Contest #581


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581


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-08-28
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-09-10 (estimated)
Number of captions 5694
Number of responses 203573
Number of participants 6426


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Expect a chilly reception at the circumcision symposium. 1.9356 0.02098 2003 951 230 822
1 Take it. You mother worries. 1.7101 0.09484 69 34 21 14
2 Your mother wanted me to give you this. 1.7045 0.02525 1171 661 195 315
3 For Heavens sake, just try it on. 1.6879 0.04296 314 155 102 57
4 It gets chilly at night in the desert. 1.6815 0.02970 879 525 109 245
5 Put this on, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. 1.6533 0.03111 649 355 164 130
6 What else would I do with the sacrificial lamb? 1.6486 0.04652 313 180 63 70
7 ...and this is just one sample of what I can do with the foreskins. 1.6468 0.03582 603 377 62 164
8 Yes, 'honor thy mother' means wearing the sweater she knitted you. 1.6421 0.05321 190 97 64 29
9 Thy wool be done. 1.6013 0.04399 311 180 75 56
10 Lord and Tailor 1.5947 0.05776 190 114 39 37
11 Because I'm your Father and I said so. 1.5850 0.03981 347 197 97 53
12 No, this is a Suggestion, not a Commandment. 1.5845 0.05763 142 75 51 16
13 So that's why you had me sacrifice the sheep? 1.5826 0.03936 345 194 101 50
14 #11 Thou Shall Not Regift 1.5721 0.05212 201 116 55 30
15 You climb nearly 7500 feet and you don't bring a sweater? 1.5676 0.04890 185 98 69 18
16 People who bought tablets also bought this. 1.5667 0.04598 300 188 54 58
17 Beat that, Amazon! 1.5644 0.05104 225 136 51 38
18 It's not a commandment, just a suggestion. 1.5638 0.04322 298 176 76 46
19 Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. 1.5551 0.04438 272 160 73 39
20 Like everything else, I made it myself. 1.5486 0.04832 257 161 51 45
21 For every ten we throw in a free sweater. 1.5447 0.04575 257 154 66 37
22 Forty days and nights and all you brought were slippers and a housecoat? 1.5440 0.05202 182 105 55 22
23 Couldn't you just change the weather? 1.5345 0.04882 232 143 54 35
24 Thou shalt not machine wash. 1.5333 0.04829 240 149 54 37
25 Read them over; if I say you need a sweater, you need a sweater. 1.5298 0.05596 168 102 43 23
26 Thy wool be done. 1.5247 0.04956 223 139 51 33
27 Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. 1.5247 0.04874 223 137 55 31
28 Trust me: they'll be more likely to listen if you're not in your bathrobe. 1.5202 0.05413 173 105 46 22
29 Not now, Mom! 1.5196 0.05565 179 113 39 27
30 One more thing before you go, is this sweater white and gold or blue and black? 1.5166 0.05132 211 134 45 32
31 It's a Christmas sweater. Someday you'll understand. 1.5164 0.05265 213 139 38 36
32 Yes, it's Egyptian cotton, but, Mose, nobody needs to know! 1.5144 0.05054 208 130 49 29
33 This is not a commandment. Just a suggestion. 1.5143 0.05017 210 131 50 29
34 Put this sweater on, take those 2 tablets, and call me in the morning. 1.5122 0.05063 205 128 49 28
35 It's not a commandment, but if you love Me you'll wear it. 1.5121 0.04932 207 127 54 26
36 What do you mean, how do I know your size? 1.5098 0.04987 204 126 52 26
37 Here, keep warm, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.5075 0.05373 199 130 37 32
38 Your mom wanted me to give you this. 1.5075 0.05466 199 132 33 34
39 Lord, where do you find the time? 1.5035 0.05923 141 87 37 17
40 Take two tablets, bundle up, and call me if you feel any more symptoms. 1.5033 0.05934 151 96 34 21
41 I think you are looking for Joseph! 1.5000 0.09688 62 41 11 10
42 This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked for your help with climate change. 1.4973 0.05108 187 116 49 22
43 Put this on, take the tablets and call me tomorrow! 1.4973 0.05362 183 117 41 25
44 God commands, but Amazon delivers. 1.4973 0.05417 183 118 39 26
45 Mom? 1.4972 0.05519 181 118 36 27
46 Customers who viewed this item also viewed . . . . 1.4972 0.05519 181 118 36 27
47 This one's more like a suggestion. 1.4946 0.05339 184 118 41 25
48 Lead the Chosen People to Iceland instead. It will be less complicated in the long run. 1.4917 0.05519 181 119 35 27
49 You know how I worry. 1.4917 0.05234 181 114 45 22
50 Thou shalt not bleach. Thou shalt not tumble dry. Thou shalt not dry clean. 1.4888 0.05591 178 118 33 27
51 I write a little, I smite a little, but on the seventh day, I knit. 1.4882 0.05486 170 109 39 22
52 11. Dry Clean Only 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
53 I know, I know, I was supposed to rest on the seventh day, but I just love to knit. 1.4882 0.05612 170 111 35 24
54 Tell Aaron that I answered his prayer and got the stain out. Next time, he should just try a little seltzer water. 1.4818 0.05778 137 85 38 14
55 Something to go with your birkenstocks. 1.4797 0.05813 123 74 39 10
56 Is that you, Amazon? 1.4790 0.05875 167 114 26 27
57 You get one free when you buy two tablets. 1.4790 0.05751 167 112 30 25
58 ...Also, tell them to stop using masculine pronouns when they're talking about me. 1.4783 0.08664 69 45 15 9
59 I'll deliver your commandments, but I draw the line at dropping off your dry cleaning. 1.4747 0.05658 158 103 35 20
60 Thou shalt hand wash and tumble dry 1.4717 0.05339 159 100 43 16
61 A turtleneck, Lord? Wasn't forty years in the desert enough? 1.4717 0.05769 159 106 31 22
62 The 11th Commandment: Never Pay Retail. 1.4681 0.05564 141 88 40 13
63 Take two of these, call me in the morning...and put on your sweater, it's chilly. 1.4679 0.05637 156 102 35 19
64 The first observance of Pullover. 1.4679 0.05993 156 107 25 24
65 Thou shalt lay flat to dry 1.4679 0.05710 156 103 33 20
66 First put this on. Then take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.4675 0.05911 154 104 28 22
67 I forgot one -- thou shalt dress in layers. 1.4675 0.05225 154 95 46 13
68 And mother insists I give you this. 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
69 It's a hand me down. 1.4675 0.05983 154 105 26 23
70 Listen, it's not a commandment. It's a suggestion. 1.4662 0.05625 148 95 37 16
71 And also, do you want this? It's not my size. 1.4662 0.05706 148 96 35 17
72 You ordered all ten! Congratulations and here's your free hoodie. 1.4641 0.05867 153 103 29 21
73 And thou shalt not machine wash 1.4641 0.05643 153 100 35 18
74 Pants when you finish the next 10. 1.4636 0.05775 151 100 32 19
75 And this commandment is from your mother. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
76 Here. My son doesn't wear it anymore. 1.4636 0.05851 151 101 30 20
77 The first "Ugly Christmas sweater" was a 'hand me down' 1.4636 0.05775 151 100 32 19
78 It's going to snow. Trust me. 1.4636 0.05541 151 97 38 16
79 This one's more of a suggestion. 1.4636 0.05926 151 102 28 21
80 Do you want this? I accidentally put it in the dryer. 1.4636 0.05851 151 101 30 20
81 Now try it as a folk singer. 1.4625 0.07743 80 52 19 9
82 No, I personally think 'Thou shalt always bring a sweater just in case" is great advice, but I think ten is a nice round number. 1.4621 0.06027 132 86 31 15
83 And point out that with every ten commandments, they will receive a free winter garment. 1.4615 0.06099 143 97 26 20
84 Sorry, did I say "Canaan"? I meant "Canada". 1.4615 0.05852 143 94 32 17
85 And while you're down there, could you return this for me? They sent the wrong size. 1.4615 0.05681 143 92 36 15
86 Climate change is coming 1.4615 0.05594 143 91 38 14
87 Thank heaven it's not another tablet! 1.4599 0.05770 137 88 35 14
88 Better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it. Eleven. 1.4571 0.06029 140 94 28 18
89 Number 11 - Always take a sweater. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
90 Sweaters are fine. Just don't wear socks with those sandals. 1.4552 0.05871 145 97 30 18
91 Please don't tell me you made that sweater with the Lamb of God. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
92 ...so it's true . You are a woman 1.4545 0.06096 143 98 25 20
93 Yes it’s black and white…you were expecting one of many colors? 1.4521 0.07310 73 45 23 5
94 Put this on, take two more tablets and call me in the morning. 1.4519 0.05635 135 86 37 12
95 ...Oh, and see if anyone lost this. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
96 Here, I made this on the eighth day. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
97 Honour thy father and mother. Also, your mother says to wear a sweater. 1.4519 0.05828 135 88 33 14
98 Sorry, you don't have enough cloud storage." 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
99 Because I said so. 1.4519 0.05922 135 89 31 15
100 The moral high ground can get a little chilly. 1.4519 0.06106 135 91 27 17
101 Wear this in the desert; it will add to your suffering. 1.4507 0.06127 142 98 24 20
102 Thou shalt not re-gift. 1.4507 0.06045 142 97 26 19
103 I said, "Thou shalt knit," not "Thou shalt not" 1.4493 0.05640 138 89 36 13
104 ...for when it's a cold day in Hell... 1.4493 0.07596 69 43 21 5
105 Proof that God is a woman. 1.4419 0.06313 129 89 23 17
106 Look, just wear it, OK? Your mother’s been pestering me. 1.4416 0.07038 77 48 24 5
107 "I told you that God was a Jewish mother". 1.4403 0.06223 134 93 23 18
108 Take these two tablets, stay warm and get plenty of rest. 1.4403 0.05947 134 90 29 15
109 Once a Jewish mother, always a Jewish mother. 1.4403 0.06040 134 91 27 16
110 Proof that God is a Mother. 1.4403 0.06040 134 91 27 16
111 Oh God, please don't make me wear that! 1.4403 0.05851 134 89 31 14
112 Alexa, I'm cold. 1.4403 0.06040 134 91 27 16
113 Winter is coming. 1.4394 0.06013 132 89 28 15
114 Here....that burning bush won't keep you warm forever.... 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
115 Wear this. God forbid you should catch a cold. 1.4341 0.06307 129 90 22 17
116 11. Dry Clean Only 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
117 Canaan? No, I said Canada. 1.4341 0.06012 129 87 28 14
118 God forbid you should catch a cold. 1.4341 0.06403 129 91 20 18
119 Just in case hell freezes over. 1.4331 0.06284 127 88 23 16
120 If you want one for your brother, I'll need another lamb. 1.4331 0.06081 127 86 27 14
121 No one is going to listen to you in your pajamas! 1.4331 0.06382 127 89 21 17
122 ...And, with every Ten Commandments you get this free hoodie. 1.4320 0.06359 125 87 22 16
123 OK.... Take two tablets, put this on, and call me in the morning. 1.4320 0.05829 125 82 32 11
124 Your Mom called me. 1.4274 0.06078 124 84 27 13
125 Here, it covers a multitude of Sins. 1.4274 0.06227 117 79 26 12
126 But wait .. there's more! For only an additional $29.95, plus shipping & handling ... 1.4267 0.07867 75 51 16 8
127 Take two tablets, stay warm and call me in the morning. 1.4262 0.06150 122 83 26 13
128 It's from my After the Fall collection. 1.4262 0.05810 122 80 32 10
129 Winter is coming. 1.4262 0.06472 122 86 20 16
130 And for those still tempted by adultery, I have created the turtleneck. 1.4250 0.05995 120 80 29 11
131 I was just joking about "a cold day in hell." 1.4250 0.06224 120 82 25 13
132 Take two tablets, then put this on, it'll keep you warm. 1.4250 0.05877 120 79 31 10
133 Oh, that reminds me. Can you return this to thy neighbor's wife? 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
134 What do I say when they ask me who I am wearing? 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
135 Moshe, take a sweater, it gets cold in the desert at night. 1.4202 0.06371 119 83 22 14
136 Your mother wanted me to give you this. 1.4202 0.06698 119 86 16 17
137 From your mother. Call her. 1.4202 0.06143 119 81 26 12
138 Oh, and your mother made you this, and wants to know if she has any grandchildren. 1.4202 0.06591 119 85 18 16
139 Oy, is another commandment going to kill you? 1.4194 0.07815 62 40 18 4
140 Take two tablets, put on this sweater and call me in the morning. 1.4188 0.05852 117 77 31 9
141 Thou shalt not machine wash. 1.4188 0.06675 117 84 17 16
142 ...and this is for when hell freezes over. 1.4188 0.06336 117 81 23 13
143 This will make you look less preachy. 1.4188 0.06099 117 79 27 11
144 Took me six days to make this. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
145 People who viewed the tablets also bought this hand knit alpaca hoodie sweater in grey 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
146 Come on, God. We said nothing over $10 this year. 1.4174 0.06416 115 80 22 13
147 So you made the earth in seven days, but that thing took you six weeks? 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
148 Forty days and 40 nights, and now you find my luggage? 1.4174 0.06049 115 77 28 10
149 And one more commandment from your mother. 1.4174 0.06534 115 81 20 14
150 Moishele, Moishele -- you knew you were going to be on the mountain forty days and forty nights. Nights, Moishe; nights! 1.4174 0.06649 115 82 18 15
151 It's not written in stone, but you might want to put this on. 1.4124 0.06175 97 63 28 6
152 If you commit for five more commandments, you get the canvas tote AND this official Team God sweatshirt. 1.4107 0.06536 112 79 20 13
153 Adam got a fig leaf to live in Paradise and I have to wear a sweater in the desert? Please... 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
154 Take it, I see lots of wandering around in your future. 1.4085 0.07659 71 48 17 6
155 Not the typical hand-me-down. 1.4062 0.06030 96 62 29 5
156 I think there's been a mistake. I'm just Moses, not Eskimoses. 1.4037 0.06533 109 77 20 12
157 And drop this at the dry cleaner's on your way. 1.4037 0.06130 109 74 26 9
158 This is for the chilly reception you're going to get when you get back down the mountain. 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
159 This is not a commandment, but I'll be very hurt if you don't accept it. 1.4030 0.07385 67 44 19 4
160 You're not getting through to the millennials. Loose the robe and wear this. 1.4019 0.06621 107 76 19 12
161 That was Substance. Now you need Style. 1.4019 0.06486 107 75 21 11
162 It's from Mrs. God. 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
163 Your mother said to put this on. 1.4000 0.06712 105 75 18 12
164 Use the tablets as needed and take this for the cold. 1.4000 0.06290 105 72 24 9
165 It's cold outside. You know I worry. 1.4000 0.06142 105 71 26 8
166 XI. Thou Shalt Not Regift. 1.4000 0.06980 105 77 14 14
167 And then God created same-day delivery. 1.4000 0.07031 90 63 18 9
168 Go north and multiply. 1.4000 0.06434 105 73 22 10
169 No, technically, it's not a commandment. But, it will get chilly tonight. 1.3973 0.07489 73 50 17 6
170 So it's Egyptian Cotton, get over it 1.3942 0.06470 104 73 21 10
171 And Moses kvetched unto the Lord: “A hand-me-down? Really?” 1.3939 0.06392 99 68 23 8
172 Fine, but as my spokesman, I can't have you looking like you just rolled out of bed. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
173 I asked for a medium. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
174 It's hand of god made. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
175 I know you're not cold. Just honor your mother. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
176 Here--I made it myself. 1.3922 0.06559 102 72 20 10
177 It shrank when I washed it, would you like it? 1.3922 0.07126 102 76 12 14
178 Because I'm a good mother too. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
179 THIS IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING 1.3922 0.06705 102 73 18 11
180 And on the eighth day I crocheted. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
181 The tablets are to share--and the sweater's for you. 1.3922 0.06409 102 71 22 9
182 Just try it on. I'm not commanding you to keep it. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
183 Number eleven...when your mother says wear a sweater, wear a sweater. 1.3918 0.06804 97 69 18 10
184 It's cold, Moishe-leh, put on a a sweater first! 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
185 You'll need this for the trip down. I've turned off the burning bush. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
186 Here's a little something for you. Thou shalt not machine wash it, and shall dry clean it only. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
187 Number 11: 'Don't run with scissors.' Number 12: 'Carry an umbrella.' Number 13: 'Pack a sweater.' Number 14... 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
188 Those are from our father, and this is from your mother. 1.3918 0.06960 97 70 16 11
189 As my representative you could at least throw a shirt on and stop walking around in your bath robe. 1.3918 0.06481 97 67 22 8
190 And if it's not the right size I kept the receipt. 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
191 I meant to say 'Thou shall not chill.' 1.3918 0.06645 97 68 20 9
192 There's new priority shipping for tablet users. 1.3918 0.06141 97 65 26 6
193 Same-day delivery really is a godsend. 1.3918 0.06313 97 66 24 7
194 We'll get to that. But first, put a sweater on. It's cold. 1.3906 0.06907 64 41 21 2
195 It's "thou shalt knit," not "thou shalt not." 1.3900 0.06497 100 70 21 9
196 But wait, there's more! 1.3900 0.07092 100 74 13 13
197 Don't worry, it's ok to covet cashmere. 1.3900 0.06651 100 71 19 10
198 Tell the world it took me 6 days and 6 nights to make it. 1.3889 0.06456 90 61 23 6
199 You don't like the robes? 1.3889 0.06260 90 60 25 5
200 Put this on. It will be a cold day in hell before you see the Promised Land. 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
201 I'm not commanding you put on a sweater but don't complain to me when you catch your death out there. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
202 You aren’t going down there dressed like THAT, are you? 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
203 OK, technically it's not another commandment. But it will make your mother happy. 1.3878 0.06746 98 70 18 10
204 And in case you forget, I wrote them on the sleeve. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
205 Your mother sent this in case you got cold... 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
206 And then do me a favor and drop this off at the cleaners, will ya? 1.3878 0.06589 98 69 20 9
207 Moses, Schmoses. Be a good boy, listen to your mother, and put on this sweater. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
208 And on the seventh day, God got really into knitting. 1.3878 0.06901 98 71 16 11
209 Call it a 'Garment' - and establish an industry for your people. 1.3836 0.07712 73 52 14 7
210 Wear this, take the two tablets and see me in the morning. 1.3833 0.07916 60 41 15 4
211 No, it's not a commandment, but would it kill you to try it on? 1.3814 0.07096 97 72 13 12
212 The hand of Amazon Prime. 1.3800 0.08519 50 34 13 3
213 Take your pick, Moses. Ten degrees or ten decrees? 1.3789 0.06887 95 69 16 10
214 I hope you don't mind a hand me down. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
215 No, I said, "COVER thy neighbor". 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
216 Fleece be with you. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
217 And get this to Aaron.He's Amazon Prime. 1.3789 0.06381 95 66 22 7
218 Oh, and can you drop this off at Goodwill? 1.3789 0.06203 95 65 24 6
219 Take it. It'll be a cold day in hell if anyone follows these. 1.3789 0.07048 95 70 14 11
220 Oh wait, one more: Thou shalt not putteth woolen garments in thy tumble dryer. 1.3789 0.06554 95 67 20 8
221 Thought you might like this Promised Lands' End sweater. 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
222 It's this, or give up bacon. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
223 Moses was relieved to see "Thou shalt not regift" was not inscribed on the tablets. 1.3778 0.07340 90 67 12 11
224 Because your Mother said so, that's why. 1.3778 0.06992 90 65 16 9
225 Ok, time for the style commandments. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
226 Moses, is that what you're wearing to the parting? 1.3778 0.07168 90 66 14 10
227 You won't be getting to the promised land yourself, so please accept this beautiful sweater as a consolation prize. Those desert nights are a bitch. 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
228 Um, I said, "peace," not "fleece" 1.3778 0.06434 90 62 22 6
229 Mom!! Not now. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
230 Thou shalt not chill. 1.3778 0.06625 90 63 20 7
231 I need XXL. 1.3778 0.07168 90 66 14 10
232 This is all I have. The coat of many colors is already spoken for. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
233 After thou hast crossed the desert with thy people, head for Canada. 1.3770 0.07453 61 41 17 3
234 Proof that God is a Jewish Mother. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
235 Here is your next clue. 1.3763 0.06288 93 64 23 6
236 Thou shalt not raise the thermostat. 1.3763 0.07783 93 73 5 15
237 Is that, um, Egyptian cotton? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
238 "In case you find the reception a little cold". 1.3763 0.07477 93 71 9 13
239 Is that a commandment, or just a suggestion? 1.3763 0.06992 93 68 15 10
240 ... And this is for when Hell freezes over by the time your people actually follow all My commandments. 1.3763 0.07319 93 70 11 12
241 And this is for the cold reception you're going to get. 1.3736 0.06927 91 66 16 9
242 Oh, and one more thing. Take this. I don't want it. 1.3736 0.06927 91 66 16 9
243 Keep warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3736 0.06927 91 66 16 9
244 I also want ski pants Lord 1.3704 0.07614 54 36 16 2
245 And you thought I was a guy, right? 1.3692 0.07774 65 46 14 5
246 People who like that also like this. 1.3662 0.07570 71 51 14 6
247 Thou shalt not wear this around your neck like a douche. 1.3649 0.08066 74 56 9 9
248 This one's more of a suggestion. 1.3649 0.06546 74 50 21 3
249 No, I said thou shalt not chill. 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
250 Not really a commandment, just a friendly suggestion. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
251 It's a mountain. You"ll catch cold. Would it it kill you to put a sweater on for me? 1.3636 0.07261 88 66 12 10
252 One more thing, give this to Waldo. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
253 ...and thou shalt not machine dry cashmere. 1.3636 0.07261 88 66 12 10
254 Oh, and if you see my kid, give him this. He's always handing his out to strangers... 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
255 "Not exactly what I had in mind when praying for protection". 1.3636 0.07261 88 66 12 10
256 here...honor thy mother 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
257 Is it Egyptian cotton? 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
258 Just a suggestion, not a command. 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
259 Wear this, you're in for a cool reception . . . 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
260 You're going to live to 175. Take the sweater. 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
261 ... And don't forget to call your Mother. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
262 Think of this one as a suggestion, not a commandment. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
263 Two tablets, stay warm, and call me in the morning. 1.3636 0.06700 88 63 18 7
264 Honour thy mother... 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
265 Moses, hold up a minute! The Holy Ghost here wants to come down the mountain with you. 1.3636 0.07365 66 46 16 4
266 [Booming Voice] No, it’s a suggestion, not a commandment. 1.3636 0.07079 88 65 14 9
267 And if they don't buy into that, change into this. 1.3621 0.07660 58 40 15 3
268 Thou shalt wash thy garment on gentle, and dryeth on low settings... 1.3621 0.06824 58 38 19 1
269 It's probably just a cold. Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
270 Keep warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
271 Would it kill you to try it on? 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
272 One last thing, see if Ivanka will sell this. 1.3614 0.07389 83 62 12 9
273 Politically it appears hell is indeed freezing over. You're going to need this. 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
274 Those are from your Father. This is from me. Don't forget to wear it. 1.3614 0.07187 83 61 14 8
275 "Take two tablets, and then put on this sweater". 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
276 The last flock you shepherded says 'Hello'. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
277 You will need this when Hell hath frozen over. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
278 What do you think? It's difficult to get an honest opinion up here. 1.3614 0.06317 83 57 22 4
279 Your mother thought you should have a sweater 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
280 For when Hell freezes over. 1.3605 0.07381 86 65 11 10
281 Yes, Mother. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
282 Your mother made this. Read the 4th Commandment, then put this on. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
283 "I thought you said, 'thou shall not cover your neighbors wife.' 1.3571 0.07507 84 64 10 10
284 Sponsored content: Biblical Sweaters starting at $9.99 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
285 It has pockets for large tablets. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
286 Dad I'm fine 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
287 Your Father and I wanted you to have a little something for yourself as well. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
288 Stay warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
289 Thanks, but no one will follow a man in a turtleneck. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
290 More of a suggestion, actually. 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
291 Your Mother which art in Heaven - wants you to put on your sweater. 1.3571 0.07114 84 62 14 8
292 Just take it I'm sick of that robe. 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
293 I made it myself. 1.3521 0.07795 71 53 11 7
294 #11: Always layer. 1.3514 0.06506 74 51 20 3
295 Oh, one more ... 1.3514 0.07310 74 54 14 6
296 Take this too. It shrunk in the wash. 1.3514 0.07559 74 55 12 7
297 Thou shalt not stretch out the neck hole. 1.3500 0.08174 60 44 11 5
298 Take this. It's Egyptian cotton. 1.3500 0.07061 60 41 17 2
299 Take this, it won't be a warm reception. 1.3494 0.06949 83 61 15 7
300 You are probably going to get a chilly reception. 1.3494 0.06045 83 57 23 3
301 Actually, thou shall not give a damn about wearing sweaters with two kinds of fabric. Or eating shellfish. Or homosexuality. But the whole 'no killing' thing still applies. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
302 Trust me, you'll need this. Global Warming doesn't hit for another 3,300 years. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
303 People who liked honoring their Mother and Father also liked... 1.3457 0.07487 81 62 10 9
304 DO NOT FORGET NUMBER ELEVEN: YOU SHALL NOT WASH THY FINE WOOLENS IN HOT WATER. 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
305 It's not written in stone, but it's a good rule of thumb. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
306 If this doesn't help, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
307 Number 7 contains a typo. It should read, "You shall cover your neighbor's wife." 1.3457 0.07062 81 60 14 7
308 Moishele, you want to catch a cold up here? 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
309 You take it. It doesn't fit me. 1.3448 0.08714 58 44 8 6
310 Anxious moment at the holiday gift swap, 1350 BC. 1.3433 0.07829 67 50 11 6
311 No, it's a Tablet Protector. These are apt to break. I have it in aqua or sandstone. 1.3429 0.07305 70 51 14 5
312 And the Lord said unto Moses: "Thou shouldst not be dumb enough to spend 40 nights on the mountain in a loincloth." 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
313 ...And while you're down there, could you drop this off at the cleaners for me? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
314 Newly discovered proof that God is a Mother. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
315 You never did learn how to pack for trips. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
316 Moses, none of these millennials will listen to you unless you're wearing one of these. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
317 Really? God's Frozen People? 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
318 Not saying you'll get lost for 40 years but...doesn't hurt to be prepared. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
319 My wife made it. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
320 That list? It's gonna be a cold day in hell. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
321 Believe me. Global cooling is coming. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
322 I'm good, Amazon already delivered. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
323 And get a haircut. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
324 After you tell'm, put this on and lay low for a while. 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
325 Proof that God is a woman. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
326 This might help with #10 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
327 Eleven--thou shalt not commit crimes of fashion. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
328 And finally, thou shalt always wear a knitted sweater received, no matter how ugly. 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
329 It's from your mother. 1.3418 0.07403 79 60 11 8
330 Don't make me come down there! 1.3390 0.06669 59 40 18 1
331 And lastly, I'd like to offer a fashion suggestion. 1.3385 0.07029 65 46 16 3
332 I'd rather keep the stones, if you don't mind. They're vintage. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
333 Sorry, I forgot it was Dry Clean Only. 1.3382 0.06825 68 48 17 3
334 Lord, You communicate in mysterious ways. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
335 This cashmere sweater, however, thou may covet. 1.3382 0.07139 68 49 15 4
336 And this is how you dress for the mountains? Put on a sweater. 1.3378 0.07011 74 54 15 5
337 God that's a great sweater. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
338 That's why I chose you, Moses--you're a trendsetter. 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
339 Follow the rules your father gave you, sweetie, and here, wear a sweater. Have you eaten today? 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
340 Would it kill you to put on a sweater? 1.3378 0.07270 74 55 13 6
341 Trust me, the tablets will have a chilling effect. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
342 ...and right now you get a free sweatshirt with every ten commandments. 1.3377 0.07534 77 59 10 8
343 No, it's not a commandment. I just think you'll be chilly without it. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
344 I upcycled the Passover lamb. 1.3377 0.07304 77 58 12 7
345 I know it's a desert, but it gets cold at night. Thou shalt layer. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
346 And the Lord gave unto Moses the first hand-me-down 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
347 And number 11: Always take a sweater, you never know what it'll be like." 1.3377 0.07758 77 60 8 9
348 Merry WHAT? 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
349 Do not take the Lord and Tailor's name in vain. 1.3377 0.06820 77 56 16 5
350 It's part of the Prophet Collection. 1.3377 0.06299 77 54 20 3
351 Why do I feel like I put more thought into today's gift exchange than you did? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
352 It might help if you wear a turtleneck and call them tablets. 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
353 You shall have no other sweaters except this one. 1.3333 0.06596 66 46 18 2
354 In case you skip Canaan and go straight to Long Island. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
355 Honor thy mother. It's cold out 1.3333 0.06391 75 53 19 3
356 No, I said thou shalt not chill. 1.3333 0.07269 66 48 14 4
357 Your mom made it, ok? 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
358 One more thing, on your way down the mountain, could you return this to Macys for me? 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
359 You will need this when hell freezes over. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
360 Oh, and I almost forgot –– there's an eleventh commandment in the fine print on the tag. 1.3333 0.08427 57 43 9 5
361 With all due respect, I prayed for a helicopter. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
362 And should thou posses space enough to proclaim, #11. Machine wash cold with like colors. 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
363 Thanks, but I'm still toasty from the burning bush. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
364 Trust me, it will be a chilly reception. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
365 Wear this, it will be a cold day in hell before they follow those rules. 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
366 It's just a suggestion. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
367 what do you mean this sweater "looks pretty gay" 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
368 Take this. I can't always be lighting bushes on fire for you, you know. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
369 Climate change. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
370 Tell Al Gore he got it wrong 1.3333 0.07903 75 59 7 9
371 Now, I don't want to see this on eBay next week. 1.3333 0.06102 75 52 21 2
372 Moses, you have to update your look. I want to attract a more diverse following. 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
373 while you're at it, could you plug my daughter's clothing line ? 1.3333 0.08128 75 60 5 10
374 Moses, customers who bought "Ten Commandment Stone Tablets" also bought "Knitted Slim Fit Pullover Sweater with Shawl Collar ." 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
375 I didn't bring you out of Egypt to catch a cold. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
376 It gets cold at night in the desert. 1.3333 0.06667 75 54 17 4
377 What do you mean, 'How do YOU know it's going to get chilly'? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
378 The Promised Land's End. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
379 And avoid drafts. 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
380 And no running downhill. 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
381 Your mother called. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
382 Would you return this for me on your way down? 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
383 Just in case hell freezes over. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
384 Thou shalt be nice and cozy. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
385 I'm giving the same to Aaron, but don't tell him. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
386 This should help with the cold reception. 1.3286 0.07538 70 53 11 6
387 The eleventh commandment is from your mom: thou shalt wear your sweater to keep from catching a cold. 1.3286 0.06967 70 51 15 4
388 Ye shall have no other hoodies before me 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
389 Mother. Please! 1.3286 0.07808 70 54 9 7
390 Here, take two tablets, put this sweater on and you'll be fine 1.3284 0.07782 67 51 10 6
391 And from henceforth, thou shalt not leave My hoodie in the dryer on high. 1.3269 0.08562 52 39 9 4
392 It'll be a cold day in hell. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
393 Thou shalt hand wash only. Thou shalt use no bleach. Thou shalt lay flat to dry. Thou shalt not wring or twist. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
394 expect a chilly reception 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
395 You'll get the symbolism later 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
396 Not right now, Mom, I'm working!! 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
397 But I'm Moses. That's for Malibu Ken! 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
398 Oh, God, not another knitted sweater. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
399 No, no. I get the tablets. Joseph gets the coat. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
400 You'll need it for the Ark. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
401 ... and #11 - Listen to thy mother 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
402 Remember the sweater and keep it holey 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
403 Thou shalt not catch cold. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
404 And God said "Let there be lightweight cashmere". 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
405 Thanks. But I have my hands full. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
406 While you're out there spreading the word, see if there's any demand for my new clothing line. 1.3235 0.07962 68 53 8 7
407 Your mother said you should take a sweater. 1.3235 0.07681 68 52 10 6
408 .....And here's another hand-me-down. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
409 You're going to spend a few years in the desert. It gets cold at night. 1.3235 0.07087 68 50 14 4
410 ...And remember thy sweater and keep it not holey. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
411 You took the tablets, but you forgot your sweater. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
412 And when are you going to settle down, get married and stop all this wandering around? 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
413 From your mother. She said, "Wear it. It gets chilly on mountain tops." 1.3235 0.06087 68 47 20 1
414 Forty days and forty nights and NOW you give that to me? 1.3235 0.07390 68 51 12 5
415 It was on sale & your color! 1.3182 0.07529 66 50 11 5
416 Okay, so it's no God's before you, no taking your name in vain and no graven images and I get the sweater? 1.3182 0.06882 66 48 15 3
417 Tell the people to wear a sweater and stop warming my earth. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
418 OMG, I forgot to get you anything. 1.3167 0.07323 60 44 13 3
419 Number 11: Thou shalt put on a sweater whenever your mother is chilly. 1.3167 0.08058 60 46 9 5
420 On a personal note: Thou shall ditch the bathrobe . 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
421 And here's a little something for the chilly reception. 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
422 Thou shalt not wear a turtleneck with sandals. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
423 No Lord, I said that I am so old. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
424 Your mother says it's cold 1.3143 0.07760 70 55 8 7
425 Global warming is complicated. You're going to need this. 1.3143 0.07489 70 54 10 6
426 And finally, thou shalt have 30 days for returns. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
427 And Moses... here's a little thank you. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
428 Thou shall not wear plaid! 1.3143 0.06607 70 51 16 3
429 Thou shalt not put woolens in the dryer. 1.3091 0.07730 55 41 11 3
430 Could you also return this to Amazon? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
431 Accidentally washed this on hot. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
432 You're mother wants you to wear this so you don't catch a cold. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
433 Because I'm your father and I say you need a sweater, that's why. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
434 Your reception might be a little chilly. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
435 ...and give this to Crazy Olaf - we're sending him to Greenland. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
436 If I say a poly blend is fine, then it's fine. 1.3088 0.07629 68 53 9 6
437 Listen to your mother. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
438 Because I said so. And where are your mittens? Wait 'til your Father hears about this. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
439 It's not a commandment, just a suggestion. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
440 Mom, is that you? 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
441 It's no burning bush, but it'll keep you warm. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
442 I know you're not cold. But honor your mother and take it anyway. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
443 Thou shalt protect thyself from the elements! 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
444 My God, my hands are full already. Can you FedEx the sweater? 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
445 And I'd go with this for your presentation. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
446 It's from your mother. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
447 I'm decluttering. Do me a favor and throw this on the Burning Bush. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
448 Amazon Devine 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
449 My people prayed for cows and swine, not Calvin Klein. 1.3036 0.08026 56 43 9 4
450 ...But I never said thou shalt not knit. 1.3036 0.07171 56 41 13 2
451 V-necks are for sinners, by the way. 1.3036 0.06703 56 40 15 1
452 Two tablets aren't enough for that cold? Here's a sweater. 1.3030 0.07776 66 52 8 6
453 Oh.....And your Mom said to give this to you also. 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
454 Thou shalt know I sometimes like to knit. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
455 And once a year, thou shalt wear this ugly sweater 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
456 Put on this sweater, take 2 tablets and call me in the morning 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
457 It's not a "commandment," but I did think it would look nice on you. 1.3030 0.06467 66 48 16 2
458 Don't forget the 11th: 'Obey Your Mother.' 1.3030 0.07776 66 52 8 6
459 I didn't know we were exchanging gifts. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
460 Here, put this on, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.3030 0.07776 66 52 8 6
461 Remember, it's all about the BRANDING 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
462 In addition to giving commandments, I like to knit. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
463 I know you’re Mr. big-shot Prophet now, but Moses, you can’t rely on a burning bush to keep you warm. Just take it! You don’t have to wear it. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
464 Although it was never etched in stone, the birth of of the Ugly Sweater exchange was thought to have began around 1391 BC. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
465 For the millionth time, Mom, it's the desert 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
466 Nobody will believe you in that silly robe. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
467 I know you've got your hands full. But I couldn't give it to you at the Burning Bush. It's not flame resistant. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
468 It'll fit. Trust me. 1.3030 0.07151 66 50 12 4
469 God is a Jewish mother? 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
470 You know how I feel about mixed fabrics. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
471 One last thing: Never put a wool sweater in the dryer. 1.3030 0.08070 66 53 6 7
472 And do you have your milk and honey money? 1.3030 0.06818 66 49 14 3
473 Thou shalt not tumble dry. 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
474 Uhhh, here's an unwritten one: no sandals after Labor Day. Here, put this on! 1.3030 0.07470 66 51 10 5
475 One more thing. Thou shalt listen to your mother and wear the sweater already. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
476 What hath God wrought!? 1.3000 0.08690 50 39 7 4
477 I suspect they won't be warmly received. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
478 Mom's 11th Commandment 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
479 And take this too, it gets cold in the desert at night. 1.3000 0.06848 60 44 14 2
480 It's merino from heaven. Out of manna today. 1.3000 0.07990 60 47 8 5
481 It's for the cold reception awaiting you. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
482 Well if you picked a mountain a little warmer than Mt. Sinai I wouldn't need this. 1.3000 0.07249 60 45 12 3
483 Find my son! And give him this sweater. 1.3000 0.08336 60 48 6 6
484 Oy, is one more little commandment going to kill you? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
485 Of course I made it myself. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
486 Noah got a boat... 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
487 Oh yeah; one more: Thou Shalt Not Chill... 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
488 I actually said "thou shall knit to cover thy neighbor's wife". 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
489 Thanks,. Mom 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
490 Got it. Take two tablets, and stay warm. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
491 Fit 'em on one tablet you get the jacket back. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
492 This hoodie will give you wilderness cred. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
493 Not a commandment, no. Let's call it 'a must' for fall weekends. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
494 Talk about a jewish mother! 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
495 Call it a warning, call it number 11, but thou better stop messing with the climate down there or you're all gonna need sweaters in the desert real soon. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
496 Sorry this is late... I forgot your Bar Mitzvah. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
497 Here... you might need this. In the future, you're going to be left out in the cold more often than you're used to. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
498 I'm thinking about calling it the Passover Pullover. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
499 Is it Egyptian cotton? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
500 Be prepared for a frigid reception. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
501 Eleven: If it's from grandma, you have to wear it at least once. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
502 If you're not going to stay near the burning bush, at least put on the sweater. 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
503 Here, put this on. You'll freeze your tablets off out here. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
504 Oh...and your mother says to put your coat on. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
505 Hang on, you're not Philip Moses, 229 Harwood Drive? 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
506 But wait! In addition to the tablets you also receive a bonus cashmere sweater! 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
507 Thank you, but I wear a medium. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
508 The seventh day was getting a little boring so I took up knitting. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
509 Just wear it. It's now The Ten Commandments Presented by Patagonia. 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
510 Oh, before you go down, one more thing ... your mother asked me to give you this. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
511 The lesser known origin story of The Jewish Mom 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
512 Thou shalt not spin dry 1.2969 0.07612 64 50 9 5
513 I made this for you, Moses. It's 100% Egyptian cotton! 1.2969 0.06562 64 47 15 2
514 This will keep you warmer than a burning bush. 1.2969 0.07931 64 51 7 6
515 I also knit 1.2969 0.06929 64 48 13 3
516 It's cold and I couldn't get the bush to light so put this sweater on. 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
517 Wow, a Golden Fleece! 1.2969 0.07278 64 49 11 4
518 rules?! this has got to be the worst trade deal maybe ever signed anywhere 1.2963 0.08203 54 42 8 4
519 YOU WILL RECEIVE A CHILLY RECEPTION. BE PREPARED! 1.2963 0.07302 54 40 12 2
520 I'm fed up with asking. From now on, I'm commanding. 1.2963 0.07766 54 41 10 3
521 Because you never get a second chance to make a good first impression. 1.2931 0.06961 58 43 13 2
522 Just in case you get a chilly reception... 1.2909 0.06703 55 40 14 1
523 C'mon, it'll make your mother happy. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
524 Trust Me -- you're going to get a chilly reception. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
525 And the lambs you offer shall not go to waste. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
526 Thou shalt dry clean only. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
527 And the first fifty people to obey all the laws will get this cool hoodie 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
528 It could be a long walk. Take the sweater. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
529 And ditch the robe, it's pretentious. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
530 Siberia's the new Promised Land - Middle East's not gonna work out 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
531 Stay warm, drink plenty of fluids, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
532 You're a global warming denier, too? 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
533 Good news / bad news: You won't need this for another 40yrs. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
534 Moses meets the Mother of God. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
535 Take this and wear it so it doesn't look like I'm talking to a hermit. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
536 Take two tablets and this sweater, if you don't feel better in the morning call me in 40 years. 1.2903 0.06660 62 46 14 2
537 You'd better take this, too. It's cold on the moral high ground. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
538 Go and spread my word to my people... And wear this, it's windy. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
539 ...and chisel in the Paris Agreement as number eleven. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
540 Bubala, do you want to catch your death? 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
541 Take both tablets, bundle up, and call Me in the morning if there's no improvement. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
542 I'm sure it'll fit you - I used Biblical proportions. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
543 It's hand made. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
544 Proof God is actually our Heavenly _Mother_. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
545 It's made of Kevlar; put it on before descending. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
546 ...And I was saving this for Christmas, but that would've been too long for you to wait. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
547 Every ten you get a free sweater. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
548 And for the cool desert nights... 1.2903 0.06250 62 45 16 1
549 Oh, and one last thing: Nana says hi. 1.2903 0.07760 62 49 8 5
550 If God was a Jewish mother. 1.2903 0.07046 62 47 12 3
551 It's 100% lamb of god's wool. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
552 ONE MORE THING--BE PREPARED FOR A CHILLY RECEPTION! 1.2885 0.07929 52 40 9 3
553 I think it's your size. 1.2885 0.08391 52 41 7 4
554 It's a little small for me. 1.2885 0.07438 52 39 11 2
555 Number Eleven: Thou shalt always wear layers. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
556 Bet you can't put this on without dropping those. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
557 Thou shall not be cold. Signed: Mrs. God 1.2857 0.07522 56 43 10 3
558 Put something on Bubbalh, it gets cold at night. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
559 Moses, you mother says you'll need your sweater if you're going to be away from home long. 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
560 When did you start working for Amazon? 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
561 You mom asked my to give you this. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
562 So that's Ten Commandments and one strong suggestion. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
563 What I said was, TAKE THE TALBOTS. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
564 Amazon delivery already? Wow I just placed the order on my tablet! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
565 Alexa, CANCEL. It was "Honor thy mother." Not "reorder another." 1.2833 0.08265 60 49 5 6
566 And, because you bought ten, a free sweater. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
567 Not now, Mom! 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
568 Forty days and forty nights - you could really use a change of clothes. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
569 It comes in many colors. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
570 He wears Prada, you will wear this! 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
571 Moses, read the fine print....no returns on sale merchandise. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
572 Thou shall not sacrifice style for substance. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
573 I found this by the burning bush. Yours? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
574 Okay, it's your choice -- those tablets, this beautiful hand-knit Icelandic sweater -- or whatever is behind door number 3. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
575 The desert is cold at night 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
576 And here's a little something for your wife. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
577 No, they love when you Instagram the designer's name. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
578 Can't be. Not another hand-me-down! 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
579 I knit in my spare time. Do you like it? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
580 This isn't a commandment,it's more of a suggestion . 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
581 Frankly I"d prefer some new sandals. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
582 And... you left this by the burning bush. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
583 So... you're thinking rain? 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
584 This should help with the chilly reception. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
585 This doesn't fit Jesus anymore. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
586 Not that I am complaining, but we are lost in a desert... Maybe a hat and a bottle of water? 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
587 Chilly reception awaits below. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
588 In lieu of the promised land, I give you this sweater I knitted. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
589 We're going to try a different marketing strategy to appeal to millennials. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
590 Come to think of it, you'll probably get more use out of this. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
591 Dammit, Moses, you're on the top of a mountain in your bathrobe. Here, put this sweater on. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
592 The little-known 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not put wool in the dryer." 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
593 Ten Commandments and one friendly suggestion. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
594 Back to Heaven sale at Old Navy. 2 tablets and a hoodie only 9.99! 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
595 Oh.. and your mom got you this... 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
596 Here, it's hand made. 1.2833 0.07167 60 46 11 3
597 Let's just say that the reception may be a little less than warm. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
598 Who knew God is a Jewish mother? 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
599 Are you sure ,Thou shawl not? 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
600 Here ...your mother's been nagging me. 1.2833 0.07551 60 47 9 4
601 You heard it from me - the new term is global cooling. 1.2833 0.07916 60 48 7 5
602 Go, sell it on the mountain! 1.2830 0.07797 53 41 9 3
603 No. The FIRST COMMANDMENT is Listen To Your Mother. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
604 Your married? 1.2787 0.07799 61 49 7 5
605 I am your mother. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
606 Let's say this is your neighbor's coat. You like it, right? You want it, right? That's coveting. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
607 Here, put this on till I can get the bush re-lit. 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
608 #4.a Thou shalt wear a sweater whenever thine mother is cold. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
609 It's only a suggestion 1.2759 0.08080 58 47 6 5
610 It's either this or circumcision. 1.2759 0.07697 58 46 8 4
611 You guys are so cute I couldn't help but put together some little outfits too. 1.2759 0.08447 58 48 4 6
612 Isn't this proof enough that you're not going to hell? 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
613 Honor Thy mother and father. Wear a sweater. 1.2759 0.06866 58 44 12 2
614 Moses gazed for the first time upon the fabric of reality. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
615 I've got a bowl of chicken soup for you, too. 1.2745 0.06905 51 38 12 1
616 remember son; ""thou shalt not catch cold". 1.2745 0.08438 51 41 6 4
617 I was thinking more like Brooks Brothers. 1.2745 0.07451 51 39 10 2
618 I received it over the holidays and I want you to burn it. 1.2727 0.08391 55 45 5 5
619 I guess that's better than another burning bush. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
620 Is this when hell freezes over? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
621 It's not a command. Won't you at least try it on? 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
622 Bubbeleh, you'll catch your death! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
623 Those will prepare humanity for a successful civilization. This will prepare you for the reception you're going to get. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
624 The desert can be very chilly at night. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
625 Take two tablets and call me in the morning....and don't forget your sweater! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
626 Don't be a big shot, take the sweater. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
627 Moms Eleventh Commandment: Wear a sweater. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
628 I don’t mean to nag but I hear it’s going to drop into the fifties this evening. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
629 Jesus says robes and sandals are his thing. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
630 I'm actually God the Jewish Mother. Put your sweater on Moses--it's chilly on this mountaintop. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
631 With a mighty hand, an outstretched arm, and free shipping on returns. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
632 And then god said, "let there be light sweaters" 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
633 Yours? 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
634 You left this at my house. 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
635 Moses, I told you it was cold up here! 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
636 I almost forgot. Could you drop this off at the cleaners and bring it back to me next week? 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
637 This comes free with two tablets. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
638 Oh, and your mother wants you to wear this on the way down. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
639 Oh, and your order arrived from L.L.Bean. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
640 And this is from your mother. 1.2692 0.06211 52 38 14 0
641 Thou shalt not buy retail. 1.2692 0.07325 52 40 10 2
642 And the Lord said unto Moses, "Replace that robe with this Yeezy hoodie." 1.2692 0.07823 52 41 8 3
643 And if you act now, I'll include this complimentary ram's wool sweater for those chilly desert nights... 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
644 And finally, button up and take good care of yourself.....you belong to me. 1.2692 0.08291 52 42 6 4
645 Your mother says you can start honoring her now, and put on your sweater. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
646 And on your way down, thou shalt stop at the dry cleaners. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
647 Trust me, you'll need it. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
648 This may be a little big - I had to guess your size 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
649 OMG, you're delivering for Amazon too! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
650 You won't see the promised land, but I did knit you this sweater. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
651 # 11—Thou shall not wear polyester 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
652 What do you know that I don't know? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
653 Thou art truly my Lord and tailor. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
654 So, you're thinking they're going to have a cold reception? 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
655 Woolite is a recommendation not a commandment. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
656 Put it on. This might take a while. 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
657 Robes are so last year. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
658 Oh....and take this sweater. You could get a chilly response 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
659 Moses darling...so you shouldn't get cold. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
660 Not now, mother! 1.2679 0.08638 56 47 3 6
661 Woops! Your wife slipped out of the sweater! 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
662 Number 11: Thou shalt not wash wool in hot water. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
663 Tell them it would be ten suggestions if it weren't already etched in stone. And here--try not to look so authoritarian. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
664 Honor Thy Mother...take a sweater. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
665 Add this. It's a fashion sin. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
666 I’m afraid it doesn’t fit, Moses. But it’s the thought that counts, is it not? 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
667 Its a cold world out there. Amen. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
668 Not a commandment, just a suggestion. Bulky knits will be all the rage this fall. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
669 Moses!! Listen to your mother! Put on this sweater or you will catch your death of cold! 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
670 acrylic? of course it's not acrylic. 1.2679 0.06974 56 43 11 2
671 Thou shalt not wear that robe with those sandals. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
672 I got a little bored on the 7th day so I made you this. It should fit perfectly! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
673 And I'm changing your name to Eskimoses. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
674 Oh dear Lord, I asked that you make our lives sweeter; not make us a sweater 1.2679 0.08254 56 46 5 5
675 No, I'm Moses. Not Joseph. 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
676 God's not only a woman, she's my mother! 1.2679 0.07850 56 45 7 4
677 Dress warmly, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
678 If you're going to be a prophet, you should dress like one. 1.2679 0.07425 56 44 9 3
679 Just in case they give you a cold shoulder 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
680 I know it's a little early for Christmas. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
681 I almost forgot forgot; you left this at the Pharaoh's. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
682 Tempting, but I don't believe in trade agreements. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
683 Your mother said put this on. It's cold up there and you'll catch a cold. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
684 Here. It doesn't fit anymore since it shrunk in the flood. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
685 This is for you for Christmas, but, oops, I'm getting ahead of myself. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
686 Here you go. Our new team hoodie. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
687 I knitted it myself; thou shalt wear it! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
688 …And your mother asked me to give you this. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
689 Can you hold these for a second while I try it on? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
690 Nahshon's mother gave him one and I don't hear him complaining. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
691 Change of plans. We're moving to Canada. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
692 Wear it, my son. It will help you attract the younger generation. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
693 On second thought, 'Thou Shalt Wash Thy Sweater in Cold Water' is more of a tip than a commandment. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
694 I heard from your mother. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
695 These new Amazon drones are amazing 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
696 You have shoes, here is a shirt. You should now be able to enter the hardware store. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
697 I thought we were talking about global warming. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
698 And this is from your grandmother. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
699 Number 11, don't sweater the small stuff. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
700 "And last but not least - never leave home without a sweater". 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
701 Put this on. Don't make me burn another bush. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
702 Put it on. The reception may be quite cold. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
703 Thou shalt hand wash only, and lay flat to dry. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
704 Oh, and you'll need this - I turned off the burning bush. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
705 Take this, those might get a cool reception. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
706 Trust me, initial reception will be a bit chilly. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
707 Just in case you get a cold reception to my commandments. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
708 OK, I can live with the Commandments, but I'll be damned if I'll wear that schmatta. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
709 And, as a side note, Thou shalt not wear pajamas all day. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
710 Excuse me but I think that coat of many colors is meant for Joseph. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
711 Here, put this on, you're about to get a chilly reception. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
712 It's gonna be a tough sell, so you'll need to wear something trendy. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
713 If you are going to wander in the wilderness for 40 years, you'll need a nice warm sweater. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
714 And one more thing, no man shall wear a cardigan until after the age of 40. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
715 Oh, and Thou Shalt Keepeth Warm! 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
716 Two tablets and a sweater for my cold. Thank you Lord. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
717 expect a chilly reception 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
718 You'll catch plague. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
719 To the non-believers: This linen infused, triple woven striped turtleneck will satisfy any doubts of my existence. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
720 A cold reception? We've got you covered. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
721 Take this! Your reception at home may get a little cold! 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
722 Also, dress in layers. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
723 This will fix the threads. Next, we update your tablets. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
724 And speaking of hand-me-downs... 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
725 Moses, put this on! I'm anticipating a chilly reception when you get back down. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
726 But I look fat in stripes! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
727 six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work, including laundry 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
728 Here...Don't want you to get a Sinai infection. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
729 Two tablets, some chicken soup, and for MY sake wear a sweater! 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
730 Would you mind exchanging the for me? I just need a larger size 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
731 Yes, mother, I'm giving it to him, but we're not adding it to the list. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
732 From the north face of Mount Sinai 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
733 If they don't follow those, give this to Noah, okay. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
734 ....and all I ask is 10% of all sales. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
735 Or, I've got a nice fruitcake if you'd prefer. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
736 Don't worry. The shipping is free. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
737 What, you don't like my robe? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
738 Number 11: Thou shalt not . . . Oh, forget it. Just put on a sweater, okay? 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
739 Oh, and, before I forget, could you do me a solid and pass this along to Jacob? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
740 But are you sure global warming is real? 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
741 No, what I said was that I`m too OLD for all this. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
742 Oh God, not another Christmas sweater. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
743 Try it on. I made it from those new "miracle" fibers. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
744 Oh, and one more... "Though shalt not put wool sweaters in the dryer,." 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
745 And the Lord God said unto him, "Moishe, take a little sweater, you shouldn't catch a chill." 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
746 It's warmer than a burning bush. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
747 Here, this will help you warm up to the rules. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
748 Gosh. Patagonia is everywhere. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
749 and thou shalt not catch thy death of cold, climbing a mountain dressed like that! Thus spake thy mother. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
750 Yes, cashmere is kosher. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
751 It's water-proof. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
752 It gets cold in the desert at night. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
753 What was that about a cold day in hell? 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
754 It will be a cold day in hell before I can follow all ten of these. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
755 One last hand-me-down. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
756 Mom's cold. Just put it on. 1.2593 0.08437 54 45 4 5
757 Try this on, I swear to Me it'll fit. 1.2593 0.07563 54 43 8 3
758 Some of them won't listen until hell freezes over. 1.2593 0.08012 54 44 6 4
759 It's chilly at night in the desert. 1.2593 0.06574 54 41 12 1
760 #11: thou shalt not have machine-washed this. 1.2593 0.07086 54 42 10 2
761 Finally, a little something from my wife. 1.2553 0.07735 47 37 8 2
762 Finally, Moses, something for that cold day in Hell when the Law is embraced. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
763 I left it in the dryer too long - see if it fits. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
764 ..and wear this next visit, Moshe. Burning bushes don't grow on trees. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
765 Expect an icy reception. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
766 Behold the original hand-me-down. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
767 Thank you Lord but I asked for peace, not fleece. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
768 I just finished it. If you don't like it, you don't have to wear it. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
769 Abraham gave this to me and it shrunk in the wash--maybe it'll fit you? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
770 By the way, I know it's a little early, but Merry Christmas. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
771 Oh, is there a climate change! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
772 Old, I said. Not cold. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
773 It's a cold day in hell. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
774 No! I said, 'Thou shalt knit. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
775 Your mother said you might need this because of the cold. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
776 Oh and if you get a minute can you also drop my sweater off at the cleaners 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
777 On second thought, take this instead. It's much more practical. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
778 Thous shalt not dry clean. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
779 How thoughtful, and it's not even Christmas. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
780 Is that one of my lost sheep?! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
781 Honor thy mother by putting on a sweater before thou catches a cold. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
782 Sorry, my hands are full. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
783 And would you drop this off at the cleaners. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
784 That was clumsy. He's fallen out. 1.2549 0.08786 51 43 3 5
785 And tell Jebediah if he makes another idol I'm taking his sandals too 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
786 I'm starting this thing called "Winter." You're gonna need it. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
787 In case of chilly reception 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
788 Maybe he only had ten, but I'm just getting started. Now put this on, you'll catch your death. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
789 You might also consider a decent pair of shoes. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
790 Oh and Bubeleh, you look a little cold. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
791 And if you take all 10 commandments I’ll throw in this fabulous wool-knit sweater! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
792 Gonna need this, the US has abandoned the Paris Climate Accord 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
793 The Valley of the Shadow of Death gets cold at night. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
794 I got this at Old Testament Navy. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
795 No thanks. I'll just take these two tablets and call you in the morning. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
796 Does this mean I am not going to hell? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
797 Thou shalt not catch a chill. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
798 Think of it as the ultimate hand-me-down 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
799 Listen to your mother! The desert gets cold at night. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
800 Thou Shalt Honor Casual Fridays. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
801 Why do I always get the hand me downs? 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
802 Just because you're made in my image doesn't mean we wear the same size 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
803 This is not a commandment. It's just a suggestion. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
804 You'll need this. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
805 Lord, I asked that you give me real shoes. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
806 ...and Eleven: Thou shalt gently wash with like colors. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
807 Does this look white and gold to you? I see black and blue. 1.2500 0.08630 52 44 3 5
808 No thanks, the burning bush is enough. 1.2500 0.06063 52 39 13 0
809 By the time all peoples adhere to those rules; you will need this. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
810 Amazon Prime?! 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
811 Appreciate the helping hand, but it's a cold day in hell, not here. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
812 Bring them something they'll actually use. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
813 ...and this one's more of a suggestion, but I'd like you all to wear Team God sweaters. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
814 Do you see Black and Blue or White and Gold? 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
815 You maybe a jealous God, but you really are quite thoughtful, as well. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
816 Thou shalt give this present to family members every year and it shalt be begrudgingly received. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
817 Thou shalt layer. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
818 I know I said Sunday was the day for rest but I got bored and made you a sweater. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
819 With 10 you get a free gift! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
820 Congratulations Moses, you have enough points for free delivery. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
821 Those aren't my colors. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
822 You don't like this rainbow jacket? 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
823 this is a request, not a caption: please resist irony and toss all the 'antisemitism lite' captions (e.g., god as Jewish mother worrying that Moses doesn't know how cold the desert gets at night). 1.2500 0.08630 52 44 3 5
824 Take this sweater and two tablets and call me in the morning 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
825 That was a typo. It's covet, not cover. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
826 Your mother called. 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
827 Commandment 11: Always bring a sweater. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
828 Forget about leaving the desert. I give unto you, the shmata business. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
829 Can't I just warm by the burning bush? 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
830 Your grandma made this for you 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
831 Oh, and wear this so I can find you! 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
832 Of course I understand that this is a big day for you bubby, but you shouldn't catch a death of a cold God forbid 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
833 Your mother worked very hard on this sweater 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
834 It's hand of god made. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
835 A free gift with every tenth Commandment! 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
836 It's Adam's 1.2500 0.08181 52 43 5 4
837 ...and I made it myself. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
838 Hell is about to freeze over 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
839 Because I said so. 1.2500 0.07706 52 42 7 3
840 Take it my son. It was my father's, and his father's before him. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
841 Are you hinting a chilly reception? 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
842 You either wander for forty years, or you wear this ugly sweater...your choice. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
843 The Devil wears Prada, you need to wear Dolce and Gabbana. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
844 I have a feeling I'll be out here for awhile. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
845 You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together; unless of course it is a steal. Gaze upon this wool and linen sweater, purchased for only 8.99. 1.2444 0.07216 45 35 9 1
846 Put this on the bush. 1.2444 0.08502 45 37 5 3
847 Put this on. Your mother was worried that you'd catch a cold. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
848 Check out my visit with God! #rolandmouret pants #tomford sunnies, #hermesscarf #valentinorockstudheels #valentino 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
849 Honor thy mother and father - Put on your coat so you don't catch cold! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
850 'Consider it an early Christmas present' 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
851 I've got you covered. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
852 Oh and put this on to show that I'm making good use of those sacrificed sheep. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
853 Listen to God. It's going to get cold. 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
854 Take it. It gets cold in the desert at night. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
855 I appologize lord, but was itchy sweater the punishment for adultry or stealing? 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
856 I said I was "called"--not "cold"! 1.2400 0.06737 50 39 10 1
857 I asked for a hoodie. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
858 I thought the golden fleece was the other guys. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
859 Number 11--Thou shalt not ignore climate change! 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
860 And thou shalt dress appropriately to the weather. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
861 Also, can you bring this to Aaron? He lent it to me like 3 months ago and I totally forgot about it. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
862 Oy vey, desert nights are cold. Bubbaleh, here, you take a sweater. Go on. You take it and you wear it. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
863 The eleventh commandment is written, “Obey Your Mother”. Now, put on sweater. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
864 They're enough of a hard sell without that prophet-of-doom look. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
865 Of course, Lord, no white jackets after Labor Day. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
866 I shall be thy Lord and you shall be my Taylor. 1.2400 0.07318 50 40 8 2
867 Tell Cindy I love the colors, but it's too small. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
868 And here's something else from your Lord and tailor. 1.2400 0.07856 50 41 6 3
869 Thanks, no, these are quite enough. 1.2400 0.06101 50 38 12 0
870 A hoodie, Lord? Surely you jest? 1.2400 0.08834 50 43 2 5
871 And as a bonus for being my first subscriber, you will receive this garment. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
872 You should take this; my son has outgrown it. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
873 Eleven: Thou shalt not pay full price at Banana Republic. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
874 Here, put this on, I'm cold. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
875 Do you have one that's waterproof? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
876 And now for a suggestion. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
877 I thought you said global warming? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
878 Take the two tablets, put this on, and call me in the morning. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
879 Thou shalt obey thy mother 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
880 It'll be a cold day... 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
881 You shall not regift, but it's ok if I do. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
882 Thou shalt not chill. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
883 Take two tablets before bed-time and keep warm. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
884 Is it handmade ? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
885 My son, climate change will amaze thee. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
886 Listen to your mother. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
887 Did my mother call you? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
888 Here bubala, there might be a draft. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
889 Moshalet, you forgot your sweater 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
890 You'll need it later...take My word for it. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
891 Bless you. Put this on, take two tablets and worship me in the morning. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
892 You're going to need this. Winter is coming. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
893 You'll want this later -- trust me. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
894 And finally, thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
895 After 40 years of wandering the desert, I'm assuming you're sample size. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
896 This won't work ,I don't have any pants 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
897 ... and start making these with the lambs' wool. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
898 And on the 8th day there was a fuzzy sweater, and it was good. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
899 In case you get a chilly reception. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
900 Come back tomorrow, I'll give you some pants..... 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
901 You wear it to honor your mother. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
902 It's not a commandment just a strong suggestion. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
903 I'm good. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
904 Oh, and here's something nice for your wife. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
905 Take two tablets and wear this in the morning. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
906 Sorry, no. I only wear clothes made in America. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
907 Honor your mother; put this on. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
908 God, the Mother. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
909 I dont think I can fleece this flock again 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
910 Moses, go down and read all the people my commandments, and then give this to Barak, he's been pestering me for months. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
911 I told you to wear your sweater if you were coming up here! And where are your galoshes? 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
912 I believe in science! 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
913 I got this for christmas. It’s really nice, but kind of itchy. You want it? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
914 ...and if you purchase both tablets, you get a complimentary hoodie. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
915 Wrong Mountain 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
916 Take this because it will be a cold day in hell before you can get anyone to follow those rules 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
917 Please return it when the earth starts warming. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
918 Try this on. Jesus & Muhammad don't value Luxury Egyptian Cotton 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
919 Trust me, you'll need this for the eclipse. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
920 This is Ararat. You want Everest. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
921 It's an eleventh one from your mom. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
922 Snow's on the way. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
923 I'm not that cool any more. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
924 Thanks, but I really need sunglasses. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
925 But wait, there's more! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
926 Or I have a staff you can turn into snakes. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
927 And especially remember the 11th. Thou shalt be prepared for climate change. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
928 Honor thy mother, who said to wear this. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
929 Number 11: Don't forget your sweater. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
930 ...and take this too, it really works with the Birkenstocks. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
931 I forgot to add 'Thou Shalt Not Wear Polyester' 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
932 Go down and tell the Israelites their mother says to bring a sweater. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
933 Put this on. It's heavenly. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
934 You might want this also. On the off chance that hell freezes over. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
935 Thanks but we've got the bush still burning below. We're all good. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
936 Take this. The reception may be a little chilly. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
937 You can discard the Tablets they are available in paperback now 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
938 I know I don't have a son yet, but it's December 25th and you'll appreciate this someday. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
939 You'll thank me when you get to Oregon. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
940 First thing's first: Thou shalt look fabulous. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
941 Finally, thou shalt not go out in the cold without a sweater. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
942 Thou shall not wear white after Labor Day 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
943 Thou shalt not say I never gave you anything. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
944 11. Thou shalt be chic. 1.2340 0.09232 47 41 1 5
945 I outgrew it eons ago. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
946 You should know..it's warming, not cooling ! 1.2340 0.09232 47 41 1 5
947 Congratulations! As the first tablets customer, you get a free sweater. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
948 This is for when "hell freezes over". 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
949 Your mom thought you looked a little cold. You know how she worries. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
950 Come on, Moses. Two lousy tablets for one cashmere sweater. A bargain at twice the price. You're just going to break them anyway. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
951 And give this back to the Philistines. It's too small for me. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
952 This is from your mother...she said she's sorry for putting you in the basket in the water. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
953 Oh, and last but not least ... 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
954 Here. It's a schlep. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
955 It comes as a bundled set. 1.2326 0.07319 43 34 8 1
956 and with every 10 commandments you get a free windbreaker 1.2326 0.08040 43 35 6 2
957 Do you have to in red. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
958 In the Old Testament we see that God's gifts get progressively better as the book goes on. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
959 He's still working on it. A little something warm while you wait? 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
960 On second thought, scrap that. Just do what your mother says. 1.2292 0.08011 48 40 5 3
961 Just a little something for the chill you'll receive when you present these commandments. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
962 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
963 Your Father had to take a call and asked me to help out. Did you get to the part about honoring your mother? O. K. So next is to put on clean underwear each day. Next, it couldn't hurt to call us once in a while. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
964 Made with one hundred percent sacrificial lambs. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
965 Number 4 was a typo. Change it to 'Remember the sweater, and keep it holy.' 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
966 I'm not sure how long this will take, and it gets chilly up here at night. 1.2273 0.07873 44 36 6 2
967 Moses, it's a wrap. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
968 They're not gonna follow the rules we give them. If you want them to follow you, wear this. 1.2273 0.07170 44 35 8 1
969 Unfortunately, I can't exchange it if it's not your size. 1.2273 0.08518 44 37 4 3
970 You may need this for another plague I'm planning. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
971 And for number 11, you really need to start dressing sensibly. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
972 You should expect a cold reception. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
973 In all this excitement, I almost forgot your birthday! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
974 The origins of the First Ugly Christmas Sweater. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
975 I was hoping for pants, my Lord. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
976 I want you to keep nice and warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
977 These messages brought to you by Pantagonia. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
978 Mom? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
979 And finally, here's a divine little number that Zipporah will adore. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
980 And then God said, "Let there be cashmere" 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
981 I distinctly remember ordering it in blue. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
982 Lucifer keeps sending Gabriel clothes he knows won't fit without wing holes, but the sweater is yours if you want it. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
983 It's nice, but I think I'll take the everlasting life. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
984 This one's just a suggestion... 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
985 And look what else I made. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
986 What do you mean, 'Winter is coming'? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
987 No! I said, 'Thou shalt knit. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
988 You never know. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
989 Your Mom said you need this. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
990 Our brand sponsor wants you to wear this. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
991 Your mother said for you to wear this. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
992 40 years is a long time - I don't want you to catch a chill. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
993 Let there be fashion. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
994 When you go with the complete set, you get a free t-shirt. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
995 If you can sell those, you can sell these 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
996 Honour thy mother... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
997 Add just one more. Eleven: Thou shalt not go outside without a sweater and galoshes. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
998 Thou shalt never wear poly cotton blend. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
999 . . . Change into this, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1000 Here! And for my sake, put some pants on! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1001 The truth is, on the seventh day I knit. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1002 Remember the moth, who maketh it holy. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1003 And for an additional $4.99, I'll throw in this one-of-a-kind sweater. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1004 You'll need this coat of mail when they see the one about adultery. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1005 Does it come in a covet blue? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1006 Take these gifts. They will allow human kind to someday develop a judicial system and pants. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1007 ...I said cashmere. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1008 Thou shalt not pay full retail for sweaters. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1009 Do you have something a little more Goddish? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1010 And this is just more of a suggestion. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1011 Well, it might just freeze over before I give you an answer. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1012 It can get chilly in the desert at night. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1013 Oh! I almost forgot! I knitted this myself. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1014 The return shipping label is on your left. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1015 Even I can't avoid shrinkage. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1016 And here's your bonus gift. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1017 ... No. 11 - Thou shalt dress in layers ... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1018 Thou shalt not wearest this around the neck, only tied around the waist. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1019 Hey Moses -- "It's cold up here". Realized I forgot one commandment.... "Thou shalt offer warmth to thy neighbor" 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1020 churchy words will not keep you warm this winter. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1021 It's from Grandma Moses. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1022 Consider it one more hand me down! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1023 Customers who bought this also bought... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1024 Not mine. Might be Joseph's. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1025 Here, put this on. It'll make you look less crazy. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1026 It's part of our new Prophet line. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1027 You might need this - I'm anticipating a chilly reception. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1028 Here forecast is rain for 40 days 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1029 Don't expect a warm reception. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1030 but wool gets really itchy in the desert; got anything in cotton? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1031 Thou shalt not machine dry thy wool garments. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1032 Thou shalt not re-gift. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1033 I'm about to change the weather. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1034 You should see the credit on your tablet in the next billing cycle. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1035 What do you mean it's too 'gay'? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1036 ... and your mother added, 'thou shalt not forget thy sweater in Egypt!' 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1037 She doesn't want you should catch cold. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1038 Moses to God: "Let my people sew" 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1039 Your mother wants you to put this on. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1040 This will come in handy around 5819... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1041 Yes, it IS a commandment. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1042 Trust me, you'll need it for Christmas. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1043 Tell thy neighbor's wife to wear this. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1044 Number 11: Thou shall be prepared for a Trump nuclear winter. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1045 Tempted? You are. I can tell. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1046 Take the sweater, Moses. The reception is gonna' be frosty! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1047 Do you have that in a large? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1048 I'm not Joseph, I'm Moses. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1049 I'm planning a snowstorm next week. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1050 Put it in the Goodwill pile. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1051 Don't argue. It gets very chilly in the desert at night. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1052 Take the sweater. If the walk to the promised land takes longer than you think , you'll thank me for this later. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1053 I meant to give this to Adam, but he left earlier than I thought. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1054 If they don't buy the commandments, bring them up the mountain and sell them sweaters! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1055 Since nobody claimed it in forty days, it's yours. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1056 For when Hell freezes over. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1057 It's time. Hell's freezing over. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1058 OMG, it's perfect! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1059 I only had room for ten, but just remember it's dry clean only. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1060 Don't expect a warm welcome down there 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1061 What hath God knit? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1062 I do and do and do for you kids. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1063 Next, thou shalt not chill. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1064 No, I'm not commanding you. I'm just suggesting. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1065 "Yes thank you, it is Devine and I knitted it myself". 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1066 How about a solid in a V neck? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1067 Desert schmesert. It still gets cold at night. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1068 Oh good Lord, just what I don't need...another hand-me-down! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1069 On a lighter note, I have really improved my knitting skills. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1070 11. Trust Amazon for fast delivery 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1071 A request from your mother. She says, 'bushes don't burn forever, ya know!' 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1072 Take this, it won't be a warm reception. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1073 Fine! It was just a suggestion. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1074 Proof that God is a Woman. Actually a Jewish Mother 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1075 Thanks, but what is your return policy? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1076 Ten is as low as I can do; but I will throw in a cashmere hoodie. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1077 Talbots? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1078 Wow, Amazon has really stepped up their game. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1079 Somehow I always envisioned You as left-handed. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1080 So you really can't control the weather? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1081 It is the right size, trust me. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1082 ... this sweater, chicken soup, and for heaven's sake, would it kill you to wear some warm socks, 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1083 Oh, and thou shalt knit. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1084 One more thing, if you run into a guy named Joseph, please give him this. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1085 Also, can you give this to Miriam? She left it at my place... 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1086 Here, take this and give me those back. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1087 And your mother wanted me to give you this...just in case. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1088 It's kevlar. You may need it. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1089 It's waterproof. Don't ask why. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1090 One more thing - Honor thy mother and wear your sweater. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1091 Because I told you, if you keep parting seas in nothing but a robe, you're going to catch a cold. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1092 To wash, lay flat on two stone tablets. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1093 The other Israelites will laugh at me. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1094 "It's a God given gift". 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1095 really? tablets, a sweater and a burning bush, they'll never believe me! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1096 Do you have that in a different colour? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1097 You know we're in the desert don't you ? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1098 I just remembered eleven. If you're going to go out in the cold, thall shalt put on a sweater. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1099 I said take 2 tablets AND put on a hoodie! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1100 And now for the fashion commandments. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1101 Will I really need that in the desert? 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1102 Well, it's more of a suggestion. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1103 Take the two tablets and wear this. You'll feel better in the morning. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1104 What, so only mothers worry? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1105 Ten Commandments and a bit of advice, it's cold up here. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1106 Don't worry. It's flame retardant. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1107 Thou shalt not put this in the dryer. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1108 Next topic: sins against fashion. For example, . . . 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1109 I used to make women as gifts but that didn't turn out so great. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1110 It's hand made. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1111 and you thought I forgot your birthday 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1112 On second thought can you make it a wetsuit? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1113 I can get a better selection plus free shipping from Amazon Prime. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1114 Is there a matching yamaka? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1115 Moshe, Moshe, how many times I've told you? Midout a sweater, out you don't go. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1116 The Lord giveth and the Lord exchangeth. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1117 While we're at it, here is another hand-me-down. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1118 Take two tablets before bed and keep warm. 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
1119 Is this another "hand me down"? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1120 Robes are so last year. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1121 The original Jewish grandmother. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1122 Go on—it's cashmere. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1123 Moses decides between wandering in the desert for 40 years or wearing a cowl neck sweater. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1124 Look, Moses my son. Think of it as the 11th. When you're on a mountaintop, bundle up, or you'll catch your death. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1125 Toss in some trousers and we have a deal! 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1126 No: I meant thou shalt cover thy neighbor's ass. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1127 Divine insulation. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1128 You'll be honoring your Mother if you wear this... 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1129 Oh sure, I'll just tell the masses I traded the commandments for a hoodie. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1130 Virgin wool you say....! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1131 Thanks, but I don't think I need that where I'm going. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1132 Of course, we will follow each and every Commandment to the letter, sweater God. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1133 Just put it on. I wouldn't want that you should catch a cold before such an important event. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1134 I don't care if I ordered it online--that's not the right color! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1135 Your mother told me to give you this. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1136 Thou shalt knot, you nit! 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1137 Does that come in plaid? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1138 Thanks, God. You too -- you could put on your gloves. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1139 It's all yours. And you can keep the rocks. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1140 Merry Christmas! 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1141 There’s nothing wrong with it—I just washed it in hot. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1142 Ya know, God, I could really use a compass instead. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1143 Then God delivered the eleventh commandment, 'thou shall dry clean only.' 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1144 Son, I knitted this for you, incase you feel like staying on top of the mountain for a little longer; a little kugel, a little schnapps --- We'll talk... 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1145 ... but you have to 'own' it 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1146 Expecting a chilly reception, are we? 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1147 Buy 10, get 1 free. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1148 Just a plug for my heavenly Fall collection 1.2128 0.07410 47 39 6 2
1149 No? Fine then. But if you shiver and drop the tablets, do you really want to see what I'll do? 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1150 Thank you LORD, I know I'm asking alot, but if I don't bring my wife back something from every trip there's hell to pay! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1151 Thou shall not pay retail for garments. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1152 Finally, the alt-right can believe in global warming! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1153 ...for the desert hath chill in the night. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1154 Oh, Mom! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1155 And return this, my Son thinks the stripes my him look Fat! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1156 It's called Merino wool. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1157 Thou shall not wear solid white after Rosh Hashana. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1158 You left this on a chair in the restaurant by the Red Sea. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1159 In addition to this covenant I've inscribed in stone for the the whole of mankind, I also knitted you this lovely pique wool-silk sweater with ribbed neckline, cuffs and hem. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1160 No thanks; the burning bush is warm enough. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1161 The forty days aren't so bad, it's the forty nights, here. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1162 Break any of the commandments - you won't be needing a sweater. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1163 Here you go Moses. I told you it would be a cold day in hell before a Trump became a President. Well, sorry friend, I was misspoken. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1164 Maybe it'll go over better if you wear the sweater. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1165 Put this on, you're liable to get a chilly reception with those tablets. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1166 Take it. It may get cold in the desert. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1167 Perhaps a little something for the wife, too, would be in both of our best interests. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1168 Oh, and give this to Morty. He looks cold. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1169 Just trust me. You're going to be spending a lot of time in the desert, and the nights are cold. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1170 Where your going you won't need this. 1.2093 0.09149 43 38 1 4
1171 Take this, you can expect a chilly reception. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1172 ...So you shouldn't catch a chill when the bush shuts off at sundown... 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1173 It's cold, so your mother added an eleventh Commandment. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1174 You're going to get a cold reception. You'll need it 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1175 Mount Sinai can get chilly at night 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1176 On second thought, I'll take the sweater! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1177 I wanted a coat of many colors. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1178 The Gap was having an amazing sale. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1179 Whatever you do, don't get this wet. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1180 And the eleventh one--put this on so you don't catch cold. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1181 And this is for the chilly reception you'll be getting. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1182 They'll listen more if you tell them Yeezy made this. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1183 Trust me, your reception upon return may be a little chilly. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1184 You'll need this. Things might take a while. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1185 On the seventh day, I knit. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1186 Aren't REI dividends the best, Mo? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1187 Winter is coming. #GoT 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1188 And thus, Jebediah was prepared for the annual ugly Christmas sweater contest 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1189 I'm thinking of having an ice age 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1190 Here. The reception you'll get will be a little chilly. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1191 Oh, God. Haven't you heard? We're gonna make it hotter! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1192 Hand me downs. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1193 …5. Honor your father and your mother: Wear a sweater. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1194 Your mother's cold - put on a sweater 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1195 Thou shalt not warm the globe. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1196 When you find Waldo give him this sweater. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1197 Seek, and ye shall find Waldo. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1198 And drop this off at the cleaners on your way down. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1199 Moses, dear, of course I'm a woman. Now, don't drop those and - here - take this... the desert gets cold at night. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1200 What? So there is a hand coming from clouds now? 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1201 You need to be properly dressed if you're going to make a delivery! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1202 Thanks, but your 10 commandments were more than enough, I really don't need a sweater 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1203 But I don't want a new image. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1204 You work in mysterious ways. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1205 You're going to get an especially chilly reception on number 7. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1206 You're going to get a pretty chilly reception down there 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1207 Then God said, "It's chilly, put this sweater on." 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1208 You might get a cool reception. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1209 Are the pants ready too? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1210 Leave the shoes, take the sweater 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1211 Take this.... I embroidered them on the back. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1212 Isn't HSN several thousand years in the future? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1213 Don't be a hypocrite, Honor thy Mother and put on this sweater. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1214 You'll need this. The desert gets cold at night. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1215 the 11th...dress for success 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1216 Wear this hoodie. Adultery is still on the list. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1217 Father, I'm losing support from urban millennials 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1218 No more burning bushes...you might need this! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1219 It's a hand-me-down from Joseph. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1220 No Moses, I didn't say the "promised land", I said "Iceland". 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1221 Thou shalt also stay warm. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1222 I loved it but it was washed in hot water. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1223 I mean this with all the respect in the world ... but couldn't you have given me the coat first? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1224 One more; Thou shall not tumble dry. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1225 Here's a sweater to go with those commpantments. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1226 You drive a hard bargain. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1227 And here's a little something from the wife... 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1228 And one more thing...so you don't catch a chill. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1229 I'm sure I asked for a cardigan. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1230 Consider it the Eleventh Commandment. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1231 And wear woolens while sleeping at night. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1232 Are you trying to tell me something about climate change? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1233 With each set of ten you get a free coat. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1234 Good work, Moses. But you forgot Number 11: "Always bring a sweater." 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1235 Thou shalt wear a hoodie. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1236 Moses, you may need this after the crossing 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1237 Are you sure? This one is semi-formal. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1238 Just hang on to it...it's small on me. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1239 Take your tablets and remember to wear a jacket: its flu season. 1.2051 0.07510 39 32 6 1
1240 I get it now, "Cover your neighbor's wife" 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1241 Your mother asked me to make sure you had brought a sweater. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1242 Here is the deal: If your guys do a good job selling the world on the Ten Commandments, I will then choose them to start the schmatta business. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1243 It's from the Holy Lamb of God! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1244 Many are called but few are frozen. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1245 Is it cashmere?? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1246 Take this too. I may make it shpritz later. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1247 Yes! Is real! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1248 Take this, global warming won't be coming for a while. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1249 Think of it as a very early Christmas gift. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1250 So your saying I should bring a coat 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1251 Thank you Moses for spreading the word of my Commandments. I hope you're a size medium. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1252 This might help for those cold Canaan nights. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1253 While you're waiting for them to obey, stay warm! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1254 Mother Earth knitted it for you. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1255 I said shiva not shiver! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1256 And here's a little something for Aaron. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1257 Put it on, you're going to be here a while. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1258 So those 10 are from me, and your Bubbe says you should really wear a sweater or you'll catch a chill 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1259 Ma! Quit hovering! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1260 Quit micromanaging me! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1261 Thou shall update your look. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1262 It's a lot further from hell than you think. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1263 Wait, you want me to lead them where? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1264 Jesus is a medium. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1265 Hipsters are coming - you'll need to change. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1266 Thou shalt wear cashmere.! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1267 What were you expecting, a shawl? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1268 All transactions are final. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1269 You don't have to take it literally. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1270 Jesus, Mary and Joseph, put on a sweater!" "Who? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1271 Waldo raptured; they'll never find him. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1272 Guess what's freezing over? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1273 Take these two tablets and dress warmly 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1274 I don't recall 'personal errands' being in the job description. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1275 #11: Thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1276 Don't forget your sweater. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1277 Here, you might just get chilly reception. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1278 Thanks, Moses ... but you really didn't need to get me anything. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1279 You're not parting the sea wearing that! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1280 Wait! Add this to the other commandments. On chilly evenings, you should at least wear a sweater. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1281 Here- You may get a chilly reception. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1282 Did you knit that yourself? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1283 And finally, thou shalt put on a sweater when it's cold. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1284 Thou shalt not get the sniffles. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1285 Stay warm - no point going down there at the moment. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1286 Thou shalt honor thy mother. Forget your father, he can't knit. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1287 Its either this or a burning bush. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1288 Here, take this. I'll look around for a pair of slacks for you. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1289 Honor commandment number five: Your mother tells me she wants you to wear a sweater. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1290 Here, Moses, you may need this when you go back down and meet with a very icy reception. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1291 This must be yours. It's Egyptian cotton. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1292 They already think I'm borderline nuts, but wearing that in the desert will certainly confirm it. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1293 Spread the Word to Antarctica too." 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1294 God. I know you will provide for our needs; but, what's a sweater? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1295 But Lord, is that not a bit too chichi for a man of the cloth? 1.1951 0.09383 41 37 0 4
1296 You'll need this for the cold reception you'll be getting. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1297 Moses, this is for you. Thanks for helping me out. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1298 For the press conference. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1299 And take this so thou shalt not chill. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1300 Put this on for your Twitter picture and make sure you say it's #Organic #FairTrade #Ethical cotton. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1301 What do you mean it's a steal? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1302 You don't have to add it, I just think it's a good idea. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1303 Because I worry about you. And no, that's not on those tablets! 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1304 Wait, there's one more. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1305 And this will be the Holy Garb. It will be called Lost in the Desert by Marc Jacobs. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1306 You're going to be wandering for forty years. What if you wander into Switzerland? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1307 I know I said "put off thy shoes from off thy feet," but put this on before you catch cold 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1308 It's cozy AND it has zippered compartments to hold your tablets. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1309 "Buy two tablets, get one free sweater. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1310 ALSO, YOU'LL NEED THIS. GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1311 You don't need all those clothes where you're going! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1312 The desert can be cold at night. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1313 Thank you, Moses. I am sure He will grow into it. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1314 Seriously, Moses? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1315 Baby, it's cold outside. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1316 I got this online. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1317 Trust me. The desert gets cold at night. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1318 Trust me, you'll thank me later 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1319 And, remember, thou shalt not wear stripes with plaid. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1320 Okay, are you testing me on one of those, 'thou shalt not covet,' deals? 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1321 I'm about to do a big purge. See if this fits. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1322 Oh, it's just a hand-me-down, but isn't it divine? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1323 Don't you make a version with a tablet pouch? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1324 ...And your mother told me to make sure you wear this at night 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1325 I'll see what else we have in the back. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1326 I know I hit the rock, but it was self defense. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1327 Because I'm your Mother and I say you'll catch a chill. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1328 And here. Winter is coming. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1329 40 nights can get pretty cold. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1330 No, No. I said Number 7 is Thou Shalt Not Chill. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1331 C'mon, at least try it on. It's CASHMERE! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1332 Take this! You're likely to get a chilly reception! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1333 I guess when you're a bad shepherd, you make woolen sweaters out of them. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1334 ...and make sure Jacob gets this. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1335 _MOSES, THOU SHALT NOT BE COLD!_ 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1336 How do you return a gift from God? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1337 ...and finally, my thank you gift for delivering the commandments. I knit it myself. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1338 Enough with the bathrobe and slippers. Get dressed before you go to work. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1339 I know when it's going to rain Moses so just stop whining! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1340 Moses, the wife thought you would convey my message better in a cardigan ! 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1341 Take this just in case; you might get a chilly reception. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1342 Sorry it is dull gray, Moische. I promised the one "of many colours" to Joseph. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1343 Honor your father and mother, take a sweater. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1344 Try this coat of many colors. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1345 Take two tablets and call me in the morning. And wear this. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1346 Wrap up warm and take two tablets. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1347 When the fire on the mount is extinguished, you'll need a sweater. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1348 Behold, I thought you might like this, too 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1349 Trust me. Your reception will be a chilly one. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1350 God?? No! I am Amazon Prime. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1351 Expect a cold reception. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1352 How about this -- would you covet this? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1353 Thou shalt not complain about a hand-me-down. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1354 And put some real shoes on, too. You'll catch your death wearing those things. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1355 Honor thy mother. She says it's chilly. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1356 Sunday delivery now available with your Amazon Divine subscription. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1357 You may need this. It's going to be a chilly reception. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1358 what do you mean there are two more in Alaska ? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1359 Those are for your people. and this is a lttle extra for you. You should wear it in good health.. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1360 Your mother says you should wear this. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1361 "No, no, not me-the clothes make the man". 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1362 Consider this more of a request. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1363 Take it! You get one free sweater with each pair of scrolls. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1364 Could you use this? My son is getting rid of his Christmas sweaters... 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1365 And ye shall call it mohair. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1366 Wait..., that's your answer to how we'll be out here??? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1367 No, it won't make you look fat. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1368 Some of that may seem a little cold. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1369 So, those predictions about global climate change are true, then? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1370 And this is from the mrs. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1371 BTW would appreciate a shout out #Godshoodies. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1372 Here, take this. You don't want to catch a cold in the desert bubula 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1373 I see a cool reception. You'll need this. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1374 Thou shalt dress in layers. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1375 They say it will be a cold day in hell when anyone follows these, but I have faith. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1376 And here's a little something I made for you at knitting club. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1377 I am the Lord thy Clothier. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1378 There's one more: always dress in layers 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1379 Here, now don't say I never gave you anything. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1380 I told Him, I said, "You forgot the most important one, 'Thou shalt dress for the weather,'" but does He listen--here, put this on--and sandals already? Who wears sandals up here, you think this is the beach? Now call me when you get back down-- 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1381 With all due respect, I prayed for a helicopter. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1382 Yes, winter IS coming. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1383 I found this in the mud room. You want it? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1384 I told you ordering with the tablets is the way to go. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1385 Today only get a free sweater with every two tablets ! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1386 "Here, take this too, in case you get a chilly reaction to my new edition of "Words to Live By"! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1387 And number eleven is more of a suggestion. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1388 And this is for the cold reception. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1389 Take the two tablets, put this on and call me in the morning if you don't feel better. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1390 It's a hand me down. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1391 You and the tablets should be prepared for a frosty reception. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1392 Thanks for bringing me something warm, these two tablets aren't helping my cold! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1393 Before we start, this sweater shrunk in the wash and I thought you might like it. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1394 Thou shalt not tumble dry. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1395 Wear a sweater. I'm your mother. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1396 Thou shalt not ignore fashion trends 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1397 I was starting a third tablet, but then I thought, "Who doesn't like comfy, two-tone, cable-knit sweater?" 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1398 Unwritten rule: Bring a sweater. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1399 You may need this. It'll probably be a cold day in Hell before they... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1400 Adam wants you to have this. He says it's too small for his apple. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1401 And take this--it'll start a tradition. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1402 Moses, just do it for your mother. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1403 Dear Lord I pray you have some nice wooly socks to go with that 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1404 One more thing...no more complaints about hand-me-downs! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1405 Your Mom says “Wear a sweater if you are going to stand on mountaintops”. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1406 You'll need this schwag to sell it to the pagans. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1407 Oh God, not another one. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1408 A hoodie? I asked for a moral compass! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1409 'Consider it an early Christmas present' 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1410 I forgot number 11: "Thou shalt wear ugly sweaters on my Son's birthday." 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1411 What? You thought the burning bush would keep you warm? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1412 I wrote your birthday card on the back of the 10th. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1413 I'm telling you- it looks like a bathrobe! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1414 # 11: Thou Shall Prepare for Climate Change. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1415 This is to help you with the chilling effect of that 6th commandment. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1416 You forgot "Thy Shall Not Catch Thy Death of Cold" 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1417 Wait. There's one more commandment. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1418 No, I'll keep the tablets. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1419 Mom wanted you to have this, too. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1420 Lo! Prime delivery. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1421 I honestly won't be offended if you don't like it. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1422 Take two tablets, put on a sweater, and call me in the morning! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1423 What if she already has one just like it ? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1424 Then take this to the Woolites. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1425 I thought you were going to leave me out in the cold. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1426 Thou shalt not wash in warm water or tumble dry. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1427 Do you have time to post this on eBay for me? It is a Large. 10% miracle, 90% wool. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1428 Moses, Trust me. My ways are higher than your ways. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1429 Relax! This is pure wool. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1430 Wear it or I'll tell your Father! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1431 And as a promotional gift for first-time subscribers... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1432 Uh, that's a great offer too, Amazon, but for now I'll just take these commandments, thank you. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1433 Thou shall not freeze. Trust me, it's going to drop below zero tonight. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1434 I don't need a hoodie. What are you my father? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1435 That robe is so yesterday. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1436 P.S. Thou shalt not catch his death of cold. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1437 Last but not least, happy birthday. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1438 I KNOW YOU COVET THIS! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1439 Thous shalt not bear fleece witness against thy neighbor. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1440 I have to take this back because you coveted it but who wears a sweater in the desert? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1441 And this is a "hoodie". It will be more popular than those commandments. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1442 They'll never believe you if you're shivering. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1443 But if you don't wear this now, it'll take another 2600 years to catch on! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1444 Here. After 40 days and 40 nights, you're starting to get a little ripe. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1445 Up next is this luxurious item, also two-for-one... 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1446 OMG, your tablet froze up on me. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1447 Is this the Hand-me-down of God? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1448 Moses, you'll need this for the chilly reception. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1449 I'm giving this back because of the whole no stealing thing, but seriously it isn't your look 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1450 Take two tablets and I'll coat you in the morning. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1451 Take two tablets, stay warm ... and drink plenty of liquids. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1452 Linen tunics are so Old Testament. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1453 Creation in seven days but this sweater took Me forever! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1454 Thou shalt not be tempted by hip turtlenecks. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1455 And if you break one, thou shalt wear this uncomfortable turtleneck for forty days and forty nights. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1456 Get rid of those silly tablets. This is from Lands End and will last forever. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1457 Put those tablets down carefully before you try this on. I'm not giving you a third set. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1458 A divine hand-me-down. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1459 Does turning in my work uniform mean what I think it does? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1460 Breaking news. Hell hath frozen over. Stay warm. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1461 God tempts Moses to add an 11th Commandment: "Thou shalt be grateful for hand-me-downs". 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1462 Two iPads, and now you’ve won a hoodie on eBay 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1463 One more commandment - no turtlenecks! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1464 Thou shalt wear thy sweater...because I said so! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1465 You're going to need this, too. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1466 Could you also return this to the shepherd boy on your way down? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1467 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1468 Mom, I'm not cold. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1469 A little something extra for the grandchildren. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1470 Thou shalt not catch a chill. It's #11 but it didn't fit! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1471 The tablets I can handle, but a hand-knit sweater is going to be hard to explain, Ma'am. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1472 It isn't much... just, my way of saying thanks you for everything. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1473 Tell Delilah to cover up. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1474 This one is more of a 'thou shalt knit'. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1475 That's funny you looked like an XLG from here 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1476 Wow, Amazon has really stepped up their game. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1477 Thanks, Lord, for noticing my shivering, but I'm sure I'll be ok once I take these two tablets to reduce the fever... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1478 Don't worry. I'll part the sea so it doesn't shrink. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1479 Trust me. The hoodie look screams leadership. It will be perfect for your presentation. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1480 Yes, I"m sure no one needs it up here. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1481 But what happened to Joseph?? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1482 Thou shalt not sweat the details. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1483 when i prayed about Trump following at least one of these commandments, is this your subtle way of implying "when hell freezes over"? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1484 And while you're at it, find out who this belongs to. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1485 Great job, Moses. Here's a little something for those cold nights in the Promised Land. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1486 Update thy wardrobe. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1487 Better put this on, because it'll be a cold day in hell before anybody obeys all of those! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1488 God, thou shalt not tempt me with designer labels. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1489 Be ready for a cool reception. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1490 This one's just a suggestion... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1491 Follow my rules and be rewarded with Global Cooling. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1492 If Mr. Rogers wrote the 10 commandments 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1493 I don't want to be a noodge, but one last one: always bring a sweater in case it gets chilly. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1494 Now that you have climbed Sinai, I want you to go to the South Pole. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1495 Take this, you're gonna get a chilly reception! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1496 'And thou shalt wear no other hoodie but this.' 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1497 Yes! You WILL wear it! Remember how sick you got after getting your feet wet in the Red Sea!? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1498 Apparently I have too many things in the cloud. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1499 Thanks, Moses! You didn't have to get me something too! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1500 Oh Yeah….You shall wear a parka on mountain hikes. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1501 Autumn in Sinai gets a bit nippy 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1502 And the eleventh commandment: always bring a sweater. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1503 It's for Fred Rogers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1504 Thou shall not put cashmere in the dryer 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1505 You need more followers. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1506 Here, take this too. It's very comfy, but honestly - when am I gonna wear it? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1507 And put on this sweater before you catch your death. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1508 11. Thou shalt not leave home without a sweater. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1509 Thou shalt not freeze your butt off. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1510 Honor your father AND mother, who worries it’s a little chilly on this mountain. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1511 You don't have to write this one down, but remember to wear layers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1512 OH MY GOD! My mother sent that, didn't she! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1513 Thou shalt dry clean only. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1514 With every 10 Commandments you get a free hoodie sweater! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1515 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1516 Is that you, Amazon? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1517 I don't have room for #11. It's not my size anyway. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1518 Okay, I'll add number 11; "Though shall dress warmly." 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1519 You may get a chilly reception. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1520 A little something from the wife, to keep you comfortable over the next 40 years. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1521 It's: Thou shalt cover thy neighbours wife. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1522 Disobey and you won't need this in the afterlife. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1523 If you catch cold you're no good to anyone. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1524 You may get a frosty reception 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1525 You're "Hebrew," not "He-brrr." 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1526 And the 11th commandment is; 'Thou shall not wash the white & colored textiles together, in warm water, for the dyes will fade.' 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1527 Thou shalt not wear synthetic fabrics. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1528 Just in case the reaction is chilly. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1529 Please, its a cold walk back down Mt Sinai. Would it kill you to wear a sweater? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1530 Wear this, you'll get a cold reception when you get down the mountain. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1531 Put it on, for the reception may be quite cold. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1532 The robe is soooo 12th century BCE. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1533 Woah, I forgot the one about not enslaving people. Give the tablets back, and I'll give you this sweater. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1534 Take a couple of tablets and keep warm. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1535 Thou shall not hipster 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1536 Moses, here's your Amazon purchase. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1537 Another successful same-day delivery courtesy of Deus Fed Ex Machina. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1538 Here... it could be cold down there. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1539 Your Mom called me. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1540 Perfect for cool desert nights and guaranteed for 40 years. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1541 Oh , and put this on . It's chilly up here. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1542 ?If you won't wear socks, you could at least put on a sweater. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1543 Here...You'll look wiser wearing this. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1544 #11 thou shall dress appropriately for the weather 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1545 Eleven: Thou shalt knit. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1546 Do you have my size in black? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1547 It's a little game I amuse myself with called Where's Moses? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1548 Take the two tablets, put on this sweater and call me in the morning if you're not a better person. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1549 Moses, here's something to keep you warm while I dictate the remaining 603 commandments. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1550 Ten Commandments...One Suggestion. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1551 But I only STRONGLY RECOMMEND you wear this... 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1552 ...and positively no plaid this fall season! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1553 One more thing, the desert is a bit chilly in the evening. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1554 Thou shalt not get a sickness. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1555 And don't forget your vegetables! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1556 Since I haven't created Jeff Bezos yet. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1557 Oh, and number eleven, Be Prepared. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1558 Here. You're going to get a chilly reception down below. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1559 Proof God is a Woman. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1560 Deus ex helicopter parente. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1561 I'm not commanding you but you're gonna want it later 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1562 Yes, it's cold up here. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1563 Thou shall not wear hoodies with dress pants. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1564 But I already ordered it from Amazon 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1565 Oh, and thou also shall not wear that cloak with that tunic. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1566 Do you have anything in a medium 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1567 I left one out. 'Thou shall not freeze thy ass off.' 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1568 There may be a sudden change in the weather. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1569 Well, if it gets a little warm on your way down, then you can take it off. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1570 It's the thought that counts 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1571 And the 11th one, " You shall not return online items after thirty days." 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1572 #%~& autocorrect! That last one should be Thou shalt knit covers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1573 Of course I knew your size! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1574 Here's your tablet order. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1575 Moishe honey, the desert gets cold at night. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1576 Oh, and your mother said to put this on. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1577 You're late. AND I pay for Prime. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1578 The tablets don't take effect for a while, so you'll need to keep warm 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1579 I didn't particularly covet this, but you might. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1580 OK, and on the third tablet, hashtag "#NewCasualMenswearLine." 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1581 Thine people shall do particularly well in the schmatte trade. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1582 Take it! My mother wants you should be warm. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1583 Here. We can't have you catching cold. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1584 Here's a hoodie in case they don't agree. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1585 I hope this isn't a commandment because I'm allergic to wool. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1586 Sorry, here is your sheep back. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1587 Oh thank God, I was hoping for a hoodie. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1588 This no longer fits me, would you like it? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1589 Try wrapping them in this sweater, less likely to break. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1590 Some day Amazon will deliver this way. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1591 Not now can't you see my hands are full! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1592 THOU shalt not steal...but look what I swiped! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1593 Your mother made this for you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1594 I guess you're not kidding when you say my chances to sell these are as likely as a cold day in Hell. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1595 ... and this is how "Take a sweater it's cold outside" became the 11th commandment 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1596 Take this sweater for your cold and then there is no need to take the tablets. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1597 Here's your Lands' End order. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1598 Take this sweater and shove it directly up your ass. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1599 And finally, thou shalt not be chilly 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1600 This is for the cold reception you’ll be getting. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1601 Sure I like your new drone delivery service! Can we try it out next with these heavy tablets? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1602 Bubbe was worried you might catch a cold. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1603 Your grandmother just wanted me to give it to you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1604 Before eclipse glasses there were deity sweaters. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1605 Use this until we invent a tablet case 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1606 Nice. I'm still doing the ice age though. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1607 - What sayest thou prophet? - My lord! That look is sooo last deluge. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1608 Just in case you get a chilly reception... 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1609 Put this on, winds up here will kill you. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1610 From the hands of L.L. Bean 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1611 Thou shalt not freeze thine arce off on this mount. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1612 Next time you're not wandering in the desert. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1613 Remember the line on honoring your father AND mother? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1614 Thou art going to be on a mountain top for 40 days and 40 nights, and you thought a robe and sandals were going to cut it? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1615 Your mother commands you to go forth with your sweater. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1616 Oh, and you also get a gift from Mother Earth. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1617 Take this, it's cold up here. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1618 ... and the 11th Commandment is a required annual "Ugly Sweater Contest. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1619 Jeff Bezos said you have prime. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1620 My Wife made this for you. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1621 Oh, hum, yes!! Tell Mrs. God I love it! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1622 Make this number eleven. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1623 Listen to your mother, it couldn't hurt. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1624 Thou shalt not catch thy death of cold. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1625 A cold day in hell is a possibility! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1626 Thou shalt not soak in hot water. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1627 Oh, one more, "Thou shalt not get a chill." 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1628 Now, now . . . your Heavenly Mother knows best. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1629 And then the Lord said unto Moses: "Thou shalt not dress unfashionably while carrying the commandments." 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1630 You think the robe is too casual? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1631 The mothers sent you this in appreciation. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1632 Your mother prayed, she's worried you'll catch cold up here. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1633 You've given me so many blessings, Lord, but could I trouble You for some khakis as well? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1634 Since when is there a law against dressing sensibly? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1635 It's going to get nippy. You'll need that sweater your aunt made for you more than a bunch of rules. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1636 And eleven, don't wear a hoodie. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1637 It's a cold road to righteousness. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1638 Take it...I know you're too busy to shop for your daughter's birthday. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1639 . . . and with each set of tablets you get a free gift. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1640 "Costumes" says this will make your face look more oval, more authoritative for the cameras 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1641 Ok fine, but it does say thou shalt not wear burkenstocks. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1642 Take the sweater, God knows it can get cold down there. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1643 Hey Mo, got this on Amazon. I think it's you. 1.1667 0.09344 36 33 0 3
1644 Oh, I forgot to mention...on the Seventh Day, I knit. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1645 God's Jewish mother. 1.1667 0.09344 36 33 0 3
1646 I'll trade you . 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1647 Does this make my butt look big? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1648 But God, stripes were so B.C. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1649 A long-sleeved hoodie - we're in the desert! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1650 Sweater in the hand of an angry God. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1651 You've heard from the Father, now let's hear from the Mother. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1652 It can get chilly in the wilderness. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1653 "Moses, don't forget, the cold parts of the world get the Commandments too. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1654 Put this on - I'll get a fire going. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1655 Love the color, but could you see if it comes in a 8-L ? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1656 Take this too, just in case you need to scare the crap out of them. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1657 The Eleventh Commandment: "Always dress warm," Moishie. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1658 Thank you, Dear Lord, but I actually requested a backpack! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1659 "On second thought, you guys can't handle the truth, give me those back and take this"! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1660 I didn't free you from Egypt so you could freeze in the desert. Take this sweater. It gets cold at night. Are you getting enough to eat? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1661 Don't try to change the subject. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1662 It's "Made in America". Trust me! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1663 There's supposed to be reindeer on this but you get the gist. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1664 Always a handout; never a hand up! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1665 Thou shall not wear that robe after Labor Day. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1666 And honor thy grandmother, too. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1667 I know, I know, #11, remember my sweater, even if it is holey. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1668 So, Al was right afterall? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1669 Now don't forget, thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes if though should get fat. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1670 My mother said you should put this on 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1671 Jordan, Oregon?! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1672 Number 11: No White After Labor Day. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1673 Don't forget the one about Labor Day. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1674 See if you can exchange it for a larger size. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1675 Anticipate a chilly reception to the one forbidding adultery. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1676 Could I have peace instead? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1677 Buying a heavily discounted item is not stealing. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1678 God I asked for a hand getting down , not a hand me down. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1679 Oh, and Mrs. God adds... 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1680 Moses' Eleventh Commandment 11. You Shall Change Your Garment Periodically 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1681 And here's a little something I picked up at the Goodwill. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1682 Each commandment broken is punishable by this itchy sweater. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1683 It was buy two get one free 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1684 What, did you really think I wanted all the lamb chops? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1685 Thou shalt not wear holiday sweaters 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1686 Oh Lord, please let me sell one thing at a time. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1687 The 11th and 12th Commandments are: Wash in Cold Water Only and Do Not Spin Dry. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1688 It's called regifting. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1689 It comes with a forty-years-in-the-wilderness-or-your-money-back guarantee! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1690 Well, those are important and we'll get to them, but first I want you to learn to make these robes. We'll call our company Lord and Tailor and sell them to the Children of Israel. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1691 Thou shalt wear ugly Christmas sweaters. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1692 You know I love your look - but the focus group said we needed to soften things up just a bit. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1693 You should have listened to your mother. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1694 You need to war this; we've signed a sponsorship deal. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1695 You mean I'm not even warm? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1696 Ivanka asked if you would model this. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1697 Take it from me it's cold at the top 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1698 THAT'S what I get for the Egypt thing? Christ! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1699 It comes with a 40 year warranty. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1700 She made this for you. Wear it. You don't want to anger her; trust me. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1701 Egyptian cotton, extra large, 7 shekels. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1702 Use this as your warm-up act. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1703 Don't make me get your father... 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1704 You may get a chilly reception so put this on. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1705 Wear this; you might get a cold reception. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1706 Mom, I told you I don't need a sweater! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1707 A sweater would be nice but, how about a ladder instead. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1708 No, it's not exactly a commandment, but you should always take it. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1709 Wear this, you may get a chilly reception 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1710 You might need to get their attention first. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1711 And after delivery, I recommend heading north for a while. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1712 Thou hast now seen the North Face of God. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1713 While you are selling them on the commandments, can you sell them on my latest product line? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1714 And thou shalt not go outside into the cold without your sweater. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1715 Thou shalt not commit a Glamour Don't. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1716 Thou shalt wear layers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1717 I don't care if you're Moses with the Ten Commandments, you'll need a warm sweater out there. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1718 Mom sent this down. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1719 In a lapse of foresight, God stitched the eleventh commandment into a sweater. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1720 Thou shalt...layer up in winter? Why don't we start with 10 and see how we get on? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1721 Thou shalt wear a hoodie. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1722 Oh, and we'd like you to descend in something from the new fall collection. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1723 I'll trade you this sweater for those two stones and something behind the curtain 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1724 Where's Waldo? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1725 Moses uses his new tablet to order ugly sweater from digital marketing cloud. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1726 And also, stop wearing robes... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1727 Well, if you don't like it I'm not commanding you to wear it! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1728 Again: Just put down the damn tablets and put your parka on! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1729 Father, Mother, whatever; just put this on before you catch your death in this breeze. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1730 We knitted it ourselves. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1731 If you don't break any of the 10 Commandments, then you win a free sweater! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1732 If they obey those tablets, it's going to be a really cold day. So, you might need this. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1733 No. This part is from Amazon Prime. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1734 Believe me, you'll need it. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1735 The hand of god doesn't listen. I said I'm hot. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1736 And lo, to keep His children from catching cold, God bestowed on them the Parka of the Covenant. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1737 Thou shalt not wander in the desert without your jacket. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1738 Oh and by the way, did somebody leave this behind in Baal Zephon? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1739 No, it's not a commandment, just a really big favor. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1740 I call it a 'hoodie', see if it catches on as 'wilderness wear'. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1741 I prayed for warmth, not an abominable fashion statement. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
1742 I thought you might be a little chilly, bubele. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1743 Number 11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1744 Be prepared for a chilly reception on that adultery issue. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1745 I heard Winter is coming. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1746 You forgot about the Ice Age, Moses... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1747 If you check the tag, it will say hand knitted with love by God ! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1748 You'll thank me later... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1749 No more bushes? How about a match? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1750 I said code, not coat. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1751 Don't expect a warm reception. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1752 And you won't be needing this sayeth Al Gore 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1753 So you live in the desert. Can't desert people be stylish sometimes? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1754 That's so sweet. I got you a little something too. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1755 I told you it would be a cold day in hell... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1756 You may think you know it all, but, Bubbeleh, it gets cold at night, especially in the desert. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1757 ...and you'll need this when Hell freezes over. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1758 Amazon now offers God instant delivery service for Tablets. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1759 I said I'm getting OLD waiting up here so long. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1760 Mom, can't you see I'am working? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1761 Don't forget, thou shalt not let the naked go unclothed in the colder climes. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1762 Gimme that! Now no more covering thy neighbor's wife! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1763 They'll take you more seriously without the turtleneck. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1764 If God is cold, everyone wears a sweater 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1765 Whaddya think you are, a burning bush? Put it on. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1766 Yes, that will look great on Aaron. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1767 Satan got the pants. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1768 Because your mother said so! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1769 Take two tablets, bundle up and you'll feel better. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1770 Thou shalt put a sweater on! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1771 It's all about being camera-friendly. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1772 Your mother's cold - put on a sweater 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1773 When you have their attention, plug my latest creation. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1774 Yes Ivanka, I will also be sure to mention the new Fall Collection. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1775 Here's your miracle.....put it on and you'll stop shivering....don't drop the tablets! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1776 I had heard that the shepherd could not give his wool away in this darn heat. People seem to prefer man-made materials in the desert. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1777 I said, 'since 11 cannot fit...' Lord, not 'size 11 cable knit.' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1778 It didn't fit. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1779 I'm tired of the burning. I might try the freezing. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1780 I said: "Thou shalt not covet with goat, not cover with coat!" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1781 God forbid you should catch cold up here! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1782 I'm a big boy now, Mom. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1783 I'm expecting a cold reception for you. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1784 Trade you 5 commandments for a coat! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1785 The Handicraft of God 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1786 Covet or cover? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1787 No thanks, I'm still schvitzing from that burning bush. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1788 It call it Intelligent Design. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1789 Here, robes are so passé these days. Go forth with a more de rigueur hoodie. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1790 Humor me Moses. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1791 The Lambswool of God 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1792 ...but most importantly, thou shalt not wear polyester in vain. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1793 Just in case it DOES freeze over... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1794 The 11th Commandment: Never leave the house without a sweater (you can always take it off if it gets too warm). 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1795 The invoice says large. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1796 get out of that shmata and put this on 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1797 I know Christmas hasn't been invented yet, but here you go...it's cashmere. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1798 This is for the cold day in Hell when thou doth not break those commandments. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1799 No, I'm not Joseph. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1800 Whoa, you deliver for Amazon too? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1801 THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THIS BARE-LEGGED WITH SANDALS 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1802 ....and, Thou shalt not wear a turtleneck. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1803 I said I was too old, not too cold...... 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1804 Winter cometh 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1805 If you're not going to wear a pair of decent shoes at this altitude, the least you could do is put on this sweater! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1806 If your mother knit it, you must wear it. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1807 Thou shall take this! I knit it myself, but big-shot Noah wouldn't take it and caught his death of cold in all that rain. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1808 Moses...leader of the Ant-size Semites, now fully understood their place on earth. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1809 But I already have a holey sweater. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1810 Also, thou shall not chill. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1811 The 11th commandment is "Wear a sweater at this altitude or you'll catch your death". 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1812 I got this online. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1813 ...because you'll probably get a chilly reception. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1814 The original "hand-me-down." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1815 Oh, Mom! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1816 The missing third tablet: five commandments to avoid fashion faux pas. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1817 I said take two tablets and stay warm, works for everything. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1818 Here, this will cover everything! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1819 You'll need this little sweater, for now is the winter of our discontent. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1820 ... but watch them covet this. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1821 It's a suggestion. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1822 Is that your way of telling me to expect a chilly reception? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1823 Here, I've outgrown this, as well. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1824 It gets cold in the desert, you'll need this. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1825 This is weird. I'm not even chilly. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1826 And thou shalt wear a sweater when thy mother is cold. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1827 What do you mean it's going to rain for forty days and forty nights ? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1828 im in the desert ,yo 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1829 Oh, and give this to Jason for me. Will you? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1830 You can have this fabulous hoodie, but only if you erase the 11th commandment, ya know, the one about hating gays... 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1831 Ye shall see if this catches on 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1832 Honor your father and your mother! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1833 Put this striped sweater on so you'll be easy to find if you get lost. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1834 But I don't look good in stripes! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1835 Thou shall not freeze in unholy places. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1836 Amazon Prime is getting really fast. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1837 Thou shalt be stylin'. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1838 So, at last, you remembered where I live...here, you might need a sweater...are you hungry, you look thin...have you eaten? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1839 Oh, my God, you shall not shiver. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1840 THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THIS TO THE SYNAGOGUE --- A HOODIE IS NOT A YARMULKE! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1841 Amazon Prime continues to expand and improve delivery options. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1842 Wear this. It's chilly. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1843 Working holiday. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1844 Hipsters are . . . scratch, that. We'll just stick with the ten we've got. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1845 What? You didn't think you would need a sweater up here? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1846 Because it may get chilly when they read the bit about adultery. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1847 Enjoy it while you can. By 2020, people won't even know what a sweater is. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1848 You will need this for the reception you're going to get! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1849 Number 11, from you know, Mother Mary 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1850 Ok, you can present those at the meeting, and here's a sweater,too. It's Casual Friday. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1851 Listen to your mother; wear a sweater! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1852 If you catch a cold, the tablets won't be enough. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1853 Ps. XI Don't catch a cold. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1854 If you're still trying to score with your neighbor's wife, give her one of these. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1855 What about the "many colors"? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1856 Thou shalt avoid horizontal stripes, particularly in knitwear. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1857 Here. I know about coveting your neighbor's sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1858 Thou shalt not buy retail. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1859 Belive me, its cold out there! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1860 And above all, ALWAYS bring a sweater. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1861 #11: Thou shalt not shiver. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1862 Those, and one request. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1863 I'm sorry you have a cold. I recommend you wear this jacket to stay warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1864 11. Thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1865 It shrinks to size when exposed to sea water. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1866 Here...in case you get the cold shoulder. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1867 If she's wearing less than this and your eyes are on her, it's adultery. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1868 I said I was too OLD for this! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1869 11. Winter is coming. No need to write that down. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1870 I guess Amazon really does own everything. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1871 You're going to live forever, right? Here's a sweater for the chills you're going to get in the future, when some of these words are taken literally. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1872 You may be in for a chilly reception 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1873 Did you order from Amazon Prime? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1874 Mom says to put your sweater on.. It's cold down there. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1875 I understand. Thou shalt not manufacture in China 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1876 I hopeth I got the size right. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1877 Uh,..... Do you have free return shipping? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1878 The "do not covet" part may lead to a chilly reception. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1879 Is this yours? Someone left it up here. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1880 You forgot number 11: Thou shalt not go out without a sweater. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1881 You won't need this, it's hot where your going. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1882 No thanks. I'm still toasty from the burning bush. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1883 Won't need that, thanks. Global warming, you know! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1884 Can't we just make 'Don't forget your sweater' the unofficial Eleventh Commandment? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1885 #11: "Thou shalt not touch the thermostat" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1886 Trust me, it can get cold at night in the desert. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1887 The King of the Amazon needs you to sign for this on your tablet. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1888 One more thing: I know it's the desert, but it can get pretty cold at night for forty years, so . . . 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1889 ... and bundle up! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1890 Just in case. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1891 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife; but her sweater will help with the mountain chill. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1892 Desert schmesert. It still gets cold at night. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1893 Thou shalt not place your sweater in a dryer! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1894 I'll be back with a sleeping bag. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1895 Checkmate 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1896 In case you get a chilly reception. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1897 Hold this thread as I walk away. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1898 Does it breathe when wet? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1899 Also... Thou shalt not be chilly and forget thy hoodie. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1900 Our heavenly All Weather One-Color-Fits-All Turtlenecks are 20% off this weekend 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1901 Do we really need another commandment just for thank you notes? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1902 You're gonna need a bigger coat. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1903 And finally, Thou Shalt Listen To Thy Mother When She Says It Gets Cold At Night. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1904 Here, the Red Sea gets windy this time of year. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1905 You're going to need a higher mountain. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1906 I don't care what you think... it's really cold up here... 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1907 You heard me wrong. I said "Come and knit." 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1908 You're going to need this when hell freezes over. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1909 You are the J. Crew, after all. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1910 Just put it on; your mother is cold. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1911 If the plan doesn't work out you'll need to keep extra warm. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1912 This is for Aaron. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1913 Here, it couldn't hurt. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1914 Now I'll just have another phenomenon to explain. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1915 Trust me. The desert gets cold at night. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1916 What do you mean, it gets cold in the desert at night? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1917 Stray, and you shall wear your mother-in-law's gift. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1918 And while I'm nagging, put a sweater on already! You're on top of a mountain, for God's sake! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1919 Do you have something more breathable? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1920 Global cooling? wtf 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1921 The Ice Age cometh. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1922 Put this on. You can expect a chilly reception down there. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1923 Though shall not pill. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1924 Thou shalt be cozy. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1925 Hmm...How about we replace "Thou shalt not scratch thyself" with "Thou shalt not covet"? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1926 You admired it at that little boutique in Sharm El-Sheikh. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1927 Trust Me 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1928 Jeff Bezos, "In the beginning." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1929 And the Jewish mother commanded: TAKE A SWEATER! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1930 Could you also return this to the store? It shrank after only one washing. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1931 Not until Hell freezes over 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1932 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's fleece. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1933 My mother knitted it. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1934 It gets cold at night. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1935 Moses, of course I'm sure it's going to be chilly tonight. I create the weather. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1936 This one's just a suggestion, Moses: your mother worries. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1937 Thou shalt leave the thermostat alone and put on a dang sweater! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1938 If I know anything about mankind, you can expect a cold reception. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1939 I may have misread the burning bush. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1940 And one commandment from your mother.... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1941 Moses, you know the unwritten rules. When God gets cold, you have to put on a jacket. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1942 Just put a little alligator on it. Trust me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1943 Moteleh, I have one more to add: take a sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1944 It'll be a cold day in hell. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1945 Here are the Ten Commandments of Style--just kidding. What, you didn't think I had a sense of humor? Who do you think created humor? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1946 The unspoken 11th Commandment: "Honor thy Aunt - giver of ugly sweaters" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1947 This might look cute on you! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1948 Thanks Mo'she this sweater will keep you comfy. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1949 And if they break any of my commandments, they shall wear this itchy sweater as punishment 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1950 It's free with your Prime order of ten commandments. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1951 I told you God was a Jewish mother. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1952 How do expect everyone to follow 10 Commandments when you broke your Mom's Golden Rule and forgot your sweater? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1953 Thou shall not ignore your mother when she says, "Better take your sweater." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1954 It's not Technicolor, but it will have to do. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1955 Feel free to substitute: Thou shalt wear thine aunt's darned sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1956 I picked it up on the 8th day. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1957 Take it! No exodus will be led if you have a cold. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1958 thou shalt not be vain 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1959 I'm cold. Put on a sweater. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1960 Moishe, put this on or you'll catch your death. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1961 And no swimming for at least 30 minutes after you've eaten. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1962 Take it! That's an order! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1963 Of course it will shrink! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1964 The greatest of leaders also received help. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1965 Be Prepared for the cold shoulder 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1966 It looks like it won't be long now. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1967 The desert is surprisingly cold at night, you'll need this. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1968 Your mother prayed that thou shalt not catch a cold. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1969 Your grandmother was insulted that you did not take this. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1970 My mother "created" this for you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1971 Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not wear an ugly Christmas sweater! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1972 It's asbestos. And the tablets are clay. You'll figure it out. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1973 I am the Lord they God, now wear your sweater! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1974 I made this one so it won't scratch. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1975 It's from Adam and Eve's latest fall collection. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1976 ...and this came for you from Amazon. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1977 Women always steal your hoodies. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1978 Moses!!!! Take two tablets, put this sweater on and call me in the morning. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1979 I will not need this my Lord. Not with the global warming that is coming. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1980 Lord, make me an instrument of your fleece. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1981 Number 11 thou shall not covert global warming. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1982 With respect, I think "Dress in Layers" is more along the lines of advice. . . 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1983 Thou shalt dress appropriately. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1984 Not yet, Lord. Christmas gifts come much later. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1985 It is mighty cold and lonely at the top. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1986 Number 10: “Thou shall not coat your neighbor’s wife.” 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1987 I might have to write about this a bit differently 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1988 What's going to freeze over? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1989 11. No robes between ten and seven o'clock. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1990 Here, I got it on clearance, it's an Ivanka Trump! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1991 Thank you for doing me this favor and here is a little something for you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1992 I think eleven is rather a lot to ask. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1993 You're going to get a chilly reception, take this too. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1994 Number 11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1995 Thou shalt not freeze 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
1996 Here put this on. I'll go see if I can find you some shoes. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
1997 Take the two tablets and call me in the morning. Oh, and to be on the safe side, wear a sweater to bed. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1998 Oh, and thou shalt not make your mother cold just looking at you. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
1999 I'll give you two stone tablets for it and not a pebble more. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2000 On a cold night in the desert, Manna isn't enough. Have a hoodie. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2001 If you're all knowing, and can tell when I'm lying, why would you ask if I like the sweater you knitted for me. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2002 And here's a little something for Zipporah 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2003 I've also taken up knitting. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2004 I want to introduce you to the Holy Ghost. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2005 You wouldn't pull the wool over my eyes, would you? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2006 Give this to the first person who says, 'It'll be a cold day in hell when I obey the Commandments'. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2007 Here, take this, thou shalt be cold if you wander around the Mount. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2008 And on the Monday following the seventh day of creation God created a new look. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2009 At least have some style. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2010 Before you go, would you try this on? I'm knitting it for a friend about your size. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2011 Thou shalt not forget to bundle up in the cold, for lo, he who breaks this commandment will catch his death out there. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2012 You're going to get a chilly reception. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2013 I was going for more of a Hemingway look 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2014 With every ten commandments you purchase, you receive one angora sweater. Thanks but, what is angora? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2015 This is what I foresee for those Orthodox. Now beaver hats! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2016 Thou shalt prep for the grunge era. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2017 Nice to meet you Amazon, I'm Moses. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2018 I’ll just take the two tablets and call you in the morning. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2019 Don't be such a big shot, take a sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2020 Please wear this so I can quit burning shrubs. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2021 Lose the bathrobe, Moses, you look ridiculous. No one will believe you dressed like that. Here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2022 Wake me when he gets back from Mar-a-Lago. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2023 Take this sweater bubbeleh. The cold in the dessert at night, you don't need to get sick on your walk. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2024 #11-Thou shalt include a gift receipt. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2025 Here ya go, Mosie - yer gonna need this! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2026 The 11th commandment. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2027 Oh, right, you're the tablet guy, not the flood guy. My bad. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2028 '' Isaid ten uvem not denim''' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2029 And though shalt dry clean only. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2030 Try my fruit of the loom pullover 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2031 I climb Mt. Sinai and all I get is this lousy sweater? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2032 No, no, no. I'm fine. The bush is warm enough. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2033 Though shall not covet, but being cozy is ok. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2034 Thou shalt cover up because it gets chilly at night in the desert 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2035 What? With all the hail, locusts, and cattle disease, at least you'll keep warm. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2036 Sometimes I just get a wild hair, M, and like to mess with the weather. You know, God being God, and all that. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2037 All I said was, God I'm freezing my ass off up here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2038 11. Thou Shall Not Chill 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2039 No, I didn't command you to pull over the wool from someone's eyes 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2040 Leather? Who wears LEATHER? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2041 The Red Sea gets chilly at night. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2042 Take it. In a few thousand years, everyone will be doing it. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2043 Trust me, you may be in for a chilly reception! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2044 I'll take a medium 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2045 Take two tablets and keep warm. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2046 Nothing is a solid color? Stripes make me look fat. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2047 But you'll be a leader in fashion, too. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2048 Don't forget the chicken soup! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2049 It gets chilly at night. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2050 And, last but not least, you get you very own Technicolor dream coat. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2051 Those tablets are pretty cold up here, wear this. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2052 I asked "How am I going to pull this one over," not for a "pull-over." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2053 I made it from your lambs wool. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2054 Moses, take this because i'll be sending some cold weather your way and your one of my favorites. You know that, right? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2055 Here, you might need this when you go down. It's Kevlar. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2056 But if it doesn't fit, can I return it? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2057 I'm leading the people out of Egypt, not Norway! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2058 The desert is cold at night 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2059 You might get a chilly reception on that "covet your neighbor's wife" Commandment. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2060 No, Moses, it only comes in this color. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2061 Mom? Already it's too hot by the burning bush. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2062 Don't sweat the small stuff! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2063 Don't tell me you once wore that. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2064 You better take this; nights can get cold in the desert. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2065 wear this,it is your eleventh commandment.the climate change is coming. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2066 How do I tell him that I don't do stripes? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2067 Put this on and affect an Irish accent for a few weeks until things calm down. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2068 Yes Moses, it is cold at the top 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2069 The immaculate hand-me-down sweater. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2070 Next time I will pray for the powerball... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2071 You shall not buy clothes for your Lord online 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2072 #11 Thou shalt dress warmly 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2073 So, you don't just engrave? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2074 I'm sorry, but Amazon doesn't take tablets. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2075 Because it's cold in the desert at night. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2076 It's chilly at the Red Sea. Listen to your mother and take a little sweater, bubeleh. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2077 Put on something warm, take two tablets and contact me in the morning. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2078 God, a hand knit? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2079 Amazon competes with You Know Who. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2080 Spread the word! The Gap is now offering free hand-delivery to select outcrop locations. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2081 Hold on one sec ... Miriam made this for your brother Aaron but it's too small. Can you try it on? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2082 and the 11th is to never wear a hoodie, but we can hold that one back for 2000 years 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2083 Your mother is here and worried you'll catch your death of cold. She insists I deliver unto you this sweater she knitted. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2084 To think I avoided the swing shift all these years 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2085 Your Amazon Prime order is in. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2086 Thanks. You must have noticed my hard nipples. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2087 Only one jacket for my wardrobe? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2088 WHERE DOES IT SAY "THOU SHALT NOT FREEZE"? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2089 Seriously mom, I'm working. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2090 Number eleven: never leave home without a light sweater, just in case. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2091 Knitting. Another Gift from God. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2092 So G-d really is a 'She'. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2093 No. 11: Take good care of yourself, you belong to me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2094 "Read the fine print on the back about global warming"! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2095 Isn't the burning bush enough? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2096 At Amazon, your order is our command! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2097 I'm still workshopping "consequences;" it's come down to either a summer season in this or eternal fire. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2098 Take two tablets once a day for peak performance, while wearing this warm up gear. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2099 While we're at it, your mother says it's cold, take a sweater. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2100 You got it wrong. This is Godess speaking and here is a sweater so you don't catch a cold. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2101 I'm not cold. Why do *I* have to wear a sweater? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2102 Yes I'm certain it's your size. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2103 Moses: If its not your size, you can exchange it. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2104 No, I don't covet that coat -- why do you keep saying that? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2105 ...And all I get it this lousy shirt? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2106 But that looks like it's woven from two different kinds of material, and Lev 19:19 clearly states that's a sin! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2107 Take two tablets, call me in the morning. You can get dressed now. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2108 You're in for a cold welcome 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2109 This is for leaving you out in the cold 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2110 It's drafty - you shouldn't catch a cold! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2111 You forgot your hoodie, Dude. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2112 Yes thou shalt. And put on some socks. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2113 Your mother felt a draft and didn't want you to catch cold. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2114 I did all this for a sweater?! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2115 BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING WARMER. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2116 Just in case they fly your bossy ass right out of the desert. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2117 It's Our fall special. It comes with any order of 10 commandments or more. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2118 The eleventh commandment is to always wear a sweater when it's cold! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2119 But also tell them how generous I am. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2120 Here, take this. You may get a chilly reception. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2121 Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's hoodie. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2122 For thy Mount Sinai ski trips. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2123 Hey God, don't mind me but I think your wee fella might have slipped out and fallen to his death there. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2124 XI. Thou shalt not leave thy clothes in a heap on the bedroom floor. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2125 Add one more: thou shall not get through the gates wearing a turtleneck. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2126 When hell freezes over. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2127 Nothing beats a hammock in these lazy, crazy, hazy days of Crusading. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2128 There's no burning bush today, so you may need this. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2129 And here's the latest in hoody hair shirts. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2130 Amazon Prime,...... the beginnings 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2131 Don't think I don't it but appreciate but I've really got my hands full 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2132 #11 'Ye shall wear this sweater that I knitted and like it' 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2133 Yes, it is the hand of God; in the future, though, I'll be using Amazon Prime. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2134 Sorry God, but horizontal stripes make me look fat. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2135 Here ...you might get a chilly reception! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2136 go tell it on a mountain! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2137 I should have never mentioned the annual Christmas sweater party. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2138 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's space heater! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2139 ...and thou shalt not dress like you just got out of bed! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2140 We're very productive, we don't just engrave... 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2141 You'll need this. You are going to get a very cold reception. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2142 ...and a little something just for you. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2143 Is that sweater hand-knitted with organic yarn? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2144 And here's a little something from the wife... 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2145 Your mother knitted you a little something for the cold reception you'll get from your crowd at the bottom. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2146 It's cold at night where you're going. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2147 You might need this - the promised land has gotten a little chilly lately. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2148 And you'll need this, on the off chance that someone obeys them. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2149 And this is for you...your mother made you a sweater for the trip, she says it might get cold. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2150 Take these and call me in the morning. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2151 God is white? 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2152 Wow, I just ordered that an hour ago on Amazon! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2153 I'll hold your sweater for you. I promise you won't need it for the next 40 years. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2154 Thou shall not freeze to death getting up here for my commandments. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2155 Good luck with those commandments, but from now on, my thing is knitting. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2156 God, the Mother. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2157 Number 11. Thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2158 Put on a sweater, my Mother says she's cold. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2159 Stop complaining, I only have holey sweaters. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2160 If you don't want to be remembered as the guy who invented the hoodie, then fine. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2161 The eleventh commandment: Obey your mother. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2162 Yeah, I bought it on Amazon, and it doesn't fit me. But these I'll keep. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2163 It's going to be a very long winter! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2164 Trust me. It's going to be a cold reception. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2165 Umm...can we keep that as more of a Recommendation? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2166 Forty nights on a desert mountain top, and you didn't bring a sweater. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2167 When the burning bush didn't work, I knew I'd grab your attention with this loud sweater. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2168 How much do you covet your brother's hoodie, Moses? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2169 Make it 10 and I'll give you this 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2170 thou shalt not put thy wife's favorite sweater in the dryer 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2171 Bible outtakes: The story of Moses and the hoodie of many colors. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2172 I know it's cold up there. This will warm you and the tablets before you serve them. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2173 Just to be clear . . . you want "thou shall knit" to replace the thing about idols or coveting? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2174 It's just a suggestion. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2175 No thanks, I'll be right back. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2176 One last thing - thou shalt put on thy sweater; it's cold out! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2177 Soooo... the 10 commandments for the children of Isreal and the sweater for your wife. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2178 This is the latest trend- breathable fabric and comfy to wear on long walks 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2179 It's size XL. But I'm God. I can make it any size you want. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2180 I picked this out for Joseph. Whaddya think, maybe a bit over the top, color-wise? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2181 Remind me to make you some sneakers too, those Birkenstocks are God awful. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2182 Here, you can tell your wife you went shopping for her. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2183 You're going to get the cold shoulder after you read these commandments. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2184 It's NOT going to shrink!... trust me, I'm God! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2185 Details are my business. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2186 Thou shall not deny climate change. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2187 ...and this one's just a suggestion... 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2188 Before you go, here's a suggestion from Mrs. God. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2189 Saint laurent cashmere 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2190 Number 11 is always wear cashmere. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2191 Honor her by finally wearing this sweater she bought at discount for your birthday, and shave that beard so she can see your pretty face. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2192 Thou shalt also replace your old holey one with this holy one. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2193 It looks warm, but is it waterproof? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2194 Here...I invented the turtleneck. Now you can lose the beard. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2195 ... and your mom commands that you wear this sweater on the mountain. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2196 Before we start, your mom wants you to put on this on. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2197 Here, put this on....it will be awhile! 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2198 You forgot the eleventh: when hell freezes over, wear your hoodie. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2199 One other thing: "Thou shall not be preoccupied with fashion." 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2200 Take it. It couldn't hurt. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2201 "Thou shalt shop the clearance sale at Bergdorf." What do you mean, there's no more room? 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2202 Layers Moishele! 1.1429 0.07268 35 31 3 1
2203 Six says you shall labor and on the seventh dress casual. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2204 Thou shalt wash this in cold water only, and lay it flat to dry. 1.1429 0.06001 35 30 5 0
2205 Not only can these fingers write on stone but take a look at this sweater I knitted. 1.1379 0.08191 29 26 2 1
2206 Mosie Baby, When the burning bush goes out, you'll need a little sweater. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2207 Yes, I knit. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2208 Honor thy father and mother. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2209 Here, those are going to get a chilly reception. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2210 And, thou shalt not send me any more Christmas sweaters. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2211 Just put it on and don't argue with me. Reread #4. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2212 without the burning bush it can get cold on the mount 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2213 Honor thy father and mother. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2214 They said I could either bow the knee or hang. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2215 Put this on, your mother is cold. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2216 I thought you said we should expect "Global Warming" 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2217 Follow these commandments and get a free Tshirt 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2218 Does my ability to knit surprise you? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2219 And use this until you invent sunscreen. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2220 No one will believe you with a runny nose. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2221 Here. Wear this to protect yourself when you tell them they still can't commit adultery. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2222 It is pronounced Seder 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2223 How many times must I tell you ... 'when you climb a mountain for messages, you take a sweater! Oy!' 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2224 Isn't Joseph's coat a different episode? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2225 Mother Nature says put this on before you catch your death! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2226 It shrunk in the wash, sooooo... 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2227 Here you go. Your mom said she forgot to put a sweater in your basket 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2228 Um thanks for the rule book and all, but it's gonna be a couple thousand years before I'll be willing to wear a hoodie. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2229 Thou shalt put on a sweater 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2230 I made it from an IKEA rug. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2231 Your grandmother wanted you to have this, too. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2232 I'm saving the black one for Steve Jobs. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2233 Number 11: never wash woolens in water. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2234 Patagonia or Graven Image? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2235 Oh, and here. Jeff Bezos asked me to deliver this. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2236 Honour your father and your mother. You'll catch cold if you don't put it on. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2237 Number Eleven! Never pay retail. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2238 And thou shalt stay warm to please thy mother. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2239 Polytheism, no. Polyester, okay. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2240 You'll need this sweater, Moishe. It's cold down there. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2241 Honor thy mother. It's chilly- put on a sweater. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2242 God prepares him to deliver the Ten Recommendations. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2243 Nice try Moses, but I'm not falling for the ole 'I need to come back because I forgot my sweater trick'. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2244 Wear this until global warming kicks in. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2245 No, there is no commandment that prohibits regifting, but I am vengeful. And omniscient. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2246 I will now set forth my 'Ten Suggestions.' 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2247 Here put this one or you'll freeze to death. Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2248 I'll need this back by Thursday. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2249 I lost the third tablet, so I scribbled it on the back of this jacket instead. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2250 now I understand the handling fee 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2251 Mom, stop you're embarrassing me! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2252 Call it number 11. You shall always accept God's hand me downs 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2253 The Church was having a yard sale 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2254 Number 11: Layer. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2255 You will need this when hell freezes over. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2256 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Patagonia either. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2257 No, really, I like it just as much as these! 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2258 Thank you for doing business with Amazon. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2259 When darkness and destruction descends on the earth, it may get a bit chilly! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2260 You may have been created in my image, Moses, but you're a lousy dresser. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2261 Yes, I know but it can get cold on the mountain. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2262 I know it's the desert, but it gets cold at night. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2263 God, you are so bossy! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2264 Oy vey, I remember when a sweater went for five commandments. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2265 Our covenant includes a deal with LL Bean 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2266 No returns after 30 days. It's in the fine print. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2267 You thought Global Warming was a bad thing, so enjoy the next Ice Age. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2268 Take it, take it. TAKE IT! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2269 Because it will be a cold day in hell before there are other gods before me 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2270 If this doesn't fit you can return it within thirty days. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2271 ...and when they start coveting thy sweater, thou shalt know what to say. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2272 You’re likely to get a chilly reception when you read those, so you might want to put this on. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2273 You're going to need this because of the cold reception you're get. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2274 Buy two tablets get a sweater free. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2275 Your mother says you need this. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2276 Thou shalt wear alpaca. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2277 Bestowing purls. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2278 I'm Mrs. Yahweh. Here, dear, something for the chill up here. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2279 It wouldn't hurt you to listen to your mother for once 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2280 Here, Amazon was having a sale. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2281 I'm on Amazon.com.! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2282 THOUGH SHALT NOT ADVERTISE AS ONE SIZE FITS ALL. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2283 what's the delivery charge? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2284 ..and Thou Shalt Not Catch Cold. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2285 Wear the turtleneck Moses. You're less likely to be stoned if they think you're a hipster. If you have them, some chinos and loafers would be a nice touch. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2286 Thou shalt not forsake the winter sweater sale at Old Navy. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2287 And then God created the 3/4 sleeve, and so we could cover our elbows but never our wrists. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2288 Thou shalt knit. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2289 A gift is not something you get at a thrift store. OMG. What a cheapskate. And it has too many colors for me. Save it for Joseph. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2290 Don't ask. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2291 You could be in for a chilly reception 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2292 Congratulations. Here is your varsity sweater. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2293 Err, "cold day in hell" was just a figure of speech. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2294 I got this for you on a stopover in Iceland. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2295 Did you keep the receipt? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2296 Mary said it will make you look more approachable. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2297 Evidence that God is a Mom. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2298 Shopping on a tablet is divine! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2299 Really, I shouldn't have to tell you. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2300 Here's a little something for your trouble. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2301 No,no,no,no, it's a "miracle" you don't catch your death up there on that mountain of yours. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2302 I'm thinking for 11 - Thou shalt stay warm. What do you think? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2303 It's the hoodie of many colors. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2304 Well, I planned to burn a bush for some warmth, but the fire danger's too high today, so take this instead 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2305 Amazon also offers clothing & accessories. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2306 Amazon Bypasses Restrictive Drone Laws 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2307 It doesn't fit me. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2308 And this is from your grandmother. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2309 It's more of a suggestion than a commandment. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2310 I said, "Thou shalt not COVER" 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2311 Oh, and XI: Thou shalt not mess with the thermostat. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2312 Show them this cashmere, that should convince them. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2313 Almost forgot. Thou shalt not be chilly. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2314 And, finally, thou shalt not wear this parka before Thanksgiving. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2315 No, this is your coat of arms. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2316 A swap? Are you serious? 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2317 Commandment #11: Thou shalt not make any returns past the 7th day. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2318 "Here, try this. Redingote are out of date and scaring people now. Try Wool to be Cool". -Hipster God. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2319 This one's more of a fatherly suggestion. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2320 Okay, Moses. We have a deal. I’ll give you the two autographed tablets and throw in this virgin lamb’s wool hoodie for a golden calf. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2321 The eleventh commandment is always take a jacket when you climb a mountain. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2322 I AM the Lord your God... now take this, honey. It's a bit nippy in Canaan. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2323 And for a limited time only, you get a free sweater with your purchase 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2324 It's wool. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2325 I told your mother I'd give you the sweater, but there'll be no 'Dress Warmly' commandment. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2326 Oh, one last thing. You will be needing this where you are heading. It has frozen over. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2327 Thou shalt not cruise retail stores, then buy the same item on line 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2328 Thou shalt not covet Patagonia 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2329 Wait, there's one more -- #11: Dry Clean Only! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2330 After Moses takes the 10 Commandments, G_d makes the first Suggestion – take this sweater so you shouldn’t catch a cold. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2331 Trade? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2332 It's going to get chilly down there. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2333 More than bless, you need sweater! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2334 Last but not least, it's Merino wool. You're welcome. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2335 And that's not all! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2336 If people take those seriously you'll need this for when Hell freezes over. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2337 One last thing Moses, Winter is Coming. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2338 At this height on the mountain, you'll need your winter coat. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2339 it's couture...trust me, it's a thing. 1.1290 0.08971 31 29 0 2
2340 Oh, and one more: Thou shalt not dress like a schlub. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2341 Dad can tut-tut all he wants. I'm still your mom. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2342 This doesn't help with cold feet but it's a start... 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2343 It's great, but do you think we could've put the commandments on some lightweight fabric too? 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2344 I want you to start in Iceland. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2345 Yes, I did say to take two tablets, but you must also keep from getting chilled. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2346 The good news is, at least it's frozen over. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2347 Have you forgotten? You ordered it on your tablet! 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2348 Here you go. Please, get rid of the ugly Xmas sweater. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2349 . . . and, Moses, put on this sweater. Your mother's cold. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2350 Maybe you'll look more like Charlton Heston with this on. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2351 Last offer, it's a pashmina, cage-free pull-over, for those two slabs. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2352 The 11th commandment, which I didn't give you was: Never go out at night without a sweater! 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2353 Oh, and here is something for the little lady. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2354 One more thing: Thou shalt wear your sweater. It's going to be cold today. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2355 Our focus group says this and the beard will make you more relevant to the under 55 set. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2356 I said capsules, not tablets. Use this to fight the fever. 1.1290 0.07679 31 28 2 1
2357 Don't covet it. Just wear it. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2358 Forgot one: "Thou shall not go out without your sweater" 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2359 They will mock you. Wear your mock neck. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2360 Location, Lord, location. Couldn't you promise us a more centrally located land? 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2361 and lastly, thou shalt wear this sweater so thou shalt not catch pneumonia shlepping around in that outfit! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2362 The 11th commandment : Never leave without a sweater. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2363 A gift for me ? Thou shalt not have. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2364 To keep them warm, and hide the fat. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2365 Let's see. It's two tablets a day and wear the sweater when I feel a draft. The socks will be ready next week, and your name is Agnes. 1.1250 0.08695 32 30 0 2
2366 Like a burning bush, it's so warm. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2367 The first commandment should be dress accordingly. Here, put this on before you catch a cold. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2368 Winter is here. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2369 Thou shalt wear Gore-Tex. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2370 And... Number 11...always take a sweater. If you don't need, then you'll take it off. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2371 Thou shalt not catch thy death. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2372 So G-d really is a 'She'. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2373 Take two tablets, stay warm and pray to me in the morning. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2374 One last thing, always wear your sweater outdoors. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2375 I'll trade you . 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2376 Let's add one more - Thou shall not re-gift. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2377 In case people give you the cold shoulder. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2378 When your descendents go to the mountaintops they will be thus attired. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2379 Eleventh Commandment! A sweater is what you wear when your Mother is cold! 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2380 You may need this in case they don't listen. The desert gets cold at night. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2381 Say, Can you give Joseph this. He must have left it. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2382 this decalogue is hardly fair trade for my hand woven egyptian wool sweater 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2383 Or we can embroider them on this lovely sweater... 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2384 Not the striped one. It itches. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2385 Guard the Sabbath and Keep it Hygge. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2386 Winter is coming! Oh. Sorry. Wrong show ... 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2387 Hey, big shot, you forgot your sweater. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2388 Here's your Amazon Prime order. 1.1250 0.05940 32 28 4 0
2389 Thou shalt not crochet. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2390 AND ALWAYS BUY WHOLESALE 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2391 This should cover it. 1.1212 0.07227 33 30 2 1
2392 I used to think drone delivery was heavenly. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2393 Thou shalt not kilt, but you better sweater. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2394 Oh, and 11th is: match colors to the season. Here, get on the program Moses. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2395 It'll look good on you, you have my word. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2396 Try changing your look 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2397 I miss the burning bush. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2398 But I wanted a cardigan. Is that from the sale rack? Who does your nails? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2399 Amazon's new ...Instant Delivery! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2400 Honor thy father! It's nippy my child. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2401 With this message, you should expect an icy reception. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2402 It gets chilly way up here and I like to crochet in my spare time. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2403 I am the mother of all things -- and all things shall put on a sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2404 "Take the two tablets, dress warmly, and call me in yhe morning". 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2405 And then God said unto Moses: "That's a wrap." 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2406 Thou shalt have no other hand-me-downs before mine. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2407 Your mother is cold. She commands you put a sweater on. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2408 I'm thinking stone makes a stronger statement than yarn, but then again, who am I to question. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2409 Or I can teach you to play hacky sack. Up to you. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2410 For your cold, take the two tablets and dress warmly. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2411 Tell Dathan he won't need this where he's going. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2412 No return on the tablets, but I'll take back the sweater if it doesn't fit. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2413 And the 11th is cable-knit 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2414 I'll take the Hoody, you'll have enough problems with the tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2415 Got it. Moths and weevils. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2416 Thou shalt buy clothing from Lord & Taylor. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2417 Oh, and one more thing. Thou shalt not wear turtleneck sweaters like this one. They're just dumb. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2418 Thou shall not leave thy sweater at thy neighbor’s wife’s house. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2419 And you have to do it in an itchy sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2420 You can at least say you lived to see the promised Lands End. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2421 With fifteen you get the whole suit. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2422 If you want to honor thy mother, just take it … 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2423 You shall have no other goods before Me! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2424 You might catch Pneumonia in that robe . . . don't need to end up in Mt. Sinai. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2425 " Don't question the hand of God." O.K. Mom! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2426 But wait - there's more! And only one hundred shekels plus shipping and handling, ay-yay-yay! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2427 The beard is good, but trim it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2428 Moses trust me, this will make it more hip for the kids. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2429 Thou shalt not shiver. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2430 And if that fails try selling this. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2431 This is so you remember to tell them the about the sweater rule. The other ten you can smash for all I care. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2432 Yes, Moses, it is a flak jacket, and believe Me, you're going to need it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2433 This one is just for you. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2434 One more -- Sweater Saturday! Thou shalt wear a sweater every Saturday. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2435 Desert, schmesert, down there, at night, it's cold. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2436 Corporate says we need to modernize 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2437 Take this with those 2 cold tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2438 I'm pretty sure he's at Mar-a-Lago. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2439 Didn't your mother tell you to wear this? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2440 Becsuse 1: there's a draft, and 2: your mother said so, and she's covered by #5. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2441 ... and update your wardrobe. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2442 Take these two tablets, wash in cold water, then block your clean garment. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2443 The missus made it for you. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2444 XI. " ... and if it be VERY cold, thou shalt also wear a hat and mittens." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2445 Numer eleven. Listen to your mother. It's cold up there. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2446 You mean I can't even covet my neighbor's sweater? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2447 Thou shall not cover thy neighbors wife. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2448 Oh can you also drop this off at the dryclean... No, sorry, the commandments will be fine. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2449 Thous shalt not dry clean. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2450 " I crochet in my spare time". 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2451 Even in paradise we have a dressing code 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2452 Let my hoodie go 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2453 it's cold. Put this on when you take off your shoes. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2454 Heavenly to have a Body Freedom girl with us! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2455 You'll need this for the chilling response of those G-d damn atheists! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2456 It's just a cold. Use this hoodie, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2457 No! I asked for one with a zipper! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2458 Now that I'm done with stone carving, I'm taking up knitting. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2459 You are going to have a cold reception 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2460 Number 11: Thy shalt honor thy mother's wishes 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2461 Trust me here, Mo. You'll kill in this, so to speak. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2462 Only if I can send it back. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2463 Here. It's a little chilly up here. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2464 Just take two tablets and bundle up. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2465 And the LORD said unto Moses, "it might be chilly on the way down, just take it in case..." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2466 Ugly as it may be, you'll need it for my son's birthday party. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2467 Keep the Sabbath day holy and cedar in the sleeves when your not wearing it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2468 Dry cleanith only, as it is written. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2469 Deus ex Sweaterca 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2470 Remember to keep the Sabbath day, homie. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2471 Thou shall not clash. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2472 Number 11 isn't written down: Always wear something warm on cold Sinai nights. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2473 There is a 50% chance that a cold front will come through tonight. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2474 Also, can you also return this to Walmart for me? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2475 I was kidding about the gay stuff and the mixed fabrics stuff. Here, take a rainbow sweater. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2476 I know you don't always like my motherly tendencies, but I knitted it just for you. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2477 Number Eleven: Thou shalt not wash thy wool sweater in hot water. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2478 Drawing by Benjamin Schwartz, Contest #581, August 28, 2017 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2479 I take a 40 Regular without the Tablets 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2480 You dress so shabbily. Take this rainbow coat of many colors, it's very gay 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2481 Behold, I bring you a gift from the Lord of Lost Polly Pockets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2482 That's the benefit of being the Holy Shepherd. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2483 No, you don't need it to be waterproof. Trust me. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2484 Wear this to give you street cred. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2485 And, a little something for your wife for the effort. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2486 It was on sale, you'll grow into it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2487 Your mother said you should wear a sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2488 No mention of coveting a jacket. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2489 Thanks for signing up for Anazon Primes Direct Service. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2490 When they get around to reading them, you'll need some street cred. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2491 Your mother says it's cold 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2492 The next time you see me I'll be a freezing bush. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2493 It's a size X. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2494 We're scrapping the original tablets. You're need a jacket while we come up with new rules. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2495 I understand you'll believe in me when hell freezes over. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2496 And you should wear more horizontal stripes. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2497 YOU SHALL NOT CATCH COLD !! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2498 Do you have it in navy, no stripes? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2499 Global warming, global schmorming. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2500 Oh my God, can we add one more? Please, no horizontal stripes. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2501 And number eleven, thou shalt not mock turtleneck. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2502 Better wear this ... it's gonna be a chilly reception ... 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2503 Remember thy neck, to keep it warm 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2504 I thought they were cold tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2505 I don't care how other prophets are dressing, thou shalt wear this to school, my son. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2506 Thou shalt not covet the Lord's comfy sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2507 What about this for your little Christian mingle? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2508 This will last longer than the burning bush. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2509 Try it on. That's a commandment! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2510 You might get a chilly reception when you return. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2511 If you give me those two paper towel rolls, I'll give you this sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2512 Your mother's right -- it does get chilly in the desert after dinner. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2513 And one more thing: Thou shalt not wear turtleneck sweaters. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2514 I've given up golf for knitting. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2515 A hoodie in the Sinai? Really? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2516 It gets cold up here. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2517 If you want to destroy my sweater, break the tablets and walk away. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2518 Let it be written: "No striped turtleneck shirts with sandals!" 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2519 let's just stick with the first 10 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2520 Is this an attempt to eclipse me? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2521 Keep it under wraps. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2522 And number eleven: hand wash only. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2523 Sent by Amazon Echo, paid for by God 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2524 You might need this. The desert gets cold at night. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2525 Eleven, thou shalt not wash wool in hot water. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2526 No! No! I said: Thou Shalt Knit! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2527 This will help you to avoid brain freeze so you won't drop the tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2528 Drop the tablets and take the sweater. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2529 Here is a little reward for doing the Tablet thing for me. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2530 Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. Fashion is your friend. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2531 In case hell freezes over... 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2532 Oh, and thou shalt not wear turtlenecks in the summer. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2533 Welcome to the valley Moses. You shall lead the tribe with my tablets, omnipresent cloud, and this lofty hoodie. Together, we will make the world a better place. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2534 Welcome to the valley Moses. You shall lead the tribe with my tablets, omnipresent cloud, and this lofty hoodie. Together, we will make the world a better place. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2535 Be prepared for an ice age. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2536 Now. will you stop grumbling about how cold it is up here and write Dow what I tell you? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2537 Your mom said that you are not dressed properly for a cold mountain top and asked me to give you this. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2538 I realize that this is kind of sudden, but we have need for someone like you in Saskatchewan. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2539 Thou shalt also be warm. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2540 Thou shall not knit. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2541 Bubbie says you'll catch your death. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2542 I knew the 6th commandment could be a problem. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2543 Is that a "Free People" sweater? It's too radical for the people. Let's stick with the tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2544 A little something extra for the grandchildren. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2545 A hair shirt! Are the stone tablets too much? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2546 Listen, I've already told you, Joseph got the technicolor dreamcoat. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2547 It's not the weather I'm worried about. It's your circumcision concept. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2548 Trust me, I don't need to ask the weatherman. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2549 Dry clean only?!? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2550 11 always wear a warm sweater 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2551 Thou shall not wear a turtleneck. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2552 One more thing - there will be a cold snap. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2553 I said I wasn't cold, Mom! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2554 And dress for the weather. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2555 You'll never make it to the Promised Land, but at least be comfortable on the journey. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2556 They said, " it will be a cold day in hell before they listen". 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2557 And the 11th commandment: don't forget a sweater, it'll be cold today. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2558 Try this for your next ugly sweater party. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2559 I just knew climate change was fake news. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2560 So I should drop five of your Commandments to save myself from freezing to death? Is that my final offer?" 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2561 Fleece is the word. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2562 Although it didn't make the top ten, thou shalt not be chilly. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2563 It's a bonus for doing all 10. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2564 And thou shalt have FREE Same-Day Delivery. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2565 It's made of 100% manna thread. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2566 Scientology is weirder than I expected. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2567 Trust me you will want this. Those desert nights can get a little chilly 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2568 Today's commandment is sponsored by Nike. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2569 Commandment Number 11: Fashion 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2570 The beard isn't as effective as you think. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2571 A regift from God 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2572 Better take it. You won't believe what's coming. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2573 It gets pretty cold in the desert at night, you're going to need this. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2574 I call it the amazing technicolor mock turtleneck. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2575 Thou shalt honor thy mother, and thy mother said to put on a sweater because the mountain is chilly. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2576 And add an eleventh: wear your jacket. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2577 "Funny, I've always thought of Thee as a Jewish father! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2578 I ran out of tablets, so I knitted 5 more onto this. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2579 I'm beginning to thing you DON'T have a divine plan. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2580 Think of mine as the 10 Least Things you would do if you loved me. Now put this on before you catch your death. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2581 100 PERCENT SHEEP WOOL - Made in Heaven "Wear this when the sun goes down." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2582 So, #11 will be "Never Pay Retail?" 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2583 One more thing: this just shrunk in the wash; maybe it'll fit you. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2584 If thou love me then help me remove this stain. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2585 ....and wear this. There will be a cool reception to the sixth rule. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2586 Opps, my bad. I'll trade you for something useful that won't cast the world into centuries of religious strife. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2587 And I say unto you, "Winter is coming." 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2588 In case it's chilly. Not a commandment, just a suggestion. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2589 Something for the little lady. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2590 For the cold desert nights. Don't say I never gave you anything. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2591 No, I had a hat. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2592 #11 You shall not sniffle! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2593 No, thank you... The last handout you gave ended civilization! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2594 In the original Hebrew its, "Thou shalt not murder." 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2595 I know it's the desert, but doesn't it get chilly in the desert at night? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2596 Pssst... Thou Shalt Not Pay Retail! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2597 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2598 What are you, my mother? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2599 If you don't like it, I can turn it into something else. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2600 Really? You want me to add "Always Wear a Sweater When Its Chilly?" 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2601 Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2602 Be careful not to drop any of the twelve tablets ! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2603 Ivanka say's "You'll Love It! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2604 God's Goodwill 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2605 And to help with the chilling effect... 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2606 It's a heavenly special. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2607 Thou shalt keep warm. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2608 When I told you to go out you forgot your sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2609 And on the fifth day he created cashmere. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2610 Veils are so last-year. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2611 Thanks but I really prefer a Yankee baseball jacket." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2612 One more thing... (sigh)... from your mother. Yocheved is convinced you’ll catch your death up here. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2613 Seems Hell has frozen over! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2614 I knit it myself. Isn't it cute? It goes great with your sandals. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2615 So I get a cold reception when I deliver these tablets? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2616 Didn't I tell you to honor your mother. It's cold on a mountain top. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2617 Pssst...give them something practical to use. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2618 Lord, I don't need a pullover sweater. I prayed that you would "pullover" the sinners to our side. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2619 ...and if they're still not on board, then tell 'em "Winter is Coming.™" 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2620 Trust your mother on this; you don't want to be catching cold. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2621 How am I supposed to turn this into a joke if I can't tell whether that's a poncho or a turtleneck? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2622 He's only on the fourth hole. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2623 What do you want? A burning bush? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2624 I asked for a cardigan. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2625 Who needs a drone 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2626 I run the fashion end; Taylor handles merchandising. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2627 Everyone's getting into the same-day delivery service 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2628 If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you're not ugly. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2629 Thou shalt not J. Crew. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2630 Here, put this on or you'll catch your death. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2631 And one more thing: Thou shalt put this on when thy mother is cold. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2632 Also, explain the schmata business. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2633 Haven't I told you about climate change? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2634 Just 10 commandments , Lord. Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2635 The first commandment: "Put this on, I don't want you to catch a chill." 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2636 What, you don't like the sweater? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2637 It's the answer to a prayer from your mother. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2638 And dressing for the weather is a very strong recommendation. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2639 This is for you, too, but you won't need it if you ignore what's on those tablets. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2640 It's not my size, but I think it will fit you. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2641 Now there's a heavenly sweater. Too bad it's summer. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2642 This didn't make the list but thou shalt not be chilly when there's a draft. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2643 Remember the Day of the Sweater and keep it unholy. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2644 Sure, this mountain's cold. But I'll be damned if I'm coveting. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2645 I'm trading you to the Siberia Saints. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2646 If it's not thy size, thou shalt regift it. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2647 So that's what you do when your husband is off making commandments. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2648 Hurry, put this on before he comes back. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2649 What have you done with Waldo? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2650 Thou shalt wear this! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2651 I gotta hand you everything. Ya nev'a listen to your mother, Moisy, going outside without your cover. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2652 I think they'll buy it if you look a little more bad ass. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2653 AND THEN THERE WERE HOODIES 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2654 Tablets, shmablets... PUT ON A SWEATER! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2655 You're tired of the desert? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2656 I hope you're not bribing me with that sweater. The tablets are mine! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2657 Angora of the Covenant 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2658 Try it on. It's genuine Naugahyde. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2659 Thank you! I've been freezing for the past 39 days. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2660 I have brought thee into the 21st century, so lose the dress. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2661 Thou shalt not sweat the little things. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2662 Jochebed says the 11th. Commandment is "PUT YOUR SWEATER ON!! IT'S COLD ON THAT MOUNT!!!" 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2663 I keep telling you, only use cold water when washing my fine wools. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2664 It's cold on that mountain - so I also made you a sweater! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2665 I told you not to put my good sweater in the dryer. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2666 I promise, they won't kill the messenger, but they might send him to Siberia! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2667 Are you sure the climate is changing already? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2668 Oh, I almost forgot: Thou shalt not pay retail. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2669 It gets cold in hell. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2670 Wear a sweater. It's cold at the top. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2671 Your Jewish mother didn't want you to be cold. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2672 Eleventh commandment: Wear a sweater, lest ye catch a chill. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2673 No disrespect God, but Amazon already nailed same day delivery. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2674 You're gonna need this for the journey back 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2675 Thou shalt stay warm up here. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2676 And now for the Ten Fashion Do's And Don'ts... 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2677 Consider this an early Christmas present. Very early. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2678 There won't be a burning bush this time. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2679 Moses, I just created knits. Try on this little 3/4 sleeve T. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2680 Go ahead, pull the wool over their eyes! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2681 And thou shalt keep the Sabbath warm and cozy. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2682 They haven't finished the Technicolor Dream Coat, so you'll have to settle for the Sepia Pullover. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2683 And this in in case you are being given the cold shoulder. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2684 They'll get a chilly reception. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2685 Thanks anyway. But, it's hot next to that burning bush! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2686 I know the desert can be cold at night. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2687 Oh, 11.) Take a jacket. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2688 Oh no! When I said 'a cold day in hell', I was only joking. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2689 I knitted ten. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2690 Thou shall not be cold. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2691 You know what they say about Gods with big hands 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2692 By the way, Moses, here's an early Christmas present. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2693 You won't wander very far without a coat 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2694 Take it, I only knit these for my chosen ones. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2695 ... and don't forget to wear your galoshes. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2696 This better be my wife's size. She hasn't been shopping in 40 years. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2697 If this doesn't fit, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2698 One more thing. The desert gets almighty cold at night. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2699 I know I'm being bossy, but I command you to put this on too. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2700 I didn't want you to catch a cold. But if you do, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2701 Come on, any self-respecting Israelite knows "thou shalt never wear polyester"! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2702 No, don't thank Me. It's just an old hand-me-down. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2703 And get yourself some sensible shoes too. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2704 This is for the 'cold' reception you'll get down there. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2705 #11 -Thou shalt not put sweaters in the dryer 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2706 Let's warm up the message a little, Moses; 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2707 and... thou shall wear this! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2708 Here, take this...the desert can get a little chilly at night. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2709 Next stop is Patagonia. You'll need this. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2710 Covet this! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2711 You don't think the desert gets cold at night? Which one of us should know? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2712 I'll take this. You won't need it where you're going. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2713 Artemis knitted you a sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2714 Oh, and I almost forgot: Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2715 It's a souvenir for you. It says, "I visited Mt. Horeb and all I got was this lousy shirt." 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2716 Number eleven, thou shalt wear your sweater when you mother says to. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2717 "Stop qveching already! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2718 The king can have his robe back when I get a 401k. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2719 It's not a commandment, just a suggestion from someone with some life experience. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2720 See if it fits 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2721 Oh, one more thing, Gabriel washed this in hot, and now it doesn't fit anymore. Canst thou use a comfy turtleneck? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2722 And thou shalt not catch your death! Take the coat! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2723 Follow those Commandments or I'll make you wear this sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2724 Now thee will never covet thy neighbor's sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2725 Unwritten rule: Bring a sweater. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2726 Take two tablets, wear this in the evening, and please call your Mother more often. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2727 Oh - and this really cool parka.. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2728 Take this gift, and make Turtlenecks the new trend. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2729 But I'm sweating already. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2730 Try this protective cover for your tablet..... 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2731 Oh, and Moses -- here's a little something to go with the sandals... 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2732 Wear this. The reception from your people will turn frosty when you read out the sixth. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2733 Winter ware, does this mean that I'm not going down under? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2734 Is that a multidenominational holiday sweater, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2735 Merry Christmas. Don't ask, just take it. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2736 You forgot 'Thou shalt weareth thy Grandmother's knitting'. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2737 They will covet your sweater. It'll be a hoot. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2738 With what I have planned for you, you won't be needing this. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2739 What? The King said to make ourselves at home! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2740 Thou shat not wear this tucked in. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2741 NO MOSES, I MEANT BRING YOUR BROTHER AARON - NOT AN ARAN! 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2742 Father, Please! Can't I decide this one thing for myself? 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2743 The weatherman said it may snow today 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2744 11) Thou shall wear ugly sweaters in December to commemorate my birth. 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2745 Thanks for the beautiful sweater, but I think it's too warm for the Land of Canaan. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2746 And DON'T WHERE THIS 'TIL AFTER LABOR DAY... 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2747 And check out this sweater I got you for 50% off at Barney's. Oh, I meant to add that to the tablets, 'thou shalt always delight in a great deal.' 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2748 No worries, global warming won't be here for a very long time 1.1071 0.05952 28 25 3 0
2749 Or, this sweater! 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2750 Your neighbor's wife might like this. 1.1071 0.07867 28 26 1 1
2751 Is it made from mixed fibers? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2752 The desert will turn into an ice rink before the people keep those commandments. So here, in case they do. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2753 boychik, my mother knitted this for you so you won't catch your death. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2754 Look what I commanded from MY tablet! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2755 Thou shalt attire thyself in hipster clothing such as this vintage raglan sweater. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2756 Cloud services, of course. But nice tablets. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2757 Is is wrinkleproof 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2758 Take it! It's got the Charlton Heston logo on the back 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2759 And, finally, thou shalt not knit pick! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2760 Sorry Moses, this is the only colors left. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2761 Thou shalt not be chilly. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2762 Thou shall not wear this with sandals. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2763 Ancient is out. Go online, wear this hoodie, for God's sake, update. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2764 Wear this as you'll be receiving a cool reception! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2765 Don't forget the kevlar sweater I made you. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2766 Following the 10 commandments now comes with a free Amazon Prime account. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2767 I forgot to add: Black Lives Matter. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2768 Could I have a Twitter Account instead? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2769 Forgive me my God, I asked for shelter not sweater! 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2770 Nobody wears these in Egypt 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2771 when the tablets cool, you'll need this 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2772 Sorry, I wasn't bartering. I was commanding. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2773 I'll trade if it's double knit. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2774 It didn't make the top ten, but you should always wear a nice warm sweater. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2775 You'll need this for the response that the text shall receive. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2776 Your Mom says you should put this on, or you'll catch cold on the way down. Watch out for the rocks. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2777 You'll need this. Some of them will get a very cool reception. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2778 The eleventh commandment is to wear layers. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2779 While you're at it, I promised Jacob this coat. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2780 Thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2781 And God the Mother adds, "Thou shalt dress for the weather, what's wrong with you anyway?!" 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2782 Wrong size. Can you return this back to Amazon? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2783 For Moses was thankful...and God was cold. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2784 ... and for my last commandment, thou can never go wrong with a cashmere sweater. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2785 It's going to get cold when that burning bush is done. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2786 I knitted it myself 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2787 But, Lord, I do not have a skateboard. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2788 Please mom, I don't need a sweater. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2789 Just a reminder to add Global Warming. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2790 Better take this, it's a cold cruel world. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2791 Or you can trade those common stone tablets for this amazing sweater of hand knitted Peruvian alpaca wool. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2792 You'll need it once the tomatoes start flying. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2793 You need to be prepared for a cold reception. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2794 ...The Salvation Army gets the coat coat - the tablets go to Goodwill. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2795 How appropriate,one size fits all. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2796 Father, please keep me wholly covered in Your divine protection. Not funny, I said wholly not wooly. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2797 Moses, I command you, take this schmatta as a symbol for my people to remember they should never pay retail! 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2798 Here take this too, it gets cold on Mount Sinai. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2799 I can't find the box with the receipt. See if They'll give you a store credit. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2800 There's nothing in here about a dress code. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2801 11th - thou shalt wear a coat when your mother tells you to. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2802 ...and last, "Thou shall not forget your sweater" 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2803 Oh, and thou shall not catch a cold. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2804 Thou shalt not be out of style 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2805 Take it from me it's cold at the top 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2806 The Eleventh Commandment is, "Striped cashmere sweaters are the look for fall." 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2807 HERE! You may get a cold reception down there. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2808 I said "Golden Calf", not "Cold and Cough". 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2809 And the Eleventh Commandment: Never leave the house without a sweater. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2810 Your mother says it's cold up here and you need a sweater. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2811 You got tender hands for your age 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2812 It will be just as warm up in the mountains, Moses supposes erroneously. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2813 No, Moses. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's turtleneck. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2814 Oh, and your mother asked me to give you this too... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2815 Moses, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2816 Forgot No. 11 -- Thou shalt not turtleneck. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2817 Oh, you meant Talbots? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2818 Moshe. Put on a sweater, I'm cold. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2819 I knitted it myself 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2820 Take this, in case you get a chilly reception. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2821 And number eleven: put on your coat! Do you want to catch your death of cold? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2822 Do you have that in blue? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2823 Turning people away makes me feel so cold... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2824 Thou shalt not machine dry. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2825 And here's a little something to keep they neighbor's wife warm at night. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2826 Number11, Don't Catch A Cold 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2827 Honey, I magnified the kids 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2828 You've got mail.. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2829 What shall I do with these, then? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2830 I got it half off, but it doesn't fit Me. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2831 Did you want warm or profound? 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2832 “Next time I won't care if you freeze to death.” –said your wife. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2833 Coat was easier than boat. 1.1034 0.07600 29 27 1 1
2834 Global warming may be a myth. I'm just saying.... 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2835 Reward points for forty years in the desert gets you the 10 Commandments and a custom fleece. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2836 Though shall not ignore washing labels on clothes. And if you're wondering why, get a load this. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2837 Oh, I almost forgot. Can you give this to Bellichick when you see him? 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2838 You'll feel a chill when you see that Golden Calf. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2839 Thanks, but the sleeves are too narrow. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2840 But,there isn't room for an 11th commandment...Thou Shalt Wear Mom's hand-knitted Christmas sweater. 1.1034 0.05755 29 26 3 0
2841 Lord! Cold Tablets? Really? PS tried to italicize "Cold" but program doesn't allow it) 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2842 How's about a swap for the tablets? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2843 It will not go out of fashion for decades. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2844 Thou shalt appear more delighted when receiving a gift from God. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2845 Global warming is a hoax. Better wear this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2846 Here, Mom made this for the Sinai trip 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2847 Oh, and Moses, I heard the devil is wearing Prada now. We can't be outdone. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2848 Al Gore is going to find this very inconvenient. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2849 Thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2850 Also, thou shalt not climb mountains again without dressing properly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2851 It may be chilly tonight. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2852 It's only a suggestion 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2853 Here, better take this. Initially sales may be slow up here on the mount. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2854 How many times have I told you? Thou shalt not wear robes! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2855 At last, Amazon Prime Divine Delivery 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2856 No, it's not another commandment ... I just think you should wear a sweater before you go back down the mountain to the Israelites. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2857 Your mother says you'll get a cold otherwise 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2858 A little cover for your woolly concepts? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2859 Not yet, Lord. Christmas gifts come much later. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2860 'Sorry, this is the best I can do. The coat of many colors has already been taken." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2861 It's Adam's 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2862 Wow! Just what I wanted: a turtleneck. How did Thee know? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2863 Noah's wife knitted it for you! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2864 It's a token of my appreciation. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2865 I prayed for a 'goodie' not a hoodie. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2866 This shrunk in the wash. You want it? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2867 Your mother is afraid you will catch a cold! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2868 Relax, Mo. It's me, Bezos. Just testing our new drone delivery service. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2869 Grab it but make sure you don't drop one of the tablets 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2870 Sorry. There was a typo. Chisel out the 'k' and add a 'ch' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2871 It will be ready on Wednesday. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2872 Just put it on, it's called the amazing technicolor hoodie! Soon everyone will want one and it really gets our message across! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2873 My Lord, I am a stranger in a strange land already. A strange shirt might be pushing it. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2874 Thou shalt not layer. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2875 Oh....there's also this, I didn't want to leave it in the bush. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2876 I never promised you a rose garden. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2877 Sorry, mate, only store credit. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2878 Yes, Moses, it's made of Egyptian cotton. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2879 If you plan to sell those to the Eskimos, you'd better wear this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2880 No, I said, "Thou shalt knit covers." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2881 Hang on! I'll do the job... but are saying that it did freeze over? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2882 Remember, dry clean only. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2883 How will you have any credibility if you go back down to the Israelites with a head cold? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2884 Give this to my son, if you see him. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2885 Do something with this and add another commandment. Thou shalt not import contraband to Heaven. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2886 I nearly forgot the eleventh commandment: Thou Shalt Not Be Chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2887 Put this on, Its cold this high up the mountain. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2888 Go. Take these tablets down the mountain. Oh, and here, I knitted this coat of conduct for you, too. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2889 The 11th Commandment is Do not be Cold. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2890 My son forgot his sweater, I don't want him to catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2891 I think there's a mix up - I've never heard of Amazon Prime or one minute delivery. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2892 Once again, is it "cover" or "covet? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2893 Look, if you don't like it, I'll just return." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2894 Eleven. Though shalt not buy off the rack. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2895 I was hoping for a pink boa. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2896 Could you return this for me Bro? It makes me look huge. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2897 Thou shalt knit? Not knit? Oh, never mind. Thanks for the sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2898 Don't get too cold when you enforce the rules. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2899 Is that a commandment, or just a suggestion? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2900 Wear this sweater and deliver my Commandments without coughs or sneezes! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2901 You won't be long in the desert. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2902 Don't worry so much. This new outfit and some good power point slides and they will follow you anywhere! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2903 Consider it more of a "suggestion" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2904 It's one size fits all? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2905 Your mother sends this and says she knows it's the wilderness, but would it hurt you to eat a little something? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2906 Thou shalt launder this separately in cold water to avoid shrinkage. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2907 To be honest, I think having both commandments *and* a dress code is a little too much. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2908 And so you shall bring salvation to the people and Salvation Army to the hipsters. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2909 Fortunately, the 11th Commandment, "Thou shall wear mohair," never came to pass. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2910 Thou shall not be passé. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2911 ...and get this dry cleaned for me. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2912 If I don't follow the commandments can I still keep the hoody? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2913 Yes, those are the Ten Commandments...but there's no need to catch your death of cold. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2914 What do you mean "It can get cold in Brooklyn"?! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2915 Trade? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2916 Also, thou shalt not leave the house in pajamas: for I the LORD thy God am a fashion snob. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2917 Oh -- and I knitted you *this*... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2918 We decided to keep the lamb. But Zipporah made this for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2919 I'll point you again to number 5, your mother wants you to wear your sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2920 Here, I don’t want to burn any more bushes. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2921 To save time, if you see Joseph, would you mind giving him this coat of many colours? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2922 Those are nice rules, but my rule is you go up the mountain, you wear a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2923 Well it's too small for me, but the guy I stole it from won't be needing it anymore. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2924 Coveting thy neighbor's pullover? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2925 Also, knits are in. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2926 #11- "Thou shall wear a hoodie when chilled on the mountain" 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2927 I'm cold. Put this on. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2928 There's a bit of a draft in the desert at night. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2929 Oh, and eleventh: Dress appropriately. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2930 Zero Sum Religion 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2931 You might need this. Those tablets are going to get a cool reception. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2932 Don't worry.It's one size fits all. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2933 Just a suggestion. Totally up to you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2934 And Thou shalt believe the fake news about climate change. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2935 Commandment number 10, don't dry your sweaters in the clothes dryer. They shrink. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2936 I am the Lord your God. It's cold on Mt. Sinai. You should wear a sweater. Trust me 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2937 Oh, and your mother says thou shalt not go to the Promised Land without the sweater I made for your birthday. Mountain air can be very bad for your asthma.. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2938 Proof that God is a woman - The eleventh commandment: Thou shall taketh a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2939 ... however, thou shall wear a sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2940 I don't want you catching a chill. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2941 Honey, it's Mom. You're going to catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2942 And don't forget to wear the Parka of the Covenant when it gets chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2943 Hey, could you grab me a size bigger? This one was a little tight. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2944 A change in the weather is coming. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2945 And your Mother wanted me to give you this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2946 I promise, this will keep you warmer than the tablets. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2947 Wait a second - one more - 'Hoodies don't go with sandals.' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2948 Don't worry the care instructions are easy to follow. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2949 But is it pure? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2950 Do not covet thy neighbors' sweater 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2951 I thought you said "Let my people sew!" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2952 Robes are out this year. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2953 I think there is a long term advantage if I hold onto these tablets. However thank you for the offer. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2954 PS: Thou shalt not take credit for climate change. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2955 It's cold out there. You should wear a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2956 No thanks, my Lord, the air temperature is really not my top priority at the moment. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2957 It'll be a cold day in hell if you can follow those. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2958 Let me take this way, Mo...the Earths warming up so you wont need a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2959 Keep this with moths, my child. They'll make it "holy". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2960 ALL I WANTED WAS A MARTINI 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2961 I specifically asked for cotton not wool, oh great hand of the clouds. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2962 And thou shalt also tie thy hair into a bun. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2963 It's my newest fashion. I call it a parka, it's like a burka but just for men. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2964 Thou Shalt Not Catch A Draft. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2965 But what does it mean? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2966 Cashmere, you can covet. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2967 And as of now...an 11th Commandment: No hoodies!! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2968 THIS SHOULD ADD THE NECESSARY GRAVITAS TO YOUR PRESENTATION! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2969 You'll need this for the next forty years of hiking and camping. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2970 Sorry, I clicked the "I-click" by mistake. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2971 Thanks Mom. You are right - I did forget something. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2972 Take this. It doesn't fit any of the archangels. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2973 It was on sale. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2974 Trust me, I know what'c coming. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2975 I get it Amazon. Your drone service is cool. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2976 Cardigan Commandments 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2977 Thou shalt not wear fur garments... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2978 Don't forget the eleventh, Thou shalt always wear turtleneck sweaters. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2979 Lord, I shiver at thy mighty voice. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2980 Eleventh: Wear layers 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2981 Moses' brother being prepared for the freezing shrub. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2982 10 out of 10. Nice job. And your prize is... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2983 Ever wonder why Moses dropped the tablets? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2984 How about just a shawl and a tiny hat? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2985 It's not technicolor, but it'll do. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2986 good lord?! hell is freezing over isn't it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2987 And speaking of sins, get ready for climate change. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
2988 Here is the hair shirt you ordered. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2989 Wear it for me 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2990 It's a size X. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2991 Here! It looks cold down there. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2992 And your mother commanded that you wear this when it's cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2993 Thanks God! I didn't realize the Ten Commandments came with a hoodie. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2994 The 11th Commandment thou shall honor thy gentle cycle . 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2995 Honor thy mother by wearing this sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2996 And don't take my name in vain. No "darning." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2997 "First, don't catch a cold". God's paternal commandments stunned Moses. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2998 No, no. I said "turtleneck," not "tablet." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
2999 I am not ready for you yet. Put on this sweater before you catch cold. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3000 Thou shalt not forget about sweater weather 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3001 Rules, schmules! My people are cold! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3002 . . . and I'd like to see some changes in your lifestyle. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3003 And finally, thou shalt not shiver. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3004 Fig leaves are out this year. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3005 You want me to spread the word in Sibiria? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3006 The eleventh commandment...thou shalt wear a sweater when outside. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3007 With your Prime membership, you'll receive free shipping and discounts on items of interest to you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3008 Mandamn Autocorrect! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3009 And would it hurt you to call once in a while. Oy! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3010 I am the Lord thy God's mother. Now bundle up. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3011 Your mother wants you to wear it on cold nights. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3012 Thou shalt not hoodie? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3013 Heaven forefend! Blending cotton and poly is a sin. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3014 But Mother, I don't NEED a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3015 And you all need a new look, as well. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3016 It's 1420 BCE. We don't wear that. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3017 No. But thanks anyway, these tablets are hot enough! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3018 If it's too tight, feel free to return it 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3019 Amazon prime plus. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3020 You're going to have to put this in writing! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3021 You're a big man, Moses. I use the sweater as a reminder that I am who I am. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3022 It'll be a win-win situation, I promise. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3023 and if you can get them to buy into all 10, as an extra bonus I'll throw in this free $29.95 sweater, just pay a small shipping and handling fee. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3024 The Commandments were broken. Boy, are you guys in for a surprise. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3025 Ten will get you one! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3026 It was in the lost and found. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3027 I yarn what I yarn. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3028 Also, thou shalt not wash thy colors with thy whites. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3029 Number 11 - Thou shalt not forget thy sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3030 Thou hast forgotten number eleven: Thous shalt dress appropriately for the weather. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3031 Put it on, Son. Mt Sinai gets chilly. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3032 Oh Lord, we are you having us go now? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3033 And put on a sweater for goodness sakes, all that traipsing about in those threadbare robes, what you like making your mother worry?! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3034 And Ye shall proclaim to the Children of Israel, "Put on your sweater before you catch cold." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3035 Moe, did you ask me for the codes or a coat? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3036 Moses, thou shalt not catch thy death of cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3037 A little musty, but Joseph left this for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3038 I guess that's a start. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3039 Thanks Obama 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3040 Sacrificial lambswool, I presume? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3041 Remember, on this side of the pond it's a "sweater" not a "jumper". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3042 You came down fast last time and left it there! Remember that you came to order in the world. So you need to get organized. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3043 And for Christ's sake, get yourself some real shoes! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3044 Yes, I give you my Word. Completely spear-proof. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3045 'Thou shalt not forget to take a sweater' is the eleventh. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3046 Trust me, stripes are making a comeback. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3047 It's for Team Moses 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3048 First drone delivery, now this?! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3049 No, I don't need a hand with the laundry. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3050 Well that answers what you did with all the wool from the sheep we sacrificed to you 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3051 Because your mother is cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3052 And we shall call it the Patagonia Nano Puff Hoodie" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3053 One more thing--thou shalt see if you can't get the dry cleaners to unshrink this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3054 Mother, I don't need a sweater and please stop nudging me while I'm working. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3055 I don't wear 'hand-me-downs' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3056 Gee thanks for the sweater Moses - but if you look at your number 8 there on your tablet, you might want a little rethink on this 'one size fits all' malarkey. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3057 You believe IN me but you still don't BELIEVE me, do you? It gets cold at night. Put it on. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3058 Some say you can fit a whole turkey under here 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3059 Thou shalt not catch cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3060 I help you if you catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3061 11th commandment, "Wear only Moses Clothses." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3062 Giving commandments and being Creator and Lord of All is just my day job. My real passion is knitting sweaters for Etsy. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3063 Put this in the Ark of the Covenant; it'll be funny. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3064 Obey your Father, Moses. It's right there on the tablet 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3065 Don't forget your sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3066 Guess Adam Smith's invisible hand isn't so invisible after all. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3067 I'm your mother. I command you to wear this. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3068 On those stone tablets are ten statements - commandments, if you will - to live by. And now this... this is a fashion statement! You can't live without it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3069 Here, you wear it. I've outgrown it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3070 You just sound so cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3071 Forget the tablets....Beware of Global warming. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3072 No take backs, it's a fair trade! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3073 If it doesn't work out, you should be able to get out of camp with this on. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3074 Also, the big guy wants you to take this and maybe spruce up a bit before the presentation. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3075 I know a Job, but you say his FIRST name is Steve? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3076 Thou shalt knit. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3077 when you're in need of a hand don't be afraid to look up to the sky for a gigantic hand. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3078 Lastly, thou shalt wear this for warmth and make it abundant. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3079 and you're going to need to have a talk with the Ashkenazim. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3080 Don't you think the hood sends the wrong message Mr. Trump? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3081 And Number 11: Thou shalt never buy retail. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3082 I accidentally put my sweater in the dryer again... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3083 Since you got Bill Blass there is a new vigor. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3084 Be prepared for a cold reception! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3085 They'll never believe me when I tell them about the sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3086 Please stop with the holy sweater Dad jokes. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3087 And take this too--just in case it starts raining manna. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3088 Do I look like a Jewish Eskimo ? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3089 Your mother insisted that I make you wear this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3090 Thou shalt covet thy breast with the latest fashion. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3091 When you get to the Promised Land, don't forget to take a sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3092 Did you get this one: You shall not harm those who wear hoodies? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3093 No, no, Moses, not Israel. I said, 'You will first bring the law to the Inuit!' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3094 I made it myself. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3095 Good God that's a nice sweater! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3096 The angels hath knitted this garment for thee. Though it not be thy style, wear it for I fear their wrath. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3097 Take two tablets, dress warmly and get a good night's sleep. It's not a suggestion. It's a commandment! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3098 And number 11 will be a little inside joke between the two of us. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3099 I think you have a Sinai infection – put on this warm coat, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3100 "Darling, long sweater jackets are so last century. Here, try this more fashionable hip-length sweater. It's all the rage". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3101 I saw you eyeing this earlier...you can have it but give me back those 9 commandments so I can add another one. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3102 If you wore the sweater the first time, it wouldn't have taken 40 years to get here. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3103 For God sakes, just accept climate change! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3104 You are going to want to corner the ugly Christmas sweater market now. Just trust me. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3105 Here. My tablet has a weather app. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3106 Thou shalt not have goosebumps. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3107 From your mother, wear it; I worked all night knitting it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3108 Here. It'll get chilly once the burning bush goes out. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3109 The Eleventh Commandment: Dress Warmly 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3110 You'll be needing this, Hell is not in your future. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3111 Follow the instructions and for God's sake wear this when wandering in the desert at night. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3112 Here--you'll probably get a chilly reception. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3113 Can I bring you some wine to go with your impertinence? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3114 Mo! Slip this on. Thou shalt not be chilled. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3115 Missing the promised land, you should be cold too? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3116 You also need a hat and gloves in this weather. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3117 God damn you! Hell.. just froze over. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3118 Thou shalt not wear ugly Christmas sweaters. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3119 I'm good with these but I think Joseph could use it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3120 In case you get the cold shoulder. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3121 Add an 11th-thou shall not freeze! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3122 It's a Lord & Taylor creation. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3123 Thou shalt not catch your death in the wilderness. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3124 Just in case you and your tablets get a chilly reception. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3125 The Eleventh Commandment is that you're going to catch a cold if you don't wear a nice jacket. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3126 The last thing I need, is to have my little boychick come down with a cold at a time like this. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3127 Now that I'm no longer fire you will need this 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3128 And God said, "Let it be Sweater Weather". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3129 It's for the reception. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3130 Take two tablets and dress warmly! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3131 11. Thou shalt not get chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3132 Also, Keep Warm. That's not a commandment, not on the list. But still. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3133 Trust me, the hoodie will enhance your 'street cred' with the millennial Israelites. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3134 Oh, yes, and put on your sweater. It's getting colder. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3135 Put the tablets down, and put this sweater on before you get a bad cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3136 I expect you'll get a cool reception. Here's a sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3137 robes are out-hoodies are in. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3138 Amazon prime has you working for them too? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3139 Thou shalt not catch your death! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3140 Not that I don't love it, but did you remember a gift receipt? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3141 .....and it shall be called "a hoodie". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3142 Moses, this sweater is an abomination, so, I'm giving you this robe to wear instead and these 10 new rules. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3143 Just in case you get a cold reception. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3144 Put on the hoodie before you get to the adultery part. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3145 And the Lord said unto Moses, "Gets a little cold over 40 days and 40 nights." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3146 Thou shalt not wear false knittings. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3147 Moses. Bubala. Aren't you cold standing up on a mountain top, wearing nothing but a desert robe? Put on this sweater. Sit down. Be comfortable. Let's talk for a while. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3148 My Mom knitted this for you: WEAR IT. Number 11. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3149 Amazon foreshadowed 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3150 Bundle up, have some chicken soup, then take two tablets and go to bed. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3151 Hold on! #11 is to wear a sweater when your mom tells you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3152 But I asked for trousers 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3153 I'm a Jewish mother. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3154 All right, you've got two tablets. Now stay warm and call me in the morning. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3155 Taketh this pullover. Weareth it at passover. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3156 Thank you lord.... umm.. just what I needed. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3157 Lastly, I call it fleece. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3158 Oy. I heard not instead of knit. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3159 Thanks. Are you implying that global warming will not be a problem? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3160 I feel like the Old Testament could use some warmer moments. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3161 So you expect me to give you these 10 Commandments in exchange for a bargain basement pullover sweat shirt. Who died and made you God? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3162 No, it's not a commandment, but it couldn't hurt. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3163 Holy Sheep 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3164 Ten, huh ... It's going to be a while. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3165 Eleventh commandment: Always take a sweater. It might get cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3166 Here, Moe. This will keep you warm, when they give you all those cold shoulders. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3167 I never thought the hand of God would be just like my mother. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3168 My God, I thought you said, 'Canaan,' not 'Canada!' 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3169 ...not knit? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3170 C'mon Mom. I'm a grown-ass man. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3171 How did you know my size? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3172 By cloaking in this garment, you shall honor thy mother. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3173 Take 2 for the price of one and I'll toss in a free sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3174 This is so you shall not be able to commit adultery... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3175 It's chilly out, so don't forget to take a little sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3176 You forgot that my very first commandment is: "Don't go up the mountain without your jacket." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3177 Everything must God 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3178 Bubby says wear a sweater, it could get cold when I leave! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3179 Guess I needed an 11th 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3180 The details of our return policy are on both tablets in small print. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3181 I tell you the truth: You'll not enter Canaan without it 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3182 can you tell me if this sweater makes me look fat? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3183 You've done well Moses. You'll need this in Heaven. It's nowhere near as hot as Hell. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3184 Commandment 11: Thou shall always dawn an ugly sweater in yuletide celebrations 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3185 "...I gave you TWO tablets. You gave me ONE sweater...no...we're not even. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3186 I'd be much obliged if you could drop this at the Promised Land Goodwill. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3187 "Your mother said you'll get chilly." Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3188 Sorry, drones haven't been invented yet. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3189 Eleven: Thou shalt not wear sweaters with more than two different colors. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3190 Oh, and Isis made you this... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3191 Look out for the thunder and lightning on your way down 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3192 God: I am mostly against fabrics that pill, so poly-cotton is also off the table for you people 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3193 ...a 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3194 I made this on the eighth day just for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3195 Are you sure it's my size? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3196 Thanks, but I'd prefer a button-down. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3197 Thanks, but I really need a knapsack. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3198 And God said on to Moses, "Bro aren't you cold up there?" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3199 And number eleven: Thou shall not go into the desert without a warm sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3200 Thou shall not go preaching God's word without putting on a sweater first. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3201 ...and thou shalt not mix plaids and stripes... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3202 I'm thinking you might tear your robes when you see what Aaron's been up to. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3203 For the cold shoulder you might get 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3204 Parka, meet Moses. Moses, meet climate change. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3205 Here's a little gift to make up for allowing Kushner to broker peace in to the Middle East. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3206 If thou must wearest sandals upon the mountain top, I command thee, at least put on a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3207 You parted the seas. The Gap is perfect for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3208 Thou shalt not go out without a jacket. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3209 Aphrodite thought you might be cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3210 Yes, I know what He said, but I think you'll need this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3211 Thou shalt wear a sweater; I feel a draft. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3212 And this is for your Mount Sinai swag bag. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3213 I'm sorry, but there's a new dress code. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3214 I love it, but next time just give me the sheep. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3215 You'll need this for the fifth one. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3216 Now think carefully. You're climbing up a mountain. Did I say 'Take two tablets' or 'put on a coat'? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3217 Just a little something I picked up on Amazon for you, Mose. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3218 And last but not least, thou shalt dress warmly when climbing mountains. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3219 For heaven's sake! I never said you had to catch your death! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3220 Okay, that's not funny. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3221 Chill Out. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3222 Oh, and one more... "Though shalt not put wool sweaters in the dryer,." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3223 Put on a sweater. I'm cold just looking at you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3224 Thou shalt not covet but thou shalt cover. It's cold out son! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3225 The real man who came in out of the cold 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3226 Obey your mother. Put this on. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3227 Nuclear winter may be upon us. This might be helpful. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3228 Commandment #11, Thou shalt be fashion forward. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3229 Remember the Sweater Day. Don't let it get holy. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3230 These days, people with tablets wear hoodies. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3231 Or you can choose an all expense paid Colorado ski vacation for the entire family! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3232 Your bubbe made this for you. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3233 THE 11TH IS DRESS WARMLY? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3234 Take two tablets and wrap up warm. If you're not feeling better in a couple of thousand years, come back and see me again. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3235 I said, "swear to God," not "sweater, God." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3236 Might Thou also add a large backpack? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3237 Put down those silly tablets and try this, so mommy can see if it fits. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3238 There's more...you'll catch your death dressed like that waiting for the third tablet! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3239 Dahlink, you'll need a sweater...you shouldn't be cold on that mountain. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3240 There wasn't room for the Eleventh Commandment, Thou Shall keep thine wife warm and happy. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3241 Thou shalt not go hiking without a sweater, lest thou catch thy death out there. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3242 I thought you said, "if the shoe fits ..." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3243 Are you calling me an empty tunic? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3244 Sock it to me kumbaya! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3245 You're in the wrong time - Adam was the naked one 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3246 Moses, you chose Cloud #3. Behold thine sweater in all its woolen glory. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3247 Something from your mom. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3248 It's the lesser known sweater of many colors. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3249 Expect rain. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3250 If you insist on the beard, long hair and sandals...lose the robe and try this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3251 I see you're into artisanal manna now. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3252 Yes , I am heavily invested in these commandments , But the rumors I have lost my shirt are exaggerated ... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3253 It's cold up here 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3254 I think you forgot this in Egypt. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3255 Is that a commandment? Wool makes me really itchy. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3256 Thanks, but my hands are full. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3257 Here, I think you'll need this because its gonna be a cold day in hell before anyone follows those rules! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3258 And the Eleventh Commandment: thou shall wrap thy body in ugly sweaters on the 25th day of December...oops spoiler alert! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3259 I've decided to do global cooling instead. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3260 No, Donald. I can't accept your version of the Constitution 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3261 Dammit, Moses! Nobody can follow all ten of those rules! Just chill out! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3262 It was going to be a onesie, but I'm,.. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3263 And while you're at it, try to dress a little better! You're on a mountaintop, for my sake! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3264 Thou shalt not attempt ascent without appropriate high-tech gear 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3265 Please put this on, it is chilly on the mountain top 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3266 God, I think you may be confusing your bible stories...that's for Joseph! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3267 Jesus Christ! Save the hand-me-downs for when you have kids. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3268 When do you find time to knit? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3269 Just don't put the hood on in white neighborhoods. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3270 The 11th commandment is " Thou shall not leave the house without proper clothing" Ok it's not a commandment but your mother was worried about you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3271 I'll take that, I want you to be taken seriously. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3272 Gotta love Amazon's new delivery service. Glad I upgraded from Prime to Divine. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3273 YOUR FAKE NEWS COVERUP! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3274 ... or you'll catch your death. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3275 Thou shalt not itch...it's Alpaca! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3276 now that i have ninety more to give you, put this on so you will not catch cold 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3277 I don't care if your friends won't think it's cool; I bought it and you're wearing it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3278 Oh, go on. It'll be all the rage when I invent Freddy Krueger. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3279 It's 100% Alpaca. Nobody has one in this hemisphere. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3280 put this on before you break the last two. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3281 And in the event there shall be an 8th day, it will be known as Amazon. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3282 Oh! And one more heavenly thing.......Cashmere!!! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3283 "And while we're at it, your Grandma knitted you a sweater." (caption written by Ella Larson) 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3284 And also shalt thou exclusively wear Yahweh branded sportswear to affirm my market dominance. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3285 Remember, thou keep holey the Lords' cashmere sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3286 But thou shalt cover the neighbor's wife. Give her this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3287 Didn't I tell you "Thou shalt not forget your sweater" before you go back down there? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3288 For free? I'll take ten. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3289 Your heart is in the right place, but try this instead. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3290 I am the Lord they God, now wear your sweater! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3291 Oops! I thought we were still in Genesis. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3292 And while you're at it, could you get this dry cleaned? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3293 Number 11? Thou shall not get cold? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3294 Polly Pocket catholic edition 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3295 thank you for preparing me for climate change 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3296 and Mrs. YHWH knitted this for you. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3297 You've been here quite a while, I should have brought this sooner. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3298 Pleasure doing business with you. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3299 Here's something for your journey because at times the world can be a cold place. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3300 I got one just like it last Christmas. But thanks anyway. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3301 It's for a cold day in Hell if Trump is re-elected. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3302 Make sacred garments for your brother Aaron, but take this too in case it gets chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3303 You'll catch your death of cold, and we need you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3304 Thou shalt don a hoody. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3305 ...oh, and the Mrs. says you need this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3306 You should take this. It can get a little cold when you're wandering in the desert for 40 years. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3307 Moses, said God, wearing your sweater is the eleventh...! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3308 Son, I don't want you to catch a cold when you cross the Red Sea. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3309 Number eleven:Thou shalt not be cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3310 And lastly, thou shalt permit returns on items that run small. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3311 Take a sweater, I'm cold. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3312 Oh god, what a surprise God! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3313 i wanted a commandment about wearing cool outfit but i have to invent amazon first 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3314 THOU SHALT HAVE THIS DRY CLEANED FOR ME 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3315 You're gonna to be here 40 nights - you'll need a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3316 How did you know I was cold? Oh, I forgot -- you're Goddess! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3317 OK Moses, final offer... I'll trade you this designer Cashmere pullover, and throw in Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax baseball cards, both in cherry condition, for those two tablets you're holding. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3318 I forgot one: No crazy sweaters at Christmas! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3319 Thou shalt not spin dry 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3320 Thou shalt complement his Birkenstocks with a stylish sweater 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3321 Thou shall honor that thy mother feels it is cold out. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3322 Oh and another thing...please pass this along to Joseph. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3323 This will help disguise your escape. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3324 You asked for it: a glimpse of the future. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3325 THOU SHALL WHERE SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE PIZZAZ 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3326 Moses, thou shalt not go out of Egypt without thy sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3327 No matter what you have heard about this place, it's really, really cold up here. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3328 Thou Shalt wear an ugly sweater on Christmas Day. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3329 Wear this, I expect a cool reception down there when you read those tablets. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3330 and god said let there rayon 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3331 You must know something I don't know. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3332 Be warm, a very cold reception is in the wind. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3333 Don’t be alarmed. It’s the best cashmere from your goats. It’s not cheap fiber from the Far East. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3334 And I apologize for exploiting my my position of power, but, I am also promoting a new line of clothing! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3335 Oh, and last but not least : thou shalt not catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3336 Don't worry, I'll give it back. No need to get preachy. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3337 No, no, no. We'll give you're commandments a try but mankind ain't ready for no sweaters. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3338 "Boy! Now I done told you it was going to be cool up on Mount Sinai today, put in your sweater this instant! If you catch your death, don't you come cryin' to me. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3339 My wife knitted it herself! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3340 Hey Moses, giveth or taketh? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3341 MOM ... REALLY, I'm Fine. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3342 I thought we were trading two mock gravestones for a MOCK turtleneck. Why the sleeves? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3343 Jew believe in miracles? I found your jacket, you sexy thang! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3344 Here - just in case they give you the cold shoulder. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3345 Here's a commandment: trust me. It's going to get chilly tonight. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3346 Here. You'll need this on the way down. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3347 Go forth and market these. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3348 Put it on. I don't want you should catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3349 Go ahead. Try it on. There's free return shipping! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3350 First and foremost, don't catch a cold! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3351 Two more things. Don't tell anyone I'm a woman. And try this on ... it was on sale. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3352 At least pack it -- 40 years is a long time. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3353 And when they obey them all, give this to you-know-who... it will be freezing over down there 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3354 The 11th one comes from your mother... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3355 Tell him I asked 'Why would He need a golden kaftan?' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3356 We're adding a climate change addition: "thou shalt not freeze in Heaven". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3357 There's a chill in the air. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3358 Thou shouldst not catch a chill. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3359 Thou shall not be nippy 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3360 Absolutely, Ma'am, I'll wear it all winter long, walking to shul. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3361 It ain't hot as hell up here! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3362 Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3363 Last chance for the designer sweater instead. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3364 Can you be sure that it will be fire next time? We still have plenty of protection AND we're faster than Prime. Beat that Bezos! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3365 I knitted this for Thee from Thy latest sacrificial lamb. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3366 No problem, Amazon will restock free of charge. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3367 Just take the tablets as needed, and stay warm. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3368 I asked for an umbrella. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3369 I don't need it, I'm almost there 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3370 How did you guess my size? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3371 They want to know why I keep coming up here, I'm not sure the sweater will do 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3372 I am thy mother, and I say thou shalt catch thy death of cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3373 Number 11: Dry clean only. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3374 Seriously, Jews love LL Bean. Put it on. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3375 ... sorry, I did not leave room for product placement 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3376 I think a storm would be in order, so you better dress warmly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3377 Here, take this. I'm about to create snow. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3378 The 11th commandment. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3379 I've changed my mind. I now think it's better if they're inscribed on this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3380 I asked for a mitzvoth not a mizrahi. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3381 Welcome to the 'hood. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3382 And this is for the cold responses. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3383 Could be a cold reception with some of the commandments 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3384 It's Kevlar. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3385 And the 11th commandment said: "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors polartec" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3386 Thanks, but can Climate Change really be chipped in stone? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3387 What big hands you have. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3388 Expect a cold reception. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3389 Joseph doesn't need this any more. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3390 It's called a hoodie and shall thus be the eleventh commandment: stay cool at all times. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3391 And #11, take a sweater in case it gets chilly 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3392 OK, then; see if this fits. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3393 your mother says "dress warm" should have been the eleventh. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3394 Lambswool of God 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3395 Sorry, we forgot to give this to you for walking up and down the mountain. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3396 I meant to say something about hoodies! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3397 Thou shall not clash. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3398 God speaks to Moses. "Moses, you just have a cold. Wear a sweater while you recover ... don't take tablets." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3399 Here, I forgot to give this to Adam. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3400 It doesn't matter that no one is bringing a coat, trust Me, it will be cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3401 But that's not my team's colors! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3402 So I can tell who's circumcised. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3403 I predict the reception will be quite chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3404 In these modern times, prophets are showing fashion sense. Let's switch out that tacky robe. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3405 "Here, take a sweater; it gets cold in the desert," says Mrs. God to Moses 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3406 I wonder how he knew my sze 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3407 Does this mean global cooling is a thing? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3408 Yo, Mosebabe. No stones, just clones. No XY or Y. A-N-D-R-O-G-Y-N-O-U-S. Virtue signal and survive in the Progressive Hive! Later, man. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3409 Thou shalt wear this sweater your mother worked so hard to knit for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3410 God offers some fashion advice but Moses remains skeptical. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3411 Put this on. Now that I've finished the tablets I can get back to regulating the weather, and it's going to get colder. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3412 And, thou shalt remember to button up before you catch your death. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3413 Eleven: Thou shalt not wear long robes when mountain climbing. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3414 My God dad, please no more cashmere! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3415 The Sacred Hoodie will make your message more believable in Silicon Valley. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3416 And then Our Mother said unto Moses, don't forget to bring a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3417 Put it on-it's bulletproof 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3418 Oops. I forgot number 11: Don't forget to put on your sweater when it's cold outside. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3419 For all your drafty tempests, a holier than thou sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3420 It may be winter before you finish them. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3421 Thou shalt also get this dry cleaned, thank you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3422 Fine, but at least wear one of these before coveting! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3423 Be sure not to wear it near any fire or burning bushes. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3424 No room! Besides, I don't know how to spell Anorak in Aramaic! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3425 Just because I have 2 tablets and wear sandals doesn't make me a hipster, sir. I don't need a sweater to complete the look. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3426 They'll be so busy laughing at your sweater, they won't know from any of the Ten Commandments. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3427 My commandments are for the Chosen People. And here's a little something for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3428 It gets cold in the desert at night. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3429 Those are new. This one's a hand-me-down. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3430 So thou won't covet thy neighbor's sweater. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3431 You shall never think stripes out of fashion. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3432 Here's the shirt off my back 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3433 Hold this for me a minute, would ya? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3434 Is the hand of providence telling me that my next assignment is the north pole? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3435 Take this, the desert is cold at night. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3436 If you could just part the sea, I wouldn't need that. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3437 Thou shalt not catch cold! It's implied in every Commandment! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3438 Finally, return this to Zebediah. I always liked how it looked on him, so I just took it. Tell him Judith gave it to you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3439 And this. The nights will be chilly for the next forty years. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3440 Oh, redo the card again. My bad. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3441 . . . and there is a dress code. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3442 Thou shalt not be chilly. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3443 Does it have a union label? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3444 But I never coveted my neighbor's sweater 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3445 You will need it when you take the message to Alaska 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3446 Oh, and though shalt not commit any fashion sins. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3447 Moses, after giving down the Commandments would you sort out this lost and found for me? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3448 If they don't obey, you must wear this in the desert. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3449 Eleven - Don't Go Out Without Your Sweater 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3450 -And for you personally, hand-knitted by God, for the way back down. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3451 Thou shalt wear your cardigan in the mountain air. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3452 Thou shalt not wear robes with sandals 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3453 No Christmas trees on these for another 1200 years. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3454 Just don't covet it... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3455 Too much? OK, I'll keep the sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3456 Mom says 'don't go out without your sweater'. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3457 And after you've taken those tablets put this on to keep the chill out. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3458 You shall not covet...erase, erase, you shall not cover yourself in anything but stripped sweaters. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3459 I almost forgot. I knitted this for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3460 The Sims - Old Testament Expansion 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3461 Sonny, you forgot this. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3462 If you don't like it I kept the receipt. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3463 It gets cold in the desert. Take a sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3464 For this, I get a turtleneck! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3465 See if this fits. I ordered it from the fall L.L. Bean catalogue. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3466 It seems we aren't immune to semantic barriers. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3467 Trust me! It's going to get nippy out. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3468 One more thing, thou shalt own some nice casual-wear. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3469 #11 Thou shall not order online without trying on first. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3470 I command thee to proclaim this, The Year of the Hoodie! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3471 Is that for the whirlwind? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3472 In case the burning bush goes out... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3473 Moses,thouest will be more convincing in a smart cardigan. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3474 Here, have them put this on. It's likely to be a cold day before they'll begin listening. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3475 Moses to God: "Let my people sew" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3476 11. Thou shalt believe in global warming. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3477 Damit! I hate orange. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3478 When it rains it rains, ponchos from heaven. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3479 . . . or your money back. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3480 I said, do you want me to swear by these, not that I needed a sweater! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3481 In the beginning, it wasn't about the merchandise. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3482 "Thou shalt not forget thy hoodie". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3483 Here, you might need this for the reception you're going to receive. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3484 And honor thy mother's reminder to wear a sweater... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3485 It will give you hipster creed. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3486 Clothes for Moses 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3487 Those will get a cold reception down there. Better take this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3488 Thanks Lord, but I won't need the hoodie. I'm taking these DOWN the mountain. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3489 These are on my Etsy store. Just tell your friends. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3490 Trump told Mother Nature there is no climate change, so I knit a sweater just for you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3491 Had you chosen Door Number Two, you would have taken home this lovely hand-knit sweater! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3492 Dear, God, no, not clothes! I don't want to be free. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3493 Wow, now I'm really impressed. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3494 It can get a little chilly at night. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3495 If it doesn't fit, you must acquit... oops, my bad! 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3496 And thou shalt always wear a sweater under your robes, lest thou catch a chill. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3497 OK Moses, final offer... I'll trade you this designer Cashmere pullover, and throw in Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax baseball cards, both in cherry condition, for those two tablets you have. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3498 Can I see it in red? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3499 And the last is to dress more sensibly on the cool desert nights. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3500 G-d, the Jewish mother. Its getting chilly, take the coat, or you will get sick, 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3501 You'll need this for the next 40 years. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3502 Sorry, I thought your brother was Aaron Brrrr. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3503 Thank you, Lord, but I'm heading back down while it's still light. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3504 I was bored on the 7th day, so I knitted a sweater for you... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3505 No. Just as a favor. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3506 By the way, sorry for the hair shirts... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3507 Good ideas, but it will be a cold day where, before what...? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3508 Take this, it's not always warm and fuzzy being a leader. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3509 You're bound to break those if you don't warm up. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3510 Finally, stop dressing like a new-age guru! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3511 Thou shalt do better with millennials. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3512 In addition, portray to everyone that I can be a knit picker. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3513 Put this on, its cold among the multitudes below Sinai. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3514 I promised your Grandmother I'd pass it on. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3515 Add number 11: Dress warmly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3516 Thou shalt not catch pneumonia. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3517 What, no drone? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3518 Here, it's frozen over where you're heading. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3519 Listen to your mother! You'll catch your death. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3520 ...Thanks for your visit and order pickup at the Grand Opening of the larger-than-life Amazon-Heaven Distribution Facility... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3521 Oh, and thou shalt take a sweater to the movie theater, there might be a draft. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3522 Take two and keep warm 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3523 Lord. are you now trying to tell me not to covet my neighbors wife's sweater? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3524 Why, thank you, Almighty Mother. And for you I have crafted these two fingernail coverlets enscripted with your wise words. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3525 No thanks. My hands are full. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3526 And if you're going to celebrate the birth of Christ, wear a nice sweater. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3527 Do not forget the 11th! Thou shall not be chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3528 Your mother asked me to say, "Thou shalt stay warm." 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3529 On second thought, forget the rules, go with the warm and fuzzy. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3530 I forgot one — never wear horizontal stripes. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3531 The 11th commandment "thou shalt wear hoddies". 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3532 What happened to 'thou shall not re-gift'? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3533 Please be quiet, I said "sweater on the mount" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3534 In case it gets a little cold out there kid 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3535 Truthfully, the ugly Christmas sweater is more of a recommendation. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3536 Mo, take your sweater! Who knows what the weather will be. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3537 Climate Change Wrapper. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3538 Walter Shaub thought you might need this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3539 Here, you take it. It's too small for me. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3540 Eleven. Though shalt not buy off the rack. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3541 Divine intervention! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3542 This is what honoring your mother looks like 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3543 That's great. And maybe some hiking boots, and, oh yes, an ark would be useful. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3544 It's going to be a cold day down there-- take my word for it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3545 From my fall collection. The angels love it. Fair trade wool. It'll keep you warm up on Sinai. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3546 Also, I ran this in through drier. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3547 If it were easy I wouldn't have to say it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3548 With that news you better use this disguise 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3549 Just give them back. I promise this will make mankind happier. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3550 Thay's me, Wrath and Love: Really pissed if you break those replacement tablets, but take the hoodie, it gets cold at night in the Wilderness. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3551 And this one's off the books, but the real commandment that people will live by is 'Thou shalt be comfortable.' 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3552 Thou shalt knit purl. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3553 If you are ever tempted to break a commandment, wear this sweater. It will itch the hell out of you. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3554 Put this on. Your mother's feeling a little chilly. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3555 You might need this...it's bullet-proof. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3556 In addition, portray to everyone that I can be a knit picker. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3557 You shoulda joined the union, my friend. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3558 Hey, I just came up with this idea. It'll be great fun. While I'm reviewing your work, try this on and I will name thee... Yugo. Hmm... Wally. Nope. Nope. Nope. I got it... Waldo. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3559 If you insist on mocking me, I insist you wear this. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3560 Oh yeah, and No. 11: Thou shalt wear this and galoshes in the shortness of days. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3561 Thank you, Mother Goddess, I needed that. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3562 Sorry, I'm fresh out of tote bags. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3563 This is from Veep Pence. He knows sandals and sweaters are 'so 1978' but Mother needs you to wear it. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3564 You don't have an Argyle in an Extra Large? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3565 So I guess you did not like my suggestion of changing it to "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's sweater?" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3566 I knitted you this from all the sacrificed sheep. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3567 Isn't it "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife" not "cover"? 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3568 You wanted to add "Thou shalt stay warm?" 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3569 You know what they say about people with big hands... 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3570 Your mother was worried you shouldn't catch a cold. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3571 Take to tablets before bed and call me in the morning. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3572 "#11 No cotton blends!" It'll fit, if you try... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3573 The good news is that religion and science are reconciled: even if the decalogue doesn't prevent heat loss, the anorak is fully compliant with the second law of thermodynamics.... 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3574 No, no, no... this is not just another ugly Christmas sweater! 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3575 I think you left this by the burning bush. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3576 44 Regular, am I right? 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3577 Now you're just nagging, Mom. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3578 Also, Number Eleven: Always dress in layers. 1.0800 0.05538 25 23 2 0
3579 Lord, I said part the sea, not parka to see. 1.0800 0.08000 25 24 0 1
3580 The handiwork of god 1.0769 0.05329 26 24 2 0
3581 Eleventh commandment: thou shall stay warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3582 Lord, please do not tempt me with cultural appropriation. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3583 Here to keep these rules alive 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3584 It's called a 'mock turtleneck.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3585 Oh, Moses, and don't sweat the small stuff. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3586 No. Wearing a warm coat in the Mountains is more of a guideline than a commandment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3587 For God's sake, not now! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3588 Will I really need that as I go down? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3589 Keep warm! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3590 Hey, it's a fair trade: 100% goat hair. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3591 If you won't listen to your scientists maybe this will help 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3592 one more commandment about schmatte business. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3593 And another thing, put on your coat it's cold up there! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3594 Almost forgot #11, "Never go out without your coat!" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3595 There's a typo in #10. It should read "Thou shalt covet they neighbour's goods." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3596 Thou shalt not covet the oversized sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3597 Please stop sacrificing sheep ... and next time knit your own sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3598 #11. Thou shall not be chilly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3599 Thanks for all the work you do to support the team. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3600 Of course it can be itchy, it's a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3601 Zipporah is right. You are a woman. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3602 And thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3603 It's getting a bit chilly up here 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3604 A tablet protector. In case you drop it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3605 Only this one is returnable. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3606 I didn't even order Express Shipping. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3607 And while you're at it, put on this sweater...I'm cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3608 And sweatpants? And an iPhone? And... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3609 And saith the Lord unto Moses -" I know you wanted a canvas tote bag a la the New Yorker, for subscribing to the Ten Commandments, but I think you'll like this gift better, and what's more, one designed by Ivanka Trump" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3610 Oh, and one more: Thou shalt not sit under a vent. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3611 And on the eighth day, the Lord knit this nice sweater for man in case there's a chill 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3612 . . . and II: No going outside with wet hair. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3613 Thou shalt bundle up lest thou catch thy death of cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3614 This 100-percent Ibex-fur hoodie is perfect for those chilly days and nights ahead. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3615 Thou shalt layer. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3616 No thanks, I am sure I wont need it. You know your people and they wont stop the planet from overheating. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3617 And this is for your wife. Please tell her we'll have a ladies lunch soon. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3618 Holy hand-me-downs! I was chilly 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3619 Here, it gets cold on the mountain at night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3620 Thou shall not wear this with sandals. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3621 This will keep you warmer. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3622 When they see these, you will have to go to Antarctica. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3623 Sorry for the late birthday gift. I actually started knitting this on the eight day. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3624 Stone cold? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3625 I told you!...Horizontals make me look fat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3626 God, don't you think it will be a bit weird to wear that to deliver the ten commandments? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3627 Here - take and wear this Peruvian alpaca wool sweater coat. Then they'll believe you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3628 Here is a second gift--for the little lady in your life. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3629 :" These tablets will do just fine unless you have one of those with a pouch. I'm not going to lie. These are heavier than they look." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3630 Moisha, love the tablets........so put your sweater on already or you'll catch pneumonia. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3631 Take it. It's surprisingly cold in the desert at night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3632 Thou shall not acquire a summer cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3633 God would give you anything, including the sweater off his back! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3634 And lastly, thou shalt not climb atop Mount Sinai without your wooly jumper 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3635 Your mother sends her congratulations. Don't disappoint her. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3636 Ye shall have no other hoodies before me 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3637 Just in case, it gets a cool reception 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3638 Don't forget to update as needed, Mo, for instance . . . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3639 "Thou shalt not walk naked". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3640 So, two stone tablets with the Bill of Rights in Pashto, and you’re off to Helmand. Take this hoodie, Moe. Wear it backwards. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3641 Here, you may need to put this on when you get the cold shoulder back home..... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3642 Thanks. But I was actually praying for a usb cord to plug in my tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3643 The inaugural game of Where's Waldo takes a turn for the mysterious... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3644 When I said, "they might a new coat, I meant, paint. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3645 It's some other guy who wants a coat of many colors. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3646 Two tablets are not enough. For God's sake, put on your sweater. And get some rest! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3647 That's not a hair-shirt, is it? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3648 And the Eleventh, "Thou shalt dress in layers." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3649 Take it,you could catch a cold 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3650 Listen to your father , wear the sweater it will get chilly, I know 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3651 Take this hoodie to stay warm. I made it out of lamb's wool I got from your people's sacrifices. Maybe NOW they'll believe in me!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3652 Hey bro, let's drop the commandments and see if cool outfits and rap works out. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3653 It's a bit tight on me, Lord. I must have been hitting the manna too much. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3654 You might like this sweater; it's cold at the top. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3655 Whatever 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3656 (Zuckerberg 20:18-21) 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3657 But we like the dog. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3658 It's the condensed version. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3659 And number 11, thou shalt not put Cashmere in the dryer 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3660 Number eleven: Thou shalt lose the bathrobe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3661 Thou shalt wear an woolly hoodie on cold desert nights. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3662 "Thou shalt wear the sweater thy girlfriend knits for you"...really? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3663 Do you covet? Do you covet? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3664 this might seal the deal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3665 It's a little late to change your mind, I chisled covet, not cover. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3666 Are you allergic to wool? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3667 Thou shalt not wear a bathrobe out of doors. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3668 So now Trump has taken youre last coat 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3669 There maybe air conditioning. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3670 What hath God wrought? He hath throweth in a free sweater vest to keepth Moses warm during his 40 years of aimless travel throughout the desert. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3671 #11 - Thou shalt not wear this with leggings. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3672 Thanks! It was getting chilly up here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3673 ...and put this on or you'll catch a death of cold 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3674 The clues were right in front of Moses, but being so wrapped up in receiving the 10 Commandments, he was oblivious to the signs that God was most likely of the feminine gender. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3675 They said my order would arrive in 30 minutes or fewer, but you knew that. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3676 Ok, so I am not getting warmer with this 10? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3677 Take two tablets before bed-time and keep warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3678 Tell them it's for the calf. They'll know. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3679 Thou shalt not freeze thy buns off. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3680 Commandment #0, thou shalt catch a cold dressing like that during winter. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3681 Add one more...Thou shall only Dry Clean 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3682 Thou shalt gently wash this only in cold water. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3683 Take this-, Mo, you'll need it when Hell freezes over. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3684 You forgot this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3685 Don't forget your jacket! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3686 And finally...Number 11: Thou shalt not put wool sweaters in dryer. (Mrs. God is upset. She knitted it for my birthday. Take it if you think it'll fit.) 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3687 Thanks, but this is clearly a regift. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3688 The Angels and I want to have this early Christmas present Moses... we're working on matching scarf & mittens 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3689 It's just an old hand-me-down. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3690 Here, you'll be getting the cold shoulder 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3691 You shouldn't catch a chill 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3692 She's the one who's all-knowing and she says you've had a chill since the bush burned out. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3693 Thanks ... but do you still have the receipt? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3694 It's a bullet-proof sweater; you'll need it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3695 Remember that lamb of mine?.?.? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3696 When you give Jacob Sartorius godly powers 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3697 And a little something for the up and coming nuclear winter 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3698 It's chilly up here. Put on a sweater! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3699 Promised land? Your first choice was taken. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3700 Mo, I know you're an adult, but I'm your mother, and God by the way, so do you think that just once you could wear this sweater that I knit for you? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3701 Moses, one of your flock was a stray so THE mrs,s made you an pullover,hope it's your size... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3702 ...and your Mother says to expect a chilly reception down there for My commandments 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3703 "Holy Moly!~ 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3704 Moses, take this GOOSE down parka, you may need it in the future. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3705 It's a suggestion. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3706 Number XI, "Thou shalt not freeze one's butt off." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3707 Are you Kidding, I have a burning Bush. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3708 'God see you are sweating, so God made you a sweater.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3709 Here you can have this too. It shrunk in the wash. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3710 Likewise, for the glorious adornment of Aaron’s sons you shall have tunics and sashes and skullcaps made, for glorious splendor. Exodus 28:40. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3711 How long have I been up here? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3712 It's just our way of saying thank you for your patronage. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3713 Here's a flak Sherpa. You're going to need it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3714 We are now the people of laws and hoodies. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3715 It's a style suggestion, not a commandment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3716 It will be a cold day in hell !!! Find a lawyer 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3717 Caption, shmaption, who needs it? This cartoon is perfect just as it is. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3718 Here, my mom said to give this to you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3719 Here, it's XX 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3720 Yo! Mo! You seal the deal on them ten commandments with your crew, and I'll throw in this fab designer coat for when you're chillin' out ! It used to belong to Charlton Heston ! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3721 You may need this for the cool desert nights. And it has a 40 year warranty.. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3722 Just in case. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3723 Will we be going all that far north? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3724 Mother's commandment: 'Wear thy sweater when it's cold.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3725 Don't worry, it's Lands End.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3726 Once across, you'll look cool in your new Tommy Hilfiger sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3727 Thou shalt never forget the merch table. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3728 Your Mother commands you to wear a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3729 Now, put this on before you go. If you freeze on the way down, you're no good to me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3730 My God, today is summer solstice. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3731 Fine work on those tablets, something for your grandchild as a token of my appreciation. (An so it was that grandparents starting gifting horrible sweaters). 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3732 My Lord, turning over a new habit? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3733 Moses, you'd better take this sweater 'cause I'm afraid after November 2016, there'll be some cold days in Hell. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3734 So I had to fire my marketing guy, apparently moral authority isn't as effective as free swag. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3735 I hope it's your size. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3736 Sorry, we forgot to include the one about thou shall not let thyself get cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3737 The two interior pockets are lined with sheep's wool. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3738 In case the tablets don't work out... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3739 Take two tablets, stay warm and call me in the morning. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3740 Adam decided to go nude again 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3741 Don't forget your scarf and your galoshes, either. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3742 I'm still your Mother, Mr. Big Time Lawgiver. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3743 Thanks, but that really wasn't necessary. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3744 And listen darling, put this on before you catch your death... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3745 Try this, conflict free appeal . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3746 I see that you brought the tabula rasa. Now, if you don’t want to freeze your tuchus for the next forty days, put on this thermal hoodie! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3747 Add this to the commandments. Always bring a sweater to a visit to the mount! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3748 Does that come in a smaller size? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3749 Number eleven: Nylon. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3750 Let it be written that I have commanded your wife to knit a matching scarf. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3751 Oh, by the way, I meant to give this to Adam on the 6th Day but if fell behind the couch. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3752 I hand knitted this for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3753 ...and the cloud giveth with no quid pro quo 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3754 "...and, if I m not asking too much, a new pair of sandals 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3755 There goes thy neighbor's hood. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3756 Wearing stripes was more of a strong recommendation. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3757 No, too small .... I'm an 8L 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3758 Stay warm, my friend 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3759 Believe me, the nights will get cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3760 Moses, It may not be one of the top ten! But Thou shalt put on thy hoodie!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3761 and while you’re at it. Make sure you tag this on Instagram 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3762 Here, for your chilly reception down there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3763 Your call; I think they're both pretty miraculous. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3764 Here, you might need this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3765 But if you opt for this coat of many colors instead of those heavy stone tablets, your trip down the mountain will be so much easier. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3766 Snow?, in the desert? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3767 Thou shalt put a layer on. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3768 Ten commandments and one suggestion. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3769 The tablets help, but you must also stay warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3770 No, no, no, they are not warm enough and what is most important is how you look, try this gorgeous soft cashmere number. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3771 Faster than Amazon Prime. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3772 Take the sweater, tie up the man-bun, keep the beard, and only then will you reach the millennials Moses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3773 And God bestowed upon Moses the 11th and most important commandment "Thou shalt stay out of the cold." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3774 Mother wants you to put this on first. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3775 It's called a mock turtle neck and it's the work of the Devil. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3776 I swear to myself you'll catch a cold if you don't put this on! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3777 Oy Vey my Moses darling, yiz looks a little cold, here's a nice 100% Egyptian cotton hoodie. I picked it out myself! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3778 You've memorized your no-no's, now you can put on your nice sweater and go play. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3779 It's for the cold nights. You'll need it. This is going to take a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3780 Here, take this too, it shrunk in the wash 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3781 And it didn't even cost you a rib. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3782 I prefer a sweater vest. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3783 Don't mess with the heat setting, OK? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3784 But horizontal stripes always make me look fat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3785 O. M. G. , you shouldn't have! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3786 I've seen his neighbor's wife... you're going to need your lucky sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3787 This will last longer than the burning bush. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3788 Many winters are coming for your people 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3789 Oh Myself! Joseph gets a robe of many colors and whaddya know? Everyone wants one. Here take this Armani jacket and be thankful! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3790 I cannot bear to watch you shiver. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3791 Thou shalt not forget a sweater. It could be chilly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3792 No, no, I was asking if you had a lighter 'letter'. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3793 I'm the new Lord. Name's Zuck. One more commandment. Thou shall wear a hoodie. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3794 Thou shalt don this knitwear which I fashiondeth for thee. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3795 "Hey, Moses, you won't be needing this where you're going. Ha ha, just kidding. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3796 I know best when you're cold. So put on the sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3797 And this is for your brother. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3798 I said, "Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Blouse." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3799 Here you go, I made it extra stretchy in the arms 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3800 Didn't I already give you the one about lying? I know the label says wool but this is definitely a polyester blend. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3801 Honor thy father, thy mother, and Mark Zuckerberg. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3802 Thou shalt not reject a perfectly good hand-me-down. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3803 You left your hoodie in the Red Sea. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3804 Here's the eleventh, wear a sweater on the mountain! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3805 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3806 A parting gift -it's water resistant. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3807 You need to be properly dressed if you are to make a delivery for me! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3808 They said this loud solution wouldn't work.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3809 Thou shalt put on a sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3810 Moses, here's a pull-over from 2014 that I picked out for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3811 It's faded a bit over the years... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3812 Thou shalt leave the hoodie for other oppressed minorities. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3813 I know you've been working really hard not to covet this, but I was thinking about it, and it really does suit you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3814 Behold, Free Shipping. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3815 Uh-uh. No way. I come home in that after Jenny knitted me this fine robe for my birthday and all hell will break loose. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3816 And thou thought being naked was embarrassing 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3817 AND ALWAYS BUY WHOLESALE 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3818 You said you'd bet your shirt that you would win!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3819 Itchiness is next to Godliness. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3820 Apologies. It's holey, Moses. Damned ethereal moths. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3821 Refuse not this garment. It was hand-knitted in Ireland. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3822 OK, I won't make you wear it if you don't tell them I'm a woman. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3823 I thought you said these tablets were microwaveable! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3824 Thank you God for the tablets but I don't want any hand-me-downs. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3825 And eleven, thou shall not catch your death of cold 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3826 The first commandment of Jochebed, "Always take a sweater, it might get chilly." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3827 Your mother's 11th commandment is "I don't care what your up to, if you're going to go climb mountains, make sure you stay warm". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3828 This might help with the second coming of the ice age. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3829 Fred Rogers says you'll need this more than he does. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3830 Put the tablets away and enjoy the little things in life. Here's something a little more practical and heartfelt. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3831 Oh, and make sure to wear these on my son's birthday. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3832 If you drop the tablets, you'll need this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3833 And finally, Moishele, never go out without a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3834 And here, I knitted this for those cold shoulder days. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3835 Honor thy mother and always carry a light sweater! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3836 Honor they mother and father does NOT mean that I'm agreeing to bundle up when it's 110' outside. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3837 Oh, and one last Commandment: Thou shalt lose the stupid robes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3838 In case you get a "cool" reception. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3839 Who does your nails? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3840 "And the lord god covered Moses in holey-ness"... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3841 Hallelujah! Cuneiform works great on Amazon Prime. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3842 How about one more commandment? - "Thou shalt wear a sweater when it's chilly outside". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3843 Your mother added the 11th one: Wear this, lest thou catch pneumonia and die. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3844 "I'm thinking you may get a very cool reception". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3845 You burnt your last bush! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3846 Mo baby, robes are so yesterday. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3847 Thank you, Mother. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3848 They will listen when you dress up. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3849 Commandments, shmommandments, on a chilly mountaintop you wear a sweater! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3850 One size fits all. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3851 I hand knit this for you, Moses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3852 Thank God for little things! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3853 And also, Thou shall not leave thy house without a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3854 Trust me Hoodie, you don't want to be named after a basket. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3855 'Thou shall remember to wear a winter coat' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3856 Just because it's not your color, there's no reason to throw those tablets down in a fit! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3857 Thou shalt not hand-me-down. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3858 'and here's a little something I made just for you." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3859 Sorry Moses. It is a little small. But thanks anyway. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3860 Once you get out of the desert you're going to appreciate this little gem. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3861 Then God said: "Pass this sweater down to your descendants, Moses. In 2017, hell's gonna freeze over." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3862 Sure, it's a DRY heat...but a SWEATER??? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3863 And God bespoke. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3864 Your mother and father said they'd be honored if you wore this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3865 If you'd like, I can knit matching tablet cozies. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3866 Your mother thinks you're cold and you know there's no arguing with her 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3867 This was from Lucifer's closet. Doesn't need it where he is now. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3868 Add one more: 'Thou shalt not have insanely popular hoodies before Me.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3869 Let the voice of the turtleneck be heard upon the Land! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3870 You're going to need a hoodie to deliver these new regulations. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3871 Wear this! It will quiet climate change skeptics. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3872 It's in the sixties, but it feels like forty. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3873 You'll be up here a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3874 Thou shall not wear a hoodie at night 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3875 And here's a little something just for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3876 God: Moses, I know you like those commandments so much I thought you might like this sweater. Moses: It's not a wool sweater, right? God: It is, why? Moses Do even you know what happens to goats in the middle east? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3877 Is this a trade or a test? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3878 I have your back on this one, Moses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3879 Don't forget to call my Buibaleh! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3880 I have been busy knitting! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3881 Thou shall knit one, purl two! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3882 I'm a Buddhist. My head isn't in the clouds young man. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3883 Number 11 - 'Thou shalt always take a sweater and a shekel for camel fare'. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3884 Oh, and the one I didn't have room for---"Though shalt not catch a cold"! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3885 Thou shalt not go forth and not be snug. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3886 "Thanks, you're a savior. It's freezing up here". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3887 QVC's my side gig. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3888 Trust me, it's about to get chilly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3889 Your mom just texted me. It's going to be cold down there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3890 And the 11th is, "Thou shalt wear the latest fashions." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3891 The Fall fashions are in. Here, try this on for size. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3892 Number 11: I recommend washing angora by hand. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3893 You're a far way from hell. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3894 So, take your tablets, and here's your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3895 No thanks. These are hot! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3896 No one's going to take you seriously wearing that. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3897 Look Mo', wear this till we figure out what to do about your hair. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3898 Hold on, you can't go down there dressed like that. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3899 Tell them you just got back from an ayahuasca retreat 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3900 And behold, there was Patagonia. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3901 Oh, that's where I'm going? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3902 Monday, wear the sweater to school. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3903 ... and the first person who follows all ten of those commandments gets this nice sweater I knitted. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3904 This is in case you get a chilly reception. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3905 Ah, an 11th commandment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3906 I thought you said Mother Earth was pagan. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3907 I knitted ten. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3908 Moses, take this Canadian Indian sweater, Rolex is so passé 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3909 Forecast: Freezing in Hell. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3910 Quit arguing and put it on, you're friends won't even notice it's not real cashmir. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3911 You can always exchange it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3912 You might as well take this, too. I couldn't get Adam to wear it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3913 Let's replace "Honor your father and mother" with "I'm cold, I think you need a sweater." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3914 Put it on - I need you in the 21st century. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3915 and here is your bonus Moses Jacket from eBay 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3916 No, it's not a hoodie. I told you I'd provide guidance on everything in your life. This is a high collar, 100% mohair sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3917 Here, I told you to bring a sweater along. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3918 You better put this on. It's bulletproof . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3919 Oh, and tell them you just got back from an ayahuasca retreat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3920 You may be stuck on the mountain for some time while someone else proclaims his alternative commandments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3921 You send us through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights and now you're handing me a sweatshirt? Is this a joke to you? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3922 Trust me. The Exodus Large is perfect for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3923 Thou shall not cover thy neighbors wife. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3924 Maybe don't write down the polyester-cotton blend. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3925 Oh and I could tell you were coveting this poncho. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3926 It's not a commandment, but I knitted you this for when the weather turns cooler. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3927 Oy! You're at such an altitude without even a sweater? Here! You're welcome. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3928 I just order from these tablets and they deliver. God 'knows' how they do it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3929 Take this - winter is coming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3930 Good lord! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3931 And here are the ten commandments on Secret Santa gift exchanges... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3932 So what, now you're giving style advice too? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3933 Sorry,but I ordered 25,000 with floatees 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3934 Wanna trade? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3935 Hey big shot..you can't tell it's chilly? Put on a little sweater... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3936 Coveting thy neighbor's jumper again? Tsk. Tsk. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3937 Please Lord, if I try to wear the sweater, there's a chance I might drop another Tablet. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3938 Listen to Mommy. Take your hoody. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3939 Thou shall knit and purl no gods before me 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3940 They didn't have Patagonia in your size . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3941 Trust me, the Israelites are way less likely to diss you if you don a J-Crew cable knit sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3942 I don't want your followers catching their death of cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3943 Thou shalt buy it on Amazon Prime. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3944 Moses.....chill out. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3945 The King of Amazon needs a sign to convert. Just make a note on your tablet and he'll get the message. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3946 Oh, and this will block the rotten tomatoes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3947 Did I miss the one that said "thou shalt not be cold"? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3948 Your mother says to take a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3949 I requested the hoodie with the full length zipper. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3950 I think the reaction to "Thou shalt not commit adultery" might be little chilly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3951 I said, I could really use a BOAT! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3952 Cover those things up, you skank 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3953 Oh I forgot, there's one more! Thou shalt wear this whenever the temperature drops below 35 degrees. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3954 It no longer fits me 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3955 Here, have this cashmere Abraham made me after the sacrifice. Gabriel says my finger puppet shows are not popular anymore. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3956 Eat something before you put your sweater back on. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3957 Here. I thought it might be cold up on your pedestal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3958 What do you think about replacing frogs with itchy wool? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3959 To put that on, I'll have to drop these. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3960 I know the desert was cold I'm sorry, I had 600,000 of these on back order 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3961 In case they don"t go for it you'd better wear this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3962 After giving out the house rules, God, the All-Powerful Mother, always makes sure her son stays cozy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3963 Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it wooly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3964 Come on, Dad, do I have to? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3965 Congratulations! You've won our Holier-Than-Thou Spelling Contest! Here's your prize! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3966 The tablets, should work but just in case . . . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3967 But I like being a Moses doll. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3968 And, take thine hoody. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3969 "Hey, Moishe, it's a bit chilly up here. You might need a sweater," she said helpfully. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3970 Thou shalt not dry on high. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3971 Wear this if you want to reach the millennials. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3972 Now that I've delegated most of my work, I've taken up knitting. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3973 Moses, it's me your mother, please take it . It may get cold up there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3974 I'm taking this for your own good... Come on, Moses, make room on your tablet... Commandment Number 11 is... Never wear socks with sandals or a wooly jumper over a tunic. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3975 It's kevlar,, you will need it when you start to market those ten points! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3976 This may add a frisson of sex-appeal to the ensemble dear boy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3977 It's your mother, remember me? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3978 Holy Moses! What have you there? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3979 Gee, Mom. Do I have to? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3980 Noah thinks you could get some use out of this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3981 Take some tablets and wear a warm jumper. You'll be over the cold in a week. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3982 I had this horrible dream that the boss was going to be mad at me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3983 Not now grandma! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3984 Thou shalt not covet cloth. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3985 Don't blame me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3986 so, um, hell might be freezing over soon... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3987 Tablets cold, sweater waaarrm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3988 Here's a sweater, Moses. You're going to get a chilly reception with those ideas. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3989 Yes, you are allowed to covet your neighbor's parka. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3990 And the Lord said: "Winter is Coming." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3991 Oh, and your mom said "put this on". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3992 Drop what you're doing and put this on immediately, before you catch your death of cold! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3993 It gets rather brisk around here...this just might fit you.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3994 Oh yeah, and "Thou shalt always wear a sweater when it's cold." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3995 Can't you read; the tag says dry clean only. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3996 'And the 11th Commandment, thou shall use common sense." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3997 It's perfect, but how do we convince my neighbor's wife to wear it? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3998 I am the Lord thy God! But I also just signed a 40-year sponsorship agreement with the Goddess of victory, so you must wear this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3999 DECologue. I asked if there was anything new for this year's Decologue. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4000 Follow the instructions and for God's sake wear this when wandering in the desert at night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4001 Oh, yes, one more thing that I forgot to engrave. . . try to mix in more stripes and plaids, but never wear them together. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4002 OK, just run that by me again; you want Number 11 to be about keeping warm? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4003 Cold front moving in. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4004 Moses, honey, even prophets need to wear their sweaters! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4005 I heard there is to be a filibuster. You might need this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4006 Tablets? I thought you said Tabberd. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4007 This will warm you up for the delivery. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4008 Since you all are going to have a hard enough time, we've decided to give these to another group. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4009 Number 11: Thou shall not offer knockoffs on QVC. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4010 Take these tablets and go down from the mount and give the people My commandments. You'll have more credibility wearing a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4011 Egyptian cotton, extra large, 7 shekels. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4012 Number 11, when going out in bad weather, thou shall listen to thy mother and put on your jacket. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4013 Honor thine merino and keep it real, yo. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4014 I told you, it is not Egyptian cotton! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4015 Hand knit, just for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4016 Keep all things holy. Except this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4017 Never mind the hoodie, get me an escalator! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4018 Thou shalt not catch pneumonia. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4019 I said I wanted garments not commandments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4020 You can’t “go forth” dressed like that. It’s chilly, you’ll catch cold. Here, wear this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4021 So, like, I'm also a entrepreneur, and I'm trying to get my clothing line off the ground. What do you think of this sweater? I call it the "Zaddy AF" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4022 Thou shalt not make me wear a roll-neck sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4023 Thou shalt dress more sensibly when climbing mountains. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4024 Seriously, they won't be able to find themselves. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4025 Take your sweater. Or, Don't forget your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4026 ...and number 11. Don't go outside without your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4027 Thou shalt not put sweaters in the dryer 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4028 Put a coat on, I'm cold 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4029 No..no..no. The first commandment is "Thou shalt keep the hoodie and return the human." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4030 The basis for religion and Amazon Prime! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4031 Thanks, I hope it fits. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4032 Oh, Lord! What? You want me to run Facebook? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4033 I said," I'll need the c -o -d -e to understand this". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4034 But, ... the ad said with ten I'd egg rolls! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4035 11th Commandment, thou shall not be cold while seeing the lord thy God......But really, it gets cold at night in the desert, so take it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4036 Thou shall not covet thy neighbors' knitting. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4037 But, where's Waldo? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4038 Free shipping and return? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4039 This will show them you got those from me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4040 Trust me. You're going to need it over the next forty years. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4041 With the chilly reception your going to get to some of those, you're going to need it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4042 ''See how this fits." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4043 You may need this also for cold shoulders. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4044 Mom, I did not forget! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4045 But, I'm not looking for a handout. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4046 I'm cold. Put on a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4047 And thou shalt not wear ugly versions of these on holidays. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4048 I didn't covet my neighbor's sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4049 ...and that's where he laid down his own law - no group jackets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4050 Take this, it's cold up here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4051 Take this hoodie. They'll play better with millennials. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4052 Thou shall not dress out of season. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4053 #11th commandment: Winter is coming, thou shall not freeze 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4054 "Sweater weather" has it's provenance with some other very important words. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4055 Thou shalt dry-clean. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4056 Don't be a big shot, take the sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4057 And always bring a sweater. God forbid you catch a chill. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4058 Exactly which of the commandments says to dress warmly? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4059 Do not covet your brother's sweater. This one was on sale at L.L. Bean. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4060 ...and I also need my sweater back... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4061 What do you mean "get comfortable" ? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4062 Up here the label says 100% virgin wool, if you want Prada check out the basement! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4063 With the needed rewrites, you're going to be here a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4064 Beggars can't be choosers 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4065 Happy Hanukkah 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4066 You'll need this; the Burning Bush just went inactive! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4067 Thou shalt try Old Navy's new collection of turtlenecks. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4068 Moses, you forgot your sweater. You can't tell the people my will without your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4069 You forgot the eleventh commandment. Wear your sweater I knitted for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4070 It's number eleven, "Thou shalt dress warm or you'll catch cold." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4071 You went out like that? You don't have the brains I gave a gnat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4072 Thank you, but I'm allergic to poly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4073 Thou shalt not catch your death of cold! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4074 Merry *what*, Lord? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4075 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's cashmere sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4076 Art thou comfortable? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4077 And another thing... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4078 11. Always wear layers 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4079 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's fleece. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4080 11: Cable knit, always 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4081 Master has presented Mosey with clothes?! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4082 I got cold just looking at thou. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4083 "A coat is small compensation to being at home, sitting by the fire, with a hot coffee." -Thinks Moses 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4084 Holy Moses! Number 11 is Thou Shalt Not Freeze 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4085 I don't know anything about a burning bush, you want to stay warm here's a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4086 Look! It's #5; take it! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4087 And you'll also need this. Trust me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4088 ... so the tablets don't chafe on the way down. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4089 Show me more 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4090 This will be cold comfort for what comes next 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4091 Sorry, I miscalculated. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4092 Oh! sure... I got you something too. It's a sweater... surprise!? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4093 Your mother just reminded me of the eleventh commandment: Put on a sweater, you'll catch your death. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4094 Is this thing flame retatdant. I gotta head over to the bush... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4095 Drop those cold stones. Your God just wants you warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4096 and the 11th commandment "thou shalt not climb the mountain without your overcoat." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4097 And lastly Moses, thou shalt dress for the occasion. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4098 You have found favor in My sight, and I have knitted this lovely sweater for you we wear as you wander in the desert. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4099 Oh, it's real alright. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4100 And put this on. I'm cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4101 Hey, Mom, I'm a big boy now. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4102 It's from a bolt of cloth. The lightening thing is a myth! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4103 Here, thou shalt not descend in that silly robe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4104 Turtlenecks are back! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4105 11. Now this is just a suggestion, but it does get awfully cold this time of year. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4106 Sorry, I meant it figuratively when I said "Sure, I'm cool with these commandments". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4107 'And God said, the ice age is coming.' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4108 One more thing...schmattes! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4109 Thou shalt place this in a time capsule for Etsy 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4110 Hey, I'll trade you a hoodie for a couple of stone tablets? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4111 And this is for your wife. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4112 Sorry, I forgot this, the desert can get pretty cold in the evenings. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4113 Mother knows best. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4114 You must be freezing! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4115 Here's an 11th...thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's fleece. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4116 But, it's only green and blue. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4117 Moses, thou shall not freeze while atop this mountain! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4118 It's for the reception. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4119 Here: your mom says to put this on. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4120 Here's a fashion tip to go with those 10 Commandments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4121 It will be a cold day in Hell if they actually read these. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4122 Here's that sweater you were coveting; from now on... you're on your own. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4123 I'll need this for the third day? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4124 Make it happen. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4125 So after you present the commendments, don't forget to mention my new fall fashion line. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4126 Use the tablets as skis, God? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4127 When I'm through, Ma 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4128 The first law: SHE gives warm love 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4129 Thanks, but I've been told I'm more of a robe kind of guy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4130 And dress warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4131 ... and for additional styles in your size I'll be shipping you new tablets each week. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4132 You'll need this when you part the Red Sea! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4133 Your mother knitted this for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4134 Your Mom says eleven. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4135 dog whistle? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4136 It would be a crime if you didn't try it on. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4137 A little sweater you should have, zayde, so you don't stand out in the cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4138 Oh, and thou shalt share this comfy alpaca hoodie. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4139 When your neighbor was wearing this, did I see you covet it? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4140 Take a sweater. It's going to be cold today. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4141 It's just the hand that's gigantic, trust me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4142 The eleventh commandment is always take a jacket when you climb a mountain. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4143 A crackerjack anorak. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4144 Thou shalt not catch a chill on thine way down the mountain. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4145 Believe me...your gonna need it.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4146 Your Jewish mother insists you wear a coat or you will catch a cold! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4147 Thou shalt cherish the Wooly bully. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4148 You get clumsy when you shiver. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4149 ..and finally unwritten commandment #11, always wear cashmere on Friday. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4150 Thou shalt not look bad in angora. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4151 Take two tablets, get some rest, and call me in the morning. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4152 May I assume this means I do not have to worry about ending up some place excessively warm? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4153 I really just wanted you to say I looked alright. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4154 Think of it like a book jacket. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4155 No, He's the One for Commandments. I'm into Gentle Reminders. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4156 Is that an 11th commandment or just a suggestion? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4157 Moses: "Ummm, okay, You go first." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4158 and one more... don't get a cold, my Bubeleh 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4159 No,no, no. It was "Thou shalt KNIT." Then "Commit adultery!" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4160 The ogre really isn't sitting well, is he? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4161 So now you're my fashion coordinator too? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4162 Thank you but I don't wear second-hand clothing." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4163 With all due respect, God, only my Mom can command me to put on a sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4164 I only wear cotton-allergic to polyster 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4165 Hard on the back, but it beats the commute. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4166 You need to take a coat. It could get cold out." "Yes dear. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4167 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall wear the sweater of Antioch. Believest thou this? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4168 Those bastards--they killed Kenny. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4169 No, I said of coat OF arms! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4170 Oh, yes. And "thou shalt not catch a cold". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4171 Are you proposing we trade? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4172 Oh, and not a commandment, just a suggestion — lose the bathrobe and give this a go. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4173 When you're done engraving them Commandments, you can go ahead with a few Top Tips. See this? My best cashmere... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4174 Number Eleven: Thou shalt not have an outdated wardrobe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4175 I thought I said fur..!? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4176 What do you mean it's a steal? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4177 Put on a sweater. I feel cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4178 But, I just possibly will decide on global warming, instead! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4179 Thou Shalt Dress Warmly 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4180 And God said, "Let there be mohair!" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4181 Anorak, Moses, not on your Ark. It's my covenant, not yours. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4182 What!.......no covers for the Ten Commandments? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4183 Does it have to be dry cleaned? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4184 You never listen to me! I told you it would be cold up there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4185 Thou shalt look cool to deliver the rule 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4186 Moses, it's getting chilly up there, put on your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4187 Number 11. "Thou shall not be cold" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4188 Just because you're cold doesn't mean I need a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4189 Don't sweat it bro, it's only 10 commandments" "We made this cover for your tablet" "Give this to thy neighbor's wife 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4190 Wrap up, Moses. I don't want you to get sick. You're gonna be spending 40 days up here. Too much depends on your coming down from the mountain. Trust me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4191 ..and finally...XI thou shalt not wear ugly sweaters. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4192 Thou shalt not wear Member's Only jackets! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4193 And yeah, climate warming remains a myth. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4194 Here, you're' going to need this if you're crossing over into Canada. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4195 And never forget the eleventh commandment : thou shall not buy retail 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4196 Amazon origin story - Version 1.0 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4197 Moses, O Moses, take this sweater. It might get a bit drafty when my Presence departs! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4198 Thou shall upcycle. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4199 You're obviously from the desert. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4200 We hope you enjoy your order ! Can you give us a five star rating please? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4201 Maybe you have one I could step into??? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4202 Thou shalt not get a cold 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4203 Good heavens I hope it's non-allergenic 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4204 Thou shalt not freeze 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4205 How many times do I have to tell you? "Always keep your neck warm!" That better be Number 1 on your list there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4206 You didn't have to and it's lovely. But next time, thou shalt bring a gift receipt. OK? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4207 The 90s Commandment 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4208 I said boat, not coat! I guess I'll just have to part the darn thing myself. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4209 I also got a beautiful Egyptian cotton blend. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4210 Dearest God, your sense of humor astounds me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4211 and they come with a free hoodie. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4212 You shall not ignore climate change. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4213 Moses, it's cold up here. Take a sveater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4214 The commandments are free. We'll make our profit on the clothing line. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4215 With this, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's comfy pull-over thing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4216 And last but not least, #11: Never let them see you sweat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4217 Also, thou shalt knit sweaters. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4218 I need Xtra large 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4219 Oh, not again! For once, learn to look hard enough through each day -- poor greedy man. This is what you will actually need today. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4220 Mom, is that you? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4221 Dammit, I thought I'd ditched that at the Red Sea 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4222 Sorry, I had already ordered a coat from Amazon. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4223 Your Father can be so forgetful! If you don't obey the 11th, you'll freeze to death before you NEED the other ten. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4224 You really need to accessorize. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4225 Thou shall favor fashion over function. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4226 And Thou shall always remember to take a sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4227 ...but thou shall look fabulous. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4228 Take it, it's the last one left in size large. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4229 And now thou art off to Mount Everest. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4230 Please hide your ten Commandments in this. The Neo Nazis are coming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4231 And here's a little hoodie for the trip home. Above all, don't drop those tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4232 And the Godess added the final commandment...Ye shall not go out into the cold without your sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4233 I always thought it was just an expression 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4234 Mount Sinai is actually quite mild this time of year so that won't be necessary. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4235 Thus shalt not "mother" me! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4236 Thank you Lord. I just thought of another use for these tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4237 I command thee to wear discounted cashmere. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4238 Here. Something tells me you're in for a chilly reception. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4239 You shall not covet thy neighbor's sweater no more!!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4240 Wow, God. Cute sweater. You knit that? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4241 And while we're at it... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4242 No, it's not another Commandment, but it's cold and you should wear a coat, Moses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4243 It may come in handy, depending on which direction you wander. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4244 It's not from Jesus, it's from Yeezus. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4245 'No sitting on my throne,' he says? Ha! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4246 In case you-know-where freezes over . . . . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4247 Listen to Bubbe! Put on a sweater when you go to the mountain top. You'll catch your death! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4248 Moses, put this on, it's going to be cold on the mountain. You're going to be here awhile those commandments are going to be a hard sell. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4249 Moses, it's freezing up here! Does your mother know you're out this late alone? Call her. She's worried about you. And take this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4250 Put this on, I need something cute for my Instagram. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4251 This is not global warming headed your way . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4252 You call that a sweater? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4253 Your chattering teeth are driving me nuts! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4254 You wanted Rules for the 'Hood-not a Hoodie, right? Then don't complain. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4255 For the cold, dead hands. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4256 Might feel chilly at times with complete adherence 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4257 A little insurance and it's fireproof as well. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4258 If it fits, wear it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4259 I'd rather have shoes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4260 No, really God, I think there needs to be an 11th commandment about re-gifting. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4261 Put this on. Hell is getting ready to freeze over. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4262 Number 11- 'A sweater is something you wear when your mother is cold'. Now, put it on! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4263 Larry forgot to add, "Stay Bundled Up. It's Chilly Outside." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4264 What? You didn't think I had any down time for you? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4265 You might get a chilly reception down there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4266 Here's a hoodie for your efforts. I've monogrammed it "Moses X." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4267 In case you violate the 7th, this would look good on your wife. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4268 Thanks, but I was just going to walk back down. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4269 Let's give those a second coat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4270 Let's look our best for this important occasion, Moses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4271 Thou shalt not get the sniffles. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4272 Thanks,. Mom 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4273 Amazon's first delivery of Eddie Bauer jacket . 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4274 You dropped this. Now don't drop those. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4275 The professorial look will work, trust me. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4276 I am the Lord your God. It gets cold in the desert at night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4277 Wearing sandals and robes in the mountains breaks every fashion commandment! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4278 Lead thy people from Etsy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4279 Yes, the tablets will make you feel better - eventually. In the meantime, listen to your mother and put on a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4280 Thou shall not covet designer clothing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4281 No I said, tablet, not top coat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4282 Need to hand you a sweater as well as the 10 commandments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4283 I also knitted this sweater for Sephora. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4284 The tablets were not intended to be warm 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4285 They can't read. Have them start knitting this prototype for the post desert time. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4286 But Lord God, I thought you said one of these was "Thou shall not steal"? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4287 My hands are full. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4288 Oh, and don't forget. Winter is coming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4289 'Thou shall not covet' does not mean you shouldn't want to cover up. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4290 God forbid you should catch a cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4291 Believe me, you'll look much younger and be more believable with this fine hand woven wool turtleneck sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4292 So you shouldn't catch cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4293 It's cold up here 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4294 Salvation,one size fits all 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4295 Want a little? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4296 And the Mom said, "Put a sweater on, I'm cold." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4297 Here, have a free sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4298 First, obey your mother and put on a coat when you climb a mountain! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4299 THOU SHALT NOT BE CHILLY. More of a suggestion, actually. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4300 I'll trade you my morality for some bitchin' clothes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4301 Yes, there is a Nana. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4302 Thanks for hosting the clothing swap this month. Here's an old sweater that shrunk in the wash. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4303 And wear your sweater. It gets cold in the desert. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4304 After all this sand, we relish stepping on green land 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4305 Trumped!!!!!! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4306 I'm not exchanging it again. You keep kvetching you're cold and this is warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4307 Take two tablets, stay warm and thou shall not chill. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4308 Yes, you have to wear it, it's one of my commandments. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4309 I'm your Mother, and you will wear your sweater up on the mountain, Moses! And can you please make sure those idiots building a golden calf below stop calling me Father. It really gets old. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4310 And on the seventh day, God said "let there be cashmere Hermes sweaters!". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4311 Put this on, and take those two tablets and come see me in the morning. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4312 Oops, wrong tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4313 Put this damn jacket on you bastard! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4314 No, Ikea. When you hit the desert you can turn it in for shorts and a tank top. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4315 I'm not giving these up for a lousy sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4316 When you're all hands there's not much else to do 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4317 Let there be style. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4318 It's gonna be a looooong, cold winter, my little friend. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4319 The missus has just taken up knitting. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4320 I have the bush... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4321 The burning bush fires up global warming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4322 Oh God! Humans are turning cold towards each other, what should be done? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4323 "Read the fine print on the back about global warming, Mashugana"! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4324 Got it on Amazon. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4325 The first commandment-turn down the heat and put on a sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4326 I see you have the upper hand and her pants. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4327 Moses could you please donate those books to a Library and deliver this sweater to my homeless shelter? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4328 ... and I also brought back a little something from Thebes for you! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4329 Her eleventh commandment. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4330 Thou shalt look cuuuuuute 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4331 The hell with that. All I want are the tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4332 Take the sweater, Moses. Your reception is gonna' be frosty! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4333 You'll thank me when you're not dead from the cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4334 Thou shalt always carry a sweater - "just in case". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4335 Thou shalt wear layers on the mountaintop. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4336 This is the 11th commandment. Wear this next winter. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4337 Follow 8 out of 10 and ye shall receive a 25% discount at our Deus ex Machina winter sale! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4338 "Wear this in remembrance of me" -St. Trayvon 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4339 Burning bush? How about burn that Kush? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4340 One word, "yarn." 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4341 I always wondered how they decide on hem lengths each year. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4342 Go tell it on a mountain, winter is coming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4343 You could have done this from anywhere, you know. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4344 Keep taking the tablets, Moses, but you need to keep warm, too. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4345 Thou Shall Not "Where's Waldo" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4346 No, this is not from Job's wardrobe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4347 A free coat when you take ten commandments? Sure! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4348 And the 11th commandment: always wear your woollies. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4349 Here you go, Moses you're on your own. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4350 Don't worry! His Majesty is working from home today. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4351 Thou shalt not be chilly at the movies. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4352 ...and the Eleventh Commandment shalt be "Thou shalt always wear a sweater if thy mother is chilly. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4353 And your mother says the desert can get cold, so she picked this up for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4354 11. Thou shalt not wear cowls. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4355 Just wait 'til you see the new tablets! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4356 Your mother thought you should take this with you in case it gets cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4357 That's not the coat of arms I had in mind. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4358 And one more thing: You'll catch your death of cold if you go outside without a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4359 Can I have a wetsuit instead? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4360 From this day forward,you shall be known as Eskimoses. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4361 The addition of the 11th commandment. Thou shalt wear flannel. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4362 Though shalt accept all offered hand downs 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4363 Lord, make me an instrument of your fleece. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4364 Ok, but I'm not carrying anything else. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4365 Thou shall not have dignity 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4366 Keep writing, Mozes, I wasn't done yet. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4367 Better take it. I wont be back for a while. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4368 Put this on, for Christ's sake. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4369 I'll put it on if you will hold my tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4370 Also, I knitted this for Sephora. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4371 Your I Pad is next. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4372 Easier to wear than tablets. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4373 Of course I know what day it is but could you just exchange this for an extra large? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4374 And get a haircut. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4375 Correct, the eleventh Commandment has to do with on-line shopping and delivery. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4376 No, I said I want a Joseph ABBOUD coat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4377 O.M.G. It's going to be a cold day in... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4378 Just thought of an eleventh...'Don't go outside without a coat!' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4379 Trust me, those tablets aren't going to keep you warm up here! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4380 How much? For you, wholesale! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4381 Here. You'll catch your death of cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4382 First, your mother wants you to put on a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4383 The Misses insists thou shalt wear a sweater 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4384 I guess I should've given this to you forty nights ago, but take it anyway. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4385 The wife wants you to have this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4386 Put this on. You'll catch your death of cold up here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4387 Thou shalt not return. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4388 Have.People will need this 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4389 Thou shalt not judge my knitting skills. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4390 I heard you were going to free the Hebrew slaves. So I found a new place. It's called 'China'. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4391 Better add Climate Change to your sermon... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4392 Mary insisted that I give you this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4393 When I said, 'Meet me at the North Face,' I meant the store. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4394 Moses receives the first weather advisory from a hovering goddess. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4395 It may be hot up here, but down there's a heck of a cold market. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4396 And the 11th commandment is - On a chilly mountaintop, you wear a coat! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4397 Ugh, why did I put my shopping list on the back of these tablets? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4398 Thou shalt not forsake the turtleneck. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4399 And the 11th commandment: Thou shall be dress like a hipster. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4400 This is going to take awhile. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4401 You'll need this your going to get a chill reception 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4402 Are you telling me go north or start a garment industry? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4403 Thou shalt not find Waldo. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4404 Thou shalt work on your personal branding, too. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4405 You look a little chilly down there. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4406 Don't tell me...lamb's wool. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4407 Thow shalt not worry your mother 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4408 Many think it will be a cold day down there 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4409 I'd kill for that sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4410 Your mother insists.... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4411 Your mother told me to give you this. The desert gets cold at night. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4412 The burning bush is on backorder. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4413 Number 11: Always wash sweaters in cold water. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4414 You've got the two tablets, so wrap up warm, and call me in the morning 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4415 Moses please just put on the sweater and go home, my father doesn't live here anymore. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4416 My mother knitted it for you. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4417 Don't sweat it! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4418 God-"Superman needs this jacket and you need yours" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4419 Bless you. Take to tablets and keep warm. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4420 Even a big shot needs a sweater, Moses! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4421 And one more: thou shalt keep warm on a cold mountaintop 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4422 #11: Don't go outside on chillly days unless you are wearing this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4423 Take it; no more burning bushes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4424 Moses you forgot your favorite sweater. Who knows what Weather Dad will bring to that mountain. He's in a mood - oy! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4425 It is a hoodie and will give you some street cred. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4426 From receiving the 10 commandments to being God's Ken doll -- what a day! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4427 Thou shalt have no other clothings before me 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4428 Here, you'll need it after your break the first one. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4429 No, I'm not going to tell you what Eskimos are! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4430 Oh, and if you order 10 more Commandments, you get this free sweater! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4431 Moses...your mother said you can't be up on that mountain without your warmest sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4432 Yo, Moses, this may be more useful in the long run 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4433 Take two tablets & say goodbye to the cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4434 Is the turtleneck warm and fuzzy because You will it, or do You will it because it is warm and fuzzy? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4435 I KNOW we're in the middle of a desert. If you don't want the damn thing, just SAY so! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4436 The Moving Finger writes. It also knits. And, having knit, this is it! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4437 Whadda you think ? I knitted it myself 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4438 Sweater weather is coming. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4439 I thought you said "You Shall Not Cover" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4440 ...and this you put in the ark of the cable knit. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4441 You're gonna need this. Hell's about to freeze over. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4442 Finally the unwritten commandment, thous shalt not go outside when it is cold without a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4443 "I expect your reception will be a cool one' 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4444 You must have misheard me. It wasn't a rain-coat I was praying for. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4445 For that day in Hell. You'll need it eventually. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4446 This sweater goes to the first person who can recite them in reverse order! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4447 And I used to think that drone delivery was impressive! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4448 Thou Shalt Not Go Out Without Thine Hoodie. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4449 Number 11. Thou shalt not have to wear Hand-Me-Downs. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4450 In addition Moses, it's time for global cooling. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4451 Here. It's not my size. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4452 This is Ararat. You want Everest. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4453 Your 11th commandment tablets "Remember the Ugly Sweater Day" are a hit. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4454 It's stone cold on that mountain. My bad... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4455 Would you have anything in a long open-front cardigan, possibly angel hair? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4456 Take. Heat. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4457 As long as you're living in my universe, you'll wear what I tell you to. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4458 Also, you'll be starting a new fashion trend 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4459 Now I want you to go see Santa and tell him whether you've been bad or good. You'll need this. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4460 And last but not least, thou shalt covfefe. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4461 Slapjack no tradeback. Take the tablets and go. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4462 Actually, socks would be better. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4463 Taking this. Thy neighbor's wife looks too good in it. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4464 Moroni Says you need to take ten of the tribes to the western continent. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4465 Thou shalt not shiver. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4466 Stick with the robe. You'll never sell the people looking like a college freshman. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4467 One more commandment: Always bring a sweater. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4468 Because "thou shall not spread the cold virus" didn't make the top ten. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4469 And this last one is more of a suggestion. Though aught to bring a sweater, because you might catch a chill. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4470 Change is eternal. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4471 And now for the good news... 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4472 Oh, and one more thing. You will catch a cold dressing like that up here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4473 Number 11. "Thou shall not be cold" 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4474 I can smell a knock off from a mile away. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4475 You forgot one. Thou shalt not forget to put on your coat when it's cold outside. Write that in stone. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4476 Because you liked LL Bean 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4477 ...and if dumb enough to wear sandals on a mount, put on a sweater! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4478 No thanks. I'm a cardigan kind of guy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4479 It's what all the prophets are wearing. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4480 Moses, mein little kinderla, those tablets are cold; vear your sweata like a good boy. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4481 You're gonna need this! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4482 Put on your sweater before you catch cold! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4483 "and you'll get a cold reception from a fat guy with orange hair". 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4484 Isn't the one about "horizontal lines make a person look fat" more of a rule of thumb? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4485 OMG, we can't rewrite the bible now! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4486 Oh yeah, those tablets might be a little cold. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4487 Who do you think, you are, my Mom? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4488 As long as you're not bearing false witness, you'll be needing nice warm sweaters. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4489 This is for when it it's not Sinai's. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4490 Yeah, well, maybe thou shouldn't "borrow" my poly-wool blend cable-knit next time you make me climb a freezing fucking mountain, hmmmm? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4491 Moses, ya gotta trust me on this. I'm not tryin' to pull the wool over your eyes. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4492 Low tech solar eclipse a la Keloggs 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4493 Gotta love Amazon's new delivery service. Glad I upgraded from Prime to Divine. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4494 These Commandments are sponsored by Lands' End 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4495 Your going to need a disguise after you make those public! 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4496 "L.L. Bean has a pretty sweet return policy if you don't like it." - God 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
4497 Think long and hard about this. Do you want to return with The Commandments or a warm parka? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4498 Got it...number eleven...thou shall not wear suede 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4499 ...the LORD was not in the wind...but Moses was. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4500 You'll need an extra protection layer, trying to convince them to follow those guidelines... 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4501 Take this padded tunic. When they here about the No Adultery one, you'll need it. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4502 Moses, I made you this sweater. Wow, thanks god, its reaaaaally cold in the holy land. It is dick, I guess I'll have to keep you warm some other way. (Moses on his death bed after wandering in the desert for 40 years) God, damn it. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4503 Thou shalt not winter in Canaan. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4504 It would honor me if you wore this. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4505 Amazon B.C. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4506 Thank God for Amazon Prime! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4507 If you a 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4508 And take this too Moses, it gets cold going down the mountain at night 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4509 expedited delivery 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4510 Y'all weren't meant to be born so naked. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4511 Can we leave out commandment #11, 'Thou shalt gift ugly sweaters on holy days in the name of thy Lord'? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4512 Here, take a sweater. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4513 a turtleneck in the desert? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4514 ...and don't go swimming for a half an hour after you eat. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4515 And thou shalt not go outside with wet hair. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4516 You'll need this in case they get broken and you're on surveillance cameras. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4517 And this is for those chilly nights in the desert. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4518 And thus began the love of cashmere with the Chosen People 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4519 Take two tablets, dress warmly and call me in the morning. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4520 More good news. The Tablets come with free shipping on the jacket. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4521 Thou shall not catch cold. And why don't you ever call? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4522 The mystery is solved, God is a Jew 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4523 This is Mt. Sanai, not Kilamanjaro! 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4524 Thall lose some weight 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4525 So, you're telling me I have to wait another week for the "drop"? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4526 Excuse me, sir, but isn't "Honor Thy Turtleneck" going a bit far? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4527 You also want me to wear a hoodie? 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
4528 I've spent years devising a modern tablet and all you can give me is a hoodie! 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
4529 The sweater of many colors will make your task easier and more comfortable 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4530 The flood didn't work so I'm going to try to freeze out evil. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4531 And here is your hair shirt 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4532 100% Chasmere wool and on sale now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4533 I'm cold, take this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4534 If you don't catch a cold, you won't need tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4535 No, a little something to keep you warm 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4536 You're not going to sugarcoat it, are you? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4537 And deliver this unto Tim Tayshun. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4538 ... will this help me through hurricane Harvey... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4539 OMG, thanks for the hand-made sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4540 Thee got it wrong, it's Global Cooling. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4541 Life is so rad. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4542 Hang onto this; they might obey these when Hell freezes over. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4543 Sorry. No polyester blends. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4544 Just in case they get a chilly reception. . . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4545 And don't wear sunglasses either 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4546 Miriam already told me, "thou shalt not leave the hut without a sweater!" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4547 Thou shalt not have climate change 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4548 Let cashmere be "The" eternal sign of my reparation for Jewish mothers. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4549 Thou shalt not wear hoodies? I don't think I can fit that in. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4550 Sorry, Moses, you screwed up. You won't need this sweater where you're going. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4551 My wife wanted you to have this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4552 Regifted for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4553 To illustrate: thou shalt not covet my cool cowlneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4554 . . . and remind Taylor that one size does not always fit all! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4555 And eleventh, thou shall not wear white robes after Labor Day. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4556 Surprise! The promised land is called Alaska. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4557 Checkmate. Now get lost. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4558 This seals it: God is a woman. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4559 Just in case the burning bush is not warm enough tonight. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4560 Trust me. I didn't covet my neighbors sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4561 I hope that's kosher. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4562 Taking those two tablets will NOT help you get well, but wearing MY hoodie shirt WILL prevent pneumonia. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4563 Though shall not catch a cold 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4564 Oh My! Now I understand the power of the handloom 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4565 And I thought the "Holey Moses" thing was just spelled wrong. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4566 I've got to hand it to you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4567 You forgot the 11th: Thou Shalt Not neglect putting on a sweater when your mother is cold! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4568 So it's not a burning bush. It's warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4569 Damn, "I am so sick of hand me downs! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4570 This is my sign to you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4571 It's going to be a long night, turns out 10 is not enough 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4572 Thou shalt not leave the house without a warm sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4573 I shouldn't have put it in the dryer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4574 And remember to wear a sweater when you go out 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4575 Please, you should put on a sweater. It can get cold on Mount Sinai. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4576 You're asking me how you did??? Put it this way - your next assignment is in Siberia. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4577 Here, your mother said it's cold, put it on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4578 Feel the material, it's all cashmere. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4579 Thanks, it did take a while to get the list down to ten. Number eleven didn't make it, but it had to do with holiday sweaters. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4580 I hear there is a chill out there. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4581 Here's something to go with your other back to school items. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4582 In case you get the cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4583 I'm cold. Put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4584 Moses, if I've told you once, I've told you M times, wear your hoodie when you go to Sinai. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4585 I'm your mother, not your father, and you need to be warm before we talk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4586 And here's a sweater for the cold nights ahead. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4587 Thank you for your service! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4588 You're gonna need body armor 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4589 And how will we handle 'when pigs fly'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4590 Commandment 11: Thou shall wear stripes on Tuesdays 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4591 Thou shalt stay warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4592 I exchanged it at Amazon for a large. Is this still free delivery? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4593 I should know, the eighth commandment doesn't apply to the lost and found, just put it on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4594 Good day, sir. Here is the turtle neck from the 2-hour delivery order that you made on one of those two gigantic iSapienPhones--brought to you fresh and straight from the Maker. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
4595 Here's a footnote. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4596 Moses regretted using the term "I'll go balls out for the commandments" and quickly apologized. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4597 No, no, no I *do* really like it, I just think it might be more Joseph's style. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4598 Lord I want to thank you for offering me a Land's End jacket! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4599 Son, you forgot your lucky sweater for your big presentation today! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4600 So brilliant on its own. PLEASE don't put a caption on it!!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4601 Of course it's a hair shirt, 100% wool and without a seam. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4602 By the hand of God, you will not catch a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4603 I said I had cold feet ... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4604 Do you covet this? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4605 You shall not covet your neighbor's parka 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4606 Oh, one more thing: Thou shalt layer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4607 Here's your first commandment, Moses: thou shalt tweet #God whenever you wear this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4608 No more burning bushes, due to climate concerns, so wear this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4609 Wow, now I'm really impressed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4610 Is that a commandment or a suggestion? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4611 Isn't it great?! Don't you just love it?! And it was on sale too! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4612 Eve made it for Adam. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4613 Put this on. If it gets too cold your mother has made chicken soup. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4614 Oh, "oath!" I thought you said "coat." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4615 Unearthed ancient scroll reveals that even God couldn't prevent hoodies from shrinking in the wash. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4616 Thou shalt not monkey with the thermostat! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4617 And finally, thou shall stop kvetching about the cold... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4618 Don't forget my eye glasses. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4619 I'm cold. You should wear this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4620 Don't forget, we need tips for the spring line too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4621 And the she sayeth,"Take this in case it gets cold outside." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4622 And, you need to call your mother more often, ya know, just let her know you're alright. She worries. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4623 Here take this! Your reception will be cold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4624 No burning bush this time; you'll catch a chill 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4625 Is that Land's End or L.L.Bean?? I can't tell and they'll want to know! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4626 Moses, are you deaf? I said bring a two-tone jacket, not two stone tablets. It's cold up here! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4627 At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are put away in the same box. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4628 A hard rain is going to fall. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4629 Oh yeah, I forgot "Thou Shalt Not Wear Horizontal Stripes" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4630 "Thou Shalt Chill Out!" You'll need this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4631 I can give you a full refund on the sweater, but I'm sorry, I don't accept returns on my buy-one-get-one-free merchandise. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4632 Benetton?What about the benison? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4633 .....and here's a little something for the missus. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4634 Learn to ski 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4635 Sorry Moses, I have no more burning bushes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4636 You'll need a disguise after this stunt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4637 Is the third a warm & fuzzy one? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4638 Don't forget your hoodie. You're going to need it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4639 Buying a heavily discounted item is not stealing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4640 .. and 11. Thou shalt not borrow my turtleneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4641 Thou shalt not wear hoodies. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4642 The 11th Commandment is 'Listen to thy mother.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4643 Thou shalt not wear a dress! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4644 The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not forget thy hoodie here, there and everywhere. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4645 This will ensure you're remembered by posterity. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4646 A hand-me-down from the future 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4647 Jethro's wife made it, that's why I'm using a female like hand for delivery. It will often be cold, more so at night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4648 Bundle up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4649 Tell Trumps wife that it fits nicely. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4650 Don't argue with me! Put this on. You'll catch your death of cold on the way down. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4651 Thanks but I only do natural yarns. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4652 Thou shalt not catch your death of cold! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4653 Commandment eleven, "Thou shall not have cold words among thee people" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4654 What's behind door number 3? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4655 Yeeeees, it´s Kosher! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4656 You warmed the planet and won't need this 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4657 You're acting like a Jewish mother. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4658 Thou Shalt Dress Warmly 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4659 A little something for the wife. " A little something for the wife." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4660 I'm cold. Here's a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4661 Thou shalt update thy habit... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4662 The 11 Commandment: "Thou Shall Not Be Cold." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4663 And wear your mittens and booties too 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4664 Thou Shalt Have Good Fashion Sense. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4665 Wear this with the E-tablets 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4666 This will help when they start throwing the rotten eggs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4667 TABLETS, SCHMABLETS! Take this or yer gonna catch your death of cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4668 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4669 Here, your mom says you need this. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4670 There was no room on the tablets for this commandment. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4671 Oh, and number 11: Thou Shalt Not Wander Without Thy Sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4672 You're going to be wandering quite a bit...wouldn't want you to catch a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4673 The motto on the hoodie is much easier to remember. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4674 And thall shalt not give sweaters for Christmas. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4675 You shall take this, it will be a long road. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4676 Mama says, put the tablets down now and put on your sweater -- it's cold up here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4677 No, hell hasn't frozen over. It's just a windbreaker. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4678 Put this on Moses you'll catch your death. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4679 If you can fit 11, though shall always be fashionable. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4680 For the last time, what did you do with Leif Erikson? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4681 Take this too—I have a brisk breeze planned in about five minutes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4682 Take these two tablets and keep warm. You should be better in a week. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4683 I'll trade you my morality for some bitchin' fall clothes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4684 I Climbed Mount Sinai And All I Got Was This Lousy Sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4685 One last tip: till April's dead, change not a thread. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4686 He Left__Said He Wanted to Make the 'Dark Ages' Great Again 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4687 You ARE a woman! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4688 You mean I'm going to dress like a Bro? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4689 Try the hoodie. It's what all the young entrepreneurs are wearing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4690 Not all wishes come true 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4691 Sorry, God. My hands are full. I'll get that on my next trip. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4692 "I never said anything about 'Moab'... I asked if you'd prefer it in 'Mohair'. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4693 Eleven – Don’t go outside without a sweater. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4694 Why couldn't you just send me to California? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4695 Here Moses take two tablets and wear something warm and your cold should be over in a week. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4696 Number eleven: thou shall compliment my knitting skills. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4697 Wear this. The weather will be stormy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4698 Time for a wardrobe change before your next sermon 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4699 Honor thy mother and wear a sweater lest thou catch thy death. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4700 MOSES, HOW LONG CAN YOU TREAD SNOW? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4701 Holy Sheep 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4702 For forty days and forty nights you need to stay warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4703 I am switching to global cooling. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4704 Your prize is either this apparel, or whatever's behind testament number two. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4705 ...and thou shalt not catch your death of cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4706 Take this - you'll catch your death of a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4707 I meant to add "You shall not be cold" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4708 Thought we were doing a flash flood, not a flash freeze. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4709 Thanks, but I try to avoid horizontal stripes... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4710 You can also use them as skis. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4711 It's chilly out there, son. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4712 Strip me, hand 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4713 Thou shalt not catch a chill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4714 thou shalt not leave the house without a jacket 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4715 Winter is here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4716 Thou shalt not steal. Starting... now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4717 Thou shalt not underdress. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4718 I just want to say one last word to you. Just one word - Schmatas. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4719 Who knew that God's Spouse was a Jewish Mother? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4720 It's for when you want to visit the burning bush again, man 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4721 I'm more hungry than cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4722 Take this too. There will be some chilly nights over the next forty years. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4723 XI. Put it on. I'm cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4724 I can't eat a blouse to survive! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4725 Swapping the Ten Commandments for a hand knit sweater doesn't seem like a fair trade, but... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4726 I almost forgot - "Thou shall not freeze" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4727 The way things are going, you might need this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4728 So, like, I'm also a entrepreneur, and I'm trying to get my clothing line off the ground. What do you think of this sweater? I call it the "Zaddy AF" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4729 Here, but next time don't use the tumble dryer on wool. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4730 Here's a sweater. I thought you might be chilly. That's why I set that bush on fire. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4731 Your 72 virgins are tired of waiting, they made you a gift. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4732 Waiting for obedience? You'll need this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4733 Welcome! HE apologizes but no HVAC tech has made it up here yet and the whole system went kerflooey. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4734 Thou shall knit one, purl two! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4735 Thou shalt not freeze in the cold desert night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4736 Would you mind exchanging the sweater for a yoke with 2 pails? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4737 Wait. There's one more. 'Thou shall dress well.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4738 It's the 11th commandment: take a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4739 Checkmate 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4740 Just because you're old enough to handle the Ten Commandments, it doesn't mean I want you to catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4741 Here, this helped me when I was in your shoes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4742 The forgotten 11th Commandment: always wear an itchy sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4743 And thus, the ugly sweater party was created. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4744 Really? The tablet didn't say hand delivery was extra. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4745 I'll trade you my morality for some bitchin' clothes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4746 ...and while you're down there, please give this to Ezekiel and give his family my best regards 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4747 It's not waterproof, so remember to part the Red Sea first 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4748 Put this on. Those Ten Commandments may get you a chilly reception from the masses when you present them later tonight. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4749 Thou shalt take a shower and get out of that bathrobe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4750 You need this only for the first ten 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4751 Oh, one more thing. Thou shalt not catch thy death of cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4752 er...but that's not what I ordered! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4753 Holding cold stones at this altitude, you'll catch your death. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4754 You really think they're good enough to win the Ernest Hemingway competition? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4755 When you go back down, you'd better pull this hoodie over your face. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4756 Go forth! Proclaim my Commandments! And stay warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4757 Honor your father and sweater 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4758 Thou shalt not wear thy robe and slippers out of the house ever again. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4759 The little known 11th Commandment "Honor thy North Face hoodie" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4760 Thanks, but I was kinda hoping for that burning bush-thing to keep warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4761 You might need a hoodie. Mt. Sinai gets chilly this time of year. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4762 Bundle up, winter's coming 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4763 Moses, thou shalt not go jacket-less holding the ten commandments!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4764 The Salvation Army? You;ll do better on eBay! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4765 Beyond the main 10 commandments, the general rule is don't forget to wear your sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4766 It's a ship captain's sweater. Just take it, you might need it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4767 Trust me, this will come in handy for teaching about circumcision 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4768 Look, you can read the book when you're on the road. Now get your sweater on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4769 So ... you mean ... it's going to get chilly in the Promised Land? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4770 Honestly, I prefer the cloak. Turtlenecks are a bit old-fashioned. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4771 I am just helping out till the drones are approved. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4772 Oh good, my Alpaca sweater has arrived! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4773 God: "It's called recycling." (After Moses' sacrifice of a lamb.) 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4774 social media suggested delivering it in this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4775 Also, thou shalt not go outside in this weather without your sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4776 Satan doesn't buy sweat shop free. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4777 Just put some gold lettering on it and they'll listen to you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4778 They've been getting away with too much. These commandments will reign them in, but you might be in for a chilly reception. Here's something to keep you warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4779 You'll need this. The reception will be chilly. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4780 It doesn't fit; I couldn't have done it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4781 But if I wear a hoodie no one will take the commandments seriously. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4782 "You may need some cover.* 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4783 God give all things. But man leave anything 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4784 A little S.W.A.G. for making the trip twice 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4785 Thou shalt not catch thy death. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4786 Sorry, but you need to redo them. I said "cowls" not "gods". "Thou shall not have any COWLS before me." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4787 What's behind Door #3? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4788 But, I'm old-fashioned! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4789 oh, and #11, always bring a sensible sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4790 Once more, with style. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4791 Thou shalt take two tablets and avoid a chill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4792 Ask and you shall receive 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4793 And wear this, son. You'll catch your death with that thin robe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4794 Tell Mrs. Moses that I appreciate the thought; but it may be a tad small. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4795 No thanks. The tablets are keeping me warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4796 The Ten Commandment contest ended yesterday ...but here's a nice turtle neck for your troubles. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4797 Lets make a deal. You can keep the Tablets or the parka, or trade both of them for what's behind Cloud No. 1... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4798 And the Eleventh Commandment, the most important of all. Never leave the house without a sweater! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4799 Your yarn ... first spun ... in ... 'Coat' of Hammurabi... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4800 It's Joseph's and it doesn't fit anymore. Could you see that he gets it? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4801 On second thought, make that "Thou shalt knit." (NB: "knit" is italicized) 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4802 Just tell them it fell off the back of the wagon 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4803 Here, you're going to need this where you're not going. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4804 Unto thee I give the Promised Land's End pullover fleece. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4805 Good grief, Mom, I like the blue sweater, too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4806 Good job Mo! You're a 'medium'...right? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4807 Eleven: Put on one of these before turning up thy thermostat. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4808 Truly Moses you speak with wisdom when you say it will be a cold day in Hell if the commandments are broken. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4809 And finally, you shall make for yourself a carved image dressed in genuine Icelandic wool. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4810 Don't forget, son, thou shall not leave home insufficiently dressed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4811 Stop making that face -- the ones I'm saving for the Christians are much uglier. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4812 Are you sure you don't need a coat? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4813 You shall not commit adultery while wearing this turtleneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4814 Those tablets will go down easier if we up the hygge factor. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4815 Though shall not pill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4816 What is "Climate Change"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4817 God's last plague...the hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4818 Thou shalt get free shipping if thou buyest this too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4819 The desert's cold at night. Do me a favor, take this little sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4820 Red Sea I can do. Nuclear winter not so much. Try a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4821 ...and a little something for cold, lonely evenings. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4822 Make sure you take a sweater! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4823 And of the J. Crew catalog, page 5, item D in sand, thou shalt partake every fall. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4824 You might catch a chill on one of the 40 nights. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4825 you'll need this; it gets very cold up here, but don't drop those tablets...Ha Ha ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4826 I don't need a life jacket. Gimme back my coat! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4827 Does that come with matching socks? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4828 When God was a woman. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4829 I FORGOT THE ELEVENTH ONE - DRESS FOR THE WEATHER 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4830 Who told You one in the hand is worth two in the bush? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4831 #11: Thou shalt wear a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4832 Global warming now? I thought we had an agreement.. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4833 Thou Shalt not wear vertical stripes! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4834 "I'd hate you to catch your death for a few random Commandments". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4835 Your mom said to wear this 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4836 Your mother said to put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4837 I knew I forgot to mention something. Climate change. Should have been Eleventh. Tell your people. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4838 Now showing choice number 10 of Gods fashion show 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4839 There's still room enough for this in the shopping bag in your left hand. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4840 On second thought, let Me be more practical for once. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4841 You've answered my prayers - a warm hoodie for winter 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4842 I know it's chilly up here but where am I supposed to put the tablets while I put it on? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4843 And this is the 11th and most important commandment, "Always dress for the occasion" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4844 This should work better. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4845 Trust me my son, you'll be famous. Just make sure you make it down the mountain. My 11th commandment is make sure you always have a warm sweater on you. Just in case! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4846 One more: "Thou shall not be preoccupied with fashion." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4847 After they ignore them, expect a few showers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4848 Who's the winter sponsor this time? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4849 When all else fails, go shopping! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4850 Oh, I almost forgot, my mother knitted this for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4851 You're a global warming skeptic, too???? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4852 We talking climate change? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4853 It's on sale -- and it's waterproof! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4854 Mom, not now I'm busy 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4855 Moses, with this new administration, it's another 40 years in the dessert! Hang in there! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4856 Oh yea, one more. Thou shalt not hoodie. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4857 Thou shall not covet your neighbor's Christmas present. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4858 I think her majesty said she wanted 'ham hock' ?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4859 Add "Thou shall not shop online". Add "Thou shall not shop on line". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4860 You're going to need this. The burning bush is not as warm as you'd expect. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4861 Climate change is coming 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4862 The earliest Amazon order by tablet 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4863 Thou shalt catch a death of cold out here -- Put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4864 There are the Sacred Commandments. And then there's product placement. We have to draw the line somewhere. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4865 I was asking for friend. Thanks God! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4866 BUT WHERE DOES IT SAY I HAVE TO 'LET GO AND LET GOD'? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4867 One size fits all Prophets! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4868 Go on, take it. How can it hurt? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4869 Thou shalt not shave your chest 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4870 'It is about to get very cold.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4871 Moses, Put Your Sweat On Now! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4872 Don't You think that sweater is a little too casual for our big roll-out ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4873 ...Oh, and thou shalt put on thy sweater, lest thou catch thy death of cold. And rememb'rest to call once in a while. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4874 Moses, you forgot your sweater again. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4875 . . .cover thy neighbor's wife ? Seriously ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4876 Come on Mosey, honor your mother and wear your hooded cardigan in the mountains ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4877 From Ivanka's new menswear line, White As Snow, 100% Lambswool 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4878 Tablets or handscream? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4879 You're going to need this. Winter is coming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4880 Oh, and thou shalt always buy on sale. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4881 It comes with a 40 year warranty. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4882 Sorry Moses, but that frock is breaking all kinds of fashion commandments. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4883 Christmas is coming very early. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4884 The desert at night? Wicked cold. I should know. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4885 ...And I was saving this for Christmas, but that would be too long for you to wait. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4886 It's very nice, but i asked for it in white and gold 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4887 Thou shalt not get pneumonia. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4888 One more: #11 - no white after Labor Day. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4889 These Amazon drones are getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4890 The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4891 I know it is a hoody, but, which one should I erase? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4892 The truth never gets a warm reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4893 OH...ELEVEN: THOU SHALT NEVER AGAIN WEAR THAT DAMN ROBE! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4894 Take this. It's going to snow. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4895 Thanks God, but being cold is the last thing on my mind right now. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4896 Burning bushes no longer meet environmental standards. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4897 Behold the lamb...turtleneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4898 I would've rather you'd damned it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4899 and by the way, nice work with those sheep. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4900 No. 11 #patagonia 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4901 I know it's the desert, but take a jacket anyway. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4902 Thou shalt not get a cold 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4903 I believe you just said you were 'Me-damn cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4904 You need to replace "Thou shalt not steal" with "Thou shalt wear alpaca year-round" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4905 Enjoy the hoodie, Sir, and thanks for the tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4906 I know it's a desert down there, but it's chilly up here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4907 On second thought.... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4908 Messiah should dress for the times. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4909 Oh, I thought you were AD-dressing me.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4910 I don't think 'thou shalt not knit sweaters for family' is a reasonable 11th Commandment! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4911 So you can forget all that global warming, greenhouse gases bull everybody's talking about. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4912 Number 11: Thou shalt Benetton. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4913 I heard you were using drones 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4914 11. Thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4915 And remember- Thou Shalt Not Machine Wash. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4916 Do me a favor and restock the burning bush on your way down. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4917 Lord, I'm fairly certain I said, "Debtor"! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4918 Thanks so much, but I’m totally sure "Thou shalt not wear a sweater knit from God’s beard hair" is on one of these. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4919 And, don't forget your nice warm socks! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4920 I won't be responsible if you catch pneumonia on that mountain. Put it on! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4921 And, beware of men wearing hoodies. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4922 Go on and take it...just in case there is climate change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4923 Lose the robe, get a cel, post the Ten Commandments and go by HashtagMoses. Then! You will have followers. #?? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4924 And the Eleventh Commandment is, 'Thou shalt wear a sweater when chilly'. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4925 You're gonna need this! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4926 There is a draft on the way back down... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4927 Skis are next 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4928 The commandments, okay. Hand-me-downs? Oy vey! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4929 Here try this, if it doesn't do the trick I'll start warming the place up. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4930 This just came in for the Fall. It also comes in Purple and Gold. Try this one on for size. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4931 Oh, and Thou shalt not go out without thy sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4932 Please dear God, not the Arctic! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4933 You might need this. It gets a little chilly up here. You'll have to put down those tablets, though. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4934 You may need this due to climate change 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4935 Give this to one of those Golden Idol dancers at the bottom of The Mount. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4936 Trust me. Millennials will relate to your message better if you're wearing the hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4937 Thou shalt be warm. Ran out of room. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4938 Hey, Mo. Time to enter the 21st century. Start with new clothes and then we'll revise some of the commandments. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4939 Just in case you get a cold reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4940 When you were just a kid, you'd always say, 'Well, sure Mommy!' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4941 I didn't mean that comment about 'a cold day...' literally, I was just negotiating. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4942 'l'll give you this if you'll let me inscribe those tablets." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4943 Is it cotton? I'm allergic to wool. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4944 And just in case you get cold... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4945 You'll thank me later when I stop you from entering the Promised Land. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4946 "11th Commandment Executive Order: " 'Ye Shall Not Fleece' ". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4947 Just in case of nuclear winter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4948 Take this, some matzoh ball soup, and we'll talk in the morning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4949 She demands three juicy mice, pickled and sautéed, for her coronation dinner. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4950 Take those next door to our neighbors, follow the rules, and cover up - you're not going out in that. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4951 You look chilled, but please still call me in the morning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4952 And the 11th Commandment is... It might get chilly later. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4953 It might get cold while you wait for the rest of the commandments 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4954 Damn it, another sweater! What's with you? You KNOW I have a wool allergy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4955 Thou shalt not knit ugly sweaters. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4956 I wonder if He knows my size. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4957 Is it possible I might acquire a matching tote bag as well? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4958 You want you should get a draft?! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4959 Because Moses's arms were completely full, Commandment 11, "Never put a wool garment in the dryer," was forever lost. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4960 Amazon Prime in Biblical times 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4961 You can't always get what you want. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4962 Thou shalt cloak thyself in 100% cotton. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4963 You do # 11. Make it something about global warming. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4964 Hurry, put this on before he comes back. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4965 Wear this and they'll never find you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4966 Burning bush? Schmurning bush! You can't take it with you! For my sake…take the sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4967 Thou shalt not walk free of clothing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4968 Try handing out free incentives. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4969 I already FOUND Waldo! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4970 Thou shall not mix wool with linen. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4971 TAKE THESE TWO TABLETS! Cut down on golden idols. Wear your sweater. Let me know if there's any change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4972 I've always loved dressing my paper dolls. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4973 Taking this. Thy neighbor's wife looks too good in it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4974 Somebody tagged you in this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4975 Couldn't you just add, "Thou shalt be practical," as an eleventh commandment? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4976 That's right. I'm a woman, and I'm returning this! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4977 Thou shalt not buy cheap knock offs. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4978 Oh, and I forgot to leave this for Noah a while back. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4979 I don't want you catching a cold when you deliver the commandments. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4980 Close your eyes and put the tablets down. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4981 "And if they call b.s. this charade a cloaking sweater may come in handy." - God 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4982 Thou shalt not wear tacky robes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4983 Thou shalt not chill. "Thou shalt not chill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4984 Baby, it's cold outside. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4985 NEW! Top 10 Reasons Not to Trust Your "Loving" God 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4986 Your old one is holey, Moses. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4987 I wasn't sure of your size, so I hope it fits... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4988 The Eleventh Commandment is 'Stay Warm.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4989 And number 11, you shouldn't catch cold. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
4990 Hang on a bit . . . They aren't going to be ready for awhile! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4991 No. 11, Thou shall always where a sweater so as to not catch a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4992 A narrow religion can be a little chilly. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4993 Here, Darling, you're going to catch your death. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4994 Mother told me to give you this too. The desert can get cold at night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4995 And after the people have carried The Commandments long enough, you are to wear this Rainbow Colored Parka. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4996 it's from Lands End. you're gonna need it when you hit the Red Sea. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4997 Take two tablets, wear this sweater, and thou shalt not catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4998 Now that I finished all ten, I've been knitting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4999 Take it! You're going to get a chilly reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5000 Thou shalt not look uncool. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5001 I almost forgot,number eleven,thou shall not covet thy neighbours hoodie . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5002 Moishele, darling, it's a little chilly on the Mount this morning. Be a good boy and put on this sweater I made special for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5003 Here you go. Those tablets are kinda cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5004 Number 11- 'A sweater is something you wear when your mother is cold'. Now, put it on! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5005 Thou shall sweat it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5006 My mother wants an 11th : "Thou shalt Purl and Stitch" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5007 Everything comes with a catch, these days. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5008 Does a little graft fit in with the rest? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5009 Don't let your wife use those to hide her breasts like that. Here's a sweater. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5010 And then Mother commanded, 'Put on your hoodie before you catch your death of cold!' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5011 I saw you coveting. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5012 Take this and teach "thou shalt not sweat the small stuff" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5013 Believe me, you're going to get a cold reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5014 I don't care what the new administration says, Moses, vanity sizing is not exempt from the false witness rule! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5015 ...and my son was hoping you might get this dry cleaned for Him. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5016 Maybe I should start with the commandments before the Climate Change presentation? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5017 Try also to sell my old sweater 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5018 I take care of my peeps, your gonna need this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5019 Take two of these and don't forget to wrap up. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5020 It's no coat of many colors but it'll keep you warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5021 A little cold comfort. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5022 Moses, your mother won't stop calling until I give you this. She was worried you would catch a chill when the sun goes down. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5023 I promised your mother. It was either this or I don't let the sun set. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5024 You can't go down the mountain dressed like that! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5025 Here, hell will probably freeze over before they pay any attention. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5026 Here take this sweater, it's cold up here by the sea. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5027 You're going to be here awhile. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5028 Be patient and stay warm...They're still arguing over the golden calf! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5029 It's better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it. And take this sweater too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5030 Don't catch a cold. Wear this coat and take two tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5031 Eleventh, 'Thou shalt layer-up in the mountains.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5032 Moses, you requested a more holey garment in order to impress your followers. Here is a well moth-eaten one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5033 "In this heat?! Your Commandments will be an easier sell! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5034 You may find your reception just a little bit chilly 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5035 Oh yes, the 11th commandment, thou shalt turn down the thermostat and wear a sweater instead. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5036 I didn't have room for the eleventh commandment. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5037 Trust Me 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5038 Thank G-d. It was getting chilly up here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5039 Amazon is amazing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5040 Are you sure? That doesn't look 16 - 32. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5041 Fedor Emelianenko’s actual Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5042 Moses, you have to stop asking me for socks. They don't go with sandals! Here, take this, it's called a hoodie. Trust me, in 2000 years it'll be all the rage. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5043 Commandment 11: thou shalt layer up, lest thou catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5044 Don't forget number eleven, stay warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5045 Though I didn't spell it out, these are not moral equivalents. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5046 You're going to present that in nightgown and bathrobe? Try this. It's marketing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5047 It's something the wife knitted for Miriam. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5048 I said a sweetener for Aaron. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5049 The good news is that religion and science are reconciled: even if the decalogue doesn't prevent heat loss, the anorak is fully compliant with the second law of thermodynamics.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5050 11: The Best Time to Wear a Striped Sweater is All the Time. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5051 Here, so you shouldn't covet your neighbor's turtleneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5052 No, no Moses! I said, 'Bring the law first to the Inuit, not Israel.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5053 When life gives you a sweater, at least have it be cashmere 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5054 God is a Jewish mother after all. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5055 ...and wear this. You'll be more convincing with new digs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5056 Thou shalt not cardigan. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5057 Here, take this sweater. They may give you a chilly reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5058 Moses, clean your shit up! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5059 Take this - I'll be creating a freak snowstorm on your trip back down..... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5060 Does it come in blue? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5061 11. Thou shalt not set the thermostat below 72. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5062 It's part of the Witness Protection plan... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5063 You're going to need this when you get the cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5064 This one should not need to be written down: 'Thou canst go wrong with a good wool sweater.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5065 Give this to her. It sometimes is cool in heaven 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5066 It's going to be hard enough to convince them about the adultery thing. I don't think they'll go for uniforms. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5067 and... so you shouldn't catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5068 Don't worry, it's kosher. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5069 Ten down, forty-five to go. It's going to be a cold winter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5070 Here, in case they give you the cold shoulder. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5071 That was fast! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5072 No, it's not a commandment. I just think you'll be chilly without it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5073 'It'll be a cold day in Hell, when you reach the promised land" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5074 The modern look is good, buy it makes the sell more challenging. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5075 Moses to himself: God knows I have only two hands. He must mean I should drop some of these rules. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5076 Here----I don't want you to catch a cold before you publish these 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5077 Can I return this? I don't have the box. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5078 I'M A BANANA! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5079 I like a zipper in front. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5080 Order today and you'll also receive a free hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5081 Thou shalt not covet thy sandals too far into sweater season. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5082 there you go, it seems to be cold down there 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5083 Wear this. Wrap up. And what's with the sandals already? You're not in Egypt anymore. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5084 Do unto others' hoodies... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5085 You need to dress for the job you WANT to have. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5086 ...and I also got you this nice sweater to wear on "Casual Sabbath" days. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5087 Thank you, but I said 'prefers peace' not 'performance fleece.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5088 Oh I forgot, number 11... Thou shalt always dress appropriately. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5089 Ask and you shall receive 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5090 I command that thee shall not be cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5091 I always knew God was my Grandmother. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5092 Commandments: 10 Fashion Ideas: 1 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5093 You might need this sometime over the next 40 years. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5094 You want this? Doesn't fit me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5095 Talk about foresight: You KNEW the cold up here could rattle my readings! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5096 Your mother says to put this on, and that she's sorry for the whole bulrushes thing 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5097 Now what? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5098 It's in the fine print under honoring thy mother, Moses. Right next to remembering clean underwear. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5099 And here's a sweater...enjoy! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5100 Enough with the complaints! If you are cold, put on a sweater. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5101 Don't forget to spread them to Alaska too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5102 You'll need this for the chilly reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5103 My dress code´s old fashioned? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5104 And it is made in our United States? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5105 On the Seventh Day God gave Moses the cold shoulder 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5106 Thou shalt not wear antediluvian robes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5107 Oh, and one more. Thou shalt not be out of fashion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5108 Thou shalt dry-clean. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5109 So...does this mean we can see other people? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5110 I am afraid you will get a chilly reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5111 And, thou shalt disrupt. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5112 Here, take this. There'll be a frost tonight. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5113 Yes, the Commandments are great, but how are you going to get through the winter, you dreamer? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5114 Take these two tables and stay bundled up- you'll feel better in the morning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5115 If you'll agree to wear my wife's hand-knitted sweater, I'll agree to drop from 15 to 10. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5116 Here, put this on to hide from the hackers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5117 Oh, and #11. Thou Shalt Wear Turtle Neck Sweaters During The Cold And Flu Season. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5118 YOU MAY OR YOU MAY NOT. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5119 thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's knitwear 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5120 I'm not real, but take this if it makes you feel better. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5121 # 11 - Do not covet thy neighbor's hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5122 It'll be a cold day in hell before anyone follows those commandments. Put this on and pray! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5123 It's cold up here. Take this to cover yourself and the Mosaic tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5124 Thank you, God, for Amazon Prime jacket. These iPads are cold as Hell. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5125 Here, take this, it gets chilly at night in the desert. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5126 And one more thing, Thou shall keep warm! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5127 Here, wear something warm before you kill yourself. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5128 They may be more agreeable if you wear this to cover up your stiff neck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5129 I'm not stone cold yet! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5130 CANADA, not Canaan 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5131 Um...I called no trade-backs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5132 Put this on, or you'll catch your Death and Transfiguration 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5133 Oh, and your grandmother says to "put on this sweater, you'll catch pneumonia shlepping around in that outfit!" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5134 First, have no source of warmth before this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5135 Here. Put this on and go north. They need them more. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5136 Thou shall not go out looking like that. Put this on, it's cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5137 Heaven Prime 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5138 It's okay, but what about the free medical, dental, vision -- and foosball table -- we were promised? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5139 Thou shall always remember to wear your coat or you will catch pneumonia. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5140 Now you know Moses, God is a woman. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5141 You forgot to bring David's hoodie 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5142 " Now, this is really miraculous Moe; found it online, next to the coats of all colors and in your size no less!' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5143 It's all wool, exlg; delivered right to my gate via amazon.com 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5144 For Christ's sake, Moses, put this sweater on before you catch our death of cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5145 To be clear, you can [italicized]covet fleece, but all returns shall be made within 60 days and nights 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5146 It's body armor. You might need it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5147 Don't push it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5148 Number eleven: listen to your bubbe and put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5149 Here's another "one size fits all". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5150 Mrs. Moses has Amazon Prime Celestial deliver a warm sweater to her chilly hubby on the mountain top. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5151 It must be the weather up there! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5152 No thanks Lord, I'm going south for spring break this year. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5153 ``Come on. L.L. Bean for two tablets. It's a no brainer.'' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5154 I didn't think I needed to mention global warming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5155 11th commandment, keep your clothes on when going outdoors. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5156 11th Commandment: No baja hoodies, way passé. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5157 Thou shalt knit a gauge swatch before each project. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5158 It's going to be a tough sell. Cosby suggested wearing this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5159 Oh, and your mother says thou shalt not go to the Promised Land without the sweater I made for your birthday. Mountain air can be very bad for your asthma.. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5160 A hoody might make them more acceptable. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5161 The tablets are warrantied for three millennia. Looks like you could use a new hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5162 If I was a woman I'd be handing you a pair of galoshes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5163 Is that my neighbor's super hot wife's hoodie? Oh my God, I would steal or even kill for a coat like that, even if my father said I can't have one. Actually I am pretty sure my neighbor did kill to get that coat. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5164 Didn't these come with a messenger bag? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5165 Thou shalt also wear this dope-ass hoodie, just in case the tablets seem a bit formal. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5166 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors favorite merino wool sweater, either. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5167 The mittens will be coming by Calf Express. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5168 Wait! I nearly forgot the Eleventh, which is really more of a Suggestion: Would it hurt you to put on a sweater? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5169 It's your color and it was on sale. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5170 Commandment Eleven: Thou shalt layer sufficiently 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5171 Number Eleven. Thou shall wear a hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5172 Our Mother Who Art In Heaven 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5173 How many times do I have to tell you...take your sweater! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5174 YOU NEVER LISTEN ! I ASKED FOR A LITTLE WARM WEATHER ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5175 From the L.L. Bean Wilderness Collection-trust me, you'll need it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5176 And finally bricks and mortar retailing will continue to exist 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5177 With all due respect, Sir, I could really use one with ten pockets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5178 Oh God, handed a hoodie. Now what? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5179 And this is my best-seller! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5180 I also knitted you a sweater 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5181 You might need this. Hell will be freezing over. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5182 "This used to belong to the last guy that pissed me off" (optional: "with too many demands") - editor's discretion 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5183 And the 11th commandment: thou shalt wear a sweater outside 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5184 Take this, it's going to get cold later 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5185 I shalt not take hand me downs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5186 Bubby says wear a sweater, it could get drafty after I go! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5187 Parting the Sea, will be more challenging where you're going. You've been transferred! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5188 Geez, I thought the reward would be a Christmas sweater! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5189 Thanks for the sweater, Moses, but it's not really my size. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5190 Here. You're sniffling. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5191 No, I had a hat. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5192 I'm gonna make it snow and see how they react. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5193 Thou shalt not mock this turtleneck. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5194 i forgot the 11th commandment that you "shall be warm and dry" 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5195 And, since your reception won't be completely warm... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5196 Here...it'll be a cold day in you-know-where before they listen to what you're saying. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5197 I will trade you this sweater for those tablets 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5198 So your mother in law will stop complaining about the draft. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5199 Listen to your mother, it's cold out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5200 You always forget "Thy shall not get cold". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5201 You may return the item for a full refund in 40 years. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5202 Tho shalt knit not 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5203 It’s more than a little bit chilly on the mountaintop, Joseph. The 11th commandment, therefore, will be “WEAR THIS SWEATER.” 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5204 You'll need this for your first day at Google 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5205 You accept competitor coupons? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5206 So, you think "Thou shalt knit" just doesn't fit? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5207 Thou shalt check the gauge of every knitted garment. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5208 Better take it- you might need street cred when you pitch these commandments. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5209 Yes, knitting also brings people together. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5210 What? I didn't hear that. Thou shalt stop global warming? What is that? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5211 I've kept the receipt in case a return is necessary. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5212 Honouring thy grandmother is implied. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5213 I'm getting a little cold, so could you put this on? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5214 Lately, they've been giving me the 'cold shoulder'. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5215 And last but not least...everyone has to wear an ugly sweater to my birthday party! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5216 But wait, here's more! Get this fabulous faux fur coat for just $129.99 and walk away with a second for half off! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5217 No, I didn't say "Part the sea." What I said was, "This is a parka. See?" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5218 As a sign of our covenant, all males must wear a scratchy turtleneck sweater, unless you have a better suggestion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5219 All the angels think I'm a real card. Merry Christmas! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5220 I said I needed a knapsack, not a turtleneck! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5221 And, yes, tell them they are feeling a draft. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5222 And.... thou shalt not catch cold by underdressing! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5223 Do you have something more "business formal?" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5224 One last thing Moses, make sure this finds its way to Jesus, who will pass it on to Yeezus. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5225 i hear it's cold way down there ?, crazy cold way down there ? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5226 I could use some help with these heavy tablets, not a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5227 Now, you know they aren't going to believe you - a hoodie might increase your street cred. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5228 Eve says she'll feel better if you wear this sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5229 Amazon prime has you working for them too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5230 It's bulletproof. Even now the NRA is gathering strength. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5231 Wear this and create ten captions. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5232 ...and here's another hand-me-down I want you to have. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5233 And this shalt thou call the parka of the covenant. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5234 Moses, it gets cold this high up on the mountain. Here is a sweater for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5235 Swipe or chip? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5236 The desert can get very cold at night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5237 I don't care who you are, I don't pay retail. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5238 X commandments, OK, but in sweaters I take an XL. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5239 Because it's perfectly okay to cover thy neighbor's wife. (Note: Meant to italicize the word 'cover' but having trouble with my IPad's BIU button). 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5240 I haven't damned anybody yet but you can show them what darned looks like. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5241 It's not a hoax 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5242 The Eleventh Commandment: Wear a sweater so you shouldn't catch a chill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5243 Moses. Thou shalt not scale Sinai without thy Parka 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5244 Ok...got it! Great work, they're going to love this! And lastly, tell Noah to construct a.......you said..."boat", right? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5245 This ugly holiday sweater is a sin! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5246 Oh Come on! What are the odds a siege happens by day? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5247 11. Wear a sweater, that cardigan makes you look old! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5248 Nobody will take you seriously if you are dressed like a slob. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5249 Trust me, the weather is going to get a little rough. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5250 hahaha no that’s just my big fat fingers—unfortunately this sweater does not come with the butthole neckline 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5251 Do you think anyone in my Salvation Army would want this hand-of-God-me-down? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5252 Number eleven: 'Thou shalt not dress for work in pajamas.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5253 I'm cold. You need to put on a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5254 Oops, one more ...Thou shalt be fashion-forward. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5255 Thou shalt not wear the same outfit every day. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5256 It's what all the kids are wearing at the golden calf rave. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5257 It all becomes material before long. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5258 I hope it was on sale. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5259 Omniscient, my ass! The Israelites already bought me that for my birthday. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5260 The ten commandments of fall fashion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5261 You are faster than Amazon. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5262 I forgot one: Never leave home without your sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5263 Thou shalt not kill... but thou SHALT kill it in this sweater. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5264 It's frozen over. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5265 Thou shalt heed Commandment 11: When speaking for the Lord, look sharp! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5266 And now for the final and most important commandment --- thou shalt always be fashion forward!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5267 Don't forget your souvenir hoodie - 'I've Been to the Mount' is inscribed on the back. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5268 ............And number 11, Thou shalt wear cashmere . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5269 Oh, and thou shall give a full refund, not just store credit. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5270 No polyfibers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5271 Commandments are out of style, try warm and fuzzy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5272 Make sure you give this to lil' Moses as we missed him last tear. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5273 11. Thou shalt not catch a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5274 Believe or not, one day your stuff will be sold in Sweden, too! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5275 Good God !! Your'er my mother ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5276 They need to covet? Let them covet this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5277 Holy Moley how can I trust you with the Commandments if you can't even remember your stupid sweater and what's with this golden calf WTF I have a good mind to smite all of you I should have chosen Aaron he's much smarter and another thing... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5278 This comes as a package deal with the tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5279 WEATHER! WEATHER! WEATHER! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5280 Knit. I said, “thou shalt knit” - you’re just so negative; it’s like you have a persecution complex. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5281 Coat of many colors? No Joseph here, the name is Moses. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5282 Does this also come in 10 sizes? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5283 Moshe! Enough with the tablets! Now put on your sweater before you catch pneumonia! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5284 May they pry them from your warm, dead hands! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5285 XI. Thou shalt wear something akin to this àpres-ski. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5286 Oh, I almost forgot, THOUGH SHALT SPARE THE AIR. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5287 It's about your wardrobe. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5288 Joe sent this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5289 Your mother said to wear this for the trip back down the mountain. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5290 The eleventh commandment: 'Thou shalt listen to thy mother!' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5291 The Prez says, "Put them down...winter is here." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5292 My wife knit this for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5293 Thank God they do priority air. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5294 Would you rather spend 40 years wandering the Antarctic? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5295 I understand global warning isn't due for 3500 years, so right now you'll need this! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5296 Last but not least, thou shalt wear layers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5297 Monday, wear the sweater to school. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5298 It's Alpaca, your favorite. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5299 How am I supposed to tell him the stripes and hoodie are not my thing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5300 Put on a sweater, I don't want you should catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5301 Here's your ugly sweater for the Christmas party. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5302 Wow! Soft copy of Commandments should be MUCH lighter...!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5303 Thou shalt not deal with a light breeze. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5304 Don't forget "thou shalt wear a sensible coat." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5305 This is to protect you from nuclear winter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5306 Here, how about some warm hearted messages for a change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5307 Or you could have this cute hoodie... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5308 It will soften your holier-than-thou appearance. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5309 The unwritten rule---i can make a living in the garment industry? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5310 HERE! Whats happening now is not of my doing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5311 Oh ... one more ... thou shalt wear a cotton blend hoodie with Bluetooth technology. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5312 The workmanship is Supreme. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5313 It's just not my style." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5314 No. 11 - Thou Shall knit. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5315 You're tired of the desert? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5316 Thou shalt keep warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5317 And the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not shiver. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5318 And, so it shouldn't be a total waste of time... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5319 If it was God the Mother instead of God the Father. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5320 No, Lucifer won't be needing it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5321 Here Moses. It could get cold on Mount Sinai. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5322 Thou shalt not wear ugly sweaters! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5323 Try our new cashmere sweater - it feels softer than the clouds! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5324 Stay warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5325 Here are my rules for all people to live by for eternity. And don't forget a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5326 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5327 Be the first to try our winter collection! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5328 I prayed for a tote, not a coat. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5329 The thug life chooses you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5330 I know he's already talked to you about climate change but Mother knows best. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5331 Take this. You might catch a cold, and I haven't created chicken soup yet! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5332 Also Moses..Thou shall not leave thy house without a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5333 I am grateful for thy offering, Moses. Does it come in extra large? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5334 Take it, seriously, I'm done having kids. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5335 Lead your people to the land of milk and hoodies 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5336 Here, I made knitting optional. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5337 You do have shoes that match? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5338 Oh my me, you're going to look amazing in this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5339 The stripes made me look fat. Back it goes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5340 Another sweater ? We need a compass. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5341 Oh, by the way, wear this when global warming starts. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5342 Enough with our lesson, there's a chill. Put this on, Moses. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5343 You'll look like a perfect ten. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5344 You've never been a good listener. I said 'Promised Land,' not 'Lands' End.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5345 Buy your garments on the second mark-down. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5346 I got the idea after seeing that "one size fits all" promo. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5347 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife while looking lame. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5348 You're going to like the way you look, I guarantee it... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5349 Thou shall catch a cold dressed like that. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5350 How about NO UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5351 Here, I've outgrown this amazing technicolor dreampullover I created. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5352 All tablet orders come with free 40 year shipping. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5353 Mom insists you wear this before you catch pneumonia! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5354 The Oslo peacemakers are sending you a gift. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5355 Yoink! Sorry Moses can I try this latest Ralph Lauren? It's divine! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5356 Thou shalt attend the ugly sweater party. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5357 If it doesn't fit, you can always return it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5358 And here is our free jacket for opting for 10 rather than 5 commandments. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5359 Here. So you don't covet your neighbor's, here's one of your own. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5360 Your Godmother worries about you being cold during your trip to the Promised Land. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5361 "It's a hoodie to keep the chill off. Do I have to be your Lord and taylor too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5362 You can't knit a sweater without a few Nots...use that line wearing this as an ice breaker before getting into the heavy stuff. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5363 It's suitable for both sexes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5364 Please excuse the wear, it's 40 years old. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5365 And here's the eleventh commandment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5366 And after you've read them the commandments, please make a plug for my new Etsy shop. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5367 Thanks for the commandments, but I've got to say no to the sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5368 Enough of these pop-up ads, already. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5369 Yes...and eleven. Thou shalt not forget thy sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5370 I KNOW you're never home! So look - a got a little something for the kids. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5371 Then God, in his glory, showed Moses what the future held. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5372 You said, "sweater weather," but this is a little much. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5373 Ralph Lauren is on the next mountain top. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5374 does that makes me gifted? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5375 Oh, and this will help with the reception you're going to get down there. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5376 Hey you, winter is coming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5377 And Thou Shalt Always Re-Gift! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5378 Just in case they get cold 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5379 Lose the tablets and put on the goodie goodie hoodie hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5380 Number eleven: Thou shall never throw out the sweaters your mother has given you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5381 Put on this 100% synthetic sweater and you will be safe while telling the people my commandments. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5382 Mo, dollink if you wanna be a success, you gotta dress for success. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5383 You are commanded to honor your mother...and she asked me to give you this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5384 Sorry, your mother insisted that you wear this so you don't catch cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5385 Thou shalt not wash wool in hot water. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5386 I am God not a weatherman! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5387 Sorry Moses. It IS a cold day in hell! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5388 Thou shalt not return or exchange. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5389 Unless it's in writing, I refuse to wear that. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5390 Let this be a reminder that you are not the most reviled among my peoples. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5391 Moises, please, put on the sweater, you're going to catch a death of a cold. Do it for me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5392 And see what you can get for this--I don't know what I was thinking when I made it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5393 Could you drop this off at lost and found? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5394 No, I said I am holy, not my sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5395 Thou shalt not kill people in hoodies 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5396 Bundle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5397 #11? Thou shall what? Parka up? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5398 It's part of our new Prophet line. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5399 Oh--almost forgot: Thou shalt wear this with skinny jeans. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5400 Great idea, Lord. Anyone who obeys all Ten Commandments for a year gets a free Heavenly Hoodie. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5401 Yes! Of course, it's 100% wool. No linen. Who do you think you're talking to here? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5402 Dude, are you for real? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5403 ..and at a million subscribers, you'll get your name in a holy text. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5404 You will need this. It is over 2000 years before he is president. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5405 Your Mom is upset that your left home without this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5406 Because there wasn't room for "A cold wind's a-gonna blow". Now put it on! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5407 I'm calling it an Eclipse, so put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5408 There will be a solar eclipse in about an hour. You might want to put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5409 Quick addendum: Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5410 Thou shall not wear drab clothing! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5411 And 11 son. Thou shall not . . . well you know . . . winter is coming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5412 There's an ungodly winter storm on the way. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5413 You want me, Lord, to b-b-b-block the sleeves? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5414 The wilderness can get cold at night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5415 Now with this plus some mana you'll be all set for your adventure. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5416 ...and thou shalt remember thy Amazon Prime account, to keep it active. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5417 Time to lose the robe, Moses ... Thou shalt be reasonably stylish. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5418 Uneasy lies the butt that rests in the hammock. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5419 I can see your nipples through your gown. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5420 Thou shall not knit. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5421 Divine fashion advice... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5422 Thou shalt dress for the weather. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5423 It can be chilly on the Mount 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5424 I shall call it Glamping. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5425 Wrap the tablets in this sweater, Moses, so if you drop them, they will not break. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5426 One more thing: take this stone-proof jacket just in case. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5427 Thou shall not be cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5428 Well, Moses- looks like someone didn't Noah not to put my sweater in the dryer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5429 Just in case you're up there all winter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5430 Ok---as for #11... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5431 Here, I predict you're going to get a cold reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5432 You're scheduled for Finland tomorrow. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5433 There is more than just desert in the promised land. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5434 You are not worthy, I will come right back for the tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5435 Oh, look how you're shivering, your hands must be so cold from holding the Ten Commandments. Put this on, warm up, and let's talk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5436 Oh, and Mo', put this on before you read the last one, ok? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5437 You're going to need an XXXXXXXXXX-L 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5438 Thou shalt wear this sweater your mother worked so hard to knit for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5439 Thou shalt wear thy lord's sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5440 Thou shall not wear white after Labor Day 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5441 And, finally, thou shalt not wear this parka out of season. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5442 Thou shalt keep warm at all times. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5443 Thou shall dress like a hipster. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5444 Stone tablets are a fashion-yes, this parka is a fashion-no. It isn't 2304 BC anymore, Moses. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5445 Am I in The Book of Job? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5446 Moses, take this for the cold reception you'll be getting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5447 This is to cover my mistakes on the male body. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5448 Put this on. I'll come back tomorrow with an answer. Probably only need to keep one of those tablets, 10 commandments sounds better than 20. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5449 I know you're in the middle of something but just feel it, it's modal! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5450 Just try it. I knit it myself and remember the Sixth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5451 If you catch your death of colds there won't be any more Jews. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5452 No shipping charge and free returns! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5453 Fashion is my true calling. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5454 Oh-and this is from your Heavenly Mother. She's cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5455 The Ten Commandments ain't what they used to be. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5456 It's small but it's the thought that counts. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5457 The marketing team says people are much more receptive to someone wearing a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5458 I'm having a little difficulty coming up with the last five, so put this on, not to brag....... but I made it myself. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5459 You're the same size as Jesus is going to be. Try on this gift for him. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5460 Don't you want to hear my do's and dont's? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5461 But, I did not have my GPS when in the desert! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5462 Well.., I distinctly heard you say "... our daily thread". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5463 If they do not follow...? "...."tell them they will need this ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5464 And thou shall wear a sweater on cold days! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5465 ...and my wife made this for your grandson. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5466 I'm glad to see that you still have a sense of humor, Lord 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5467 Just a suggestion for those sacrificial lambs. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5468 Sorry. Heavenly *Mother*. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5469 And wear the sweater your mother-in-law knit for your birthday. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5470 It's from L.L.Bean, and it's the most fabulous new thingy! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5471 Perfect time to introduce my new waterproof material. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5472 Oh gosh darn, these tablets will never fit in those sleeves. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5473 Mom, I'm not cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5474 And here's a nice puffer to go with those snow shoes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5475 Just in case you catch a chill while you're honoring your father and me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5476 Sod the tablets Moses. Check out my new designer range. What do you think? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5477 Who said anything about rainproof? STONEproof. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5478 Thou shalt have a sense of fashion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5479 The 11th Commandment: Thou Shall Accessorize! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5480 Chill Out. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5481 Just a another day here in camp-a-lot 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5482 Thou shall have fashion sense. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5483 Your Craigslist ad said it was an extra large. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5484 Wait, there's an 11th: thou shalt wear fleece in chilly weather. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5485 Your grandmother made this for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5486 As a bonus, take this heavenly Angora sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5487 #Number 11. "Thou Shalt Not Be Cold Hearted". 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5488 You ARE Zulily! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5489 I hope it's asbestos? I'm worried about that burning bush back there 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5490 Finally, don't lose this garment. The Eleventh Commandment is written on the front of it, and it's the one that really counts. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5491 After Dress Warmly, Number Twenty-Three - Brush thy teeth! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5492 Prepare for global cooling ! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5493 you may get a cool reception to some of these rules 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5494 Oh, and it's your birthday today right? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5495 I see my Global Warming prediction was just a tad off. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5496 Thou shalt not ask for a return receipt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5497 Though shalt not wear polyester 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5498 Number 11, Thou shall keep warm. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5499 We have hundreds of thousands of these. This is our first model. It's yours, free of charge. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5500 My husband took up knitting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5501 Oh, and Moses - one more thing. Just in case you get a chilly reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5502 And I wouldn't be your father if I didn't also command you to wear this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5503 As a reward, just a little help for the ice age I have in mind 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5504 You don't have to tell anyone about the sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5505 Thou shalt stay warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5506 Technically, I coveted it before you gave me these… 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5507 Actually, I this flotation jacket was Plan B for the Red Sea crossing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5508 See how awesome I am? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5509 You heard me! Thou Shalt Not Knit Itchy Sweaters! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5510 I made things so that the atmosphere cools with increasing altitude. Better put this on. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5511 On the ninth day, I created mohair. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5512 Really? Amazon fulfillment? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5513 You shall NOT resist the latest in fall fashion, even when it's so hot that you can't imagine yourself wearing it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5514 Though shalt not wear polyester 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5515 Thou shalt not kill fashion, either. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5516 One size fits all. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5517 Thou Shalt be Fashionable 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5518 Really, an Ice Age in this century. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5519 You'll need this; it gets chilly at night in the desert. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5520 Something to remember me by. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5521 I'm telling you, it's going to be cold out there. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5522 It looks a little small. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5523 Your wife insists, Thou shalt not come down off the mountain without your sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5524 Are you deaf, I said don't fleece me! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5525 you seem to be standing out in the cold.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5526 Tho shalt knit not 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5527 When you go down from the mountain, put this hoodie on so the golden calf will not recognize you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5528 Robes aren't trending. Try this. And lose the tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5529 Thow shall bring me a mosquito net and a Kind bar. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5530 Didn't you get that memo? Her Majesty is bringing back casual Fridays to boost morale around here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5531 Mosie, you'll catch a cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5532 And now that I've finished my commandments, may I suggest knitwear as a great profession for our people going forward? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5533 Have you seen Waldo? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5534 And then wish little Timmy an early Merry Christmas. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5535 Thou shall not deny climate change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5536 Actually, I specified "code"of conduct! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5537 Break another commandment and you won't be needing the sweater where you are going. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5538 That look is out of style. Long robes are the latest fashion. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5539 And take this parka that does not mix wool and linen together. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5540 Put it on...you'll get a chilly reception when you go down there. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5541 So that's your sign about gloabal warming?? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5542 Yes, a lullaby. You don't know any lullabies? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5543 Do you know "Rock-a-Bye Baby"? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5544 Stay warm and keep taking the tablets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5545 Oh, and "Thou shalt wear woolen sweaters on Tuesdays when the temperature dips below 45 degrees. Other than that, sweaters are optional." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5546 Thou shalt hang dry only. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5547 Considering how bold he had been, it was confusing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5548 I think its number 8, no shoplifting. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5549 Thou shalt not commit any further fashion atrocities. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5550 Unprecedentedly overt. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5551 And finally, thou shall not catch a cold on the way down. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5552 Are you coveting my coat? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5553 How many time do I have to tell you Moishe? I don't want you to catch a cold! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5554 So what'd you get me? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5555 This shall not pill. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5556 Lord, Mr. DeMille will never approve that. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5557 . . . and number 11: thou shalt not shiver. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5558 You anticipate a chilly reception to these commandments? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5559 On second thought, forget about all that over stuff and just put on the sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5560 . . . and don't forget to wear your sweater! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5561 You'll get a cold reception for "Thou shalt not commit adultery." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5562 Thou needs to keep warm during your climb to Mount Sinai 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5563 Okay, this last one isn't a Comandment, per se... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5564 If I got you a puppy, would you stop embarrassing me? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5565 Yes, the 11th commandment is wear your sweater" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5566 This is for nights in the desert. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5567 Go Ahead put it on, it gets chilly up here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5568 XI. Thou shalt heed the EPA. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5569 Take this Moe, there's a severe cold front moving in. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5570 And for each thou who dost not, I also knit a custom sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5571 But first I've a sales item--perfect for mountain-climbing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5572 Give this to Waldo. He'll know what to do. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5573 Also, thou shalt not go outside without a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5574 Siberia, I was just getting started. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5575 Coses 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5576 Is this how you apologize after the burning bush incident? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5577 The REAL miracle is that you didn't catch a cold! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5578 I'm having trouble lighting the burning bush--you'll need this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5579 Moses: It says RIGHT HERE that I shall not "COVER". God: Ahem, it's "covet" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5580 Moses, this shall keep you warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5581 Got it- thou shalt not ever don hoodies. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5582 It's from 'The Fall' collection. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5583 Yes, just like the burning bush it keeps you warm and no… I won't talk to you via the pullover. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5584 Take this, the desert is cold at night. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5585 and another one, thou shalt wear thy sweater 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5586 I cannot make you a turtle. I can, however, give you this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5587 ... and in addition, you win this lovely sealskin parka! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5588 ...a 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5589 I hear the desert's cold this time of year. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5590 And thou shalt not commit global warming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5591 Then again, you'll find that this is more fashionable. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5592 'Eat the tablets and it will fit perfectly '. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5593 Thank you, Lord! Or is this Amazon Prime? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5594 I just assumed with light came warmth. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5595 Get plenty of rest, take two tablets, and dress warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5596 I'm cold dear, put on a sweater. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5597 The last thing I recall is that he was put into check by the rook. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5598 Did I need to wait another season? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5599 Let them wear designer jackets. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5600 What do you mean, "The coat didn't go over so well the last time?" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5601 The breeze on those Sinai Mountains can get quite chilly! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5602 Honor Thy Mother by dressing warmly at all times. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5603 Desert nights are cold. You'll need this, too, keeping to those. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5604 "Moses looks cold" Thing though to himself, as he finished his Mt. Sinai diorama. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5605 Forget drone delivery, here's your order lickety-split. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5606 And here's your parting gift. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5607 Thou shalt not stretch out the neck hole. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5608 Ragamuffin? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5609 I told you not to come up here without your sweater. You'll catch your death of cold! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5610 Marco! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5611 My left hand knows not what my right hand is doing. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5612 Take this and I'll create a pair of hiking boots for you, also. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5613 This is from your mother so you shouldn't get a sniffle. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5614 ...and Number 11 is Thou shalt keep warm. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5615 It's a gift not a curse. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5616 That belongs to Madge, my neighbors wife. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5617 Thou shall not shop online. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5618 Thou shalt buy a hoodie from TempleWear™. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5619 And 'Thou shalt not mess with the level of carbon dioxide.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5620 So do we cut the hood off that too? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5621 Could do something about the fact that I was old, not cold? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5622 Oh, and one more thing...Don't put cotton clothes in the dryer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5623 And God said, let there be Lycra. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5624 Where's Waldo? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5625 Chill, not kill. Did I not create thine ears? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5626 Thou shalt wash only with like colors. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5627 How about something more suitable for climate change? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5628 "I know the desert's hot. But just in case"' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5629 First stone tablets already written on. Now a knitted sweater. Oh, Lord. What lousy regiftings you bring. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5630 Also, can you test something I'm trying out? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5631 You're going to get a chilly reception down there 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5632 ...yea, I'm listening, but put on a sweater -you're making me cold. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5633 Promised Land, Land's End, tomato, tomahto. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5634 He makes commandments. I knit you a nice sweater. Still it's, "O Lord" and "Thank you Father". What am I, chopped liver? Oy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5635 Damn Me! How about a trade, then? That's just my rough draft. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5636 One additional command...thou shall not re-gift ugly sweaters! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5637 Would you try this on? I am fashioning your future here. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5638 Wrap them in this in case you drop them. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5639 When your desert wanderings finally come to an end, I felt you might need this sweater I knitted for you. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5640 not too fast, moses. one more. thou shalt not embarrass me at fashion week. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5641 Your mother insists.... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5642 ...I don't care what the weather's doing, Moshe, just take it. One day you'll thank me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5643 11: Thou shalt not wear robes. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5644 - Nobody get it fast! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5645 I requested new bibles! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5646 To get everyone to follow those, you might need this when it freezes 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5647 I should have given you an 11th Commandment: Thou shall not cause global warming. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5648 They shalt not be a Waldo 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5649 The eleventh commandment. I ran out of space. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5650 Try this and if you're still cold I'll burn a bush. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5651 11. Thou Shalt Treat Your Sherpa Well. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5652 Sorry Moses, stick with the robe-the new rules are enough for one day 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5653 "Wear this at the tablet unveiling." He commanded. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5654 #11: Thou shalt not catch a cold at the top of Mt. Sinai. Ha! But seriously, thanks in advance for all your hard work. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5655 And number eleven, thou shalt shop online for deals like this. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5656 Now that I created winter, you better wear your coat tonight 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5657 11 - Don't let thy mother be right about wishing you had a sweater... never mind that still won't work. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5658 It get's chili up here; next I'll see about getting you some socks. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5659 "And for some of your future relatives this will make a fine Christmas gift,' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5660 Take this coat of colors. It'll make you more Joseph-esque. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5661 Also, I need more wool for YEEZY - Season 6. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5662 Is that sustainably resourced weave? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5663 The handcover comes out later. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5664 Here, you're gonna get a cold reception. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5665 The "Ten Fashion Commandments" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5666 I won't cover the Truth! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5667 ... and there's a cold front coming through. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5668 Here ... this is for protection against climate change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5669 Your mother said it is chilly on the mountain...put this on and have some chicken soup. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5670 No, it's Bezos. What's yours? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5671 Don't you know that Hoodies are dangerous? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5672 Deus ex-machine wash, tumble dry. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5673 And this time, don't forget to nurture! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5674 Thou shall not comfort one with last year's hoodie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5675 #8: Thou shalt..., wait, I'm sorry, excuse me for a second. Alexa: confirm purchase. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5676 Wear this. It's more on brand for me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5677 Mom, I wanted my hoodie! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5678 Drop your stones and step forward, you creep! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5679 I'm actually more of a sweater guy, oh lord. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
5680 Now you’re just showing off. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5681 That's right, number eleven: 'Thou shalt shop online at thy own risk.' 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5682 Let us see who covet this line of haute couture. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5683 God is in the hood(ie)! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5684 Aren't you a little chilly up here? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5685 Sorry, Sir! This is Exodus! Joseph's coat was in Genesis! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5686 Can't be. Not another hand-me-down! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5687 Too bad if you don't like the color,I,m not taking it back 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5688 The sweater doesn't fit but thanks anyway, Moses. Give it to the republicans. They'll need a shirt, too. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5689 Okay, okay, I'll wear the sweater. It's gonna blow their minds when I have to explain you're actually a Jewish mom. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5690 Take this. It looks like you'll be awhile. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5691 I won't hide the Truth! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5692 I told you not to put it in the dryer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
5693 And the LORD said to Moses, "Move to San Francisco." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0