Contest #574


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574


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2017-06-26
Voting ended -
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Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2017-07-09 (estimated)
Number of captions 4894
Number of responses 410803
Number of participants 14549


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'd better give it a little longer. It's a really tough case. 2.0859 0.01307 3330 816 1412 1102
1 He told me to cook the books, but didn't say for how long. 1.9919 0.01104 4666 1345 2014 1307
2 Something tells me that there are two prime rib steaks sitting on my desk. 1.9793 0.01184 4539 1491 1651 1397
3 What makes you think I quit my job? 1.9684 0.01656 2087 631 891 565
4 Hopefully cooking the books works better than laundering the money. 1.9679 0.01685 2084 651 849 584
5 No, I won't be going back to work on Monday. Why do you ask? 1.9645 0.01197 4060 1255 1694 1111
6 Cases like this are rare. 1.9494 0.01121 4825 1590 1889 1346
7 Dinner will be brief tonight. 1.9486 0.01514 2510 790 1059 661
8 How often do you turn over your portfolio? 1.9382 0.01423 2862 923 1193 746
9 Not really sure,my boss just said, "Put it on the back burner." 1.9372 0.01403 2915 933 1232 750
10 I roast my case. 1.8966 0.01189 4412 1627 1614 1171
11 I normally love grilling but this feels like work. 1.8699 0.01186 4213 1557 1647 1009
12 I should've said, 'I'll eat my hat.' 1.8438 0.01323 3341 1278 1307 756
13 It's lambskin. I think a Merlot would go better. 1.8361 0.01312 3246 1216 1346 684
14 No Dear, it's not done until it opens. 1.8220 0.01313 3371 1333 1305 733
15 I got this recipe from one of Martha Stewart's old accountants. 1.8024 0.01481 2748 1153 985 610
16 Two words I never hear at the office: Well done. 1.7932 0.01362 3201 1350 1163 688
17 Go shred some paper for the salad. 1.7929 0.02068 1381 580 507 294
18 So my last report wasn't well done? Wait'll he sees this one. 1.7775 0.01557 2346 986 896 464
19 You want files with that? 1.7693 0.01504 2692 1201 911 580
20 They just told me to cook the books. 1.7684 0.02451 911 379 364 168
21 Ask the kids how they want their backpacks. 1.7600 0.01524 2667 1222 863 582
22 The secret is to stuff it with mindless paperwork, and slather it with years of misery and stress 1.7505 0.02075 1395 636 471 288
23 It's free range, grass-fed brief 1.7476 0.05559 210 101 61 48
24 Should I get started on the white collared greens? 1.7436 0.02275 1131 513 395 223
25 Did something happen at work today that you need to tell me about? 1.7409 0.01339 2945 1258 1192 495
26 I think my work here is done. 1.7378 0.01495 2456 1080 940 436
27 Remember when you burned your bra? 1.7342 0.01584 2449 1164 772 513
28 Didn’t we cook the books last quarter? 1.7316 0.01283 3413 1540 1249 624
29 Honey, are you cooking the books again? 1.7285 0.01529 2361 1059 884 418
30 Regardless, Muriel, a cow died. 1.7124 0.01658 2149 1032 703 414
31 I never can tell for sure if it's done on the inside. 1.7116 0.01916 1408 625 564 219
32 I know they're vegan. It's pleather. 1.6952 0.01693 2090 1041 645 404
33 The key is to let it marinate for five years in a miasma of unfulfilled ambitions. 1.6881 0.01801 1853 936 559 358
34 Be done in a jiffy. It's only a brief case. 1.6823 0.03073 576 277 205 94
35 I think he said grilled beef not brief, Sweetheart. 1.6775 0.01593 1975 916 780 279
36 There's something to be said for a job well done. 1.6692 0.06588 130 65 43 22
37 Well, that's the last of the IRS agent. 1.6661 0.02288 1162 612 326 224
38 So, you didn't say brief bisket? 1.6625 0.02638 809 410 262 137
39 Samsonite has all the flavor of Hermès but at a fraction of the price. 1.6501 0.01923 1449 730 496 223
40 I prefer mine with just a little pink slip in the middle. 1.6435 0.03034 575 291 198 86
41 We call it "Cooking the books." 1.6417 0.01993 1270 629 467 174
42 I don't get it. My father made a fortune cooking the books. 1.6407 0.01497 2321 1170 815 336
43 Maybe he said, 'beef steaks.' 1.6305 0.01647 2000 1048 643 309
44 How do you like yours? Rare, medium, or impervious to forensic audit? 1.6287 0.02826 703 376 212 115
45 There is nothing like the satisfaction of a job well done. 1.6165 0.02110 1116 573 398 145
46 Am I making a bold statement here, Edith, or am I just drunk? 1.6085 0.02984 636 353 179 104
47 It was a cold case. 1.5988 0.01807 1558 834 515 209
48 Don't ask me about my business, Kay. Don't ever ask me about my business. 1.5988 0.02131 1189 655 356 178
49 It's an old Enron recipe 1.5987 0.02703 745 412 220 113
50 Everything at work is fine. Why do you ask? 1.5897 0.01867 1511 835 461 215
51 Are you planning on doing this to everything you got from the Trump store? 1.5856 0.03815 403 236 98 69
52 All the juicy stuff is on the inside. 1.5701 0.02015 1149 621 401 127
53 I like a job that's well done. 1.5659 0.01955 1267 701 415 151
54 How was your day? 1.5656 0.03111 518 291 161 66
55 If I'm going to have to eat my words they're going to be grilled to perfection. 1.5551 0.03075 508 285 164 59
56 They said to case the place FROM the BBQ, NOT place the case ON the BBQ. 1.5541 0.02238 1119 674 270 175
57 Hotdogs!! Just in case. 1.5454 0.02367 1058 663 213 182
58 No matter how intense the grilling, my case holds up! 1.5451 0.02203 1042 608 300 134
59 They know I'm cooking the books... this will help with the insanity defense! 1.5430 0.04945 186 104 63 19
60 Laptop in the microwave, cellphone in the blender. Did I forget anything? 1.5395 0.03348 430 248 132 50
61 I think this case is about to heat up. 1.5385 0.02278 897 511 289 97
62 It's a trick my accountant showed me. 1.5378 0.02354 872 505 265 102
63 In my mind I was always imagining a big fancy retirement party. 1.5313 0.02522 766 450 225 91
64 The recipe said to start off with a brief searing..... 1.5291 0.02616 652 371 217 64
65 It's the smell of success, Joan. 1.5287 0.02495 783 462 228 93
66 I'm afraid this means the boss is reviewing a bunch of hamburger patties tonight. 1.5260 0.02545 789 477 209 103
67 You wanted me to barbecue this weekend and my boss wanted me to work. This seems like an acceptable compromise. 1.5067 0.02665 598 347 199 52
68 Oh yeah? I'll show YOU fired! 1.5061 0.02707 652 396 182 74
69 So then I said, 'If you win, I'll eat my briefcase.' 1.5056 0.02654 621 365 198 58
70 The recipe said to cook it briefly. 1.5054 0.02681 643 386 189 68
71 Personally, I would have removed the severance check. 1.5050 0.02867 598 368 158 72
72 Maybe we should just get a shredder. 1.5024 0.02836 623 388 157 78
73 The instructions said "Brown brief case." 1.5016 0.02748 616 373 177 66
74 Because the house will smell for days if I put it in the oven. 1.5000 0.03354 430 265 115 50
75 My interview? Why do you ask? 1.4991 0.02852 577 352 162 63
76 I'd butterfly it, but I forgot the combination. 1.4987 0.03725 379 242 85 52
77 I know what my boss meant by 'cook the books.' I'm being passive-aggressive. 1.4970 0.03740 328 199 95 34
78 I promise this is my last case. 1.4957 0.02844 579 355 161 63
79 That's right, briefcase chicken -- nobody believed in beer can chicken, either. 1.4948 0.02809 574 348 168 58
80 Do you like yours briefed, underbriefed, or totally classified? 1.4934 0.02832 608 380 156 72
81 ... and on the eighth day he cremated hamsters. 1.4922 0.03085 577 379 112 86
82 We really should buy a paper shredder. 1.4899 0.02940 545 338 147 60
83 So you're not going to work on Monday? 1.4861 0.03469 397 249 103 45
84 I'll give it a couple more minutes to make sure there's no pink slip in there. 1.4845 0.03111 485 303 129 53
85 Did I mention I quit my job today? 1.4842 0.03102 475 294 132 49
86 Burgers on bottom, flattener on top, burgers on bottom, flattener on top, ... 1.4792 0.03067 528 340 123 65
87 I don't want to overcook it or it'll taste like leather. 1.4762 0.03023 504 317 134 53
88 My performance review says I need more sizzle. 1.4762 0.03010 504 316 136 52
89 I said, "where's the beef?" not "where's the brief?" 1.4756 0.02911 492 299 152 41
90 It's my accountant's secret recipe. 1.4755 0.05599 143 89 40 14
91 Eileen realizes their tax problems stem not only from Bill's bad math skills, but his inability to decipher common idioms as well. 1.4744 0.03706 371 243 80 48
92 OK, two more minutes and we can add the wingtips. 1.4713 0.03233 418 260 119 39
93 They said it was free range, but that handle makes me suspicious. 1.4695 0.03635 328 204 94 30
94 You SAID, "I put a sandwich in your brief case. Be sure and heat it up." 1.4642 0.03500 349 218 100 31
95 We call this grillable hours 1.4627 0.03229 415 261 116 38
96 Your mother wants hers "well done," so I figured I wouldn't waste a steak on her. 1.4617 0.03335 418 270 103 45
97 I like it with a little pink slip in the middle. 1.4595 0.03271 420 269 109 42
98 I bet it tastes as good as your skirt steak. 1.4521 0.04217 261 171 62 28
99 This is why I don’t leave you alone with the kids. 1.4493 0.03880 276 175 78 23
100 Are you sure 'papillote' means briefcase? 1.4475 0.03515 362 236 90 36
101 Did I mention I quit today? 1.4454 0.03551 366 242 85 39
102 We can do this the easy way or the hard way, but you are going to open up. 1.4451 0.03413 364 234 98 32
103 Honey, did they want those documents singed? Or signed? 1.4398 0.03503 357 234 89 34
104 You took the steak to work again, didn't you? 1.4397 0.03474 348 225 93 30
105 It combines my contempt for both my work and suburbia. 1.4396 0.03792 323 216 72 35
106 We are what we eat, Margaret. 1.4359 0.03754 312 206 76 30
107 This case will be done briefly. 1.4327 0.03338 342 217 102 23
108 I'm gonna need a bigger grill for the photocopier. 1.4319 0.03821 301 200 72 29
109 Well isn't that just the perfect ending to a perfect day. We're out of propane. 1.4297 0.04040 263 174 65 24
110 It means someone on the subway carried home two rib-steaks. 1.4286 0.03848 301 202 69 30
111 To be honest, this is my first time cooking the books. 1.4277 0.03777 318 215 70 33
112 are you cooking the books? 1.4268 0.05048 157 102 43 12
113 I'm working on a really hot case. 1.4256 0.03603 336 225 79 32
114 He handed me the briefcase and told me to cook the books. 1.4249 0.03683 313 208 77 28
115 I roast my case. 1.4244 0.03951 271 180 67 24
116 Our assets are frozen so it will take another twenty minutes. 1.4214 0.03653 299 196 80 23
117 The Boss needs these done by tomorrow 1.4201 0.03684 288 188 79 21
118 I must have left the hot dogs at the office. 1.4164 0.04038 281 194 57 30
119 Do you think they'll know the leather's not grass-fed? 1.4158 0.03875 291 198 65 28
120 The senior partners will be pleased: a well-done brief. 1.4150 0.03560 306 201 83 22
121 How does he like his covfefe? 1.4146 0.05599 164 118 24 22
122 Let's do his shoes next. 1.4138 0.03939 261 174 66 21
123 It's full of half-baked ideas. 1.4134 0.03757 283 188 73 22
124 I got wallets for the kids. 1.4128 0.03842 281 189 68 24
125 Honey, Gary called from the office. He's wondering why there's raw meat on your desk. 1.4127 0.04191 252 173 54 25
126 It was my boss who said, 'Put that brief of yours on the back burner for the weekend'! 1.4120 0.03746 284 189 73 22
127 Where's the breef? 1.4114 0.03826 299 205 65 29
128 Wait, we own a shredder? 1.4089 0.03889 269 181 66 22
129 It was harvested locally on Wall Street. 1.4083 0.04629 169 110 49 10
130 When the brief's done, I'll grill the witnesses. 1.4082 0.04015 267 183 59 25
131 It's symbolic, Sheila. 1.4055 0.04085 254 174 57 23
132 I'll put on the burgers as soon as my work is done. 1.4046 0.04174 262 184 50 28
133 Let the retirement celebration begin! 1.4038 0.03962 265 181 61 23
134 I hate company picnics 1.4036 0.03531 280 182 83 15
135 I call it Brief Bourguignon 1.4032 0.03869 248 164 68 16
136 How was my day? 1.4023 0.04171 256 179 51 26
137 I got the documents. The other lawyer gets to grill the witnesses. 1.4008 0.04423 242 173 41 28
138 401k, honey, the temperature at which briefcases burn. 1.4008 0.04163 247 171 53 23
139 I've really got the hang of working from home. 1.4000 0.06195 100 67 26 7
140 Work-life balance achieved. 1.4000 0.03940 245 164 64 17
141 I still don't have the whole work/life balance thing down. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
142 While I finish up here, do you mind checking the spreadsheets in the oven? 1.3957 0.04050 235 159 59 17
143 It's never done. 1.3951 0.04404 243 175 40 28
144 I don't think it'll be as tender as the Gucci. 1.3948 0.04379 233 165 44 24
145 Sear both sides to lock in the blood, sweat and tears. 1.3941 0.04168 236 163 53 20
146 "Well done," he said. I'll show him well done. 1.3938 0.03826 259 175 66 18
147 They're like oysters; it's done when the latches flip open. 1.3934 0.04233 244 172 48 24
148 I'll pick up 401k sauce for the retirement party 1.3934 0.04111 244 169 54 21
149 That hissing sound? It's the sound of a career when it's almost done 1.3926 0.04093 242 167 55 20
150 The real trick is to get that "years of success" burnished look without singeing 1.3926 0.04176 242 169 51 22
151 This is tough as leather. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
152 Are you sure the recipe didn't say to remove the laptop first? 1.3922 0.04128 232 159 55 18
153 Do you think I bring the office home too much? 1.3922 0.03785 255 171 68 16
154 There's a fine line between well-done and leather. 1.3922 0.04173 255 181 48 26
155 Bob, the Board appreciates your efforts, but we're starting to worry that you don't really understand what 'cook the books' means. 1.3908 0.04140 238 165 53 20
156 It's part of my journey to wellness. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
157 I think I left a bag of meat in the office. 1.3898 0.04249 236 166 48 22
158 The rest of the year we cook the books. Summer, we grill the books. 1.3898 0.04207 236 165 50 21
159 It's Chilean sea bass, steamed in a umami brine demi-glace, with a slaw of condemning documents. 1.3896 0.04088 249 174 53 22
160 It's never done. 1.3889 0.05671 144 104 24 16
161 It doesn't look anything like the picture. 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
162 So what did I hand the kidnappers? 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
163 I'm afraid this case may be too hot to handle. 1.3878 0.04134 245 172 51 22
164 I ordered Trump Steaks and they sent me his taxes. 1.3864 0.04467 220 157 41 22
165 Is this kosher? 1.3832 0.04045 214 144 58 12
166 My boss said to put it on the back burner. 1.3828 0.04327 209 145 48 16
167 Of course I emptied it. 1.3821 0.04123 212 144 55 13
168 Cooking the books again, Fred? 1.3821 0.04437 212 150 43 19
169 So I take it your retirement party isn't catered. 1.3817 0.05574 131 92 28 11
170 Oh for god's sake Leonard turn up your hearing aid. I said throw on some beef steaks. 1.3805 0.04383 205 143 46 16
171 Next time just say you'll eat your hat! 1.3780 0.04212 209 144 51 14
172 Dad must have tied one on last night. Check the pool. 1.3772 0.04206 228 161 48 19
173 My annual report is almost done. Red wine because it's a bunch of bull, or white wine because something's fishy? 1.3762 0.04366 202 141 46 15
174 Well, here's to a job well done 1.3761 0.04231 226 160 47 19
175 The label said beefcase, but now I'm thinking that was a typo. 1.3750 0.04303 224 160 44 20
176 Seems like a shame to throw the rest away, but this is the only part of a lawyer that's edible. 1.3750 0.04882 200 149 27 24
177 "Bad day at the office honey"? 1.3737 0.03998 198 132 58 8
178 Hey Joe, your boss just called and said he made a mistake and you did get that raise. 1.3727 0.04260 220 156 46 18
179 Betty Crocker got the recipe from Bernie Madoff! 1.3716 0.04186 218 153 49 16
180 This will be done briefly 1.3716 0.04384 218 157 41 20
181 Told ya. If it were a bomb, it woulda definitely exploded by now. 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
182 My grill. My way. Case closed. 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
183 Wait - if those are the Nuclear Codes, who's got the burgers? 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
184 Please be careful, the last one was as tough as leather. 1.3679 0.04157 212 148 50 14
185 It's always in the last place you look. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
186 What more do you want from me, Blanche? I stopped drinking, didn’t I? 1.3679 0.04614 193 139 37 17
187 I'm not so sure about these Wall St. Journal recipes. 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
188 And so retirement officially begins. 1.3670 0.04515 188 133 41 14
189 I had just one lunch with Jared Kushner, but you these days you can't be too careful. 1.3665 0.04764 191 140 32 19
190 I still think we should have bought the individual wallet portions. 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
191 It's called Covfefe Flambé. I saw it on Twitter. 1.3660 0.04652 194 141 35 18
192 I said 'beef case' 1.3654 0.04628 208 154 32 22
193 Dinner will be served briefly. 1.3654 0.04370 208 149 42 17
194 Give it another 20 minutes, then we'll try your shredding idea. 1.3646 0.04685 192 140 34 18
195 When it opens, it's done. 1.3636 0.04527 187 133 40 14
196 It might be better if we just went back to aluminum foil. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
197 When the locks pop open, I know it's done. 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
198 It has that subtle aroma of failure. 1.3614 0.04344 202 144 43 15
199 Is that your ringtone? 1.3607 0.04783 183 134 32 17
200 Your moms right. Rosemary really does make ANYTHING taste delicious! 1.3602 0.04538 186 133 39 14
201 The CEO told me there would be a promotion in it if this deal was well done. 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
202 So, I'm going to assume you didn't get the promotion! 1.3591 0.04058 181 122 53 6
203 "As always, Mr. Phelps, should you or any of your I.M. force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your. . ." Honey, would you go next door and tell Jim they got the wrong patio, again. 1.3591 0.04557 181 129 39 13
204 We have to prepare for the worst-case scenario. 1.3583 0.05650 120 86 25 9
205 Retirement barbecue? 1.3571 0.04488 196 142 38 16
206 Relax. I have a handle on this. 1.3571 0.04060 196 135 52 9
207 Another rough day at the office, honey? 1.3571 0.04249 196 138 46 12
208 Want to bet the burgers are on my desk? 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
209 My grandfather Otto called it briefkäse. 1.3559 0.04760 177 129 33 15
210 I have a feeling the steak is at the 4:00 meeting 1.3557 0.04693 194 144 31 19
211 Looks like Amazon Whole Foods has some kinks to work out. 1.3556 0.04500 180 128 40 12
212 It's time we bought a shredder. 1.3543 0.04657 175 126 36 13
213 Too literal for a retirement party? 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
214 $8.95 a pound and it tastes like leather. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
215 The boss said, "I want it done this weekend and I want it well done!" 1.3526 0.04642 190 140 33 17
216 And there's my career. Well done. 1.3523 0.04840 176 130 30 16
217 Damn! This means Roger's arguing a burger! 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
218 I hope this isn't another tough case. 1.3511 0.04735 188 140 30 18
219 I used to launder my money but now I just grill it. 1.3506 0.04945 174 130 27 17
220 Or should the grill marks go the other way? 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
221 If the slips are pink on the inside then we'll know I'm finished 1.3488 0.04984 172 129 26 17
222 Are you sure you ordered it from Omaha Steaks and not Berkshire Hathaway? 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
223 This leather is the closest I can get to affording meat right now. 1.3486 0.05433 109 76 28 5
224 Boss said I had to find a way to "cook the books". 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
225 Now do you believe that I'm on vacation? 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
226 I don't know, I guess I thought it would be symbolic. 1.3436 0.04952 163 121 28 14
227 Good news, it's a juicy case. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
228 It's not cooking the books, strictly speaking. 1.3416 0.05070 161 121 25 15
229 It's socially responsible to eat all parts of the lawyer. 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
230 I like them charred outside and untraceable inside. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
231 Uh oh, I think I may have left the steaks in the hall closet. 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
232 I still handle the occasional rare case. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
233 That's not what your boss meant when he said you need to "cook the books." 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
234 I'm not sure this is the best way to upload files to the cloud. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
235 I thought I left it on the train 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
236 This is a lot less cathartic than I'd imagined. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
237 He said, "there are no tapes", so there aren't going to be any. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
238 Where's the breef? 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
239 We'll have to go hunting again soon. This is the last of the lawyer. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
240 My work here is done. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
241 There's a newspaper inside if you want to get started on the salad. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
242 I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
243 And how would you like your taxes prepared? 1.3333 0.05110 165 127 21 17
244 At least it won't taste like shoe leather. 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
245 Marvin, when you are finished cooking the company books,I'd like to throw some burgers on. 1.3313 0.05004 163 124 24 15
246 My boss offered me a bonus for work well done. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
247 I'll cook the data a bit longer. 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
248 My work here is done. 1.3311 0.05123 151 114 24 13
249 Don't worry, it's grass fed. 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
250 This is going to be a very brief barbecue. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
251 Bad day at the office dear? 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
252 They say it tastes like chicken. 1.3308 0.05088 133 97 28 8
253 It's all my cartoon caption entries. (sniff) Not even an honorable mention. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
254 I get grilled at work, only fair that work gets grilled at home. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
255 This is a spatula. I told you to bring me tongs. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
256 Honey, are you sure this is the safest way to delete files? 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
257 What temp is it to kill discontent? 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
258 Isn't it suppose to pop open when it's done? 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
259 The Cooking Show said to keep it brief 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
260 I always knew that, someday, I'd have to eat my words. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
261 Did I mention I didn't get the promotion? 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
262 Portobello? Sorry, I thought you said your portfolio. 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
263 The books are almost done. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
264 We're gonna need more A-1. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
265 See? You didn't look everywhere! 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
266 Dear, I think 'en cocotte' means cooked in a paper bag. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
267 I don't know if this is the way we cook the books. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
268 Sure it feels icky, but dad's disposition of remains directive was explicit. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
269 It still needs a dash of denigration, a teaspoon of treachery, and a bunch of backstabbing. 1.3241 0.05350 145 112 19 14
270 There are more delicate ways of saying you didn't like the script 1.3228 0.05348 127 95 23 9
271 The embassy told me to fire the attache. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
272 We never should have sold the shredder. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
273 It's looking a bit leathery. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
274 This dinner will be brief. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
275 Phillip's first attempts at "work-life balance" were awkward at best. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
276 There go our birth certificates, social security cards, and driver's licenses. Maybe we can get deported to a sane country. 1.3214 0.05294 140 107 21 12
277 "So, take it home with you. And I don't care how long it takes, it better be well done!" Word for word , that's what he said. 1.3197 0.05368 122 91 23 8
278 FILETS? I thought your note said FILES. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
279 Bad day at the office dear? 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
280 It seems like the work is never done. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
281 I’m aiming for charred on the outside, untraceable on the inside. 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
282 Just some half baked ideas I've had... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
283 It will be ready briefly, Susan. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
284 Let our vacation commence! 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
285 I thought I'd try briefsteak. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
286 The recipe said to finish off with a brief grill... 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
287 Tell your mother I loved the thought. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
288 Anyone can do a job. They hired me for a job well-done. 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
289 Did I leave my lunch at the office? 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
290 He said "cook the books," not the brief case." 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
291 Best way I can think of to celebrate retirement! 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
292 The recipe said to sear briefly. 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
293 I think I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
294 I think this is the wrong part of the cow. 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
295 Its almost done. Make sure everyone has a pen, and a lawyer 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
296 I've heard Filipinos consider the handle a delicacy. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
297 I need to stop using Alexa to order the groceries 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
298 Honey, most people would use a shredder. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
299 Well, it was either this or pay a financial advisor to do it. 1.3176 0.04183 148 104 41 3
300 Honey, I don't think cooking the books is going to help. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
301 I've decided to 'cook' the books. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
302 Is the salad ready? The books are just about cooked. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
303 Was I supposed to remove the casing? 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
304 Well it's a great new way to make the perfect orange chicken, according to Pinterest. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
305 I bought it yesterday. It's an old FBI grill. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
306 Omaha steaks? No these are Mutual of Omaha steaks. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
307 This explains the raw steaks on my desk. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
308 It's a rare case. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
309 I'm still not completely sold on the Wall Street Journal's food section. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
310 Overcooked it. Now it's too leathery. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
311 These frozen accounts are always a little tricky. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
312 This cornish game hen is looking more and more like a corinthian leather attache case. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
313 My work-life balance is off again. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
314 It's an old Enron family recipe 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
315 My boss said that even my briefcase showed more intelligence. Well,frankly,I don't need that kind of competition. 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
316 Do you think I should have given them my two weeks notice first? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
317 Fergeson won't miss this, he's inside flirting with my wife. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
318 That explains the hotdogs in the office. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
319 I don't think I'll go back to the office. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
320 Do you want dark or white paper? 1.3047 0.05029 128 96 25 7
321 How do you like your audit? 1.3047 0.05268 128 98 21 9
322 Honey, would you go look in the oven and let me know if the shoes are done yet? 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
323 It's from my Russia trip. 1.3047 0.05608 128 101 15 12
324 OK I know you have to cook the books but do we have to eat them 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
325 "Just a hunch, but, see if the steaks are in my desk". 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
326 When the cover pops open you know it's done. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
327 After a severe grilling, it was beginning to look like an open and shut case. 1.3037 0.05286 135 105 19 11
328 I'm working on a very hot case. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
329 No wonder my boss seemed so happy. I sent the steaks home with him! 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
330 It's extraneous to my career. Let's see if it has any nutritional value. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
331 It looks like this will be another tough case. 1.3037 0.04370 135 97 35 3
332 Grill marks give it a sense of gravitas. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
333 Yeah I've been keeping some work on the back-burner. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
334 I'll throw on the pager and smartphones when they're done marinating. 1.3017 0.05226 116 87 23 6
335 Perhaps I should have brined it first. 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
336 We're gonna need more condiments. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
337 The man who mistook his briefcase for a steak. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
338 And I found your car keys in the refrigerator! 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
339 Yes honey, you are picking up notes of leather. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
340 Maybe I shouldn't leave it on so long. Last time you said it tasted like shoe leather. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
341 The Senator said to give the attache a good grilling. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
342 I love the smell of quarterly reports in the evening. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
343 So where on earth would I have put the burgers? 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
344 Did I take the Laptop out? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
345 I've always wanted to cook the books. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
346 How long until the books are cooked? 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
347 Are you sure that's what he meant by "cooking books"? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
348 We should change butchers. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
349 Thinking of retiring, are you dear? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
350 I'm making an amuse-bouche for the company picnic. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
351 Five more minutes.. then I'll start the ties. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
352 Dibs on the hinges. 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
353 Is it red or white wine with leather? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
354 I fried my hard drive last week. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
355 I don't know either. She threw the report in my briefcase and said, "light a fire under it." 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
356 Honey, I don't think that's what they mean by 'cooking the books'. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
357 My proposal is almost done. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
358 I'm afraid that it's coming out too leathery. 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
359 He must have ran out of hamburgers and hotdogs! 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
360 We'll need ketchup, or this is gonna taste like leather. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
361 Well... that explains the smell. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
362 Can you bring me the marinated neck ties? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
363 I may have misread the recipe. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
364 I think it's time to flip the mergers. 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
365 I heard it tastes like chicken. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
366 It's no longer a cold case. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
367 I think the deal is done. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
368 In the case, the steak acquires a hint of affluence. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
369 Would you mind tossing a salad while I cook the books? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
370 I've always preferred hot dogs with 100% all brief casing. 1.2941 0.05767 119 95 13 11
371 I find it really locks in the flavor. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
372 The boss is going to rake me over the coals for this one. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
373 Some guests might not want beef, you said, so have chicken in case. 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
374 Tell me again how cooking the books will keep us out of jail. 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
375 It is the sacred tradition of the Corporate Raider to never let any part of your prey go to waste. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
376 I think it opens when it's done. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
377 It'll be done briefly. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
378 Now, it's a job well done. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
379 Honey, recipe called for brisket not briefcase. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
380 The boss said we should cook the books 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
381 Let's turn up the heat and break this case wide open. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
382 I must have left the steak on my desk. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
383 I'm trying to recall the combination to check if it's done. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
384 Work is like steak - it's best when rarely done. 1.2903 0.05700 124 100 12 12
385 Ed, use your words.. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
386 Margaret's passive aggressive messages about Phil being a work-a-holic finally started to sink in. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
387 Nothing pairs with a fine Trump wine like a prime Trump steak 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
388 Did they say they wanted your work well done , or done well? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
389 It would be nice if we had one BBQ without destroying evidence. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
390 I think I overcooked it-- feels kind of leathery. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
391 Hon, now I'm thinking the shredder would be better. 1.2903 0.04402 124 90 32 2
392 Yes, work does seem to be heating up 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
393 Oh yeah. Now I remember where I hid it. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
394 Argentine beef isn't the same since they've been lobbying to rejoin the emerging-markets index. 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
395 It pairs well with burnt coffee. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
396 They never said anything about grilling the books. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
397 You're right, hon. I am thinking about work too much. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
398 Well, that explains the two steaks sitting beside my computer. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
399 Sorry, I'm still getting the hang of reckless spontaneity. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
400 I remember when my dad let me grill my very first wallet. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
401 Why not? Your steaks always taste like that. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
402 They told me to cook the books. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
403 You're the one who said, "Quit your job and do what you truly love." 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
404 You say that now, but just wait until I top it off with bacon. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
405 Should I get your suit out of the oven? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
406 I need to cook it to beyond a reasonable doubt. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
407 I'll make this brief. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
408 The Boss said to cook the books. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
409 How do I tell if the inside is pink? 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
410 So that's where its been all winter 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
411 Fine. And how was you day? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
412 So that's why you invited your boss to our BBQ. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
413 Maybe there's a better way to burn the evidence? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
414 How was work today? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
415 How can you tell when your career's done? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
416 Apparently it's supposed to pop open when it's done. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
417 And all this time I thought I'd left it in the car. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
418 It's the only way I can destroy my Russian connection 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
419 I am sorry, Gladys. I can no longer keep my career on the back burner. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
420 ...so when I bring in the report on Monday, the boss will say 'Well done!' 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
421 Is this how you cook the books? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
422 "How long do you think my boss wants me to cook the books?' 1.2833 0.05574 120 96 14 10
423 This is just to add flavor, the books are already cooked. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
424 I can never tell when the documents are done. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
425 First I marinate it in scotch and Prozac, then season with airline snack mix. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
426 What wine do you suppose goes with medium-well corporate tax liability assessment paperwork? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
427 If cooked properly, we should be getting notes of pigskin and saddle leather, along with a delightfully, crispy exterior. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
428 How do I know when the inside's cooked? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
429 It's a tough case. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
430 Ok, so I don't really know how to cook the books. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
431 Just trying to revive a cold case. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
432 Times are tough, Muriel, and I'm getting sick of shoes. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
433 I know they said don't remove it from the case, but this seems like a strange way to cook sausage. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
434 low and slow, that's the secret.... 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
435 It's supposed to lock in the juices. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
436 As soon as it pops open, I apply the glaze. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
437 This explains why I opened a chicken breast at the marketing meeting. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
438 It wasn't much of a severance package but they did include condiments. 1.2783 0.05174 115 89 20 6
439 Blue Apron's really outdone themselves this time. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
440 I have no way to explain this, maybe I should submit it to The New Yorker. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
441 Do we really have to have this open casket viewing and cremation ceremony everytime the NYT rejects one of your manuscripts? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
442 Honey, how do you unlock the flavor? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
443 The secret's in the sauce. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
444 I know, honey, I can't let anyone see I'm cooking the books 1.2743 0.05657 113 91 13 9
445 It's supposed to make these Trump steaks taste better... 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
446 Of course it all depends on the marinade. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
447 I'm going to stop drinking after work... 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
448 The sauce is the secret. I use Worcestershire, balsamic, cilantro and just a splash of saddle soap. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
449 Looks like it's going to turn out way better than last time. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
450 You make a good case 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
451 Of course I'm not barbecuing a briefcase Helen, this is an attache. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
452 Aren't you supposed to take them out of the wrapper when you cook the books? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
453 If I leave it on too long, it tastes like leather. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
454 And you are sure he said to cook the books? 1.2743 0.05795 113 92 11 10
455 I was sure this case would be done by now. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
456 Anything but a veggie burger. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
457 We bought the wrong kind of buns. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
458 Really? You said 'brisket'? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
459 You should have seen me grill the witness. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
460 I'm cooking the books. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
461 We're having beefcase 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
462 It's Wall Street's answer to the caveman diet. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
463 Another hot case? 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
464 About that promotion... 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
465 Real leather always takes a little longer! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
466 OK ,there's my briefcase . So where are the T-Bone steaks ? 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
467 I don't know, honey. This doesn't feel all that therapeutic. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
468 Crap. We're out of cheese. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
469 I think my work is done here. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
470 Another hard day at work honey? 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
471 Attache flambe 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
472 I'm all for burning bridges, but that sounds like your iPhone. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
473 Maybe I should have marinated it first. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
474 My boss gave it to me- and said "well done". 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
475 My paperwork is almost done. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
476 We're supposed to flip it when the Dow hits 23,000. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
477 Are you sure this is what they meant by "burn after reading"? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
478 Yes, I am going to help them eat their words. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
479 I'm going to show you what real leather tastes like! 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
480 Ohhh, you wanted BEEF-case-adillas! 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
481 All I know is, he said to cook the books. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
482 No, if I cook it too long it'll taste like leather 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
483 I'm going to need a larger spatula. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
484 This is the last time I'm cooking the books. I swear. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
485 My boss says he wants a brief that's well done. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
486 If we don't get some money soon, it'll be my Gucci loafers for dinner. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
487 It made more sense when I saw it on YouTube. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
488 Some people work to eat. I eat my work. 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
489 Did you defrost the backpack? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
490 Work well done. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
491 Let's party like it's 2008. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
492 This way I can count dinner as billable hours. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
493 I trust you will find this to be of higher quality than the 'shoe leather' you complained about last time. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
494 I'm supposed to keep it on there until it's legal tender 1.2685 0.04853 108 82 23 3
495 For some reason, grilling's become more work than fun. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
496 I'm really counting on the sauce to carry this one. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
497 I really feel like you need to adjust your work life balance. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
498 It just doesn't seem paleo enough. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
499 Are you sure this is what Martha Stewart meant? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
500 I wish the shredder was working. 1.2685 0.05520 108 86 15 7
501 Hmmm, cookin' the books again, eh? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
502 That's not how they cook the books. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
503 I need to know if it can take the heat before I use it in court. 1.2679 0.06492 56 42 13 1
504 The boss wants me to cook the books 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
505 Dinner tonight will be brief. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
506 I think this case is done 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
507 I asked how he wanted it cooked. He said, "briefly" 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
508 So much for a job well done. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
509 Our butcher's gotten too corporate. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
510 Fine. And how was you day? 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
511 Great retirement party. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
512 You want files with that? 1.2642 0.06040 106 88 8 10
513 Retirement starts now! 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
514 "Should this be an open or closed case"? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
515 I raided the kitchen. This is the only kosher, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan-friendly option I could find. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
516 It's a Workburger -- instead of the work consuming me, I consume the work. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
517 You said it'd be quick." "NO! I said it'd be brief. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
518 No...no...I'm still vegan - it's fake leather. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
519 I hope that's not leather. I'm vegan. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
520 Simply cooking the books is so passe. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
521 I already cooked the books. 1.2596 0.05955 104 86 9 9
522 I got it at Whole Foods. They call it "Brief Steak." 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
523 I don't think "office BBQ" means what you think it means. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
524 It's work life balance. 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
525 It's the new cedar plank. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
526 Is that what you meant about working on a hot case this summer? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
527 The recipe says the grilling should be brief. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
528 The Joneses struggled with work-life balance 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
529 You forgot the combination again, didn't you? 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
530 The judge said my last brief was half-baked. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
531 So much for work/life balance. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
532 Cooking the books was easier. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
533 In this case, I prefer my work well done. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
534 You're witnessing the beginning of my retirement. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
535 Trust me. These grill marks will impress. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
536 I am afraid it is going to be leathery. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
537 Let me know when you're ready to flip it, and I'll pull the Rolodex out of the oven. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
538 When it pops open, it's done. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
539 Now I'm remembering: it's clams that steam open. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
540 This makes working on the weekend easier to digest. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
541 That explains why there is so much meat on my desk! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
542 The rest of him tasted fine. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
543 "I'll show your mother what "leather" tastes like"! 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
544 100% brief 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
545 Well this is rare. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
546 I know I promised to eat my words, but I thought they might taste better smoked. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
547 This explains the rack of lamb in the copy machine. Sort of. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
548 My boss told me to eat my words. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
549 It's well-marbled for a Hugo Boss, don't you think? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
550 I hate these business lunches. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
551 What sauce goes well with burnout? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
552 It should open when it's done - just like clams 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
553 When the lock finally broke, I swore I'd give it a Viking funeral. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
554 I thought you said “barbecued briefcase.” But, now that you mention it, “barbecued beefsteak” makes more sense. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
555 Tell the lawyers their brief's are ready. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
556 What wine goes with economic uncertainty? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
557 I wish you'd quit bringing your work home. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
558 Honey, your career is on fire! 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
559 Not quite as satisfying as hiring the band to play Take This Job and Shove It. 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
560 I'm mixing business with pleasure again. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
561 It's supposed to taste like chicken. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
562 They say it's done when the latches pop. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
563 The grill marks will show that it was a case well done. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
564 My career's about to go up in smoke. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
565 I wonder if this is how Madoff got started. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
566 How will I know when the books inside are cooked? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
567 It's not even real leather so, yes, it IS vegan. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
568 This will be a working dinner. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
569 How do you like your work? I have already seasoned it with status anxiety, monotony, and just a touch of depression. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
570 When my accounting firm wants to "cook the books", we prefer a grill rather than a conventional oven. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
571 I really needed a 'well done' somewhere in my day 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
572 I was wondering why my hamburger had paper clips in it. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
573 How cooked does your boss like his books? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
574 It was a cold case. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
575 This is going to be a little more serious than the time I burned my draft card. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
576 She said put meat in a sauté not attaché. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
577 Another job well done... 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
578 Baby Back..., St. Louis..., no....Wall Street Style. Dry and without heart. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
579 What are you doing?! You're supposed to bake it in the oven. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
580 This paleo diet sucks. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
581 Your secret family recipe is classified? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
582 Well done is better than well said. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
583 I know you said you'd eat your words if it wasn't published, but the whole manuscript? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
584 If I am going to have to eat my words, I want them well done. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
585 As an attorney, my brief is usually half baked, anyway. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
586 "No more cold cases for me". 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
587 A job well done. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
588 So much better than the microwave. 1.2525 0.05804 99 81 11 7
589 It's a done deal. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
590 I didn't think it would be this bad when I didn't make partner. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
591 In this family we believe in using every part. 1.2525 0.05979 99 82 9 8
592 The shredder doesn't work. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
593 Now that's a brief grilling. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
594 It's so irritating when those small lobbyists fall through the grate. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
595 This is a rare case. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
596 If you leave these things on the grill for more than five minutes, they wind up tasting like leather. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
597 Preparing yourself for tomorrow's subcommittee testimony? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
598 I hope it's suffering. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
599 Was it Blue Apron or Brown Briefcase? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
600 I see you have a handle on the barbecue situation. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
601 Barbecuing the books isn't illegal. 1.2474 0.05868 97 80 10 7
602 Give it ten billable minutes per side. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
603 After hearing the news, it soaked in a brine of my tears the whole ride home. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
604 It's time to go back to coal, honey. 1.2462 0.07282 65 54 6 5
605 The chef did it, with the spatula, on the deck. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
606 It's all about 'Firm to table' now. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
607 Honey I brought home the bacon 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
608 You could have just told me that you wanted the embossed version. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
609 Better email Amazon. I ordered a "case of beef." 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
610 If you think that's weird....... you should see where I found my keys 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
611 Wish I could just remember the goddamned combination. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
612 Is this your way of telling me you are retiring? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
613 I don't know when this brief will be done. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
614 Is this ethically sourced? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
615 My law partner likes his briefs well done. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
616 The journey is complete for that cow. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
617 It's my own take on en croute- I call it "en valise" 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
618 Well, that explains the T-Bone on your desk. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
619 I splurged this year, Morton. 100% real leather and hormone-free. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
620 Yes, it's 100% USDA Grade A brief. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
621 Well, how did your family celebrate Labor Day? 1.2414 0.06325 87 73 7 7
622 Is this what they mean by 'cook the books'? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
623 Tell your mother her burger's almost ready. 1.2414 0.06533 87 74 5 8
624 Honey, check my desk for the filets, will you? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
625 And that's how you make a carry-on. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
626 Goodbye, corporate world. Hello, orange apron. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
627 It was a raw deal 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
628 I'm not sure that Samsonite's getting into genetically modified foods was such a great idea. 1.2414 0.06533 87 74 5 8
629 It's a recipe I learned from my buddy who works in the TSA. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
630 Who'd have thought those tapes would end up here... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
631 I think it's time I quit my job. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
632 Now that's a job well-done. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
633 I rechecked the recipe. Barbecue beef, not barbecue brief. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
634 I told him his proposal had been moved to the back burner. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
635 The whole office is paperless now. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
636 Wait till you see how this locks in the juices. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
637 I hope this is what the boss meant by "go cook the books." 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
638 Amazing! I didn't realize genetic modification of cattle had gotten this advanced! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
639 He said, "Put it on the back burner. Now." 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
640 Yes, it's graph-fed. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
641 Guess that means the lamb chops are taking a meeting! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
642 I've been cooking the books. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
643 I've been looking everywhere for this. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
644 This time I thought I'd try grilling the books. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
645 No wonder your steaks taste like leather. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
646 Almost done... So, what do you serve with a subpoena? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
647 I think you're taking the term cook book the wrong way. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
648 I got wallets for the kids. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
649 We're having male privilege tonight. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
650 Planning to eat your words? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
651 Harriet, we've got to talk. They told me my career is toast. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
652 I said to make roasted beef, not roasted brief. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
653 Seriously Sue, tastes like chicken . 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
654 I see you're cooking the books again dear... 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
655 As I promised you - when this case is done, there will be no others. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
656 'Go get the bun' 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
657 Aren't you taking Cooking The Books a shade too literally? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
658 What's the formula again-- three minutes per side, or 35 seconds per incriminating document? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
659 I can’t cook the books, but I can grill ‘em 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
660 If this marinade works, tomorrow I'll do a nice pair of wingtips. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
661 Cooking the books is so yesterday. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
662 Are you sure it feeds eight? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
663 "Caution" Handle may be hot! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
664 Is this symbolic or are we really going to eat it? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
665 Don't overcook it. It'll taste like leather. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
666 Are you sure it'll pop open like a clam? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
667 How do you know when the books are cooked? 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
668 Pairs well with the cabinet sauvignon. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
669 This is how I create a work-life balance. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
670 when the handle falls off it's done. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
671 I don't think it pairs well with this red. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
672 ''Oh, there's my hidden agenda!" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
673 Interesting. I usually put my work on the back burner instead. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
674 Not only did I cook the books, I gave them a dry rub. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
675 I call dibs on the handle! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
676 This is my last attempt to reopen this cold case. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
677 Let's do the Wingtips as a starter 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
678 I thought you said you cooked the books before you left the office 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
679 Have another glass of wine, Evelyn. The shredder broke, so I'm doing it 'old school'. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
680 I said I would eat it when Amazon hit a thousand. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
681 What kind of sauce would you like on your derivative? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
682 I think I'll need a bigger spatula. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
683 My misteak. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
684 Greg asked for his steak well done--I figured he wouldn't know the difference. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
685 Step 1 of Summer vacation, complete. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
686 The case went cold. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
687 I'll show him a job well done 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
688 This will end the committee grilling me once and for all! 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
689 What an interesting way to hold a wake for your career, dear. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
690 The books are almost cooked. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
691 Well I believe I am thoroughly burnt out on this job. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
692 I've decided to turn up the heat on this case. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
693 Honey, we'll need a bigger spatula. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
694 I thought I'd try grilling the books for a change. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
695 The doctor said it would be good for us if I put work on the back burner for a while 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
696 In this case, the grilling time will be brief. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
697 I am telling you, the instructions never said to "remove from outer package" 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
698 An old accounting recipe—cooking the books. 1.2391 0.06059 92 77 8 7
699 Maybe this isn't the best way to celebrate retiring. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
700 My boss likes my work 'well done'. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
701 I don't know, the boss said we should keep this case on the fire. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
702 Think of it as my sacrifice to the retirement gods. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
703 Is this Wellington brief? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
704 I agree. Let's serve the Zinfandel instead of the Malbec. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
705 I like the smoky flavor it gives my sandwiches. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
706 I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to literally "cook them". 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
707 I hate bringing work home. It seems like it never gets done. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
708 I call it steak attaché. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
709 Why does no one ever come to our Labor Day barbecue? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
710 It's been a while since my boss complimented me on a job well done. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
711 This explains the hamburger at the office. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
712 This is starting to feel like work. 1.2391 0.05859 92 76 10 6
713 I'm preparing to be grilled at work tomorrow. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
714 You were just as skeptical when I tried sous vide. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
715 It said to grill a large aubergine, and that's... oh, wait a minute. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
716 It's cheaper to buy the whole accountant, as long you have the freezer space 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
717 Are you sure your boss asked you to cook the books? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
718 They asked me to cook the books. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
719 It may be done, it's starting to smell like the office. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
720 Leather is beef, right? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
721 So, when your boss said "cook the books" you actually had no idea what he was talking about, did you? 1.2360 0.06397 89 76 5 8
722 Rough day at the office? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
723 I vowed to do it if I lost the bet, but I didn't say I would eat it raw! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
724 There's nothing I can't barbeque. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
725 He says he never said what he said, and to prove it: no tapes exist. Next question. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
726 Cooking the books again dear? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
727 AHA ! so this is where I put it. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
728 All I know is that the boss said,"cook the books and flip the numbers". 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
729 get the kids, it's time for the dinner briefing 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
730 It's a Louis Muitton 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
731 Ralph, I'm not sure that's what the auditor meant by cooking the books. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
732 We are having a cookout. We are definitely not destroying documents. 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
733 I thought it was a cold case, but maybe not. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
734 I'll show him fired. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
735 Did you pick a wine with leathery undertones? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
736 Just trust the process. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
737 Maybe I should have asked a few more questions when he told me to cook the books. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
738 This is NOT what I meant when I asked you to "cook the books"! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
739 I was told if I can't remember the launch code burn it! 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
740 How do you like your hedge fund? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
741 Just when did our lives become performance art? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
742 What wine goes well with regret and failed ambition?...rosé? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
743 We really should've hired a professional to cook the books. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
744 Did you remember to take your memory pills? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
745 The boss said no more half-baked proposals. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
746 Ad litem ad libitum. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
747 Perhaps this will lighten my case load. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
748 Well, that's not going to work... 1.2299 0.06052 87 73 8 6
749 So, is this your first H&R Block party? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
750 No, I will not butterfly this. Case closed. 1.2295 0.05429 61 47 14 0
751 Say what you will, tofu is versatile. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
752 These new security precautions are really getting a little out-of-hand. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
753 You know, I really should put work on the back-burner for a little. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
754 Is it free range? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
755 I probably should've marinated it. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
756 We better get the DA. This case is too hot to handle. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
757 You're right, honey, I shouldn't bring my work home from the office. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
758 What time did you say the IRS agent was stopping by? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
759 It'll taste slightly better than the kale salad. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
760 Of course it's free-range. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
761 You know, those things are full of nitrates. 1.2235 0.06563 85 74 3 8
762 The boss likes all my work to be well-done. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
763 Since I quit, this is the first time I've really felt closure. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
764 It should be very tender. It's been marinating for six years in guilt and anxiety. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
765 They said my ideas were half-baked. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
766 Well, that's one less cold case. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
767 It’s the most popular shape for lab-grown meat. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
768 How did you guess that I failed to make partner? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
769 Well Mr. big shot lawyer, you wanted a hot case, now you've got one. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
770 I can't talk now. I'm working on a hot case. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
771 I hate it when you bring your tough cases to dinner. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
772 Who knew retirement would smell so good? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
773 Happy Retirement! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
774 What wine goes best with naugahyde? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
775 It's an acquired taste. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
776 As if your leathery steaks weren't bad enough. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
777 Having been grilled on the contents of his briefcase, Bill decides to grill it himself. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
778 Oh dear...I guess the hot dogs are in the Farnsworth file... 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
779 You don't eat a lawyer this tasty all at once. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
780 It's like a business lunch 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
781 You're always bringing work home for dinner. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
782 I really wish we had aluminum foil for the potatoes! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
783 Honey, I said put the beefsteak on the grill. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
784 I used a garlic salt and saddle soap rub. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
785 The guys at work say everyone's self-branding these days. 1.2235 0.06121 85 72 7 6
786 That's what I call a job well done. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
787 It's been dry-aged for 25 years. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
788 I already told you I'd keep dinner brief. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
789 A good marinade covers a multitude of sins. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
790 My own recipe — I call it fresh evidence flambé. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
791 They say this is the best way to transition to a vegan diet. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
792 I wish I had a Man Bun 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
793 Now that's how you cook the books. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
794 There's nothing worse than turning up on your first day with everything looking brand new 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
795 The books are cooked. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
796 Honey, I like it rare, so just put it on briefly. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
797 I'm thinking grill marks could make me more acceptable to the millennials. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
798 Remember when all we could afford was a backpack? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
799 How else will I get a "Well Done!" from the boss? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
800 You know it's done when it opens up. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
801 Aren't you supposed to take the books out of your briefcase before you cook them? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
802 He said they he can't eat it, he is allergic to anything work related. 1.2209 0.06055 86 73 7 6
803 So, I guess you're saying I'm better at my day job. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
804 Marge, this is what happens when you grocery shop at Amazon. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
805 The Comey tapes? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
806 Do you think it needs more time? My boss said, "Well done on the case." 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
807 Now our grill is tax deductible. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
808 Dear, perhaps it would be safer if you cooked the books at the office. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
809 I figured since we've failed cooking salmon in parchment, foil and those special plastic bags, this might work 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
810 Just testing for Consumer Reports. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
811 For 30 years, I dreamed of a symbolic gesture to perform at my retirement party. I guess I was imagining it with a soundtrack and cheering. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
812 Grilled Case-adillas almost done. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
813 "Will pairing my last Chateau Margaux with a simple Samsonite make me seem fun and whimsical or pretentious? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
814 I was hoping to keep this dinner strictly professional. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
815 I asked them for a repeat on that, and they very clearly told me to "cook the books" . 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
816 For the last time Margret, I don't need to get my eyes checked...now can you check the temperature of the beef brisket? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
817 Well, that's the last time I ask for the most expensive cut 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
818 Just preparing for tomorrow's grilling. 1.2195 0.07418 41 33 7 1
819 Now it's time to grill the witness. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
820 This must be how the Donner party lived. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
821 I hate eating my words. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
822 Medium rare opens the lock 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
823 ...no, that doesn't look right either...this cooking the books thing is going to be harder than I thought... 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
824 No can do, hon. Medium-rare was fifteen minutes ago. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
825 BRIEFLY NOTED Brenda and Ed's second date was not a raging success. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
826 There goes the evidence. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
827 I'm going for the distressed look. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
828 Could you get my oven mitt? The handle is facing the wrong way. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
829 So then I thought: what would Paleo look like, updated from an HR perspective? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
830 Friday at last. I'm done. Well done. More wine please. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
831 If it came from a cow, I can cook it. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
832 Do we have tenderizer? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
833 Directions were to burn after reading. I'd rather saute them in butter with garlic, onions, and portabella mushrooms. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
834 Should we tell General Flynn he left his briefcase? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
835 Should be done briefly. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
836 Are you sure this how you cook the books 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
837 While Sally never thought Dick was particularly "happy" working in arbitrage, she was starting to see signs that he might be profoundly "unhappy". 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
838 This brief is well-done. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
839 So how do I know when the books are cooked? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
840 It's called "Connecticut barbecue." 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
841 I'm not sure that's what your boss meant by 'Cook the books.' 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
842 I left my watch in the briefcase, so I don't know when to turn it. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
843 It would have been easier to eat my hat. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
844 I don't think that's what your boss meant by cook the books. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
845 No good. it's naugahyde 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
846 My boss ordered me to take home the account records and cook them. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
847 Day 3 of hiding in the Cyclops' blind spot... he's found my emergency beefcase. God I love wine. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
848 I told you, it's a working vacation. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
849 Either I cook the books or the kids go to public school. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
850 Honey, I don't think this is what that nice Mr. Corleone meant when he insisted that you cook the books. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
851 It's a Russian recipe. It says to turn the case over to a special counsel 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
852 It's a secret recipe. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
853 Let's just say my life is medium done. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
854 When my boss said, 'Keep this case on the front burner.' I'm not sure this is what he meant. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
855 I saw it on an episode of Breaking Bad. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
856 I normally try not to bring work home with me, but the steaks are too high in this case. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
857 Thirty years of torture in that hell hole - now it's your turn. 1.2152 0.06413 79 68 5 6
858 It does look like an open casket but I fail to see the irony. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
859 I told you six minutes a side was going to be too long. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
860 Cooking the books again, are we? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
861 Ok, don't turn this over or turn the heat down until you see actual flames coming from underneath, and I'll go keep the police company. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
862 The boss said it's cook the books or go to jail. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
863 How do you like your Habeus Corpus? Rare? 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
864 He never says my work is well done. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
865 Boss told me that my memo was half baked. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
866 You'll probably find a large T-bone steak in the hall closet. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
867 Maybe it was "beef" instead "brief" . . . 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
868 Last summer we cooked the books. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
869 We can't afford to eat at the Trump Grille. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
870 It's time to turn the heat up on the case 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
871 No...I'm pretty sure I told you to order Omaha steaks, not stakes in Mutual of Omaha. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
872 The trick is to cook the earnings report, but not burn the briefcase. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
873 Don't worry honey, I'll make it breif. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
874 Well, it did come off a cow. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
875 You know it's done when the lock snaps open. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
876 To look at it you wouldn't know it was grass-fed. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
877 It's done when the bottom line isn't red. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
878 I didn't cook the numbers...They're just lightly seared. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
879 This way I can write off lunch as a business expense. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
880 What is your point, It comes from a cow. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
881 I don't tell you how to bake your attaché. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
882 Do you like your fish attache'd. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
883 Well, that's another merger on the Barbie. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
884 I'm trying out a new summer recipe for cooking the books. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
885 It should go well with a red valise. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
886 In a moment of over-worked confusion, I mistook a job done well for a job well done. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
887 After about ten minutes, you marinate it with your own tears. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
888 Doing great, Honey. Now practice again: "Do you want fries with that?" 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
889 This explains why I only had a hamburger with me for the meeting this morning. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
890 Don't know how it works but Donald said it's a tremendous way to avoid paying taxes 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
891 Our secrets are safe...and well done. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
892 You will need more smoke and some mirrors to hide the ties to Russia. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
893 I think I left the rib eyes at the budget meeting, so... 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
894 Oh dear. This means that someone in an Uber is grilling our hamburgers. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
895 What makes you think they're doing cut backs at the office? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
896 I thought you said you were working on a grueling case. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
897 So hard to tell if the subpoenas are done. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
898 Well, you know what they say. You are what you eat. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
899 Not imitation leather again! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
900 Start with a gluten-free, vegan leather, Attache Case and marinate it overnight in Dijon, garlic, rosemary, lemon juice and zest, and crushed red pepper. After grilling, remove hardware and serve with Kosher salt and cracked pepper! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
901 Ya gonna need a bigger glass Maude. I'm barbequing a briefcase for crying out loud 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
902 I never imagined that we would be the metaphor for middle class wastefulness and corruption. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
903 They figured out that eating them is hands down the best way to recycle them. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
904 I'm looking for an internal temperature of 451 degrees. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
905 I just think grill marks will make me look cool at meetings. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
906 I think the grill-marks idea is pure marketing brilliance... 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
907 Our portfolio is really heating up! 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
908 This deal is done. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
909 Were you fired? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
910 The aged leather gives it a distinctive flavor. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
911 I think my work here is done. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
912 I've never cooked the books before. When do you flip them? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
913 Best with a white, a red, or a secretary? 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
914 Remember, only flip it once or it'll be too dry and tough. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
915 Honey I think the Smith's are vegan. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
916 It may be a little tough, but sirloin was $25 a pound. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
917 Uh...no more wine for me, Doris. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
918 I did think it was strange for a steak to have a handle... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
919 I got the recipe from The Wall Street Journal. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
920 You think this is weird? Wait till you see what's inside. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
921 For a change, I thought we'd barbecue the books this year. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
922 I think you've finally nailed the pairing for the leathery tannins in this Zinfandel. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
923 I think 451 is about medium high. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
924 Weekend work is supposed to be done well. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
925 You got a problem with me cooking the books? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
926 Maybe this isn't what the accountant meant by "cook the books." 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
927 The boss ordered me to 'cook the books', but this doesn't seem right. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
928 Well that's putting your money where your mouth is. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
929 Beef case 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
930 You eat what you kill. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
931 This is the only thing I can find that is gluten free. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
932 Two more minutes and I'll look like a seasoned professional. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
933 Funny how this huge piece of tofu looks like a briefcase! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
934 Certainly you've heard of cooking the books ... 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
935 I don't see what grilling the foreign attaché will accomplish. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
936 You want your job well done? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
937 "Go ahead and cook the books," they said. "An inside job; keep it quiet." But I couldn't imagine doing this in the kitchen. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
938 Should we cook the books as a side dish. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
939 It's a really secret recipe. 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
940 Well how else would you like me to cook the books? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
941 Our CEO whispered in my ear ‘Go cook the books.’ 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
942 Fire the man who hired this cartoonist! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
943 My father said it would never put food on the table. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
944 But all we have is a Merlot. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
945 I know it's "BBQ in a Box", but I still think we missed a step or two... 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
946 To think, when I was a bachelor I used to microwave these. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
947 Oh my God!! Professor Finckle has just left here carrying my prime rib! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
948 I'm thinking the grill design might set a new trend. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
949 Well, the memo did say 'B.Y.O.B.', didn't it? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
950 Fuck you, Jerry, you'll cook what I bring home, now grill the damned briefcase. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
951 The hot dogs are Nathan's; the briefcase is Hermes. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
952 I'm waiting for the internal temperature to reach 451. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
953 My boss said to cook up some ideas 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
954 So this is how you burn new files onto your laptop 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
955 The documents inside are still rare. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
956 My job is a medium rarely well done. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
957 Plausible deniability if anyone asks if we cooked the books. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
958 Yes, it's the healthcare bill, but I can't show it to you till it's done. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
959 Retirement has a bitter taste. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
960 It's a brief quesadilla. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
961 Another assignment, well done. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
962 Honey, there's a better way to get rid of evidence. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
963 And that is how you end a career. Dinner in 5! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
964 The boss said "well done" and handed it back to me! 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
965 My boss says that I need to turn the heat up on my work. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
966 My career is officially toast. Cheers? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
967 I am afraid this one is going to be leathery also. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
968 They said take the books home and cook them. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
969 Don't worry, it's vegan. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
970 I heard that this is the way the President's lawyers prepare their briefs. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
971 I still don't think this makes it a business expense 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
972 I was told to cook the books. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
973 It's one hundred percent pure brief 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
974 Here's to a job well done ... and done well. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
975 I burned my bridges, so I might as well finish the job. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
976 Another career goes up in smoke. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
977 That is an odd interpretation of BYOB. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
978 And they said I couldn't mix business with pleasure. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
979 Bye Bye Trump tapes! 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
980 Guess I've taken this paleo thing too far. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
981 Plausible deniability dear. We did not cook the books. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
982 Is this how you cook the books? 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
983 People used to get fired in person. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
984 Sirloin, leather. The way I cook, what's the difference! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
985 It's very rare that any work I bring home over the weekend is well done. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
986 It's still ticking. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
987 At least it's boneless. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
988 It's a beefcase, get it? Beef instead of brief. Did I do the dad joke thing right? Ah, who am I kidding. I'm just a stupid cycloptic sex android you built in your garage and that's all I'll ever be. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
989 I think it calls for a Malbec. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
990 He told me I better start taking some work home and "Get cooking." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
991 Labor Day BBQ already 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
992 Well I'm not eating the evidence without cooking it first! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
993 Darling, would you mind seeing if the rump roast is on my desk? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
994 Honey, I'm doing this in case you can't handle the raw truth. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
995 That's how they ship the Kobe beef and I forgot the combination 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
996 It's the modernized version of the Paleo diet. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
997 Sorry, Martha, I forgot you're a vegan now. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
998 Look, until the annuity turns around it's this or whatever nuts and berries we can find in the park. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
999 Look at it this way...I may have gotten fired but now they can't say I never did a job well done. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1000 I thought I'd try the sauce from Office Depot. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1001 Are you sure we have to do this Hillary, Loretta assured me, it's no longer an Investigation, just a Matter! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1002 It's a secret Russian recipe. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1003 Who knew it took so long to cook the books. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1004 It's a recipe from the guy at work who cooks our books. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1005 The quarterly report is inside. My boss told me to cook the books. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1006 How do I know when to flip it? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1007 With enough ketchup, anything tastes great. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1008 It's going to take more tenderizer than we own. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1009 Honey, you're supposed to take the bacon out of the briefcase 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1010 I suddenly realize why your legal briefings are always greasy 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1011 This is a hint, isn't it? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1012 What makes you think my lawyer has been here today? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1013 When I told Eric to bring a case, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1014 I don't know about this new passion for briefsteaks... 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1015 Your work seems to be getting in the way. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1016 This may work, but I still think the NSA has this information stored differently. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1017 Well then ...where's the beef? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1018 I liked it better when we only had to cook the books. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1019 This is stupid 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1020 It's a rare brief. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1021 The buns don't hold up and they are never big enough. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1022 Even my lawyers said this case was too hot to handle 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1023 I still don't understand what's to be gained from cooking the books. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1024 The recipe states that cook time will be brief. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1025 Five more minutes. The quarterly reports were still pink. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1026 This would have been easier sous vide 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1027 I never asked how long the books needed to be cooked. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1028 This is a lot easier than cooking the books. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1029 It's Kobe brief. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
1030 Can you run down to Staples and pick up a decent bottle of red? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1031 Honey, the label said "Genuine Calf." 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1032 A well done brief is rare. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1033 I've heard of smoking guns, but ... 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1034 You know Sarah can't eat that? She's vegan. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1035 I guarantee you'll like it better than my shoe. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1036 You go back inside and finish the cole slaw. I've got a handle on this. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1037 That's it. We lay off the vino. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1038 The profits are still a little red on the inside. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1039 Siri recommends Pinot Noir as a fine pairing with barbequed brief case. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1040 Boss insisted the Jenkins case be well done and closed by tomorrow morning. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1041 Tell my boss his damn report is done - well done! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1042 No, I expect the judge to compliment me on a case well done. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1043 My boss said he was going to lite a fire under my case to get things going, so I thought I'd beat him to the punch. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1044 So, I must have left the steaks at the office. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1045 Sorry. I was thinking about how to grill witnesses. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1046 I've just been feeling like a burnt-out case. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1047 It pairs beautifully with an earthy deposition. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1048 Whoever said the rich can't eat money simply lacked imagination. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1049 I'm firing myself. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
1050 Cooking the books this way seals in the moisture and the long-term capital gains. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1051 Honey, did you put a backpack in the microwave for the kids? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1052 It's Trump brand, so it has to be good! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1053 How do you like the end of my career - well done, rare or burnt to a crisp! 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1054 I said BEEF, not brief. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1055 When it opens, its ready. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1056 Honey, I told you not to bring your work home. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1057 My boss told me there was a lot at steak on this project. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1058 Italian leather is the new Kobe beef? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1059 The Senior Partner likes his case law well done ... 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1060 How hungry are you? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1061 I thought it would be easier working for President Trump. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1062 I think I have a handle on it 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1063 My boss said to cook the books if we get audited, but I don't see how that will help. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1064 Well... it was a steer once. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1065 I'm sorry I can't see anything without my glasses. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1066 You still have to go to work, Marty. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1067 Could I be suffering from burnout? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1068 Even on the weekends, my work is never done. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1069 I know I'm only supposed to cook the books, but just to be safe... 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
1070 I am trying to cook my raw, unbridled ideas into something meatier that will make people salivate with anticipation. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1071 Books just about cooked. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1072 The boss wants me to cook the books 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1073 are you cooking the books again? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1074 If cooking the books is wrong, then I don't want to be right. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1075 As suspected: the boss's proposal is all sizzle, no steak. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1076 This means that big steak is still on the kitchen counter. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1077 Have you seen my glasses, darling? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1078 Oh yeah - THAT'S where I hid the money. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1079 I said, cook the sausages briefly in the case. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1080 I told you honey it's all I know how to do. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1081 On second thought, a full-bodied Merlot might be a more appropriate choice. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1082 This is the way they always contact me. Suddenly there's a briefcase and I have another company to audit. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
1083 I want my boss to say this project is well done. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1084 Did Doug say he wanted the project done well or well done? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1085 Cooking the books just didn't go far enough. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1086 It's my Friday evening version of a job well done. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1087 I like my work well done. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1088 I think the brief is done. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1089 Oh great, Italian again? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1090 'Well, I'll be damned! I thought I left that at the titty bar.' 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1091 You'be heard of the caveman diet? This is the corporate executive diet. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1092 Is this what Trump meant by "cooking the books"? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1093 Grill a brief, toast a witness. file a tort, lawyer stuff. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1094 Local sourcing makes all the difference. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
1095 So after I finish cooking the books, you can bake the changes in. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1096 If you would stop flipping your portfolio and invest long term we might be able to make some money . 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1097 I think my work is done. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1098 It's a hot case 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1099 Actually, it's a recipe from the Wall Street Journal's Cooking Section. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1100 I was asked to stop bringing in half-cooked ideas. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1101 I couldn't afford a regular midlife crisis. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1102 Does the cheese go on top or inside? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1103 Once it's browned on both sides, it takes another hour for the data in the fiscal reports to be cooked. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1104 In case you're wondering, the barbecued brief is almost done 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1105 Eat, sleep and breathe work. That's what the new boss said. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1106 With the price of beef what it is, I just thought... ." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1107 It's hormone free. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1108 Can you make room for my bra? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1109 Can you double check the recipe? This still looks like a briefcase. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1110 it contains 15,000 mega bites which should feed the crowd 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1111 So you're saying I need to improve my work-life balance? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
1112 At least we'll still have our shoes. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
1113 Henry, next time you cook the books, at least marinade them first. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1114 Your right Gwen. I think I have been working too hard. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
1115 I believe we found Trumps tax returns. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1116 Who is DJT? 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
1117 The guys at the office say more than three minutes a side and it'll taste like shoe leather. 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
1118 I'm cooking the books.... Do we want it Enron, Worldcom or something in the middle like Tesco? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1119 "It's the new spam". 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1120 It has to be heated to Fahrenheit 451. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1121 I told him his proposal has been moved to the front burner. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1122 Put it on the back burner. Put it on the grill. What's the difference? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1123 Over easy. Case closed. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1124 Bobby's hiding his porn again. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1125 If the steak tastes like leather, so be it. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1126 It's not how you balance a budget -- it's how you cook the books. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
1127 It was a rough day, but I remembered to pick up the ground beef. Why do you ask? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1128 You want it leathery on the outside, but still papery in the middle. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1129 'Work hard, play hard.' I always manage to blur that line. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1130 On second thought, I think I'll just drink and breathe my job. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1131 That explains the uncooked meat on my desk. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1132 You just couldn't leave it at the office, could you Ted? 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1133 What pairs well with urban angst? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
1134 Do you think the FBI will care if it's scorched? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1135 I am not preoccupied with my job. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1136 I know he said to keep cooking the books like we did last month. But not firing up the grill in this weather would be a crime. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
1137 Thank goodness it's not alligator. The animal rights people would be all over us. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1138 You'll see. It'll taste better grilled. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1139 I can't help but bring work home. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1140 'Grilling the briefcase' sounds tastier than 'cooking the books.' 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1141 I think it will take more than BBQ flavor to enhance your career. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
1142 If this won't flip it, let's go with Trump's approach and try waterboarding. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1143 Sorry, I left the hamburgers at the office. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1144 It's a working vacation.. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
1145 My report will be well done. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
1146 I'm thinking the recipe may have said 'brisket.' 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1147 I'm hoping this will help the board stomach our latest earnings report. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1148 Ernie was reluctant to put his work on the back burner. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
1149 Honey, so you are saying this will put your Q4 revenue in the black? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1150 The way I see it, it's only highly processed beef. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
1151 ...and leaving your work at the office was not an option? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1152 Do you want your career rare or well-done? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1153 Since law school, I've always wanted a case well done. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1154 This is one way to become an executive chef. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1155 I only buy 100% grass-fed brief. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1156 Your mother left us her recipes. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1157 Portobello? I thought you asked for portfolio. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1158 The Case & the Missing Burgers 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1159 If this doesn't kill that Virus, nothing will. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1160 Should I flip it? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1161 Well, at least I caught it myself. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1162 Well, they said my efficiency report was half baked. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1163 I hate Donald Trump. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1164 I'm afraid my cooking the books at work is starting to come home with me. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1165 I don't care if beef prices are insane right now--I want a damn steak! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1166 It gives the steak that new leather smell. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1167 Honey, it's always burn "after" reading, not before. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
1168 I thought we talked about taking your work home with you. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1169 As a senior accountant I would have thought you knew what "cooking the books" really meant. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1170 Any one can bring work home. But, if you want it well done, you have to grill it yourself. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1171 Here's to a job well done! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1172 The only way I'm going to win this case is with a well-done brief. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1173 Won't be any tougher that the steaks you grilled last week. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1174 Happy retirement, honey. Well done. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1175 The warranty says it's indestructible 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1176 It's gluten-free though, right? 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1177 Oh my gosh, you're right, that means I left the steaks on my IRS lawyer's desk. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1178 This is how we cook the books 1.1884 0.06618 69 61 3 5
1179 I'd promised Bill they'd stay together, but the crematorium refused. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1180 So this is where it was the whole time! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1181 I always get burned by these hard cases. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1182 I'm not a fan of skinless franks; I prefer them in a case. 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1183 What the hell was I thinking? 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1184 I'll show my boss a job well-done... 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
1185 The boss said this work better be well done! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1186 I put a lot of work into this meal 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1187 'It's dry-aged brief' 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1188 Surely the books must be cooked by now? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1189 Why can't we just shred like the neighbors? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1190 'He said he wanted all parts of my job well done.' 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1191 I know the boss said cook the books but this is a bit ridiculous. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
1192 Performance review, my foot! I'll show them "rarely done well". 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1193 I've got this handled, why don't you make the salad. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1194 Here goes my lunch bag! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
1195 Remind me. Do you remove the shell when you cook the books? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
1196 What am I supposed to do with this spatula? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1197 Nothing like the smell of smoked shares 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1198 I'm just hopeless at this. Honey maybe you should make dinner? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1199 Blue Apron offers brief recipes but this is too literal for my taste. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
1200 I see Charlie's back from Russia. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
1201 The say if the grilling doesn't pop the case, don't eat the contents. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1202 This business lunch thing has gone too far. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
1203 How do you like your nauga? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1204 Sure, real leather is more expensive, but it's worth it. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1205 I have a feeling it's going to taste like leather. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1206 I'm so tired of work eating me up. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1207 Tell me again, honey. How many lawyers to flip a burger? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1208 Amazon said this was a Trump steak! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1209 There goes my stake in the company. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
1210 Just like your mother-in-law. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1211 I'll show them 'gluten-free' 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1212 You can't just delete top secret documents. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1213 Maybe Gordon Ramsay was just being ironic 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1214 It's called exposure therapy. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1215 I don't want to over cook it and have it taste like leather. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1216 And I thought I left it on the train 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1217 Because my boss wouldn't fit. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1218 They asked me to cook the books. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1219 It was either this or getting my feet held to the fire. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1220 Y'know, what I'm really craving is loafers. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1221 I can't stick a fork in it, it's like leather. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1222 The contents are quite rare. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1223 Doing case work on the weekend sucks. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1224 So - - how would you like your books cooked? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1225 Steaks are so expensive it was cheaper to just cook the money 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
1226 And when it opens, the books have been cooked. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1227 I think your boss will get the message. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1228 Shouldn't we shred the books before we cook them? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1229 "Where did you get the buns? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1230 Looks like all sizzle and no steak. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1231 THERE MUST BE ANEASIER WAY TO COOK THE BOOKS 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1232 A man's work is never done. 1.1818 0.06797 66 59 2 5
1233 Well, I'm an accountant and it's time to cook the books. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1234 "This might be a little chewy" ! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1235 I'm cooking the books, dear. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1236 I have work to do. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1237 I'm just warming up my briefs. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1238 Y'know, I think I just remembered where I left my briefcase. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1239 I literally JUST flipped it, Deb. Get off my briefcase. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1240 I hope we have barbeque sauce. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1241 Another job well done... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1242 But honey, the Blue Apron instructions didn't say anything about opening it. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1243 No matter what we do, it'll still taste like tofu. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1244 For dessert, we have a delicious manila envelope pudding. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1245 I'd like my liabilities on the side, honey. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1246 The clerk said this style goes with anything, so today I'm trying teriyaki marinade. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1247 Grill marks always rattle opposing counsel. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
1248 It won't be the first time I cooked a case. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1249 In case you're wondering, it'll be brief. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1250 I'm cooking the books. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1251 "It's a Kobe brief-case, suppose to be really tender"! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1252 I think Amazon sent the wrong Prime. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1253 I'm not sure if the boss meant it literally when he said he wanted the case well done. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1254 How do you like your books cooked? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1255 I am keeping an eye on it. I hate it when it gets too leathery. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1256 According to the boss, I'm supposed to "cook the books." 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1257 ...I guess that means I left the patties on my desk. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1258 Who says you can't have your case and eat it too? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1259 It's called reclaimed beef. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1260 " My presentation is just getting warmed up. " Submitted by Neil L. Sachs, Monmouth Junction, NJ 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1261 This one is cooking much better than the tablet. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1262 Looks like it's time to smother the secrets in the secret sauce. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1263 Are you sure it's free range? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1264 It's filet million. I have to flip it right before it bursts. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1265 We need more life balance... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1266 Tom says this really locks in the juices. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1267 When the boss told me to cook the books, I forgot to ask him how long. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1268 And the best part is, it's vegan! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1269 Tax lawyers never get the juicy cases. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1270 Word is the new boss is a foodie, so I adding some nice grill marks. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1271 Just flip it 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1272 Honey, it was bad enough when you brought your work to bed. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1273 I'm afraid the handle's going to be underdone. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1274 Filet mignon has to be handled with respect. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1275 Not exactly what I expected when you said "retirement party, " Nancy. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
1276 I wish that when he said, 'Get rid of it--eat it if you have to!' he had suggested a seasoning or sauce. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1277 The boss said I need to bring the heat. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1278 Get a grip Harold, I said beef not brief for heaven's sake! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1279 This is my contribution to relaxed Fridays. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1280 Are you sure you ordered the beef case special? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1281 Your suppose to grill the clients dear, not the case... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1282 That's the last time I make a bet with you on a presidential election. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1283 Now that is work well done. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1284 Every time You grill it tastes like leather. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1285 sure it's cruel, but who uses these things anymore anyway? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1286 It'll be done briefly. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1287 After all, you are on vacation. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1288 But how do you know when the books are fully cooked? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1289 No no. I said brief taste! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1290 Hmm, I thought I smelled an attorney. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1291 My only option was to cook the books 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1292 'My boss insisted that this project be well-done.' 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1293 I want my briefcase to display the stigmata of our suburban existence. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1294 Well....technically it is from a cow, so ......why not? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1295 Don't grill too long--the mortgage papers should be slightly bloody. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1296 It's a bit leathery 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1297 Don't Forget the Tenderizer. The Last One Was quite Tough. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1298 You're going to need a bigger spatula! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1299 Are you sure there are no copies in the cloud? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1300 I couldn't find the shredder. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1301 I feel like a burnt-out case. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1302 It's grass-fed leather. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1303 So, did your boss tell you to cook the books? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1304 Work has been medium well today. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1305 I like a job well done. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1306 Did I really say "I'll eat my work if I'm wrong?" 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1307 "Are you sure this is what they meant when they said 'cook the books'"? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1308 It comes from Russia — it needs grilling. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1309 Pork folio? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1310 My work is almost done. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1311 That's vegan leather, right? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1312 Hurry up, those books won't cook themselves! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1313 I told you.. my job is at steak. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1314 Boss told me that my work was half baked. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1315 They said you'd have to work through dinner when they hired you. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1316 Cooking the books? Of course! That's what they hire me for. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1317 What kind of wine is this again? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1318 I think we should have marinated it. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1319 3 minutes and counting until implosion- what would James Bond do? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1320 Can you think of a better way to destroy the evidence? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1321 Sometimes cooking the books is not enough. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1322 I think we're going to need more tenderizer 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1323 Maybe my work-life balance really is an issue, honey. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1324 I wanna make sure it's fireproof. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1325 Do you suppose this is what my boss meant when he told me to cook the books? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1326 They keep telling me my resume needs more sizzle. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1327 There is a possibility that the boss asked for beefsteak and not briefcase. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1328 Honey, you really need to separate work from home life. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1329 Handle's mine. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
1330 It doesn't appear to be working. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
1331 It's a business lunch. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1332 So I guess the burgers are in Conference Room C...? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1333 After all, they did hire me on the strength of my ability to cook the books. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
1334 A job well done. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1335 Uh-oh. So much for the genuine rawhide. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1336 It's like my career was: I'll just know when it's done. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1337 Looks like my work here is done. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1338 I guess I am bringing my work home with me 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1339 When it's done, check the cookbook to see how long I should rest my case. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1340 I'm out of BBQ sauce, do we have any White Out? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1341 Sometimes a guy needs to destroy shit. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1342 I never open it anyway. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1343 Do you think we can flip this case ? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1344 How to solve the cold case file. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1345 What? You said dinner would have to be brief tonight. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1346 Rare, medium, well done or fired! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1347 You want yours medium or job well done? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1348 Aha, so that's why there's a salmon fillet in my office. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1349 Thanks for inviting your boss to our passive-aggressive BBQ. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1350 Synthetic just doesn't taste the same. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1351 You smell that Maggie? That's the smell of mendacity and I've had it! I'm not going back, even if they email me. Even if they text or tweet me! When you go back in can you just check again to make sure my phone's charging? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1352 I think it's going to need a touch more tenderizer. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1353 Are you thinking of retiring again? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1354 Did you check and make sure it's gluten-free? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1355 I forgot the lock combination 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1356 Remember that Margie's a vegetarian 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1357 He said invite the client for dinner and prepare your best case. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1358 I don't think that's what they meant when they asked you to cook the books. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1359 It's my top secret recipe. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1360 Hey, it's still cow. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1361 Who says I don't know how to cook the books 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1362 It looks like I will have to turn my case over. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1363 He asked me to cook the books. I'm thinking medium rare? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
1364 I still say those public shredding events are worse for the environment—not to mention more conspicuous. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
1365 I told you it wasn't a good idea to invite my boss over for a barbecue! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1366 I started out cooking books 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
1367 My work is always well done. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1368 You're right, I shouldn't bring my work home with me. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
1369 Get off my case, Sylvia. Stop the grilling. 1.1791 0.06354 67 59 4 4
1370 It's grass-fed and recycled. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
1371 Technically, it's no longer a drinking problem. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
1372 Do you like roast brief rare, medium or well done.? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
1373 Run in and get the tenderizer. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1374 How do you want yours cooked? 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
1375 It's a briefcase, so I'm thinking just one minute per side. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
1376 Let's hope this turns off auto updates 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
1377 We're going to need a good chimichurri. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1378 After we finish cooking the books, we'll serve them under the table. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
1379 They say you can't take it with you. But I'm still testing this asbestos lined money pouch. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1380 And for a bit of pretension I smoke them in a marinade of Proust. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1381 I told Jevees to get a case of beef, not a briefcase. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1382 And they say white people have no culture. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1383 Next time I'll marinade longer. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1384 Do you want cheese on it? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1385 God, I hope I marinated it long enough. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
1386 Maybe a short eulogy 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
1387 Happy retirement. Stick a fork in it ! Your done !! 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1388 I was grilled by the boss today. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1389 I am still struggling with your reluctance to laundering. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1390 It's a new recipe from Legal Seafood... 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1391 I thought it would make me feel better. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1392 On weekends, corporate accountant Charles likes to cook the books. 1.1754 0.07134 57 51 2 4
1393 What makes you think I got a grilling at work today? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1394 That is one way to cook the books. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1395 Maybe we should have marinated it? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1396 They call it Kobe brief. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1397 To make the grill marks more interesting, I should have set it at a 45 degree angle. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
1398 After this PC is done, we'll do some tablets for the kids. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
1399 Are you sure it's called work-to-table? 1.1750 0.07060 40 34 5 1
1400 The briefs for that case were well-done. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1401 Honey! I think I finally was able to destroy my bosses final horcrux! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1402 She was a good old bag. May she roast in peace. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1403 Yep, threw my career on the Barbie. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1404 I see you found my collection of centerfolds. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1405 Are you sure 'cooking the books' isn't a metaphor? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1406 I know it looks crazy but it's a recipe from the Wall Street Journal 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1407 It's cheaper than steaks and it turns out just as tough. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1408 I don't think this is what your boss had in mind when he said he wants to see this project well done. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1409 Now that's what I call 'a job well done." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1410 I'm cooking the books! No one will hack these notes! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1411 More wine, dear? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1412 That's not what I meant by cooking the books. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1413 Well, I guess they're just medium rare documents now. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1414 Does this mean I left the steaks at the office? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1415 The work is never done. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1416 The boss is coming over for dinner. I better cook the books. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1417 "Do we have any attaché sauce, babe"? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1418 That's funny. I swore you said "brief biscuit". 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
1419 The butcher did call it the MBA cut. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1420 I think it's ten minutes less for suede. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1421 I got nothing... 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
1422 My latest invention honey, edible luggage made out of meat. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1423 I guess you'll want this to go. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1424 It just doesn't taste the same now that it's Amazon. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1425 If that is my briefcase where did I put the yellowfin tuna steaks? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1426 My editor told me to make the last chapter really hot! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1427 I prefer sole of shoe. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1428 It's not 'cooking the books' if you grill them, right? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1429 I heard that the House Committee wants to grill me about my portfolio 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1430 It marinated on the train for two hours. Go ahead and open the wine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1431 I know you said grilling is your specialty, but I feel like Chinese takeout tonight. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1432 I'm pretty sure he ordered me to cook the books. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
1433 Despite the glowing reviews in The New Yorker - I don't think this is a good idea. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1434 I knew I’d have to eat my words on this project. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
1435 Did you get another grilling at work today? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1436 Business lunch 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1437 It's a stuffed Louis Vuitton, I can't wait to try it. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1438 We may have to reschedule the burgers. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1439 He was a lot less feisty than our last witness. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1440 They say if it doesn't pop open it's bad. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1441 When do I flip it? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1442 I promised them, no more half-baked ideas. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
1443 Maybe a retirement bonfire would have been more cathartic. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1444 Nobody can cook the books better than me, Wendy. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1445 Eating one's words is always better bbq'd. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1446 Medium rare please, make it brief. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1447 I don't think this is what your boss meant by 'I like work thats well done'. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1448 Honey, can you get my tablet? It's in the fridge next to the pickled earbuds. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1449 Why? Because we have no fireplace, that's why. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1450 Because the lawyer filled the oven. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1451 Sea salt and a quick sear really make my summations pop. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1452 I did promise I would eat my words, if I lost the case. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1453 Because I am tired of you always complaining that your steak tastes like leather. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1454 It was obviously a case of a purloined sirloin. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1455 They want the report well done. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1456 I think the prosecuting attorney wants to grill you, not your cold case. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
1457 Could you close me back up? I'm in a meeting. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1458 Sid, let's order in. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1459 Smells good, but it's probably gonna' be tougher than shoe leather. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
1460 I"m making the best of a bad day. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
1461 It seems like it won't every get done! 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1462 Another dull day at the office, honey? 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
1463 Filet Attaché my foot! We're having plain 'ol briefcase again. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
1464 It's pleather. The Batsons are vegans. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
1465 Hey, do I tell you how to prune the vacuum cleaner? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
1466 Why does everyone say that my grilling tastes like burnt leather? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
1467 It's important to wait to flip it. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
1468 I can't keep up with these fad diets. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
1469 My boss told me my work is well done. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1470 Honey, I'm on my first case. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
1471 I better flip it now or it's going to be tough as leather. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1472 Actually, I think a red Zinfandel would go better. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1473 Here's how we cook the books 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1474 Do you think it's vegan ? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1475 I'll look much more hipster with a messenger bag. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1476 The CEO asked me to cook the books 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1477 Grill marks look good, but they really don't improve the taste. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1478 This is a very rare case! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1479 I've got some hot leads here, Janice. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1480 I got tired of my work being grilled at the office. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1481 It's my career. I'll say if it's rare or well done. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1482 I have a feeling it's going to be a tough case. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1483 Surely there must be an easier way to cook the books. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1484 Darling, I appreciate the effort but are you sure you didn't misread 'beef glaze' in the recipe? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1485 Uh oh, this is a case of mistaken identity. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1486 So this is a retirement barbecue. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1487 Harold dear, I don't think that this is what your boss meant when he told you to cook the books. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1488 "The works" just doesn't sound appetizing anymore. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1489 I'm better at cooking the books. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1490 I'm working on a cold case. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1491 Are the tapes in there ? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1492 My briefcase on the grill. My wife's so chill. I just made a hundred mill. 1.1639 0.06686 61 55 2 4
1493 My boss likes it well-done. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1494 They say it's high in fiber. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1495 It's a secret recipe. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1496 Going paperless at work? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1497 Obviously a brief case of misteaken identity. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1498 My career is in flames! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1499 I assured him the report would be well-done. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1500 I tendered my resignation. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1501 There! Another job well done. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1502 We're gonna need a bigger spatula. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1503 This one is fake leather for the vegans. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1504 Well, GuyFieri.com says it really seals in the juices. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1505 I really want to grill the client on this case 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1506 It's a new recipe for cooking the books. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1507 Don't worry, it's still Paleo. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1508 It's just so hard to leave work at work these days 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1509 It's part of this new conference table to table trend. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1510 It's full of half-baked ideas. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1511 I've found this to be the only way anyone will tell me my work is "well done" 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1512 Because for twenty-six goddamn years, the boss never once said, 'Well done'! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1513 Last time it was tough as shoe leather. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1514 It's my signature beltway dish, Smoked Diablo Dossier. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1515 Make it brief. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1516 I know the Millers are vegans. This isn't real leather. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1517 It might be a bit leathery. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1518 The boss keeps complaining that my work is not well done. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1519 This is your last chance. Talk! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1520 Goodbye middle class, hello minimum wage. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1521 Beef case 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1522 Honey, I may have overcooked the books. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1523 Sweetheart, that's a briefcase, not a beefcase. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1524 The partners thought my last brief was overdone. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1525 I don't think that is what the boss meant by cooking the books. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1526 For some reason they said cook the books. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1527 These working vacations are getting out of control. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1528 Cooking the books is one thing; barbecuing your briefcase is insane. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1529 For brief brisket this is taking a long time. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1530 My company told me to Cook the numbers. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1531 How do you like your stakes? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1532 That's one way to get me to stop working during family cookouts. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1533 Darling, be careful with that health care bill grilling...the people will change from hungry to angry. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
1534 I think my work week and weekends are coming together at this very moment. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1535 Do you think red or white with it? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1536 Tell me it's NOT leather... the vegans won't eat it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1537 I heard brief cooking was the all the rage 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1538 It's leatherette. All the rage with the vegans. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1539 Honey, I don't think your boss meant to literally cook the books. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1540 Is that vegan? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1541 This case just went up in flames. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1542 Better sharpen the knives. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1543 I prefer 'well done' to 'good job'. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1544 Honey... I thought you said those would be safe in the cloud... 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1545 Every time we cook on this grill, the food tastes like leather. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1546 This steak is like leather. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1547 That "office smell" seems to be going away. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1548 I didn't get the raise. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1549 I'm grilling leftovers- case closed. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1550 Let me guess...The boss turned you down for a raise again 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1551 Step 4 was ‘cook cabbage’ not baggage. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1552 You know you get 5-10 years for cooking the books, right? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1553 Honey, I don't think that's what your boss meant by cooking the books.... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1554 How would you like the books cooked? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1555 Cooking the books again 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1556 My work is almost done. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1557 This whole work-life balance thing seems overrated. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1558 A brief case of confusion 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1559 "I don't think that's what they mean when they say, 'Bringing home the bacon' ". 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1560 My boss said that my best idea was half-baked! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1561 Is this what they meant when they told us to "burn the attaché?" 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1562 When you said it will be tough as leather, you meant it! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1563 Don't worry. It will taste like chicken. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1564 I don't think this is what your boss meant by a half-baked idea. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1565 I should think with a young Bordeaux and a side of your left over portfolio. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1566 I must have left the steaks in the safe deposit box. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
1567 The guys at the Firm say I need more practice grilling witnesses, figured I'd start with the Henderson case. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1568 That should pair well with this fine Italian cut. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1569 You need a bigger spatula Honey 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
1570 I'm beginning to suspect that the Russians hacked my recipe site. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
1571 I just cooked the company's books. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
1572 This one should taste better than my Samsonite - no aluminum aftertaste. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1573 On the bright side, leather comes from a cow, too. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1574 How will we know when it's done? 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
1575 This is your idea of vegan? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1576 The recipe said " grill the beef steak not the brief case". 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
1577 Are we taking this recycle thing a little too far? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1578 The boss told me I have to get fired up about this project. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1579 Grill briefly on one side, then turn. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
1580 Honey, the recipe called for a beef steak not a briefcase. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
1581 Maybe you were right. Cooking hamburgers inside my attache case wasn't such a good idea. I can't tell when to flip them over. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
1582 Are you sure this is how we cook the books? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
1583 They'll never freeze my assets! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1584 Leather is the new aluminum foil. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1585 I don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I suddenly thought, I don't want it well done, I want it incinerated. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1586 I think we'll be done in no time. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
1587 Underdone ideas should be only half-baked. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1588 The recipe called for encased meat. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
1589 It was a job well done. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1590 I'm getting even for the grilling I got at work today. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1591 It's my top secret recipe. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1592 I'm going to to get grilled tomorrow in the boardroom. I thought I'd prepare myself. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1593 Unfortunately, Trumpcare only covered an American lager. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1594 That is a rare medium well done. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1595 I could have boiled it, but grilling gives it that nice charbroiled taste. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1596 Well, I guess my mother was right; I'm going to have to be the breadwinner in this marriage. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1597 Having a hot case sounded much better on Law and Order. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1598 And then he said, "Chambers, you're not doing anything with your weekend until everything in this briefcase is done." I think it's just about ready. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1599 The food channel said business dinners are the latest thing. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1600 Technically, it's still leather and comes from a cow so... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1601 So when the handle is crispy, it's done Martha. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1602 Love that delicious complexity of spread sheet litter, ball point ink, and forgotten tuna sandwiches. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1603 I know you're an honest accountant, but I don't think this is what your client meant when he asked you to cook the books! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1604 This is not what I had in mind when I said we have to cook the books 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1605 Secrets are best well done. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1606 It should be done by the time I'm 65. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1607 Boss says to cook the books. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1608 Shit. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1609 Give it another hour, it's hard to tell when lawyers are done. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1610 My boss says he'd like to see my work well done. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1611 We turn it after 20 minutes and serve when both clasps pop. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1612 Nothing better than a job well-done. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1613 Grilling his attache, Gus fundamentally misunderstood Mr. Mueller's advice. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1614 Your portfolio, well done? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1615 Alright, it's time to stop bringing work home. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1616 Dear...I know how you love to grill, but they'll still say "you cooked the books." 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1617 It looked so much better on Masterchef. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1618 A grill? Whatever happened to getting a gold watch at retirement! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1619 I wonder when this case will be done? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1620 Let's see the Russians hack these files. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1621 If I cook it briefly, it will be a rare case. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1622 If we slice it thinly, it should be digestible. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1623 First day of summer. I decided to cook the books al fresco. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1624 Well, you told me you didn't like my briefs... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1625 How do you like your leather? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1626 I have the amicus briefs marinating in the fridge. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1627 Oh don't worry, it will be well done. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1628 I shouldn't be telling you this, but I was told to cook the books 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1629 Vinny said I should start cooking the books. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1630 Maybe you should have married a hunter-gatherer. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1631 Is this going to be enough for all the board members? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1632 That's a briefcase, dear, not a beefcase. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1633 Dear, I don'r think that's what they mean about a holiday from work. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1634 Happy Retirement! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1635 I thought I told you not to bring your work home 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1636 Another minute or so, and this report will be done. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1637 How 'bout some well done memorandums for dessert? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1638 Honey have you seen my glasses, this steak seems to be taking a long time to cook. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1639 We need to grill these mortgage backed securities before we tranche them up 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1640 The recipe said to encase the chicken. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1641 Needs more career. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1642 Grilled, blackened, fired, and toasted. How was your day? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1643 you really need to relax and not bring your work home 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1644 Why not? I already cooked the books... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1645 Grill-marking for the SVP opening, Alice. Smell that Waygu leather kicking me upstairs. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1646 The company frowns on cooking the books, but grilling the briefcase was not admonished. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1647 I love the smell of cowhide in the morning. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1648 I said "Beefsteak" not Briefcase. Well, Leather is beef...I'll need a bigger spatula. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1649 I never dreamed retirement would smell this good. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1650 Capitalism just doesn't seem to burn that well. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1651 Now they can subpoena whatever they want. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1652 ...then he said "go cook the books" ? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1653 Are the case files still cold? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1654 Won't it be obvious that you cooked the books? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1655 Chefs say to make it brief, in this case. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1656 It's a tough case to crack. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1657 Oh no honey, I said the BEEF case ... Not the briefcase!!! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1658 Good grilling can improve even the toughest cuts of meat. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1659 Did you remember to take out the tax returns? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1660 Honey, would you get me some tenderizer? 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1661 There were no witnesses, so we're grilling the affidavits instead. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1662 I don't think this is what they meant by "dry aged beef" 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1663 Honey, will you grab a bigger spatula? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1664 It's not easy being a caseatarian 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1665 Are you sure this is the best way to cook the books? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1666 Are you sure this is what Julian Assange meant when he said he wanted your agency's "hot secrets"? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1667 I thought I'd practice for the grilling I'm getting Monday... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1668 Don't forget the Nylon wallets; Martha is a vegan. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
1669 Thanks, but I'm glutton free. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1670 First of all, honey, 'cooking the books' is not the accepted legal term. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1671 Smells like Wallstreet. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
1672 I'm heating up my presentation. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
1673 Dudley was finding it increasingly dificuly to find a work/play balance. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
1674 The online review called it a briefcase grill. 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
1675 How do you like your pigskin? 1.1538 0.06939 52 47 2 3
1676 Is it vegan?! Is it gluten-free?! I feel you're missing the deeper symbolism here! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
1677 Are you sure this is a case for an executive grilling? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
1678 They grilled me for not finishing the reports... I´m getting even. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
1679 The package said "grass fed" 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
1680 Well no, we're not paying for another briefcase John, but what better way to say thanks for 'a job well done!' 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
1681 The boss said I had to cook this deal. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
1682 The steaks are high, I have to flip the case. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
1683 I used a lot of marinade 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
1684 I know he's a businessman, but this Trump Steak is more business than beef." 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
1685 The package said it's 100% brief. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
1686 Could you check on YouTube what's the proper grilling time for a 3" briefcase. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
1687 Auto correction again! I meant to text Brisket, not Brief Case! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
1688 Is this the right way to cook the books? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
1689 I'm preparing for the grilling I'll get at tomorrow's senate hearing. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1690 Are they all they all classified? 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
1691 Cooking the books isn't what it used to be. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1692 The boss wants my work well done. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1693 One more turn and our portfolio will go up in smoke 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1694 Yes, the salesman definitely said it was the top of the range model. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1695 You want it just crispy on the outside, with grill marks of course. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1696 The package said they were pre-cooked, but I prefer the bottom-line blackened. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1697 They told me to burn these, but I'm settling for medium-well. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
1698 Boss said there was more cow in this briefcase that anything else, so we'll see. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
1699 Here's the brief, but where's the beef? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1700 I told you you should've preheated the grill. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
1701 My briefs are red hot. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
1702 Beefsteak??? I thoght you Briefcase! 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
1703 A good hard sear should add some bite to the presentation I've been stewing over. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
1704 I want it to look like I was really grilled by the boss today. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1705 I know it's unorthodox. That's why everybody's doing it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1706 It's a beefcase. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1707 It was a job well done. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1708 Don't worry, vegan leather is gluten free 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1709 Please cook briefly, I like mine rare 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1710 I'm prepping for the company picnic. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1711 You're the one who wanted me to work on my work-life balance. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1712 The dog is getting too smart for his own good. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1713 Are the ideas half-baked yet? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1714 Shouldn't it be just the books? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1715 Did you remember to add the laptop? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1716 Trust me. This is better than just cooking the books. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1717 And tomorrow I'll grill their witness. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1718 I thought this might make the work easier to swallow. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1719 Apparently my boss wants my work more well done. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1720 It's top purloin. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1721 Brief, it's what's for dinner. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1722 After cooking the books, I'm gonna half bake a plan and then serve it up on a silver platter. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1723 I figured it was the one thing you couldn't overcook. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1724 I'm just doing what my department head told me to do: cook the books. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1725 How do you like yours in the middle, legible or illegible? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1726 It looks a little leathery. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1727 There's a lot at stake here, honey. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1728 Looks like another hot case, Counselor. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1729 You want to give it a quick sear on both sides to seal in the juices. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1730 I know it's unhealthy but I just can't leave my work at the office. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1731 Perhaps a leather essence will make tofu palitable. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1732 I hate to bring work home but there's a big meating tomorrow. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1733 Better call Saul. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1734 So, do you think my work is done? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1735 They said my plan was half-baked. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1736 Cooking the books is much easier than cooking the briefcase! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1737 On second thought, maybe we should just celebrate my retirement with a cake. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1738 The recruiter said they wanted a seasoned professional. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1739 It locks in that umami flavor. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1740 This will bring about a whole new meaning to "cooking the books'. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1741 This is what has become of Hamilton Burger from the Perry Mason television series. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1742 I'm just trying to make my case. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1743 OK if it's a little read in the middle? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1744 They say the sentence is lighter if you grill the books. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1745 How else can I prove I was at the Company cookout? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1746 Wait till you see the great steaks I brought home in my beefcase. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1747 Brief Brisket 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1748 Does it pop open when it is done? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1749 The special council likes evidence to be well done. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1750 In my work, branding is everything. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1751 I'm beginning to think this is not what you had in mind, Helen, when you suggested we cook the books! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1752 Yes, it is rare. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1753 There's high turnover at work. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1754 I suppose we should start looking for a new attorney. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1755 I promised the boss that the work would be well done. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1756 Eating your way to the top is becoming more challenging. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1757 Doesn't this prove to you that I'm burned out? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1758 How do you want yours - tanned or oiled? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1759 My briefs are on fire 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1760 A man's work is never well done... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1761 Which wine pairs best with leather and brass? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1762 This is not the way I pictured our retirement. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1763 Sorry hon, no toasting till the books are well done. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1764 We're aiming for a well-done presentation. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1765 Honey, if people will pay $15 for a burger made from beats, they'll eat this. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1766 What was I thinking with this spatula? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1767 This isn't happening. Did you buy kale? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1768 How do you know when its done? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1769 Beefcake?? I thought you said put on the briefcase! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1770 Now to prepare the moolah sauce. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1771 I think our wine will pair nicely with the cooked books. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1772 Being a junior executive is all sizzle and no steak. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1773 It's the only way to know for sure if the leather's 100% genuine. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1774 I would say go with rare or it will taste too leathery. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1775 I got it from an attorney who's brilliant at flipping and grilling witnesses. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1776 WE CAN DO THE STEAKS AFTER I COOK THE BOOKS 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1777 Darn. It's dry. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1778 I saw this once in an old Chaplin movie. But I think it was a shoe. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1779 I'm going to get grilled about this at the office. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1780 I can't remember if I took the million dollars out or not. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1781 My career is just about cooked 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1782 I’m searing my career for lunch; want some? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1783 I think there may be a limit to using every part of the animal. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1784 I like a job well done. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1785 It's an abominable sequel to your pathetic first novel. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1786 Do you like your leaks rare or medium? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1787 Did you check the expiration date? It's missing back straps and zippers. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1788 Beef Harold. I said BEEF not Brief! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1789 I wasn't sure which wine paired with leather. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1790 It's read inside. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1791 Attaché grillé dans l'huile de ribose et d'avocat on the alt-food network 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1792 That is not what I meant when I told you to cook the books. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1793 Wait...did Mr. Perkins say torts or tortes? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1794 It said genuine cowhide. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1795 Is my cell phone done marinating? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1796 They didn't want to cook the books at the office. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1797 How bout some fried ties on the side? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1798 Italian or suede? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1799 My father's full-grain attaché was all that remained of his estate. That, and the 58-year-old bottle of Lea and Perrins we found in the back of his fridge. We can let neither go to waste. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1800 What happened?The new smart grill just auto corrected the beef steak I was cooking. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1801 I don't know. Boss told me he needed me to cook the numbers. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1802 It's called work-life balance. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1803 Are you sure this is what he meant when he told us to cook the books? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1804 It's a bit leathery 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1805 My boss said not to overdo it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1806 The IRS is around the office so I have to cook the books at home now! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1807 The head of the Accounting Department wanted me to cook the books. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1808 Literally or figuratively? I always mix those two up. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1809 My boss told me to cook the books but not to let anyone see them. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1810 The burgers are divine when they're grilled in a Gucci case. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1811 Goodbye, old friend. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1812 Work going ok, sweetie? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1813 It was either this or getting a therapy dog. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1814 It appears to be a case of Salmonella. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1815 How do you want your books cooked? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1816 Oops! I guess it's the other CIA. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1817 Worcestershire, or saddle soap? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1818 I wonder why they said sear it brief-ly 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1819 Well it used to be part of a cow, and it was cheaper than organic grass-fed aged beef, so I thought...why not? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1820 Do I like eating my words medium or well done? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1821 Cedar-plank salmon is so 2016. Now it's all about brief-beef. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1822 "We'll have a brief meal of barbequed leather with a suitable Cabernet. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1823 Next time we sous vide. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1824 Any deal can go from well done to charred beyond recognition in an instant. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1825 Doesn't this seems cheap for a cremation 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1826 Does it pop open when it's cooked ? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1827 I'm just searing it, to seal in that fresh-document flavor. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1828 I don't want to turn it in till I'm sure it's well done. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1829 have you seen the divorce papers? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1830 The recipe didn't say anything about taking the meat out of the briefcase. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1831 Stan said we'd be grilled tomorrow on the contents of our case so I'm trying to prepare for that! 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1832 Your position appears to be hardening up on me bringing work home. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
1833 They told me my proposal was toast. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1834 My boss said he wanted to look at what I did with the papers in this briefcase and be able to say "Well done!" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1835 You just can't leave your work at the office can you? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1836 How would the Donald like these tapes 'How did the Donald say he wanted his tapes cooked?!' "Well done, I think he said?! WELL, WELL done!" 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1837 Well that's all the evidence from my meeting with Kislyak. Tell Ivanka and big Donald we're in the clear just as soon I remember where I put those "tapes". 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1838 The client wants to make sure this case is well done. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1839 I was just laid off so we need to economize. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1840 The books are almost cooked so you can start draining the swamp. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1841 My presentation is going to be a hot mess. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
1842 When I told him what I thought of the company he warned me that I would eat those words someday. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
1843 The briefsteak is almost ready. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
1844 I don't think that's what your boss meant when he said, 'Well done on the Anderson case.' 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
1845 The recipe said "Brief sear over hot coals." 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
1846 Norman, you promised - no more bringing office work home on weekends. Eat your words. Case closed. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
1847 Even if it is highly processed beef, I'm okay with it as long as it is grass-fed 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
1848 who would have guessed 'bivalvia' made briefcases ? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1849 The recipe calls for 2 oz. of papain in the marinade. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1850 Would you like your "conduct OR conscience" rare, medium or well done? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1851 They don't grill nearly as well when they're frozen. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1852 Did you defrost it first? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1853 They'll never trace us if we bake the records. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1854 Are the mashed potatoes ready? The meatloaf should be done in six minutes. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1855 So, I'd say 5 minutes on side at 400 degrees ought to do it. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
1856 Why should I be the only one burnt out from work? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1857 Honey, aren't you supposed to remove the briefcase before you cook the books? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1858 'How long does it take to cook launch codes?' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1859 Are you sure the tutorial said to grill it? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1860 Time to cook the books. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1861 The books should be cooked in a few minutes. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1862 Hmmm. Makes me wonder where those darn steaks are. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1863 He told me to cook the books, but he didn't give me the combination to his briefcase. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1864 I'm starting to think we should have brined it. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1865 I wanted to work with dinner, not for dinner. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1866 Do you prefer pink or no pink in your brief? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1867 This better be genuine leather. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1868 Even his steaks have lawyered up. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1869 "I'm due for raise if this report is well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1870 Now that's a job well-done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1871 Okay, you can probably start the legal pads now. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1872 It'll be a warmed over version of last weeks presentation 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1873 Another cold case well done, honey. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1874 Oh, shoot. Today is Saturday! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1875 It needs longer--the boss said my work is only half-baked. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1876 As a corporate attaché a good grilling is to be expected! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1877 This explains the Amazon Pantry box on my desk 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1878 Steak attaché anyone? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1879 Our mystery dinner should be ready in a few minutes. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1880 Taste great? Less filling? I no longer have to decide. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1881 Honey, are you sure this recipe in "Cooking the Books" is really from the "American Barbecue Association? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1882 It's a prototype. I'm calling it "The Beefcase." 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1883 Don't worry, I'll cook the steaks medium-rare after the evidence is well-done. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1884 How would you like your portfolio? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1885 I'll season the laptop. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1886 Uh-Oh, looks like overcooking the steaks does turn them into leather. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1887 Now I can't remember if Tom said to cover the salmon with a valise or foil. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1888 When they don't pay you the minimum living wage.... 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1889 They've done wonders with vegan leather. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1890 Janine wondered whether Harold had misunderstood his boss when he asked him to 'cook the books'. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1891 By definition, this shouldn't take long . . . 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1892 The boss said take the account home and cook the books. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1893 Darling, I think Mr. Jones was speaking metaphorically when he suggested you cook up new ideas. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1894 I don't want to look like I'm a beginner. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1895 I hope no one at work finds out I'm also cooking the books. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1896 Cool way to cook the books, but should we first take them out of the briefcase? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1897 It's the next stage in the Paleo diet. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1898 I'm coking the books. They will show I'm worth millions. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1899 My career is on fire. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1900 Remember honey when I told you "One day this briefcase is going to give us plenty to eat? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1901 Ironically, a briefsteak tastes best when well done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1902 It comes out rubbery in the microwave. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1903 Looks like a case of misteaken identity. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1904 My boss says I should take pride in a job well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1905 Giving it a brief sear 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1906 Beefsteak not briefcase. Beefsteak not briefcase. Beefsteak not briefcase. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1907 Mum's marinade met it's match. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1908 Smells like chicken. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1909 Go get the meat tenderizer 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1910 Retirement could be an option, I'll have to think about it. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1911 I am grilling a briefcase. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1912 If you leave it on too long, it starts to taste like leather. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1913 It'll be done in brief second. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1914 Don't worry, the boss loves cooking the books. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1915 Are you sure this is the right temperature for alligator? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1916 I used a marinade of herbs, oils and saddle soap. And yes, the leather is gluten-free. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1917 The last time we tried this it was as tough as leather. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1918 Larry assured me those fake news sites have real recipes. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1919 It's STILL a surprise 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1920 Might want to skin the books first. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1921 Honey, that's a job well done! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1922 They say I'm not management material. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1923 THERE MUST BE ANEASIER WAY TO COOK THE BOOKS 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1924 I know you're hungry but don't worry, this should be brief. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1925 Why do I feel like my work is never done? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1926 It's full of books my boss told me to cook. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1927 How now brown cow? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1928 I'm tired of hearing my work has no sizzle! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1929 It's called a 'beefcase' -- a new product from Amazon Whole Foods. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1930 Honey, I think my corporate life is just about done 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1931 You know, by Saturday, I'm just fried. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1932 Now that my work is done I can relax. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1933 I said burn the attachment, not the attache! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1934 I think I figured out why everyone says my steaks are tough as cowhide. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1935 You mean I have to take it out of the box? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1936 The boss said the memo was bland and needed "more heat." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1937 Well done, dear. Well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1938 It's a rare case. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1939 Yes, the backpack was tough, but this is much higher quality. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1940 Not a lot of meat on there, but at least there's some genuine leather! 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
1941 Your boss likes everything well done, but this has turned to leather! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1942 Looks good so far. Would you double-check that recipe on YouTube. I can't seem to find my phone. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1943 I think it is time to put on the umbrellas. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1944 Not your personal F.B.I notes for dinner again! That makes 7 straight nites in a row. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1945 Yes, of course it's organic top grain. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1946 It will be done briefly, dear. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1947 I know you normally prefer rare, but cooking the books must always be well-done. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1948 The secret's in the sauce. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1949 Remember, flip it only once, or else it'll get leathery! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1950 Isn't this a better way to cook the books? Cheers! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1951 Do you want the branding iron for a monogram? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1952 A job well done, that's what I always say! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1953 After I finish the books, I'll cook the fish. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1954 These sausage casings are getting ridiculous 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1955 You are only supposed to grill it for a brief period of time. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1956 It might turn out a bit leathery. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1957 If this doesn't work we can try some shoes. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1958 The recipe calls for five minutes per side, but that seems brief. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1959 It's the latest thing...like sous-vide, but on a grill! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1960 It's the new thing at Wall St. restaurants: briefcase en papillote. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1961 Honey I don't think you are supposed to literally cook the book. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1962 I told my boss I'd work from home today. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1963 The guys at the office tried it and said it tastes like chicken. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1964 '"No meat in my proposal!" my ass!' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1965 I hear the trick is to put the sauce on at the last minute. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1966 The fools accused me of cooking the books. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1967 Should only be a brief while. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1968 I promised my boss that my presentation would be well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1969 That takes "well done" to a whole new level! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1970 I like mine rawhide. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1971 How do you prefer your brief cooked? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1972 This should be like the grilling I received earlier today. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1973 I prefer Southern District style. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1974 I thought you said the Mignon file. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1975 He said my report was well done 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1976 Remember Dear, three minutes on each side or it will be tough as leather. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1977 Is that what they call "the hot box?" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1978 It's my lawyer's recipe. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1979 You said the barbecue would be brief 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1980 Sooo...bad day at the office and the Hermes has to suffer? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1981 Once again, job well done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1982 At least you're not getting skewered. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1983 I think the instructions said to... " score a brief. " 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1984 I hope it doesn't taste too leathery. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1985 How do you like your legal briefs cooked? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1986 I know you're a vegan, Esther... this is faux leather. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1987 I'm willing to admit I've been bringing my work home with me. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1988 Yeah, I'd say this is about as rare as it gets. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1989 I have got to stop thinking about work! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1990 It's possible that this isn't what the boss meant when he asked me to cook the books. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1991 We'll be ready as soon as you bring my suit out of the cooler. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1992 After the salt, we'll need a really good alibi. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1993 Relax Sheila, Naugahyde is vegan! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1994 the grill marks will be going the wrong way, but I think we can get past customs 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
1995 Frank wanted his to go. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
1996 Let's get delivery. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1997 I will admit you have a new wrinkle in cooking the books. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1998 We're gonna have a hellava time finding a bun for that thing. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
1999 Do you want French's or Grey Poupon? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2000 These craft butcheries have really gone too far. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2001 My half-baked case needs a little more thyme yet. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
2002 I'm trying out a new recipe I saw on that new reality tv show the other night, Grill-Fired: Bizarre Foods Meets The Apprentice. The key is to get the leather caramelized just right so that it leaves a lasting, bitter aftertaste. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2003 The Harrison report is done, but Williams could use more mesquite 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2004 Funny, they said there'd be no shrinkage. Oh! Maybe that applies to my job! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2005 Your father said my steaks taste like leather. Let him try this. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2006 The boss said everything in there was baloney so I figured what the hell 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2007 Guess that explains the pork chops in the credenza. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2008 I know I forgot to remove the handle. Really, Doris, does it matter? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2009 The tag said Fair Trade, organic, raised without hormones - can't be worse than tofu. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2010 Scrambled files for supper again, sweetie? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2011 Well, looks like we've got another assignment. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2012 Apparently, it's not just any cow product that works. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2013 Must be an alternative fact that if you forgot your combination it will open up like an oyster with just a little heat.... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2014 It's the Pink Center file... and boy is it juicy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2015 I hope we marinated it long enough 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2016 Maybe Is should have taken the books out and then tried to cook them 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2017 Does it pair with red or white? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2018 I didn't believe you when you said your computer was fried. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2019 You're right, honey. I've pushed my bringing-home-the-bacon metaphor a tad too far. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
2020 We used to just launder money, now we have to cook the books? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2021 I never can tell when work is done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2022 I think the grill is colluding with the Russians. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2023 Cooking the books would have been easier! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2024 I'm tired of being told my briefs are unprepared. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2025 Looks like you're mixing business with pleasure again. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2026 The recipe in the Times says it will be done when it starts to Moo. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2027 I think it's done, but I KNOW I'm done! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2028 Turns out it was good I couldn't afford the real leather one, or we wouldn't have a vegan option. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2029 Production for our Kickstarter may run a tad longer than originally projected. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2030 I think it should be well done inside. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2031 I typically try not to mix business with pleasure... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2032 I'll make my explanation for this brief too. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2033 Cooking the books was so simple. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2034 It's not you, it's me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2035 The judge likes his cases was well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2036 Everything tastes like work lately. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2037 I knew I shouldn't try to mix business with pleasure. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2038 Cooking up ideas for the monthly meeting 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2039 Cooking books this way locks in the favor. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2040 How would you like your books cooked? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2041 I said beef steak, not brief case... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2042 You always said, "My job is the only thing in this house that puts food on the table." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2043 oy Vey. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2044 This may be the first time my work is received as well done 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2045 I wish work at home were rare, but my boss prefers it well done. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2046 It thinks it's hamburger. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2047 They were out of brisket so I got briefcase. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2048 I'm almost certain the recipe said, barbecue brief... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2049 What cookbook did this come from ? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2050 Luanne, something about this case smells fishy. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2051 My therapist said I need to work on my burnout. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2052 Did they tell you how long this has to rest after it comes off the grill? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2053 BBQ'd career with sous-vide severance package and a nice cold chablis. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2054 At least it is calf skin. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2055 I'm not sure. The recipe said you don't need to flip it if you leave the lid down. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2056 I'm pretty sure it's gluten-free. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2057 I never debriefed a whole attaché before. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2058 Maybe I DO think too much about work. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2059 I'm not quite sure that's what they had that in mind when referring to burning disks on a computer 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2060 I hope we marinated it long enough 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2061 Are you absolutely sure this is what they had in mind when they said: "cook the books?" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2062 Could you get me some more mink oil, beginning to look like shoe leather. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2063 Freudian slip or am I losing my grip? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2064 Ten more minutes, it's still a little tough. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2065 I didn't mean to bring this home. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2066 Didn't you ask for a sizzling case? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2067 You realize this is the last of my severance package. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2068 this could blow the case wide open you know 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2069 It sure beats getting grilled in court! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2070 Do you think the Vouvray pairs well with attaché? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2071 I definitely asked for a 'Hibachi' case. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2072 In case you were wondering, it looks like it should be ready briefly! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2073 The recipe for the "Business-Man's BBQ" looked so different in the magazine. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2074 It may take another two minutes for it to open. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2075 They didn't have it in black, honey. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2076 It's the basis of the Paleo diet. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2077 Next summer let's get a steamer. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2078 Well, it's better than tofu. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2079 So, what's for dessert? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2080 Why waste a perfectly good steak on someone who orders their meat well done? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2081 my report is really smokin' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2082 I'm getting some work well done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2083 You know the doctor said you've got to quit bringing your work home on the weekends. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2084 Your mission Dan when you decided to accept it was to cook this briefcase medium rare. Your barbecue will now self-destruct in ten seconds. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2085 I tried cooking the books in the microwave, but they curl up. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2086 I love the smell of audit season. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
2087 You always deliver a job well done. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2088 I'm not sold on the Italian seasoning, but at least it's free range grass-fed. 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
2089 You have no idea how hard Trump, Ryan, and McConnell had to push to get all the pages of Obamacare to fit in there 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2090 I think we were supposed to soak it in water first. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2091 Sorry. I'll keep trying to not bring my work home with me 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2092 Apparently my being late still a bit of an issue. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2093 How do you like your books? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2094 Honey, your boss expects the report to be done well, not well done. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2095 This case was dismissed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2096 Well done! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
2097 I don't know. Every time my lawyer talks about my case he talks about grilling. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
2098 Wait… did you say this briefcase contains explosive allegations? 1.1346 0.06743 52 48 1 3
2099 I know you think I overcook things, but this is going to be leathery even if I take it off right now. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
2100 Ketchup or mustard? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2101 'Honey, your mother said the steak tasted like leather last time she was here so I am making something special for her today.' 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2102 Burn baby burn! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2103 Trumpcare was half-baked, so I thought I'd try grilling it. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2104 It's supposed to seal in the juices. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2105 A loyal fry cook: flipping briefcases since day one 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
2106 We can retire next year if our portfolio catches fire. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2107 Make sure those divorce papers are well done. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2108 My retirement party is going to be a bit tougher than I thought. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
2109 How do you like your brief steak cooked? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
2110 Yep, that's rare all right! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
2111 I see you are cooking the books in case.... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
2112 I wouldn't call it : "cooking the books". It's more " al cartoccio" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
2113 Honey I think you messed up your Amazon Whole Foods order. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2114 I thought 'cooking the books' was limited to the office. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2115 I don't know how long I can keep cooking the books 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2116 Todd said he cooked up a case and got a huge settlement. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2117 Well-done is one thing, but who likes their tax returns with ketchup? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2118 I'm free rangin' it. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2119 I mean, those were his words: "job well-done." 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2120 They said to cook the books, but didn't say if they wanted them rare, medium, or well done. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2121 Thank God I'm no longer a dog walker. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2122 Burn after eating 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2123 You can't cook the books while still in the briefcase. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2124 Let's see the NSA get to that! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2125 I know you don't want to present an undercooked case but this won't help. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2126 If you can't take the heat, you're in the wrong business. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2127 What do say, KC sweet 'n pepper, or Carolina vinegar? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2128 And I thought my Paleo diet was extreme! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2129 I wish you had told me sooner that our guests are raw vegans. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2130 I just realized it's never going to be done... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2131 I thought that we would have a brief dinner 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2132 I still think it looks to tough to eat. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2133 Attaché....I think it's French for BBQ? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2134 Sweetheart, how do you want your presentation - well done, or I don't give a damn? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2135 Chowhound was surprisingly helpful with wine pairings for cooked books. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2136 How the briefcase you purchased on eBay got its vintage distressed look. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2137 That isn't what I meant by 'cooking the books.' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2138 The books are fully cooked; we just need to warm them up. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2139 Honey, let's talk about your barbecue-life balance. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2140 I'm trying to heat up a new deal 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2141 No more half baked ideas. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2142 My boss said to go home and cook the books. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2143 I know its tough to grill an open and shut case but we have to try.I have a lock on it, trust me. The handle is the toughest part. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2144 Well, it seemed the safest way to cook the books... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2145 Nothing says "hard-working but not obsessed with success" like grill marks on your briefcase. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2146 I'm beginning to suspect this really isn't a grass fed brief. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2147 Grill marks are the rage on Capital Hill right now.... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2148 That should cook the books. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2149 So he did cook the books. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2150 Should be done with my work in just a minute or two. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2151 I'm told grill marks make things look more genuine. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2152 It's cedar plank. It locks in the flavor. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2153 Honey, I thought I told you to stay inside and toss the ball point pens. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2154 The recipe said a brief cooking time. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2155 Should have done the marinade, not the dry rub 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2156 Like my new beefcase? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2157 Don't worry, I'm hot on the case. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2158 We're gonna need some extra barbecue sauce. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2159 Like my career, it isn't done in the middle. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2160 We have one of those "eat what you kill" kind of partnerships. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2161 Still haven't quite figured out this retirement thing. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2162 should've brined it. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2163 Honey, I don't think this is what your boss meant by "cook the books"! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2164 I got tired of bringing home the bacon. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2165 Maybe just the books next time. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2166 Is this your not so subtle way of conveying work hard, play harder? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2167 I know, but it's organic and locally sourced. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2168 I'm hungry for early retirement. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2169 If you can't eat a horse don't say you can. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2170 Would you like sticky notes and staples on the side? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2171 Cooked books are just . . . about . . . done. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2172 Work-life balance 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2173 How would you like your stakes? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2174 Just be careful not to choke on the annual report. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2175 Saw it on Guy Fieri's new show 'Cooking The Books'. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2176 I am finding my work-eat balance. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2177 Stick a fork in it, my career's done. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2178 I have to flip it before the lock opens, or it will be overdone. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2179 I'm pissing out of my ass. 1.1224 0.06921 49 46 0 3
2180 How long on each side when you cooking the books? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2181 I don't think it will ever truly be done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2182 I don't know... it looks a little leathery. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2183 The boss said my report needs more sizzle. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2184 The Oscar Mayer account is as good as mine. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2185 Here's to a job well done! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2186 These books are a lot tougher to cook than the books at Enron. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2187 Let's just make it brief, OK? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2188 Hmm. Tough case. Maybe should've used a marinade. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2189 I'm working on a really hot case. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2190 My boss told me I should prepare for a grilling. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2191 You're really more char-broiled than fired. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2192 I like it rare, keep it brief. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2193 You think you've had shoe leather? Try this! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2194 The boss said this had better be well-done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2195 Some retirement dinner THIS is! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2196 Looks ready to feed to the IRS. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2197 Don't worry; it only smells leathery. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2198 Is Samsonite vegetarian? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2199 After the way the D. A. grilled my client this is only poetic justice in remembrance of that lost case. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2200 The boss likes things well done. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2201 I don't think this wine goes with pigskin. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2202 I heard greed was good. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2203 Cold case. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2204 Now this is what I call a job well done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2205 The manila folders bring a beautiful woodsy note to the mushrooms and the effect of the balsamic cartridge in my printer is nothing short of spectacular. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2206 It was a nice gesture, but no more turduckin briefcases for Father's Day. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2207 I find if you cook the books over an open flame they tend to char. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2208 I know it's cowhide, dear. But it looks like a case of indigestion to me. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2209 I want something to match my pinstripe suit. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2210 Needs salt! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2211 I think five minutes on each side should do it . . . 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2212 This case is really heating up. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2213 A few more minutes until catharsis. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2214 I don't know if this is what they meant by power cooking. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2215 Top secret recipe. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2216 I just love cooking for your parents. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2217 It's supposed to stick. It's an attaché case. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2218 The sauce starts with a good stock. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2219 Briefcase brisket. Try it. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2220 Going paleo is expensive. Costs some real dough. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2221 When the handle turns a smoky brown, it's done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2222 But the boss said to put it on the back burner. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2223 On second thought, let's keep this brief. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2224 Honey, I don't think you gave the problem enough time to marinate. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2225 The boss told me my reports were too full of half-baked ideas. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2226 I guess when we voted against UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME we never thought law or banking could be replaced by bots. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2227 I'm trying to fully bake my idea for work. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2228 They said the bacon cooks right in the box. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2229 I think it's dun. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2230 Make the salad, this will be done briefly. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2231 When the market heats up, I'll flip it. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2232 I know the money is not safe in the bank, but are you sure that putting it in the barbecue will keep it safe? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2233 One career, medium well done. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2234 At the interview, I felt kinda funny when they asked me if I knew how to cook the books. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2235 Would you like ties with that? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2236 Would you like your books cooked medium or well done 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2237 Perhaps after all, it wasn't a job well done... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2238 I told him. "Yes sir... I'm going to sweat over this all night" 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2239 By the time I realized you'd said "beefsteak" it had finished marinating so I just threw it on. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2240 Stripes are in this season. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2241 I'm supposed to cook the books 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2242 Flip it over so it doesn't taste leathery. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2243 It will only smell for a little while. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2244 I'm thinking twenty minutes on each side. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2245 I'd be glad to write one if the tiny icon that appears in place of the cartoon would open for me. 1.1224 0.06921 49 46 0 3
2246 I thought I cooked the books on Wednesday. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2247 I'm still working on my work-life balance. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2248 Burgers taste better in a beefcase. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2249 Extraordinary! A cow with a sense of humor! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2250 Leave it up to you Adam to put a summer flair on "cooking the books" 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2251 Yeah, the vegan ones are far too rubbery. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2252 I never know how long to broil a briefcase. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2253 My boss wants these reports to be well done, 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2254 Give me the combination or I close the lid. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2255 I think I've finally solved my drinking problem. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2256 This is how we cook the books 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2257 Yes sir, the contracts will be very well done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2258 It was easier to cook the books when they were paper. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2259 This is almost done. How was your cell phone? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2260 I didn't ask if we should have saved more for retirement. I asked for a fork. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2261 Now, where did I put my keys? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2262 Cooking the books is harder than it looks. . . 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2263 I quit my job today and I'm not going back. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2264 How was your day, honey?" "Pretty good. I grilled my work and my boss said i did very well. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2265 The books are done. Bring the kababs. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2266 You're fired! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2267 Well Done my dear! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2268 Are you sure that it's Gluten Free? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2269 They grilled me, time for payback..... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2270 Make it quick, Susan. I've got a pig case in the morning. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2271 I don't think this "Briefcase Full of Barbecue" is gonna work. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2272 In the winter I cook the account numbers, but come summer I prefer to grill them. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2273 So, how rare do you like your briefsteak? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2274 This is no substitute for cooking the books. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2275 I guess I should stop taking my work home. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2276 You're sure the attache's fresh? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2277 That backgammon game was very well done 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2278 I hate to say it, but you were right -- it was never about the taste. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2279 It won't be considered checked baggage if I can shrink it to the size of your hand purse. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2280 So that's where I put the secret lunch codes. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2281 You can count on me to bring home the bacon 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2282 I knew I cooked it too long. It's turned into leather. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2283 That's not how they cook the books. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2284 I'm grilling, just in case. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2285 Mitch said this would be best served medium rare with with a robust Cabernet. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2286 Red or White? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2287 They told me it would self-destruct. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2288 Your boss likes his books cooked well-done, right? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2289 I was fired today. Don't worry, I'm not burning any bridges. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2290 I think he said cook the books... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2291 I still can't get a handle on this barbecue thing. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2292 Never mind the books . . . I'm cooked too! 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2293 I have been waiting all day to get these depositions on the grill 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2294 Honey, I don't think your boss meant to literally cook the books. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2295 Nothing beats a dry-aged Argentinian bond stake. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2296 I cook it just long enough to kill the career without ruining the sandwich. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2297 Brilliant! We will be in Geneva before they discover that you BBQ'd the books. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2298 Oh! You meant get anything IN the case. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2299 I've decided to go meatless and paperless. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2300 I love cooking the books on a summer evening. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2301 Maybe we could compromise on your veal phobia thing with a little calf skin. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2302 actually, it's an ATTACHE CASE, carol, you fucking dumb ass 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2303 They said they were looking for someone well seasoned. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2304 This case will just take a minute. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2305 "More barbecue sauce still won't make the new health care bill more palatable". 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2306 I forgot the code to unlock the flavor. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2307 My boss said my career is toast, so... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2308 Do you know how the boss prefers his books to be cooked? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2309 I cooked the numbers already, but this is a bit much. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2310 To my career I say, 'Well done'. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2311 It's an old cold case we've been trying to solve. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2312 I thought you said 'roast brief.' 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2313 My lawyer told me we're going to rake them over the coals. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2314 How do you like your fraud -- well done? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2315 It's a sumptuous, organic, humanely raised, 100% grass fed Australian cowhide. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2316 How will we know when it's done? 1.1224 0.06921 49 46 0 3
2317 Do you really think this is what the boss meant when he asked me to cook the books? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2318 Sorry, the legal files take longer. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2319 Don't overcook it -- the last meal you cooked tasted like shoe leather. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2320 It's cow leather; should be quite tender. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2321 I got tired of burning the midnight oil. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2322 Since the election, merely drinking isn't enough. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2323 If it were done, when tis done, then twere well it were done quickly. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2324 Just cook it the same way you do the books but with a little less ink. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2325 I'll have to flip this case a few more times before I'm ready to serve. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2326 I told you I would bring home the bacon. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2327 The boss is coming and I want him to know I'm serious... 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2328 Honey, I don't think that's how you cook the books 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2329 This isn't what they meant by cooking the books. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2330 Have you seen my shoes? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2331 Do you like your case rare? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2332 I don't think your boss was speaking literally when he said burn the files 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2333 Ed, that is a job well-done. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2334 I hope this isn't the one with the money.... 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2335 You cook the books your way and I'll cook the books my way. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2336 Brought home the bacon, honey! 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
2337 Are you cooking up some business or are you just burnt out? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2338 You're right. "CEO BBQ" did seem a bridge too far. 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2339 Do you think we marinated the case enough? 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2340 I don't know...when I opened the grill, it was attachéd... 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2341 I think you misunderstood when I said job well done 1.1224 0.06276 49 45 2 2
2342 Classifried? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
2343 It's a simple case of being out of gas 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
2344 You told me shoe leather. Had I known brief case, I would have gotten the Vérité 2013 La Joie rather than the Chateau Montelena Cab. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
2345 The boss wanted me to cook the books for some reason. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
2346 Honey, when I said "Bring home the bacon," I didn't mean this. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
2347 Sous off-EESE, actually. Sous vide for the grill. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2348 Honey, I'm cooking the books. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2349 just in case 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2350 Why is everyone complaining that the steaks are leathery? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2351 Well done! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2352 Do you think we should switch to red wine with your brief dear? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2353 It's going to go perfectly with my stressed jeans! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
2354 I'd feel better about doing this with a golden parachute. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
2355 I shouldn't have told you who my boss voted for 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
2356 This is going to be one hot case. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
2357 Cooking the books usually makes bad reports easier to swallow. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2358 Darling, do you by any chance have any Grey Poupon? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2359 I love the smell of flame broiled Corinthian Leather with a garlic sauce marinate in the evening. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2360 La La Land? Moonlight? I don't care anymore! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2361 Silly me, I forgot to defrost the steaks. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2362 Honey, am I drunk? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2363 This ought to cook up a good deal. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2364 I'm still trying to perfect the finer points of my Porkfolio. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2365 Paul, I think you misunderstood me when I said to throw something on "just in case." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2366 Anyone for grilled brief steaks? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2367 You really meant it when you said you were going to cook the books. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2368 Maybe it was "beef steak". 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2369 He's grilled his last witness. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2370 Brief? No. It might be awhile... the butcher says to cook it until the hinges fall off. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2371 I'll make this brief. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2372 I decided to marinate the cash stuffing overnight. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2373 Wolfgang Puck says baste with a tapenade of Spanish olives and shredded contracts. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2374 They told me it was grass-fed. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2375 "I hope you used tenderizer on that". 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2376 Cheryl was becoming less able to tolerate her husband's mansplaining. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2377 Honey, Are you sure the recipe said "files" not "filet"? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2378 Wurst-case scenario. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2379 I'm experimenting with encased meats. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2380 Better get the tongs. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2381 Honey, I told you buy the bigger spatula. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2382 I thought I had put it on the back burner. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2383 Early retirement never looked so good! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2384 I'm wondering now if "cook the books" was a metaphor. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2385 You are what you eat 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2386 They said to practice grilling our depositions at home. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2387 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2388 When it's done, I rest my case. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2389 Remember, it takes only a brief amount of time on each side! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2390 Oh Honey....cooking the books is really just a Euphemism! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2391 Think the accountant would like onions? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2392 I'm guessing you thought it said "files of salmon". 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2393 I swear I said Beefsteak. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2394 I've had second thoughts about following in Assange's footsteps. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2395 looks like we've got a case cookin' here! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2396 It says ten minutes on each side and the books are cooked. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2397 The boss said I'd have to start cooking the books 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2398 You promise it will taste like chicken? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2399 Honey, don't tell anyone: It's Madoff's secret recipe for cooking the books! 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2400 I don't care what kind of deal you got-this beef is old... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2401 It is left over from the office party. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2402 Do me a favor and grab me my alzheimers pills. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2403 This is not what they meant when they told you to cook the books 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2404 Nonsense! I marinated it for 24 hours, it'll be fine. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2405 No honey, I said "heat up the beef base..." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2406 I have just one burning question 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2407 I forgot to stop at the butcher's after work. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2408 It didn't happen if there's no evidence so stop complaining and drink your wine. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2409 Is this why my burgers always taste leathery? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2410 If we open it too soon we'll lose all the liquidity. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2411 Boss said it's not cooking the books if you grill the briefcase. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2412 I'm just banking the coals 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2413 Dose he always have his lunch heated this way. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2414 My boss said my work needed to be well done 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2415 Working from home is so confusing sometimes. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2416 Now, isn't this much better than shredding all those documents. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2417 Retirement is about making do with what you saved 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2418 The boss said cook the books.... but it is summer. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2419 How do you like the hinges; a little pink or well done? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2420 Our meals together are brief. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2421 Hope this is right. I've never cooked the books before. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2422 I'm prepping my brief for the Senate committee. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2423 My boss said he wanted reports with a bit more flavor. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2424 Ya gotta serve it just as it opens. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2425 I don't know why other people have trouble with work/life balance. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2426 What am I DOING? ...I forgot to marinade! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2427 You should have skinned it first. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2428 Honey are you sure the butcher understood you? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2429 He said to cook the books, he did not say how long on each side. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2430 It's an old Trump family recipe. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2431 They said my career was toast, didn't they? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2432 I think my work is well done. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2433 That damn dog eats so much homework! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2434 So, how would you like your files, rare or well done? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2435 They said I can't handcuff it to my wrist until the documents are completely done. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2436 I realized that every great idea I ever had happened right here. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2437 I'm cooking up some hot briefs for the senior partners 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2438 You never heard of a Hamburg briefcase? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2439 Grilled briefcase always goes well with a red acid reflux. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2440 We agreed the grilling is MY business 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2441 It's 100% lean. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2442 Hurry up James, The President Trump is about to arrive 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2443 ...and for the main course we have flambéed attaché with spicy roasted pencil shavings and a local pink slip gremolata. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2444 Is that another one of your half-baked ideas? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2445 I prefer work rare but of course the boss always wants well done. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2446 This must be George Foreman's lawyers grill? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2447 A little bit of A-1, and it will be just great! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2448 You're frying them? Your ideas were already half-baked! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2449 I can never tell when these are done 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2450 The butcher promised me cooking this would be brief." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2451 Oh great it's Dad's 'world famous turkey jerky'. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2452 At least it's not shoe leather. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2453 Sorry, I'm pretty sure it's not vegan. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2454 No matter what I try, it seems to always taste like leather. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2455 I just love love love the smell of Cajun-flavored Corinthian leather around dinner time! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2456 Do you think it has the right patina? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2457 It's how we cook the books during summer. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2458 I'm worried it's going to be too leathery. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2459 I promise you, "Dans la Mallette" is the next "Sous Vide." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2460 my case in point. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2461 Really, Greg, grilled brief? Is this some kind of a joke? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2462 Are you sure it said, 'Sear after reading'? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2463 I don't think I marinated it long enough. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2464 They say a solid case can take a grilling with no problem. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2465 I thought it would be more relaxing to grill myself about work. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2466 Work has really been heating up lately. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2467 I've always thought grief would taste like chicken. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2468 Does twenty seconds on each side before grilling sound about right? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2469 We'll deduct the meal as a business expense. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2470 Yup. Definitely overworked. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2471 It's an acquired taste. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2472 For $1500 you'd think our accountant would have done this! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2473 They'll never suspect I've been cooking the books. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2474 ...Looks like the books were cooked before I got here. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2475 That unequivocal judge said that my briefs should be grilled. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2476 Get the pension sauce. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2477 You've got to stop bringing your work home with you 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2478 The butcher suggested we serve it with fruity Pinot to offset the leathery aftertaste. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2479 I never thought it could be this bad if I didn't make partner. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2480 I miss the days when you could just cook the books without being some kind of grill master. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2481 But He TOLD me it was a beefcase! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2482 You want cheese, honey? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2483 I think you should brown it on both sides 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2484 Being outsmarted by the grill yet again 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2485 It was featured as an all-purpose brief case. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2486 It'd be tough as leather without your special marinade! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2487 I fear I'm not cut out for working from home. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2488 We can make it a rare deal or well done project. It's your choice. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2489 I guess you lost the contract. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2490 I was fired today 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2491 Medium well O. K. ? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2492 The prosecutor said this case requires intense grilling. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2493 I'm trying to work up an appetite. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2494 This case is done. There's no need to grill the defendant. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2495 The boss said, 'I hope you're cooking the books;' then he gave me the attache. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2496 How well done do you like your briefcase? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2497 I guess I did tell you that you could invite the office to the barbecue. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2498 Oh. Grill the ambassador's new attache'. My god, please don't tell anyone I did this. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2499 Now that's what I call 'a job well done." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2500 'Casual Friday' 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2501 Well, they can't say these reports aren't done. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2502 I can't decide if I prefer work rare or well done. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2503 Because I like grill marks on my Briefcase, that's why. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2504 I didn't catch it in time, it might be a bit leathery. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2505 The Hendersons are bringing a Syrah. It's top-grain cowhide. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2506 A Hot case, indeed. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2507 I'm making it well done. Nothing inside is. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2508 When you said your work was consuming, I didn't realize things had gotten this bad... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2509 It's one benefit of getting let go. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2510 I must have over-cooked it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2511 I think it's gonna be tough as leather, but easy to handle! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2512 So where's my 'Kiss the mid-level manager' apron? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2513 Don't overdo it, hon. This is a Murder Mystery Party. They like their cases rare. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2514 It looked a bit leathery so tenderized it just in case. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2515 How do you want your 'Attache Flambe' done? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2516 Hun, did you notice where I hung my suit? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2517 They said if I manage to cook the books I will likely get off!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2518 Work comes first. Then the burgers. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2519 Looks like a job well done. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2520 Cooking books? 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2521 This is NOT what I meant by "mixing business with pleasure." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2522 Cooking the books is never easy. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2523 Don't cook the books too much! Just enough to get us through this quarter... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2524 I'm not sure this is what they meant by grilling the witness, dear 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2525 No tougher than my usual steaks... 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2526 Once you finish grilling it, it tells you who really hacked the election. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2527 It's vegan, edible, and therefore, recyclable. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2528 Farewell, Wall Street Commute. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2529 Is it two or three minutes on each side? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2530 Honey I hope you don't overcook it - documents inside will lose its flavour 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2531 The boss told me to come up with some hot new ideas, so I thought this might get the old juices flowing! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2532 How novel charbroiling incriminating evidence 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2533 I have to eat my words. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2534 I don't know; does this just scream "involuntary retirement"? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2535 It's locally sourced. You won't believe the crust. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2536 We'll see if it's REAL cowhide! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2537 This case against Trump is cooked 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
2538 I know it's not much of a protest, but they don't allow grills at work. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2539 Gotta be careful. If it cooks too long it'll be leathery. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2540 The congressman who gave it to me said it was full of pork! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2541 Are you sure its Vegan Faux Leather? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2542 I thought they told you to 'cook the books.' 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2543 Is this what's called "cooking the books"? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2544 That stupid boss of mine told me to put my project on the back burner. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2545 How does your boss like his briefcase? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2546 But you told me to "literally cook the books." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2547 Are you sure the case pops up when the chicken is ready? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2548 The boss wants me to cook the numbers. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2549 Do you think it's time to turn it yet? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2550 Uhh... honey, I said beef-steaks. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2551 You're sure this is how Julia Child got started? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2552 Dave from legal told me this one's juicy. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2553 Management told me to cook the books. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2554 I thought that cooking the books would be harder. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2555 they want a well-done report 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2556 It's beef by designer Kobe 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2557 I brought a raw steak to the power meeting today. I'm losing it, babe. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2558 And now for a brief sear. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2559 Finally, I implemented these external memory hard disks 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2560 Apple crisp is my specialty. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2561 This should be done briefly. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2562 I'll be the one to grill that confession out of you 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2563 Is it vegan leather? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2564 How do you like your briefcase? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2565 This will stop the investigation. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2566 Attache? Three minutes on a side. Brief Case? Four. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2567 John said to let the proposal marinate before grilling him on it. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2568 Obviously, nothing calls for a short grilling time more than briefsteak. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2569 One brief minute on each side should do it. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2570 I'm trying to cook the books evenly, on both sides. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2571 Check the deep fryer and see if my laptop's ready. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2572 the butcher said to give it a brief sear. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2573 I learned it on, "Chopped." 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2574 We get paid on Monday, right? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2575 What do you think, lid open or closed? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2576 It's not REALLY barbecue if you don't use Mesquite. Without Mesquite it's just not the same. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2577 My boss told me that this project better be well-done! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2578 I thought it said beef case. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
2579 Year 2035 - "I told ya you couldn't cook a steak without your smartphone." 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
2580 This brief-quesadilla needs some salt... 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2581 Maybe if I took them out first, they'd cook better. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2582 It's good, I learned how at our Corporate Camping Weekend. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2583 It said,open lid and then open briefcase and follow instrructions. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2584 I was warned this position had a high turnover rate. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2585 Leather is best, but it should work with vinyl. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2586 If I keep them in the case, it's not technically "cooking the books." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2587 Are you sure he told you to COOK the books? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2588 The leather is raw hide, so we should give it a few more minutes. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2589 I still don't see how this is a compromise. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2590 I've decided to consume my work...back off Sharleen. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2591 The boss told me to investigate a hot case. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2592 Maybe this wasn’t the business end of the cow. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
2593 If I cook the books at home, they'll never notice. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2594 Did we forget to marinate? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2595 This was a "alternative" way I decided to "cook the books" 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2596 I was thinking a nice wallet for dessert. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2597 It's an open and shut case. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2598 My boss said I should cook the books. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
2599 Working vacations leave a bad taste in my mouth. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2600 Do you want memos with that? 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
2601 He said my ideas were undercooked. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2602 To tell you the truth....it feels rather good! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2603 Charades, a deux. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2604 Honey, I really think sous vide would have been the way to go. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2605 My boss is going to grill me about this... 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2606 I hope it's made of cow hide and taste like beef jerky. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2607 This is definitely going to be a hot case! 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
2608 So that's where old briefcases go to die. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2609 Not a rosé. It goes better with cordovan. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2610 It may be a message from God, Allison, but I was more in the mood for a burger. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2611 Is this what you meant about mixing business with pleasure? 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2612 Theresa May to her husband, "Cook it until it looks like a wallet." 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2613 No, Kelly. It's not vegan. But I'm serving it anyway. 1.1087 0.06392 46 43 1 2
2614 My boss said my work needed some sizzle 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2615 Cooking the books again, or just destroying evidence? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2616 Darling, please pick a wine that goes with char-broiled Samsonite. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2617 After flippin' 30 years, it'll taste so good. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2618 We should have saved more for retirement. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2619 I give it five minutes before it confesses to ruining my weekend. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2620 Madge, the case is really heating up now 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2621 Honey, my career was bound to go up in flames by the end of the year anyways. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2622 I knew I left it somewhere. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2623 My boss said to rake it over the coals. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2624 I hear it holds in the flavor better. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2625 What are you worried about? It's not like I'm the only CPA in this neighborhood cooking the books. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2626 I'm not sure about this brief marinade. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2627 I'm sending my WH memos via smoke signal. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2628 The case had gone cold. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2629 I like my burgers tanned. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
2630 This thirty year old cold case is really heating up. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
2631 I'm cooking the books, just in case 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
2632 I think 'well done' is in order... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
2633 Let's hope it's real leather and not vinyl. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
2634 I know I could have gotten a handle on this case, if I had just started it in the right direction. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
2635 That is one way to have stake in retirement. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
2636 "Is this well-done enough for you"? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
2637 Working from home is not as bad as I thought. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
2638 Last week's winner ( "Shall I keep reading?"). Who picks this stuff? Sad. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
2639 Honey, I don't think that's what they mean by 'cooking the books'. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
2640 Well, it doesn't smell as bad as when we cooked the actual books. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2641 The butcher said the case sale was the best value. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2642 Dear, that's a case of brief, not beef. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
2643 Now they can really accuse me of cooking the books. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2644 Frankly dear I was getting tired of shoe leather. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2645 Another minute and the documents won't be rare, Harold! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2646 Too bad -- all the rolls that size were sold out. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2647 Life is so unpredictable. Last week I was in the hospital with a blonde but this week I'm barbecuing a briefcase with a brunette. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2648 Are you sure that's what she meant when she said "well done"? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2649 If I don't get a job soon, this is going to taste like filet mignon compared to next week's meal. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2650 And I'll turn up the heat if it doesn't do the work itself. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2651 Another case well done. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2652 I think you're supposed to remove the hide first. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2653 These are all of the half-baked ideas that were sent to me this week. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2654 I really thought hazing would stop after college. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2655 I must have forgotten something. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2656 Honey are you sure its gluten-free? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2657 Shall we serve it with red or white, Gladys? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2658 Do you want your beefcase rare or medium? 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
2659 Should I get the supersized spatula? 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2660 You should not have promised the Boswells there would be a non -Vegan option. 1.1026 0.07156 39 37 0 2
2661 These organic briefsteaks look more leathery every week! 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2662 The last one we ate, it tasted like vinyl siding. 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2663 You're sure that's how "007" barbequed 1.1026 0.06141 39 36 2 1
2664 When my boss told me to cook the books, I was surprised. Barbecue is definitely the way to go in this case. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
2665 Avoid using your spatula to press down and flip only one time. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2666 I'm tired of bringing my work home with me. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
2667 Crisp or well done? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2668 The boss asked "what's cooking?" and I told him I was working on a really hot deal. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
2669 Well dear, I was told that the contents of the case were high steaks and that they would go nicely with a dish called Wicked Leeks... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
2670 The C.E.O. said "Cook the Books" ... How Hot and How Long...? 1.0952 0.06652 42 40 0 2
2671 Mr. Corleone asked you to do what with the accounting books? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2672 You're sure the books are in there? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2673 Christ, what an asshole. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2674 I like my third quarter market analysis well done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2675 Nothing beats a well-done portfolio--no extras needed. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2676 Hm - What sauce? Saddle soap or neetsfoot oil? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2677 The boss said 'cook the books', I'm guessing 'grill' is equivalent. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2678 It's a zoo out there. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2679 Honey, when it's lightly brown turn it over and continue to grill for 3 to 5 minutes. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2680 Monograms are so passé. Grillogram for me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2681 If this is my bread and butter, then I'll have it toasted. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2682 The sizzle will be ready to sell in a few minutes. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2683 Oh, I thought the recipe was for 'cas de bref" but I guess bouef makes more sense now that I think about it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2684 Oh, I'm just cooking the books. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2685 Retirement Ritual 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2686 You're fired! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2687 I'm afraid to flip it too soon. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2688 You are not wearing your hearing aides again.Tom said that the work was your grueling weekend assignment, Jim. Not grilling." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2689 He wanted it well-done. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2690 This is going to be a very brief barbecue. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2691 Honey, do you want your paperwork medium or well done? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2692 They said the briefcase grill is one of the hottest items for summer 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2693 Do you think this side is brown enough? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2694 Maybe it needs more tenderizer. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2695 I'm reheating my hot ideas. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2696 I'm not sure about these "business casual" BBQs. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2697 What best for a July Fourth barbecue than all these pink slips I have to give out at work? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2698 Papers ... the dude's papers 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2699 She may have said that she wanted the beef glazed, not brief cased. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2700 "101 Cow-related Alternatives to Real Meat" is a resourceful cookbook for the unemployed. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2701 Now he's fired, too. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2702 I think I'll just stick to cooking the books. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2703 My butcher said this is no ordinary cut. It’s Italian Leather. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2704 the ink on the paperwork brings out a certain je ne sais pas to the meat 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2705 Just a few more minutes and earnings per share should be right at analyst's expectations. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2706 I'll show my boss a job well-done... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2707 Are you sure this is what Mr. Jones meant by ‘cooking the books’? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2708 That 'beefcase' looks a little well done! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2709 Honey, let me explain to you what the doctor meant by "you need more fiber". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2710 It said "..marinate, then grill, in brief" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2711 He said it's a job well done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2712 It's D.C. honey. Even the griller needs representation. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2713 Honey let's have another glass of wine. I think this case is closed. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2714 This is a very juicy briefcase. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2715 It's the new Hamsonite. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2716 Job well done, honey. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2717 I guess this is better than waking up to a horse head in your sheets, Mr. Cohen 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2718 Flip it quick. I don't want my work life balance to get charred. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2719 Are you sure its money BBQing? I always thought it was money laundering. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2720 Burning bridges, burning valises. What's the difference? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2721 I'm supposed to cook the books over the weekend 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2722 Honey, don't be ridiculous ... use our high-temperature silicone spatula. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2723 You want a nice, leathery texture. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2724 You can't cook the books without searing a few papers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2725 should've brined it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2726 Congrats on a case well done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2727 Lean green billing machine ? - a toast to retirement, my little lamb chop 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2728 I thought the way Comey was fired was bad! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2729 As soon as the books are cooked. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2730 But this was all I could afford in Brooklyn. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2731 I think I'll need a bigger spatula. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2732 Yes, I followed the recipe, but I'm convinced it's going to come out leathery. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2733 I don’t even care if it’s not tender. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2734 I think you should open it. It will cook faster. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2735 It’s just not as distressed as the Etsy shop led me to believe. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2736 Honey ? Where did we get that bowl of sugar cubes ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2737 I'm practicing for my grilling in court. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2738 Does imitation cowhide count as vegan? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2739 Just another two minutes on each side and the Wellman Report will be done. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2740 It's my late Uncle Vinnie's recipe for Sicilian file fish. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2741 Are you sure it said satchel and not satay? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2742 Should we get out the briefcase thermometer? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2743 They told me to digest the content. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2744 The only way to break free, Alice--no more court cases and no more presidents. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2745 Just trying to cook the books before the company audit, like my boss told me... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2746 Somehow I just can't get the hang of urban cookouts. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2747 This should pair nicely with some warm beer. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2748 It was marinated in sweat and tears, do you think I should add pepper? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2749 I cooked the books at the office. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2750 Gottenbottom said to see what I could cook up, but honestly, I think he's off his rocker. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2751 Tonight, I will be serving a job well done 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2752 You are suppose to remove the books from the case before they're cooked. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2753 I know you prefer ribs. You know I like my work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2754 Law school taught me how to cook up a good case. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2755 Looks like they really want me to 'cook the books' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2756 I left the steak at work. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2757 Do you think that grilling the books is as effective as cooking the books? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2758 These documents are no longer rare. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2759 I had ordered distressed leather. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2760 The boss always appreciates a job well done. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2761 This job is on fire! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2762 The recipe said to grill the fish for a brief time just in case. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2763 Can you get the doctor, I'm feeling sober? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2764 Cooking the books again, Fred? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
2765 Dear how many times have I told you to stop bringing work home on the weekends? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2766 Gotta get the alligatoring pattern right. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
2767 Ugh, it's gone like leather now 1.0952