Contest #577


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577


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-07-24
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-08-06 (estimated)
Number of captions 4230
Number of responses 389881
Number of participants 16328


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We meant get a job AND move out. 2.1605 0.01344 3327 776 1241 1310
1 Ask if they deliver. 2.1016 0.01186 4467 1198 1617 1652
2 When I said I wanted some concessions, this is not what I had in mind. 2.0616 0.01008 5893 1593 2344 1956
3 Your mother and I don't think working from home is a good idea. 2.0451 0.01073 5347 1530 2046 1771
4 You're the one who told him he had to find a job or move out. 2.0212 0.01210 3911 1079 1670 1162
5 I thought winning tacos for life would be a little different. 2.0134 0.01033 5463 1557 2276 1630
6 I guess I thought a la cart meant something else. 1.9731 0.01084 5101 1599 2040 1462
7 The ad said, 'Cozy getaway with a personal chef.' 1.9727 0.01247 3519 1012 1591 916
8 I'll call in the order if you pick it up. 1.9702 0.01456 2687 806 1155 726
9 I thought it was just a one-night stand. 1.9500 0.02241 1279 444 455 380
10 Did he really just say, "No shoes, no service"? 1.9440 0.03412 500 160 208 132
11 The AirBnB listing did say it was close to dining options. 1.9390 0.01101 4492 1368 2030 1094
12 I feel like he knows I wrote that Yelp review. 1.9231 0.01051 5371 1815 2154 1402
13 Is that for here or to go? 1.9095 0.02648 873 310 332 231
14 Two minutes until halftime. I'll get in line while you use the bathroom. 1.9051 0.01363 3223 1132 1265 826
15 Five bucks the Korean fusion truck in the spare bedroom puts him out of business in a month. 1.8940 0.01743 2047 756 752 539
16 What do you mean, we're "outside your delivery radius"? 1.8915 0.01174 4616 1745 1627 1244
17 And then you said "I wish we had hotdogs like these at home." 1.8874 0.01599 2246 785 929 532
18 Hot dog stand, girlfriend, and for my third wish . . . 1.8646 0.02175 1248 464 489 295
19 I'll go on line and check out the menu. 1.8437 0.01256 3897 1549 1408 940
20 It's included with our Amazon Prime. 1.8374 0.01207 4158 1651 1532 975
21 He can stare at us all he wants. I'm waiting for the pretzel guy. 1.8308 0.01173 4048 1528 1677 843
22 Yes, everything is made in house. 1.8282 0.01642 2049 772 857 420
23 I remember when dinner and a movie actually meant going out. 1.8262 0.03378 489 186 202 101
24 For here or to go? 1.8145 0.01963 1585 658 563 364
25 We get one month free. And we can cancel at anytime. 1.8070 0.01304 3322 1320 1323 679
26 I think you're right. It would look better on the other wall. 1.7978 0.01499 2483 994 997 492
27 And I thought my first two wishes were stupid. 1.7977 0.01372 3144 1312 1156 676
28 Don't buy anything. It will just encourage him. 1.7950 0.01519 2473 1011 958 504
29 Let's order out for a change. 1.7947 0.01750 1763 694 737 332
30 I don't know. What has a college degree, a stupid business plan and needs to move out of the house? 1.7911 0.01456 2992 1326 965 701
31 Somehow I expected more from that small business loan to your brother. 1.7845 0.01284 3276 1313 1356 607
32 Is it me or does it seem like food carts are everywhere these days? 1.7835 0.03026 642 273 235 134
33 Wait a minute...didn't that used to be a Starbucks? 1.7761 0.02128 1371 613 452 306
34 It was cheaper to bundle internet, television, and food. 1.7718 0.02269 1091 459 422 210
35 I'll order if you'll pick up. 1.7708 0.01470 2692 1162 985 545
36 I think I'm going to return that lamp tomorrow. It's not tying the room together like I'd hoped. 1.7603 0.02608 926 429 290 207
37 Well you bought a juicer without asking me. 1.7578 0.01773 1862 825 663 374
38 One of us needs to learn how to cook. 1.7574 0.01498 2461 1050 958 453
39 I preferred the elephant in the room. 1.7540 0.01679 2167 994 712 461
40 Well, he did promise he'd be able to start his own business and work from home. 1.7497 0.01345 2992 1278 1185 529
41 Alexa, find the nearest food truck 1.7455 0.01574 2460 1142 802 516
42 You know, there are smaller souvenirs you could have brought back from New York. 1.7367 0.01809 1679 740 641 298
43 I wouldn't mind so much if he didn't have a second location in the bedroom. 1.7126 0.01841 1684 792 584 308
44 All I said was, " OK, Google, I want a hot dog." 1.7125 0.02671 821 392 273 156
45 It's just until I get used to the suburbs. 1.7088 0.02033 1312 602 490 220
46 I wish it was located closer to my side of the couch. 1.7033 0.02250 1102 519 391 192
47 You won seven days of Frankfurters, not seven days in Frankfurt. 1.6970 0.02050 1317 624 468 225
48 The guy in the other corner is 25 cents cheaper. 1.6922 0.01762 1826 885 618 323
49 They let him work from home on Fridays. 1.6902 0.01759 1843 899 616 328
50 I said, "take out or eat in." You said, "yes." 1.6901 0.01709 1804 841 681 282
51 I told you we should have bought him a car for graduation. 1.6878 0.03529 426 200 159 67
52 We should order before the lunchtime rush. 1.6839 0.01790 1629 764 616 249
53 You think Google knows too much about us? 1.6791 0.01938 1505 744 500 261
54 The creepiness is starting to outweigh the convenience. 1.6781 0.02578 814 393 290 131
55 I don't know how he stays in business. 1.6716 0.01998 1419 711 463 245
56 I'd still prefer if this place had a kitchen. 1.6711 0.01961 1362 654 502 206
57 Food Network in high definition is creepy. 1.6626 0.02096 1307 670 408 229
58 The Craigslist post said "Must love dogs." That was slightly misleading. 1.6617 0.02169 1215 622 382 211
59 I'll be closing in fifteen minutes, just so you know. 1.6550 0.03250 487 238 179 70
60 And you wondered where they go at night. 1.6525 0.02168 1079 526 402 151
61 Ask to see his license. 1.6521 0.02458 1239 754 162 323
62 Without a really long line, I doubt it's that good. 1.6318 0.02464 842 427 298 117
63 2 dogs with everything to go - including you. 1.6277 0.02562 916 509 239 168
64 Don't make eye contact. It just encourages him. 1.6187 0.02643 758 400 247 111
65 All I said was 'Alexa, I'm hungry.' 1.6175 0.02636 821 451 233 137
66 Anything else you ordered on Prime Day that I should know about? 1.6164 0.03319 537 301 141 95
67 You wanted a personal chef, I got you a personal chef. 1.6142 0.02623 731 379 255 97
68 I guess they really meant it when they said they would bring the stadium experience to your living room. 1.6087 0.03177 483 249 174 60
69 I thought we should start eating more locally sourced foods. 1.6064 0.02668 714 377 241 96
70 Look, you guys are going to have to buy something or move along. 1.6063 0.03769 414 235 107 72
71 I know, but it's the only contest I've ever won. 1.6034 0.02835 638 340 211 87
72 I wonder if they do delivery 1.6023 0.02806 684 374 208 102
73 I think you're right...the table and lamp should be on the other side of the sofa. 1.5969 0.02909 640 354 190 96
74 I thought he said there would be taco trucks ON every corner, not IN every corner. 1.5969 0.02884 635 347 197 91
75 That one's ok. There's a better one in the hallway. 1.5966 0.02842 652 356 203 93
76 Is that for here or to go? 1.5960 0.02838 651 355 204 92
77 What if concessions AREN'T the secret to a happy marriage? 1.5937 0.03085 571 318 167 86
78 Too close for comfort food 1.5908 0.03014 584 323 177 84
79 Let's go now while there's no line 1.5865 0.03081 520 280 175 65
80 You knew going in that marriage meant concessions. 1.5863 0.03041 585 329 169 87
81 How's business? 1.5817 0.03131 557 317 156 84
82 My week, we get the ice cream man. 1.5809 0.02899 556 295 199 62
83 Email Amazon. I ordered a cocoa tart, not a taco cart . 1.5804 0.03138 541 305 158 78
84 Really helps bring the ballgame to life, doesn't it? 1.5803 0.03249 467 254 155 58
85 His exact words were, "I'm opening a place in your area." 1.5778 0.03215 495 275 154 66
86 Yes, but does he deliver? 1.5761 0.03185 519 293 153 73
87 Should we try that new place in the corner? 1.5750 0.03353 513 303 125 85
88 How's business? 1.5750 0.03238 513 293 145 75
89 His couch potato fries are to die for. 1.5709 0.03236 494 279 148 67
90 You said dinner and a movie. 1.5703 0.03153 498 276 160 62
91 I wish your cousin and his lobster roll truck would come to visit 1.5703 0.03094 491 266 170 55
92 Let's order in tonight. 1.5697 0.03057 502 272 174 56
93 Ask him if he does delivery. 1.5666 0.03466 473 281 116 76
94 Hot dogs? I thought the taco truck was here on Thursdays. 1.5651 0.03084 476 256 171 49
95 How do I get your dad to trust me? 1.5635 0.03811 378 222 99 57
96 "You said there needed to be more concessions in our relationship"! 1.5614 0.03483 440 256 121 63
97 No shoes. No service. 1.5609 0.03570 419 244 115 60
98 You go. I got dinner last time. 1.5573 0.03335 445 252 138 55
99 It was way cheaper than a kitchen remodel. 1.5566 0.03291 442 247 144 51
100 You're evicting us???? 1.5563 0.03702 444 277 87 80
101 No, I'm not turning the TV towards you. 1.5558 0.03401 385 209 138 38
102 It's just until he's back on the streets. 1.5556 0.03610 432 260 104 68
103 I got up last time. 1.5535 0.03703 383 224 106 53
104 I don't have the heart to tell him we're vegetarians. 1.5529 0.03272 416 227 148 41
105 I was getting a little tired of Blue Apron... 1.5521 0.03412 413 233 132 48
106 You guys are going to have to buy something if you want to stay here. 1.5510 0.03701 412 250 97 65
107 Best. Wedding gift. Ever. 1.5497 0.03618 382 220 114 48
108 Just until the kitchen remodeling is finished. 1.5492 0.03842 315 176 105 34
109 This is the last time I order a la cart. 1.5468 0.03655 395 234 106 55
110 Ted, when your Match.com profile said that you had a personal chef, I pictured something a little different.... 1.5457 0.03715 394 237 99 58
111 It's included in the Food Channel bundle. 1.5437 0.04297 263 151 81 31
112 It's only until he gets his street vendor permit. 1.5424 0.03534 389 224 119 46
113 Do you think your mom would be offended if we exchanged him for a gift card? 1.5424 0.03532 354 196 124 34
114 Next time, we need our lawyer to look at the lease. 1.5422 0.03407 391 219 132 40
115 You want us to switch to the Food Channel??? 1.5399 0.03872 376 232 85 59
116 I think Amazon is taking this way too far! 1.5333 0.03623 360 208 112 40
117 This way we both get what we want... you get to eat out and I get to watch the ballgame. 1.5329 0.03922 304 175 96 33
118 Better order now. It's a madhouse during the commercials. 1.5328 0.03778 351 208 99 44
119 He said no shoes, no service. 1.5322 0.03624 357 206 112 39
120 But does this really make it "home made"? 1.5306 0.03710 343 199 106 38
121 It's been a great week of training, Stan. I think you're totally ready to hit the streets. 1.5297 0.03474 353 197 125 31
122 The AirBnB listing did say "Very close to restaurants". 1.5296 0.04153 270 156 85 29
123 Well, at least he's off the streets. 1.5265 0.03664 340 196 109 35
124 Maybe it’s a little too close for comfort food. 1.5263 0.03921 342 209 86 47
125 I wish we had nipped this in the bud after his lemonade stand. 1.5246 0.04216 284 171 77 36
126 I'm just saying, maybe we won't have to renovate the kitchen. 1.5245 0.03703 326 187 107 32
127 Too bad it's cash only. 1.5232 0.03929 323 194 89 40
128 I'm not going anywhere until you explain that 3-star Yelp review 1.5227 0.04043 331 206 77 48
129 At $400 a month, I'd say he's getting a damn good deal for a Brooklyn sublet. 1.5192 0.03797 312 181 100 31
130 We should have gone with the Good Humor man. 1.5182 0.04401 247 147 72 28
131 The good news is that he's leasing the space. 1.5178 0.03768 309 178 102 29
132 You asked for a concession and I took a stand. 1.5175 0.04105 315 196 75 44
133 I dunno... it only has 3.5 stars on Yelp. Let's go somewhere else. 1.5161 0.04151 279 167 80 32
134 You had to have it, and now it just sits there, taking up space. 1.5160 0.03983 312 189 85 38
135 I feel like eating out tonight. 1.5159 0.03780 314 183 100 31
136 I wish he delivered. 1.5159 0.03912 314 188 90 36
137 Damn! And that was my third wish. 1.5146 0.03879 309 183 93 33
138 Sorry, my roommate's working from home today. 1.5146 0.04038 309 189 81 39
139 Can you ask if he delivers? 1.5145 0.04044 311 191 80 40
140 I'm feeling more like shawarma, but I'm not sure I want to walk all the way to the laundry room. 1.5131 0.04274 306 196 63 47
141 I have the app if you want to order some food from him. 1.5087 0.04384 287 184 60 43
142 So how are you enjoying working from home? 1.5085 0.04127 295 182 76 37
143 I'll be glad when your brother gets off house arrest. 1.5070 0.04158 284 174 76 34
144 His therapist thinks we're enabling him. 1.5070 0.04311 286 181 65 40
145 Yeah, I know but aren't you happy he finally has a job? 1.5052 0.03639 289 162 108 19
146 Next time we tell our son to get his own place, we'll be more specific. 1.5035 0.04218 284 177 71 36
147 How late does your father work? 1.5035 0.04129 284 174 77 33
148 We're not tourists, no way are we paying $4 for a hot dog. 1.5035 0.04077 286 174 80 32
149 Sorry - just ran out of Beef Wellington. 1.5035 0.04311 286 182 64 40
150 We can even order through the TV to skip the line. 1.5035 0.04017 286 172 84 30
151 'I thought I was building an IKEA bookcase.' 1.5022 0.04622 223 136 62 25
152 Your dad seems ambivalent about retirement. 1.5018 0.04166 275 168 76 31
153 Lawyer up if you want, but I'm taking this to a food court. 1.5018 0.04101 275 166 80 29
154 Gentrification happened so fast. 1.5018 0.04192 281 174 73 34
155 Man, these food trucks really are everywhere now, aren't they? 1.5000 0.04069 278 168 81 29
156 It’s okay, he closes at six. 1.4982 0.04101 275 167 79 29
157 When did we get that lamp? 1.4963 0.04537 270 177 52 41
158 I hope he delivers. 1.4944 0.04123 267 162 78 27
159 I'll have the house special. 1.4944 0.04258 267 166 70 31
160 I'll have the house special. 1.4943 0.04348 265 167 65 33
161 Maybe we weren't clear when we asked him to move out or get a job. 1.4943 0.04541 265 173 53 39
162 Was this really cheaper than a NYC apartment with a kitchen? 1.4903 0.04320 259 162 67 30
163 Well, you said that you wanted to eat in more. 1.4903 0.04449 257 164 60 33
164 When we told our son to get a job, I meant for him to leave the house also 1.4884 0.05836 129 78 39 12
165 You're the one who wanted dine-in instead of take-out. 1.4883 0.04029 256 152 83 21
166 That's why you don't tip a cart guy. 1.4859 0.04108 249 149 79 21
167 Everything is homemade. 1.4859 0.04147 249 150 77 22
168 I told you there would be concessions in our marriage. 1.4856 0.04455 243 153 62 28
169 OK - I shouldn't have told your brother to get a job. 1.4855 0.04325 241 148 69 24
170 He comes with the ESPN Ultimate Sports Pack bundle. 1.4855 0.04482 241 152 61 28
171 I feel guilty when we order pizza. 1.4839 0.04350 248 155 66 27
172 Can we re-gift it? 1.4839 0.04425 248 157 62 29
173 Feel like a hotdog or would you prefer Korean barbecue from the living room? 1.4839 0.04388 248 156 64 28
174 I want tacos, but I don't feel like walking all the way past the lamp. 1.4807 0.04432 233 145 64 24
175 I still like the food, but the attitude is starting to get to me. 1.4792 0.04003 240 141 83 16
176 "Full kitchen" in the ad was misleading 1.4769 0.04544 216 134 61 21
177 Will you please stop asking "For here or to go?" 1.4766 0.04683 235 154 50 31
178 I don't care what you're watching I'm still closing at 9. 1.4766 0.04320 235 145 68 22
179 Don't you think Amazon is going a bit too far? 1.4764 0.04675 233 152 51 30
180 I guess this is what the hotel meant by 'New York ambience'. 1.4764 0.04472 233 147 61 25
181 Your brother needs to expand his customer base. 1.4741 0.04444 232 146 62 24
182 He can stare all night; I want sushi. 1.4741 0.04486 232 147 60 25
183 I told him working from home was a bad idea. 1.4741 0.04527 232 148 58 26
184 This Blue Apron thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4741 0.04527 232 148 58 26
185 You'd think that fancy MBA program would have taught him "Location, Location, Location." 1.4739 0.04556 230 147 57 26
186 I guess you shoulda read the entire description before you bought me that "hot dog cooker" on ebay. 1.4714 0.04471 227 143 61 23
187 I don't mind your brother moving in for awhile, but I do object to him working from home. 1.4714 0.04600 227 146 55 26
188 Just check with me first before you bid on any future silent auction items. 1.4714 0.04293 227 139 69 19
189 Why don't we order now? There is no line. 1.4714 0.04202 227 137 73 17
190 Maybe your brother's business would pick up in a different location. 1.4711 0.04544 225 143 58 24
191 Sure he's close, but he's only got 3 stars on Yelp. 1.4711 0.04673 225 146 52 27
192 The food's so-so, but you can't beat the delivery. 1.4711 0.04274 225 137 70 18
193 First they buy up Whole Foods, and now this. 1.4688 0.05058 192 125 44 23
194 Your ex husband seems a swell guy but I just don't feel comfortable about this arrangement, 1.4685 0.04360 222 137 66 19
195 You're out of hot dogs?! 1.4685 0.04720 222 145 50 27
196 I don't know... I kinda like the lamp there. 1.4682 0.04752 220 144 49 27
197 I'm hungry, too, but our reservation is for seven o'clock. 1.4682 0.04573 220 140 57 23
198 Honey, I know you miss New York, but this is too much. 1.4658 0.04402 219 136 64 19
199 Billy, I like your initiative but this really isn't going out and getting a job. 1.4651 0.05010 215 146 38 31
200 If you don't like the food, there's a puppet show at 3. 1.4643 0.04653 196 122 57 17
201 Could you, at least, turn off the jingle? 1.4626 0.04570 214 136 57 21
202 I like the taco guy in the bedroom better. 1.4602 0.04826 176 109 53 14
203 These street vendors are really getting agressive 1.4600 0.04418 200 122 64 14
204 Ask him if he delivers. 1.4593 0.04936 209 140 42 27
205 Do you think he'd be offended if we ordered in? 1.4593 0.04598 209 133 56 20
206 Spellcheck changed it to "a la cart" 1.4589 0.04828 207 136 47 24
207 No, I don't have any fucking Dijon. 1.4554 0.05661 202 150 12 40
208 What, exactly, did you ask Alexa? 1.4550 0.04849 200 131 47 22
209 I thought you were getting ballpark franks, not ballpark Frank. 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
210 What time is your dad closing tonight? 1.4535 0.06751 86 53 27 6
211 When he asked us to pay for cooking school I had higher hopes. 1.4526 0.04633 190 119 56 15
212 What time is our reservation? 1.4523 0.04542 199 125 58 16
213 Pick-up or delivery? 1.4523 0.04866 199 131 46 22
214 I understand farm to table, but street to living room seems a little much. 1.4518 0.04795 197 128 49 20
215 You're the one who told him to get a job or get out of the house. 1.4518 0.05007 197 132 41 24
216 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said they should get the food carts off the streets. 1.4518 0.04795 197 128 49 20
217 "Taco trucks will be everywhere." sounded great in abstract. 1.4518 0.04849 197 129 47 21
218 Happy Anniversary! You said we should have a catered dinner. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
219 Yes, but there's never a line. 1.4485 0.04505 194 121 59 14
220 You said you are tired of eating out. 1.4474 0.04864 190 124 47 19
221 We should have been more specific when we advertised for a live-in cook. 1.4444 0.05239 180 122 36 22
222 It seemed like such a great idea at the fairgrounds. 1.4444 0.04460 189 117 60 12
223 I don't know, what does it say on Yelp? 1.4444 0.05051 189 127 40 22
224 On the plus side, it's extremely local. 1.4444 0.04807 180 115 50 15
225 I can't wait until he gets his driver's license. 1.4444 0.04934 180 117 46 17
226 When he said he was going into business for himself I thought he would, at least, leave the house. 1.4439 0.05258 187 129 33 25
227 Tell your brother I'm sick of his fucking hot dogs. 1.4439 0.05729 187 138 15 34
228 I said to myself, if a guy from Yemen has been making pitch perfect knish for the past 27 years, I think he deserves sanctuary, even if we gotta give up the wet bar. 1.4439 0.05035 187 125 41 21
229 He says business was better with the previous tenants. 1.4432 0.04957 185 122 44 19
230 You make demands, I make concessions. 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
231 We don't have room for both, so I got rid of the treadmill. 1.4407 0.05304 177 121 34 22
232 $4.50 for a hot dog get the fuck out. 1.4402 0.05486 184 131 25 28
233 I want to go to the fridge, but I think he'll be offended. 1.4402 0.05321 184 128 31 25
234 Should we tell him we're vegan? 1.4389 0.05116 180 121 39 20
235 I dare you to call for Chinese. 1.4389 0.04931 180 118 45 17
236 When your profile said 'dog lover' I really didn't think... 1.4389 0.05236 180 123 35 22
237 Don't blame me, you are the one who told him that if he didn't get a job he would have to move out. 1.4368 0.04850 174 112 48 14
238 I admit I may have overestimated demand. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
239 Let's get something to go. 1.4358 0.04482 179 111 58 10
240 We're not hungry yet. Can you come back at halftime? 1.4358 0.04620 179 113 54 12
241 To eat here or take out? 1.4358 0.05135 179 121 38 20
242 You two could use a little relish, if you don't mind my saying so. 1.4358 0.04820 179 116 48 15
243 Home is where the cart is. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
244 Sweetheart, the song is , "Take me OUT to the ballgame". 1.4348 0.06791 92 60 24 8
245 Son, you need to broaden your customer base. 1.4343 0.05028 175 116 42 17
246 Do I complain about the fashion truck in your bedroom? 1.4343 0.04896 175 114 46 15
247 Oh come on--it's a minor concession! 1.4343 0.04963 175 115 44 16
248 That's not what I meant when I said ' home cooking'. 1.4343 0.04829 175 113 48 14
249 Can you make those to go? 1.4343 0.05093 175 117 40 18
250 He followed me home. What was I supposed to do? 1.4310 0.04913 174 114 45 15
251 See if they will deliver. 1.4310 0.05488 174 123 27 24
252 Yes I know, we're your best customers. 1.4310 0.04913 174 114 45 15
253 Okay, I agree the city has hit peak food truck density. 1.4310 0.05304 174 120 33 21
254 Yes, we deliver. 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
255 I miss the days when vendors came right to our seats. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
256 Well, we did tell him to get a job or move out. 1.4302 0.05089 172 115 40 17
257 I know this is weird, Helen. I'll kick him out right after Taco Tuesday. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
258 I love this "Food Cart of the Month" club. 1.4302 0.04884 172 112 46 14
259 I think he's starting to suspect that sometimes we eat elsewhere. 1.4294 0.05063 170 113 41 16
260 I agree your cousin should focus on just one type of street food, but I think he needs to ask himself a couple of other tough questions. 1.4294 0.04994 170 112 43 15
261 That's not what I expected when I asked, 'What begins with F and ends with U-C-K?' 1.4260 0.05733 169 123 20 26
262 You distract him while I order a pizza. 1.4260 0.04941 169 111 44 14
263 Order something to-go. 1.4260 0.04870 169 110 46 13
264 How's business Anthony? 1.4251 0.05195 167 113 37 17
265 His menu is strictly a la cart. 1.4241 0.05409 158 108 33 17
266 If you call in the order, I'll go pick it up. 1.4233 0.05214 163 110 37 16
267 I thought I was ordering an app. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
268 He'll deliver within a two room radius. 1.4233 0.04837 163 105 47 11
269 So what else did you get on Amazon Prime Day? 1.4220 0.05872 109 70 32 7
270 See if he delivers. 1.4204 0.05122 157 104 40 13
271 Think he delivers? 1.4204 0.05201 157 105 38 14
272 If you think we're gonna spend the whole day answering the doorbell, think again 1.4198 0.05086 162 108 40 14
273 No, your brother is not eccentric; he's an idiot. 1.4198 0.05379 162 112 32 18
274 You two really need to get out more. 1.4187 0.05355 160 110 33 17
275 Let me have the house special with some home fries. 1.4187 0.04894 160 104 45 11
276 Is it wrong to feel guilty whenever I go to the kitchen for a snack? 1.4187 0.04894 160 104 45 11
277 He said something like: why buy milk when you could have the cow, and I just thought... 1.4187 0.05053 160 106 41 13
278 Well, I'll give you that. It is convenient. 1.4187 0.04894 160 104 45 11
279 "Since when did you decide 'No shoes no service' " ? 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
280 Where do you think that hot dog guy washes his hands? 1.4177 0.05404 158 109 32 17
281 Honey, please don't go on any more game shows. 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
282 This is the next upgrade for Amazon prime delivery. 1.4177 0.05096 158 105 40 13
283 Sometimes I feel like we’re his only customers. 1.4172 0.05345 151 102 35 14
284 Yeah, but it’s great when we have guests. 1.4172 0.04915 151 97 45 9
285 I don't think the landlord was on the same page when we asked for lease concessions... 1.4172 0.05588 151 105 29 17
286 I miss the elephant in the room. 1.4140 0.05574 157 111 27 19
287 Food trucks really are everywhere 1.4140 0.05115 157 105 39 13
288 What does your other son do? 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
289 If he can make it here, he can make it anywhere. 1.4140 0.05035 157 104 41 12
290 He was just there on the street all alone, and he looked at me with those eyes. He's got extra napkins. 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
291 He's still upset that we built the house on his favorite corner... 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
292 It's just not what I imagined when we agreed to invest in his business. 1.4129 0.04825 155 100 46 9
293 Our last roommate never cooked. 1.4129 0.05321 155 106 34 15
294 He's the only personal chef within budget. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
295 When I said I wanted to eat a la carte, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
296 I told you that was too much to tip. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
297 Really John? This is what you added to our registry? 1.4106 0.05501 151 105 30 16
298 Working from home was always his biggest dream... 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
299 The worst part is watching one of your brother's ideas fail again. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
300 Location is everything. 1.4106 0.04907 151 98 44 9
301 I'll have the couch potato special. 1.4067 0.05442 150 104 31 15
302 I don't mind letting your brother stay here for a bit, but does he have to bring his work home with him every night? 1.4067 0.05683 150 107 25 18
303 He wants to learn to speak better English, so I made the mistake of telling him he could come over anytime. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
304 If you'd rather have dessert, the Mendelson's have a FroYo stand in their apartment. 1.4054 0.05410 148 102 32 14
305 He did call them home fries, dear. 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
306 I can't believe you added this to the registry. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
307 It's a new franchise called Five Feet From Freshness. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
308 Sorry, I don't open till eight. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
309 This is one perk that Trump Tower doesn't have. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
310 Hey, you're the one who wanted a hotel with room service... 1.4028 0.05056 144 95 40 9
311 It's the latest idea from Amazon Prime. 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
312 Somehow I expected more from the the small business loan to your brother. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
313 I expected something else when Amazon bought Whole Foods. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
314 Just ignore him. He's going through an entrepreneurial phase. 1.4028 0.05245 144 97 36 11
315 Are you seeing this, too? 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
316 He has medical,dental,a 401K and Roth IRA. Maybe we are doing something wrong. 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
317 Pretend he's not our son with a college degree and order something. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
318 I know he's right there, I just don't want to walk to the ATM. 1.4000 0.05873 135 96 24 15
319 It's supposed to be good, but they don't deliver. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
320 I'm starting to think I wasted my third wish. 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
321 Maybe we should have just gotten a microwave 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
322 Dad, mom, thanks for homeschooling me. I think it paid off. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
323 OK, OK, I'm sorry. But "Blue Apron Prime" sounded really great. 1.3942 0.05708 137 97 26 14
324 Who's getting up? 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
325 Is the menu online? 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
326 It's his CASH ONLY policy that I find so inconvenient. 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
327 You said you wanted a game day experience. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
328 How late are you going to be open? 1.3926 0.05267 135 91 35 9
329 You'd increase sales if you moved out of the house, son. 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
330 Nothing better than a home-cooked meal. 1.3926 0.05371 135 92 33 10
331 He’s working from home today. 1.3926 0.05768 135 96 25 14
332 I told you the zoning issue would come back to haunt us. 1.3926 0.05161 135 90 37 8
333 I don't know. Didn't we have hot dogs last night? 1.3926 0.05672 135 95 27 13
334 In retrospect, a vending machine would have been a better call. 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
335 Number 14, your order is ready. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
336 Well, at least he's out of the basement. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
337 Well, at least he found a way to pay for college. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
338 You're the one who said I needed to offer more concessions. 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
339 Hey, I wonder if he delivers 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
340 How can you be out?! The game just started! 1.3864 0.06050 132 97 19 16
341 I told Joey he has to pay his own way through college 1.3864 0.05655 132 93 27 12
342 I think we got carried away on Prime Day. 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
343 Ask him if he delivers. 1.3864 0.05856 132 95 23 14
344 When you won the "Hot dogs for life" contest, I didn't expect this. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
345 We'll use him more than the vitamix. 1.3846 0.05818 130 93 24 13
346 He was grandfathered in when they built this place. 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
347 It was much cheaper than a kitchen remodel. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
348 Believe me, a hotdog cart in your living room is the least of your problems. 1.3840 0.05540 125 86 30 9
349 It's taking my dad a little bit of time getting used to retirement. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
350 He's watching us again. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
351 You're right - I don't miss the piano at all. 1.3828 0.05986 128 93 21 14
352 I'm starving, but he's way over there. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
353 And don’t you say I don’t support you during your pregnancy again. 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
354 Do you deliver? 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
355 We probably should have tipped him. 1.3810 0.05504 126 87 30 9
356 He says he won't serve us until I give him the remote. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
357 Perhaps you ordered from the wrong Meals on Wheels program. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
358 It was more romantic on our first date. 1.3810 0.05618 126 88 28 10
359 Son, we said you can move back in, but you can't work from home too 1.3810 0.05268 126 85 34 7
360 I think Amazon has gone too far this time 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
361 So, your dad's Greek, right? 1.3810 0.06157 126 93 18 15
362 Well all I did was click on "home delivery".... 1.3761 0.05658 117 81 28 8
363 Listen, I was just being nice when I said I could have one every day. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
364 Would it be rude to put the Food Network on? 1.3740 0.05085 123 82 36 5
365 When you said your brother needed to do some work from home I thought he was in Finance or something..... 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
366 Just buy a hotdog from the man so we can have some privacy. 1.3740 0.05702 123 87 26 10
367 We're being followed by a man with a 12 inch wiener. 1.3719 0.06225 121 90 17 14
368 Of course business is bad: we're your only customers. And we're vegan. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
369 If you order from him he'll just keep coming back. 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
370 To be honest, the novelty has worn off. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
371 You were right. Be careful what you wish for 1.3719 0.05266 121 82 33 6
372 As a newbee you don't always get the best corner 1.3719 0.05521 121 84 29 8
373 I kind of feel obligated to buy something. 1.3719 0.05134 121 81 35 5
374 It helps with the binge watching. 1.3719 0.05884 121 87 23 11
375 Location, location, location! 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
376 ...and all locally-sourced, street-to-table. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
377 This feels a tad too local. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
378 Nah, it's too far. 1.3697 0.06070 119 87 20 12
379 Now the Schwartz's on the 8th floor -- that is a great location. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
380 What do you mean you're out of hot dogs? 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
381 Does he deliver? 1.3697 0.05707 119 84 26 9
382 Local enough for you? 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
383 Do we have to tip him if he lives here? 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
384 We should have gone with the armoire. 1.3697 0.05451 119 82 30 7
385 The last guy hated MSNBC. And he used too much chopped onions. 1.3697 0.05581 119 83 28 8
386 You know, honey, eventually someone is going to come looking for him. 1.3697 0.05830 119 85 24 10
387 This is not what I meant by eating in. 1.3697 0.05951 119 86 22 11
388 What do you mean, Sold Out? 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
389 Shall we stand up or order in? 1.3675 0.06377 117 88 15 14
390 In today's news, a stolen food truck thief may be searching local neighborhoods for safe harbor. 1.3675 0.06142 117 86 19 12
391 I should have read our lease agreement a little more carefully. 1.3675 0.05642 117 82 27 8
392 This feels like a relationship of convenience. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
393 I said I would take care of dinner. 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
394 Do they deliver? 1.3675 0.06021 117 85 21 11
395 I ordered in. 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
396 His business plan states he is passionate about maintaining his laser beam focus on a small but promising demographic. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
397 Technically, it's not street meat. 1.3675 0.06142 117 86 19 12
398 The hardest part was getting the permits. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
399 Sure we got his parking space, but I can't eat any more tacos. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
400 Your old boy friend really doesn't give up. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
401 So both of you claim that this isn't the northwest corner of Broadway and 46th street. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
402 We'll have two dogs, and an empty nest. Hold the dogs. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
403 Aren't we too young for meals on wheels? 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
404 Lenny, you need to stop bringing your work home with you. 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
405 If we don't buy something, he'll never have the confidence to take it outside. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
406 Yes, it seems like there are entirely too many food vendors on this corner. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
407 When you think about it, we’re all in little boxes, aren’t we? 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
408 I'm sorry, but his permit says he can stay here, so we might as well order. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
409 Your dad is really protective. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
410 How long did you say your brother was staying? 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
411 He never wants me to forget who, and what was responsible for my PHD. 1.3652 0.06216 115 85 18 12
412 He's way cheaper than the kitchen remodel. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
413 Let's agree to stay off Craigslist for a while. 1.3636 0.05736 110 77 26 7
414 In retrospect, I could have done better with that first wish 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
415 Do you always have to bring your work home with you? 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
416 His summer job is costing us a fortune. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
417 Too bad we're just out of their delivery zone. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
418 I like your brother but he doesn't show a lot of initiative. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
419 Looks like there's no line tonight. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
420 You're the one that encouraged him to go to culinary school. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
421 Do we really have to consider what he wants to watch? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
422 Tell me again why we couldn't get a truck that serves chicken tikka masala. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
423 Raise the volume? Lower your prices. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
424 You're my only regulars. 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
425 Our sex life was better before we got him. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
426 Joey, you gotta stop bringing work home with you. 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
427 So this is your idea of dining in? 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
428 Ugh... So, I have to get up and walk over there? Why can nothing just be easy? 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
429 The real estate agent did say the apartment had a "park like" setting. 1.3545 0.05860 110 79 23 8
430 Hi, our specialty is home fries. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
431 I think we need to find your father a new hobby. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
432 I'd like to go out to eat but I feel so guilty. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
433 Lets just all go out, I don't feel much like cooking either. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
434 But does he deliver? 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
435 What do you mean to go only? 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
436 I told him I might buy a hot dog after the game. 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
437 Cart to Couch: it's the new Farm to Table 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
438 He says I'm his best customer. 1.3519 0.06352 108 81 16 11
439 It's just until he gets enough money for a car. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
440 It followed me home from the park. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
441 I'll have a hot dog Dad, but then you have to go. 1.3519 0.06215 108 80 18 10
442 Smith, party of two. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
443 I knew your dad would find some way to chaperone us ! 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
444 I thought you might like something other than my French cooking. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
445 Just ignore him. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
446 Even the hot dog guy thinks its better to watch baseball on t.v. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
447 I thought, "walking distance to great cuisine," would mean outside the hotel. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
448 Blame me -- I told him a work-from-home summer job was OK. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
449 We'll be dining a la cart tonight. 1.3491 0.06435 106 80 15 11
450 I know we agreed to help your brother, but this is ridiculous. 1.3491 0.05534 106 74 27 5
451 Trust me, you'll be glad he's here at 2 a.m. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
452 I hate these cable bundles 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
453 When I was talking about making concessions in our relationship, this isn't really what I had in mind. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
454 Believe me, if you park it they will come. 1.3491 0.06001 106 77 21 8
455 It does, however, speak to the limits of niche marketing. 1.3485 0.06994 66 46 17 3
456 He depends on repeat customers. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
457 I tried Blue Apron for a while, but this just works better for me. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
458 I think you'd get more foot traffic on the other corner. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
459 Should we just eat in tonight? 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
460 Working from home is great - I get to spend more time with the family. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
461 This location isn't getting enough foot traffic. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
462 Don't make eye contact 1.3462 0.06520 104 79 14 11
463 Tomorrow we'll eat out. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
464 This may not work-he's already borrowed all of our mustard. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
465 Going vegan was your choice, this is mine. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
466 Sometimes I wish my buddies had given us a toaster instead for our wedding. 1.3431 0.06460 102 77 15 10
467 I'm so glad we sprung for that premium cable sports package. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
468 He was right - a taco truck at every corner. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
469 Two couch potatoes, please. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
470 Maybe he’d see more foot traffic in the hallway. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
471 He followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
472 It's not really a "Work From Home" profession. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
473 Are you sure this is what "locally sourced" means? 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
474 'Our next apartment will definitely have a kitchen.' 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
475 You'll have to place your order through our app. 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
476 I guess he figures one corner is as good as another. 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
477 I knew we should have gotten takeout instead of delivery 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
478 maybe should buy something. There's a strict "couch is for customers only" policy. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
479 Trust me this is the next farm to table. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
480 I don't know honey - what do YOU want for dinner? 1.3431 0.05992 102 74 21 7
481 Hot dog? Blow job? Hot dog?Blow job?Hot dog AND a blow job! 1.3431 0.07035 102 81 7 14
482 Sales are down, but at least I get to work from home. 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
483 Well, it's a lot cheaper than season tickets. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
484 The trailer really sells this movie. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
485 There's nothing like a home cooked meal. 1.3431 0.05305 102 70 29 3
486 If he puts ketchup on it, we are moving. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
487 And you wanted me to get Alexa. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
488 It was either this or a galley kitchen 1.3431 0.06608 102 78 13 11
489 Don't get up, he delivers. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
490 Just wish he wouldn't stare... I am really thinking Chinese tonight. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
491 He's been looking at me like that since I told him the restrooms were "Residents Only". 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
492 Just keep thinking of all the time we're saving, hon. We don't have to drive downtown to the taco truck anymore! 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
493 I'm pretty sure you were the one who said a Starbucks would rob the neighborhood of its authenticity. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
494 Does your brother have to bring his work home every night? 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
495 I hate it when he looks at me like that when I order out for Chinese. 1.3431 0.05485 102 71 27 4
496 Tempting, but I just had some Mister Softee from the truck in the bedroom 1.3429 0.07583 70 52 12 6
497 I think that lamp is going to cause a bottleneck when the lunch rush starts. 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
498 When do you close? 1.3400 0.05724 100 71 24 5
499 To be fair, he was here first. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
500 I still say it’s cheaper than building a kitchen. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
501 I see you brought your lunch home again. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
502 Can't tell if it's indigestion or buyer's remorse. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
503 I think a microwave would be more practical. 1.3367 0.06795 98 76 11 11
504 Thanks, but we are waiting for the taco guy. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
505 I hate the way he looks at us when we discuss eating out. 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
506 If you're getting up, I'll take a coney dog with extra cheese. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
507 I'm too tired to go out. Do you think they deliver? 1.3299 0.06508 97 74 14 9
508 It's getting harder and harder to stay on this diet. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
509 Amazon has gone too far this time. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
510 I just think we sacrifice a lot for the convenience. 1.3299 0.05429 97 68 26 3
511 I said he could live at home if he got a job. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
512 Oh, the irony -- here we are, and neither of us has $2.75. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
513 It beats your cooking. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
514 Of course I know concession is important in a marriage. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
515 The salesman was right; it IS almost like being at the game in person. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
516 I don't know why you're complaining. You said you wanted more concessions in our relationship... 1.3298 0.06660 94 72 13 9
517 On second thought the antique corner hutch might have been a better choice! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
518 'I know you don't like to cook, but this is ridiculous." 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
519 How about the three of us go out for Thai tonight? 1.3263 0.05687 95 68 23 4
520 I see three problems with your business school project - location, location, location! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
521 Who knew that dining in could be so easy? 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
522 Honey, I thought you wanted a good fuck. Not a food truck." "I do... 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
523 "To go" this time. 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
524 Next! 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
525 Define ubiquitous. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
526 The landlord did say this unit had remarkable city views 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
527 Shall we dine in tonight? 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
528 I'll give him five stars for convenience but only one star for creepy staring. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
529 One hell of a waiting room. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
530 You have to admit, it was a lot cheaper than redoing the kitchen. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
531 Just how long is your brother staying with us? 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
532 Alexa, turn off the hot dog stand. 1.3226 0.07033 93 74 8 11
533 Look what we're saving on box seats and parking! 1.3220 0.07428 59 43 13 3
534 Ok honey, I promise I will never shop on an empty stomach again. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
535 If you're getting up, I'll have one with with mustard 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
536 This is not what I had in mind when you said, "Let's eat in tonight." 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
537 Supposedly he's had his eye on that corner for quite a while. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
538 Sorry folks, the living room is for customers only. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
539 Not much traffic but great corner location. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
540 "Trump, can't take away our meals on wheels". 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
541 Bring in is the new takeout. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
542 It's time for us to have a frank discussion. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
543 "Get rid of the kitchen" you said. "Just rent a food truck" you said. 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
544 That guy makes a mean hot dog. I guess the President was right about the Press Secretary's future. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
545 You asked me to take responsibility for dinner. I did. And you’re still complaining. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
546 I told you to pick door number three. 1.3214 0.08101 56 42 10 4
547 Sorry, but I don't serve couch potatoes. Just fries. 1.3214 0.08867 56 44 6 6
548 Fine, you made your point. Just because something is convenient, doesn't mean it's a good idea. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
549 Think of the money we saved by not having to move to New York 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
550 Is it really worth the convenience though? 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
551 Next time we tell our son to get a job, let's be more specific. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
552 Not what I expected when you said I could always have a dog. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
553 Why does he make us come to him? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
554 You said you wanted dinner and a movie. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
555 She looked at him longingly- was it for hot dogs or for something much more? 1.3187 0.06967 91 72 9 10
556 We should probably order now before there's a line. 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
557 I just don't think your parents trust me. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
558 If you don't like my cooking, just say so. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
559 I think we may not have tipped enough. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
560 Are you sure you're not having an affair? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
561 He followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
562 It comes with Amazon Prime. 1.3187 0.06967 91 72 9 10
563 He can only park there until 4:pm. 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
564 Let's go now while there's no line 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
565 I can't scratch my balls while he's watching. 1.3187 0.07141 91 73 7 11
566 I'm tired of eating in. Let's go out for a change. 1.3187 0.06967 91 72 9 10
567 This is meals on wheels gold plan. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
568 Think I can order with the remote? 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
569 What's for dinner, honey? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
570 There are definitely better ways that we could have spent those winnings, but for the life of me I can't think of a single one. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
571 Try not to make eye contact honey, that's how they reel you in. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
572 It's been slow today. 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
573 I really regret our donation to Meals on Wheels this year. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
574 This isn't exactly the "Meals on Wheels" I was thinking of. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
575 This isn't what I expected when we signed up for that food box service. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
576 If we move to Brooklyn, we'd have room for a proper food truck. 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
577 Brenda, did you order the home fries? 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
578 I'm going to miss him when the trial ends... 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
579 Are you sure this is good Feng Shui? 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
580 I got the Blue Apron upgrade. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
581 It's only $29.99 more a month for the first 6 months. 1.3146 0.06703 89 69 12 8
582 Do you think we should talk about the 500 pound wiener kiosk in the room? 1.3146 0.06510 89 68 14 7
583 Coulda swore I deleted it from the cart. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
584 Maybe investing in your brothers business was a mistake. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
585 Come to think of it, I never saw the pizza boy leave either. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
586 I was hoping 1st prize for the hot dog eating contest would have been cash. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
587 You're the one that said if my brother lived with us he'd have to get a job. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
588 Don't worry. Business will pick up after the kids get back from camp. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
589 You're the one that voted for a taco truck in every neighborhood. 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
590 I'm glad to help your brother get started. I just don't like hot dogs. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
591 Only 27 days left on the free trial offer 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
592 Not exactly what I had in mind for the kitchen remodel. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
593 Hurry honey, before the line becomes impossible. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
594 He did warn us he worked from home. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
595 At least our son has a job! 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
596 You were the one who said no to the wet bar. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
597 Mine is to go. 1.3103 0.06603 87 67 13 7
598 It's more functional than your mother's hutch 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
599 Seriously? You won't bring it over to the couch?! 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
600 " WELL YOU DID WANT FOR OUR SON TO GET A JOB CLOSE TO HOME , DIDN'T YOU? 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
601 This never happened with the Cappucino machine. 1.3059 0.06700 85 66 12 7
602 If there is a Good Humor man in the bedroom; I won't be held responsible for my actions! 1.3059 0.06487 85 65 14 6
603 I'm really not impressed that your dad worked for the Yankees for 35 years. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
604 Truck-to-couch is the new farm-to-table. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
605 Hey guys, if you check in on Yelp you get a free order of fries. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
606 I thought the lease said no dogs. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
607 Sometimes I wish we had gotten the organ grinder. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
608 Because I thought 'Chicago style' meant cucumbers and celery salt. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
609 No, thanks. We'll wait for the artisan kimchi deconstructed taco truck. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
610 It's called targeted street vending. You can opt out by signing into your Google account. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
611 At least he's not wasting his English degree. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
612 Y'know, I'm really feeling like Chinese tonight. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
613 You don't understand. I want a dog. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
614 Either your uncle has to deal with his agoraphobia or he needs to find a new career. 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
615 You win. Our cardiologist told us to go back to giving you an allowance. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
616 The ice cream is nice, but I'm really getting sick of that jingle. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
617 The usual? 1.3012 0.06800 83 65 11 7
618 You distract him while I order a pizza. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
619 A personal chef seemed too elitist 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
620 You'd think they would also offer delivery 1.2982 0.07902 57 44 9 4
621 This is not why I meant by home cooking 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
622 Hey, moving to Portland wasn't my idea. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
623 Do we still have to tip if we're Prime members? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
624 I dunno... it's so far to walk. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
625 The fruit lady has this corner tomorrow. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
626 Yes, I know we told you to get a job. 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
627 isHay ontractcay unsray oughthray ethay orldWay eriesSay. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
628 Are we dining in or out or in and out? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
629 Did I mention the airbnb listing said "comes with freewheeling chef." Now I know what that means. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
630 This Amazon Prime thing has gotten way out of hand. 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
631 You know what I could go for right now? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
632 May I point out how long it's been since we used that juicer YOU bought? 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
633 I'll buy a hot dog, but then your brother needs to find a new location. 1.2963 0.05399 81 58 22 1
634 Does he deliver? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
635 I don't think he will be able to make a go of it at this location. 1.2963 0.05678 81 59 20 2
636 How's he still here? He makes two sales, tops. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
637 What fast food App did you upload? 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
638 No way I'm paying $8 for a hotdog in my own home. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
639 I get it that more people are working from home, but..." 1.2963 0.06904 81 64 10 7
640 We'll just have the home fries. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
641 Yeah, but does he do delivery? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
642 You told me to make more concessions. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
643 It's cheaper hiring him than buying tickets for the game. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
644 Is your cell phone handy? I want to check out the menu. 1.2963 0.07338 81 66 6 9
645 Does your brother know agoraphobia is treatable? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
646 They guarantee delivery in 30 seconds! 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
647 I looked up kebab a few times online. Now he just shows up. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
648 It's like my addictions are stalking me. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
649 This takes 24/7 home delivery to a new level. 1.2941 0.07571 68 54 8 6
650 You’re right. We should've taken the place with a kitchen. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
651 At the risk of sounding cliche'... location, location, location. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
652 Amazon Sidewalk, so worth our $19.99 a month. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
653 I thought he was "your" brother. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
654 If sales don’t pickup up by next week he finds a new location. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
655 He came with the apartment, upper floors got Shake Shack. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
656 Well you said you didn't want that same old TV dinner anymore. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
657 Dinner and a movie are on me tonight. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
658 Easy, yes but the wine list is limited. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
659 And you say I don't spoil you! 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
660 A home-cooked meal and TV...! This is not what I expected... 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
661 He's angry that I brought home the pizza. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
662 Your turn. I put in the order last night. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
663 Rethinking this whole work from home idea? 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
664 Thank goodness it's only two more days until he gets his commercial license. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
665 I'm sorry, but I don't deliver. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
666 Does your dad always work at home? 1.2911 0.07240 79 64 7 8
667 I'm not saying it's a bad concept. I just think your brother needs to experiment with some different locations. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
668 Now that the line has died down, want to get a hot dog? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
669 It's better than that useless popcorn cart. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
670 I hate to ask again, but do all your buns have gluten? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
671 I'm sorry. Bathroom privleges are only for customers. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
672 I still say a fancier popcorn maker would have been just fine. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
673 Everyone said, don't worry; college is expensive but he'll have a great job. 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
674 No, I said Netflix and grill. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
675 I don't think this is kosher. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
676 Favorite customers? I'm pretty sure we're his only customers. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
677 It adds a whole new meaning to "home cooked meals". 1.2911 0.07013 79 63 9 7
678 I told you not to be so excited about the food and now he has followed you home. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
679 Alex, order me a hot dog. 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
680 I like the convenience, but not the conveyance. 1.2911 0.05450 79 57 21 1
681 That's what happens when you google 'food truck.' 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
682 Of all the hot dog joints in all the apartments in all the world, you walk into mine... 1.2911 0.06777 79 62 11 6
683 fast yeah, but do you deliver? 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
684 I hired him for the last Super Bowl and he hasn't left. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
685 We'd get a lot more traffic with a Starbucks. 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
686 Nothing sounds good. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
687 It’s convenient, but I still don’t think your brother’s pulling his weight. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
688 Doesn't he have any other homes on his route? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
689 I don't approve of his tactics, but his chili dogs are to die for. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
690 Dodging the health inspector is one thing, but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
691 He had dibs on this corner way before the development came in. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
692 Pop up restaurants really are everywhere these days. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
693 Maybe we should order something. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
694 Welcome to Airbnb, Portland style! 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
695 Great food. Lousy business plan. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
696 The next generation of UberEATS. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
697 But does he deliver? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
698 If you didn't want my decorating ideas, you shouldn't have asked. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
699 Its fast, but I prefer Blue Apron. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
700 It's tough out there on the streets. He deserves a good home. 1.2857 0.06882 77 61 10 6
701 Do you think he'll recognize me if I go back for thirds? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
702 I love the convenience but the menu is starting to feel limited. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
703 For the thousandth time, the agent said this was cheaper than a kitchenette in Tribeca. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
704 You're moving back to Queens. We've gone vegan. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
705 I can't believe he still won't deliver 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
706 Honey, wanna see what's in the fridge? 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
707 Don't stare...it's the latest in "pop-up" dining. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
708 To be fair, our AirBnB posting contained a typo that read "dog and cart" friendly 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
709 He's still not as weird as this episode of Twin Peaks. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
710 I'll have that to go. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
711 So you hired them for a party and they just... never left? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
712 Sometimes I find myself ordering a soft pretzel just out of guilt. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
713 It appears tonight's dinner is strictly ala carte. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
714 It got four stars on Yelp—we should try it. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
715 Its cheaper than shopping at Whole Foods. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
716 We should have read the terms on his GoFundMe page. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
717 His family- four generations in that spot...this is New York, you know. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
718 Ok, so maybe having our own food stand is not as hip as I thought it would be. 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
719 Do you know the crepe guy in the bedroom? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
720 I assumed when he said a corner location it was outside. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
721 I thought there would be more to being a Millennial. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
722 Have you seen the cat? 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
723 Explain again how this be cheaper then buying fresh produce at Whole foods? 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
724 I'm feeling lazy. Ask if they offer delivery. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
725 Who knows?He just said he'd pay alot for a corner location. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
726 Maybe we should just go back to Blue Apron. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
727 I don't have any cash either. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
728 Don't say I never take you out to dinner. 1.2833 0.06761 60 45 13 2
729 The cable company said it came with the new sports package. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
730 Netflix's special promo for binge watching. 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
731 The tenants before me left it. 1.2800 0.07244 75 61 7 7
732 What's the point if he won't deliver to the couch? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
733 How long does your brother plan to work from home? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
734 His business plan needs some work. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
735 Maybe the Food Channel would inspire him. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
736 This hyperlocal trend is getting out of hand. 1.2800 0.06990 75 60 9 6
737 No! It's your turn to pick up the order. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
738 Let's eat out tonight for a change 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
739 Your brother will have to go. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
740 I really think we should order SOMETHING. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
741 Let's go to the one in the dining room... it's cheaper. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
742 Say what you want, but think of how much we'll save on not paying delivery fees. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
743 It's a lot cheaper than going to the game. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
744 I thought this was the best solution to nobody wanting to cook dinner. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
745 No, let's go down to Joey's apartment for Mexican food tonight. 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
746 Are you sure this is Blue Apron? 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
747 Some people take their work home with them, I take my sidewalk vendor. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
748 I'm still not sure about Dad's "working from home" idea... 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
749 I don't feel like getting up. Do they deliver? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
750 Do you deliver? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
751 I'm too tired to get up. Do you think if we tipped him enough he would walk it over. 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
752 Frankly, this is just a bit awkward for your mother and me. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
753 The gallery director said it's supposed to symbolize buyer's remorse. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
754 Will you be ordering in again? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
755 Don't you love Brooklyn? 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
756 Business a little slow dad? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
757 Hey Guys, I'm closing in 10 minutes!!! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
758 TV Dinners - they have come a long way. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
759 I'm three steps away from a heart attack. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
760 You order. He's your father. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
761 Do you think he delivers? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
762 I thought you said getting him a business would get him out of our house. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
763 Only if they deliver. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
764 The Concierge said they offer room service 24/7, but this is ridiculous 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
765 Takeout only or do you deliver? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
766 Whose turn to do pick up? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
767 I know we should accept his choices. I was just hoping he'd do more with his business degree. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
768 Shall we eat in again? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
769 Do you want to stay in or stay in for dinner? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
770 Now that we're back from vacation business should start picking up. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
771 Who let the dogs in? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
772 I thought his new job was supposed to make him less dependent on us. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
773 His boss is letting him "work from home" all week. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
774 Location, location, location--he just doesn't get it! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
775 Yes, the shawarma's nice, but I miss the piano. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
776 Will that be for carry-out or delivery? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
777 I don't know, maybe we should try the other corner. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
778 When I suggested your dad should find a hobby, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
779 Clearly, he's not being paid on commission. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
780 I think it's about time we had a frank discussion. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
781 Only in New York. 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
782 But do you deliver? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
783 What time do you close ? 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
784 It's time to upgrade. Taco cart? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
785 Honey, I think it looked better in the other corner, where it was before......... 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
786 You're the one who encouraged the lemonade stands. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
787 Shall we order in? 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
788 My idea and your idea of a staycation are obviously 2 different things! 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
789 Hey, no hangin' out unless you're buyin' somethin'! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
790 I think we may have gone too far in eliminating a delivery fee. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
791 Well sure it's convenient, but I still think it's creepy. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
792 No, I'm pretty sure it's 'taco trucks *on* every corner,' not *in* every corner. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
793 Okay, okay... you were right. The Feng Shui was better when he was over by the bookcase. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
794 I do not relish this. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
795 Well he got a job, but he still lives at home. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
796 Its still not the same as being at the ball park. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
797 Sorry, I'm out of hot dogs. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
798 I think he's waiting for us to order. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
799 Nothing beats home cooking I always say. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
800 I feel like we should order something. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
801 On second thought, we're just gonna eat in tonight. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
802 Surprise me, honey. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
803 Are you open on Sundays? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
804 Oh, just give your brother the money. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
805 Have you noticed there are taco trucks in every corner? 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
806 He said: "Location, location, location." 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
807 Who knew what Amazon was going to do with Whole Foods 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
808 Here or to go? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
809 We’d better order before the line starts forming. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
810 I don't know how he got in here either... but I sure would like a bratwurst. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
811 No thanks, we only eat out. 1.2778 0.07459 72 59 6 7
812 You folks want a Netflix and Chili dog? 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
813 Tell him I want it delivered. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
814 What can I say, I had a craving. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
815 Maybe he's waiting for a tip. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
816 I'm not paying 8 dollars for a hot dog! 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
817 It was a promotional package that came with the food channel! 1.2778 0.05672 72 53 18 1
818 Not the best work from home idea. 1.2778 0.07192 72 58 8 6
819 It's only for a few days, until he finds a loving street corner to take him. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
820 Well, it's the ball game, and we do have Hi-Def. 1.2769 0.06008 65 48 16 1
821 I don't feel like food truck tonight. Let's order in 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
822 You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get a street permit. 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
823 These Netflix subscriptions are getting more sophisticated 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
824 I just clicked 'Home Delivery'... 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
825 Do you think he'd go get us a pizza? 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
826 When I ordered "a la carte", I did not expect "la cart." 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
827 It's still not like being AT the game. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
828 I wonder if he delivers? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
829 I knew we should have sent him to college... 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
830 Do you think he delivers? 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
831 Zillow did give the neighborhood a high raring based on proximity to street food 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
832 Sweetheart, I'm now ready for that frank discussion you wanted. 1.2714 0.07592 70 58 5 7
833 Ask if he delivers, I'm too tired to get off the couch. 1.2714 0.07860 70 59 3 8
834 I don't know. It seemed like a good idea when we were at the game. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
835 How many times do I have to repeat this, Sandra? Sushi would have been 3 times more expensive. Plus there's the fish smell. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
836 Perhaps we over-glorify street food. 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
837 This food truck craze has gotten a little out of hand. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
838 It's my night to cook. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
839 It's your turn to take the food truck out honey 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
840 It was such a kitschy-cool thing to have at our wedding, but now... 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
841 We love the initiative you've taken son but you're going to have to take it out to the sidewalk if you want to build your customer base. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
842 Thanks, but we're gonna order out tonight. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
843 Well what do you expect, you encouraged him to major in Psychology. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
844 Too bad he doesn't deliver. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
845 You're the one who wanted a dog. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
846 Bloomberg forced him off the street 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
847 When you told me that your dad had retired and was moving in, I did not expect him to bring his cart. 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
848 You are the one who thought 30 minutes for delivery was too long 1.2714 0.07026 70 56 9 5
849 Food truck AGAIN? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
850 Another stale bun and I'll start patronizing the one in the bedroom. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
851 I really don't think this is what is meant by dining 'a la carte.' 1.2698 0.06074 63 47 15 1
852 I assume you deliver. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
853 You think it's possible to have too much convenience? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
854 It's too bad he doesn't deliver. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
855 is there an extra charge for delivery? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
856 See, isn't this better than remodeling the kitchen? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
857 Netflix and chill just isn't the same since he moved in. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
858 ' I hate the trailers , don't you ' 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
859 He doesn't have chips, but we can use Uber Eats. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
860 It's my fault for complaining the delivery was taking too long 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
861 How do we get it into the dishwasher? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
862 I recommend the couch potato. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
863 Remember when they were just a search engine? 1.2647 0.07442 68 56 6 6
864 No! We're not going to watch Julia Child re-runs. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
865 Be patient, honey, we have to wait our turn. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
866 Well, let's be fair. He wasn't exactly honest in his Airbnb profile either. 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
867 Forgive me for stating the obvious but... location, location, location. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
868 'somehow, I thought a hotdog cart would fill a void in our lives but maybe we should have gotten a dog instead.' 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
869 I know you said your husband just wants to watch, but I feel like he wants me to order something. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
870 I thought having our own hot dog stand would make baseball more exciting. Wrong!!! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
871 Well, now I know why your father calls you his little Taco Belle. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
872 I'll do the dishes tonight. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
873 I told Dad he could park there overnight. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
874 You should be out of here soon; only about another week of this and he'll be ready to go vegan. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
875 Foot traffic should pick up around the holidays. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
876 Let's order in. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
877 He says watching the Food Network makes him feel inferior. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
878 I can't decide between the Couch Potato or the Feng Shui Falafel. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
879 Now that is home delivery. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
880 I liked it better when they were just on every corner. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
881 I wish he'd find another corner. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
882 Your Dad's kinda creepy. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
883 Let's go out to dinner for a change. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
884 We're ready for dessert. Can you send in the ice cream man? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
885 It's too convenient. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
886 Yes. Yes, you did mention that they're all beef. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
887 What do you say, dinner and a movie? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
888 This is much more convenient then going to the ball park 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
889 "I don't know... maybe we should try it... it gets good reviews on Yelp 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
890 Shall we eat in tonight? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
891 This doesn't count as summer employment, Billy! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
892 Sorry, I know how much you hate when I bring work home. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
893 It's your turn to get dinner 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
894 A frozen pizza would have been just fine, honey. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
895 You said no sex without a condiment. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
896 And it's all included with our new cable sports package. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
897 OK, I’m done playing with food apps. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
898 Paying him to be here while we're watching the game is still cheaper than going to the ballpark. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
899 It's great for binge watching. 1.2576 0.05424 66 49 17 0
900 Really, no kebob? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
901 Let's order in tonight. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
902 Did he wash his hands after he used our bathroom? 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
903 There's a special on couch potatoes today. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
904 Well, we DID tell him to get a job and find his own place. Did we not? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
905 How many stars does it have on Yelp? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
906 Just like being at the game, eh? 1.2576 0.07576 66 55 5 6
907 He's threatening to strike if we don't give him medical. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
908 I wonder what it's like to work from home 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
909 I love home cooking. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
910 You're the one who wanted an open-concept kitchen. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
911 We would like two couch potatoes please, with sour cream and chives 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
912 Happy now? I've made the concession. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
913 It makes us more awesome on Airbnb. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
914 I love that "new hot dog cart" smell. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
915 Let's wait till the seventh inning stretch. 1.2500 0.05455 64 48 16 0
916 We laid down the law and told him: "Son, if you want to live at home, you gotta get a job!" 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
917 May we see the wine list! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
918 Frankly, I miss our old food truck. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
919 Sorry - I keep forgetting that my wishes come true. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
920 We're still spending less than we did with Blue Apron. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
921 He probably thinks we just sit around eating all day. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
922 If we move the lamp table we won't even have to stand up. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
923 He goes over my artery-choked dead body. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
924 The counselor suggested we make greater concessions. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
925 I know that you like working from home, but maybe you should consider a location that generates more pedestrian traffic. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
926 Have you guys considered serving Hotdogs this Thanksgiving. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
927 Quit offering my girlfriend a wiener. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
928 Can't he deliver it? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
929 My man-cave is now complete. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
930 You mean I have to walk all the way over to you for my food? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
931 What? I told you I was going to work from home today. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
932 I don't care if it's creepy. It's been my dream since childhood and I'm keeping it. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
933 I really want a hot dog. Do you think they deliver? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
934 Without a vegan hot dog on the menu he is never going to make it 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
935 It's called Blue Collar Apron. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
936 Feel like going out tonight for a change? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
937 I thought eating at home would save us money. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
938 I already forgot about the bookshelf. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
939 So what did you mean by "dinner a-la-carte?" 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
940 "It was a pithy, gastritis producing little hot dog, but I'm amused by its presumptions". 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
941 All I told your brother was if he's staying with us, he needs to do his share of the cooking! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
942 Those darn trucks are everywhere these days. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
943 Can I see your permit? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
944 You might want to reconsider your options for a home based business. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
945 Are we carrying this couch potato thing too far? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
946 I think I liked Hilton better when they just hosed you on the mini fridge... 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
947 Apartment B3 has tacos. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
948 I don't know, honey. Just haven't felt like 'Netflix and chill' since we got the meal service...! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
949 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
950 Your market is too niche. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
951 I'll wait until the seventh-inning stretch. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
952 He promised taco trucks in every corner? 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
953 More like 'no humor man.' 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
954 Do you think he’ll deliver? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
955 I regret installing a place that doesn't deliver. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
956 Maybe we should order now and beat the halftime rush. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
957 You mean I still have to get up from the couch to get my food? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
958 Dinner and a movie 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
959 This isn't what I meant by staying in and playing hotdog man 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
960 Like I said the craigslist ad read "Hot Dog Maker for Sale." 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
961 I know, but you still shouldn't say "Home-Cooked Food." 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
962 I think we're watching too much Food Network. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
963 The trailer in the den has better kimchi, but it's good to support local businesses. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
964 Just in case they really do build the wall. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
965 The ultimate TV dinner dear. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
966 I think Amazon will have a hard time beating this latest move by Blue Apron. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
967 You can go home now we've decided to order out. 1.2500 0.06861 56 44 10 2
968 You’d think your brother would consider giving me just one dog on the house. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
969 "I must have hit the wrong app". 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
970 What? You said it was healthier to eat at home. 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
971 Just so you know, I’m not getting up the next time the doorbell rings. 1.2500 0.07387 64 53 6 5
972 He's signed for the rest of the season. 1.2500 0.06656 52 40 11 1
973 All he said was, "Location. Location. Location." 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
974 Don't you think it's time for your dad to retire? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
975 He said something about proactively seeking new markets. 1.2456 0.07626 57 47 6 4
976 He needs a new business plan. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
977 Amazon is amazing!!! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
978 Your cooking is great, but sometimes I just want a hot dog while I'm watching the game. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
979 To be honest, I don't find this convenient 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
980 When you said it was Food Truck Friday at work, I thought you were bringing home tacos. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
981 Why does he keep staring? He knows we just started our avocado toast-only diet. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
982 Hey could you turn the TV a bit? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
983 Yes, but it's much faster than Internet delivery. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
984 The food delivery service has an odd take on "a la cart". 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
985 Ahhh the sharing economy at its finest!" 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
986 He is doing his cat stare. That means he is out of ketchup. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
987 So, if we're 'working from home,' how do we know when it's break time? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
988 Let's wait till the seventh inning stretch. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
989 And you wanted to pay how much for tickets? See, this is just like the ball game..... 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
990 I can't believe he ran out of the all-natural, locally sourced veggie dogs. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
991 It DOES save us the trouble of going out ... 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
992 My doctor says we should eat out more. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
993 Tell him the game doesn't start until seven. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
994 We were actually thinking Chinese tonight 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
995 Hun, I think it's time for us to take a cooking class. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
996 Do we tip for delivery? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
997 "Alexa, I'm hungry" is beta testing. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
998 Your brother should have conquered his agoraphobia before he bought the food truck. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
999 I think you need to find a spot with more foot traffic. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1000 Last time we bought one, you promised you'd stop shouting 'Hot-Dogs'. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1001 I just prefer ordering through the app. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1002 Honey, this isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted my own in-house chef. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1003 He locally sources all his ingredients from our kitchen. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1004 It came with the Netflix deluxe premium plan. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1005 Next year , let's write a large check to Country Day, focus on the hors d'oevres, and stay far away from the silent auction. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1006 I'd like to go back to the Foreman Grill. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1007 Damn, I left my phone in the bedroom. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1008 Do you think a lemonade stand might have been a better choice? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1009 Do you think we should inform him that this is not Broadway and 47th Street and that we are vegan? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1010 I just casually mentioned to "Alexa" that I'd like a hot dog, and...... 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1011 Wasn't it, "A taco truck ON every corner."? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1012 Glad to see your brother finally found work. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1013 He was bundled in with our Sports package. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1014 He's not leaving because it's his spot. They built the house around it. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1015 Location, location, location! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1016 This is not what I expected when Bobby told us he landed a new, work from home job! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1017 I guess we could give him the laundry to fold. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1018 Damn, another Trump lie. We were promised a taco stand. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1019 Tell me again. Is this eating in or eating out? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1020 The only way to watch a ball game. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1021 And then they said, "Call now! This offer won't last forever." 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1022 So how's 'The Joy of NOT cooking' ? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1023 Steve, you need to start looking for outside investors. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1024 Sweetie, I said move out of the basement and get a job - but I didn't mean in the living room. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1025 So he just followed you home? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1026 The coop board requires each of us to make concessions throughout the year. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1027 This might not be the best location for your pop up cafe. Try our son's room. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1028 What time do you close ? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1029 He came with the smart TV. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1030 What are the specials tonight, Lou? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1031 I thought it would be a taco truck on every corner not in every corner. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1032 Your pizza will be here in about 20 minutes 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1033 I guess that was a waste of a wish. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1034 Ask him if he has batteries for a remote and if he could move a little closer. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1035 Do we still have to pay a delivery charge for Room Service? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1036 They said the HD TV will bring a stadium atmosphere to our living room, but who is he? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1037 I don't know, it just felt like something was missing. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1038 Are you just going to sit there, or are you going to order? 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1039 Maybe we should stop eating in. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
1040 He followed me home one day and I decided to keep him. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1041 Ask your father if he has orange ice. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1042 I could have sworn we ordered Chinese. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
1043 I think it enhances the Theatre-like experience 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
1044 You're so sweet. But I want to have a baby. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1045 Next! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
1046 I guess Amazon noticed we ordered out every Wed. night. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
1047 He won't fill our order unless I change the channel. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1048 He says he'll leave as soon as Game of Thrones is over. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1049 So neither of you read the terms of service. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1050 You win the hot dog contest and we are stuck with this guy for a week. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1051 When you said open-concept kitchen, I pictured something entirely different. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1052 Things are much easier since we learned to use the remote. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1053 No delivery 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1054 Let's blow this taco stand and find something else to do. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
1055 What goes good with the Chili Dog.....drama or comedy? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1056 Honey, we should be happy that he has a job. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1057 Hon, would you mind buying some antacids from the bathroom pharmacy? 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
1058 Tell him we don't want to watch the Food Network. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1059 Point taken. You can do any job from home now. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1060 How long did you say your brother was staying? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1061 Unfortunately I couldn't afford an apartment with a kitchen. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1062 All I ever wanted to own was a corner hot dog stand. 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
1063 Maybe he doesn't know what "speaking hyperbolically" means, but he for sure got "I could eat this for breakfast, lunch and dinner". 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1064 Maybe we should have used a registry for our wedding. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1065 Tell him to save the music for the ice cream truck. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1066 I'm kind of over it.... 1.2373 0.07773 59 50 4 5
1067 Susan, you need to know. I'm a guy who likes wieners. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1068 Has performance art gone too far? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1069 We should have told the builder we wanted the kitchen option. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1070 A salad! A salad! My condo for a salad! 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1071 They say that people who eat home-cooked meals have a healthier diet. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1072 He's my behavioral therapist trying to cure me of my hotdog addiction. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1073 He only shows up when you don't want one. 1.2373 0.08141 59 51 2 6
1074 That's the last time I'll enter a Food Channel contest! 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1075 This pop up thing is getting out of hand. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1076 That's one hell of a permit. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1077 I'm not quite sure about this new "Uber Anticipated Eats" thing 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1078 You guys watching Game of Thrones? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1079 Can I order from my phone? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1080 See honey, I told you I would get you a chef 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1081 That's Alex from Amazon. He's like Alexa with bacon. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1082 I still find it weird that those comes standard in Portland apartments. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1083 Let's eat out; I'm tired of the taco truck. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1084 Thought it would be a good idea for the winter 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1085 We did say he had to find a job. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1086 It's a very romantic anniversary gift, Larry. I love it. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1087 I'm not sure Dennis really gets this "work from home" idea. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1088 I own 90% of his start up. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1089 Yeah, but it has some bad yelp reviews 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1090 I will say it again, I already had dinner. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
1091 Since it’s my week to cook, I figured you would appreciate the gesture. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1092 Son, I'm afraid this is not your best career choice. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1093 Where do you want to go for dinner? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1094 We get 50% of all he makes. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1095 Honey, try to avoid eye contact and maybe he'll just move on. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1096 No. I disagree. Limiting the number of licensed vendors in Times Square has had an impact on the average New Yorker. 1.2373 0.05586 59 45 14 0
1097 Just try to pretend he's not there. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1098 Netflix is really stepping up their game 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1099 I've forgotten. Do we even have a kitchen? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1100 I have to say I've become a firm believer in bridal registeries. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1101 So, this was your idea of cornering the food truck market? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1102 No, Fred... our order is not "to go." 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1103 I wish Dad would stop bringing his work home with him. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1104 Eat in or take out? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1105 At the rehearsal you told my mom that you hated cooking. That's why. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1106 I was getting tired of takeout. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
1107 No, Brad! It's not the same as going to Movies in the Park. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1108 Yes, in some ways Joey Chestnut was a better roommate. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1109 I know this is a tiny house, but we need a kitchen. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1110 No, a nice hot dog would not help take the edge off. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
1111 Don't stare; he's just doing this for attention. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
1112 You guys from outta town? 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
1113 In all fairness, he DID tell us that it was going to be on the house. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
1114 Sometimes I just want to go out, but I feel so guilty. 1.2353 0.07188 51 41 8 2
1115 The most productive thing that we do is finding a new way of being lazy. 1.2353 0.06620 51 40 10 1
1116 Best decision EVER. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
1117 Funny way of telling me you want the kitchen renovated. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1118 At least Mr. Softee didn't stare at us. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
1119 Yes we did say we would support you in this endeavor but we're full now 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
1120 He was cute, he followed me home, can I keep him? 1.2308 0.07063 52 42 8 2
1121 You wanted him to start his own business. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1122 He's living the dream - working from home. Right? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
1123 Please decide soon. I have a dinner reservation at a much classier place. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
1124 Nothing like having a personal chef. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1125 How long does he plan on being a work-at-home dad? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1126 It's like I've finally found the one thing that's been missing from my life, you know? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1127 Do you have a permit? 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1128 It's not far, but its menu's limited. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1129 Don't you think the new uberEATS is getting a little too convenient? 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
1130 I know he's your ex, but I'm still not hungry 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1131 IN every corner? Wait, I thought he said ON every corner. 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
1132 I don't like hot dogs either, but he was the only would who said he would deliver. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1133 Perfect time to download the drone delivery app. honey. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1134 I'm beginning to think that we need him more than he needs us. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1135 Hand me my phone, I want to order some food. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
1136 I asked Alexa for a food cart nearby. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1137 I kinda feeling Thai, tonight. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1138 I hate it when your brother works at home. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
1139 I told you we'd regret letting your brother run his start-up out of our home. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1140 By the way we don't pay overtime. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1141 I preferred it when you could just dial room service. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1142 Perhaps you misunderstood when he said you should "corner the market" 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1143 I thought I had subscribed to THE New Yorker, not A New Yorker. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1144 Sweetie Pie, I told you I would have dinner ready this week! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1145 I just tried the new Amazon/Whole Foods ordering app... 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
1146 2 dogs to go with everything - including you. 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
1147 And we thought the prediction about taco stands was bad. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1148 I told you, we're vegan. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1149 This isn't as great as I thought it would be. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1150 I'm trying to eat less healthy. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1151 Ok, so you had a long day & don't want to cook, but isn't this ordering in a bit much? 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1152 I thought we subscribed to Amazon Prime Rib. 1.2281 0.07923 57 49 3 5
1153 Sure, as a conversation piece, it is a little extreme. 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
1154 He appears every time I mute a commercial. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
1155 The menu does look pretty good, but do you know if they deliver to our couch? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
1156 It will have to suffice until we can afford a full scale kitchen upgrade. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
1157 No, actually it doesn't make it more like being at the ballpark. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1158 Maybe tonight I'll try the chili dog. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
1159 Would it kill them to have some healthier alternatives? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1160 Whaddaya say we go out and grab some pizza. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
1161 I told Siri "treat foot", I swear 1.2200 0.07714 50 42 5 3
1162 Apparently word's gotten out that we don't cook. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1163 Barb, I thought I had asked for an Ice Cream truck. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1164 We are the first on the block to have our own food cart. Will it be a money maker or money pit? Only time will tell! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1165 Thanks for the thoughtful present , but I prefer your cooking 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1166 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted an open kitchen 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1167 Do you have a delivery service? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1168 But do you think he'll know we have him a bad rating? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1169 I still think it's strange that they don't deliver.. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1170 Let's see Amazon beat this one. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1171 How about a hot dog with fried couch potatoes? 1.2182 0.08078 55 48 2 5
1172 I'm glad we're eating local. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1173 At least there is no line now... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1174 I told you it'd be awkward if we turned it to The Food Network... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1175 All I did was click the menu button. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1176 Totally worth the extra $15 per month... 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1177 This is an all inclusive air bnb. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1178 My unique selling proposition is home delivery. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1179 So... how long is your cousin going to stay with us? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1180 Honey, this was cheaper than buying tickets. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1181 It's the latest in TV dinners. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1182 Dad, you know that mom's restraining order covers the whole house. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1183 This is terrible mistake, let's move back to the city. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1184 When we agreed to set him up in his own business, I didn't expect it to be so close to home. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1185 ...but you said you wanted something for that corner of the room..... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1186 Alexa, I said Halal Truck not Hotdog Truck. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1187 I told you he was gonna to create lots of new jobs in the private sector 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1188 Let's just order in. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
1189 It's the future, trust me. Same amount of money, less time. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1190 What's for dinner? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1191 Living in our basement is one thing but this working from home is quite another. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1192 Is there a remote for that? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1193 He followed me home from the ball park. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1194 I can't believe we live outside of their delivery zone! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1195 Street-to-table isn't as appealing as you suggested. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1196 You think we should order something? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1197 Can you see the TV alright, Bob? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1198 I distinctly remember you saying you didn't want to have to cook on our anniversary. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1199 I may have over-ordered 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1200 Best tacos in house 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1201 Honey, it IS convenient, but I think there may be a zoning issue... 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1202 I swear, honey, I thought the menu said "a la carte". 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1203 I want to get up and get a hot dog but I feel like he's judging me. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1204 You know, Brian…the work-from-home idea was good at first, but I think it’s time you went out and hit the streets. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1205 Stop complaining -- we get a percentage of his total sales. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1206 How can you be out of sauerkraut! Your Amazon rating is going down my friend! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1207 You'd think he do deliveries 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1208 I'm not sure about this "eat local" trend 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1209 Let's cancel this subscription box. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1210 Remember the good old days when they just annoyed you with their awful jingle? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1211 I said, "No ketchup. We're from Chicago." and he won't back down until he proves his point. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1212 I asked my father to make a concession, but I never thought he's take me literally. 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
1213 Bring me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks and we'll talk. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1214 Are you sure this is worth the tax write-off honey? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1215 Yep, I'm thinking we can honestly say we have reached the height of privilege and entitlement. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
1216 Do you serve couch potatoes? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
1217 Your brother's food truck doesn't seem very busy. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
1218 TV dinners have come a long way. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1219 It's just not the same as the Good Humor man. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1220 ..wait for the commercial 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1221 Market research. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1222 You want's for here, or to go? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1223 I forgot to get cash. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1224 Did I forget to mention I ordered in tonight? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1225 If you see one roach coach, there are probably thousands more hiding in the apartment. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1226 You did say,"dinner and a show." 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1227 I wonder if he delivers? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1228 I am not giving him the remote. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1229 Ignore him. He's giving us that why-aren't-we-watching-the-Food Channel-look again. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1230 He doesn't get a lot of foot traffic. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1231 I don't care if I hurt her feelings. I want your mother to park her truck on the street like the other vendors. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1232 There's no where in there for him to wash his hands, you know. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1233 Can't we just get a microwave? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1234 I can't wait until he graduates from 'sofa sandwich' to 'street meat'. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1235 No, no, no. We agreed we'd never ask where he washes his hands. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1236 Perhaps you should have considered your agoraphobia before you took the job. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1237 Mark, you know this isn't what we meant when we said "Get a job or get out." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1238 Your brother can afford his own place soon, I hope. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1239 Sorry, Sam, but until you upgrade to lobster rolls, we're not interested. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1240 What about your rule no eating in the living room? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1241 You call this ordering in? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1242 It's not what I expected when I ordered the play at home version of Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1243 Sure, it's fine now but I don't look forward to the mob at lunchtime! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1244 Why did you have to say you wanted it to go? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1245 You wanna make out? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1246 I thought we could eat-in tonight 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1247 We'd like to order some couch delivery..... 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1248 Your dad needs to get out more. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1249 Is he still staring? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1250 I can't tell if you're real or not. Hey, do you see a guy on the couch? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1251 Ugh, roommates are the wurst. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1252 Some nights I wake up craving a hot dog, some nights I wake up craving a taco; bingo problem solved. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1253 You think they deliver? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1254 He followed me home and I decided to keep him. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1255 I guess this is his idea of working from home 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1256 So now walking to the kitchen is too far? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1257 Of course it was cheaper than remodeling the kitchen, but where does he sleep? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1258 I didn't think "food truck and chill" really meant food truck and chill. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1259 What, wait . . . you don't deliver!? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1260 I swear to God, if he says,"You guys want a hot dog?" one more time, I'm going to murder him, Sheila. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1261 I'm hungry, I just wish it was closer. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1262 It's the latest meal kit delivery service: Dirty Apron. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1263 We need a new menu plan. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1264 I still think tickets to the game would have been cheaper. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1265 Working from home today? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1266 I'll have mustard on my non-sequitur. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1267 When we said it was time to get a job, Jimmy, we didn't mean this! 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1268 He won't take online orders. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1269 This neighbourhood has really gone to the dogs. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1270 This is my first time here, is it alright to put out the tip jar? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1271 Relax, honey, he's bluetooth compatible. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1272 Honey, did you sign up for the new Amazon Prime "Right" Now service? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1273 At least there is no line 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1274 I feel sorry for people who have to walk to places. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1275 I told him we were a start-up. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1276 He's my dad's idea of a concealed chaperone. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1277 It said “Airbnb near Central Park; share living space with one other business guest”. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1278 Let's order now and beat the rush. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1279 Do you think we should upgrade to Sushi Boy? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1280 Sorry, all the Franks are gone. You should have ordered before the rush. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1281 This sure beats Blue Apron. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1282 of course, he has a permit. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1283 Not what I expected when he said he would work from home. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1284 Talk about bringing your work home with you! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1285 Frank, do you really think Bob and I will eat enough hot dogs to keep you afloat? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1286 The all-you-can-eat package seemed like a great idea last night. Now I'm having second thoughts. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1287 Darling, you are an IKEA master. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1288 Fast Food , Blue Apron 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1289 As soon as the freight elevator is fixed, I'm taking it public. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1290 I wish he would offer a new menu once in a while 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1291 We still need to get the stove fixed. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1292 Fritz, how long will Uncle Bob be staying with us? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1293 No, we don't have waiter service. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1294 Don't make eye contact until we complete our cleanse. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1295 It's just another phase. He'll grow out of it just like he did with the baseball cards. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1296 I'm sorry your cousin lost his spot on the street, but he can't stay here. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1297 The ad said studio with small kitchen. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1298 It's an illegal sublet - you know they're gonna sniff us out. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1299 I hope this is free delivery. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1300 There's nothing like home cooking. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1301 I still don't understand how you get in and out of that thing 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1302 Dad upgraded from the fridge 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1303 Son, this isn't what we meant by, "We will lend you money to open your own restaurant." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1304 Tell me again how this is saving us money. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1305 What do you mean you don't deliver? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1306 This is my wife. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1307 It was a little-noticed provision in repeal and replace. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1308 Do you think he has an ap? 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1309 Okay, okay, it was a dumb idea. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1310 You really have to stop bringing home every stray junk food cart you find. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1311 I thought this was falafel night. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1312 Ever wonder where he washes his hands? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1313 Every corner has a food truck, dear. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1314 Could never figure out why he's called the Good Humor Man. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1315 How many days till the suschi truck arrives? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1316 On second thought, let's get Chinese. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1317 Cart, Blanche? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1318 I forgot to tell your Mother that you're making dinner tonight. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1319 Dad's new work from home gig is off to a slow start. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1320 Get used to it. Food trucks are not going anywhere. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1321 No, you can't borrow any mustard. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1322 It did advertise regional dining nearby. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1323 How about tonight we eat that new truck at the corner of Ninth and living room? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1324 Any chance your lust for red hots could be redirected? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1325 Are you sure he only hears what we're saying when we say his name first? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1326 Maybe the next tenants won't be vegans. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1327 If I go next door for Chinese from Jack and Sue's vendor, is that a lease violation? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1328 You sure this is kosher? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1329 You wanna taco bout it? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1330 So much for Meals on Wheels. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
1331 Yes, I'm sorry we bid on this. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1332 No no, I said Netflix and CHILL. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1333 The rent is too damn high so I decided to sublet a part of our apartment to the friendly neighborhood hot dog vendor. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1334 You said when you got a job you'd move out. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1335 And it came to pass...a taco truck in every corner. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1336 Our Broker should have clear about the corner hot dog stand. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1337 I know your brother needs a start, but ...... 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1338 Great delivery service for the lazy and indecisive. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1339 Who'd have thought we'd be so happy living in a condimentium? 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
1340 Can I change my wish? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1341 Ask if they deliver. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1342 It was either a Warhol poster or a lunch cart. I went for the lunch cart. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1343 Food truck competition was too great...but I really liked his food 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1344 He would be better off if we just threw him out on the street. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1345 Ok, I might have forgotten to tip him. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
1346 He thinks we should have kids - and fast. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1347 I couldn't tell him to park in the garage, the Starbucks is already there. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1348 I guess this makes me a regular 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1349 The reviews say their anticipation is excellent. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1350 I am beginning to second guess the "Game Day Experience" cable package. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1351 Dude. I’m glad you’re living your dream, but could you not stare? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1352 "Is this "to go" or will you be eating it here? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1353 Maybe we should have gotten a pub. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
1354 I'd tell him to leave but his license checks out. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1355 The exterminator said if you see one there are thousands in the walls. Do you think he knows? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
1356 Over the long haul, he's cheaper than a new kitchen. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
1357 Street food, it started in college and I can't break the habit. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
1358 He'll be here as long as hunger is a pre-existing condition. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
1359 You got to pick out the couch 1.2069 0.06394 58 48 8 2
1360 I hear that the fries are from couch potatoes. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1361 How much longer before your brother hits the streets? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1362 I thought you said Netflix and chili dogs. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1363 Honey, have you seen any of our pets? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1364 Did you make a reservation? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1365 "You said you wanted take-out"! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1366 Please stop repeating yourself. I get it already. 'Free food for us; free rent for him.' I just don't understand why you had to go with Burt... His Trump jokes are derivative and lame. No offense, Burt. 1.2041 0.08237 49 43 2 4
1367 Real enough for you Miss "I only read non-fiction?" 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1368 It's all On-Demand. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1369 I didn't think you were really serious about not cooking anymore. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1370 But he had five stars on Airbnb. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1371 For here or to go? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1372 I’ll have the corn cob and Cash Cab. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1373 I thought this might humor you. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1374 Look, I just wanted a hot dog. The Uber app should have been more descriptive. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1375 I love the food. I just wish he delivered. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1376 Is that to stay or to go? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1377 Like being at the ballpark, huh? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1378 You haven't quite grasped the concept of a home business. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1379 This was not my idea of eating in. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1380 I want an avocado toast but it's just too far. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1381 I swear this is not a reflection of your cooking! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1382 Honey, have you seen the dog today? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1383 When you said you didn't cook, I took it literally! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1384 I'll have another Couch Potato, please? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1385 No thanks. I'm going to wait for the lobster truck. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1386 Netflix 3D? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1387 What would Bob Mankoff do? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1388 You did all this because the ballpark does not have gluten-free hotdogs? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
1389 Wish we'd parked it closer. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1390 What do you want to do for dinner? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1391 I told him we would order more often if he had some vegan options. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
1392 How long has your dad been working from home? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1393 What do you mean no substitutions ? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1394 I'd still rather be at the beach. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1395 Can you turn the music down? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
1396 Shall I press "mute" or "menu"? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
1397 Maybe tomorrow you should try the living room? 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
1398 It’s an urban-chic meals-on-wheels. 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
1399 Please hold the onions and the personal judgement. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1400 He's cornered the telecommuter lunch crowd. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1401 So now you wish we went with the galley kitchen. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1402 Do you want it spicier or Spicer? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1403 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1404 Check Twitter and see when the lobster-roll guy is supposed to get here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1405 When "ordering in" has been taken to a whole new level. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1406 Ahhh, I love a home cooked meal. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1407 Hey, what's baseball without a hotdog? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1408 What made you decide to downsize? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1409 Hold on! We wanna wait until the game starts. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1410 I think your brother is have a rough time adjusting to retirement 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1411 He said he would work overtime to pay the rent. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1412 I'm pretty sure you need some kind of permit for that. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1413 I'm sorry honey, but I still don't want to watch the baseball game. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1414 They show up when I'm binge watching now. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1415 Well he had to watch 'Game of Thrones' somewhere... 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1416 I told you this would be weirder than Blue Apron. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1417 You feel like going OUT for dinner? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1418 These new High Definition TVs make you fell like your right there, at the game. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1419 So where are you guys from? 1.2000 0.08081 50 44 2 4
1420 I can't believe he doesn't do delivery. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1421 Honey, he hasn't moved in two days. I think he's dead. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1422 We've taken the fresh and local thing wayyyy to far! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1423 If I weren't so full I'd draw this situation up and submit it to The New Yorker's Caption Contest. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
1424 It's hard when he looks at me like that. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1425 Tell him I have an order for him to go. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1426 There's something weird about this Airbnb. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1427 As your binge-watcher premium upgrade, I can't discuss the contents of the programs or the wieners. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1428 Do you want Mexican or Greek next week? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1429 You'll have to admit Sabrett's Take Home service is convenient. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1430 This hyper-local food thing isn't the most practical. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1431 Does he offer free delivery? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1432 Is it me, or are kids' playhouses getting weirdly specific? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1433 It's only for the summer, and he goes home at 11. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1434 You've made concessions. Now I've made concessions too. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1435 Any idea how he gets out of that truck? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1436 Maybe we should go back to Blue Apron. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1437 This Amazon thing is getting out of hand. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1438 It came with an app, but the ordering instructions are too confusing. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1439 I call it a street cart named desire 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1440 What, no Tee-shirt cannon? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1441 Be the adult. Blink. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1442 I told the decorator we wanted to 'bring the street in.' 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1443 Pop-up restauarant, my ass. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1444 Don't get too cozy,we close in five minutes! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1445 "Not a reason in the world you can't make a go of this, Jerry. But, you're going to have to get over you're fear of strangers." over 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1446 I know it takes up a lot of space, but it will make us a killing when we resell the house. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1447 So much for that theater degree. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1448 "Don't worry, he's leaving after the seventh inning stretch". 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1449 Churros? Burritos? Get 'em before he closes NAFTA. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1450 I still don’t think your brother pulls his weight. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1451 Well honey, you've had wurst ideas. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1452 What you don't realize is, when you work from home, you're never truly "done" working. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1453 Is this your idea of going out to dinner? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1454 With McLocatruck, it's all about targeting customers. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1455 I only get the sports channels for the perks. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1456 I can't remember the password! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1457 How many points are three Choco Tacos? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1458 It's called cooking. You do it in a room called a kitchen. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1459 I got in my truck, and he just sort of followed me home. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1460 Don't make eye contact 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1461 I got tired of paying delivery fees. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1462 Wanna order in tonight? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1463 Do you do deliveries ? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1464 Well, hell: As long as he's rented this space, we might as well order something. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1465 Still cheaper than the mini-bar. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1466 This wasn't in our lease. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1467 "You did say dinner and a movie. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1468 Do you deliver or should i call uber 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1469 For the millionth time, we just ate. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1470 Well, you did want my brother to get a job, didn't you? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1471 Bezos is into food carts now 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1472 Dad ...it's time you went public. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
1473 Living room prices are just so outrageous. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1474 I know you liked the old guy but he didn't have corn relish. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1475 You said your brother needed a job before he could move out. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1476 He looks bored...maybe we could get him to do a puppet show? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1477 This way we can eat in and out. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1478 We should have checked the terms more closely before we signed. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1479 It's less fun now that we've gone vegan. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1480 Son, its about time you found your own place! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
1481 I don't know, Pam. I guess I had a different concept of what a "home-based business" was. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
1482 He's annoyed that we're vegans. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
1483 I dunno. What do you want? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
1484 Stop complaining...You want us to pay your college tuition or not? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1485 Your food truck saved our marriage. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
1486 I know, but I just don't want a hot dog. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1487 Turns out you need some pull to make it in this business. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1488 It's still too far away from the couch. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1489 Roll your food cart out to the street. We want to eat out tonight. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
1490 I don't see any problem. I think it's working out fine. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1491 It's a smart TV, a 3D printer and it has a remote. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
1492 It's not what we ordered. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
1493 Let's eat out tonight instead of always eating in. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
1494 I don't think "street cart" in the "living room" translates very well. 1.1887 0.07646 53 47 2 4
1495 Just think, you won't have to cook until after the World Series! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1496 "I think we should say yes to the personal service question on YELP. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1497 Did the catalogue say how he goes to the bathroom? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1498 I think he wants us to order. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1499 Maybe he'll go away if we leave a low rating on Yelp. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1500 It was either this or a PokéStop. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1501 We're going to eat in for a change. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1502 Huh, they really are popping up on every corner. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1503 We're working on going farm-to-table. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1504 Two couch potatoes, comin' right up. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1505 That's not the question. The question is: why do you keep calling it a food truck? It's a hot dog stand. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1506 the 'Culinary Arts' are plebeian labor fetishized by decadent late-capitalists alienated from such labor. so, no, I don't respect his choices—he's a victim of a vast, dehumanizing cynicism. but his gluten free poke cones are pretty legit. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1507 Perhaps not the ideal vocation for an agoraphobe. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1508 Tonight, no relish. Gotta keep things interesting 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1509 Ok you're pregnant but really . . . . . . 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1510 Going to all the home games has made extreme couch potatoes of both of us1 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1511 Honey, did you keep the box 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1512 I think it is your turn to get dinner..you go pick it up and I'll wait here. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1513 "Is this your idea of Home Cooking 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1514 I like these nights when we eat in. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1515 Business is slow but should pick up when mom gets home. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1516 I think we should try a new food truck. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1517 Ellen and Dan wondered if their son would ever move out. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1518 It came with Verizon 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1519 I wish he delivered. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1520 You know, I think I much prefer ordering out, than ordering in... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1521 You want takeout? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1522 This is the most character-driven threesome I’ve ever been in. 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1523 You do know that is was a figure of speech when I said, "I couldn't live without Joe's tacos." 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1524 I guess it's a good thing we don't have a tv in the bedroom. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1525 Wow, and I thought you were being hyperbolic when you said that food trucks had become inescapable! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1526 And for your information, it's a pop up restaurant, not a taco truck, and that's GERD you're feeling, not heartburn! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1527 Next time, Elizabeth, before they move in, we vet your family member... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1528 Do you want to get one to go? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1529 It's the newest meal delivery service from Amazon. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1530 Kraut and a nice Chablis, please. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1531 I know the context is all wrong but the guy does make a great hot dog 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1532 I don't know. What do you want for dinner? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1533 The ad did say a view of the park. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1534 Are you sure he responds to Alexa? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1535 We watched what you wanted last night, its our turn! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1536 Should we eat out tonight? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1537 I'll take two with everything, including your rent money. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1538 'Tell your stalker i'd like a hot dog with plenty of chilli.' 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1539 Hey, buddy, could you turn the screen a little this way? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1540 I already miss take out. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1541 I think Uber has over extended. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1542 You need to be more specific in the sublease ad. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1543 This takes fast food to a whole new level. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1544 Way cheaper than redoing the kitchen. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1545 I don't know about you, but I am tired of food trucks. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1546 It's post-artisinal. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1547 I really shouldn't shop when I'm hungry. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1548 You know what I'd like? A food truck to go. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1549 When does it close? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1550 With the kids out, sales aren't what they used to be. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1551 when is it my turn for the clicker? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1552 Did I mention I'm training for Coney Island? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1553 You're right. Farm-to-table's better than cart-to-couch potato. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1554 Have you met Dave, my agoraphobic hot dog vending roommate? 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1555 I thought we might eat in tonight. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1556 I've got this gut feeling that my brother is still upset about me wrecking his truck. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1557 Actually, I kind of miss cooking. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1558 It's a swap. Free parking for him; extra onions for us. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1559 He can stare all he wants but I don't see his business picking up any time soon. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1560 For desert your private chef recommends TUMS 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1561 I'm STILL not trying souvlaki. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
1562 Thanks, but I've had enough of the Food Channel. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1563 Can I use your bathroom? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1564 We should have bought him a car. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1565 They always say "don't keep temptation in the house". 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1566 Did you folks ask for takeout? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1567 He only comes on Tuesdays. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1568 'I heard his couch potatoes are delicious.' 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1569 Is it take out if it's in our living room? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1570 Yeah, but I still have to get up to order. Sucks. 1.1875 0.08239 48 43 1 4
1571 Don't make eye contact, he'll convince us to buy more hot dogs. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1572 Are you sure you don't have any more avocado toast? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1573 Frankly, Carol, I'm not up for another concession. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1574 You said we needed a doghouse, I got us a doghouse. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1575 Did I tell you I'm not cooking anymore? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1576 When you said, Let's get take out, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1577 There's worse schizophrenic hallucinations to have. Can you ask for mine with mustard? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1578 Really? Take-out again? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1579 I think I would have preferred the taco stand on every corner. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
1580 Yeah the food is good just wish you had a truck. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1581 I can't tell if I'm just bored, or hungry for an eight dollar hot dog. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
1582 But I thought you liked dogs. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1583 I know, but he charges cheap rent. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
1584 Son, it's not that we object to artisanal weenies. 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1585 Will you please try to remember to park your food cart on my side of the couch when the game's on so I don't have to walk so far?! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1586 I'm full. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1587 We picked a hell of a time to go vegan! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
1588 Somehow I hadn't pictured Jason's food truck apprenticeship as a home study program. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1589 So you've become a meme rather than a mere convenience. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
1590 We should of stuck with a guinea pig. It's too hard to domesticate a street food vendor. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
1591 If you upgrade to Prime your first hot dog is free. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
1592 Well, you did say we need to start to eat in more often. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
1593 I want a divorce. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
1594 I dream of arugula, lightly dressed, with a lemon slice. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
1595 Yeah, foot traffic is down fifty percent since the other couple moved out. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1596 Oh, much better than chocolate chip cookies to draw buyers to our open house. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1597 Do you ever miss the old days when we would meet up with friends and spend the whole night dumpster diving? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
1598 Hey, the line is finally gone 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
1599 Do you have anything gluten-free? 1.1800 0.06815 50 43 5 2
1600 Don't you think your brother-in-law is limiting his options? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
1601 And we were scared of taco trucks on every corner... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1602 We should've paid more attention when the agent said it was Weiner's old condo. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1603 And for wish #2... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1604 Where's the ice cream truck? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1605 You can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of those food carts now a days. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1606 I'm not so sure that your brother's food truck idea is going to pan out like he'd hoped. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1607 I really don't mind him here, but the kiosk in the bedroom has to go! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1608 How else could we afford this apartment? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1609 I don't think he likes the fact that you're always ordering off menu. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1610 I vend, you spend. Comprehend? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1611 You ask him if we can do take out. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1612 He said 'a taco stand ON every corner', not 'IN every corner! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1613 When will the ice cream guy be here? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1614 It's a trade off - no kitchen, but a larger livingroom. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1615 It's the latest craze... all the neighbors are getting one. Unfortunately, all we can afford is the junk food truck. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1616 So, how was your day? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1617 It's only weird if you make it weird. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1618 Remember back when apartments came with kitchens? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1619 ... and then you said, "Just get a job and you won't have to leave?' 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1620 What’s the customary tip for white glove delivery? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1621 Remember what the therapist told us: If Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't do it, neither should we. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1622 Do they deliver? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1623 Great, yeah, but they don't have yogurt. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1624 Something tells me he's not going to see us until after lunch… 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1625 We should have asked if he accepts card before we moved him in. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1626 Let's not order take-out from this deli again. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1627 Forget his name, how did he even get in here? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1628 Our very own personal chef. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1629 Its better than the food truck in the bathroom. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1630 You ask him if we can go out for Chinese. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1631 Meh... feels like peak condo amenities to me. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1632 It's their newest take-out app. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1633 Sure it's convenient, unless you like falafel. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1634 If you want to sell more hotdogs, you'll have to go outside. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1635 He said he lost his corner so I offered him ours. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1636 Give him the remote or we don''t eat. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1637 Taco Tuesday has come a long way. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1638 Where'd you read about this diet again? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1639 Street food again? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1640 I'm in the mood for Chinese too, but I can't stand the glaring when we get home. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1641 Trust me, our kitchen is now roach-free. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1642 You wanna order take in? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1643 This is not what I meant by "a concession"! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1644 Some nights I'd be just as happy with an old-fashioned TV dinner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1645 I told him to get out and find a job but he said he didn't want to leave home. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1646 The 'food cart diet' really works. I'm done with junk food. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1647 Those hot dogs are too convenient..... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1648 I think we should order now before we're inundated by the lunchtime crowd! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1649 Sorry, Honey. Two against one: looks like we're having shawarma for dinner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1650 We finally got a flat-screen tv; why did you have to bring in a 3-D food truck? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1651 He is the only caterer available on short notice for our engagement party tomorrow evening. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1652 I get the vintage tendency but does it mean we need to pay in cash? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1653 I just signed up for Amazon. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1654 Now we're ready to binge watch Game of Throwns. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1655 These cable sports packages are really getting competitive. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1656 I don't think that eating in all the time is working out 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1657 I'm want something else tonight. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1658 Honey, When you said come over for dinner, I thought you were going to cook. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1659 I don't care how great or how fast his food is, he's killing the mood. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1660 Your brother needs to expand his market. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1661 You said you wanted to try something different for dinner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1662 I'll use the phone app to place our order during the next commercial break. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1663 When you said you wanted a dog, I didn't think it would be coming with mustard... 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1664 I'm slowly rethinking my attitude about the work requirement for welfare. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1665 Do you think he’ll deliver? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1666 This job creation program has gone too far 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1667 He claimed this corner long before these condos did. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1668 He suspects business will pick up if he moves to the bedroom. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1669 Thank God for Hammacher Schlemmer 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1670 I'm not sure this Vendor-In amenity was such a good idea... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1671 Well, it's a corner of the "sharing economy" I'd never have considered. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1672 There's an app for this, you know. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1673 "I said I wanted a hot dog, not the whole enchilada". 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1674 I don't think this food truck trend is sustainable. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1675 He could at least offer popcorn 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1676 I'm calling your mother, this is getting out of hand. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1677 Maybe this B&B thing isn't such a good idea. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1678 I just remembered that our SUV has a hitch. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1679 Take out tonight? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1680 Now that I don't have to walk all the way down to the corner to get a chili dog, I don't really want to walk all the way over to the cart. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1681 Well, we did home-school him. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1682 O.K.,One last time. No,we do not want a falafel now! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1683 I forgot it was Food Truck Friday. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1684 My therapist said I needed to nurture my inner child. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1685 You were right, dear. 3D television is worth the extra cost. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1686 I told you we should have bought him the truck first. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1687 This is the next best thing to being at the ballgame. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1688 It's just not the same as going out to the game 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1689 We should have just got him a drum set. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1690 Can we get sour cream and chives on our couch potatoes? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1691 This is taking the whole 'farm to table' movement a bit too far. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1692 I'm scared to order pizza. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1693 You should order now, before Game of Thrones starts? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1694 He said it was his fathers corner. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1695 I'm beginning to suspect that he really hasn't forgotten where he parked his car. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1696 He says it's performance art. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1697 Do you remember what I ordered yesterday? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1698 This place is too local. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1699 You guys, I don't think I'll be able to pay rent this month. I've only had 2 customers today, and they didn't even tip! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1700 This is so much better than taco trucks on every corner. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1701 You're the one who encouraged his lemonade stand. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1702 You said you were tired of take-out.... 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1703 How can you be out of hot dogs? We haven't ordered yet. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1704 When I get a bigger place, I will go full on food truck. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1705 Don't be alarmed, it's only another acquisition by Amazon. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1706 It's a beta test for Taco Truck in a Box. Iffy concept but the disruption factor is just insane. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1707 Next time, I'll get the takeout. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1708 Awesome! can we eat now? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1709 - Did you order the Reality show? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1710 Moving back in with Mom and Dad can't be good for business 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1711 Nah, I don't mind, but he might get other business if we rolled him over in front of the picture window. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1712 I didn't know tonight's dinner was going to be a la carte. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1713 A food cart?! I thought we were subscribing to the Food Channel. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1714 It's my night to make dinner. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1715 What do you mean you're out of mustard? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1716 Yes, it's convenient, but I'm having trouble sticking to my diet. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1717 He gets free rent, and we get all the hot dogs we can eat. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1718 Stop looking at him 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1719 Could you grab me an ice cream sandwich? The Cowboys are finally in the red zone. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1720 I thought he was "your" brother. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1721 Why does he keep staring at me? How many hot dogs does he think I can eat? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1722 What makes you think my diet could use more healthy options? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1723 Hon, He wonders if you'd mind chopping up some onion 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1724 I'll have the usual. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1725 He'll go back to the park when the weather improves. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1726 The floor model was better looking. And spoke Swedish. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1727 Unfortunately, for the last couple of days he's been out of popcorn. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1728 I've never been a fan of room service. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1729 I wonder if they do delivery 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1730 But tonight I'm doing sushi. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1731 Well, there's always the Dim Sum cart in the bedroom, if you know what I mean!?! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1732 'Til Memorial Day, at the latest. I promise. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1733 If you want a 'dog order it now. The summer has him closing at 9:30. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1734 Now we can have all of this trendy street food with none of that foul street taste. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1735 I told him to get a job or he'd have to move out. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1736 You cornered the market of 2. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1737 I have no idea where the credenza is. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1738 Doesn't your father have somewhere else to be? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1739 the 'Culinary Arts' are plebeian labor fetishized by decadent late-capitalists who've been alienated from such labor. so, no, I don't respect his choices. and if I wanted $16 gluten free poke cones I'd go to Smorgasburg. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1740 It was part of the cable package. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1741 I wish our son wouldn't bring his work home. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1742 How many more months till Junior makes his tuition. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1743 It's just like Blue Apron, honey. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1744 His business plan is whacked. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1745 Is that why you have a tummy ache "hon". 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1746 We could have said no. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1747 When I started working here this was a parking lot. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1748 I smell hot dogs. Do you smell hot dogs? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1749 At least he pays his half of the rent on time 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1750 When you said your brother provided 'home cooked meals', I probably should have asked for clarification. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1751 Well, that's capitalism for you. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
1752 Ok, this time hold the onions. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1753 Ah Dad, this second income may not be as profitable as you think. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1754 The competition said 'a years free supply', but I'm as surprised as you are. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1755 I thought you ordered an ice cream truck 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1756 Now I miss takeout! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
1757 Overall- Cheaper than ordering take out EVERY night. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1758 Tell me again when our Super Bowl party will be? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
1759 Well the Airbnb ad did say modern kitchen... I just had no idea how modern! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1760 And if Joey Chestnut jumped off a bridge, would you do that too? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1761 Hipster beer gardens just ain't what they used to be. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1762 Guess we could work off the parking tax in hot dogs or fries? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1763 Let's go home. I think they're trying to take advantage of us. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
1764 He wanted to carve out a niche market 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
1765 It was either this, or move in with your parents. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1766 I know, but he says everyone loves fried onions.... 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1767 Though a creative effort, I don't think I can cross "attend a World Series game" off my bucket list. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
1768 I'm beginning to think we should have eased into the 'participatory art' thing. Can we trade this for a painting of the Manhattan skyline? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
1769 You think we're being too supportive? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
1770 Farm to table?? Pfff, try truck to couch. 1.1667 0.05436 48 40 8 0
1771 It's called a hipster kitchen. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
1772 " I call it my part in "sanctuary city". 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
1773 The food truck craze is getting ridiculous! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1774 Open the app and order something before we have to talk to him! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1775 I don't understand why I have to take a number. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
1776 It's a new service delivered by Amazon. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1777 You said you wanted to stay in and not cook and he volunteered to be our caterer. Everyone wins. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
1778 I don't know. We had Korean tacos last night. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1779 I think these cable bundles may be getting out of hand. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1780 No Darling, I do not recall seeing him in the AirBnB description. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1781 It's a win-win. He gets to watch Game of Thrones and we get free tacos. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1782 Unfortunately, he only serves turkey hot dogs 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1783 For a minimal amount, the Yankees can play in your backyard too. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1784 You mean some people eat falafel onthe street? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1785 I told you not to ground him for the summer. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1786 I just realized it's Food Truck Thursday. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1787 $300 a month in this location? I can afford the sting medication. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1788 We switched to a plant-based diet. Can you make us something with the paper plates? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1789 I miss the ballpark experience. Next, spill a beer on me, then I’ll go stand in line for the bathroom. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1790 Now we wait for Amazon to acquire us 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1791 Don't you have some dishes to wash, or something? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1792 I'll pass. Their yelp reviews suck. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1793 It came with the cable TV package 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1794 Your taste in romance novels is a bit strange. Nevertheless, he's asleep now... 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1795 Sometimes I feel like you're trying to sabotage my vegan diet. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1796 What do you want for dinner? There's literally nothing to eat here. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1797 He swears that's his corner. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1798 Let's eat in tonight. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1799 Do you ever get the feeling your food is looking at you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1800 What'a this? I thought we'd agreed to order the taco truck. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1801 What do you mean you don't deliver? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1802 When it said all meals were included in house, this isn't what I expected. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1803 That ‘dirty-water dog’ smell is starting to bother me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1804 I thought they meant on every *street* corner 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1805 Can you prepare me a dog with the works for the seventh inning stretch? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1806 Next week let's try hot pretzels. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1807 Don't look at him, maybe he will go away. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1808 So, what'll we have for dinner tonight. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1809 Get your shoes on, we're going out for dessert 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1810 You know, when I joked that I wanted to "taco you home with me", I didn't really mean it Jaime. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1811 Is this your first time dining with us? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1812 I don't really mind the guy staring. It's the lack of condiments that bugs me. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1813 Should we order in or carry out tonight? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1814 You want to open a food cart? I can see it now. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1815 They combine brick and mortar with home delivery. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1816 Tell him we don't eat tacos on Wednesdays. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1817 'Smart TV, for the Ultimate Ballpark Experience' ain't happening! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1818 Enough reading and TV, it's time to dine "a-la-cart". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1819 Sure, I voted for a taco stand on every corner, but this is just intrusive. On the other hand, yes, we do have full employment now. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1820 Yeah, it's the tiny house model. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1821 Amazon is amazing!!! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1822 Since it was my night to cook I thought we'd get fancy and go a la carte. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1823 Do you guys deliver? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1824 The relator wasn't kidding about these things popping up all over this neighborhood. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1825 I liked Ahmed better when he was our 'dog walker'. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1826 It's getting harder and harder to avoid snacking in front of the tube. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1827 Are the hot dogs organic ? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1828 Just think what we saved by improving the kitchen 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1829 This seems extreme for a bad Yelp review. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1830 If we ask him to leave, does that make us hypocrites? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1831 It's called "cart to couch" dining 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1832 I think it's pretty lame that we can't walk 2 blocks to get to our favorite food truck. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1833 He is not much of a small talker, but his hotdogs are great! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1834 No, for the hundredth time, we do not want a knish! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1835 Alexa, bring me a braut. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1836 It's convenient ... until he has to back his pickup in here. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1837 When I asked for everything on it, I pictured something different. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1838 "Oh" boy I may buy a boat. and live on the water. happiness is out there. not drama. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1839 I know, but for all that they're still a dollar less than we would pay at the ball park. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1840 I'm fifty shades o.f greasy 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1841 Yes, I ordered it to go. But this is ridiculous! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1842 You weren't kidding when you said your cousin wanted us to be his first customers. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1843 Is it still art if he doesn't have funnel cake? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1844 A la carte again tonight dear? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1845 Yes for the hundredth time you make a hot dog stand by taking its chair. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1846 Don't rush me. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1847 I got Game of Thrones specials tonight! Dothrakielbasa, White Walker slushies, Pepperthroni Pizza, Red Witch Hots with Dijon Snow mustard! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1848 Did you order a food truck delivery? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1849 You still have to order through Amazon 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1850 It's a happy medium : I do not cook and he does not do dishes . 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1851 Aren't you even gonna stand for the national anthem? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1852 Actually I said we should get a food blender for the house. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1853 It's performance art. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1854 I just wish he had more vegan options... 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1855 Actually I think I'd rather have sushi...did you save the packaging? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1856 It's a Netflix and chilli truck sort of night. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1857 That is not what I meant, when I said "Stop by my house sometime" . 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1858 Its Coney Island Night. I wanted to surprise you--- 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1859 ets-lay der-or a eatsa-pay. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1860 Best app ever! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1861 Is this what you meant by your wedding vow to keep me in good humor? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1862 My meal delivery app is taking up more storage than usual... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1863 Just avoid eye contact and he'll soon move on. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1864 Are you still serving breakfast? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1865 Would you like the house special 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1866 Dad's hinting about retirement again. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1867 He DID take off his shoes. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1868 We have an arrangement based on my love of hot dogs and his need of a Netflix password. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1869 I like the smell of cheap hot dogs while watching baseball. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1870 I know Chicago's sweet relish accounts for one green! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1871 I guess coming in third on "The Great Food Truck Race" isn't such a big deal after all. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1872 ...And he cooks by request. Hey, It was either him or the microwave/fridge/jacuzzi combo on sale at Amaz-o-Mart. He was cheaper. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1873 I'd like to be self-employed. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1874 I haven't seen him use our bathroom. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1875 I'm offering some concessions to save our marriage. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1876 Nothing Gluten-free? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1877 We're paying for the convenience. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1878 It's a new ON DEMAND feature. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1879 We need to advertise. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1880 It's the only way I could afford the rent. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1881 I warned you this was my corner! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1882 Oh calm down. It would take just as much hassle to get it out of here. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1883 My last apartment had a sword swallower and a fire eater. This is better. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1884 And this is how you wisely spend your tax refund 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1885 ... Bad attitude. He refuses to delver. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1886 He won't take credit cards. And I don't have any cash. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1887 Two franks, mustard, relish, to stay, please. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1888 You give new meaning to home cooking! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1889 Yeah can I get it with relish, onions, and your opinion of Black-ish? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1890 It loses something when we bring in, let's go out tonight. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1891 It just seems so American. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1892 I usually like Cindy Sherman, but this one's a little bit weird for me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1893 Smells so good, but he only takes Apple Pay. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1894 I think it's called "Game of Kielbasa." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1895 He says the alt-dog is unbelievable. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1896 Something tells me he doesn't take credit cards. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1897 Let's not use this new food truck Uber app again. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1898 It seems like every corner has a food truck. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1899 No, I won't serve you. You need to pick it up yourself! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1900 Great. Now I feel guilty for NOT eathing junk food. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1901 Netflix and falafel? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1902 But I don't want to go pick it up, and Seamless has $2.99 delivery. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1903 It comes with the premium movie package... 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1904 At least my Hustler subscritption doesn't make the house smell like hot dogs. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1905 Hey, it beats remodeling the kitchen. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1906 Come on Frank, don't be a wienie 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1907 I think your dad is taking Trump's "Made in America" speech too far. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1908 I love Amazon’s instant delivery! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1909 So- this is a new feature of our Amazon Prime Membership? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1910 I thought I'd upgrade the pantry this summer. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1911 "I thought you liked corner food carts". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1912 Boss said I could work from home 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1913 Honey, please! I'll go when the game is over! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1914 I'll have the trumpty-dump fries.... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1915 Netflix and Grill. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1916 I get a nice tax break by claiming him as a service animal. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1917 Eye contact only makes him worse. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1918 We'll have two with the works to stay. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1919 It's just part of the MLB Platinum Ticket. He'll leave at the end of the game. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1920 Virtual reality baseball has really upped its game 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1921 What if I felt like Chinese? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1922 I'd love a green salad for a change. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1923 Pop-up ads finally went virtual 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1924 He came with the new TV. Something about an "immersive arena experience." 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1925 Don't you think Amazon's gone a little too far? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1926 Never bet hungry at an auction. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1927 Ask him what is in tonight's condo platter. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1928 This doesn't qualify as takeout 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1929 It's the perfect work/home balance. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1930 Careful honey... He was giving the dog that same look before he disappeared. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1931 When you said we should hire a personal chef, was this really what you had in mind? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1932 Tell him dogs belong outside. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1933 Talk about monopolizing the corner. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1934 Forget it - he's out of almost everything. 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1935 Instead of take-out tonight how 'bout we just have something delivered. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1936 I think it's time to remodel the kitchen. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1937 You only think you're hungry. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1938 Do you think you could watch Game of Thrones somewhere else next week? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1939 I don't want to go out, the whole point of this was so we could eat in more often. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1940 I told you you should have tipped him. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1941 It seems like they have one on every corner these days. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1942 Say what you will, ya gotta love Amazon. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1943 It's our free trial of food to cable. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1944 You can go now, it stopped raining. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1945 Thanks for letting me crash in your corner while I get back on my street 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1946 "Take a stand," you said. "Get them to give you a concession," you said. Well hot dog, here we are. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1947 This personal food truck is the best perk of your new job. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1948 Well ONE hotdog probably wont show up on the blood test. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1949 A taco truck in every corner. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1950 You have to stop shopping at Costco when you're hungry. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1951 I think if you just give it more time. Tomorrow is "Funnel Cake Friday"! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1952 How much for couch delivery? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1953 I told you Amazon was entering the food business. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1954 Frank, would you have any objection if we added another cart in the bathroom? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1955 ....and then my dad said "why spend all that money to renovate the kitchen?" 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1956 Love your service Jimmy, but we're fasting tonight. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1957 No, I Genuinely think it's a great use of the space! I mean... don't you? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1958 If only he would bring the food to the couch. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1959 Relax, he's here for a month. I was highest bidder in the auction last week. Order anything you want, its's free! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1960 Cheaper than getting season tickets 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1961 What's for dinner? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1962 Not the best seats, but no line for food or the bathrooms. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1963 I'm from Amazon and I'm here to serve you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1964 I may be avoiding the commute, but working from home isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1965 Do you feel like going out tonight? 1.1628 0.08104 43 39 1 3
1966 I'm not so sure that Alexa was a good idea. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1967 I never should have encouraged him to start a business 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1968 When your brother said he was buying a food truck, I thought it meant he was leaving the house. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1969 He's watching our calories! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1970 These television adds are really getting out of hand 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1971 You're the one who's always complaining that I never make dinner. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
1972 He's in training for Nathan's hot-dog eating contest. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
1973 And that's why I voted for Hillary. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
1974 Hey Buddy don't be a loser buy your date a hot-dog. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
1975 Foods much saltier than when we had the Hallal truck 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1976 You try getting a spot in midtown at this hour. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
1977 This Air Bnb thing is getting out of hand 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1978 This is creepier than I thought it would be. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
1979 Honey, could you order take-in? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
1980 Same damn menu every day. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1981 You can take the street meat out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the street meat. 1.1556 0.07075 45 40 3 2
1982 Remind me to register us on the "do not pop-up" list. 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
1983 I would have to waste my last wish during a ball game. 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
1984 Honey, I think your Portlandlandia obsession has gone a bit too far. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
1985 These new Brooklyn hipster condos come fully equipped for the hipster lifestyle 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1986 Chicken gyros... again? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1987 What do you have that's vegan? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1988 We should have omitted the ice cream music. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1989 This is the new Amazon fast-food delivery service. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1990 ..ok, so the "Food Truck" guys are friendlier 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1991 Sorry, I ran out of potatoes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1992 I think we're the target market. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1993 Outgrowing the small apartment, soon it would leave to roam with its own kind. Such is the way of the city. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1994 You know hon, that new street food delivery app may be a bit TOO convenient 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
1995 Now, for the mobile gym. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1996 What's your brother's rollout plan? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
1997 If I'm cookin' now, this is supper. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1998 No, I love that we're a sanctuary city, but next door got Biryani. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
1999 Hot dogs if we watch "Independence Day," nachos if we watch "Three Amigos". 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2000 It's only until the MTA gets its act together. 1.1500 0.08435 40 37 0 3
2001 I feel dead inside. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2002 and... Happy Anniversary! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2003 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2004 If he provided sofa delivery, then it would be perfect. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2005 He's the man behind the arm-to-table movement. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2006 Yeah, but they don't deliver. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2007 Sorry ma'am, but I don't do popcorn. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2008 Okay. Next time we'll read the encumbrances on the title before we build. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2009 Don't look him in the eye. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2010 No tax abatement is worth this 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2011 You said you wanted home delivery! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2012 Pink elephant? No, that's my cousin Miguel. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2013 How did you expect 'couch delivery' to work? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2014 Because Netflix doesn't sell ice cream. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2015 You up for room service?? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2016 I can't believe he asked us to make popcorn. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2017 It's faster delivery than Amazon Prime. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2018 My Dad owns 30 carts. This is the entry-level test to see if they can survive excrutiating boredom. Ignore him. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2019 Did you ask him to take off his shoes? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2020 What, again no Pomodoro? Padrino then. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2021 Hotdogs for supper? Again? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2022 I just asked for a doggie bag. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2023 You ruined the complete baseball experience by cleaning the bathroom. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2024 Why do I feel guilty NOT eating junk food? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2025 Street to couch. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2026 I know you are concerned about an ICE raid, but this location is probably not financially viable for your business. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2027 We might have hit the point where the creepiness of geotargeting outweighs the convenience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2028 You'll never convince me to put ketchup on a hot dog. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2029 Are you ever going to cook again? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2030 It lacks a human element. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2031 Bob said we should've taken the cash payout instead of the grand prize 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2032 I don't know, where do *you* feel like ordering from? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2033 Dad, isn't this stretching the definition of a home office? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2034 I did warn you about Amazon's whole food cartel thing. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2035 You will need to post your license, Dad. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2036 Still nothing gluten free? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2037 It's a pilot program called Amazon in Home. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2038 Hot dog with everything, Hon... I have to watch this next play. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2039 Your dad doesn't always have to bring dinner. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2040 Take me out to the ball game 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2041 The port-a-potty gets here tomorrow. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2042 Perhaps this isn't the best corner for him. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2043 Chili dogs again...? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2044 I still have to get off the couch. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2045 I'll have Netflix and chili. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2046 Again? Down the hall on the left. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2047 When did Siri become a man? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2048 This tiny- house craze has gone too far. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2049 At least he's out of the attic. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2050 Your cooking could benefit from some free market exposure. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2051 My dad likes to stretch my allowance, and reduce society's rate of unwanted pregnancies, all at the same time. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2052 did I mention it comes with a free small soda? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2053 He followed me home 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2054 I was kinda thinking Chinese. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2055 Does this make us streetwise or not? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2056 Remind me again: is that Ben, or Jerry? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2057 For a change, let's order in tonight. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2058 Order any three items. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2059 At this rate, we'll eat through our profits. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2060 ..and you're still gonna order seamless? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2061 You're completely sure your ex knows it's over? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2062 There really is an app for that. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2063 I wonder why my stomach hurts? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2064 Lets move upstate. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2065 Predictable? Me? I'll have you know that tonight, I'm a ketchup man! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2066 No, thanks. I ate at the office. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2067 Honey, I know I asked you to take care of dinner this week but... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2068 I still say we should eat out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2069 It's just $29.95 a month... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2070 I feel obligated to buy something 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2071 I know he's your brother but I can't do hotdogs again tonight. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2072 Being New Yorkers, its neat to have our own personal in- house Sabretts!... remember no umbrellas inside! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2073 We'll have the grilled mahi mahi tacos tonight with the ginger lime dressing. And can we start with your melted seven layer nachos and two watermelon margaritas ? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2074 Will you come back for the ALCS? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2075 Where will with you be when diarrhea strikes? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2076 That really puts a damper on Netflix and chill. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2077 His food is so pedestrian. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2078 I think I'll wait until the 7th inning 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2079 The world wasn't quite convenient enough. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2080 'The down side is that he closes at ten and we have to tow him home.' 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2081 I don’t think that is the correct way to reach your target market. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2082 I know--but it's rent controlled. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2083 It's how he pays his part of the rent. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2084 That explains the absence of a refrigerator and stove. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2085 Thisreally pushes the limits of instant gratification. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2086 Alexa, why do I have diabetes? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2087 "The film will be starting soon. That's only a trailer". 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2088 1 burger and you can charge your phone, 2 burgers and you can use the bathroom. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2089 Next commercial, 2 with relish 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2090 I think you have gone too far with your food truck craze. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2091 This is taking UberEats a step too far. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2092 Hey Honey, he isn't the only one with a foot long. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2093 We're his niche market. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2094 I just prefer the one at the Henderson's, that's all. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2095 When you said'How about dinner and a movie?', I was expecting something a bit different. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2096 Do you know what you want? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2097 Ballgame night isn’t what it used to be. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2098 He really doesn't have a feel for the Meals on Wheels concept. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2099 I miss NAFTA! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2100 Honey, I'd rather eat out tonight. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2101 I wish our new roommate didn't work from so much. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2102 I just don't have the same enthusiasm for eating junk food watching a game at home. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2103 Your turn to get take-out. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2104 These dogs followed me home. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2105 This is the best BnB yet 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2106 "Finally something quicker than Domino's". 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2107 We better record this show. The lunch rush gets noisy. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2108 Vendor bender. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2109 I'm glad you were up to food truck and chill tonight. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2110 I really don't think this counts as dining in. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2111 You still can't get borscht. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2112 Just ignore him He's trying to get a jump on Amazon. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2113 It just looked so charming on Amazon. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2114 Yeah it's convient but a limited menu. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2115 He is paid by the hour, but the kitchen is now our new video game room. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2116 I miss going out to eat. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2117 He said we're not within the delivery area. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
2118 God, I can still taste that hot dog from lunch, . . . and smell it too. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2119 We don't care about your viewing angle. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2120 I can't be bothered to go and get a hot dog. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2121 Those kids drag anything home! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2122 No thanks, honey. I can hear the ice cream truck coming through the dining room and I want to get a Bomb Pop! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2123 When you put it that way, a hot dog does sound pretty good! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2124 I'm a PostMates gold member. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
2125 He's over his sitophobia; agoraphobia, not so much. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2126 He needs to stop emptying the grease trap into our toilet. 1.1463 0.07458 41 37 2 2
2127 It never fails, i should not eat a big lunch. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2128 This isn't what I had in mind when I said "Get a Job". 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2129 You said you wanted a grill guy. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
2130 I call it my movable grease. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
2131 This 3-D television is really getting realistic! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2132 It's an Amazon thing. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
2133 If we knocked out that wall, it might improve the flow of the house - what do you think? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
2134 What's the matter? You said you wanted to Netflix and chill. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
2135 I felt bad for him. All the good spots out front were taken. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2136 You said it was my night to cook. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2137 ..wait for the commercial 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2138 You'll find us in more than 200 living rooms nationwide 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
2139 Nothin like a good TV dinner. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2140 … but then again, I’d have been perfectly happy if you brought me back an ‘I ? N Y’ fridge magnet. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
2141 My Delivery Fees are very low.... 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
2142 So I hit on this idea of making take-out easy. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2143 He is hiding from Amazon. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
2144 I dunno -- where do /you/ want to eat? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2145 You said he'd move out if he got a job 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2146 Do I have to order "a la cart? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2147 You might've mentioned the vegan thing up front. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2148 Isn't it great that Junior can work from home? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2149 I don't know... let's eat in tonight. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2150 Could your dad pass me another frankfurter? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2151 ARE YOU AS COMMITTED TO THE URBAN EXPERIENCE AS I AM? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2152 I hate it when Dad brings his work home with him. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2153 I think you forgot to give him a tip. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2154 They first began to appear in Colorado and Washington a few years ago. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2155 Next time you want to order in, let me make the call. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2156 We don't deliver. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2157 Nothing about this was seamless. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2158 Well, one thing's for sure - it's not the "work from home" scenario I envisioned when I signed up. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2159 No. Tell him to come here. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2160 Should we raise his allowance? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2161 Do you think he'd get offended if I asked for some Grey Poupon? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2162 No, it is not very lucrative but I like to build relationships with my customers. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2163 It's the next best thing to being there. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2164 It's better than health insurance. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2165 Four years of college and he is back home! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2166 Can you do Asian Fusion tonight? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2167 Let's go out for dinner tonight. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2168 Gary decided to work from home today. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2169 Dear, I'm sure this is not how Portillos got started. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2170 I know you're proud of your dad's new business, but I can't keep eating hotdogs for dinner. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2171 Couldn't have just gone with the Olde Popcorn Cart. You needed THAT Amazon experience. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2172 Maybe an unpaid summer internship would have been a better plan. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2173 Junior's internship is running pretty smoothly. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2174 Third week in a row he opened up 5 minutes before Game of Thrones. This guy really knows his customer base. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2175 He said it was more profitable to just follow me around. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2176 Would you like some couch potato fries with that? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2177 When you said you subscribed to a 'meal in a box' service, I was thinking more of Blue Apron 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2178 Next time we get the cable package with the draft beer. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2179 But, will be deliver? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2180 Hey, can you tilt it this way a little? I can't see. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2181 They had a concierge option, so I thought we'd try it out. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2182 Couldn't you have just brought me an I <3 NY shirt instead? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2183 Ryan, this isn't helping your weightloss." "I know, but my friends love it on the Super Bowl. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2184 Sorry, I thought you'd drum up some business with my kids and their friends if you set up shop here. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2185 How was I supposed to know that not all personal chefs are not the same? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2186 How long is his Airbnb contract? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2187 Figured we should grab one before they defund Meals on Wheels. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2188 I thought pop-up meant they'd just show up occasionally. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2189 'I ordered it by accident on Amazon and I'm too lazy to return it.' 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2190 Everyone's switching to the falafel cart these days. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2191 I regret agreeing to partner with your brother in his pop-up hot dog stand. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2192 Let's eat in tonight. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2193 I think Tony is beginning to appreciate the concept of location, location, location. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2194 This is not what I envisioned when your brother said he would bring dinner. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2195 Now if they'd just lower their prices... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2196 Thanks for being here, but we're binge-watching; we'll binge-eat later. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2197 For success in the Falafel business it's location location location 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2198 Ok, maybe I have been eating a lot of hot dogs. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2199 I think your father still wishes you would marry Joey Chestnut. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2200 Air B 'n' Eats seemed like such a solid idea at the time 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2201 Why don't we go out to a French restaurant for a change." 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2202 Making concessions 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2203 Well you did say you wanted your food to-go, right? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2204 Good corners are hard to find 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2205 It actually gets a lot busier around here when you guys are at work. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2206 I'm not leaving until you pay for the peanuts! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2207 Too bad it gives me the runs. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2208 Honey, this isn’t what I meant when I told you I wanted to spice up our home life 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2209 Listen, if you guys don't order more food soon, I'm taking my business elsewhere. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2210 The works, please. Who says you can't have it all? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2211 Well, it does answer the question "what's for dinner"? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2212 I still think it's strange that they don't deliver.. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2213 Why do I get the feeling we're never going out again? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2214 I'm not sure how I feel about the Halal Roommates. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2215 You said you wanted to redo the kitchen. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2216 I got tired of having to buzz-in the delivery guy. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2217 On demand service is getting a bit ridiculous. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2218 Open the windows or we'll never get the smell out of the furniture! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2219 Apparently the meat is locally sourced. By the way, have you seen Fido? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2220 This gives a whole new meaning to the local food movement. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2221 This is too much. They shoulda stopped with the 3D after Avatar. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2222 I have pressed on the pause button and you can order hot dogs now. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2223 I'm going to give only 2 stars. The Air B&B description didn't say "cash breakfast". 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2224 Next time, check the fine print. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2225 I call it Netflix and Chili dog. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2226 When I said " To take away" , I did'nt mean the whole truck! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2227 Finally, our son got a job. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2228 This way I can always be first in line. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2229 It's the Uber of hot dogs. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2230 'I guess HD meant hot dog' 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2231 I just don't feel his prices are competitive. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2232 It's my lunch revisiting! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2233 I don't care what your cousin said. That corner doesn't get a lot of traffic. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2234 I know you feel he rescued you, but you're gonna have to release him back into the wild 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2235 Well, you wanted my brother to get a job. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2236 Your father so did specify bringing home the bacon. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2237 Today there is no privacy anywhere, not in cyberspace, nor in real space. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2238 Just ignore him, he's semi-retired. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2239 Baseball and a hotdog... its just not the same without the smell of the crowd. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2240 For a more interactive baseball experience 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2241 Exactly what Trump promised us for our son's financial future: MAGA by going 'Back to Basics and the Good Old Days'. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2242 Looks like Amazon is going after the food truck industry. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2243 You wanna eat out tonight? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2244 Here, let me buzz you in. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2245 Our new neighbor's no great shakes. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2246 It's very convenient, we just have to cover his health insurance. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2247 I felt we needed to live with more relish. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2248 The bell tolls for you. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2249 It was in the latest delivery from Hello Hot Dogs. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2250 It was this or a brewery, you wanted to move to Portland. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2251 I thought it was taco trucks that were everywhere. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2252 When I said "Why don't you order a meal kit," I didn't mean this. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2253 He is going to pay rent, right? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2254 But are they organic? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2255 How about we order carryout tonight? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2256 He decided to work from home. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2257 So that's why our house smells like hot dogs 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2258 This isn't what I had in mind when we talked about spicing things up at home. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2259 I guess they were right about the temptations during my smoothie cleanse. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2260 So we were wondering what to put in that unused corner and what to have for dinner. But this? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2261 If you can't show enthusiasm for a guy with his own personal chef, I'll find someone who will. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2262 "Bringing the game day experience to you, via my favorite food truck" joyce c grimm, pittsburgh, PA 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2263 I think they!ve carried this food truck idea too far. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2264 I told you getting him a hot dog cart wouldn't help to get him outside to play. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2265 Does your father always supervise your dates? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2266 Can I buy you dinner? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2267 Your brother is really attached to his new mobile device. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2268 Yeah, I agree it's convenient, sweetheart... but, if you ask me, it's also pretty creepy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2269 Binge watching a la carte 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2270 How about we have dinner out for a change? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2271 ...not what I had in mind when I suggested working from home. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2272 Perhaps the gumball machine would be less annoying. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2273 Feels like I should be ordering something. Maybe we should have opted for the traditional kitchen. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2274 Your turn. I've already hit my 10,000 steps. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2275 By 'binge' I meant watching a whole season of our favorite show on Netflix! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2276 This is the weirdest Airbnb we've ever stayed in. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2277 I told the cable company that we wanted A La Carte service. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2278 You tip too much. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2279 I'm still not tipping. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2280 It's pronounced like "Euro". 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2281 Is this an onion sauce night or a mustard and sauerkraut night? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2282 I told you I couldn't cook when I married you. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2283 We're couch potatoes. There's no way we'll ever take you out to the ball game or take you with the crowd. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2284 And you'll get a home as office deduction. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2285 Technically its not 'take-out' because we're eating in 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2286 Don't tell You-Know-Who, but I kind of wish we'd gotten an ice cream truck. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2287 I thought we were promised a taco truck on every corner. Instead we got a hot dog cart in every living room? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2288 We don't deliver. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2289 Not only did we not order hot-dogs...but how did he get in here? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2290 I buy 200 hot dogs a day to keep him in this location, but even at home I like to eat on the run. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2291 No, the food truck was a bit much. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2292 Who has it better then us. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2293 I think he is mad we haven't bought anything today. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2294 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I said we should start eating in more. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2295 I'm telling you, this is how Joey Chestnut started. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2296 Considering it helps me cut down on my sports addiction, I think it's a very small concession. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2297 He came with the house. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2298 It's cheaper than seats at the Stadium. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2299 He's staring like we owe him something... Wait you tipped, right? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2300 What cart? 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2301 I think Bezos is way out on a limb here. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2302 He came with the apartment. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2303 I know it's kind of unusal,but to beat 72 hot dogs I'll need lots of practice 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2304 When they say these food trucks will show up anywhere they aren't kidding! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2305 I understand what you're saying about buying locally, but... 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2306 I don't think he appreciates the buy-out. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2307 Sure beats those fresh food deliveries 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2308 I want to know why he can't get out of his little kitchen and bring the hotdogs over here, for god's sake. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2309 When we agreed to the conditions of inheriting my uncles' business, you knew it include that guy and no storage area for the truck! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2310 I wish people could sell martinis on the street. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2311 Billy, have you thought any more about taking that course on business location? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2312 I know you told me you didn't cook, but still... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2313 When we got this service, I didn't realize he'd be so upset because we don't tip. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2314 I told your father I wanted to take you to dinner. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2315 I know Emily and you are fiercely competitive, but is this really the answer to one upping a crock pot? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2316 He lost his spot at the corner! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2317 Keeping him? Depends on the results of my blood test. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2318 He's doing a fund-raiser. He's hoping to raise enough money to move to Portland. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2319 I feel we're holding back Manolito from reaching his full potential. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2320 I didn't understand the meaning of takeout! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2321 Just act cool honey, he's more afraid of us than we are of him 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2322 How long have you been agoraphobic? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2323 When he said 'On the house' this is not what I had in mind. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2324 Let me introduce you to our new in-home personal chef. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2325 TV dinners really have gotten better. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2326 I only subscribed for The Hot Dog's Tale 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2327 He says that it may be our living room, but it's still his stand: no ketchup. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2328 Experts told me to be a success in this business, I just needed to find a good corner. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2329 I was craving Asian. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2330 He's here so I can binge eat tacos while I binge watch Netflix. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2331 I'm sorry, son, I misunderstood what you meant by a "home office." 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2332 Ehh, I'd really prefer Chinese. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2333 Whaddaya mean no more hot dogs? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2334 A Taco Truck on every corner, and a Taco Cart in every living room. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2335 Don't pay any attention to my Dad. He was forced out by his corporate partners. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2336 You have to hand it to him...this IS more convenient than Postmates. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2337 I think you were a little bit hasty in selling your car to finance the food truck. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2338 If the food was better, I wouldn't mind as much. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2339 They did say that the flat was fully furnished. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2340 I said, let's order a dinner not a diner! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2341 I only have him in for dinner hours. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2342 I don't care what they say, I like having a taco truck in every corner. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2343 Honey, I think I know why you got it for 100% off at Amazon. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2344 Do you think Amazon's gone a little too far with their customer service? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2345 Let's switch it up tonight... how about the halal cart in the guest bedroom? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2346 Hey, not all pop-ups are fancy. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2347 I know we're supposed to be on a diet but this is a helluva way to test our determination. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2348 He couldn't afford the street vendor permit. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2349 I told you = my dad works from home. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2350 Netflix and chili dogs, or just Netflix and chill? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2351 Air B&B guests can sure surprise you ! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2352 He likes the low rent and avoiding inspectors. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2353 You've got me cornered. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2354 I bought some peanuts and Cracker Jack, but I can't convince him that I did care to get back. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2355 I used to be happy just going out to see movies... 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2356 my father won't let us go out for our 1st diner date 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2357 I knew we should have asked to see a business plan before we lent your brother money. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2358 Then, stupidly, I said, "I'll take that to go. We're eating in tonight." 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2359 Maybe we shouldn't have requested free shipping for those tv trays. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2360 I wish he delivered, too. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2361 "I told him I wanted it 'to go'". 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
2362 He gives us that same look every time I turn on the Great British Baking Show. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2363 I thought we would dine in tonight 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2364 Be thankful at least Dad wasn't a helicopter mom. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2365 Should we got out for dinner or order in? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2366 I wish he would stop saying: Get yer hog dog here! Hot dog!" 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2367 They told Robbie he can work from home. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2368 Hey, you said you wanted to add some spice to our lives. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2369 I told you before I came over that I was bringing my dogs. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
2370 This week has at least given us ‘food for thought’ as to how to adjust the business plan. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
2371 Whatever you do, don’t get in a debate with that food shamer about putting ketchup on a hotdog. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2372 How is your book coming along? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2373 I heard your brother is thinking of starting a food-truck business. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2374 Did you order stake out? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2375 I know I didn't want him to be discovered, but this might be a little much 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2376 I'm tossing up between the heart disease and the diabetes. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2377 let's just do 'take out' next time.. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2378 Its all locally sourced honey, I swear. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2379 Ok, I get it. Every now and then you want me to cook hotdogs. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2380 Can you teach her the basics? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2381 Shall we order take-out? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2382 Mom, Dad....this is not exactly what I meant by branching out on my own!! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
2383 I dont know, he just insists he'll make more money here when it's raining outside 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
2384 I still can't figure out how he got the car through the door 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2385 I see you have Amazon Prime beef 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
2386 You two are my last dieter hallucination of the day. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2387 They taste better at the ball game.. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2388 Seamless is really outdoing itself. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2389 I don't know, I was thinking sushi. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2390 Your father needs a new hobby 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
2391 I don't know why look so surprised? I told you this DVD came with a tasty trailer. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
2392 'I dunno, love. We still think you should have bought the car first.' 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
2393 There's never anything good on the grill. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2394 This is a weird waiting room for an addiction specialist. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2395 I'm starting to doubt working from home is the answer 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
2396 Even for Brooklyn, it's over the top. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2397 I like the convenience, but it's really putting a damper on our sex life. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2398 "This is about as close as we're going to get to the park". 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2399 What did you ask Alexa? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2400 We're renting 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2401 What do you feel like for dinner tonight? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2402 Sour news with balsamic vinegar? Or fake news with baloney? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2403 We're about to expand to our first brick-and-mortar location in the bedroom. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2404 'YOUR FATHER'S GIFT OF A COMPLETE HOT DOG STAND COULD NOT BE REFUSED" 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2405 Mr. Custer's last stand. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2406 I listed us on FoodTruckbnb. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2407 Better hurry. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2408 When I called, I said "carry in" instead of "carry out". 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2409 How was I to know the free subscription came with a catch? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2410 I know he's a rescue, but we never go out to eat anymore. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2411 When I said your father could move and bring good ol' Daisy, I thought it was his dog. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2412 This home delivery of food has gone too far! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2413 I know you like hot dogs but does Steve have to live here too? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2414 I'm telling you, August is too soon to start training for Nathan's hot dog eating contest. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2415 Amazon is getting way too personal 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2416 Amazon call it their "cart to door" service. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2417 He says they don't deliver past the end table. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2418 He’s cooking us out of house and home. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2419 I already checked. It's take-out only. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2420 I found an onion ring on my pillow this morning. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2421 I don't think he knows, a food truck is not included in the concept of working from home. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2422 When they said a taco truck on every corner, I thought they meant street corners. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2423 You get hitched. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2424 Do you want to go out for dinner or order in? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2425 It's best you not hang around when the queen comes home. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2426 The year's supply of Fenway Franks goes a lot quicker if you order one. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2427 Wanna go out for dinner tonight? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2428 Yes, the milkshakes are terrific, but I still don't understand the business model. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2429 Since you agreed to let me watch the game, I figured I should also make some concessions. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2430 It's the new surround sound. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2431 No Lois, your brother doesn't have a "great new job" and he's kinda creeping me out. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2432 I love this new 'eat local' thing we're doing. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2433 Don't even think of it! His license was revoked! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2434 I thought that since the kitchen is being remodeled, this would be the perfect solution. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2435 Do you think we should have left a tip? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2436 I like the service but he's using our electricity. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2437 I'll stop ordering salad, when you turn down the music. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2438 The salesman said this TV will deliver! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2439 Does this mean we'll always be dining à la carte? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2440 Studies find Millennials spend 44% of food dollars on eating out. "Pathetic." 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2441 I didn't mean that I would prefer a hotdog every night. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2442 Do you think I would I have got this guy if he didn't have veggie burgers? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2443 Nah, I'm going to wait until the seventh inning stretch. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2444 Tell him we parked here first... 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2445 Will any of your house guests be ICE agents? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2446 Have you seen the cat? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2447 It's not our fault that business is slow. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2448 I liked it better when food delivery meant they knocked on the door. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2449 Dad just can't keep from bringing his work home. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2450 I told you converting a commercial property has its advantages. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2451 Eating street food at home just isn't as real as on TV. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2452 Son, do you think this is your calling? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2453 He kicked up a fuss, so they built around him. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2454 I won it in the contest "Solve the turf wars!" 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2455 We start our diet Monday. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2456 We've really made it--our very own food truck. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2457 Did I mention honey that football season is right around the corner? 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2458 We get 5% of his net. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2459 Side effects may include nausea, flatulence, and diarrhea. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2460 I'm not sure about your idea of eating out. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2461 Fine. You can borrow the car, but be back by midnight. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2462 I wish he'd turn off that damn generator. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2463 What do you want for dinner, Karen?" "I don't know. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2464 He told me it would be a home-based business that our kids would love. I just wish he'd stop playing "Turkey In The Straw". 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2465 Out of curiosity ... do you also do windows? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2466 He always wanted to work from home. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2467 Did you order us an Amazon meal kit? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2468 All of a sudden, it's really easy to be a locavore. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2469 Can you pick me up some relish tomorrow 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2470 I can't believe your father's making enough money to stay in business. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2471 How can he not sell popcorn? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2472 I know the smell is a bit much but the food is great and the extra income lets me pay the rent. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2473 Now we're ready for next year's National Hot Dog Day. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2474 Honey, he's my Dad so technically it's still home cooking. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2475 Admit it. I'm always the one to make a concession. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2476 EVERY SINCE HE HEARD HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MADE. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2477 Netflix and chili dog? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2478 Yeah, but he still won't do delivery. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2479 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2480 We're all stuck here one way or another. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2481 And tell your friends to stop bragging about how they work from home. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2482 Your lease is up when the House of Cards season ends. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2483 Next time we watch Masterpiece Theatre you can have a quiche provisioner... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2484 No matter how long you stare at him, he is not going to sell you something he doesn't carry. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2485 At least HE does`nt run out of relish. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2486 I'll start training for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest as soon as this program's over. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2487 Why do you keep asking if I want a hot dog? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2488 ...it's the evolution of the home theater. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2489 Sure, Uber now doing food carts. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2490 Your brother wanted to work from home. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2491 You had a one night stand I got a hot dog stand. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2492 Do they have delivery? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2493 Sweetie, stay out of the Neiman-Marcus nostalgia catalog... 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2494 I swear I clicked on the banner ad by mistake. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2495 When you said your cousin was moving in you said he was a chef that owned a restaurant. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2496 "How about a snack during the seventh inning stretch? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2497 Mom? Dad? Nothing? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2498 I say we go back to using a microwave. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2499 Why do they never have the popcorn that I like? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2500 What I said was, 'I think we could use a nightLIGHT in here.' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2501 Do you serve Netflix, chilled? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2502 Yes, he does have a permission for that. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2503 We should have gone with the mime motif. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2504 This guy just doesn't cut the mustard. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2505 Are you going to tell him that we are going vegan and gluten free or should I? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2506 Either this is your hallucination or mine. Either I am your worst nightmare, or you are mine. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2507 Who needs takeout anymore? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2508 SON. WHAT CORNER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL YOUR HOTDOGS ON? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2509 Boy Amazon's latest offer to sign up for Fire TV and you get to try their al a carte service for free was this literal? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2510 Gluten free hot dogs will set you free 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2511 Not exactly what I had in mind when suggesting we get our own Food Cart 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2512 The realtor did say we'd have a view of the park. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2513 What time do your Book Club members come over? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2514 I think he's annoyed that we didn't leave a tip. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2515 Yes, but we ordered the crepe cart. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2516 Ask him if he has change for a 20 now. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2517 Your brother could have found a better place to practice. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2518 Add fish tacos to your menu, and we'll let you go. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2519 I didn't mean that kind of a "quiet Super Sundae" 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2520 Next time don't tell your brother dinner is pot luck. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2521 What makes you think he's homeless? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2522 With this HD TV, you'd swear they were right in the room. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2523 If only it was within arm's reach. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2524 I can't take your order, I'm hot dog stand monitor. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2525 Well, he's wearing a blue apron...doesn't that count for something? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2526 I wish there were a food truck on my corner. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2527 Did somebody here order take-in? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2528 No, I said 'Netflix and chili dogs.' 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2529 This is the "Best Baseball Date, Ever"? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2530 Do we have to go all the way down there? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2531 The time has come for you to face your latent agoraphobia, Frank. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2532 Are we having take in tonight? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2533 Our very own personal chef. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2534 It's getting harder to wait for the commercials. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2535 Joe, he's watching us. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2536 No seriously, I'm exhausted, see if he'll deliver. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2537 It's worth every penny not having to wait in line. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2538 You know he's behind on rent. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2539 I thought we'did eat in tonight. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2540 So glad we're sharing all the housework. I'm in charge of supper on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Now we'll always know it'll be hot and delicious. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2541 If they're silly enough to caption this, they may be silly enough to come over and buy a hot dog. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2542 Let's just kick him to the curb. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2543 I don't mind your brother staying with us for a while, but does he have to telecommute? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2544 How'd the hot dog man get control of the house?" "Well, at least he doesn't have the senate. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2545 I call it farm to table.2--it's for people that need their food right now. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2546 For some reason I keep thinking of Julia Child. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2547 And so that's why you call it Home Run, hotdogs? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2548 Hey, Frank, how about a dog to go. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2549 The grill was attracting bugs outside. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2550 It's a bit cramped, but they treat me like a queen. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2551 Do you want to order in? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2552 We need a matching coffee table. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2553 Are you available in digital? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2554 Convenient but I relish the old days. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2555 All I'm saying is, I don't think your opening is so soft that it can't survive going out at least into the stairwell. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2556 I see why the cart's called PEEPING TOMato. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2557 Hey! The line starts here. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2558 I love this new Netflix feature! 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2559 The Hampton's were great, thanks. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2560 This is one concession we didn't have to make 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2561 Our new foreign chef.... I imported him from Bryant Park. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2562 The sharing economy's gotten out of hand. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2563 Um...honey, when I said I loved 'Hot diggity Dog diggity'... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2564 Could I borrow a pen, please? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2565 I'm just getting a little tired of all this social enterprise stuff. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2566 Honey, why is there a man named Nathan in our living room? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2567 I miss the crowds. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2568 1. "Beats having to go all the way to the kitchen. Pass the remote, please." 2. "Do you suppose he is documented?" 3. "Prefer tacos?" 4. " 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2569 It's included in the cable company's gold package. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2570 wait, dude. i just thought of the best fuckin' idea: a HARAM cart! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2571 Sorry, Margaret. I had no idea what 'free delivery' entailed. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2572 Ok, fine. We should’ve got the snow globe. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2573 I guess the GOP Health Care Bill went into effect. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2574 Your buzzer's broken. Now what'll it be? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2575 Forgive us, we're binge watchers, not binge eaters. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2576 Should we order out or stay in ? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2577 I'm betting your brother doesn't make hotdog Salesman of the Year. 1.1176 0.08192 34 32 0 2
2578 Your version of localvore is extreme. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2579 Are you gonna order something or not? I gotta get home myself. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2580 Do you want a hot dog? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2581 I've always wanted my own personal chef. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2582 Did Amazon consider their return policy before entering the hotdog industry? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2583 No catsup AND no credit cards. Geez! 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2584 maybe later...this show is making him nauseous. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2585 It is just until he gets his permit. 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2586 He came with the baseball package 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2587 After closing, it converts to a hot tub. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2588 I'm only here every other weekend. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2589 This program is pure garbage. What do you have to go with it? 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2590 Really? You don't sell TV dinners? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2591 lol "white sauce" amirite 'K this is how it's gonna work, I want you to cook up the biggest, dankest mound of chicken over rice possible, and by the time you're done, we're both gonna be naked 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2592 He needed light. 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2593 I did wonder why the 'home fries' were $500 extra... 1.1176 0.07020 34 31 2 1
2594 Dont worry I will be moving shop when my truck gets here 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
2595 What? You got a vanity set. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
2596 The Good Humor man was getting grumpy so I brought back the Bungalow Bar. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2597 What the halal? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2598 Alexa was only the beginning. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2599 Your father and I became vegans. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2600 So was your dad upset about your sister being pregnant? 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2601 ''mom why is there a taco in my bed 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2602 Whattaya want with your hot dogs. French fried or couch, LOL 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2603 Unless you are vegan and gluten free, I'm going to have to ask you to leave that corner. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2604 When's the falafel truck coming back? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2605 When does this Netflix trial offer end? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2606 I thought. . .something simple tonight. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2607 Uugghh....What possessed me to eat living room meat? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2608 Hey hun, can you tell him to go easy on the relish this time? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2609 he says he's out fish tacos 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2610 He is only here for this weekend's binge watching. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2611 "I'd rather circle them". 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2612 … but where's the pick-up window? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2613 For FOX news I recommend baloney on rye. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2614 I'm too tired. You walk the cart. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2615 Can't we just give him our HBO GO password? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2616 He said he's moving tomorrow if business doesn't pick up. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2617 Please turn to the French Cooking channel 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2618 Nothing for me Manny, but how's business? Bet you get a lot of foot trafic with the kids. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2619 Hey, Do you guys deliver? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2620 Don't look-- it's more scared of you than you are of it. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2621 On this episode of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2622 So, that's two couch potatoes, no pickles, no cellulite, and a diet soda. Anything else? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2623 He promised to change the oil every 3,000 meals. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2624 Frankly, this is my idea of home-cooked food. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2625 Since you bought that new soap, I've had this itch. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2626 I'm not sure I really like this new TV 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2627 That Jeff Bezos really does relish our business 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2628 I said *reading* a lot of crap lately. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2629 I'm glad it's not the Menudo wagon. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2630 No thanks, but let us know if you get some vegan stuff. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2631 It really rounds out our On Demand options. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2632 It's cheaper than the minibar. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2633 We have to make this concession... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2634 I thought you said the Biryani cart was coming over for dinner. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2635 The new promotion comes with TV, Internet and Greasy Apron. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2636 Haven't seen a roach since he got here. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2637 I'm ready for the big game. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2638 I could really go for some falafel right now. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2639 How many corn dogs do I have to eat before he starts showing a profit? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2640 Sorry, I only have credit. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2641 Amazon Prime takes it one step too far. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2642 I thought the ad was just using an expression when it said it's in our house. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2643 The bathroom is down the hall on the left. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2644 I sit by Ron Mueck or Duane Hansen? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2645 All I wanted was a home cooked meal. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2646 He doesn't have vegan hot dogs on gluten free buns. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2647 How can both of us be hallucinating? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2648 He says business is better here when I'm on the couch than anywhere else in the city. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2649 An interesting alternative to Amazon Now... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2650 Do you think a change in the menu could help the food cart guy do more business? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2651 No, Dave, we're not turning over to "Housewives of Orange County." 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2652 We could also just order one from Amazon. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2653 Unorthodox passive-aggressive with little regard for local health code regulations attempting to break up with his militantly vegan and erudite paramour. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2654 Do I still have to get up to get a hot dog? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2655 I told him Joey Chestnut doesn't live here anymore. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2656 Didn't I tell you they had somewhere to go to the bathroom? 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2657 Mind if I borrow some relish? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2658 If I have to be honest, the concession stands are really the only reason I go to baseball games. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2659 I need your order now. I've got to be at my next stop in twenty minutes. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2660 There's 10% discount before the commercials. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2661 i'm simply not hungry for a sabrett just now 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2662 Food Network: 4D 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2663 I feel like a taco. You? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2664 Ordering in again tonight? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2665 To save money, we're eating in tonight. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2666 Why don't we invite him to join us for dinner? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2667 Now we'll have to find an app advising us whether we should tip or not. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
2668 There's really just not enough room for him in the kitchen. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2669 It's convenient. And the free cable is great. But we're eating way too much. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2670 Honey; I'm not saying you can't make a decent knish... 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2671 What did you think we meant when we advertised for a personal chef? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2672 For a minimum purchase of two tacos, we get our privacy for a day. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2673 Amazon Prime includes one with each subscription. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
2674 I see he doesn't deliver! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2675 Do you want mustard on that remote? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2676 Make me one with nothing. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2677 It's less expensive than going to the game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
2678 Ketchup or catsup, he doesn't serve it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
2679 Its getting weird. Maybe we should try ketchup on our hotdogs? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
2680 You may have heard the way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach, but I think this is a bit of overkill, besides with your dad there... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
2681 I prefer television a la carte. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2682 It's all about convenience. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2683 Can I help it the neighbors went to the game? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
2684 Do you think his food is kosher? 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
2685 I like the whole idea of pop-up dining! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2686 Actually, I preferred the original BBC version. This New York TARDIS just doesn't do it for me. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
2687 Can we watch the food network? 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
2688 What do you want on your hot dog mustard or plain? 1.1053 0.07342 38 36 0 2
2689 I would watch 'The Bachelorette' with you every week. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2690 Two avocado toasts, Dad. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2691 It was cheaper than the plastic bag. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2692 My belief in 'Wheel it in and they will come' is losing some ground. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2693 I'm calling it BeatsUberEats. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
2694 I have to be frank with you- I'm all out of soda. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
2695 Now I see why your cooking is going downhill. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
2696 I guess On Demand doesn't translate to everything. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
2697 This spot is ruff. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2698 Yeah, but the gut renno places have halal falafel. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2699 But I really wanted Chinese tonight. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2700 Would you like a side of fries with your couch potato? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2701 When are we doing mid-year reviews? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2702 Humor me. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2703 Guess we will be having an a la food carte menu tonight. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2704 No! It's your turn to pick up the order. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2705 Nice idea but they're always out of toasted almond. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2706 Ten minutes 'til closing time. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2707 Hey, which of youz gave me the bad Yelp review? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2708 I think I'll try Mary's apartment tonight. This guy always puts too much mustard on the hot dog. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2709 I'm not only living at home . . . . I'm also working from home. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2710 The Sharper Image catalog didn't actually show the owner. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2711 I'm here until 6:00. After that, dial 7 for Room Service! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2712 We better order now, before we have to get up and stand in line 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2713 Order up for Jaden and Willow Smith! 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2714 It was an upgrade to my home popcorn stand. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2715 I've already reached out to Online Shoppers Anonymous. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2716 I thought I told you I wanted to eat out. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2717 Hey Pops, you told me to get a job. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2718 You'll be glad I'm here when you're watching a ball game. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2719 My dad. He's overprotective and underpayed. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2720 The limited menu is diminishing the convenience. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2721 I thought you said to buy an Alexei. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2722 I just love street food 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2723 You may want to consider changing your location if you want more business. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2724 Really, the description said "small taco maker in the box." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2725 Mal bouff a trois 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2726 Him: "What do you want for dinner?" Her: "I don't care, you pick." 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2727 No worry, it's bundled with HBO and Starz. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2728 What was it we gave up for the convenience? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2729 Why don't you ever cook for me anymore? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2730 In know it's your dad but that doesn't give him Cart Blanche in our house 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2731 We are all set for the football season 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2732 Think of it as ingredients and preparer in the same box. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2733 OK, mini-bars don't have hot dogs, but they don't have eye-balls either! 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2734 The crock pot has come a long way 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2735 This is my kind of threesome *burps appreciatively* 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2736 It's a roommate thing -- he holds the lease. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2737 You really want to go back to watching ads? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2738 Is it true that you only received a two star rating last week? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2739 Brat was I thinking? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2740 At least I can tell my friends he's employed. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2741 He said splitting rent was cheaper than a permit. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2742 What's on the menu? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2743 I told you, we should never have bought a house without a kitchen. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2744 No, 'pop goes the weasel' isn't a gang tune, folks. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2745 I can't take your order, I'm just the hot dog stand monitor. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2746 There's nothing like home cooking. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2747 Were sitting out the 7th inning stretch . 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2748 Maybe he's mad because we haven't bought anything from him all week. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2749 Well, I said Netflix and grill. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2750 We need to talk about the hot dog stand in the room. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2751 Hotdogs. It's always hotdogs. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2752 I find the home-based work environment less stressful. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2753 I'm treating one of the Halal Guys for agoraphobia. Want a falafel? 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2754 Can we at least get a schedule so we know when you'll be here? 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2755 I feel like pizza. 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2756 Son, it might be time to start thinking about expanding your market. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0
2757 it's our right-wing conservative duty honey 1.0968 0.07116 31 29 1 1
2758 Even in food services, it's location, location, location. 1.0968 0.05398 31 28 3 0