Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
When he starts acting like a king, I'll start acting like a guard. |
1.9495 |
0.00991 |
6176 |
2037 |
2414 |
1725 |
1 |
I'm swinging in the reign. |
1.9053 |
0.01120 |
5071 |
1875 |
1801 |
1395 |
2 |
I kind of like it when he's away on the Crusades. |
1.8718 |
0.01048 |
5001 |
1735 |
2172 |
1094 |
3 |
Technically, I'm guarding two posts. |
1.8689 |
0.01091 |
5150 |
1959 |
1907 |
1284 |
4 |
No, I will not push you again. |
1.8644 |
0.01654 |
2154 |
800 |
846 |
508 |
5 |
Wake me when things are great again. |
1.8640 |
0.01178 |
4447 |
1715 |
1622 |
1110 |
6 |
How he ever produced heirs in this thing, I don't know. |
1.8394 |
0.01950 |
1569 |
614 |
593 |
362 |
7 |
It's a gift from King Hammacher of Schlemmer. |
1.8375 |
0.01154 |
4757 |
1956 |
1618 |
1183 |
8 |
I'm just swinging in the reign. |
1.8223 |
0.01538 |
2622 |
1087 |
914 |
621 |
9 |
Don't worry. He's never here. He thinks the palace is a dump. |
1.7910 |
0.01459 |
3000 |
1337 |
953 |
710 |
10 |
Wait! Did he tell me to take the hammock or the hemlock? |
1.7858 |
0.01251 |
3698 |
1551 |
1388 |
759 |
11 |
I've been suspended. |
1.7825 |
0.01196 |
3927 |
1622 |
1537 |
768 |
12 |
He said one knight stand, didn’t he? |
1.7733 |
0.01254 |
4164 |
1943 |
1222 |
999 |
13 |
Nighty knight. |
1.7705 |
0.01835 |
1708 |
732 |
636 |
340 |
14 |
Dude, it's a hundred years war. |
1.7647 |
0.01246 |
3952 |
1787 |
1308 |
857 |
15 |
I'm telling you, 'standing guard' is just an expression. |
1.7556 |
0.01305 |
3224 |
1375 |
1262 |
587 |
16 |
One trip to Spain and you're all about the siesta. |
1.7450 |
0.01833 |
1616 |
697 |
634 |
285 |
17 |
That was one helluva' party. Where'd we leave the King? |
1.7407 |
0.01884 |
1647 |
750 |
574 |
323 |
18 |
Just tell me if you hear the drawbridge. |
1.7347 |
0.01860 |
1519 |
654 |
614 |
251 |
19 |
I was sentenced to hang. |
1.7281 |
0.01313 |
3237 |
1463 |
1191 |
583 |
20 |
I shall not be swayed! |
1.7201 |
0.01302 |
3251 |
1478 |
1205 |
568 |
21 |
Me? I'm the Court Rester. |
1.7184 |
0.02144 |
1204 |
550 |
443 |
211 |
22 |
It's fine, he'll be watching Fox for at least the next hour. |
1.7116 |
0.01373 |
3246 |
1596 |
990 |
660 |
23 |
Just swing in' in the reign! |
1.6975 |
0.01447 |
2813 |
1382 |
900 |
531 |
24 |
Stop worrying. He doesn't care about hard work. He just expects loyalty. |
1.6944 |
0.02014 |
1394 |
672 |
476 |
246 |
25 |
This time rock me with the blunt end. |
1.6889 |
0.01402 |
3060 |
1544 |
924 |
592 |
26 |
That's not what the king meant when he asked you to work the swing shift. |
1.6867 |
0.01340 |
2959 |
1395 |
1096 |
468 |
27 |
It's a nice perk, I agree...but I'd prefer health insurance. |
1.6842 |
0.01844 |
1504 |
697 |
585 |
222 |
28 |
No, all he said was "no sitting on my throne while I'm gone" |
1.6682 |
0.01531 |
2242 |
1084 |
818 |
340 |
29 |
I've got the knight shift. |
1.6601 |
0.02041 |
1321 |
664 |
442 |
215 |
30 |
It's nice, but I'd rather we got dental. |
1.6555 |
0.01467 |
2473 |
1231 |
863 |
379 |
31 |
You may as well make yourself comfortable. He went to try and make peace with the French. |
1.6509 |
0.01502 |
2395 |
1211 |
809 |
375 |
32 |
It's not a huge deal. You just get a letter from the court doctor about bad knees. |
1.6310 |
0.01658 |
1946 |
1012 |
640 |
294 |
33 |
It's not my fault you only have one pillar. |
1.6256 |
0.01783 |
1744 |
932 |
533 |
279 |
34 |
Do you think I'm too easily swayed? |
1.6230 |
0.01528 |
2220 |
1151 |
755 |
314 |
35 |
Going union was the best decision we ever made. |
1.6158 |
0.01653 |
1991 |
1071 |
614 |
306 |
36 |
The Airbnb listing did say it was "fit for a king." |
1.6150 |
0.01608 |
1992 |
1044 |
671 |
277 |
37 |
Hmmm, you know, "Game of Hammocks", just doesn't have the same ring. |
1.6116 |
0.01816 |
1617 |
867 |
511 |
239 |
38 |
It's ok they always blow the trumpets before he comes in. |
1.6068 |
0.01637 |
1816 |
939 |
652 |
225 |
39 |
And now is the summer of my content. |
1.6050 |
0.01715 |
1790 |
964 |
569 |
257 |
40 |
Another spat with the queen my liege? |
1.6003 |
0.01888 |
1471 |
797 |
465 |
209 |
41 |
He said, and I'm quoting here, "Hang around until I get back. |
1.5975 |
0.01660 |
1744 |
911 |
624 |
209 |
42 |
Our kingdom isn't even relevant until Season 5. |
1.5934 |
0.04352 |
305 |
175 |
79 |
51 |
43 |
Sir, the queen would like to know when will you be returning to your big boy seat? |
1.5853 |
0.01803 |
1676 |
948 |
475 |
253 |
44 |
I suppose this will do, but what I ordered was ham hocks. |
1.5836 |
0.01828 |
1638 |
931 |
458 |
249 |
45 |
Wake me at IV XLV! |
1.5783 |
0.01837 |
1565 |
882 |
461 |
222 |
46 |
Wake me if he tweets. |
1.5777 |
0.01906 |
1480 |
842 |
421 |
217 |
47 |
...and when I come out after 2 weeks I'll be a monarch! |
1.5769 |
0.02169 |
1229 |
725 |
299 |
205 |
48 |
So this is how it feels to be the King of Swing. |
1.5638 |
0.02294 |
995 |
572 |
285 |
138 |
49 |
Seriously, all you need is a letter from your doctor. |
1.5629 |
0.01781 |
1693 |
986 |
461 |
246 |
50 |
Because I am a royal brother-in-law and you're not. |
1.5557 |
0.02760 |
646 |
366 |
201 |
79 |
51 |
I've been suspended. |
1.5547 |
0.01847 |
1473 |
844 |
441 |
188 |
52 |
No hurry. He tweets for a couple of hours every morning. |
1.5513 |
0.01853 |
1609 |
967 |
397 |
245 |
53 |
I still prefer the Ottoman. |
1.5498 |
0.01895 |
1435 |
838 |
405 |
192 |
54 |
'I'm employee of the month' |
1.5498 |
0.02149 |
1095 |
634 |
320 |
141 |
55 |
This sure is better than being the guillotine tester. |
1.5475 |
0.02064 |
1158 |
666 |
350 |
142 |
56 |
It looked better on Airbnb... |
1.5437 |
0.01893 |
1466 |
872 |
391 |
203 |
57 |
Can we get this in king size? |
1.5394 |
0.02190 |
1027 |
598 |
304 |
125 |
58 |
Tell them the usual - record growth, respect abroad, prosperity for all, and covfefe. |
1.5368 |
0.02039 |
1265 |
761 |
329 |
175 |
59 |
Good night, good knight. |
1.5361 |
0.01929 |
1259 |
722 |
399 |
138 |
60 |
You should join our union. |
1.5350 |
0.02378 |
871 |
511 |
254 |
106 |
61 |
I'm glamping. |
1.5303 |
0.02337 |
1205 |
812 |
147 |
246 |
62 |
Why not? He's golfing in Florida 'til Tuesday. |
1.5297 |
0.02066 |
1214 |
734 |
317 |
163 |
63 |
Wish I had a book... And knew how to read. |
1.5296 |
0.02385 |
895 |
537 |
242 |
116 |
64 |
Does her majesty have another migraine, Sire? |
1.5284 |
0.02258 |
1005 |
606 |
267 |
132 |
65 |
Gotta love casual Fridays. |
1.5278 |
0.02821 |
576 |
332 |
184 |
60 |
66 |
Well, he DID say that if I didn't shape up, my ass would be in a sling... |
1.5177 |
0.02416 |
821 |
490 |
237 |
94 |
67 |
The King said I'd be hanged. This was a happy surprise. |
1.4993 |
0.02529 |
681 |
404 |
214 |
63 |
68 |
I'm just a throne's stow away |
1.4968 |
0.02496 |
789 |
492 |
202 |
95 |
69 |
The rein of the Hammocks was brief but comfortable. |
1.4949 |
0.02455 |
778 |
478 |
215 |
85 |
70 |
Be a dear and fetch me a Bloody Mary. |
1.4932 |
0.02638 |
738 |
471 |
170 |
97 |
71 |
Could you hand me that small pillow on the chair? |
1.4925 |
0.05043 |
201 |
128 |
47 |
26 |
72 |
Wake me up for the impeachment. |
1.4921 |
0.02662 |
695 |
437 |
174 |
84 |
73 |
It's hemorrhoids, ok! You happy now? |
1.4917 |
0.02585 |
720 |
449 |
188 |
83 |
74 |
I take it you're not in the union. |
1.4905 |
0.02565 |
736 |
461 |
189 |
86 |
75 |
I'm also his son-in-law. |
1.4900 |
0.02637 |
698 |
438 |
178 |
82 |
76 |
They'll call me Atilla the Hung. |
1.4851 |
0.02579 |
705 |
440 |
188 |
77 |
77 |
Relax. The last crusade lasted eight years. |
1.4851 |
0.02576 |
703 |
438 |
189 |
76 |
78 |
What's the worst she could do? |
1.4837 |
0.02635 |
676 |
423 |
179 |
74 |
79 |
It's a bi-poler thing. |
1.4837 |
0.02818 |
674 |
444 |
134 |
96 |
80 |
I call it a "sling bunk." Can't wait to show King Hammock my invention! |
1.4829 |
0.02691 |
671 |
426 |
166 |
79 |
81 |
Got any good knight stories? |
1.4816 |
0.02653 |
681 |
431 |
172 |
78 |
82 |
You're the new guy, right? |
1.4802 |
0.02650 |
656 |
410 |
177 |
69 |
83 |
I'm swinging in the reign. |
1.4802 |
0.02711 |
656 |
417 |
163 |
76 |
84 |
I've checked and nowhere in the job description did it say STANDING guard. |
1.4800 |
0.02689 |
625 |
388 |
174 |
63 |
85 |
I'm holding sway. |
1.4766 |
0.02646 |
642 |
400 |
178 |
64 |
86 |
I thought about a crusade, but I'm going with a staycation this year. |
1.4765 |
0.02731 |
638 |
406 |
160 |
72 |
87 |
I still say it beats anything from the Ottoman Empire. |
1.4745 |
0.04333 |
255 |
163 |
63 |
29 |
88 |
Bring me the wench with good balance! |
1.4742 |
0.02887 |
561 |
356 |
144 |
61 |
89 |
The King said it was either a beheading or a hanging. For me the choice was easy. |
1.4723 |
0.02752 |
614 |
390 |
158 |
66 |
90 |
Who's that coming: the king or the jester? They sound so alike these days. |
1.4708 |
0.02944 |
582 |
382 |
126 |
74 |
91 |
I just got tenure. |
1.4702 |
0.02792 |
587 |
372 |
154 |
61 |
92 |
Ever get that nagging feeling you might have left the drawbridge down? |
1.4678 |
0.02939 |
575 |
377 |
127 |
71 |
93 |
I hate to ask, but can you give me a little push? |
1.4659 |
0.02841 |
558 |
354 |
148 |
56 |
94 |
y-y-y-Your Majesty's return is unexpected !! |
1.4645 |
0.02992 |
564 |
374 |
118 |
72 |
95 |
We agreed, when we pillage, it's my turn. When we plunder it is your turn. |
1.4621 |
0.02797 |
541 |
338 |
156 |
47 |
96 |
We should have taken over a castle with a backyard. |
1.4615 |
0.02924 |
533 |
342 |
136 |
55 |
97 |
I prefer to think of it as 'working smarter, not harder'. |
1.4614 |
0.02834 |
544 |
344 |
149 |
51 |
98 |
Sure beats the rack. |
1.4577 |
0.02904 |
496 |
311 |
143 |
42 |
99 |
Great, NOW I have to go to the bathroom. |
1.4577 |
0.03068 |
496 |
323 |
119 |
54 |
100 |
This is even better than the Ottoman Empire! |
1.4572 |
0.03190 |
444 |
286 |
113 |
45 |
101 |
Ignoring my post? I'm literally tied to it. |
1.4545 |
0.02984 |
506 |
327 |
128 |
51 |
102 |
Wake me when it's the Enlightenment. |
1.4527 |
0.03035 |
497 |
324 |
121 |
52 |
103 |
With respect, Sire, I don't feel 'Game of Hammocks' has quite the resonance you're seeking. |
1.4527 |
0.03022 |
497 |
323 |
123 |
51 |
104 |
Stand there if you like but he's not going to be back before September. |
1.4527 |
0.03009 |
497 |
322 |
125 |
50 |
105 |
Let's face it Lance...We have very different guard styles...that's all. |
1.4505 |
0.02947 |
475 |
300 |
136 |
39 |
106 |
I told you we should have upgraded to the queen. |
1.4494 |
0.04848 |
178 |
113 |
50 |
15 |
107 |
That was the best knight's sleep I've had in ages. |
1.4489 |
0.03103 |
470 |
307 |
115 |
48 |
108 |
So he put my ass in a sling. |
1.4474 |
0.03095 |
456 |
295 |
118 |
43 |
109 |
And so it is, my Kingdom is in recline. |
1.4459 |
0.02988 |
462 |
294 |
130 |
38 |
110 |
Throne don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing |
1.4457 |
0.03276 |
442 |
295 |
97 |
50 |
111 |
He Left__Said He Wanted to Make the 'Dark Ages' Great Again |
1.4457 |
0.03211 |
460 |
307 |
101 |
52 |
112 |
It's not my fault you don't have two columns. |
1.4435 |
0.03038 |
451 |
289 |
124 |
38 |
113 |
Chill out, dude. He went to New Jersey to golf again. |
1.4424 |
0.03206 |
443 |
293 |
104 |
46 |
114 |
It feels good to let my guard down. |
1.4420 |
0.03180 |
448 |
296 |
106 |
46 |
115 |
I'm sorry sire. When I booked it they said it was a place to relax among pillars of the community. |
1.4409 |
0.03189 |
440 |
290 |
106 |
44 |
116 |
Hammock, my friend... What should I call this contraption? |
1.4398 |
0.03339 |
407 |
270 |
95 |
42 |
117 |
Your majesty, should I presume you are in the dog castle again with the queen? |
1.4397 |
0.04258 |
232 |
150 |
62 |
20 |
118 |
Tell them I went down swinging. |
1.4391 |
0.03344 |
435 |
296 |
87 |
52 |
119 |
You're right. Not much lumbar support, but it's heaven on my hemorrhoids. |
1.4385 |
0.03118 |
431 |
279 |
115 |
37 |
120 |
Relax. It's season 7. At this point, if His Grace is gone for more than 10 minutes, I'm assuming he's dead. |
1.4379 |
0.03258 |
427 |
284 |
99 |
44 |
121 |
C'mon, give me a push. |
1.4363 |
0.03291 |
424 |
284 |
95 |
45 |
122 |
Tell the Princess she'll never feel the pea in this thing. |
1.4331 |
0.03012 |
411 |
259 |
126 |
26 |
123 |
I dreamt I was the inside of a banana. |
1.4325 |
0.03397 |
400 |
270 |
87 |
43 |
124 |
Approach the hammock just doesn't have the right ring to it. |
1.4321 |
0.03217 |
405 |
265 |
105 |
35 |
125 |
What's the worst that could happen? |
1.4321 |
0.03101 |
405 |
259 |
117 |
29 |
126 |
Wake me up if you hear the bastard coming. |
1.4307 |
0.03561 |
397 |
277 |
69 |
51 |
127 |
Can you push me again? |
1.4303 |
0.03438 |
402 |
275 |
81 |
46 |
128 |
When I'm king, I'm getting a whole bunch of these. |
1.4282 |
0.03181 |
390 |
252 |
109 |
29 |
129 |
Didn't anyone tell you he was in Mar-a-Lago? |
1.4282 |
0.03478 |
390 |
267 |
79 |
44 |
130 |
I'm having an unguarded moment. |
1.4274 |
0.03479 |
372 |
251 |
83 |
38 |
131 |
All right, Sir Lounge-a-lot. Break time's over. |
1.4267 |
0.03161 |
382 |
245 |
111 |
26 |
132 |
Are you sure it said 'King-sized' on the box? |
1.4264 |
0.03419 |
387 |
262 |
85 |
40 |
133 |
The description on Airbnb said it would be two hammocks. |
1.4256 |
0.03465 |
383 |
261 |
81 |
41 |
134 |
Wake me when you hear the flush. |
1.4252 |
0.03498 |
381 |
261 |
78 |
42 |
135 |
I'm supposed to protect him against his worst enemy, so wake me if he starts to tweet. |
1.4248 |
0.03491 |
379 |
259 |
79 |
41 |
136 |
He's SO paranoid. I have to test everything. |
1.4228 |
0.03188 |
369 |
237 |
108 |
24 |
137 |
I just can't sleep standing up anymore. |
1.4212 |
0.03374 |
368 |
245 |
91 |
32 |
138 |
With barbarians at the gate I'm opting for a staycation. |
1.4208 |
0.03205 |
366 |
236 |
106 |
24 |
139 |
Any chance you could find a curtain for that window? |
1.4200 |
0.03401 |
350 |
231 |
91 |
28 |
140 |
I never thought the King would agree to our union's demands |
1.4194 |
0.03403 |
360 |
240 |
89 |
31 |
141 |
What makes you think I couldn't be the next King of Swing? |
1.4194 |
0.03559 |
360 |
247 |
75 |
38 |
142 |
Between pillar and post ain't all that bad. |
1.4174 |
0.03352 |
357 |
236 |
93 |
28 |
143 |
I'm not worried; his absolute minimum shit was 83 minutes. |
1.4174 |
0.04073 |
357 |
270 |
25 |
62 |
144 |
The homeowners' association wouldn't let me put it outside. |
1.4162 |
0.03588 |
334 |
226 |
77 |
31 |
145 |
Everyone who sits in that chair is killed. I found a workaround. |
1.4160 |
0.03486 |
351 |
237 |
82 |
32 |
146 |
I'm bipolar. |
1.4150 |
0.03442 |
347 |
232 |
86 |
29 |
147 |
So who's laughing at the newest Employee of the Month now? |
1.4140 |
0.03638 |
343 |
237 |
70 |
36 |
148 |
"The Queen was in one of her moods again". |
1.4140 |
0.03684 |
343 |
239 |
66 |
38 |
149 |
If this is his idea of hanging, drawing and quartering should be a laugh. |
1.4135 |
0.03332 |
341 |
223 |
95 |
23 |
150 |
There are many sides to the 'throne v. hammock' debate. Many sides |
1.4125 |
0.03636 |
337 |
232 |
71 |
34 |
151 |
No, I'm not enjoying my staycation. |
1.4102 |
0.03658 |
334 |
231 |
69 |
34 |
152 |
Whichever King invented the the throne to sit on all day had clearly never lounged in a hammock. |
1.4102 |
0.03429 |
334 |
222 |
87 |
25 |
153 |
If anyone asks, you're me. |
1.4091 |
0.03536 |
330 |
223 |
79 |
28 |
154 |
I never made fun of your yoga ball. |
1.4091 |
0.03639 |
330 |
227 |
71 |
32 |
155 |
So I figured: why pay rent and spend an hour each way commuting? |
1.4091 |
0.03404 |
330 |
218 |
89 |
23 |
156 |
Casual Fridays. |
1.4074 |
0.03608 |
324 |
221 |
74 |
29 |
157 |
"I said 'hemlock'". |
1.4068 |
0.03650 |
322 |
221 |
71 |
30 |
158 |
No, I don't want to talk about Game of Thrones. |
1.4062 |
0.03797 |
320 |
225 |
60 |
35 |
159 |
Apparently I snore. |
1.4057 |
0.03402 |
318 |
209 |
89 |
20 |
160 |
Talk to Linda in H.R. She's got the forms. |
1.4057 |
0.03682 |
318 |
219 |
69 |
30 |
161 |
I like it. Order one in queen for the wife. |
1.4057 |
0.03600 |
318 |
216 |
75 |
27 |
162 |
This new column is a game changer! |
1.4057 |
0.03628 |
318 |
217 |
73 |
28 |
163 |
You can stand there if you want but he's not coming back till thursday |
1.4026 |
0.03694 |
313 |
216 |
68 |
29 |
164 |
Wake me if what's his name comes back. |
1.4019 |
0.03683 |
311 |
214 |
69 |
28 |
165 |
What? He said make yourself at home... |
1.4000 |
0.03645 |
305 |
208 |
72 |
25 |
166 |
How long have you been standing there? |
1.4000 |
0.03875 |
305 |
216 |
56 |
33 |
167 |
Dude, it really ties the room together. |
1.4000 |
0.03704 |
305 |
210 |
68 |
27 |
168 |
It's a WORKING nap! |
1.3993 |
0.03478 |
303 |
201 |
83 |
19 |
169 |
Think about it. Is someone really going to steal the throne? |
1.3987 |
0.03738 |
301 |
208 |
66 |
27 |
170 |
I am not really a Knight person. |
1.3980 |
0.03695 |
299 |
205 |
69 |
25 |
171 |
I mean why not? The king's always out playing golf |
1.3980 |
0.03844 |
299 |
210 |
59 |
30 |
172 |
It's not my fault if your side has only one column. |
1.3973 |
0.03650 |
297 |
202 |
72 |
23 |
173 |
Just a quick absolute power nap. |
1.3973 |
0.03862 |
297 |
209 |
58 |
30 |
174 |
What? She didn't say we had to "stand" guard. |
1.3966 |
0.03603 |
295 |
199 |
75 |
21 |
175 |
Wake me when the enemies reach the gate... or the King is on the 18th hole, whichever comes first. |
1.3959 |
0.03839 |
293 |
205 |
60 |
28 |
176 |
This is why you join the union. |
1.3945 |
0.03782 |
289 |
200 |
64 |
25 |
177 |
Marketing promised a four poster with overhead mirror, then it went to Accounting |
1.3929 |
0.04184 |
280 |
205 |
40 |
35 |
178 |
I distinctly asked for ham hocks! |
1.3924 |
0.03821 |
288 |
201 |
61 |
26 |
179 |
Might as well chill. I hear the crusade is gonna take a while. |
1.3916 |
0.03871 |
286 |
201 |
58 |
27 |
180 |
What surprised ? - I like to swing both ways. |
1.3916 |
0.03775 |
286 |
198 |
64 |
24 |
181 |
Which way do you swing? |
1.3916 |
0.03709 |
286 |
196 |
68 |
22 |
182 |
If you joined the union, they'd look after you too. |
1.3893 |
0.03693 |
280 |
191 |
69 |
20 |
183 |
This contraption promises a good knight’s sleep. |
1.3893 |
0.03693 |
280 |
191 |
69 |
20 |
184 |
I'm just saying, you don't need two guards to guard an empty chair. |
1.3885 |
0.03848 |
278 |
194 |
60 |
24 |
185 |
At least they can't call me a sleepless Knight. |
1.3869 |
0.03887 |
274 |
192 |
58 |
24 |
186 |
Damn it! I forgot to go to the bathroom. |
1.3869 |
0.03852 |
274 |
191 |
60 |
23 |
187 |
I can't get into any worse trouble. I've already got my butt in a sling. |
1.3866 |
0.04135 |
238 |
166 |
52 |
20 |
188 |
I slept my way to this cushy job, I see no reason to stop now. |
1.3860 |
0.04297 |
215 |
149 |
49 |
17 |
189 |
You should ask for another pillar. |
1.3855 |
0.03901 |
262 |
182 |
59 |
21 |
190 |
You really ought to join the union. |
1.3852 |
0.03961 |
270 |
191 |
54 |
25 |
191 |
The Hammock Empire, the Hammock Empire, it's just embarrassing, how about the Ottoman Empire? |
1.3843 |
0.04085 |
268 |
193 |
47 |
28 |
192 |
I'm th court rester. |
1.3835 |
0.03930 |
266 |
187 |
56 |
23 |
193 |
Apologize, and The Queen will allow you back in chambers. |
1.3826 |
0.03877 |
264 |
184 |
59 |
21 |
194 |
I told you to join the union. |
1.3817 |
0.03859 |
262 |
182 |
60 |
20 |
195 |
C'mon, just one push. |
1.3817 |
0.04290 |
262 |
194 |
36 |
32 |
196 |
This is his robe. That's why he has no clothes. |
1.3817 |
0.03897 |
262 |
183 |
58 |
21 |
197 |
If His Majesty can go on a working vacation, so can I. |
1.3813 |
0.04026 |
257 |
182 |
52 |
23 |
198 |
Look, we flipped a coin and I got the side with two pillars so get over it, already! |
1.3808 |
0.03840 |
260 |
180 |
61 |
19 |
199 |
Then they shouldn't have put them so close together. |
1.3808 |
0.03682 |
260 |
176 |
69 |
15 |
200 |
Beats hell out of that mattress with the hidden pea! |
1.3798 |
0.04013 |
258 |
183 |
52 |
23 |
201 |
The seat of power was surprisingly uncomfortable. |
1.3798 |
0.03975 |
258 |
182 |
54 |
22 |
202 |
'Get up - it's VIII o'clock.' |
1.3789 |
0.04034 |
256 |
182 |
51 |
23 |
203 |
And then I was just like, "What am I even guarding anymore?" |
1.3789 |
0.03996 |
256 |
181 |
53 |
22 |
204 |
I call it an ergonomic workstation. |
1.3789 |
0.03800 |
256 |
176 |
63 |
17 |
205 |
Your'e, indeed, a well-hung knight, Sir Hammock. |
1.3789 |
0.03718 |
256 |
174 |
67 |
15 |
206 |
The free shipping got me. |
1.3789 |
0.03958 |
256 |
180 |
55 |
21 |
207 |
I said "hassock," you idiot! |
1.3780 |
0.04017 |
254 |
180 |
52 |
22 |
208 |
If you don't tell the King, I won't tell him you're wearing the Queen's Panties. |
1.3770 |
0.04039 |
252 |
179 |
51 |
22 |
209 |
The Siege of Margaritaville hath reaped but meager plunder. |
1.3760 |
0.04292 |
250 |
184 |
38 |
28 |
210 |
I forget. Am I lying down or laying down on the job? |
1.3760 |
0.04061 |
250 |
178 |
50 |
22 |
211 |
He did say "at ease!" |
1.3760 |
0.03816 |
250 |
172 |
62 |
16 |
212 |
You should have joined the Union. |
1.3760 |
0.04100 |
250 |
179 |
48 |
23 |
213 |
Golfing again in Jersey. Wake me up Monday. |
1.3760 |
0.04061 |
250 |
178 |
50 |
22 |
214 |
The queen is my sister, that's why! |
1.3750 |
0.03878 |
248 |
172 |
59 |
17 |
215 |
Someone's been putting peas under all the mattresses. |
1.3750 |
0.03793 |
248 |
170 |
63 |
15 |
216 |
It's called "glamping." |
1.3750 |
0.03836 |
248 |
171 |
61 |
16 |
217 |
It's called a staycation. |
1.3740 |
0.03941 |
246 |
172 |
56 |
18 |
218 |
It's a working vacation. I invented it. |
1.3740 |
0.03856 |
246 |
170 |
60 |
16 |
219 |
Casual Fridays. |
1.3740 |
0.03941 |
246 |
172 |
56 |
18 |
220 |
I'm guarding the hammock, you guard the rest. |
1.3730 |
0.04004 |
244 |
172 |
53 |
19 |
221 |
A bed. A bed. My kingdom for a bed. |
1.3730 |
0.04209 |
244 |
177 |
43 |
24 |
222 |
Has it been 4 years yet? |
1.3729 |
0.04313 |
236 |
172 |
40 |
24 |
223 |
Haven't you heard? We're union now. |
1.3719 |
0.03940 |
242 |
169 |
56 |
17 |
224 |
I think I'll call it la-z-roi |
1.3719 |
0.03896 |
242 |
168 |
58 |
16 |
225 |
Of course my fortune's outrageous. You got the sling and I got the arrow. |
1.3686 |
0.04181 |
236 |
170 |
45 |
21 |
226 |
Don't tell King Hammock about it, he'll take all the credit. |
1.3675 |
0.04291 |
234 |
171 |
40 |
23 |
227 |
Well, I'm not just going to stand there while he's off golfing again! |
1.3664 |
0.04095 |
232 |
165 |
49 |
18 |
228 |
I found this place on Heirbnb.com |
1.3664 |
0.04049 |
232 |
164 |
51 |
17 |
229 |
They do it at Google! |
1.3664 |
0.04360 |
232 |
171 |
37 |
24 |
230 |
Not my fault you only have one column. |
1.3640 |
0.03698 |
228 |
154 |
65 |
9 |
231 |
This helps prevent throne rash. |
1.3632 |
0.04009 |
223 |
156 |
53 |
14 |
232 |
Relax, he’s on the other throne. |
1.3628 |
0.04070 |
226 |
160 |
50 |
16 |
233 |
Can't you see? I've been suspended. |
1.3628 |
0.04070 |
226 |
160 |
50 |
16 |
234 |
I want the King to see that I'm well hung. |
1.3616 |
0.04238 |
224 |
162 |
43 |
19 |
235 |
Send in the queen, I feel like some pillar talk. |
1.3604 |
0.04117 |
222 |
158 |
48 |
16 |
236 |
? Well it don't mean a thing, if the kings' got no swing,... do whop, do whop, do whop, do whop, do whop. ? |
1.3604 |
0.04358 |
222 |
163 |
38 |
21 |
237 |
It's my turn; you had it during the last siege. |
1.3591 |
0.04141 |
220 |
157 |
47 |
16 |
238 |
No problem. He'll be on the golf course all weekend. |
1.3591 |
0.04141 |
220 |
157 |
47 |
16 |
239 |
Play your cards right and one day you too could be the kings hammock tester. |
1.3578 |
0.04115 |
218 |
155 |
48 |
15 |
240 |
Tell the people I'm power napping. |
1.3578 |
0.05759 |
109 |
77 |
25 |
7 |
241 |
No, I don't feel calm and secure... And I don't want to talk about my mother! |
1.3578 |
0.04266 |
218 |
158 |
42 |
18 |
242 |
Just swing in' in the reign! |
1.3578 |
0.04063 |
218 |
154 |
50 |
14 |
243 |
Don't give me that look... You know how long he takes on his other throne. |
1.3578 |
0.04115 |
218 |
155 |
48 |
15 |
244 |
I'm just swinging in the reign. |
1.3565 |
0.04139 |
216 |
154 |
47 |
15 |
245 |
I swear, if you close your eyes it's like you're in the Bahamas. |
1.3565 |
0.04342 |
216 |
158 |
39 |
19 |
246 |
I'm tired of bending the knee. Now I'm resting the tush. |
1.3565 |
0.04139 |
216 |
154 |
47 |
15 |
247 |
I’m not really in a meeting, that’s just what you tell people. |
1.3565 |
0.04488 |
216 |
161 |
33 |
22 |
248 |
I asked for a ham hock, you imbecile. |
1.3551 |
0.04419 |
214 |
158 |
36 |
20 |
249 |
I was terrified when he first said hang him |
1.3551 |
0.04319 |
214 |
156 |
40 |
18 |
250 |
I'm Union, you're not. Deal with it. |
1.3551 |
0.04319 |
214 |
156 |
40 |
18 |
251 |
I'd get up and switch with you, but you're doing such a great job! |
1.3551 |
0.04163 |
214 |
153 |
46 |
15 |
252 |
“To die, to sleep - To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, For in this sleep of death what dreams may come...” ? William Shakespeare, Hammock (first draft) |
1.3542 |
0.04240 |
192 |
135 |
46 |
11 |
253 |
This isn't exactly what I meant by 'King of Swing.' |
1.3538 |
0.04345 |
212 |
155 |
39 |
18 |
254 |
I’m calling it a "power nap." |
1.3538 |
0.04135 |
212 |
151 |
47 |
14 |
255 |
I'll take the swing shift. |
1.3538 |
0.04294 |
212 |
154 |
41 |
17 |
256 |
Oh, hell, he won't be back from Mar-a-Lago for weeks. |
1.3538 |
0.04294 |
212 |
154 |
41 |
17 |
257 |
Go ahead, sit on the throne! You'll see why I'm in the hammock. |
1.3524 |
0.03991 |
210 |
147 |
52 |
11 |
258 |
It's a perk to attract top talent. There's a sushi bar in the dungeon now, too. |
1.3524 |
0.04267 |
210 |
152 |
42 |
16 |
259 |
I ordered a sling. |
1.3524 |
0.04214 |
210 |
151 |
44 |
15 |
260 |
Befriend the royal architect, get an extra column on your side--simple as that. |
1.3512 |
0.04053 |
205 |
144 |
50 |
11 |
261 |
Just as I suspected, the King swings both ways! |
1.3510 |
0.04453 |
208 |
154 |
35 |
19 |
262 |
They were out of King-sized |
1.3510 |
0.04348 |
208 |
152 |
39 |
17 |
263 |
Wake me when the Dark Ages are over. |
1.3495 |
0.04153 |
206 |
147 |
46 |
13 |
264 |
No . . . I think Claudius said 'Bring unto me Hamlet'. |
1.3495 |
0.04153 |
206 |
147 |
46 |
13 |
265 |
Wenches dig it. |
1.3495 |
0.04153 |
206 |
147 |
46 |
13 |
266 |
I'm working from home today. |
1.3483 |
0.04279 |
201 |
145 |
42 |
14 |
267 |
Our contract only says, “be at his side”. |
1.3483 |
0.03915 |
201 |
139 |
54 |
8 |
268 |
It's just so much better for my hemorrhoids. |
1.3480 |
0.04403 |
204 |
150 |
37 |
17 |
269 |
I'm bunking here while the king is sleeping with my wife. |
1.3480 |
0.04348 |
204 |
149 |
39 |
16 |
270 |
Relax brother. During the last Crusade he was gone for three years. |
1.3480 |
0.04120 |
204 |
145 |
47 |
12 |
271 |
I call it my prone throne |
1.3480 |
0.04120 |
204 |
145 |
47 |
12 |
272 |
Wake me when the whores arrive. |
1.3480 |
0.04721 |
204 |
156 |
25 |
23 |
273 |
Oh come on Elwood, she won't be back for hours. Call me 'Your Highness' and peel me a grape. |
1.3474 |
0.04449 |
190 |
138 |
38 |
14 |
274 |
I'm just not sure I like working the swing shift. |
1.3467 |
0.04536 |
199 |
148 |
33 |
18 |
275 |
He's off searching for his moral compass. |
1.3467 |
0.04307 |
199 |
144 |
41 |
14 |
276 |
I plundered it from the flea market. |
1.3452 |
0.04393 |
197 |
144 |
38 |
15 |
277 |
Just one push, Max, and straighten the rug before the King comes back! |
1.3436 |
0.04239 |
195 |
140 |
43 |
12 |
278 |
Would it kill you to hum a lullaby? |
1.3436 |
0.04655 |
195 |
147 |
29 |
19 |
279 |
The Queen snores. |
1.3420 |
0.04571 |
193 |
144 |
32 |
17 |
280 |
It comes when you upgrade to a second pillar. |
1.3420 |
0.04072 |
193 |
136 |
48 |
9 |
281 |
Hey, YOU try sitting for hours on that thing with a bad back! |
1.3420 |
0.04329 |
193 |
140 |
40 |
13 |
282 |
"Hark" once if you see the king and twice if I start snoring. |
1.3403 |
0.04163 |
191 |
136 |
45 |
10 |
283 |
Morning Hun... |
1.3403 |
0.04419 |
191 |
140 |
37 |
14 |
284 |
Well, it's not my fault you don't have another pillar on your side. |
1.3403 |
0.04293 |
191 |
138 |
41 |
12 |
285 |
Well, I don't intend to wait eight centuries for memory foam. |
1.3386 |
0.04449 |
189 |
139 |
36 |
14 |
286 |
Yes, a perfect opportunity for a good knight's sleep. |
1.3386 |
0.04512 |
189 |
140 |
34 |
15 |
287 |
You go on. I'd rather remember him with his head. |
1.3386 |
0.04255 |
189 |
136 |
42 |
11 |
288 |
I dunno why they say "Uneasy lies the head of state" -- this thing is very comfy! |
1.3386 |
0.03910 |
189 |
131 |
52 |
6 |
289 |
We changed repeal and replace with rest and relax. |
1.3371 |
0.04499 |
178 |
130 |
36 |
12 |
290 |
Yes, Geoffrey. My argument for a load-bearing pillar did have selfish designs. |
1.3369 |
0.04076 |
187 |
132 |
47 |
8 |
291 |
Well then whats the point of the extra column?? |
1.3369 |
0.03932 |
187 |
130 |
51 |
6 |
292 |
Yes, thank you, Harold, a cup of Sleepytime tea WOULD be nice. |
1.3369 |
0.04543 |
187 |
139 |
33 |
15 |
293 |
HR says I've accrued too many vacation days. |
1.3369 |
0.04414 |
187 |
137 |
37 |
13 |
294 |
I can do this job in my sleep. |
1.3369 |
0.04004 |
187 |
131 |
49 |
7 |
295 |
"You go ahead and start the pillaging and carnage without me, I think I'm coming down with a plague or something"! |
1.3333 |
0.04671 |
183 |
138 |
29 |
16 |
296 |
They said I could either bow the knee or hang. |
1.3333 |
0.04474 |
183 |
135 |
35 |
13 |
297 |
I wîsh I had two pillars.... |
1.3315 |
0.03762 |
181 |
124 |
54 |
3 |
298 |
I see you've been on Amazon again. |
1.3315 |
0.04366 |
181 |
132 |
38 |
11 |
299 |
They allow it at Google. |
1.3315 |
0.04295 |
181 |
131 |
40 |
10 |
300 |
Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lie down? |
1.3315 |
0.04366 |
181 |
132 |
38 |
11 |
301 |
Too bad you didn't join the union. |
1.3315 |
0.04627 |
178 |
133 |
31 |
14 |
302 |
Last I heard he's in Palm Beach, he thinks this castle is a dump |
1.3315 |
0.04828 |
178 |
136 |
25 |
17 |
303 |
Let me know if the cameras get switched back on. |
1.3315 |
0.04119 |
178 |
126 |
45 |
7 |
304 |
The King said hang around and guard the castle and by god that is what I intend to do! |
1.3315 |
0.04041 |
178 |
125 |
47 |
6 |
305 |
I swear we're safe. He can't play 18 holes on a public course in under six hours. |
1.3315 |
0.04487 |
178 |
131 |
35 |
12 |
306 |
I invented it for a good knight's sleep. |
1.3315 |
0.04416 |
178 |
130 |
37 |
11 |
307 |
I just couldn't handle the commute anymore. |
1.3314 |
0.04576 |
169 |
124 |
34 |
11 |
308 |
Why else would they place two pillars this close together |
1.3276 |
0.04089 |
174 |
123 |
45 |
6 |
309 |
I suppose if I had another pillar, I'd do the same. |
1.3276 |
0.04007 |
174 |
122 |
47 |
5 |
310 |
Look l'm the Monarch rising from his cocoon! |
1.3276 |
0.04169 |
174 |
124 |
43 |
7 |
311 |
Thrones, impressive but no lumbar support. |
1.3256 |
0.04276 |
172 |
124 |
40 |
8 |
312 |
The king ordered you to bring him a ham hock, you fool! |
1.3256 |
0.04583 |
172 |
128 |
32 |
12 |
313 |
We plundered this? |
1.3256 |
0.04583 |
172 |
128 |
32 |
12 |
314 |
"Are you sure this is a King size"? |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
315 |
Serf's up, dude! |
1.3235 |
0.04837 |
170 |
130 |
25 |
15 |
316 |
I serve at the king's leisure. |
1.3235 |
0.04462 |
170 |
125 |
35 |
10 |
317 |
Relax. He's at the royal golf course again. |
1.3235 |
0.04384 |
170 |
124 |
37 |
9 |
318 |
Did you hear "off to his bed" or "off with his head?" |
1.3235 |
0.04462 |
170 |
125 |
35 |
10 |
319 |
When the king gets home, your butt's in a sling. |
1.3235 |
0.04690 |
170 |
128 |
29 |
13 |
320 |
Relax. He's out in Bedminster for the whole weekend. |
1.3235 |
0.04540 |
170 |
126 |
33 |
11 |
321 |
Because there's only one pillar on your side, that's why! |
1.3235 |
0.04222 |
170 |
122 |
41 |
7 |
322 |
"My Kingdom for some hemmoroidal cream"! |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
323 |
Budget cuts affect everybody. |
1.3235 |
0.04138 |
170 |
121 |
43 |
6 |
324 |
It wasn't until after we bought the throne that we realized there was no room left in the budget for a bed. |
1.3235 |
0.04540 |
170 |
126 |
33 |
11 |
325 |
Wake me when he is impeached. |
1.3193 |
0.04837 |
166 |
127 |
25 |
14 |
326 |
I'm the King, I can't go camping. |
1.3193 |
0.04360 |
166 |
121 |
37 |
8 |
327 |
It's called a staycation. |
1.3190 |
0.04497 |
163 |
120 |
34 |
9 |
328 |
The throne comes with too much responsibility. |
1.3190 |
0.04663 |
163 |
122 |
30 |
11 |
329 |
When they said it was a 24 hour job, l didn't realize they meant in a row. |
1.3190 |
0.04663 |
163 |
122 |
30 |
11 |
330 |
He's wrong. The throne is much more comfortable. |
1.3190 |
0.04497 |
163 |
120 |
34 |
9 |
331 |
Things, including break time, are so much better since we unionized. |
1.3190 |
0.04412 |
163 |
119 |
36 |
8 |
332 |
Don't worry. I superglued that sword into the stone. |
1.3190 |
0.04497 |
163 |
120 |
34 |
9 |
333 |
Summon the royal psychoanalyst |
1.3190 |
0.04581 |
163 |
121 |
32 |
10 |
334 |
What? Did you think every royal caterpillar emerges as a butterfly! |
1.3190 |
0.04412 |
163 |
119 |
36 |
8 |
335 |
It was only $3.99 on Amazon, including delivery! |
1.3168 |
0.04529 |
161 |
119 |
33 |
9 |
336 |
I won't stand on ceremony. |
1.3168 |
0.04698 |
161 |
121 |
29 |
11 |
337 |
I'm calling this the alt-throne! |
1.3168 |
0.04939 |
161 |
124 |
23 |
14 |
338 |
I'm sorry! It's not my fault that your side doesn't have two pillars. |
1.3168 |
0.04443 |
161 |
118 |
35 |
8 |
339 |
Well, I say there IS a dragon under my bed. |
1.3168 |
0.04529 |
161 |
119 |
33 |
9 |
340 |
Because his highness said there is nothing better than a good knight's rest. |
1.3168 |
0.04354 |
161 |
117 |
37 |
7 |
341 |
It's called an "ergonomic workspace." |
1.3168 |
0.04779 |
161 |
122 |
27 |
12 |
342 |
No, I'm sleeping NEAR the job... |
1.3168 |
0.04354 |
161 |
117 |
37 |
7 |
343 |
It's still no use, but try reading me the Magna Carta again. |
1.3168 |
0.04614 |
161 |
120 |
31 |
10 |
344 |
I'm tired of hearing you tell everyone who comes by that I'm on the throne. |
1.3161 |
0.04822 |
155 |
117 |
27 |
11 |
345 |
I am standing guard. Don't be so literal. |
1.3145 |
0.04474 |
159 |
117 |
34 |
8 |
346 |
What time do the Crusades begin? |
1.3121 |
0.04505 |
157 |
116 |
33 |
8 |
347 |
It's in our union contract. |
1.3121 |
0.04413 |
157 |
115 |
35 |
7 |
348 |
wake me if you hear trumpets |
1.3121 |
0.04595 |
157 |
117 |
31 |
9 |
349 |
You stand guard and I'll relax guard. |
1.3121 |
0.04769 |
157 |
119 |
27 |
11 |
350 |
Sometimes I just need to remember why it is good to be the king. |
1.3121 |
0.04505 |
157 |
116 |
33 |
8 |
351 |
So I thought, "As long as I'm between posts, why not relax?" |
1.3117 |
0.04833 |
154 |
117 |
26 |
11 |
352 |
Donald Trump is a jackass. |
1.3072 |
0.05430 |
153 |
124 |
11 |
18 |
353 |
When the king's away, the guards will sway. |
1.3072 |
0.04844 |
153 |
117 |
25 |
11 |
354 |
It was a lateral move. |
1.3072 |
0.04377 |
153 |
112 |
35 |
6 |
355 |
Well, if you must ask, the queen snores. |
1.3072 |
0.04570 |
153 |
114 |
31 |
8 |
356 |
It's safe to come out now, Your Majesty--the spider's dead |
1.3072 |
0.04844 |
153 |
117 |
25 |
11 |
357 |
It's perfect for my power nap. |
1.3072 |
0.04754 |
153 |
116 |
27 |
10 |
358 |
Might as well. King Donald is going to fire us anyway. |
1.3072 |
0.05018 |
153 |
119 |
21 |
13 |
359 |
So the Ottomans can't reach me. |
1.3072 |
0.04754 |
153 |
116 |
27 |
10 |
360 |
You should have joined the Union. |
1.3067 |
0.04432 |
150 |
110 |
34 |
6 |
361 |
My kingdom for a piña colada! |
1.3067 |
0.05001 |
150 |
116 |
22 |
12 |
362 |
Relax. He's in the bathroom on Twitter. |
1.3067 |
0.05090 |
150 |
117 |
20 |
13 |
363 |
Well, how do you define "at ease..."? |
1.3067 |
0.05001 |
150 |
116 |
22 |
12 |
364 |
I was told to man my posts. |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
365 |
I used up all my vacation days |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
366 |
I don't think that is what the King meant by stringing you up. |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
367 |
He won't be in for another hour, He was up all night Tweeting. |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
368 |
Yes, but I know his dirty little secret. |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
369 |
Millennials find sovereign rulers in high-back thrones less accessible. |
1.3067 |
0.05090 |
150 |
117 |
20 |
13 |
370 |
I'll probably hang for this |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
371 |
I'd prefer one with a memory foam mattress. |
1.3041 |
0.04950 |
148 |
114 |
23 |
11 |
372 |
It's part of the corporate stress reduction program. |
1.3041 |
0.04950 |
148 |
114 |
23 |
11 |
373 |
If he comes back, we'll say it's a new catapult that we're testing. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
374 |
Just don't stand there, give me a push! |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
375 |
Because "The Game of Thrones" was already taken. That's why. |
1.3014 |
0.04991 |
146 |
113 |
22 |
11 |
376 |
So, I see that you've been on Amazon again. |
1.3007 |
0.04659 |
143 |
107 |
29 |
7 |
377 |
I'm not to leave my post! |
1.2986 |
0.04631 |
144 |
108 |
29 |
7 |
378 |
This is not a vacation - meetings and calls!.....Working Hard. |
1.2986 |
0.04631 |
144 |
108 |
29 |
7 |
379 |
It's really difficult to find pillars close enough together around here. |
1.2979 |
0.04358 |
141 |
103 |
34 |
4 |
380 |
I'm practicing for our siege at Mar-e-Lago |
1.2979 |
0.04800 |
141 |
107 |
26 |
8 |
381 |
We also set up a slackline in the dungeon. |
1.2979 |
0.05107 |
141 |
110 |
20 |
11 |
382 |
Cry hammock! And let sleep the dogs of war. |
1.2979 |
0.04585 |
141 |
105 |
30 |
6 |
383 |
I don't think that what the king meant when he said you'll hang for it. |
1.2979 |
0.04694 |
141 |
106 |
28 |
7 |
384 |
You're knight and I'm knight knight. |
1.2950 |
0.05152 |
139 |
109 |
19 |
11 |
385 |
If those are the Saxons knocking, I'm not here. |
1.2950 |
0.04504 |
139 |
103 |
31 |
5 |
386 |
Relax, it's casual Friday. |
1.2950 |
0.04729 |
139 |
105 |
27 |
7 |
387 |
This is my idea of going from pillar to post. |
1.2950 |
0.04945 |
139 |
107 |
23 |
9 |
388 |
I get up to use the throne at night. |
1.2950 |
0.05049 |
139 |
108 |
21 |
10 |
389 |
If anyone calls, tell them I'm working remotely. |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
139 |
106 |
25 |
8 |
390 |
Three weeks later, Gary still wouldn't shut up about his vacation to the Bahamas. |
1.2950 |
0.04945 |
139 |
107 |
23 |
9 |
391 |
Yes, I'm well-hung. |
1.2950 |
0.05152 |
139 |
109 |
19 |
11 |
392 |
This way I don't have to wear pants. |
1.2950 |
0.04945 |
139 |
107 |
23 |
9 |
393 |
It still doesn't feel like a tropical getaway. |
1.2950 |
0.04945 |
139 |
107 |
23 |
9 |
394 |
C'mon, just a little push to get me going! |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
395 |
I'm exploring new master-servant paradigms. |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
396 |
I'm out of sick days, OK? |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
397 |
It's why I chose the side with two pillars. |
1.2920 |
0.04034 |
137 |
98 |
38 |
1 |
398 |
That throne just kills my back. |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
399 |
What’s the matter--haven’t you ever had hemorrhoids? |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
400 |
I love our 'alert guard, relaxed guard' dynamic. |
1.2889 |
0.05028 |
135 |
105 |
21 |
9 |
401 |
Wake me when its the Reformation |
1.2889 |
0.04567 |
135 |
101 |
29 |
5 |
402 |
He went to see Cersei. It's going to be awhile. |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
403 |
I do my best autocratic thinking here. |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
404 |
Wake up call for Sir Lounge-A-Lot! |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
405 |
What's your sleep number? |
1.2889 |
0.05028 |
135 |
105 |
21 |
9 |
406 |
You mind tossing me that pillow? |
1.2889 |
0.05243 |
135 |
107 |
17 |
11 |
407 |
Sometimes, it is easy being king. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
408 |
Remember, the signal is, "The royal hammock tester is almost through, Your Majesty." |
1.2889 |
0.04318 |
135 |
99 |
33 |
3 |
409 |
I needed a vacation. |
1.2889 |
0.05936 |
135 |
114 |
3 |
18 |
410 |
Dude! You chose the side with one column, so don't fucken blame me. |
1.2857 |
0.05182 |
133 |
105 |
18 |
10 |
411 |
They call it a hammock. I call it work/life balance |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
412 |
The Crown did promise a safe and comfortable workplace environment |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
413 |
You just don't know what it's like to be a Millennial in 1017. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
414 |
It's okay, I have a note from my apothecary. |
1.2857 |
0.04474 |
133 |
99 |
30 |
4 |
415 |
If that's his highness's cape, you're one dead guard. |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
416 |
Are the Dark Ages over? |
1.2857 |
0.04474 |
133 |
99 |
30 |
4 |
417 |
Judge me all you want - I'm the one who isn't doing the morning commute. |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
418 |
Don't worry...it's just until he returns from his "it's not a vacation." |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
419 |
I'm working the knight-shift, again. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
420 |
She would've laughed if the court jester had said it. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
421 |
It's my safe place. |
1.2846 |
0.05149 |
130 |
102 |
19 |
9 |
422 |
'Don't let my subjects know that I swing both ways' |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
423 |
I'm on swing shift. |
1.2846 |
0.05264 |
130 |
103 |
17 |
10 |
424 |
Hey. Might as well. Next week I have to be the wine taster. |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
425 |
If anyone asks, I'm planning an invasion while strengthening my core. |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
426 |
We changed repeal and replace with rest and relax. |
1.2846 |
0.05032 |
130 |
101 |
21 |
8 |
427 |
If you know what's good for you, you'll put that tapestry back on the wall! |
1.2846 |
0.04663 |
130 |
98 |
27 |
5 |
428 |
I call it 'swing shift'. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
429 |
All you need now is a copy of The Old Yorker. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
430 |
Uneasy lies the throne. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
431 |
I'm not worried, these crusades go on forever - the King won't be back for months. |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
432 |
Wake me when he's back from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
433 |
I'm working the knight shift. |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
434 |
Do you ever feel like you're not living up to your full potential? |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
435 |
Wake me up after the Dark Ages. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
436 |
I probably should put some pants on |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
437 |
Has it been four years yet? |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
438 |
Yeah, well right now this hammock is the greater part of valor. |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
439 |
Wake me up when this monarchy ends. |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
440 |
I said, "Cry HAVOC," you idiot. |
1.2812 |
0.05312 |
128 |
102 |
16 |
10 |
441 |
He's not coming back. I saw it on Twitter. |
1.2812 |
0.05075 |
128 |
100 |
20 |
8 |
442 |
Hold my calls. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
443 |
Give us a push, love. |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
444 |
While the king's away, the knights will sway. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
445 |
Can you see if he's got any cigars behind the throne there? |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
446 |
If the king comes in, be sure to tell my wife I loved her. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
447 |
Toss me that pillow. |
1.2778 |
0.05362 |
126 |
101 |
15 |
10 |
448 |
I'm the hangman. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
449 |
The hard part is installing the second pillar |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
450 |
You expect me to sleep on the job standing up? |
1.2778 |
0.04597 |
126 |
95 |
27 |
4 |
451 |
You're new here, aren't you. |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
452 |
My guess is you're new on the night shift? |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
453 |
What is REI? |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
454 |
What? My kids bought it for me for Father's Day. |
1.2764 |
0.04661 |
123 |
93 |
26 |
4 |
455 |
Our fate swings in the balance. |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
456 |
Is the queen smiling this morning? |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
457 |
Listen, technically, the job description said, "good knight"... |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
458 |
Look , it was either pay my health care premium or pay my rent. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
459 |
I'm lazy? He hasn't conquered anyone in decades. |
1.2764 |
0.04210 |
123 |
90 |
32 |
1 |
460 |
Well, if you change your mind, there's plenty of room for two. |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
461 |
You're making hammockery of the throne. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
462 |
Retirement benefits kick in with abdication. |
1.2742 |
0.04485 |
124 |
93 |
28 |
3 |
463 |
Just jingle your chainmail a little if you hear him coming back. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
464 |
How about a push? |
1.2735 |
0.04949 |
117 |
90 |
22 |
5 |
465 |
I'm on vacation. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
466 |
This place is a dump. I can't believe Castle Advisor gave it 4.7 stars. |
1.2727 |
0.04979 |
121 |
94 |
21 |
6 |
467 |
It was left over from last year's alt history play, Henry VIII Conquers the South Pacific |
1.2727 |
0.05378 |
121 |
97 |
15 |
9 |
468 |
Wake me up when it's your turn. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
469 |
I favor hanging. |
1.2727 |
0.05378 |
121 |
97 |
15 |
9 |
470 |
We do things a little differently on swing shift. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
471 |
I said to order ham hocks! |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
472 |
I really don't know what to call it, Sir Hammock, but it's pretty comfortable. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
473 |
He owes me tons of overtime. |
1.2689 |
0.05559 |
119 |
97 |
12 |
10 |
474 |
Don't just stand there, start pushing! |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
475 |
Relax he's at Mar-a-lago. |
1.2689 |
0.05429 |
119 |
96 |
14 |
9 |
476 |
Could you sing me the lullaby about the barbarians and the visigoths? |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
477 |
Without these power naps, I don't know how I'd ever be able to work the knight shift. |
1.2689 |
0.05161 |
119 |
94 |
18 |
7 |
478 |
I asked for ham-hocks, not hammocks. |
1.2689 |
0.04575 |
119 |
90 |
26 |
3 |
479 |
It don't please the king if you don't leave that swing. Do wop, do wop, do wop, do wop, do. |
1.2689 |
0.05559 |
119 |
97 |
12 |
10 |
480 |
Don't just stand there, give me a little push. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
481 |
We strike...mañana. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
482 |
No...Court Rester. Better hours and I never run out of material. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
483 |
Que l'histoire sache, Napoléon n'a pas abdiqué. Il a été suspendu! |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
484 |
Don't give me that uneasy lies the head line. Just bring me another pillow. |
1.2672 |
0.04952 |
116 |
90 |
21 |
5 |
485 |
What? I'm a free-lancer. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
486 |
When the King is away, this guard will sway! |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
487 |
I love weekends. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
488 |
I like it when you sing that song about rowing a boat. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
489 |
They also serve who only lie and wait. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
490 |
Please turn your head. I'm gonna try to get out of this thing. |
1.2672 |
0.04640 |
116 |
88 |
25 |
3 |
491 |
I really miss the crusades and all those nights outside under the moon and the stars. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
492 |
The first Staycation. |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
493 |
I just had a horrible dream. What if people only like me because I am king? |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
494 |
If Millenials stood guard. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
495 |
This sure beats crusading. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
496 |
I just thought, if we're going to be a banana republic... |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
497 |
You can test the food. I'll test the hammock. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
498 |
Because I'm high strung. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
499 |
If the King's away, they hammock will sway. |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
500 |
Wait, the king said we had to be prepared to LIE for him? |
1.2672 |
0.05525 |
116 |
94 |
13 |
9 |
501 |
She said 'ham hocks'? Bloody helmets! |
1.2632 |
0.05439 |
114 |
92 |
14 |
8 |
502 |
Look at me...I'm "sir lounge-alot!" |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
503 |
Tell them I'm serfing. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
504 |
If you post this on social media you are dead meat. |
1.2632 |
0.04671 |
114 |
87 |
24 |
3 |
505 |
Frank, be honest. Do I make this hammock sag too much? |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
506 |
Don't just stand there, give me a push! |
1.2589 |
0.05492 |
112 |
91 |
13 |
8 |
507 |
We need to replace that runner. |
1.2589 |
0.05492 |
112 |
91 |
13 |
8 |
508 |
Nighty knight. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
509 |
Yes, Game of Hammocks because that other name is taken. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
510 |
I'm on swing shift this week. |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
511 |
Well, I'm not the one up for annual review. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
512 |
Where in the manual does it say I must 'stand' at my post? |
1.2589 |
0.04347 |
112 |
84 |
27 |
1 |
513 |
It's casual friday. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
514 |
I like a short commute. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
515 |
Do you even know what 'anachronism' means? |
1.2589 |
0.04871 |
112 |
87 |
21 |
4 |
516 |
The throne is hard on my hemorrhoids |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
517 |
Stand-up workstations are overrated. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
518 |
You are SO not getting ‘Employee of the Month’! |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
519 |
I slept my way to the top. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
520 |
It's a Hammocker Schlemmer original. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
521 |
I won't tell anyone the king has died if you won't. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
522 |
He really is the king of swing. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
523 |
This castle, what a dump. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
524 |
Since you're up, mind handing me that pillow? |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
525 |
We are pleasantly surprised, but this is not what we were envisioning when the crowd told you to 'string him up.' |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
526 |
Why do you think I request guard duty on the side with two pillars? |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
527 |
Have you ever had one of those days where you just say 'what the heck.' |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
528 |
May I recommend a standing desk as a compromise? |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
529 |
To heir is human, to fuck off supine. |
1.2569 |
0.05888 |
109 |
91 |
8 |
10 |
530 |
I prefer to approach concerns with an attitude of relaxed awareness. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
531 |
While this is quite amusing, tell my attendants I said ham hock. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
532 |
It was easier getting in. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
533 |
did you remember to lock the drawbridge? |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
534 |
The reason two of us guard the throne is in case one of us falls asleep. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
535 |
Seriously. This time I really did hear the king's trumpets. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
536 |
Sing me something soft and tender. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
537 |
Wake me up when Game of Thrones comes on |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
538 |
The Crusades, the Plague - all we can manage this summer is a staycation. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
539 |
Don't leave in case I can't get out of this. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
540 |
Get me one of those pillows off the big gaudy chair, won't you? |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
541 |
I'm giving this Air Bed and Castle only one star. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
542 |
Run out and see if the revolution is over. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
543 |
You think this is what he meant when he said, "String him up'? |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
544 |
Because I'm cranky if I don't get my nap. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
545 |
I don't see what the peasants are on about, hanging is quite nice! |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
546 |
Why else would they have put this pillar here? |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
547 |
I was working late last night; so, I just decided to sleep in the office. |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
548 |
Just pretend that everything is normal when he enters. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
549 |
HGTV called. They want to know if you are going to Love It or List It... |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
550 |
By the time he's done with his seven wives, I'd have caught me forty winks. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
551 |
Let go. I got the side with two columns and you didn't. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
552 |
Trust me, I know for a fact he went on a "Crusade"he won't be back till next month. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
553 |
What?! It was a gift from Columbus! |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
554 |
I don't want the responsibility that goes with that big chair! |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
555 |
This summer it's all about looking alert, yet relaxed. |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
556 |
Cry HAMMOCK and unleash the dogs of war! |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
557 |
I don't care. I'm not gonna stand here all day guarding an empty chair. Get me another beer. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
558 |
It's called a working vacation. |
1.2500 |
0.05757 |
104 |
86 |
10 |
8 |
559 |
If I have to go, I'm going out swinging. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
560 |
Give me a heads-up when he's on the 18th tee. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
561 |
Because I'm the one who convinced the Queen that trumpeters should announce her return. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
562 |
It facilitates a more comfortable and pleasing recumbent posture, ergonomically speaking. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
563 |
Not doing my job? I urge you to consider both sides. |
1.2500 |
0.05592 |
104 |
85 |
12 |
7 |
564 |
I'm assuming this is what she meant by 'you're sleeping on the couch tonight'. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
565 |
It was either this or a standing desk. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
566 |
Didn't you hear the edict about Casual Fridays? |
1.2500 |
0.04684 |
104 |
80 |
22 |
2 |
567 |
...and make that a gin-and-tonic instead of mead. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
568 |
L'etat c'est meow. |
1.2500 |
0.05423 |
104 |
84 |
14 |
6 |
569 |
Does it have to be a round table or can we all fit in the hammock? |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
570 |
I don't care if it's all the rage in Paris; help me out of this bloody thing! |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
571 |
It's 'hanging' very well, thank you. |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
572 |
dos cervezas, por favor. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
573 |
I asked Alexa to reorder the ham hocks! |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
574 |
For the umpteenth time, will you stop humming 'Rock-a-bye, baby'? |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
575 |
How long you been standing there? |
1.2451 |
0.05818 |
102 |
85 |
9 |
8 |
576 |
If I only could get two columns on my side too. |
1.2451 |
0.04501 |
102 |
78 |
23 |
1 |
577 |
I had a dream about you. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
578 |
A hammock makes this such a cool fort! |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
579 |
I think the ad for hangman referred to a different type of hanging and swinging... |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
580 |
It's not my fault there's two columns on this side. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
581 |
So what? Everyone else is abandoning him. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
582 |
Arthur's cape is missing. |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
583 |
I'm tired of bending the knee. I'm resting the tush. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
584 |
It's because you only have one column |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
585 |
They're binge-watching Game of Thrones in the barracks, so I'm crashing here. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
586 |
Uneasy lies the tush. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
587 |
Hey, check this out...contains eco-friendly memory foam, cooling gel, and organic cotton. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
588 |
Quickly....he's coming and my legs have fallen asleep! |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
589 |
Relax, he spends most of his time golfing and then goes back to the tower. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
590 |
His head might lie uneasy, but mine is very relaxed. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
591 |
I'm starting to think about myself more. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
592 |
Do you really think he'll notice? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
593 |
Relax. He'll be on the golf course for hours. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
594 |
I have a better chance at 'Game of Hammocks.' |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
595 |
Are you the one who leaked that I'm abdicating the throne due to hemorrhoids? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
596 |
The seat of power is a royal pain in the ass. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
597 |
I'll be working remotely today. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
598 |
Good luck convincing the King that your weight is keeping the columns straight. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
599 |
I'm still not ready to take the throne. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
600 |
First tobacco, now this: who are these avant-garde Indians? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
601 |
Remember how you laughed when I decided to join the union? We'll, who's laughing now? |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
602 |
We call it The Staycation. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
603 |
What? I just wanted to try it. Now help me outa this damn thing before he comes back! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
604 |
Oh Come on! What are the odds a siege happens by day? |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
605 |
Al, I had the most horrific nightmare. In the distant future, in a land far, far away, where the king's descendants lived, an evil called 45 rose to power and set out to destroy all that was good. |
1.2400 |
0.06215 |
100 |
86 |
4 |
10 |
606 |
TELL TRUMP I'M BUSY... |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
607 |
Well, don't just stand there, push! |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
608 |
Must be nice to be his son. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
609 |
Do you ever get the feeling you're being set up to fail? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
610 |
He's golfing in New Jersey. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
611 |
My new Chief of Staff said I should be less pompous. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
612 |
So, you're new to the swing shift? |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
613 |
You know, I kind of like this new, Laissez-Faire economic thing. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
614 |
That cross-moat commute was killing me. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
615 |
Game of Hammocks is so much less stressful than Thrones. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
616 |
I've just invented the Working Vacation. |
1.2371 |
0.04341 |
97 |
74 |
23 |
0 |
617 |
He can't be a king if he ain't got no swing |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
618 |
I need to use the throne. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
619 |
Can you get me an umbrella drink and make some ocean noises? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
620 |
This is why you should always guard the side with two pillars. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
621 |
Just hand me the pillow. No one has to know. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
622 |
It beats the commute. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
623 |
I think I tweet better over here. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
624 |
You're seeing the benefits of insider information. |
1.2371 |
0.05820 |
97 |
81 |
9 |
7 |
625 |
What's the problem? He's at his golf club for the weekend! |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
626 |
One day they will say, "And the rest is history". |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
627 |
It’s a working vacation. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
628 |
You just need to get a note from your alchemist. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
629 |
We've been thinking constitutional monarchy. Or a dog. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
630 |
Wake me when the Dragons get here. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
631 |
Relax. The King's gone off on one of his crusades. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
632 |
They told me to work swing shift this week. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
633 |
And I'm not wearing shoes, either. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
634 |
Captain Hammock; I'm trying to think of a name for my new invention. Any suggestions? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
635 |
I think someone has been eating crackers in my hammock. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
636 |
I'm making myself comfortable, Game Of Thrones comes on at 9 o'clock! |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
637 |
Yes, well, as they say, "you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate." |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
638 |
Democracy is just a phase, I'm waiting it out. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
639 |
Ah, that's better! The royal throne plays havoc with my haemorrhoids. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
640 |
Is the reign over? |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
641 |
'It's OK, but I really wanted wireless.' |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
642 |
Hey Frank, I think I can see my hovel from here. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
643 |
Seems small for a King Sized bed. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
644 |
Do you have the WiFi password? |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
645 |
He did say "slings and arrows", right? |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
646 |
You question my work ethic, yet I was the one with the initiative to install this. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
647 |
Call me Hammock, Prince of Denmark. |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
648 |
I miss the tiki torches, too, your Highness, but we simply can't be associated with them any more. |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
649 |
Heavy may be the head that wears the crown, but bendy is the back that lies a-hammock. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
650 |
If you like the napping pods, you'll love the free cafeteria and onsite laundry service. |
1.2316 |
0.05883 |
95 |
80 |
8 |
7 |
651 |
I'm trying to sleep my way to the top. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
652 |
The throne pulls out to a king-size. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
653 |
Could you pipe in the groans from the dungeon for a little white noise? |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
654 |
I wanted hemlock. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
655 |
Better get down before the king goes medieval on you! |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
656 |
Look, he's only here for proclamations of tax increases and beheadings and I've got bunions. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
657 |
My turn! |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
658 |
It's not as plush as it looks. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
659 |
The trees in Birnham Wood kept moving. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
660 |
He doesn't care for Leroy. He prefers Le Roi. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
661 |
He used to have trees, but they were used to launch the rocket to Mesopatamia. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
662 |
I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my thighs. |
1.2316 |
0.05883 |
95 |
80 |
8 |
7 |
663 |
Wake me if they invent Twitter. |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
664 |
Being lulled into complacency and dependence sounds good to me. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
665 |
My therapist tells me I'm bipolar. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
666 |
King said I was to hang, so I did. |
1.2292 |
0.04312 |
96 |
74 |
22 |
0 |
667 |
I’m on the swing shift. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
668 |
Wake me up when you hear the bugles |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
669 |
The throne of power is hard on the buttocks. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
670 |
You'll find the role of second spear carrier is very demanding. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
671 |
Look, feel free to go 'wreak havoc' if you want, but I know what I heard. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
672 |
It's the farthest thing from insolence. It's called a staycation. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
673 |
The spacing between these columns screamed for a hammock. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
674 |
Thrones are so pretentious |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
675 |
My wife suggested we try swinging so I thought I'd give it a try alone first. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
676 |
But Airr bnb said this would be a double hammock. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
677 |
Hamlet? I thought you said "hammock." |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
678 |
Remember, when the rebels come, I'm just one of the guards. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
679 |
I miss Daddy |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
680 |
I think you're taking "At Ease" too literally... |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
681 |
Spear me that pillow, won't you, mate? |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
682 |
Beats the dog house. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
683 |
They asked me to work the swing shift this week. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
684 |
Okay, I'll admit: sometimes easy lies the head that wears the crown. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
685 |
Swing me. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
686 |
Would you mind asking the executioner to quiet down the quartering? |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
687 |
Well Dan, I hope you've finally figured out why I argued for the side with the TWO columns. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
688 |
"New Royal Decree--'Thou shalt achieve work-life balance'". |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
689 |
Another difficult knight. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
690 |
I shall henceforth be known as the Sultan of Swing. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
691 |
This austerity budget sucks! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
692 |
"Our new minimalist throne is both lightweight and versatile." —www.modernthrones.com |
1.2283 |
0.06007 |
92 |
78 |
7 |
7 |
693 |
You'd think power is comfortable, but its not. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
694 |
Can you get me my beer? |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
695 |
Wake me up when Game of Thrones starts |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
696 |
You know he said to bring him a ham hock, right? |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
697 |
Yeah, he thinks I'm loyal. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
698 |
Who says, "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown?" |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
699 |
My kingdom for a chaise longue. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
700 |
When the patent comes through I'm outta here! |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
701 |
Well, he told me to make myself at home. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
702 |
They said "Game of Hammocks" just didn't fly with the network. |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
703 |
don't worry. It's the hundred yearas war. He won't be back for a while. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
704 |
This is not what I imagined when they offered me the King Suite Upgrade. |
1.2283 |
0.06007 |
92 |
78 |
7 |
7 |
705 |
Comfy is the head that wears the crown. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
706 |
I told you the union dues would pay off. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
707 |
I told him I'd hang myself. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
708 |
Hamlet you fool, not Hammock! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
709 |
I said havoc, not hammock! |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
710 |
Are the White House renovations done yet? |
1.2222 |
0.05865 |
90 |
76 |
8 |
6 |
711 |
Relax! He'll be impeached any day now. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
712 |
Heavy lies the eyelids that protect the crown. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
713 |
Push you where, your Grace? |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
714 |
I knew to ask for two columns. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
715 |
Wake me when the dark age is over. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
716 |
Air b & b said the spear was included. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
717 |
Wake me when he's abdicated! |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
718 |
If I was able to get out of this thing, I could have saved him. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
719 |
The Queen had a headache last night. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
720 |
For the last time, it was a gift! |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
721 |
I thought I traded for a ham hock. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
722 |
I'm a lover, not a fighter. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
723 |
It may be a crusade for him but it's a bloody vacation for us! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
724 |
Like your idea for a 'fit desk' was any better. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
725 |
Under new kingdom negotiations, we get 15 minute rest breaks every 4 hours while on duty. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
726 |
Would you like a mai-tai and your ukulele my liege? |
1.2222 |
0.05865 |
90 |
76 |
8 |
6 |
727 |
It's lonely on the throne. That's why I'm over here. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
728 |
Wake me when The Crusades are over. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
729 |
Wake me in time for the Renaissance. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
730 |
...and then I turn in to a beautiful butterfly. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
731 |
I'm just getting into the swing of things! |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
732 |
Since I started smoking medical marijuana, I just feel better chillin' here. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
733 |
I'd rather hang out here. |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
734 |
It was this or a standing desk. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
735 |
...And ask the carpenter to make a tiny umbrella to put in my tankard of mead... |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
736 |
The Iron Throne is a pain in the ass |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
737 |
I am in a working vacation |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
738 |
Tell the queen I'm sorry. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
739 |
The union refereth to this as "casual duty". |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
740 |
Perrchance to swing. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
741 |
Wake me for the Renaissance. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
742 |
I know I'm back, but I'm not REALLY back yet. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
743 |
Ok, you get it tomorrow, before the king comes back. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
744 |
Though oughtst unionize as well, my good sir |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
745 |
Wake me when the regime changes. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
746 |
Haven't you heard of Seasonal Affective Disorder? |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
747 |
I'm the King's dream taster. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
748 |
Look, it takes him forever to conquer anything, so you can stand guard all you want and I'll do it my way, okay? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
749 |
Havoc? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
750 |
The only thing I want to know is how you moved that marble column by yourself. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
751 |
Nepotism is a beautiful thing! |
1.2184 |
0.06210 |
87 |
75 |
5 |
7 |
752 |
At last, a job with benefits. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
753 |
I Guess I'll Call It A Knight. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
754 |
Tell the queen that she wins! |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
755 |
Might as well make the most of the interregnum. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
756 |
Serf's up. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
757 |
Help! I've laineth and I can't get uppeth! |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
758 |
knight, knight. sleep tight. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
759 |
Wake me up when you hear the toilet flush. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
760 |
A surprisingly risky job--hammock tester for the king |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
761 |
Alas, the missus kicked me out again. |
1.2184 |
0.05991 |
87 |
74 |
7 |
6 |
762 |
He hasn't been to this castle in five years. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
763 |
After twenty years, IF you play yor cards right you might rate a second column too. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
764 |
My kingdom for an Arnie Palmer! |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
765 |
I think the king is really onto something with this talk therapy thing. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
766 |
I bet you regret telling the architect that you didn't need two columns. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
767 |
When the King told us to go ahead and set up camp, he didn't mean in here. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
768 |
Now, be sure to wake me before the coup begins. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
769 |
Now you know why I wanted the right side. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
770 |
Forget about the Queen today. I closely guarded her all last night. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
771 |
I'll joust you for it. |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
772 |
the king's been looking for that robe. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
773 |
I'm more comfortable, but it feels less kingly. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
774 |
OK, OK already. Next week you can be the guard this side. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
775 |
Guard duty on the swing shift does have it's perks. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
776 |
Because I just got tired of standing guard! |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
777 |
And turn out the lights when you leave. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
778 |
He won't mind: He's a merry old soul. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
779 |
You're right, my sciatica does feel better. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
780 |
Don't worry about it; just tell him I'm indisposed. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
781 |
While the king's away, the guard will sway! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
782 |
I can't get out. Hang the hammock salesman! |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
783 |
Hey, toss me that pillow on the throne, will ya? |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
784 |
I know how it looks Roland, but thrones are so last year. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
785 |
Wake me when he gets back from the White House. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
786 |
Is that how you intend to wait out the Reformation? |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
787 |
For me, it's the swing shifts that are so tiring. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
788 |
I dare you to take a selfie on the throne. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
789 |
While the king's away... |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
790 |
When the king's away, the guards will sway. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
791 |
Hammock, you say? I don't get it, but I like it. I really like it. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
792 |
Staycation |
1.2143 |
0.06123 |
84 |
72 |
6 |
6 |
793 |
He's gonna fire us anyway |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
794 |
The king's not the only one who can take a working vacation. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
795 |
The doctor said I need to stay off my feet |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
796 |
King Hammurabi's lesser known cousin, King Hammock-Rabi, never finished writing his code because he kept falling asleep. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
797 |
What? It's the only rational thing to do when no one's around. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
798 |
But tonight he says, 'I'm troubled by that third pillar,' as if it was the first he'd heard of it.' |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
799 |
Uneasy lies the butt that naps here. |
1.2143 |
0.04504 |
84 |
66 |
18 |
0 |
800 |
I thought this is what you did during the knight shift. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
801 |
Harold grew troubled when the King relaxed his guard |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
802 |
Tell my subjects that I'm taking a working vacation. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
803 |
I'm not moving unless I see all three dragons. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
804 |
I asked for a ham hock, not a hammock. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
805 |
And to all a Good Knight. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
806 |
Wake me up when twitter is back online |
1.2143 |
0.06123 |
84 |
72 |
6 |
6 |
807 |
Big deal. I hear the castles out West have volleyball courts and free massages. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
808 |
Every man cave needs a hammock! |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
809 |
I've never been able to take a power nap on the throne! |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
810 |
Yep, you're definitely next in line. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
811 |
I asked for bed rest for my bone spur, but HR said I had to stay on duty. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
812 |
You should consider joining the Palace Guards Union. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
813 |
It's technically not sleeping 'on' post. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
814 |
Well, do you know Hush Little Baby? |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
815 |
I'm adopting a lazy fair form of government. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
816 |
Yes, it's comfortable. It's just not 'fit for a king.' |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
817 |
Don't you love Obama Care? |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
818 |
Now the realtors can count it as a bedroom. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
819 |
Grab me that pillow from His Majesty's throne, will you? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
820 |
My kingdom for a mai tai! |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
821 |
Don't worry, he's at Mar-a-Lago |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
822 |
Cut your power nap short, I hear foot steps |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
823 |
His Highness swings. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
824 |
It keeps my head from getting too heavy. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
825 |
Wake me when Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
826 |
You know, the Game of Hammocks just doesn't feel quite right. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
827 |
night watchman's a good gig. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
828 |
I mean, if he were here that would be one thing. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
829 |
This graveyard shift is killing me. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
830 |
REI was having a sale |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
831 |
Hey, Fred. Can you pass me that pillow? |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
832 |
I'm thinking about getting a van. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
833 |
It's our generals, sire, here to explain why they've lost all your wars. |
1.2073 |
0.06193 |
82 |
71 |
5 |
6 |
834 |
You will never earn respect unless you use the throne. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
835 |
The Mad King would have never granted your wish for such a work accommodation. Long live the new King! |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
836 |
I get better service by the window. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
837 |
Company culture has really improved since last century. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
838 |
If he doesn't want to pay for overtime, I'm not guarding his throne. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
839 |
I had a nightmare I worked at one of his jousting resorts. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
840 |
Check out my new invention...it's called the LaZLord! |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
841 |
I'm having trouble getting used to Casual Fiefdays. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
842 |
The directions said, "First, find two columns" |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
843 |
I'm working on a sequel to 'Game of Thrones'. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
844 |
I suddenly feel like Piña Colada ... whatever the hell that is. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
845 |
Can you put on a little Beethoven? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
846 |
I'm taking a staycation. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
847 |
Relax! The King will never know! He hasn't the foggiest what airbnb is. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
848 |
If the Queen sends for me, tell her I'm planning my next invasion and can't be interrupted. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
849 |
I've been impeached--and pardoned |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
850 |
This is your first time guarding in the Trump Tower penthouse? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
851 |
Keeping watch on an empty throne is not going help my self-actualization process. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
852 |
I got it from some African sparrows who used it to haul coconuts. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
853 |
. . . but I am looking forward to the make-up sex. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
854 |
Wake me if its about to reign. |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
855 |
Wake me when you hear him coming. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
856 |
It's the violence inherent in the system that keeps me up at night. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
857 |
I think that you're supposed to be testing the hassock. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
858 |
Do you think His Highness will notice his carpet cut off at the end? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
859 |
Wake me when the sixth seal is broken. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
860 |
I ordered a death by hemlock, not a death by hammock. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
861 |
Wake me when the Crusade is over and everyone's returned to the castle. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
862 |
No one said we had to stand guard. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
863 |
There's no way he'll make it back from the Crusades. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
864 |
No, I'm not going to fan you. You millennials are so entitled. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
865 |
Larry, does "game of hammocks" sounds good for a show? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
866 |
I'm gonna audition for this new series The Game of Hammocks. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
867 |
It wasn't easy finding 2 columns just the right distance apart. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
868 |
He's OOO until Wednesday. There's room for two if we squeeze. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
869 |
Who knew his Magesty was a swinger? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
870 |
The holy grail was right here, all along. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
871 |
I demand peas for my dinner. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
872 |
Look I can't be at my collaborative best stuck in a workspace that's just a metaphor for absolute authority. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
873 |
This job isn't as easy as it looks. I'm trying to decide what to tweet about. |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
874 |
Fine. Can I PLEASE get a push? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
875 |
Should the press ask, I'm meditating... |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
876 |
Don't wake me up unless the king decides to go rogue. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
877 |
Bring me a beach! With an ocean! |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
878 |
Fill in for me, will ya? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
879 |
Is this what the peasants mean by a"staycation"? |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
880 |
While the king's away, the knights will sway. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
881 |
Sorry, I'm used to the knight shift. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
882 |
It takes it all out of you to plunder and pillage. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
883 |
I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes your majesty... hey where is she? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
884 |
Sure glad this came with a spear holder. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
885 |
The key to kingship is not to rock things too much. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
886 |
That's not what he meant when he said "You're sacked." |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
887 |
You were supposed to give the king hemlock, not a hammock! |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
888 |
Wake me when we have a king we can respect. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
889 |
Give me a little push? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
890 |
I am preparing for war in the tropics. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
891 |
Get someone in here to build shutters and then close them! |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
892 |
Beats Mar-a-Lago, anyway. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
893 |
Fetch the Royal Chiropractor ! |
1.2025 |
0.06077 |
79 |
68 |
6 |
5 |
894 |
Can you get a shot of this for my Instagram? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
895 |
You saw him at the banquet. Royal chamberpot's in for a workout. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
896 |
OSHA said the king had to accommodate my disability. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
897 |
I never realized our tunics were also hammocks. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
898 |
Flipping out is the leading cause of hammock fear. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
899 |
No one would want to spend all day on the throne. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
900 |
My wife won't let me into the bedroom until I apologize. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
901 |
Yes Sire, you do look less kingly. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
902 |
Since the revolution, this job's a lot more relaxing. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
903 |
Road-testing for His Majesty |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
904 |
Because I'm management |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
905 |
What happened to my old Playboys? |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
906 |
Those all night poker games with Prince Harry and Falstaff are killers! |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
907 |
Welcome to Nap-a-Lot. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
908 |
If you see anything, cut me down. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
909 |
This'll help relax me 'til they invent golf. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
910 |
Jester, get up! Juggle the Kings balls! He's coming to the Throne! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
911 |
If you hear footsteps, wake me. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
912 |
Im telling you, 1-800-knight-hammock will blow mattress king out of the moat |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
913 |
My wife got mad and said I had to sleep on the couch. Then I found out they haven't been invented. |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
914 |
No more knightcaps. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
915 |
The King said protect the throne. He didn't say how. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
916 |
Summon the Castle Architect to install another column over there, so you can have one, too. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
917 |
Prithee, until You-Know-Who comes back from his latest crusade, I'm going to get a good knight's sleep. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
918 |
Hey, I'm the night watch.... |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
919 |
I pictured something very different when the king said he'd have me hanged. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
920 |
I thought he said "Try hammock, then unleash the dogs of war." |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
921 |
I don't know, Dave. 'Game of Hammocks' seemed much more exciting in the read-through. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
922 |
I like to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on my first day. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
923 |
Rock me gently so I can plan tomorrow's pillage and burn raid. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
924 |
We’re safe. I’ve binge watched Game of Thrones. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
925 |
I command thee to sing me a lullaby. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
926 |
Is there room for two? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
927 |
The Royal Guard Union won't let me stand for more than 20 minutes a day. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
928 |
My memory foam mattress sleeps too hot. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
929 |
Screw your Me Time. Here comes the King. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
930 |
Read me "Winkin Blinkin and Nod again" |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
931 |
No, no, it's not the same as usurping the throne! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
932 |
It's a working vacation. I'm taking calls, tweeting.... |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
933 |
Wake me up when he starts tweeting. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
934 |
Please summon my carriage to take me to the throne. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
935 |
I call it a 'hammock' because the court jester is the ham who hung it here to mock the king. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
936 |
What war? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
937 |
There's a pea under that cushion |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
938 |
Wake me when he shows up. You forgot last time and there was some unpleasantness. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
939 |
Technically, I'm on vacation. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
940 |
Why can't I have a bed in the throne room |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
941 |
New gig. I'm the Rester. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
942 |
Don't worry... he'll be on his other throne for quite some time. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
943 |
What a glorious feeling, just swinging in the reign. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
944 |
He wasn't using his cape anyway. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
945 |
I'm?? fired. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
946 |
I pissed her off again. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
947 |
I'm a taco. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
948 |
No, it is not a land canoe. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
949 |
Man, pillaging is exhausting. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
950 |
I heard standing is the old smoking |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
951 |
I'm just breaking it in for him. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
952 |
You knave! You know I can't sleep near a 'yonder' window. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
953 |
I love glamping. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
954 |
Ceiling all secure, sir. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
955 |
What time is it? Did I miss the coronation? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
956 |
No, it is not your turn yet. I have another two minutes. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
957 |
Can you tell me that story again about the Princess and The Pea? |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
958 |
There is a lack of privacy, but what a view. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
959 |
You gotta love working for an enlightened monarch. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
960 |
He's in the woods taking a shit. |
1.1948 |
0.06414 |
77 |
68 |
3 |
6 |
961 |
What a dump, I feel like Trump. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
962 |
Some habits from the navy are hard to shake. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
963 |
At least I'm not leaking anything |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
964 |
The marriage bed ain't what it used to be. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
965 |
I just don't see what's the big deal with memory canvas. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
966 |
He's off on a crusade. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
967 |
There's no cure for royal ennui |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
968 |
To each his throne. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
969 |
I've been up all night reading that horrid novel "The Prince and the Pauper." |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
970 |
These free massages and reading nooks at work do boost my productivity. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
971 |
wake me up before the king gets back. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
972 |
I told you, he always runs to the left, he doesn't need a right guard. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
973 |
If we're going to sleep while on duty, then we might as well be comfy. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
974 |
One man's crusade is another man's catnap. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
975 |
...and I've got a note from my doctor. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
976 |
I think I 've invented the stay-cation. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
977 |
Tell me a story. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
978 |
I'm going to market it to the commoners. What do you think? I'm calling it, "The Canvas Throne". |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
979 |
I said ham hock but this will do. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
980 |
When no king, why not swing? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
981 |
Didn't you see the sock on the doorknob? |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
982 |
Hey, can you move this pillar about a foot to the right? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
983 |
Could you pass me my drink? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
984 |
Its in our new union contract. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
985 |
It's okay, they never attack from this side. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
986 |
Then it hit me---while he`s out of town, why not?! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
987 |
Who ordered queen size? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
988 |
It's not the accommodations,its the atmosphere |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
989 |
He's appealing the coup. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
990 |
These working vacations are really not very relaxing. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
991 |
It's the closest I'll ever get to a luxury vacation. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
992 |
Don't quit your day job. No one's gonna buy a shaky cloth bed. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
993 |
Good night. Sleep loose. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
994 |
They said the palm trees cannot be delivered until tomorrow. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
995 |
How else can I win the Game of Hammocks? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
996 |
You have got to be kidding! You made a hammock out of the King's cape? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
997 |
My anti-fatigue mat has gone missing. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
998 |
You misunderstood. HE'S on a working vacation. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
999 |
What? Minimum wage hasn't been invented yet and I don't get enough sick days. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1000 |
To stand guard is so Early Middle Ages. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1001 |
I wanted to see how the other half lives. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
1002 |
If he fires me I get three months salary plus raid benefits. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1003 |
Sometimes I get wrapped up in my work. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1004 |
You should just relax, he's always out golfing. |
1.1892 |
0.05985 |
74 |
64 |
6 |
4 |
1005 |
It's called early retirement. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1006 |
How am I supposed to watch Game of Thrones from here?!! |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1007 |
I'm breathing through 'resting warrior' posture. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1008 |
We're suppose to be "standing" guard. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1009 |
Pah, who cares? What’s the worst he can do? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1010 |
Oh, so that's why we built the columns so close together |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1011 |
I made it from his royal highness's blankie. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1012 |
I fear I have a boil on my rear. Pray call Sir Lance-a-lot. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1013 |
Guard duty isn't half bad. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1014 |
You should talk to the royal jester about the effects of stress in the workplace. |
1.1892 |
0.05985 |
74 |
64 |
6 |
4 |
1015 |
Why bother? Even upper management doesn't show up. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1016 |
Tell Lord Hammock this is the stupidest idea he ever had. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1017 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a vacation. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1018 |
Don't tell Cersei. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1019 |
Not until you take out the snake and straighten the runner. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1020 |
You think I'm going to waste this by hanging it on some damp wall? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1021 |
The Crusades are ending. You'd better get out of there. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1022 |
I'm beginning to like this Palace Guard gig Bruno. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1023 |
I'll watch over the King's dreams while you guard his throne. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1024 |
Could you pass me the pillow? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1025 |
I'll be rich when this hits the market and then I'm outta here... and it's bye bye to the Earl Of Hammock. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1026 |
With Tower BNB you also get a complimentary Hair Shirt. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1027 |
Just resting my eyes. |
1.1892 |
0.05985 |
74 |
64 |
6 |
4 |
1028 |
Wake me up if you hear him coming. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1029 |
You're always so literal. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1030 |
Nappy time is over, your majesty. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1031 |
So this is your spin on guarding the king? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1032 |
Hey, Lou. Guess who just pulled up out front? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1033 |
Tell me again how a staycation works. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1034 |
Come on, now it's my turn. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1035 |
It isn't what you thought it would be, is it? |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1036 |
Wake me when Game of Thrones is on. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1037 |
I tell you, you've got to join the new union. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1038 |
We don't all get a King Sized Mattress |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1039 |
You know I can't sleep standing up. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1040 |
Wake me up if you hear her coming up the stairs |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1041 |
Queasy swings the head that wears the crown. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1042 |
Relax, Hogar, you take this bodyguard job too seriously |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1043 |
So then the King says "My kingdom for a hammock." |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1044 |
It's because I won with only one swing vote. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1045 |
Wake me when the Barbarians are at the gate. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1046 |
Best Air BnB ever. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1047 |
No golf today, Mr. President? |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1048 |
Wake me up before the fanfare. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1049 |
Sire, you need to get out of there -- the queen is coming |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1050 |
Seniority has its perks. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1051 |
Relax. He's golfing at Mar-a-lago again. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1052 |
You'd give your kingdom for a bath? Forget it. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1053 |
Wake me up when you hear trumpets. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1054 |
I've decided to take a phased retirement. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1055 |
When I got this gig, they said I could hang out with the King. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1056 |
Can you get me a Mai Tai? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1057 |
Wake me if Agincourt falls. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1058 |
Did you mean good-night or good-knight? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1059 |
Oi mate, next shift you have to give this a go. It does wonders for the bunions. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1060 |
Sing "Soft Kitty" to me. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1061 |
You did say that the King gets back from France tomorrow, right? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1062 |
Relax. He's at his summer home. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1063 |
Relax, it's summer Fridays. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1064 |
You should consider joining the union like I did. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1065 |
"Well, he did say 'stay and hang around here'". |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1066 |
It's cool; I used to party with the Prince. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1067 |
“It’s good to be the King”! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1068 |
Yes, I know. No more catalog purchases! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1069 |
"We'll see. Until then I'm calling it an "abdi-cation". |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1070 |
I am on sabbatical |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1071 |
First time glamping? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1072 |
A sling of outrageous fortune. Big whoop. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1073 |
Now with the King gone every weekend playing golf, we need that fourth column added. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1074 |
Mojito, Your Highness? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1075 |
I haven't getting a good knight's sleep. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1076 |
I'm more worried that someone has absconded with my sleep mask. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1077 |
Better for my back. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1078 |
I ordered a ham hock, but OK. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1079 |
Good Knight |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1080 |
I can't sleep. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1081 |
Amazon has everything! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1082 |
Tell Merlin that I said 'Haddock' |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1083 |
Good night, good knight. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1084 |
Relax. Don't worry, he's not a King. Just the President of the United States, besides he thinks this place is a dump. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1085 |
*sigh*...14. Your sleep number is 14. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1086 |
They get summer fridays in Avalon, I'm taking a nap while Arty's in the Hamptons. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1087 |
The Queen says I snore |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1088 |
Buy now for the best knight's sleep. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1089 |
I'll sleep now. Wake me when he's overthrown! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1090 |
I've just invented Product Placement |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1091 |
This makes it easier to swing both ways yet remain aloof. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1092 |
YOU tell him it's called "king-size"! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1093 |
Aw, please?? Just a little push?? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1094 |
Edward, The Lazy. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1095 |
It's a swing fit for a king. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1096 |
It was on sale. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1097 |
The New Yorker bet me I couldn't write a caption that was situation-agnostic. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1098 |
I'm the power-napper behind the throne. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1099 |
Bringeth mine love hither so that we may fluctuate. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1100 |
You can go home now General Kelly...Trump went to Mar-a-lago to golf. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1101 |
Sire, Even the finest of establishments are not immune to bed bugs. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1102 |
Alex, play sleepy-time music. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1103 |
Try a lullaby with less violent imagery. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1104 |
C'mon, just hand me the pillow, Jeff. He's been out golfing for weeks. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1105 |
He won't be back from the crusade for a while. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1106 |
Gary, go get my CPAP machine! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1107 |
Game of Thrones ruined it for me. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
1108 |
It really is true. Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1109 |
I feel caught between a rock and a hard place |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1110 |
They call it an anti gravity thingamajig. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1111 |
Long lay the king! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1112 |
All the best Viking longships have then now, apparently. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1113 |
I'm already up! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1114 |
I'm transitioning. You can't go from a tent to a throne instantly. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1115 |
" One word of this, and we're both toast". |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1116 |
I'm glad I'm on the swing shift. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1117 |
Go on then, hand me the pillow. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1118 |
Gives the place a kind of Caribbean flavor, doesn't it? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1119 |
As the new Lord of Highgarden, I choose a more fitting throne. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1120 |
Wake me when the Lay-zee-King throne arrives. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1121 |
Get out, you're making a hammockery of the Kingdom. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1122 |
It's a WORKING nap! |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1123 |
Enquireth if we have a Royal Hammock Dislodger . |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1124 |
So far so good. If only we could do something about the noise of the wailing peasants. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1125 |
Work smarter, not harder. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1126 |
I thought this was the swing shift. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1127 |
Cry hammock! And let sleep the dogs of war. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1128 |
Well, he should have specified what kind of 'sling'! |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1129 |
It's high time we take the stigma out of hanging. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1130 |
you expect me to stand when he won't even sit? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1131 |
Would there was a lazy way to ravage my enemies, Sir Twitter. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1132 |
This is a big improvement over the bean bag chair. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1133 |
Where are my milk and cookies? |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1134 |
No sleeping on the set. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1135 |
I'm on swing shift. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1136 |
Post-lunch food coma coming on. |
1.1765 |
0.06606 |
68 |
61 |
2 |
5 |
1137 |
The Knights of Margaritaville |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1138 |
This standing all day was killing my back. Whistle if you see him coming. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1139 |
...My Lord - if I may ask, why don't you just retire and move to Mar-e-Largo ? |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1140 |
Only the hammock is on the path of the solar eclipse. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1141 |
Sing "Soft Kitty" to me. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1142 |
You will not solve the troubles facing your kingdom by regressing to your childhood. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1143 |
Don't you think you might be taking your morning break routine to a dangerous new level? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1144 |
Sure, Right Hand Man has its perks, But I never get a night off! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1145 |
Wake me when you hear him coming. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1146 |
For how long do I announce the Royal Camping Trip will take, Sir? |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1147 |
Tell Her Majesty I'll come to bed when they catch that mouse - and not before! |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1148 |
I still have 5 more minutes on the sundial. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1149 |
It's part of my benefit package. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1150 |
Aah. I decree that my life story will hereafter be called 'Game of Hammocks.' |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1151 |
The stonemason said it was a premium upgrade. |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1152 |
I earned this. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1153 |
If he's still gone tomorrow, I'm getting a mattress. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1154 |
Wake me when you see dragons |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1155 |
Don't judge me, I have a knight job. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1156 |
I expect productivity to increase another 15% when the foosball table is installed. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1157 |
Fetch me the beach. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1158 |
Yes, a gentle nudge please |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1159 |
I think I finally got the hang of this job. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1160 |
Hold all of my calls until after the Solar Eclipse. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1161 |
I had the strangest dream about a 3 hour tour |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1162 |
This thing's too darn comfortable for the Middle Ages. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1163 |
Be sure to wake me for the two o'clock audience. |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1164 |
I self dethroned |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1165 |
King for a Day. Big F_ _ _ _ _ g deal! |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1166 |
I distinctly heard "librarians" at the gate. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1167 |
HR wants me to switch to a treadmill desk. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1168 |
Did you say Queen takes Bishop? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1169 |
Time for a little autocracy, Sire |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1170 |
What do you mean you can't get out? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1171 |
Comfy is the head that wears the crown. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1172 |
He said he went to his other throne. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1173 |
I can't keep my eyes open. ..he was tweeting all night long |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1174 |
If he gets his power trips, then I get my power naps. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1175 |
I'm the hammock tester. It's a hard job but someone has to do it! |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1176 |
Are you taking advantage of the flextime policy? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1177 |
I'd give us an A. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1178 |
The King is in his countinghouse and I'm grabbing forty winks. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1179 |
Relax. Dick traded his kingdom for a horse. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1180 |
I have been so much more productive since the kingdom installed these "sleep pods". |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1181 |
The last thing I recall is that he was put into check by the rook. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1182 |
Someone booked the castle on Airbnb. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1183 |
He said, "Don't just stand there!" |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1184 |
I'm on-call until next Thor's Day. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1185 |
I'd just like to get a little Me time OK? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1186 |
My last job had standing desks. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1187 |
I want my pillow! |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1188 |
I'm not that kind of king. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1189 |
It's that kind of attitude that got the last boss dethroned. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1190 |
I don't know about the arrows, but the sling is outrageous! |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1191 |
I just got fed up being laughed at for being "on the throne." |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1192 |
Winter is coming. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1193 |
I know you enjoy the hammock, my lord, but the throne is better for your sciatica. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1194 |
I'm more alert when I'm sleeping. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1195 |
This king needs some we time. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1196 |
Little r & r before storming Castle Rock. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1197 |
Are you sure this has an 800 thread count? |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1198 |
The new health policy mandates that employees cannot stand for more than two hours straight. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1199 |
I just can't forget the days I spent as a cabin boy. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1200 |
Yeah, well, you could contribute a little more emotional labor. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1201 |
These wars of succession can go on forever. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1202 |
I think I felt the pea. Now can we get a memory foam hammock? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1203 |
Relax. He's on a 17-day golfing vacation. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1204 |
Just clearing my head |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1205 |
See if they can save the saber rattling until after 3:00. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1206 |
But you do look like Charles Laughton. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1207 |
Wake me so I can grab my spear and look alert before the King gets back. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1208 |
Tell no one I nap in the office. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1209 |
What happens in the throne hall stays in the throne hall. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1210 |
He never forgets my birthday. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1211 |
I was hoping for more of a get-away this summer. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1212 |
Sorry, your side is missing a column. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1213 |
I'm waiting for the royal treatment. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1214 |
Beach traffic be damned! |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1215 |
Was I snoring? |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1216 |
Whoa! Bad dream. I'm afraid to look, anybody on the throne? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1217 |
Look, I refuse to stand here all night. We don't even get time and a half. |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1218 |
No Donald, you cant just stay in your hammock all day. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
1219 |
You really think I'm standing around waiting for him to get back from the Crusades? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1220 |
Alas poor Hammock, I used you well. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1221 |
I couldn't take her snoring. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
1222 |
oh hey sorry will you grab my phone? |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1223 |
I'ts not regal, but its comfy. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1224 |
Now let me try one of those standing desks |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1225 |
Are you sure he's at Bedminster? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1226 |
Being King Consort isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1227 |
Wake me up if you see my supervisor coming. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1228 |
This king needs some we time. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1229 |
It's the Game of Hammocks ! Watch your back. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1230 |
Gimme a push. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1231 |
We've been meaning to talk to you about your attitude... |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1232 |
Let me know, will you, when you hear the king coming. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1233 |
You know I would rather be on the beach. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1234 |
You know how that Costanza doesn't like to see guards having to stand on their feet. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1235 |
Wake me if he turns up for work. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1236 |
It's called hammoc--King. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1237 |
Watch the throne. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1238 |
I'll drain the swamp tomorrow. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1239 |
Let's reschedule the rampage. I have a tummy ache. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1240 |
Wake me up for the beheadings. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1241 |
I keep having a dream about a king size bed. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1242 |
The throne is nice and all, but this is comfier. |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
1243 |
Rock me. But gently. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1244 |
This is terribly embarrassing...would you hand me my uniform? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1245 |
Queens! Can't live with them, can't live without them. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1246 |
No, you may not try the whoopee cushion on the throne again! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
1247 |
We will not bend the knee, nor will we change your ID tag to read 'Felix, First of His Name, Destroyer of Couches.' |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1248 |
You think it looks too much like a banana ? |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1249 |
It's a gift for the king. He said he wanted to be a swinger. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1250 |
But you read me a bedtime story yesterday . . . |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1251 |
Did you ask the reception about that extra pillow? |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1252 |
You there! Go gather some men to move that hideously large horse into the gates. It's blocking my waterview! |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1253 |
For my birthday, the wife said it was either this, or another sword! |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1254 |
Two more years on the job, and you'll get your paid vacation |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1255 |
Occupy the King's Chambers begins. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1256 |
If he's the king of the road, I'm the prince of the hammock. |
1.1692 |
0.06419 |
65 |
58 |
3 |
4 |
1257 |
I get the part of about the arrows, but I gotta tell ya, this sling is pretty sweet. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1258 |
Summertime, and the living is easy. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1259 |
While Arthur's on Crusade, I watch his throne. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1260 |
I'm wasting away in margaritaville. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1261 |
Between you and me, my money's on the dragon. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1262 |
The knights will play, when the king is away. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1263 |
I just had the CRAZIEST dream. And you and the Queen were in it! |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1264 |
How long did he say the unveiling of the wooden horse gift would take? |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
1265 |
See, I told you the drapes would make a great hammock ! |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1266 |
You think he said Royal "Court"? I definitely heard "cot." |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1267 |
Summer is coming. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1268 |
Ozik, you forgot my teddy bear again! |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1269 |
Uneasy lies the bottom that sits the throne. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1270 |
I figure we can relax while he's away at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1692 |
0.06419 |
65 |
58 |
3 |
4 |
1271 |
Notice?! Haha, he still hasn't found his crown on the top of his throne! |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
1272 |
Be a prince and get me a mug of ale. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1273 |
It's called game of thrones not game of hammocks. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1274 |
I'll tell him you'll swing by later. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1275 |
Wake me BEFORE the King returns, not after like poor Carl. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1276 |
Wake me up when sire returns from the joist. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
1277 |
No, I believe I asked for a ham hock. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1278 |
Politically, I can swing either way. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
1279 |
I was up all night ghostwriting tweets for the king. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
1280 |
They're both thrones. It's a game. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1281 |
It's the Sandals Jamaica way. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1282 |
Unless it's a rebellion, don't wake me up. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1283 |
Keeping up with the Byzantines. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1284 |
His Majesty is refusing to enter the chamber on account of your morning breath, Steve. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1285 |
It's a working vacation, dude. |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
1286 |
You know: duh, ta-duh, duh, da-day, cradle will rock. But what's the rest of it? |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1287 |
Hey, he's out on his golf course. You can wake me up when he comes back. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1288 |
It will be awhile. He went to the weavers for a new suit of clothes. |
1.1667 |
0.06326 |
66 |
59 |
3 |
4 |
1289 |
I'm not going - I'm next in line to the throne. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
1290 |
Let's rethink the staycation. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
1291 |
You know Yorick, sleeping in this hammock brings back fond memories of my scouting days. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1292 |
Isn't that Sir George's old tapestry? I think Sir George took the idea of fringe benefits a little too literally. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1293 |
My subjects said their king should swing. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1294 |
Why not? He's always off relaxing at one of his other castles. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1295 |
I saw it on Game of Thrones. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1296 |
The crusades were a cultural exchange man. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1297 |
He's been into the Imperial margarine again. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1298 |
You're being too literal--there are many ways to stand guard. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1299 |
I got in the habit while at sea. One of the perks of being a galley slave. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1300 |
Good Knight? Sweet Prince? |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1301 |
Sire...looks like we've been sacked again! |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1302 |
What are you looking at? It was a gift from Columbus! |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
1303 |
Hey, he took the New Yorker. He'll be a while. |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
1304 |
Wake me in 20 minutes, I have an Inquisition to go to. |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
1305 |
You were supposed to order king size, Thor. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1306 |
Just wake me up when his reign is over. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1307 |
My last review said I stood around too much. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1308 |
I'm getting some shut eye, he'll be back from Mara Largo in the morning. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1309 |
I wouldn't do that Theobald. If he catches on to it you will lose your job, your pension and, oh yes, your head. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1310 |
I can't stand guard duty! |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1311 |
I'm planning on sleeping my way to the top. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1312 |
I can see just as well laying guard. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1313 |
I'm really stuck. Do you know any sure fire jokes about a Jester in a bloody hammock? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1314 |
The Airbnb description said it would have two hammocks. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1315 |
The total eclipse is coming through my window - quickly bring a pair of glasses filled with dark rum! |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1316 |
I guard his dreams. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1317 |
I know you're tired, my lord. But it's all about visuals. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1318 |
It's a staycation. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1319 |
Wake me for the beauty pageant |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1320 |
The Big Guy says I'm one drug test away from becoming the Royal Eunuch. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1321 |
He's off for the 100 Year War. When do you think he'll return? |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1322 |
My alchemist feels a 20 minute power nap will invigorate my ability to pillage! |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1323 |
Look, H.R. would've said something if this is frowned upon here. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1324 |
Look, I'm just like the 99% |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1325 |
I overheard the His Highness calling it the 30 Years War, and we're only in year 12 - so I think I'm entitled. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1326 |
His Majesty must be tweeting from the porcelain one again. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1327 |
I'm lacking vitamin D. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1328 |
The night shift makes me sleepy. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1329 |
Good morning, Sunshine. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1330 |
Wake me in 8 seasons. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1331 |
You can tell her that naps make me more alert. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1332 |
My job as royal bed warmer has taken on new dimensions since the last expedition returned from the New World |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1333 |
I've got time for a nap... he's on the other throne. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1334 |
Ruling is fine, but I miss the sea. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1335 |
Read your job description again, buddy. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1336 |
The economy is great, so, yeah, the hammock - I say - go for it. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1337 |
Because I'm the one who convinced the Queen to have trumpeters announce her return. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1338 |
Have you not seen the size of the rats? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1339 |
He's the Boy King. Of course he likes sleepovers. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1340 |
I'm glad we unionized |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1341 |
He's out all day. I think it's fine to "let your guard down" for a nap. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1342 |
You have to admit, for a king, he’s pretty easygoing. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1343 |
It's like we're working in the dark ages here. I mean sure, we finally got a nap pod... but when are they finally going to put an organic poké bar in the cafeteria? |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1344 |
I 'fat fingered' my hassock order on Amazon... |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1345 |
That chair hurts my tuches. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1346 |
Just tell her I said 65 years is quite bloody enough. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1347 |
Knock off the "Rockabye Baby". |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1348 |
I am telling you, no throne compares! |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1349 |
Rank hath its priveleges! |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1350 |
Some two-week paid vacation, huh? |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1351 |
Ye can find a feif-load of riches at the REI dungeon sale. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1352 |
I'm going to need you to move that column about six inches.... |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1353 |
I don't think he's coming back. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1354 |
When you're done with the Ironic Throne, how's about giving someone else a turn? |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1355 |
How about we just go with "the hand that rocks the hammock rules the kingdom?" |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1356 |
I need to tweet. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1357 |
I'll be on my feet again as soon as he gets off the throne |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1358 |
It's not laying down on the job if you don't touch the floor. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1359 |
I was dreamimg that I was on a deserted island. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1360 |
I negotiated it in my offer |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1361 |
A couple of these and we can list it as a summer rental. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1362 |
I don't know how the Pope does it. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1363 |
I thought he was gone for 17 days?" "You know he can't last that long without attention. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1364 |
Finally! Flex time benefits for the working class! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1365 |
What? He did say "at ease". |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1366 |
You can take the chair today. I'll just be comfortable over here. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1367 |
You know, it's really hard to ENJOY a power nap when YOU'RE the power. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1368 |
Time for my power nap. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1369 |
Why not name it for the inventor, Sir Henry of Hammock? |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1370 |
He said "guard the throne" not "Stand" guard. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1371 |
Wake me up when the game of thrones is over. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1372 |
While he counts his money, I'll count sheep |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1373 |
More than one guard to defend an empty throne is absurd. Get with the Enlightenment, Rudy. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1374 |
You've probably never heard of Game of Thrones, either. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1375 |
Tell me again, how this is earthquake safe. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1376 |
My Lord, the Queen insists that you remain here until she requests your company again, possibly next week because of "you know what," in her words, your grace. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1377 |
Relax he's at Mar-a-lago. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1378 |
I'm sorry. I'm not as dedicated, now that I've seen the emperor without clothes. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1379 |
Wake me if there's a war. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
1380 |
Didn't you hear? We conquered The Bahamas. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
1381 |
Bring me my SPF 45. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1382 |
Don't worry. I'll take it down before he gets back from Bedminster. |
1.1587 |
0.06482 |
63 |
57 |
2 |
4 |
1383 |
Can't you see I'm knapping? |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
1384 |
When work is this much fun, who needs a vacation! |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
1385 |
I had requested a standing desk. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
1386 |
Sire,the teeter totter is now available. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1387 |
This gives me more sway over my subjects. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1388 |
Wake me early. I have a 'Camelot' audition in the morning. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1389 |
It's because I got The Employee of the Month award for standing on my feet the longest. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1390 |
If it is a symbolic representation of ultimate power then it can just guard itself. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1391 |
Sometimes I just have to get away |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1392 |
It's time for Wolf Blitzer, Your Highness. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1393 |
I sent for a ham hock but this is a lot more fun. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1394 |
You're right, this one is more comfortable. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1395 |
Thrones, Shmones. I'll win the game of Hammocks. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1396 |
$49.95 at REI. Did I pay too much? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1397 |
Then it hit me! I've been standing all these years right next to a perfectly good chair! |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1398 |
I joined a new thing called a 'Union'. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1399 |
There many different ways of making a stand. |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1400 |
Your Majesty, the Shiatsu massage throne repair man has arrived. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1401 |
That has been a throne in my side for years!" |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1402 |
You know, sometimes I regret spending so much on the throne... |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1403 |
If his majesty can take a 17 day vacation, so can I. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1404 |
I need someone to sing 'rock-a-bye baby'. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1405 |
Relax, he's out golfing again... |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1406 |
I'm a great negotiator. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1407 |
I'm taking a half vacation day. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1408 |
That damn crusade's takin' longer than he expected. |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1409 |
It's much more comfortable than the throne, but my crown keeps falling off. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1410 |
I would bring the sunscreen, sire, but it hasn't been invented yet. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1411 |
I'm filing a grievance. There's nothing in the job description that says I have to warm the damned thing every time the queen makes him sleep in the throne room. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1412 |
It's actually making me kinda seasick |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1413 |
No you silly. There is only room for me. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1414 |
Wake me when the Hundred Years' War is over. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1415 |
Call the jester. Now. |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1416 |
You should, too—he’s binge-watching Game of Thrones. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1417 |
Do you think the Queen is still upset with me? |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1418 |
He'll be on his other throne for at least an hour. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1419 |
Night |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1420 |
It's my turn. Go sit in thr throne. |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1421 |
Godot called. He's taking lunch with the king. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1422 |
Dude, there's room for two in here. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1423 |
The beach house I wanted was booked, so I'm taking a staycation. |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1424 |
Got your ass in a sling, my liege? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1425 |
Relax, I told you, we can take turns. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1426 |
King? What King? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1427 |
Just trying out for Game of Hammocks |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1428 |
Well, excuse ME, if the castle's siege is cutting into my lazy summer day. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1429 |
It's called a hammock. What'll they think of next? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1430 |
Now sing me a lullaby. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1431 |
Hamlet Not Hammock! |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1432 |
A bath before bed? What's a bath? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1433 |
What? You don't ever get tired of working the knight shift? |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1434 |
Not now. Just tell them I'm hung up. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1435 |
Wake me if you hear bugles. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1436 |
...and I say to hell with convention! |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1437 |
You heard him say our pensions are underfunded? |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1438 |
Have you seen my L. L. Bean catalog? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1439 |
The guys pitched in and filled the moat for your stay-cation. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1440 |
Hey winter is coming, I gotta get my hammock time in. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1441 |
I'm finding my beach. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1442 |
You would think even this dumpy castle could afford two hammocks. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1443 |
Standing guard when he's not here? That's barbaric... |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1444 |
There just aren't enough pillows! |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1445 |
Good Sir Knight ...Methinks we doth have hammock-bugs. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1446 |
Sire, I must inform you that all members on your committee on Sleeping in Hammocks have resigned. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1447 |
Yes, it's comfy, and No, it doesn't have a sleep number. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1448 |
I didn't want this job in the first place. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1449 |
Quit staring at me, Get over. here and push me. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1450 |
He gets a throne. I get a hammock. Live with it. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1451 |
I'll keep both of them. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1452 |
He's been watching re-runs of The Lion King again. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1453 |
Single-layer healthcare. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1454 |
My accountant said the armor's deductible if I work out of my home. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1455 |
Hemorrhoids. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1456 |
Lancelot is my brother. I am Sleepalot |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1457 |
You're just jealous you only have one column. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1458 |
I called fivesies on that seat! |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1459 |
The Queen wishes the invention of a couch. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1460 |
These hammocks are specially made for Manhattan studios |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1461 |
Wake me up when the king returns. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1462 |
I'm not sure this is what the king meant when he said to have him hanged. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1463 |
No, we are not getting you a Twitter account. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1464 |
Was I snoring? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1465 |
Things are running hammock! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1466 |
Change of scenery. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1467 |
How can a knight to get a good nights sleep in a hammock? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1468 |
Send a raven now -- I must know when my king-sized mattress is arriving. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1469 |
Did you find a plumber yet to unclog my throne? |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1470 |
In the jungle the lion sleeps tonight. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1471 |
Give me a little swing, will ya Cedric? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1472 |
Let me know when he returns from his other throne. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1473 |
What? It's not likely I'm sitting in her chair. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1474 |
Can I get you anything while I'm up? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1475 |
With all this opulence surrounding us, sometimes I just need to go off-the-grid! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1476 |
With the siege, beheadings and peasant revolt, I just decided to go with a staycaction. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1477 |
Well, where else am I supposed to put it? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1478 |
I believe that if I'm happier at work it makes me a more productive guard. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1479 |
Abdicate the hammock my lord. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1480 |
Summon the royal chiropractor. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1481 |
Don't forget to set the snooze alarm. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1482 |
Oh relax, the last knight sat in his throne and that's why he was beheaded. This is just his hammock. But seriously, keep look out. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1483 |
BRING ME TWO TREES! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1484 |
Dethroned and pillared. The Shame. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1485 |
Staycation |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1486 |
Fetch me my hammock wench !! |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1487 |
Wake me when the guys arrive for the Round Table meeting! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1488 |
The bold, brave, vigilant men of the king's royal guard...HAH! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1489 |
I got the idea riding past road workers leaning on their shovels. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1490 |
I shall call it... sleeping on the job. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1491 |
Pomp and circumstance be damned !! This is better for my lumbago. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1492 |
Wait. Maybe my doctor said take two PILLS and call me in the morning... |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1493 |
Shh, I need a break from governing. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1494 |
The twenty minutes in your sleep pod are up, Sire. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1495 |
That's one small sleep for a man, a giant sleep for mankind. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1496 |
Well, call them again! The ad said 30min delivery guarunteed, or the pizza's free! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1497 |
It's too early to sleep, wait until knight time. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1498 |
Tell them it's a working staycation. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1499 |
I can't keep guard of the right wing no more you take it from here Dude. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1500 |
Heavy is the head that guards the crown... |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1501 |
Because Queen Eleanor´s a bitch, OK? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1502 |
How can there be no limes in the entire kingdom? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1503 |
I love this hammock idea, but how does one get out? |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1504 |
I got it cheap from an Amazon. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1505 |
Abdicate, I'm taking a nap. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1506 |
And I'm also skipping the executions! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1507 |
I know we have to be here as the honor guard, but he's at another rally. It's going to be hours before we have to stand to honor him. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1508 |
Wake me up for the night shift. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1509 |
Crusade ventures do result in relaxation periods, as long as we're not storming the castle. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1510 |
It's a staycation. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1511 |
The job description never said anything about standing when protecting the king. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1512 |
Your vacation is not approved because of short-staffing. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1513 |
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown but now in a hammock... |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1514 |
King Henry VIII: "Have you ever heard of this guy, Trump?" Guard: "The Tyrant of America" King Henry VIII: "Ya! And I thought I was bad." |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1515 |
There's a pea in my bed. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1516 |
Relax, last I heard he was still golfing. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1517 |
It's relaxing, but it's no Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1518 |
I order you to swing me. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1519 |
Just a gentle rock, a little lullaby. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1520 |
It's just until he returns from Bedminster. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1521 |
I just dreamed I was a maiden fair and you came to rescue me from a dragon. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1522 |
His Majesty denied our healthcare benefits request, but caved on short rest breaks. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1523 |
I'm telling you...this is feudal! |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1524 |
Just once I'd like them to bring me to the summer castle. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1525 |
If the king returns rememder it's "bivouacing" , not taking a nappy nap. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1526 |
I can't wait for air conditioning to be invented. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1527 |
That's step one, Gordo. Step two is to bring in some sand and get me one of those pink cocktails with a tiny umbrella. |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1528 |
Just one of the perks of being a union kingsguard. |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1529 |
How's that daiquiri coming? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1530 |
We'll sack Rome, after I get some sack time. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1531 |
And that's EXACTLY why we need a union |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1532 |
Vive la guillotine. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1533 |
Dave, you should get in on this. Totally worth a potential beheading. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1534 |
You're ruining the symmetry. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1535 |
It's helping me relate to millennials. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1536 |
Sometimes, that throne is pain in the ass. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1537 |
What? It gets exhausting sitting on that throne all day every day! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1538 |
I want to be first in line when Daenerys Targaryen get here. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1539 |
Ok, you guard the King's throne and I'll guard his hammock |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1540 |
Tell the Queen I went golfing. Its the lesser of the two evils. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1541 |
His Majesty sent this with a note saying my annual review was ready, but since then I've heard nothing. |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1542 |
The Jersey Shore is too crowded. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1543 |
Cool job. They can relax! |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1544 |
We could conquer a larger castle or simply remodel. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1545 |
Let that other guy tweet while sitting on his throne. I'll tweet from my hammock. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1546 |
Have you ever had one of those dreams where the king gets kidnapped? |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1547 |
Joining the union finally paid off. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1548 |
Muffin is obsessed with Game of Thrones. |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1549 |
No funny stuff Timotheus. I awoke with pink eye after the least incident |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1550 |
Oh, all right. Sweet dreams! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1551 |
This working vacation is too much like working. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1552 |
She said that just because I'm the king doesn't make me the most capable in the castle. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1553 |
You do know that hammock is Celtic for lazy guard |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1554 |
We will not bend the knee. We will cancel our HBO subscription. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1555 |
I'm so tired of all the palace intrigue. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1556 |
'No sitting on my throne,' he says? Ha! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1557 |
I'm tired of hearing him say 'It's good to be king'. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1558 |
I fired ALL my servants?!? |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1559 |
Ubi Papa, ibi Roma... |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1560 |
It's not easy getting out of this after my power nap! |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1561 |
I'll need your help getting out of this thing when the ambassador shows. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1562 |
You can be the big spoon ... |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1563 |
Dude, thou ought to try this hammock! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1564 |
The King is gone on a campaign ... so why guard and empty throne? |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1565 |
He's off crusadin' again. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1566 |
Wake me before the King returns from his game of golf. |
1.1429 |
0.06461 |
56 |
51 |
2 |
3 |
1567 |
Wake me if that cat comes back. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
1568 |
He'll never know. He's out of town golfing again. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1569 |
He's coming! This is no time for power napping or feeling your inner king! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1570 |
I'm glad we unionized |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
1571 |
What a relief! My feet were killing me. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1572 |
'Standing guard' is so Medieval! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1573 |
No, he said you could be king for the day. (Note: italics on "day"). |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1574 |
I'm th court rester. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1575 |
Are you sure the king said we'd be "working knights"? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1576 |
I said hang my ham-hock you fool. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1577 |
What part of interregnum don't you understand? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1578 |
'Inspecting the realm' is code for a 4-week vacation. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1579 |
When King Trevor tells you to chillax, you chillax. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1580 |
The Crusades can wait a couple hours. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1581 |
Make sure he knows I'm saving his seat for him. |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1582 |
I'll watch out for an aerial attack. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1583 |
It's fine with me if you continue to "guard the throne" from over there. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1584 |
Wake me at Tweet-thirty. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1585 |
...and, with the money I save from this Stay-cation, I can buy that new trebuchet! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1586 |
I'm tired of bending the knee. Now I'm resting the tush. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1587 |
Uneasy lies the hemorrhoid that sits upon a throne. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1588 |
Don't worry. Think how long a crusade is. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1589 |
Tell him I'll need another few weeks to make sure it's safe. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1590 |
Misunderstanding during the interview; I asked for a ham hock. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
1591 |
Wake me for the torture. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1592 |
My mother never cuddled. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1593 |
Ask the cat. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1594 |
That's NOT what he meant when the king said "Commence with the hangings!" |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1595 |
I thought you told me the sequel was going to be called 'Game of Hammocks'? |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
1596 |
I'm taking a staycation. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1597 |
Wake me when we've evolved from popular monarchy to crowned republic. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1598 |
Long live the King, I reckon. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1599 |
Has Trump left yet? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1600 |
The throne spooks me |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1601 |
The tale of how Borin lost his job. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1602 |
How the hell did I end up here? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1603 |
We're always under siege. I need a vacation. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1604 |
This is a very popular relaxation device that I discovered on vacation at Club Med! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1605 |
Army life is tough when you've got heel spurs. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1606 |
I'm a populist at heart. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1607 |
Okay, now bring me the tiki torches. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1608 |
"I'm a fan of 'Game of Hammocks.' |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1609 |
If Mitch contacts me by pigeon, tell him I have a preexisting pomposity. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1610 |
As the king's new hammock tester you should know he weighs 425 pounds. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1611 |
Wake me when you hear him get off the commode. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1612 |
He's gone, which leaves me in suspense. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1613 |
I'm actually confident my job performance gives me some leeway to do something ill advised. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1614 |
A mind needs a hammock as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1615 |
The far left pillar is staring at us again |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1616 |
Queen's pissed tonight. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1617 |
Wake me in an hour or as soon as the king comes back.. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1618 |
Regardless, this is how the fake news will depict my reign. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1619 |
It gets so uncomfortable, sometimes I have to capitulate. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1620 |
Relax. He's on a seventeen day vacation. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1621 |
I really need to get away |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1622 |
We call it the Devine Right of swings. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1623 |
I dreamed we had to relocate to a trailer by the moat. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1624 |
What about "holiday"? That will be a good name for it. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1625 |
When the queen comes in I'll be here. Hopefully she'll ask "what's that contraption"? And I'll say "I invented it, your grace, it's for snoozing on, your grace, and I'm selling them for one silver shilling". Thanks for helping me with this Jeremy. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1626 |
Think we could talk the old man in to putting in a sky-light? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1627 |
What? He usually mistakes me for his buffoon anyway. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1628 |
look buddy, I'm guarding my right to decide when there's a credible threat |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1629 |
Come quick! The Mother-of-Dragons is about to eat another horse heart! |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1630 |
I hate how modern life requires you to work during your vacation |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1631 |
Sire they just invented something called a bed. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1632 |
This is my summer palace. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1633 |
If this hammock made me feel any more free-spirited, I'd have myself fed to a lion. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1634 |
'' I'm afraid when He gets here, I'll be hanging in a different position." |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1635 |
I want to be known as a "laid back" ruler. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1636 |
Ok, ok...may I have a fluffy pillow, pretty please? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1637 |
Get me an ovaltine before I turn in for the night. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1638 |
My enemies told me I'd hang. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1639 |
It's a reasonable accommodation for my narcolepsy. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1640 |
He's torn between living the life of a king, or enjoying a life of indolence. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1641 |
Swing low sweet chariot |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1642 |
Have Thor build me a bigger ones of these, out of wood. |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1643 |
If anyone asks, I'm not sleeping on watch, I'm praying. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1644 |
Alas, poor hammock. I knew him well. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1645 |
You know, SOME kings actually have vacation castles. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1646 |
Wake me up when winter is finally here |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1647 |
The "Iron Throne for Dummies" recommends starting small with a hammock |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1648 |
One can never retire too far from the throne! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1649 |
If the King gets a 'working vacation' then I at least get to pretend to go camping... |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1650 |
Will you please give the step count thing a rest? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1651 |
Easy lies the head that wears the crown. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1652 |
It brings a tear to the king's eye, when I do my Lady of Shalott impersonation |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1653 |
Wake me when the king gets here. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1654 |
Hey! Didn't you hear? No need to hang around. King Donald dissolved you, too. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1655 |
You'll survive guard duty by making the most of your downtime. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1656 |
It is called nude sun bathing. Deal with it. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1657 |
If you want to know how the royal sausage is made, Bjorn, stay in the hammock. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1658 |
Mock me if you will, Mr. Ham. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1659 |
I don't know what you're talking about. There's no military solution here. They got us ! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1660 |
It's Five o'Clock Somewhere in the Realm |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1661 |
Get me a ladder, and quick. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1662 |
I kept telling you that you should join the union. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1663 |
Okay, but what if I have to use the restroom? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1664 |
Wake me up before you go, go |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1665 |
I think if I relax in a hammock while receiving subjects I'll be seen as a more relatable leader. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1666 |
Clap your hands if you hear Emperor Trump returning to the playroom! |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1667 |
That stone throne's been in the family for centuries, it's either abdicate or this, my piles are killing me. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1668 |
It's from hammocker schlemmer and its wonderful! |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1669 |
I'm the original "millenial". |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1670 |
I'm trying not to flip out. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1671 |
His Majesty's Royal bathroom breaks are getting longer and longer.... |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1672 |
You should have joined us man, this union idea will be HUGE! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1673 |
Do you think this might influence and persuade the swing vote? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1674 |
Nothing beats a hammock in these lazy, crazy, hazy days of Crusading. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1675 |
It's tough being king, especially after a big lunch. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1676 |
Do you think maybe Boots's Game of Thrones addiction has gone a bit too far? |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1677 |
The physics of a hammock make a 'King Size' impossible. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1678 |
You didn't wake me for 'Game of Thrones'?! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1679 |
What did I miss? Where is the king? |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1680 |
How's the royal stress on a scale of 1 to 10? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1681 |
I rest when I can because fact-checking is a 24/7 job! |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1682 |
This is not an abdication. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1683 |
I was told to "chill out" but I'd close the window if there was one. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1684 |
I really enjoy getting away each weekend. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1685 |
I'm tellin' you, once he gets in the bathroom it could be hours... |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1686 |
I know you wanted a canoe, but this is the best I can do at such short notice |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1687 |
it may take a while ... this time traveller from 2017 USA promised our king great riches the world has never seen before, if our king will help him change history? |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1688 |
I honestly thought it would be more... king sized. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1689 |
I decided to make myself comfortable until the King comes back from the Crusades. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1690 |
A Nap of Hammocks |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1691 |
Game of Hammocks? Yes, that is catchy. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1692 |
What d'ya mean he said, 'Big Mac'? |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1693 |
Where's the jester? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1694 |
The palace Renovation has gone on long enough ! I want my gold toilet back ! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1695 |
Wouldst thou fancy a game of cornhole? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1696 |
Sir, the rabble has turned on the rousers. Shall I order another pizza? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1697 |
They don't make mattresses like they used to |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1698 |
What do you mean she has dragons? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1699 |
See? I'm not an inflexible autocrat. |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1700 |
Wake me up when he gets back from the throne. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1701 |
Game of Thrones for Dummies |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1702 |
Stop singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" right now! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1703 |
I am way royaller in this thing. Get me a blanket or die. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1704 |
Wake me when there's someone real on the throne. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1705 |
Since we're a democracy I can finally do this without a bad conscience. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1706 |
The throne makes my butt hurt. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1707 |
Great inventions like great artwork are never recognized in our time. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1708 |
Aerial surveillance. |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1709 |
Wake me in time for the bris. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1710 |
I am King and I would rather swing than sit on a hard painful throne. Don't give me any butts about my decision. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1711 |
Don't look at me like that. My turn is not up at least for three minutes. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1712 |
This is why the other guards call this their dream job |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1713 |
It's a Pinterest hack for those curtains around the throne. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1714 |
Bring me a mead spritzer. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1715 |
You said it was hanging time. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1716 |
What light through yonder window breaks? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1717 |
That hammock will have no sway with the king. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1718 |
There are perks for working on the third shift! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1719 |
It makes you look even MORE majestic! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1720 |
You can have a turn when he gets back. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1721 |
"Just tell them Sir John Powernap can't provide good advice to the King when he's tired.' |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1722 |
You get the hang of it after a while. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1723 |
I always volunteer for the night shift. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1724 |
I traded my horse for this!!! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1725 |
Damocles, given the current political climate, it looks like you are not so eager to accept the king's proposal. Trust me, the sword is on back-order for an unknown amount of time. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1726 |
Easy lies me, at least. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1727 |
Relax, this throne things a game. |
1.1321 |
0.06619 |
53 |
49 |
1 |
3 |
1728 |
Uneasy lies the head that swings the hammock! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1729 |
This is the summer palace, right? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1730 |
Remind the jester that it's not too late for some light, summer material. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1731 |
Hamlet's Hammock |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1732 |
Wastin' away again in ye olde Englandville, searchin' for my lost shaker of saltpeter... |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1733 |
You'll swing for this. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1734 |
Do you want the arrows now or later? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1735 |
Would you mind rocking me gently? |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1736 |
I have no idea why they winked at me. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1737 |
I can't handle it without Wi-Fi. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1738 |
I'll have an Ice Tea with lemon. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1739 |
Kinda cramped in here already. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1740 |
Go to your community, Irwin. Tell them how casual and fun the elites can be. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1741 |
Whew. I thought the commoners said there would be havoc in the throne room. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1742 |
Of course it's a risk. Heavy is the head that wears the helmet. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1743 |
This siege has made my commute unbearable. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1744 |
The Queen said we should take separate vacations... |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1745 |
Being a White House page just isn't the same since they rethemed the Oval Office. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1746 |
Hand me my spear and I'll guard the hammock, you guard the throne. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1747 |
I can't believe how well this year's labor negotiations turned out |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1748 |
...'twas but 19.99 on Prime Day. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1749 |
Muck the stables, check the ph in the moat and wake me up when Jake Tapper comes on. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1750 |
It's the latest directive from the Royal 1st Responders after the Emergency Response-time Study. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1751 |
Hey, Thor, have you heard of that new invention called a bed? |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1752 |
Not that kind of swinger! |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1753 |
Rock me Baby. Rock me all night long. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1754 |
I give up , give me a push, too many mattresses to choose from. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1755 |
If his excellency shows up soon, I'll be between my post and post-mortem! |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1756 |
He said he was going to the spa so you know he won't be back for a couple of hours. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1757 |
The Queen has asked me to remind His Majesty that royal edicts won't decree themselves. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
1758 |
The commute from Nottingham has become a killer. I'm spending the night here during the week. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
1759 |
But the king said to keep our guard up. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1760 |
I've decided to be true to myself. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
1761 |
It's GOOD when the big guys hits the Hamptons! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
1762 |
Oh my lord, is it already casual Friday? |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
1763 |
Don't worry about me. . . I can keep guard with one eye shut! |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
1764 |
Heed my warning. Summer is coming. |
1.1296 |
0.06500 |
54 |
50 |
1 |
3 |
1765 |
You think _you're_ tired? |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
1766 |
And then I'm going to eat a sheetcake. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
1767 |
Tell His Majesty to hold the trumpets. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
1768 |
Wake me when the Hundred Years' War is over. |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
1769 |
Every weekend he plays golf. This way I'll be all rested up when he gets back on Monday. Meanwhile, you'll be dead on your feet. So shut up and let me get my beauty rest. |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
1770 |
I know the King is in danger. I just can't get out of the hammock. |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
1771 |
Just tell the king I'm installing the new slingshot. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
1772 |
What? The King said to make ourselves at home! |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
1773 |
I like these new union rules! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1774 |
It's more efficient to work from home. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1775 |
Hagar, whistle twice when his Highness approaches. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1776 |
I was getting varicose veins from all the standing! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1777 |
You just never know which way Trump is going to swing... |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1778 |
Wait a minute, did His Majesty say 'fix me a hammock', or 'fix me a ham hock? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1779 |
That last crusade really left me beat. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1780 |
They say it's supposed to be good for your back. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1781 |
My kingdom for some white noise! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1782 |
I thought I saw a mouse. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1783 |
Wake me up when our shift is over. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1784 |
I don't know what he's on about. My head ain't so uneasy lying down in this. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1785 |
While England 'may swing like a pendulum do', I , as King, snooze to a modest mersey beat that rocks me gently. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1786 |
This is a lot more comfortable. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1787 |
AS USUAL, THE RIGHT GUARD HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE LEFT GUARD IS DOING. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1788 |
I'm not lazy, i'm on a staycation. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1789 |
So she's at that 'pea and a mattress' stage of dating? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1790 |
The cat's away, the mice will play, I say. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1791 |
He never takes me to Bedminster. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1792 |
Not my king! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1793 |
Thor, Airbnb needs to know this was not as advertised |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1794 |
Cancel the river cruise. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1795 |
You'll be strung up permanently if His Royal Highness catches you in that hammock. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1796 |
I love the weekends. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1797 |
Yes, it's a presidential display that I have swung Alt.Right |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1798 |
Heavy lies the crown, huh Mr. Rumpus? |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1799 |
Relax, you know this isn't the throne he rules from. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1800 |
Father's Day gift. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1801 |
It is even money when the king returns you will be swinging in the other direction. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1802 |
Far more comfortable than the Iron Throne. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1803 |
Well, he did say he would hang me. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1804 |
I enjoyed outdoor naps before my barber warned me of the harmful effects of radiation |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1805 |
Your time is up. It's my turn. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1806 |
I'm gonna sleep my way to the top. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1807 |
No, you may not climb in with me! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1808 |
Hey Bro- grab me a cold grog... |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1809 |
Just tell me when the queen comes. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1810 |
You better pack up your hammock. I hear the King is cutting short his vacation to sign an Executive Order. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1811 |
Cover me. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1812 |
You gotta admit this job's a lot sweeter than guarding the other throne room. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1813 |
The royal renovations are behind schedule but hey, a King's gotta do what a King's gotta do. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1814 |
You do know, sire, that lullabies haven't yet been invented. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1815 |
... and this is why he's "The King of Swing?" |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1816 |
It don't mean I'm King if I ain't got that swing. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1817 |
Hope this is what his majesty meant by hanging! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1818 |
The Crusades can wait. Prithee, yon Coleman with a bounty of wine coolers. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1819 |
So, you're absolutely sure he's ok with this? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1820 |
If winter is coming, can summer be far behind? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1821 |
Come now. Sing 'soft kitty' |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1822 |
He ordered me hanged, he didn't say how. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1823 |
Now set some plants around me. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1824 |
I don't know about your employment situation, but the ad I responded to promised unfettered access to the royal hammock when the king was away. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1825 |
Just because I don't want to sit in my BIG chair, doesn't mean I don't want pillow. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1826 |
The throne just has no back support. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1827 |
Royal Guards Union: Required contractual breaks |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1828 |
Wake me when The Crusades are over. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1829 |
I have to sleep here, so that I can wake up His Majesty at 6 a.m., so that he can do his daily morning tweet storm. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1830 |
Find your beach. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1831 |
I like a little hammock time. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1832 |
Really hate my tan line. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1833 |
Oh, I'm a union delegate. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1834 |
But it's knight time... |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1835 |
Has anyone invented the Pina Colada yet??? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1836 |
If the Pope retired, so can I. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1837 |
I found my beach. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1838 |
I tried to set it up near the moat, but there's an alligator-supremacist rally going on. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1839 |
Wake me when the war is over. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1840 |
Give me a wake-up call before he gets here. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1841 |
The King hath gone to relieve his bowels and we all knoweth he will not return in a fortnight. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1842 |
At least these Dark Ages are good for something. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1843 |
You're resting in your funeral shroud! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1844 |
We may have gotten it through collective bargaining, but there's only room for one. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1845 |
Listen, Brian – in this job, you've got to learn to pace yourself and go with the flow. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1846 |
I'll prove to you he likes me best. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1847 |
Number three on my bucket list. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1848 |
Thrones are so last season. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1849 |
Well we are working the swing shift. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1850 |
I'm not sleeping. I'm his majesty's human slingshot ammo. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1851 |
My kingdom for a Posturepedic |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1852 |
Someday I’ll show you the picture I have of the king coming out of Miss Lilly’s with a pig under his arm. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1853 |
Remember, you did not see me sleeping on the job. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1854 |
My massage therapist said it would help my back. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1855 |
It's called "glamping." |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1856 |
Wake me up when 'Game of Thrones' declares a winner. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1857 |
What do you think 'being a pillar' means? |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1858 |
I'm trying to convey a laid-back image. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1859 |
Why are you looking at me like that? The king did say to hang here until he got back. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1860 |
Get me some palm trees, a fair maiden and a pina colada. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1861 |
Hey. Did he say 'Good night' or 'Good knight'? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1862 |
No, don't tell anyone that I'm napping. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1863 |
It's really quite simple Reggie ... all Ah'm askin' is a few lines of "All frew th'night" and I'll be off, 'fore y'know it. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1864 |
Should've taken off my socks |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1865 |
We call them Hammic. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1866 |
Remember before his coronation when he said he'd never leave the castle? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1867 |
I told him the Kingdom of Google has them. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1868 |
Oh don't be so naive, all guards sleep on duty! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1869 |
Apparently, this is what my subjects do |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1870 |
Would you have the front desk give me a wake-up call at 7? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1871 |
Relax! He's trying to explain to MSNBC why he's had this throne installed so I don't expect him back today. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1872 |
The Royal Footstool, Sire ? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1873 |
What the cat fur is going on here? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1874 |
Enough beheadings. Time to relax. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1875 |
I'm too royal to sit upright! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1876 |
I want to be rocked. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1877 |
I suppose you regret not joining the union when you had the chance... |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1878 |
Did you hear about Brannon? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1879 |
Wake up my sire! Jon Snow is about to be murdered...again. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1880 |
They said he was regal, but actually he's nothing but a royal pain in the ass! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1881 |
Warn me before the court arrives and I'll get back on the throne. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1882 |
Hey, look at me. I'm the King of Swing! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1883 |
He's depressed because he doesn't have an heir. I guess we shouldn't have fixed him. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1884 |
He said he wasn't coming back for a while. |
1.1200 |
0.06785 |
50 |
47 |
0 |
3 |
1885 |
Wake me when he returns from the crusade! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1886 |
I wouldn't go talk to the queen right now. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1887 |
I opted for this en lieu of tea time. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1888 |
I'm just testing it, for His royal pain in the behind. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1889 |
Yes, it's a fair trade, organic hammock now leave me alone. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1890 |
Ready the chariots. We're going to the castle in the tropics. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1891 |
What the hell are you doing? |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1892 |
Will you be slack lining today as well sir? |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1893 |
Jerry, would you be a lamb and get my book? It's all the way over the other side of the room near the iron maiden and I'm already comfy and cozy. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1894 |
Didn't you get that memo? Her Majesty is bringing back casual Fridays to boost morale around here. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1895 |
It was far more amusing on "YouTube". |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1896 |
Hey when I get up I have to hit the throne too. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1897 |
You got this. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1898 |
It's called the Game of Hammocks! |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1899 |
Any job worth lying down on is worth lying down on well. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1900 |
"The better to see things from different angles". |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1901 |
I'll take the knight shift. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1902 |
His mistake was telling the church he was a swinger. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1903 |
Wow, I really needed this interregnum. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1904 |
Personally, I like the new management. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1905 |
Good Knight |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1906 |
Sit in my throne and warm it up, okay? |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1907 |
Doesn't pay well, but good benefits. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1908 |
That's a hanging offense. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1909 |
The union also has a great dental program. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1910 |
It'll have to do for now. Memory foam is still centuries away. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1911 |
Sire, opposition is mounting. Perhaps it's time to start acting kingly. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1912 |
Hand me my spear, would you? I'm too cumfy. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1913 |
Don't give me that look. The sunshine isn't warm enough to make you jealous. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1914 |
Who says I'm his favorite. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1915 |
Relax! The big guy's hunting for a virgin of which we are in very short supply. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1916 |
I just wasn't ready for vacation to end yet! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1917 |
It's comfortable, versatile and ionly cost me a king's ransom. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1918 |
I don't know how they do things at the Netflix Estate, Eldon, but here we value our rest. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1919 |
I'm ready for the fans and the dancing virgins. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1920 |
Why can't I issue a death sentence from here? |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1921 |
I aspire to be a non-standard bearer. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1922 |
My sundial died again. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1923 |
It's my summer bed. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1924 |
Using the chamber pot is awkward. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1925 |
Feels good, man! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1926 |
If he asks, tell'em a giant spider got me. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1927 |
If anyone wants me tell them I have a headache. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1928 |
hand me the controller |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1929 |
So you try sitting on the throne all day! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1930 |
Well it started as a democracy. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1931 |
I can't stand doing this job anymore. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1932 |
Let me know if he comes and I'll fall out. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1933 |
Just yell if we're being invaded. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1934 |
You know, he could be back from the Crusade any minute now. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1935 |
I told you I would not do a good job |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1936 |
My union dues aren't so stupid now are they?! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1937 |
King's at the golf course again. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1938 |
Did you know Donald Trump wants to buy this throne and have it placed in the Oval office during the redecoration of the White House? |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1939 |
Lazy? It's called a power nap, you idiot!" |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1940 |
A Bright Spot in the Dark Ages: The First Stay-cation |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
1941 |
Guard -- Be so kind. I left my sun specs under the pillow! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1942 |
Got it on summer clearance- it's actually quite comfortable. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1943 |
"I ordered a royal cruise but I didn't think they would take the throne room". |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
1944 |
I can't sleep because the drapes don't match the carpet! |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
1945 |
If I say anything in my sleep, you should take it as a false diversion for what I'm actually thinking. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
1946 |
Less heavy is the head that has a hammock. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
1947 |
It was delivered in two days from the Amazon. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
1948 |
I think I'm safe. I am not the messenger. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
1949 |
And get Bannon on the phone! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
1950 |
Is that a King size or Queen? |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
1951 |
Relax, Charlie. It's the Interregnum. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
1952 |
You can take the throne,but watch out for the spider down the cushion. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
1953 |
That's it! - then, you just pull back and let go. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
1954 |
They never said anything about laying down |
1.1132 |
0.06409 |
53 |
50 |
0 |
3 |
1955 |
Uneasy lies the crown. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
1956 |
This is our union's idea of a fringe benefit? |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
1957 |
It's Sir Bannon again Sire and he insists on seeing you this time. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1958 |
I requested a room with a king-size bed and I wind up with a mini pea pod hammock. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1959 |
You're not a meme. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1960 |
"Sitting on that throne all week with the crown really wears me down. I henceforth decree Fridays shall be a casual day for the King. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1961 |
When he said you would swing, I don't think that is what he had in mind. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1962 |
I just don't want summer to end. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1963 |
But we can't find a gluten-free recipe that we like for cake. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1964 |
I was promoted from royal food taster to hammock swinger. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
1965 |
Hard work or smart work ? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1966 |
Now I just need this week's New Yorker. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1967 |
Tell the queen my banana sling is ready. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1968 |
Obviously, you've never been in the Boy Scouts. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1969 |
What are you looking at? HR told me I must take a 10 minute rest period every four hours! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1970 |
Let's go with VLAD, THE HAMMOCKER |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1971 |
I still can't believe he agreed to the new union rules. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1972 |
I said tie up the Cossacks, but this will do. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1973 |
It's s'more time, sir. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
1974 |
This week I thought I'd cry hammock. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1975 |
Is this your first Caribbean Cruise? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1976 |
My back's been acting up lately. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1977 |
Keep an eye out for any arrows |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1978 |
Pass me the royal pillow. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1979 |
Wake me up if you hear any Vikings. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1980 |
Just another day in paradise. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1981 |
I'll pillage this afternoon. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1982 |
Sitting is worse than smoking. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1983 |
I negociated for a health care safety net and he said "I grant the a hammock!" |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1984 |
I'm hoping the princess will believe I'm a pea. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1985 |
I'M A BANANA! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1986 |
They said this was the oldest ship in the navy, but c'mon... |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1987 |
Then he told me to tell Catherine and Ann, ALL of them are named Catherine or Ann! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1988 |
I wanted to know what it would be like in an Air B&B. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1989 |
I'm on a staycation |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1990 |
It's comfortable, but do you think the king is getting enough back support in this thing. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1991 |
NOW Rock my world! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1992 |
I command you to find the architect & behead him. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
1993 |
Swing shift? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1994 |
Your Majesty, beg pardon, your Royal Throne's back from the Royal Dry Cleaners. They got out Her Majesty's blood. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1995 |
I don't understand why the queen refuses to sleep with me. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1996 |
Umm, Reginald, that's not what he meant when he said 'At ease, soldier!' |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1997 |
The union did provide for a break now and then. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1998 |
Just mind your business and hand me my spear please. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
1999 |
I always knew that you were a knight in slumbering armor. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2000 |
I am not milking that drawbridge thing! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2001 |
"It's my Royale Hammock for my Royale Catnap, Goode Knight! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2002 |
Trump is so manic, I take get rest when I can. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2003 |
We need to talk about your work ethic. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2004 |
Will you wake me up in an hour? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2005 |
Lance old boy, would you mind getting me a pint of ale? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2006 |
If I'm going to do back-to-back shifts, I'm not going to do guard duty standing up the entire time! |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2007 |
Upset with rumbles of revolution, my King relaxes & swings in his hammock today. How can I tell him he might swing from the gallows tomorrow ?? Little does he suspect how |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2008 |
It's called a working vacation. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2009 |
I may be king, but to my wife I'm just a royal pain in the butt. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2010 |
They said I could be the hangman. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2011 |
Wake me if he comes back. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2012 |
Hey Hans, you ever get horny? I mean like reeeeeeeeally horny? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2013 |
I just need a little island time. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2014 |
Even a king deserves to swing every so often. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2015 |
Even at leisure the regal are bound between a rock and hard place. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2016 |
I hope he didn't say "ham hock" |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2017 |
I intend to go out swinging! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2018 |
Some reigns are best experienced through the filter of sleep. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2019 |
Oh, come on, Lou. Just hum me a few bars of 'California Dreaming'. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2020 |
Yes Sir, It's The Game of Hammocks. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2021 |
They told me the other seat was taken. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2022 |
I'm back on in five, when the siege resumes. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2023 |
Are you familiar with 'Rock-a-Bye Baby?' |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2024 |
The last failed hammock tester got promoted to rack tester. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2025 |
I am guarding the throne, just horizontally. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2026 |
As if being a security guard isn't bad enough, I always get the swing shift. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2027 |
Game of Hammocks doesn't have quite the same ring, does it? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2028 |
Who's the jester now? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2029 |
Wake me up if there's a need to stand too. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2030 |
Tell me the one about the Knights of the Round Table again ... |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2031 |
Just another perq for guarding the window side of the castle! |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2032 |
Cosworth, I so want to be Gilligan. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2033 |
I mean, how much security does a nine-year old need? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2034 |
The king kept me up all night with his birdy ideas. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2035 |
Don't look at me that way, we were both thinking it |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2036 |
I favor a more laissez-faire approach to governing. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2037 |
Nowadays, with the damn printing presses, there's no getting away from work. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2038 |
I told you a Facebook account for him was a bad idea |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2039 |
Want me to scrub yer back? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2040 |
Up so early? He's playing golf you know. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2041 |
Half the court's lost their heads; I think I deserve a mental health day |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2042 |
Well my podiatrist took an oath too, okay? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2043 |
I call this a "Power Nap." |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2044 |
Heavy is the head the wears the crown, still, even here. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2045 |
... and then they froze his assets to pay for the cat toys ... |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2046 |
I miss the real trees! |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2047 |
It was 70% off at Wal-Mart. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2048 |
I've invented the guild |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2049 |
So, you don't like King of Hammocks as a title? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2050 |
If I had a hammock . . . |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2051 |
Early Glamping |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2052 |
I was getting throne sores, OK? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2053 |
The swing is dead. Long live the swing. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2054 |
You book a bleeding castle on airbnb and pay a f..king fortune for it and they give you a bedroom with NO black out blinds!! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2055 |
My shifts in ten minutes |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2056 |
It will take a few months for the Mai tai ingredients, my liege, but I will take care of it. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2057 |
The King is up at 6, I want a 5 wake up call. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2058 |
Don't look at me like that! He had the mutton, so he'll be in there for a while. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2059 |
No, I won't carry you to the chamber pot. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2060 |
How about you? Ever dream of not being prepared for a test? |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2061 |
Relax. He's working from home today. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2062 |
David Duke to see you, Mr. Bannon |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2063 |
If it's the Dark Ages, then why can't I bloody get to sleep at night? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2064 |
Mattress tester was his dream job. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2065 |
This is why we don't sleep on the job. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2066 |
It's nice, but I think I prefer the normal toilet. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2067 |
The king said if I took another break I would be hanged. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2068 |
If you fall out there's definitely a workman's comp claim. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2069 |
This feels more like just hanging out. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2070 |
I'm pulling a swing shift. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2071 |
My kingdom for a push. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2072 |
After another challenging day of ordering the execution of three members of the press, supervising the construction of a bigger moat around the castle, and making his kingdom great again, the king took a well-deserved nap. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2073 |
If the king finds you lying down on the job,he will have you in shackles. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2074 |
It's only the first round of the "Game of Thrones |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2075 |
On the other hand, it's possible that the king said, 'Cry Havoc!' |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2076 |
Something tells me King Richard III isn't coming back form the wars. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2077 |
It's all the rage in Luxemburg |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2078 |
It's worth changing my name from Croesus to Hammock for ten million. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2079 |
I thought they said TOWER nap. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2080 |
Wake me when Game of Thrones is on. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2081 |
Have you seen my blankie? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2082 |
Your Highness, hammock repair guy is here |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2083 |
I rule better when I hang out! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2084 |
OK, in YOUR version , the world rests on three pillars. This proves it can done with two! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2085 |
I said pillows, not pillars! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2086 |
I'm trying it out for festival season. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2087 |
So here's my hang-up. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2088 |
This is not what I meant when I said I need a vacation. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2089 |
Stan you go ahead and be a "good knight;" I'll have a "good night." |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2090 |
It IS more comfortable, but really, The Hammock Empire? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2091 |
For the last time, King David's slingshot is not thy sleep chamber. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2092 |
This beats sitting on the throne all day!! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2093 |
I'm the new bed-tester; who are you? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2094 |
It's in case he wants to send late-night proclamations. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2095 |
He was going to sell the throne on ebay, but now he can't decide if he can let it go. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2096 |
That chair is overrated. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2097 |
It's casual friday. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2098 |
These "stay-cations" aren't all they're cracked up to be |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2099 |
Her majesty is very angry. I cancelled HBO so she can't watch Game of Thrones. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2100 |
Let me know when my wife is approaching. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2101 |
I miss the Crusades |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2102 |
I'll just tell the King that I was inspired by the Ottoman Empire |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2103 |
You stand guard. My feet are killing me, it's not like he'll notice. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2104 |
You try sleeping with the Queen. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2105 |
What, you can't sing it because I'm not a baby? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2106 |
There is no such thing as "speed golf." |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2107 |
Well, the army has its definition of secure, and the Navy has it's own |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2108 |
I'm hoping this will help me empathize. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2109 |
The chair's nice but the bed sucks. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2110 |
Egad! That mead's got a kick... |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2111 |
Hamhocks! I said hamhocks! |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2112 |
My doctor says I don't get enough sleep. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2113 |
Great bed but we need more flexible armor |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2114 |
I may be in the doghouse, but it's a royal doghouse. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2115 |
The suspense is killing me! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2116 |
So that's what it's like on the far right. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2117 |
He'll be on the road a few months. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2118 |
The arrows are all yours |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2119 |
Piles |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2120 |
Wake me if there's a coup. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2121 |
I dreamt I went to Manderley again. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2122 |
It's really more of a "staycation". |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2123 |
You're just jealous I thought of it first. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2124 |
What are you staring at? You know how outrageous fortune goes: first it's an arrow, then it's a sling. I'm just trying to roll with it. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2125 |
I thought glamping would be more fun than this. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2126 |
Ham hock? Damn these helmets! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2127 |
Plump up the throne pillows, will you? |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2128 |
I couldn't sleep a wink last night because we had that silly fight |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2129 |
It's one of the perks of serving King Frederick The Chillaxed. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2130 |
Bathophobia kept me out of the navy but I admit I do miss the hammocks. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2131 |
You'll understand when you're a night-watchman |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2132 |
Just in case your wondering, this hammock sleeps too.. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2133 |
As I read the employment contract, we are entitled to one 20-minute break per shift, king or no king. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2134 |
Who want to steal a throne? |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2135 |
Monarchs proliferate better in pods. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2136 |
You try sitting in that hard chair eight hours a day! |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2137 |
I said, "crudite", not "coup d'é·tat." |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2138 |
Quick! Toss me that pillow. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2139 |
I got kicked off the island. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2140 |
Hey, it beats an iron throne. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2141 |
Sire, we're out of ravens. You can't send any more messages. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2142 |
Tell the Media I'm meeting with my advisers; not napping. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2143 |
"It's for the knights". |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2144 |
I find that after a short nap I'm much more alert and effective. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2145 |
I'm so glad that I am finally learning to relax. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2146 |
This industry has been ripe for disruption since the Visigoths. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2147 |
If we're going to live like kings...make that two slices of avocado toast. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2148 |
He's really a benevolent dictator. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2149 |
Remember he's at his Trump National Golf Club and estate in Bedminster, N.J. until at least Monday. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2150 |
Do you think he would mind? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2151 |
Tell the guards that no one enters the royal chambers, unless its a food delivery |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2152 |
Could you get me a Bud Knight? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2153 |
I pee out of my ass! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2154 |
Who negotiated our vacation policy? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2155 |
The king wanted me to find alternative ways to hang people. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2156 |
¨My job description is totally flexible regarding my duties¨ |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2157 |
...and I won't wear the crown either. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2158 |
Tell me a story about the times of olde. |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
2159 |
Last night the wizard made the moon disappear. I fear tonight it's me? |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
2160 |
Now I know why uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2161 |
Don't tell the King I'm participating in a " Lie In ". |
1.1000 |
0.05890 |
50 |
47 |
1 |
2 |
2162 |
I think he liked playing Macavity better than Henry V. |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
2163 |
This is much easier on the hemorrhoids. Think the people will go for it as the new Easy Throne? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2164 |
What'd I miss? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2165 |
I don't want to be late for court. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2166 |
At least I'm not golfing, like "you know who." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2167 |
So Caldron, know you see why I am known as the "swingest" Monarch on the block! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2168 |
I'm pretty sure he's at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2169 |
To sleep, perchance to slack off. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2170 |
read me the story about the prince would you |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2171 |
Nobody dies in Game of Hammocks. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2172 |
I thought I was ordering a ham hock. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2173 |
The King asked me to test out his hemlock hammock. What's hemlock? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2174 |
Its great for riding out those long, winter sieges.... |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2175 |
It's lonely at the top. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2176 |
Do not look askance, Agnar. One has no need of spears when cradled by the pillars of government. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2177 |
the kings busy for 100 years, its ok! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2178 |
Anybody seen the King's robe? Hey! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2179 |
Wake me when the siege is over. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2180 |
Working holiday. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2181 |
Whew! I dreamed we lost the king. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2182 |
I'm just having my "knight"cap |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2183 |
Do you think I have time to order up an Arnold Palmer before Cersei gets back? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2184 |
This democracy thing won't last, he'll back. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2185 |
do you think my subjects will be throne by this? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2186 |
Power napping on the job again. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2187 |
Oh please, he's golfing at Mar-a-Lago all week. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2188 |
I'm telling ya, Olaf, the title is c-e-r-e-m-o-n-i-a-l. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2189 |
I do believe, sir, you've overstayed your visit. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2190 |
You know, you've changed ever since you've returned from Fyre Festival. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2191 |
you might've went a little overboard with the Royal pencil and eraser this time |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2192 |
Time Warner wired the wrong throne room with Fox News. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2193 |
I can’t wait until my turn on the hammock starts on February 30th. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2194 |
His Royal High/lowness my butt. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2195 |
Maybe...Could you just hum 'Rock-A-By-Baby? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2196 |
If he comes back, just tell him I'm on my morning break. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2197 |
Wake me up before you go, go |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2198 |
He's binging on Game of Thrones, so I'll be fine. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2199 |
For starters, let me tell you about the lumbar support. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2200 |
Lancelot needs your err...lance!..he's at the gates! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2201 |
I opted for a stay-cation this year. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2202 |
Let's go over this again: You do your business on the throne. Remember? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2203 |
I'm sleeping in the reign |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2204 |
His Royal Highness may not buy it that England swings like a hammock do. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2205 |
I think you've taken this union thing too far, we're still on the clock 'till 5. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2206 |
What, you've never heard of a "working vacation"? Head's will roll Mr. Bannon. Could you hit the Whites on your way out! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2207 |
If I'm not supposed to do it, why did they put these pillars so close together? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2208 |
Heavy lies the butt also. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2209 |
Back side. Front side. Side side. Many Sides. Many sides. And I'm just laying down on the job as the boss does. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2210 |
what's the delivery charge? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2211 |
Oh, really? Well, in my moral universe, it's called "Honoring Our Veterans". |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2212 |
For the last time ... I don't know what this 'Game of Thrones' is! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2213 |
I can't be a king if I ain't got no swing |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2214 |
Verily I say, there's nothing like roughing it! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2215 |
...they've started eating...you got 5 minutes, then it's my turn. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2216 |
I gave my two weeks. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2217 |
No matter how many visualization CDs you listen to - this is NOT the beach! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2218 |
When I first heard 'Mail Order Catalogue' I thought it was just where to buy a new hauberk, but it's turned into a real game changer. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2219 |
Ok, that's enough for one KNIGHT! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2220 |
No, the rental ad did NOT say it was a studio. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2221 |
Your pineapples have arrived, Sire. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2222 |
Wake me up when you hear his footsteps! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2223 |
Well they won't let me sit in that chair. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2224 |
"In the game of hammocks, you either relax or you die". |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2225 |
He assigned me to monitor the alt-right. |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2226 |
We're in trouble, it's twin-sized at best. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2227 |
What with the decline in monarchy and all, figured whats the point? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2228 |
When the cat's away, the mice will play |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2229 |
... what? ... where ... ? ... Oh, yes, ... very funny, Frank! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2230 |
Well, it's not like HE does anything worthwhile, either! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2231 |
Would you like me to bring the courtyard to you as well, sire? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2232 |
If I like this, what say we go glamping for real next weekend? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2233 |
Thanks for filling in during my staycation. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2234 |
So you say the cook is punishing you for mocking the ham? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2235 |
Figured I could hang it from the monarchtree |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2236 |
Maybe the tree-huggers had a point? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2237 |
You want a Tito's and tonic? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2238 |
I'm goin |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2239 |
Are you sure this is what his majesty meant by taking the night off? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2240 |
Jerry, give me a push will you. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2241 |
I miss the pillaging. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2242 |
Let the royal Staycation commence. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2243 |
Should I call for the throne transport service ? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2244 |
It was easier to get this than unscramble the difficulty of buying a mattress. |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2245 |
Tell me more about this "Teamsters Union." |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2246 |
Your highness it's time to turn over |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2247 |
It's a new fad, they call it 'glamping'. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2248 |
Could you bring me his majesty's pillow for my head ? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2249 |
Louis the Late, c'est lui. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2250 |
I thought hamhocks would taste better! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2251 |
I said, "Get me a ham hock!" |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2252 |
I didn't know sleeping on the job was a benefit -I'm going to confirm that with H.R. before HRH returns. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2253 |
Look down in the cellar and see if we have any wide screen TV's. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2254 |
Sire, this time, there is no catch... |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2255 |
Fetch me the royal badminton set. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2256 |
Leave me, Guard. I'm resting. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2257 |
I'm always first in line when there's an upgrade |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2258 |
It's a new thing I just invented. I call it a working vacation. Just hangin' around, watchin' time go by. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2259 |
Mimosa, Mai Tai, Marguerita what do you recommend? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2260 |
It's part of the shift away from Gothic architecture. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2261 |
It's your turn of the sentry. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2262 |
He's obviously wanting an heir. Should we explain that visit to the vet?' |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2263 |
I'm starting to hate this studio |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2264 |
I'm being strategic not lazy. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2265 |
Defenestration before relaxation, pal. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2266 |
You were always the king's favorite! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2267 |
I'm taking my vacation days |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2268 |
You burn more calories in your sleep, you know. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2269 |
You want Rockaby Baby? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2270 |
This is the last time that I use Airbnb! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2271 |
airbnb hath scorned me! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2272 |
It wouldn't kill you to sing a little somethin'. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2273 |
The king knows I have a thing for low hangers. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2274 |
I may be a Targaryen but I'm not stupid! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2275 |
i just wish he'd get a recliner. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2276 |
It's better for my posture. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2277 |
A new perk on my new contract. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2278 |
Mohammad does not go to the tropics - the tropics go to Mohammad. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2279 |
I'm union, he can't say anything about this. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2280 |
That throne is too itchy |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2281 |
Never take a vacation, or they'll figure out they don't need you. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2282 |
I hear the king wants to sleep with his daughter. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2283 |
The King is dead. And I don't feel so good. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2284 |
We spent too much on that damn throne! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2285 |
It's the royal hemorrhoids. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2286 |
one day the rest of the world will discover this :) |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2287 |
I'm telling you, the heir mattress is much more comfortable. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2288 |
I'm on a break.... |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2289 |
I don't think this will alter the fact that my cock is burning like a sonfoabitch. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2290 |
He called me a good man and told me to relax. I think that means he's going to fire me. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2291 |
I'm not worried. He's out playing golf and won't be back for at least a week. |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2292 |
Is my 10 minutes break over yet? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2293 |
"Today's orgy was exhausting. I need to catch 40 winks before leaving to pillage the village". |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2294 |
You may now bring me my broth. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2295 |
Let's relax, King is out golfing again! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2296 |
Well then, should try out the other torture devices. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2297 |
His Majesty ain't gonna like you lyin' down on the job. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2298 |
I dreamt the king was kidnapped! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2299 |
If I have to stand, you should too, Thor. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2300 |
Game ON! Hang the 'Gone Bananas' flag. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2301 |
My Dr. Scholl’s aren’t working very well today. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2302 |
I said, hang between the poplars, not the pillars. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2303 |
Whaddya mean, the third shift's got it easy? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2304 |
NO! I'm NOT going to make bird calls while you swing there, you lazy lout!! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2305 |
There's a rumor that your position as chief strategist is in jeopardy. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2306 |
When does the Royal sleepover begin? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2307 |
I have a royal pain from guarding the Royal Pain. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2308 |
If you want my opinion, this working vacation thing isn't everything it's cut out to be. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2309 |
Let me know when Circe comes. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2310 |
Relax! His Majesty has gone to sit on the Royal 'throne' so you have plenty of time for a nap... |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2311 |
I heard the new king is big on work-life balance. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2312 |
Darn, caught sleeping on the job again. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2313 |
Oh please, like Cersei will ever notice. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2314 |
I destroyed 6 kingdoms to win the game of hammocks? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2315 |
It might be comfortable but it's not regal. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2316 |
Yeah, I got it at Hammocker Schlemmocker ! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2317 |
I fight like a soldier, but I snore like an army. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2318 |
It relaxes the mind. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2319 |
Wait a minute....I thought you said that he already left for the crusades!!! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2320 |
"Hammock time shall be given upon payment of thine union dues" sayeth my Union Rep. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2321 |
So, this is what he meant by 'sleep tight'... |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2322 |
That squeaky, revolving door of abdication's been so active lately I can't sleep. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2323 |
We union workers get regular rest breaks. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2324 |
THE KING HAS ORDERED A SWING SHIFT GUARD ! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2325 |
Seniority has its perks. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2326 |
Off with his head sounds sounds kinder from a hammock. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2327 |
Rather than living in the lap of luxury, I'd rather be known as a swinger. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2328 |
Can I bring you some wine to go with your impertinence? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2329 |
Drs mandate indefinite enforced isolation for 'faking' Presidential leadership. . |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2330 |
Maybe if we change his name to Brump he'll get over it. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2331 |
When talking in my sleep my commands are terrific! Huge! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2332 |
Egad, he must be out tweeting again. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2333 |
Wake me when he's gone! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2334 |
Some of the royal perks are so overrated. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2335 |
#While the king is golfing I am resting. We both didn't realize how difficult this job is." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2336 |
That's it! I c me a Sleep Number bed. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2337 |
I don't want to be "queen for a day." I AM "queen for life." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2338 |
Sedgwick, old boy, methinks I could easily adjust to becoming one of the king's own. |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2339 |
Wake me up if they kill a main character. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2340 |
I want my throne slung like this. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2341 |
My coxodynia is acting up. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2342 |
What do you mean, I'm snoring? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2343 |
Very nice, but now may I please have a ham hock? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2344 |
Tell them it's a working staycation. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2345 |
Your supposed to be " The Lion King", not the lying king. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2346 |
How's the royal hemorrhoids, Your Majesty? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2347 |
Let me know when his royal nibs shows up. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2348 |
Well he is in forida for the winter |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2349 |
I understand, your grace, but we simply don't have enough room in the apartment for three dragons. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2350 |
It’s an acknowledgement, not a development. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2351 |
OK, you thought he said "I'm going to the bathroom." I heard "I'm going to Baluchistan". Whatever. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2352 |
His morning activities include trashing CNN, railing about fake news and playing chicken with North Korea. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2353 |
Wake me up if you hear the Queen coming... She might want her cape back. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2354 |
Wake me up for the Coronation. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2355 |
I like it hot off the press. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2356 |
I had that dream again: I'm chasing a little white ball around with a stick. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2357 |
Wake me if they get past the portcullis. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2358 |
It's not a vacation in New Jersey, but It'll do. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2359 |
Wait till i get the memory foam mattress and pillow. "Wait till I get the memory foam mattress and pillow. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2360 |
I had this dream that both sides came for the kingdom. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2361 |
I'm taking a little time off for bad behavior. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2362 |
Okay, okay, we'll banish the dog. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2363 |
Sergeant, get me a Canada Dry, no ice. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2364 |
Wake me when he quits! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2365 |
I think I'll re-up for this night shift. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2366 |
She said something about "eating cake" and hasn't been back since. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2367 |
Great idea! But where will the queen sleep? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2368 |
I work the royal night shift. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2369 |
Sorry, your Majesty, the Queen still has a headache and the concubines are indisposed too. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2370 |
The Workers with Disabilities act says that "Reasonable accommodation must be provided". |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2371 |
It's a little breezy in here; can you please get me a blanket? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2372 |
because the ship of state makes me a bit seasick |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2373 |
Yes, your highness. It is time to reverse roles. I feel much more comfortable guarding the door. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2374 |
I can't say that I'm surprise |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2375 |
At least this dosen't hurt my hemorrhoids. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2376 |
No, no, I'm quite certain she said, "OFF with his HEAD." |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2377 |
He may be the King however I think gold dust litter is a bit much. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2378 |
At ease, Captain (?). |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2379 |
Can you sing me a lullaby? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2380 |
Knights gotta nap. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2381 |
Throne Room they build. How's about a bedroom? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2382 |
Just tell the Queen I've got a headache. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2383 |
Help! This thing is a royal pain. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2384 |
The knight time is not as scary as you might think. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2385 |
I'll take the night watch. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2386 |
Rest now. We leave at dawn for new jobs. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2387 |
Is it 2020 yet? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2388 |
Don't worry, I can reach my spear in seconds. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2389 |
Do you hammock me, sir? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2390 |
Sorry old chap but my hemorrhoids are killing me. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2391 |
Relax! I told ya - he's binge watching Thrones. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2392 |
I think I just achieved the perfect work-like balance! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2393 |
A man's hammock is his castle, you know. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2394 |
The physician who advised this for insomnia has added mal de mer to my nights. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2395 |
u up? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2396 |
Tell the peasants that Nenceforth I wish to be known as King William the Mellow. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2397 |
Know any lullabies? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2398 |
C'mon. We're union. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2399 |
I said "Let's get s'mores, not some Moors! |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2400 |
What! Don't look at me like that. I swing, you swing, then we'll all swing. There can only be one swinger. Besides I have two pillars on my side and a bad back. Go figure. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2401 |
It caught me, now what? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2402 |
Only reigning cat? I thought this came with a dog. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2403 |
Other start up castles say it boosts productivity in the kingdom. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2404 |
Before you take your leave, would you mind giving me a push? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2405 |
Royal jealousy won't win a seat in ye majesty's hammock. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2406 |
Don't worry about it. He spends his weekends at Mar Lago. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2407 |
I've always been a Type B personality. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2408 |
Wake me when he shows. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2409 |
Our interior designer isn't sure that thrones go with mid-century modern. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2410 |
Waiting for the Barbarian |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2411 |
Wake me if the king is coming. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2412 |
You heard him... Till Birnam wood move to Dunsinane! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2413 |
Uh-oh...do I hear dragon wings? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2414 |
Tell the queen I'll decide on her beheading after my nap. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2415 |
Does this demean the office? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2416 |
Let me know if he's coming. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2417 |
"False alarm Prince Charles. It was only a cold". |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2418 |
Now I get what they mean by "weight of the role" |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2419 |
That seat is too hard! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2420 |
Most assuredly, I shall hang separately. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2421 |
So, what if I was the one who borrowed part of a catapult? After all, I am the king. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2422 |
By Thor's Hammock, this IS cozy! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2423 |
I'm waiting to be knight nighted. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2424 |
You can knock off, you know, you're the only one in line |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2425 |
That position is bad for your lumbar. Try the throne. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2426 |
If he can abdicate, so can I. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2427 |
Can I trouble you for a hug? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2428 |
Hammocks are the new rack. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2429 |
This is my way of showing my subjects that I'm on the job 24/7 |
1.0930 |
0.06499 |
43 |
41 |
0 |
2 |
2430 |
It beats those big box stores' spongy rectangles. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2431 |
Then I guess we interpret "Wait here" differently. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2432 |
"The King said he wanted a ham hock, not a.....oh well |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2433 |
You fool, it's hemlock not hammock. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2434 |
Can you pass me the pillow, please. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2435 |
Wake me when he gets back from Mar a Largo. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2436 |
I'm pregnant. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2437 |
The Justified Ancients of MuMu taught: A King with a pain in his rear, is a pain in the rear to all his people. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2438 |
Wake me when the infidels get here. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2439 |
The drapes are more comfortable. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2440 |
Where's the King? I hope he's in the river giving me Aces full of kings, that's where.. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2441 |
Because I'm never going to find two palm trees. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2442 |
If he's been away long enough for me to put up this hammock, then he'll be away long enough for me to take a nap. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2443 |
Can't get away from the office. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2444 |
Have someone from the dungeon come up to give me a push. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2445 |
Power napping again, Sire? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2446 |
Nah, I'm not worried... my power naps are much shorter than the king's. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2447 |
Wasn't the order for ham hocks? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2448 |
Tell Her Royal Highness that I'm not speaking to her, either. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2449 |
I needed a break from the Game of Thrones |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2450 |
I think it's because his genitals are so small. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2451 |
His royal raiment is quite comfy. I hope he won't mind the lice. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2452 |
Do you know any lullabies? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2453 |
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE PLUM PUDDING !! |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2454 |
We feed him Count Chockula. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2455 |
I dreamt that he baked us a cake. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2456 |
It's a reasonable workplace accommodation; my back hurts. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2457 |
You'll get your turn right before the evening session. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2458 |
I'm waiting for my lullaby |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2459 |
Told you he had no clothes. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2460 |
Feel free to rest longer. Donald is going on and on spouting off his medieval ideology at the press conference. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2461 |
What's so bad about having an absentee ruler?" |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2462 |
Tired of the complaints about me going to Mar a Lago. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2463 |
This makes me feel closer to my base. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2464 |
Stand if you want, but all he said was guard the throne. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2465 |
Get my glasses. I'll watch from here. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2466 |
The robe might have been overkill. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2467 |
I already know what happens next episode, doesn't look good for us Lannisters. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2468 |
My kingdom for a fan paddle. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2469 |
"Your Highness, I know we messed up, but Off with our Heads, really? |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2470 |
A throne is just too ostentatious. Give me a comfy hammock any day. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2471 |
When will the bedroom renovation be finished? |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2472 |
As king, I have first dibs on the best view of the eclipse |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2473 |
No worries; boss is in Jersey for 17 days. |
1.0930 |
0.04482 |
43 |
39 |
4 |
0 |
2474 |
It helps with my posture. |
1.0930 |
0.05582 |
43 |
40 |
2 |
1 |
2475 |
Strange, I keep dreaming that its 5 o'clock somewhere! |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2476 |
Wake mw when she gets here. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2477 |
I'll never get used to this memory foam throne |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2478 |
They say I am the leader of the ship of state, but having to sleep in a hammock still doesn't feel right... |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2479 |
No one will bend a knee to the hammock, sire. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2480 |
Don't you understand what "Out Of Office" means? |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2481 |
I asked for ham hocks, but this will do. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2482 |
If you think he's coming, hark. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2483 |
Wake me when the Queen arrives. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2484 |
The real estate markets are crazy in the Kingdom! |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2485 |
We get straw and hammocks, and the king gets Tempur-Pedic mattresses and memory foam pillows. I'm sensing a revolt. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2486 |
I'm not feeling the swing. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2487 |
Wake me if someone tries to steal my throne. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2488 |
I look at it this way. If his royal butt can rest why not mine. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2489 |
Change in plans Guard, cancel the Coral Reefer Band. it may elicit suspicion. Dismounting momentarily. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2490 |
Better get up. Trump it putting on the 18th hole. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2491 |
HHHHHHHHHH |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2492 |
Babe, can you grab my phone? I left it in the North Tower. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2493 |
He said, "At ease." |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2494 |
Easy does it. I'll tell the Army you're ..... What should I tell them? |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2495 |
It's cool. He's tweeting. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2496 |
He's right. This palace is a real dump. |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2497 |
I told you watching the Lion King was a bad idea. |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2498 |
Your feet might hurt, but those chairs aren't comfortable either |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2499 |
your king needs to chillax |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2500 |
The guy who invented dry cleaning is a genius! |
1.0909 |
0.05458 |
44 |
41 |
2 |
1 |
2501 |
When in the course of human events, Mr. Fluffy Buttons, it becomes necessary... |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2502 |
$7.95, Overstock.com |
1.0909 |
0.04384 |
44 |
40 |
4 |
0 |
2503 |
At least my throne is portable. |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
2504 |
Guard, wake me when "Game of Thrones" comes on. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2505 |
Hope The King does not come home from The Crusades ! |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2506 |
If we're removing everyone who's unfit, you'll want to get one of these, too. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2507 |
I think I got the hang of this job. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2508 |
Did I hang all my wives? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
2509 |
Don't get any ideas, I already have a patent pending. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2510 |
Could you try "Rockabye Baby" one more time? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
2511 |
The stakes are lower, but no one dies in Tournament of Hammocks. |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2512 |
To be frank, the "palace intrigue" has been anything but. |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
2513 |
Sorry, I negotiated my benefits when he was five. |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
2514 |
Room for TWO in this fuck hammock! |
1.0889 |
0.06214 |
45 |
43 |
0 |
2 |
2515 |
I knew we should've chose the other AirBNB |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2516 |
Have you taken care of those thronebugs yet? |
1.0889 |
0.05339 |
45 |
42 |
2 |
1 |
2517 |
Who would've thought the easiest way to dethrone a King is with a hammock. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2518 |
I'm retiring before Daenerys gets here. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2519 |
The King paid a hundred pieces of gold for this? |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2520 |
Oh, I thought you said a bed of sails! |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2521 |
The Queen says hers is too small for both of us. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2522 |
His royal highness took a crossword puzzle with him to the throne. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
2523 |
One more joke about the nap pod, and it's off with YOUR head. |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
2524 |
When does Game of Thrones come on? |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
2525 |
Doing R&D, apparently no one starts a revolution from a hammock. |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
2526 |
Nap time is coming. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
2527 |
I just lost my enthusiasm when HBO didn't give in to the ransom demand for Game of Thrones. |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
2528 |
Yes, the king knows now that I breed spiders. No, I don't think he will be back very soon. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
2529 |
Uniforms, helmets, spears, a hammock and a view of the throne... And they say Medieval working conditions were tough. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2530 |
Your Majesty, I'm pleased you finally got off the throne. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2531 |
Relax, he's not back until Monday. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2532 |
Have you seen my tiki torch? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2533 |
Well, the King said he'd hang me for my laziness. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2534 |
I needed a change of scenery |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2535 |
I ain't worried, you can 'ear the blowhard from 2 miles, and besides we ain't seen the likes of him round ere since the new moon last January, what? |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2536 |
I'm just semi-retired. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2537 |
Tell anyone the Queen and I had a fight, and it's off with your head. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2538 |
For my part, I find "Easy lies the head that wears a crown." |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2539 |
I miss the Navy days... |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2540 |
Early to bed,And Early to rise, Makes guarding the King Paradise! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2541 |
Easy lies the head that wears one of these silly pointy things. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2542 |
This is I, Hammock the Dane. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2543 |
The Queen has a better one. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2544 |
Nobody ever mentioned an Iron Hammock. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2545 |
Sire, we should stow the hammock. Winter is coming. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2546 |
Can you change the sound machine from Wife of Bath's sewing rhythms to Beowulf's soothing sword fight? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2547 |
The damn throne gives me hemorrhoids. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2548 |
They also serve who only swing and sway. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2549 |
I told you the taxidermist didn't understand English. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2550 |
Thanks for the nightcap. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2551 |
It's supposed to help keep me grounded. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2552 |
Just breaking in my 100% pure Cossack hammock from made by the Amazon. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2553 |
He's always on vacation. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2554 |
The therapist says he's suffering from Big Cat Syndrome. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2555 |
"Just resting up for the next 'Game of Thrones' sucker. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2556 |
You're a real swinger! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2557 |
Tell the Jester that he may live. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2558 |
My Tempurpedic feels better than this. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2559 |
Send someone in to rock me. I want to be rocked. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2560 |
I've got it, I've got it, we will call them "Knights of The Round Table!" |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2561 |
Mind getting me a Pina Colada? |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2562 |
A camper's friend does wonders for your feet. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2563 |
The weight of the responsibility seems to have gotten to him. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2564 |
Okay, one more 'Rockabye Lothar' before we terrorize the village at dawn. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2565 |
What do you mean HBO Now is down? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2566 |
Someone has to protect him from nightmares too. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2567 |
Staycations are overrated. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2568 |
keep guard , do your job , okay ? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2569 |
It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that swing. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2570 |
The airbnb made it sound much more luxurious. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2571 |
believe it or not Donald is now the king! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2572 |
No, we are not two peas in a pod! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2573 |
Why shouldn't I have the biggest berth on the boat? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2574 |
I was the Cat that got the Cream. It was great at the time but maybe I was too young. Was it just too much Cream for one Cat. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2575 |
Wake me up when he resigns! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2576 |
News on that grass-skirt? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2577 |
So you're certain he said, "I won't rest until I get a 'ham hock' "? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2578 |
So this is where the King keeps the bananas! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2579 |
Please! No more swaddling! I'll talk. I'll talk. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2580 |
I guess we're his slings and arrows. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2581 |
My job performance is always much improved after an afternoon nap. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2582 |
Let's see if anyone wants to play "Game of Hammocks!" |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2583 |
Get the bug spray....quick! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2584 |
He should have ordered the Kingsize |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2585 |
Our training manual says complete surrender must be conceded before successful housebreaking can be started. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2586 |
Squire, fetch me the court jester, I feel the need for a 'mocking! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2587 |
I'll start taking this seriously when I'm not out-ranked by a damn chair. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2588 |
I'll just pull my helmet over my eyes for a few minutes. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2589 |
What gives you the idea that I was sleeping on the job? |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2590 |
Why should I worry? The King is at his golf resort for the next 17 days. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2591 |
I dreamt of a statue of me-self to forever spite those darn protesters. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2592 |
Wake me up for shift change. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2593 |
Something wrong at your end? No cartoon appears when I click on this week's contest. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2594 |
This tapestry was practically an assault on the royal chambers. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2595 |
I don't see what the big fuss is...this is much more comfortable. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2596 |
Aren't you glad Donald got a new architect to redo the Oval Office. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2597 |
Not anymore, gives me a royal backache. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2598 |
Is it my shift already? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2599 |
It's a new concept. We get two ten minute breaks per shift! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2600 |
The Queen is off to Bedminster for the weekend, Sir. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2601 |
Fall asleep for a minute and see what happens? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2602 |
And a coconut from the manor. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2603 |
That damn throne hurts my butt. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2604 |
Hey, mind your own business! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2605 |
I'm just connecting with my inner seafarer. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2606 |
Beats sitting on the Iron Throne! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2607 |
My kingdom for an effective lullaby. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2608 |
I got it on sale at R.E.I.G.N.. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2609 |
My Kingdom for the Winds of Winter. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2610 |
Summer's over, so they brought it inside. This will be where you'll be lying in winter. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2611 |
Shall I bring her in, Sir? |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2612 |
So...do you use Amazon? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2613 |
Swinging a hammock is better than swinging a hatchet. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2614 |
'Tis said he hath relinquished the throne. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2615 |
I found where he hides the fiddlers three! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2616 |
I picked this up on Amazon, what do you think? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2617 |
When I said 'let's bring the outside in' this is not exactly what I had in mind. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2618 |
Can you bring me my teddy bear? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2619 |
I have a bad back, ok? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2620 |
No fake news! Just an alt-rest. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2621 |
I'm staying here until the exterminator arrives. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2622 |
I will resume my station when I hear the Royal Flush. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2623 |
They say "The Game of Thrones" should swing. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2624 |
You think the head's uneasy on the throne, you should try this hammock. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2625 |
Don't worry, his name is King Zorgon, Slayer of Dragons, not Slayer of Nappers! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2626 |
I'm not crazy about the hours involved with this job, but the benefits are pretty generous. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2627 |
It's all the craze with the lazy set. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2628 |
"I'm turning it over to a robot". |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2629 |
Perchance to dream: ay, of you fetching me a bedpan. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2630 |
There is much to do today -- are you just going to swing all day? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2631 |
Most 'Throne' extras never last this long. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2632 |
Being the Prince-in-Law is better than being the Prince. Deal with it. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2633 |
"Thy people gave thee a throne, sire. Why must thee make a game of it"? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2634 |
The King never worries about an attack from the Right Wing. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2635 |
Quick, help me get dressed before his Majesty returns. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2636 |
"Send for the jester to sneak up and roll me out of the hammock. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2637 |
I just had the strangest dream..what the hell is trail mix? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2638 |
Rise and shine, sleepy head. Seems it's still just you in line still for the Chief Strategist's job. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2639 |
At least it's not about a pea. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2640 |
Take it up with the royal architect. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2641 |
Tell them I've retired. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2642 |
I just can't stand by him any longer |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2643 |
Would you mind grabbing my IPad. I want to listen to the Mets. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2644 |
Wanna dance? |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2645 |
Yeah, I had to work late again. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2646 |
Sorry, my bunions are killing me. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2647 |
I'm taking today off. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2648 |
I got mine at E-Bay. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2649 |
Better look smart. The king is unpredictable. He may trot in any time now. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2650 |
I said, I asked for a ham hook!!! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2651 |
I'm one of the king's biggest hang-ups. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2652 |
'The Kittens are at the gate, Your Kingship! Shall we deploy the catnip?' |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2653 |
Whose idea was it to use the curtain as a hammock? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2654 |
I can't see the full television screen from this angle. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2655 |
Another 10 minutes and you can have your holiday. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2656 |
I feel like watching game of thrones. |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2657 |
Taking it easy, Sire? |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2658 |
He keeps saying, "I'm King of my castle!" |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2659 |
Sentry, get your hearing checked. I said call me when the war is over. |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2660 |
What’s the problem? The dude spends so much time on the other throne , I may as well catch up on some Z’z! |
1.0769 |
0.04323 |
39 |
36 |
3 |
0 |
2661 |
Get off your lazy ass, Henry! |
1.0769 |
0.05673 |
39 |
37 |
1 |
1 |
2662 |
I'd hate to try the queen size. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2663 |
Bring me my golf clubs. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2664 |
Avoiding my responsibilities would be much more thrilling if I were at risk of being impeached |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2665 |
You aren't eligible for a hammock until you've been here 90 days. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2666 |
Would you mind bringing me my Black Plague net, please? |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2667 |
Oh no, I slept through the Royal Fanfare again. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2668 |
Do you think he needs a baby to play with? |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2669 |
Bring me my winch! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2670 |
I feel like a stewardess on a Trans-Pacific flight! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2671 |
we just know how to tell you... the laser light finally died. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2672 |
They never said I couldn't sleep on the job |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2673 |
Oh, run amok. I though you said, "Run a hammock." |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2674 |
Wake me up when he leaves Bedminster. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2675 |
Millennials born after 1201 choose comfort AND utility. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2676 |
Wake me before the bed bugs bite. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2677 |
It's hard enough to get conjugal visits from the Queen. This isn't going to help. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2678 |
My lord, the doctor recommended you to try health diet. Tomorrow we will serve you organic tofu-fish with fresh almond milk. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2679 |
My new legal system will be based on the Code of Hammockrabi. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2680 |
I've been waiting for days for this throne to be unoccupied |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2681 |
I bought this at The Discarded Image. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2682 |
I don't think you CAN go on strike, Your Majesty. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2683 |
John was so relieved when he realized what she really meant when she said her "royal kitty" gave her apartment that pee smell. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2684 |
Knight watchman? I thought they meant night watchman. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2685 |
The Game of Hammocks. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2686 |
My castle... my foot! |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2687 |
We should have never given him the remote. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2688 |
You can't ALWAYS be on vacation! |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2689 |
No siege is going to keep me from my vacation. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2690 |
I just can't sleep without my little buddy snoring overhead. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2691 |
Take a break, he has been dethroned. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2692 |
Of course we're not just humoring you. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a crown maker, a throne carpenter or an ermine robe tailor? |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2693 |
What if by the time he gets back, he thinks it's a bad idea? |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2694 |
My wife hates it when I sleep in the office. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2695 |
Get me some palm trees |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2696 |
This is not a vacation- meetings and calls! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2697 |
The more I try to get executed, the closer I get to knighthood. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2698 |
What? I'm guarding the California King. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2699 |
I told you that you should have had your agent renegotiate your contract. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2700 |
Being a king can be a beach |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2701 |
Too lazy to lurch to your personal quarters again? |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2702 |
asdfasdf |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2703 |
Look...a tunic-hammock! I'm going on Shark Tank. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2704 |
I stab best from a supine position. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2705 |
None of us can read, but he's still the boss! |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2706 |
Lies from the head that wears the crown make me uneasy. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2707 |
What, we'll be here all night! |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2708 |
Psst, King's already gone, fetch some wine and let's relax, will ye? |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2709 |
Wake me when he gets back from Mar a Largo. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2710 |
Sire, I am afraid there is another delay on your bedroom remodel due to the Castle Workers Union strike. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2711 |
I said his grandfather was King of the Jungle. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2712 |
"Good knight"? Try "Great King"! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2713 |
I always want to do that! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2714 |
Shout if you see King Donald coming. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2715 |
If you were king you would have your own hammock. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2716 |
This is how I define a working vacation! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2717 |
Romeo quick, remember we're in disguise. Why did u get comfortable. That nasty Capulet will kill us |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2718 |
And frankly, 17 days isn't long enough. I don't care if he never comes back. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2719 |
After seeing those dragons, I decided to play "Game of Hammocks" instead. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2720 |
I was never really comfortable. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2721 |
Your lineage is not from the "king of the jungle," it's from a long line of loose neighborhood strays. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2722 |
I know being King of YouTube is hard work, but can we just get one more shot of you hanging on the curtain? |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2723 |
Good morning, sleepy head! It's your watch. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2724 |
It's my day off" |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2725 |
Earth to Jed, earth to Jed ... where's my latte'! |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2726 |
King Hammock waits for Queen Throne. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2727 |
After complaints of too much golfing, he took to the hammock. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2728 |
I am a lazy King, go get me a Lay-Z-boy! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2729 |
Will you at least tweet a response? |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2730 |
Two trees, my kingdom for two trees. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2731 |
There's an Airbnb in my bedroom. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2732 |
We're not allowed to touch the pillow, so... |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2733 |
"Get me the King's pillow" said Aaron, the fairer of the two. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2734 |
"Oh really...and you are no Jaime Lannister or Khal Drogo yourself buddy! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2735 |
I was here first. Now give me a push. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2736 |
He'll be gone for a while - the queen has a honey-do list!" |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2737 |
Sorry Sire, the Spanish Infanta was just not into it. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2738 |
There is in me an anarchy and frightful disorder. Creating makes me die a thousand deaths, because it means making order, and my entire being rebels against order. But without it I would die, scattered to the winds. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2739 |
Tell him I'll see him later. My jet lag is really killing me. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2740 |
Tonight I can bear another game of thrones. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2741 |
Hey, why were you sleeping? Well the king told me good knight. |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2742 |
So you see, my idea is a much smaller one these, that you wear at the beach, holding everything in place. You're comfortable, catching some rays . . . You might think its bananas, but all I need is a name and you'll see . . . . Wait a minute! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2743 |
Bunions. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2744 |
Methinks the chamber is hot. Passeth me my goblet of frozen margarita. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2745 |
It's ergonomically pleasing. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2746 |
Seriously?! That won't hold King Donald's hefty carcass OR his ego! |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2747 |
I thought "Sir Hammock" would be a better gig... |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2748 |
GoT Game or Throne |
1.0750 |
0.05533 |
40 |
38 |
1 |
1 |
2749 |
The king has gone...tis only the fool who remains to rule our forsaken country. |
1.0750 |
0.04218 |
40 |
37 |
3 |
0 |
2750 |
My commute to work is like two minutes, tops |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2751 |
Gotta have some kind of break when you work a double. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2752 |
its better for my hemorrhoids |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2753 |
and, I thought 'hanging' would be a 'done-deal'! |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2754 |
"He did say, "Go hammock!" didn't he? |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2755 |
Fake Hammock. Really a Slingshot. If Trump returns early, you are so fired. Consolation is he does usually hit the open window. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2756 |
The King will want to test your idea about avoiding bloody floors. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2757 |
Stop the music so we can settle this once and for all. |
1.0732 |
0.05399 |
41 |
39 |
1 |
1 |
2758 |
This beats the Caribbean cruise in terms of comfort. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2759 |
- I told you someone will be hanging by the end of the day! - I thought you meant havoc.. |
1.0732 |
0.04118 |
41 |
38 |
3 |
0 |
2760 |
I thought a ham hock was part of the pig! |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2761 |
King Claudius you have been slain by the Ghost of Hammock. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2762 |
Wake me up if the king or the Huns come back. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2763 |
I love my summer retreat. |
1.0714 |
0.05272 |
42 |
40 |
1 |
1 |
2764 |
Wake me when he's back from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2765 |
Half my kingdom to whoever can fix my hemorrhoids |
1.0714 |
0.04022 |
42 |
39 |
3 |
0 |
2766 |
I'll go back when you've stopped the leaks and not before! |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2767 |
Wake me should his royal highness return to this dumpy royal White Castle. |
1.0698 |
0.05150 |
43 |
41 |
1 |
1 |
2768 |
I think it's time we offer His Royal Highness some Kaopectate. |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2769 |
Fit for a king? Hell, no! |
1.0698 |
0.03931 |
43 |
40 |
3 |
0 |
2770 |
So much for these memory foam hammocks. I just had a dream and can't remember it. |
1.0682 |
0.05034 |
44 |
42 |
1 |
1 |
2771 |
The puppy will be here tomorrow |
1.0682 |
0.03844 |
44 |
41 |
3 |
0 |