Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I'd better give it a little longer. It's a really tough case. |
2.0859 |
0.01307 |
3330 |
816 |
1412 |
1102 |
1 |
He told me to cook the books, but didn't say for how long. |
1.9919 |
0.01104 |
4666 |
1345 |
2014 |
1307 |
2 |
Something tells me that there are two prime rib steaks sitting on my desk. |
1.9793 |
0.01184 |
4539 |
1491 |
1651 |
1397 |
3 |
What makes you think I quit my job? |
1.9684 |
0.01656 |
2087 |
631 |
891 |
565 |
4 |
Hopefully cooking the books works better than laundering the money. |
1.9679 |
0.01685 |
2084 |
651 |
849 |
584 |
5 |
No, I won't be going back to work on Monday. Why do you ask? |
1.9645 |
0.01197 |
4060 |
1255 |
1694 |
1111 |
6 |
Cases like this are rare. |
1.9494 |
0.01121 |
4825 |
1590 |
1889 |
1346 |
7 |
Dinner will be brief tonight. |
1.9486 |
0.01514 |
2510 |
790 |
1059 |
661 |
8 |
How often do you turn over your portfolio? |
1.9382 |
0.01423 |
2862 |
923 |
1193 |
746 |
9 |
Not really sure,my boss just said, "Put it on the back burner." |
1.9372 |
0.01403 |
2915 |
933 |
1232 |
750 |
10 |
I roast my case. |
1.8966 |
0.01189 |
4412 |
1627 |
1614 |
1171 |
11 |
I normally love grilling but this feels like work. |
1.8699 |
0.01186 |
4213 |
1557 |
1647 |
1009 |
12 |
I should've said, 'I'll eat my hat.' |
1.8438 |
0.01323 |
3341 |
1278 |
1307 |
756 |
13 |
It's lambskin. I think a Merlot would go better. |
1.8361 |
0.01312 |
3246 |
1216 |
1346 |
684 |
14 |
No Dear, it's not done until it opens. |
1.8220 |
0.01313 |
3371 |
1333 |
1305 |
733 |
15 |
I got this recipe from one of Martha Stewart's old accountants. |
1.8024 |
0.01481 |
2748 |
1153 |
985 |
610 |
16 |
Two words I never hear at the office: Well done. |
1.7932 |
0.01362 |
3201 |
1350 |
1163 |
688 |
17 |
Go shred some paper for the salad. |
1.7929 |
0.02068 |
1381 |
580 |
507 |
294 |
18 |
So my last report wasn't well done? Wait'll he sees this one. |
1.7775 |
0.01557 |
2346 |
986 |
896 |
464 |
19 |
You want files with that? |
1.7693 |
0.01504 |
2692 |
1201 |
911 |
580 |
20 |
They just told me to cook the books. |
1.7684 |
0.02451 |
911 |
379 |
364 |
168 |
21 |
Ask the kids how they want their backpacks. |
1.7600 |
0.01524 |
2667 |
1222 |
863 |
582 |
22 |
The secret is to stuff it with mindless paperwork, and slather it with years of misery and stress |
1.7505 |
0.02075 |
1395 |
636 |
471 |
288 |
23 |
It's free range, grass-fed brief |
1.7476 |
0.05559 |
210 |
101 |
61 |
48 |
24 |
Should I get started on the white collared greens? |
1.7436 |
0.02275 |
1131 |
513 |
395 |
223 |
25 |
Did something happen at work today that you need to tell me about? |
1.7409 |
0.01339 |
2945 |
1258 |
1192 |
495 |
26 |
I think my work here is done. |
1.7378 |
0.01495 |
2456 |
1080 |
940 |
436 |
27 |
Remember when you burned your bra? |
1.7342 |
0.01584 |
2449 |
1164 |
772 |
513 |
28 |
Didn’t we cook the books last quarter? |
1.7316 |
0.01283 |
3413 |
1540 |
1249 |
624 |
29 |
Honey, are you cooking the books again? |
1.7285 |
0.01529 |
2361 |
1059 |
884 |
418 |
30 |
Regardless, Muriel, a cow died. |
1.7124 |
0.01658 |
2149 |
1032 |
703 |
414 |
31 |
I never can tell for sure if it's done on the inside. |
1.7116 |
0.01916 |
1408 |
625 |
564 |
219 |
32 |
I know they're vegan. It's pleather. |
1.6952 |
0.01693 |
2090 |
1041 |
645 |
404 |
33 |
The key is to let it marinate for five years in a miasma of unfulfilled ambitions. |
1.6881 |
0.01801 |
1853 |
936 |
559 |
358 |
34 |
Be done in a jiffy. It's only a brief case. |
1.6823 |
0.03073 |
576 |
277 |
205 |
94 |
35 |
I think he said grilled beef not brief, Sweetheart. |
1.6775 |
0.01593 |
1975 |
916 |
780 |
279 |
36 |
There's something to be said for a job well done. |
1.6692 |
0.06588 |
130 |
65 |
43 |
22 |
37 |
Well, that's the last of the IRS agent. |
1.6661 |
0.02288 |
1162 |
612 |
326 |
224 |
38 |
So, you didn't say brief bisket? |
1.6625 |
0.02638 |
809 |
410 |
262 |
137 |
39 |
Samsonite has all the flavor of Hermès but at a fraction of the price. |
1.6501 |
0.01923 |
1449 |
730 |
496 |
223 |
40 |
I prefer mine with just a little pink slip in the middle. |
1.6435 |
0.03034 |
575 |
291 |
198 |
86 |
41 |
We call it "Cooking the books." |
1.6417 |
0.01993 |
1270 |
629 |
467 |
174 |
42 |
I don't get it. My father made a fortune cooking the books. |
1.6407 |
0.01497 |
2321 |
1170 |
815 |
336 |
43 |
Maybe he said, 'beef steaks.' |
1.6305 |
0.01647 |
2000 |
1048 |
643 |
309 |
44 |
How do you like yours? Rare, medium, or impervious to forensic audit? |
1.6287 |
0.02826 |
703 |
376 |
212 |
115 |
45 |
There is nothing like the satisfaction of a job well done. |
1.6165 |
0.02110 |
1116 |
573 |
398 |
145 |
46 |
Am I making a bold statement here, Edith, or am I just drunk? |
1.6085 |
0.02984 |
636 |
353 |
179 |
104 |
47 |
It was a cold case. |
1.5988 |
0.01807 |
1558 |
834 |
515 |
209 |
48 |
Don't ask me about my business, Kay. Don't ever ask me about my business. |
1.5988 |
0.02131 |
1189 |
655 |
356 |
178 |
49 |
It's an old Enron recipe |
1.5987 |
0.02703 |
745 |
412 |
220 |
113 |
50 |
Everything at work is fine. Why do you ask? |
1.5897 |
0.01867 |
1511 |
835 |
461 |
215 |
51 |
Are you planning on doing this to everything you got from the Trump store? |
1.5856 |
0.03815 |
403 |
236 |
98 |
69 |
52 |
All the juicy stuff is on the inside. |
1.5701 |
0.02015 |
1149 |
621 |
401 |
127 |
53 |
I like a job that's well done. |
1.5659 |
0.01955 |
1267 |
701 |
415 |
151 |
54 |
How was your day? |
1.5656 |
0.03111 |
518 |
291 |
161 |
66 |
55 |
If I'm going to have to eat my words they're going to be grilled to perfection. |
1.5551 |
0.03075 |
508 |
285 |
164 |
59 |
56 |
They said to case the place FROM the BBQ, NOT place the case ON the BBQ. |
1.5541 |
0.02238 |
1119 |
674 |
270 |
175 |
57 |
Hotdogs!! Just in case. |
1.5454 |
0.02367 |
1058 |
663 |
213 |
182 |
58 |
No matter how intense the grilling, my case holds up! |
1.5451 |
0.02203 |
1042 |
608 |
300 |
134 |
59 |
They know I'm cooking the books... this will help with the insanity defense! |
1.5430 |
0.04945 |
186 |
104 |
63 |
19 |
60 |
Laptop in the microwave, cellphone in the blender. Did I forget anything? |
1.5395 |
0.03348 |
430 |
248 |
132 |
50 |
61 |
I think this case is about to heat up. |
1.5385 |
0.02278 |
897 |
511 |
289 |
97 |
62 |
It's a trick my accountant showed me. |
1.5378 |
0.02354 |
872 |
505 |
265 |
102 |
63 |
In my mind I was always imagining a big fancy retirement party. |
1.5313 |
0.02522 |
766 |
450 |
225 |
91 |
64 |
The recipe said to start off with a brief searing..... |
1.5291 |
0.02616 |
652 |
371 |
217 |
64 |
65 |
It's the smell of success, Joan. |
1.5287 |
0.02495 |
783 |
462 |
228 |
93 |
66 |
I'm afraid this means the boss is reviewing a bunch of hamburger patties tonight. |
1.5260 |
0.02545 |
789 |
477 |
209 |
103 |
67 |
You wanted me to barbecue this weekend and my boss wanted me to work. This seems like an acceptable compromise. |
1.5067 |
0.02665 |
598 |
347 |
199 |
52 |
68 |
Oh yeah? I'll show YOU fired! |
1.5061 |
0.02707 |
652 |
396 |
182 |
74 |
69 |
So then I said, 'If you win, I'll eat my briefcase.' |
1.5056 |
0.02654 |
621 |
365 |
198 |
58 |
70 |
The recipe said to cook it briefly. |
1.5054 |
0.02681 |
643 |
386 |
189 |
68 |
71 |
Personally, I would have removed the severance check. |
1.5050 |
0.02867 |
598 |
368 |
158 |
72 |
72 |
Maybe we should just get a shredder. |
1.5024 |
0.02836 |
623 |
388 |
157 |
78 |
73 |
The instructions said "Brown brief case." |
1.5016 |
0.02748 |
616 |
373 |
177 |
66 |
74 |
Because the house will smell for days if I put it in the oven. |
1.5000 |
0.03354 |
430 |
265 |
115 |
50 |
75 |
My interview? Why do you ask? |
1.4991 |
0.02852 |
577 |
352 |
162 |
63 |
76 |
I'd butterfly it, but I forgot the combination. |
1.4987 |
0.03725 |
379 |
242 |
85 |
52 |
77 |
I know what my boss meant by 'cook the books.' I'm being passive-aggressive. |
1.4970 |
0.03740 |
328 |
199 |
95 |
34 |
78 |
I promise this is my last case. |
1.4957 |
0.02844 |
579 |
355 |
161 |
63 |
79 |
That's right, briefcase chicken -- nobody believed in beer can chicken, either. |
1.4948 |
0.02809 |
574 |
348 |
168 |
58 |
80 |
Do you like yours briefed, underbriefed, or totally classified? |
1.4934 |
0.02832 |
608 |
380 |
156 |
72 |
81 |
... and on the eighth day he cremated hamsters. |
1.4922 |
0.03085 |
577 |
379 |
112 |
86 |
82 |
We really should buy a paper shredder. |
1.4899 |
0.02940 |
545 |
338 |
147 |
60 |
83 |
So you're not going to work on Monday? |
1.4861 |
0.03469 |
397 |
249 |
103 |
45 |
84 |
I'll give it a couple more minutes to make sure there's no pink slip in there. |
1.4845 |
0.03111 |
485 |
303 |
129 |
53 |
85 |
Did I mention I quit my job today? |
1.4842 |
0.03102 |
475 |
294 |
132 |
49 |
86 |
Burgers on bottom, flattener on top, burgers on bottom, flattener on top, ... |
1.4792 |
0.03067 |
528 |
340 |
123 |
65 |
87 |
I don't want to overcook it or it'll taste like leather. |
1.4762 |
0.03023 |
504 |
317 |
134 |
53 |
88 |
My performance review says I need more sizzle. |
1.4762 |
0.03010 |
504 |
316 |
136 |
52 |
89 |
I said, "where's the beef?" not "where's the brief?" |
1.4756 |
0.02911 |
492 |
299 |
152 |
41 |
90 |
It's my accountant's secret recipe. |
1.4755 |
0.05599 |
143 |
89 |
40 |
14 |
91 |
Eileen realizes their tax problems stem not only from Bill's bad math skills, but his inability to decipher common idioms as well. |
1.4744 |
0.03706 |
371 |
243 |
80 |
48 |
92 |
OK, two more minutes and we can add the wingtips. |
1.4713 |
0.03233 |
418 |
260 |
119 |
39 |
93 |
They said it was free range, but that handle makes me suspicious. |
1.4695 |
0.03635 |
328 |
204 |
94 |
30 |
94 |
You SAID, "I put a sandwich in your brief case. Be sure and heat it up." |
1.4642 |
0.03500 |
349 |
218 |
100 |
31 |
95 |
We call this grillable hours |
1.4627 |
0.03229 |
415 |
261 |
116 |
38 |
96 |
Your mother wants hers "well done," so I figured I wouldn't waste a steak on her. |
1.4617 |
0.03335 |
418 |
270 |
103 |
45 |
97 |
I like it with a little pink slip in the middle. |
1.4595 |
0.03271 |
420 |
269 |
109 |
42 |
98 |
I bet it tastes as good as your skirt steak. |
1.4521 |
0.04217 |
261 |
171 |
62 |
28 |
99 |
This is why I don’t leave you alone with the kids. |
1.4493 |
0.03880 |
276 |
175 |
78 |
23 |
100 |
Are you sure 'papillote' means briefcase? |
1.4475 |
0.03515 |
362 |
236 |
90 |
36 |
101 |
Did I mention I quit today? |
1.4454 |
0.03551 |
366 |
242 |
85 |
39 |
102 |
We can do this the easy way or the hard way, but you are going to open up. |
1.4451 |
0.03413 |
364 |
234 |
98 |
32 |
103 |
Honey, did they want those documents singed? Or signed? |
1.4398 |
0.03503 |
357 |
234 |
89 |
34 |
104 |
You took the steak to work again, didn't you? |
1.4397 |
0.03474 |
348 |
225 |
93 |
30 |
105 |
It combines my contempt for both my work and suburbia. |
1.4396 |
0.03792 |
323 |
216 |
72 |
35 |
106 |
We are what we eat, Margaret. |
1.4359 |
0.03754 |
312 |
206 |
76 |
30 |
107 |
This case will be done briefly. |
1.4327 |
0.03338 |
342 |
217 |
102 |
23 |
108 |
I'm gonna need a bigger grill for the photocopier. |
1.4319 |
0.03821 |
301 |
200 |
72 |
29 |
109 |
Well isn't that just the perfect ending to a perfect day. We're out of propane. |
1.4297 |
0.04040 |
263 |
174 |
65 |
24 |
110 |
It means someone on the subway carried home two rib-steaks. |
1.4286 |
0.03848 |
301 |
202 |
69 |
30 |
111 |
To be honest, this is my first time cooking the books. |
1.4277 |
0.03777 |
318 |
215 |
70 |
33 |
112 |
are you cooking the books? |
1.4268 |
0.05048 |
157 |
102 |
43 |
12 |
113 |
I'm working on a really hot case. |
1.4256 |
0.03603 |
336 |
225 |
79 |
32 |
114 |
He handed me the briefcase and told me to cook the books. |
1.4249 |
0.03683 |
313 |
208 |
77 |
28 |
115 |
I roast my case. |
1.4244 |
0.03951 |
271 |
180 |
67 |
24 |
116 |
Our assets are frozen so it will take another twenty minutes. |
1.4214 |
0.03653 |
299 |
196 |
80 |
23 |
117 |
The Boss needs these done by tomorrow |
1.4201 |
0.03684 |
288 |
188 |
79 |
21 |
118 |
I must have left the hot dogs at the office. |
1.4164 |
0.04038 |
281 |
194 |
57 |
30 |
119 |
Do you think they'll know the leather's not grass-fed? |
1.4158 |
0.03875 |
291 |
198 |
65 |
28 |
120 |
The senior partners will be pleased: a well-done brief. |
1.4150 |
0.03560 |
306 |
201 |
83 |
22 |
121 |
How does he like his covfefe? |
1.4146 |
0.05599 |
164 |
118 |
24 |
22 |
122 |
Let's do his shoes next. |
1.4138 |
0.03939 |
261 |
174 |
66 |
21 |
123 |
It's full of half-baked ideas. |
1.4134 |
0.03757 |
283 |
188 |
73 |
22 |
124 |
I got wallets for the kids. |
1.4128 |
0.03842 |
281 |
189 |
68 |
24 |
125 |
Honey, Gary called from the office. He's wondering why there's raw meat on your desk. |
1.4127 |
0.04191 |
252 |
173 |
54 |
25 |
126 |
It was my boss who said, 'Put that brief of yours on the back burner for the weekend'! |
1.4120 |
0.03746 |
284 |
189 |
73 |
22 |
127 |
Where's the breef? |
1.4114 |
0.03826 |
299 |
205 |
65 |
29 |
128 |
Wait, we own a shredder? |
1.4089 |
0.03889 |
269 |
181 |
66 |
22 |
129 |
It was harvested locally on Wall Street. |
1.4083 |
0.04629 |
169 |
110 |
49 |
10 |
130 |
When the brief's done, I'll grill the witnesses. |
1.4082 |
0.04015 |
267 |
183 |
59 |
25 |
131 |
It's symbolic, Sheila. |
1.4055 |
0.04085 |
254 |
174 |
57 |
23 |
132 |
I'll put on the burgers as soon as my work is done. |
1.4046 |
0.04174 |
262 |
184 |
50 |
28 |
133 |
Let the retirement celebration begin! |
1.4038 |
0.03962 |
265 |
181 |
61 |
23 |
134 |
I hate company picnics |
1.4036 |
0.03531 |
280 |
182 |
83 |
15 |
135 |
I call it Brief Bourguignon |
1.4032 |
0.03869 |
248 |
164 |
68 |
16 |
136 |
How was my day? |
1.4023 |
0.04171 |
256 |
179 |
51 |
26 |
137 |
I got the documents. The other lawyer gets to grill the witnesses. |
1.4008 |
0.04423 |
242 |
173 |
41 |
28 |
138 |
401k, honey, the temperature at which briefcases burn. |
1.4008 |
0.04163 |
247 |
171 |
53 |
23 |
139 |
I've really got the hang of working from home. |
1.4000 |
0.06195 |
100 |
67 |
26 |
7 |
140 |
Work-life balance achieved. |
1.4000 |
0.03940 |
245 |
164 |
64 |
17 |
141 |
I still don't have the whole work/life balance thing down. |
1.3974 |
0.05199 |
156 |
108 |
34 |
14 |
142 |
While I finish up here, do you mind checking the spreadsheets in the oven? |
1.3957 |
0.04050 |
235 |
159 |
59 |
17 |
143 |
It's never done. |
1.3951 |
0.04404 |
243 |
175 |
40 |
28 |
144 |
I don't think it'll be as tender as the Gucci. |
1.3948 |
0.04379 |
233 |
165 |
44 |
24 |
145 |
Sear both sides to lock in the blood, sweat and tears. |
1.3941 |
0.04168 |
236 |
163 |
53 |
20 |
146 |
"Well done," he said. I'll show him well done. |
1.3938 |
0.03826 |
259 |
175 |
66 |
18 |
147 |
They're like oysters; it's done when the latches flip open. |
1.3934 |
0.04233 |
244 |
172 |
48 |
24 |
148 |
I'll pick up 401k sauce for the retirement party |
1.3934 |
0.04111 |
244 |
169 |
54 |
21 |
149 |
That hissing sound? It's the sound of a career when it's almost done |
1.3926 |
0.04093 |
242 |
167 |
55 |
20 |
150 |
The real trick is to get that "years of success" burnished look without singeing |
1.3926 |
0.04176 |
242 |
169 |
51 |
22 |
151 |
This is tough as leather. |
1.3923 |
0.05830 |
130 |
92 |
25 |
13 |
152 |
Are you sure the recipe didn't say to remove the laptop first? |
1.3922 |
0.04128 |
232 |
159 |
55 |
18 |
153 |
Do you think I bring the office home too much? |
1.3922 |
0.03785 |
255 |
171 |
68 |
16 |
154 |
There's a fine line between well-done and leather. |
1.3922 |
0.04173 |
255 |
181 |
48 |
26 |
155 |
Bob, the Board appreciates your efforts, but we're starting to worry that you don't really understand what 'cook the books' means. |
1.3908 |
0.04140 |
238 |
165 |
53 |
20 |
156 |
It's part of my journey to wellness. |
1.3901 |
0.05492 |
141 |
99 |
29 |
13 |
157 |
I think I left a bag of meat in the office. |
1.3898 |
0.04249 |
236 |
166 |
48 |
22 |
158 |
The rest of the year we cook the books. Summer, we grill the books. |
1.3898 |
0.04207 |
236 |
165 |
50 |
21 |
159 |
It's Chilean sea bass, steamed in a umami brine demi-glace, with a slaw of condemning documents. |
1.3896 |
0.04088 |
249 |
174 |
53 |
22 |
160 |
It's never done. |
1.3889 |
0.05671 |
144 |
104 |
24 |
16 |
161 |
It doesn't look anything like the picture. |
1.3886 |
0.04252 |
229 |
160 |
49 |
20 |
162 |
So what did I hand the kidnappers? |
1.3886 |
0.04207 |
229 |
159 |
51 |
19 |
163 |
I'm afraid this case may be too hot to handle. |
1.3878 |
0.04134 |
245 |
172 |
51 |
22 |
164 |
I ordered Trump Steaks and they sent me his taxes. |
1.3864 |
0.04467 |
220 |
157 |
41 |
22 |
165 |
Is this kosher? |
1.3832 |
0.04045 |
214 |
144 |
58 |
12 |
166 |
My boss said to put it on the back burner. |
1.3828 |
0.04327 |
209 |
145 |
48 |
16 |
167 |
Of course I emptied it. |
1.3821 |
0.04123 |
212 |
144 |
55 |
13 |
168 |
Cooking the books again, Fred? |
1.3821 |
0.04437 |
212 |
150 |
43 |
19 |
169 |
So I take it your retirement party isn't catered. |
1.3817 |
0.05574 |
131 |
92 |
28 |
11 |
170 |
Oh for god's sake Leonard turn up your hearing aid. I said throw on some beef steaks. |
1.3805 |
0.04383 |
205 |
143 |
46 |
16 |
171 |
Next time just say you'll eat your hat! |
1.3780 |
0.04212 |
209 |
144 |
51 |
14 |
172 |
Dad must have tied one on last night. Check the pool. |
1.3772 |
0.04206 |
228 |
161 |
48 |
19 |
173 |
My annual report is almost done. Red wine because it's a bunch of bull, or white wine because something's fishy? |
1.3762 |
0.04366 |
202 |
141 |
46 |
15 |
174 |
Well, here's to a job well done |
1.3761 |
0.04231 |
226 |
160 |
47 |
19 |
175 |
The label said beefcase, but now I'm thinking that was a typo. |
1.3750 |
0.04303 |
224 |
160 |
44 |
20 |
176 |
Seems like a shame to throw the rest away, but this is the only part of a lawyer that's edible. |
1.3750 |
0.04882 |
200 |
149 |
27 |
24 |
177 |
"Bad day at the office honey"? |
1.3737 |
0.03998 |
198 |
132 |
58 |
8 |
178 |
Hey Joe, your boss just called and said he made a mistake and you did get that raise. |
1.3727 |
0.04260 |
220 |
156 |
46 |
18 |
179 |
Betty Crocker got the recipe from Bernie Madoff! |
1.3716 |
0.04186 |
218 |
153 |
49 |
16 |
180 |
This will be done briefly |
1.3716 |
0.04384 |
218 |
157 |
41 |
20 |
181 |
Told ya. If it were a bomb, it woulda definitely exploded by now. |
1.3700 |
0.04330 |
200 |
140 |
46 |
14 |
182 |
My grill. My way. Case closed. |
1.3696 |
0.04523 |
184 |
129 |
42 |
13 |
183 |
Wait - if those are the Nuclear Codes, who's got the burgers? |
1.3692 |
0.04524 |
195 |
139 |
40 |
16 |
184 |
Please be careful, the last one was as tough as leather. |
1.3679 |
0.04157 |
212 |
148 |
50 |
14 |
185 |
It's always in the last place you look. |
1.3679 |
0.04435 |
193 |
136 |
43 |
14 |
186 |
What more do you want from me, Blanche? I stopped drinking, didn’t I? |
1.3679 |
0.04614 |
193 |
139 |
37 |
17 |
187 |
I'm not so sure about these Wall St. Journal recipes. |
1.3679 |
0.04555 |
193 |
138 |
39 |
16 |
188 |
And so retirement officially begins. |
1.3670 |
0.04515 |
188 |
133 |
41 |
14 |
189 |
I had just one lunch with Jared Kushner, but you these days you can't be too careful. |
1.3665 |
0.04764 |
191 |
140 |
32 |
19 |
190 |
I still think we should have bought the individual wallet portions. |
1.3665 |
0.04587 |
191 |
137 |
38 |
16 |
191 |
It's called Covfefe Flambé. I saw it on Twitter. |
1.3660 |
0.04652 |
194 |
141 |
35 |
18 |
192 |
I said 'beef case' |
1.3654 |
0.04628 |
208 |
154 |
32 |
22 |
193 |
Dinner will be served briefly. |
1.3654 |
0.04370 |
208 |
149 |
42 |
17 |
194 |
Give it another 20 minutes, then we'll try your shredding idea. |
1.3646 |
0.04685 |
192 |
140 |
34 |
18 |
195 |
When it opens, it's done. |
1.3636 |
0.04527 |
187 |
133 |
40 |
14 |
196 |
It might be better if we just went back to aluminum foil. |
1.3631 |
0.04734 |
179 |
129 |
35 |
15 |
197 |
When the locks pop open, I know it's done. |
1.3622 |
0.04428 |
185 |
130 |
43 |
12 |
198 |
It has that subtle aroma of failure. |
1.3614 |
0.04344 |
202 |
144 |
43 |
15 |
199 |
Is that your ringtone? |
1.3607 |
0.04783 |
183 |
134 |
32 |
17 |
200 |
Your moms right. Rosemary really does make ANYTHING taste delicious! |
1.3602 |
0.04538 |
186 |
133 |
39 |
14 |
201 |
The CEO told me there would be a promotion in it if this deal was well done. |
1.3600 |
0.04541 |
200 |
146 |
36 |
18 |
202 |
So, I'm going to assume you didn't get the promotion! |
1.3591 |
0.04058 |
181 |
122 |
53 |
6 |
203 |
"As always, Mr. Phelps, should you or any of your I.M. force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your. . ." Honey, would you go next door and tell Jim they got the wrong patio, again. |
1.3591 |
0.04557 |
181 |
129 |
39 |
13 |
204 |
We have to prepare for the worst-case scenario. |
1.3583 |
0.05650 |
120 |
86 |
25 |
9 |
205 |
Retirement barbecue? |
1.3571 |
0.04488 |
196 |
142 |
38 |
16 |
206 |
Relax. I have a handle on this. |
1.3571 |
0.04060 |
196 |
135 |
52 |
9 |
207 |
Another rough day at the office, honey? |
1.3571 |
0.04249 |
196 |
138 |
46 |
12 |
208 |
Want to bet the burgers are on my desk? |
1.3559 |
0.04692 |
177 |
128 |
35 |
14 |
209 |
My grandfather Otto called it briefkäse. |
1.3559 |
0.04760 |
177 |
129 |
33 |
15 |
210 |
I have a feeling the steak is at the 4:00 meeting |
1.3557 |
0.04693 |
194 |
144 |
31 |
19 |
211 |
Looks like Amazon Whole Foods has some kinks to work out. |
1.3556 |
0.04500 |
180 |
128 |
40 |
12 |
212 |
It's time we bought a shredder. |
1.3543 |
0.04657 |
175 |
126 |
36 |
13 |
213 |
Too literal for a retirement party? |
1.3539 |
0.04532 |
178 |
127 |
39 |
12 |
214 |
$8.95 a pound and it tastes like leather. |
1.3539 |
0.04737 |
178 |
130 |
33 |
15 |
215 |
The boss said, "I want it done this weekend and I want it well done!" |
1.3526 |
0.04642 |
190 |
140 |
33 |
17 |
216 |
And there's my career. Well done. |
1.3523 |
0.04840 |
176 |
130 |
30 |
16 |
217 |
Damn! This means Roger's arguing a burger! |
1.3515 |
0.04848 |
165 |
120 |
32 |
13 |
218 |
I hope this isn't another tough case. |
1.3511 |
0.04735 |
188 |
140 |
30 |
18 |
219 |
I used to launder my money but now I just grill it. |
1.3506 |
0.04945 |
174 |
130 |
27 |
17 |
220 |
Or should the grill marks go the other way? |
1.3491 |
0.04763 |
169 |
123 |
33 |
13 |
221 |
If the slips are pink on the inside then we'll know I'm finished |
1.3488 |
0.04984 |
172 |
129 |
26 |
17 |
222 |
Are you sure you ordered it from Omaha Steaks and not Berkshire Hathaway? |
1.3488 |
0.04557 |
172 |
123 |
38 |
11 |
223 |
This leather is the closest I can get to affording meat right now. |
1.3486 |
0.05433 |
109 |
76 |
28 |
5 |
224 |
Boss said I had to find a way to "cook the books". |
1.3473 |
0.04647 |
167 |
120 |
36 |
11 |
225 |
Now do you believe that I'm on vacation? |
1.3455 |
0.04760 |
165 |
120 |
33 |
12 |
226 |
I don't know, I guess I thought it would be symbolic. |
1.3436 |
0.04952 |
163 |
121 |
28 |
14 |
227 |
Good news, it's a juicy case. |
1.3416 |
0.04835 |
161 |
118 |
31 |
12 |
228 |
It's not cooking the books, strictly speaking. |
1.3416 |
0.05070 |
161 |
121 |
25 |
15 |
229 |
It's socially responsible to eat all parts of the lawyer. |
1.3396 |
0.05034 |
159 |
119 |
26 |
14 |
230 |
I like them charred outside and untraceable inside. |
1.3385 |
0.05300 |
130 |
95 |
26 |
9 |
231 |
Uh oh, I think I may have left the steaks in the hall closet. |
1.3377 |
0.04807 |
154 |
112 |
32 |
10 |
232 |
I still handle the occasional rare case. |
1.3373 |
0.04588 |
169 |
123 |
35 |
11 |
233 |
That's not what your boss meant when he said you need to "cook the books." |
1.3373 |
0.04352 |
169 |
120 |
41 |
8 |
234 |
I'm not sure this is the best way to upload files to the cloud. |
1.3358 |
0.05411 |
137 |
103 |
22 |
12 |
235 |
I thought I left it on the train |
1.3353 |
0.04622 |
167 |
122 |
34 |
11 |
236 |
This is a lot less cathartic than I'd imagined. |
1.3353 |
0.04463 |
167 |
120 |
38 |
9 |
237 |
He said, "there are no tapes", so there aren't going to be any. |
1.3353 |
0.04543 |
167 |
121 |
36 |
10 |
238 |
Where's the breef? |
1.3333 |
0.05734 |
108 |
79 |
22 |
7 |
239 |
We'll have to go hunting again soon. This is the last of the lawyer. |
1.3333 |
0.04994 |
153 |
114 |
27 |
12 |
240 |
My work here is done. |
1.3333 |
0.04994 |
153 |
114 |
27 |
12 |
241 |
There's a newspaper inside if you want to get started on the salad. |
1.3333 |
0.04907 |
153 |
113 |
29 |
11 |
242 |
I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. |
1.3333 |
0.04412 |
165 |
118 |
39 |
8 |
243 |
And how would you like your taxes prepared? |
1.3333 |
0.05110 |
165 |
127 |
21 |
17 |
244 |
At least it won't taste like shoe leather. |
1.3313 |
0.04527 |
163 |
118 |
36 |
9 |
245 |
Marvin, when you are finished cooking the company books,I'd like to throw some burgers on. |
1.3313 |
0.05004 |
163 |
124 |
24 |
15 |
246 |
My boss offered me a bonus for work well done. |
1.3313 |
0.04927 |
163 |
123 |
26 |
14 |
247 |
I'll cook the data a bit longer. |
1.3313 |
0.04527 |
163 |
118 |
36 |
9 |
248 |
My work here is done. |
1.3311 |
0.05123 |
151 |
114 |
24 |
13 |
249 |
Don't worry, it's grass fed. |
1.3311 |
0.05036 |
151 |
113 |
26 |
12 |
250 |
This is going to be a very brief barbecue. |
1.3311 |
0.04672 |
151 |
109 |
34 |
8 |
251 |
Bad day at the office dear? |
1.3311 |
0.04577 |
151 |
108 |
36 |
7 |
252 |
They say it tastes like chicken. |
1.3308 |
0.05088 |
133 |
97 |
28 |
8 |
253 |
It's all my cartoon caption entries. (sniff) Not even an honorable mention. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
254 |
I get grilled at work, only fair that work gets grilled at home. |
1.3308 |
0.05393 |
130 |
97 |
23 |
10 |
255 |
This is a spatula. I told you to bring me tongs. |
1.3292 |
0.04888 |
161 |
121 |
27 |
13 |
256 |
Honey, are you sure this is the safest way to delete files? |
1.3292 |
0.04474 |
161 |
116 |
37 |
8 |
257 |
What temp is it to kill discontent? |
1.3288 |
0.04871 |
146 |
107 |
30 |
9 |
258 |
Isn't it suppose to pop open when it's done? |
1.3270 |
0.04763 |
159 |
118 |
30 |
11 |
259 |
The Cooking Show said to keep it brief |
1.3270 |
0.04763 |
159 |
118 |
30 |
11 |
260 |
I always knew that, someday, I'd have to eat my words. |
1.3270 |
0.04679 |
159 |
117 |
32 |
10 |
261 |
Did I mention I didn't get the promotion? |
1.3270 |
0.04846 |
159 |
119 |
28 |
12 |
262 |
Portobello? Sorry, I thought you said your portfolio. |
1.3270 |
0.04593 |
159 |
116 |
34 |
9 |
263 |
The books are almost done. |
1.3270 |
0.04763 |
159 |
118 |
30 |
11 |
264 |
We're gonna need more A-1. |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
265 |
See? You didn't look everywhere! |
1.3265 |
0.04938 |
147 |
109 |
28 |
10 |
266 |
Dear, I think 'en cocotte' means cooked in a paper bag. |
1.3256 |
0.04818 |
129 |
92 |
32 |
5 |
267 |
I don't know if this is the way we cook the books. |
1.3248 |
0.04627 |
157 |
115 |
33 |
9 |
268 |
Sure it feels icky, but dad's disposition of remains directive was explicit. |
1.3241 |
0.04979 |
145 |
108 |
27 |
10 |
269 |
It still needs a dash of denigration, a teaspoon of treachery, and a bunch of backstabbing. |
1.3241 |
0.05350 |
145 |
112 |
19 |
14 |
270 |
There are more delicate ways of saying you didn't like the script |
1.3228 |
0.05348 |
127 |
95 |
23 |
9 |
271 |
The embassy told me to fire the attache. |
1.3226 |
0.04924 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
12 |
272 |
We never should have sold the shredder. |
1.3226 |
0.04838 |
155 |
116 |
28 |
11 |
273 |
It's looking a bit leathery. |
1.3226 |
0.04838 |
155 |
116 |
28 |
11 |
274 |
This dinner will be brief. |
1.3226 |
0.04751 |
155 |
115 |
30 |
10 |
275 |
Phillip's first attempts at "work-life balance" were awkward at best. |
1.3217 |
0.05119 |
143 |
108 |
24 |
11 |
276 |
There go our birth certificates, social security cards, and driver's licenses. Maybe we can get deported to a sane country. |
1.3214 |
0.05294 |
140 |
107 |
21 |
12 |
277 |
"So, take it home with you. And I don't care how long it takes, it better be well done!" Word for word , that's what he said. |
1.3197 |
0.05368 |
122 |
91 |
23 |
8 |
278 |
FILETS? I thought your note said FILES. |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
279 |
Bad day at the office dear? |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
280 |
It seems like the work is never done. |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
281 |
I’m aiming for charred on the outside, untraceable on the inside. |
1.3188 |
0.05343 |
138 |
106 |
20 |
12 |
282 |
Just some half baked ideas I've had... |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
283 |
It will be ready briefly, Susan. |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
284 |
Let our vacation commence! |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
285 |
I thought I'd try briefsteak. |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
286 |
The recipe said to finish off with a brief grill... |
1.3188 |
0.04931 |
138 |
102 |
28 |
8 |
287 |
Tell your mother I loved the thought. |
1.3188 |
0.04931 |
138 |
102 |
28 |
8 |
288 |
Anyone can do a job. They hired me for a job well-done. |
1.3188 |
0.05343 |
138 |
106 |
20 |
12 |
289 |
Did I leave my lunch at the office? |
1.3188 |
0.04931 |
138 |
102 |
28 |
8 |
290 |
He said "cook the books," not the brief case." |
1.3188 |
0.05037 |
138 |
103 |
26 |
9 |
291 |
Best way I can think of to celebrate retirement! |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
292 |
The recipe said to sear briefly. |
1.3188 |
0.05141 |
138 |
104 |
24 |
10 |
293 |
I think I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. |
1.3187 |
0.06028 |
91 |
67 |
19 |
5 |
294 |
I think this is the wrong part of the cow. |
1.3185 |
0.05221 |
135 |
102 |
23 |
10 |
295 |
Its almost done. Make sure everyone has a pen, and a lawyer |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
296 |
I've heard Filipinos consider the handle a delicacy. |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
297 |
I need to stop using Alexa to order the groceries |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
298 |
Honey, most people would use a shredder. |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
299 |
Well, it was either this or pay a financial advisor to do it. |
1.3176 |
0.04183 |
148 |
104 |
41 |
3 |
300 |
Honey, I don't think cooking the books is going to help. |
1.3176 |
0.04798 |
148 |
110 |
29 |
9 |
301 |
I've decided to 'cook' the books. |
1.3176 |
0.04602 |
148 |
108 |
33 |
7 |
302 |
Is the salad ready? The books are just about cooked. |
1.3176 |
0.04985 |
148 |
112 |
25 |
11 |
303 |
Was I supposed to remove the casing? |
1.3171 |
0.04941 |
123 |
89 |
29 |
5 |
304 |
Well it's a great new way to make the perfect orange chicken, according to Pinterest. |
1.3163 |
0.05728 |
98 |
72 |
21 |
5 |
305 |
I bought it yesterday. It's an old FBI grill. |
1.3151 |
0.04933 |
146 |
110 |
26 |
10 |
306 |
Omaha steaks? No these are Mutual of Omaha steaks. |
1.3151 |
0.04836 |
146 |
109 |
28 |
9 |
307 |
This explains the raw steaks on my desk. |
1.3130 |
0.05093 |
131 |
98 |
25 |
8 |
308 |
It's a rare case. |
1.3125 |
0.04875 |
144 |
108 |
27 |
9 |
309 |
I'm still not completely sold on the Wall Street Journal's food section. |
1.3125 |
0.05258 |
144 |
112 |
19 |
13 |
310 |
Overcooked it. Now it's too leathery. |
1.3125 |
0.05258 |
144 |
112 |
19 |
13 |
311 |
These frozen accounts are always a little tricky. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
312 |
This cornish game hen is looking more and more like a corinthian leather attache case. |
1.3120 |
0.05005 |
125 |
92 |
27 |
6 |
313 |
My work-life balance is off again. |
1.3120 |
0.05133 |
125 |
93 |
25 |
7 |
314 |
It's an old Enron family recipe |
1.3106 |
0.05173 |
132 |
100 |
23 |
9 |
315 |
My boss said that even my briefcase showed more intelligence. Well,frankly,I don't need that kind of competition. |
1.3101 |
0.05481 |
129 |
100 |
18 |
11 |
316 |
Do you think I should have given them my two weeks notice first? |
1.3099 |
0.04812 |
142 |
106 |
28 |
8 |
317 |
Fergeson won't miss this, he's inside flirting with my wife. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
318 |
That explains the hotdogs in the office. |
1.3071 |
0.05159 |
140 |
108 |
21 |
11 |
319 |
I don't think I'll go back to the office. |
1.3071 |
0.04744 |
140 |
104 |
29 |
7 |
320 |
Do you want dark or white paper? |
1.3047 |
0.05029 |
128 |
96 |
25 |
7 |
321 |
How do you like your audit? |
1.3047 |
0.05268 |
128 |
98 |
21 |
9 |
322 |
Honey, would you go look in the oven and let me know if the shoes are done yet? |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
323 |
It's from my Russia trip. |
1.3047 |
0.05608 |
128 |
101 |
15 |
12 |
324 |
OK I know you have to cook the books but do we have to eat them |
1.3047 |
0.05150 |
128 |
97 |
23 |
8 |
325 |
"Just a hunch, but, see if the steaks are in my desk". |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
326 |
When the cover pops open you know it's done. |
1.3037 |
0.04850 |
135 |
101 |
27 |
7 |
327 |
After a severe grilling, it was beginning to look like an open and shut case. |
1.3037 |
0.05286 |
135 |
105 |
19 |
11 |
328 |
I'm working on a very hot case. |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
329 |
No wonder my boss seemed so happy. I sent the steaks home with him! |
1.3037 |
0.04734 |
135 |
100 |
29 |
6 |
330 |
It's extraneous to my career. Let's see if it has any nutritional value. |
1.3037 |
0.04850 |
135 |
101 |
27 |
7 |
331 |
It looks like this will be another tough case. |
1.3037 |
0.04370 |
135 |
97 |
35 |
3 |
332 |
Grill marks give it a sense of gravitas. |
1.3028 |
0.05607 |
109 |
83 |
19 |
7 |
333 |
Yeah I've been keeping some work on the back-burner. |
1.3025 |
0.05141 |
119 |
89 |
24 |
6 |
334 |
I'll throw on the pager and smartphones when they're done marinating. |
1.3017 |
0.05226 |
116 |
87 |
23 |
6 |
335 |
Perhaps I should have brined it first. |
1.3017 |
0.05081 |
116 |
86 |
25 |
5 |
336 |
We're gonna need more condiments. |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
337 |
The man who mistook his briefcase for a steak. |
1.3016 |
0.05197 |
126 |
96 |
22 |
8 |
338 |
And I found your car keys in the refrigerator! |
1.3016 |
0.04817 |
126 |
93 |
28 |
5 |
339 |
Yes honey, you are picking up notes of leather. |
1.3008 |
0.05282 |
123 |
94 |
21 |
8 |
340 |
Maybe I shouldn't leave it on so long. Last time you said it tasted like shoe leather. |
1.3008 |
0.05529 |
123 |
96 |
17 |
10 |
341 |
The Senator said to give the attache a good grilling. |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
342 |
I love the smell of quarterly reports in the evening. |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
343 |
So where on earth would I have put the burgers? |
1.3008 |
0.05117 |
133 |
102 |
22 |
9 |
344 |
Did I take the Laptop out? |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
345 |
I've always wanted to cook the books. |
1.3008 |
0.04771 |
133 |
99 |
28 |
6 |
346 |
How long until the books are cooked? |
1.3008 |
0.04651 |
133 |
98 |
30 |
5 |
347 |
Are you sure that's what he meant by "cooking books"? |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
348 |
We should change butchers. |
1.2991 |
0.05598 |
117 |
91 |
17 |
9 |
349 |
Thinking of retiring, are you dear? |
1.2991 |
0.05510 |
107 |
81 |
20 |
6 |
350 |
I'm making an amuse-bouche for the company picnic. |
1.2977 |
0.05275 |
131 |
102 |
19 |
10 |
351 |
Five more minutes.. then I'll start the ties. |
1.2977 |
0.04809 |
131 |
98 |
27 |
6 |
352 |
Dibs on the hinges. |
1.2975 |
0.05333 |
121 |
93 |
20 |
8 |
353 |
Is it red or white wine with leather? |
1.2966 |
0.05150 |
118 |
89 |
23 |
6 |
354 |
I fried my hard drive last week. |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
355 |
I don't know either. She threw the report in my briefcase and said, "light a fire under it." |
1.2946 |
0.05324 |
129 |
101 |
18 |
10 |
356 |
Honey, I don't think that's what they mean by 'cooking the books'. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
357 |
My proposal is almost done. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
358 |
I'm afraid that it's coming out too leathery. |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
359 |
He must have ran out of hamburgers and hotdogs! |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
360 |
We'll need ketchup, or this is gonna taste like leather. |
1.2941 |
0.04826 |
119 |
88 |
27 |
4 |
361 |
Well... that explains the smell. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
362 |
Can you bring me the marinated neck ties? |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
363 |
I may have misread the recipe. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
364 |
I think it's time to flip the mergers. |
1.2941 |
0.05384 |
119 |
92 |
19 |
8 |
365 |
I heard it tastes like chicken. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
366 |
It's no longer a cold case. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
367 |
I think the deal is done. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
368 |
In the case, the steak acquires a hint of affluence. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
369 |
Would you mind tossing a salad while I cook the books? |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
370 |
I've always preferred hot dogs with 100% all brief casing. |
1.2941 |
0.05767 |
119 |
95 |
13 |
11 |
371 |
I find it really locks in the flavor. |
1.2941 |
0.05250 |
119 |
91 |
21 |
7 |
372 |
The boss is going to rake me over the coals for this one. |
1.2941 |
0.04971 |
119 |
89 |
25 |
5 |
373 |
Some guests might not want beef, you said, so have chicken in case. |
1.2941 |
0.05515 |
119 |
93 |
17 |
9 |
374 |
Tell me again how cooking the books will keep us out of jail. |
1.2907 |
0.06378 |
86 |
67 |
13 |
6 |
375 |
It is the sacred tradition of the Corporate Raider to never let any part of your prey go to waste. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
376 |
I think it opens when it's done. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
377 |
It'll be done briefly. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
378 |
Now, it's a job well done. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
379 |
Honey, recipe called for brisket not briefcase. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
380 |
The boss said we should cook the books |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
381 |
Let's turn up the heat and break this case wide open. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
382 |
I must have left the steak on my desk. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
383 |
I'm trying to recall the combination to check if it's done. |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
384 |
Work is like steak - it's best when rarely done. |
1.2903 |
0.05700 |
124 |
100 |
12 |
12 |
385 |
Ed, use your words.. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
386 |
Margaret's passive aggressive messages about Phil being a work-a-holic finally started to sink in. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
387 |
Nothing pairs with a fine Trump wine like a prime Trump steak |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
388 |
Did they say they wanted your work well done , or done well? |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
389 |
It would be nice if we had one BBQ without destroying evidence. |
1.2903 |
0.05343 |
124 |
97 |
18 |
9 |
390 |
I think I overcooked it-- feels kind of leathery. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
391 |
Hon, now I'm thinking the shredder would be better. |
1.2903 |
0.04402 |
124 |
90 |
32 |
2 |
392 |
Yes, work does seem to be heating up |
1.2903 |
0.04690 |
124 |
92 |
28 |
4 |
393 |
Oh yeah. Now I remember where I hid it. |
1.2893 |
0.04901 |
121 |
91 |
25 |
5 |
394 |
Argentine beef isn't the same since they've been lobbying to rejoin the emerging-markets index. |
1.2892 |
0.06534 |
83 |
65 |
12 |
6 |
395 |
It pairs well with burnt coffee. |
1.2870 |
0.05104 |
108 |
81 |
23 |
4 |
396 |
They never said anything about grilling the books. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
397 |
You're right, hon. I am thinking about work too much. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
398 |
Well, that explains the two steaks sitting beside my computer. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
399 |
Sorry, I'm still getting the hang of reckless spontaneity. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
400 |
I remember when my dad let me grill my very first wallet. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
401 |
Why not? Your steaks always taste like that. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
402 |
They told me to cook the books. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
403 |
You're the one who said, "Quit your job and do what you truly love." |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
404 |
You say that now, but just wait until I top it off with bacon. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
405 |
Should I get your suit out of the oven? |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
406 |
I need to cook it to beyond a reasonable doubt. |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
407 |
I'll make this brief. |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
408 |
The Boss said to cook the books. |
1.2869 |
0.04866 |
122 |
92 |
25 |
5 |
409 |
How do I tell if the inside is pink? |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
410 |
So that's where its been all winter |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
411 |
Fine. And how was you day? |
1.2869 |
0.05004 |
122 |
93 |
23 |
6 |
412 |
So that's why you invited your boss to our BBQ. |
1.2841 |
0.06036 |
88 |
68 |
15 |
5 |
413 |
Maybe there's a better way to burn the evidence? |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
414 |
How was work today? |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
415 |
How can you tell when your career's done? |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
416 |
Apparently it's supposed to pop open when it's done. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
417 |
And all this time I thought I'd left it in the car. |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
418 |
It's the only way I can destroy my Russian connection |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
419 |
I am sorry, Gladys. I can no longer keep my career on the back burner. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
420 |
...so when I bring in the report on Monday, the boss will say 'Well done!' |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
421 |
Is this how you cook the books? |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
422 |
"How long do you think my boss wants me to cook the books?' |
1.2833 |
0.05574 |
120 |
96 |
14 |
10 |
423 |
This is just to add flavor, the books are already cooked. |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
424 |
I can never tell when the documents are done. |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
425 |
First I marinate it in scotch and Prozac, then season with airline snack mix. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
426 |
What wine do you suppose goes with medium-well corporate tax liability assessment paperwork? |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
427 |
If cooked properly, we should be getting notes of pigskin and saddle leather, along with a delightfully, crispy exterior. |
1.2833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
94 |
18 |
8 |
428 |
How do I know when the inside's cooked? |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
429 |
It's a tough case. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
430 |
Ok, so I don't really know how to cook the books. |
1.2833 |
0.05046 |
120 |
92 |
22 |
6 |
431 |
Just trying to revive a cold case. |
1.2833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
94 |
18 |
8 |
432 |
Times are tough, Muriel, and I'm getting sick of shoes. |
1.2833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
94 |
18 |
8 |
433 |
I know they said don't remove it from the case, but this seems like a strange way to cook sausage. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
434 |
low and slow, that's the secret.... |
1.2809 |
0.05533 |
89 |
67 |
19 |
3 |
435 |
It's supposed to lock in the juices. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
436 |
As soon as it pops open, I apply the glaze. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
437 |
This explains why I opened a chicken breast at the marketing meeting. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
438 |
It wasn't much of a severance package but they did include condiments. |
1.2783 |
0.05174 |
115 |
89 |
20 |
6 |
439 |
Blue Apron's really outdone themselves this time. |
1.2778 |
0.05709 |
108 |
86 |
14 |
8 |
440 |
I have no way to explain this, maybe I should submit it to The New Yorker. |
1.2745 |
0.05771 |
102 |
81 |
14 |
7 |
441 |
Do we really have to have this open casket viewing and cremation ceremony everytime the NYT rejects one of your manuscripts? |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
442 |
Honey, how do you unlock the flavor? |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
443 |
The secret's in the sauce. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
444 |
I know, honey, I can't let anyone see I'm cooking the books |
1.2743 |
0.05657 |
113 |
91 |
13 |
9 |
445 |
It's supposed to make these Trump steaks taste better... |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
446 |
Of course it all depends on the marinade. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
447 |
I'm going to stop drinking after work... |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
448 |
The sauce is the secret. I use Worcestershire, balsamic, cilantro and just a splash of saddle soap. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
449 |
Looks like it's going to turn out way better than last time. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
450 |
You make a good case |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
451 |
Of course I'm not barbecuing a briefcase Helen, this is an attache. |
1.2743 |
0.05067 |
113 |
87 |
21 |
5 |
452 |
Aren't you supposed to take them out of the wrapper when you cook the books? |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
453 |
If I leave it on too long, it tastes like leather. |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
454 |
And you are sure he said to cook the books? |
1.2743 |
0.05795 |
113 |
92 |
11 |
10 |
455 |
I was sure this case would be done by now. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
456 |
Anything but a veggie burger. |
1.2737 |
0.05279 |
95 |
72 |
20 |
3 |
457 |
We bought the wrong kind of buns. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
458 |
Really? You said 'brisket'? |
1.2718 |
0.05552 |
103 |
81 |
16 |
6 |
459 |
You should have seen me grill the witness. |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
460 |
I'm cooking the books. |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
461 |
We're having beefcase |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
462 |
It's Wall Street's answer to the caveman diet. |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
463 |
Another hot case? |
1.2703 |
0.04779 |
111 |
84 |
24 |
3 |
464 |
About that promotion... |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
465 |
Real leather always takes a little longer! |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
466 |
OK ,there's my briefcase . So where are the T-Bone steaks ? |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
467 |
I don't know, honey. This doesn't feel all that therapeutic. |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
468 |
Crap. We're out of cheese. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
469 |
I think my work is done here. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
470 |
Another hard day at work honey? |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
471 |
Attache flambe |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
472 |
I'm all for burning bridges, but that sounds like your iPhone. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
473 |
Maybe I should have marinated it first. |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
474 |
My boss gave it to me- and said "well done". |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
475 |
My paperwork is almost done. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
476 |
We're supposed to flip it when the Dow hits 23,000. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
477 |
Are you sure this is what they meant by "burn after reading"? |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
478 |
Yes, I am going to help them eat their words. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
479 |
I'm going to show you what real leather tastes like! |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
480 |
Ohhh, you wanted BEEF-case-adillas! |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
481 |
All I know is, he said to cook the books. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
482 |
No, if I cook it too long it'll taste like leather |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
483 |
I'm going to need a larger spatula. |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
484 |
This is the last time I'm cooking the books. I swear. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
485 |
My boss says he wants a brief that's well done. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
486 |
If we don't get some money soon, it'll be my Gucci loafers for dinner. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
487 |
It made more sense when I saw it on YouTube. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
488 |
Some people work to eat. I eat my work. |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
489 |
Did you defrost the backpack? |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
490 |
Work well done. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
491 |
Let's party like it's 2008. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
492 |
This way I can count dinner as billable hours. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
493 |
I trust you will find this to be of higher quality than the 'shoe leather' you complained about last time. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
494 |
I'm supposed to keep it on there until it's legal tender |
1.2685 |
0.04853 |
108 |
82 |
23 |
3 |
495 |
For some reason, grilling's become more work than fun. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
496 |
I'm really counting on the sauce to carry this one. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
497 |
I really feel like you need to adjust your work life balance. |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
498 |
It just doesn't seem paleo enough. |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
499 |
Are you sure this is what Martha Stewart meant? |
1.2685 |
0.05675 |
108 |
87 |
13 |
8 |
500 |
I wish the shredder was working. |
1.2685 |
0.05520 |
108 |
86 |
15 |
7 |
501 |
Hmmm, cookin' the books again, eh? |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
502 |
That's not how they cook the books. |
1.2683 |
0.05768 |
82 |
63 |
16 |
3 |
503 |
I need to know if it can take the heat before I use it in court. |
1.2679 |
0.06492 |
56 |
42 |
13 |
1 |
504 |
The boss wants me to cook the books |
1.2667 |
0.05870 |
90 |
71 |
14 |
5 |
505 |
Dinner tonight will be brief. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
506 |
I think this case is done |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
507 |
I asked how he wanted it cooked. He said, "briefly" |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
508 |
So much for a job well done. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
509 |
Our butcher's gotten too corporate. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
510 |
Fine. And how was you day? |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
511 |
Great retirement party. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
512 |
You want files with that? |
1.2642 |
0.06040 |
106 |
88 |
8 |
10 |
513 |
Retirement starts now! |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
514 |
"Should this be an open or closed case"? |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
515 |
I raided the kitchen. This is the only kosher, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan-friendly option I could find. |
1.2642 |
0.05069 |
106 |
82 |
20 |
4 |
516 |
It's a Workburger -- instead of the work consuming me, I consume the work. |
1.2603 |
0.06478 |
73 |
58 |
11 |
4 |
517 |
You said it'd be quick." "NO! I said it'd be brief. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
518 |
No...no...I'm still vegan - it's fake leather. |
1.2596 |
0.04926 |
104 |
80 |
21 |
3 |
519 |
I hope that's not leather. I'm vegan. |
1.2596 |
0.05955 |
104 |
86 |
9 |
9 |
520 |
Simply cooking the books is so passe. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
521 |
I already cooked the books. |
1.2596 |
0.05955 |
104 |
86 |
9 |
9 |
522 |
I got it at Whole Foods. They call it "Brief Steak." |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
523 |
I don't think "office BBQ" means what you think it means. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
524 |
It's work life balance. |
1.2576 |
0.06933 |
66 |
53 |
9 |
4 |
525 |
It's the new cedar plank. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
526 |
Is that what you meant about working on a hot case this summer? |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
527 |
The recipe says the grilling should be brief. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
528 |
The Joneses struggled with work-life balance |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
529 |
You forgot the combination again, didn't you? |
1.2574 |
0.04804 |
101 |
77 |
22 |
2 |
530 |
The judge said my last brief was half-baked. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
531 |
So much for work/life balance. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
532 |
Cooking the books was easier. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
533 |
In this case, I prefer my work well done. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
534 |
You're witnessing the beginning of my retirement. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
535 |
Trust me. These grill marks will impress. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
536 |
I am afraid it is going to be leathery. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
537 |
Let me know when you're ready to flip it, and I'll pull the Rolodex out of the oven. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
538 |
When it pops open, it's done. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
539 |
Now I'm remembering: it's clams that steam open. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
540 |
This makes working on the weekend easier to digest. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
541 |
That explains why there is so much meat on my desk! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
542 |
The rest of him tasted fine. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
543 |
"I'll show your mother what "leather" tastes like"! |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
544 |
100% brief |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
545 |
Well this is rare. |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
546 |
I know I promised to eat my words, but I thought they might taste better smoked. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
547 |
This explains the rack of lamb in the copy machine. Sort of. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
548 |
My boss told me to eat my words. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
549 |
It's well-marbled for a Hugo Boss, don't you think? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
550 |
I hate these business lunches. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
551 |
What sauce goes well with burnout? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
552 |
It should open when it's done - just like clams |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
553 |
When the lock finally broke, I swore I'd give it a Viking funeral. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
554 |
I thought you said “barbecued briefcase.” But, now that you mention it, “barbecued beefsteak” makes more sense. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
555 |
Tell the lawyers their brief's are ready. |
1.2558 |
0.05774 |
86 |
68 |
14 |
4 |
556 |
What wine goes with economic uncertainty? |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
557 |
I wish you'd quit bringing your work home. |
1.2537 |
0.05763 |
67 |
51 |
15 |
1 |
558 |
Honey, your career is on fire! |
1.2537 |
0.06143 |
67 |
52 |
13 |
2 |
559 |
Not quite as satisfying as hiring the band to play Take This Job and Shove It. |
1.2529 |
0.06165 |
87 |
71 |
10 |
6 |
560 |
I'm mixing business with pleasure again. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
561 |
It's supposed to taste like chicken. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
562 |
They say it's done when the latches pop. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
563 |
The grill marks will show that it was a case well done. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
564 |
My career's about to go up in smoke. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
565 |
I wonder if this is how Madoff got started. |
1.2529 |
0.06378 |
87 |
72 |
8 |
7 |
566 |
How will I know when the books inside are cooked? |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
567 |
It's not even real leather so, yes, it IS vegan. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
568 |
This will be a working dinner. |
1.2529 |
0.05715 |
87 |
69 |
14 |
4 |
569 |
How do you like your work? I have already seasoned it with status anxiety, monotony, and just a touch of depression. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
570 |
When my accounting firm wants to "cook the books", we prefer a grill rather than a conventional oven. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
571 |
I really needed a 'well done' somewhere in my day |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
572 |
I was wondering why my hamburger had paper clips in it. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
573 |
How cooked does your boss like his books? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
574 |
It was a cold case. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
575 |
This is going to be a little more serious than the time I burned my draft card. |
1.2525 |
0.05979 |
99 |
82 |
9 |
8 |
576 |
She said put meat in a sauté not attaché. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
577 |
Another job well done... |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
578 |
Baby Back..., St. Louis..., no....Wall Street Style. Dry and without heart. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
579 |
What are you doing?! You're supposed to bake it in the oven. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
580 |
This paleo diet sucks. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
581 |
Your secret family recipe is classified? |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
582 |
Well done is better than well said. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
583 |
I know you said you'd eat your words if it wasn't published, but the whole manuscript? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
584 |
If I am going to have to eat my words, I want them well done. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
585 |
As an attorney, my brief is usually half baked, anyway. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
586 |
"No more cold cases for me". |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
587 |
A job well done. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
588 |
So much better than the microwave. |
1.2525 |
0.05804 |
99 |
81 |
11 |
7 |
589 |
It's a done deal. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
590 |
I didn't think it would be this bad when I didn't make partner. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
591 |
In this family we believe in using every part. |
1.2525 |
0.05979 |
99 |
82 |
9 |
8 |
592 |
The shredder doesn't work. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
593 |
Now that's a brief grilling. |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
594 |
It's so irritating when those small lobbyists fall through the grate. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
595 |
This is a rare case. |
1.2500 |
0.05657 |
88 |
70 |
14 |
4 |
596 |
If you leave these things on the grill for more than five minutes, they wind up tasting like leather. |
1.2500 |
0.05960 |
76 |
60 |
13 |
3 |
597 |
Preparing yourself for tomorrow's subcommittee testimony? |
1.2500 |
0.05690 |
68 |
52 |
15 |
1 |
598 |
I hope it's suffering. |
1.2500 |
0.06786 |
76 |
63 |
7 |
6 |
599 |
Was it Blue Apron or Brown Briefcase? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
600 |
I see you have a handle on the barbecue situation. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
601 |
Barbecuing the books isn't illegal. |
1.2474 |
0.05868 |
97 |
80 |
10 |
7 |
602 |
Give it ten billable minutes per side. |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
603 |
After hearing the news, it soaked in a brine of my tears the whole ride home. |
1.2466 |
0.06405 |
73 |
59 |
10 |
4 |
604 |
It's time to go back to coal, honey. |
1.2462 |
0.07282 |
65 |
54 |
6 |
5 |
605 |
The chef did it, with the spatula, on the deck. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
606 |
It's all about 'Firm to table' now. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
607 |
Honey I brought home the bacon |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
608 |
You could have just told me that you wanted the embossed version. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
609 |
Better email Amazon. I ordered a "case of beef." |
1.2447 |
0.05796 |
94 |
77 |
11 |
6 |
610 |
If you think that's weird....... you should see where I found my keys |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
611 |
Wish I could just remember the goddamned combination. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
612 |
Is this your way of telling me you are retiring? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
613 |
I don't know when this brief will be done. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
614 |
Is this ethically sourced? |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
615 |
My law partner likes his briefs well done. |
1.2442 |
0.05715 |
86 |
69 |
13 |
4 |
616 |
The journey is complete for that cow. |
1.2436 |
0.05824 |
78 |
62 |
13 |
3 |
617 |
It's my own take on en croute- I call it "en valise" |
1.2436 |
0.06370 |
78 |
64 |
9 |
5 |
618 |
Well, that explains the T-Bone on your desk. |
1.2419 |
0.06375 |
62 |
49 |
11 |
2 |
619 |
I splurged this year, Morton. 100% real leather and hormone-free. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
620 |
Yes, it's 100% USDA Grade A brief. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
621 |
Well, how did your family celebrate Labor Day? |
1.2414 |
0.06325 |
87 |
73 |
7 |
7 |
622 |
Is this what they mean by 'cook the books'? |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
623 |
Tell your mother her burger's almost ready. |
1.2414 |
0.06533 |
87 |
74 |
5 |
8 |
624 |
Honey, check my desk for the filets, will you? |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
625 |
And that's how you make a carry-on. |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
626 |
Goodbye, corporate world. Hello, orange apron. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
627 |
It was a raw deal |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
628 |
I'm not sure that Samsonite's getting into genetically modified foods was such a great idea. |
1.2414 |
0.06533 |
87 |
74 |
5 |
8 |
629 |
It's a recipe I learned from my buddy who works in the TSA. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
630 |
Who'd have thought those tapes would end up here... |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
631 |
I think it's time I quit my job. |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
632 |
Now that's a job well-done. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
633 |
I rechecked the recipe. Barbecue beef, not barbecue brief. |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
634 |
I told him his proposal had been moved to the back burner. |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
635 |
The whole office is paperless now. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
636 |
Wait till you see how this locks in the juices. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
637 |
I hope this is what the boss meant by "go cook the books." |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
638 |
Amazing! I didn't realize genetic modification of cattle had gotten this advanced! |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
639 |
He said, "Put it on the back burner. Now." |
1.2414 |
0.06110 |
87 |
72 |
9 |
6 |
640 |
Yes, it's graph-fed. |
1.2414 |
0.05656 |
87 |
70 |
13 |
4 |
641 |
Guess that means the lamb chops are taking a meeting! |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
642 |
I've been cooking the books. |
1.2394 |
0.05836 |
71 |
56 |
13 |
2 |
643 |
I've been looking everywhere for this. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
644 |
This time I thought I'd try grilling the books. |
1.2391 |
0.04731 |
92 |
71 |
20 |
1 |
645 |
No wonder your steaks taste like leather. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
646 |
Almost done... So, what do you serve with a subpoena? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
647 |
I think you're taking the term cook book the wrong way. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
648 |
I got wallets for the kids. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
649 |
We're having male privilege tonight. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
650 |
Planning to eat your words? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
651 |
Harriet, we've got to talk. They told me my career is toast. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
652 |
I said to make roasted beef, not roasted brief. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
653 |
Seriously Sue, tastes like chicken . |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
654 |
I see you're cooking the books again dear... |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
655 |
As I promised you - when this case is done, there will be no others. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
656 |
'Go get the bun' |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
657 |
Aren't you taking Cooking The Books a shade too literally? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
658 |
What's the formula again-- three minutes per side, or 35 seconds per incriminating document? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
659 |
I can’t cook the books, but I can grill ‘em |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
660 |
If this marinade works, tomorrow I'll do a nice pair of wingtips. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
661 |
Cooking the books is so yesterday. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
662 |
Are you sure it feeds eight? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
663 |
"Caution" Handle may be hot! |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
664 |
Is this symbolic or are we really going to eat it? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
665 |
Don't overcook it. It'll taste like leather. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
666 |
Are you sure it'll pop open like a clam? |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
667 |
How do you know when the books are cooked? |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
668 |
Pairs well with the cabinet sauvignon. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
669 |
This is how I create a work-life balance. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
670 |
when the handle falls off it's done. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
671 |
I don't think it pairs well with this red. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
672 |
''Oh, there's my hidden agenda!" |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
673 |
Interesting. I usually put my work on the back burner instead. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
674 |
Not only did I cook the books, I gave them a dry rub. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
675 |
I call dibs on the handle! |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
676 |
This is my last attempt to reopen this cold case. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
677 |
Let's do the Wingtips as a starter |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
678 |
I thought you said you cooked the books before you left the office |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
679 |
Have another glass of wine, Evelyn. The shredder broke, so I'm doing it 'old school'. |
1.2391 |
0.04731 |
92 |
71 |
20 |
1 |
680 |
I said I would eat it when Amazon hit a thousand. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
681 |
What kind of sauce would you like on your derivative? |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
682 |
I think I'll need a bigger spatula. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
683 |
My misteak. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
684 |
Greg asked for his steak well done--I figured he wouldn't know the difference. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
685 |
Step 1 of Summer vacation, complete. |
1.2391 |
0.06059 |
92 |
77 |
8 |
7 |
686 |
The case went cold. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
687 |
I'll show him a job well done |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
688 |
This will end the committee grilling me once and for all! |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
689 |
What an interesting way to hold a wake for your career, dear. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
690 |
The books are almost cooked. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
691 |
Well I believe I am thoroughly burnt out on this job. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
692 |
I've decided to turn up the heat on this case. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
693 |
Honey, we'll need a bigger spatula. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
694 |
I thought I'd try grilling the books for a change. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
695 |
The doctor said it would be good for us if I put work on the back burner for a while |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
696 |
In this case, the grilling time will be brief. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
697 |
I am telling you, the instructions never said to "remove from outer package" |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
698 |
An old accounting recipe—cooking the books. |
1.2391 |
0.06059 |
92 |
77 |
8 |
7 |
699 |
Maybe this isn't the best way to celebrate retiring. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
700 |
My boss likes my work 'well done'. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
701 |
I don't know, the boss said we should keep this case on the fire. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
702 |
Think of it as my sacrifice to the retirement gods. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
703 |
Is this Wellington brief? |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
704 |
I agree. Let's serve the Zinfandel instead of the Malbec. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
705 |
I like the smoky flavor it gives my sandwiches. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
706 |
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to literally "cook them". |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
707 |
I hate bringing work home. It seems like it never gets done. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
708 |
I call it steak attaché. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
709 |
Why does no one ever come to our Labor Day barbecue? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
710 |
It's been a while since my boss complimented me on a job well done. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
711 |
This explains the hamburger at the office. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
712 |
This is starting to feel like work. |
1.2391 |
0.05859 |
92 |
76 |
10 |
6 |
713 |
I'm preparing to be grilled at work tomorrow. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
714 |
You were just as skeptical when I tried sous vide. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
715 |
It said to grill a large aubergine, and that's... oh, wait a minute. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
716 |
It's cheaper to buy the whole accountant, as long you have the freezer space |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
717 |
Are you sure your boss asked you to cook the books? |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
718 |
They asked me to cook the books. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
719 |
It may be done, it's starting to smell like the office. |
1.2361 |
0.05764 |
72 |
57 |
13 |
2 |
720 |
Leather is beef, right? |
1.2361 |
0.06094 |
72 |
58 |
11 |
3 |
721 |
So, when your boss said "cook the books" you actually had no idea what he was talking about, did you? |
1.2360 |
0.06397 |
89 |
76 |
5 |
8 |
722 |
Rough day at the office? |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
723 |
I vowed to do it if I lost the bet, but I didn't say I would eat it raw! |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
724 |
There's nothing I can't barbeque. |
1.2353 |
0.05590 |
68 |
53 |
14 |
1 |
725 |
He says he never said what he said, and to prove it: no tapes exist. Next question. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
726 |
Cooking the books again dear? |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
727 |
AHA ! so this is where I put it. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
728 |
All I know is that the boss said,"cook the books and flip the numbers". |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
729 |
get the kids, it's time for the dinner briefing |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
730 |
It's a Louis Muitton |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
731 |
Ralph, I'm not sure that's what the auditor meant by cooking the books. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
732 |
We are having a cookout. We are definitely not destroying documents. |
1.2299 |
0.05827 |
87 |
72 |
10 |
5 |
733 |
I thought it was a cold case, but maybe not. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
734 |
I'll show him fired. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
735 |
Did you pick a wine with leathery undertones? |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
736 |
Just trust the process. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
737 |
Maybe I should have asked a few more questions when he told me to cook the books. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
738 |
This is NOT what I meant when I asked you to "cook the books"! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
739 |
I was told if I can't remember the launch code burn it! |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
740 |
How do you like your hedge fund? |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
741 |
Just when did our lives become performance art? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
742 |
What wine goes well with regret and failed ambition?...rosé? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
743 |
We really should've hired a professional to cook the books. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
744 |
Did you remember to take your memory pills? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
745 |
The boss said no more half-baked proposals. |
1.2299 |
0.04823 |
87 |
68 |
18 |
1 |
746 |
Ad litem ad libitum. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
747 |
Perhaps this will lighten my case load. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
748 |
Well, that's not going to work... |
1.2299 |
0.06052 |
87 |
73 |
8 |
6 |
749 |
So, is this your first H&R Block party? |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
750 |
No, I will not butterfly this. Case closed. |
1.2295 |
0.05429 |
61 |
47 |
14 |
0 |
751 |
Say what you will, tofu is versatile. |
1.2295 |
0.05911 |
61 |
48 |
12 |
1 |
752 |
These new security precautions are really getting a little out-of-hand. |
1.2267 |
0.05874 |
75 |
61 |
11 |
3 |
753 |
You know, I really should put work on the back-burner for a little. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
754 |
Is it free range? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
755 |
I probably should've marinated it. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
756 |
We better get the DA. This case is too hot to handle. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
757 |
You're right, honey, I shouldn't bring my work home from the office. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
758 |
What time did you say the IRS agent was stopping by? |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
759 |
It'll taste slightly better than the kale salad. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
760 |
Of course it's free-range. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
761 |
You know, those things are full of nitrates. |
1.2235 |
0.06563 |
85 |
74 |
3 |
8 |
762 |
The boss likes all my work to be well-done. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
763 |
Since I quit, this is the first time I've really felt closure. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
764 |
It should be very tender. It's been marinating for six years in guilt and anxiety. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
765 |
They said my ideas were half-baked. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
766 |
Well, that's one less cold case. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
767 |
It’s the most popular shape for lab-grown meat. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
768 |
How did you guess that I failed to make partner? |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
769 |
Well Mr. big shot lawyer, you wanted a hot case, now you've got one. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
770 |
I can't talk now. I'm working on a hot case. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
771 |
I hate it when you bring your tough cases to dinner. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
772 |
Who knew retirement would smell so good? |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
773 |
Happy Retirement! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
774 |
What wine goes best with naugahyde? |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
775 |
It's an acquired taste. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
776 |
As if your leathery steaks weren't bad enough. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
777 |
Having been grilled on the contents of his briefcase, Bill decides to grill it himself. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
778 |
Oh dear...I guess the hot dogs are in the Farnsworth file... |
1.2235 |
0.06121 |
85 |
72 |
7 |
6 |
779 |
You don't eat a lawyer this tasty all at once. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
780 |
It's like a business lunch |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
781 |
You're always bringing work home for dinner. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
782 |
I really wish we had aluminum foil for the potatoes! |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
783 |
Honey, I said put the beefsteak on the grill. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
784 |
I used a garlic salt and saddle soap rub. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
785 |
The guys at work say everyone's self-branding these days. |
1.2235 |
0.06121 |
85 |
72 |
7 |
6 |
786 |
That's what I call a job well done. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
787 |
It's been dry-aged for 25 years. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
788 |
I already told you I'd keep dinner brief. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
789 |
A good marinade covers a multitude of sins. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
790 |
My own recipe — I call it fresh evidence flambé. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
791 |
They say this is the best way to transition to a vegan diet. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
792 |
I wish I had a Man Bun |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
793 |
Now that's how you cook the books. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
794 |
There's nothing worse than turning up on your first day with everything looking brand new |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
795 |
The books are cooked. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
796 |
Honey, I like it rare, so just put it on briefly. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
797 |
I'm thinking grill marks could make me more acceptable to the millennials. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
798 |
Remember when all we could afford was a backpack? |
1.2222 |
0.05316 |
72 |
57 |
14 |
1 |
799 |
How else will I get a "Well Done!" from the boss? |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
800 |
You know it's done when it opens up. |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
801 |
Aren't you supposed to take the books out of your briefcase before you cook them? |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
802 |
He said they he can't eat it, he is allergic to anything work related. |
1.2209 |
0.06055 |
86 |
73 |
7 |
6 |
803 |
So, I guess you're saying I'm better at my day job. |
1.2203 |
0.06427 |
59 |
48 |
9 |
2 |
804 |
Marge, this is what happens when you grocery shop at Amazon. |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
805 |
The Comey tapes? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
806 |
Do you think it needs more time? My boss said, "Well done on the case." |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
807 |
Now our grill is tax deductible. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
808 |
Dear, perhaps it would be safer if you cooked the books at the office. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
809 |
I figured since we've failed cooking salmon in parchment, foil and those special plastic bags, this might work |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
810 |
Just testing for Consumer Reports. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
811 |
For 30 years, I dreamed of a symbolic gesture to perform at my retirement party. I guess I was imagining it with a soundtrack and cheering. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
812 |
Grilled Case-adillas almost done. |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
813 |
"Will pairing my last Chateau Margaux with a simple Samsonite make me seem fun and whimsical or pretentious? |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
814 |
I was hoping to keep this dinner strictly professional. |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
815 |
I asked them for a repeat on that, and they very clearly told me to "cook the books" . |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
816 |
For the last time Margret, I don't need to get my eyes checked...now can you check the temperature of the beef brisket? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
817 |
Well, that's the last time I ask for the most expensive cut |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
818 |
Just preparing for tomorrow's grilling. |
1.2195 |
0.07418 |
41 |
33 |
7 |
1 |
819 |
Now it's time to grill the witness. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
820 |
This must be how the Donner party lived. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
821 |
I hate eating my words. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
822 |
Medium rare opens the lock |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
823 |
...no, that doesn't look right either...this cooking the books thing is going to be harder than I thought... |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
824 |
No can do, hon. Medium-rare was fifteen minutes ago. |
1.2188 |
0.06481 |
64 |
53 |
8 |
3 |
825 |
BRIEFLY NOTED Brenda and Ed's second date was not a raging success. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
826 |
There goes the evidence. |
1.2188 |
0.06853 |
64 |
54 |
6 |
4 |
827 |
I'm going for the distressed look. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
828 |
Could you get my oven mitt? The handle is facing the wrong way. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
829 |
So then I thought: what would Paleo look like, updated from an HR perspective? |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
830 |
Friday at last. I'm done. Well done. More wine please. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
831 |
If it came from a cow, I can cook it. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
832 |
Do we have tenderizer? |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
833 |
Directions were to burn after reading. I'd rather saute them in butter with garlic, onions, and portabella mushrooms. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
834 |
Should we tell General Flynn he left his briefcase? |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
835 |
Should be done briefly. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
836 |
Are you sure this how you cook the books |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
837 |
While Sally never thought Dick was particularly "happy" working in arbitrage, she was starting to see signs that he might be profoundly "unhappy". |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
838 |
This brief is well-done. |
1.2152 |
0.04653 |
79 |
62 |
17 |
0 |
839 |
So how do I know when the books are cooked? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
840 |
It's called "Connecticut barbecue." |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
841 |
I'm not sure that's what your boss meant by 'Cook the books.' |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
842 |
I left my watch in the briefcase, so I don't know when to turn it. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
843 |
It would have been easier to eat my hat. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
844 |
I don't think that's what your boss meant by cook the books. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
845 |
No good. it's naugahyde |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
846 |
My boss ordered me to take home the account records and cook them. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
847 |
Day 3 of hiding in the Cyclops' blind spot... he's found my emergency beefcase. God I love wine. |
1.2152 |
0.06155 |
79 |
67 |
7 |
5 |
848 |
I told you, it's a working vacation. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
849 |
Either I cook the books or the kids go to public school. |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
850 |
Honey, I don't think this is what that nice Mr. Corleone meant when he insisted that you cook the books. |
1.2152 |
0.04990 |
79 |
63 |
15 |
1 |
851 |
It's a Russian recipe. It says to turn the case over to a special counsel |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
852 |
It's a secret recipe. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
853 |
Let's just say my life is medium done. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
854 |
When my boss said, 'Keep this case on the front burner.' I'm not sure this is what he meant. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
855 |
I saw it on an episode of Breaking Bad. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
856 |
I normally try not to bring work home with me, but the steaks are too high in this case. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
857 |
Thirty years of torture in that hell hole - now it's your turn. |
1.2152 |
0.06413 |
79 |
68 |
5 |
6 |
858 |
It does look like an open casket but I fail to see the irony. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
859 |
I told you six minutes a side was going to be too long. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
860 |
Cooking the books again, are we? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
861 |
Ok, don't turn this over or turn the heat down until you see actual flames coming from underneath, and I'll go keep the police company. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
862 |
The boss said it's cook the books or go to jail. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
863 |
How do you like your Habeus Corpus? Rare? |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
864 |
He never says my work is well done. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
865 |
Boss told me that my memo was half baked. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
866 |
You'll probably find a large T-bone steak in the hall closet. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
867 |
Maybe it was "beef" instead "brief" . . . |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
868 |
Last summer we cooked the books. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
869 |
We can't afford to eat at the Trump Grille. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
870 |
It's time to turn the heat up on the case |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
871 |
No...I'm pretty sure I told you to order Omaha steaks, not stakes in Mutual of Omaha. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
872 |
The trick is to cook the earnings report, but not burn the briefcase. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
873 |
Don't worry honey, I'll make it breif. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
874 |
Well, it did come off a cow. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
875 |
You know it's done when the lock snaps open. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
876 |
To look at it you wouldn't know it was grass-fed. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
877 |
It's done when the bottom line isn't red. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
878 |
I didn't cook the numbers...They're just lightly seared. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
879 |
This way I can write off lunch as a business expense. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
880 |
What is your point, It comes from a cow. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
881 |
I don't tell you how to bake your attaché. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
882 |
Do you like your fish attache'd. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
883 |
Well, that's another merger on the Barbie. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
884 |
I'm trying out a new summer recipe for cooking the books. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
885 |
It should go well with a red valise. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
886 |
In a moment of over-worked confusion, I mistook a job done well for a job well done. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
887 |
After about ten minutes, you marinate it with your own tears. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
888 |
Doing great, Honey. Now practice again: "Do you want fries with that?" |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
889 |
This explains why I only had a hamburger with me for the meeting this morning. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
890 |
Don't know how it works but Donald said it's a tremendous way to avoid paying taxes |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
891 |
Our secrets are safe...and well done. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
892 |
You will need more smoke and some mirrors to hide the ties to Russia. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
893 |
I think I left the rib eyes at the budget meeting, so... |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
894 |
Oh dear. This means that someone in an Uber is grilling our hamburgers. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
895 |
What makes you think they're doing cut backs at the office? |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
896 |
I thought you said you were working on a grueling case. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
897 |
So hard to tell if the subpoenas are done. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
898 |
Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
899 |
Not imitation leather again! |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
900 |
Start with a gluten-free, vegan leather, Attache Case and marinate it overnight in Dijon, garlic, rosemary, lemon juice and zest, and crushed red pepper. After grilling, remove hardware and serve with Kosher salt and cracked pepper! |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
901 |
Ya gonna need a bigger glass Maude. I'm barbequing a briefcase for crying out loud |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
902 |
I never imagined that we would be the metaphor for middle class wastefulness and corruption. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
903 |
They figured out that eating them is hands down the best way to recycle them. |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
904 |
I'm looking for an internal temperature of 451 degrees. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
905 |
I just think grill marks will make me look cool at meetings. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
906 |
I think the grill-marks idea is pure marketing brilliance... |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
907 |
Our portfolio is really heating up! |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
908 |
This deal is done. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
909 |
Were you fired? |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
910 |
The aged leather gives it a distinctive flavor. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
911 |
I think my work here is done. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
912 |
I've never cooked the books before. When do you flip them? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
913 |
Best with a white, a red, or a secretary? |
1.2099 |
0.06013 |
81 |
69 |
7 |
5 |
914 |
Remember, only flip it once or it'll be too dry and tough. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
915 |
Honey I think the Smith's are vegan. |
1.2097 |
0.06560 |
62 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
916 |
It may be a little tough, but sirloin was $25 a pound. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
917 |
Uh...no more wine for me, Doris. |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
918 |
I did think it was strange for a steak to have a handle... |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
919 |
I got the recipe from The Wall Street Journal. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
920 |
You think this is weird? Wait till you see what's inside. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
921 |
For a change, I thought we'd barbecue the books this year. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
922 |
I think you've finally nailed the pairing for the leathery tannins in this Zinfandel. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
923 |
I think 451 is about medium high. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
924 |
Weekend work is supposed to be done well. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
925 |
You got a problem with me cooking the books? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
926 |
Maybe this isn't what the accountant meant by "cook the books." |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
927 |
The boss ordered me to 'cook the books', but this doesn't seem right. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
928 |
Well that's putting your money where your mouth is. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
929 |
Beef case |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
930 |
You eat what you kill. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
931 |
This is the only thing I can find that is gluten free. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
932 |
Two more minutes and I'll look like a seasoned professional. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
933 |
Funny how this huge piece of tofu looks like a briefcase! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
934 |
Certainly you've heard of cooking the books ... |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
935 |
I don't see what grilling the foreign attaché will accomplish. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
936 |
You want your job well done? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
937 |
"Go ahead and cook the books," they said. "An inside job; keep it quiet." But I couldn't imagine doing this in the kitchen. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
938 |
Should we cook the books as a side dish. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
939 |
It's a really secret recipe. |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
940 |
Well how else would you like me to cook the books? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
941 |
Our CEO whispered in my ear ‘Go cook the books.’ |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
942 |
Fire the man who hired this cartoonist! |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
943 |
My father said it would never put food on the table. |
1.2078 |
0.05944 |
77 |
65 |
8 |
4 |
944 |
But all we have is a Merlot. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
945 |
I know it's "BBQ in a Box", but I still think we missed a step or two... |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
946 |
To think, when I was a bachelor I used to microwave these. |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
947 |
Oh my God!! Professor Finckle has just left here carrying my prime rib! |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
948 |
I'm thinking the grill design might set a new trend. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
949 |
Well, the memo did say 'B.Y.O.B.', didn't it? |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
950 |
Fuck you, Jerry, you'll cook what I bring home, now grill the damned briefcase. |
1.2059 |
0.06130 |
68 |
57 |
8 |
3 |
951 |
The hot dogs are Nathan's; the briefcase is Hermes. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
952 |
I'm waiting for the internal temperature to reach 451. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
953 |
My boss said to cook up some ideas |
1.2034 |
0.06295 |
59 |
49 |
8 |
2 |
954 |
So this is how you burn new files onto your laptop |
1.2031 |
0.05537 |
64 |
52 |
11 |
1 |
955 |
The documents inside are still rare. |
1.2031 |
0.06370 |
64 |
54 |
7 |
3 |
956 |
My job is a medium rarely well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
957 |
Plausible deniability if anyone asks if we cooked the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
958 |
Yes, it's the healthcare bill, but I can't show it to you till it's done. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
959 |
Retirement has a bitter taste. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
960 |
It's a brief quesadilla. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
961 |
Another assignment, well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
962 |
Honey, there's a better way to get rid of evidence. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
963 |
And that is how you end a career. Dinner in 5! |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
964 |
The boss said "well done" and handed it back to me! |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
965 |
My boss says that I need to turn the heat up on my work. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
966 |
My career is officially toast. Cheers? |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
967 |
I am afraid this one is going to be leathery also. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
968 |
They said take the books home and cook them. |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
969 |
Don't worry, it's vegan. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
970 |
I heard that this is the way the President's lawyers prepare their briefs. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
971 |
I still don't think this makes it a business expense |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
972 |
I was told to cook the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
973 |
It's one hundred percent pure brief |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
974 |
Here's to a job well done ... and done well. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
975 |
I burned my bridges, so I might as well finish the job. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
976 |
Another career goes up in smoke. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
977 |
That is an odd interpretation of BYOB. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
978 |
And they said I couldn't mix business with pleasure. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
979 |
Bye Bye Trump tapes! |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
980 |
Guess I've taken this paleo thing too far. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
981 |
Plausible deniability dear. We did not cook the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
982 |
Is this how you cook the books? |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
983 |
People used to get fired in person. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
984 |
Sirloin, leather. The way I cook, what's the difference! |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
985 |
It's very rare that any work I bring home over the weekend is well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
986 |
It's still ticking. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
987 |
At least it's boneless. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
988 |
It's a beefcase, get it? Beef instead of brief. Did I do the dad joke thing right? Ah, who am I kidding. I'm just a stupid cycloptic sex android you built in your garage and that's all I'll ever be. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
989 |
I think it calls for a Malbec. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
990 |
He told me I better start taking some work home and "Get cooking." |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
991 |
Labor Day BBQ already |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
992 |
Well I'm not eating the evidence without cooking it first! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
993 |
Darling, would you mind seeing if the rump roast is on my desk? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
994 |
Honey, I'm doing this in case you can't handle the raw truth. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
995 |
That's how they ship the Kobe beef and I forgot the combination |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
996 |
It's the modernized version of the Paleo diet. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
997 |
Sorry, Martha, I forgot you're a vegan now. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
998 |
Look, until the annuity turns around it's this or whatever nuts and berries we can find in the park. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
999 |
Look at it this way...I may have gotten fired but now they can't say I never did a job well done. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1000 |
I thought I'd try the sauce from Office Depot. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1001 |
Are you sure we have to do this Hillary, Loretta assured me, it's no longer an Investigation, just a Matter! |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1002 |
It's a secret Russian recipe. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1003 |
Who knew it took so long to cook the books. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1004 |
It's a recipe from the guy at work who cooks our books. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1005 |
The quarterly report is inside. My boss told me to cook the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1006 |
How do I know when to flip it? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1007 |
With enough ketchup, anything tastes great. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1008 |
It's going to take more tenderizer than we own. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1009 |
Honey, you're supposed to take the bacon out of the briefcase |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1010 |
I suddenly realize why your legal briefings are always greasy |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1011 |
This is a hint, isn't it? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1012 |
What makes you think my lawyer has been here today? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1013 |
When I told Eric to bring a case, this was not what I had in mind. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1014 |
I don't know about this new passion for briefsteaks... |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1015 |
Your work seems to be getting in the way. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1016 |
This may work, but I still think the NSA has this information stored differently. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1017 |
Well then ...where's the beef? |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1018 |
I liked it better when we only had to cook the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1019 |
This is stupid |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1020 |
It's a rare brief. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1021 |
The buns don't hold up and they are never big enough. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1022 |
Even my lawyers said this case was too hot to handle |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1023 |
I still don't understand what's to be gained from cooking the books. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1024 |
The recipe states that cook time will be brief. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1025 |
Five more minutes. The quarterly reports were still pink. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
1026 |
This would have been easier sous vide |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1027 |
I never asked how long the books needed to be cooked. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1028 |
This is a lot easier than cooking the books. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1029 |
It's Kobe brief. |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
1030 |
Can you run down to Staples and pick up a decent bottle of red? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1031 |
Honey, the label said "Genuine Calf." |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1032 |
A well done brief is rare. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1033 |
I've heard of smoking guns, but ... |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1034 |
You know Sarah can't eat that? She's vegan. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1035 |
I guarantee you'll like it better than my shoe. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1036 |
You go back inside and finish the cole slaw. I've got a handle on this. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1037 |
That's it. We lay off the vino. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1038 |
The profits are still a little red on the inside. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1039 |
Siri recommends Pinot Noir as a fine pairing with barbequed brief case. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1040 |
Boss insisted the Jenkins case be well done and closed by tomorrow morning. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1041 |
Tell my boss his damn report is done - well done! |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1042 |
No, I expect the judge to compliment me on a case well done. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1043 |
My boss said he was going to lite a fire under my case to get things going, so I thought I'd beat him to the punch. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1044 |
So, I must have left the steaks at the office. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1045 |
Sorry. I was thinking about how to grill witnesses. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1046 |
I've just been feeling like a burnt-out case. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1047 |
It pairs beautifully with an earthy deposition. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1048 |
Whoever said the rich can't eat money simply lacked imagination. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1049 |
I'm firing myself. |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
1050 |
Cooking the books this way seals in the moisture and the long-term capital gains. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1051 |
Honey, did you put a backpack in the microwave for the kids? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1052 |
It's Trump brand, so it has to be good! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1053 |
How do you like the end of my career - well done, rare or burnt to a crisp! |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1054 |
I said BEEF, not brief. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1055 |
When it opens, its ready. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
1056 |
Honey, I told you not to bring your work home. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1057 |
My boss told me there was a lot at steak on this project. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1058 |
Italian leather is the new Kobe beef? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1059 |
The Senior Partner likes his case law well done ... |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1060 |
How hungry are you? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1061 |
I thought it would be easier working for President Trump. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1062 |
I think I have a handle on it |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1063 |
My boss said to cook the books if we get audited, but I don't see how that will help. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1064 |
Well... it was a steer once. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1065 |
I'm sorry I can't see anything without my glasses. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1066 |
You still have to go to work, Marty. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1067 |
Could I be suffering from burnout? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1068 |
Even on the weekends, my work is never done. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1069 |
I know I'm only supposed to cook the books, but just to be safe... |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
1070 |
I am trying to cook my raw, unbridled ideas into something meatier that will make people salivate with anticipation. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1071 |
Books just about cooked. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1072 |
The boss wants me to cook the books |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1073 |
are you cooking the books again? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1074 |
If cooking the books is wrong, then I don't want to be right. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1075 |
As suspected: the boss's proposal is all sizzle, no steak. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1076 |
This means that big steak is still on the kitchen counter. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1077 |
Have you seen my glasses, darling? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1078 |
Oh yeah - THAT'S where I hid the money. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1079 |
I said, cook the sausages briefly in the case. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1080 |
I told you honey it's all I know how to do. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1081 |
On second thought, a full-bodied Merlot might be a more appropriate choice. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1082 |
This is the way they always contact me. Suddenly there's a briefcase and I have another company to audit. |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
1083 |
I want my boss to say this project is well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1084 |
Did Doug say he wanted the project done well or well done? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1085 |
Cooking the books just didn't go far enough. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1086 |
It's my Friday evening version of a job well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1087 |
I like my work well done. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1088 |
I think the brief is done. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1089 |
Oh great, Italian again? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1090 |
'Well, I'll be damned! I thought I left that at the titty bar.' |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1091 |
You'be heard of the caveman diet? This is the corporate executive diet. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1092 |
Is this what Trump meant by "cooking the books"? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1093 |
Grill a brief, toast a witness. file a tort, lawyer stuff. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1094 |
Local sourcing makes all the difference. |
1.2027 |
0.06376 |
74 |
64 |
5 |
5 |
1095 |
So after I finish cooking the books, you can bake the changes in. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1096 |
If you would stop flipping your portfolio and invest long term we might be able to make some money . |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1097 |
I think my work is done. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1098 |
It's a hot case |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1099 |
Actually, it's a recipe from the Wall Street Journal's Cooking Section. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1100 |
I was asked to stop bringing in half-cooked ideas. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1101 |
I couldn't afford a regular midlife crisis. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1102 |
Does the cheese go on top or inside? |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1103 |
Once it's browned on both sides, it takes another hour for the data in the fiscal reports to be cooked. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1104 |
In case you're wondering, the barbecued brief is almost done |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1105 |
Eat, sleep and breathe work. That's what the new boss said. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1106 |
With the price of beef what it is, I just thought... ." |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1107 |
It's hormone free. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1108 |
Can you make room for my bra? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1109 |
Can you double check the recipe? This still looks like a briefcase. |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
1110 |
it contains 15,000 mega bites which should feed the crowd |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
1111 |
So you're saying I need to improve my work-life balance? |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
1112 |
At least we'll still have our shoes. |
1.1964 |
0.06941 |
56 |
48 |
5 |
3 |
1113 |
Henry, next time you cook the books, at least marinade them first. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
1114 |
Your right Gwen. I think I have been working too hard. |
1.1961 |
0.06275 |
51 |
42 |
8 |
1 |
1115 |
I believe we found Trumps tax returns. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1116 |
Who is DJT? |
1.1944 |
0.06452 |
72 |
63 |
4 |
5 |
1117 |
The guys at the office say more than three minutes a side and it'll taste like shoe leather. |
1.1944 |
0.06452 |
72 |
63 |
4 |
5 |
1118 |
I'm cooking the books.... Do we want it Enron, Worldcom or something in the middle like Tesco? |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
1119 |
"It's the new spam". |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1120 |
It has to be heated to Fahrenheit 451. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
1121 |
I told him his proposal has been moved to the front burner. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1122 |
Put it on the back burner. Put it on the grill. What's the difference? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1123 |
Over easy. Case closed. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1124 |
Bobby's hiding his porn again. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1125 |
If the steak tastes like leather, so be it. |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1126 |
It's not how you balance a budget -- it's how you cook the books. |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
1127 |
It was a rough day, but I remembered to pick up the ground beef. Why do you ask? |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1128 |
You want it leathery on the outside, but still papery in the middle. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1129 |
'Work hard, play hard.' I always manage to blur that line. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1130 |
On second thought, I think I'll just drink and breathe my job. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
1131 |
That explains the uncooked meat on my desk. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
1132 |
You just couldn't leave it at the office, could you Ted? |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
1133 |
What pairs well with urban angst? |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
1134 |
Do you think the FBI will care if it's scorched? |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1135 |
I am not preoccupied with my job. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1136 |
I know he said to keep cooking the books like we did last month. But not firing up the grill in this weather would be a crime. |
1.1935 |
0.05058 |
62 |
50 |
12 |
0 |
1137 |
Thank goodness it's not alligator. The animal rights people would be all over us. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1138 |
You'll see. It'll taste better grilled. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1139 |
I can't help but bring work home. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1140 |
'Grilling the briefcase' sounds tastier than 'cooking the books.' |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1141 |
I think it will take more than BBQ flavor to enhance your career. |
1.1930 |
0.06352 |
57 |
48 |
7 |
2 |
1142 |
If this won't flip it, let's go with Trump's approach and try waterboarding. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1143 |
Sorry, I left the hamburgers at the office. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1144 |
It's a working vacation.. |
1.1930 |
0.05838 |
57 |
47 |
9 |
1 |
1145 |
My report will be well done. |
1.1930 |
0.06827 |
57 |
49 |
5 |
3 |
1146 |
I'm thinking the recipe may have said 'brisket.' |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1147 |
I'm hoping this will help the board stomach our latest earnings report. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1148 |
Ernie was reluctant to put his work on the back burner. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
1149 |
Honey, so you are saying this will put your Q4 revenue in the black? |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1150 |
The way I see it, it's only highly processed beef. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
1151 |
...and leaving your work at the office was not an option? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1152 |
Do you want your career rare or well-done? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1153 |
Since law school, I've always wanted a case well done. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1154 |
This is one way to become an executive chef. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1155 |
I only buy 100% grass-fed brief. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1156 |
Your mother left us her recipes. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1157 |
Portobello? I thought you asked for portfolio. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1158 |
The Case & the Missing Burgers |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1159 |
If this doesn't kill that Virus, nothing will. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1160 |
Should I flip it? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1161 |
Well, at least I caught it myself. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1162 |
Well, they said my efficiency report was half baked. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1163 |
I hate Donald Trump. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1164 |
I'm afraid my cooking the books at work is starting to come home with me. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1165 |
I don't care if beef prices are insane right now--I want a damn steak! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1166 |
It gives the steak that new leather smell. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1167 |
Honey, it's always burn "after" reading, not before. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
1168 |
I thought we talked about taking your work home with you. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1169 |
As a senior accountant I would have thought you knew what "cooking the books" really meant. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1170 |
Any one can bring work home. But, if you want it well done, you have to grill it yourself. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1171 |
Here's to a job well done! |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1172 |
The only way I'm going to win this case is with a well-done brief. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1173 |
Won't be any tougher that the steaks you grilled last week. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1174 |
Happy retirement, honey. Well done. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1175 |
The warranty says it's indestructible |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1176 |
It's gluten-free though, right? |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1177 |
Oh my gosh, you're right, that means I left the steaks on my IRS lawyer's desk. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1178 |
This is how we cook the books |
1.1884 |
0.06618 |
69 |
61 |
3 |
5 |
1179 |
I'd promised Bill they'd stay together, but the crematorium refused. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1180 |
So this is where it was the whole time! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1181 |
I always get burned by these hard cases. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1182 |
I'm not a fan of skinless franks; I prefer them in a case. |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1183 |
What the hell was I thinking? |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1184 |
I'll show my boss a job well-done... |
1.1884 |
0.06288 |
69 |
60 |
5 |
4 |
1185 |
The boss said this work better be well done! |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1186 |
I put a lot of work into this meal |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1187 |
'It's dry-aged brief' |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1188 |
Surely the books must be cooked by now? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1189 |
Why can't we just shred like the neighbors? |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1190 |
'He said he wanted all parts of my job well done.' |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1191 |
I know the boss said cook the books but this is a bit ridiculous. |
1.1875 |
0.06425 |
48 |
40 |
7 |
1 |
1192 |
Performance review, my foot! I'll show them "rarely done well". |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
1193 |
I've got this handled, why don't you make the salad. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1194 |
Here goes my lunch bag! |
1.1852 |
0.06515 |
54 |
46 |
6 |
2 |
1195 |
Remind me. Do you remove the shell when you cook the books? |
1.1852 |
0.05955 |
54 |
45 |
8 |
1 |
1196 |
What am I supposed to do with this spatula? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1197 |
Nothing like the smell of smoked shares |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1198 |
I'm just hopeless at this. Honey maybe you should make dinner? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1199 |
Blue Apron offers brief recipes but this is too literal for my taste. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
1200 |
I see Charlie's back from Russia. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
1201 |
The say if the grilling doesn't pop the case, don't eat the contents. |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1202 |
This business lunch thing has gone too far. |
1.1833 |
0.05570 |
60 |
50 |
9 |
1 |
1203 |
How do you like your nauga? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1204 |
Sure, real leather is more expensive, but it's worth it. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1205 |
I have a feeling it's going to taste like leather. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1206 |
I'm so tired of work eating me up. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1207 |
Tell me again, honey. How many lawyers to flip a burger? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1208 |
Amazon said this was a Trump steak! |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1209 |
There goes my stake in the company. |
1.1818 |
0.06445 |
66 |
58 |
4 |
4 |
1210 |
Just like your mother-in-law. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1211 |
I'll show them 'gluten-free' |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1212 |
You can't just delete top secret documents. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1213 |
Maybe Gordon Ramsay was just being ironic |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1214 |
It's called exposure therapy. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1215 |
I don't want to over cook it and have it taste like leather. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1216 |
And I thought I left it on the train |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1217 |
Because my boss wouldn't fit. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1218 |
They asked me to cook the books. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1219 |
It was either this or getting my feet held to the fire. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1220 |
Y'know, what I'm really craving is loafers. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1221 |
I can't stick a fork in it, it's like leather. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1222 |
The contents are quite rare. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1223 |
Doing case work on the weekend sucks. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1224 |
So - - how would you like your books cooked? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1225 |
Steaks are so expensive it was cheaper to just cook the money |
1.1818 |
0.06445 |
66 |
58 |
4 |
4 |
1226 |
And when it opens, the books have been cooked. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1227 |
I think your boss will get the message. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1228 |
Shouldn't we shred the books before we cook them? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1229 |
"Where did you get the buns? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1230 |
Looks like all sizzle and no steak. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1231 |
THERE MUST BE ANEASIER WAY TO COOK THE BOOKS |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1232 |
A man's work is never done. |
1.1818 |
0.06797 |
66 |
59 |
2 |
5 |
1233 |
Well, I'm an accountant and it's time to cook the books. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1234 |
"This might be a little chewy" ! |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1235 |
I'm cooking the books, dear. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1236 |
I have work to do. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1237 |
I'm just warming up my briefs. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1238 |
Y'know, I think I just remembered where I left my briefcase. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1239 |
I literally JUST flipped it, Deb. Get off my briefcase. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1240 |
I hope we have barbeque sauce. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1241 |
Another job well done... |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1242 |
But honey, the Blue Apron instructions didn't say anything about opening it. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1243 |
No matter what we do, it'll still taste like tofu. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1244 |
For dessert, we have a delicious manila envelope pudding. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1245 |
I'd like my liabilities on the side, honey. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1246 |
The clerk said this style goes with anything, so today I'm trying teriyaki marinade. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1247 |
Grill marks always rattle opposing counsel. |
1.1818 |
0.06445 |
66 |
58 |
4 |
4 |
1248 |
It won't be the first time I cooked a case. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1249 |
In case you're wondering, it'll be brief. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1250 |
I'm cooking the books. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1251 |
"It's a Kobe brief-case, suppose to be really tender"! |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1252 |
I think Amazon sent the wrong Prime. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1253 |
I'm not sure if the boss meant it literally when he said he wanted the case well done. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1254 |
How do you like your books cooked? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1255 |
I am keeping an eye on it. I hate it when it gets too leathery. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1256 |
According to the boss, I'm supposed to "cook the books." |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1257 |
...I guess that means I left the patties on my desk. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1258 |
Who says you can't have your case and eat it too? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1259 |
It's called reclaimed beef. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1260 |
" My presentation is just getting warmed up. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1261 |
This one is cooking much better than the tablet. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1262 |
Looks like it's time to smother the secrets in the secret sauce. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1263 |
Are you sure it's free range? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1264 |
It's filet million. I have to flip it right before it bursts. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1265 |
We need more life balance... |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1266 |
Tom says this really locks in the juices. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1267 |
When the boss told me to cook the books, I forgot to ask him how long. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1268 |
And the best part is, it's vegan! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1269 |
Tax lawyers never get the juicy cases. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1270 |
Word is the new boss is a foodie, so I adding some nice grill marks. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1271 |
Just flip it |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1272 |
Honey, it was bad enough when you brought your work to bed. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1273 |
I'm afraid the handle's going to be underdone. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1274 |
Filet mignon has to be handled with respect. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1275 |
Not exactly what I expected when you said "retirement party, " Nancy. |
1.1818 |
0.06445 |
66 |
58 |
4 |
4 |
1276 |
I wish that when he said, 'Get rid of it--eat it if you have to!' he had suggested a seasoning or sauce. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1277 |
The boss said I need to bring the heat. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1278 |
Get a grip Harold, I said beef not brief for heaven's sake! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1279 |
This is my contribution to relaxed Fridays. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1280 |
Are you sure you ordered the beef case special? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1281 |
Your suppose to grill the clients dear, not the case... |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1282 |
That's the last time I make a bet with you on a presidential election. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1283 |
Now that is work well done. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1284 |
Every time You grill it tastes like leather. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1285 |
sure it's cruel, but who uses these things anymore anyway? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1286 |
It'll be done briefly. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1287 |
After all, you are on vacation. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1288 |
But how do you know when the books are fully cooked? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1289 |
No no. I said brief taste! |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1290 |
Hmm, I thought I smelled an attorney. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1291 |
My only option was to cook the books |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1292 |
'My boss insisted that this project be well-done.' |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1293 |
I want my briefcase to display the stigmata of our suburban existence. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1294 |
Well....technically it is from a cow, so ......why not? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1295 |
Don't grill too long--the mortgage papers should be slightly bloody. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1296 |
It's a bit leathery |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1297 |
Don't Forget the Tenderizer. The Last One Was quite Tough. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1298 |
You're going to need a bigger spatula! |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1299 |
Are you sure there are no copies in the cloud? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1300 |
I couldn't find the shredder. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1301 |
I feel like a burnt-out case. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1302 |
It's grass-fed leather. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1303 |
So, did your boss tell you to cook the books? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1304 |
Work has been medium well today. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1305 |
I like a job well done. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1306 |
Did I really say "I'll eat my work if I'm wrong?" |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1307 |
"Are you sure this is what they meant when they said 'cook the books'"? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1308 |
It comes from Russia — it needs grilling. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1309 |
Pork folio? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1310 |
My work is almost done. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1311 |
That's vegan leather, right? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1312 |
Hurry up, those books won't cook themselves! |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1313 |
I told you.. my job is at steak. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1314 |
Boss told me that my work was half baked. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1315 |
They said you'd have to work through dinner when they hired you. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1316 |
Cooking the books? Of course! That's what they hire me for. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1317 |
What kind of wine is this again? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1318 |
I think we should have marinated it. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1319 |
3 minutes and counting until implosion- what would James Bond do? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1320 |
Can you think of a better way to destroy the evidence? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1321 |
Sometimes cooking the books is not enough. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1322 |
I think we're going to need more tenderizer |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1323 |
Maybe my work-life balance really is an issue, honey. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1324 |
I wanna make sure it's fireproof. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1325 |
Do you suppose this is what my boss meant when he told me to cook the books? |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1326 |
They keep telling me my resume needs more sizzle. |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1327 |
There is a possibility that the boss asked for beefsteak and not briefcase. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1328 |
Honey, you really need to separate work from home life. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1329 |
Handle's mine. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
1330 |
It doesn't appear to be working. |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
1331 |
It's a business lunch. |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
1332 |
So I guess the burgers are in Conference Room C...? |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1333 |
After all, they did hire me on the strength of my ability to cook the books. |
1.1791 |
0.06354 |
67 |
59 |
4 |
4 |
1334 |
A job well done. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1335 |
Uh-oh. So much for the genuine rawhide. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1336 |
It's like my career was: I'll just know when it's done. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1337 |
Looks like my work here is done. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1338 |
I guess I am bringing my work home with me |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1339 |
When it's done, check the cookbook to see how long I should rest my case. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1340 |
I'm out of BBQ sauce, do we have any White Out? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1341 |
Sometimes a guy needs to destroy shit. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1342 |
I never open it anyway. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1343 |
Do you think we can flip this case ? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1344 |
How to solve the cold case file. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1345 |
What? You said dinner would have to be brief tonight. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1346 |
Rare, medium, well done or fired! |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1347 |
You want yours medium or job well done? |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1348 |
Aha, so that's why there's a salmon fillet in my office. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1349 |
Thanks for inviting your boss to our passive-aggressive BBQ. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1350 |
Synthetic just doesn't taste the same. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1351 |
You smell that Maggie? That's the smell of mendacity and I've had it! I'm not going back, even if they email me. Even if they text or tweet me! When you go back in can you just check again to make sure my phone's charging? |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1352 |
I think it's going to need a touch more tenderizer. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1353 |
Are you thinking of retiring again? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1354 |
Did you check and make sure it's gluten-free? |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
1355 |
I forgot the lock combination |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1356 |
Remember that Margie's a vegetarian |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1357 |
He said invite the client for dinner and prepare your best case. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1358 |
I don't think that's what they meant when they asked you to cook the books. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1359 |
It's my top secret recipe. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1360 |
Hey, it's still cow. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1361 |
Who says I don't know how to cook the books |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1362 |
It looks like I will have to turn my case over. |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
1363 |
He asked me to cook the books. I'm thinking medium rare? |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
1364 |
I still say those public shredding events are worse for the environment—not to mention more conspicuous. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
1365 |
I told you it wasn't a good idea to invite my boss over for a barbecue! |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1366 |
I started out cooking books |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
1367 |
My work is always well done. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1368 |
You're right, I shouldn't bring my work home with me. |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
1369 |
Get off my case, Sylvia. Stop the grilling. |
1.1791 |
0.06354 |
67 |
59 |
4 |
4 |
1370 |
It's grass-fed and recycled. |
1.1786 |
0.06297 |
56 |
48 |
6 |
2 |
1371 |
Technically, it's no longer a drinking problem. |
1.1774 |
0.06714 |
62 |
55 |
3 |
4 |
1372 |
Do you like roast brief rare, medium or well done.? |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
1373 |
Run in and get the tenderizer. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1374 |
How do you want yours cooked? |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
1375 |
It's a briefcase, so I'm thinking just one minute per side. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
1376 |
Let's hope this turns off auto updates |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
1377 |
We're going to need a good chimichurri. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1378 |
After we finish cooking the books, we'll serve them under the table. |
1.1754 |
0.06681 |
57 |
50 |
4 |
3 |
1379 |
They say you can't take it with you. But I'm still testing this asbestos lined money pouch. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1380 |
And for a bit of pretension I smoke them in a marinade of Proust. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1381 |
I told Jevees to get a case of beef, not a briefcase. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1382 |
And they say white people have no culture. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1383 |
Next time I'll marinade longer. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1384 |
Do you want cheese on it? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1385 |
God, I hope I marinated it long enough. |
1.1754 |
0.06681 |
57 |
50 |
4 |
3 |
1386 |
Maybe a short eulogy |
1.1754 |
0.06681 |
57 |
50 |
4 |
3 |
1387 |
Happy retirement. Stick a fork in it ! Your done !! |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1388 |
I was grilled by the boss today. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1389 |
I am still struggling with your reluctance to laundering. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1390 |
It's a new recipe from Legal Seafood... |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1391 |
I thought it would make me feel better. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1392 |
On weekends, corporate accountant Charles likes to cook the books. |
1.1754 |
0.07134 |
57 |
51 |
2 |
4 |
1393 |
What makes you think I got a grilling at work today? |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1394 |
That is one way to cook the books. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1395 |
Maybe we should have marinated it? |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1396 |
They call it Kobe brief. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1397 |
To make the grill marks more interesting, I should have set it at a 45 degree angle. |
1.1754 |
0.05665 |
57 |
48 |
8 |
1 |
1398 |
After this PC is done, we'll do some tablets for the kids. |
1.1754 |
0.06194 |
57 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
1399 |
Are you sure it's called work-to-table? |
1.1750 |
0.07060 |
40 |
34 |
5 |
1 |
1400 |
The briefs for that case were well-done. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1401 |
Honey! I think I finally was able to destroy my bosses final horcrux! |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1402 |
She was a good old bag. May she roast in peace. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1403 |
Yep, threw my career on the Barbie. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1404 |
I see you found my collection of centerfolds. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1405 |
Are you sure 'cooking the books' isn't a metaphor? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1406 |
I know it looks crazy but it's a recipe from the Wall Street Journal |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1407 |
It's cheaper than steaks and it turns out just as tough. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1408 |
I don't think this is what your boss had in mind when he said he wants to see this project well done. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1409 |
Now that's what I call 'a job well done." |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1410 |
I'm cooking the books! No one will hack these notes! |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1411 |
More wine, dear? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1412 |
That's not what I meant by cooking the books. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1413 |
Well, I guess they're just medium rare documents now. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1414 |
Does this mean I left the steaks at the office? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1415 |
The work is never done. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1416 |
The boss is coming over for dinner. I better cook the books. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1417 |
"Do we have any attaché sauce, babe"? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1418 |
That's funny. I swore you said "brief biscuit". |
1.1746 |
0.06613 |
63 |
56 |
3 |
4 |
1419 |
The butcher did call it the MBA cut. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1420 |
I think it's ten minutes less for suede. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1421 |
I got nothing... |
1.1746 |
0.06613 |
63 |
56 |
3 |
4 |
1422 |
My latest invention honey, edible luggage made out of meat. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1423 |
I guess you'll want this to go. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1424 |
It just doesn't taste the same now that it's Amazon. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1425 |
If that is my briefcase where did I put the yellowfin tuna steaks? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1426 |
My editor told me to make the last chapter really hot! |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1427 |
I prefer sole of shoe. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1428 |
It's not 'cooking the books' if you grill them, right? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1429 |
I heard that the House Committee wants to grill me about my portfolio |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1430 |
It marinated on the train for two hours. Go ahead and open the wine. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1431 |
I know you said grilling is your specialty, but I feel like Chinese takeout tonight. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1432 |
I'm pretty sure he ordered me to cook the books. |
1.1746 |
0.06613 |
63 |
56 |
3 |
4 |
1433 |
Despite the glowing reviews in The New Yorker - I don't think this is a good idea. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1434 |
I knew I’d have to eat my words on this project. |
1.1746 |
0.06613 |
63 |
56 |
3 |
4 |
1435 |
Did you get another grilling at work today? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1436 |
Business lunch |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1437 |
It's a stuffed Louis Vuitton, I can't wait to try it. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1438 |
We may have to reschedule the burgers. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1439 |
He was a lot less feisty than our last witness. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1440 |
They say if it doesn't pop open it's bad. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1441 |
When do I flip it? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1442 |
I promised them, no more half-baked ideas. |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
1443 |
Maybe a retirement bonfire would have been more cathartic. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1444 |
Nobody can cook the books better than me, Wendy. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1445 |
Eating one's words is always better bbq'd. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1446 |
Medium rare please, make it brief. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1447 |
I don't think this is what your boss meant by 'I like work thats well done'. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1448 |
Honey, can you get my tablet? It's in the fridge next to the pickled earbuds. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1449 |
Why? Because we have no fireplace, that's why. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1450 |
Because the lawyer filled the oven. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1451 |
Sea salt and a quick sear really make my summations pop. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1452 |
I did promise I would eat my words, if I lost the case. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1453 |
Because I am tired of you always complaining that your steak tastes like leather. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1454 |
It was obviously a case of a purloined sirloin. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1455 |
They want the report well done. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1456 |
I think the prosecuting attorney wants to grill you, not your cold case. |
1.1746 |
0.06213 |
63 |
55 |
5 |
3 |
1457 |
Could you close me back up? I'm in a meeting. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1458 |
Sid, let's order in. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1459 |
Smells good, but it's probably gonna' be tougher than shoe leather. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
1460 |
I"m making the best of a bad day. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
1461 |
It seems like it won't every get done! |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
1462 |
Another dull day at the office, honey? |
1.1739 |
0.07159 |
46 |
40 |
4 |
2 |
1463 |
Filet Attaché my foot! We're having plain 'ol briefcase again. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
1464 |
It's pleather. The Batsons are vegans. |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
1465 |
Hey, do I tell you how to prune the vacuum cleaner? |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
1466 |
Why does everyone say that my grilling tastes like burnt leather? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
1467 |
It's important to wait to flip it. |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
1468 |
I can't keep up with these fad diets. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
1469 |
My boss told me my work is well done. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1470 |
Honey, I'm on my first case. |
1.1667 |
0.06745 |
42 |
36 |
5 |
1 |
1471 |
I better flip it now or it's going to be tough as leather. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1472 |
Actually, I think a red Zinfandel would go better. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1473 |
Here's how we cook the books |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1474 |
Do you think it's vegan ? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1475 |
I'll look much more hipster with a messenger bag. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1476 |
The CEO asked me to cook the books |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1477 |
Grill marks look good, but they really don't improve the taste. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1478 |
This is a very rare case! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1479 |
I've got some hot leads here, Janice. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1480 |
I got tired of my work being grilled at the office. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1481 |
It's my career. I'll say if it's rare or well done. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1482 |
I have a feeling it's going to be a tough case. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1483 |
Surely there must be an easier way to cook the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1484 |
Darling, I appreciate the effort but are you sure you didn't misread 'beef glaze' in the recipe? |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1485 |
Uh oh, this is a case of mistaken identity. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1486 |
So this is a retirement barbecue. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1487 |
Harold dear, I don't think that this is what your boss meant when he told you to cook the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1488 |
"The works" just doesn't sound appetizing anymore. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1489 |
I'm better at cooking the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1490 |
I'm working on a cold case. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1491 |
Are the tapes in there ? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1492 |
My briefcase on the grill. My wife's so chill. I just made a hundred mill. |
1.1639 |
0.06686 |
61 |
55 |
2 |
4 |
1493 |
My boss likes it well-done. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1494 |
They say it's high in fiber. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1495 |
It's a secret recipe. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1496 |
Going paperless at work? |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1497 |
Obviously a brief case of misteaken identity. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1498 |
My career is in flames! |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1499 |
I assured him the report would be well-done. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1500 |
I tendered my resignation. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1501 |
There! Another job well done. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1502 |
We're gonna need a bigger spatula. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1503 |
This one is fake leather for the vegans. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1504 |
Well, GuyFieri.com says it really seals in the juices. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1505 |
I really want to grill the client on this case |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1506 |
It's a new recipe for cooking the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1507 |
Don't worry, it's still Paleo. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1508 |
It's just so hard to leave work at work these days |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1509 |
It's part of this new conference table to table trend. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1510 |
It's full of half-baked ideas. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1511 |
I've found this to be the only way anyone will tell me my work is "well done" |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1512 |
Because for twenty-six goddamn years, the boss never once said, 'Well done'! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1513 |
Last time it was tough as shoe leather. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1514 |
It's my signature beltway dish, Smoked Diablo Dossier. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1515 |
Make it brief. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1516 |
I know the Millers are vegans. This isn't real leather. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1517 |
It might be a bit leathery. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1518 |
The boss keeps complaining that my work is not well done. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1519 |
This is your last chance. Talk! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1520 |
Goodbye middle class, hello minimum wage. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1521 |
Beef case |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1522 |
Honey, I may have overcooked the books. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1523 |
Sweetheart, that's a briefcase, not a beefcase. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1524 |
The partners thought my last brief was overdone. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1525 |
I don't think that is what the boss meant by cooking the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1526 |
For some reason they said cook the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1527 |
These working vacations are getting out of control. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1528 |
Cooking the books is one thing; barbecuing your briefcase is insane. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1529 |
For brief brisket this is taking a long time. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1530 |
My company told me to Cook the numbers. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1531 |
How do you like your stakes? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1532 |
That's one way to get me to stop working during family cookouts. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1533 |
Darling, be careful with that health care bill grilling...the people will change from hungry to angry. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
1534 |
I think my work week and weekends are coming together at this very moment. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1535 |
Do you think red or white with it? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1536 |
Tell me it's NOT leather... the vegans won't eat it. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1537 |
I heard brief cooking was the all the rage |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1538 |
It's leatherette. All the rage with the vegans. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1539 |
Honey, I don't think your boss meant to literally cook the books. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1540 |
Is that vegan? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1541 |
This case just went up in flames. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1542 |
Better sharpen the knives. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1543 |
I prefer 'well done' to 'good job'. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1544 |
Honey... I thought you said those would be safe in the cloud... |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1545 |
Every time we cook on this grill, the food tastes like leather. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1546 |
This steak is like leather. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1547 |
That "office smell" seems to be going away. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1548 |
I didn't get the raise. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1549 |
I'm grilling leftovers- case closed. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1550 |
Let me guess...The boss turned you down for a raise again |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1551 |
Step 4 was ‘cook cabbage’ not baggage. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1552 |
You know you get 5-10 years for cooking the books, right? |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1553 |
Honey, I don't think that's what your boss meant by cooking the books.... |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1554 |
How would you like the books cooked? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1555 |
Cooking the books again |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1556 |
My work is almost done. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1557 |
This whole work-life balance thing seems overrated. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1558 |
A brief case of confusion |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1559 |
"I don't think that's what they mean when they say, 'Bringing home the bacon' ". |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1560 |
My boss said that my best idea was half-baked! |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1561 |
Is this what they meant when they told us to "burn the attaché?" |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1562 |
When you said it will be tough as leather, you meant it! |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1563 |
Don't worry. It will taste like chicken. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1564 |
I don't think this is what your boss meant by a half-baked idea. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1565 |
I should think with a young Bordeaux and a side of your left over portfolio. |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1566 |
I must have left the steaks in the safe deposit box. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
1567 |
The guys at the Firm say I need more practice grilling witnesses, figured I'd start with the Henderson case. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1568 |
That should pair well with this fine Italian cut. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1569 |
You need a bigger spatula Honey |
1.1639 |
0.06264 |
61 |
54 |
4 |
3 |
1570 |
I'm beginning to suspect that the Russians hacked my recipe site. |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
1571 |
I just cooked the company's books. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1572 |
This one should taste better than my Samsonite - no aluminum aftertaste. |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1573 |
On the bright side, leather comes from a cow, too. |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1574 |
How will we know when it's done? |
1.1636 |
0.06749 |
55 |
49 |
3 |
3 |
1575 |
This is your idea of vegan? |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1576 |
The recipe said " grill the beef steak not the brief case". |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1577 |
Are we taking this recycle thing a little too far? |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1578 |
The boss told me I have to get fired up about this project. |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1579 |
Grill briefly on one side, then turn. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1580 |
Honey, the recipe called for a beef steak not a briefcase. |
1.1636 |
0.06230 |
55 |
48 |
5 |
2 |
1581 |
Maybe you were right. Cooking hamburgers inside my attache case wasn't such a good idea. I can't tell when to flip them over. |
1.1636 |
0.06749 |
55 |
49 |
3 |
3 |
1582 |
Are you sure this is how we cook the books? |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
1583 |
They'll never freeze my assets! |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1584 |
Leather is the new aluminum foil. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1585 |
I don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I suddenly thought, I don't want it well done, I want it incinerated. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1586 |
I think we'll be done in no time. |
1.1628 |
0.07389 |
43 |
38 |
3 |
2 |
1587 |
Underdone ideas should be only half-baked. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1588 |
The recipe called for encased meat. |
1.1628 |
0.06597 |
43 |
37 |
5 |
1 |
1589 |
It was a job well done. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1590 |
I'm getting even for the grilling I got at work today. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1591 |
It's my top secret recipe. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1592 |
I'm going to to get grilled tomorrow in the boardroom. I thought I'd prepare myself. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1593 |
Unfortunately, Trumpcare only covered an American lager. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1594 |
That is a rare medium well done. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1595 |
I could have boiled it, but grilling gives it that nice charbroiled taste. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1596 |
Well, I guess my mother was right; I'm going to have to be the breadwinner in this marriage. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1597 |
Having a hot case sounded much better on Law and Order. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1598 |
And then he said, "Chambers, you're not doing anything with your weekend until everything in this briefcase is done." I think it's just about ready. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1599 |
The food channel said business dinners are the latest thing. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1600 |
Technically, it's still leather and comes from a cow so... |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1601 |
So when the handle is crispy, it's done Martha. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1602 |
Love that delicious complexity of spread sheet litter, ball point ink, and forgotten tuna sandwiches. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1603 |
I know you're an honest accountant, but I don't think this is what your client meant when he asked you to cook the books! |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1604 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said we have to cook the books |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1605 |
Secrets are best well done. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1606 |
It should be done by the time I'm 65. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1607 |
Boss says to cook the books. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1608 |
Shit. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1609 |
Give it another hour, it's hard to tell when lawyers are done. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1610 |
My boss says he'd like to see my work well done. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1611 |
We turn it after 20 minutes and serve when both clasps pop. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1612 |
Nothing better than a job well-done. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1613 |
Grilling his attache, Gus fundamentally misunderstood Mr. Mueller's advice. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1614 |
Your portfolio, well done? |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1615 |
Alright, it's time to stop bringing work home. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1616 |
Dear...I know how you love to grill, but they'll still say "you cooked the books." |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1617 |
It looked so much better on Masterchef. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1618 |
A grill? Whatever happened to getting a gold watch at retirement! |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1619 |
I wonder when this case will be done? |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1620 |
Let's see the Russians hack these files. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1621 |
If I cook it briefly, it will be a rare case. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1622 |
If we slice it thinly, it should be digestible. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1623 |
First day of summer. I decided to cook the books al fresco. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1624 |
Well, you told me you didn't like my briefs... |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1625 |
How do you like your leather? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1626 |
I have the amicus briefs marinating in the fridge. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1627 |
Oh don't worry, it will be well done. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1628 |
I shouldn't be telling you this, but I was told to cook the books |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1629 |
Vinny said I should start cooking the books. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1630 |
Maybe you should have married a hunter-gatherer. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1631 |
Is this going to be enough for all the board members? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1632 |
That's a briefcase, dear, not a beefcase. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1633 |
Dear, I don'r think that's what they mean about a holiday from work. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1634 |
Happy Retirement! |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1635 |
I thought I told you not to bring your work home |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1636 |
Another minute or so, and this report will be done. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1637 |
How 'bout some well done memorandums for dessert? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1638 |
Honey have you seen my glasses, this steak seems to be taking a long time to cook. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1639 |
We need to grill these mortgage backed securities before we tranche them up |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1640 |
The recipe said to encase the chicken. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1641 |
Needs more career. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1642 |
Grilled, blackened, fired, and toasted. How was your day? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1643 |
you really need to relax and not bring your work home |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1644 |
Why not? I already cooked the books... |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1645 |
Grill-marking for the SVP opening, Alice. Smell that Waygu leather kicking me upstairs. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1646 |
The company frowns on cooking the books, but grilling the briefcase was not admonished. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1647 |
I love the smell of cowhide in the morning. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1648 |
I said "Beefsteak" not Briefcase. Well, Leather is beef...I'll need a bigger spatula. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1649 |
I never dreamed retirement would smell this good. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1650 |
Capitalism just doesn't seem to burn that well. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1651 |
Now they can subpoena whatever they want. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1652 |
...then he said "go cook the books" ? |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1653 |
Are the case files still cold? |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1654 |
Won't it be obvious that you cooked the books? |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1655 |
Chefs say to make it brief, in this case. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1656 |
It's a tough case to crack. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1657 |
Oh no honey, I said the BEEF case ... Not the briefcase!!! |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1658 |
Good grilling can improve even the toughest cuts of meat. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1659 |
Did you remember to take out the tax returns? |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1660 |
Honey, would you get me some tenderizer? |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1661 |
There were no witnesses, so we're grilling the affidavits instead. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1662 |
I don't think this is what they meant by "dry aged beef" |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1663 |
Honey, will you grab a bigger spatula? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1664 |
It's not easy being a caseatarian |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1665 |
Are you sure this is the best way to cook the books? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1666 |
Are you sure this is what Julian Assange meant when he said he wanted your agency's "hot secrets"? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1667 |
I thought I'd practice for the grilling I'm getting Monday... |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1668 |
Don't forget the Nylon wallets; Martha is a vegan. |
1.1552 |
0.06415 |
58 |
52 |
3 |
3 |
1669 |
Thanks, but I'm glutton free. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1670 |
First of all, honey, 'cooking the books' is not the accepted legal term. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1671 |
Smells like Wallstreet. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
1672 |
I'm heating up my presentation. |
1.1552 |
0.04796 |
58 |
49 |
9 |
0 |
1673 |
Dudley was finding it increasingly dificuly to find a work/play balance. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
1674 |
The online review called it a briefcase grill. |
1.1538 |
0.06939 |
52 |
47 |
2 |
3 |
1675 |
How do you like your pigskin? |
1.1538 |
0.06939 |
52 |
47 |
2 |
3 |
1676 |
Is it vegan?! Is it gluten-free?! I feel you're missing the deeper symbolism here! |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1677 |
Are you sure this is a case for an executive grilling? |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1678 |
They grilled me for not finishing the reports... I´m getting even. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1679 |
The package said "grass fed" |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1680 |
Well no, we're not paying for another briefcase John, but what better way to say thanks for 'a job well done!' |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1681 |
The boss said I had to cook this deal. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1682 |
The steaks are high, I have to flip the case. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1683 |
I used a lot of marinade |
1.1525 |
0.06310 |
59 |
53 |
3 |
3 |
1684 |
I know he's a businessman, but this Trump Steak is more business than beef." |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
1685 |
The package said it's 100% brief. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1686 |
Could you check on YouTube what's the proper grilling time for a 3" briefcase. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
1687 |
Auto correction again! I meant to text Brisket, not Brief Case! |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
1688 |
Is this the right way to cook the books? |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
1689 |
I'm preparing for the grilling I'll get at tomorrow's senate hearing. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1690 |
Are they all they all classified? |
1.1500 |
0.06210 |
60 |
54 |
3 |
3 |
1691 |
Cooking the books isn't what it used to be. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1692 |
The boss wants my work well done. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1693 |
One more turn and our portfolio will go up in smoke |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1694 |
Yes, the salesman definitely said it was the top of the range model. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1695 |
You want it just crispy on the outside, with grill marks of course. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1696 |
The package said they were pre-cooked, but I prefer the bottom-line blackened. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1697 |
They told me to burn these, but I'm settling for medium-well. |
1.1500 |
0.06746 |
40 |
35 |
4 |
1 |
1698 |
Boss said there was more cow in this briefcase that anything else, so we'll see. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
1699 |
Here's the brief, but where's the beef? |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1700 |
I told you you should've preheated the grill. |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
1701 |
My briefs are red hot. |
1.1458 |
0.07287 |
48 |
44 |
1 |
3 |
1702 |
Beefsteak??? I thoght you Briefcase! |
1.1458 |
0.06651 |
48 |
43 |
3 |
2 |
1703 |
A good hard sear should add some bite to the presentation I've been stewing over. |
1.1458 |
0.05947 |
48 |
42 |
5 |
1 |
1704 |
I want it to look like I was really grilled by the boss today. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1705 |
I know it's unorthodox. That's why everybody's doing it. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1706 |
It's a beefcase. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1707 |
It was a job well done. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1708 |
Don't worry, vegan leather is gluten free |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1709 |
Please cook briefly, I like mine rare |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1710 |
I'm prepping for the company picnic. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1711 |
You're the one who wanted me to work on my work-life balance. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1712 |
The dog is getting too smart for his own good. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1713 |
Are the ideas half-baked yet? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1714 |
Shouldn't it be just the books? |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1715 |
Did you remember to add the laptop? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1716 |
Trust me. This is better than just cooking the books. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1717 |
And tomorrow I'll grill their witness. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1718 |
I thought this might make the work easier to swallow. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1719 |
Apparently my boss wants my work more well done. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1720 |
It's top purloin. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1721 |
Brief, it's what's for dinner. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1722 |
After cooking the books, I'm gonna half bake a plan and then serve it up on a silver platter. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1723 |
I figured it was the one thing you couldn't overcook. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1724 |
I'm just doing what my department head told me to do: cook the books. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1725 |
How do you like yours in the middle, legible or illegible? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1726 |
It looks a little leathery. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1727 |
There's a lot at stake here, honey. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1728 |
Looks like another hot case, Counselor. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1729 |
You want to give it a quick sear on both sides to seal in the juices. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1730 |
I know it's unhealthy but I just can't leave my work at the office. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1731 |
Perhaps a leather essence will make tofu palitable. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1732 |
I hate to bring work home but there's a big meating tomorrow. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1733 |
Better call Saul. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1734 |
So, do you think my work is done? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1735 |
They said my plan was half-baked. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1736 |
Cooking the books is much easier than cooking the briefcase! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1737 |
On second thought, maybe we should just celebrate my retirement with a cake. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1738 |
The recruiter said they wanted a seasoned professional. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1739 |
It locks in that umami flavor. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1740 |
This will bring about a whole new meaning to "cooking the books'. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1741 |
This is what has become of Hamilton Burger from the Perry Mason television series. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1742 |
I'm just trying to make my case. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1743 |
OK if it's a little read in the middle? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1744 |
They say the sentence is lighter if you grill the books. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1745 |
How else can I prove I was at the Company cookout? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1746 |
Wait till you see the great steaks I brought home in my beefcase. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1747 |
Brief Brisket |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1748 |
Does it pop open when it is done? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1749 |
The special council likes evidence to be well done. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1750 |
In my work, branding is everything. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1751 |
I'm beginning to think this is not what you had in mind, Helen, when you suggested we cook the books! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1752 |
Yes, it is rare. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1753 |
There's high turnover at work. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1754 |
I suppose we should start looking for a new attorney. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1755 |
I promised the boss that the work would be well done. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1756 |
Eating your way to the top is becoming more challenging. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1757 |
Doesn't this prove to you that I'm burned out? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1758 |
How do you want yours - tanned or oiled? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1759 |
My briefs are on fire |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1760 |
A man's work is never well done... |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1761 |
Which wine pairs best with leather and brass? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1762 |
This is not the way I pictured our retirement. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1763 |
Sorry hon, no toasting till the books are well done. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1764 |
We're aiming for a well-done presentation. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1765 |
Honey, if people will pay $15 for a burger made from beats, they'll eat this. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1766 |
What was I thinking with this spatula? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1767 |
This isn't happening. Did you buy kale? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1768 |
How do you know when its done? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1769 |
Beefcake?? I thought you said put on the briefcase! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1770 |
Now to prepare the moolah sauce. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1771 |
I think our wine will pair nicely with the cooked books. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1772 |
Being a junior executive is all sizzle and no steak. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1773 |
It's the only way to know for sure if the leather's 100% genuine. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1774 |
I would say go with rare or it will taste too leathery. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1775 |
I got it from an attorney who's brilliant at flipping and grilling witnesses. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1776 |
WE CAN DO THE STEAKS AFTER I COOK THE BOOKS |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1777 |
Darn. It's dry. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1778 |
I saw this once in an old Chaplin movie. But I think it was a shoe. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1779 |
I'm going to get grilled about this at the office. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1780 |
I can't remember if I took the million dollars out or not. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1781 |
My career is just about cooked |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1782 |
I’m searing my career for lunch; want some? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1783 |
I think there may be a limit to using every part of the animal. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1784 |
I like a job well done. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1785 |
It's an abominable sequel to your pathetic first novel. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1786 |
Do you like your leaks rare or medium? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1787 |
Did you check the expiration date? It's missing back straps and zippers. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1788 |
Beef Harold. I said BEEF not Brief! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1789 |
I wasn't sure which wine paired with leather. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1790 |
It's read inside. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1791 |
Attaché grillé dans l'huile de ribose et d'avocat on the alt-food network |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1792 |
That is not what I meant when I told you to cook the books. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1793 |
Wait...did Mr. Perkins say torts or tortes? |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1794 |
It said genuine cowhide. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1795 |
Is my cell phone done marinating? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1796 |
They didn't want to cook the books at the office. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1797 |
How bout some fried ties on the side? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1798 |
Italian or suede? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1799 |
My father's full-grain attaché was all that remained of his estate. That, and the 58-year-old bottle of Lea and Perrins we found in the back of his fridge. We can let neither go to waste. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1800 |
What happened?The new smart grill just auto corrected the beef steak I was cooking. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1801 |
I don't know. Boss told me he needed me to cook the numbers. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1802 |
It's called work-life balance. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1803 |
Are you sure this is what he meant when he told us to cook the books? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1804 |
It's a bit leathery |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1805 |
My boss said not to overdo it. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1806 |
The IRS is around the office so I have to cook the books at home now! |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1807 |
The head of the Accounting Department wanted me to cook the books. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1808 |
Literally or figuratively? I always mix those two up. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1809 |
My boss told me to cook the books but not to let anyone see them. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1810 |
The burgers are divine when they're grilled in a Gucci case. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1811 |
Goodbye, old friend. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1812 |
Work going ok, sweetie? |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1813 |
It was either this or getting a therapy dog. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1814 |
It appears to be a case of Salmonella. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1815 |
How do you want your books cooked? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1816 |
Oops! I guess it's the other CIA. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1817 |
Worcestershire, or saddle soap? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1818 |
I wonder why they said sear it brief-ly |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1819 |
Well it used to be part of a cow, and it was cheaper than organic grass-fed aged beef, so I thought...why not? |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1820 |
Do I like eating my words medium or well done? |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1821 |
Cedar-plank salmon is so 2016. Now it's all about brief-beef. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1822 |
"We'll have a brief meal of barbequed leather with a suitable Cabernet. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1823 |
Next time we sous vide. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1824 |
Any deal can go from well done to charred beyond recognition in an instant. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1825 |
Doesn't this seems cheap for a cremation |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1826 |
Does it pop open when it's cooked ? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1827 |
I'm just searing it, to seal in that fresh-document flavor. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1828 |
I don't want to turn it in till I'm sure it's well done. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1829 |
have you seen the divorce papers? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1830 |
The recipe didn't say anything about taking the meat out of the briefcase. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1831 |
Stan said we'd be grilled tomorrow on the contents of our case so I'm trying to prepare for that! |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1832 |
Your position appears to be hardening up on me bringing work home. |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
1833 |
They told me my proposal was toast. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1834 |
My boss said he wanted to look at what I did with the papers in this briefcase and be able to say "Well done!" |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1835 |
You just can't leave your work at the office can you? |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1836 |
How would the Donald like these tapes 'How did the Donald say he wanted his tapes cooked?!' "Well done, I think he said?! WELL, WELL done!" |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1837 |
Well that's all the evidence from my meeting with Kislyak. Tell Ivanka and big Donald we're in the clear just as soon I remember where I put those "tapes". |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1838 |
The client wants to make sure this case is well done. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1839 |
I was just laid off so we need to economize. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1840 |
The books are almost cooked so you can start draining the swamp. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1841 |
My presentation is going to be a hot mess. |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
1842 |
When I told him what I thought of the company he warned me that I would eat those words someday. |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
1843 |
The briefsteak is almost ready. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
1844 |
I don't think that's what your boss meant when he said, 'Well done on the Anderson case.' |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
1845 |
The recipe said "Brief sear over hot coals." |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
1846 |
Norman, you promised - no more bringing office work home on weekends. Eat your words. Case closed. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
1847 |
Even if it is highly processed beef, I'm okay with it as long as it is grass-fed |
1.1404 |
0.05838 |
57 |
51 |
4 |
2 |
1848 |
who would have guessed 'bivalvia' made briefcases ? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1849 |
The recipe calls for 2 oz. of papain in the marinade. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1850 |
Would you like your "conduct OR conscience" rare, medium or well done? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1851 |
They don't grill nearly as well when they're frozen. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1852 |
Did you defrost it first? |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1853 |
They'll never trace us if we bake the records. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1854 |
Are the mashed potatoes ready? The meatloaf should be done in six minutes. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1855 |
So, I'd say 5 minutes on side at 400 degrees ought to do it. |
1.1351 |
0.06891 |
37 |
33 |
3 |
1 |
1856 |
Why should I be the only one burnt out from work? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1857 |
Honey, aren't you supposed to remove the briefcase before you cook the books? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1858 |
'How long does it take to cook launch codes?' |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1859 |
Are you sure the tutorial said to grill it? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1860 |
Time to cook the books. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1861 |
The books should be cooked in a few minutes. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1862 |
Hmmm. Makes me wonder where those darn steaks are. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1863 |
He told me to cook the books, but he didn't give me the combination to his briefcase. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1864 |
I'm starting to think we should have brined it. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1865 |
I wanted to work with dinner, not for dinner. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1866 |
Do you prefer pink or no pink in your brief? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1867 |
This better be genuine leather. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1868 |
Even his steaks have lawyered up. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1869 |
"I'm due for raise if this report is well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1870 |
Now that's a job well-done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1871 |
Okay, you can probably start the legal pads now. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1872 |
It'll be a warmed over version of last weeks presentation |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1873 |
Another cold case well done, honey. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1874 |
Oh, shoot. Today is Saturday! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1875 |
It needs longer--the boss said my work is only half-baked. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1876 |
As a corporate attaché a good grilling is to be expected! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1877 |
This explains the Amazon Pantry box on my desk |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1878 |
Steak attaché anyone? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1879 |
Our mystery dinner should be ready in a few minutes. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1880 |
Taste great? Less filling? I no longer have to decide. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1881 |
Honey, are you sure this recipe in "Cooking the Books" is really from the "American Barbecue Association? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1882 |
It's a prototype. I'm calling it "The Beefcase." |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1883 |
Don't worry, I'll cook the steaks medium-rare after the evidence is well-done. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1884 |
How would you like your portfolio? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1885 |
I'll season the laptop. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1886 |
Uh-Oh, looks like overcooking the steaks does turn them into leather. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1887 |
Now I can't remember if Tom said to cover the salmon with a valise or foil. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1888 |
When they don't pay you the minimum living wage.... |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1889 |
They've done wonders with vegan leather. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1890 |
Janine wondered whether Harold had misunderstood his boss when he asked him to 'cook the books'. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1891 |
By definition, this shouldn't take long . . . |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1892 |
The boss said take the account home and cook the books. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1893 |
Darling, I think Mr. Jones was speaking metaphorically when he suggested you cook up new ideas. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1894 |
I don't want to look like I'm a beginner. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1895 |
I hope no one at work finds out I'm also cooking the books. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1896 |
Cool way to cook the books, but should we first take them out of the briefcase? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1897 |
It's the next stage in the Paleo diet. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1898 |
I'm coking the books. They will show I'm worth millions. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1899 |
My career is on fire. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1900 |
Remember honey when I told you "One day this briefcase is going to give us plenty to eat? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1901 |
Ironically, a briefsteak tastes best when well done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1902 |
It comes out rubbery in the microwave. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1903 |
Looks like a case of misteaken identity. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1904 |
My boss says I should take pride in a job well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1905 |
Giving it a brief sear |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1906 |
Beefsteak not briefcase. Beefsteak not briefcase. Beefsteak not briefcase. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1907 |
Mum's marinade met it's match. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1908 |
Smells like chicken. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1909 |
Go get the meat tenderizer |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1910 |
Retirement could be an option, I'll have to think about it. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1911 |
I am grilling a briefcase. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1912 |
If you leave it on too long, it starts to taste like leather. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1913 |
It'll be done in brief second. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1914 |
Don't worry, the boss loves cooking the books. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1915 |
Are you sure this is the right temperature for alligator? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1916 |
I used a marinade of herbs, oils and saddle soap. And yes, the leather is gluten-free. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1917 |
The last time we tried this it was as tough as leather. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1918 |
Larry assured me those fake news sites have real recipes. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1919 |
It's STILL a surprise |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1920 |
Might want to skin the books first. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1921 |
Honey, that's a job well done! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1922 |
They say I'm not management material. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1923 |
THERE MUST BE ANEASIER WAY TO COOK THE BOOKS |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1924 |
I know you're hungry but don't worry, this should be brief. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1925 |
Why do I feel like my work is never done? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1926 |
It's full of books my boss told me to cook. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1927 |
How now brown cow? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1928 |
I'm tired of hearing my work has no sizzle! |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1929 |
It's called a 'beefcase' -- a new product from Amazon Whole Foods. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1930 |
Honey, I think my corporate life is just about done |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1931 |
You know, by Saturday, I'm just fried. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1932 |
Now that my work is done I can relax. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1933 |
I said burn the attachment, not the attache! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1934 |
I think I figured out why everyone says my steaks are tough as cowhide. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1935 |
You mean I have to take it out of the box? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1936 |
The boss said the memo was bland and needed "more heat." |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1937 |
Well done, dear. Well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1938 |
It's a rare case. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1939 |
Yes, the backpack was tough, but this is much higher quality. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1940 |
Not a lot of meat on there, but at least there's some genuine leather! |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
1941 |
Your boss likes everything well done, but this has turned to leather! |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1942 |
Looks good so far. Would you double-check that recipe on YouTube. I can't seem to find my phone. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1943 |
I think it is time to put on the umbrellas. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1944 |
Not your personal F.B.I notes for dinner again! That makes 7 straight nites in a row. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1945 |
Yes, of course it's organic top grain. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1946 |
It will be done briefly, dear. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1947 |
I know you normally prefer rare, but cooking the books must always be well-done. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1948 |
The secret's in the sauce. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1949 |
Remember, flip it only once, or else it'll get leathery! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1950 |
Isn't this a better way to cook the books? Cheers! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1951 |
Do you want the branding iron for a monogram? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1952 |
A job well done, that's what I always say! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1953 |
After I finish the books, I'll cook the fish. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1954 |
These sausage casings are getting ridiculous |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1955 |
You are only supposed to grill it for a brief period of time. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1956 |
It might turn out a bit leathery. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1957 |
If this doesn't work we can try some shoes. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1958 |
The recipe calls for five minutes per side, but that seems brief. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1959 |
It's the latest thing...like sous-vide, but on a grill! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1960 |
It's the new thing at Wall St. restaurants: briefcase en papillote. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1961 |
Honey I don't think you are supposed to literally cook the book. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1962 |
I told my boss I'd work from home today. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1963 |
The guys at the office tried it and said it tastes like chicken. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1964 |
'"No meat in my proposal!" my ass!' |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1965 |
I hear the trick is to put the sauce on at the last minute. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1966 |
The fools accused me of cooking the books. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1967 |
Should only be a brief while. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1968 |
I promised my boss that my presentation would be well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1969 |
That takes "well done" to a whole new level! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1970 |
I like mine rawhide. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1971 |
How do you prefer your brief cooked? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1972 |
This should be like the grilling I received earlier today. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1973 |
I prefer Southern District style. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1974 |
I thought you said the Mignon file. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1975 |
He said my report was well done |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1976 |
Remember Dear, three minutes on each side or it will be tough as leather. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1977 |
Is that what they call "the hot box?" |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1978 |
It's my lawyer's recipe. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1979 |
You said the barbecue would be brief |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1980 |
Sooo...bad day at the office and the Hermes has to suffer? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1981 |
Once again, job well done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1982 |
At least you're not getting skewered. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1983 |
I think the instructions said to... " score a brief. " |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1984 |
I hope it doesn't taste too leathery. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1985 |
How do you like your legal briefs cooked? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1986 |
I know you're a vegan, Esther... this is faux leather. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1987 |
I'm willing to admit I've been bringing my work home with me. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1988 |
Yeah, I'd say this is about as rare as it gets. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1989 |
I have got to stop thinking about work! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1990 |
It's possible that this isn't what the boss meant when he asked me to cook the books. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1991 |
We'll be ready as soon as you bring my suit out of the cooler. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1992 |
After the salt, we'll need a really good alibi. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1993 |
Relax Sheila, Naugahyde is vegan! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1994 |
the grill marks will be going the wrong way, but I think we can get past customs |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
1995 |
Frank wanted his to go. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
1996 |
Let's get delivery. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1997 |
I will admit you have a new wrinkle in cooking the books. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1998 |
We're gonna have a hellava time finding a bun for that thing. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
1999 |
Do you want French's or Grey Poupon? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2000 |
These craft butcheries have really gone too far. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2001 |
My half-baked case needs a little more thyme yet. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
2002 |
I'm trying out a new recipe I saw on that new reality tv show the other night, Grill-Fired: Bizarre Foods Meets The Apprentice. The key is to get the leather caramelized just right so that it leaves a lasting, bitter aftertaste. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2003 |
The Harrison report is done, but Williams could use more mesquite |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2004 |
Funny, they said there'd be no shrinkage. Oh! Maybe that applies to my job! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2005 |
Your father said my steaks taste like leather. Let him try this. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2006 |
The boss said everything in there was baloney so I figured what the hell |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2007 |
Guess that explains the pork chops in the credenza. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2008 |
I know I forgot to remove the handle. Really, Doris, does it matter? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2009 |
The tag said Fair Trade, organic, raised without hormones - can't be worse than tofu. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2010 |
Scrambled files for supper again, sweetie? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2011 |
Well, looks like we've got another assignment. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2012 |
Apparently, it's not just any cow product that works. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2013 |
Must be an alternative fact that if you forgot your combination it will open up like an oyster with just a little heat.... |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2014 |
It's the Pink Center file... and boy is it juicy. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2015 |
I hope we marinated it long enough |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2016 |
Maybe Is should have taken the books out and then tried to cook them |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2017 |
Does it pair with red or white? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2018 |
I didn't believe you when you said your computer was fried. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2019 |
You're right, honey. I've pushed my bringing-home-the-bacon metaphor a tad too far. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
2020 |
We used to just launder money, now we have to cook the books? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2021 |
I never can tell when work is done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2022 |
I think the grill is colluding with the Russians. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2023 |
Cooking the books would have been easier! |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2024 |
I'm tired of being told my briefs are unprepared. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2025 |
Looks like you're mixing business with pleasure again. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2026 |
The recipe in the Times says it will be done when it starts to Moo. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2027 |
I think it's done, but I KNOW I'm done! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2028 |
Turns out it was good I couldn't afford the real leather one, or we wouldn't have a vegan option. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2029 |
Production for our Kickstarter may run a tad longer than originally projected. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2030 |
I think it should be well done inside. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2031 |
I typically try not to mix business with pleasure... |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2032 |
I'll make my explanation for this brief too. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2033 |
Cooking the books was so simple. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2034 |
It's not you, it's me. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2035 |
The judge likes his cases was well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2036 |
Everything tastes like work lately. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2037 |
I knew I shouldn't try to mix business with pleasure. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2038 |
Cooking up ideas for the monthly meeting |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2039 |
Cooking books this way locks in the favor. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2040 |
How would you like your books cooked? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2041 |
I said beef steak, not brief case... |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2042 |
You always said, "My job is the only thing in this house that puts food on the table." |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2043 |
oy Vey. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2044 |
This may be the first time my work is received as well done |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2045 |
I wish work at home were rare, but my boss prefers it well done. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2046 |
It thinks it's hamburger. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2047 |
They were out of brisket so I got briefcase. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2048 |
I'm almost certain the recipe said, barbecue brief... |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2049 |
What cookbook did this come from ? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2050 |
Luanne, something about this case smells fishy. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2051 |
My therapist said I need to work on my burnout. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2052 |
Did they tell you how long this has to rest after it comes off the grill? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2053 |
BBQ'd career with sous-vide severance package and a nice cold chablis. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2054 |
At least it is calf skin. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2055 |
I'm not sure. The recipe said you don't need to flip it if you leave the lid down. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2056 |
I'm pretty sure it's gluten-free. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2057 |
I never debriefed a whole attaché before. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2058 |
Maybe I DO think too much about work. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2059 |
I'm not quite sure that's what they had that in mind when referring to burning disks on a computer |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2060 |
I hope we marinated it long enough |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2061 |
Are you absolutely sure this is what they had in mind when they said: "cook the books?" |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2062 |
Could you get me some more mink oil, beginning to look like shoe leather. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2063 |
Freudian slip or am I losing my grip? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2064 |
Ten more minutes, it's still a little tough. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2065 |
I didn't mean to bring this home. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2066 |
Didn't you ask for a sizzling case? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2067 |
You realize this is the last of my severance package. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2068 |
this could blow the case wide open you know |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2069 |
It sure beats getting grilled in court! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2070 |
Do you think the Vouvray pairs well with attaché? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2071 |
I definitely asked for a 'Hibachi' case. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2072 |
In case you were wondering, it looks like it should be ready briefly! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2073 |
The recipe for the "Business-Man's BBQ" looked so different in the magazine. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2074 |
It may take another two minutes for it to open. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2075 |
They didn't have it in black, honey. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2076 |
It's the basis of the Paleo diet. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2077 |
Next summer let's get a steamer. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2078 |
Well, it's better than tofu. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2079 |
So, what's for dessert? |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2080 |
Why waste a perfectly good steak on someone who orders their meat well done? |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2081 |
my report is really smokin' |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2082 |
I'm getting some work well done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2083 |
You know the doctor said you've got to quit bringing your work home on the weekends. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2084 |
Your mission Dan when you decided to accept it was to cook this briefcase medium rare. Your barbecue will now self-destruct in ten seconds. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2085 |
I tried cooking the books in the microwave, but they curl up. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2086 |
I love the smell of audit season. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
2087 |
You always deliver a job well done. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2088 |
I'm not sold on the Italian seasoning, but at least it's free range grass-fed. |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
2089 |
You have no idea how hard Trump, Ryan, and McConnell had to push to get all the pages of Obamacare to fit in there |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2090 |
I think we were supposed to soak it in water first. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2091 |
Sorry. I'll keep trying to not bring my work home with me |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2092 |
Apparently my being late still a bit of an issue. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2093 |
How do you like your books? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2094 |
Honey, your boss expects the report to be done well, not well done. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2095 |
This case was dismissed. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2096 |
Well done! |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
2097 |
I don't know. Every time my lawyer talks about my case he talks about grilling. |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
2098 |
Wait… did you say this briefcase contains explosive allegations? |
1.1346 |
0.06743 |
52 |
48 |
1 |
3 |
2099 |
I know you think I overcook things, but this is going to be leathery even if I take it off right now. |
1.1346 |
0.06158 |
52 |
47 |
3 |
2 |
2100 |
Ketchup or mustard? |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
2101 |
'Honey, your mother said the steak tasted like leather last time she was here so I am making something special for her today.' |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
2102 |
Burn baby burn! |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
2103 |
Trumpcare was half-baked, so I thought I'd try grilling it. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
2104 |
It's supposed to seal in the juices. |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
2105 |
A loyal fry cook: flipping briefcases since day one |
1.1333 |
0.06816 |
45 |
41 |
2 |
2 |
2106 |
We can retire next year if our portfolio catches fire. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
2107 |
Make sure those divorce papers are well done. |
1.1333 |
0.06030 |
45 |
40 |
4 |
1 |
2108 |
My retirement party is going to be a bit tougher than I thought. |
1.1321 |
0.06046 |
53 |
48 |
3 |
2 |
2109 |
How do you like your brief steak cooked? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
2110 |
Yep, that's rare all right! |
1.1316 |
0.06716 |
38 |
34 |
3 |
1 |
2111 |
I see you are cooking the books in case.... |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
2112 |
I wouldn't call it : "cooking the books". It's more " al cartoccio" |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
2113 |
Honey I think you messed up your Amazon Whole Foods order. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2114 |
I thought 'cooking the books' was limited to the office. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2115 |
I don't know how long I can keep cooking the books |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2116 |
Todd said he cooked up a case and got a huge settlement. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2117 |
Well-done is one thing, but who likes their tax returns with ketchup? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2118 |
I'm free rangin' it. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2119 |
I mean, those were his words: "job well-done." |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2120 |
They said to cook the books, but didn't say if they wanted them rare, medium, or well done. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2121 |
Thank God I'm no longer a dog walker. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2122 |
Burn after eating |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2123 |
You can't cook the books while still in the briefcase. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2124 |
Let's see the NSA get to that! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2125 |
I know you don't want to present an undercooked case but this won't help. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2126 |
If you can't take the heat, you're in the wrong business. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2127 |
What do say, KC sweet 'n pepper, or Carolina vinegar? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2128 |
And I thought my Paleo diet was extreme! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2129 |
I wish you had told me sooner that our guests are raw vegans. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2130 |
I just realized it's never going to be done... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2131 |
I thought that we would have a brief dinner |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2132 |
I still think it looks to tough to eat. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2133 |
Attaché....I think it's French for BBQ? |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2134 |
Sweetheart, how do you want your presentation - well done, or I don't give a damn? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2135 |
Chowhound was surprisingly helpful with wine pairings for cooked books. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2136 |
How the briefcase you purchased on eBay got its vintage distressed look. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2137 |
That isn't what I meant by 'cooking the books.' |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2138 |
The books are fully cooked; we just need to warm them up. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2139 |
Honey, let's talk about your barbecue-life balance. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2140 |
I'm trying to heat up a new deal |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2141 |
No more half baked ideas. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2142 |
My boss said to go home and cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2143 |
I know its tough to grill an open and shut case but we have to try.I have a lock on it, trust me. The handle is the toughest part. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2144 |
Well, it seemed the safest way to cook the books... |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2145 |
Nothing says "hard-working but not obsessed with success" like grill marks on your briefcase. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2146 |
I'm beginning to suspect this really isn't a grass fed brief. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2147 |
Grill marks are the rage on Capital Hill right now.... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2148 |
That should cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2149 |
So he did cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2150 |
Should be done with my work in just a minute or two. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2151 |
I'm told grill marks make things look more genuine. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2152 |
It's cedar plank. It locks in the flavor. |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2153 |
Honey, I thought I told you to stay inside and toss the ball point pens. |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2154 |
The recipe said a brief cooking time. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2155 |
Should have done the marinade, not the dry rub |
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49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2156 |
Like my new beefcase? |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2157 |
Don't worry, I'm hot on the case. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2158 |
We're gonna need some extra barbecue sauce. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2159 |
Like my career, it isn't done in the middle. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2160 |
We have one of those "eat what you kill" kind of partnerships. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2161 |
Still haven't quite figured out this retirement thing. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2162 |
should've brined it. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2163 |
Honey, I don't think this is what your boss meant by "cook the books"! |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2164 |
I got tired of bringing home the bacon. |
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45 |
2 |
2 |
2165 |
Maybe just the books next time. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2166 |
Is this your not so subtle way of conveying work hard, play harder? |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2167 |
I know, but it's organic and locally sourced. |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2168 |
I'm hungry for early retirement. |
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0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2169 |
If you can't eat a horse don't say you can. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2170 |
Would you like sticky notes and staples on the side? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2171 |
Cooked books are just . . . about . . . done. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2172 |
Work-life balance |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2173 |
How would you like your stakes? |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2174 |
Just be careful not to choke on the annual report. |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2175 |
Saw it on Guy Fieri's new show 'Cooking The Books'. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2176 |
I am finding my work-eat balance. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2177 |
Stick a fork in it, my career's done. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2178 |
I have to flip it before the lock opens, or it will be overdone. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2179 |
I'm pissing out of my ass. |
1.1224 |
0.06921 |
49 |
46 |
0 |
3 |
2180 |
How long on each side when you cooking the books? |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2181 |
I don't think it will ever truly be done. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2182 |
I don't know... it looks a little leathery. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2183 |
The boss said my report needs more sizzle. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2184 |
The Oscar Mayer account is as good as mine. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2185 |
Here's to a job well done! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2186 |
These books are a lot tougher to cook than the books at Enron. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2187 |
Let's just make it brief, OK? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2188 |
Hmm. Tough case. Maybe should've used a marinade. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2189 |
I'm working on a really hot case. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2190 |
My boss told me I should prepare for a grilling. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2191 |
You're really more char-broiled than fired. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2192 |
I like it rare, keep it brief. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2193 |
You think you've had shoe leather? Try this! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2194 |
The boss said this had better be well-done. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2195 |
Some retirement dinner THIS is! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2196 |
Looks ready to feed to the IRS. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2197 |
Don't worry; it only smells leathery. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2198 |
Is Samsonite vegetarian? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2199 |
After the way the D. A. grilled my client this is only poetic justice in remembrance of that lost case. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2200 |
The boss likes things well done. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2201 |
I don't think this wine goes with pigskin. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2202 |
I heard greed was good. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2203 |
Cold case. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2204 |
Now this is what I call a job well done. |
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0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2205 |
The manila folders bring a beautiful woodsy note to the mushrooms and the effect of the balsamic cartridge in my printer is nothing short of spectacular. |
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0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2206 |
It was a nice gesture, but no more turduckin briefcases for Father's Day. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2207 |
I find if you cook the books over an open flame they tend to char. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2208 |
I know it's cowhide, dear. But it looks like a case of indigestion to me. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2209 |
I want something to match my pinstripe suit. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2210 |
Needs salt! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2211 |
I think five minutes on each side should do it . . . |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2212 |
This case is really heating up. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2213 |
A few more minutes until catharsis. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2214 |
I don't know if this is what they meant by power cooking. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2215 |
Top secret recipe. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2216 |
I just love cooking for your parents. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2217 |
It's supposed to stick. It's an attaché case. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2218 |
The sauce starts with a good stock. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2219 |
Briefcase brisket. Try it. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2220 |
Going paleo is expensive. Costs some real dough. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2221 |
When the handle turns a smoky brown, it's done. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2222 |
But the boss said to put it on the back burner. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2223 |
On second thought, let's keep this brief. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2224 |
Honey, I don't think you gave the problem enough time to marinate. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2225 |
The boss told me my reports were too full of half-baked ideas. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2226 |
I guess when we voted against UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME we never thought law or banking could be replaced by bots. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2227 |
I'm trying to fully bake my idea for work. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2228 |
They said the bacon cooks right in the box. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2229 |
I think it's dun. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2230 |
Make the salad, this will be done briefly. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2231 |
When the market heats up, I'll flip it. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2232 |
I know the money is not safe in the bank, but are you sure that putting it in the barbecue will keep it safe? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2233 |
One career, medium well done. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2234 |
At the interview, I felt kinda funny when they asked me if I knew how to cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2235 |
Would you like ties with that? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2236 |
Would you like your books cooked medium or well done |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2237 |
Perhaps after all, it wasn't a job well done... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2238 |
I told him. "Yes sir... I'm going to sweat over this all night" |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2239 |
By the time I realized you'd said "beefsteak" it had finished marinating so I just threw it on. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2240 |
Stripes are in this season. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2241 |
I'm supposed to cook the books |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2242 |
Flip it over so it doesn't taste leathery. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2243 |
It will only smell for a little while. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2244 |
I'm thinking twenty minutes on each side. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2245 |
I'd be glad to write one if the tiny icon that appears in place of the cartoon would open for me. |
1.1224 |
0.06921 |
49 |
46 |
0 |
3 |
2246 |
I thought I cooked the books on Wednesday. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2247 |
I'm still working on my work-life balance. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2248 |
Burgers taste better in a beefcase. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2249 |
Extraordinary! A cow with a sense of humor! |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2250 |
Leave it up to you Adam to put a summer flair on "cooking the books" |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2251 |
Yeah, the vegan ones are far too rubbery. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2252 |
I never know how long to broil a briefcase. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2253 |
My boss wants these reports to be well done, |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2254 |
Give me the combination or I close the lid. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2255 |
I think I've finally solved my drinking problem. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2256 |
This is how we cook the books |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2257 |
Yes sir, the contracts will be very well done. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2258 |
It was easier to cook the books when they were paper. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2259 |
This is almost done. How was your cell phone? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2260 |
I didn't ask if we should have saved more for retirement. I asked for a fork. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2261 |
Now, where did I put my keys? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2262 |
Cooking the books is harder than it looks. . . |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2263 |
I quit my job today and I'm not going back. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2264 |
How was your day, honey?" "Pretty good. I grilled my work and my boss said i did very well. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2265 |
The books are done. Bring the kababs. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2266 |
You're fired! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2267 |
Well Done my dear! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2268 |
Are you sure that it's Gluten Free? |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2269 |
They grilled me, time for payback..... |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2270 |
Make it quick, Susan. I've got a pig case in the morning. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2271 |
I don't think this "Briefcase Full of Barbecue" is gonna work. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2272 |
In the winter I cook the account numbers, but come summer I prefer to grill them. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2273 |
So, how rare do you like your briefsteak? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2274 |
This is no substitute for cooking the books. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2275 |
I guess I should stop taking my work home. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2276 |
You're sure the attache's fresh? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2277 |
That backgammon game was very well done |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2278 |
I hate to say it, but you were right -- it was never about the taste. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2279 |
It won't be considered checked baggage if I can shrink it to the size of your hand purse. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2280 |
So that's where I put the secret lunch codes. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2281 |
You can count on me to bring home the bacon |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2282 |
I knew I cooked it too long. It's turned into leather. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2283 |
That's not how they cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2284 |
I'm grilling, just in case. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2285 |
Mitch said this would be best served medium rare with with a robust Cabernet. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2286 |
Red or White? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2287 |
They told me it would self-destruct. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2288 |
Your boss likes his books cooked well-done, right? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2289 |
I was fired today. Don't worry, I'm not burning any bridges. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2290 |
I think he said cook the books... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2291 |
I still can't get a handle on this barbecue thing. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2292 |
Never mind the books . . . I'm cooked too! |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2293 |
I have been waiting all day to get these depositions on the grill |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2294 |
Honey, I don't think your boss meant to literally cook the books. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2295 |
Nothing beats a dry-aged Argentinian bond stake. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2296 |
I cook it just long enough to kill the career without ruining the sandwich. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2297 |
Brilliant! We will be in Geneva before they discover that you BBQ'd the books. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2298 |
Oh! You meant get anything IN the case. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2299 |
I've decided to go meatless and paperless. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2300 |
I love cooking the books on a summer evening. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2301 |
Maybe we could compromise on your veal phobia thing with a little calf skin. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2302 |
actually, it's an ATTACHE CASE, carol, you fucking dumb ass |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2303 |
They said they were looking for someone well seasoned. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2304 |
This case will just take a minute. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2305 |
"More barbecue sauce still won't make the new health care bill more palatable". |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2306 |
I forgot the code to unlock the flavor. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2307 |
My boss said my career is toast, so... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2308 |
Do you know how the boss prefers his books to be cooked? |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2309 |
I cooked the numbers already, but this is a bit much. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2310 |
To my career I say, 'Well done'. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2311 |
It's an old cold case we've been trying to solve. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2312 |
I thought you said 'roast brief.' |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2313 |
My lawyer told me we're going to rake them over the coals. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2314 |
How do you like your fraud -- well done? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2315 |
It's a sumptuous, organic, humanely raised, 100% grass fed Australian cowhide. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2316 |
How will we know when it's done? |
1.1224 |
0.06921 |
49 |
46 |
0 |
3 |
2317 |
Do you really think this is what the boss meant when he asked me to cook the books? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2318 |
Sorry, the legal files take longer. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2319 |
Don't overcook it -- the last meal you cooked tasted like shoe leather. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2320 |
It's cow leather; should be quite tender. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2321 |
I got tired of burning the midnight oil. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2322 |
Since the election, merely drinking isn't enough. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2323 |
If it were done, when tis done, then twere well it were done quickly. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2324 |
Just cook it the same way you do the books but with a little less ink. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2325 |
I'll have to flip this case a few more times before I'm ready to serve. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2326 |
I told you I would bring home the bacon. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2327 |
The boss is coming and I want him to know I'm serious... |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2328 |
Honey, I don't think that's how you cook the books |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2329 |
This isn't what they meant by cooking the books. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2330 |
Have you seen my shoes? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2331 |
Do you like your case rare? |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2332 |
I don't think your boss was speaking literally when he said burn the files |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2333 |
Ed, that is a job well-done. |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2334 |
I hope this isn't the one with the money.... |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2335 |
You cook the books your way and I'll cook the books my way. |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2336 |
Brought home the bacon, honey! |
1.1224 |
0.04731 |
49 |
43 |
6 |
0 |
2337 |
Are you cooking up some business or are you just burnt out? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2338 |
You're right. "CEO BBQ" did seem a bridge too far. |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2339 |
Do you think we marinated the case enough? |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2340 |
I don't know...when I opened the grill, it was attachéd... |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2341 |
I think you misunderstood when I said job well done |
1.1224 |
0.06276 |
49 |
45 |
2 |
2 |
2342 |
Classifried? |
1.1224 |
0.05558 |
49 |
44 |
4 |
1 |
2343 |
It's a simple case of being out of gas |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2344 |
You told me shoe leather. Had I known brief case, I would have gotten the Vérité 2013 La Joie rather than the Chateau Montelena Cab. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2345 |
The boss wanted me to cook the books for some reason. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2346 |
Honey, when I said "Bring home the bacon," I didn't mean this. |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
2347 |
Sous off-EESE, actually. Sous vide for the grill. |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2348 |
Honey, I'm cooking the books. |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2349 |
just in case |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2350 |
Why is everyone complaining that the steaks are leathery? |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2351 |
Well done! |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2352 |
Do you think we should switch to red wine with your brief dear? |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2353 |
It's going to go perfectly with my stressed jeans! |
1.1190 |
0.06099 |
42 |
38 |
3 |
1 |
2354 |
I'd feel better about doing this with a golden parachute. |
1.1190 |
0.06986 |
42 |
39 |
1 |
2 |
2355 |
I shouldn't have told you who my boss voted for |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
2356 |
This is going to be one hot case. |
1.1143 |
0.06825 |
35 |
32 |
2 |
1 |
2357 |
Cooking the books usually makes bad reports easier to swallow. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2358 |
Darling, do you by any chance have any Grey Poupon? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2359 |
I love the smell of flame broiled Corinthian Leather with a garlic sauce marinate in the evening. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2360 |
La La Land? Moonlight? I don't care anymore! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2361 |
Silly me, I forgot to defrost the steaks. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2362 |
Honey, am I drunk? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2363 |
This ought to cook up a good deal. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2364 |
I'm still trying to perfect the finer points of my Porkfolio. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2365 |
Paul, I think you misunderstood me when I said to throw something on "just in case." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2366 |
Anyone for grilled brief steaks? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2367 |
You really meant it when you said you were going to cook the books. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2368 |
Maybe it was "beef steak". |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2369 |
He's grilled his last witness. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2370 |
Brief? No. It might be awhile... the butcher says to cook it until the hinges fall off. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2371 |
I'll make this brief. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2372 |
I decided to marinate the cash stuffing overnight. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2373 |
Wolfgang Puck says baste with a tapenade of Spanish olives and shredded contracts. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2374 |
They told me it was grass-fed. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2375 |
"I hope you used tenderizer on that". |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2376 |
Cheryl was becoming less able to tolerate her husband's mansplaining. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2377 |
Honey, Are you sure the recipe said "files" not "filet"? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2378 |
Wurst-case scenario. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2379 |
I'm experimenting with encased meats. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2380 |
Better get the tongs. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2381 |
Honey, I told you buy the bigger spatula. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2382 |
I thought I had put it on the back burner. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2383 |
Early retirement never looked so good! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2384 |
I'm wondering now if "cook the books" was a metaphor. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2385 |
You are what you eat |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2386 |
They said to practice grilling our depositions at home. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2387 |
There may be some lingering resentment. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2388 |
When it's done, I rest my case. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2389 |
Remember, it takes only a brief amount of time on each side! |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2390 |
Oh Honey....cooking the books is really just a Euphemism! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2391 |
Think the accountant would like onions? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2392 |
I'm guessing you thought it said "files of salmon". |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2393 |
I swear I said Beefsteak. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2394 |
I've had second thoughts about following in Assange's footsteps. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2395 |
looks like we've got a case cookin' here! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2396 |
It says ten minutes on each side and the books are cooked. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2397 |
The boss said I'd have to start cooking the books |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2398 |
You promise it will taste like chicken? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2399 |
Honey, don't tell anyone: It's Madoff's secret recipe for cooking the books! |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2400 |
I don't care what kind of deal you got-this beef is old... |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2401 |
It is left over from the office party. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2402 |
Do me a favor and grab me my alzheimers pills. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2403 |
This is not what they meant when they told you to cook the books |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2404 |
Nonsense! I marinated it for 24 hours, it'll be fine. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2405 |
No honey, I said "heat up the beef base..." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2406 |
I have just one burning question |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2407 |
I forgot to stop at the butcher's after work. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2408 |
It didn't happen if there's no evidence so stop complaining and drink your wine. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2409 |
Is this why my burgers always taste leathery? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2410 |
If we open it too soon we'll lose all the liquidity. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2411 |
Boss said it's not cooking the books if you grill the briefcase. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2412 |
I'm just banking the coals |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2413 |
Dose he always have his lunch heated this way. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2414 |
My boss said my work needed to be well done |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2415 |
Working from home is so confusing sometimes. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2416 |
Now, isn't this much better than shredding all those documents. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2417 |
Retirement is about making do with what you saved |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2418 |
The boss said cook the books.... but it is summer. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2419 |
How do you like the hinges; a little pink or well done? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2420 |
Our meals together are brief. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2421 |
Hope this is right. I've never cooked the books before. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2422 |
I'm prepping my brief for the Senate committee. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2423 |
My boss said he wanted reports with a bit more flavor. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2424 |
Ya gotta serve it just as it opens. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2425 |
I don't know why other people have trouble with work/life balance. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2426 |
What am I DOING? ...I forgot to marinade! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2427 |
You should have skinned it first. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2428 |
Honey are you sure the butcher understood you? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2429 |
He said to cook the books, he did not say how long on each side. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2430 |
It's an old Trump family recipe. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2431 |
They said my career was toast, didn't they? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2432 |
I think my work is well done. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2433 |
That damn dog eats so much homework! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2434 |
So, how would you like your files, rare or well done? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2435 |
They said I can't handcuff it to my wrist until the documents are completely done. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2436 |
I realized that every great idea I ever had happened right here. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2437 |
I'm cooking up some hot briefs for the senior partners |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2438 |
You never heard of a Hamburg briefcase? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2439 |
Grilled briefcase always goes well with a red acid reflux. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2440 |
We agreed the grilling is MY business |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2441 |
It's 100% lean. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2442 |
Hurry up James, The President Trump is about to arrive |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2443 |
...and for the main course we have flambéed attaché with spicy roasted pencil shavings and a local pink slip gremolata. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2444 |
Is that another one of your half-baked ideas? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2445 |
I prefer work rare but of course the boss always wants well done. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2446 |
This must be George Foreman's lawyers grill? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2447 |
A little bit of A-1, and it will be just great! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2448 |
You're frying them? Your ideas were already half-baked! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2449 |
I can never tell when these are done |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2450 |
The butcher promised me cooking this would be brief." |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2451 |
Oh great it's Dad's 'world famous turkey jerky'. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2452 |
At least it's not shoe leather. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2453 |
Sorry, I'm pretty sure it's not vegan. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2454 |
No matter what I try, it seems to always taste like leather. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2455 |
I just love love love the smell of Cajun-flavored Corinthian leather around dinner time! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2456 |
Do you think it has the right patina? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2457 |
It's how we cook the books during summer. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2458 |
I'm worried it's going to be too leathery. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2459 |
I promise you, "Dans la Mallette" is the next "Sous Vide." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2460 |
my case in point. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2461 |
Really, Greg, grilled brief? Is this some kind of a joke? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2462 |
Are you sure it said, 'Sear after reading'? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2463 |
I don't think I marinated it long enough. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2464 |
They say a solid case can take a grilling with no problem. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2465 |
I thought it would be more relaxing to grill myself about work. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2466 |
Work has really been heating up lately. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2467 |
I've always thought grief would taste like chicken. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2468 |
Does twenty seconds on each side before grilling sound about right? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2469 |
We'll deduct the meal as a business expense. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2470 |
Yup. Definitely overworked. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2471 |
It's an acquired taste. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2472 |
For $1500 you'd think our accountant would have done this! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2473 |
They'll never suspect I've been cooking the books. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2474 |
...Looks like the books were cooked before I got here. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2475 |
That unequivocal judge said that my briefs should be grilled. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2476 |
Get the pension sauce. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2477 |
You've got to stop bringing your work home with you |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2478 |
The butcher suggested we serve it with fruity Pinot to offset the leathery aftertaste. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2479 |
I never thought it could be this bad if I didn't make partner. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2480 |
I miss the days when you could just cook the books without being some kind of grill master. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2481 |
But He TOLD me it was a beefcase! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2482 |
You want cheese, honey? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2483 |
I think you should brown it on both sides |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2484 |
Being outsmarted by the grill yet again |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2485 |
It was featured as an all-purpose brief case. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2486 |
It'd be tough as leather without your special marinade! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2487 |
I fear I'm not cut out for working from home. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2488 |
We can make it a rare deal or well done project. It's your choice. |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2489 |
I guess you lost the contract. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2490 |
I was fired today |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2491 |
Medium well O. K. ? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2492 |
The prosecutor said this case requires intense grilling. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2493 |
I'm trying to work up an appetite. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2494 |
This case is done. There's no need to grill the defendant. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2495 |
The boss said, 'I hope you're cooking the books;' then he gave me the attache. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2496 |
How well done do you like your briefcase? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2497 |
I guess I did tell you that you could invite the office to the barbecue. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2498 |
Oh. Grill the ambassador's new attache'. My god, please don't tell anyone I did this. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2499 |
Now that's what I call 'a job well done." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2500 |
'Casual Friday' |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2501 |
Well, they can't say these reports aren't done. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2502 |
I can't decide if I prefer work rare or well done. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2503 |
Because I like grill marks on my Briefcase, that's why. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2504 |
I didn't catch it in time, it might be a bit leathery. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2505 |
The Hendersons are bringing a Syrah. It's top-grain cowhide. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2506 |
A Hot case, indeed. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2507 |
I'm making it well done. Nothing inside is. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2508 |
When you said your work was consuming, I didn't realize things had gotten this bad... |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2509 |
It's one benefit of getting let go. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2510 |
I must have over-cooked it. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2511 |
I think it's gonna be tough as leather, but easy to handle! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2512 |
So where's my 'Kiss the mid-level manager' apron? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2513 |
Don't overdo it, hon. This is a Murder Mystery Party. They like their cases rare. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2514 |
It looked a bit leathery so tenderized it just in case. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2515 |
How do you want your 'Attache Flambe' done? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2516 |
Hun, did you notice where I hung my suit? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2517 |
They said if I manage to cook the books I will likely get off!! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2518 |
Work comes first. Then the burgers. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2519 |
Looks like a job well done. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2520 |
Cooking books? |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2521 |
This is NOT what I meant by "mixing business with pleasure." |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2522 |
Cooking the books is never easy. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2523 |
Don't cook the books too much! Just enough to get us through this quarter... |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2524 |
I'm not sure this is what they meant by grilling the witness, dear |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2525 |
No tougher than my usual steaks... |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2526 |
Once you finish grilling it, it tells you who really hacked the election. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2527 |
It's vegan, edible, and therefore, recyclable. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2528 |
Farewell, Wall Street Commute. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2529 |
Is it two or three minutes on each side? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2530 |
Honey I hope you don't overcook it - documents inside will lose its flavour |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2531 |
The boss told me to come up with some hot new ideas, so I thought this might get the old juices flowing! |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2532 |
How novel charbroiling incriminating evidence |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2533 |
I have to eat my words. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2534 |
I don't know; does this just scream "involuntary retirement"? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2535 |
It's locally sourced. You won't believe the crust. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2536 |
We'll see if it's REAL cowhide! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2537 |
This case against Trump is cooked |
1.1111 |
0.06531 |
45 |
42 |
1 |
2 |
2538 |
I know it's not much of a protest, but they don't allow grills at work. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2539 |
Gotta be careful. If it cooks too long it'll be leathery. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2540 |
The congressman who gave it to me said it was full of pork! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2541 |
Are you sure its Vegan Faux Leather? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2542 |
I thought they told you to 'cook the books.' |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2543 |
Is this what's called "cooking the books"? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2544 |
That stupid boss of mine told me to put my project on the back burner. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2545 |
How does your boss like his briefcase? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2546 |
But you told me to "literally cook the books." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2547 |
Are you sure the case pops up when the chicken is ready? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2548 |
The boss wants me to cook the numbers. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2549 |
Do you think it's time to turn it yet? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2550 |
Uhh... honey, I said beef-steaks. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2551 |
You're sure this is how Julia Child got started? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2552 |
Dave from legal told me this one's juicy. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2553 |
Management told me to cook the books. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2554 |
I thought that cooking the books would be harder. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2555 |
they want a well-done report |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2556 |
It's beef by designer Kobe |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2557 |
I brought a raw steak to the power meeting today. I'm losing it, babe. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2558 |
And now for a brief sear. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2559 |
Finally, I implemented these external memory hard disks |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2560 |
Apple crisp is my specialty. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2561 |
This should be done briefly. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2562 |
I'll be the one to grill that confession out of you |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2563 |
Is it vegan leather? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2564 |
How do you like your briefcase? |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2565 |
This will stop the investigation. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2566 |
Attache? Three minutes on a side. Brief Case? Four. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2567 |
John said to let the proposal marinate before grilling him on it. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2568 |
Obviously, nothing calls for a short grilling time more than briefsteak. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2569 |
One brief minute on each side should do it. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2570 |
I'm trying to cook the books evenly, on both sides. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2571 |
Check the deep fryer and see if my laptop's ready. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2572 |
the butcher said to give it a brief sear. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2573 |
I learned it on, "Chopped." |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2574 |
We get paid on Monday, right? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2575 |
What do you think, lid open or closed? |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2576 |
It's not REALLY barbecue if you don't use Mesquite. Without Mesquite it's just not the same. |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2577 |
My boss told me that this project better be well-done! |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2578 |
I thought it said beef case. |
1.1111 |
0.05705 |
45 |
41 |
3 |
1 |
2579 |
Year 2035 - "I told ya you couldn't cook a steak without your smartphone." |
1.1111 |
0.04738 |
45 |
40 |
5 |
0 |
2580 |
This brief-quesadilla needs some salt... |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2581 |
Maybe if I took them out first, they'd cook better. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2582 |
It's good, I learned how at our Corporate Camping Weekend. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2583 |
It said,open lid and then open briefcase and follow instrructions. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2584 |
I was warned this position had a high turnover rate. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2585 |
Leather is best, but it should work with vinyl. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2586 |
If I keep them in the case, it's not technically "cooking the books." |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2587 |
Are you sure he told you to COOK the books? |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2588 |
The leather is raw hide, so we should give it a few more minutes. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2589 |
I still don't see how this is a compromise. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2590 |
I've decided to consume my work...back off Sharleen. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2591 |
The boss told me to investigate a hot case. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2592 |
Maybe this wasn’t the business end of the cow. |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
2593 |
If I cook the books at home, they'll never notice. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2594 |
Did we forget to marinate? |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2595 |
This was a "alternative" way I decided to "cook the books" |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2596 |
I was thinking a nice wallet for dessert. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2597 |
It's an open and shut case. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2598 |
My boss said I should cook the books. |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
2599 |
Working vacations leave a bad taste in my mouth. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2600 |
Do you want memos with that? |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
2601 |
He said my ideas were undercooked. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2602 |
To tell you the truth....it feels rather good! |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2603 |
Charades, a deux. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2604 |
Honey, I really think sous vide would have been the way to go. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2605 |
My boss is going to grill me about this... |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2606 |
I hope it's made of cow hide and taste like beef jerky. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2607 |
This is definitely going to be a hot case! |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
2608 |
So that's where old briefcases go to die. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2609 |
Not a rosé. It goes better with cordovan. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2610 |
It may be a message from God, Allison, but I was more in the mood for a burger. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2611 |
Is this what you meant about mixing business with pleasure? |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2612 |
Theresa May to her husband, "Cook it until it looks like a wallet." |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2613 |
No, Kelly. It's not vegan. But I'm serving it anyway. |
1.1087 |
0.06392 |
46 |
43 |
1 |
2 |
2614 |
My boss said my work needed some sizzle |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2615 |
Cooking the books again, or just destroying evidence? |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2616 |
Darling, please pick a wine that goes with char-broiled Samsonite. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2617 |
After flippin' 30 years, it'll taste so good. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2618 |
We should have saved more for retirement. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2619 |
I give it five minutes before it confesses to ruining my weekend. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2620 |
Madge, the case is really heating up now |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2621 |
Honey, my career was bound to go up in flames by the end of the year anyways. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2622 |
I knew I left it somewhere. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2623 |
My boss said to rake it over the coals. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2624 |
I hear it holds in the flavor better. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2625 |
What are you worried about? It's not like I'm the only CPA in this neighborhood cooking the books. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2626 |
I'm not sure about this brief marinade. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2627 |
I'm sending my WH memos via smoke signal. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2628 |
The case had gone cold. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2629 |
I like my burgers tanned. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
2630 |
This thirty year old cold case is really heating up. |
1.1087 |
0.04640 |
46 |
41 |
5 |
0 |
2631 |
I'm cooking the books, just in case |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2632 |
I think 'well done' is in order... |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2633 |
Let's hope it's real leather and not vinyl. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2634 |
I know I could have gotten a handle on this case, if I had just started it in the right direction. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2635 |
That is one way to have stake in retirement. |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2636 |
"Is this well-done enough for you"? |
1.1064 |
0.05470 |
47 |
43 |
3 |
1 |
2637 |
Working from home is not as bad as I thought. |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
2638 |
Last week's winner ( "Shall I keep reading?"). Who picks this stuff? Sad. |
1.1064 |
0.06258 |
47 |
44 |
1 |
2 |
2639 |
Honey, I don't think that's what they mean by 'cooking the books'. |
1.1042 |
0.05359 |
48 |
44 |
3 |
1 |
2640 |
Well, it doesn't smell as bad as when we cooked the actual books. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2641 |
The butcher said the case sale was the best value. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2642 |
Dear, that's a case of brief, not beef. |
1.1042 |
0.04456 |
48 |
43 |
5 |
0 |
2643 |
Now they can really accuse me of cooking the books. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2644 |
Frankly dear I was getting tired of shoe leather. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2645 |
Another minute and the documents won't be rare, Harold! |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2646 |
Too bad -- all the rolls that size were sold out. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2647 |
Life is so unpredictable. Last week I was in the hospital with a blonde but this week I'm barbecuing a briefcase with a brunette. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2648 |
Are you sure that's what she meant when she said "well done"? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2649 |
If I don't get a job soon, this is going to taste like filet mignon compared to next week's meal. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2650 |
And I'll turn up the heat if it doesn't do the work itself. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2651 |
Another case well done. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2652 |
I think you're supposed to remove the hide first. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2653 |
These are all of the half-baked ideas that were sent to me this week. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2654 |
I really thought hazing would stop after college. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2655 |
I must have forgotten something. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2656 |
Honey are you sure its gluten-free? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2657 |
Shall we serve it with red or white, Gladys? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2658 |
Do you want your beefcase rare or medium? |
1.1026 |
0.07156 |
39 |
37 |
0 |
2 |
2659 |
Should I get the supersized spatula? |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2660 |
You should not have promised the Boswells there would be a non -Vegan option. |
1.1026 |
0.07156 |
39 |
37 |
0 |
2 |
2661 |
These organic briefsteaks look more leathery every week! |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2662 |
The last one we ate, it tasted like vinyl siding. |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2663 |
You're sure that's how "007" barbequed |
1.1026 |
0.06141 |
39 |
36 |
2 |
1 |
2664 |
When my boss told me to cook the books, I was surprised. Barbecue is definitely the way to go in this case. |
1.1020 |
0.04369 |
49 |
44 |
5 |
0 |
2665 |
Avoid using your spatula to press down and flip only one time. |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
2666 |
I'm tired of bringing my work home with me. |
1.1020 |
0.05253 |
49 |
45 |
3 |
1 |
2667 |
Crisp or well done? |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2668 |
The boss asked "what's cooking?" and I told him I was working on a really hot deal. |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
2669 |
Well dear, I was told that the contents of the case were high steaks and that they would go nicely with a dish called Wicked Leeks... |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
2670 |
The C.E.O. said "Cook the Books" ... How Hot and How Long...? |
1.0952 |
0.06652 |
42 |
40 |
0 |
2 |
2671 |
Mr. Corleone asked you to do what with the accounting books? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2672 |
You're sure the books are in there? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2673 |
Christ, what an asshole. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2674 |
I like my third quarter market analysis well done. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2675 |
Nothing beats a well-done portfolio--no extras needed. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2676 |
Hm - What sauce? Saddle soap or neetsfoot oil? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2677 |
The boss said 'cook the books', I'm guessing 'grill' is equivalent. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2678 |
It's a zoo out there. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2679 |
Honey, when it's lightly brown turn it over and continue to grill for 3 to 5 minutes. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2680 |
Monograms are so passé. Grillogram for me. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2681 |
If this is my bread and butter, then I'll have it toasted. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2682 |
The sizzle will be ready to sell in a few minutes. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2683 |
Oh, I thought the recipe was for 'cas de bref" but I guess bouef makes more sense now that I think about it. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2684 |
Oh, I'm just cooking the books. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2685 |
Retirement Ritual |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2686 |
You're fired! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2687 |
I'm afraid to flip it too soon. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2688 |
You are not wearing your hearing aides again.Tom said that the work was your grueling weekend assignment, Jim. Not grilling." |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2689 |
He wanted it well-done. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2690 |
This is going to be a very brief barbecue. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2691 |
Honey, do you want your paperwork medium or well done? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2692 |
They said the briefcase grill is one of the hottest items for summer |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2693 |
Do you think this side is brown enough? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2694 |
Maybe it needs more tenderizer. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2695 |
I'm reheating my hot ideas. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2696 |
I'm not sure about these "business casual" BBQs. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2697 |
What best for a July Fourth barbecue than all these pink slips I have to give out at work? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2698 |
Papers ... the dude's papers |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2699 |
She may have said that she wanted the beef glazed, not brief cased. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2700 |
"101 Cow-related Alternatives to Real Meat" is a resourceful cookbook for the unemployed. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2701 |
Now he's fired, too. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2702 |
I think I'll just stick to cooking the books. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2703 |
My butcher said this is no ordinary cut. It’s Italian Leather. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2704 |
the ink on the paperwork brings out a certain je ne sais pas to the meat |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2705 |
Just a few more minutes and earnings per share should be right at analyst's expectations. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2706 |
I'll show my boss a job well-done... |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2707 |
Are you sure this is what Mr. Jones meant by ‘cooking the books’? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2708 |
That 'beefcase' looks a little well done! |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2709 |
Honey, let me explain to you what the doctor meant by "you need more fiber". |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2710 |
It said "..marinate, then grill, in brief" |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2711 |
He said it's a job well done. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2712 |
It's D.C. honey. Even the griller needs representation. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2713 |
Honey let's have another glass of wine. I think this case is closed. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2714 |
This is a very juicy briefcase. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2715 |
It's the new Hamsonite. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2716 |
Job well done, honey. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2717 |
I guess this is better than waking up to a horse head in your sheets, Mr. Cohen |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2718 |
Flip it quick. I don't want my work life balance to get charred. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2719 |
Are you sure its money BBQing? I always thought it was money laundering. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2720 |
Burning bridges, burning valises. What's the difference? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2721 |
I'm supposed to cook the books over the weekend |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2722 |
Honey, don't be ridiculous ... use our high-temperature silicone spatula. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2723 |
You want a nice, leathery texture. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2724 |
You can't cook the books without searing a few papers. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2725 |
should've brined it. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2726 |
Congrats on a case well done. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2727 |
Lean green billing machine ? - a toast to retirement, my little lamb chop |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2728 |
I thought the way Comey was fired was bad! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2729 |
As soon as the books are cooked. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2730 |
But this was all I could afford in Brooklyn. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2731 |
I think I'll need a bigger spatula. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2732 |
Yes, I followed the recipe, but I'm convinced it's going to come out leathery. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2733 |
I don’t even care if it’s not tender. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2734 |
I think you should open it. It will cook faster. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2735 |
It’s just not as distressed as the Etsy shop led me to believe. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2736 |
Honey ? Where did we get that bowl of sugar cubes ? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2737 |
I'm practicing for my grilling in court. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2738 |
Does imitation cowhide count as vegan? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2739 |
Just another two minutes on each side and the Wellman Report will be done. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2740 |
It's my late Uncle Vinnie's recipe for Sicilian file fish. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2741 |
Are you sure it said satchel and not satay? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2742 |
Should we get out the briefcase thermometer? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2743 |
They told me to digest the content. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2744 |
The only way to break free, Alice--no more court cases and no more presidents. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2745 |
Just trying to cook the books before the company audit, like my boss told me... |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2746 |
Somehow I just can't get the hang of urban cookouts. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2747 |
This should pair nicely with some warm beer. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2748 |
It was marinated in sweat and tears, do you think I should add pepper? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2749 |
I cooked the books at the office. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2750 |
Gottenbottom said to see what I could cook up, but honestly, I think he's off his rocker. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2751 |
Tonight, I will be serving a job well done |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2752 |
You are suppose to remove the books from the case before they're cooked. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2753 |
I know you prefer ribs. You know I like my work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2754 |
Law school taught me how to cook up a good case. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2755 |
Looks like they really want me to 'cook the books' |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2756 |
I left the steak at work. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2757 |
Do you think that grilling the books is as effective as cooking the books? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2758 |
These documents are no longer rare. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2759 |
I had ordered distressed leather. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2760 |
The boss always appreciates a job well done. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2761 |
This job is on fire! |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2762 |
The recipe said to grill the fish for a brief time just in case. |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2763 |
Can you get the doctor, I'm feeling sober? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2764 |
Cooking the books again, Fred? |
1.0952 |
0.05712 |
42 |
39 |
2 |
1 |
2765 |
Dear how many times have I told you to stop bringing work home on the weekends? |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2766 |
Gotta get the alligatoring pattern right. |
1.0952 |
0.04584 |
42 |
38 |
4 |
0 |
2767 |
Ugh, it's gone like leather now |
1.0952 |