Contest #576


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576


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-07-17
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-07-30 (estimated)
Number of captions 7903
Number of responses 284529
Number of participants 6918


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Don't blow my cover. I'm in the middle of a sting operation. 1.8627 0.02713 830 318 308 204
1 Ignore me and I'll go away. 1.8470 0.02046 2006 1019 275 712
2 Our parents won't approve; you're Jewish and I'm a Wasp. 1.8088 0.02508 1004 431 334 239
3 Could be worse...I could be back at the White House doing press briefings. 1.7988 0.02825 820 367 251 202
4 I can't go. I've been elected queen. 1.7795 0.02571 925 407 315 203
5 You still have two wishes left, right? 1.7543 0.02706 875 414 262 199
6 I got caught in a sting operation. 1.7391 0.02497 897 398 335 164
7 The doctor says it's the worst case of hives he has ever seen 1.7249 0.03782 418 198 137 83
8 I told you I had hives. 1.7150 0.02672 842 407 268 167
9 Hold on a sec. I need to buzz you in. 1.7060 0.02732 728 336 270 122
10 Now am I WASP enough for your father? 1.6968 0.02818 742 365 237 140
11 Honey, can you find my epipen? 1.6755 0.04693 265 134 83 48
12 I’m the head beekeeper!!! 1.6727 0.03069 773 449 128 196
13 Go get your bear costume 1.6667 0.03346 534 278 156 100
14 Worker bee was the only job I could get with my liberal arts degree. 1.6661 0.03175 572 292 179 101
15 Hang on, I'll buzz you in. 1.6653 0.04692 239 116 87 36
16 Air Bee&Bee 1.6648 0.03291 537 276 165 96
17 I've been busy. 1.6558 0.02999 645 336 195 114
18 ... It began when wax started building up in my ears. 1.6546 0.03087 637 341 175 121
19 Honey, beelieve me, for NYC it's pretty spacious. 1.6486 0.03140 592 313 174 105
20 Remember me as I was when you have honey, honey. 1.6474 0.03475 604 364 89 151
21 Is he still President? 1.6456 0.03979 395 218 99 78
22 So you thought it just meant White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? 1.6417 0.03156 561 293 176 92
23 I traded our cow for these magic bees. 1.6401 0.03479 553 320 112 121
24 It's just like being a real wasp, but without the cocktails and sanctimony. 1.6329 0.03508 493 273 128 92
25 The ringing in my ears was nothing compared to this buzzing. 1.6319 0.03570 508 292 111 105
26 Has your mother left? 1.6305 0.03608 452 247 125 80
27 I get my news from BuzzFeed, mostly. 1.6302 0.03216 503 258 173 72
28 Look, she means nothing to me. YOU'RE my queen. 1.6241 0.06565 141 79 36 26
29 And for my third wish I said I wanted to be the head of a large organization. 1.6223 0.03857 413 234 101 78
30 No, Air Bee & Bee. 1.6212 0.03617 462 260 117 85
31 I'm sorry, I only date WASPs. 1.6159 0.03451 440 232 145 63
32 What? I told you I worked with drones. 1.6105 0.03496 421 222 141 58
33 Less is less. 1.6095 0.03631 420 230 124 66
34 She's still a queen, Carol. When she invites you in, you go. 1.6047 0.03682 387 208 124 55
35 "Can you please bring me my yellow jacket"? 1.6005 0.03714 388 212 119 57
36 I just wanted to see what all the buzz was about. 1.5979 0.03641 378 201 128 49
37 Your Grandmother was right Doris, they do have knees! 1.5971 0.04109 350 202 87 61
38 It's an Air Bee-n-Bee. 1.5941 0.03898 372 211 101 60
39 Leave? But they just made me queen. 1.5917 0.04021 360 208 91 61
40 It's small, but it has a sense of community. 1.5899 0.04176 317 179 89 49
41 I found this place through Air Bee and Bee. 1.5867 0.04133 346 203 83 60
42 I'm part of an undercover sting operation. 1.5860 0.04037 343 196 93 54
43 I understand this isn't what you expected from therapy. I just know I'm happy now. 1.5838 0.04146 334 194 85 55
44 At least I don't live with my parents. 1.5798 0.04092 326 186 91 49
45 Just go. I'll only end up hurting you. 1.5776 0.04233 303 173 85 45
46 I can't come home. They elected me queen. 1.5773 0.04255 317 186 79 52
47 And "they", as you call them, happen to LOVE my humming. 1.5765 0.04165 307 174 89 44
48 I do love you, but I'm just not ready to leave the nest. 1.5733 0.04192 307 176 86 45
49 The ad said 'Air Bee n Bee' 1.5688 0.04941 218 125 62 31
50 The constant buzzing sound is driving me nuts. 1.5676 0.04770 296 191 42 63
51 And don't call me "Honey". 1.5603 0.04401 282 166 74 42
52 If I'd known your mother is a witch, I would have been nicer to her. 1.5596 0.04691 277 172 55 50
53 After a while it's like, what bees? 1.5539 0.04569 269 162 65 42
54 Is your mother gone yet? 1.5517 0.04486 261 153 72 36
55 Not gay, Deborah... I'm a queen. 1.5353 0.04666 241 145 63 33
56 This is definitely worse than the doghouse. 1.5328 0.04774 229 138 60 31
57 It's more of a buzzing than a ringing. 1.5325 0.04860 231 142 55 34
58 Tell the little troublemaker there's a pinata in the park. 1.5325 0.04743 231 139 61 31
59 To be fair, you cropped your profile picture too. 1.5253 0.05728 158 96 41 21
60 Finally! An organic, sustainably-sourced tiny house! 1.5234 0.04669 214 125 66 23
61 I said behave yourself, not bee hive yourself. 1.5171 0.05294 205 132 40 33
62 I actually do find you attractive, witty, and educated. But, trust me, you will meet someone better than me. Plus, I'll die within minutes if we have sex. 1.5171 0.05063 205 127 50 28
63 You're not the queen here. 1.5171 0.04771 205 121 62 22
64 Well, I think I'm a keeper. 1.5171 0.04513 205 116 72 17
65 They have a tasting room. 1.5149 0.04823 202 120 60 22
66 Can you go get my EpiPen ? 1.5126 0.05031 199 122 52 25
67 So you put on a flowery dress and think I'll just fly back? 1.5112 0.05299 178 109 47 22
68 It replaces acupuncture in our new health plan 1.5102 0.05191 196 123 46 27
69 One sec, I'll buzz you in. 1.5102 0.05037 196 120 52 24
70 Never tell an angry wizard to buzz off. 1.5102 0.05140 196 122 48 26
71 I'm on an undercover sting operation. 1.5101 0.05050 198 122 51 25
72 I think I found out what's been making the noise. 1.5082 0.05248 183 113 47 23
73 I wanted to know what all the Buzz was about 1.5078 0.04824 193 114 60 19
74 Maybe I just need some space. 1.5026 0.04663 189 109 65 15
75 The Queen will see you now. 1.5000 0.05170 184 114 48 22
76 The worst part is the constant buzzing in my ears! 1.5000 0.05185 186 116 47 23
77 You do know that the customary place of banishment is the dog house? 1.4972 0.05115 181 111 50 20
78 It's a sting operation. 1.4944 0.05430 180 116 39 25
79 Tell me you brought the EpiPen. 1.4943 0.05096 176 107 51 18
80 Could you help me out of this honey? 1.4915 0.05322 177 112 43 22
81 Not until he's out of office. 1.4885 0.05452 174 112 39 23
82 The buzz around me is incredible 1.4882 0.05226 170 105 47 18
83 No, I do NOT want to talk about the "honey do" list. 1.4882 0.05486 170 109 39 22
84 The hardest part has been giving up smoking. 1.4877 0.05555 162 103 39 20
85 I'm part of a sting operation. 1.4819 0.05386 166 105 42 19
86 The doctor said it was hives. 1.4819 0.05178 166 102 48 16
87 What makes you think I'm avoiding you? 1.4817 0.05365 164 103 43 18
88 So then he said "I triple dog dare you" and well, I wasn't gonna let him make me look like a fool. 1.4785 0.05595 163 106 36 21
89 I'll give you a million dollars for an Epi-Pen. 1.4785 0.05389 163 103 42 18
90 Bring Johnny on out. I'm ready for the talk. 1.4783 0.05144 161 98 49 14
91 It’s not a hive mentality. It’s a state of beeing. 1.4744 0.05639 156 101 36 19
92 Last week I learned about the birds. 1.4744 0.05712 156 102 34 20
93 This time of year, I tend to break out in hives. 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
94 Turns out it's an Airbnbee. 1.4706 0.05796 153 101 32 20
95 I'm fine. It's just hives. 1.4667 0.05649 150 97 36 17
96 Maybe we should go to your place instead. 1.4667 0.05407 150 94 42 14
97 It was either this or move back in with my parents. 1.4648 0.05799 142 92 34 16
98 Her majesty will see you now 1.4626 0.05972 147 99 28 20
99 The square footage isn't great but the building has 500 doormen. 1.4621 0.05181 145 88 47 10
100 I've already learned two things about bees: 1. They're temperamental. 2. These are hornets. 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
101 Let me buzz you in. 1.4583 0.05476 144 91 40 13
102 I just don't think it's a good time to stir things up. 1.4577 0.05965 142 95 29 18
103 I'm organizing the workers 1.4577 0.05620 142 91 37 14
104 I've got hives. 1.4577 0.05440 142 89 41 12
105 Have your parents left yet? 1.4577 0.05965 142 95 29 18
106 Can you speak up? I've got a buzzing in my ears. 1.4577 0.05253 142 87 45 10
107 And to top it off, I've always been a really good speller. 1.4577 0.05620 142 91 37 14
108 My profile clearly stated: half Jewish half wasp. 1.4539 0.05910 141 94 30 17
109 First, thanks for not swinging a bat this time. 1.4532 0.06395 139 98 19 22
110 I moved out. I'm with my new honey now. 1.4532 0.05706 139 90 35 14
111 I wanted to see what all the buzz was about. 1.4532 0.05886 139 92 31 16
112 You're Jewish and I'm a WASP, it will never work. 1.4532 0.06146 139 95 25 19
113 One kiss and you'll be done with fillers and plumpers. 1.4526 0.05949 137 91 30 16
114 I told you I had hives. 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
115 I found it on Air Bee & Bee. 1.4478 0.06406 134 94 20 20
116 Why can't we buy honey at the supermarket like everyone else 1.4478 0.05662 134 86 36 12
117 You won't believe where I found your keys. 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
118 They said I was a keeper. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
119 Do I criticize your friends? 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
120 Is that you 99? 1.4478 0.06138 134 91 26 17
121 A floral print? Really? 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
122 Witness protection program. And you? 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
123 I’m conducting a sting operation. 1.4427 0.05543 131 83 38 10
124 I'm sorry...did you buzz? 1.4427 0.05751 131 85 34 12
125 Has your mother left? 1.4419 0.05602 129 82 37 10
126 May I please return to the dog house? 1.4419 0.06019 129 86 29 14
127 Do you have anything for hives? 1.4419 0.06217 129 88 25 16
128 Well, an epipen would be nice. 1.4419 0.06217 129 88 25 16
129 It was either this or your relatives. 1.4419 0.05814 129 84 33 12
130 Ok, I admit I was wrong - 'Air Bee and Bee' is not the same thing after all. 1.4394 0.06108 132 90 26 16
131 Yep, I'm the new queen. They wanted an outsider. 1.4394 0.06108 132 90 26 16
132 The diagnosis...I have hives... 1.4375 0.05947 128 85 30 13
133 I booked it on AirBeeNBee. 1.4375 0.06348 128 89 22 17
134 Well, there's a great sense of community here and I'm keeping busy. It's all good. 1.4365 0.05462 126 79 39 8
135 Sorry, my research comes first. 1.4365 0.05690 126 81 35 10
136 I can't talk long or the queen will get suspicious. 1.4359 0.05870 117 75 33 9
137 Most people find it difficult to get close to me. 1.4359 0.06116 117 77 29 11
138 Sure, it's roomier. But the anthill is closer to downtown. 1.4355 0.05753 124 80 34 10
139 The queen asked me to dinner. 1.4355 0.05638 124 79 36 9
140 And all this time I thought it was tinnitus. 1.4355 0.06086 124 83 28 13
141 I'm going to surprise Pooh. It'll be funny. 1.4355 0.05866 124 81 32 11
142 Let me buzz you in. 1.4355 0.06297 124 85 24 15
143 I can verify that each individual is busy and contributing. 1.4344 0.05818 122 79 33 10
144 I know I don't look exactly like my picture... 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
145 My GPS really screwed up this time. 1.4309 0.05782 123 80 33 10
146 I wanted to see what the buzz was all about. 1.4309 0.05425 123 77 39 7
147 It'll never work, Sylvia. You're Jewish. I'm wasp. 1.4298 0.05964 121 80 30 11
148 I'm pretty sure this is worse than being in the doghouse. 1.4298 0.06516 121 85 20 16
149 I just think we should see other species. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
150 I lied when I said I needed more space. 1.4298 0.05729 121 78 34 9
151 How I got in here is beside the point. The bees want me out asap. 1.4298 0.06191 121 82 26 13
152 Could we forget the caption for now? Just get me out of here. 1.4286 0.06677 112 78 20 14
153 I asked myself THE question. 1.4250 0.06111 120 81 27 12
154 They're not as organized as one might think. 1.4237 0.06185 118 80 26 12
155 I've been getting some great buzz lately 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
156 My friends like your dress. 1.4224 0.05891 116 76 31 9
157 I'm in it for the honey 1.4224 0.06141 116 78 27 11
158 I told you I break out in hives. 1.4215 0.06613 121 87 17 17
159 No wi-fi and paper-thin walls, so no I won’t be using air bee & bee in the future 1.4215 0.05839 121 80 31 10
160 Your words actually sting more. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
161 I don't know how this happened, honey. I was reading Kafka and then suddenly . . . . 1.4202 0.06258 119 82 24 13
162 Buzzfeed starts here. You wouldn't believe what these drones come back with. 1.4202 0.05785 119 78 32 9
163 They made me queen for a day. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
164 Did you bring my epi-pen? 1.4174 0.06649 115 82 18 15
165 Could be worse - I used to be a piñata. 1.4174 0.06296 115 79 24 12
166 Well... yes I am the head bee keeper but how did you know? 1.4174 0.06174 115 78 26 11
167 Do you have an EpiPen? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
168 What makes you think I'm trying to hide from you? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
169 The rent is cheap, but the landlords are busybodies. 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
170 Oh, 'behave'... that makes more sense. 1.4144 0.06708 111 79 18 14
171 Whatever Kelly. In here I'm the queen. 1.4144 0.06459 111 77 22 12
172 I'm completely buzzed. 1.4144 0.06331 111 76 24 11
173 No, the buzzing isn't the worst part. 1.4144 0.05930 111 73 30 8
174 You look like my type, but I've been stung before. 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
175 I have a hive mentality 1.4144 0.05790 111 72 32 7
176 I thought all that buzzing was poor cell reception 1.4144 0.06200 111 75 26 10
177 I have a persistent buzzing in my ears. 1.4138 0.06252 116 80 24 12
178 Yeah. It stings. 1.4091 0.06098 110 74 27 9
179 I'm learning to just bee. 1.4074 0.06583 108 76 20 12
180 It's over, Mitzy. The queen's forgiven me and I need to be a father to my zillions of children. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
181 Sometimes, the bees keep you. 1.4074 0.06314 108 74 24 10
182 Yes, I know I'm supposed to be in the doghouse. I guess I got that wrong, too. 1.4057 0.06673 106 75 19 12
183 I'm part of an undercover sting operation. 1.4057 0.06398 106 73 23 10
184 Hi honey.......hi honey! 1.4057 0.05962 106 70 29 7
185 It's an air bee and bee 1.4057 0.06806 106 76 17 13
186 I have a great idea for your next hairstyle. 1.4057 0.06537 106 74 21 11
187 The doghouse was occupied. 1.4057 0.06537 106 74 21 11
188 To be or not to be a bee, is no longer the question. 1.4054 0.06573 111 79 19 13
189 I probably should have told you this sooner, but I'm a queen. 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
190 This whole local food movement has gotten out of hand. 1.4054 0.06188 111 76 25 10
191 Avoiding you?! That's insane, Margaret. You're being really insane now. 1.4054 0.06818 111 81 15 15
192 Please speak louder, there's a buzzing in my ears. 1.4000 0.05837 105 69 30 6
193 I don't think the queen likes me." 1.3981 0.06223 103 70 25 8
194 It's me, honey. 1.3981 0.06521 103 72 21 10
195 Honey, I can't hide it any longer; I'm a queen. 1.3981 0.06223 103 70 25 8
196 Well, YOU try finding an affordable one bedroom in San Francisco . 1.3981 0.06521 103 72 21 10
197 Can you very quietly get me a cigarette? 1.3981 0.06807 103 74 17 12
198 I knew you wouldn't understand. 1.3981 0.06666 103 73 19 11
199 Why yes! I am a white anglo-saxon protestant, why do you ask? 1.3981 0.06807 103 74 17 12
200 I told you that I am a WASP. 1.3981 0.06807 103 74 17 12
201 I'll buzz you in. 1.3981 0.06223 103 70 25 8
202 There are so few places a true WASP can feel comfortable today. 1.3981 0.06666 103 73 19 11
203 I've think I've figured out the answer to Hamlet's question. 1.3980 0.06917 98 70 17 11
204 I found it on Airbnbee. 1.3962 0.06659 106 76 18 12
205 I went through all the electrical and everything checks out, but I can't seem to locate that buzzing sound you were talking about. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
206 I'm a little buzzed 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
207 I'm only in it for the buzz. 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
208 I'm totally buzzed. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
209 I'll come home when the buzz wears off. 1.3960 0.06461 101 70 22 9
210 Lady, how this happened is none of your bee's wax. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
211 The doctor said it was the worst case of hives they'd even seen. 1.3960 0.06760 101 72 18 11
212 They say I'm the new face of apiculture. 1.3960 0.06306 101 69 24 8
213 Let me know when your mother leaves. 1.3960 0.06612 101 71 20 10
214 You're leaving me? Well that stings Helen, it really stings. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
215 Oh, after a while you don't even notice the bees; it's the bears that get you down. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
216 So this is why you asked me to wear a dress with flowers on it. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
217 It's a little cramped, but they say the schools are amazing. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
218 Her Majesty requires an appointment. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
219 I'd rather be in the doghouse 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
220 My healthcare plan dropped acupuncture. 1.3939 0.06228 99 67 25 7
221 ... and then one day the beekeeper becomes the beekept. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
222 Is Trump still in office? 1.3939 0.07007 99 72 15 12
223 They never complain that I work too much. 1.3939 0.06858 99 71 17 11
224 This was your third wish? Really? 1.3939 0.06706 99 70 19 10
225 It beats being Press Secretary. 1.3895 0.06906 95 68 17 10
226 That dress isn't working. Do you have one with sunflowers or lilacs? 1.3895 0.07376 95 71 11 13
227 I told you my family aren't typical wasps. 1.3895 0.06906 95 68 17 10
228 But I didn't lie on my dating profile. I said I was very WASPY guy. 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
229 No, actually I'm Jewish. 1.3878 0.05916 98 65 28 5
230 Date a WASP, they said. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
231 I told you I came from a large family of WASPs. 1.3854 0.07159 96 71 13 12
232 The doctor said this is the worst case of hives he has ever seen. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
233 What'd you learn from the birds? 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
234 Just seeing what all the buzz is about. 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
235 Yes, I am that Burt. 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
236 I'm sorry, the Queen's not here. May I take a message? 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
237 All I can hear is buzzing 1.3854 0.06347 96 66 23 7
238 For my third wish, I told the genie I wanted to be treated like royalty. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
239 Honestly Honey, the Queen and I are just good friends. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
240 I would advise against pissing me off, Louise. 1.3854 0.07004 96 70 15 11
241 What did you think I meant by WASP? 1.3854 0.06517 96 67 21 8
242 So I guess it's only cool when Jane Goodall does it. 1.3854 0.06846 96 69 17 10
243 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3854 0.06684 96 68 19 9
244 Who are you calling honey? 1.3830 0.06256 94 64 24 6
245 I said I won't sleep with you because you don't have enough MONEY 1.3830 0.06782 94 67 18 9
246 I can't leave now, they made me queen. 1.3830 0.07271 94 70 12 12
247 You knew I was a WASP. 1.3830 0.07112 94 69 14 11
248 It masks my tinnitus. 1.3830 0.06256 94 64 24 6
249 It's a long story. 1.3830 0.06611 94 66 20 8
250 To become a WASP, you must learn to think like one. 1.3830 0.06436 94 65 22 7
251 Jane Goodall faced a lot of skepticism at first, too. 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
252 Can't you see we're busy? 1.3763 0.06823 93 67 17 9
253 Oh, and it's all right when you spend the day with your WASP friends. 1.3763 0.06649 93 66 19 8
254 My profile photo might have been too tightly cropped. 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
255 Have you seen my EpiPen? 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
256 But it's in our price range AND it has a great view of the park. 1.3736 0.06376 91 63 22 6
257 Well, you don't exactly look like your dating profile picture, either. 1.3736 0.06748 91 65 18 8
258 Once you get your feet in the rest is easy. 1.3736 0.07101 91 67 14 10
259 This cartoon makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. 1.3736 0.07271 91 68 12 11
260 I'm transitioning. Can't you just be supportive? 1.3736 0.06565 91 64 20 7
261 Not until your mother leaves. 1.3708 0.06662 89 63 19 7
262 When you said "A swinging top floor conversion in a part of town that's been getting a lot of buzz lately." I pictured it differently. 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
263 I'll come out when your mother leaves. 1.3708 0.07035 89 65 15 9
264 I can't believe you found me. Did you really count to one hundred? 1.3704 0.07545 81 60 12 9
265 You're right, honey. I do tend to drone on. 1.3678 0.05921 87 58 26 3
266 If anyone calls, just tell them I'm busy. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
267 I got a job with Buzzfeed. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
268 I've learned to embrace my waspiness. 1.3678 0.06959 87 63 16 8
269 I'm flattered, but we both know moving back in together would just stir up a hornet's nest. 1.3678 0.06143 87 59 24 4
270 "You have to understand the 'hive mentality'. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
271 This will put us in the right district for her preschool. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
272 Well, I don't think YOU look like your Tinder picture either. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
273 I'm mostly worried about bears. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
274 You told me to mind my own beeswax. 1.3678 0.06563 87 61 20 6
275 Just let me know when your mother leaves. 1.3678 0.06764 87 62 18 7
276 Busy. You? 1.3678 0.07148 87 64 14 9
277 Oh, come on, Lisa. We hardly ever hang out with my friends. 1.3678 0.06356 87 60 22 5
278 So this dude tells me he has this pill that will guarantee a constant buzz. 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
279 Why can't you just buy a pinata like everyone else? 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
280 Now you can tell your father that you're engaged to a WASP. 1.3647 0.07642 85 65 9 11
281 It's time to come out as the raging queen that I am. 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
282 I identify as a bee. 1.3647 0.07266 85 63 13 9
283 Again, the queen's tweets speak for themselves. 1.3647 0.07266 85 63 13 9
284 I can explain. 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
285 To bee or not to bee--I chose the former. 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
286 Sorry I haven't called. I've been busy as a ... never mind. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
287 I'm sure I mentioned the hornet's nest in my family tree. 1.3647 0.05999 85 57 25 3
288 To taunt Mildred, the bees in her yard formed her old boyfriend's features out of wax. 1.3647 0.07070 85 62 15 8
289 I love your dress. 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
290 Reincarnation is real. Tell everyone. 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
291 The doctor thinks it may be tinnitus. 1.3605 0.06388 86 60 21 5
292 Meet me later under the porch. 1.3605 0.07193 86 64 13 9
293 Sigh. This feels like a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
294 Well, it beats spending time with your mother. 1.3571 0.07313 84 63 12 9
295 It's not as roomy as some affordable housing options but it comes stocked with food and its own security system. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
296 Honey? 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
297 This hammock looked more comfortable in the catalog. 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
298 I wanted to see what the buzz was all about. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
299 It's WASP, not hornet. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
300 I hate it when you break out in hives. 1.3571 0.07507 84 64 10 10
301 Wanna hear the latest buzz? 1.3571 0.06481 84 59 20 5
302 The ad said '...charming studio with 360 degree views', but never mentioned the roommate situation. 1.3571 0.06256 84 58 22 4
303 Relax, Honey, witness protection has assured our safety. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
304 Of course I'm being stung, Angela. But at least the bees never complain about the way I load the dishwasher. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
305 Working. You? 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
306 Why are you always such a buzzkill? 1.3537 0.07233 82 61 13 8
307 I'm part of a sting operation. 1.3537 0.07438 82 62 11 9
308 That's not the question. 1.3537 0.06803 82 59 17 6
309 When Buzzfeed included free housing in their offer, how could I refuse? 1.3537 0.06345 82 57 21 4
310 Yes, I'm Sting. Don't stand so close to me. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
311 Has your mother gone? 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
312 You look just like your profile picture. 1.3537 0.07021 82 60 15 7
313 It was a steal, but the shared bathroom is always swarmed. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
314 The good news is...I don't have tinnitus after all. 1.3537 0.05589 82 54 27 1
315 So much for plan Bee. 1.3537 0.06578 82 58 19 5
316 I think they have begun to accept me as one of their own. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
317 Just kiss me to break the spell and I'll pay for the bee stings, the Epipen and your Medic Alert bracelet. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
318 No, it's not in here. Check your bag again. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
319 I can't leave now. I just made drone. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
320 Would you mind getting the benadryl? 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
321 'Are you the girl who kicked the hornet's nest?' 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
322 I'm here to meet the queen. 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
323 The bee's knees, my ass...they wanted it all. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
324 I'm sorry. Could I bother you for a spoonful of Benadryl? 1.3500 0.07138 80 59 14 7
325 You technically get three wishes, but we highly recommend 'don't sting me' for the first one. 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
326 We're just a little busy right now. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
327 Just because I hang out with other wasps doesn't mean I don't appreciate your temple friends. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
328 And so instead of simply trying to save them, I became one. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
329 I've had just enough of you always being the Queen Bee 1.3500 0.06680 80 57 18 5
330 Have you seen my yellow jacket? 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
331 It's still bigger than a New York studio apartment. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
332 There's a reason I left you, honey. 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
333 Actually, it's less painful than going back to Washington. 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
334 You've never heard of a King bee? 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
335 Just keep walking. I'm working an undercover sting operation. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
336 Say, could you be a dear and grab my epipen? 1.3462 0.06276 78 54 21 3
337 Sure, it's smaller than the other apartments we've seen, but the 24hr security is terrific! 1.3462 0.06786 78 56 17 5
338 But honey, I'm in the middle of an undercover sting operation. 1.3462 0.07260 78 58 13 7
339 Well, you don't look like your profile photo either. 1.3462 0.07486 78 59 11 8
340 It’s over, I’ve found my queen 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
341 I'm the head of the colony. 1.3421 0.07848 76 59 8 9
342 I'll move back in the house when your mother moves out. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
343 Has your mother left yet? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
344 Think about how I feel. 1.3421 0.06637 76 54 18 4
345 I can't hear you, I have this weird buzzing in my ear. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
346 I said be-HAVE yourself. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
347 Absolutely love the dress. 1.3421 0.07848 76 59 8 9
348 I'm just saying, dressed like that you're kinda asking for it. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
349 What if I waive the broker's fee? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
350 I thought you said, ‘beehive yourself.’ 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
351 Staying busy, how about you? 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
352 I don't mean to be all weird about it, but I really could use my EpiPen sooner rather than later. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
353 I have to tell you - I don't think a kiss is gonna do it. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
354 Eat your heart out, micro-apartment hipsters. 1.3421 0.06896 76 55 16 5
355 Do you have any allergies? 1.3421 0.06367 76 53 20 3
356 Now you tell me about the birds. 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
357 Well, you don't look like your profile picture either. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
358 I'm through with all the lies and the pretense...I'm a queen. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
359 I wanted to live in a Waspier neighborhood. 1.3421 0.07146 76 56 14 6
360 Did you bring the EpiPen? 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
361 Must I get you out of every sticky situation? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
362 No, you buzz off. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
363 Don't you think you've taken this 'Small Houses' thing a little too far? 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
364 Out there I had no friends. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
365 Do the little dance to show me how to get home. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
366 It's Brooklyn; it's affordable. 1.3418 0.06951 79 58 15 6
367 When is your mother's visit over? 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
368 Still feel like bashing my face in? 1.3333 0.07672 75 58 9 8
369 I'll explain later, just go get my EpiPen. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
370 I'll buzz you in. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
371 Well, nice trick but can you do anything else? 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
372 Sometimes, the bees keep you. 1.3333 0.07433 75 57 11 7
373 Never seen a B type? 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
374 My profile said I was a Wasp. 1.3333 0.06932 75 55 15 5
375 Please bring me an epi-pen. 1.3333 0.07187 75 56 13 6
376 What? I'm nesting! 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
377 Who knew man-keeping was a bee thing? 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
378 That's right, I booked it through HairBeeNBee.com. 1.3288 0.07569 73 56 10 7
379 I also plan to float like a butterfly. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
380 They have accepted me as their queen. These are my people now. 1.3288 0.07816 73 57 8 8
381 'Money'? I thought you said get off your butt and make some 'honey.' 1.3288 0.06773 73 53 16 4
382 I think I might be adopted. 1.3288 0.06486 73 52 18 3
383 I finally feel at one with nature. 1.3288 0.07816 73 57 8 8
384 Honey, when you said there was a queen inside you, I had no idea. 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
385 What do you mean, ‘Tinnitus is the least of my issues’? 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
386 They'll never accept you because you're Catholic. 1.3288 0.07313 73 55 12 6
387 Home, I'm honey! 1.3288 0.07048 73 54 14 5
388 Sorry I can't hear you. I have this constant buzzing in my ears. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
389 It's a sting operation. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
390 Remember when I was your queen? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
391 I may have misrepresented myself on JDate and for this I apologize. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
392 Since you ask, I'd really like it if you'd bring me my epipen. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
393 I'm pretty much completely off grid now. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
394 You're no queen, Helen. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
395 To bee or not to bee-- I'm still deciding. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
396 Believe me, it wasn't easy. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
397 What'd you expect? The Cheshire cat? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
398 What else can I do to prove Russia's involvement? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
399 Please don't give me away. I'm part of a sting operation. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
400 Pretend you didn't see me. It's a sting operation. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
401 Honey, what did I say about bothering me at The Man Hive? 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
402 The Queen invited me. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
403 "...so I laughed and said, 'No, I don't believe in magic,' and, well, here we are. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
404 I realize that seeing me like this must sting a bit. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
405 Can we at least agree that the children will be raised as pollinators. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
406 Really bad case of hives. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
407 What do I have to do to get you to stay away from me? 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
408 Loraine, the best way to effect change is from inside the system. 1.3239 0.07967 71 56 7 8
409 Shhh...I'm playing hive and seek. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
410 No. I said I was feeling hornet. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
411 Hi, I'm Burt. I have a cosmetic line you'll love. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
412 Honey, this isn't what it looks like.. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
413 I can't wait to be an empty nester. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
414 I'm not avoiding you-I've just been really, really busy. 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
415 I serve a new queen now. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
416 Did you kill the spider? 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
417 This may sting a little. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
418 I told you to take it easy on the "Burt's Bees" products. Now look what happened. 1.3239 0.05942 71 49 21 1
419 I can safely say, "Honey I'm home. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
420 Well, if I did have a body and if I didn't live in a beehive, would you go out with me? 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
421 That is the question. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
422 It gives me a real sense of community. 1.3239 0.06585 71 51 17 3
423 I'm not going to the doctor. It's one hive, not hives. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
424 That's not what I meant by "Plan B" 1.3239 0.06272 71 50 19 2
425 What makes you think that I don't want to talk about it? 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
426 Then I told the genie that I wanted to have a queen and thousands of servants. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
427 You were right, honey. That buzzing sound I kept hearing really was all in my head. 1.3239 0.07445 71 54 11 6
428 Have they left yet. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
429 Now listen carefully. Go into my laboratory and bring me the formula for "attracting money". I think there may be a typo. 1.3239 0.07711 71 55 9 7
430 I CANNOT CAPTION A CARTOON THAT DOES NOT SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING (WEEK AFTER WEEK)? Please respond and correct this flaw in the system. 1.3239 0.08692 71 59 1 11
431 It's small, and temporary, but the rent is too low to pass on, and I really feel part of a community here. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
432 I'm simply saying 'Don't quit while you're a head.' 1.3194 0.07616 72 56 9 7
433 I'm afraid I have a natural tendency to drone on. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
434 I think I preferred the dog house. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
435 Your mother will handle the birds part. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
436 This is still better than being in the house with your mother. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
437 Maybe YOU'RE a disembodied face protruding from a hornets' nest. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
438 You know, "Hive Mentality" is a lot more nuanced than people think. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
439 I'll never work out. Your family is Jewish and, well, I'm a WASP. 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
440 Well, if you took the entire tab, that would certainly explain the hallucination. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
441 If you were old enough to know who John Belushi was, you'd think this was funny. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
442 Maybe I'm just not as ambitious as Spiderman. 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
443 Have you seen my keys? 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
444 The doctor said it was hives. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
445 I just feel safer in here. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
446 You don't look like your profile pic, either. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
447 No, dear, I'm no longer a beekeeper. The bees are keeping me now. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
448 It’s surprisingly roomy for a City studio and you can’t beat the Central Park view. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
449 I'll give you a buzz. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
450 So what did you think when you married a WASP? 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
451 It's QUEEN Larry, now. 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
452 I can't wait to become an empty nester. 1.3188 0.06999 69 51 14 4
453 What really stings, Brooke, is the way you spurn my affection. 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
454 Have you seen my yellow jacket, honey? 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
455 Karen, I've been living a lie – this is the real me 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
456 Maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday you'll agree that we're just too different. 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
457 The queen and I are just friends. Nothing more, I swear. 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
458 Who's the queen bee now? 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
459 So, long story short, I've been doing really well since we broke up. 1.3188 0.06688 69 50 16 3
460 Airbnb said it had a huge buzz factor. 1.3143 0.06914 70 52 14 4
461 ... And then I said, 'Take me to your leader!' 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
462 Thank god—I thought you were the bear again. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
463 Is it too soon to call you 'honey'? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
464 What DID you mean when you told me to mind my own beeswax? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
465 I got caught in a sting operation. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
466 Wanna get a buzz on? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
467 Can't you just buy it from a farmers market like everyone else? 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
468 We have plenty of workers and drones, but we need a queen. 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
469 Did Mueller call? 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
470 They respect me up here, and that's "Queen" Gary to you, Helen 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
471 With all the extra ear wax I barely notice the buzzing. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
472 Tell them I'm coming down with hives. 1.3134 0.07729 67 52 9 6
473 I suppose you came to see what all the buzz is about. 1.3134 0.06795 67 49 15 3
474 I booked it through AirB&B. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
475 They don't like it when you call me 'honey.' 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
476 It's the bears I'm worried about, not the bees! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
477 "Honey?"... Don't you "Honey" me! 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
478 It's all part of the tiny house charm. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
479 I'm getting hives. 1.3134 0.06454 67 48 17 2
480 Or you could just accept the subpoena. 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
481 Yeah, my family is pretty WASPy. 1.3134 0.07431 67 51 11 5
482 Remember when I said nothing could be worse than that time I got trapped in an ant hill? 1.3134 0.07120 67 50 13 4
483 This is the worst case of hives I've ever had. 1.3088 0.06710 68 50 15 3
484 I'm here for three nights, it's an AirBnB. 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
485 So, can I take you out for a coffee or are you gonna leave me hanging? 1.3088 0.07030 68 51 13 4
486 Honey it's probably not a good idea for you to come in wearing that floral print. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
487 Well, your profile had just a head shot too. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
488 The birds I get. It's the bees I'm still working on. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
489 You wouldn't happen to have a smoke, would you? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
490 Avoiding you? Yes. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
491 When the fairy asked me, "To bee or not to bee," I didn't thoroughly understand the question. 1.3077 0.08182 65 52 6 7
492 It's my new concept -- Air Bee & Bee. 1.3077 0.07882 65 51 8 6
493 Don't you 'honey' me! 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
494 It's in my price range and they allow pets. 1.3077 0.08182 65 52 6 7
495 I told you I'm a W.A.S.P.; don't be a buzzkill. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
496 I just think something like "sweetie" might be less confusing. 1.3077 0.07571 65 50 10 5
497 It's roomier than it looks. 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
498 When you said 'buzz off,' I took you literally. 1.3077 0.06550 65 47 16 2
499 Go ahead, punch me! 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
500 I got caught up in all the buzz. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
501 I had to see what all the buzz was about. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
502 We might as well embrace our WASP heritage. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
503 It's small, but my roommates do all of the housework. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
504 Having hundreds of workers report to me directly is going to really help me develop senior management skills. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
505 Look, I know you're getting tired of just hanging out, but hanging out is what I do. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
506 None of your beeswax. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
507 They give me a buzz. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
508 I wasn't joking when I said I come from a WASPy family 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
509 To bee or not to bee - I finally answered the question! 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
510 They're planning something for the bear. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
511 Free waxing for life 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
512 Sorry, the queen will not see you today. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
513 They want one thousand pounds of honey in small jars delivered here by tomorrow night, or they said you'll never see me again. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
514 What did you think I meant when I said I was buzzed? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
515 I found it on Airbnbee. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
516 They understand me here. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
517 Well, you said you wanted to marry a WASP! 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
518 A piñata I'm not. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
519 CAN YOU SCRATCH MY NOSE ? 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
520 Well, your online dating profile was a little misleading too! 1.3016 0.06252 63 45 17 1
521 I said behave honey, not beehive! 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
522 No, you beehave. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
523 Yes, I'm the head beekeeper. How may I be of assistance? 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
524 The doctor said not to worry, it's only hives. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
525 Just...looking for my comb, honey. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
526 There's a real hive mentality here. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
527 Even in my dreams, I was always the Queen. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
528 They made me a better offer. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
529 Do you have anything with black and yellow horizontal stripes? It's pretty important. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
530 I crave a different kind of buzz. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
531 This may sting a little. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
532 You know how people say "nothing stings like the truth?" Well, they're wrong. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
533 She treats me like a king. 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
534 It’s supposed to be better than acupuncture. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
535 Because it's on a quiet, tree-lined street, and it's rent-controlled. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
536 All I am saying is give bees a chance. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
537 But the good news is that I found my wallet. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
538 I told you not to book online. 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
539 I know, I thought Bumble was just your average dating app too. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
540 You are taller than you look in your profile pictures 1.3016 0.08043 63 50 7 6
541 I realize now that I should have asked a few more questions before saying I’d be willing to role play. 1.3016 0.08356 63 51 5 7
542 It's cheaper than acupuncture. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
543 Well, my ad did say you'd be dating a WASP. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
544 I'm in witness protection. 1.3016 0.06649 63 46 15 2
545 Also, bees don't have knees. Who knew. 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
546 I'm not in a cult; I'm in a colony. 1.3016 0.07718 63 49 9 5
547 Oh, and I suppose YOUR online profile is 100% true? 1.3016 0.07024 63 47 13 3
548 I think I found Jimmy Hoffa. 1.2985 0.07672 67 53 8 6
549 It's not that bad, just a little buzzing in my ears. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
550 I know you also call me "honey", but they mean it. 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
551 The drone in here is almost unbearable. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
552 I thought you should know that I'm bee-sexual 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
553 I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours 1.2951 0.08539 61 50 4 7
554 You kicked me out. They took me in. End of story. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
555 My hive, my rules. No girls allowed. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
556 Buzz off Brenda. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
557 Why do you always assume it's my fault? 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
558 It's the only 1 BR we can afford in this neighborhood. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
559 I SAID...It's NONE of your Beeswax! 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
560 So what, I'm just a drone. But I don't have to work, they feed me, and I have relations with the queen at my leisure. Your move honey. 1.2951 0.08539 61 50 4 7
561 You'd prefer a toad? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
562 Oh, I see, you actually said behave. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
563 I've put up with your droning for years. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
564 The queen in this house doesn't yell at me. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
565 Are you sure your parents don't mind you dating a wasp? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
566 "Don't be a buzz kill, Beatrice". 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
567 My mother left, you can come out now 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
568 Marry me and you'll live like a queen. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
569 Because they think I'm cool, that's why. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
570 No, I have found another queen! 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
571 You and your stinging wit. 'Behive yourself, honey!' And now this! 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
572 You should update your profile picture. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
573 Did you bring the EpiPen? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
574 Where did you think WASPS came from? 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
575 Selfless cooperation, brilliant symmetrical designs, and all the honey I can eat. That's why. 1.2951 0.08539 61 50 4 7
576 'It's my new mancave.' 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
577 Stop referring to it as a cult, Charlotte. 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
578 You can't convince them you're the queen. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
579 I misspelled Airbnb. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
580 One minute, I'll see if he's here. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
581 It's not as sweet of a location as you would think. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
582 Can I go back to the doghouse? 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
583 The bees won't be a problem, will they? 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
584 Say she's not the fairest of them all? Fine. Bounce one rent check at Magic Mirror On The Wall? This. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
585 It's a lot roomier inside than you would think. 1.2951 0.06335 61 44 16 1
586 Yeah, maybe I am a little too deep into this backyard bee thing. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
587 I got the bees part nailed, next it's the birds. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
588 Your preference said SWM WASP. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
589 Honestly, I'm happier here. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
590 Oh… I thought you said honey beehive yourself. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
591 Would you like to be pollinated? 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
592 You say drone like it's a bad thing. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
593 At least they accept me for who I am. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
594 I come from a long line of WASPs. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
595 Honey, the queen and I are just friends. 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
596 I will grant you three wishes, but they have to be about bees. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
597 If he can be president, why can't I be queen bee? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
598 shhh, I'm playing hide and seek with the kids. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
599 ...and I'm Burt. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
600 To Bee or Not to Bee was the question... I chose to Bee. 1.2951 0.07146 61 46 12 3
601 Does "farm to table" mean nothing to you anymore? 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
602 Hey Honey, I've been looking everywhere for you 1.2951 0.06753 61 45 14 2
603 It's QUEEN Larry, now. 1.2951 0.07873 61 48 8 5
604 A stinging reply is not funny! 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
605 You seem to be closing off in our relationship. 1.2951 0.07518 61 47 10 4
606 "Look on page three of the Beekeepers instruction manual for me quick"! 1.2951 0.08213 61 49 6 6
607 They call me the bee whisperer. 1.2923 0.07507 65 51 9 5
608 We'll be safe from the immigrants in here. The wasps will never let them in the neighbourhood. 1.2903 0.08094 62 50 6 6
609 Oh, this? It's just a mild case of hives. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
610 Welcome to my manhive. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
611 Let me guess; you're allergic. 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
612 What do you mean Winnie the Pooh is not real? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
613 Okay, yeah, I'm a little buzzed. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
614 Honey, there's something hive been meaning to tell you 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
615 I self-identify as their queen. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
616 Now let's go find a nest and I'll teach you about the birds. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
617 Remember when you said ... for better or worse. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
618 Please let me bee. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
619 They understand me. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
620 Sure I'm a bit conservative. But waspy? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
621 Yes, I had told you that you'd always be my queen, but I have moved on. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
622 When I told you I was a wasp, I meant it literally. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
623 Have your parents left yet? 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
624 Let me guess, you're wondering where the rest of my body is. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
625 Wasp's up? 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
626 This is how Jane Goodall started. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
627 I know it stings, but I'm finally where I beelong. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
628 Pardon my reticence. I've been stung before. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
629 It's not bad for New York, I only have 2 million roommates. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
630 Go ahead then, slap me. I dare ya! 1.2881 0.08392 59 48 5 6
631 None of your beeswax. 1.2881 0.08734 59 49 3 7
632 Our plan is working - they don't suspect a thing. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
633 If you must know, I'm involved in a sting operation. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
634 I know its small, but we can actually afford it! 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
635 Well then don't swipe right before seeing the full body pic. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
636 To bee or not to bee? That is my question. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
637 There are times in our marriage when I need to be a drone. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
638 I've fallen in love with the Queen. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
639 I feel right at home with the drones. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
640 I've had enough... honey. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
641 So you say I can't be the Queen Bee. Now who's being sexist? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
642 I always wanted to be queen. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
643 I found this place on Air BeeNBee 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
644 Does this mean you can't pick up the kids? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
645 I'm embracing my WASP heritage. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
646 Kissing a frog seemed a bit cliche. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
647 The queen is in. May I ask who's calling? 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
648 She makes me feel like a king. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
649 It's small but the rent's good 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
650 Nelson, come down from there! I think that you're taking this Citizen Scientist hobby a bit too far. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
651 Talk louder. I can't hear you over the buzz. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
652 It probably IS the peyote talking, but we should still totally make out. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
653 so I guess you do have bees in your bonnet after all 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
654 Would you rather I were a corporate drone? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
655 Your profile said you were looking for a man who was a little dangerous. 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
656 Beheaded. Bee-headed. Either way it's a very serious condition 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
657 The queen's busy – can I take a message? 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
658 We overthrew the Queen 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
659 At 2400$ a month this B Loft is priced to move!! 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
660 Of course I'm not cross-pollinating! 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
661 I come from a long line of New England wasps. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
662 We both know how this ends. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
663 I do love you. I just don't feel ready to move in together. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
664 Now it's your turn to hide. 1.2881 0.07664 59 46 9 4
665 Can you stop calling me honey... 1.2881 0.06419 59 43 15 1
666 Been a tough couple of weeks, frankly. 1.2881 0.07273 59 45 11 3
667 Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes; it buzzes for thee. 1.2881 0.08037 59 47 7 5
668 Come on, big hug. 1.2857 0.06948 63 48 12 3
669 It's not what it looks like. She means nothing to me. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
670 But enough about bees... 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
671 This is still better than having dinner with your mother 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
672 At this point, I'd rather live under a monarchy. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
673 Could you please bring me my yellow jacket? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
674 Do you hear a buzzing? 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
675 I'm sorry, honey, but I'm transitioning into a queen. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
676 I'm their queen now. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
677 Can't talk. I'm busy. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
678 Because she treats me like a king, Bernice. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
679 It's on the smaller side, but a great place to raise thousands of children. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
680 Yes, your online profile said you were sweet and a real keeper...but somehow I pictured you differently. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
681 But you're probably tired of hearing about my larvae - what's happening with you? 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
682 It's bigger on the inside. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
683 It started as a casual hello to the queen as she flew by. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
684 Just back off. I never lied to you about being a WASP. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
685 I prayed that I'd come back as a W.A.S.P. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
686 There's no way to sugarcoat this. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
687 Can I go in the doghouse now? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
688 This place gives me hives. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
689 Sorry, but I've always wanted to be a queen. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
690 Oh... I always thought it was, "Bee all you can bee." 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
691 Don't take this personally, but I'm not sure I'm ready to move in together yet. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
692 Busy?, my foot! They're all sitting around drinking pina coladas! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
693 The buzzing helps me relax. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
694 I just wanted to see what the buzz is all about. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
695 Come on in and we can pollinate. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
696 That's the question I keep asking myself. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
697 "Not to bee", that's the answer! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
698 Well, the queen is a bit bossy, but hey...free honey! 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
699 I did say I come from a family of Wasps. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
700 I like the sense of community here. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
701 Thanks, but I'm not sure "going the piñata route" is the best solution here. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
702 Sorry honey, my phone was on vibrate. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
703 Mr. Spicer, it's really time that we faced the media. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
704 They made me their king. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
705 Actually I found it on Airbnb. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
706 It's the newest thing: a man hive. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
707 This is my home. I was adopted. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
708 I just like my honey to be locally sourced, that's all. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
709 You told me to buzz off. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
710 I would treat you like a queen. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
711 The sarcasm stings , but it feels authentic when they call me, "Honey." 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
712 "Not to bee", that's the answer! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
713 I should probably update my profile photo. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
714 Remember that problem I told you I have with hives. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
715 Not now Honey, I'm buzzy. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
716 Internship at Buzzfeed 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
717 Boy! I've never seen the housing market this tight! 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
718 I'll tell you who appreciates me Jill; they do! 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
719 Dont worry, I'm just Queen for a day. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
720 I had to see what all the buzz was about. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
721 Yes, that is the question. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
722 What is it? We're very busy. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
723 Didn't you read my dating profile? It said, 'WASP male, seeking single WASP female.' 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
724 It's much roomier on the inside. 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
725 There's no place like comb. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
726 Yes Helen, I finally solved my gender issues, I am the Queen. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
727 I gave up the bottle like you asked, but I just can't give up the buzz. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
728 They made me their queen. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
729 Let me know when your mother leaves. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
730 ... and then I asked myself: "To bee or not to bee?" 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
731 It's a little crowded, but all in all, it's actually quite sweet. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
732 Now you tell me about the birds. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
733 Jeez Sharon, why is everything I want to do with you dumb or stupid or deeply unsettling and physically impossible? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
734 Bee headed? It's better than beheaded. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
735 Actually they're hornets. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
736 I'm sorry, but your profile picture is a bit misleading. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
737 Once I knew about the birds, I just had to find out about the bees. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
738 Take me down, Helen. Now I’ve got to learn about the birds. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
739 Nice knees! 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
740 You're right. I never should have left the Huff Post for Buzzfeed. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
741 Well, now you know... 1.2807 0.06505 57 42 14 1
742 I was seeing what all the buzz was about." 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
743 It's less stressful than the office... 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
744 I'm in advertising. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
745 It's none of your beeswax where I've been. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
746 I'm only two kisses away from becoming Prince Charming. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
747 Considering the proximity to Central Park, the rent isn't so bad. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
748 I just wanted to see what all the buzz was about. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
749 Oh, busy. And you? 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
750 I hate heights, the bees won't listen, and winter is brutal— but, I have weekends off, and I am my own boss. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
751 Doesn't get more organic than this. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
752 My genetic test says I'm actually a wasp. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
753 The good news is, my back doesn't hurt anymore. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
754 And then I get this continuous buzzing in my ears.... 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
755 C'mon, honey. You always knew I was a WASP. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
756 Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a wasp! 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
757 I don’t know maybe 'slightly' buzzed. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
758 Why don't you buzz off. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
759 What about my Tinder profile is misleading, exactly? 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
760 There's nothing anti-Semitic about it—I just prefer wasps. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
761 I just want to see what all the buzz is about. 1.2807 0.06005 57 41 16 0
762 I think I took your honey-do list too seriously. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
763 The Queen will see you now. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
764 I'm going to be a bit late tonight. The queen's in one of her moods again. 1.2807 0.08209 57 46 6 5
765 It meant nothing! You're my true queen. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
766 Hello. I'm Burt. 1.2807 0.08582 57 47 4 6
767 Take a chance on me...I'm a keeper. 1.2807 0.07818 57 45 8 4
768 This is the 'for worse' part. 1.2807 0.07406 57 44 10 3
769 I just needed some bee time. 1.2807 0.06970 57 43 12 2
770 Manhive. 1.2759 0.07293 58 45 10 3
771 It's not you, it's me. Definitely me. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
772 Honey it's swarm in here. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
773 So what's all the buzz? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
774 White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. How about you? 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
775 They've finally accepted me as one of their own 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
776 I like to think of myself as being the Jane Goodall of bees 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
777 It's the latest in Airbnbees. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
778 To bee or not to bee is my question. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
779 It's a totally different experience from what you would imagine. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
780 At least they accept me as who I am, Diane. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
781 No. I'm not mad. Why? 1.2727 0.08783 55 46 3 6
782 And stop calling me "Honey." 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
783 Sorry, I'm busy. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
784 ' I'm downsizing.' 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
785 At least THIS Queen appreciates me! 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
786 Guess what? I'm not allergic anymore! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
787 I've not a fear of commitment as much as a colony collapse disorder. 1.2727 0.08783 55 46 3 6
788 Wait, you said "behave"? 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
789 I said I wouldn't get drunk. I never said I wouldn't get buzzed. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
790 We just gotta stop meeting like this...and not crazy about those shoes... 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
791 Yes, I do have a far above average size head for a hornet. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
792 I told you I was busy 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
793 You'll always be my queen. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
794 It's a new form of meditation in which you focus on beeing. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
795 'Somehow I went from being a drone to a queen.' 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
796 Please, spare me the I-told-you-so. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
797 Emily was trying one of the new dating apps... 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
798 Before you come in, there's something I should tell you: my family is a bit... different. 1.2727 0.06593 55 41 13 1
799 Behave? I thought you asked me to beehive. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
800 "Believe me, the honey tastes better when you get it directly from the hive". 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
801 'To bee or not to bee''. That must be the question. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
802 They want the ransom paid in honey. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
803 Look at it this way: If you're the nesting type, I'm your guy. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
804 I've been busy as a bee...you? 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
805 It's called Air Bee and Bee. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
806 Oh! I thought you said beeHIVE yourself. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
807 It's a really bad case of hives. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
808 No, you misunderstood. I said you need to behave yourself! 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
809 I'll need you to buzz me in. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
810 A bit of appreciation would be nice. I've been working on this "Hi Honey" gag all day! 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
811 You can come out now. My mother left. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
812 If you don't bother them, they won't sting you. 1.2727 0.06061 55 40 15 0
813 It's the only authentic way to consume honey. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
814 The bees are fake news. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
815 You do have to admit that I, at least look like my profile picture. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
816 Considering the severity of your bee stings, our relationship appears to be doomed. 1.2727 0.07085 55 42 11 2
817 I said the doghouse. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
818 At home, I'm merely your stay-at-home husband. In here, I'm the queen. 1.2727 0.07545 55 43 9 3
819 Oh. When you said queen, I assumed you meant drag. 1.2727 0.07979 55 44 7 4
820 It's not you, it's the bees. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
821 Are you sure that this is the best the Witness Protection Program can come up with? 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
822 I'm not coming out until you call me "honey" 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
823 Men have a nesting instinct too. Mine's insectual. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
824 Try killing my buzz now 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
825 you got full custody of the kids, our dog every other weekend, the house, our vacation villa and now you want the beehive? I don't think so honey! 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
826 Ok, maybe I'm not the best husband, Doris. But how many women can say they're married to the No. 1 ranked Hide-and-Seek player in the world? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
827 Your floral dress is enraging them. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
828 Honey, this is about self-transformation 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
829 What did you expect when you married a W.A.S.P.? 1.2642 0.08996 53 45 2 6
830 Just be careful what you say at the press briefings is all l,m saying ! 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
831 I decided I would rather be close to Mother Nature than your mother. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
832 They started at my feet; so I guess this is goodbye my love. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
833 Actually getting in here was the easy part.... 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
834 "Just don't call me honey". 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
835 It's an Airbnb. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
836 Why do you think I'm avoiding you? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
837 My torso is in an anthill. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
838 Ooooooh! You said "behave?" 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
839 What can I say? I like being part of a community. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
840 Want to hear the latest buzz? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
841 What's the Buzzword? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
842 You just can't believe how busy I've been. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
843 It just seems like whenever I let someone get close, they get hurt. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
844 Kafka put me here! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
845 Has your mother gone home yet? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
846 I'm calling it the secret life of Steve. 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
847 The queen made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
848 If it has anything to do with cross-pollination, then yes I can grant your wish. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
849 There is such a sense of belonging. And SHE doesn't judge me. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
850 It's Trump's new Habitat for Humanity Program. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
851 You're not as sweet as you look. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
852 Did you bring the birds? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
853 I thought you told me to buzz off. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
854 I decided to bee, rather than not to bee, but I'm not sure that was the best decision. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
855 They keep telling me it's the worst case of hives they've ever seen. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
856 Did you buzz? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
857 I love you too, but it's rent-controlled. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
858 I found it on Air-Be-a-Bee. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
859 I just listed the place on AirBee&Bee. 1.2642 0.08996 53 45 2 6
860 I'm a keeper. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
861 I told you honey, buzz off! 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
862 Now we can't go out tonight. You're such a buzzkill. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
863 I hope our explanation of the birds and the bees comports with a Creationists version of "science". 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
864 We should talk to the realtor again about our minimum requirements. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
865 I have hives. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
866 I'm searching for my inner beeing 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
867 I remember when the dog house was enough. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
868 It's none of your bees' wax, that's what! 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
869 It's an air bee and bee 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
870 I really like being licked by bears 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
871 I call it 'Plan Bee.' 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
872 Perhaps I owe you an explanation. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
873 Her majesty will see you now 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
874 It's definitely easier to get into than out of... 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
875 Now you know the truth... I'm a Drag Queen. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
876 I'm just checking to see they comply with their "Certified Organic" designation. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
877 Is this 'bad boy' enough for you? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
878 So, it's true. Your mother is a witch. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
879 Sorry Alice, I'm not the Cheshire Cat---buzz off. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
880 If you find yourself at a drugstore pick up some calamine lotion. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
881 Yes, there is a King Bee. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
882 The honey-making is really the only tricky part. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
883 It's a long story. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
884 "Honey" means different things to different people. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
885 I know the bugger who stung me is in here somewhere. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
886 Well, did you find my EpiPen? 1.2642 0.08583 53 44 4 5
887 Could I give you a buzz sometime? 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
888 What can I say? She just gets me. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
889 Haven't you always wanted to be queen for a day? 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
890 You've never heard of Kafka? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
891 My doctor says it's the worst case of hives that s he has ever seen. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
892 You're the bee's knees! I'm the bee's face! 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
893 So now they have a KING. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
894 Nah, I ain't complaining-- it just sorta defeats the purpose of witness protection. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
895 Your profile said you were a WASP. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
896 It was a laboratory experiment to save the Bees that went terribly wrong. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
897 This might be bad timing but could you put a little sunscreen on my nose? 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
898 The hive mind approves of those shoes with that dress. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
899 I thought you said 'Show me the honey.' 1.2642 0.08996 53 45 2 6
900 I'm busy. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
901 I couldn't resist the lure of the hive mind. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
902 Well, my profile did say I was in upper management at a multi-level organization. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
903 Well for one, my tinnitus is gone. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
904 This is the last time I stay at an AirBeeNBee. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
905 I can't talk now, Lydia. The Queen awaits. 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
906 I told you I was madder than a hornet. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
907 The doghouse was better. 1.2642 0.07204 53 41 10 2
908 I'm pretty buzzed. 1.2642 0.06681 53 40 12 1
909 I know you can't stand my mother but she's only staying with us for one week, for God's sake! 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
910 I am minding my own beeswax 1.2642 0.08149 53 43 6 4
911 The ad did say that side-effects may include hives. 1.2642 0.07691 53 42 8 3
912 Sorry Judith, I only date WASPS. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
913 Honey, I'm home! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
914 Tell the IRS agent I'm not here! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
915 Yes, but I'm saving so much on rent. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
916 Do you still think I'm a buzz killer? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
917 Now you see what all the buzz is about. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
918 You've always known that I hate picnics. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
919 Mother never told me about those low-hanging fruit !!! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
920 Above all, be yourself. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
921 I'm hivernating. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
922 Sure, there could be some stinging involved but think of all the free honey. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
923 Honey, I can explain... 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
924 At least I don't have to watch the news anymore. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
925 Can I please just go back to sleeping on the couch? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
926 I'm generating a lot of buzz 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
927 I've been thinking we should move in together. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
928 Singularly the worst case of hives the doctor had ever seen. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
929 Sorry, I've been busy. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
930 I do drone on, don't I? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
931 I feel a swarm of emotions. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
932 I see you in there with your other honey! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
933 There's been a lot of buzz around my new tiny house. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
934 I knew you were a WASP! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
935 I think we should pollinate other people. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
936 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
937 Before I come down, do you remember where I left the EpiPen? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
938 Please tell me you are not The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
939 And you thought "Alice in Wonderful Land" was scary! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
940 You're such a buzzkill. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
941 My doctor said it's the worst case of hives he ever saw. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
942 Don't you dare call me honey 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
943 If you're looking for a drone, I can make myself available. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
944 Ummmmmm, you really should have called first. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
945 Yes, Margaret, this is the source of all buzzwords. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
946 You knew I was a WASP when you married me, Consuela. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
947 It's roomier than I thought. Let's take it. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
948 It sounds worse than it is. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
949 Okay, I confess. I'm a queen. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
950 My hives are back. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
951 The doctor says I have hives. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
952 I always hated when you call me honey. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
953 Could I interest you in some organic, vegan, gluten, hormone, and antibiotic free honey? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
954 What did you think I meant when I wrote wasp on my profile? 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
955 It helps my arthritis. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
956 Every year it's harder and harder to be a WASP. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
957 It's none of your beeswax! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
958 They're busy. Would you like to leave a message? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
959 You never wanted to marry a wasp! 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
960 What happened to the dog house? 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
961 It'll never work. You're Italian and I'm, well, you know. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
962 Little help here?! 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
963 Worst piñata ever. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
964 We think the dress makes you look fat. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
965 If Trump can be President, I can be Queen. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
966 Has your mother left yet? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
967 We're both WASP's - I'm just willing to own up to it. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
968 I'm sorry, but I feel needed here. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
969 I would rather put up with these bees for a week than your Mother!! 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
970 Get the Epipen; they're about to make me their queen! 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
971 You knew I was a WASP when you married me. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
972 What does a nice Jewish girl like you see in a WASP like me? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
973 Of course I can tell you what the buzz is all about. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
974 First time in an Airbnb? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
975 I don't know if we can be together. You're not a WASP. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
976 I'm sorry, the queen bee position has already been taken. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
977 When you called me 'Honey,' I remember thinking, 'What a bizarre metaphor!' 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
978 Either you're with them, or against them. 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
979 Still working on that sting operation? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
980 Believe me, there's been quite a buzz about us around here. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
981 I spent last week with the birds. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
982 I told you when I left you I needed my space. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
983 White, yes. Anglo Saxon, yes but I'm actually Catholic. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
984 Now I know why you only posted a headshot on your dating profile. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
985 Get me the Benadryl. My hives are back. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
986 What really stings is the HOA fees. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
987 Sorry honey, she's a queen. 1.2549 0.06163 51 38 13 0
988 Fine. I’ll switch to agave nectar. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
989 It's called a sting, Gretchen. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
990 It turns out the spells in the Harry Potter books work but you have to get them exactly right. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
991 Remember “The Fly,” that movie where Jeff Goldblum screwed up a science experiment? Well, I . . . . 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
992 Hold on, l think she's upstairs. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
993 Can't you see I'm busy? 1.2549 0.06770 51 39 11 1
994 Tell me it's not just about the honey. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
995 Well, you did tell me to buzz off. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
996 That dress looks ridiculous. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
997 You buzzed? 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
998 You told me to embrace my inner queen. 1.2549 0.07843 51 41 7 3
999 No, ouch I'm never ouch coming home ouch and for your ouch information they are not ouch bees, they're ouch hornets. 1.2549 0.07326 51 40 9 2
1000 Your Bumble profile didn't say anything about a pollen allergy. 1.2549 0.08328 51 42 5 4
1001 I still live with my mother. We all do. 1.2453 0.07079 53 42 9 2
1002 An empty nest at last. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1003 I bought the Queen-for-a-Day package. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1004 Apparently a wicked witch does not like to be called honey. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1005 It's the getting out that's the hard part. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1006 The doghouse was occupied. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1007 Me? I'm studying sudden bee colony collapse. Why do you ask? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1008 Would you rather I have a man cave? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1009 They'll return my torso if we stop eating honey. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1010 Tiny houses are all the buzz these days. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1011 The next time we fight I think I'd prefer the doghouse 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1012 It's kind of like acupuncture but cheaper! 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1013 Did you see my EpiPen®? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1014 Please quit calling me "honey." 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1015 You knew I was a WASP when you married me, Consuela. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1016 It's surprisingly roomy, the rent's not bad, and the park views are sensational. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1017 If Donald Trump can be president, why can't I be the King of bees? 1.2449 0.09463 49 43 0 6
1018 I always called you honey but I didn't think you took me serious. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1019 Are you now convinced I'm a keeper? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1020 Top secret sting operation. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1021 Stop searching for imaginary red flags. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1022 You don't look like your profile pic. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1023 But all of my friends' wives let them have manhives. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1024 'I've got SUCH a buzz on.' 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1025 Not all WASPs are this tightly wrapped 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1026 My roommates think you're a bit of a buzzkill. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1027 Did you remember the Epi-Pen? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1028 It's my man hive. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1029 I've converted. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1030 Could you scratch my nose? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1031 At least Donald Trump can't reach me here. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1032 It's not you. It's just that I break out in hives whenever we're together. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1033 With the hives, it must be an allergic reaction. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1034 Hive been expecting you. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1035 What? Haven't you ever played hive and seek? 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1036 Beats being in the doghouse. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1037 They have free Wi-Fi. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1038 That medication for chronic hives--get rid of it. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1039 To be fair, my profile did say "Wasp." 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1040 Don't touch me. I've got a bad case of hives. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1041 As far as I can tell, this is the last refuge for a male WASP. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1042 I know, darling, you're going to have a hard time to explain this to 9-1-1. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1043 Still trying to fit in? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1044 Yes honey, but do we have any band aids? 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
1045 Best buzz, ever! 1.2449 0.09002 49 42 2 5
1046 Sorry the queen isn't available can you come back tomorrow? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1047 Warfare ain't what it used to be. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1048 It beats the doghouse. I’m staying. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1049 You don't want to know. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1050 Yeah I know it's small and infested with bees, but it's only $1200 and IN the park. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1051 regardless, saying a man can't be the queen seems very sexist to me. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1052 After next week in the birds nest, I get my sex ed teaching certificate. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1053 Would you like to come up and see my itchings? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1054 I'm starting to think it's not just in my ears. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1055 It's not as bad as it looks, but that could be the hive mind mentality speaking. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1056 I'm not like other bees... 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1057 It's less square footage than I was hoping for but the location is great. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1058 Yeah, hydrocortisone cream, generic is fine. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1059 When I called you honey, who knew you would take it this far? 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
1060 Just mind your own beeswax. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1061 Did you bring my epi-pen? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1062 The co-op board is pretty strict, but I think we're in, Muff. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1063 Given the state of things...I like this society better. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1064 I see that you now have Medicare Part Bee coverage. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1065 'I told you, I just don't date WASPS' 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1066 Next time, buzz first. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1067 Probably a good idea not to call me "Honey" 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1068 Don't hang around. It's a sting operation. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1069 There is something I need to tell you. I am a queen. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1070 Will you be my keeper? 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1071 Honey, I love you. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
1072 You told me to "buzz off". Can you be more specific next time? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1073 I am NOT afraid of intimacy. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1074 When I read WASP on your profile, I thought it meant something else. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1075 Getting the buzz on was the easy part. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1076 Karen, it's true - I live with my parents. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1077 I moved here for the competent female leadership. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1078 Hive you heard the buzz? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1079 But I told you I was a WASP when we started dating. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1080 The dog house was full. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1081 Sweetie, you're not listening... they made me—a paralegal from Canarsie—their queen. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1082 That's no way to speak to the Queen. 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1083 Looks like a man, stings like a bee. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1084 Your knew I was white and protestant, right? 1.2449 0.08002 49 40 6 3
1085 Who says I'm not the Queen? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1086 Does this make me WASPish enough now for your Mother? 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1087 Sure, it looks uncomfortable and awkward, but it is still better than a week with your family. 1.2449 0.07452 49 39 8 2
1088 Every beekeeper I called refused to believe this. 1.2449 0.08517 49 41 4 4
1089 I'd invite you in but I don't want to disturb my roommates. 1.2449 0.06207 49 37 12 0
1090 It's 10,000 bedrooms but no bath. 1.2400 0.08359 50 42 4 4
1091 I got 99 problems, and the bees are all of them. 1.2353 0.09496 34 28 4 2
1092 "if you are experiencing depression, thoughts of suicide and if you see you deceased husbands face on a bee hive, stop taking Latuda and call your physician immediately"! 1.2353 0.09496 34 28 4 2
1093 Please kiss me so I can turn back into a bee! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1094 I'm sorry but we're busy. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1095 I am with the Queen Bee now. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1096 Intimacy gives me hives. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1097 Want to hear the latest buzz? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1098 I don't have to apologize for being a WASP 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1099 You can book it via Air Bees N Bees. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1100 This just won't work, Debby. You're Jewish and I'm a WASP. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1101 It's a $10 cover to get in, and I need to see a photo ID 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1102 What, too WASP-y? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1103 Your mother should be happy, she insisted you marry a WASP. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1104 Honey, it's a trap. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1105 Congratulations. You have discovered the original Air Bee N Bee site. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1106 Oh, good. I thought it was tinnitus. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1107 To bee or not to bee is my question. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
1108 I bee therefore I am. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1109 Well you said I couldn't have a man cave. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1110 I was looking for the feel of a New York City apartment, but in the country. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1111 I can explain. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1112 We do need a queen, if you're interested. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1113 The queen just abdicated. What shall I do now? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1114 I prefer, "To bee." 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1115 I looking for a missing drone." 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1116 Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1117 I'd rather be in the doghouse 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1118 As a mater of fact, I do know the words 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1119 I love the low rent and the free honey 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1120 I have the hive, not the hives. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1121 I miss the doghouse. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1122 As for my proposal -whatever you decide, please don't leave me hanging. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1123 I came to visit the queen. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1124 No, honey. No honey. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1125 So where did you think I'd go to improve my technique? To the birds? 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1126 Could you call Pooh please. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1127 I was bee-headed! 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1128 What did you expect from a website for wasps? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1129 Before they get rid of healthcare once and for all, I figured I'd get really hurt. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1130 Maybe now you'll believe that I'm a queen. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1131 The queen doesn't like it when I call you 'honey' 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1132 Just when I thought he was retiring, the Man in the Moon signed a contract for another millennium. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1133 Don't look now, but I think they're still following us. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1134 They're very protective. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1135 Don't be a buzzkill, Mildred. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1136 This summer I wanted a style that said, WASP, but not preppy.. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1137 Stop acting like you're the queen. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1138 You do remember that night in bed when you stated that I should wrap myself up in a hobby? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1139 So in the future, be careful where you set your time-travel coordinates. 1.2340 0.06243 47 36 11 0
1140 What do you mean I never told you my parents were wasps!? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1141 I think you heard me incorrectly. I said mind your own beeswax honey not mine your own beeswax. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1142 They elected me their queen. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1143 She made me feel needed. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1144 Honey, comb your hair. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1145 Did your mother leave yet? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1146 It's not what it seems like. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1147 Funny you should ask. I've been busy as a ... well, you know. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1148 An encouraging word, please. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1149 I didn't mean that literally, Honey. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1150 Your still my queen, honest. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1151 Your mother thinks I'm too WASPy for you. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1152 Honestly, I was just getting honey. I was not flirting with the Queen. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1153 The Lord of the Flies job was taken. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1154 What?!... I told you I wanted to start making my own honey! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1155 You've never called me "Honey." 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1156 Can you call my phone? I can't find it. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1157 I'm not coming home. She makes me feel like a King 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1158 Not tonight, my hive's acting up. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1159 I do Mondays through Wednesdays, the Queen Thursdays through Saturdays. We alternate on Sundays. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1160 I self-identify as a wasp. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1161 Well, it's a lot more comfortable than living with you. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1162 I told you this Air Bee-n-Bee had a great view of the park. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1163 The doctor said it's the worst case of hives they've ever seen. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1164 Bzzt. Over here. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1165 If you want to come in, you'll have to take your shoes off. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1166 Yes dear, I understand that your day is going more worse than mine. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1167 Trust me, it's not what you think. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1168 I really think our sex therapist is right and this is for the best. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1169 The Queen regrettably must decline your request for an audience, as she currently is meeting with her drones. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1170 You said you wanted fresh and local. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1171 What did you expect? My dating profile clearly said WASP! 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1172 Do you ever hear buzzing in your ear? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1173 'Money'? I thought you said go out and make some 'honey.' 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1174 Then run away, you always run away 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1175 On the plus side, I'm the only guy here. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1176 I've never had to bring my Epipen on a first date. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1177 My therapist says this will cure my fear of bees. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1178 Oh, hi honey...well, this is awkward. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1179 What's the Buzz around here you ask 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1180 No, actually I'm Jewish. 1.2340 0.08716 47 40 3 4
1181 Honey, don't be such a buzz kill. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
1182 I said 'beelzebub' three times in the mirror and this is what happened. 1.2340 0.08168 47 39 5 3
1183 Please be more careful with your next magic wish. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1184 Lower your voice. This is a sting operation. 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
1185 Why didn't you tell me not to do this? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1186 To save the bees, Lois. My life as a piñata was take, take, take. Finally, I'm making a difference. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1187 Their demands are quite reasonable. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1188 I think it is the murphy bed that really makes it work. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1189 You're just one EpiPen shot away from the time of your life, Baby! 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1190 Some women say I drone on too long. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1191 I've met someone else. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1192 You may be the Queen out there... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1193 I don't think Trumpcare will cover this 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1194 I intended to tell you about my disorder when we first met......but now I feel you are judging me. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1195 Sure, honey, I'll give you a buzz. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1196 It's like a constant ringing in my ears. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1197 You said "buzz off." Happy ? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1198 "When I said, 'Be my honey,' didn't expect you go in for a sting operation!' 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1199 It's over, Sarah. I'm seeing someone else 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1200 Because I like to keep busy. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1201 It's supposed to help my allergies. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1202 Can't I just sleep on the couch instead? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1203 What do you mean, too Waspy? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1204 When you say, "Honey" are you talking to me? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1205 Godfrey, darling, but you've always been a WASP. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1206 Well, who`s the Queen now? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1207 Yaaaaaaaaas, queen. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1208 Because they like me for who I am. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1209 How'd you find me? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1210 You were right. It IS uncomfortable. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1211 You can run, but you can't hive! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1212 When I worry, I get hives. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1213 It's un-bee-lievable! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1214 Did you really think I wouldn't find you? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1215 Cut me down, baby cakes, and we'll have a blast solving that vanishing bee problem tonight!! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1216 I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1217 Yes, I know my parents called you a wasp, but they were not be literal! 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1218 For God's sake, Nancy, do something!! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1219 Can I get a hive five? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1220 But my online dating profile said "wasp" not "WASP". 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1221 I could fall for you. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1222 I want to be your pollinator. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1223 We're looking for a new queen. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1224 Oh really? Have you ever had a meeting with the queen? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1225 All I hear is buzz, buzz, buzz. And the loudest buzz is about your knobby knees. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1226 It's not what you think. I can explain. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1227 I don't recall how I got in here, however the queen has taken a like to me. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1228 Deep down, I don't think I'm qualified either. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1229 "To do is to bee." -Socrates "To bee is to do." -Sarte "Do-bee-do-bee-do." -Sinatra 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1230 I would say this is more effective than the dog house. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1231 I just figured I'd join the tiny house craze. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1232 I told you I was going to my manhive. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1233 They bring me nectar, and I provide structure. All in all, it's not a bad arrangement. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1234 Well, my Tinnitus remains, but the buzzing sounds sure beat the ringing in the ears! 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1235 Are the kids still looking? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1236 I've decided to stay. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1237 The thing is, Honey, you're just a debutante. She's a queen. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1238 Why such a face Loretta? I've always acknowledged my WASP background. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1239 Every queen needs a king. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1240 I'm starting to gain their trust. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1241 I think we both know I'm not Catholic. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1242 You did tell me to buzz off. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1243 Well we don't have a doghouse... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1244 It's O K. I'm a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1245 You're such a buzzkill. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1246 Sweetheart, you are exposing our undercover operation. I PROMISE to bring home the bread, milk AND some honey. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1247 Before you leave, can you just get me out of here? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1248 Busy enough for you? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1249 Tell my boss I've had an allergic reaction and broke into hive. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1250 Sure is swarm out today 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1251 Sorry to drone on and on. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1252 They stopped looking 4 hours ago!? OK, I guess I win; what's for dinner? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1253 See, I told you I would fit. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1254 Stop telling the kids I've joined a cult. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1255 This is just something I have to do for myself. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1256 Hi, honey. I'm just queen for a day. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1257 It's not a studio. It's a junior one-bedroom. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1258 I warned all my contacts not to accept a friend request from Jayden K. Smith. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1259 It's not you, it's colony collapse disorder. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1260 I've always found that flowered dress attractive. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1261 We've got to stop meeting like this. My wife's getting suspicious. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1262 Well dear, it's none of your beeswax! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1263 Plan A didn't work 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1264 I'll be in in just a bit, hon--the queen has a couple more things for me to do... 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1265 You get the birds and we can make this work. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1266 you catch more bees with cohabitation. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1267 It's not you, I've always felt like a bee trapped in a man's body. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1268 Listen, honey... 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1269 I identify as a bee. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1270 I miss you too honey. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1271 But Lois, you're Jewish and I'm a WASP. Think of the children ... 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1272 They wanted a king and I couldn't refuse. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1273 That's a WASP - Wild Angry Spouse Piñata 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1274 I bet you call all the guys honey. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1275 Honey, let me explain. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1276 If you're looking for advice lady, you'd better find an owl? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1277 The hardest part is fitting into those hexagon-shaped cells. 1.2222 0.06268 45 35 10 0
1278 Alright, I have the bees. Do you have the birds? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1279 Honey, can't you just let me bee? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1280 I didn't make the A-team. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1281 If I had hands, I'd give you a big 'hive-five'! 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1282 Honey, I am the queen and that dress is so passé 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1283 Birds do it. Bees do it. Let's do it—let's join a mutually beneficial collective. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1284 I think I have the hives. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1285 The agent says it's the only thing he's got under $3000 a month. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1286 So I was thinking...why couldn't there be a "king" bee? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1287 I meant to tell you about Queenie, but then things got out of control. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1288 Do not make any sudden movments 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1289 Oh, sure, a WASP slur--like I haven't gotten one of those before. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1290 I can't come back yet, they think I'm Queen. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1291 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a manufacturing job in this town? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1292 This is gonna sting, Monica. I'm just not attracted to WASPs. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1293 I grew up in your typical WASP family. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1294 I probably should have mentioned that I have roommates. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1295 Came to see what all the buzz is about? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1296 Don't ask. Just find the Beekeeper. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1297 So, are you still seeing Ted? 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1298 Have the Willmeirs left? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1299 Stop asking. It's none of your beeswax. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1300 Parking was a nightmare. 1.2222 0.08927 45 39 2 4
1301 Just let me bee. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1302 I finally gave up and joined the other drones. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1303 Will you notice me, now that I'm going extinct? 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1304 Not acupuncture. It's call all natural, all pervasive puncture. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1305 To bee or not to bee. That was a no brainer. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1306 Don't worry, I'll behive myself. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1307 The incessant buzzing is the same, but the rent's cheaper. 1.2222 0.07027 45 36 8 1
1308 Where do you stand on pollination on the first date? 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1309 Time's fun when you're having flies. 1.2222 0.07713 45 37 6 2
1310 At least she needs me, Evelyn. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1311 The rent is affordable but my roommates will not shut up. 1.2222 0.08342 45 38 4 3
1312 You knew I was a queen when we met. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1313 I'm protesting the bees' matriarchal oppression. 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1314 If you love me, a few stings shouldn't bother you. 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1315 The price takes some of the sting out of it. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1316 You were expecting a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? 1.2174 0.08744 46 40 2 4
1317 is this how you play hive and seek 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1318 I told you I had a serious case of the hives! 1.2174 0.08173 46 39 4 3
1319 Have you seen my keys? 1.2174 0.06890 46 37 8 1
1320 They've never once complained about my snoring. 1.2174 0.06149 46 36 10 0
1321 Sorry, the Queen Bee position has been filled. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1322 Looks like you've been busy. 1.2174 0.07558 46 38 6 2
1323 Of course I will turn into a prince. What’s the risk of one little kiss? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1324 Well, you wouldn't let me have my man cave. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1325 There may be certain issues in dating me. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1326 I need less space. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1327 They said they needed a king. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1328 Rent stabilized? If only. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1329 Did you really think this was getting you out of doing the dishes? 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1330 You know me, always after a bigger buzz. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1331 How'd you find me? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1332 They made me their king, but it turns out it's mostly ceremonial. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1333 I can't leave now, I've been elected Queen! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1334 Do you see now what all the buzz is about? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1335 That one stings. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1336 I told you I was the best Hide-and-seek player in the world. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1337 To save the bees, Margaret, we must become one with the bees! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1338 Tell me, what's the buzz on social media? 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1339 Miriam, can't we look past the fact I'm a WASP? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1340 I now think I should have chosen not to bee. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1341 Besides hives, what other symptoms do you have? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1342 Just kiss me already, I promise it’ll only sting for a minute. Trust me, you’ll be glad you swiped right! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1343 Do I look like my photo? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1344 I never once mated with the Queen, we are just good friends 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1345 Yes, it's very fresh, very local. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1346 You knew when you married me I was a WASP. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1347 I read about it on Goop. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1348 Let me know when you're Mother-in-leaves. I'm safe here. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1349 Sorry, the queen appreciates me and is much sweeter! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1350 It's a little awkward. Not only is our apartment rather cramped, I have 5,000 fathers-in-law. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1351 Did you bring my insulin? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1352 This was cheapest place to live in San Francisco. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1353 It's a lot better than that damn jar... 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1354 I have an audience with the Queen 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1355 So, it's you! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1356 It’s not you; it’s me. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1357 You thought I meant, 'white Anglo-Saxon protestant?' 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1358 I'm not going to drone on and on about how this happened. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1359 Their life isn't really that secret! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1360 Listen more carefully, I said I'm IN a hornet nest ... not you're a WHORE. 1.2093 0.09149 43 38 1 4
1361 Well, Carl, I see your wish has been granted. You always wanted to be king bee! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1362 Well, they don't sting family. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1363 I'm your brother's beekeeper. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1364 The realtor assured me this was the best I could do without rent control. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1365 What a day! I've been busy as a ... well, you know. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1366 They sting less ... 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1367 My mother told me marrying a wasp would never work. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1368 They made me their queen. And no, I won't abdicate. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1369 Doctor, I'm breaking out in hives! 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1370 If you've got the birds, I've got the bees. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1371 OK, I won't drone on and on in denial--I've got a little buzz going! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1372 I think the bees suspect something. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1373 Who made you Queen Bee? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1374 L'etat - c'est moi! 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1375 Bee Leave 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1376 I knew I should have brought my EpiPen! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1377 It's cozy and I like the neighbourhood buzz. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1378 The 'hood is so waspy since the rezoning. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1379 Sure, it has its downsides, but I married a queen. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1380 Jim, I never realized you were a Protestant. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1381 It’s one of the last rent-controlled units. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1382 You married a WASP, what do you expect? 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1383 No, I'm not a piñata. 1.2093 0.06277 43 34 9 0
1384 The accommodations are tight, but my sore throat is much better. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1385 Kiss me and I'm free! 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1386 Charles, please come home! You can "Just Be" there. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1387 Wasps, Mary! The bee thing was years ago. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1388 jason quickly realized that he should have followed the rabbit into the rabbit hole and not followed the bee. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1389 Here, at least, a queen gets the respect he deserves. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1390 I couldn't turn down the queen! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1391 "Hive loved you for so long, honey," Marvin droned. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1392 I'm sorry, Jane, but I've met someone more waspy. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1393 I've taken local honey to the next level. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1394 I'm not afraid of commitment, l just don't like it when you call me honey" 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1395 It just didn't seem like something I could explain in one sentence on Tinder. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1396 Are your parents leaving soon? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1397 The bees call it "Mekeeping". 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1398 Oh, like you're not waspy. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1399 Can your precious Lawrence do this? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1400 It's the only way to get truly cruelty-free honey. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1401 Come on! How did you find me? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1402 It'll never work out between us, Sophie. You're Jewish and I'm a wasp. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1403 Sorry about the stinging remarks. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1404 I really feel part of something now. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1405 I'm leaving you...the Queen and I are in love. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1406 It's not ideal-but now you won't be tempted to move back in. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1407 My profile pictures were not 100% accurate. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1408 If you'd just gotten rid of it when I asked, you'd never have found yourself in this position! 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1409 I told you my family was a bit waspy. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1410 Grew tired of the crew cut. Going with the beehive. 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1411 I'm interested in a pollinatemous relationship. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1412 Queen for a day is not all it was cracked up to be. 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1413 'Bee mine?' No? How about 'wasp up hot stuff?' 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1414 Are your parents gone yet? 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1415 Could you please just re-check the EpiPen side effects? 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1416 Yes, I promise, I'll turn into a Prince 1.2093 0.07846 43 36 5 2
1417 It lacks a human element. 1.2093 0.07105 43 35 7 1
1418 Then why didn't you mention these "allergies" in your profile? 1.2093 0.08522 43 37 3 3
1419 The genomic testing confirmed that my family tree is 93% WASP. 1.2093 0.09149 43 38 1 4
1420 Protestant, why do you ask? 1.2059 0.08208 34 28 5 1
1421 Hi honey, I'm comb. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1422 Well, if you didn't take a spa day while I planted the flowers, perhaps the queen would be personally thanking you instead. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1423 For now I'm just consulting, but the buzz is they'll be hiring soon. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1424 I told you I had a lot of roommates, didn't I? 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1425 I'm leaving you for the queen. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1426 Honestly, I feel safer in here. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1427 This is my first Bumble date. Am I doing it right? 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1428 Mike, this is getting beyond creepy. It's borderline stalking. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1429 Now will you believe me when I say buzz off? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1430 Welcome! Let me buzz you in. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1431 But, frankly, I can only give it three stars. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1432 At least my current queen is slightly less bossy than you were. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1433 The doctor tells me it's the worst case of hives he's ever seen. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1434 Just give me another fifteen minutes, they're teaching me the Waggle dance. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1435 Don't you ever call me a wannabee again! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1436 Turns out the Queen Bee can be very persuasive. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1437 Just like the Airbnb ad said. Buzzing with rustic charm. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1438 Well, my mother said I was I keeper. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1439 Trust me. My honey is better than any you've ever tasted! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1440 Will you please stop calling me "honey!" 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1441 I get it! Now stop calling me "honey"! 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1442 Sorry - you'll never believe what my ringtone is set on. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1443 I would introduce you, but it might make us late. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1444 I feel like we've grown apart. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1445 I was hoping to break this to you slowly 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1446 I still love you, I just need to bee by myself right now. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1447 How much do I need to get? 1.2045 0.08951 44 39 1 4
1448 Surely there are easier ways to come out as a queen 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1449 Oh, they won't let us call it "artisanal" anymore unless we help build the combs. 1.2045 0.06151 44 35 9 0
1450 Don't be mad, darling, I finally found my queen. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1451 The buzz in here drowns out the ringing in my ears 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1452 I'm not sure if the immunotherapy is working, but my claustrophobia has disappeared. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1453 I can't get the buzzing out of my head. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1454 Well, you told me to go hang out with the other WASPs. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1455 I've decided to put into practice the old analogy about caterpillar/butterfly transformation. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1456 It's true about the honey, but I can't remember why I wanted to catch more flies in the first place. 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1457 What?? I told you my family was waspy. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1458 Did you bring your EpiPen ? 1.2045 0.08340 44 38 3 3
1459 A toasted English muffin would be nice. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1460 Now that you mention it, I guess it is kind of a waspy neighborhood. 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1461 So who's Queen Bee now, Honey?" "I could hang here making puns all day!" "Wait...... I think I'm breaking into hives. 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1462 How do you feel about cross-pollination? 1.2045 0.07680 44 37 5 2
1463 If our relationship is going to move forward, there is something I need to tell you ... 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1464 Sorry honey, I've left you for the queen bee. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1465 Be honest. How do I look? 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1466 I have an audience with the Queen 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1467 I'm throwing a surprise birthday party for Winnie the Pooh. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1468 Sure, there's not a lot of closet space... but a Central Park view for under 4 grand a month? You can't beat it! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1469 My day? Just the usual. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1470 Have you seen my EpiPen? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1471 Home, I'm honey! 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1472 Last Week it was the Birds- This week the Bees- I'll see you Friday night. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1473 You think it's easy being a WASP these days? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1474 Fine. I'll admit this was a stupid idea. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1475 Leave now. They want to pollinate. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1476 I think I can handle the claustrophobia. But we gotta get a new term of endearment besides 'Honey.' 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1477 Oh dear... you have been bee-headed! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1478 Perhaps you recognize me from my starring role in "Swarm." 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1479 I am their father. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1480 I know you're Catholic, but we can make it work! 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1481 They've chosen me as their king. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1482 No problem, it happens all the time. He’s in apartment B, you buzzed apartment Bee. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1483 I told you was a WASP when we met online. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1484 I thought we were playing hive and go seek. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1485 You're still my queen. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1486 Give me a buzz sometime 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1487 I figured out the buzzing in my ears.... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1488 So, for the last time. Will you bee mine? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1489 If it's what you say I love it. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1490 Trust me. This is safer than going in to work today. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1491 Sorry I haven't called. I've been busy. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1492 But you told me to mind my own beeswax. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1493 You want to be the birds, honey? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1494 Honey, will you bee mine? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1495 Over hives?! Your eczema isn't so sexy either. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1496 Okay, Gladys, that last item on the honey-do list pushed me over the top. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1497 These reality show dating challenges keep getting weirder and weirder. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1498 I got all twisted up in the hammock, and next thing you know--they've made me their queen 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1499 Still less painful than Trumpcare. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1500 'There's a lot of buzz about this neighborhood.' 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1501 Finished the honey do list. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1502 Ok, you found me. Now it's your turn! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1503 A bee, or not a bee, that is the question. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1504 You said you wanted locally sourced honey, dear. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1505 I thought you said the bees knees. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1506 Actually, this is my first time to book a place through Air Bee-n-Bee 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1507 My Tinder profile clearly states that I am a WASP. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1508 Well thanks, but what makes you think I'm qualified to be a Presidential spokesman? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1509 I think what you mean is, 'This is un-bee-lievable.' 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1510 I guess when the queen said, "Off with your head", she really meant it. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1511 On second thought, let me just tell you about the birds. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1512 Give me a buzz later. Can't you see I'm busy? 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1513 There you go, always droning on 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1514 I meant let me be 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1515 It's surprisingly more spacious than my last apartment but the buzzing is killing me. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1516 Not fair! You didn't count to twenty!! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1517 This Queen likes the way I load the dishwasher. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1518 I am the lesser known King Bee. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1519 To bee or not to bee was probably the wrong question. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1520 Were you never taught about the nerds and the bees? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1521 You go ahead. I'm going to be a little late. 1.2000 0.08916 40 35 2 3
1522 You knew the challenges when you married a wasp. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1523 The funny thing is - I didn't even get the short straw! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1524 Look, it's near the park, close to work and at $1500 a month I love it. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1525 John, it appears the bees ARE your bonnet. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1526 Do it again and you're in the dog house! 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1527 Honey, I need some space. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1528 I'm hiding from the sting of reality 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1529 I just couldn't bee myself around you. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1530 It's rent-controlled. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1531 Oh, keeping busy. How about you? 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1532 Let's face it, honey. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1533 Tell me something I didn't already know. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1534 I love your dress. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1535 This time of year I always get hives. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1536 I thought you meant White Anglo Saxon Protestant. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1537 Worst case of hives the doctor had ever seen. 1.2000 0.06405 40 32 8 0
1538 I'm taking a break from politics. 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1539 Well, the secret is out. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1540 Air Bee&Bee 1.2000 0.07338 40 33 6 1
1541 The kitchen's a bit small, but the rent's right. 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 4 2
1542 It's all organic. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1543 I only wanted a little buzz. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1544 Bad news. I thought it was the bees, but the doc says I have tinnitus. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1545 you wanna come in for a bit? my roommates are out right now. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1546 Honey, my mother will only be in town two more days. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1547 What did you think I meant by WASP? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1548 It helps my allergies. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1549 I keep breaking out in hives. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1550 Could you find me a pair of pants? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1551 The queens are gender neutral now. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1552 Sorry honey, I am declaring myself bee-sexual and that's all there is to it. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1553 I admit it. I'm cheating on you with The Queen. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1554 As an added plus, the hive has free Wi-Fi. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1555 The WASP in me honors the WASP in you. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1556 'To bee or not too bee?'--I had to explore my options. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1557 It's advertised on AirBnB as a way to get in touch with your wasp roots. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1558 I didn't say my house was a "dive". I said "hive"! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1559 Remember how you wished for bee-stung lips? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1560 To bee, or not to bee. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1561 I've chosen metaphor over commitment. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1562 You told me to bee myself. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1563 Please, please . . . I'm begging you. Stop calling me Honey. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1564 I'd like to see you kick me when I'm down now, Brenda. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1565 Sure, it's not the biggest shared office, but the work ethic in here is really motivating 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1566 This isn't exactly what I wished for. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1567 I've been meaning to tell you about me and the Queen. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1568 I see you're finally working on that Honey-do list. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1569 I could use a buzz. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1570 I'm sorry to tell you that the Queen and I have just eloped. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1571 Come and be my queen. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1572 Do you like my new man bun? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1573 OK Honey, I'm sorry I called you a witch. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1574 No Honey. Neither hornet nor bumble! I'm a WASP. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1575 I was led to believe there would be birds, too. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1576 Why? None of your beeswax! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1577 I just wanted to find out what all the buzz was about. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1578 Look me in the hive and tell me you don't love me... 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1579 I've broken out in hive. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1580 The latest buzz is that he can't possibly do the full term. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1581 I can't marry you, Bob, we're just too different. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1582 They wouldn't call it a sundress. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1583 Found it on Air-bee-nb 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1584 Please don't call me honey. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1585 Just call me 'Honey' 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1586 I could never be myself with you. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1587 You don't resemble your Tinder photo at all. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1588 Perhaps my drive for minimalism has gone too far. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1589 It's called immersion entomology. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1590 Yes, but it's rent-controlled. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1591 I've found another queen to serve, Mabel. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1592 Why would you think I'm colluding with them? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1593 Shall I pick up some antibiotics for the hives? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1594 I got kicked out of the doghouse! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1595 Behave? I must have misheard... 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1596 It's not as bad as reading about Trump. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1597 Now that Trump is president, I had to take saving the bees into my own hands. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1598 I swatted the head drone so they put me in here. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1599 ... but they have good health insurance. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1600 She's a Queen, Doris...a Queen. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1601 I figure the best way to save the bees is to become one with the bees. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1602 Whole Foods makes me get the freshest honey possible 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1603 My, what a VERY attractive dress you're wearing. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1604 Burt, is that you? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1605 Sometimes hallucinogens come with a small price to pay afterwards. Now kiss me. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1606 So now you see why I couldn't call you back? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1607 My profile clearly said wasp. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1608 I'm trying to tap into the hive mind. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1609 Yes, I'm a WASP. Don't judge me. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1610 Bees? Fake news. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1611 Don't think I'll make it to dinner, honey. I'm cured of my bee phobia but still need to work on my claustrophobia. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1612 Farm-To-Table take too long! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1613 White, Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Why do you ask? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1614 Well, for starters, when she calls me 'honey,' she means it. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1615 Sorry. I have a tendency to drone on. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1616 Come on. Give it a try. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1617 I thought the snake thing had been done to death. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1618 Wanna play birds and bees? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1619 I've always loved you, honey. 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1620 Are you an introvert, too? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1621 Buzz off, woman! 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1622 I need to get back to work. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1623 Go ahead and buzz yourself in. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1624 I'm right ! There are bees in here. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1625 Come on in, everyone gets equal pay for equal work in here 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1626 It's actually a lot roomier than it looks. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1627 Wait. I thought you said 'hive' and seek? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1628 You told me i was sturring up a hornet's nest and to beehive myself! 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1629 Well, I told the genie one of my wishes was to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1630 It was advertised on Airbnb as "a weekend getaway in the Hamptons". 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1631 Peek-a-boo. I bee you. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1632 Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the...OW! 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1633 You can't hear the buzzing from in here 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1634 Do you have a moment to talk about our savior? 1.1951 0.08709 41 36 2 3
1635 I thought you said 'hive and seek.' 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1636 Remember when you told me to buzz off? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1637 What's in your bonnet? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1638 I've been hearing some buzz that you're seeing someone else. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1639 Their queen kidnapped my drone. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1640 Well, I never actually said, "white Anglo-Saxon Protestant." 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1641 just hanging out,what's new with you? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1642 A queen needs her king. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1643 Tom's breakup speech to Mary really stung. 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1644 NOW can you see what the buzz is about? 1.1951 0.06266 41 33 8 0
1645 I know...I can run, but I can't hive. 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1646 Hilda, will you marry me? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1647 Have you seen my comb? 1.1951 0.07978 41 35 4 2
1648 Perhaps you were expecting a Cheshire Cat? 1.1951 0.07173 41 34 6 1
1649 I think my tinnitus is gone! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1650 You already told our kids about the birds, right? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1651 I have a bad case of hives! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1652 I have a really bad case of the hives! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1653 Your words sting. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1654 Yeah, I guess we may need to call a professional. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1655 They said I could hang here until we work things out. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1656 Sorry honey, I'll bee working late again. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1657 You were right. It IS good to be queen. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1658 They invited us on a home tour. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1659 You said you thought I was a keeper. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1660 When they bend to my will instead of just buzzing around ... That's when we go after Spider Man ... 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1661 I'm no longer your honey. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1662 I'll be back inside soon...I'm just catching a buzz. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1663 I wished you'd behave 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1664 Buzz is, I'm on inside track for Top Drone. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1665 Major career milestone, babes. I'm officially the new face of honey! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1666 On some level, I think I always knew I was royalty. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1667 Next time I'll bring my epi pen so we can talk. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1668 You'll never understand. "Back To Nature" is just a joke to you. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1669 Actually, for a one-bedroom, it's really quite spacious. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1670 none of your bees-ness 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1671 honey, I ate the queen 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1672 Try and tell me you didn't feel something after our first kiss! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1673 I love you. Could you love me? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1674 Quick, bring me my EpiPen! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1675 But are you REALLY into bee conservation? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1676 Store-bought would have sufficed. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1677 Turns out the second B in Airbnb doesn't stand for 'breakfast.' 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1678 Sometimes dear, I want to be the queen bee. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1679 We can always tell people we met on Bumble. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1680 Just catchin' a buzz . . . why? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1681 Susan, am I high or just buzzed? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1682 Next time I'll just go with the allergy shots. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1683 Would you get me some calamine lotion, honey? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1684 Does this hive make my nose look big? 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1685 I'm keeping busy. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1686 I guess the initial attraction was getting hooked up with a real queen. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1687 Of course you are still my queen. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1688 Will you be my queen? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1689 Don't be a buzz kill. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1690 I wanted to see what all the buzz was about. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1691 It may be cramped, but I can leave the seat up... ANY TIME I WANT! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1692 Just don't ask.... 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1693 I've already got 80,000 followers on FaceHive. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1694 It was either this or fly like a butterfly. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1695 I tend to break out in hives. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1696 I'll miss you, honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1697 My preferred pronoun is bee. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1698 Stop staring -- I'm trying to blend in. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1699 I told you, Shirley ... I'm running a sting operation. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1700 They say it's basically all our fault. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1701 Tiny space, mediocre school district, slight insect problem -- but wow -- take a look at this view. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1702 It's symbiotic. They give me honey and I do their taxes. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1703 We're out of honey. Can I interest you in one of our other products? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1704 I get it, I should have called the exterminator sooner. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1705 Strawberries always give me hives. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1706 Yes, dear. I would prefer to be in the doghouse. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1707 That really hurt! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1708 Is that a pout or a sting? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1709 These little sticklers made me work my head off ! 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1710 Hope you don't mind my hive o'clock shadow. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1711 Not now, I'm busy. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1712 I'm going to need the Epi-Pen, love. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1713 What I do with other men is none of your beeswax! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1714 Tell me about the birds. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1715 You give me hives. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1716 So, I was adopted. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1717 It's a studio, park views. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1718 Don't wait up - I may bee awhile 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1719 I thought you said beehive. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1720 Honey, can you grab me the Benadryl? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1721 Pardon me, is this the house at Pooh Corner? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1722 It seemed safer than dealing with the kids. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1723 Don't even think about it. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1724 Does this branch look too tight? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1725 Just hummingly, thanks. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1726 Be all you can be 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1727 I booked it on AirBeeNBee. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1728 Not only did they cut off my head they put it in with all these bees so I'm getting stung like a motherfucker. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1729 Can you hand me my epipen? 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1730 Now I can drone on all I want and actually be appreciated for it. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1731 Is your mother gone yet? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1732 Well. Somebody has a bee in his bonnet! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1733 You're the one who said look for a 'tiny house'. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1734 I'm getting some great drone footage. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1735 Its called the "honey comb over" 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1736 This may sting a bit 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1737 "My tiny house was just too big". 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1738 We must make love now, before the exterminator arrives... 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1739 Honey is just a term I often use. I didn't mean to imply intimacy! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1740 Can you let me bee? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1741 I came for the honey, but stayed for the sting. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1742 I know it's small but it's rent-control. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1743 Good news! We've been upgraded to the honeymoon suite. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1744 It's small but it is rent controlled 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1745 Scratch right under my nose. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1746 Oh, I don't live here. It's an Airbnb. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1747 Okay, you were right. Now get me out of this hornet's nest. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1748 I used to be the Man in the Moon, but I was downsized. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1749 Well, my mother said I was I keeper. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1750 I've been coming out here since you took over the garage. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1751 They've adopted me as their Queen. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1752 Seriously? You've never dated a WASP before? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1753 Yes, I'm a WASP and you're a Jew. So what? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1754 I'd invite you in, but I'm really only a guest myself. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1755 I take you've decided to bee. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1756 White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, and you? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1757 I'm embracing my WASP heritage. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1758 What? You knew I was a W.A.S.P. when you married me. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1759 Go ahead, lean in. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1760 Can't hear you...my ears are full of honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1761 You seem nice, but I only date WASPS. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1762 My mother says I don't have to treat you like a queen. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1763 I'm thinking of quitting, but the health insurance is phenomenal. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1764 Honestly, the farmer's market would be organic enough for me. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1765 Idiot! I said you're a WASP, not a wasp. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1766 Except for the buzzing it's very restful. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1767 It's hard being a WASP these days. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1768 It soon became clear that Robert was only interested in Gwen's body, or more specifically the flowers pictured on her dress. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1769 I'm NOT coming back, Sylvia. Life here is too sweet. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1770 Have you heard the buzz about me? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1771 Has your Mom left yet? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1772 What's the buzz? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1773 I'll give you a buzz when I'm not so busy. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1774 Well, for one thing, it's a lot busier than I expected. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1775 I'd prefer it if you didn't call me "Honey" 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1776 Do you happen to have any anti-inflammatory cream on you? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1777 Now who couldn't be more Waspy if he tried! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1778 I've moved on. I've always wanted a place overlooking the park. Of course, I couldn't afford it without roommates. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1779 I didn't realize the Genie would take my recitation of Hamlet--"To be or not to be"--as my third wish. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1780 I said, "I wish I had been born a W.A.S.P., not knowing Genie was such a damned literalist." 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1781 You said I should do something buzzworthy. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1782 I'm the queen's consort. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1783 I should be fine for tonight's party, the dermatologist said hives typically last no longer than six hours. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1784 Honey, I think you have hives. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1785 I'm sweet for that flower print. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1786 For this illusion, I used more smoke than mirrors. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1787 "I never promised you a Rose Garden. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1788 Mike, 32 Entrepreneur. "Avid golfer and rock climber. Work hard play hard. Nantucket summers. Alpha Phi Alpha forever!" *sighs and swipes left* 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1789 Bee happy, honey. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1790 And I'm allergic to humans. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1791 Yes, we do need a queen. I'll buzz you in. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1792 You just gonna stand there or are you gonna come in and vote? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1793 You said you wanted an adventurous outdoorsman. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1794 Natalia, are you sure Don Jr's wants a party pinata? It is really, really great. The country really needs this party. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1795 Some ladies like waspy guys. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1796 Honey, it's none of your beeswax, now head home. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1797 That's a bad case of the hives. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1798 The circus closing stung more. What's a contortionist to do? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1799 It doesn't always have to be a frog. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1800 I'm Jewish, but I've always wanted to be a WASP. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1801 I'd buzz you in, but ... 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1802 She gets me. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1803 The inside buzz is he's bored and plans to resign or be impeached within six - eight months, maybe sooner if he can figure how to fabricate CNN's role in either event. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1804 I got tired of being your pinata. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1805 Miss, you've got the knees and I've got the bees. Now all we need are the birds. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1806 Please scratch my nose. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1807 I don't know all the words, so I'll just hum it. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1808 Hard to hear you with all the buzzing in my ears, dear. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1809 On-line, you didn't admit to being a WASP. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1810 How did you get that bee sting lips look? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1811 But I thought you said we should catch a buzz together 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1812 Yes, it's true. I'm your birth mother. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1813 The ad just said 'gets to work directly with the Queen.' 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1814 Just a moment, I'll see if she's in. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1815 The grocery store honey is perfectly good, Dave. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1816 Honey, have you seen my keys anywhere? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1817 So the "Man on the Moon" is fun, but the "Guy on the Hive" freaks you out? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1818 Still working on your nest egg I see...... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1819 Stop calling me "honey". 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1820 $12,000 a month with no utilities but it has park views and good schools. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1821 ... and it's rent-controlled! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1822 No room here, this is strictly a WASP neighborhood. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1823 I had to know what all the buzz was about. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1824 Buzz 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1825 Not until you call me Honey. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1826 ...and then tell Spock to throw Mr Scott in the brig. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1827 KGB 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1828 I'm in the MIDDLE of a sting operation. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1829 Are you telling me to buzz off? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1830 Did you borrow my comb, honey? 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1831 Don't worry—it's organic. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1832 This is good-bye, Denise. The queen and I have ... ouch! ... something special. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1833 Now all we need is the birds. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1834 What? So now you don't like outdoorsy guys? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1835 My summer home is in the Hamptons. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1836 They brought back the TV show 'Queen For A Day'. And I won! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1837 I hate to say it, but you were right. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1838 I'm sorry honey, but the place looked bigger on AirBeeNBee. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1839 Hold on, I'll buzz you up. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1840 They respect my space. I'm hung but never stung. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1841 Are you ready to bumble? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1842 My hives are acting up. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1843 You're very sweet, but the answer is No. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1844 Help! I've fallen into a wasp's nest and I can't get out! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1845 It's not what it looks like. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1846 I thought you were joking when you said you lived in wasp neighborhood. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1847 Honey, Freud would say the hornets nest is a metaphor for our relationship and the absence of my body indicates you are dreaming 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1848 I have been very busy lately. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1849 If you can't beat 'em... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1850 Ok, you've pulled yourself together, but you still have a bee in your bonnet. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1851 Smaller than we're looking for, and way too busy. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1852 We met on Bee-Harmony. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1853 Couldn't I just sleep on the sofa or in the doghouse? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1854 I look on them as pets 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1855 A bee in my bonnet? No, quite the reverse! 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1856 I don't know. How did any of us get here? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1857 I was looking for my yellow jacket. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1858 You've really gone method for your stinging rebuke, haven't you? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1859 I've moved on to Plan B 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1860 "Not to be" was never really an option. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1861 So I did buzz off. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1862 Yes, I did get your text but did you forget I really can't text you back. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1863 I told the genie, I wanted to be good in the sack. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1864 Just mind your own beeswax. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1865 Can't you see I'm busy? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1866 Bee with me. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1867 I don't care what you say. In our relationship, I'm the Queen bee. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1868 Just hanging out. You? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1869 It's not so bad here, the rent is cheap and lots of free food! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1870 This isn't what I expected when I signed up for Bumble. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1871 No, it's not a bonnet. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1872 Oh, you said beHAVE 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1873 I got it on airbnbee 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1874 The Queen and I have an understanding 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1875 For honey, Honey. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1876 The bigger question is, how do I get out? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1877 It has a sweet view of the park. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1878 You said you'd leave me if I didn't get us more honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1879 I told you I was a WASP on our first date; remember? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1880 I think I figured out what the buzz is all about. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1881 You said, "BEHAVE?" 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1882 Couldn't you just put me in the doghouse? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1883 ...but honey, they're our kind of people...White...Anglo Saxon...Protestant.... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1884 I wear my yomacfa so they know I'm not a Wasp 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1885 Why can't you just let me be? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1886 You told me I need to learn more about the birds and the bees. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1887 I can't, they made me Queen. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1888 Believe me when I tell you. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1889 You're still my queen. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1890 I'm Anne Bolyn .. bee headed awhile ago . 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1891 Oh, there you are. Do you think this dress makes me look fat? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1892 This conversation is making me uncomfortable. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1893 I wanted to what "the buzz" was all about. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1894 It will only be 3 and half more years, honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1895 If I'm ok with you being Jewish, why can't you accept that I'm a WASP? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1896 Hive grown accustomed to your face. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1897 Just wait till we get to the birds. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1898 I actually found some honey in the fridge, thanks anyway though. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1899 I don't know my family will react. I never brought home a Jewish girl before. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1900 Can't you see that I'm busy? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1901 I am sick of dating WASPs 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1902 For once, I wanted to be the queen bee. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1903 Turns out, it's nothing but work, work, work! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1904 Getting in touch with my inner WASP. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1905 Do you hear that hum or is it just me? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1906 The folks from "Tiny House" failed to mention the roommate situation. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1907 Two words - comb honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1908 Yes - as in White Anglo Saxon Protestant 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1909 Well I found out what all the buzz was about. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1910 You're sending me mixed messages. First you told me I'm the bees knees and now you're telling me to buzz off. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1911 I told you I've been busy. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1912 Don't leave me hangin 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1913 Hang in there, honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1914 Just taking my 'droning on and on' to the next level. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1915 I know, I look taller in my profile picture 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1916 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1917 What did you think I meant by "beekeeper"? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1918 I don't know what it is about today, I just feel so a-hive! 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1919 I just want to bee myself, Jessica. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1920 I thought you told me to beehive. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1921 It is less stinging than your critique! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1922 Oh, just listen to me drone on. What about you? How many thousands of siblings do you have? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1923 Before we call it quits could we try the marriage counsler one more time? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1924 So then I rubbed the lamp and wished I was head of all the workers. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1925 I told you I was a WASP when we met. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1926 "But it'll never work. I'm old money, I vote Republican, and I'll sting you the first chance I get". 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1927 I told you to move the nest - not move into it! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1928 It's the price of epi-pins, isn't it? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1929 I don't think we can wait for a pest professional. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1930 I'll come back inside in a minute. I just needed a little bee time. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1931 Call Dr. Katz and tell him the hives have gotten worse... 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1932 I'll come out when I'm ready, OK? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1933 Now you know what the buzz is all about. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1934 It's a little better than working in a cubicle. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1935 Tell the kids I'll have the honey and crackers ready in just a moment. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1936 Honey, did we remember the EpiPen? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1937 I'd invite you in but my mom is a bit particular when it comes to floral prints 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1938 No, you buzz off. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1939 Why the surprise. On my dating site bio, I specifically self identified as a WASP 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1940 Hive been waiting for you! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1941 Kiss me and bee my Queen 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1942 Now you've really stirred up a hornet's nest. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1943 It's small, but it's priced under market for the neighborhood. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1944 Hornet... Green Hornet. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1945 Ethel, please just pay the ransom. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1946 I already got the talk once; I don't need to hear about the birds and the bees again. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1947 Come on! Move in with me, honey. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1948 It stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1949 You said you would only marry a WASP. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1950 I think they want me to be their Queen. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1951 No, we are not paying $500 for an Epipen! 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1952 I am minding my own beeswax 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1953 Somehow the birds got left out of the equation. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1954 Bees are dying and I'm a nihilist. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1955 I was told to beehive myself... 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1956 Yes, honey I remembered to bring my EpiPen 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1957 You can laugh, but the rent is cheap and I've made some new friends. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1958 Bring me my Epi-Pen. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1959 I will only come home if you quit bugging me every time I get a little buzz when I have a beer. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1960 There are WASPs in your family tree. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1961 I used to be a writer. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1962 Turns out what they're really looking for is a queen. What do you say? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1963 It's roomier than it looks from the outside. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1964 It looked bigger in the photos on Airbnb. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1965 Well, I saw it as a choice between this or nothingness. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1966 Drone operator. Budget cuts. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1967 Well, their interpretation of bee-keeping is not the same as yours or mine. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1968 On the other hand, I never did figure out the birds. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1969 No, keep the ring. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1970 Well, too bad! We don't HAVE a dog house! 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1971 Here's another fine nest you've gotten me into. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1972 Another Tinder fail. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1973 The Man in the Moon was already taken. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1974 Do you really need the definition of WASP? 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1975 Yes, I promise to behive myself. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1976 Is this now a good time to tell you the real story of the 'birds and the bees'? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1977 I wish we still had the dog house. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1978 Yeah, my place is a bit small, but the view is phenomenal... 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1979 Oh, same old thing. What have you been up to? 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1980 You kept calling me honey and look what happened. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1981 Honey,get me my epi pen. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1982 Apart from the buzzing, it's pretty good value for the square footage 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1983 Yes, I quit my job, but now I have thousands working for ME. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1984 Don't be alarmed, but there's a bee on your lip. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1985 You did say you wanted to put down roots 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1986 Hello, I'm the resident WASP. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1987 My new hobby has already consumed me 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1988 Find my wife. Tell her the correct answer is "not to bee" and hurry please. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1989 Yes, Dorothy, I am the Great and Powerful Buzz. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1990 I'm sure you're very sweet, but it'll never work out. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1991 I can say with confidence that the missing bees are not here. 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1992 I DON'T THINK THIS TINY HOUSE CRAZE IS FOR ME 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1993 It won't work between us? What am I missing? 1.1842 0.08311 38 33 3 2
1994 It's not what you think. 1.1842 0.07405 38 32 5 1
1995 Sometimes I get a little too absorbed in my hobbies. 1.1842 0.06373 38 31 7 0
1996 They want a car, driver and $100,000 in small bills by 5 o'clock. Oh, and a new publicist. They're tired of this "everything's a hornet's nest" business. 1.1765 0.07865 34 29 4 1
1997 The doctor said it's most likely hives. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
1998 This is considered physical therapy under the new health care bill! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1999 I guess you called me "honey" once too many times. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2000 I love, honey, you. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2001 Are you just in it for the honey? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2002 You think it was all the masturbation? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2003 Frankly you need me more than I need you. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2004 Really, a man cave??? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2005 Well, it could be worse. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2006 No one can love those bee-stung lips as much as I do. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2007 Call the doctor. I think it's hives. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2008 When my parents said they wanted me to marry a wasp, I don't think this is what they had in mind. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2009 Call 911 again, Lori! The next lady will believe you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2010 Thee doctor says it's the worst case of the hives he's ever seen. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2011 Worst case of hives I've ever seen! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2012 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to marry a wasp. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2013 What do you mean "all our friends are wasps"? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2014 In the mood for a little pollenating? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2015 Of course I'm the one everyone's buzzing about. Does that surprise you? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2016 Mrs. Rabinowitz, the Jewish section is two blocks east of here. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2017 Yes, I'm getting a divorce. And yes, the queen is better looking. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2018 Sorry, hon, the new job's been keeping me pretty busy. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2019 Yes, I know, you said to call a professional. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2020 Ready to meet Mom? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2021 That stung. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2022 I'm busy. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2023 I think I've had enough of your stinging rebukes. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2024 No. I told you to behave. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2025 I found it on Air Bee & Bee. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2026 I said I wanted to get a drone, not be one! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2027 This is a fine time to let me know you sold my EpiPen on eBay! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2028 You get more bees with honey, but with wasps you gotta stick your head right in there. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2029 You can call me honey. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2030 You're right - the hats at H&M are probably cheaper. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2031 It's better if we don't. My family doesn't like anyone getting too close. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2032 I'm being held hostage until Scott Pruit is stung by some Africanized bees. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2033 OK, I needed a little "me" time AND I needed a little "bee" time. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2034 I realize there are better apartments in Brooklyn, but I'm only a two minute walk from Columbus Circle. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2035 Well the common charges are next to nothing, and you can't beat the taxes. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2036 Where to begin... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2037 My high school yearbook predicted it. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2038 Hear me out - it'll be the first article about pollinator decline from the bees' perspective. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2039 I TOLD you work was becoming a real hornets' nest! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2040 When Winnie the Pooh shows up, serve him with the divorce papers. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2041 On the other hand, I get free honey. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2042 Of course I want to leave my wife and marry you, Sally, and I'm sure this probably sounds like just another of my excuses, but my wife has dissolved my body and I'm stuck here for the time being. And that's the truth, sweetie. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2043 Call the doctor, I think I have hives. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2044 Can a Jewish girl like wasps? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2045 I still refuse to call it 'The Stinger.'" 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2046 My advice? Just bee yourself. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2047 The elderflower notes are so powerful from inside 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2048 Oh, well that profile picture was a year ago. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2049 I was just awarded "Employee of the Month" for my productivity. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2050 You're no longer, The Queen Bee around here! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2051 You know, Ed's wife let him remodel the entire basement for his man-cave. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2052 I always wanted to meet the Queen. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2053 Dave, this Shakespeare pun is terrible. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2054 What I was doing with the workers is none of your beeswax. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2055 Sorry, I'm busy right now. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2056 It's much bigger than it looks! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2057 You be you and I'll bee me. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2058 Would it surprise you if I said I'm actually Jewish? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2059 Kiss me, you fool! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2060 You knew when we married that I was a WASP. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2061 I found out from Ancestry.com I'm 100% WASP. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2062 What do you mean 'Whole Foods had it?' 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2063 Hang on, I'll buzz you in. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2064 All I know is that I was sleep walking. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2065 Of course we've had fun together, I just needed a new direction. By the way, could you please cancel the exterminator. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2066 Well if you think it's so easy, I'd like to see you try to tear a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2067 Kissing frogs was becoming too easy. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2068 To be or not to be, was NOT the question! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2069 You said "hang in there." 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2070 No; I distinctly recall you saying it was a do-honey list. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2071 So the comb over is a deal breaker? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2072 Honey. Do you know where I put my comb? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2073 Don't worry--my schtick is worse than my sting. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2074 Wipe your feet. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2075 Are you a WASP? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2076 thats the last time I'll use "Burts Bee's "shampoo! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2077 The hard part was climbing all the way up the tree. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2078 Less stress than my job at the White House 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2079 I've heard of husbands being in the doghouse, but this is ridiculous. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2080 Ma'am, my clients deny ever being near your bonnet. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2081 No security deposit, and lots of free honey! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2082 I'm going through my nesting phase 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2083 The queen wants to know why we quit the Paris climate accord. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2084 This IS my safe space... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2085 Geez, Carol! Don’t tell me you’re doing the ‘funny mushrooms’ again. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2086 I agreed to BDSM but at least show me a shoulder. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2087 Ever heard of hive mind? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2088 I decided to go all in and it hurts like hell. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2089 I said, "Honey, Behave." 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2090 I found out I was a 100% WASP. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2091 We are in the Silicon Valley, what did you expect for this price. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2092 I'm finally learning how to Be! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2093 All my people are wasps. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2094 If the negotiators fail, be ready with my crossbow. 1.1667 0.09344 36 33 0 3
2095 Confession time: I'm only part WASP. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2096 Well you started it, calling me honey all the time! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2097 The apiologist on my committee said I had to get closer to my subject. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2098 I've had enough of your stinging remarks. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2099 Sarah, I can't lie anymore. I'm a WASP. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2100 Oh, Honeycomb won't you be my baby Well, Honeycomb be my own....... 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2101 I told you I was going to go hang out in my man-hive... honey 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2102 Little help? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2103 I've fully embraced the hive mind. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2104 I said on my profile that I was a WASP! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2105 There's a lot of buzz about you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2106 Being a WASP has nothing to do with it. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2107 Let's play hive and seek. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2108 But, Margaret, when we first met that wondrous day at Yale, I warned you that I was a WASP! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2109 I don't think my mother ever really loved me. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2110 You obviously don't understand the birds and the bees. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2111 I know, I'm not as tempting as the forbidden fruit. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2112 I'd invite you inside, but there's a bit of a travel ban in place for now. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2113 It's not so bad. The honey conveys. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2114 Drones are everywhere. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2115 Who calls it the kiss of death? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2116 I don't know what all the buzz is about. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2117 Admittedly, it's not spacious, but the mortgage payments are surprisingly affordable. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2118 And you don't think your words sting? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2119 Next time you get the honey. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2120 But, honey, I'm trying to be sweeter. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2121 I need you to find Eeyore and Rabbit. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2122 You're not the same person in your Tinder profile. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2123 You said to beehive myself while you were gone. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2124 No,I am the bee keeper 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2125 Can we talk about the food truck in the room? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2126 To bee or not to bee - I answered the question. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2127 That's the worst case of hives I've ever sseen 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2128 Sure we had some good times but I think I've finally discovered what I am. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2129 Cute, dear, but you still have to take out the trash! 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2130 Only if you never call me honey again 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2131 There's a real buzz about this place. The guest rooms have a surprising amount of space and the service staff is top notch. I've talked to the queen and she's offering a honey of a deal. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2132 I'm waiting here until the recess is over. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2133 The Witness Protection Program ain't what it used to be. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2134 What chores? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2135 You are not my queen. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2136 I'm fine, just trying to keep busy. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2137 NO - I said ' BEHAVE 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2138 Say yes before the anaphylaxis 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2139 I was singing Let it Be, and then, suddenly, this happened. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2140 I have been researching my family tree and now I know what all the buzz is about 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2141 It seemed like a good idea at the time ... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2142 Honey, why can't you just let me bee? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2143 Shakespeare didn’t write “to bee or not to bee.” 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2144 Remember when I submitted that entry for "Apian Monthly's" queen for a day contest? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2145 Brace yourself. I'm a Queen. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2146 The Doctor says I’ve got hives 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2147 I'm ready to leave the nest. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2148 This is the worst case of hives I've ever had. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2149 Wait. HIDE and seek?? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2150 I'm hearing a lot of buzz about you. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2151 Despite my protests, they made me their queen. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2152 I'm so tired of living the WASP lifestyle. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2153 The stings help me forget how long you take to get ready. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2154 I'm transitioning. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2155 I now consider this my Tiny House. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2156 To tell the truth, it tickles 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2157 Are you wearing one of Ivanka Trump's latest dresses? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2158 Honey, it's not you. It's me. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2159 It's not about you. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2160 Admit it Beth, you keep me around just for the honey. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2161 I still have one more wish. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2162 Doc says I have hives. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2163 Are your parents gone yet? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2164 How come you never call me "Honey" anymore? 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2165 Dammit! I told you to get me an epi-pen regardless of the cost. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2166 Who in the hive do you think you are? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2167 What kind of beehivior led to this? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2168 It's a new yoga position, Downward Bumble. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2169 The queen and I are just good friends. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2170 They only serve vodka stingers, but you get used to it. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2171 Because she treats me like a king. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2172 Well I think you're a J.A.P. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2173 So, do you want to come up? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2174 Trust me. The truth is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2175 Love stings, honey. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2176 Honey, when I say to be as busy as a bee, I don't mean it literally! 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2177 Resigning from the party just seemed like an empty gesture. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2178 Just tell people I've gone into hiving. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2179 Winnie the who? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2180 I have a severe case of hives. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2181 ..it's roomier than the ant hill, but much more noisy.. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2182 It may be an extreme case, but hives are not contagious. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2183 Ok, I thought you said I needed to bee hive when your mother is visiting. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2184 My health food store closed. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2185 It's good to be Queen! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2186 It's called a sting operation. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2187 Please don't call me honey right now. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2188 Please stop calling me honey. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2189 Donald Trump is a jackass. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2190 "It's not 'to bee or not to bee'? Damn! 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2191 You're right - I am a W. A. S. P. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2192 You think I've gone overboard with bees and I think you spend too much money....we've been over this before.... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2193 Nothing else gives me the same buzz. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2194 I'm all for tiny houses. Got wi-fi? 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2195 I swear, It's not you, it's me...... 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2196 I told you we should have gone back to your place. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2197 I am the undisputed best trainer for the 100 yard dash. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2198 When you said on your profile that you were a WASP I was expecting something different. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2199 I'm still not attracted to you. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2200 Is it safe to come out yet? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2201 Ok, I'll ask for directions. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2202 Your offer is unacceptable. You'll have to sweeten the deal. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2203 Yeah...I neglected to mention my 106 children in my profile. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2204 Damn right I'm a WASP. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2205 It's time we had that chat about the birds and the bees 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2206 Yeah, but the rent is affordable and you can't beat this location. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2207 You were expecting Pooh? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2208 Please don't ever call me "honey" again. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2209 Don't call me "Ma'am", I'm not the bloody queen. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
2210 Not to bee. 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2211 You know how when you started scrap booking and I encouraged you to go "all in"? 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2212 Wish I could invite you to tonight's event, but the queen says it's guys only. 1.1667 0.07454 36 31 4 1
2213 Honey, I've got a bad case of the hives... 1.1667 0.08452 36 32 2 2
2214 Don't just stand there. Look for the rest of me. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2215 I told you it was a little honey of a place... 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
2216 I thought you meant you were Anglo Saxon... 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2217 I thought you had the hive next weekend. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2218 The queen is busy right now. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2219 The hive mind was no help. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
2220 Two creams no sugar. 1.1622 0.08232 37 33 2 2
2221 Would you believe I'm looking for my comb? 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2222 What's with the surprise? I told you I was a WASP! 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
2223 Blown away by Dan's surprise beehive marriage proposal, Eileen says, yes. 1.1562 0.06521 32 27 5 0
2224 it's a great way to get a buzz. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2225 I know desperate times call for desperate measures, but really????? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2226 I can't. I've sworn allegiance to the Queen. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2227 A short-tempered Genie with road rage! What more is there to know? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2228 Whatever you do, don't call me honey! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2229 I didn't believe you when you said, 'Burt, from Burt's Bees.' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2230 It's a co-living building. Quite nice actually, free honey too. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2231 I've been working 9 to hive this week. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2232 It's actually bigger than the other tiny house. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2233 Come get me in four years. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2234 Has your mother gone home yet? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2235 I'm very busy. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2236 I'm really not feeling this Air BnB. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2237 Sorry Honey, I'm a queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2238 I have them right where I want them. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2239 Don't you dare call me honey 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2240 I told you to mind your own beeswax.... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2241 I had to see what the buzz was all about. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2242 But my profile clearly states that I'm a wasp. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2243 You are giving me mixed messages. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2244 Oh, You thought I was that kind of WASP! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2245 So, what's all the buzz about?" 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2246 Be still! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2247 Victoria, will you 'Bee Mine'? Get it? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2248 Here's the latest buzz." 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2249 I knew that one day my queen would come 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2250 My therapist told me to bee myself. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2251 Because this is where the honey is. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2252 I swear, you're my only queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2253 You know what they say about big nests... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2254 No. I'm positive. We already have a Queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2255 I thought I told you my family were WASPs. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2256 Behave or bee hived 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2257 We are entertaining candidates for a new Queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2258 You say "hive mentality" like that's a bad thing. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2259 Well I call it in flagrante delicioso. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2260 I guess I was just sick and tired of bee-ing in the dog house! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2261 Honey, you're not gonna believe it. It sleeps 10,000 and for only $900 a month. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2262 Bzzzz, bzzz, bzzzzz bzz!! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2263 I am going to stick with store honey 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2264 I thought you said, "Honey, bring home something sweet." 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2265 Your not gonna win this stare down! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2266 It's not you. I don't know why I push people away. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2267 We're going to need another week before the bespoke craft honey is ready. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2268 Give me a buzz if you need anything. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2269 Be Sweet. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2270 Honey, hive been thinking a lot lately about global swarming... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2271 I live in New Canaan. Of course I'm a WASP. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2272 Don't try to obscure what really matters here, Paula. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2273 To bee, or not to bee? That is the question, and I think you have my answer. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2274 Trust me, you'll fit - just take your shoes off. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2275 Could you please stop calling me honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2276 I'm the queen's favorite. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2277 Honey, I just wanted you to bee yourself 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2278 So it's a "no" on the whole birds and the bees thing? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2279 Honey, don't be so literal. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2280 Would you like to come in and catch a buzz? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2281 I have to break our date. I think I have hives! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2282 Sorry I'm being so waspish today. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2283 Just hanging out. You? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2284 If you can't beat em, bee em. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2285 They say bee pollen lowers blood pressure so I thought I'd give it a try. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2286 I told you I wasn't a WASP. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2287 It’s not racist, it’s just a symbol of pride in my heritage as a WASP. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2288 Will you Bee my valentine? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2289 The good part is that I'm never lonely. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2290 I'm training for a job in the White House. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2291 Are you sure this will clear up my acne? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2292 I know it doesn't seem that way, but I fit in here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2293 This is better than the daily assaults on Twitter. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2294 It's just until we can get a mortgage." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2295 Why it is OK for you to celebrate your ethnic heritage but when we White Anglo Saxon protestants want to do the same thing it is suspect? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2296 You're right - I do bug you a lot. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2297 Do you want to hear my Hamlet soliloquy? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2298 They misunderstood me at the beauty parlor. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2299 The Air Bee 'n' Bee concept needs work. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2300 It had to bee you... 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2301 She'll only negotiate queen to queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2302 That 'lose your stinger' business is no myth. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2303 It's not the best job in the world. But I find it helps to bee positive. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2304 Its something I read about on BuzzFeed 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2305 Honey, I knew this would get your attention. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2306 'You'd better get out of there before you get hives.' 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2307 No more honey-dos. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2308 I checked "White" on the Ethnicity and Race Identification Form, and the next thing I know I was stuffed in here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2309 What do you mean, your mother won't let you date WASPs? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2310 Her majesty asks who is calling. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2311 But you asked me to bee myself? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2312 Really? A bee hive? All I did was sleep with your sister. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2313 This was the last place she expected to find her honey. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2314 I may be a WASP, but I assure you I don't summer in Nantucket. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2315 _Now_ am I waspy enough for your parents? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2316 Try all you want. There's no sugarcoating this one. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2317 I'm trying to remind you of that tingly feeling you used to get when we kissed. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2318 "Honey" is an expression of love. It is not a demand! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2319 I told you this airbnb sounded like a hoax! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2320 I thought you were supposed to be a frog. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2321 Surprise - I'm a queen! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2322 Hey, it's Brooklyn. This is all I could get for $1000 a month. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2323 I just need a little quiet time...... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2324 The Queen is dead, Margaret. Long live the King! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2325 You'd be surprised at the amenities. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2326 I suffer from hives. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2327 They want to make me their queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2328 I was thinking I should start a Winnie the Pooh support group. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2329 I've never been a people person. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2330 What? You told me to find a different honey. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2331 What's the buzz, Honey? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2332 Worst case of hives ever! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2333 Sorry, blind dates give me hives. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2334 I saw what happened to the Giving Tree. I'm just putting my defenses up. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2335 You've never heard of hive mentality? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2336 I'm not sure; I've been stung before. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2337 They aren't very good with a lance but they are killer with powerpoint. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2338 Too bee, or not too bee - what do you think? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2339 Once a WASP always a wasp 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2340 Could you get my bug spray in the golf bag? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2341 Now that's a Honey Trap 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2342 This is what happens when you DIS a bee! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2343 What honey? Sorry, I can't hear you. This tinnitus is killing me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2344 They understand me more than you ever will. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2345 Guess you caught me with more than just my hand in the honey pot this time! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2346 I could care less what kind of tattoo you've got. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2347 I am the queen 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2348 I know Lydia--but no broker's fee! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2349 But I aspire to be king. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2350 I've been looking for my honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2351 Ours is a romance fraught with peril, Sheila. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2352 There's a bird nest in the limb above. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2353 I'm just getting a buzz on. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2354 My tinnitus doesn't seem so bad in here. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2355 Sorry, I'm in love with the Queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2356 Forget town halls, I'm staying here during the summer recess. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2357 Sorry, but since the election I've developed a hive mentality. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2358 And you swore you'd never be flagrant about your northeast elitism. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2359 Honey, just bee yourself. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2360 My shrink called it "Sadomasochistic Nesting Syndrome." 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2361 They decided they wanted a king. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2362 The network said I mostly appeal to WASPs. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2363 I told you we should've brought my Epipen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2364 At least, they call me honey! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2365 What's the current "BUZZ"? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2366 Unlike you, they're very welcoming...... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2367 Your mother said I wasn't WASPish enough for her tastes. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2368 So, do you hang out here often? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2369 'We need a queen bee , thanks for applying" 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2370 'Don't worry, I'm armless.' 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2371 I decided to immerse myself in the hivemind. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2372 "Sorry honey, I've been busy as 'you know what', can I give you a buzz later"? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2373 When one is summonsed by the queen, you just must show up. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2374 You get hives your way, I'll get them mine. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2375 Look... I'm just a character in a dream. How am I supposed to know what Freud would say? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2376 There just isn't room for you in my new life. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2377 I have hives. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2378 Oh brother, this is a real hornet's nest you've gotten into this time. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2379 Couldn't beat 'em: I joined. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2380 Oh BEHAVE! I thought you said BEEHIVE! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2381 No one was surprised to learn that they met on a dating app called Bumble 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2382 And what were your other two wishes? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2383 Alright, but your cleavage signifies just as much mysticism. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2384 I am not hive-minded! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2385 There. That's my part of the talk. Your mother is waiting in the bird nest. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2386 I'm not interested, so buzz off. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2387 I would tell you what's on my mind, but it's really none of your beeswax. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2388 Your place or mine? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2389 I asked you to make more MONEY, with an "M"! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2390 My mother warned me not to marry a WASP 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2391 Would you like to meet the Queen? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2392 I hate to be a buzz kill but the exterminators here 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2393 My name's Paul Innate. I like your dress. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2394 My editor sent me out to gather the latest buzz. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2395 They won't hurt you if you stay calm. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2396 They don't admit I'm here. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2397 Don't forget to bring me some royal jelly! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2398 For personal reasons, I will no longer hide the fact that I am a WASP from anyone who asks. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2399 I think I misunderstood what a Bumble date was. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2400 ..and did I mention it comes with a dishwasher? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2401 It's the latest in immersion experience. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2402 I know about the man in the moon, but this is absurd! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2403 Well, once you get used to the buzzing... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2404 You told me to bee myself. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2405 I'd invite you in, but my queen's a bitch. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2406 They want me to be their king. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2407 I'm tired of being your drone. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2408 That's OK, I've never dated a Jew. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2409 Would you be a dear and get me out of here? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2410 But It's rent-controlled! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2411 It's my man-scape, o.k. ! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2412 To bee, or not to bee. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2413 I'm having tea with the Queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2414 I told you my case of hives was serious, Carol. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2415 But she's a queen honey. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2416 But you said that I should find myself a hobby. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2417 No, no, honest it's not what it looks like. You're my only honey! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2418 Why do other husbands get to go to a doghouse when they're bad? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2419 I think we should start seeing other people. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2420 I was looking for my glasses. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2421 My husband likes it when I wear my hair down, but really, the beehive looks great on you! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2422 What's the Buzzword? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2423 Help me...help me! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2424 I have no relationship with bees. Fake news! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2425 I'm sorry I called you an uptight WASP. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2426 So it turns out BEEBEESITTER NEEDED wasn't a typo. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2427 I told you I was competitive, Karen. It was your idea to watch Tiny House Nation. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2428 Busy as always. You? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2429 What do you want Martha? I'm in line to see the queen! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2430 "Lose the man bun," fine. How about a man hive? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2431 Well, that's capitalism for you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2432 Honest dear, It's not what you think. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2433 I have no idea about how the birds do it. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2434 This time you literally got yourself into a hornets' nest, huh? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2435 See, my head isn't always in the clouds. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2436 It's complicated, but, yes, you are still my honey. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2437 I can't I am busy. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2438 My torso isn't here either ... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2439 No, Bill. It's the cockroaches that will survive nuclear war. The cockroaches. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2440 They followed me home. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2441 Honey, is that you? 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2442 You're different now does not explain why you didn't come home. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2443 You look just like your profile picture. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2444 Honey, it's a sting operation. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2445 I knew I should not have eaten those strawberries! They always give me the hives! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2446 White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? Sorry! doesn't ring a bell. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2447 "I'll come home, but only if I can be King Bee! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2448 Yes, I was raised Protestant...why do you ask? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2449 THIS is what happens when you tell me to mind my beeswax! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2450 So, do you hang out here often? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2451 The man-in-the-moon job was taken. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2452 The hive mind says we're incompatible. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2453 Why are you surprised? I told you I was a WASP in my profile. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2454 Thousands of years later, and you still fall for this. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2455 OK, they do ask for directions -- but they won't talk about their feelings. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2456 Commitment gives me hives. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2457 It's over honey, these are my friends now. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2458 I got the sting like a bee part -- now show me you can float like a butterfly. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2459 Bee my honey 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2460 Say what you will, I'm all the buzz. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2461 I'm studying the hive mind. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2462 They're just as allergic to me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2463 You want some honey, honey? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2464 Winnie the Pooh made this look a lot easier don't ya think? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2465 I know it's trendy to nest with someone, but this isn't going to work for me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2466 I heard your mother was coming. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2467 Your behavior is unacceptable. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2468 Yes, I am that particular superhero, and I will sting the bejesus out of you if you tell anyone. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2469 You need to buzz the password. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2470 Ah ah ah ah staying a Hive! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2471 I shouldn't have taken you so literally, when you wouldn't stop calling me Honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2472 Why don't you just tweet the buzz? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2473 My beard of bees has gotten out of control. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2474 If I start droning on, just swat me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2475 Is this what you meant by wanting some space. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2476 Who put a bee in your bonnet? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2477 I'm not sure, but I think I have the hive's back...up. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2478 Hive had the time of my life. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2479 I'm a soldier. One of 10,000. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2480 Origami was too lonely. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2481 Kiss me and I will bee your prince. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2482 It's not as sticky as you'd think. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2483 Gee, I never knew a queen bee's head was that big! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2484 I'm leaving you: she made me crown prince. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2485 Yeah, but they'll let me lower the thermostat whenever I want to. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2486 Begins with a ... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2487 I'm not coming home until you stop calling me Honey. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2488 I misunderstood - I thought the job ad said "beekeeper" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2489 Sorry, but they've given me my own room and all the honey I can eat. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2490 I have the hives. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2491 It was the cheapest rental I could find at Air Bee N Bee. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2492 And don't you dare call me "honey". 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2493 It sure beats spending ANOTHER weekend with your mother. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2494 I have left you for the queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2495 I'm a wasp, you're catholic - it'll never work. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2496 I know. Rent's gotten crazy. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2497 Turns out I'm 100% WASP. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2498 Can you mix me a stinger? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2499 I was just humming along and they put me in the choir. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2500 Honey, I was just trying to save the bees. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2501 It suits me just fine, and it's below market-rate. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2502 Yes, I have heard the buzz . 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2503 Looks like I'm not your only honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2504 I meant to call, but you know how busy I've been. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2505 Did you explain to my Doctor this isn't just an average case of The Hives ? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2506 What can I say, I fell in love with the Queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2507 You know what Jane Goodall did for the chimps, right? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2508 The Queen has a "Honey-Do" list longer than yours! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2509 For reasons I don't understand Shel left me out of the whole tree story. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2510 I realize this is a bit Kafkaesque 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2511 After Aladdin told everyone about the lamp, I had to relocate. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2512 I get to hear all the buzz. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2513 I'm busy now. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2514 Please don't be a buzz kill. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2515 I thought I told you to wait in the car. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2516 I know it isn’t much, but you’ll be treated like a queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2517 Do you have any questions for the hive mind? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2518 At this point I have only drone status, so I can't talk for long. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2519 Yes -- I do have a 'bee in my bonnet' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2520 If you just hadn't been such a buzz kill.../ 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2521 "Want to hear a Shakespeare joke". 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2522 For heaven's sake, Henrietta, you always knew I was a WASP. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2523 Getting beenapped isn't so bad, they let me have all the honey I can eat. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2524 You always want to be Queen Bee. When is it my turn? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2525 The rooms are small, but there sure are a lot of them! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2526 Please don't kill the buzz... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2527 I've decided to mix business with pleasure. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2528 Well, at least they call me "honey." 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2529 My hives are getting worse. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2530 I feel like you always have your guard up around me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2531 You might want to take that off. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2532 Your place or mine? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2533 From the abandoned early draft: "I am Buzz, the Great and Terrible. Who are you and what --Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2534 I guess this wasn't a good hiding place. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2535 My new branch office is a real hornet's nest... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2536 You've heard of the bees knees, I'm a bit headier. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2537 No, I don't think I'm a queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2538 On the positive side, it's rent controlled. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2539 Nope, it's not in here either. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2540 Well then what did you mean by 'just bee yourself?' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2541 Yes, the doghouse will be fine. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2542 Believe me, I'll turn into a handsome prince. To be safe, however, make sure to bring your EpiPen. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2543 Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2544 Nice soliloquy, but you're no Prince Hamlet! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2545 So long, Honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2546 You're the one I've been waiting for. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2547 The Queen summoned me . 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2548 Hold the pesticides! 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2549 No. Really. You're my honey. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2550 This doesn't have to change anything. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2551 This time the hive broke out into a me. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2552 Uh oh...Here comes the honey do list 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2553 "I don't know, I guess I just expected you to look a little more like your profile pictures," Annabelle confessed, gazing apologetically into her Tinder date's soft, honey-glazed eyes. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2554 I'm a little buzzed 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2555 If you want the honey, you have to earn their trust. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2556 Brad, but you can just call me B. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2557 I’m stuck here until winter. They think I’m their queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2558 Just kiss me, so I can turn into something else. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2559 Go see Frank, they said. He has all the buzz, they said. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2560 The name's Ethan, but you can call me Honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2561 It's a different kind of buzz. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2562 I'm sorry I didn't answer, I accidentally left it on vibrate. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2563 Turns out I'm 100% WASP. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2564 Do you know if I'm trending on Facebook by any chance? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2565 I'm feeling sticky. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2566 Is this your first time getting set up on beeharmony? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2567 And your question for the hive mind is…? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2568 Why did you think I ordered a mail-order virgin queen? Now get in here! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2569 It's no big deal--I get hives every summer. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2570 I want you to know I've re-evaluated your suggestion we call a professional. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2571 I think that the realtor exaggerated the interior space. And there seems to be a bug problem. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2572 I thought that you wanted to live in a community where we all met regularly 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2573 No, I wasn't trying to tell you that I was a white, anglo-saxon protestant. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2574 Heard a buzzing in my ears and here I am 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2575 It's the ultimate downsized tiny house . . . they're all the buzz. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2576 I'm filling in for the queen while she's on vacation, but I'll be free next week. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2577 I'm playing hide 'n seek. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2578 I have a honey of a deal for you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2579 Do you have to be such a buzzkill, Betty? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2580 Honey, I don't like your Halloween costume this year 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2581 When I told the Bureau that I wanted to work in drone surveillance, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2582 I just couldn't take being an empty nester. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2583 Don't worry, you're still my queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2584 I told you to stop calling me honey! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2585 I really thought that this was what Hamlet decided! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2586 Honey, they've accepted me as their Queen! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2587 Would you please stop calling me Honey; it annoys the bees. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2588 Corporate wanted buzz. Sorry, honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2589 I thought I was your Queen Bee. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2590 It's my man hive. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2591 You're not the queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2592 I'm the King Bee. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2593 Hush! The hive mind has spoken. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2594 Maybe I was a bit hasty when I called YOU my queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2595 I'm deep into the honey do list 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2596 I got the job at Buzzfeed 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2597 No, I'm not busy. Why do you ask? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2598 My online profile clearly stated WASP. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2599 ...then I said, Take me to your leader. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2600 The buzz around town is that your husband is having an affair. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2601 No girls allowed. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2602 When Bears Marinade 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2603 I like your knees. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2604 Yes, it's cramped but I had to get away from you for a while. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2605 You said you wanted a tall honey 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2606 I've gotta see my allergist. My hives are out of control. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2607 Sorry, but Her Majesty is currently indisposed. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2608 Now is not a good time. We're busy as...well you know. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2609 It's queen sized 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2610 You're the one who suggested urban beekeeping. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2611 Go ahead be honest. I can take your stinging comments. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2612 I have a confession to make. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2613 This doesn't make you King of anything, idiot! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2614 Nobody taught me about the birds and the bees 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2615 My head is buzzing, the queen's mad as a hornet, and you just stand there droning on and on. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2616 I forgot to tell you; I'm a queen. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2617 You don't look much like your Tinder photo either. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2618 Habitat for Humanity is starting to branch out. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2619 It's much larger than our Chinatown apartment, the neighborhood is quieter, plus the rent is stabilized. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2620 So Alice, let's talk about your issues. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2621 Beehive yourself. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2622 Yes, okay, now you can tell my doctor that my case of the hives is serious. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2623 I'm finally an empty nester. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2624 It's helping with my anxiety. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2625 I said I'd behave, not beehive 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2626 They're treating me fine but I've put on 20 pounds. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2627 I was sitting under the tree reading Kafka's 'Metamorphosis,' when suddenly... 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2628 I've never been so buzzed. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2629 But the voice said loud and clear, "bee yourself." 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2630 No, you misunderstood when I said, 'I love you, honey.' 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2631 I'm confronting my WASP heritage. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2632 Most wives just send their husbands to the dog house. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2633 "Not to be" - that is the answer. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2634 Do you have any Benedryl? I've had hives before. But this is ridiculous. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2635 I'm sorry I keep droning on and on about my stinger , tell me about you ! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2636 It's been 265 days. They haven't noticed yet. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2637 I knew you'd come running to see what all the buzz was about. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2638 I'm sorry, but it's true. I am a queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2639 Because it's rent controlled. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2640 And that's why I never called. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2641 Easy??? You should see my budget for Epipens. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2642 You've never dated a wasp before? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2643 Minding my beeswax. And you? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2644 It's a zen thing. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2645 This isn't going to work out. You're too much of a loner. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2646 What's buzzin? Wanna hang together? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2647 I thought you were allergic to bees. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2648 I feel like you don't get me anymore, it really stings. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2649 Why yes, I have read The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest. Why do you ask? 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2650 They made me their queen. You would've done the same. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2651 I’m leaving you for the man in the moon. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2652 Tell Airbnb that we like the price but not the room. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2653 Sorry; it's none of your beeswax... 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2654 Give me a honey-do list, I do honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2655 Kafka, Shmafka! It feels more like Thurber to me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2656 I didn't think your parents would accept me if I wasn't a wasp. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2657 Don't you see this as a metaphor for our relationship? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2658 Adopted or not, I can't date outside the hive. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2659 I'll do anything to be your honey. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2660 They adopted me when I was little. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2661 I can't get any writing done in my apartment. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2662 That's a lot of work just to avoid eating quiche. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2663 It seemed like a good idea at the time ... 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2664 I'm half Jewish half WASP. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2665 You're the bees knees. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2666 You know, I can't say I appreciate your hive mentality. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2667 Are you my queen? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2668 You're a wonderful girl, but you're no queen. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2669 I am not a WASP 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2670 Sorry honey, but please buzz off, we're a little busy right now. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2671 Yes, I landed in a hornet's nest this time. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2672 Hey, honey! Give me a buzz. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2673 I was playing "Game of Thrones" and this was the only Queen spot available. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2674 Little houses - it's all the buzz. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2675 Are you coming in or not 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2676 It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2677 They would prefer you not call me honey any longer. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2678 I wanted to discover what "the buzz is all about." 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2679 It's OK darling. I know the genie misheard your wish that your husband made more money, not more honey. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2680 Sorry, it's over -- I checked on Ancestry, and my family includes only WASPs. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2681 I'm new to bumble. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2682 I was bee-headed! 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2683 I'm never coming back, Jane, so get over it. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2684 I've decided to bee. 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2685 I'm not coming out until 2020 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2686 You never treated me like a queen 1.1515 0.08835 33 30 1 2
2687 The kids aren't here, dear--I'll check the anthill next. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2688 Buzz off, Marsha. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2689 I only have hives for you. 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2690 You wanna be my Queen? 1.1515 0.06338 33 28 5 0
2691 The Queen invited me. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2692 I'll come back when your mother leaves. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2693 Kiss me woman! But be careful! 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2694 Meow. 1.1515 0.07689 33 29 3 1
2695 You give a new meaning to stalking ! 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2696 I'm pretty buzzed. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2697 But you said you'd only marry a WASP 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2698 Rent was too high at the apiary. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2699 “My Match.com profile says I’m a WASP. What did you expect? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2700 Darling, your stinging retorts have finally taken on a life of their own. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2701 You look different from your Bumble profile. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2702 Yes, but it's a dry-sting. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2703 My family left, you can come out now. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2704 It's none of your beeswax what I'm doing in here! 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2705 Due to recent budgetary constraints, we have had to modify our Global Swarming study. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2706 I swear I've looked everywhere for Junior's Pooh Bear. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2707 Can I get you anything, honey? 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2708 I've learned the secret for making honey, but its really REALLY gross. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2709 Sorry, but the Queen needs me. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2710 I am white, Anglo-Saxon and Protestant, but perhaps not quite a human as you might have been expecting. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2711 Can you wait till the birds arrive? 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2712 I suppose when the listing said this was a 'quaint, friendly co-op suite in a complex with a lot of buzz,' it was technically accurate. 1.1471 0.08583 34 31 1 2
2713 That dress may be too enticing for my roommates. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2714 Oh, I'm the head bee. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2715 Well everyone wants to be a pollen collector, but I have found hive repair to be truly rewarding. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2716 I wanted to get closer to your mom. 1.1471 0.06165 34 29 5 0
2717 They're demanding a sit with the CEO of Monsanto or I'm a goner. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2718 I'm not coming out until you calm down. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2719 Yeah, but it's a honey of a deal for a studio. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2720 I told you I'm busy 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2721 Me Hiveman, you honeybunch. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2722 Sorry - we already have a queen bee. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2723 Actually, I'm Irish Catholic. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2724 Welcome to the hive mind. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2725 Honey, do we have something to get rid of hives? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2726 Did my receptionist tell you where to find me? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2727 Can't talk to you right now, I'm buzzed. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2728 The Queen is not amused. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2729 What? You knew I was a W.A.S.P. when you married me. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2730 Did your mother leave yet? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2731 I'm trying to bee all that I can bee. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2732 Are you new to match.com? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2733 I finally answered it: to be. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2734 I'm stuck. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2735 ...was never a question for me. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2736 The ad said 'snug space, Central Park views, sweetest deal on the UWS. Of course I took it! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2737 You're right, we should have gotten the honey with the undertones of lavender. This one screams dandelions. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2738 I swear I'm not honey-dicking you, Janet. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2739 No? Does that anything to do with my being a WASP? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2740 You are very cute but I think we should keep our distance. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2741 But you said your parents would prefer you dated a W.A.S.P? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2742 I'll be home after spring pollination. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2743 The burning bush was already taken. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2744 Six more hours and I make the Guinness Book of World Records. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2745 It could have been worse. You should see what happened to Larry! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2746 I am the Lorax. I now speak for the bees. And you bastards better listen this time! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2747 Oh...tiny HOUSE. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2748 What did you expect? I'm White, Anglo-Saxon, and Protestant. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2749 Just because you've been stung before, doesn't mean all us bees are bad guys. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2750 That's just how they are. I know you were speaking figuratively, and you know you were speaking figuratively, but THEY take everything so literally...so next time please just call me "Dear." 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2751 Things just make more sense in here. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2752 I asked you not to call me Honey. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2753 I'd say it's more serious than a simple case of hives. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2754 I got the idea from those tiny house shows. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2755 Too Bee or not to Bee, that is the question Honey. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2756 I need a buzz. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2757 No, I said beHAVE yourself! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2758 Good thing I am not allergic. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2759 No, I'm not coming home. I really believe this is where I belong. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2760 So, what's the buzz around the neighborhood? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2761 And whom shall I say wishes an audience with the Queen? 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2762 I'm proud to be a WASP. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2763 They needed a king and so I accepted 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2764 Don't you 'honey' me! 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2765 Mom always said I was a WASP. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2766 This job does have great health insurance. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2767 Would you consider selling? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2768 You don't always get to bee who your want to bee 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2769 Spare me the Hamlet jokes. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2770 All of the Safe Spaces were taken 1.1333 0.09264 30 28 0 2
2771 What can I say, it's rent controlled. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2772 It's not that I fear commitment, but there's just not enough room for you to move in. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2773 It's more sustainable than a tiny house 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2774 #DumpedWifeForTheBeyhive 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2775 And then she said, "Have I got a honey of a deal for you!' 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2776 Honey, I just need to bee for a while. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2777 In the end, it's not worth all the buzz. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2778 I'm taking the tiny house movement to the next level. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2779 Really ? Hamlet ? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2780 Naturally, I turned them down a number of times. But their 401(k) proved beyond irresistible. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2781 Your mom didn't tell you all of it. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2782 But Mom, where are the birds? 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2783 Welcome to the Tiny House Revolution. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2784 This isn't what I imagined when they said I was drafted by the Hornets. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2785 In that moment Janet realized it wasn't just a mid-life crisis. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2786 I prefer the dog house. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2787 It's just for a day. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2788 I tried to catch a buzz 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2789 Sorry I have to break our date. I've got hives. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2790 My doctor said it's an allergic reaction to your perfume. It causes me to break out in hives. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2791 The queen said I could stay as long as I like. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2792 Maybe you didn't understand, but I did tell you we might have problems with my ethnicity. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2793 Cut me out in 2020. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2794 I didn't think it would happen this way when I prayed to God to introduce me to my future honey! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2795 I will miss you too, but I need to be part of a collective that works together 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2796 Look, it worked for Jerry Seinfeld. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2797 You said you "have to have raw honey... the stuff at the store is processed." Well, it doesn't get any rawer than this, honey. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2798 I've been bee-headed! 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2799 I love the buzz! 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2800 I told you I was adopted. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2801 You were supposed to bring the birds. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2802 The queen proposed to me -- I couldn't refuse. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2803 It's part of my mindfulness training: identifying with the aggressor. 1.1333 0.06312 30 26 4 0
2804 Never bet with a Witch. 1.1333 0.07927 30 27 2 1
2805 Kiss me and the bees will disapp