Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Let's pick up the pace. They're billing by the hour. |
2.1645 |
0.00841 |
8330 |
1879 |
3202 |
3249 |
1 |
Apparently they're experts in hostile takeovers. |
2.1298 |
0.01161 |
4100 |
902 |
1764 |
1434 |
2 |
We sue at dawn. |
2.1245 |
0.00848 |
8955 |
2398 |
3044 |
3513 |
3 |
This time they'll know we mean business. |
2.1147 |
0.01173 |
4281 |
1043 |
1704 |
1534 |
4 |
Well, on the other hand, there is no fee unless we win. |
2.0705 |
0.01161 |
4157 |
1028 |
1808 |
1321 |
5 |
Pillaging lasts a day, these guys will screw them for years! |
2.0610 |
0.03084 |
688 |
205 |
236 |
247 |
6 |
We may have lost the battle, but we'll win the appeal. |
2.0352 |
0.00879 |
7535 |
2065 |
3140 |
2330 |
7 |
The field will soon be littered with habeas corpuses. |
2.0346 |
0.00884 |
8215 |
2498 |
2935 |
2782 |
8 |
...so I told the genie I wanted a hoard of the most ruthless and feared men from throughout history... |
2.0286 |
0.01698 |
2130 |
624 |
821 |
685 |
9 |
You just had to say "Run it by the lawyers", didn't you? |
2.0062 |
0.01176 |
4211 |
1214 |
1757 |
1240 |
10 |
You better be right about the pen being mightier than the sword. |
2.0032 |
0.00930 |
7185 |
2220 |
2722 |
2243 |
11 |
So, it's a legal battle they want? |
1.9811 |
0.01189 |
4084 |
1218 |
1725 |
1141 |
12 |
Hostile takeovers ain’t what they used to be. |
1.9679 |
0.00852 |
9148 |
3190 |
3062 |
2896 |
13 |
The streets will run red with tape |
1.9594 |
0.00988 |
6622 |
2282 |
2327 |
2013 |
14 |
You realize we're only gonna get a third of the plunder... |
1.9503 |
0.00985 |
6033 |
1922 |
2489 |
1622 |
15 |
I liked it better when we settled disputes out of court. |
1.9228 |
0.01217 |
3784 |
1217 |
1642 |
925 |
16 |
Don't worry, these guys know how to charge. |
1.9191 |
0.00998 |
6121 |
2133 |
2350 |
1638 |
17 |
You think it's overkill, because you've never been through a divorce. |
1.9140 |
0.01004 |
6271 |
2273 |
2264 |
1734 |
18 |
Explain to me again this idea of pillageable hours. |
1.9016 |
0.01370 |
3242 |
1161 |
1239 |
842 |
19 |
Trust me, nothing crushes the enemy's spirit like long-term financial planning. |
1.8940 |
0.01272 |
3812 |
1399 |
1418 |
995 |
20 |
That's the last time I let you occupy Wall Street |
1.8856 |
0.01320 |
3574 |
1341 |
1301 |
932 |
21 |
I hate legal battles. |
1.8763 |
0.01021 |
6121 |
2376 |
2126 |
1619 |
22 |
First we'll hit the castle with code violations. |
1.8612 |
0.01144 |
4481 |
1668 |
1767 |
1046 |
23 |
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Deposition. |
1.8235 |
0.01589 |
2567 |
1098 |
824 |
645 |
24 |
I said, 'Suits of armor,' not 'Armani suits.' |
1.8201 |
0.01397 |
3257 |
1381 |
1081 |
795 |
25 |
Now that we've captured these lawyers, let's threaten to release one every hour until our ransom demands are met. |
1.8179 |
0.01297 |
3948 |
1735 |
1197 |
1016 |
26 |
I call it "shock and audit." |
1.8059 |
0.01534 |
2576 |
1079 |
918 |
579 |
27 |
This time we mean business. |
1.7933 |
0.01067 |
5124 |
2133 |
1917 |
1074 |
28 |
Instead of sacking their castle, we'll offer a reverse mortgage. |
1.7896 |
0.01436 |
2885 |
1225 |
1042 |
618 |
29 |
You're the one who wanted to negotiate. |
1.7871 |
0.01099 |
4561 |
1844 |
1844 |
873 |
30 |
It's not war that's hell, it's the paperwork. |
1.7852 |
0.01127 |
4423 |
1819 |
1735 |
869 |
31 |
I wanted “a counting of our troops.” Not “accountants for our troops!” |
1.7823 |
0.02024 |
1470 |
637 |
516 |
317 |
32 |
There is no way she is getting the beach house. |
1.7762 |
0.01514 |
2721 |
1221 |
888 |
612 |
33 |
For once corporate seems to have our backs. |
1.7701 |
0.01230 |
3536 |
1446 |
1457 |
633 |
34 |
I texted headquarters to send us 10,000 new “insurgents.” Their spellchecker changed it to “insurance agents.” |
1.7668 |
0.01283 |
4099 |
1973 |
1109 |
1017 |
35 |
I'm beginning to think we should have settled out of court. |
1.7666 |
0.01197 |
3908 |
1656 |
1508 |
744 |
36 |
Who said anything about invasion? I'm preparing for evasion. |
1.7621 |
0.02689 |
803 |
351 |
292 |
160 |
37 |
The ad said they specialize in assault and battery. |
1.7577 |
0.01579 |
2332 |
1029 |
839 |
464 |
38 |
There's an ambulance up ahead. Maybe we can lose them there. |
1.7548 |
0.01478 |
2941 |
1393 |
876 |
672 |
39 |
First we rape and pillage then we audit the hell out if them |
1.7522 |
0.02115 |
1380 |
639 |
444 |
297 |
40 |
Trust me, nobody plunders like these guys. |
1.7427 |
0.01703 |
1978 |
887 |
713 |
378 |
41 |
remember when we used to conquer without having to run it through legal? |
1.7342 |
0.01489 |
2603 |
1189 |
917 |
497 |
42 |
I should have read the Magna Carta before I signed it. |
1.7333 |
0.01866 |
1672 |
769 |
580 |
323 |
43 |
Obviously we have two very different interpretations of "hostile takeover" |
1.7202 |
0.02338 |
972 |
432 |
380 |
160 |
44 |
They shall learn to fear the name of Zorrak the Litigious ! |
1.7172 |
0.03028 |
647 |
309 |
212 |
126 |
45 |
'So sue me,' he says. |
1.7163 |
0.01518 |
2552 |
1215 |
846 |
491 |
46 |
I'm already regretting this merger |
1.7069 |
0.01233 |
3613 |
1677 |
1318 |
618 |
47 |
We may lose this battle, but we'll have them tied up in court for years. |
1.7057 |
0.01379 |
2691 |
1201 |
1081 |
409 |
48 |
I guess he wasn't kidding. He does have an army of lawyers. |
1.7032 |
0.01342 |
3063 |
1434 |
1104 |
525 |
49 |
They're docile now, but just wait until they lose cell reception. |
1.6982 |
0.01529 |
2508 |
1228 |
809 |
471 |
50 |
Their résumés all said 'headhunter' |
1.6980 |
0.01551 |
2447 |
1201 |
784 |
462 |
51 |
Remember, we're not here to negotiate. |
1.6711 |
0.01830 |
1490 |
697 |
586 |
207 |
52 |
The pen had damn well BETTER be mightier than the sword! |
1.6694 |
0.01427 |
2792 |
1408 |
899 |
485 |
53 |
I told you to order armored suits, not Armani suits! |
1.6652 |
0.01518 |
2581 |
1344 |
757 |
480 |
54 |
Let's see if he refuses to release his tax returns now. |
1.6625 |
0.02448 |
1037 |
556 |
275 |
206 |
55 |
I brought sticks and stones just in case. |
1.6542 |
0.02260 |
1099 |
564 |
351 |
184 |
56 |
Let's gallop, just for fun. |
1.6542 |
0.01983 |
1524 |
811 |
429 |
284 |
57 |
We'll attack when the defense rests. |
1.6507 |
0.01762 |
1772 |
905 |
581 |
286 |
58 |
My lawyer? Lemming & Lemming....why do you ask? |
1.6462 |
0.02013 |
1371 |
709 |
438 |
224 |
59 |
These corporate raids just don't have the same vibe. |
1.6430 |
0.02089 |
1182 |
591 |
422 |
169 |
60 |
Hostile takeovers ain’t what they used to be. |
1.6390 |
0.01639 |
2449 |
1407 |
519 |
523 |
61 |
I will never surrender my tax returns. |
1.6375 |
0.03192 |
538 |
280 |
173 |
85 |
62 |
I'm not losing a battle on a technicality ever again. |
1.6370 |
0.01738 |
1730 |
880 |
598 |
252 |
63 |
I don't care if Barney's had a sale. Next time I'll pick the uniforms myself. |
1.6367 |
0.02236 |
1145 |
611 |
339 |
195 |
64 |
I realize it seems cruel. But the King's subjects must be made to understand that The Black Death is in fact a disqualifying pre-existing condition under the terms of the policy. |
1.6329 |
0.02655 |
760 |
394 |
251 |
115 |
65 |
I miss the old days when everything wasn't litigated to death. |
1.6283 |
0.01948 |
1345 |
686 |
473 |
186 |
66 |
Well, at least we'll know whether the pen really is mightier than the sword. |
1.6234 |
0.02743 |
693 |
360 |
234 |
99 |
67 |
In a few miles, we should water the horses and cocktail the lawyers. |
1.6232 |
0.02167 |
1096 |
566 |
377 |
153 |
68 |
Just explain it to me one more time....the difference between an Inquisition and an audit is what again? |
1.6156 |
0.01603 |
2120 |
1141 |
653 |
326 |
69 |
Do they know that CHARGE is an order and not a transaction? |
1.6136 |
0.02146 |
1087 |
563 |
381 |
143 |
70 |
Now that we've drained the swamp, what are we supposed to do with them? |
1.6112 |
0.02188 |
1209 |
676 |
327 |
206 |
71 |
Wait'll they find out the king never pays his lawyers. |
1.5996 |
0.02245 |
1039 |
563 |
329 |
147 |
72 |
How much further is the cliff? |
1.5966 |
0.02129 |
1242 |
701 |
341 |
200 |
73 |
I kept telling you to claim all your looting as income. |
1.5958 |
0.01829 |
1425 |
744 |
513 |
168 |
74 |
Sometimes you have to go to war with the army you have not the army you want. |
1.5957 |
0.02272 |
1024 |
561 |
316 |
147 |
75 |
I used to love being a barbarian. Now I just feel dirty. |
1.5956 |
0.02262 |
1098 |
620 |
302 |
176 |
76 |
I'm expecting a legal battle |
1.5883 |
0.01688 |
1778 |
967 |
576 |
235 |
77 |
If any dare to resist us, their streets will run red with tape. |
1.5849 |
0.03837 |
371 |
210 |
105 |
56 |
78 |
Wars kill. Litigation destroys!!! |
1.5824 |
0.02809 |
649 |
358 |
204 |
87 |
79 |
I take it this is a civil war. |
1.5787 |
0.02093 |
1175 |
654 |
362 |
159 |
80 |
I have my doubts about these new Homeland Security hires. |
1.5769 |
0.01905 |
1919 |
1246 |
239 |
434 |
81 |
Well, at least we'll now see if the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.5751 |
0.02312 |
899 |
488 |
305 |
106 |
82 |
I remember when the legal department was just Hrothgar, the rack, and a thumbscrew. |
1.5728 |
0.02240 |
1058 |
603 |
304 |
151 |
83 |
So you're sure he said game of torts? |
1.5706 |
0.04097 |
326 |
189 |
88 |
49 |
84 |
Attacking our enemies with an army of lawyers seems needlessly cruel. |
1.5672 |
0.01919 |
1377 |
776 |
421 |
180 |
85 |
Sorry, but I still see a difference between raping and pillaging and just screwing people out of health insurance. |
1.5655 |
0.02721 |
771 |
460 |
186 |
125 |
86 |
Let's quicken the pace, they're billing by tenths of an hour. |
1.5586 |
0.01923 |
1373 |
785 |
409 |
179 |
87 |
They call me Erik The Litigious. |
1.5585 |
0.02056 |
1162 |
655 |
365 |
142 |
88 |
We're adventure capitalists. |
1.5577 |
0.02873 |
615 |
352 |
183 |
80 |
89 |
I miss the old days, when we could pillage without worrying about the legal consequences. |
1.5548 |
0.01979 |
1260 |
716 |
389 |
155 |
90 |
We'll either defeat them in battle or a legion of lawyers will be killed. It's win-win. |
1.5524 |
0.02342 |
992 |
591 |
254 |
147 |
91 |
Yes, but if we win, they have to pay our fees. |
1.5507 |
0.01916 |
1311 |
742 |
416 |
153 |
92 |
So your idea is to bore them to death? |
1.5482 |
0.02849 |
633 |
370 |
179 |
84 |
93 |
Not the 'hostile takeover' I'm used to leading. |
1.5416 |
0.01983 |
1237 |
714 |
376 |
147 |
94 |
Because you're younger with only one hat-point. |
1.5390 |
0.02187 |
1256 |
800 |
235 |
221 |
95 |
You think the paper trail will give us away? |
1.5389 |
0.02866 |
566 |
322 |
183 |
61 |
96 |
As it turns out, castrations, scalps and gold teeth all qualify as gross income. |
1.5366 |
0.02328 |
1092 |
693 |
212 |
187 |
97 |
ambulant chasers ! |
1.5366 |
0.02185 |
1215 |
764 |
250 |
201 |
98 |
. . . and then we turn the lawyers loose, so the real pillaging can begin. |
1.5350 |
0.03218 |
471 |
275 |
140 |
56 |
99 |
So, how did you get into mergers and acquisitions? |
1.5337 |
0.02114 |
1025 |
585 |
333 |
107 |
100 |
I don't really mind the battles; It's the regulatory compliance that's a drag. |
1.5330 |
0.02181 |
1030 |
605 |
301 |
124 |
101 |
They are conditioned to following horse's asses. |
1.5270 |
0.02633 |
814 |
513 |
173 |
128 |
102 |
We need to stop soon. The horses need water and the lawyers may need to adjust their briefs. |
1.5216 |
0.02340 |
926 |
562 |
245 |
119 |
103 |
I know winter is coming, but so is April 15th. |
1.5205 |
0.02500 |
682 |
387 |
235 |
60 |
104 |
Onward to the (com)promised land !!! |
1.5184 |
0.02428 |
1003 |
654 |
178 |
171 |
105 |
Do you think we're leaving an audit trail? |
1.5182 |
0.02525 |
743 |
441 |
219 |
83 |
106 |
This time, there will be no doubt that we mean business! |
1.5147 |
0.03107 |
511 |
310 |
139 |
62 |
107 |
Four centuries of plunder, and now they ask for receipts. |
1.5140 |
0.02668 |
714 |
439 |
183 |
92 |
108 |
Remember when the rules of engagement were simpler? |
1.5137 |
0.03015 |
512 |
304 |
153 |
55 |
109 |
Attila wanted the cruelest mercenaries, I'm bringing him Congress! |
1.5113 |
0.02722 |
708 |
443 |
168 |
97 |
110 |
We're off to sue the wizard. |
1.5111 |
0.03183 |
495 |
304 |
129 |
62 |
111 |
Frankly, this idea seems even worse than the "Send in the Clowns" offensive. |
1.5106 |
0.02880 |
613 |
379 |
155 |
79 |
112 |
We came, we saw, we audited. |
1.5082 |
0.02328 |
858 |
514 |
252 |
92 |
113 |
Well, you did ask for a band of cutthroats. |
1.5078 |
0.02399 |
829 |
502 |
233 |
94 |
114 |
I came, I sued, I conquered. |
1.5057 |
0.02497 |
791 |
487 |
208 |
96 |
115 |
Having an acquisition army is more profitable, but I do miss hands-on plundering. |
1.5036 |
0.03259 |
417 |
247 |
130 |
40 |
116 |
We Came, We Sued, We Conquered. |
1.5030 |
0.02730 |
664 |
411 |
172 |
81 |
117 |
I'm telling you, Bob, he said "pursue the enemy," not "sue the enemy." |
1.5026 |
0.02545 |
774 |
482 |
195 |
97 |
118 |
I say we put 'em all in a giant horse and leave it outside the city gate. |
1.5014 |
0.02642 |
702 |
434 |
184 |
84 |
119 |
If you can't beat them, audit them. |
1.4943 |
0.02325 |
791 |
470 |
251 |
70 |
120 |
Are they still back there? |
1.4941 |
0.03068 |
506 |
313 |
136 |
57 |
121 |
Next time, click the "I AGREE" button. |
1.4890 |
0.02662 |
681 |
427 |
175 |
79 |
122 |
I liked it better when we won with shock and awe instead of fear and loathing. |
1.4889 |
0.02653 |
722 |
462 |
167 |
93 |
123 |
I could swear he said we'd lead the battle for 'gold and sex', not 'Goldman Sachs'. |
1.4839 |
0.02787 |
651 |
419 |
149 |
83 |
124 |
We should have brought our boxers instead of briefs! |
1.4816 |
0.02967 |
571 |
368 |
131 |
72 |
125 |
They're from the firm of Genghis and Khan. |
1.4815 |
0.02844 |
596 |
378 |
149 |
69 |
126 |
I keep telling them. I don't need life insurance. |
1.4813 |
0.02705 |
669 |
427 |
162 |
80 |
127 |
We will gain untold riches, less thirty percent of course. |
1.4813 |
0.04695 |
187 |
112 |
60 |
15 |
128 |
I didn't sign up for this level of barbarism. |
1.4809 |
0.02590 |
680 |
423 |
187 |
70 |
129 |
Next time, read the Terms of service. |
1.4787 |
0.02670 |
658 |
415 |
171 |
72 |
130 |
If you say whatever suits you one more time......! |
1.4767 |
0.02793 |
602 |
381 |
155 |
66 |
131 |
If it's a battle of wits, our guys are only half-armed. |
1.4745 |
0.02975 |
628 |
426 |
106 |
96 |
132 |
No way they can withstand the billable hours... |
1.4724 |
0.02566 |
616 |
373 |
195 |
48 |
133 |
They are from Goldman Saxons |
1.4723 |
0.03369 |
451 |
297 |
95 |
59 |
134 |
His Majesty wants us to either win the battle or tie it up in the courts for years! |
1.4721 |
0.02736 |
610 |
385 |
162 |
63 |
135 |
At the edge of the cliff, you go left, I go right. |
1.4716 |
0.02897 |
564 |
361 |
140 |
63 |
136 |
The streets will run red with ink |
1.4707 |
0.02868 |
563 |
358 |
145 |
60 |
137 |
Oh, they will feel the mighty wrath of Smith, Hogarth and Cheney! |
1.4684 |
0.03422 |
380 |
239 |
104 |
37 |
138 |
At dawn, we file an injunction. |
1.4683 |
0.02742 |
583 |
365 |
163 |
55 |
139 |
Shock and law. |
1.4674 |
0.02851 |
582 |
375 |
142 |
65 |
140 |
Billing rate of $500 per hour... and they call us the Barbarians? |
1.4673 |
0.03138 |
490 |
318 |
115 |
57 |
141 |
Remember when looting and pillaging was an honorable profession? |
1.4673 |
0.02860 |
565 |
361 |
144 |
60 |
142 |
Covfefe! |
1.4649 |
0.03411 |
456 |
308 |
84 |
64 |
143 |
I miss the days when we could raid and plunder without having to run it by the lawyers first. |
1.4618 |
0.02764 |
550 |
343 |
160 |
47 |
144 |
It only took 200 billable hours to sack Constantinople. |
1.4615 |
0.02802 |
546 |
343 |
154 |
49 |
145 |
Is this their first corporate retreat? |
1.4597 |
0.02960 |
533 |
346 |
129 |
58 |
146 |
I told the King not to involve H.R. |
1.4597 |
0.02838 |
533 |
336 |
149 |
48 |
147 |
Wait until they find out we only need two of them. |
1.4507 |
0.03131 |
426 |
270 |
120 |
36 |
148 |
We mean business. |
1.4481 |
0.02961 |
482 |
308 |
132 |
42 |
149 |
They have taken all the fun out of pillaging. |
1.4466 |
0.02915 |
468 |
294 |
139 |
35 |
150 |
Legal says do NOT call it a "Crusade." |
1.4461 |
0.02878 |
473 |
296 |
143 |
34 |
151 |
In a hostile takeover, you can never have enough lawyers. |
1.4444 |
0.03033 |
459 |
295 |
124 |
40 |
152 |
Just once, I'd like to do a hostile takeover the old-fashioned way. |
1.4385 |
0.03253 |
431 |
287 |
99 |
45 |
153 |
We can still loot and pillage, but we need to fill out 1099's. |
1.4384 |
0.03490 |
349 |
227 |
91 |
31 |
154 |
Do you have ANY IDEA what this is costing us? |
1.4351 |
0.03140 |
416 |
269 |
113 |
34 |
155 |
We Came, We Sued, We Conquered. |
1.4351 |
0.03389 |
416 |
283 |
85 |
48 |
156 |
Didn't I tell you that the Republicans would follow me? |
1.4324 |
0.03225 |
407 |
267 |
104 |
36 |
157 |
The idea is to bore the enemy to death. |
1.4324 |
0.03168 |
414 |
270 |
109 |
35 |
158 |
Sir, I regret to inform you that news of the battle was leaked to the personal injury lawyers. |
1.4320 |
0.03234 |
412 |
272 |
102 |
38 |
159 |
This time we'll settle accounts once and for all |
1.4307 |
0.03298 |
404 |
269 |
96 |
39 |
160 |
Whaddaya mean the worst is behind us? |
1.4293 |
0.03364 |
396 |
266 |
90 |
40 |
161 |
We should win this battle. We have the law on our side. |
1.4293 |
0.03188 |
396 |
257 |
108 |
31 |
162 |
I miss the old days when we could just rape and pillage. |
1.4289 |
0.03260 |
394 |
259 |
101 |
34 |
163 |
Nothing is more terrifying than an army of lawyers. |
1.4267 |
0.03288 |
389 |
257 |
98 |
34 |
164 |
So then I say, "Barbarian? That's libel." And then HE says, 'Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?" |
1.4262 |
0.04057 |
305 |
214 |
52 |
39 |
165 |
It's going to be an extremely hostile takeover, mark my words! |
1.4249 |
0.03116 |
386 |
247 |
114 |
25 |
166 |
It could be worse--I heard Kevin got stuck with the Children's Crusade. |
1.4248 |
0.03410 |
379 |
255 |
87 |
37 |
167 |
Well ...when Khan described it, attorney general sounded so cool! |
1.4225 |
0.03442 |
374 |
253 |
84 |
37 |
168 |
Maybe we shouldn't have sacked Washington. |
1.4205 |
0.03418 |
371 |
250 |
86 |
35 |
169 |
No army can beat the Spanish Deposition. |
1.4203 |
0.03573 |
364 |
251 |
73 |
40 |
170 |
I thought today was Casual Friday. |
1.4201 |
0.03344 |
369 |
245 |
93 |
31 |
171 |
These corporate retreats get weirder every year. |
1.4199 |
0.03566 |
362 |
249 |
74 |
39 |
172 |
This new generation of looters and pillagers... |
1.4174 |
0.03557 |
357 |
245 |
75 |
37 |
173 |
I prefer the old way of pillaging. |
1.4148 |
0.03083 |
352 |
222 |
114 |
16 |
174 |
You were right - we never should have conquered Wall Street. |
1.4148 |
0.03615 |
352 |
244 |
70 |
38 |
175 |
You go to war with the army you have. |
1.4135 |
0.03484 |
341 |
229 |
83 |
29 |
176 |
As I've always said, you don't bring a knife to a proxy fight. |
1.4133 |
0.06869 |
75 |
48 |
23 |
4 |
177 |
Pillaging? Not so much. But, trust me, they're great at looting! |
1.4132 |
0.03808 |
288 |
194 |
69 |
25 |
178 |
We appeal at dawn. |
1.4119 |
0.03633 |
318 |
215 |
75 |
28 |
179 |
If we're going to sue for peace, I want to do it right. |
1.4118 |
0.03311 |
340 |
222 |
96 |
22 |
180 |
This is going to be an audit they'll never forget |
1.4118 |
0.03539 |
340 |
231 |
78 |
31 |
181 |
Something tells me writing the peace treaty will take longer than the war. |
1.4107 |
0.03363 |
336 |
221 |
92 |
23 |
182 |
There may be only two of us left but we will bury them in paperwork! |
1.4084 |
0.03435 |
333 |
222 |
86 |
25 |
183 |
I kind of miss the old horde. |
1.4079 |
0.03655 |
331 |
229 |
69 |
33 |
184 |
It's less a crusade than a hostile takeover. |
1.4079 |
0.03396 |
331 |
219 |
89 |
23 |
185 |
Next time be more specific when you order a thousand mercenaries." |
1.4077 |
0.04129 |
260 |
180 |
54 |
26 |
186 |
I really thought 'army of lawyers' was just a figure of speech. |
1.4070 |
0.04151 |
258 |
179 |
53 |
26 |
187 |
This time we mean business. |
1.4068 |
0.03487 |
322 |
215 |
83 |
24 |
188 |
The strategy is to wear them down with discovery and subpoenas. |
1.4067 |
0.03196 |
327 |
209 |
103 |
15 |
189 |
The princess wants an airtight prenup. |
1.4044 |
0.03646 |
319 |
219 |
71 |
29 |
190 |
Because it turns out, there were some things a barbarian wouldn't do |
1.4044 |
0.03673 |
319 |
220 |
69 |
30 |
191 |
Because there were no ambulances for them to chase. |
1.4038 |
0.03689 |
317 |
219 |
68 |
30 |
192 |
Thank god we were able to find some mercenaries. |
1.4032 |
0.03678 |
315 |
217 |
69 |
29 |
193 |
"Where is this Mar-a-Lago? |
1.4032 |
0.04045 |
315 |
231 |
41 |
43 |
194 |
I heard it with my own ears. They fear a tax from the north. |
1.4026 |
0.03638 |
313 |
214 |
72 |
27 |
195 |
After the pillaging comes the paperwork. |
1.4026 |
0.03495 |
313 |
209 |
82 |
22 |
196 |
Frankly, I hope we lose. |
1.4026 |
0.03910 |
313 |
224 |
52 |
37 |
197 |
Not at all what I expected when they appointed me Attorney General. |
1.4000 |
0.03801 |
310 |
218 |
60 |
32 |
198 |
I like your idea about putting the associates over the wall with catapults. |
1.3994 |
0.03846 |
308 |
218 |
57 |
33 |
199 |
Looting and pillaging just isn't the same since Dodd-Frank. |
1.3987 |
0.03780 |
306 |
214 |
62 |
30 |
200 |
And you're sure he didn't mean Sioux? |
1.3980 |
0.03769 |
304 |
212 |
63 |
29 |
201 |
International law has soooo ruined the crusades. |
1.3974 |
0.03608 |
302 |
205 |
74 |
23 |
202 |
This will show Atilla that we mean business! |
1.3967 |
0.03530 |
300 |
201 |
79 |
20 |
203 |
Please tell me these guys are on contingency |
1.3966 |
0.03790 |
295 |
205 |
63 |
27 |
204 |
It’s 9 now. At least you know the fighting will stop at 5. |
1.3966 |
0.03667 |
295 |
201 |
71 |
23 |
205 |
We may get slaughtered, but the hourly rate we negotiated will make us legends. |
1.3960 |
0.03609 |
298 |
202 |
74 |
22 |
206 |
OK so how 'bout pillaging. Can we still pillage? |
1.3953 |
0.03593 |
296 |
200 |
75 |
21 |
207 |
I think tomorrow is causal Friday |
1.3953 |
0.03625 |
296 |
201 |
73 |
22 |
208 |
I thought you were speaking metaphorically when you said we'd need an army of lawyers. |
1.3938 |
0.03658 |
292 |
199 |
71 |
22 |
209 |
I don't know about Brooks Brothers sponsoring the crusade. |
1.3908 |
0.03793 |
284 |
197 |
63 |
24 |
210 |
New strategy. Follow the money. |
1.3908 |
0.03485 |
284 |
188 |
81 |
15 |
211 |
We've drained the swamp, now what do we do with them? |
1.3901 |
0.03778 |
282 |
195 |
64 |
23 |
212 |
First, sow confusion. |
1.3885 |
0.03780 |
278 |
192 |
64 |
22 |
213 |
Now we get the same results, but without all the property damage. |
1.3869 |
0.05884 |
137 |
100 |
21 |
16 |
214 |
When they answer the door, tell them it's just a routine audit. |
1.3869 |
0.03526 |
274 |
182 |
78 |
14 |
215 |
Don’t turn around but that one with the mustache is freaking me out. |
1.3820 |
0.03918 |
267 |
188 |
56 |
23 |
216 |
Sack one village and the paperwork will just kill you. |
1.3820 |
0.03846 |
267 |
186 |
60 |
21 |
217 |
We'll win. We've got all their lawyers. |
1.3811 |
0.03974 |
265 |
188 |
53 |
24 |
218 |
It's gonna take an army of lawyers to get that hateful ignorant lying greedy narcissistic dirtbag out of power. |
1.3803 |
0.04307 |
234 |
168 |
43 |
23 |
219 |
Is it just me, or has pillaging lost its magic? |
1.3784 |
0.03962 |
259 |
183 |
54 |
22 |
220 |
Did you read the script? |
1.3784 |
0.03886 |
259 |
181 |
58 |
20 |
221 |
You fed our horses beans ? |
1.3783 |
0.04446 |
230 |
168 |
37 |
25 |
222 |
No, Ambu, lance chasers! |
1.3779 |
0.03854 |
262 |
183 |
59 |
20 |
223 |
Well, you did say to suit up. |
1.3774 |
0.03867 |
257 |
179 |
59 |
19 |
224 |
The Huns decided to settle. |
1.3765 |
0.03807 |
255 |
176 |
62 |
17 |
225 |
No matter what they ask, say "I don't specifically recall". |
1.3765 |
0.03847 |
255 |
177 |
60 |
18 |
226 |
I said an army for all eternity. Not for all attorneys. |
1.3750 |
0.03835 |
256 |
178 |
60 |
18 |
227 |
I had more fun at the gay pride parade |
1.3745 |
0.04087 |
251 |
180 |
48 |
23 |
228 |
We'll have a contract drawn and quartered. |
1.3745 |
0.03719 |
251 |
171 |
66 |
14 |
229 |
Surprisingly, I have not heard one objection. |
1.3745 |
0.03845 |
243 |
167 |
61 |
15 |
230 |
I warned him about that 'See you in court!' tweet. |
1.3735 |
0.03948 |
249 |
175 |
55 |
19 |
231 |
I hate income tax invasions! |
1.3732 |
0.05530 |
142 |
103 |
25 |
14 |
232 |
I preferred the old days when we sacked instead of sued. |
1.3725 |
0.03969 |
247 |
174 |
54 |
19 |
233 |
I can't believe they think we can get their money back from Trump University . |
1.3719 |
0.04685 |
199 |
145 |
34 |
20 |
234 |
We're going to attack their capital. |
1.3714 |
0.07385 |
70 |
49 |
16 |
5 |
235 |
It's Tennyson redux: "Into the valley of death March the Forbes 500." |
1.3714 |
0.03991 |
245 |
173 |
53 |
19 |
236 |
We enjoyed this much more when we could go out to invade, subjugate, and pillage without getting an OK from legal. |
1.3710 |
0.04196 |
248 |
181 |
42 |
25 |
237 |
Relax, we're too big to fail. |
1.3704 |
0.04096 |
243 |
174 |
48 |
21 |
238 |
Mediation just wasn't possible. |
1.3699 |
0.03488 |
246 |
163 |
75 |
8 |
239 |
Who knew this is where a law degree would take me? |
1.3693 |
0.04034 |
241 |
171 |
51 |
19 |
240 |
They don't call me Attila the Litigator for nothing. |
1.3689 |
0.03870 |
244 |
170 |
58 |
16 |
241 |
Now that you mention it, our conquered foes did seem almost happy to give us these slaves, didn't they? |
1.3688 |
0.05641 |
141 |
104 |
22 |
15 |
242 |
Lose just one bag of pillage and it's audit, audit, audit. |
1.3682 |
0.03788 |
239 |
164 |
62 |
13 |
243 |
Ixnay on the lawyer jokes. |
1.3682 |
0.03741 |
239 |
163 |
64 |
12 |
244 |
For the record: this is not what I meant by hostile takeover. |
1.3682 |
0.03788 |
239 |
164 |
62 |
13 |
245 |
Do not underestimate the element of surprise. |
1.3682 |
0.04100 |
239 |
171 |
48 |
20 |
246 |
He did say an army of lawyers, right? |
1.3678 |
0.03801 |
242 |
167 |
61 |
14 |
247 |
So the guy's lawyer says to me "Yeah, you and who else's army?" |
1.3671 |
0.04035 |
237 |
168 |
51 |
18 |
248 |
All I'm saying is those filthy swine better have their receipts in order. |
1.3671 |
0.04123 |
237 |
170 |
47 |
20 |
249 |
Not such a bad deal - only twelve thousand lawyers for our two spies. |
1.3660 |
0.04012 |
235 |
166 |
52 |
17 |
250 |
This is the worst Crusade yet. |
1.3660 |
0.04057 |
235 |
167 |
50 |
18 |
251 |
It just seems excessively barbaric. |
1.3660 |
0.04146 |
235 |
169 |
46 |
20 |
252 |
My father sacked Rome without a single lawyer. |
1.3654 |
0.04905 |
156 |
110 |
35 |
11 |
253 |
Sure, the catapults will soften them up, but the fusillade of paper will bury them. |
1.3648 |
0.03942 |
233 |
163 |
55 |
15 |
254 |
Carying that thing is just a lawsuit waiting to happen |
1.3648 |
0.04214 |
233 |
169 |
43 |
21 |
255 |
The second that first ambulance siren sounds, it's on. |
1.3648 |
0.03749 |
233 |
159 |
63 |
11 |
256 |
Ignore them, they're personal injury lawyers. |
1.3636 |
0.04010 |
231 |
163 |
52 |
16 |
257 |
Don't worry. We've got the law on our side. |
1.3636 |
0.03963 |
231 |
162 |
54 |
15 |
258 |
This morning's Tweet said this is the last of the Justice Department group |
1.3628 |
0.04070 |
226 |
160 |
50 |
16 |
259 |
I miss the days when all we did was rape and pillage. |
1.3624 |
0.04033 |
229 |
162 |
51 |
16 |
260 |
I miss the old horde! |
1.3616 |
0.03944 |
224 |
156 |
55 |
13 |
261 |
I told you my Ted Talk would be inspiring. |
1.3604 |
0.03966 |
222 |
155 |
54 |
13 |
262 |
Let's hope the pen really is mightier than the sword. |
1.3591 |
0.04240 |
220 |
159 |
43 |
18 |
263 |
No one knows the Magna Carta like Weinstein MacDougall & Strauss. |
1.3578 |
0.04166 |
218 |
156 |
46 |
16 |
264 |
Will we ever get back to raping and pillage? |
1.3578 |
0.04166 |
218 |
156 |
46 |
16 |
265 |
I know, but they'll do anything to win. |
1.3578 |
0.04011 |
218 |
153 |
52 |
13 |
266 |
Just so you know, I beheaded a guy for wearing a blazer and khakies. |
1.3578 |
0.04554 |
218 |
164 |
30 |
24 |
267 |
I knew we shouldn't have have accepted their LinkedIn invitation. |
1.3565 |
0.04086 |
216 |
153 |
49 |
14 |
268 |
Trust me- they're expecting arrows and swords. They'll never see the audit coming. |
1.3565 |
0.04086 |
216 |
153 |
49 |
14 |
269 |
We're bringing our lawyers. They're bringing their accountants. It should get ugly! |
1.3551 |
0.04057 |
214 |
151 |
50 |
13 |
270 |
I hate corporate retreats. |
1.3538 |
0.04345 |
212 |
155 |
39 |
18 |
271 |
We'll soon know how many lawyers it takes to screw in a light bulb. |
1.3538 |
0.04595 |
212 |
160 |
29 |
23 |
272 |
If they’re so confident about the pen theory, why are we in front? |
1.3538 |
0.04188 |
212 |
152 |
45 |
15 |
273 |
Are you sure it's "Shock and audit"? |
1.3510 |
0.04184 |
208 |
149 |
45 |
14 |
274 |
I called ONE lender for quote on a new mortgage.... |
1.3500 |
0.04469 |
200 |
147 |
36 |
17 |
275 |
We'll charge first. They'll charge by the hour. |
1.3495 |
0.04153 |
206 |
147 |
46 |
13 |
276 |
It' a lot easier this way. The peasants don't fight. They just flee. |
1.3493 |
0.04167 |
209 |
150 |
45 |
14 |
277 |
So, first we kill all the lawyers, what's next? |
1.3480 |
0.04178 |
204 |
146 |
45 |
13 |
278 |
I guess we are going to tax them to death. |
1.3465 |
0.04085 |
202 |
143 |
48 |
11 |
279 |
Genghis Cohen will be quite pleased with our conquest. |
1.3465 |
0.04376 |
202 |
148 |
38 |
16 |
280 |
I thought this was casual Friday. |
1.3465 |
0.04085 |
202 |
143 |
48 |
11 |
281 |
If an army of lawyers doesn't scare them, I don't know what will. |
1.3465 |
0.03900 |
202 |
140 |
54 |
8 |
282 |
This is the final onslaught, if it fails, we will be forced to launch the impeachment hearings. |
1.3463 |
0.04439 |
205 |
152 |
35 |
18 |
283 |
Listen, at least you have a prenup. |
1.3463 |
0.03737 |
205 |
140 |
59 |
6 |
284 |
I've no problem with normal raping and pillaging but isn't using lawyers barbaric? |
1.3463 |
0.04103 |
205 |
146 |
47 |
12 |
285 |
I claimed pillaging as a deductible business expense. |
1.3448 |
0.04128 |
203 |
145 |
46 |
12 |
286 |
The road to Hell is paved with good exemptions. |
1.3433 |
0.04031 |
201 |
142 |
49 |
10 |
287 |
They've been following me every since I got rearended by a chariot. |
1.3433 |
0.04328 |
201 |
147 |
39 |
15 |
288 |
I pity the enemy when the auditors get through with them. |
1.3433 |
0.04212 |
201 |
145 |
43 |
13 |
289 |
I love fighting for a good clause. |
1.3433 |
0.04328 |
201 |
147 |
39 |
15 |
290 |
We're gonna stipulate them to death. |
1.3433 |
0.04031 |
201 |
142 |
49 |
10 |
291 |
Should we tell them we are lost? |
1.3427 |
0.04649 |
178 |
131 |
33 |
14 |
292 |
The crusade of the ambulance chasers |
1.3420 |
0.04266 |
193 |
139 |
42 |
12 |
293 |
I know they all went to college, but do they actually have any real skills? |
1.3420 |
0.04202 |
193 |
138 |
44 |
11 |
294 |
Why would I ask you to get the men "suits of Armani" for the battle? |
1.3420 |
0.04688 |
193 |
146 |
28 |
19 |
295 |
Let's gallop and see what happens |
1.3418 |
0.04403 |
196 |
144 |
37 |
15 |
296 |
An team of male, white billionaires led by medieval, Machiavellian swagger--how could we possibly lose this battle? |
1.3418 |
0.04520 |
196 |
146 |
33 |
17 |
297 |
The pen better be mightier than the sword. |
1.3417 |
0.04116 |
199 |
142 |
46 |
11 |
298 |
Next year I'm doing estimated taxes to avoid all this. |
1.3403 |
0.04028 |
191 |
134 |
49 |
8 |
299 |
Remember, the lawyers go into battle first. That way we'll be popular whether we win or lose. |
1.3403 |
0.04836 |
191 |
147 |
23 |
21 |
300 |
I almost hope we lose. |
1.3403 |
0.04419 |
191 |
140 |
37 |
14 |
301 |
Ever since we switched from Vikings to lawyers, no one wants to take us on. |
1.3402 |
0.04371 |
194 |
142 |
38 |
14 |
302 |
That's the last time we pillage the 5:14 to Stamford! |
1.3402 |
0.04371 |
194 |
142 |
38 |
14 |
303 |
We used to be savage, now we're ruthless. |
1.3402 |
0.04247 |
194 |
140 |
42 |
12 |
304 |
To sue your rivals. See them driven to bankruptcy. Hear the lamentations of their shareholders. |
1.3401 |
0.04325 |
197 |
144 |
39 |
14 |
305 |
The troops are looking forward to Casual Friday. |
1.3401 |
0.04325 |
197 |
144 |
39 |
14 |
306 |
You can tell them that the librarians are at the gates. |
1.3386 |
0.04695 |
189 |
143 |
28 |
18 |
307 |
If you're gonna pillage, you gotta lawyer up. |
1.3385 |
0.04291 |
195 |
142 |
40 |
13 |
308 |
It's going to be a hostile takeover. |
1.3371 |
0.04282 |
178 |
127 |
42 |
9 |
309 |
I miss being above the law. |
1.3351 |
0.04377 |
185 |
135 |
38 |
12 |
310 |
They say all of those purses are filled with fearsome weapons called "subpoenas." |
1.3351 |
0.04171 |
185 |
132 |
44 |
9 |
311 |
I can't go any slower! Why don't they just pass us ?? |
1.3351 |
0.04638 |
185 |
139 |
30 |
16 |
312 |
Pillaging was much more fun before legal got involved. |
1.3351 |
0.03954 |
185 |
129 |
50 |
6 |
313 |
The hardest thing to get right in battle is the liability waiver. |
1.3351 |
0.04241 |
185 |
133 |
42 |
10 |
314 |
And I thought our uniforms were bad. |
1.3333 |
0.04197 |
183 |
131 |
43 |
9 |
315 |
Well, scorched earth leads to a lot of litigation. |
1.3333 |
0.04406 |
183 |
134 |
37 |
12 |
316 |
An early example of ambulance chasing. |
1.3333 |
0.04424 |
186 |
137 |
36 |
13 |
317 |
Let's see them break through my legal defense. |
1.3315 |
0.04249 |
184 |
133 |
41 |
10 |
318 |
They heard that there will be an ambulance on site. |
1.3315 |
0.04223 |
181 |
130 |
42 |
9 |
319 |
You heard the orders, "No more working from home! Round 'em up and bring 'em in!" |
1.3315 |
0.04366 |
181 |
132 |
38 |
11 |
320 |
This will be a brief battle. |
1.3297 |
0.04617 |
182 |
137 |
30 |
15 |
321 |
Why do personal injury lawyers always follow us? |
1.3297 |
0.04484 |
182 |
135 |
34 |
13 |
322 |
I always get uncomfortable when the ambulance chasers follow us into battle. |
1.3296 |
0.04466 |
179 |
132 |
35 |
12 |
323 |
Are you sure you told that consultant that we wanted to "liquidate" our enemies, and not "litigate" them? |
1.3296 |
0.04466 |
179 |
132 |
35 |
12 |
324 |
Who knew? An army of lawyers gets me so much more than weapons ever did. |
1.3296 |
0.04323 |
179 |
130 |
39 |
10 |
325 |
If you can't beat 'em, sue 'em. |
1.3296 |
0.04323 |
179 |
130 |
39 |
10 |
326 |
Couldn't we have just signed a waiver? |
1.3296 |
0.04323 |
179 |
130 |
39 |
10 |
327 |
There'd damn well better be a fortune in beans to count. |
1.3296 |
0.04395 |
179 |
131 |
37 |
11 |
328 |
They'll do things slaves won't do and the King isn't all that attached to them. |
1.3282 |
0.05573 |
131 |
100 |
19 |
12 |
329 |
You destroy ONE tiny village and all of a sudden you've got 1000 insurance claims on your hands... |
1.3278 |
0.04303 |
180 |
131 |
39 |
10 |
330 |
I sure hope both sides got the same memo. |
1.3278 |
0.04445 |
180 |
133 |
35 |
12 |
331 |
Veni, vidi, sued the bastards. |
1.3277 |
0.04425 |
177 |
130 |
36 |
11 |
332 |
I understand that in the future they will be referred to as Ambulance Chasers. |
1.3277 |
0.04277 |
177 |
128 |
40 |
9 |
333 |
It's the sequel: Game of Drones |
1.3277 |
0.04568 |
177 |
132 |
32 |
13 |
334 |
First we pillage, then we sue. |
1.3277 |
0.04637 |
177 |
133 |
30 |
14 |
335 |
Why do we always get stuck with the corporate raiders? |
1.3277 |
0.04352 |
177 |
129 |
38 |
10 |
336 |
Remember when they were ambulance chasers? |
1.3277 |
0.04568 |
177 |
132 |
32 |
13 |
337 |
I was okay with the flaming arrows. I even understood the plague-infected rats. All I'm saying is that sending in lawyers seems a bit over the top. |
1.3276 |
0.04326 |
174 |
126 |
39 |
9 |
338 |
A gig's a gig, but I do think this is going to be the worst 'Hobbit' movie yet. |
1.3276 |
0.04902 |
174 |
134 |
23 |
17 |
339 |
...then, at the first signs of their surrender, we send in our closers. |
1.3276 |
0.04248 |
174 |
125 |
41 |
8 |
340 |
Remember, You turn left and I'll turn right... and they will continue over the cliff. |
1.3276 |
0.04477 |
174 |
128 |
35 |
11 |
341 |
When I asked for an army that meant business, this isn't what I had in mind. |
1.3257 |
0.04877 |
175 |
135 |
23 |
17 |
342 |
I really hate these post plunder audits. |
1.3257 |
0.04741 |
175 |
133 |
27 |
15 |
343 |
Weekend warriors my ass. |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
344 |
I thought we'd try boring the enemy to death! |
1.3256 |
0.04508 |
172 |
127 |
34 |
11 |
345 |
Game of drones. Season one. |
1.3256 |
0.04354 |
172 |
125 |
38 |
9 |
346 |
You would be surprised how much damage and destruction economists can cause. |
1.3256 |
0.04656 |
172 |
129 |
30 |
13 |
347 |
If you can't beat them in battle, bill them by the hour. |
1.3256 |
0.04432 |
172 |
126 |
36 |
10 |
348 |
Another banner day for G.Khan and Associates. |
1.3256 |
0.04800 |
172 |
131 |
26 |
15 |
349 |
Surrender, or be audited! |
1.3256 |
0.04508 |
172 |
127 |
34 |
11 |
350 |
Do they really still think this is a corporate retreat? |
1.3239 |
0.04717 |
176 |
134 |
27 |
15 |
351 |
I got to wondering why use force to expand the empire when we can just do it via mergers and acquisitions? |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
352 |
Of course they don't fear hell. They're FROM hell! |
1.3214 |
0.04493 |
168 |
124 |
34 |
10 |
353 |
They’re here to help us monetize the barbaric, |
1.3214 |
0.04725 |
168 |
127 |
28 |
13 |
354 |
I bet when we said we'd bring an army of lawyers they thought we were being figurative. |
1.3214 |
0.04946 |
168 |
130 |
22 |
16 |
355 |
So the King said, 'I'll hire a lawyer.' And the Queen replied, "I can hire more lawyers than you can.' |
1.3195 |
0.04626 |
169 |
127 |
30 |
12 |
356 |
They say the streets are paved with loopholes. |
1.3195 |
0.04228 |
169 |
122 |
40 |
7 |
357 |
Lawyers are expensive and not great warriors but I like their total lack of mercy. |
1.3195 |
0.04626 |
169 |
127 |
30 |
12 |
358 |
It will be the greatest bureaucratic empire the world has ever known. |
1.3195 |
0.04228 |
169 |
122 |
40 |
7 |
359 |
Did he say 'kill all the lawyers or all the accountants'?? |
1.3195 |
0.04228 |
169 |
122 |
40 |
7 |
360 |
Just so you know, I had a guy flogged for wearing a blazer and khakies. |
1.3195 |
0.04626 |
169 |
127 |
30 |
12 |
361 |
Look at that! All walking in step behind the horses ass. Must be republicans. |
1.3193 |
0.05058 |
166 |
130 |
19 |
17 |
362 |
They don't look stout-hearted to me. |
1.3174 |
0.04502 |
167 |
124 |
33 |
10 |
363 |
Leading these pilgrimages to Silicon Valley every year pays for my horse, my armor, and my iPhone. |
1.3174 |
0.04659 |
167 |
126 |
29 |
12 |
364 |
They must think we're an accident waiting to happen. |
1.3174 |
0.04255 |
167 |
121 |
39 |
7 |
365 |
He said, first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." |
1.3174 |
0.04736 |
167 |
127 |
27 |
13 |
366 |
You're a little young to remember, but battles were fought outside of the courtroom. |
1.3174 |
0.04338 |
167 |
122 |
37 |
8 |
367 |
First we kill all their lawyers. |
1.3174 |
0.04659 |
167 |
126 |
29 |
12 |
368 |
I'm expecting a legal battle |
1.3171 |
0.04557 |
164 |
122 |
32 |
10 |
369 |
I'll give you ten to one odds this case will settle. |
1.3168 |
0.04529 |
161 |
119 |
33 |
9 |
370 |
... and 140 characters later I had complete control of the Republican Party. |
1.3168 |
0.04939 |
161 |
124 |
23 |
14 |
371 |
We'll bury them in lawsuits. |
1.3168 |
0.05094 |
161 |
126 |
19 |
16 |
372 |
I know there's no hope on the battlefield, but my plan is to lure him into court. |
1.3168 |
0.04172 |
161 |
115 |
41 |
5 |
373 |
On my command, let the auditing begin. |
1.3168 |
0.04354 |
161 |
117 |
37 |
7 |
374 |
Didn’t they tell you … this is going to be a legal battle! |
1.3168 |
0.04264 |
161 |
116 |
39 |
6 |
375 |
I'd rather have huns too, but attorneys were the only expendable troops we could get. |
1.3152 |
0.04533 |
165 |
123 |
32 |
10 |
376 |
They only march from 9 to 5. |
1.3148 |
0.04420 |
162 |
119 |
35 |
8 |
377 |
I know we wanted a brief battle, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3148 |
0.04505 |
162 |
120 |
33 |
9 |
378 |
Supposedly they're great at pillaging. |
1.3145 |
0.04733 |
159 |
120 |
28 |
11 |
379 |
God I miss the fight. Now it's just lawyer them to death. |
1.3145 |
0.04384 |
159 |
116 |
36 |
7 |
380 |
It's the perfect Supreme Court decision for a post-industrial and globalized capitalism that emphasizes making money off of political power plays and exploitation of public resources rather than the competitive production of goods and services. |
1.3145 |
0.05213 |
159 |
126 |
16 |
17 |
381 |
I hate legal battles. |
1.3145 |
0.04474 |
159 |
117 |
34 |
8 |
382 |
"First, kill all the lawyers," sounds good, but who knew it would require so much paperwork? |
1.3145 |
0.05058 |
159 |
124 |
20 |
15 |
383 |
Rape and pillage are fine as far as they go, but nothing drops them to their knees like an audit. |
1.3129 |
0.04397 |
163 |
120 |
35 |
8 |
384 |
But what if we're not an accident waiting to happen? |
1.3129 |
0.04130 |
163 |
117 |
41 |
5 |
385 |
Blood, boils, locusts, frogs, pestilence...how could things possibly get any worse? |
1.3097 |
0.04718 |
155 |
117 |
28 |
10 |
386 |
War's a lot less fun than it used to be. |
1.3097 |
0.04806 |
155 |
118 |
26 |
11 |
387 |
I'll teach Hammurabi a thing or two about codes. |
1.3097 |
0.05143 |
155 |
122 |
18 |
15 |
388 |
I miss the old days. |
1.3097 |
0.04718 |
155 |
117 |
28 |
10 |
389 |
You should see them wield subpoenas. |
1.3077 |
0.04603 |
156 |
117 |
30 |
9 |
390 |
I don't think that they're well suited for this job. |
1.3077 |
0.04512 |
156 |
116 |
32 |
8 |
391 |
I plan to dethrone him using the emoluments clause. |
1.3072 |
0.04932 |
153 |
118 |
23 |
12 |
392 |
Don't forget that Rome wasn't audited in a day. |
1.3072 |
0.04475 |
153 |
113 |
33 |
7 |
393 |
I told them they'd be hearing from my lawyers. |
1.3072 |
0.04754 |
153 |
116 |
27 |
10 |
394 |
Do you have any idea why these men are following us? |
1.3072 |
0.04754 |
153 |
116 |
27 |
10 |
395 |
So I hear the Queen has asked for a divorce. |
1.3072 |
0.04570 |
153 |
114 |
31 |
8 |
396 |
No one can say we don't mean business. |
1.3072 |
0.04475 |
153 |
113 |
33 |
7 |
397 |
The king called for full court press. |
1.3067 |
0.04329 |
150 |
109 |
36 |
5 |
398 |
A thousand years from tomorrow's victory all they will remember are the billable hours. |
1.3067 |
0.04432 |
150 |
110 |
34 |
6 |
399 |
If we don’t win we don’t pay. |
1.3067 |
0.04629 |
150 |
112 |
30 |
8 |
400 |
A hostile takeover ain't what it used to be. |
1.3067 |
0.04629 |
150 |
112 |
30 |
8 |
401 |
We will strike mild irritation into their hearts! |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
402 |
We came, we saw, we sued. |
1.3067 |
0.04629 |
150 |
112 |
30 |
8 |
403 |
I don't think this orgy is going to be as much fun as the last one. |
1.3052 |
0.04727 |
154 |
117 |
27 |
10 |
404 |
I said I wanted suits of mail, not males in suits. |
1.3052 |
0.04904 |
154 |
119 |
23 |
12 |
405 |
As soon as they start in with the catapults, we'll hit them with attempted manslaughter. |
1.3052 |
0.04544 |
154 |
115 |
31 |
8 |
406 |
We'll see who discovered America first. |
1.3046 |
0.04791 |
151 |
115 |
26 |
10 |
407 |
I'm confident we can mount a vigorous defense. |
1.3046 |
0.04603 |
151 |
113 |
30 |
8 |
408 |
This may actually be considered a war crime. |
1.3041 |
0.04564 |
148 |
110 |
31 |
7 |
409 |
Their type will always follow a horse's arse anywhere. |
1.3041 |
0.05042 |
148 |
115 |
21 |
12 |
410 |
I never thought I'd be rooting for the other side. |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
411 |
I just always assumed that an army of lawyers was a figure of speech. |
1.3041 |
0.04564 |
148 |
110 |
31 |
7 |
412 |
They all have MBAs. They have no more idea where they’re going than we do |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
413 |
The Saracens will rue the day they took on Barstow, Wiggins, Fenucci & Clarke. |
1.3041 |
0.04857 |
148 |
113 |
25 |
10 |
414 |
We’re merciless? Wait until you see their hourly fees. |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
415 |
How we going to get them back by five? |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
416 |
We're bringing the lawyers, but somebody better be bringing the guns and money. |
1.3041 |
0.04761 |
148 |
112 |
27 |
9 |
417 |
We got a deal on them – used to work for the EPA. |
1.3041 |
0.04857 |
148 |
113 |
25 |
10 |
418 |
Brexit my Ass! |
1.3041 |
0.04857 |
148 |
113 |
25 |
10 |
419 |
Every one of them thinks he'll make partner. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
420 |
If they think we're ruthless, wait to they get a load of our lawyers. |
1.3026 |
0.05030 |
152 |
119 |
20 |
13 |
421 |
I sure hope the pen is mightier than the sword |
1.3026 |
0.05116 |
152 |
120 |
18 |
14 |
422 |
If an army of lawyers doesn't scare them, nothing will. |
1.3026 |
0.04671 |
152 |
115 |
28 |
9 |
423 |
We need to hurry up, they charge by the hour. |
1.3020 |
0.04733 |
149 |
113 |
27 |
9 |
424 |
I love the smell of leather briefcases before a battle. |
1.2986 |
0.04735 |
144 |
109 |
27 |
8 |
425 |
Now we'll see who refuses to pay their taxes. |
1.2986 |
0.05033 |
144 |
112 |
21 |
11 |
426 |
What do you mean, 'nobody likes me?' I have over a million followers. |
1.2986 |
0.04735 |
144 |
109 |
27 |
8 |
427 |
The king said he wanted men who could insure a victory. |
1.2966 |
0.04807 |
145 |
111 |
25 |
9 |
428 |
When I told them it was a class action, the lawyers were all in. |
1.2966 |
0.04807 |
145 |
111 |
25 |
9 |
429 |
So this is how suing for peace works? |
1.2966 |
0.04807 |
145 |
111 |
25 |
9 |
430 |
Nothing stops a revolution faster than an injunction. |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
431 |
I got them cheap after they were dumped by the Oscars. |
1.2950 |
0.05152 |
139 |
109 |
19 |
11 |
432 |
It's Game of Drones - the final season. |
1.2950 |
0.04729 |
139 |
105 |
27 |
7 |
433 |
If this battle doesn't kill us the legal fees will. |
1.2950 |
0.04618 |
139 |
104 |
29 |
6 |
434 |
We evolved into this? |
1.2950 |
0.04729 |
139 |
105 |
27 |
7 |
435 |
Now do you believe your war cry sounds like an ambulance? |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
139 |
106 |
25 |
8 |
436 |
There will be blood. And if I happen to slip and fall... |
1.2950 |
0.05049 |
139 |
108 |
21 |
10 |
437 |
Only the long arc of history will tell how the Great Anti-Trust War of 1457 will be remembered |
1.2937 |
0.05044 |
143 |
112 |
20 |
11 |
438 |
They're here to value the spoils of war. |
1.2937 |
0.04637 |
143 |
108 |
28 |
7 |
439 |
Never mind pillage and plunder, we're going to sue the pants off them. |
1.2937 |
0.05044 |
143 |
112 |
20 |
11 |
440 |
I asked for Satan's Army and this is what they sent me. |
1.2937 |
0.05141 |
143 |
113 |
18 |
12 |
441 |
An attack of this kind will be unprecedented |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
143 |
109 |
26 |
8 |
442 |
Do you ever feel like they're running out of ideas for the corporate retreat? |
1.2929 |
0.05412 |
140 |
113 |
13 |
14 |
443 |
Boss says we only have to get the first guy off the cliff. |
1.2929 |
0.04808 |
140 |
107 |
25 |
8 |
444 |
The command was to lawyer up. |
1.2929 |
0.04808 |
140 |
107 |
25 |
8 |
445 |
I think they are verifying our mileage. |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
446 |
You better hope they're not billing by the hour. |
1.2908 |
0.04562 |
141 |
106 |
29 |
6 |
447 |
You go to war with the army you got. |
1.2908 |
0.04562 |
141 |
106 |
29 |
6 |
448 |
I said 'suits of mail', Kensworth: not 'male suits'. |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
449 |
I told Attila to do a prenup, but he was in love. |
1.2908 |
0.04449 |
141 |
105 |
31 |
5 |
450 |
I've come to love that combination of dread and excitement I get as we prepare for litigation. |
1.2899 |
0.04736 |
138 |
105 |
26 |
7 |
451 |
We're hoping to challenge the stereotype of the lawless horde. |
1.2889 |
0.05028 |
135 |
105 |
21 |
9 |
452 |
At least we pay nothing if we don't win |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
453 |
Crusades are getting so over-regulated. |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
454 |
I don't know... I just put out a bowl of food and now they won't go away. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
455 |
That was war. This is business. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
456 |
Do you think these guys have any idea of what they're getting into by joining the white house legal team? |
1.2889 |
0.05137 |
135 |
106 |
19 |
10 |
457 |
Well, that got out of hand pretty quickly, didn't it? |
1.2889 |
0.04803 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
458 |
Caesar said using auditors was too brutal, but I disagree. |
1.2870 |
0.05432 |
108 |
83 |
19 |
6 |
459 |
Thy Rod and my Staff--they comfort me. |
1.2868 |
0.04657 |
136 |
103 |
27 |
6 |
460 |
I came, I saw, I settled. |
1.2868 |
0.05103 |
136 |
107 |
19 |
10 |
461 |
This time I thought we'd sue them back to the stone age. |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
462 |
I think thay're taking this "pen is mightier than the sword" thing too literally! |
1.2868 |
0.04538 |
136 |
102 |
29 |
5 |
463 |
Lawyer up. It's the new siege mentality. |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
464 |
Let the enemy come with their spears and arrows, for they shall feel the might of our sternly worded letters! |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
465 |
They're calling it "The Mother of all Audits." |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
466 |
Are we overdressed or underdressed? |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
467 |
I got them cheap from Enron. |
1.2857 |
0.04600 |
133 |
100 |
28 |
5 |
468 |
The ambulance chasers are getting worse. |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
469 |
Call me old fashioned, but conquering on appeal isn't nearly as much fun. |
1.2836 |
0.05037 |
134 |
105 |
20 |
9 |
470 |
Worst of all, the performance reviews take forever. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
471 |
Actually, given what we just did, the number of lawyers is appropriate. |
1.2836 |
0.05037 |
134 |
105 |
20 |
9 |
472 |
Seriously ! You think you might have to make a personal injury claim ? |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
473 |
I still say a bloody inquisition is a lot more exciting than a friendly acquisition. |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
474 |
They can't fight, but they make great hostages. |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
475 |
My head says merge and consolidate assets, but my heart says pillage. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
476 |
I just love a good hostile takeover! |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
477 |
It's all in the numbers, Vlad. All in the numbers. |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
478 |
Why Mexico would swap day-laborers for day-traders is beyond me. |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
479 |
Do we really need this many PETA reps to film this scene? |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
480 |
Auditing is okay, but I miss the raping and pillaging. |
1.2836 |
0.05037 |
134 |
105 |
20 |
9 |
481 |
As soon as marketing commits itself, release the accountants! |
1.2836 |
0.04570 |
134 |
101 |
28 |
5 |
482 |
The lawyers are expendable, but make sure the accountants get air support. |
1.2836 |
0.04691 |
134 |
102 |
26 |
6 |
483 |
Somehow this was a lot more fun before OSHA got involved. |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
484 |
These audits are really getting out of control. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
485 |
They've all been hired to represent each of His Majesty's tweets. |
1.2836 |
0.05148 |
134 |
106 |
18 |
10 |
486 |
It's just not the same since we lawyer'ed up. |
1.2836 |
0.04809 |
134 |
103 |
24 |
7 |
487 |
I miss the days when we could pillage and plunder without legal representation. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
488 |
Tell your men to get ready. At first light, we subpoena. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
489 |
Well, let's hope the pen really is mightier... |
1.2812 |
0.04565 |
128 |
96 |
28 |
4 |
490 |
They'll rue the day they crossed the Liti-goths! |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
491 |
I never read the damned agreements before I maraud, do you? |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
492 |
The enemy will soon learn that the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
493 |
I knew those paternity suits would catch up with me. |
1.2803 |
0.05193 |
132 |
105 |
17 |
10 |
494 |
We will sue them back into the Middle Ages. |
1.2803 |
0.04847 |
132 |
102 |
23 |
7 |
495 |
We're going to settle this one once and for all. |
1.2803 |
0.05080 |
132 |
104 |
19 |
9 |
496 |
You were there with me... I distinctly asked for 'more warriors'. |
1.2803 |
0.04602 |
132 |
100 |
27 |
5 |
497 |
Yeah, you're right, this is a lot less exciting, but I feel safer here in the legal department. |
1.2791 |
0.05389 |
129 |
104 |
14 |
11 |
498 |
It's a well-regulated militia. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
499 |
They're mercenaries. |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
500 |
Soon, all the world shall tremble in boredom! |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
501 |
Just be careful. They're waiting for a 'slip and fall'. |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
502 |
Once more unto the breach of contract, my friend. |
1.2791 |
0.04399 |
129 |
96 |
30 |
3 |
503 |
I say we march them right into the sea and be done with it. |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
504 |
Sacrificing of goat to Bahumat at 8:30, lecture on human resources at 9:15, coffee and danishes at 10. |
1.2791 |
0.04666 |
129 |
98 |
26 |
5 |
505 |
And when you tell them they have to eat the enemy's heart, they are all like "Ewww! Ewww!". |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
506 |
Call me old fashioned but raping, pillaging, and lawyering up just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.2791 |
0.05159 |
129 |
102 |
18 |
9 |
507 |
It took just one call to the personal injury help line! |
1.2791 |
0.04919 |
129 |
100 |
22 |
7 |
508 |
I try not to think about the events that have led me to this exact point in my life. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
509 |
It was that simple, I put an ad in the WSJ: Road Warriors Wanted |
1.2791 |
0.05389 |
129 |
104 |
14 |
11 |
510 |
Sure they beat us last time, but now we've got Goldman Sachs behind us. |
1.2791 |
0.04794 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
511 |
Remember when rape and pillage was respectable? |
1.2791 |
0.05159 |
129 |
102 |
18 |
9 |
512 |
Careful, Waze says there is a vehicle stopped on shoulder. |
1.2791 |
0.05275 |
129 |
103 |
16 |
10 |
513 |
I have seen the future and it is finance. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
514 |
I fought the law and the law won |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
515 |
These audit trails get longer every year. |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
516 |
I hate these corporate takeovers |
1.2764 |
0.04661 |
123 |
93 |
26 |
4 |
517 |
They don't seem to mind being led by barbarians. |
1.2764 |
0.05328 |
123 |
98 |
16 |
9 |
518 |
It's the only way to take land from someone these days |
1.2764 |
0.04210 |
123 |
90 |
32 |
1 |
519 |
Dammit, it says Recalculating! |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
520 |
Mediation? Back in my day we plundered and pillaged at will. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
521 |
They might not open the drawbridge for the troops – but they're obliged to admit the auditors. |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
522 |
Between you and me, this Shakespeare guy better be right... |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
523 |
I don't know about you, but hostile takeovers just aren't the fun they used to be. |
1.2764 |
0.05202 |
123 |
97 |
18 |
8 |
524 |
We're bound to win; hardly any of the enemy has passed the bar exam. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
525 |
I specifically told you NOT to return that postcard inquiring about insurance. |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
526 |
Let's start a gentle trot and see how they do. |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
527 |
The king wants a tourney; I'm bringing 4,200 of 'em! |
1.2764 |
0.05202 |
123 |
97 |
18 |
8 |
528 |
I was all prima facie. And he was all quid pro quo. |
1.2764 |
0.05573 |
123 |
100 |
12 |
11 |
529 |
We'll make camp at the Holiday Inn Express. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
530 |
Maybe we should move that big, round table into the conference room |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
531 |
Our lawyers are behind us. |
1.2764 |
0.05328 |
123 |
98 |
16 |
9 |
532 |
Ah, for the good ol' days when one could rape and pillage without liability concerns. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
533 |
By Herodotus, they've become much easier to lead. |
1.2756 |
0.05554 |
127 |
104 |
11 |
12 |
534 |
Well, we DO commit a lot of HR violations ... |
1.2756 |
0.04959 |
127 |
99 |
21 |
7 |
535 |
No, I did NOT ask for corporate raiders. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
536 |
I'm lawyering up in case someone accuses us of colluding with the Russians. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
537 |
When the Ex-Lax I mixed with the oats kicks in...it's going to be classic. |
1.2756 |
0.05205 |
127 |
101 |
17 |
9 |
538 |
Damn Amulet Chasers! |
1.2756 |
0.04427 |
127 |
95 |
29 |
3 |
539 |
I love the smell of tort claims in the morning. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
540 |
So then I says,"But Ghengis, how can we possibly invade Wall Street?" And he says... |
1.2756 |
0.04959 |
127 |
99 |
21 |
7 |
541 |
Don't look now, but we're being followed by a bunch of lance chasers... |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
542 |
Are we getting billed for this? |
1.2756 |
0.04566 |
127 |
96 |
27 |
4 |
543 |
Stop complaining. You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want. |
1.2756 |
0.04959 |
127 |
99 |
21 |
7 |
544 |
Send out a memo, we will stop soon and camp for the night. |
1.2756 |
0.04566 |
127 |
96 |
27 |
4 |
545 |
These corporate retreats have really gotten out of hand. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
546 |
In this day and age, you can't move aggressively without your legal team behind you. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
547 |
I'm not sure how they will do building pyramids, but they will ROCK at building pyramid schemes. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
548 |
When should we tell them the meeting was cancelled? |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
549 |
Put the lawyers up front. |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
550 |
That one with the little mustache gives me the creeps |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
551 |
They told me it's another attempt to ram through Trumpcare. |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
552 |
She may have dragons, but we have lawyers. |
1.2742 |
0.04336 |
124 |
92 |
30 |
2 |
553 |
For someone who claims to be innocent, His Majesty is certainly lawyering up. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
554 |
I say we keep calling them hostile takeovers |
1.2742 |
0.04336 |
124 |
92 |
30 |
2 |
555 |
...so I said "can't we just gut and flay them like we used to?" but management told me that what these lawyers can do is far worse. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
556 |
Game of Loans |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
557 |
I miss the old days when we didn't have to lawyer up for every little pillage. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
558 |
They will fear an army of accountants led by a warrior; they will not fear an army of warriors led by an accountant. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
559 |
I guess the plan is to talk them to death. |
1.2720 |
0.04454 |
125 |
94 |
28 |
3 |
560 |
These crusades are becoming so litigious... |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
561 |
This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I ran the ad for '10,000 men who enjoy plundering'... |
1.2720 |
0.05252 |
125 |
100 |
16 |
9 |
562 |
The looting hardly seems worth it these days. |
1.2720 |
0.04597 |
125 |
95 |
26 |
4 |
563 |
Frankly, I liked the way we used to collect taxes better. |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
564 |
We may steal and pillage but at least we don't bill by the hour |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
565 |
How long have you been a tour guide? |
1.2720 |
0.05373 |
125 |
101 |
14 |
10 |
566 |
Now remember, when the arbitrage begins you follow my orders. |
1.2720 |
0.04735 |
125 |
96 |
24 |
5 |
567 |
Our new battle cry will be "Death *and* taxes!" |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
568 |
She could just let me keep the condo on 80th and SHE get the East Hampton place, but NOOO!! |
1.2720 |
0.04454 |
125 |
94 |
28 |
3 |
569 |
Before we can pillage, they'll need to sign a release. |
1.2720 |
0.04597 |
125 |
95 |
26 |
4 |
570 |
What catapults? We just wear them down with endless litigation. |
1.2720 |
0.04597 |
125 |
95 |
26 |
4 |
571 |
We'll tax them to death. |
1.2689 |
0.05297 |
119 |
95 |
16 |
8 |
572 |
Sure, Hannibal might have elephants, but did he keep the receipts? |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
573 |
It's still a holy war. But now we call it a hostile takeover. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
574 |
Never forget: we march for paragraph 3, subsection 8, lines 5-9! |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
575 |
The king says the answer is more suits on the ground. |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
576 |
This gift of lawyers will ravage our enemy more quickly than any plague. |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
577 |
I hate working security for those "leadership conferences." |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
578 |
I had them at "plunder". |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
579 |
You'd think we could do this just once without the lawyers. |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
580 |
I guess I should have specified suits of armor. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
581 |
Not the most terrifying horde you've ever assembled, Gregor. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
582 |
Don't look, but are they still there? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
583 |
Should I tell them what hacking our enemies really means? |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
584 |
When the Great Khan says "Lawyer up!" we lawyer up! |
1.2632 |
0.04671 |
114 |
87 |
24 |
3 |
585 |
I could have sworn the emperor said "lethal army". |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
586 |
The king wants to try negotiating first. |
1.2632 |
0.04834 |
114 |
88 |
22 |
4 |
587 |
And then we sue them into submission. |
1.2632 |
0.04671 |
114 |
87 |
24 |
3 |
588 |
Did you read Art of War or Art of the Deal? |
1.2632 |
0.04671 |
114 |
87 |
24 |
3 |
589 |
If you are not the lead horse, the view is always the same. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
590 |
Couldn't this have been an email? |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
591 |
First we negotiate the movie rights, then we lay siege. |
1.2627 |
0.05305 |
118 |
95 |
15 |
8 |
592 |
We will lead you to the Prophet Margin! |
1.2627 |
0.05305 |
118 |
95 |
15 |
8 |
593 |
Dodd-Frank doesn't stand a chance. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
594 |
Give the order to Commence Billable Hours! |
1.2627 |
0.05440 |
118 |
96 |
13 |
9 |
595 |
Yes, I miss the old ways of resolving conflict too. |
1.2627 |
0.04728 |
118 |
91 |
23 |
4 |
596 |
What's not to like? Our army is bigger and pro bono! |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
90 |
25 |
3 |
597 |
The job isn't complete until the paperwork's done. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
598 |
Do you think they know we're literally headhunters? |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
599 |
The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
600 |
And my mother STILL thinks I should have gone to law school. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
601 |
They're still there, aren't they? |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
602 |
We'll overwhelm them with minutiae. |
1.2609 |
0.04797 |
115 |
89 |
22 |
4 |
603 |
You know Gary, the lawyers have taken all of the fun out of Hostile Takeovers. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
604 |
I can’t wait for the return of casual Fridays. |
1.2589 |
0.05033 |
112 |
88 |
19 |
5 |
605 |
Yes, Tharg, we are also representing Jared Kushner. |
1.2566 |
0.05591 |
113 |
93 |
11 |
9 |
606 |
Lawyer up!" just doesn't sound the same as "Charge! |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
607 |
I'm tired of hostile takeovers. |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
608 |
How far back do these conservatives want us to take them? |
1.2566 |
0.05448 |
113 |
92 |
13 |
8 |
609 |
I still say that using accountants to invade other countries is barbaric. Not as cruel as the bankers we were using, but still... |
1.2566 |
0.04833 |
113 |
88 |
21 |
4 |
610 |
You have but one question to answer: how shall this team-building day end? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
611 |
We're about to launch the mother of all tax audits. |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
612 |
Bean counters! Will no one rid me of these bean counters? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
613 |
Everyone is always going on about Attila and his cavalry. But I'll tell you what, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of men like a horde of forensic accountants coming over the horizon. |
1.2566 |
0.05149 |
113 |
90 |
17 |
6 |
614 |
"You'll need an army of lawyers", he said. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
615 |
Zack, remember in the old days it was the sword our enemy feared, but today, just the mere threat of litigation conquers all. |
1.2566 |
0.05730 |
113 |
94 |
9 |
10 |
616 |
The attorneys go marching two by two: Hurrah, Hurrah ... |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
617 |
Pick up the pace. I've been told travel times are billable hours. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
618 |
I miss the old days when we could pillage and plunder without fear of silly lawsuits |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
619 |
Stop acting like you don't even notice, they are like right behind us. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
620 |
Last crusade I slipped and fell on wet cobblestones and was laid up a month. |
1.2545 |
0.05236 |
110 |
88 |
16 |
6 |
621 |
They ordered us to seize and desist. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
622 |
So, this is the first annual Covfefe Pride Parade. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
623 |
So our competitor's CEO quipped, 'You don't have the guts to make a dramatic personnel move!' I said, 'Hold my beer.' |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
624 |
Your TED Talk went over a little too well. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
625 |
We will defeat anyone, as long as it’s between 9-5 on weekdays. |
1.2523 |
0.04618 |
107 |
82 |
23 |
2 |
626 |
We regulate the enemy into submission. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
627 |
If you ask me, they should've never let Genghis watch "The Verdict." |
1.2523 |
0.05802 |
107 |
89 |
9 |
9 |
628 |
Not sure why, but I've never been so scared. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
629 |
She can have the Land of Ur, but I'll be damned if she's getting the Hummels. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
630 |
On the count of three let's go into a gallop. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
631 |
'Goldman Saxon' |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
632 |
He'll wish he'd never said, "So sue me." |
1.2523 |
0.05952 |
107 |
90 |
7 |
10 |
633 |
I cant believe its been 9 years since Lehman Brothers failed and they're still following us |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
634 |
I wonder where they think we're going? |
1.2523 |
0.05500 |
111 |
91 |
12 |
8 |
635 |
Arbiter chasers! |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
636 |
Just wait until they find out that they're not suited for this type of work. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
637 |
All I know is, laying siege was a lot easier before the lawyers got involved. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
638 |
Do you think they realize this isn't actually a lunch and learn? |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
639 |
The things I do to improve our brand. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
640 |
How can we rape, pillage and plunder with all these ambulance chasers following us? |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
641 |
I thought YOU brought them. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
642 |
It's just my opinion, but I don't think an army of CPAs is going to threaten the Visigoths. |
1.2523 |
0.05647 |
111 |
92 |
10 |
9 |
643 |
We came, We saw, We lawyered up. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
644 |
I sure miss the days of asking forgiveness instead of permission |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
645 |
I'm itching for a litigation. |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
646 |
Let's wait until we're closer before we mention the sacrifice part. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
647 |
'Make Camelot great again,' he said. |
1.2523 |
0.04697 |
111 |
86 |
22 |
3 |
648 |
Sooner or later they’ll figure out we don’t really have cookies. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
649 |
I warned them not to litigate. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
650 |
Does anyone else feel overdressed? |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
651 |
You know, lawyers make the best barbarians. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
652 |
Wow, that "Lawyer on a Stick" really keeps them in line. |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
653 |
Nah, most of 'em found me on LinkedIn |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
654 |
We'll have the tactical advantage if this thing ends up going to arbitration. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
655 |
The emperor is going to love his new credit score. |
1.2500 |
0.05601 |
108 |
89 |
11 |
8 |
656 |
Well, you did tell them to suit up. |
1.2476 |
0.05544 |
105 |
86 |
12 |
7 |
657 |
We're gonna hit them with shock and law. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
658 |
Don't release the paperwork until you see the whites of their eyes. |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
659 |
I wonder if they know that the emperor only pays interns in "experience." |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
660 |
They don't look very fearsome now but wait until we enter the courthouse. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
661 |
I think it was our new mission statement: 'Maximum Harm, Minimum Risk!' |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
662 |
So we won the war of words. What now? |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
663 |
Do you mind if I stop at the ATM? |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
664 |
"We first try this 'mergers and acquisitions' thing; then we pillage". |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
665 |
I'm telling you, lawyers pillage better than anyone. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
666 |
We'll see if the pen is mightier than the sword when we come over that next ridge. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
667 |
We'll bury them in red tape. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
668 |
All I said was, we're headed for that white house over there... |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
669 |
Are you sure it's the right flash mob? |
1.2453 |
0.04408 |
106 |
81 |
24 |
1 |
670 |
The advance unit builds the wall and we make the enemy pay for it. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
671 |
Many say siege; I say sue. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
672 |
We can still loot and pillage, but we need to sign non-disclosure agreements. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
673 |
Apparently it's a war of words this time. |
1.2453 |
0.04798 |
106 |
83 |
20 |
3 |
674 |
War is hell, but the lawsuits were killing us. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
675 |
This is going to be one hell of a class action. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
676 |
Once more unto the breach of contract... |
1.2453 |
0.05496 |
106 |
87 |
12 |
7 |
677 |
Please stop promising to keep their resumes on file. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
678 |
Remember: subpoena first, pillage second. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
679 |
We file the briefs at dawn. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
680 |
It's called branding. |
1.2451 |
0.04501 |
102 |
78 |
23 |
1 |
681 |
You go right up the middle with the actuaries and I will do an end around with the accountants. |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
682 |
Here's the plan. Accountants in the front, doctors in the middle, and lawyers at the rear. When I yell "charge!" We'll bankrupt the enemy on the first day! |
1.2451 |
0.05649 |
102 |
84 |
11 |
7 |
683 |
I'm calling this death march "The End of the Three Martini Lunch." |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
684 |
Now let's go get those tax returns. |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
685 |
Didn't you tell them about Casual Friday? |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
686 |
This mercenary army promised a brief battle. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
687 |
I wonder what HR thought when I said that we need troops who know how to charge |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
688 |
It's not over until the paperwork is done. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
689 |
I asked for a legion of Sioux. |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
690 |
Trust me, you never take "my kingdom for a horse" as a handshake deal |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
691 |
I know it's not quite as romantic as it used to be, but this is what modern warfare looks like. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
692 |
How do we convince these guys we don't need life insurance |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
693 |
They're the knights who say "fee." |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
694 |
You go into battle with the army you have, not the one you wish for. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
695 |
Junior partners are not entitled to a horse. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
696 |
Then His Majesty's counsel called their counsel , and they replied - " Yeah... you and WHAT ARMY ?! |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
697 |
And if this threat of an audit fails? Then what? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
698 |
How much more of that Kool-Aid do we have left? |
1.2427 |
0.05599 |
103 |
85 |
11 |
7 |
699 |
Litigation is coming. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
700 |
This is not the hostile takeover I had in mind... |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
701 |
Depositions are hell. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
702 |
I could keep track of the sacking just fine, but there was no accounting for the pillaging. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
703 |
What's a "motion to quash"? |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
704 |
The pied piper never had this following. |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
705 |
I said, break new reinforcements out of jail, not Yale. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
706 |
Are they billing by the hour? |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
707 |
One look at us and they'll sue for peace. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
708 |
These corporate takeovers are getting ridiculous... |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
709 |
I said sack... not briefcase. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
710 |
We're great Khan artists, aren't we?! |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
711 |
Kinda takes the fun out of raping and pillaging when these guys just follow us around and represent our victims. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
712 |
1,000 lawyers. Rome won't last a week. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
713 |
Rape, pillage, recapitalize, repeat. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
714 |
What do we do? I'll tell you what we do. We tell the Emperor that these ARE the Barbarians. Period. And for God's sake, do not mention Rotarians. The last thing we need is another plumber / plunder incident. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
715 |
Flatulence chasers. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
716 |
Wait till we attack them with our economic sanctions. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
717 |
That's the last time I let Conan the Librarian train the troops. |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
718 |
Just my legal team? Ha! Have you seen them fight? They're vicious, heartless and never admit defeat. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
719 |
This time, we'll show them we mean business. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
720 |
Our enemies won't expect such a sneaky legal maneuver. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
721 |
I liked it better when we could battle it out without all the lawyers |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
722 |
They haven’t fought yet, but they all took the on-line seminar |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
723 |
I just mentioned that there might be oil in the ground. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
724 |
Trust me, we'll be able to bring any empire to their knees. |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
725 |
This time we are going to try to talk them into submission. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
726 |
Apparently central casting misunderstood the term 'white walkers.' |
1.2400 |
0.05707 |
100 |
83 |
10 |
7 |
727 |
So what's the plan if the negotiations fail? |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
728 |
Wait until the king sees all the 'hostile takeover' specialists we brought in. |
1.2400 |
0.04740 |
100 |
78 |
20 |
2 |
729 |
I still say, it's not a "hostile takeover" without blood, rape, and pillage. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
730 |
The last lot could fight, but this company plunders like no other |
1.2400 |
0.04522 |
100 |
77 |
22 |
1 |
731 |
I've seen hostile corporate takeovers before but this is excessive. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
732 |
Ever since we went public, we can't pillage like we used to. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
733 |
Surely some of these captives will agree to work in the Trump Administration! |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
734 |
If we survive, I am to make partner. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
735 |
All I know is they hired me to lead a work retreat. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
736 |
Brace yourselves! Second quarter is coming. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
737 |
The Pied Piper did the rats. We did the lawyers. No difference. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
738 |
Our king's refusal to submit his tax returns is about to be resolved! |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
739 |
They say that in Europe it was a piper who used to do this. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
740 |
He is a cunning enemy and I fear he may countersue. |
1.2376 |
0.05827 |
101 |
85 |
8 |
8 |
741 |
We can always use them to sow chaos. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
742 |
Getting revenge was lots more fun before lawyers. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
743 |
You really think Genghis is afraid of being audited? |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
744 |
. . . . And then you just had to say, 'Of course we can audit the plunder, Sire. . . .' |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
745 |
I hate these hostile takeovers. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
746 |
That man with the moustache must feel pretty awkward right about now. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
747 |
They were really eager to join us in battle, once I explained Valhalla's universal healthcare coverage. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
748 |
They're best suited for battle. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
749 |
We gave them their marching orders. Now what? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
750 |
It's called a "corporate raid". |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
751 |
All I said was I was THINKING of getting a term insurance policy! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
752 |
It's a simple concept, show them the approaching cost of litigation and they run like rabbits. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
753 |
Just a reminder, I was willing to settle out of court. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
754 |
Are you sure the White House ordered this many lawyers? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
755 |
Let's hope they're open to negotiations. |
1.2371 |
0.04582 |
97 |
75 |
21 |
1 |
756 |
At sunrise we storm the castle and open an H&R Block |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
757 |
Guess they weren't kidding when they said the new healthcare bill would be medieval... |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
758 |
This time will be different; this time, we paper them to death! |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
759 |
Hostile takeovers have really changed. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
760 |
The trouble is, the only territory they have ever occupied is Wall Street! |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
761 |
I thought they were kidding about the army of lawyers. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
762 |
They say an army marches on its billables. |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
763 |
I'm just saying that we have differing views of risk management. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
764 |
Do you think he meant "corporate" raiders? |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
765 |
What's the second thing we do after killing all the lawyers? |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
766 |
Accountants vincit omnia! |
1.2347 |
0.04541 |
98 |
76 |
21 |
1 |
767 |
When do you think they'll realize our startup is BS? |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
768 |
We will habeas the hell out of their corpus! |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
769 |
Oh, and remind me to get my battle cry approved by Compliance |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
770 |
I wish they had downsized legal rather than operations. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
771 |
I really don't think that this new strategy of "suing the enemy" will be as effective as pillaging and plundering. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
772 |
I see the ocean up ahead. At least this will be a good start. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
773 |
Pick up the pace. The cliff's still twenty miles away. |
1.2347 |
0.05766 |
98 |
82 |
9 |
7 |
774 |
Which Trump hotel are we looking for? |
1.2347 |
0.05580 |
98 |
81 |
11 |
6 |
775 |
Just let the tax guys do the pillaging. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
776 |
"If I have to escort these bozos to one more sales meeting,I'm joining the Crusades". |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
They call us barbarians. Wait ’til they see our legal team. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
778 |
If they thought the elephants were bad, wait until they see this! |
1.2316 |
0.04838 |
95 |
75 |
18 |
2 |
779 |
Want to bet we get there and the Wi-Fi's down? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
780 |
Plundering isn't as much fun since we got funded. |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
781 |
What do we do when we get there? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
782 |
This is the most corporate Pride parade I've ever been in. |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
783 |
Before killing them all, we have to round them up. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
784 |
Life insurance--resistance is futile. |
1.2292 |
0.05826 |
96 |
81 |
8 |
7 |
785 |
I've been told it's important to plan for the occupation. |
1.2292 |
0.05826 |
96 |
81 |
8 |
7 |
786 |
I believe that Thrune the Mighty said a legion that's accountable |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
787 |
They're really getting creative with these corporate retreats. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
788 |
Who would have thought our raiding skills would be applicable in business? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
789 |
We have the lawyers. |
1.2292 |
0.05826 |
96 |
81 |
8 |
7 |
790 |
Not exactly what I was expecting when Attila told me I'd be leading a company. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
791 |
I'm sorry, but I just don't get the same old thrill from a surprise audit. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
792 |
Mercenaries! |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
793 |
So this is what the CEO meant by keeping our people in line? |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
794 |
I don't see what you're so worried about. Nobody sued Attila the Hun. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
795 |
I knew you didn't pay taxes on that thing! |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
796 |
Litigation is coming. |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
797 |
I remember -- before the accountants and lawyers -- when invading a country was so simple. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
798 |
And when we finish litigating we'll have our way with their women. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
799 |
They've been following us since Cleveland. I thought you knew why. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
800 |
This will forever be known as the War of Words. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
801 |
I don't mind telling you, hearing people scream "Here comes Mongol Horde, LLC!" just sucks the joy out of it for me. I am going to retire as soon as I am fully vested. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
802 |
I still think that was a typo, why would the gods want 10,000 Virgils? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
803 |
Hostile takeovers used to be fun. |
1.2292 |
0.05635 |
96 |
80 |
10 |
6 |
804 |
It was Risk Management's idea. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
805 |
Now we can legally storm the gates. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
806 |
Yeah, but they work on contingency. |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
807 |
I know they don't look the part, but Thor says bankers make the best plunderers. |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
808 |
Pillaging just hasn’t been the same since Legal got involved. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
809 |
Call someone in Continuity. |
1.2283 |
0.04400 |
92 |
71 |
21 |
0 |
810 |
First we surround the enemy, then they bore them to death. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
811 |
Whatever you do, don't stop short or we'll have a 100 whiplash cases to deal with. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
812 |
I bought one hair brush two years ago and now they won't leave me alone. |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
813 |
See the ashes of his underwriters, and hear the wailing of his legal department! |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
814 |
This isn't the type of crusade I had in mind. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
815 |
"I love the smell of attache cases in the morning"! |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
816 |
We can't afford to let this one drag on. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
817 |
They don't have a chance. We'll bury 'em in paperwork. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
818 |
Tell me again what a lawyer does. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
819 |
A round of "The Ants Go Marching Two by Two" could improve the pace. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
820 |
Lord Drago said there was no accounting for what we're about to do. I say let's prove him wrong. |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
821 |
Feels like just yesterday that *we* were summer interns |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
822 |
Trust me, Octavius. The old bricks and mortar model is dead. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
823 |
No, that was Tchaikovsky; this is Bizet! |
1.2283 |
0.05804 |
92 |
77 |
9 |
6 |
824 |
Let me get this straight. Your plan is to threaten to tie them up in court? |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
825 |
These MBA boot camps are a royal pain. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
826 |
We're going to litigate them back to the Stone Age. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
827 |
"I told you not to file that Workman's Compensation claim". |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
828 |
...I forgot to call the caterer. |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
829 |
It's true that they have heavier weapons, but we can tie them up with paperwork. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
830 |
I worry that we have become too litigious |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
831 |
You know they'll all break and run when the first Louis Vuitton shield gets nicked, right? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
832 |
You go to war with the army you have -- not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
833 |
When this is over, we need to talk. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
834 |
Another round of 100,000 bottles of beer on the wall? |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
835 |
Say what you want, my money is on the sword |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
836 |
I tell ya Lars, I never thought I would live to see the day when a group of lawyers were scarier than a raiding party of Vikings... |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
837 |
First we pillage, then we litigate! |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
838 |
We'll defeat our enemies with overwhelming logic and misdireacttion. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
839 |
'Litigate to militate' is my battle-cry. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
840 |
white man in a suit. world's deadliest weapon |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
841 |
Exoduses aren't what they used to be. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
842 |
Are you sure he said an army of accountants? |
1.2222 |
0.05648 |
90 |
75 |
10 |
5 |
843 |
I can never remember. Is it 10,000 powers of attorney or 10,000 power of attorneys? |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
844 |
What happened to first kill all the lawyers? |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
845 |
In my opinion, the laws of armed conflict have become overly complex... |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
846 |
Trust me, the Visigoths will have also lawyered up by now." |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
847 |
You'll see. In time, all hostile takeovers will happen like this. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
848 |
Let's make this audit painful. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
849 |
I think we should make a rest stop. These guys want to do their business |
1.2222 |
0.04682 |
90 |
71 |
18 |
1 |
850 |
Do you ever get the feeling we're being followed? |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
851 |
With all our booty, we should have known the auditors would catch up with us. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
852 |
This'll be the mother of all hostile takeovers! |
1.2206 |
0.06231 |
68 |
56 |
9 |
3 |
853 |
First we kill all their lawyers. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
854 |
Sir, are you sure they're suited for battle? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
855 |
The informant said the guy in the suit carrying a briefcase was Spartacus |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
856 |
I said we needed earls and barons and counts. Counts! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
857 |
I think we're being followed |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
858 |
Promise me you will never wear that perfume again . |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
859 |
I came, I saw, I negotiated. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
860 |
Welcome to Corporate America! |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
861 |
I said "maraud it" not "audit", you idiot. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
862 |
Audit is the new plunder. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
863 |
Change that sign to read- Attila et all. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
864 |
We do 401k matching, but it's not so bad when you realize how few of them make it to retirement |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
865 |
J. Crewsades |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
866 |
I meant suits of armor. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
867 |
Okay, then here's another one: Shareholder Value or Death! |
1.2198 |
0.04636 |
91 |
72 |
18 |
1 |
868 |
When I audit . . . |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
869 |
Remember when our crusades meant something? Now I think we're just going through the motions. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
870 |
Are you sure he said "a thousand more suits on the ground?" |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
871 |
What did the general mean by "make haste, we are being charged by the hour"? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
872 |
I always forget how much paperwork war is. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
873 |
I really don't think he literally meant an army of lawyers. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
874 |
The cliff is just ahead. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
875 |
Never pillage without your legal team. |
1.2198 |
0.05806 |
91 |
77 |
8 |
6 |
876 |
Let's kick it up to a cantor; they're billing us by the hour. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
877 |
Don't sweat it. We'll bury them with paperwork. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
878 |
Just in case it's a tie... |
1.2184 |
0.04746 |
87 |
69 |
17 |
1 |
879 |
Are you sure you told the King "Lethal Battle"? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
880 |
I don't see why we have to escort them to Capital Hill. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
881 |
You're sure the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
882 |
Look - I don't like it either but we're legit now. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
883 |
Remember this, son, before you go into battle, you lawyer up. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
884 |
Attila the Hun! Now, there was a guy who put the hostile in hostile takeovers. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
885 |
I told headquarters we needed archers, but they sent auditors instead. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
886 |
I love the smell of lawyers in the morning. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
887 |
We usually lose the first battle, but we always win the appeal. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
888 |
Are you sure this is the best way to attack Goldman-Sachs |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
889 |
I especially hate cocktail hour. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
890 |
I hope we brought enough water coolers. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
891 |
Hostile takeovers sure ain't what they used to be. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
892 |
I liked raiding better before we went corporate. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
893 |
We're doomed. I hear the other army uses Turbotax. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
894 |
It's the new gig economy. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
895 |
That's the last time we pillage at Brooks Brothers. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
896 |
I told them that it was a 9 to 5 work day with full health insurance. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
897 |
You'd be amazed how much more booty we get this way. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
898 |
Did we get enough to defend Trump? |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
899 |
We've come to rape, conquer, and examine their banks. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
900 |
I still don't think this is what he meant by "depose the enemy." |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
901 |
You should have never mentioned we were uninsured. |
1.2159 |
0.04411 |
88 |
69 |
19 |
0 |
902 |
Can you believe it? All I did was tell them we were headed to the land of LinkedIn. |
1.2159 |
0.05703 |
88 |
74 |
9 |
5 |
903 |
The King said he wants to be lied to by experts. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
904 |
This will be a hell of a charge. |
1.2121 |
0.07002 |
66 |
57 |
4 |
5 |
905 |
They'll never expect our Trojan Class-Action Lawsuit |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
906 |
They're not just raiders. They're corporate raiders. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
907 |
Tort reform! That's all I'm saying. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
908 |
I want a suit and briefcase too |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
909 |
There is discovery, pre-trial motions, subpoenas, witness questioning, jury selection... and then we get to the slaying and smoting |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
910 |
Our subpoenas will block out the sun! |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
911 |
I miss the days when a hostile takeover didn't require a phalanx of lawyers. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
912 |
Their ad said "hired guns." |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
913 |
I asked headquarters for gladiators, not glad auditors. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
914 |
I miss the days when we could do a good pillage without having to lawyer up. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
915 |
They may be an army of lawyers, but don't let that fool you. Those briefcases are full of swords, knives and instruments of torture. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
916 |
That piper in Hamlin's got nothin' on me. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
917 |
Apparently, it's a different kind of hostile takeover than we're used to. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
918 |
Hurry, the special investigators are gaining on us. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
919 |
I don't care what you say, you can't sue Gengus Kahn. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
920 |
So I see to the mayor, "Give me two million and I'll rid your city of lawyers. Works every time. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
921 |
Not sure what it is. All I know for sure is it atracts Republicans. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
922 |
Honestly, it takes an army of lawyers to be a conqueror now. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
923 |
No need for whips, just whisper the words restructuring or downturn and they'll do just about anything. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
924 |
Civilized conflict resolution sucks! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
925 |
April 15 is coming. |
1.2093 |
0.04412 |
86 |
68 |
18 |
0 |
926 |
There's just something unsettling about the whole thing...I mean, what's in the briefcases? |
1.2093 |
0.05990 |
86 |
74 |
6 |
6 |
927 |
If that thing about the pen being mightier than the sword is true, we're seriously kicking some ass. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
928 |
We call it Game of Clones. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
929 |
I'm so tired of these corporate takeovers. |
1.2093 |
0.04712 |
86 |
69 |
16 |
1 |
930 |
Were you into raping and pillaging before you got into auditing? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
931 |
I still say the king wanted all the best REGAL advisers we could find. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
932 |
First, we strike terror into their hearts. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
933 |
I really think our future is behind us! |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
934 |
Why bring a lawyer when you can bring an army of them? |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
935 |
Apparently we only pay them if we win. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
936 |
Let's see them try to sue for peace now! |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
937 |
I clearly told personnel I needed a hundred marauders not auditors. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
938 |
Because the Visgoths had scruples, that's why! |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
939 |
This is the last time I discuss wardrobe with you |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
940 |
I long for the days when hostile takeovers didn't require an army of lawyers |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
941 |
Corporate raiding just doesn't feel the same ... |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
942 |
They move faster on Casual Friday. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
943 |
I just asked, 'Who wants to work remotely?' |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
944 |
I was told they are all armed with a new weapon that is supposedly mightier than the sword. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
945 |
When they said John Waters was directing, I said what the hell. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
946 |
Remember, on my signal, initiate a class-action on their left flank! |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
947 |
They're supposed to pick up after the horses. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
948 |
Your turn to pick a cause for these nitwits to support! |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
949 |
It never ends, more plunder more bean counters |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
950 |
I still think Genghis's way was more interesting |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
951 |
Jousting at court ain't what it used to be. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
952 |
I doubt he meant 'an army of lawyers' literally. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
953 |
Dragons are easier to feed, but lawyers are more deadly. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
954 |
Death marches build trust. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
955 |
K-a-h-n men. Not c-o-n men. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
956 |
When we meet the enemy, we'll see if the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
957 |
The kingdoms of our enemies will crumble when infected with our economists. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
958 |
Well, lead and the meek shall follow |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
959 |
The names Fitzgerald, Cohen, and Rappaport will be feared throughout the land. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
960 |
Our legal dream team insures we can rape, pillage and kill with impunity. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
961 |
I hope they're mostly Christian, because the lions are picky. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
962 |
Tell the troops that whoever captures the enemy prince will make partner. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
963 |
Only one more mile to cubicle city |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
964 |
At least we won't get to the gate looking like barbarians. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
965 |
Trust me, my ROI for the average pillage and plunder has gone through the roof since I hooked up with these guys. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
966 |
I swear I was told to wear "business casual." |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
967 |
Khan said recruit to pillage and loot, so we got us some real scorched-earth sociopaths: sub-prime lenders, payday lenders, corporate raiders, student loan collectors... |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
968 |
Takeovers sure aren't like they used to be. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
969 |
They look docile now but they are barbarians at the gates. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
970 |
They sure don't make mercenaries like they used to. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
971 |
I never should have Lawyered up. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
972 |
When they swarm, they're more destructive than the locusts. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
973 |
In our day, we would never walk directly behind horses. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
974 |
The new king believes pens are mightier than swords. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
975 |
I know he wants to be lawyered up, but jeez . . . |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
976 |
Uh oh. My horses stomach is making rumbling noises. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
977 |
Rather embarrassing we captured so few. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
978 |
I should NEVER have said 'The pen is mightier than the sword.' We are so screwed. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
979 |
I promised them 33% of anything they can seize or confiscate. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
980 |
First we'll fix health care, then we move on to tax reform. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
981 |
I told you not to shoot down that big bird. Now what do we do with all these prisoners? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
982 |
Now that we've put the legal stuff behind us... |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
983 |
Just say ‘halt’ if you want to see a game of human corporate dominoes. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
984 |
Any of these damn immigrants think they're gonna take my job, they've got another think coming. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
985 |
For every man of ours they slay, we’ll bring 10 cases of wrongful death |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
986 |
I didn't think this was what they meant by 'an army of lawyers'. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
987 |
I got a feeling these are not our guys. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
988 |
We found them wandering around the desert. They call themselves 'The People of the Books'. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
989 |
Pillaging just isn't what it used to be. |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
990 |
War has lost its appeal. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
991 |
Yes, I'm on my way to an IRS audit. How could you tell? |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
992 |
I suppose, if I am being honest, that a thousand pens is probably mightier than one sword. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
993 |
They need water and Wi-Fi. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
994 |
I'm telling you, arbitrage, it's the wave of the future! |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
995 |
I like that they're stepping in it every so often. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
996 |
The March of the Condemned Accountants |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
997 |
They take the fun out of plundering. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
998 |
When he told us to go get lawyers, guns, and money, why couldn't you have found the guns or the money? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
999 |
So I heard the King saying, The best offense is a good defense. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1000 |
I was told we need to "give them the business." |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
1001 |
They're here to ensure I don't sign no stinkin' Magna Carta. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1002 |
It's mostly a Norman invasion, but we've sprinkled in a few Eugenes and Arnold's for variety. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1003 |
First the snakes, now the lawyers. What will Patrick think of next? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1004 |
Ever worry about Western influences? |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1005 |
All in all, raping and pillaging with lawyers just isn't the same. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1006 |
Do you think this is what the king meant by 'hostile takeover'? |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
1007 |
It's a new world. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1008 |
Tax men? I distinctly heard "100 axe men." |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1009 |
When we get a look at their books, it's all over. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1010 |
I have a gut feeling that something is wrong. These capitalist tribes surrendered too easily. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1011 |
Nobody messes with Morelock, Gunderson, Fishbein and Hemple. Nobody. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1012 |
I selected these men because each one has an MBA. I want to make certain that the enemy understands that we mean business. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1013 |
Is this your first corporate retreat? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1014 |
When he said to bring "military attaches" he was referring to a job title, not a briefcase. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1015 |
Trust me, these guys come highly recommended and specialize in hostile takeovers. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1016 |
We don't plunder, we litigate. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1017 |
I remember when the Pride parade was a lot less corporate. ... |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1018 |
When they told me I'd been picked to lead a legal crusade... |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1019 |
I swear that this is my last Crusade. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1020 |
This army is all plea and no pillage. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1021 |
We will sue them into submission |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1022 |
On the bright side, we'll be ready to file an appeal. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1023 |
Their "army of doctors" will be no match for us. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1024 |
"Better than the Children's Crusade," he said. "It'll be great," he said. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1025 |
I never go into battle without my legal team. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1026 |
It’s almost too easy now, isn’t it? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1027 |
And so began the Age of the Hostile Takeover. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1028 |
I said "Golden Horde," not "Goldman Horde." |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1029 |
Call me old-fashioned, but "We will win the day or choke their rivers with affidavits and depositions" just doesn't have the same oomph. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1030 |
I really thought that 'an army of lawyers' was just a figure of speech. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1031 |
Let's hope that pen and sword thing is right. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1032 |
I said bring a suit. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1033 |
When they see we're an army of aggressive life insurance agents they'll give up and run. |
1.2073 |
0.05945 |
82 |
70 |
7 |
5 |
1034 |
The first wave of auditors will surround the city at sunrise. Then the actuaries will approach from the hinterlands with underwriting agreements. |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
1035 |
They really know how to follow suit. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1036 |
I feel like corporate's been breathing down my neck lately. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1037 |
Geneva convention says we must give them water. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1038 |
Into the valley of death litigated the 600 hundred. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1039 |
We devastate, pillage and plunder. But at least we bring our own insurance adjusters. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1040 |
Damn IRS audit. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1041 |
We're going to bury them in paperwork |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1042 |
The archers failed. The calvary and the Janissaries failed. Now it is all up to the accountants. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1043 |
So what's our plan if this "cease and desist" thing doesn't work out? |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
1044 |
We really need to talk to our recruiters, Oleg. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1045 |
I knew this would happen when we accepted that V.C. investment. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1046 |
You have to wonder what they use their right hands for. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1047 |
These are the ones that barbecued their briefcases a week ago. |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
1048 |
..and they can help us plan for retirement, too.. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1049 |
ok, first we fill the moat with subpoenas.... |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1050 |
You think this might be about our raping and pillaging incident? |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1051 |
I distinctly asked for suits of grey armor not grey flannel. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1052 |
These team building exercises are getting out of control. |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
1053 |
I don't know. Judy from HR just told me to march the accounting department to Hastings. |
1.2048 |
0.06123 |
83 |
72 |
5 |
6 |
1054 |
We've got a good bunch of recruits, but the best young vandals in the Ivy League still go straight to Wall Street. |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
1055 |
They're here to help us reach a settlement. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1056 |
Did you make sure their pencils were sharp? |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1057 |
Methinks His Majesty is overly concerned with liability. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
1058 |
Don't look back, it will only encourage them. |
1.2000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
69 |
6 |
5 |
1059 |
Attorneys, always more attorneys. I liked it better when we could simply pillage and plunder. |
1.2000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
69 |
6 |
5 |
1060 |
I said we were going to liquidate, not litigate ! |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1061 |
The Saxons have no clue how barbaric we can be. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1062 |
Now remember,...we're only trying to force a settlement! |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1063 |
Our legal team will keep them tied up for years. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
1064 |
I get the feeling they signed up for the wrong 'Leadership Training'. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1065 |
I believe in the accountability of our military budget, but this is ridiculous! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1066 |
You'd think an army of lawyers would have transportation |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
1067 |
If their algorithm is correct, we shall win this battle. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1068 |
This is Plan B. Shock and Awe didn't work. |
1.1935 |
0.05557 |
62 |
51 |
10 |
1 |
1069 |
Sarge, you have one month to turn this batch of maggots into Berserkers. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1070 |
If you ask me, They're taking this "Barbarians at the gate" thing a little too seriously. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1071 |
But will they continue to follow us when they find out we're women? |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1072 |
I miss the old days before detente when we could maim and ravage. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1073 |
We're trying a new temp agency. Don't ask. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1074 |
You know, when I said I wanted to be a corporate raider, this is not what meant... |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1075 |
Business as usual? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1076 |
Their strength is questionable, but their manner of fighting for money is legendary. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1077 |
Then I told him - look, I've got an army of lawyers. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1078 |
So sue me! |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1079 |
Hostile takeover. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1080 |
So instead of beware the slaughtering hordes it's beware the auditing boards? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1081 |
Noah will have a difficult time picking two. |
1.1923 |
0.06068 |
78 |
68 |
5 |
5 |
1082 |
I hate working at Medieval Times when the personal injury lawyer convention is in town. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1083 |
The crusades as a tax write-off? Brilliant but flawed. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1084 |
They have their drones. Now we have ours. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1085 |
Sure our benefits got better, but I just miss the pillaging. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1086 |
Maybe we can sue them into submission... |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1087 |
We really should've talked him out of writing that stupid war book |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1088 |
The takeover was less hostile than I had anticipated. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1089 |
They're working on a few of my paternity suits. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1090 |
I smell victory, they're not expecting a surprise audit! |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1091 |
This is war without mercy I tell you. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1092 |
I'm telling you, we should have made a left at the Shell station |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1093 |
Is that a Starbucks up ahead? |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1094 |
. . . because the subpoena is mightier than the sword! |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1095 |
They're not so tough without their poison pills and golden parachutes. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1096 |
I've always dreamed about leading an army of lawyers into battle. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1097 |
There's protection - then there's "Protection". |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1098 |
He has gotta stop this tweeting! |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1099 |
It's the first "class action" crusade. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1100 |
They say they missed their train. What's a "train?" |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1101 |
The new emperor wants us to focus on mergers and acquisitions. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1102 |
Pillaging was more fun without the paperwork. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1103 |
We'll see how great their Great Wall is when we slap this injunction on them. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1104 |
Dunno....I heard they are carrying the King's tax return |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1105 |
If you capture them young, they can be trained. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1106 |
I realize we need to be careful, but we're lawyering this thing to death. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1107 |
If eminent domain fails, we’ll bore the masses into submission. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1108 |
I learned this from Sun Tzu's 'The Art of Risk Management.' |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1109 |
Are they still there? |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1110 |
I wouldn't call it exciting, but mergers and acquisitions is steady work. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1111 |
All their suits are the same, but their underarmour is colorfully individualized. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1112 |
Looks like our podcast on “How to Pillage” created a following. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1113 |
They're sure we'll need to secure clear title to this Grail thing. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1114 |
This will show them we mean business! |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1115 |
Do you get the feeling we're being followed? |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1116 |
When I said let's get down to business, I didn't think they would take it literally. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1117 |
You sure we got enough General Tso's spicey chicken to feed them all? |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1118 |
When we yell, 'Charge!' are they just going to start billing us by the hour? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1119 |
Make sure we have them back by April 15th |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1120 |
We will sue for peace. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1121 |
Damn the negotiators. I say we fight. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1122 |
Truly there's no defense against an army of lawyers. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1123 |
At least our accounting books are up to date. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1124 |
Were you able to make a reservation for us? |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1125 |
I didn't think they'll take the command, "Suit up!" so literally... |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1126 |
This time our hostile takeover won't be stopped by an injunction. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1127 |
We may not win this battle, but we'll clean up suing over our personal injuries. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1128 |
This time we don't lose on a technicality |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1129 |
Ever since I finished business school my approach to hostile takeovers has changed. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1130 |
I just don't understand why we're not getting more women to apply. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1131 |
This is what I call an office retreat. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1132 |
So your plan then, Guilford, is to bore the infidels into submission?' |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1133 |
It's gotten so that a Vandal just can't have some spontaneous fun anymore |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
1134 |
All of this pillaging creates a mountain of paperwork. |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1135 |
I am so sick of these corporate retreats. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1136 |
For the moment, they still think this is an investment trip. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1137 |
Leif, do you really think the threat of a tax audit will cause them to lay down their arms? |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1138 |
There's just no fun in conquering villages of 'Yes' men. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1139 |
Before this I thought “army of lawyers” was just an expression. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1140 |
They out-lawyer us five to one so it comes down to the element of surprise. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1141 |
Rule of law, he said. We'll see. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1142 |
The legal department has taken all the fun out of pillaging. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1143 |
Something needs to be done about this migrant accountant crisis. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1144 |
'Hard to believe we're all extras on the same film. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1145 |
Well, now it’s Khan & Son and Associates. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1146 |
This isn't what I had in mind when you proposed a Norman conquest. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1147 |
We're only equipped for a brief encounter. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1148 |
Party in the front, business in the back. That's why they're the infantry. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1149 |
Now this is what you call ruthless conquest |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1150 |
I just wish we thought through conquering the middle class. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1151 |
Actuarians at the Gate. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1152 |
No more corporate takeovers. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1153 |
Then he appointed me attorney general. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1154 |
These days you can't have too many lawyers. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1155 |
I miss when we had squires. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1156 |
Sometimes I feel like their hearts aren't in it. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1157 |
The king wants to hold these terrorists accountable. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1158 |
Trump sent us to renegotiate. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1159 |
I knew if we had enough lawyers we could settle this without another war. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1160 |
We no longer 'rape' and 'pillage.' Henceforth, we 'covfefe.' |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1161 |
Did you remember to have them surrender their calculators? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1162 |
I did not request an army to "bore" the enemy. I'm sure I said "gore". |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1163 |
I used to think these guys had no imagination, but here we are. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1164 |
So how many personal injury lawyers did you hire? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1165 |
First we soften them up with discovery then we bomb them with subpoenas and finish them off with lawsuits. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1166 |
Relax, no matter what happens, we've got an army of lawyers behind us. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1167 |
If they think this application process is tough, they can forget about Goldman Sachs. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1168 |
Trust me, nothing strikes fear in the hearts of your enemies like lawyers. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1169 |
The future of barbarism ain't what it used to be |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1170 |
Wow! These yes men were an easy plunder |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1171 |
They're going to know we mean business. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1172 |
We came, we saw, we audited. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1173 |
I don't fear a poison pill. It's the boiling oil that keeps me up at night. And the archers. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1174 |
All I know is that the executive order said "get rid of the regulators" |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1175 |
Why do we need five bureaucrats for every soldier? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1176 |
If we do find the Grail, we'll need all the lawyers we can get. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1177 |
I remember when collecting taxes for the king was less boring. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1178 |
Wanted: 'SOLDIERS' of Fortune, not 'readers.' Next time, let me place the ad. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1179 |
Remember when we had commuter trains. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1180 |
And I always thought that "army of lawyers" was just a phrase. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1181 |
We're trying a new type of hostile takeover. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1182 |
...and so I asked myself- where can I get a horde of villains, thugs, and cut-throats? The ABA, of course! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1183 |
Where is this Great Wall of Street, again? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1184 |
And I still say he said “bring an army AND the lawyers.” |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1185 |
Hostile takeovers just aren't' what they used to be. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1186 |
Mandatory Medieval Monday Meeting |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1187 |
Why do they keep asking how far it is to the next swamp? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1188 |
...and if we win they pay our attorney fees. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1189 |
In the good old days, we had to shackle the slaves. Now they just fall into line. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1190 |
Remember, pillage and plunder, and then litigation. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1191 |
Bet you weren't expecting this from a craigslist add that asked for 'herding experience' |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1192 |
I figure 3 subpoenas, 5 affidavits, and motion to dismiss will leave them right where we want them! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1193 |
I meant the OTHER kind of hostile takeover! |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1194 |
They call me 'Lawrence of Oilrabia'. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1195 |
Nothing beats an army of yes men if you want to rule the world. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1196 |
Trust me. They will surrender before getting audited. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1197 |
Did you say something about a hostile takeover? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1198 |
It hasn't been the same since His Majesty declared war against mainstream media. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1199 |
I'll let the money follow me this time. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1200 |
Audit is coming. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1201 |
Don't look now, but I think we're being monitored by the IRS. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1202 |
I bet the other Amazon box has the Whole Foods stuff. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1203 |
They may not look dangerous, but they are ruthless negotiators! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1204 |
They may not look formidable-- but I've seen this army of lawyers decimate a corporate empire |
1.1867 |
0.06208 |
75 |
66 |
4 |
5 |
1205 |
These suits are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1206 |
They claim they can build pyramids faster than Egyptian slaves, but I think it's a scheme. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1207 |
But will they fight by the hour? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1208 |
New plan -- we're going to charge the castle with an astronomical billable rate. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1209 |
You know, back in the day we used to just CONQUER. Nowadays...EVERYBODY has an attorney! |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1210 |
This will become known as "the king's defense" hundred's of years from now. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1211 |
Yes, we need a lance - but did you have to bring the ambulance? |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1212 |
Over-regulation has taken all the spontaneity out of raping and pillaging. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1213 |
He’s going to regret that injunction. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1214 |
Never been so ready if we sue for peace. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1215 |
I know "Atilla the Litigator" doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely but I promise you it's the direction this business of raping and pillaging is going. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1216 |
But Jim, I said we needed an actual army, not an army of actuaries. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1217 |
Just remember we're knights of the conference table. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1218 |
Did you remember to stock the castle with LaCroix? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1219 |
I hope this is what they meant by a "show of strength from our sales force" |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1220 |
Supposedly, we’ll quash the rebellion with shock-and-awe litigation. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1221 |
You know a conference call would have worked just as well. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1222 |
It's the billable hours that really kills them. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1223 |
I remember the good old days when you could rape and pillage without hiring an army of lawyers. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1224 |
Remember the good ole days when we settled our disputes with swords and spears? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1225 |
I'm telling you Erik, you can never be too lawyered up. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1226 |
Are you sure this is the right line? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1227 |
Sure they are tough. I bet half of them are packing a letter opener. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1228 |
Yeah, but what happens AFTER the element of surprise? |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1229 |
Well at least tomorrow is Friday. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1230 |
Why can't our best lawyer just fight their best lawyer? |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1231 |
Maybe we should change it to 'Knights of the Long Table. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1232 |
I told you this would happen if they reinstated the draft! |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1233 |
The I.R.S. better listen to what I have to say this time. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1234 |
We should have stopped in Greenland |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1235 |
I think my wife is seeing another man. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1236 |
Why do we offer corporate retreats again?? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1237 |
we should have specified for a swift campaign not for a brief campaign |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1238 |
Winter is coming. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1239 |
Feeding an army is bad enough, but the billable hours are just killing us. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1240 |
Onward business soldiers |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1241 |
We'll have to pillage at least five more villages to pay their bill. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
1242 |
Have you done the math on the billable hours? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1243 |
Now we'll have the advantage during the peace treaty negotiations. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1244 |
I like the new dress code. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1245 |
Suits on the ground is the only way to fight leadership. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1246 |
Keep it coming,boys.We'll shred EVERTHING at the end. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1247 |
J. Crewsades |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1248 |
I said suits of armor! Not Armani! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1249 |
So, just how will we explain this to Ghengis Khan? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1250 |
Do you feel comfortable with our weapon of choice? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1251 |
It's unclear which one of them has the envelope for best picture. They said they’d just work it out with the presenters on stage. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1252 |
Saddle up, Lawyer up. Who knew? I barely speak their language |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1253 |
I was advised to lawyer up before testifying. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1254 |
The king said to sue for peace. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1255 |
What do you call 10,000 lawyers in Outer Mongolia? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1256 |
Do you still think a class action was the right strategy? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1257 |
I remember the good old days when you could have a good joust without an army of lawyers. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1258 |
Well their gates are impenetrable, but I'll be damned if their 'No Soliciting' sign stays up any longer. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1259 |
Lawyers make the best galley slaves. The hours are the same. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1260 |
You failed to mention that this was a corporate raid. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1261 |
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our pension funds! |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1262 |
You were right. We have them believing that we will make America great again. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1263 |
I think we need more legal ammunition. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1264 |
Whilst they do the Hun's taxes. We'll pillage the castle. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1265 |
I'm really getting bored with these hostile takeovers. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1266 |
There are more horses' asses than there are horses! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1267 |
I warned them we'd hold them to account! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1268 |
Nothing strikes terror in the hearts of politicians like a horde of lawyers. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1269 |
I understand, but this is what the Trump protocol required. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1270 |
Once they see our legal team, they'll settle! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1271 |
So much for casual Friday. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1272 |
Nothing more terrifying than a tax audit. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1273 |
How can I distinguish my 2997 followers from bots? |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1274 |
Escape the corporate world you said; work for ourselves you said. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1275 |
Pharaoh constructs the Great Pyramid Scheme. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1276 |
Our army means business. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1277 |
I know I was the bad guy on the last raid, but something about this batch makes me want to be the bad guy again. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1278 |
...a good start! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1279 |
It's only smart to lawyer up. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1280 |
When we began these crusades, I never thought our battle cry would end up being "See you in court.' |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1281 |
I can't believe we are the only ones that actually participated in "Mongolian Warlord Fridays" at this office! |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1282 |
If you can't conquer 'em, sue 'em! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1283 |
I do hope you're right that the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1284 |
The " Ghengis Kahn" executive training is our biggest moneymaker. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1285 |
Remember , Moses, the pied piper, all had a similar beginning. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1286 |
I know, I know, but Attila swears they will wreak terror. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1287 |
Explain to me again how a mercenary can work for a contingent fee? |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1288 |
I still say body cameras would be easier... |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1289 |
God only knows what they were doing in the desert but I heard an Amalakite at the gym tell his buddy that what these guys were able to do with the Pharaoh's books was nothing short of a miracle. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1290 |
I miss the good old days, too |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1291 |
Can you believe Attila wants to take Persia with a gang audit? |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1292 |
These hostile takeovers just aren't what they used to be. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1293 |
It was your job to read the fine print. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1294 |
Ours sales force is unstoppable. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1295 |
His majesty wants to tweak the pre nup. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1296 |
Look on the bright side. We have all the summer interns we need. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1297 |
What's with the hour lunch break? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1298 |
I think we have enough human sacrifice for the next couple years. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1299 |
You know, I miss the good old days when you could just pillage without fear of litigation. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1300 |
I know they're good at charging. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1301 |
The general wants to show we mean business. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1302 |
What did you think he meant by "give them their marching orders?" |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1303 |
I tell you their knees will quiver when they behold our massed forces of negotiation. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1304 |
I hope I remembered to lock the front door. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1305 |
Sometimes I feel like office politics may be getting out of hand. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1306 |
I STILL SAY THAT WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT THE RIVER! |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1307 |
Where's the glory in leading a rat race? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1308 |
I don't know, maybe we could start a call center. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1309 |
This time we're going to pillage the intellectual property. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1310 |
Lemmings, LLC. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1311 |
Next stop, paperwork mountain. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1312 |
Death and taxes, ready or not! |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1313 |
So I say to the Sultan, 'My lawyers can beat up your lawyers . . . .' |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1314 |
I just don't think secular humanism is worth fighting for. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1315 |
You're right. Once we hacked their computers, they surrendered. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1316 |
I hate negotiating. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1317 |
Victory will be ours -- and attorney costs, too! |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1318 |
We're in trouble—the Dumpty family just filed a wrongful death suit. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1319 |
For me, the most important part of any hostile takeover is the hostility. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1320 |
Not even our fiercest enemy will withstand an army of insurance agents |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1321 |
He actually shot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1322 |
Now we'll close that Johnson account. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1323 |
The naked love slaves were more fun than this lot. |
1.1831 |
0.06121 |
71 |
62 |
5 |
4 |
1324 |
I just held up the $ sign. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1325 |
I hate negotiating first! |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1326 |
Well then why are they following us? Either you filed our Rape and Pillage Taxes after April 15th, or you failed to report earnings from the sack on Carthage... |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1327 |
I don't think this is the best defense we can get... |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1328 |
This is the last time we answer an ad on Craig's List |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
1329 |
Why am I beginning to think the 6 train shutdown isn't temporary? |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1330 |
I love the smell of lawyers burning at dawn. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1331 |
I guess the plan is to bore them to death |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1332 |
One-third of the plunder is the best contingency rate you can get in today's market. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
1333 |
We should reach the courthouse by nightfall. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
1334 |
Because apparently, a successful "Hostile Takeover" requires suits on the ground. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1335 |
This is the first time I have lead a band of marauding lawyers. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1336 |
Call me old-fashioned but I just don't get this 'bury them with paperwork' strategy. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1337 |
That symbol on your staff means 'I need insurance'. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1338 |
Ok, how about if we yell 'We have more fearsome arbitrators than you!' No, um, how's 'Fear our Suits!'. Jeez, I miss the old days. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
1339 |
We will, we will sue you! |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1340 |
I’m not sure about this new ‘shock and bore’ strategy. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
1341 |
I just made sure each of their administrative assistants wrote "long march" into their calendars |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1342 |
We're gonna sue them into the Middle Ages! |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1343 |
We came, we saw, we subpoenaed. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1344 |
So he asks me where I see myself in five years and I says that I would like to be a leader in a corporate environment. And that was only three years ago. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1345 |
I don't get this new rage for gray flannel. I say, give me leather and sheepskin any day. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
1346 |
We bring 10,000 lawyers and they beg to surrender. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1347 |
The retainer fees alone will kill 'em. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1348 |
They'll never know what hit 'em. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1349 |
Trust me. They can pillage more with those strange satchels than an army of barbarians, and they'll take 33% without slitting our throats. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1350 |
I know the pointy helmets are a liability, but sheesh... |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
1351 |
You asked for guys with a siege mentality. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1352 |
I can feel the future creeping up on me.... |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
1353 |
Trump said that you can fool a lot of the people enough of the time. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1354 |
I think you checked off the wrong requisition box! |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1355 |
I miss the good old days before binding arbitration. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1356 |
Fine--in addition to bathing in the blood of our enemies we will allow working from home on Fridays. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1357 |
You go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1358 |
Are you _sure_ the pen is mightier than the sword? |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
1359 |
It's retaliation: They kill one of ours, we kill 20 of theirs. They sue us for tax loopholes, we slow them down in so much discovery paperwork they won't know what hit 'em |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1360 |
I don't know but I've been told...CEOs can all be sold... |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1361 |
I miss the days when you could burn and pillage without an army of lawyers. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1362 |
How many lawyers does it take? Too many. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1363 |
Somehow an army of lawyers seemed like the right decision... |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
1364 |
The Queen is getting lawyered up. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1365 |
You rape, I'll pillage, and the rest of them can audit their taxes. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
1366 |
Next time use a real head hunter. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
1367 |
I'm not sure if this IS enough lawyers to get us through the current administration. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1368 |
My saga is truly never ending. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1369 |
Lance-chasers. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1370 |
Medieval Knievel can NOT clear this many. |
1.1746 |
0.06613 |
63 |
56 |
3 |
4 |
1371 |
I told Genghis that paternity suits were a possibility, but he wouldn't listen! |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
1372 |
Their army is weak, but they are litigious. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
1373 |
'Suiting up for battle' ain't what it used to be. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1374 |
CNN will never know what hit them. |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
1375 |
It's not the battle I'm concerned about. It's the billable hours. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
1376 |
More swords would have been pretty mighty too. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
1377 |
The law is mightier than the sword, you say? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1378 |
Because Genghis Khan ordered us to lawyer up. That's why. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1379 |
They won’t even know what hit them. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1380 |
You better pray "the pen is mightier than the sword", or else we're doomed! |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1381 |
I think they mentioned something about a 'hostile take-over'. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1382 |
It's not like the old days. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1383 |
And apparently we were still over budget. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1384 |
First we try it my way... |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1385 |
I was expecting less paperwork. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1386 |
You know the war cry 'Generally Accepted Accounting Principles--Fuck, Yeah'? I did that one. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1387 |
They're not dangerous. They only have sandwiches in their satchels. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1388 |
Clearly their presence has discouraged lawsuits. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1389 |
These corporate retreats are exhaustin. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1390 |
And they say management isn't a fullfilling career choice. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1391 |
I think Trump's Cabinet meetings have gone too far |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1392 |
They have words ... the best words. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1393 |
The White House is dead ahead. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1394 |
This will be a wasted trip if they plead the Fifth. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1395 |
Every 1000 years someone wants a Crusade to bring jobs back. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1396 |
Remember when war was just war. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1397 |
I don't know why he just doesn't say he's not going to release his return. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1398 |
Ever since we started to supply a lawyer to every citizen of the villages we plunder so they can offer a debriefing and a notarized statement on who we are and what is about to transpire, we've had little to no resistance |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1399 |
They should surrender once they see the money behind us |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1400 |
Tell me again why it was better to bring them in house? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1401 |
And then she had the nerve to say I'm a very litigious man ... |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1402 |
Speak legalese and carry a big stick. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1403 |
It's a tactic called 'Shock and Law.' |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1404 |
You know the ancient Pharaohs used multi-level marketing, too. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1405 |
History will remember the March of Homo Erectus cum Ties et Briefcasus. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1406 |
It always seems like we lose momentum when we get lawyers involved. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1407 |
I hear there's another restructuring coming |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1408 |
If I wanted to stare at a horse's ass all day, I would have walked behind Gerry. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1409 |
Let's make this quick. These soldiers charge by the hour. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1410 |
I keep saying, lawyers don't kill people, people kill people. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1411 |
These corporate team-building activities are getting a little ridiculous. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1412 |
Ever since the King went with the flat tax, the recruiters have been flooded with accountants. |
1.1642 |
0.06236 |
67 |
60 |
3 |
4 |
1413 |
Hostile takeovers aren't as fun as they used to be. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1414 |
I still like my work, but I haven't got used to the name "mergers and acquisitions". |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1415 |
I asked you to assemble the army, not the Armani. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1416 |
Res ipsa loquitur, Sir John! |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1417 |
I take it you intend to negotiate a settlement? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1418 |
This will be the mother of all lawsuits. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
1419 |
Sure, but their billable hours are frightening. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1420 |
The emperor has promised untold riches to any senator willing to sell the new healthcare bill. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1421 |
There are no real standouts. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
1422 |
The mercenary agencies assured me they have raiding experience. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
1423 |
First, let's kill all the lawyers. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
1424 |
No, I don't think it's possible to be too well-prepped for a deposition. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1425 |
Yes, I told you to raise an army for a takeover, but this isn't what I meant. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1426 |
Onward Christian Dior soldiers. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1427 |
Second row, mustache, didn't even graduate. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
1428 |
They'll surrender as soon as we get there. The fortress hasn't been built that can withstand this many lawyers. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
1429 |
The lawsuits should give us a century of breathing room. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
1430 |
I thought when they said "army of lawyers" they were being metaphorical. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
1431 |
When the king said bring them back alive, did he mean on the inside too? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
1432 |
Well, I miss the days when you could see a hostile takeover coming. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
1433 |
Be sure to say "literally" the next time you call for headhunters. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
1434 |
Who would've thought we would have so many converts from Conservatism to Odinism, this quickly??? |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1435 |
I warned her I was hiring an army of lawyers. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1436 |
I told you, we should've used the wooden horse idea. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1437 |
Forget about pillagers. It's these auditors that really scare people. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1438 |
I miss rape and pillage. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1439 |
How much do you think it costs Genghis to keep them on retainer? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1440 |
We will reign our subpoenas down on them until it darkens the sky. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1441 |
Admit it, you had no idea what corporate raiding meant either. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1442 |
Live Action Role-Playing used to be so much fun, until we started including the "Terms of Service." |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1443 |
Look, this plundering with lawyers is totally effective, but I miss the romance. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1444 |
I tell you, it doesn't matter who wins the battle. With an army of lawyers we will always come out on top. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1445 |
I didn't realize how easy it would be to get the G.O.P. to follow a little inconsequential twerp. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1446 |
This job would be easier if we had lemmings. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1447 |
....two are accountants and the others are all attorneys. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1448 |
Probe with the auditors. Then hit em with tax law on the right flank, contract law on the left. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1449 |
Plunder, then pillage, then litigate. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1450 |
Where's the Pied Piper when ya need him? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1451 |
When do we tell them we actually can't pay their bill? |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1452 |
Yes I know, but lawyers are savage fighters and they don't take prisoners! |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1453 |
They've got the guns, but we've got the lawyers. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1454 |
Trust me, they'll recognize a Scourge Of God when they see one. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1455 |
The tax men cometh. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1456 |
Talk about your drone warfare! |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1457 |
They're Insider Traders. We're taken them to the Tower |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1458 |
When all else fails, sue them. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1459 |
They have announced the new tax code. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1460 |
I said "armor"—not "Armani." |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1461 |
The Decline and Fall of the Trumpian Empire |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1462 |
I'd prefer to settle out of battlefield. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1463 |
We'll show those Pagans we mean business! |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1464 |
It's time to sue for peace. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1465 |
This time, the archbishop will know we mean business. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1466 |
I hope Thor didn't also get lawyered up, it would be nice to end this raid quickly. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1467 |
I told my boss I'd work from home today. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1468 |
We had to tell them wer'e crusading to remove taxes on capital gains. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1469 |
"I hope they all have their fountain pens loaded |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1470 |
Bloodbath, hell! It’s going to be an inkbath! |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1471 |
H.R. says we need more diversity. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1472 |
Well, the orders were to find the most ruthless in all the land, and I'm not turning around! |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1473 |
Pillaging was a lot more fun when it wasn't billed by the hour. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1474 |
Told you the new recruiting poster was off-brand. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1475 |
I'm not too confident in our rear flank. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1476 |
They do know it's not that type of hostile takeover, right? |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1477 |
First we send in the lawyers. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1478 |
You know you can't lead the horses' asses to water, right? |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1479 |
We need more women in the workplace. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1480 |
And that's how I became Khan of the Goldman Horde. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1481 |
Did you call ahead for reservations? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1482 |
When this story is told, they will be "rats", and we will be "the pied piper". |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1483 |
I asked for an army that's accountable, not accountants! |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1484 |
I miss the old days when the sword was mightier than pen. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1485 |
These insurance salesmen follow every lead!! |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1486 |
Like I said, you can never have enough lawyers |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1487 |
They're crusading against Casual Friday. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1488 |
Remember the good old days? When you could be a horde without a legion of lawyers. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1489 |
Forget the battle... our guys will talk them into surrender. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1490 |
It wasn't always accrual world. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1491 |
And you thought the lemmings were fun to watch! |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1492 |
Raping and pillaging is so much easier with an army of tax accountants. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1493 |
You did call ahead for reservations, right? |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1494 |
I'm told they're the best hostile takeover men around, but I'm skeptical. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1495 |
I'm just saying women are smarter, that's all. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1496 |
The 20% off combo at the Pied Piper is really paying off. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1497 |
I was out of ideas so I drew this |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1498 |
They're all bloodthirsty warriors from the courthouse steppes. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1499 |
So... this is gonna cost us 400 bucks an hour times how many? |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
1500 |
A 'War of Words' sure sounds better than it really is. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1501 |
So, it's settled then? |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1502 |
They say middle management has become obsolete. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1503 |
Even leading them to death, they still want us to pay taxes. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1504 |
These new rules of engagement are a bit much. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1505 |
If your cousin Genghis had these tax attorneys, we'd all be speaking Mongolian now |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1506 |
Whoever said, 'never work with animals or children', never worked with accountants. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1507 |
These corporate hostile takeovers are starting to get me down. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1508 |
When they sue for peace, we'll have them right where we want them. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1509 |
Maybe you should have asked a few more questions before you volunteered us to lead the People's Crusade? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1510 |
I'm glad I got the job, but now I'm saddled with a ton more responsibility. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1511 |
They love his vision. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
1512 |
We'll know soon if the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1513 |
You can lead a business man to water... |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1514 |
They were already mercenaries. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1515 |
Somehow I don't think this grail is all that holy. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
1516 |
They're followers, not leaders. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
1517 |
In the old days, you didn't even need lawyers when you went pillaging. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1518 |
I know what we did was bad, but do we really need this many lawyers? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1519 |
And I'm telling you, all these accountants will be our downfall! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1520 |
The direct assault failed. Now we're looking for tax loopholes. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1521 |
Let's go defend those loopholes |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1522 |
Whose idea was it to bring insurance underwriters to our Crusade?? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1523 |
This sure is an odd way to start the trial! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1524 |
After the first wave of consultants, we'll hit 'em with our accountants! |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1525 |
You know you can lead a lawyer to water, but he is going to charge you anyway. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1526 |
We'll crush them with litigation. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1527 |
Leading an army of lawyers, sad! |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1528 |
Heh heh -- Whadya call a legion of lawyers marching into battle...? |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
1529 |
At least we're not slaves to fashion. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1530 |
I know they dress funny, but they march perfectly in lockstep and will do anything to survive. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1531 |
I said Warrior, not Lawyer! |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1532 |
We're trying something new. It's called a legal attack. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1533 |
I don't know, Daniel, I was giving my typical spiel about absolutism and the ascendance of the deregulated state, and they just sort of started to get in line. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
1534 |
What they lack in terror, they gain in accounting. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1535 |
I told you letting them walk was a ploy to jack up their billable hours . |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1536 |
They all want corner offices. Raping and pillaging isn't enough anymore. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1537 |
How sure are you that the pen is mightier than the sword? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1538 |
Well... we did say we wanted an army of drones... |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1539 |
Look, I'm telling you for the last time, this is a legal battle! |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1540 |
They want 25-33% of the pillage. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1541 |
I asked for an army of warriors, not lawyers. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1542 |
These guys can certainly follow the leader but their side-arms won't be much good in a battle. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1543 |
I told all of them to suit up for the next crusade. Boy ... the times have changed... |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
1544 |
Puts a whole new twist on 'corporate raider', don't you think? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1545 |
Well, how 'bout we sing 'Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, It's Off To Work We Go.." |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1546 |
Since when did ransacked villagers all get so litigious? |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1547 |
when we get to the rest area, jump off and get to the rest room. I'll tell them to stand by while we check to make sure no enemy is hiding inside. if they won't wait, we'll have to change into our brown uniforms. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1548 |
Are you as bored as I am? Conquer and enslave. Enslave and conquer. Every day, the same old thing. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1549 |
First Hostile Corporate Take Over. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1550 |
These guys are dangerous, they can bring down any economy. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1551 |
I thought you said these guys specialize in hostile takeovers. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1552 |
They all watched too many episodes of Game of Thrones. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1553 |
This paper trail is ridiculous! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1554 |
You call them unsullied, I call them corporate drones |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1555 |
I really don't like this version of the Pied Piper! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1556 |
Who knew conquering could be so complicated? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1557 |
Not one of them knows the secret handshake. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1558 |
We shall cross the Wall Street and pillage Nasdaq! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1559 |
Good haul! Sell them whole or for parts? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1560 |
Silk Road hell, they're wearing polyester. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1561 |
Remake of Spartacus |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1562 |
I don't get it, aren't they already prisoners? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1563 |
The Academy doesn't want to take any chances next year. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1564 |
I love being a process server. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1565 |
We will be fully taxed in this battle; the CPAs will provide some relief. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1566 |
I really miss pillaging and raping with no legal liability. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1567 |
You know, we used to have fun on these battles until the personal-injury lawyers turned up. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1568 |
I advertised the best cardio workout ever – that's how. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1569 |
You are aware we just passed the office complex. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1570 |
Into the jaws of wealth |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1571 |
Does the Grey Flannel Horde do anything for you? Let's settle. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1572 |
This is the greatest army of corporate raiders the world has ever seen. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1573 |
Raping and pillaging just isn't the same since the Geneva Conventions. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1574 |
They follow like sheep if you promise them a Something called "a martini". |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1575 |
You said you wanted a hostile takeover. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1576 |
I guess this is what the King meant by us showing no mercy. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1577 |
I object to you leading the witnesses. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1578 |
Jimmy, ye think we got enough lawyers for Mr. T? - Shhh, Bob, they still think they're getting paid. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1579 |
Should we tell them the second prize is a set of steak knives ? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1580 |
I did NOT sign up for an Accountants Crusade! |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1581 |
Frankly, I think we will need some time to adjust to this civilian control thing. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1582 |
Did you remember to feed the cat? |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1583 |
I said army of warriors not lawyers |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1584 |
This case is heating up. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1585 |
So then, 'The Goldman Horde'? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1586 |
I'm hoping they just settle with us. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1587 |
We came, we saw, we sued. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1588 |
You better hope we reach the front line before happy hour. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1589 |
We never should have asked the recruiter for men who are all business. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1590 |
It's Michael Flynn's case. I think he's ready to flip. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1591 |
...and they thought they were "Barbarians at the Gate"!!! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1592 |
What have you fed these horses that drop such fetid dung? |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1593 |
We might not have enough men for the hostile takeover. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1594 |
"Lead hostile takeover" sounded a lot cooler in the ad. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1595 |
Memo to self: Shut down the recruitning office on Madison. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1596 |
You'll like the way we pillage; I guarantee it. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1597 |
I knew the land of Accountantos would be an easy victory. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1598 |
I found them through an online résumé search for "loyal foot soldiers". |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1599 |
And you said the Lemming Day parade wouldn't last beyond 428 AD!? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1600 |
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1601 |
This is the perfect spot for our corporate retreat. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1602 |
Are they still following us? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1603 |
I just don't see ourselves as corporate raiders. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1604 |
I hate to bring work home, but I volunteered to do the debriefing. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1605 |
They're all hedge managers but there's no hedges around here. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1606 |
Pillage, plunder, evict. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1607 |
You wouldn't believe the paperwork if we lose the battle. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1608 |
Our leadership's no problem today. But wait until the stockholders meeting next month! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1609 |
Not what I meant by "hostile takeover." |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1610 |
They save us a fortune in pooper scooper fines. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1611 |
They won't know what hit them; they'll be in court for years. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1612 |
Global domination was sure easier before Watchdog Groups. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1613 |
On second thought, let's not negotiate. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1614 |
This isn't what I meant by an army of lawyers. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1615 |
Relax. It's just a paper war. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1616 |
I don't trust them. Underneath that outward conservative attire, they are all lefties. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1617 |
The Western Armies will be no match for Emmett, Goldstein & Walsh |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1618 |
On the other hand, being an EMT can be rewarding. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1619 |
Not sure what they're after. It sounds like "corner office" but I can't be sure. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1620 |
I hate Viking To Work Day. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1621 |
Personally, I'd gone with a two-button. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1622 |
Millennials have no understanding of the power suit concept. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1623 |
Our battle strategy? We tie 'em up in court for years and then settle for massive spoils of war. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1624 |
Let's hope the pen is mightier than the sword! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1625 |
Offering this merger idea is just stupid! Why can we plunder and rape them like we normally do?! |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1626 |
Our army is weak but litigious. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1627 |
I wonder if Cersei will be naked or not.... |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1628 |
The king with the most lawyers wins. But I miss the killing, raping and pillaging. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1629 |
Ever get that feeling you're being followed ? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1630 |
He has good communication skills but he's light on pillaging. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1631 |
Once more into the briefcase, dear friend. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1632 |
I told you I had no idea how to lead an office. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1633 |
We should never have reinstated the draft. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1634 |
It's the boss's new strategy -- we paper them to death. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1635 |
Hostile takeovers always require an army of lawyers. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1636 |
Remember when we could pillage and plunder without a team of lawyers? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1637 |
The guy in the second row has an awesome stash. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1638 |
"Capture all of his lawyers", he said. "How many can there be?" he said. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1639 |
They’re called lawyers, supposed to be able to talk an opposing army to death. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1640 |
I like to get Wall Street's help in takeovers. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1641 |
Not sure, Ragnar, but they say they're all from a place called Hamelin. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1642 |
Since when did the spoils of war include so many accountants? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1643 |
Matching 401K contributions has really turned around our recruitment |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1644 |
What shall we pick: death or taxes? |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1645 |
Audits are fine...but I miss the raping and pillaging. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1646 |
I just love these corporate retreats. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1647 |
These IBM slaves are much more compliant than those quirky Apple helots we conquered last week. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1648 |
I don't believe this army is well suited. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1649 |
Way to go, Pied Piper. We could've been knee-deep in New Moscow Mules in the Rose Garden, but somebody had to go and volunteer us for Drain the Swamp duties. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1650 |
The battering ram is now so "yesterday". |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1651 |
At the gate? I thought he said Litigate... |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1652 |
So the Emperor gives me this line. 'Anybody can conquer kingdoms, gather beautiful concubines or capture treasure ships,' he says. 'But it takes a real man to bring back the necessary clerical support,' he says ... |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1653 |
These mergers get dicier each year |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1654 |
I said to capture the earnest and young! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1655 |
Robert Mueller has them following the money trail. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1656 |
Would you be willing to trade all your days for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never get away with it in court!?! |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1657 |
Don't look now, but I think we're being followed. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1658 |
It used to be so simple and pure: kill, plunder, burn and move on. Then the suits screwed it all up. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1659 |
"An army of lawyers can never be conquered." Are you sure you got that right? |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1660 |
If we get the first one to jump, the rest will follow? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1661 |
Litigation. Pffft. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1662 |
Legal hassles can take all the fun out of plundering. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1663 |
If you think Genghis Khan was ruthless, wait till these lawyers get done! |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1664 |
I don't think we've ever had such obedient slaves before. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1665 |
It's their longbow men against our middle management. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1666 |
Their Centurian keeps asking if we can stop at 'Starbucks' ... says our logos are similar, so we'd like the place. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1667 |
Because they're more bloodthirsty. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1668 |
My advice? Always bring your legal team. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1669 |
The kids aren't going to want this for dinner. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1670 |
Remember when we used to lop people's heads off? I am SO tired of these legal battles. |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
1671 |
I think I'll call it, "The Lawyer Crusades." It has a nice ring to it. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1672 |
It's amazing what people will do for a tax break. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
1673 |
Do you know the words to "One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall"? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1674 |
Doesn't it seem to you that these pre-trial motions are becoming endless? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1675 |
Sure, they're following us now, but wait until the oats kick in. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1676 |
Corporate is really taking it too far with these team building activities. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
1677 |
And you thought your divorce was gonna be amicable! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
1678 |
Someone should tell them that this is not one of the habits of highly successful people. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1679 |
To the land of silk ties and money. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1680 |
Think they are still behind us? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1681 |
She is NOT getting half of my kingdom in the divorce settlement! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1682 |
You wouldn't believe the amount of lawyers it takes to run an empire |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1683 |
They're called Republican senators. They voted against something called Trumpcare. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1684 |
these new Wall Street recruits are a pain in the ass |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1685 |
I didn't sign on for Game of Thrones for Drones. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1686 |
When I said the M&A army, I meant murder and arson. Who are these fellows? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1687 |
Seems like everyone is lawyering up these days. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1688 |
Maybe we shouldn't have raided their cubicles. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1689 |
I know times are changing, but I'd still rather lead an armed siege than a hostile takeover. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1690 |
Take no prisoners. Litigate them to death. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1691 |
I thought this was going to be a friendly takeover. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1692 |
I don't know where you picked up this 'All right, men, suit up!' command, but don't ever do it again. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1693 |
In case you haven't turned around...campaign managers can be replaced. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1694 |
Mueller is staffing up his investigation of collusion and King Herald agreed to help. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1695 |
I miss being able to vote on the finalists. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1696 |
The way I see it, the worst part of war is the insurance claims adjusters. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1697 |
See? I told you they would go for the deal if we wore these outfits! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1698 |
I want to sack Constantinople not audit it. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1699 |
And at dawn, we swoop down from the north and sue them into submission! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1700 |
Hey! The king said to give them the business. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1701 |
Corporate raiders on the march! Sound off, one, two... |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1702 |
I'm thinking now I'd rather be called Attila The Hun than Attila The Venture Capitalist |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1703 |
Mom was right. I should have gone to work for the company making briefcases. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1704 |
I don't like fighting with the army we have. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1705 |
It's a small world... after all. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1706 |
I warned you that excess plunder would create a tax problem! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1707 |
Our liege says they will help in a corporate takeover, whatever that is. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1708 |
If you can't join `em, sue `em. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1709 |
and we all go marching down to the ground, to get out of the rain.. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1710 |
At my signal, unleash the Ponzi scheme. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1711 |
Do you think the promise of unlimited billable hours convinced them? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1712 |
And you thought the subway was crowded! |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1713 |
"Can't we have one company barbecue without a "team building" excercise? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1714 |
What would Caesar do? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1715 |
These Cabinet meetings keep getting more elaborate. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1716 |
They're expecting a cyberattack. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1717 |
So you think instead of a large wooden horse, that free financial advice will get you in the door? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1718 |
As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1719 |
Ever heard of a 'Starbucks'? Their Centurian keeps asking if we can stop at one ... says our logos are similar, so we'd like the place. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1720 |
Because we need people to prepare our taxes, that's why! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1721 |
Who made TAX DAY a stinkin' pagan holiday?! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1722 |
On three we hit 'em hard with legal mumbo jumbo. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1723 |
Headquarters says it's the Abraham LinkedIn Brigade. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1724 |
If the FDA were doing its job it would not have approved this merger. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1725 |
I thought we were going to Starbucks. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1726 |
Taxes are coming |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1727 |
What if the horse shits? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1728 |
Thor will never suspect there're our warriors dressed in those grey flannel suits. |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1729 |
This gives a whole new meaning to a phalanx of lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1730 |
Somehow I didn't feel so dirty when we were just leading Vandals. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1731 |
The ad said, "If you need defenders call Attila and Associates." |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1732 |
With all of these lawyers, we must be in for one helluva fight. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1733 |
Where is the third horseman? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1734 |
Remember when we could just pillage and not have to lawyer up. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1735 |
Something about 're-occupy Wall Street', I think. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1736 |
I'm beginning to have second thoughts about our Casual Friday policy. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1737 |
I love the sound of marching accountants in the morning. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1738 |
...So he says ,"You and what army?". We're going to sue the pants off that guy. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1739 |
Do think threatening to sue them might really work? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1740 |
I hate how we're in charge of the weekend crusaders |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1741 |
I just don't feel like they have our backs.. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1742 |
There was absolutely no collusion, but lawyering up is really the only prudent course. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1743 |
Who knew attorneys could be so much more intimidating marauding hoards. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1744 |
Genghis wouldn't be intimidated but the Donald might. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1745 |
Our struggles to queue up and march the "Road Warriors" has become easier than herding our coliseum lions |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1746 |
Can't we go back to trading the old way, without the investment advisors? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1747 |
We're bringing them to the class on chivalry! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1748 |
Back in my day is all about pillaging and decapitation and less about litigation. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1749 |
Pillaging used to be a lot more fun when we didn't have to lawyer up first. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1750 |
Why? Because the boss' demand for unconditional loyalty always Trumps a pledge of honesty. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1751 |
I said bring axes, not execs. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1752 |
Can you imagine the fees! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1753 |
This batch could complete the audit so he can release his damn tax return. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1754 |
Look, her orders were clear: 'Cut down on the casual tees.' |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1755 |
I don't think this is what the Emperor meant when he said we would need an army of lawyers to beat him. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1756 |
You told the king you could raise an army with a brief case? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1757 |
Take heart, Gawain. His Majesty has assured me, they are supremely accomplished at raping and pillaging. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1758 |
Well, if they agree to try your PLUG idea, I'm dropping back a minimum 50 paces! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1759 |
The King said that we would lead a legion of predators. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1760 |
I hope their brains are sharper than their clothing. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1761 |
I prefer pillaging, but I suppose death-by-boredom is more humane. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1762 |
We come in peace to foreclose upon this land. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1763 |
This will take care of the enemy. We'll sue everyone in their country. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1764 |
Did they say 'battle' or 'banal?' |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1765 |
In hindsight it was an uneven merger. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1766 |
When we get back to the office, take care of the weakest ones. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1767 |
They're following the Russian collusion story to the lemmings cliff. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1768 |
We may lose the war but we'll win the peace treaty! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1769 |
So you're positively sure you haven't missed any payments on the horses. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1770 |
If they don' meet our terms, they shall taste my indemnification. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1771 |
... like sheep being led to the slaughter. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1772 |
- It looks like the women knew where to lead us, at least, when they chucked us out. - I thought my wife was spending a lot of time outside with the lawnmower. When I looked at our garden, I just thought she didn't know how to work it properly. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1773 |
It's not a real crusade without an army of lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1774 |
I told them, if you want the job, you'll have to work knights. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1775 |
I get it, they crave adventure, but can they row? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1776 |
I said to invade with " mongul hoards " , not " mogul hoards " . |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1777 |
I am pretty sure production said 'armor suits', but somehow they got Armani suits, and we had to shoot this scene today. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1778 |
Nowadays we can plunder with just law suits. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1779 |
This is how you really drain the swamp. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1780 |
Yeah, those were the days when hostile takeovers didn't involve all these lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1781 |
They said there were Inhumane Resources. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1782 |
Remember, the attorneys will only be used if the boiling oil and catapults fail. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1783 |
With this army of lawyers we're invincible. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1784 |
When do we tell them we're fully insured? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1785 |
I totally forgot to get more coffee filters for the break room. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1786 |
"An anomaly in Schedule C" is how he phrased it. |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1787 |
We've been following this horse's ass for 168 days. Have you ever seen smaller hands on such a big dude? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1788 |
Yeah,it's the Magna Carta,but THIS many lawyers? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1789 |
I don't get it either. My casting agent specifically said this movie was titled "Barbarians at the Gate". |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1790 |
We will annihilate their whole civilization with legalese. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1791 |
Apparently, it's to be an important audit. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1792 |
We're ready to accept your terms and conditions for surrender. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1793 |
Tell me again why they're calling this the "War of the Roses, Melmans and O'Connors, LLC"? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1794 |
Back to the old and polluting US factories. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1795 |
Well, the King did say he had an army of lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1796 |
I hope this 'subpoena power' you speak of is truly mighty, because they don't look fit enough to be water boys. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1797 |
These guys will do anything to make partner. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1798 |
Corporate America meet.....Russia. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1799 |
Now they'll see we mean business. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1800 |
I think we're relying too much on our legal staff. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1801 |
Yeah, we're going to need to see a receipt for that. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1802 |
Considering we haven't won yet, do you think we may have gotten a little ahead of ourselves with all the accountants? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1803 |
Yeah, an "army of lawyers". Well, wait til he sees our army of lawyers! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1804 |
It's a hostile takeover. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1805 |
I miss the days before the king's plunder tax |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1806 |
I still can't believe all we had to say was "Follow us to the land of a million audits". |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1807 |
What are the chances none of them have seen Ben Hur? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1808 |
Is the pen mightier than the sword? We're about to find out. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1809 |
Not what I expected when asked to lead the Trump University graduation procession. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1810 |
I miss the old days. We just took over a place and didn't have to bring all the damn lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1811 |
You know what they say...your best offense is a good defense. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1812 |
I don't think our good king understands 'lawyering up.' |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1813 |
Once we get over the next hill we'll gallop like hell, lose these geeks and their slapping briefcases. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1814 |
The first thing we do, let's kill all the playwrights. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1815 |
IRS audits get worse every year. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1816 |
Hey man, how many people did you tell about our shortcut? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1817 |
Well, they do blindly follow our law. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1818 |
I'm positive the Emperor said, Victory is ours, “by all accounts,” not “buy all the accountants.” |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1819 |
I thought we were supposed to follow the money! |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1820 |
"This is will be a brutal contest with lots of ink being spilled. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1821 |
Twenty years ago we didn't even HAVE an HR department. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1822 |
Seeing it's only a rat race, I think they should have just called on the Pied Piper. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1823 |
I'm going to enjoy papering them to death. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1824 |
We built it, they are coming, but how are we going to feed them all? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1825 |
They are economists ... you should see how damage they can do. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1826 |
Yes, fighting with axes was great, but these attorneys draw even more blood. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1827 |
A man with a briefcase can pillage more money than any man with a sword |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1828 |
During the hostile takeover, make sure they stay in columns and rows. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1829 |
True, their battle garb and weapons need upgrades. But lock-step conformity wins holy wars. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1830 |
Suitcases and suits? Not sure about this new warfare strategy. |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1831 |
Are you sure they need this many lawyers for one lousy impeachment? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1832 |
War hasn't been the same since we hired all these MBAs |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1833 |
Their mission is to get the participant liability waivers signed. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1834 |
The chainmail and armor won't protect you from a well worded writ. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1835 |
Tax season is coming. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1836 |
We'll camp at Silicon Valley. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1837 |
When they asked, I said "brief," and that seemed to convince them. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1838 |
Here comes the lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1839 |
This takes "off-site corporate retreat" to a whole new level. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1840 |
the constant paternity suits are becoming a distraction. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1841 |
Because, lawyers cause more damage than flaming arrows |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1842 |
After a three day audit our enemies will lay down their arms. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1843 |
Let's just see if those mongrels can sustain this objection! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1844 |
We'll teach the bastards. Those who live by the injunction die by the injunction! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1845 |
Look, I'm going to ask that you pledge your loyalty to me. It would be a big mistake not to. Believe me. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1846 |
Harvard, Shmarvard. At Stanford B school, I hear they wear flip-flops. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1847 |
Are we there yet? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1848 |
With our army of overpaid lawyers, we will conquer anything! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1849 |
They say we are being "audited"? Also, what is a "horse receipt?" |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
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51 |
4 |
2 |
1850 |
Guess we will see if the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1851 |
I'm not sure this is how you sue for peace. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1852 |
We'll show the king we mean business! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1853 |
They claim to have experience in hostile acquisitions |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1854 |
Looting ain't what it used to be. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1855 |
Should I be worried about those deductions for raping and pillaging expenses? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1856 |
Do you think we may be overdoing this? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1857 |
It's "Carpool Tunnel Syndrome." Makes them real easy to capture. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1858 |
You can't despoil anything today without an army of lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1859 |
I said there was a slip-and-fall over at the Castle. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1860 |
I thought we could just settle our differences with a few decapitations, but my ex wants to get nasty. |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1861 |
If I sue, you think I have a case? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1862 |
These corporate raiders are supposed to be ruthless. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1863 |
"They said to expect few women in positions of power but this is ridiculous". |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1864 |
Rape and pillage were more fun before management hired liability lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1865 |
This is not going to be pretty. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1866 |
"They'll be sorry they named their stove company Viking? |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1867 |
I love a good M&A crusade. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1868 |
Did you notice none of the women bought it? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1869 |
I thought the children's crusade would be our worst, but now I don't know. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1870 |
I had no idea it was going to be a legal battle, either! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1871 |
Not Vandals or Huns. Lawyers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1872 |
The king is finalizing his divorce today. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1873 |
I thought this was the silk road, not the suit road! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1874 |
What if the other side has already lawyered-up, you bonehead! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1875 |
He asked for all the lawyers we could gather. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1876 |
When I told the quartermaster to fit them out in suits, this wasn't what I meant. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1877 |
You can lead a suit to water but you can't make em drink |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1878 |
We also offer a leadership journey for women on Tuesdays. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1879 |
Looks like the casting department pulled a real doozy this time. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1880 |
You're nobody these days unless you're lawyered up. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1881 |
Lawyers have been talking about it since medieval? times and they will finally have the real thing thanks to our horses. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1882 |
I don't get it... no matter what we feed these horses, lawyers! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1883 |
The question seems not so much "Quo vadis?" as "Cui bono?" |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1884 |
Vlad, I'm telling you, an army of lawyers will win the day every time. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1885 |
Leave it to bureaucrats... we ask for a legion of 10,000 warriors, and we get 10,000 Norwegian lawyers! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1886 |
That People of the Steppes v. Khan ruling really takes the fun out of this. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1887 |
I hate it when the king gets audited. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1888 |
I get the feeling these guys haven't realized what kind of "work retreat" they're on yet. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1889 |
The lawyers sure have taken the fun out of raping and pillaging. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1890 |
I told them we're on a quest for class action plaintiffs. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1891 |
Tromp, tromp, Trump! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1892 |
We'll show those guys that we mean business. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1893 |
We're gonna show our enemies that this time we mean business. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1894 |
Brace yourselves. Lay-offs are coming. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1895 |
And here's the punch line. This guy says " I come from a long line of lawyers." |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1896 |
We send in these Goldman Sachs guys first and the whole kingdom collapses. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1897 |
Pillaging was way more fun before they bought in the accountants. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1898 |
Maybe our culture focused a bit too much on education. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1899 |
They're a compliant bunch. Let's send them in first. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1900 |
Hey, I know a song; we were looking for a rainbow, trying to find a sign...a place where we could harmonize. A place we almost found. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1901 |
All I had to say was "tax cut"! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1902 |
Brown nosers. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
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50 |
6 |
1 |
1903 |
Escorting The Crusades Life Insurance Agents to their convention is not my idea of waging war! |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1904 |
How long, you think, until they realize we're not actually going anywhere? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1905 |
But what use are they without their smart phones? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1906 |
Want to stop for a beer? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1907 |
Their shoes do squeak. But saves the cost of chains, right? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1908 |
And so he says to me: 'I'm a firm believer in corporate punishment.' |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1909 |
So I said, "I'll give you corporate raiders!" |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1910 |
Sure, they may be followers. But I take stock in their bonds. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1911 |
Prepare for legal battle |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1912 |
my parents pushed for an M.B.A but I'm glad I stuck with textile design. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1913 |
God may be on their side, but the lawyers are the only one's that really win anymore. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1914 |
Are you sure the king's writ runneth this far? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1915 |
I'll have my people talk to your people. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1916 |
I tell ya, there is more plunder with lawyers than with any other army. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1917 |
Trump's new legal team |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1918 |
Tell their people to get in touch with our people. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1919 |
It just seems that lately this crusade has become less about martyrdom and more about the billable hour. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1920 |
When I enlisted, I never thought that one day I'd have to lawyer up |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1921 |
Kushner is coming. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1922 |
Put 'em in suits and they'll automatically follow any jackass. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1923 |
Surrender or I'll unleash the lawyers! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1924 |
This brings 'lawyering-up' to a whole new level. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1925 |
We will drive our enemies before us, burn their villages, and sow their fields with subpoenas! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1926 |
Our tax collectors did much better when they carried swords and spears. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1927 |
I said "warriors" and he heard "lawyers" so now we have to sue them to death |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1928 |
This would've been much easier if you'd remembered to bring the E-Z Pass! |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1929 |
Tomorrow, we assault the Trump Tower |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1930 |
Are you sure these are all of "Trumps" lawyers!! |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1931 |
Our quest is to capture Trump's tax returns or die trying. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1932 |
Well...we tried Sticks & Stones last battle, so I am willing to try anything this time. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1933 |
It's called business class with one carry on. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1934 |
Ohhh, I just got it. They think Genghis Khan is a law firm. |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1935 |
I would be a card carrying member- if I had pockets. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1936 |
This is a dumb way to advertise briefcases. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1937 |
We're going to build a Wall Street around this country. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1938 |
They better have something good in those little boxes |
1.1404 |
0.06352 |
57 |
52 |
2 |
3 |
1939 |
The Crusades were more fun before the lawyers got involved. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1940 |
I think they're senate conservatives. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1941 |
Why even have a deploy accountants button |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1942 |
Honestly, the bureaucracy of conquest is really getting to me. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1943 |
THE VANDALS SHALL FLEE FROM OUR LEGION OF PERSONAL INJURY LAWYERS! |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1944 |
I'm starting to think Corporate Raider is more of a metaphor. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1945 |
Hit 'em in the wallet, that's the way to win! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1946 |
I didn't realize there were so many lawyers interested in the collusion case against the King. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1947 |
They are the King's accountants: Lemmings and Lemmings |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1948 |
Victory is ours. We've got the numbers. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1949 |
I know it's probably too late, but I've been thinking that it's possible the king was speaking metaphorically about the relative mightiness of pens and swords. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1950 |
Our Legal Department has taken all the joy out of sacking and pillaging. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1951 |
I feel out of step with modern warfare. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1952 |
Sire, Republicans seem to follow you everywhere! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1953 |
I prefer to bring my own lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1954 |
Lawyers eat barbarians. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1955 |
All I know is Trump said to round up and bring to him the Senate Republicans working on the health care bill. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1956 |
Don't worry, the oracle promised me total victory after a brief battle. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1957 |
They are the most hated and feared men in the world... lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1958 |
I finally saw The Lion King last week. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1959 |
Best Accountant Pride Day Parade yet. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1960 |
We will defeat them with miles of red tape. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1961 |
So Sir Cedric asked his majesty, "Who do people fear the most?" And from that simple question sprung the army of IRS lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1962 |
These commuter lanes really get backed up on Friday evenings. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1963 |
Remember, no hacking. It's just our suits against their suits. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1964 |
Pillaging isn't as much fun since the lawyers got involved. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1965 |
As I told you Olaf, you go to war with the accountants you have, not the accounts you wish you had." |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1966 |
What can I do? They like my tweets. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1967 |
Knowest thou why His Highness lawyereth up? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1968 |
These days you can't have too many lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1969 |
I have no confidence in this latest group of recruits. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1970 |
I heard the Emperor switched from jousting to arbitration. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1971 |
I hope their lawyers don't have swords |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1972 |
This is absolutely my last crusade! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1973 |
The conditions in our new battle insurance policy bother me greatly! |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1974 |
I liked bludgeoning better than suing our enemies. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1975 |
Best. Robot. Army. Ever. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1976 |
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go! |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1977 |
Off the cliff is above my pay grade. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1978 |
Hey guys, where do you want to go for lunch? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1979 |
I hate the A.C.L.U. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
1980 |
Company men. They will do anything. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1981 |
I hate these congressional oversight committees! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1982 |
No, dummy. I said the SWORD is mightier than the pen. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1983 |
Maybe we're taking this whole corporate raider thing a little too far |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1984 |
An "army of accountants." Who knew he was serious? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1985 |
All I said was "Sure, who doesn't need more insurance?" |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1986 |
I hired an army of lawyers and frankly won't mind if the other side wins. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1987 |
It's the fear that kills 'em, once the audits start. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1988 |
They're good for taxes, of course, but can they take and hold territory? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1989 |
All the fun goes out of pillaging once bean counters get involved ! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1990 |
I don't know that Knights of the Cubicle is quite as romantic. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1991 |
Every year the purge comes after tax season. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
1992 |
I never knew that the Special Prosecutor job would require so much of a following! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1993 |
I don't mind these brief marches. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1994 |
Just wait till Attila the Hun meets Marvin the Litigator. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1995 |
I miss the blood and guts but on the other hand are the long lunches. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1996 |
We'll show them we mean business. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
1997 |
Not even one of them knew who Pikachu was. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
1998 |
We are guarding against another Google takeover. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
1999 |
If I had known there was this much red tape to get through just for a raid I would have stayed home. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2000 |
Looting part is simple-- but keeping the loot safe takes an army of accountants! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2001 |
I said "herd" not "nerd" |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2002 |
Now no enemy can withstand our oral argument. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2003 |
They'll beg for mercy when we cover them in paperwork. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2004 |
I know these corporate raids pay better, but it's just not the same as before. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2005 |
Just who told you that the pen is mightier than the sword? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2006 |
Against my wife, I require the power of one thousand attorneys. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2007 |
They're wearing their best weapons - law suits. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2008 |
The peasants filed a class action. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2009 |
When are you going to tell them there was no accident. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2010 |
Why did you show the master Pokémon GO? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2011 |
I wonder if they will give us partner status. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2012 |
I picked them up from the doo dah parade in Pasadena. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2013 |
I really miss criminal law. It was so much less contentious. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2014 |
Yes law is cut-throat, but marauding is also litigious. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2015 |
I had no idea the Renaissance Faire was so popular among Republicans. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2016 |
When we ravish and pillage these days our camp followers are lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2017 |
Corporate raiding just isn't as exciting as pillaging and plundering. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2018 |
We're calling this the 'Red Tape Wedding.' |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2019 |
Well, have you ever tried a cab in the rush hour? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2020 |
And now they all want gluten-free rations. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2021 |
After the last raid, I felt I should lawyer up. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2022 |
Don't ask me what it means, just keep carrying the damned thing. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2023 |
This seems frivolous and without merit. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2024 |
This season on Game of Drones....... |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2025 |
I'm having some real misgivings about the army's new drone program. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2026 |
Are they waiting for one of us to have an accident? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2027 |
I heard the Crusades are over budget. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2028 |
I'm still trying to decide: Fixed fee or hourly rate? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2029 |
Let's send tax and M&A on the left flank, saving the litigators for a charge down the middle. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2030 |
Did anyone tell them that there are only five openings to be filled? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2031 |
Let's hope they don't mess up on best picture again. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
2032 |
How far to Wall Street? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2033 |
...at least we'll win on appeal. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2034 |
In the old days no one spent more on lawyers to sign a peace treaty than they did on weapons. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2035 |
Not scared of an audit? Ha! They've never seen an audit like this! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2036 |
You can take them out of the 21st Century but what can you do with them? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2037 |
Legally, we're covered. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2038 |
You sure this was in 'The Art of War'? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2039 |
Do you think this is what Attila meant about taking executive action? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2040 |
All I know is Guais put #mbalemmings in his tweet. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2041 |
Sure we're good at it, but rounding up legal immigrants just isn't fun anymore. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2042 |
None fear Thor's gavel. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2043 |
Mattis to McMasters... When he gave us control of the Military, I didn't know he meant his legal team. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2044 |
They won't get us on a writ of mandamus this time. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2045 |
Ya think they keep their skirts in those little bags? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2046 |
Yes there victor gets the spoils but you need an army of accountants to keep it |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2047 |
Fear not, Samuelsson - they specialize in headcount reduction. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2048 |
Going to court isn't what it used to be. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2049 |
They may take our lives, but they'll never take... our businessmen. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2050 |
Do they still think we are the ones taking them to the employee retreat? |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
2051 |
You promised me a simple annihilation, not a complex negotiation. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2052 |
We looked just like'em when we started and now we get to wear these cool skirts in a macho kind of way. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2053 |
I said I'd rather be working with sails, not SALES! |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2054 |
Harvard, Shmarvard. At Stanford B school, I hear they wear flip-flops. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2055 |
Wharton has no leadership classes. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2056 |
Did you get a flat rate, or do these guys bill by the hour? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2057 |
Remember the days when we could rape and pillage without the lawyers getting involved? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2058 |
God damn it! I told you to get chainmail suits, not a chain of males in suits! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2059 |
Two hundred are looking for hearts, one is looking for a Visa. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2060 |
Of course we have lawyers! It's the Age of Discovery. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2061 |
We live in two different worlds. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2062 |
They know Valhalla is the other way, right? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2063 |
Crusading lawyers. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2064 |
The 15th of April is coming. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2065 |
The Crusades were a lot more fun. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2066 |
Good thing they're only billing half rate for travel. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2067 |
And does the Chairman of the Horde have a strategic plan? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2068 |
All I had to say was 'Synergy' and they all got in line. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2069 |
Suddenly, I'm out of lawyer jokes. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2070 |
A good defense isn't what it used to be. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2071 |
Seems like an awful lot of account executives for one crusade. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2072 |
Boring them to death is cruel and unusual punishment. I liked your wooden horse idea at Troy, better. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2073 |
Should we tell them we are on Sabbatical? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2074 |
If we lose the battle, we'll just sue the hell out of them. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2075 |
We’re taking them the long way b’cause I know the boss ain’t gonna like this special prosecutor team snooping through his taxes. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2076 |
We've come to depose your king! |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2077 |
Next time when Igor says he'll trade elk for sheep, get him to clarify. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2078 |
And all I am saying is that if you cut back on the pillaging a bit we wouldn't need the lawyers |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2079 |
We'll attack them in their pocketbooks, where it really counts. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2080 |
I warned you...you feed them once, and they follow you home. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2081 |
Due diligence be damned, let's just overrun the place. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2082 |
THIS is how you answer a temporary restraining order. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2083 |
This Will be a brief conflict. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2084 |
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the liquidation of their assets. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2085 |
My accountants accopany me wherever I rape, pillage, and plunder. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2086 |
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think the forensic audit division has the fear factor we're looking for here. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2087 |
After we defeat them we'll audit them. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2088 |
An army of lawyers can never be conquered! |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2089 |
Tell me you paid your taxes. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2090 |
When did personal injury lawyers start outnumbering our soldiers ? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2091 |
I like to let the legal boys loose on it before I conquer ANYWHERE , these days ... |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2092 |
Death, famine, war, conquest...all fine by me. It's the paperwork that's the real pain. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2093 |
I don't know about you but I'm not buying this 'pen is mightier than the sword' nonsense. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2094 |
Pillaging just isn't as fun anymore, now that we have to check with our army of lawyers on every little thing... |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2095 |
Sure we've got the right recruits? I suspect the HR guy favores the opposition... |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
2096 |
I used to love a good hostile takeover. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
2097 |
Sure, they're pretty, but can they litigate? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2098 |
So, instead of fighting, you think we should sue for peace? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2099 |
They will hail the private equity Goths!! |
1.1379 |
0.06713 |
58 |
54 |
0 |
4 |
2100 |
At least this time we know how long the journey will last: 9 to 5. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2101 |
Yes, we're barbarians, but isn't invading with certified financial planners a little too barbaric? |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2102 |
We're going to need a lot more than legal protection. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2103 |
What happened? I thought we signed up to be in Aida. |
1.1379 |
0.06246 |
58 |
53 |
2 |
3 |
2104 |
I didn't mean 'drown the enemy in paperwork' literally. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2105 |
The new generation doesn't understand conquest, much less pillage. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2106 |
Not all stockbrokers need safe passage. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2107 |
I asked for an army of riders. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2108 |
The rape and pillage business isn't like it was when i was young... |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2109 |
We are soon to find out whether the pen is mightier than the sword. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2110 |
It's the awful monotony of slight variation that gets to me. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2111 |
To keep our funding we need diversity. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2112 |
i`d say this years recruits are rather composed |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2113 |
I thought we told them not to walk right behind the horses. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2114 |
Don't worry, they'll surrender when they see the bill. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
2115 |
Say what you will about it only being 34%, but they really are loyal! |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2116 |
Pilaging a village has gotten to be so beuracratic these days. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2117 |
The Crusades used to be a lot more fun before all the paperwork. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
2118 |
From the fiery depths of the CBO office, to the gates of the Capitol, men journeyed thousands of steps to deliver the one score to rule them all. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
2119 |
I said "giddyup", not "lawyer up." |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
2120 |
The Visigoths are doomed--each one's packing a PowerPoint. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2121 |
At least they are good followers |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
2122 |
I fancy the one with the nose |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
2123 |
They appear to be well suited for battle. |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
2124 |
I'm just saying that hostile takeovers seem to have lost some of their pizzazz. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
2125 |
Those idiots, I told them to send the horde not the board. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
2126 |
Tell them Make the Empire Great Again and they'll follow you anywhere! |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
2127 |
I say pillaging and plundering isn't the same since the lawyers got involved |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
2128 |
Game of Drones |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
2129 |
I heard they only will attack between 9 and 5. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
2130 |
Do you really think they know where to find Trump's tax returns? |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
2131 |
I've seen it. They can do more damage than 1,000 knights. |
1.1296 |
0.05938 |
54 |
49 |
3 |
2 |
2132 |
Litigation's taken all the fun out of looting and pillaging |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2133 |
I'm getting tired of these legal battles. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2134 |
Litigation is more profitable than battle. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2135 |
Sure, Larry, the army of lawyers is intimidating, but maybe next time we mix in a few archers or something? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2136 |
If these lawyers of yours can tie up their cavalry in writs and litigation, I think we can win this thing. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2137 |
I miss the old school hostile takeovers. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2138 |
May they succumb to the rhetorical wrath of our legal team. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2139 |
Not that it's any of your bloody business, but I am leading them into temptation now that I have delivered them from evil. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2140 |
I told you we shouldn't have deducted those spearheads! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2141 |
Sometimes you should be careful when you follow the masses. The M is silent. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2142 |
Pokemon battle standard, uniform changes for the infantry...what's gotten into the Great Khan? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2143 |
If any of these city slickers complain the pork is too salty, I'm done. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2144 |
The pay is better than Medieval Times and I convinced one of them to draft a will for me. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2145 |
"Lawyering up" duty again. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2146 |
'They're ok, although I find their healthcare bill a tad barbaric." |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2147 |
What say we rape and pillage the next village--I'm pretty sure no one will have a clue it's us. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2148 |
Remember the sweet spontaneous plundering before we had these lawyers? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2149 |
We'll bury them with so many lawsuits they won't know what hit em. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2150 |
It's the latest trend in pillaging. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2151 |
I preferred it when they wore suits of armor. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2152 |
We'll tax them to death. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2153 |
War used to be fun until the bar association got involved. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2154 |
Well you asked how many businessmen it takes to change a light bulb. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2155 |
IFRS 900! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2156 |
First it was the middle ages now it's middle management. But I think our jobs are safe... |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2157 |
Burning down the village used to be enough. Now we also have to sue the bastards. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2158 |
That Mercenaries R Us ad was misleading. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2159 |
I think there was a mixup at the temp agency |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2160 |
And over here are the coffee machines. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2161 |
What's a lawsuit anyway? |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2162 |
Into the valley of deregulation marched the 500. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2163 |
I love it! They'll fall for anything! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2164 |
How far is it to the edge of the cliff? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2165 |
I can't believe how easy this was. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2166 |
This will be the first legal crusade! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2167 |
Pillaging has become so litigious. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2168 |
The pen is mightier than the sword ! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2169 |
They may be docile now, but wait till we provide them with helmets. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2170 |
These business retreats are getting out of hand. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2171 |
This teach 'em not to criticize you-know-who on Twitter |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2172 |
And this group is going to storm the castle? Really? |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2173 |
Do you really think we're ready for trial? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2174 |
'This is not quite the defense force I expected to lead..." |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2175 |
I hope the Tribute is large enough for our ruler. I'm not sure this qualifies as 'the biggest Tribute, the best Tribute, the most amazing Tribute.' I mean, they're middle management. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2176 |
Corporate raiders, suited for battle, have a attaché cases, and will plunder, break it on down, 1,2, 3,4... |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2177 |
Summer interns are all the same. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2178 |
All these men ... just to handle the King's divorce. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2179 |
In my opinion, "The Best and the Brightest" is a recruitment slogan that needs tweaking. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2180 |
When we come to a bridge, they have to break stride and shift their briefcases to the other hand. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2181 |
Yes winter may be coming, but that just means tax season is around the corner |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2182 |
Look, all I'm sayin' is I don't wanna be the guy whose head ends up on a stick when the FTC nixes this merger. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2183 |
Onward to the briefing! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2184 |
I wish we could carry out just one raid without all of Legal tagging along! |
1.1273 |
0.06385 |
55 |
51 |
1 |
3 |
2185 |
Tax week |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2186 |
Remember, we don't sue until we see the whites of their eyes. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2187 |
I plan on talking them to death. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2188 |
All I'm saying is is just not what it used to be... |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2189 |
How long until the laxatives kick in? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2190 |
You had better be right about suing them into submission. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2191 |
Pillaging hasn't been the same since they hired all the consultants . |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2192 |
We're in arrears. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2193 |
Wall Street 9th Legion! |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2194 |
They're worth their weight in jokes. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2195 |
Methinks we're not the only ones suited up for battle! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
2196 |
The circus parade has new costumes! |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2197 |
Automation may have killed the office job, but there will always be a demand for guys on horses. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2198 |
Why do our slaves keep trying to sell us insurance? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2199 |
Each year it gets more difficult to train the interns. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2200 |
The Emperor wants us to take them out West to harvest crops and work in the slaughterhouses. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2201 |
I miss the old days when we could slaughter without the rules of engagement. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2202 |
They call us the knights of equity |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
2203 |
Walking behind a horse in an Armani suit is not as dangerous as you might think. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2204 |
I'm just worried our expansion is being held back by an overly-cautious horde of directors. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2205 |
I miss the days when we could invade Russia without lawyering up. |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
2206 |
I don't know but I've been told Trump commodes are made of gold Sound off, 1, 2 |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
2207 |
The annual "First Among Equals" parade. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
2208 |
Their Wall won't stop our army of patent attorneys! |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
2209 |
You know, I'm not sure that we've got the hang of this Gang Audit thing. |
1.1200 |
0.04642 |
50 |
44 |
6 |
0 |
2210 |
I'm still not sure this is what the king meant by 'bore them to death.' |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2211 |
By the blood of the sky good, she's not getting the house. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2212 |
They will learn the suit is mightier then the sword |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2213 |
They weren't subservient enough for Trump. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2214 |
They've advised us to sell the horses. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2215 |
..........so now they follow a horse's arse. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
2216 |
...and thats why I dont eat airplane food. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2217 |
Let's go over this one more time. You're sure our orders said, "The first thing we do, let's capture all the lawyers. |
1.1200 |
0.06154 |
50 |
46 |
2 |
2 |
2218 |
Don't you think we are following a bit too close ? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2219 |
When we unleash our legal team on these bastards, they're going to feel so pillaged and plundered. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2220 |
We can't lead them to our affordable neighborhood |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2221 |
The Siege is the best way to sell term life insurance |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2222 |
They're highly disciplined |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2223 |
Just like Modred to put us in charge of the insurance brigade |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2224 |
As a last resort, we unleash hell. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2225 |
We're Norsemen, why are yes men following us? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
Invasions were more fun before the lawyers got involved. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2227 |
Remember our new battle cry ... foreclose! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2228 |
Merlin's lawyers-into-lemmings spell is even better than his water into wine. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2229 |
I expect to be knighted. The King loves flash mobs. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
This parading lobbyists to Mar a Lago is getting silly! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2231 |
Pillaging just isn't the same anymore! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2232 |
It won't be easy showing these former regulators how to build a wall. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2233 |
So...where is it we are leading these lemmings to again? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2234 |
They didn't put up much of a fight. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2235 |
Must be a big case in King Arthur's Court. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2236 |
I told you this lawsuit was going to be hard to win |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2237 |
Now this is what I call a hostile takeover |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2238 |
Next week I'm heading the entrance of a quinceañera. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2239 |
On my mark, we charge. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2240 |
It’s come to this: Nowadays wars can’t be won without a brigade of lawyers. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2241 |
These aren't the White Walkers I was referring to in the war against humanity. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2242 |
The Romans made looting and sacking an art form and were the first to use the term "hostile takeover". |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2243 |
hay-dee, hay-dee, hi-dee ho . . . |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2244 |
At least we've got the numbers. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2245 |
Remember, first we storm the castle. Then, we gang-audit them. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2246 |
It's the kings new Bottom Lyin' Plan. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2247 |
I didn't know there was this much gray flannel on Earth. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2248 |
It's our new strategy -- the Art of Bore. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2249 |
looks like we are prepared for the IRS Audit |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2250 |
Based on our armament it should be a brief war. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2251 |
They sent lawyers. I would have preferred guns and money. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2252 |
I say Attila's lost the old fire. These days he doesn't make a move without an army of lawyers and accountants. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2253 |
Let's see how smug they are when our horde of barristers are at the gate. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2254 |
Trust me, they are more important than the 10, 000 archers. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2255 |
SHOO!" didn't work. Let's try "Right face, forward, MARCH! |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2256 |
Remember when we used to be able to rescue fair maidens without an army of lawyers in tow? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2257 |
I miss the days when we could let slip the dogs of war without consulting Risk Management. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2258 |
This new conflict resolution workshop feels a little extreme. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2259 |
Where's the fun anymore in raping and pillaging – if you've gotta bring so many damn lawyers? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2260 |
Don't worry Stu, after your first frapuccino you'll see it was all worth it. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2261 |
Are you sure he said "restraining orders" and not re-training orders?" |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2262 |
I take it the boss found out we referred to him as Attila the Hun? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2263 |
I bet those trousers feel better than this damn skirt. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2264 |
Did you see their PE ratio? I told you this onsite was going to be feudal. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2265 |
It's been a family business since 1095 |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2266 |
I love the smell of after-shave in the morning. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2267 |
The Compound Interest Crusade |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2268 |
Back in the old days, we wouldn't have dreamed of using lawyers to drive the muslims out. |
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0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2269 |
These prisoners are so accountable |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2270 |
I don't know which I hate more--the Mongels or these suits. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2271 |
Suits! I ask for warriors, they send me suits! |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2272 |
When you're low on guns and money, you bring every lawyer you've got. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2273 |
Wars are not won by carnage alone! |
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0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2274 |
I HOPE OUR KING DOESN'T FORGET THE SHREDDER ! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2275 |
At last, a hostile takeover! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2276 |
We're gone viral. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2277 |
First, we'll foreclose on Winterfell. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2278 |
It’s the law firm of King, Arthur, and Schultz. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2279 |
Trump said it would be easy, Norgaard but this is ridiculous. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2280 |
When they said "army of lawyers", you're sure they meant that literally? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2281 |
Should we update our mission statement? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2282 |
Who knew that going to battle would become so brutally complicated? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2283 |
Have some civility, Eric. Plundering their city doesn't mean they don't have the right to an attorney. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2284 |
How much longer till we get to the sacrificial volcano? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2285 |
I'm getting damn sick and tired of these loyalty pledge meetings. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2286 |
I should've asked about the details of this internship before I said "yes." |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2287 |
I think we're being used. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2288 |
Everyone a briefcase, not a single one brought lunch! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2289 |
I have a nagging feeling I forgot to file my taxes. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2290 |
The emperor says he's filing for divorce... for all 50 of his wives. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2291 |
This is the problem with casual Fridays. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2292 |
HA HA HA! now that we have the attorneys on our side nothing can stop us! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2293 |
I see you forgot Formal Friday too. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2294 |
No accounting for the quirks of accountants. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2295 |
They worship disruption. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2296 |
Lawyered up, ready to roll. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2297 |
Never underestimate the Ka-Ching Dynasty! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2298 |
Brutus, you haven't ticked off your wife Caesar's sister lately have you? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2299 |
... So that's when the King's son-in-law said, 'I need you to form an army of the bravest and sleaziest lawyers in the land'. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2300 |
See, I told you Russian Hacker Roundup duty isn't so bad. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2301 |
Do you think the English will settle out of court? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2302 |
Lawyers will follow the promise of mass casualties no matter how far. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2303 |
They will be defenseless against our army of lawyers |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2304 |
Genghis insists they will either scare or bore our enemies to death. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2305 |
Being a Hun used to be a gas. Now it's nothing but lawsuits. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2306 |
I'd say it's rare. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2307 |
You know, there was a time when you could crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women without any legal representation at all. |
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0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2308 |
Lots of interest in the King's Humpty Dumpty situation |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2309 |
Couldn't we just use a mobile app for this? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2310 |
This Trojan horse is perfect, no one wants to be a banker in this day and age. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2311 |
Who is this Joe Smith we are looking for? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2312 |
And this is only the 1 percent of our army. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2313 |
History may record this as the Great Company Man March; but mark my words, electronic devices are going to replace those brief cases. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2314 |
I'm guessing the media will refer to this as a "hostile takeover." |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2315 |
I think we can lose them during their next recess. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2316 |
I thought they said we'd have to work "nights" on occasion. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2317 |
At least no one is out of step. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2318 |
They think the people in our land pay no taxes. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2319 |
Did you hear about the new pillage and plunder tax? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2320 |
I understand "slash and burn." I don't get "finicky negotiation." |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2321 |
Do you really think that an army of lawyers is the right way to approach this? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2322 |
So sue me, he says laughing. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2323 |
I sure hope this really IS a brief crusade. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2324 |
I'm lawyering up prior to my testimony before the Roman senate. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2325 |
You think they heard "business man" when I asked for "battering ram"? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2326 |
We have five bureaucrats backing up every soldier! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2327 |
Bet ya 50 bucks I can beat you to the stable. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2328 |
Are you sure Attila said 'Bring me their corporate heads' and not 'corporal heads?' |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2329 |
These prisoners are useless. All they do is sue each other. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2330 |
And what's in it for us? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2331 |
Ok, I get it--time to defund the bureaucracy! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2332 |
No matter how long you cook it, dear, your work will never be well done... |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2333 |
The future is upon us. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2334 |
(blank) |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2335 |
This was a lot more enjoyable when we didn't care about liability. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2336 |
Litigation sure beats slaughtering and pillaging. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2337 |
We gotta come up with a better name than "The Gray Flannel Horde." |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2338 |
I think we drank the wrong Kool-Aid |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2339 |
"Wait till they find out we don't wear boxers, or briefs, in this outfit"! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2340 |
Litigation is not bloodless. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2341 |
You know, pillaging isn’t as much fun as it used to be since they let lawyers enlist. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2342 |
"Unaccountable", am I? Let's see how accountable they are! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2343 |
When do we let them know that this isn't an episode of "The Apprentice?" |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2344 |
This is what I get with a "suit up" command? |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2345 |
Collecting taxes isn't what it used to be.... |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2346 |
With all that plundering and slaughter, it's no wonder we've got to respond to so many lawsuits. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2347 |
I never think of it as a "9 to 5" job. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2348 |
I bet they surrender at the first suggestion of an audit. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2349 |
I don't mean to anger the gods, but, in all honesty, I think three Spartans would kick our ass. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2350 |
Everyone is lawyering up. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2351 |
Boy, marathon attire sure has changed! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2352 |
Raiding Corporations! Excellent plunder at a low cost per employee. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2353 |
It tests their ability to deal with horseshit from a real horse's ass. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2354 |
They can't tell the difference between this and the NASDAQ. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2355 |
I just don't get why all the other Shephard's laughed at us. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2356 |
Middle management is too cut throat. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2357 |
With the 401K recruitment has gone off the charts. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2358 |
Do you ever get the feeling that someone is following you? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2359 |
I had no idea there were so many CPAs in the kingdom! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2360 |
You go to war with the army of lawyers you have, not the army of lawyers you want. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2361 |
I thought people said to learn from history, I guess not. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2362 |
The king requested their presence at his inauguration, to ensure it looked well attended. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2363 |
Eliot, is our corporate leadership getting weird, or it just me? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2364 |
We forgot to ask them who their tailor is. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2365 |
In the name of the army of Ernst & Young, I command thee to surrender! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2366 |
You know Milton, burn, rape and pillage seemed a lot more fun before the lawyers got involved. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2367 |
They'll never know what hit 'em. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2368 |
English majors looking for employment. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2369 |
Tell me again what's a corporate raid? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2370 |
They say battles will be fought in the boardrooms. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2371 |
House Bolton is no match for the firm of Silverman, Shapiro & Strauss |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2372 |
H&R Block really doesn't care what happens to them after April. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2373 |
They're the best but PR for Gengis is a tough gig |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2374 |
My son, the first rule of war is lawyer up. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2375 |
You should see the bunch my wife is bringing. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2376 |
They may not look formidable, but with their plundering skills we can rule the known world. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2377 |
I can't wait to see the look on their faces when all they'll have is weapons! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2378 |
I've been thinkin, Igor: If his highness needs this many lawyers, are we too in trouble? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2379 |
This ought to be interesting. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2380 |
'In this case, we should have told them to dress for the job they have' |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2381 |
Remember when that was us? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2382 |
The War on Coal is getting serious. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2383 |
The first thing we do, let's kill all the investment bankers. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2384 |
They thought I said "give me minions"!! |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2385 |
It’ll get interesting. Gave the horses a bucket of green apples. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2386 |
Why do they keep asking for a limo? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2387 |
Simon what did you say to them?" "All I said was...follow suit. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2388 |
That's what I like about working for HR: the pointless death marches. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2389 |
I just want to be prepared in case it turns into a legal battle |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2390 |
I gotta hand it to Jack from marketing. Re-branding the Imperialist Regime of Slavery as the IRS really gave us the "following" we deserve. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2391 |
And then all of a sudden I realized: who better for plundering than lawyers? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2392 |
I'm beginning to wonder if hearing the lamentations of their women is really worth all the paperwork |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2393 |
We're definitely being followed! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2394 |
They said to prepare for a legal battle. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2395 |
In my day, this would not have been considered a hostile takeover attempt! |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2396 |
I think that we've gone forward to the past. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2397 |
Just in case my tweets offend... |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2398 |
Sure, the Great Khan told us to kill everyone in the city except beautiful maidens and fine craftsmen, but what does he want 7,000 attorneys for? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2399 |
Pillaging is not the same with the lawyers constantly looking over your shoulder. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2400 |
When we get to battle, yell 'Warren Buffet downgraded these guys!" & get outta the way. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2401 |
Our plan is to bore them to death. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2402 |
This expansion of The Auditing Empire is taking a lot longer than planned. Too much red tape. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2403 |
It's going to be the best sale of the year! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2404 |
We have a good chance if winning this battle, but don't expect the poets to sing your praises. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2405 |
Pillaging with in-house counsel might work better, but it just don't satisfy. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2406 |
They want to learn plundernomics! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2407 |
We are here to settle the dispute over our account. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2408 |
Make Mar-A-Lago great again |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2409 |
Do they have collapsible swords in those boxes they're carrying or what? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2410 |
I still think it was a mistake to recruit these weekend warriors to fight on a Wednesday. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2411 |
Just wait until Apple sees my Super Bowl ad. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2412 |
Wall Street, Dave. Where else would you lead 600,000 Bisrealites? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2413 |
The king says he wants to choose an accountant who comes from a long line of accountants. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2414 |
Are we there yet? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2415 |
OK, run it up the flagpole and see who salutes, wins. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2416 |
The modern hostile takeover? BORING! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2417 |
Othar, apparently you misunderstood me. I said I wanted an army of real MADmen, not ADmen. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2418 |
Well, you said you were the lead attorney. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2419 |
New recruitment tour |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2420 |
Where's that Hamelin guy when you need him? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2421 |
"Are they in for a surprise, I told them we're having 'S'moors' for dessert"! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2422 |
Because auditors are more terrifying than archers. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2423 |
Here we go. I see the red tape. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2424 |
The enemy ran in terror when they saw our army of lawyers. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2425 |
Maybe they'll win us a kingdom, but - and you can call me old fashioned - the click of a brief case will never stir my blood like the ring of clashing swords. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2426 |
This really is a long walk to the parking lot. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2427 |
Clearly there's a big difference between a march on Washington and a march from Washington. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2428 |
The game of clones |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2429 |
I'm still not sold on going into war with an 'army of lawyers'. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2430 |
So when the Orcs attack we simply unleash the red tape |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2431 |
I figure we can always use one more lawyer. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2432 |
I got my start organizing teen tours. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2433 |
I think we should turn off location services. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2434 |
It’s great to have the legal team with us. Maybe we’ll win one for a change |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2435 |
None of them has a bona fide tie to us |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2436 |
How is MY fault 'retain' and 'capture' are the same word in our language? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2437 |
Donald Trump has been doing it for decades, just litigate them to death! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2438 |
Did you see how the news reported us as white knights in the takeover? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2439 |
It turns out attorneys are great sacrificial victims. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2440 |
We'll destroy them with lawsuits! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2441 |
Who dressed the extras for this flick? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2442 |
I liked battle better when the suits were of armor and we hanged all the lawyers. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2443 |
Not what I meant by 'suit up'... |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2444 |
Do you think they're still following us? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2445 |
I think we've skirted the dress code. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2446 |
Well, you tell me! I made it in shop class. Spare parts, you know? By the time the bell rang, something activated ! |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2447 |
I long for the days when a hostile takeover didn't involve all these lawyers. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2448 |
They may be bored, but they haven't got saddle-sores. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2449 |
When I said mind your own business, this is not what I had in mind! |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2450 |
Did you job description also said "Lead army of warriors"? |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2451 |
It doesn't have a name - it's the only shape they could agree on. |
1.1176 |
0.06037 |
51 |
47 |
2 |
2 |
2452 |
I knew that reinforcements would be necessary once they passed the new tax bill. |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2453 |
And they think we are berserk. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2454 |
Don't look Bannon but are the still behind us? |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2455 |
Well, I think we should call it 'Hadrian's Glass Ceiling.' |
1.1176 |
0.05348 |
51 |
46 |
4 |
1 |
2456 |
Maybe. But I am not sure numerical superiority is everything. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
2457 |
"Going Viking" for the 3,000,000 votes. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2458 |
They say if it dosen't open, don't eat it |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2459 |
Everyone stop!!!! I need to go to the bathroom. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
2460 |
Reince, you're fired! |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
2461 |
They think they are getting the key to the Executive Washroom. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2462 |
Now days its all about the accountants. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2463 |
Nowadays it's not the size of your army that counts but the size of your law firm. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2464 |
War used to be action, not litigation. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2465 |
I told you not to sue. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2466 |
Hark! Ye are about to be hoisted on your own audit! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2467 |
Do you think he will build a wall to keep the auditors away? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2468 |
I'm still not completely sold on this "army of attorneys" strategy. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2469 |
Selling door-to-door has become a lot more dangerous this year! |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2470 |
Genghis will not like the new uniforms |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2471 |
I am Genghis and these are my Khan-men. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2472 |
We will sue them into submission |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2473 |
Sure, Genghis does pretty well with his archers, but no one can match the weaponry of Litigious Khan. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2474 |
If the negotiators fail, be ready with my crossbow. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2475 |
They walk in pairs to fudge their numbers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2476 |
THIS IS WHAT FEAR IS ALL ABOUT. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2477 |
Think of the gas savings! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2478 |
Bear with me, we will finally learn the truth. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2479 |
Thought I'd better lawyer up. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2480 |
I understand that they steal with their pens, but how are you supposed to pillage with a briefcase? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2481 |
So much for your dumbass idea about Team Building: "We Khan do it! We Khan do it! We Khan do it!" |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2482 |
The slave trader told me these guys all have "killer instincts", but I just don't see it... |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2483 |
Think this audit is gonna be tough. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2484 |
They prefer to walk. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2485 |
I am always amazed at how many lawyers it takes to negotiate an unconditional surrender! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2486 |
Tonight on Hannity..... "Trump keeps yet another promise by draining the swamp of those pesky fake scientists. See ya losers" |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2487 |
We're on a crusade to retake Wall Street. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2488 |
You just had to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" in front of our commander in chief who thinks war is "Capture the Flag"! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2489 |
It was your idea to advertise the crusade as a "great career move and a chance to obliterate your enemies" |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2490 |
Personally, I think tax collectors should carry maces. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2491 |
Another fine mess you've gotten us into Ollie. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2492 |
Didn't I tell you that Sun Tzu would pay off? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2493 |
First we rape. Then we pillage. Then we audit. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2494 |
Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2495 |
Their hourly rates are going to kill us |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2496 |
King Trump's army is easy to lead, but I do miss the women.... |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2497 |
I always like to 'lawyer-up' before I go into battle. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2498 |
Tell me again, what is a cyber war? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2499 |
Where should we stop for lunch? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2500 |
Do you think they'll be upset when they find we sold the rights to the Game of Thrones sequel? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2501 |
Mueller's subpoenas won't get to where these blabbermouths are going. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2502 |
That "terms and conditions" document doesn't stand a chance! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2503 |
I think we are ready for the audit. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2504 |
We are here just to get their attention. The boys will do the dirty work... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2505 |
Wait until they find out that there are no bonuses in the "standard" we bear. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2506 |
If the siege engines don't convince them to surrender, the lawyers will. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2507 |
I said WARRIORS but the king heard LARRIORS! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2508 |
They march well, but shout poorly. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2509 |
We came, we saw, we settled out of court. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2510 |
Although the Dothraki's have mounted calvary, we have the Suited Writs. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2511 |
I have my doubts about this nation-building mission. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2512 |
I told the recruiter we were hiring for a hostile takeover. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2513 |
Maybe Attilla wont show up |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2514 |
I guess he was serious about the whole "10,000 men" thing. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2515 |
Who would have ever guessed we would lead an army of hackers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2516 |
Did they say accounts payable or accounts slayable? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2517 |
Well, I guess you can't be too picky when it comes to the draft. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2518 |
I've been planning this corporate hostile takeover for years |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2519 |
This turned into a litigious Kingdom. I can remember when pillaging and plundering were misdemeanors. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2520 |
They all think their unique. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2521 |
I asked for an army of warriors. How are these guys going to conquer the world? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2522 |
They won't be expecting us being this well lawyered up. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2523 |
Don't worry about it! It'll happen! The Eden Gates will open, and they can beat their briefcases into plowshares, and their cellphones into pruning hooks, and never again have to worry about losing their jobs or the cost of healthcare. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2524 |
We don't stand a chance, Otis, but we sure as hell will know how much it cost... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2525 |
A legion of lawyers is scarier than an army of soldiers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2526 |
The King needs them to figure out his tax return. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2527 |
I told you that team-building at the Renaissance Festival wouldn't go over well. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2528 |
I had no idea this is what the MBA brochure meant when it said, "Pomp and Circumstance" at graduation. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2529 |
Yes, but replacing the Golden Horde with lawyers reduces our liability premiums by 15 percent. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2530 |
What are these guys supposed to do, insure them to death? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2531 |
Let's see the Huns crunch numbers with these guys! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2532 |
the suit crusade |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2533 |
First we kill, then we bury in paperwork. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2534 |
I just realized that I forgot the password! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2535 |
They love you, these people really love you. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2536 |
Re-routing, re-routing, re-rout.... sorry, I don't understand where "American Dream" is. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2537 |
While they're more efficient than the old horde at laying waste to all in our path, I miss the singing. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2538 |
I gave them their marching orders. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2539 |
These merger meetings have gotten totally out of hand. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2540 |
Wow , these states' attorney generals are really on some kind of crusade to protect their voting data! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2541 |
After the Children's Crusade, I wanted to experiment in more conceptual art. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2542 |
Wait till the Lannisters see us! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2543 |
Onward, corporate soldiers |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2544 |
I TOLD YOU WE'D BE GREAT AGAIN. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2545 |
In the North, those beleaguered few marched on in defense of the Wall. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2546 |
It's the litagaters who are fiercest at man-to-man battle. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2547 |
As strategic board retreats go, this one has been pretty quiet. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2548 |
I hate these trade wars. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2549 |
Once we reach the castle the twitter storm commences! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2550 |
Lawyering up just doesn't feel like the Hun's way. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2551 |
I don't think the new Head of Recruiting understands our globalization plan. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2552 |
They said they wanted new leadership... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2553 |
We'll infiltrate the CPAs the usual way, but I like the idea of getting the lawyers over the wall with catapults. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2554 |
They licensed the merchandising rights for the Crusades. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2555 |
Strategy and planning is one thing; but can they fight? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2556 |
Genghis Khan Steinberg and Manischewitz look to open their first office in Mongolia. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2557 |
Your doctor's credentials say he has an MD in IPA. Any idea what that means? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2558 |
I thought we were Saxons, not Goldman Sachs. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2559 |
My horoscope said I would lead a great army on a hostile takeover. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2560 |
Just promise them big jobs and they will follow you anywhere. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2561 |
You want to take over the world? You're going to need accountants... |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2562 |
We brought specialists in both mergers and hostile takeovers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2563 |
I thought they might come in handy on the off chance I can't pull the sword from the stone. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2564 |
When they see us coming they'll bail. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2565 |
They can't beat our army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2566 |
Dammit, I told you MBA does not stand for "Massive Battle Axe!" |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2567 |
Next time don't advertise for "road warriors." |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2568 |
Leading a crusade in the patent wars doesn't have the same feel. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2569 |
Why would the king be 'lawyering up' if he was't guilty? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2570 |
Are you sure 100,000 accountants can defeat the Huns? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2571 |
His tweet said they were the best plunderers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2572 |
How much do their bitcoins weigh? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2573 |
When I told you to get me an army of vanquishers, I meant soldiers, not lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2574 |
Do you feel like we're being followed? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2575 |
When he sees these sorry looking warriors, Beowulf is going to rip our arms out. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2576 |
Now we are ready to pass the health care bill. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2577 |
Raiding was a lot more fun before the government got involved. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2578 |
The passing the bar faster than we can march them into the yearly "negotiation" with the Huns. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2579 |
Make way for the IRS |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2580 |
Spare no one an audit. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2581 |
Because nothing beats an army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2582 |
We'll need to massage some details when we write this up in Exodus. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2583 |
"History is written by the victors," right? So let's leave a few details out. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2584 |
If they'd let Cuomo strengthen his authority over the MTA, we might not be in this mess. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2585 |
Do you like your case rare? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2586 |
I love crucifying lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2587 |
These battles are getting too litigious to be any fun. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2588 |
This is our third crossing. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2589 |
I still can't believe we lost all our armour to lawsuits. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2590 |
What is this 'Tinder' thing you told them about? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2591 |
Make sure you get them into the new uniforms before we present them to Emperor Trump. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2592 |
Could you stop whistling that tune already? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2593 |
I think we have captured more than the Top 1 Percent... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2594 |
Why pillage and plunder when you can bill 'em by the hour? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2595 |
This siege is gonna be a doozy for the king to have us THIS lawyered up! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2596 |
I felt it's time to lawyer up. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2597 |
Couldn't his highness have just used H&R Block? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2598 |
the protection of the disenfranchised top 1% |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2599 |
Like lambs to the slaughter. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2600 |
We will march the lawyers until the filing, and then they bill. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2601 |
Not Found The requested URL /wp-content/uploads/2017/07/170703_contest-690.jpg was not found on this server. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2602 |
At my signal, unleash hell. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2603 |
They say, "The affidavit is mightier than the sword." |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2604 |
They think we're bad, wait 'til they meet our lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2605 |
I said more torture, not torts |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2606 |
Game of Drones |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2607 |
I didn't really understand the power of the "lawyer-up" marching formation. I feel quite safe, even in a hostile kingdom... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2608 |
Sure we captured a ton of them, but what can the Zombies do? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2609 |
Never fear men: the briefcase is mightier than the sword. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2610 |
I like our odds. No fortress can withstand an army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2611 |
I think the Pope is overdoing it with this Inquisition audit |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2612 |
I wonder why they call 'em lemmings? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2613 |
If we can't get them out, we'll overregulate them out. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2614 |
Apparently they're savage in battle. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2615 |
First, we take his tax forms. Then we release the troops. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2616 |
At least we filled the positions |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2617 |
"An army |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2618 |
When I told them to suit up this is not what I had in mind |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2619 |
I miss the days when just the sight of us made men weep. Now it takes an army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2620 |
Too bad we didn't retire a little sooner. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2621 |
Annexing territory isn't fun anymore with Mergers and Acquisitions tagging along! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2622 |
My ex got my castle with just one, we have enough to take a whole country. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2623 |
I miss the good old days when you could just pillage and plunder without all the suits. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2624 |
Okay, men, let us go rape, pillage, and LITIGATE! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2625 |
Are you sure we're supposed to handle white collar crimes? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2626 |
I forgot we're are we going? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2627 |
If nothing else, we have them outnumbered |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2628 |
Remember to hold your calculators until you see the whites of their eyes! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2629 |
The Corpathian Horde marches onward. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2630 |
Exactly who is going to tell all of them that around here, MBA means "Major Battle Activity"? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2631 |
We'll come in tough, and then sue'm for all they got. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2632 |
Attack them? We're gonna sue them. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2633 |
I thought this was the intersectionality march. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2634 |
You asked for an army of diplomats and you got an army of diplomats! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2635 |
A recent poll indicates that 90% of them want to wear outfits like ours! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2636 |
The two in front said something about passing the bar, so we're taking them to the tavern. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2637 |
I need all my lawyers. Have you ever negotiated a treaty with Atilla? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2638 |
I guess you were right, we can conquer the world with an army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2639 |
I miss the days before the lawyers turned our battles into legal battles... |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2640 |
Are you sure our orders were to organize a Deduction of the enemy's works? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2641 |
Remember, we want a 15-percent raise plus overtime pay. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2642 |
To the victor go the spoiled. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2643 |
Eat shit, you monster. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2644 |
We will bore our enemies to their death. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2645 |
Things never change. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2646 |
I believe they are marching in Steppes. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2647 |
The first thing we do, let's take all the lawyers as prisoners. Then we sue the Golden Horde for punitive damages! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2648 |
There's the cliff!..... you go left, I go right, and goodbye suits. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2649 |
I miss the good old days of takeovers. The looting and pillaging. I hate these corporate lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2650 |
Whose idea was it to "lawyer up", anyway? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2651 |
do we count every grain of sand? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2652 |
We came, we saw, we negotiated our surrender. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2653 |
So while the front line goes to mediation, I say we go find a beer. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2654 |
The emperor is furious, he is sending in the lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2655 |
I remember when you could go into battle without an army of lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2656 |
Are they suppose to cheer when we take their hostages? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2657 |
Worse than this, PwC won't let them use cellphones backstage anymore. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2658 |
Rush hour started getting worse around 1206. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2659 |
He told us to round up people who worked on Wall. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2660 |
They call themselves mid-century modern crusaders. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2661 |
Onward Christian accountants |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2662 |
After the "lawyering up" I guess we go back to parking cars at mar-a-lago. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2663 |
How the beasts groan! The herds of cattle wander aimlessly Because there is no pasture for them |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2664 |
Work harder, for lower pay - and you will get to heaven. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2665 |
One day the Litigious Legions of Trump will be legendary. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2666 |
Well at least it's a step up from 'cooking the books' |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2667 |
Audit is coming. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2668 |
No more mister nice guy. Here come the lawyers |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2669 |
The strategy is to shock and awe the enemy with bad lawyer jokes. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2670 |
I hate these legal battles! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2671 |
We're storming them with class action litigation. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2672 |
Remember when we used to just lead sheep to the slaughter. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2673 |
I hope we brought enough lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2674 |
I'd say this year's company retreat really reflects the boss' new management style. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2675 |
I'll teach them Dungeons and Dragons. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2676 |
This hoard of insurance salesman and attorneys will cause a panic and mass reteat of the enemy. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2677 |
Don't worry, an army of lawyers will scare any enemy. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2678 |
Ok. I agree.There are no toilets in this direction. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2679 |
I don't know what they want. They just said they wanted to follow a new leader |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2680 |
I expected more from companies called Centurion, Phalanx, and Vanguard. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2681 |
It's time to pin the back end sales projections for next quarter. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2682 |
What a bunch of tools. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2683 |
It's about time the king was audited. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2684 |
For the last time, Zevon's bringing the money, Phillip is bringing the guns and we're on the hook for the lawyers! |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2685 |
I don't know why you can't find full-time work in crisis cults. In my day, we didn't even have a treeless deathscape. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2686 |
We've got a lot of work to do... |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2687 |
Maybe we should ask them where they are going. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2688 |
I think we're being subpeonaed. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2689 |
I lawyered up, why do you ask? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2690 |
Holy sale, holy bail, holy grail...whatever |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2691 |
Time to fire up the PowerPoint! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2692 |
I'd like to see 'em beat us this time. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
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5 |
0 |
2693 |
I'm pretty sure we should be leading a horde of barbarians...not barristers! |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
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43 |
5 |
0 |
2694 |
Damn, the subway's out again. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
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43 |
5 |
0 |
2695 |
The Oscars? Whatever is that? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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44 |
3 |
1 |
2696 |
Compliance...Ragnar...compliance! |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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3 |
1 |
2697 |
These aren't my troops. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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3 |
1 |
2698 |
I still enjoy the pillaging, but I miss the raping. |
1.1042 |
0.06131 |
48 |
45 |
1 |
2 |
2699 |
They said they're looking for jobs, any job. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
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43 |
5 |
0 |
2700 |
How many divorces does this make? |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
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43 |
5 |
0 |
2701 |
Weekl what if they don't want to negotiate? Have you thought of that? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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44 |
3 |
1 |
2702 |
I would say the hostile takeover was a resounding success. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2703 |
Give me the good old days without lawyers. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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44 |
3 |
1 |
2704 |
What'll we do with 100,000 CPA's? |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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44 |
3 |
1 |
2705 |
I hope we get a reward for leading them back to their homeland of New York. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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44 |
3 |
1 |
2706 |
It's really hard to conquer and pillage, these days, without racking up countless lawsuits. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
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3 |
1 |
2707 |
Remember, back in our youth, when we were convinced the cause we were leading was just? |
1.1042 |
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44 |