Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Expect a chilly reception at the circumcision symposium. |
1.9356 |
0.02098 |
2003 |
951 |
230 |
822 |
1 |
Take it. You mother worries. |
1.7101 |
0.09484 |
69 |
34 |
21 |
14 |
2 |
Your mother wanted me to give you this. |
1.7045 |
0.02525 |
1171 |
661 |
195 |
315 |
3 |
For Heavens sake, just try it on. |
1.6879 |
0.04296 |
314 |
155 |
102 |
57 |
4 |
It gets chilly at night in the desert. |
1.6815 |
0.02970 |
879 |
525 |
109 |
245 |
5 |
Put this on, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. |
1.6533 |
0.03111 |
649 |
355 |
164 |
130 |
6 |
What else would I do with the sacrificial lamb? |
1.6486 |
0.04652 |
313 |
180 |
63 |
70 |
7 |
...and this is just one sample of what I can do with the foreskins. |
1.6468 |
0.03582 |
603 |
377 |
62 |
164 |
8 |
Yes, 'honor thy mother' means wearing the sweater she knitted you. |
1.6421 |
0.05321 |
190 |
97 |
64 |
29 |
9 |
Thy wool be done. |
1.6013 |
0.04399 |
311 |
180 |
75 |
56 |
10 |
Lord and Tailor |
1.5947 |
0.05776 |
190 |
114 |
39 |
37 |
11 |
Because I'm your Father and I said so. |
1.5850 |
0.03981 |
347 |
197 |
97 |
53 |
12 |
No, this is a Suggestion, not a Commandment. |
1.5845 |
0.05763 |
142 |
75 |
51 |
16 |
13 |
So that's why you had me sacrifice the sheep? |
1.5826 |
0.03936 |
345 |
194 |
101 |
50 |
14 |
#11 Thou Shall Not Regift |
1.5721 |
0.05212 |
201 |
116 |
55 |
30 |
15 |
You climb nearly 7500 feet and you don't bring a sweater? |
1.5676 |
0.04890 |
185 |
98 |
69 |
18 |
16 |
People who bought tablets also bought this. |
1.5667 |
0.04598 |
300 |
188 |
54 |
58 |
17 |
Beat that, Amazon! |
1.5644 |
0.05104 |
225 |
136 |
51 |
38 |
18 |
It's not a commandment, just a suggestion. |
1.5638 |
0.04322 |
298 |
176 |
76 |
46 |
19 |
Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. |
1.5551 |
0.04438 |
272 |
160 |
73 |
39 |
20 |
Like everything else, I made it myself. |
1.5486 |
0.04832 |
257 |
161 |
51 |
45 |
21 |
For every ten we throw in a free sweater. |
1.5447 |
0.04575 |
257 |
154 |
66 |
37 |
22 |
Forty days and nights and all you brought were slippers and a housecoat? |
1.5440 |
0.05202 |
182 |
105 |
55 |
22 |
23 |
Couldn't you just change the weather? |
1.5345 |
0.04882 |
232 |
143 |
54 |
35 |
24 |
Thou shalt not machine wash. |
1.5333 |
0.04829 |
240 |
149 |
54 |
37 |
25 |
Read them over; if I say you need a sweater, you need a sweater. |
1.5298 |
0.05596 |
168 |
102 |
43 |
23 |
26 |
Thy wool be done. |
1.5247 |
0.04956 |
223 |
139 |
51 |
33 |
27 |
Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. |
1.5247 |
0.04874 |
223 |
137 |
55 |
31 |
28 |
Trust me: they'll be more likely to listen if you're not in your bathrobe. |
1.5202 |
0.05413 |
173 |
105 |
46 |
22 |
29 |
Not now, Mom! |
1.5196 |
0.05565 |
179 |
113 |
39 |
27 |
30 |
One more thing before you go, is this sweater white and gold or blue and black? |
1.5166 |
0.05132 |
211 |
134 |
45 |
32 |
31 |
It's a Christmas sweater. Someday you'll understand. |
1.5164 |
0.05265 |
213 |
139 |
38 |
36 |
32 |
Yes, it's Egyptian cotton, but, Mose, nobody needs to know! |
1.5144 |
0.05054 |
208 |
130 |
49 |
29 |
33 |
This is not a commandment. Just a suggestion. |
1.5143 |
0.05017 |
210 |
131 |
50 |
29 |
34 |
Put this sweater on, take those 2 tablets, and call me in the morning. |
1.5122 |
0.05063 |
205 |
128 |
49 |
28 |
35 |
It's not a commandment, but if you love Me you'll wear it. |
1.5121 |
0.04932 |
207 |
127 |
54 |
26 |
36 |
What do you mean, how do I know your size? |
1.5098 |
0.04987 |
204 |
126 |
52 |
26 |
37 |
Here, keep warm, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.5075 |
0.05373 |
199 |
130 |
37 |
32 |
38 |
Your mom wanted me to give you this. |
1.5075 |
0.05466 |
199 |
132 |
33 |
34 |
39 |
Lord, where do you find the time? |
1.5035 |
0.05923 |
141 |
87 |
37 |
17 |
40 |
Take two tablets, bundle up, and call me if you feel any more symptoms. |
1.5033 |
0.05934 |
151 |
96 |
34 |
21 |
41 |
I think you are looking for Joseph! |
1.5000 |
0.09688 |
62 |
41 |
11 |
10 |
42 |
This wasn't what I had in mind when I asked for your help with climate change. |
1.4973 |
0.05108 |
187 |
116 |
49 |
22 |
43 |
Put this on, take the tablets and call me tomorrow! |
1.4973 |
0.05362 |
183 |
117 |
41 |
25 |
44 |
God commands, but Amazon delivers. |
1.4973 |
0.05417 |
183 |
118 |
39 |
26 |
45 |
Mom? |
1.4972 |
0.05519 |
181 |
118 |
36 |
27 |
46 |
Customers who viewed this item also viewed . . . . |
1.4972 |
0.05519 |
181 |
118 |
36 |
27 |
47 |
This one's more like a suggestion. |
1.4946 |
0.05339 |
184 |
118 |
41 |
25 |
48 |
Lead the Chosen People to Iceland instead. It will be less complicated in the long run. |
1.4917 |
0.05519 |
181 |
119 |
35 |
27 |
49 |
You know how I worry. |
1.4917 |
0.05234 |
181 |
114 |
45 |
22 |
50 |
Thou shalt not bleach. Thou shalt not tumble dry. Thou shalt not dry clean. |
1.4888 |
0.05591 |
178 |
118 |
33 |
27 |
51 |
I write a little, I smite a little, but on the seventh day, I knit. |
1.4882 |
0.05486 |
170 |
109 |
39 |
22 |
52 |
11. Dry Clean Only |
1.4882 |
0.05226 |
170 |
105 |
47 |
18 |
53 |
I know, I know, I was supposed to rest on the seventh day, but I just love to knit. |
1.4882 |
0.05612 |
170 |
111 |
35 |
24 |
54 |
Tell Aaron that I answered his prayer and got the stain out. Next time, he should just try a little seltzer water. |
1.4818 |
0.05778 |
137 |
85 |
38 |
14 |
55 |
Something to go with your birkenstocks. |
1.4797 |
0.05813 |
123 |
74 |
39 |
10 |
56 |
Is that you, Amazon? |
1.4790 |
0.05875 |
167 |
114 |
26 |
27 |
57 |
You get one free when you buy two tablets. |
1.4790 |
0.05751 |
167 |
112 |
30 |
25 |
58 |
...Also, tell them to stop using masculine pronouns when they're talking about me. |
1.4783 |
0.08664 |
69 |
45 |
15 |
9 |
59 |
I'll deliver your commandments, but I draw the line at dropping off your dry cleaning. |
1.4747 |
0.05658 |
158 |
103 |
35 |
20 |
60 |
Thou shalt hand wash and tumble dry |
1.4717 |
0.05339 |
159 |
100 |
43 |
16 |
61 |
A turtleneck, Lord? Wasn't forty years in the desert enough? |
1.4717 |
0.05769 |
159 |
106 |
31 |
22 |
62 |
The 11th Commandment: Never Pay Retail. |
1.4681 |
0.05564 |
141 |
88 |
40 |
13 |
63 |
Take two of these, call me in the morning...and put on your sweater, it's chilly. |
1.4679 |
0.05637 |
156 |
102 |
35 |
19 |
64 |
The first observance of Pullover. |
1.4679 |
0.05993 |
156 |
107 |
25 |
24 |
65 |
Thou shalt lay flat to dry |
1.4679 |
0.05710 |
156 |
103 |
33 |
20 |
66 |
First put this on. Then take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.4675 |
0.05911 |
154 |
104 |
28 |
22 |
67 |
I forgot one -- thou shalt dress in layers. |
1.4675 |
0.05225 |
154 |
95 |
46 |
13 |
68 |
And mother insists I give you this. |
1.4675 |
0.05766 |
154 |
102 |
32 |
20 |
69 |
It's a hand me down. |
1.4675 |
0.05983 |
154 |
105 |
26 |
23 |
70 |
Listen, it's not a commandment. It's a suggestion. |
1.4662 |
0.05625 |
148 |
95 |
37 |
16 |
71 |
And also, do you want this? It's not my size. |
1.4662 |
0.05706 |
148 |
96 |
35 |
17 |
72 |
You ordered all ten! Congratulations and here's your free hoodie. |
1.4641 |
0.05867 |
153 |
103 |
29 |
21 |
73 |
And thou shalt not machine wash |
1.4641 |
0.05643 |
153 |
100 |
35 |
18 |
74 |
Pants when you finish the next 10. |
1.4636 |
0.05775 |
151 |
100 |
32 |
19 |
75 |
And this commandment is from your mother. |
1.4636 |
0.05620 |
151 |
98 |
36 |
17 |
76 |
Here. My son doesn't wear it anymore. |
1.4636 |
0.05851 |
151 |
101 |
30 |
20 |
77 |
The first "Ugly Christmas sweater" was a 'hand me down' |
1.4636 |
0.05775 |
151 |
100 |
32 |
19 |
78 |
It's going to snow. Trust me. |
1.4636 |
0.05541 |
151 |
97 |
38 |
16 |
79 |
This one's more of a suggestion. |
1.4636 |
0.05926 |
151 |
102 |
28 |
21 |
80 |
Do you want this? I accidentally put it in the dryer. |
1.4636 |
0.05851 |
151 |
101 |
30 |
20 |
81 |
Now try it as a folk singer. |
1.4625 |
0.07743 |
80 |
52 |
19 |
9 |
82 |
No, I personally think 'Thou shalt always bring a sweater just in case" is great advice, but I think ten is a nice round number. |
1.4621 |
0.06027 |
132 |
86 |
31 |
15 |
83 |
And point out that with every ten commandments, they will receive a free winter garment. |
1.4615 |
0.06099 |
143 |
97 |
26 |
20 |
84 |
Sorry, did I say "Canaan"? I meant "Canada". |
1.4615 |
0.05852 |
143 |
94 |
32 |
17 |
85 |
And while you're down there, could you return this for me? They sent the wrong size. |
1.4615 |
0.05681 |
143 |
92 |
36 |
15 |
86 |
Climate change is coming |
1.4615 |
0.05594 |
143 |
91 |
38 |
14 |
87 |
Thank heaven it's not another tablet! |
1.4599 |
0.05770 |
137 |
88 |
35 |
14 |
88 |
Better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it. Eleven. |
1.4571 |
0.06029 |
140 |
94 |
28 |
18 |
89 |
Number 11 - Always take a sweater. |
1.4552 |
0.05788 |
145 |
96 |
32 |
17 |
90 |
Sweaters are fine. Just don't wear socks with those sandals. |
1.4552 |
0.05871 |
145 |
97 |
30 |
18 |
91 |
Please don't tell me you made that sweater with the Lamb of God. |
1.4552 |
0.05788 |
145 |
96 |
32 |
17 |
92 |
...so it's true . You are a woman |
1.4545 |
0.06096 |
143 |
98 |
25 |
20 |
93 |
Yes it’s black and white…you were expecting one of many colors? |
1.4521 |
0.07310 |
73 |
45 |
23 |
5 |
94 |
Put this on, take two more tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.4519 |
0.05635 |
135 |
86 |
37 |
12 |
95 |
...Oh, and see if anyone lost this. |
1.4519 |
0.05922 |
135 |
89 |
31 |
15 |
96 |
Here, I made this on the eighth day. |
1.4519 |
0.05732 |
135 |
87 |
35 |
13 |
97 |
Honour thy father and mother. Also, your mother says to wear a sweater. |
1.4519 |
0.05828 |
135 |
88 |
33 |
14 |
98 |
Sorry, you don't have enough cloud storage." |
1.4519 |
0.05922 |
135 |
89 |
31 |
15 |
99 |
Because I said so. |
1.4519 |
0.05922 |
135 |
89 |
31 |
15 |
100 |
The moral high ground can get a little chilly. |
1.4519 |
0.06106 |
135 |
91 |
27 |
17 |
101 |
Wear this in the desert; it will add to your suffering. |
1.4507 |
0.06127 |
142 |
98 |
24 |
20 |
102 |
Thou shalt not re-gift. |
1.4507 |
0.06045 |
142 |
97 |
26 |
19 |
103 |
I said, "Thou shalt knit," not "Thou shalt not" |
1.4493 |
0.05640 |
138 |
89 |
36 |
13 |
104 |
...for when it's a cold day in Hell... |
1.4493 |
0.07596 |
69 |
43 |
21 |
5 |
105 |
Proof that God is a woman. |
1.4419 |
0.06313 |
129 |
89 |
23 |
17 |
106 |
Look, just wear it, OK? Your mother’s been pestering me. |
1.4416 |
0.07038 |
77 |
48 |
24 |
5 |
107 |
"I told you that God was a Jewish mother". |
1.4403 |
0.06223 |
134 |
93 |
23 |
18 |
108 |
Take these two tablets, stay warm and get plenty of rest. |
1.4403 |
0.05947 |
134 |
90 |
29 |
15 |
109 |
Once a Jewish mother, always a Jewish mother. |
1.4403 |
0.06040 |
134 |
91 |
27 |
16 |
110 |
Proof that God is a Mother. |
1.4403 |
0.06040 |
134 |
91 |
27 |
16 |
111 |
Oh God, please don't make me wear that! |
1.4403 |
0.05851 |
134 |
89 |
31 |
14 |
112 |
Alexa, I'm cold. |
1.4403 |
0.06040 |
134 |
91 |
27 |
16 |
113 |
Winter is coming. |
1.4394 |
0.06013 |
132 |
89 |
28 |
15 |
114 |
Here....that burning bush won't keep you warm forever.... |
1.4341 |
0.05911 |
129 |
86 |
30 |
13 |
115 |
Wear this. God forbid you should catch a cold. |
1.4341 |
0.06307 |
129 |
90 |
22 |
17 |
116 |
11. Dry Clean Only |
1.4341 |
0.05911 |
129 |
86 |
30 |
13 |
117 |
Canaan? No, I said Canada. |
1.4341 |
0.06012 |
129 |
87 |
28 |
14 |
118 |
God forbid you should catch a cold. |
1.4341 |
0.06403 |
129 |
91 |
20 |
18 |
119 |
Just in case hell freezes over. |
1.4331 |
0.06284 |
127 |
88 |
23 |
16 |
120 |
If you want one for your brother, I'll need another lamb. |
1.4331 |
0.06081 |
127 |
86 |
27 |
14 |
121 |
No one is going to listen to you in your pajamas! |
1.4331 |
0.06382 |
127 |
89 |
21 |
17 |
122 |
...And, with every Ten Commandments you get this free hoodie. |
1.4320 |
0.06359 |
125 |
87 |
22 |
16 |
123 |
OK.... Take two tablets, put this on, and call me in the morning. |
1.4320 |
0.05829 |
125 |
82 |
32 |
11 |
124 |
Your Mom called me. |
1.4274 |
0.06078 |
124 |
84 |
27 |
13 |
125 |
Here, it covers a multitude of Sins. |
1.4274 |
0.06227 |
117 |
79 |
26 |
12 |
126 |
But wait .. there's more! For only an additional $29.95, plus shipping & handling ... |
1.4267 |
0.07867 |
75 |
51 |
16 |
8 |
127 |
Take two tablets, stay warm and call me in the morning. |
1.4262 |
0.06150 |
122 |
83 |
26 |
13 |
128 |
It's from my After the Fall collection. |
1.4262 |
0.05810 |
122 |
80 |
32 |
10 |
129 |
Winter is coming. |
1.4262 |
0.06472 |
122 |
86 |
20 |
16 |
130 |
And for those still tempted by adultery, I have created the turtleneck. |
1.4250 |
0.05995 |
120 |
80 |
29 |
11 |
131 |
I was just joking about "a cold day in hell." |
1.4250 |
0.06224 |
120 |
82 |
25 |
13 |
132 |
Take two tablets, then put this on, it'll keep you warm. |
1.4250 |
0.05877 |
120 |
79 |
31 |
10 |
133 |
Oh, that reminds me. Can you return this to thy neighbor's wife? |
1.4237 |
0.06185 |
118 |
80 |
26 |
12 |
134 |
What do I say when they ask me who I am wearing? |
1.4211 |
0.06462 |
114 |
79 |
22 |
13 |
135 |
Moshe, take a sweater, it gets cold in the desert at night. |
1.4202 |
0.06371 |
119 |
83 |
22 |
14 |
136 |
Your mother wanted me to give you this. |
1.4202 |
0.06698 |
119 |
86 |
16 |
17 |
137 |
From your mother. Call her. |
1.4202 |
0.06143 |
119 |
81 |
26 |
12 |
138 |
Oh, and your mother made you this, and wants to know if she has any grandchildren. |
1.4202 |
0.06591 |
119 |
85 |
18 |
16 |
139 |
Oy, is another commandment going to kill you? |
1.4194 |
0.07815 |
62 |
40 |
18 |
4 |
140 |
Take two tablets, put on this sweater and call me in the morning. |
1.4188 |
0.05852 |
117 |
77 |
31 |
9 |
141 |
Thou shalt not machine wash. |
1.4188 |
0.06675 |
117 |
84 |
17 |
16 |
142 |
...and this is for when hell freezes over. |
1.4188 |
0.06336 |
117 |
81 |
23 |
13 |
143 |
This will make you look less preachy. |
1.4188 |
0.06099 |
117 |
79 |
27 |
11 |
144 |
Took me six days to make this. |
1.4174 |
0.06296 |
115 |
79 |
24 |
12 |
145 |
People who viewed the tablets also bought this hand knit alpaca hoodie sweater in grey |
1.4174 |
0.06534 |
115 |
81 |
20 |
14 |
146 |
Come on, God. We said nothing over $10 this year. |
1.4174 |
0.06416 |
115 |
80 |
22 |
13 |
147 |
So you made the earth in seven days, but that thing took you six weeks? |
1.4174 |
0.06049 |
115 |
77 |
28 |
10 |
148 |
Forty days and 40 nights, and now you find my luggage? |
1.4174 |
0.06049 |
115 |
77 |
28 |
10 |
149 |
And one more commandment from your mother. |
1.4174 |
0.06534 |
115 |
81 |
20 |
14 |
150 |
Moishele, Moishele -- you knew you were going to be on the mountain forty days and forty nights. Nights, Moishe; nights! |
1.4174 |
0.06649 |
115 |
82 |
18 |
15 |
151 |
It's not written in stone, but you might want to put this on. |
1.4124 |
0.06175 |
97 |
63 |
28 |
6 |
152 |
If you commit for five more commandments, you get the canvas tote AND this official Team God sweatshirt. |
1.4107 |
0.06536 |
112 |
79 |
20 |
13 |
153 |
Adam got a fig leaf to live in Paradise and I have to wear a sweater in the desert? Please... |
1.4091 |
0.06098 |
110 |
74 |
27 |
9 |
154 |
Take it, I see lots of wandering around in your future. |
1.4085 |
0.07659 |
71 |
48 |
17 |
6 |
155 |
Not the typical hand-me-down. |
1.4062 |
0.06030 |
96 |
62 |
29 |
5 |
156 |
I think there's been a mistake. I'm just Moses, not Eskimoses. |
1.4037 |
0.06533 |
109 |
77 |
20 |
12 |
157 |
And drop this at the dry cleaner's on your way. |
1.4037 |
0.06130 |
109 |
74 |
26 |
9 |
158 |
This is for the chilly reception you're going to get when you get back down the mountain. |
1.4037 |
0.06401 |
109 |
76 |
22 |
11 |
159 |
This is not a commandment, but I'll be very hurt if you don't accept it. |
1.4030 |
0.07385 |
67 |
44 |
19 |
4 |
160 |
You're not getting through to the millennials. Loose the robe and wear this. |
1.4019 |
0.06621 |
107 |
76 |
19 |
12 |
161 |
That was Substance. Now you need Style. |
1.4019 |
0.06486 |
107 |
75 |
21 |
11 |
162 |
It's from Mrs. God. |
1.4000 |
0.06712 |
105 |
75 |
18 |
12 |
163 |
Your mother said to put this on. |
1.4000 |
0.06712 |
105 |
75 |
18 |
12 |
164 |
Use the tablets as needed and take this for the cold. |
1.4000 |
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It's cold outside. You know I worry. |
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XI. Thou Shalt Not Regift. |
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And then God created same-day delivery. |
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Go north and multiply. |
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No, technically, it's not a commandment. But, it will get chilly tonight. |
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So it's Egyptian Cotton, get over it |
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And Moses kvetched unto the Lord: “A hand-me-down? Really?” |
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Fine, but as my spokesman, I can't have you looking like you just rolled out of bed. |
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I asked for a medium. |
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It's hand of god made. |
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I know you're not cold. Just honor your mother. |
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Here--I made it myself. |
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It shrank when I washed it, would you like it? |
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Because I'm a good mother too. |
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THIS IS YOUR MOTHER SPEAKING |
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And on the eighth day I crocheted. |
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The tablets are to share--and the sweater's for you. |
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Just try it on. I'm not commanding you to keep it. |
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Number eleven...when your mother says wear a sweater, wear a sweater. |
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It's cold, Moishe-leh, put on a a sweater first! |
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You'll need this for the trip down. I've turned off the burning bush. |
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Here's a little something for you. Thou shalt not machine wash it, and shall dry clean it only. |
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Number 11: 'Don't run with scissors.' Number 12: 'Carry an umbrella.' Number 13: 'Pack a sweater.' Number 14... |
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Those are from our father, and this is from your mother. |
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As my representative you could at least throw a shirt on and stop walking around in your bath robe. |
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And if it's not the right size I kept the receipt. |
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I meant to say 'Thou shall not chill.' |
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There's new priority shipping for tablet users. |
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Same-day delivery really is a godsend. |
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We'll get to that. But first, put a sweater on. It's cold. |
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It's "thou shalt knit," not "thou shalt not." |
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But wait, there's more! |
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Don't worry, it's ok to covet cashmere. |
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Tell the world it took me 6 days and 6 nights to make it. |
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You don't like the robes? |
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Put this on. It will be a cold day in hell before you see the Promised Land. |
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9 |
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I'm not commanding you put on a sweater but don't complain to me when you catch your death out there. |
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You aren’t going down there dressed like THAT, are you? |
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OK, technically it's not another commandment. But it will make your mother happy. |
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And in case you forget, I wrote them on the sleeve. |
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Your mother sent this in case you got cold... |
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And then do me a favor and drop this off at the cleaners, will ya? |
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Moses, Schmoses. Be a good boy, listen to your mother, and put on this sweater. |
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And on the seventh day, God got really into knitting. |
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Call it a 'Garment' - and establish an industry for your people. |
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Wear this, take the two tablets and see me in the morning. |
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No, it's not a commandment, but would it kill you to try it on? |
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13 |
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The hand of Amazon Prime. |
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13 |
3 |
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Take your pick, Moses. Ten degrees or ten decrees? |
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I hope you don't mind a hand me down. |
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No, I said, "COVER thy neighbor". |
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Fleece be with you. |
1.3789 |
0.06723 |
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18 |
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And get this to Aaron.He's Amazon Prime. |
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7 |
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Oh, and can you drop this off at Goodwill? |
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Take it. It'll be a cold day in hell if anyone follows these. |
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Oh wait, one more: Thou shalt not putteth woolen garments in thy tumble dryer. |
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8 |
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Thought you might like this Promised Lands' End sweater. |
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0.06723 |
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18 |
9 |
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It's this, or give up bacon. |
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0.06625 |
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63 |
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Moses was relieved to see "Thou shalt not regift" was not inscribed on the tablets. |
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Because your Mother said so, that's why. |
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0.06992 |
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Ok, time for the style commandments. |
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Moses, is that what you're wearing to the parting? |
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You won't be getting to the promised land yourself, so please accept this beautiful sweater as a consolation prize. Those desert nights are a bitch. |
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Um, I said, "peace," not "fleece" |
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Mom!! Not now. |
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Thou shalt not chill. |
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7 |
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I need XXL. |
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14 |
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This is all I have. The coat of many colors is already spoken for. |
1.3778 |
0.06811 |
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8 |
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After thou hast crossed the desert with thy people, head for Canada. |
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0.07453 |
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41 |
17 |
3 |
234 |
Proof that God is a Jewish Mother. |
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67 |
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9 |
235 |
Here is your next clue. |
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Thou shalt not raise the thermostat. |
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5 |
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Is that, um, Egyptian cotton? |
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0.06823 |
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9 |
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"In case you find the reception a little cold". |
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9 |
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Is that a commandment, or just a suggestion? |
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... And this is for when Hell freezes over by the time your people actually follow all My commandments. |
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And this is for the cold reception you're going to get. |
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Oh, and one more thing. Take this. I don't want it. |
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Keep warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
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I also want ski pants Lord |
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2 |
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And you thought I was a guy, right? |
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5 |
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People who like that also like this. |
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Thou shalt not wear this around your neck like a douche. |
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9 |
9 |
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This one's more of a suggestion. |
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No, I said thou shalt not chill. |
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0.07365 |
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46 |
16 |
4 |
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Not really a commandment, just a friendly suggestion. |
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It's a mountain. You"ll catch cold. Would it it kill you to put a sweater on for me? |
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One more thing, give this to Waldo. |
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...and thou shalt not machine dry cashmere. |
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Oh, and if you see my kid, give him this. He's always handing his out to strangers... |
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"Not exactly what I had in mind when praying for protection". |
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here...honor thy mother |
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65 |
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9 |
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Is it Egyptian cotton? |
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0.06298 |
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61 |
22 |
5 |
258 |
Just a suggestion, not a command. |
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Wear this, you're in for a cool reception . . . |
1.3636 |
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24 |
4 |
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You're going to live to 175. Take the sweater. |
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0.06892 |
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64 |
16 |
8 |
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... And don't forget to call your Mother. |
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Think of this one as a suggestion, not a commandment. |
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63 |
18 |
7 |
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Two tablets, stay warm, and call me in the morning. |
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63 |
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7 |
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Honour thy mother... |
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Moses, hold up a minute! The Holy Ghost here wants to come down the mountain with you. |
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46 |
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[Booming Voice] No, it’s a suggestion, not a commandment. |
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And if they don't buy into that, change into this. |
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0.07660 |
58 |
40 |
15 |
3 |
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Thou shalt wash thy garment on gentle, and dryeth on low settings... |
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0.06824 |
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38 |
19 |
1 |
269 |
It's probably just a cold. Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.3614 |
0.06766 |
83 |
59 |
18 |
6 |
270 |
Keep warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
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58 |
20 |
5 |
271 |
Would it kill you to try it on? |
1.3614 |
0.06980 |
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60 |
16 |
7 |
272 |
One last thing, see if Ivanka will sell this. |
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62 |
12 |
9 |
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Politically it appears hell is indeed freezing over. You're going to need this. |
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60 |
16 |
7 |
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Those are from your Father. This is from me. Don't forget to wear it. |
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0.07187 |
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61 |
14 |
8 |
275 |
"Take two tablets, and then put on this sweater". |
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0.06980 |
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60 |
16 |
7 |
276 |
The last flock you shepherded says 'Hello'. |
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0.06766 |
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18 |
6 |
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You will need this when Hell hath frozen over. |
1.3614 |
0.06545 |
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58 |
20 |
5 |
278 |
What do you think? It's difficult to get an honest opinion up here. |
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22 |
4 |
279 |
Your mother thought you should have a sweater |
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0.06802 |
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62 |
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7 |
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For when Hell freezes over. |
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0.07381 |
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65 |
11 |
10 |
281 |
Yes, Mother. |
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0.07114 |
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8 |
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Your mother made this. Read the 4th Commandment, then put this on. |
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7 |
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"I thought you said, 'thou shall not cover your neighbors wife.' |
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10 |
10 |
284 |
Sponsored content: Biblical Sweaters starting at $9.99 |
1.3571 |
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8 |
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It has pockets for large tablets. |
1.3571 |
0.07114 |
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62 |
14 |
8 |
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Dad I'm fine |
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0.07114 |
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Your Father and I wanted you to have a little something for yourself as well. |
1.3571 |
0.07114 |
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8 |
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Stay warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.3571 |
0.06910 |
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61 |
16 |
7 |
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Thanks, but no one will follow a man in a turtleneck. |
1.3571 |
0.07114 |
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14 |
8 |
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More of a suggestion, actually. |
1.3571 |
0.06481 |
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20 |
5 |
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Your Mother which art in Heaven - wants you to put on your sweater. |
1.3571 |
0.07114 |
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62 |
14 |
8 |
292 |
Just take it I'm sick of that robe. |
1.3571 |
0.07313 |
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63 |
12 |
9 |
293 |
I made it myself. |
1.3521 |
0.07795 |
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53 |
11 |
7 |
294 |
#11: Always layer. |
1.3514 |
0.06506 |
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51 |
20 |
3 |
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Oh, one more ... |
1.3514 |
0.07310 |
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54 |
14 |
6 |
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Take this too. It shrunk in the wash. |
1.3514 |
0.07559 |
74 |
55 |
12 |
7 |
297 |
Thou shalt not stretch out the neck hole. |
1.3500 |
0.08174 |
60 |
44 |
11 |
5 |
298 |
Take this. It's Egyptian cotton. |
1.3500 |
0.07061 |
60 |
41 |
17 |
2 |
299 |
Take this, it won't be a warm reception. |
1.3494 |
0.06949 |
83 |
61 |
15 |
7 |
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You are probably going to get a chilly reception. |
1.3494 |
0.06045 |
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57 |
23 |
3 |
301 |
Actually, thou shall not give a damn about wearing sweaters with two kinds of fabric. Or eating shellfish. Or homosexuality. But the whole 'no killing' thing still applies. |
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57 |
15 |
6 |
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Trust me, you'll need this. Global Warming doesn't hit for another 3,300 years. |
1.3457 |
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59 |
16 |
6 |
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People who liked honoring their Mother and Father also liked... |
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9 |
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DO NOT FORGET NUMBER ELEVEN: YOU SHALL NOT WASH THY FINE WOOLENS IN HOT WATER. |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
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60 |
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7 |
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It's not written in stone, but it's a good rule of thumb. |
1.3457 |
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6 |
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If this doesn't help, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
307 |
Number 7 contains a typo. It should read, "You shall cover your neighbor's wife." |
1.3457 |
0.07062 |
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60 |
14 |
7 |
308 |
Moishele, you want to catch a cold up here? |
1.3457 |
0.06840 |
81 |
59 |
16 |
6 |
309 |
You take it. It doesn't fit me. |
1.3448 |
0.08714 |
58 |
44 |
8 |
6 |
310 |
Anxious moment at the holiday gift swap, 1350 BC. |
1.3433 |
0.07829 |
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50 |
11 |
6 |
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No, it's a Tablet Protector. These are apt to break. I have it in aqua or sandstone. |
1.3429 |
0.07305 |
70 |
51 |
14 |
5 |
312 |
And the Lord said unto Moses: "Thou shouldst not be dumb enough to spend 40 nights on the mountain in a loincloth." |
1.3418 |
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58 |
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...And while you're down there, could you drop this off at the cleaners for me? |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
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59 |
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7 |
314 |
Newly discovered proof that God is a Mother. |
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0.07403 |
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8 |
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You never did learn how to pack for trips. |
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Moses, none of these millennials will listen to you unless you're wearing one of these. |
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7 |
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Really? God's Frozen People? |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
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7 |
318 |
Not saying you'll get lost for 40 years but...doesn't hurt to be prepared. |
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5 |
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My wife made it. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
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6 |
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That list? It's gonna be a cold day in hell. |
1.3418 |
0.07181 |
79 |
59 |
13 |
7 |
321 |
Believe me. Global cooling is coming. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
322 |
I'm good, Amazon already delivered. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
323 |
And get a haircut. |
1.3418 |
0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
324 |
After you tell'm, put this on and lay low for a while. |
1.3418 |
0.06467 |
79 |
56 |
19 |
4 |
325 |
Proof that God is a woman. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
326 |
This might help with #10 |
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Eleven--thou shalt not commit crimes of fashion. |
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0.06951 |
79 |
58 |
15 |
6 |
328 |
And finally, thou shalt always wear a knitted sweater received, no matter how ugly. |
1.3418 |
0.06713 |
79 |
57 |
17 |
5 |
329 |
It's from your mother. |
1.3418 |
0.07403 |
79 |
60 |
11 |
8 |
330 |
Don't make me come down there! |
1.3390 |
0.06669 |
59 |
40 |
18 |
1 |
331 |
And lastly, I'd like to offer a fashion suggestion. |
1.3385 |
0.07029 |
65 |
46 |
16 |
3 |
332 |
I'd rather keep the stones, if you don't mind. They're vintage. |
1.3382 |
0.06825 |
68 |
48 |
17 |
3 |
333 |
Sorry, I forgot it was Dry Clean Only. |
1.3382 |
0.06825 |
68 |
48 |
17 |
3 |
334 |
Lord, You communicate in mysterious ways. |
1.3382 |
0.07139 |
68 |
49 |
15 |
4 |
335 |
This cashmere sweater, however, thou may covet. |
1.3382 |
0.07139 |
68 |
49 |
15 |
4 |
336 |
And this is how you dress for the mountains? Put on a sweater. |
1.3378 |
0.07011 |
74 |
54 |
15 |
5 |
337 |
God that's a great sweater. |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
338 |
That's why I chose you, Moses--you're a trendsetter. |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
339 |
Follow the rules your father gave you, sweetie, and here, wear a sweater. Have you eaten today? |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
340 |
Would it kill you to put on a sweater? |
1.3378 |
0.07270 |
74 |
55 |
13 |
6 |
341 |
Trust me, the tablets will have a chilling effect. |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
342 |
...and right now you get a free sweatshirt with every ten commandments. |
1.3377 |
0.07534 |
77 |
59 |
10 |
8 |
343 |
No, it's not a commandment. I just think you'll be chilly without it. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
344 |
I upcycled the Passover lamb. |
1.3377 |
0.07304 |
77 |
58 |
12 |
7 |
345 |
I know it's a desert, but it gets cold at night. Thou shalt layer. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
346 |
And the Lord gave unto Moses the first hand-me-down |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
347 |
And number 11: Always take a sweater, you never know what it'll be like." |
1.3377 |
0.07758 |
77 |
60 |
8 |
9 |
348 |
Merry WHAT? |
1.3377 |
0.07066 |
77 |
57 |
14 |
6 |
349 |
Do not take the Lord and Tailor's name in vain. |
1.3377 |
0.06820 |
77 |
56 |
16 |
5 |
350 |
It's part of the Prophet Collection. |
1.3377 |
0.06299 |
77 |
54 |
20 |
3 |
351 |
Why do I feel like I put more thought into today's gift exchange than you did? |
1.3333 |
0.07187 |
75 |
56 |
13 |
6 |
352 |
It might help if you wear a turtleneck and call them tablets. |
1.3333 |
0.07672 |
75 |
58 |
9 |
8 |
353 |
You shall have no other sweaters except this one. |
1.3333 |
0.06596 |
66 |
46 |
18 |
2 |
354 |
In case you skip Canaan and go straight to Long Island. |
1.3333 |
0.07187 |
75 |
56 |
13 |
6 |
355 |
Honor thy mother. It's cold out |
1.3333 |
0.06391 |
75 |
53 |
19 |
3 |
356 |
No, I said thou shalt not chill. |
1.3333 |
0.07269 |
66 |
48 |
14 |
4 |
357 |
Your mom made it, ok? |
1.3333 |
0.06667 |
75 |
54 |
17 |
4 |
358 |
One more thing, on your way down the mountain, could you return this to Macys for me? |
1.3333 |
0.07433 |
75 |
57 |
11 |
7 |
359 |
You will need this when hell freezes over. |
1.3333 |
0.07433 |
75 |
57 |
11 |
7 |
360 |
Oh, and I almost forgot –– there's an eleventh commandment in the fine print on the tag. |
1.3333 |
0.08427 |
57 |
43 |
9 |
5 |
361 |
With all due respect, I prayed for a helicopter. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
362 |
And should thou posses space enough to proclaim, #11. Machine wash cold with like colors. |
1.3333 |
0.07672 |
75 |
58 |
9 |
8 |
363 |
Thanks, but I'm still toasty from the burning bush. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
364 |
Trust me, it will be a chilly reception. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
365 |
Wear this, it will be a cold day in hell before they follow those rules. |
1.3333 |
0.07672 |
75 |
58 |
9 |
8 |
366 |
It's just a suggestion. |
1.3333 |
0.06667 |
75 |
54 |
17 |
4 |
367 |
what do you mean this sweater "looks pretty gay" |
1.3333 |
0.06667 |
75 |
54 |
17 |
4 |
368 |
Take this. I can't always be lighting bushes on fire for you, you know. |
1.3333 |
0.07187 |
75 |
56 |
13 |
6 |
369 |
Climate change. |
1.3333 |
0.07187 |
75 |
56 |
13 |
6 |
370 |
Tell Al Gore he got it wrong |
1.3333 |
0.07903 |
75 |
59 |
7 |
9 |
371 |
Now, I don't want to see this on eBay next week. |
1.3333 |
0.06102 |
75 |
52 |
21 |
2 |
372 |
Moses, you have to update your look. I want to attract a more diverse following. |
1.3333 |
0.07672 |
75 |
58 |
9 |
8 |
373 |
while you're at it, could you plug my daughter's clothing line ? |
1.3333 |
0.08128 |
75 |
60 |
5 |
10 |
374 |
Moses, customers who bought "Ten Commandment Stone Tablets" also bought "Knitted Slim Fit Pullover Sweater with Shawl Collar ." |
1.3333 |
0.07672 |
75 |
58 |
9 |
8 |
375 |
I didn't bring you out of Egypt to catch a cold. |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
376 |
It gets cold at night in the desert. |
1.3333 |
0.06667 |
75 |
54 |
17 |
4 |
377 |
What do you mean, 'How do YOU know it's going to get chilly'? |
1.3333 |
0.06932 |
75 |
55 |
15 |
5 |
378 |
The Promised Land's End. |
1.3333 |
0.07187 |
75 |
56 |
13 |
6 |
379 |
And avoid drafts. |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
380 |
And no running downhill. |
1.3286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
54 |
9 |
7 |
381 |
Your mother called. |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
382 |
Would you return this for me on your way down? |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
383 |
Just in case hell freezes over. |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
384 |
Thou shalt be nice and cozy. |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
385 |
I'm giving the same to Aaron, but don't tell him. |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
386 |
This should help with the cold reception. |
1.3286 |
0.07538 |
70 |
53 |
11 |
6 |
387 |
The eleventh commandment is from your mom: thou shalt wear your sweater to keep from catching a cold. |
1.3286 |
0.06967 |
70 |
51 |
15 |
4 |
388 |
Ye shall have no other hoodies before me |
1.3286 |
0.07258 |
70 |
52 |
13 |
5 |
389 |
Mother. Please! |
1.3286 |
0.07808 |
70 |
54 |
9 |
7 |
390 |
Here, take two tablets, put this sweater on and you'll be fine |
1.3284 |
0.07782 |
67 |
51 |
10 |
6 |
391 |
And from henceforth, thou shalt not leave My hoodie in the dryer on high. |
1.3269 |
0.08562 |
52 |
39 |
9 |
4 |
392 |
It'll be a cold day in hell. |
1.3239 |
0.07445 |
71 |
54 |
11 |
6 |
393 |
Thou shalt hand wash only. Thou shalt use no bleach. Thou shalt lay flat to dry. Thou shalt not wring or twist. |
1.3239 |
0.07445 |
71 |
54 |
11 |
6 |
394 |
expect a chilly reception |
1.3239 |
0.07711 |
71 |
55 |
9 |
7 |
395 |
You'll get the symbolism later |
1.3239 |
0.07170 |
71 |
53 |
13 |
5 |
396 |
Not right now, Mom, I'm working!! |
1.3239 |
0.07170 |
71 |
53 |
13 |
5 |
397 |
But I'm Moses. That's for Malibu Ken! |
1.3239 |
0.06884 |
71 |
52 |
15 |
4 |
398 |
Oh, God, not another knitted sweater. |
1.3239 |
0.07711 |
71 |
55 |
9 |
7 |
399 |
No, no. I get the tablets. Joseph gets the coat. |
1.3239 |
0.07445 |
71 |
54 |
11 |
6 |
400 |
You'll need it for the Ark. |
1.3239 |
0.07711 |
71 |
55 |
9 |
7 |
401 |
... and #11 - Listen to thy mother |
1.3239 |
0.07445 |
71 |
54 |
11 |
6 |
402 |
Remember the sweater and keep it holey |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
403 |
Thou shalt not catch cold. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
404 |
And God said "Let there be lightweight cashmere". |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
405 |
Thanks. But I have my hands full. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
406 |
While you're out there spreading the word, see if there's any demand for my new clothing line. |
1.3235 |
0.07962 |
68 |
53 |
8 |
7 |
407 |
Your mother said you should take a sweater. |
1.3235 |
0.07681 |
68 |
52 |
10 |
6 |
408 |
.....And here's another hand-me-down. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
409 |
You're going to spend a few years in the desert. It gets cold at night. |
1.3235 |
0.07087 |
68 |
50 |
14 |
4 |
410 |
...And remember thy sweater and keep it not holey. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
411 |
You took the tablets, but you forgot your sweater. |
1.3235 |
0.06770 |
68 |
49 |
16 |
3 |
412 |
And when are you going to settle down, get married and stop all this wandering around? |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
413 |
From your mother. She said, "Wear it. It gets chilly on mountain tops." |
1.3235 |
0.06087 |
68 |
47 |
20 |
1 |
414 |
Forty days and forty nights and NOW you give that to me? |
1.3235 |
0.07390 |
68 |
51 |
12 |
5 |
415 |
It was on sale & your color! |
1.3182 |
0.07529 |
66 |
50 |
11 |
5 |
416 |
Okay, so it's no God's before you, no taking your name in vain and no graven images and I get the sweater? |
1.3182 |
0.06882 |
66 |
48 |
15 |
3 |
417 |
Tell the people to wear a sweater and stop warming my earth. |
1.3167 |
0.07323 |
60 |
44 |
13 |
3 |
418 |
OMG, I forgot to get you anything. |
1.3167 |
0.07323 |
60 |
44 |
13 |
3 |
419 |
Number 11: Thou shalt put on a sweater whenever your mother is chilly. |
1.3167 |
0.08058 |
60 |
46 |
9 |
5 |
420 |
On a personal note: Thou shall ditch the bathrobe . |
1.3143 |
0.07489 |
70 |
54 |
10 |
6 |
421 |
And here's a little something for the chilly reception. |
1.3143 |
0.06607 |
70 |
51 |
16 |
3 |
422 |
Thou shalt not wear a turtleneck with sandals. |
1.3143 |
0.07489 |
70 |
54 |
10 |
6 |
423 |
No Lord, I said that I am so old. |
1.3143 |
0.06914 |
70 |
52 |
14 |
4 |
424 |
Your mother says it's cold |
1.3143 |
0.07760 |
70 |
55 |
8 |
7 |
425 |
Global warming is complicated. You're going to need this. |
1.3143 |
0.07489 |
70 |
54 |
10 |
6 |
426 |
And finally, thou shalt have 30 days for returns. |
1.3143 |
0.06914 |
70 |
52 |
14 |
4 |
427 |
And Moses... here's a little thank you. |
1.3143 |
0.06914 |
70 |
52 |
14 |
4 |
428 |
Thou shall not wear plaid! |
1.3143 |
0.06607 |
70 |
51 |
16 |
3 |
429 |
Thou shalt not put woolens in the dryer. |
1.3091 |
0.07730 |
55 |
41 |
11 |
3 |
430 |
Could you also return this to Amazon? |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
431 |
Accidentally washed this on hot. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
432 |
You're mother wants you to wear this so you don't catch a cold. |
1.3088 |
0.07629 |
68 |
53 |
9 |
6 |
433 |
Because I'm your father and I say you need a sweater, that's why. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
434 |
Your reception might be a little chilly. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
435 |
...and give this to Crazy Olaf - we're sending him to Greenland. |
1.3088 |
0.07629 |
68 |
53 |
9 |
6 |
436 |
If I say a poly blend is fine, then it's fine. |
1.3088 |
0.07629 |
68 |
53 |
9 |
6 |
437 |
Listen to your mother. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
438 |
Because I said so. And where are your mittens? Wait 'til your Father hears about this. |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
439 |
It's not a commandment, just a suggestion. |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
440 |
Mom, is that you? |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
441 |
It's no burning bush, but it'll keep you warm. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
442 |
I know you're not cold. But honor your mother and take it anyway. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
443 |
Thou shalt protect thyself from the elements! |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
444 |
My God, my hands are full already. Can you FedEx the sweater? |
1.3088 |
0.07335 |
68 |
52 |
11 |
5 |
445 |
And I'd go with this for your presentation. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
446 |
It's from your mother. |
1.3088 |
0.07030 |
68 |
51 |
13 |
4 |
447 |
I'm decluttering. Do me a favor and throw this on the Burning Bush. |
1.3077 |
0.07571 |
65 |
50 |
10 |
5 |
448 |
Amazon Devine |
1.3077 |
0.07247 |
65 |
49 |
12 |
4 |
449 |
My people prayed for cows and swine, not Calvin Klein. |
1.3036 |
0.08026 |
56 |
43 |
9 |
4 |
450 |
...But I never said thou shalt not knit. |
1.3036 |
0.07171 |
56 |
41 |
13 |
2 |
451 |
V-necks are for sinners, by the way. |
1.3036 |
0.06703 |
56 |
40 |
15 |
1 |
452 |
Two tablets aren't enough for that cold? Here's a sweater. |
1.3030 |
0.07776 |
66 |
52 |
8 |
6 |
453 |
Oh.....And your Mom said to give this to you also. |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
454 |
Thou shalt know I sometimes like to knit. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
455 |
And once a year, thou shalt wear this ugly sweater |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
456 |
Put on this sweater, take 2 tablets and call me in the morning |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
457 |
It's not a "commandment," but I did think it would look nice on you. |
1.3030 |
0.06467 |
66 |
48 |
16 |
2 |
458 |
Don't forget the 11th: 'Obey Your Mother.' |
1.3030 |
0.07776 |
66 |
52 |
8 |
6 |
459 |
I didn't know we were exchanging gifts. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
460 |
Here, put this on, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.3030 |
0.07776 |
66 |
52 |
8 |
6 |
461 |
Remember, it's all about the BRANDING |
1.3030 |
0.08070 |
66 |
53 |
6 |
7 |
462 |
In addition to giving commandments, I like to knit. |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
463 |
I know you’re Mr. big-shot Prophet now, but Moses, you can’t rely on a burning bush to keep you warm. Just take it! You don’t have to wear it. |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
464 |
Although it was never etched in stone, the birth of of the Ugly Sweater exchange was thought to have began around 1391 BC. |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
465 |
For the millionth time, Mom, it's the desert |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
466 |
Nobody will believe you in that silly robe. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
467 |
I know you've got your hands full. But I couldn't give it to you at the Burning Bush. It's not flame resistant. |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
468 |
It'll fit. Trust me. |
1.3030 |
0.07151 |
66 |
50 |
12 |
4 |
469 |
God is a Jewish mother? |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
470 |
You know how I feel about mixed fabrics. |
1.3030 |
0.08070 |
66 |
53 |
6 |
7 |
471 |
One last thing: Never put a wool sweater in the dryer. |
1.3030 |
0.08070 |
66 |
53 |
6 |
7 |
472 |
And do you have your milk and honey money? |
1.3030 |
0.06818 |
66 |
49 |
14 |
3 |
473 |
Thou shalt not tumble dry. |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
474 |
Uhhh, here's an unwritten one: no sandals after Labor Day. Here, put this on! |
1.3030 |
0.07470 |
66 |
51 |
10 |
5 |
475 |
One more thing. Thou shalt listen to your mother and wear the sweater already. |
1.3016 |
0.07718 |
63 |
49 |
9 |
5 |
476 |
What hath God wrought!? |
1.3000 |
0.08690 |
50 |
39 |
7 |
4 |
477 |
I suspect they won't be warmly received. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
478 |
Mom's 11th Commandment |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
479 |
And take this too, it gets cold in the desert at night. |
1.3000 |
0.06848 |
60 |
44 |
14 |
2 |
480 |
It's merino from heaven. Out of manna today. |
1.3000 |
0.07990 |
60 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
481 |
It's for the cold reception awaiting you. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
482 |
Well if you picked a mountain a little warmer than Mt. Sinai I wouldn't need this. |
1.3000 |
0.07249 |
60 |
45 |
12 |
3 |
483 |
Find my son! And give him this sweater. |
1.3000 |
0.08336 |
60 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
484 |
Oy, is one more little commandment going to kill you? |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
485 |
Of course I made it myself. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
486 |
Noah got a boat... |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
487 |
Oh yeah; one more: Thou Shalt Not Chill... |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
488 |
I actually said "thou shall knit to cover thy neighbor's wife". |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
489 |
Thanks,. Mom |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
490 |
Got it. Take two tablets, and stay warm. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
491 |
Fit 'em on one tablet you get the jacket back. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
492 |
This hoodie will give you wilderness cred. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
493 |
Not a commandment, no. Let's call it 'a must' for fall weekends. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
494 |
Talk about a jewish mother! |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
495 |
Call it a warning, call it number 11, but thou better stop messing with the climate down there or you're all gonna need sweaters in the desert real soon. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
496 |
Sorry this is late... I forgot your Bar Mitzvah. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
497 |
Here... you might need this. In the future, you're going to be left out in the cold more often than you're used to. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
498 |
I'm thinking about calling it the Passover Pullover. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
499 |
Is it Egyptian cotton? |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
500 |
Be prepared for a frigid reception. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
501 |
Eleven: If it's from grandma, you have to wear it at least once. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
502 |
If you're not going to stay near the burning bush, at least put on the sweater. |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
503 |
Here, put this on. You'll freeze your tablets off out here. |
1.2969 |
0.07931 |
64 |
51 |
7 |
6 |
504 |
Oh...and your mother says to put your coat on. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
505 |
Hang on, you're not Philip Moses, 229 Harwood Drive? |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
506 |
But wait! In addition to the tablets you also receive a bonus cashmere sweater! |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
507 |
Thank you, but I wear a medium. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
508 |
The seventh day was getting a little boring so I took up knitting. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
509 |
Just wear it. It's now The Ten Commandments Presented by Patagonia. |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
510 |
Oh, before you go down, one more thing ... your mother asked me to give you this. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
511 |
The lesser known origin story of The Jewish Mom |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
512 |
Thou shalt not spin dry |
1.2969 |
0.07612 |
64 |
50 |
9 |
5 |
513 |
I made this for you, Moses. It's 100% Egyptian cotton! |
1.2969 |
0.06562 |
64 |
47 |
15 |
2 |
514 |
This will keep you warmer than a burning bush. |
1.2969 |
0.07931 |
64 |
51 |
7 |
6 |
515 |
I also knit |
1.2969 |
0.06929 |
64 |
48 |
13 |
3 |
516 |
It's cold and I couldn't get the bush to light so put this sweater on. |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
517 |
Wow, a Golden Fleece! |
1.2969 |
0.07278 |
64 |
49 |
11 |
4 |
518 |
rules?! this has got to be the worst trade deal maybe ever signed anywhere |
1.2963 |
0.08203 |
54 |
42 |
8 |
4 |
519 |
YOU WILL RECEIVE A CHILLY RECEPTION. BE PREPARED! |
1.2963 |
0.07302 |
54 |
40 |
12 |
2 |
520 |
I'm fed up with asking. From now on, I'm commanding. |
1.2963 |
0.07766 |
54 |
41 |
10 |
3 |
521 |
Because you never get a second chance to make a good first impression. |
1.2931 |
0.06961 |
58 |
43 |
13 |
2 |
522 |
Just in case you get a chilly reception... |
1.2909 |
0.06703 |
55 |
40 |
14 |
1 |
523 |
C'mon, it'll make your mother happy. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
524 |
Trust Me -- you're going to get a chilly reception. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
525 |
And the lambs you offer shall not go to waste. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
526 |
Thou shalt dry clean only. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
527 |
And the first fifty people to obey all the laws will get this cool hoodie |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
528 |
It could be a long walk. Take the sweater. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
529 |
And ditch the robe, it's pretentious. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
530 |
Siberia's the new Promised Land - Middle East's not gonna work out |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
531 |
Stay warm, drink plenty of fluids, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
532 |
You're a global warming denier, too? |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
533 |
Good news / bad news: You won't need this for another 40yrs. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
534 |
Moses meets the Mother of God. |
1.2903 |
0.08094 |
62 |
50 |
6 |
6 |
535 |
Take this and wear it so it doesn't look like I'm talking to a hermit. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
536 |
Take two tablets and this sweater, if you don't feel better in the morning call me in 40 years. |
1.2903 |
0.06660 |
62 |
46 |
14 |
2 |
537 |
You'd better take this, too. It's cold on the moral high ground. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
538 |
Go and spread my word to my people... And wear this, it's windy. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
539 |
...and chisel in the Paris Agreement as number eleven. |
1.2903 |
0.08094 |
62 |
50 |
6 |
6 |
540 |
Bubala, do you want to catch your death? |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
541 |
Take both tablets, bundle up, and call Me in the morning if there's no improvement. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
542 |
I'm sure it'll fit you - I used Biblical proportions. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
543 |
It's hand made. |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
544 |
Proof God is actually our Heavenly _Mother_. |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
545 |
It's made of Kevlar; put it on before descending. |
1.2903 |
0.08094 |
62 |
50 |
6 |
6 |
546 |
...And I was saving this for Christmas, but that would've been too long for you to wait. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
547 |
Every ten you get a free sweater. |
1.2903 |
0.07411 |
62 |
48 |
10 |
4 |
548 |
And for the cool desert nights... |
1.2903 |
0.06250 |
62 |
45 |
16 |
1 |
549 |
Oh, and one last thing: Nana says hi. |
1.2903 |
0.07760 |
62 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
550 |
If God was a Jewish mother. |
1.2903 |
0.07046 |
62 |
47 |
12 |
3 |
551 |
It's 100% lamb of god's wool. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
552 |
ONE MORE THING--BE PREPARED FOR A CHILLY RECEPTION! |
1.2885 |
0.07929 |
52 |
40 |
9 |
3 |
553 |
I think it's your size. |
1.2885 |
0.08391 |
52 |
41 |
7 |
4 |
554 |
It's a little small for me. |
1.2885 |
0.07438 |
52 |
39 |
11 |
2 |
555 |
Number Eleven: Thou shalt always wear layers. |
1.2881 |
0.07273 |
59 |
45 |
11 |
3 |
556 |
Bet you can't put this on without dropping those. |
1.2881 |
0.07664 |
59 |
46 |
9 |
4 |
557 |
Thou shall not be cold. Signed: Mrs. God |
1.2857 |
0.07522 |
56 |
43 |
10 |
3 |
558 |
Put something on Bubbalh, it gets cold at night. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
559 |
Moses, you mother says you'll need your sweater if you're going to be away from home long. |
1.2833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
560 |
When did you start working for Amazon? |
1.2833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
561 |
You mom asked my to give you this. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
562 |
So that's Ten Commandments and one strong suggestion. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
563 |
What I said was, TAKE THE TALBOTS. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
564 |
Amazon delivery already? Wow I just placed the order on my tablet! |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
565 |
Alexa, CANCEL. It was "Honor thy mother." Not "reorder another." |
1.2833 |
0.08265 |
60 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
566 |
And, because you bought ten, a free sweater. |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
567 |
Not now, Mom! |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
568 |
Forty days and forty nights - you could really use a change of clothes. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
569 |
It comes in many colors. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
570 |
He wears Prada, you will wear this! |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
571 |
Moses, read the fine print....no returns on sale merchandise. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
572 |
Thou shall not sacrifice style for substance. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
573 |
I found this by the burning bush. Yours? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
574 |
Okay, it's your choice -- those tablets, this beautiful hand-knit Icelandic sweater -- or whatever is behind door number 3. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
575 |
The desert is cold at night |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
576 |
And here's a little something for your wife. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
577 |
No, they love when you Instagram the designer's name. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
578 |
Can't be. Not another hand-me-down! |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
579 |
I knit in my spare time. Do you like it? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
580 |
This isn't a commandment,it's more of a suggestion . |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
581 |
Frankly I"d prefer some new sandals. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
582 |
And... you left this by the burning bush. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
583 |
So... you're thinking rain? |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
584 |
This should help with the chilly reception. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
585 |
This doesn't fit Jesus anymore. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
586 |
Not that I am complaining, but we are lost in a desert... Maybe a hat and a bottle of water? |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
587 |
Chilly reception awaits below. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
588 |
In lieu of the promised land, I give you this sweater I knitted. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
589 |
We're going to try a different marketing strategy to appeal to millennials. |
1.2833 |
0.06761 |
60 |
45 |
13 |
2 |
590 |
Come to think of it, you'll probably get more use out of this. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
591 |
Dammit, Moses, you're on the top of a mountain in your bathrobe. Here, put this sweater on. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
592 |
The little-known 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not put wool in the dryer." |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
593 |
Ten Commandments and one friendly suggestion. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
594 |
Back to Heaven sale at Old Navy. 2 tablets and a hoodie only 9.99! |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
595 |
Oh.. and your mom got you this... |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
596 |
Here, it's hand made. |
1.2833 |
0.07167 |
60 |
46 |
11 |
3 |
597 |
Let's just say that the reception may be a little less than warm. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
598 |
Who knew God is a Jewish mother? |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
599 |
Are you sure ,Thou shawl not? |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
600 |
Here ...your mother's been nagging me. |
1.2833 |
0.07551 |
60 |
47 |
9 |
4 |
601 |
You heard it from me - the new term is global cooling. |
1.2833 |
0.07916 |
60 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
602 |
Go, sell it on the mountain! |
1.2830 |
0.07797 |
53 |
41 |
9 |
3 |
603 |
No. The FIRST COMMANDMENT is Listen To Your Mother. |
1.2807 |
0.07818 |
57 |
45 |
8 |
4 |
604 |
Your married? |
1.2787 |
0.07799 |
61 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
605 |
I am your mother. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
606 |
Let's say this is your neighbor's coat. You like it, right? You want it, right? That's coveting. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
607 |
Here, put this on till I can get the bush re-lit. |
1.2759 |
0.08080 |
58 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
608 |
#4.a Thou shalt wear a sweater whenever thine mother is cold. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
609 |
It's only a suggestion |
1.2759 |
0.08080 |
58 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
610 |
It's either this or circumcision. |
1.2759 |
0.07697 |
58 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
611 |
You guys are so cute I couldn't help but put together some little outfits too. |
1.2759 |
0.08447 |
58 |
48 |
4 |
6 |
612 |
Isn't this proof enough that you're not going to hell? |
1.2759 |
0.06411 |
58 |
43 |
14 |
1 |
613 |
Honor Thy mother and father. Wear a sweater. |
1.2759 |
0.06866 |
58 |
44 |
12 |
2 |
614 |
Moses gazed for the first time upon the fabric of reality. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
615 |
I've got a bowl of chicken soup for you, too. |
1.2745 |
0.06905 |
51 |
38 |
12 |
1 |
616 |
remember son; ""thou shalt not catch cold". |
1.2745 |
0.08438 |
51 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
617 |
I was thinking more like Brooks Brothers. |
1.2745 |
0.07451 |
51 |
39 |
10 |
2 |
618 |
I received it over the holidays and I want you to burn it. |
1.2727 |
0.08391 |
55 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
619 |
I guess that's better than another burning bush. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
620 |
Is this when hell freezes over? |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
621 |
It's not a command. Won't you at least try it on? |
1.2727 |
0.06061 |
55 |
40 |
15 |
0 |
622 |
Bubbeleh, you'll catch your death! |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
623 |
Those will prepare humanity for a successful civilization. This will prepare you for the reception you're going to get. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
624 |
The desert can be very chilly at night. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
625 |
Take two tablets and call me in the morning....and don't forget your sweater! |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
626 |
Don't be a big shot, take the sweater. |
1.2727 |
0.07085 |
55 |
42 |
11 |
2 |
627 |
Moms Eleventh Commandment: Wear a sweater. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
628 |
I don’t mean to nag but I hear it’s going to drop into the fifties this evening. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
629 |
Jesus says robes and sandals are his thing. |
1.2727 |
0.07979 |
55 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
630 |
I'm actually God the Jewish Mother. Put your sweater on Moses--it's chilly on this mountaintop. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
631 |
With a mighty hand, an outstretched arm, and free shipping on returns. |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
632 |
And then god said, "let there be light sweaters" |
1.2727 |
0.07545 |
55 |
43 |
9 |
3 |
633 |
Yours? |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
634 |
You left this at my house. |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
635 |
Moses, I told you it was cold up here! |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
636 |
I almost forgot. Could you drop this off at the cleaners and bring it back to me next week? |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
637 |
This comes free with two tablets. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
638 |
Oh, and your mother wants you to wear this on the way down. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
639 |
Oh, and your order arrived from L.L.Bean. |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
640 |
And this is from your mother. |
1.2692 |
0.06211 |
52 |
38 |
14 |
0 |
641 |
Thou shalt not buy retail. |
1.2692 |
0.07325 |
52 |
40 |
10 |
2 |
642 |
And the Lord said unto Moses, "Replace that robe with this Yeezy hoodie." |
1.2692 |
0.07823 |
52 |
41 |
8 |
3 |
643 |
And if you act now, I'll include this complimentary ram's wool sweater for those chilly desert nights... |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
644 |
And finally, button up and take good care of yourself.....you belong to me. |
1.2692 |
0.08291 |
52 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
645 |
Your mother says you can start honoring her now, and put on your sweater. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
646 |
And on your way down, thou shalt stop at the dry cleaners. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
647 |
Trust me, you'll need it. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
648 |
This may be a little big - I had to guess your size |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
649 |
OMG, you're delivering for Amazon too! |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
650 |
You won't see the promised land, but I did knit you this sweater. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
651 |
# 11—Thou shall not wear polyester |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
652 |
What do you know that I don't know? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
653 |
Thou art truly my Lord and tailor. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
654 |
So, you're thinking they're going to have a cold reception? |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
655 |
Woolite is a recommendation not a commandment. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
656 |
Put it on. This might take a while. |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
657 |
Robes are so last year. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
658 |
Oh....and take this sweater. You could get a chilly response |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
659 |
Moses darling...so you shouldn't get cold. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
660 |
Not now, mother! |
1.2679 |
0.08638 |
56 |
47 |
3 |
6 |
661 |
Woops! Your wife slipped out of the sweater! |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
662 |
Number 11: Thou shalt not wash wool in hot water. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
663 |
Tell them it would be ten suggestions if it weren't already etched in stone. And here--try not to look so authoritarian. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
664 |
Honor Thy Mother...take a sweater. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
665 |
Add this. It's a fashion sin. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
666 |
I’m afraid it doesn’t fit, Moses. But it’s the thought that counts, is it not? |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
667 |
Its a cold world out there. Amen. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
668 |
Not a commandment, just a suggestion. Bulky knits will be all the rage this fall. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
669 |
Moses!! Listen to your mother! Put on this sweater or you will catch your death of cold! |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
670 |
acrylic? of course it's not acrylic. |
1.2679 |
0.06974 |
56 |
43 |
11 |
2 |
671 |
Thou shalt not wear that robe with those sandals. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
672 |
I got a little bored on the 7th day so I made you this. It should fit perfectly! |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
673 |
And I'm changing your name to Eskimoses. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
674 |
Oh dear Lord, I asked that you make our lives sweeter; not make us a sweater |
1.2679 |
0.08254 |
56 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
675 |
No, I'm Moses. Not Joseph. |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
676 |
God's not only a woman, she's my mother! |
1.2679 |
0.07850 |
56 |
45 |
7 |
4 |
677 |
Dress warmly, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
678 |
If you're going to be a prophet, you should dress like one. |
1.2679 |
0.07425 |
56 |
44 |
9 |
3 |
679 |
Just in case they give you a cold shoulder |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
680 |
I know it's a little early for Christmas. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
681 |
I almost forgot forgot; you left this at the Pharaoh's. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
682 |
Tempting, but I don't believe in trade agreements. |
1.2642 |
0.07691 |
53 |
42 |
8 |
3 |
683 |
Your mother said put this on. It's cold up there and you'll catch a cold. |
1.2642 |
0.08149 |
53 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
684 |
Here. It doesn't fit anymore since it shrunk in the flood. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
685 |
This is for you for Christmas, but, oops, I'm getting ahead of myself. |
1.2642 |
0.07204 |
53 |
41 |
10 |
2 |
686 |
Here you go. Our new team hoodie. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
687 |
I knitted it myself; thou shalt wear it! |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
688 |
…And your mother asked me to give you this. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
689 |
Can you hold these for a second while I try it on? |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
690 |
Nahshon's mother gave him one and I don't hear him complaining. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
691 |
Change of plans. We're moving to Canada. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
692 |
Wear it, my son. It will help you attract the younger generation. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
693 |
On second thought, 'Thou Shalt Wash Thy Sweater in Cold Water' is more of a tip than a commandment. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
694 |
I heard from your mother. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
695 |
These new Amazon drones are amazing |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
696 |
You have shoes, here is a shirt. You should now be able to enter the hardware store. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
697 |
I thought we were talking about global warming. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
698 |
And this is from your grandmother. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
699 |
Number 11, don't sweater the small stuff. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
700 |
"And last but not least - never leave home without a sweater". |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
701 |
Put this on. Don't make me burn another bush. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
702 |
Put it on. The reception may be quite cold. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
703 |
Thou shalt hand wash only, and lay flat to dry. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
704 |
Oh, and you'll need this - I turned off the burning bush. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
705 |
Take this, those might get a cool reception. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
706 |
Trust me, initial reception will be a bit chilly. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
707 |
Just in case you get a cold reception to my commandments. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
708 |
OK, I can live with the Commandments, but I'll be damned if I'll wear that schmatta. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
709 |
And, as a side note, Thou shalt not wear pajamas all day. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
710 |
Excuse me but I think that coat of many colors is meant for Joseph. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
711 |
Here, put this on, you're about to get a chilly reception. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
712 |
It's gonna be a tough sell, so you'll need to wear something trendy. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
713 |
If you are going to wander in the wilderness for 40 years, you'll need a nice warm sweater. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
714 |
And one more thing, no man shall wear a cardigan until after the age of 40. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
715 |
Oh, and Thou Shalt Keepeth Warm! |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
716 |
Two tablets and a sweater for my cold. Thank you Lord. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
717 |
expect a chilly reception |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
718 |
You'll catch plague. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
719 |
To the non-believers: This linen infused, triple woven striped turtleneck will satisfy any doubts of my existence. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
720 |
A cold reception? We've got you covered. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
721 |
Take this! Your reception at home may get a little cold! |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
722 |
Also, dress in layers. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
723 |
This will fix the threads. Next, we update your tablets. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
724 |
And speaking of hand-me-downs... |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
725 |
Moses, put this on! I'm anticipating a chilly reception when you get back down. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
726 |
But I look fat in stripes! |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
727 |
six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work, including laundry |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
728 |
Here...Don't want you to get a Sinai infection. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
729 |
Two tablets, some chicken soup, and for MY sake wear a sweater! |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
730 |
Would you mind exchanging the for me? I just need a larger size |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
731 |
Yes, mother, I'm giving it to him, but we're not adding it to the list. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
732 |
From the north face of Mount Sinai |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
733 |
If they don't follow those, give this to Noah, okay. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
734 |
....and all I ask is 10% of all sales. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
735 |
Or, I've got a nice fruitcake if you'd prefer. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
736 |
Don't worry. The shipping is free. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
737 |
What, you don't like my robe? |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
738 |
Number 11: Thou shalt not . . . Oh, forget it. Just put on a sweater, okay? |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
739 |
Oh, and, before I forget, could you do me a solid and pass this along to Jacob? |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
740 |
But are you sure global warming is real? |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
741 |
No, what I said was that I`m too OLD for all this. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
742 |
Oh God, not another Christmas sweater. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
743 |
Try it on. I made it from those new "miracle" fibers. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
744 |
Oh, and one more... "Though shalt not put wool sweaters in the dryer,." |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
745 |
And the Lord God said unto him, "Moishe, take a little sweater, you shouldn't catch a chill." |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
746 |
It's warmer than a burning bush. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
747 |
Here, this will help you warm up to the rules. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
748 |
Gosh. Patagonia is everywhere. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
749 |
and thou shalt not catch thy death of cold, climbing a mountain dressed like that! Thus spake thy mother. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
750 |
Yes, cashmere is kosher. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
751 |
It's water-proof. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
752 |
It gets cold in the desert at night. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
753 |
What was that about a cold day in hell? |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
754 |
It will be a cold day in hell before I can follow all ten of these. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
755 |
One last hand-me-down. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
756 |
Mom's cold. Just put it on. |
1.2593 |
0.08437 |
54 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
757 |
Try this on, I swear to Me it'll fit. |
1.2593 |
0.07563 |
54 |
43 |
8 |
3 |
758 |
Some of them won't listen until hell freezes over. |
1.2593 |
0.08012 |
54 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
759 |
It's chilly at night in the desert. |
1.2593 |
0.06574 |
54 |
41 |
12 |
1 |
760 |
#11: thou shalt not have machine-washed this. |
1.2593 |
0.07086 |
54 |
42 |
10 |
2 |
761 |
Finally, a little something from my wife. |
1.2553 |
0.07735 |
47 |
37 |
8 |
2 |
762 |
Finally, Moses, something for that cold day in Hell when the Law is embraced. |
1.2549 |
0.08786 |
51 |
43 |
3 |
5 |
763 |
I left it in the dryer too long - see if it fits. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
764 |
..and wear this next visit, Moshe. Burning bushes don't grow on trees. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
765 |
Expect an icy reception. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
766 |
Behold the original hand-me-down. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
767 |
Thank you Lord but I asked for peace, not fleece. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
768 |
I just finished it. If you don't like it, you don't have to wear it. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
769 |
Abraham gave this to me and it shrunk in the wash--maybe it'll fit you? |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
770 |
By the way, I know it's a little early, but Merry Christmas. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
771 |
Oh, is there a climate change! |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
772 |
Old, I said. Not cold. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
773 |
It's a cold day in hell. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
774 |
No! I said, 'Thou shalt knit. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
775 |
Your mother said you might need this because of the cold. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
776 |
Oh and if you get a minute can you also drop my sweater off at the cleaners |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
777 |
On second thought, take this instead. It's much more practical. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
778 |
Thous shalt not dry clean. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
779 |
How thoughtful, and it's not even Christmas. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
780 |
Is that one of my lost sheep?! |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
781 |
Honor thy mother by putting on a sweater before thou catches a cold. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
782 |
Sorry, my hands are full. |
1.2549 |
0.08328 |
51 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
783 |
And would you drop this off at the cleaners. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
784 |
That was clumsy. He's fallen out. |
1.2549 |
0.08786 |
51 |
43 |
3 |
5 |
785 |
And tell Jebediah if he makes another idol I'm taking his sandals too |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
786 |
I'm starting this thing called "Winter." You're gonna need it. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
787 |
In case of chilly reception |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
788 |
Maybe he only had ten, but I'm just getting started. Now put this on, you'll catch your death. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
789 |
You might also consider a decent pair of shoes. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
790 |
Oh and Bubeleh, you look a little cold. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
791 |
And if you take all 10 commandments I’ll throw in this fabulous wool-knit sweater! |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
792 |
Gonna need this, the US has abandoned the Paris Climate Accord |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
793 |
The Valley of the Shadow of Death gets cold at night. |
1.2549 |
0.07843 |
51 |
41 |
7 |
3 |
794 |
I got this at Old Testament Navy. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
795 |
No thanks. I'll just take these two tablets and call you in the morning. |
1.2549 |
0.06163 |
51 |
38 |
13 |
0 |
796 |
Does this mean I am not going to hell? |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
797 |
Thou shalt not catch a chill. |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
798 |
Think of it as the ultimate hand-me-down |
1.2549 |
0.06770 |
51 |
39 |
11 |
1 |
799 |
Listen to your mother! The desert gets cold at night. |
1.2549 |
0.07326 |
51 |
40 |
9 |
2 |
800 |
Thou Shalt Honor Casual Fridays. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
801 |
Why do I always get the hand me downs? |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
802 |
Just because you're made in my image doesn't mean we wear the same size |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
803 |
This is not a commandment. It's just a suggestion. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
804 |
You'll need this. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
805 |
Lord, I asked that you give me real shoes. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
806 |
...and Eleven: Thou shalt gently wash with like colors. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
807 |
Does this look white and gold to you? I see black and blue. |
1.2500 |
0.08630 |
52 |
44 |
3 |
5 |
808 |
No thanks, the burning bush is enough. |
1.2500 |
0.06063 |
52 |
39 |
13 |
0 |
809 |
By the time all peoples adhere to those rules; you will need this. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
810 |
Amazon Prime?! |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
811 |
Appreciate the helping hand, but it's a cold day in hell, not here. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
812 |
Bring them something they'll actually use. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
813 |
...and this one's more of a suggestion, but I'd like you all to wear Team God sweaters. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
814 |
Do you see Black and Blue or White and Gold? |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
815 |
You maybe a jealous God, but you really are quite thoughtful, as well. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
816 |
Thou shalt give this present to family members every year and it shalt be begrudgingly received. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
817 |
Thou shalt layer. |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
818 |
I know I said Sunday was the day for rest but I got bored and made you a sweater. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
819 |
With 10 you get a free gift! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
820 |
Congratulations Moses, you have enough points for free delivery. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
821 |
Those aren't my colors. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
822 |
You don't like this rainbow jacket? |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
823 |
this is a request, not a caption: please resist irony and toss all the 'antisemitism lite' captions (e.g., god as Jewish mother worrying that Moses doesn't know how cold the desert gets at night). |
1.2500 |
0.08630 |
52 |
44 |
3 |
5 |
824 |
Take this sweater and two tablets and call me in the morning |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
825 |
That was a typo. It's covet, not cover. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
826 |
Your mother called. |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
827 |
Commandment 11: Always bring a sweater. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
828 |
Forget about leaving the desert. I give unto you, the shmata business. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
829 |
Can't I just warm by the burning bush? |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
830 |
Your grandma made this for you |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
831 |
Oh, and wear this so I can find you! |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
832 |
Of course I understand that this is a big day for you bubby, but you shouldn't catch a death of a cold God forbid |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
833 |
Your mother worked very hard on this sweater |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
834 |
It's hand of god made. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
835 |
A free gift with every tenth Commandment! |
1.2500 |
0.06656 |
52 |
40 |
11 |
1 |
836 |
It's Adam's |
1.2500 |
0.08181 |
52 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
837 |
...and I made it myself. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
838 |
Hell is about to freeze over |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
839 |
Because I said so. |
1.2500 |
0.07706 |
52 |
42 |
7 |
3 |
840 |
Take it my son. It was my father's, and his father's before him. |
1.2500 |
0.07201 |
52 |
41 |
9 |
2 |
841 |
Are you hinting a chilly reception? |
1.2449 |
0.06207 |
49 |
37 |
12 |
0 |
842 |
You either wander for forty years, or you wear this ugly sweater...your choice. |
1.2449 |
0.08002 |
49 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
843 |
The Devil wears Prada, you need to wear Dolce and Gabbana. |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
844 |
I have a feeling I'll be out here for awhile. |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
845 |
You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together; unless of course it is a steal. Gaze upon this wool and linen sweater, purchased for only 8.99. |
1.2444 |
0.07216 |
45 |
35 |
9 |
1 |
846 |
Put this on the bush. |
1.2444 |
0.08502 |
45 |
37 |
5 |
3 |
847 |
Put this on. Your mother was worried that you'd catch a cold. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
848 |
Check out my visit with God! #rolandmouret pants #tomford sunnies, #hermesscarf #valentinorockstudheels #valentino |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
849 |
Honor thy mother and father - Put on your coat so you don't catch cold! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
850 |
'Consider it an early Christmas present' |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
851 |
I've got you covered. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
852 |
Oh and put this on to show that I'm making good use of those sacrificed sheep. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
853 |
Listen to God. It's going to get cold. |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
854 |
Take it. It gets cold in the desert at night. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
855 |
I appologize lord, but was itchy sweater the punishment for adultry or stealing? |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
856 |
I said I was "called"--not "cold"! |
1.2400 |
0.06737 |
50 |
39 |
10 |
1 |
857 |
I asked for a hoodie. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
858 |
I thought the golden fleece was the other guys. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
859 |
Number 11--Thou shalt not ignore climate change! |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
860 |
And thou shalt dress appropriately to the weather. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
861 |
Also, can you bring this to Aaron? He lent it to me like 3 months ago and I totally forgot about it. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
862 |
Oy vey, desert nights are cold. Bubbaleh, here, you take a sweater. Go on. You take it and you wear it. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
863 |
The eleventh commandment is written, “Obey Your Mother”. Now, put on sweater. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
864 |
They're enough of a hard sell without that prophet-of-doom look. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
865 |
Of course, Lord, no white jackets after Labor Day. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
866 |
I shall be thy Lord and you shall be my Taylor. |
1.2400 |
0.07318 |
50 |
40 |
8 |
2 |
867 |
Tell Cindy I love the colors, but it's too small. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
868 |
And here's something else from your Lord and tailor. |
1.2400 |
0.07856 |
50 |
41 |
6 |
3 |
869 |
Thanks, no, these are quite enough. |
1.2400 |
0.06101 |
50 |
38 |
12 |
0 |
870 |
A hoodie, Lord? Surely you jest? |
1.2400 |
0.08834 |
50 |
43 |
2 |
5 |
871 |
And as a bonus for being my first subscriber, you will receive this garment. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
872 |
You should take this; my son has outgrown it. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
873 |
Eleven: Thou shalt not pay full price at Banana Republic. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
874 |
Here, put this on, I'm cold. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
875 |
Do you have one that's waterproof? |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
876 |
And now for a suggestion. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
877 |
I thought you said global warming? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
878 |
Take the two tablets, put this on, and call me in the morning. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
879 |
Thou shalt obey thy mother |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
880 |
It'll be a cold day... |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
881 |
You shall not regift, but it's ok if I do. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
882 |
Thou shalt not chill. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
883 |
Take two tablets before bed-time and keep warm. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
884 |
Is it handmade ? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
885 |
My son, climate change will amaze thee. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
886 |
Listen to your mother. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
887 |
Did my mother call you? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
888 |
Here bubala, there might be a draft. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
889 |
Moshalet, you forgot your sweater |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
890 |
You'll need it later...take My word for it. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
891 |
Bless you. Put this on, take two tablets and worship me in the morning. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
892 |
You're going to need this. Winter is coming. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
893 |
You'll want this later -- trust me. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
894 |
And finally, thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
895 |
After 40 years of wandering the desert, I'm assuming you're sample size. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
896 |
This won't work ,I don't have any pants |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
897 |
... and start making these with the lambs' wool. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
898 |
And on the 8th day there was a fuzzy sweater, and it was good. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
899 |
In case you get a chilly reception. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
900 |
Come back tomorrow, I'll give you some pants..... |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
901 |
You wear it to honor your mother. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
902 |
It's not a commandment just a strong suggestion. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
903 |
I'm good. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
904 |
Oh, and here's something nice for your wife. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
905 |
Take two tablets and wear this in the morning. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
906 |
Sorry, no. I only wear clothes made in America. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
907 |
Honor your mother; put this on. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
908 |
God, the Mother. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
909 |
I dont think I can fleece this flock again |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
910 |
Moses, go down and read all the people my commandments, and then give this to Barak, he's been pestering me for months. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
911 |
I told you to wear your sweater if you were coming up here! And where are your galoshes? |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
912 |
I believe in science! |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
913 |
I got this for christmas. It’s really nice, but kind of itchy. You want it? |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
914 |
...and if you purchase both tablets, you get a complimentary hoodie. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
915 |
Wrong Mountain |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
916 |
Take this because it will be a cold day in hell before you can get anyone to follow those rules |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
917 |
Please return it when the earth starts warming. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
918 |
Try this on. Jesus & Muhammad don't value Luxury Egyptian Cotton |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
919 |
Trust me, you'll need this for the eclipse. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
920 |
This is Ararat. You want Everest. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
921 |
It's an eleventh one from your mom. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
922 |
Snow's on the way. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
923 |
I'm not that cool any more. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
924 |
Thanks, but I really need sunglasses. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
925 |
But wait, there's more! |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
926 |
Or I have a staff you can turn into snakes. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
927 |
And especially remember the 11th. Thou shalt be prepared for climate change. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
928 |
Honor thy mother, who said to wear this. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
929 |
Number 11: Don't forget your sweater. |
1.2340 |
0.06243 |
47 |
36 |
11 |
0 |
930 |
...and take this too, it really works with the Birkenstocks. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
931 |
I forgot to add 'Thou Shalt Not Wear Polyester' |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
932 |
Go down and tell the Israelites their mother says to bring a sweater. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
933 |
Put this on. It's heavenly. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
934 |
You might want this also. On the off chance that hell freezes over. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
935 |
Thanks but we've got the bush still burning below. We're all good. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
936 |
Take this. The reception may be a little chilly. |
1.2340 |
0.08716 |
47 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
937 |
You can discard the Tablets they are available in paperback now |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
938 |
I know I don't have a son yet, but it's December 25th and you'll appreciate this someday. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
939 |
You'll thank me when you get to Oregon. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
940 |
First thing's first: Thou shalt look fabulous. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
941 |
Finally, thou shalt not go out in the cold without a sweater. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
942 |
Thou shall not wear white after Labor Day |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
943 |
Thou shalt not say I never gave you anything. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
944 |
11. Thou shalt be chic. |
1.2340 |
0.09232 |
47 |
41 |
1 |
5 |
945 |
I outgrew it eons ago. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
946 |
You should know..it's warming, not cooling ! |
1.2340 |
0.09232 |
47 |
41 |
1 |
5 |
947 |
Congratulations! As the first tablets customer, you get a free sweater. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
948 |
This is for when "hell freezes over". |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
949 |
Your mom thought you looked a little cold. You know how she worries. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
950 |
Come on, Moses. Two lousy tablets for one cashmere sweater. A bargain at twice the price. You're just going to break them anyway. |
1.2340 |
0.07581 |
47 |
38 |
7 |
2 |
951 |
And give this back to the Philistines. It's too small for me. |
1.2340 |
0.08168 |
47 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
952 |
This is from your mother...she said she's sorry for putting you in the basket in the water. |
1.2340 |
0.06944 |
47 |
37 |
9 |
1 |
953 |
Oh, and last but not least ... |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
954 |
Here. It's a schlep. |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
955 |
It comes as a bundled set. |
1.2326 |
0.07319 |
43 |
34 |
8 |
1 |
956 |
and with every 10 commandments you get a free windbreaker |
1.2326 |
0.08040 |
43 |
35 |
6 |
2 |
957 |
Do you have to in red. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
958 |
In the Old Testament we see that God's gifts get progressively better as the book goes on. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
959 |
He's still working on it. A little something warm while you wait? |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
960 |
On second thought, scrap that. Just do what your mother says. |
1.2292 |
0.08011 |
48 |
40 |
5 |
3 |
961 |
Just a little something for the chill you'll receive when you present these commandments. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
962 |
Are you trying to tell me something? |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
963 |
Your Father had to take a call and asked me to help out. Did you get to the part about honoring your mother? O. K. So next is to put on clean underwear each day. Next, it couldn't hurt to call us once in a while. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
964 |
Made with one hundred percent sacrificial lambs. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
965 |
Number 4 was a typo. Change it to 'Remember the sweater, and keep it holy.' |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
966 |
I'm not sure how long this will take, and it gets chilly up here at night. |
1.2273 |
0.07873 |
44 |
36 |
6 |
2 |
967 |
Moses, it's a wrap. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
968 |
They're not gonna follow the rules we give them. If you want them to follow you, wear this. |
1.2273 |
0.07170 |
44 |
35 |
8 |
1 |
969 |
Unfortunately, I can't exchange it if it's not your size. |
1.2273 |
0.08518 |
44 |
37 |
4 |
3 |
970 |
You may need this for another plague I'm planning. |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
971 |
And for number 11, you really need to start dressing sensibly. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
972 |
You should expect a cold reception. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
973 |
In all this excitement, I almost forgot your birthday! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
974 |
The origins of the First Ugly Christmas Sweater. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
975 |
I was hoping for pants, my Lord. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
976 |
I want you to keep nice and warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
977 |
These messages brought to you by Pantagonia. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
978 |
Mom? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
979 |
And finally, here's a divine little number that Zipporah will adore. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
980 |
And then God said, "Let there be cashmere" |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
981 |
I distinctly remember ordering it in blue. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
982 |
Lucifer keeps sending Gabriel clothes he knows won't fit without wing holes, but the sweater is yours if you want it. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
983 |
It's nice, but I think I'll take the everlasting life. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
984 |
This one's just a suggestion... |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
985 |
And look what else I made. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
986 |
What do you mean, 'Winter is coming'? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
987 |
No! I said, 'Thou shalt knit. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
988 |
You never know. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
989 |
Your Mom said you need this. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
990 |
Our brand sponsor wants you to wear this. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
991 |
Your mother said for you to wear this. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
992 |
40 years is a long time - I don't want you to catch a chill. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
993 |
Let there be fashion. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
994 |
When you go with the complete set, you get a free t-shirt. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
995 |
If you can sell those, you can sell these |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
996 |
Honour thy mother... |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
997 |
Add just one more. Eleven: Thou shalt not go outside without a sweater and galoshes. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
998 |
Thou shalt never wear poly cotton blend. |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
999 |
. . . Change into this, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1000 |
Here! And for my sake, put some pants on! |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1001 |
The truth is, on the seventh day I knit. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1002 |
Remember the moth, who maketh it holy. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1003 |
And for an additional $4.99, I'll throw in this one-of-a-kind sweater. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1004 |
You'll need this coat of mail when they see the one about adultery. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1005 |
Does it come in a covet blue? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1006 |
Take these gifts. They will allow human kind to someday develop a judicial system and pants. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1007 |
...I said cashmere. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1008 |
Thou shalt not pay full retail for sweaters. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1009 |
Do you have something a little more Goddish? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1010 |
And this is just more of a suggestion. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1011 |
Well, it might just freeze over before I give you an answer. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1012 |
It can get chilly in the desert at night. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1013 |
Oh! I almost forgot! I knitted this myself. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1014 |
The return shipping label is on your left. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1015 |
Even I can't avoid shrinkage. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1016 |
And here's your bonus gift. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1017 |
... No. 11 - Thou shalt dress in layers ... |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1018 |
Thou shalt not wearest this around the neck, only tied around the waist. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
1019 |
Hey Moses -- "It's cold up here". Realized I forgot one commandment.... "Thou shalt offer warmth to thy neighbor" |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1020 |
churchy words will not keep you warm this winter. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1021 |
It's from Grandma Moses. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1022 |
Consider it one more hand me down! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1023 |
Customers who bought this also bought... |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1024 |
Not mine. Might be Joseph's. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1025 |
Here, put this on. It'll make you look less crazy. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1026 |
It's part of our new Prophet line. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1027 |
You might need this - I'm anticipating a chilly reception. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1028 |
Here forecast is rain for 40 days |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1029 |
Don't expect a warm reception. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1030 |
but wool gets really itchy in the desert; got anything in cotton? |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1031 |
Thou shalt not machine dry thy wool garments. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1032 |
Thou shalt not re-gift. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1033 |
I'm about to change the weather. |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1034 |
You should see the credit on your tablet in the next billing cycle. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1035 |
What do you mean it's too 'gay'? |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1036 |
... and your mother added, 'thou shalt not forget thy sweater in Egypt!' |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1037 |
She doesn't want you should catch cold. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1038 |
Moses to God: "Let my people sew" |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1039 |
Your mother wants you to put this on. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1040 |
This will come in handy around 5819... |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1041 |
Yes, it IS a commandment. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1042 |
Trust me, you'll need it for Christmas. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1043 |
Tell thy neighbor's wife to wear this. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
1044 |
Number 11: Thou shall be prepared for a Trump nuclear winter. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
1045 |
Tempted? You are. I can tell. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1046 |
Take the sweater, Moses. The reception is gonna' be frosty! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1047 |
Do you have that in a large? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1048 |
I'm not Joseph, I'm Moses. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
1049 |
I'm planning a snowstorm next week. |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1050 |
Put it in the Goodwill pile. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1051 |
Don't argue. It gets very chilly in the desert at night. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1052 |
Take the sweater. If the walk to the promised land takes longer than you think , you'll thank me for this later. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1053 |
I meant to give this to Adam, but he left earlier than I thought. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1054 |
If they don't buy the commandments, bring them up the mountain and sell them sweaters! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1055 |
Since nobody claimed it in forty days, it's yours. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1056 |
For when Hell freezes over. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1057 |
It's time. Hell's freezing over. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1058 |
OMG, it's perfect! |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1059 |
I only had room for ten, but just remember it's dry clean only. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1060 |
Don't expect a warm welcome down there |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1061 |
What hath God knit? |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1062 |
I do and do and do for you kids. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1063 |
Next, thou shalt not chill. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1064 |
No, I'm not commanding you. I'm just suggesting. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1065 |
"Yes thank you, it is Devine and I knitted it myself". |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1066 |
How about a solid in a V neck? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1067 |
Desert schmesert. It still gets cold at night. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1068 |
Oh good Lord, just what I don't need...another hand-me-down! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1069 |
On a lighter note, I have really improved my knitting skills. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1070 |
11. Trust Amazon for fast delivery |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1071 |
A request from your mother. She says, 'bushes don't burn forever, ya know!' |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1072 |
Take this, it won't be a warm reception. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1073 |
Fine! It was just a suggestion. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1074 |
Proof that God is a Woman. Actually a Jewish Mother |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1075 |
Thanks, but what is your return policy? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1076 |
Ten is as low as I can do; but I will throw in a cashmere hoodie. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1077 |
Talbots? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1078 |
Wow, Amazon has really stepped up their game. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1079 |
Somehow I always envisioned You as left-handed. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1080 |
So you really can't control the weather? |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1081 |
It is the right size, trust me. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1082 |
... this sweater, chicken soup, and for heaven's sake, would it kill you to wear some warm socks, |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1083 |
Oh, and thou shalt knit. |
1.2222 |
0.08927 |
45 |
39 |
2 |
4 |
1084 |
One more thing, if you run into a guy named Joseph, please give him this. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1085 |
Also, can you give this to Miriam? She left it at my place... |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1086 |
Here, take this and give me those back. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1087 |
And your mother wanted me to give you this...just in case. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1088 |
It's kevlar. You may need it. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1089 |
It's waterproof. Don't ask why. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1090 |
One more thing - Honor thy mother and wear your sweater. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1091 |
Because I told you, if you keep parting seas in nothing but a robe, you're going to catch a cold. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1092 |
To wash, lay flat on two stone tablets. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1093 |
The other Israelites will laugh at me. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1094 |
"It's a God given gift". |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1095 |
really? tablets, a sweater and a burning bush, they'll never believe me! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1096 |
Do you have that in a different colour? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1097 |
You know we're in the desert don't you ? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1098 |
I just remembered eleven. If you're going to go out in the cold, thall shalt put on a sweater. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1099 |
I said take 2 tablets AND put on a hoodie! |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1100 |
And now for the fashion commandments. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1101 |
Will I really need that in the desert? |
1.2222 |
0.06268 |
45 |
35 |
10 |
0 |
1102 |
Well, it's more of a suggestion. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1103 |
Take the two tablets and wear this. You'll feel better in the morning. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1104 |
What, so only mothers worry? |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1105 |
Ten Commandments and a bit of advice, it's cold up here. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1106 |
Don't worry. It's flame retardant. |
1.2222 |
0.07027 |
45 |
36 |
8 |
1 |
1107 |
Thou shalt not put this in the dryer. |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1108 |
Next topic: sins against fashion. For example, . . . |
1.2222 |
0.08342 |
45 |
38 |
4 |
3 |
1109 |
I used to make women as gifts but that didn't turn out so great. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1110 |
It's hand made. |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1111 |
and you thought I forgot your birthday |
1.2222 |
0.07713 |
45 |
37 |
6 |
2 |
1112 |
On second thought can you make it a wetsuit? |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1113 |
I can get a better selection plus free shipping from Amazon Prime. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1114 |
Is there a matching yamaka? |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1115 |
Moshe, Moshe, how many times I've told you? Midout a sweater, out you don't go. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1116 |
The Lord giveth and the Lord exchangeth. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1117 |
While we're at it, here is another hand-me-down. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1118 |
Take two tablets before bed and keep warm. |
1.2174 |
0.08744 |
46 |
40 |
2 |
4 |
1119 |
Is this another "hand me down"? |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1120 |
Robes are so last year. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1121 |
The original Jewish grandmother. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1122 |
Go on—it's cashmere. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1123 |
Moses decides between wandering in the desert for 40 years or wearing a cowl neck sweater. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1124 |
Look, Moses my son. Think of it as the 11th. When you're on a mountaintop, bundle up, or you'll catch your death. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1125 |
Toss in some trousers and we have a deal! |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1126 |
No: I meant thou shalt cover thy neighbor's ass. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1127 |
Divine insulation. |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1128 |
You'll be honoring your Mother if you wear this... |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1129 |
Oh sure, I'll just tell the masses I traded the commandments for a hoodie. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1130 |
Virgin wool you say....! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1131 |
Thanks, but I don't think I need that where I'm going. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1132 |
Of course, we will follow each and every Commandment to the letter, sweater God. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1133 |
Just put it on. I wouldn't want that you should catch a cold before such an important event. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
46 |
36 |
10 |
0 |
1134 |
I don't care if I ordered it online--that's not the right color! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1135 |
Your mother told me to give you this. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1136 |
Thou shalt knot, you nit! |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1137 |
Does that come in plaid? |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1138 |
Thanks, God. You too -- you could put on your gloves. |
1.2174 |
0.07558 |
46 |
38 |
6 |
2 |
1139 |
It's all yours. And you can keep the rocks. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1140 |
Merry Christmas! |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1141 |
There’s nothing wrong with it—I just washed it in hot. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1142 |
Ya know, God, I could really use a compass instead. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1143 |
Then God delivered the eleventh commandment, 'thou shall dry clean only.' |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1144 |
Son, I knitted this for you, incase you feel like staying on top of the mountain for a little longer; a little kugel, a little schnapps --- We'll talk... |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1145 |
... but you have to 'own' it |
1.2174 |
0.06890 |
46 |
37 |
8 |
1 |
1146 |
Expecting a chilly reception, are we? |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1147 |
Buy 10, get 1 free. |
1.2174 |
0.08173 |
46 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
1148 |
Just a plug for my heavenly Fall collection |
1.2128 |
0.07410 |
47 |
39 |
6 |
2 |
1149 |
No? Fine then. But if you shiver and drop the tablets, do you really want to see what I'll do? |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1150 |
Thank you LORD, I know I'm asking alot, but if I don't bring my wife back something from every trip there's hell to pay! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1151 |
Thou shall not pay retail for garments. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1152 |
Finally, the alt-right can believe in global warming! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1153 |
...for the desert hath chill in the night. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1154 |
Oh, Mom! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1155 |
And return this, my Son thinks the stripes my him look Fat! |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1156 |
It's called Merino wool. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1157 |
Thou shall not wear solid white after Rosh Hashana. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1158 |
You left this on a chair in the restaurant by the Red Sea. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1159 |
In addition to this covenant I've inscribed in stone for the the whole of mankind, I also knitted you this lovely pique wool-silk sweater with ribbed neckline, cuffs and hem. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1160 |
No thanks; the burning bush is warm enough. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1161 |
The forty days aren't so bad, it's the forty nights, here. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1162 |
Break any of the commandments - you won't be needing a sweater. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1163 |
Here you go Moses. I told you it would be a cold day in hell before a Trump became a President. Well, sorry friend, I was misspoken. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1164 |
Maybe it'll go over better if you wear the sweater. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1165 |
Put this on, you're liable to get a chilly reception with those tablets. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1166 |
Take it. It may get cold in the desert. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1167 |
Perhaps a little something for the wife, too, would be in both of our best interests. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1168 |
Oh, and give this to Morty. He looks cold. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1169 |
Just trust me. You're going to be spending a lot of time in the desert, and the nights are cold. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1170 |
Where your going you won't need this. |
1.2093 |
0.09149 |
43 |
38 |
1 |
4 |
1171 |
Take this, you can expect a chilly reception. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1172 |
...So you shouldn't catch a chill when the bush shuts off at sundown... |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1173 |
It's cold, so your mother added an eleventh Commandment. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1174 |
You're going to get a cold reception. You'll need it |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1175 |
Mount Sinai can get chilly at night |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1176 |
On second thought, I'll take the sweater! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1177 |
I wanted a coat of many colors. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1178 |
The Gap was having an amazing sale. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1179 |
Whatever you do, don't get this wet. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1180 |
And the eleventh one--put this on so you don't catch cold. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1181 |
And this is for the chilly reception you'll be getting. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1182 |
They'll listen more if you tell them Yeezy made this. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1183 |
Trust me, your reception upon return may be a little chilly. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1184 |
You'll need this. Things might take a while. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1185 |
On the seventh day, I knit. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1186 |
Aren't REI dividends the best, Mo? |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1187 |
Winter is coming. #GoT |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1188 |
And thus, Jebediah was prepared for the annual ugly Christmas sweater contest |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1189 |
I'm thinking of having an ice age |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1190 |
Here. The reception you'll get will be a little chilly. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1191 |
Oh, God. Haven't you heard? We're gonna make it hotter! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1192 |
Hand me downs. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1193 |
…5. Honor your father and your mother: Wear a sweater. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1194 |
Your mother's cold - put on a sweater |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1195 |
Thou shalt not warm the globe. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1196 |
When you find Waldo give him this sweater. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1197 |
Seek, and ye shall find Waldo. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1198 |
And drop this off at the cleaners on your way down. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1199 |
Moses, dear, of course I'm a woman. Now, don't drop those and - here - take this... the desert gets cold at night. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1200 |
What? So there is a hand coming from clouds now? |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1201 |
You need to be properly dressed if you're going to make a delivery! |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1202 |
Thanks, but your 10 commandments were more than enough, I really don't need a sweater |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1203 |
But I don't want a new image. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1204 |
You work in mysterious ways. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1205 |
You're going to get an especially chilly reception on number 7. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1206 |
You're going to get a pretty chilly reception down there |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1207 |
Then God said, "It's chilly, put this sweater on." |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1208 |
You might get a cool reception. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1209 |
Are the pants ready too? |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1210 |
Leave the shoes, take the sweater |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1211 |
Take this.... I embroidered them on the back. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1212 |
Isn't HSN several thousand years in the future? |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1213 |
Don't be a hypocrite, Honor thy Mother and put on this sweater. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1214 |
You'll need this. The desert gets cold at night. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1215 |
the 11th...dress for success |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1216 |
Wear this hoodie. Adultery is still on the list. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1217 |
Father, I'm losing support from urban millennials |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1218 |
No more burning bushes...you might need this! |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1219 |
It's a hand-me-down from Joseph. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1220 |
No Moses, I didn't say the "promised land", I said "Iceland". |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1221 |
Thou shalt also stay warm. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1222 |
I loved it but it was washed in hot water. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1223 |
I mean this with all the respect in the world ... but couldn't you have given me the coat first? |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1224 |
One more; Thou shall not tumble dry. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1225 |
Here's a sweater to go with those commpantments. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1226 |
You drive a hard bargain. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1227 |
And here's a little something from the wife... |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1228 |
And one more thing...so you don't catch a chill. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1229 |
I'm sure I asked for a cardigan. |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1230 |
Consider it the Eleventh Commandment. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1231 |
And wear woolens while sleeping at night. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1232 |
Are you trying to tell me something about climate change? |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1233 |
With each set of ten you get a free coat. |
1.2093 |
0.08522 |
43 |
37 |
3 |
3 |
1234 |
Good work, Moses. But you forgot Number 11: "Always bring a sweater." |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1235 |
Thou shalt wear a hoodie. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1236 |
Moses, you may need this after the crossing |
1.2093 |
0.07105 |
43 |
35 |
7 |
1 |
1237 |
Are you sure? This one is semi-formal. |
1.2093 |
0.06277 |
43 |
34 |
9 |
0 |
1238 |
Just hang on to it...it's small on me. |
1.2093 |
0.07846 |
43 |
36 |
5 |
2 |
1239 |
Take your tablets and remember to wear a jacket: its flu season. |
1.2051 |
0.07510 |
39 |
32 |
6 |
1 |
1240 |
I get it now, "Cover your neighbor's wife" |
1.2000 |
0.07338 |
40 |
33 |
6 |
1 |
1241 |
Your mother asked me to make sure you had brought a sweater. |
1.2000 |
0.08165 |
40 |
34 |
4 |
2 |
1242 |
Here is the deal: If your guys do a good job selling the world on the Ten Commandments, I will then choose them to start the schmatta business. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1243 |
It's from the Holy Lamb of God! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1244 |
Many are called but few are frozen. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1245 |
Is it cashmere?? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1246 |
Take this too. I may make it shpritz later. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1247 |
Yes! Is real! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1248 |
Take this, global warming won't be coming for a while. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1249 |
Think of it as a very early Christmas gift. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1250 |
So your saying I should bring a coat |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1251 |
Thank you Moses for spreading the word of my Commandments. I hope you're a size medium. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1252 |
This might help for those cold Canaan nights. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1253 |
While you're waiting for them to obey, stay warm! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1254 |
Mother Earth knitted it for you. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1255 |
I said shiva not shiver! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1256 |
And here's a little something for Aaron. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1257 |
Put it on, you're going to be here a while. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1258 |
So those 10 are from me, and your Bubbe says you should really wear a sweater or you'll catch a chill |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1259 |
Ma! Quit hovering! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1260 |
Quit micromanaging me! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1261 |
Thou shall update your look. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1262 |
It's a lot further from hell than you think. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1263 |
Wait, you want me to lead them where? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1264 |
Jesus is a medium. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1265 |
Hipsters are coming - you'll need to change. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1266 |
Thou shalt wear cashmere.! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1267 |
What were you expecting, a shawl? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1268 |
All transactions are final. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1269 |
You don't have to take it literally. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1270 |
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, put on a sweater!" "Who? |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1271 |
Waldo raptured; they'll never find him. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1272 |
Guess what's freezing over? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1273 |
Take these two tablets and dress warmly |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1274 |
I don't recall 'personal errands' being in the job description. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1275 |
#11: Thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1276 |
Don't forget your sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1277 |
Here, you might just get chilly reception. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1278 |
Thanks, Moses ... but you really didn't need to get me anything. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1279 |
You're not parting the sea wearing that! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1280 |
Wait! Add this to the other commandments. On chilly evenings, you should at least wear a sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1281 |
Here- You may get a chilly reception. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1282 |
Did you knit that yourself? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1283 |
And finally, thou shalt put on a sweater when it's cold. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1284 |
Thou shalt not get the sniffles. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1285 |
Stay warm - no point going down there at the moment. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1286 |
Thou shalt honor thy mother. Forget your father, he can't knit. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1287 |
Its either this or a burning bush. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1288 |
Here, take this. I'll look around for a pair of slacks for you. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1289 |
Honor commandment number five: Your mother tells me she wants you to wear a sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1290 |
Here, Moses, you may need this when you go back down and meet with a very icy reception. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1291 |
This must be yours. It's Egyptian cotton. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1292 |
They already think I'm borderline nuts, but wearing that in the desert will certainly confirm it. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1293 |
Spread the Word to Antarctica too." |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1294 |
God. I know you will provide for our needs; but, what's a sweater? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1295 |
But Lord, is that not a bit too chichi for a man of the cloth? |
1.1951 |
0.09383 |
41 |
37 |
0 |
4 |
1296 |
You'll need this for the cold reception you'll be getting. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1297 |
Moses, this is for you. Thanks for helping me out. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1298 |
For the press conference. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1299 |
And take this so thou shalt not chill. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1300 |
Put this on for your Twitter picture and make sure you say it's #Organic #FairTrade #Ethical cotton. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1301 |
What do you mean it's a steal? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1302 |
You don't have to add it, I just think it's a good idea. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1303 |
Because I worry about you. And no, that's not on those tablets! |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1304 |
Wait, there's one more. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1305 |
And this will be the Holy Garb. It will be called Lost in the Desert by Marc Jacobs. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1306 |
You're going to be wandering for forty years. What if you wander into Switzerland? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1307 |
I know I said "put off thy shoes from off thy feet," but put this on before you catch cold |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1308 |
It's cozy AND it has zippered compartments to hold your tablets. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1309 |
"Buy two tablets, get one free sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1310 |
ALSO, YOU'LL NEED THIS. GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1311 |
You don't need all those clothes where you're going! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1312 |
The desert can be cold at night. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1313 |
Thank you, Moses. I am sure He will grow into it. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1314 |
Seriously, Moses? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1315 |
Baby, it's cold outside. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1316 |
I got this online. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1317 |
Trust me. The desert gets cold at night. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1318 |
Trust me, you'll thank me later |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1319 |
And, remember, thou shalt not wear stripes with plaid. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1320 |
Okay, are you testing me on one of those, 'thou shalt not covet,' deals? |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1321 |
I'm about to do a big purge. See if this fits. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1322 |
Oh, it's just a hand-me-down, but isn't it divine? |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1323 |
Don't you make a version with a tablet pouch? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1324 |
...And your mother told me to make sure you wear this at night |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1325 |
I'll see what else we have in the back. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1326 |
I know I hit the rock, but it was self defense. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1327 |
Because I'm your Mother and I say you'll catch a chill. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1328 |
And here. Winter is coming. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1329 |
40 nights can get pretty cold. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1330 |
No, No. I said Number 7 is Thou Shalt Not Chill. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1331 |
C'mon, at least try it on. It's CASHMERE! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1332 |
Take this! You're likely to get a chilly reception! |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1333 |
I guess when you're a bad shepherd, you make woolen sweaters out of them. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1334 |
...and make sure Jacob gets this. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1335 |
_MOSES, THOU SHALT NOT BE COLD!_ |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1336 |
How do you return a gift from God? |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1337 |
...and finally, my thank you gift for delivering the commandments. I knit it myself. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1338 |
Enough with the bathrobe and slippers. Get dressed before you go to work. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1339 |
I know when it's going to rain Moses so just stop whining! |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1340 |
Moses, the wife thought you would convey my message better in a cardigan ! |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1341 |
Take this just in case; you might get a chilly reception. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1342 |
Sorry it is dull gray, Moische. I promised the one "of many colours" to Joseph. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1343 |
Honor your father and mother, take a sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1344 |
Try this coat of many colors. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1345 |
Take two tablets and call me in the morning. And wear this. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1346 |
Wrap up warm and take two tablets. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1347 |
When the fire on the mount is extinguished, you'll need a sweater. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1348 |
Behold, I thought you might like this, too |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1349 |
Trust me. Your reception will be a chilly one. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1350 |
God?? No! I am Amazon Prime. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1351 |
Expect a cold reception. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1352 |
How about this -- would you covet this? |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1353 |
Thou shalt not complain about a hand-me-down. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1354 |
And put some real shoes on, too. You'll catch your death wearing those things. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1355 |
Honor thy mother. She says it's chilly. |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1356 |
Sunday delivery now available with your Amazon Divine subscription. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1357 |
You may need this. It's going to be a chilly reception. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1358 |
what do you mean there are two more in Alaska ? |
1.1951 |
0.08709 |
41 |
36 |
2 |
3 |
1359 |
Those are for your people. and this is a lttle extra for you. You should wear it in good health.. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1360 |
Your mother says you should wear this. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1361 |
"No, no, not me-the clothes make the man". |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1362 |
Consider this more of a request. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1363 |
Take it! You get one free sweater with each pair of scrolls. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1364 |
Could you use this? My son is getting rid of his Christmas sweaters... |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1365 |
And ye shall call it mohair. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1366 |
Wait..., that's your answer to how we'll be out here??? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1367 |
No, it won't make you look fat. |
1.1951 |
0.06266 |
41 |
33 |
8 |
0 |
1368 |
Some of that may seem a little cold. |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1369 |
So, those predictions about global climate change are true, then? |
1.1951 |
0.07173 |
41 |
34 |
6 |
1 |
1370 |
And this is from the mrs. |
1.1951 |
0.07978 |
41 |
35 |
4 |
2 |
1371 |
BTW would appreciate a shout out #Godshoodies. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1372 |
Here, take this. You don't want to catch a cold in the desert bubula |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1373 |
I see a cool reception. You'll need this. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1374 |
Thou shalt dress in layers. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1375 |
They say it will be a cold day in hell when anyone follows these, but I have faith. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1376 |
And here's a little something I made for you at knitting club. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1377 |
I am the Lord thy Clothier. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1378 |
There's one more: always dress in layers |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1379 |
Here, now don't say I never gave you anything. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1380 |
I told Him, I said, "You forgot the most important one, 'Thou shalt dress for the weather,'" but does He listen--here, put this on--and sandals already? Who wears sandals up here, you think this is the beach? Now call me when you get back down-- |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1381 |
With all due respect, I prayed for a helicopter. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1382 |
Yes, winter IS coming. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1383 |
I found this in the mud room. You want it? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1384 |
I told you ordering with the tablets is the way to go. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1385 |
Today only get a free sweater with every two tablets ! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1386 |
"Here, take this too, in case you get a chilly reaction to my new edition of "Words to Live By"! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1387 |
And number eleven is more of a suggestion. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1388 |
And this is for the cold reception. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1389 |
Take the two tablets, put this on and call me in the morning if you don't feel better. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1390 |
It's a hand me down. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1391 |
You and the tablets should be prepared for a frosty reception. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1392 |
Thanks for bringing me something warm, these two tablets aren't helping my cold! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1393 |
Before we start, this sweater shrunk in the wash and I thought you might like it. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1394 |
Thou shalt not tumble dry. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1395 |
Wear a sweater. I'm your mother. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1396 |
Thou shalt not ignore fashion trends |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1397 |
I was starting a third tablet, but then I thought, "Who doesn't like comfy, two-tone, cable-knit sweater?" |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1398 |
Unwritten rule: Bring a sweater. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1399 |
You may need this. It'll probably be a cold day in Hell before they... |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1400 |
Adam wants you to have this. He says it's too small for his apple. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1401 |
And take this--it'll start a tradition. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1402 |
Moses, just do it for your mother. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1403 |
Dear Lord I pray you have some nice wooly socks to go with that |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1404 |
One more thing...no more complaints about hand-me-downs! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1405 |
Your Mom says “Wear a sweater if you are going to stand on mountaintops”. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1406 |
You'll need this schwag to sell it to the pagans. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1407 |
Oh God, not another one. |
1.1842 |
0.09126 |
38 |
34 |
1 |
3 |
1408 |
A hoodie? I asked for a moral compass! |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1409 |
'Consider it an early Christmas present' |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1410 |
I forgot number 11: "Thou shalt wear ugly sweaters on my Son's birthday." |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1411 |
What? You thought the burning bush would keep you warm? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1412 |
I wrote your birthday card on the back of the 10th. |
1.1842 |
0.09126 |
38 |
34 |
1 |
3 |
1413 |
I'm telling you- it looks like a bathrobe! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1414 |
# 11: Thou Shall Prepare for Climate Change. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1415 |
This is to help you with the chilling effect of that 6th commandment. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1416 |
You forgot "Thy Shall Not Catch Thy Death of Cold" |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1417 |
Wait. There's one more commandment. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1418 |
No, I'll keep the tablets. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1419 |
Mom wanted you to have this, too. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1420 |
Lo! Prime delivery. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1421 |
I honestly won't be offended if you don't like it. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1422 |
Take two tablets, put on a sweater, and call me in the morning! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1423 |
What if she already has one just like it ? |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1424 |
Then take this to the Woolites. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1425 |
I thought you were going to leave me out in the cold. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1426 |
Thou shalt not wash in warm water or tumble dry. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1427 |
Do you have time to post this on eBay for me? It is a Large. 10% miracle, 90% wool. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1428 |
Moses, Trust me. My ways are higher than your ways. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1429 |
Relax! This is pure wool. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1430 |
Wear it or I'll tell your Father! |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1431 |
And as a promotional gift for first-time subscribers... |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1432 |
Uh, that's a great offer too, Amazon, but for now I'll just take these commandments, thank you. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1433 |
Thou shall not freeze. Trust me, it's going to drop below zero tonight. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1434 |
I don't need a hoodie. What are you my father? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1435 |
That robe is so yesterday. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1436 |
P.S. Thou shalt not catch his death of cold. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1437 |
Last but not least, happy birthday. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1438 |
I KNOW YOU COVET THIS! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1439 |
Thous shalt not bear fleece witness against thy neighbor. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1440 |
I have to take this back because you coveted it but who wears a sweater in the desert? |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1441 |
And this is a "hoodie". It will be more popular than those commandments. |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1442 |
They'll never believe you if you're shivering. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1443 |
But if you don't wear this now, it'll take another 2600 years to catch on! |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1444 |
Here. After 40 days and 40 nights, you're starting to get a little ripe. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1445 |
Up next is this luxurious item, also two-for-one... |
1.1842 |
0.06373 |
38 |
31 |
7 |
0 |
1446 |
OMG, your tablet froze up on me. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1447 |
Is this the Hand-me-down of God? |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1448 |
Moses, you'll need this for the chilly reception. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1449 |
I'm giving this back because of the whole no stealing thing, but seriously it isn't your look |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1450 |
Take two tablets and I'll coat you in the morning. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1451 |
Take two tablets, stay warm ... and drink plenty of liquids. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1452 |
Linen tunics are so Old Testament. |
1.1842 |
0.08311 |
38 |
33 |
3 |
2 |
1453 |
Creation in seven days but this sweater took Me forever! |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1454 |
Thou shalt not be tempted by hip turtlenecks. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1455 |
And if you break one, thou shalt wear this uncomfortable turtleneck for forty days and forty nights. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1456 |
Get rid of those silly tablets. This is from Lands End and will last forever. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1457 |
Put those tablets down carefully before you try this on. I'm not giving you a third set. |
1.1842 |
0.07405 |
38 |
32 |
5 |
1 |
1458 |
A divine hand-me-down. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1459 |
Does turning in my work uniform mean what I think it does? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1460 |
Breaking news. Hell hath frozen over. Stay warm. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1461 |
God tempts Moses to add an 11th Commandment: "Thou shalt be grateful for hand-me-downs". |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1462 |
Two iPads, and now you’ve won a hoodie on eBay |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1463 |
One more commandment - no turtlenecks! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1464 |
Thou shalt wear thy sweater...because I said so! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1465 |
You're going to need this, too. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1466 |
Could you also return this to the shepherd boy on your way down? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1467 |
Are you trying to tell me something? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1468 |
Mom, I'm not cold. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1469 |
A little something extra for the grandchildren. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1470 |
Thou shalt not catch a chill. It's #11 but it didn't fit! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1471 |
The tablets I can handle, but a hand-knit sweater is going to be hard to explain, Ma'am. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1472 |
It isn't much... just, my way of saying thanks you for everything. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1473 |
Tell Delilah to cover up. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1474 |
This one is more of a 'thou shalt knit'. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1475 |
That's funny you looked like an XLG from here |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1476 |
Wow, Amazon has really stepped up their game. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1477 |
Thanks, Lord, for noticing my shivering, but I'm sure I'll be ok once I take these two tablets to reduce the fever... |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1478 |
Don't worry. I'll part the sea so it doesn't shrink. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1479 |
Trust me. The hoodie look screams leadership. It will be perfect for your presentation. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1480 |
Yes, I"m sure no one needs it up here. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1481 |
But what happened to Joseph?? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1482 |
Thou shalt not sweat the details. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1483 |
when i prayed about Trump following at least one of these commandments, is this your subtle way of implying "when hell freezes over"? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1484 |
And while you're at it, find out who this belongs to. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1485 |
Great job, Moses. Here's a little something for those cold nights in the Promised Land. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1486 |
Update thy wardrobe. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1487 |
Better put this on, because it'll be a cold day in hell before anybody obeys all of those! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1488 |
God, thou shalt not tempt me with designer labels. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1489 |
Be ready for a cool reception. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1490 |
This one's just a suggestion... |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1491 |
Follow my rules and be rewarded with Global Cooling. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1492 |
If Mr. Rogers wrote the 10 commandments |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1493 |
I don't want to be a noodge, but one last one: always bring a sweater in case it gets chilly. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1494 |
Now that you have climbed Sinai, I want you to go to the South Pole. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1495 |
Take this, you're gonna get a chilly reception! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1496 |
'And thou shalt wear no other hoodie but this.' |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1497 |
Yes! You WILL wear it! Remember how sick you got after getting your feet wet in the Red Sea!? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1498 |
Apparently I have too many things in the cloud. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1499 |
Thanks, Moses! You didn't have to get me something too! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1500 |
Oh Yeah….You shall wear a parka on mountain hikes. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1501 |
Autumn in Sinai gets a bit nippy |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1502 |
And the eleventh commandment: always bring a sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1503 |
It's for Fred Rogers. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1504 |
Thou shall not put cashmere in the dryer |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
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31 |
4 |
1 |
1505 |
You need more followers. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1506 |
Here, take this too. It's very comfy, but honestly - when am I gonna wear it? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1507 |
And put on this sweater before you catch your death. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
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31 |
4 |
1 |
1508 |
11. Thou shalt not leave home without a sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
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30 |
6 |
0 |
1509 |
Thou shalt not freeze your butt off. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1510 |
Honor your father AND mother, who worries it’s a little chilly on this mountain. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1511 |
You don't have to write this one down, but remember to wear layers. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1512 |
OH MY GOD! My mother sent that, didn't she! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1513 |
Thou shalt dry clean only. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1514 |
With every 10 Commandments you get a free hoodie sweater! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1515 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1516 |
Is that you, Amazon? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1517 |
I don't have room for #11. It's not my size anyway. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1518 |
Okay, I'll add number 11; "Though shall dress warmly." |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1519 |
You may get a chilly reception. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1520 |
A little something from the wife, to keep you comfortable over the next 40 years. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1521 |
It's: Thou shalt cover thy neighbours wife. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1522 |
Disobey and you won't need this in the afterlife. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1523 |
If you catch cold you're no good to anyone. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1524 |
You may get a frosty reception |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1525 |
You're "Hebrew," not "He-brrr." |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1526 |
And the 11th commandment is; 'Thou shall not wash the white & colored textiles together, in warm water, for the dyes will fade.' |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1527 |
Thou shalt not wear synthetic fabrics. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1528 |
Just in case the reaction is chilly. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1529 |
Please, its a cold walk back down Mt Sinai. Would it kill you to wear a sweater? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1530 |
Wear this, you'll get a cold reception when you get down the mountain. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1531 |
Put it on, for the reception may be quite cold. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1532 |
The robe is soooo 12th century BCE. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1533 |
Woah, I forgot the one about not enslaving people. Give the tablets back, and I'll give you this sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1534 |
Take a couple of tablets and keep warm. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1535 |
Thou shall not hipster |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1536 |
Moses, here's your Amazon purchase. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1537 |
Another successful same-day delivery courtesy of Deus Fed Ex Machina. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1538 |
Here... it could be cold down there. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1539 |
Your Mom called me. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1540 |
Perfect for cool desert nights and guaranteed for 40 years. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1541 |
Oh , and put this on . It's chilly up here. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1542 |
?If you won't wear socks, you could at least put on a sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1543 |
Here...You'll look wiser wearing this. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1544 |
#11 thou shall dress appropriately for the weather |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1545 |
Eleven: Thou shalt knit. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1546 |
Do you have my size in black? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1547 |
It's a little game I amuse myself with called Where's Moses? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1548 |
Take the two tablets, put on this sweater and call me in the morning if you're not a better person. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1549 |
Moses, here's something to keep you warm while I dictate the remaining 603 commandments. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1550 |
Ten Commandments...One Suggestion. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1551 |
But I only STRONGLY RECOMMEND you wear this... |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1552 |
...and positively no plaid this fall season! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1553 |
One more thing, the desert is a bit chilly in the evening. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1554 |
Thou shalt not get a sickness. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1555 |
And don't forget your vegetables! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1556 |
Since I haven't created Jeff Bezos yet. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1557 |
Oh, and number eleven, Be Prepared. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1558 |
Here. You're going to get a chilly reception down below. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1559 |
Proof God is a Woman. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1560 |
Deus ex helicopter parente. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1561 |
I'm not commanding you but you're gonna want it later |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1562 |
Yes, it's cold up here. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1563 |
Thou shall not wear hoodies with dress pants. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1564 |
But I already ordered it from Amazon |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1565 |
Oh, and thou also shall not wear that cloak with that tunic. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1566 |
Do you have anything in a medium |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1567 |
I left one out. 'Thou shall not freeze thy ass off.' |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1568 |
There may be a sudden change in the weather. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1569 |
Well, if it gets a little warm on your way down, then you can take it off. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1570 |
It's the thought that counts |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1571 |
And the 11th one, " You shall not return online items after thirty days." |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1572 |
#%~& autocorrect! That last one should be Thou shalt knit covers. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1573 |
Of course I knew your size! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1574 |
Here's your tablet order. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1575 |
Moishe honey, the desert gets cold at night. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1576 |
Oh, and your mother said to put this on. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1577 |
You're late. AND I pay for Prime. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1578 |
The tablets don't take effect for a while, so you'll need to keep warm |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1579 |
I didn't particularly covet this, but you might. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1580 |
OK, and on the third tablet, hashtag "#NewCasualMenswearLine." |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1581 |
Thine people shall do particularly well in the schmatte trade. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1582 |
Take it! My mother wants you should be warm. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1583 |
Here. We can't have you catching cold. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1584 |
Here's a hoodie in case they don't agree. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1585 |
I hope this isn't a commandment because I'm allergic to wool. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1586 |
Sorry, here is your sheep back. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1587 |
Oh thank God, I was hoping for a hoodie. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1588 |
This no longer fits me, would you like it? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1589 |
Try wrapping them in this sweater, less likely to break. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1590 |
Some day Amazon will deliver this way. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1591 |
Not now can't you see my hands are full! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1592 |
THOU shalt not steal...but look what I swiped! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1593 |
Your mother made this for you. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1594 |
I guess you're not kidding when you say my chances to sell these are as likely as a cold day in Hell. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1595 |
... and this is how "Take a sweater it's cold outside" became the 11th commandment |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1596 |
Take this sweater for your cold and then there is no need to take the tablets. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1597 |
Here's your Lands' End order. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1598 |
Take this sweater and shove it directly up your ass. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1599 |
And finally, thou shalt not be chilly |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1600 |
This is for the cold reception you’ll be getting. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1601 |
Sure I like your new drone delivery service! Can we try it out next with these heavy tablets? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1602 |
Bubbe was worried you might catch a cold. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1603 |
Your grandmother just wanted me to give it to you. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1604 |
Before eclipse glasses there were deity sweaters. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1605 |
Use this until we invent a tablet case |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1606 |
Nice. I'm still doing the ice age though. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1607 |
- What sayest thou prophet? - My lord! That look is sooo last deluge. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1608 |
Just in case you get a chilly reception... |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1609 |
Put this on, winds up here will kill you. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1610 |
From the hands of L.L. Bean |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1611 |
Thou shalt not freeze thine arce off on this mount. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1612 |
Next time you're not wandering in the desert. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1613 |
Remember the line on honoring your father AND mother? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1614 |
Thou art going to be on a mountain top for 40 days and 40 nights, and you thought a robe and sandals were going to cut it? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1615 |
Your mother commands you to go forth with your sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1616 |
Oh, and you also get a gift from Mother Earth. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1617 |
Take this, it's cold up here. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1618 |
... and the 11th Commandment is a required annual "Ugly Sweater Contest. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1619 |
Jeff Bezos said you have prime. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1620 |
My Wife made this for you. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1621 |
Oh, hum, yes!! Tell Mrs. God I love it! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1622 |
Make this number eleven. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1623 |
Listen to your mother, it couldn't hurt. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1624 |
Thou shalt not catch thy death of cold. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1625 |
A cold day in hell is a possibility! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1626 |
Thou shalt not soak in hot water. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1627 |
Oh, one more, "Thou shalt not get a chill." |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1628 |
Now, now . . . your Heavenly Mother knows best. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1629 |
And then the Lord said unto Moses: "Thou shalt not dress unfashionably while carrying the commandments." |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1630 |
You think the robe is too casual? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1631 |
The mothers sent you this in appreciation. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1632 |
Your mother prayed, she's worried you'll catch cold up here. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1633 |
You've given me so many blessings, Lord, but could I trouble You for some khakis as well? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1634 |
Since when is there a law against dressing sensibly? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1635 |
It's going to get nippy. You'll need that sweater your aunt made for you more than a bunch of rules. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1636 |
And eleven, don't wear a hoodie. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1637 |
It's a cold road to righteousness. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1638 |
Take it...I know you're too busy to shop for your daughter's birthday. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1639 |
. . . and with each set of tablets you get a free gift. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1640 |
"Costumes" says this will make your face look more oval, more authoritative for the cameras |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1641 |
Ok fine, but it does say thou shalt not wear burkenstocks. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1642 |
Take the sweater, God knows it can get cold down there. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1643 |
Hey Mo, got this on Amazon. I think it's you. |
1.1667 |
0.09344 |
36 |
33 |
0 |
3 |
1644 |
Oh, I forgot to mention...on the Seventh Day, I knit. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1645 |
God's Jewish mother. |
1.1667 |
0.09344 |
36 |
33 |
0 |
3 |
1646 |
I'll trade you . |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1647 |
Does this make my butt look big? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1648 |
But God, stripes were so B.C. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1649 |
A long-sleeved hoodie - we're in the desert! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1650 |
Sweater in the hand of an angry God. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1651 |
You've heard from the Father, now let's hear from the Mother. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1652 |
It can get chilly in the wilderness. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1653 |
"Moses, don't forget, the cold parts of the world get the Commandments too. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1654 |
Put this on - I'll get a fire going. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1655 |
Love the color, but could you see if it comes in a 8-L ? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1656 |
Take this too, just in case you need to scare the crap out of them. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1657 |
The Eleventh Commandment: "Always dress warm," Moishie. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1658 |
Thank you, Dear Lord, but I actually requested a backpack! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1659 |
"On second thought, you guys can't handle the truth, give me those back and take this"! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1660 |
I didn't free you from Egypt so you could freeze in the desert. Take this sweater. It gets cold at night. Are you getting enough to eat? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1661 |
Don't try to change the subject. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1662 |
It's "Made in America". Trust me! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1663 |
There's supposed to be reindeer on this but you get the gist. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1664 |
Always a handout; never a hand up! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1665 |
Thou shall not wear that robe after Labor Day. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1666 |
And honor thy grandmother, too. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1667 |
I know, I know, #11, remember my sweater, even if it is holey. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1668 |
So, Al was right afterall? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1669 |
Now don't forget, thou shalt not wear horizontal stripes if though should get fat. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1670 |
My mother said you should put this on |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1671 |
Jordan, Oregon?! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1672 |
Number 11: No White After Labor Day. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1673 |
Don't forget the one about Labor Day. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1674 |
See if you can exchange it for a larger size. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1675 |
Anticipate a chilly reception to the one forbidding adultery. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1676 |
Could I have peace instead? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1677 |
Buying a heavily discounted item is not stealing. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1678 |
God I asked for a hand getting down , not a hand me down. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1679 |
Oh, and Mrs. God adds... |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1680 |
Moses' Eleventh Commandment 11. You Shall Change Your Garment Periodically |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1681 |
And here's a little something I picked up at the Goodwill. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1682 |
Each commandment broken is punishable by this itchy sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1683 |
It was buy two get one free |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1684 |
What, did you really think I wanted all the lamb chops? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1685 |
Thou shalt not wear holiday sweaters |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1686 |
Oh Lord, please let me sell one thing at a time. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1687 |
The 11th and 12th Commandments are: Wash in Cold Water Only and Do Not Spin Dry. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1688 |
It's called regifting. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1689 |
It comes with a forty-years-in-the-wilderness-or-your-money-back guarantee! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1690 |
Well, those are important and we'll get to them, but first I want you to learn to make these robes. We'll call our company Lord and Tailor and sell them to the Children of Israel. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1691 |
Thou shalt wear ugly Christmas sweaters. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1692 |
You know I love your look - but the focus group said we needed to soften things up just a bit. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1693 |
You should have listened to your mother. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1694 |
You need to war this; we've signed a sponsorship deal. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1695 |
You mean I'm not even warm? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1696 |
Ivanka asked if you would model this. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1697 |
Take it from me it's cold at the top |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1698 |
THAT'S what I get for the Egypt thing? Christ! |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1699 |
It comes with a 40 year warranty. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1700 |
She made this for you. Wear it. You don't want to anger her; trust me. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1701 |
Egyptian cotton, extra large, 7 shekels. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1702 |
Use this as your warm-up act. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1703 |
Don't make me get your father... |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1704 |
You may get a chilly reception so put this on. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1705 |
Wear this; you might get a cold reception. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1706 |
Mom, I told you I don't need a sweater! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1707 |
A sweater would be nice but, how about a ladder instead. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1708 |
No, it's not exactly a commandment, but you should always take it. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1709 |
Wear this, you may get a chilly reception |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1710 |
You might need to get their attention first. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1711 |
And after delivery, I recommend heading north for a while. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1712 |
Thou hast now seen the North Face of God. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1713 |
While you are selling them on the commandments, can you sell them on my latest product line? |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1714 |
And thou shalt not go outside into the cold without your sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1715 |
Thou shalt not commit a Glamour Don't. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1716 |
Thou shalt wear layers. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1717 |
I don't care if you're Moses with the Ten Commandments, you'll need a warm sweater out there. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1718 |
Mom sent this down. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1719 |
In a lapse of foresight, God stitched the eleventh commandment into a sweater. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1720 |
Thou shalt...layer up in winter? Why don't we start with 10 and see how we get on? |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1721 |
Thou shalt wear a hoodie. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1722 |
Oh, and we'd like you to descend in something from the new fall collection. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1723 |
I'll trade you this sweater for those two stones and something behind the curtain |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1724 |
Where's Waldo? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1725 |
Moses uses his new tablet to order ugly sweater from digital marketing cloud. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1726 |
And also, stop wearing robes... |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1727 |
Well, if you don't like it I'm not commanding you to wear it! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1728 |
Again: Just put down the damn tablets and put your parka on! |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1729 |
Father, Mother, whatever; just put this on before you catch your death in this breeze. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1730 |
We knitted it ourselves. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1731 |
If you don't break any of the 10 Commandments, then you win a free sweater! |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1732 |
If they obey those tablets, it's going to be a really cold day. So, you might need this. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1733 |
No. This part is from Amazon Prime. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1734 |
Believe me, you'll need it. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1735 |
The hand of god doesn't listen. I said I'm hot. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1736 |
And lo, to keep His children from catching cold, God bestowed on them the Parka of the Covenant. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1737 |
Thou shalt not wander in the desert without your jacket. |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1738 |
Oh and by the way, did somebody leave this behind in Baal Zephon? |
1.1667 |
0.07454 |
36 |
31 |
4 |
1 |
1739 |
No, it's not a commandment, just a really big favor. |
1.1667 |
0.06299 |
36 |
30 |
6 |
0 |
1740 |
I call it a 'hoodie', see if it catches on as 'wilderness wear'. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1741 |
I prayed for warmth, not an abominable fashion statement. |
1.1667 |
0.08452 |
36 |
32 |
2 |
2 |
1742 |
I thought you might be a little chilly, bubele. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1743 |
Number 11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1744 |
Be prepared for a chilly reception on that adultery issue. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1745 |
I heard Winter is coming. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1746 |
You forgot about the Ice Age, Moses... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1747 |
If you check the tag, it will say hand knitted with love by God ! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1748 |
You'll thank me later... |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1749 |
No more bushes? How about a match? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1750 |
I said code, not coat. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1751 |
Don't expect a warm reception. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1752 |
And you won't be needing this sayeth Al Gore |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1753 |
So you live in the desert. Can't desert people be stylish sometimes? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1754 |
That's so sweet. I got you a little something too. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1755 |
I told you it would be a cold day in hell... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1756 |
You may think you know it all, but, Bubbeleh, it gets cold at night, especially in the desert. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1757 |
...and you'll need this when Hell freezes over. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1758 |
Amazon now offers God instant delivery service for Tablets. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1759 |
I said I'm getting OLD waiting up here so long. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1760 |
Mom, can't you see I'am working? |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1761 |
Don't forget, thou shalt not let the naked go unclothed in the colder climes. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1762 |
Gimme that! Now no more covering thy neighbor's wife! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1763 |
They'll take you more seriously without the turtleneck. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1764 |
If God is cold, everyone wears a sweater |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1765 |
Whaddya think you are, a burning bush? Put it on. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1766 |
Yes, that will look great on Aaron. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1767 |
Satan got the pants. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1768 |
Because your mother said so! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1769 |
Take two tablets, bundle up and you'll feel better. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1770 |
Thou shalt put a sweater on! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1771 |
It's all about being camera-friendly. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1772 |
Your mother's cold - put on a sweater |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1773 |
When you have their attention, plug my latest creation. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1774 |
Yes Ivanka, I will also be sure to mention the new Fall Collection. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1775 |
Here's your miracle.....put it on and you'll stop shivering....don't drop the tablets! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1776 |
I had heard that the shepherd could not give his wool away in this darn heat. People seem to prefer man-made materials in the desert. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1777 |
I said, 'since 11 cannot fit...' Lord, not 'size 11 cable knit.' |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1778 |
It didn't fit. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1779 |
I'm tired of the burning. I might try the freezing. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1780 |
I said: "Thou shalt not covet with goat, not cover with coat!" |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1781 |
God forbid you should catch cold up here! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1782 |
I'm a big boy now, Mom. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1783 |
I'm expecting a cold reception for you. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1784 |
Trade you 5 commandments for a coat! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1785 |
The Handicraft of God |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1786 |
Covet or cover? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1787 |
No thanks, I'm still schvitzing from that burning bush. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1788 |
It call it Intelligent Design. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1789 |
Here, robes are so passé these days. Go forth with a more de rigueur hoodie. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1790 |
Humor me Moses. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1791 |
The Lambswool of God |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1792 |
...but most importantly, thou shalt not wear polyester in vain. |
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Just in case it DOES freeze over... |
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1794 |
The 11th Commandment: Never leave the house without a sweater (you can always take it off if it gets too warm). |
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1795 |
The invoice says large. |
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0 |
1796 |
get out of that shmata and put this on |
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1797 |
I know Christmas hasn't been invented yet, but here you go...it's cashmere. |
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1798 |
This is for the cold day in Hell when thou doth not break those commandments. |
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1799 |
No, I'm not Joseph. |
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0 |
1800 |
Whoa, you deliver for Amazon too? |
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1801 |
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THIS BARE-LEGGED WITH SANDALS |
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1802 |
....and, Thou shalt not wear a turtleneck. |
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1803 |
I said I was too old, not too cold...... |
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2 |
1804 |
Winter cometh |
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1805 |
If you're not going to wear a pair of decent shoes at this altitude, the least you could do is put on this sweater! |
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1806 |
If your mother knit it, you must wear it. |
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1807 |
Thou shall take this! I knit it myself, but big-shot Noah wouldn't take it and caught his death of cold in all that rain. |
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1808 |
Moses...leader of the Ant-size Semites, now fully understood their place on earth. |
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1809 |
But I already have a holey sweater. |
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1 |
1810 |
Also, thou shall not chill. |
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0 |
1811 |
The 11th commandment is "Wear a sweater at this altitude or you'll catch your death". |
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1812 |
I got this online. |
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0 |
1813 |
...because you'll probably get a chilly reception. |
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0 |
1814 |
The original "hand-me-down." |
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1 |
1815 |
Oh, Mom! |
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1816 |
The missing third tablet: five commandments to avoid fashion faux pas. |
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1817 |
I said take two tablets and stay warm, works for everything. |
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2 |
1818 |
Here, this will cover everything! |
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0 |
1819 |
You'll need this little sweater, for now is the winter of our discontent. |
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0 |
1820 |
... but watch them covet this. |
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1821 |
It's a suggestion. |
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1822 |
Is that your way of telling me to expect a chilly reception? |
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0 |
1823 |
Here, I've outgrown this, as well. |
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0 |
1824 |
It gets cold in the desert, you'll need this. |
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1 |
1825 |
This is weird. I'm not even chilly. |
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1826 |
And thou shalt wear a sweater when thy mother is cold. |
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0 |
1827 |
What do you mean it's going to rain for forty days and forty nights ? |
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0 |
1828 |
im in the desert ,yo |
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1829 |
Oh, and give this to Jason for me. Will you? |
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0 |
1830 |
You can have this fabulous hoodie, but only if you erase the 11th commandment, ya know, the one about hating gays... |
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1831 |
Ye shall see if this catches on |
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1832 |
Honor your father and your mother! |
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1833 |
Put this striped sweater on so you'll be easy to find if you get lost. |
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1 |
1834 |
But I don't look good in stripes! |
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0 |
1835 |
Thou shall not freeze in unholy places. |
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1 |
1836 |
Amazon Prime is getting really fast. |
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0 |
1837 |
Thou shalt be stylin'. |
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0 |
1838 |
So, at last, you remembered where I live...here, you might need a sweater...are you hungry, you look thin...have you eaten? |
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0 |
1839 |
Oh, my God, you shall not shiver. |
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1840 |
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THIS TO THE SYNAGOGUE --- A HOODIE IS NOT A YARMULKE! |
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0 |
1841 |
Amazon Prime continues to expand and improve delivery options. |
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2 |
1842 |
Wear this. It's chilly. |
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1 |
1843 |
Working holiday. |
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1 |
1844 |
Hipsters are . . . scratch, that. We'll just stick with the ten we've got. |
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1 |
1845 |
What? You didn't think you would need a sweater up here? |
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0 |
1846 |
Because it may get chilly when they read the bit about adultery. |
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0 |
1847 |
Enjoy it while you can. By 2020, people won't even know what a sweater is. |
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5 |
0 |
1848 |
You will need this for the reception you're going to get! |
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5 |
0 |
1849 |
Number 11, from you know, Mother Mary |
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5 |
0 |
1850 |
Ok, you can present those at the meeting, and here's a sweater,too. It's Casual Friday. |
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0 |
1851 |
Listen to your mother; wear a sweater! |
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5 |
0 |
1852 |
If you catch a cold, the tablets won't be enough. |
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1 |
1853 |
Ps. XI Don't catch a cold. |
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1 |
1854 |
If you're still trying to score with your neighbor's wife, give her one of these. |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1855 |
What about the "many colors"? |
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1 |
1856 |
Thou shalt avoid horizontal stripes, particularly in knitwear. |
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1 |
1857 |
Here. I know about coveting your neighbor's sweater. |
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0 |
1858 |
Thou shalt not buy retail. |
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1 |
1859 |
Belive me, its cold out there! |
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2 |
1860 |
And above all, ALWAYS bring a sweater. |
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1 |
1861 |
#11: Thou shalt not shiver. |
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1 |
1862 |
Those, and one request. |
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1 |
1863 |
I'm sorry you have a cold. I recommend you wear this jacket to stay warm, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
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1864 |
11. Thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater. |
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0 |
1865 |
It shrinks to size when exposed to sea water. |
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1 |
1866 |
Here...in case you get the cold shoulder. |
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2 |
1867 |
If she's wearing less than this and your eyes are on her, it's adultery. |
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0 |
1868 |
I said I was too OLD for this! |
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1 |
2 |
1869 |
11. Winter is coming. No need to write that down. |
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0 |
1870 |
I guess Amazon really does own everything. |
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1 |
1871 |
You're going to live forever, right? Here's a sweater for the chills you're going to get in the future, when some of these words are taken literally. |
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1 |
2 |
1872 |
You may be in for a chilly reception |
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3 |
1 |
1873 |
Did you order from Amazon Prime? |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1874 |
Mom says to put your sweater on.. It's cold down there. |
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1 |
1875 |
I understand. Thou shalt not manufacture in China |
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2 |
1876 |
I hopeth I got the size right. |
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0 |
1877 |
Uh,..... Do you have free return shipping? |
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1 |
1878 |
The "do not covet" part may lead to a chilly reception. |
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1 |
1879 |
Is this yours? Someone left it up here. |
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2 |
1880 |
You forgot number 11: Thou shalt not go out without a sweater. |
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1 |
1881 |
You won't need this, it's hot where your going. |
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2 |
1882 |
No thanks. I'm still toasty from the burning bush. |
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1 |
1883 |
Won't need that, thanks. Global warming, you know! |
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0 |
1884 |
Can't we just make 'Don't forget your sweater' the unofficial Eleventh Commandment? |
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1 |
1885 |
#11: "Thou shalt not touch the thermostat" |
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0 |
1886 |
Trust me, it can get cold at night in the desert. |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1887 |
The King of the Amazon needs you to sign for this on your tablet. |
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1 |
1888 |
One more thing: I know it's the desert, but it can get pretty cold at night for forty years, so . . . |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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0 |
1889 |
... and bundle up! |
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1 |
1890 |
Just in case. |
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1 |
1891 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife; but her sweater will help with the mountain chill. |
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1 |
1892 |
Desert schmesert. It still gets cold at night. |
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0.07689 |
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1 |
1893 |
Thou shalt not place your sweater in a dryer! |
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1 |
2 |
1894 |
I'll be back with a sleeping bag. |
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1 |
2 |
1895 |
Checkmate |
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0.06338 |
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5 |
0 |
1896 |
In case you get a chilly reception. |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1897 |
Hold this thread as I walk away. |
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33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1898 |
Does it breathe when wet? |
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0.07689 |
33 |
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3 |
1 |
1899 |
Also... Thou shalt not be chilly and forget thy hoodie. |
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1 |
1900 |
Our heavenly All Weather One-Color-Fits-All Turtlenecks are 20% off this weekend |
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1 |
1901 |
Do we really need another commandment just for thank you notes? |
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2 |
1902 |
You're gonna need a bigger coat. |
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1 |
1903 |
And finally, Thou Shalt Listen To Thy Mother When She Says It Gets Cold At Night. |
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1904 |
Here, the Red Sea gets windy this time of year. |
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29 |
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1 |
1905 |
You're going to need a higher mountain. |
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1 |
1906 |
I don't care what you think... it's really cold up here... |
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2 |
1907 |
You heard me wrong. I said "Come and knit." |
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2 |
1908 |
You're going to need this when hell freezes over. |
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1 |
1909 |
You are the J. Crew, after all. |
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1 |
1910 |
Just put it on; your mother is cold. |
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1 |
1911 |
If the plan doesn't work out you'll need to keep extra warm. |
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1 |
1912 |
This is for Aaron. |
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0 |
1913 |
Here, it couldn't hurt. |
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2 |
1914 |
Now I'll just have another phenomenon to explain. |
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1 |
1915 |
Trust me. The desert gets cold at night. |
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29 |
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1 |
1916 |
What do you mean, it gets cold in the desert at night? |
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1 |
1917 |
Stray, and you shall wear your mother-in-law's gift. |
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1 |
1918 |
And while I'm nagging, put a sweater on already! You're on top of a mountain, for God's sake! |
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2 |
1919 |
Do you have something more breathable? |
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1 |
1920 |
Global cooling? wtf |
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1 |
1921 |
The Ice Age cometh. |
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1 |
1922 |
Put this on. You can expect a chilly reception down there. |
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0 |
1923 |
Though shall not pill. |
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1 |
1924 |
Thou shalt be cozy. |
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0 |
1925 |
Hmm...How about we replace "Thou shalt not scratch thyself" with "Thou shalt not covet"? |
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1 |
1926 |
You admired it at that little boutique in Sharm El-Sheikh. |
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0 |
1927 |
Trust Me |
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2 |
1928 |
Jeff Bezos, "In the beginning." |
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1 |
1929 |
And the Jewish mother commanded: TAKE A SWEATER! |
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1 |
1930 |
Could you also return this to the store? It shrank after only one washing. |
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0 |
1931 |
Not until Hell freezes over |
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1 |
1932 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's fleece. |
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1 |
1933 |
My mother knitted it. |
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1 |
1934 |
It gets cold at night. |
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0 |
1935 |
Moses, of course I'm sure it's going to be chilly tonight. I create the weather. |
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1 |
1936 |
This one's just a suggestion, Moses: your mother worries. |
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1 |
1937 |
Thou shalt leave the thermostat alone and put on a dang sweater! |
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1 |
1938 |
If I know anything about mankind, you can expect a cold reception. |
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1 |
2 |
1939 |
I may have misread the burning bush. |
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0 |
1940 |
And one commandment from your mother.... |
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1941 |
Moses, you know the unwritten rules. When God gets cold, you have to put on a jacket. |
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2 |
1942 |
Just put a little alligator on it. Trust me. |
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1 |
1943 |
Moteleh, I have one more to add: take a sweater. |
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0 |
1944 |
It'll be a cold day in hell. |
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1 |
1945 |
Here are the Ten Commandments of Style--just kidding. What, you didn't think I had a sense of humor? Who do you think created humor? |
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1946 |
The unspoken 11th Commandment: "Honor thy Aunt - giver of ugly sweaters" |
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0 |
1947 |
This might look cute on you! |
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1 |
2 |
1948 |
Thanks Mo'she this sweater will keep you comfy. |
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0 |
1949 |
And if they break any of my commandments, they shall wear this itchy sweater as punishment |
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1 |
1950 |
It's free with your Prime order of ten commandments. |
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1 |
1951 |
I told you God was a Jewish mother. |
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0 |
1952 |
How do expect everyone to follow 10 Commandments when you broke your Mom's Golden Rule and forgot your sweater? |
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0 |
1953 |
Thou shall not ignore your mother when she says, "Better take your sweater." |
1.1515 |
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1954 |
It's not Technicolor, but it will have to do. |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1955 |
Feel free to substitute: Thou shalt wear thine aunt's darned sweater. |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1956 |
I picked it up on the 8th day. |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1957 |
Take it! No exodus will be led if you have a cold. |
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3 |
1 |
1958 |
thou shalt not be vain |
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2 |
1959 |
I'm cold. Put on a sweater. |
1.1515 |
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1 |
2 |
1960 |
Moishe, put this on or you'll catch your death. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
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2 |
1961 |
And no swimming for at least 30 minutes after you've eaten. |
1.1515 |
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29 |
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1 |
1962 |
Take it! That's an order! |
1.1515 |
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5 |
0 |
1963 |
Of course it will shrink! |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1964 |
The greatest of leaders also received help. |
1.1515 |
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3 |
1 |
1965 |
Be Prepared for the cold shoulder |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1966 |
It looks like it won't be long now. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1967 |
The desert is surprisingly cold at night, you'll need this. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1968 |
Your mother prayed that thou shalt not catch a cold. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1969 |
Your grandmother was insulted that you did not take this. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1970 |
My mother "created" this for you. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1971 |
Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not wear an ugly Christmas sweater! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1972 |
It's asbestos. And the tablets are clay. You'll figure it out. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1973 |
I am the Lord they God, now wear your sweater! |
1.1515 |
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1 |
2 |
1974 |
I made this one so it won't scratch. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1975 |
It's from Adam and Eve's latest fall collection. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1976 |
...and this came for you from Amazon. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1977 |
Women always steal your hoodies. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1978 |
Moses!!!! Take two tablets, put this sweater on and call me in the morning. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1979 |
I will not need this my Lord. Not with the global warming that is coming. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1980 |
Lord, make me an instrument of your fleece. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1981 |
Number 11 thou shall not covert global warming. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1982 |
With respect, I think "Dress in Layers" is more along the lines of advice. . . |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1983 |
Thou shalt dress appropriately. |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1984 |
Not yet, Lord. Christmas gifts come much later. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1985 |
It is mighty cold and lonely at the top. |
1.1515 |
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33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
1986 |
Number 10: “Thou shall not coat your neighbor’s wife.” |
1.1515 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1987 |
I might have to write about this a bit differently |
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0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1988 |
What's going to freeze over? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1989 |
11. No robes between ten and seven o'clock. |
1.1515 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1990 |
Here, I got it on clearance, it's an Ivanka Trump! |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
1991 |
Thank you for doing me this favor and here is a little something for you. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1992 |
I think eleven is rather a lot to ask. |
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29 |
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1 |
1993 |
You're going to get a chilly reception, take this too. |
1.1515 |
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33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
1994 |
Number 11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1995 |
Thou shalt not freeze |
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0.08835 |
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30 |
1 |
2 |
1996 |
Here put this on. I'll go see if I can find you some shoes. |
1.1515 |
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28 |
5 |
0 |
1997 |
Take the two tablets and call me in the morning. Oh, and to be on the safe side, wear a sweater to bed. |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1998 |
Oh, and thou shalt not make your mother cold just looking at you. |
1.1515 |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
1999 |
I'll give you two stone tablets for it and not a pebble more. |
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29 |
3 |
1 |
2000 |
On a cold night in the desert, Manna isn't enough. Have a hoodie. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2001 |
If you're all knowing, and can tell when I'm lying, why would you ask if I like the sweater you knitted for me. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
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30 |
1 |
2 |
2002 |
And here's a little something for Zipporah |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2003 |
I've also taken up knitting. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2004 |
I want to introduce you to the Holy Ghost. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2005 |
You wouldn't pull the wool over my eyes, would you? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2006 |
Give this to the first person who says, 'It'll be a cold day in hell when I obey the Commandments'. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2007 |
Here, take this, thou shalt be cold if you wander around the Mount. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2008 |
And on the Monday following the seventh day of creation God created a new look. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2009 |
At least have some style. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2010 |
Before you go, would you try this on? I'm knitting it for a friend about your size. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2011 |
Thou shalt not forget to bundle up in the cold, for lo, he who breaks this commandment will catch his death out there. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2012 |
You're going to get a chilly reception. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2013 |
I was going for more of a Hemingway look |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2014 |
With every ten commandments you purchase, you receive one angora sweater. Thanks but, what is angora? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2015 |
This is what I foresee for those Orthodox. Now beaver hats! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2016 |
Thou shalt prep for the grunge era. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2017 |
Nice to meet you Amazon, I'm Moses. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2018 |
I’ll just take the two tablets and call you in the morning. |
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0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2019 |
Don't be such a big shot, take a sweater. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2020 |
Please wear this so I can quit burning shrubs. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2021 |
Lose the bathrobe, Moses, you look ridiculous. No one will believe you dressed like that. Here. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2022 |
Wake me when he gets back from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2023 |
Take this sweater bubbeleh. The cold in the dessert at night, you don't need to get sick on your walk. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
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30 |
1 |
2 |
2024 |
#11-Thou shalt include a gift receipt. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2025 |
Here ya go, Mosie - yer gonna need this! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2026 |
The 11th commandment. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2027 |
Oh, right, you're the tablet guy, not the flood guy. My bad. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2028 |
'' Isaid ten uvem not denim''' |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2029 |
And though shalt dry clean only. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2030 |
Try my fruit of the loom pullover |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2031 |
I climb Mt. Sinai and all I get is this lousy sweater? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2032 |
No, no, no. I'm fine. The bush is warm enough. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2033 |
Though shall not covet, but being cozy is ok. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2034 |
Thou shalt cover up because it gets chilly at night in the desert |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2035 |
What? With all the hail, locusts, and cattle disease, at least you'll keep warm. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2036 |
Sometimes I just get a wild hair, M, and like to mess with the weather. You know, God being God, and all that. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2037 |
All I said was, God I'm freezing my ass off up here. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2038 |
11. Thou Shall Not Chill |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2039 |
No, I didn't command you to pull over the wool from someone's eyes |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
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30 |
1 |
2 |
2040 |
Leather? Who wears LEATHER? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2041 |
The Red Sea gets chilly at night. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2042 |
Take it. In a few thousand years, everyone will be doing it. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2043 |
Trust me, you may be in for a chilly reception! |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2044 |
I'll take a medium |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2045 |
Take two tablets and keep warm. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2046 |
Nothing is a solid color? Stripes make me look fat. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2047 |
But you'll be a leader in fashion, too. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2048 |
Don't forget the chicken soup! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2049 |
It gets chilly at night. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2050 |
And, last but not least, you get you very own Technicolor dream coat. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2051 |
Those tablets are pretty cold up here, wear this. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2052 |
I asked "How am I going to pull this one over," not for a "pull-over." |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2053 |
I made it from your lambs wool. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2054 |
Moses, take this because i'll be sending some cold weather your way and your one of my favorites. You know that, right? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2055 |
Here, you might need this when you go down. It's Kevlar. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2056 |
But if it doesn't fit, can I return it? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2057 |
I'm leading the people out of Egypt, not Norway! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2058 |
The desert is cold at night |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2059 |
You might get a chilly reception on that "covet your neighbor's wife" Commandment. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2060 |
No, Moses, it only comes in this color. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2061 |
Mom? Already it's too hot by the burning bush. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2062 |
Don't sweat the small stuff! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2063 |
Don't tell me you once wore that. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2064 |
You better take this; nights can get cold in the desert. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2065 |
wear this,it is your eleventh commandment.the climate change is coming. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2066 |
How do I tell him that I don't do stripes? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2067 |
Put this on and affect an Irish accent for a few weeks until things calm down. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2068 |
Yes Moses, it is cold at the top |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2069 |
The immaculate hand-me-down sweater. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2070 |
Next time I will pray for the powerball... |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2071 |
You shall not buy clothes for your Lord online |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2072 |
#11 Thou shalt dress warmly |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2073 |
So, you don't just engrave? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2074 |
I'm sorry, but Amazon doesn't take tablets. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2075 |
Because it's cold in the desert at night. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2076 |
It's chilly at the Red Sea. Listen to your mother and take a little sweater, bubeleh. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2077 |
Put on something warm, take two tablets and contact me in the morning. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2078 |
God, a hand knit? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2079 |
Amazon competes with You Know Who. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2080 |
Spread the word! The Gap is now offering free hand-delivery to select outcrop locations. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2081 |
Hold on one sec ... Miriam made this for your brother Aaron but it's too small. Can you try it on? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2082 |
and the 11th is to never wear a hoodie, but we can hold that one back for 2000 years |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2083 |
Your mother is here and worried you'll catch your death of cold. She insists I deliver unto you this sweater she knitted. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2084 |
To think I avoided the swing shift all these years |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2085 |
Your Amazon Prime order is in. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2086 |
Thanks. You must have noticed my hard nipples. |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2087 |
Only one jacket for my wardrobe? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2088 |
WHERE DOES IT SAY "THOU SHALT NOT FREEZE"? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2089 |
Seriously mom, I'm working. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2090 |
Number eleven: never leave home without a light sweater, just in case. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2091 |
Knitting. Another Gift from God. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2092 |
So G-d really is a 'She'. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2093 |
No. 11: Take good care of yourself, you belong to me. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2094 |
"Read the fine print on the back about global warming"! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2095 |
Isn't the burning bush enough? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2096 |
At Amazon, your order is our command! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2097 |
I'm still workshopping "consequences;" it's come down to either a summer season in this or eternal fire. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2098 |
Take two tablets once a day for peak performance, while wearing this warm up gear. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2099 |
While we're at it, your mother says it's cold, take a sweater. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2100 |
You got it wrong. This is Godess speaking and here is a sweater so you don't catch a cold. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2101 |
I'm not cold. Why do *I* have to wear a sweater? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2102 |
Yes I'm certain it's your size. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2103 |
Moses: If its not your size, you can exchange it. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2104 |
No, I don't covet that coat -- why do you keep saying that? |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2105 |
...And all I get it this lousy shirt? |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2106 |
But that looks like it's woven from two different kinds of material, and Lev 19:19 clearly states that's a sin! |
1.1515 |
0.08835 |
33 |
30 |
1 |
2 |
2107 |
Take two tablets, call me in the morning. You can get dressed now. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2108 |
You're in for a cold welcome |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2109 |
This is for leaving you out in the cold |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2110 |
It's drafty - you shouldn't catch a cold! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2111 |
You forgot your hoodie, Dude. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2112 |
Yes thou shalt. And put on some socks. |
1.1515 |
0.06338 |
33 |
28 |
5 |
0 |
2113 |
Your mother felt a draft and didn't want you to catch cold. |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2114 |
I did all this for a sweater?! |
1.1515 |
0.07689 |
33 |
29 |
3 |
1 |
2115 |
BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING WARMER. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2116 |
Just in case they fly your bossy ass right out of the desert. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2117 |
It's Our fall special. It comes with any order of 10 commandments or more. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2118 |
The eleventh commandment is to always wear a sweater when it's cold! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2119 |
But also tell them how generous I am. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2120 |
Here, take this. You may get a chilly reception. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2121 |
Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's hoodie. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2122 |
For thy Mount Sinai ski trips. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2123 |
Hey God, don't mind me but I think your wee fella might have slipped out and fallen to his death there. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2124 |
XI. Thou shalt not leave thy clothes in a heap on the bedroom floor. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2125 |
Add one more: thou shall not get through the gates wearing a turtleneck. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2126 |
When hell freezes over. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2127 |
Nothing beats a hammock in these lazy, crazy, hazy days of Crusading. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2128 |
There's no burning bush today, so you may need this. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2129 |
And here's the latest in hoody hair shirts. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2130 |
Amazon Prime,...... the beginnings |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2131 |
Don't think I don't it but appreciate but I've really got my hands full |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2132 |
#11 'Ye shall wear this sweater that I knitted and like it' |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2133 |
Yes, it is the hand of God; in the future, though, I'll be using Amazon Prime. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2134 |
Sorry God, but horizontal stripes make me look fat. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2135 |
Here ...you might get a chilly reception! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2136 |
go tell it on a mountain! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2137 |
I should have never mentioned the annual Christmas sweater party. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2138 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's space heater! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2139 |
...and thou shalt not dress like you just got out of bed! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2140 |
We're very productive, we don't just engrave... |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2141 |
You'll need this. You are going to get a very cold reception. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2142 |
...and a little something just for you. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2143 |
Is that sweater hand-knitted with organic yarn? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2144 |
And here's a little something from the wife... |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2145 |
Your mother knitted you a little something for the cold reception you'll get from your crowd at the bottom. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2146 |
It's cold at night where you're going. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2147 |
You might need this - the promised land has gotten a little chilly lately. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2148 |
And you'll need this, on the off chance that someone obeys them. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2149 |
And this is for you...your mother made you a sweater for the trip, she says it might get cold. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2150 |
Take these and call me in the morning. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2151 |
God is white? |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2152 |
Wow, I just ordered that an hour ago on Amazon! |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2153 |
I'll hold your sweater for you. I promise you won't need it for the next 40 years. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2154 |
Thou shall not freeze to death getting up here for my commandments. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2155 |
Good luck with those commandments, but from now on, my thing is knitting. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2156 |
God, the Mother. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2157 |
Number 11. Thou shalt not leave the house without a sweater. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2158 |
Put on a sweater, my Mother says she's cold. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2159 |
Stop complaining, I only have holey sweaters. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2160 |
If you don't want to be remembered as the guy who invented the hoodie, then fine. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2161 |
The eleventh commandment: Obey your mother. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2162 |
Yeah, I bought it on Amazon, and it doesn't fit me. But these I'll keep. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2163 |
It's going to be a very long winter! |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2164 |
Trust me. It's going to be a cold reception. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2165 |
Umm...can we keep that as more of a Recommendation? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2166 |
Forty nights on a desert mountain top, and you didn't bring a sweater. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2167 |
When the burning bush didn't work, I knew I'd grab your attention with this loud sweater. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2168 |
How much do you covet your brother's hoodie, Moses? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2169 |
Make it 10 and I'll give you this |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2170 |
thou shalt not put thy wife's favorite sweater in the dryer |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2171 |
Bible outtakes: The story of Moses and the hoodie of many colors. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2172 |
I know it's cold up there. This will warm you and the tablets before you serve them. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2173 |
Just to be clear . . . you want "thou shall knit" to replace the thing about idols or coveting? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2174 |
It's just a suggestion. |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2175 |
No thanks, I'll be right back. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2176 |
One last thing - thou shalt put on thy sweater; it's cold out! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2177 |
Soooo... the 10 commandments for the children of Isreal and the sweater for your wife. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2178 |
This is the latest trend- breathable fabric and comfy to wear on long walks |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2179 |
It's size XL. But I'm God. I can make it any size you want. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2180 |
I picked this out for Joseph. Whaddya think, maybe a bit over the top, color-wise? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2181 |
Remind me to make you some sneakers too, those Birkenstocks are God awful. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2182 |
Here, you can tell your wife you went shopping for her. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2183 |
You're going to get the cold shoulder after you read these commandments. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2184 |
It's NOT going to shrink!... trust me, I'm God! |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2185 |
Details are my business. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2186 |
Thou shall not deny climate change. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2187 |
...and this one's just a suggestion... |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2188 |
Before you go, here's a suggestion from Mrs. God. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2189 |
Saint laurent cashmere |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2190 |
Number 11 is always wear cashmere. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2191 |
Honor her by finally wearing this sweater she bought at discount for your birthday, and shave that beard so she can see your pretty face. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2192 |
Thou shalt also replace your old holey one with this holy one. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2193 |
It looks warm, but is it waterproof? |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2194 |
Here...I invented the turtleneck. Now you can lose the beard. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2195 |
... and your mom commands that you wear this sweater on the mountain. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2196 |
Before we start, your mom wants you to put on this on. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2197 |
Here, put this on....it will be awhile! |
1.1471 |
0.08583 |
34 |
31 |
1 |
2 |
2198 |
You forgot the eleventh: when hell freezes over, wear your hoodie. |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2199 |
One other thing: "Thou shall not be preoccupied with fashion." |
1.1471 |
0.06165 |
34 |
29 |
5 |
0 |
2200 |
Take it. It couldn't hurt. |
1.1471 |
0.07472 |
34 |
30 |
3 |
1 |
2201 |
"Thou shalt shop the clearance sale at Bergdorf." What do you mean, there's no more room? |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2202 |
Layers Moishele! |
1.1429 |
0.07268 |
35 |
31 |
3 |
1 |
2203 |
Six says you shall labor and on the seventh dress casual. |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2204 |
Thou shalt wash this in cold water only, and lay it flat to dry. |
1.1429 |
0.06001 |
35 |
30 |
5 |
0 |
2205 |
Not only can these fingers write on stone but take a look at this sweater I knitted. |
1.1379 |
0.08191 |
29 |
26 |
2 |
1 |
2206 |
Mosie Baby, When the burning bush goes out, you'll need a little sweater. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2207 |
Yes, I knit. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2208 |
Honor thy father and mother. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2209 |
Here, those are going to get a chilly reception. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2210 |
And, thou shalt not send me any more Christmas sweaters. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2211 |
Just put it on and don't argue with me. Reread #4. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2212 |
without the burning bush it can get cold on the mount |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2213 |
Honor thy father and mother. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
They said I could either bow the knee or hang. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2215 |
Put this on, your mother is cold. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2216 |
I thought you said we should expect "Global Warming" |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2217 |
Follow these commandments and get a free Tshirt |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2218 |
Does my ability to knit surprise you? |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2219 |
And use this until you invent sunscreen. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2220 |
No one will believe you with a runny nose. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2221 |
Here. Wear this to protect yourself when you tell them they still can't commit adultery. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2222 |
It is pronounced Seder |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2223 |
How many times must I tell you ... 'when you climb a mountain for messages, you take a sweater! Oy!' |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2224 |
Isn't Joseph's coat a different episode? |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2225 |
Mother Nature says put this on before you catch your death! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2226 |
It shrunk in the wash, sooooo... |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
Here you go. Your mom said she forgot to put a sweater in your basket |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2228 |
Um thanks for the rule book and all, but it's gonna be a couple thousand years before I'll be willing to wear a hoodie. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2229 |
Thou shalt put on a sweater |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2230 |
I made it from an IKEA rug. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2231 |
Your grandmother wanted you to have this, too. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
I'm saving the black one for Steve Jobs. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2233 |
Number 11: never wash woolens in water. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2234 |
Patagonia or Graven Image? |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2235 |
Oh, and here. Jeff Bezos asked me to deliver this. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2236 |
Honour your father and your mother. You'll catch cold if you don't put it on. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2237 |
Number Eleven! Never pay retail. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2238 |
And thou shalt stay warm to please thy mother. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2239 |
Polytheism, no. Polyester, okay. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2240 |
You'll need this sweater, Moishe. It's cold down there. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2241 |
Honor thy mother. It's chilly- put on a sweater. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2242 |
God prepares him to deliver the Ten Recommendations. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2243 |
Nice try Moses, but I'm not falling for the ole 'I need to come back because I forgot my sweater trick'. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2244 |
Wear this until global warming kicks in. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2245 |
No, there is no commandment that prohibits regifting, but I am vengeful. And omniscient. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2246 |
I will now set forth my 'Ten Suggestions.' |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2247 |
Here put this one or you'll freeze to death. Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2248 |
I'll need this back by Thursday. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2249 |
I lost the third tablet, so I scribbled it on the back of this jacket instead. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2250 |
now I understand the handling fee |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2251 |
Mom, stop you're embarrassing me! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2252 |
Call it number 11. You shall always accept God's hand me downs |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2253 |
The Church was having a yard sale |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2254 |
Number 11: Layer. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2255 |
You will need this when hell freezes over. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2256 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Patagonia either. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2257 |
No, really, I like it just as much as these! |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2258 |
Thank you for doing business with Amazon. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2259 |
When darkness and destruction descends on the earth, it may get a bit chilly! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2260 |
You may have been created in my image, Moses, but you're a lousy dresser. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2261 |
Yes, I know but it can get cold on the mountain. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2262 |
I know it's the desert, but it gets cold at night. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2263 |
God, you are so bossy! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2264 |
Oy vey, I remember when a sweater went for five commandments. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2265 |
Our covenant includes a deal with LL Bean |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2266 |
No returns after 30 days. It's in the fine print. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2267 |
You thought Global Warming was a bad thing, so enjoy the next Ice Age. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2268 |
Take it, take it. TAKE IT! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2269 |
Because it will be a cold day in hell before there are other gods before me |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2270 |
If this doesn't fit you can return it within thirty days. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2271 |
...and when they start coveting thy sweater, thou shalt know what to say. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2272 |
You’re likely to get a chilly reception when you read those, so you might want to put this on. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2273 |
You're going to need this because of the cold reception you're get. |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2274 |
Buy two tablets get a sweater free. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2275 |
Your mother says you need this. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2276 |
Thou shalt wear alpaca. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2277 |
Bestowing purls. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2278 |
I'm Mrs. Yahweh. Here, dear, something for the chill up here. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2279 |
It wouldn't hurt you to listen to your mother for once |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2280 |
Here, Amazon was having a sale. |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2281 |
I'm on Amazon.com.! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2282 |
THOUGH SHALT NOT ADVERTISE AS ONE SIZE FITS ALL. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2283 |
what's the delivery charge? |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2284 |
..and Thou Shalt Not Catch Cold. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2285 |
Wear the turtleneck Moses. You're less likely to be stoned if they think you're a hipster. If you have them, some chinos and loafers would be a nice touch. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2286 |
Thou shalt not forsake the winter sweater sale at Old Navy. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2287 |
And then God created the 3/4 sleeve, and so we could cover our elbows but never our wrists. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2288 |
Thou shalt knit. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2289 |
A gift is not something you get at a thrift store. OMG. What a cheapskate. And it has too many colors for me. Save it for Joseph. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2290 |
Don't ask. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2291 |
You could be in for a chilly reception |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2292 |
Congratulations. Here is your varsity sweater. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2293 |
Err, "cold day in hell" was just a figure of speech. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2294 |
I got this for you on a stopover in Iceland. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2295 |
Did you keep the receipt? |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2296 |
Mary said it will make you look more approachable. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2297 |
Evidence that God is a Mom. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2298 |
Shopping on a tablet is divine! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2299 |
Really, I shouldn't have to tell you. |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2300 |
Here's a little something for your trouble. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2301 |
No,no,no,no, it's a "miracle" you don't catch your death up there on that mountain of yours. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2302 |
I'm thinking for 11 - Thou shalt stay warm. What do you think? |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2303 |
It's the hoodie of many colors. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2304 |
Well, I planned to burn a bush for some warmth, but the fire danger's too high today, so take this instead |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2305 |
Amazon also offers clothing & accessories. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2306 |
Amazon Bypasses Restrictive Drone Laws |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2307 |
It doesn't fit me. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2308 |
And this is from your grandmother. |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2309 |
It's more of a suggestion than a commandment. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2310 |
I said, "Thou shalt not COVER" |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2311 |
Oh, and XI: Thou shalt not mess with the thermostat. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2312 |
Show them this cashmere, that should convince them. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2313 |
Almost forgot. Thou shalt not be chilly. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2314 |
And, finally, thou shalt not wear this parka before Thanksgiving. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2315 |
No, this is your coat of arms. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2316 |
A swap? Are you serious? |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2317 |
Commandment #11: Thou shalt not make any returns past the 7th day. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2318 |
"Here, try this. Redingote are out of date and scaring people now. Try Wool to be Cool". -Hipster God. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2319 |
This one's more of a fatherly suggestion. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2320 |
Okay, Moses. We have a deal. I’ll give you the two autographed tablets and throw in this virgin lamb’s wool hoodie for a golden calf. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2321 |
The eleventh commandment is always take a jacket when you climb a mountain. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2322 |
I AM the Lord your God... now take this, honey. It's a bit nippy in Canaan. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2323 |
And for a limited time only, you get a free sweater with your purchase |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2324 |
It's wool. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2325 |
I told your mother I'd give you the sweater, but there'll be no 'Dress Warmly' commandment. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2326 |
Oh, one last thing. You will be needing this where you are heading. It has frozen over. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2327 |
Thou shalt not cruise retail stores, then buy the same item on line |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2328 |
Thou shalt not covet Patagonia |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2329 |
Wait, there's one more -- #11: Dry Clean Only! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2330 |
After Moses takes the 10 Commandments, G_d makes the first Suggestion – take this sweater so you shouldn’t catch a cold. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2331 |
Trade? |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2332 |
It's going to get chilly down there. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2333 |
More than bless, you need sweater! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2334 |
Last but not least, it's Merino wool. You're welcome. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2335 |
And that's not all! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2336 |
If people take those seriously you'll need this for when Hell freezes over. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2337 |
One last thing Moses, Winter is Coming. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2338 |
At this height on the mountain, you'll need your winter coat. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2339 |
it's couture...trust me, it's a thing. |
1.1290 |
0.08971 |
31 |
29 |
0 |
2 |
2340 |
Oh, and one more: Thou shalt not dress like a schlub. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2341 |
Dad can tut-tut all he wants. I'm still your mom. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2342 |
This doesn't help with cold feet but it's a start... |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2343 |
It's great, but do you think we could've put the commandments on some lightweight fabric too? |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2344 |
I want you to start in Iceland. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2345 |
Yes, I did say to take two tablets, but you must also keep from getting chilled. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2346 |
The good news is, at least it's frozen over. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2347 |
Have you forgotten? You ordered it on your tablet! |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2348 |
Here you go. Please, get rid of the ugly Xmas sweater. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2349 |
. . . and, Moses, put on this sweater. Your mother's cold. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2350 |
Maybe you'll look more like Charlton Heston with this on. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2351 |
Last offer, it's a pashmina, cage-free pull-over, for those two slabs. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2352 |
The 11th commandment, which I didn't give you was: Never go out at night without a sweater! |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2353 |
Oh, and here is something for the little lady. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2354 |
One more thing: Thou shalt wear your sweater. It's going to be cold today. |
1.1290 |
0.06121 |
31 |
27 |
4 |
0 |
2355 |
Our focus group says this and the beard will make you more relevant to the under 55 set. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2356 |
I said capsules, not tablets. Use this to fight the fever. |
1.1290 |
0.07679 |
31 |
28 |
2 |
1 |
2357 |
Don't covet it. Just wear it. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2358 |
Forgot one: "Thou shall not go out without your sweater" |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2359 |
They will mock you. Wear your mock neck. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2360 |
Location, Lord, location. Couldn't you promise us a more centrally located land? |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2361 |
and lastly, thou shalt wear this sweater so thou shalt not catch pneumonia shlepping around in that outfit! |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2362 |
The 11th commandment : Never leave without a sweater. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2363 |
A gift for me ? Thou shalt not have. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2364 |
To keep them warm, and hide the fat. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2365 |
Let's see. It's two tablets a day and wear the sweater when I feel a draft. The socks will be ready next week, and your name is Agnes. |
1.1250 |
0.08695 |
32 |
30 |
0 |
2 |
2366 |
Like a burning bush, it's so warm. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2367 |
The first commandment should be dress accordingly. Here, put this on before you catch a cold. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2368 |
Winter is here. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2369 |
Thou shalt wear Gore-Tex. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2370 |
And... Number 11...always take a sweater. If you don't need, then you'll take it off. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2371 |
Thou shalt not catch thy death. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2372 |
So G-d really is a 'She'. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2373 |
Take two tablets, stay warm and pray to me in the morning. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2374 |
One last thing, always wear your sweater outdoors. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2375 |
I'll trade you . |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2376 |
Let's add one more - Thou shall not re-gift. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2377 |
In case people give you the cold shoulder. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2378 |
When your descendents go to the mountaintops they will be thus attired. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2379 |
Eleventh Commandment! A sweater is what you wear when your Mother is cold! |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2380 |
You may need this in case they don't listen. The desert gets cold at night. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2381 |
Say, Can you give Joseph this. He must have left it. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2382 |
this decalogue is hardly fair trade for my hand woven egyptian wool sweater |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2383 |
Or we can embroider them on this lovely sweater... |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2384 |
Not the striped one. It itches. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2385 |
Guard the Sabbath and Keep it Hygge. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2386 |
Winter is coming! Oh. Sorry. Wrong show ... |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2387 |
Hey, big shot, you forgot your sweater. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2388 |
Here's your Amazon Prime order. |
1.1250 |
0.05940 |
32 |
28 |
4 |
0 |
2389 |
Thou shalt not crochet. |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2390 |
AND ALWAYS BUY WHOLESALE |
1.1250 |
0.07446 |
32 |
29 |
2 |
1 |
2391 |
This should cover it. |
1.1212 |
0.07227 |
33 |
30 |
2 |
1 |
2392 |
I used to think drone delivery was heavenly. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2393 |
Thou shalt not kilt, but you better sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2394 |
Oh, and 11th is: match colors to the season. Here, get on the program Moses. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2395 |
It'll look good on you, you have my word. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2396 |
Try changing your look |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2397 |
I miss the burning bush. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2398 |
But I wanted a cardigan. Is that from the sale rack? Who does your nails? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2399 |
Amazon's new ...Instant Delivery! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2400 |
Honor thy father! It's nippy my child. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2401 |
With this message, you should expect an icy reception. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2402 |
It gets chilly way up here and I like to crochet in my spare time. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2403 |
I am the mother of all things -- and all things shall put on a sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2404 |
"Take the two tablets, dress warmly, and call me in yhe morning". |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2405 |
And then God said unto Moses: "That's a wrap." |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2406 |
Thou shalt have no other hand-me-downs before mine. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2407 |
Your mother is cold. She commands you put a sweater on. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2408 |
I'm thinking stone makes a stronger statement than yarn, but then again, who am I to question. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2409 |
Or I can teach you to play hacky sack. Up to you. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2410 |
For your cold, take the two tablets and dress warmly. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2411 |
Tell Dathan he won't need this where he's going. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2412 |
No return on the tablets, but I'll take back the sweater if it doesn't fit. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2413 |
And the 11th is cable-knit |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2414 |
I'll take the Hoody, you'll have enough problems with the tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2415 |
Got it. Moths and weevils. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2416 |
Thou shalt buy clothing from Lord & Taylor. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2417 |
Oh, and one more thing. Thou shalt not wear turtleneck sweaters like this one. They're just dumb. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2418 |
Thou shall not leave thy sweater at thy neighbor’s wife’s house. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2419 |
And you have to do it in an itchy sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2420 |
You can at least say you lived to see the promised Lands End. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2421 |
With fifteen you get the whole suit. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2422 |
If you want to honor thy mother, just take it … |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2423 |
You shall have no other goods before Me! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2424 |
You might catch Pneumonia in that robe . . . don't need to end up in Mt. Sinai. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2425 |
" Don't question the hand of God." O.K. Mom! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2426 |
But wait - there's more! And only one hundred shekels plus shipping and handling, ay-yay-yay! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2427 |
The beard is good, but trim it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2428 |
Moses trust me, this will make it more hip for the kids. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2429 |
Thou shalt not shiver. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2430 |
And if that fails try selling this. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2431 |
This is so you remember to tell them the about the sweater rule. The other ten you can smash for all I care. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2432 |
Yes, Moses, it is a flak jacket, and believe Me, you're going to need it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2433 |
This one is just for you. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2434 |
One more -- Sweater Saturday! Thou shalt wear a sweater every Saturday. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2435 |
Desert, schmesert, down there, at night, it's cold. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2436 |
Corporate says we need to modernize |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2437 |
Take this with those 2 cold tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2438 |
I'm pretty sure he's at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2439 |
Didn't your mother tell you to wear this? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2440 |
Becsuse 1: there's a draft, and 2: your mother said so, and she's covered by #5. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2441 |
... and update your wardrobe. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2442 |
Take these two tablets, wash in cold water, then block your clean garment. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2443 |
The missus made it for you. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2444 |
XI. " ... and if it be VERY cold, thou shalt also wear a hat and mittens." |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2445 |
Numer eleven. Listen to your mother. It's cold up there. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2446 |
You mean I can't even covet my neighbor's sweater? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2447 |
Thou shall not cover thy neighbors wife. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2448 |
Oh can you also drop this off at the dryclean... No, sorry, the commandments will be fine. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2449 |
Thous shalt not dry clean. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2450 |
" I crochet in my spare time". |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2451 |
Even in paradise we have a dressing code |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2452 |
Let my hoodie go |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2453 |
it's cold. Put this on when you take off your shoes. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2454 |
Heavenly to have a Body Freedom girl with us! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2455 |
You'll need this for the chilling response of those G-d damn atheists! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2456 |
It's just a cold. Use this hoodie, take two tablets, and call me in the morning. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2457 |
No! I asked for one with a zipper! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2458 |
Now that I'm done with stone carving, I'm taking up knitting. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2459 |
You are going to have a cold reception |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2460 |
Number 11: Thy shalt honor thy mother's wishes |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2461 |
Trust me here, Mo. You'll kill in this, so to speak. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2462 |
Only if I can send it back. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2463 |
Here. It's a little chilly up here. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2464 |
Just take two tablets and bundle up. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2465 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, "it might be chilly on the way down, just take it in case..." |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2466 |
Ugly as it may be, you'll need it for my son's birthday party. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2467 |
Keep the Sabbath day holy and cedar in the sleeves when your not wearing it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2468 |
Dry cleanith only, as it is written. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2469 |
Deus ex Sweaterca |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2470 |
Remember to keep the Sabbath day, homie. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2471 |
Thou shall not clash. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2472 |
Number 11 isn't written down: Always wear something warm on cold Sinai nights. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2473 |
There is a 50% chance that a cold front will come through tonight. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2474 |
Also, can you also return this to Walmart for me? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2475 |
I was kidding about the gay stuff and the mixed fabrics stuff. Here, take a rainbow sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2476 |
I know you don't always like my motherly tendencies, but I knitted it just for you. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2477 |
Number Eleven: Thou shalt not wash thy wool sweater in hot water. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2478 |
Drawing by Benjamin Schwartz, Contest #581, August 28, 2017 |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2479 |
I take a 40 Regular without the Tablets |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2480 |
You dress so shabbily. Take this rainbow coat of many colors, it's very gay |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2481 |
Behold, I bring you a gift from the Lord of Lost Polly Pockets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2482 |
That's the benefit of being the Holy Shepherd. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2483 |
No, you don't need it to be waterproof. Trust me. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2484 |
Wear this to give you street cred. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2485 |
And, a little something for your wife for the effort. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2486 |
It was on sale, you'll grow into it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2487 |
Your mother said you should wear a sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2488 |
No mention of coveting a jacket. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2489 |
Thanks for signing up for Anazon Primes Direct Service. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2490 |
When they get around to reading them, you'll need some street cred. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2491 |
Your mother says it's cold |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2492 |
The next time you see me I'll be a freezing bush. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2493 |
It's a size X. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2494 |
We're scrapping the original tablets. You're need a jacket while we come up with new rules. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2495 |
I understand you'll believe in me when hell freezes over. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2496 |
And you should wear more horizontal stripes. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2497 |
YOU SHALL NOT CATCH COLD !! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2498 |
Do you have it in navy, no stripes? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2499 |
Global warming, global schmorming. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2500 |
Oh my God, can we add one more? Please, no horizontal stripes. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2501 |
And number eleven, thou shalt not mock turtleneck. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2502 |
Better wear this ... it's gonna be a chilly reception ... |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2503 |
Remember thy neck, to keep it warm |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2504 |
I thought they were cold tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2505 |
I don't care how other prophets are dressing, thou shalt wear this to school, my son. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2506 |
Thou shalt not covet the Lord's comfy sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2507 |
What about this for your little Christian mingle? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2508 |
This will last longer than the burning bush. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2509 |
Try it on. That's a commandment! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2510 |
You might get a chilly reception when you return. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2511 |
If you give me those two paper towel rolls, I'll give you this sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2512 |
Your mother's right -- it does get chilly in the desert after dinner. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2513 |
And one more thing: Thou shalt not wear turtleneck sweaters. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2514 |
I've given up golf for knitting. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2515 |
A hoodie in the Sinai? Really? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2516 |
It gets cold up here. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2517 |
If you want to destroy my sweater, break the tablets and walk away. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2518 |
Let it be written: "No striped turtleneck shirts with sandals!" |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2519 |
let's just stick with the first 10 |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2520 |
Is this an attempt to eclipse me? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2521 |
Keep it under wraps. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2522 |
And number eleven: hand wash only. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2523 |
Sent by Amazon Echo, paid for by God |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2524 |
You might need this. The desert gets cold at night. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2525 |
Eleven, thou shalt not wash wool in hot water. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2526 |
No! No! I said: Thou Shalt Knit! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2527 |
This will help you to avoid brain freeze so you won't drop the tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2528 |
Drop the tablets and take the sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2529 |
Here is a little reward for doing the Tablet thing for me. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2530 |
Not a commandment. Just a suggestion. Fashion is your friend. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2531 |
In case hell freezes over... |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2532 |
Oh, and thou shalt not wear turtlenecks in the summer. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
Welcome to the valley Moses. You shall lead the tribe with my tablets, omnipresent cloud, and this lofty hoodie. Together, we will make the world a better place. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2534 |
Welcome to the valley Moses. You shall lead the tribe with my tablets, omnipresent cloud, and this lofty hoodie. Together, we will make the world a better place. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2535 |
Be prepared for an ice age. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2536 |
Now. will you stop grumbling about how cold it is up here and write Dow what I tell you? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2537 |
Your mom said that you are not dressed properly for a cold mountain top and asked me to give you this. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2538 |
I realize that this is kind of sudden, but we have need for someone like you in Saskatchewan. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2539 |
Thou shalt also be warm. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2540 |
Thou shall not knit. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2541 |
Bubbie says you'll catch your death. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2542 |
I knew the 6th commandment could be a problem. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2543 |
Is that a "Free People" sweater? It's too radical for the people. Let's stick with the tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2544 |
A little something extra for the grandchildren. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2545 |
A hair shirt! Are the stone tablets too much? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2546 |
Listen, I've already told you, Joseph got the technicolor dreamcoat. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2547 |
It's not the weather I'm worried about. It's your circumcision concept. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2548 |
Trust me, I don't need to ask the weatherman. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2549 |
Dry clean only?!? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2550 |
11 always wear a warm sweater |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2551 |
Thou shall not wear a turtleneck. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2552 |
One more thing - there will be a cold snap. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2553 |
I said I wasn't cold, Mom! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2554 |
And dress for the weather. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2555 |
You'll never make it to the Promised Land, but at least be comfortable on the journey. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2556 |
They said, " it will be a cold day in hell before they listen". |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2557 |
And the 11th commandment: don't forget a sweater, it'll be cold today. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2558 |
Try this for your next ugly sweater party. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2559 |
I just knew climate change was fake news. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2560 |
So I should drop five of your Commandments to save myself from freezing to death? Is that my final offer?" |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2561 |
Fleece is the word. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2562 |
Although it didn't make the top ten, thou shalt not be chilly. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2563 |
It's a bonus for doing all 10. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2564 |
And thou shalt have FREE Same-Day Delivery. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2565 |
It's made of 100% manna thread. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2566 |
Scientology is weirder than I expected. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2567 |
Trust me you will want this. Those desert nights can get a little chilly |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2568 |
Today's commandment is sponsored by Nike. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2569 |
Commandment Number 11: Fashion |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2570 |
The beard isn't as effective as you think. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2571 |
A regift from God |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2572 |
Better take it. You won't believe what's coming. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2573 |
It gets pretty cold in the desert at night, you're going to need this. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2574 |
I call it the amazing technicolor mock turtleneck. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2575 |
Thou shalt honor thy mother, and thy mother said to put on a sweater because the mountain is chilly. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2576 |
And add an eleventh: wear your jacket. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2577 |
"Funny, I've always thought of Thee as a Jewish father! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2578 |
I ran out of tablets, so I knitted 5 more onto this. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2579 |
I'm beginning to thing you DON'T have a divine plan. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2580 |
Think of mine as the 10 Least Things you would do if you loved me. Now put this on before you catch your death. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2581 |
100 PERCENT SHEEP WOOL - Made in Heaven "Wear this when the sun goes down." |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2582 |
So, #11 will be "Never Pay Retail?" |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2583 |
One more thing: this just shrunk in the wash; maybe it'll fit you. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2584 |
If thou love me then help me remove this stain. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2585 |
....and wear this. There will be a cool reception to the sixth rule. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2586 |
Opps, my bad. I'll trade you for something useful that won't cast the world into centuries of religious strife. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2587 |
And I say unto you, "Winter is coming." |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2588 |
In case it's chilly. Not a commandment, just a suggestion. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2589 |
Something for the little lady. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2590 |
For the cold desert nights. Don't say I never gave you anything. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2591 |
No, I had a hat. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2592 |
#11 You shall not sniffle! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2593 |
No, thank you... The last handout you gave ended civilization! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2594 |
In the original Hebrew its, "Thou shalt not murder." |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2595 |
I know it's the desert, but doesn't it get chilly in the desert at night? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2596 |
Pssst... Thou Shalt Not Pay Retail! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2597 |
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's hoodie. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2598 |
What are you, my mother? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2599 |
If you don't like it, I can turn it into something else. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2600 |
Really? You want me to add "Always Wear a Sweater When Its Chilly?" |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2601 |
Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2602 |
Be careful not to drop any of the twelve tablets ! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2603 |
Ivanka say's "You'll Love It! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2604 |
God's Goodwill |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2605 |
And to help with the chilling effect... |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2606 |
It's a heavenly special. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2607 |
Thou shalt keep warm. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2608 |
When I told you to go out you forgot your sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2609 |
And on the fifth day he created cashmere. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2610 |
Veils are so last-year. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2611 |
Thanks but I really prefer a Yankee baseball jacket." |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2612 |
One more thing... (sigh)... from your mother. Yocheved is convinced you’ll catch your death up here. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2613 |
Seems Hell has frozen over! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2614 |
I knit it myself. Isn't it cute? It goes great with your sandals. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2615 |
So I get a cold reception when I deliver these tablets? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2616 |
Didn't I tell you to honor your mother. It's cold on a mountain top. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2617 |
Pssst...give them something practical to use. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2618 |
Lord, I don't need a pullover sweater. I prayed that you would "pullover" the sinners to our side. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2619 |
...and if they're still not on board, then tell 'em "Winter is Coming.™" |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2620 |
Trust your mother on this; you don't want to be catching cold. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2621 |
How am I supposed to turn this into a joke if I can't tell whether that's a poncho or a turtleneck? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2622 |
He's only on the fourth hole. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2623 |
What do you want? A burning bush? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2624 |
I asked for a cardigan. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2625 |
Who needs a drone |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2626 |
I run the fashion end; Taylor handles merchandising. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2627 |
Everyone's getting into the same-day delivery service |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2628 |
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you're not ugly. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2629 |
Thou shalt not J. Crew. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2630 |
Here, put this on or you'll catch your death. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2631 |
And one more thing: Thou shalt put this on when thy mother is cold. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2632 |
Also, explain the schmata business. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2633 |
Haven't I told you about climate change? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2634 |
Just 10 commandments , Lord. Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2635 |
The first commandment: "Put this on, I don't want you to catch a chill." |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2636 |
What, you don't like the sweater? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2637 |
It's the answer to a prayer from your mother. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2638 |
And dressing for the weather is a very strong recommendation. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2639 |
This is for you, too, but you won't need it if you ignore what's on those tablets. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2640 |
It's not my size, but I think it will fit you. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2641 |
Now there's a heavenly sweater. Too bad it's summer. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2642 |
This didn't make the list but thou shalt not be chilly when there's a draft. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2643 |
Remember the Day of the Sweater and keep it unholy. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2644 |
Sure, this mountain's cold. But I'll be damned if I'm coveting. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2645 |
I'm trading you to the Siberia Saints. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2646 |
If it's not thy size, thou shalt regift it. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2647 |
So that's what you do when your husband is off making commandments. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2648 |
Hurry, put this on before he comes back. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2649 |
What have you done with Waldo? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2650 |
Thou shalt wear this! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2651 |
I gotta hand you everything. Ya nev'a listen to your mother, Moisy, going outside without your cover. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2652 |
I think they'll buy it if you look a little more bad ass. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2653 |
AND THEN THERE WERE HOODIES |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2654 |
Tablets, shmablets... PUT ON A SWEATER! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2655 |
You're tired of the desert? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2656 |
I hope you're not bribing me with that sweater. The tablets are mine! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2657 |
Angora of the Covenant |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2658 |
Try it on. It's genuine Naugahyde. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2659 |
Thank you! I've been freezing for the past 39 days. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2660 |
I have brought thee into the 21st century, so lose the dress. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2661 |
Thou shalt not sweat the little things. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2662 |
Jochebed says the 11th. Commandment is "PUT YOUR SWEATER ON!! IT'S COLD ON THAT MOUNT!!!" |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2663 |
I keep telling you, only use cold water when washing my fine wools. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2664 |
It's cold on that mountain - so I also made you a sweater! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2665 |
I told you not to put my good sweater in the dryer. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2666 |
I promise, they won't kill the messenger, but they might send him to Siberia! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2667 |
Are you sure the climate is changing already? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2668 |
Oh, I almost forgot: Thou shalt not pay retail. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2669 |
It gets cold in hell. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2670 |
Wear a sweater. It's cold at the top. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2671 |
Your Jewish mother didn't want you to be cold. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2672 |
Eleventh commandment: Wear a sweater, lest ye catch a chill. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2673 |
No disrespect God, but Amazon already nailed same day delivery. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2674 |
You're gonna need this for the journey back |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2675 |
Thou shalt stay warm up here. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2676 |
And now for the Ten Fashion Do's And Don'ts... |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2677 |
Consider this an early Christmas present. Very early. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2678 |
There won't be a burning bush this time. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2679 |
Moses, I just created knits. Try on this little 3/4 sleeve T. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2680 |
Go ahead, pull the wool over their eyes! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2681 |
And thou shalt keep the Sabbath warm and cozy. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2682 |
They haven't finished the Technicolor Dream Coat, so you'll have to settle for the Sepia Pullover. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2683 |
And this in in case you are being given the cold shoulder. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2684 |
They'll get a chilly reception. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2685 |
Thanks anyway. But, it's hot next to that burning bush! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2686 |
I know the desert can be cold at night. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2687 |
Oh, 11.) Take a jacket. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2688 |
Oh no! When I said 'a cold day in hell', I was only joking. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2689 |
I knitted ten. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2690 |
Thou shall not be cold. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2691 |
You know what they say about Gods with big hands |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2692 |
By the way, Moses, here's an early Christmas present. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2693 |
You won't wander very far without a coat |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2694 |
Take it, I only knit these for my chosen ones. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2695 |
... and don't forget to wear your galoshes. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2696 |
This better be my wife's size. She hasn't been shopping in 40 years. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2697 |
If this doesn't fit, take the two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2698 |
One more thing. The desert gets almighty cold at night. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2699 |
I know I'm being bossy, but I command you to put this on too. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2700 |
I didn't want you to catch a cold. But if you do, take two tablets and call me in the morning. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
Come on, any self-respecting Israelite knows "thou shalt never wear polyester"! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2702 |
No, don't thank Me. It's just an old hand-me-down. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2703 |
And get yourself some sensible shoes too. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2704 |
This is for the 'cold' reception you'll get down there. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2705 |
#11 -Thou shalt not put sweaters in the dryer |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2706 |
Let's warm up the message a little, Moses; |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2707 |
and... thou shall wear this! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2708 |
Here, take this...the desert can get a little chilly at night. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2709 |
Next stop is Patagonia. You'll need this. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
Covet this! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2711 |
You don't think the desert gets cold at night? Which one of us should know? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2712 |
I'll take this. You won't need it where you're going. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2713 |
Artemis knitted you a sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2714 |
Oh, and I almost forgot: Thou shalt not wear white after Labor Day. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2715 |
It's a souvenir for you. It says, "I visited Mt. Horeb and all I got was this lousy shirt." |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2716 |
Number eleven, thou shalt wear your sweater when you mother says to. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2717 |
"Stop qveching already! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2718 |
The king can have his robe back when I get a 401k. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2719 |
It's not a commandment, just a suggestion from someone with some life experience. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2720 |
See if it fits |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
Oh, one more thing, Gabriel washed this in hot, and now it doesn't fit anymore. Canst thou use a comfy turtleneck? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2722 |
And thou shalt not catch your death! Take the coat! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2723 |
Follow those Commandments or I'll make you wear this sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2724 |
Now thee will never covet thy neighbor's sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2725 |
Unwritten rule: Bring a sweater. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2726 |
Take two tablets, wear this in the evening, and please call your Mother more often. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2727 |
Oh - and this really cool parka.. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2728 |
Take this gift, and make Turtlenecks the new trend. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2729 |
But I'm sweating already. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2730 |
Try this protective cover for your tablet..... |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2731 |
Oh, and Moses -- here's a little something to go with the sandals... |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2732 |
Wear this. The reception from your people will turn frosty when you read out the sixth. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2733 |
Winter ware, does this mean that I'm not going down under? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2734 |
Is that a multidenominational holiday sweater, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2735 |
Merry Christmas. Don't ask, just take it. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2736 |
You forgot 'Thou shalt weareth thy Grandmother's knitting'. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2737 |
They will covet your sweater. It'll be a hoot. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2738 |
With what I have planned for you, you won't be needing this. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2739 |
What? The King said to make ourselves at home! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2740 |
Thou shat not wear this tucked in. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2741 |
NO MOSES, I MEANT BRING YOUR BROTHER AARON - NOT AN ARAN! |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2742 |
Father, Please! Can't I decide this one thing for myself? |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2743 |
The weatherman said it may snow today |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2744 |
11) Thou shall wear ugly sweaters in December to commemorate my birth. |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2745 |
Thanks for the beautiful sweater, but I think it's too warm for the Land of Canaan. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2746 |
And DON'T WHERE THIS 'TIL AFTER LABOR DAY... |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2747 |
And check out this sweater I got you for 50% off at Barney's. Oh, I meant to add that to the tablets, 'thou shalt always delight in a great deal.' |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2748 |
No worries, global warming won't be here for a very long time |
1.1071 |
0.05952 |
28 |
25 |
3 |
0 |
2749 |
Or, this sweater! |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2750 |
Your neighbor's wife might like this. |
1.1071 |
0.07867 |
28 |
26 |
1 |
1 |
2751 |
Is it made from mixed fibers? |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2752 |
The desert will turn into an ice rink before the people keep those commandments. So here, in case they do. |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2753 |
boychik, my mother knitted this for you so you won't catch your death. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2754 |
Look what I commanded from MY tablet! |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2755 |
Thou shalt attire thyself in hipster clothing such as this vintage raglan sweater. |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2756 |
Cloud services, of course. But nice tablets. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2757 |
Is is wrinkleproof |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2758 |
Take it! It's got the Charlton Heston logo on the back |
1.1034 |
0.07600 |
29 |
27 |
1 |
1 |
2759 |
And, finally, thou shalt not knit pick! |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2760 |
Sorry Moses, this is the only colors left. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |
26 |
3 |
0 |
2761 |
Thou shalt not be chilly. |
1.1034 |
0.05755 |
29 |