coming up. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1968 A divorce would be better than this separation. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1969 I'm almost there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1970 Elon Musk ideas that amazingly did not win federal grants 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1971 Curve up ahead, over and out. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1972 What's the weather like where you are? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1973 I'm glad we don't have to pay roaming charges. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1974 It's a marital therapy bike, Barbara. No matter how hard you work you will only push me away. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1975 I'm sorry, operator, I don't accept collect long-distance calla." 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1976 What do you mean, "On your left"? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1977 Why are we taking the long way home? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1978 Your text? No, I didn't get it. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1979 I'm telling you! It was a skunk! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1980 Enough with the "It's a Long Way to Tipperary." 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1981 Is everything okay? You seem distant. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1982 Negotiating that last turn had us passing for a drunken wiener dog. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1983 Just wondering...does my butt look fat in this? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1984 Pedal faster. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1985 I'll clarify via chain mail message. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1986 I called to say 'Slow down!' You're pulling away from me. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1987 We're OK on the straight-aways but the turns are hell. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1988 Pedal harder and catch up! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1989 I have to go now. Your daughter is tweeting me. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1990 Not in two miles. Now! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1991 I can't talk right now, but I'll text you at the next rest stop. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1992 How the kids doing/ 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
1993 When I said that I wanted a different type of relationship, this is not what I meant. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1994 "Honey, I know this is a bit of a stretch, but don't worry, we'll get there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1995 Brace ! Sharp curve ahead. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1996 You're gonna have to punch in for me today or I'll be late! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1997 Just because it's a bicycle built for two doesn't mean I have to like it. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1998 Are you still back there, honey? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
1999 Can you hear me now? We need to strategize making the next turn. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2000 I want a new marriage counselor . 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2001 Do you have to be so pushy about it? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2002 I need a brake. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2003 It's come to my attention that you're pedaling slower. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2004 As trial separations go, this is idiotic. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2005 I think I need more space 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2006 Well my GPS says to turn right up ahead 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2007 Yellow light? Don't worry: I can beat it. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2008 This Hyper Stretch feature allows us to have our own space while staying connected. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2009 I wish you'd reconsider our separation. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2010 If you want me to turn, you have to give me a two block notice. Stopping takes three. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2011 When I said I needed some space, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2012 Only a bit farther ahead. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2013 Can you text me? The reception is terrible up here. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2014 You sure we're not going the long way? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2015 For the last time, quit following me. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2016 Honey, would you mind pedaling a bit faster? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2017 What do you mean, keep-up? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2018 Wait up! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2019 I hope this doesn't count as roaming 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2020 So. whatcha doin'? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2021 In 100 feet, make a U-turn! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2022 Let's meet for lunch. See you in five minutes. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2023 Wait for me. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2024 Next time, we got a sidecar, OK?' 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2025 Warn me before you shift gears! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2026 Yes, I'll get there ahead of you, but you've been riding in my wake. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2027 Hang in there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2028 I'm almost here, where are you?" "I'll be there in 5 minutes." "Ok, hurry. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2029 Stop complaining - if you want to be up front, ride faster! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2030 I'm out of gas. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2031 By the way, where is the hook and ladder? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2032 Dad, Mom's asking if it will fit in the garage? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2033 Speed bump in five .. four .. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2034 Hey! Are you still peddling back there? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2035 I want to trust you, but the distance between is making it difficult. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2036 "Ya know you could just tweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two." (This was submitted by Garret Virchick, Somerville, Mass. - husband of KBlanton, the actual mag. subscriber. ) 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2037 What's that? You think we lost the kids? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2038 I just wanted to call and let you know that I'm so glad biking is bringing us closer together as a family. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2039 Yea, the chili was a bad choice. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2040 Perhaps you were right, dear, that the limo would have served us in a classier way... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2041 That's okay, I don't think the rules apply to self important jackasses. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2042 Don't make a scene, I'm pregnant. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2043 Let me know when you get to where I am 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2044 Lately, I've been feeling stretched. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2045 Just my luck I had to get you for my Secret Santa. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2046 When is the next turn? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2047 Hold on, I’m heading somewhere with better service. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2048 No, I don't think cell phones bring us closer. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2049 You were so right about us needing more space. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2050 C'mon hon, catch up! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2051 Damn it, they're tailing me. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2052 Watch out! Limbo dancers! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2053 Wow Jack. It's still not long enough. I can still smell your exhaust fumes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2054 On second thought, I think the limo-tandem might have been a bit of a stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2055 I'll bet you twenty bucks I beat you to work. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2056 Aren't you glad we have this quality time exercising together? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2057 Well, you said you wanted one of those "extra leg room" options. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2058 Your design brings new meaning to the word 'doping'. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2059 Leading separate lives is NOT working out. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2060 I heard it through the tweet line. Not much longer would it be mine. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2061 I know, but those bluetooth ear pieces look so stupid. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2062 But where are the drinks? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2063 Get ready, We are entering the Central Time Zone in 3-2-1. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2064 Alice. Have you left home yet? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2065 You think you could pedal? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2066 What the hell do you mean, "long distance? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2067 Sorry you were ticketed at that last red light. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2068 Relax, I saw the crossing lights. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2069 I'm having second thoughts about our separation. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2070 I can still hear your exertion. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2071 We have to get closer to the speed of light if we're going to make it through that barn. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2072 This isn't just a phase...is it? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2073 I have the uneasy feeling that nothing's come between us. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2074 Let's make a U-turn. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2075 I'll scoot ahead and make the reservation. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2076 This thing between us isn't working out. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2077 Hey, hon, don't forget to pick up some milk on the way home! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2078 Hang on. I'm going through a fart cloud. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2079 That pre-workout bean burrito wasn't such a good idea. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2080 Hello? This is George." "I know hunny, it's me. Could you please pedal faster? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2081 We're connected but I've only got two bars. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2082 stop trying to pass me on the turn. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2083 Hello, which way are we turning? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2084 It's starting to rain up here. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2085 Get a load of that stretch limo up ahead. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2086 We forgot about curves. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2087 What's your spin? If yours is up, mine has to be down. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2088 At least they're talking. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2089 Better Wi-Fi up here. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2090 Lets do it like we discussed. We can only make right hand turns and absolutely NO crossing the street. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2091 Want to stop for lunch? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2092 Phil, Dr. Freidman was right, you have serious avoidance issues. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2093 Can you still smell me now? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2094 You've got it easy, hun. It's hailing my end! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2095 GPS says make a U-Turn? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2096 Einstein said this would happen! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2097 No, it's not a good idea if you try to pass on either side! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2098 The space between us is growing..... I want to go in a different direction. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2099 I sure hope there aren't any turns 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2100 Yes honey, I really miss having you right behind me calling out directions. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2101 We're failing Pinocchio's test, we need to get off our phones so that this bike stops growing. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2102 What time were you planning to be back from riding? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2103 We're not going too fast Doris... Lighten up on the brakes! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2104 You should know--there is a sharp right turn ahead 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2105 Go to North 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2106 Sorry Frank, there's only one winner. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2107 I feel like we're in a chain gang. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2108 Daisy? ... Daisy? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2109 How did we become so polarized? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2110 I detect a distance in your voice. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2111 I don't have to ask - we can only go one direction. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2112 I can't quite hear you. Come a little closer 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2113 When you mentioned a long distance relationship, I thought you were moving to L.A. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2114 That's the rule, company president always has to finish the annual bike race in first place. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2115 We've still got a long stretch to go. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2116 Still no good. You're just going to have to give up on the beans. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2117 Sorry, I'm not good with long-distance relationships. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2118 Hey.Got a minute? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2119 bust my ass all week, at the firm, at home with the kids, and my payoff is waking up at 6am on Saturdays, wobbling out onto a road built for machines that will kill me, and mashing my dick and balls around with a bunch of nerds. i live for this shit. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2120 What do you mean, avoidance, Emily? That's a bit of a stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2121 if we go well today then sharp corners will be covered in lesson two. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2122 I delivered on a bicycle built for two but I never promised you a rose garden. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2123 The bet's off. I can't beat you. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2124 How are the tail winds, Honey? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2125 I'm so glad you got rid of the stretch limo. That thing was ridiculous. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2126 You're right, this is a really long bike ride! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2127 Maybe we shouldn't have turned onto Event Horizon Lane. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2128 On the next corner wait for me 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2129 It's a stretch, but I know we can improve our communication skills. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2130 But,you're first on my call chain! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2131 Jane, I fear this relationship has derailed. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2132 No no in bike racing to give the team leader a rest you ‘break wind’ but not that way. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2133 You wanted a trial separation, remember? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2134 Sorry, I might lose you. We're going through a tunnel. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2135 Stop giving directions, or the therapist won't let us travel by car! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2136 I'm going to have to ask you to pedal faster... I think you are falling behind. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2137 The Museum of Relativity Displays called and they'd like their exhibit back. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2138 I only told you we would stay in touch--not be close!! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2139 I'll peel the potatoes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2140 Time to double back. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2141 I can't say any more –– I think she's following me. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2142 The next time we eat beans, you ride in front! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2143 I have a feeling that the "limo-bike" won't catch on 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2144 Mind shifting down honey? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2145 I think I need to up the restraining order past fifteen feet. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2146 We've decided to separate. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2147 So, flatulence problem cured? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2148 So you bought this bike from David Copperfield's garage sell, huh? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2149 hopefully we don't get roaming charges 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2150 the elastic tandem only works if we both pedal 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2151 I'm almost there. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2152 Catch me if you can! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2153 It's official. The divorce is final. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2154 This time we will make the light. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2155 Ahh, I'd avoid that next left on Lombard if I were you. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2156 Sorry, no time to stop for plumber's crack. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2157 No way am I going to pull over to ask directions! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2158 Ok, get ready to turn in 3... 2... 1... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2159 Daisy, Daisy, send me a text or two. I'm half crazy getting a call from you. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2160 I think the only thing you are pedaling is that you are pedaling. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2161 This is not what I meant when I said I needed a longer chain. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2162 How much further to Tommy the Tightrope Walker's house? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2163 My lawyer said a separation would have it's ups and downs. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2164 This is one of the ways we practice to be firemen. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2165 Just text me 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2166 By any chance, are you pulling the brakes? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2167 Curve! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2168 OK, we're in the stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2169 Hey, who's that girl I can hear talking to you!?" "Google Maps. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2170 How much farther, dad? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2171 Daisy, I'm waiting for your answer. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2172 I'm sorry. When I peddle fast, I pass gas. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2173 I fear you and I are drifting apart. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2174 I still think that you over-reacted to my flatulence problem. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2175 Are the kids with you? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2176 Can you please pedal a little faster! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2177 Would you stop and pick up some milk on the way home? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2178 My wife and I love spending time connecting on the weekends... Oh no don't worry, I've got plenty of time to chat. Wazz up bro? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2179 Your calling long distance and I will not accept the chargers 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2180 Strengthening relationships with the Tandem Bike Messenger App! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2181 It's called a limo bike. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2182 Hey, did you finish yet? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2183 I'm not sure this rubber frame was the best idea! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2184 We were told not to text and drive. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2185 No, Why is the tandem bike called the Marriage buster? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2186 Yeah, we were tired of spinning our wheels so we decided to form a band. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2187 I'll put down my phone if you will. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2188 Remember when we didn't have phones? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2189 Can I get back to you on that? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2190 Will you marry me? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2191 Happy 20th Anniversary, Dear. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2192 I'll let them know you'll be coming behind me. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2193 All for the love of 'who'? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2194 It's tandem but it's not serious. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2195 I see London, I see France... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2196 Left turn coming in two and a half seconds. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2197 I don't know, lately it feels like we're not as we used to be. . 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2198 Yes dear, I know we're running late. Just keep pedaling. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2199 All I said was we wanted to go on a long bike ride. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2200 Next light make a left, "Yes Dear". 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2201 You don't have a chance by any stretch of your imagination 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2202 because there is no 'far enough' 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2203 Yeah, I know; the buffering is aweful. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2204 Don't blame me, I reserved a compact. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2205 And no, this is not my idea of a long-distance relationship! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2206 When I get there, I'll tell them you'll be a little late. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2207 So then I said... Ahhhhhk! A Tree! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2208 This long distance thing just isn't working out. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2209 You said this would bring us closer. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2210 Is it still raining where you are? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2211 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a long distance relationship. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2212 Where are you now?" "I'm right behind you! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2213 Babe, the kids sure are quiet after that last turn... 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2214 No Doris, we are NOT almost there yet! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2215 Hey, Lard-Ass, pick up the pace! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2216 don't text me, i'm steering 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2217 You’ve probably guessed by now that I’m seeing other cyclists. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2218 WATCH OUT for the Dds! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2219 You are out of range. I am going to have to upgrade my wireless plan. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2220 Heads-up. We're crossing into the hands-free yelling only zone. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2221 Dead zone ahead. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2222 We should spend more time apart. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2223 I keep getting that paranoid feeling someone is following me. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2224 It's left right left to get in step. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2225 It's raining here, how 'bout where you are? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2226 Daisy? Is that you? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2227 I hope this isn't considered "distracted driving". 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2228 Want to stop at Mario's for pizza? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2229 Your shoelace is untied! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2230 If you don't pedal faster, you're never going to catch up. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2231 Do these pants make my butt look too big? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2232 Did you fart? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2233 Keep your voice down--the peloton is getting suspicious. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2234 It's best we keep our distance. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2235 Sorry, nobody here by that name. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2236 We've got a sharp turn coming up.... 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2237 I think we can return this turkey within 30-days...God, how stupid can we be? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2238 Hey, now I'm a bike dork with extra torque! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2239 Let's go over the instructions for turning corners again. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2240 Told ya not to buy a bike from a Fire Department yard sale 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2241 How do I release my brake? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2242 Can you smell me now? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2243 These roaming charges are killing me. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2244 Pothole coming up, you mind taking the lead? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2245 I see what they meant about it being hard to turn 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2246 You're right -- I shouldn't eat beans. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2247 Daisy...Daisy...Can you hear me now? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2248 This way, we can be first AND last!! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2249 Could you pick up a quart of milk on the way? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2250 Can you see the peleton from up there? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2251 I just don't think you're pulling your weight. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2252 I know I've had gas lately, but this feels extreme. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2253 Okay Lola, I know the drill--whatever you want you get--but this is screwball; what's next? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2254 Am I dead? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2255 Will you pick up some milk on your way home? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2256 No, honey, I don't want a separation. I just want you to pick up the pace! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2257 You better have kept the receipt! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2258 These California 50/50 divorce settlement rules are a bit much. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2259 Keeping up? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2260 I think we have a bad connection. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2261 About Year 7 we started biking apart. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2262 Remember, points off for texting and biking. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2263 This tandem bike idea is a real stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2264 This doesn't count as screen time. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2265 Okay, we're reaching the final stretch now. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2266 Tell me again, what did we argue about? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2267 I called to say I was sorry. Let's never fight during tandem bicycle design again. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2268 You will soon need to Don't for get to use a different area code for calls to me after the next block or so. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2269 Remember how dangerous it was before safety helmets? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2270 Can we come back closer together; I'm sorry I called your butt fat! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2271 I have bad news. It turns out that Guinness doesn't have a category for bicyclew existing in two different time zones. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2272 Turn left on the next block. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2273 I'm going to look for a parking place. Let me know when you get here. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2274 democracy in 2017 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2275 ok. three more bike lengths and we will change seats. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2276 Pullover now, I'm having a separation anxiety attack. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2277 See, now my flatulence is no longer an issue! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2278 This bike-a-thon phone-a-thon is a real stretch for fundraising! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2279 It's called a marriage extender, hon. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2280 Sometime, I would really like to talk to you face to face 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2281 Hey, share the road! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2282 Though we may be far apart, there's a chain that binds us. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2283 It's what I've been saying for years: you are NOT "leading from the center" and you never have been! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2284 Can you pull out at the next good spot? I've got to pee! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2285 Everything looks fine from here. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2286 Tell the truth--does my butt still look big? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2287 And this is just a suggestion. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2288 Lord, I prefer snowflake design on my sweater 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2289 Oh, and Mom knitted you this. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2290 If we reconcile after the trial separation, we get a 50% refund on the bike rental. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2291 The next time you eat beans before we ride this thing, I'm taking the front seat. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2292 Our relationship is no longer moving forward. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2293 Yep, as to the question, ‘who are the biggest dorks of them all’ – settled 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2294 It's just a separation, trial basis of course. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2295 You're breaking up, next time just text me. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2296 It's not a complete loss. I just got an idea for The New Yorker cartoon puzzle. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2297 Can you hear me now? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2298 Keep it up, babe. This is the final stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2299 I can't handle this long distance relationship anymore. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2300 You took our separation really seriously... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2301 Are you dropping me? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2302 It's a long road ahead, honey. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2303 Can I call you back? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2304 Hello? Bicycle company? There's something wrong with our bikes. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2305 Do me a favor and signal for a left turn. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2306 I can't hear you. Tweet it. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2307 You should have gone before we left home. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2308 My girlfriends said, "Activities should bring us closer together." 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2309 You said you wanted to go on a long ride today 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2310 I'm thinking about getting a divorce 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2311 You've been so distant lately. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2312 I said if you were falling behind to just text me 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2313 What do you mean we have to stop at a bathroom 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2314 Backseat, can you hear me? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2315 It takes two to tandem 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2316 Can you close-it-up at bit? These across-oncoming-traffic turns are getting dangerous! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2317 Do you stop at RR crossings? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2318 Are you SURE you're pedaling? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2319 My therapist said this would bring us closer together. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2320 Forget it ! The tail doesn't wag the dog. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2321 Pedal faster, we,re coming to a hairpin turn. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2322 Quit falling behind. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2323 I had imagined the ride in a stretch limo quite different. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2324 Hey! Just a heads-up, that the three bean chili that I had for lunch is starting to kick in. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2325 Yes I can hear you and no I don't think the bike is too long. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2326 It's just like our date nights 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2327 I expect you'll get a chilly reception. Here's a sweater. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2328 I'm not sure this long distance relationship will work 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2329 I'll pick up the milk on the way home. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2330 This is a Democrat on his free cell phone being pulled by a working Republican on the phone he paid for 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2331 Can you hear me now? Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer, Do! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2332 You're leaving me? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2333 We're coming down to the home stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2334 It just occurred to me; don't we both have to cross the finish line? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2335 Fine! I'll follow you." 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2336 Which country are you in? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2337 I wanted separate vacations. She didn't. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2338 Don't turn! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2339 When you get there, send me a weather report. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2340 Hello? I only have one bar... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2341 Maybe a trial separation would have been less complicated. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2342 Melania, if you want to go bicycling with me again, you need to pedal faster! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2343 Er...when I said about trial separation? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2344 I just reached Oregon. You should be here in just a few more minutes. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2345 Don't worry, we're in the home stretch. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2346 Let's do the Citi thing next time, so we can park on the street. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2347 Let me know if it starts to rain 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2348 You phoned me to tell me not to talk and drive? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2349 Montauk? No, that's too much of a stretch 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2350 I can't do two. How about one, does one work for you? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2351 OK. See you when you get there. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2352 Honey, I'm having doubts this is what they meant by "long-distance" cycling. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2353 Mike, please, for the last time, I'm going to break unless you stop and ask for directions. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2354 How is your reception back there? I'm getting four bars up here! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2355 Am I the only one on this team who's on steroids? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2356 Triage should be just ahead. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2357 Yes, biking at its best: no audio feedback! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2358 $800 seemed like a lot for hands-free capability. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2359 Ok you can pass me I'm finished setting the pace. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2360 I don't know. Where do YOU want to eat? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2361 Honey, wait up! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2362 I feel like there's a distance between us. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2363 I may be a little late for dinner 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2364 Pedal faster - I can still see your sorry ass. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2365 When I get to the car I'll drive back and pick you up. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2366 What? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2367 still married, but separated 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2368 If you didn't fart so much, we could have a regular tandem bike. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2369 New phone. Who dis? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2370 This is the new definition of tandem. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2371 Hey Darlene, yes, what's for dinner tonight? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2372 They're phoning in the win. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2373 optimal separation, its all about optimal separation 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2374 I'm worry about the distance between us. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2375 I’m giving you your space. I just want to feel we’re moving in the same direction. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2376 Daisy. Give me your answer do. Over. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2377 Well, it beats the version with sociable seating. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2378 come on girl, you have to show your team work spirit to the college admission officers. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2379 Yes, I scheduled my colonoscopy. No, I don't think chili casserole causes rectal cancer. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2380 Make it quick. We're on extended network. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2381 No. I did not know that these shorts made my ass look fat. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2382 Are we doing this right? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2383 Honestly, it's going to be the new Uber. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2384 Faster. We're running out of chain. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2385 Siri, do you think we're faster than Amazon Prime Now? 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2386 Does this mean you're filing for a separation? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2387 That's right sir, took the whole family to Lake Winnipesaukee. . . . One sec, I'll tell her to keep it down. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2388 Please understand that right now I just need my space. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2389 This bike path, still has me feeling vulnerable. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2390 Listen, I've been thinking about us, and I know this is probably bad timing, but I don't think I can do a long-distance relationship anymore. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2391 Stop texting me! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2392 Would you like sushi for dinner? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2393 Get Off the PHONE! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2394 Could you please stop following me?! 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2395 Is it raining back there? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2396 "Can you hear me now?" Joe Pitts, Washington, DC 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2397 You should be here in 1.2 seconds. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2398 On hold with Betty Ford Center ... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2399 - What you said? - Come faster. Our distance is increasing! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2400 Why won't you just let me lead by myself? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2401 We're not really communicating but, on the other hand, you're not breathing down my neck!" 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2402 You seem to be falling further behind. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2403 Call me back when you get here. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2404 The "together but separate" therapy seems to be working. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2405 It lacks a human element. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2406 Make a U-turn, Quick! 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2407 Be careful not to run over the Ds 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2408 How am I supposed to learn if you never let me pass you? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2409 When your mother stops making beans for lunch, we get a smaller bike. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2410 I'll call you a minute before we get to the next turn. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2411 "Meet me at the sharp left-hand turn ahead" Joyce C Grimm Pittsburgh,PA 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2412 I’m finally ready for commitment. Will you be my peloton? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2413 I don't think this is what the psychologist meant she said to take our separation slowly. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2414 Back up? You back up. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2415 Do you mind if I start dinner while I wait for you to get home? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2416 One of us can text while the other drives 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2417 I told you keeping up would be a stretch target. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2418 I got to give up chili dogs before a ride. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2419 I can see your boxer shorts. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2420 The air back here is a lot better. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2421 Yeah, the divorce is getting pretty drawn out. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2422 Keep pedalling. I'm not losing another race "by a nose." 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2423 Danger, roundabout upcoming. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2424 I apologize in advance. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2425 Sharp left ahead. Count to 25 ... and then start your turn. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2426 Stop saying, 'Are we there yet', and just follow me. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2427 We're into the 7th spinning stretch now... 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2428 Do these shorts make my butt look big? 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2429 To be honest, I've stopped paddling a mile back. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2430 The VIP entrance is just ahead. The bell captain will help with your phone. 1.0769 0.07692 26 25 0 1
2431 It's been a great ride, but I think it's time for a brake. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2432 Don't even think about running that yellow light. 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
2433 When I said I wanted to go for a long bike ride, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2434 I'll have dinner ready by the time you arrive. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2435 How do we fit into a parking space? 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
2436 HOLD ON....Curve ahead!!! 1.0714 0.07143 28 27 0 1
2437 I'm positive we finished in first and second. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2438 Are you sure the bike rental only had stretch tandems left? 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
2439 Yea, I'm way out front! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2440 I told you, I would rather you text me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2441 Maybe tomorrow we can go bowling alone. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2442 You're slacking off again. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2443 We'll need to extend to 40 yards to get past this line of driver-less trucks. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2444 You're right honey! This is much more peaceful and relaxing. We'll just have to steer with one hand now. Its no big deal. By the way, did I finish telling you about my sister's new food processor? Well she says... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2445 Not what I meant by needing more space, Jim. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2446 I'll race you to the corner! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2447 I'm starting to feel a distance between us. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2448 I'm still on the line. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2449 Edgar and Maureen compete in a time trial separation. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2450 Our therapist said we were too enmeshed. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2451 Just text me next time. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2452 ...ok, there's the Kardashian limo...dial in your lenses 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2453 NOW can I have beans at our rest stops? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2454 Consider yourself lucky. I had baked beans with lunch. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2455 What do you want for dinner? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2456 It's weird, doc. Maybe I'm going nuts, but I feel like I'm always being followed. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2457 I'm really stretched thin at the moment. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2458 Did you just fart? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2459 For the last time NO CALLS! TEXT! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2460 Yeah, we're still together. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2461 You really don't need this big head start. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2462 I know this makes you feel small, but I'm telling you it's just a matter of perspective. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2463 Just thought I'd let you know I'm in California. How're things in Nevada? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2464 Did you say turn left or right? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2465 Harry, you're getting ahead of yourself. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2466 Peddle faster and you can catch up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2467 I can hear you so clearly it's as if you're in the next room. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2468 Heads up! Google maps says make a U-turn at the next intersection. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2469 Exiting warp speed in 3...2... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2470 No! It's coming from the farm we just passed! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2471 No, that wasn't me - we just went past a landfill! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2472 I said I call it stretch legstrong! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2473 The separation isn't working. She's calling her lawyer again. I tell you, Bob, this woman is putting me though hell on wheels. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2474 I don't know why, but I still feel chained down. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2475 Hold on.....I'm getting another call. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2476 It seems to me that we could move faster. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2477 That's a stretch. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2478 If this marriage is going to work I'm going to need you to peddle faster honey. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2479 Yes, I still have gas! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2480 You're right. It can't. But that doesn't seem to matter. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2481 No. Absolutely no! You can't ride on the handlebars. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2482 Okay, now release the brake, and you'll see how far we go without pedaling. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2483 I can still smell your gas 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2484 So how do you suggest we take the curve ahead? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2485 Please don't text and ride. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2486 No, this is Not Your Wheel and Chain! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2487 She: "You said biking would bring us closer together." He: "Who is this please?" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2488 Why didn't you get the style with wifi? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2489 Their therapist recommended reconnecting with a couples activity; she did not recommend a tandem bike. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2490 If we don't have four children I can trade it in for something smaller 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2491 So I told him that I wasn't going to let a restraining order ruin our holiday. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2492 If a couple are riding a tandem bike at 20 miles an hour while talking to each other using a 4G LTE network, which ends first: the ride, or the argument? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2493 You said stretch, I said bike - so I compromised. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2494 You missed the turn! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2495 Wouldn't it have been easier for you to take Gas-X? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2496 Where's the partition on this limo? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2497 You're lagging behind. Catch up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2498 You didn't answer my text. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2499 Now do you believe me that longer is not always better? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2500 I want a divorce. Do you copy? Over. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2501 Combat embarassing flatulence with our new specialist tandem! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2502 I just talked to our divorce lawyer 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2503 Want to stop at the bar up ahead? There are like 30 other spandex-clad bikers there, and our plan is to take up all of the seating, barely drink anything, but still somehow manage to be super fucking annoying and disruptive. Sound good? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2504 You can turn your data back on. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2505 I think all this exercise is working, your butt looks smaller. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2506 You're the one who said she wanted a long bike ride. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2507 Brake-up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2508 Stop riding the brake. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2509 You look sweet 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2510 Don't bother. Another Robocall. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2511 You told mom it would make us closer." 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2512 I told unicycles are a bad idea. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2513 Be ready to stop in front of the shoe store ! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2514 Can't hear you, you're breaking up. Call me back in a few. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2515 See, I told you exercising together would be a stretch. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2516 Why do you always get to be at the front? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2517 I came second. How did you go! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2518 No, this is still not enough space. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2519 I miss our tin cans. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2520 I'm feeling suffocated. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2521 I now understand what you meant by keeping your distance! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2522 Boy! You really meant it when you said: "No strings attached!" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2523 I missed the turn. You'll have to make it. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2524 Overbearing spouse? Try the 20 foot tandem, go the distance and get some distance. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2525 Run through another yellow, and you're a dead man. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2526 It's all about you, Steve, isn't it? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2527 Can you text me when you get there? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2528 This really beats the other model where we had to talk to each other. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2529 I'm slowing for the stop light. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2530 Well, we had to leave room for the activist bicyclists who'll inevitably want seats on the steering committee. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2531 Yes, yes it's fun, but next time I want to be the caboose. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2532 You're breaking up...I hope we aren't in two different area codes! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2533 No, this is not a bi-coastal relationship--it's an interstate. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2534 I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2535 That does it! Your farts are getting way out of control now. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2536 What a wonderful invention for business, the CEO confers with the Director even during exercise break! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2537 I think we should go our own ways. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2538 Let go of the brake! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2539 Three crows, four sparrows, a rooster, two chickens, and three sea gulls. It's going to be tight, but it's a short ride to the sanctuary. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2540 HELLO? I'M A BANANA! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2541 This isn't working. I want a divorce. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2542 I'm going to boldly go where no biker has gone before. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2543 Slow down. Give me a chance to catch up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2544 Hurry up, George! Why are you always bringing up the rear? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2545 You said you have to be home at five, so I'll aim to get there at 4:55. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2546 Let's call it : Breaking Bad: An Elastic Sequel 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2547 Hey up there! You're pedaling way too fast! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2548 Sharp curve ahead! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2549 This party bike needs to be more "party" and less "bike". 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2550 We're comin' up to a hairpin curve. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2551 Never mind about my steering, pedal faster! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2552 I hope we can end this separation and get back together soon. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2553 Mr. President, yes I understand there are no funds left for the secret service. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2554 Tell your mother it's only a trial separation. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2555 I think our Fire Department hook-and-ladder cycling team has a chance. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2556 Are you sure that the only bike rack we can use is on Pier 84? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2557 You're the one who wanted to honeymoon in Bermuda. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2558 Meet you at the finish line. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2559 You're doing all the work? No! I'm doing all the work! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2560 I think it's time we separated. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2561 John and Mary had been for the past few years in a moving, long-distance relationship. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2562 We should hook up sometime. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2563 Well,the marriage counselor said that biking would bring us closer together. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2564 You said: don't invade my "space" in the relationship, so I used a phone! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2565 Bike to work day... Pick it up! I don't want my employees to see me sweating. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2566 Pedal faster Maude! We're in the final stretch. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2567 The thing I love most about riding a tandem bike, it gives us a chance to share. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2568 On a bicycle built for annulment. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2569 I don't know...these long-distance relationships are just so tiring. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2570 When you said you’d pick me up on your bike for our date… 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2571 You seem so distant lately, Dear, is something bothering you? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2572 Ok... its my turn up front. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2573 You'll probably want to take this for those 40 nights. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2574 You must work harder to keep up with me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2575 There's an obstacle up ahead. Proceed to turn right. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2576 Our counselor was right. We really do need to do more things together. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2577 I farted ONE TIME! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2578 I've burned 28, you? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2579 What are you hiding under.....the ten what? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2580 When do you think you'll be home? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2581 Winter is coming. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2582 It's 2:15 here. What have you got in your time zone? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2583 Is this what you meant by a long bike ride? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2584 Distracted bicycling! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2585 Doing fine honey. I'm leading and Jr's in fifth. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2586 If you see me turning left, I'd encourage you to do the same. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2587 Stop at the next gas station. I have to pee. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2588 We never do anything together anymore. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2589 Daisy, we've grown apart and I want a divorce. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2590 Martha, if this doesn't prove flat-Earth theory I don't know what will. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2591 There too far apart. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2592 Communications along this stretch is an issue. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2593 Lord, I think they would prefer manna. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2594 She was thinking of joining us, but didn't want to be a third wheel. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2595 TALK TO OUR THERAPIST !! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2596 I thought of a car when you said we'd get a limo. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2597 We really should get together like this more often. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2598 It's even a longer way to Tiparari for you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2599 This is not the double date I thought it was going to be. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2600 It's a hand down. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2601 How many bases do you have? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2602 Then we'll switch and you'll get to be way ahead of me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2603 Hang a right at the corner. Your destination will be on the left. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2604 Okay, it's been over 4 hours, we should call the doctor. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2605 "What do you mean this isn't together time? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2606 I'm afraid still need the gas mask. That burrito brunch of yours packs a wallop. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2607 Gas-X would have been a cheaper solution! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2608 Mitch, your plumber's crack is creepy. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2609 Hot chick at twelve o´clock. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2610 I'm downshifting my helicopter parenting to economy class. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2611 You've got to keep up! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2612 Sharp turn coming up, get ready to reverse your gears. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2613 Don't hold back, you'll be arriving shortly. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2614 Long distance cyclocalling. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2615 i said keep your distance! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2616 Your underwear is showing. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2617 Honey, please release the brakes. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2618 Take this with two tablets. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2619 You said you need some space in our relationship. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2620 Honey I think I forgot to turn off the lights. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2621 I can't-- this thing doesn't make U turns! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2622 Would you get to the point? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2623 How did you know I used to be a refrigerator repair man? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2624 Yes, I AM GOOD. YOU can have MANY PROBLEMS with YOUR front WHEEL. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2625 Daisy, will you marry me? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2626 Suppose we could fast-track railroad crossings? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2627 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2628 Look, you know as well as I do, this was the only way we were ever going to go on a long bike ride with our busy schedules. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2629 Why do you insist on back-seat driving? I know where the marriage therapist's office is! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2630 Can't you see I'm busy"? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2631 "Try not to look, since we can't turn". 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2632 What have I told you about wearing a sweater when you are out for 40 days and 40 nights? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2633 Text me when you're out of the wormhole. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2634 'Why do I always have to wait for you?" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2635 I so enjoy these digital chain letters. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2636 Push it, you're falling behind! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2637 Hang up and pedal, you're falling behind! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2638 i was running from my nightmares but they just kept following and calling me. Unwanted. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2639 You know, I thought you were talking about our marriage when you said you wanted space. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2640 Think of it as a climate-friendly stretch limo. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2641 Are we there yet? How about now? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2642 Yea, this is fun, as good as a stretch limo 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2643 "Can you hear me now" has been so overused - just pedal! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2644 Have we met? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2645 Stop calling me and following me everywhere I go! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2646 I said, "Ahead Warp 1" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2647 No, we're not there yet! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2648 I thought you were watching the kids. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2649 Can't talk now. Two tired. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2650 Long distance calls 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2651 we are going to win the race by a full length! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2652 Lousy connection! Can I get back to you? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2653 Hopefully we don't get crossed signals again. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2654 I feel so connected to you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2655 One solution to a couple gas problems. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2656 The rental is affordable, but the congestion pricing kills you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2657 Somehow I don't think this is what our therapist intended when we were advised to give each other more space. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2658 You'll look sweet ... upon the seat ... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2659 Hey,how do we turn a corner? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2660 ...I was just saying to myself how much more connected and closer we are than, most of the social-media zombie couples in the city. I should Tweet that! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2661 And here's a parting gift. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2662 Can you hear me now? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2663 You OKAY back THERE? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2664 S turn coming up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2665 I hope we don't get disconnected. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2666 Trust me. You will be needing this. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2667 This trial separation isn't working for me. I want a divorce. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2668 No Joe, I'm not a back seat driver! You just needed to turn right at the light like I told you! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2669 Welcome to Trump International Hotel. Mexican's check in - but they don't check out! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2670 Dude, we crushed our stretch goal. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2671 Can you move it up to 4G? As in 4th Gear? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2672 Stop using your cell phone up there! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2673 I know the cutbacks have been tough this year, but we just need to work smarter. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2674 Hey, now I'm a bike dork with extra torque! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2675 I can still smell your gas 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2676 I don't know if you're giving me enough space - stop calling every 10 minutes! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2677 I didn't say extra large TANDEM! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2678 Can't you wait up? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2679 I love you too and I know that distance can make the heart grow fonder, but I worry about 'out of sight, out of mind.' 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2680 This isn't what the judge meant by a no-contact order. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2681 Stop freaking out. We're addressing style AND substance. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2682 . . . upon the seats of a bicycle built for two cell phones . . . 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2683 I'm beating you! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2684 Call me back when we get there 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2685 Are we turning right? Right? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2686 Anoraks are back! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2687 Because it was cheaper per foot. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2688 Beans give us fibe...Can you hear me? Damn cell towers. I said I like beans, especially in my chili...You still there? Hello? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2689 Sure it’s awkward, but you’re the one who filed the order of protection. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2690 The sensation of being first never lasts ... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2691 I think you are ready for the ladder truck. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2692 I'll have to get back to you on that. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2693 The weak link is between you and me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2694 should we stop for fries or shake ? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2695 I think we should get cell phones. It is hard to keep this string tight between the tin cans. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2696 The whole point was to stop your back-seat driving. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2697 I knew you wanted a little more distance in our relationship but . . . 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2698 I'm not sure if I really like this "long distance" relationship" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2699 I sense there is a distance developing between us 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2700 It's hard to pedal, but it gets great reception. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2701 You're starting to break up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2702 If the chain breaks, honey, duck and/or jump. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2703 Don't wait! I'm bringing up the rear. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2704 I think we are having bad reception. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2705 Right turn coming up. I think we should move in together. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2706 Hey, you know I'm lactose intolerant and after eating that ice cream last night, this is really the only way we could take a romantic bike ride. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2707 Yes, I promise to never eat beans again. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2708 Ding - Ding ..... Full speed ahead". "Ding - Ding, Aye - Aye Captain, full speed ahead 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2709 Sorry, you're breaking up. I'm going through a tunnel. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2710 Is it the phone that's keeping us apart? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2711 Turn at the next corner? You've got to be kidding me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2712 We’ll be home in EXACTLY eight minutes and 25 seconds . . . well, I will. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2713 It's gonna be a long ride! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2714 I'm not sure if I really like this "long distance" relationship" 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2715 It depends on your definition of stretch limo. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2716 It's a tie. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2717 Yes, I sent the alimony check. It's in the mail. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2718 We could have gotten a smaller bike if you didn't make me go on a meatless diet! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2719 I'm not sure this long distance thing is going to work out... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2720 Nope, I can still smell you from back here. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2721 Giving each other some space really seems to be working out I think. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2722 Even though I go through the yellow light, I still love you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2723 You forgot to turn left at the last intersection! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2724 At this rate, we're going to place a sign on the back of your shirt that says: "Caution. This vehicle makes wide right turns." 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2725 Also, you can't hear them anymore." "Assuming you don't butt-dial me. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2726 Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true! Hey,your ring tone is way corny! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2727 You're saying I look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for twenty-two? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2728 quit cursing, I have to go too. try to hold in. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2729 Fruit of the Loom? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2730 Can you peddle a little faster, there is a train coming up ahead. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2731 Hey, slow down! Let me catch up! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2732 Sometimes I wonder if we're just going through the motions. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2733 Okay, ready for the final stretch? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2734 Give me a heads up before you start a turn! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2735 Honey, did you finish your non-GMO, organic energy gel? There's a hill coming up. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2736 I told you this street is bad for potholes and black holes. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2737 No compromise, left next corner. No, I'm going right. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2738 We should have married after the revolution. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2739 OK! OK! I won't go through any more yellow lights! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2740 Do you always have to beat me? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2741 I AM pedaling as fast as I can! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2742 Remember.... Don't make any turn ! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2743 In a quarter mile prepare to make a left hand turn. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2744 We have 3 children. Why do you ask? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2745 Turn on your Wifi dammit! Turn on your Wifi! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2746 I know we got the tandem bike to spend more quality time together, but I feel like we never talk now. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2747 We're heading into a rainy patch. I'll stop halfway in. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2748 You're really my ball bearing and chain. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2749 Hey Daisy, I fear we've grown apart. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2750 If I get there first, I'll text you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2751 No, I'm not leaving you! This is just a trial separation. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2752 Butt crack! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2753 Always remember, my chain is your chain! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2754 I think it's important that we stay connected. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2755 I'll close the gap when you wear stronger deodorant! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2756 Darling, if you pedal too we will get there before tomorrow. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2757 I called you, I'll go right and you go left. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2758 I'm sweating too, but they ran out of stretch limos. And think, your friends will admire our minimal carbon footprint! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2759 The reception back here is dreadful! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2760 Why? Because I'm no longer comfortable talking face-to-face. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2761 I'm glad we found a way to keep training in the meanwhile... but once the restraining order expires, I think we should go back to the old bike. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2762 Verizon, Is this the tethering plan you sold me? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2763 Slow down dammit. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2764 Don't get me wrong, I want us to reconnect but I am about to enter a tunnel. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2765 Wide left ahead. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2766 Yeah, we're divorced, but we try to stick together for the kids. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2767 "Oh just say you won't let go! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2768 Stoker are you pedaling? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2769 Relax, it's just a trial separation!. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2770 Let me know when we get to the corner. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2771 I am having trouble feeling connected to you 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2772 Mind the stares. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2773 Who said long distance relationships aren't healthy? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2774 Long distance relationship. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2775 This is not what I had in mind when I asked for more space. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2776 Woody and Mia were on to something 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2777 I told you we could bond more by doing more activities together hunny...did you hear that hunny...hear what? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2778 Nope, reception is still bad. Can you extend back further? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2779 Look...I'm just trying to connect with you. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2780 I need your forecast when hit 10K. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2781 Perhaps we should give each other even more space ? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2782 I think we should've gotten a shorter bike. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2783 Is there any reason we couldn't jump the canyon? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2784 You want to turn right but I need to turn left -I don't think Citibike's new rideshare program is such a great idea. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2785 Careful, jumping jacks at 9 o'clock. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2786 So you thought tandem meant "long chain"? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2787 No wheelies! You hear? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2788 Honey, you seem so distant lately. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2789 i'll whistle when i get to the finish line 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2790 I'm having buyer's remorse...